Rooster Teeth Podcast - Happy Birthday! - #359

Episode Date: January 19, 2016

RT Discusses Birthdays Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnet and Anthony Mackie comes a new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnet, and Thomas Hayden Church. Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock What was the well I was a new week Do it over wow playing is fired up man. You're really having a a spot. I'm a guest here. Alright, everybody calm down. Are we doing it or not? Listen, should we have a chill one? Got, what does that mean?

I get it. Oh, I hit it. That's good. You can go with the segway. Get your shit. Gavin is wearing our new shirt, podcast and chill. I was wearing my laser team one, but I took it off to swap it with this one. So we don't get podcast shirts all that often.

We don't. We get them occasionally. I'm on one of them and it was one of the proudest moments of my during a shoot. Before we get podcast shirts all that often. We don't we get them occasionally. I'm on one of them And there's one of the proudest moments I've been on a ship before we get into shirts This is super human. I have something I want to say wait you should pin in that thought Barbara I'm pinning it you will have first right you'll have the floor first once you introduce yourselves for people who are listening Hi, I'm Blaine. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara and I'm Bernie and I'm Blaine stop it all right What is yours? What is your thing?

Who always sponsored by that? Shush. Oh, we're sponsored by yeah, you shushed in you They've made all this possible keeping the rules turn and get shushed to great sponsors I have a feeling we'll be talking about them later in the program. We'll be talking about you sound like father Chits what Because he is. I have to pull Gus's job today. You're coming through like feedback. So are you? Oh, there's always one person every podcast who has the God mic that you can hear them on

all the speakers. Do I have it this time? It's never, Bobbra. It's never me. I mean, I don't talk this close to my mic. It's all of us. It happens. All right, Bobbra, what's your story?

Let's take the pin out. So I want to start the podcast before we get into everything to say that today is a very, very special day. You know, we're all here on the podcast together. Why did it cut to Bernie? Today is the birthday of a very special man who we all admire and love and cherish very greatly. That is Mr. Christomers.

Happy birthday, Chris. Happy birthday, Chris. So happy birthday Chris. Happy birthday Chris. Happy birthday Chris. Yes. How old is Chris? I think he's 29. I was going to say 28.

I feel like he pulled a switch over. Also, it is Bernie Burns' birthday. Happy birthday Bernie Burns. You know, someone was like, do you want to say happy birthday to you at the Monday meeting? I was like, there's like 150 people. What was that? There's been, there's like four balloons. We have some party heads. Oh, this one's going to hit you the Monday meeting. I was like, there's like a hundred and fifty people. What was that? There's been, there's like four balloons.

We have some party heads. Oh, this one's gonna hit you on the head. Oh, I missed. Blame what color would you like? Uh, green or purple, please. There's no purple. I want blue. Green, please.

So I encouraged, I'm gonna green for a cheap amount of purple. You give me the other green one too. I'll take a red one. I'll give you a blue one. I want blue. Green sucks. You get what you want.

Can I get green too? Got another green. I'll get one. I'll get one. I'll get one. I'll get one. I'll get one blue. I'll get one blue. I'll get one blue. I'll get one blue. Green sucks. You get what you want. Can I get green team?

Got another green. Double up. You got really excited when you saw something. It was a cheap amount of colors. Oh, it's our plane. Plane that we dated in our simple planes. You know what I say to that? Those are going to get old fast.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Hey, give me the rest of them. And you know 21 now no the Gavin this is my 43rd birthday. It is not it is 43 I'm 43 years old. I think about that How old are you 27 27?

Seems like you're catching up Somehow or some way that's the way I remember that time when you were 32 and I was 16 here. I'll do this or something. I still remember that time when you were 32 and I was 16. Here I'll do this. There you go. How old are you when you started Red versus Blue? Oh look at that 10 years. What about you? I know. Now you're a teenager. Backwards cab does it. I look like Barb now. How old was I? What? When you started Red versus Blue. Man, I guess. 27. I think no, no, no, no. I was like right at the end of my 20s. I was 29

Dear Lord look at Blaine down there I Think about that because people people always start to was like how can I get started or whatever? Usually people have that conversation. I like you do the whole 17 or 18 Yeah, and the conversation is like if we start talking to them and say like what you get going on stuff and build up a portfolio and all that And you can see the light just go out in the eyes. They just want to know like, what button do I press

to become world famous on YouTube? You know, that's because that's the environment now today is they feel like they can do that. And it's like when you talk to them about building a portfolio and stuff like that, it's like, but you could do it like for two or three years and even if you started now, like if you're 15, you started now, you'd be so far ahead of three years experience. Yeah. You know, in some kind of art form, by the time you're started now you'd be so far ahead of three years of experience Yeah, you know in some kind of art form by the time you're 18 you'll be so far ahead everybody else

And they're just like I don't even do that. We were at it for like 11 years before it got to be a point Oh look at it. We went all out holy cow. You guys went all out happy Walk slower you're gonna blow the candles out. Oh, let it it says I don't know if you want to get a camera on that the G is melting Yeah, how should you pay me to do the whole? Thank you on a on your birth 10,000 things I want to do with that cake if you guys had burned out the end of this podcast It would go entirely differently We've got a hell yeah, all right. You ready for me to blow these out make a wish

I don't know why it's like one running joke I have with bar. Hey, thank you everybody I've running joke with Barbara where if barbers in the room And I have a piece of paper and I'll crumple up the paper and I'll look at the garbage can and I'll size up and then I just go And I like let it fall out of my hand To the ground it she always falls for it every single time she while second size enough like a minute I'll sit down looking gets old for Bob right the same crap since the day I met you laugh at still to this day All right, oh, thank you very much. Oh, that's spatula. There's something very funny to me. Thank you, Mario That's your gift, Kevin. Well how well prepared we are for this. Isn't pancake day come?

All right, who wants cake? It is. What is that? It is. What is plates here? Any crew wants cake? Do you have some help? You have a busted up finger that I'm sure we'll talk about.

Oh, yeah. We want to tell that story. Yeah. Is this your thing that you put a pin in barber was this discussion of? Yeah, it was absolutely about your birthday. We needed a pin for that hold it hold it hold it thank you all the cakes going

save it blade good grief there's a lot of jokes that Bernie makes that I laughed at blame how much to eat that in one mouthful? This? How much are you gonna give me? 50, quit. 50 bucks. 50 bucks, dude. How do you mean by that? So like I had to stuff it in and- Like everything that's on the plate has to be in your mouth. No, I'm gonna go at the same time.

I don't think it's human to be possible. You could try though. You want to slice? $1,000. So is that mean I'm the last one? Can you be spoon-berry? You're telling me, oh, yeah buddy. Stir here.

I can't throw so well with my middle foot. Oh, eating off the spatula, that's class. No, but else wanted, I knew. Okay, so $50. Yeah, size it. I the spatula, that's class. No, but I was wondering, I knew. Okay, so $50. Yeah, size it. I don't think it's possible. No, no, you can compress that. That's this little air in a cake.

I don't know, that's a pretty dense cake. Can I like put it in my hands and mush it? Yeah. That's a pretty dense cake. But you only get the money if you actually do it. I remember for Barbs birthday. Can you get a try? One year we made a cake place up on that.

Do we ever talk about that? Actually, an Aaron Zach, right? Yeah. I think it wasn't completely in edible as well. Yeah. It looked like a dick would, like, if dick was a cake, it looked like that would be it. Oh my god, look at Blaine down there.

Double it in. So Blaine is trying to fit an entire piece of massive corner of a cake. We should've got to scum him in on this. It's like that scene from Matilda. What's the Matilda? It's the scene from Matilda. It's the main choked dozen cake. Yeah, Pan Faris growing nuts.

It makes the kid eat the cake. He's so fucking happy. That's gonna be the thumbnail. You can't eat the cake. Don't die. Don't choke the death. He sounds muted. You can't eat the cake. Don't die. Don't die. Don't choke the death. He sounds muted. Say anything at all.

It sounds like he's muted. It's like behind like a wall of lead. He did it. He did it. That's 50 bucks. Oh, there's still something. Hey, do you want to swallow some before you put it? No, he can't do that. Oh, he can't. Now he can swallow. Oh, you're still something. Yeah. Here, do you want to swallow some before you put it? No, we can't do that. Oh, we can't. Now we can swallow. Oh, you're killing me.

Come on out. Come on out. It's put in, it's coming out. If you guys are listening to the audio version of the podcast, it's basically, it looks like the first five minutes of 2001. It's like, look at this. This simian look on his face.

He's jamming food into his mouth. Look at him. Look at him. You. Oh, yeah, that's good. You got it. Well done. This is a simian look on his face and he's jamming food into his mouth Okay, that's good. Well done 50 bucks. Good job 50 bucks Blame blame No, you know, I thought it was a bubble. Oh! I'm sorry. You're not sorry. I lost the horn, that's what it is. Can I get a trashcan?

Could you just hear that voice that I'm gonna catch you in. How about there's a paper bag right there. That'll be great. I have reach because my hands are so dirty. I have reach because my hands are so dirty. Can somebody give me what, what, whipies? Little whipie towels? That's a big assumption.

Here you got some dry towels coming in. That's gonna help. Grab it with your hands. See my hands. I'm not touching you., like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, you know, like, way, as well. My birthday always falls on Martin Luther King day. That's how I normally saw it. Always? Oh, just one, seven, seven, eight. Well, you know, it's whatever. So I noticed that because there's a major holiday, it's a Monday. Yeah. I noticed that my birthday kind of gravitates towards Monday and away from Monday. But are there certain days a week that dates never fall on? Like, will January 18th always fall on either like a Thursday or Saturday or a Monday?

You're alluded to. Or do they make it through every day of the week? No, it goes the next day, the next day, and then leap here at Scripps a day, and then we'll do the next four. No, I don't think it's the way that works. Yeah, it is. I don't think that's the way it works.

Okay, so what you're saying for sure, tomorrow is not January 18th, my birthday. Next 2015 was what? Was Sunday? No, it would have been a Saturday, because it's today's the leap year. This year's the leap year. This year's the leap year.

Wait, but it hasn't been fab yet, so it would have been a Saturday because it's today's Alipia. This year's Alipia. This year's Alipia. Wait, but it hasn't been fab yet, so it would have been Sunday. It would have been a Sunday. Check it on your calendar. One day was January I can't get my calendar out 2015. You could just open your calendar. I could do that. Don't you wipe your towels go back a year Just keep saying wipe it. It was a Sunday. Yeah, and now it's a Monday So you're saying 2014 would have been a Saturday a Saturday and the next year will be a correct How do you not know how the years and days work? Well, this is a very specific thing about the years and the dates

Like that they go one day at a time they advanced. I never knew that I honestly I that's a thing that everybody else knows But me I did not know that. Do you guys know? Yeah, I knew. They just advanced one day. Yeah. Like how Christmas last year was, all the year before was the Thursday,

and this year was a Friday. Yeah, in 2013, my birthday was on a Friday. The reason I know that is because my birthday's in the summer, so I would always try to see if my birthday fell on a weekend. So I could play like a birthday party. You have a cake. What do you think? See what?

Yeah, so 2010 would have been the last year that my birthday fell on the Martin Luther King day. Kimber, you look stupid. Who else do I share a birthday with? So it's Chris Dermars. Muhammad Ali. You know reason why you know that. I would be surprised we have so many people

to come in here. I would be surprised if there's a third person. Who has this is the birthday? Come forward. Probably. So you does every year would just think all luck of the draw what they I just didn't notice I mean Seriously, the closest thing I wouldn't notice from my own birthday last year was Monday I would notice except for the fact that Martin King day falls around the same time I would notice though that like the fact that Martin King Day falls around the same time, I would notice though that

like December 25th and January 1st are exactly seven days apart. So those always fall on the same day of the week, every year relative to one another. But I never noticed before that they'd advanced through all the days. I literally, I'm honest, if people know that, that's like a fact that people have learned, I never have noticed that trend.

Am I, control room, am I alone in this? Did you guys know that that's like a fact that people have learned I never have noticed that trend and my control room Am I alone in this? Did you guys know that that's the case? That days advance no, oh that was common knowledge Is it like they don't teach Americans that? That they days advance through the like explain it to me like how do they how does that explain to an education? How to explain it to me. I have no idea. It's just like an effect that I know Like it's just explain it like someone's never heard that fact before. How do they teach it to you? Like it's I never got toy. I just like yeah

You just knowing alive 27 years I know it's just as they don't teach that in America. We have calendars in America, you know So it's like it's a fact you pick up, but it's not something that somebody sits down and ever teaches you I don't think you ever anyone ever told me know. I wonder if you will get me There's gonna be somebody who don't say what the fuck we're talking about. You, like, you, you, you based knowledge on your own experience. Yes. I'm just saying, look, that,

that would be my memory has to go back, not only one year, but two years to make like a trend, not happening. I mean, no, you don't need one, you need one year. You need one year to get it from today to figure that out. But, but a leap year actually keeps it consistent to where even across the leap year,

it doesn't move up a day or anything, it does. I just went back six years. I went across the leap year in 2012 and it didn't change. So what's it gonna be next year for you? It's gonna be Wednesday or Tuesday? Next year will be Wednesday, because this year's a leap year. What?

Well, if you're saying leap years don't change it. Leap years do change it. That's why people don't know this because it's like there's a caveat. Yeah, leap year change it. So it's coming to a way. He's absolutely right. But by a day? Honestly, most people this year have skipped today, but because you're one of the few who's

birthdays before the leap day, then you don't experience that this year. How do they handle the age stuff in UK schools? Like, do they ever use some of those? Someone goes up by one year. But But on a different day of the week. No, like what's the cutoff day for the UK for you to go to kindergarten? Is kindergarten your first official level of school? No, what is German?

Okay, what is your first level of school? Reception. Reception, okay. When someone goes to start reception, what is the way in the reception? How old are you going to be going to reception? How old? Yes. Four? Four. I you? How old? Yes.

Four? Four. I think it's four. Okay. So like what's the cutoff date for that? Like the, the, the, the, the, I think it's like very early September. It's like the oldest kids are born

on the early days of September. Right. Okay. Yeah, that's a, Teddy's like that. Teddy's like one of the oldest kids in his class. How do they do it with us? I got held back. It all, you get held back in.

Did you really? Yeah. Well, it wasn't because it was like dumb or anything. I don't think. That's what they said. No, no, no, it was because my mom was a teacher and they knew that I was going to, my dad was a lay bloomer and they knew that they, A, they wanted me to play football. B, since I'm a May birthday, I was going to be, either extremely young or extremely old for my class. So they're like, let's just opt for him being older

and possibly more grown when he plays football. In the future. You mean younger? But why not start you later? Older. Why not start you later? Well, I'm very worried when you held back. Oh, because I think it actually held back

because I was like, I was like, I was like, it was pretty smart, you know, so like going through kindergarten twice was like, you know, color within the lines a little bit better the next time. No, it's true. Yeah, and that's all the fun stuff anyway Yeah, it would rather be the smartest guy or the oldest guy in a young class or the youngest person in a older school oldest is but yeah easy. Yeah, rather than being pushed ahead

So it was like 19 or 21. I graduated. No, no You were probably 19 then when you graduated. Yeah, yeah, there's from where people are like you're So I graduated 17. It was exactly opposite and I, I was the, I was a very late bloomer. So I didn't like, it pure beauty dollars of junior in high school. How do you think that affected you socially? I dated more in middle school, like six to eighth grade.

Play a. Then I did my first two years in high school. Like I was much more, I don't know, successful later. I don't know, I was the way that I tend to back then. But then yeah, I was way like smaller than everybody else. But I think that let,'t know, successful data. I don't know, we didn't have Tinder back then. But yeah, it was way smaller than everybody else. But I think that kind of thing made me focus way more on school and stuff like that. But when I'm in junior and senior,

you're caught up on dating. So I grew like six inches in eight months. Out, so yeah. It was painful. It was painful. It was painful. Did you have stretch marks? I would also, no, I never got stretch marks.

I don't understand how those work. Our stretch marks, like when you grow too fast or gain too much weight and then your skin stretches or is it like, it seems like for people who lose a lot of weight have stretch marks. It happens in both cases. It happens, how do you get a stretch mark by losing weight? That doesn't make sense to me.

Or is it just a reveal when the skin comes back? That's where the thing was. Yeah, I don't know if stretch mark is the right word for it. I was gonna talk about test scores. owner of that thousand things to do with Tetschools, you know how to do it when you help back it. What's up? What grade we held back it getting around Kidding you were held back in kindergarten. Yeah, so hot. Did you want to kindergarten twice? Yes? Miss Elliott and miss stroop that is kind of just like Starting later though. That's all it is. Yeah. It's nice. It's cool. Yeah, I actually I skip reception

Level one. I just went straight into you one year one You're the way you guys remember your school stuff is awful. Yeah, and then the college thing you do You three four five six. We give you eight levels and you're that's just the exams today What's the thing that's after a little a levels that you do though? That's you go into university. When do you take your owls? Well, you have like a college student. Yes, that's right.

Do you have a college thing, dude? This college is, yeah, that's separate to universities, typically. So our college and university same level? Yeah. Well, it's usually, basically you can leave school at 16. You can do your GCSEs. They determine like what A levels you take. Or you can not do that and just go to college and do specific.

So if you take your GCSE, GCSEs, yeah. GCSE used to be called O levels. OK. And that determines what A level test you're going to take. So it tells it, like then you pick. So say I want to do A level science. I need to get at least a C in my science GCSE. And that's just a test, do you take another test?

Or do you go to more school and then take a test? It does, a qualification. So you can go to a job and say I've got a C, a GCSE in English. Okay. And that's something else that you guys do different too, is like grades. Exactly, confusing me. You try to have a, his my America is weird, right?

Go on when you're like 18 and you're like trying to finish up school You still have to do all the crap like maths even if you're not doing that But in a levels you're only doing what you're not doing all the the fodder that comes with other lessons You're just doing like the three subjects that you want to do So are a levels grades are they test? Explain that to you. That qualifications. Okay, so do you understand why this is confusing?

For example, I have nine. Oh, it's just numbers. That's how you started this conversation. Oh, that's the numbers. I have nine and a half GCSEs and three A levels. I don't understand what my qualification is. It makes you really have a degree. I don't have a degree.

Spouting numbers and you're worth. You got to 10, you're 10. And then somebody threw a lot of letters at you. That's exactly what you said. No, you take your GCSEs at the end of your 11. Your 11? Is that a test? You take your GCSEs, so you're 11th, you take your GCSE.

And then you're done. And then that's 816, you can go and like, you know, a lot of my friends like became a plumber at that point. Or you do years 12 and 13 13 and that's called the sixth form Do you get this now and then you do you understand and then it was so so when you started barbara now There's another school after school. Thank you's making this up. No six forms a thing six form is University is 12 and 13. No six four. So that's like our senior year form And then you do your as levels and then your a2 two's then on is your a level well, okay, granite

We do six form in 11th grade also Bernie. We do kindergarten then first second third fourth fist and then I'll up to 12 Yeah, I want I want I want I want is somebody to make an edit of Gavin talk to me What do you mean it's complicated? It's just number for the years then immediately cut to him going A levels yes, he out six form college, a level public reception. But all your stuff has like dumb names like junior and then like it freshman sophomore junior senior but literally I have like two

junior you go grade one through 12 and then that's it. Yeah, then you go to university if you want to or you don't. Yeah, that's it. That's like me say I explain that in five seconds. Okay, well here's let me do it in five seconds. You do is one through 13 and then you go to university if you want to or you don't yeah, that's it That's like me say I explain that in five seconds. Okay. Well, here's let me do it in five seconds You do is one through thirty and then you go to university if you want and if you want to do twelve and thirty So do you have to do three years of university then since you did 13 years of high school? Yeah, the degree of three or four years

I could also explain that somebody could drop out and get their GED which is their high school equivalency But that's an alternative to the American schools as basically if we dropped out and let's I don't get a Twitter and hear everybody in the fucking UK Telling me how smart Gavin is and how he just doesn't explain things well your systems fucked up and you should be so can you leave can you leave school at 60 Sure, yeah, you're really school at the way you leave school like eight gave great. You don't have to go to school Oh really? That's what it's the law. Home school kids, they just take them out of school.

Home school, I mean, they just run the kids through the yard. It's a law in Canada, say, till 16th. Yeah, that's why at the beginning of your A levels, they're like, all right, you don't have to be here anymore. So if you're not going to do work, then piss off. Not interested in teaching someone who's not. Ah, that's nice. Yeah.

That's when kids get rowdy. There's like 11th and 12th grade. So that's a levels. Yeah And don't you sometimes take a levels 12 It's that so you say a levels that's a test Then you take six form after a levels and six form is also called college. I can't help you I can't help. What how do you guys grade? Do you have like a's b's? C's yeah, yeah, and then it's a wonder anybody ever get out of that You saw in school system over there. No, I know I plus you have a B star and C star no D minus you can also get you what's you?

158 hundred tweets that are directed at RT podcast So that yeah people are serious We can't read that. Simple as that. Oh, yeah, everything was said. Look at that fucking garbage. I nailed it. So Patrick pulled up the UK educational system.

We also don't call it C. No, we call it primary school. You have common entrance examinations. GCSE examinations. They have a lot of exams. I guess we have like, we have a standard exam. We have a C, just narrowing it down. So you can pick your GCSEsinations. They have a lot of exams. I guess we have like, we have a state of... You've been seeing it just narrowing it down. Yeah.

So you can pick your GCSEs, but you still have to do maths and all the crap that you hate. Every year... Every one in Twitter is explaining it from the UK. They're all explaining it different. Someone literally said, Sixth Form is college courses, but it's not held at college.

It's held at a school rather than a college campus. Yeah, if it stopped at six, it's six form. Get your fucking shit straight. Sick form for me was in my own school that I was already at. Okay, I didn't have to go to a separate sick form college. I did! Oh, you went to sick form?

Yeah, I got three A levels. What does that mean? It is really just amazing. Did you have a college degree? What does that mean? I have qualifications. You have qualifications. So what if I ask you, like, we go to, we go to, we're going to be like from first grade to 12 grade, we don't get anything all the way through to 12th grade. Once you finish 12th grade, you get a diploma.

That doesn't mean a high school diploma. I, I'm really good for this job because of this one diploma. I have a basic education. Yeah, no You got it doesn't tell what you're good at American what we teach are the American educational That's what college is for I'm never gonna say that no, we narrowed down way earlier like I'll have to you like 14 or 15 You're like picking what you actually want to do that fucking sucks see what's a what I want to do when I was 14 or 15 Is now what I want to know? I don't know that young and I in my high school you got to choose like what I wanted to do when I was 14 or 15 is not what I wanted to do. I don't know. You don't know when you're that young.

In my high school, you got to choose like you only had to do three years of math, two years of science, one year of history, and you could keep taking those courses in like the 11th and 12th grade, but you didn't have to. So there was a minimum curriculum that you had to take and everything else you could fill with stuff you wanted to do. So it's like getting married it down, but you still have a understandable fucking school system. Can you imagine how fucked you would have been

if you had chosen your career path at 13 or 14? What would you be doing right now? Oh, doctor. It would be a doctor I did. And then I went to university for a pre-med. And you kind of being a doctor, what happened to your finger though? Oh, everyone's asking about that on Twitter too.

So you want me to explain that real quick? Yeah. Okay, is it long story? So I have longer than that conversation. No, I'm just making sure that we don't have to do like business stuff. Like ad reads and whatnot. So for those of you listening at home, I have a splint on my finger, which is the splint is on a bandage.

I did not break my finger. I'm not allowed to bend my finger. Trigger word, Gore and blood. Is that trigger word, Is that trigger alert? Trigger warning. Trigger warning. Are you gonna take it off?

No, no, I'm not gonna take it off. We're just gonna tell a story that's gonna involve blood and horror and pain. I would not take it off because Gavin's freaked out by it. I'll show you, I'll get a picture right of the one on my phone that I took for Gavin though. You do what I do, where you like kind of curdle up and you're like, I got a new set of knives can't do it. So I got a new set of knives.

And I'm very happy with my new set of knives. I like it a lot. And one of the cool things about having a new set of knives is that they cut through anything. Like cutting steak is like zip barfogs right there. I'm not gonna throw up, I'm just gonna get on call. So Teddy likes this sub shop called Jimmy John's. But.

I love Jimmy John's. Yeah. I try not to go there as much as I can because even though Teddy loves it, he's one of those guys that goes and kills 1,000 year old elephants and stuff. You know what I mean? And it's always pictures. We got somewhere here in your Facebook. Is it cake? I got the cake there.

I got it. Anyway, that's political though. We're going to talk about that. So, I bought bread from there so I can make make it the sandwiched to this dale bread they have, which is just bread. Loves the bread. So, I bought that, and I was cutting it and made it sandwich form. Got everything.

And then I noticed that when I cut the bread, my brand new knife had like some smudges on it, so I thought, I'll clean the knife. So, I got the knife wet, cleaned it, and then I was doing, I'll try to explain this to the audio listeners, can understand it. I had a paper towel wrapped around it, and I was doing like, just cleaning it like this. Massive retort emotions. It like going outward from the handle to the blade, but also kind of moving the knife with it as well,

and then went too far, and when I came back, I went zip across my hand. Oh. And I cut about an inch and a half huge gash in my finger, just like instantaneously, like scalpel, and I cut about an inch and a half huge gash in my finger just like instantaneously like scalpel and blood everywhere. I got and I'm getting six stitches in my finger and That was no fun and then Remember I had made Teddy the sandwich and I was cleaning up because it was a blood sandwich

This was after the meal. No, this is after the meal and I was cleaning up and doing everything So then after like four hours in the emergency room. Everybody in the emergency room was really great The seat the staff at seat was amazing I Got home after all that and I saw that on the kitchen table was Teddy sandwich and he had taken like five bites out of it and I'm like that little shit and I'm like Hey, I go you're sandwich is there go. Do you didn't even eat your sandwich? You guys? Yeah, I like it I was like you fucking dick

I just cut my figure wide over the sandwich. I don't even want it probably lost his appetite watching you have a picture of it Oh, oh, oh you see yeah, wait, but Like what about the audience who don't see that I'm gonna put it up on I like to see it passing over here. I'll figure out a way to post it where people who are Disgusting want to see it I used to work at a croaker and I unbox. I used to work in the dairy and I'd unbox boxes of cheese in one day I was there with my box. So that is my big knuckle and I matched my And I gashed over my first and second knuckle so it goes like all the way like this part It goes. Oh, you don't have the picture of the actual open gash. No, I have that Oh, it's just it's just the stitches picture of the actual open gash. No, I don't have that. Oh.

It's just, it's just the stitches. Gavin, it's just the stitches. Yeah. Did you do it? Gavin, when the knife hit my hand, it's like a penis. Oh, and this is sharp knife. This is the sandwich.

I can feel like the individual skin layer is like pop. Oh, whatever. Like it made like a domino feeling effect. It's so much good. Yeah, look at the sandwich though. Do you know how to see it? It's appetizing. Well, the sandwich is a sandwich.

That wrote piss off. Give me that phone back. The worst part about that photo too, it out. Every time I extend my handle the way it hurts. I'm okay. The weird thing about that photo is, is it's that creepy live view that phones have now,

where it's like a gift kind of. You took a live picture of your... Where is that? How do I turn that off? Can I turn that over at the end? If you go to the live one. Open your camera and go to the top. Yeah, and you what? I'll show you how to do it.

If you open the camera, go to the little one. Yeah, click that little one. Get off. It's still open. It saves the audio, see. What does that mean? Very good. If a DLO it's on, if it's not.

It's on. That didn't let that into the Mac now, too. So I'm actually. If a yellow it's on if it's not. It's not. I appreciate my cake. That I don't know that into the Mac now too. So I'm actually going to be down in Australia. I have to get I have to get the stitches out 10 days after I get this and I will be in Australia at that point in time for RTX Australia and some laser team stuff. So I'm going to have to find a way to get stitches out in Australia. I think they have hospitals there. I'm pretty sure they do. You just bite them out. Yeah, but they have social health care, but I'm not a taxpayer in Australia. So what does that mean? Just get health insurance. If you get bite them out. Yeah, but they have social health care, but I'm not a taxpayer in Australia So what does that mean? Just get health insurance if you get travel

You should be okay if you get travel insurance. I will just find a helpful person Australia punch me The nose and I'll go to the doctor and I'll take this. Oh, I happen to have yeah, or think about like this if it's gonna be 10 days 11 days Probably fine, too No, I don't think so. And I think 10 days puts me down there. I'm pretty solid in the middle of my trip. No. Wait, you leave.

All right, so I go, I go, Austin to Washington, to LAX, to Sydney. Why Washington? I'll talk to you about that in a second. All right. Then Sydney, then I'm in Sydney for a while. I got the premiere, got RTX Australia. Then there's another screening that I'm going to in Sydney

on the 27th. Then I fly from there to Honolulu, Hawaii, where I will be attending the screening, because the Honoluluans, they said what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this,

what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, what is this, Honoluluans, Hawaiians? Honolulu lights. They got a screening in their place. So I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna watch the movie with them and then I'm gonna fly from there to LA, screening LA, then from there to Austin. I had the dumbest fucking conversation by the way, you have a story about Quantus, I wanna talk about that.

As well. Why is that pronounced Quantus? I don't know. There's no you, or actually, actually, what it means. It means Queensland's and... What's the acronym? What does Quantus mean? There's no you. Actually, actually what it means. It means Queensland's and It's an acronym actually what does Quantus mean? She's not there. Oh, maybe a yellow out enough. She'll be there Well, you got a lot of somebody alive

Really yelling. Oh, yeah, maybe she looked that up. I just wanted to reflect your knowledge and impress everybody It's a quanta stands for something Queensland and to something with a tea obviously.. Yeah. Tess me. No. What does quantus stand for? I have flu quantus once. Queensland and Northern Territory are your aerial services. That's what quantus means. So it's an acronym they can fucking pronounce it. I forgot.

How ever they want. That's why the GIF thing is like, you can pronounce it however you want to. It's a fucking acronym. And the person who made it up can actually say how it's pronounced. And I know people go like, well, why does it say GIF? Why does it say GIF if it's graphical for the G? How is that different from anywhere?

Why, why if I cooed you, born I? Let me give you another acronym. Because my name's not an acronym. My name is a set of words, but let us say it. It's made up. It's made up. Yeah, but the word scuba, you don't say underwater. You say underwater, but you would never say scuba.

That would be stupid. You say scuba and yeah, it's pronounced incorrectly, but that's just what it's called. Like underwater now. Scuba. Wanda. Wanda. Wanda, Wanda.

Wanda. What did you do for her? So I had to make a change. I had to fly. I was gonna fly from Austin LA Sydney, Sydney back to LA back to Austin. Okay, so I had all this stuff come up. I had to be in Washington on Wednesday

and which I'm glad Blancer, because I want to clear some up on that as well. And then I had to fly from Washington to LA to Sydney, not in Honolulu. So I said, okay, here's what I'm going to make this really simple. I'm going to book all the other flights myself. I'm just going to change my original flight from Austin to LA to Sydney to not a Honolulu. So I said, okay, here's what I'm gonna make this really simple. I'm gonna book all the other flights myself. I'm just gonna change my original flight from Austin to LA, to Sydney, to LA, to Austin.

I'm gonna change that to LA Sydney, Sydney to Honolulu. That's it, I'm going less, less travel. Less places, I'm going less places, I'm going less distance, I'm taking less flights. I called to make that change, and airline people are fucking crazy. And they are, they have no problem just like saying insane stuff and acting like it's totally normal.

I told the person that I wanted to change my flight to LA to Sydney, Sydney to Honolulu. That's it, nothing else, really easy. I'm eliminating two cities, I'm eliminating two flights. What's he gonna say? She goes well with the change fee and everything. That is going to be altogether to change that $14,000. That's not a joke.

She said 14, and she said it as calmly as a person could say anything. That's much. That's what I said. I said, I said, are you saying 14,000? Are you saying 14,000? You're saying, no, it's 14,000. She goes, because we're doing a change,

I can't get into this kind of rate. So it's $14,000. That's especially new tickets to all those places, almost. My business flight. My business flight. Rebook at that point. That's especially new tickets to all those places almost. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life.

My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life.

My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. My business life. Airline prices are like gas prices. They make no fucking sense. The price of gas of oil has dropped from $100 a barrel. I sound like Joel now. $100 a barrel to $28 a barrel. Yet at the same time, gas has dropped about 30%. That's about it. Well, meanwhile, the price of oil has been absolutely gutted. And I know there's other stuff like,

someone's somebody explained on, oh, this is really a discussion, I'm just gonna read it. Somebody goes, well, there's other factors too, there's refining, which is definitely part of it, but refining to me is pretty static because the difference between the grades of gas have always been about 10 cents different. That's a refining difference,

like premium is 10 cents more than regular. And so premium is 10 cents more than that. But even though gas gets to be like three bucks a gallon, four bucks a gallon, it's still a 10 cents difference, And that's it. The other thing they said was tax, but taxes related to the cost of the price of the thing. Tax would go down as the price of the thing goes down to you. Well, about tip. But yeah, so it's ridiculous. And also, I've also noticed in my life, I haven't noticed that days change year to year, but I have noticed that when the price of oil goes up, the gas price is immediately changed for the positive.

They go up as quickly as oil does. Oh, it happens so. They're looking into it. Okay, that's enough of my story. Where does it, where does it go? They just want to say, can they just make all the oil? Go ahead. What do you want to know?

Why are they still fine to get? Why do you get oil? Just out of the ground. Yeah, you just got out of the ground? Yeah, you got to the ground It's one that just get it all out Well some oil is harder to get than other oil and that's I think a big cause for the drop in the prices of oil is We now have more efficient ways to get oil from different places specifically in North America Like tar oil, shale oil

They have they have all new kind of developments in mining, fracking, commercial gas as well. Fracking is super efficient. You're flammable. Yeah, well that's, you know, they, somebody did that on the news, they lit their faucet on fire. I've seen that thing you can do with ice. Where?

No, sure, go ahead. Well, I, I don't know how to answer do with ice. Where... No, sure, go ahead. Well, I don't know how to answer that question, no. Yes. Yeah, there's like a bunch of dudes walking on ice and you can see like the water moving under the ice. There's a little bit, a little bit there. And they stuck an axe in the ice and lit it.

And it like sucks all the air out of the underneath of the ice. And it's like a jet of fire coming out of ice. That's really cool. What is it? As soon as it's oxygen burning, maybe it's like, be a methane, I don't know. That's got to be so much. Look up like ice-hole fire video. If I give you a glass of oxygen,

you can't light it on fire. Oxygen's flammable. Gavin, I understand that. Do you understand what I'm saying? That if it's just oxygen under the ice, oxygen coming out through a hole does not make it flammable. It does. What are you talking about you can't just late I mean it's pure oxygen yeah it's I better it's pure oxygen well what I feel like it's like make it up

wait wait maybe there's like a bunch of plants under the water yeah I'm really so oxygen you're oxygen avoid of nitrogen anything okay it's been trash I think i'm saying air you're saying oxygen you're you're literally think it's pure oxygen so blame go ahead what we're gonna say my contribution is no avoid that you know that's the thing that's in the California's been going on forever i'm not shitting method in the air for it's like it's like worse than the uh... he did the the sun the uh... the yeah the bp well, there's a worse one

Exon Valdez axon not Nissan Amazon Valdez I'm trying to think were you born when that happened what yours? Patrick The Patrick, Patrick, play a game with me. Patrick and Erkatovo was playing alive when the Exxon Valdez crashed and leaked all the oil over. Hey, he's got the coach. Patrick's thing, yes. I'm going to say he was not. When was Exxon? I got to really fart Valdez. I had Chipotle for lunch today.

And what is Chipotle for those not living in the US? What about it? What is it? A lot of beans, my skin food. No, be born. 1990. March 24th, 1989, bam. I'm one up on you, Patrick.

I also was born when the Exxon Valdeez hit. But I know about it. So, yeah, just couldn't miss that. Barb, do you remember like what's the big news event? Because I discovered what it was in Gavin's life. What's the big news event like for kids, you know, my generation was the Challenger explosion. What happened?

What happened? What happened? He probably missed pronouncing something. So what was the big event you're like? What was the big event you're like? What was that shuttle? Blue up. I said stood because it didn't do the full shuttle. It's a part of it.

And then they exploded. By the way, if you made a challenge to go into the late 80s, that was like way off limits. Way off limits. So what was the big thing? I mean, I would think 9-11. You just said 9-11? Yeah. Gavin's earlier than that when Princess Diana died.

That's like the world. I feel like I was still just a little too young when that happened, because that was what, 90. But you don't like, it's like, nice. I was heard about like older generations talk about they knew where they were when Kennedy was shot. I think it would call, like I was in school, but I knew where I was when the challenger exploded.

Yeah. Do you remember where you was when the challenger exploded. Yeah. Do you remember where you were when Princess Diana died? No. I was, it was in 97. You said? Some of that. I think I was like 9 out 10. Yeah, so I was 8.

My mom was like crying during the funeral. Yeah, everyone in England was crying at the same time. It was really weird. I didn't know what was going on. I probably have said about 6th form trying to figure out to school for kids. Mine was, I thought mine was going on. I probably have said about sixth form, trying to figure out. Just cool decisions. Mine was, I thought mine was like, Oklahoma City bombing,

because I was like a city away. In fact, my mom and I were there, I think like a day or two prior in that very building. And like where we were, I was on my babysitters and we could feel the shake from the Oklahoma City bombing. So I used to do business in the dot com days, when internet stuff, I used to do business in the dot com days, when internet stuff, I used to do business

in Oklahoma a lot and people who lived in Oklahoma, this is before 9-11. They, it was always very telling to me because they could remember specific things in history or in their lives based on whether they happened before the bombing or after the bomb. It was like this hard line in the sand for them.

And now I guess for a lot of people that's 9-11 like they can remember specifically things that happened, well that was before 9-11 and it's good. It's gonna change so line in the Sanford. And now I guess for a lot of people, that's 9-11. Like they can remember specifically things that happened. Well that was before 9-11. It's good. It changed so much stuff about that travel. Well just to everything. Yeah. Terrorism.

In the way you can view the world. Yeah. Miss Mass's fifth grade class, my friend Tyler Keating came in and he told me that the Pentagon attacked and I was like, well they'll rebuild it and make the hexagon. It's a fucking idiot. Oh, the mishap and make the hexagon. It's a fucking idiot. Oh, the mishap.

It's an utter wall. It's like he's called the Pentagon for a reason. I could see them making a bigger one calling it the hexagon. I started drawing hexagons in class and putting like missile turns. Look at this show. We know somebody who was in the Pentagon on the day that the plane hit and the Pentagon is such a massive building the plane hit the building and he had no idea

Fuck he saw anything on the news. Yeah, it's David Ellis from a holy fuck Microsoft. Wow Yeah, he was in the Pentagon on the day. How big like the government agents secretly I don't believe so. I know I know we worked in the prison system at one point It's a really cool stories when he was a prison guard I wish the documentary last night about how some secret service dude shot JFK by accident. What? There's so many fucking different things.

There's a documentary about that. Yeah, there's a no point. What was the rationale behind that? What was the main piece of evidence? The trajectory of the, and the difference in the bullet, like the bullet that Lee Harvey Oswald fired went through the president, through the other guy, like out the other guy

and into his own leg, so it went through like a bunch of stuff. But the one that hit him in the head, like exploded, shattering into pieces like blew his head up. And they were saying that you couldn't have fired both of those from the same gun with that trajectory. And then they were saying like, that you want a guy on the car behind.

Yeah. I heard the first two shots went to pick up the gun, fired it by accident and let blue the president's head off. Out of his way, accident. If you tell me you could shoot someone by accident from one car to another, it is possible, very, very unlikely to be. And imagine that, the most freakish of accidents.

You accidentally shot the president's head. From like what 40 feet away? while another guy is shooting at him Simul yeah, what it's not that's too much What's like oh? What's if you look at this a pruders film or is a pruders? Yeah, yeah There's a guy that tells dudes to back away before the firing happens CIA guys are running up to it. And then CIA guys are running up.

You guys are in the sun. It's like get out of the street. The presidential limo is coming through. No, but like you look at the guys that are in the video and they're like the fuck is going on. They're like there is armed guards and they're he's telling them to go away and they're like what?

The guy's name is George Hickey. Inside of the club. Look up that whole theory. He's the bodyguard, the next thing I just got in. So I was watching that so, like stabilized HD version of the JFK assassination, it's gruesome. I'm amazed at how close his wife's head was to his head

when it blew up. Like that must have been, she must have heard the bullet go through his head. Oh, don't. Yes, because she was like right there in his face, checking out what was wrong with her. There is a photo of her when they're on Air Force One and LBJ is being sworn in.

And she is just like 1,000 yard stare. For some reason they made her stand there. I guess some kind of continuity of government. They felt it was a good idea for her to be still like a witness in brain. She's watching him be sworn in as president. That's the- How long after her husband was shot? Hour shot? I don't know, but it was right after he was declared dead. I'm sure. My theory with that is like she wore the same outfit the entire day with all of his JFK's

blood and stuff like that. And I think it was like as it's like from what I heard it was like a symbol. It's like look what has happened to your president you know like i think she was there's like a symbolic thing you want to hear you so he was shot in Dallas, Texas yes and uh... there's a weird thing like mat has in his family a weird connection with major text history events he has an aunt who was uh... outside of the theater

watching when they brought oswald out of the theater when they went and found him The through rest him for the assassination of John F. Kennedy and She was standing right there watching go by she was also on the mall at UT When Whitman opened fire. Wow. She was there at UT the guy who went up the tower the guy who went up the tower That was like 60 something yeah, there was only 60 Yeah, she was there for two major Texas history events So I really ruled events that took place in Texas. So we should probably investigate maths and That's what I'm saying. She might be I'll tell you something about this crackpot theory. Did you read?

Oh, that's the idea. Oh god. Yeah, she yeah, I can't imagine that is not a happy plane. That is yeah, that's really gloomy Rightfully so the um, so. Did you read that the filmmakers for making a murder that they are now like in total back pedal mode? Like we've come 360 or 180 on those guys. I think it's too late. Like the filmmakers are now believing that? No, no, no, they're defending themselves for leaving information. Like now the level of scrutiny for the evidence they presented

is now being used against them. And they're like, well, we left out that evidence because we didn't think it was relevant. It's like, what do you mean you left out evidence that was relevant? Isn't this a whole documentary series about evidence being relevant to a case? And people selectively choosing what they're going to include

in the case and they're not include? I mean, they're clearly spinning it one way, so they're going to leave something out that. But I mean, everybody, it's funny that everyone's reaction after seeing it were, oh, I can't believe this. This guy, you know, like, that would happen. And now everyone's flipping the other way, like over analyzing the documentary. Well, they just released also an interview with Jody,

his girlfriend at the time, saying she was like, terrified of the world. Totally changed your opinion of them and everything else. Yeah, it's saying that she was, she's convinced that he killed her. Really? Yeah. Spoiler. I don't know what we're gonna do about that show. Whatever, watch it.

We've been talking about it for weeks. Yeah, I feel like I was really late to that ball game. And I started watching it like a month after everybody else. And I watched the jinx like two years later. I needed to watch both of those so that people can participate in the conversations. For bad. Just leave now and start. Okay. Just bad. Just leave now and start. Okay.

Just kidding. Stay. But I'm not a town so long, son. So the long story short is I hurt my finger in a cookie accident. That was bad. I gave him sandwiches. I gave him sandwiches. Okay.

Cooking. I cooked a bowl of soup. So it was a bread knife. Yeah, it was a bread knife. It was a bread knife story, everyone. Ooh. Are you a good cook? Are you guys a good cook?

Uh. Good cook. I see where this is going. I cook a lot of ground beef. This is a really great segue. You cook a lot of ground beef? Well, Blaine, you need to know how to cook. Not only do you feel like you know your way around a kitchen, but cooking at home means eating healthier and saving money

instead of ordering your expensive takeout again. But, Blaine, where do you start? Blue apron has you covered. For less than $10 per meal, Blue apron delivers all the fresh ingredients. You need to create homeooked meals. Just follow the easy step-by-step instructions. Each meal can be prepared in 40 minutes or less. No overwhelming trips to the grocery store. No more sad takeout. No matter your dietary preferences, Blue Apron makes it a breeze to discover and prepare dishes like creamy lemon, linguine, or shrimp and pineapple fried rice right in your own

kitchen. Cook with ingredients that you've never used before, like watermelon radishes, farrow. I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. And purple potatoes and recipes are between 500 to 700 calories proportion. Delicious and it's good for you. Right now you can get your first two meals for free at blue apronrin.com slash ruchochith. That's blueaprin.com slash ruchochith. Blue apron a better way to cook. And thank you, Blue Apron, for supporting our program.

We should order some food right now. From Blue Apron, you think it'll get here in time? No. They don't want you don't want to get sad takeout. You're going to get some Amazon Prime now. No, no, no, no, keep, keep forgetting about that. Gregor's, one time we'll do it. You know what we're supposed to do? I wonder if we could do this.

What have we got blue apron? What have we ordered that stuff? We did that steak cook off that Gus and I can do. Don't we have the pancake podcast co-led up rules? Let's hope so. Let's hope so. We're supposed to do the podcast awards. Gus never said anything about that.

I asked him about it a couple weeks ago and he's like, well dude in January because it makes more sense now. Well now it's February. Almost yeah. Well he's not gonna get back, but it's fun. Yeah, we should cook our pancakes. We are.

Listen, that I agree with you, those people were very nice last year, but I was very sad that I did not get to cook the pancakes on the Shrove Tuesday podcast. Well, how long has that like a month away? It's, I think, the first Monday in February. Is it February? Is it March? February. It's that early. I thought I had to do with Marty February is a February is it March February? It's that early. I thought I had to do with Marty grow When's Marty grow

What's when's Marty grow? So let me get this straight. This is a day ahead of where it was last year Troubles nice boy Shit, it's not show to you. I was serious question day last year can now move up a year wait sleep here wait So if it's February 9th Dude you guys fed me Chipotle twice today Or maybe you meals it work we I would have custom like did you order beans? Yeah, it's part of Chipotle. Just take the beans out. No, they're delicious. When you go somewhere to eat, how often do you change like what you order? Like,

tell me you're chipotle order. Oh, it's a breedable to go because I want the 10 psychic shaker or anything else. I get brown rice, extra brown rice, please. Pinto beans and they'll have half barbacoa, half chicken and then we'll move down and be like, okay, I want pico de gallo, two scoops of medium salsa, come on, a little bit more medium salsa. You're not ordering it right now. And a little bit of lettuce.

I am addicted. A little bit more. I know what it is, the Chipotle hot sauce. I love that stuff. Also, it burns my bottle. The chips are like half chip, half salt. Those are the saltyest chips I've ever had. They're so good. They're so good. They're so good. Pico de Gaio. It's basically roost the teeth right?

What is that pico de galo so good? It's like roost is beak Isn't it isn't that the translation? Pico de Gaio. Yeah, no Yes, Rooster's yeah, no, C.S. Patrick Patrick's most informed person on the podcast I Yeah, Rossias Patrick. Patrick's most important person on the podcast. I still remember the first time I came to Austin. That's the funnest day for a company. And you asked me to get... The picket that I have productions.

We had a barbecue one time when I visited Austin, like five or six years ago. And I went to the grocery store with you and you're like, hey, why don't you go down the aisle and get some vegetables and some pico de gallo and you're like naming things and I'm like, uh huh, so is that like a cheese? I had never heard that term before.

Yeah, I never heard anything. I think that might have been the RVBTO. No, it was in Austin. It was here? RVBTO was the time we were making the jalapenos and you and Brittany started cutting jalapenos and she somehow got jalapenos all over her face. She was rubbing her eye at the same time.

It's so crazy. It's better to do that. Don't do that. Yeah, and then she was crying, and she was like, then she started crying more because she said her tears were burning her face. Yep. So, she's so metal.

She was too super. It was pretty impressive. How many times have you thought, since the beginning of this book? Oh, like, I haven't announced all of them. I'm probably up to like eight right now. Really? Yeah, I'm just- I'm just gonna hear them. Huh? I say let's go to be it's legitimately upset with you. It's gonna be a piece of

What happens that oh He looked me right in the eye and thought it we had a moment Gavin that wasn't a moment. I want to remember Think about when we watch the Matrix together. I'll be farting a lot more. Have you ever farted on the podcast, Gavin? You've been on a lot of them. Not really a big fart. I'm looking at Twitter if you guys want to tweet a set of hashtag RTPodGas.

I'll look at that now. I would fart into the microphone, but I don't want to give this to you. I'm gonna say this. I've been farted on more times than I've farted. That's not true. Yeah. That can't be true. Except for maybe when I was a baby.

And a few little pots. You don't fart like at least once a day. Except for maybe when I was a baby. You don't fart like at least once a day. No, it's farting Google. It's fun. I feel like the majority of people fart at least once a day. I know we're thought the other day thinking about this methane leak. It led me down the same thought process. Is that I contribute more methane global warming

personally to the atmosphere than my car does. Because my car contributes nothing. That's weird, yeah you too. Although you're getting a license, Gavin's getting a license. No. Really? How many times have you said that?

Can we explain why? I don't know, did she say that? No. Oh, well maybe not. But yeah, I'll get one. What she posted then she passed out. So now that Megan No. Oh, well, maybe not. I don't know. But yeah, I'll go. Well, she posted that she passed out. Yeah.

So now that Megan's passed out, Gavin has to get a license because he has to be able to drive himself. Wow. Because she's worried about, I mean, you don't want to be at a behind the wheel and pass out. She'll be fine, though. She'll be fine. I'll go on.

It's about time. I spent my 2013 New Year's resolutions there. I was going to say we never did like a 14. Hey, Pete, Patrick, people want to see you on camera saying hi. Can you say hi on the camera? On the broadcast? Yes, they're high to the camera. He's the high to the back of the camera. So we're gonna cut that's bad lighting in there There's bad lighting come out here where it's better lighting. Come here. Don't trust Blaine Patrick Come here fart near you. That's not true. I think it's very true. He might fart on you. Oh, he's actually oh

I'm gonna say hi. We're not responsible. You know it's for seats Patrick He might fart on you. Oh, he's actually oh I'm gonna say hi. We're not responsible. You know, it's for seats No, you go over by playing he doesn't want to stay there's Patrick He's the guy who talks and gussies here Patrick. How come you don't want to sit? It's my old mentor because he's full of parts of it Always you knew you knew peek it to go You'll smought in there. I've been out here. I'm trying to think of an embarrassing question. No, Patrick, come back when I ask you an embarrassing question. Come on, what do I remember?

You're a grunt to everything. Get out of there, Patrick. He's gonna fart. I would get out of there. I would smell them. He'd get out of there. I can't check out anything. I'm sorry. I'm supposed to know how.

Fuck you, I just want to... Patrick was my first friend at Rooster Teeth. Yeah? Hey. What? What about me? Uh, you didn't shake my hand, so. I gave you the fist bump.

Yeah, I was like, probably never shake the hand. She came up and she was like, hey, Blaine Train, and I was like, get the fuck outta here. Well, that was your screen name. You dumbass. That doesn't mean I go by it in real life. I'm not like, hey, Blondie. No, no, you can't argue with me. Bernie, did that have hey, blondie. Nah, nah, you go on, I'll give you.

Bernie, did that have to be like the first three years I was here. Yeah, I did. 10. How old was I? No, I was 10. I was like, 60. Well, I'm sorry.

It was around years of old. I'm sorry for recommending you for the internship, which led you to get a job at Rooster Team. I'm so sorry. I am so appreciative. I get you drinks a lot, because I feel so, you know, in your debt or whatever. You own drink right there. Thanks, Blake. Oh, it's for you. Got that for you Blane train. I'm gonna call you that from now on because of that more do it

So yeah, quantus. I had a thing today since we're talking about screen names I just said moment. Take because there was a birthday thread for me on Reddit I thought oh go in there and I'll say hi to everybody. And I have a new screen name and I went in there and said hi. I said, hey, this is Bernie. Hey, thanks guys. I really appreciate it. They all downloaded me because he didn't know me.

What's the name of the screen name? It's my new screen name is Gus Sarola Verified. That's what the screen name is. What did you change it? What? What did you do with that? Because they, remember there was that thing where everybody had to change their passwords with Ruchit.

They, as a result, for security reasons, they changed all the passwords for all of our accounts. They changed the Ruchit one. And I got kind of tired of asking Barbara and Gus what the Ruchit password was for Reddit. And I don't really post anything ever. Yeah. I go in there like maybe once a week.

The first time I have a made a thread, they deleted it and banned me, I think. Because it's not your fake account. Yeah, even though the account name was ready for it Gavin free And they banned you from there. Are you still banned? No because I wrote journal saying that it was me So my comment has 32 down folks Negative 32 I just wrote after that I just wrote Let me see here to be fair

You didn't have any proof that was you I didn't I didn't even remove my other count Which was like I just wrote when when you post on your own birthday and nobody recognizes But they the mods in that ever straight about People pretending to be you even if it's you pretending to be you someone someone someone caught on that it could possibly me They wrote people are not likely to believe text you have verified your username, but by whom and how People pretending to be you, even if it's you, pretending to be you. Someone caught on that it could possibly mean they wrote, people are not likely to believe text. You have verified in your username, but by whom and how?

If you really are and want to prove it, I would suggest sending a message to the mod asking what they want for verification. Mm. So, yeah, I would not. See, that actually sounds like Gus is a real account. That's Gus for spongebob. Or you could just say it on the podcast and they'll all hear that my name is Gus Roller verified I want yeah I was like

I was like thanks to the birthday I also like how the picture for that thread is my picture because I tweeted happy birthday very funny isn't it and the Chris is Chris yeah but mine for some reason is you get more clicks if it's you that's what's what hey you know what's your, Barbara? I guess it's not that exciting. That was exciting is $14,000 for a flight change. But, um, fucking a, dude. So we're going, so matter of fact, Lee. We're going to Australia tomorrow, actually.

Brack about it. Is when I fly out. And I'm so excited. I love going to Australia. I couldn't be more excited. So about two weeks ago, I went in to make sure I could select my seats because I was like, I don't know, I'm shitty seats, I want to make sure I, you know, spread out a little bit or have like an aisle seat.

Do you see Goura? I do. Check which seats are good. So I select my seats, it said confirmed. I'm like, great, got my seats. Went in today to make sure everything was good because it's 20 hours before the flight. And it said seats not selected and I was like that's

Weird and I went back in and I was like oh shit. There's only like one row Available now, so I guess I'll pick it there maybe a plane changed and I clicked it again And then I reloaded the page and it said seats not selected. Oh, and I said what the fuck is happening? And I'm flying with Aaron. So it's like I'm trying to get seats for both of us. Yeah. Preferably just to together. And I call Quantis. And I was like, hey, I've selected my seats about two weeks ago.

And they disappeared. And then I tried to select them today and it won't go through. And she goes, oh yeah, well, your flight is through American. So you're going to have to go to the American Airlines website to select your seats. And I was like, there was no indication of this whatsoever on the Quantis website. It said it was confirmed two weeks ago. And now when I go to the American website, there's one middle seat available here. There's another middle seat available there for $80 extra.

There's a middle seat on the other side of the plane. There's no seats together. My God, that sucks. So everything is an upgrade. Did it switch then? I don't know what that meant. I was in book through American operated by Quantis. It was always through Quantis.

It was a Quantis flight operated by American Airlines. Quantis flight operated by American Airlines. Okay, that makes sense. So mine is the same. That's weird, that's usually the exact opposite. Yeah, my American flight operated by Quantis. So you're in an American plane, but you bought the ticket to a quantus.

Yeah, well I didn't buy it, but it was bought for me, yeah, through a quantus. Okay, this is why I let Chelsea and she's the name of my travel. Yeah, I mean, she booked it for me. Oh, and I have, I get agitated about booking travel because I feel like the moment I lock it in, that's when my plans are most likely to change.

But if I wait till the last minute, the my hands will never change, and then my ticket price just goes up. So it's, I just don't understand how it's seat on a plane that is empty, and it's gonna fly through the air with the fucking seat empty. Why is that the most expensive seat ever? Like, if you try to buy the day before.

It should be the cheapest. I get the thing you wanna send you to buy a plane ticket's earlier, but if you buy it the day of, or literally 24 hours in advance, then it should be like, we're fire sale on those seats. Just get them, get them sold so we can have a full flight. But so I told her this, I was like, I'm traveling with someone that I,

I mean, I'm gonna be really upset if I'm not sitting next to this person. And she goes, oh, well, I'll make a note of it for the gate agent that you guys want to sit together. And I'm like, what, what kind of shit is that? Yeah. Make a note of it. I'm gonna go up to the front and say, hey, what kind of shit is that? Make a note of it. I'm gonna go up to the front and hit, hey, did you get the note? I'm gonna note, I'm gonna note you like, you sold me a ticket.

I like how polite in Canadian you are, and when you're mad, you're like super stonkey. You should have heard me on the phone. After I was done, Ashley Schumaker in accounting, she was like, you go barbed, you're okay in there? Because I was almost yelling at the lady on the phone. Oh right, because you've moved offices. Hey Barb, what is this thing?

I don't know how much involvement you have in our Czechs Australia of doing it, but there's a deal where if you're going to our Czechs Australia, you stop by the Doom bar. Yeah. And then they're going to give away 50 T-shirts every day. So there's this place in Australia. I don't know where it is. It's called the Doom bar, D-O-O-M. Yeah, we're actually going gonna be showing the live stream

of RTX Australia in the bar all day. So you can go to the bar and watch the live stream and have a drink with your mates. And yeah, the first 50 people I think that come in each day get t-shirts and anything else, or it's just t-shirt. T-shirt, it's a Doom or UAC t-shirt, I don't know what a UAC is. Probably something else, really. Makes sense, I'm sure you guys are in there.

United Australian Council. Because it was on a quantus flight and I had to brush my teeth and I didn't want to get up to go to the bathroom to do it It's wrong to you. Sorry. I'm not brush your teeth I'm in your seat. He did so I brushed my teeth and my seat you didn't do that on a fucking flight and I'm brushing my teeth Right, and I got my bottle of water and then I do this Switch around I spit it back in the water. You're an animal. I look at my bottle and it's like,

it just looks like I came in this bottle. I'm like, what do I do with this? And I wasn't gonna give it to this lady that was going around the bottle. Yeah, because you might look like an asshole if you had a milky bottle. I suppose I was brushing your teeth and spitting at your seat.

So then I carried this warm bottle of white come looking stuff around, and I like stuffed in like warm bottle of white come looking stuff around. And I like stuffed in my back because I'm so embarrassed by it. I was like, how do I get rid of this bottle of cums? I got two space to water. I was no way else. There's nobody else on that flight. Unless it was another dude like you on that plane

who would see you with that bottle of think, hey, that dude's got a big bottle of cums. There's literally nobody else on that flight. I could have jerked off my seat they give you blankets it's so easy It's like 12 ounces How much was in the bottle? I mean how much do you sperm you know that's 12 ounces? How much do you sperm? Well wait I'm gonna say hey

That was water in it right do you have to like Yeah, I found a little bit of water left and then I got it. I'm gonna use it to swish in my mouth and I spit it back in. So like how would you come in the bottle if this water in it? But okay, because the milkiness overcame the water. I used that water to... You would have to aim, you have to bend your penis down. Yeah.

Otherwise you'd have to tilt the bottle back and all the water would spill out. There's no situation You can come into a dry bottle. Is this a challenge? How much are you gonna pay me? He said I'm saying there's no situation on a plane where there's water and come in a bottle He's just saying he's saying it looks like a just like 100% come bottle. Yeah, it's just if I just came into it 12 straight ounces 12 straight ounces It was not like separation like when you put oil and water in the same bottle. There was a kid in my high school and he used to wear like really baggy track suits and

stuff like that. And the myth around school was that he would jerk off during class. Under his baggy track suit. Yeah. And you know, because you could see him doing this number, he had his hand tucked away. And I remember one of my friends looked at him during class because he was just watching him in the guy like Just like you know doing whatever and then he looked at my friend and then he like pulled out his hand and it was just covered Okay, okay, blank cannot tell

He's done telling stories Not sure that story was legal My school Good Lord 18 she wasn't even in six four All right, so the so the point of Blaine stories go to the doom bar You're in Australia sure you have your water bottles that would be great Nobody else is thinking that though nobody else is thinking is that that might be the worst story I've ever heard. Which one? Last one.

Me coming. Oh, just brushing your teeth, while sitting down on the plane. It's the worst thing ever. No, no, the guy in the classroom. The guy that would jerk off in the anyway. Have you ever done anything that bad with CUM? I've been told, my gamer card is gonna be taken away here.

UAC stands for Union Aerospace Corporation. It's from the Doom video game. Oh, that makes sense. So that totally makes sense to me. Gus would have known that. What's that? I said Gus would have known that. He's a huge Doom fan.

Isn't it? I'm a big Doom fan too. I think all of us, like, there wasn't many video games to play back in the early days. There are now. I mean, like, I feel like there was only like three games a year. That was not what Jason guys used to name us from a big doom game. Well, whatever you call it poop, because he came in as you...

He had a tight name on the network. He made his name poopoo, and that became poop. He came poop. Everybody called Jason poop for years. He was like, like, I need time. Yeah, I never called poop when I see him. That was called a pee for years. That was a time I knew you guys as, like you kept your user names.

Yeah, a lot more in person than you do now. You're a Buzz B, right? Buzz B. But you used to be like cold, like G-Funk and like poop, but like what you called each other around fans. But I was the only person who used his name as his. But it was a small game or tag. Or what was it?

It was a big S. Big S to their stupid elite thing. That's it. So that everyone changed their user names. Yeah, we all went with real names after a while. You of the ass. Right. Elite thing. That's... Did everyone change their username? Yeah, we all went with real names after a while. You still have your username from the very beginning, Gavino. Never gonna change it. No, we're not.

Alright, so I mean, told that now the upvote brigade is helping me out on Reddit, so. Happy birthday to me. Upvote, okay. So I'm sure I'm sure I'm gonna get banned for that for like encouraging upvoting. Reddits, with their fucking rules, is so stupid. Like, you can't link to it. I don't care. you can't link to something that's on reddit going, hey, look at this story about us on reddit

so that people will inherently upvote it or whatever, you can't do that. Why? Because that's against rules and that's inside of reddit. Gaming the system. And I get it because like, by the time Dig went down, Dig was like half cracked articles and there was something else. It was like, that's all it was. If a story got up on cracked, it was in the front page of Dig because everybody would dig up those things.

We don't know the fucking what I call it. So, I don't know. This Dig is still around. Dig is still around. I was waiting there. It used to be. I was number one on Dig the other day. I was like, oh, were you?

Really? So if let's say one of our videos is on the front page of Reddit and we're like, hey, that's cool. Look, our video is on the front page. The fact that we're linking to it is against the rules. Yeah, and if you link it, like, if someone to link it from a subreddit to that other Reddit, like let's assume it was on videos, our videos,

if someone from the Ruchertieth or Fun House or Ruby subreddits, if they linked that video from the subreddit and people directed traffic from one subreddit to another, and then those people uploaded it in any capacity, they would all get shadow banned from that other form. Holy shit. So somebody linked a video on the Rusey subreddit to an R videos thing or an R image picks thing that got big.

I see people cross posting all the time. They could take it get so many people shadow banned from those major subreddits. I know nothing about Reddit. I don't even know what that means. The only time that I was on Reddit was my cousin saw a status that I posted about Rupert Heath and he's a Rupert Heath fan. And it was when we were making iBlade. And I was asking for people to have like,

hey, can you, if you have any medieval armor, we're making a medieval themed thing. And he like posted, he's like, look at my cousin Blaine from Rupert Heath posted. And I was like, you little shit. So he goes to my company and it's my job. And it's my personal Facebook page, Yeah, great story. Good job, man Fart your way out of it. Great story

So I how affected were you guys? By Alan Rickman dying because he was unfortunately I he's not even currently the latest celebrity to have died in 2016. I was bummed now Glenn fire from the Eagles is dead. Sorry if you're good to know that. Oh shit. Oh yeah. See, 67. Something about this generation, the late 60s.

He was 69? He was, no, he was, he was 67. Glenn Fyer now. Glenn Fyer. He literally just died. Two great musicians and a really good actor. Yeah. Yeah, that's a bummer.

And uh. Did you mention someone in the audience? Nope, we're missing somebody else. You're missing somebody else. Okay. two musicians in an actor. Huh? No, no, no, he said there's been four people now who died. Oh really? Two musicians and an actor, but there was another actor died. It was Alan Rickman. Lemmy. Oh David Bowie. Yeah, I said two musicians Bowies it was a two musicians of three. I Said let me boy and okay. Oh, Lemmy. I didn't count. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's who you Bowies. You think two musicians are three. I said, let me, Bowie, and okay.

Oh, let me, I didn't even count. Yeah. Yeah. That's where you're missing. I knew the count was off. Sorry. And then Bowie is both a musician and an actor. So when you think about Alan Rickman, what do you guys think of as the part? Diehard. You think Diehard, really? Fucking love Diehard. You think of Hans Gruber? Yeah, he's the best villain ever. He's tremendous.

Probably one of the best villains ever in cinema. I think of Galaxy Quest personally. No shit. Yeah Galaxy Quest great. I love that movie. You know the whole time we're making laser team that was a lot of actually that Galaxy Quest 2 was going to production. I legitimately didn't want Galaxy Quest to come out to to come out the same you had our thing because like whenever we talked about sci-fi comedy being a vastly underserved genre, you go back to basically Galsy Quest. And that's the last really great sci-fi comedy, at least that I could think of.

I'm probably missing something, pixels, you know, Kim. Like, you know, can I tell you something? I didn't actually, I watched pixels on a plane. I didn't mind it that much. I heard it's, it's okay. I really didn't mind it that much. I did however see Adam Sandler's cowboy movie over the holidays Ridiculous ridiculous really gilets six is that what it is that was I thought I was a parody movie on

Hate play I see that's what somebody else said. Yeah, yeah Has a lot of those like knockoff movies. I think they're both plays off of them is magnificent seven which is a classic western I think that's what it comes from So what was the movie like and there's a plastic for it was tough Jeff study Jeff study like Well, I will admit We left it running in the background and I watched like five minutes towards the end And I really did find that part very very funny

But like up until like I gave a good hour. I didn't abandon ship right away Before that hour was up. I was like we were all just like I mean like kids were like stand He's like what is this you know, I mean had like I mean it's so Adam sailors And he like making movies just to like pays friends basically. It's always got like the Schneider and Kevin But all his friends have so much money. I'm really James free page James had the king of Queen show. He was the lead on a sitcom for fucking 10 years Yeah, that guy doesn't need any money. He's funny. I think it's just a group of Queen show. He was the lead on a sitcom for fucking 10 years. Yeah. That guy doesn't need any money.

He's funny. I think it's just a group of friends who do that. Like it's the same with what's his name from Knocked Up? Oh, Jonathan Appetown, Jason Throgan. Oh, Seth Rogen. Seth Rogen, and like all those guys. If you have fun making movies and you can make movies with all your friends all the time,

then why wouldn't you just keep doing that? Because everyone hates you. It's kind of like, we're just gonna keep you. Literally everyone hates your movies. Yeah, but if you enjoy it, why don't make it? I don't know if they enjoy it now. Hey, let's do a screening of Jack and Jill. You think that miserable doing it?

I saw Jack and Jill. Why? Because it was a double feature at a drive in Galaxy Drive and Theater in Inist Texas. And the other one was in time, and I went there with my girlfriend at the time, and we just made out through that shitty movie. So you didn't actually watch it? No, because it's fucking garbage. We tried.

And then there was like, oh, hey, it's Al Pacino. Not being graceful. Have any of you seen this movie with Mike Myers called the love guru? Oh, no, I don't know. One of the ones is with Heather Graham. I think there was like two movies that like completely like stopped Mike Myers career. Well, she was in love. Guru was a spy. Oh, Shagmy. Oh, I was thinking of another guru, something. It is a scene, you know, a lot of bad movies in my life. That was the worst movie I've ever seen.

My Myers, the one thing I like about my Myers not being, and I find Mike Myers to be very funny, but him not being a leading man, is great because he shows up at like random parts as like supporting characters. Yeah. Like he was in, um, in glorious past. In glorious pastures.

He was the, yeah, he was so fucking great. Yeah, it was really good. Dude, you want to blow your mind? Have you ever seen X Machina yet? Oh, yeah, hell yeah. So you know that the guy who plays Poe is the guy in that movie. Yeah, then Hux. Yeah.

Yeah, and then Hux is what Hux is about. But I went to Star Wars again, by the way, I to say, Star Wars second viewing, I enjoyed it much more. Not that I enjoyed the first time I saw it, but I enjoyed it much more the second time. I was the same way. I was past all the referential stuff and watching it. I even liked, I got kind of got okay with Kylo ran a little bit more,

but I still have to say that it's just, it's bad writing, it's not the actor, you know, but it's bad writing that if this guy is like an evil villain on the caliber of someone who can destroy the galaxy or rule the galaxy, having a conversation about just come home and everything will be okay, it's like, it's like, they're kind of just like, nurse that character big time, you know what I mean? It's just like, it should be a lot way to your discussion. I assume you guys have all seen the SNL skit with Kylo Ren. Oh, I would see it.

Undercover boss. I assume you guys have all seen the S and L-skit with Kylo Ren. I would have seen it under Kylo Ren. Under Kylo Ren. Under Kylo Ren. I like the effect. It made me go see it the second time actually. That's where I went and saw them because I watched the sketch and then went and saw the movie again. I like the effects in that sketch

better than the original style was maybe. It's true. I don't know what the lightsaber. It's very true. It always is very funny sketch though. I like what he goes. You see Kylo Ren's lightsaber? Again, looks stupid.

He goes, looks great. I'm gonna go see if I can find it. He walks out, walks right back. Look, I found Kylo Ren's lightsaber. I just like how it's like, when did you guys know? He's like, from high, I'm mad. Yeah, that was a really funny sketch. But yeah, I like to see like some of those actors

do more stuff like, yeah, there that looks yeah, he kind of looks like Movie with that guy hot rod in December no Probably done a whole new time like thank you. Yeah, fuck. I was an odd looking dude. Yeah, what's his name? The guy Adam driver it sucks because I went to like of five of the six screenings that have gone to and I'm gonna see it twice more before at least theaters People get tickets or you're just making that declaration making that declaration. I'll see it at least eight times people laughed people laughed when you took his helmet off Is it because of his economy? Listen, because he just looks like a fucking goofball It's like to me. He's like you know what it is. It's like when he takes off the helmet and I think it's the most over-analyzed generation

in history, but when he takes off the helmet, he looks exactly like the person I picture, every time you read an article about millennials, that's exactly the dude I picture. And he has the exact same answer. And it's like, he's like Darth millennials, is what it is to me. You know what I see him there?

And he's hard to take that person. Seriously, and listen, it's gonna sound like I'm making fun of millennials. I'm not, I'm amazed at how overanalyzed that generation is. I don't think I've seen a generation be so overanalyzed since basically the baby boomers, which I know is only two generations removed, but the baby boomers were like, it's, when I growing up, it's all anybody could

fucking talk about was the impact of the baby boomers. Now, what generation is that one above you? Baby boomers are above me and you're a generation s and then there's why after me, but I think why then transformed into the millennials and then I'm a millennial. No, I think we're why. You know.

But we're just cut off. We're just cut off. Yeah, I'm a millennial. No, I'm a why. But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but I got excited. I got millennials with the... I mean... Millennials are like the 2000s I thought. Because it's a millennia. I mean maybe we'll see. See, I'll look it up here. I'm looking at Generation Y for you guys right now.

Millennials, also known as the millennial generation or Generation Y, are the demographic cohort following Generation X. There are no precise dates when the generation starts and ends. Most researchers and commentators use birth years ranging from the mid 1980s to the early 2000s. So millennials. Oh, you're millennials. You guys are millennials.

I am hardcore jacks. So what's above us? Gen Z. Often millennials? Yeah, like my kids are Gen Z. What's gonna be after that? I can see the difference. I'm gonna go all the way around.

You're gonna go back to A after that? I can see the difference. They're like a couple of days. You're gonna go back to A after that? It'll be a capital A. Well, they just need generation Y's response to X. The baby boomers were generation W or anything like that. So why was the X? Because it sounds fucking cool. That was X, everything at that point in time was like...

X, man. They named it X. It's games. It's like, we were like the anonymous generation because we were so much smaller than the baby boomers that was like, and we were, you know, we grew up in the shadow of like Cold War and AIDS and all that stuff in the 80s and so it was a,

you know what I'm excited about? Go ahead, I'm excited about what we're talking about this before, how there's all these like first ladies of the United States. I'm excited about the first man. Could be Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton as the first male first lady. I don't know what to call him.

The first, the first, the first gentleman. First gentleman. I mean, that would make sense, right? The first first gentleman. Right, yeah. I assume that's the male equivalent of a lady. It would probably call him something. I'm Mr. Uno.

I heard someone talking about what was something God did. Who was the first lady? I'm the first lady boy. There was a, what? Who was the first first lady? Uh, Washington. Oh yeah, but what was something God did who was the first first lady boy? There was a what who was the first first lady? Washington, oh, yeah, but what was her name Martha Washington, right Martha? Yeah, Martha Any other questions? Nope, he'd learn that in 24. What are the fuck? So would a gay president go ahead have a first gentleman? Would he be referred to as that? Oh, would it just be no no gay guy would be way too smart to be attached when he's fucking president

Boom gay guy would be like I look I can't be involved like I'm a long-term basis I'm gonna I'm gonna go alone on this one. He's the fucking president. That'd be fucking awesome That would be really awesome so no are you allowed to be gay as a president? Yeah, why not? Well cuz like gay marriage wasn't legal until last year. Well, gay marriage is like legal federally, so absolutely. It probably get a lot, it probably hard for a lot of people to believe me. Yeah, I'm wondering if there's like some shady, unwritten rule way. It's horrible you didn't ask that question.

I just think a lot of Americans do. But it makes sense why you do. It's abnormal I ask that question. No, no, a terrible that you would have to ask the question. You have to. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm not, I agree that it's a horrible thing to have to ask. I, can you imagine if there was a single president

and he just gets so much action, that'd be the best. It's amazing to me that it never has been a single president. That'd be a reality show and like becoming the first lady. Oh, I'd be like the bachelor white house. Yeah. Yeah. There's a movie called American President

with Michael Douglas and Annette Benning. That's about that. Do you think of too far gone? I think they even made that character a widow over the come hand. Yeah Too gone for what to become president. I'm 25. I got 10 years. I think based off the history That surrounds you on the internet. You're too far. No, no, you're fine. Everybody in your generation is the exact same problem you do I don't know about that. Yeah, you you actually I think you have a benefit from a lot of other Everybody in your generation is the exact same problem you do. I don't know about that. Yeah, you actually, I think, have a benefit from a lot of other people in your generation because you're a, you've met us after college, but you're in with a group of people who like understand the importance of an online presence, whereas a lot of other people don't have that influence

in their life and they just put in whatever online. I used to watch Barbara and Gavin in horror, like this stuff. They would just like, they put anything in everything. You always include me in that, but I didn't do it. You guys are fine. You guys are fine now, but you guys didn't see any problem of putting all the aspects of your life online. Like, I don't know, like pictures of you guys in your bedroom when you're like 15 and stuff, you know, your posters on your wall and stuff, like that's like, all that stuff. Oh yeah, I remember. That wasn't me posting pictures of the past. Hello. What? When did we get involved with time traveling? No, you say that wasn't me posting pictures of the past. Hello, what? When did we get involved with time travel? No, I mean, you say that when I was a kid, I should have

like covered up my walls. They were just the walls. I love this kind of conversation because you can't even understand what I'm saying that you wouldn't post it. You're saying, how would I post from my room when I cover a thing? I'm saying, no, you wouldn't post that stuff. So I shouldn't have put a picture of my face up or you shouldn't like be posting from your bed. At that point in time, I didn't think you guys should be doing that. Now, give it up. I mean, everybody does that stuff. That's the least of your concerns. You guys does like, because they can identify where he lives.

Like, it's a little picture. Hey! There you go, there's Gallow. That was me. Oh man, nice posters, bro. When I was a pretty girl. Well, here's why, here's why. Here's why.

When Gavin is named Creative Director of Ruchiteeth, 12 years later, eight years later, congratulations. Congratulations. What happened to me. What picture did they post? They posted that picture, right? They posted that picture. Being creative director of a company like Ruchiteeth,

that's not a damaging photo in any way. And I don't know what organization where that would be a damaging photo, but you can have stuff online that you just can't get back that you put out there. I mean, I don't really, we all make dumb mistakes when we're younger. We all make really, we do stupid stuff, we're supposed to.

I had the benefit of none of that shit being recorded. And you guys, not only was recorded, you guys posted it yourselves. I mean, I'm glad there's no photos of me, like videos of you guys drunk at parties, stuff like that. Doesn't exist. I don't really like this for you. You, I've seen video you drunk.

Hey, oh, yeah. I'm a lot of shit like that. And it's like, that's the kind of thing. You're up there saying, well, I need to reform, I'm trying to work on IP reform and copyright law. I'm trying to change it for the better from society. And then they immediately cut to a photo,

you know, a video of you and a party going, I'm drunk and I love everybody. You know, it's like, you never know how that stuff can be used against you. It's the same thing with privacy essentially. It's the same arguments with privacy. If you have nothing to hide, you have your problems until you have something to hide.

And somebody's, you know, if they can call everyone's information, they basically just wait for the people to rise in power and they use all that stuff against them. Are you saying you're not only of the times changed, but you're more relaxed on that stuff now, right? Well, you've told stories that you probably wouldn't have at 10 years ago. That ship is sailed from you, though. This is it. I invested my life into this thing. That's what I did. Yeah. So, in essence, yes, I did that retroactively for a lot of my stuff, I really did. The thing about privacy though is that

as you go forward in life and you build a decision you have this privacy, sure we're all stockpiling, we put everything in the cloud and it doesn't matter because we all do it. And no one's gonna really discover us. That becomes the exception though, when you become a person of interest or a person of note like once somebody starts to run for governor Then they're looking for that person then they have all their stuff and all that other stuff among it's once they start to search for your name

Amongst all those other things that's when problems arise. Do you think that Sean Penn is gonna get killed because he's associated with the El Chapo guy I'm no idea. Why would he get a killed for being with El Chapo? Because they're relating El Chapo's capture back to his meeting with Sean Penn. They're able to track him. And that dude's like fucking powerful. Cause now that he's like, you know, I think like we're talking about, you know, link, you know, I don't know.

It's just like he's connected to that guy now. Thank you. So okay, no, okay, listen. There's a lot of people thought here. I want to hear the end of the story There's a mob boss super powerful probably has dudes on the inside of like US government like CA FBI and all that stuff and this guy Goes and he's one of the reasons that he is captured. Do you think he's gonna get killed now? I could see him being in danger. Yeah.

Possibly. Yeah. I don't know how that works though. I'm just saying like if you know, the way you represent yourself and like who you associate yourself with. I mean, I'm with you. I just don't see how that has anything to do

with what we're talking about. Oh, you know, Barbara does. I get you. I got you playing. I think Barbara's pretty careful with her. I can landline. You though, you got some suspect stuff out there, Gava. Lava.

You do. I don't know, stuff. You joking parties? You know, it's was Ristuth. What's, this is Ristuth. No, it's mine. I'm saying later in life, we're trying to do something important.

I'm not gonna try and do anything. I'm gonna do this as far as you go. The good solution is, for some of that stuff is that instead of posting it on like social media sites, you can just post it on your own website and then you can take it down if you want to or at least have a little bit of control where people might not think to archive it, but you have it on your site and then you can just turn it off as needed. I still see a stuff of pride.

Like to remind everybody, this episode of The Rookie Podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. So if you're going to get your own website up. You can use Squarespace to do that. You can put all your photos up there, videos of yourself at parties, and then it's not controlled by Facebook or anybody else. That's what I would do. That's what I did. With Squarespace sites look professionally designed regardless of your skill level. There's no coding required. They offer intuitive and easy to use tools

to help you along the way. And you get a free domain name if you sign up for a year. Start your trial today at squarespace.com slash roostergeath when you decide to sign up for Squarespace. Make sure to use the offer code roostergeath to get 10% off your first purchase. Your first purchase. Squarespace, build it beautiful. That is squarespace.com slash roostergeath. Wanna thank Squarespace for supporting our podcast.

Even though Blaine said horrible things today. All right, what else should we cover before we cover before we go every guy phones by the way when I did that ad read everybody got out They're from I was looking at my stories to tell on the podcast. Are we we're not a luch talk about the thing We're gonna be involved in with probably not do you know for me and Blaine are What is that mean what are you doing? Oh, no, I wouldn't talk about that. Okay. No, see we fun. Sorry. We are starting a new We're starting you guys gonna be subject of a thing that we're doing. It's a new branch of the company. Yeah. That's kind of new. We did one for Let's Play. Could we talk about your thing live? What's my thing? You know, this thing. Oh, this week. Yeah. So the reason Barbara, you were asking earlier, the reason why I had to change my flight and go from LA or see me Austin to

Washington is supposed to Austin all the way to Sydney, is I have to go to Washington because on Wednesday, I was invited to go to the White House. Man, look at that. He said it. Yes, I have been invited to go to the White House and to hear the president's plan for climate change and then communicate it to people like yourself.

Can you believe that? All the way to the White House. I think they like to have a certain number of social media influencers. I hate the word. It's because you connected the younger generation that might not be knowledgeable about this kind of stuff. You got it.

Yeah, that's the kind of thing. So it's like, I think the administration is being smart about the way they reach out to everybody. Well, I know that YouTubers have been to the White House before to interview you. They just did around to that. Yeah, Hannah Hart's girlfriend, Ingrid, I know that you two, there's have been to the White House before to interview you. They just did around to that. Yeah, Hannah Hart's girlfriend, Ingrid, I think, went there.

Hannah Hart's girlfriend? Ingrid. I didn't know that Hannah Hart was dating Ingrid. I assume they are. I don't know. I know that my friend Destin was doing it. Destin did it. From Sons of River Destin.

Suzy. I don't know what that is. That's the one of the guys. That was the first guy to interview him. He actually has a really good question. He showed Obama the, how would a dog wear pants? And Obama said that it would be on the two legs in the back. It would not be across all four legs.

That's just silly. Just silly. That's a president right there. What was that dog even? I don't know. I don't know. Did you hear about this Nicole Arbor thing? No.

You know Nicole Arbor. She was the one who like, cold everyone fat. She did this video called Dear Fat People. Oh, I remember that video, yeah. Yeah, you know, cause a lot of anger, rightfully so. I will say this though, I will say this for her. She did not back pedal. She did not say I was misinterpreted.

I was taking out a contact. She didn't do any of that stuff. She just said, it's a comedy video. I'm making fun of fat people. Okay, so go ahead. Yeah. Well, there's this thing, she was dating a famous YouTuber named Matt

something. Um, like we say famous YouTuber Matt. So I don't know who he is. Big movie star Tom. Yeah. But they were dating for a while and then they broke up and a couple months later, I think he released this video. Oh, shit. Crying. Basically saying like I need to, yeah, my attention now. It was basically stating that he was in a abusive relationship, like she was abusive towards him. It was domestic abuse. That sucks.

And then she released this whole video saying that he's lying and he's just trying to bank off of her fame and all this stuff and throwing her under the bus because they, you know, ended things badly because she broke up with him. And then there's this YouTuber that does these videos where it's two little animated stick figures with giant mouths just talking, and it's like a British voice. Do you know what I'm talking about? Oh, we have the same story.

But this guy did a video about how he found a video archived that she had deleted. He's happened to save this video of her crying after they had just broken up saying that he broke up with her. She saw for everything she did to him, like basically backpedaling on all of the things she said in that other video where she said he was lying. So, but she had deleted it from the internet.

So, but she made it when they broke up, apparently. So it's not like backpedaling, but more so that she was revealed to not be telling the truth. Yeah. Got you. Okay. But it's just that whole theory of things are never, like once you put something on the internet,

it's there forever. She's obviously an idiot. I was surprised she didn't backpedal because that's like, seems like everybody does now. Likewise, I was surprised that like, people could remember to be outraged about something that happened four years ago. Yeah.

You know, it's almost admirable because now it's like the culture of outrage is by the time the outrage reaches a fever pitch on something that already moving on to the next thing and discovering the next thing to be upset about. So that was crazy. So that was a lot of fun to go through that. I know it totally got blindsided by that. It was nuts. Yeah.

All right. What else do we want to talk about? Do we want to get any more stories from your ever-nope? Uh, it's not Gus in California and he ignored me. What happened with that? I read that about that on Twitter. I was out of fun house directing a shoot and I heard Gus's voice and I was really excited and I was like, I ran in and I think Will was there and I was like, Hey Will, get these

two off my set because he was with Beth and he was like making a laugh and he just was talking to somebody else and he just totally blew me off and And I was like, wait and for him to say hi. And I was like, he's not gonna say hi. I mean, I walked off and he never said bye. Oh, God. I heard my feelings. Wow. That was probably his worst nightmare.

Gust will shut you down. I mean, he was at the funhouse office. Yeah. So it's not like he was in public somewhere. It's not expecting to see anybody. Yeah, that is kind of mean. It hurt. Now Gust is gonna get a lot of tweets about it. I feel bad for Gust kind of now. No, do it. Make him see anybody. Yeah, that is kind of mean. It hurt. Now Gus is gonna get a lot of tweets about it.

I feel bad for Gus, kind of. No, do it. Make him feel bad. Yeah. Make him suffer. So his Gus already in Australia? Yeah. Yeah.

Or he left yesterday. Oh, he's gonna be desolate here. It's gonna be lonely. Are you gonna be sad? Yeah. I mean, it's gonna be a bummer for whoever has to stay here. Woo. Yeah, but are you staying, huh?

Yeah. But you're going to pack South, aren't you? Yeah, I'll go to pack South. Cool. I think it, uh, am I allowed to say who's going? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would be me and Jordan swears, representing the Rooster Tooth. And then, uh, there's going to be two guys from screw tack and two guys from Funhouse. I can't remember. I think Joel Rubin is one of them. Okay. And someone else I forget who. Yeah, so be good group. Yeah, I'll be a fun panel. You me Chris and Jack went to packs out last year. Yeah, geez. That was a isn't that good? No, no, it was good. It was just um Well, so I would I noticed that they're they're switching up the you can say it was shitty. They're a competitor now

It was crap I just remember that we were there from like of opening of the floor to the end of it and we had a lunch break. They actually have it broken up to where our sun times are all different. So I'm going to be able to actually explore. I like everyone complains about that now. I was at the whole time of the booth. That's what we always used to do.

Everyone who went would just be there the entire time for the entire convention. I don't want to leave when it's time. That's like some normal convention. No, I mean, it's fun and I'm not complaining about it. It's just like, and then you'd also use it to sell. Yeah, you just like, you gotta be on your game and stuff like that. Cause like the way that you represent yourself, you know, say you're like tired for one person,

they're gonna walk away from that and feeling like, well, I have three days of game. Yeah, I can go three days in a row and then after that, I'm like, So like Pex Prime, that's four days, It's like oh God or Comic-Con. Oh, yeah I don't I don't know to Comic-Con but that was a standy ego Comic-Con is brutal because it's pretty much five days because one day I think it's a press day and then start some Thursday and So you're there five days at the busiest convention I think in the US But I'm excited to go to the same city.

It's gonna be a lot of fun. It's a lovely city. And I only had to drive there, not how to fly. It's been flying fucking everywhere here really. So when do you leave Froststrand in the pub? I leave tomorrow. On my random seat. Oh yeah.

Where if I'm gonna be sitting? Yeah, it's gonna, you're gonna hate every second of that. You're on the same flight as me, I think. Eh? No? Well, he's going to, I'm gonna watch you now. You're on the same flight as,. I think no Well, he's good and so I'm gonna watch you know you're on the same flight as actually in fact if you want to There's a seat right next to Ashley that will not be used good to know. Hey, and she's oh Barb's on your flight ash, but they'll give it away. Hey Ashley Just don't check in and knows if she knows the seat will be there

I can cancel it and then she can swoop in and snag it actually probably miss part of the podcast Just don't brush your teeth and spit into a bottle of water because it's, woof. I just lost my nose. She's so confused right now. I can't see her face. So, how do I think they'll think that she came in a follow? Oh.

She's just there. Yeah, that's true. She's going around taking collections. DJing. Hold on, let me see. Let meing. Hello, I'm sorry. Let me see. That was a stupid thing. The, there was a thing I saw that would be perfect for us.

We should use, when we're all back together again after Australia, there's a hotline that's been established that film companies can call for scientifically accurate information. Like if they're presenting something on screen that's scientific, they can call to make sure they're getting it correct. So that they have scientific accuracy in films. Was it like, it's a little nice phone number? So we should just get that for us.

Is it exclusive for just film production companies? No, I don't know. Cool it. Oh, I was gonna call it today, but it didn't have time. And for some reason, my close fan. No, it's not sinking. Oh, here it is. Oh, this happens, this happens,. And for some reason, my close friend. I know he's not sinking. Oh, here it is. Oh, this happened, this happened,

this one less thing when it closed on. So, is there anything less depressing or like sad, just like pathetic, less romantic? Online, in social media, then like when you see somebody who like follows you on Twitter and it notifies you and it's like, oh, so and so far, do you like,

wow, so and so follow me, that's really cool. I feel like that's a huge honor. And then you look at their thing and they follow like, oh, so and so far. And you're like, wow, so and so far with me. That's really cool. I feel like that's a huge honor. And then you look at their thing and they follow like 800,000 people. What is that? And it's like the most biggest letdown ever. Just like, I don't know what that is. Like, oh, this person also follows.

There are some accounts on Twitter that are verified. It doesn't say what they do. And they follow the same amount of people that follow them. And they're just like these sort of fake Twitter famous people who I can't figure out what they do. And there's like several of the followers. It bothers me when someone's verified or they have a lot of followers and they just have a username and that's it.

There's like no link to a website or a YouTube channel. Because you don't know who they are. Yeah, or it's like they have like a... That's confident, they don't need to tell you who they are. They're verified as an egg. It's an egg that makes treats all the time. Yeah, they verified it. They found them in the grocery store.

How does that work? It's like a Twitter account. You know, I found that funny, because I was like, I had that moment on behalf of somebody else where they were like, oh my God, I'm so excited. It's so, followed me. And I'm like, oh wow, that's really cool.

And I always like, good, for some reason I wanted to see that they were following the person. Like, I want to see the list of people that follow, and they also follow this person. Like, oh, they, they follow like, I think it was like a hundred and ninety thousand people. Who was it? Who was it? I want to see how I'm gonna get a brat. You put it up to him.

Who was the celebrity? Yeah. Uh, I don't remember. Now, I can look at, uh, no, I really, I honestly don't remember the celebrity. I was there for that. I can go look it up today. You might, no, one today. No, it was, it was, it was a hospital trip and a few days ago.

It was a while ago. I remember the person who it was so I can very easily find it again. And I will do that. We'll do that. We'll wait. In fact, a lot of times when I tell stories like that, I purposefully will put a lot of time between the actual event and when I talk about the podcast, simply because I don't want people to piece together that I'm talking about that. People to go, like people that I follow, climb that person, go, Bernie really, fuck, fuck, fuck, roast to you on the podcast, because people do that all the fucking time.

I can't stand that. There's a weird thing on Twitter when people tattle tail on you. Yeah. Like, they like, it's the lamest thing ever. Like, you're talking about, like something like, oh, hey, Bernie is talking on the podcast about how much he hates at Taco Bell.

What do you think about that at Taco Bell? It's like, get a fucking life. Go do something else. I mean, it's like, and you won't be Taco Bell. You talk about it because it's an easy example. They'll name a person or whatever. And they'll do that. It's like, how fucking bored are you doing shit like that?

Yeah, someone was, yeah, we kept asking who I was talking to and people were going through my Twitter and talking to every girl that I followed. Like a lot of, I have a lot of female friends that I follow on Twitter and they would just tag them and they'd be like, hey, you two dating and it's like, stop, it's not, it's weird. I like that.

Yeah, but have you ever had that moment where you were following somebody and they were following you and then you realize that they unfollowed you. All the time. All the time. Joel and I are constantly following and unfollowing each other. Joel Hayman?

For whatever reason, yeah. Joel's not ever going to be alive. Yeah, I think we had a really awkward moment in Australia once we were like, Did you come from here? No, no, I would never. I don't care. But I figured we figured out the only way we can communicate with each other was through Twitter messaging. And then we got on to each other and we were like, all right, well I guess we should message

each other and then we were like, you're neither of us for following each other. And we're like, here we go. And then after the trip was done, we just got stuff. He unfollowed me and I unfollowed him. I keep having the worst thing. I'm not sure if I would have mentioned this, my memory is bad at the moment. But girls keep getting matched on Tinder with people using my photo. Oh, dude, I see people on Twitter all the time

that use your photo or Michael's photo a lot. And it's like, it makes me do a double Tinder? No, no, Twitter. I'm not on Tinder. Let's go. Let's go say. But yeah, the people keep saying like, this, I got matched with it, this is not you, right?

I was like, no. But the one guy was like, yeah, you know, I'm this old, I like this kind of stuff. People sometimes tease me about my nose, but you know, I like it. I was like, he's you know, I'm this old, I like this kind of stuff. People sometimes tease me about my nose, but you know, I like it. Unless they're like, he's using my picture. And also like talking about my own face as though it's his face.

If you're on insecurity. Yes. You're on face, you bastard. You were born with one. So like, what's gonna happen? Like, let's see, he matches with someone has a good conversation. Just like, let's meet up in person.

Yeah. So, I have all of these calls. Have you guys ever been, you guys have all been online dating profiles? Any of you guys ever been cat-fished? I was gonna say, so remember when always these guys have you guys ever been you guys have all been online dating profiles Anything has ever been catfished? I was gonna say so remember when I went on that whole Twitter. I'm taking you guys out on a date thing Yes, that was a catfish I never said that because I was like really uncomfortable with a little subject

So a lot of people were asking who is this person that did you let's take a step back? What's up one day blame went out on a date? Yes, and he got stood up and so we did this really thing, was he said, hey Twitter, my date stood me up. So I'm gonna take my plate. My, I'm gonna call your date's plates, my, but he said, my date stood me up, so I'm gonna take all of you on a date. So, and he did like eight posts, 10 posts,

and it was one of many things that Blaine has done that have gone completely viral, like when he proposed to the princesses at Disney World and stuff like that. Then the star wars prank. And then the star wars prank too. Yeah. So this was one of the things that pointed that went to Switzerland and I was like everywhere

hopping in posts and everywhere else. And we go ahead. Yeah. So that person I was getting tweets and they're like, who is this person that would stand you up and I was like, you know, I'm kind of curious. So you can do reverse image searching. So I did that and ended up being a model from California with a completely different name. And I texted the person that who, you know, I had this date with and I said, uh, I said, uh, I, you know, you're, you took these photos from somebody in L.A. I

don't know why you do that. Just, you shouldn't do that to people. And then I just stopped talking to them. Did they not respond? No. No. But like, I don't think it was a fan. Uh, I've, yeah, there may be, I've interacted with a lot of Larry. I've found people on Twitter and then I'll get screenshots and people been like, I found Blan on Twitter or Tinder. Yeah, so like, please don't. Like the only reason I know that people are using my stuff

is because girls that I actually know are getting matched with me. Oh, like from England? Like, yeah, people from my past and it's like, it's just so weird. Like what are the chances that they get matched with that person and also know me personally?

It's such a weird chance. Do they make the name your name too? No, just the picture in that description. There's, like I've gotten to the point where I can sniff out a catfish and probably like three or four or like just based off of their profile and just like the way that the pictures are their bio like it's like that's clearly not a real person.

There are some very talented people who make sketches from the podcast conversations every week. I was hoping that somebody has bling sniffing out of the ad bit. You sound really depressed by this. It's like the biggest pitfall in your life is avoiding catfish and like it makes dating hard. What you get is a day though though really. I'm not used to that. I'm so sorry that fucking generational dating for you is so difficult. Like for your generation of like swiping and clicking a button on

whatever you like and then just showing up at your door. I'm so hard. I'm so I'm so sorry. I think it's like one monkey wrench has been thrown in that process. Yeah. Yeah. I'm lucky enough to never have to Done that sounds awful. That's fun. I'm thinking about when I'm well I think the internet was kind of coming around when here's where you You did not you couldn't date anybody that you couldn't meet in person like for the first time You know what I mean or somebody could set you up or somebody you knew the idea that I could find somebody in another state To date is like impossible.

I have to go to prison and start writing house for one. It doesn't be like the only way to do that. I mean, seriously, it's like, you guys are just used to like, you know, oh, I met somebody who lives in Canada. Was that, I mean, actually, which you lived in Australia. That must have been some sort of retro VHS version of Tinder though. There was, there was like love connection,

which by the way Joel was on. That's really, the show love. Oh yeah, Joel was on love connection. There was a serial killer on that show too. Oh that's completely unreal. That's just a numbers game. Just like the UK school system. Yeah exactly. So I can't believe I just said that. I hope that's okay that I said that the Joel was on love connection. What? Nobody's able to find that out. Now he's going to follow you. Dude, dude. Dude. Now it's his career. It happens. Yeah. Was that the end of the story?

What was your own time? I feel like I was listening to you, and now you're on your phone. I was just starting to think. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. He was telling the story, and you're up to the end. I was in the wrong way. Oh no, it's just weird. Yeah, it makes online dating hard, and I could go out

and date normally if I wanted to. When you reverse it, have your picture of some mega ugly guy, and then when you show up, you're like, hey, surprise, surprise. You're welcome, but then what if she's like, I was into that? She'll never, yeah, or she'll never match with me to begin with. So there's the speed bump.

Well, some dick had a Michael keeps using, not Michael Jones, keeps using my pictures and acting as me, but with a different name. A lot of people have found my pictures on like, okay, cupid and like those types of dating sites. Meg has a funny story, sorry, I'm proud of your knee. She says that she used to be on like, online dating sites like WaybackWin

and she would constantly get reported because people are like, hey, you're using Meg Turnies and she's like, no, it's really, yeah. It's like my problem with Reddit, but for, what do you think is the most used person for that? In the company? No.

Or anyone we know, who do you would be like, they're photo-reused like? I said Barbara Meg. It's got to be a girl. Yeah. And then like in terms of like guys. It has to be someone that's like well known for being attractive but not well known enough

that the majority of people on a dating site would recognize them. Yeah. We had a thing where Gavin and I were somewhere recently. I don't think it's, this is pretty recent. So I'm not gonna say where we were. We were somewhere recently and we ran into a model of note, I will say that.

And she found out we were YouTube people or online people and she got really will say that. And she found out we were YouTube people or online people. And she got really excited about that. And she goes, I'll follow you on Twitter and you follow me. Do you remember this person now? Yeah. And I was like, okay, and then like,

Gavron and my father. And she's, oh, I have my phone. And then she like, I stuck with it maybe like a week to see if she would follow back. Like she said, I'll write all your stuff down and I'll follow you guys later. And was like I was like this is really interesting And so then I noticed I went on follow-doh I went looked at your follow-doh list and you had unfollowed her as well. I never followed it up to be a

Follower in the place She was like following me. I was like yeah So that was I thought it was a really weird exchange because that was like a really like 10 thing It was almost like Gus's Yelp thing where she was watching like making sure that we fought a lot of more to get one follower. I'm not really the point in my life where I'm like following models that I meet. I don't need to do that. Just porn stars.

You like a metaphone stuff. But we worked. We worked. We followed alumni. Yeah, I mean I followed a stranger. Yeah, we're not. But you also follow people you work with, right? We worked with her.

That was the connection. What? Once. Yeah, right. We worked with her. That was the connection. That was once. What? Once. Yeah, right. What? I don't believe in political follows. I think I have like 76 people that I'm following and they're all like friends, just like people that I interact with.

You follow 76 people? Gavin actually follows way more than I do. You have like, I follow a thousand people. Yeah, I can be that because that's not Twitter. Like, you know, I don't look at the timeline. See, but that's what I used to it. So, the point of the following, anyway. So, better, effectively. Oh, I don't. I follow them, but I don't pay attention to timeline. See, but that's what I used to it. So it's the point of the following. So the following.

Anyhow, better, effectively. Oh, I don't. I follow them, but I don't pay attention to them. I read mentions. So basically the only way you have seen something like, let's say, Bernie and I are playing between all of your stuff. As if we mentioned you. That's the only way you would see something that, near Bernie tweeted.

Is that weird? Is that weird? I only follow people who talk about me. I love it. I love that approach. Wait, never look at your timeline. I looked at it about a month ago, like glanced it. I'm not looking to scroll down through that thing. It's ridiculous. It always makes me feel special when Gavin responds to something that I'd put on Twitter

because I assumed that that was the case. Honestly, a lot of the time it's like... You're not happy when you see something from me? You get a warm fuzzy feeling from it. No, I get really good warm photos. Yeah, but I'm not sure. Any time in friends with someone on Facebook and they have Twitter posts to Facebook,

I see a lot of that way. Uh-huh, I don't know. You don't have Facebook friends. We're not friends on Facebook. We are, but it happened like just like a couple months ago. And like, I think I was in your like friends request queue for ages and I was like, it it was like you are now following Gavin free But you were not sending a friend request because he has too many friend requests and I was like fuck this

I'm not following Gavin because I'm like I'm not gonna let him get this one up on me and then you added me Facebook did a thing where it like maxed out the amount of requests and then it like broke the page I can't load the page to deny everyone It's just not designed for like many requests I didn't think. I screwed up twice on social media things. Hey, Nick, what's the cloud? Is that the account? Yeah.

I did the dumbest thing ever. I had my level on cloud. And then I saw cheeky people who watch our shows. They went and gave me plus ones in silly stuff, sandwiches and tacos. Well, they're not wrong. I ones in silly stuff, like sandwiches and tacos. Well, they're not wrong. I know, exactly. Can you explain all this funny stuff?

Can you explain this to me? What dream's on airplanes? A lot of stuff. No, I can never explain this. So I thought, I'm gonna clean up my cloud profile. So I just got rid of all these cheeky plus ones. I lowered my cloud score by 10. And I was like, after doing that,

I know that was a side effect of doing it. I was like, oh, and then I just got rid of my account. I absolutely deleted my I was clout I've never They would send you stuff so I'm dumb with social media stuff. It is how clout works for me I have this clout level and then they'd be like you go to new pugs available. They'll email me that's and I'll click it And I'll be like they've run out That is exactly how that's how it works But doesn't mega stuff from clout all the time. I don't know how that's how it works. But does it make it stuff from cloud all the time?

I don't know how. Yeah. Stuff from everyone. Yeah. Back at stuff. To him, back to Frazier get stuff from cloud all the time. Because she's mentioned. I want to appreciate it. She's just really good at social media. And I'm just jack and I think is Jack's always pushing for free stuff. A lot of people. I will take free stuff. I'm jack, like a ten table. I think for free. I have an inexplicable thing that keeps happening. We like free stuff. I love free stuff. But no, uhife free stuff? I love free stuff. But no, is it-

That's love free stuff. Oh shit, who is it? General Mills? Yeah. Keep sending me badass cereal. Yeah, they think the Star Wars here was light-saber spoons. I don't- I think I have a connection, or maybe it's just because they recognize me as like a really big Star Wars person, and then I'm on some sort of a list.

But they sent me like Star Wars cereal, and then they sent me back to Supermans. Yeah, maybe you dated them one time though. Jersey Mike's is gonna send us a gift basket. What's gonna be in that, Sub's? I don't know. But I don't know why it's coming this week. Wow, why would you sound so angry about it? What happened?

What, what's it, because Jersey Mike said the podcast, you mean? Yeah, I don't know if they've heard of Sub's or not. I don't know if they've heard of Sub's or not. I don't know if they've heard of Sub's or not. Did you just remember? They heard us talking shit about Jimmy John's.

Should we wrap it up and go to the post-show wow barber want to fucking kill the podcast okay let's do that i have packing to do and have a anything else we should cover and lazy team uh...

yeah lazy team is coming out some deadlines to confirm some screenings by eleven thirty tonight i know well that's in the monday version of the podcast so to be clear if you're listening to the podcast on Monday and you're seeing it live, tonight is the last night in which you can buy a tug screening ticket to verify a screening. In other words, make it happen. Tickets will still continue to sell after that.

So if you're listening to this podcast on Wednesday, you should still be able to buy tickets to screenings for tug that have been confirmed and have not yet sold out. Those continue to sell endless tickets right up until the screening starts. And then there will also be the opportunity to buy tickets for the normal,

quote, unquote, normal theatrical run of laser team, which is coming very soon. I think the deadline up tonight is only for the 27th and 28th screening, so if I'm correct. And I also, I heard that there's certain people that are making surprise appearances in certain places. We are. There's people going different places So have we talked about Fiji? No, you want to talk about Fiji? Did you you wanted to end you wanted to end the podcast? No, it has to do with laser team

They managed to get screening in Fiji Well, we're gonna be there on a vacation. You guys are gonna go on vacation after our TX Australia Yeah, you guys are gonna go to Fiji as a big big group of you guys Yes, seven of us 70 seven people go to Fiji. Yeah, we got one less person going now. No, we are six originally now seven. Oh, who's going? Myself Aaron Chris Bethany Adam Kovic Jess Bruce Aaron Markey. Yeah, do we not differentiate between Aaron Marquis and Zetch anymore? Zetch. How you say you're left with?

She ain't around there. Usually, I mean, usually when I talk about Aaron, it's male-earn. Got you. Since he is my boyfriend. Can you bring him back to souvenir? I lost the list. I will. I'll bring you back a bottle of gum.

Yay! Come on, Quantus. So, let's say that's the other way. The Doreen and Matt made sure to get a screening. So, you guys can go to see a screening of laser team in Fiji. So if you have a client, what language is Fiji? What's that? I think that's the English pronunciation. It's Fiji-jian.

It's Polynesian. They speak English. Polynesian. They speak Polynesian. They speak multiple-nesian languages. That's what that is. That's what I don't know still though head knows in TG I don't know what the native language I'm pretty sure it's English okay or a few G's I Mean the I don't know because it's like we're going to a touristy area so French I want to know what their school systems like in Fiji. No stop it again What is native language in

FIJ? FART POOP DUDE. Did I mess up Siri? No. Oh, I just said FART POOP DUDE. I do this more dead all the time. Fucking piss. All right, are you ready for this?

This is great note and the podcast on. The official language of Fiji, Multanician, is Fijiin. Not everybody. No! I love you! Das ist ein sehr guter, sehr guter, sehr guter. Do you like apples? Example. Together in trepid hosts.

Characombs. Characombs are free of ideas of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast. F**k. F**k face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f**k face, a podcast. Subscribe or no. You do yes? You do yes?