Rooster Teeth Podcast - Gus's Haircut Accident - #616

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

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What would you do if you had the freedom to be anyone or to go anywhere without limitations? Start your journey and experience for yourself the feeling of total freedom when you game with Alienware. Alienware is your portal to new worlds where limits don't exist and the only rules are the ones you decide to make. Defy boundaries and start gaming now at Alienware.com. Next-gen gaming is built with Intel Core i9 processors. Hey everyone welcome to the Rishi Podcast. As always, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm John. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm John.

I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm Gus. I like my change of the energy. I didn't get the memo about the, the creepy intro. Should we retake it? Should we reroll the intro? Do creepy intro? So let's, uh, I guess get back, uh, that intro. Roll the graphic. Roll the graphic. It's's not let's not run that joke to the

ground with the fucking intro this I'd have like 10 starts to the podcast damn I don't have as much power as Eric would do or I hate this could you do a whole episode of just starts oh absolutely I feel like now we need to do that, right? Rollin' into it. No, no, you can just do the podcast. You can just start the episode. What is the podcast, Eric? This is the podcast.

The podcast. Like what do we talk about? The podcast is how we talk about how Goddamn sexy Gus looks right now. Oh, you like him? You like him in my Riftie shirt? Sure. Yeah. I'm taking pictures of you.

I got a haircut. And my hair was, I didn't realize how out of control it was. Like, I don't know if I'd sit in the pockets, but it got into the point where I would occasionally feel it on my neck and I would think it was like a bug or something and I'd go to brush it off. And I'd be like, oh, it's just my hair. So Esther gave me a haircut the other day. She's been asking to give me a haircut for a while now

for several weeks. So like requested. Yeah, yeah, she was like, she wanted to do it. She knew that, yeah, I didn't want to go out and get a haircut and she said, you know, she could do it and I was like, have you ever cut a hair? She said, no, she's never done it before. I was like, I trust her. It's a good said, no, she's never done it before. I was like, I trust her.

So she's a job. Look at it. Yeah, it's pretty good. We sat down in the bathroom. We put down some plastic trash bags to catch all the hair and bought a pair, bought some clippers and she put the clippers out and she's like, what guard should I put on it? And I said, uh, leave, leave one and a half inch. Actually, the way it happened was I said, I said, put the one and a half inch guard on it.

And she said, you only want, she said, what did she say? She said, you want a one and a half inches cut off? And I said, no, the guard is how much it leaves on. It leaves a one and a half left on. She was, okay, all of us in here totally knew that. All of us definitely. I did. I buzzed my head. I did.

Did you take that? I totally knew that. All of us definitely. I did, I buzzed my head, I did it. Wait, did you take that? Well, if you had like your hair, and I put on a one-inch guard bumper, do you think it would take off one inch from your hair? I mean, I've never used, I mean, I don't use clippers. I've never used clippers in my life, so I don't. What would be the science?

I was just starting to stray up magic. Like, what would be the science? So. science. I was aside from just straight up magic. Like what would be the science? So I don't know. Maybe if you think a guard is like something else that it like, I don't know. I don't know, man. She can't get the guard onto the clippers. So she hands it to me. And so I don't have my glass songs. I'm going to get a haircut. And I just put the clipper. I put the guard onto the clippers and I hand it back to her. And she goes to cut my hair. She uses the clipers to cut the back of my hair

and she immediately screams, oh my God, and starts crying. She had put the number one and a half guard on, which is 316s of millimeters. Yeah, it's 316s of an inch, not an inch in a head. And cut out a giant section of the middle of the back of my head. Like an inverse rat tail. She did close to me right off of it.

She looked at to try to hide it, the longer part to try to cover it up. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, there's like a rat tail sitting on top of the inverse rat tail. She, uh, she, uh, she said that she wanted, she wanted to go ahead and, uh, shave my whole head to like make it all match that length. Yeah. No, I was like, leave it that way. I, I want you to see.

I want you to see. Like all around. No, I hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. What's up? Do you still have a dent in the back of your head? What do you think?

You grew it back out? No, I'm asking did so she didn't, so she didn't even know. Oh my God. I thought in my, I hadn't seen the back. I thought it might have been blended like or something back there. Nope, you got it. You got a chunk, dude. Oh, poor Esther.

She was feeling so bad. She felt terrible. I was laughing. Like, she was really upset, but I couldn't breathe. I was laughing so hard. I thought it was so funny. Well, she's just giving you the gift of content. See, I don't care.

I don't, I'm not going anywhere. It's not like I'm going out to impress anyone. I fucking stuck at the house. I'm either over there or I'm over here. There's no difference Oh my god. I bought a set of Clippers too and had my girlfriend clean up just my sides of my back because I keep the top long and I was like you just You just buzz the sides of the back she was nervous and I had a convention to do it and I told her I was like if you slip or do something wrong I don't care. We're just gonna buzz it all off. Who cares?

We're in quarantine for quite a while. Yeah. I wear hats most time anyways. Like just if it, if a mistake happens, let's get rid of it all. Who cares? Did, did Esther eventually see the funny side to it? Yeah, she, she could laugh about it now. She gave, she gave, she gave me to put a baseball cap on though.

And I'm like, she doesn't want to see her mistake. Yeah, I don't like, I don't like, I don't like Yeah, I don't like, she has a lot of look at you. I don't own caps. She's like, don't you have a, when have you ever seen me wear a cap? I'm not, I don't have, I don't have, also a baseball cap wouldn't really hide it. It would actually showcase it more

because it's the bottom of your neck. Yeah, you would need a beanie, something to like cover the base of your neck right here. Like one of those big floppy beanie's that you could cover. This fall, this fall Gus is all about hoodies. He's all about them. Hoodies. I have those hoodies up over him. It's gonna be a hoodie got actually.

It's actually a God labeled one and a half inches and another one labeled one and a half. So the guards have both on them. So that guard, for example, in the big number was one and a half, then really small off to the side is at three sixteenths of an inch. So it's like it has both labels on it. But in her defense, the big number in the middle did say one and a half. It was small enough to the side where that's the inch. Three six. This is a bunch of mouthful. This is also a tip to anybody who ever does this. There's two things you should do with clippers if you're gonna do that. One, start long, go shorter. Don't start off with the one you want.

Start long, and then go shorter. Also, test it. Don't go, don't go, and just commit. Don't just commit. I don't do that. At least it's on the back and not on the front. A little spot. Yeah, it could have been worse.

I feel like it was the front. It would be you would add to the back. Right down the center too. Next time you get your hair cut professionally, I want to see I want to see Gus with like one of those fades like you have John where it's like shorter on the sides and longer on the top. I feel like you could rock that Gus. You're gonna try that. I'll try. Good. What's work? What's work? Good. Yeah, once we're back. Uh, then I go to the barber again. Sure. Why not? Like I'm in a shot. I'll try. What's work, what's work good? Yeah, once we're back, and I go to the barber again, sure.

Why not? I'll give it a shot. Back to safety. That's how are you gonna say? Yeah, well, I got distracted because I had chat up here, but it closed for some reason. So I'm trying to get back open.

I don't know what happened. I see you chat. I see you guys laughing at me. You jealous. It's a good haircut. Yeah. I'm doing it haircut. So yeah, so yeah, but like Gavin's right.

It's the ultimate gift. It's the best gift possible. It's content We've been talking about it for what like eight minutes now. Yeah, it's something something happened in my life Yeah, because nothing's happened in mine to the point where this is now a story. I'm gonna tell on the podcast I was opening New jar of peanut butter this morning. Wait, is plastic a jar? Well, I don't think I know. Yeah, plastic jar.

Plastic jar. And as I opened it, I like ripped the seal off. And I thought, no one ever truly knows when they opened like the last peanut butter jar of their life. Like, what if this is it? And I was just like, look at it, the seal. I was like, man, you just never know. So, so now I was like, oh, well, now I want to eat this.

That's a lot of weight to put on a peanut butter jar. That's a lot of weight. I don't know if anybody in their life has thought about this. So I immediately got the one behind it too. And I opened that one. I was like, no, that that's I've got two of them open. I don't know which one It's like this one has a soul Yeah, and it was just like an oddly dark turn to a just peanut bar on toast Which I was just gonna start my day with did you? Why did my mind jump to that? Did you get that idea for some reason? I don't know if like maybe you saw the same tweet I did

But there was a tweet. I saw recently that said's going to be a time when you pick up your kid and put them down and you're never going to pick them up again. Like there's a point in time where that happens. No, bullshit. Keep lifting weights. You can lift your kid no matter what. Next time I go home, I'll be like, Mom, dad, lift me up. Fire, my son. I'm plugged my mic. If you keep, if you unplug your mic, it's gonna stop you recording. You might go out a sink.

What happened here? If you keep lifting your kids, there you work out. And as they get bigger, it's like your weights are increasing, so you're getting stronger. So you just gotta do like 15 reps with your kids every day. And it's progression, it's hypertrophy. Right. See? Placing trails here. Yeah. Now you can lift your kids no matter what, unless you're weak dumb. We can. No, not strong. And your kids are big.

I'll say this about your your your your crisis you had Gavin. I had a similar one a few years back while I went to the movie theaters by myself and I was sitting in a showing of Teran Egerton's Robin Hood. And for some reason, I think it was a mixture of just the malaise of the time and how bad that movie was, but in the middle of the movie, I had an existential crisis of, I'm gonna die someday. I could die tomorrow. And I immediately was like, it made me go, I should just buy that phone, I keep debating on not buying.

And so I left the movie, went about the new phone that I've been thinking about getting for a few months because I was scared of dying the next day Oh my god, that's dark A movie was so bad you were convinced you were gonna die so you bought a phone. Do you think that's ever happened to anyone else in the history of the world? Oh yeah Sometimes you gotta put stuff into the perspective. You gotta figure out you know you wasting you wasting time wasting life Got it. You just gonna reset your game? Okay, like depressed over peanut butter.

The only thing that happens to me when I get out of movies is I feel like I'm in the movie somehow. Like my life has forever changed after experiencing that movie. And now I'm living in that universe. Like man, after seeing Tenet, it's just I felt like everyone else was going backwards. It's very strange. Yeah, Tenet did mess with my brain too. It's like for the rest of the day, I just couldn't think straight.

Yeah. We, we, we lucked out on being able to see Tenet in that we were able to rent a theater here in Austin and they were renting over super cheap and we just got four couples in four cradens of the theater where we're massing the entire time. So we were all like sitting like 15 feet apart. They must be making, they must be making a loss on those reading, right? Yeah, they are 10 it only made like 30 million domestically because they just can't sell tickets because they shouldn't because they shouldn't.

They shouldn't sell out theaters. Yes. Unless they are private screenings with a limited capacity. That's the, uh, let's see. Does anyone want to guess what the, this past weekend haul for 10 it was? It's got in the US to two or three million in the US. Yeah. Oh, it's got to be nothing. Yeah, 3.4 million. There you go. It's in almost 3000 theaters.

And don't worry. I'm not going to spoil the movie. I'm obviously not going to talk about anything that happened. But that's why when tenant came out, if you guys are remember back in the news, if you, if you caught it, that when tenant came out andet came out and the box office came back, every production company went and just pushed everything to the end of 2021 if not 2022. Because they all went, well, we can't do this. We can't just lose out on all that money, so they just pushed everything. If Christopher Nolan can't bring people in with the air, like what hope do other people have. Honestly, worldwide, Tendet's pulled in about $5 million dollars which is yeah pretty fucking good considering the city.

That's too high for my comfort level for everything going on. That means it must have been watched unsafely in places. Well in the US it's not. Well that's not. It's not. Yeah it's not I mean this situation isn't as bad in a ton of terms. True. There's just here. Wonder what the difference is.

Grossing confidence in a fucking failed response to the whole thing. Oh, well, whatever. I guess we couldn't do anything to help that. Guys, by the way, do any of you have $750? I could borrow. I need to pay my taxes for the entire last year. I bought my new phone.

Mm. OK. It's OK. I'll just make that some type of a thing I could write off. So don't worry about it. You'll figure it out. So what did you want to say? What did you all think of Tenet? I have not seen it. Oh, I mean, is it? You got to see it more than once. I would say you got to see it more than once. Personally, I enjoyed it both viewings. I think the first viewing, you're just so like, there's so much to take in from the movie

that you almost can't process at all. There's also some scenes that are a little harder to hear because of the situation there in the mixing. There's a lot of conversations on boats and stuff like that. But the second viewing, you get to see how things come together kind of understand the story a little more. So I would definitely recommend two viewings to really get the full. Yeah, Nolan loves a bit of exposition delivered from a character next to the loud machinery

or like a super fast moving loud vehicle through a walkie-talkie. He's all about that. Yeah. You're confused in that movie. Confused in a just catching up way for the first half. And then there is a point where the movie kind of plays its game a little bit and shows you the game that it's been playing the whole time. And you start kind of catching up. But still you're just like, why you're confused, you also can't understand all of the dialogues or even more confused. So it's just kind of a little bit of that.

I'll be honest, I loved it. It was my back. I love time. I love time really. I mean, No, no loves to mess with time. That's what he does. What's impressive is if you, I don't know where they put it at. I know we saw it on this WB app that we have,

but there's this behind the scenes feature about it. They try to do, as No, no, and does with a lot of his stuff, all of this stuff practical. There's like, there's very few CG or green screen moments, including a lot of the reverse things you see. It's all just practical. And there is a 747 in it that gets a boom boom happen to it. I think it's in the trailer. Well, yeah.

Yeah. Uh, Nolan decided it was just, it made more sense just to do it for real than to do CG. And that's, that's a baller move. You can do that as a film director. Yeah. Yeah. Well, power to him.

They got, they got to do this crazy stuff. I have to work for that scene. I will say what is his like he like he, I guess he wants his movies just to age really well. Like that must be it. Like he wants his films to be timeless. And that's why they're never dated by bad CG. And also he shoots on ridiculous formats,

like 70 mil and like 70 mil iMacs format, where it's like, you can barely get a better picture than that. Unless you're like shooting on like a large format stills and you know, making a movie by compositing imagery. I don't even get like a more clear, large image than what he shoots on. So it's like, that stuff will look great in a hundred years.

And maybe that's what he's going for. It's so funny you say that. I just watched a video, my buddy, Mikey, who does a, this YouTube channel called Movies with Mikey. Well, that's the show. The YouTube channel's film joy. But he was talking about knives out. And he was comparing just for the sake of comparison, Nolan's, you know, affinity for film and 70 millimeter versus the dude who wrote the algorithm that somewhat almost perfectly successfully mimicked film through the digital shooting of a knives out. Do you remember that Gavin when that?

Did you see that when he came out that the guy that like made the algorithm that could mimic the way that light and and and everything interacts with film but do it digitally? Did you see that? No, I know nothing about this. It sounds really interesting. make the way that light and everything interacts with film, but do it digitally. Did you see that? I know nothing about this. Sounds really interesting. Long story short, some genius cinematographer wrote an algorithm that he and he and he kind of showed like a side by side proof of concept kind of thing that showed, you know, film versus his algorithm

and even just like in different lighting, different things off the Senate to Gavin, you probably love it a ton. I feel about that. But that knives out, knives out has that look to it. That's like just impressively beautiful. I love that movie so much. So I need to rewatch that.

I only saw it like when it came out in theaters. I feel like that's a nice out. It's on Amazon Prime. That's how I like I missed it in theaters. I finally watched it like when it came out in theaters. I feel like that's a nice out. It's on Amazon Prime. That's how I, like I missed it in theaters. I finally watched it on Prime. Like when it first came out like a month and a half ago maybe two months. It just felt like, it just felt like a super high budget

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with Intel Core i9 processors. It makes me excited also for deadlil roosters. I don't know if we talked about on the podcast, but like it's that very kind of like murder mystery, like West Anderson kind of feel to it. But deadlil roosters coming out 2021, I believe, and we're shooting it soon. And I'm very excited. But watching knives out again would make me even more excited. Get me in the mood.

Did we just announce Dead Little Rooster's at RTX? So that would have been like last week. So we didn't, I don't think we talked about it last week. In the 15s. Yeah, so we didn't talk about it last week. So yeah, we definitely have not talked about it yet. Dead little roosters coming out. Yeah, coming out 2021. Okay. Yeah, so we didn't talk about it last week. So yeah, we definitely have not talked about it yet Yeah, coming out 2021 RTX that was it was it was a different it was a different RTX this year No convention center doing it off in the comfort of my own home or war pants most of the time

Most of the time so it's just like RTX normal RTX I tweeted about this the other day, but even though it was all virtual and it was nine days total, it felt like what by really fast, just like a normal weekend of RTX would, just because it's like there's so much happening at all points in time that it just blazes by you. Because at first I was like, damn, that's a like a nine day event. That's going to feel like it goes on for a really long time, but like I blinked and it was done. It was crazy. It was super fast. I brought Benjamin down with me for one of my meet and greets.

Oh, really? Any hung out with me? Yes, someone had requested him, so I brought him down and he hung out with me for a little while here. He's normally never in this room. He's normally in the other room. Did he see another dog? He did not.

He wouldn't care. He does not care about dogs at all. I think he thinks he's a pretty aswold. He probably does the way you and S retreat him and buy him like furniture and stuff. To make it sound crazy. You treat him with respect and love. It's very cute. Yeah, I understand. I feel like that's how you, I don't know, I feel like I like someone so much more when they really love an animal. I'm drawn to people who just like love a cat or a dog. It's like, ah, yeah. You know what I'm about animals. Are you trying to get people to love you right now? No, just I just feel like listen if you're watching Gavin really wants your love and affection. He loves his cats. He wants to appreciate that

I do have my cats. That's true. I get at minimum I think at least 15 photos of my girlfriends cat every single day But her cats she's she's the cat lady to the nth degree and I adore that about her and so she's constantly sending me a smorgasbord of photos of her kiddies and I love it. Nice. It's a good shit. It's good content. During uh, go ahead. No, no, nothing. Go for it. I said during the black box down panel at RTX, I had a video I wanted to play. There was like a listener submitted question that they submitted via Twitter video. But when I had when I would I was going to try to play it locally off my computer, you know, because I can I can call things up

like that. But whenever I would play don't ever change that button, don't change that button. Yeah, that's forever. Leave that button. Whatever I would send the video from here, the audio wasn't going through. So then I sent the video to Broadcast, but whenever they played the video, since it was a Twitter video, the aspect ratio got all stretched out and fucked up. So the workaround we came up with was,

I was going to play the video, but I counted it down. So I was like, all right, I'm going to play a video here in three, two, one, now. So they were playing my video, and then Broadcast was playing the audio. So I had playing my video and then broadcast was playing the audio. So I had to count it down so we could both hit play at the same time. So the video and the audio matched up during the panel. Just problems you'd never think of. Right. We're at the fall asleep. I'm sure I'm sure if people who were watching the panel wondered

like, why did he count down into that video? It's like, well, I counted down so that Nick could hit the play button on his side over at stage five at the right. One of the people who has like two TVs that are broken, but one has broken audio and one has broken video and just chewing the both ends of the I got to say like fucking massive props and shout out to broadcasts for our TX. They were just over all over everything that happened that weekend or that week rather, and they just kicked ass. So it's out to broadcast. For a long week behind the scenes. You're real heroes.

You all take the rest of the podcast off, tell them I said it's okay. I mean, we also had to do other normal stuff, like we were still doing podcasts and other recordings during that mental week. All right. There's a lot. You're welcome.

The ones that weren't live, I mean, right. Yeah, you still have to make other content and keep putting that out. It was good. Yeah. It was fun. I'm hoping that next year we can meet back at the convention center, fingers crossed. I hope so, man. It's going to be interesting.

Like, God, I don't know about you guys. There's such a sense of uneasiness being so close to the election and this whole thing with the Supreme Court and everything like all these unknowns kind of happening at once. And just I feel so God am anxious. Yeah, that more than ever. That which on all of everything you retweeted earlier. more than ever. That which on all of everything you retweeted earlier. The thing about the Supreme Court, I watched it last night when it aired and I didn't share it because it was just so depressing. Like, I mean, the whole theme of that video is you lost and be ready to start over and put in another generations worth of work to try to to try to win to try to with in a system that's rigged In in one direction to

Send you all the things that they're about to undo right. It was super depressing I felt I was like I felt like shit when I went to bed. Yeah There's definitely like a theme of like I think it's called Doom scrolling where you can't help but wanna stay informed and like stay in touch with what's going on. So you just end up reading articles and looking at news sites and watching these videos and it's just like, fuck, it feels really doom and gloom. But it's also like, I feel like I'm really hopeful in a way

the fact that already a million people have voted, which I think at this point last year, it was like just over 10,000 people had voted, or sorry, not last year, 2016. So that gives me a little bit of hope. I've been, I've been, everyone should do this. I've been texting, I think I talked about this in the post show last week or the week before. I've been texting everyone I know tell him the register vote, sending them like a link that you click on to check their voter registration status and to get registered if they're not. You should do the same thing. Send that message to all your friends, all your family, make sure that they know, make it, you got to make it as easy as possible for them. Give them a link, an easy link to click on. I forget which one I was sharing. I think I was sharing.

I will vote.com. I don't know. I don't want to say the wrong thing off the top of my head. I think that is one of them though. Yeah, or maybe it's or. Let me see if I can scroll. Yeah, I will vote com. So with the message I sent, I'll read it right here. I sent it to someone. And this was on the 22nd. This was last week. I wrote since today's National Voter registration date, it's a good time to check and make sure you're ready to vote in the upcoming election. And I've just put a link to that. I wrote, since today's National Voter Registration Day, it's a good time to check and make sure you're ready to vote in the upcoming election. And I've just put a link to that I will vote.com. And I send it to just about every person I know. So I was like,

I don't care if I'm annoying them. Like I'm just going to text everybody. I mean, it's just it's like the same situation as we're in right now, right? Would buy like getting political in the podcast. It's like, it's kind it's like the same situation as we're in right now right with by like getting political in the podcast It's like it's kind of irresponsible to not at this point right if you know if you can get people to vote it's so important Has there ever been a non-peaceful Transition of power in the US. I think it's when King George got ousted What's the last one So pre-constitution. No, no, that was post-constitution.

No, no, you're right, pre-constitution. Like a declaration of independence. What would even happen? Like, so say, the arresting would say a president was just like, nah, I don't accept it. Do the secret service and do like the like White House military? Well, I think what they're hoping for is for that president. He'll contest it. And then I guess they're trying to organize something where this Supreme Court has to do

the final ruling on it. And so getting this, what is your name? Amy Comet or something? I think the thing that I've said is in order to try to avoid all of that, try to make it as overwhelming of a decision as possible. So there could be no question about it. So we don't have to go down that path and try to figure that out. What is her name? Amy Bart.

And I think that there's just crazed to think about. Like it's crazed to think about stuff you read in history books where it's like, ah, you know, if they didn't, they didn't want to step down. So they were all killed. It's like, that's surely the outcome of, even though it's weird to think about a modern day, like surely that is a possible outcome if someone just doesn't leave.

I think that honestly, I think that the media is doing a bit of a disservice on that front. Like they're kind of dangling the option out in front of him at this point. I think people keep asking him, will he leave or will he not? As if that's one option that he can pursue. Right. Which is just like stop asking.

Right. It's like that's the option. If he doesn't have an option, he'll take advantage of that. You can't say, will you or won't you? It's like, no, I mean, that's... Well, because then Paulian is tiny little gecko brain. He was like, wait a minute, that's an option. I could stay, I mean, that's, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that sorry. I'm trying not to. Let's, yeah, let's, uh, let's, let's, let's just all go on and vote. Let's all have a good time. I wish, I wish that like, COVID wasn't going on right now. I wish that, you know, I could organize like

advance to take people to vote or something, but it's not the safest thing to do right now. WBED. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, yeah. Have a plan. This episode received podcasts brought to you by Harrys. There's nothing better than a clean shaven face on a fresh fall morning.

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What? We got from head to head. Is that a good enough segue? I like it. Should I try it again? No, no, no, you did it. You got it. You got it.

You got it out of it. You got it. Try it out. Okay, cool. I got it. I got an HB or the other day. Then you know that when you make the I get I get delivered or pick up because I don't want to see people and you can check if you want substitutions or not.

And I ordered a bunch of fruit. And I usually just leave that on because I figure if they like can't find the apple that I want, they'll get a different kind of apple. It's not a big deal. You know, the deck kind of thing or if they like can't find the small that I want, they'll get a different kind of apple. It's not a big deal. You know, the deck kind of thing. Or if they like can't find the small thing of blueberries, they'll give me a big thing of blueberries. Sure. Well, I ordered a bunch of mangoes and I ordered four mangoes and they found three. But they couldn't find the fourth. So who can guess what they got me instead of mango? A peach. A panda mango. I'm going to guess.'m gonna guess peach. Yeah. Gavin says can mango. I'm gonna guess a pineapple.

Oh, like, you know, Barbara, how did you know that? I was trying to think of something so ridiculous where it's like, okay, if this shopper wants mango, what's like a similar type of fruit and pineapple immediately came to mind? I mean, I feel like they're on the same sort of, like you would find them together in a tropical fruit salad. Tropical fruit, yeah.

Turns out I'm actually John shopper, sorry for the next up, John. Why are you holding the pineapple like it's not a delicious fruit that you're gonna eat there? Cause it hurts. If I grab that you're gonna eat there? Because it hurts If I grab that like that it's Pokey it hurts I mean that right that it's still good though. Yeah, I might eat it. I want to eat the fucker So you're happy are you happy with the substitution is this okay? Yeah, I got three mangoes in an entire pineapple

I'm okay. I'll be good live everything's fine I Mangoes in an entire pineapple. I'm okay. I'll be good life. Everything's fine I Is for like a weird like you should only get two or three? I just feel like it's quite a large fruit like Would you eat four before they start to rot? I guess you do. You're to four. I also like, yeah, how much fruit and vegetables you have every day. I know, John, a lot of them. I eat food and vegetables in every meal I have. I eat fruit and vegetables in every meal I have. And I try to make the fruit and vegetables take up at least half of my meal is what my attempt is. I don't succeed that every single time. But fruit is even easier than vegetable

to get into because I love fruit more than veg. So I eat fruit. I just had a goddamn peach for the podcast. Okay, bro, you're the same because of my bro. You love sugar. So good. Yeah, I like sugar. Yeah, no, yeah, you right. I do. I like sugar. I that's why I Hawaiian piece is good. Yes, I agree. I'm not a fan of like sweet meals. I don't like my meal to be sweet. I like dessert and fruit to be sweet, but not like the entree. But that's like a nice like a fucking chat is on your side. They're saying four is two.

I have children. I have children. I have children. Yes, I like feed them too, okay? If you, it's just a lot of my cuts. I've never seen someone buy that many in one go. I'm gonna go throw away so my mangoes now. No, don't, don't.

Hey, hey, hey, I'm whispering. That's what I'm still on. People like mangoes. There's a nice contrast between sweet and savory in the same meal that I think is interesting. You don't get it on a lot of food, but like a whole lot of pieces of perfect. It's perfect.

Oh, this like, and then he's like, ooh, a little bit of a little bit of a story. Yeah, but you know, you should try. You know, you should try again. So, the mayor actually woke me up to this. She ordered a custom pizza for Magpiza. This was a while ago when we were still in the office. It was like a Hawaiian pizza.

It had pineapple and ham, but then she also got hot sauce on it. And let me tell you, that shit slaps. Interesting. How do I get this? I guess just order Hawaiian pizza with hot sauce. Put some, put some Frank's red hot on it. Yeah, I think that's what it was actually.

Now I want to Hawaiian tonight. Also, John, you think you had fruit issues. Were you on the podcast? I told you, I told you guys about my banana bushes. Like, yeah, where I got way too. I wanted to order five individual bananas, but I had got five bunches selected and I got five bunch bunches. So bunch,

bunch, stop saying bush. They're not bushes. That was the joke. They don't come in bushes. Bushal with an eel. You said bushes a second ago. Well, maybe, I don't know, maybe my Canadian accent cuts off at all. And so

Bushal. But not convenient. I got some curbside groceries at the grocery store the other day. And one of the things I wanted was shredded lettuce. And the bag of shredded lettuce I got was curbside groceries at the grocery store the other day and one of the things I wanted was shredded lettuce and The bag of shredded lettuce I got was like brown and wilted. That's why I fucking Getting other people choose my groceries like I wonder if you were

Buying groceries for yourself. Was that the bag of shredded lettuce you'd grab? I mean look at it I think there's a conspiracy I think that there's some sort of relationship between the shopper drivers with the supermarkets where they just put all their worst shit in a bucket and they know that the customer isn't gonna take it but the drivers and shoppers can take them. And I think there's some sort of like under the table

financial thing happening where it's like, you just get shit stuff if you order it. Maybe. Yeah, and this was and this was the grocery store so maybe they were trying to get rid of their own bad produce or their own shit that didn't look good that they knew people wouldn't pick for themselves. I don't know. It was not good. I was not happy. I still ate it. But I was not happy with the way it looked. I often like to try and word stuff that's so a caveman, I don't understand it, but even if the caveman understood,

everything that you do, but knowing what he has to go through to get food. I don't think I'd be impressed with what you're telling me. Yeah, I didn't find lettuce, which in itself would be amazing to him. I wanted it pre-shredded. And why should it preserved nicely? Oh, yeah, that little brown stuff on it. Yuck. Why wouldn't you just shred your own lettuce, guess?

Because I don't have a mandolin. I guess I could do it with a knife. I've done it before with a knife I just don't want to take the time. It's convenient. Isn't that a musical instrument? I guess yeah it is too, but it's also a kitchen device. Are you taking a salad spinner? It's been a lettuce de shreds. That's the dry it. I'll be through some blades in there. I might work. Yeah, I'm thinking of razor blades. I'm thinking of a mandolin. Slap chopper.

And the win. Right. The roller making machine. Slap chop. Where you go? You're gonna make it feel like I'm playing. Mangilands, right. Mangilands, right. Right. You're making a machine. Lap chop. Where you go? You're making feel like I'm clean. Lynn's right. Mandolins right. Yeah. I don't know. I don't cook at all. I know. And it's a mandolin and a mandolin.

Right next to you. Both shred your lettuce. If you use this goes back, this goes back to what I was talking about before before. I don't like to keep a bunch of shit. I don't need in my kitchen, which you guys were flabbergasted by. So I don't have a mandolin up there. Gus and Eric are going to start a show where we just see if we can air fry a bunch of stuff and it's called wheeled air fry. I did you watch a video?

I said, I sent John a video earlier. Yes. Oh, the bread. Why are you sending them to me? I have an air fryer. Someone made, they called it cloud bread in an air fryer. It looked amazing. I'm going to send it to you right now right now Barbara like that please show what it looks like right at the beginning Dude, I'm serious if you ever have air fryer recipes or videos you want to share with the bimmy over here

Please do I only made one meal in it So I put it in our discord if you want it check it like they show the you see what the bread looks like right at the beginning in the first couple seconds It looks like a potato It wow amazing. I want to make that I want to fuck that That escalated That's the easier for me than you Well, you haven't tried my methods yet. I'm just kidding. Shovey guys.

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Yeah, but what makes it so what about the... Okay, I could just look it up. But what about the air fryer makes it so fluffy and cloudy? I think it's probably the ingredients. I don't know if it's air fryer necessarily. There's a part of this video where they just shake it and it looks like they're holding someone's ass and just shaking it. It's such like a satisfying wobble. Now how you want bread to rise, if you baked bread

on the international space station, would it go a different shape? I'd rise in every direction. I think it would probably still rise the same because it's the convection of the heat. Oh yeah. No that's really interesting. I think for Cardless it would rise to the occasion. Okay second. Have they made bread in space? made bread in space. It's like I've seen, I've seen like matches lit and the match like the, it does, the flame doesn't go up, it goes into like this week's circle. So I'm gonna say no, it would be like a blob going in every direction, not rising.

It would be cool to have like a sub sort of oven and just like float the dough inside and see, just be icy like a big ball, just like an every directional ball. Well, maybe it wouldn't right. Every directional ball. They're trying to send up something that they could, like a starter that they could make sourdough in space, not done it yet.

The project is called Bacon Space, though, and I like that. Oh, man, could you imagine people like this getting some sourdough starter from space? Like they make it. That's incredible. They cut off little bits and send it back to Earth and you can make space for it. They're making the starter here and sending it up. If that was going to be a special hips to space food, I think the first thing that would happen would be you'd have like coffee.

I think coffee would be the first product where it's like I you know, I gotta get it instead of the monkey shit. That's old. That's old hat. I need that space shit now I feel like people will go out of their way to buy weird coffee before they buy weird bread Hmm They don't do bread in the space station because the crumbs anything that can just particularly out. It's yeah They do tortillas station because the crumbs anything that can just particularly out. It's yeah. They do tortillas. Yes, that's. Oh, yeah.

Oh, what would that do to us? No, it's not a joke. They do tortillas. I'm serious. They do tortillas. Do you think someone make them that or take them there? They take they take them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like what would it look like if they made one there? It's still pretty flat.

Probably the same. Just funny. They're doing sourdough. It's such a very particular bread they want to do as based. It's because of quarantine. Everyone, you know, went through their sourdough phase. They're they're a little behind in space. You're just getting to it right now. I wish I wish I I wish I went through that phase of quarantine the whole like I'm going to learn how to cook and make things from scratch that I never hit that. I

never have time. I never thought it was. Or the still time. Where was it? Yeah, there's still a fan time. Did you see the really sad thing the other day where I think I retweeted it, but someone was typing a tweet about, oh, someone visits from the future and they're like, oh, what year is it? You say 2020 and they go, ah, the first year of quarantine. Just reading that tweet, it's a made up scenario,

but it made me want to throw up. Well, I mean, don't give me wrong. You're still going to be quarantine January 2021. So absolutely. But it's just like, we will have. We will have. It's going to happen. We're going to watch a TikTok today.

And the TikTok was a joke about like, you know, what would you do if you if you invented, if time travel got invented? And they said, well, if time travel got invented, either like, well, I would go back and tell people to prep for 2020 differently. But the person put out things like, well, if time travel got invented, then that would mean that someone would have gone back and fix a time as best as possible. So quite possibly we are in the best version of 2020 possible right now. Oh, you think it was like Doctor strange. And this is what we got. We are in the best version of 2020, which doesn't make it any better. Oh, that's, I do not feel

comforted by that at all. No. You know, you know, Pineapples are about the same word and every other language, except for English. Ananas. Ananas. Yeah, I mean, I'll what sucks. It's not an apple. It's not pine. It's not good. Arabic, Armenian, Danish Dutch, Finnish, French, German, Georgian, Greek,

Hebrew, Hindi, Hungarian, Icelandic, Italian, Latin, Macedonian, Norwegian, Persian, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Turkish, Ananas. English. Kind of like how everyone uses the metric system except Well, this I mean England kind of doesn't I I read about something a couple of weeks ago that I sent to Gavin and I've been meaning to bring it up on the podcast and I just keep forgetting about it. It wasn't in my notes for some reason. I read about these kind of bees that exist in North America that are called Vulture Bees. Oh my god. Has any of that helpful? Have you all ever heard of Vulture Bees before? No, tell me about these new friends. Are they different than murder hornets? Oh yes, let me tell you

about Vulture Bees. I'm going to read a little excerpt for you. Vultrabees are a small group of three closely related North American Stingeless bees, which feed on rotting meat. They substitute meat for pollen, but still make honey from nectar. This unusual behavior was only discovered in 1982, nearly two centuries after the bees were first classified. So they eat dead flesh. They are compared to maggots, they enter a carcass through the eyes, then they root around inside gathering rotting meat that's necessary for their needs. They salivate on the rotting flesh and then consume it, storing the flesh and special stomach compartments. Then when they return to the hive, the meat is vomited and processed by a worker bee,

which breaks the meat down into an edible substance resembling honey. The substance, so it's like a rotten meat honey. Yes. The vomit part, that's true of just a regular honey process. Like it's B vomit, but the fact that it's meat, rotting meat. Yep.

I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I think they said no one's tried it because they think it's probably poisonous, but it's like, how do they not know I hate that. What was that? I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. What was that? I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that.

I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. I love doing this with chat because someone flag on dude just responded, that's metal,

that shit. Yeah, that's it. A lot of people in the chat saying zombies. I guess they call it corpse honey. Oh, it's a good band name. Does that spoil? It actually good band.

I guess so disgusting. There were way too many inside jokes happening at once. B experts. So I guess nobody's ever tried the honey. It says B experts advise strongly against trying this not because the honey might kill you, which it might, but because Vulture B store only enough of this material to sustain their hives unlike common honeybeats which produce far more than they need. Oh, so you'll piss them off? Or you might kill them. Yeah, you'll starve them. You're going to eat their rotting flesh instead of them getting to eat it.

Would you try it? Would you try like a little like a toothpick in meaty honey? If I knew it wasn't poisonous or not knowing. Not knowing. No, no way Might kill me I guess death is worse than botulism. Yeah, yeah a little bit But it's a death is worse than most things

Yeah, it's a yeah, I don't't, it's a, it's a, it's disgusting. I can't believe that's something that I've never heard of. I feel like there's, there's so much in the world I don't know about. And it's also weird that they just discovered that like in the 80s and the early 80s. You think that we know everything about the world

and then you find out that there's bees, any rotting flesh and make honey out of it and it's metal as shit. I mean, how different is that though, than plants growing out of fertilizer though? Like that's dead stuff a lot of the time. Um, hmm, but the plant is not made from the dead stuff. But it, it, it like has particles of dead stuff in it.

Right, but it's not the principal thing. It's like, it's like, it's not the principal thing. It's like there's somewhere at some point there's gonna be like a meat fruit right there's gonna be a fruit that evolves to be pollinated by like corpse bees people like meat fruit by the way that that's it. What has happened? There are now so many variants of the people like blank, the I've completely lost track. I don't know who is a judge of each iteration. You must stop. There's too many. There's so many. Didn't you say you know how many there are? How many iterations there are? No, I was just saying we figured out that we have been making that reference for seven years now. What do you mean we?

You, you Gavin free have all have been you started that problem seven years ago. That's your legacy. You deal with it. Yeah, yeah, we had that one shot. That was like a second one years later, cool a day there. Nope. Now there's like five a year. So seven years ago. So chill out. Was that the annex? Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. Wow. Because you made it before I came here and I've been here for six years. That predates you? Yeah, because it was the shirt was essentially designed by Emily Weeks and that was before I came here. So yeah, it was it predated. Emily Weeks or Emily McBride?

No, sorry, Emily McBride, sorry. That was pretty Emily McBride. No, Emily McBride, well, the joke might have predated her. The shirt was her. But it was done after I got rid of the original shirt, which was the clockwork orange one. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Which I was like, what does this have to do with? Yeah, I was like, well, they actually great. So I was like, what does this have to do with anything? You had just okay that it could have died there, Gavin. No, I'm okay with not okay, no. Okay. It was weird. It was very weird.

So when in chat, so we should make a people like Gavin shirt, Colin C Burns, mention that. I think that would be probably the last one we make. I think it's people like Gavin. You know what, we did make though. Oh We did make a spoon shirt. That's what Can we see the spoon shirt shows the spoon shirt roll the footage

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It's a print on demand. So get it. Well, it's there, y'all, but it's a really fun shirt. And I can't believe that that dumb conversation Trevor and I had has turned into this. There it is. I see it right now. No reviews. Go on there. Give it five roosters out of

five and buy a shirt. Well, buy the shirt first. And then once you get a five roosters, because it's a quality shirt. Grab some false stuff out there. The seasons are changing. You're going to want some nice form clothes too. That was a shut out of all of our kitchen drawers this whole time. We just didn't know it. Mm hmm. didn't know it. Mm-hmm. In Bobberlake. It's magic waiting to happen. Oh, I have a new question I need answered that TikTok posed to me. I need help. I like what you do in the room to get something.

Like you Barbara left to get the spoons and then we have that. Well, I see what happened. It was magic. I'm sorry. It's a light toast. That's see what happened. It was magic. I'm sorry. It's a light toast. That's a toaster. It's made by sunbeam. What?

Oh, that's the one that automatically cooks your bread, right? Yes. What's the front of a toaster? Is it that that's the front with the dials and the thing you push down the place that's the front? Yeah, that's the front. Or is that the front? No, that's the side side. OK that the front? No, that's the side.

Side. Okay. The front is opposite where the plug is. The plug. Oh, it's on the corner. It makes a difference. The plug is facing this back part. So the front dropping crumbs. So that is the front. That's the front. That's the side. No, the controls are on the side. You got to be able to see the controls while you're operating it. Usually it's against a wall or something. Do you have to be able to see to do this? If you're changing the settings and changing the dial and changing the, like, if you have a fancy toaster that has like a bagel setting. No, once you dial in your toaster, you just leave the dial for like 10 years, right?

Sometimes, some people's bellies get upset and and burnt toast feels really nice when you eat it when you're nauseous. And so I was just lost. You eat burnt toast. Oh, dude, if you're ever nauseous or feel sick, eat burnt toast. I guarantee you it'll make you feel so much better. 100%.

What? Why not just eat coal? Like what's it? It's because you're having, you're having a stroke at that point. It's still tasty. It's fucking good. So wait, then you're having a stroke at that point. I'm not good. I'm okay. So wait, so Barbara is on this team. Yes.

Gus, are you on the lever team? Yes, absolutely. One hundred percent. Barbara is correct. But Gavin, you say this. That's the front. I say this. I guess it depends how it's orientated in your kitchen.

But chat, let us know what you think is Barbara right or is John wrong. Both answers are correct, so don't worry. I just spilled crumbs everywhere. That's what he, because people in chat were saying so many crumbs. I see some Gavin is right. Now overwhelmingly everyone agrees that Barbara is nobody is the green. Are you asking him? That's a funny way. That's a f**k stuff.

I hate it. No, we can't hear it. Bob is insane. Why are you reading? There's nothing to say about that. Why are you reading? I'm not looking for it. I see it here.

Damien Prime said that. Oh. What? A lot of people say that he's toast to ovens. I've never had... Dude. Oh, I guess like, especially with English, English kitchens, those things are much bigger than toast.

There's not a lot of room to put appliances down on account. I have a toaster oven that's barely bigger than a toaster. It's pretty much the same size and it's amazing. It is A thousand times better than a stupid ass toaster Toaster make really good quesadillas in a toaster oven toaster ovens are amazing But it's a toaster purpose isn't a toaster quick head. You have to pre-heat a toast to oven I can't put a quesadilla in this. Well, you could just you couldn't get it out. I guess I can just put it down, you know I'm just chopping crumbs everywhere. I always imagine the controls to a toaster on the side and

if I put toast in and it doesn't burn my toast, I just leave it at that forever until I throw it away until it breaks which is well I've had like two toasts probably ever But what it's like a bagel button. I don't know what that does The the inside so it doesn't toast the entire bagel It just toasts the actual surface area of the bagel a little more See I put a bagel in there, but how do you know which way around to put the bagel? You most toasters will show you they'll have like two little semi-circles that face this way or or this way But usually it's this way.

When I press bagel, it does nothing differently on my toaster. It just does the exact same thing. It's all hot and it just cooks both sides. I gotta say, I'm impressed. Barbara knows a surprisingly large amount about toasters. I just, I use my toaster a lot. I like toast, I like bagels, all that fun stuff. We also have a toaster that has four slots. It has a bagel setting, it has a frozen setting. It's got all the nibs and knobs that you want. I see toaster.

How much was the toaster? I don't know, it was Trevor's. So when we moved into it, he brought his toaster. Right. Someone just made a really good argument. The brave little toaster's face was not on the knobs. He was on the front of it We don't wait to point out his his birth defect. Yeah, that's really mean. That was his face. How is his face? Yeah, I guess that

That would make it asymmetrical that wouldn't it? Mm-hmm. I can see why people think that's the front, honestly. Because you want to use it. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Well, like this light here, the switch is on the side, but I would say that the light is the front. Yeah, because I mean a toaster is more symmetrical than a fucking light. Do I need to go get my toaster? No, like I'm saying that a ton of stuff where the controls are on the side. We're not talking, we're not saying the controls are always the front of a device. We're saying the controls are the front on a toaster, dude.

Yeah. Exactly. It should be you're saying that it's the front because the controls are that for a toaster. But also when you see, when you see toes pop out of a toaster, typically, does the bread come up like this? Think, or do you usually see it come up like this? Sink. Or do you usually see it come up like this? Sink. Like that.

Like that, which is just right there. The other way. Like this. Like this. Which is the best. Oh, no. So when you put it, that's the correct way. It does.

Of course it does, but it's just like if you're used to seeing toes pop up like this is probably because you have your toaster with the controls in the front. And that's what I'm used to see in every household I've ever been in. Right, but if suddenly someone rotated my toast to 90 degrees, the toast popped up. I wouldn't be like bloody out. I'd be like sweet toast is pretty like who looks at the format that it comes up. Here's a question. Do you have a coffee maker at home? Yeah. Okay. Do you turn it sideways so you just press the control on the side? It doesn't matter where the cup goes in. But you turn it towards you so you could see it and click it. Right? Yeah, but I'll argue this.

I have a kettle and the button's on the back of the kettle. That's just because it's my button. I don't stop my kettle by like reaching under the spout. It's used on the back. Yeah. Things that have a switch or a button, I totally get you place it however the fuck you want. But things that have been told on them and you need to mess with it.

This is a switch. It has a dial, too. I guess if you're not using it place it however you want But if you're someone who fills with the dial more than once then place it maybe towards you for use I will I'll be honest this this argument makes less sense than spoon one to me Just trying to and he left he put a message over you says why is everyone on this podcast not on the same page on anything in the kitchen How are we like 15 years in or just now finding out the kitchen is the battleground. I don't know.

This is where true enemies are made. Well, I think there's a great divide, kitchen-wise, there's a great transatlantic divide and also a generational divide where I mean, Gus refuses to have any appliances whatsoever. Correct. Also, the other one that I think, this was only a Twitter argument, I think,

was if whether or not you store pans in the oven. Oh, that was Bernie being crazy, wasn't it? No, he's right. You put cookie sheets and big things in the oven when you're not using them. Why? I don't. I don't.

If I want to use my oven, I got to clear it out every time you just because we're also gonna put a cookie sheet They're huge you keep them in the oven because that's where they fit then when you got covered My tiny ass poor person apartment has room for my cookie sheets you have room Yeah, but if you have a small space I have understand if you have a small space like you blow it over the apartment or something like that. And you need, you know, I'm saying, I have small space. My kitchen is diminutive, but I got my pants and stuff in a little cupboard.

I'm telling you, they are designed to go in the oven. They fit perfectly in there. When you're not using them, you put them in there. Because most of the time when you use the oven, you need the stuff that's in there anyway. My clothes are designed to go in my wash, but I don't keep them in there. The thing is, it's like, yes, I understand how efficient it is, but it's not very safe.

You might as well keep your knives in the toaster. I mean, you don't get extra space in the drawer. But you have to take them out every time, because otherwise, you'll electrocute the half the shit that's in there. I'm seeing Chad. Chad is going crazy. And apparently it's common in like certain cultural households versus others to do that.

You put it in the broiler, you can put him in there. There it's honestly, and I've based a lot of my career around this, there's a lot of good comedy in cultural differences and how different places, two different things. It's so, it's like so similar, but a little bit different and it's great. The thing that I don't like is being inconvenienced.

So if I have to cook something, I'm about to start at the oven and I'm like, fuck, now I gotta take out all my pots and pans, like, fucking Christ. I'm not giving pots and pans in there. I'll take a picture and I'll show you. It's like cookie sheets, the broiler pan. What else is in there? You're just naming stuff I gotta take out. You're just naming stuff I gotta remember. If you have to take out more stuff,

it's all on one big cookie. You take it out and you set it down. If there's something there, you need to use it. And then when you're done, just put it back in. No. Because you have storage space. Are you taking out more stuff than you would be putting in if it was empty?

Yes. That's yes. And you're saying the stuff that's in there, you don't have space. I mean, I guess I could make space for it, but that's already a good space for it to go. Why, which, you would have moved more stuff. It's a perfectly good space already. What am I going to do? Not use the oven? Then the oven's just sitting there.

But this way I can use it when it's hot and I can use it when it's not I can use it with a box. I can use it in a box. What's in your microwave right now? Nothing But I Don't put a saucepan in that put some balls in that Gus, but you if you don't use your microwave store stuff in there Yeah, put theaster in the microwave. Oh, that's actually a really good idea. Facing backwards.

I might put the toaster oven in the microwave. That's actually a really good idea. And that way, there's no front, because there's always spinning around. I don't, my microwave doesn't have that spinning plate. I hate it. Oh, well, then it's not. It keeps, it's not microwaving evenly.

The magnetron is blasting one side of your food, guys. I guess so. But I never use it, so it doesn't matter. Soron is blasting one side of your food, Gus. I guess so. But I never use it, so it doesn't matter. So it's blasting no sides of my food. Someone brought up in chat, too. If you take it, if you take yourself out of your oven to use the oven, then you just have all this stuff just sitting on your counters, taking up room,

like getting in the way of your cooking stuff. I put it on top of the eyelid, right? Where the oven is. I got plenty of counters. I can't believe counters-specations. But apparently no storage space for your pants. You would rather move more things out of the way than move one thing into it.

That doesn't make any sense. Because I don't want to have to go look for. I don't have to go grab it. It's already there. I need it for the oven and it's already right there. So if you need a ball for your cereal, do you just do this? You've got your cereal in your hand and you just like,

oh there's no ball. No, I get the bowl out of the refrigerator like a normal person. That's just all my plates in my fridge. That's why they have drawers in the fridge. Once for your utensils just to keep them. Everyone should keep their silverware in the toaster and the toaster in the microwave And they explain a lot of space. Yeah, and then the microwave in the fridge Just your regular old spoons

I love I love when we disagree about stuff don't ever Are we disagreeing even though you're very wrong don't ever change I know I'm in the green even though you're very wrong. Don't ever change It's like Eric's right without fail. We will always disagree and I can't tell if if like We're just hearing one side of it and then decided to go the other way for the sake of an argument But I feel I feel Legitimately disagree Yeah, I don't think I used to sometimes antagonize Bernie for the hell of it, but I don't think I've ever done that with you guys.

Yeah, I would feel, yeah, I feel like with Bernie, it was easy just to like take one part of his point and just go in one like that, like the airpods structure. But we're very, very clearly both without backing down, talking about two slightly different things in the same in the same argument, but we're just going so far down those paths that there's like there's no agreement whatsoever. Yeah, that's like there's people who wear their heart and their sleeves and then there's Bernie who wears his annoyingly button in the center of his chest. We played some among us last night. A couple of us. Oh, that's a good. Yeah, love that game.

Uh, actually going to be playing tomorrow on stream as well on our TV. Yeah, you know, what? Why was my invite? You could come. We still have one slot. If you want to play. Yeah, what time? One. One o'clock. We're going to be we Yeah, what time? One. One o'clock. We're gonna be we're gonna be joined by um uh call. Oh, you got to work. I've got G month. Uh, we're actually gonna be joined by uh Chilled Chaos, GOM and Z Royal Viking as well. Oh nice. Oh, we'll have a big old crew.

Oh nice, oh, we'll have a big old crew. You know, there's a mobile phone version of that game? Yeah. The thing I was surprised was that that game came out in like 2018. Yeah. What? I thought it was a brand new game. Who found it? Which streamer is responsible for this?

It's so funny. You say that. I actually did a deep dive. There's the website. Know your memes and they do a pretty good job of creating timeline maps of like even viral It's so funny. You say that I actually did a deep dive. There's the website, Know Your Memes, and they do a pretty good job of creating timeline maps of like even viral stuff like this. And they actually tracked like for the first couple of years,

the game got all of its popularity from a bunch of Brazilian streamers. And then it got suggested by a Twitch employee to a big streamer here in America who started showcasing. I can't remember that person, but a lot of people attribute the big blow up of it was that XQC, who's one of the biggest Twitch streamers out there. He's a former Overwatch pro league player. He streams it and then it just became a thing because he streamed it and because of the

game. It's going to be like 100% of advertising or marketing for a game these days is do you even need to advertise on regular media if a streamer just plays it like surely that's all the sales. I mean that's how it picks legends launch they just gave it to streamers and paid them to play it. How did that happen with fall guys? How did fall guys take off? Same way streamers. Fall guys was fall guys was like the beta was played by a bunch of streamers and even our people like Fun house people were like stoked about it and so they played it. They also included fall guys in a PlayStation plus So people who have PlayStation plus got it for free. That's cool. That'll do it. I

Among us the style reminds me so much of Joe cartoon. Do you remember that? Like it will be old flash animation from. I don't know Joe cartoon. It was like early 2000s, possibly late 90s, like flash, like interactive flash videos. But it's like, the little dudes look so much like the, the Joe cartoon stuff to me. Chad, Chad is so fun.

Chad is a, correct to me. It was ex-c, but the other guy was trying to think of was soda poppin. Soda poppin's another twitching. I just correct to me. It wasn't excusey, but the other guy was trying to think of was soda poppin. Soda poppin's another twitching. I just want to make sure that's said. So poppin's on the streamer. We found a game within the game last night in that we were playing with a smaller than like full group

of people, like we're playing with like seven people at one point, and that's fine. We were trying to find the best balance of settings for one imposter with six crewmates and it just evolved into us creating this version of the game where all crewmates have basically no range of vision. We took their vision down to like only a quarter and the killer has like super low kill cool down and it's just going around trying to kill as fast as possible without getting and the killer has like super low kill cooldown and it's just going around trying to kill as fast as possible without getting caught.

It was like a speed run version of a mong as it was fun. It was so disorienting too, because you'd be like completing a task and you would just see like all the sudden legs go by you and you're like, what, what, I don't know, even who that was. Actually, I said that wrong. Gavin actually found his own game within the game.

It's just watch cams on. Dude, I never, I never mess with cams. I just spent last night when we all played together. I just spent like five rounds back to back just staring at cams. But because usually whenever I touch him, I never see anything and I didn't know the map well enough to know where anything was in relation

to what I was looking at. So I was like, this is just confusing me. But as soon as I saw a murder on cams, I was like, I'm like, holding us to the button. It's so exciting. And now people know that they could just come and kill me at cams. Yeah, there is a couple times.

Yeah. Because I watch you walk in, like, I know, because now I know where I am in relation to the cam. So if someone walks off to the right, I'm like, they're in here with me, even though I can't see him, because I'm looking at the cams. I watched like, playing and John walking and I was like, oh, and then they both walked out and then John walked back in. I was like, I'm dead. And my neck was like two seconds behind.

Yeah, there was a few times where I was the imposter and forgot that Gavin would be looking at cams. and I would just be like hopping in and out events and then all of a sudden an emergency meeting would get called and Gavin be like, Hey, Barbara, what you doing? Hopping in that event. So, but then I was just like, what are you talking about? It's so fun. There's no way to lie after that. You're just like, yeah, you got me. I guess that's really the game. Really backed into a quarter. Yeah, we got we got Megan there too. And she kept, uh, she kept being the third imposter or the second imposter

in a game, only one or two imposter. She would get everybody killed. She got you got a lot. Yeah, you got checked out the vent a ton because of Meg. Yeah, it's great. Oh, by the way, I found a, I'm now onto the point where I've run out of alcohol since the beginning of this nightmare. So I'm like rummaging around for stuff that people brought to my house before everything started catching on fire.

So I found one more white clock. I wonder where I'm from. Yeah, it's not from my original back of 24, which I've already got got through you could order alcohol now. Yeah Yeah, do I want to go down that path? Do I know it? Do I need to be doing that? Yeah, I mean look what happened with the peanut butter earlier Well, who knows how much longer we're gonna be here you get another 24 pack? You're probably you're probably yeah, buy a new phone Why not? Oh shit if if I order another 24 pack and I was still recording podcasts from here by can number 24, that'd be sad.

That probably is what is gonna be. You will be. Yeah, let me order it right now. I mean, you know. Let's do it, let's just do it. There might be ways to do things in a safe manner, you know, not too far away from now. I think with like the proper protocols and testing and all that stuff,

I think there's a possibility we could somehow figure out a podcast from the studio. Would it be tested every week? We probably, yeah, we probably test before everything. And I could see, you know, we could do it with enough distance and the crew. It's just way less convenient, isn't it? Yeah, I mean, it might make for better content though. So we'll see. I mean, it may happen at some point, but you know, we want to make sure, if it does happen, we want to make sure that it's as safe as possible. And that, you know, nobody's been forced to do that if they didn't want to. They did that whole face jam live in the

studio together. The taste thing for for RTX and that seemed to like Eric I don't know if you want to talk about the process for that, but it seemed to work out pretty well for you guys A company that does the testing for RT in everything so everyone cast and crew was tested and then we Did a test right before I think the before, we got the test back quickly. Everyone was negative, even with its negative, like just know that it is a really strict set. It is a bread of a strict set. Still supercarsians as if people could be positive. Yeah, I mean, we were there and it was like Michael Jordan and Nick, like, could not leave their station. I had to get up and move around and shuffle the food where it needs to go, which was unpackaged and everything like prep before. So that way we didn't have if we go back into stage five to do this stuff, it's not just

like, oh, we're being safe. It's like people need to know that like the strictness of the protocol is like, I was like floored by it. I couldn't. It's easy. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't believe like how stringent it was very much like you come in here at this time.

This is the place you have. You like you sit in your seat. You can't get up in like mean goal and go there's like movement paths to in the studio. Yeah, it's full on so it's good I mean it really works for the face. Jim thing. It was great. I really dug it And it was fun to do it was fun to be back in the studio It just a Gus is right totally different energy. So felt right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, felt good It and if it's something you guys want to do, I can start kind of looking into it and see what we can do.

And if you know, if people are into it, then maybe it's something we can explore. So even if it's like one podcast a month or something, it might be nice just to not a bad idea. I can. I feel like the fraction second delay is the worst thing ever for making content. I can't wait to be done with it.

It's pretty fair. Everyone started talking and then stopping at the start of the same time is like, I am so excited to be done with it. I had it also. That's a fun. It is right there. I mean, that's it.

I think that's it. I did it again. I was just going to point out and this did it where when you're on this cam, you can't see anybody else. And so you can't see who is prepping up to talk next. And Gus and I were both like thinking of something to say. Yeah, it's little things like that that are hard to do, not in person. I haven't seen you guys in so long

that I think my brain is trying to compensate for it. And a few days ago, I had a dream that I was back in school and my classmates were Christa Maris, John, and Barbara, and we were getting ready for graduation. I'm sorry. And I woke up and I was like, what the fuck was that?

I guess I haven't seen them in so long. Sorry Gavin, you weren't there. My brain apparently gets enough of you. That's bullshit. Yeah. So do you think, Gus, do you think that you miss people? I might. I might actually miss some people.

Not me obviously, but you miss your work is Yeah, sure I'll stick my neck out. I'll say it hot take I miss people But we should probably go ahead and and wrap up here So I want to thank everyone for watching We'll see you guys again next week, hopefully everyone had a good RTX. And we'll see you again next week from our own homes. All right, bye. Bye. Do you like apples? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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