Rooster Teeth Podcast - How to Blow Up Big Gun - #577

Episode Date: December 31, 2019

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Hey, everyone. Welcome to the Rooster Teeth Podcast this week brought to you by me and ease and mercury I'm Gus. I'm 2019 on Chad. There I'm Barbara and I'm Gus and I'm Barbara. Should I? It's it's a new year guys in the wide shut. We look like we're from the future new year new me same Chad Why you saying it's the new year? This comes out on YouTube on New Year's Day. How does that affect me now? You're rolling it, Gaff. You still have time to get in all the things that you can get away with before your resolutions kick in. Gavin is the best yes and man. It is officially, I wanna announce, officially,

the third decade of the Ristief Podcast. Yeah, wow. Doing the podcast for three decades. We made it. Don't wanna say that it's the longest-running podcast ever, but I mean, honestly, do the math. It's pretty long. Three decades.

It predates iPods. I can't word these classes anymore. I wanted to word them for the intro. I don't know how you guys still have them on. They're really, really difficult to say. You can't see shit in these. You would think they'd make eye holes a little bigger. Oh, that's like straightening the camera.

That looks like they're hanging up so big. That looks messed up. I ain't it. Hold on, higher. Oh, it's like you can, we didn't have the budget for 2020 glasses. We bought the 2019 glasses on clearance. Because I was told that these things on the back wall are cut up glasses. They all made 2020.

Yeah, but they're like the 20s, right? They're just 20. Yeah, what? I thought they cut off like a ton of ease and just put the 20 pot. Oh. Oh, oh, that would make sense. We bought the 2019s in bulk. But it's not going to put that much effort into it. They could have just rigged up some glasses. 20 pot. Oh, oh, oh, oh, that would make sense. We bought the 20, right? We bought the 2019s in bulk.

But it's not gonna put that much effort into it. They could have just rigged up some glasses, right? Oh, we need to put some tape. Yeah, exactly. Can you just see if someone has some tape for chat so we can make his own glasses? I'll do it. So did anybody go anywhere?

Did we travel for the holiday for Christmas? I tried to go up to Dallas, but then everyone got sick again, so we didn't. You guys bad luck. Dude, when you got one kid and daycare and the other one in public school, it's just a constant source of play. We just play with kids.

Yeah, that's it. It's always seem to be sick. I know so many people who have like young kids at home, and they're just like, yeah, my wife now has the stomach flu, or... It's like everyone just keeps giving it to each other. It's like a circle. Yeah.

And I'm just like, stay the hell away from me, everyone. Like, I don't need to get sick. You walk home and it has met, too. Yeah, exactly. What did you do? I went to Vegas. What don't need to get sick. You walk home in a hazmat suit. Yeah, exactly. What did you do? I went to Vegas. What? For Christmas?

For Christmas. Christmas in Vegas? Yeah, because that sounds amazing. Because in September time, I thought, you know, I'm going to spend Christmas holidays with my family. So I thought, you know, why do we always get together at our houses? You know, everything closes down, everyone goes home. I was like, you know, Vegas really is like the true city

that never sleeps. Why don't we go to Vegas and we can like gamble and like still go out and do stuff. That sounds awesome. That sounds awesome. Not be a lot of like, people aren't traveling to Vegas during Christmas. It was kinda slow, wasn't as crowded as it normally is.

But I looked online and I found like some hotels had free rooms. Wait, what? Yeah, like I stayed at the MGM Grand and I found like some hotels had free rooms. I was? Yeah, like I, I, I stayed at the MGM grand and rooms at the MGM grand were $30 a night. So I was like, so I looked and I was like, I wonder what the most expensive room at the MGM grand is. So I found like the presidential suite was 130 bucks a night.

What? Why did you buck it? And I was like, oh yeah, I'm definitely gonna stay in that. It was fucking huge. It was like, it was massive. And I was like, oh yeah, that's great. It should always go to Vegas for Christmas. No one else had this idea. I guess not. No, never work again.

They ruined it. Yeah, it's like, like, rooms at the Excalibur were free. Like, you literally just go. I've never seen free, so like during the week, they're trying to incentivize people to get out there because people usually make weekend trips. And for them, they make all their money at the tables. So they do anything they can to incentivize you

to just come out. And- Are those casinos also? Oh, okay, can you tell us. So one time, we're able to decide to just take a Vegas trip, know like holiday, nothing around, and we're just gonna go during the middle of the week. And we got our rooms at the Luxor for $25 a night.

And I think the flight out was like, it was like a hundred or so. I think it's like 150 yet the flight to Vegas Oh, my book my flight with miles, so I didn't even cost me anything to fly there and then there was a flight delay Like there was this whole deal like my my my flight out there was really fucked up. I'll get to that in a second But because the flight was delayed the airline gave me $500 in credit. What? So you Going on the trip what the fuck dude? Did you win the tables too?

I didn't win the tables. What the fuck? So you, I made money by going to Vegas. You go crazy, you go to Vegas, and then you came back with profit. What the fuck? No, we're done, man. But the way there was a fucking nightmare.

I was supposed to fly from Austin to Houston, then Houston to Vegas. Well, you know, you got rid of all of your sympathy for whatever bad travel thing you had happened because now we just know you made money. I brought in a ringer, actually Houston of Vegas. You got rid of all of your sympathy for whatever bad travel thing you had happened because now we just know you're made by. I brought in a ringer actually to help. I thought you fly Southwest. Normally I would, but since I flew, I wanted to fly for free with miles.

I redeemed United miles. Samaritan. Oh, I fly United. You're American. Everyone else is American, right? Yes. So I'm sitting at the gate, I'm getting ready to board. Literally, it's the minute we're about to board,

and I think, I wonder how full this flight is. I wonder if it's anyone sitting next to me. So I open up the app to look to see what the seat map looks like. And as I open it up, the app says, your flight is now delayed two hours and 40 minutes. And I was like, oh shit, I get up and I run to the counter. I'm the first one at the counter. And then, like, as soon as I get up there,

they make an announcement. It's like, the flight's delayed. It was delayed from mechanical problems and they explained what the mechanical problem was right. They said that when our plane had come into Austin landed the pilot seat broke. So I pictured the plane like touching down in the pilot. So they said they had to fly a new seat in from Denver. And then they were going to have to install the seat so like they had to fly a new seed in from Denver. What was it? And then they were going to have to install the seed. So like everyone had to rebook. And I didn't know this, but Jackie was there at the time also. And-

And was she on the same flight? She was on the same flight. And so I, like I said, I got up there. I rebooked my flight right away. And I had to go to San Francisco and the San Francisco to Vegas. It was a really long day. And while I was in San Francisco, I just found $100. I was going to Vegas. It was a really long day. And you know what I was saying for Francisco, I just found $100 on a tree, it was crazy.

But like I was texting Jackie because she was in the line like having to wait to rebook and we were like keeping each other updated on what was going on with our travel stories and she got rebooked onto a different airline. They do that? Yeah, most airlines won't. So she got booked onto a different airline.

And I don't want to steal the thunder from her story. Oh no. Jackie, do you want to tell us what happened on your flight? She took some video, we have some video we can show of what happened on her flight. I'm so scared for you. First off, I'm pissed that you got a $500 credit, they didn't give us anything.

That's it for the flight of airlines. Yeah, seriously. God. I got a $500 credit and they gave me $180 in meal vouchers to eat at the airport. What? Oh my god. So you guys were doing originally on the same flight back to Os or to Vegas.

Right, Houston. Yeah, so what happened was 915, we were supposed to board. And then everyone got a text at 916 saying that there was a mechanical issue. And then everyone just bum rush the kiosk that there was a mechanical issue and then everyone just bum-rushed the kiosk To repress was like yeah, and I saw Gus prior to that and I was like oh if he sees me I'll just wave and say hi or whatever, but I didn't want to bother him And I said I had no idea you're in line to like read book your like because there was an issue

So yeah, you could have just walked right up and been like yeah, we're totally This is yeah, and I was like the 40th person in line So I ended up calling the airlines to rebook. And then it ended up that I was leaving now at 130 on a different airline. So going from Austin to Chicago, from the wrong direction. And then Chicago, what the fuck, that's the way?

Was it through on here? Yeah. I have one rule and it's never go through Chicago. I hear it. It's one of my favorite. It was an hourly over. What the fuck, Vegas? Was it through in here? Yeah? I have one rule and it's never go through the car you're right here. It's one of my ways. It was an hourly over so it wasn't too bad. I'll save that. Finish your story and then I can.

Yeah, so when we were going on this 130 flight, all of us were like, we threw our carry ons on and everything was great. The woman next to me was trying to like wave down the flight attendant and she's like, what's wrong with our plane? And I was like, she's like, what's wrong with our plane? And I was like, what do you mean what's wrong with our plane? And all of us are looking outside the right

and there's fuel pouring out of the right wing of our plane. What? And I don't know if you guys are gonna run the... Yeah, so right here. Oh shit, the chuck in sand. Like, there's fuel literally leaking out. It was like a mini guy there. Steve just covered.

No one will see. They won't notice if you're a fan dog. Exactly. Just, I don't, fuck it. Just. Yeah, so what you can't hear is the woman kept saying, Oh, keep recording, keep recording because she kept on freaking out and saying, Oh, I sent evidence to my husband

and daughter in case we crash. And that's great. You need to calm down, lady. Oh my god. Wow. Wow. Okay. So her, her primary there was, I'm gonna film this and send this to my family

so they can see the airline and push like, hey, do they get off the plane? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so actually in the video, you can't hear the audio, but the pilot, the captain, he's like, this actually happens quite often. They're bullshits.

They're like, I don't know, this is the first I'm ever seeing this, so they said that they had to wait for the right wing to shut down, essentially to transfer feel from the left wing to the right wing, and then everything will be, when it not just fine. Just keep leaking. No, it eventually stopped.

No, it eventually stopped. I mean, keep pumping it in there, you're fine. Just make clog up. So I feel like something like overpressure in that wing or something, is that like a vent hole that they use to? They said there's nothing to panic about. It happens occasionally. I mean, I would trust them more often than not.

We said they say- No, it's the pilot's life too, right? The plane is very expensive. Well, just like, they wouldn't lie to people about that because it's also their safety in January 2. So why would they lie if it was safe? The woman next to us was the only one freaking out. We were all excited because we got to see Fireman.

So, I don't know if they're cute or not. I didn't get past their biceps, but I was like, all right, we're just going to have to show from the bottom and then you stop. We're not right there. We got out for biceps, but I was like, all right, let's just go and get out of show from the bottom. And then you start to get the biceps. Not right, they got out. That's the biceps. You're looking at the biceps,

then looking at the fuel, then looking at the biceps. I tried to. But I said, Gus, the second video, like they had to roll out a barrel to like shovel all of the dirt into this barrel. And then, wow. All the flammable dirt. So, surprise didn't put a bucket under it.

If they sit on the fire, do you think it would make glass? Buckle. So did they throw sound on it because that stops the fumes coming out? It soaked it up. Yeah, yeah. Okay, because they had to wipe everything down afterwards. There was even a guy on the ladder just wiping down the wing. I'm like, is that really? Is that really necessary? We're gonna be going like so fast in the year anyways, but you think you would air dry I mean, you know the whole turning on the end part might be The bottom is gotta look it's gotta look busy right like the boss is watching him He's like oh gotta look like I'm doing

I've had plans I've had flights be completely canceled because there was a tray table that wouldn't stay up You are a pilot You got there you got there you actually didn't there before I did really yeah, I'm not leaking or good. Well, you got there. You actually ended up getting there before I did. Really? Yeah. I landed like an hour and a half after you. Oh. Yeah.

You eat a lot of time collecting all those vouchers. But yeah, he made money. I don't want to do that. I didn't get. Oh my gosh. Went the wrong direction. I love how the Vegas airport has slots machines and like, I miss slot machines and airports so badly.

That is so, that's like, I'm bored at the airport. What do I do? Fucking gamble. Go lose some money. Yeah. Lose all that money you want. Well, thanks for taking the video. Thanks for sharing, Jack.

I'm glad you made it okay. Yeah. I love Vegas. I try and go once a year. I found like the sweet spot is like two to three days. If you stay anymore like that, you're just like, I need to get the hell out of this city and wash the sin off. Yeah.

I can't believe that footage. Like, I feel like a flier so much. I've never seen anything like that. I've never seen anything like that. I've never flown a bunch to all of us have. Yeah, and I kind of try to pass it off like, oh, it happens. But the frustrating thing, okay, here's the sanctum. I'm gonna use the vegan section of the podcast.

The selection of vegan food in the austen airport is very disappointing. That's surprising to me. Because you would think awesome would be a fairly vegan friend. Yeah, they give me the vouchers. I'm going to get something to eat. I think I had a total of three options. And and spread sales? No, no, are they there?

They might not be there anymore. I think they're gone. Oh, there was like a vegan breakfast taco at Taco Deli, which was like a whole wheat tortilla with black beans and avocado. There was a, they had an impossible burger at 24 diner. That was a good, but it couldn't eat the bun because the buns have dairy in them.

What? What? Was it like a milk bun? It's a milk bun. I was saying that's a joke. It was a milk bun. And I was like, do you all have any other buns? Like a whole wheat bun?

They're like, no, all of our buns have dairy. Why don't you just go buy like a roll from like one of those little shops? A roll? I don't know. Like a piece of bread from somewhere. Yeah, well, there's like the coffee places. Yeah, I make your own bun.

Yeah, just go back. Yeah, just go back. Okay, then you get a good butter in them. Man, be and be and be and suck. So I ended up having to go to a peach tortilla. They had like a cauliflower bowl. And then I had a fucking cauliflower bowl. You know, you know what else you could have done?

Stop being vegan. I could have eaten meat. I could have eaten a fucking milk bun. You can sit down this. You don't crave wool. And then, so then I fucking eat that cauliflower bowl whatever, the peach tortilla. I land your free food, Vagervo.

Yeah, I land in Vegas and I'm starving. By the time I get to, because it's been all day thing, by the time I get to my hotel and I'm ready to eat, it's like 11 p.m. I'm like, I'll just go order some interim dining. There was a tofu sandwich, was the only option. It's like, I don't want a fucking tofu sandwich.

I'm gonna go find the... Go to the strip, right, it's like, I'm on the strip, I can walk around. The only option I could find that was open at 11 p.m. to serve me was an eight-foot-long glass of liquor That was an option, but a Johnny rocket with an impossible burger with no bun So they impossible burger that just go in for vegetarians apparently not going for full vegans. Yeah full-blown vegans So disappointed they also have milk. They also have milk bun? They also have milk bun.

Apparently, that is a milk bun. I don't know. I didn't mean to say, I never knew a milk bun was a thing until it's tripped. There's a ton of shit that they just chucked milk at, like right before you serve it, right? Like scrambled eggs are sling some milk in that. My petite is a scape and milk in it.

I'm putting any people put egg, or milk in their eggs, or scrambled eggs. I see a big hot thing. We just did the egg off video. Yeah. And that was like the resounding comment that I kept seeing over and over and he was like, you didn't use milk? And I was like, I've never put milk in my eggs in my life.

I used to, I used to put milk in my eggs. Now I use water because it makes it fluffier. Oh, what's the point of milk left? I think it's just to like fluff it up. But the water makes you fluffier. Water makes it fluffier? It does. It has a little bulk. Try it out. Yeah, try it. There's a whole video I don't fucking know what I said good right?

I just put you water in your eggs. No, he doesn't fuck that people that were overseas got really mad that we're using butter Yeah, yeah, we like butter and milk in our buns corn I'm just imagining like a full hamburger with a bun and everything and someone just comes over with milk and just Pours it all on top of oh yeah Gavin would love that chuck that milk in there. Just you know just for milk right and just watch it stop up I've always wanted to have we want to end our second decade of puck-off The fuel Maybe they can even breath to the top of the fuel. A hundred and a half. Just throw like a bunch of loaves of bread on it.

Aw, this reminds me, have you ever seen that guy? Or like, I think it's a couple people who could pull their eyelids back and then their eyes pop out. Yeah, that's, I don't. I knew a kid in all of my baseball who would do that all the time. He did. A kid who would put their glasses all the way up their nose.

I know what, why you never seen that? No one know what we say it's like. never seen that? No one knows what we're saying. Sorry, no casualness. No one had that kid. Wait, no. They've taken the glasses off. And they've taken the, they've got to handle the, there was multiple different kids throughout my

like, political career. They take their glasses and then yeah, they do that and they push it all the way up and around. It was really gross. They poke their brain. And I've seen people do that with nails. Yeah, people. I think people have a nails in the resin. It's really gross. They poke their brain. I've seen people do that with nails. Yeah people have a nails in prison. Yeah, you have to get like straight back over. You know what? Just don't put anything up your stuff. Stuff. Just leave it out. Just maybe

don't. Do you think if someone had a 2020 resolution resolution don't leave it out But don't put stuff up stuff if someone had a small enough dick with they want a fucking nose I Get I guarantee you it has happened. That's got to be a thing right I guarantee it Why you looking at me Sizing up my options here. What are you doing after the Are you claiming as a small digger a big nostril? I'm looking for a hole. There it is. I'm looking for a hole. Save some time on us ducking titles after we're done.

I'm trying to, what would you call that? And host job. No, you just call it nasal. Nail. Nail. Nail. Nail. What if you had perfect molds of the interiors of all your holes? And you could just plug yourself all up perfectly. You'd die, wouldn't you?

Well, maybe not your mouth. This gets back to that RTA. Or you're just like, can I cover my holes? Cover my holes. There, yeah, there's a podcast here. Conjunzzy. Talking about walking into a room full of cockroaches. No, cockroaches. That's like the one that came on YouTube this week, right?

Yeah, I think so, yeah. And I said I would do it if I could cover all my whole. So are you just, are you gonna quit being vegan like tomorrow, oh day off and tomorrow just so you could be a vegan across two decades? That's a really good point. Were you only doing it to the end of this year? No, no goal.

He's just seeing how long you could do it for. I mean, you already said you're gonna give up before the stake off. Question is part of the motivation for doing this is that it gives you a constant thing to complain about. That's true, that is. Well, that's why I started doing it. That's kind of why I started doing the first place.

I was like, I want to, it's something to talk about in the podcast. That's exactly, I'm still going. That's exactly what I was, on so many weird dates when I was single. So I had content for all these events. I was like, sure, I'll go on a date with this guy. It'll be a story, I'm sure.

And vegan, same thing. And you stopped? Yeah. You just keep doing it. Yeah, content. Hey, Trevor, you said weird dates with the thing you got in the house. I gotta work. I've got RTV on Monday and I've got nothing. Yeah, so, Jared. This is with Jace with the thing that got me in the help. I got a work.

I've got RTP on Monday and I've got nothing. So, Tinder's going back on the phone. Yeah, and got a couple swipes to make and then I'll be good to go. I changed my profile to just looking for a fun time. I am so happy I don't have to date anymore. Oh yeah. I feel like you enjoy that. I was but like.

God, I'll get enrailed. Do you ever do any no stuff? No. Oh, I'm a very small. You're nostrils are minuscule. Yeah, I can't really get my pinky up there. What? Who knows? Maybe there's there's somebody out there. Who knows? There's there's a nose for everybody. There are interesting articles about this. No, what are you looking at? Nine raunchy reasons why letting him come up your nostril will lead to the best sexier life. I didn't ride it. I'm just reading it. Oh, God. This is at this point. We have a repressed nose fetish that literally nobody is talking about. He's like, who wrote

this? It's someone doing lines of semen. Because's like, who wrote this? Is someone doing lines, I see. Is someone, like, because that's, I, someone who's had something, had like, something, okay, no. How are you gonna relate to this? Can you continue the thought?

Well, once, something went so far up my nose, I couldn't get to it. What was the thing? And did you ejaculate? Like, what was the best part of the story? It was when my cousin was a baby. I think he put his hand in jam or something. And then he was like playing on my head and

stuff, we were wrestling and stuff. He was like, two, three, but his little finger full of jam accidentally went up my nose. And it went like up here, like by my eyes. And I was like, oh, and I couldn't get the jam. I'm like, no, he's like, oh, no. It sounds like he really jammed it up there. Oh, no. Oh, come on. Oh, god.

But I just can't imagine that being semen that you can't get out. Well, I mean, at one point, if it goes far enough, you could taste it, right? No, yeah, bro, we'll go back in your throat. I guess. Do you taste, when it goes back to that way, I guess your tongue goes all the way back, right? Yeah, I guess you don't really taste it right? Yeah, probably. Probably go back in your throat. I guess. Do you taste, when it goes back to that way, I guess your tongue goes all the way back right? Yeah, I guess you don't really taste it because it'll just trickle down.

I mean, you probably could. All right. Hold on, let me text Trevor real quick. I've listened. Keep in mind open. Hey, so we talked about something on the podcast that we should try. Jam. Jam, yes should try. Jam. Jam, yes, absolutely.

Wow. I watched a totally different topic. I watched, you know, how do you days off for Christmas? I decided I wanted to try to watch a bunch of movies I hadn't seen yet. I watched eight movies during the break. What do you see? I'm glad you asked because I listed them all down.

I watched a beautiful day in the neighborhood, bombshell, Judy, once upon a time in Hollywood, Parasite, which I'd seen before, Richard Jewel, Rocketman, and Rice Skywalker. Favorite? I only saw the last two. Out of those favorite? Parasite, you were saying so great. I already keep saying that's so good.

I want to go watch it. Yeah, that was my second time watching it. Whenever my parents come into town and we throw the kids at them, then we're just like pick our one movie that we get to go see until the last night we went and saw Scott Parker. How'd you like it? I thought it was really fun, way better than the last one.

And yeah, it was, John and I talked about this a lot today and we kinda set it on, it's a very fun experience. I loved it. I loved it too. I've never been super into Star Wars. I mean, I saw them in adulthood. Yeah, same. So I guess I didn't really care for the rules

that shouldn't be broken and all that stuff. So I was like, this is just entertaining. So no spoilers don't worry. Like don't piece out. We're not gonna talk about that. But like, there's just so many times in the movie where there's like, oh, there's a problem. Well, we need to get the thing.

And then it's like, that's where the thing is. And now they have it. And then they have it. Great. Uh-oh, we have another problem. Well, you'll need to get that thing. And then we go and we get the magical solution. Yep.

So tell me every movie. It's like, how do you blow up big gun? Yeah. That should be the title of the next Star Wars movie. If they were make another one. We could call this podcast, how do you blow up Big Gun? Yeah, it's ever good. That should be the title of the next Star Wars movie if they ever make another one. We could call this podcast, How Do You Blow Up Big Gun? Did you like Bombshell? That's the one I want to see.

I thought it was interesting. So it's interesting, because a couple of weeks ago on the podcast, Blaine said how he thought Bombshell and Richard Joule were kind of be both set up to be like propaganda pieces with different agendas. Interesting. And I didn't agree with him at the time, but after watching both movies, I think I agree with him. set up to be like propaganda pieces with different agendas. Interesting. And I didn't agree with him at the time,

but after watching both movies, I think I agree with him. Like, Bombshell was fine. Interesting story, but I don't know. I just feel like... Something else to play. It's like a very on the surface. Who knows how, how much truth they held on to, how much of its exaggeration.

And then on the other hand, Richard Jewel was like, you know, Richard Jewel was the story of the guy that got the security guard in the 1996 Atlanta Olympics who found a bomb and then the FBI accused him of being the bomber and eventually he's exonerated. Like that went into the totally opposite direction. Of course, like the FBI and the reporters were like collaborating together and any time they met it was like at a bar and they were drinking and it was like like I don't know like I obviously the FBI fucked up this investigation was like why do they always have to be drinking at the bar like in

the smoky Jim Lit bar like it's just weird the way that they could text you guys everything yeah shows that they're up to no good. Right. But I mean, I think it's worth it to see. I think the performances in Bombshell were all, it was really, really good actually. I'll sit up in awesome movies this year. Do you say if you like to rise to skywalk? Yeah, I liked it.

But I had a weird experience. So I saw that in Vegas, and I went to, like, obviously I didn't go to a now long- Did you get your tickets for free too? That's the best. I did. But, uh, it's funny, but it's come see this movie. I saw it like at a normal theater, but they did have alcohol.

And I was gonna keep talking. And so I watched the whole movie, everything was fine. And then, you know, the movie ends, there's like a close-up on that one character, and then, you know, that character says the thing, and then like it cuts to the credits, you know, like the Star Wars theme starts playing, it's like, bam, and then there was like, the music cut out, and there was an announcement going, attention please, please watch your step. We hope you enjoyed the movie.

You may have to step down from your seat. What the fuck? Please watch your step. And I was like, what the fuck is this? You're in Vegas and we're going to assume that you're currently drunk. Right. It's like, like, the movie ends on such an up-nome,

the music style. I see it. Why? You're step. And everyone claps every time. And nobody can clap. I feel like everyone would have to be like, woo!

It's just like silence. Everybody's watching step. By giving you this warning, our insurance premiums are lowered. Please exit the theater. It was so fucking weird. What are your thoughts on the applause? Like during or after a movie? I don't know who it's for.

I don't have to understand that. I think it's for you. It's for like you and the other people who are fans of this franchise and the experience. Right, I wouldn't applaud, but if someone wants to clap, it's fine. I've clapped it movies before. What are you doing movies?

What'd you clap at? Good. I don't remember. Oh What'd you clap at? Good. I don't remember. Oh, OK. My one. Too many. Probably my favorite theater experience of all time was I went to the midnight showing of snakes on a plane.

Oh my god. Here's why. I did not say it's the best film, but theater experience. So if you go to the midnight showing of that movie, like everyone who was there knew about like how ridiculous this movie is gonna be and they're just there for the ride. The day for good time.

It was incredible. Like it was like people were like shout and shit out, but like it wasn't like obnoxious and like people were laughing and when Sam Jackson stood up, it was like, I'm tired of all these motherfucking snips on this motherfucking plate, standing ovation. Everyone stood up, it was like I'm tired of all these motherfucking snips on this motherfucking plate, standing ovation. Everyone stood up. Wasn't that even in the trailer though?

Yeah, it doesn't matter. It happened. It's the line. Yeah, I said it. Yeah. Oh, I know where I have, of course, Avengers. Like almost every Avengers movie. I think I have a platform.

Oh, not. Woo. Not like that. Not infinity. I love you. Not infinity war though. There's no. Not like that. Yeah. Not infinity. I love you. Not infinity war though. There's no way to like that.

Oh. The end of infinity war like. Yeah. I think it was like an intro when it's all like the music and building up and stuff and people are like really like dude, end game though. That was like the most incredible energy in a theater I've ever experienced. Oh yeah.

Like everything that happened, because it was I think it was opening night or like the second night, maybe that it was in theaters. And people were just like fucking going insane and I loved it Yeah, I remember in Infinity War when Thor pop down and I was like and the music was like I was like do they on that make a movie when you were talking to stand about San Jackson's in that line. I I miss her. Do you as say snaps? I heard it too. I was just then picturing an entire plane full of Alan Rickman.

Yeah. Let's open a window. Let's do what he's saying. Soon, it's. I'm going to put a picture of that. I'm going to put a picture of that. It seems that there's many snakes on this plane. I heard a little natural thing that happens on some planes.

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Hideo Kojima had a tweet where he said that, if you played Death Stranding, you know, it rains sometimes and sometimes it starts snowing if you're up in the mountains, he said that, you know, whenever it starts snowing, I don't know if you've played the game, but anytime it starts snowing, there's like a bell sound, like a slay bell that kind of ring, and then like your hood comes up to like cover you and protect you.

Hideo Kujima tweeted that the bells are supposed to be a not to die hard, which is as he says, this is favorite Christmas movie. Hell yeah. Really? That's awesome. That's fucking awesome. Real quick, favorite Christmas movie. I know we did the tweet, but.

Die hard. Okay. Muppet Christmas Carol. Christmas Carol, there's no. I got you got to say home alone. Home alone's good too. It's up there. Yeah, obviously I'd say there's no one movie You gotta say, Home Alone. Home Alone's good, too, it's up there. Yeah, obviously, I'd say there's no one movie to me.

I'd watch all these, I'd watch Christmas vacation too. Oh, that's a lot of fun. We do, we work them in, but my favorite one, my farthest moment, Crystal Girl, here's the problem with Home Alone. When you have children, so like, they want to build traps and stuff. Well, so are they like, leave us, leave us.

So, Kira, like, she's very, very smart kid and like we've always raised her with like, you know, appropriate fear of things that are dangerous, right? She's seven and a half. So she'd been on a kick though where she's been watching all these like Disney plus shows where like the kids, like the live action ones

where the kids are always up to wacky antics and like there's never any, if it's almost like cartoon physics, you know, it's like, oh, we tricked this guy with the light socket and he gets sat. So the same thing, we're washing Home Alone 1 and 2. And when in 2, when Marv's character grabs onto the handles for the sink and he's like, oh, he's like, to my two-o-older skeleton.

Briefly a skeleton. Like he's like, oh, you know, and everyone's laughing or whatever. And I remember, I specifically was just like, I'm just gonna throw this out there, because I'm like, hey, that would actually kill somebody. So what the breaks off the fucking roof that he know, I am pulling down the laundry

and I'm getting it in the forehead. Right, right. So many times they'd be dead. Well, for some reason, Cara just, we'd watched that a couple of times, she's really excited, she's really enjoyed it and watching it. And so, I get woken up by April,

he's telling me what is just transpired. And that's that she goes to go to the restroom. And all the lights in her house flick her off. And she just hears our daughter screaming. So she goes running upstairs. And Kira, who has been the most cautious kid forever, just had decided to be like, well, let's really see what happens.

And stuck her necklace in a light socket. Oh my God. Holy shit. And so like, here, you know, I didn't think I would be telling this story. So I can send Dennis this photo. Yeah, like suck it. So we can bring it up.

I like an outlet. Yeah, in an outlet. I'm sorry, I said let's suck it, but yeah, in an outlet. I hate that. And I could fucking kill you. I know, it was absolutely terrifying. Like, oh God, yeah, that's holy shit.

That's the hell of a spot. I'll send this so we can show it off, but. Oh my God. I'm like, she's okay. She's super merst about it. So like, if Lutty, the American Alice, it's terrible. There's no safety on him. Yeah, but if she wanted to know,

she still would have flipped the switch, dude. So, what do you mean? She would have stuck it in there. No, I mean, like, you can't shove anything in a British one. You need the ground. You need the earth to open up the other shutters. You can't just put in... Oh, no, no.

You hit right the first time in the ground, right? Yeah, we call it the earth. Do you really? Yeah, that's what it's the ground. It's the same thing. Well, that's what it's the ground. Interesting, but it's the long one. Like, the long one opens the short one.

I didn't realize that that's how that works. Well, so I mean, they have that, like now they're all like built in with the safety things that like you feel like really jammed in there. Yeah, but she somehow found a way. Yeah, actually they are like that now where they're close and I fucking hate it. Yeah, because you really have to push the out the,

whatever you're plugging in in. Yeah. And it feels like you're breaking it. It's like, why do I have to be careful? Because some stupid kids stick their neck with an electrical socket. Maybe I And it feels like you're breaking it. It's like, why do I have to be careful because some stupid kids stick their neck with an electrical socket? Maybe I'm kids? Sorry.

If you have kids? Sorry. Sure, buy those. I'm a responsible adult. Let me buy the dangerous ones. They'll be fast. She will never do that again. Yeah, she's learned.

She'll never, like she felt so bad. And like, but we didn't talk to her like, you're like that, like that could have killed me. Yeah. Or it could have brought the house down. Like, you know, and so she didn't want to talk about like, I could tell, like it really, really, really made her uncomfortable.

It's a fair thing. Yeah. Did something that is like really dangerous. Yeah, so now I told it on the internet. So, she was watching this in the future. I'm sorry. I love you. I love something very interesting about Home Alone.

Have you guys ever seen Uncle Buck? Uncle Buck. Yeah. Hell yeah. You know how McCullochon is in that movie? Yeah. And there's a scene where he's looking through the mail slot because someone's knocking on the door

and he keeps opening it and the woman's like moving and then he keeps opening it and then he like sees three men or something, it's like some vision, I guess he has. That scene inspired home alone. So yeah, because they're like, I want to, we want to make a movie with McCullochon as like this. Like, interesting.

Uh, mischievous little boy who's home alone and who's like, setting up these traps and stuff like that. It's crazy. I didn't know that until that very scene. Do you think during the midnight screening of Home Alone when it premiered if McCollick Hulkin turned to camera and said, I guess I'm home alone. And people would have started cheering. No. Collie Colchol can turn to Cameron said, I guess I'm home alone. People would have started cheering. Now did you send on another topic? Did you send that image over what they did work that even the movie?

Remember he doesn't, but no, I don't. It's like what like our parents there. No, I think he's home alone. Well, that's right. Right. Yeah. So they definitely call you. Colchol can you says it?

No, it's not. Do you I'm sorry, my album is, what do you think he was doing? He was on an internet video recently. Remember that guy who made those decoy packages? Yeah. That like spray glitter and, Oh, Magroba.

Yeah, he had an updated version of that this year. And O'Colei Culkin was in that video with him. O'Colei Culkin, O'Colei. O'Colei Culkin was making the YouTube rounds. I like it. I like it. Oh, yeah. He's such a distinct look.

Oh, absolutely. It was so crazy. Because I remember way back because we, you know, screw tack was partnered with the video game nerd. And I used to do James's merchandise. And I remember when we had this huge, like, expensive order come through. It was like everything AVGN and some, like, we did some like paintings at the time.

We were a painter and it was to M. Colken in New York. And so I was like, no, in a way. And so I started searching it and was like sure enough, like the area that this address was going to was where he lived. And I was just like, that's crazy. So I texted James, like, yo dude, like when Collie Colken just ordered a bunch of your stuff

because I can use it into video games too. Yeah. So years later, James had done a review on the Home Alone games and like Page Master and that stuff. So James texted me, this was like last year and we were just like texting, like how you doing man, I was like update with life and we were like, oh it's crazy cool new opportunities. It's just like, I've got the craziest thing happening. Dude McCollock Huckins coming to my house and we're going to be filming some episodes together.

And so straight up they did. So there's a few AVGN episodes with James McCollock Huckins. Yeah, I saw the Home Alone one where he he comes as the piece of guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I still remember years ago there was a picture of him that some paparazzi took where he's wearing the touch my awesome button, which was one of our shirts. Yeah. And I'm sure he didn't know who we were, what that was. If he ordered... If he also got the order, he ordered... I'll call it Col him if you're watching. What's up?

Yeah, like, come on, come on, podcast. Good visit. I cannot get this to load, I'm sorry. Like, it's just, speaking and choosing. Talking about a home alone, maybe think about a story, I read a couple of weeks ago, where this guy in Maine had booby traps set up in his own house in case like intruders broke in.

Okay. And he ended up getting shot and killed by his own booby trap on the night of Thanksgiving. I guess like he had a gun pointed at the front door. So if someone came in the front door, it would shoot them. What? And he ended up shooting himself and dying because of his booby traps in his own house.

Oh my God. I can't get it. It's like Brian I texted the picture to you. You could figure that. Yeah, 65 year old man. Man had a handgun. Was I fired upon anyone entering the front door. Is it main?

And he did he come in his own front door? How did it shoot him? Yes. It was determined he had been shot unintentionally after discharging his own movie trap. Was he drunk? Well, it was Thanksgiving night. So probably. Yeah, I mean, I think I fuck. I saw you're not, no, it was Thanksgiving night. So probably. Yeah, I mean, I think,

Oh, fuck, I thought you're not, no, it was my, I did some stupid stuff. So speaking of booze, I had the craziest thing happen to be that I like, I'm still kind of freaking out about cause it rattled my brain. So on Saturday night, Maxine only were coming over and I was like,

I'm sorry, Maxine, Christine were coming over and hang out. And I was like, oh, hey, like we have a little bit of booze at the house, like I'm gonna, on my way back from shopping, like I'm gonna pick up a bottle of vodka. So I swung by this liquor store that's not the best of the ones that I, but it's like the most convenient on the way home. And we've all been in a place like that.

Right, so I bought a bottle of vodka and I shopped there before. And so we're hanging out, we're having some fun and like they had brought some bottles of wine and we drank those and then like we go to open the vodka and I like poured it and whatever. But then no one, like it tastes a little off but I didn't really think about it.

Like everything was fine. So, cut to you last night. I'm, I go to grab the vodka and I'm like, oh, I'm gonna blow myself a drink and I'm like, why does this taste weird? Like it tastes watered down and strange. So, but I make another one because I'm not thinking about it too much,

which is dumb. And then I go and I'm just like, I sniffed the vodka first and I'm like, that doesn't really smell like vodka. And then I think it tastes, it was water. So I had, so I have this moment where I'm just like, okay. It's been open.

There is a bottle. It's been replaced. That you write, it's like, I There is a bottle. It's been replaced. That you write. It's like, I'm like, this has been replaced with water. And so my first thought is just like, is my wife fucking with me? So I go to April and I was just like, Hey, random question. Did you swap out my vodka with water? And she goes, what?

Like that just even makes sense. Yeah. No, and I'm like, okay, she's like, you think Max the Christina did it to fuck with you? I'm like, I don't think so. But like, are you serious? I'm like, yeah, she's like, you're not messing with me? I'm like, no. And I'm like, why would I swap your vodka with water?

You'll just then go spend more money on vodka. It's like true. For a very fair point. Very fair point. And so, I share it now and wants to waste money. So I texted them and they're just like, what are you talking about? No, and then they started going like Do it so weird because like I thought that like the drinks that you made us last night were like super weak And Max is like I this is watered down exactly and I was just like no and they're just like oh my god

So we came that way that is disgusting When you when you opened it, was it sealed? So here's the problem. April, you got me a nice little fire pit table thing for Christmas and so we were outside and we had that, was like roaring and we were talking and having fun. And I just opened my new thing.

So like, because that's never in your brain. Yeah. But straight up, I bought a bottle of water. I have about 24 bucks. Yeah. 25 bucks. But then it just freaked me the fuck out straight up, I bought a bottle of water. How much? Probably about like 24 bucks. Yeah, 25 bucks. But then it just freaked me the fuck out because it's just like, oh my god, like we drank.

Like anything. Did you go back to the liquor store? So what I'm gonna do is like, how you gonna explain that? Right, so what I think happened is, it was probably like either, like, it's probably somebody who like had just drank a bottle and they wanted to like, I don't know if they'd put it a quick swap.

Or they were like, oh I want to return this, I just bought it. Like maybe they went to their car and like, oh yeah, I don't know, they did a quick swap. Or they were like, oh, I want to return this, I just bought it, like maybe they went to their car and like, oh yeah, that's true. I got the money back, I don't know. No, that's right, but don't do that. Yeah, please don't. But no, it freaked me out, because I was just like,

you don't know, what if they filled it with rubbing alcohol? Or like, and we were missing with the water. What if the water's fucked up? Like, I mean, I want to scare you, but what if they put something in the water? Right, that would be, come. Yeah. Yeah, no, so that has been in my brain.

And I was like, I was like, it's like April, she's like, you need to go, like, you need to go talk to them. Like they could get shut down for that shit or something. And I'm just like, yeah. I mean, yeah, at the very least, like I should give them a heads up. But like, they're gonna, if I go in there and be like, hey, I want a refund with this half drink bottle of vodka. They're like, a water.

And then she's like, okay, whatever dude. You don't even have for the refund. Just go and let them know. I'm like, hey, listen, like, I'm not asking for refund. I just want you to know that like, you saw, there this was a bottle of water. Maybe check the seals, when you take a return or something like that.

Yeah, maybe you should go look at like more diligent. The other bottles in that area from the same brand and see if like any of the other ones have the seal broken. Yeah. They just freak me out. It was like, it was so strange. I've never heard of that. bottles in that area from the same brand and see if like any of the other ones have the seal broken. Yeah. It was just freak me out.

It was like, it was so strange. I've never heard of that. The real question is, was anyone acting drunk after they had one of those drinks? Well, no. And that was the main hardest because we had already been drinking. So I think we started that way, but I can tell you that. So drunk. I did have a thought, because I had made myself like two or three drinks of this the next,

you know, last night when I was trying to like you know just have a moment and And then I was just like Something's wrong like I asked the blue sea of effect did not work on my body's like this is bullshit Sometimes after I've had like I'll drink vodka soda and like after I've had a few I'll be like that I've put vodka in this like I'm not sure So I'll hold the glass up to the light to see if I can see like the alcohol. You can see like a shimmer. Okay.

Sorry. What? Yeah, you can see like, if there's just water, like you see it's just, it's clear through. But if there's like vodka in it, you can see like a bit of a shimmer in it. We need to do this test right now. What's it?

There's absolutely can. Can you guys vodka and water? We don't have some. We do in the cage. Hey there it is. There's your outlet. It's fucking terrifying. I'm glad she in the cage. Um, okay. Hey, there it is. There's your outlet. It's fucking terrifying. My girl.

I'm glad she's okay. Me too, dude. Well, and that, it looks like there are sh-t on that one. See, that's what I told you there are. She just jammed that shit in there. I guess you could just push it open without the small one. Yeah. Yeah, I think ours, you don't need, because they're all the same

bush out the way. They don't really want it to test. Oh, I know. But it freaks you out, because it's like, you can raise your kid, like, doing all the correct things is like, and making sure that she has a healthy understanding of like, what is dangerous and what not to do. Yeah.

And then just, on a whim, Kylie, can just be like, well, whatever. And like, she can be bitch. And like, she can be bitch. What's up? I was voltage. I'm the fuck outta here. Oh, yeah.

No, I'm sorry, the American voltage is not good. Not as good. Not for kettles. Nothing for my, nothing for my cow. We told the Bible. Oh, is that's the argument you started with I'm sorry, as the American voltage is not good. Not as good not for kettles. Nothing might My cow we told the Bible Oh, that's the argument you started with my dad right With him all right the other day Kevin's like I'm I'm fighting with your dad on Twitter That was the podcast, isn't it? Bring it over was it? Yeah, that was last week's putty. We have a Okay, no, you need to give them a blind test.

No, no, no, I'll show you. You'll be able to see it. No, no, no, no, no, no. We need two glasses. We need two cups. They're clear. We need two glasses. Sorry, we're breaking the rules, but get two glasses.

And then you guys go make one with just water, one with vodka and soda. Oh, no, he'll know because the bubble, sorry. One with just soda and one with vodka soda. Or just two, just vodka and just water, right? Well, I've never done it like that. I've only ever done it with soda water. Oh, no, he'll know because the bubble started. One with just soda and one with vodka soda. Or just dude, just vodka and just water. Right? Well, I've never done it like that. I've only ever done it with soda water.

Oh, okay. It's okay. You have soda water in always open thing, right? Well, they also have that soda water dispenser thing, right? Okay, so again, here are the rules. We need tear glasses. I didn't even figure it out. You know how to do a blind sentence.

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and like a bunch of the Christmas lights that were in the yard. And in the new story, I sent this to the broadcast Slack channel. In the new story, there's a great photo of the kid standing in front In the new story, there's a great photo of the kid standing in front of the yard looking like, like, this is a throw-hole in the yard

just like entirely burned by him. Oh my God. Doesn't the parents frame that? And every time the kids just like, oh no, I mean, I know better. Or I know that, then you just point at the wall and just show them that picture. It's important to have these tools to remind your kids

that you know better. You know better. Oh God, look at it. That really went up. I could have been way worse though. You don't fuck with fire Don't fuck with fire. Don't fuck with electricity Don't fuck with fire. How'd you come up with that? Keep your stuff on the outside because I'm scared of fire. I scared. I mean it God Yeah, it could have been way worse. I was talking for a fire that was started because of a baby reveal

Oh, right the Denver reveal I almost burned down a park once Is this an episode of Chump? Yeah. I shouldn't say that. Well, it's too late now. There's the image. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yee. Uh oh. I hate that. I hate that. I hate that. Watching those videos where people have a fire that they've deliberately started. And the moment you see it in their eyes

that they then become worried, it's like this fire is too big now. It's like now we've potentially in a situation. This shift. Yeah. We were. Or when someone's like in one of those suits that's out of fire, like covered in fire,

and like it somehow gets on someone else, and then they're just like tossing fire everywhere. Oh, yeah. We haven't seen that too many times. Yeah, we were out skating skating and we had acquired some fireworks and we were like, well, let's give her to these. So we're just like. There's nothing more stereotypical right now.

Oh, I know, right? Let's go with the skateboarder. I like the way the story's being told. We were out skating and we had acquired some fireworks. So anyway, we've got fireworks and we're skating around and having some fun and we're just every now and then we're just like lighting them off and like he he he he was fun. And one also this is back didn't realize that this was probably filming but we decided we had mortar shells but we didn't have a tube.

So we were like well let's get rid of these so we let one in third and somebody's mailbox. Oh, that was a bad idea. get rid of these. So we let one in through it and somebody's mailbox. That was a bad idea. And so anyway, right as we're like down the street, looking at the mailbox, watching the front of it just like blow off a cop for some reason is coming around the corner. So then we just start booking it and we're cutting through neighborhoods. And then we get to this park. And we're just like, okay, we have to get rid of this stuff, right? Like because we're being chased by the police now. So naturally, we're just gonna get rid of it.

So we twisted, but we didn't want to just like throw it away for some reason. Like we can't go to waste. They got, we got a light on. So we, so we posted all the rest of the waters together. And there was a trash can. And so we lit them and dropped it in the trash can. Again, I learned a lot on this trip. So trash is very flammable. And so we lit them and dropped it in the trash can again. I learned a lot on this trip so

Trash is very flammable And so you know most things are as we're running away. We just hear like the boom Right and are like he he everything's fun fine. Whatever. We're done. We go wait We go I could tell you this one has a vodka wait We go we We'll get there. You can solve your mystery. Obviously, you look, you can see yourself. Anyway, let me start showing.

We're going on, we get back in the car and we're driving around. And as we start coming around the corner, and we start seeing a flickering, and we're like, hey, was it a cool ride? Yeah, where that park was. So from the road. Oh, you see the shimmer? Shimmer? Yeah, it's a shimmer in there. There's, nah, he's right. I mean, I guess I could be like, I would say this is the one without. Absolutely right. This is the one without. Yeah. But I don't, I don't see a shimmer.

There's a definite shimmer in that water. Once you know what to look for, you can see it instantly. Anyway, we turned the corner and we see that the trash can and about six feet above it is fully engulfed in flames. And it's already pluming up with. Oh, yes, very much so. And it's starting to get on to a tree. So we pull off the road because we're like, oh, God, we got to figure this out.

We see another car that's already there. And so they're like, they're on the phone and we're like, hey, do you call the police? They're like, okay, cool we gotta figure this out. We see another car that's already there. And so they're like, they're on the phone, and we're like, hey, Jigal, the police, the gala. Okay, cool, we saw this from the road. We saw it in a minute, sir. You know, so many were taking care of it. You guys have a good night. We're responding to the audience.

Hell out of there. Oh, good call. You're just causing problems that night. You see it, Barbara? I kinda do. Look through this from the side. Yeah, from the side. It's really interesting.

If you hold it up to a light, that's the easiest way to tell. Oh yeah. I don this from the side. Yeah, from the side. It's really I'm looking if you hold it up to a light. That's the easiest way to tell. Oh, yeah, I don't see a shimmer. I don't if you didn't hold up to a light. It's easier to tell what's you hold it up. Where are you looking? Are you looking up to the top? No, this looks straight through. Straight through it. It's like that. Well now I see his finger brains. Yeah, I know. All of our grubby hands have been all over them. I can see it from here Chad. Yeah, it's so obvious. Why don't you just check them both. I'm right.

I mean this was my master plan to make me a vodka soda. So no one's saying that I'm wrong so I'm gonna assume that I'm right. It's like that thing, I think it was a Steve Mold did a video where you you can actually, is that strong? Dude, just try. I guess that was the vodka.

100% c because it's right. Maybe that's why it was so obvious. Probably, what did you make that? It's like 90% vodka. Oh, it's soda, like hitting my- It's probably mostly vodka and they probably just put a little spritz of soda in there. Right, am I right?

You can apparently hear. How much vodka do you put in there? A lot. A lot. A lot. Humans can hear the difference between hot and cold water. I think that's so interesting. What do you know that?

Here? You can hear the difference. Like, if there's a- Okay, real quick, go get two less. Is it because, like, what you mean when it's coming out of the faucet or when you put your ear up to the glass? Pouring it into a cup. Like let's say you had two pitchers, one with really hot water and one with cold water.

Yeah. And you poured them both into a glass. Is it because the hot one kind of sounds like foamy? It's just like you you stole the memories of both sounds. You just can't like pull them out of the air right now. But if you heard them both you'd be like, Oh, of course. That's the hot one. I'm going to try that one.

I can come home. That's really interesting. Kitchen pressure. Kitchen pressure. So it's like boiling water or just hot water. Thanks. I think that's pretty hot. It's a terrible. It's even better, the hotter it is.

I think so. Well, let's get a kettle and then wait 20 minutes. You know, leave me so hot. Well, what's the hottest you can get? Well, 212 or 100? Well, you can have like super heat. We're at fucking sea level here right now without any special equipment.

No, I mean like 212. Like what without impurities doesn't boil? Where are we? Right here with what we have. We have the belly. We have the belly. It's filtered. What's happening?

I doubt that's all impurities removed. But we, hold on, if boiling it gets rid of impurities removed. But we hold on. If boiling it gets rid of impurities, wouldn't it all eventually have to recapture the steam and condense it? This is going to be a really complicated push-off for broadcast. They'll figure it out. I have faith in them. Are you looking up?

We'll see after kitchen push-off. Okay. Anyway, put on blindfolds. Kitchen in the world to shoot in though. Yeah, it is. Dark is knobs out there. Or knob's dark. It depends what you're from.

I did something really dumb in the kitchen right before this podcast. Oh yeah, he did. Gavin filmed it. So I don't know. What'd you do? I tried to send it, but our internet is dog-ass. You might have to just like air drop it to someone

but Cool, you want it? So to me. Yeah, sure Should I wait till you get it or should I just start explaining it? I mean, it's pretty simple. So Gavin does this thing to me. Uh-huh Well, he likes to mess with me, but he he loves to do this thing where if I'm getting a coffee or a water with an automatic dispenser, he likes to try to move my cup before it starts pouring so that I have to scramble to get the cup back and put it back before it starts filling everywhere. And I was rounding the corner and I hear the coffee maker like doing something and I see Gavin there and I'm like, I'm gonna go hit his cup away. And so I round the corner and I just whack it.

Only it had just finished. Oh my God. I thought it was just starting to like heat up and ground the coffee or do it ever. So I just came in and whacked an entire full cup of his latte or whatever he had just poured all over the kitchen. Yeah, all of it like from your perspective, at the very beginning.

So I run and end and she I thought was gonna stop short because clearly it's full and steaming. That followed right the way through, quacked it all the way across the counter, all onto the floor, a full cup. And then Barbara stood there laughing and crying for about 90 seconds. This is a huge file. It was one minute of recording.

Yeah. But full K60. It stopped you? No, it stopped for a bit when I was going. It's also obviously he didn't film me doing it because he started recording after the fact. But yeah, got the aftermath. It's always scary.

I felt freedom. That's like when you're doing like pull a prank and it works like way too well that then you're like goes very quickly Pass the point of like ha ha funny to like oh god this I need to clean this thing needs to stop now Yeah, we I won't explain that he took his very nerdy and has to do with World of Warcraft But we tricked Somebody that we were gonna give a piece of loot to somebody that wouldn't make sense

Get an item. Okay. A weapon, right? Well, God, I'm don't worry about it. So we tricked him and we tricked him really well and he started going the fuck off. And like it was just like, you guys are fucking idiots. I can't believe you did this. Like he is not going with the print like we was all on him. We told him that we were gonna just like he was like, I trust you guys decide who's

gonna get this and we came back. We picked intentionally. We told him that we were gonna just, he was like, I trust you guys decide who's gonna get this. And we came back, we picked intentionally, we told him the worst way that we could possibly do this. And he was getting so mad. And I just had this moment where I was like, oh no. Like, I had about, there was about 10 seconds of mirth. And now it's like, he's about to say some shit that everyone regrets. And then like, like, we stopped it down before.

Up there. So I think I have the video here. Dennis, I put it in the place you told me to, but I don't know if it's gonna work. I'm gonna try. Okay. Jesus Christ. So there's no video, right? Oh, there's no video.

Okay, I don't see anything. I don't see anything. But what you did here was me dying of laughter. It's the one there. I fucking didn't work. You can't just You lost it. It was like... You can't just add play it.

That's what I'm trying to do. It's not doing video. It's just doing the audio. Oh, weird. That's why it's playing out of the camera. Because I air played it to there. Oh. Is it playing it?

It's just playing off the prompter. At this point, you better just play and you'll laptop screen at the camera Yeah, that might make that show it zoom in on the screen It was dumb and I felt dumb But also really life you just owned it. You just said that's right Merry Christmas happy here. Oh There we go

Now we don't have any of the Can't have everything I was like to get my camera turned on and I heard he was sticky. Oh! That's good. You guys know? I thought it was... I thought it was your new work. You were gonna see.

No, I just just tapped it. You lost it. Oh my god. Look at the tree. Wait, it's also... Oh, this is a lot of work. Yeah, it was a lot of work. What do you think it was?

The two paper towels there, but it's gonna take a lot more. I was gonna... That's it, that's pretty much it. It looks like the video's comped onto my screen. It does. Did you film that wide angle too? No. Oh.

And do you have one of the triple lens siphon filter iPhones that when someone wants to take a picture, you just have no idea where to look. Yeah, which is you look into. I have no idea. Look in the middle between all three. I would just pick one. Which one do you choose? Probably the middle one. Yeah. I feel like closest airplane never works. Probably. It works. It works in my house. It's for me it works like for a month and then it will break and I'll just stick it, I'll just go, I'm not gonna work.

I'll just leave it broken for six months. Almost everyone here has iPhones and I have an Android and one of the few times that I get to be like, aha, is whenever we film stuff or like, I see life or whatever and then they just start complaining about like, oh, I made the video too long. I cannot get it on my computer because AirDrop is just refusing to do it.

And I'm just like, I just plugged my name with USB-3 and transferred it in like a minute. You can do that with an iPhone too. You can plug in an iPhone. Did you think of it through iTunes? No, you just used it in the capture and pull it off that way. Sometimes it doesn't work though.

Sometimes for some reason, if I have a 4K video file that I recorded, that's like over 10 minutes, it just won't come off my phone. Android. Android. Yeah. I've never heard that problem. I feel like Android is beneficial in a lot of ways.

Like all of my TVs have run on Android. Yep, really. And it makes it really annoying to do anything for a phone like native to the TV. Like it's helpful to have an Apple TV when that works, but I've never been able to cast shit straight to my. Oh, see, it's great, because then my nose and it's on the network

and I have a pixel and it's also like... Some TVs also have Airplay built in now, and if you've seen that. Yeah. Where it's like, I can Airplay directly to the TV. Some have a little thing that comes up in YouTube where it's like, because that's Google, that one. You cast it.

That also sometimes doesn't work. I can just be like, look at it pictures or anything. It's just like, hey, there's a TV here, if you want to just send it to that also sometimes doesn't work. I can just be like looking at pictures or anything It's just like hey, there's a TV like here if you want to just send it to that and make sure I just have a there It is and like we're showing up photos of the family. I give it cost it porn to one of your TVs. Oh, no, I have children I mean, yeah Sometimes your parents come and instead of going see rise to the sky walker you can make your sky walker rice All right, thank you and good night. I don't think I've ever watched porn on a TV. What's the biggest you've ever watched porn?

The biggest screen. OOo. At ACON. They do a thing called hands-ai Fest that I used to. It got banned because of my friend. Anyway, try to put it right for another time. So, they were basically, it was a lot of fun because it sounds terrible, but they would just blast basically Hentai on this gigantic projection screen.

Like, was it Hentai where the peens and venes were blurred? Or not? No, I mean, it's a little bit of both, but usually, and so it sounds just really creepy and weird, but listen, if you're at a convention with friends and you get a little bit of drunk, like you go there. Watch some cartoons fucking together with your friends.

It's fun. They would intentionally find the weirdest shit, right? And so make it for us, they're just like, we're just drunk and laughing together, right? Question about this. Yes. This is specifically for people who watch porn or hentai with their friends.

Do you guys get boners together or is it just, you're just watching it and people aren't getting turned on? Because I've heard of people who actually watch porn with their friends. And I'm like, people who actually watch porn with their friends. And I'm like, don't you watch porn so that you get aroused and then eventually masturbate? Like, isn't that usually the end result? Well, I think it has to do with the mentality going in, right?

Because I feel like the bone that comes with the environment and the situation. Like, if I was just walking down the street and someone's ever projected hardcore porn onto the side of a cathedral. I wouldn't be like a cathedral. I don't know. If you're hanging out with your brubs, all right?

And they're like, I probably wouldn't get a law board. But I guess it's always weird to me that people are just like, you know, you want to turn on some porn? Just like watch it. Well, so I've never done that. Okay. It's like, you know, we get together.

It was more like we're out of the convention, they do this thing, it's funny, like cause there's nothing else to do cause it starts at midnight. So like we get drunk and we go and just like hang out and laugh, right? Like at one point there's just like a big dialogue scene and everyone, and there's like, like,

to probably 2,000 people in this room. And they just start chanting, let's talk more cock. It's my life motto. Yeah, right. Anyway, it's wild and crazy. But yeah, no, I've never been sitting there and been like, yeah, but life motto. Yeah, right. Uh, anyway, it's wild and crazy. But yeah, no, I've never been sitting there and been like, yeah, but then I, we did have, we did talk about that because we're just like, you think like some people come here,

like non-ironically and are just like, guys shut the fuck up. I want to watch this. Like, so we're just a care business. Yeah, this is good. Will you soft the whole time then? What was it? We soft. Yeah, yeah.

Okay. We, uh, we would do this thing years ago, where we would sometimes after events, like we were all hanging out, like let's say we were to a convention somewhere and like a bunch of people were working. We'd sometimes go to like someone's room, and then, and then buy porn on their hotel TV.

And just loaded up with- For like 24.99. I've loaded up a bunch of porn charges on their bill. They don't find out till they're checking out. Oh God, you're that person. Fuck that. Didn't we watch porn while we were doing this? You watch it.

You wasn't gonna buy it, you guys put it on and we're just, ooh. So what you put on, do you just watch it? Soft the whole time. It's't just by it, you guys went it on and we're just, so when you put it on, do you just watch it? Soft the whole time. It was just like in the background. There's another part to the story that I don't want to get. Oh, now you have to. It was like, I don't remember who started this.

I might have been, I think, have ever heard your voice this time, I guess. It was the only thing that just happened. At the end of a day, after the event was done, we'd all go to someone's room and we'd have to count the cash that we'd taken in, like do all the book keeping for the end of a day after the event was done. We'd all go to someone's room and we'd have to count the cash that we'd take it in, like do all the bookkeeping for the end of the day. And then normally it was Jeff,

we were just like, turn on the TV and put porn on while we're sitting there, like tell him my money and put your bookkeeping. And it's like, it makes the time pass faster. And I think that's the time you're thinking about. I think it was in. That San Diego maybe? Probably. And I remember that you would tell me how to about. I think it was a... Sandiego maybe?

Probably. And I remember that you would tell me how to like, arrange all the money because you have to like... You'd have it in front of you. Correct. And if it will be the same way, otherwise the bank gets so fussy about it. Yeah.

This was like making it short, lined up. And you were just like, right, and you're just, okay. Now, I don't remember the name of it. So you guys are just there counting money and there's someone like, in the background. All right guys, it's time for cash and ass. Yeah, so I was like, and it was one of my first times in America and I was like, is this

what they do? Well, I'm from like a small farm town in English. I'm in with all these dollars. I know I'm fucking play Mr. Innocent over here. You're just counting loads of money. No, I was just playing the back. I just didn't want on. British child.

Who's sniffing come in the background too? Oh. What's it? It's called back to really. It's two in lines. Or come back. Oh, man. Good times.

Embrue, specifically, we get that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. We did that too. I remember the name of it. What was it? Because it was the spin button. So I remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but every place... Take that out, Grimla for the day. We've defeated you! But just Slats. You're gonna go home and lick that up?

No, I'm gonna lick this down. It's for all time, sorry. Sure, it was like some shitty standard definition porn. So, Gavin, were you soft the whole time? That was very soft. Yeah, Gus was right there. It's up to you. Broke County money. That was very soft because I was you know, Gus was right there Brose counting money That was where I found that $2 bill I think I don't remember that was it there's the same convention where someone gave me a

Two to pay for something. I was like I don't is this real But it was real yeah, I'm just old. I don't know why like I don't know why people, I don't know why you don't see those encirculation more. It's not that they're old, they still print them. They still print, too? Yeah. Oh, I thought they just stopped. You can ask them at the bank. Yeah, just, they're never really encirculation.

Like they're rare enough to wear. I think most people don't see them. I can't remember the last time I saw one. I think that was one and only time I've seen a $2 bill. There's probably been years since I've seen one. Might have been that time. Go convert all the money in your wallet right now to $2 bills at the bank.

I don't think I have any money in my wallet. Do you think the states will ever get rid of the penny? I don't know, I hope so. Canada has. Most, a lot of countries have. Yeah. I don't know about most. So does everything like ended a five instead of a nine?

Yeah, or they, if something is still like an all price, they round up or down, depending. It's nice. Nice not to have pennies anymore. What was that a shilling in the UK? What was it? The smallest coin? You wasn't small, I think. You said, no, I was like, is that penny? Boy, she'll explain now. Now? Yeah, we've got pennies. Why do you have pennies? Probably get rid of it soon, I don't know.

Part of Brexit, you lose the penny, Europe gets it. Europe takes up pennies. That's the way it's kind of working right now. Yeah, a lot of pennies. Sad. So can you spare a shilling for a young lad? I saw just been across the pond and they showed me porn. Can't stop the things in the lives. It's in real life. I saw just been of course the pond and they shaved me porn

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If this is fucked up, pass that. No, it's a different kind of fucked up. Oh, okay. It's like something that I'd never considered. I guess Apple is launching this investigation into their factories and their supply chain. In, I wanna say it was in Taiwan, because apparently they found a ring,

like a criminal organization that was taking rejected iPhone parts and then building iPhones out of the rejected parts and selling them on the black market. It's not a bit in Portal 2. Well, you swapped the good one for the bad one. It just starts getting a bunch of shit in between us. Exactly. But I guess they were making thousands of iPhones from bad parts

and then selling them to people as... But were they... Sorry, were they just not working or were they actually working? It's like parts that don't meet... Like, they probably work, but they don't meet specification. Like the color might go down on screen. Well like the battery might explode at any moment.

Okay. Of course like the circuit board has faulty connectors. Like it's probably gonna fail. Yeah, like a chip runs one degree too hot or something. Like there's a reason they weren't used. And that's why you just don't buy shit on the black market.

But you might not know right? It might, it might, it might, This has been Chad's PSA. Like don't buy shit. I don't think good shit comes from there. Guy who blew up mailbox says don't buy shit on the fly. Hey, it was young and dumb. Apparently the people who were running this scam made $43 million over three years. Wow. And I would like to clarify that I did not say that I did that. One cop is watching this,

because they're like, I knew it. Yeah, right. Warped is out for your arrest right now. There was a story on it. You guys actually almost burned something down. Oxygenally almost burned. I mean, you don't fuck with fire.

I almost burned myself, but I've never had it spread to it. Was this the one guys video? No, this is way before that. What happened? She just let myself for fun. Wait, God. Just like the hairspray on the hand thing that people would do?

No, like you dunk the jeans in petrol. No. Okay. Fuck off. Why'd you do that? I had these like really big jeans that we would do. Like jinkers? Yeah, so you could just like jump out of them.

You could like run like a like maybe five sessions. So you actually dunk them in petrol? You just sit a little bit, splash. I'm not recommending doing this now. I can like run like a, like maybe five steps. So you actually dump them in touch all. Need us a little bit of a splash. I'm not recommending doing this now. I can't believe I wasn't hurt. Matt, you should be like, sorry. I'm sorry. Don't do this.

Yeah, do not do this now. Was this before or after you lost one of your balls? Oh, this is probably when I was like 15. Is that before? Oh, that's before. Okay. And it lose a ball. I lost a ball. No. You had something happen in. Okay. I didn't lose a ball.

I didn't lose a ball. No, you had something happen to your ball. That's almost lost a ball. Does it? Did he get torsion? Yeah. Oh, dude, I've heard that sucks. Yeah.

Real bad. Don't do that. That was worse than lighting my lights on fire. Do you think that would suck more or less than burning a ball? Like if you burnt yourself and one of your balls got burning. What is this? This is Dan throwing a Molotov cocktail

at the side of his grandparents house. Oh god. It may break though. You can do that there. This long as you. Oh my god. It's really exciting. It's really exciting.

That is an adult male. Yep. Yeah, I guess that's the most dangerous thing we did with fire. Really? Yeah, but I don't think of that as like, oh, because nothing, it was all on like brick and tile. And you have the grass was soaking wet. I saw an uncle of mine once almost blow himself up by accident.

We had like a fire in the backyard. I don't remember what, but I think we just have a fire and it was kind of dying. So he wanted to kind of bring it back to life. So he sprayed like lighter fluid on it. God. And the fire went right back up, the trail of lighter fluid to the canister

and it like exploded in his hand. Luckily there wasn't that much in it, but still like the fumes and everything. It was a- So it went like in the nozzle hole?'t that much in it, but still like the fumes and everything. It was a- I went like in the nozzle hole. Yeah. I think it might have been like 20- 20 and it stopped.

Like I think there was a mist there. And I think it's like, maybe that's just what ignited up there. Cause it's very flammable. Don't do that. Yeah. I just to just remember Dan was once operating like a 50 foot flame throw. Oh yeah.

What the fuck? You have to say that when he was a fire. So it was good. Yeah, it wasn't like the- It was like a little foot flame throw. Oh, yeah. What the fuck? You have to look at what he was up with fire. So it was good. Yeah, but it wasn't like that. It was like a little propane. It was like this one could like shoot napalm and let's stuff. Oh shit. I have a pair of pants that I bought recently

and on the like washing label thing. You're in. The care instructions. It says flammable keep away from fire, like in big red letters. Is it polyester? I don't know. I just thought it was... What is it?

I don't know what kind of... It's parapants. And they're like a little stiffer than my other pants. I'd be like not alone or polyester or something. Yeah, but I just like, I've never seen that before on a parapagot. Well, I was like, obviously I'm gonna keep by clothing away from fire. They melt and turn to plastic. Right.

If you're ever like, when you're flying, you should make sure that you're, if you're really paranoid about crashes, you should make sure you're out of your clothes when you're flying or cotton, so that if you do have to escape through a fire, your clothes don't melt and stick here. So I should never wear these pants on, I'm not sure. Never wear these pants on a plane.

If you're ever starting to use your no-one, don't you do that, though? Yeah. I do wear all cotton. You intentionally make sure that you do that. Do you guys have like an outfit for flying? Like go to? Oh, just like comfortable. Yeah. I've got go to underwear for flying. Do you guys have like an outfit for flying? Like go to? Oh, just like comfortable.

Yeah. I've got go to underwear for flying. Do you really? Yeah, really? He is dense. Holy shit! That's a lot better than the... That's awesome.

The Elon one. That's insane. That's a real flame thrower. Yeah, my God, that's huge. Oh my God! Let's get this. I would not want to... Why did that up?

Damn. Yeah, dude. And then someone broke into my shed and stole it Fun, yeah, there's just that that shit's on the black market now Thankfully, it's not like a illegal firearm or makes fire or a fake iPhone or a fake It's not $43 million about the fake iPhones. We've gone back in time It's not $43 million about the fake iPhones. We've gone back in time. $2.19. Where did you get that?

What happened in the year 219? You can just buy a flamethrower? Yeah. It's like a fattacling weeds and stuff. Kind of guess there's more. Oh shit. No. It's like a modified weed sprayer.

No. Yeah. I can't be true. With obviously like a tank of diesel on the back. Well, you see one of those in a fucking Avengers movie. That's a weapon. Yeah. It looks like the one in what's part time in Hollywood.

It's legal every and every steak except California. Which is a good one's part in time in Hollywood. The fact that you know that, I have to check the locality of this thing. When we were filming it, that's wild. That's just here, We can just go do that You have to get another one, but yeah Just watch my old videos now. What is Dan wearing when he's what is that?

They didn't quite have a protection suit. They're like here's a that's like a flavor taudant suit with his lab coat That's what it is. He's got it to feet. Does he got anyone yet or is it still that one? That's his lab coat. Wait, it still works. It's been through a lot. It's still fun. It's like that scene in the Simpsons were that pig that they're roasting us like goes flying

and they're like, it's just an airborne. It's still good. It's still good. The BYO BBBQ. Yeah. That's the one. God. It's so good. Yeah, the BYO BBQ. Yeah, that's the one. God, I should remember you were doing the YouTube slow mo guys thing.

And then I just like, how'd that go? Like filming? I was great, but Dan broke his line. Yeah, he got to skate with Tony Hawk and he tried to drop in. I was like, what? And then Gavin laughing pull down the phone. and it's just like, you're watching. It shows me. I'm just eating shit because he's just like, I used to skate. I can drop in on like a 16 foot vert. Yeah, I've never been more impressed with Dan because he, he did that fully in, like, in full note, full knowing. He dropped in with a full knowledge that he was gonna break a bone. And he was like, yeah, I'm probably gonna break something. And I was like, I couldn't do that.

Like if I knew I was gonna break something, I'd, I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Because I mean, as a human, your instincts are to not hurt yourself. Yeah, and he was just like, it took him a few minutes to actually do it. And then he just committed full commitment. And he broke his arm right away. Yeah, he broke, I think this part, whereas Thumb meets his wrist.

Yeah. Oh, like, that's the out part, whereas Thumb meets his wrist. Yeah. Oh, like that's the out-sheep part. The out-sheep, yeah. I almost cut off one of my fingers last night by accident. Let's say I almost broke my finger this last week and go. You need a fucking bubble suit or a hat. I was cutting Brussels sprouts and I was cutting them in half.

And one of them, as I was cutting it, like it rolled. So like the knife went to the side, and it was like right, aimed, like the, like the base of the knife was aimed right at this bottom knuckle on my finger. Oh my God. But the knife recought the sprout at the last second and chopped the sprout instead.

And I was like, I put, like I put down the knife and the brussel sprouts. I was like, oh, I just think like a deep breath. I was like, that almost was really bad. Dude, being vegan almost cost you a finger. No. The brussel crust was really good, by the way. It was a good, but-

How much knives do you need to make a burger, huh? None. None. Not unless you want some tomato and onion on that. Well, who likes vegetables? Just rip it. I do. So here's the thing.

It's very different. Like Christmas day is very different, like Christmas day is very different when you have children. Christmas morning is extra enhanced and wonderful because like you get to see the light in your child's eyes and the open up their gifts from Santa and everyone's happy. And then what happens is, then you have to build all that shit for the rest of the day.

Oh, yeah. So like, my Christmas morning is spent like getting progressively more angry as I build the things that have been delivered to the children. Hey, daughter, I got you this like Kia cabinet. Merry Christmas. So once it was a dollhouse and I thought that was the worst. I mean, this thing was in the most minuscule amount of pieces possible and I remember big

in Kira's room trying to build this damn dollhouse and hearing like my family be like, who wears a chair? And we be like, I'm still building a damn doll house. It's been three hours. Anyway. Merry Christmas. So this year, we're here wanted,

like she kept all year, it was sad. Santa can't deliver it, gifted already built. No, because that's more expensive. So, so she wanted a play escape, an outdoor play escape,

because her friend has, and she really wants that. It's like a swing set. It's like a little, yeah, like a little fort with a slide and a swing set. And so we found a really good deal on it, and we got it early, and we stashed it, which is hard to do. And so they saw it in the morning,

they got so excited, and it was like, she's like, damn, we built it, go build it. I'm like, yeah, I got this. I go out there, and it's like, you need to download the digital 3D instructions. And I was like, what got this. I go out there and it's like, you need to download the digital 3D instructions. And I was like, what? Okay, download that and it just immediately pops up. I was like, this is your thing.

I'm like, yes. And it's like estimated build time eight hours. And I was like, what? What the fuck? For one person or four two people. Oh my God. And it was just me for the beginning. So all of Christmas day, I'm out here trying to build some shit.

Oh, I forgot the fun part. We drag it outside because it weighs a million pounds. And then I'm like, I gotta open this thing. I'm gonna grab a butter knife. The whole family comes out to watch me open it. Because they're all excited, right? My son just decided that when we were all coming out, that he'd fuck with the door and known would see. So he click the lock and so we're outside and the door shut and then I got my butter knife and I open up this thing

And I'm like, oh my god, there's so many pieces. This is insane. All right, let me go get my tools Why is the door locked? And he was like what and it's like the door locked. He's just like I don't know my keys Do you have your keys? I'm like no, I'm fucking pajamas. It's Christmas morning. I don't know my keys. Oh my God. So I'm just sitting here and the dog's looking at me from the other side of the window. I'm in the dog. I'm like, no. And so I'm just like, how are we going to get in this house? And I was like, maybe I left my car on lock. So I run around. My car was not on lock. So I couldn't open the garage door. And I'm like,

there's no way into this house on Christmas morning and the entire family is stranded in the backyard They're pajamas luckily I had my phone so I was like I mean, I guess I'll call it locksmith So I called a locksmith and they were like all there's like a Google services and they'll put you in touch with whoever's available Christmas morning to help people out and so I call them they're like okay He's gonna call you back in a few minutes. I'm like, all right, so I'm sitting outside and I'm just like, this is so fucking, and April's like starting to be like, we need to get inside the house, like with the kids,

and like she's getting like really stressed out. And that's like, you just like, break the window. I'm like, I'm not gonna break the window, this is like $300 to rip. That's a way bigger problem. Right now, we're just a little cold, and if we need to, we can go to the neighbor's house.

Like, we're gonna deal with it, and like, she doesn't like feeling like trapped in that stuff, so like she's starting to really get her inside. Yeah, yeah the neighbor's house. Like, we're gonna deal with it. And like, she doesn't like feeling like trapped. And that stuff, she's starting to really get her anxiety going, yeah, yeah. So we're like, we got the whole world to explore. And so now I'm just like, okay, how many get in this house? We could wait for this thing, she's like taking too long, he's not calling back, like get us in the house.

And so I'm like, googling how to break into your own house. And like, well, you can, the cheapest way instead of breaking windows, you can like pull the beating out, but it's still like really expensive to get that replaced. And I just looked down and I'm like, well, you can, the cheapest way instead of breaking windows, you can like, pull the beating out, but it's still like, really expensive to get that replaced. And I just looked down and I'm like, I got this butter knife. And so I go to the back door and I was like, what's the worst that can happen?

And so I'm like, getting in there and I'm like, I like, holding up my flashlight light, I'm like, trying to find the thing. And I'm like, okay, no, that's not in the right spot. Yeah, I'm trying to find the latch because there's weather stripping something. Like, maybe there's enough of a gap that I get. And so I finally. That's not in the right spot. Yeah, I'm trying to find the latch because there's weather stripping something. Like, maybe there's enough of a gap that I get, and so I finally, I get it in the right spot,

and then I just mash it in there, and then the door pops open. And I was just like, it's a Christmas mirror. Holy shit. You've done it. It's a good thing you brought a butter knife. I know. I'm gonna make fun of you for bringing the butter knife.

I know. All I had, I felt like my diver. I was like, I fucking did it. And when that locksmith called me, I just wanna confirm the address. I was like, I fucking did it. And when that locksmith called me, I just want to confirm the address. I'm like, I don't need it. I busted it in my house with a butter knife. Oh, and now you need a new lock, though. Yeah, I was going to say.

You should be able to get into your house with a button. Somebody just comes over with a butter knife. So there's the devil up top, which he got. But this is the fourth time that this has happened. And only once was my son. The others were my dog. Who knows that open doors? Because he's a demon.

So you need to replace that door knob so that it doesn't have as easy as you want. that this has happened. And only once was my son. The others were my dog, who knows that open doors? Because he's a demon. So you need to replace that doorknob so that it doesn't have as easy to lock. It's already, April literally goes, what we get into the house, and she goes, take that doorknob off and go switch it with the guestroom one

so there can be a lock on that and we never have to worry about this again. So the first thing I did was I took the lock off and went upstairs and swap it. And then I spent the rest of the day building that mother fucking play house. Didn't even get halfway done. And at one point, they have these stupid, like, nuts that ones are receiver and ones the male end and you have to like meet them in the middle.

And they're like made out of like fucking titanium, but the threads were drilled really shitty. So they don't go together and they can start stripping. And I'm like, all right, well, I'm just going to get a bit on my drill. And I'm just going to fucking drill on my drill and I'm just gonna fucking drill this strip one through and we'll make it work. So I've got a little wrench on the other side. I'm like, all right, here we go. And I hit it super hard and it put so much torque

that it spun the wrench around which whipped the fuck out of my fingers. So I've got a- I had chapped the dead. I had the dead. You should have lied to me the whole whole time. I know. So I got a blood blister here.

It ripped off like the top of that. And then at one point I smashed my fucking thumb got a blood blister here. It ripped off the top of that. And then at one point I smashed my fucking thumb with a goddamn mallet. And so like, and here, where are we at? No, we're focusing. There's my little blood blister on that one. There's my fucking smash thumb, which I was really glad I didn't lose a nail.

And so I spent all that day doing it. I was getting like, so pissed, the point that I was like, I wanted to make one of those little like social media shorts, but I was already like too mad that I didn't have it. But I I was getting like, so pissed, the point that I was like, I wanted to make one of those little like social media shorts, but I was already like too mad that I didn't have it. But I wanted to be like, how like a father spends like, Christmas morning, and I'm sure this not,

just trying to really to father, but you know whatever. Oh yeah, no, it starts as like happy, fun family, like it was like, oh, Christmas is great. And then like, oh, look, dad, we got this thing. Oh yeah, cool. The mean out there, I'm like, okay, how am I gonna do this? Where's screw QR 429? It doesn't this work pouring whiskey and then just like oh fuck like I cut myself that's

Merry Christmas it's a James I spent all that day and then all the next day. I called my neighbor and I was like Josh just come like please come Help me like we got to get this done. He came over It's like both of us the whole rest of the second day to get that shit done It was fully erected and had to and you're gonna love that and the kids got 30 minutes of time to play on it before it was dark And that's the last 11 play on it again Imagine they're like okay, that was fun. They did it bug you'd be like you owe me 16 hours of play But you're like I'm gonna watch you with a stop. Oh Oh, you know what's bullshit? You know who brought that? Santa.

So we don't even get the credit. I can't wait until we get past that phase so that we get to be like, by the way, everything Santa ever did for you was us. That's right. There was a really sweet moment. Tell him no. So I was at Trevor's family for Christmas up north and we spent Christmas

E with his mom, side of the family and Christmas day with his dad's side and on his dad's side he has a cousin who had a kid and I think he's like two and a half, maybe two, two and a half and he got his first present and he opened it and it was like some coloring thing. He's like, oh thanks and his little kid boys. And then they're like, here's another one for you. He goes, but I already got a present. And I was like, oh my god, this is a cute shit. Full of pretty child. But then he kept getting them.

And then he was like, where's the next one? Oh, I see how this works more. It was adorable. My sister once tried to play a joke on her kids. And she gave them a potato for Christmas. and they were so fucking excited about that potato Yeah, they're like yeah, we're gonna eat this Yeah, I didn't work I was like oh the girl getting mustard for Christmas She was so excited because she loves mustard and they got her like three full-size things of mustard and she like did like a happy dance

See the one on red it the girl who got a rim of paper? And she kept stealing paper from the printer so they just bought her a rim of paper. We did that for her. She asked because she draws on it all the time and she literally asked Santa for more paper. So the point that I was like, well I was gonna get it for,

she's like no, this has to come from Santa because she keeps talking about Santa's gonna bring her paper. You got a staple from like five bucks. Yeah, no, it was like H.P. printer paper. How many sheets is a Reem? 500? Reem is 500? It's crazy.

So here's the thing, and I'm curious to see if there are any other parents out there. Have you ever considered the ultimate power play of actually giving your kids coal for Christmas so that maybe they'll be better the next year? Because I've had a couple of times where that's creeped into my mind. This was a very tumultuous year for Kira.

Like she's really been testing boundaries and like she's just at that age. I'll watch her kidding or so. And I just had this moment where I was just like, man, I never do it. But what if you did? What if it was just like, you just got cold.

I guess you weren't good enough this year. Maybe next time you'll listen to your parents. I did that to my younger sister once. Did you hear that? I woke up before her and put charcoal brickets in her stocky, like I took all of her stuff out. I put charcoal brickets in there. You're the fucking word.

So that when we came out and be like, oh look what I got, what you get? Cold. Oh my God! Guys. Did she cry? Yes! Yes! I was like, yeah, happy you were!

It was not a good big brother. Exactly! By my new, you have a story about that. Oh, yeah, Brandon. Told the story on the podcast before, but we had a secret. No, it's all good. We had Secret Santa one year. And everyone was getting really thoughtful,

sweet gifts from everybody. And then Brandon came to the office and he's like, may a Christmas bar. And I was like, oh, you're my secret Santa. And he's like, yeah, and he gives me a gift bag. And I open it and it's cold. And he's like, like, oh, I think you made that joke last time too.

And I was like, damn. I was like, that's really funny. He's like, yeah, it's real. And I'm like, okay. I was like, that's really funny. He's like, yeah, it's real. And I'm like, okay, where's my actual gift? And he goes, I actually spend a lot of money on that. That's like, but it's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's real. It'd be harder to get fake call. Up until today.

Thanks. Let me use it for my stove. Like, what? We're running out there, so over time it will become. I should have kept it. I should have kept it. I should have kept it. I should have kept it. I over time it will become I should have cost $73 a ton Where she would you do? You throw the trash yeah I the second he left my office I want fuck you and I

Don't use the cool I don't hate the hot the environment Fuck you Brandon let me putters the environment for you. You know I tripped over a route today So I'm just gonna burn this goal. I think I saw By the way, we got through it. I saw a web comic this year though something like Santa fucked up Like giving all the bad kids coal because they just caused climate change and melted the North Full circle I Learned something. Well, I think probably the most mind-blowing

Revelation of this decade happened right at the end painstaking I didn't realize where the break in the word was I Thought it was painstaking Painstaking. Yeah, I never knew that. I thought it was one word But I would like to look like my mind just now Painstaking or pain I've always said it is like painstaking. I thought it was that too painstaking Taking pains taking

And I was like shit. I did the same thing. I took it took me over 30 years to realize that I was just I was today years old when I learned did Did anyone else think it was painstaking? Well, apparently, I'm, painstaking. Painstaking. That she thought the same was you. Why does everyone think it's that? What is that even? You're all dumb.

Because we're uneducated. Yeah, I really just did not. Apparently. I mean, you put, the stakes are on the pain. Like, even when you step right. I think it's, like, people say it pain stakingly. Yeah. So you think it's pain stakingly.

Yeah. I can see that. Uh, I feel sick. I feel real dumb. But I also like thinking about it, I don't know what pain staking would mean. Staking would mean. It's like, it hurts as much as when you get staked.

Like Dracula. Is it pet smart or pet smart? It's both. That's the fun. You're snorted. You just figure out why they named it that? Just that in that moment? No. It's both. So we're almost at time to wrap here, but do have something

sad, be to say, it's the last episode of the podcast ever for the Gus calendar. Oh, no. It's retiring. No more Gus and I are more. have some like sad music that we could play while we slowly zoom in on it. We're called to do a 2021 now. What's the way to lay for that? Well, we'll do January. We'll do a February to December one. I'm going to Gavin's iPhone. Oh, here we go. Did they get sad music music This one sounds creepy

This is a more scary part of playing in memory RIP Gus Calendar January 2019 to December 2019 You'll always be in our hearts Goodbye Are we out? I can't believe you're doing it I can't believe it

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He said, make 2020 the year that you finally start using a password manager and backup all your files in two locations. That is the most good. That's good. That's the good. I'm already on the, I do that already. My resolution, I'm gonna pay for WinRaw. I paid for WinRaw. I'm gonna do no, I'm finally gonna do it. Dude, I'm gonna pay for Winra. I paid for Winra. I'm gonna do it.

I'm finally gonna do it. Dude, I'm still evaluating. Yeah, even if it's the 40-day trial. The last 4,000 days. Yeah, exactly. Oh man, my new year's resolution. I don't know, not Snortcom. That's a good one. It's a good one. Barbara? Snarkcom. Snarkcom. Did Jewish people celebrate near you? Yeah, but it's a week earlier. Her name is Regillusion. Yes. Educate.

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