Rooster Teeth Podcast - Groin Connoisseur Gus - #602
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I'm Gus.
Oh, I'm Gavin.
I'm Chad.
And I am Libra.
Hello.
Oh, the tiny hands.
Hello, Barbara, little hands.
I see the surgery was successful.
I bought these off Amazon because I was like,
surely there's something I could do with these and I wanted to just have the whole podcast and
never say anything and see if people would notice. You could we not notice. We always
call you the Donald Trump of the receipt podcast. Speaking of hands I I
did something I stabbed myself in the, in the
problem, my hand yesterday by accident. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was, I was
washing my like kitchen knife by hand. And it was slippery with the
soap. And in the sink, like, it's, it slipped out of my hands.
And I did that thing where you instinctively reach to try to
grab it. And like, right, as I grabbed it, I pulled back and the tip
went right into the palm of my hand. And like like I did that thing, we know where it hurts.
So like I closed my left fist and I like all the thoughts we threw my head like I'm gonna have to go to the hospital.
I'm gonna have to get stitches and I'm gonna get COVID when I'm at the hospital.
Like this is it.
This is how it's all gonna happen.
And I opened my hand and looked at it and it had barely pierced my hand.
Like it didn't even bleed.
Wow.
Oh my god. It's a miracle. Like I can see the hole. Like it didn't even bleed. Wow.
Oh, it's a little bit.
Oh my god.
It's a miracle.
Like I can see the hole.
Like I can see where it cut me.
But like it didn't bleed and I was totally fuzz.
Oh, I feel like I really dodged a huge bullet.
Like is that a genife?
Yeah.
Does that mean you just missed the vein?
I don't know because I could see it.
Like it hurts and I can see the flesh, I guess.
Or maybe this is how you determine your superpower.
You just gotta commit, you gotta go further,
see if you can just go all the way through.
Is it just my own feedback here
or is my camera not a tool lined up with my voice?
It was a little off.
I think.
Yeah, yeah, no, we're working on it.
Thanks for stopping that though, appreciate it.
We had a whole slew of new technical issues starting this podcast that we haven't experienced
in three months.
We've been doing this, and remix, have this wicket feature right where you press the camera
icon and it lets you pick all of your cameras except you can't do that and it doesn't
work and it's great out all time.
I'm telling you, somewhere there's a windows setting that it's not allowing browsers
to access your cameras.
There's a security setting somewhere.
It's clearly accessing.
I just can't,
I mean, it's about with it.
Thanks.
Let me think.
Go Barbara.
Let me think.
Maybe Barbara could you lend Gavin a hand?
What would you get out on?
Did you hit yourself? Maybe. All right, I should get get out. Did you hit yourself?
Maybe.
I should get a drink.
So, guess.
That's not going to go well.
Okay.
Seconds before disaster.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, like the straws are going to freeze and glitz out and drop the connection.
Like she's wrestling a snake.
Tiny little ass. Oh out and drop the connection. He's wrestling a snake.
Tiny little ass. Oh, what are the tasks?
Can we say, can you play your ass?
Oh, yeah.
The only tissue I have here is when I used to dab my lipstick.
So it's a little bit red.
Okay, that was pretty convincing.
That's pretty good.
Oh my lord.
So, sorry, I have a phone call.
Let me just quickly.
Yes, so next 90 minutes, we're gonna give Oh my lord. Sorry, I have a phone call. Let me just quickly.
Guess the next 90 minutes, we're gonna get
the Barbara two things.
My new phones came out.
You guys are listening to the audio version of this podcast.
You might want to check out the video for this one.
It's worth it, for sure.
Gus in high school, I technically said this is when I got my first tattoo because I was Gus in a in high school, I technically say this when I got my first
tattoo because I was sitting in a desk in math and like I was just like you know
just sitting there listening to the teacher and I was just kind of like bouncing
my foot and it caused my pencil to roll out of that like pencil group that's
at the top of like desks right. So it starts rolling and it goes and it's falling
off by desk and so I go to really quickly catch it. What happens is the eraser smags on my shorts,
points the pencil up, and I just slam my hand
straight into this pencil, and I'm so vividly remember going,
and then I like my teacher that I look up,
and I'm staring in the pencil, is like in my hand.
And then the teacher looks at me, she's like excuse me,
and then I just go, oh, I think she goes, oh, like, excuse me, and then I just go,
oh, she goes, oh, go to the nurse.
And I was just like,
oh, look at you.
You tried to hold it to your hand.
Yeah, so I have a dot.
There's no way you're gonna see that on this camera.
But I have a little dot in the dead center of my palm
from when I did that.
If she was like, that's not an excuse staying class.
I know it.
I think one of my similar injuries like that was,
I was once stapling a bunch of shit.
And you know, if you like, just pull a stapler open
to reload it, it still staples that way.
You just have to like whack it against stuff.
And I just let on it, I like push, I like got up.
And it went, and I was like, huh.
And I just looked to my hand and there was just like,
just the line of a staple had gone in.
And I was like, oh, I was like,
did that like go in and close inwards?
But I guess the other side of the staple is what,
there's all the way in.
But it was all the way in.
And I was like, oh, that's in.
Oh, God.
And it didn't hurt, it barely hurt. and I was like, oh that's in, oh God, and it didn't hurt, barely hurt.
I was just like, oh!
This had two tiny holes for a little bit.
I knew a kid at my summer camp.
I've known him for so many years at this point
and he's always had these teeth,
I'm gonna lay these hands in by the way
for as long as possible.
But he had teeth that were kind of like,
they came out this way.
So they were kind of at an angle,
like a 45 degree angle out.
And, you know, I just thought that that's the way
kind of his teeth grew, his jaw and his gums and all that stuff.
Like some people just have teeth that look like that.
I found out gears after knowing him,
that when he was a kid,
he was swinging on two desks in elementary school.
Oh God.
And slipped.
Oh.
And hit his teeth, like, as upper teeth
into the desk in front of him.
And it literally pushed all of the back.
Oh my God.
I can't.
So don't do that, kids.
Oh, I was even possible.
I figured they would just all pop out.
Why didn't they?
Yeah, it's a, well, I mean, yeah, they were probably loose.
They probably dropped.
I don't know.
They probably just let them see if they'd take because that's what happened.
I'm like, if you don't like, if you don't like, oh, yeah, if you don't like
two stories, this one's bad too.
My friend had a, it was just in the skate park days.
And so he had braces on like longer than I have ever met anyone.
Like, and he, I remember it's Friday
Friday at the skate park and he's there and he's all like jazz and he's like guys
I get my braces out like later today and we're like oh, that's awesome
You finally is like yeah, it's mad forever. I'm so excited. I'm so done with braces. Okay, cool
So Monday he shows back up at the skate park not just Kate just to hang out and he's in braces
We're like I thought you were getting your braces off.
He got his braces off on that Friday.
Went to a different skate park on Saturday,
tried to do a transfer from one ramp over a gap
and just completely fucked it up,
which flute made his arms fly backwards
and he literally ate the side of the next ramp,
knocked out all of his front teeth.
Tossed in bottoms.
So they like tried to like pick them up
and like people were trying to find them and stuff.
And so they first tried to like put them all back in
and like with braces to see if they would like retake
and be okay and then it did not work.
So now he has like fake teeth all along here.
How do we get down this rabbit hole?
I started with the hand thing.
It was the stop.
It was.
Well, I mean, I, you said your fear was the hospital.
I just came out of the hospital.
I was.
Oh,
injuries.
Could we talk about?
How, how was that?
Oh, it was fucking terrible.
Okay.
Yeah.
So the other day, what was this?
I don't know, a couple of weeks ago, my son hit me in the
crotch so hard that I thought I developed a hernia because I was
just dozing on the couch and he's running back and forth on
like the side of this sectional.
And he full on trips at insane toddler speed
and tries to recover.
But what I actually ends up happening
is I got a full force toddler stiff arm straight to my crotch.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Now, I've been hitting the genitals a lot.
You've seen extra life.
I used to skate.
I've slid rails down. a lot. You've seen extra life. I used to skate. I've slid like rails down.
I have never been in this much pain there in my life.
I had to go wake up April and I was just like,
I'm so sorry.
I knew it's your day to sleep in, but I can't move it.
Even though it says, I thought I was gonna throw up.
It's ironic because that's where he came from.
Right.
He can't even say that. He's destroying the very home community. He's destroying because that's where he came from. Right.
He's destroying the very home.
So I'm like, okay, I'm dead. I literally had to like take a pain nap. Like I just like to paint a learners and like just
like curled up and went to sleep. So over the next couple
days, my right and I start swelling up a bit.
And then also on, so like the spot right where your leg meets your groin, that like crease, you know,
that goes along, I got just like, yeah, go ahead.
No, is you have a name for it?
The Inguinal region, I believe it's called.
You actually correct it is because I thought
I had an Inguinal Hernia.
Wow, I thought you were gonna make something up. I know some things, apparently.
You know a lot of stuff about groins.
I'm kinda sure.
Can I get the name of this episode?
So I get like this like right, like it starts to swell, like right there just a little
bit, like a little bump.
And I was just like, that's weird.
But then I was like, oh, you know what?
Maybe I just have like an ingrown hair, right?
If you guys ever had that happen.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, and so like, I was like, oh, fuck,
I probably should have an ingrown hair.
Over the next couple days, it proceeds to swell more and more
and started to turn like kind of purplish.
And I'm like, I like putting you as foreign and stuff
on it and I was like trying to,
and I was like, fuck, I bet I haven't infected
in green hair.
So I was like, I guess I'll make an appointment
with like a web clinic.
I don't know what I'm gonna have to do.
Like I was not really looking forward to being like,
yeah, check this out.
Just imagine you're on chat relit.
Yeah.
So just keep going until you get a doctor.
So I'm like, all right, I try and make a web appointment on chat relit. Yeah. So just keep going until you get a doctor.
So I'm like, all right, I try and make a web appointment to like, you know, check it out
or whatever.
By the end of that day, like it went to like full crazy mode and I was an agony and I
hadn't heard back.
Like it swelled up.
It was probably like this big started like it had ripple swelling down like my left thigh
and it was it was not looking good.
And I was like hurting.
It felt like just this burning pressure.
And so that's when I was just like, okay,
they haven't called me back and like,
now I'm worried.
And that's when I started thinking I was like,
oh God, Logan like, you know,
obliterated my balls the other day.
Like I was like, oh my, that my, you can get a hernia there.
And I was like, I swear, and of course like,
oh great, what else can happen in this year?
Like awesome, let's deal with the hernia.
So I find a clinic that takes walk-ins.
I go there and I like, I like hobble my ass in
and I'm just like, not feeling good.
Nothing's not a good time.
So the nurse asked me a bunch of questions,
I tell her when the doctor comes in
and she doesn't even look at it.
The second she's like, and I was like,
oh yeah, and there's also been some swelling
in my right testicle, but it seems to be going down.
She's like, you need to go to the ER.
And I was like, what?
And she's like, I think it was a torsion.
Yeah, she's like, we don't, like, anytime you have swelling,
like, nope, like, you go straight to the yard
because if it is, yeah, to a particular torsion,
you will lose your ball.
Yeah, you're like a matter of minutes or hours before
that you just lose a ball.
Yeah, so she's like, go to the yard right now.
And I'm like, you're not bad.
Yeah, so I'm just like, okay.
So like, we're not even gonna charge you for this visit.
Just go to the one that I got down the street.
I'm like, all right, it's like hobble my way out.
I'm like, April to watch the kids.
So I'm like driving, but I'm like so uncomfortable.
So I'm like trying to like lean back and just like find a good angle.
So I get in there and I check in.
And it was the most awkward thing because there's like one other person in the waiting room,
one person standing behind me,
and they've got this like ultimate.
It looks like like like bank teller, Plexiglass, like,
right, and this lady is sitting at like the corner.
And so she's like, what's your name?
And then we go through that and then she's like, and what's the problem?
That's to be like, I think I have a hurt my balls.
Yeah, my ball is swollen.
Like, you know, so I'm like yelling this in this room.
And so then I go and she's like, well, be worth it.
You're one of her. So I go and I sit down and they're new to good job.
They have like certain chairs and like places to everyone. Concertial distance. So that was good. But the only thing that made me feel a little bit better about that moment is I's like, well, be worthier whenever. So I go and I sit down and they're new to good job. They had like certain chairs and like places
to everyone could social distance.
So that was good.
But the only thing that made me feel a little bit better
about that moment is I'm like, fuck me.
I'm just sitting in this chair.
I hit the guy who was behind me.
He just, I just, the only words I heard was,
justicular pain.
Sit like that.
And I was like, hey, I've got a ball brother.
So they get me in. I'm like, yeah, I think I've got a hernia. They're like, all right, cool. Take your pants off. I'm like, hey, I've got a ball brother. So they get me in, I'm like, yeah, I think I've got a hernia,
they're like, all right, cool, take your pants off.
I'm like, great, awesome.
I would like to point out that this day
is April and I's wedding anniversary.
So, congratulations.
The anniversary.
Oh yeah, thank you.
So I'm pantsless with a nurse and a doctor.
And the doctor's like, okay, I don't think it's a hernia.
And I was like, okay, well that's good news.
He's like, I'm pretty sure what it is,
is you got a skin infection from either like an ingrown hair
or like, you guys are getting one of those like heat blisters
or whatever from like something just like rubbing up.
Anyway, he's like, yeah, whatever it was,
it just looks like it never came to the surface.
So he's like, that can just happen.
And then the like, anytime you get that, it's like a little mini infection then they go away, right? He's like, that can just happen. And then the like any any time you get that,
it's like a little mini infection,
then they go away, right?
He's like,
but he didn't have anywhere to go.
So it's just like kept developing under the skin.
He's like,
I'm like, okay.
So like, what do we just need to do some antibiotics?
He's like, no, it's,
we're probably gonna have to lance it.
And I was just like,
oh, God, you.
What does that mean?
Oh, oh, it sucked.
They're like, also, we're going to need to alter sound your balls just to make sure
I'm like, cool.
Congratulations.
Yeah.
No.
So,
I'm a father of millions.
So I'm sitting there,
pantsless with a towel over my crotch.
And the guy, even the doctor said, I think he's going to land.
He's like, I'm going to be real.
He's like, it's going to suck.
And I'm just like, cool.
They numb it and stuff.
And that's the worst part.
So he tells me, we're gonna,
so we're gonna have to numb it up
and they have to give you a lidocaine shot.
And if you've ever seen the size of the needle
for a lidocaine shot, it is massive, right?
It's not like epidural size, but it's significant.
So, so first of all, this dude comes walking in,
and he puts the syringe on the corner of the table next to me,
like pointed at me, and then leaves.
And I'm sitting there for, I think, like,
two, one and a minute, alone,
panceless, just staring at this huge fucking needle.
And I'm just, that's like in a movie in a torture scene
where they lay out all the torture devices
to the person so they can stare at them.
That's the same thing they make you do.
Right, and I'm sort of like,
this is coming, I see this, I am not looking forward to this.
So then the guy's like coming in,
and he's like starting to get ready,
and then the nurse comes in,
and she's like, okay, and she has another syringe.
I'm like, what's that?
And she's just like, oh,
well, this is gonna be for the pain.
And I'm like, what? She's like, it's not gonna help with that. But like, this is that? And she's just like, oh, well, this is gonna be for the pain. And I'm like, what?
She's like, it's not gonna help with that.
But like, this is for like your general pain, like later.
And I was like, I just have to move it
because I should remember being like,
but that comes in pill form.
You see, look what this guy's about to do to me.
Like, and she gives me a shot in the arm.
And then this, just comical at this point.
I know.
So then this guy grabs this ridge.
And okay, this is what I learned.
I thought I had a phobia of getting my blood drawn
because it's never been needles for me,
but it's like, I can't stand.
Like I can't even be touched here.
Like I go into like full fighter flight mode
and like it's really bad.
Like full on like near panic attack phobia
every time I have to get my blood drawn.
Guess what I found out?
It has nothing to do with blood or being drawn.
It is sharp objects being placed in very vulnerable spaces.
So I'm like, first of all, I'm like trying to like hold my junk
out the way because I'm like, you know, hey, like, yeah, like,
like, just go and he's like, you need to move your hands,
like, because I got a syringe, like, you need to move your hands.
I'm like, yeah, but I like, I really want to like cover that area because I'm feeling really uncomfortable right now. And he's like, no, I understand, man, but like, you need to move your hands, like, because I got a syringe, like, you need to move your hands. I'm like, yeah, but I like, I really want to like cover that area
because I'm feeling really uncomfortable right now.
And he's like, no, I understand, man.
But like, you know, you're just got to like, he's like,
just like, grip the rails.
So I go, oh, fuck.
With the rails.
So I literally, yeah.
What doctor is this?
I mean, buy on this piece of leather.
Right, the rails.
So I'm trying to whiskey.
Yeah, so I reach my hands around the bed.
The rails aren't up there down.
And the lady's like, so I'm holding them under the bed
really tight and the nurses like,
do you want me to put them up?
I'm like, no, we're good here.
Like it's something just like, all right, let's do this.
He's like, just a heads up,
I'm gonna have to give you like multiple.
And like, okay.
Hi. Okay.
Because you have to like where it was at,
like he has to hit like all the nerves around there.
Right? Okay.
Six. Six.
Six.
Fucking times with this giant needle going in
and he's like okay, it's in.
I'm like yeah, and he's just like,
all right, you're gonna feel some burning.
I'm like, mm-hmm.
He's like okay, so that's there.
And then he's like, goes, hits another spot.
And I'm like, again, this is all like,
like this far from my chunk.
And so I'm just like, this is awful.
And the worst, oh, the worst part,
was after the fifth one, he goes,
okay, and then I'm like,
oh, he's like, just one more.
And I was like, what?
Get that fall soap.
Oh, great job, dude.
You powered through now, just one more.
I'm so done.
Yeah, after this one. more. I'm so done. You have to this one.
Exactly.
I was so mad.
Because this is not fair.
This is not fair.
You saw where I'm at.
You said, okay, you should know.
So then he gives me that one last one.
And I'm like, oh God, fuck.
Okay.
So then he's like, is it numb?
He's like poking at it.
I'm like almost.
And then we're like, okay, we're there.
He's just letting you squat in at your balls.
He was like, he was. He was at the other part. He's like when he's like checking it out to make sure it wasn're there. He's just letting you squat and at your balls. He was like, what's the other part?
He's like, when he's like checking it out
to make sure it wasn't hurting.
He's like squeezing it and it was like,
really uncomfortable.
So then he takes, he's like,
pulls out the serengin, pops off the top.
And he's just like, all right,
this is again, this part you really don't have
your hands anywhere dear.
Like, okay, cool.
And I'm like, but then he just like starts to go in
and like, can we get some info here?
Like, what are we doing? Like, how's it going? What's going on?
Yeah, like, is we gonna, are we gonna slice it or be poking at it?
What's what's happening? Cause you got a syringe, a really, really sharp one right next to my balls.
And he's just like, oh, yeah, I'm just gonna poke his trade in. And I'm like, okay.
And so I back, back on the rails, right? And I'm just like, okay.
And then he goes and just,
boom, just like, but just and then he goes and just,
boom, just like, but just pushes it straight into the center.
It was a lot of pus and blood. I also realized I told this on the post show for death battle cast. So Cody has had to hear this twice now. And I grossed him the file like the
hell out the first time. So was there anything to do with the impact?
Oh, it was an ingrown hair.
Oh, just total coincidence.
It was a complete coincidence.
And the spot it was in and everything.
Yeah, so it was either just like an ingrown hair,
like a heat fluster or something
that just never made it to the surface
and got infected under there.
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I hate that story.
If that, well, I'll pick it up
because the, just keep mine.
I, at this point, that's problem number one.
So then they're like, all right, the doctor straight up is like, well anyway, I wanted to lance this point, that's problem number one. So then they're like, all right,
the doctor straight up is like,
well anyway, I wanted to lance this first
because I gotta go.
And I'm like, okay.
He's like, somebody also come in here in a bit
after we get you all scanned up and they'll tell you about it.
And I was like, all right, thanks dude.
He's like, yeah, no problem.
I'm hanging there and he's all he used to go home.
So then this lady comes in with the sonogram machine.
And she's like, hi, I'm Christie.
I'm here to scan your testicles and scrotum.
And now I'm in full, like I just went through
so I was on the shit.
I'm just like, oh, humor.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna cope with humor.
You're like, I'm just like, I'm just out loud.
I can't feel a thing.
You're right. I'm just like, I'm Christie, I'm Chad. This is. You like I'm just self out love. I can't feel a thing
Christie I'm Chad. This is not how I intended to spend my wedding anniversary
So then she hands me a towel she because he gave me a new one after the bad other stuff
Then she's like all right. I'm just gonna need you to place your penis against her abdomen I'm like like, thank you so much. This is wonderful, the cool. So we do that.
And then she's like,
all right, now you're gonna feel some warm gel.
And it's short of, so she says,
I'm sitting here after just getting this thing
lanced at this woman rubbing warm gel on my balls.
And then she starts just scanning everywhere,
being real thorough, not saying a word.
And I'm just like lying there
and like this is important.
I have a question about this.
Awful, yeah.
So is anybody like holding your balls
as they're doing this, or are they just like on you?
And she's just like rubbing it.
Well, like are she, is there a cup of,
well, so here's the thing.
Barb, do you know about the testicles defense mechanism?
They struggle up. Oh, yeah, like when you when you are uncomfortable or threatened that shit goes on lockdown
Right, so like
They were sitting into the body
So there was so I wasn't just like relaxed as hell and they weren't just like hanging out like it was like full defense mode
Like if we could put a lock on them we would
So yeah, there was no no cupping needed but she just
Ran it all around and then I was just like hey, can I get it? Can you get me one of those printouts?
So I can you know put it next to the pictures of my kids
Because I'm scouting away and be like can you send your bulls back down that these this scrum is completely empty. I'm for tree it up into your stomach. Did you get a print
out of it? No. I know. Is she then? You put it on your fridge? Yeah, exactly. Next to,
you know, the pictures of when April got her ultrasound with the fetuses of her kids.
So she's like does not say anything the whole time.
And I just hear like taken pictures,
you know, she's like click on the thing.
On her phone for some reason.
Hopefully it's from my Instagram live.
Yeah.
And so I don't know what's happening.
And I'm like, is everything okay?
But she's not saying anything.
So then she's like, okay, we're all done. And here's a towel. You can clean yourself up. And that was not easy.
Because I'm already like, I've just been like stabbed here and then like, the gel was everywhere.
I mean, it's probably better if you do it and not someone else because you know your sensitivity
at this point, right? For sure. So, but then she's like, okay, she starts to leave and I'm like,
hey, just I've everything look okay. And she's like, oh, just see,
I'm in a, like I scan these, I'm gonna send these off
and the radio, like a radiology technician's gonna look at them
and then the doctor's gonna look at them
and then they're gonna come in here and talk to you.
And I'm like, okay, so then I sat there for a while
and then they got somebody come in and we're just like,
yeah, everything looks good.
But you know, follow up the urologist in case,
you know, if you're ball start swollen again.
What if they came in?
What if they came in?
What if the guy come backowing, what if they came in? Comp after all of this? Yeah.
What if the guy come back in, he'd be like,
you know, a vasectomy was a total success.
So that's the thing.
I've had a vasectomy again.
Oh, you have.
Oh, shit.
I was gonna say I'm pretty sure you, you've had one.
Yeah.
It would have been the opposite.
All right.
And we, we fixed that vasectomy.
What?
Like, I'm not going through that again.
The way we found out about it is, I think, was that morning we just got a message from Chad
a couple weeks ago that was just a picture of you in the hospital.
We're like, I'm going to be away from the computer today guys and you're like giving
to the thumbs up.
Yeah, I think you were in like a gown with this hospital gown and stuff like that.
Yeah.
And then I didn't know what to do because it got gel all over it.
And then I didn't have another one.
So that just like got cleaned up and then put my clothes back on and then they were cool with that.
So that was fine. How long is it? Did they did it give you some type of estimate
until you could be active again? Down the only thing. Yeah, that was the only thing too, because then that was just like,
well, that's ruled out for the anniversary, the sexy time.
So the guy, he was just like, yeah, so like, oh, I didn't even tell you the grossest part.
Oh, for Christ.
How could you forget that?
So he had to put a cloth funnel in the incision,
which is he takes a piece of gauze
and wraps it into a little funnel
and then takes some tweezers and jams it down into the wound.
That one sucked.
But why?
Because it's still gonna be kind of leaking pus
and gross stuff and they don't want it to close up really quick
because they want all that shit to get out of there
before it then closes
up.
And so he was like, all right, so that's going to be there.
Like be real careful, but like, honestly, it'll probably fall out after like a day.
If not, you'll have to like come back in and get it like removed.
And I was like, sweet.
And he's like, so don't get in the water until it's like, not like fully, fully healed,
but like, you know, like scabbed over, he's like, but like showers are fine. And I'm like, so don't get in the water until it's like, not like fully, fully healed, but like, you know,
like, scabbed over, like, but like showers are fine.
And I'm like, okay, cool.
I made sure, I made damn sure that next day
that that thing came out because I was like,
I don't want this to like, I'm not going back.
Like, I'm not doing it.
And like, it was very gross.
I showed April and she almost threw up.
So I've been spending some time in a hospital recently just as a visitor
Um, and I now have like a permanent dent in my beard from wearing a mask for so long. You see it? Yeah
I kind of see it. It's just like
But um, I went while we were just waiting at the hospital. I went to a nearby convenience store, a little part of a gas station.
And it was like my first time seeing other people
in months, it was weird, like to be in a store.
And I was buying water for everyone.
And it was like the tool smart was,
I got, I just grabbed a handful.
And between like the checkout,
there's like a big plastic barrier, I guess,
because of COVID.
So I like snuck the bottles under there and the guy scanned them
And then I paid him and then he gave them back to me, but I guess the barrier
Was just hanging it wasn't like fixed
It was just hanging on some string and the tops of the bottles hit the barrier and it hit me in the face
All of the gross people talking and
sparring on them.
That's worse than your knob hitting the urinal.
I know.
I got like just like 100 COVID samples to the face, I assume.
I was wearing a mask and it kind of hit my mask.
But I was just like, that was unfortunate.
That is terrible design.
Has that never happened to a customer?
God damn it.
So, I'm gonna stay in for a couple of weeks.
I mean, I'm sure like contact and stuff like that is not great,
but didn't they find that it's all,
it's at least mostly respiratory?
Isn't that like a new finding that they had?
I don't know why I don't.
It could still, it could seeivably gets closer to his nose
and his face and stuff.
I'll be honest, Barbara, I still wasn't
over the moon about it.
I know, I know, I would want you to be.
Which is why it's even.
Even if this wasn't happening, right?
Even if it was, COVID didn't exist,
even if we weren't in a pandemic,
I thought was living my day to day life,
and that happened to me, I would be freaking out.
I would be like, don't keep my head in hand sanitizer.
I would like have a bucket labeled head sanitizer.
And my head would be in there for an hour.
It's just a steamer.
You just one second.
Can I feel like it?
I honestly feel like I've been so careful this entire pandemic.
I've like barely left the house.
I've not gone anywhere.
And like the couple of times
I've gone out, that kind of thing happens, like when we picked up, when I was telling the story about
how I picked up that meal and the woman like gave me the bag and then I lent down in the handle of
the back of my mouth. I know every time I leave the house, something hits me in the face.
I'm just gonna stay indoors.
Go get, like, what is it?
You know the like grinding and cutting like shields?
Like, that's what you mean.
Exactly.
Well, do you, that's what's so important.
People wear your masks.
Don't wear those like face shields in some places.
Like what did dentists do?
Like you're going to the dentist during this time.
You literally have someone like down.
They probably have a face shield.
It's like Darth Vader comes out, you know. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I you know, obviously, we've been dealing with this COVID for several months now.
We all know where masks it helps.
And-
You think we all know that?
I know, but I saw Billboard the other day
that just made me question like, what is going on
with the world?
Like how, how much do we have to baby people?
Because I was driving the other day up off of 183,
I was just bored and I wanted to go around and drive.
So I was just driving around and there's a billboard up there
that I don't remember the exact wording or the exact phrasing,
but the message behind this billboard was,
hey, when you buy fruits and vegetables at the store,
make sure you wash them before you eat them.
So do we have to be reminding people of this? Like, are we
this fucked that we, if people don't know to wash fruits and vegetables, like if we don't
wash our fruits and vegetables, we're fucked when it comes to masks. I mean, as someone
who worked in a supermarket with fruit and vegetables, you're gonna want to do that
at all times, not in a pandemic. Right. I'm very stupid.
Yeah, people some weren't already doing that.
Yeah, some group, I'm just trying to get there.
Were people there?
They paid for it.
Like there was a whole, there was money and time and effort
put into this to tell people, wash your fruits
and vegetables.
Is that really where we're at?
I mean, what happens is so many probably did a case study
and they went, oh, God.
Like it's like 30% of people probably were like, no, I just eat it.
Like, yeah, it was just so disappointing to see that.
And then for some reason, maybe think about masks
and all this other shit that we're going through,
it's like, man, we're in trouble.
All some people just have, they think they're invincible.
You know, they just have that mindset.
It's like, oh, I mean, that's something that happens
to other people, but it doesn't happen to me.
Like when I was on the way back from the store,
I was walking through a parking lot,
and this lady and her husband were getting out of a truck
and she says in the most disgusted tone
as the door's opening and she's looking at me,
look at all these mask people.
Wow.
And they're like not wearing masks
and then they walked into the liquor store.
And I was just like,
oh look, that's someone,
but that's a seat belt person driving by.
Right.
You know, they don't get about this.
It's, there's a strong correlation between people
not wearing masks and the same type of people
who are against pro choice.
So it's like, if you really care about human life
that much, why aren't you wearing a mask?
Question mark.
It's also the same people who are the all lives matter group.
And it's like, if all lives matter,
where's your fucking mask?
Yeah.
It's just, it's very backwards to me.
It's like, if you fucking care about people,
if you care about yourself,
care about humanity and human life in general,
that's what the fucking mask is for.
It's just about no safety. It's about, here's what it boils down to.
It's about making an effort and it's about,
at worst case scenario, mildly inconveniencing yourself
to possibly help society in general.
It's what it boils down to.
Right, and that's the conversation
that I would love to have with somebody that's just like,
okay, okay, it's like, why aren't you doing it?
Oh, well, I don't think it's that bad. Okay, or I don't even think it's real because there are those people too.
And it's like, okay, I'm an all-conceady right now.
I will put myself in that mindset and I will.
What if I can see and say, okay, let's say that I believe that it's not real.
Now, you do the same for me, right?
And you say, let's just say that you believe that it is real.
Now, what's the downside?
Who scenario ends up way fucking worse? Like, you know what I mean? Like, are you wearing a
piece of cloth on your face? Even if you don't believe it? I'm confused as to, I don't know what's
going to happen. Like, are these going to be the same people who don't want the vaccine or
are they going to be first in line for the vaccine. First in line, 100%.
I don't know.
Unless they're anti-vaxxers.
Right, that's so.
Is that the same thing?
It's like a visual anti-vaxx, right?
I don't know, man.
I know.
And that they, I've seen people try to say that
it prohibits breathing and is like dangerous from like an oxygen level, oxygen
deprivation thing.
And I'm like, you do realize surgeons wear masks all day, every day for hours on end.
And they're just fine.
Also, like any car or like motorbike helmet is the same oxygen situation.
Like, yeah, you'll get, I guess a little bit more CO2 build up.
It's also how long are you needing to work for?
You're out at a store for what, maximum an hour, hour and a half, maybe depending on
what you're buying.
Like, even that's a stretch.
I don't know.
It's not long.
Yeah, it's not long.
Oh, and it's also like, what is it?
That's that type of shit that drives me so insane in studies where
somebody goes like, you receive less oxygen by wearing a mask, right?
And then you're like, that's a true statement.
But then you look into it.
It's like you receive 0.000, like 37% less oxygen while wearing a mask.
And it's like, it's bullshit.
But my oxygen label.
Right.
I guess it's just annoying that every matter of grand discussion ends up with just both
sides yelling at each other.
I don't know how a virus that kills humans has become a political thing.
It's like, it's like now getting political
when you talk about wearing masks.
It's like, that's surely, I don't know,
we can forget it.
It's just a year to get into it.
I also want to point out, like I'm making these correlations
between like people who are pro-life and people
who are in the All Lives Matter camp,
which is a very wrong
way of thinking, uh, that's not a for discussion. I'm not saying that every
single person who chooses not to wear a mask is also this type of person. I'm
saying there's a very strong crossover. You're talking about the Vandaiagra. I'm
overlap. Right. I'm not making a generalization of every single person. It's
just observational, then diagram, et cetera.
There's a lot of parts over it.
In the end, whatever you may think,
we're not doctors, we don't know,
but the doctors are the ones saying to wear a mask.
So listen to the doctors.
We're listening to the doctors.
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I feel like I haven't heard Fauci in a while.
Is he still being given?
It's good time.
Or is Trump trying to hide him away?
I don't think he's not with.
I feel like I want to email Fauci,
and be like, if you need a new platform,
if they're keeping you off the telly,
I've got some slow-mo subscribers.
Just go on there for a bit.
Let's go live with him and all of our content.
Really great.
Speaking of slow-mo, you put out that video
with the Apple Watch and ejecting water out of it.
I think I texted you after I watched that video.
I can't believe you jumped into that tub the way you did.
I was committed.
That seems so dangerous
and you went full on for it.
A lot of people in the comments were like,
you could have just dipped your wrist in, in war.
Did you say, oh, I didn't think of that?
Yes.
That would have been nearly entertaining enough. Right.
No, I did that.
That's how I filmed all the slow-mo shots.
I didn't actually jump in the bath every time.
That bit was just a joke.
Wow.
It was actually, I didn't get hurt at all.
Like I guess I knew that I might get hurt.
Like I thought I would like whack my shin or something
or my arm or I just landed only in water. And I think I was quite lucky. It went well. Yeah, I would have been convinced my leg or my arm or I just landed only in water.
And I think I was quite lucky.
It went well.
Yeah, I would've been to my leg or my arm
would've hit the rim of that tub.
See, it's great.
I watched that video yet, but were you filming that at home?
Yeah.
Okay, see, that's sort of the best.
Like, you guys can trick it all at this.
There's so many times where we're like,
we're like, on a set, we were like,
wanna do some stunt and then like, director and people who are where we're like, we're like, on a set, we want to do some stunt and then like
Director and people who are very responsible are like, no, like no, no, no, but like don't actually do it And then we're always like, no, but it'll be fine like no like insurance blah blah
Can't get you hurt for like other productions blah blah blah
That would almost always happens is that second that person like turns away
Then what you're just like no, but like actually just like fucking tackle me like you know
and turns away. And once you're just like, no, but actually just like fucking tackle me.
Like, you know, it's like when we filmed a blood fest in that scene I had where I drove
away in the car and I gave the double finger.
Like, I did a bunch of things like that.
And then they stopped me.
Everyone was like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
Listen, you've got to have one hand on the wheel.
You can't take both hands off the wheel.
So we didn't do any other takes like that.
I only did one take like that before I got in trouble.
And it's best to take that use in the movie.
Absolutely.
It's the best take.
Wait, wait, we're even in the movie?
Because I know a bunch of like your entire plot line got cut.
That one was in there.
Okay.
Yeah, that was insane.
I think that was another thing in the final cut.
Yeah.
I love how much it was cut from that movie.
It's so much.
It's like 99%.
It was like I was in the middle of the night with bugs and shit all around.
It's on the digital digital and physical release of the movie.
I think though it was fun.
No, it was a lot of fun.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, it's an extra.
I would tell you about my time on blood fest.
I don't think so.
You'll never know.
No, Kevin.
And here's why they were like, it was like last minute and like, uh, they're just like,
hey, we need some people like just fill out some bodies for the scene.
And then I was like, oh, actually, I've like a pretty slow edit.
It was like, I'll go help out.
Yeah.
So I go over and it's the scene of like all the gamers like at the.
Oh, yeah.
So I was one of the gamers, but they kept like musical chairing us around while they were like trying to figure out the shot
And it was all about like oh, you're wearing a beanie. I don't want you close to this person wearing a beanie
Josh or nois has lines. Okay, so they first put me literally right next to Josh or nois and I was like this will be fun
Cool, I'll have like a moment because he's got lines and great and then it's like okay, wait no, we want you over here
I'm like okay, that's fine. That's fine. And then like I actually go to that very back corner
And I'm like okay, so I go and I get in this back corner.
I'm at this gaming station.
And then we start rolling.
And then I remember, I have this moment where I'm just like,
I don't know, I'm fake playing games and then I go,
I don't think I can be seen by any of these candidates.
I can't remember, and I just go, there's no way.
I was like, any for me, it wasn't about that.
It was just more just like, but I'm gonna have to sit here for like the next hour or whatever
and share it up in every way that they framed it.
It was like, this whole like a shoulder or like a piece of hair from you or anything.
Nothing.
I'm not there.
I'm not existent I'm not existing.
And what was great was they needed one extra person.
And so I called Austin Harper and was like,
hey, I need you to get over here.
And then when he showed up, they're like,
oh, actually we got somebody else.
So he's not needed.
And then the director was just like,
ah, just having like walk by through the background
with an energy drink.
So Austin then made it into the movie walking by.
Well, I was stuck in this corner that no camera can see.
So you were just his handler.
Pretty much, yeah, that was so funny though.
It's a joke to them about it.
And then they were like, oh yeah,
but did you hear what happened to Gus?
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was super featured and then super not.
I'm sure you.
Good time.
I think my favorite.
It's on the DVD.
Yeah, it's on the DVD.
There's a whole, the whole Gus cut there.
My thing, my favorite cameo, those Gavin's personally.
Yeah, I had to, I had to film myself die.
Film your own death.
They were like, well, we want to, we want to get it in slow mode.
I was like, I'll film it.
I just filmed a dummy of myself wearing the same outfit.
I was wearing as I was filming it because I was in costume behind the scene, behind the
camera too.
It was weird.
It's in half.
It's amazing.
I don't think they, did they use the slimmer?
I can't remember seeing that.
Yeah.
I did.
Maybe a few seconds.
I mean, the actual clip was like four minutes of blood coming out of it.
In particular, you can say you filmed your own death.
Yeah.
So I've always wanted.
I was really happy because one of the jokes I came up with while we were filming, it was
like something we were riffing and I was like, oh, it would be funny if this would happen.
But it started off with Nick Rutherford's character in the beginning when we're all like figuring
out what's going on, we're all trapped in that room trying to figure out what to do.
And he's like, oh, there's, there's no service.
And I was like, Oh, you should also like take out your vape and be like,
and my vape's dead like great.
And so that became like a running gag throughout the video or through the movie.
And then the scene where I die, sorry guys, spoiler, or his hand comes through me.
I was like, he should be taking a hit off his vape through my body.
And sure enough, that's what happened. That was in.
I, uh, I've been, I've been trying to watch, you know,
we've speaking of movies.
We have been trying to watch whatever I can to pass the time
right here at home.
And I saw last week of the week before, whatever knives out
was available to stream on Amazon Prime
And I was like oh, yeah, I never saw it in regard to see it for some reason just to spoil it. I
Yeah, no spoiler. Okay, so I bought it for me for the other day. So I'm like yeah, so I watched it and
It was good. I really liked it and I normally I guess I don't look on Amazon Prime video very much and so when I was
Like what else is on here? So I scroll down and was like recommended, recommended for you. And there were some movies that I had seen and I
kept scrolling. And then one of the movies that I recommended for me was 75 minutes of
old ads from Drive-Ins. And I was like, it's got to be mislabeled, right? So I hit play.
No, you clicked it. And it's 75 minutes of old ads from driving theaters like did you love it though?
I mean kind of yeah
I'll say you read for the algorithm
But it was like are you hungry go to the go to the snack bar
We have all kinds of food and drinks for you and let's go
I'm gonna go to the movie yeah, the movie starts in three minutes
Yeah, it was so bizarre that it was on there.
Like someone took the time to digitize it and upload it
and then the algorithm thought, hey, you know what that guy would like?
75 minutes of ads from Drive-Ins.
But I mean, they were right.
And they're in trust.
It did.
But like, that does really make you question.
You're interested.
Sir, what you've been watching.
I feel an old weird shit is interesting.
I always like hearing people make videos about where they found some old tapes on a machine,
you know, that no one has the machine for anymore.
So you have to like re-spaul the tape and then listen to what was on it.
And it's like someone's home movie from the, you it took it took me so long to explain the concept of VHS and having to rewind it to my daughter
Like she's like never what do you mean? I'm like physical no you can't just like click like like you and had a physical
It was on like I was like getting shit out to like explain it to her and I'm like it was like stretch the cross and once you
shit out to like explain it to her and I'm like, it's like stretched across and once you it would play across the thing and that would put the picture up and then when you were
done, you had to then pull it all backwards onto the other spool and she's like, but why
wouldn't they just like have it play again? And I'm like, ah, like, you just, it doesn't
work that way.
It is a good point. Why didn't they just put it on like an endless loop tape. Because that just blew my mind.
Because there wasn't room.
It would have had to.
This is the.
It would have come back on top of what he was playing.
Well, no, no, no, I haven't.
Right.
Gavin's right.
It would work, but it would have to be like fucking huge.
Horror is on.
It would be one real, right?
Because it can only be two spools.
And the
whole duration of the film would have to be able to stretch across these two spools.
So horizontally, it would be like the length of like a house or something, right?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to spend all the time thinking about it right now.
My mind is just not able to grasp that concept.
But hands off.
No, no, this is the best. This is even better.
Please do the other one. You look like a moose.
You look like a Pokemon.
It's a very, be got, wait, what would I say?
A.
Oh, oh.
That one's gonna fall.
For sure.
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that they would say that's totally inappropriate now.
It's like, that's terrible, but it'd be like,
and don't worry, Mom, you don't have to cook dinner
when the family goes home.
You can just buy dinner here and eat in the car.
Well, wouldn't say that, like say it like that.
Just the kind of little boss.
You know, you're only doing that. You're only the car. So, well, wouldn't say that, like say it like that. Just the casual.
You're womanly duties and order dinner tonight.
Just the casual. Take the night off, mom.
It's like don't bother buying your woman a watch. There's a clock in the kitchen.
Yeah, I said, God. Yeah, there's so it's like, I'm not saying it.
It's like when you watch like really old Disney stuff to like super fucked up problematic racist shit
Dude, I feel like nothing age as well. Oh, yeah, it's like they have disclaimers like on Disney plus
Like you know times we're like oh, it was a different time
There's some things that people might be very upset about. But I remember having my mind pulled out,
probably the worst thing I've ever seen in a Disney thing
was there was a scene, it was an old old animation
it was probably from the 40s or something.
And it was like people in a church.
And there was a black lady with a black child
that was crying a lot.
And they had the white person kept turning around
and shushing them until eventually they had the mother pull out a full watermelon
and stuff it in the baby's mouth to stop it from crying.
What?
This is like an old Disney animation.
Oh my god.
And I was like holy shit.
Like that is the most racist thing I've ever seen animated.
Yeah, X-man.
Yeah.
It was real bad. There's none of that. I was tough ever seen animated. Yeah, X-Man. Yeah, it was real bad.
There's no doubt that I was there.
I was there from there past.
Yeah.
I was like, that one made it to Disney+.
I think that one they just showed it.
I think it was the same.
Was it last week we talked about,
when John was on, we talked about who framed Roger Rabbit.
Yeah.
And I started watching it the other night.
It's been years since I watched it.
Because of that podcast?
Yeah, because we had talked about it. So I was like, I'm gonna start watching it and I started watching it and you know as I was watching the movie
I just came to the realization that it's
Who from Roger Rabbit is a remake of Chinatown but for children?
I don't know if any of you are seeing Chinatown
So I don't think I have a
Philanthus film with Jack Nicholson. Jacky Jacky Jacky. Polansky film with Jack Nicholson.
Jack, Jack, Jack a Jan or no?
No, Jack Nicholson.
But it's a similar story where there's
like a CD development going on in Los Angeles
like trying to misappropriate resources.
And there's a detective who's hired
to try to get to the bottom of it.
And it's like this long complicated story.
And it all comes back around. And I was like, I can't keep watching this movie.
I knew a step way for a little bit.
I got like too deep into my own head
and my own thoughts about it.
Like that VHS tape, man.
The VHS tape.
But you have to anybody else watch that
worldwide developer conference today
that Apple had on?
No.
No, I missed it. Anything good?
There's a new smiley face, Gavin.
What was it called?
He's like $600.
Oh, the Finder.
The Finder icon in the dock.
They rounded it.
You've always hated that thing, haven't you?
I used to like it.
I was like, they spend so much time on it.
They didn't talk about it this time, but I saw it.
And I knew, I felt like it was laughing at me. Why didn't talk about it this time, but I saw it.
And I knew, I felt like it was laughing at me.
Why don't you like it?
You don't like it because it's getting happier, right?
It got happier.
The last time they updated it, it became happier.
And I didn't like that.
This time it's fine.
It's the same level of happiness,
but now the corners are rounded.
Isn't it rounded now?
It's kind of rounded. It used to be really sharp. Now It's kind of rounded.
It used to be really sharp.
Now it's a little rounded.
And in the next version, it's going to be really rounded.
It's like they change the whole design aesthetic,
where everything is a lot more rounded on the corners now.
So what's the new operating system?
They've like changed numbers, haven't they?
Big sir.
But isn't it now, sorry, it's no longer OS 10?
No, it's still OS 10.
You say big sir?
Big sir, SUL.
I thought it changed the actual number.
We're gonna talk about mixer.
Ooh, that's a whole, right?
They stopped updating the last number
because it became too confusing.
So now they just give it names.
Well, they've done it for a while.
Is it always like cats or something?
It was for a while. Yeah, and like cats or something? It was for a while.
Yeah, and now it's like cats in California.
Yeah, hi, I'm a PC and Android easier.
You can't tell.
But they're gonna stop using Intel chips for their processors.
So we're going through this whole fucking transition.
Are they going to AMD?
No, they're gonna make their own chips.
Oh, sorry. Good luck.
See how that goes.
I will say their defense chat, their two-year-old iPhone has a better processor than flagship
Android phones these days.
Also, maybe they'll be better able to power regulate and heat regulate their own stuff.
Because I feel like all their Intel stuff, immediately thermal throttles and
most laptops can't even power it fully.
Like most Apple laptops are just garbage.
They've gotten, but I mean, to Chad's point, they've gotten really good at mobile processors.
It's a whole other thing to do like desktop processing.
And I just know they're going to create some dumb fucking socket.
That is the first thing that jumped into my mind. It doesn't matter on a Mac.
I mean, it's like that old video I made.
You don't ever buy it.
It's true.
You can never get it.
You can swap it out.
You know?
I saw a funny tweet the other day that was like,
hello, and good morning to everyone,
except the person who decided to take away
SD card readers from the sides of MacBooks.
God, you guys don't even have USB ports
in your MacBooks anymore.
There's nothing anymore. We have it. You got you, you got you, you see? You see? God You guys don't even have USB ports in your Mac We're saying more
We have you see
You see but what come on let's be real like
You need a converter for everything right there is still way too many devices that rely upon USB 2.0 and 3.0
It is I don't know what you're talking about chat. It's so convenient to carry this anywhere I go
See that's a war I need to
Okay, so I need to use it
Well, the thing I'm going anywhere convenient to carry this thing everywhere I go. See, that's a war. In case I need to use it.
Well, the thing that I'm going anywhere.
Guys, there's just so many times in our office,
like where people will be like, oh, man, my connection's really slow.
And I'm like, oh, well, here, just just like plugging a need
through that cable.
They're like, well, hold on, I have to go find an adapter.
And I'm like, Jesus, fuck, man.
Like, same thing with HDMI.
It's like.
It's the dumbest thing ever.
It's so incredibly dumb and frustrating.
It's like, well, we can make the case.
Like three centimeters smaller, like,
and then you lose all convenience.
And it's like everyone in this world
would be like, make the case a little bigger
so that we can have USB ports, HD and my ports
and Ethernet ports.
But some things it's like, so they had what I thought
was a great system for charging laptops
where they had those MagSafe adapters.
MagSafe was awesome.
It medically connected so that if something
tripped over your power cord, it would just come right out.
And now, USB-C.
Oh, did you ever see the video I posted
from one of my security cameras when Sme ran onto the table? I'm not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not.
You're not.
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You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. That thing was great. Magsafe was awesome. I need to still, you could still Magsafe, USBC, I'm sure.
Just have like a little thing that is magnetic.
I think it's the depth though, because that plug was really, really shallow, and it was
the magnet that held it there.
You can't really put it in the USBC, it's already established.
You can't really put it in the USBC, but the thing that goes into the thing that goes
into it maybe is magnetic.
So like you have something that's actually plugged into your thing and then a magnet to attach there.
You're a hundred percent right.
And Apple will love that because it's one more fucking
adapter.
So like they will be.
Yeah.
But isn't the best or the most common Apple product
of all time the headphone adapter?
Oh, I think so.
I think you're right.
Well, something.
You mean ever since the iPhone changed to like whatever the fuck this thing is.
Yeah. Yeah.
Which now is now some of the stuff now some of the stuff is USB-C that.
Like the iPads that USB-C on the
Pro Asia. Yeah, almost like making your
iPhone just for the fucking sake of it
is really inconvenient to mask consumption.
Anyway, it's a mess. It's just a big mess. just for the fucking sake of it is really inconvenient to mask consumption anyway.
It's a mess, it's just a big mess.
The thing that gets me is like to Chad's point earlier, right?
It's like they make all of these things that are inconvenient
and like all these decisions just to like try to
shave millimeters off of a design
and then you get, most people get the fucking phone
and stick it in a case that makes it way huge or anyway.
It's like, what, what does it matter?
No one cares.
Like if you shave off like a millimeter
by making a non-standard plug,
like people would be happier to have either a bigger battery
or a standard plug versus saving that tiny little millimeter.
Right.
Or a laptop with a fan big enough to cool the CPU.
Right.
But see they love that shit because then they're like,
oh, but now we're the only thing that uses it.
So you have to buy it from us.
And anybody who wants to make third party versions of this,
oh, they have to buy like, you know,
the patent rights or whatever the fuck they create it.
And they make more money because of it.
I hate how you're doing this
and you're talking directly into camera.
You're just like, oh, I'm just looking at it.
I'm passionate about the Apple Android issue. Far from here.
God. We didn't really touch on it, but I made a joke because it sounded like you said mixer before,
but you guys read the news about mixer today. Mixer is gone. So they just suddenly became Facebook or like Facebook is are they buying them?
I'm confused as to what's going on.
Maybe you guys know more than I do, but I like to put out a tweet today.
My son at Iceurgery this morning don't worry, he's all good.
He did super great.
And in fact, we were actually expecting him to be a lot more lowkey
that he's still like trying to run around and go insane.
But so I'm going to keep come up with the news day.
I just felt like a little bit on like Twitter.
I saw as a former like partner acquisition manager, whatever was like apologizing to me
like, I'm sorry, I feel bad for like all the people I brought over to mixer.
And I was like, no, it's cool.
I mean, you're doing your job.
What happens to the exclusive like the shrouds and the ninjas?
So what they're doing is they're going to shut down the service as of July 22nd and
they're going to begin moving over their existing partners to Facebook gaming. So I assume that
anybody who had a partnership and was streaming via mixer gets moved over to Facebook gaming. I
don't know obviously bigger names shroud and ninja. They might have totally different contracts. They're
they're probably not going to end up on Facebook gaming, but it seems like most of their partners
are doing that.
Dude, Ed, that's going to fill them out.
How good of a lawyer they have and they need to go share to that contract.
I am so curious to hear about that.
I mean, it might be that just because the change happened, maybe that they keep all the money
they go upfront and now they're free to do whatever.
I mean, it could be ideal for them.
Right. And that's, that's all I mean, it could be ideal for them.
Well, right.
And that's, that's all I'm, but I'm so curious about.
It's like, okay, you know, they obviously got like a sign
on a bonus and they were probably gonna be paid a certain amount
over the course of some time and they were guaranteed certain
things. And I'm, what's really interesting is that could play
out a bunch of things like if they like really held out and
they were like no matter what guaranteed we get this amount.
But then there's other scenarios where they're like, oh,
well, you know, in the event of like this shutting down, you, you know, this deal will be
ended or you might even have to repay some things.
But I see it in chat, everyone is saying that a shrouded ninja are now free agents.
That's a lot of fun.
I can't, they must be very happy about that.
Right.
Exactly.
What, because they've been doing it for like, has it even been a year, maybe a year?
Maybe.
It's been a year if, if not a little more, actually, I think.
Cause I think this all started happening
when I was still in the marketing department,
which feels like forever ago.
Yeah, I feel like now, they're just gonna be like,
okay, YouTube and Twitch, who's gonna pay us more?
And now they're just gonna,
who can't even hold on the fat wall.
No, that's the thing, they made all that bank off
of Microsoft.
Now they're just gonna go back and stream on Twitch again
because they still, I'm sure, have like so many fucking people
that follow them there.
You know what I mean?
Even already, like literally they'll just do one stream
and everyone will get that notification
and be like, oh, we're back.
And then fucking sub party.
And it's gonna be insane.
It's gonna be absolutely wild.
They're gonna make so much money.
Yeah.
It just seems so crazy to shut down a service without like any sort of heads up otherwise.
Yeah.
No, that seems a little shady.
But I maybe I just don't know enough about it.
August of last year when Ninja went over to Mixer.
Really?
Okay.
So yeah, just under a year.
I mean, how else are they going to do it?
It's, I'm speaking like from the mixer,
like they have to give notice.
It's just a matter of how much notice do you give?
Sure.
I mean, it sucks for everyone who worked on that
and worked in that ecosystem.
I mean, I don't relish, I don't laugh at the fact
that they have to shut down a service like that.
It's shitty, I'm sure a lot of people put a lot of hard work
into trying to launch it.
I mean, sometimes things just don't work out. like that, it's shitty. I'm sure a lot of people put a lot of hard work into trying to launch it.
Sometimes things just don't work out. Hopefully people can move on. Obviously, we're talking about Ninja and Shroud, but there's probably tons of other smaller streamers who stream on Mixer,
who now have to figure out what platform they're going to go on. That's the thing. The people that
I feel bad for are the people who have been really trying to grow and they make their priority.
There's a lot of people who were like,
they were bigger and they're like,
we'll go over and stream there as well.
But it's been a couple people who work
at Richard Heath's who've used Mixer
for current or still use Mixer now.
And it's hard to grow a channel.
Like YouTube live streaming anything.
It could happen with any service at any point.
Yep.
It's one of the reasons we really appreciate all you first
members and people who watch under stream.com.
Yeah, that's why we're always talking about our website
and how wonderful it is.
But yeah, you guys being here on first
and just on our website watching live streams
and watching content on the website.
Like it's really nice that you guys support us here
because we have no control over YouTube.
We have no control over any other platform
besides our own.
So support us here if you can.
And if you're watching this on YouTube
or listening to it on a podcast platform,
come on over to reshootethe.com.
It'll mean a lot.
Yeah, you can hold into a third party platform is scary.
If you ever see me looking down to the side over here,
it's because I'm reading chat.
I've got time to open it. Same, same. Same. I have my laptop right over here. And that's why I can keep up with what
people are saying while we're talking. You guys can watch this live. If you're watching the
archive, everybody can. You don't even have to be a first member anymore for right now because
during the pandemic, we're like, Hey, we want to entertain more people. So all of our live streams,
which and we did a whole bunch more. They're all
streaming all of the time on Rochita. And you can watch completely for free. You can even
make a free account if you want to chat with us because we like to interact and joke around
with you guys. So go check it out. You guys ever want a lot of pressure from on you stream
portal for a bunch of people watching you live because that's I've been doing that Twice so far once a month essentially on Saturdays, but like man, it is
Uh, a lot of pressure to be solving a puzzle with everyone being like it's okay. You're doing great
The square peg goes in the square hole
And some of the ones that I wasn't getting it were like so blatantly obvious and when I got it I'm like I am so sorry you guys have to watch me struggle
We we filmed something the other day like another puzzle game thing that was yeah
That was really fun and reminding me a lot of that. I don't know when that comes out
But it should be pretty soon. It should be like what we played as superliminal
If you guys have heard of it. We only played the demo
Because that's what was
available on Steam, but apparently we found out after we were done filming the video that there
is a full version out, I think. It's on the Epic Games store. Epic Games, yeah. Yeah.
So it's it's if you like games, oh, again, we only played the the demo, but if you like games like
portal and like puzzle solving and kind of breaking the meta of a game, the way you think a game works, it was really fun.
It was really a lot of fun to play.
Yeah, John raised us basically, so we each went one by one without watching each other
and tried to see who would get through the puzzle and the whole level fastest.
What is the best puzzle game?
Well, it's the best puzzle game.
Oh, super puzzle fire two. The best puzzle game? Oh, superpuzzled fire 2.
Yep, done.
No, 100%.
I mean, it's hard.
It really got to solve those puzzles in that game.
It's hard to be portal 2, honestly.
Like, I know I'm playing you right now, and maybe that's why it's on the front of my mind.
But portal 2 is such a good game, and the puzzles are so much fun to solve.
I feel like for me, puzzle games are kind of polarizing because I don't know whether I'm enjoying them or not as I'm playing them. I can
remember playing all of the witness and being like, I don't know if I'm having any fun. Oh, the
witness. I forgot about that. Oh, which is the like draw the line. Yeah, 500 times. I feel like it was a good
it was a good game, but man, that was it was a clever game And it looked cool like I like the style of how it looked
But I got to this part where I solved a puzzle without knowing how I did it like it like it just teaches you
There's no tutorial, but like you'll find a puzzle that is very obvious how you do it and then the next one you have to
It's less obvious, but the first one of one of these sets of puzzles
I didn't understand it and I solved it and I was like, oh shit
And I just thought like it is I had to go somewhere else because I was like I don't know what to do on this
But I didn't want to Google it. Yeah, if you if you don't understand step one then yeah, you're fucked
I was gonna point out we're gonna go right in flattery the chat said
The tape for a VHS is
that the tape for a VHS is 247.5 meters long.
So your looping tape would need to be a minimum of 124 meters wide.
Okay, that's pretty big.
But you forget those little, like, jingle tapes
that just have one, it just like unspools
and then re-spools onto one thing.
Right, but it's still the mass, right?
Like of how you fit.
Because right now it's all around it.
We have to be, so I have a question.
Point one of a common sense.
What are, you said the tape would have to be,
what the spool would have to be 124 meters?
Well, what if you put the stacked two,
the first one had the first half of the movie,
the second one had the second half of the movie,
and then it's only 62 meters.
Sure, with three.
The point is, so you could stack a couple
and you could cut down.
Right, honestly, it sounds like a factorial problem,
where it's like, I'm only making two of these resources now
I don't think I've ever text Gus so much we text that all the time now about factor is now
I want to play
And we talked about it last week and Barbara was first sleep because it's a really boring game to talk about and it's boring
My factory is so different now that it was last week.
I've done so much shit.
I've got four nuclear reactors in a little two by two grid.
When we come out of my anus, we should aim time on factory.
I don't think I've ever seen Gus happier.
Like he had to look at that right there.
Look at that.
There are so much.
His factory smile was on the entire time.
As he's just talking about it and showing people it's too.
And I looked into it, there is multiplayer.
So we could host. We could do a multiplayer factor.
We've been sending each other and it's super lazy.
Like we're not sending, I'm not sending screenshots.
We're just taking a picture of the screen with my phone
and sending it to Gus. And he's been doing the same. And we're like, I like zoom in and analyze everything
that he's got going on. And we like point out problems at each other's factories. Like
I sent you a picture of my new nuclear reactor set up and you're like, what's this thing
here? And it was just a conveyor belt that just went nowhere. It like hit one of my heat
pipes. And I was like, Oh, thanks. Yeah, I didn't notice that. All of my, all of my spent
cells were just on the floor. Yeah, we're all sent
Gavin. I'll send Gavin a picture and it'll be like, what's going on here? Like, oh, that's a part
I'm embarrassed about like I fucked up over there. I'm gonna work on redoing that. Oh, you were like,
you're like interesting decision to put all your all your research packs on one conveyor belt. I was like,
why did you say that?
I got a no, I got a face. Yeah, it's like, surely, what if like too many of one kind
hit the end and it's not needed?
Did they all get stacked up and you're like,
yeah, you know, that's the problem with it.
Right.
Someone in chat, laser T pointed out,
it's a barber has FOMO.
I absolutely do.
And that is the whole reason I started playing
Animal Crossing in the first place.
And then I got addicted to Animal Crossing
and then you guys start pulling for burial.
Yeah, I'm done with that.
I'm crossing now.
I know.
Don't be.
Oh, yeah, I watched that happen too because you were all, you were very much like, I mean,
it seems okay, whatever.
Okay, I can pick it up and then now anytime someone compliments another island like John and
Gus were talking about, oh, we went to these islands and they were great.
Barbara's like, well, you haven't seen my new island yet. I read it from scratch.
It took me from fucking ever because of God damn trees
and flowers that you can't stack in your inventory
or fucking house in which.
This is one of my last messages from Gus, by the way.
He's like so cold to one of the things.
That's the heat exchanger that was breaking up the conveyor belt.
I was like, how's going on right here?
Gus, I have a 335 hours.
Jeez, wow. Although I will say like there's time for my playing animal
crossing where I'll just have it on and be doing stuff on my phone or like cooking or whatever,
and it's just on. So I'm sure there's a couple hours where I wasn't as active, but yes.
I can't talk shit about anyone's played time and games.
What's your highest?
Don't talk.
Wow. For sure.
And like, I'm going to be playing my classy.
Let me give you...
I haven't played retail well, like, well, that originally came out, and like, I barely played this list last expansion, and the previous, like, on and off. I'm playing Wild Classic, like Hardcore, but that's like a whole new thing, new character and everything.
My warrior, my original character, that I, again, I haven't played in quite a a while has right around a year of game time.
Oh my god. That's just a relative year. Yes. So 365 days times 24 that's 8,760 hours.
Plus I have like, Alts. There you go. Yeah, I have. Just in, I got here. I'll fire it up real fast. I'm just going to get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a
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That's still true.
But your register is like, let me tell you how that happened.
All right.
Around the time I got into wow, April and I started dating.
And I was like, hey, here's an interest we can share together.
So, you know, we would play the game together.
So it wasn't a waste of time.
You got a family out of it.
Be right, right.
That's great.
It was an investment.
Yeah, all right.
Let's see.
So on, even while, so just while classic,
I have two max level characters
that I'm working on a third.
So let's see.
Warrior total time played 28 days, 15 hours. Wow, dude. Wow, dude. Yep. Let's see my hunter.
I, uh, one of my favorite features too in Animal Crossing is you could sometimes get your villagers to say something.
Like one of them was asking for a catchphrase and I told them to start saying eat.
like one of them was asking for a catchphrase and I told them to start saying eat. That's amazing.
Now all of them say it and they end every single conversation with like,
how you doing Barbara eat?
That's adorable.
One of them calls me cookie and I hate it.
That's amazing.
One cookie.
Yeah, I got, they start calling me cruiser and that spread through the island like a virus.
13 days, 13 hours on my hunter.
Good Lord.
I think the game I've put the most hours into, I think it might be Skyrim.
And that's probably like 250 because I played it twice and I did everything twice.
But yeah, Skyrim is my life.
I like just over here.
Chad proceeds to not speak for the rest of the podcast because I fired
up well.
I closed it.
I closed it.
I'm already 60 hours in fact, or yeah, you've really been putting the time in.
It's honestly like one of the few upsides to this whole pandemic is actually being up
to play a game without giant breaks in between.
Like, yeah.
What the worst thing for me is like putting down a fallout and trying to pick it back up and wondering
what the hell I was doing and all the equipment I got. I'm enjoying the fact that I could just go
all into a game from beginning to end and did one go without going somewhere.
And it's a lot. Like, you had been, you were already playing last week, we talked about it.
And since the last week, you've probably already,
now you've probably seen just about everything you can
in that game at this point.
I mean, there's some, there's probably some things
you haven't really messed with too deeply,
but you've probably at least seen just about everything
you can in that game.
Yeah, there's some stuff that I'm too dumb for.
Like, I can't figure out railway signals to save my life.
I did the tutorial and didn't understand
what made the trains go.
Do you do a tutorial?
Oh, that was actually very good.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, some of the circuit network stuff
can get really complicated depending on
like how fancy you wanna get or how in depth
you wanna get with transmitting data.
Also, Barb, I just think he needs more training.
A.
That's a good one.
That's a good one.
A pun brothers in the house.
Always.
There's a new trend.
There's a new trend.
There's a new trend.
But I'm there.
We go.
Do it.
I got to give you a little bit of a hint.
We are in webcams.
We're already used to doing the opposite way. Oh, we're doing
more. Do it. You got to get behind the way larger than yours though. It looks like you
don't even have the tiny hands. There you go. No, you were like, Gandalf is bumping Frodo.
Oh, that just broke my brain. Why is that working? I never do it this year.
So Ian Home died, that was sad.
Oh, very sad.
He was a how old was he?
He was pretty old, like 88 or something?
Somehow that.
Yeah, you said you had so many iconic roles.
Yeah, 88.
Yeah, I don't think I ever saw him as a main character in anything, but
great supporting actor. He was a memorable. Yeah, I was thinking of him as being from alien.
Well, I was like the two roles that sent him. Yeah, it was alien and Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings. God for.
I've officially lost it.
Well, you're going to get a face out there, otherwise it's ruining the illusion.
But close it to the camera.
No, but no, you're not there.
I can't see.
Yeah, that's all cool.
No, close it.
Close it.
There. That's it. Oh, those are cool. No, close to make there. Yeah.
That's good.
But now you're too far from your mic for discord. You've got to put your face in the mic still.
I'll come back next time. Next box.
I'm ready to come with this band.
Today was tiny hands.
Next we get to be this.
It's it's official.
We we've reached the point where Barbara needs to get fresh air.
She needs to get out.
I'd probably do, honestly.
I don't even know if that's a joke at this point.
You might be suffering from carbon monoxide poisoning.
You don't even realize it.
But that's not going to mask.
How many parts per million is safe for CO2?
Safe? It's quite a bit, I would assume. What is it?
I'm pretty sure, I think because of carbon emissions, the global CO2 has gone up to 300 parts per million if you're outside, or something like that.
300 parts per million if you're outside or something like that. But anything above a thousand is potentially where you start to get a bit loopy and dumb.
Yeah, that's what I see here.
A thousand.
We start complaining of drowsiness and port air.
I love the fact that Gus was just like, well, probably, you think that I was just like,
I would be like, no, God, no, I don't know. But it's just crazy how much, how like, how little CO2 you need to be
trapped with before you just turn into an idiot.
So yeah, a thousand parts per million would be like one part per
thousand or like zero point one percent.
Yeah.
And zero point one percent CO2.
And then yeah, you, uh, you start to get sleepy.
Yeah, I've had it before.
I've been in like very poorly ventilated areas
and I've just gotten real stupid
and then had to leave the room.
And I've never figured out, like I didn't figure out
the time why, but it's, yeah, it's because I,
I was just like recycling the air in there.
Did I ever tell you about the time I almost passed out
from inhaling helium?
What? No. No. You can inhale helium and it makes your voice really squeaky.
I was doing that with some friends of mine. I was a kid. I must have been like
11 or 12 and we were all sitting around at a party doing that. But I wasn't taking any real breaths
between inhaling the helium. That's your only breathing helium. I would inhale the helium,
then like talk and exhale. Then instead of breathing. I would inhale the helium then like talk and exhale
Then instead of breathing I would inhale more helium and keep doing it
And it got to a point where like I was laughing and then like my whole face started getting black
Coming down to a point and I started like falling out of my chair
And then like one of my friends had to grab me by the shoulder and then I guess it like shock
Gonna take a big deep breath and then like the world open back up.
Oh my god.
Imagine, because imagine trying to plead with people
for help, but when you're in that scenario,
you're like, no, I'm serious.
Please, stop, help me.
Like everyone's like, you know, it's this.
Yeah, hilarious, what a great bit.
Yeah.
You almost died.
Well, I'm not sure. Like, you know, this is like that. That's good. You do a good healing voice. Yeah You almost died
That's good you do a good healing voice. Oh, thanks
Until that before but I'll put that on my wrist. Hey, put out your voice acting resume Yeah, there you go. Oh someone in chat. Just reminded me that Ian home is also in the fifth element and oh
He was the it was the priest guy. Yeah, who's really good. That's really yeah, yeah
Hell yeah. So I
want to go two years ago, maybe I guess it should be has been a while. Yeah,
it's a film you got to watch that at least once every five years.
Gavin, how did the desk boys thing start? There's so many comments about it.
I know.
I know. I think the type of the desk boys. Well, everyone in the AH office got really loopy one
evening and Trevor was saying that the oxygen was low. He may have been right. Maybe the
AC went out and like the vents got blocked or something, but everyone was, well, everyone
was just me and Alfredo and Trevor. We started looping. Yeah, I started like blasting hall the notes through this wireless speaker.
Really loud.
And then we were playing catch with it while the music was coming out of it.
I still have.
Formed the Duskboys.
I still have a video from RTX last year where you guys were going to do your Duskboy performance
thing on stage.
That's what it is.
And there was a whole tech issue thing with everything going on with that.
But I was filming you guys,
cause you just got changed.
And Gavin was smashed because people kept feeding him
alcohol and I was trying to take a picture of them.
And Gavin kept like, I know,
he kept like falling over and he would try to like pose
and then he would just like wobble back over and keep falling.
Yeah, instead of having too much carbon dioxide or monoxide in my lungs, I had too much alcohol in my blood.
And it provides the same dusky offense.
I helped you out of your pants that evening.
Thank you, Chad.
You always there for me when I don't expect to see you and you come in from nowhere and safe tonight.
I think that was the last time I got really drunk. Really? Yeah.
That couldn't have been. That was over your now. Well, just almost a year ago.
It was. Yeah, just sent you that anymore.
Two old. Yeah. I'll say, man, like, I realized like there was no food
situation for that. You remember that you remember that like everyone was like
Smacked that's what there was you got the smash there was yeah, there's really no food
We had to get there really in like prep we were like signing posters forever and then it was just like oh everyone's really hungry
But there's just alcohol so the name
I kept drinking and I remember my friends were like run away and I our way and I'm like, listen, I need you to go by like $200 worth of
McDonald's. Oh, God. Yeah. And then we got the man who was that saved my life
that night. I think the best thing ever is when you've been drinking a lot
and then are blessed with McDonald's. For sure. Like when we did Chad,
you remember this when we took over off topic
this most recent time. And I think I forget if you were one of the people who came in with
the McDonald's or if you're already there when it arrived. But that is like top top 10 one of the
best moments of my life. I was there I believe when it arrived. Because I first just like I haven't
hang out because this will be fun. And let me know if you need anything. And then I first just like, I'm gonna hang out because this will be fun and let me know if
you need anything. And then it was just like, then the the the ball that is that insanity just like
and then I'm a part of it. And it's like cool, but you're gonna we need you to pour shots. And
it's like, now we need you to make people not have shots. And I'm like, got it. Take care of them. Yeah.
So it's about time to wrap up. We're just about done here.
I do want to mention one thing real fast before we go.
People want to check out the RRUSHEET YouTube channel right now.
We're going to do a live stream starting in about a minute, right at 6.30.
People are able to watch the first three episodes of Doom Patrol and we have a post show going on called Doom Talkers.
I can say it starts right at the end of this podcast.
So go check out the RRUSHE Choose YouTube channel and you can see it over there except for
three episodes of Doom Patrol and our own post show called Doom Talkers.
So go check it out.
We're going to wrap up so that way you guys can go over there and watch it.
But thanks for watching.
Thanks for being with us and we'll see you guys again next week.
Goodbye.
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