Rooster Teeth Podcast - Dicks Out For Harambe - #386

Episode Date: July 26, 2016

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Hey Welcome to the podcast You're not Gus. I'm not Gus Who are you? I'm John. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara.

I'm Blaine. And this episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MianDies, and Squarespace. Thank you. All of you. We love you. So when you texted me last week saying, I'm producing next week's podcast. Yeah. By producing, you mean emailing three other people and making sure they do the podcast. Is that producing?

I think it is the extending the well, I actually have popped to that whole thing I'm producing yeah, I think it like usually when Gus leaves town is like hey get three people and I'm like cool Hey, can you do it cool? You're like I'll be producing Monday's podcast So they phrased him and they asked me. I was it yeah, they're like hey Gus hey, Gus and I, Bernie was like, Gus and I are gonna be out in San Francisco. Would you produce and host the podcast? All right. Well, I'm sure. Let's do it.

I don't know. There's too much pressure. I've already done part of my duties. I introduced us. John Pruss. I said who's the sponsors? Correct. Do it.

Well, what happened before the podcast is that we realized that, you know, the daddy's had gone. Yeah, huh. So, you know, we should do something a little, you know. you know what and we came up with you guys come up with Jenga Yeah, it's pretty well Let's play Jenga. Let's go fucking crazy. We are going insane not like Jenga blocks with shots inside Just giant Jenga box standard Jenga. I guess Barbara will start I would play but you touched it. I'll play on I mean, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's gonna be, it's And then oh dude we once had a big I think it might have been this jenga going on RTX VIP party

Uh-huh, and uh That was this girl there this fan And I was like a day to go kick it down. I was saying it as a joke because like there are like five people playing jenga And she just walked over to it and kicked it and I was like oh What's gonna happen? Well, I just didn't think she would do it Gavin your chair But what's the repercussions of knocking down a jingotower? Well, everyone played it. It was like, why?

Oh, no, everybody played a jingot. I don't know. No, we ruined it. I mean, I was very impressed. I was like, that was bullsy. But- Damn it! Really, Barb?

You fucked up fucking up jingot. Really, Barb? For those listening to the audio podcast, the jingotower just fell over. All on the get part, I got part. Okay. You guys are in the light. Playing you so gassy. Listen, I told you beforehand I was gonna fart.

I'm gonna fart. You've also been spitting everywhere. Mom and dad aren't here. Listen, okay, I think I like. Are you high? I might have gotten a punch or something this weekend because lips are like, I'm actually spitty today, extra speedy today. Why would I have gotten punched?

Why would I get punched if I got your scoops? Because you know I got like a big lip, I guess? You always have big lips. Well, that's rude. They're very full. They're very full. They're very full. Made eye contact me and then licked your own lips.

So, that's how I always know Gavin's about to do something that I don't want him to do. Lovage lips. He lick your own lips. So that's how I always know Gavin's about to do something that I don't want him to do Lobitges lips. He licks his lips. He goes hey Barbara Bring your phone over here David tenants character in Harry Potter is he a bit licky he's like that like this whole snake thing I was like his tail because remember he's like he used the polygies potion to be the other dude wait Which one's David tenant with David ten inch to what who's that which one ten inch penis? He was the polygyz potion to be the other dude wait, which one's David Tinant? David Teninch. Who's that? Which one? Teninch penis? He was the doctor who? He was like two doctors ago. What was he in Harry Potter?

He was the I don't know the dude is supposed to go to ask a man got out and then end up taking a polygyz potion and be a mad-eye moody. Hey, what's her? Harambe What Segways They had a sign up and it says something about her own. Dicks out for her own Bay. What does that mean? I don't know if I don't fucking clue.

Maryl said he was like in his, his, his panic like an important to Spanish. No, she said it wasn't in his panic. Oh shit. She said it wasn't. I assumed it was something to do with Selena. Maryl, what is it? How do we transition from that to that?

Maryl's gone. Maryl's gone? Does anybody know what Dicks out for Haram transition from that to that? Mariel's gone. There's gone does anybody know what Dix-Alpha, Harambe is? Dix-Alpha, Harambe. Fuck all of you you are all you used to. Mike knows Mike he raised your hand. Oh he raised his hand doesn't know. So I asked him to do a RT podcast what the fuck is Dix-Alpha, Harambe? Hold on I'm gonna Google it.

Are you guys checking Twitter? You guys laughed and then I want Twitter to tell me I don't want to have to Google it. You laughed and then you didn't actually tell me. I just't want to have to Google it. You laughed and then you didn't actually tell me. I just want to have to click on a hashtag. Hashtag Autopopus. Yeah, and people to tell me what it is. Bob, what was your week like? Good week.

My week was good. We went swimming. Why do you look horrified and guessing? Because I had a moment of I couldn't remember anything I did this last week. And I thought it was going to be followed up with you being like, what did you do? And so I had that moment of I couldn't remember anything I did this last week And I thought it was gonna be followed up with you being like what did you do? And so I had that look of panic. Oh, we went swimming we went swimming We did go swimming and a very very warm pool. Yeah, yeah, like a bath

I mean you know how it is when we used to go swimming with Michael Lindsey all the time You get into the water and it felt like bath water. Yeah, because the water in Austin doesn't have a chance to cool down. It's the gorilla that got sniped. Right? I don't know. I don't know. It's like Winston. Why would you put your dick out for it?

Black Widow. Shot Winston. It's a dead gorilla. Why are people saying dicks out for a dead gorilla? Why not? Why not? I don't know. It's a fucking weird place. In the pool, you were like, Randy, Blaine. You

would not stop tackling me, trying to wrestle me, circling me like a crab. Wait, what was my invite to this? You were swimming with other people. That's true. You were all still wet in the Neverland Ranch. We all knew you were there, so we didn't invite you. Good save. No, I didn We all knew you were there, so we didn't invite you. Good save. No, I didn't know you were there, but I just didn't invite you. I want to say that that is like the crux of social media, is like you know when your friends are hanging out with you and you're like, Oh, do you want to explain what you did this week?

Okay, listen. Alright. You guys are at the pool. Who's your guy? Who's your guy? I saw you guys. It was Bethany, Barbara, Ashley, whatever the fuck her name is. Megan and Nadia. Megan Nadia. And they're like, hey my girls. It was Bethany, Barbara, Ashley, whatever the fuck her name is. Megan and Nadia. Megan and Nadia, and they're like, hey my girls. And then I was like, I looked at the pictures,

I was like, oh, that looks like fun. I was like, oh, they went swimming today. I kind of wanted to go swimming, and I looked in the background, and I saw six pack abs, and I saw a stomach, and it was like, that's probably Aaron and Josh, all my friends are hanging out without me, that fucking sucks.

So then I was like, passive aggressive, uh, which I could be there, looks like fun. Looks like fun, straight face emoticon. You always do that But you also to straight face emoticon. No, I just like oh, but you know it's great Do you know what you do though? Sorry? Is that you do that and then you go and see movies by yourself? You don't like call me or something? Well, that's different. That's that's me like him hanging out himself. Yeah, but then you complain that we don't hang out I Think he means as a group.

Yeah, like hanging out groups. I'm a friend. He's not a friend. You also texted Josh, didn't you? Fuck. Did you text Josh? How many people did you pester about that? I texted, I was like, oh shit,

I wish you guys could have called me out. It was just Josh. Everyone from now on, just remember, every time you hang out, call Blaine. Listen, all right. I always call Blaine. I don't have a lot of friends. I even, like outside of work, zero friends.

What are you saying? Here, I'm a transplant from California, I don't know anybody else, but outside of the Roussi staff, transplant. Yes, okay. As in like someone who's moved somewhere, transplanted to people. I feel like most of us don't have a lot of friends

that are in the company. I have probably more, the only friends that I have outside the company are just like, random online friends that I've never met. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. Oh, oh, nevermind. They're my online friends.

I thought you were talking about my friends. That's how we become online friends. It's when we fuck first. Yeah. Well, do you guys ever feel, this might sound kind of negative, but do you ever feel kind of trapped within this little bubble?

Yes. You go out with Rupert's friends, you talk about Rupert's teeth. I'm sorry, Barbara, for making you feel trapped with my cherished friendship. No, it actually really does suck. Because- Not in a bad way. You know, when you're trapped.

Like a good way. No, it's like a good trap. When I'm hanging out with Aaron, you and Lynn, Lynn being Aaron's brother, Lynn doesn't work for Rooster Teeth and all we talk about is Rooster Teeth. Oh, Lynn! Yeah, that's my outside Rooster Teeth friend. Okay, okay, me too.

We live for the same family. We have Lynn. Yeah, so like, but Lynn just has to bear through us just talking about Rooster's teeth all the time. And then you just gotta like. I think about that sometimes when like a someone at work brings their new significant other out with us. Yeah. And like all anybody's talking about is like,

well, what happened at work? Or this person at work said this. And like, I think a lot of it, because I've been, you know, I've done a lot of jobs and like that and it's, this job is the one word that's been the case the most where people talk about, you know, what goes on and the company and the thing. And I think that's because we're so socially

involved with each other that it is a lot of our life. So it must be, it must be awful for a significant other to come for the first time to gathering. Well, like that time, that night I tackled you. Yeah, she hated it. Who did? She wasn't there. What?

Yeah, she was. No. Who's she? Oh, God, because so many burps, I might throw up. She wasn't there. She was that. No, she was at home. I'm good.

No, because she came late. Oh, and she didn't like it? Why? Who's she? Oh. My ex-wife. Okay. Fine.

No, she wasn't there. She was there. No, because I remember. I remember because that was the night I met her. This is gonna go on the entire podcast. And she was just not amused. It was just like Larry and Loud. Yeah.

At one point we had a little wrestle scrap in the dust and dust was kicking up everywhere. Yeah, and then you tackled me into like the root of a tree and fucked up the side of my leg. And it was all fun and games. It was all fun and games. These people would be these people be crazy. I'm just from California for this people be pretty drunk too Well, yeah, that's probably Kevin have we were going in like a little tiff like you me. I will oh you wish well Raffa you have to actually hang out to that for that tap you should have seen you should have seen Blaine at the pool that day

You're outy. He was going like this. He was okay. Do you remember you know Zoyberg From future Rama. Yeah, no no up up Yeah, so Blaine would do that and just circle me making that just submerge out right there where his water was and just do that Circling me and then every time I look away. He did Vance a little further close So did you have a little scrap what did you just let him take you like a shock? No, I'm I'm He was actually probably stronger in like no He's trying to take me down and then like we would just flip and roll like To alligator. Everybody else at the pool. It's probably like look those two gay guys hanging out. I have a great time

You didn't need me in the crotch at one point. Yeah, I felt bad about that. You used to tackle me in the pool. I Stuck on my cool. It's a tackle you never tackle me. Why don't they go? I've been in a pool with you if Blaine if a Blaine assumes a position right now Would you tackle him? Wait in a pool now like right now like if Blaine this guy like crash down on the ground You're not gonna take him down. We have stun pads parents aren't here bro Like arranged clear We had the we were I was on The beach of the day, and I had to do a little bit of a fall

Oh, you did good too, and I had to do I had to do like a little backwards fall and we put we put Pads down. Yeah, those pads were nothing But they the little those pads were hard the crash pads Basically, and so and but I was it was fine It was enough for it wasn't like causing damage to me where I could do a few takes But I did the first one I went down hard and I'm like all right can't do that like that the second time Because I almost knocked the air to myself you'll notice that before you did that I I might have done it before you got there, but I did that same stunt

Exactly and I always try to do The stunt that my actors are gonna be doing just to make sure that it's cool. Yeah, you got more padding on you I have no Sounded Why are you laughing? This sounded funny. Is it sound like I'm like a taking directing too serious? No, just my actors. My actors. My sheep. I am their chef. It's funny because you mean well and it's very helpful that you do that. It just sounded mega douchey.

Yeah, okay, sorry. I like it. I like making sure my friends are safe. So I do the stunts before they do that. There you go. That's a nice Way to get on our level blank something about the way that we phrased it the first time was like yeah, there's like Yeah, that's a thing is this the same shoot that we did the same day that John was in I mean yeah, oh was it we're not saying the show Yeah, was it we're not say the show But you know what's talking what season three come out season three comes out. I'll guess August something oh, yes, I think you posted a journal about you heard here first folks I totally post that journal and wrote it myself The something the vulgar

I want to say it's like the 10th someone gave me a template and then I then I zazzled up That is somebody don't ruin it. Who's the somebody? It was Becca, wasn't it? Becca's really good at writing. She knows knowledge. She's a better writer than all of us. Yeah.

If I need something written, I'm just like, please help me. But she's like, these are the facts that you need to convey and I was like, got it back. And then I made her double check my homework like my mom and then I, and then I submit it. Good times. My face went through hell that day.

Oh yeah. Oh that's right. I had to fill a lot of stuff on my face and off my face and back on my face that day. It was a rough day, man. If the audience loves one thing, it's us talking vaguely about a show that they're not going to see for four weeks. They love that.

August 10th. August 10th. That's less than four weeks. Yeah. Is rain today? My hair was kind of doing this like, hey, look, thing, where's just like, fuck.

It's really weird, so. I'm just wondering, that's why I keep checking my camera angles and make sure. At this point, I think someone just needs to make a super cut of bling segue abilities in this podcast. Oh yeah. I'm really got it rain today though, because like a bunch of birds reenacted two girls

on my car and there's just like shit everywhere on it. And now it's like fucking clean as a whistle. So into each other's mouths? No, first into a cup and then into each other's. I'm just saying there's a lot of shit on my car. It just looks like they just like just drag like a tear dactyl just landed on my car to shit. Like someone like slugged. Yeah, maybe someone put their dog up there.

What's slug? Well, slugged is slug does when you, usually refers to a female, excrement? No, not excrement. I'm looking at you for like, I'm big. What's female excrement? Female, how's female excrement different from male?

Like, period goo? No, like, like, wet goo. Like when you're excited. Wet, oh, wetness. Female wetness when you go spreading, going, you're just slug it up. I like, I like, I like excited. Wet, oh, wetness. Female wetness, when you go spreading, going, you're just slugging up. I like it. I like it before the podcast.

I don't know why we're on the set. We were talking about our scent. And then we got onto talking about vaginas and Gavin asked you, what is your pussy smell? And you said like a pussy. Yeah. Now, our content, that sounds awful. I gave content.

You were saying that your dick smelled like I said I've been told that I smell like coconut and then I said I've never smelled coconut and John But I've also never smelled John's day and then you said My pussy definitely doesn't smell like coconut right and I was like what does it smell then? We were what's that pussy smell like? Oh, we're in, well, you also missed a line where you said, what, seven? Yeah.

I was in like a college biology class and we're doing like an experiment that involved like chlorine or something else. And I was like, oh my god, this smells exactly like my cum. Like, who's gonna be thinking and just say it really that half the class heard it? And everyone was like, this week,

cum smells like, and I was like, deep down inside of like, this smells like dinticled in my it. And everyone was like, that's what you come smells like. And I was like, Deet's on a side of the smells identical to my cow. And I was like, no. You should have been like, my gum, my gum, in my mouth. So you've got chlorine. It smells like, I have a question though. I've never even thought about that. It's like, come smell.

I don't know. How does it smell? Oh, John doesn't smell. I don't know how it smells. I know how it tastes. Do you never smelled it? Look, if it's going in your mouth, you could have to have a whiff of it. She's not like a cum connoisseur.

She's not gonna go like, just slush around. That cum's connoisseur. Oh, an excellent vintage. Wait, I thought, 1989, good year. You got quite the nose. You have to have smelled cum. I should have spit it into a wine glass.

I don't know. It's like maybe like an old oyster Man, I'm not a fresh oyster. Mine smells great. I feel like It's like whenever I smell it I'm not curious so well you wouldn't matter Whatever you think comes real smell is relative and I just want to know what my scent is I mean, I wouldn't know how to describe it except for it's not as bad as poo What come or like pee? I can't see what's fine

What are you doing? Smell them. So what are those senses? What do I smell like? He's smell like coconut nice. Well, it's good. He smells like like a nice shampoo, but like a manly shampoo So how would you describe the smell of it? Come come. Yeah, I have like a chlorine smelling come. Why do you have a chlorine smell of come? I don't know Are you just a very sterile person. I mean, fertile, yes. Super sterile, chlorine. Hey, have you ever been,

segue, segue, you ever been jerking off and then it's a whistle on come? Ah, damn it. And then you're like aiming it and then it, you know. Do you want to describe what you described? Yeah, audience made dirty snapshots. What? Neverhots. What? What?

Never mind. What? Wait, what? Someone's asking if that, while Master Ray, if we've ever come to an eye. Yeah. No, it will face. Face.

Yeah. They're having a, don't think so. No, I might have gotten more with it. Maybe you should try it. No, it's not fun. It's not fun. Come is one of the worst substances in the world. Why I hate it. It's messy It's got a lot of protein in it provides life now It is the giver of life. Nah a lot of protein. No, no, no Why do you think good barbers guns are so big? She's shown them off before the power guys barbers got guns barbers working out

Yes, she is. Ugh. Getting swole. Bernie complimented me today. He's like, what are you even doing? And I was like working out. He says, it shows. And I'm like, thank you.

And then I ate two fried pieces of chicken. Did you make the face you make whenever anybody gives you a compliment? Barber doesn't know how to take a compliment, just like most people. And anytime someone says a comment, you know, like, oh, I like your clothes. Barbara, like, thanks. And then make just the stupidest, like, face possible. Do you hate compliments?

I don't hate them. I just don't know how to properly react to it. This is a talk earlier. You're like, Barbara, you look great in your dress, and she's like, oh, shit, I can't bear it, I'm command. No, that was a normal, but it was well timed. When I said that, I liked your dress,

and you literally just burped right in my head. That was kind of the best best burps I've ever had it was like Barney from the Simpsons. Yo get a girl who could do both Am I right fellow please stop? I'm gonna break my ball of your head That was quite extreme all right, so say someone gave you a compliment right now. Yeah How would you take it? Could you not give me a compliment so I could see it? I want to get a good statement to real nice pussy They like that Yeah, that's more confusing It can't too late the joke. Sorry past sorry. Oh that was from the other conversation. Yeah, that was the joke

No, I just like I don't know how to react without seeming like I'm Like expecting it. I guess I Fired you would say yeah, I know you just say no you just say that you're supposed to say thank you and just that's it If you can't move the back and say thank you like you're like nice dress. I'd be like thank you. Yeah, that's what you do All right, here's what I do give me one Hey Gavin I Look at that so It's so natural. You took the compliment. I like your shoes.

Gavin, you actually do have a very impressive collection of converse. I actually try, because you can customize them. Yeah, I try to make the most obnoxious ones, because I learn you can do patterns on them. Those are pretty good. But they didn't come out great. Like, they're not quite the eye saw that I hoped for. It's because that you match the hideous. Well you matched, you matched color like huge too much. If you'd had more like, well I didn't, I didn't go to graphic school. So I should have consulted you. Right, I didn't go to graphic school either.

Graphic school. Well how do you learn how to do the drawings? Just, you know, practice. Do it. Good eye. Yeah. Well why don't you design me some converse? Actually I would love designing some converse. And then we'll make him available in the store That'd be fun except that there's no way in hell we'd ever get a collaboration with converse I mean that's pretty open to collapse. Okay pairs of shoes you have as a guy Four that I wear or just have collected right have collected. Oh, I've got at least like 15 to 20 pairs in deposit. I'd say I'd say 15 pairs were like of those I were three or four. Yeah, yeah, back.

Because you have a lot of converse. Yeah, I've been them. I think it gammie. Like we did a million dollars, but where I had to run around someone's kitchen with soup. And then was it your one of you couldn't walk anywhere? Yeah, you can't walk in my inner run. Ruined my shoes.

Like always forget. Like when we do slumber guys, I always wear shite clothes, right? Lab coat, crappy shoes. I always forget on MDB that it's probably going to be a messy one as well. You got it. Oh, sorry. You just go in. I'm sorry, you're a commiserate.

We're talking about your show. Sicking my show. So much talk about your show. Plug in your show so much. It's right. It's right. It's something that I just bought. Season three. I'm actually really excited about the this one. Okay, it's good. I was that with you. Oh, yeah, I'm sure myself into

that one. That was like the only way you could hang out with Dan that time. Listen, I fucking love that. Oh, so that's why that's how Blaine hangs out with friends. He just gets him to be on the middle of it. He costs them. He casts his friends. Dan had good. he's a funny guy say hey you want to hang out this weekend and that and people like nah he's like here's the cool sheet I have a car so you're my friend you're all time is three o'clock call sheet at the pool yeah bring your sweat

drugs and hot dogs I want to put John and tell her in season four John together yeah um probably not I would have to I did I have to like make logical pairings. Yeah. No. No. I don't know. Well, I guess there is an episode.

I mean, I've done logical pairings on the spot, but I also love doing random mixed bags. Like the Dora Satchee. Those are some of my favorite episodes. I'm just like, Zach and Miles. Miles never met Zach. Really? The first time they did that thing? They never met. They had thing They never like never like conversed or like they weren't friends. They barely knew each other I had almost actually like a sure miles that he'd be fine

I think I have a met Zach or I have a spoken to him. Well, he can he does it He's here on the time stage five of very much. He's like like I know he is and I like he's funny as hell I just I never had a conversation with him this weekend Stop being a video for his YouTube channel. I'm getting to the point of knowing Zach well enough that I can Like really give him shit and it's a lot of fun. Oh, it's it's so much fun like we we went on a haunted house thing at RTX and we pulled him out of his wheelchair and I stole his wheelchair So fucking it was so fun Aaron does this thing and I only realized he did it one, because at RTX we were in a cab going somewhere

and we saw Zach rolling down the street like across and he rolls down the window and he goes, Wheelchair! Oh no! I'm just like, shut up! What are you doing in the cab drivers? It's funny because it's a good joke between friends but to the public, it's so bad.

Yeah. Well, we did, I went on a little adventure with Zach and Chris once where we were trying to break into a spa at a hotel, and we basically just let Zach lead the group of us because no one is ever gonna stop the guy in a wheelchair from just going to the hotel. So you're like using his gifts for crime basically. If we just like, he our he was our cover.

He's just like, you know, no one's gonna like stop him. Like, excuse me, sir, what are you doing, Skate? Oh yeah, he's going where he needs to go. Yeah, well, I know those guys used to get into, there's a bar in Austin called the elephant room. It's like a jazz club, but it's like underground. They used to be able to go there when they were like 18, 19 because they would just get the service elevator

that goes down with that. And they just sneak into the back that way and nobody would check IDs over there I learned recently that the elephant room had a like a sinkhole underneath it. Are you serious? Yeah, I used to go there all the time and then I was like, oh, there's a fucking Structural damage and could cave at any moment elephant room great place for a first date. Oh, man. Why are you? Everybody keeps saying that I'm taking a date to open this. Good music. It's not too dark. Here's my problem with taking.

Everyone was good in that light. I just don't like music. Yeah, here's a problem I have with taking dates out to places like that. And I've gone to dates around that area of Austin. It's too loud everywhere. And I don't have a voice that travels very well in loud rooms. And I don't have very good hearings. Do you?

When you're a crebie. You have a very loud voice. I do. I'm very loud. I'm told have very good hearing. Do you want your crebby? Do you have very loud voice? I do. I actually have, I'm very loud. I'm told that all the time. But for some reason in a room with like music and stuff, it doesn't travel. For some reason like the frequency. Sure voice is the same frequency as that. Yeah, imagine like the musical notes coming out of the jazz instruments and just bashing your music. Yeah, it's just like that like nullifying effect.

And so like at RTX, I blew my voice out the first night at the VIP party. Like just trying to talk to all these people and and and that and those parties like the VIP party and the industry party at RTX both had really loud music. And so I just, first party had no air conditioning. No, there was like vents specific vents around the party that that were. Yeah. It ended up in a just like a huddle somewhere near the speak is on the dance floor with no AC I found it was where you're like cornered. I wish I found a slightly cool corner that I was able to sit down in and just like People would just come up to me and I didn't have to like walk around and I'm like I'm just gonna stay here all night

See I kept mobile people like you guys like Bernie had like like took up the second floor the church of Bernie Yeah, it was like Bernie and so I was just like, keep and move in. I'd be like, hey, you know what's between you and like, I walk with me, walk with me. And it was way more fun because I got to move and meet more people. I was okay sitting down, resting my feet after day one. That's true. You were harder than I do.

I was also in heels. So it's nice to sit down. So was I, but yeah, I'm not gonna be a pussy about it. So major butt look good. Thanks. Actually, I have worn heels before at a drag party. My ass looked fantastic. My legs were like,

boop! Yeah, that's like, you like to have meaty quads, meaty quads. And I, man, I look good. I like to dress and stuff like that. And then I went on a beer run, like, and full drag. Did you shave your legs? Nah.

30 pages of this. I could probably find some for the length dump. But anyways, Was this before after you lost all the weight? This was, oh this is well after. This is college, I was like, this is like Blaine Prime. But I went on a beer run.

You said pasta now, but I went to, he was like West Campus was walking around and dressed and I had like two 48 packs of beers on my shoulders with heels. Get whistle that. We just can't call it. No, everybody's like, ah!

Oh no! Kill it! I was talking like this the whole time. See, even if it is a good place to take a first date, I wouldn't want them to think I was into jazz. Like, I don't mind the music. It's like, I'm not super into this. Where? I had a theme date night where we went and saw the the the the jazz drummer movie with, I got to fart again. The what's the guy? I want to hear it. No, I'm fart again. The, shh, shh, shh, shh. What's the guy? I wanna hear it.

I wanna hear it, huh? Mylseller? Mylseller, yeah, nope. Hut. Whiplash. Whiplash. I was like, I know of a jazz place and we're just, just got this jazz movie.

Let's go to Elfin Room. So we did, so we watched the jazz movie the most into jazz. Yeah. Too much jazz. To jazz music. That's hard to have sex with. That's what you meant by a theme today. Yeah. How too much to jazz to jazz music. That's hard to have sex. That's what you meant by a theme today. Yeah. Do you like unable to have sex at a rhythm that's not to

the music that you're fuck with music on? You know, you know, I don't understand who does. Yeah. It's not that Barry White. I appreciate music. That's just like I would laugh if that happens. I appreciate music being on, but it often I often don't think of turning it on. I know I've never purposely. That's why I need a what's the Amazon echo? I have one. Oh the Alexa. I need Alexa.

Alexa, play sexy playlist 22. Alexa, play corn. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. Your people who have Alexa's cuz they're freaking out right now. Yeah, because everyone was like Simon says fuck me in the ass You're welcome you're welcome on it's you although she bleeps out her swear so she does I hate me in the beep Alexa. What is love? That's a good one Dude, but that that machine is awesome. Yeah when it works I just don't like it when I'm just having a conversation in the room and then it goes out nowhere That's a good one. What? Do you put that, that machine is awesome. Yeah, when it works.

I just don't like it when I'm just having a conversation in the room and then it goes out nowhere. Sorry, I didn't understand that. It's like, oh yeah, you're talking to someone named Alexa? No, just sometimes it thinks that's what you said. It's like, man, this thing is always listening. I have, this is recording everything.

I have these little things that you connect your lights to and you can say, Alexa, bed your mind, and it'll turn your bed your mind. So, why if I lights, right? Yeah, and it's great when it works, like when you're laying in bed and you can say like Alexa, bedroom on and it'll turn your bedroom on. So, wife, I lights right? Yeah, and it's great when it works like when you're laying in bed and you just say, hey Alexa, bedroom off and you know all that, you don't have to get up or anything. When it sucks, it fucking sucks.

And I end up like getting into Alexa's face and like, listen to fucking some of bitch. I get mad. Listen to what I'm saying. That is a fun, that is like a new, a new interesting aspect of like AI technology like that is getting mad at the AI. It's like when Siri gets things wrong.

I'm waiting for them to develop an AI that reacts to tone. Because sometimes we'd be like, Siri, play John Carpenter. And then it'll just be like, you know. Why? I was like, I was like, I was like, oh, Zach was here. Zach was here for on the spot. And we had like downtime before the we went live and he had his phone out and he was dictating a text.

And every time anybody ever dictates a text, it's one of the funniest things to list to because everyone talks the same way with this weird like he didn't yell the punctuation. I love it. It's like how are you doing? Question mark. Question mark.

It's always a hush. Yeah. I'll be there hushes. Yeah. I'll be there in a minute. Yeah. Am I the only one that fucks people up when they're doing the thing? Oh, we had that one time in the car where we were driving to that haunted house for an RTE life or an RTE recap and Adam Lson in the car and you were trying to get directions. And the first time you asked for directions, it mistook you asked for directions

as a command to call your ex-girlfriend. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. And so then that became a game that every time you tried to make a do we would yell out, like I don't know where it is, like, call Jennifer! And Siri would actually call Jennifer enough to keep hitting, like, no, no, no, no.

Blaining like that game very long. There's so much home automation now that you can do thermostats and you find. You did. No. Keep going. You were talking. Was that your butt just now?

No. Wait, that's the explosion. No, before that. Yeah, I was my butt. Listen, you guys feed us to Polly before these things are going to happen. But you're like- I'm breaking every share. Always single seeking the ladies.

Do you really want to be fine on the internet? Well, they're not gonna fucking watch. It's not an unattractive quality. It's not unattractive. No. I could just eek and out of guff. I think I could make up for it another. You said you have never fart around Aaron.

Because he hasn't farted in front of me. I can't be the one to break the seal. Aaron? He needs to break the seal. Aaron, be the woman. Aaron, be the woman. I'm sure he does. No, he doesn't because I've never heard him fart too. And I'm like, dude, that's so valid.

I've heard him his fart. I haven't. Well, I spend the night in his house, but I think he's worried about becoming unattractive to me because of it. I've heard him his fart. No, you've never think that would be why you'd be unattractive because of his personality. It's true.

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They're like these ones. Yeah, they got little patterns and little shapey stuff all over them. I like some. Oh, so I discovered something. I don't know if this is one of those things where it's like you stand to pee or you stand to wipe or you sit to wipe. You guys were talking about how your key cards attached

to your belt loop would go on the floor of the bathroom when you went to poop. If you're in two styles next to you, you can see someone else's. Well, I say because we've got ID cards for all employees. Yeah. That if you're doing a number two and someone sits down in the cubicle next to you, typically, they're right side that I'd be bad like land on the ground and come under the size

It's like an identify the poop pooing next to Jeremy But then I thought you don't put your pants all the way to the ground when you take them off to go Yeah, I don't that's because you're a girl and you know have like balls and penis to like bounce because we've got to like spread our legs So you're cool to do this. You actually have to spread your legs that much when you go poo. A little bit. Well you can't,

I just put my dad to like the knee. Yeah, I've never peed like pressing my knees together. Cause you guys tuck it down. Yeah. So you can, you can kind of, well we're also not sitting like this. Right. And even when you're sitting like this,

it's like this is pooping. No, this is poop form. Hey, you ever use the, you form. Hey, you ever use the, you ever use the, yeah, it's really cool. Squatty potty? You ever use a squatty potty? No, because I'm not an idiot.

They're bullshit. What is that? It's like, it's this little piece of furniture that goes around the toilet. Oh, like the leg stands. It's a little step. You're pooping like this, because they say that opens up your colon

the way it's supposed to be. Bullshit. And then we have one in the bungalow. That is not an actual squatty putty though. But it reenacts the thing. But it's not the same height. It's not the same height and it's not the same make of the actual squatty putty.

I can't let them make. It's just a stomp of bread. It has to be the right thing. I can take a bite of these. I can't take a bite of these. It's like a shit. It blocks and pile them around a toilet and that'd be a squatty putty.

That thing doesn't work though. I've tried it. Yeah, it does not open up your colon. I actually believe that commercial that they did, which is a brilliant commercial, that's the exact same highest one that I ever had. Yeah, and I feel like you actually need the toilet to be shaped differently.

Yeah, but the one we have, the one you have is angled though, where the feet are. I don't know if that matters. What? The feet are angled on ours. One time I was constipated and I was like, hopefully this will help,

like in the squatty potty commercial, I like lifted my legs while singing shit. I was like, you're just fart again. Huh? I'm worried that if I had it, no, I'm worried that if I like because you people used to poo in holes Yeah, I properly squatted yeah, but I'm worried that my anus will come out too far. Oh like a prolapse. Yeah From what that's when you're being in that position Like when your legs are high too high, you're, I mean, you're not launching a missile, dude. Just take your time with it. Don't,

I just like the regular sort of evolution of poo position. We've kind of, torpedo one, fire! You know, like the evolution of man thing? Yeah. I want to see that evolution of the poo position. Yeah, just like, slowly get to the last one.

And the film comes out in the last one. So I want to predict some iPhone technology, right? There's a lot of home automation, temperature, lights and that, alarms. There needs to be a button on the phone that just says, good night, good sleep. Turns off all the lights, makes it cold, sets the alarm, right? And then in the morning, you just pick up your phone,

it's like, oh, you're awake now. Undo all that stuff. Because a lot of stuff you have to do before you go to sleep. Well, the Alexa actually could do that kind of stuff. If you have a nest, if you have wifi lights, you could say bed time, and you could program that to turn everything off into a changing thermo. So you've run the jets in life, so.

I just want it on my phone. Yeah, my phone is the hub. Like, I feel like if I just dock it late a night, it should be like, yeah, he's gonna... Do you? Or what's that thing called from a... That, uh... I think that controls like the whole ship

in that space movie. Computer? Yeah. No, not the computer. It's like, I'm sorry I can't do that, too. Oh, hell! How? That's the one.

Okay. 2001. Yeah. Space Odyssey. Yeah, excuse me. I mean just... 2001. Yeah. Space Odyssey. Yeah. It's a good movie. I mean, some of that is a good movie. I mean, that's essentially... The bit with the monkeys isn't a good movie.

Oh, it's great. And the bit after where it's just like this gnarly, weird crap isn't a good movie. No, it's good. Space Bits cool. Wait, wait, wait. I have something... Before we get too far of talking about parties,

I have a question. Mm. I'm wondering if anyone else is affected like this by something that's on TV, and you guys talking about them seeing the squatting body reminding me, it's anybody else deeply like disturbed by those toilet paper commercials with the bears.

Oh yeah. Sharmin? Sharmin, yeah, there's ultra strong, ultra soft. Sharmin, ultra, yeah. This is more like, it's these bears that are shitting in the woods, but then they have toilet paper uh... sherman sherman yet there's ultra strong sherman ultra yeah it's it's these bears that are shitting in the woods but then they have toilet paper and they're reenacting all the things that are bad about toilet paper and they like they shake it around their butt and they have like toilet paper stuck to their feet

i'm highly disturbed every time i see those goddamn commercials what you want to human to be why i don't know but it's for some reason it's like naked bears that are like using toilet paper most but in air bears are naked. Yeah most of that bears are naked I like that that's a circle of how this goes where blame was making fun of me and then you make one of blame I do like how else you know It's moist how else are you gonna come here? They are see that what's the fuck is that come on? It's a bad with little grogans Why is his asshole on his hand?

Look at his hand, why is his asshole there? It's not an asshole. No, look at his hand. That's more like a vagina. Where is the pezz also? On his hand. It's between his back legs. No, they didn't show the picture.

I'm trying to figure out, because that's not his ass. It's not a tail. No, look, it is hand. Well, it'd be, there's, or is that a vagina? The ass, what an ass. The anus would be kind of where where that that toilet paper piece is right

there. The second second the last. Yeah. That's the a his van his hand. Who has why did they wipe that high then? Yeah. It's stupid. I hate these commercials. Why is he looking at a mirror to look at his ad? Yeah.

Listen, you got I mean, can you see you got all the pieces? Can you see your an a yeah, have you ever looked at your a Can you see your an anus? Yeah. Have you ever looked at your anus? I have. I have. I have.

I have. Have you ever looked at yourself as whole in the mirror? That's why I just asked. Yeah, how do I have? I too. Is that a regular thing? I mean, what I'm landscaping, you know. For someone as obsessed with butts and anuses as you are, Gavin, I'm shocked that you haven't looked at yours in the mirror.

It probably hard to go through the forest of hair that I assume is back there. That's it. I mean, I just, I don't need to see that. Just pardon? But you're obsessed with anuses. No! Just everyone has one. But you all, you bring up an anus and then you just want to part. Everyone has an anus.

I want to say, I got guy who didn't have a belly button Ew wait, how's that work? I don't know like how did he get born? He's a clone. Wait does that? No, it's impossible. It's totally impossible unless it was nothing unless like you have an accident where you got grafted or something he was wearing Swimming shorts. You probably had a shorts up too high this gut was here, but Yeah, maybe it was under the shorts Maybe just that below the gut like in this crotch Yeah, it was just like completely smooth. I was like Maybe he used to be overweight and then you got excess skin and now it's just like you just tuxed into the swim Sharks. Are you creeped out by outies?

It depends on how the BMW's how Yeah, so that's it everybody. Thank you so much for joining us from RTPodcast. We appreciate your patronage. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. Ah. Audi's depends on how Audi it is. Like a pretty pronounced Audi.

Like roadhog? Like if you were dating a girl. Okay. Funny hypothetical, but okay, go on. For some reason, haven't been physical yet. And you really liked her. You had a couple couple really good dates and you were totally into her She was beautiful and then you take off her shirt one day and it's just like I want to like giant like a nub. Yeah, I'm gonna have girls have like really flat stomachs

What if it's like like end of a thumb sticks? Yeah, what if it's yeah like like that like Then no because it's then she's got like a micro penis staring at me But you'd be like you'd be like having sex and just be something like right there. Just be bumping you every time you go. We just suck it. No. Just like lick the tip.

It would be like, I would be penetrating her and she would be penetrating me. Into your belly button. Yeah. So we're like, Legos, we're just like, oh, it's just, it's just, it's just, it's just big again. I feel like if your penis was in her, Vajois, you wouldn't be able to align belly button. Hey Gavin spell Vajua V a Jit. It's not true Data girls that have like different sized torsos, you know, so it's like some sort girls that under you have to like get low

It could be over hold on I think you know you could probably work that it would you too like to demonstrate well, it's too. Dude. It's be over. Hold on. I think you could probably work that. Would you too like to demonstrate? Well, we're too do. So of course we'll line up. You could pretend that you have a vagina. You sit on top of a plane. All you gotta do is just tuck it back.

I think there's a way to do it. To what? Connection belly buttons. Yeah, I'll try it next time. Whatever. That'll be. You should just shove tiny magnets in in both of yours and see if they clip together. Oh, okay, that's good. It might not be good.

Oh, okay. That would be good. Do you think anyone's ever died from those small magnets that go up your nose? Well, like that went up their nose. Pardon? Like, if you had a big magnet, he had a little one. Do you think a kid is ever like lunch one in his nose and then like pull it further back? Like just sort it into their brain, probably. Gross. I'm sure there's been multiple magnet-related deaths. Magnets can be super dangerous.

Yeah, I've like cut my fingers really bad like by playing with magnets and they like nicks the skin. Yeah, and there are some like big fat ones that will slam together with enough force to just like annihilate your hand Yeah, you know, I think I would explode off Isn't that a way to generate like heat and energy is like magnets pushing together at high speeds and height?

I don't know is it? Science everybody fuck you electricity creates you know you can coil it for magnets. Yeah, so I thought crush cans and stuff I thought magnets can be some sort of I don't know So SDCC happened. I did did you go? No, I didn't go do you have a good back to California? last time went to California Do you miss it? I do I actually miss it out from like a touristy perspective now I don't miss living there. I hate I like I live there for

27 odd years of my life So I was quite over it. But now I kind of just miss a little bit of like, I miss mountains. There's no mountains here in Austin. There's hills. That's not a mountain. I miss the beach.

I was very close to the beach. There's a lake. It's not the same. I miss like, didn't land and stuff like that. But when I visited the Funhouse guys in December, me and Bruce went and saw... Saw where we were. I had a really, really personal moment,

I think with Bruce, where it was my first time in Los Angeles. He was like really early on, I think before. Even Fun House was like a thing. And I was like, are those over there? Is that the smog or those mountains? And he's like, those are mountains. I was like, oh, okay. But there's a lot of smog. That was your first time in California? It was like, yeah, I's smogger those mountains and he's like those are mountains. I was like, oh, okay, but there's a lot of smoke.

That was your first time in California? It was like, yeah, I was fairly recent when I went, it's a couple years ago I think. Yeah, my first time in California was I went to LA with Bernie and Gavin one time. Pretty well four. Did you know that's around in the distance in the horizon? Yeah, I mean, two. Tell me the difference. I lied about that story.

We drove down the coast there and went to that sea food. P-C-A-C-H. P-C-H had seafood, had giant coronas. It's a nice trip. I went there. You remember that pretty well. I want to go visit San Francisco. I love San Francisco.

I'd love to visit the kind of funny guys out there and then just bung around San Francisco. A lot of homeless people in San Francisco did not know that. It's because their houses are everything's fucking expensive as hell. Yeah. Yeah. Good talk. Where else is expensive?

Let's just talk about that for a while. Austin. London. London? Sydney. I went to San Francisco and keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

Bernie to go see Star Wars guys. He did. Lucasfilm. Did you like that? Did you like us with them? Yeah. Star Wars show. Where was that?

Their Lucasfilm is based out of North San Francisco. Have you played that Vive demo? Fuck yeah. Where was that? Did you like it? Yeah, Star Wars Show. Huh? Where was that? Their Lucasfilm is based out of North San Francisco. Have you played that Vive demo? Fuck yeah, dude. The Star Wars. It was incredible. It's you way cool. Yeah, I talked to you about that whole Lucasfilm visit and you didn't seem very excited

about it. No, well, there was two elements to it. Leading up to it, I wasn't allowing myself to get excited because of course it's Lucasfilm. It's like my mecca, but I really felt like you guys were pranking me again. So I didn't want to get too excited about it. And then when I got there, it was like, he was fucking thrilling. They pranked me twice though. One, I don't know if I'm ever going to release it, but they basically burning

convince me that he wasn't actually there. And I was standing in the lobby with my check-in bag, and I was late for my flight. So I was just standing in the security guard just telling me to leave and I was calling Bernie and he was like, Bernie held me and he was like, I'm an awesome dude. He was like, you got fucking got, and I was like, this is the worst.

And then you flew all the way out there. I didn't do that. And then they came out with a camera crew and was like, oh, good one, guys. I feel like you've already had the maximum amount of prank. Well, one person should be able to take. It's fucking so much further. Now, people keep trying to hate Star Wars.

They were trying to ruin Star Wars, sorry, I had a seizure. The other one was, I was on there, and then they kept on calling me the world's biggest Star Wars fan, as if I always have said that. I always say I'm a big Star Wars fan, I'm interested in the biggest world's biggest Star Wars fan.

You still have one of those correct heat Star Wars fans. Well, it's actually a fine thing. I mean, yeah, every now and then I'll throw in one of those, but I'm not gonna claim that I'm the world's biggest stars, man. You're sort of one of those correct to each Star Wars fans. Well, it's like actually, I think we'll find. I mean, yeah, every now and then I'll throw in one of those, but I'm not gonna like claim that I'm the world's biggest. But anyways, they kept calling me that and I was like, okay, something's about to happen. And then Pablo Hidalgo, who's there, like, Cannon Master, came in and quizzed me.

Yeah, even in the video you could tell that you weren't very excited about that title and like the trivia. Well, they asked me four questions, I got two wrong and I got two right. And they only showed the two wrong in the video. Is there anything you guys think that you're like top experts on? Not top experts but I got a pretty high knowledge of comics. Yeah. What do you think like high-speed cameras or something?

Phantoms. Like I don't know much about other brands of high-speed cameras. Phantoms. Pretty good at Phantoms. You did that video where you explained how shutters work and you actually sounded pretty intelligent. I'm sure a lot of it was scripted. Yeah, well with that, you know about, you end up learning about how photography works here. Yeah. I really like that video. I wish I was like the most work I've put in so video. Oh yeah. That's the biggest to make that one. It's because it wasn't just go out set up the camera set up to stunt do it. Yeah. It was like you had to film a bunch of footage and then you like you got got extra footage of showing how the blurring happens or how the shutter goes downward when you're moving

and so there's shifting in the frame. So you like, when you got B-roll. Also, and then you did voiceover and that's a whole thing. Yeah, that's talk a lot, but also the hardest part of that was the camera shut us so fast that our phantom isn't fast enough to film it. So I had to lower the resolution to about a tiny box like this, but then take a plate of the whole frame,

because I was only filming a sensor in the middle. I helped film that. Did you? Yeah, I was the one who was like, hey, do you know how to use the Canon 1D as a GAT? Like, you're a Camille. And so I set it up and everything. And I was the one pushing the button on the camera

while you pushed the button on the phantom you'd push the button on the Phantom? Yeah, basically you guys pushing buttons in that frame where I show the shutter move down The whole frame is actually only at 2500 FPS except the bit with a shutter is Just a tiny square of 10,000 FPS. I had to take a plate of a much bigger frame and make sure not to bump the camera so I could Yeah, I was like I've never done that before. It was technical. People, if I ever go to a convention and stuff like that and

it's only like the only thing a couple of us out at a time, and fans will come up and they'll be like, oh, you know, ask him up Bernie, ask him out, so we'll be like, oh, Gavin, screw this thing up and I'll like kind of stop. Then it'll be like, Gavin's legitimately one of the smartest people I know. No, he knows a lot. No, he's like, I always defend Gavin because he knows a lot. Don't ruin the illusion. No, he's like I always like I always defend Gavin because I'm like he knows a lot. He's like really savvy.

I like it. I mean Dan starts talking smart. Yeah, like if you're talking about guns or something. I like a one. Dan starts talking smart. Yeah, because that's how I sound. But that's part of the lot about weaponry and explosives. And I know nothing about it.

And nothing about girls. Dan. He strikes out a lot. He does a reputation for being like fries with every this absolute pussy slayer But really he just like he'll do something and then he'll smell like coconut He'll say the lamest thing and the girls would just be like fight Why'd you say that and then they'll just be totally done with him and it'll be like But one of the very 50 will be like okay, See Dan versus Blaine, I have a sniper approach. I identify something, a target,

a focus in, a hone in, everything's good. Dan's behind you with a wailing net. With a shotgun. Dan's like, tch, sada. He's kind of like a sprinkler, like I'll just rain on everything. I think Dan's. Dan's.

I think Dan's actually a nicer person than you. Ooh. Oh yes. I don't know actually a nicer person than you. Ooh. Oh he is. I don't know. Anytime I've ever been involved with Dan or been around him, he's genuinely just amiable guy. Dan loves to strike up a chat just about anything. He legitimately expresses interest in what you're saying.

Yeah, you don't give a fuck about talking to people. Well, Dan doesn't. He's just fainting. Then he's good at faking. He's good at faking. i would rather have real interactions with people okay that's fine you know who's cool is your pa charles i guess awesome charz is top charz i love that your pa is named charz as they're like some sort of refined butler and they're both british so say okay say you just met me

i'm i don't know what what do you think when you met me? Just normal guy. No, I thought you were nice. Yeah. He said, this is crazy. Here's my number. Because you meet someone for the first time. It's like, hey, you know, make a good impression.

Yeah. Dan is doing that still. Like, nobody knows Dan. He keeps it up. I did the same thing though. I'm seeing you. But I would rather, as time progresses, have genuine interactions with people. So instead of being like, oh yeah, I'm really interested if I'm not.

No, I'm not. And if I was telling someone something and they're like, cool, I make me keep talking about it and they actually didn't care, I'd be like, why'd you do that? No, I'm a total piece of shit. And I don't want people to be like me. I just want to be blunt and honest. Yeah.

I mean, that can be perceived as rude, but I would rather not have a fake interaction with someone. I'm agreeing with you, Gavin. I mean, where else to talk into a load of people here, John? Yeah, good interactions with Gavin. I can sense when he's not in the mood for it. And I'll just be like, you actually invited me over to your house, just play video games once.

Yeah, Meg was out. Come on over. I was learning Lee. That was really fun. We had a good time, we just played some hero. Drink. I think I only hit. We drank a little something.

So it was far from Matrix. Yes. I think Phil and you missed the boat a little bit, playing on the older, Boulsen, you're, It's been so sweet in March. Boulsen, you're caught now, Blake. Your cat is mental.

Yeah. I remember that distinctly that you're cat, and I don't own cats, I've never owned a cat. And so anytime I've ever been around cats, like I stayed with Jack for a while and he's got a bunch of cats and cats are the weirdest thing when you've just owned dogs your whole life. Your cat would just have like cocaine moments. He was very young. He would just like you'd have me there and then all of a sudden out of nowhere is like someone

shoved a cattle prod of smeeze anus. He'd feed him cat. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere is like someone shoved a cattle prod of smeeze anus And he know that he just would do crazy lap. Well, he was a young male cat It was like you know less than a year old I think yeah, so I saw like kitty energy. Yeah, he's a little bit mellow now Except for the bite on your hand letting me do don't let him outside. He doesn't he doesn't he's an indolk hat He doesn't know how to handle the outside. Joe's the same way Joe is Joe's never outside anymore. And Joe, he's always be outside. Yeah, he's, you're always be outside,

but Joe's gotten lazy and depressed and so he stays inside all the time. And so when I go and watch the cats a lot when Bernie and Ash are out, and every single time that I go watch them, I know where Joe's gonna be. I can go upstairs, he's gonna be on Bernie's bed. And he'll be there and I'll say hi to Joe

and he'll just like not move and I'll pet him and he'll make some noise and that's about it. And last time I went up there, he wasn't there. And I was like, wow, he's actually not around. And so I couldn't find him, couldn't find him, I was walking around and I went outside and I was up on like, they're balcony outside and I heard a little mu

and I saw him down like hiding on a fence. I was like, oh, it's Joe and I went down there and I started petting him. Joe legitimately was fighting slash playing with me, like swiped at me, and Joe's never done that. He wasn't being mean, but he was getting frisky. Do you think because he's outside, their defenses are up?

I think so, like, about other wilderness. I used to let my cat outside more, and sometimes he'd come back panting. I'd be like, oh man, he must have overheated. But it turns out whenever he goes outside, he just starts breathing really heavily and we'll come back panting. I'd be like, oh man, he must have overheated. But it turns out whenever he goes outside, he just starts breathing really heavily and we'll just stop panting. And then he won't want to be touched or anything.

Is it like a sensory overload or something? I don't know what it is. I just keep him indoors now. I remember being an intern in Joe gun under a truck and I was like, oh wow, this classic cruise chief moment that Chase and Joe the cat under a truck. That was my justory. Took us like an hour to get him out of there, I remember.

Yeah. It was like a big truck too. Wasn't it like some like a movie truck? Yeah, classic Joe. Were you there? This was when we filmed that Pokemon Go Rt Life out by the movie theater next door. Something like fell over and almost hit Bernie and he reacted like this. And he said that that's his like instinctual reaction now to things when they scare him. But he's very proud that he's a fighter, not a fighter. He will punch anything in the style. That's why he's not afraid to prank him. He's going to be hard because you get punched when I inevitably going to try to prank him.

He will. Have you got anything planned? You guys missed him wiping out so hard on his scooter the other day. Or his... I heard he ate shit during the Monday morning meeting. It looks like an idiot. Anybody who's on this hoverboard looks like an idiot. We had lost that thing.

I mean, I took out some shelving last week, but it's fun. It's really fun. Sorry, Barbara, what are you saying? We had a big company lunch on a Friday. We had a visitor here. Yeah. And Bernie rolled in on his scooter and he went back behind where the washing machines are.

You know, there's like that ramp that goes up there. And all of a sudden, we heard like a smash and we turn around and brings upside down off the ramp. And everyone's like, oh, shit, are you okay? He's like, I'm fine, I'm fine. He's such a big guy. But there's nothing worse than hurting yourself in public like that. And then everyone asking, are you okay? You're such a big guy. There's nothing worse than hurting yourself in public like that

and then everyone asking you, are you okay, you're okay and you're like, yeah, stop. Yeah, and you're like flustered because you've just fallen down. In front of like 50, 60 people. My instinct is to laugh when I'm in pain and from people just to be like, it just happens. Yeah.

I don't mean to, but I think it helps pull things off a little bit more gracefully. Well, it reminded me of that video that Richard Teeth put out years ago, Bernie trying that Tony Hawk skateboarding. Skate the right game. That was so funny. Jack's laugh is so great.

Yeah. You can't hold the camera still because he's laughing so much, kissing his pants. Hey, if I were, if you only think to do with the motion that we just filmed, the one at RTX? Yeah, what about it?

I was, I direct, I like, you direct to that. I conceptualized it and I was code-directing with. Oh, yeah, you're bickering with Daniel But Bernie trying to deliver lines whilst walking down the stairs I could not keep a straight face because he would be looking forward at the camera and not really thinking about his footing So he would either get to the bottom of the stairs and think there was another step or he would be just thinking about it too much Or sometimes he would just land hard on one of the steps and his line would be just thinking about it too much. Oh, sometimes he would just land hard on one of the steps and his line would be like,

oh, no, no, he'd be like, this day on imagine, it would make me laugh. There must be like 10 minutes of outtake, so that. Well, one take, he was like, he came up to me and he was like, I'm gonna fall, just more serious. I was really like, okay. So he starts at the top, he's like, welcome to the merch.

And then I like watch you guys, and you guys are like, and he just held perfectly still in the suitcase. Yeah, he's like, welcome to the merch. And then I like watch you guys, and you guys are like, and he just held perfectly still in the suitcase. Yeah, he was mess with us. We can actually see him. That was what was funny about it, is he was coming down the stairs behind us,

and we were just looking forward to the camera, just listening and waiting for him to mess up his lines, or fall down the stairs. How fast was he walking down? Normal speed. Why are you just like, saunter down? That's easy to go down slowly. Yeah, but if you're delivering lines

and you're trying to hit like, talking points and look at the camera, you're not really focusing on your legs coming down still. I do remember you fucking up your line multiple times in Australia when we filmed the Space Invaders immersion. Yeah. Because you had to intro it for like the first time, I think. Yeah.

Being a scientist is a lot harder than being a lab rat. No, bullshit. Hmm. Well, I mean-. You do memorize lines. A lab rat, you just literally show up and do the event. And it's like all natural reactions. A scientist is prep. Memorize this paragraph.

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turnie, little machines, dispense it into cups, it's awesome. Best way to eat it. I have a machines that you don't have to pay for of one of the best things in life. Like it's like that scene out of big where he just throws something at the Coke machine and a Coke comes out. Right. You almost feel like you're shooting a system.

Yeah. Well, it's like, if you ever played like an arcade game without having to put in coins for the arcade game. Yeah, put it in free play mode. It's like drugs. It's like getting free drugs. This. Out of a vending machine We were talking about

We yeah, you just asked Blaine a question before you asked about if you got pushed because he's verified let's talk about your push No, it's not Same amount Same about how does it feel to be verified Blaine? Same amount. Same amount. How does it feel to be verified, Blaine? Am I saying Blaine gets in? I think it happened while you were on set, wasn't it?

From $1? No, maybe not. It's a made up thing. It means nothing. It has no value whatsoever, but I'm legitimately upset that you got it before I did. Hey guys, where is your hand if you're verified? I don't wanna be that guy.

No. Hey, go. This is us bullying, John, but fine. I'm gonna be the white knight. You'll get it someday, bro. Yeah, I mean, Becca just got verified. I think everybody's going through. I think Caleb did too.

Yeah, he did. Come on. Well, he should be because he's like King Frisbee. Yeah. He is. They do verify. Is that how they verify? I heard he was like talking to someone and he was like,

I'm really good at Frisbee. And they're like, I'm sure you're good at it. And he's like no like I'm one of the best And then you like grab to frisbee and threw it a wall and just shattered the frisbee to be fair That's fine was the top score on his team all year Yeah, I mean he is really good. I miss games to get married. He did and he was still tough score Shit, I can't believe he's married. Yeah. Caleb to me is still like 16 years old. He's still pretty busy. He's still pretty busy.

I think he's 27? Yeah, he's older than me. I was for real. I was for good though. Yeah, but no, I still think of him as like a 16, 17 year old kid. Maluch. Because that's when I met him. He was like that age.

Now he's 15 when I met you. How? I know you're 20 years old. How are you when I met, when was like, when I met you? Hey kids, strokes are real proud. Let's try that again. The first of the size. How old was I when we met?

It was 2013, so. Wait, was that the year that I was your guardian? Yes. Oh no, you met me the year before, didn't you? I saw you teaching, no, I didn't meet because I remember I walked in, got my back for registration, I was leaned down, put in the thing in my backpack and I looked over and then you were just standing there

and then we just looked at each other and then I just continued on my day. Did you have a try and date, Barbara? No, I put her in the friends zone really quick. I was like, in your friends zone or you were in her friends zone? I put her in my friends zone, I was like, listen, I have plenty of girlfriends. You didn't want any of this? Yeah, I was like, let's just be flustered. I have plenty of girlfriends. You're just excess. No, it's, I was for a personal assistant or whatever. That's not really a position of dominance. Do you

have to be a position of dominance to hit on a girl. Uh, not necessarily. Well, I got a question. I got an answer. I got a question for you, and you. You ever dated a girl taller than you? Yeah, it's not a girl. No. Dating girls that are older than me. Do shorter than you? Uh, yes. Yeah, no problem. Why? He was technically shorter than me, but I always wore flat shoes and he always wore sneakers. So he, like, made himself a little taller than me. Yeah. John, John, are you asking because you're talking to a girl that's taller than you? No, I was literally curious if you had dated someone taller than you. You were talking about being dominant. I don't know if you can feel dominant if the girl's taller than you.

I didn't like it because for me personally, I dated a guy who was about half an inch shorter than me, but he was also much skinnier than I was. Yeah. So I felt very masculine in the relationship. You didn't like that. It did not like that. You need to evolve. Since then, I have come into my own more and I've become more confident in my height.

What? Did you fart again? No, he was just making fun of you. I'll tell you. Come into my own hands. Oh, thanks, Blaine. I'm talking about some serious issues here. No, I used to be really self-confident about my aunt. You made the game with the beginning? Whoa, that shit was mad.

So since then, it's not that big of a deal. So if you think at this point, if you were to date a smaller man, you would not be, if you were attracted to him, it would not be a problem. It wouldn't be a problem, but I still would want to feel feminine in a way, so I'd want him to be. You find yourself drawn more to masculine men?

Yes. Tall and because he's tall and muscular. It is pretty beef. He's also one of the most like... What if a guy was like skinny and smart and funny and sweet? What if a guy was skinnier, shorter, but he was just funny as heck? You got to have balance.

You got to still be sexually attracted to the person. Okay, you know. Okay, well you got going on, huh? You got to like his peen. You got a tool lady, you don't? I went out with the tolli. It wasn't a problem. It wasn't like giant over me,

but she was like a couple inches taller. Well, if you're pretty tall, so she must be pretty tall. Yeah, and she's probably doing very competent in it. Not excessively. Did you do the Tinder thing? I did the Tinder thing. Tinder thing is fine.

I found that Tinder, this is what I did to do from Tinder. Not everybody goes on Tinder to actually set dates. Cause I actually had a good amount of discussions with people on Tinder and we'd be having like good rapport and it varied from like a short conversation to like maybe a conversation over a couple days and it would lead to like talking about a date

even they might even suggest, let's meet up. And then when it would come down to the final details you know the time or the place, that's when the conversation would end, they'd go, they'd drop off the map and that would be it. You think it gets too real for some people? It's possibility, but the silly thing was that I am not a confident person when it comes to dating, I am not a confident person when it comes to being out with someone in that

kind of format, but I just fucking fake it. I'm like, we're all freaking out, we're all, none of us knows what we're doing, we're all just flying messy or pants, I'm just gonna just jump in and do it. I think that's quite common in guys, is that you may seem confident the first time you're going to date, but you're just totally fake. You're just totally fake.

My mind is just racing the entire time. If I am out on a first date with someone, now I give off the air of someone who can talk and who's got high energy and that kind of thing, but it's all just a front. I'm just acting almost so that I can actually like if there's a low in conversation, that's a scariest thing in the world to me. There's also nothing worse than being on a date with someone who doesn't know how to

keep a conversation going. So you're just constantly like like one would on sick guy. Yeah. Like that. Like where I was just like pulling for any type of response and any type of conversation where I'm just like, oh my God, could I please go home now? That's awesome. It's also I found, I went out with a girl once

and she was a really nice girl and we had an okay time, but I found that it actually is a really big problem if the other party never asked anything about you. And that's not coming from ego, but that's just coming from like being able to have a conversation and sharing. And watch Maria then.

Hey! Yeah, that's not that one. Um, no, this was a bit, no, it was a bit, no, I'm fine. No, this was a girl, this is actually one of my first dates after getting divorced, was it was, it was somebody that didn't have bad conversation. It's just that she not once throughout the entire night asked anything about me back.

Or even if I brought up a topic, she wouldn't be like, and what about you? You know, it was very one-sided. But I'm really good at filling conversation, so I just kept asking stuff and kept bringing up random subjects. Because I'm like, we gotta talk. We can't just sit here and stare each other., me. But I'm really good at filling conversation, so I just kept asking stuff and kept like, bringing a brand of subjects, cause I'm like, we gotta talk,

we can't just sit here and stare each other. I'm finding that I have like really weird things that like qualifications that a girl has to meet in order for her to be like, yeah, like this is dating material. Like what? I don't, nothing wrong with vegans, that's just a lifestyle that I would not be able

to keep up with, and I think it would impact me on like a social level like dating that person who would just be like, that's another element to having to find a restaurant to go to so like vegans is hard. So it's not actually the the vegan brag. It's the physical act of her. I mean, that could be an element of it. No, I was telling you, I went out, give me shifri and a hamburger. I'm trying my best to eat healthy, get myself into shape, lose weight and all that kind of stuff. And so that requires discipline in a certain, you know, diet. And I went out with a girl for a while that she didn't eat

a horrible, but she ate like pretty bad. And so it's very hard. I'm a good normal young person with a real person, not someone who's like trying to lose weight. And it was a problem. And I think I probably put on like a couple of pounds while we dated. You're also dating, which means you're happier,

more comfortable, and like you do things like go out to eat or stay home and order pizza, stuff like that. So you tend to gain weight in relationship with your guys. Another thing was I think drinking too much, that's sometimes I can't keep up with that shit. Yeah. And then if they don't like my Jeep, that's a big thing.

Jesus. I need to get handles in store. You were in real places for a second there, and then you went to the Jeep. I had to get handles stolen. I knew a second there and then you went to the I had to get handles so I was gonna narrow down Something ridiculous because like I went on so many dates where they would be like Oh, it's a fucking tall. I just huh like it's how do I get in this thing? And then I like there was like a date for a literally had to pick a girl up and put it into my Jeep dumb skanks

Are you dating? Wow? First of all, wow just kidding. I'm just insulting them because they hate your cheap and your cheap You feel like you maybe missed out on playing back in the day. Oh my god. What do you have the people who didn't have a jeep yet? So it wouldn't work. I had a Chevy HHR. I was not into that Chevy Oh the way I'd like lumpy PT cruiser looking Yeah, first I drove that once didn't I hmm for like 10 seconds in a video. Yeah, it's good time. I actually went, I was like,

I went in one time when I was in the market of buying a new car because I think a car got totalled. Like Miles recently had, going to shopping for a new car and I think Tina as well. And everyone hates shopping for a car. No one likes shopping for a car. Why is that?

It takes a lot of time. It's stressful. It's a big purchase. It's kind of like, you know, when you're buying a house, was that stressful? Yeah. Did you put a lot of thought into that? Yeah. And did you like worry about making the right decision?

Did you worry if like, you know, you were gonna buy this house and then find out? Or it's more, oh, it has no foundation. So like that. Same, it's not on the same scale, but it's up there with like a big decision, especially if you're gonna get, anything you have a big loan about,

you're like, I'm committing to spending a lot of money on this thing for a long time, and a car has to serve a purpose, just like a house has a serve a purpose. And so if I do the wrong thing or if I don't like it, so there's a lot of pressure, the people who sell cars don't really make it that and enjoy a boven experience.

It's a long ordeal, you have to, you usually often drive around a whole bunch of lots. It's it's not like just going and buying a shirt. I wish you could get one online. You could. But again, that's still like. There's some services. It's still stressful. I think I'd be really stressed out to buy a car I've never seen. Hey! Well, that was your car, but in blue. Yeah. I mean, I mean, fucking goober trim run-off. Yeah, you were. I wanted to hide it's bad now I got a 95 Jeep Wrangler. Wait was yours bluer purple it was a dark blue right like a navy Yeah, you'll you'll new car is older and shit to you. No, it's not shit ears. Wait fucking cool, but four-wheel drive way cooler

It's way cooler you you've drove driven it and you're like oh man You must kill out of pussy this. And then I like change gears. You're like, oh, whoa, it's a stick. That's kind of like, I'm saying. It's less safe and older. Yes. So technically, chit-ya-car, but way cooler and way better for you.

Yeah. Yeah, I like your car. I totally like, I remember I was telling COVID, I was like, yeah, I got a different vehicle. I was like, well, what would you get? And I was like 95-cheap Wrangler. And you was like, didn't you have like a 2000, something and I was like, yeah. And he was like, yeah, I got a different vehicle. I was like, what would you get? And I was like, 95 cheap Wrangler. And you were like, didn't you have like a 2000, like something?

And I was like, yeah. And he was like, what? Yeah, it was awesome. That's what's cool about it. Usually when you get into a car, it's like, all right, now I'm in a car. With yours, it's like, I'm in the box on wheels. Going on a safari.

Well, actually, more so, we use it to drive to comic book stores. Try getting an errands car. It's like getting into a lunch box. Your boyfriend's car is a super-s that he does what does that mean well he has that car because compensation his penis must be small don't usually get a big car if you have a small penis well no there's two ways to compensate for penis a giant truck or a tiny little bit yeah all I can be basically driving a

tiny penis midlife crisis man's car yeah oh well that's not actually do you think my chief my chief not my cheap a tiny penis car no okay but he also has a midlife crisis man's car. Yeah. Oh, well, that's not accurate. Do you think my cheap, I'm sure it's not. My cheap, tiny penis car? No. Okay. But he also has a motorcycle. So does that.

That's cool. That's how it is now in normal size. It's from Beck. I actually rode on it with him the other day. For the first time. He was saying that. Sorry, mom and dad. He had like his helmet.

It was, I wore the helmet. We only drove down like some like side streets to go get breakfast one time. Did you go wheelie? No. But I was just holding on for dear life. Was it cool? We were more attracted to him afterwards.

Is it your boner? Yeah. It was pretty cool. And he is extremely safe on that thing. Every stop sign, he'll stop, look every single direction, and then like. Were you slugging on it? Oh yeah, I was slug and mad hard.

I'm doing a skirt so just like goop. I drive like a way safer when Aaron is in the car because he's such a careful driver that he's also like a careful passenger. Like if you're taking a turn that he's not sure about, he'll go and I'm gonna be like dude, you know. He's like driving with his dad.

Aaron makes old man noises a lot. He does. That's his reaction sound is old man noises. Like go up, you know, well don't do this, but if you've ever gone up and punched an old man, that's the sound that Aaron makes whenever like anything stardals him. Aaron and I have this old guy in our apartment

and he has like a back problem, so he's always like hunched over like this. He's at like a 90 degree angle. Yeah. And he always asks for the time and it scares like it. We're pretty sure Aaron and I are sure that he's like a ghost haunting our apartment complex because he fucking pops out of nowhere and you're like, you have the time to suck. It's like really fucking. So that tell you what happened. That guy.

He said he got caught the other day. I did. I got caught by him, but in a really awkward way is way is what so this guy this old guy loves swimming in the pool That's right. You guys say he'd like practically lives at the ground if he was let over for I mean he may be the back He stays in the shallow end That's good. He might be therapeutic for his back And he just like kind of just someone But I saw him coming.

So when you go to Aaron's apartment, and when you're going in the front door, you could also see the door that's connected to the pool. So you could see people coming out of the pool when you're going in the front door. And so I saw him coming out of the pool. So I kind of waited to open the door for a bit because I wanted him to pass by.

I didn't want to have to talk to him. And so I saw him pass by and I thought he left. And so I opened the door and I went into the elevator and he's like, hold the door and I'm like, fuck! And he gets in, he's wearing a bathing suit but it's hiked up into his ball sack. So I could basically see his entire upper thigh and maybe a hint of a penis popping out there.

And he has no shirt on or no shoes. He's just a guy. Oh, he's just fucking furry. He's probably 85. Yeah, he no shirt on or no shoes. He's just a guy. Oh, this is fucking furry. He's probably 85. Yeah, he's in his age. Wow. He's really old. So skin like dripping off the bone.

Dripping like saggy old skin dripping. And he's just like dripping all over the elevator floor. And this is the kind of guy who wants to make conversation with you, no matter what you're doing. And it's like, it's not a very long elevator ride. So I like press the button. He presses his button. And he he goes I'm going up and then about five seconds letting he goes almost there.

There's like is this thing still going? I hate for small talk in like that kind of situation. It's part of like why I hate going to get my hair cut, whenever I go get a trim, is when people talk to me while we're doing it. I hate when like dental people like hygienists talk to you or a diver's. Yeah.

It's like just don't talk to me. I'd rather you just act like I don't have the ability to speak. It is hard to speak. That's one of the things I miss about England, actually, is Americanness is very friendly. So if you go and buy something, especially southern, and we're southern in Texas.

If you go to the supermarket, they're like, how you, how's your day, is that? That's just dumb. I don't know, and it's like, I wanna say, I know you don't care about my day. It's not talk about my day. It's really hard. I don't, I'm always like, it's great.

But in England, they'd be like, it's gonna scan, it's much money. Thanks for coming. Yeah, off with you. It's really hard being a woman when you go to get your hair done in a salon because sometimes, like, if you're getting your hair dyed or something like that, it's like a two, two and a half hour process.

You have to make small talk for that amount of time and it's exhausting. Like, sometimes I just like, I pull up my phone pretending I'm like answering an email or something, so I don't have to talk. I just can't I pull up my phone pretending I'm like answering an email or something so I don't just talk. I just can't deal with it for that amount. I feel like I'm pretty decent at small talk. I'm very friendly.

A lot of people don't think I'm friendly. I'm very friendly. You can tell by that face. I'm very friendly. I'm very friendly. You're pretty weird, dude. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Like the more... You're very friendly. The more time I spend familiar with you the more I'm like I like playing but also you're not the image of it normal see though either no I'm not saying I okay what's that I'm you know it takes one to know when I found out your taste music I was like I used to stop blaring 80s music off my phone in the middle of like well when you were setting up the camera somewhere. Yeah. I'd like blast and never ending story or something. And you'd be like, dude, dude.

Yeah. There was like, this was like RTX like forever ago. I really like Rainbow Six Siege. That's like my game. Like, I'm, there's one game and really fucking. Very fun game. It's still not played at all. Also, Jeff totally walked in front of me in the latest last play.

Oh, I believe you. Well, still like, I, I, I think there was a let's play achievement hunter versus fun house in the Rainbow Six Siege. You guys were playing it in my favorite character's sledge. And you picked sledge. And I was like, ah, I got to. And then you're like, well, got my sledgehammer. And I was like, oh, Peter Gabriel sledgehammer.

And I was like, there's a good fucking song. There's a love Gavin. He's so cool. Yeah. So did you guys watch the latest episode of day five? Yeah. I got cut up this weekend. I have not It's great. Have you seen any of the series yet? I've seen one and two. Okay, that shit was intense episode four Oh, and then episode five also like I'm gonna when it's old that I'm just watch

Oh, yeah, what? Yeah, I've been getting a lot of people that are seeing like I'm gonna wait until they're all out to binge Which is like I totally get that that's's what I'm a definite bingia. Yeah, it would be a really good show to put on Netflix. Stranger Things. Stranger Things. Three episodes in. I haven't seen it yet.

Everyone's going on about it. Get on that. Isn't it? I watched the first episode yesterday. Yeah. And then I went home and I watched the other seven. Did you do that with the jinx to you? Yeah.

I'm very much a person who cannot stop watching something that I'm into like that. I was like, just fired again. Just want to point that out. You're gassy tonight. Listen, you fed me Chipotle. We all ate Chipotle. We're not following up the count. Did you like, I have a question. Did you like ET? I don't remember that movie. Did you like super eight? Never saw that movie. Listen, it's got real good music. It's got our kind of music. Really? It's an A-M's movie.

I'm not in. Great music, great score, great character, great storyline. A lot of S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S- Carpenter a little bit. Little John Carpenter. We like that. You ever seen the movie It Follows? Oh yeah. I just saw that for the first time in a day. So that was the Covex, who's good. I could not have been more tense. I enjoyed it. But it is a perfect movie. I like concept.

You ever seen it Follows? Concept of the movie is a demon-like apparition that when you are marked, when you are the mark of this thing, it is in a constant state of, at a slow pace, but it's in a constant of walking towards you. It's the snail walk. So it's not a snail. It is the snail.

And if it catches up to you, it will kill you, in very gruesome ways. And then did this come out after the snail conversation? Yes. No, it came up before, I think. I'm sure it was in content before he liked your film. I'm pretty sure they didn't listen to this talk. I'm sure the film is a lot of it. I know it sounds familiar someone should like compare those times But it and so the only way you can get rid of is if you have sex with someone and then they have it now So it's like the worst STD. It's a it's a it's a demon. It's an STD demon and so

STDD and then once it kills you it goes to the person that was before you and then it starts walking towards them And so the movie like establishes this and immediately now for the rest of the movie you're in a conscious state of worry that you're going to see something turn around a corner and they're going to be walking for you. What is it? It's always in the shape of a person but it changes shape constantly. It can sometimes be a stranger. Does it kill you?

Yeah, if it gets to you, it kills you. Well, I think it's somebody you know. It can sometimes be someone you know like one time it was like the mom of one of the characters as a friend. So I got it. Living a whole ebbling. Yeah, and so that's the, that's the, like obviously, but like the, also the concept films

that the people have it are like young kids or teenagers and they really have like expendable income to go just do like solutions like that. So it's like that sex people. Basically, and so it's a very tense movie, but it was, but it was, can I pause it around, like we'll just shag each other and like, they kind of do in the movie a little bit.

There was a girl that like she just found some strangers in fucked one of them. Yeah. None of them. And so, but it's horrifying the whole time. That sounds cool. Kind of like afraid of sex. Sure of it.

Maybe a little afraid of sex. No, but I did watch the movie and then go walk around in the dark in my neighborhood to go find Pokemon. Did you just spot someone and then you just walk straight towards it? It was a little tense when you see somebody just because you think about it because they shot it very much like a Kubrick or even like old school M night Shyamalan style, whereas very intentional framing and very intentional shots. It's really long takes.

That would make you very long takes. That would make you be worried about something being coming into the frame or a person's walking. Like, is that it? Is that it? There's like, they'd have like extras, just like hundreds of yards back and then you can just see them walking.

And you're like, that's cool. I made the mistake of watching Stranger Things last night before I went to bed. Like, most of the episodes I watched it was dark outside. I was scared. I was scared. It's a very scary show. People have said that and usually I'm a...

What's when it comes to scary stuff? It hasn't been scary to me. I think I'm gonna watch, well if I don't play Rainbow Six, you should be watching the third episode. The third episode is done. Cause I heard this good. When you come out and watch the Matrix,

let's play some Rainbow Six. Hey, I went in on this Matrix party. I've been wanting to watch the Matrix again. Yeah, let's do it. Gavin, what are we gonna hang it? No girls allowed Only paintings takes before checks This is where we touch

We should we should like get like a big group of rooster teeth people to go do something stupid like like a big Like a Vegas trip or paint or paintball or like a boat. Vegas paintball. You know, sometimes I think it's not a local. It's like, like, fly too much. Comraderies. I like when we were camping that one time. Oh, that's good.

Yeah, that was a good time just going out. So what was the name of that lake? I don't know. It was my invite. We can be invited. I remember specifically sending you a text. What did I say? You didn't respond.

That sounds right. Not in text here, but that sounds like you doesn't it? Yeah, I still drove in that piece of shoday, I sure, sure, sure. You selected it. I slept in my old caliber. Wait, you went camping in Slet's and Yaron Coss? Well, we were both invited in the last minute.

And so we, and I didn't have a 10 to have a 10. But we both had hatchback cars. I was always the kid. That was a great had hatchback cars. I was always the kid. That was a great night for Blaine. I was always the kid who had the crappest 10. Like I've never been a guy with a good 10. Like my friends would show up and they'd have like 10s with rooms.

You sound like a two bedroom 10. I might be like a hot that you couldn't stand up in. Just a dome. Yeah, just like a dome that got wet. Came up to your knee. Yeah. I want a good 10. You could buy you.

You should never use a damn 10. As an adult, they're a good tent. You should never use a damn tent as an adult You think they're not that expensive. You come camping with us next time. How much is this get a tent? Tint or bad, you know 200 When did you know were you a kid that went camping as a kid? We never in camping. My parents refused to do anything outdoors It will get too cold in Canada. I mean, I didn't do it my parents. I do it in cubs and stuff Cubs, yeahouts? Yeah. Look at you. I got my traffic safety badge.

Is that a line you use in the ladies? It is now. Are you still the end of this? Were you a cubs, got or anything? Yeah, got up to, what was it, wee-blows? What the fuck is a wee-blow? It goes tiger, scout, bear scout, wee-blows, and eagle.

I don't know any of that. I know. Pretty sure they just made that up for you. Cubs and scouts. I was pretty good. I got like second place in the Pinewood Derby. It was actually like a very like coming of age movie moment. The Pinewood Derby. It's the, the, where you make the little wooden cars and then they zoom down the race track. The guy that I ended up being neck and neck with that ended up taking first place was a kid that and my young Stupid age I was kind of bullying and didn't really realize it you're bullying We had a bit of a way to shoe and I and I would poke fun at him because he's like one of my best friends and I didn't even realize it Well, no he ended up losing a shoe and I got fat

So it was like I totally worked out karma. Yeah, I'm completely fine But he won and I was like very grateful for it because by then I'd realize what a Prick I was me knew him. I wish bullying didn't have such a bad effect on People's lives like I was bullied a little as a kid Oh, it's like I still remember all of the stuff that bothered me now. Yeah, like 28 like I still think of it And I'm like oh well I could get annoyed at the person who did it. What are people bully you about? I'm like, oh, well, I can get annoyed at the person who did it. What are people bully you about? I was really quiet. I was like, what?

I, you should not let that affect you though, because if you look at your place at where you are, and I'm sure if you look at the bully, that kid that was bullying you, like where they are right now in their life, like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure it's, I mean, it's fine now. It's just like, you really shouldn't bully people,

because they're just sticks with people for life. Well, you shouldn't bully people because you should be a fucking good person. Well, but people aren't. Like kids don't know that yet. Like some kids are like, well, my friends bully in this kid, so I'll do it as well. It's like make sense. You know, I was like, I should eat like second, third grade. I didn't really understand what I was doing. Yeah, really mean until like there's either there's like a hard moment where I was like, oh my god, and then I was like, I'd never bully me. I feel there's more education now. I'm bullying and the negative effects of it. It's yeah, it's way I think I hope that this

International is still horrible. Oh, I guess with internet. There's like no There's nothing to stop you. Yeah kids are still horrible and now it's more anonymous. Yeah Which sometimes is more damaging. I do like remembering the people that bully me when I was fat Which sometimes is more damaging. I do like remembering the people that bully me when I was fat. I'm not. Oh, could not be more flaccid right now. There's no revenge to any of that either there. If I went up to the people now who bully me and I'd be like,

you bullied me. People are like, oh sorry, I was a kid. No, there is. If I see those people and I have, he punches them. No, I kill them with kindness. You're like, oh my God, it's so good to see you. How's it been?

And I'll just be like, super nice. Don't talk about me. How are you doing? Let me tell you about your job at Walmart. You know, like, you're super nice. They're a girls. I mean, I went to a supermarket. They're a girls who are really mean to me, especially in like middle school and high school.

Because I was just like really nerdy and stuff. And they were like all popular and pretty. And I was like five foot nine and like 110 pounds or something like that and now I think someone just laughed from behind the curtain when Barbara has described herself and now I see I see them on like Facebook and shit and they're just like I'm a barista or I'm a waitress or something nothing wrong with those things nothing wrong with that But also like I feel almost like well, we live very like like what the fuck are you doing Blaine? Was that supposed to be me as a kid now?

I have to say that we live very like those of us here very fortunate. We are extremely for it And I feel very lucky for where I am in life and what I'm doing. And then it's almost kind of like, you made fun of me and like, this is what you're doing. There really is nothing wrong with being a waitress or a super marketer. Nothing at all. But honestly, my job at the supermarket was so fun.

I had so much fun in that. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. Adry. It is a board up. So that's it. I see that I'm looking at the time where I got it. I worked in the dairy, my sister, when she was like five years old,

and we got a job in the produce section, and we just hang out, and it was a really cool boning time for me. I mean, I would say that my job at the supermarket was one of the most useful things I've ever done. Same. And it taught me not to be lazy at work ethic. And yeah, when you learn that work ethic of like, you teach yourself how to be keen to work.

It's like, yeah, you wake up, you work harder than you get money. Go home and it's like, you can get pay rises based on performance. All that stuff is so important. There are some people who come straight out of school into a job like this and they are not as good. How old are you when you are?

We've worked at a supermarket. 16. Same. That's the legal age of working. I think it was fifteen for me, but I think it's not a family business. It's sixteen is the youngest. Speaking of really important stuff. Yup.

You know what's really important? You suck at segues, what? I think you're great. No, I should. I want to see you bring something about that. Read the ad, John. No, I'm waiting for your apology. Give me an apology, Blaine.

What's the ad, Reid? Give me an apology, Blaine. I want to, because I wanted to read the ad, but I don't want to, I have pride. I'll be the bigger man, I'm sorry, John. Thank you, Blaine. You're a close friend, I appreciate you. I appreciate our friendship.

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Barbara. Ganga. Punch her, Gavin. Punch her. He gave him a lot to you? Punch him down. You got to be head-by. No, no, you made a mess.

Talking about being lucky, I loved recently bow burn him. He came out with this special, make happy. And he went on Conan, and he had this great speech about how lucky he was, and that, and how like, majority of the reason why people like him are in the position there, it's not because they followed their dreams

and didn't give up, it's that just got really lucky. And he flat out was telling people, he was like, don't, don't follow your dreams. You know, don't settle, settle. And like he had a message all about that. And I think it's true, it's harsh,

but there is a truth to it that there's like an entire movement of like, follow your dreams, do it no matter what. But sometimes people like their dreams are not like what they should be doing. They think that they're supposed to be this person, they think that this is their goal or their destiny. But really like they're just avoiding what maybe they're real destiny or their real goal should be yeah Joe Rogan also talks about that a lot. Do you jobs guy?

There'll be people that will like ask those guys for like, you know advice on what do I do? Well, there's a lot of people who email us asking like what should I study to get a job at Rupert? They're what should I major in to get a job with you guys? Yeah, like don't do something in hopes of getting a job or position at some certain company, do something because you're interested in it and because like maybe you're good at something or you like could foresee yourself doing that when you're older.

Did you do that, Kevin? Or did you just wanna get a job at Ristartee Th? You didn't go to school. Why didn't get a degree? I know, but like I just started making stuff. Right, that's always my advice to be with. It makes stuff. If you want to be making stuff, like being a YouTube or something,

just make stuff, put it online, and don't necessarily hope they'll get big, but just learn how to do it, and then eventually you can make something good. Get good. Get good. Yeah. Like, uh, everything I know is just from practice. Same experience. I didn't, you just said you didn't go to graphics school.

No, just got a general visual arts degree that barely had anything to do with graphic design or photography. In fact, they, at the very end of my degree, hired some stupid lady to teach some graphics class, and I knew, at that point, more about the program's graphic design than she did. So I learned nothing from her and now it's the majority of like what I use in my day to day job is just self-taught just like well I mean I think it is for a lot of people because that's the stuff you're most interested in like if you physically seek out information and teach to yourself that means you should probably be doing it because you like

Adam Baird never went to school for IT. He is smart as well. And he is like he's self-taught with all that stuff that he knows. He's always too, he didn't finish. If you look into Adam Baird's eyes close enough, you can see code from the matrix running behind his pupils. And all the wires. We are just going to gather around and watch Adam Baird's eyes when we do it. I recommend it.

I mean I can't see them very well because he's so much taller than me. He just does a jeep. He does. He does. Do you guys give each other see them very well because he's so much taller than me. He dressed up as a Jeep. He does. He does. Do you guys give each other the Jeep way when we have each other? Yeah, me, him and Steven Fey, who works in our department.

What is the Jeep way? If you hold him to this steering wheel and you do you like the two fingers? Yeah, it goes one of two ways, by the way. So you can see a Jeep owner coming towards you. He's like, oh, it's a Jeep owner, and then you'll do this. And then the way back, and it's like,

oh, it's, you know, we connected. That we're like fellow Jeep owners, we're like a community. Or they could join to you and you go, and then they don't wave, and you're like, fuck you! Fuck! And then you get like really mad.

Is it because they just know about it? Or because they don't think you'll deserve it of their response? I don't know, I have an older Jeep, so maybe they're like, you know, oh, it's a small Jeep, you know. You've aged out of that. Yeah, we're onto this, and that like, you know, oh, it's a small Jeep, you know. You've aged out of that. Yeah, we're onto this, and that's cool.

Or, it's actually like most recent owners, they don't really know about that community, so they don't give a shit, and I'll be like, but you're a recent owner. How did you learn about it? I've always been an appreciator though. I've all, like, Jeep has been my dream vehicle for life, why did you use it?

I was always told that Jeep's more feminine. Yeah. What, really? But I like it. I would have, I must be in English, because it's definitely not American thing, though. I was always told the jeeps were more feminine. Yeah. What? Really? But I like them. I must be an English thing because it's definitely not American thing. I think the newer ones make it so much more roadish. Much more rounded.

So speaking of graphic design, you made those banners that we had at RTX all over the city, right? I did. They made some RTX advertising banners. A lot of people were asking how they could get one of those. Wait, I have a quick funny story about those. Sometimes when I'm making graphic design stuff for the company, they tell me, make this,

and they don't tell me verbiage or text. Like recently, we had a Coke flavor, like the featured, the RTX mix. And they told me like, we need an ad, like a web ad for this. And I'm like, hey, cool, what's the, like, the like details about the coke thing yet like we don't have any details yet We just know we're making a flavor for coke and so in those instances often I will just write the dumbest shit Possible and sometimes I write stuff that I'm like I know they'll make me change this because there's no way we can print

This it is like offensive or a bad joke more from the not that stuff goes to press. Is it like the thing you put in the app? What did I put in the app? You put a Gavin free quote at the bottom that we kept in. Oh yeah, what was it? I don't know, something stupid you said. But so those banners that you made and we had up, I think we had 135 all around Austin

for the entire week of our catch. A lot of us here. So a lot of people are are asking how to get those. If you are a double gold first member or if you sign up before the end of July, we're actually going to be giving away 25 of them to random people who are a double gold member. So if you sign up, you could win one. They're pretty big.

I won't win. And they told us that we could not get those. Well, because we're giving them to the people who support us. But at least a few of them, I can't remember. You deserve which ones. But at least a few of them were, I't remember. You deserve which ones, but at least a few of them were, I wrote stuff, I was like, this is the dumbest joke possible. They're gonna change this. And then I sent it off to like Bethany and Gus,

they're like, perfect, send a press. Love it, they probably didn't read it. Which one is, whose game, how was I still? Huh? Just doing like the stereotypical gay voice. I just said a voice. I have the, you know, gay people don't just talk like that. Gay people talk normal as well.

No, I know, but I just, I've known straight people who talk like that. Why you got to pigeonhole people into a voice. Wait, what are we talking about? Why is that? Well, that's you assuming. Why is my tumbler since tingling? That's what I'm on here.

So you wrote, this is the quote that's on the RTX app. It says, anything that you could fit entirely in your mouth would make a great pet. Did I say that? Huh. That was on the RTX app it says anything that you could fit entirely in your mouth would make a great pet. Did I say that? Huh? That was from the RTX app all weekend. I don't remember putting that in there. And it says Gavin free.

Just keep quote. Huh? And then my dad's like, do you have these to rotate with other quotes? I'm like nah. Let's just keep that one. That one the whole time. I got a hat today. Pizza Hut.

I was so happy we were in the Monday meeting and I had another hat on. I had one of our RT lifestyle hats and then someone came and put a hat today. Pizza Hut. I was so happy we were in the Monday meeting, and I had another hat on. I had one of our RT lifestyle hats, and then someone came and put a hat in it. He switched it for one that was not our hat. Yeah, well I liked this. Because when we did on the spot at RTX, Pizza Hut sponsored the episode, and then we gave away a bunch of swag on the show,

and I was like, I actually liked this hat. I didn't want to give it away, but I gave it away. And Pizza Hut heard me, and they're like, we'll send him a hat. I want to. I was checking my Facebook today. And if you had a, like that page, Unilad, it's like funny videos.

Yeah, they put a lot of stuff on with Blancet. Yeah, I've been on that. And I saw it several times. A video that was a parody of that weird video where those guys are like dancing around. Oh, yeah. But they were doing it. They were doing it.

They were doing it. They were doing it. And I was like, man, that looks just like RTX. And Iarks doing it. And I was like man, that looks just like RTX. And I looked at it and I was like, because what what are my friends from England posted the video saying, you know, Monday made because it was a funny video. Yeah, I was looking at I was like, man, I just it's amazing how conventions all like RTX. Oh, Oh,

Guardian, I was like, that looks like a true holy shit. Yeah, it was just really weird. There was a lot of stuff. That was probably the most viral thing to come out of RTX. There's a lot of stuff actually posted on Reddit the most viral thing to come out of RTX. There was a lot of stuff actually posted on Reddit from RTX, like cosplays and things like that. It was cool. Like on the top, on the front page of gaming and stuff like that. Just cool to see that stuff.

Yeah, I should have replied to the post being like, yeah, I was there. I hate to admit it, but a high point in my life talking about making on Reddit, and I kind of lost it, I made it on the subreddit, Ladyboners. Oh, did you? It did. What was that like, man, crush?

Yeah, I was like right above Jason Mamoah. One of your hundreds of selfies. Yeah, probably. Didn't you, uh, I guess what, Blake? Oh, here's the video. The first one from selfies. I don't know if there's audio playing.

Oh my God. Oh my God. We're gonna do this so silly. That is RTX right there. Yeah, there's a video, and then it's pronounced. It's like cute, but funny. It's a parody of a different there. Yeah, there's a video. Ah! It's pretty smart. It's like cute, but funny.

It's a parody of a different video. Yeah. These guys are rocking on this video. And there's a huge John on that picture. It's the same music. Oh, was that the poster of me? Yeah, the first box. That's a god in being like the hell is happening here.

And there's the other parts here. There's the other parts here. There's the other parts here. There's the other parts there. Great advertising. God, it must be so much energy to do that for an extended period of time. I would have loved to be there to see that though in person. Yeah, I would join them.

There was like another really funny halo gift on Tumblr, or sorry, Reddit, why am I talking about Tumblr, or fact Tumblr? Basically, there was a Spartan walking through a campus. No, we can just move it into the room. Spartan walking through a campus, you'd see it's hit by a Frisbee, and then the guys were like, oh, sorry, hey, hey.

They're like, pass it over here, and then the Spartan picks up, and he throws it, and it goes into orbit. Yeah. So you're really funny. And they're all like, yeah. Like blows through some trees. So before we end the podcast, I've been delivered a note from the broadcast crew.

That's just it. And from the broadcast. Yes, it is. We're apparently running low on podcast theme songs. So if you have one that you would like to send in send it to podcast at RoosterTeeth.com and make sure the subject line reads podcast theme bonus points. If you do they have to keep the exclamation mark on the outside of the quotes like that. No, it is actually Reminded correct. Yeah, so make it senty make it that's gonna piss off Becca. Why she's like sin?

No, we're not none of us are talking about sin. She doesn't like romantic Make it Synthy make it that's gonna piss off Becca why she's like synth Talking about Oh, she's a word nerd. I wish we need more of her I wish I had kept up with Like becoming more musically inclined when I was younger your brothers really musically Fucking music so vaunt and just makes me sick every time he does stuff. He looks just like you. But does he do graphic design? Extreme bad theme song.

I didn't realize until later that he included very subtly low in the background though like do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do the note block it like pitches up that's funny we see that I'll have to call the theme to the next song holiday musical huh when I make the next holiday musical yeah he's he can he's probably sort of just a musical you know you at like six months you're fine yeah fine yeah I it's one of the things that I regret like I'm sure a lot of people regret I'm not just sticking with some sort of instrument I mean I play some piano but I'm horrible at it and I don't retain anything that I teach myself now. Like, I can sit down and I can like spend an hour

to learn a difficult song. And I'll play it okay. Pass me play in a week and I won't be able to. You could sing though. Just to impress them. I'm not, my brother's a much more talented singer as well. I wish I also, I wish that I had like done more training with my voice, because when like,

I was able to sing okay And then my voice dropped at when I went through like 24. Yeah, I went through like you know imposed puberty that I had and Did you schedule your puberty? Essentially. I mean I mean appointment to go get shots And we're gonna start now. It's the closest thing to the big movie that I've ever heard. Of what? It's like, yeah, not tomorrow. I'm gonna be an adult.

I'll be an adult. I'll be an adult. Maybe he's gonna come in. No, that probably hurt though. It did. Like, did bones, could you figure bones growing? I didn't have excessive growing pain. I'm not the bone.

I'm not the bone. It was mostly, I mean, there was, there was that, my voice changed really like in like the course of two days. Did you know? Phillin? Jesus Christ. I had a boner for like six months. Wow. It was just non-stop erections. It was horrible. You beat it like a whole lot as much as I could and it still wouldn't go away constantly. Yeah, cuz it's basically like my body going into testosterone shock of like just shoving You know hormones into me.

Just hair. Not even get that hairy. No. Lucky. But, no, I just. Hairy ass. Constant erections. I did get hair.

My body did make that decision. It was like, all right, we're going through puberty. All right, hair part puberty. We're going to draw the line about right here at the midsection, everything below. Here. It was like a mini game. It was like beard, beard, beard,

locks on your ass. Yeah, that's all I did. Because I got, I didn't get anything up here. Yeah. I have, I have this little, You have a patch. I have my little island right there. That's all I got.

I can't even see it in the camera. At least you're not like Chris. Yeah. He has I think two or three chesters. One is named chesters. Also, anybody else have that random like arm hair back there? Oh yeah. Yeah. Mark's got blonde hair. She can get away with the light. I do. Chester also anybody else have that random like arm hair back there. Oh, yeah, yeah I've got blonde hair. She can get away with it. I do. I actually have like a lot arm hair

Freak for someone who's a you know, I mean you can't see it cuz I'm blonde But like female Robin Williams over here. I got I mean I'm a fucking human. I'm a descendant of a monkey. So I got hair You just pissed off a lot of people. See you're not. Give it a little pet. You're gonna pet your hair. Pet her hair. I don't know. It's a good for your purpose face. Do you wrap up? Yeah, we gotta do the post show for our first members.

Which is not live. I have to take a pee. So. Thank you for watching. You've had to take a pee since seven. So why? You've been holding in pisses entire time. All right, you guys go pee and then we'll come back

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