Rooster Teeth Podcast - Is Burnie Too Big for Yoga? - #507

Episode Date: August 28, 2018

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You just sat down like 10 seconds ago. Gavin Turner looked at the closet. No, be with the person. The other person who sat down 10 seconds ago. Oh, both of us? No, just closet. No, do it the perfect. The other person who sat down 10 seconds ago, both of us? No, just you. Oh, okay. Two things.

I don't know. One of the two big promises that you always say, you make to yourself and that you don't fall for. To be a good lover. You've been talking about that this weekend. To it? Yeah. You said, I think we were talking about like,

if what would you do if you could turn into a dragon and you're a girlfriend around your back and you said, basically, well, she should get something out of the relationship. I forget what it was, though. Where were we talking about? Oh, it was a good little quip. What would you do if you know you could turn into a dragon and your girlfriend arrived your back and just basically Well, she should get something out of the relationship. I forget what it was though. Where are we talking? I was a good little quip. Yeah, remember that does she doesn't get anything else other relationship It's actually anything else, but I always promise myself two things eat better. Oh, that's Please you can do guys have the thing when you start eating and you just can't stop do you have that nope? Prangles I can live in Barbara

can't stop. Do you have that? Nope. Uh, I can eat non-stop. I could eat indefinitely. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm not a dog. So when I'm full, even if they're sitting in front of me, I'm I stop. I mean, I have what you eat until you buy. I'm insulting to your dog that you would say. That's a bad thing. He does it. I have to fun clean it up. He knows what he does. I have to find cleaning up. He knows what he does. What do you think? I'm saying, I watched you into he threw up ones. Like, I thought, what do I do? Oh, that's true. I know what's going. Well, that was a challenge.

That's a little different. Now, there's two things I always promise myself. You did it to me through up though. Is when I get a new pair of shoes, I tell myself, this is gonna be the pair of shoes that I always unlace and tie every time I take them on and off. Instead of like, pushing my foot in. It's a preserve in a little bit.

Right, and like, I gotta hook the finger into the heel. The other thing is, this is the pair of glasses that I'm always gonna wipe with a cloth, the little soft cloth, this pair of glass, and be like, look at this thing, Barbara, it's like Darryl panked up. I can't see that look fine from my perspective. Oh, yeah, mine.

Is that a system residue? It's like scratches and everything else. Cause I'm like, just, I'm like, I'm like, so you saying you need a shoehorn. From a glasses, no, that doesn't make any sense. I'm going back to the fun shoehorn discussion again. Back on it. Two minutes in.

What's this? What shoehorn? I ordered one this weekend. No, you did. I didn't. I didn't. It's the thing that helps you put your shoe on. You put it in your shoe.

When you're all and you can't bend down. Oh, I feel like I'm going to need one of those. Why? Because I'm already I'm very unplexable. Like I already have trouble touching my toes. Do yoga. You feel young, that's something you can work on. Yeah, you feel elastic.

Can I hear yoga? No. Have you done yoga? I've done yoga. I've done yoga. I'm terrible at it. I'm a lot. Does it?

It also makes you queeful a lot. Really? Yeah. That was in my experience. Just do it. Did you do it? It also makes you queefe a lot. Really? Yeah. That was my experience. Just it was. Did you do it? Yeah. We did it for amazing race prep.

We all, we actually gave each other. It was so weird. Did you do that? Yeah. Yeah, I was like the glass, like, it was like, come out on the mic. Cave drip noise. It was like a dope.

It was perfect. Oh, it's the good. This is the best one I've ever. Do I keep it? Oh, sorry, Barb. I don't have that much in here. I've got like this much's the game. This is the best one last time. Do I keep it? Oh, sorry, Barb. I don't have that much in here. I've got this much in the T-Class. Perfect amount.

In the T-Class. But yeah, we would challenge each other for stuff in preparation for the Amazing Race, trying to guess stuff we would have to do. Of course, we'd have to do fucking do yoga. I feel like you're physically too big for yoga. I feel like you're right. I feel like I see a lot of shorter people do yoga.

It'd be like watching Adam Ellis do yoga. It's my height, that's what's throwing you off there. Okay. We're just like, there's a lot of you to like very top of it. It's just, it's just a lot of me to fold. Yeah, you know, like I think when you fold the piece of paper eight times,

that last fold, super hard, that's me all the time. That's usually at a permanent stage. Took me two tries to get out of a chair today. I don't want to admit that. The broadcast guys were here. We were watching the all hands, that the screw attack chairs over there in that set. They're just like normal chairs.

I was crazy about them. I wasn't thinking about that first get up and I didn't make it. So wait, I went and then I had a, and I went back up, but I think Mike Pertles saw me. You watched a meeting from here, even though the meeting was over there.

There's too many people over there. There's too many people. Look where the fuck were you. You weren't there. We're the fuck real, you weren't there. I was shooting. Well, I'm doing... You're judging him, you weren't there either, dude. Well, I wasn't watching it from three feet away on a TV. It wasn't three feet away.

Well, how many feet? Ten. Do you really think it's ten feet from here to over there? Well, if you walk around, maybe. I'll tell you, Gavin. I mean, if you go straight, not well, if you get it. I'm five, ten. Do you know what ten feet is, dude.

Meas? Less than two gavins away. Mm. I almost got JD to drive Gavin in the car this week, so I'm just this close. Oh, really? You don't want it? You couldn't come to lunch with us when we went to lunch. Gavin came over this weekend.

Ashley invited me over. Yeah, he didn't hang out with me, hung out with Ashley. Huh? I already had plans on Sunday. So you weren't there? How was there? Oh, but I was thinking, I figured like, you'll hit, you'll, if you got your kids, you'll hang out with me hang out with Ashley. Huh, I already had plans on Sunday. So you weren't there? How was there? Oh, but I was thinking, I figured like, you'll hit, if you got your kids, you hang out with your friends.

I like the idea of you walking into your own kitchen and Gavin's there. Yeah, pretty much how it went. Pretty much how it went. And then Dan was there. Also Dan was there and I, I literally had no idea that Dan was there. That's exactly my reaction. I literally had no idea that Dan was there.

Yeah, so I was in my house. I walked in but he saw me and he was like, oh, and then he saw Dan. He's like, gosh, he, well it's surprising. I'm used to seeing you. I asked you. And plus you were there to see me,

so I felt better about it. I always keep crying at my house. When I was in high school, I came over to my house. I'd walk home and he'd be in my refrigerator. He's like, Kramer. Yeah, in your refrigerator, you'd be like getting food. We're like, any character on campus.

What are you doing? I was like, oh, getting the stuff. Getting the stuff in the freezer. I always thought that was the most unreal, the sick thing about any of those sitcoms, which is people like coming into each other's apartments or homes and just being there all the time. It's like, you really leave your door unlocked

all the time. And also in friends in New York City, downtown New York City, it seems unsafe. They just wander into everybody else's thing. They could have the buzzer at the front. The buzzer. Yeah, it's a foolproof system. No one's ever gotten past that

If you have good-looking neighbors, you might leave your door locked right? I mean you've had Joey living across Who's the best looking friend Joey? Joey Joey you had Joey living across the hall You might you don't leave it up like for me if I had Rachel living across Rachel or Monica Monica And maybe sometimes Monica always I never Rachel. I never watch friends. You really? Yeah, I don't know if I've ever seen a whole episode. You never see a whole episode of friends. Have you avoided friends?

It's always on. It's on now. I'm sure it's on now somewhere. I just never never started it. Never got into it. It's a great show to like once you get into it, to just have on kind of like you do with the office or a parks and rec.

Like if you just need something to have on white noise or just to keep you occupied between stuff. People on, people on, people in chat are saying they heard the noise. They heard the blink. Yeah, they heard that. Everyone's very happy about it. Oh, it's the opportunity for whoever the new Peter Hayes

will be. Like who's going to rise up on the new key? This will be the audio. Are we replacing Peter Hayes? And Peter Hayes just says it's his gifts. That's this thing. Oh, so you like the audio. Peter Hays determined what is the correct pronunciation of the word?

That was your name. Peter, it's GIF. He doesn't have authority just because he makes them. By the way, let's work on the pronunciation of authority. By the way, how did you say that? Oh, sorry. You said authority. It did. It's only 12 syllables. Oh, sorry. Hey, so I got Eric's walking by and I want to grab him because I want to talk about something. When Gab came over this weekend, all the good air, part of my plans, you had a good Eric's here.

It listed here. He's walking around by bad Eric. Go to show though. There's a weird phenomenon at Rue Chautier-Tese that we will have no one of a certain name at the company. The moment we start working with somebody of that name, we immediately get somebody with that name as well. I yeah as right as well. I mean that was impossible A new employee asked me what my name was today. Oh really? It's the first time that's happened like someone Working over an animation. No someone here. It's each five. Who was it?

Did you learn their name? Yeah? Started with an M. What's her name? I forgot your name too. Melanie? Matt Hullam. I don't remember. So why does she ask you your name?

Uh, her, she needed a... What do we were thinking to ask a person, Gavin, that you don't know? What's your name? I was standing by her at the... What's your response at you? Go, how dare you? When someone says, what's your name?

Why, I just wouldn't go around here asking people what their name is. Why not? I was standing by her. I was standing Why not? I went to my business. I was standing by her. People are your business. What if I work at Achievement Hunter or Eva and someone who's like,

don't know. Let's say you're like breaking the wall with something. I don't, what would I do? And then you start having conversation. You're like, cool, thanks for the help. What's your name? Reaking the wall.

I don't know. I'm just gonna know what people do here. You know, can you name another department? Animation? Animation. Yeah, it's the barber. Just set it. Name another one.

Uh, she went out. Uh, we go, uh, we go, uh, broadcast. You're just naming set you see. What else is that? There's a hint right here. We have the beer department. Oh, news to know. News to know.

There you go, brother. There you go. So Eric, uh, I want to, I want to, I want to, I, there's a hint right here. We have the beer. Oh news the no news. There you go brother There you go. So Eric I want to I There's someone in particular when I talk to you about but when Gav came over this weekend What I was doing was I was building a computer for Teddy and then I had JD helping because he's helped me build the most amount of computers And we had their cousin over because he's never built one before so we had in there. We're doing it while we were building it We had their cousin over because he's never built one before so we had them there. We're doing that while we were building it We used the thermal take case. God see there's thermal take. Mm-hmm thermal take. It's good case It's kind of bigger than I thought it was gonna be but still a good case and for inspiration We put on infinity war so we watched Iron Man because he built shit

So we did that and spider-man's in it so we did it and I got to thinking Talking about it man and the what what kind of video card? We did it and I got to thinking we're talking about it man and the what what kind of video card? So a GeForce 1080 1080 Ti I think you can hold up couldn't hold out for the RTX huh? Dude, it's like 600 bucks. I'm like 800 bucks. Well, the beginning one is 600. Why don't they even out?

I think next month. Oh, there's a brilliant name by the way in video. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. Please, for Zoom. So GTX is done. Yeah, this RTX. So what's the extra?

At what point? Like how big do you have to be for a company if they use the same name or branding? Sorry. Go ahead. Different, different products, different sectors. I don't know. So like if we made like a cola and called it Nintendo. Like a different product. If I get point, yeah, I don't know.

It's a perfect example. Yeah. I don't know. Should we still? You missed a good pun though. Yeah. You have to make a cereal and call it Nintendo's. That took me way longer than I like to admit.

So it's a cereal and they know that it used to be Nintendo cereal. They did. Remember it was like Mario, two different bags in one box. It was like Mario and Legend of Zelda. I actually think Ashley has a box box a fucking like carton of Super Mario cereal somewhere in our house super Mario's super Mario. Oh, yeah, it's It's a let's take a slot longer than it is fucking remember that at all. I ate the shit out of that So Eric to the point here

I think what was your favorite what was your favorite Nintendo serial, Eric? I actually ate that serial. Yeah, really, but not. Yeah. You like the Batman serial, I bet. Like the Tim Burton era. Yeah, I like Batman. I liked, I was kind of a boring kid,

but what I like to do is I like to mix my cereals, so I like mix my kicks with my cereals. That's chaos. I know, it's weird. Do you get your kicks on Route 66? All the time. Always. You'd be nice.

I almost gave the broadcast guys for your little lower third or whatever. I almost gave your Hobbit name. And let's see if I remembered it correctly. Can I say what it is? Sure. Go for it. Frediger Chubb. That's exactly right.

So what Eric was, you were basically an embedded reporter on Lord of the Rings, all three movies, and then the Hobbits as well. I have the Hobbits were were the ones that like I spent the huge amount of time, but I went to visit them while they were shooting Return of the Kings. So they were doing reshoots. So the first two had already come out. So I was not only a fan of the books at by that point, but I was a fan of the first two movies. Yeah.

And so like, you know, it's crazy. It's kind of like, I guess, if you like our big fan of a TV series now, and you go in for the third season, you get to go on the sets, and you're walking around the sets that you already know, and you see the characters in costume. So that's kind of what it felt like. It wasn't one of those things

where I became a fan after I went to go visit. So I nerded out there, but yeah. The story from the RTA where Brandon goes to grab the electric fence. That was when I went to New Zealand and we got to go visit the Hobbit set. No. When they were leaving the shire, Gandalf is talking to Bilbo to leave the shire to go on the big adventure. Then I think like a year and two months later when I went, Gavin and I went and they were

filming the last scenes like after the smog battle and everything and everything was just torn down. And it was what's the name of the guy Billy Connolly? Billy Connolly, yeah. Yeah, we listened to him. I think it's okay to say that he delivered that line of dialogue probably 30 times, Kev. Yep. Wasn't in the movie either. It was literally, it was a half day we were there and we watched him try to get this one line out. Yeah, I was there too. He was really, really struggling with it. I think he's getting some sort of illness that... Yeah, he's got cancer or something.

Oh God, that's even worse. Well, he was a little bit older even then. I think it's funny that we like... We were on the set that day watching all that money get spent on that scene. None of it was in the movie. Obviously, a very accomplished actor and a huge, amazing set. But it didn't really mind me very much of the scene in the room. Or, what's the disaster artist?

Yeah. When they're trying to get Tommy was owed to say that one line again and again. And everybody else knows the line, but it's waiting for him to say it. We know the line. Do you never really like, kind of, like, with me? Mouting it. Now it's a three or four years later, crispy golden flaky crust?

Yeah, too often those deem the least of us. Courage goes unmarked. There you go, yeah, yeah. That's what it was. Too often those deems least of us Courage goes unmarked. That's a hard line. Yeah, but it's yeah, it's yeah, right.

Deans very hard like. Well, but it's yeah, it's a sentence. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's very hard line. Well, and he was getting really frustrated with himself and like cursing up a storm and yeah. Oh, man. It's a lot of pressure. But it didn't make it in the movie. That was the funny part of that. After Gavin, I were waiting for this line that we saw.

But the crazy thing was that was we went to the, what was essentially the first scene. And we were there for that. And then it was a year later. It was an exceptionally long amount of time to were there for that, and then it was a year later, it was an exceptional, long amount of time to shoot those three movies, wasn't it? Oh, I mean, it was a long shoot, and then just like with Lord of the Rings,

they did their huge amount of shooting, and then they started cutting, and then they came back for another huge amount of shooting. Yeah. I mean, that's how I was able to go to Return of the King, and that was really amazing because it was like a medley. Like, since they weren't, I wasn't just there for like one big long scene with the same three people like every day would be

a new day. So like I, there would be a day where Christopher Lee is Saramon is there. And then there would be a day where, you know, uh, you know, Elrond's giving the sword to Erigorne, Erigorne. And you know, and so everything would change. You'd be in Rivendell one day. And then, you know, the next you'd be walking the streets of a meanest area. Did you sneak any pictures? Not on that one. On the Hobbit, they actually gave me approvals to take my own photo. So, I have about 3,000 or so being pictures that I've seen. I like to get rid of them. Yeah, take one or two.

This was just a body. You have to keep in mind that the return of the King one, this is before smartphones. So like the best picture that I could have covertly have taken might have been on a flip phone. Like a little 640 by 480. Yeah, yeah, super grainy image. VGA for.

But I do actually have one really great shot of me and Christopher Lee in his costume. So I'm on like the set photographer actually like brought me and my friends, Aaron and Kayla, who were visiting with me. Like up and like Peter Jackson was like, was like directing the scene and then like suddenly I felt the light switch and the DP Andrew Lesney

was like moving the light so the photo would actually look better. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, bring it in. And what was really amazing is that would be my avatar and every social media ever. Yeah, but he's got so much stuff like that. You should see it, but there's what's really crazy is like I'd gotten to spend like 20

minutes talking to Christopher Lee. And you know, we talked about Wicker Man. We talked about Dracula. We talked about all this crazy stuff. And he was amazing. He was sharp. And then like two days later, you talk about Count Duku? And no, you know, I didn't.

I didn't. He was doing both movies at the same time and he basically talked about being in Lord of the Rings and how awesome it was. And then Star Wars was like, and I don't even know what that movie's about. Like, you watch his hack of the clones and you understand why.

He's a confusing character. He's Duku's villain, but he's really the good guy. He gets it. He's the only one who gets going on and try somehow. Yeah, he tells them straight up. This is what's happening and nobody believes him. Nobody listens. But two days later, I got a little package was hand-delivered to me. And it says, you know, it said, you know, it was just like this two pieces of cardboard. And I opened it up. And there's a printed out, like professionally printed out version of the photo

signed with regards to me by Christopher Lee. So this, our photo together is signed by him. Really? Yeah. So they hacked your phone, so it sounds like. No, this was the actual real deal. The real photo? Okay. Yeah. I'll bring it in. I'll show it to you. I approve. But Eric, I want to get to this one point,

which is about what I want to talk to about. But Eric got cast as one of the hobbits in the shire that Bilbo interacts with in the very beginning thing. It's, he plays a fishmonger, right? Yeah. And is it okay to tell you where your name came from? Sure, yeah. So Peter Jackson basically said, we wanna give Eric a line so he can say something,

but they need him to have a character. So he gets out an elegant app or a website and there's a your hobbit name generator. It's looking Eric's name into this and it comes back. And Fred and the show reaction, that's your name. When it came out and the name was Freda Garchov and as a man of size, that was not the most the most appealing name for me. And but you should have seen Peter Jackson's face light up when he saw that.

And I'm just like, please, now you can, you can name me something else, right? Oh, so good. This is it. I've generated again. I feel like any guy with a chug. I got cut out of the theatrical cut, of course, because they cut out everything. Me and, and Billy didn't make the theatrical cuts. Was the Billy the character that I'm in the Billy the character not in the, in the,

no, he's in it, he's in it, but just that moment. Just his, two off in those deem the least of us courage goes a mark lined and put it in. Yeah, so I, there we go. There's a, they got a photo of you on the side of the show. Yep, that's, that's me. In shape for it.

Freda Garchub, I did. And, yeah, and you can see why I don't, I don't shave my beard. But he, I had this opinion, I, I, I, I, I I don't I don't shave my beard I had this opinion I will say like too much on a tinge here I was talking with the kids about Ant-Man and the wasp and they were all pretty down on it But they did like the first Ant-Man and when I'm wondering is do you think we've made that turn Be with infinity war do you think we've made that turn with the marble franchise where at this point people are just gonna Start to not like stuff just by default. I feel like think we've made that turn with the Marvel franchise? Where at this point, people are just gonna start to not like stuff just by default.

I feel like Star Wars is made that turn? Something has to be- You so low to that for Star Wars maybe? Well, I think it was already before so long. I think it was maybe episode seven-ish, but definitely I think the last Jedi had a ton of flak. I mean, the whole prequels honestly had so much flak. But I do think that it's something

can age to the point where it gets so big that eventually people are like, eh, you know, and I'm worried that it's something can age to the point where it gets so big that eventually people like, you know, and I'm worried that Marvel's there now. Maybe. I mean, I know my nephews are really big Marvel fans and they went and saw a Fiddity war and they, like, I didn't see it with them, but when I said,

oh, what'd you guys think of it? They said, oh, I hated it. And I'm just like, what? I'm like, it's great. And I'm like, what about this scene? They're like, oh, that was amazing. What about Spider-Man doing this? Well, you know, what about, oh, that was great. It's like, well, I'm like, it's great. And I'm like, what about this scene? Like, oh, that was amazing. What about Spider-Man doing this? Well, you know, what about, oh, that was great.

It's like, well, what to do, not like about it. And they said, all the endings sucked. Because they, because they were sad that their favorite character is starting, right? Yeah. And I'm like, yeah, give it five years. You'll appreciate what they're doing. Yeah, after the next movie comes out, you can watch them back to back.

And like every Marvel movie up into this point has had a fairly happy ending good guy wins type thing. So if you're young and we're expecting that. Yeah. There have ever been any Marvel movies to end it on a down note. I don't think so. Not not not many movies. Period, especially in the studio. Well, right, Nirok is as funny as it is, you know, it's as guards destroyed, you know, you know, but they're all so plucky at the end. But like, yeah, we're gonna go.

The Asgard is us. I fucking love right now. And then immediately, and you're finnity war that shit fucked up. Like, alright, and now destroyed. And now destroyed. A lot of shit in Ragnarok got undone for, I feel like, infinity war. Like a lot of cool stuff. Like his doors connection to his own power of the God of Thunder.

Yeah. Valkyrie's just gone. He didn't need the hammer anymore, but now he's got to get this new thing You know like even they even like game back his eye right away. How do I? What did he do to get you? I was what rocket gave it to I'm a rocket collector human body Body part he got a fetish for body parts One of the best like running understated jokes in that like in the in the first one

He's trying to get some dudes leg leg Then he gets the arm and then he tries to buy Bucky's arm In the middle of the battle he tries to buy it. I think as long as I can get that arm So actually I firmly believe that running joke is why rocket is still alive Hmm because I think they're gonna need rocket to repair the gauntlet Because the gauntlet seems all smashed and burned. Like to guess it doesn't work anymore? I don't know.

It seems like the purpose of the gauntlet is to harness the power of the stone. So if the gauntlet broke, so it's gonna give you, what's the gauntlet made of? Golden, golden please. I don't know. If you had to get it,

I don't know if you think the gauntlet would cost. If it, what? I don't know. You got it. But for Fiddy? What? Oh we, what? I don't know. You got it. You're trying to get it. What? Oh, thank you. What?

All right. You up, man. Hey, you did. Sat you up. So I want to air it to come on and talk about something in particular. Your work on a story that I got fascinated by. Do you want to give us a little bit of tease

that I'm going to put on? Yeah, no, I've, I'm working on my first like super duper in depth investigative piece since I've moved over here in a rooster teeth And it kind of combines two things that I love One is Steven Spielberg's jaws and the other is murder I love that everyone loves yeah, who doesn't love murder a lot of jaws like crosses over with murder

I just make clear how much Eric likes jaws. Yeah, you're Name you're suited him for years was Quint. Yeah, yeah, back in the early, early days of the internet, yeah, people like to pick screen names, which everybody still does now, but like when you would actually write, you don't go to Huffington Post and see, you know, you know, McPhysel, you know, 47 or whatever. But back in the early days,

that was kind of what everybody did. So I, I was bus B. That was my, yeah. I picked Quint from, from Jaws, because it's my favorite movie. So there was a story that kind of came up in 2015, where Stephen King's son, who's an author named Joe Hill, kind of noticed something in Jaws, and he noticed what could possibly be a missing connection or a hint as to who a murdered person was.

In real life. Yeah, real life. This is a classic cold case called the Lady of the Doomsd. It was this woman who was murdered, never identified and like they've kind of reconstructed what she could look like. Her body was very decomposed. All this stuff. It's really gross, kind of crazy stuff, but she was never identified.

And Joe Hill thinks he spotted her as an extra in jaws. And Stephen King's son? Stephen King's son, Joe Hill, found it. I guess they were able to extrapolate what you would might have looked like. There's, I've done a lot of research on this. There's about 30 different odd looking, none of them look the same,

but there's the main one that everybody focuses on looks very much like this woman who is in the movie for a quarter of a second. And she was found murdered like a hundred miles away from where they shot Jaws, it was that summer. And so I've been interested in it since then and now that the case has kind of come back up. And so I've been doing some pretty heavy duty research. It's not every day you

email a police department saying, Hey, I write for this company called Rooster Teeth, you know, I would like to quote about a 44 year old murder case. Did they close the beaches? After you're even. Did they close the, did you close the beaches? What's the police department, can you say? It's Provincetown Police Department, you know, in Massachusetts. Is there an amity? Does that place actually exist in the maps somewhere? I don't think so.

No, that was the fake lineup. Martha's Vineyard was where they shot it. And that still exists. But this woman's body was found like a hundred, a hundred miles away. And now if this is the woman that was in jaws that kind of could potentially help solve the identity of this person. So I've been like talking with Spielberg's office,

the Ambulin archives have been really good and we're kind of digging. All right, don't give it all away. Yeah, we're digging up some really interesting things and some new aspects that haven't been out yet. Are you doing a written story? You're gonna do a video. Both.

Oh, really? So yeah, I'll post the written version to the community whenever the video essay. I don't have any idea when you think that you'll be done with all of that, like wrapping you all up. I think we're going to shoot to have it filmed by the end of this week. I don't know. I'm still waiting on hearing some things. And I've got some different sources that are like,

okay, to talk to me about it, but like they haven't gotten back. I don't think it's gonna really change the story much. It'll just add more detail of the timeline and if this is possibly the woman who was murdered. So it's gonna be, it's fascinating for me as a fan of jaws. Like I'm really excited to like how cool would it be if this, my favorite movie ends up like helping solve

this murder, you know. Yeah, you know, I saw a really funny t-shirt that was just posted an image I saw online this weekend. And it was a person in the baseball game and they had a t-shirt that said, if you don't think that local elections matter, just keep in mind that the mayor from JAWS 1 was still the mayor in JAWS 2, that actually brought it home for me. I was like, oh, that's terrible.

They should have put that for that. So thanks, Eric. Thanks for joining us. We're not going to be in India when that thing's coming out. We'll probably shoot at the end of this week, I would assume sometime next week is when it'll drop. Oh, I really see.

So in chat, say language one is saying you got to be on murder room. Oh, and that's the very first thing that Bernie said. I think actually, I was going to say take this case once you figure it out and have it be a case on murder room. It's yeah, yeah, we'll try to solve, we'll crack it. What timeline for the fish?

That's what I would know like where's the shark at 8 a.m. Yeah, the shark was seen from the bridge his Amazon echo heard him asked for the weather at I gotta say watching that show is hard after I especially after having been on the show murderers Like look at your timeline. You're just like yelling at screen. Man. It's impossible. So cool. All right. Well, thanks Eric. Good to see you. No hope. Hope good luck in your investigation. I will hope you cracked the case. Yeah. We'll find out soon. All right. Good to see you guys. Bye. Good luck. See you. I want to read everyone this episode of the received podcast is brought to you by Ring. Ring's mission is to make neighborhood safer. You might already know about their smart video doorbells and cameras that protect millions of people everywhere. Ring helps you stay connected to your home anywhere in the world.

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And then now the companies were a billion or something? Billion. Yeah, ridiculous amount of money. So So I can't believe that was on Shark Tank. I thought I had been around for a longer time. Shark Tank has been around for a long time. How long has Shark Tank been around for? Let's look. I think it was lion's den. Canadian show was around before that. He was called lion's den. Lion's den. Mine was called Dragon's Den. Oh no, we're Dragon's Den.

Yeah, it's Dragon's Den, lion's den, minus go dragon's den. Oh, no, we're dragon's den. Okay. Yeah. It's a shark tank started in 2009. When was dragon's den? Look, this is like a comic book shop. Dragon's den. Yeah. Dragon's layers. Do you hear about the extra from shark tank who was found dead? It's big. It's his jaw's tie. That was a great Okay, so he's a Jaws tie-in that was How much do you raise go for using ass website? I have no idea that three-fitting 2005 and Australia is the earliest one I can find okay for dragons then yeah, so there's no Australian show That it's it's everywhere look. This is the list of countries. It's in yeah, but look at the earliest one That's what he just said. 2005 at least.

So it predates Shark Tank. How about we leave it there? I mean, Shark Tank. Oh, American television does take a lot of ideas from other places, you know. It's happened. It's happened once or twice. Some of our super big shows.

I actually thought friends was based on a UK show. Turns out it was wrong. What, what, what, sure? I thought it was based on coupling. They made an American version of coupling. They made an American version of coupling, which at the time I thought, in fact, I probably set it on some podcasts.

They're making an actual version of the show as opposed to the inspired by, which was friends. That's wrong information. Friends was an original program. We think the office survivors, probably the biggest thing, right? That we took from UK and a big brother. Where did that factors start?

X factors started there. Yeah. And they came here. Is it called X factor here? Yeah. Is it? I never watched you this show. There's also America's Got Talent, which is.

America's Got Talent is one. Yeah. It was weird when they had that show in the UK and they called it America's Got Talent. Didn't make any sense. No, get the fuck out of here, shut up. Fuck you, guys. It was super weird. Only Americans could be on out. Fuck you guys. Super, super weird.

Only Americans could be on the way. Name a show that's an American original. Doctor Who. Balfar Galactica. Ha ha ha. Doctor. Name a game show. A game show.

Right, man. Right, this is right. Yes. That's an American original. Jeopardy! What about, let's make a deal from? Klee Show. 21.

Is that the name of the show? 21. 21 is the image show? 21. 21 is the scandal show. So why all the game shows today have like rules, they have to follow because the big congressional hearings that were in the 50s. Oh, then that's the one that 21-V Quiz show was based on? Quiz show, the Robert Redford directed movie was based

on 21 was the name of the show. And they would rig who would win. And that's the reason Jeopardy exists because they decided to make a game show where they give the answer and the people have to come up with the questions because they figured it was like a workaround so that people would trust them.

Really? Yeah. What do you think, what game show do you think you could do the best on? Double there. Golden balls. Oh, the lying one? I don't like what that's you know, you get

Oh, you each have a ball and then you determine you put in there Keep or steal share or keep what is it? Hey, we put in keep or steal and then you have your balls And then you talk to somebody and if you both say keep You get not nobody gets you split it if you both say You both say keep, nobody gets, you split it. If you both say, is it keep? I don't know, if you both say that, you split it. But if one of you says steal, they get it all. They get all.

If you both steal, you get nothing. You both get nothing. That's what it is. But that's a really good way to do that. And then you have to convince the other person what you've done. The easiest way to win that is you just, because you discuss it with the other person,

and then you can screw them over if you want. But the way to win it is just to, because you discuss it with the other person and then you can screw them over if you want. But the way to win it is just to say, I'm gonna steal it. But then the other person, because either you get nothing or anything. You say, I'm gonna steal it and I'll give you half. But that you can't, you shouldn't be able to do that. Because then the other person won't steal

because no one will get anything. They have to have, they have to like keep. And then the other person keeps. And you buy split. But there should be rules against you can't give someone money after the fact. How are they gonna dictate what you do with your money? It's your money. You can't do that. Also in England, I can tell you, first of all experience,

that there are rules against that you can't make a deal to split the prize money with somebody. But you could make a different bet on a cod game later and be like, oh sure, you could lie about it. Sure But if you give if you don't know this person until you're on the TV show with them and then some of you give them exactly half of what you want Good luck explaining that in court. I just know that someone once did that and it was split evenly It's a great video. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he didn't actually The last point at the last moment he He knows the other person's going to keep and he keeps.

Right. So he's barbed when they said they started their negotiation. He said, hold on, I'm going to tell you right now, I'm going to select steel. That's what I have in here. I'm going to steal. I'm telling you I'm going to steal. And the other person tried to convince me, it's no, I'm just telling you, I'm going to. So you can do steel. And then we both get nothing or you can put keep, I'll get the money and I'll give you half. And he said, and he goes, what about this? Because no, this because not telling you there's no negotiating. I'm gonna select steel I don't care. That's it. So the person just had to do whatever put keep and they both of the balls They both would both put keep so they got to split in the show So the guy who was saying he was gonna see I thought it was really clever. I thought it was really clever too

He went in there like knowing exactly that he was gonna do that. Yeah Didn't allow for any discussion or deviation, just like, I, I, I, it's already done. Like, I don't know why you're talking to me. Yeah. I'm telling you what I'm gonna do. I already selected it. But in, in the UK, I don't think you pay tax on winnings.

Same with Canada, same with Canada, you don't pay tax on lottery. But in America, you don't pay inheritance tax until there's like a shitload of it. But what English people get done through the rectum on inheritance tax? What's inheritance tax? When someone in a family dies and gives you money. Oh, you have to fill it.

I want to say it's like $10 million or something crazy. Is that the UK? Is that the UK? Is that the threshold? Yeah, I'm looking it up. Yeah, and Canner, you don't have to pay tax on game show winning or lottery winnings. Uh, $5 million per person. Look at me.

What is it for you guys? You know, the rules, guys. I know the rules. on game show winning or lottery winnings. Five million dollars per person. Look at me. What is it for you? You know, the rules, guys, I know the rules. It's something I've never had to look at before. Uh, curtain inheritance tax threshold is 325,000 pounds per person. Wow. So like 500K. And then you do it.

And then what is the tax? Anything over this limit is subject to 40% tax bill. 40% Uh, in the US, it is 35%. Can I tell you something? God. I'm okay to the Naren tax. I'm okay with it.

I really am. You don't believe that because it's like in the family. But it's already been paid. The taxes already been paid on that money. Your double taxing. No. It's already been taxed. People always say that.

That's not the case at all. How is that not the case? It gets all money gets taxed. Every time it changes, hands. But you can't say what's every money's been double taxed. not the case? Because all money gets taxed every time it changes hands. But you can't. That's how it works. Every money's been double taxed. If I give you money, it gets taxed?

What's, yeah, I'd wait, you can get taxed on it. That's why I give you 20 bucks right now. You're gonna ride it on your income tax. Well, no, that's bulldoff, that's right. That's what I'm gonna do. Yeah. Do you have 20 bucks? Let's find out.

You gonna give me 20 bucks? Yes. I already gave you 20 bucks. I get on it because of this 20 bucks. I'm gonna be pissed. Just pay some. Just pay some. Make sure you declare this is 20 dollars. I don't want the money now. I don audited because this is 20 bucks. I'm gonna be pissed. Just send this to the IRS. Make sure you declare this $20 bill. I don't want the money now.

I don't want the money. I don't want the internet. Oh, I changed hands on my paying tax on this now. Oh, yep. No, then Barbara's got it. Sorry. Hold on. You guys don't understand inherent sex?

Because it's passing once from one person to the next. But that's rules within your family about that anyway. You can give as long as you're a dilator. I think you give up to like 10 grand a year. Okay, Andy, do you frame? Well, I think you can. I think you can. I think it's a certain amount.

Do we have any tax attorneys in chat? Let us know. Which country do I need to die in? To avoid the most tax pay plus. Yeah, I can point. Bermuda. You need to get a Bermuda in dye there. And then you're fine.

In the final US Virgin Islands. I think the US Virgin Islands have a tax rate of some like 3%. Although I don't have that applies to. Incredibly well. I don't know if that applies to. Inherited tax income tax. I know that one point. Josie was a huge tax haven for the British New Jersey or Jersey.

Josie the island. Very. You're watching. Narcos. Never. Jersey, the I would. I would. I would very. You don't do. You don't do. Narcos. Never. I couldn't, you know what? Under protests, I didn't watch Narcos

because of Blaine's stupid mustache. Because he would, every time a new season of Narcos would come out, he would grow that dopey fucking mustache. So you think you know watching it would make him not grow that dopey mustache? That's a protest. Is it a one I don't want to contribute? Can you grow one that good?

I don't know. I even think of my mustache now, my gray is like at the bottom. It looks like I constantly have milk on my lip. Right, they see that? Yeah, it's like right here. Yeah, milk, that's what I was thinking. What do you do when drinking, come out of a glass? What's wrong with you?

Why would you drink it out of a glass? Cause it's free from the dick, man. See, can you just spray it like this side to side? This doesn't make sense. It's hot, think about your partner. Try again, I'm a god. Like if I had streaks in my hair, and that would be something that you'd make fun of me for that.

But this is cool. It's only on like the little tips too. Look at that fucking dumb mustache. What is the name of it technically? You're getting grizzled. Is that what? What the way? What is getting grizzled?

Oh, you mean this? What does grizzled mean? I think mean this? What is grizzled to mean? I think I think of like fat on a stick. I thought it meant like going gray. Like a grizzled old man? It all looks so uniform on camera. It looks weird. These cameras are weird.

It's not uniform. These cameras are weird. Fuck off, Eric. Oh, you're grizzled. Having or streaked with gray hair? Oh, I thought it was just getting like leathery. Yeah. Yeah. That's like gray hair. It's like a slew you. Yes. This is the way I associated that. Are you

getting any gray hairs yet? I'm getting grizzled. Yeah. Where at? On your head. Well, head and mid. Shows your grizzly chest. How does the hair go white the whole way through? Like, wouldn't it turn white? Like at some point the follicle just gives up all hope. Well, it's not like half black, half white on one half. It should be that because it's growing. Yeah. Does it fall? Oh, you mean like the one moment where it turns white.

Right. It's like, let's probably like one hair at a time that's doing that. Does it fall out? Like it's like, I'm out of ink, it falls out and then it just starts making gray hair. Just need new toner. But I've never had like a half hair color, half gray color hair. Like it's growing out great, but you just never All of a sudden hair's gray. You've just never noticed it changing. Oh, maybe it's a slow fade. I would have I would one

Hair I would have come across that was half and a half I mean what did what happened with Rogue what it X-Men? I don't know. I think she absorbed Captain Marvel She touched her too long She absorbed Captain Marvel. She touched her too long. She absorbed Captain Marvel. Oh, so not in the movie. No. In the movie, never happened in the movie.

What? And that gave her the great streak. And it's also why she can fly and why she's invulnerable. So Rogue is actually two people. She could fly in the comics. In the movie, she just sucks people's life out. And then Magneto made her how I. That's what she did. Is it Miss Marvel? Miss Marvel or Captain Marvel?

It was Miss Marvel. It was Miss Marvel at the time. So who's she now? She's Captain Marvel. She's Captain Marvel. She didn't kill her. Captain Marvel used to be a dude and he died of cancer. Residous, that was a weird thing in the 70s for Captain Marvel to die of cancer. Because he was the close to radiation, I think it was a dude. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah, Captain Marvel used to be a dude. Okay. Also, Captain Marvel is the name for Shazam in the DC world.

That's the actual name of the character's Captain Marvel. That's who Zach really buys playing. Zach really buys playing Shazam. Bloodfest Zach really buys. Yeah, and also the RT podcast. Oh yeah. Zach really buys. He's got, we really helped launch his career. I'm really, I'm really happy for him. Do you know, if you think about it, you're gonna help me. Oh, yeah. Zachary Leavon. He's got, we really helped launch his career.

I'm really, I'm really happy for him. Do you love him? Do you think about it? You're welcome, Zachary Leavon. Yeah, it's really good. I have a lot of hope for Shazam. I really do. I should ask Eric while he was here, but he thinks.

I don't know if he gives his opinion of stuff like that. He's more of like information authority. I don't know that he says, this is good or this is bad. Do you think Simba will be in it? No. no. Are you one of the people who believes that? No, I never had it in my life. Okay. The genie thing. Yes. That Simbad was in a movie. They should put him in it in the 90s where he played a genie. It was Shaqialo Neal, wasn't it? No. Yes. Shaqialo Neal played Kazam. Kaz Yeah, right. But people think Sinbad was in a movie called Shazam and he was a genie. The one that and people swear they've seen this movie like Barenstein bears all over again. Yeah

You know how shit sticks with you too, you know like references that you make that nobody else I made a reference to Jeffy the day that nobody else in the room would get He I was like getting up. I was like okay., I gotta go. He goes, you gotta leave. And I go, yep, time to make the donuts. And he goes, okay. And I, everyone else knows, I was like, the fuck does that mean time to make the, you know what that means, right?

Yeah. That's from, it's on the tip of my tongue, what's it from? You probably wouldn't know. You don't get it? It's dunked donuts. Dunkin' donuts. It's a commercial, it's an old key to commercial.

Dunkin' donuts. Cause the guy would get up every morning and have to say, time to make the donuts. Every single one. I knew a lot about Dunkin' donuts, cause It's a commercial. It's an old TV commercial. Dunkin' Donuts. Because the guy would get up every morning and have to say time to make the donuts. Every single one. I knew a lot about Dunkin' Donuts, because it was very short. It was a Dunkleman. It's you? Yeah. You're not like a Tim Hortons? No, we really like Dunkin' Donuts for that reason only.

I mean, I liked Tim Hortons, too. Don't get me wrong. But we, I remember my family being oddly excited about a chain that was called Dunkin' Donuts, because it was close to Dunkin' Donuts was called Dunkin Donuts. Because it was close to Dunkin Donuts. Yeah, Dunkin Donuts. Not going on in Canada, huh? So big news.

Dunkin Donuts exists. My dad busts through the front door. Did you guys hear the news? Do you even Dunkin Donuts in Canada? Yeah, yeah. Can we show one of the things that we have? Guys, can we show one of those? Can we?

I don't, why not? It's our thing. It's gonna happen. Yeah. Oh yeah, I did. One of the things, yeah. Let me, let me read while you, let me read this while you look that up.

Well, you showed Jeff on Octavic. Yeah. People in Canada are asking what you showed it. Showed me this morning. Oh, are they? All right, all right, we'll work this out. Showed me this morning. Oh, are they? All right. Let me read this.

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Yeah. Could actually though trade our normal couch for this couch? This is our couch, yeah. But like the permanent set? Eric, make it so. It's so comfortable. Thanks, bad Eric. Thanks, good Eric.

Thanks not Patrick. Patrick's really around a lot less than now. Yeah, I know, good airing them in two months. I signed an extrement of meeting today. It's like, okay, what's up? You didn't watch it on the TV. I, Eric. I sent a, I sent a thing to the secret email address.

Did it? Are we gonna make it full screen or small? We should be worried about it. Are you? It's one image. I think it's a good tease for it. This is probably going to be the cover. Probably going to be the cover.

So you okay with this? We're doing this on the fly. I'm fine with it. I'm just worried about it. Goal days, Gus. I'm worried about, pretend. Are you troubled? No, about will it eat into the project?

No, I think it'll get people excited about it. Me too. Me too. What if you just zoom in really far and scroll around? Oh, let's not do that. Nope. I don't want it. Okay. Let me know you got it ready. It's too close. You know, right? It's coming. Hang on. Hi, buddy. Oh, it's coming. Everyone who's cat is super excited. So yeah, I mean, it won't be the only thing you've seen.

What you showed, Jeff. Yeah. So it's good that you actually get to show it. Hey, Eric, do you think you're as good as Patrick? Or do you know you're not? Oh, I know I know. Okay good. He's the head of a department. Yeah Do they have do they have any department you also use the word work very lightly? Is it working by getting paid just get paid by my guess? Sometimes oh really who knows? I can't pay, just get paid by my guess, it's a four. Sometimes. Oh, really?

Who knows? I think we have it ready. Get your pants ready. I'm still going to learn. So this is something that we have wanted to make for a really long time. Like, 10 years or something. 10 years, we've been threatening this.

But because of what it is, every time you go to work on it, you're already too late. Yeah. It's like, we can start working on this in February and they go, no, it's too late for this year. And you're like, how is that possible? But. So we waited till August, when it was definitely too late.

Dude, I've been talking about this things in May. I'm making a joke about February. February, we were obviously. You're right. We have been trying to put it together. It's like, we got this other stuff. We got the other stuff. Let's push, let's push, let's push. So, in order to make ourselves finally do this thing,

we put it on last week, we had a promotion, or last year we had a promotion for first week. And the very first thing for the signups was that we were going to make a sexy, Gus pin up calendar for 2019. And so this is, we've been shooting this for like the last three weeks. It didn't take that long. It was two days, but it was like three weeks ago. Yeah, we shot this.

But we've been working on the images and less, of course, it was the photographer who shot everything. The camera broke. Did we pay him off of that can we can we see what we'll We have to send him send him to therapy for the Gus sexy counter there is The cameras are shaking their head so much. It's just one image so much of you You're awesome. Well you actually they image. It's so much of you. That's awesome. Were you actually naked? I had a dance with Bill Tom.

Okay. Aw. Everyone's so nice. There's like 10 people on set. There's a lot of people working on this. And they're like, do you want us to close-set? I can't just not just shoot like a sock over his junk. He's got like a little sock.

Like, should we close-set? Do you want to get rid of anyone? I was like, I don't get a fuck. I was like, I'm fine. If anybody wants to leave, because they're uncomfortable, they're more than welcome to leave. But I don't care. They're like, do you want to rope? I was like if anybody, I'm fine. If anybody wants to leave, cause they're uncomfortable, they're more than welcome to leave. But I don't care, like, do you want to rope?

I was like, no, I'm cool. But I just, I came over to stage five and I ran out of the corner. And I'm not gonna give anything away, but you were wearing something when I ran at the corner. I can't show any of these. I can't show any more.

The so many. I can't give it away. So many. So it sucks that there's only 12 months. This was today. My today was approving the final ones that get to go in it. And it was just like, I was having so much fun. I think we did 20 setups.

Then we've got half of the next calendar done. Yeah, so out of like the 20, you had to pick like the best 12. You should just do like a few thousand nineteen and then some. Everyone's yeah, I think that we should make like fake DLC months like smart or just you or or just you like the next four or five months into 2020 it'll be like just a big thick calendar now they got a picture for that Gustoba I showed it to a good one jet on off topic last week. I just walked up to my funny show to turn Uh-huh, and it was just like, I haven't seen him that happy. Well, you fucking happy. You showed me a couple of the day right before our meeting.

Yeah, I want to show like literally show the rest of them. And I know we should. It's funny because I you came up to me like, hey, can I show you something? I got up and walked away, got back and Trevor's like, what Bernie show you? And I was just like, uh, something very sexy. He goes, was it Gus? And I was like, yeah. Something very sexy and he goes, was it Gus? And I was like, yes. Yes. It was awesome. Gus, you're fucking awesome, dude.

Who's got so excited for that thing to come out. I will say though, it is true. We started talking about singing May and the people who manufacture stuff were like, no, it's too late for 2019. It's like, how? How is it too late? There are literally eight months left in the year. Yeah, my old job was, you know, like we've said before, was making promotional products and you

would spend all summer printing calendars. Yeah. And so it's like, if you're, if you're aren't done, like you said, almost like by February, if you haven't submitted it to the calendar, to the printing company to get it in the Q to be printed, then there's no capacity. Right. Just a print company. Yeah, pretty calendar suit.

I'll give you a, what are you using that computer there? He's a print shop. Just a stop printing company. Shit, pretty counter suit. How are you gonna be? What are you using on that computer there? He's a print shop. He's a print shop. Print shop? Never thought about print shopping forever. Fuck. It's a PFS right.

He's that. Jesus. Pretty much. That was like the old Mac OS 6, like before Photoshop, right? Prick up was if you ever see like the banners on dot matrix printers where it's like a couple different looks like an accordion almost

and they just string it up. It's like happy birthday and some shitty little clip art. That's your way to shop. Did they still make that? I don't know. If I went to print a banner today, I couldn't do it. That's lost the time. Because all the papers not connected to each other.

What do you mean? Well, in dot matrix days, it was a fake paper and then you can ribbons on the side with the holes to pull it through, but as a result, you had to tear all the paper off individually, which brings me, it reminds me of something else. I printed out... BroderBund makes it. They BroderBund still has a website.

What's the last time you've got a bunch? BroderBund. Really? Do they have word perfect on there? BroderBund title, you can remember. What's the biggest BroderBund title? You can download it for 50 bucks. BroderBund. Mavis Beacon. Load Runner. Load Runner. Load Runner. What's the biggest part of the bottom title? Download it for 50 bucks.

A broader button. Maybe speaking. Load Runner. Load Runner. Load Runner was a broader button title, I believe. I think it was. You can get a professional window. It's a standard looking city.

I keep looking at Gavin like, do you know what other time? Load Runner is a great game. Load Runner? Load Runner. The load machine. Load machine. So I printed it out. I had to print a document,

I had to print a release this weekend. It was like a release to do all these things you could sign a release. What was it? It's a release. And I had to sign it. And I printed out, it was three pages. I knew I was gonna fuck up filling it out the first time.

I printed out two. Who the fuck ever wants to print? Two documents where all the pages are in order with each other? Like page one and then the other documents, page one, then page two, then another page two, then the page three, then the page. Why is that an option? Why is that an option?

Who in the history of printing things has ever used that? What is the purpose of that? I don't wanna say what you're saying. You have your print, you print two, three page documents. And instead of printing one, two, three, one, two, three, it prints one, one, two, two, three, three. Well, it just means the printer doesn't have to change the memory inside it.

Well, if you need multiple people to fill out things, let's say you're filling out forms for people. We've got kind of forms. You release? Check. Well, surely, when it can be, it sends information to a printer. It just sends one page at a time.

So we're gonna do it twice. And then, how much memory do you think is in a printer? How much memory do you think a page takes? Let's say you have a three page. A one page at a time. So we're gonna do it twice. And then how much remember do you think is in a printer? How much remember do you think a page takes? What's the average page? A one page worth of memory. You think it's like a terabyte in there? What is a collating? Collating.

A printer can easily hold that. How much, how many pages can a printer hold? More than three. Images to know images. What is that? It matters a bunch. It matters a lot. Fight it a little bit.

Show it. One page high res image versus a bunch of fucking shitty little letters. Right, but surely the maximum amount of data on a page is one page. No. Not at all. What do you mean?

It's probably every possible point that it can print. Right, so every like, so pixel, right, could have a different value of colors. So that all of those values multiplied by how many pixels is the maximum value of a page. Now we hold that much. Wow. It just transfers into memory and it prints. What memory? In the fucking printer. What the printer is a print. If I put if I typed from the top of the page to the bottom of the page, just a bunch of words. And then I had the second page of that document that was just from top to bottom and image, that second page would be more in terms of memory.

Sure. But there's a maximum amount of page could be. Oh, well, okay, sure. So maybe that's the memory of it. Because if you send 20 pages to the printer and pull the plug out, it'll print one. So if I put a super high res image into a document, you don't think that the word processor sends

to the printer the full high res image. You think it does like a mobile phone does where it encodes it at a lower resolution? Well, it makes it into a format that can be printed. It's certain like DPI. I mean, I assume there's way more than one page in a printer, but I was saying that there's a possible reason that it's doing it that way,

so it doesn't have to switch its memory. It's an option. It's a checkbox, you can collate it. I didn't realize my printer can print on both sides. I thought you have to- How the fuck did they do that? I thought you have to, because in the past, when I was like 12,

and I was printing on both sides, it would print on one side, and then you put it back in. Yeah, prints on the other side. I clicked the box by accident, I guess, and I'd print it like five pages and it was all on both sides. I was like, did it suck it back in on its own? Did it actually print on, does it? Yeah, it doesn't come all the way out, but it starts coming out and then it goes back in.

It's so clever. What? We're in the future. How did you not know what it did once you wondered? A little hand comes out of the printer and grabs grab and then put it back up on the top I put enough when I print a five-page document. I just stare at the printer waiting for it to come up print another fucking document if you're so fucking curious How hard you do it on a waste paper? You're gonna print two things like you just know print two and that's it. Why would I waste it? What do you because you're curious about it? You're just printing on piece of paper. That's it. Well, sure. But if I-

Are you that offended by wasting one sheet of paper, do you not waste anything in your life, Gavin? I don't think that's a waste paper. I'm always running out of paper. You've been putting the recycling bin. They'll get made into more shitty paper. There you go, problem solved. Simple problem.

Does the chat know why that's the case? No, I don't have- I've not seen a- An answer, but that's going pretty fast. I always know when Bernie is really angry because his voice goes really high in cracks and a gust of wind hits my hair when he yells. Like he breaks the sound barrier. I will say something I've noticed though

is I print out more recipes that if you're on a webpage and there's a print option on the webpage, you should always click it because it'll give you a little format and it takes away everything else. Why are you printing web recipes when you could just, you do what?

You have an iPad. I do, but then I gotta like, I got like flour on my hands and like, I'm like, tapping it. And I just like put on the fridge or something, keep it alive. Shit, it goes away. Like if you're looking like if you're

even bookmarked or something, like other website changes, like that out for fours. I don't have a little, like if you want to refer, refer to it again later, if you want to save it. I'm not like an old lady, I don't have a little. Like if you want to look, reference it again later, you want to save it. I'm not like an old lady.

I don't have a little box of index cards in there. Somebody just print it, use it and then throw it away. Oh, yeah, that's the point out of the window, I guess. All right. You know what? How fuck me then? You know what's crazy?

After seeing that bear skin rug, okay. I've been waiting for Dan to come to town for months. Make a Tinder account with that as a profile image. Do it for us. Yeah, sure. I'll get right on that. Barbara, would you swipe on that? If you saw, let's assume, because it's not Gus.

You saw, dude, and he's all laid out, Bert Reynolds style in the Bearskin rug. By the way, that Bearskin rug was huge debate internally. Why? Jay, whether or not to use a real bear. Uh-oh. You know, so, and we obviously had a real bear with Gus. But we didn't have to compete with it. So, but you'll see it. So you get a closer look at that image. You'll

see it's. Yeah. It's fun. Which is what you see a guy? You're swiping that right? Oh, yeah. Cause you want to talk to that guy. I'd swipe it. And then I would be the first to initiate contact to what you're saying a lot. Really? You're like, nice big buddy. Yeah. Just do it. I'd be like, move that arm. Why? There's no upside to buddy. Yeah, just do it. I'd be like move that arm. Why there's no upside to this Yeah, I guess absolutely no upside. I guess not Well, let somebody else use it Somebody who looks like you I feel bad for you if you look like me if you look like me Yeah, you need all the help you can get go for it. Oh

So you could say that about yourself But when I make a joke about your middle name being ugly so your name would be gusty from me to bad No need to be rude. It's called self-deprecating humor. Yeah, I'm what you're saying. So Dan came to town. He's been gone for six or so months. Lovely. And we were very excited because we want to do last so in Halo one,

which we're not going to do for Achie Manana because it's only two players. We want to beat Halo one with little skulls. So this morning, like, saying it up, make sure our Xbox is all wired in and stuff. And then we did a little bit of filming, and we came back and we're like, all right, we'll smash out one of the levels right before the podcast. We both sat down, 73 gig update for both of us.

Because today, I think the update for MCC came out. So you basically just re-downloading the game? It's just, yeah, every single game, you just gotta get it again. It's like, it's the only time I've seen that, I think aside from Assassin's Creed, where the whole game was patched basically. Fuck. So I sat down, it was like, all right,

you gotta download the entire- I'm not cheap collection. Which is already one of the biggest games there. Yeah, and they've already had multiple big updates. Like if you looked at the aggregate data over the life of that game that you've downloaded just to patch it, how much data is it? Is it a terabyte? Have you downloaded a terabyte of Master Chief collection?

Thankfully, now it's like a hub, so you can actually deselect games. So I just had it download the Halo one. And Halo one, even with the anniversary update, is three and a half gigs. Yeah. Halo two anniversary is 44 gigs. Wow, really? Yeah. And Halo four is like 10 gigs.

Man. Or 18 gigs with multiplayer. You know what I wish, and maybe somebody who's listening can tell me where I can get this. I wish there was a thing I could run on my PC. You know, like the little history icons, but which was the way like when you start it, the computer, you just bring up a dialogue saying, which of these fuckers do you want to start?

Like just a little checkbox. That's a cool stuff. Start up, yeah, you can totally do that. No, no, you tell me that I start a folder? No, if you like open up your dialogue saying, which of these fuckers do you want to start? Like just a little checkbox. That's cool stuff. Start up. Yeah. You can totally do that. Yeah. No. You tell them it's start up folder? No. If you like open up your task manager, there's a start up tab there and you can check and uncheck start. I had, let me see this. Yeah. I think you could also right click on certain applications and say like start up or start at. But I'm saying every time I want to, I like want to have the option to every start at every boot.

Yeah. Well, like cool're just clicking shit on the desktop Well, I can always I go I have to go through and turn everything off But I got a way for it to load is it I think there's a way you can have it prompt you for everything You have like a key you can hold down is it like? Like it's like safe mode, but a selective safe mode where it asks you to load everything as it goes in You still like every service there runs. I think so dude Teddy. I have installing Teddy or building Teddy's computer and installing the OS. Everything went pretty well. There was a thing where I couldn't recognize the optical drive,

and I learned Gavin showed me this that you can just like download an ISO image to a thumb drive and use it that way. Now that I have that, I'll never, ever do it any other way. We also trouble should you go gammy cable. You trouble shot the game. I felt like because I was at your house, I should be slightly useful if I'm that taken up. You were. Don't undersell yourself. You were very useful. But the thing that the problem I'm having is, I love a God. I cannot get Windows 10. I'm a new computer to change the fucking time zone. It will not fucking change. Could it change the time back? It wants to go to Pacific parts. Undo the update automatically. It like wants what do you mean update? What do you tell them updates?

Some of them have like automatic. Yeah, the automatic setting date and time just undo that. No, I did. I just turned off set time automatically and just set the clock. Yeah, system clock, but it's like I should be able to set the fucking. I'm going to come over and help time zone.

Does it get up through the clock? Through the clock. Through the what? I'm going through the outlet. Big Alexa fix the computer. I'm pretty sure it gets that over the internet. Do you are. Are there places that give you the time over the? England has to go. I'm going through the electrical system. It does? Yeah.

That's how it's shit without an internet connection sets its time. I thought you had, I thought shit without internet connection gets set by a human. All right. I mean, it can. It's also going through the damn electrical system. All right, probably mean they can. It's also going through the damn electrical system. So I had a problem I was traveling recently. Where are we traveling? So I went to Scotland. Home of Loch Ness.

So I went to Scotland recently as we talked about. I watched the podcast last week. Scotland is part of the United Kingdom. So about nine o'clock at night, I'm in my hotel room. What? In glass. How do you say,

how do you say the city that begins with a knife? How do you say that in Scotland? In Venice. I said in Venice, right? People fucking freaked out when I said in Venice. How do you pronounce it? In Venice. In Venice.

In Venice. In Venice. In Venice. Where were you? I was in Venice. Yeah. you? Inverness. I was inverness. Yeah. And so I was, but I was in my hotel room. And I realized it was, it was the radicine. You know, it must be good. What? You know, it must be good. Dude, there was a pub across the street. It was a weather-scoot pub. You would be so happy. You just do everything via app. Oh, that sounds awesome. And then I like, I can,

I should do, I should order food right now for somebody in Scotland. So I have a delivered to the table. That's what like midnight there? You could probably, yeah. You could probably just like pay for it on the app. Here's some loaded skins. Gamma club sandwich.

Can I club sandwich? Yeah, it's a classic restaurant. What do we do it from here? I'm gonna try it. But, so I'm in my hotel room, it's not a clock at night. I realize, fuck, I forgot to pack my travel adapters. So I can't plug my laptop in. Fuck, because it's part of the UK.

Different power things. So go down to the front desk. The way this part of the UK is completely irrelevant. Well, they have the same plugs as, you know, they're in the UK, so the same plugs. But what point if they want in the UK would they have American plugs? Japan.

Yeah, sure, right, but it's Europe. Yeah, but in Europe also they wouldn't have that. Does Ireland? What is Ireland have? Because they're not part of the UK. What do they have? I think it's the same plug. Some places in London some hotels have American outlets.

By the way, the UK plug, I'm sorry, it's terrible. You're an idiot. It's way too big and bulky. No, it's so big. It's so big. What comes by the bomb means if you trip it, I're an idiot. It's all the way. It's way too big and bulky. No. It's so big. What comes out of the bottom is if you trippin' it, it doesn't come flinging out of the wall.

How the fuck do you pack anything that has these gigantic plugs? And it's safe. You know what? They have a fucking fuse in them. They're all there. They've a fuse in them. They're safe, and the top one is long,

and that one unlocks the other two dangerous ports. No, you only like it because you grow up with it. It's awful. It's garbage. The only bad thing about it is that when you drop it on the floor it ends up like this. Yes, and then you can kill yourself. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's the best.

Look at that. Okay, they don't spot when you shove it. This is the item that I need. Okay, this is the item that I, so I go down to the front desk, talk to this guy, I say, hey, I say, I'm trying to use my laptop in my room and I forgot my adapters. Go back to that picture. I need the bottom prongs, right? You see the black bit?

Yeah. That's really smart. Because you can't touch it by accident. Why does America have that? Because the plug isn't fucking the size of my fist. You can touch the metal when you're plugging it in. It's time to touch the metal on that too. No one's in the wall.

Let's lift the perfect length. You can't touch the metal when that too. No one's in the wall. Let's lift the perfect length. You can't touch the American one when it's in the wall. Yeah, you can. No, you can. Yeah, you can. When it's in the wall. When it's in the wall, you can get it. No, it's like partially in.

I'm saying the black bit starts when it's punched easily. Apparently British people plug in stuff by wrapping their hand around the plug. And you just need to be in the wall. You have to hold the end. Be an American. You just grab the cord to me on the plug. It's yanks in the beginning. I was like, well, you have to. Just hold the arm out. Be an American, just grab the cord to me on a plug and just yank from the cord.

Because everybody does. That's what I saw a little grippy part on most plugs. So I walked out of the front desk and they say, hey, I'm trying to use my laptop in my room and I can't have forgot my adapters. I just need an adapter that goes from UK to American. Why don't you just plug it in the shaving outlet? That's a good question.

But I'd rather go ask the front desk for thing. He says, we don't have those. I was like, well, shit. You don't have them. I didn't say, well, shit. I go, oh, okay. Well, I guess it would do you know a shop nearby that would have him because this time of night?

I don't know. So we talked for five minutes. We're looking up. I got my Google Maps out. We're talking about stuff. The manager walks by and she goes, what are you looking for? What are you all looking for? And I said, she's a y'all.

What y'all looking for? And by the way, Scott is accent is fucking glorious. It's amazing. Like I I read the car and there was the first person I interacted with in Scotland and I instantly fell in love with this woman. Do you see that clip from was it Ralph to with what's her name from right talking? What the fuck is she saying? She says I baked a cake and turned my mom into a big bear and then my my old Jin, which is, I guess, father, old man, tried to do her in himself. And that's not a pure mess. I don't know what it is.

Yeah, very good. Too often those, the least of us encouraged goes on. You guys should be actors. So the manager comes by and we do it all. How do you all, How do you use guys? So he says, what are you looking for? I said, oh, I said, I'm looking for a shop that would have power adapters so I can use it.

So I need something that can plug in American devices. And like, it goes from American to UK power. And he says, oh, we have this right here. And he goes, yeah, we have this here, the guy, other guy. And I said, you just tell him, give it, and I said, what did I say? This is what I asked you for. He goes, no, because have this right here. And he goes, yeah, we have this here, the guy, the other guy. And I said, and I said, this is what I asked you for. He goes, no, because you wanted UK to US. And I'm like, what are you talking about? So because I walked up and said, I need UK to US power adapters,

he was like, he thought I wanted to adapt a UK plug to do to an American outlet. He's so tall. You were talking about going from the wall to the device. Right. You were talking about going from the wall to the device. Right. He was talking about going from the device to the wall. And he just said, oh, we don't have those. And then spent five minutes, like, never occurred

to this guy that I wanted the other thing. Maybe you sound it's Scottish. You thought you were a local. What's, where's the American plug in his hotel that I'm plugging into? And it's a funny thing, yes, I told the story to Dan this weekend, and he goes, oh no, you were wrong. I'm like, fuck you.

Yeah, Dan thought you were an idiot. Yeah. Well, it's like, if you ask that question, I would use common sense to be like, well, we don't have US outlets here. That's when Shirley, clearly American. I would have been like, you're in Scotland

and you sound like you're not. And the fact that he wasn't like, sir, are you sure you don't mean X to X instead? Yeah, or like, oh, there's no standard way to say that. Yeah. Like, I get that you plug in American and then it goes UK, but I was thinking I need to go from U.K. power to American.

That's how I would think also. Because the power goes this way. It's because they drive on the other side of the road. Yeah, fuckers. Can you just say travel about to? I should have just kept my mouth shut You said hey, I need a boogie thing and so whatever and then he would have been fine with it Just shut the fuck up. May I recall you adapt this dude fucked with me big time for the manager

She helped me computer no work. Why I know right I will say this European plugs way worse way worse with Those are the ones that the little two. Little circles. Yeah. That's garbage. Those can't work right. Right? I mean, that's not, that's, yeah. I mean, there's a lot of European countries that don't use that there. What are they used?

This is like different countries, different plugs. It's like, it's really plug is different. Is it really like free in a, it's like, like this? Australia is like this. It's the American plug. You see what goes like this. Yeah. Yeah.

Which one's like this? Australia. Australia. Which one is this? This is like Australia. Australia. In fact, some of the adapters, like the ones that can go to multiple countries, you just do a little turn the plug like that in order to use it. I had to tell Trevor when we were in Australia, is that he can't use his own blow dryer with an adapter. Trevor used the blow dryer?

His hair doesn't look like he blow dries it. Yeah, he dries it. Well, pretty volume, I could see it. What hotel it doesn't have a hairdryer? Every hotel has a hairdryer, but he has his. His is a really good one and he likes bringing it with him. And so he said when he... I'm learning a lot, I really like him.

What's the difference? There's whole air. How should you know if you get used to your own tools and stuff like that, you like to bring them with you? You never know how good the hairdryer at the hotel is gonna be. Well, I mean, so what the what does he carry tweezers? What about his hair straightener?

Could he plug that in or did he need another like did he need to use a local one? I'm just curious. He bring his own shampoo. No. Oh, what about makeup wipes? These are all things that I bring so now you're just shitting on me. So here's all the different plugs where the fuck fuck is Italy? Put your money where your mouth is, Gav. Ali is like a stack.

Italy is just a tower. Isn't it just a T-pronth? Is it leaning over? The top ones are much further out than the other ones. I was in Italy and I thought it was just the... Oh, you're right. It's like three. Well, I mean, yeah, but I'm saying like the ground

is like, it's not above the boat. It's like, I'm gonna say so. Yeah, show up'm saying like the ground is like it's not above the boat. It's like I'm gonna say so yeah, sure, that's wrong. That's I don't remember seeing that at all when I was in Italy. What were you doing? Were you actually in a different country? Be thought it was Italy. I was in Rome You know we should do We should all going forward. Yeah when the new iPhone comes out Everything should be USB-C

Yeah, like no, I'm clinging outlets and everything sure everything is from this point on every single thing that was standardized even with the different voltages sure USB-C can handle it You see is perfect 220 to 20. I love USB-C I hate that not everything uses it. I'm gonna say this right now. I'm putting my foot down My milestone for the podcast if the new iPhone is not USB-C. I hate that not everything uses it. I'm gonna say this right now, I'm putting my foot down. Milestone for the podcast. If the new iPhone is not USB-C, I will not get it. I think it's stupid. Stupid?

Because, how do you tell if you got a USB-C three cable or a Thunderbolt three cable, whether it's like active or passive? Is all the same cable? There are like 20 different possible configurations that run over the same cable I never know what I've got like can I put a charge shit with this can I plug in a hard drive with this or really trickle to it It's annoying why why are you looking at me like I know you're talking about I'm not I don't have one of those Like laptop your USB-C

Because the USB-C is the connector. Yeah, the wire It can be anything. What do you have I have a charging cable for USB-C. For what? Switch. So that's, and my I have a USB battery. It's like a battery. A battery for my backpack and then I can charge things. Is it?

It's a battery. It will be charge stuff. Yeah, I've read an article outlining exactly what you're talking about here. And like as part of it, they show like four cables that look identical. Now what are the different types? All of these do something different.

One is USB-C which does 40 gigabits. One is... That's Thunderbolt 3. A USB, yes, sorry, Thunderbolt 3. There's a USB-C which does 10 gigabits, 100 watts of power. There's a 3.0 USB-C to USB-C which is five gigabits, 15 watts.

And there's a 2.0 USB-C to USB-C which is five gigabits, 15 watts. And there's a 2.0 USB-C to USB-C which is 480 megabits, 2.4 amps. So it looks like the same cable. I don't even like when USB plugs have two plugs and one is labeled as the fast charge. USB plug, you know what I'm talking about? Why would you not want the fast charging? Well, I'm not all in all devices support fast charging? I see whether it's more power is like a higher ampere. Higher ampere just coming in like a fire hose.

Okay. Because I do a thing now where such a boring conversation. I've I've got a MacBook charger, which is USB-C. Yeah. But then I bought a separate USB-C to lightning cable. Okay. So it can actually super fast charge my phone. So do you charge that same plug though, you can use the charger switch and your MacBook?

Well not with a Lightning cable. What? You don't use Lightning cable for that? If you plug your, what can you charge with a Lightning cable? No, not your Lightning cable, sorry Thunderbolt. Like do you have to get a special cable to plug in your switch in the night? You have a switch, right? Yeah.

So can you charge it with that? Mm-hmm. Okay. That's all the same. But not with the lightning cable. Well, the lightning cable obviously not, because that's what I'm saying. The iPhone, you're talking about plugging a switch into a MacBook? Yeah.

I don't think you can charge a switch from a MacBook using USB-C. From the laptop? Correct. Oh, I've never done that. I've used the charge of it. Okay, yeah, that. You can. Somebody did something, and I forget what it was where, I think it was Adam Beard plugged in a battery

into his MacBook, because it has a USB-C port in the MacBook, and it charged the battery. Instead of charging the laptop, it pulled even more power out of the laptop. It's like, it's just goes, I guess you want to charge this thing. Okay, let's do that. Everyone wants USB-C, but this is,

I don't know what direction anything's going in heaven. I just want less cables. I want less cables. One of the things we were troubleshooting this weekend, we'll spit their bob show up at that. I'm really used to it by now. This optical drive, and it had the micro USB in the back. Not the mini.

Not mini micro. Like the first one they made that was like the shitty trap is only one. Yeah, but at least it goes in one direction. That's nice. Is that different to a trapezium? Trapezium? What's trapezium? I thought it was like a.

Do you have to get Dr. Reckoman to take it? Take trapezium? Ask your doctor. Trapezium is a type of quadrilateral, but it also says trapezoid here. Yeah. I guess they're taught as trapeziums in the UK. Oh, yeah, outside of the US and Canada, it's known as a trapezium, but in the US it's known as the trapezoid. I had no fucking idea.

I've never used trapezoid. I know trapezoid. Yeah, US and Canada are the ones that do it.'ve never used trapezoid. I know trapezoid. Yeah, US and Canada are the ones that do it. Everyone else uses trapezium. Well, they teach you Mexico. I have no idea. You're like, how do you go to school in Mexico? Why are you going to school in Mexico?

You're close to the Mexican border. You might not be able to get people to go to the market. You know, you don't have to go down to the market. That's where a trapezoid of an ad is. It stops listening to the whole of the toilet to what Mexicans are learning. It's got to come up in one day, I'm not showing at least one, right?

Just go down there and go trapezoid and see who turns around. What do you call a shape where it's like this? It's like this. It's triangle, dummy. Pyramid? Triangle? Roof.

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Oh, I probably told her. Yeah. I remember that video where you guys were arguing in Italy, and she imitated YouTube. And this different variation is like one of my friends. He didn't ever go for the slap but he'd go for the squeeze. He'd be like. God Lord. So gross. It is so gross. Why is it so gross? It looks like he has some weird like deformity. Yeah. That was like what it was to be a schoolboy.

Yeah, Meg does make those two things that I just live for. Her is making that noise that she makes. And the other one is when she says the word idiot. Meg says, you're an idiot better than any person in the plan. Just, idiot, I can't even do it right. Idiot.

She's the only person who I enjoy getting cold and idiotic. Oh yeah. You're in it. Oh yeah, let me read this thing. Ellie makes a noise too that makes me laugh every single time. You should be able to tell that. I actually try that and see.

Have you heard Ellie? You know the noise like Ellie has a signature noise she makes. No, she goes, she goes, she goes, yeah, it's like a hidden scribe. But I have written it into scripts where it's like Ellie makes the Ellie noise. And then when she gets to that reading a script, she gets to it goes, I'm cooler. Have I do it down the phone?

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you're like, okay, that's funny, you know. But is there like a tell that she's actually mad at you? Yeah, I mean, I mean, you can tell why that one's mad at you. Yeah, but I'm saying, you just have a tell in particular. Yeah, she's like steam coming up for years, or is she like grab you by the throat? She's talking to you idiot.

Try to push you through the piece of drywall. Did you guys ever repair the drywall from when you wrestled and put a hole in the wall? Yeah. Does a different house though, right? That was my first house. Yeah, your first American house. What do you think?

She was an estuary ever getting out of you? Can I have a look at that? Never, I'm like, I'm perfect. Does she get mad for real? She's still laid back down. I mean, I know you're an asshole, but she's very laid back. I've got a lot to put up with with me.

She does. She really does. She's the saint. Gotta. I mean, I know you're an asshole, but she's very late back a lot to put up with me. She does She really does she's the same Gotta be like so hard for her like she's home all day and then you come home like ruins it Yeah, it's like like the thing was going so great, and then you got to deal with this and then he is like oh Gus is here 430 And you I've imagined you and Trevor haven't gotten mad at you yet. No. Hasn't gotten there yet. You never had a fight? No.

Oh, that's cool. You start one. You start one. Get it out of the way. The only thing, like, there's been times where, like, I've been trying to explain something and I'm bad at explaining it. So I get frustrated with myself. And, like, we have a trouble, like, understanding what the other person means. But, like, then all of a sudden, it's like, oh, okay, you meant that. That's the extent of our arguing.

It's just me being a shitty explainer. Basically, the podcast. Yes. Basically, every argument was Gavin on this podcast. Pretty much. Did you hear about that guy in Portugal who fell into an art installation? No.

Does he live there now? He's trapped there. All of the hole. Someone made an art installation that was just Does he live there now? He's trapped there. All of the hole. Someone made an art installation that was just a hole. It was like the Vanta black hole. It was an eight foot deep hole that they painted Vanta black to make it look like. Wow, really?

And there's signs everywhere that say, this is a hole in the floor, do not step in and ignore them and step into the hole and fail. That's awesome. Because it would look like a two-dimensional spot on the floor. Because it's so So black it absorbs all the light. I bet it's like in who frame there is who frame would you grab it

You put the hull down and then you can reach into it I mean you think you'd like test it out before going full force into it, right? So how deep was it eight feet? Oh, so was he hurt? Yeah, he heard us back. Oh imagine full eight feet I mean, I don't know how you couldn't fall into that and not hit your head on the other side. I don't see these signs you're talking about, either. I don't see his hole. Because I said it. There's the bottom of the hole.

I also want to say, don't step in. Don't come down here. Don't shit. Why is that? Is it wrong that all I want is a picture of the guy in the hole because he'll have it look super weird? He's just really small, right? What would you just say his head? In the hole, Gavin down the hole. If I put a camera and pointed it in the hole because it would look super weird. He just looked really small, right? What you just say is head.

In the hole, Gavin down the hole, if I put a camera and pointed it down the hole, you could picture him. He would just look a small, because it'd be no perspective on him being far away. Well, sure, but you don't think that the same effect just taken a picture of someone on black floor. I don't think it would be the same thing at all.

Like, if I painted a hole just black, people wouldn't fall in it. Right. So apparently there's many warnings to prevent this, and you have to sign a waiver informing you of the dangers in the exhibit. And he signed it and did it. Was he gonna crash my drone at one time?

I would literally went in three dialogue boxes that told me, if you set your drone to these settings, you're gonna fucking crash it. And I was like, okay, are you sure? Yeah. And then it goes, all right, but don't see these weeds. I'm like, whatever, smash. I mean, literally five seconds later, I smashed it.

Gus is standing right next to you and I did it. Nope. Well, you pushed the video, right? What? You pushed the video. Yeah. Does it store the fact that it was in that mode when it crashed?

Probably if you could try and get it repaired. Can they see that you are being irresponsible? Probably. Do you get to get anyone one, Mavic 2? Dude, they're so expensive now. How much is that? They used to be like $600, $700, which is expensive. For the expensive?

Now they're like $1,600, dude, for the new one. I have a boy now. Somebody got one at the company and came to talk to me about it, and like, because they assumed I was gonna get them, like, I know. I'm not filming anything that would need it. It does a lot of cool stuff though, dude. You got built in hyperlapse.

So you'd say like you'll get two GPS points and it'll fly over the course of 20 minutes and do a time lapse. Or like up to 30 minutes. I think this one flies like 31 minutes flight time. Yeah, but it's just like I don't, you know, it's really cool and I like it. Brando and Vlogs are in mind. It's like, we have a 600 bucks, it's really cool and I like it brand new and bloggering Maran. It's like we have it 600 bucks. Dude, that is a ton of bucks.

I'll just borrow that guys. Yeah. I don't say who got it, but somebody got it. Who got will hide? Coming in Wednesday. We're going to take a look at it. So speaking of things coming out later this week on bloodfest is going back to theater and digital download later this week. Look at that is going back to theater and giving it a whole per digital download later this week.

Look at it, you've got a lower third for it. Okay, I go see it. I go see it before a Hellfest comes up. You can say we were first. We're gonna think about that. We have like our now volcano Dante's peak thing. But we made it. I saw the poster for that Hellfest.

That's that thing's like, it's kind of ridiculous. It's also a different movie. Bloodfest is horror comedy. Yeah. And health fest is like very straight horror. Different movies. So maybe a really interesting point, I mean, no day, we're Josh Flanagan.

He said, it's interesting, like we have Ruchitid's animation gaming comedy. That's like the tagline for the company. But we haven't done, we've never done like a straight comedy. All the comedies we've done, at least for the feature level, have all been very high concept. Like, I mean, laser team was comedie, but it's a sci-fi movie and then Bud Fest is a horror.

So maybe she's, you're thinking about this, like maybe next time around, just doing a straight comedy. What the show is, what, comedy? I feel like comedy is the hardest genre to nail. You think so? Yeah. General? I think you're doubling our work by trying to nail. You think so? Yeah. General. I think you're doubling our work by trying to get

two genres right? Well, because then you could kind of have a, like majority horror movie with comedic moments sprinkled in. Whereas like a straight comedy movie, I feel like would be a more challenging thing to write. And act. Horror is definitely a better fit at this budget range than is like try to do sci-fi.

Yeah. And then some comedies too, it's like, depending on what you do, they can creep up on budget as well. But that's Ellie coming back. She just wrote it in text, you guys. You mean, eh.

She's gonna do it? I don't know. Oh, believe you can just send me at you. Yes, go see Blufffile. Send all your files. Yeah, I'm excited for people to finally see it. And then for them to eventually buy it and get the Gus cut. Well, is it gonna be on the digital download? I don't know. Is it gonna be on the digital download?

Do we know I imagine it would be you should buy it and find out Bad Eric just threw his hands up in there Bad Eric my good Eric. What a great name. Probably one of the most ridiculous examples of that is Jackie we hired a Jackie and then Alfredo's girlfriend is named Jackie like and someone gonna have two Jackie's. Yeah Eric Eric no more Gus's can't have another Gus. So she's another Gus. I'll listen to me. The dog. I to get really Get mad about it too. Another Gavin. Another Gavin for long time right here. Right? Let's get.

I don't know. He's not here. He's not here. Mad Gavin. Did you fire him better? Yeah, only one Gavin. Okay. It's all we can say.

It's all we can say is one Gavin at a time. It is we're talking to the other Gavin though, because whenever I'm saying your name, Gavin, I never really call you Gavin. I usually say like, gobbins. Very few people call me by my name. Yeah. Does anybody like any of your like guy friends call you by your last name, just call you free?

No. Say, people call me burns all the time. Because it's so close to burning. Burns. Well, the burning came from people call me burn. Call you Bernard this morning? Bernard, Bernard. Bernard. Bernard.

What are you just talking about though? Ellie. Blood fest. Oh, blood fest. I also think though we have, I think we've now kind of settled in to the, like the formula that works for our movies is that originally with laser team, we thought, okay, let's do half Rishwethe cast, half like three fourths outside actors. Well, I mean, for the primary cast was six people.

Oh, I guess you have. Michael Gavs and then Alan Alli and a Colton, Colton. Yeah, but I think the blood fest is, we think it's the better one. It's like sprinkle them in. Yeah, just like in the main cast, maybe one Rishw jeeth personality and then sprinkle out people throughout and then cut them maybe And then cut them on the birthday Have them go out and I'm gonna

I'm gonna have you better that I'm gonna play this one. I haven't read it. Let's see if he's play Ellie here Like Yeah, it's like, you know, it's all the time. Ooh. It's the only time. It's like, oh, she's having a pie. Yeah, it's also like, they're not having a bit of a bed, having a laugh.

Yeah, she's having a good time. You guys came out to our improv show the other night, which was very nice of you. Yeah, that was really cool. Miles went through a makeover. He did. It really, it looks good. That has nothing to do with our improv show, but.

No, but he but it's the first time he's gone. He was there. He was at your improv show. We'll bring this background to you in a second. He was at the improv show. And he had gone Chelsea Harfouche. Charfouche and Ellie had put him through a makeover. He looks great. Yeah, look good.

Great new haircut, new clothes, everything. Yeah, but I saw sexy babies. That's a very improv group name. That's the was your second ever show? Mm-hmm. Yeah, but I saw sexy babies. That's a very pro-group name. That's the was your second ever show? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I couldn't remember if I'd ever been that theater until I went the theater. I remember that bar area for Cold Town.

Yeah, it's smaller than you think it's gonna be. It was fun though, you guys are great. I mean, there was another troop that went after you guys, I think it's done 500 shows. And you guys have done your second show. I mean, you guys have a lot of experience performing in general, but I was really impressed by how well y'all did.

Thank you. Yeah, that was great. We have a lot of fun with it. We're hoping to do more of it. Hopefully, something for extra life, perhaps. Barbara's got her go-to accent. Hey, what's up? Is it someone with all the smoking?

Yeah, Max is in it and Chad and Trevor and Alfredo. Marrials in it. Cole, I like Chad. Cole's great, I thought. Yeah, he's really great. Cole's always great at like doing like the little innocent character too. I always crack up whenever he does something like that.

Yeah, the Max, so we say Max, Max is too. Max. And it was great, Max is great as well. The bit where Max was choking, I'm gonna embarrass myself for it because I was saying I can't remember if it was Alfredo or Trevor, but he wouldn't think he was Trevor. Max was choking, I'm gonna embarrass myself for some say, I can't remember if I was Alfredo or Trevor, but he wouldn't think Trevor, he was choking it.

That's just funny bit. Yeah. It's crazy too. It's the, the, the troop that went last, kind of built a story all around that apartment complex, which is really just, I thought I was really impressive the way it's like, you don't know what you're doing going in,

but then suddenly you build like these long narratives. Yeah. You guys did it too with the family that lives in a barber shop and everything. It is crazy going in like the way every troop does something differently but the way we do it is we just ask the audience for a location and then we just go. Some people want like a song lyric or a movie title or something like that and then they just build off of that. AIDS research station go you'd to be good in the audience.

We probably would have just grazed right over that. They never used to do any of my dungeon. Avoiding serious substance. You said dungeon? Dungeon. That's a good one. We didn't hear it, I guess. I don't think I said it in your sentence.

I didn't want to interrupt your process. Or they'd miss you. I heard Dungeon is crab. Dungeon is crab. It's working to you. Like I heard Dungeonous Crab. Dungeonous Crab. It's working to do an entire improv series inside of a Dungeonous Crab. Yeah, the first show we did, we were on the moon. And then this one, we did Barbershop.

God, being on the moon would be exhausting after a while of like acting like you're low gravity. Yeah. Just give up on it. Well, we did like the space station and then like people looking at the moon. So you just basically incorporate that idea into everything. Do you ever see anybody?

I don't know the good one. No. Should have. I don't know the bad guys. That would have been a good one. It was fun though. Winter next show. You can do it again.

Undecided right now. I think we want to take the next like group of classes at least, but I think we want to do something in extra life. Improvs tough though. Like the classes like what's the lesson that you learn in that? Because it just seems like if I was a teacher I just go just be funny and then that's it I mean it's like what do you what do they teach you learn how to avoid asking questions how to basically if you get on stage with someone and

they start a scene you just basically abandon your idea right away yeah I could tell in some of the other troops especially where people were at when in with an idea and they weren't gonna let it go yeah and one true but in particular your idea right away. Yeah, I could tell in some of the other troops, especially where people went in with an idea and they weren't gonna let it go. Yeah. And one troop in particular, somebody to someone which I think is a fucking cardinal sin when you're performing,

where literally they said that wasn't funny to the other person. Right. Yeah. It's very, people joke about the yes and thing. It's so true. I think the biggest takeaway I had when we did improv lessons was you don't focus on what you don't know.

You lean into what you do know. Yeah. So it's like there's a lot to be intimidated about in that scenario, but it's like don't think about all these unknowns and all these variables. Just think about what is actually being done. And also whatever is pitched to you as reality is reality. So if someone's like, we're in a world where everyone's named Gus, that's true. You don't want it set out loud.

It's silly. Yeah. Just like, yeah, fight against it. Or if someone's like, hey, why don't you pick up that razor? And they're like, okay, it's not like, no, I'm not going to touch that. So you pick it up. Is there an improv scene in the UK?

Would you do any improv in RTX London? I would. Yeah, I don't know if we'll have that many people there. I guess it'll be me. Trevor Alfredo will be there. Think that's it. Yeah, you should definitely watch. We've talked about it the podcast before, but in the show extras, the Rick and Jive show that he made after the office. He does a thing where he's a basically auditioning Liam Eason and they do an improv scene together. And it's just,

it's unbelievably fucking funny. Yeah. But you want to the simple moments when he's like, he says, he says, what's our scene? It's what's my scene. What's my character? Well, you're a green grocer. Which what does a green grocer?

It's like a vegetarian grocer. Like you work in like a veg for your next door. Right. And lean this is no one will ever believe on green grocer because well, it's just character and play it. He goes, okay, fine. Is that what could you, race? Okay, because knock knock and lean me. He goes, okay, fine. Is that what we could do? Vase goes, okay, he goes, knock, knock.

And we can be so close. We're closed. We're closed. I think you have to be open in order for this to work. But that's like the lowest level of problems that he gives him in this. It's really funny, fucking sea. The, my favorite improv scene in a TV show was in the office

when Michael Scott's doing improv classes. And he's constantly got a gun. No, right. I'm very whisper. He says to whisper. Is that quite your put in your hands up? He told me he has a gun. That's just on that litigate go.

He breaks it every time. Yeah, extra is if you watch the Liam Neeson scene, Patrick Stewart scene, and the Ian McKellen scene, I think those are all the best ones. I haven't seen the Kate Winslet one. People talk about that a lot. Kate Winslet one's great. Is she great, but that's like the whole episode, right?

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Auckland, he goes, Auckland, that's where the orcs are from. And the gather that were like, he's a man. We could not have been any happier. That's where the orcs are from. And then he walks away, like the most charming individual on the face of the fucking earth couldn't believe it and That was awesome. I'm sure those kids are just like yes, I'm old guys No appreciation those little fucks All right, I'm sure they're nice kids

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