Rooster Teeth Podcast - Is Burnie Officially Old Now? - #506

Episode Date: August 21, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Jordan Cwierz, and Burnie Burns as they discuss dabbing, pranks, speed sleeping, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I remember it kind of shut. No, no, no. How good is that helmet? I'm gonna hit it. The side that great. Yeah, it's fucking loud as shit. Yeah. So the hurt my hand. This helmet, this old oiler's helmet, it took the baits. It's squeezing like it's pressing your brain. You're like, it makes like you'll fighting against the helmet. It makes your head look really tight.

That helmet was really tight. It's pretty tight. I think it's a youth helmet, which should not be worn by me or Gus. But it's back when you get a, when I go to take it off, it's gonna be impressively hard. Can you put it on backwards?

No, I don't know, sure. Why not? I mean, it's the head. Be funny. If only we were filming right now and we could try it. We could do a light saber and you can like try to deflect your own shots. I can't turn it around either.

But it's weird how things like float around the studio for years and years and then just end up places. Like I hadn't seen or heard me, like thought about this thing in probably like four years, and then it just showed up on the sports ball set. The new sports ball set. So it wasn't with the, I guess the prop department just put it there because,

maybe, because it was sports related. So they were like, all right, well, so this thing out there. I bet there's people working in props who have no idea what that is. Whoa. Yeah, probably. Yeah, they're probably not oilers fans.

They're only the type of immersion who don't know. I don't know. When did the itch on my head right here? Like you go in the scratch and I keep going like this. When did the oilers leave like 20 years ago now? 95 95 95 95 95. Is that a good for 23 years to go damn so long time ago. It's about 20 years ago.

Pretty good, pretty good. Oh man, I feel like it's been a long time since I've seen you, but you only missed last week, right? Going to me? Yeah. Yeah. You're only gone last week. May as a helmet, a little different. How was your trip? Where'd you go? It was good.

What do you, Scotland for a couple days? What's good? Good to, Trump's golf courses? No, I think you're going to Trump's. I also didn't go to Loch Ness. People keep asking me that. It seems like an obvious thing. What do you, Glasgow? Is that how they say it? I didn't go to Trump's I also didn't go to Loch Ness people keep asking me that seems like an obvious thing This is what you glass go

Is that how they say it and Edenburg? I know that one's wrong So it was the French festival was going on at Edinburgh. Ah cool. So what there? So getting Glasgow Glasgow Glasgow Glasgow Glasgow Glasgow go go I was like Glasgow like I said Moscow Glasgow. Glasgow. Right. Glasgow and Edinburgh. I feel like I've hit all the major cities in Scotland, just going to those two, but there's also Inverness, but that's pretty far fucking worth. There's also Loch Ness. There's also Loch Ness, which I did not go to, but I didn't see the monster.

Yeah, you don't see them. I mean, that's not a really sensitive term anywhere. It's not cool these days. We progress beyond the term monster. Creature, misunderstood. Unmust've been a creature. Yeah. You gotta be correct. We just don't understand it. We don't have the same values. That doesn't make him a monster in here.

We have to stay in. Right. And the way we treat it, yeah, I mean. If you ever drawn the Loch Ness monster, I feel like, that must have been an asset at one point. I don't think so. I bought a drawing of the Loch Ness monster. I feel like, that must have been an asset at one point. I don't think so. I bought the drawing of the Loch Ness Monster.

Was that count? I bought it. Why did you just throw it on yourself? Not that I can pay for it. It wasn't that much. Why did you buy it in a good drawing? It was a good drawing. You bought it in Scotland?

What's that? No, it was a little expensive. So it was, it was seem worth it. So I bought it. It was expensive. It wasn't expensive. Oh, okay. It's like five bucks. No, it's about tree fitting a Get it. No, there you go broadcast crew. I fucking let him into that one only one person left and I think it was more of a snort than a laugh

He's more of an angry laugh. They were like they knew it was coming So I know all the memes guys. This is why I have my own podcast I'm a pud all the media. You got a dab now, just like in that photo. That was terrible. That was like a little fast ad. That was a dad dab. What is it?

What is it? Oh, it's like a pre-dead dab. Just like this. Like this. That's what it is. Still didn't do it right. What are you doing this? What is this?

You did this. I asked you if you knew about the I thing. I don't know about the eye thing. I don't look at what the eye thing. I don't know what that is. The internet is so fucking bored. Everyone is bored all the fucking time. Yeah, that's why we're on the internet all the time.

That's why people are watching this. We would probably have an audience if they, who haven't bored. There's always one of these dumb challenges. I want to work here if I wasn't bored. James is a fire challenge. Fire shower. What's that one?

He would light themselves on fire in the shower. Oh, how does that look? It's a fucking thing, guys. It's one of my pet peeves is when people like themselves on fire and film it. It's just like, it always goes wrong. Been there. 100% of the time. Have you let yourself on fire?

Look at my howl and violence. It was wicked. Did he go wrong? No. Okay. He let your arm on fire for laser team, but that was professionalism. It's on that as well, yeah.

How did they put that out? I don't remember. He was in the shower. Not me a bunch. No, I was on professional. It's on that as well, yeah. How did they put that out? I don't remember. He was in the shower. He was in the shower. No, I was on it. I just threw the thing off, the through the jacket off. The one thing that you're not supposed to do when you're on fire is the one thing that everyone does,

run, which is just fucking run. No. Which kind of in a way exposes you to even more oxygen. You know, more quickly, let's run into a vacuum. On good point, yeah. If you could just run like 30 miles straight out, you'd be set. Well, what I figured was running literally into a vacuum. I'm good point. Yeah. If you could just run like 30 miles straight out, you'd be set. Well, what I figured was running literally into a vacuum cleaner.

That'd be a good test. I mean, you're climbing your room, but that'd be a good test. How fast do you have to run to out run fire? Cause every man has his speed. I think it's a mock too. You could, you could, you would create an apparent wind. And that would blow out the fire. Well, I, I, I assume crossing like a sonic boom and knock a mock too. You could, you would create an apparent wind and that would blow out the fire. Well, I, I, I seem crossing like a sonic boom

with knock a fire off. Of course. Can you really outrun a fire? Okay, let's look. Then, then the World War II, I've seen my share of World War II movies where they're in a bomber and they, they're in the bomber.

They're gonna go bomb something, but surprisingly, I've been in a bomber. That goes wrong. Yeah. And someone shoots at them. And it catches one of their engines on fire, so they do this thing where they dive.

They dive. You can also, it seems like go up, because there's less oxygen, but no, they dive. And they go up, that's like, they go down. Twice the slow down. They go down, they dive. They dive, they go down.

And they go down super fast in a dive, and then they puts out that. They do a spin and a dive to sort of max out and do a barrel roll. Do we talk about the Seattle guy? Seattle guy. Yeah. He was fast.

Yeah, we just talk about a little bit less. Yeah, I figured you would have been all over that story, I guess. I was gonna text you about it. That was bizarre. I was interested until I heard like the video or the audio of him talking to the control tower and stuff. It was unhinged.

Yeah, he was foggone. Yeah. I think so, but he had kind of a weird self awareness of that as well. Almost too much, but like he knew he was gonna do. It was a very human moment. And I'm sorry, the guy's dead. I'm grateful that he didn't kill anybody else.

What do you think? He didn't seem like he wanted to. He seemed like a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, time. Oh, yeah, I could land the plane. I could not. So hard as part of those games. It's I think it's the hardest part of actually flying a plane. Just getting it back on the ground successfully. Cool. I don't like to think about that. Plenty crashes expensive too. What? Plenty crash expensive. How much? About tree-fitty. Bernie just needs to do the like gotcha thing. Yeah, I think we got bingo. Why are you dabbing it? Yeah, dab to celebrate your

dad's show. No, I was saving for later. That was for me. Hitler was ever like mid salute and then he sneezed and dabbed. You think there's a lot of Hitler's was that sneezing and dabbing on it? I've learned dabbing.

That's in my ghouls are just right now. That's all like shitty drawings. Oh. There was lots of me dabbing in that photo that you're talking about that was at RTX. There was a, I dabbed in a behind the scenes photo where everyone was posing and looking very lovely. And I just said, well, I'm gonna fuck it up.

I'm like, my kids were there. And I always dabbed in front of my kids and embarrasses the shit out of them. You're gonna burst shit out of me too, I was there. The reaction to that on Twitter was pretty evenly split between, hey, hey, and I'm canceling all my services with Rooster Teeth effective immediately. So it's a very divisive dance move.

I commented that when that photo was being taken, I was like, in a moment where I was running around and doing something and I didn't know what to do with my hands. You were kind of standing on my hands like out. You needed two mugs. I needed two mugs. There's a lot of pictures of Hitler dabbing. It's all drawing.

A lot of drawings of it. Did you, we haven't talked about this, but earlier this month, did you see that story about the assassination attempt of the president of Venezuela? No, oh, the drone thing. With drones. Yeah, whoa. Yeah, I saw the video where they like kind of like

react to something blow it up. Yeah, and then there was a second one that was like several blocks away that also went off. Was it a bomb drone? It was like, there's just a drone, that was gonna fly over to him and blow up. Yeah, it was a DJI drone that they had equipped with bombs. So what did they do?

They just messed it up. I guess. They didn't even get close to the guy. Idiots. But one thing that his bodyguards came out and started shielding him, did you see like those folding like Kevlar pieces of cloth? No, I did not see.

They're like deployed like these Kevlar cloths that started covering him up. I guess to protect him from any potential shrapnel. Yeah, like Rainbow Six operators. Yeah, I was like, well, that stuff actually does exist. I bought one of those. And it's Venezuela, it's a boom. You put one out.

No, no, no. No. The thing about it though is that he's doing the speech. You don't actually see the drone at any point in time. You just see this, look, appears to be a shock wave. But all of a sudden, everybody looks, and maybe the camera person is reacting to it as well as this explosion.

And then, when I found fascinating, is his entire army just kind of runs. Like, did you see that? They all just like, they're all in this huge formation, almost looks like a scene of Star Wars, and then there's this explosion. Oh, just. There's an explosion.

They all look up at it. And then there's a second explosion from the other drone, and then they just all take off. They're probably not to all be in the same exact spot, right? They're trying to just disperse to... Slagging it. They're going to run fast to see if they were on fire. How fast they could run and put it out. It's going to become, that kind of stuff is going to become...

I never thought about that. Really? Yeah. Apparently you have. Put him on thought about that. Really? Yeah. That's, apparently you have. Put him on the list, not me. Yeah. Well, I'd like weirdo. I get told all the time, don't fly your drone here.

In fact, I've learned. And you just go, that's okay, I've just got a bomb on it. I've learned that one thing you should not do is ever ask anybody, is it okay if I fly a drone here? The answer to that question is always 100% time. No, don't. Just do it.

Even if you have air space where your GPS says you can fly and everything like that, you're not near an airport or anything, it doesn't matter if you ask anybody 100% of the time, they will say no. So just don't fly your drone, that's it. Why didn't it feel them, that's it. They should just do a musk and just be, just release a drone, this not a drone.

Go ahead. What did you do? It's just a drama. You throw it at people. It's a drama called Grenade. Not a drone. You call it not a drone. It's like you call it a drone.

It's not a drone. It's not a drone. Like those flame throws. Oh right. Yeah you got one. I got one of those. I bought one too. Those things are way more dangerous than I thought they would be.

It was expensive. Yeah. How much is it? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Someone's dropping. You're just every time you're throwing a zoom. Who bites? I'm like, he's like a horse and I'm the feedback.

He's just... Alright. That was so glad I could have the memory of Gavin turning George to be so innocently. I'm like, how much was he? I'm like a goldfish. Yeah, I thought so. Honestly, it speaks volumes about your personality. I've seen videos of him,

and it just looks like it's like a flame, the length of the flame throw. Right, but when you're behind it. Right, when you have it, and you realize that the wind moves that fire around, it becomes a lot more real. Yeah, like it, it's, like we got it, we took out the parking lot, I wanted to bring it on set and use it I, we got it, we took out the parking lot, we, I wanted to bring

it on, sent and use it in here, but we'd used it in the parking lot first, you know, I fired it up, fired it up, and there's no way we're not using that inside. It also, by the way, is a terrible waste of propane. It just like spews propane. It's like an environment, but it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, and those propane cans aren't cheap. It's irresponsible. I used to just offset all the goodies done with electric costs. It's like ping cans aren't cheap. It's irresponsible. And his friend just offset all the good he's done with electric costs. It's like, we need to burn a lot of gas in the atmosphere now.

So JD told me something this week in response to the not a flamethrower being shipped out. He said that the boring company is Elon Musk's play to figure out how he's going to be able to drill on Mars remotely. That's the longer purpose for potentially drilling and living under the surface of Mars. And I thought, that's really interesting. I never heard that anywhere else, but that's actually kind of an interesting theory. It seems like the moon would be a better bet. Oh, he's words to Mars.

Yeah, he's a Mars. I's been through, I don't trust that he's gonna get anything successfully more. Yeah, sure. He's just been melting down. Yeah. Non-stop. I followed the guy on Twitter for a long time. I had to unfollow him a couple months ago when he started going on the crazy tangents about verifying news and having verified news outlets where you could trust news from. And it's just like, he goes on these weird tangents of shit. And he called it like, what a care about that? He's like, what a care about that?

Then he comes weird. Yeah, I call the diver a petrified was weird. Pido, go. Pido. I think the guy's going to file a lawsuit, right? I was thinking about that. The weird, the word pedestrian is like comes from pet. It's like Greek and Latin differences.

Right. Yeah. Is that what it is? You say pito. It's because you can step on children. What's your foot felt differently from peto? A peto. But we, pediatrician. Let me say pedal. If you said petiatrician.

Petiatrician. That sounded weird. You also say, I mean that happens a lot. That was a lot of time. I was just saying, you say booey, but you pronounce buoyancy the same way I would say,

boy. You say boy. Boy. Boy. Boy. You, we. But Elon Musk, he does make me wonder. And there was something else like him I've recently,

Kimberto was, but I was looking at someone, I was looking at some of their tweets. And it was someone who's, it was someone, they were going through some kind of scandal. And I, I, I, I, I kept it across some of their tweets. And it was about them responding to people who had said mean things to them along and they were firing back back and I was like, oh, that's like, that shouldn't

be firing back at people online. But I also feel like- Elon Musk does it all the time. Who does? Elon Musk does it all the time. And Elon Musk does it too. So what's the point at which- what's the point at which Gus, you can't fire back at someone, it's like they come at you on Twitter, for instance, they'd gush your fucking terrible and ugly,

and I don't like you. I get that every day. I get you. And so, I mean, I don't think it's a matter of how many followers are wealthy you have, it should be about a personality thing. I think that's part of it.

Being the bigger person and recognizing legitimate criticism as someone calls Gus a piece of shit, he's not gonna be like, he's right. Oh man, this just seals the deal. Like I think Gus would be like, I know that's wrong. How is the rule different from just firing back in real life? Yeah, exactly. Why do the need to be rules?

Why can't I just be like, it does seem like there's a point at which you shouldn't do that. You've got a bigger audience, there's more people watching, right, acknowledging you. Yeah, but it's like some people are pricks and some aren't. Yeah, but I feel like almost like because I came from online forums, like, I guess where we started out.

Yeah, gots right? We started out on online forums. I feel like if I don't get in there and mix it up with people when they're hammering on me, I feel like I feel like I have an obligation to do that. But that's, I mean, but now I'm starting to think that maybe it's like a shame. I shouldn't do that. You did it to me. I did.

I did. I did. Very famously did it to Jordan on the podcast. Yeah. For now, I never talk about any. Do you remember we were arguing about guests? We were arguing about guests. We were arguing about Conan O'Brien.

Yeah. Yeah, but we don't. We could go J or Dan. Was that like podcast 30 or something? Yeah. Yeah, I think it was pretty early on. I feel like he stopped listening to it. That's what we do.

We eliminate our listeners one at a time. We call them out. And then I got bored. Soccer dogs, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero. You're not that bad guy. Dogs can't play soccer idiot. But I feel like, let's move on. I feel like if we don't communicate with people

the way they communicate with us, I feel like that's disingenuous. Like if someone says, oh, Bernie's old-focus idiot doesn't know about Conan O'Brien. That's your voice, by the way, Jordan. That's how I was imagining, like that's how I was saying it as I wrote it. This fucking guy, ugh. He doesn't know what he's talking about,

ugh, he doesn't know it. If I said, I see your point. Anyway, thanks for being a fan of Tell About You. I just don't feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I'm not fucking this, fuck this, J.E.R.D. I'm not wrong, you're so, dude. I'm not wrong.

Nobody cared about, couldn't have Brian a year later, six months later. Everyone was all up to our butts about him leaving NBC. And then they were all gonna remember the protests they were having? We got there in the fucking protest there, Jordan. Fucker. I'm not listening to this podcasting.

And they're gonna participate. Anyway, camp camps back. I mean, no matter nowhere's back. Be sure to watch No Man Bye. Okay. No Man has a really interesting place for me in the history of Rooster Teet because that was a show that right up until it came out.

I was like, I don't know if it's gonna work. Could go either way. I literally didn't know I couldn't make a prediction which way it was gonna go. In fact, I think I talked about it. I believe it was an RTX London last year. I think I might have been Sydney. Was it Sydney?

I said there was something about that show. There's a show coming out. And there's a mechanic in the show that I don't know if it's going to work. And it was the no mad being silent. It was the end I couldn't say it at the time. Yeah. It was the no mad being silent. Yeah, well, that puts a lot of work on the sound of science. Yeah, it does. And then like, yeah, we have to like really figure out like how each sound needs to convey meaning it needs to be a sad sound or a happy sound

Remember exactly. Yeah, what's your saddest sound? Saddest sound. It's usually just like strings like going that is like Yeah, the happiest sound is like a squeaky toy. And she's like, it's okay. Anyway, so you guys took a break. Mm, and now you're back.

Yeah, we broke to do camp camp and now no meds coming back. Why don't you just say it was the end of the season? And then just do that. And then just do that. Because it was only six episodes. Yeah, a brush. It's not. I do that. Because it was only six episodes. Yeah, brish. It's not.

I do that. No, we do things the proper way here. Yeah. We say, it's fine for a season. We say, uh, pediatrician. What's the longest gap that fits on one disc? Six fits on one disc? Six episodes.

If that was long. If that was long. What do you call a season? Series. Series. What do you call a show? A? What do you call a show? Show, but like if there's a series finale like the show is ending series finale But that could mean season as well

No, yeah, cuz here we have like season finale for the final episode of season and a serious finale Very important No, there's a season finale of camp camp. It's not the series finale Well, I chose only go like two series and then stop. So. And I'll use just the chance of it being the real. I'm ready for it to end every time. And then there's eight years between those two series. Yeah, exactly.

It sure has sure a lot come back yet. I think it did. I think it was back. I would know. One of the weirdest ones is Luther. They have like such big breaks and they'll come back with two episodes and then go off again. What is Luther? They're also like Nejas Alba being a badass cop who don't give a rat about the law.

Really? Because that's what he says. I don't give a rat. No, he didn't say that. I'm a cop who doesn't give a rat about the law. Well, no, it was originally like this just insane suicidal policeman who kills these great for James Bond mentalists. Oh, he'd be amazing. He kills mentalists. Yeah, like people were like off the rocker like they're saying with the mentalist. Yeah, people who know him know you're like, if you look and do like magic tricks, so a mentalist means. Yeah, they're like

mind readers, right? Yeah, it's like that guy. He's to go on Oprah and he would like try to he'd be a medium so he would like kind of just like feel people out and be like oh you have someone you lost recently and then like start very general and get more specific and be like uh it starts with that I want to say a J and they're like it does yes and then he just like keep honing in on that yeah that is a great moment in Luther where he knows the guy did the murder, but he can't prove it. There's no evidence. So he like tries to frame the guy. So he puts on a glove, punches the guy in the face

in public, in the street, like with a hood down, takes the blood off and like he just has like a fistful of blood and then he like plants it at the scene. That's Luther. That doesn't seem like a legal police work. Yeah, it doesn't seem like he gets the rats about the lot. It comes at a noir in the episode. You just see him like, we'll keep you safe.

Well, you spoiled it now. Yeah. Maddoin, I don't want to talk. You know, you don't know who the killer is. I will know when he punches him in the face. Well, you know where that point is. It's like the first thing shown in every episode is the killer, I think. Well, there's no dispenser.

It's like, we're going to show you the end of the episode. There's the Spence. You never watch Colombo, you see who killed the person in the first two minutes. Spence is finding out how Luther's gonna frame them. Some brave, do you process to get them thrown in jail? That's the crazy thing about Colombo is that, it's like 90 minute episodes, some of them.

And sometimes you want to show up for like 25 minutes. Like, oh, I'm watching Colombo, I just forgot. I was watching something else. You be a Columbia fan? How, yeah. It's good, sure. You think, uh, what do you, how do you feel as a Brit?

How do you feel about Idris Elba potentially being the new James Bond? I think it's wicked. Yeah, I think it'd be badass. So watch Luke, you're a new thing. I was talking with Ashley about this. I like the wire. Watch the wire.

The Lover wire is cool. You play Stringer Bell and then he does. Yeah. And he's Heimdall. Yeah. Yes. We're talking about Ashley. Talking with Ashley about that.

Yeah. So Ashley, we were talking with her about the interest elbow being James Bond thing. And she said, well, it makes total sense because all the James bonds are different people. James Bond is the position. I'm not true. What? That's not true at all. That's almost seven is that position. Right. So he's thinking Dr. Who? She thought James Bond was just a person that hired to be James Bond. It's like a fan theory that people have really latched on to. Well, he has the same ancestry. He's always like an orphan from some Scottish parents or something yeah maybe like in order to be

James Bond you know my gosh like they only go to those orphanages like this is the orphanage where we find our James Bond did his parents die in his skiing accident okay cool James Bond Scottish yeah right not in a was it in new shank honorary point fall sky fall yeah they go to Scotland. Yeah, the new one house I feel like the new ones make a lot more effort to Go back to like the roots of the books, but well, they used to a little bit Well, like they did like almost a reboot. Yeah, with casino rail. Yeah quantum solace and all that stuff quantum solace was Wank was it. Yeah, it was weird

I like I like the name I like it. It's terrible. Quantum of solace. They ran out of titles like from In Fleming novels. For a long time. Yeah, so. Golden Eye was just like the In Fleming's house in Jamaica. Over the name of his house. They were like, that's a movie.

Really? There's no one with a gold nine in the movie, but sure. Well, the gold nine is the satellite. Yeah, the one. Okay. You can even see it. Yeah, they got the little credit cards. There's no one with blobs in it. There's no one with eight plusies and octopus you do. You can even see it out. Yeah. Like the whole credit card. There's no one with blobs here.

There's no one with eight plusies and octopusies, dude. I have to break it to you. The name of the movie doesn't mean that they're in the movie. But there is a man with a golden gun. In man with a golden gun. Wow, not when it's just assembled because then it's a cuffling, compelling, a lot.

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Oh, shit, that is this Friday. Did you forget what day it was? No, no, I forgot it was the 20th. Yeah. So we were talking about this, I was talking about this earlier with Jordan. And apparently, hooters is shutting down locations and they're having to re-strategy because they've discovered a recent study that says millennials aren't that into boobs.

What's your take Gavin? Did I read one of the weirdest, I think Joey Noel, she posted a retweet and something, she's like, I don't know how to react to this. And there's some guys long explanation why hooters isn't appealing to millennials. Because it's been, who many boobs? No, I'm gonna pair a phrase here, but it was two surface level.

It's all about appearances. And he would much rather have a restaurant where he can talk to the women and discuss his problems with the women. And it was like, what's the bear? I'll try to find it. It was so fucking crazy. It's like, it needs to go to the therapist.

So in this article I read about this, I'm going to read this while you looked that up. They mentioned this thing about millennials being less interested in breasts and they looked at this Pornhub study. They said, Pornhub visitors between the ages of 18 and 24 are 19% less likely to search for breasts when compared to all other age groups, but visitors age 55 to 64 are 70% more likely. Just rebrand it, booters. Do you think fake tips of dying out?

I would assume so then. I think millennials are just into respecting women. or they're into non-city food. I mean, that's it. I was thinking it's on. Green. That's the good. I can't remember the last I the last time I ate at a hooters, but I definitely remember being a real well.

The last time I went was when bunny to me. I don't even know why I take you. I think you took me just for the novelty of it to check out this great American restaurant. And I was like, yeah, then it was just kind of sad. When I had the camera just said, it's just this over and over. Here we go. For me to be excited about hooters, there would need to be changes.

What? I'm not a huge fan of the Barbie look, bottle blonde, big boobs, scorching tans. Two, I wouldn't be there to look in all capital letters at you, but to talk to you, a place to eat and chat with good conversationalists, sign me up. Don't they do that? Don't they have to be a place?

Don't they talk to you? Yeah, they talk to you about sports and how your day is. It's like, I think I icing your beer. Yeah. But I think it's like, yeah, they take a bag of ice and throw it in your beer. It's so, it's awful. It's a similar to twin weeks. Remember when they had a head, they had an airline?

There could be debate nights where wings are free. This guy says, there could be activity. This guy wants friends. Yeah. It would also be important. Boy, we're having some so good a college. Specialized set up for the guys who just want to therapeutically vet their woes to women.

Oh my God. Like, he's specialized of cringing problem listener hostesses. This way these guys don't just don't their problem. Why would she want to go on to each other in every other way? Why would you want to talk to somebody? It doesn't give a shit. And you know they don't. They're not they're not professionals for that. If that was your job, it's like, okay, you're going to be a waitress here at Hooters. Also, you got to listen to everyone's problem all day long. I said, I'm going to be a good conversational. So one side of my gosh. I still have a great idea for a documentary or a series

His Gus is a therapist and has to listen for an hour to time to other people's problems What vice would Gus give just stop? Yeah, just I'm doing that stop no, no, no, no, no, you people pick up the package from your house I don't get people to like me, Gus. Stop. Oh, okay. Just stop. Why are you selling flamethrower apparently? They still have a hotel in Vegas, right? And they had an airline at one point.

Yeah. Who does? Yeah. Yeah. Who does air started the same here as Richard Teeth? I don't know. I don't know the airline still exists. I'm pretty sure it was.

What was our airline? That's true. I don't know. Where. What was our airline? That's true. I don't know. Where we go. We don't ever travel anywhere. We cut a botanical. Yeah, it was from March of 03 to April of 06. Did they sell it a sell off all their planes and stuff?

Who bought them? Could have been us. The airline is estimated to have cost hooters of America $40 million. Damn. The what did? The airline. It cost. Wait, wait. I think it what it means is that they lost $40 million. Damn. The what did? What's the airline? The airline. It costs, wait, wait, wait.

I think it, what it means is that they lost $40 million on the phone. Oh, okay, yeah. They lost $40 million. Yeah. They had seven planes. Oh, so where's their own, own the planes? You remember, typically, typically they're leased. Like most airlines don't own the planes.

So who owns all these planes? If I'm holding banks and holding companies. Yeah. But they were purchased by United Airlines for a lot of money. They were. Yeah. All seven planes, baby. I'm so excited about it now.

I don't know if you're waiting for you. I can see the wheels and geodes that turning. They couldn't help and smile about it. I don't know who they were, Bob. I don't know how. I don't think United. I can guess how much. No, that turning, they couldn't help and smile about it. I don't know who they were, Bob. I don't think you're united. I can guess how much I know. Nope. I you're not a deny choir.

Definitely not for. God saying just stop. Just stop. Don't what I do when I get to a red sign. Stop or yield. Oh, yields. That's a good point. Yeah.

Depends on the shape. So for me as a Millennial to be excited about who it is, it would need to be a fundamentally different experience that instead of relying on a superficial novelty instead cultivates meaningful human interactions in a world increasingly isolated by convenience and tech collection. So then there'd be like a mad dude's, could what, that's who then?

Oh, that's the other thing that I saw. Yeah. The winners launched a separate spin off restaurant called Hoots, where they hired men. Huh, and they're fully clothed. But I think it's only like one location. But what about your fully clothed man who is closed? Hoots more.

Yeah, but what was there like a dude, like weenies? At what point is clothed fully clothed? Is it bikini fully clothed? Because it doesn't seem like it is. I mean, that's like undergarment. Undergarment. So what is a, what are you, at what point are you fully clothed? When you, I think you're fully clothed.

Well, thank you. Oh, yeah, just cover your bits, right? So I'm going to like finally acknowledge it. Top sound bottoms, you're fully clothed. Okay, tops and bottoms. But if you're in underwear or like a, what if it's a mess shirt? Well, hot pants.

Yeah, a mess shirt, hot pants. Is that fully clothed? This is a Gavin question. You should be able to answer this. I would say, yeah, that's fully closed. Is Bernie's hat just a different form of helmet? Who knows? Well, there's no law based around being fully closed,

those there. It's an expression though. Do you need a measurement that people use to determine how closed and poor are? We have to stay in our- I mean, you gotta cover up your junk and I think that's it. We have this thing on our mixer in achievement right now where it used to be set so that you could see

how long the audio recording had been going. But now it counts in different units that are much slower than seconds. So like an hour is like 18 minutes and I don't know what to call this unit. An hour is 18 minutes. Yeah, I want to like come up with a name for it. I've been just calling them weenaces because I don't know. Like a video is 18 weenaces is bad out of all. Mercury, like hours, minutes, like time's better than I'm referring it's minutes.

Yeah, very nice. And you can't change it, or just this no one have gone through and you got it. I'm sure you can change it. We just, it, someone must have liked, this is just a movie. We probably hit the keyboard and switched it to winuses and we just haven't figured out how to do it.

Well, there's already something called winuses, so you gotta kind of know something better. Oh, God, I'm just watching you call. Gavin seconds. Just stupid, I didn't do it. Well, there's already something called weenaces. So you got to come up something better. Oh, that's what we call Gavin seconds. That's stupid. I didn't do it. That might have. Oh, shit. But you discovered it. So that's why you get to name it. It's true. Three minutes. When you mentioned that they would put ice and beer at Hooters earlier, I mean, you think about another story I saw where, I guess the whoever makes Bud lion, Heiser Bush, was offering cooler filled with free Bud light in the city of Cleveland for whenever the Cleveland Browns

finally win a game. Oh, I thought it was like all of the beer at the stadium was locked up until they win a game. They've got special fridges around Cleveland that are locked up. This is's just going to browns. When Cleveland wins, I guess you can open it then and then get free Bud like that. It's really, it's really no one situation.

That'll like a writer under the players. Was it like a cold mailbox? It's a refrigerator, dude. It's a fridge. It's a fridge. I really interesting. There it is. Oh my god. Yeah. Okay. I bet they go one in 15. It's got a fucking chain around it.

How is that going to automatically unlock? What you want us to be done with like a app? You don't know how computer work. How about just a door that's locked? I mean, and then do the automatically unlock when the browns winter, some guys got to go around the fuck. Got to go around with keys. That's horseshit. They dropped the keys from a plane. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me. I'm not gonna be mad at me.

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You got pulled away apparently during it. So they can't got me. Like I tell them every week, I don't necessarily have time to sit for three hours to do a podcast. How long was it? He's a very busy guy. Three hours.

Three hours to work. Yeah, that was like four minutes. They would rather me make it appearance and leave, but then I just catch a bunch of shit for leaving. It's like, I have to do all this stuff. Yeah. It's gonna work. Well, I just got so much work right now.

I was saying that to Michael and I mean, I've curated them. I said, he's gotta go to work. Yeah, I guess it makes Michael mad. This is work. It's gonna work. Yeah, but there's also other work. Right.

But yeah, then I was on there for the post show and he just like, he hit the fucking wall.. Like I had to walk more alcohol you may need. I had to walk away. Well, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna do. You are a boss. How else do you deal with Michael? I'm gonna be an idiot.

I was supposed to enjoy Michael sober. I'm like, no. I was also drinking with Jeremy, but then Michael kept joining in. And I asked Lindsay on every shot. This is a current. And she was like, he's not friends. Lindsay's good at driving. She's like, he's not brought in. Lindsay's good at. She's like, he's got a will. And insurance. It's fine. Let him drink up.

It is weird though. It's weird blacking out. Did he black out? I assume so. He wrote me the next day very angry at me. So he was angry. Oh, because you gave him the book. Yeah. Well, I I'm there you. I mean, I was close to blacking out of the play live because Bruce just kept give me shots and I woke up like Damn him, but it was like I had a great time It's your own fault. You can't be mad at someone for giving you shot. No, it's true. It's just that when you're When you're like when you've had enough booze the instinct is like I might drink right now

Where's my next drink? Yeah, and it's weird because I don't I don't enjoy drinking alcohol I don't like the taste of it that much, but when you're in that state, it's just like, I need some slurps. Yeah, it's something, it's really weird. It's an awful. Yeah. What? What did you say that?

I think when you accelerate, you just drink more and more. Yeah, the drunker you get. The more you want to drink, yeah. And when people are giving shots, and you're like, well, and you can feel them slowly kicking in, you just feel self-turning to goo, and it's like, you're in a shallow ocean. Shots of the worst, because you get through it to goo, and it's like, I should stop. It's not so the worst,

because you get through it so quickly, but it's just such a concentrated piece of alcohol. When you have that moment, Jordan, when you say I should stop, you're right, you should stop. It's like, really is like your last line of defense. That little voice just goes, please don't.

And then you're like, but then when that voice doesn't win, then it's your job. Well, one more drink and that voice goes, fuck it. Yeah, woo. Yeah, and then you become the f yeah. But then when you, when like, when that voice doesn't win, then it's your, well, one more drink and then voice goes, fuck it. Yeah, woo. Yeah, and then you become the fulcrum bad news, too. Yeah, I feel like you such bad habits.

I feel like everyone's had some pretty rough experiences. Sometimes it just, I throw up. I want to say something that just happens. Because they just hate us. Yeah, so we just, hey, there's nothing you can do. It just happened. You know, I was walking down the street and, sorry. I've never, I've never blacked out,

but I did throw up a New Year's party that you threw, mostly because, What party was that? That was a bad party. I think it was, Was the one where he was a vampire? No, that was a couple years before that. This is the one,

this is the one at your current house where you had a bunch of tiny pies. I was invisible. Oh, yeah. That he wasn't a vampire, he was a visibly invisible. So it's a place called tiny pies and Austin's called tiny pies and they make tiny pies. How much was a tiny pie? Bunch of it. What do you think?

Actually, I'm a bunch of it. You get these tiny pies and we got way too many of them, but they looked cool. And they were really good. And I was drunk enough to be like, I want to we just forced them on the Maris at the end of the night. We just thought how are you? You're forcing them on me too. Yeah, through them all up.

That's some of those things. That's the story. And Johnny, Christian Maris, we forced him to eat as many pies as they could. That's right. I did feel forced. I think it was like, crumble. Oh, dumb enough to think it was a good idea. I feel like whenever I'm too drunk, you are there.

Me? Yeah. And I don't want to say it's your fault. That was a luxury life. That's true. I feel like it's always special when we're all drinking with you for some reason. Yeah.

Everyone just hits it a bit hard. Sometimes you hit it hard. Because I drink that often. And then when I drink, like I've got these virtually literally turns into a different person when he's super drunk. Yeah, but you know, he'll either turn invisible on the full creamy or the full chroma. Here's my problem.

Here's my problem. I tend to drink a lot more at my house, because I don't know if it's a fuck. No one here. I don't think I anywhere. And all my drinking though is all compensating. It's just compensating for the fact that- That. That's not that interesting.

Yeah, pretty much. I'm compensating for the fact that, and it's even gonna pay me to say this because everyone's gonna agree, people like Matt Hollum when he's drunk. They like him, and they like him way better than me. Drunk Matt's amazing. Yeah, see, there you go, right there.

Well, you always seem like I've been living that like half my life at this point. You only get to see drunk Matt like once every two or three years. I know, I know. I don't know if you've been attacked at Who Drunk Matt for a few times. I'm not status. It's been a long time. What a meaningful dial. He's you maybe at the holiday party with an eye. Yeah. Can I get one of these? What are these beers? Austrian beer works. Amber beer. So we got the Rucherti, the Ruchert brew and it's from this beer

company. Not this beer company. No. No. This is independence. Oh, this independence. Oh, it's my friend's, my lunatic friend Scott, who comes on. Oh, really? Is that what you're talking about? We definitely need to stop getting this. Oh, stop it. He was like, he was like, why did you do a Rishi beer with somebody else?

Uh-oh. And I went, ugh. So, but I've told him he'd done this stuff before with the 99 pack of beers and stuff like that. But I have a bunch of those Root beers. Yeah, that's your friend ever given us free stuff. I don't think so. Yep, just free hassle, that's about it. But I like IPAs and I think I get to find that IPAs are kind of like a basic beer, right?

Sure. I think people who claim to be beer guys like IPAs. They go exactly. So I like IPAs too. Right. And so I feel like I feel like I'm kind of a douchebag for Drinking an IPA. But I still like it. I just like the taste of it. I just like, I'm full.

India Pale Oil. You nailed it. Yeah. Thank you. All right. What is the bitterness scale thing they, like have you ever heard of the universal bitterness? I think it's the weeness scale go I've never heard of that no I

went to I went to a bar that had like a number next to all of them it was like I be you there you go is it a national beat it in iterness unit unit unit god because that is like the thing you can buy it's like the bitters think yeah that'd be a 99 on the I be you and apparently it's just like you can buy was like the bitterest thing. Yeah, that would be a 99 on the I.B.U. And apparently it's just like you can barely.

I think. Yeah. It's the stuff they put on shit that they don't want kids to eat. Alam. Like tied pods. No kid love tie pods. Dude, I stepped on a tied pod.

I'm usually saying this weekend of the previous week. Dude, it's flippin' down, it's your party. But I like, I was getting a pot out. And I was getting a pot out, I was gonna put it in the washer and I fumbled it and it felt, and I went back up like, this is the new way. What, you were like a ninth human? You were a second human.

No. I think that's not it. That was gross. That was all gross. We'll make a new tied pod challenge. You have to put 10 on the floor, jump onto them with both feet and see if you eat shit or not. I think that should be the new challenge.

Well, gross, you ever stepped on a bug like a meaty bug? Like a sweet bug? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that crunching in a squish? Yeah. That's what I did. It's gross. I mean, look at that.

As anyone ever squished a bug and then took a picture of it and sent it to you. No, why? I wonder that too. My girlfriend did that to me once. What a picture of it and sent it to you. No, why? I wonder that too. My girlfriend did that to me once. What? What kind of bug was it? It was a cockroach.

I can't say girlfriend anymore. Oh shit. Yeah, my fiance. I think girlfriend. Hey, congratulations. I already fucked up the first time in a public setting. I fucked up. Yeah, fucked up.

So, uh, she did that. And I was like, why did you send this to me? So I mean, they probably proud that she killed it. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you piece of advice. I didn't need proof. Piece of advice. We're going through two scenarios here.

Tell me your, tell me that's the thing you said about this. There's saying the picture, but do it once, girlfriend, or what does fiancee and I'll react. Do the first girlfriend. Uh, my girlfriend sent me a picture of a cockroach. She stepped on. What kind of bug was it? That's so gross.

Now tell me the other one. My fiancee sent me a photo of a bug. She stepped on. Oh, what kind of bug was it? That's so gross. Not somebody's the other one. My fiancee's sent me a photo of a bug, she stepped on. When you guys getting married. That is literally, when people hear the word fiance, they literally will ask, next, no matter what they hear. I don't think I've ever asked that. When are you getting married? You'll hear it non-stop now that you're engaged.

We got to get, um, strictly the clown on speed dial. Oh, we have another bachelor party. Just say pre-wife pre-wife Bethany was slacking me Congratulations today and she said I'm current fiance She said honestly, I forget you guys aren't married sometimes already I was like why is her name on slack Bethany and I was wondering that

Because I think she's good for us. What if we get another Bethany? Then we like to print it out. Everyone else's first name in last name. Yeah, she's the only one who's Bethany. You got fallen a rule. There is a rule. That's true.

Beth calling you out. Let me see this. What do you tell me? She's Bethany and then she has like a little B icon. Does she legally changed her last name to Bumblebee? Or does B? I don't get slack dude. I still don get it. I just loaded. I got like five messages from people. What if you're not getting? Hey, you remember, you remember like,

aim and I see you. I remember. I couldn't fall asleep for like, I woke up in the middle of the night at one point. I was having trouble falling asleep last night. And the reason I was having trouble falling asleep is I kept thinking about AOListic Messenger. And I have no idea why. Like, you are such a good guy. Like, I could pick your away status. The friends list and like going down and seeing like all the different names,

like all the different people like so and so is this. So and so is this. And then thinking about the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the doors and that. Yeah. Yeah. I have, I have all of our aim logs.

I used one in my video, I just put up. But you put up for what? Because I was talking to you about the giant balloon and you were telling me I'd break the camera and I just used a little screenshot from it in the... I really? 10 things you didn't know about slime, guys. What was my aim name?

I blood out. Yeah. A team member? Was T and I Bernie? No, it was like... You want me to say it? I don't care, I'm like getting an answer. It was Ro I Bernie. No, it was like you want to say it. I don't care I'm like I'm sure it was roost a bunny. Yeah, you're sure One of your late to ones can I say yeah, sure. I wish this was I see you I was an I see you hold out I would do not want to go over to aolister mess and don't make me so when Bernie and Jeff

Finally, come with me to go to aolister mess and drive me to my username. I wish this was I see Q. Jeff's use the names with the delicious boner. Yeah, and you get a like a year-old thing there and your phone would be like, oh, message from delicious boner. Everyone else on my, on my friends list, I like put their real names, but Jeff was so good,

I left the delicious boner. I have the log from when you aimed me from before I worked here, where like you're like next time you like message Gus, put everything in quotes. Oh, that's a great one. And you're doing that, Frank. Yeah.

Yeah, I have that. That works so well. Yeah. And then I have to follow up with like five minutes later messaging Gus about like RTX or something. That was really confusing. Yeah. So glad we did that.

And we didn't even know it worked. I didn't take the months later. We didn't think it was going to get you. We didn't know that it actually worked. I wish that we had video podcasts for that. God, I don't know. Did you break the mixer like I put your head on cable? Was under one of the sliders in the mix. So you stood up and it pinged off the floor across the room.

To explain for people who haven't very dream. Yeah, yeah, so aren't true Rister T fans, you mean? Yeah, it's an RTA. You can look it up. We pulled a prank on Gus, three of us, Gavin, Jordan and I, where we were all communicating over aim back in those days. And so I said to them, I said, hey, really simple prank, just whenever you message Gus from now on for the next week,

everything, put everything you're saying quotes, like a quote at the beginning, a quote at the end. That's it, just that simple. And we all did it. And I was talking about inane shit. It was tough for me because I never aimed Gus. I had to think of something. So I'd be like, hey, notice you shaved the beard off. Some of that, like, is just like weird conversational crap.

And I thought you'd find it suspicious that I was just talking to you. But you were like, yeah, thanks. But the chatty guy, but it did nothing came of it. So after a couple days, we were like, well, forget it. And then we mentioned a podcast, and they're like a week later. And the last is mine. And then, yeah, Gus lost his mind, because he, I've been googling for so long.

He stopped bringing in silence. I was looking up so many things. I kept looking at 30. It was only coming from us. So what do you just think it was us? Surely all the other people you messaged and do it? Yeah, I don't know. It was only coming from us. So why do you just think it was us? Surely all the other people you messaged and do it? Yeah, I don't know. But it was just, it was happening with several different people.

It wasn't just one of you. How did you come up with that? It's a big time. No, because I know Gus so well. And his little shit head would bug him. It just didn't make sense. Yeah, that you put it down in quotes. And I knew it would bug him if he saw it.

Those are my favorite pranks, just like innocent pranks that don't involve, you know, getting a break in the law and stuff. Yeah, you know, canceling a fucking beat up show. Yeah. It was the smallest prank I was explaining to, you were just talking about falling asleep. I have an ability to fall asleep. I'm very proud of.

Yeah. You brag about this, but you've never proven it. I have to. He's proven it to me. It's you. You said go to sleep in the sound closet. Now I'm gonna sleep. I can take you, I don't want to do that.

Do you want me to do it? I will, go do it. I feel like we should. Let's have a sleep race. With who and who? You and me. Can you fall asleep for a little while? Oh, I can fall asleep real fast.

Okay. There's a person who can fall asleep. I woke up at 4.30 in the morning. Okay, and that's not what I'm talking about. How do we prove that you're asleep? See, that's the thing. Is there like a you can get like those hot apnea monitors, right? That may feel like your heart rate and your your brain waves and stuff? Can you ever watch the does that? Do you flip right into the business?

This is your eyes fall asleep? Flip right into the business. Pretty quick. See surely it's too bright to fall asleep here. Do you know it's fine. Do you, do you ever guess try to think like as you're falling asleep, like you try to catch the moment, like as you're gonna think right up until the moment and then catch it? Of course, then when you do that, you don't fall asleep and you think you come back out of it. And you're like, oh, that was it.

Yeah. The dream was starting right here. I have done that, it's like, yeah, especially when I'm trying to fall asleep. It was like, oh, it's so close just then. Yeah. And the fuck, it should just let just then. Yeah. And the fuck? Or should we just let that happen?

Have I ever said this to sleep is the only thing that makes me think that evolution, makes me doubt evolution? Because it seems like we need to. No, no, no, but it has, it's also good. You don't see so well at night, so it shuts you down. Yeah.

You've got a dinner. But all something has to do is come along and doesn't need to sleep, and by the way, can also see well at night. And if fucking would dominate everything else, like it has everything like an ant there you go that is sleep how do you know I don't I don't think they sleep now you said you were from knowing the map they can sleep doesn't have a kid oh I don't like don't get drunk it's some it's some weird with ants I think they go into like low power mode you ever do that with your step

on an hill and there's a bunch of ants around and then they all fucking freak out and start like Yeah, yeah, but if you were awake and someone stepped on you you'd freak out. It doesn't mean you're asleep. Okay, so Yeah, idiot. Yes, ask sleep, but not in the sense we understand sleep. Well, then no research inductive by They do something else. They showed that they didn't have a cyclical pattern of resting periods, which each nest as a group observes, lasting around eight minutes in any 12-hour period.

It's like their moment of silence. So what are they doing? They just slowed down. Every 12 hours, the entire nest sleeps for eight minutes. That's an efficient world right there. And that's when we strike. Did they move the clock forward? No, they're smarter than us. That's when we kidnap the queen.

Yeah, I always think it was catch- Can you imagine if you only need to sleep 16 minutes in a day? That'd be wicked. Oh man, that'd be so good. You woke up and you were fine. You're perfect. Oh God, that'd be so good. I find, the weird thing about sleep to me is,

I like naps, I think naps are top. I like, I condo it. You can't do naps. I find it weird that if I fall asleep, and I don't know what it is, I've lived my whole life with my own body, and I don't know what the time period is. But there's a time at which I get not enough sleep,

enough sleep, and then too much sleep. Way too much sleep. I know such thing. But in the course of like 20 to 40 minutes, like that 20 to 40 minute window is just like, I can make myself Weird by waking up at that point in time and everything's just odd and I'm just I'm just it's not worth it in any way whatsoever But I can see 10 minutes totally fine. No big deal. What was the point in 10 minutes though? I don't know come bored And I've got to pass some time by sleeping. You just time travel to the future

It's right close my eyes and I'll be putting on your bus Yeah, yeah, I've taken an app on the couch in there. I don't see one the bed. I feel like that's weird at work. Yeah, there's a bed isn't that weird? I have the old podcast couch and I if I'm like sitting there and I have like that's covered in farts dude. How long what's the half life on a fart? About four hours? There you go. And couches. That couch has other problems. All those fun. What's going on like couch?

Should I know something? But if I have like 30 minutes, the whole meeting on the couch, I'll do 15 minute. I thought you said, the chat. Yes, I did shout on the couch. She'd never sleep in a hotel bed. But hundreds of people that have fucked in every hotel bed you Probably hundreds of people that have fucked

in every hotel bed you've ever been in. Yeah, but they changed the sheets, that's fine. It always doesn't smell like sex. There's always terrible, so remember we talked about this years ago in the podcast, I think, where? Was it lost? Yeah, it was lost. It was one of the lost podcasts, I think, where

there was a hotel that found someone dead under the mattress. What? Isn't it a rubber or a regress? It was like in four rooms. Yeah. It was that scenario happened where they found a dead body under the mattress. In the mattress or under it? Maybe it was in.

It had to be like they hollowed it out. Yeah. And then it had been there for a couple of weeks. But that guest had stayed in that room. And they found it because people were complaining about the smell. I remember this now. So they were just found it because people were complaining about the smell. I remember this now. So they were just equally fine.

They were complaining about how uncomfortable it was. I think it was like being on a dead person. Carved out or something. Yeah, that's awesome. But the dirtiest thing, the thing I was freak out about, I freak out a lot, a lot, a lot of things in a hotel. Poo-poo on the bathroom floor. It's the remote.

The remote, yeah. Why? I don't want to touch the remote. They don't clean that. Who the fuck uses the TV? I don't think I've ever touched the TV remote hotel. Someone stuck that up there ass. I guarantee you that remote has been up a butthole.

Oh, that. I thought it'd be like semen on it or something. That too. Anybody else had ever had that thought in a hotel? You see that video this week of the dude eating a foot? Oh no. People will do anything. What are you talking about?

Normally, normally, I would say, Gus, don't record people, Eric and private moments, but they were very much in traffic. In traffic, yeah, they were in the street in a car. Not a private moment. It was significant. It was a significant thing. Like I was thinking. Like I was deep-throating the color.

It was a clever part, interesting. The lady just hung her phone. Like, yeah. I think that's part of it, right? She's like so, it's just like, to me, the interesting part about it is when they realized that someone was watching that, like, do a foot deep throat, in the end of the day. And then, it's in a car. And then someone's filming for the next car over.

They look at them like, how dare you? Like, then they pull away. And it was just like, no, they look, they look, sufficiently guilty. The guy looks like he's eating a sandwich at first. He's like, no, they look, they look sufficiently guilty. The guy looks like he's eating a sandwich at first. Is that his foot?

No, it's okay. And she's just like, you know, check in Facebook. Gavin is watching the video also. I didn't like it. That was my reaction. And then it was Gus and Eric who said it to me. And then they just kept talking about it. So I had to come back around to where it was funny,

I guess, I don't know. What's that audio? I'm just tolerating. Yes, there he is. It's like, you're there. You see the person in the filming car going, bro, what you're doing? Is it weird?

Is it weird that I am not into feet? I don't get it. And I'm also not out of feet. Like, people are your put a trace. I'm sick to put, I'm tolerable. I'm just a centric. I'm like, I'm a centrist. Okay.

I don't give a shit about feet one way or the other. It's like you either love feet and you want to jam them down your throat like that guy. Or feet are the worst thing in the world. To me, I don't give a shit. I'm repulsed. I don't care him a shit. I'm repulsed. I don't care about feet. And I find that repulsive.

I find that interesting. Like, I wonder like, what does that guy get out of it? Right? Well, I can tell you what she gets out of it. Hold on enough and keep thinking. Do you think that doesn't count? That doesn't count. Is he rocking a giant bone?

I'm doing that, do you think? Maybe. But it, Eric says that. Like, it's giant bone, I do that, do you think? Maybe. Like, but it, Erics says that so early. Like, it's just sexual. I was, and I'm gonna do this here, and it's gonna upset him, but I was in a, I was in a press thing or an interview with Gus and Jeff, and I'm sitting like this, and I grabbed my shoe like this, that's disgusting.

And they both fucking flipped their lid about it. Have you pissed, huh? Yeah, that's what it happened. Now Gavin, what's wrong with you? What? Yeah. There's a person who happened. How? Gavin, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? He's touching piss. He's touching his piss foot.

What's wrong with you, Gavin? You touching your own shoe is like freaks you out. The bottom? Yeah. I like barely like touching the laces. Yeah. If a laces, if a laces shoe touches a bathroom floor, are you done?

Laces. You don't like touching laces laces? You don't splash in people like to do laces, huh? You have more piss on your shoes than anyone else's piss. Look at that. Get some grandpa shoes. Look at this. What do you have?

No laces. I used to have the converse. They're also made out of wool. So any liquid that gets on there is right through. Yeah. Get you a shoe up on the table and then you're going to

put stuff on the table. Yeah, but he's not going to eat food. That's directly touching the table. We don't eat off this table. This is like a drinks table. You guys all have nice shoes. We all have nice shoes. What do you have?

Oh, we're shoes. I like us the shoes. They're all birds. They are. Give me money. I'ma get some. You look like you're in our retirement home. And that's pretty old.

I'm not gonna get those ones. They're pretty cool. You can't dab on by the shoes. Do you have to use like one of those claws on the end of an arm to pull them on because you can't bend over all the way? But we got one of those in that Amazon box as the sock holster or whatever the fuck it was called. Oh really?

Like the one that like sets up your sock and you just put your foot in. Yeah, I just didn't commercial. Should hold. Yes. Yeah, he was thinking to shoot more. Yeah, it's like a good. We claw on the end of a shoe. But my shoe one doesn't have a claw.

Yeah, like a little grippy like a grip like a sharp. I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, like a shark. I thought like a grip, like a shark. I don't know what he's talking about. Yeah, like a shark. I thought a shoehorn was just like a cub piece of wood that you just jam in the back. Right, that's just sliding to your shoe. That's not cool. So what's the claw? I didn't say shoehorn. I'm the person who's not saying shoehorn.

I'm saying the claw on the end of the show. So explain what you're talking about. It's like a fucking handle and you squeeze it and it goes shoe claw. That's it. How does that help you put your shoe on? You grab the back of the shoe and pull it on. How much is one of those?

No, you can answer that. I'm not going to say it's a shoehorn. I'm not going to say it's a shoehorn. I'm not going to say it's a shoehorn. I'm not going to say it's a shoehorn. I'm not going to say it goes, shoe clawed. That's it. How does that help you put your shoe on? You grab the back of the shoe and pull it on. How much is one of those? No, you can answer that. I'm gonna dignify that with the shoe. There you go. What is that? It's a little pick up.

I've never seen that before. Yeah, that's for picking up garbage. Old people use those all the time to pick up. People put, what is that? Someone put that on. It looks like they're from here. I don't know. They were here old, what is that? It looks like you're wrong with I don't know. They were here old. What is it? How dare you?

How does Eric like foie? How are they? That's not a shoe horn. That's not a shoe horn. It is that that one's got a shoe horn on me and that's a multi function. It's a shoe horn with a wrecking ball. What's that? What's that?

What's the do grab the shoe? Okay, the pull? What's the do? Grab the shoe. Okay, sip. Okay, if God use the shoe, stop. You're an old person. You can't bend over. You need to pick up the shoe to put it in place, to put your foot in it. I need to don't.

Yes, you do. You gotta stick. You just push it, pull it out, shove it in the back, and then you just put the foot in. You're right. You all need the shoe horn. What do you need that shit for? Cause you gotta grab things sometimes.

Look at that. You don't need to do that. Nope, you don't need to. That's just, give it a hold on the skill. I'm with them. You know how when you play pool, you could just, you horn with something unnecessary.

You know what, you guys are not, no matter how old you get, you're not allowed to buy one of those cause you made fun of it. Can we see you side by side with a shoe horn? Like, it's, it's, it's just take off the black bit. That's what a shoe horn is.

Wow, I'm with them. Really? Okay. By the way, why do they have handheld shoe horns? It seems like the long pole you want a foot shoe horn It's like I think if you're sitting down Yeah, but that you know I know if I'm sitting down. I just don't okay So help me out here on the grossness if I'm putting on my shoes gross right? I had to touch my shoes It's a fuck's wrong and I put them on my feet and then do you do the thing with your finger in the back with the heel where you like

basically shoehorn with the heel? Yeah. But that's not, it doesn't ruin your day. You're not touching the bottom of the fucking shoe. And so it's the bottom of the shoe. If you touch the ground, are you all freaked out by that? I don't like touching the ground. The bottom and the top of the shoe is gross.

This is gross. This is gross on this thing, like a malt-easer. If you dropped one of those and a land there, would you eat it? No. Delicious can. Hell no. Delicious can. Absolutely not.

I was taking the ibuprofen earlier and I dropped it on the floor and decided I didn't need that. No, that's a show me the handheld one. That's a waste of plastic. The one on the left. Right. The right. It's metal. What's the one thing you want to find? It's a waste of materials. The one on the left? No, the right. The one on the right. It's metal.

What's the one thing you won't find? It's a waste of materials. Yeah. Definitely. Splitting hairs. You want to speak to us, but in a splitting hairs, you want to remind everyone

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Where'd it be? I feel like that never happens. I had a beer. I normally don't, but I had a beer. Do I have any more beer? Is it beer? You shouldn't do it. Let's keep drinking.

They never get me an IPA, even though I asked nicely. Yeah, I asked nicely. Did you see that archaeologists in Egypt, on earth, 3000 year old cheese? Oh, yeah, I did see that. How do they know it's cheese? They had to run tests on it to figure out what it is. Do you know what it looked like?

It looks kind of gross. Well, look at Skyrim. Cheese. What's the cheese? The mammoth? The mammoth cheese. It's what it looked like. It looked just like that to me.

But kind of like cheese, more petrified. Can you perform? They list what it is here. I know, I don't remember. The chemical makeup. Hey, there's more beer. We're gonna have cheese. Thanks for your time.

They analyzed it via a process called like chromatography and mass spectrometry. Did they try and grate any? They said that it's filled with disease. That's the best. How does disease live alone? The best cheeses are. What they made that up,

because they want to eat all the cheese themselves. I bet that you've got a name that's contaminated with a bacteria called brusela. It's just live cold. Millatin sis, and cause potentially deadly disease brusolosis. And making all that shit out. They got sweet, three thousand,

and all you get that cheese for them. I think there's like a change.org partition to eat the cheese. What'd you do? It sounds like something. No, really? 3300 year old. She's they lost this cheese for a while, by the way.

I guess like they found the tomb that it was buried in in the late 1800s, but the sand shifted and covered it back up. And it only like recently came on Earth again, like a hundred years later. What the fuck? It's crazy to me how little we know about cheese. About just like if you go down like two feet

into the earth that we're done. We don't know most of the planet. Like we photographed, I feel like the planet itself, but we said, it just seems like there should be a device. It's 2018. I should have a device that I could point at a mountain and it goes, this is, this part's all gold, this part's all copper.

You know, we just know that. Like when Minecraft doesn't load, it probably still doesn't load. Right. You can see through some of the blocks that yet you know what's under your house. No, I don't. I don't spiders apparently.

They keep going to my house. I mean, I get to hold out of nothing. And it's dense. I just feel like it's 2018. We share that device, whatever that is. Just like a gun. I got a gun. I can point a gun and I pointed that stuff and tells me how hot it is.

From like across the room. Why do you have that? Totally the same thing. Same thing. Why do you own that? School. You, do you want to why? It's actually, oh God, so embarrassing.

It's actually a really stupid reason. Is it for me? What's your AC broken? I'm gonna say yes, because meat is a way better way to save. It's better. I got to know why I got it. I got a gussel though. Why got it?

Why did I get it, Gus? Grilling? Nope. No, why? I think I got it, it's the image you got one. Was it coffee? Yeah, I was thinking. That is the last thing I want to get for you.

I went to a nerdy like, what's the, what's the, what's the scrillex, what's it called? The scrillex? The chemics? Can I set it? That's it. The chemics, the little flask. The little flask. The little flask. With the bulbous part.

Yeah. This is the generation that went to Hooters. Yeah. Make Hooters. I like Hooters. What can I say? I'm so I laugh about what you talk to me about my bra. This is where it works on liquid.

Yeah. Yeah, it'll work on anything. Why not just do the doubles. It works on the cat. Can you do the best part? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, it'll work on... Yeah, it's about anything. Why not just do it?

It just works on the cat. It works on the cat. Can you use the best part? You know what the worst part of a cat is? You can test this butthole without it. I've never had him to touch it, every again. It backs on to me. The worst part of a cat

from the infrared cameras is the eyeballs. Really? That is. Fine, hottest, heart of fucking hat. It's good to tell me the feet. So you can use it on me. Oh, I guess I wasn't pointing at it. It's a hat feet.

It's just a gun, you don't have to. It's like a laser. That's it, that's it, dude. And it works. It's like great. Please answer this question genuinely. How much did that cost? 30 bucks, maybe?

Yeah, it's real cheap. 25, 30 bucks? They also have the take measures. Do you see the same thing? Hit the button, touch it on a far away, something is. Ooh. I can't wait to do like, we're set, tell you how much time it takes.

I'm gonna cut it. Well, it's now it's the measure. It's just a measure. A laser measure. Go, link. Oh, jinx. What would be the best thing to be able to detect a distance?

Huh? Money. Ha ha ha. What would be the best thing to be able to detect at a distance? Huh? Money? Ha ha ha ha. Aliens. What if you could detect all the coins that were on the ground around you? The same as saying what's the best thing to detect, period. Well some stuff you detect like is the acid in this? I could just drop some universal indicator in it, but I had to interact with it.

I can't tell it at distance if liquid is acidic. Right. How about somebody's mad? I wonder if, yeah, I think it would be a problem. Right. Like, what's your emotional level? Like, if you're storming towards me, I wanna know in advance whether I should turn the other way.

Yeah. How mad Bernie, deviate. Or my part. What he's mad about? Was it Gavin's fault? First time he's gonna hit you. He hit him first. I feel like the maddest they've seen you,, or my pot. He's mad about. Was it Gavin's fault? I was gonna hit you. He hit him first. I feel like the maddest I've seen you wasn't my fault.

So what I get mad about? Oh, Jack's thing when you lost the, you're mad about that. Madden, you mad in the Apple once. Ooh, yeah, you know, I got a match. And I ain't tweet about it. The go figure. No, I was on Tudor, we went to Tokyo.

Is this Tokyo thing? Yeah, yeah, we're Tokyo for laser team, premier in Tokyo. And where was it? It was Tokyo. It was Japan. And it was weird, because that was at a film festival. So we were like a foreign film festival.

So the audience was like super serious and asking us all these super, that's the question. It was really, it was really amazing. But I brought my son JD with me, but his mom was like, couldn't, we couldn't figure out if we could pull him out of school in Texas, I assume it's other place as well.

If you pull a kid out of school, they flip the fuck out. It's like, hey, I'm taking my kid. I used to be like, I'm taking him to NASA to help troubleshoot mission control. He's gonna learn all about engineering in one week. They'd be like, you can't have him in school. Well, you need to get him. The school district loses money.

Yeah, so what? Take the fucking hit. Yeah, but that's not funny. Yeah, but that's funny. They don't care about what the kids do. And they just care about the money that they're getting. That's horrible for us. I acknowledge that you should.

I agree, but that's it. They just want the money. You pay your taxes? You can take your kid out of school? No, doesn't your letter say, like literally the second day? I think I said no, you don't pay your taxes. I'm gonna tell you. I definitely pay my taxes.

Almost got them. They, uh, my taxes were a lot last year. Brack about it. Nobody. Not gonna work. But the second day the kid is out of school, they sent you a fucking letter, which is, it's a form letter, but it's essentially like, if your kid misses any of school, they sent you a fucking letter, which is, it's a form letter, but it's essentially like,

if your kid misses any more school or misses certain Mondays, we'll take your child away from you. Really? That's like, that's the first letter they sent you. I'm gonna bring one of these letters in. And I have seen, I've been dropping my kids off at school and there's a fucking parent in the principal's office

with a hold in the letter screaming at them. It's like, you know, I seem to calm down and I know because I marched into that same office and I'm like, letter, I'll fuck off. Anyway, the school is going to take him or they're going to be like given to my social status. Yeah. Yeah. Now they put him on any day.

Style protective services. They find someone willing to pay for the kid. So they, uh, so I can finally give Mrs. Mom, JD's mom, to let him come out of school for a few days in Japan with us. But then I had to book him separately on an international flight, and that was a huge problem. And then the way back, they delayed or overbooked

one of our tickets. So they were just gonna split us up and put us on two different flights. I was like, I'm not gonna leave my kid in another country for a few hours. I'm just not gonna do you understand. I'm not gonna fucking do that. So anyway, it was a fresh rating experience with a certain airline that I won't name because I don't need help with my customer service situations. I can handle them on my own. It was a huge airline. It was a non-stop off to the Tokyo flight on Hooters Air.

That's where they made most of their money. Yeah. That's why I'm not mad about it anymore. I got to talk to somebody about all my problems. Oh, you got to do, you missed the flight. You just don't get on the earlier flight. 10 hours. I was totally prepared to do that.

Yeah, stay on the later one. Yeah. I was totally prepared to do that. Yeah, that's terrible. This is my solution was way worse, by the way. Was it screaming? We both got upgraded to business class, which was all cool. Which I, by the way, had never, ever in my life flown,

and still haven't since then, flown business class international, my fucking kid, sorry, go on my fucking kid, but he's my first international trip. He flies business class. Yeah, but here's the thing, every time I assume, start the system like airline shit, you've been executive platinum like the whole time for ages, right? Yeah, so you get a system might upgrades, which means you get a free upgrade. Yeah, I know about how this works.

I mean, you've been wasting them. I didn't pay attention to that. Yeah, that means you've been an economy four times per year when you could have been a business for free. Sure, I guess. The really tough thing was the upgrade is, they upgraded him first and I still didn't have my ticket on this plane because the overbooking thing.

And so I was like, just put him in business class, the upgrade his and then give me his seat in coach. I said, we'll just be done with this. And then they go and hold the checking all the stuff. And then I said, I said coach. I said, we'll just be done with this. And then they go on hold, they're checking all the stuff. And then I said, I said, so I said, so if we get one scene business class, I said, we want unfortunately, JD, we were not going to be able to sit together. He's 14.

It wasn't like he was super young, but I was just like, we want to be able to sit together. So, you know, I'll take the business class seat and you can sit in coach. I guess why do you get the business class seat? I was like, fucking excuse me. Well, if they said it was my ticket. That was gonna get him.

I'm like, I'm not fucking joking. There's another solution that you need to be responsible. Yeah. Yeah. I hope you're brushed up in your Japanese while you were here. I got you. Yeah. So I had a really funny thing happen last night.

I'm still playing Sea of Thieves. You must be stopped. I like Sea of Thieves. Gavin's not a fan. I like the game. My sticker keeps messing with him. I want to move it up. I went to Rudy's for lunch day.

Got my clean hands. Did you go with? What was my invite? Oh, did you want to go? I went with Ashley and my friend who was in town. I'm my friend who is a much better sleeper than I am. That king of the vine fame now YouTube and Instagram. He does those magic vines.

Jordan, do you know this guy? You know, trust me, you would know it. You've seen it. I guarantee you. Definitely. He was on the same season. They're amazing words. He was.

Yeah. As me. And that's how he knew, like, if there was, we were on the train going somewhere, like a subway train going two stops and we were five minutes on the train, he would do this move where he would take his strings on his hoodie. He'd pull it, make his hoodie go down to nothing and then he would just instantly fall asleep. He could sleep like five minutes at a time.

So it's a gift. It's a gift. It's a super power. Anyway, he was in town. So we were hanging out and doing some stuff and then, you go to the bedroom. We had taken to barbecue. So you know, if he's in town, we have to go barbecue. There's a one on like, the modern stuff.

Did you go to that? That's the one we went to. That one's not as good. Shut your fucking face, this is him. I'm watching to make sure I've seen this before. I haven't. Whoa. Imagine he does lots of stuff with perspective.

That was awesome. Yeah, and you'll find on a rabbit hole of watching his stuff. I'm doing it right now. The fuck. That's not real. It's a good call. Good call. Good call.

But you know when he was lost here, it was a significant day. He was here once before, what was he here? He came to King Edward. He was here the day we shot the very first million dollars butt round table. Oh, was that, was that the thing? Was it? Was right, we shot it right here, right?

I remember because I was in the middle of shooting with Dan and you like come shoot this thing and then I came here and then you were gone for an hour because you were at lunch with him. Oh, okay. So I sat with my thumb in my last friend hour for those you could Yeah, I do remember that that was shitty of me to do that and it was really nice and sunny and I was like, man I could be shooting right now. Yeah, I'm sorry, dude. Sorry. I'm not I'm not gonna ask for an apology or anything But do you remember the the time you went to Vidcon and you had me? Oh, man I can hit you with my front the booth and or anything, but do you remember the time you went to VidCon and you had me?

Oh man, I can't hit you with my butt, run the booth. And you kind of just, I was like, okay, cool. Go ahead and run that. And I was like, okay, how do I break everything down and send it back? I don't know, bye. And then you left. No, I don't remember this at all.

Hey, I didn't know that. B, why do we have a booth of VidCon? Yeah, it's probably it. Yeah, we made a zero dollar. It was not a great. It was, I think it was like the first time we went to VidCon, we, it's probably it. Yeah, we made a zero dollar. It was not a great. It was, I think, it was like the first time we went to VidCon, we didn't know how it worked. Yeah. Everybody set up the booth. Yeah, it was set up when I got there and I employed like two of my friends. And then luckily, Katie, Jack's now wife was stopping over in LA on her way to

RTX. And she had some familiarity with doing booths for Hannaby and stuff, so she kind of knew how it worked. It was the old podcast set. It was. Yeah, and then we were still using that as a boot. I had a call Gus and be like, do I have all these forms filled out correctly? We were the last people to work. I remember that.

Yeah, helping with the forms. Yeah. And then I was just like, I was like, oh, sure, surely Bernie will explain to me how it worked. I think I fucked up and the shipment got lost. And then and then I was just like I was like, oh sure surely Bernie will explain to me how it was And then that was my And then I think I fucked up and the shipment got lost. You got misdirected. Yeah, because it was supposed to go to San Diego for comment Right. Yeah, and it was it was obviously not far. No, it didn't make it there It did not so what did we used to do when the set was gone? So yeah, thanks Jordan you never brought this up before since whoever set up the booth is the person who takes it away.

That's what happens. I didn't set up the booth. Did you set up the booth? Who's the magic person who set up the booth? I might have. I don't remember because the ordeal was taking it down and I'm skipping it. You took the podcast set out of those masses.

I did not. Raiders of the lost art boxes. And it was set up when I got there. Right. So who did that? Who did you pay to do it? I don't know. I didn't And it was set up when I got there. Right, so who did that? Who did you pay to do it? I don't know. I didn't do it.

I didn't even get paid. You probably had labor on site labor paid to do that. How do they know the layout? Labor. With that set inside the big door, if you open the door, there was a packet, a envelope with instructions on how to put it together. What's the heart?

What's the heart? And you had a fence there. It wasn't hard for you there was a heart for you. It was a heart for you. Like, what is the other choice? You've been dealing with me and like kicking me into LVAs because I was so happy. That was probably why you didn't want to. VidCon is VidCon.

That was hence. That was also the VidCon where you showed up, like the second day and you were like, I'm still drunk from last night. It was like 2 p.m. It was a bad night. Yeah, bad night. Yeah, the little voice telling him to stop. Yeah, lost the network.

I never go to a party with OpenBar because it's not you. It's other people will just shove drinks in your hand. Yeah. And you just don't put them down. I don't even like it. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question.

So we're going a friend of ours we used to work with. So let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. So we're going a friend of ours we used to work with, Jen Hassan, is she's been accepted to a very prestigious art school, Ivy League, so she's leaving the country, she's leaving Austin. She hasn't worked for us for a long time.

You might have seen her in videos from the old Superco. She's awesome. She's a very accomplished artist. Like she was super accomplished like sitting in, like she was Kara and then her, right? Cara had the office coordinator position and then Jen handed after. Anyway, she's going, she's leaving town,

so I organized drinks. And I invited, I said, you know, let's see this drinks, do I have to pay for these drinks? Let's go and get in that here. Yes. If I invite you to organize it and invite other people, I think the expectation, I think. I have to buy at least one drink for everyone.

Well, how does that work? Hey, I want to buy around. So wait, have you ever bought a fucking drink other people? I think the expectation. Yeah, I think. Get to buy at least one drink for everyone. Well, how does that work? Hey, I want to buy around. So wait, have you ever bought a fucking drink for people? I'm telling you about this. You think this group's gonna show up at the same fucking time? You do it in the middle of the stay, you wait. You don't do it right at the top. Yeah, you wait a bit.

Oh, I don't think you're responsible. Yeah, for any of that financially. I think I feel like I am. You should at least buy Jens. I feel like I am. If Gavin thinks you're not responsible, you're definitely responsible. I mean, you're meant to think for our stuff.

So wait, if I organize a get together, I'm paying for all the drinks. First of all, Gavin, in what world are you organizing and get together? That's why I'm very surprised by that. That's the way he said it. It's a shock when he said it. What would that take?

What would that take for Gavin? About tree-fitting. And if I organize like a dinner for your lovely girlfriend, Mac, yeah, but we usually just two of you. Yeah, just two of you. And I'm organized like a dinner for your lovely girlfriend, Meg. Yeah, but we usually just, just two of you. Yeah, just two of you. Okay. He doesn't hang out with other people.

Nevermind. But would you ever third Dan? I, I, I, yeah. I've organized downtown shit because Dan's been in town. We're like, let's go. And then we just go downtown. Right. But I'm not like, if I did it via text,

I'm off the hook on the drinks. Yeah, but you set like an email invite. The email invite list. I'm not on this list. And you had to RSVP and stuff. I don't have to RSVP. Right, but it was an option. But it makes it more formal.

It's good to know if you're coming. Now you know. Also, we've all known each other a long period of time. With certain people RSVP, other people are like, I am not God. So, and this was a group of people who, I'll never go back. Are you going?

I am going. Never mind. And that's why you're ditching me tonight, right? Do you want to go out tonight? Well, if you want to go out and, you know, have our time on Wednesday. Let's go tonight. Let's go out for, let's go out for a visit.

I got, I got a mitt, right? I, I don't know whether it's just because I'm older than I was before. I love it when people cancel on me so much. Really? I can't, I'm open though. I can't, I'm open though. No, no, no, no, but I'm, if ever it's like, yeah,

I can't wait to see this person and then they're like, yeah, we're starting out. But then when the time comes, I'm like, oh man, I've got so much to do, or I'm just tired. And then they cancel. And it's like, I love that person so much for cancer. I love it. That flips.

That turns again. Because there's a point in time when you want to go to stuff, and you get excited and people invite you to stuff. And then after a while, you're kind of thinking going to stuff, and then you get happy when people cancel on you. And maybe even go so far as to be happy when you get invited to stuff, even. But then that turns around where you want to you want to do stuff again I'm so waiting for him to come on the other side. It doesn't it doesn't always turn around I'm gonna give you the opposing view point sir some face is a

Because there was a time like for example with your bullshit invite to it was called to watch Crystal Piles play Tottenham I was too close. I was like yeah looking forward to this that we fun And then you can't say I was like man, well. Yeah, looking forward to this, it'd be fun. And then you can't say, I was like, man, boy, little baby. Now I would love it if you can. Yeah, it was early. It was cool.

Well, the game was probably at 630. It was early. Are you going Wednesday? Yes. Are you going Wednesday? No, I think I actually peed to that already. Did you? I thought I did.

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received podcasts and for making stylish watches and sunglasses. All right, I wanna bring burning into a conversation that we had last week. So Alan, Abdeen, R-S-R-S-R-P-D. Repeat note that he's not coming. Oh, I'll go. Yeah, so I feel like if I was buying drinks Alan would come That's what so that's an indication of me. I don't have to pay for drinks because Alan's not gonna be there Yeah, he'd be he's the indicator a nice glass is there What you doing deal with it?

My god, you're gonna dabble How much does it cost? I think, man, Gavin, you said what's the conversation from last week? Okay, so the last week, I was told about this and Gus came up with a good solution that apparently everyone already knew. You buy something on Amazon, right? It arrives.

What? What's the, I'm on board. It arrives. It's the incorrect item. It's not what you wanted. Yeah, right. Now it's on you to ship it back. Yes. Otherwise, they'll charge you for it.

Yes. And I think that's bullshit. You should, you can probably just call it and hit me down the customer service thing and say, hey, I didn't order this shit. Yeah. And then like, you need to return it to us in 30 days as we'll all charge you for it.

Wow. What is the household there? To have a good deal. Yeah, you know, you just put it back on your porch, right? Yeah. That's what I didn't know before. But I think that's what I was gonna say. I think if they send you something in error, it's yours and you should keep it.

Yeah, that's kind of like when I used to work in retail, when something didn't have a price on it and everyone says, so it's free. It's just like, can we not make this joke for the believe it's not? This is, I gotta find the price for this item. There's no information on it. Can I at least not get the dumb fucking joke?

But it's happened to me a few times and I didn't realize you could just put it on the floor. So I've been like walking to a UPS and dropping it off of stuff. I'm like, man, let's take your time out of my day. Take it to the administrative office here. Yeah, but then I'm involving my co-work as in my personal purchases.

Is this, is this, is this, put it there with all the other packages going out? I kind of have to step a lot around. Yeah. other packages going out. We can't ship stuff all out around. Yeah, we can't all do that. You can't, I mean, that's not more work for them. The UPS delivery person just comes and grabs whatever packages are going out. All right, why didn't know about that either?

So we're solving so many problems. So you just don't know how like delivery works or anything. It sounds like you could use that. I don't ship a lot of stuff. Crash course on. They just throw it at you and it's like, well, if that was $100, you're gonna be charged to $100 if you don't give it back to us.

My house's down to hill. And like, the progressively, the delivery people have gotten less enthusiastic about bringing your things all the way to the front door. So like, it was like at the top of the stairs. It's like, three quarters of the way up the stairs. I literally had one. I couldn't believe this.

You guys know my setup or my mailbox? I've never seen this before ever. Amazon delivery, it was at my curb. It was just sitting beside my mailbox. Like just sit. They didn't like paperboy style. They're just like tossing it out. Is it driving by?

To be fair, I couldn't believe it. At this point, having bids you have several times, I don't know what one's the front door. Why not? Which one is it? Just when you come in. It's the one facing the street. Come in most of them.

Gross. Hahaha. Hahaha. My delivery guy who's been doing this. That's why I don't use the door at Bernie's house. You really don't know what my front door is. Which one is it? Is it hard to figure out why?

Because you're in my house? Mm-hmm. I've been invited. I know. I'm done inviting you stuff. Which one the front one is it? Is it hard to figure out? I've been invited. I know I'm done inviting you stuff. Which one the front one is? It's over. I'm gonna come back around. I'm still on the other side of these days. You know which one is the front door, right? Yeah. Yeah. Don't be jerk. It's the facing the street. So not the one near the drive where you walk up. No, that's the back door.

Barbara shows. Hey, hey, he's the guy looking for three drinks on Wednesday. Thanks be. So fuck off. My, my, my, my, my, my, I'm just a delivery guy. He on Wednesday, thanks B. So, fuck off, part of my heart. My Amazon delivery guy, there's like a few steps to the front door. And he walks up the steps, but then from the top of the steps, throws it onto the mat. And it's like, oh, it's like, maybe six feet. And it's like, you only came up the steps, put it down. He's throwing stuff.

He threw like a two grand hard driving closure the other day. Geez. Two grand hard driving closure. That's like a big nasty thing. If it's like, if it's like, love it. If it's like in a bag, like a plastic sack, kind of delivery and it's something soft, I'm okay with them throwing.

If it comes in a cardboard box, place it there. No, no. No throw. Don't throw it though on the person's step. It's just respect. Cameras are too common these days. Yeah. Security cameras.

You're gonna get caught if you do that. I also don't even notice it from the cameras. I just hear stuff hitting the door. Maybe he's just dropping it really loudly. I got in trouble with my UPS delivery driver recently. Uh-oh, what'd you do? How can I tell the story? She was upset with me because I got a delivery

and it didn't have my unit on it. And I was like, I swear I put it on there. She's like, well, it's not on the package. She's like, well, I put it when I ordered the thing, they must just not have printed it. She's like, well, it doesn't say, you need to put it. I say, I put it. I don't know why you're mad at me.

Yeah, you're not saying the label. So you get it. Right. Whoever I bought this from, they didn't print it right. She's like, well, you need to make sure. You're like, I can't know why you're mad at me. Yeah, you're not seeing the label. So you get it. Right. Whoever I bought this from, they didn't print it right. She's like, well, you need to make sure. You're like, I can't make sure. Because I didn't print the fucking label. Yeah.

It was like this one. This huge, who even circular argument. It's like, it's huge. It's like, you know where I live. You've known me. You know that that's me and that I'm over here. That's it was there. It's a rational.

Yeah. That's my package. Like, that's great. Honey. They just set it's the rational. That's my package. They just set it on the curb. I was like, get a big wide view. You can see it's like, they just set on the curb. Like, right at the... Oh, that's not the curb to the street. Yeah. It is?

That's the street. That's my car is in the street. It's like next to the driveway. That's on your property. It's on the property, but what does that mean? Why do you set it up by the curb, I think man, there's like, on the road where you drive up to the curve. I would have put it like in the middle of the driveway,

so he definitely sees it. They set it on the front of my property. They just set it like, if they pulled up the curb and they leaned out and put it on my property. They kind of put it off to the side. Like, are you looking at that spot every time you drive up? It's right by the mailbox. They put it next to the mailbox. It's the you looking at that spot every time you drive off? It's right by the mailbox. They put it next to the mailbox.

It's the mailbox is in the front yard in a traditional American setup, where although all the houses now, it seems like they have centralized. They're getting lazy about the liver and male. I fucking have that and I hate it because I have to stop at the mailbox, go out of my way, on my way home. It's like, I just want to go home, but I have to stop there in the mailbox. But after I moved, I didn't know that's what I had. I was like, what was I doing?

No mail. After three months, I was like, and then the delivery person knocked on the door and they were like, you have to enter your box. I was like, oh, it's a mailbox somewhere. Yeah. Never knew where it was. You could find it.

It wasn't an impact. It wasn't an impact. It wasn't an impact. So you probably went and this thing was probably jammed with mail. You pulled it all out. What percentage of that was actual mail? You know, it's that answer.

100% of it was junk. It's junk. It's like, it's like the mail delivery service, they just, they deliver trash to you. They just, they just, they just, they just don't know the two things. They deliver trash to you and they lose packages that you're waiting for.

Yeah. That's all the post-sturch. I'm basically a middle man for the garbage company. We're exactly. you're waiting for. Yeah, all the post-sturch. I'm basically a middleman for the garbage company. Recycling. Yeah. If the IRS dealt with email and not let's us, I would never check mail. I would not use mail. I pretty much have every single thing automated at this point.

Yeah. That's it. I get nothing. Yeah, IRS, I get it, but it's illegal to take down a mailbox. You can't like say no mail. Yeah, no, man. You think you know why? Because they make money Yeah, no, man. Is it gonna like, is they make money from the direct mail shit?

Is that a sign for the episode? Well, I mean, he tried to can't even, he tried to do him and freaked out on the phone. Yeah, he tried to like cancel his mail service. Yeah, I want to cancel the mail. Have you ever gotten a package that's delivered to the mailbox and they put it

in the special keyhole thing on the bottom? Yeah, the big one. Yeah, and then you have to figure out how the fuck the key works. And like which one it opens. I got one key and you have a key. Yeah, they have a key that opens it all the time. Yeah. And well, they have a key, they give you a key and then they scribble on it, like which one it's for and you can't really make it out and like the labeling on the mailbox is inconsistent. So you just are trying every single one until it works. What happens?

It just looks like a maniac doing Doing it the way England does it, with a hole in the door and your mail just is in your house. What's wrong with that? Well, people can break in. For packages, they have a gigantic hole? No, no, no. Okay. I'm totally not just like mail it.

Yeah, like at no point, could my mail in England be full? We have lettering slots here as well. They're just being older. Yeah, it's just more walking. They're moving to the system now where you have the centralized mailbox. So that you can buy some of these money

because nobody mails things anymore. My blood carrier think walks around just walks the neighborhood. Doesn't get a truck at all. Okay, hello this guy. He's nice dude. My man will call a big floppy hat. I like my mail guy doesn't even drive like a postal service van or anything.

It's just his truck. That's the guy that stole mail. Yeah, he shows up and he opens all of them, I guess. Should he be doing that or just, did he steal the key? I told everything but the vehicle. Yeah, the start doing the job, dude. My mailman, I was like, I have, I'm outside a lot, so I see him a lot.

Whenever he comes and puts something down, I say, thank you for doing that. You know, if I see him at the mail box, he says, I have a nice day. I feel like we're definitely beyond the point at which I should know what his name is. And I don't know how to find out what my mailman's name is. I don't think I have to say him. I think I've, yeah, but I feel like I should know because it's like we're friendly. We're friendly. But we weren't by the time got to be friendly. I don't care. I don't care. He's wearing like a name tag. Oh, maybe're friendly. But by the time it got to be friendly, you feel it? Why don't letter carriers wear like a name tag?

Oh, maybe he does. I feel like this shouldn't be like a sign fell situation. This should just be you got up to him being like, I feel like we talk all the time, but I don't know your name. Yeah, what is it? There you go. And then he would cry,

because he'd be like, Oh, he knows my name, it's on the fucking letter. So he should start putting a little stamps and say delivered by this person on all your mail. No, because then you know who to blame when she gets fucked up. Yeah. And she gets fucked up all the time. Gus loves the United States Postal Sites. Yeah, I'm up.

Yeah. There's a bug bugs me about junk mail. I can take like the flyers and booze and all that stuff and it's like, okay, I just accepted it for the one letter I need like every three months. I got to put up with all those other shit. I don't like The shit that gets disguised as real male or disguised as a bill like a handwritten envelope Yeah, for the new spectrum of something. Yeah, you see to the same letter and you can tell it's I've got a problem with spectrum I do as well. What's your cable company? something like that. Yeah, you see two of the same letter and you can tell it's, I've got a problem with Spectrum.

I do as well. What's your cable company? Formerly time-order cable. So, I know. Not as a cable, I'm not a... I'm the vision of AT&T. I know, I fucking know it was Spectrum. That's not right.

Because Spectrum is the only company that sends me junk mail in Spanish. Yep. Well, your name's Gustavo. Right. I'll get letters. I don't propose one. I know this is from Spectrum because it's in Spanish. Yep, you know, you're just a stava. Right. It's like, I'll get letters. I'm like, don't, I know this is from spectrum because it's in Spanish. I hope, like, yep, it's from spectrum. I got to address different in Spanish. No, but I was yesterday. I got, I got, like, open now in Spanish. I got a, a movie yesterday of the day before. I got a telemarketer call, but it didn't,

like, I didn't know what it was. I asked answered this phone call and it was a telemarketer calling me speaking Spanish. That's never happened. So I know spectrum fucking sold my information to another company that's now giving me junk phone calls in Spanish. I'm on a spectrum. I'm going to find you fucking assholes. I get that. I don't, I don't understand why there's the only ones who send me shit in Spanish.

It's just being elaborate prank from your friends. Oh, wait a minute. Frank was frankity. understand why there's the only ones who send me shit in Spanish. It's just being a elaborate prank from your friends. Oh, wait a minute. It was pranked. It's a prank to see. I had a thing to an email, I guess spam. And if it's spam from like, I ordered recently a LA Dodgers cat, but one that was big enough to fit my giant head. And so your big Dodgers, the MLB, yeah, I like the Dodgers.

You like the Dodgers? Or are you a big Dodgers? I like the Dodgers, or are you a big Dodgers thing? I like the Dodgers, I wouldn't say a huge Dodgers thing. They're my main staff team that I follow. I have a hat, I like the hats, is that all you have? I like the angels. Oh, do you? Oh, no, no, we had a problem, it's very a problem.

So the MLB had my email address, I'm saying, hey, there's new jerseys for the Dodgers in here. I was like, oh, clearly, they put me on their the Dodgers in here. I was like, oh, clearly they put me on their list because I bought Hat recently, so I unsubscribed. Normal thing, no big deal. But I feel like there's some emails that I get that are spam emails that are like kind of like low level. I don't know how to put it like,

hey, oh, gonna be in your area soon with a seminar and how to be great at real estate or some shit like that. I get the most risk of that. I, nobody ever tries to fuck me in spam. I'm always getting like these seminars. We're gonna learn to be motivated. It's like, where I get the most bad. Nobody ever tries to fuck me in spam. I'm always getting like these seminars. We're gonna learn to be a motivated guy. It's like, where's all the sex emails? What am I doing?

It's like generating this fucking horrible sexier than it is. I'm getting a great one. Let me find an example. But I won't unsubscribe from those because I don't want to confirm to them that I got it. Does that make sense? You just want to block them?

That's a real thing. You like us? Yes, absolutely. Because if I had to describe it like, oh, this is a working email address, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, right Gus? Yes, absolutely. Because if I had to drive you like, oh, this is a working email address, bleh, and they sell it to everybody else. Do you get this one? I get this one every now and then.

Right. Hi, victim. Hi, victim. It's snowflake. I write you because I put malware on the web page with porn which you have visited. I don't get that. My virus grabbed all your personal info

and turned on your camera, which captured the process of your master. Oh, and is I think they mean masturbation. Just after that the soft saved your contact list. I will delete the compromising video and info if you pay me $300 in Bitcoin. This is the I just repayment. I give you 30 hours after you open my message for making the transaction. As soon as you read the message I'll see it right away. It just like goes on it's like, what?

They're just trying to extort me. Yeah. Yeah, great. Half on with that dude. There's not a video. No one else has gotten that? I get that five times a day. I feel like.

I feel like. I feel like even if a picture of you, a video of you jacking off went up, you'd be like, oh well. Just like that. Honestly, it was a matter of time. Ironically, I only jack off to videos of Gus Jacking off. It's circular.

What would be worse for you leaking? Video of you jacking off or just the information of what you would jacking off to? Oh my gosh, that's a really good question. I think I'm pretty vanilla though. Yeah, I think I'm like, I'm a good kid. I'm like, who a tit? Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm pretty vanilla though. Yeah, I think I'm like being altered like who a tit. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not being thrown in a foot. I'm not throwing a foot or anything. I mean, it's fine.

Yeah. I mean, I like normal stuff. Just you people banging, crying diaper stuff. No, no. No. No. No, no. People banging and I provides no information.

Was that just like man and a woman? Just people banging. I was making a joke. She went into the diaper thing. She went banging. It's what, it's like man and a woman just people make you I was making a joke human to the diaper thing human's banging It's what it's what he's enjoying. I was trying to break that down for me Go go deeper here in this category. Oh, I was trying to find out the diaper was not in the truth for it Yeah, but I like I get this spam and so I'm always afraid done subscribe to it because I'm afraid of my unsubscribe to it They're gonna say alright people in chatter saying that they might also know if you look at the

message that it might load an image in there and they can tell. That's why I don't load images. Don't we? It doesn't so if you do that, then you say so if you did that. Yeah, well, a lot of marketing people do that when they put a little pixel snake it's on one little pixel image and it loads that little pixel when it loads the image loads the pixel that comes from their server and they go, oh, we got to hit on this. So I would just trace the link to that pixel everywhere.

Oh, this guy's gone viral. This guy really likes our email. Yeah, look at all the people he's shown. No, she's in the much right. Wait, I'm going to wrap up. We'll go ahead. So playing C of thieves, we got away from this. Oh, yeah, this thing we tried to come up with.

We're playing C of thieves. You need to be stopped. So and I ended up with this group of, this crew, they're amazing. It's actually fun to play C of thieves with a good crew. Okay. I mean, like 100,000 gold in like two hours. Wow. But what, for what?

It's just a game. It's fun and that's it. Anyway, to the point of the story, playing for a while, and then we had that moment that tends to happen sometimes when we play online was, you got mad. I mean, playing for a while. And then we had that moment that tends to happen sometimes when we play online was, you got mad. I've been playing for, yeah, definitely. Dude, my kids should not play C of D with me

because we just argue constantly. Teddy will not fucking listen to anything. He will not, he will not listen. We got a Teddy story. It's like, what, 13? Yeah, he's doing his own thing. I don't even know why he plays the game with us. It's like, if we're all fighting something, he's like, I'm busy over here, I'm shining's doing his own thing. I don't even know why he plays the game with us. It's like if we're all fighting something,

he's like, I'm busy over here, I'm shining a light on a tree. I don't know what he's doing. I like his style. Dear dumb kid voice, he wanted to, oh, I'm just going to lay a tree. But, um, great. So we were playing, I was playing for a while,

I was playing for a while with this group. And sometimes the moment that happens where someone goes, they read my gamer tag which is Bernie burns. Bernie burns they go are you the real Bernie burns and I say yes. And they're like are you really and I said yeah I'm really I'm really Bernie burns I don't think anybody would fake me. I'm like ever and this guy I remember his name is ill-caster he goes oh I'm a huge I was huge fan of red versus blue. I was like oh thanks, that's really cool. It's still going on.

And then these other guys, like the other people that crew come up and he's like, in the, who is this? I don't get this, when they're like, oh, he made, he made this show red versus blue and everything. And I was like, yeah, very like normal interaction. Then this guy busts out this fact. He goes, yeah, I drove from Michigan. I was at the season two premiere, season one at the Lincoln Center.

I was like, what's that? I go, were you really? That's like, 100, 150 people. Yeah, yeah. Like, one of the first big things we ever did, and I just randomly ran into this dude, playing CFDs, 14 years later. That was really weird, I thought.

So we must have met the guy. Well, did we must have met? Because we know he said he has assigned season one DVD. Yeah, we'll sign stuff for everyone that was in the audience. It was the first time we ever signed. Yeah, and then we we invited anyone who's over 21 to like a bar down the street. Yeah, so does that mean he has Joel Heyman, Joel. He does probably. It's one of the few times that people could get all the cast except for Yo-Marie.

She wasn't a demon. But I've seen her for ages. Where is she? She didn't come to us. She didn't come to us. No, she didn't come to us. I don't think they paid for her to come. We'll have to fix that.

We'll have to fix that. We'll have to fix that. She can graduate me on my engagement. We'll have to fix that. She's a nice woman. We like you, Mary. All right. Well, let's wrap up. You'll marry a place. And on that note, thanks for watching, woman. We like you Mary. All right, well, let's wrap up.

You're Mary, and on that note, thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you guys next week. Bye, bye. I'm going to be a little bit more careful. Do you like apples? All right, examples. Together in Trempit hosts, Characombs, Characombs are free of ideas of nothing to do with this podcast. Analyze various unsolved and rooster teeth's cryptic podcast, f*** face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts. It's f*** face, a podcast.

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