Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gavin or Google 15 - #552

Episode Date: July 9, 2019

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco at RTX as they discuss Gavin or Google, things that make them gag, soiling yourself, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Why didn't you just go around the back? That's what I was doing. That's exactly what I did, dude. I went around the back. No, I didn't think I went. This, the back of the camera. Because I'd have to walk all the way around that, all the way back over here. I barely made it as it was.

That's literally the most... You know what? Next time you do it. How about that? I'm not a shill. I'm not doing that. Heart you, Jeff. This is a wrong panel. Hey, everyone welcome to the podcast.

Uh... I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Phil. No! I'm Barbara. Oh. I feel a lot of pressure. I'm mad.

Fuck. And I'm Gus. So what's the alcohol? What do you want? Eric, get diving something. Where's Eric? I don't even know who he is. Was that English? What did you just say?

You said Eric, you dropped it. Do I ever want to drink? Eric, dark, dark. What do you want? I failed, do you want to drink? Boos. I'll have whatever you have. Three boozes.

Oh, what's going on? Oh, the booze, yes, yes. Booze, double, booze. You almost ain't shit running up the stage, dude. It's just so many people in the stairs. Is it like four of them? Confirmed. It also doesn't help that we weren't planning on leaving.

And then Bernie was like, so now? And then just, what happened was, is that Queen was about to kick off. It was about to hit that chorus. And it was like, we could go now. And I was like then Bernie was like so now. And then just, yeah. What happened was that Queen was about to kick off. It was about to hit that chorus and it was like, we could go now and I was like, I was expecting Bernie to run though. I think that's the first time I've ever seen you run. Hi, run.

If Freddie Mercury's around, I'm running. Who would? It's true. It was not planned in any way and I felt kind of bad because I said it to Eric. Uh oh, you know, it's about to break. Should we run? Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, securities like he please hold off his like, I'm like, get out of the way.

It's queen. So Gus, I don't want to derail too much. You're, you're, you're, you're looking at your phone. You have notes ready. These are my notes. We've been over this before. If I haven't You say you don't want to do rail, but you've got your derail device out. Why don't you pay attention to the podcast villains?

What what I come prepared Well, we were gonna play Gavin or Google but I guess we can wait oh Not you know guys know the song, singing along with me. Gavin or Google, Google or Gavin, which one said it? Let's find out. I'm feeling lucky. All right.

Oh, you can't, I can't show the bar. All right, if you are not familiar with the rules of Gavin or Google, the rules of Gavin or Google are simple, I take a two or three word phrase, and I feed it into the very popular search engine Google, and I take the most ridiculous auto-complete I get for that phrase, and then take that same two or three word phrase, I feed it into the really, really, really, really, really weird brain of Gavin free. Whatever he comes back with, I put in the quiz, I asked them, who said this, Gavin or Google?

I butchered those rules, I butchered them. That was not great. I butchered them, I butchered the last half of it. Has you all know how hard it is? No, those rules were just for fun. Do you understand the game? Not at all. It's really simple, I don't ask.

You two things, and you're gonna tell me which one said it Gavin or Google Okay, that makes that part that makes sense Are you nervous are you nervous Bernie is everything okay down there? No, it's one of those things where when I started talking I thought I don't know where I'm going with this but my brain will figure it out by the time I get there You just never go back on the road. Yeah, pretty much. All right. Here we go First question for Gavin Google. The first phrase is The phrase is

Why don't? Why Don't Why don't actors wear belts The first one why don't actors wear belts The other is Why don't they make deodorant for butts? Why don't they make deodorant for butts? Bar wrote, which one was Gavin?

Which one was Goop? I literally don't know. These boats, well, okay, here's what I'm going to say. I'm going to say that why don't actors wear belts as Gavin? Because Gavin would never use the word butts. He would use the word arse. Unless it's a false flag. Or anus.

I don't think I've ever heard Gavin not use anus or arse when he has an opportunity. So I'm going to say that Gavin is the actor's don't want belts. Phil, which one was Gavin and which one was Google? I'm going to go, so that made me concerned about arse. I'm going to say it's the butts because maybe butts was already in the conversation and just doing the I was butts. Yes, you were butts. I'm going to agree with Phil, and that's because we know Gavin's lack of butt cleanliness.

It's true. We have talked about this before. He's never watched his butt ever. So since Gavin has never watched his butt, the fingertips in. He may have an odor issue. He's worried about, thank you. So in light of that information, I gonna say butts is Gavin thank you agreeing with Phil then yes

a point goes to Gus and Phil yeah so what the fuck in this search actually well like you put it in your armpit and stuff, but the anus just gets like a white... Say it, you're using anus! I said you're using anus, yeah. But why is the no anus safe deodorant that you can just wipe down that? You can't play the metagame barber because I changed it. His actual thing was, why don't they make deodorant

for your asshole? That's what he said. But Google would never return that, so I had to modify it. You fell for my trap, barber, don't come in. If you said Alex, I'll do it. I lured you in. You paid your trap card. And now you're going to point down. I see, I want to show, I have like eight of these things, and I want to show Barbara to see which ones are the best because they're all remarkably stupid. This is like when there's a woman with a remarkable chest next to me, and I'm just like,

go ahead. I got a contact, make a contact, don't look down, don't look down. That's a great way to describe someone's breast is remarkable. Do you want to do that? I know what I like. Someone else looks to it. To it. All right, the next phrase, number two here, is, what is the best way?

What is the best way? What is the best way to steal from Google? Brilliant. What is the best way to ask someone how to spell saffron? Saffron like the spice? I'm assuming. What is the best way to ask someone how to spell saffron? Gus, you started his office in June last time. Oh boy.

Can I get a repeat of the first phrase? What is the best way to steal from Google? I'm going to go with what is the best way to steal from Google is Gavin, okay? Program face? Because it's what Google would not expect. What? It's like Gavin said that. See, I'm trying to get in the mind of Gavin here.

Okay. Well, it worked. I'm just going to go with Safron, because I could see that being is pinkies up. In case anybody's wondering, pardon me, sir. How do you spell saffron? I'm going to go with how do you steal from Google is a Gavin question. Yeah. Cheating. All right.

So Gus and Barbara, somebody should be keeping score, because I'm definitely not doing it. Gus and Barbara said that Gavin said how to steal from Google, people have to get a point. That is correct. Yeah. So, like, what does Google do? Why would someone in Google want to know how to ask someone how to spell saffron?

Is that a British thing? Are there different spellings of saffron? It's when I started wondering. Why would you have trouble asking someone how to spell it? The fact that is how do you approach the subject? How do you spell Safron? Right. How do you ask someone how to spell Safron?

Hey, how do you spell Safron? Wow, Barbara. Wow. That was not the way to do that. Let me Google it. That was not the way to do it. OK, our last one. And I think we got like a three-way tie here

So what I think Gus is winning. No, I'm winning Gus. Gus has two we each have one No, when I when I said to keep score. I didn't mean keep scoring Gus's favor. He's sterile type He's just he's for 21 years. He's been trying to stop me. It's impossible. I wish I had three options for this one What color? Dot dot dot what color? What color? Dot, dot, dot, dot. What color? What color was an orange before orange was invented? Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha.

Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. And then, oh, god. What color? What color is a rainbow at night? Ha, ha, ha.

Wow. Oh, oh. I don't even know where to begin. rainbow at night. Wow. Oh. Oh. I don't even know where to begin. So anybody who wants to take that can take that. Phil, would you like to start this? Wow. This is the case of two stupid.

I'm going to go with orange, because I think that's an amazing question. What color was an orange before orange was invented? I love that. And I think that's an amazing question. What color was an orange before orange was invented? I love that. And you think that's Gavin? Yes. I'll have so much more respect for you if it was. Barbara?

This one's the hardest one I think I've ever had to do. Because I feel like both of these would be Google questions. Although are people who are Googling smart enough to know that orange is, the color orange was invented from an orange. The orange one is Gavin, 100%. 100%. Nope, but wait. I said nothing.

Because we had a rainbow in Austin recently. Did we? And so maybe Gavin saw that and was like, hmm. Yes, but we haven't had any oranges in Austin for a very long time. Orange is Gavin. Orange is Gavin. Final answer. I have to agree because a rainbow at night involves light,

which is a subject Gavin is very familiar with from having to film slow-mo guys. So I believe the orange question has to be Gavin. It should be called Red Yellow, by the way. In a remarkable turn of events, you are all wrong. Gavin free wins! Gavin free won, no what color of rainbow is tonight. Please explain that. Well, you don't really see him, do you?

That's like asking, what color is a dog bird? Because you never really see them, do you? Right, Gus, but do you ever think the moon has been bright enough and it's been raining to produce the most magnificent... The most magnificent what, Gavin? Well rainbow. Did you stop halfway through because you realized how dumb it was? I'm going to be curious as to why the question trailed off.

Well what makes a rainbow? The sun. No, it's this light makes a rainbow. And what makes a rainbow? The sun. No, no, it's this light makes a rainbow. And what makes the light? The sun. OK. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

OK, now you get some sun off the moon. That's how you see the moon, Gus. Some, but you can't see anything. It's so dim. It's so little. You've never had a moon light dinner? What are you on about? And guess what? When you have a moon light dinner? What are you on about? And guess what?

When you have a moon light dinner, what's on the table? A candle. What's the candle made out of fire? What's the sun made out of fire? You have the sun on your table when you have a moon light dinner. But what color is the rainbow? What color is the rainbow above a candle? All right, you win.

I just want to thank you, Gavin, for saying something stupider than my, you can get a sunburn from a fire. Thank you. I didn't bring that back out. I feel like I should have read some more of these. So the winner, I'm going to say, even though Gus has the most points, the fact they all got it wrong means Gavin's the winner. Right?

Gavin's our first time ever winning Gavin or Google. Thank you. Everyone here witnessed history. The first time Gavin won, Gavin or Google. Don't believe Google. It is he paid off for it. I just have to read one more of these. It just seems like so Gavin.

Got us two of them that are good. Why can't? Why can't frogs chew their food? I can't read this one. Why can't vets give animals furry bandages? That one's Gavin. That one's Gavin. Some of them are so obviously Gavin. I'm into it. Why not?

They always look so stupid with a shaved spot. All right, we say it looks like my dog has a chicken wing for like a leg. Give them a nice furry bandage so they're not... Or like a sock. That looks like the fur. Oh, okay. Like, are you. That looks like the fur. Oh, oh. OK. Like, are you looking at me?

Like, I'm stupid. I'm just like the idea of like a guy cung is like, quick, give him a pair of socks. After all that, they're just going to slap a cone on him anyway. Who cares? They won't be able to see it even. The other one was, how come?

How come? That was a dangerous one to look at. Nice. How come? How come cats are afraid of cucumbers? Is anyone understand that? Yeah. They're at legitimate fridgings. Have you not seen the videos? No.

With the... No. Cats are terrified of cucumbers. Really? Yeah. I probably have seen it. This can be like another toadlerone thing. Yeah, they think they're snakes. It's a primal thing. Because they're too big for that pussy. Barbara, don't go mad at everybody. Hey, where's Barbara's parents? This is the point of the podcast where we point out Barbara's parents. Hello. How are y'all? Thank you? Don't go man's an annual occurrence, but the other one and that was how come there's no god I can't read these

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Very clearly. No, that's great. I would love to have the longest jump on the moon. That's your record. It would only be the same bunch of guys. It's like 10 people ever could possibly qualify for that. Did you see online? Somebody puts in the video of the early, the pre-visualization

they did of the early Apollo missions So it's like 1950s sci-fi proof of concept for going to the moon. Oh the storyboards that Kubrick used Yeah, right exactly that they use for the it doesn't make sense why they wouldn't put that out for a long period of time Right with the theory that it's all been faked But yeah, I thought it was fasting. I just thought you would love that. I guess you didn't see it I was talking with with Becca the other day. I think I see her over there. Hi Beca. Hey Beca, did you ever find who had that money? So did you pocket the money? That's a very long way of saying yes, I kept the money. You're going to donate the charity? Hey, how

you doing, Clem? Hi, Clem doing? Becca was telling me that the media, we were talking about the media that came and killed the dinosaurs and the dinosaurs. Allegedly, allegedly. And she said that it hit with such force that it's speculated that it killed all this life instantly on Earth. And it's speculated that it hit with so much force

that there may be dinosaur fossils on the moon. Really? So what? Flung dinosaurs on the moon. Really? So what? Flung dinosaurs at the moon? Yes. I've got that right, right back up. I'm not saying it wrong.

Bone chunks. Bone chunks. Yeah, I'd be amazing if a whole dinosaur made it up there. And he survived. He'd be on the Guinness Book of Moon Records. First dinosaur to get the moon. First dinosaur on the moon. That would be freaky if they landed on the moon though.

And the first thing to do is know it was a dinosaur skull. That would have freaked them out. Right. And they made me start wondering, like, what kind of conspiracy theories would you have had if the first people land on the moon? They brought back rocks and stuff. And they analyzed those rocks.

It's like, there's a dinosaur bone in here. Like, that would have really set people crazy. But isn't the moon just a chunk of earth that got knocked up there? Yeah, but way before the dinosaurs. That's a good call. I was done eBay and they sell, I don't know why I was looking this up,

they sell chumps of meteor on eBay. And that seems like something that you shouldn't just sell to people. Am I crazy to think that? No, you can buy diced made out of meteorites. Yes, that seems weird. It seems like you cut one open though. There can be a hollowed out part with some bacteria in it.

It just seems like the beginning of a sci-fi movie. You've watched way too many sci-fi movies. Wasn't that the thing or something? I feel like there's been a million sci-fi movies like that. Marcus' ring is made out of a meteor. Our production designer, Marcus, he'd actually went viral years before we started working with him at Ruchertjeet because he had a chunk of meteor that he fashioned into his wedding band.

And I didn't realize that was him until a year later when he said that. I saw that injure gallery of like a billion years ago. It wasn't a billion years. It was like five. How weird to be like to have, we know we've been doing this for so long and Phil, I know, as well, creating content on the internet, it's weird to me that you can go viral and become well known through like an image or gallery. It's like just an image platform.

It's like, can you imagine if someone went viral on Flickr or like, oh yeah, that person's a Flickr star. Why not? Why not? But it never happened. But you know, we recognize Mark because we know know people from that we've met, like, oh yeah, they had something really big on image, or just like, there's so many different platforms and ways to approach it.

Well, so we always talked about it before too. It's like, all these things start somewhere, like, they even go back to like the old, like, what do they rage comics, whatever they were, like, troll face. Somebody drew that. Like, and everybody used that image for about three or four years straight, but nobody, I don't have any idea who's the person who's the troll face. Somebody drew that. Like, and everybody used that image for about three or four years straight. But nobody, I don't have any idea who's the person who still face who doesn't. I think you're going to ask who's still using it. Some guy licenses that image. Like the problem, the one you know, like problem question mark. Yeah. Like the guy who made it

licenses that. If you use that image, you have to pay him a licensing fee. So you know, rich in order to put what? Is he super rich? I don't know if he's super rich, but he's getting compensated for the work he did that like that everyone uses and it became part of Internet vernacular for so long. But it's so fascinating you don't even you know this about this guy you don't know this guy's name. No, I do. Do you know what country is it? I believe it's from the United States he could be here and we wouldn't know.

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This is, it's awesome. I was like, I set it on the internet, not just for internet points, but this is like, I think this is my new favorite convention. Very true. I'm sure there's a lot of people who's first RTX. but this is like I think this is my my new favorite convention Very true. I'm sure there's a lot of people who's first RTX. This is to you guys out there That's a lot You're not alone. Yeah First con she first con or worse con

Take my pick I mean technically it would be both you're ready. Oh Excellent point Take my pick. I mean, technically it would be both. Security. Oh, it would. Excellent point. No, it's a curie state. It's a terrible walk. Walking in this direction. So Phil, does that mean you're going to be coming every year from now on? I think so.

Do you have time to do that kind of thing? I mean, can you even travel to go to cons? One of the big reasons why we started RTX was we were going to cons. Well, like, in Barbie, you still do this for voice acting stuff, but we were going like, what, 20 weekends a year? It was constant. Yeah.

Yeah, I think it's just a, oh, what? Concentration. That was unintentional. Even I missed that one. Yeah, I mean, it's weird, because yeah, it takes time, but it's also I have two children and this is like vacation So I'm like it's like oh yeah, I have to go to that panel and go to that thing where I get to talk to people I haven't seen in a while and meet people that are super super nice to me Yeah, and stroke my ego. Oh, no

So no, yeah, I love this. This is great. I really like ought to RTX because I get to see people I haven't seen since Lata lost RTX Who worked for us? I haven't seen Kerry since lost RTX. Yeah, it was really nice to see him I ran into him a few weeks ago at the studio and I didn't like I didn't realize he was carrying it first I was just walking by and I thought it was someone who was like, oh, hey Kerry. What's up? Like it'd been a while since I'd seen him Well, how many I mean this might be like a confusing one at this point, but how many people work for you guys? Too many.

Now, it's like, because some people come to my studio and they're like, oh, this is big. And then I went to get your guys's old compound. And I was like, what, this is so humbling? Oh, my God. I always want to do an RG short, which is like, Roochery is it a cult? And the answer is yes, lock the doors please.

Does everyone have their cool aid? Everyone's ready to drink. Is someone just go woo for the suicide? Is that a thing? But I think where last head count that I remember was about 419 people. I'm watching it higher, real fast. Yeah, so it's a lot of people. It's a lot of people.

When you get in barbers, started 8 years ago? It'll be 8 years in December. So how many people were at the company when you guys started? I think I was employee number 28. Yeah, late 20th. Late 20th. So 29. 29th?

That's a room left after that. I had kind of an unintentional asshole moment earlier. Unintentional. I went over to play a vicious circle coming out soon. And I walked in the back door, I walked in the exit to go play because I was scheduled to play there with some people who were lined up, some RTX attendees. And I just walked in and walked straight up to a station,

and someone stopped me, I was like, oh, excuse me, sir, do you work here? I was like, haha, good job. And I was like, walk by them, and they kept going to the station. I was like, and I stopped, and I was like, they may not know that I actually do work here? I was like, haha, good job. And I was like, walk by them. And they kept going to the station. I was like, and I stopped. And I was like, they may not know that I actually do work here. Like, and then in my mind, I started panicking. I was like, what's the appropriate etiquette? Do I turn around and say, yes, and correct myself?

Or do I just continue with the asshole power move? So is this someone who worked on vicious circle? I believe so. Should we guess what you did? You want to guess what I did? I'm going to guess you just maintain the ass wholeness. Yeah, I'm going to guess you did absolutely nothing and thought I'll tell that on the podcast.

Path of least resistance, I agree. I did nothing. That would require more talking to another person. You're right. And then I was like, I'm just going to make it more awkward. Like, I'm sure someone else saw it and told him, I hoped. I didn't turn around and I feel really bad. It's been eating me up for like three hours now.

Do you want to take a break from the podcast to go talk to him now? I guess I can go back. He seemed fine. Like, when I turned around later, after I was done playing the game, he seemed okay, so I guess someone told him. So I, Phil and I had a discussion day with a panel where we got to talk for like an hour today. I had a discussion day with a panel where we got to talk for like an hour

today. I had a great time on a panel. So if you're there, I'm going to retell a story until there, but it had a similar thing happen to me where yesterday I was going back to my hotel and there were attendees saying at the hotel, we all get an elevator. It's a long elevator right up and packed elevator. And I'm in this corner and in the opposite corner is a guy in a ruby costume and a cosplay and I just across the elevator I said hey it's gonna say I

really like your cosplay and he goes thanks a lot because what's your name and I'm totally fine with that except for the entire elevator win and one guy was like, yikes! So that was fun. Anyway, that kid had to be ejected for reasons. But his cosplay looked great. I feel like Elevate is really make people panic. Because I had one last night, I was going up and someone was in it and right at the last minute they noticed that I was behind them in it and I could see them panic and I was like, and someone was in it. And right at the last minute, they noticed that I was behind them in it. And I could see them panic. And I was like, oh, look at it.

He got off on his floor. He's like, I just wanted to say, oh, he got off on his side. Oh, no. It's like, the timing. The timing, just like, say one or I wish I could do it. Because all he saw was my face going, I'm like,

misconnection. But was it a real you trying to stop it? Or you're like, oh no. No, I was genuinely. I was just like, I was like, when the car was witting across the street and someone's crossing the street

and they do that fake jog where they're just walking but they're moving their arms, make it look like they're rushing across the street to move out of the way. But I appreciate the fake jog. No, I appreciate it. That's at least an effort of like I'm acknowledging that you're waiting for me like if I'm going to take a right turn to something crossing and then they do like the fake jog I'm like okay

at least they're doing it. As opposed to the dude who's just like stolen across the cross walking, through the crosswalk, he knows he has the right way. Like an asshole. We have opposite perspectives on this. I think people do the fake job to make themselves feel better, not to make you feel better. They wanna feel like they're rushing

to get further across, but they're not actually making any effort. They are. They're not. They are. They're not moving any faster. So any effort they make is worthless. Even the acknowledgement that they know they're keeping you waiting, you don't think that's enough of a courtesy?

No, I mean they can wave or something like that's fine. I would rather be like, oh, you know wave, cool, whatever. It's I don't care. It's fine. Don't fake jog can make yourself feel better. So you'll say, how many of you fake jog in that situation? That's right. Because you live in society. How many hate you fake jog in that situation? That's right. Because you live in society. How many hate the fake jog? There are dozens of us. Cinnacle. Literally dozens.

Literally dozens. Probably two thirds of the audience didn't answer, because they're like, what the fuck are you talking about? How important are you people in your cars paying attention to you like this? Yeah, for people watching the video or listening to the audio, almost nobody raises your hand to either of those questions. You know, even though I put you in the rules, I did the Gavin or Google at the top of the show, just so the audio listeners can get a jacked if they want to. Because this is always a really tough podcast to listen to from an audio perspective.

Yeah, absolutely. And then get him in. Get him in, get him out. Bye, guys. Thanks for stopping by. The weird thing to me is sometimes, you know, we'll put this out as a podcast. And we'll get invariably get the comment that's like,

it's really weird. They inserted like a live track into this week's episode. So for those, we're recording live in front of an actual audience. There are real humans here. There is no live track. Oh, yeah. What is something, someone said I love you mom, what is something we could never get like a whole crowd of people to say that would prove that it's a real crowd?

You just asked a crowd of thousands of people to say just come up with a word and all we heard was the, the only person I could hear was the first guy who shouted and he just yelled bananas like that was really that's the only one I heard too it's like he was waiting for that moment you could have yelled bananas because everyone yelled bananas on the count of three one two three that was really aggressive y'all who was the first person who said bananas over the... We did it!

We filled your dream. Raise your hand if you refused to say bananas just then. Nah, that was some of you. I would have been one of them. We had a fun thing today for the panel. It was a conversation with Bernie and Phil DeFranco today, and that's what it was. But then I showed up, and it was literally like,

it was a table like this for two people. Like, ends eight microphones. Did you sit on opposite ends? We did. We sat on the very ends opposite each other. Like an old married couple having dinner and some mansion somewhere. Did you have to assault?

It's a lot of work to strike all this. Look, they got all the clips on everything. Yeah, they get clips. Look, there's dozens. There's as many people who hate people who fake jog. We used to have, for this panel, we used to have like, couches and stuff like that. We had couches once. Wait, that's about I meant, but used to. You, by the way, you. People who listen to the podcast regularly, we were backstage waiting, we were in the hall way here. Oh, that's not true.

Bernie, sorry, this isn't knee-jerk reaction to when Gustox and me. Bernie looks at me and goes, so the podcast, that's in ballroom D, right? Like, Bernie, we've talked about this. We've talked about this on the podcast. It's in Ballroom D, right? I was like, Bernie, we've talked about this. We've talked about this on the podcast. It's in Hall One. We've already established, I don't listen to the podcast, even when I'm on it. I'm over here on my phone looking up stuff on Google.

That's what I'm doing. That's my job here. Hall One. Your job has to be like the tour guide and say, you go here, you go there. We had a sofa one time. What's that? We had a sofa one time.

And it was great. It was great. Is that the one when you had a sofa one time and it was great. It was great We is that the one we had the cast per sponsorship. Yes. Yep. Is that a one when you made me sniff some protein shake? Oh, was anyone here for that podcast? Hell yeah, that was the Gavin or gaggle variant. We had that backstage. I actually recorded it Back here in like the bowels of the convention center. Don't use that word with the story. It's very appropriate, trust me. There is a big like one of those metal commercial fridges and it looks like it's been there about 10 or 15 years

and it has a sign out of it on it that says, out of order. And so I said to Gavin, I will give you $5. If you go up to that fridge, which has been unplugged for God knows how long and just open the door and smell as hard as you can. And Gavin couldn't even put his hand on the handle without constantly gagging. Well, to be fair, I couldn't really understand the instructions because you were like, how

much money would it take for you to, if you would to, barely got through, saying it. What really set you off was the like, really nasty grease stain at the top. Yeah, that was, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But then Barbara just walked up between us

and like opened it up and smelled it. And there was like a wooden pallet in there. There was nothing in there. Like even Alfred opened it and showed you guys that there was nothing in there. There was still in there. There was nothing in there. There was still gagging. That was the only time I've seen Gavin throw up on stage. Have you ever thrown up any reals on stage?

In front of a live audience? No, that was the only one. I threw up on immersion ones. It was like a half a mug of what extra life? Yeah, that was a lot. Drunk co-workers that are there for that that was my nightmare though like as a kid I was worried that I was gonna throw up at school is that like a fear for anybody else was anybody yeah like that was like the worst thing

that could happen to me as a kid is I would throw up at school and other people would see me do it and these people paid money to watch you the wrong. I put my pants in kindergarten. That was pretty bad. Did you move schools? Yeah, I did, actually. It was unrelated, but yeah, I did. That was bad. So I feel like that shaped me into this day.

I worry about shitting myself in public. You really? Yeah. I'm like, I'm super worried. Even if I'm going to get on a plane or if I don't travel, I'm like, oh god, when did I last take a dump? What's the timing on this? What if we're on the plane and we're delayed

and we can't take off and I have to stay in my seat? I really have to go. I worry about it. You've got to calm down. And I think it's because of that incident from the time it happened to me in kindergarten. It's like, this thing happens to you when you're at such an impressionable age

that like for the next decades of your life, it shapes you. And it's like, and now I worry about when I have to take a dump. Wait, how old are you? Did you use this kindergarten? I was five or six. So were you capable of wiping your own ass at that point?

Yes. Okay. Why? Well, because some kids are like really young at school. You don't want to let the teachers of you wipe in your ass. Did the teachers do that? Okay. Like, what if someone goes to shit to school and can't wipe their own ass?

The nurse? Actually, yeah, I did go to the nurse's office. That's a good call. I had to wait for my mother. Yeah, no one touched my butt. Okay, so you're worried though, even like a plane ride, you're worried that's too much time. Like if I said, you've got to hold it. You've got to hold it. What's your max?

Is it an hour and a half? Oh, no. No, not, not that. Max, hold it. Like, maybe 30 minutes. Yeah No, not that. Max hold it? Like maybe 30 minutes? Yeah, go with that, maybe 30. Dude, I'm like eight days. What are you guys, what's going on with you?

Eight days? I'm like, hey man, I'm at work. I just wait till the end of the day. That kind of thing. That's not healthy. We like shitting, vulc, and rock. Did you ever hear of the survivor host, Jeff Probst? I think he was on stern. He talked about how he would specifically, when they were shooting, he didn't want to interrupt anything.

So, if he had to pee, he would just hold it, and he, like, ruined his own bladder from doing that. And, like, when he talked about it, he, uh... How long were they filming for? Those are some of those shoots in the middle of nowhere for long periods of time. And he's probably one of those rivers where if you pee in the river, the fish goes up here... That's an urban legend. That's not even true. I don't even know.

Also, don't pee in the river. Just pee on the fucking ground. But you know, it's a thing though, if you hold it. It'll, it's devastating. It's your own isotisest poisoning. Yeah. So I guess my question is, but for you, right? You're doing good in life.

What's the worst thing that comes out of, like, if you shit your pants right now, what's the worst thing that happens? Do it. There's about 4,000 people filming it. But what does that matter? You guys are in the splash zone. I guess so. I guess it's content, right? Like it's attention. Yeah, there's a characters. There's a mashable article about you'll never believe what happened at RTX Austin. No. And then attendance doubles next year.

Yeah, but then in variety, they're like, Gus is brave. He was the first to open the door. Literally. I talked about this on the always open panel earlier, but I don't think I've ever fully shipped myself, but I've definitely had poo like, kiss my underwear. Okay. You got everyone here has had that.

Everyone, and if you say no, you're a liar. Everyone has prairie dogs, some shit. You got a lot of them, good lord. Okay. Can I ask you a question though? The phrase I say like, I shit my pants. Why do I have to specify that they're my pants? I mean I can't shit somebody else's pants You probably wouldn't say I shit pants

Like there is a point which pants you have to say they're my pants It's just part of what you say if you say the pants a lot of questions pop Say I rip my pants and then if you say I shit pants then you think pants came out I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit him, I hit pants. I was like, I can't believe that's a commercial. Two, I can't believe it's Kmart. Three, I can't believe Kmart's still around. I'm here with Chris Cocinos at the Full Sail booth. We're here at RTX. How are you doing, Chris? I'm doing well, how are you?

I'm doing great. So we're here to talk about all the things you're doing with Full Sail. You're from your Winter Full Sail, right? Yeah, 2008. Geez, wow, oh my, that was a long time ago. Time flies. So you've been doing live streams,

kind of talking about the different things you do, and you got one coming up this Thursday at 4 p.m. Why don't you tell us a little more about those? Yeah, so we've been highlighting the animation pipeline as it kind of goes through each stage. This week coming Thursday at 4 p.m. Central Time, we'll be talking about animation in that portion of the pipeline.

We've got some great guests, I'm super excited to talk to them. I know we'll be doing another one later this month. I'm so excited about it. So speaking of animation, here at the Full Sail booth at RTX, they're having intro to animation sessions. So people are curious if they want to see if it's something that is for them. They can come see kind of scratch the surface and see what the process is about, right?

Yeah, I mean, that's what Full Sail has always been about. It's the hands-on experience, right? And I think they're kind of giving you a small little taste of that here at RTX. It's pretty cool. And we at RTX, we debuted the Rucity the Animated Adventure, talking about animation and the animation process, which for everyone who's not here at RTX is coming out later

this month, I think late July, we'll have that out. And what do you thoughts? Have you seen that so far? Yeah, I worked on it. I actually did all the sound on it, and you were incredible. You made my heart sing. You don't have to tell me I'm incredible. I know I'm incredible. So if anybody wants more information, they can check out fullsale.edu slash rucheteeth to get more information and see all the great things that Fulsars are doing. Not only at RTX, but outside of RTX.

For sure. Yeah. So thanks. We'll throw it back to you, Gus. I didn't ask this before the panel, but is it cool if we play a quick Gaviner gaggle? Oh, really? Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

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It's okay. This is not my story. I'm sure a lot of you might be familiar with the story. I don't know if you guys are. No, good. Do you know the Jolly Rancher story? No, no, no. Yeah, yes, no.

Oh my God, what is it? Is it bad? This man has scared me Okay, if you have any kind of sensitivity that all you should leave Austin immediately. Oh, well a sprinter Make us running away with that children Let let Climbing Time get out of here. Yeah, I'll give her a give her a minute I'm just reading the one off of Urban Dictionary. I don't know if this is the act or not. I'm gonna be able to drink. So, Bunny, you know this story.

I know of this story. I really can't tell you what it's about. How bad is it? So, is it just whoever gets first and we're done with the story? No, we keep reading. I'm not sure if it's the same story. I'm not sure if it's the same story. I'm not sure if it's the same story.

I'm not sure if it's the same story. I'm not sure if it's the same story. I'm not sure if it you know this story. I know of the story. I really can't tell you what it's about. How bad is it? So is it just whoever gets first and we're done with the story? No, we keep repeating it. I mean, it's a complete story. It's a good story. I have no idea. Steven, his girlfriend Samantha, went off to college in August.

She went to Florida State. He went to Penn State. Why is that relevant? OK, sorry. Back story. So she decided to fly to Pennsylvania to visit him. He was really happy to see her, so he decided to give her some oral action. He had done this numerous times before, and he always enjoyed doing it.

But for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible. No, boy. And she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her, though, because he hadn't seen her in months. So he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up Even though it didn't do too much to help to be fair. I just gag because I was imagining watermelon flavor In the course of eating her out He accidentally pushed the candy inside of her and stuck a finger in to grab it out

He took it out and put it back in his mouth and bit it. That guy's, we're in the splash zone for that guy. Only, it wasn't the Jolly Rancher. That's enough. It was a nodule of gonorrhea. Go on. What happened next? As in, the blister like structure. That's enough.

You're going to end on the cliffhanger? Barbara Duncan made everybody. Barbara Duncan made. Barbara. I just want to say, the first three rows, just like they leaned over like you're going on down a roller coaster. Why? Why?

I didn't know it had nodules. Well, Gavin, don't get right up against the vinyl. That's disgusting. I didn't even get to the best part. No, yes, you did. Yes, you did. I smell a post-show. I smell a post-show.

Oh, no. Post-show. Oh no. As in, the blister-like structure that gunnery makes filled with dis- Disease Puss was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy bid it. Barbara? Barbara, I hate this story so much. I'm gonna go over and hang out with Eric.

That's how much I hate it. That's suggestive, you guys can come back. It's all done. It's me. It's over. The trauma. So Barbara.

Did they break up? Yes. Basically it was discovered that she was cheating on him got gonorrhea. That's how we found out. Get those the fuck out of here. Wow, that's uh, that's incredible. That's something. Where can I find that story? My diary. Just want to... Rum. Why would I write about some guy going down on me and me having Conor.

I love that you can find stories like this and sometimes you don't know. Well, it makes me think about the story of the guy with the drumstick. Oh, that was great. I'm not going to get into all the details right now, but I like that there's an outlet where people can have these, it's kind of like awesome, the podcast. So you have a life experience and you wanna share with people, the short version of the guy with the drumstick was, it was this guy who realized he liked having his prostate massaged

and he had never done it before. And he could. But when he discovered this in a doctor's office, that he likes this, so you can imagine how awkward that was. He had to go to a music store And buy a drumstick and pretend he was a drummer. That was a your logical leap. Right. They made there was a normal thing There are a lot of lips, but I like that the internet Provides an outlet for people to share these stories because then you can read like that

That has never happened to me, but it's an entertaining story to read. That I hope never happens to me, that Jolly Rancher story, but you're like, I guess these things happen to people. It's just a way to gain insight into the overall human experience and really learn about these things. Because before when we were young, like, we never would have heard this story.

Good. I'm curious. I love how romantic you've made this. No, no, I'm glad it's never happened to me, but I'm also kind of glad I've heard it. How is everything so loose up there? It makes it sound like he's like reaching into a bag of trail myths. Stop it. Sounds like he was. It's right. A one for one swap. The worst part is that he bit it. Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Sort of a mind, everyone. Barbara Duckelman has a college degree. Thank you, Eric. She went to university to get this job. Sure did. Do you have it? How far are you after university at this point? Well, I just turned 30. Don't tell anyone. So I guess eight years?

Because I came here right after I graduated basically. Okay, you guys are cheering for 30, huh? Really? I just turned 46. How's it feel? You're lying. That cheer was a lie. I feel like that was more a lie. I'm joyous. So are you still, is Canada the same as the US?

Where it's like horrific college debt and everything? Not at all. Really? Not at all. What's going on? I think my tuition was $1,700 a semester. Really? I think there was one year where my books were more expensive than my tuition.

At least, that's pretty common now. Yeah. Like a lot of professors will write the book in their class. You got to buy the book, and then you can't. $300, and you could sell it for $8. Wow. Not a good investment. Do you ever to buy the book, and then you can't. $300, and you could sell it for eight. Wow. Not a good investment. Do you ever read like the personal finance subreddit?

I love it. It's great. It's really super insightful. But I feel like all too often, you see posts by people who are, I just read one last week that was like, I need help. I've got $160,000 in student debt. And I've got a job making $15 an hour.

And I have no idea how to tackle this. And it's just, I don't understand how you can get out from under that, and then have a life, right? Like the US is built on this idea where you graduate college, you get a job, you buy a house, you buy a car, you incur debt, right? And then that's how the US succeeds. Yay. But from step zero, you already got this crushing amount of debt.

You can never progress in your life and do any of the things that your quote unquote supposed to do. And I just don't know what that solution is. And I feel like we're going to start hearing a lot more about that in the next couple of years. Well, this is kind of my life. I mean, Philly, you got two kids. Yeah.

So I'm a little bit further down the road. It's raccon up already, like just with school in LA. How long today? So five and two. So the second one is about to go into like whatever, it's not a preschool, but it's like it is a preschool. Yeah. Yeah. But my kids, like I got one who's getting close to going off the college, he's not a preschool, but it is a preschool. Yeah, yeah. But my kid's like, I got one who's getting close to going off to college, he's applying and everything too.

And it's like, it's really going to college was kind of the default when I graduated high school. This is like early 90s. And now I don't know, it's like it's weird. It's really at this tipping point where it's like, do you have to go to college? Is that an extra thing? But I also don't want to tell my kid,

hey, maybe you shouldn't, you know, maybe you should give up on this college idea. I think it just depends on the job. If you're going to be an electrical engineer, yes. Or a doctor. Yeah, exactly. But if you're going to be us, probably not. In my experience, it wasn't necessarily as important to have a specific degree, but just to have a degree would have helped me a lot

I didn't have one so getting a visa to work here was incredibly difficult without that So it doesn't really matter what you do. It's kind of just good to have one You know, is it work going the other way like you're JD wanted to go live in the UK? Would he face the same issues? You have it or is it just hard getting into the US? That's it. I think it's hard getting it anywhere Yeah, I mean any you know first world country is going to be hard. I think the US is incredibly strict for its population. I mean, there's like, there's a ton of space.

England has less space, but I'm not sure. You know, I've never tried to live in England. I just just born there. So it's hard to have me to say. Why don't we make a video of me trying to get my... I'll become an American citizen, throw away my my English one and then try and get back in yeah They probably won't let me We should do this. Let's do this. Let's make a documentary about it. Yeah, that sounds awesome. Let's risk your entire well-being

For this one video. Do you think you'll end up back in the UK at some point in your life? I don't know. I'm just asking a lot is a lot of stress? And the moment breaks it, it's like, what's the point? This episode of the Received Podcast is also brought to you by Netflix new series, The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance. The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance returns to the world of Thrall with an all-new adventure when three gelfling discover the horrifying secret behind the Skexies power, they set out on an epic journey to ignite the fires of rebellion and save the world. From Jim Hansen's studios, the series is an epic prequel series to the beloved 1982

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get transformed into some characters from the movie. I don't know if I want to spoil it yet, but they're very creepy looking and so we're really excited. Yeah, come check us out. If you're going to be a Comic Con, we're going to be right at the Netflix booth. Come hang out. So if they're there, they should go visit Comic Con and if not, I'm sure they can follow on social and Oh, yeah. And keep up with all of that stuff. It's really, really cool to be there. Comic Con, you know, we've been going to Comic Con

for so many years to finally be involved with like such a big activation. I know, I think technically this is gonna be the first Comic Con I'm cosplaying at. Oh, yeah. Which is all about time. I'm curious to see how it comes out. Me too.

I'll take a picture for you, Gus. All right. Thank you. I'll keep estar en social. Entonces, me voy a ver la de la cristal de la crisis de la vida de la gente. En el Netflix, en el 30 de la noche, es no tan rápido. Gracias por sponsoring este episodio de la recleta. Oye, ¿y si vamos al pueblo a comer? ¿Qué te has de mi abuela?

¿Qué dices? Pero si tu vuelves de enbarnia. ¡Qué va a nada! Mira, muy fácil. Primero cogemos un autobús hasta ciudad Rodrigo. De ahí, otras estás a la manca. No te lies. Este verano viaja de puerta a puerta y sin complicaciones con Bláblacá. Siempre encontrarás uno cerca de incluso a última hora. Gracias a tu próximo viaje. ¡Ya! because yesterday, I don't know if you heard, we announced that our show Immersion is coming back.

Thank you. And we are doing a special televised episode of Immersion for the Discovery Channel for Shark Week. So it's an immersion all about sharks, which meant we had to explore video games like, luckily, as you guys know, I like to see it. It beeps a lot, there's lots of sharks in that so we had lots of fun stuff my whole goal though was This is my whole goal was to get Michael Gavin or Michael or Gavin into the water with sharks with real-life sharks

That's I spent the whole time trying to do that. What's wrong with you? You're delicious. I just wanted to see if the sharks would go for it You're delicious. I just wanted to see if the sharks would go for it. But we had a thing where it was the most insane travel that we've ever had. Because we were supposed to get to a place in the Panhandle of Florida. Anybody here from Destin, Florida? Yeah? Is there anyone pressing over there?

But he's very polite. Just raised his hand. Didn't go, ooh, or anything like that. How are you getting home? Because getting to your town was the worst experience of my life, no offense. You say you don't live there. Never go back.

Not even tried to go back, but he just didn't make it. So what happened? So you're a liar, I got it. I'm with you. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. You put your head down, that was just a joke. It's a comedy-podcaster. And your hometown's a joke. Hey!

Okay, so we had to go to Descent Florida. I love you. We had to go to Descent Florida. And the way that we had to get there was we were just going to fly to DFW. Literally like 20 minutes away from here on a plane. And then we were going to fly from there to Descent Florida. Or Fort, what's nearby there? Fort, probably Pensacola? Oh, that was penis. The Apple code was penis. Oh, Gam was so excited about penis.

That was PNS. PNS? Yeah, PNS. This is the airport code there. Fort Walton Beach. Fort Walton, that was it. Really, we were gonna go in there. Anyway, I'm looking at Google Maps.

We land in DFW, like two in the afternoon, our flight's gonna leave at seven. It's tornadoes in Dallas. This is like a month ago. There's tornadoes in Dallas, or our flight was canceled. It was, we were in the Dallas airport for 18 hours, I wanna say. And then we had to fly from there to New Orleans,

where we chartered a bus at two in the morning And then they drove we I slept on the floor of the bus But I was underneath one of the seats and then we chartered the bus to end up in Destin, Florida by like eight or nine in the morning to then do the thing that we did in Destin, Florida That was a lot of discussion on sort of like where we should fly to because we could we could now get out of Dallas But there was places we couldn't go because of like airport issues. So we're trying to figure out where to go. We ended up going to New Orleans.

But I also was just like, I was kind of like not paying attention, just like I'm going to dispend all night in the airport. You were looking into like trying to hire a jet and it was insanely expensive. You were like, well, what not doing it? Because I watched Casey Neistat video. Something you could hire a jet, right? That's a thing a person could do.

So you let me ask for a quote for a private jet. All right, maybe not. Right. Well, Gus, what do you can hire a jet right? That's a thing a person to do. Let us for a quote for a private jet All right, maybe not right Gus what do you think of cost? If you say hey, we just need a charter a jet to do one leg like from Dallas to Pensacola or something I Would guess 25,000 you dude you should you like flying private jets. That's exactly what it costs. I know a lot about the aviation industry You like flying private jets that's exactly what it costs. I know a lot about the aviation industry $25,000 it's like fucking insane to me

Obviously it was like 10 international first-class tickets. That's what I thought. Okay. Okay. That's a good way to look at it But it's like a two hour flight. Holy cow. That was the the tweet I made at that time was when I was just like okay I'm just gonna try and get on the upgrade list for the next flight. And I hadn't really been paying attention to where we were eventually flying to. So I went to the desk, I was like, hey, can I just get on the upgrade list for my flight? And he was like, where are you flying to? And I was like, I don't know.

Like, can you please tell me, I don't know where I'm going. That's a sign that you traveled too much. But I was crazy, but it was, the thing that we did in Dustin was awesome. And then we got to go down. If you saw the shot that we showed yesterday, it's like one of the other locations we got to do was the Bahamas, with a really cool dude named Luke Typill who was fucking amazing, he's a shark expert.

He's a really incredible guy. So hopefully when there'll be more information about the show, we'll be able to show you some more clips from the show as we get closer to an air date. But hopefully you guys will tune in and watch it on the Discovery Channel when it comes out. Please tell me you will. And if you want to go over to your parents' house

or your uncle's house and program his DVR to watch it, that's not so bad either. That's fine. That's totally fine. Just gaming the system. We do that on YouTube all the time. You can do that via app, right? You can set people's DVRs to record stuff.

Did you hear what he said? You can do it via app. Prove them wrong, try it. I do that at home all the time. Like, if I know I need to record something on TV, it's like, I'm not going to be there. I just do it via the app on my phone. I'll be like, OK, that's recorded.

I'll be able to watch it. Why don't you just watch Undeva? Because I want to watch it, like, I don't know. That's really good. You want to watch it, like, 10-8-8-8? That's a really good question. With ads. You to watch it. I want you to watch it on demand. I want it was like it's a where TV met online video and I was watching the first segment of the show it gets to a commercial break and then it says showing you add one of seven. I was like what and they were completely unskippable. I had to sit through seven ads to then go to the next one.

It's like of course why wouldn't someone on TV think this is totally fine? We show five or six ads in a row. No big deal. Could you imagine if you did that on one of your videos? But some people kind of do. Like now, it's like, sometimes you watch a 15 minute video and there are like seven mid-rolls. Do you do mid-rolls on your stuff?

Maybe one. And I'm putting out like 18 minute videos. But that's, yeah, it's kind of understanding. But I also think it's like, you can get away with it if you're more entertaining than me. But I'm like, I'm like, I just, I'll slip in one. One, maybe they won't care. But yeah, I lost my YouTube premium subscription

for two months, because YouTube gave it to me. And then I was like, oh, this is horrible. This is what everyone else experienced. Wait, you got pre-YouTube premium? No, what? I honestly, oh, this is horrible. This is what everyone else experienced. Wait, you got pre-YouTube Premium? No, what? I honestly... Wait, wait, wait. You're angry about the $20 a month thing or whatever it's called.

I've been in four YouTube originals and I'm like, do I? Do you want me to pay for that service? Still, because I use it. I like down and stuff. And I'm like, oh, yeah, you got to pay for it. And I was like, oh, that means it's... Did you have to pay for YouTube TV? Yeah. Yes?

Yeah, no, so did I. How do we get on the view? Oh my god, I'm the fill list. Holy cow. See me that's Google's business model Gavin They put people in shows so that then they'll pay for the subscription to watch That's what they'll do and their whole family How to steal That's how you do it. I wonder if that's what they meant That was me.

Be filled before you go. Yeah, I was curious if Google would return results on how to steal from Google. Or if they would censor that. Yeah, my original one was, how can I make the Google stock plummet? I figured Google wouldn't give you any information for that, then I just simplified it. So how do you steal from it? Your computer just self-destructs all of the sudden. It just melts it and then I just simplified it. How do you steal from it? Your computer just self-destructs all of this. It just melts it, and then I had to know.

Then I just had to ask Jeaves to my- Traitor, traitor, traitor. Are there really any, I mean, I worry about that, right? Like, what was it? Recently, Facebook had that outage where Facebook wasn't showing images, what's Apple's having trouble, Instagram, but they all went down at the same time because Facebook owns all of this. And are there really any alternatives from a search perspective to Google? Like if Google goes down and you need to find something on the internet, what's your go-to

backup? Like what do you do? You just not look? Bing, I'm not looking for porn. Yeah, are those Microsoft employees? Who are you? Wait, there you go. There you go.

I was actually surprised you don't use one of those encrypted. I don't use Google for searching Yeah, duck to go is the big one. I hear about a lot. Why what are you searching? Just stuff Mind your own business Gavin or Google. That's what I'm doing. That's what I'm looking at So actually because I only use Google for Gavin or Google, my search issue must be so fucking weird. Like, why am I looking at why cats are scared of cucumbers? We should do a Bernie or Bing.

Or Barbara or Bing. Or Barbara or Bing. Gus, can I ask you a question? I've been thinking about this all week. By the way, anybody here from California? Besides Phil, Phil's from California. I'm sorry Phil, I'm here to dock you by saying you're from California.

You're fine, you're good. So you guys had a huge earthquake. I hope everybody's okay. I hope your house's okay. They're all here, they're all okay. They're houses, they live there. You said I hope you all are okay. They're all obviously okay, they're here.

You guys could have just arrived this morning. Gus, fuck you. I'm trying to show a courtesy to people that have been to me. Who you're from California arrived this morning? Raise your hand. Wow. That was really good.

Guess what I was, California. I'm in the British state knowing Bernie. How jealous are you that you're not there for that? I'm a little jealous. Have you been like thinking about it all week long? I have. Like we should have moved RTX telly. Why do you like earthquake so much? He's never been in one he wants to be in one this one was like 45 seconds this last one, right? Yeah 7.1 magnitude the craziest thing is people film that pools and the water in the pool is going

That's like the the best visualization of an earthquake that I can imagine. There was a great video I saw on Twitter, you know that trend going around now where people try to kick the bottle cap off of a bottle? And it's filmed from like someone has the bottle right in front of it. They were doing that and the earthquake hit

right as he started kicking. Did he still get the bottle cap off? No, but like he basically like went to kick and then like fell backwards and the bottle was shaking like this. It was just like insane timing. I saw a video of a woman filming herself putting makeup on. She's putting her lipstick on right as the earthquake hits. And she just ends up with a huge streak of lipstick up her cheek.

But her home was swing so much. It's like that must have been on top of a really tall building. It's like to see that level of sway and to see, it's like that must have been on top of like a really tall building, right? It's like to see that level of sway and to see things falling off like that. Yeah, I mean, I want to feel it. I want to be one. Have you ever been to the earthquake, Phil? Just a small one, but you want to feel it?

That's insane. I think it's because you're probably thinking of it as a roller coaster and not the most horrifying moment of your life. No, I bet it's horrifying. Like, I, I, I, I, I, because I can't imagine what it's like. Like, the, the thing you always consider a constant is like the ground, right? It's like, that doesn't move. It's like the one thing in your life that never moves is actually moving. Gush just wants to feel something.

Yes. When you're as old and, and jaded as me, you need something to start your heart back up. I really, I really don't understand that at all. If you see a video of a plane crash, you're just like, ooh! Who are you asking that question to? Oh, he actually is. Gus, would you like to be in an avalanche?

Yes, think about it. Yeah, no. I want to say no. Avalanche has terrified me. Really? Because it's more than just the ground moving. It's like the ground falling at you. But that can't happen in earthquake.

It could cause a massive mudslide that buries you. I'm not, is part of it the surprise? Because like if you want... No, no, no, no, no, I would prefer it wasn't a surprise. So you know in advance. Right. Two, one. Earthquake.

Do you have like, are you like an adrenaline junkie? God don't. What? Gus? Well, you want to be an earthquake and experience an avalanche. Yeah, I like this because it's like, I want an adrenaline rush, but I don't want to have to do anything for it. Right.

And I want to make sure I don't put my pants. Nail it. Gus, do you even have adrenaline? I don't know if other... I felt some the other day. Did you, anybody here, I saw that your friend, Gavin Destin, he went down to Argentina for the eclipse. The eclipse, yeah. All those photos, that were amazing.

Is there, are Argentina and France is here? Yeah, there he is. How you doing? So you came here and you missed the eclipse. It was cloudy, so no one saw it. I can't see no one sees it. Yeah, no. He's happy that nobody got it.

Everybody went to my home country and was horribly disappointed. Take that. So fuck you. I've been asked it. He did some sort of move when he stood up. Was that like an Argentinian dab? Who was it? I think it's a bow.

A very regal bow. That's the official move for fanfare right there. He's got it down. Show that to Matt Hallum next time you see him. Yeah, so Dustin went there and he recorded it. And I didn't even, honestly, I didn't know this was coming. There was the big one a couple of years ago in the US. But you know, and's filming down there.

He said what he's filming publicly. I'm curious if Desens is down there. Other than the eclipse. Is it like, he's approached science stuff. Is it Corleolis effect, as I said? Yeah, monosolol. Corleolis. Corleolis. Corleolis. Corleonia effect, thank you. And he did it with the Kitty Pools with a dude down in Australia.

That kind of stuff I love. Fair potassium. Is that where he is? He's down in Australia. Fair potassium. Isn't that the other guy in that video? I don't remember, it's a long time ago. Phil, do you still go to VidCon? Well, this is actually, this is, I is actually, this is my first time not going.

I just wanted to do something different. I think people have this, I'm anti-corporation, because I'm not going this year. But I'm like, yeah, corporation spawns me every day. I just want to do something different. But no, this is the one year I'm not going. You could do your own convention just to the side of VidCon. I think it'll work.

I think it's perfect. I think it'll be solid. Probably no security, I'm thinking. Is the ideal thing. And the schedule's just stuff. You're waiting a parking lot in a line. Oh, yeah. And then I think once it bombs, then

they'll invite me the next year. No, then is that way? Is that what happened? Never mind. Then you make a behind-the-scenes documentary about the whole thing. Well, that was Shane Dawson that did that. Yeah. And everything's fine.

Made everything better. You know, we were talking about the eclipse from a few years ago. I was trying, it didn't pan out, but the eclipse that happened in North America, I think it was last year, happened during the time we normally tape our podcast and I was trying to figure out a way that we could do a remote podcast live From the point in the United States where the eclipse would be the most pronounced was it like Wyoming or something? Yeah, it was somewhere like that But just we just couldn't pull it together. I was like it would be really cool to do an outdoor podcast We didn't have Eric back then. I think we did have Eric. We had just he had just started I was like let's try to get this done and we just we just couldn't pull it together

Well, we do it but he did to get this done. We just couldn't pull it together. Well, we do. But he did make Sunday, Monday happen. We did. So the steak off is outside, right? I mean, the first part of the steak off is outside. Yes. So why could you just do a whole podcast outside?

Because the steak off occurs about 30 feet away from the broadcast booth. You guys realize that, right? I mean, I feel like I'm a lunatic here. But it's outdoors. I see where Gus is going now. Okay. It's in the sun. A non-aclipse sun. What's that? A non-aclipse sun. Allegedly. Who knows? Can we want a Gavin's night rainbows? Am I being gust lit right now. Don't start. He's still turning the gaslighting stuff. I can't take it anymore.

I feel like I was crazy. So what are we up to now? We do the steak off. If you want to come down to Austin sometime, sure. Once a year, we have a steak off where we cook steaks. This year was horrifying. Barbara and Gavin cook steaks for us. No, no, no, no, no. Marryl. Oh, now you're, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no to win. Sorry, guys. One of us likes to experiment and try new things. The other one makes Suvi crap. The lazy man. Two and a half scoreboard. I'm

saying scoreboard. Scoreboard stands. Do not like Suvi. Look at that. Monday morning, stay coughing. Why are you trying new stuff in the competition? Because I like to experiment. I like to experience new things. I like to fight. I like to know Charlie Ranchers. That's like if you go up to bat and you're like, you know what, I'm gonna go lefty this time for no reason. Well, actually the first year I did do a recipe that I make regularly. Okay. And I lost with that one. So in the second year I was like, I'm gonna try something totally different something I never make and see how it goes and it failed. Okay. Yeah. So we've done the steak off. We've done Sunday Monday pancakes. We had the pancakes obviously. So we got our last one we got to like round out the calendar.

I'm talking about doing Taco Tuesday Monday. Taco Tuesday Monday. I think we need Taco Tuesday Monday. I think that was it. I just want pizza. Pizza sphere. Pizza sphere. That would be a good one to do. Eric's figured out the pizza sphere. He figured it out.

I worry about Eric's idea. I just don't think it's going to. Why don't you explain it? I got a text from Eric. I think it like two in the morning one week. And it was like, I think I figured it out. I've cracked it We want to make a three-dimensional pizza

So it's like pizza exists as a circle is a flat 2D food. No, it doesn't Pizza is already three-dimensional. I have to break this to you. Okay overall. It's two-dimensional The third the third dimension is phoning it in over We want to go from a circle to a spherical pizza. Isn't that just like a hot pocket? Like just a round hot pocket? From solved, right there. But a hot pocket is only a bike.

We want a large pizza sphere. So you want an extra large pizza bite? Yes. I'm wondering about what people make of this. Are you saying this like a sphere of dough with or you're saying stacked pizzas that get bigger and then get smaller? I would think that way. We've thought I don't want to spoil anything. We've thought about many options. Here's what we should do. Just take a bunch of pizza, blend it down and then mold it like a burger patty into a sphere.

I'm just kidding, that would be fucking gross. Yeah. Barbara, how the fuck do you make hamburgers? That sounds disgusting. Take a cow, put it in a blender. Ha ha. Eric, is it a bunch of pieces stacked through a like a big hollow pizza? Listen, no, there's none of its, no.

Eric, by the way, everybody. Okay, listen, none of its, none of its hollow. No, hold your applause until I get this, listen, none of it's, none of it's hollow. No, hold your applause until I get this out because this is when it's good. No, just hold your applause period while you're on stage. Thank you. All of it, listen, all of it, every bite that you take is fully pizza, everywhere, any bite that you take, every bite in a hot pocket, if you bite the top middle of a hot pocket like a psycho, if you did that, you would only get top middle crust.

There's no pizza element. In the pizza sphere, in the pizza sphere, there is pizza in every bite. You will not escape the pizza. No matter how hard you try. 360 degrees of pizza. 360 degrees of full pizza. Yeah, just like a fan.

I figured it out. I cracked the code. We'll do it on the podcast. It feels I think he's got it. I'm not worried anymore. No. That I felt like he was running for president and I was like I'm gonna vote for him. I don't think he can deliver. Pizza's for all of you. I don't think you can deliver on that. I think he's over promising. I do. I don't think he's gonna deliver on it That's why it's good for politics. It's something that works on paper So it works on paper I can feel the are you allowed to talk about politics because you do comment on

Modern events we're not allowed to talk about politics. What? We're not allowed you're not allowed what no every time we talk about politics like shut up Is that why you didn't read my other gavin olgoogle that you sent? Oh Shit Wow censorship the phrase is Up I'm a wrong one here. Sorry. I feel like an old man with this thing. But here we go again The phrase is how many many? How many? How many spiders crawl on you at night?

How many spiders crawl on you at night? Or how many children do you have to lock into cages before you realize that you might be the bad guy? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yes, I did skip that.

Why didn't you read that one? I think that was was pretty obvious. Can I say both are Google? Yeah, but every time we talk about politics, it's just like, don't talk about politics. But I feel like you can't sit still on a moving train. You're in a good place where you don't have to. Like I feel like my day is everyday toxicity around that stuff. And I, like my favorite video that I've done in the past year is a stupid video I shot

with my son where he said that his favorite thing about his friends was the bones inside of them. And I was like, yes, yes, more of this. Yes, more of this. This is how the other side of you two lives. That reminds me of a thing. Like I say, I love reading sites like Reddit, because people, it's just like a brain dump

from people like a perspective you never think about. One of my favorite things I ever read was your bones are all wet right now. Hot. I never thought about that. It's so great. Every bone in my body is wet, which is really disgusting to think about.

Well, Ashley, we were talking about this actually, is now seven and a half months pregnant, so end of August. And she was, I remember it was, she was in the office of the day, and she was comparing fizziques with blame. And they were, they were each talking about their gains And she's like yeah, I got a ton of gains and Blaine say I got a ton of gains, too

I go yeah, but Ashley has bone gains and you don't and Blaine was disappointed And he didn't have bone gains She has what 206 more bones than everyone else at this point About it all I'm but to think about it all. I'm ready to bone games later that night though. Yeah. Hello. Yeah, it's six.

Bernie, did you guys do the 3D image? Yeah, 3D image. You're talking about the ultrasound game. It's horrifying. A little bit. Yeah. It's like, oh, you want to see your baby and also inside your baby?

It's a lot. It's like you get a picture of your kid Way too soon, right? It's it's it's like it's an actual 3d image. Yeah, it's like it's like you 3d print your kid basically Can we do that we could probably 3d? Yeah, we replaced the golden Gus on on the spot No with Bernie's unborn child and also the technology by the way is not perfect, so it's kind of like, yeah. Like, you can usually get an ultrasound where it's like, oh, I'm having a baby demon, you know, because the way the ultrasound looks, this 3D image is a lot like that. It's kind of like, okay, thanks for showing me that. Yeah.

Please take it away from me now. Was it Ashley or you that said that you hope that your kid doesn't get your head for her sake? Ash, do you, yeah. I got a big head. So that's a lot to deal with. Yeah, she's making a grimace. She let me feel and kick the other day.

Not weird? It's a crazy. I don't know how you get used to that. It's weird to me every single time. Every single time it's like crazy. There's like a living person that you're like kicking around. Also it's like how do you live in a space like that? Like how do we all have no memory of like being jammed into a space that's literally as big as we are. It's as small as it could possibly be. Do you want that memory? No! Thank God! Because we don't have any

memories for the first several years of our life. Why not? Because you have no way to store that. You have a brain But you don't have the context or the language to store that but that would be horrifying because think of think of how small You are as a baby and then think of just like I Don't know if any other parents like you don't think of the child as a another person for a while So you're around it naked, and it would be horrifying for that child, because they're like this big,

and they have the worst view of you at all times. So I think it's good, I think it's self-preservation. I remember being really young and walking in and out of grocery stores and thinking about how heavy doors are, like pushing on a door, like before automatic doors, like trying to push a door open, like a glass door in front of a grocery store. Now it's like, it's nothing, as an adult, you're just like, whatever, it's a stupid door. But just like having that perspective difference is wild.

And it's something we never think about anymore. Like your whole experience of the world is for the most part as an adult. And you forget like all of these things you had to go through and learn when you're young like one don't shit your pants two doors are heavy. I think it's probably a good thing most of us don't have memory of being breastfed. So I think that would screw up a lot of people. Speak for yourself. My fondest memories. Although there is like, there is, it does get creepy when it's like, there's an age

at which breastfeeding has a natural tapering off and ending and I, someone, I remember, it was the coworker of, I actually wrote from my way back in college and she was talking about breastfeeding her kid and then she was like like okay, that's enough and pulled away and then the Kid said mama know more and I was like the kid was talking That seemed like too much to me like what's the cuz like Robin Aaron in Game of Thrones It's great. Yeah, it's like they they didn't make you like kind of uncomfortable like oh, that's that's too late That's too long so you're done with two? Is two you'll find on number? Oh, yeah.

No more. Yeah, I'm not getting out numbered. Fuck that. That's crazy. Yeah, even right now, having to play zone def, or man to man is enough. I'm not going to do zone. Yeah.

I say that now. Just wait. No. Yeah. I've put it off more and more, but I'm just like, I really enjoy this, and it's to the point of, I've wanted to get, so this is gonna be, this is gonna go nowhere.

I wanted to get a vasectomy, went in, and then they asked me if I was allergic to penicillin, and I was like, my dad said I was, but I've never actually tested it, I had to go through this like four weeks of getting tested where they're just like poking and prodding you turns out I'm not I just I've gone 32 years in my life thinking that I was allergic to penicillin and dad just mentioned it Yeah, but apparently it's like super common where it's like people just doctors will go

Yeah, probably and then people would just run with that for decades and so yeah So and then I've used that as an excuse to not get a vasectomy because I'm scared Also allergic, but I need my genitals cut up. There's there's a urologist I know someone who got a vasectomy and He picked the doctor to do is a sector me because he thought it was the funniest name for a doctor I can tell you the guy he's here in Austin, right? Yeah, he was the funniest name for a doctor to give him a vasectomy This is not a this is not a lie. It's not.

The doctor's name is Dr. Dick Chop. It is. Dr. Dick Chop. Dr. Dick Chop is a world renowned vasectomy doctor. Right. I know a lot of guys that have gone to Dr. Dick Chop. It's like, can you imagine?

It's like, you grow it. like your career is based on your name, right? You were given this name as a child. And it's like, well, I know what my career path is. For the rest of my life, I know what I'm going to later in life. Which is the only guys would do that, right? You would never go like, hey, Barb, who's your obstetrician? She goes, oh, it's great.

Her name is Dr. Totsch stretch. He's actually like- Yeah, I like the idea of a kid being born. He's like, my name is Oscar Winna. I guess I'll be an actor. I got a Dr. Vag swab. Delay. Whenever I have to deal with a professional, like in various fields, I'll do that, though. I'll find someone's like, oh, that name's funny. Like, go I'm gonna go with that person. That seems like a bad medical choice. Well not not necessary. Well I did do it with my doctor.

So I did. Medi- Medi- You saw it all right? Well I mean I make sure that they're reviewed well but like my insurance agent was the same way. I found a banker with an unusual name. I don't want to say their names now because they're all local people figured out but I can tell you backstage they're all hilarious. You'll crack up at all of them. But it it's memorable it's like what's the name of my oh right I remember but also it's the same thing it's like it is a weird way to make a medical choice but even when like you're choosing a new doctor they have their pictures there what why do I need to see a picture of

my doctor does it better but then you you look at it and it becomes part of the way you choose doctor I look at them and I go does this person look friendly and do their hands look warm? How do you tell if someone's hands are warm in a photo? You can't. I'm tried. You just project that on them. I've been wrong many times. I have a weird thing where my dentist ghosted me. No, wait, I had these invisible lines things and then I got to the end of the

invisible line and I was supposed to get a retainer and he just wouldn't return my calls. And so like right at the end it was like two freaking years. Maybe he's died. No, no, he's, they were gonna call me back any day. It was one of the things. Any day they're gonna call me back and he just didn't. so now I have to get a new dentist because my dentist ghosted me I feel bad. I feel like I took it personally. I'll eat so did you call them? I call I gave you know it was a sense of pride where I called him five times Okay, and then I just gave up and then my six-month appointment that I had scheduled just went by and they were like Hey, you missed your six-month appointment. What happened? I'm like, come on guys. So wait you had an appointment, then you didn't go?

Well, yeah, I was done. I was out. You ghost it. Yeah Pride Gavin. It's a pride. You missed your dentist appointment. What's that? I know. You should go to the dentist. Yeah, like a lot of adults skip out on it like they just like, eh, yeah What was the last time you went? Gus is like yeah, yeah, what was the last time you went? Gus has like perfect teeth apparently. I think the last time I went was about five years ago and before that It was ten years and before that it was ten years And then they think of the horrible thing where they told you you're fine, right?

I went for your behavior. Oh, your teeth are amazing. They look great. They're in great condition. I was like, oh cool. All right, bye You know the old your teeth a wet right now. It's true At least told us a story this morning about how she had to cancel a dentist appointment because she sharded. What is the theme of this podcast? What is happening? That's our title. That's our title, Eric.

What is the theme of this podcast? She sharded? She sharded and so she can't, she was supposed to go to a dentist appointment and she just decided to cancel. And to be honest, the dentist part of that story is not relevant in any way whatever Yeah, what is she like that was just the end of her day no matter what came next that day was over There's like me in kindergarten At least it's just like gusting kindergarten. Yes, that is correct

All right, well, I think we're out of time. Do we want to take one question from the audience literally one That is correct. All right, well I think we're out of time. Do we want to take one question from the audience? Literally one. We haven't taken a question on the Rusey podcast in years and years. Hey, there's Hannah. Hannah, what's up? You got it.

You're in your roasted hacks. He goes to me all the time. Don't worry about it. Oh, stop it. Hannah, I'm not ignoring your text. What do you got? You guys remember Hannah from the podcast previously? She came on and talked with us.

Oh, I can't hear you. Here, come on closer. Yeah, come on up, come on up, come out of here. Yeah, I can't hear you. And while Hannah's coming out, anybody else, we can take one question from those. It has to be a great question. Great, great question.

How about this guy right here? Yeah you, in the hat. Does he yell it? He said a great question. Then he said, I wouldn't call this great. This guy over here, me, why? I just didn't make his ass mad. You said it has to be a great question.

He put it down, thought about it, and then raised his hand again. What was the actual great question? Dude, so this is a Hannah I know you I know you this guy's asking us is neopolitan ice cream one flavor or three flavors It's three flavors. It's listen to three flavors. It's three flavors I'm pushing agenda you got like, you need to accept reality, dude. This is the second time I've had this conversation with you

in one con. Wait, so is the argument that it's one flavor with three stages? It's like a megazord. It's like a megazord? I regret all of these. We told them these had to be great questions. And this is what we got. I love any of them.

He put it down. He was like, this is a great question. I'll sort of these we told them these had to be great questions and this is a great question Sort of do that. Okay, so mr. DeFranco. Oh, no the fact that you are against in this orgy podcast And I'm not I'm not gonna lie. It makes me insanely jealous Okay, so I've decided to do what I deem to be the only rational response. I made you a hair bow Thank you. Thank you. It matches your shirt. Also and do you not worry, Mr. Serella? I have one for you as well. I have one for your microphone on the podcast set. There we going to have to wait for it. I'm going to have to wait for it. I'm going to have to wait for it.

I'm going to have to wait for it. I'm going to have to wait for it. I'm going to have to wait for it. I'm going to have to wait for it. Can we crack her? Can we crack her? You can do whatever you want, man. Thank you so much.

But don't make me there. Literally right there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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What's that? He can't talk very well. Oh, he's got a mask on. Oh, he's got a mask on. It's not like a medical thing. Okay. I can't talk well either. Did you hear the governor Google rules?

That's what I said earlier today. We can't talk well. We just been doing a podcast for almost 11 years. I really can't speak. I don't know why I have a career in entertainment. I literally cannot speak. What was it last? Remember last week we were doing the podcast,

and I just entered a portion of the podcast where I couldn't talk. It happens. Every sentence I kept trying to say, I just couldn't spit it out. So we'll just give up. Why are we doing this? We should just give up. I'm sure.

Well, you are with Ryan Haywood. I don't think that guy has put together one coherent sentence in 10 years. Really? Hezzy? No, that I've ever seen. It's impossible. All right. Is that it?

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