Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus Admits He's Wrong - #503

Episode Date: July 31, 2018

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If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church, twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. You're listening to Rooster Teeth Podcast number 503. If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, visit RoosterTeeth.com. Hello, welcome to the Rooster T this week podcast brought to you by I'm noises adult swim blue apron and quip I'm Gus. Where's the things? I'm Barbara. Hey, I'm Bernie and Gavin will be here shortly. I'm Gus for at that. Oh Gavin will be here shortly, I'm Gus. We're at that. Oh. That's making a face because before the podcast

he made sure to tell me and had me confirm that I heard that there would be no boxes at the top. But the thing is, they're gonna add them in post. It's just not live when the episode goes to wide release. They're gonna be there. Oh, subscribe to first and you don't have to watch the little boxes at the top. So subscribe to listen to you.

You see the fuck up, you see before the final product, you'll get to watch us refine the product before it gets fully released. And you get to see us refine it live. No, I'm just kidding. Live is crazy. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. Anything could happen. We started the Monday in a very weird manner today.

Let me think how your Monday started. Okay, I think I know what you're gonna say. We went to a brewery to watch Rooster Teeth beer get canned. That's what this is, right? And started drinking beer at like 930 in the morning. I'm at least. Which was a really bizarre start to the day. It was awesome.

Yeah, no, it was great. Just a night, 9, there was a, a, a, a, a, a, beer was a little unexpected. Are we allowed to talk about the name? Yeah. It's called Rooster Brew. Big discussion. Very big discussion.

Over what to call this. And actually, Bruce today on Twitter told me one that he was on the list and he's surprised we didn't call that. You wanna know something funny about that? That was not Bruce. It was the user that had his photo as his photo. Oh, it was?

Yeah. Yeah, I got confused had his photo as his photo. Oh, it was. Yeah. Yeah. I got confused too. Like a weird name. I hate people do that when they take the avatar. Yeah. So it's mildly confusing. Yeah.

Okay. So they're going to be available at RTX at the coop. So for free. Bruce is the person who replied to my. I'm trying to plug the beer. Alamo Animal Crossing mean thing that I posted. You want to find out? Let us know.

Why don't you look it up? Hold on. Don't say anything else. Oh, I'm done searching for this. There's actually two cool things on the table. One is this, the Rue's Sheet Brew, which had a, or Rue's Sheet Brew. Excuse me, cheers.

Rue's Sheet Brew, which had a couple of different names. One of the names potentially suggested was Brube, but this was, this was in a whole other discussion, which there was a big debate about this. And I was Ruby, but this was, this leads in a whole other discussion, which there was a big debate about this. And I was actually, I'm on board now, but there was a big internal debate of whether or not we should do this at all. Like whether or not we should put a rooster teeth

on an alcohol product. Was it just because of the association of our brand with alcohol? Because I feel like we're way down that hole already. No, no, yeah, more so was like, do we want to sell alcohol? Like, they were not sell, but like, do we want to like, be associated with an alcoholic product that has our name on it? So you know what I mean?

Because I don't think legally we can sell the stuff. I think it's all promotion. Yeah, it's gonna be free at the coop, which is really cool. Yeah, if you're 21 or older. Yes. But it was, it was a debate. I think a lot of times when something kind of appears because we don't talk about it

Because we want to surprise people like oh, hey look at this. We got these cool cans and they have our logo on it in the 15th anniversary It was it was a long discussion and there were some dissenting opinions about it, you know And we went back and forth. I think at the end of the day and this is how I was convinced it's like we have so much beer on the podcast every single week It's not that big a deal. Yeah, you know, I'm glad that it went forward. And now that I see it in practice, it's awesome. It was, it was really cool to watch that set up at the brewery and watch, you know, as they explained, like, oh, this is where all these tanks are, this is where this is. You know, we had to reconfigure it, rearrange this and then watch like the cans get loaded

and go down the conveyor belt. Yeah. And I was like, as I was watching, I think I told Bernie, he's like, I want to play a video game that's just building and managing a brewery, like moving equipment around and managing, like a production line and watching all the, everything go through.

You love stuff like that. I love stuff like that. What was like gaming and papers, please? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, very monotonous. No, no, no. Sometimes you got fake passports. Yeah.

Hey. I really stirred you up. You know what doesn't smell good? Beer in general. Like old beer smells bad. Like we spill it. Night after a party or the day after a party when you wake up and you have a clean up after a party.

Like sticky floor beer? Yeah, it's all that's a specific smell. But also brewing beer is a smell that unless you've had a roommate or something who brew beer as I did in college. You don't know what that smells like. Basically, it's just that smell of malt, like molten malt. I don't know, molts.

But they were they were they liquefied malt. And then they made it and then it's just it's the brewing process. It's kind of stinky. It's more stinky than beer is itself. Couldn't tell that by watching your Instagram stories that it was stinky in there. No, I didn't. I didn't do that. It was actually in the other room where they do the brewing. This was the canning part.

So this had a lot of the spilled beer on the floor, but that had that smell. But the other place had the smell I associate with brewing beer, which were the big tanks. Like the grain and the hops and all of that stuff. And the molten stuff. The molten, you know how to say. So the name that I suggested was Brewster Tease.

Because to me, that's the more obvious one, but you guys said that sounds more like a coffee. Yeah, or it was a coffee They also sounds like somebody's name Brewster teeth like Brewster's like Brewster's medium. Yeah, Brew's your brew simple. I like it the one that Matt Was pushing for which everyone to hate oh god. No, you know what I guess? Yes cock a doodle brew which is just awful Well, I heard that you're welcome everyone there were other ones I'm saying? Yes. Cockadoodle brew, which is just awful. Well, I heard that. Well, you're welcome, everyone. There were other ones that I had to hear about that hypothetically. There were other ones that heard as well, like cock juice.

Hmm. Which, he leans into the cock bite thing way too much. I keep trying to tell him, like we have an award at the company. Yeah, the cock bite award, cock bite of the year. I hate that. What would you call it if you had it?

Anything else, because we like to put it on their fucking desk, you know what I mean? It's just, I get it. Yeah, but they're putting it on their desk at Rooster Teeth. It's a big deal. Because I think I got a 380 people that work at the company now, almost 400 people. We get award those to 12 people over the course of year, maybe 12 to 15. Yeah, somewhere in there. Yeah, in spy department and then there's some special awards.

Yeah, I've never gotten one. So I'm very on my either. If you guys want to nominate someone this year, yeah. Can you, are you eligible to get one? Why would you? You might not be. Oh, because I'm a manager. Right.

Man nominate me as a manager. Be like, we're all coming together nominate the best manager at the company. I don't think you're eligible. But I've been always make them do it. That'd be good manager. Oh, right. You're you're delegating. Go. You ain't give it to somebody that fired them before you're eligible. Five employees make them do it. That'd be a good manager. Oh, right. You're delegating. Go, you're going to give it to somebody

that fired them before you deliver it. That's how a manager would do it. That's a little pro kid. I'm accepting this award on So and So's behalf. Is there no longer here? Like literally in the five minutes, when you say you're going to give it to them, and then you actually hand them the award

just like in that point in time. But your name is on this already. What? Is it? Do we put their names on it? Do we inscribe them? We inscribe them. Who's got the award from the broadcast department?

Are you guys? Marial got one this year, or this past year. Everyone sounds really happy. Marial got one. That's so unenthusiastic. It was like, Mr. name inscribed on your Cuck-Bite of the Year thing. Is your name on it?

It is? Okay. Well, we had to give it to her then, guys, because it's in Marial. Well, I remember that when Patrick was presenting the award, Marrow's the only girl technically in broadcast. He's not contract or intern. And she was at the time for sure.

And definitely at the time, I think you were the only girl at all, right? Where? In broadcast? I do still full time. Still full time, yeah. Yeah. So when Patrick started talking about who he was giving it to,

he like, I don't know if he was trying to make believe that like no one would guess who it was So he was like, yeah, I'm gonna get this towards someone. She blah blah blah blah and she blah blah blah So it's like obvious that it was marial and she was already crying by the time Yeah I still remember the first time we had Mariel and- Have it here? Yeah.

So, you showed to people? I remember the first time you showed up to the old studio when we were interviewing her as possibly being an intern. I had the most awkward first interaction with Mariel because I'm just an awkward person in general, especially when I meet people for the first time. And so when I met her and I was like, what's your name? She's like, Mariel. And I was like, Mariel.

Like, M-Arial. Like a tasty aerial. Wow. Maryl. And then she was like, yep. Sounds good. And just like walked away and I was like, oh god, she's never gonna talk to you.

How did you like turning and looking at the wall of that sitting there? No, I'm gonna go to sleep now. You could just punish yourself. Like I'll just be over here. Yeah, but it's looking for me But she's still she's gonna be friends with me after that. So it worked out. We have sad cars set up today guys Is that the only thing my my tasty tasty aerial? Oh, look at you holy shit. You ain't got the award. You're looking your Where do I look oh?

Beauty she's great. You're working I don't I don't sit in here anymore. I used to work on the show and now I don't. I just got to listen to it. What's the hat? What's the three hat? Oh, it's Chance the Rapper. Oh, okay. I thought, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, it was a joke for like the first year. I didn't know he was an actual rapper. I'm just really far behind.

That's a very common thing. Like who's the new guy? Who's the new guy? Card rapper, the face guy. Crayons on his face. What's his name? Oh, there's like, to catch me. Post Malone.

Oh, post Malone. Oh, there's a bunch of people. You never heard of Post Malone so terrible. Don't can't tell you one song. Didn't Cardi B tweet that she thought childish Gambino and Donald Glover looked very similar? Yeah, I think so. you one song. Didn't Cardi B tweet that she thought childish Gambino and Donald Glover looked very similar? Yeah, I think so. That's awesome.

I still remember when you started, I feel like you were so timid. I was very shy person. Being here for four years has unleashed my less shy personality but unleashed. I'm still a very, very shy person. It's true. Yeah.

Yeah, I started at 66. I remember. A year long Yeah. Yeah, I started at 636. I remember a lot. A year long time. Brandon, I think brought you down. It was like showing your ass like, hey, this, uh, I guess he was still doing broadcast stuff at the time as well in addition to live action.

I didn't, he managed to, like, all the internships. This is Muriel. This is Muriel. Maybe. How long do you have to go before Muriel got, like, people started to call you Mariel. Well, Meg Turnie still calls me Muriel. I thought, well, I have to go before Muriel got like people started to call you Mariel.

Well, Meg Turnie still calls me Muriel. And that's why I started calling you Muriel because that, this is like there's a clip that people send me all the time when I yelled at the people in the other room and she's not on screen, but I say, Muriel, I got this. Muriel. Uh, and then Barb started calling me Muriel. Muriel? Yeah.

No one calls me Muriel. Well, she called me Bimmy, so I have to give her a name. Bimmy. Bimmy Dunks. Bimmy Dunks and Murl. Murl. Murl. Yeah. No one calls me what? Well, she called me Bimmy, so I have to give her a Bimmy. Bimmy dunks. Bimmy dunks and Murl. Somebody suggested in Twitter, literally, we should call the beer Brewster teeth. 47 minutes. Well, good idea. HD Pickles in chat says that six nine is crayon face. Yeah. Well, there's this guy named Takashi six nine. I think something like that. But he looks like he looks like when you would get your friends drunk and you would write on their faces,

like that's what his face looks like. Yeah, that's the thing. I feel like I'm so out of touch. And I'm very, like, with music in general or with tattoos on your face? With music in general. Like I also just recently found out who Cardi B was and that was through Texas, because he loves her.

Yes. Oh, is this the guy? Is that was through Texas, because he loves her. Yes. Oh, is this the guy? Is that Crayon face? Yeah. No. No, I'm talking about Puss alone. I know Puss one. But that guy also has some interesting one.

We get to catch you, those face always tired. Are those stacks? Funny for about a minute, but then you gotta live with it forever. I don't know, the guys got a very successful music career. I don't have that, so. We got to work neglecting something else, which is. Bye, Meryl. Bye, Meryl. I don't have that. So we in a word neglecting something else, which is I'm a real. Hi, I love you. So the beer was a little bit of a debate. What is not a debate is

these other glasses that are out here, the tiki mugs, the tiki mugs that we have. I, these have been sitting in Ryan's office in basically the e-commerce office for about five fucking months. And I have been wanting to bring them on the podcast entire time. They're Tiki inspired, Rushi Mugs or Rushi Tiki inspired Tiki Mugs, either some of a column A, some of a column B, but they're awesome. So they're, I have the information here about them. They're going to be available first at RTX and then online later. They are each a limited edition though. So they are. Oh wow, this is like. And here that says this is ASMR. I think the coop opens up on Thursday. It's at the sunset room

across from the convention center. Yes. So if you're in town for RTX, you can swing by a little before the event. And I think those will be there. Okay. So the work takes. Bar really quickly. Which one of these is your favorite? Because I have one that's clearly my favorite. I have one that's clearly my favorite.

And Gus, we said what his was. And I was like, no, that's not the best one. I mean, the one you're holding looks the most like a classic Tiki mug. Yeah. The rooster and the teeth. Yeah. The rooster and the teeth. That one. I mean, this one's pretty cool too.

That's my favorite. That's the one, Bernie Peck. It's the white and black achievement. No, this red and white rooster is the best. Y'all are wrong. Yeah. Okay, that's fair play. That one's the most rooster teeth.

That one you can see, yeah, you can see the design the most. This one you have to be like, oh, I get it. There's a rooster there and there's some teeth. I think I like that because it's subtle though This is a little more subtle. Yeah, a little more so for a tee tee Suttles you can I'm at by the way, I'm taking these just telling everybody right now. I'm taking yeah the box is right over there You can just box them up and I'm taking all these at the end of the end of tonight We're gonna shoot with them pictures pictures

Who are they gonna shoot with them? Pictures? Pictures? Is it pictures of these? Who's after the podcast? Look, we're shooting 60 pictures of second of them right now. Wait, here's your picture. Can we drink out of them now? Yeah, yeah, they walk.

Hey. Hey, Gabby. Have you seen the Tiki Mugs? Do we make that? Yeah, these are, these have been sitting in Ryan Quinn's office for like six months now, I feel like. And every time I've been in there, I've been asking if I can take one or take them to the podcast.

You know what you did do? And I don't know if I'm gonna talk about this. I took a mug. You took a mug. Yeah, I took a prototype mug. It was the only mug we had. We hadn't shot any photos of it. It's the only one we had available at all.

And you sent it to Hannah Hart. I did, I did. Which is a nice gesture, but you can't win. Which mug was it? The I only drink it work mug. Which is not on sale yet. We don't know when it's gonna be in the store, but we haven't done any photography or art.

Well check out Hannah's Instagram story because it's on there right now. That's a really funny way of marketing. It's just sending one of a kind of prototypes to random people in the city. In the marketing office, they were panicking today because they're like, hey, did you see?

Handhardt's story with that mug. How did she get that? Oh, Bernie sent it here. Bernie took the mug we had. Was that the one he sent to her? Yeah. Yeah. I take the prototype. Actually, I wouldn't got there was another shipment I think and there was two in that and I took those two as well. So this mug's never to come out because we can't take photos of it. I am taking these glasses though. I want to be serious about that so he understands. They'll be fine. They have a bunch more. Don't watch podcasts. The first

drunk gamers merchandise we ever made was also a coffee mug that said covert alcohol container on it. That is correct. I still have one of those. I have one of those too. I have two things. Then we got the weird thing, which when you say the first piece, literally the only piece of merchandise,

and we never sold it. No, we sold it. What are you saying? We never sold any. They were available for us. Gaze them away to people. Yeah, after we shut down, we still had a bunch. Okay, but the other piece of like the other chachki

that I associate with drunk gamers was someone from the DG community made us space invaders keychains. Yeah, and I still have those to this day. You know, it's funny. I have one that I use on my keys, like you said, still to this day. You know, it's funny. I have one that I use on my keys like you said still to this day. So it's like been worn down over the years. I found another one in my house that's like, who's still new in the plastic little baggy that they gave me. I gave that to you. Didn't I give that to you? I had it. I found it and I gave it to you as a gift. Okay, well I found it

again. Yeah, okay. It was lost and it's been re-found. I was like, look at this. I got a brand new one. Here's a gift for you. Have dear. Well, thank you. Well that proves I kept it I still have it. That's good. It's in a place of honor and you get honored. I forgot about it Yeah, and you got to you got to receive it twice. Yeah, that's kind of nice One from you and one from the universe. All right. I'm I'm taking the brand one. Let me let me read this here When I'm mind everyone this episode of RESTYF Podcast is brought to you by hymns hymns is a one-stop shop for hair loss skin care and sexual wellness for men I'm going to read this here. When I'm mind everyone, this episode of RESTYF Podcast is brought to you by HIMS. HIMS is a one-stop shop for hair loss, skin care, and sexual wellness for men.

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De reserva tu próximo viaje... ¡Ya! Bláblacá, bláblacá! Yo soy Gavin, peque una de estos rústres, brúbios. Y me va a abrir el importe y me va a poder hacerla, así que se puede ver. Y yo nunca he visto a alguien más confundido en todo su vida. ¿Cómo se quedó eso? ¿No? ¿No? ¿Sí? I kept pointing to it so we could look at it. And I've never seen someone more confused in all his life. Yeah, how did we get that all of that?

Well, you know what this? No. Yeah. Clearly doesn't follow a seven Instagram. Apparently not. We went to the burger. We went to a brewery this morning. We made this.

So this is Bernie and I. We went in, we broke in, and we started the machines. By Austin BeerWorks, Austin BeerWorks previously made an appearance on this podcast with one of their fine products when we got a 99 pack of beer. Yes, so that was 99 pack our hundred pack. It was a 99 pack. Yeah, it's because if it was a hundred one would stick out right okay. I guess you get our four rows of 25, but they went for three of 33 rookie mistake. Why would you? But it was funny. We were when we were up there. They were talking about the 99 pack today and they said they intentionally

Designed that packaging to be dumb. They're like we want to make the dumbest gimmicky most promotional product possible So they said the first the designer came back with like a cube and they're like no This is too easy. You can actually pick this up and carry this so then they said no They settled on this design and the designer still tried to put like handholds on it So you could pick it up and they were like, no, the handles have to be in inconvenient places. Because they wanted you to go with friends to pick it up. Right. It's like, so you have to have two people or it's like super unwieldy and awkward if it's one person. Get them put on your shoulder. Basically that's like, hug it like a tree.

I would push out four cans and then put it over my head and wear it like, armor. What do you mean like a big tall thing? Like put it down straight? Or from the center and bend it. Do you all remember how fucking heavy that thing was? Yeah, I mean, I can't do it. 99 beers, I think it was a beast. I can remember carrying a 24 pack.

You know, four of those and then three more beers. That was three really put it over the edge. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's really heavy. But yeah, they're the it's a it's cool. I feel like I remember seeing them make beer. I feel like they started not that long goes seven or eight years ago and I felt like I see a can every now and then I don't know. I feel like it's everywhere in Austin. It's in every bar in Austin. Yeah, they've definitely taken off. I like them. Yeah, so it's good to it's good to work with them for this Is it like a big bucket list thing for you to have your own beer? I don't know about bucket list I it was something I always thought would be cool if it happened and we were able to do it

Oh, also like I didn't realize until right now. It's got that same mural Like the red mural. That's painted out in the rtla studio. Yeah We've probably got signs on the outside of stage five. They're pretty. Oh yeah, it looks really nice coming in here. I'll be the door. Yeah. We said like that old faded yellow door,

you're sure you've seen it in the art. Who's going around making this place look good? That's John Mace. Oh. And his team. And his team. Yeah, the whole facility. It's like that John Mace is an idea.

It's not a person. That's true. Oh look at that. Yeah, everything all at once. Except for the Tiki Bugs fail. Yeah. look at that. Yeah, it's an official. Oh, everything all at once, except for the Tiki bugs fail. Yeah. You fuck it up. Fuck it up.

Although I do like how they have a list on the side of the departments that are in this building. Yes. I mean, that's gonna change in like a day. Well, I think they're interchangeable. The skillshoosh. Oh, that's true. I could just take them out.

I didn't know they were paint on. Information technology. They're not painted. I guarantee it. Okay, good. So, we're actually working on that potentially because we're in stage five, stage two, but 50% of stage four, and it looks like

we might be taking over stage three for a little bit too, for some production stuff. Nice. And we use stage seven a lot. That's the armory. Yeah, that one is, that's what we're talking about. It's a misnomer to call it a stage. Is that in the blood fest trailer?

Where did I just see it? It's probably, I mean, we have so much stuff from blood fest. It's in the murder room in trail. That's what I was just thinking. Every time I see a hallway from that building, I instantly recognize it. It's a hallway that Adam Ellis runs down, right?

In blood fest, that's in the trailer? In the trailer, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it could flee a hospital, a school, a military base. It's like, it's very interchangeable, I guess, for military base. It's like, it's very, what, interchangeable, I guess, for different locations. It's very generic. Generic.

And shitty and rundown. It's very shitty and very random. It's very, very poor stuff too, because it's actually haunted, I think, and creepy. I can't even believe Blaine was even considering drinking that liquid that was in here. I would not have let him do it. It's directing.

It's like, you drink that on your off time. I feel like one of the most dangerous things on the planet is liquid. It's where all the bad stuff comes from. Yeah, I guess you that. Yeah. Like, if you saw even like a piece of meat just sitting on a table, you'd be like,

all right, but just like a random liquid. Yeah. Yeah, I get you. Like the idea that you have two doors, two glass doors. One, there's just a jar of some mystery liquid and the other one, there's like a lion and you're like, Millie, I mean, Millie dollars butt mystery liquid. I mean, yeah, everything bad comes from unless it's like a lump of plutonium or something.

To me, that was my big, the grossest million dollars butt of anything we've done so far, just the concept of it, which was a million dollars before the rest of your life when you see an unfinished drink, you just have to pick it up and finish it. Oh, yeah, it has cigarette butts. Oh, just spit bucket at a wine tasting place. Yeah, everything's terrible. I hated licking the coins. Even though they were clean, it just felt wrong to suck on milk.

What about the eating the birthday cake one? That was right. Okay. Oh, JJ Browning on Twitter just posted the screenshot from it's, I guess it's still up in our Instagram story right now. So if you want to see that link, but he just posted the picture on Twitter as well. His name is Atner Tron JJ. That's an unfortunate.

Do you have time to stay around at work and watch Instagram stories? Like I haven't seen on Instagram story. No, what? No, you didn't see our Instagram story? Yeah, you didn't have a lunch at some point or just like in a car? You don't drive. What are you doing when you're not driving?

I wasn't in a car today. Okay. How often do you go on Instagram? Oh, maybe like once today. And even there it is. Yeah, I sent it to her. Sorry. The other side has a nice,

Rishmi's logo on it, but she's not showing that. I'll never see it. That'll The other side has a nice Ruchite logo on it, but you're not showing that. I'll never see it. That'll be the only product shot of that mug. I mean, like if they can't make it now because they'll just upload that particular image on the short pile. I like the idea of them having to stop from scratch. We redesigned it in Photoshop. We just recently met with some old friends and big inspirations for Ruchite. We met with the Homestar Runner guys, Matt and Mike Chapman, who, if you're not aware,

have been running a Kickstarter for their new Trog Door board game, you should go check it out and support it. You know that? Yeah, they have a Trog Door board game. Trog Door was like my favorite thing from, it's got little mini-sure pieces too, little Trog Door, you can have one in your home.

Because they have one BVR. He does, and he has consummate views. We would be Trog Door without it. Yeah, and actually has consummated. He's front door without it. Yeah. And actually, we actually have. 15 days to go, $857,000 raised. Come on, a million. Come on, home start runner.

Hey, listen, home start runner is one of those things that go to VidCon. If you talk to anybody from the original generation of like YouTube content creators, or all of them influenced by home start runner, including us, not that we're YouTube content creator. But, That's real of Kataja.

Home Star Runner, probably one of the most influential things to ever be on the internet, but they were talking about how, at the height of the popularity for Home Star, when a Chinese company wanted to make plushies based on all the characters, which would have been a great idea.

Yeah. They made one for the character, Bubs. And they just made it and sent it to them. And Bubs has one little eye and one big eye. But because it's 2D flash cartoons, they couldn't really figure out what they were looking at. So they extrapolated that into 3D. And they thought the little eye was a horn.

And they gave them this big little horn. Oh my god. And these jagged teeth. And then they, Bubs looked like horrific. and they thought the little I was a horn and they gave him this big, full horn and this jagged teeth. And it made bubs look like horrific. Should've put a lot of that. They should've sold that. Yeah, that should be like a limited edition collectors item or something like that.

They sold a cheat plushie. Yeah. And they kicked the cheat. I got one. Well, my brother got one. Yeah, we had one around this. I haven't offered forever. Yeah, yeah.

What was your favorite series from Humsar Runner? It was probably just strong, bad emails. I like that. We had one around this. I haven't been off forever. Yeah. Yeah. What was your favorite series from Homestead Runner? It was probably just strong Betty emails. I like that. I like teen girls. I was gonna say, I was surprised you preferred a jogdore to teen girl squad. Yeah. Well, I mean, that was, I guess they both spurred off

of a strong Betty emails. Mm-hmm. No, yeah, totally classic. It's funny to think that, the internet's just so different. I know it's like something we say all the time, but you'd have to go to their website to watch a flash cartoon.

And they would have to load. Well, we were envious because remember, they could, for flash cartoons, you could watch them in the web browser. And for us, because we had videos, you had to download a file. And we had like eight different versions of every episode. You didn't have a flash version of the episode.

No, the flash didn't make video. You didn't truly we did, but that was season. No, flash videos were made YouTube possible. Yeah, like season three, season four. You obviously four. I remember seeing, my first flash video was on the Rooster website, was the first one I ever watched. It was very surprising to see the whole video.

I just thought it was a thumbnail. I was like, oh wait, surprising to see the whole video. I just thought it was a thumbnail. I was like, oh wait, this is the video. So, I've to download it on a web page. What? Yeah. We were so happy about that. You were especially happy about that. Well, for two reasons.

One, because we would, you know, work on reverse blue Thursday night all the way into Friday morning. Like sometimes like one or two in the morning. Sometimes into Sunday morning. Yeah, and then people are like, oh my gosh, we're done. It's like, we're out of here. And then I knew I was gonna sit there and watch progress bars for another four fucking hours.

If you could take the data from those videos, like stand to death and tiny. I know. Your progress bars would be done in seconds. No, that wouldn't be, yeah. It would be like a live on. You could render it on your phone now. And the upload too, because I was uploading,

maybe I was uploading the cable motor by then. Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like 56k or anything. And we have everyone who works here. Thank you for not giving up on that and for sticking with it, even though you hated it. I didn't hate it.

I loved it. I have a question. Thanks for the job. Why not start earlier in the week? Because we had a day job, dude. This is like season one, season two. Oh, I mean, but like even when you had the office it was still like Thursday night

I think it's that thing where we just kept working on it until like the last possible minute getting that head on red versus blue Was always one of those things we were gonna is it was gonna happen. It happened season eight That's when it finally happened actually it happened Gavin you're a big part of it when we finally got a break and That's when it finally happened. Actually, it happened Gavin, you're a big part of it. When we finally got a break and you directed season seven, I had to come in and like help at the end because you had to leave because of the immigration stuff. But yeah, that break really helped.

And then I could actually write a full script. I don't think we had a full script of the entire season until season nine. Nah, six we came pretty close, but nine definitely had like, I handed the script over to everybody and then we had a full script. Every other week I was like,

it's week to week, kind of reacting to what the audience liked. You know, I was like, oh, they liked this story? Cause I feel like I should be doing the same in getting ahead on. Bup! Pardon me, slow my guys, is that I've already shot the rest of 2018, they're all done, and you would think

that I would sit down and just edit all of them, and I just can't. I can't see. I can't, like when I'm done with one, I'm like, oh, I've gotta upload this now, and then I'll just take the break. Why don't you just take a Sunday and be like, I'll do three today.

Because that sounds miserable, it takes so long. But then you'll take longer than a day. Future Gavin would be so thankful for that. He would love me, but I don't think I can't that much about future Gavin. Future Gavin should invent a fucking time machine and come back and do it himself if he used to be so happy about it.

Yeah, yeah, he should figure that out. I think what happens if you edited all of them and then scheduled them for upload, you wouldn't even have to think about your channel for. Do you trust schedule uploads? I've never done it. I wouldn't. I've never done it.

How is it possible? 2018, we don't have scheduled text messaging yet. Like, there's been times. Why do you want a scheduled text message? I can't think of a single thing that I would need that for. Oh my gosh, I don't want to text someone after midnight. I would use that all the time when someone texts me and they're in England and then I finish work

and want to text them back. It's another jam. One AM and it's like, Yeah, but you can text them. I mean, their phones do not disturb. If they're phone, I don't want to disturb. That's their fault.

I don't want to risk that. I don't either. What's the cutoff? What's your cutoff for texts at night? 10 PM. Yeah. That I won't text someone, I don't want someone texting me. Either way.

To me, I feel that if I text someone after 9 or 10 PM, I feel bad. So do I. I would apologize, but I'm cool getting a text up until midnight. Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah. Honestly, anytime of getting a text like up until midnight. Yeah, I'm cool. Yeah. If I'm going to- Honestly, any time of night, if it's like important enough, I don't know. Yeah.

I don't mind. If I'm asleep, I'll put my phone and do not disturb. So it's not going to bother me. Exactly. I have a trainer and he gets up at I think four or four thirty every day because he starts with clients at like five. Yep. And every now and then he'll text me if he has like a availability or if I asked him a

question, he'll text me back. But like when he wakes up, asked him a question. He'll text me back, but like when he wakes up, so I'll wake up to a text that came in at like five or five, 30 in the morning. And I'm like, why does he even bother sending? I can't respond for another three hours. Chat, by the way, is gleefully letting us know that Android has schedule text messages. Oh, is that true?

Mm-hmm. Time to switch. So sorry, I would call a particular person out, but it's just everyone in chat is saying Android. Okay, well message received. Literally. I've got the best feature, best new feature for Xbox or all the consoles, right? When an episode of something finishes on Netflix or Hulu, especially it's like an hour or 40

minutes, it sends a signal to turn on your controller. Oh, that'd be nice. Right when the credits roll. That's a good idea. So you can skip. I don't wanna, it will also play the next episode. And if I'm done, I don't want it to like, yeah, I don't want it to do that.

But then I've got to be like, ah, wait, for my controller to be on. Bloop. Yep. That technology does not exist. No. Because if you turn on your console, it doesn't turn on your controller.

No, I just, I wish you could do that. You can't wake the controller. I if you turn on your console, it doesn't turn on your controller. No, I just wish you could do that. You can't wake the controller. I thought you said you do have that. I didn't realize it was an idea. It's gotta be a way to do that. You're like, little, hey, what's up? Yeah, like a low power Bluetooth thing. Yeah, I mean, you can turn it on if it's connected via a via,

so maybe it was a dongle that... Android does that. You can't even finish a Netflix a Netflix video wakes up your Xbox controller for you so wait does it not do on PS on the PlayStation? It's not do PlayStation's Bluetooth right I know it's Bluetooth for the remote yeah yeah you still go to the same thing you still have Xbox has a shitty proprietary whatever it is that makes it hard to like have a decent wireless third party controller. Well, I feel like it takes longer for my Xbox controller to link up to my Xbox,

they're from my PlayStation controller to link up to the PlayStation. Like the Xbox, I hit the the center button, it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the first few seconds that the control is like, oh my god, what do you want? But the PlayStation, you hit it and it's like within like a second, it's like boom done. Beep. Yeah. PS4's kind of killing it, the generation just in general. Yeah. Made it cross board, Spider-Man's about to come out.

I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I put that in the video. It was awesome. Super excited about it. No man's guys, even good now. What the fuck? How is that possible?

You put that in the next box now. Oh, Katie? It came actually good. I listened. No, but my family likes it Actually likes it. You like funny in the original romance guy flying around for like a day or two But then I just felt aimless and I was like this isn't so makes it good now all of a sudden I don't know I don't know what it was like before I never played the first time you were so excited about it though

I was fairly excited about it But I remember it was a weird phenomenon where everyone was going, ape shit about this trailer and I looked at it and I thought, that doesn't look very good. And then it came out everyone was like, this sucks and I was like, well yeah, the trailer looks shit. Well, people got really hyped up in the endless possibilities, which if a new independent developer is making a game and they're talking about all this stuff, we should all know by now. Don't get super excited about that. Don't I mean, even like rare with CFD's everybody's like, you have a ship and you can be able to go here and you own your ship

And it'll be amazing adventures. And then it's like, let's dig up our 50th fucking chess like in the last two hours a game like Skyrim, right? Big old map shit loads of places to go. It's game but I matched it to like get this you can now go to 900,000 sees I'd be like I don't want to go yeah that's not a selling point why was everyone get hung up on this huge selling point of like it was supposed to be like a shared universe right and like what are the on that you that you're running to someone right? It's like the oasis. Yes, but every planet was shitty.

I totally like, it's like, cool stuff on it. In the oasis, like a selling point, because it seems like you could play that game indefinitely. And so it just seems like a very expansive universe that you'll never, I guess, run out of. Yeah, it just was a frustrating game. I never felt like I was getting more powerful in any way. I was like, my ship can hold a bit more. I can mine a rock a little faster. I have a question about a game.

So what? So I brought my switch on the airplane when I went to Raleigh this weekend. And I played Stardew Valley. What do you... Huge fan. What do you do in that game? I just spent like two hours just like chop and rocks up.

You do everything in that game. That game is amazing. You can do you can plant stuff, you can farm stuff, you can go in the mines, you can find gems and shit. Am I doing that right where you literally just spend days just chopping shit like in your little area then you go to sleep and then it's like, you arrive on the farm and it's a big old shithole.

Tidy up. Do you just spend like days tidying in that? Yeah, days, but until you run out of energy and then just stop planting shit and farming. Barb, can I make a recommendation on where to start? Yeah, please. Don't. Just don't.

Because that game is just, it's exactly what they said. You just hit and rocks in the mine or watering the same fucking plant. I mean, it's exactly what they said. You just hit and rocks in the mine or watering the same fucking plant. It's time really well. You also, it does. You played Minecraft. You played Minecraft though.

What? You played Minecraft? I did. I did. It's like a more robust farming pot of Minecraft. I have some of the follow up questions. So I played for a while. And my inventory got full very quick. So I put it in a little box.

This next to your house. Yeah. How do you get this stuff back from the wall? No, that's the, next to your house. Yeah. Oh, how do you get this back? No, that's the you're selling it. Yeah Yeah, it's a guy comes at night and takes it all and sells it You should have got to report in the morning telling you all your stuff was so The right of the house and bill your own box. That's the cell That's the cell box the man comes by

Well shit, cuz I got some really cool shit and I put in that box thinking oh just store it here for safe keeping I got I got but you got some gold. What did you sell? I got some really cool shit and I put in that box thinking oh just stored here for safe keeping I got I got some gold. What did you sell? I got some like cool gemstones Trevor that's the point of the videos to sell him She sold Trevor he's gone so does the switch have multiplayer Because PC is multiplayer By the way that would be wicked in real life. Multiplayer switching. No, it'll look at eBay box.

Bung stuff in it and it gets sold. You just get left with money. That would be class. It's just an option to your fucking refrigerated box. It, that's also an amazing idea. That's called delivery. Those businesses actually existed. They were in retail locations.

You would take an item in and they would sell it on eBay. Well, there's a running joke, and on running joke, there's a joke in the movie, 40-year-old Virgin of the woman that works at a store called the seller's stuff on eBay. I was gonna say bridesmaids, but it was, yeah, it was 40-year-old Virgin. There was a very big...

All of those businesses failed. There was a very brief window in time where that was a business, and those places existed. No, I think it's so great, if everyone had these boxes, and then there was like a global inventory of all the stuff and you go in there, it's like this cheap shit. And they say, oh, go to this address, get that out of the box, leave this money.

It's called the internet. No. No, that's great. Those stores defeated the purpose. It's like you create these decentralized systems so anybody can sell anything, but then these people are trying to put themselves in between in the process like, no, no, no, you give us the stuff and then we'll take care of it. You don't just give it to a goodwill and get a tax break.

No, I feel like this is a good way to avoid all the people. But sell your stuff. You just put stuff in your box and you list it. What are you selling? Like an old laptop or something? No, you would never in a million years sell an old laptop. I pull the hard drive off.

Out. Yeah, but the actual, the rest of it. I can sell for like, I can old MacBook, you could get like a few hundred for it. Yeah, no, you could can stuff like, I can, oh, Matt book, you could get like a few hundred for it. Yeah, no, you could. Mac books hold their value fairly well, especially when the new ones come out and they're shitty. I saw the fucking dumbest headline ever today. It

was on, I think it was on Mashable and the headline was like, what's the dumbest headline ever? Go, Gavin. And it's related to some of the something you were just talking about. Woman's womb falls out in supermarkets. That was not related at all to anything you talked about. Uh. Macbook found in Woman's vagina. We were talking about Macbooks. Mine would be Man Eat's own neck.

Yeah, I think that was that one. It was. Man becomes sticky. It was something along the lines of don't forget to wipe your iPhone before reselling it. Otherwise, you could become the victim of identity theft. Who does? Well, yeah, no shit. Like, you really, someone you're hiking.

Did you really write a fucking 500-word article about this? I guarantee you, there's a lot of people in this world to sell their iPhone and don't think about cleaning it. Yeah, and they had like a horror story from someone who sold their iPhone. They found all my pictures on it, and they were emails, and I guess like the person who bought their iPhone sent them a friend request

on Facebook from their other account and then accepted it via the person's iPhone. That was the connection to you guys. That was still logged into their Facebook. Honestly, when you first started talking, I thought you meant physically wipe it with a cloth. Oh yeah, well, yeah, that too. Cause the fingerprint, that's the identity. Jesse, well, yeah, that too. Because the finger print. Lift the finger print off.

Just see what happens to you and guard you as a galaxy world. Yeah, galaxy. Yeah, the entire cast, primary cast. There was one person I'm recognizing there, Palm somebody. Oh, she, she plays the alien with the little pink demon. Gotcha. Okay, didn't know her name.

They all did a set of letters in support of James Gunn and they want him back on the make sense. It's already deep into writing it on the franchise. Yeah It's because those tweets he made 10 years ago, right? Yeah, because yeah, the jokes he made on Twitter 10 years ago that that was that entire time through the first two He's he's he's even brought it up in the past. Oh, it's been brought up to him Yeah, and he's he's made statements and apologized for it years ago. I mean, I have a deleted Nice, so he stood by the post version of himself. It exists.

It exists, right? People know about it. When you delete it, then it starts to look maybe like you're hiding it or covering it up. Yeah. Yeah. And people seem less keen to joke about certain subjects. Like some subjects, I would say so.

Well, that just becoming more and more off limits. Even, you know, five years ago, let alone 10. Yeah. How much season one of Red versus Blue? And there were some words we use in season one of reverse blue. I wouldn't use today. Our word. Yeah. We use that today. So, such after our time that you spent the special Olympics, you know, I just yeah, wouldn't you wouldn't use it again today. But you wouldn't go back. You wouldn't delete the episode. No, I wouldn't do that from that time. I wouldn't do that.

But this certainly point time. I don't know what it could be where someone could say, hey, look at these episodes of this thing you made 15, 20 years ago. You should never career anymore. I'm be like, oh yeah, this guy, what is he doing? Get him out of here. Good, that's essentially what happened. I mean, wasn't he working films for trauma James gone back then? I mean, that sounds somewhat familiar. Yeah, so yeah, he needed to be in that mindset.

Yeah, exactly, exactly all the time. Because that's a different audience. Yeah, but it's, to me, the part that bugs me the most about it, in this particular case, is that Disney fired him because he did something in the past that doesn't hold up to their standards today. But if that's the case for Disney, they shouldn't market about a quarter of their films before 1990, maybe even some... Oh, right. Yeah. There's some horribly racist things. they shouldn't market about a quarter of their films before 1990. Maybe even some, I have to turn it down.

Oh, right, yeah. There's some horribly racist things. Fantasia's a great example. Fantasia has some. They recut Fantasia severely from the original version. But why do they get to recut it and keep selling it? If, you know, because that's an old thing that they did so they shouldn't be able to sell that movie

and market that movie. Have you ever seen those videos like the original version of Fantasia? Oh yeah. Just look up a racist Fantasia. I don't know, I think. I would not seen those videos, like the original version of Fantasia. Just look at a racist Fantasia. I would not, we're not gonna play those videos on their podcast. So they edit out the boner that the priest has and the little mermaid or is that still in there?

I think that got edited. Okay, because in it, like, I first was like, ah, maybe it's just like in the animation and see like a little bump or whatever. No, he has a full on heart on in that movie. Full on? Full on. It's just like flopping around in there. Is it full on or is it flopping?

It's flawed non. Oh, stuff. Yeah, half mass people make joke. Full mass. They make different jokes. I assume based on how big they are, how well known they are. If he had way less followers and was way less well known,

you're going to throw out some more offensive stuff. I assume. Yeah, I think you, I think you, I think you, I think, Pat Noswald had, he, I think he wrote something recently kind of on that topic about how when he was younger and like just starting as a comic that, you know, he acknowledges that he made jokes for shock value just to try to get people to pay attention to him. He's like, he's like, I apologize for them. I made them at the time. He's like, he's like, I apologize for them. I made them at the time, he said, those are things

I don't believe anymore. And I was a different person. I was trying to shock people and get a rise out of people and try to get attention that way I could become more well-known. And if you're really offended by that content, isn't the best possible thing that can happen that that person stops doing that content? Right, yeah, that's a good point.

Like, to be like, oh, I shouldn't do that anymore, I've changed. I'm not gonna do that anymore. And then to still fire him is a very interesting decision. After things 10 years ago. He already said that he was like, that's not him anymore. Right. It's crazy. But I don't think anyone would read those tweets and not know that he's joking.

They just, they are bad jokes, they're not that funny. But they're just very jox. They just, they are bad jokes, they're not that funny. But they're very clearly jokes. They don't seem like they're serious in any way whatsoever. I haven't read all of them, but I read enough of them to where I felt like, yeah, these are just a bunch of jokes. And the thing that I always come back to is, comedy always gets attacked for like,

oh, you can't joke about this, can't joke about that. But to me, comedy has always felt like it makes light a very dark subject. Like there's nothing funny about the inherently good things in our lives. Like a guy with a great wife who lives in a big house and has a wonderful family, there's nothing funny about that. You could relate to the negativity

and the struggles that people have. Yeah, you just can't make fun of it. You can't, there's nothing because it's already great to begin with. It's like you have to talk about like, you know, things like people who are depressed or like sign felt as a whole thing about neuroses or problems that people create with a misunderstanding.

You know what I mean? It's all from conflict or from something dark. Yeah, that's what you turn around. That's what makes it comedy to begin with. That's what stuff going wrong or like not as it would hope to have gone like tragedy and all that stuff. Yeah, it's only when people discuss

or make jokes about your thing, then it upsets people. But they'll laugh at all the other jokes, you know? And on the flip side, it wasn't Trump's response to bragging about grabbing a woman by the pussy that it was just a joke, just like locker room talk. Locker room talk. And then then he was elected president.

Mm-hmm. We talked about this last week in the podcast. When you guys were all away, we talked about how that, I've never, like the conversations I have with my friends, my guy friends are not, like we don't sit around talking like that. I don't know about that, yeah.

Yeah, or like, oh, it's with the schoolers. Oh, yeah, no, I'm not. But however, women, when they all get together, it's like if my, you know, fiance goes out to brunch with their friends, I know they know everything about me in bed, but at the end of that, I just accept that's the case. So, but the guys as far as I know,

I literally, I've known Gus and Gavin for over a decade, two decades for you. I, the amount of our sexual conversations that we had, or just, I don't even know if you've ever had one. I don't think that's ever happened. I know I don't think so either. But I don't feel like podcast about. I still feel like if I was to say to you,

I just sexually, I just grabbed some stranger by Havagina. You wouldn't be like, ehh! You'd be like, what the fuck do you do? You'd be like, you're gonna go to jail. Yeah. As you should.

There was a, on last week, tonight, last night, when a fan of anybody else watches that show, they talked about sexual harassment in the workplace, and about how it's like this ongoing thing that we've talked about for decades, about how we're gonna end it, and how we're gonna stop it. And they talk about like this argument that people make,

or that man make, like, oh, well, then we're not gonna, I'm scared to hire women at this point, or I don't want to be alone with a woman It's like I've worked in offices alone with I worked in an office with you alone before it's like that's something I've never thought about it. Something that's never crossed my mind It's like it's really not hard to a keep your hands to yourself and be don't make comments about someone's body or sex life If that's a line you're worried about crossing in your mind, like the problems with you do. Yeah. You get that way about what Henry Cavill said.

I don't know what he said. What did he say? You didn't interview with GQ, I believe. And he was saying that he is at a point in his life paraphrasing here, probably getting some stuff wrong. He said, a point in his life, and where society is today that he won't date any women that he doesn't know already. He'll only date either women he's dated previously, X's, or people he knows very personally.

He would never, at this point in his life, ever try to establish a relationship with a new one. Just because he doesn't want allegations of any sort. Or like a misunderstanding. Mm-hmm. Date your X's. That sounds like a great strategy. And then of course, the tweet storm that hit him after he made those comments where,

what's the matter? You can't tell the difference between you know being creepy and Going out with somebody you must be a rapist This was like here he is getting all that horrible feedback that he was worried about getting Which is why he was making a comment of why he wouldn't date someone he doesn't know He's good looking did you see the any mission impossible movie did I haven't seen it. I really want to see it. I heard that the mustache is completely unnecessary to the movie So they could have shaved shaved the mustache. Wait, it wasn't that they've wanted it for his character I assume I see because they don't really start shooting. Yeah, they probably they were already yeah

They just didn't want it to about it. No better though. He should have had a scene with him shaving one day Exactly, although he has the ability to grow a bit in one second. It's a lot easier if you do reshoots in mission impossible to do, you know, your scenes like this. Hey Ethan, get over here. You sound a bit dizzy. I didn't think the mustache stuff in Justice League was that distracting.

I didn't think so either, but I think people make a big deal about it. Yeah, it was fine. It was fine. They call it. If you look at it in a still, like there's a couple of stills that circulate. Yeah, it looks bad in those stills. If you watch it in motion throughout the film, it's fine. It was fine. If you look at it in a still, like there's a couple of stills that circulate, yeah, it looks bad in those stills.

If you watch it in motion throughout the film, it's fine. It's fine, they did a fine job. I think if people didn't know about it, they might not even have noticed. Right, yeah. Is it better at worse than the fake baby in American sniper? I never saw a movie. Is that the movie?

That's the movie that's the American thing? You're right, the Bradley Cooper movie? Yeah. Where she's like cuddling a baby that's clearly a doll. A doll. And she's like moving its head a baby that's clearly a doll. I just like moving its head. Mission impossible was crazy. So funny. It's not been long enough to talk about it, but Tom Cruise is a machine.

Did you see, I think, Rotten Tomatoes did a study where they tried to figure out if the more Tom Cruise runs in a film, if it's better, and they determine that like if he runs more than a certain distance, it's better for the film in the box office and in the critic's score. I was still going to find it. I was still going to find it. I was still going to find it.

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I was doing a lot of rooftops in that one, wouldn't he? 3,200 feet. Yeah. So two thirds of a mile ish. Yeah. Three fifths of a mile. Damn. And yeah, if he runs, yeah, if he runs over...

It's like two laps on track sprinting. If he runs over a thousand and one feet, the film he's done in the past, the average international box office is $538 million, and on average it's 71% of Rotten Tomatoes. If he doesn't run, average international box office $153 million, average Rotten Tomatoes, 63.5%.

I imagine it's the same, you could say the same for Matt Damon, like if the government spends a certain amount of money to try and find him in the movie, it's a better movie. You are, you are reminding me of something that I forgot to talk about. Did I talk about some podcasts last week that I dreamed about Liam Neeson? Hey, here's my dream about Liam Neeson. I dreamed about the new Taken. I, in my bed in the dream it was taken for, I don't know what Taken were on at this point in time.

Is there another Taken coming out? I don't know. I don't think so. No, I was just, I don't know, something came up and I was, I've seen three. And I was watching Taken four and it was coming out. And I was watching the movie, it was out. I was talking to these movies.

Right, so it's always daughter. I don't know, I've only seen the first one, but I assume it's a daughter gets taken every time. So this one was, he was searching for his daughter, and I remember very specifically, there was a scene in which he's in the snow and he's following tire tracks and then they're just gone. They're like the tire tracks just end.

The tracks were taken? They're in, they end. Like it's a hover car. Missing at that point. So in my brain, you know, dream brain where it just goes, connect things like, oh, these two things make sense together. But later on, you're like, how the fuck did that do?

Why was I in the locker room and then I was in a hot air balloon? But, but as soon as I saw that the train tracks disappeared, I was like, his daughter was abducted by aliens. So then Liam Neeson had to go into space and get his daughter back from aliens. Now I wanna see that movie. That was be better than taking three. Honestly.

That's like the new Indiana Jones. Where else can they go? They got him, he's gotta go, and she gets abducted by aliens, perfect fit. Off she goes into space. Didn't he get taken in one of them? Well, like the parents got taken. I don't know.

I haven't seen any of those movies. And then I think the writing got taken from taking three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. It's taken three the one where he jumps over a fence, but it cuts like 12 times. Yeah. the writing got taken from taking three. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha uh, mission impossible sorry trailer. I was like, mission impossible six trailer number two. Uh, you might have to look at the exact time code of this, but there's an illusion where Henry Cavill appears to grow a beard spot. Yeah, you've got one second.

Yeah, I just mentioned that. Oh, is that what you said? Yeah, I was, I think I was over here looking up what you're talking about. It's so weird. I assume it's like a lighting thing. I think I'll be a lighting thing. Have you seen that?

No. It's where he's in the bathroom and he like, he put his clothes his face like, and then like, he grows here. Like a big band pops up. It's not like's in the bathroom and he like he put it close his head fist like And it looks like he grows here like a big bit. It's not like a long bit It's just all of his five o'clock shadow goes isn't intentional Just the light if somebody on Twitter figured it out now. It's it's really as you look at like what in the hell am I looking at? Okay, let me read this before we So I'm gonna mind everyone this episode of receive podcast is also brought to you by Adult Swims newest season of Venture Brothers.

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What's that? The app. We talked about the app all last week when Bethany was on. It's on. Kudos to your dad. And my mom. And your mom?

She's working on that? Yeah, if they're working on it together, my mom does a lot of the proof reading. Dude, on. Kudos to your dad. And my mom. And your mom? She's working on that? Yeah, they're working on that. My mom does a lot of the proofreading. Dude, it is, it is so good. Like there's this list of places to eat in Austin. That caused a like a 40 minute. You do know that has been on the app every single year since we started it, right?

But the map now with the little logos and everything, that's new, right? With like the Austin Convention Center is a big blowout logo. Yeah, I think we had like simple ones like a little house on the stuff. Right. Now it's like super cool.

Is it the most downloaded Jewish app that we make? God, Lord. God. What's the plan? Why? Can you put it? Can you bring it up Eric on the monitor from? What do you got?

The Barbara can see the thing you're asking about. Oh, the beard. Henry Hevel thing. Can we show this, Luke? We also have another app that's coming out. Because you need to download it, too. Later this week, a head of RTX. The Augmentary Reality app that we've been working on.

Is it the end? Can I download that right now? No, it's not out yet. It'll be out soon. We'll put it up over here. Talk to me. Do we know, can you say the name of it? RTX experience.

Yeah. Oh, OK. Is it RTX experience? No, RTX experience. So you can look at Augmented Reality versions of some of our animated characters and take photos with them. Can we say some of the characters that will be in it? This is one I have said Ruby is in it.

Okay. I don't know if we said anything else. You probably say whatever. I'm sure it doesn't matter. Well, I know what it was pitched with, but I haven't. Oh, here you go. He just grows a beard out of nowhere. Boom. He grows a shirt pocket. Nah, the shirt pocket was that.

No, that's a new shirt pocket. What's happening? What? There's so much going, he reloads his fists and grows a beard and a shirt pocket all at the same time. Also, I'm going to try it. I'm going to have to pocket. I mean, it looks like in the reflection, the sweat sound is back is consistent, so it's

all one shot. Yeah, it's just an illusion. I think they might have used computers. He said that if I was around Tom Cruise, that close I'd grow up here that fast, I'm sure. He said that getting into shape for Superman was a completely different experience to training for Mission Impossible.

Because for Superman, he doesn't really have to do a lot of physical combat. Right, right? Because he just stands there and doesn't get hurt. Stairs have to look really, really big and fit. But Emission Impossible was so physically set, it was like a completely different story for getting it's shape for that movie.

How would you feel if you were an actor and a Marvel movie or one of these big movies? And you're basically just training. Like that's your job until you film the movie. It's just training. And so you just have a personal. Chris Hemsworth, is he the one to play store? Chris Hish Hamstor is you could the one-of-place store Chris. Yeah, okay Apparently on the set of the first store movie he would just carry people around on set

So that he would stay pumped to get like weightlifting He would just literally just carry people around with it It's a funny thing that got to be like kind of a running joke I just can't imagine that being your whole life for months. No, and usually it's just for like a specific portion of the shoot as well. Yeah, it's super and you just have one shot at the scene. It's pretty much all for that. But have you heard like a few Jackman stuff? Yeah.

When he's shirtless for Wolverine, like he'll dehydrate himself to make his muscles stand out even more. What are you doing? It works. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. But also unhealthy. Hugh Jackman shows goes show for like guys building that too, especially because he was a little bit older when he started.

It just takes so long to do it. Like the amount of time between the first time you've heard his Wolverine in an X-Men movie and then I think it was the one before Logan, because it wasn't especially like not the same aesthetic in Logan. What's the one right before Logan? Days of future pass? Maybe so, but he's like unbelievably ripped in that. It's the one where the mobsters come in at the beginning

and I think the tag is with the water. Yeah, that is days of future pass. Is it days of future pass? Yeah. And he's just like, it's so different. And the way he says, he goes, oh, will that director just wanted them more kind of like cartoonish comic book version

of my physique? So I just got in that kind of shape. It's like, no dude. He just got in that. Yeah. When you just look at him in the original X-Men movie, it's just like, it just looks like a dude cosplaying Wolverine, honestly, and not doing very well at it. And by the end of it, he's just this monster of a human. It's just big old veins. Yeah. And I think Zach Efron, we've talked about this before on podcast,

Zach Efron said, he's getting his like super ad like ripped shape, you basically have a window and you tell him when you want him to be in that shape and he'll get to the end of that shape and you get like three days with him in that shape and then you gotta get all your shots in. Oh wow. Like he, he trained himself or does he work with someone? I think a lot of it's like water retention,

like just losing water for that really ripped look. And we all know this, I mean it's one of the truth things ever, being on camera does for that really ripped look. And we all know this, I mean, it's one of the truest things ever. Being on camera does add a weight to you. It really does do it. And so actors like, when you see them ripped on camera, I can't imagine what they look like in real life. They probably scary.

I've had a lot of people tell me when I meet them at conventions or in person somewhere, they go, oh my God, you're so much smaller than I thought you were. I was like, God, how big do I look on the fucking podcast? It happens. Like, tall? They think I look skinnier and taller in person. I get taller all the time.

Yeah. Or people tell me that I'm taller. We're a taller person. Yeah, we're a taller group. So most people are like, most of the guys are like running around six feet. I'm the shortest one out of all four of us, but I'm five nine.

So I get told that I sound more British in person and also my nose is bigger in person. Awesome. I depending on who I'm talking to. I was getting more American, totally normal size. Honestly, it was always pretty normal to me. Yeah. Oh, that's a sudden. The, when we go to our chicks, London, especially, I get told that we're, you sound way more Ameritain.

I wonder why that is. It's, it's something about the seeing it on the screen is different or, you know, hearing it over speaking. Or all of a sudden, when you're around them in their city and their culture, all of a sudden, it's more noticeable whether like compared to watching it. Just on YouTube or what. Yeah, like, contextually, it makes sense to have, maybe that's why you send more

British and Persian characters with us right now. Yeah, you play off of it. Maybe it's the difference between listening to people have the conversation versus them talking directly to you and being engaged in that conversation one-on-one. Yeah, maybe eye contact just makes them uncomfortable. Eye contact is not hyperlisting.

I was never know what to do with If someone I'm meeting is like talking about how they're like nervous to be meeting me. I'm like, should I not make eye contact it then? Because I don't want to make people more nervous. Right. But I'm like, oh, like, I don't want to make you uncomfortable. Should I just like look down and not like? No, you should make it worse. Just like lean into it. Yeah. What do you think? I just pulled my dress over my head.

That's what I did, because I get scared. So, you're dressed? You never, you never had a friend who did that as a little kid? Like, my friend had a daughter, and whenever she got nervous, she would pull her dress up over her face. Oh! So, you wouldn't have to see other people. Make sure her face isn't showing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Put your shirt on. Put your dress on. The ultimate camouflage. Nobody knows. Yeah, it's the same thing. So on. It's too dressed up. The ultimate camouflage. Nobody knows. Yeah, the same thing. So.

That's got to be a common thing. I wish there was, this is also like another feature request, but this one's for the human body, right? It's really hot right now and walking from, oh god, like stage two, stage five, if you walk outside, it's like maybe 90 seconds of walking in 40 degree heat, but at that point my body thinks, oh, you know, getting pretty warm, we should probably start sweating it up right now.

But I know that I don't need the sweat because I know I'm gonna be in the air conditioning in like a minute. So I wish I could just postpone. Override. Yeah, and then I'd get cool on my own. Instead, I arrive and I'm just dripping wet. Maybe you're already reaching the danger point

and you don't know, your body's saving you. Like, if I postponed it, I would just collapse for the right in like one minute of walking and then. Right. I saw an ad for something. Well, baby. On Facebook, I don't know if it's real or not, but it was a device that you put on kind of like a watch

and it goes on your wrist and it could cool your body. Oh, I saw that. It's like, activates some type of like area. Was it a chill, you'll blood or something? It chills, like as if putting an ice cube on your wrist or something, because it's like an area of work. It seems scammy. We should buy him and find out.

No better place to test. Eric, buy them. Risk air conditioner. I don't know if I can really love it. You just feel like, I'm giving you a hand. You put it on my head like with the sink and dry my brain again. The risk cooling system my

Ember lad it hurts so bad dude. I don't even know how to describe that pain What happened when you put the thing on me and cranked it. Oh, oh cranked he cranked I did I never did I saw it map Oh, they could have made it that day. It was like a searing lance Through my skull. Yeah, that's I felt bad, but I was like, there's no way I could do any damage. It did something. Are you permanent? Any permanent debt?

And you got in a cat scan recently. I should. This is a picture of my face on your brain. Okay, I don't know. This is happening. You guys see older, you get the more like weird things on your body. You find the more your comments you have cancer or something. Not a second penis.

Me too. Like what? Like a lump? Like a lump or something. And a second penis. Me too. Like what, like a lump? Like a lump or something swollen or if there's like something that's like discolored all of a sudden. Yeah, that's the real fear.

Yeah. It's just, yeah, like, Trevor was feeling the back of my ears yesterday. Pinky. And like, he noticed that I had a bump here, which I thought I always had, but then I started rethinking. I was like, maybe I didn't always have that.

Like, one of your glands. It's like right on the bone behind your ear. One is a little bumpy right here. It kind of just feels like the bone is like dented. So it's bone. It's like your jaw bone. I don't know. Your cancer.

But then it's like, do I check? Checking, I'm good. Do I do it again? Do I do it again? Check your jaw lumps. Honestly though, you should constantly check These what are they holding in your lymph nodes lymph nodes? That's the one Because if they're swollen you should get those checked out. You know there's a lot of though

It's gonna be my regular lymph nodes. That's why you got to get a baseline right now What about a swollen you know? What about the nodes that you can't check? Nobody nodes What does lymph do where's lymph go lymphatic system? Yeah? It's part of your immune system. It drains into the blood. You get lymph. If you cool down your lymphs with a wristband, you don't get as hot. I don't know how to have a lymph tramps transfusion. It's a weird word. LYMP

eight. You need some vowel. It does. Lymph. It's like nymph. That needs some vowels too. Okay. Well, now lymph is weird. What would be the weird doesn't you're starting to say where you give up? What would be the weirdest Transplant guy eats his own neck what weird is transplant the face transplants are pretty weird I would I would I would but who transplants those are weird lip transplants would be weird Like you you'd someone else's lips solversize. I think, what about a tongue transplant? Like, it would be like misshaping and you would buy it by accident.

Like it'd be a different size than you're used to. Yeah. I woke myself up in the middle of the night because I bit my tongue the other day. I think, I think, take some tea. What a fucking dumb way to wake yourself up. Like, eating and you'll just like, I was asleep and I woke up and I was like,

Ow, I bit my tongue. Like, no reason. Maybe you clench your teeth and your tongue's gone the way. Maybe, but that's so the answer. Get you the jaw. That's how fucking you don't. I'll be my slap next to you.

So if you had someone else's tongue, though, would you taste things differently? Like, would you realize that you've been tasting things wrong? No. Like what signals would I finally like cucumbers if I had a different tongue? Now you had same brain. No, if you had an eye transplant,

you would might see color differently. Is that processed in the eye or in the brain? Well, if you'll be able to accept it and like, don't think that's functioning differently. That's in your brain. That's your brain. You think it's only a brain? I think it's your brain.

All the brain transplant is weirdest then. Yeah. I'm gonna say a question when you bite your tongue. Because I bit, I did the thing, I bit my lip, I bit my lip bar. Yeah. What did you do? I bit my lip.

I got a little place where my lip, I bit my lip, yeah. What did you do? I bit my lip. And I got a little place where my lip was bitten and then I kept biting it again and again. I did that. My lip, well, because the defense system for biting the insidium out is to make a big bowl that swells up that you bite a lot. That you keep hiding it. It might be one of the worst defense systems.

I also feel like when I bite my lip, or I'm in the middle of chewing, and I feel like when I bite my lip, but I'm in the middle of chewing and I wham, I bite my lip, I feel like I have a huge physical reaction that everyone must be able to see that I, that, oh, it clearly bit his lip. You recreate it for us? Like if I'm chewing too, too, too, and I just go like, I can't really recreate it

because I do this. Mm-mm, mm-mm, like that. Like I throw my mouth open, but not, don't open my lips, but I throw my jaw open and my head goes up like that. Well, it makes sense. But I never see anyone else making that motion. Maybe you've never seen anyone do it.

What? It's not very common to buy your lips. I'll keep on your lips, though, it's them. And that, I don't know. Sometimes. I think I've fit my lip once in the last like six months. I don't think I've been my tongue in, that was eight. Yeah, well that's why I was so shocked in the middle of the night.

I bet my tongue all the time. Fuck stupid. You stupid ass body. How is that even possible? That's dumb. why I was so shocked in the middle of the night. I bet my tongue all the time. Fuck stupid. You stupid ass body. How was that even possible? That's dumb. Do you ever dream that you're eating something good? No, like stage or anything. Was it tough?

No. I got woken up. I was having a little kip and I woke up because I heard a really loud noise, but it was in my ear. What? I was like a loud like air popping blasting sound. But then I was like, did my ears just pop?

Or did I dream a really loud noise that woke me up? Which is weird, because I've jolted a wake from dreams when it's like, I get hit by a car or like a full of a train or something. But for a loud fictional noise to wake you up in the real world, it's weird. Yeah. It's stupid.

Brings of stupid. In my head, I like now I think maybe my ass just popped, but I was in my bed at no altitude. For someone who travels a lot, I've been getting concerned that there's like long-term effects happening to my body. Radiation. Like from the pressure of being in airplanes and stuff.

It's more like the... You under a lot of pressure, like stress. Like stress. Yeah. I wouldn't worry about the lack of pressure. Like, it would be like living in Denver. Yeah. I mean, I guess I just worry because like,

my ears hurt a lot sometimes when I fly. Have you tried not being a baby about it? I don't know what to say that to, because everyone who's ever moved to Denver has died, or is dying. That's true. No one has ever survived Denver. Nobody, nobody.

Everyone who's ever been to Denver eventually died died or is on their way to dying. So if you're there now, you are currently dying in Denver. Here's why I don't worry about it. Pilots and flight crews fly way more than you do. And as much as I hate to say it, they're kind of like guinea pigs. And if something starts, if they all start dropping dead,

then I start to worry about it. They need to fly the less. It's a good point. I didn't think of it that way. I do find the older flight attendants are weird, either. Dude, if you lived in a tin can, you're like, you'd be fucking weird too. It's a shitty job being a flight attendant.

It's very competitive job, though. No, yeah, you could free travel, dude. Yeah. That's true, I guess. And also, I hear there's a lot of competition getting first class. So I would imagine. Or like international services, because apparently that's the top you could get.

But I had a weird experience on a flight on my way to LA, actually, for this RTLA opening. I was upgraded because I've been getting a lot of miles, so I was lucky enough to get a seat in the business class area. And usually people there tend to be seasoned travelers. Pricks. Most of the time, pricks. Definitely pricks. Pricks to each other, but in general,

they kind of keep themselves in the middle of the class. Yeah. So I got on the plane and there was a woman who boarded after me who had a dog with her. And she was talking about how it was the first time this dog has flown and all the dog. Who kind of dog? No, just like some small dog.

Was it a service dog? It was a different dog has served. It wasn't a service dog. It wasn't. Black- just like some small was it a service dog? It was a service dog. It was like a black face dog or did it have a snout? Um, I think it was flat. Okay. Sorry. Go ahead.

I didn't see ice. It was in a carrier. So I wasn't 100% sure. Okay. But they brought it on and it was quiet while people were boarding and then all of a sudden someone else came on board with a dog. And this dog, I guess, saw it and started barking at it. Wasn't super loud. It only lasted for maybe a minute or so as a dog was like passing

by. There was a couple in front of me and it was clearly one of those rich prick couples who, the woman I think was probably 45, but she looked like she was 60 because she was leather from all the tanning and like all the expensive things that she's been given in her life by her husband. Wow. To add, what she was the money bread maker. You could tell the dynamic that they had was definitely.

The privilege was leaking, you could tell. Yeah. And so they hear the dog barking, and they're right in front of me. So I could hear everything they're saying. And they go, are dogs allowed on first class? Oh really?

Wow. Like loudly to the point where everyone could hear them. And they're like, scoffing. And the dog keeps barking. And the guy turns around and turns back. And he's facing forward while he says this. He goes, shut that thing up. Shut that damn thing up.

Wow. He's yelling. Jeez. And then the guy next to this woman gets up to put his bag up. And he's like, hey, shut that thing up. And he goes, dude, it's not. Geez. And then the guy next to this woman gets up to put his bag up and he's like, hey, shut that thing up and he goes, dude, it's not my dog. And he's like, I don't care, shut it up. What the fuck?

And the guy who was there who's like, don't be a dick. And the flight attendants was like, are we gonna solve this or is someone gonna have to leave right now? And I was sitting there and I was like, if I need to leave, get him off. And so the whole flight, I was so distracted by this couple because she was probably six

drinks in and dancing and like they were making out. And I think he had her, his hand down her pants at one point. Um, and I was like, what's going on to me on that? I was just staring at the entire flight. And the flight attendant kept coming up to me and he's just like, girl, I feel you. He's like like I cannot get over the looks you're getting them. The couple was with the wild when that is a hand down her

pants you should have said shut that thing up. Well, I wanted to go over them be like, Hey, you guys are 10 times as annoying as that dog was for a minute. It's fingering allowed in first class. It was just so bizarre. Hey, speaking of first class, one reminder, this episode of the receive podcast is also brought to you by Blue Apron. How does free food sound? Great, right?

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I like the black and white one. Black and white? You're so wrong. So I voted. Absolutely because I'm drinking and I'm making it look one. What? Black and white? So I voted. Absolutely because I'm drinking and I'm making it look good. So it is. I started on a shelf. So if I go to brag about that, this one seems the most classic Tiki. But I like the white and black one. Yeah, honestly, I'm coming around to this one a lot more. Come on, man, this is the best one.

That one's great too. They're all good. I'm going to, I'm taking these homes after the podcast. yes, Eric. I'm taking the mail and to don't want to talk about it anymore. You're the one who keeps talking about I know because I just don't work. I'm talking about it because that's it. Taking them home. Put it in my foot. What did I say? He said, who are you gonna mail it to? I got friends. I got friends. All over the place. Gavin, you don't even know.

I would send these to Mamrie Hart, so she can make some drinks with them. That would be a good use of promotional cupware. You'd share the drink. That's a word or not. It's made that up. Cupware, glassware. Yeah, so the deal was, the reason why I ended up sending

that mug to Hannah, was Hannah sent me a mug when she put out her book buffering. She sent me a mug with it. So white mug with a blue interior. It's like church's color, that lightish blue. I love it. I drink out of it every day. And I've told her every time I've seen her

that I still drink out a coffee mug, like I think a year and a half, two years later. I still drink out of it every single day. And she also had one. There's like only 20 of them and she broke hers. And I said, I'll send you mine. She goes, no, she goes, she always love that mug. She goes, I should probably get it from somebody else who

probably just hasn't the back of her cupboard and then I saw our I only drink it work mugs that's how that's perfect for Hannah and it's like got the same interior color that's different from the outside very nice mug so I said that will never get photos of it you know listen there's a phone we just shot a photo right there do you wash a mug every day? No. Yes, yes, I do. Wait, what does that mean? He says that you drink sov every day. Yeah.

Do you just rinse it or just roll? He's rinsing with water, yeah. I don't really like, sit there and like, yeah, I mean, I do, I load my dishwasher on a regular basis with one mug. Not with one mug, no. If that one, if the buffering mug, I'll do, just rinse it out and wipe it down

and then have a little drying rack. You'd like, it's very European. I have a drawing rack. I'm curious to see which mug the audience likes the best. Oh, that's a good idea. So if you're watching this live right now as the receipt is first member, you can go to roosteries.com slash play to vote.

And we'll have the options here. Yeah, it's out of these four teaky mugs. I'm curious to see. To enamel them, which I think we're calling Red Rooster, Green Age, White Age, and Brown Rooster. Wow, that's a very good. I mean, that's very talented. name them, which I think we're calling a red rooster, big name, white age and brown rooster. Wow. That's it. I mean, that's very, very limited in the number of characters,

I think. Oh, I got you. So we were talking earlier about two things. We're talking about jokes she can't make anymore. Yep. And Liam Neeson. Liam Neeson. OK.

And that's a good example. Like Liam Neeson was on an episode of extras. And there's, I don't think there's any way he could make that appearance. There we go. Oh, I don't think there's any way he could make that appearance today. There we go. Oh, I never thought. Shindler's list. No, yeah, it was where he's got full blown aids and he keeps like, he's improvving with Ricky Jervais

and he keeps derailing it and he keeps wanting to put an AIDS joke in and he just is like, stop, stop, stop. Yeah, Jervais is this comedy. He sticks with his comedy, but it's pretty offensive too. You guys must be onto something. I'm telling you, it's something about that mug, it's good. Yeah, I think it's just, nah, they're all good, get them all.

I mean, they are all good. Get that one. Someone probably saw the best. I suppose the Brown Roosters are not doing that well. It's in last place. I think it looks a bit weird on camera. It looks a bit... I can't see that.

It looks a bit brown and perfect. You can definitely see the darker tones here in person. It looks like this one, but someone wiped their off on it. Gross. Gavin. I think they're gonna write that on the store. Yeah. It's a clue.

Okay. It would be on the box. Wow, you guys are killing it. You nailed it. I'm wrong. For the first time ever, I'll admit it. What's the tech place, Red Rooster? Red Rooster's second place.

Yeah, but I mean, by a wide margin. Yeah, the white H one, people like it. It's good one. It's good mug. So I hope you're coming to RTX so you can get one. Yeah, I can't believe that's this weekend. I feel like it really, it really snuck up all of a sudden. I got in last night from a different convention

and as I was landing in Austin, I had the realization that RTX is this week. Like this coming weekend is RTX. We're probably sure. Your Friday is gonna be at the convention. Thursday, basically, starts for a lot of us. Yeah, I can't wait. God, let's play live.

Yeah, and the first night, all that stuff. Yeah, shit. First night, we get some other stuff that we have me talk about. Yeah, I'm always excited for different things every year, but I think I'm most excited to watch our audience watch blood fest. Because we measured it south by south west, and that was really cool, but it was people who didn't really know us,

or I was personally. So, getting to watch the audience see blood fest, I think, is the thing I'm most excited for. No, yeah. Watch their reactions to it. I'm super excited for a thing that I'm not allowed to mention what it is. It's on Thursday.

Well, you're actually not ruining something? I know. This one I would make a lot of work for somebody else if I were in there. When are we gonna find out what it is? After RTX, we'll talk about it. Oh, oh. Yeah.

After we've had it, we'll probably on the RTX podcasts, I'll talk about. Okay. We'll have already taken place. Yeah, so next week's podcast will be the live podcast from RTX. Live podcast from RTX. Live podcast from RTX. We're gonna try out maybe a new segment.

Oh, maybe so. Yeah, we'll see if we can make that work. Yeah, we're working on it. And hopefully, hopefully we'll have a good one, finally. After 504 episodes. I feel great about our 500s podcast. Yeah, it was good. That was a great live one. Yeah, I love those live ones. I love the live ones that are in a room suited for it.

Yeah. As opposed to like, sent a stage at RTX, where I can't hear what he was saying. Yeah, I mean, it's tough, the live ones like that. Like, there's just, I don't know if I talked about this after we did episode 500, but this is constant back and forth that I go through in my head where, you know, we don't know if I talked about this after we did episode 500, but there's this constant back and forth that I go through in my head where, you know, we don't want to charge people money to come see it. Like you should just be able to come see it.

But if we do that, that people just take the tickets and not show up. Yeah. So it's like, well, what's the right amount? We did $5 and there were still some people who didn't show up. So it's like, should we charge more or should we have a standby line?

We're always going to people who don't show up though. Yeah, or should we have a standby line outside? It's like, then I don't want people waiting in the heat for hours. Can I be fair? Didn't we also announce it like eight days before the event? It still sold out. I think it was two weeks.

It was two weeks. It was two weeks. I was wondering why we weren't promoting it in any way. It was two weeks. I mean, we sold all the tickets. Same day. Yeah, the insides. So a lot of seats are sold out seats, right?

Right. So it's, I feel like we need to do something like either work on a standby line or figure out how to make sure that we get everyone in there. Do more expensive and then give away like a shirt or something something of that value. Yeah, I just hate charging more money. It's it's tough. Yeah, I get that tips for our tx. Tips for our tx. Um, well, we talked about a lot, but because security now is happening before people get into the convention center, bring a water bottle for you to have in line while you wait. Yes.

So you could drink water because it's fucking hot and sunny out, especially mid day during the weekend. Uh, I think we're supposed to be like almost at 100 degrees a week end. I think, and then you'll just spill it out before you get inside, but there's a lot of super long like kick it for like go get a drink or a starbuck or something for like 20 30 minutes. It's the only time I could see the lines being long as maybe at the very beginning of the day. Because since there's multiple checkpoints, I think if you just monitor the line status. We'll be watching it really closely.

RTX line. If you go to RTX lines on Twitter, they'll let you know like the quickest way to potentially get into the convention. There's also I think a lot of people go into RTX especially for the first time, expecting that they're going to be able to see everything and go to everything that they want to go to. Whereas I always tell people choose two, three, maybe four things max that you must see throughout the weekend and have them spread out pretty well and then just focus on going to those things. And also go to panels of things that you like might not know much about.

Like if you're not interested in seeing the RT podcast, like maybe go to panels of things that you like might not know much about. Like if you're not interested in seeing the R.T. podcast, like maybe go to a different panel, like a smaller panel that might be something more interesting for like the career path you want to take. Because those things are like few and far between, whereas the podcast happens every week, always open happens every week. If you go to one Ruby panel, you don't need to go to another one. Exactly. Can I make a suggestion? You should go to the broadcast cruise panel.

Yeah. Which is, uh, Exactly. What is that? I think it's Sunday. It's Friday. What kind of stuff do you talk about? Don't know yet.

You don't know yet. Don't know yet. They'll talk about what it's like behind the scenes on broadcast. Camera switching. So is that your panel suggesting? What's that? Is that your panel suggestion?

No, I mean, my suggestions in general for RTX. It's, especially, a lot of people still come to RTX to meet as many people as they can. Yeah. Meet as many people as they've seen in shows. Hopefully a lot of them come to meet people they've know from the community for the first time, which is my favorite part of RTX.

But it would be there and you wanna meet people as mainly people wanna get a selfie, you know? It's just be ready, that's it, just be ready. Because it makes everything go much faster and if the group is moving faster, if someone is like say, Barbara is being taken away because she has to go to a panel that's got 5,000 people waiting for it, the Rudy panel,

then the guardians do have to get her out of there. But if you've got your camera ready to go, you had a lot better shot of like grabbing it. Practice opening up your lock screen camera. Yeah. It's much faster. Also, go ahead. Well, maybe that's not a good advice for traveling.

It's right though, because if we do, I was going to say, set your sleep screen for like five minutes, because most of the time you're sitting there with people while they're getting into their phone. Oh, yeah. You know, and then they're finding their camera. Yeah, you better could die pretty quickly though Yeah, also if you lose your phone while you're traveling and it's like still awake. That's not a good situation Just I don't know it's it's one of the things I would say the biggest thing is if you're not from somewhere hot It's really you underestimate how hot it is hot as balls. Yeah, so be prepared

It feels like you're in you would you say you sweat in 90 seconds? You really do. Like if you just stand outside in the sun when it's 100 degrees for one minute, you'll be sweating. Yeah, we were at the brewery this morning at 10 a.m. And we were inside and I was still sweating. Yeah, because the thing is you keep sweating after you've gone into the cool

because it takes like five minutes to catch up. You'll be outside for one minute. You can sweat for five. There's also something for cosplayers. There is a cosplay changing room in the convention center. It's not to store anything or to do anything like that, but it's if you have like very heavy bulky cosplay that you don't want to be wearing outside while you're

staying in the heat, you could change in the convention center. So you bring like the under layer for a halo Spartan and then put the armor on at the convention. There's a changing room in the convention center. Yeah. So I highly suggest that. And especially if you have like, I saw people, I was at Raleigh Supercoms weekend.

I saw people in like John Snow cosplays, like with the full jackets and leather and fur. And I'm like, you must be fucking dying. Worth it, man. That's the art. Yeah. Yeah, got a sweat for it. Sure, man, every time I see every scene with,

I guess, spoiler, with John, I'll just say, scenes with John Snow this year and characters he's interacting with in the most recent season. It's not a spoiler anymore. I gotta be able to talk about it. They're in a place that is so phenomenally windy. All I can think of the entire scene is,

they must have had to re-record all these lines. Oh yeah. Every life. I mean, his hair is sideways, her hair is sideways, it's like his belt is like moving off. Yeah, and so I'm like, there's no way they can't do that. Why don't they put mics in your throat? Just like if you're gonna be an actor.

That's how surgically you plan it. Yeah, that's what. Wouldn't that work? If you mic the vocal cord directly, what does sound like? Let me ask you a question. How many years away are we from, you don't need to do ADR, a computer just reads your lips. Oh, and you do like sample.

And it just like, or you type, you put in the script, and then I'll be trying to do some transcription, bad lip reading videos. I guess you get it right. I don't know if you're still got a level of acting involved. What's gonna happen? That's gonna, you get it.

I would say maybe eight years. It's gonna come along at some point. At some point. Eight years. Eight years. That's a far away. You talked about having a mic implanted in you. Yeah.

I've read something, I think last week or the week before, that when pacemakers were first developed, like the first ones that were put into the human body, that initially they were powered by plutonium. What? And so like the first generation of pacemakers have a tiny bit of plutonium in them to run them. And so like the people who have those

are monitored and followed and inevitably when they die, it's like they have to be found and they have to have that plutonium removed from their body. What was uranium of plutonium? It's plutonium cuz it's further away What? But pluton is further away than Uranus Like higher on the periodic table one of my favorite stories to this day He'd make he would have made an excellent youtuber in today's day and age

Was the Boy Scout who got together with smoke alarms and built a nuclear reactor in his backyard What and then gave himself a radiation poisoning. It's an amazing story. Just go like a boy scout. I've heard that wasn't there. It had long ago, right? It was like 10 years ago, maybe. Yeah, was it? Let me see when this guy built it. Well, here, let me read this while you looked at it. When I'm wondering when this episode of the receipt podcast is also brought to you by Quip.

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I mean just say in your mouth. You're not a dentist in Like, there's a dentist like streaming it. Why do you do it with the light? I mean, just say you're not going to dentist in your mouth. No. The person can watch the feed and be like, oh, you need a filling on this tooth. Oh, I don't think they've got to. Shit. I mean, I think they have to like, they've got to pull together and stuff like that.

Yeah, they got to see like how the tartar is under the gum line. You don't think you could have a dental check up through just pictures? No. I think. Maybe for like extreme emergency Like crack to there's something but then you got to go into the dentist anyway. We chance Lindsay her mom's a dentist

But they do a lot of they do a lot of a feeling speaking of which to Ryan pole his own tooth out this week Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with him? Like a round maybe you're was it a hunk of wisdom tooth because apparently they smashed him out Why didn't he go to the what at white? Ryan was buried in his gum and he was fucking out. It was like a hunk of wisdom tooth because apparently they smashed him out. Why did he go to the, what at? Why? Ryan. Ryan. Go to the baritone. He's gum and he's dug out. It was hunking out.

It was like emerging. So he just pulled it, his ripped it out. Just go. But he's an animal. You know him. That's horrific. Go to the doctor. Just in case.

Just go to Lindsay. When a nerve comes with it, then you get trauma. What does the nerve look like? Like a little rope. A little spaghetti. Like, just sitting on it. That's what you're doing. I don't know. I don't know. That trumps. What does the nerve look like? Like a little rope, a little spaghetti. Like, just sitting on it. That's enormous. I don't know if it's an hour's.

Oh, there's enormous. There's the picture. That's enormous. That's too big to be pulling out. Oh. That's not actually. I feel like it probably wasn't that bad then if it was tweezers, right? Like it was probably just barely attached.

Those are good tweezers. Yeah, I guess so. They're from a Smithsonian. Yeah, I remember this was our name. I can call guys. They are. Exactly. Why is it the whole planet named elements of dangerous? I guess they're from a smis army. No, I'm not that pretty call guys. They are exactly. Why is it all a planet named elements of dangerous?

Mercury, Mercury was dangerous. Mars bars are totally fine. They're delicious. Venuciam, that's a very dangerous element. Neptune is my favorite Ruby character. Neptuneium, is that radioactive? Is that an element? Is Neptune, where were you getting Neptuneium?

What are you used it for? I don't know, but it's probably not as good as your animal. Plutonium is not a planet anymore. It's a Ruby. What'd it be funny for when the D classified Pluto that plutonium became like okay, it's like, it became like, what about an titanium?

Yeah, so in somebody in the controller, who's a huge avatar fan. Then I read correctly the they've, they've already filmed the last, the next, so some of the, the Avatar movies. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Then read that correctly. Then read that. Then I read another Mac with another giant knife. I like the Mac with a giant knife. It was stupid. All right. Whatever. Why wasn't it built into the arm? It didn't need to pick up a knife. It's like the big, the big gremel over again. I'm gonna pull for you. I'm gonna pull for you. The new battle was Alita Battle Angel. Is that what they call the movie Alita Battle Angel? Yeah. They put out

a second trailer. I think that's the name of the manga. Or the anime. Yeah. I don't know what the source material is. Don't go with the eyes. Alita battle angel. They put out a second trailer. Yeah. Did you see that? I haven't seen it yet.

No, but I saw some people talking about it saying that it looked pretty good. Yeah. It's good. It's good. It's here. But what do you guys think? Was it good?

Not good? Control room? Podcast. No reply. No one saw it? Swag. Yeah. Alita battling Joel, the second trailer. That's not terrible. Eric, you don't like the second trailer?

No. Eric, don't opinion on this podcast. Yeah, what's, what's, Bernie's asking him. So Avatar 2 is coming out 2020, Avatar 3 2021, Avatar 4 2024, Avatar 5 2025. What was the last one like? 2009 2009 so it'll be 11 years. No, they're skipping Between 2021 2025

Fuck that's a lot of that world. I also feel like I'm not sure I care enough about they did enough like Avatar 1 to me was enough Like maybe a second one could like expand on that, but any more than that seems like too much. No, that need pretty cool it. And then you spin off it, this plenty. I read a very, they're babies. I read a very Gavin Newcastle this weekend

speaking of James Cameron stuff. And this is a Titanic fact. It's that to this day, the pool on the Titanic is still filled. So a pool on a ship will always be a pool. Always be a pool. Like even if it breaks. Still a pool. Cause it's underwater. You mean the ship breaks?

Yeah, it looks like it breaks and ends up on the bottom of the ocean. Unless the pool cracks in half. It's no longer that rectangle. Sounds like two pools to me. Hahaha. That's like that fact about escalators can never really break,

because they just become stiff. Unless you've seen videos where escalators break, and then it's horrifying. I think it was very unfair. I'm starting to develop an irrational fear of escalators. It's not irrational. I think the escalators are fucking scary death traps. We knew the guy who worked on them before,

and I spent a day with him once, 20 years ago. He was ruining you for the rest of your life. And I was like, I don't know if I trust escalators anymore, and as I've been getting older, I think more and more about what he told me that day. What happened? What's like the big terrifying thing? You can, so the place you stand on, the place you stand on are actually really thin metal.

They used to be thinner. They used to be thinner. They're a little thicker now. And a woman wearing high heel shoes, if you stand wrong, you can put, you used to be you could potentially punch through the middle. But they were just snapped. And they shunned down in the gears.

Yeah, when they, when they snapped, they just like, boom, fall down and that it's just a nightmare of gears and metal under there. I get it on in Japan. I went on an escalator that was transparent and you can see inside it. There's a lot to it. Like you get, when you get off one, there's that like,

well, like five feet of metal plating. Yeah. Underneath that is a mulcher. It's crazy. Yeah. There's a lot to it. Like when you get off one, it's that like, well like five feet of metal plating. Yeah. Underneath that is a mulcher. It's crazy. Yeah. There's a lot going on there. A grinder. Yeah.

Cause you don't realize how like fart under the floor they come after they, after you step off, they keep going. Yeah. Yeah. I wouldn't want to fall in that. Yeah. And I've seen some awful video. You see the video from the woman in China, right?

Yes. And it's not gory. It's not gory. It's not gory.'ve seen some awful video. You see the video from the woman in China, right? Yes. And it's not gory. It's not gory. It's not gory. It's just there's some awful. Someone is going somewhere they shouldn't be. Yeah. Does she get caught in it or?

So it's a video. I don't want you to be too rude. But that being, yeah, too, obviously I'm gonna talk about something that's like a death thing here. It's a sad video. It's a security camp footage. And two women, it looks like they're in a shopping mall. It's like a woman and her kid.

No, two women go up. Oh, gosh. And as they leave the escalator, you know, when you walk and there's that metal plate right in front of the escalator before you get on it, they walk on that and it goes, but don't like buckles. And they catch themselves and they grab onto each other. And then they are like looking at it.

And while they're looking at it down at the bottom of the escalator, a woman gets on with her kid. Oh, God. And she starts coming up. And the two women are like down at the bottom of the skillet, a woman gets on with her kid. Oh, God. And she starts coming up. And the two women are like pointing at the plate and telling her whatever. And then she's like, but she can't stop coming up the escalator.

So she's coming up. And as soon as she steps on it, it like cracks. She literally, the woman is here. She grabs her kid and throws her kid to one of the women. And then she just like disappears into the floor. Oh, shit. And it's, it's not good. You don't see anything gory, but it's like there's,

but you there's no good. And the thing that keeps going, yeah. So it means that she went, who knows? Yeah, it's horrible. It's really, really fucking horrible. Cool, can't wait to go on all these. Do you remember when we went to New Jersey. Yeah, I do remember that trip.

And the segue, there was a woman on an escalator, but she got stuck against her luggage. As it got to the top. I don't remember the luggage got caught. And she was getting pushed up on top of her luggage, and her husband was, or maybe her husband was, but she was screaming. She was like, so many help. And everyone was like, and we were just watching this woman I don't know how much I love it, I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it.

I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it.

I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. I don't know how much I love it. It was just like going from like top of your lungs screaming like you're about to die to Oh, I'm just okay. Nothing to see here. I can't believe you don't remember that we were There's a lot about it afterwards a lot about that trip that was shitty Like a man upbeat story about Chinese elevators so we can kind of cleanse the palette here Uh, it was one of the best examples of dad reflexes ever, where a kid was at the mall and it's like an escalator and he's on the outside of the escalator. It's a little kid and he's messing around with the handle, the rail that goes up, which is moving, moves

along with the staircase. And he's holding it. And then all of a sudden, he starts like going up the side of the escalator on the outside of the escalator, just hanging on the outside of the escalator. But then he gets to a point where he can't let go. And no one scared him for it again, it seems to notice this kid, except for one dude who just starts fucking booking, and I'm sure enough when the kid falls, he catches the kid. Right there, right?

Perfectly, yeah, that's an amazing clip. That and the one that always amazes me is a situation that I can totally see happening where the security checkpoint at the airport, there's a lot of shit going on, and the guy puts the kid up on the table, and then turns back and does something, or it's apparently does something out of his back.

Back, and the kid just goes, leans. Like as soon as he lets go with the kid, kids came for like half a second, just enough as a parent, you're like, okay, he settled, and then all of a sudden the kid just leans, probably like a six or seven month old baby, just like sitting up for the first time, leans falls off the table, and this person comes out of no more. It was like a TSA seven month old baby, just sitting up for the first time, Leeds falls off the table,

and this person comes out of nowhere. It was like a PSA, you're embarrassing. Yeah, and like does this diving catch and catches the kid, like right as the kids about to hit the ground? It's fucking insane. Like I don't know how the person had that fast of reaction. Watching the video and knowing what's coming, I didn't have that fast of reaction.

That's just pure instinct too. Like there's no way that guy had time to decide whether he was gonna do that. He must have seen the baby tipping and just thought, just reflect. Oh, like if he watched the guy, put him down, I was like, I'm just gonna keep an eye just to be safe.

It was hard to be like, okay, it's a good thing I was watching. And then he watched the entire time. So everyone's like, you should get person, you should lose your child and everything else. And it's just like, you never got hurt as a kid. Oh, yeah. With some dumb thing, man.

It's, that's the whole thing. It's the similar to the joke thing. It's where it's like, you know, with some dumb thing. And it's, that's the whole thing. It's the similar to the joke thing, it's where it's like, you're expected to be 100% perfect the whole time. Yeah, no one is in anything they do. You make a mistake. For yourself. And speaking of which, I mean,

that applies to us probably more than anybody else. Is we are throwing on a big event this, you know, we talked about security stuff. So we're all watching it very closely. We're, there's gonna be something that comes up. We talked about security stuff, so we're all watching it very closely. We're just gonna be something that comes up. We talked about this last week, Bethany. Something's gonna happen. Something's like something that we didn't anticipate,

something we're trying that's new, or something that has been working fine for years and suddenly doesn't work well, with crowd management or something. A lot of factors. And we're gonna deal with that as it comes. But it's, people should not be shocked if there's something that like, oh no, this, and usually in past RTXs, if something

comes up on Friday that they didn't anticipate being an issue, it's usually fixed by Saturday morning. Right. Right. So, if there is an issue, usually events and everyone involved is very aware of it and they do their best to fix it. A lot of things are hard to anticipate it. Gus, you and I, you get, yeah, you get that many people together. It's a, it's an ordeal. Yeah. I, something I will say to you about

escalators that always stresses me out is when you're going down an escalator and you could see it's very crowded at the bottom and people aren't getting off and moving away from the escalators. I think that fucking idiots. It causes me so much as I'm coming down and being like people better start, keep walking, keep walking, move away from the fucking escalator because then if like one person gets stuck and then everyone just topple over each other. So please don't do that to our TX if you're going to an escalator.

And remember, don't stop. There's buttons on them to stop with them. I always look for them. I feel like I'm the only, like I always want to know like where is the button. It's always like at the bottom of the, yeah, it's like where it's going. Where you go.

Do you still look for exits? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I, it go. Do you still look for exits? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny because I always look for an exit, count the rows to the exit in an airplane, and I was flew a JD this weekend. And I was like, I made sure I put him as close as possible the exit row.

I guess we couldn't sit together, we booked separately. I put him as close as possible to the exit row without, can't be in it, because it's only 16. Yeah. How'd you be in it? I thought it could be 15 for exit row. Is that true? I thought it was 18. No, I don't think it's 18. I would think it'd be 18. Let me look. You got to be able to direct the rest of the 15 years of age or older. Get the fuck out of here. You're gonna put them in the

exit row. I don't know why it's the whole row. I feel like it's just the guy at the door needs to know. The person at the door has to be able to lift 65 pounds. If the person at the door gets hurt, you're gonna have a couple backups. I mean, the play is full of backups. The person at the door gets hurt. Someone's gonna open it. Or if the guy in the middle of the flight starts trying to open the door,

then the person in the middle seat's got a fucking deck. That's, you still, you can't, people think you can open a door. You can't open them. Yeah, but if somebody's trying to open the door, you get to deck them free. That's a good shot. Or a flight attendant might be going to be like.

No one's gonna be like, no. Just give them a little yappy dog and then put that couple who was in front of me on the plane. No being a mom for sure. That's cheesy couple. Are dogs even allowed to be in first class? Are they? I'm waiting for you, sure.

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