Rooster Teeth Podcast - Grace Helbig’s Stress Hang Gliding - #521

Episode Date: December 4, 2018

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You didn't do the addressjoice. I'm Gus. There we go. I'm me, Undy. Are you interrupted at Asshole? Oh. Sorry. Sorry, Grace. I'm so sorry.

Oh, dad, dad, stop fighting. We have Grace with us. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the less exciting Barbara. Yeah, I'm Bernie. And I'm Gus.

As always. So you brought someone or actually brought someone to visit us today. Yeah, we have the newest addition to my family. We have Moush the cat right there. He's in his, that's a bad angle. He's in his backpack right now, which has a little bubble in it.

It looks like you're thinking of an invisible cat. Yeah. You want to turn him a little bit? Turn it down. Can you turn it the thing? Oh yeah. Super intense. Very young.

He was. He was like staring intently at me. He was like, we should just show the cat here that me undies He's been he's been like shredding stuff in the house me. I'll undies the popular feline alternative. Oh nice guys. Yeah So that's a little backpack that you got do you follow any cat Instagram accounts? Why the backpack? Why the backpack? Yeah. Oh, God. Oh, no.

No. Do you follow Suki? The cat's Suki? No, what is that? It's a cat dude. This is the greatest job in the world. Is that the cat Michael Rappaport yells at? No.

You know what he says? He's got pulled down. Yeah, because it's insulting to the cat. Yeah. Or degrading to the cat. Degrading to the cat. He can't yell at a cat Instagram. I guess it's insulting to the cat.

It's not a cat. He's like a Rappaport to be fair, it yells at everyone. Right. Not just cats. It was so funny too, because listening to that video, I had no idea that Michael Rappaport makes viral videos without question. The moment I started listening to it, I knew exactly who it was. That was impossible.

He sounds like every dude in the Northeast, but yet still sounds exactly like Michael Rappaport every time he opens his mouth. It's amazing, but yeah, it's not his footage. It's actually all that footage is from the UK. And it's one of these. Oh, it's a British cat. It's not even really yelling at the cat. It's an international incident, Gavin.

I think he's yelling at a video of a cat. I think you have something that rivals the cuteness of your cat coming in. What's that? Oh, look at this. What is that? This is gonna be like These gold so if you want to come say hi

We're bringing out the cat I'm going off mic for a second. I'm bringing out the cat look we have here We have iris and her dad Mikey Jones playing a little a chima hunter shirt the cute cast Oh Yo, yeah, give us all your thoughts and feelings. Oh Whoa This is this is the cutest thing ever. Oh my god This isn't a typical podcast Oh my God. Nice gentle. This isn't a typical podcast. Look at this.

Look at this. Oh my God. This is gonna be the highest viewed podcast of all time. They're communicating. Oh, she's in love with that cat. Oh yeah, it's cat. Can you see the kitty? Where are we at?

Oh my gosh. Hi, Ristad, you hear the Tumblr band adult content? We got it. We got it. We got it. I think our friend Finch said it best when he said no more cumbler. Keep it clean. The cat might hit you. Give him a little pet. Oh no.

So my goal with cats always is to try to hold them as much as possible You can pet the kitty You pet him up here my head. Oh my gosh. He's orange. Are they about the same age? No cat and cat ears I don't know. He's nine weeks now. I feel like we should just take the day off watching I navigate now. I've got a walk. I received a lot of do a blu-aper and read I'm watching Irish Navigate now that she knows how to walk. Hey, I received a how to do a blu-a-burn read. So I'm just gonna take off if that's the case. I don't know if you're being...

This is great, this is great for the audio listeners. They hear, hi. I think she wants to put you, Bernie. No, she's all about that cat. Oh my God. She's like making eye contact with it. She wants to, this is gonna be tough. To look at.

Yeah, I can already tell. I'm just cool with like an hour's look at this. Yeah. I'm just cool with like an hour half of this. Yeah. Are there any like? Most you do a great job ASMR videos that are just like little kids meeting cats. Oh, they have a relationship. She's saying goodbye. This is not a good time of year for her to learn to hate man with gray beards. Oh terrible with cats. You don't want to give me the cat. Is it true? Yep. What is it being terrible with cats?

I'm like, they can sense my fear and they always scratch me. Oh no, she's crying now. Oh no. Give her the cat back. Yeah, you're right. Stop instantly. He's right here. Oh, you're stuck in my no-gene.

You do, do, do. Here you go. Keep the crap. Keep the crap. This is the weirdest form of birth control for me right now. I want to see that. Are you not a cat person, either? No, I like tiny cute things.

Byeris so good to see you. I'm not big cats. Bye-bye. That's a little easy. Look at it. Oh, oh. Chris, don't even know. Do you have like, I know Mamie's got that dog.

Yeah, I have a dog. You have a dog? I have a dog. Her name is Goose. Yeah, she's a menace to society, but a friend to me. So she's great. She's super, super cute, but she just has aggression issues. Now, do you take goose lots of places with you?

No, can't ever. Like, is your Southern California's never fired by law? Yeah, that would be like the greatest thing to do, but she has like so many aggression issues that she could only be around like certain people. What is the same way? We don't take dust anywhere. Me or the dog, I'm so confused.

No, no, you. We don't take you anywhere. There's a gust of dog at the confused. No, no, you. We don't think you anyway. There's a gust of dog at the office. Oh, really? It is awful. Named after you or before you. No, I like to think it was named after you. We were, someone was talking about putting gusts in a costume earlier and I was like, are

we shooting something? Because I don't know, they're talking about the dog. Yeah, we were, we're doing our very first ever live show. So it's a, like, real life sketch. First ever live sketch. So it's like a live sketch. First ever live sketch. Wait a minute. Oh, sketch. Like SNL style.

I didn't know how to say, like SNL style. Oh, okay. We're doing a holiday extra out of the gans of this year. We had rehearsals for it today. And Gus had to put on a certain costume. And he was very happy to find out he was actually getting to wear clothes in a video for one time. Oh, yeah.

And now you are talking about that. And then yeah, the art department overheard a conversation when they said, let's put Gus in a, you know, whatever, whatever costume. And the art department, I think was a little mad. Like, wait, are you serious? Are you being serious right now? Is he not going to wear this?

Like, no, no, no, talking about the dog now. This Gus' costume is locked and set. It's fine. Well, yeah, I did get to see the calendar that you created right before we started. And that's a lot to take in. It is. It's really beautiful. I wanted to make that for 10 years I would really if you had never met Gus before and that was just yeah

It was yeah, it's art. It's straight up art and it's available for people now. No, it sold out Oh, it's so now. I can't get that art. That's it. That's the last one right there. This is something I have learned We've done a lot of merch over the years, but this calendar has been 10 years in the making because whenever you think about making a calendar, you're already too late in the year. Like we had to make that in May. Right, but I don't know who buys. I mean, now that we have our phones

and all of our like actual scheduling's on like some sort of device, this is now just straight up photos that you sold people. Yeah, we feel like a digital calendar then, like a app, we get update. Like you have to subscribe to it every year, every month you'll get a different photo. Maybe like gifts instead of photos too.

So it's just like you rub in your naps and one. Hey, let's get this. Let's be tasteful. So you can't skip ahead to the next month. Can't put it on a plan. No. Go away. Look, but it's just like a great out blank image.

It doesn't pop in unless you pay for it. That's a great idea. You can get a jump on it. They're more No, no. Show me. Look, but it's just like a great out blank image. It doesn't pop in, unless you pay for it. That's a great idea. You can jump on. They're more art than that. Copyright. Yeah, you're more than just a mush. Yeah, a mush carrier. Actually, there's a real issue.

You brought a mush in. Look, at this point, I'm more than happy just to be like, a mush courier. We're gonna go everywhere. I love that backpack. Where'd you get that backpack? Is that like a special thing? Amazon's like $30. Oh really? Yep. What did you search for there? Astronaut Kim back and I think I look up cat window backpack. I've seen a lot of

What conventions with that thing with cats in it? Yeah with cats in it Also now that you've kind of broken the seal on like having this kind of Ridiculous cat thing. What else is there to be found on Amazon for cats? I feel like now there's a whole new world of things that you guys can search for. What about that tongue thing that you could put in your mouth and like lick your cat? Have you seen that?

It's so much easier to just lick your cat then. It's this thing that you, I get. But it's like brushes them. Put in your mouth like you bite down on it and it sticks out like a tongue but it has little bristles on it. Yeah, so you can like- Can you stop talking about it before?

Bernie's ordering it right now. I have an Amazon problem. And I was off for a little while, but now I'm back to it where it's just like, actually think a picture of our front porch is just like, what are you doing? What is happening? Christmas.

We're going on a camping trip. It's Christmas and we're going on a camping trip. So to answer your question, Grace, they're on Amazon, earmuffs to you, actually, their mayor may not be cat-sized tense for pets. Like a little pup cat. Yeah. So he has a pup cat coming in the mail to him.

Oh, there's the tongue, yeah. What the, what the, what the, that cat is not like it's having a good time. The cat loves it. No, that cat is thinking, my friends are gonna see this photo. Yes, that's how. Why not just the brush?

Is it just because it feels like the, like the mother cat, it's like any move? It's like a connection, I think. Okay. I know, you see, there was a video earlier today, I saw where, I guess it's like, there's some people working out a supermarket in South Africa

and this cat runs into the supermarket and this woman's soul freak, like she's like jumps on top of a table and get away from it. Yeah, she looks like a fighter. Yeah. But there's like two cats I think. And he's like, he's going crazy. I'm so fast that maybe it looks like two.

Yeah, she's like a meat counter. She like jumps over it and like freaks out and then runs out of the room. And there's multiple angles of this video. Yeah, it's like all security cameras footage. So there's no audio. All you see is just like, it's like a blur of a cat. I don't know what's wrong with it. If it's like terrified, trying to figure out how to get the fuck out of there. Yeah, she seems like she's never seen a cat

before and it's very, very maybe like hyper allergic. We don't know the backstory here. It's true. It's true. You know, we had just had this discussion the other day where I was in the car with somebody and somebody tried to go down the shoulder, like just try to drive down the shoulder. And a guy in front of us kept like pulling into the shoulder, cut the guy off. And the person I was with was very happy that they did that. Like, oh, that guy blocked him from going down the shoulder. Good for him. My assumption always in the case is that that person has an emergency and they're going to do something. I don't ever think I should block that person.

If they're accelerating, that means the not. And like, surely you go into the shoulders to slow something. I don't ever think I should block that person. If they're accelerating, that means that not, like, surely you go into the shoulders to slow down. No, no, you need to get somewhere, like to a hospital. Like somebody's having a heart attack or, you know, a lady in the back pregnant, going to the lab. Why are they just an asshole? Or you just an asshole?

They're probably just an asshole. If it's an emergency, they'll get off onto the dirt, right? Yeah, yeah. Have you ever done it? I'm ready to listen to that. No, I'm not an asshole. I'm ready to listen to that. I feel it. Oh my.

Now that I've got a dash cam in my car, I see all kinds of stupid shit. It's all like, I can save that. You can save that? Why is it a dash cam? It's built into the car. Oh, really? Yeah.

So why won't you do that though, right? Yours won't do that. I can't damn it. You and your old car. Sucker. It's like they're like iPhones. You buy this car and then a year later, they put like all these new features on.

Like every fucking year. Do you find a battery runs out quicker as well? No, I don't. Why was it? Yeah, as soon as the new one comes out, the software update. And they did actually do a software update just recently, but it only added cool stuff for you guys.

Like autopilot and everything like that. I've been working on trying to figure out how to calculate how much I'm paying to charge it. I've learned that trying to get work, baby. Trying to figure out how much you pay for electricity is really complicated. I'm just going to smot me. I could, but then I have to pay a lot of money to get like a separate meter installed. It's like you pay one rate if you use this much energy, then if you use more than that, there's like a second rate, then it's like tiered on and on.

No, I'm just going, could you use a bicycle to power, to charge a Tesla if you just like spin your legs for a really long time? You got a lot of people on a bike, maybe. How long would that take? I was like, he just, I got a hand crank thing that you can plug stuff into and use to do a crank it. That's dumb though. I absolutely do. You don't use that. You've never used it.

You've never used it. You've never used it. Whatever you need it, you're not going to have it on you. That's mad. Like, you being Alaska? You won't bring it to the market. Seven magnitude earthquake could hit. Wait, did you charge your phone?

Charge your way. 30 minutes. Six 30 minutes of hand cranking. I have what speed? What do you mean to what speed? Like is it just like a nice crank? Like this or do you got like, me? Oh yeah, no, I think it's just like a nice steady crank like that. Like a fidget spinner.

Exactly. And at the end of the end of the get to make a phone call. Can we just have like cat cam? It's really good. I don't know why you guys have this before. I can't look amazing. Like in the lower space. It's a phot. I don't know why you guys have this. I can't look amazing. Look in the lower. It's pretty happy cat. It's a photogenic cat. Yeah. Yeah, he gets into like a,

the kitten frenzy though where he'll just bite and his teeth are so tiny and his claws are like new, you know, like a baby snake. I say, I have the worst, oh, look at that. That's right. So actually, I, I don't know about you, Ash, but my, my hands, I look like a methodics because I just have all these like holes in my hands and Scabs and cuts and everything. I'm made in scratch right now.

Yeah, someone in chat said something, Bernie. I think you were saying this earlier. Who is this? CTC SGS 6 says I wonder if Moosh would be like Joe the cat and be held so much He'll stop giving a shit about people holding him. I think we're getting there like you can even as a little kitten Moosh you can hand him from someone else and he doesn't freak out. Look at it. Gavin, the cat voice is probably my favorite thing. It's not my toy cat.

Oh, look at it. Once we told people we have a new kitten, first to people to call, John Reissinger, and Gavin had to come over and come see the cat. I met it yesterday. Yep, Bev's and mush. We also, he went out, I have a deck that's on my roof, John Reissinger and Gavin had to come over and come see the cat. I met it yesterday. Yep. Babson and Mush. We also, he went out, I have a deck that's on my roof, but then there's other parts of

the house that are not decked. It's just a traditional roof. He climbed out through the bars and got out on like the corner of the roof and like all these adults are out on the roof trying to get him back. I was convinced one of you was going to fall off and die. And the cat would be fine. The cat, yeah, it's just going to walk back back. I was convinced one of you was gonna fall off and die. And the cat would be fine. Yeah, it was just gonna walk back in. I think it's high enough to die off.

Yeah, it's just high enough to die. Did you see? All right, speak of high enough to die. There you go, there you go. Look at Segway, for you. Ashley, do you wanna stick around for the challenge? What challenge? Well, let's explain it.

So there was a video that came out, I think it was last week that was entitled Swiss Mis-Hap, where someone went out for hang lighting, I guess I hang lighting a little. Distracted. It was an instructor. And the instructor forgot to strap in the person into the hang lighting.

It's kind of like a guy-diving. No, I've been briefed a little bit on what this is, but I have not seen a video. The video is great. It's a guy-diving. No, it's a hang lighting. You know how like in tandem. It's a skydiving. No, it's a hang gliding. You know how like in tandem. In hang gliding, yeah.

If you're in tandem, they tell you to approach it. Yeah, look at that. And apparently, there's some hang gliding as well. The guy on the left is in blue. The tourist. Oh my god. He's in plan. When did he realize that he wasn't in touch?

He's in touch. Oh my god. He started taking off. What is the moment he left the ground? Yeah. He's still holding on to him when they start running But when the instructor have some sort of like plan if this happens they's like I can Is the hook in your passenger so they immediately go downhill so the ground gets further away

Yeah, they get all like off-balling like look how high they end up and Lead right there. Fuck oh, but this guy's holding his back and the poet. They say, oh my god. So the guy is trying to hold him up and steer the damn thing at the same time. Yeah. And the other guy's holding on essentially by one hand because he's just holding onto the guy. He's got a left hand too.

I don't know if the guy is left handed. And with all due respect to this guy who posted this really amazing video online, I think he'd be okay with me saying he doesn't look like a dude who could do a ton of pull ups. Wait, this is the man that is in the plaid. He posted this video. He posted this video. He's the crazy part. He looks.

He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks.

He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He looks. He least the instructor didn't lose him. It's like a good viral marketing happening. If you're listening to the audio podcast,

so what we're looking at is it's in the Swiss Alps, it's a very nice, beautiful picture-esque view from a hang glider about it. They're like 100, 500, 600 feet. I feel like I would have swung my legs up and tried to climb. But he's not a lot of ball. He has to be attached to-

He's attached to nothing. He's just working on his pants. No, the guy. He's holding on to his pants. He's not attached to the guy. He's holding on to his leg and he's holding on to the bar and that's it. So what are his cables? They're not... They're not going to get anything. They're just hanging behind it.

See how the pilot has that tether that goes up to the hang glider out of our view? He doesn't have that tether. I know how that... I would check that a thousand times before going on. Now you're going to think... Oh my God. Yeah, you never would have thought of that before. No, doing anything.

It's like, am I attached about to be in the air? Okay, cool. And also, you can't land one of these unless you're tethered, otherwise you hang lower than the wheels. Like this guy did. Yeah, how do they actually land? He also like, did he break something on the... He broke his arm.

Okay. Oh my God. He decided to drop like 20 feet from the ground. How far are they up? But he's, he's's got like his subtitles on this are like kind of jovial and fun. Yeah. He has a really good attitude about it.

Yeah, I think he's pretty chill about like surviving. So he has an after video which says, I know a lot of people will be upset with the pilot because it was his fault that I wasn't tethered. But at the same time, he got me to the ground as quickly as possible and I appreciate him for that. This dude is like Mr. Silver line. Yeah, very optimistic.

All right, so he held on, we calculated about two and a half minutes. So the question I think everyone would ask when they see this video is, if I was in that predicament, would I live? Nope. And so we asked Eric and the broadcast team to set up a bar, a hangover, a hangover simulator.

So we have our bar in the most budget-looking hangover, a hangover simulator. So we have our bar in the most budget looking hangover. We work so hard on that. Do we at least have a fan so it's Wendy? No, we don't own a fan. So why not a bust? Can we create some sort of live or dev scenario? So adrenaline pumps through our veins? Your baby is under a car.

I love a baby. We're like fire underneath it. No, we're gonna have some people try. We're gonna have a couple people try. We're going to have a couple people try. And just to make sure it's like same thing, life and death like Grace said, we didn't tell you this beforehand, but whoever doesn't win comes and lasts. You have to quit. Okay.

Is that a question? I didn't happen with any of you. I was over there. I'm going to go. I'm going to chat. I want to bet on Chad. So Chad, will you go first?

I'm going to put my money on John. Also, they literally were touching touching while the video was playing. Why don't we have the contestants so stand under? By the way, I thought this was a fantastic idea and until we asked people in the company if they wanted to come do it, it was going to be me and Gus doing it. Gus and I both, so hung there for like five seconds, we're like, you can go to rusee.com.5. Play if you want to take a guess to see about how long that is.

He played it. He's got more mass. Yeah, more muscle mass. He's dense. I'm at it. This is advantage I think. This is like the saddest. It's been in Jawahry a course right now.

I'm going to hang on Blaine while he does it. Are we not voting on this? Are they just like betting on us like we're just general like a range. If somebody wants an extra challenge, I move the sandbag behind John above. I moved it close to the grip so you can hold on to it like it's the guy's leg. If you want to. Oh, that's great.

I feel it. Either one, which everyone's most convenient for you. All right, John, you're gonna go first. What's our time to beat here? I don't even see what those results are. What does that say? Time is two and a half minutes 30, 30, 30 minutes. 30, 30 minutes.

Two and a half minutes. Two and a half minutes total. Who is gonna hang longer? Me too. That's the, this is a competition. We can't hang everybody up there at one time. I don't think. And so it's like, it has to be hang out.

Whenever you're ready, John, this time we're ready. Low fanfare. Are you already in the booth? This time we're ready. So it's fun for the audience. We're ready to find your job. Just watching this makes my heart. Oh, red light. Oh, red light. Oh are ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. If I'm your daughter. Just watching this makes my whole life.

Oh, right. Oh, these videos playing alongside it. I love it. I love it. I see John. I actually think Sansa really good chance because he does a lot of bouldering. I can't see his feet. What if they're on the floor?

They're not. He can barely relax. We need foot cam. Should we make them do it one handed? No, it's on there. You got to match the guy in the video. Do anything in the video. What does he do?

Anytime he's to one handed. That's someone else's legs. That's the cutway. John, how you doing? Oh, I'm going to show him. I'm going to show him. I'm going to watch out now. Uh-oh.

You're all off. He lost like a minute doing that. I would already be down. There's no way I can There are 42 seconds. You're over trees right now John. We hear about Tree how do you feel John? Cool How is it you're a minute in how does it feel oh it's it this hurts I lied your 40 seconds in I can see the timer We hear okay

The people who is this lip gloss Gavin's that's giving me anxiety Would you want to give up at this point? Or are you still good? I'm good, but it's starting to like I'd be really worried at this point Yeah, you got about a minute and 10 left. So just to be clear. Yeah. By the way, that's a great gun, sexy gun calendar. You got that.

Multi-purpose. Oh. Whoa. Just switching. OK. So maybe the last 30 seconds, they should have to do it one handed. Yeah.

Oh, one handed. What? No. Yeah, because he does it one handed basically. He does it one handed the whole time. Grace, he held on so tight, he ripped all the tendons in his arm. And then when he dropped, he shattered his forearm. Jesus.

Yeah, we lost our John Cam. Okay, there we go. There he goes. How's it going, John? Walk us through it. That's hurting. Are you gonna live? Yeah, I'll live.

Now, don't tear your fucking tendon for this new competition. I'm not gonna tear you. Do it. Do it. You guys have happened to your hands, right? You're coming in. John would have, I think would have lived. That's so disappointing for so many of you left.

Oh, no. Right. The hang glider's getting real low, but. Oh, he's out. Oh, that's too broken. I mean, that's good. That makes an exciting competition. You look so close.

Oh, John, I could have never done that. If John didn't make it all the way to the end, I think- He also did his leg race thing. If he hadn't done that, I bet he wouldn't have made it. He was, he was. You don't have to win or any of those factors. Gus, could you do this?

I'll also just say a few seconds. The complete. Yeah, yeah. That's what I was saying. So I originally asked Gus if he would land or need me while I did it. So because I don't want to hurt Gus, so I would stay Gus if he would land underneath me while I did it. Cause I don't wanna hurt Gus,

so I would stay up there in perpetuity. Really? Just put a brace under you. Yeah. No, I'm cool. Yeah, I think you've got some of me to bring down the whole thing on your head. That's almost real simple thing

that we blend. I think, Blaine, do you have your bouldering pack on? Yeah. What is that? You have a chalk pack? Wait, you have a talk pack? Pack Are you supposed to talk before you hang on my way to Jim This is

I think we should replace the chalk with soap Supplean has to be me by like 15 seconds because of the chalk, right? Yeah, the chalk is. Blaine, that is bullshit. That's a handicap, right? You do a one, yeah, last minute, one hand. Blaine, whenever you're ready, you can begin. You're run.

Uh-oh. The Olympic gymnast. Oh, good luck. Here they go. One hand each way. Wait, this feels... This feels... Blaine, any predictions?

Um, close to John's time, but I'm actually going to try to go to the gym tonight, so I don't know. Oh, I want to first hear a straight. Here's the thing, Blaine is clearly the strongest person probably in the entire company, right? I mean, James is up there. James could probably kick my ass in like, so I'll tell you. Oh, James doesn't work anymore. I forgot to tell you that. No!

We're cutting that whole group list. But no, but Blaine is arguably one of the strongest, about the strongest person in the company. But you're heavy as shit. Like, so this is a disadvantage for you. You don't do this in the gym, right? No, you can't do a handholds, or not what are they called?

Grip, grip, grip, or whatever. Go to the gym and do that. You know, to practice grit, grit, grit, like that. You went to the gym, I'm just salsa. I'm like doing this in the gym, I be like, what's going on right back? I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to do handholds to the gym and do now you know to practice You went to the gym. I'm just so sorry. I'm like doing this in the gym Handholds in the gym. You mentioned walking up dude gym chat be in front of me on handhold I'm gonna kind of dead hand. Don't touch me Need a handhold partner. Oh the guy in the video didn't get me pizza midway Even get the car

You can see this fucking midway. Even get the car ball. I can't wait. I mean, what do you think you would think? Oh, you can see this fucking timer. Can't see it. How does it feel? How do you feel? Not great. I sure have eaten that pizza. Hi, that's wait. Where's the pain coming from mostly?

Mostly the area around my thumbs, I would say. It's not actually, I don't think it's a pain thing for me. It was lily. I felt because I got slippery and couldn't hold anymore. It's like sweat on your hand. Yeah, I got sweaty hand too. It was still me. It was not true.

And I thought you'd get like pretty clammy up there. Well nervous. I found this on Reddit is how I discovered the video. And somebody in the comments, there's apparently some carnival game that you can play where you hang as long as you can. But it's a weird thing where the pole rotates. Yeah, I see that.

Yeah, it's supposed to be something. You try to get your leverage, you get your grip, it just rotates it down to the bottom and people cannot hold. It's awful. In chat, Tariq is asking if much could do it. In there. 208. You about to break John's time? Oh my god.

It's got to go back, but it's, it's got to switch, switch his grips. Oh my god. It's got to keep changing my grip, but also lock up. Oh, you're about to break John's time. It's got for backwards, you know, he swaps his grips. He's got to keep changing my grip. We're also lock up. Oh, you're about to make it. You're about to make it. You're getting real low, buddy. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

It goes into slow motion. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Oh, OK. Pull away from this bullshit. We were operating for you. Come back to the cat. Am I good?

You're good. You made it. You made it. Good job. Good job, Blaine. You'll need that in the upper left. You're good you made it you made it good job blame You'll need that in the upper Blaine would have lived It's weird though. It's in the video. You're not hoping for the guy to die at the end like we were with you It's a little bit different

Nothing else We got who's left up there Chad what is your let me see this chalk this chalk bag you have. I have, Blaine has on his belt. He has like this little sack of chalk. Fuck my hands too. You know, really? What's this? What are you doing here? Yep.

It's a chalk bag. Great. So you bring that to work every day? What a climb. Look at you. You're gonna go work out. You're gonna go work out. Alright, Chad.

Chad's a young father. So he's already lost the will of the live at this point. Wow. I got kids. I know, Chad. Does Chad's a young father? So he's already lost the will to live at this point. What? I got kids. I know, but you're not young. No, we, we, we for make Chad, sorry. Sorry, Chad, we should make you deliver the blue apron ad read while you're up there.

Oh, cool. You mean the number one question? Are you ready to meet a delivery service in the country? All right, you ready? Yeah, we're ready, Chad. It's time ready? Yeah. All right. For those of you who we're ready Chad. Time ready? Yeah. All right.

Those of you who are hoping to tune in for failure, this is your moment. Great. Well, little Chad is up there. We just did. You should probably come by next year. Okay. Chad's one of the big stars of this, but we did our extra life telephone stream. We raised like a bunch of money for the Children's Miracle Network.

You should come down because it's 24 hours of, how would you describe it, Barbara? Insanity. Paul Maim. No, I'm not sure. How's the name of good? This would be an exception to the name of portion of this. Yeah, no, that sounds super fun. I'm totally down.

We did a whole Japanese game show segment where Chad and a couple guys came up with a bunch of games. One is called the, was it Pumelhorse? Yeah. Where it's like that buzzer game where you click a button and if you get the one that's wrong. This is a podcast right now.

It's the guy hanging off a bot on a cat. Kicks you in the genitals. We're good, thank you. Yeah. That sounds right. Yeah. And there's something for everyone on this podcast. I will give you $5 to walk over here.

It doesn't feel good. It catches chest. You can't't feel good. Catch his chest. You can't let it, Chad. Catch things. Thanks for giving it. You got this. Chad, think of the kids. Don't mind.

Don't blame me. Munch is watching. Don't rip your tendons, dude. Rip them down. Well, yeah, no, you said that. We're sitting here and you're like, oh, by the way, the guy who did this, he got really fucked up. That's so awesome.

You know, there was one of the things in the history of Ruchu-Tiith, we've never really done anything where anybody got hurt, not come with it. Oh, that was a mistake! Oh, that was the biggest mistake! You're off of my point! Oh, I've never done so much! Oh, no! I like how we're not even playing this.

You go one minute left now! No! Give less than a minute! I don't know! You're so high! He died! He died! He died!

He died! He died! He died! He died! He died! Give less to me! I don't know! You're so high! He died! Blame would have lived. John would have been, I think, really seriously injured. Yeah. And Chad would have just hilariously died. He would have had a tree too. If you're ever in that situation, just come into the grip.

Changing that, I was like, oh, it's done. Blame was doing the move around and everything like that. Well, we also had a bag of trash. Well, oh, it's done. Well, Blake was doing the moon around and everything like that. Well, we also had a bag of trash. Well, thanks, guys. Yeah, that's all you're okay. Good job. Well done, boys.

We'll send a letter to your family. You did it for science. All of our jokes are equally huge. So guys, is that next? That would be the quickest one by far. What? How long do you think you could hang? I don't know.

Well, it's right there if you want to find out. Great. Great thing, something earlier that made me dread it is that you compared it to the presidential fitness challenge. Yeah, it's right there. If you want to find out. Great. Great. Something earlier that made me dread it. It was like you compared it to like the presidential fitness challenge. Yeah, physical fitness test you would take, which made no sense as to like how healthy you were as a child. Yeah, it just made you feel bad. Yeah, it just was a public way to show your peers how weak you were. And hanging was one of the challenges. It was like the, but you had to hang in a chin-up position. Even worse. It reminds me of, did you guys have to do the beep test?

It was called something. It was called the hang something. Yeah, I did it bleep. We never did beep tests in the US. What's the beep test? You like to make it back and forth. Yeah, it's where you, the beeps gradually get closer in time and you have to run back and forth from a line.

Chris, correct me from wrong. Did you play a sport in high school? Did I do? I did track. Track. So you know how people in high school? Did I? I did track track. Yeah. So you know how people used to run the lines for basketball? Yeah. Yeah.

And that's what a beep test is, right? You run, but the beeps get faster faster and you have to make it. I think it's time to go down. Shuttle run or whatever it was. Yeah, it's like a federal run. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and where does it put us all now as adults? Where is it?

Where is it? I think I'm about to go to a great time. I like it. I like it. Where does it put us all now as adults? About it with regret. By liking the presidential fitness test, we now have a president that could never like it could. The president's fitness test is to like eat two big Macs and take a diet coach. Oh, well, it's weird. It's a whole new thing. How much would you pay to watch Donald Trump try to pass the presidential fitness test?

A lot of people. Someone who convinced him that it's a thing that it's a presidential fitness test. A president needs to pass it. You just done it. Yeah. Obama did it. Yeah. But what happens is he'll get a letter from a doctor

that says he did it better than anyone's ever done it before. He did it in private or a no-cam was allowed. And he killed it. There's like huge crowd there too. We were all so standing ovation for five minutes spreading when he was done. No shit, that's like North Korea stuff, right? A little bit.

Kim Jong Il, he got 18 holes in one when he's playing golf. You know, nobody saw it, but it happened. Right. It's like a single-world regular shot putting or something like that. Right. It's like history. It's like, I think it's real.

All right, let's all do this quick little game What was Grace's event for track in high school? Oh? What are the different what are the different events? Well, you can do like a hundred meter dash long jump running and jump And it's rowing basically There's the Hang gliding hang that was another one. I'm gonna guess. Bro, there's the, I'm gonna go hang lighting. Hang, that was another one. I'm gonna guess. The stress hang gliding.

Yeah. Hurtles. Oh, what? Hurtles. Okay, get what you guess. Javilan. Okay. I'm gonna guess long jump.

I'm gonna guess she was a relay runner because she's a team player. So 400 relay. What? No, no, was it like 600 relay? I'm supposed to relay that. What was your thing? I did all the jumping things. I did hurdles, high jump, long jump,

and I did pole vault. Yeah, all this fun thing. Were you? Pole vault? Yeah, I did pole vault because I realized that when I was in high school, which was like two thousand, two, three, no women were doing pole vault, so I could easily score points for my team

if I just had over the base six foot height. Do the minimum. Yeah, and I was not good at it at all. Were you tall from an early age? I was tall later in high school. Yeah, I was like five, nine when I was like a junior. And so I was like, all I have to do is just kind of slowly swing my feet over this pole

and I'll get first place, cool. We should later were you late bloomer? I was, yeah, because I did gymnastics. Especially for a lady too. Yeah, for a lady I was. Yeah. For a lady. For a lady.

Yeah, I did gymnastics for years and that like stunted my growth like hugely. And then when I stopped doing gymnastics all of a sudden my body was like, we can grow now with a pain. So the stonk is not permanent? You could just, you just postpone. I know genetics. Yeah, you just, you just postpone. I know, genetics.

Yeah, yeah. When you stop really enough and then your mom's 5'10 and like genetics are predisposed for you to not be. I would see the clip of the guy, Paul Voting, and as the Paul goes on the line. Oh, yeah. No, it doesn't step it. The Paul goes under and he meets it on the other side

and it like his testicles will Perfectly. Perfectly catches him. It's for a fight. Yeah. I knew someone who she ran track. I don't remember what what event it was exactly, but she ran track when she was in high school. She said that what she would always do is she would run with an acorn in her pocket and which she thought she couldn't run anymore.

She would toss the acorn. And like that was like her last bit of effort was like just run, you know, fast enough to get to that acorn. And that was like her last bit of effort was like, just run fast enough to get to that acorn. And she was like, I'm just gonna wait. Yeah, I think she's making a sub-light. She was doing that in the cup, but she's still one.

And she knew an acorn and hit the competitor and run her in the head by accident. Did it affect their running? I don't think so, but that person was trying to do it. The person was not having a hit in the head. That's the last thing you expect to happen when you're running a race. So I mean, chuck an acorn at your neck. Or an acorn at your neck. Well, strategy. I mean, there's someone chuck. It's the last thing you expect to happen when you're running a race. So I mean, chuck an egg corner.

Are you an egg corner? Well, you're an egg corner. Well, I mean, there's someone chuck an egg corner at you, but it was a squirrel. Your squirrels took an egg corner before. Oh, so that way you destroyed the egg corner we had before on set as payback?

No. Oh, it's just because you're an asshole. I think you were saying, because it's some cuss. Oh, yeah, I thought you were saying it wasn't an egg corner, and someone chucked a squirrel at you. Yeah, I was like, go on, I'm going an egg corn. Someone chucked a squirrel at you. Yeah. Go on.

I was running a race against the squirrel. Well, really risks an acorn had a squirrel in its pocket. Get it right. Ash, I got to say it's really great that he's on his absolute best behavior. Like he's never set this till he's always like this. He's always a hundred sometimes just laying there. Photogenic and peaceful peaceful not trying to know his way through your hand? Oh, I was a little meow force.

Yeah, he doesn't seem like the kind who's going to give you meth scratches all over your hand. Do you want to talk about your meth problem? It's horrifying. It's just like in the middle of the night, he'll just try to get up on the bed, but then he can't quite make up at the ends of hooking my leg. I have a question about the human mind. just try to get up on the bed, but then you can't quite make up at the ends of hooking my leg. It's always claws in my leg. I have a question about the human mind. Why is it whenever you hurt your hands?

You always show people like this. Greg, it's not just like, look, oh, it happened on my hands, you hold them like claws. It looks more naally. I can't know why, because it's like catching the light. I know what you mean though.

Look what happened on my hands. Look at my hands. Look at this. It feels weird to like flat, like you're mean though. Look what happened to my hand. Look at my hand. Look at this. Feels weird to like flat like you're offering. Look what happened to my hand. I'm a lady. I agree with what I've done. That's a very dainty of the way.

They were presenting them. I was the same way that I was a very late bloomer. I was kind of a year ahead when I moved from New York. I ended up being a year ahead in Texas. They moved me up. And so I was younger than everybody. And then I was also a late bloomer. So it's like four foot 11 in ninth grade.

Well, pretty much all the way through till I was in, I was a junior. And then I grew some of like six inches in eight months. How much was did you get? Diculous amount. Yeah. I actually dated more in middle school than I did in my first two years of high school.

One year or a little boy? Yeah. I always had a short math. How long was your first dating experience? Well, surely. my first two years of high school. One year or a little boy? Yeah. I always had a smart math. How old was your first dating experience? Well, surely. You could have to go so far with a lady before you had to just be like,

oh, I've got nothing going on. Well, yeah. I mean, in the middle school, I mean, what the fuck is this banging? I'm like, what, how old is middle school? Six through eight. So that's like what, 12 through 14? Oh, it is a bit young in that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 11 to 13, basically. I think I had my girls part between like seventh and eighth grade. So I was like what 12 through 14. Oh, it's a bit young in that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 11 to 13 basically. I think I had my girls part between like seventh and eighth grade. So it's like 13. Matt was like that. Matt was the biggest kid in his school, but then kind of capped out. And then everyone else like got bigger on him. He was a bully.

We were not. I was a college student in my school, because I went to elementary school, which was all the way up to the eighth grade. I was the tallest kid in school from the sixth grade until the eighth grade. Because none of the guys had caught up yet. And I was five foot nine. And you were Canadian. Nothing to do with it.

What's the word? What is that like 1.6 meters? 1.65? Do they do height meters in Canada? Not that I, I mean, I'm sure some people do, but I think it's just the standard like five foot blank or four foot blank. What are they doing? You're made up country where they just do whatever they want. It's a mesh mesh, you know, is it? Yeah.

The height is always in feet and inches, but distance a lot of time is metric, but if you're driving it's miles, it's so I can't help you. Just self-righteous about it too. Whenever someone you hear an imperial measurement, and it just so happens to be the one thing that you guys don't do in Imperial, when you hear it you're like, oh, I can't believe you. I saw, I think I saw an article from the UK about that big cow, you know that big cow everyone's talking about.

I saw an article from the UK about the big cow and I was like, you know, large cow in Australia weighs over 220 stone. I was like, what the fuck does that mean? Isn't this stone 14 pounds? I think this stone is 14 pounds. That's like 220 stone. Yeah.

But who can multiply by 14? Have we seen that cow? Have we seen the big cow? Yeah, we've seen the photo of it. I think it's massive. I have it. What the fuck? It is.

Yep. Just hanging out. It's a 220 stone cow Barbara. What? It looks like a glitch in red dead redemption. Doesn't it? Like, like, like, one of the models wrong. It's a legendary cow.

It's a legendary cow. Are there just not a bunch of baby cows next to a normal size cow? They said I believe that this cow is six foot four at the shoulder. Wow. Has it, I mean, why are we just knowing about it now? Like, does it overnight?

I'm like this. That's got to be taller than six four, the average cow. It's a shot with a... I think those are slightly smaller than normal. Like that breed of cow is small. They put it next to you. Oh, he's fluffing.

Yeah. He's trying to make it so it was bigger. I do like the idea of the cow being like 5'11 high and it's like, look, a few more inches. We're gonna have to cool this in. That's how it's gonna run. It's like a photo, what it's looking directly at the camera and none of the other cows are.

I think they said that it was too big to go to the slaughterhouse. So they're just gonna have to keep the cow for the rest of its life, you know. Oh my God, but think about how much meat you could get out of that. But wouldn't it be like really shi- Sorry to me.

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I just got my delivery confirmation for this week. I'm getting lemon dijon chicken, of invate meatball pizzas and chicken and curry mustard. Oh, you gonna invite me over for dinner? No. Oye, ¿y si vamos al pueblo a comer creo que te has de mi abuela? ¿Qué dices? Pero si te vuelos de en dárnia. Que va, nada, mira, muy fácil. Primero cogemos un autobús hasta ciudad Rodrigo.

De ahí otro hasta la manca. Luego, mi- No te li es. Este verano viaja de puerta, fuertes y sin complicaciones con Blacara. Siempre encontrarás una cercana incluso a última hora. Pero ser va tu próximo viaje, ya. Blacar, blacar, blacar, blacar. A mi no, pido, ¿eh? distraction. What's wrong with them, Gavin?

You want to talk about my eye contact? Oh, have you guys done the thing where it's like four minutes of uninterrupted eye contact? It makes like, it's kind of creepy. It is. If you do four minutes, Hannah Hart tries to do this with me all the time. Four minutes of completely uninterrupted eye contact is supposed to provide this like completely new level of intimacy between two people. Strangers are not. Just put it out there.

There's a lot of people who completely uninterrupted eye contact is supposed to provide this like completely new level of intimacy between two people. Strangers are not. Is it like one kind of intimacy? Is it impolite? Is it like a shock or is it just like, you can talk but you just can't change eye contact. And it's really difficult for people.

Is it a staring contest? Like can you blink? You can blink yeah. Yeah, you just can't. I just like to get like three minutes in. And like four minutes is like a really long time. Can you look at one of this? I do that with someone, one of my eyes is just going to start

to reach it. You know, I have a bit of a lazy eye. There's a whole Buzzfeed video about it. It's pretty great. Have you seen the video of the guy who sits down and he stares at the camera for four hours? Yeah, did you see the video where he got broken into? When that was happening?

Well, that's got to be right. He got robbed. He just sits down, he smiles and stares right in the camera for four hours. Yeah, hours. You can see it. You can see the sunlight changing on the wall as time goes on. Yeah, and he's done like 400 of these videos and then one time someone broke into his house.

No, is it like a genre or is it just one man doing it? He's an ass, it's just one psychopath. Everything's better. I don't know. Well, that's what ASMR I think started. Like one person considered a psychopath as a person. There's no sense of time. Oh, yeah, he seems, I think, started. Like, one person considered a psychopath. There's no such thing. Oh, yeah, he seems chill.

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Like sleep if you're not tired. Yeah, you want to bet? I'll go to sleep right here. Sleep for 12 hours, get up for 20 minutes and sleep for 12 hours. 100% full. Do you think you can fall asleep the spot test? I'm awake under protest right now. I would prefer to be asleep. Do you think you could sleep on this podcast? If we gave you like five minutes. Now I would do that. You're pressure. Because with my gray beard and everything, like,

sleeping in the chair. So that would be a good luck. What other hang in the bar for 15 seconds and give up. Then do that. Are your fingers already, he's all banged up. What's going on over there? Who did you fight? I think he was hanging earlier. Were you fighting? Are you like hanging? Is he?

No. There's a lot to it. Is there? There's a lot to it, okay? You're like a character from Street Fighter. What's going on? Yeah. That's a lot to it.

That's a worse answer than don't want to talk about it. But it was. It was, yeah. You went on the card. Oh no. The gray area. What we were was, yeah. You went on the card. Oh, no. The gray area. What were we talking about right before we went to the blue apron thing?

The big cow. That's what I mean. Yes. Somebody on Twitter, to me, made a tweet that perfectly summarized the modern information and news environment. They said, in case you weren't paying attention, here's what happened today. The US government, tear gas to a bunch of kids, and then there was a big cow.

And it was like, that's a perfect summation of what every day is like now. It's something horrible, and then here's an incredible distraction. You gotta have the pleasant distraction, because everything is so bad. Do you? It's wearing me down. Do you feel like you're part of the pleasant distraction?

I hope so. Really? Talk about Donald Trump for the next hour. No, we don't have to say anything though. You like that this is America video with the people dancing in the foreground. Oh, you like that sometimes? Yeah, maybe.

Part of the problem. Well, you're part of the problem. Let's shut this down, let's refocus. Fuck it, everything. Let me back crossfire. See, David Attenborough said we're just on the downward spiral now for the end of civilization. David Attenborough.

He's done a climate change in particular. He also doesn't need to care because he's so old. He's like a hundred now, right? Yeah, I don't think he's that old. I sent Gavin something the other day. David Edinburgh has this really crazy distinction where he's the only person to have won a BAFTA for programming in black and white, standard death, HD, 3D and 4K. So I was saying we should do a podcast in black and white, 3D and win all those podcasts awards for each one and we'll have that record.

Well, we have to win awards in order to do that. We just can't run. We're not warped. Yes, there's no other formats. Well, now we can kill a few buzz we'll have a 3d black and white podcast until we win an award Okay, in award show I'll be our award. Yeah, why not? What are recipes? I think it's great the T-thees. We're gonna do the podcast awards. What we need to podcast now Eric Make podcast awards do it make podcast. Yeah Eric. What's game of the year? Don't say a wrestling title Red Dead Redemption 2 He's right. Oh, he's correct. I don't know what about God of war. I got war does Eric not do you know what the podcast awards are Eric?

I was just told to make them yeah So ever you used to do at the end of the year we would give out awards from the podcast of like best movie best give out awards from the podcast of like Best Movie, Best TV show, Best Internet Video. Internet Video. Best Korea. Didn't we? Once. And then I think Freddie won for Best Internet Video.

The problem Eric was nobody did any research and it was on me to spend weeks trying to figure out the lists and everything. We. And nobody. I think what a truth. And then they would immediately derail it as soon as I tried to do it.

That sounds right. So I stopped doing it. I got one of the trophies back here that you never sent to the person. Wow. So have fun doing a bunch of weeks of work that nobody Oh, one of the old trophies I It's a long ago

That game Wow, even in this way too long man Yeah, yeah, yeah, counts. Is it? Yeah. What is it? What are we doing? Because we released our first episode, December 9th, 2008. Wow. But then we didn't release another episode till February. Like we had like a long break, and it really didn't pick up

until May of 2009. The way the grace said wow was so demoralizing. No, I was out of you guys. Wow. Wow. We live in a doing this. You are a fuck ton of time. I know, just put your real love.

She's like, you think you'd be better at it by now. You guys are, you seem like a happy and animated film. Yeah, we do. It's a little fake, it's a mess. It's probably got my hands in the show. I was never gonna say method. It's a method. It's a pretty easy shorthand from that.

I have an audio record pretty much of my entire 30s. Uh huh. The result of the podcast, because we started, I was, I was 30 when we started. I'm 40 now, I wanna die. Oh. It'll happen to you too. So do we talk about Tumblr?

Getting rid of adult content. And how everyone's upset about it? What about Merit? What is the definition of adult content to them? Not safe for work. And SFW is gray set earlier. Even like text, you can't write. I don't know.

Is it true? I don't know. Yeah, I can't. Because it's, I feel like it's, if it's text on a screen, it's always safe for work. Get on your template count. Write shagging. See what happens to it. I don't have a Tumblr account.

Yeah. No, I don't know. I just saw this today too. And I'm confused as to to where they draw the line. Is it just like visuals? Is it text? Is there a lot of fun? A lot of fun.

A lot of fun. There's a lot of fun. Photos, videos, or gifts that show real life human genitals, or female presenting nipples, and any content that depicts sex acts. So male nipples, you're in love. Well, it says content. We're starting a new Tumblr.

Sounds like it. Male nips. Tumblr.com. Take it. It says content that made it to real life. So animated stuff is still fine. Yeah, I'm sure that's not like this is anything that my son

I'm going to have to go somewhere else now. Expose. Female presenting nipples will still be allowed in connection with breastfeeding birth or after birth moments. And health situations such as post mastectomy or gender confirmation. What does it mean by presenting? I'm just reading the rules. It's interesting. There's something interesting there though.

They put in gender confirmation surgery is that's the way they describe that procedure. But then they specifically call out female nipples, you know, it's like it's progressive, but not at all progressive. Written erotica, new dark skull pierced illustrations will still be allowed on Tumblr. Okay. Oh, illustrations. So you can still draw a big throbbing dripping penis and that's safe. Yes.

But you just can't post. You can also sculpt it out of clay. Yeah. You can describe it in a post verbally. It was throwing interesting. Could I write a fanfiction about erotic images? Wait, have you guys must have, you must be in fanfiction, right? Have you ever explored this?

Yeah, we are, and we did the thing where we read it once, and we got a lot of negative feedback for reading it because they were, this is a while ago, but they were upset with us because that wasn't for us, that was for them, and we shouldn't be reading it. Like Gus and Jeff did a dramatic reading of it. Yeah, and they were very upset with us. Like, you're writing stories about us. Also, you posted it, it's the public.

Right. Also, it's not, you're not shooting on it. I'm sure you're just like, it's interesting. Like Hannah and, well, okay. Well, it's not even. No, Hannah and I used to do recreations on stage live at our live shows with Mamrie and yeah and we would do all of our like fanfic like reenactments as a way to be like you guys took the time out to write some insane stories and we're gonna act it out for you. What's your favorite? One time, it's a lot of

Hannah and I in relationships. I was pregnant with her child and I was shot and I was dying in her arms with the baby in my stomach Wow, it was very complimentary. Yeah, I didn't say explain it like especially where I don't I read them like at a very overview kind of thing I don't really deep dive into the details of them but yeah that one was explicit but very complimentary. Yeah, I wanted to be a mother? We get Larry to do some fanfic out here for us. We should. I feel like it's it's heartfelt. Like you have this deep emotional moment. That's not the fanfics that we get. No, what was the vibe of what you would like to live? The robbing,

dripping dicks. A lot of all of a lot of I just get done in the awesome but I'm always on my knees I'm taking it somewhere this is never any very I think nobody nobody gets original people so you're submissive yeah so you're just bored by your own like submissive I can only read about jizz on my back so many times before you try it.

Before it's too close to home. In chat, Remula Bro is asking if you lived or not Grace. Did I know? Honestly, I don't, I think the baby would have survived. I think the baby did survive and I think I said like a tear and good like heart felt goodbye to Hannah. I think that's how it went. I'm not totally sure.

And I guess the baby did. Goodbye, my aunt. This would be something after our. I'm not totally sure. And I guess the baby did it by my own. This would be something, after I retire, I'm gonna do this. I'm just gonna read fanfictions and I'm gonna send them notes. I can't look in this section. The third act could be a little bit more dramatic. Things would move along so much faster without this donkey character.

You don't need it in there at all. You don't need more jizz on Gavin's back in the section. That's not so much a back can hold. Before it's just coming right off. Your back gets break. It's good for the skin. All right, while we're talking about platforms, I got to ask you guys, I consider you to be you, I'm looking at Barbara and Grace here. You guys are pro at Instagram. You guys do great stories, I follow you both. One thing though, and you guys have both done this, and I'm maybe dragging my heels on a little bit

is this thing worth the AMAs as part of stories? It's basically just text. Oh yeah, the question. I just did that for like the first time the other day. That's the thing now, huh? Yeah, it's fun. I see them all the time. Yeah, they're fun.

But I get to this thing where I get to this. Most of them are like, what about it? I know, I go, I see my story. I find it. And then I get to somebody's story and it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, with like 80 dashes. Yeah, then you just,

you just, you just, you just, you have to think I'm missing something. Nothing I'm missing something from an A. And somebody you already know, like, like one of Barbara Grace, you probably already know the answer to the question. I feel like if you have a bunch of stories in one day, you get all the white nugs at the top. One of them, you should be able to flag, it's like a gold one and be like, this is the best to the question. I feel like if you have a bunch of stories in one day, you get all the white nuggets at the top.

One of them, you should be able to flag as like a gold one and be like, this is the best one to do. So what you do is you do, you do, you do, you do, you hide a really good one in the middle. Yeah, and that makes sense. And it's like, if you wanna skip this,

like, oh, AMA, go to the yellow one. But also look at this, this is like really cute baby. And then it goes on. Or even just like the ability to skip through, like if you're doing an AMA, and then all of a sudden you're like on set for something,

but it's like the same day, just like skip the AMA and go to that one, like a section's under your store. Yeah, you can be able to rearrange it or do something. Yeah. It's not as bad to me. It's not bad to me. People can do whatever they want to,

but the worst one to me was on Facebook when they made the thing where you could just put text as a photo. Oh, yeah. I don't even know how to do that. Like it's the coolest background? could just put text as a photo. Oh, yeah. I don't even know how to do that. A different close background. Yeah, and all of a sudden people were, I mean, Facebook is all text posts. It's what it is.

And you add an image every now and then. But then they added this feature where you can make an image of just text on a background. And then people started posting that. Like this thought is super important. And I have to listen to my, you know, aunt from wherever. Talk to me about. Yeah, aunt from wherever talked to me about. Yeah, I've got an off of Facebook. I haven't really.

I deleted Facebook from my phone. Yeah. Done. There you go. It's over. Cut ties. A lot less ads. I bet.

A lot more battery. You've heard about the couple that talked about cat food in front of their phone. Yeah. And then Facebook started serving them cat food ads. But never did a physical search order. Anything that they don't own.

A lot of people. Yeah, it's great. I mean, we're being listened to right now. Tesla. Tesla. Tesla. Tesla. Tesla.

Free money. Free money. Free money. Mm-hmm. Breasts. Let's see what happens. So we were at last week, we had a, we had a company off site. I think they're so fast with that thing.

So yeah, too fast. I don't like it. This is like watching football. Are you ready for some podcasts? Yeah, right. Let's all talk about that. We did an off site meeting. Barbara and I, Gus was there too. Gavin, you get to avoid these things.

Why is it off site? Why don't just do it here? Because there's no room big enough here. Do it out there. Do outside. But then the people. The people listen and we're talking about them. Yeah, that's true, Brock Asker. We're talking about you guys. Oh, wow. Yeah, the news is true. That's what we said in this case. Who got fired? Patrick was just fucking railing on you guys.

Talking out out loud right here right now. But we did it at the hotel that's right next to the convention center. And my son was at the Capitol for a debate tournament. So I said, hey, who's text me? I said, let's just meet at the hideout, which is a coffee place next to our old office downtown. Let's just meet there,

because he loves to go to this little coffee shop because he'd go there all the time when he was a kid. And so we met there, dude, Gus, I forgot what it's like to be in downtown and have to try to navigate that because we're kind of out. You know, not the suburbs here, but we're out on the outsourced a little bit. There's nothing around us. The CBD. What's that? We're in there. We're pretty central, but not like CBD. We're not like CBD, right? And I walked from the convention center to our old office. Please say about six blocks and blocks. Yes, 10 minute walk maybe? Yeah, stop four times. Somebody tried to physically stop me

and talk to me about one thing or another. It's like, oh, not fans of your... No, no, no, no, no, no, just people on the street, just either they wanted something, they wanted money, one just random account or I had to sign some petition or something like that. It was just, I forgot how much of an effort it is to live in an urban area.

You know what happened to me the other day that has not happened in years? You saw him, I was saying he's ticked again. That has still not happened for a while. But I was driving out of the Best Buy parking lot right over here by the office. I picked something up and I was driving out of the parking lot and someone was driving in the opposite direction

and the driver rolls down his window and he's like waving at me like crazy and I think oh like something's wrong This guy maybe you need to figure out how to get to the hospital. Let's down the street or something So I rolled down my window and like what's going on? You go hey Do you want to buy like a stereo or a theater? What? I got what I got next to my job. I drove my window and drove off. Yeah You just have an apartment lot all the. Somebody would have speakers that they got somewhere and they didn't want to sell them to you for cash.

Don't run into that very much anymore. It just happened all the time down on Riverside. Anytime I'd go to the ATM for my bank down there, there was always someone in a van who would pull up me like, hey, you want to buy some speakers? Just get some money out of your bank account right there. So it's a van. Vans are not safe vehicles.

They're not. Don't bad, dude, it's know that by now. If you drive a van, it's like target on your back. right there. So it's a van. Vans are not safe vehicles. And don't bad dudes know that by now. If you drive a van, it's like target on your back. That's my assumption. Anytime you see a van, I think, uh, uh, no, no. You had just get a pick up with the cover. And people are having sex in there. Yeah, I'm something bad.

That's happening. The guy who flagged me down to the best by parking up, he was in a pick up with the cover on the back. That's sketchy vehicle too. Yeah, it really is. It's traffic. I got my, I got my, uh, bus painted. Cause I had that like that 1990s solo cup.

It kind of looks like a, that, it's like that blue, yeah. Yeah. So it had that pattern on it. I mean, the, the people who had the bust perform me very nice, but that was a weird choice. So it's now painted all black essentially in preparation that stage one to do something else. Right now it looks like an apocalyptic.

I was going to say that looks like at a apocalyptic world. I was gonna say that looks like you're about to, you know, load it up for the apocalypse. Yeah, it's pretty serious, but I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna get it like, change it into something else. I don't know what. Can you paint it exactly like a school bus?

No, I guess I could, but I'd probably get pulled over. Pulled over for what? I'm gonna take it in school? No, for me looking like I'm in a school bus, but not being a licensed school bus forever. Just right, free candy instead of where it says school bus. It can be against the law. It can be, it can be right not school bus

on the side of it. School bus per the city's law. It's all in there. And then the thing comes out the side, it says don't stop. It's a good thing. It's going down. So it's not actually like tricking anyone.

Best part about that bus is the doors. You hit the button and it goes, and the door's open. It's writing in that bus was a fucking nightmare. Well, to be fair, I'm not very good at driving. And you guys, I thought I was killing them back there.

They were screaming. So Keen Bernie has a bus that's essentially like a trailer. Like a trailer. So it's like he has a coffee maker and it's like a little wood burning stove and dishes and all these things. And we decided to try a house. We decided to drive it over just across the park, not into this park to take photos in front of it. And there's three of us in the back of it while he was driving.

And every single bump, everything would just smash against the walls. And so all of us were just out on either side of the walls, the bus holding all the things, trying to stay steady while the bus was driving. Sounds like when you were driving the ambulance and I was in the back of it. Oh yeah, that was fun.

We did that for a video. Oh for immersion. Yeah. You ever see that video game, Grace, called Surgeon Simulator? No. It's got really bad controls in your performing surgery, but the controls are inherently bad.

Okay. Like you're grabbing like a, a, a towel like this and it's horrible, but it makes for a really funny video. So we did a live version of that. Oh, no. Where Michael and Gavin, we threw him in the back of an ambulance and I drove it around while they tried to perform surgery on this like CPR dummy. They were just, he threw up a bunch and they were covered in blood.

They were just slipping around like I can get any grip. You would turn a corner and I'd like slip down in the floor and I'd slide across the ground. It was, what about creepy vehicles? To prepare, we had a rennet ambulance and we knew that all this blood was gonna get everywhere. So they coded the entire inside of the back of the ambulance in plastic tarp, which made it look so creepy.

Yeah, a dexter. Yeah. It was that same clear tarp, too. Oh, God. And it looked awful. Wait, so what is the end game for the bus situation? That's it. So for live action, I have like my office in there,

and I go in there, and then if we go to set, I just go, my office goes with me. It goes, it goes. Why don't you have the off-site in there? That would be tough. You could barely fit four people in there. I don't know, oh my god. I mean, I, everyone be able to hold on to stuff.

Oh, this is the, this is the immersion, I guess. Oh yeah, I'm here with all the tarps everywhere. Oh god. You animal. You were actually driving right, Burns. I did, yeah, I drove. It's like when I first got my drone too.

Are you guys trapped in it all? No, they're not. They were getting thrown everywhere. They're just standing. Yeah, and this is before the blood starts to go out. You can go to the towards the end, guys, if you want to. Oh, no. You can jump ahead.

But is that the parking lot? Parking lots gone, right? Yeah, the parking lots gone. They were building right outside the fence line, like right by Matt's office today. Like they are just like right. Right up against us. Yeah, it's right up here against the building.

Yeah, this uh, this place where we are used to be the old Dawson airport. Yeah, I know that's what I heard. Yeah, and they decommissioned it. And so they kept this film campus for like to TV and film productions to make stuff. But then all the rest of the airport land, they turned into commercial and residential development.

And we're just now at the point. It's like being in a doctor's shoes novel where they eat away our parking lot a little bit at a time. And then suddenly there's like a new like family house that's built up in there. There's an apartment complex being built just a few feet over there in that direction. I mean, no one.

Nobody should move into those. Nobody has. Oh God. It's gonna happen. Someone's gonna move in right next to you. Oh, I'm saying, you were the dummy, guys. This, yes. What?

Oh my God. Oh my God. They already thrown. What? Oh my god. Oh my god. They already throw it up so much. Oh my god. I don't know how the blood is up the walls. Oh my god. This is horrible. Yeah, that's what we do. We make awful content. Oh, that's great. Very education. This is not suitable for Tumblr Does is that video still monetized on on YouTube? I don't think they ever went on YouTube. I know. I know. Is that video still monetized on YouTube? I don't think that ever went on YouTube. I did. Not the ambulance bit. Oh, oh, that might be a fucking... No, that was the bonus video for the subscription service.

I'd be curious because it's a lot of blood and I don't know if that's something that's demonetizationable. Actually now, I said, any time a video gets demonetized from YouTube, we should just like post that this video is coming. Look at this cat. Oh my God.

My favorite is we had the our old Red versus Blue video that how to make a successful online video it got demonetized. Yeah. For what reason? I've profanity. I don't remember. All right, you can sit down.

Oh my God, that'll be fun. He's great. He will like totally racked out. He does that thing where I have mush in my lap again. He'll do that thing where he can like just lay on his back and he's like like completely is out Didn't you have a cat that like to be held by the tail? No all my cats like when I'm petting them when they walk away I don't pull their tail. I just hold their tail and

Joe the cat was like that. Joe the cat do this thing. I think I'm like maybe I couldn't touch bitch. No, no I had that cat for 12 years and I was the only person Joe, the cat would do this thing. I think I was like, maybe, then I couldn't touch Fitch. No, no. I had that cat for 12 years and I was the only person who couldn't touch her. That's why I like learned with Joe the cat. I just held on to him at an early age and just was always holding him. And he, I don't know if that was the reason,

but it definitely helped him develop into me like a lap cat. Fitch had an ear infection when I first got her. He said ear mites. So I had to give her the medicine. She just learned to hate me. Like, he had her two weeks. So I had to give her the medicine. She just learned to hate me, like, he had her two weeks.

Yeah. She was a shelter cat. So, but he had a little problem with his eye when we first got him. I don't know if we've got a lot, he had a problem with his chin. He, this might be too much information. When we went to see him at the pound,

he has like a little line here. And like, oh, where is that? Oh, that's a scar. It's so bad. And, it's a real problem. Taking it to's a scar. It's so bad. And the real problem. It was so hard to tell. Lay the positive that the scar, when we found him, his chin was de-gloved, meaning his chin was off.

And they like reattached it. Yeah, sorry. That's a little too much. So he might have to get surgery again at some point in his life because his mouth doesn't close all the way. Which is kind of cute, but bad for your teeth. Does his little tongue stick out? It looks like he's got all the permanent a little blep.

Kind of a thing going on. Oh my gosh. You're just the cutest thing in the world. Yeah. It was a big debate. Ashley was telling me that I wanted to get another cat and I did not and then finally, you said,

It's a classic example of, she wanted a cat, I didn't want a cat, so we compromised and we got a cat. And that's what it was. Were there any alternate names decided or that we're in content terms besides much? Do you want to say? I mean, we looked at trouble. Like here comes trouble.

The name, his name was, you'll like this. His name at the pound was Julius. That's a great name. For an orange cat, orange Julius. Oh, I was like Julius Caesar. Yeah, it was cool. He looks like a salad. But hey, what's up buddy?

But yeah, we looked at him and then we looked at some other cats. There's one I actually really liked. It was like way a little bit bigger, but like very affectionate. Like we're just like head butt you in your chin. Like you just kind of like try to like do anything to get your attention. Maybe he's the one who heard his chin. We might end up with that cat too. I wouldn't be surprised Okay I want to get another go up. Oh my god. Probably I don't think I have much say in it

Well, he was a really nice cat. I have to be honest. I'm just fine. Yeah Yeah, he might hop Is he okay back there? Yeah, he's climbing up in the back in my chair right now There you go. Rock climbers. Should we do a podcast where we're all replaced by different cats? Oh, let's do that. You should. I mean, the 500th broadcast.

We'll do the voices from behind the set, but the cats will be on mine. Or take that in a restaurant. Just have all adoptable cats on your couch. Oh my God. I think that'd be cute as heck. That look like each of us. Mine would be one of those that like a really creepy cat from that video that looked like someone's grandma. Oh That's the Michael rap poor one we were talking about earlier. Yeah

He sounds like he sounds like a mutual friend that we have He sounds like Jessica a little bit. Oh, yeah, like the Michael rap report sounds like a Jessica He worked at a company that grace worked at where she first started. Oh,. Like Michael Rappeport sounds like a Jessica. Does Grace know Jessica? He worked at a company that Grace worked at where she first started. Oh yeah, yeah, might I'm channel, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's the one that got me on YouTube to begin with.

Really? Oh my God. Wow. Yeah. He was like Gav and Barb and Jesse were the most popular members of our website. Yeah, it was very cool. Do you guys listen to Michael Rappeport's podcast?

No. I really, oh you haven't. Oh, treat yourself. You get stuff. If you want to hear someone screaming for an hour and a half, really? Treat yourself. It's my favorite. You have hang gliding seconds. You have to hang for some two minutes.

Basically, yeah, he just gets mad about everything constantly. It's pretty good to most of our episodes. I think we're doing it. Normally, we complain about airlines or traffic in Austin. What do you get mad about Grace? Typically. Typically right now, there's not, I mean, the world at large, probably something to be a little mad about.

You also travel a lot too, I'm sure that you. Yeah, what do you guys mad about airlines? Just to try. Constant hating them. Yeah. Stuff goes wrong. He gave up on, we used to all fly American. Nothing.

Very few things I should say say it's getting better. Very few things are a direct flight from Austin. We have to connect. Okay, but it's getting better. It's getting better. L.A. of course, you can fly the direct because it's a major hub. You know, we can fly to New York. We can now fly to London, which is really strange for us.

Hell yeah. Yeah. And but like even like we can't we're about to get a flight to New Orleans. We don't have that anything that's even, even though Austin, I just read, is now the 11th largest city in the nation. I thought, okay, yeah, it's pretty big. So it's gonna be top 10. Yeah, they're probably soon.

Dallas and Houston are huge hubs and they're so close. And San Antonio. Yeah, San Antonio's the center's got a worth there for them. We do. San Antonio's, I mean, it's just a big city, it's not what I was saying. Yeah, but honey, hey, it's construction. So much.

Yeah, full. You just understand it. It doesn't lie. I've lived in Austin for 20 plus years. This place is constantly growing It's constantly under construction. Okay, and they're always behind always behind like 10 years Mm-hmm always you'd be annoyed if you move somewhere and they didn't do any construction in 20 years Probably

So much they don't like every single here we go every single night I don't know if they take the the freeway one of the freeways in town There's not many and they take it down to one lane, right? Actually every single night, they take the freeway, one of the freeways in town. There's not many, and they take it down to one lane, right? Actually, every single night, they take it down to one lane. Every night. Every night. Every night. Why?

Can we just do that in the 405? Every day, they took it down to one lane, because they're fixed to something. Like the walls messed up. Sure, but there's also traffic in LA every hour of every day. Yeah. So we just deal with that without, no, I wish I knew what the cause of it was.

I wish I at least knew that they were taking down the highway to one lane and that's why this is happening versus being in traffic for an hour and then all of a sudden it clears up and you have no resolution on why. You think we would have technology now? There'd be a way they could let you know, like a website where it's like,

this is what's happening. We're like an amber alert on your phone that they can tell where you are on the highway. Pop the noise is so scary when it does that. Yeah, well, I would choose a different noise for it. If you like a slight attack, you'd notice it. It would sound like a jackhammer, like construction. You're like, oh, that's my road alert.

Something really soothing, like a jackhammer. You know that? You know that? Do you think you spend in a car? Ooh, when I choose to leave my house, well, maybe a couple hours if I'm like going, you know, east to west side, to like record something, do podcasts, that sort of thing.

Yeah, going across the city sucks every day. That's the one thing that I can't imagine living in LA dealing with. It's like being in your car non-stop when you need to go anywhere. That's not like within your neighborhood. You get kind of lucky because the Rushi's offices are like right next.

You should record a podcast in that space. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's right there in Playa Vista. I mean, Playa Vista is not the most community thing if you live in LA, but for us, it's really close to the airport. So we can fly to LA two and a half hours, get in a car and in 10 minutes, after apologizing to the Uber driver,

that you're only doing a 10 minute ride from the airport, I would say the point in that being convenient because you're already flown for three hours. Well then you can eat too. You can skip the line. It's right there. But actually my commute, if I was gonna commute to the offices in LA,

my commute's about three hours, depending on when you start the clock, to get to that office. And I know people that work, you know, the company at large. Getting on a plane to getting to the office. Yeah, like my commute to the office would be about three hours. I know there's a woman that works with a company like the extended company

of which where she is a part. She's a PR person. She lives in Orange County. She commutes an hour and 40 minutes each way every day. Oh, every day, I would not be able to do that. And it's my commute is comparable to hers. And I live in Austin, half a country away. It's crazy there. You know what's more expensive?

Mine is more expensive. Likely. It's got to be a reason why she lives in Orange County, though. How's the air quality right now? Is it the fire's hold done? Oh, yeah. I don't, I mean, I think-ish, but yeah, the air quality has always been terrible.

And now it's just exponentially like worse. San Francisco, I guess but yeah, the air quality has always been terrible. And now it's just like, just exponentially like worse. San Francisco, I guess, has like the worst air quality of every city right now. Which is so nuts. Yeah, and like, sad. I live on the opposite side of town of where all the fires were happening. And still, there was ash on our cars on that side of town. It was so crazy. Did you see that gender reveal party that started a wildfire?

I heard about it. I heard about it in Arizona, right? Yeah, I heard that there was this insane fire and then found out that yeah. Hey, there's footage of it. There's video. I haven't watched the video because it made me cringe when I heard the actual way that it started.

It was like 8.2 million. What color is that? What are the two? A guy shot, he took a shotgun, and he shot like a box open to reveal the gender of the baby, but like the embers or something. Is that like a little explosive in the box that like projected like powder that showed the pink blue.

And it caught fire on dry grass and he immediately spread it. Yeah, it wasn't like right by a forest, like right where a bunch of trees were. It was, think about the worst place to do that. And that's exactly what it was. Right. You get picture, the worst possible, the highest chance of starting a, a, a, a, a forest fire.

Also like in Arizona, one of the driest places in the US for all of you. Also the fact that it was a fucking gender reveal party, it was a dumbest part of all of that. How about just like sending out a email? Yeah. All right, I'm gonna send it to you. I'm gonna send it to you.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it costs like eight million dollars for them to put it up. Yeah. So that baby's full. Imagine being that baby 20 years later. Like, oh, they're gonna make the fire. They'll name the fire after the baby. Wait a second.

Grace, I gotta ask. Did you go to, I forget who's it was. Somebody had a dog birthday party. Did you go to that? No, I was gonna pass that. Did you go to, I forget who it was. Somebody had a dog birthday party. Did you go to that? No, I was not a person. Did you go to that, right? No, I didn't go. I don't have a dog.

Did you have, I don't think I had to have a dog to go, but no, I didn't get to go. I was fascinated by this. I didn't get to go. Maimary and Hannah both went and they said it was really great. Cookie, her dog, French bulldog, which I love. It's like a favorite breed of dog. Yeah, it's a beautiful, and it's a a favorite breed of dog. Yeah, it's beautiful. And it's a Rosanna Pensino event. So it's beautiful lavish decorations and cooking everything there.

She does not mess around when it comes to entertaining. Well, that's like her thing, right? It's good to share. Yeah, she was baking. And she's also just like a little Martha Stewart, like a little modern Martha Stewart. So everything, like every detail, has like perfectly paid attention to. Speaking of dogs too, I think Mamrie's dog beans is my favorite creature in the entire universe. Yeah, beans are better than that. And it's close second. Yeah, beans is a beans. She's kind of a bitch, but you know,

she's one of those dogs that you just constantly want to prove that she should like you. It's the smallest, most frail dog I've ever seen, and the tongue is always just hanging out of it. Kind of dog. It's a hairless Mexican jewelless quickly. The technical term. But it's, yeah, it's a tongue. It's got a tongue that sticks out all the time, and she just finally got all of her teeth taken out, because that breed is notorious for gum rotting.

Oh my gosh. She has zero teeth right now. So the tongue. So they make doggy dentures. I asked the same question. And she got mad at me because she was like, that was a joke, right? I was like, honestly, I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. And she's like, no, they don't. She still eats, but she eats like the Tasmanian devil now. She just eats flailing food. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah fake leg. She eats up.

Yeah, no, I won it. I won like full veneers on these. The health guy know you amazing. I mean, you can just like get strapped around the top of the head with some teeth. Like vampire teeth? No, no. Imagine those. You use human teeth and it's all about amazing.

Oh my God, they take my wife. There's beans. That looks like a human neck. That looks like a man. That looks like a man with a head on his head. What is up with the dog's neck? It's like a, it's like a dog dressed as a human. Yeah, it's actually that light though. And, well, it is, it's sweatier in person. And sometimes again, she gets very dry and so Mamia solution her body. Which is what I always do. People have these hairless cats.

And I said, I don't have a hairless cat. Me, they look like bats. Yeah. But I met Charles. Oh, Charles, yeah. And the new one's the lady lady, right? Yeah.

And she's 510. But I met Charles greatest cat. Just like, yeah, I didn't think I would want to pet him or anything like that. He's kind of like a dog, he's really good. He's really playful and he looks like a cartoon. What does it feel like? Well, Charles has actually grown a bunch of hair recently

which is kind of weird. It's got a little bit of fun. Looks bald but it's got some. Like a peach with more fuzz, a little bit more fuzz. I want to fudge that. Yeah. Don't do this thing. You know, when you get your haircut,

you got that little like, it's like, skimp, but like fuzzy hair, yeah, it's touch that. Yeah. You know, like when you get your haircut, you got that little like, it's like, but like fuzzy hair, yeah, it's like that. Oh my gosh. He is out. He's out like he's out. He's done. He's like me. It's like anywhere.

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Why? Why happened? Exploded. Things were going nuts today. So, because China and the US suspended their trade war, which is good for the economy. So, market win nuts. So, should people buy or sell? Right now?

Oh, it's hard to say. I would say, so, the only thing I know about stock markets. Fine, that's the only thing. Let me tell, I'm not the biggest Donald Trump fan, but there's this weird caveat where everything seems to be going economically pretty well under the guy. He didn't hear it, the longest running, positive market that we've ever had.

Qualified or not, it's the weird dichotomy of like, the longest running, positive market that we've ever had. Qualified or not, it's the weird dichotomy of like, everything's going well economically, it's everything else that's a fucking nightmare. So it's a weird thing. So it's like this weird guilt that's associated on my part with investing at this point. Yeah, after the big crash in 0809,

everything kind of went down for a while, but ever since then, it's been on this crazy record run. So it's all about your appetite for for risk. How often does it go? I would just wait. It reminds me a little bit of the dot com era. Yeah. Man, it was so volatile back then, you could just wait a few days, everything would dip and then you could buy and then it would go back up. Of course, then everything fell apart. And if you were still doing that when that happened, I was, then you lost a lot when that's all that stuff fell apart. There was this company. It was a DSL company in his late 90s and I would trade it and it would go back and forth between $2 a share and $4 a share. Nope, got that wrong. $4 a share and $8 a share. Go back and forth. 4-8, 4-8.

Over the course of like a few weeks or a month, and I would just wait. We'd get to four, and I'd buy it, and we'd get back up to eight. So it's 100% return, right? And I was doing that for a while. Everything was great. I thought I'd beat the system. And then one day I woke up, and it was went from eight to $2. And I went, well, that's weird. And then the next day, it was a buck. And then it was 33 cents then go on. It all just like just disappeared. I think I could I say the name of the company? No, it's not true. It was co-vad, remember co-vad?

Oh yeah. It might still be alive is like some other name, like somebody bought them as an asset and used their name. That asset. We should buy co-vad. Also, you explain this. You look like the evil guy from instead of dad. He is.

He is. He says the cat with the mechanical arm. Yeah, it's Dr. Clough. They're looking to hear it refers to them as was. What's that? That was. Yeah. It's always said about the stock market.

They would say, oh, investing is great. Everyone should always invest, invest in stocks. Because you look at the, you know, I guess people will look at the newspaper in the word for stocks, but you look at a listing of all the stocks and they go, look at all these companies doing so well. They don't list all the companies that went to zero and died. If they did that, you you look at a listing of all the stocks and you think, oh, look at all these companies doing so well. They don't list all the companies that went to zero and died.

If they did that, you would look at that and it would look like a murderers row, you know, it'd just be terrible. But it makes you a lot more cautious about investing. You realize how many companies disappeared. Have you ever donated to Wikipedia? I feel like I used that word. I've started buying it. They always, they're always like, oh, they've been asking for donations more lately. And I always, I'm like, man,

I used to swim so late time, obviously I'm not gonna donate. I'd like it like it also, but I think maybe I should. I'll commit to it. Have you ever paid for Winrar? I have paid for Winrar. I have paid for Winrar. I paid for Winrar. You're both good people.

What do you use Wicapete for so much? What? It's like the whole internet. Look at what I'm asking, like what, what are you, I don't know, you look at me. He just learning to do, I have a page, do you? I'm assuming you what what are you? He can only some page bar. He just learning to do. Don't have a page.

Do you? I'm assuming you do. You definitely do. Yeah. Oh, I know. Yeah. Backcheck it. Before you invest, make sure your facts are straight.

Don't answer Wikipedia. 100% correct. You do have a Wikipedia page. Pretty long. Oh, yeah. What? Let's do some auto completes. Uh, for Gavin. For, for, for auto complete for Google Google. Yeah, I feel like you need to start with it

Look up does Gavin free. I feel like you need to start with a clear browsing history though because I'll open a private window Okay, they didn't want a complete It doesn't I'll be set I think it will I know you mean on one of those little incognito windows Yeah, I give a shot My internet just died some event for a second while I come back there. My internet just died, so I'm gonna vent for a second. Well, look, it was back there, it is, okay. All right. I'll make sure with PeePage, I think it's part of you.

I hate the photo they have of me. And there's nothing I can do about it. What's your photo? Gavin free, okay, there it is. It's a Bernie's. Can you win an inner-hero page? Why are the fuck are we doing this? You know what's gonna happen?

We're talking about our Wikipedia pages. You're gonna get on here tonight. It's gonna be like, oh, Bernie Burns is, I've found it, a company called ResearchEat and loves to lick butts, you know? It's a, I know there's gonna be like, oh, Bernie Burns is, I've found it, a company called Richard Heath, and loves to lick butts. You know, it's a, I know there's gonna be hit it on it. You're also giving them, you just give them

the exact specific idea of March and March and March. Yeah, that's the worst. Thank you, take it. I can free take loads on this back. I have the auto, I have the auto complete here. Does Gavin free? Okay. Okay, does, go ahead.

Does Gavin free, um, live in Austin? No. Does Gavin free gay? Wait, I was just guessing what the auto comes up. No. Does Gavin free girlfriend? Does Gavin free have citizenship in the UK? No.

What is it? What are it? Do you want to guess, Grace? Does Gavin free? Top. Yeah. Bottom. Does Gavin free stream?

No. Does that market demand right there, Gavin? Does Gavin free live with Jeff No, I'm all does Gavin free have siblings Yes, you do. Yes, I'm very pure and a cat. Oh nice questions It's a word I know what graces are and he fell though. All right Sure, here's the one thing This to me is one of the things that clearly defines how different it is to be a male personality. I'm an internet, be a female personality.

A lady. A lady. Always freaks me out if I look up any one of my female friends online. Feet is always an auto complete. We talked about wiki feet the other day. Almost always. I have a, I'm really proud to say that I have my own page on wiki feet. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. What you're reading. I don't know. I learned about this when I lived in New York still that I was like own page on wiki feed. What did you think you were just are reading? I don't know. I learned about this when I lived in New York still that I was like, the fuck is he? I was like, what was the fuck is he reading? We talked about this with Becca the other day

when she was on the podcast. And one of the photos on her wiki feed is her husband. Really? Mine are the grossest. It's like me shoved into shoes on a red carpet that I never thought would ever have a photo of them taking with like a manicured Pedicured toes like high resolution. Oh, it's the

Yeah, you got a five stars Barbe you on there beautiful. I am yeah, I also have five stars even though like I'm not my feet are just I think that I've got pretty low standards for feet. Yeah, you got them five What what The screen has pretty low standards for feet. Yeah, you got them five so we're super into feet like stop a toe. What? What? What did you say? Is that his one stop a toe?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you said it was like stub hub toe. Like that was a site for toe. It was specific. Get tickets to toe. No, no feet autocomplete for any like, guys, you don't have that. I'm assuming.

I'm going to do the first search ever on Google for gustarola feet I'm sure it's not the first to the domain name What was grace is auto completes. Oh, let me try. I didn't My inner team I feel like mine's like boyfriend. Are we doing does grace Helbig age? Let's do grace Helbig Grace Helbig I would say boyfriend, just one of them. Really? Oh! Is height one of them?

It would be a good one. Ah, net worth is gotta be up there. No, it's gotta be on there. No, it's gotta be on there. Yeah, do it. By the way, we should tell it, we should tell people, would you ever look up those things online? Oh yeah, it's all wrong.

It's all wrong. Wildly, wildly wrong. Yeah. Do you know that someone once emailed the guy that runs celebrity net worth and said, just informing you that Gavin's net worth now is, there's no longer five millions, 10 million. And the guy changed it.

Does he like, he's like, no follow up questions, God. Yeah. So anyone could just email all of it. Or anything like that. This guy has a authority. Oh. So you can just email the guy and. Or anything like that. This guy has no authority. He knows. So you're just the middle guy and change it? I guess it's like 25 cents.

You should eat mellum back. Gus Arola net worth a nickel. She get a verified account on there. Yeah, if you can't just call the guy. What was feet one of them? Oh, I don't think it was. Oh, it's quite uncomfortable game. I like it.

It was like Grace said it was all very funny. I'm like, I think it might. Nothing about your feet. No Twitter. What are you hiding from? Twitter, Twitter. I've got, it was all very funny. I worry. Yeah, I think it might not. Nothing about your feet. No Twitter. What are you hiding from us? Twitter, Twitter. Yeah, Twitter is always a bit. You are wearing Killa shoes right now.

Oh, thank you, you're welcome. Everyone has complimented her on her shoes. Is Anna still here? Anna Fugate's not here. But the flower boots? Yeah, they were cool, right? The flowers. She had these leather boots with embroidered flowers.

Yeah, they're super cool. Gavin's got his classic. I remember this is if you remember this. Not Grace. Uh, Anna was your makeup artist for the prosthetic. Yeah. Your mind knows what we had all this prosthetic. I want to call you out on something. Go ahead. There are two conflicting stories with this prosthetic thing. I remember you said that Grace held a degree to be on MDB as long as she could be in a fat suit. And then Grace said that she found out the morning of that she was gonna be in a fat suit. So who was telling the truth here?

Oh, Bernie Burns caught in a line. And I think she got me Grace's story. Maybe my recollection was, I also, I was a little bit exaggerated, a fat suit that I knew nothing about. I didn't even, because I never remember our conversations with a round table about it.

So I get to on set and I'm like, what am I, why am I wearing that suit? I did not remember that. No, it's all okay. You looked great. Oh, thank you. You pulled it off, roll. Thanks.

It was fun. We're in the cake. Are your fat feet on wick feet? I wish they'd actually be more attractive than my everyday feet, and jerk. God, my feet, everyone to put the internet. God bless everyone, God bless everyone. If that's the case,

should we make that happen? You got bad foot? Not a bad feet, just like just do feet. Like, to just like, some people who work that, some people who are like, I post that feet all the time, like John rising it, his feet are always out on his Instagram.

Purposefully? Yeah, just put him away. Look at that arch. Wow, wow. We're not advertising a site, come here. Wow, wow. We're not advertising a site. Come on. Wow, this is really getting someone off right now. Why does the end of your foot look like a crushed up?

What do you mean end of my foot looks crushed up? Like it's all like, it's like, Claude. Who's gonna help? Fuck you. Yeah. I'm not a kid. We put himself out there. You're a bitch.

You're a bitch. Yeah. You're gonna be the risk there again. Wait, Gus, did you look up your feet? No, I didn't. I don't think I think we looked it up the other day wiki feet Well, and how does someone pay this wiki feet ask you for money like wikipedia does well I'm gonna run out. You're gonna they're gonna get you into it. Just a roller. No

It is creepy though because like I obviously looked myself up on wiki feet And they take if you're in a video or some stream or whatever it is with your feet out They take cap after cap after cap of like different angles of your feet from the same video Let me fair for a second though here a little objective may not fear this right word, but If they did that with your hair and it was on hair websites, that wouldn't be weird, right? The V What is it about fee of what? Inkilling it. Oh, I think because it's like inherently sexualized. So in a way

It doesn't feel like hair would be like cool There are people that work in the hair industry that maybe they're getting it right on hair Look at the feet is like I'm looking here So I'm looking at wiki feet, and in the sidebar, they have sister sites. Okay. They have wiki feet, man.

Oh. If they're dedicated for men, and wiki feet, X. I thought you were gonna say wiki feet kids, and I'm gonna be really good. A section dedicated to women from the porn industry. Okay. Okay. Why?

Like if it's just feet, it doesn't. Advertising. Matt, do you know that if you made full of one site, they can't get advertisements on that site. If you make four minutes of eye contact with someone's feet, you become much more. You become a foot. Great, can't do it.

She gets the two minutes. You have to go into the mirror. Do you have to look at the big toe? Like, how does that work? Oh, Gavin, you're not on wiki feet, man. Dude, I will. Yeah. Wildly stubbed my little toe yesterday.

We were going up to the roof. Yesterday I was. You had a bad stub. It's so bad. Like I hooked on my little toe yesterday. We were going up to the roof yesterday. I'm a bad stub. It's so bad Like I hope my little tough tough tough toe website Kick that little outdoor coffee table all nightmare. I made it through though. I didn't even notice was I that yeah, I Think you already up there Made came over when made comes over we get these Pepperoni rolls from double days and it's like having trying not to eat I remember this all and it's like as soon as she showed up I was like we can you ordered them before she even sat down She was still had a backpack on

She did she did have her backpack on the most popular dude feet is Shawn madness by the way I know everyone dying really Second place is Justin Bieber third pace is Chris Pratt Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt? Remember the wicked feet? You did it, dude. I thought you knew the good feet. I fuck his feet.

You do what's his feet? Fuck up. Or land a blue. Get to know them. Go on a day. Don't care about them. Want them to live their best life. Do you think it'd be better if people didn't have feet?

No, I did. I did. Stumps. How would you balance? Well, it'd be like the leg ends in just peg foot. And then the shoe has like a the balancing part in wood dome. Yeah, but we invented shoes. So later we would have just learned not to walk on those nubs. We would have evolved to build shoes like you walk on your hands. I don't know. I could do it though. It's weird when you look at feed and you think about them as hands.

It starts to creep me out after a while. Well you can use them as hands if you don't have hands. Did we all just get really high? Did we all just get really high? My mom used to be so mad at me when I was a kid when I would try to clean my room by kicking stuff around and they would pick stuff up with my toes. That was like my mom's pet peeve. I still don't know why.

But they're like hands. Yeah. I just picked stuff up and hand it to my up with my toes. That was like my mom's pet peeve. I still don't know why. But they're like hands. Yeah, I just picked stuff up and hand it to my hand with my foot. You did not let that. Well, one of the first things to be annoyed about. She was like, you let me do that. You let me do that. Why don't you bend down for once?

You don't have to do well in school, but don't do that with your feet. Don't bring shame to the family. I think she said it's rude to do that. You're doing it to yourself? Well, maybe if you could passed stuff to someone else, with a stinky foot. Like, thanks, giving dinner.

Yeah. I'm like passing gravy with my toes. Yeah, then I would see you getting this stuff. It's not your fork in between your toes and your eating with that. I think I was pretty good with them for a while. What if you put gloves on your feet first?

Oh, like those socks with the individual. I hate those. Me too. They freak me out. It feels like you got something. I mean, obviously you do have things caught in between your toes technically They freak me out. It feels like you got something. Obviously you do have things caught in between your toes, technically with that, but it just feels icky.

Yeah. I don't know why. Like you're wearing a bunch of toe rings. Yeah. Ten toe rings. All right. Let's time to wrap this up. I'm ready to go.

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