Rooster Teeth Podcast - Construction Combat! – #373

Episode Date: April 26, 2016

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I'm Gus. Oh, I'm Gavin. I'm Blaine. I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus. Here's a talk about the party. What's up? I'm jealous of your Lego thing you've got

going on there on your laptop. There you go. Gus has a cover that's, you know, for the only one side of his laptop, the top part, but it's Lego and it has a Lego Roushirti thon. Someone, when I was at PAX East, I went to a YouTube meetup and they had a guy there who was just making cases like I walked in

and I saw he had a fun house one on the wall and Jack and I were like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, oh, Roushirti, then he like, showed me like, I can make one for you that has Risserti, I don't know why I said it in a weird way. Yeah, like he's a vendor in like, middle east. And I was like, oh yeah, sure.

And he's like, what's that slap to you? I was like, oh, I've got it here. It's a 13 inch MacBook Air. And he's like, oh, here. And he made it there while I got drunk. Did he freeform it? Or did he have any reference? I think he had a pattern.

Like he showed me like on his tablet that he had like a pattern for already pre-made. He made it while you got drunk. Yeah, I was getting drunk. And I was watching him. I was like, yes. We clean it while you get drunk. More yellow, please.

I'm like, he- How long did it take him? Uh, he blinds it to fuck it up. No, that's not true. I don't know. Can he glue it? Right, it's not how he jitlin' it. You can take it off.

You had drunk so time was slightly. Time didn't matter. He's pulling it apart right now. I told you he was gonna fuck it up. What the fuck are you doing? He's literally picking it up it. I'm gonna test it. I just gonna test it Gus What did what did your test conclude blame? I just wanted to see if the the pieces can come off and if you could add on to him and I want to see if he's Lego It's not Lego. It's awesome. Whoever the guy is but it's

Blaine thinks you're a piece of shit apparently No, because when you look at the work for, you'll be like, free, suck. Oh, yeah, free. He saw through your whole fucking ruse of trying to get your little free Lego style. Your ruse are trying to give me a free, cool laptop cover, failed, straight up, f**king, f**king, f**king, f**king, f**king,

go back to it. He's getting free advertising, you know. Like, I don't mind. It's great to have you, Blaine. Thank you. It's always a joy to see you. Blaine, you're wearing the, I feel like whenever I see a celebrity, right? They wear tight, not jeans and black shoes with a white base.

I guess they don't have- I think that's what- What rich people- Name one celebrity in one appearance. I'll look it up in five minutes. You have very specific- Whenever I see like rich looking people in the airport, that's what they got on. Man. What's a richest person you've ever seen in person?

That is the creepiest panop. Little. Stop. Quit it. Blamey. The richest person. The richest person I've ever seen in person is probably when we bumped into Donald Trump that one time.

Oh right. You bumped into Donald Trump? Yeah, yeah. And my bump did you punch him in the face? Well, no, I didn't really know much about him He was like he was a billion. Don't jump back there Yeah, you're laughing at him not no sir. Dom is his worst prediction He was a Trump. He was at the men in black three premier like he just like stood out right in front of us Yeah, sorry

Yeah, forget the birthday. I didn't see a minute. He went to go see men in black It was in New York. It was an event in New York I'm sure he goes to anything and everything there. So he does have small hands, right? I'm not crazy. I didn't like ask him to fist me or anything. But it would have been comfortable if you had. We did not shake Donald Trump's hand.

He went right by us. Yeah, he didn't even know that. Yeah, we just saw hair. And that's it. And a pretty like hair. And even some quotation marks. I think that's his hair, right? It's just like.

Well, he less people pull on it. So yeah, if something's genetically created in the lab from your DNA, it's still yours, right? Like there's a team of scientists working on it. He's written something and sell that to his head. So who do you think is Richard Gus? Because I've seen both these people in person. Donald Trump or Michael Dell.

I would assume Donald Trump. Really? I would say Michael Dell. What do you think? What's your best he's looking up that he just had to rebuy Dell to take a private So I think he's down a bit he had to or he did because he did opportunity. Yeah, it was like don't go He you're my I'm gonna go right you take your guess Gus is official explanation for that my financial I was I just don't think the internet will tell us I think Donald Trump's full of a nice

He's full of all guff and we don't know how much it's worth. What based on what Google tells me? Well, that I just said just regarding the the guff. The guff. Yeah, I'd say that. Donald Trump in that case. Yeah, this is it like for science. This is just for entertainment. What do you think, Blay? Oh, I was saying Trump's more rich Sorry, you come here like mid drink. Who knows words according to to just a Google search or a type in their name, a type net worth. Donald Trump is worth four billion US dollars. Yeah. Michael Dell is worth 19.5 billion.

Yeah, that's what I mean. Michael does got way more. So, yeah. And so I, but my favorite thing is like that's the richest guy I've ever seen in person. And what was he doing? He was standing at where we went to record the Binaural Podcast just last night. Blaine and I saw, it wasn't last night in the song Blaine, I would have pointed it at the white stop.

But he was standing outside of that place when it was filled and you had to wait for a table and he was standing there holding his wife's purse in his hand while she was inside and I, God, that's a fucking Michael Dell, why is he got a purse? And then his wife comes out and takes the purse from him. I'm like, dude's got $19 billion and he still has to hold the purse while his wife goes and does what gentlemen Yeah, gentlemen. That's one way. I don't know. The little gentleman Lee Lee gives us a sour look on his face I was never expected but I can't say the place is name can I sure why not do you want me to Magnolia Kefak?

Okay, so I never expected to see my Magnolia because Magnolia is just like that's just kind of like a hipsterie sort of place So you're just hanging out. Yeah, that's cool and of like a hipsterie sort of place. You know, he was just hanging out. Yeah, that's cool. And drove like a normal SUV. If it seems like he gave you that rich shit. I don't think you saw Michael Dell. It was Michael Dell. It was Michael Dell.

I know it was Michael Dell. Okay. I also did that thing where I looked at him and he looked back at me and it's, I probably doesn't get recognized every time he goes out. But he looked at me and I could tell he was like, that guy knows who I am and he kind of looked away. He just just did really the best slowly just now, but it was definitely Michael now Is he nice guy? What is he like? Don't know?

He's person- Based on just looking at him watching him hold a person outside of Magnolia Cafe Do you think he was a nice guy? I'm just saying sometimes like really smart guys are a little you know like socially They're just like they're in the zone, you know, and they're just like I don't know I wouldn't be able to pick him out if you said name Michael Dell. You could I bet right guys? I Just saw him I before that maybe I don't know It had been I feel like I the last time I but he looks older in this photo than I remember him looking because I probably don't remember What he looks like during the dot com era like Michael Dell was like the Elon Musk of Austin like everyone was

Fascinated by Michael Dell. I know guys that worked at Dell computers. They graduated from UT, they had a normal bachelor's degree, and they went to work in like, like I have a buddy that he was an engineering major, and then he went to work at a number of different jobs at Dell, but the main thing he did, I think, for a long period of time, was he customized the software that was installed on the computer when you get it. And then they would just like, like install that and he was in charge of the systems that would install that on the computer.

The stuff that you hate and you want to take off. No, it was everything like office and whatever Windows XP at the time, or it was probably 95 back then, or Windows 98. And so there was a situation where in the mid to late 90s kind of pre.com right? us. What was the big Del run? It was a mid 90's pre.com right before it. And there was a point in time where the Del Stock split. I think like 15 times it was a bunch. It was just kept splitting and splitting and splitting. And I had one friend who his mom bought some Del Stock at $4 a share. And then it went to $10 a share

and she sold it and she threw a big party with all the money that she made from it because she had more than doubled her money. She was like, dude, I'm getting a Dell. Then slowly over the course of the next three or four years, we calculated what the value of that party was. It over time turned into like a $900,000 party because she sold the stock and had this event. But my buddy, I had several buddies who worked in Dell and basically they all told the same story, which was just on stock options at that company.

Say a guy got a gig there for like $50,000 a year or something like that. They were all working next to each other and it's cubicles, but just based on them starting, this guy started one day, he was worth about $8 million on paper because of stock options. The guy in the cubicle next to him started nine months later and was worth basically his paycheck.

And it was so it was crazy, like, everyone was kind of sitting there like not getting fired. That's was everyone's goal was to not get fired. So they could, you know, vest their stock options and then cash out. It's a crazy time. Everybody who was living in Austin and working at Tech at the time,

wish that they could work at Dell. Yeah. I know when I moved up and I was working with you with that, at the call center, I was like, man, how's that Dell? I'd have so much stock, I'd be set, I'd be rich. Was that the company that like even the janitors were like, I'm fucking cashin' in? I've cash and I heard it was Microsoft is this famous story about that right but what I heard I think was Google I always your Facebook to like the guy who did the mural on

the wall took stock instead of taking cash and you end up getting making a mural that was worth 12 million bucks or something yeah it's crazy it's about but you know it's only you know going back to what you said about your friends mother throwing the party it's like. It's about, but you know, it's only, you know, going back to what you said about your friends, mother throwing the party, it's like, you don't know if the stock's gonna continue to go up or go down, you know, it's worth what it is at the moment. Super easy to see it in hindsight. In hindsight, you always make the right call.

Oh, you're like, oh, I would've bought it there, and I would've sold it way up, way the fuck up, right? But it's like, everybody would do that. Yeah, but then when you're in the middle of it, you're like, oh, this shit's gonna crash every second, you know? I remember there was this stock that I would buy. It was called COVID, and it was a DSL company. I remember the, yeah, yeah.

I remember COVID, and I would buy this stock COVID, and I'm not working with actual numbers here, you know, the company's probably out of business at this point, but just from memory, I would buy it when it hits $6 a share, and then I would sell it when it hit eight, and it would go back and forth when it's $6 and $8 a share. So you just want what should go up and down

and just be like, yeah, sell it at eight, but take the same amount of money, reinvest it at six. Well, I'll close it to fluctuate. So. Dotcom was predictably. I mean, that's like a 33% swing. Yeah, I do like 33% of your money every time. Oh, crazy.

Oh, we get a time. I did that like four times. I'm like, oh, I fucking had to stop Master, I've got all this shit I got it all figured out and then one day it was eight and I was like I should probably sell it and then I looked again And it was at four and I was like, well, that's weird The next day was at two and then it was basically gone at that point like it just like everything kind of hit the wall in the dot Comar it was just like it was absolutely nuts and I wonder if covat is still around.

It looks like they've been sold and acquired. They're really not the same company anymore. Covat communications. Yeah. It looks like they're gone. Since 1997, covat has been delivering DSL broadband design, especially for small and mid-sized businesses. Yeah, I love covat.

They've slussed by covat. Covat's communication stock history. especially for small and mid-sized businesses. Yeah, I love COVID. They sponsor by COVID. COVID's communication stock history. Here, let me speak in a sponsored. Look at that. I do have a solid segue, guys. Thank you for the acknowledgement. We're super happy to have Pizza Hut joining us and help us create a portion of the podcast

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Huge they okay get some of that We sponsored the retro bites arcade at Pax East this past weekend and they're gonna of course be back at RTX even bigger The food just bring the box over even bigger. Why is he figuring all the food? Just bring the box over. That is a nice display. Oh my god, Blaine. Blaine's gonna be standing in the middle or the bodge. Look at them. Look at all the food. Here, pick one. Fine. We all know each other.

Oh my god. It's an aparty foul. Alright. So it's an aparty foul. I'm gonna get bit. What are these? That's a garlic knot dude He says they're really good. I want a piece of brownie. I'm okay. I won't thank you. I'll take a brownie So thanks to thanks to pizza hut for sponsoring the feed. We really appreciate it And I give you tweet us your answer to the trivia question

So are we gonna get we'll pick a couple of winners to send swag and a $25 gift card to and then we'll send some runner-ups Some $25 gift cards. So last time the pizza party went to a watch group in Dallas, Fort Worth. Yes. I'm not sure where it's going this time. We need a picture of it this time. That was really cool. Yeah, I think we're trying to pull a couple of pictures so that we can go ahead and put them in the on the stream. Talking roll in turn. A lot of people are getting the name of the title right in the Twitter feeds. I'm looking at the hashtag RT Podcast.

I do want to. I'm feeling pretty good about their chances. Yeah. So speaking of Paxies, I was on one there. I was just a Paxies this past weekend. When did you fly? I flew out there Thursday night and I came back Saturday night. Earlier today I made a journal on the website.

Like Becca does all of our web content and she had asked me to write a recap of PAX East and everything I saw. And I thought that maybe it would be more interesting instead of writing a recap of what I saw to write a recap of what it's like to go as a Rusteath employee and actually work and set up the booth and all of the work that goes into that. So you did journal talking about how hard you work and everything? But how awesome I am, basically how I'm the best person in the world and how I deserve more money and everyone else sucks.

You have pretty good at doing that convention thing. Yeah. I need to redo any more of that. Well, we've done it for a long time, but I thought I really wanted to highlight some of the things that pop up that people don't think about. Like, we had internet there, right? Because we had to run our cash registers via wireless. Okay.

We took a router, forgot the power adapter. Yeah, and then you bode. And then it's like, oh, then, you know, we discovered that at like 8.30 p.m. And you say, I've got 30 minutes to find a router because most stores will close at nine. Yeah. I've got 30 minutes to get to electronic store,

buy router. Otherwise, we just, we can't sell anything tomorrow. You're in packs. What was your solution? I feel like I would have looked in the hotel room and I bet there was something with the same router like a power adapter. That was a gamble though. If he didn't pay off, then I was screwed.

So I ended up taking a taxi to a best buy. Oh, Amazon Prime now. I love that. I don't have that service. Do you love it in a favor? Anything like that? No, I looked, they didn't have like any service I would deliver it to be so. So I guess prop one passed in Boston, huh? They don't have that service. Do you love it in a favor? Anything like that? No, I looked, they didn't have any service I would deliver it to be so.

So I guess Prop 1 passed in Boston, huh? Are they all unionized there? Is that the damn Prop 1? I'm not sure. I mean, fucking softball segment guys right there. See that Gavin? We had it there. That's great.

We're on a professional. We have, took him like a minute to pick up on it. We have this election. Oh, we at IZ. We have this election coming up in Austin, where they in Austin, where there's a proposition where they're trying to figure out who's in charge of background checking Uber and Lyft drivers, right? The city's going to do it or the companies are going to do it. And I guess early voting started today, the actual election is in a week or two.

Yeah. So it's all part of the city of Austin's initiatives to hate every modern business and drive it away. That's essentially what I want. I checked or Airbnb. My mail today. No short term. And in one day, this is all of the mail I got regarding the election. It's all from the save organization telling me to vote the same way.

They sent me three fucking things to vote. What is that thing telling you to do? This is telling me to vote for Prop 1. And what is Prop 1? Prop 1 pro? If you vote for Prop 1, that means the private companies will continue to run their own background checks. If you vote against Prop 1, then the city will run the background checks.

On the drivers. Yes. Will the tax pay rate then? The bill for background checks? Make your plan to vote for Prop 1. City oversight or city takeover, that's alarming. It's a nice card stock. Fuck. how much money do they fucking waste doing that to work that to them it's obviously an investment because if they have the

city regulation they're gonna have big problems are the taxi companies do they have to go through the city for their background checks I think so I think they do I just listen all I know is at least they use code I get it it's dangerous whatever but but all I remember is the fact that before Uber and Lyft or anybody else or car's to go showed up in Austin, we were all held hostage by yellow cap. And they saw, they were a classic monopoly. They did not care.

They absolutely didn't care. None of them, they were not gonna come get you. I don't know how many times I arranged for a yellow cap to pick me up at a certain time thing to me to an airport. No way. And it's like, no, they show up. And it's like, oh, okay, cool. I'm going to miss a flight.

They also none of them know where they go. And you say, I want to go here. That was that. It's like, well, can you use a GPS or a map? I think we're cab driver. We might be generalizing a little bit. But I have noticed that my experience, my customer service experience is nicer with a lift or Uber driver than it is with the cab driver. Well, now when you get in a cab in Austin,

all I do is tell you how shitty Uber is, the entire time you're in a cab. I get to fucking do it. They are the best advertisement for Uber that I've ever seen. I would think the cab companies would tell their drivers, shut the fuck up about Uber. Like it's harder to get an Uber from the airport.

So usually when I walk out, I'll take a cab, you know, from the airport, I'll just jump in a cab and go, you know, go back home if Ashley dropped me off at the airport, but usually when I walk out, I'll take a cab, you know, from the airport, I'll just jump in a cab and go, you know, go back home if Ashley dropped me off at the airport, but I'm getting back late enough to where I don't wonder, can get me. The whole time under the car, every single time. I'm taking probably three cabs in the last like four,

five months, every single time, non-stop. The driver's telling me how bad Uber is. You know what, next time, just call me. I'll come get you. Will you? Look at that. Look at me. Look at that.

What if you're doing something? I just discovered something. What's gonna be doing? He's blank. I mentioned that get you. Will you? Look at that. Look at me. Look at that. What if you're doing something? I love. I discovered something. What's he gonna be doing? He's blank. I mentioned that when I needed to get that router earlier, that I took a cab. And it's because I didn't want to wait for a new bra.

I walked out of the convention center in Boston. There was a cab right there. It's like, fine, I just jumped in. And I ended up taking a cab a couple of times in a similar situation while I was up there. And I never, I guess it's been a while, so I've been in a cab, but I never thought to do this before,

but you can use Apple Pay. Now, every cab I got into while I was in Boston, I Apple paid. Just a sign? They just need to get Apple Pay everywhere. That's the thing you need to do that. And like, whatever the Google one is, the bad one, you need to get that everywhere.

Why is that one cool? While in? Google wallet? Yeah. Did you see that clip someone made? I just kidding. I know you'd, that's an Android job. The clip that someone made of all the times you were talking about the coin.

Yeah. From beginning to end. Why did we start a really positive? It was very, very excited and optimistic. You might have just descended into a big shit swell. Yeah, it's also a conversation that takes place over what, like, 14 years, while the product's coming out. And what was the timeframe on that?

Like, two and a half, three years, some like that? Yeah. And it's funny, because people will throw that at our face too of like, look at your opinion change. It's like, yeah, we actually got to use the product. Amazing how that affects your opinion of some. Believe it or not, time went on. Yeah. Someone sent me one earlier today. Someone sent me a message on social media about how like in 2013, I've talked about how stupid VR is and how nobody wants it. And now it's like, all I talk about on the patch every week is just about how cool it's so cool. It's amazing. Yeah, it's getting there. What's the first one that you're gonna pick up on?

Because I think don't you have a vibe already? Yeah, VVA of live and I've got an order for an Oculus I have one comment. How come everybody else got their vibe but me Mindshipping in May you did a great job with that by the way. Thanks. I can't believe you you have room for like V.O. Do you have that home? No, I've got it here in my office. There's no there's no space for it I got to get a bigger office. Yeah, so I mean the reason I got it I guess we don't talk about like Job changes or anything, but like now I'm kind of overseeing a lot of the VR things a lot of the VR initiatives Yeah, I think you talked about less. I mean you said you weren't doing RTX anymore

Yeah, and now you're doing VR stuff. So that's why I got the Vi-verly. And I haven't been you. I don't know. There's been emails about this, Blaine. Who's in charge of RTX? Just on the top of your head. Fine scene? Yeah.

There you go. I thought it is, but you're surprised. It's not Gus. Well, you know. She's been doing a crap up job. Crap, crap, crap. She's doing a good job. She's doing a good job. Go to job crap crap crap crap crap to do a good job Go to good. Why do you hate Bethany? I do not hate Bethany

talk about that much She's gonna crap up job dude. Hey, you're drinking the only beer in that thing that I actually want to drink Yeah, oh, Gus. You have one of these Yeah, where to go Blaine just show up. I didn't what's gonna curve on talk about? What's going on there? Apostate. Hey, I don't like that. I don't like that that Wootfix Pat Carrying Case. I did it. I did it.

I did it. I did it. I did it. Why? Because it's all about that. That's a bad improvement. Because we talked about that with the stuff balls. It's a really shitty day. I don't know how they suck.

I'd rather kill sea life than be in convenience opening a beer. Dude, I had a really, I had a super bad environmental week because I read some horrible environmental headlines. The first is that the population of tuna is now considered to be 97% of the country. So the country thought you had to that country. Population of tuna. Talking about the population of tuna, Texas. Tuna, it's right.

It's right. It's the ocean area right around Turkey. The overall, let me change the way I worded that. The overall tuna population of the world is now 97% below what it was before humans started fishing them. I don't even know. Well, I'm assuming those are estimates, they didn't do a census of all the fish in the ocean

before humans started fishing, but they're just estimating from levels that they started at and how much we fished them and we're fishing a triple the amount that we need that we're now at like down to like 2.7% of the total population of tuna. Like it's like right on the razor's edge of just bikeruna.

I couldn't put a mix thing there, probably. What's that? You couldn't make the mix thing. It doesn't seem like it'd be hard to make unless you- Because they'd always be two. Unless we raise the temperature of the ocean and just kill them all. Oh, God. Because is that what does that mean because there'd always be two

two tunas yeah let's a shaggin make more then then if that's the case and why have other animals kind of extinct well I feel like you can never get them all because they're fish. I agree with that. If they're in the oil, you're not getting them. But if there's two in the ocean and there's thousands of miles apart, they're going to find each other. Well, I mean, they'd always be too close together. How would you get every single fish out, apart from one?

There's sea life that's gone in danger or extinct, right? That's the way it happens. It's like abundance in danger. Everyone chills out and they come back and then sometimes they come back too strong and become a pest like the red kites Do you see I like I don't want to make fun of you because you're always so frequently right But it seems so absurd to me that something would go from endangered But then there's two of them left and then they were pest, that was a better prey, it's called the red kite.

There were loads of them. They were hunted to the brink of extinction. There were only two pairs left, I think, in the whole of the country, or the world, or whatever. And now they're like scavengers, and there's too many. I'm gonna try and take them out again. Now that I'll fucked up in the brain though, because they just... They bake in bread, right? Well, see, that's a thing.

Is that siblings can actually breed. They just probably shouldn't, because there's less genetic variance. And so, you know, some diseases can take advantage of that. Like, there's something that family would not be immune to. It would destroy all those things, right? Like, hemophilia with the Russian Zars, they always had a bunch of inbreeding.

But it's like, people always say like, oh, if you have a baby with your cousin or your sister, it's got like three eyes and stuff. Not at all the case. But it could turn into job free. What did they go to turn into job free? There you go. Nice reference.

Hey, did you watch the first episode of Game of Thrones? C6? You know I did. You did? So did you land the plane and you rush and go do it? I came back Saturday night. You did? Did you really? That's what I I would have I could have asked you to participate in our He might an oral podcast. He wouldn't know

It's a podcast. I like the new strategy though of he comes in a day earlier to take the day off after travel Because he just needs those buffers zones. I do I've earned it. I worked hard. Did you read my journal? I should go read your journal But did you guys hear about the passenger pigeon going to stink? I'll get back to the second. Let me finish my environmental horror story for this week. Yeah.

First I read about the tuna that there's 97% less tuna than there used to be. Now we're down to 2.7%. The other thing I read, which was a horrifying bit of environmental news, was that, oh, I think just died on me. Oh, I forgot to cover the collar out, break, too. That's so crazy.

The Great Barrier Reef, half of it is now dead or dying. Oh, I saw that. And the Great Barrier Reef is just going to be dead pretty soon. Just gone. They can't save it. Nah, they're trying, but they can't do anything. What was it we'll do in the end? I didn't get to read the whole article, but I had to guess I would guess the change in the either small variances and the temperature of the ocean or just a change

Change in like the alkalinity of the water. How do you go about saving something like that? Let me see I'll look at I'll read it here and I'll take a big tank over it You know, I don't know kill a lot of humans. That's what you do Which is basically what's gonna happen is like the earth is gonna go out these fucking humans are Really kind of screwing shit up. So it's like the earth will be fine. We just talk about saving the earth earth earth. Earth's fine. We're gonna save ourselves. Right. The earth what it does is it'll heat up and it'll just make it inhospitable for us and then we'll all die and then it's like when you set the oven to clean it just kind of boils off the layer of stink that's come up. I was in the grime on the inside of the oven is like, save the oven. It's like, well, fine. The oven's fine.

I always think of, like, when you're sick and you get a fever, everybody gets really hot to kill everything else. And then it'll die, or enough of it dies. And you shake it off. Climate change is leading the reef to undergo a significant event that threatens its existence according to Australian ministers. Only 7% of the reef has escaped bleaching,

which happens when the water warms and leads the coral to expel the algae that lives inside of it. So it's a temperature change. So it's like all of its food busts out. Yeah, the living parts of it, like is coral like the home to? I have no idea. Well, I know coral is a living organism, but I don't know like, does it eat algae? Maybe that's what this.

It'd be cool if it was sentient what means it's living did it just got cells that on rock so let me that's the definition in my body to textbook in high school the definition of living is it has cells that aren't rock when it dies my laptop is living and the third piece environmental news before we quiz Gavin on what the criteria for life are the the It sounds like a good thing at first, but then it's actually a really horrible thing which is the energy minister in India Announced this week that solar energy is now cheaper than coal and the India is in the process of meeting their goal

of doing, I think, a hundred gig of watts of power. That's via solar for the country. That's bad. Because that means that coal is going out. Like, there's so few. No, it means if energy is less of a barrier, it's like, it's just more humans that can have everything that they want and they just need more food

and everything else. Like, bad for everybody. There's a weird thing to solving the energy crisis is that it's just one less barrier to humans living longer, which on a short-term basis, great thing, but when we're eating all the fish and the fucking coral reef is dying, it's only 3% tuna left. Yeah, it's like, you can see how life on Earth

being easy on an energy level is that actually actually contributes to a lot of other horrible things. I was thinking it was because coal was becoming less available, and that's why, because it's getting more expensive. Oh, you're saying you've sold the thing that drove it cheaper than coal was the fact that coal is getting more expensive? That's probably the case too. I have a question for you. Why does coal is good thing though? Why don't you want Indians to live longer? I want everyone to live longer, except for everybody. I don't know how else to put that. It's like, I hope everybody individually live longer. I want everyone to live longer, except for everybody. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how else to put that.

It's like, I hope everybody individually lives longer, but then what? I guess there's less people. That's what it is. I hope we get to the point where, like, in Japan and the US, where the population birth rates decline to be less than the sustainability rate. I think I've read studies that try to map out global population

growth and that most models show, you know, the population never being sustainable above, I want to say like eight or nine billion. Like we're close to the maximum sustainable number and that it will never really be minimal. But what's the limiting, what caps that at nine million? It's just when birth rates fall, like Bernie's talking about, like countries will, will, but what if everyone just keeps jagging?

Like what's stopping it? Math? Math. Yeah. We're on that carbon. That's it. It just, this is a closed system, right? We're not getting elements from, I mean, we occasionally immediate drop-sign and adds

like a little splish blash of something here. But we only have so much carbon on this plant. It's only so much stuff. There's only so much stuff. Yeah, but it's recyclable. But it is. It is. All we got to do is look through a telescope and find a carbon planet,

and then we grab it, and then we bring it over here. When do you think shit is going to like legitimately hit the fan? Like we were just totally fucked. No coming back. I don't know, I can't say. I don't know that we're not at the point in the last decade. Do you think that you're already starting to see the fringes of that? Like when you think about stuff like super storm Sandy going up in New York or you think

about Katrina hitting New Orleans? Like do you think that you're starting to see an increase in the frequency of ecological disasters? No. I think that there's actually been the same level of disasters in the past. It just might not have been recorded. Like during the Revolutionary War, they went through like basically an ice age. So, you know, I just think that people just kind of glaze over the past.

It was the dust bowl. In the- The dust bowl? Yeah, I think it's all- Earth is always- Like, shitting on us. Specifically like when I bring up these examples, I'm thinking about warmer ocean temperatures, leading to more powerful storms, going to places that they typically need to go to in the past.

Yeah, maybe. It is crazy though, because it's like weather, meteorology. It does seem like this like grand roll of the dice that like major things happen in terms of human life scales, like things like the dust bowl. We went through kind of a minor event here in Texas where we went to five years,

where it was terrible drought, our lakes are draining and I was like, oh, the lakes are never going to come back. They're never going to fill up. And then they're now at what lake Travis is at 105%. I think it was at 38% at its lowest. Right. And now it's at 105%. So apparently there were two lakes left Gavin and they made some new lake. So I think it's not a close system.

You can add more water. So it's like it is one of those things, and I remember when we were going to that pretty serious drought, in California it's going through one of those right now who have huge problems. When we were going through that, I was like, yeah, this is clearly climate change,

this is the permanent thing. And I had a buddy who is a lifelong Texan, and he sent me this quote that just basically said, Texas is a land of perpetual drought interrupted by the occasional flood. And that quote was made like back in the early part of the 1900s. And so it was like.

So nothing's really changed. It's been like that. You just need some perspective for a long period of time to see those things. Although it's hard to dismiss the fact that we're having the hottest years on record every single year. I will say however to counter. I mean, I agree with that.

Global with the old statement about Texas, but I think the counter argument or the counter point to think about is back then in the early 1900s, they didn't have the dam to lake system that we have now in central Texas in order to try to preserve and maintain that water. So now even with that system trying to preserve as much water as we can, we weren't able to. And I've seen them. You're seeing photos of like Congress flooded like up to the Capitol, or just like basically water.

No, really? Yeah, there's like, fuck tons of photos of just, I mean, flooding in Austin. It's like a Colorado River, I guess her ladyward lake, we're gonna call it. Oh, the Texas Capitol.

I thought you were watching DC. I think you're gonna say Congress? Congress Avenue. Oh, I gotcha. Oh, yeah, Yeah. Yeah. That really that I was on DC for some. I'm sorry about that. I should be more. Yeah. Also, by the way, the smack in the middle of Texas. There's no like coastal region anywhere nearby us. But that storm that came right by us, we were on the western edge of it and Houston was on the eastern edge. They got flocking hammered by like a last weekend?

Yeah, Houston is basically a city at sea level. I mean, it is, they built that city on a swan. I love, people in Houston are so industrious, right? Like Houston is not a coastal city, and they wanted to be a coastal city, so they built the fucking Houston ship channel. Yeah. It's like, we want to be able to get big ships here,

but there's no way to do it. Let's big a giant, let's dig a giant 40 mile trench to the ocean so that giant ships can come into the city. All the way gals and we have financially support. I'm sure it has been. Yeah. Now it's got like huge oil industry and why is it that the moon doesn't affect the lake? Oh it does. Let's not tide though. Well it's not big enough. Yeah. You just need a lot of it, I guess. I wish the moon rise this week. You ever seen one? I've ever seen the moon rise.

I mean, is that a crazy thing to see? That's, I think so because you never get to really see the moon because it's already risen with the sun still. Where did you get the moon rise? On the horizon, what do you mean? I mean, where was it? Where was it? Oh my god.

No, that has to be intentional. I was like, he was talking about it being up in the sky. What do you mean? I mean, well, that has to be intentional I was like he's talking about it being up in the sky. What do you mean? Yeah in San Francisco? I saw it. That was the question Hey, did you see the the giant wizard tower in San Francisco when the logistics of the wizard hat? No, that's pretty funny. I was your trip to San Francisco. You took a cheeky little vacation. It was lovely lovely Turnie went on the go and get bridging all that did all that I loved your photo He walks across you walked across that thing we ran across it. What does that mean you ran? I mean I use my legs slightly faster than walking. Yeah, but you why would you why would you run? We're doing it for an exercise. We're just like yeah, just thought let's run it try to get the fuck out of it. So I'm chasing you

Did you did you go to Alcatraz? Yeah, the little Paris go from Alcatraz Island. Do you go to fullcatraz? Yeah. Did a little Paris get it from Alcatraz Island. Did you go to the Full House area? Yeah. It's like the full house where it's all the nice little... He may have never seen that TV show. Okay, sorry. Not how to.

Plus this shitty show. I never got excited about Full House. It was always dumb. It was always to me in my mind. Even as a kid, it was like the worst night of television. Remember they brand it as like TGIF? Yeah. And it was all like all of those stupid, awful shows.

What was the show that had the animatronic cat that was just the worst technology? Did we have to re-know the teenage witch? Was that it? Yeah, it had a black animatronic cat. Save him the cat. It was awesome. Fucking awful.

But that thing was terrible. I thought it. I mean, I didn't buy it. That thing was terrible. I thought it. I mean, I didn't buy it. I just thought it. I didn't put you on the screen. No, I didn't touch just the cat. Oh, wait. Oh, you bought it.

He believed it. Yeah, we can't understand each other for a second. We're lost. Congress. Let me read this. No, I don't see no to that. No, you can't. I want to run this episode of the podcast

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I also wanted to mention and bring up our first runner-up if I could for the Pizza Hut contest. Guildfork! It is Austin Tau. Well, the Antioch. Royal Gamers Zero. Can I now tell you what this sequel? Oh, wait until after I pick my last person. Oh, okay, so there's still, you can still mention.

Two more. Yeah, can I grab pizza right now? Yeah, go for it. Guildfork. So Bladen, I went out the other day to record that Binaural podcast for Game of Thrones. And it was me and Ash and John and Blaine. And Blaine drinks chocolate milk when he goes out.

Does that strike you as strange? Yeah. No. Like he just got done with the workout. And he's like loading up a chocolate milk. Oh, it's for fitness. I was asked to steal you like a six-year-old. Yeah, but even if it's for fitness, does that make sense to you? That he would drink chocolate milk for fitness? Obviously, he was more about fitness than I do. So I like a six year old. Yeah, but even if it's for fitness, does that make sense to you that he would drink chocolate milk for fitness?

Obviously he was more about fitness than I do. So I'm not gonna question it. If you're gonna eat away from the mic, you just pull the mic closer to you as you try to bite. He's fine. What kind of amateur hour bullshit is this? Yeah. So that makes you question, guys.

Somebody at our We Did an Amazing Race Podcast, we recorded one today, it'll air, ash, it'll air Thursday or Friday, Thursday. And one of the questions we got on the Amazing Race Podcast was, what are some other teams at Roushichee that you would like to see run the race? And so we went through a lot of people. We actually, we didn't say, I don't think we said on the podcast, we thought you and Esther would make a great team.

Right there, of course. But we talked about Gavin and Michael, they would just like, they would be incredibly entertaining, but that they would be like, they would be incredibly entertaining, but that they would be out by like the third leg and they'd be just screaming at each other. Well, Michael would be screaming at Gavin the whole time. And then we said, you and Jeff would challenge the notion that male, male teams are athletically superior

to all the other teams. Also, we wondered, could you go 30 days without booze? That's a good question. I did 14 recently in that part. Would that affect you on a physical level at this point? 30 days without booze. That's a good question. I did 14 recently and that was hard. What that effect you want a physical level at this point? I did 14. I think I could make 30.

You think you could make 30? Did you physically affect you to do 14? Was that a fun two weeks? I wasn't sick or anything. I didn't have like withdrawal. You had what it come DT's in weeks? No, I didn't have any of that. That was good.

I'm good. I'm still young. I'm still hip. And then we thought we thought, could you take a flask with me? No They're the hard part like having to try to talk to people and not be right. Yeah, I'd be fine to not You wouldn't be able to take booze with you right? You can buy it. Oh, yeah, but you have to spend your money on it. You're leg money. Yeah

I can go 30 days with that alcohol. I could bring alcohol there I'm just saying like I bring you I'm thinking I'm having to talk to people Give me one take a drink now. He'd go into businesses with like hand sanitizer Anyway, so not to tease or anything, but you will have to watch the amazing race podcast that we recorded to find out who we thought would make the best team The amazing race besides of course Ashley and me which by the way we're down to the best team for the amazing race. Besides, of course, Ashley and me, which by the way, we're down to the last three episodes that you're showing.

I thought it was strong. I'm impressed. Thanks, brother. I did not have faith in you guys. Yeah. What do you think we're gonna go out? First week? No, no, no, I didn't think first week.

I thought, you know, best case scenario in my head was maybe by week four. Yeah. Wow. It was like, I thought it would be good. And you have really. That was your best case. Yeah. It's really crazy to see those promos. And it's like It was like, I thought it would be good. And you have really. That was your best case. Yeah.

It's really crazy to see those promos. And it's like, I mean, it's like just five teams now that are in it. And that's it. It's just like every week now. It's just save all of your funniest stuff for the last few weeks. So you knew that probably, Eric. I think a lot more of our personalities coming out is, as we got further into the race. Yeah.

Well, the interesting thing is, as the teams whittle down, every week you get more and more screen time. Right. Because there's less people to cut to. And I think, actually, now, this time, we were like, the jokers of this last episode, you know. But we, spoiler, we came in second. That's our fourth second in a row that we've gotten.

So I thought it was going to be a bigger deal about you guys knowing that Curtin Brody had used their express express pass because it kind of played it up a bit. Yes. Early in that episode and then we had that information. Yeah. And then it just kind of, it seemed like it kind of went away partway through the episode. Well, tune in this week. Who knows? That's a crazy week. Okay. The preview shows that we are staying in Bali for another another episode or another leg. That location looked beautiful. Where the temple where you had to take the... Oh, that was unbelievable.

The fruit to one fruit. Tantallot. And then the snake to the other. I was like, it looked unreal. It looked out of this world. And we slept out there. It started a really interesting experience with that where we left the Bali airport, ran out, jumped in cabs,

and then it was a 40 minute ride out to Tantallot. And then we had to pull those little numbers off of the hours of operation board. Actually, and I got third place. So we were in the second group with Tyler and Corey and then we slept outside under like an outdoor pavilion that night. And while we were there, these two locals walked up and they were Lucy fans. And so they knew we were on it by that point. So they just waited at the airport all day. When they saw us run by, they just followed us out to Tantalot

and we took photos together. I actually have like a selfie of them. I don't have it here, but I'll post it on Twitter. So like did they get in a car or a cab and they were like follow that cab. I guess so. Yeah. What cab driver does that?

No, it's probably the Gene Country for a cab driver. So they jumped into the movie. Follow that cab. Follow that car. So that was super. That was pretty cool. Oh, dude. So, dude. They were nice cool! That was pretty cool. Oh, dude. Dude.

They were nice guys. I was on the white sand Francisco. How to go around. Did you? Did you? Yeah. It was a little bit... What'd you fly?

I flew Delta. Oh, really? It was the earliest I've ever seen it happen. Like, usually when I think of a go-around, I think, well, they were like approaching the runway. Like, on the runway, even. Did you fly Delta to see yourself in the safety video? No. Did you get free flights on yourself in the safety video? No. Did you get free flights on Delta because of that?

I saw you tweet about it. That was a free flight. I'm sorry. Is that how they gave you a free flight? So are you like an employee now of Delta that gets like that benefit of free flights? You want some flights? Because I can't get them for you.

Okay. We were covered in, we were in our approach to sending landed good deal. Landing it wasn't out, right? And then all of a sudden, the plane violently turned, like over 45 degrees to the right. What? And stuff was flying out of the backs of seats.

Wow. I could put that much force. And like the flight attendant's ponytail was like, shh, and then it flew back. And then we'd like, breaked in the air. I've never been flung forward in my seat in the air. I've had it on the run ride break hard, but I guess they just like down throttled really hard. And then we

sped up again and we just went around. But we were really high and they just said that we like hit the wake of a massive jet. It sounds like you got too close. Yeah. And we just missed it, but miles back. So we just went all the way around again and got a bit advertising. They did tell you like what it was that caused that. And they said it was. The flight attendant, she didn't announce it, but she was like, we were up in the front, so we were like, have you ever had that before?

What do they call that? That's a... Trail, some kind of like, Kim Trail. The wake? Yeah. So it was like the air is thinner in the wake of a jam. Yeah, it basically just like, it felt like it just knocked the plane over and then the pilot like,

fought it back. It almost, and it was terrifying. The way you're describing, it almost sounds like maybe the alarm went off for a collision alarm because planes will, they move in a very specific direction. I don't know what it is, but I think it's like downing to the right or up into the right. Yeah, down to the right. Yeah, yeah. We talked about this recently. Yeah, so it's like, so they, but moving the same same direction don't move away from each other? So that was all scary the turn of scary the breaking was scary and the accelerating again was scary the scariest part of all Was being in first class being up to here the cockpit a lot Yeah, that was scary. What would you hear just beeps and like?

Beeps you like I didn't hear any of that. Like the pilots would just solid, didn't say anything, but you could hear everything. The cockpit was saying. Here's the alarm you never wanna hear. I'm here. Come out of a cockpit.

Is the female voice saying, pull up, pull up. Oh, it's always like, that is a horror story. Yeah. Cause it's usually like, planes in bad trouble and they're like, I'm pulling up, lady, come on. They're like, that's scary. So you got a free first class flight. Do you have a couple of these?

Nope. So this is why you took your vacation with Tony. You guys said, we got free flights. I'm assuming from your job. You don't want to talk about it? No, I can talk about it. They gave, because I was in the safety video, we all tweeted it and my tweet got the most retweet,

so there were like his two first class flights within the US. Well, that's pretty fucking awesome. And the other thing is, I wouldn't tweet it about it, if you let me know. The only reason we went is because I had to use those tickets within the year, and I was coming up on that, so it's like, let's go somewhere.

Hey, I do want to say something. Well, I want the subject to tweeting, because we don't normally do this, but Whenever we Tweet the amazing race we use the hashtag amazing race so that people can follow along as we tweet or they can mute the hashtag if they don't want spoilers or if they just want to fucking hear about it Tyler and Corey Tyler has like five billion Twitter followers Every week they don't tweet the amazing race. They tweet their own team name and that's it They tweet a team Tyler and Cory.

And so I just learned this. So they've been trending every week as themselves. So this week, Ashley and I are gonna, we're gonna tweet with the hashtag, Bernie and Ashley. And I would never normally ask this, but this is to defeat Tyler Oakley in a hashtag contest. I'm gonna ask people to tweet Bernie and Ashley.

I'm gonna help you out. You're gonna help me? I'm gonna help you out. I'll tweet. Well, that's nice. Gavny, you're gonna help. Do you think I won? No. I'm gonna help you out. You're gonna help me? I'm gonna help you out. I'll tweet. Well, that's nice. Gavny, you're gonna help me out. Do you think I won? No, I'm just kidding.

I'm just making joke that yours is the one that matters more. Oh, shit. Fuck. I'm gonna tweet Ashley and Bernie. I'm gonna flip. Oh, don't fuck it up. Don't fuck it up. Can I tweet Hashtag, Brittany, and the other model?

Dude, all I've say is when we got the gold bikinis. The other model. When we got in the gold bikinis, the other model. When we got the gold bikinis, I knew like every dude who watches that show was like, they should have helped those models that were watching all the hot damn it. So when you were on your flight and your instructional video came up,

was your reaction like looking around the plane like, see if I'd record it? No, I was posing for the camera because I actually know. Did you get self-suit? Did anybody like, let's take a picture of it. Did anybody like, was there like a guy like next to you and you just watch the video and he looked over and I assume nobody watched his face right?

Yeah, it's a good boy. That's a really good boy. You're the dude who we know where when it comes on The only note lady I know is the lady who does the American one she looks like she might be Hawaiian you know the late I'm talking about, you don't fly American anymore. Not typically not. Yeah, yeah. She looks like there's one of their senior flight attendants and she's awesome. She got like this super pristine clear voice.

There's this lady in the quantest one. It's like, oh. That's because she sounds so high. Yeah. Who has the best safety videos? Aside from Delta obviously, because they included Gavin and other people from the internet. People who actually really cool.

I love when traditional companies do stuff like that. Air New Zealand. Air New Zealand by far has the best. By far, that is like no context. Does that do with the Hobbit stuff? Well, even before they did the Hobbit one, they did an entirely naked flight crew one. Yeah, with body paint. With body paint to look like their uniforms.

Yeah, I'd bet it's into that. Exactly. Yeah. Virgin does not have the best one because they do like a fucking music video, which makes me want to like look away. Like I would have like disobeyed the rules of the airplane. Because that fucking...

Also, air news you landed a great Richard Simmons one too. I think I've seen that one. Oh, I fucking loved it. I just loved it. British Airways one does a really boring one. I really had animation. I read a really weird article about Richard Simmons about how RTA to do no one has seen him like his personal friends haven't seen him in years because he cries all the time It's like his housekeeper and his manager are like this is all allegedly the story I read about it where they're like controlling his life and who has access to him or doesn't weird like a friend saw him

It was said, like directly asked and Richard, are you, do you need help or are you in prison here? And he said yes. And then that, but nobody can like get to it. Didn't you do like a guy go come here? Didn't you really say? I'm gonna look it up.

I'm gonna look at this thing. Maybe. And of course then the people responding, like either you're, the people are idiots. He's perfectly fine. He's happy. He just isn't joining his retirement. While you're looking that up, I want to say that the second runner up for our feed contest for the contest with the feed is Austin Sherwood at Austin Sherwood zero.

You are runner up number two, huh? What was the name of the first guy? What was the name of the first guy? I'll have it right here. I was also Austin. All right, if you nameostin you're in a friggin' shop. That's a total coincidence. That is not intentional. I randomly pick one using the hashtag. Give me a break. What did you get there? This is a Lego cover?

No, no, no. This? No, in front of that. Dude, I don't know your pointing at a table with like five things on it. Actually, what is that? But first, what is the thing that you're... iPad? No, the Koosie?

Oh, the Yeti cooler for my beer. That's the thing that you know the coosie oh the yeti cooler for my beer that's what I've been drinking out of for the past fucking hour yeah hey what's that the thing in your in your left hand not pointing at things the left hand I think you would honestly I thought you would try to segue to the flowers oh no but what is that I do have to read something about them but it's a bottle opener you open the bottle and then there's a magnet that holds it and then you push the button and it shoots it. You wanna try it out? Yeah, sure.

I'm gonna read this real quick. So New York Daily News talks about the haunted twilight of Richard Simmons is the name of the article. And this is the publication date is March 12, 2016. Two years ago, the flamboyant fitness guru of Bruppley disappeared from public life. Now, his closest friends, banished from his inner circle, have grown increasingly concerned.

They worry that the pop culture icon is being held against his will inside his Hollywood Hills mansion with one suggesting more sinister notions are at play. And I'm sure this being the New York Daily News, I'm sure there will be many people who tell me how that is not a reliable source. Nonetheless, it's an interesting article. It's about Richard Simmons.

So I just thought it was like, I mean, that is interesting. I just like, I could see how like, somebody could like take advantage of someone as they get older and do, and it's just like, that concerns me. Shit, Richard Simmons, no daily news. What are you doing? That's making me think about something.

Oh, oh, I know what I'm saying. I thought that's your dream come true. People are currently tweeting Team Bernan Ashley Don't do it now you may want to qualify don't do it now. Don't do it now. Apparently. There's a lot of dumb people Oh, sorry. I meant I meant no no I didn't I wasn't clear You're a new people listen you people who are tweeting right now you are God's people. I love you That's a great idea get the practice in while you can I meant during the episode So what oh shit

This embarrassing so is hashtag burning and okay look let's do this over There's like four of the hashtags right now. This is why Tyler Tyler We gotta get a graphic. This is why Tyler Tyler is so good at this in trends every week It's because he knows what he's fucking do it. Don't we're just gonna hashtag burning Ashley But we're gonna do it during the show. This was just a fate try run. And that is the East Coast at 8 p.m. East Coast 7 p.m. Central. Ashley and I will be on, this live tweet on Twitter this week during that broadcast, okay?

Ash? So if they follow you on Twitter, they'll see when you start. And I'll be hashtag. That's when they should start. Bernie and Ashley, forget anything else I said. Bernie and Ashley, that's what we're doing. All spelled out, A and D. I don't feel Bernie.

There it is. No, that's it. You got it. Bernie and Ashley. Thank you for the green. Do we need to capitalize? No, it doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.

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I assume it doesn't use it's trunk. Shunks and nose. Yeah. But you know, sometimes they suck up water from a pond or something. Oh, the nipple. Oh, the nipple. I've never seen a breast feeding elephant. Look at this, I'm just wondering how it works.

I got it right here for you. So Simmons went on record to saying he is not being held against as well. Oh, he actually said it Alright, he called the today show and he said I just sort of wanted to be a little bit of a loner for a little while I can relate to that. What is that? Is that a nipple it's an elephant nipple? That's so that's all that's like my scrotum Do you have bumps on your scrotum like that, Elaine? You know, I'm not worried about what your scrotum looks like.

I'm worried about what the bottom of like your legs look like if that's the case. Because that's like, look at that skin and everything. That looks like an enemy you'd fight in dark souls. Or it looks like that's horrifying. The color of an emergence hole. It looks like this week's episode of Game of Thrones. Oh, that was a bad, bad time. You guys are ages.

So Richard Simms is good. Do you say that with a gun new his head? Was this like a live, like a public event? No, look at it. Did it have the gun emoji? Yeah. I call bull shit. Just wanted to be alone for a little, just wanted to just,

so we go for the quote. I just sort of wanted to be a little bit of a loner for a little while, Simms said. You know, I had hurt my knee, I lost my thing. I had hurt my knee and I had some problems with it. And then the other knee started giving me trouble because I've taught like thousands and thousands of classes. And you know right now, I just want to sort of take care of me.

And he called the allegations about his housekeeper ridiculous. Said they'd been together for 30 years or like a married couple. So, he went out right there saying, BS, fuck off daily news. So, that was in March both of those things happen. I just you know it just goes to show. You always read the story, you never read the retraction of the follow-up. You know what I mean? It's you don't realize like

that big story that goes viral there might be a total correction that comes the next day. Nobody fucking hears that. Always the case. I didn't hear that Richard Simmons had made a statement, but I'm glad I brought it up because now I don't worry about Richard Simmons anymore. Joe, I'm not trying to get into this whole thing, but the loose change documentary on 9-11. Yeah. So, there was... Is that, that is not Alex Jones? Is it?

No, I don't think so. Okay. So, there was a bit where apparently a guy was able to get signal on the plane and then call his mom, and then they wouldn't into this whole investigation about how there was like this government thing for their researching like voice mimicking technology and when he called his mom he was like hey this is Lane Gibson like he said his full name they like went into all this whole thing and they were listening to the conversation it was like really weird. Well I mean you probably saw what story

you got. Well it's because like I bet Richard Simmons, you know, might have been voice- I think the government was- No, no, I don't know. I just, I thought it was related. I'm so sorry, audience. I thought Blaine would be good. I don't know what's going on here. Maybe she's gonna do his head.

But wouldn't you be, wouldn't you sound different if you were on a plane that was hijacked? I don't think I would say it. I'm Blaine Gibson, mom. Let me sum up Blaine's story in just one sentence. Richard Simmons cell phone 911. That's it. That was the whole fucking story. Wake up, sheep. Wake up. Who would have thought here? It's true. Who would have thought that Richard Simmons such a nice man caused 911 with his cell phone call to his mother? I would never imagine that. So you were talking about the New York Daily News, right?

Kind of, some of my Richard Simmons. And I saw a video earlier today on YouTube that was posted by the New York Post back in 2011, and it was a video titled Urban Gold Miner. It's about this dude who walks around the Diamond District in New York York and he just like digs up the mud And oh yeah, yeah the stuff that gets stuck between sidewalks. Yeah, like on brakes and cracks and he just digs it up And he finds gems diamonds gold and so he like collects all of this mud Then he takes it back to his apartment and he pans it like a like a prospect like a urban prospect He pans it and like sifts all of the gold out of it. And then it's like, oh look, you know,

here's all the gold I found this week. Here's all, this is a diamond I found. And so he's making buns of this? Like I said, he said he made a, you know, like a couple thousand bucks a month. My dad is a football coach and we used to go to the school rock wall, Texas. And they had this giant gymnasium

and they had like one of these big pits full of these like foam cubes that the gymnasts could practice on and they can fall in and you know When hurt them or anything like that so when I was a kid up there I dug to the bottom of the cube and this thing was like probably like 10 feet deep got all over to the bottom And there was like watches rings money like all sorts of shit at the bottom of it So you just go to die to the bar. Yeah, children dead kids Yeah, I guess like a bowl pit would be similar. Yeah, you find a lot of urine down there.

You're a god, come. In a ball pit? Gavin really is coming in a ball pit. I mean, you know someone's done it. In a ball pit? Maybe that's not sexual at all. That is not a rouse, man. I'm not for you.

What was that convention? Dashcon. What's called? Dashcon. We going? I don't think they had a day. Why do they still want to go to Dashcon? Yeah, they were supposed to do the,

nobody's had a chance. By the way, you see your favorite award show which is sitting right next to you on the table there. The podcast awards now has a GoFundMe account. I saw that. Yeah, that's a little rough. That's a little rough. We should probably just put these away.

They're not bad. They're gonna be collectors on them soon. I think they've raised they're trying to raise 25,000 dollars. I think that was correct and they've raised in 30 days. They've raised 1200. Yeah But what's it for anyone else? Well, just charge an entry fee for the goddamn podcast. They do now. They do okay There you go. Oh yeah, that's rough. Yeah, I know what's it. It's the podcast dying. Is it full now? No, I just think that, well, we're very happy with our awards. Let's put that in the set. Very happy with our awards. But still go help the podcast awards and donate, you know, a buck or two, and help them out. So it can win.

That'll apparently move the needle. So in every city, do you think it was one of these gold digger, cub guys? Well, I think it might be a special case scenario in like for this instance He says he specifically targets the diamond district because that's like people are you know like are more likely to have Loose stones that they will they're gonna take somewhere to sell or they're carrying loose stones out of a place And they're willing to drop or they might drop it or if there's like a jeweler who's working all day on jewelry Maybe he has gold dust on him or on the bottom of his shoes and it gets stuck outside. This guy's got a look fucking crazy Like digging up on the it of his shoes and it gets stuck outside. This guy's got to look fucking crazy. Like digging up on the...

It looks gross. Like you think about being on the sidewalk in New York and he's got like a little, you know, tool that he uses to like scrape out all of the mud and putting it into a cup and just like carrying around like your mud cup. I'd like to imagine that the guy dresses like an old time he prospector, he's got a pitchfork and everything.

He's like, oh right. Prospector's carried pitchforks. I mean, you've legally allowed to do that. Okay. Yeah, they do. What is a prospector doing with a pitchfork? What is a pitch fork and everything. He's like, oh right. Prospector's carried pitch forks. I mean, you've legally allowed to do that. Nothing. Yeah, they do. What is a prospector doing with a pitch fork? What is a pitch fork, Blaine? If you bail in hay,

how are they, what's he doing? Oh, fuck. Uh, the pickaxe. Pickaxe. Pickaxe. I always, I got the first two letters, right? Oh my gosh. I wouldn't let it go.

That's one of the talk about. I thought I could just pick you. I was with the prospector with his hat, going yeehaw and then having like a pitch ball. It doesn't make sense. It's fucking the worst 49er in the world. It's there with a fucking pitch ball. Bill, we keep telling you not the pitch for it.

This dude that just takes more small holes all the time. Who is this fucker? So I need something to work on, guys. I need to set a guidelines because one thing that happens to me after the podcast, it get on Twitter after the podcast. Usually, do you read the hashtag off the? No, it's usually though during the week, like when's they when the podcast hits the public? And there's a lot of people that listen to the podcast and we talk about a lot of things

and we have a decent padding average, but still we miss sometimes on facts and things like that. The problem is people correct us on every single thing we say. And it's not everybody, obviously. But out of the entire podcast, there's always a handful of people constantly correcting me, not the same people, of course. But like this like constant information that I'm incorrect. And I'm like, oh shit, whenever I hear someone tells me that I'm incorrect on Twitter, I always go look it up.

And then I find out most of the time that I'm like, oh shit, whenever I hear someone tells me that I'm incorrect on Twitter, I always go look it up. And then I find out most of the time that I'm correct. And then it's like, but then the person's like, I'm like, this week what happened was, this was a tweet I made. I said, HBO now is now available for the Xbox One. It just came available this week. I thought people would want to know about that for Game of Thrones, because they can watch HBO now

in their Xbox, that's how I watched it. Guy comes back to me and goes, no, it's been out for over a year. And I'm like, what? I just read an article that was this week, so I went and looked up the article. It's still an HBO guy. And I sent it to him.

And he's like, he's like, nope, I've been using that for a year to watch all my HBO stuff. And then finally he came back and he goes, oh, I'm mixed up. Sorry, it was HBO Go versus HBO Now. But it's like, and that is not, that's a blameless thing.

I mean, the guys like, I thought you were talking about HBO GO, you were talking about HBO now. No big. The problem is, is that I always find myself like, getting involved with these conversations and looking the shit up. And it's like, should I just ignore that completely? Or should I say like, I'm only gonna look stuff up

if like four or five people tell me that I'm wrong. Or if my encouraging, and my encouraging more people to tell me that I'm wrong all the time? People tell us we're wrong all the fucking times. Imagine you're always right. Just don't ever be wrong. That's what you guys do, right? You guys don't read this stuff or you don't care.

No, I mean, I'll glance through it. I care. I just don't care enough to actually look it up. But like when I go to send a email and I'm gonna send a link, or like if I'm gonna tweet a YouTube link, I will copy the link, then I'll open a browser. They'll check it. Pace the link to make sure I'm gonna tweet a YouTube link, I will copy the link then I'll open a browser, double check it, paste the link to make sure I'm not pasting anything that's wrong. I'll even open

a private browser window to paste it in to make sure I'm not logged into anything that gives me special access to watch it. And I double check that stuff and it's like most people just don't bother, they just don't check anything at all. Somebody came at me about the traveling gnome this week where I said that the travel velocity traveling gnome and the half-life one is based on an old urban legend or a prank that people used to do before the internet where they would steal people's gardens and gnomes, take them on holiday, and then send the person polaroids of their garden gnome on vacation. That's where all that started. That's fucking awesome. Somebody came back to

me and goes, no, it's the movie Omelie. That was the first time. Movie Omelie. I literally just go to Wikipedia, look up traveling gnome, comes up. I send it to the person, they're like, nah, it's cool. I thought it was Omelie. It's like, oh. Yeah, it's just like,

but that's not down to you, you'd have to just let it go, just let it happen. But they're correcting me. They're like, no, no, no, you're right. I know, but it's like, but you're right. But I couldn't be wrong, because there's a lot of time for a wrong about stuff.

And I'm like, oh shit, did I tell people the wrong answer? I gotta correct that. And so I go look it's like you're right but I could be wrong because there's a lot of time for a wrong about stuff And I'm like oh shit that I tell people the wrong answer. I got I got I correct that so I go look it up It's like not I'm fine I don't know it's frustrating. I need a guideline. I don't know what it is All it is if you're gonna tell me I'm wrong. That's fine because we're wrong about a lot of stuff just Just be right Google check. That's it. Whatever. Just do a Google check whenever there's Star Wars news Even if your brother or your fucking third-grade teacher Tolgents information so you know it's true check Google because your third-grade teacher She's a fucking con okay, all right

All right, so I'm gonna say sometimes the no will do Star Wars stories and ever big Star Wars news and they'll come and grab me because I'm like the resident Star Wars guy and I almost don't want to do them anymore Because every time I go because every time I do a read of all the information knowledge that I pour into that read there's one bit that I might get wrong or slightly skew and everybody will fucking jump on me for that and they'll be like he's not a real star wars well you'll have to say even once it's at a yeah fucking cares it's a star wars man would care but I it's like that's how I've read it and that's how I've seen it in the in the media for always and I'd yavin

I don't say yavin I wouldn't correct something on pronunciation if I was hit the wrong planet But that's the kind of thing you should be corrected on because we do make mistakes I'm not saying we don't make mistakes we make mistakes and we should be called on those I just want people to check they have Google we're talking off the top of our heads But we're an hour and a half here they have have Google. Just check it. Just you're right there. Correct planet. But if you if you called him Luke Skywalker, you would be like, you saw someone You'd be annoyed, wouldn't you? Almost spit tape. It was so close. Almost spit. Buddy got me there. That was the even thing. That's what you were getting at, right? For that. Yeah. Dude, speak to him. What example were you were wrong? Speaking of pricks on the internet.

People who are really into musical instruments can be pricks. I put up a video hit in a drum, there was a slow-mo hit in a drum, a powder paint, I made a symbol, and so many of the comments are from musicians who were like, the symbols upside down geniuses, and it's like, I mean, we weren't trying to play a show. I put the symbol that way because it has a lip that held the paint. Do you not see what I'm doing there? I didn't play the drum correctly either, I'm just, I'm sure.

Is that what do you think I'm trying to do? If I look terrible, if you put it the right way, you would just all slide right off. Yeah. So many comments, you wouldn't believe it. They're just like, nah, it really got... At some point they're trolling you, right? At some point they know. Dude, and they're just like Nah, it really got that some way they're trolling you right at some point they know dude and They're really into their equipment and like if they're if they're deep into a genre and then there's two idiots online

You don't want to do and they'll just be all over you Yeah, but you like you said you weren't playing a show No, you weren't looking for the optimal sound or anything. Yeah, look at any video. I've never used you know I'm microwave correctly. I was blown them up. What do you want from it? You don't know how to use a CD, right? You're fucking shattered with that thing. Don't put a CD in the microwave. Dummy. God damn it. That's fine. Yeah. Okay, one more thing to read here. When I'm not even this episode of the Ristreet Podcast is also brought to you by Sherry's Berries. There's no one quite like mom. Every mom is unique and we wouldn't want to change a thing.

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I'm gonna try this that way. That's what I think. It's your visionary. I'm also staring down one of those Buffalo wings over there. I want it. Did you know what I ate before this? I didn't. I ate several times today.

Last week after the podcast, we destroyed those wings. We had to get out of here. Because they took the food away. We weren't like playing. We didn't go chasing it. We had to, so we do lunch for all the employees on Monday. And today was like a scene out of Oliver Twist. Somehow the people who went, you know, it's 200 people that work here now, which you've got

to be kidding. Do you think we could be lying to the audience believes that? That there's 200 people that work here. It is not, and she's not 200, it's 197. So those three assholes I didn't show up for today made his lives. But, so we had this, it was some kind of curry today. Did you have it? Anybody else have it today?

I'll tell you about it later. It was peanut butter. Yeah, really? It was peanut bread and curry. But like, by the time we got three quarters of the way through, everyone had just eaten all the meat out of it. And so it was just like curry sauce. So we were taking curry sauce and putting it on pizzas and eating that.

Oh man. And it was just like, it was this really sad scene. It was really sad. Chicken querma and chicken tikka masala. Yeah, I don't really. I don't eat whenever she feeds us. I don't eat it. I've never ate it. It was so good. The fucking line is ridiculous. I had never seen that like normally, you know, we have our, we're a matter of meeting. You get to pass. So we, you know, we eat first because we have to go run to our meeting. How do you feel about that?

I feel bad about it now. Yeah. Well, the other day, it was last week, I had forgotten something. I needed for the meeting in my office so I had to run back and I came back past the line. And it went from where they set up the tables all the way back almost to my office.

Wow. I was like, holy fuck. That's like 50 yards. There's something like that. Maybe it's not worth it. It's so many people. It's a lot of people. I felt like a huge maybe. Maybe it's not worth it. There's so many people. It's a lot of people. And I felt like a huge piece of shit.

Did you jump the line? We were right, because I never saw the line before. It should be wrapped into tinfoil and just like flung out. It is a free lunch, though. I mean, you don't have to. No, I think it's a free lunch. What does that mean? It's a quote.

It's a famous quote. Well, we did pay for the lunch. Someone paid for it. Somebody paid for the lunch. But the lunch today was just like, Mean someone paid for it somebody made for lunch, but uh The The lunch today was just like it was so sad watching the lab and I was one of those people eating like I had a pita And I had a little bit of teacum masala sauce or whatever it's called on there And I don't typically eat in Indian food traditionally

It's like the last cuisine that I tried like what you guys what's the last thing you tried? Indian food isn't Indian food right? Yeah sushi sushi was the last one for you love it Might be Indian food. I still have an even Ethiopian food. I don't oh Good I've heard it's good. Yeah, it's good. I And the place not too far from here off of right off of 35 like 35 and 30 second or so. Yeah, it's really good. Is there okay? Am I a food racist? Go on. I love Indian people I hate that food am I a food racist? Go on. I love Indian people.

I hate that food. Am I a food racist? Yeah, for humor purposes, yes. No, I don't think so. Do you think? Do you have a taste? Do you think burgers are the supreme food? No, pizza.

Supreme food. Is that like a white person food? Is it burger? What's the whiteest food, Gus? Manage sandwich. What's your elite, right? You know, actually, what I was in the college, but I was in college with Matt. He ate one of the grossest things on a regular basis that I could ever imagine. I don't like tomatoes. He would eat a tomato sandwich. It was just a white, white bread, a slice of tomato with mayonnaise and pepper on it. And that was his sandwich.

That is what it is. That is what it is. I had that once on a flight, I think, out of England. No, no, it was in Australia. You probably had cheese in tomato. There was cheese in tomato. Yeah, that's a common sandwich. That's some good stuff.

He also puts cheese on apple pie. Okay. Something's wrong with that, right? The hell's wrong with that. There's a lot of regions in the country where that's actually a thing. But that's, if Hollum's doing it, it's sickness. I feel like they pair well together It's like a yellow cheese and you get something sweet. You're not supposed to and then when I'm melted on there

Buh little piece of cheddar cheese. It's like not to When I was a kid I used to get sometimes in my pat lunch I'd get a cheese and tomato sandwich But my mom would leave the tomato's hole for me to cut up at school and put in the sandwich because she knew I didn't like wet bread. Really? That's really sweet. Did you put a knife in there too so you could stab the other kids? Well, we went to very different schools. If there was a knife at the school I went to, all the bits were off.

Did you ever post that video when we took a plane ride to Sweden and Gavin told me, I think I got a cheese and tomato sandwich on the plane and it was about, you know, it was like a small submarine-sized sandwich about that big. And he convinced me to eat the entire thing in one bite. And like literally put the whole mouth down. I almost died, I almost choked.

And he was like, five, he's like right there, because we were taking a big advantage of it notch for Minecraft. I'm gonna try and find that video. And I'm just like hacking, like trying to get this thing down. What month of 2010 was that? That would have been, I could take exactly when that was, that was July of 2011.

2011? What do you do when you start choking on food? I choke on food. You don't. Probably once or twice a month. Do you find you choke on the same foods? Like if there's, if I say, what's a food you eat that you will always choke on? Is there a food? It's normally like bread-y type food. Probably like a hamburger. I mean bread-y, just bread. Like there's bread on, okay, gotcha. Food with bread.

Sandwiches. Bread-like foods. Sengwiches. It's food. Singwiches. It's in the bread milieu. Food. What do you do though? When I see, when I'm eating with a pitchfork. I will choke on that every time I fucking eat it. Every time I roll with a seaweed right, it's like,

it like half of it goes down my throat and the other half is like, hold on for a year like I'm by the tongue. What do you do? I go, like that. And so that's what I, I first I have the horrible feeling of panic. Yeah. And then, boom, like that. And so that's what I, I first thought you had the horrible feeling of panic. Yeah.

And then I like, like kind of horket back up, but I'm in a sushi bowl, so it's nice. So it's like, yeah, exactly. We get seagulls. Oh. Whenever that happens, I've lost that fear. I used to get that all the time, or be like, well, you know, like freaking out.

And now I'm just like, and I look for the closest drink, and sometimes I have to run into my kitchen, and I drink it down, and then it goes down like immediately. It's really weird. So you get bread stuck in your throat? Yes, I think I'm gonna die some day from choking out food.

I think that that's the way that I'll go. Maybe you're getting immune to it. Do we know how Apple TV is today? Yeah, it's right there. Are you making sure you're on the right network? Ah, well now I work as a... It's on, if you connect to the, not the guest one, but the other one.

It should be there. Oh, so nice. So I was going out to Sweden to visit notch and I invited young Gavin Freak. He lived in London. I said, hey, why don't I meet you in London and we'll fly with us, we'll go out there. London.

Oh, I don't have it. I have to switch because of that email. I'll show it to you. It's a lot of effort to find this video. So there it is. I typed it down there at the bottom. Yeah. So I do wanna mention our final person

from the feed, our winner, is Jenny Smileyface, at Square Moms. Yeah, it's not a real name. It's like a little C and a colon, Jenny. I wanna change my name to an emoji, like legally changed to that. I need to put it in a pile of poo. Just like this emoji.

That one. I do have a change to it. I do to get that with a pile of poo. Just like this emoji. That one. I do have a change. I do also want to mention that apparently the an RT watch party RT California got the pizza this week. So congrats to you guys. Who got it? Who got it? There they are. RT California. Oh man that's nice. They're gonna get out of there. We're in a podcast shirt. So yeah congratulations guys. I can met one of those people and also a fun house post behind them What was that they'll live and also wanted to mention the Arcade that we had had had Gallagher now that we've mentioned others now that we've mentioned the the winner I can say that oh do you want to answer the question? I'm gonna say that Gallagher was a sequel to the game Galaxian that is correct not many people know that and I people know that. And I think I might be playing Galaga. No, I'm not playing Galaga that way.

I think Jeremy's playing Galaga in that picture. Yeah, so not many people know that. In fact, I think that they released a sequel to Galaga that was called Galaxian 3. But it confused people because people by that point knew the series as Galaga. They just released Galaga for the Xbox One as well. So let's see this video. Which is weird because they used to release arcade games

in huge bundles, and now in the Xbox One, they're going back and doing them like one at a time. Like right now you can buy Pac-Man, mis-Pack-Man, dig-dug, and Gallagher. And they each have a thousand points for a genius. Yeah, it's pretty nuts. But some of the Gallagher subs like outrageous you have to get like stage 30 and get perfect on the challenging stage

Like both not doing that. I haven't done that in like 40 years. I'm not gonna do it now So do we have that oh you're disconnected. I was about I was about to throw it out I got it it's right here. All right. We got that video of Bernie eating the whole sandwich He's a little JD like in the side window there Chicken Caesar salad challenge? We're jackass there. So, four JD. Oh my god, that sandwich is way bigger than I thought it was.

I think the bet was two bites. So that's one bite. Oh my god. Oh my god. Here's that, you get home in one bite. Yeah, that's a cool one. Yeah, yeah. So I got to do that whole thing in one bite later.

I can't believe you agreed to do this. This seems like a room. I can't believe you're going back for the second bite so quickly. You're still in so much in your mouth. No, I'm gonna die here. This is me in the process of dying right now. I'm gonna lie to you five thousand feet. So was a tomato sandwich? Tomato and... No, it was chicken Caesar salad.

Yeah, I would never order. That was like the only thing to get. That's pretty much it. And after that, we went to Sweden and had a lovely time. Yeah, and based on that video, we figured out the pricing of Sweden based on sandwiches. Yeah, JD was awesome on that trip because we landed the airport and he was hungry so we bought him a sandwich. And the sandwich, do you remember how much it was, Gav?

I want to say 60, 67, right? 67, right? Like right there. And so that was our basis for how much a crooner was worth. We based on that sandwich. So like dinner was, dinner at an ice restaurant was three sandwiches. Yeah, that's like that was like two sandwiches in a half a day. 67 croner is 822.

There you go. That's an airport sandwich. That's it. So let's see if I can pull historical data. Gus, there is a, there's a store that I want to send to you. Holy crap. It's very different. It was before.

What is it now? I'm going to go to the chart. You went there and now it's here. So is it worth less or more? It looks like the last. Dollars doing well, man. Dollars doing really well. We go to Australia, you know, pretty regularly over the last 10 years. And it's like now it's like the dollar in Australia is like bad ass. I remember when the dollar in even in Canada was like for a while was like garbage. But now it's all like, yeah, I've a book. I have a book about the Niagara fools and it was 20 us and 30 Canadian 20 us and 30 Canadian yeah, yeah, and I was like I must have been 12 Bull that book. Yeah, it was really weird. I saw I went and watched a

episode of the walking Dead from season one. I mean, I'm just such a big fan of that fucking show. I gotta find somebody else at the company who's as big a fan of As Walking Dead besides the Von. One season behind. So we can do it. You don't want to talk to a Von about it? A binoral thing.

Well, I would put a Von on a binoral podcast. You just wouldn't want to do it. She just doesn't have to do that. But, oh, and the binoral test that we're doing, that is essentially to replace spoiler casts because I just don't think there's enough of an audience for any individual topic. So in the binoral test that we're doing, that is essentially to replace spoiler casts because I just don't think there's enough of an audience for any individual topic. But if we do a binoral one,

it's at least interesting to people who don't watch the show. We gotta get beyond spoiler culture. We gotta get beyond it. And I've complained about spoilers on Twitter from Walking Dead, but at this point, we were actually recording for Game of Thrones in this restaurant,

and I was absolutely convinced that somebody was gonna tell us not to talk about Game of Thrones in public restaurant and I was absolutely convinced that somebody was going to tell us not to talk about Game of Thrones in public because I can't do that. They hadn't seen it. I know, but it's just like, I just feel like we've reached that point now as a culture where it's like, somebody made a great tweet today that said, me, I'm watching Game of Thrones, internet, you stop spoiling it. It's like, all right.

I don't even mention the name of the show. But I want you to read this article, Gus, that Hank Green tweeted, I think he retweeted about, somebody it was about, it was really fascinating, article about a cholera outbreak in Haiti. And there was a cholera outbreak a few centuries ago. I believe it was in London, and it's kind of like the gold standard for germ theory, where cholera was like wiping out the city, not wiping it out,

but it was an epidemic. A lot of people were dying from it, and a guy basically mapped all the cases of mortality in the city, like knocking on doors and asking how many people in this house have cholera, how many people have died from cholera, and then he just basically made a heat map of the city and found it all centralized on one location. And he went to this place and there was a water pump and that everybody around that water pump in those houses had the highest rate of mortality for cholera and he found out that a woman

whose childhood died from cholera was putting like the dirty diapers or like throwing away the waste for it in this well. And that's what caused the cholera outbreak in the city. So the cholera outbreak in Haiti, the UN has been there trying to fight this thing and like trying to get people for support, but they haven't really talked about the origin of it or anything. So somebody ran the same basic study.

They did the exact same thing. They did the heat map and the outbreak centers on the UN facility and there's cesspool there. So they basically caused this massive outbreak in Haiti. That's unbelievable. It's an unbelievable article. It's an unbelievable article. Like, and you can see why they just like, don't want to tell anybody that.

It's not why they showed up to begin with, but now it's like, they're trying to raise awareness of this outbreak there. So you gotta read this article, I'll send it to you. It was amazing. He used to tell you that you shouldn't do unpaid internships. Is that it? So what's that? That's the Haiti outbreak, right? That's the hot zone one? Yeah.

And then, oh, they're comparing it there to the Broad Street pump cholera outbreak in 1854 London. That map in the bottom right is like this famous map from like medical history. That's really smart. Yeah, and it was like so they did the same thing It's a really interesting article and it's like epidemiology and all this kind of stuff that we love to you Yeah, I love that and listen if you're gonna correct me on anything I just said just google it That's all I ask that's all I ask just fucking Google it. Yeah, even Tell me it's pronounced Coloria not cholera when I direct a Star Wars movie, I will have a little character that says Yavin in it. And then everyone will laugh?

No, they'll be like, it's canon now, and I'll be like Mmm. Yeah, because it's the director who makes canon like that, not the writer. No, no, I know someone's correcting me on there. I do know that you can buy the games in a bundle, but they're all separate games. You have to install them separately and everything. I was talking about like Game Room on the Xbox One

where you would just have one thing to go to play all your arcade games or like the Atari pack. And you would play all the things. Then they all made away bundles. It seems weird that they're unbundling retro games. They probably get more. They're more fun, though. Yeah.

Did you see, this is totally unrelated to anything we're talking about. I was just thinking about this. I think it was last week, there was a video that came out of China where these rival construction companies started fighting in the street and they had six bulldozers all attacking each other like demolition Derby styles.

That's fucking dope. You didn't see that? No. Yeah, it's like in the middle of a street, it's like one construction company shows up and another one's doing the work so they get mad and then it's just like a demolition derby. Where's this in China? I'm not sure. Is it a commercial? No, do they have like sledgehammers and jackhammers and shit?

No, no, it was just a heavy equipment. Uh, going at it. That's like oh It's like transformers. You need David Attebrane or a ing this somewhere in northern China. Holy shit. Oh You need David Attebrane or a ing this somewhere in northern China holy shit. Oh Flip off you like oh what to cut off for I think they're they're they're trying to get to the good the good part But yeah, he's dude these cars you are still driving down the road So we'll get the female Gavin your voice is perfect for that please keep going Perfect for that. Please keep going. But can you, I'll feed you Lides gather. Saying, it's mating season.

You know the front loading? This one is an oil chain. In fact, one of them does get flipped over and you see like the dude get out of it and like run down the street and he goes and like starts pounding on the door of another one to like get in. I guess it's like his friend and the other one. One on one. It seems like a viral video for Titanfall too. That's so cool. That's Titanfall 0.5. Yeah.

The pilot gets out and somehow the gentleman just to beat the front end loader that somebody else is driving. That's something I could never stand about. Oh, no. No. In a way I could never stand the balance in Titanfall. Not at all.

The pilots would be as good as the Titans in some scenario. There's like four of them now There's five I see one of the back. I told you there. There were six Oh look he is a pilot he's getting in there is gonna take him out. Hi Jack. No, that was his friend That ended that is awesome. I bet they've always that was his friend. Oh, okay. So don't know. You don't know how that ended. That is awesome. I bet they've always wanted to do that. I bet they wouldn't have that. I always wanted to do that.

I've never driven one of those in my life. You imagine how much you would have. They'd be like swinging a thing around like, we used to talk about this back at the call center about how, we've never done this. We said, one day, we wanted to rent bobcats. Yes. And have bobcat wars.

I also wanted to own a tow truck and tow tow trucks. People to this day send me photos of tow trucks, towing tow trucks, going, Bernie, somebody's living the dream. Once I get a tow truck and night vision goggles, I'm done, you know I'm done. I've reached all my life goals. If six tow trucks are towing each other,

which one's in front? The one that's in front? The one in front. That's a stupid question. What a dumb question. There's six, Gus, if a thousand people, you know's six, it's, Gus, if a thousand people, you know how a tow truck works? Gus, if a thousand people are in line,

who's in the front of the line? The front, we're being towed by the back one. If they're towing in a circle, you didn't say that, you left that fucking part out. They're not towing each other. What? If six tow trucks are towing each other. Why do we assume a circle?

God, you fucking, what would it be a triangle house with a tow truck? You just need to understand nobody's brain works the way. we assume a circle? God, you fucking... What would it be, a triangle house with a toe? You didn't even understand, nobody's brain works the way. You're a very smart person, but nobody's brain works the way yours works. We're not gonna make the conclusion on our own that the toe trucks are in a fucking circle. We did a GCF5, that might be why.

Oh, I see. And then the other bit of weird news I saw, this, a bit of news about Austin made the front page of Reddit a couple days ago. I don't know if you saw this, but I guess there's a Robert E. Lee elementary in Austin. Yeah, that's nice. And there's a movement that people want to rename it. So I guess there was a call to the public to suggest you names for the school. And some of the top vet vote getters were Yeah. Some of the top vet vote getters were Donald G. Trump Elementary, the eight-off Hitler

School for Friendship and Tolerance. Can't have nice things. Drew Brees Elementary, Bruce Lee Elementary, John Cena Elementary School, and Schooly McSchool Minute. I was on that. I was making a joke. It's like, what do you expect? What do you expect from people?

Oh God. Yeah, they didn't let boat, e-mick boat face go through. Yeah. I was pretty sad about that. I feel like now you're starting, you're gonna see that everywhere now. Everybody's gonna want to have something. Something, yep.

Yeah, yeah, I saw a boat in the air. The airlingus? Yeah. Airlingus. I want to have a kid named, kid-mick the do that's the name of like the national airline of Ireland basically Yeah, it's like the American Airlines not very well traveled like kind of longest in the air Conolongus What's kind of work?

That would be great on so far playing he doesn't know the word what's's the word? Kind of Lungus. What did he say? Kind of Lungus. What's the uh, what's the uh, what's the knuck version? What's the knuck version? What do you mean? Oh, work, uh, low job. I can't tell you one of my favorite moments of the amazing race was when we had to put on those gold little tiny little bikinis and Dana of the dancers team. Her top was just like, didn't fit. And I don't know why she asked Corey of Tyler and Corey to help her like adjust her top.

And Corey got back there, he's like, I don't know, I've never touched one of these. And he adjusted it like so that she like completely fell out of her top. Because he had never ever dealt with a bra before in any way. It was like such a funny moment, but but not something that you could show on TV. She's like, holding and going, what are you doing back there? They definitely showed her uncomfortable with the top, but yeah, they didn't show that pretty good.

No, that's, I mean, I got to say in that regard, I mean, it is a very family-friendly show. So I never had any concerns. Like, I might have had a wardrobe malfunction during that process when we came running out of there. Did you? I made a little air. Did you? I made a little bit. Did you test you come out? No, it's a little, little, little flash though. Some stuff came like, you scrolled. Stuff was in places where stuff shouldn't be.

Yeah. So, who's that girl that got banned from Twitch for revealing her vagina? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. I haven't heard that story. The one who was talking about like, cancer kids recently? She did, what? Is she back with something new? Yeah, I think of a Gina fell out and then they band up for Twitch.

All right, I'm gonna look this up for research. What girl? I've never had your jump fall on Twitch. Gavin? No. Blaine, have you ever had your jump fall off? If I'm set there, you have what happened? I was going to work out and I have like these really small there

And I got the right link just by typing that in it's called a badge slip. All right go ahead. I actually had I Why don't you look at me? I like shorts that are shorter because I like showing off my thighs and and stuff and you know basketball shorts too long so I get women's Sophie shirts in large Because you know, they look just like dude shorts with their shorter Anyways one time I wasn't wearing sliders those were like boxers You're wearing sliders. What does that mean? Sliders are athletic shorts. Okay. Yeah, and I was just sitting there It felt kind of cool. I looked others in Nard hanging out and like oh fuck so yeah, I slipped ball once

Did it touch like the Jimmy putment? No, I think it was like, it was somewhere else. I was like getting a drink with somebody after something, ball hanging out in public. I mean, I've fallen out of boxes before in the privacy of my own home. But sometimes, it's different, like versus like, like sometimes for some reason,

either I read just or I just put a pair of really old boxes on. But sometimes I come completely through the flap. It's the point where just my penis and no balls come through the flap on my boxes. I think my parents accidentally bought me sexual boxers by accident ones. They were like, what does that mean? Well they were Mr. Potato Head Boxers and I didn't realize until one day, I stuck my dick through the slap that it made Mr. Potato Head's nose. And I was like, oh, and then I just went like, hey! So.

And from that day forward, that question on the way you wore it. That sounds awesome. He was pretty funny. They should make more like nose characters that the weather knows as your penis. Like fill your boxes. We should do it for you.

Oh, I'm in a- First trick, see. Why? I could see that. I could see that. I could see that. I could see that. I can see that. You know what? I got it. I got it.

You know what? I do want to say, I'm sorry, because people make fun of your nose all the time. And it never really strikes me. So yeah, that was rude of me to say that. That's fine. When a solicitor in the podcast would be like, I don't know if it's that same person, but she has a Canadian flag in the background. And she's watching her accident.

She has a wardrobe malfunction. the background and she you watching her accident. She has a wardrobe malfunction Pretty I'll send you the link if you'd like to it's actually see like laben stuff It's something deal. It's just like a little like she stands up and like steps over something and enough to get bad for Oh, I don't know if she got banned or anything like that, but it was you know, I was it intentional No, that's why, I don't know, I, that's what, you know, all the things that's like, if you're on cameras, shit can go wrong.

It's like, that's gonna happen. It didn't look intentional or anything. That's why it's like, I now regret having seen that video and I don't think that I should like share it with anybody. Because it's like, we all make mistakes. Like shit goes wrong. Like when somebody's photos get leaked or hacked and then released, it's just like,

it's like, that was a private thing they did. They're not posting that shit. I saw it. No, I don't want to see it. I should switch streaming. I get she's twitch streaming, but you can also have fuckups in public. You recently, can I say about a thing you posted recently?

Like you were concerned about getting caught like with your finger in your nose in public. Like, you know, that kind of thing. It's like, oh, because someone took a picture of me from a bus or something. Yeah, you had a picture taken of you when you were out and about and you know, that you were like,

look at this, I could have been picking my nose. It's like, but you're in public. A lot of people would say you're in public, you're fair game to be. Yeah, sure. There's this way that was tweeted to me. It's very weird. I mean, the weirdest thing ever,

which is you were surfing your phone at the airport. And when you got to the top of your Twitter feed, you saw a picture of yourself standing there surfing your phone. I was like am I like a live feed? You like looked up and like the person's like right over there, you know Barbara and Aaron did that to one of the guys from Kramer or not Kramer Raven everybody was Raymond. Yeah, I can't remember. I was Kramer

There's a great source of No, like they did that they tweeted a picture of the guy Cassanza George to Santa Jason Alexander. Yeah, from everybody lives Raymond. Okay, tell the rest of the story Go ahead. Go ahead. It's the bald comedian that is whatever from Seinfeld Seinfeld. That's the one. Okay, great Aren't they like spin-offs of each other? Yeah, absolutely. They all came from all in the family I'm just like everybody's really mad at me right now I think If you was in the airport, they took a picture of him

doing the exact same thing, he was on his phone, and then they tweeted it out. Well, I was saying, no, I don't know. I'm just saying it's like, I would not fuck with Jason Alexander. It's weird. He seems like a nice guy, but it seems like a guy. It's like, you get on his bad side and he can fucking. I saw too much George Kassanza.

Yeah, it's like he's volatile. Short fuse, right? Yeah, I've seen too much of that. Can't believe that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy for playing George Kisses. You always lose out to Michael Richards. Uh, Michael Richards. No, he would lose out to a guy who plays not only on Frazier. He would lose to him as well. Yeah, all the time it seems like. But Michael Richards. Michael Richards won a few times. Did he really? Mm-hmm. God. George Kisses, the answer to me is one of the

best characters to ever be on television. And the fact that, you know, Jason Alexander never won for playing that part. The interaction between him and his parents still makes me laugh. Anytime I watch one of those episodes and it's him having to deal with his parents, it's just, for some reason, there's just... Everything, him and Elaine. Him and Jerry, like all the interactions were so great with him. Him and Gris girlfriends. They were so great.

Yeah, I know some of those names. So we, there was one thing I really- Did you really sign fell this? Fuck off. You know, the thing is going off in everybody's apartment. I just want one. It was, you were like crazy based over there. Yeah, crazy based over there.

Hey, what is the deal with the tech guys parking in the grass behind the building now? Did they just start doing that and thinking like, nobody's going to notice? We all drive by that touch truck? No, I didn't. You could put it to use if you go on. So, who does that?

Who comes to a studio and plays ridiculously loud bass? Soundtrack is soundproof though. Not always? All right, they got people outside. And they're fucking playing B. What a bunch of dumbasses on a fucking movie lot. Fucking dumbasses. I mean, just so fucking stupid.

Is this just someone in a car there? Sounds like it's closer than Soundcheck. He said there's someone outside in the parking lot. Sounds to shut up. Can I tell them can they be quiet? I can. I can. Oh, the shots we did.

This stopped. I'll open those paid harsons. They'd stop now, so. So speaking of the tech office, we did have a weird issue at a Pax East where we run our point of self of the iPad, right? And one of the iPads just didn't work. Like it behaved like it didn't have any wireless functionality. Like the button to turn on and turn off wireless was just grayed out and disabled.

To turn on wireless? Right, to turn on the Wi-Fi. So like, I tried to software update it, it didn't work. I tried to factory restore it. But to factory restore it, you have to turn off, find my iPad. To turn off, find my iPad, I needed to agree to new terms and services.

Apple, so. To agree to the terms and services, I needed to download them. Apple, so. But I couldn't download them, because I didn't have fucking Wi-Fi. Let me tell you, I had a, I had an iPad with a Wi-Fi. I went out on it, an iPad with no Wi-Fi is just a nothing.

It's nothing. It's a screen that you can charge. It is at that point, and that's all it is. Utterly worthless. It's worthless. I tweeted this recently because I was on the plane. It's time for this go. Board, obviously I'm on a plane.

So I was like, I used to play iPhone games, and I just started loading up my old favorite games. All of them need internet connections now. Yeah. None of them work without internet. Like angry birds and trials frontier on these games I used to play. Like even if it's got an old update you can't play it. You can't just play the old version. It would just be like no you're not gonna do this. When that base is going on to do anybody else get like flashbacks from Jumanji, instead of just me. You know? No, I got a flashback from everybody who loves Raymond. I got one from...

I don't know these, you know. It's a good one. I'm sorry, Seinfeld. This is a bit else to each other. Oh. Anything else you want to talk about? No, I think I'm... We had a cool announcement at the panel,

which I'm super excited about. You mentioned for the first time that we are in the process of developing a card game based on million dollars but when I mentioned that I didn't realize that we hadn't said anything about it yet. Everyone is super excited about that. Everyone here is like that was just an idea that came up and then the game development group jumped on it and then everyone else got excited about it and it's like there's like this small team of people working on it like non-stop and it's like we're in the process of developing it.

And it's like, we're really super excited about it. I'm excited about it because I think that is something that potentially, you know, I've always wanted to go back and do a crowdfunding thing because I had so much fun with laser team, but we're, you know, we're already making movies and features and stuff like that. We've never made a card game before. So, and this is like, if you look at like crowdfunding,

there is a huge culture around board games and everything else like that So it's like I mean it wouldn't be the same thing if we did it we mortgaged like you know This is a just a release for it essentially like it's it's something that we could produce I'm hoping by the middle of the summer and get it out the door so I don't know. I'm super excited about it I love to do it. I'm excited for fans to play with the fans. Oh, I'm gonna be so cool I hope we can get it. I'm excited for fans to play with the fans. I hope we can get it done. We could've done for RTX and people are playing it in lines and stuff. I was surprised by how easily it was to transition the show into a game.

It felt like it really just works. It was just a natural fit. Yeah. So we had that big spreadsheet that people could contribute, you know, ideas to or the card game. And it was really cool to see that because it had a function where it would put together ideas like the way the card game worked, to kind of present them to you.

And I thought it was a really neat way to like test and see how everything worked out and you know, if it was viable. And it was a lot of fun to read through that stuff. Oh man. So it was like, they're doing like mockups of like the way things might look in the back of the box and everything and like the back of the box said,

every time you sneeze, someone's turd appears randomly in your house. So yours. I love that one. Some other word turd in there just made me laugh. You know, I just really, really made you laugh. You came up to me like, well, we're shooting something the other day, like you got any,

I got it that we didn't use and I was like, well, let me pull out my document. Yeah, I'd written like Hundreds and I was like oh yeah, so yeah, so anyway, I'm super excited about that because it's like one of those things It's like hey, that'd be pretty neat and then we tried it out like the gaming guys We're able to do like a little prototype of it and then we all just we loved it We did like some play tests everything that so it's like I think we're I think we're moving ahead with it It's gonna be it's gonna be really really cool. Yeah, I'm a forward to it. Yeah

I'm excited All right, well, I think we should moving ahead with it. It's gonna be really, really cool. Yeah, I'm excited. All right, well, I think we should wrap up. All right, let me think of anything else. It's now not like a B, it's just BOOM. So, what do you think someone would talk about, which we haven't talked about yet, is the iPhone 2 cameras. You wanna talk about that in the post show? Yeah, I'll talk about it.

All right, because I wanna make get Gus Mad about the new iPhone spec that's been released. It's not been... Oh, can I see? Okay, thanks for watching everybody. We'll love you. We'll love you. We'll see you guys next week.

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