Rooster Teeth Podcast - How Do Donuts Made? - #490

Episode Date: May 1, 2018

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I'm a Jibber Bernie. I was gonna make that joke. I'm a. I'm Miannis. I'm Blaine. I'm Jibberbernick. I was gonna make that joke. I'm a beachwood tree. You can make the joke. You wanna make the joke? Make a Blaine. I'm Miannis. There you go. Nailed it. Own it. Just own it. Nailed it.

It's me. Fucking nailed it. You didn't say it. Did everyone see Infinity War this weekend? Yes, but you're not spoiled the ending, but did. No, I'm just kidding. You didn't say I'm Gus. I did, for some reason. Oh, I didn't the second time you're out of Fucked, I, no, I'm just kidding. You didn't say I'm Gus. I did for so long.

Oh, I did the second time you're out of fuck to I'm Gus. I'm just totally proud of you. You listen, you let it go. I'm a fucking nightmare. You let it go. What happened to you today? I don't want to get into it. It's been a long day.

It's been something happened? It's been a bad day. It's just been a long day. It's been a very strong day. You've been arguing? Did you cry? No, I don't. What is the reason where you go to?

What is the most horrendous thing Gus has ever done in his whole life that lasted forever and drove him insane? He's doing that again. Out. Tuck. What? No, I'm remodeling.

He's remodeling his house. Oh. So yeah, I'm trying not to turn the podcast into that. I'm just looping back to the podcast. That's how the podcast started 10 years ago. It was me bitching about this nonstop And I guess it's been long enough. That's like, oh yeah, are you building or you fixin fixing Fixing the tears hair out

So upset look at him go when you were describing your first experience It's a nightmare. I didn't have a house and you you taught me out of buying what we didn't taught me out buy one But you almost did I was like I don't guess. Hey,'re holding a house. It sounds awful, I should rent. Yeah, what's it, talking each other out of dumb purchases is a thing. It's what we do. What have you been talked out of? I don't know what I've been talked, I'm sure a number of different things over the years.

But the one that I remember talking Jeff out of was he was gonna get landscaping done in his house years ago by some like local company, and I remember that. So it wasn't just like a landscaper, it was like some group collective of artists that also do landscaping or something stupid, and I talked him out of it years later,

I thought, what did I, what did I talk him out of it? It's a good investment. I felt bad about that. Well, you should have let him do it. Right, actually, it's some of my business that I'm talking to the landscaper. What do you have that you wish someone talked to out of? Oh, so many things.

Mostly, it's all like crowdfunded stuff. Almost like every piece of exercise equipment, except for my treadmill. Better just to go to the gym. You think, oh, if I have a gym, I have a gym. Blame, if I have this, I'll use it all the time. And then you don't. I don't think I've ever, like, yeah,

I don't do any workout stuff in my apartment. I want to get a pull-up bar, just because it's nice to occasionally do a couple, but yeah. You should film yourself so that inevitably when it falls, you'll have the footage. Yeah. When it comes down, it hits you in the face while you're in mid-air. Doesn't mean you hit the ground. Doorway ones, I'm just convinced that they're not. They're gonna break the top of my door jam off. I'm not sure why I would do that, but it just feels like I can't stand it. Or it's gonna dig like a divot into the wood.

Yeah, but don't get see up there. I guess. or it's gonna dig like a divot into the wood. Yeah, but don't get to see up there. I guess. I see so. Way to brace like on the side of the top though. Like it's similar with the pole dancing fails you see. I'm convinced that every time someone has gone a pole in their own house is fallen down.

Like I don't think I've ever seen a video of anyone just nailing it. Those spin. Did you know that? And did we talk about this one in the past? I'm sorry. I'm sure I think one at a one anyone just nailing it. Those spin. Did you know that? Did we talk about this on a podcast? Sorry. I'm sure I think one point still blows my mind. Yeah, I've always thought that there was just like,

man, what was it? Somebody said to me the other day and it completely, I was completely wrong about something. I'll think about it according to the course of the podcast. But it's like, I was just completely wrong about my entire life and somebody told me something like, oh shit, I thought, I'll think of it. It'll come back to me.

You getting solar roof tiles? No, I've thought about it. When I'm not. Good time to do it, right? Yeah. You're Tarris stuff down. I don't know, like right now, then they just pass more tariffs on solar panels.

But that solar tiles are from solar states and American companies. Oh, okay. Like, she benefits that. I thought that the tariffs also hurt domestic solar production though. It probably hurts maybe materials that they might bring in, but I believe it helps the, that's the point of a tariff, is you fucking penalize people. I think they were penalized.

Importance, you shit. Solar. Why? Really? Now, that, now, they might have removed incentives, but yeah, they started penalizing people for actually using solar. That would be bad. It's just because the rich oil people don't want it to take way. And then I was like,

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to legitimately worry about millennials killing the petroleum industry. Who gives a shit? We make the petroleum jelly though. That's true. Speaking of plastic, blame also. A very nice offshoot of the petroleum industry, the refinery industry. I saw a tweet earlier that said that Jeff Bezos made $9 billion in two days because Amazon

stock just went really good. Yeah, yeah. But if you break that down, that's $187 million an hour or $52,000 a second for two days. $52,000 a second. Jesus. What, what the, what keeps you going at that point? What, what's interesting?

What are you gonna buy? What's interesting, well here's what he's doing. I was reading this comparison, I was reading this article about SpaceX and they were talking about how Jeff Bezos Rocket Company will never go away. Like you don't hear about them as much as you do about SpaceX, because SpaceX has all these successful launches, but it's because SpaceX needed to succeed, right?

They were like at a point where they were gonna run out of money if they didn't start succeeding. So they got to the point where they could finally send payloads and they could try to start making money. But with Jeff Bezos Company, he just funds it out of his pocket. Like they can they have a much longer play. Like they don't need to be racing to get to be first to everything. They just need to do it. He just you know wants to expand on the slow level of growth that's consistent and eventually get to the point where you can send people to other planets.

When you have that much money, what do you do with it? Does it go into a bank account? You make a fucking space program. Yeah, but I'm saying like, you have so much, there's no possible way for you to keep track of it. There's still so you keep making it, I assume, an interest that you can't even get rid of this stuff. Yeah, it's just like, there's no way he could spin faster than he earned, right?

Yeah, it's tough to spend $57,000 a second. That would be tough. Stir pain for you. You'd have to buy it. I'll be up first. At Lamborghini every five seconds. Ah, damn. Yeah, you couldn't write a check for that amount in a minute.

Oh, you'd have to hire like a real estate agent to be like every house that comes on the market, buy it. Just every single house that comes up, buy it. Didn't even think you might have to be able to keep up. Now you want to make more money because aren't there reason prime subscription prices? Yeah, from, I wrote it down, from $99 to $19 a year. And so they have 100 million prime members.

If all of them pay $19 a year, that's $11.9 billion a year. Just to find out these alone. What is it gonna make if everyone keeps it in the increase in price? Two billion dollars. Yeah, it's not bad. It's a lot of, it in the increase in price. $2 billion. Yeah. It's not bad.

It's a lot of, it's a lot of months. And that's gonna be in like one second when that goes through. That's just so much money. Mesmerizing. I got to meet Jeff Bezos at the Emmys a few years ago because did he buy the Emmys? Well, no, it was the first year

when he had Amazon Prime. He bought Bernie. They had a- With the beat Amazon Studios. He's essentially the Emmys? Well, no, it was the first year when he had Amazon Prime. He bought Bernie. They had a- With the beat Amazon Studios. He's essentially buying Emmys. And his transparent was their first thing that got nominated, right? Transparent.

So it was that, and it was the first year of I think Amazon having some of them. So I'm like, I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh, that's fucking Jeff Bezos right there from Amazon. But it was at the point where I think he was new enough in the entertainment industry where a lot of people in the entertainment industry

who were there didn't know, I said, I'm gonna go fuck and talk to Jeff Bezos. So I walked up to him, a little small talk. I said, introduce myself and I said, hey, I understand you're like a fraction of us for a bluergence. You know what he called me? That was good. He goes, he goes, all right, he goes, I keep you in mind, thanks.

And I was like, he blocked me with his like, yeah. That was the total interact. He's like, motherfucker, if I have to hear that one more time from a stranger, I'm gonna fucking lose it. What if you pissed off Jeff Bezos and he's like, I'm gonna start an opposing Ruestriot's team company. They're gonna make blue versus red and then he like, shut you down.

It's gonna do it, dude. They're gonna get it. He's already got it, he's got a big one. How many, so of the top five richest people in the world, you've met two. I met two. Who's the other one? Bill Gates. I met two Well, who's the other one Bill Gates and they look good So like you you got around that out you got to find who's else is on there Warren Buffett Yeah, I don't know some to look who's the Chinese dude who owns everything

That's got to be a guy, right There's like some chic or something right dude in India It's probably like they don't start Salten like it's like for box office now with Avengers movies or Marvel stuff Sheik or something, right? There's some dude in India, right? It's probably like they don't start Sultan. Like it's like for box office now with Avengers movies or Marvel stuff, they should just like stop counting it, right? It's like at some point,

there's nobody that's gonna beat this. Jeff Bezos, Bill Gators, Warren Buffett, Bernard Arnold, and Mark Zuckerberg are the top five. Mark Zuckerberg? Number five. Still in that last one. Yeah, Mark Zuckerberg, waiting for him to be dethroned.

Well, where's Snapchat guy? Yeah. This was as a March 6, 2018. You like Facebook? Oh, so it's way out of date. I don't want bad things to have to do Zuckerberg there. No, I don't either. Well, I feel like an asshole now.

Well, I mean, like, if you lose, I feel like, I feel like Luz is all this money, oh, you got to feel better about it? 71 billion dollars. No, I wouldn't actually. What is it? That doesn't help me. God, that's such a,

that's funny though. He's flipping though, because a couple of weeks ago, Gus and I were saying that when he went before Congress, people were calling him out for being short because he was sitting on the pad and also calling him out for being like an emotionless robot. And you, Gavin, we're saying actually, no, fuck that guy. I said it was a funny joke to compare him to a data from Star Trek. I mean, I can see that comparison. Because jokes are funny. to compare him to a data from Star Trek. I mean, I can see that comparison. Because jokes are funny. But everybody's fair,

but do you think everyone should be able to make jokes? And I get that, I get that. But it's like, making fun of somebody's height, I think is like an ad hominage. Well, sure. But initially, the correlation, once you connect two ideas, yeah, I get that. That's a joke and that's okay,

but it was like, it was like, it can't separate it from everything else that's being said. I mean, I don't want bad things to happen to him. I do think that was a funny joke. And I've used some shorties fine. That being said, the current uproar today, which I gotta say, I'm really starting to admire the political rights solidarity

when it comes to distraction of everyone else. Because this comedian spoke at the White House correspondence center Oh, well, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, and start flipping the shit out. And then they forget what they're even supposed to be paying attention to. Where when the left gets outraged and flips out, the right's like, eh, you fucking liberal. You know what I mean? And they just keep moving along. They just keep moving along. So I think it's fascinating though that people are upset about it just because,

isn't that the way all the White House course wants dinners go? Didn't Obama like tear down Trump as part of a battle in one of his? Yeah. And then if you're gonna invite a comedian to your event, that's what do you expect? Right.

And it's been a fairly longstanding tradition that it's a comedian and normally it's pretty unruly. Right, yeah. It's like a roast. Speaking of roasts, I was up late. I think Friday, Saturday night, us with your channels and Comedy Central had a rerun of the roast of Donald Trump.

And I was like, oh, I forgot about that. That's a thing. From like 2011, I think. I did not imagine him as putting himself in such a compromised position. In hindsight, now watching that 2018, there is nothing funny about that. Because it will come true.

There is nothing funny about watching that roast. You're like, wow, like. What do you mean? It's just shocking, like all of the jokes that they make about him and everything they talk about. It's like, I guess president now. Yeah. And this is the, like they're joking about him running for president. And he did it. And he won. The jokes on. And yeah, now we're living there. Congratulations, everyone. We did it.

So Jeff Bezos made two Trumps in two days. Yeah. So what's 50 set was to say $57,000 a second? 52, I think you said 52. 52, so what is that? I just did. Three million a minute. Yeah. I mean, it's literally, it would take you longer

than a minute to write a check for that to write out. It took me five minutes to write a check. I don't know what I'm doing with those things. Three million, 400,000, whatever, whatever, whatever. By the time you done writing, yeah, you've already got more than that amount of money. Like what, there has to be an amount of money in standard size handwriting that won't fit on a check once you go above a set.

Like there's too many zeros on it. Well, like there's too many, you're like a sevens, you know. I don't know if you're right to check for that amount of money. And it doesn't actually, I don't think it is, like you could write a $12 million check for it. Right, but $12 million on its own, it takes up a small amount of space. It was like a specific amount in the billions. That's what you didn't think it would fit. That's what you get the giant check.

Like $1,486,568, you wouldn't be able to write that out. Can you put in any thing you have to ask that? Can you take a post-data check? I need a wait till tomorrow for all this for me to make all this money. That point is it is it better to just put like to the power of two on a check to see the smart people who write those checks are writing those yeah, what was he wearing? Hold on a second.

They write in the ledger the balance and out. Do you remember what Jeff was wearing? Because like that's another thing that's intrigued me too is like if you have that much money do you just wear the nicest stuff, or is he gonna slumber with a hains shirt? My, the thing that I took away from it was in person, the dude is fucking buff. And really?

I've seen some photos of it. Yeah, cool. He's, I guess we got all the money in the world. It's like getting good trainer, good, I bet he holds still, and then he just has some guy just like, lift his arms from him. How, what do you think that, the guy built one of the best companies in the world?

He's like, why do you know why he was assuming that he's lazy? How is it that they don't pay federal income tax? Who? Amazon? They paid like zero last year, right? Or religion. They are, they just, they just, I don't know, I can no move, make money. Because it's in their advantage to, yeah, just finding loopholes.

I mean, you have, they have people on staff whose job is just to cook the books in just the right way. So they can take advantage of loopholes. So we will pay more money. We will pay more tax than Amazon does. Yes, it's tragic. Yes, that's about that. What that says. You know the cool thing about Jeff Bezos to me is you can go back and look at news groups, NNTP news groups,

from the mid 90s and find him posting, saying, hey, I'm building a book retailer online, an ebook company, because everything was ebacked in, and I need programmers, and it's like, holy shit. Go back to time and answer that fucking ghost. I'll help. During the 2060, God, we're gonna just fucking dig right down to the political shit.

During the 2016 presidential debates, Donald Trump said that not paying federal taxes made him smart. Yeah. So I find it duplicitous now that he's criticizing Amazon for not paying taxes and trying to go after them when he said himself not doing it was smart. Look at fucking bezos dude look at that boom

Shit he's so tall. Yeah, he's dude dude. I think he probably climbs to he's got big all forms You think we can be great to be Jeff Bezos, and it's also it's like you have all that money But you don't need to buy anything because your company literally has everything. Like, if you just go, hey, can you go pick me up a pair of barbecue tongs down from the warehouse and they're like, okay, pick up an 80 barbecue tongs, which one do you want? So does he get stuff on Amazon for free? I would imagine. He's gonna pay the supply.

It's the charging. I'm just gonna get you to put it like a special coupon code. I'll base those as left. 100% discount. Chef climbs. What is the most expensive single item on Amazon? special coupon code. Based those is left. 100% discounted. Chef climbs. Chef climbs. Do you, what is the most expensive

single item on Amazon? Oh, I don't know. How do you find that out? Is vehicles, you still vehicles? How much can I keep for this? I don't think you can buy a Lambo on Amazon. Oh, just good. I've looked this up before.

It's gotta be like, yeah, that's a good question though. Like, what's the most expensive jewelry auction that's ever occurred? Well, eBay, I would assume would be a lot higher because you have a one-off item. But Amazon sells crap. Yeah, I'm curious what those both of those things are. I found an article from December 2017.

Let's see. It's called Half a Million of something. Just search for everything on Amazon and it's sort by Star. Star. Put it in an asterisk. There's a few things I haven't scrolled to. But it's hot. It's gonna be stupid. Press piece of art. But no, cause There's a few things I haven't scrolled to this. I bet it's hot.

It's gonna be stupid. Best piece of art. But no, because that's a one-off thing, though. Like, you would need... It's probably not even an Amazon, it's probably one of those affiliated sellers. That's probably has the more expensive thing. It looks like it might be a watch.

I do really. I guess I'm much the watcher's point. You want me to describe the watch? Sure. It's an expensive watch. It's a Patek Philippe perpetual calendar mechanical hand-wined watch. Are we? One, two, five.

This price is right. Five hundred K. I'm gonna go 501 K. The correct price is $280,000. So, Gavin, you win. Dan wins. That's the, you imagine adding that to your car on Amazon. And then it just shows up in an Amazon box.

Damn. That's it. There's a buy it here, Link. I wonder if this website has an affiliate. That's it. Yeah. But the leather doesn't look that currently unavailable. What did you want a $280,000 watch to look like?

Really cool. I'd also, if you were buying that, why would you just go buy it from a jewelry shop or a company? You wouldn't buy that, Amazon? Unless you have billions of dollars, there's something for the party tonight. Nothing matches.

Can you think you have it on Prime now? I could just leave it on your doorstep. For $280,000, I mean, do hire somebody. Just gotta be like, go around with you. How does that deliver to? Cause like a little Peruvian boy who rides on your back. But are you gonna just like give that to a guy that's gonna go through USPS or whatever?

Or is it gonna be like, a armored truck is gonna show you a car? I found one that's available right now that we can buy for $200,000. That's a steal. How many of you think a counting would be if I bought this right now? Well, it was for the content.

Can I get a part of the show? I feel like we need to. Yeah. How many can you think a counting would be if I bought this right now? Well, you it was I feel like we need to yeah how many can you add? Okay, I don't this one we don't have everyone in broadcast 12 I would have bought it, but it's not prime Oh, look I can get $70 off instantly. If I apply for them, it's on prime credit card. How is the, by the way, would you have to be to do like the $280,000 watch and then ship the free

standard on expedited shipping, just like whatever, you know, it'll be here in like four weeks. Man, I fucked up the other day. You know, like I said, I'm renovating my house. I bought a new washer and dryer and I went through the process of checking out. I was like, I was like, hmm, and after I checked out, I was like, the last four digits on that credit card didn't seem right.

Mm-hmm. I was like, I should look in my wallet. I accidentally charged up my company credit card. Oh, that can make you lose. Yeah, so I had to call the company, I had to call the people I bought it from, be like, hey, cancel that order. I cannot have that going through.

I was very worried about, I spent like half an hour trying to get someone on the phone, be like, hey, cancel that order. Can't, like, I cannot have that going through. I was very worried about, I spent like half an hour trying to get someone on the phone to be like, cancel it. What's the biggest dumbass mistake that you've made in terms of like buying something that you shouldn't have? Like, for example, I think mine was like a $600 flight that I ended up not making because it was a fucking wedding that weekend. Mine was the flight that I just booked on the roll month.

Yeah, I booked me and the kids returning from Philadelphia. Remember what I went right before the election? I booked this back the following Saturday. And I was, we were at the airport and I'm like, can't find your record. I'm like, the fuck, I was in the airport when I just got on this issue. Trying to get the check in reminder.

When I don't get that, I know something's wrong. Yeah, I don't ever pay attention to that. Oh, I did that recently too. I was like a lot of night're in her bed playing video games, and I look at my phone, and it was like, flight reminder, 10 minutes, I was like, Motherfucker, it's just like, sitting there. And I was like, my flight's currently like,

I'm supposed to be in Dallas right now. I was so pissed off. So you put the wrong day? Oh, yeah. You've put the back. Well, no, it was one of those things where I did, okay, Monday at 12 a.m. when real, when really I needed like, I don't know,

I got the am's mixed up, basically I goofed. When Ellie first started working for me, she started using my credit card to buy stuff with the vlog. Like she would get batteries and stuff shipped or like GoPro attachments or stuff like that. And your company card. My company card, right, exactly. And then she bought herself a switch

and did that mistake where it had it set up as the default was the company card and she actually bought herself a switch on my company card. She went over to accounting and told them about it and paid it off and everything. God damn, if I don't hear about that fucking switch about once every three months. From accounting? That was like a year ago. If she went over and fixed it, then what's the... I dondamn, if I don't hear about that fucking switch about once every three months. From accounting?

That was like a year ago. If she went over and fixed it, then what's this? I don't know, I don't know. In yours. It's become my switch that I bought myself a switch. I'm like, I didn't fucking buy the switch. Ellie bought herself a switch and paid the company back for it because she made a mistake.

So you saying you would never bring up a mistake with money more than once. Yeah, but that doesn't mean people can do with me. What do I bring up? I'm not talking about anything I did. Yeah, I'm talking about something that someone else did in New York. No, dinner date.

Oh, everyone laughs. Sorry, I had a conversation with Alan just about this in a day. How the price of that dinner has escalated over time. It's now like a six grand dinner, right? Yeah, there was also a time when Alan went to Vegas and was betting and won some money.

And the amount of money that Alan has won over time has become astronomical in one sitting. It's like, guys, what do I mean? The paper, you know what I mean? And even now it's like, I don't know where this story comes from. Yeah. But he's not gonna fight it, cause it makes him sound like a badass going into Vegas

and winning a ton of money. Yeah, a denigate gets, probably want to make a lap. But at least once a year, there's a discussion about denigate. Say, do I bring it up? So, Alan's dinner. You were there. Did you enjoy the dinner? I did, I don't think it should have cost.

Oh, I assume for my portion was like $200 for my meal. You're ridiculous. You know it's fancy when the purses have stools. The little purse store. Have you ever been to a place where? No. Yeah, mental. You know, a place I've ever been where they slide

in a little stool for the fascinies purse. Yeah. No, actually wasn't there. Yeah, she was. She was? Yeah. Otherwise, did you have a purse? Who had but no, actually wasn't there. Yeah, she was. She was? Yeah. Otherwise, did you have a pass? Who had a pass?

I don't know, maybe you had a bag or something. Like a backpack. Then you said a bag, is that of a purse? Well, you were, like Gavin goes this restaurant, none of us had any idea where we were being taken for this thing. Are you saying I did? So how are you guys?

Yeah, Gavin should have been shorts and white sneakers. Well, no, no, it was, you said, nobody knew we were going. So the fact that Gavin could have possibly had a backpack would have made sense. I feel like we should explain it, but I don't want to tell the story again

for the billion fucking time, because I don't care. I really genuinely don't care. But you care about the switch. I don't want him to bring it up to me. That's it. Bye, Gondes. This is my karma for making fun of Alan for so many years.

You can fix it by buying everyone in the counting a switch. Now, they gave me too much money for reimbursement, like recently and for a while I was like, you outraged. Huh. That's a lot of extra money, but I had to report it and I was like, you can dock it from my next paycheck.

So I did the, how much was it? Like it was a few hundred dollars. Really? Yeah, it was for a flight. Yeah, but yeah. Somebody's been here to pinch, you had to buy production equipment or whatever, or in my case, before I had Ellie,

I didn't do my report so they shot off my credit card. Ooh, they did it to Jeff too. Did you do to you, Gus? No, because I felt my fucking report. Yeah, so they shot her on a good employees. So I'm still used to like, you know, doing stuff on the credit card, then I actually, I'll be honest, I never have built anything back

to the company ever I don't think. But everything I did for my vlog, I completely did out of pockets. You like Jeff Bezos with a space company? That's exactly what I'm like. I'm exactly like Jeff Bezos and Mars. That's what I'm like. I'm glad you made the comparison,

because I was thinking it, but I won't say it. So I had it looks like you climbed. So. What does it mean? It looked like you climbed. It. What does it mean, look like you climb? It's typically dudes are just like big ass, veiny ass forearms. Oh, they play tennis.

Does that work out for the forearms? No, that's too dainty. Are we gonna talk about Finty to War at the end of the podcast or in the post show or anything? Well, I thought we'd talk about the post show. Okay. Cause then this is the thing where we talk about spoilers for this one, people go fuck an eepshit.

Oh, I pissed off a bunch of people with my tweet. It wasn't anything spoiler-y. I was just comparing it to another big film, and it was either like, I completely agree, or you're fucking idiot! I wouldn't get ready. I don't wanna hear a single, I don't even wanna know that someone has seen it

before I'd seen it. Yeah, I just turned off the internet, and then I saw the movie and I came back, and I tweeted nothing about it. In the same sense, go see it. If spoilers are super important to you, you know everyone's gonna see it. Go see it in the opening weekend. Yeah, but and I get the life gets in the way. Yeah. And you can't in that case, you got to take it on yourself and say,

I just, I'm gonna get this mic is boiled. I guess what? It's in day. It's a fucking movie, you know, yeah, but it's, it's a 10 year lead up. I get it. I can see why people. Maybe that's why I was really confused by the film. I had no idea who those people were. Well, that's the way. I also reviewed movies for the New Yorker. I bought eight tickets three months ago. I couldn't give away the last two seats. My tickets were cursed.

I couldn't give them away. Nobody could give them away. I bought tickets and I couldn't give them away. Cause I bought a bunch. I even offered them to you. That's how you break a record. People buy tons of tickets and then the seats stay empty. Just $258 million.

$630 million worldwide. That's so much money. That's like three hours for Jeff Bezos. Yeah, that's a good nap. That's a long afternoon nap for Jeff Bezos. Think about that. Fucking 10 years late of this movie, Jeff Bezos takes a nap and he makes as much money

as Infinity War. He takes a shit. He could have watched Titanic. In the Titanic. He's too rich and made more money watching Titanic. I bet they've got at the point where he knows exactly like they haven't measured the amount of food he has to eat so he never has to go to the bathroom, ever.

Just like it's the perfect amount, everything gets absorbed by the body, done. Is there a food that's pretty good? There's like that. It's too expensive, Gus. Yeah, but is there a big time out of the day? Is there any food that produces zero waste? No, there isn't. Cause it's even water. Yeah, is there a big time out of the day? Is that any food that produces zero waste? No, there isn't

Yeah, even what it costs is three probably But not flaming hot, but not the way we should do studies wet Each of us pairs if I'd another prepares I would yeah each of us should eat just the ones food The liquids are my pooping you poop in pair That would come out awful to a fiber I guess What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about?

What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about?

What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about?

What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? What are you on about? I think I'm fine. I think I'm fine. Okay, so we all pick one food and we only eat that food for a week. Eat a bite, and we eat a bite of steak an hour, basically. And you're good, it'll absorb it.

What does celery do? Because celery's like bullshit food, like you burn. Is this celery? What's the one we want to do? It's an accountant. No, that's one food. There's a food that where you don't gain any, you burn more calories than you get from it.

I think it's just celery. So what does that mean for the poop? It's how cellulose and fibers, that's going straight through. Yeah, I don't think you can digest that. Right, just bring me, Matt. One of our, one of our, you know, antifinal log. It's like what? You guys don't have that, you can never mind.

One of the fish in our little pond in the front of our house, we have these, the, like, goldfish, it of our house. We have this, like, goldfish. It's like a, got fish, like a little fish. And one of them was swimming sideways like this. Uh-huh. And, uh, we thought, oh, it's just going to fucking die because it's like at the top and it's swimming sideways, basically, it's floating. Mm.

So Ashley goes and she looks up on some fish site, I guess, and finds out these particular goldfish, they get constipated and that the constipation messes with their swim bladder. Is it like they have to which shit on one side? Yeah, I don't know what they're thinking. Like squishes and then they like can't get a full bladder of air until they go a Kimbo. And that's what fucking spirit animal. So how do you think you solve a fish constipation?

Milk it, you flush it. Squeeze it. That's got solution, it's a good one. Squeeze it. So I reckon you push from the head down, you just excrete with a rolling pin. So the answer, which I'm sure you guys were about to get to, is that you feed it peas,

frozen peas, then you mush them up, and then feed it to the mish that you feed it peas, frozen peas, you mush them up and then feed it to the fish. You feed it mushy peas. So it makes them shit like crazy if you make it feed them peas. What if the other fish start eating you? Well, that was the best part because I was like, that'll work just because, yeah, she goes, but I'm gonna put the peas in the water and there's like 40, literally like 45 other fish

in this thing and it's so pond. And they're gonna, I don't know how to get it just to him and all the other, how to put enough in for everybody. I go, yeah, but then they'll all be shitting. They'll like, thanks Bill. But now we're all taking these huge doves because you got constipated. And I thought, as soon as I said that, I thought,

oh, we just put it in like a bucket and then feed it separately. Yeah, of course. I'm not gonna tell Ashley, because I want this like, I wanna watch all these fish shit. They're brilliant. It's awful. It's also preventative. Maybe somebody else would. I'm not gonna tell Ashley, because I want this like, I wanna watch all these fish shit. They're briskets. That's awful. It's all time.

It's all so preventative. Maybe somebody else who are about to become constipated too. Good point. Yeah, you're helping them. No, they're not gonna get. They're not gonna get. That's terrible.

But she figured it out, and she put Bill in the bucket, and she's feeding him peas. And that fish took the biggest dump ever, and then was fine. Was it like the line, the spaghetti food? Did you take any photos of it?

No, and you're never seen a fish. What is the shit of the fish look like? Yeah, did you spaghetti? Did you take any photos of it? No, no, it was in a fish. What is the shit of the fish look like? Like, is it in a tree? Please tell me you took photos. I think she might be taking photos. I'm just gonna take a photo of the fish. Shit, what are we doing with my life? You're talking, you're what are you doing?

You're talking about a consummate fish on a fucking podcast. I have to get some on a podcast. That's as low as it gets. They have a little photos. A goldfish looks like meat spaghetti. Yeah, it's like a zit. And it's straightened up chunky zit. Yeah.

Straightened right up, that fish did. Boop, right up, now he's fine. Back in the water. Just for him. I'm sure all the time it's like, where'd you go? I don't want to talk. Okay, so if I get a bunch of frozen peas

and mush them up and feed them to you, how do you think you'll get on? I'm willing to try. I mean, I guess I'd poop probably. Like feed the peppermint. Fish gonna poop. I must have quoted that, that cold speech about it's the times.

In it, feed it, feed it fish of pee. Pees, fish gonna poop. Oh, let me ask actually, you should pee. I go for some moushy pees. Ah, here, let me read this while you're, I'm looking for food in there. I got a, when I'm in there, when this episode receives podcasts

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I'm laughing, I'm laughing. You're all good. Oh. Did you see, I got a picture of a fish. You got pictures? I just, it's not pooping, it's just a fish and a bucket. Oh, do you want to see it? Oh, no, no.

Yeah, you could just Google fish and a bucket and we believe you. It's probably true. It's a fish and a bucket. Did you hear about that guy who got his domain seized by the country of France? I don't like that because birdie.com, dude. He's on, he's on, he's on France.com since like 94.

And I guess it's a French dude who lived, I think he lived in New York. And you just started a website that was like talking about France promoting like French tourism. Let's talk about, I guess stuff that people who like France would like. And I guess the country of France decided they wanted to domain, so they seized it without compensating him for it.

I don't think they should be allowed to do that, legal. I don't think they should be allowed to do that either. So now he did it. So now he's suing them. He's doing France. It's not a very close to 25 years. Yeah, and he said that he's worked with the French government before. Yeah.

On like programs to promote tourism and to send people to France. So it's not like they didn't know. They didn't know that France, no one who works at the fucking French government every time, oh, France.com, I wonder what that is. It's at france.com slash like FR or is it like france.com? Well, I said it was france.com, so I'm gonna guess it was france.com. Wow.

Don't have a fight, you're right. It would be just dot FR. United States.com, what is that? It's isn't back to the US.com, it's an old like forum. Hey, go to go to Whitehouse.com. It's like a PHPB forum, Gus. It redirects to the Whitehouse now. No!

It used to be a porn site. Oh shit. He's a gay porn saver, wow. What? Man I always got Bernie all over the phone. How about USA.com? So French people don't call France France. Oh wait, wait.

Whitehouse.com is not redirect to the Whitehouse, but it's not porn. What was it? What are French people don't call France France. Oh, wait, wait. Whitehouse.com is not redirect to the White House, but it's not porn. What, what is it? What are French people call France? France. So dot com is not French domain. That's American. No.

It's not American. It fucking is. Global. Nope. No, it's American. It is. We don't have dot us. We don't have the code out whatever.

Like the real fuck you. We do have that, but we don't use it. Yeah. We're dot com. So dot com is American only. Yeah. Well, I mean, anyone can buy but we don't use it. Yeah, we're not calm. So calm is American only. Yeah, well, I mean, anyone can buy it, but America runs it. I'm a freedom.

He bought it in February and I don't know if it's easy if they want to. Launch this website in June 95. Yep, he said that he's worked with the French government before in 2015, France entered to a legal battle with him. And they won the lawsuit in March 2018. How can you lose legal, how can you win a legal battle against the and they won the lawsuit in March 2018. How can you lose legal? How can you win a legal battle against the legal entity of the world?

You know, it's like in the country, where, where was it fought? Was it fought in the US? Or was it fought in France? Probably fucking fought because France could make a law saying it's illegal to hold the front stuff on website. And then they just use that. Yeah. Phil.

Yeah, you're out of your out of biz. Oh, that's a bullshit side. I'm glad they shut it. What's that? That's it. It's France.com. Oh, you're out of your out of biz. Oh, that's a bullshit site. I'm glad they shut it. What's that? That's it, it's Franks.com. Oh, that looks terrible. It should have been. Yeah.

That looks like it was this way in 1994. Yeah, that's a park domain. There's a website I use. I think it's, I mean, this guy's business. Look, poor nub. 25 years, I get the argument that you have to defend your trademark or whatever.

Is it a trademark? Is it a fucking country? No, it's tough, but it is true. You you had to defend your trademark or whatever, is it a trademark? Is that a fucking country? No, I know, it's tough, but it is true. You do have to defend it. But if that's the case, then if you've gone 25 years without defending it, then you probably should lose it at that point in time. Yeah, I mean, there has been no attempt to get it from him

for decades. In fact, the subject thing, they knew it existed. It's like you can claim you didn't know it was there. Yeah, but that's why the dot-gov exists, right? For all government-based stuff. They could have France.gov that they, no one else could register. Why do they need France.com?

Can you start from France.fr? No, can you start from from me? Well, we don't want to start pin Island. In fact, if you go to France.com. I'll look pin island. In fact, if you go to France.com. I'll look up that. In fact, if you go to France.com now, it redirects to France.fr. Okay.

If you redirects you to France.fr slash en, the English language version. Because you're on the dot com would like, and that's fucking America. That's America. Who owns dot com? Don't worry. I'm sure for you to register at .FR,

you'd have to have a business registered somewhere in France. Sure. But you don't need that to register.com. You don't need to live in America. Yeah, because we're open for business. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think you're right.

So you think I have code at US? Ever seen that one? Yeah. Bullshit. No, you think don't US. Nobody fucking uses that. It's usually like the American versions of foreign businesses.

I'd say another country. It's like you Sanda or something has that. You just crazy. I don't know. You just crazy. It's funny. I was thinking about this the other day, but I was thinking about how when domain names first took off,

like people always speculated about what domain names would become popular, right? Like they weren't sure how people were gonna use the internet. So it's like, oh, I want to register help.com. That way if someone needs help with this specific thing, like, or if they need help with anything, they come to help.com. Like they treated it like keywords,

like general things instead of like very specific use cases. And it's like no one uses these, use the internet like that at all in the end. I think it was like a holdover from probably from like AOL keywords and shit like that. Like that, that people had first gained knowledge of the internet like that at all in the end. I think it was like a holdover from probably from like, AOL keywords and shit like that. Like that, the people had first gained knowledge of the internet with. Tim, one of the most amazing stories of the internet is the fact that PayPal was originally called x.com. Or I think there's a couple different things that came together to make PayPal.

Right. I just keep x.com. I mean, it's like so fucking easy. I think they just gave that back to Elon Musk. Did they? I think so. FistBaseX. I think they just gave that back to Elon Musk. Did they? I think so. Fist base X.

I see X.com. Well, the Model X. Doesn't look like it does anything. Who owns? There's a while ago. Oh, it goes to the boarding company. I was going on a camping trip with some friends and they're like, yeah, let's just go,

let's check out, to see if the local sporting goods has it and they went to dix.com. And I was like, don't like that. But he ended up actually being like Dix.com, like Dix. Sporting goods. That's a risky, that's a risky domain. Yeah. What is vaginas.com?

I can take that. I can take that. Let me let my book mark. It's his home page. You're on muskbotx.com from PayPal in July 2017. How much? I'm looking. There was a, there's no price was divulged.

There was a, for a comparable sale. They sold the name. Z dot com sold in 2014 for about $7 million. Hmm. Is it a dot com? Mm hmm. Who was that? What's that?

This is not a podcast, we should look up web sites. It would be more expensive to buy every single letter URL than buy an entire street's worth of houses. Probably. Jeff Bezos is gonna try to buy them all. He'll buy that by the alphabet. Oh, that ain't even on Google, right? Oh, very good.

Did you have the username that you want on Twitter? Because I tried to get like Gips-at Gips-in or AppLane. Haven't reached out to the guys. Like, hey, I'll put you a couple hundred bucks. He's a total prick about it. He doesn't want your shitty money, boy. He wants his name. Actually has the Gamer Tag.

He's not even fucking active on it though. What's up? Actually has the Gamer Tag jinx. That's nice. J-I-N-X and she gets offers, like if she loads up her Xbox Live messaging, it's just constant offers for people to, is that Xbox live?

So not buy it, but trade for it. Like I have the domain, or excuse me, I have the gamer tag, like Huba Stank fan with like zeroes for the O's. Oh hell yeah. And I'll trade you for Jinx. She's like, are you fucking new? Are you crazy?

It's like, she gets the weirdest dumbest offers. I said screenshot some of them. It's like, why would I want that horrible gamer tag versus jinx? So I have Bernie on pretty much everything. And Bernie on Instagram, I have Bernie on Twitter. I wanted to get Bernie on Xbox Live. Doesn't really matter so much to me anymore.

But, and there is a Bernie, because that was, we talked about this way back in the day. I was an Xbox Live beta tester, and I registered the domain name, or, excuse me, goddamn it. The gamer tag, the a minute, I'm gonna try this way back in the day. I was in Xbox Live beta tester, and I registered the domain name, or, God damn it, the gamer tag. The gamer tag, BuzzBee, because that was my handle back in those days. We all had fake names on the internet.

What does that mean? Well, BuzzBee. I totally made it up, I don't even know where it comes from. Then we have BuzzBee, the BuzzBee. Yeah, that might be what it's for. We had a Matt and I had that idea for like a fake movies, like an entertainment version of the onion where we did talk about movies,

but it was all fake articles, which sounds weird now, because fake news, but that's what the onion is fake news. And there was called Show Buzz News. And I think the mascot was Buzz B, the busy B, was the name of it. It's like a stupid site. We never took off.

But we worked it out with the zelners's for a little while and shut the whole thing down Just like did take off one of our billion web projects didn't go anywhere But um, yeah, it won the did there. I'd won the did. Yeah, that was pretty good. You only need one. Yeah, you only need one We had like 30 and one one one one made it But I tried to get Bernie on Xbox live and I've contacted a guy and he wrote me back. And he's apparently was a member of the Xbox Live launch team. And so there's no way you were getting that. No.

Not like he said the nostalgic reasons he's not gonna give it up. If you try it, it's friends. No, I can try that. I should try threatening him. Like you fucker. Give me that name. I should assume like fucking France, right? Just be like, I'm claiming this from you.

Well, off of him, who bests tank whoever? Who bests tank, fan? God. I tried to look up a, I tried to look up on Twitch recently to get Bernie on there. You just got Twitch streaming? No, just for commenting.

I have friends who Twitch stream now and it's just like fun to drop in and. You get it, I love it. I was trying to get, I think I had begibbles on Instagram and then something happened where I was an active and then I when I came back to it it was like this profile got shut down because of very sensitive material or something is like it was like it's set up there. Well it said that I like I posted some like shit like some nudes or something maybe but

I never did I promise. That's a good that's I like the alibi you set up for yourself there. I never did. I promise. That's a good, I like the alibi. You set up for yourself there. That's good. I never did. Public record right there, Gus. I didn't even have the account when all the news got posted. Now it's the underscore blame, which I think is a far shitter.

You're right, shitty. Be gibbles is good. I feel like there has to be a continuity between your identities online. Yeah, for searchable. And for me, social media, when I hear about a new one, I load it up after I hear about it like five or six times, like, all right, I guess I gotta pay attention to this fucking platform.

I get the app, go to sign up, Bernie says, usually name is taken, I'm like, fuck you. I'm out, delete. Do you guys ever get people that reach out to you and they're like, hey, just so you know, someone was using your photos and your persona and catfishing people. And a date in website? Yeah, that happens to me all the time.

I probably got like six or seven a day. What is that? It means me and shit. Fuck yeah. They use me on the Sugar Baby set. For catfishing people. This is not meant to be an insulting. Gavin, do you ever get that?

No, I've absolutely had that. Yeah. Where they'll like hit on someone I know in a different country. And I'm like, what are the chances that person actually knows me? But any I guess this use often that eventually they'll come across some might know me. I think like once or two weeks I get an Instagram saying where they're like, Hey, just so you know, this person is faking to be you. There was one that recently was like, Hey, just so you know, they're faking to be you and I

sent them some things and I found out that they weren't you. So that sucks and I was like, I am so sorry, you should probably report them, but there's nothing I can do on my ends. I don't know what telling me about is gonna help. I feel bad for them though. I feel like when you started telling that story, you're gonna say that you asked for the things

that they sent to the other person. Oh, good God, no. Have you awful? Well, they've clearly meant them for you. But it does mean you have the great platform to start posing as you and then being able to say, that wasn't me. No, I wouldn't do that.

The devious mind of Gavin free over you. I don't know, I'd never use one of those sites. My biggest issue, which is a problem that I'm sure most people don't have, where I'll sign up on a service, maybe like a gaming one, like Origin or whatever, and my email address would have already been registered because of the public email address, so I'll use a private one.

And then years later, I'll forget. So I'll type in the email address, the public facing one I think it is, don't remember the password. So then I request the password reset, and I'm in, I'm logging in and stuff. And then I'm like playing games, buying games. And then I realize I've just hijacked someone else's account

to sign up with my email address and has games. And I've just taken it. But they signed up with your email address? Yeah. How's that possible after there? I know why people do that stuff. Yeah, it's like, and then I feel like, oh my god, I've got a game library that I didn't buy.

But it's my email address, like do I own it? I didn't pay for it. And then I just don, oh my God, I've got a game library that I didn't buy. But it's my email address, like, do I own it? I didn't pay for it. Oh. And then I just don't know what to do, because I've no idea what to contact them. You can't email them. I never, I never, I'm not a fucking email. I'm gonna leave you at your guilt here a little bit.

The reason why they probably used your email was probably because they used some kind of fake codes or something in order to get games for free. Like, that's why they would use somebody else's email address. Like, whole thing seems like scam. Like, they need a second email and they just, yeah, they don't want to get a trace back to them.

So they just like, do it. So a lot of the, it's a throw away already. A lot of the time, I end up using accounts that I didn't make, even though they have my email address. Amazon did something where they charged me 40 bucks for HBO service and I was like, no, no, no, no, I already, Amazon, what's going on? Amazon charged you for HBO? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, no, no, no, I already... Amazon. What's going on?

Amazon charged you for HBO? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was like, yeah, exactly. So it's like, what the fuck is this? Because I have someone else that I use, I use HBO go. And I was like figuring out like, what the hell is this? Like, so I got a refund. I'm not sure how it happens.

You drunk? No. And then they charged me again for HBO services. Who? Amazon. How do you do that? So who the fuck? I'm so confused. I'm going to look at you.

You check out a target. Go to PlayStation or Roku. You can go onto your Amazon. Oh, Amazon now. What? Use Amazon Pay? Basically. No, like you can go onto the Amazon services

and they'd be like, hey, you might, like Westworld. And then you go to the Westworld tab, and you can go onto the Amazon services and they'd be like, hey, you might what like Westworld And then you go to the Westworld tab and you can watch those videos. We had to subscribe to HBO or whatever So anyways, that's what that's what kept happening. I kept on getting You know money taken out of my account from Amazon because 40 bucks is some some mouth 30 fuck The HBO now is like 10 subscribe to HBO on prime video channels today, right? So that happened so many fucking times.

And then I went in and I was like, You've given up for that. I must've been giving up a chunk. Well, I looked into it and I was like, you know, the last watched video was ballers or something, I was like, I don't know, I don't know if I should watch fucking ballers. And then I think come to find out,

I think someone had my old PlayStation and they found that I was still logged in, which I thought I deleted, and they were just charging up my account with ballers. Was a good show, apparently. Sorry, dude. The rocks, yeah. That sucks.

But now I got to figure it out. I was so in the weeds there. But I wanted to reach out to that person and be like, fuck yourself. Like, I caught you. You know what? No, you see, I imagine what happened is I sold my PlayStation to a game. Well, I thought that's a wipe it yeah, yeah, the other day I got my gas bill from Amazon.

Some day I bet I bet you a cardboard box filled with gas. So much appropriate in there. This is mainly nitrogen. So someone's saying that yeah, actually it was 85% packing material, 15% prop. It was like a Amazon fire stick for entertainment, everything goes to the Amazon. Yeah.

Well that's crazy. See that's the problem with iPhones is that everything has to go through the app store and they get like a 30% cut of that stuff, which is why Amazon, if you ever have the fucking Kindle app on your iPhone, you can't buy anything to the Kindle app because the Kindle app comes from the app store. So they would get a cut.

Yeah, so you gotta go to the web browser, go to Amazon. So all you can, don't want Apple to make money. Right, so they just allow it. I guess they're custom their margins, which are so low. You know what YouTube does? If you subscribe to YouTube Red through the YouTube app on an iPhone, you pay more. Yeah.

Oh, they just pat it so that. Yeah, don't. Just like if you sign up for YouTube Red, just sign up on the way. Are there a million warnings in the app that say don't do this in the app? Go do it under the computer. I mentioned of it.

Wow. Look at it, someone's gonna buy something. You don't slow them down. That's true. You know, I mean, that's just the way there's so many conversion rates suck. I was just talking about this on an interview where they were asking about demonetization stuff and like they were asking, do you think creators have legitimate gripes about the way stuff's being demonetized? And it's for business insider.

And let's talk a little bit about it. And I go back and forth because I do think creators kind of have been protected by YouTube from, they thought they were free from like brand influence, but they were running all these ads. It's like, well, that's just the way ads, when people put ads on your content, they have a say in where that goes. And they will be influence over. That's how TV came to exist was through that system. So I get that it's hard to adjust to that world. But, you know, take comfort. The fact you were protected from it

for probably a decade at this point. Anyway, now we were talking about YouTube and I was saying it's like such a, it is frustrating though, for these, you know, creators, like you're basically deaf, your whole business is on YouTube. That's your only destination, right? Yeah, well, I also, what Kayla? No, I'm saying, but you're business the business you own, right? Yeah, well, I also work here.

No, I know I'm saying, so you're business the business you own. Yes. So, guys, it's like, you go through all this trouble, you have now a, how many subs you have? 11 milskies. You use fucking dickhead. Fucking dickhead. Anyway, so, Dan got to show this trouble,

get all these people to subscribe to his channel, right? And then you assume, okay, I got 11 million subs. 11 million people are gonna see when I put up a new video. No, it's only a sampling of it that does it. And if they wanna see your videos, they have now hit the bell. So there's always this constant like

redoubling of your efforts. Like I know we know you spend all the time doing this, just do it again, you know. And there's always diminishing returns because going back to what you're saying with being in the cart and not communicating to people that it's more money, you don't want to do anything that slows anybody down

because even when people get all the way down to putting something in a cart and going to buy it, that has a high abandonment rate of like 60% in some places where people just put shit in their cart and they never buy it. Right, you want to minimize every click. It's a yeah, you want to minimize every thing to do to get to the thing. And so, same thing was subscribing on YouTube because it's your entrepreneur and that's

a business. It's, God damn, I got these people subscriptions. What else do I need to do, you know? And now you got to do a subscription, but also hit the bell for now. Yeah, I wonder how many bells I have. Yeah, you can even try that. No, 11 million, that's not true. You're shit does fine though.

You can tons of views every time you put something up. Honestly, the majority of my views aren't subscribers, just because of the virality of them. Just goes everywhere. Well, I would argue too. You have a high percentage of views that don't go to your YouTube channel because people repost your shit everywhere,

get fit. Yeah, just turn it into a gift. Yeah, put it on television. Whatever. 10 times the views. That's the goddamn worst. How do you fight that? Nah, I can't.

I mean, you can... Watermark stuff. And then... Just looks like... Some people get it way, but... But... But then it turns into marketing for you. Yeah, I like clean footage. You know what?

No, it makes sense. That reminds me of something that I can't fucking stand. I hope this stops. And I always hate to say, like, what are you looking right at me when you're saying this? Oh, it happened on Twitter. And it's one of these things with discussions of like, I hope people in the internet will stop doing X,

and you can't ever get people in the internet to stop doing something. But I made a tweet this weekend, I don't know what it was about. I think it was my mid-to-tweet about kombucha. Oh, right, yeah, I saw it. He's like, dog shit. Fucking awful. It's vinegar, isn't it?

Yeah, basically. It's like drinking vinegar. And especially, he has all these, like, probiotic health benefits. No, it's capis. I basically just read on Wikipedia, that none of those have ever been scientifically substantiated.

And several people have died from trying to make their own kombucha and drinking it. Cool. What is it? I'm sure several people have died from trying to make anything and eat it. It's fermented tea. I thought it was mushrooms.

I think there's some mushroom aspect to it. Is that a bit boozy as well? Like a tiny percent of boozy? Yeah. There's like a very little, it's just from fermentation. You can't, I don't think you can get drunk off to it. Is that a bit boozy as well like a tiny percent of booze? Yeah, I was just like a very little it's just from fermentation You can't I don't think I can get drunk off of it. Mm-hmm. Anyway some very upsetting organization called men's humor on Twitter never heard of it. It's humor for men Blank them some fun. We're getting our own humor guys. I know what about humor for us

Finally, God What about me, humor for us? Oh, my God. So it's tired of like weeding through all this fucking secret human humor. Humor tailored for man. So what did mince humor do? They posted my tweet, but it's on fucking Twitter. My post is on fucking Twitter.

There's a way to actually post or somebody else's tweet on Twitter. Now that you just reach out Yeah, that shit. It's a rich out posted this gets even worse though This is the thing that fucking drives me insane is okay. That shit happens. I don't really give a shit I'm not making a living off of my fucking tweets, you know It's a granted it's a little bit annoying and they obviously are just trying to do anything they can to keep people on their Twitter feed and not send them anywhere else, which is kind of like, I think, social contract of Twitter that you retweet stuff

so that people can discover other people. But regardless, you're regardless, or regardless, whatever the word is. I don't really care about that. What drives me fucking insane, every time someone takes one of our things and it gets reposted on some fucking garbage website or Twitter account is, what do I get?

I get my whole fucking mentioned filled with people saying, oh, Bernie, you finally made the big time. Look, you know, the poster's like, what the fuck is the big time? Like I've been working my whole career to get a my fucking post, reposted my men's humor. I'm sorry, it's like an ironic tweet. They all say no.

I got one the few weeks ago that was like, oh, you made it, you're an iPhone. Like what the fuck do you mean I made it on my iPhone? I don't give a fuck about that website. You're a fucking break. What the fuck do you mean I made it on Iphone? I don't give a fuck about that website. You're a fucking break. It'd be so mad if you write that. It's like, we're working all these years. It's like, oh, finally, I made it on Ionine or whatever.

You know, actually, I don't know, like. But it was the one, the nine deck. Nine deck. That's what I'm thinking of. Like, fuck, give me a fucking break. Every now and then they'll cycle through their backstock of shitty tweets and they'll do my Disney Princess thing and then people will be like, oh, bla, you're just a Disney Princess.

I know, it's, I don't care. It's like, cat related stuff. Look, I have the, the gif of me holding Joe and it's like, someone to a pet. So every time a pet thing comes around, that's in there. I'll get a bunch of tweets. But have you noticed this, by the way? Well, we're on the...

Can boot you. Down the rabbit hole of social media. Twitter now no longer shows me all my mentions. Yeah, they... I literally went to another third party app and literally just my mentions, the same tab. That's why I was upset when they were cutting off API access for third party app.

It's like a fifth. Those people that are trying to write to me and Twitter's only showing me a fifth of them. Why would they do that? I can only use the Twitter app for very specific things. If I really want to see what people are sending me, you have to use a third party app. I have to use another app to see it.

Or you got to search for your name. Or hit the bell. Or hit the bell. Exactly right. See, get your own platform. That's the lesson. Get your own platform. I think we've said that before.

I'm chasing cameras all over the place. Yeah, but porusity changed the way... I can't think of anything where you see change. It's just because the same shit really isn't it? The website. Twitter... It's like, it does look like... It does look like...

Those are like fundamental change to the user-based system. Same shit, different decade. Twitter doesn't like my friendship with Elise because I can't see if she ever mentions or likes or retweets or any of my friendship with Elise because I can't see if she ever mentions or likes or retweets or any of my interactions with Elise. Did you mute her?

No, she's not muted. But it's like, it's like muted, but without being muted. And I don't get it. Maybe they've decided that her tweet said nothing but garbage and she's being filtered directly by Twitter. You listen here. Elise Wulms is one of the nicest people. You take that back.

I'm not. Maybe this is how we find out she isn't. Maybe this is it. I've only met her. I'm not. I have to walk off this bike. I've only met her 26 or 27 times. I don't know the true at least.

She could be anyone. All right. She's really nice. Yeah, she's really cool. Did you speak in a social media? Did you hear about that? Goddamn it, yeah, she's really cool. Did you speak in a social media? Did you hear about that? Goddamn it, Gavin. That was amazing.

About that weird Yelp experience that a woman had, I think it was it over the weekend, where she ordered some food from a restaurant. The food was delivered to her. The delivery person said, oh, can you leave us a review on Yelp? The food wasn't like what she was expecting, wasn't very good, so she left a three star review.

Then that night at 10 pm, the restaurant manager came to her house and was knocking on her door and calling her phone, asking to talk to her about her real review. Ah, I think it was the exact quote. Fantastic. So she said, the mystery caller of at around 10 p.m. Is she heard?

And someone knocking at her door then her phone started ringing with a number she recognized. You're right. The caller left this voicemail. Hello, this is an inaudible name. And someone knocking at her door then her phone started ringing with a number she recognized. The caller left this voicemail. Hello, this is an inaudible name. The manager of the restaurant, I'm outside your door. I wanna speak to you about your Yelp review.

Wow, that's fucking crazy. And the police. Yeah, I mean, she did call the police. And the restaurant said that the manager was out of line that he was trying to bring her free food to make up for it. No. Right, I was like, why the fuck do you do that at 10 PM? And they said that there was a misunderstanding

that shorted the food from GrubHub and GrubHub had not put the correct description for the food, so that's why she wasn't gaining what she thought she was gaining. It's not the correct description for the food. Right, but then if GrubHub is a place that fulfilled the delivery, how does the restaurant have her address?

But just GrubHub deliver, or do they just put in orders? It's not GrubHub delivering your food, is it? No, it is. It is, it's peaceful for someone. Yeah, it's some point of it. Yeah. What's it? It's it, yeah.

Like for restaurants that don't deliver. Well, how come whenever I order Asian food and Asian person delivers my food? Oh, whoa. That's racist. Gavin, let's calm down, bud. And I just thought they work at the Chinese restaurant. So that they do, but like with GrubHub and Zuber eats.

This spat just similar race to your food to deliver your food. There can't be a coincidence. I can't speak to your specific experiences, dude. I wasn't there. I don't know what you want. What is GrubHub? GrubHub. They don't get your food.

You place the order via their website or their app. And then they place the order to the restaurant. They pick up the food from the restaurant and they bring the food to you. You're using a favor? I'm sure about that. I don't favor it. It's not like go and get shit. Same thing. It's the same thing. Some cities don't allow favor. They have like San Francisco doesn't have favor. They have favor started in Austin. That might be the only reason that. Yeah. I don't think many places have it. Basically just delivery for everything and they charge a price for it. Like, if like home sliced pizza, we talk about a lot.

I get that. Home sliced is not delivered. But you can call favor and say, hey, bring me a home sliced pizza and they'll charge you like an extra 12 bucks. But if you got a bunch of friends over at this party and you order a bunch of pizzas and it's great. Or when you're super fucking hungover, like that time when I drank all that vodka for that one interview myself thing.

I ordered via through in three and I got for some reason a bike messenger was the one that was picking up my thing. So like you can get a guy that has a car or you can get these dudes that carry it on their backpacks and they ride their bike. Yeah, he fucking, no shit, like crunch the pizza in half. He's a large pizza.

So it was like this long or something. And when I got it, like crunch the pizza in half, it was a large pizza, so it was like this long or something. And when I got it, like the sauce and everything, like was just fucking everywhere. It looked like he threw, like, pizza. So you know what you're saying is he should have had a helmet that could hold a piece of flat. Or he should have been driving a car. Look at that.

God, that was a bad fucking thing. That was probably one of the worst. Wait, wait, wait. You know you could have done it so different. How so? Oh oh facial hair and haircut I'm probably gonna be like it's a day apart. Oh, do you mean it looks different now? Yeah, I think now I just like I mean you You've always been buffest crap since I've known you but I think you know to be skinnier there Wait for a buffer now. Yeah, okay

Almost like you gotta be careful with that wording. Oh, sorry, yeah. I commented about Blaine's appearance. Okay. So, I don't want to give anything away. Hopefully you both have seen it. Infinity War? Infinity War?

Yes. Dance on. Dance on. Anyway, can you make me joke somewhere? I'm gonna ruin someone's life experience if I make a joke about Infinity War. Blaine is a very buff dude. Blaine is not the most athletic guy.

That was that okay to say. We had an experience. Like he doesn't like running? We had an experience last week after the podcast that ended up being one of our favorite moments of all time and we actually have an RT life coming out because we filmed an RT life about it. Did we bring back RT life just for that video?

And it's so weird because the audience was just talking about, the community was just talking about RT life. And I wanted back and I'm like, we have an RT life that we're putting out because something happened. That's so, I feel like that's how RT life should work. When I told you this thing happened, we still have Otty Life as a show. We have a council date. It was just, it exists when something happens. What happens when it happens?

Do you know that scene in the matrix? Two. Yes. When Neo, Mr. Anderson goes and visits the architect. Do you know about that scene in the matrix? Two Gavin. I saw the text was really late. Blame the other night. It's so really late. I invited him to my house this weekend to watch the matrix. Oh, Blame totally dodged. You just didn't. No, no, no, no, no. other night. It's so really late. I invited him to my house this weekend to watch the Matrix. Oh, blame. Totally dodged.

You just didn't know. No, no, no. So this is Gavin's thing. Gavin never says no. You just don't. Haven't you never noticed that? He never says no. I've said no plenty.

Nope. We haven't. He did say no to my Avengers tickets. Yep. But you did say no to Matrix too. But when I had Pete ready to go. I didn't expect you to have any to go busted. You have said before that you don't say no though,

on the podcast. Where tears everything down? Oh, RT life. Architects, spoiler for Matrix 2. He talks about destroying Zion, he keeps doing it, this is the seventh time or whatever. Architect. Yeah.

The fucking curl Sanders guy. The white guy, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. The guy with the TVs. Yes. Yes, the one HD. What is the Matrix? Oh, there are the other tubes. They're gonna 4K release this summer, right? They have a fucking rotary phone in the goddamn.

They also have a Nokia with a flip down. Did they ever make that? Yeah. Wait, is that it? That was the phone that they invented for the movie? I don't think they invented it. They just endorsed it in the movie. I think they like the fact that it was a prop in the movie.

And that phone, type of phone didn't exist. And then when the movie came out, everyone wanted it, so they wanted it. But there was also a thing in the Matrix 2 where they did make a phone, or they made something specifically for the- Cadillac. The Cadillac.

Oh, okay. Wait, they beat Cadillac in Matrix. Matrix is getting a 4K, really, some blue ray. Oh, that'll be great, that'll hold up. Maybe 22. But I was talking about the Architects TVs. Wait, dude, I would see a Netflix Matrix series, I would watch that.

So basically, guess the major question, since we started this podcast, RT podcast number one. You get the feeling that we started the podcast until one story and it's just been one non-ending sequential tangent after another. It's just never, never get. It's like you're just sneaking your way around

and never actually getting what your destination actually is. Where was the Matrix two? The archipelago. It's tearing everything down. It's tearing everything down. So back to RT life. When I started RT life, but do you remember how I started it, Gav, were you there?

When we started RT life? You busted your ass, right? Wasn't it something to do with throwing shit? Put, I put flip cameras. Remember those old flip cameras? We hit a button in the USB port, pops out of it. Because nobody had cameras on their phone. Right.

So I said here, I put four flip cameras out, five flip cameras out on the conference table, and I said, everyone just, whenever something, you wanna record something, just grab this and record something fun, we do something cool. It has been, it has always started, and I don't know why I think this generation, if we do more our two life, will be any different,

but it's always started, like, oh, here's a couple of cool things we did, we're filming stuff, that's neat, and then all of a sudden it starts to evolve, and the people who are working on it, turn it into some event-based thing. There's a couple cool things we did. We're filming stuff, that's neat. And then all of a sudden, it starts to evolve. And the people who are working on it turn it into some event-based thing. Like I remember at 636, you guys were going over the field and playing Aytas.

And I was like, don't let me into that. I wasn't there yet. I don't know who's doing that. I'm like, who does it? That was like, Marshall and Chris. Remember wrestling in the back in the, was it milk? Was it wrestling?

Chris and Michael. It was the thing that we did. Actually, what's it? Milk, what's it? Restless. Chris and Michael. There's this thing that we did not hear a jousting thing. Yeah. Yeah, but it's like, there's so many, the jousting thing almost is something we do, like the achievement under chair races. That's how people actually do,

but like these orchestrated events. So we always had to like break down our T life, then let it start back up again, and then eventually it'll creep back into where it's like, produced and then exactly that the way. Yeah, you keep, there you go. It's all the way back around. Oh.

All right, this is the final episode of The Pond Dance. I would love to know how long it took that story to complete. Oh, yeah. At the time you started, like, how many potential and you were on. How much money did you have to just be as those make?

And that's, like, the worst world chronology thing that you're talking about. It's a show that just gets passed around too much to the point where it escalates and it becomes too big and then it falls on its like collapses of itself. Party life. Yeah. Yeah. And then sales will start selling it

and do sponsored ones or something. That's how it's gonna do. That's how it's gonna make an arty life. That's not how the show works. Because it evolves naturally. Yeah. It means the equivalent of like, we're out to lunch one day, Gavin. And I would say to you, hey, you know what's great, Gavin?

Pepsi. This is what just brought to us by Pepsi. You know, it's like, that's not something we do in our lives. No one would ever say that. No, yeah, but do that in our lives. Similarly, you did want to say, the middle of donuts have to be somewhere, and then we made a video based around donut holes getting cut out of donuts. Yeah, I just, I got, I was curious, where were we?

I was curious whether donut holes that they sell at donut shops are the same size as the holes in the donuts. They have, no, they're not. They're not, it's a fucking, yeah. Of course it is. It's a fucking, it's a thing. But like where are they made without a hole? Oh, is it?

Yeah, they're rolled into a donut. But don't they take a little, the little hoop out of the middle? No. Because they, they made them just because people were like, where's the middle? It's like, here they are. We just make a bunch of balls. Also, they're round, right?

So they cut them and they cut the center out. That's the thing that's supposed of the donut holes made out of. That gets fried. But here's what I've always wondered. Where the fuck are the donut corners? It should be like cylindrical. Like, yes.

How come they don't sell donut corners? I'm getting two different Or you don't have donants are made yeah, the only stuff the scrap from the middle. Yeah, you were the scrap from the inside Like the triangle. Yeah, we're those yeah, what else did it was on the corners? It must come in a cube to stop with Go ahead you slice them first. I'm being the three right now. How do donuts made? How do donuts made? How do donuts made? Excuse me. Oh, that's a shot.

That's a shot, that's a shot. How do you don't know just me? Everyone, get in. That's a good effort. Almost 500 podcasts. Fuck it, send it. What's your happen? I don't know what's going on.

I just want to watch a video on donuts being made. How do you make babbias? Like the same level. They put out a sheet of dough, and then they have a rolling pin. If I remember correctly, a rolling pin that's got... Did it like holes or whatever? Yeah, well it's got like cookie cutters, but doughnut shaped and they just roll it and they cut all the doughnuts

but then they take out the hole because that's one of the things I get cut. See now you're a shit. What, what, no, I'm not. I don't even make donuts, but that's the thing. That rolls from, that just rolled into a loop. You're eating it. He was eating the handcraft donuts. I think that's wrong, because if you look at them,

they're so seamless. I think Bernie's right about this. What's that actually cut donut hole out? That's all pointed donuts. It's crap, and then they just take this crap and throw it back in. Wait, was she back in a donut? Right. Another sheeted dough.

I've watched videos of dough being by machine smushed into a circle and then it's a doughnut. Bullshit. You're a bull shit. It cuts the step. I feel there's bagels. I'm sure it exists something. I'm sure it exists somewhere too. That might be bagels.

They're thinking of it. In gammas world, the gammas world, the guys, they take a loable. There's a huge difference. There's your doughnuts and bagels. They took a loaf of bread and they put it one of those taffy machines and pull it in. And then when they get to like

doughy bread, they just shape it into a circle. So you're saying, go to fucking Krispy Kreme. Yeah. They show you right there what you're doing. It's fully transparent.

Get to do everything. Oh my Krispy Kreme. Delicious. Would you go watch it? No, I'd rather get local dough. It's like Mrs. Johnson's dough. Yeah. Mrs. Johnson's an SNH. The place that makes us call. Yeah, they make cloths., I'd rather get local don't like Mrs. Johnson's own. Yeah, his Johnson's an SNH Place that makes us oh yeah, they make claw. I like how he said we don't sit around talking about products in our real life

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490. That means we have only, I'm just gonna do the math here correctly. 10 episodes until episode five. More or less. Ish. Yeah, 10 ish. More or less. Ish. Yeah, 10 ish. Is there any special thing that's gonna happen

for podcast 500? Hey, it's episode 490, Gavin. Is it a? Yeah, this is episode 490. I said you saw it, spot. Huh. Thanks, Blake. Is that a big deal?

How donuts made? I, how do donuts made? How do donuts? I just want to see playing donuts and go, how do donuts? You and like, if you ever do get high, not that you do,

and if you do, it's legally. But when you think that everybody's talking about you or that there's a giant joke happening and you're the center of it, like the butt of it, I felt like that was one of those moments. Dude, but you said the stupid thing. We were making fun of you. That's not your not being good at all. Okay, okay. We were absolutely making fun of you. But this video that we have coming out is I only wish we had to start at some point We had to start it after something happened so but I just wish when's it come out?

You know, we don't have it in this we don't have our two life in the slate But it's right. He was mad he was mad he was right here. It's it's far along. They're like fine tuning And I just sat down with another editor He was in the kitchen. He was stealing pizza. I thought I like how she's working, but she's stealing pizza I like that she's working, but she's stealing pizza. I like that. She's stealing the pizza. She's stealing. It should be done sometime this week.

Okay. Yeah. It's a place apartment. Yeah, I just wish we had the stop of it, but there would be no reason to be filming. We started filming because of the stop. I tried to find it, yeah, we tried to get up security camera.

Yeah, yeah, but it was just too hard to, yeah. But that was, yeah, that was a trip. hard to. Yeah, but that was a, yeah. That was a trip. That was actually like one of my favorite memories that just had randomly happened at Rooster Teeth. I thought like it was just like one of those things is like, I would remember this for the rest of my life. I felt, I felt like I did a stupid shit.

I felt honored to be a part of it. Gwen's the RT life coming up. She doesn't know she's the chub. She pointed a blade and asked me. I mean, I don't know how the slate works, but I think like, two zero ones there. Like, it should be done by tomorrow morning. Can we play live on the podcast?

We have a good one tomorrow morning. Yeah, how's the fuck? I mean, you're the man. What are we playing live on the podcast? Should we play it here? Yeah, why not? Why don't we debut it on the podcast? Is it it happened because of podcast?

So we have like 15 minutes to get it ready. And then we won't put it in the main broadcast. It'll just be a live thing for those of you who turned in live. Oh wait, that'll piss people off on it, cause it's a little sad. Yeah. And then we won't put it in the main broadcast. It'll just be a bright live thing for those of you who turned in live. Oh wait, that'll piss people off on it cause it's a little sad. Yeah, and then we're gonna cannibalize views if you're gonna rip it and then just upload that.

And we're not gonna get the actual views. Oh, but that would just keep you still do so. You'll still fucking do it. You'll still fucking do it. You'll still fucking do it. Let's just fucking do it. Who cares? Yeah, get him a link at the people that are in there.

I'm always afraid to say they're fucking email address. You know, everybody knows it. I think you can say it. Is it at the right frame right now? What does that mean? Are we at a different frame rate for this? The Xbox I saw was half the frame rate that it should have been at.

Well, why, well, what? Maddie, what did you do? This is a 60. Thanks, Maddie. Okay. Look, I set my damn phone to shoot 4K 60 frames a second. It's like 500 megabytes a minute. Dude, you had a, I am a Tarrara moment going on there.

Your phone quit. 500 megs a minute is why it quit. There was like a 20 minute recording. Why would you track it down to 1080 though? I recorded the thing because I like future proofing our content playing so that when 4K 60 is easily viewed by the masses, it's ready to go. Yeah, we're launching it on a lot.

I recorded it. I recorded it. You're putting it in something. I recorded it, so it's making a useless scene. I recorded it. I recorded a 37 minute 4K 60 frame video on my phone the other day. And when I went to go turn it off, it was hot to the touch. It had like a little warning triangle on it. So the flash has been disabled. So your phone can cool down.

Yeah, it's like holy shit. Yeah, I mean, there's a reason that's not on by default. Hot to the touch is a good name for something. I don't know what. Hot to the touch. It's a good name for my day. Oh, that's a haul notes. Guess what? It's fixed. How to the touch is a good name for something on a word? How to the touch is a good name for my day. Oh, that's a whole notes. Guess what? It's fixed. Hot, dude.

Donuts? How do you don't make it? I, uh, I, I fixed my computer. Oh, because it was shutting off? Yeah, it stays on. What happened? Uh, it was shutting off. What happened to you?

What happened to you? Now that you fixed it? It stays on. Oh, you'll take the insight. Tell Plane what happened before. Before, I would use it and it would not stay on. And now it stays on. Okay, it stays on.

Oh, I was asking like what happened that would cause that to happen. Like it was heat. If you, I removed, New cooling system. Two things. I replaced the thermal paste. I had to like get a solvent to take off

the old thermal paste. That was basically just like a brick. It was, it was hard. The old thermal paste. That was basically just like a brick. It was hard, the old thermal paste. So that was probably part of the problem. The other thing I did was I was gonna buy, in an effort to make my computer stay on, I was gonna buy one of those dusters, you put the...

The press that? The thing? The thing? Yeah, that one. Don't hold up, sit down. Good. No, no, this wasn't a canned one. Oh. It was a canned one. That's what I was gonna buy. But instead hold up, sit down. Dude. No, no, this wasn't a canned one.

Oh. It was a canned one. That's what I was gonna buy. But instead I paid like 20 bucks. And I got an electric one that, I don't know why I've never bought this before in my life. The cans of compressed air are like eight bucks each. This thing's 20 bucks and I'll have it for the rest of my life. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait it sucks, it compresses, it's a compressor. No, it's just a little band, it's like a super fan. Wait, wait, with nozzles and schtuss.

It's like a reverse vacuum. Like a dust bust of backwards. Yes, can it go cold? Like, can it make the cold air? No, it can't do that, because it's not compressed. Yeah, yeah, so, but then the way that's this powerful is compressed air. No, yeah.

Well, I mean, what am I doing? What am I doing, Gavin? Am I trying to like strip mine, the side of a mountain? I'm just blowing dust out of a fucking computer. You buy it, I'm a, yes. I got a green one. I bet I could blow harder than that thing that you bought.

I will bet you. Not for as long. 50 dollars, you can't blow harder than that thing. I would have a PC that had heat problems. So my solution was I could never solve it. My solution was to leave one side of the case off and point an oscillating fan at it. Does that work?

Yeah, it worked. I had the blame Gibson blow off. Yeah. And then the winner, we used to have a floor off to the office suck off that we were gonna have. Yeah. No, we used to do this thing back in Boyce Couts where we had like two long tubes

and you put your little boats in there and then you would blow them down, you would raise. I bet I could beat that thing at that little... I'll bring it up for you. It's a machine that can blow forever. Yeah, I'm a machine. Do you know how I work out with my lung capacity?

I got my boat for long. I'll tell you what, two ping pong balls, you raise it. I'll fuck, okay, let's do it. I wanna do the boat thing. Not the boat thing. Okay, we'll do the boat thing. Then it's the way. It's a nostalgia.

Two football. A nostalgia for who? For you? Yeah. All right. You guys never do the boy's cafe thing? Did you find one with Derby? And then afterwards, plain, we'll have fun,

we'll go out and we'll take you to a donut make. And you can see how many donut. You can see how. You can see how. So, I'm gonna make. Did you can see how you can see how so I'm not make. Did you put new thermal paste? I put new thermal paste in. Now the computer stays on. So it was a heat problem. It was definitely heat problem, I think. Also, I didn't tell you this or any of the heat problem, I think. I didn't tell you this or any

of the other computer experts were telling me that could be the power spider thing. Also, when the computer rebooted, it told me the CPU was over temperature. I might have left that part out. What did I tell him? The story, but now my computer is rockin' a lot. Will you ever rockin'?

It stays on. It stays on. It stays on. You want overclockin' it or anything? Do you not even know what how to do that? I don't mess with any of that shit. You don't even need the pace anymore. You get one of those little squares.

Angelic rocker says to blow up and the suck off are the same thing, but also very different. Very different. That's right, true. You know need the pace anymore. You get one of those little squares. And Jellic Rocker says to blow up and the suck off are the same thing, but also very different. Very different. That's right, true. You know about the suck off. What is the suck off? It's based off an old conversation where you draw.

A straw, if it's more than 10 meters, doesn't work. You can't suck that high. Bullshit. That's true, it boils. You see here it goes. Wait, what? It boils? Pressure.

Pressure boils it. You can only suck so high. It's all pressure. But I did wanna see who? Yeah. Pressure. Pressure boils it. You can only suck so high. It's all pressure. But I did want to see who could suck the highest. The highest. I could drink. We could exploit our 10 feet.

10 meters. 10 meters? Oh, that's hard. If I could still do it. You could probably... Maddie, do you think you could call a straw manufacturing company and get us a straw that is basically cut a 10, no, no, no, no, no, four.

10 of me has straws. Oh, yeah, four. Cause you don't share. That'd be weird. Oh, yeah. That's wrong with you. We're all gutted. Well, you never know the drinks.

I guess I'm just putting your mouth on it. I think about backwash. Is there any rules? Like, you can't make it. What the liquid would never make it anyone in your mouth? No, no, no way. I just 1000 things to talk about before we do whatever. Before the bluff or the suck off.

Okay, you tell my yell purviewers earlier. Yeah. The last time questions. They're saying that you guys, No, no way. I just thousand things to talk about before, when you would ever. Before the blow off, or the suck off. Okay, you tell my yell-per-viewers earlier. Yeah. I'll leave you a last-trick question. They're saying that. Well, you guys answered, she was sitting there like a tour, and you could, and you could, I'm told.

I'm told, I'm told, I'm sure I could find, I could find someone to make straws like that if it's for a video. Really video. Yeah, but they probably make straws like that and then cut them to make straws. All right, we can make, you just need to do our job.

To a straw, a factory. A factory. Get to a straw or a thing. Make my own business. right, we can make you just need to do our job to a straw, a factory. Get to a straw or a thing. Make my own business. No, we can just like, just like, put the guy of five who pulls the cutting. Yeah, just like, just like,

hold on, hold on. No, don't cut the. They say that the video's ready if you're still interested. Well, let's wait and show it towards the end of the podcast. Unless you want it spoiled, what are we gonna do by the end of the year?

We're gonna do. I think so, I think so, I think so. Do we have audio out here to so we can hear it in Laughin shit? That gonna do. Oh, I think so. Post-show. Post-show. Do we have audio out here so we can hear it and laugh and shit? That helps ya. Yeah, I think this is yes.

They do say it might be slightly changed when it actually goes up, but this is pretty much. What's gonna change about it? Music. Oh. Did you put in shitty music? Did you edit it? I don't know, comment.

No comment. Yes, she did. Why is that a no comment? I guess what if it's shit? You gotta own it. You gotta get in front of that. So you're from Australia. Your country has ruined one of the most precious resources

in the world, the Great Coral Reef. We're trying real hard to fix it. The Great Coral Reef. So at one point in time, by the way, I had no Australia, it didn't wreck it. It was everybody. At one point in time, I made the comment that sunscreen has been proven to affect coral, negatively.

And in particular, Australians who have a really deep culture of sunscreen. Slips, slaps, slaps. And also a deep culture of dying coral reefs. Got a very whole in the sky, right? Fucking mad at me. And said that is absolutely not true. It is, Hawaii just banned certain sunscreens because they damaged coral reefs.

I was like, this is something we mentioned, I think, two years ago. It gets in the water. It's chemical. Whenever I've seen sunscreen come off skin, it always floats like oil on, like it's film. Well oil also floats on water, but it's bad for shit, dissipate. Yeah, but if I poured a bunch of oil on water, the rocks down below and get oil on like it's film. Oil also floats on water, but it's bad for shit dissipating.

Yeah, but if I poured a bunch of oil on water, the rocks down below and get oil on them. It wouldn't be good for it. Wouldn't it? Listen, dude, what do you want from me? Yeah, it's fucking living being. It's the biggest living being in the world, was. What?

What if it, look with coral reef dyes. Do you think it can be the biggest living thing? Isn't the biggest living thing like some kind of fungus, like eight mile fungus? Being a giant, can't contain her of kombucha. Why is it one big thing though? Like surely if every human held hands, we'd be the biggest thing.

No, cause we wouldn't be more close. Bacteria. They should all hold hands. They'll be like, uh, sillier. You've never seen like a Bacteria class to the size of a coffee table. You haven't.

How do you know what I've seen? I've seen that. How much money does Jeff Bezos have? $90 billion? What, could you see $90 billion bacteria? If they were like, you know, pile all together. If you give enough peas to enough fish, they would make that happen.

They would shit that right out. Do you think like Jeff Bezos 90, you see 90 billion? I don't know. Is that out. Do you think Jeff Bezos, 90 billion? I don't know. Is that what he is? Let's say he's 90 billion. Let's just say it. Do you think at some point he can just go,

all right, you know what? It's 132.8 billion. 132.8 billion. Can you just walk into the bank and go, I'm caching out. Like what? Oh, I've just wanted it. Like I'm walking away.

I'm up in Vegas. I'm done. I'm not going to risk it on this business anymore. I just like, I'm caching out like, how much could he get? What do you think the biggest thing he could buy would be? I know he could get it from one bank, but like, can he get it? With the government stop you from trying to liquidate that much. Yeah, I think, I'm like, I'm gonna go,

I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm taking a hundred three two billion dollars out of circulation. The FBI would have to make sure that you don't get killed doing it. I'm sure. That'd be a huge target.

Why would the FBI care? How much would that weigh? I'm sure if you said I would, I would like to withdraw a hundred billion dollars. I know, walking down the street announcing it. No, to a bank, if it was a little one bank, they would call the government and be like, just so you know. The bank's losing a shitload of money today. And then the FBI would come down,

be like, what's going on, dude? We're gonna be a little late on our taxes this year. The bank's paid taxes, right? I mean, if everyone, it's like the phone thing, like everyone can't be on the phone at once or in the past they couldn't. Yeah, but if everyone took their money out, is as cash, the world would break.

You crashed. So $132 billion, if you withdrew it in $100 notes, each note weighs about one gram. It would have a total weight of just over 1,300 tons. Whoa. 1,300 tons. That's the fleet of elephants. Let's see in $1 note.

In money. In $1 notes. Yeah, Let's see in one dollar note. In money. In one dollar note. Yeah, that's 132,000 tons. So I can't, I can't fathom how big that is. Is there a building that's in existence? A single stack of money with 132, we would be in one dollar notes, it would be 8200 miles high.

So why isn't Tim Cook more rich? He has the most valuable company. Does he, how is he not on that top five? I thought you said Tim Curry first, I was like, well, from Apple? Yeah, what I say, does I say Tim Curry? I meant Tim Curry. No, he's a look at it.

He did. He's a start Apple, but Jeff Bezos started Amazon. Yeah, he like, man, got a job there one day and rose to the ranks. Which means the CEO of something doesn't imply ownership. But of the biggest company you think, is Apple the biggest company? I mean, Apple has a shitload of holdings. I bet he's one of those dudes that's like, nah, give me a dollar a year.

Oh, I mean, most big CEOs, like technically they don't have a salary. Yeah, I mean, dollar. At the time of his death, Steve Jobs worth about $10 billion. Doesn't, doesn't Apple have something like $250 billion in cash though? I think they have like a, like the largest hoard of money. To me, the fact that we start, where is it? We had 10 billion, doesn't seem right.

Cash in the books. Still 10 billion dollars dude, who's gonna fuck? Yeah, but what happens? You just have to build it, you just have 60 billion, you know? There's a lot more computers running Windows than Mac OS. Yeah, but they're gonna probably become, okay fine. Okay, but, and like, I'm gonna stand something like

60% of Americans have less than $2,500 in savings I read that I don't remember the exact numbers, but it's the majority of Americans have basically no savings Yeah, I was told it's something like more than half of people can't give you $400. If they had 24 hours to get $400 for an emergency, I think with something like 50% of people couldn't produce that. Which is... I believe it.

Yeah, like rents in a half or something like that. Not enough people have. What they need to do is post on news groups that just start in a book company. Wait 20 years, bang. It's funny, they really have to believe. Because I'm sure you remember in the late 90s, Amazon was a joke. It's like, who would invest in that?

They're never gonna make money. Like, it was a laughing stock. It's like, look, they're publicly traded now. Who the fuck would buy that stock? That's stupid. Like, people got laughed at for buying that. So now you can look back and see, like, oh, I wish I bought it then.

Like, oh, I would have been so smart to buy it. You know, I could have seen that vision. At the time, you could not have seen that vision. Yeah, nobody's saying about pets.com or e-toys. Right, or whatever. It was a very crowded market and they were definitely very loud vocal people who said it was going to lose and there's no way that business would ever work.

Well, that's the thing about the stock market. The stock market always goes up and you look at the, open, nobody has paper anymore, but you open the paper and you look at the list of all stocks. You're like, oh, all these companies are doing great. If every company that was ever listed was still there, but like at zero, you'd be like, yeah, I'm not gonna involve with this shit.

It's like three quarters of the companies are dead. You know, it's just that history only remembers the winners in the case Amazon for the black camera. Would anybody stop him if he bought like a pyramid or a piece of art and then- He's buff is shit, they can stop him. And shit, hell yeah, hell yeah. But like if he did art and then. These buffets, shit, they can stop them. And shit, hell yeah. Hell yeah.

But like if he did that and then he broke it or like, you know, painted over it or something. But pyramids, not on for sale. What about friends.com? Could you buy France.com? Like what would happen if he did that? I don't think he'd afford the pyramids. Like I think he could buy the pyramids.

Ancient wonder of the world. This surely Egypt would never give that up. Could you buy the great barrier reef? Well, you took all the shit out of them. What? Could you buy the great barrier reef, then just let it die. I think they valued the great barrier reef, and it was only like 80 billion or something?

Or 600 billion? Only. I don't know, it was one of them, but it's up to how many jobs it produced in tourism. It was worth a shit. But if you have to be the same thing, they generate industry in tourism. So I'm looking here.

If you wanted to build, if you wanted to build a pyramid today, like this is an article from live science, okay, from 2012. If you wanted to build a pyramid today, using modern technology, it would cost you around $5 billion. So Jeff Bezos could build what, 25 or one day for two days. But can you get the gold capstone thing that's at the top? Well, that's the thing too, is that the pyramids went through a period of no value nobody gave a shit about them to then being all of a sudden very important because they had a historical value associated to them. And now they're one of the older.

Well like the pyramids looked the way they looked now. They used to be perfectly smooth, but now they're all rough because people would just go into the pyramids and take materials like the outer layer off to build shit in Cairo. Where's it Cairo? It's Cairo. So they were there wasn't stepped No, there was an outer layer like they was smooth and they they've been pulled away They would go and they would take it off. They would take it off. They would just walk up to it and take it off. So before they But they they would take off every step Well, what's the top they would just take it off. They would just take it off.

Yeah, they'd get off. I mean, there was a gold capstone. Where's that cap? Where's the gold capstone? They took it off. Yeah, they got to see. Do you think how many people have died falling down the pyramid? Just like... I don't know if that's the key going down this.

I mean, they really dropped per thing, right? And you would land, you wouldn't land and roll off the next one, sure. I bet you I could get a running start off the very top. Like there's like, there's like, you need to kill them. That all you would do is you'd probably, you make it like two blocks down,

you snap a leg, you roll off the, you let it like five breaks down. Maybe you wouldn't go, well, it's the bottom. What if they had like a rope attached to them at the very bottom, there's a speeding car, and then they shoot it gun into the air flare, the car goes and then they get dragged on the pyramids. Do you think that's ever happened?

R.T.L.A. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's get that one through. Two things I want to cover before the end. I just, two things I want to talk about. Three things I want to talk about. We'll talk about the last one after the video. You talk about Yelp reviewers?

Yeah. A fascinating people who are like seem to be professional Yelp or Amazon reviewers. I'm just fucking fascinated by these people. They have these lengthy, lengthy things and they have a little banner by their name that says top 1% reviewer. Clicking the money?

I don't, that's what I'm wondering. It's like, I think they get free shit. I think they get free shit. I think that's the thing. But I also wondered to you, those people walk around like in dinner parties and go, well, you know, I'm, you know, I am the one person. I am the one person. I'm the one on Amazon. So you probably, Fred, my review is to like, what people walk around like in dinner parties and go, well, you know, I'm, you know, JV 601 on Amazon. So you probably, for my review,

you're like, what the fuck are you talking about? You know, but it's people who spend an inordinate amount of time on these Amazon reviews. And it's kind of fucking fascinating. I would love to see a documentary about those people. I wanna see if anyone has reviewed that watch, who actually, on Amazon. Yeah.

I've followed people like that. I've found some of these people fascinating. And there's people I'll find on Yelp who review Austin restaurants who are like, I gotta read all those persons reviews. Like, where is it that this person goes? And what do they say? Like, sometimes it's just like normal reviews.

And sometimes like this person has a very interesting view on the world. And I'm curious to see what they think about every restaurant they've ever been to. Like that vampire kid that posts on YouTube and he's like a fast food or whatever, he's just like really creepy looking. I don't really know what I'm talking about.

They have a fucking ranking on Amazon. Top review rankings. I don't know, you know. Let me see the total reviews I can sort by that. Look at the top person has written 5200 reviews. 96% helpful ranking. And how long does a review take to write? Five minutes?

Listen, I, some of these reviews that people put up are fucking ridiculous. This guy, that guy, the report of the week. Do anybody know him? No, no. He's just this creepy looking kid that reviews food and he had wears like an oversized suit. Right?

You know what I'm saying? This guy is an engineer by day and a photographer in my spare time. He has his thing, his email address is called, I think I hope I'm pronouncing his or her name correctly. Ali Julia, his last name. And their email address, they have listeners, Ali Julia reviews at fastmail.com.

So that's, they have an identity based around this, but I'm doing it. It's like they, and they write reviews. I mean, we're laughing at it now. I'm, but it might be, if you got big people in the day, if you got 5200 free things, that's pretty cool. But we're, people are getting very defensive of review bra

in the chat. Who? Oh, the creepy review kid? The city's not a vampire. You know, he's a vampire. Trust me. Oh, somebody's, oh, this guy got more reviews, but the guy above him has a higher percent helpful rating.

I'm fucking down the rabbit hole. I'm gonna be checking this for the rest of my life. What do you want to talk about? We can't wrap this up. What do you want to talk about? We can make this duck. What? Yeah, well, I actually want to pitch it as a duck,

just to meet these people. Also, people like, remember Mr. Babyman? No. Gus, who was that? He was the top user on Dig. Do you remember that? I remember Dig. Yeah, he was the top user on Dig.

And he had articles written about this dude. And if you wanted something to get to the front page of Dig, he was the gatekeeper. Yeah, he was. So he could post something and it would make the, it wasn't really the front page, it was just, it would make Dig. It would float to the top.

It was, I recently had a hobby. He was the first to write on everything, what do you mean? Yeah, hobby was, yeah. Carbs ran, go to, where was a hobby? Is he still post? I'm trying to think, I think he was, I think he was posting a hobby involved with the Gryffball stuff a little bit.

That was a while ago too though. Michael, I select you a picture of this vampire. What else do you want to talk about? We're gonna wrap this up. The last thing I want to talk about is Matt and Ezra, I had a discussion with them. We were talking about how the Rishi's podcast was used for announcements for the company in general

Why is that about thing? That's just because it's like that's this is an entertainment product and it's like the this is different than the company itself It's a side effect of the name. It's the Rishi-Sheath podcast Also with the way with the way things are going with A are mistakes and B the culture of outrage that exists online We basically have every couple of months in apology segment or every month in apology segment on the podcast. I don't know why we have to do that.

That should be some whoever's dealing with that issue should then have a venue for that. Anyway, that's not the whole reason for it, but Matt and Ezra are probably and some other people who don't normally appear on camera are gonna have a show or some type of recurring video, which is more about transparency of showing

like what's going on behind the scenes at Rooster Teeth a show or some type of recurring video, which is more about transparency of showing like, what's going on behind the scenes at Rooster Teeth? Because I think a lot of people kind of leaned on the vlog for being that for a while, and without it, it just doesn't seem like it exists. So we're going to have a non-going conversation for people who are interested in the business side of Rooster Teeth, a venue for people to see what's going on and to talk about that and to comment on as well. I'm sorry, Chad.

I see how many people are interested in that that because I feel like a lot of that. I just get a vampire. I just get a vampire. I'm just a vampire. I'm just a vampire. I'm just a vampire. I'm just a vampire. I just get a vampire.

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Why, why are you waiting? Here, so late. I was working on something with Javier. Do you do that every Monday or every night? You'll always hear after the podcast. I'm just always here later because I don't have class until way later, so I don't want to go. Is it because of the Australian time difference?

Definitely. I'm a vampire. I've been here for a year. What's been going to college for what? Four years? Three. Three. But I actually don't have a class until way later so I don't want to go on campus later and I just hang out here instead. You graduate in like what two days? Like a week. A week. What do you got left? I have two exams and two essays and that's it. That's everything, that sucks. Two tests and two essays. How long is the essays? Like eight pages in French? Eight, two French essays are...

Are you gonna go to france.com to... They got you in the wrong frame. What did French people call France? France? They're just cool at France. Is it spelled the same? Wait. What does that mean?

We're in fucking America speaking of it. Wow. I've learned a lot today. I'm just kidding. You know, the United States doesn't have an official language. You want to end on the video? Why would no Australian come to Texas to let French? Sure.

It's my second major. Yeah. My first major is Autia. Why you do like cowboys or something? Westworld. All right. So we're going to show the video. We're going to show the video.

But first I'm going to give a shout out to somebody who's going through kind of a personal crisis right now. Somewhere we all really admire is an inventor online. Her name is Simone Yirts. She's Swedish. I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly. We've all been fans. I think you know we're personally right, Gaff.

I follow her and Twitter. I'm a bifurcantone. Okay, and she makes, you'll know her work probably because she makes really just kind of shitty robots. Like there's a lipstick machine that puts lipstick all over her face Yeah, and it's really funny stuff and she recently posted That she has a brain tumor which appears to be a benign brain tumor behind her eye And she's gonna be going through brain surgery and we just don't say we wish her a very Successful surgery and a speedy recovery. We're thinking about you Simone. Yeah, we all have your content.

Yeah. All right, do you want to, it's a little transition there, but do you want to show the video? I'll show the video and then go to credits. Do any of you some mention what happened before we started rolling? I think the video is better be in the video.

Better be in the video, right? All right, so pay attention. We're going to debut an RT life on the podcast. Don't fuck it up, control room. Bye. Bye everybody. So well. Oh man. Do you like apples? Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

Alright, example. Together in Trempathos, Characombs, Characombs are free to deal with nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific,

but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast. Subscribe or no, you do yes?