Rooster Teeth Podcast - Game of Thrones vs Avengers Endgame - #539
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I'm Gus.
I'm Gavin.
Bye, Bra.
I'm Bernie.
And I'm Gus, and I'm back from my five years of vacation that I've been gone forever.
Where'd you go?
Japan and Singapore.
Did you, you, you thought I was gone forever?
It's like five weeks.
He said five weeks.
You know Gus, I'm gonna tell you something.
I'm gonna regret saying this out loud.
I missed you. Did you? Yeah. I know, Gus, I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna regret saying this out loud. I missed you.
Did you?
Yeah, it's really sweet.
I missed you, Gus.
Thank you.
I missed being back here and working with all of my friends.
The office felt lonely without you.
There wasn't an oppressive black cloud hanging over you
since I was a little bit of a guy.
Give me a good time.
Yeah, I had a really good time.
You like your wife?
That's important.
What does that mean?
You like your wife? I don't know What does that mean? You like your wife?
I don't know this guy's been caught.
You know what?
You guys gotta have like a three year on there.
Two weeks, three weeks, four weeks, two short.
Everybody, guys, you guys support
Gus with too much of the pulse.
You know Gus, even though you were gone.
In the pulse.
You made a tweet that had Megan and I just cracking up.
Right.
Like in bed, just laughing or else is off.
It was that snockey tweet.
Oh, yeah.
I tweeted mega photo. there was I saw this shirt
They had to on it. I thought was really cute looking so I tweeted it to me. It's like does she like to
Yeah, she looks like yeah, like it was just at Meg turnie and this photo and then some other random person
Replyed to that tweet just wrote I don't get it
So my reply was just what that's why I didn't tweet it to you.
Yeah, I do.
That's the best response ever.
So I don't know what you want.
I mean, yeah, I didn't explain it because it's for me.
It's also like you tweeted at her.
It wasn't a tweet where you happen to tag her in the end.
And it wasn't private conversation.
So I'm sure people would see it.
Sure, but that's why there was no context.
Yeah.
It was just really strange.
But it was a shirt.
I didn't see it.
It was just a photo, like a shirt with toad on it.
It said like, woohoo or something.
I'm kind of like Gavin now.
I'm way behind in my Twitter feed.
I don't think I'm ever going to catch up again.
Yep.
I kept thinking you said, I kind of like Gavin now.
I kind of like it.
Off to 12 years, I kind of grow on people.
That's actually the opposite.
Gavin and I recorded our game time today
that we've been wanting to record for a while.
We had fun doing it.
Didn't you already have a game time together?
Oh, well, this was different.
This was...
That was old game time.
That was old game time we talked about.
In fact, I just read a thing recently
where someone said, I hope Bernie and Gavin will have a game.
I'm giving them a nice voice.
Hope Bernie and Gavin will make a new game time
because I really enjoyed the conversation head.
This was entirely different.
This was a show that Gavin and I have wanted to make forever
where we just go through people's Xbox live capture libraries
and play and watch random clips.
This time we had such a backlog of our own.
We didn't even get to anyone else's.
We have enough to even go again on odds as well.
Like I could be better prepared with naming my clips,
which I didn't know you could do.
Dude, I came.
I was like, I had all my all set up and everything.
You were that excited, huh?
We're having a good time.
That's okay, Gavin's a busy man.
So it's like, if just having a month of shows,
I had no regularly busy weekends, so I didn't really.
Didn't have enough time.
Oh, just shit.
Well, Meg, to be there,
she's been getting to spend a lot of time with you,
which is, yeah, that was the upside to it.
Dealing with our shit.
Yeah.
I mean, not our shit,
but like the shit that we were doing.
Dual toilet.
We're to brought us together.
Speaking of doing things together.
As a, since I was, we were so jet-lide coming back
from our trip,
that Esther and I went to the grocery store
at 5.30 in the morning,
which is absolutely the best time to do that.
Was that anyone there?
There was nobody there.
It's open at 5.30.
The one here close to the studio?
Yeah, 24 hours.
It's 24 hours.
It's really?
They are, but then you're very self-conscious
if you go early more because I've done that sometimes too,
because that's when they're stocking everything.
Yeah, you have to never get there.
You're like secondary as a customer.
Yeah. You're in their way at that point.
And you kind of accept that too.
Why is it that some stores like that close down
certain aisles, but not the whole store?
Home Depot does that a lot.
Well, they'll just corden off like screwdriver.
I think sometimes they'll do that
with things that are small and high value
to prevent shoplifting.
Like I know when we went to that grocery store here,
that like the makeup aisle was closed off.
So I assume they don't want people pomming.
That's our chat.
It was makeup stuff.
We started it last week.
From the anniversary.
Sorry, I just noticed we have chat up now.
Barbers freaking out about the chat.
I was in here last week.
Yeah, we put it on last week because we wanted,
we kept the secret on off topic for ages.
It did distract us a little bit during the anniversary
podcast though.
But Gus, what you're describing too is like,
I was telling you a little bit before the podcast,
that's something Gavin ideal with
because Gavin I suffer from the same affliction,
which is that our significant others sleep on the weekends.
Like actually, the number one activity is to sleep.
So she knows that she's pregnant.
It's like, oh she's gonna be loving it.
She can sleep to like one.
And no judgment at all.
No, not at all. I'm like, please go back to sleep, can I bring you any food? And I should be pregnant. It's like, she could sleep to like one and no judgment. No, not at all. I'm like, please, go back to sleep. Can I bring you any food?
And I should be pregnant. But crazy. Gavin, that's awesome.
We used to, I feel like Gavin, we used to contact each other more on Saturday morning.
Well, I had lonely Saturday. Yeah.
Cause I feel like Meg, when she wakes up, she's very excited for the day to pass
and go back to sleep. Whereas I'm lying in bed at night thinking I cannot wait for it to be morning. I'm so
Board of lying down. I want to get up and do the next day
I'm at the point now if I sleep past 10 o'clock on the weekends. I'm actually upset really because I feel like I wasted so much time
Yeah, no my problem is I want to sleep till one
Because I have teenagers too. They'll if I let them they'll sleep till noon. No fucking problem. my problem is I want to sleep till one because I have teenagers too.
If I let them, they'll sleep till noon.
No fucking problem.
My problem is all week long, I get up
and I drag my ass out of bed at 7.30 in the morning,
7 in the morning, Saturday morning,
7 o'clock, bang, wide awake.
And I'm just like, I just want to go back to bed.
It's like, no, you're awake now.
Your body's in the rhythm of it.
Yeah.
So I get up and I have like five hours to myself every day.
When I was a teenager, and would Skype late at night
with Gavin, or whoever, from the Rishis community?
Do you wait, you Skype's with other people?
I do, I'm sorry.
But I would wake up at like one or two o'clock
in the afternoon on the weekend.
Because it's just like, you're a teenager.
You got nothing to do.
So just sleep.
I remember once it was kind of late for me.
I mean,
I just had beer in my mouth.
It was kind of late for me.
And really early for you and one of your parents came in.
It was like,
Oh, you were,
were you up all night again and you were like,
nah.
I woke up just now.
I've been talking like four hours.
You were talking for like four hours.
Yeah, in the same clothes as yesterday.
My favorite story, I think we've talked about on the podcast
probably many times, but when you and I were skyping,
and then Bernie took,
No, you were skyping with Joel.
I was skyping with Joel.
You were skyping with Bernie.
And then you put, you're laptop in front of Joel.
And so I just took my laptop, just described this.
I put my keyboard over his keyboard
over there facing each other.
And then just focused my lid
so the camera was looking at Gavin's window.
So suddenly Gavin was Skyping with Barbara.
I, but you guys were Skyping weird ways.
Like, Junior was shaping the Joel
while you just got ready to go somewhere.
It was because I was chatting with him
and then I was like,
I was like,
painting your room and stuff.
I packed. Yeah, it almost looked like a live stream
of Barbara's, you know, packing.
And she goes,
no, it's just like we're just skiping
and then I like what she would talk to him
over her shoulder and stuff like that.
So she came back and she's like,
the fuck is going on?
Cause we could see,
we could look over the top of the laptop.
I tell the sudden you're like,
what?
And you're like,
and there's Gavin just working away at his desk
in the UK.
You know how those moments where you think,
am I crazy?
Like, how did I not see this happening or how did I miss this?
And I had that moment of, did I somehow pass out and Skype
Gavin and have been talking to Gavin for a while?
I don't.
When did that happen?
Yeah. It was very strange.
Oh, yeah.
So Gavin, I in this game time, we determined that there's categories for clips.
There's stuff you want to show off.
That's the tends to be a lot of shooter games.
You show off something bad as you did.
There's glitches.
We started off with a really funny one from Witcher.
I couldn't even remember having recorded before.
I like that we both recall the exact same stuff that what it happens. Yeah, mine was like
well, it was like 10% good stuff that I've done at games. It's pretty rare. Like 40% glitches and like 50%
screwing with that. Yeah, we're weird physics rag. Oh, yeah. So I did guys, do we have that video?
That we can show? We do. Great. So I cut together. So what happened was on the Xbox
you can hit a button and record last 30 seconds. So when I first started playing Red Dead
2, my horse wrecked and I went flying and Ashley laughed. And so I immediately recorded it.
Then about 20 minutes later, I just did it again. And I thought, okay, I'll record that
one too. And then I thought, I got too many of these things. But then I thought, okay,
you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna record every single time I crash my horse in Red Dead.
Like a highlight reel.
Or a little one reel.
So this is like one of the things, this is, we normally don't edit these for the clip show,
but I edit together all my clips of me wrecking every single time in Red Dead 2.
That's it.
Awesome.
It seems like it is.
These boys got a man or a bow to them.
What are they having?
Got a horse, what the fuck you did? These boys got a manor about him. But I haven't got out for a while. nd I'm going to get you a little bit more. I
I never had trouble getting off the horse like you did yeah We're like you get stuck or like you're, your boot would get stuck on the saddle or something.
I think that was where I flipped off backwards.
That was actually one of the first ones I ever did.
Wait, you got tossed off the horse way more than,
I crashed my horse and stuff a lot,
but you just got thrown from there randomly.
We just running too long.
Is that what happens?
What happens is I would, I love hunting in game.
Oh, so the horse was spooked.
So I always, I always be hunting down. Oh, so the close was spooked.
So I always, I don't always be hunting down animals,
like racing and like shooting at them
and then looking up and saying,
oh shit, and then flipping off my horse and this.
Like the one where I like,
tumbled head over heels and the horses ran away.
That was, I guess I went up a little bit of a steep incline
and the horse like, fuck this and turned off.
I like the ones where you fell back onto the horse.
That's where my goat went.
I don't know what that was. I like the one. I think he grabs the horse. I like the one. I like the one.
I like the one.
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I like the one. I like the one. I like the one. I like the one. I like that one. Yeah, it's like, Oh, the comments on the chat are just saying how, how, how, how.
That's over the course of like two months.
Yeah, I fell off an equal amount of time.
If you recorded every time you fell off your horse in red dead,
you'd be surprised at how often it happens.
There's like a lot of them that didn't make the cut.
I see here in chat, who says Cali Cat 93 is asking
if that's gonna get posted on the Rushi YouTube.
No, no.
So what's the release for?
So game time will be out on the Rushi's website.
Tomorrow Ben?
Right?
It's been around.
Okay, so it should be tomorrow.
It's just, it's on the Rushi's website.
But it's not a first thing.
It's just on the website for free.
So go see it.
Nice.
And there's tons of stuff.
One of my favorites is probably fallout.
Is an unexpected one for just amazing clips
that come out of fallout. Any open world is great. Anything where there's an open world and
also where they do the cutscenes, but the world stays live around you.
There's always a something can go wrong. Like someone just walks through the
middle of your conversation or something. I'll have to maybe I could pull the
one up for the Witcher. But yeah, it was like attacking my red dead playstyle. How dare you? How dare you?
Great. Okay, speaking of feeling attacked, saw something in the news. What did you see? Did you
see that a critical role has a Kickstarter for an animated version of their show? Yeah, I didn't
say that. They're asking for $750,000.
How much money, Barbara, do you think
that the critical role Kickstarter has raised?
They've asked for $750,000.
$2.4 million.
$2.4 million, because the laser team raised 2.5,
right, instead of record.
You would be wrong.
The critical role Kickstarter has raised
with a little 10 days to go at this point hole
$9.2 million dollars. Oh my god
9.2 million dollars. That is incredible. Congratulations to them. That's wow
If I may I'd like to take a moment and say to our audience which raised 2.5 million dollars the fuck is wrong with you
Aren't you embarrassed by this?
Can we launch Kickstarter just to dethrone their Kickstarter like the only goal is to raise
money.
You're yourself
2.5 million dollars.
Wow. I hope next time you will really learn from this.
What are you fucking billion dollars?
Congrats to that man. That's gonna be great. Crackle roll has like this incredibly like dedicated
audience. I'll be honest. I haven't ever listened to it ever.
And I gotta start now because clearly people
you gotta get caught up
before the animated show comes out.
Yeah, dude, it's fucking crazy.
Did they have any specifications on like
how many episodes are where it'd be released or anything like that?
I haven't really read through a lot of it.
I do love Kickstarter, you know, crowdfunding stuff
but it's been a while since I've been involved with it.
From what I understand
Everyone's in the in the chat saying I'm poor
I'll go for that. I bet a second child can go get some return. That's what the chat said
They're not telling the critical role deeds that they're poor. Come on. What's the wrong with you people be ashamed of yourselves?
But they have run through like every possible stretch goal at this point and they think for sure
I but they have run through like every possible stretch goal at this point and they think, for sure. I need to look it up, but I think I heard that they've said like stop no more stretch
goals. We're like, don't give this money. We're just making it. No, I'm sure they're not seeing that.
You can know, there's just no more incentive, but if you want to donate to the show, I'm sure
you still can, but they're probably just saying no more goals. Well, to put it in perspective too,
it's like, yeah, spider verse. From what I understand, they spent 90 million dollars. Wow, it's a puttin' perspective too. It's like, yeah, spider bursts.
From what I understand, they spent $90 million. Wow.
On that movie.
So, how many years?
Oh, gosh, I don't know.
Five years?
It's still an hour and a half movie.
Yeah, you know, two hours?
Two hours?
Two hours.
So that's the thing.
It's like, sure, that people with critical role,
they ask for $750,000.
People can always get stuck on this with crowdfunding. It's like, that, oh, they ask for $750,000. People can always get stuck on this with crowdfunding.
It's like that, oh, they only needed $750,000.
But it is production.
You can find a way.
You can raise the production value.
It's a reason it's called a kickstart.
And it's still only one tenth of what the Spiderverse movie is.
I, I finally watched it.
I didn't have a Spiderverse.
I hadn't seen it.
I watched it on a plane recently, which is probably the worst way possible.
Did you see that movie? I watched it. I thought it was a plane recently, which is probably the worst way possible to see that movie.
I watched it.
I thought it was so good I immediately bought it on physical media.
That way I could watch it.
You don't sail this week on Xbox.
And look even better.
Is it in full?
Yeah, there's a fork.
I don't know if it's real fork hair or not.
Look it up.
I mean, real fork hair.
But it looks, it looks great regardless.
It looks much better than it did on that tiny little fucking airplane TV.
That movie is really good.
It deserves.
I understand all the hype.
Yeah.
For sure.
One rasker.
Yeah.
Did you finish all your Marvel movies?
And like a frame rate.
Thank God for that movie. Yeah.
God for that movie.
The, uh, did I watch, uh, yeah, I have now finished watching all of the Marvel
movies and I have gone back and I'm watching season seven,
which is kind of like the first half of the season
that's coming up for Game of Thrones.
I have one episode left, the last episode of season seven.
It's crazy, those are, it's seven episodes,
I think in season seven, and they're each an hour long
and it just fucking flies by.
Absolutely.
But it's crazy because a Marvel movie, everything happens in two hours.
But over the course of seven hours, they tell about the same amount of story in Game of Thrones,
but it's still way more just engaging.
I just don't know what it is.
I would think that-
You think Game of Thrones is more engaging than Marvel movie?
Man, yeah, I don't know, man.
I didn't watch all the Marvel movies back to back and that took like 20 days
It's like 59 hours of
56 that's a lot of shit in that see
There is a lot of shit. We were saying on the podcast last week Gavin. I think it's it's
Shocking to think like you realize who's in the MCU
Yeah, you forget certain people and we were talking about like Robert Redford's in the MCU William Hertz. Oh, yeah, yeah
Sylvester Stallone is in the MCU Edward Norton is in the MCU
You know, and it's just it's weird mad's Michelson. So he says name mad's Michelson. Yeah, he's in the MCU
You know, it's just he he's the villain in Dr. Strange
Oh, is it yeah, well, what are you more about? This is I'm curious about this with you guys
specifically, but the Game of Thrones premiere or endgame, dude, I got three things for me.
It's this isn't going to be relevant to probably anybody else, but amazing race is coming back
and Tyler and Corey are on the season. Oh, yeah. They did like a mish season matched up season with
big brother and survivor and amazing race.
And the one team from our season that's on it
is Tyler and Cory and Max.
So I gotta watch that now too, to see how they do.
So I don't know, man.
I love amazing race.
Yeah, I like you excited.
It's such a good show.
Yeah.
I don't necessarily like when they do people
from other reality shows.
I don't think being on a reality show
is a good litmus test for being on a different reality show.
They shot people on from the bachelor.
I think one of the people is a Rupert from Survivor.
Do you remember Rupert?
I like the older guy.
Yeah, the bearded dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a long time again.
That's like season two.
Yeah, season two or three, yeah.
Very early on.
I think he was later than that, but he was early.
He was like first decade stuff.
Can we make a poll about a endgame
versus Game of Thrones finale?
Or a comment?
I better be endgame.
I mean, I'm gonna go with it. I'm gonna go with'm not really good at both, but I think I'm more excited for
I've certainly put more time into game insurance.
The thing is Game of Thrones starts next week, but then Game of Thrones is over in like a month
and now.
Rupert with season seven.
Season seven.
Yeah, yeah, I've been I've been rewatching season seven of Game of Thrones,
trying to get ready, you know, like you talk about.
And I really don't know which one might classify one more than the other.
Maybe game of Thrones.
Yeah.
Just because I feel like it's been, I guess it's been a long time coming for
Avengers endgame as well.
Because if you think about it, it's the culmination of the MCU.
Do you think, do you think the, the ending of Avengers is gonna be more predictable than the ending of Game of Thrones
Because that's where it gets me like I feel like I could somewhat see where endgame is going
But Game of Thrones. I have no fucking clue. Yeah, really? I have no idea. Well, let me ask you this. Do you think one of them?
Has a higher potential to be a wild disappointment.
Because that's always possible.
I think Game of Thrones has more potential
to be wildest-pointed, just because it's hard
to end a TV show.
And so many finalists, your TV shows,
people are like, oh, that sucked, okay.
Also, your favorite character is probably gonna die.
I mean, statistically, with all the people
that are left, who's your favorite character?
Game of Thrones.
Go, don't think about it. Are you start? Are you start? Who's your favorite? But since so left, who's your favorite character? Game of Thrones. Go. Don't even think about it.
Are you stark?
Are you stark?
Who's your favorite?
Burst and Selma.
He's already dead.
Okay.
I would've said are you as well.
Minds Jamie Lannister.
I fucking love Jamie Lannister.
I just like Selma because everyone talks about him in such higher god.
I don't know if they should prequel just him.
I think he's in the prequel.
Is he?
Is he?
They're doing a prequel.
I thought it was like a way prequel.
I think it is way prequel, which I think there's several spin-offs happening.
Okay.
Give me the GOTC.
Yes.
They're gonna, got you.
I got you.
Did you guys manage to get tickets for our game?
Yes.
You did.
And every fucking movie theater that I try to get them from fought me for like, it took
me like an hour and a half to get those.
Me and Trevor were splitting our efforts on two different websites. I'm just trying to get tickets from, fought me for like, it took me like an hour and a half to get those.
Me and Trevor were splitting our efforts
on two different websites trying to get tickets.
It's too much barber.
Yeah, too much.
I got some, but I'm not gonna see it
until a couple days after.
What about the internet?
Yeah, it's gonna be tough.
Look at the tickets went on sale when I was overseas.
Yeah.
So it's like, I had a shitty internet connection.
Well, maybe if you weren't arguing with people
on Twitter, you could have been buying tickets.
Maybe I could have been buying tickets. I could have been buying tickets.
Thanks, Gavin, for that.
I'm sure you could find someone at the office
who bought a bunch of tickets that you could just get.
I'll just wait.
Okay.
I think you should wait.
I think you could get spoiled.
Yeah.
I'll live.
I won't be the end of the world.
All right.
Be the end of the game.
Who do you not want to die in game of thrones?
I don't want Brianna to die.
And I also don't want Braun to die.
I don't want Tyrion to die. Really? Oh, Tyrion, yeah. I guess so.
Tyrion's good at that. Who do I not want to die? I think I'd be okay with just about
anybody going. I don't know if there's anybody I would be like not them. Not a person.
If it happens, it happens. Do you think Daenerys is gonna die? I don't know. She seems the least likely to me.
She seems like, if you're, if you're betting.
Yeah, what's going to, what's the spread?
Yeah, she's like, there's gotta be, like,
she's even money.
Jon Snow's pretty close, winning the whole thing.
I doubt Jon Snow will die because he's already died.
I don't know.
I don't think he's gonna die.
Yeah.
Which dragon died?
The...
He was the roiler, by the way.
Is it us?
For Sarah?
No, that's like last season stuff.
See, I'm on the last episode,
there's so much stuff that hasn't happened in the season
that I remember about this season.
And this last episode is gonna be so frickin' jam packed
with stuff.
That was a big scuffle at the end of the last season
in the snow that I don't remember who died.
Like, the Thorestie? Thorestie? I don't remember who died like the Thorus die
Thorus died I don't remember who died here. I'm looking forward to seeing it the dudes with the flame swords
Yeah, it's such a cool
Thorus and me and Barrett Dundarian have the flame swords, right? Yeah, I know only Thorus has the flame sword
I think Barrett Dundarian doesn't actually have a flame sword. Well, he did in season. Oh
the three because he fought the hound and got his shoulder calf. Yeah, that's right. Got to give credit the hound was like
To the MCU for one thing versus game of thrones.
They do have some kind of in the MCU,
they do have some kind of high profile recastings.
Probably the biggest one,
but people don't really think about this Bruce Banner
getting recast.
Mark Ruffalo from Edward Norton,
because technically Iron Man starts the MCU
and then the incredible Hulk is right after that. I don't know why I never made this, two connections. I don't
know why I never made watching the MCU again. One is that the William Hurt character that's
in charge of the the psychovia accords is General Ross from Incredible Hulk. And it's the
like Hulk's arch nemesis in that whole series. I don't know if they
never refer to him as Ross in it. They call him secretary, Mr. Secretary. The other one
is that there's this really weird villain in the Marvel Universe comic universe, which
is called his name is claw. And that's who Andy circuses. He's claw. But it's such a radically
different version of the character.
I never made the connection.
The other is arm got cut off by.
Yeah, he has a tonic arm in the comments.
I'm just hacked it off.
And so is inspector gadget also in the MCU?
They think they recast a bunch of people in Game of Thrones too.
That's to say, that's the credit for MCU.
They did have some big recastings that rowdy, but in Game of Thrones, they recast a bunch of people.
If you watched the first season, you wouldn't record.
Yeah, they recast Barric Dondarian when he gets sent off
on a net stock.
They recast the three-eyed Raven.
Well, the first Barric Dondarians only on camera
for like 15 seconds, right?
Yeah, but in that stock, it's like Barric Dondarian.
And it's just like a guy and it's like, weird.
Why didn't they bring that guy back?
Mountain, they recast them out into like twice.
Yeah.
I'm still not over the recasting of Carol and friends
from season one to season two.
Well, from the pilot.
Yeah.
It's a completely different person.
They also recast.
Thanks a lot, parents.
They we did that too.
They recast.
It's just the father, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, just the father. Yeah.
They also, but they also cut ill and pain. Like,
ill and pain was supposed to was not supposed to stop being in the show,
but the actor had become ill.
You think you had cancer? Get to undergo cancer treatment?
You know, say the executioner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
really on. Um, so like, they just kind of wrote him off.
And it difference to recasting,
they also recast the same actor for two different roles.
Oh, yeah.
Tom and, Tom and Baratheon was originally
Martin Lannister in the season three or two or something.
It's true.
Do you guys watch umbrella Academy?
I did.
So the strong guy in that is Dick and Tarlie.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it's so, so crazy to see him.
And I think we'll see that a lot.
What's the name of the race?
Dan O'Hill, they keep making him say his name
over and over again.
Dick and Tarley.
I've seen a great like super cut of that.
Yeah.
So you're rickid, like,
brawn doesn't all the time.
You're supposed to name it.
I'll link it to Tario and Harris was recast.
Oh, right.
Yeah, because I watched that recently,
the original guy, Ed, someone hit every single one of his lines as ADR.
And I'm wondering if he was just doing some way to accent
and then had to like re-I don't know why.
He has no live dialogue the entire time.
He did not come back because he wanted to do
that transporter movie instead.
There was a conflict.
So he did like a transporter reboot.
Somebody snicker, that is true.
I thought you were judging that career choice.
Snickering.
Was it original, Dario?
I think that name has a higher potential to be disappointing.
Like, it's just because they have such a head of steam up,
and Infinity War was so fucking good that.
Here's the thing, I feel like a lot of the Marvel movies have been really fucking good. Yeah, like they they know how to craft a story
There's been some stinkers though, but I like to yeah, I mean he's a kind of a stinker there, but they're but they're still good movies
Like they're they're less than the other ones I would say but they're still entertaining and they're still good movies
I think I think that they're putting all their efforts into this last thing like what's the worst moment in Game of Thrones?
Like what's the Iron Man 2? I don't like
Dinaris and Marine the Thor Gargoyles kind of drags too long. There's a lot of yeah
Heres and the best game throws that kind of drag is just goes the wrong way. There's a lot of moments in Game of Thrones
That drag yeah like just in general. I mean, especially like you're talking about marine like in the books
That's just like oh my god
Leave me a bridge in that fucking pyramid onhaken the dragons get out of the pyramid continue the story, please
but they also do I
Mean the the TV show does trim a lot of stuff like there's a lot in the books
There's a lot more iron island stuff about you're on and like all of the
The infighting for there. It's like oh my god
I don't give a fuck about this. Yeah, get out of the, I was like, well, by the time they get to that, it's already like book four.
I think, and you're like, I just want to get back to the other stuff that I've already been invested in.
I bet the Arnold die. Wait, he's the library. He's the life. At least, he is, he is the sixth
episode of season seven. I've been watching just to make sure I'm up to date on who's alive and who's dead. I looked up this website's taking bets
and they have their odds spread
on who's gonna, who will rule Westeros
at the end of season eight of Game of Thrones?
The one is one of the longest shots.
So he is probably still alive.
Is that how it ends?
Somebody sitting down in the Iron Throne
and they're like, I got it.
I mean, it's God, there's gotta be a winner.
I want it to be Hodor with blue eyes.
Geez, don't even say it, dude.
I don't wanna see Hodor again.
He's coming back.
I'd say who else I don't wanna see?
I went back and watched an episode from season five.
I don't wanna see the wildling lady from Heart Home.
She was like, she was in one fucking episode
and she's one of my favorite characters
in all of Game of Thrones.
And you don't wanna to see her again?
No, because she's dead.
And so I don't want her coming back as a zombie.
I couldn't live with that.
I feel like they're bringing her back.
I actually had so much screen time in that episode.
Yeah, but she was, she was a payoff at the end when the night can't raise
everybody back up.
That's a fucking creepy scene.
Just go back and watch that last like 20 minutes of that episode.
And that's all that battle at hard home
I remember right like at the very end. There's no music or anything
I just like you really silence yeah with that like that you're the water and the water yeah
Yeah, yeah, man. They do a lot of good stuff with the ending like right before the credits
You remember when I was at your house and we watched Jamie Lannister's hand get cough and then it ends on some rock song
That's how it's gonna end.
Wasn't it also when were they
thank the bear in the credits?
They did, yeah.
There was like, like the first thing that says,
thanks to bark the bear or something like that.
Because I think the rock song was like,
I think it was a rock version of the bear in the maiden fair.
Yeah.
If I remember right, it's been a few years.
How many episodes are there in the last check of season?
Six. Six.
Out of six, how many of those will be full nudity?
I don't know.
This is, we always say, Game of Thrones,
you get nudity or somebody gets stabbed.
I think, Fnally, both.
They're gonna pack it all in.
Yeah, every episode is gonna have both.
Best.
It's the best.
Someone getting stabbed while nude.
I want, oh no, I don't want this.
I was about to say, I want someone's boo to get cut off.
Here's the trend I want to continue.
But I really don't think.
It was just like through Marine and everything.
It was this long buildup,
these little fucking dragons or puppies basically,
you know, when the show first starts,
they're just born, it's buildup of like,
oh, they're gonna be having to kill a sheep
or something in Marine.
And then there's this insinuation
they might have killed a child or whatever.
And it's like, all right.
It's pretty clear that they killed the child. It's been five or six years, have killed a child or whatever and it's like, all right.
It's pretty clear they killed the time.
It's been five or six years, but you don't get to see the kid get there.
Well, you get to skeleton.
Yeah, but I mean, it's implied.
You don't get to see the like the dragon in action is what I'm saying.
Oh, then in season seven, it's like fucking dragons, dude.
They come in.
Like just that one scene.
They killed Dickin.
They killed Dickin.
Yeah, and his dad was really spoiling this for anybody who hasn't seen it.
Sorry, you should watch the show. But you'll never remember. They killed Dickin. They killed Dickin. Yeah. And his dad was really spoiling this for anybody who hasn't seen it.
Sorry, you should watch the show.
Although you'll never remember.
Remember a few years.
You will not remember any of the names of these characters we're talking about and also everybody
in this show dies.
Oh, I've seen all the seasons and all the episodes of Game of Thrones.
I still don't even remember the characters names.
Do you remember that primer sheet that we had in like season one or season two?
Yeah, I think I remember like ten of them.
Okay, it's like the Commander of the nice watch original one.
Night's watch. Jerry. I remember more. Yeah.
Geo moment. Yeah. Jerry was very close.
But they had like spooky night, gay night, like or gay king.
Like they had they didn't have any of their names on the primer sheet.
When I go over that primer, they're all their short descriptions, right?
Yeah. That's how you do it.
That's how I remember all the characters.
Like it was Cersei and Jamie and Tyrion were short evil, pretty evil and Cicerofucker.
So much to do a hard cut from like the first five seconds that you see a character and then you hard cut to the last five seconds you see him. Yeah, like with
Geo Momon, it'd be like, yeah, I'm coming under the night to watch. And then the last time you see him is that guy's drinking out of his skull.
Yeah, just dark, dark stuff like that. We won't be like brand brands like four when they started the show. And now he's John Oliver. He's like,
I was thinking about that.
I was rewatching an episode of season seven yesterday
where he's getting dragged around in that sled.
It was like, do you think he enjoys it?
And he shows up to set and he just gets to lay down
the entire time.
And it's like, all right, getting your sled.
I would think it limits your acting somewhat
because so much of acting is also like your physical body
movements and whatnot.
That's like, you're kind of limited.
He's not like, oh, I got a stand-around on set all day. Nope.
It's gonna sit down.
I don't know why when they recast the tree, the three-eyed raven.
It starts off as an old guy with long hair and a big long white beard
and then they just cut to a guy who looks completely different.
Like he's got a different haircut and everything.
Yeah, who was it at the end?
What's it?
He was Christopher.
Columbus is looking up.
I'm looking up max.
No, Max wants it out.
It was Max wants it out.
You're right.
You're right.
I don't know who that is.
He's you know, he's on.
Is he German?
That sounds like a very German name.
This accent. Like's accent German.
Like Swiss to me.
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He is the three at three at three at driven.
He probably best know him.
He played the merciless in the Flash Gordon.
Oh, okay.
He's the eighties.
I think it was in minor to your pose.
You had a dream.
He's the guy who makes the triplets
that are up there.
The twins.
Yeah, yeah.
And the other one at the beginning of Star Wars film.
I had a dream that I was doing a presentation
in a big conference room for a product that,
when I woke up, I thought it was quite a good idea.
You know how this updrafts?
You give it away?
On skyscrapers.
Yeah, I'm not gonna make that.
He's gonna do it.
By the way, this was a mic.
Sorry, starting with the most specific product
you could imagine. You know updrafts, good same time. By the way, this was a mic. Sorry starting with the most specific product you could imagine.
You know updrafts, good ass.
Well, like, on the sky scrape.
Sky scrape is, do the wind goes up on the side of him.
So I was, I was presenting this sort of like,
cowl thing with a fan, like a wind turbine for updraft.
It's a windmill.
That go all the way around a skyscraper.
Does that, is that real?
To like power your buildings with a truck?
It's like put a windmill on the side of your building.
Is it enough wind?
I mean, how big could these things possibly be?
Well, all my clipboard, it was like this big.
I don't think that's enough generate enough power to do anything.
Like the windmills that put out fields are fucking the huge mass.
I've seen a whim.
Have you driven through West Texas and seen like where they have those giant wind farms?
No, have you done that?
Yeah.
Getting a cancer.
The sound. You hear that? You're out of? No, have you done that? Yeah. Getting a cancer. The sound.
You hear that?
You're out of town.
How did you miss that?
Trump said that wind pills caused cancer.
I miss that.
I miss that, hold on.
The sound of windmills.
The sound causes cancer.
If you hear a windmill too much, listen, let me tell you,
being overseas was great because I realized the rest of the world
does not give a fuck about us.
Really?
I would hear that. I would flip through the TV. I'd be tired at the end of a day, not give a fuck about us. Really? I would turn it around.
I would hear that.
I would flip through the TV.
I'd be tired at the end of a day, I'd turn on the news or whatever.
I'd be like, yeah, sure, the US was on there briefly, but it's like, you hear a lot more
very regent-specific stuff.
It's like, yeah, the US, they got this stupid thing going on.
Anyway, here's what's going on here.
So it was really refreshing and not being down constantly by this barrage of non-news, I guess.
Honestly, Trump has been against wind term, but wind farms for ages. I saw a clip of him in
Scotland because he got golf courses. How could you get a golf course in Scotland? A method of
he hates it. He's like, you know, if you, we want to go around up courses, blah, blah, blah. And it's Scotland was just like, who is this guy?
No.
Yeah, oh my god.
Get out.
So I think a lot of people, cleaning energy
represents government regulation.
And like the EPA, it just became this kind of trigger
for a lot of people who are just like, when they hear
about the EPA, it's just something that's
going to cost them a lot of money.
So honestly, like in America, we have the Americans
with Disabilities Act,
and it does you end up having to like,
when you buy a new building,
you got to update it, put ramps in and things like that,
and it's kind of like costs a lot of money,
but you suck it up because you want to help people
who are disabled and need access.
I don't think people have that same feeling about
like the environment and nature.
You know, it's like, fuck this, EPA is making us do this,
we can't use this chemical or something like that,
just to make our products more expensive
Well, because everyone is seeing that comes from everyone assumes like oh, well, I'm only gonna be on the source for
X amount of more years. So it's not gonna affect me. So who cares? Yeah
You're just you're seeing the rolling coal stuff
Yeah, that's so stupid and it's just like the reaction to it
I try to figure out like what's the motivation that people come to when they what's causing them to get there
But like there's there's guys when fuel efficiency became a thing
or clean energy or electric cars,
they just took their pickups and basically made it
so they burned as much oil as possible.
So they can basically hit a switch in their car,
rev their engine and just pour smoke onto somebody else.
They call it rolling coal and they'll go by electric cars
and just dump a bunch of fucking exhaust and smoke on them.
And it's, and then the comments will be like, fuck yeah, it's like, I don't, I don't, I
just don't get it, you know, yeah, I think it's always picking up a litter and you're like,
ah, I throw and shit on the ground next to him, you're like, fuck you, that'll learn
you.
It's like the electric car's not using gas, that means there's more gas for you.
There's nothing I don't get.
So gas will be gas for you. There's nothing out of gas. So gas will be cheaper for you?
Or are they working, if they come from a coal town,
I kind of get that, you know?
But coal power plants still power the grid
that give energy to the electric car.
You see though, we've reached a tipping point now
where renewable energy is now cheaper,
going forward and immediate benefit to consumers
is now cheaper than coal.
That's the same.
You're saying more cancer. That's the way more cancer.
Really?
Because of the noise.
Yeah.
And that's why in rich geranium, doesn't cause cancer because it's completely silent.
That's a good find.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it.
You can stand right next to it. You can stand right next to it. You can stand right next to it. You can stand right next to it. You can stand right next to it. record your voice, talking about it, or you just have that good of a memory. That one, I can't remember the details of what I was saying. I just remember the visual thing,
because that hasn't changed.
That doesn't really, I guess an image doesn't disappear,
but like everything around it does.
Because I still remember the shape of that thing.
I couldn't tell you a single dream that I've had.
I feel like I remember all of mine really well.
I remember then the second I wake up and then they're gone.
I had a dream a couple of weeks ago,
where I was putting my dogs to bed.
You know, I got two dogs.
And when I was putting them to bed,
I realized I had two Benjamin's.
And I was like, I was looking at them.
One of these is an imposter Benjamin.
You got 200 bucks.
You know what, you.
So I had to figure out a way to tell
which the imposter Benjamin was,
or which the real Benjamin was.
I do. I do.
To the tricks.
But the real Benjamin knows the name of his toys.
So I asked them to go get a specific toy. Oh the real Benjamin went and got it and the poster Benjamin did not
know. I remember that the one time that I hung out with you and Esther at your place
this years ago. I think it was Esther who was like, you want to see a trick? And I was
like, yeah, sure. And she goes, Benjamin, go get your steak. And he just like trots over
she was a little bin like sits through them all and like takes out his little toy stake and bring it over.
And then she's like, now go get your burger.
Whatever, he's got a bunch of them.
I was so impressed.
You know, how did he teach him that?
He wanted to, it sounds crazy.
He wanted to learn.
He wanted to know what is going for.
What's he in mean?
What?
What do you want to back up?
I could tell.
I could tell with him.
He was, he wanted to know specifically. cuz like this was the stakes sitting on the floor
He was looking at it in the back up. I think with his favorite like I think he wants to differentiate which one
His favorite is for the other just walk up to and get it and then he goes from there because I think
You to ask him for something specific that we he has something to do
that we have something to do. Trust me.
You're making shit.
Trust me. I know that dog.
I know that dog.
It is amazing the shit that you will admit out loud.
I'm an ass black ass.
Speaking of shit, I'll admit,
I've got an embarrassing story for my trip.
I've got an incredibly embarrassing story.
Yes.
I shit in a bed.
You did not.
I shit for the first time in my life.
That's not something you'll call.
That's a cry for help.
There's a lot that we shouldn't shame that kind of behavior.
It happens.
I got food poisoning.
Of course, you and Esther get food poisoning more often than anybody.
And he's made up.
I got incredibly sick and diarrhea in my bed.
Was it while you were asleep?
Yeah, while I was asleep.
So you woke up.
I woke up to a dirty bed.
It wasn't a lot.
It was a little bit.
Was it, did you wake up as it was happening
or after it had happened?
And it already happened.
It was long gone.
God.
So it was a hotel bed.
Yeah.
How do you deal with that?
Trip the house keeping you.
No, you just leave 100 up.
They're like thousand.
You take the sheets off and like bundle it up and you're like,
I'm talking like a like a like a streak.
Are we talking? No, it wasn't it wasn't a ton. It was like if I had it what I imagine could I step
over it less than that less than a moon ball. Yeah, it was like like a shark. So like a like a
pellet like a quick well, it was food poisoning. So it was very liquid. Oh, so like a like there's a
window of age above a certain age and below a certain age when you shouldn't be shitting on yourself.
Right.
But you're you're you're very strongly in the middle of that.
I should not be doing.
I know.
I know it wasn't on purpose.
I'm honestly surprised being a grown up.
I've been told that I vomit just as much as I did when I was a kid.
I have vomit in like 15 years probably.
15 years for me.
I've seen you vomit in like 15 years probably. 15 years for me. I've seen you vomit in like, what, 2012?
What was that one?
From the tacos.
You ate a lot of food.
Oh, I made myself throw up though.
I mean, that's still cow.
That's still throwing up, yeah.
Cause I said too much food.
Yeah, but that's still you throwing up.
Yeah, can I, okay, that counts.
Okay, I do that all the time.
No, I'm just kidding.
If I was like, I have it sat in 15 years.
Oh, but I got food poisoning and so it made me shit.
Like, it's still.
I've, but I physically made myself throw up.
Like, I made myself throw up.
Are you sure?
How did you think I did?
I don't think I did.
That's my finger, my mouth.
I made that, I can't do that.
I made 16 tacos.
16 or 15?
I honestly, because I've seen you do impressive stuff.
Like, you've done very good stuff for real-wise.
I'm really probably mostly impressed
by what you did that day.
I've always said I could just eat.
I don't ever not get hungry, I just stop eating.
And they made a challenge.
Could you, if you eat?
The record was 14, dog has to eat 15, you break the record.
And I just immediately said, okay, I'm gonna try this.
I've always wanted to win a eating challenge
and I ate 15 times.
You didn't go that way that intention.
We just went to hang out.
Nope.
The evening turned.
There was just some fun trips.
I don't know why we were there.
I don't know either.
It's the battle for some reason.
I think we were there.
We were there.
Probably working on some for Halo.
Probably working on Halo 4.
I know, a Meryl vomited last week.
Oh God.
Oh yeah.
I did not.
I was on set when off topic was happening
with the always open crew.
I've got to say, I am so proud of you guys.
Thank you.
It was an absolute.
Don't grow in there.
We did a great job.
Yeah.
Mary is a champion.
She's a champ.
Oh, I was one of these lights over here
that this mood, this I think is this exact moon ball.
Why do you have it?
You gave it to me.
I'll take it.
You can back.
It's mine.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh.
You just like slammed it on the ground,
but it went straight up and broke one of the lights.
Yeah, yeah.
Like literally the opening shot.
The trick is breaking two lights with one throw.
Stop.
Yeah, I should have done that.
Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
But it was a, we wanted to go to the extreme and like really embody all of what Achim 100
does on off topic.
Yeah, and I feel like we took your show quite seriously and you guys showed equally seriously.
Yeah, you guys did a great job.
Full out.
Both episodes are up now.
Achim 100 showed up in suits and ties.
Some of them, yeah.
Yeah, Jeremy showed up as a guy Fieri from, I loved it.
I think he said that was his only butt up.
I see.
And always open you guys, showed up to off topic,
just shit face.
Well, yeah, we made the mistake of saying,
okay, we know we're gonna go into this
and we're gonna get drunk.
Like, we kinda planned for it.
Like, we're gonna drink more than we usually do.
Cause like, me and Merrill don't really drink anymore.
We have maybe a drink on always open,
but I usually don't even finish that one.
But we went into it kinda little too hard too fast.
And we got drunk, I think, within the first 25 minutes.
Wow.
And then we spilled another hour and a half.
Yeah, I was filming Hauntis, so I was just, like,
tuning in between takes.
I was like, okay, the start.
And probably half an hour later, I was like, whoa.
Get pretty Larry.
An hour later, I was like, oh my god,
I've literally been watching for a minute.
And Mary was told everyone's shut up for the entire minute.
Yes.
My favorite shot of the whole off-top again,
you might have to watch us back.
I don't know if you saw the ending of it.
And see the very end.
But at the end of the show, what they do is they have a camera
above that films the table with where the logo is
and they rolled a credits on there.
Oh, is that what we do?
And sort of the screen.
I think it changed recently.
And like, Mariel didn't want to end the show
because she was just like so drunk
and she wanted to keep going.
And so me and Emily, the girl who works on uploading
a few of her 100s videos, we ended it.
And as we're going like, good night
and it rolls to credits, we just hear her
all meryl yell, no!
And it like fades out and then it cuts to that graphic
on the table and you just see hands come in,
move away all the shot glasses,
and then Merrill tries to dive onto the table,
but her glasses come off.
And so you just see the glasses fly across the table,
and then hair.
And that was it.
Oh my God.
Oh man.
It was amazing.
It was amazing.
But yeah, you guys did such a good job on our show too.
You're so classy.
You have a fun, you have a fun show.
Yeah, you guys did. They're fun. I like doing all these.
Yeah. It's a nice change of pace. We should make it a yearly tradition.
Yeah. I don't think we should just have a mix, a maybe an off topic where
we just have a few guys on and us on. Yeah. For sure.
We're like fun. Cross over.
Last on to Cody's aggressive unfolding of the ladder.
Did you see that? Yeah.
Kevin, he's like, in authority, just a quam put down.
Well, I like that we had already established
he was the ladder guy, Cody.
So even before that, he'll be like, oh, Cody,
he's got the ladders.
What they didn't see was him basically burning a hole
through my soul with his eyes as you climb the ladder
to fix the light that I broke.
Did it smash?
I think it, I don't know what it did.
Is it still broken? It's cable and blotched. Okay, well, blotched. Okay, that's the light that I broke. Did it smash? I think it, I don't know what it did. Is it still broken?
It's a cable on the left, how is it?
Okay, well unplugged.
Okay, that's the best kind of breaking.
But it lights are great, but made break.
Not that we're gonna do it, go to you, but,
but it's like, she throws the thing and all of a sudden
it's like, part of the set goes dark,
and you feel like, oh, that's bad.
It's instant, yeah.
Instant, not gratification, but like knowledge.
Yeah, for sure.
And then Merrill brought a sword.
No, really?
Which was probably the worst idea because I don't know if it
was like a legit sword or one that just meant for decoration,
but what's really the difference?
What's the handle code on?
How sharp it is?
I helped.
The Hilt.
It was like, all right, let me back up a little bit.
So she gave Chris the sword and we found some fruit.
And we wanted to do fruit ninja. So we were throwing the fruit at Chris and he was slicing the fruit. And I was standing
directly in Chris's line of motion. And after he did it a couple of times, I noticed the
sword was bending a little bit like coming loose from the hill. Yeah. And I'm glad they took it away
because if we had done it maybe one or two times, it might have just skewered me in the face.
There's a video online where a guy for some reason has like a mannequin in his kitchen.
And he's got a samurai, like a katana, which as far as I know a katana is one solid piece
of metal all the way down through the handle.
I believe so.
But this was not, I think this was like a flea mark.
I would have been safer.
And he's like, got this mannequin, he's going to like, behead it.
And it's just the greatest thing to do. Like first of all, what are you doing this for a minute. And he's like, got this mannequin, he's gonna like, behead it. And it's just the greatest thing to get you like,
first of all, what are you doing this for a dip shit?
He takes a big swing and it's an internet video
so you're like, shit, he's gonna fucking cut his arm
on for something.
He just takes a big swing and right before it hits
the mannequin's head, the blade completely flies
out of the handle.
You can't see it, but it hits something.
And then he goes like this.
And then the dishwasher comes down like
individual like the door of the dishwasher.
It went right through it and he's like, oh my god.
So oops, that sucks.
Dude, that outside next time.
I like that we didn't do it.
A whole immersion based on Fruit Ninja, where for safety reasons we had to use wooden swords
and then you're just doing it on a podcast with real swords.
Oh, there it is.
This is after. So unsafe.
We did a pair first and he actually,
he sliced it perfectly in half when he did the pair.
But what did the pair?
Oh, that's such a bad idea.
I'm seeing it.
I know.
You'll think of how much of your life depends on Chris
being able to grip that thing.
Yeah, apparently with,
I, Trevor was watching the show during this
and apparently he like came to Eric
and was like, hey, let's please take that story away
because he was just worried for my wellbeing.
And I appreciate it.
I'm, yeah.
Cause I didn't even notice,
like I wasn't even thinking like,
oh, I'm in Chris's direct.
Right, right.
He let's go with that sword.
He doesn't even need to come off break off.
Look at that, he's barbs like,
I think that's a bending.
Good, no.
He's gonna face me in her face.
I didn't even care.
Cause I made him do it again.
And he's swinging real hot.
He's going,
when he's standing behind Chris like fuck this,
I guess he knows.
That's the Achima Hunter knowledge is like,
whenever there's weapons being used,
they stand behind him.
It's a good form that are by Chris.
Yeah, I can't think of a worst combination
than sharp objects and Chris,
Chris's athleticism.
That's like a bad combination.
Yeah.
And alcohol recipe for disaster.
Yeah.
Oh, here.
So can I ask you more quick before you go?
So you haunter, did you go to Philly?
Did some people went to the Philly airport?
Did you go to the Philly airport?
Mm-hmm.
I don't think you were here when I talked about it.
Did you find American?
Yep.
The Philadelphia airport is fucking amazing.
Did you get all the gates with all the little iPads and everything and all the kiosks and every single gate?
Did you not notice that? I'll be honest with you. I don't remember being there. Really?
They have every airport, so the airport. I think it was on the live podcast.
Yeah, it was the live podcast. Yeah. Yeah, I had we just come through the Philly airport and all the gates
Gus, this is like heaven for you all the gates have iPads where you can just order food. Okay, let me kill you some all the gates, Gus, this is like heaven for you. All the gates have iPads where you can just order food.
Okay, let me tell you something.
All the tables?
I raved about this at the New York airport
about three years ago and you shat all over me.
About how stupid it sounded.
About having iPads to order food
and about how convenient it was
and how much easier it wasn't dealing with someone
and you said it sounded stupid.
What was the effort for you to totally dump
all over my excitement when I talked about this and you're only someone who had it sounded stupid. What was the effort? You just totally dumped all over my excitement
when I talked about this a few years ago.
I'm sure there's only someone here at the end of the year.
There you are.
You're talking about how awesome it is.
They even have you're just...
You hadn't seen it, you just didn't understand it.
Little, I was probably making fun of you
for being anti-social.
That's what I said, I even preface this with saying,
you would love it.
Yeah, I loved it, I told you I did.
They even have it every gate,
they've got like a mini convenience store,
but you just check out yourself.
What was the airport we were in where it had iPads,
and we were trying to give you food poisoning.
So we were trying to get food poisoning.
We ordered like $70 worth of airport sushi
to try and give you food poisoning and work.
And he just had delicious sushi,
and I was watching, I was like,
why am I filming this?
And did you run into somebody,
and I had to explain them I couldn't talk because I had to eat
70 pieces of sushi.
Oh god.
Forget what I was.
I feel like that person would have understood.
Maybe we just like I'll leave you all.
I remember it being in an airport where it was like you probably shouldn't order sushi
right far from the ocean.
We thought it's very far from the ocean.
It's in an airport.
It's sushi.
That if I'm gonna get food poisoning from anything.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it.
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get food poisoning for me, I'm gonna stop it man. I do never got food poisoning
Yeah, that's so bizarre to me. I get food poisoning a lot
You do I think you and us are get it more than anyone I know I'm gonna be careful once every couple of years
I'll get it there was one time I ate scallops sushi raw scallops
It tastes a little weird and then later that day I had kind of a gross burp
That's like the closest I've ever come.
How did you survive?
To whatever anyone's calling food poisoning.
I just, when people say it, I don't even know what it is.
I literally don't know.
For me, if I was to describe it, if it was like,
if I relax my anus,
ugh.
What will come out?
That was my food poisoning.
Really?
If I'm not clueless.
I'm clueless.
If I'm clueless, I'm clueless.
I'm clueless. This is like when I had not... Clemping my asshole closed, water will come out of it.
This is like when I had to...
I can't do pure sleep.
Or if you're asleep, especially.
Sounds like when I had to do the cleanse
for the colonoscopy I had.
Mm.
Where, if you guys had colonoscopy...
I have an eye.
Okay.
What if I wanted a couple months?
It's not that bad.
The prep is the worst part.
So, it did this thing where you would drink this fluid
and then within like half an hour,
it would start to work,
which means you have to go to the bathroom.
But after a couple hours of it,
it was literally like I was pissing out my ass.
What?
Like you'd be like, oh, I have to shit now,
but you would go to the bathroom and it would just be pissed.
That was me in Singapore.
Really?
Yep.
You should have some of that.
I like it a shot.
Why not?
Let's clean everything out.
I'm scared of it all.
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So we forgot about something.
Oh, yeah.
You were the other day, Gavin,
talking about how you wanted to have a full English breakfast.
Yeah.
So I tasked Eric with preparing.
He was immediately negative about his own ability
to get hold of.
I think he was most concerned about the beans.
Yeah, I don't get the beans part either.
I'm with you.
It's gross.
Ba-da-da-da.
So, oh, nice.
I thought it was a song.
Oh, my God.
This is...
Do we have the top down camera?
They even look like British eggs. These beans look a bit. I
Like how we would it what what what do you call beans that like halfway to refried? I
English breakfast. Bakes you are right. Lyos. Are they not baked beans? Well, I mean they are baked beans, but they're Pinto beans
That looks so good
Yes Pinto beads. That looks so good. Yes.
I don't know what took us so long. We're supposed to lead the show with it.
I hope that's exactly what you were going for.
Was that reaction?
I've been sitting over there for a little while.
No, you don't need cold beach.
Maybe hot for the face.
Did you ever go to that English cafe down south?
You and Ellie were going to go.
That's what was full English.
Oh, it is from there.
Yep.
We can make it.
We can make it for you if you'd like.
Oh, yeah, let's get in the micro.
I would like some cold beans.
I went in there with,
oops, I went in with that cold.
They're cold.
Get me, no room temperature.
Get me bacon.
Give you bacon.
They seem to have tomatoes.
I've never understood the tomato.
I don't see it like your, your p and zero is getting on.
The jeans there if you want to get it heated up.
I got, oh, come on, oh, come on. Let's off the bacon there.
You also have a whole slice.
Thank you, James. So good. I full English breakfast is so good.
I think the, the reason, well, one of the things that it also
we think about was you just recently got your green card.
You did.
Yeah.
Gavin, I'm so proud of you.
Are you proud to meet American?
Do you remember?
I'm not American.
Do you remember how was it three years ago
when I got my green card?
Was it that long ago?
It was a 2016, August 2016.
And I already started trying to get mine at that point.
And you were so disappointed.
So I actually wanted you to have the same experience that I had.
I don't think I was disappointed.
We have a little American flag.
And if you would do the honor of standing up and presenting the American flag behind you,
we have a little...
I guess I'd hold it up behind it.
Oh, okay.
I don't think you're going to do this with an American flag. Try and make it eatable, boys. You can a little... I guess I hold it up behind it. Oh, okay. I don't think you're gonna do this
with an American flag.
Try making it eatable, boys.
You can.
It's what I did.
Welcome to Freedom Gavin.
You did it.
Oh, look at this.
Which way?
Behind you.
Behind you.
Like a backdrop.
There you go.
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There you go! Yeah!
You did it!
You did it!
I'm going to give this to someone so I don't put it down in an offensive manner.
I once knocked a flag off the shelf behind me and play a pause and it was...
I'm sorry to everyone watching this.
Considered an active terror. Yeah, people get really upset about that. I'm handling it a flag.'t it was? I'm sorry to everyone watching this. Consider an active terror.
Yeah, people get really upset about the handling of the flag.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry to everyone watching this.
This is a very Canadian handling.
I don't know how to do this.
Love the apologies.
I think now you have to burn it.
Because it went on the floor.
There's a whole set of...
There's a whole set of procedures on what to do with the flag.
Yeah.
And everyone knows that don't touch the ground one.
And that's about it.
Like that.
Right.
Everybody learned one.
It's like everybody knows one or two of the 10 Commandments.
And doesn't know the rest of them.
But they talk about the 10 Commandments
as though they're really important.
Same thing with the flag.
Rules for handling the flag.
If you knew all the rules for handing the flag,
you would realize how often you break all those fucking rules. Yeah. Like the big one is if you have anything that's a peril based, that has the flag. If you knew all the rules for handing the flag, you would realize how often you break all those fucking rules.
Like the big one is if you have anything that's a peril based,
that has the flag on it, that's against the rules.
Right, you're not supposed to wear the flag.
In any way, yeah.
Is that considered wearing it just now?
You put a behind you.
No, no, no.
I think I have some,
I think I have some swim shorts to have them.
I think you do.
I think Michael gave me a,
was that the flag code?
Is that what they call it?
You can call it like good.
Sounds about right.
I learned how to fold a flag in the Boy Scouts.
Who was the first person you told
when you got your green card?
Meg.
Oh yeah, do you get a phone call
or does it like show up in the mail?
I got an email and then I went to the mailbox
and there it was.
And it didn't have to sign for anything in the mail.
Yeah, I'm so excited that because I've always found it really hard to make permanent decisions here because my visa after the original run has just been year to year.
So it's like, hope they accept it.
Yeah, it's hard to really lay down any sort of permanency.
And it's still a green card.
I thought they'd change it, but it's green.
Yeah, it is green.
Don't forget to travel with it.
Well, I mean, technically I can never be without it.
Really?
Yeah.
Do you have it right now?
Yeah, because if for whatever reason you don't have it
on you when they ask for it, that's a violation
of the green card.
Shit, I don't have it on me right now.
Except on the shoulder.
Someone is the pilot, Ben 97. And Chad said, yes, you can't wear it except me right now. Except on the shoulder. Someone is the pilot, Ben 97, and Chad said,
yes, you can't wear it except on the shoulder.
And it's even weird what the way it has to be presented
on the shoulder.
Have you ever seen it on someone's uniform
or on their shoulder specifically?
And it looks backwards.
Right.
Like especially if it's on their right shoulder,
it's like the stars are on one side,
and the stripes are on this side.
But it's normally, when you look at the picture of the flag,
the stars, and the star field the stripes are on the surface. Normally, when you look at the picture of the flag, the stars,
the star field is up in the top left hand corner and the stripes run this way.
But if it's on your right shoulder, the stars are up on the top right hand corner,
as opposed to that exactly like that.
So that looks backwards, right?
Why is that?
It's because it's, uh, when you wear it, it's supposed to be like going into battle with it.
Like if you imagine a pole attached to it,
it goes forward and depending on what side you look
at from, but always the stars are facing forward
when you're charging forward.
What if you walk backwards into battle?
But more, if you had on your left shoulder,
it would be okay to be the orientation
that you're familiar with.
That's one of the interesting things about the British flag,
well, the flag of the United Kingdom, the Union Jack,
is that it looks like it's symmetrical,
but it can actually be backwards.
Really?
Because the diagonal lines, when they cross over,
they're like this, so you can actually have it the wrong way.
Do you know which way?
Can you, like, I would not tell you what to do?
If you get it obviously, it's not symmetrical flag.
Oh yeah, that.
They've read in different places on the diagonals.
Yeah, that's true.
It's possible to get it the wrong way around.
So Eric sent me a link here somewhere.
It's a page on the American Legion website.
Crazy.
I've seen that for my whole life.
I've never known that.
I've never known that.
Yeah.
It's a page here on the American Legion website.
Someone asked, is it permissible aware an item of clothing that looks like the United States
flag?
The answer that they have, again, American Legion website,
unless an article of clothing is made from an actual United States flag,
there is no breach of flag etiquette whatsoever.
So you just can't cut a flag into shorts. Right.
Okay. Dang.
I always I was heard the same thing you did.
You can't make this a flag. Right. Yeah.
So I don't know which is actually correct.
Yeah, the first time I realized that that was the Unijek thing was when we had that vavsha
and it was like the V with the Unijek.
Yeah, I was like, why is it, why is it like weird?
And I was like, oh, it's because the flag isn't symmetrical.
Like it didn't line up.
Hot breathless.
Very hot.
Coming in.
I'm so happy.
I like that.
Just wore an America flag and now I'm having a full.
Yeah. The very last one. So what do you put on toast an American flag and now I'm having a full. Yeah.
The last one.
So what do you put on toast in the UK?
Bean, right?
Marmalade.
Marmalade.
But beans on it.
Marmalade, jam.
What about it?
I love that the Union Jack flag is a combination of like all of the, what do you call them?
The territories of Great Britain or the United States and other states and countries.
You got Wales.
Scotland, Wales.
England.
Wales is the dragon there.
I just got Scotland. Yeah, Scotland is
Scotland Northern Ireland England. Yeah, it's a mishmash of all the flags. Yeah, it's like
you just overlay them all and you end up with the Union Jack. I think it's a it's a really
cool way to do it. I'm as the UK been around longer than I have. Yeah, I bet. Yeah. But
like, you know, England's been around for a while, but how long, like what was the first
country, Georgia? They just kind of like get everything all at once?
I don't know.
Did one of them join late?
Hawaii was the last state to join the United States.
That makes sense, though.
It's really far away.
That is true.
It is farther away.
Puerto Rico was close to statehood and then not getting it.
That seems like a battle that we don't need to be fighting.
So why is this even more confusing?
Because it's attached to a different country.
One of the biggest things
and it's hard to do with that on knife,
one of the biggest differences in our cultures
is the bacon.
It's different in every culture that bacon is.
Is that not the proper bacon?
It looks like the, what is it?
You know what they call Canadian bacon?
Yeah, like Canadian bacon is basically ham.
Ham, yeah.
And you know what they call us bacon in other places?
American bacon? Called streaky bacon, right? Streaky bacon. Yeah, is it because it's like streaky go off at the oh
Well, fat bits the acts of union 1800 united the kingdom of Great Britain and the kingdom of Ireland in 1801
in 1801
But the Irish were like no, no, nope, and we're not doing that
Right is that like that form the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.
Following the partition of Ireland
and the independence of the Irish Free State in 1922,
which left Northern Ireland, yeah, it's just continued there.
Like, wait, I feel like Wales was the first one to be like,
yeah, okay, we're part of this thing.
Scotland was like, we'll see.
Scott Lynn kind of had their own kind of version of Brexit a little bit.
But it seems more foreign to me than Wales.
Really?
Yeah, they were like, we're leaving the UK, but then they
did a referendum and then voted not to go.
But it was pretty close if I recall correctly.
And then-
I'm probably rethinking that now.
Few years, they probably are, honestly, yeah.
A few years later
Then the UK's a hole is like, yeah, we're getting out of here. We're leaving the EU
I'll be how's that going
No, they still have that April 12 deadline. I think now what are these deadlines mean for what they got to turn them like a
O report. What are they doing?
I think it's over no and something and then extend the deadline. They all have to vote no one.
I think it's said there's a date.
I believe it's May 22nd when there are EU parliamentary elections.
And if the UK wants to leave, they can't have a seat in the EU parliament.
So they need to get out before those elections that way they don't put someone in there.
If Brexit goes through, as it is said to have, oh, we'll go through.
How long do you think before Brent tree?
When will we come back?
We can't, can we get David Brent to hit that up?
Do you have a David Brent tree?
Wow.
The moment they leave, the moment it's done
and you're out of the EU,
you'll be like a free agent at that point.
It would be awesome if we just that day
offered you guys statehood.
51 states?
Well, 54, because you're taking them all differently.
We have whales and Scotland and Northern Ireland.
What if you just took whales?
Like, what if you like such a fuck you?
Like, hey, you guys wanna be a state?
You're gonna go for it.
Will you believe in the do seven for Canada. Seven
provinces. How many provinces can a 10 and 10 promises and three
territories 10 what's the difference in a province in
territory. No one wants to live in a territory. Like,
listen, the geography of Canada is something I should know a
lot better than I do. And I don't know it at all. You got the
Vancouver. No Vancouver. And you got the Newfoundland side
Ontario Ontario Quebec. Not all the way. No Vancouver. And you got the Newfoundland side Ontario.
Ontario Quebec. Not all the way over there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
And that which bits French Quebec.
That sounds about right. And then they got Calgary.
Calgary in the middle. I can't tell.
I think they're very happy. You're getting by the territories.
The top three. They're at thegary. I think Eric would be very happy to get it. Are the territories the top three?
They're at the top, yeah.
So you got the Northwest territories.
You got Quebec.
And an event which is a new one actually.
Ontario is having none of it.
It's a toba.
It's having none of it.
I can't remember Saskatchewan, is that what that is?
Yeah.
There's a place in Saskatchewan called Saskatoon.
And so saying Saskatoon Saskatchewan
is probably one of my favorites.
That is awesome.
Yeah. It apparently also has one of my favorites. That is awesome. Yeah.
It apparently also has one of the highest crime rates
out of any place in Canada,
because I think there's very little to do there.
What do they have?
Three.
I think it's per capita.
I'm just sculpting a little breakfast sandwich.
Oh, that looks tasty.
I'm jealous.
Oh, that's sausage too.
Oh, you're good.
Eric, you sound veryers. I'm jealous. Oh, that's sausage too. Oh, you're good.
Eric, you sound very displeased with it.
Like, you conquered 170 countries and you're eating beans, dude.
Eric, why don't you shove the entirety of this up your ass?
He made this for you.
Oh, thanks, Eric. I'm sorry.
Enjoy your breakfast.
Show it up your ass. Thanks for my day.
You're just insulting my people, so I had to step in. I want to my room.
Stop talking about Canada.
This is from Hunter 5.9.
As a Canadian, it hurts when you do.
I never should that people,
when people like get upset when we talk about the thing
that they know, you know.
It's like, this is what you know.
We probably know it.
We're trying to find out about it.
We're asking questions.
Yeah.
That's how you learn.
Yeah.
Well, I couldn't watch it. It's so painful. It's really painful. How many countries in Europe? Uh, I used to,
I mean, for the amazing race, I used to be able to name all of them in Europe. What you
want? You get the Eastern Europe, man. It like, it's pretty fluid over there. Oh, it's a
guitar. Whoa. It's a really. I'm going to say say 23. You're gonna eat in the EU or in Europe, mainland Europe 23.
I got the number here.
You want to hear it?
Yeah.
I was like close to 50, isn't it?
51.
Oh, wow.
I think that would be something we would know because we're pretty close to having 51 states
depending on whether Puerto Rico happens or not. That's fucking top.
Is it?
I just, I don't like beans.
I love beans.
I never, never really got it.
Jeez, you've put a bit of sausage at Barbara.
You know, it's funny.
I have so many freckles on my arms.
I looked down, I couldn't tell where it was.
Thank you.
There's 28 countries in the EU, counting the UK.
What?
28 countries in the EU? What UK. What? 28 countries.
What did you say? You said there was 51.
51 in Europe.
Oh, so you're saying not all the countries in Europe are in the EU?
No, I didn't know that.
What's the point?
Right.
Those these those legs it.
Eastern European countries are talking about the ones that still I guess love exit
fall under a lot of buzz.
Next.
What about Moldova?
Is that in there?
I do not think that was my own country for special Olympics when I was Gavin
I went over for the winter games. He got the UK. I got moldova. There was literally four people there from moldova.
Good on them got to know them. Yeah, there's great. They made the trip. That was a lot of people on the England.
It was a ton. Yeah, there was a ton. That was so much fun. Man, I thought back to they just had the summer games
for the Olympics, special Olympics in UAE. So it was an event. It was actually when I was at a town.
The guy that we went with in Austria kind of had to make a choice, I think, between
going to the summer games for special Olympics or going on the sailing trip. And yeah, I'm happy he went on the sailing trip.
So.
Should we mention the short that we put out this past week,
the 16 year lie?
Oh, yeah.
Somebody called that in comments.
What are you doing here?
Somebody called it in a tweet, I think.
And you reacted to it.
Oh, yeah, like a couple of days before it came out.
A couple of days before it came out.
And then it's somebody accused us of stealing the idea
from them. As if we hadn't already filmed it.
A very shocking, I'm not gonna ask about something like,
yeah, I'm sure in the three days between when you set this
and the short came out that they put together production
filmed it and it didn't release it.
Yeah, did all the posts on it.
Yeah.
I wrote a short about a decade ago.
I feel like I should just find it and shoot it.
You should.
As it is.
No other things. Oh, not, not we got to edit the video, but like it and chew it. You should. As it is. No other things.
Oh, not we got to edit the video, but like as I wrote it.
Really?
No idea what it's about.
It's about winter binds on the side of a skyscraper.
You can power the top floor of your building.
So I just don't know.
That was a painful short, right?
For all the fake laughing.
It was painful in the sense that we had to do a lot of fake laughing,
which is probably one of the hardest things to do in acting,
fake crying and fake laughing.
But it was also painful on another level,
because I actually felt legitimately sorry for you,
because we were just like basically telling you
that your whole life was a lie.
I was, obviously it's scripted, but.
Right, at one point, you know, we were doing a take
and I'm standing there, like everyone's laughing,
and I'm like, this is kind of fucked up, right? It's kinded, but right. Yeah, at one point, you know, we were doing a take and I'm standing there like everyone's laughing And I'm like this is kind of fucked up right?
We're like laughing at your pain and your life turning into shambles and I'm like I kind of feel bad for guss in this
I know yeah, there was like one more was like this is a little weird. Yeah
But yeah, it was it was it was fun and a lot of people were wondering about the whole, like, we had a woman play your wife
and we called her Sarah in the short.
Yeah, I didn't think we should have done that.
Would your, would Esther not have done it?
No, she declined.
Yeah.
Oh, she did.
So we did try to do Esther and then decline.
It would have been confusing though,
if we had someone playing your wife and called her Esther,
because it's done that I feel like we've done the past
with Esther's sister, haven't we?
I think she was like from behind.
And like, crazy? I don't think so. Esther's sister has haven't we? I think she was like from behind. And like crazy.
I don't think so.
Esther's sister has been in shorts though.
She was in one, she was in the devil box immersion.
Is that what it was?
Yeah.
She was in something else.
I think she was.
She was in the recording booth.
Oh, she did.
To be co-host.
A voice for episode 100 as well.
Yep.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
OK. But yeah, I think it would have been equally
as confusing. Who played you in the gender swap RVB episode? Who played Simmons? I don't
remember. I have no idea. Was it me? Maybe no, that was like I don't
wait. That was ages ago. Maybe I'm thinking of a different season 14
That was that was a time earlier where
caboose's brain had like flip-jender
Obby B stuff. Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, but there was
I was thinking about
14 or 12 the misremembered stuff
Where donut was the girl? Yeah, yeah, it specifically was a girl. Yeah, I don't think it.
And it's a little sorry to a pirate.
And Griffiths.
But that was something where S assist
to play one of the characters.
She was an episode of hundreds.
She did a voice at the end for like one of the endings.
And that was it.
Yeah.
I thought she was physically in something.
She was in the devil box short.
Oh, okay.
All right, if you just joining us.
I'll say it again a few more times if you want.
So I saw, I had a strange experience when I was overseas.
I only get the all's perspective on this.
I saw something that happened and I wasn't sure if it's, I didn't do anything about it.
And I, it's been kind of bugging me.
I, I keep wondering if it's something, are you sure you want to talk about this?
Yeah, if it's something, because I'm curious to know what your perspective on this is.
Is this something that I should have said something about in public?
So I was walking through a hotel in Singapore and there were a bunch of tourists from...
Can I say, by the way, Singapore, most humid place on the planet?
That place is humid as fuck.
It's beyond 100%.
I don't understand how anybody lives there. What do you mean? It's nice. Oh, humid. Yeah, it is.
I mean, it's a wonderful place, but it is hot and humid.
It's not just swimming.
I heard human.
It's insane, Gus.
I spent years in Houston, Texas, which is like 100% humidity all the time.
It's built on a swamp, Houston.
Singapore blows it away.
The people who live there are like the most resilient people on the planet.
It's so fucking good lightning in Singapore.
Yeah, I woke up. There was a storm one night and
It was on yeah, it's unbelievable like I thought you know
We have big thunderstorms here in central Texas. It's cool ones this weekend, man
Yeah, it's nothing like so nice the lightning and thunder that I saw there. It's
Crazy. I went all the way there just to film that. Yeah, it was that much of a guarantee. Yeah
I got out of bed to go look at it. I was like I knew it was gonna be amazing
That you see me went to arts and science.
The what? Oh, yeah, yeah. That was fucking cool. I ended up looking at the Instagram tag
of like all the pictures that people would upload from that place.
It was so awesome. Yeah, there was some, it was really, really cool installation.
They had like these LED lights that went like floor to ceiling and then they had, I didn't
really get it in the video, but the floor is mirrored. So if you look down, like you see the same lights,
it seems like it goes down forever.
So you feel like you're suspended,
like floating in space.
It's really weird.
How did you feel about the document
you had to sign entering Singapore?
Oh, the one that an all caps says,
death to all drug traffickers.
Yeah.
They'll just straight up kill you,
yeah, and drugs there.
And I was, I was looking at, I was like, I don't have drugs on me, but I'm still scared
of it right.
You were my absent, my shoe.
And then they were, sometimes they word things
in weird ways.
Like I was getting, I was writing in a cab
and they have a little sign in the cab that says,
remember to not forget your hand phone.
So remember to not forget,
is that really the best way to worth that?
It's like hand phone too.
Yeah, it's like, why not remember your phone
or don't forget your phone?
Why is it remembered to not forget your phone?
Well don't forget to remember to not forget.
Right, this is so confusing.
It's that reminder to not forget.
Anyway, so I was walking through a hotel lobby
and there's tourists from all over the world there.
And there was a woman who was obviously
a tourist from another country,
and she had a child with her.
The child was walking, I don't know how old kids are.
I've known how to kid, so I'm bad judges.
Six maybe?
Like, six years can walk.
Yep.
That's a good guess.
Check that out.
The kid was crying, and she kind of like kicked the kid
to like,
to get a new job crying.
Right.
I was like, is that,
where did she kick him like on the back?
I was like, is that should I tell someone something?
Is this like a cultural thing where that's acceptable,
wherever she's from?
Like is it my place to tell her not to kick her fucking kid?
Yeah.
Oh my God. So I didn't say anything and it's been like, I don't know to tell her not to kick her fucking kid? Yeah. Oh my god.
So, and I didn't say anything, and it's been like,
I don't know, I keep thinking about it.
Like, should I have said something?
Was it like a, like, she poked him with her,
or like a full on her?
It's like a, like a, like a side kind of kick thing.
Oh.
Well, the kid go down, was the kid,
the kid did not go down.
Kid was still like standing up.
Like it was hard to clearly be something to hurt him.
Yeah, I remember I turned to Esther.
I was like, she just kicked that kid.
Yeah, I can't see any outcome in confronting someone
when that happens where it ends positively.
For you or the kid?
For the world.
But I'd be saying for both.
It's like, yeah.
And well for you, it won't end well for the kid.
Yeah, because all I could see is someone being like,
you can't tell me how to parent my child
or like mind your own fucking business or whatever it is.
Yeah. Which is terrible.
But.
Yeah, it was just shocking to see.
I had no idea what to do.
That's messed up.
I don't know, I grew up in a neighborhood
in when I was in New York where my buddy Carl,
when he got in trouble,
his mom would hit him with a stick.
And that was like, I was happy my parents
is hitting with a stick.
Like the same stick every time,
or just whatever
She's think it fine. Yeah to go pick it. He had to go get his switch that she was gonna hit him with
So that was part of punish me
He had to go out into like the woods and come back to the twig. Yeah, fine lipsticks. It is fine
He would work on that he'd like crack him a little bit. No, then do it
He'll be like a whip. I was like, fuck Carl. What did he say man?
I'm gonna go home and get fucking whipped on.
But it's like-
Help me find a solution.
It seemed like, if I knew that situation was going on today,
it would be really bad.
But with corporate punishment for kids,
it's something that we've recently moved beyond.
When did that come in?
Like, when do people hitting their own kids?
What I mean is like,
when I was a kid, people kept their kids.
People were still doing it when I was a kid.
Yeah, I got whacked. I think it started to fade out during our like generation growing up.
Yeah, so we're like, I think it's when I feel like it really late 80s early 90s.
Yeah, but if my parents had hit me when I was like, between five and 10, I wouldn't have been like,
what just happened. I've been like, oh shit, my parents hit me. You know, to me, it wouldn't have been,
but I wasn't like some kids. Some kids got the the tarbeid on. I had an older brother who did that for me.
He would hold me down and spin in my face.
That's different.
Yeah.
Those are kids.
Did the kid stop crying?
No kid was still having a fit.
Yes, Jimmy William.
Carl was black.
You cracked the code.
Yes.
I guess the picking the switch thing was something that was cultural, you know, that,
because I met other, my friends.
I mean, I found this brand like Leningrad Carl
from The Simpsons.
What?
You know, he said he said,
he said, he asked me, he's done the chat,
he said, it was Carl Black.
Right.
So, yeah, and I, my friends even in Houston,
that was the thing growing up,
is like picking a switch was a thing.
Like that was,
what if you just came back with an axe?
Yeah.
Did you see that video of that woman throwing the axe?
Like, I guess it was on Reddit this weekend?
The reason was like the guy next to her,
kind of got how serious the thing was,
but then didn't like, I would have freaked the fuck out.
You know, there's like those axe bars where you can go
and you throw an axe at a walk.
It's like me and Chris from off topic.
She, yeah, very much.
She had the axe, she, you know, had overhead,
she threw it, but it hit the ground, then it bounced,
and it hit the target,
and then it bounced and came straight back at her.
And she ducked and it went right over her head.
It's one, you see the videos all the time,
like they threw an overhand, two handed throw
with an axe and they go into the target.
She was so bad, she missed and hit the floor,
which I think was like a rubber floor.
I feel like they should have some type of cork
or something that would be out there. I'll take it the floor too. Yeah. No, oh my god
Jesus, that guy's like whoa, I'm gonna get my axe. You have you almost have to watch it a few times
I guess it was so I remember Matt see it and it just because Bo-Dwing whoa. Oh my god. Yeah, I guess it wouldn't have been
Lee so it could have cracked us skull if that went in. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a bad deal. Oh
that went in. Oh yeah, absolutely. Holy shit. Yeah, that's a bad deal. Oh,
equally. I will never do that. I want to go to one of those. I'm gonna do that. What the hell? Why not? I would do it. I think my kids are the rents of the rent fair. That's the
rarity. They do the archery thing at the rent fair. It's literally like
shoulder to shoulder, 30 people with bows and arrows, real bows and arrows firing in this range.
And they're all like half drunk, you know.
And I'm like, eh, what's going to be okay? It's a surprise. He tests for the shooting ranges here.
For the guns. No, but the people who run shooting ranges, I find it be they're pretty like stringent
across the board. The very safety focus. You have very, very, very safety focus.
Like if you fuck around in any way in a shooting range,
they will take you out, like not a quiet place.
No.
No.
Do you ever see the thing where the guy is like,
has the gun, he's taking photos of it,
and the instructor's like literally like,
looks like you know when cats have that horrible body language
when they're ears go flat and they're ready to pounce,
like the instructor's watching him, and the guy's like taking photos with and all the stuff and then sure enough
The guys like got the gun. He's got a selfie's got here like this and then sure enough the guy goes like this with the gun and puts it to his head
Oh my god
The instructor is on him in like two seconds
Which seems like a bold move anyway because if a guy's got a gun to his head
He's taking he's not trying to kill himself. He's just taking a selfie, but he thinks he's being funny. And the guy's like, like, unloading the gun, disassembling it
and fucking yell on it. The guy can't see because it's surveillance footage. There
are security footage. And he's just like yelling at him the whole time to get the fuck out
of here. You're not being here. Just see the clip that was up on Reddit this week. The
guy has a gun. They're the gun range. He's misfiring. It is as sorry for audio listeners.
I'm not going to be able to describe this.
The gun won't fire apparently,
because they're firing and there's two guys
and they're looking at it and he's like this
and they he's messing with it.
He's like, and they're all frustrated.
He's like, click, click, click, click, click,
and he goes,
put his hand over the bear.
What, what, what?
And does it and then he's like looking at it,
doesn't actually look down the barrel at the point in time.
But then does it again,
puts his hand in front of the barrel, like what is he like, and literally shoots
the whole right through his hand.
I did not see that.
It's fucking insane.
It's like the whole time you're watching the video,
like, dude, stop doing that, stop doing that.
And then when he does it, of course.
I don't know, like was he trying to feel for error?
No, it makes no sense why you would do that.
I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm bad for.
I'm bad for it.
This was like, it was like an older guy too.
Like it looked like someone who,
did you see it?
Yeah. Yeah. Is it gross? You don't really see, like you just basically see I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm not a bad guy.
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that he's making and not do it.
And you're, I mean, I think none of those opportunities,
I can understand the gun going off black
and hitting yourself, but to actually like,
like try and shoot your own hand, I don't understand.
That's who.
Yeah, it's messed up.
Does it make any sense?
Don't be looking for it.
Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna read this thing here.
Oh, God, Asian black Cage has said, on chat,
about 10 years ago, you used to go to a gun range
that had a bar inside of it.
That's not a turn.
Oh, my God.
What is the American flag?
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That's the American flag.
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Nice. People in chat are saying he was attempting to test
a trigger activated laser sight.
So that actually makes sense.
Oh, why he would put his hand in front of it,
except for the fact that it doesn't make any sense
why he put your hand in front of a fucking gun.
So you put it in front of the sight.
Oh, the laser, not the barrel.
Or it's pointed at anything.
That's not your hand.
Put up a pizza cardboard.
A laser shows up on a lot of different surfaces.
Yeah, everyone is like, you don't point a gun at something
you do not want to completely destroy.
Try, right?
Even if it's unloaded, it's like,
you only pointed at something you're okay
with totally destroying.
I'm not, I didn't grow up with guns the way that you did.
I've learned a lot about guns.
You're like living in Texas.
And as a gun owner, you gotta learn some stuff.
I've never taken a class,
but I know how to fire the weapons in my house.
The thing I've always heard is, don't point a gun at anything
that you don't want to completely destroy
and also don't ever take a gun out
unless you tend to kill someone.
Like in a situation with like,
don't take a gun out to hurt somebody.
If you're taking a gun out in a situation
with another person, you're taking the gun out to kill them.
Yeah, there's not like them shoot to injure
No, no, like that's a someone it comes on your property. Well, that's like shoot to get just like if you just like don't point a gun at somebody unless you want to kill
Don't put a gun something unless you want to be destroyed
Don't point a gun at a person unless you want the dog
It's not even like taking the chance you can't shoot someone to think like oh, I'm just gonna injure them like no
You there's still a really good chance you're gonna kill it. Yeah, even if we try to enter them Just not shooting at them right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's the it's either on or off
Well you guys grew up with learning all that stuff right. I know you did with your family. Did you do as well with your
My family we had knife fights, but yeah
I didn't I learned though from friends and stuff.
My first experience with guns,
was probably ninth grade, I think,
I went ski shooting with my friends.
And one of their dads was there.
And he was like, surprise that I had never held a gun before.
And I think his reaction kind of led me into thinking,
this is something that I should catch up on.
So it was, you know, and then that was,
we used for ski shooting shot guns for that. So first was, you know, and then that was used
for skeet shooting shotguns for that.
So first I was shooting shotguns and then with handguns.
I don't, I've never fired a,
we fired that machine gun off of the chopper
for the vlog because that was just fun to do.
But I'm like, I've never fired a rifle, any kind,
except for like a air rifle.
Really?
Only fired handguns and shotguns.
Cause my whole thing's just been home defense, you know.
It is interesting. I've always found interesting the differences Really? Only for our handguns and shotguns. Because my whole thing is just been home defense. You know?
It is interesting.
I've always found it interesting the differences between different states.
Because I was filming in Alabama with shooting high speed of guns.
Yeah.
And at one point, one of the people we were with left their gun with us, so we could continue
to film it.
And someone asked him, like, you're going to be all right, like without the gun.
And he was like, yeah, I should be fine, yeah.
Because he carries on him.
I was like, I've never had a gun on me my entire life.
And the fact that this guy was gonna go,
you know, maybe an hour without his,
they were like, you're gonna be fine, right?
Right, you're gonna be okay.
And I was like, that's just such a different
way.
To hang your head and carry around.
Yeah, the vacation guy.
It's just so interesting to me.
Oh, yeah, I love it.
I love the differences.
Well, my, the guy we used to work for was,
grew up as like living on a ranch and everything.
So guns were like a huge part of his life.
And he would let us go out and like,
to his land and just shoot if he wanted to.
And fun, it's fun.
It really is fun.
I know they're very dangerous weapons
and they use for horrible, horrible things,
but you know, if you use them properly
and you don't use them for violent purposes, it's actually fun to go out and shoot a gun.
Freak some people out though.
We went out to a gun range with you guys early on and we brought in a friend and he did
not like that at all.
He did not enjoy that experience in any way whatsoever.
No, that was interesting.
Yeah, I wasn't the biggest fan of it.
It's definitely.
It's good-flowed.
I feel like if you reach adulthood, having never touched one, and then you start firing one, it's very, it's a very weird feeling.
But you get used to it. Oh, so we have a special segment after this, right?
Yeah, we do. Oh, yeah. We'll throw that here in just a minute. This one more thing I want to
mention before you go. You know, I'm like super, what's the word? Obsessed with aviation.
Yeah.
And the aviation industry.
And when I was flying back from Singapore,
then normally that's like, we flew Singapore
to San Francisco, normally that's like a 14 and a half hour flight.
And they told us when we started, before we took off,
the pilot was like, we're going to be able,
this favorable wind would be able to shave some time off the flight.
Flight's only going to take us 13 hours today.
So I thought, that's a huge time.
Different in time.
So I started watching, you know,
one of the things you can do in your InFlight entertainment
is look at like your speed.
It's like, I'm curious to see how fast we're gonna go.
And some watching, we're like going like 750 miles an hour.
I'm like, that's pretty fast.
You know, there's like a 200 mile an hour tailwind.
And I just keep watching and like the speed just kept going up and up. And I started wondering like,
what's the speed record for 787? So the fastest I could find that a 787 has ever gone is 801 miles
an hour. Holy shit. Wind assisted. We got up to 792 miles an hour on our flight. Wow. I was like,
we are fucking hauling ass.
You didn't feel any different?
No, it doesn't feel any different at all.
So cool.
But it's weird to watch it and to see like,
the numbers keep going up.
And I was like, I was taking, like, I took a photo
of my fucking intertamer.
It was like, I've never, I've never seen the speed
get that high before.
So yeah, I feel like I've seen a lot of 600s
for the flight something on.
It's so crazy when you know you're going that fast,
but like it literally feels like nothing on a plane.
Well, you only feel acceleration, don't you?
So,
all right.
Well, you look at the window
and you just like see like just stuff going by like this.
And then occasionally on a flight,
you'll get something that's a frame of reference
for how fast you're going.
Typically, if you're in a like a very popular flight path,
you'll see another plane go by.
That's fucking free.
Coming the other way. Yeah, it's like, it's like it plane go by. That's fucking free. When the other way.
It's like, it goes by so fast, like, holy shit.
Yeah, we're moving really fast.
Or just like, if you see another plane in the distance
and you're like, is that coming towards us?
Yeah.
Is it gonna, uh.
Dude, to this day, I still don't like landing at airports
where there's another plane landing.
Even if it's like 300, 100 guards away,
it's just like on the same approach and everything,
it's like that shouldn't happen.
I don't know, jet wash, I don't know how to do that.
It's something, yeah.
You have to worry about it.
I guess, what we were going to plan it to.
Jet wash.
We were going 792 miles an hour
with a tailwind of 226 miles an hour.
People keep asking the chat, I feel like we should say,
people keep asking the chat about Shazam.
What do we think about?
Anybody else, Shazam besides me?
I was seeing it, yeah, I was wondering.
I did that for us, greenie. I did the dumbest fucking thing where I had extra tickets.
So I for every movie, including endgame, I buy my tickets and then I buy like four other
tickets. You can bring them. Okay. You want them. Do you you can come? No, no, thank
you. I appreciate you. Sure. Oh, yeah. I would have what if you didn't have to go with
me. What if I bought tickets to another theater two seats and I could just give you
those? It's because you don't want to sit next to him?
No, no, no, he doesn't like opening weekend crowds.
He doesn't like opening weekend crowds.
Oh wait, oh wait, that's good.
So I bought, and I was walking around the office,
bar of our office trying to like give these tickets away
because I also booked them for four o'clock on a Thursday
so I got to cut out a work an hour early to go to the movie. And John
Reissinger and Ali took me up on two of the tickets. And then they, and then I was giving
a tour to some friends who were in town. And so I was a little bit late. And then they
text me from the theater because I was rushing to get there. Like, do you know you booked this
for the slaughter, Talamo, which is like literally as far away
for this one.
Especially on a four o'clock on a Thursday
that you're not getting down there.
It's like by the old office.
And then that was like, I got there
and it was 420, they had a showing at the one right next to us.
It's us, we're right at the old airport.
And the element next to us had a showing at 420.
So I was able to buy another set of tickets,
like four tickets to go see it again.
So you mean you had four tickets
that just went unused at slaughter?
Six and I got a rain check for them.
So good.
I'm okay there, but I feel confused.
Did you see the film?
So I saw it, I saw it, yes, but it's not 20 minutes late.
It actually all worked out perfectly for me
because I was running late anyway.
And I got to go see it.
Why didn't you go to the company screening that we had?
Because I already had the tickets bought.
I just didn't know they were for the wrong theater.
But that was the day before.
But yeah, but I bought the tickets earlier.
And then when I found out they were the wrong theater,
I bought the new tickets.
Why didn't you just raincheck the latest tickets
and go to the free one, the company pod?
Because I didn't think about the raincheck thing
because I already had said,
well, why would you go see take a seat at the screening
from someone else?
I already had tickets to go see it the next day, I'm fine.
But then I go, I turn out I had the wrong theater,
then I start thinking about rain check stuff.
Because I don't want to waste six tickets
or the money.
I like how you're talking about taking a seat away
from someone.
Sophie sent probably five emails that day,
being like, anybody need tickets.
Because I think like not enough people
shut up to fill a theater.
Because there's I think a little last minute,
but you're like, I don't want to go away. See, it's from anybody.
My opinion was, it was good.
I liked it.
It was a very different first superhero movie.
It's one of the few superhero movies I would say
was very cute.
It was, I don't know how else to subscribe.
It was fun.
It was cute.
Yes, yeah, I can't.
You were sitting right over there.
And it was really a lot of fun.
There's some stuff about it that happens later
in the movie that I would wanna talk about.
But obviously I don't wanna ruin it for people who haven't seen it
and you three have not.
And it's been only a week that it's been out, not even.
I'm gonna try to see it this week.
Yeah, I go see it.
And we can maybe talk some more about it on a post show.
So we had Zachary Levi on the podcast
to talk about Shazam a couple of weeks ago.
And similarly, after this stay tuned if you're watching live,
we're gonna have a segment that we did with
Debatista and Camille Nangeani about Stuber, which is their upcoming film.
Yeah, just a good couple of them. So if you're watching live, stay tuned. We'll have that
group. No, we're good. You cut this or five. All right, so thank you everybody for watching. We'll see you guys next time.
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Make sure you stay tuned.
We have a special bonus segment with Dave Batista and Kumail Nanjiani.
They were nice enough to stop by, talk about the new film, Stuber.
We're just coming out this summer.
You can check out the trailer right now if you're interested and also watch our bonus segment when we talk about the film
Hello everyone welcome to a special supplemental segment with the receipt podcast as always we got Gus and Bernie here on the ends
And we're joined by a couple of special guests just us well, no no and our special guest this week
We have a Camel non-Gianti and Dave V. But, give it a go, can I correct really quickly?
Oscar nominated Camille Nanjiani.
And six time wrestling champion, Dave, but exactly.
Ben box office juggernaut, he's that.
That's right.
So you all have your new film,
Stubber coming out July 12th,
which is if I'm understanding correctly,
it's a police officer gets into
an Uber and needs an Uber to drive him around all day.
Correct.
Kind of.
Kind of.
Why don't you explain the premise?
It's more of a detective.
He's on a search for a killer and he begrudgingly uses Uber and he forces this Uber driver to drive around the
under six for this killing. He's just got a lay six surgery that you can't see.
He's not happy to be using Uber. He doesn't even know really what Uber is or
understand how it works. Right. And so he kind of forces me to go on this like
all night adventure to get the bad guy. Yeah, it's like an action comedy.
It's, uh, uh, yeah.
I'm guessing that YouTube spent a lot of time
with scenes in a car.
Like, so just the two of you, correct.
Just where you developed this rapport
was lots of time one on one.
Correct.
We haven't seen it yet.
We're gonna see it tonight.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love this movie.
I'm so excited to finally like,
that we're finally showing it to a crowd. Like, you know, nobody's seen it. I've this movie. I'm so excited to finally like that we're finally showing it to a crowd like you know nobody's seen it
Yeah, even he hasn't seen it that's really I read that you don't
You don't like to watch yourself. I don't like it. I'm
Having this conversation on the way over. I just don't are you nervous for tonight? I am I don't want to be there
You don't know I want to go and say hi and leave
Can you step out while the film is playing and And then? Yes, he can. Maybe. I probably could. But
I don't do it. I feel like he's there and I would feel like I would kind of be, you know,
I'd be in district. It's great. And you're great at it. I know the director Michael Dallas really
wants me to watch it. So I don't want to just step out. Yeah. I am uncomfortable with it. Yeah.
It's great. And you're great in it. You're gonna love it. You're gonna have a great time. You should watch it. I tell you get that like even sometimes on set you have the chance
after you do a take you have a chance to watch them on there and I'm just like I don't want to do it.
Because to me it gets in my head too much a little bit. Yeah, so you know, start over thinking. Do
you watch like your matches ever? Your belts and WWE? Uh, I curve? Yeah, I have watched some of them, but kind of,
it's kind of live performance, you kind of know how it went.
You kind of feel it, you know?
What do you really do?
Oh, for sure.
Wow, that's interesting.
WWE audiences are just like, ridiculous responses.
Oh my god, yeah.
Yeah, they're highly engaged.
Yeah, highly engaged.
That's a way to put it.
We have a very engaged fan of our own who works in the booth back there.
Anyway, so it's always be careful.
Oh my God.
I can't imagine.
It's always a strange scenario for me.
Anytime I use ride share Uber or whatever, it's like you're getting into a stranger's car.
Like this person has their whole life, you know, they're all whatever they have going
on. And you're just willingly are like, yeah, sure. I'm getting in that person's car. Like this person has their whole life, you know, they're all, all whatever they have going on. And you're just willingly are like, yeah, sure, I'm, I'm, I'm getting in that
person's car. And, you know, the most personal moment to me is when you have to put something
in the trunk. And, oh, yeah, there's always there's like, personal thing. Yeah, like
like, dip and rope. And you know, what is going on? I'm going to take the next one. And
like a hamster cage for some reason, yeah,, a few years ago I was taking, it was before Uber started before, you know, Uber had taken off.
I was taking a taxi from one of our old offices. I had to take a taxi from the office to my house.
So I held a cab here in downtown Austin, got in the back of the cab, told the guy where I was going.
He starts driving, we get a couple of blocks down and he's blasting Alex Jones on the radio.
All right. And the whole time he's driving,
he's making intense eye contact with me
in the rearview mirror,
just like looking at me,
straight in the eyes.
And I'm like,
all right.
And then he finally we come to a red light,
he stops and he turns around,
looks over the seat,
looks to be straight eye to eye and says,
I'm gonna put the light in you.
And I said, okay.
And I just pulled out some cashier.
Here you go.
I don't know. I just opened the door and stepped down. I was like, all right. I'm done. I'm gonna put the light in you. And I said, okay, and I just pulled out some cash. I go, here you go. I don't know, I just opened the door and stepped down.
I was like, all right, I'm done.
I'm gonna put the lights in you.
Yep.
Would you be in cash?
In the app.
You just gave me more money.
This was a cab.
I see a cab.
Before Uber.
So I was like, here you go, I'm done.
You can't review this, right?
No, there are still other putting lights in people.
And it's like, you knew where I was going.
You knew where my house was.
Like, I don't think I slept at all that night.
My God.
So that's why I even to this day,
I'm still like,
where are you getting into it,
Ubers or anybody else?
I am gonna.
I don't know what's happening.
I'm gonna use that phrase a lot going.
I'm gonna have to lighten.
Hey, I'm gonna put a light in you.
Take that however you want.
Maybe it's good.
Maybe a tiny line at the bank.
My worst uber thing was was I was waiting for my fiance
Ashley were going somewhere, it was in LA,
and I was parked outside of the place where we were staying,
and then someone just opens my back door
and gets in the car.
I'm sitting there waiting for her.
And I turned around, this young lady in my back seat,
and I said, are you looking for an Uber?
She gets, yeah.
That was on the phone, I said, because I'm not an Uber.
This is just my car.
This is my car.
And then it was like, I told her it wasn't my birthday.
She gets mad.
Yeah.
And then she put the light in you.
She was curious to me for not being an Uber.
Like I trick her somehow.
So.
Yeah, I don't understand how that happens.
I'm always like triple checking the license plate in the app.
Oh, yeah, totally. I don't want to get in the car. I like triple checking the license plate in the app. I'm like, yeah, totally.
I can't get in.
I knew as soon as she got in.
What was that?
Yeah.
She was trying to like escape.
So it wasn't like a scenario like,
stuber where it's actually some cool adventure I'm about to go on.
It's not cool.
It's terrifying.
It's a terrifying adventure.
You know what the part of Surah Aziz?
One of these things has kind of been lost to time.
It's like, there used to be this thing in movies where they, you know,
be in New York and they
jump in a cab and say follow that car. Right. You don't see that anymore. Right. This is kind of
like that. Yeah. It really is. It's sort of a modern version of it. It's an, yeah, it's like a new
version of an old school type of movie, which is the, you know, the buddy cop movie, but sort of it
gone away. But I love those movies. And I think this, I really like this movie.
But I am slightly biased because I'm a huge Dave Batista fan.
So the movie, like we said, comes out July 12th. Apparently, we're also, there's a new trailer.
Yeah, really looking forward to seeing you tonight. Dave, I know, maybe not, might not see you there,
but I'm going to be there. I'm going to come and watch. No, no, I'm going to come watch might not see you there, but I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be there.
No, no, I'm gonna come and watch you for sure.
Yeah, you can be there.
Yeah.
All right, I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
I'll be there.
Against better judgment, he'll be there.
But it's a great theater.
It's a really old art deco theater, the Paramount down down.
It's a gorgeous theater.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a hole in the ceiling that Harry Houdini allegedly drilled there for one of his
bits that he did when he performed on stage there.
So it's a great theater with tons of history. Really? Yeah.
Yeah. And you can see the whole thing.
It's a gorgeous theater.
It's a gorgeous theater.
It's a gorgeous theater. It's a gorgeous theater. It's a gorgeous theater. It's a gorgeous theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. that Harry Houdini allegedly drilled there for one of his bits that he did when he performed on stage there.
So it's a great theater with tons of history.
Yeah, yeah.
And you could see the hole.
You could see the hole is still there.
It's in the top.
Some rigging you put up or something.
Watch the film though, don't look up.
Yeah, I'm gonna find this hole.
You will.
I wanna find Houdini's hole.
I'm gonna put up this.
What's he gonna ask?
I'm gonna put a light in it.
Yeah, I just wanna go and hang a light from Houdini's hole.
What's so weird?
I'm gonna have 90 minutes,
because that's how long the movie is.
Oh my gosh.
What, congrats.
I don't see you.
What was he doing with the hole?
I think it was rigging.
See, I don't wanna give away anybody's secrets.
Well, I think it's okay.
I think you can give his away.
I think it was probably like some kind of tethered
to pull himself out of something
that he was trying to escape from.
Told, it's just on my part.
But it's just on my part.
In the ceiling, you know that he's up to something.
It's way up there too.
Yeah.
You'll know when you see it.
I don't know, maybe it was a platform or something.
I don't really know what Harry Coudini did
besides escape from stuff.
He was a magician.
And he let people punch him in the stomach.
Yeah, which did not end well.
Right. All right. All right. Well, thanks for watching everybody. Yeah, which did not end well. Right.
All right.
Well, thanks for watching, everybody.
Thank you so much for coming by.
Talking about the film, we really appreciate it.
And looking forward to checking it out.
It never tell Camille Happy Birthday.
Yeah, as long as you live.
And you go get a light in you.
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