Rooster Teeth Podcast - Is It A Duck Egg or A Goat Egg? - #498

Episode Date: June 26, 2018

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Burnie Burns as they discuss eating an ostrich egg, Burnie’s new pet, incorrect facts you remember, and more on this week's RT Podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And I didn't have the box graphic. And I didn't have the box. Gus, you're mad today. I'm a little, boom. You take a little mad. Guys, I want to report that Gus didn't fill me in on the box that it was not being their thing. So I think he's responsible.

So wait, Gus, you mad or you're not mad? I'm not mad, I'm a little high strong. Okay. Why? We're luck going on today. It's been a long day. It's a lot happened. Oh, what happened? Did you have a bad thing?

No, no, I just been filming all day. I've had a lot of stuff going on. Why are you so bright, you pasty? Why am I so bright? We're brighter today. This is the monitor. They always tell me it's the monitor. I always look in mine.

I always feel like I'm washed out and read somehow. So this is, I pulled my laptop out and I've got it backwards. You're broke in. It's my favorite thing about this laptop. I was taking you because I looked at your screen and it was just the back of your monitor. Is that so other people could see what you're typing in your hot? No, I can like go smush and put it in tablet mode

and then I can use it like that. So you flip it around, but it has this cool like mag lock. You like the sound, get it by the mic. But I trend on Reddit by the way of cool sounds. They just put up a World War II air siren, air raid siren warming up. It's cool now. Seven years ago. You don't want to hear that. Not so cool back then. Dude, I didn't know this. So, you know, Flint, Michigan, which is having all the problems with their water. Are they? How would that feel? Still. It's really cool. They, I have relatives in Flint,

specifically in Grand Blank, Michigan. I didn't fucking know this, but their weather sirens are old air raid sirens. They sound exactly like that. What kind of weather sirens, like what are their weather sirens for? I don't know, but all I know is they were using them one morning, testing them. And I fucking woke up to air raid sirens. This is the 80s, but I assumed nuclear bombs were coming. Right. It's like the equivalent of listening to the radio

and your car and hearing sirens and honks and brake screeches. It should be legal. It should be legal. I don't understand how people are allowed to do that. Or police sirens and you start looking around like they were there. Yeah, police sirens make you a way.

Making you a way. So we have a lot. Once again, the person who doesn't drive, we have a lot of stuff to get through. I'm just podcast. I want to get through one of them right away. I fix it's my laptop. Thank you. We know we were all. I'm just wrapping this up for you. You kind of lose it. Thank you. This episode for 98 of the podcast. So 500 by the the math, I think is two weeks away. And we're going to do. We'll think. Gavin, you

know, don't check that. Yeah. Is that okay? So that's July 9th. And we're going to have a live event, July 9th for RTP 500. If you can't come, but we're going to have a live event. If you live together and talk. In the Austin area or you are going to be in the Austin area around then, you can visit that bit link right there. And you go buy tickets. This is the actual announcement. If you're watching this live, we haven't posted this anywhere.

This is your opportunity to go buy ticket now or anybody else knows. I got anybody else knows. Thank you for watching live. This is your chance to go. So should we just talk about nothing for the next few minutes? Now listen, now listen, should we not read it out for the audio podcast? But they're not bit.ly slash capital r capital T capital P 5 0 0. You're welcome., it's Casper.com slash T. Uh, we, we have to charge a little bit of money just to make sure people show up and don't, um, just get a charging. So we're charging 500 pennies for 500 episodes.

Oh, so five dollars. No, 500 pennies. Okay. We're very exact about this in a jaw. You have to send us 500 pennies. Why didn't we charge $500? Because I would have been better. So listen, if it's five bucks, here's what I would ask of people, our beloved first

members who are all over this wonderful planet, don't buy it ticket if you know you're not going to come. Right. Yeah, I mean, there's some people who just will sometimes buy it to get the receipt and like it's fun, momentum, but we'll, we'll, we won't send you anything. But please don't do it. What's one person, all of us. There's some catalysts, not even, let's erase this part of the podcast.

But it'd be great we did a podcast is one dude. That would actually be bad. It's kind of funny. That would be pretty funny. We've done that before. Who do we do a podcast for one dude? Well, it's LA that one time. Oh, yeah, that horrible festival that you took us to.

Oh, yeah, no, there were two. Oh, sorry, yeah, there's the other one. Normally, I'd never badbought an event, but we're far enough away from it that I don't remember what it was. It was a podcast festival. Well, it's not. Oh, yeah, another word to. We're sorry. Yeah, the other. Normally, I'd never badbought an event. We're far enough away from it that I don't remember what it was. It was a podcast. Like some network event. Yeah.

No, it was a podcast festival in a hotel in Hollywood. Wasn't like for podcasts for podcasters. Yeah, I was doing the vlog at that point in time, because vlog just going to lunch. You know, Ellie, are you there for it? She's got something out. When we had the horrible Ruchitji podcast with like four people in the audience.

Yes. Yeah, I was sorry. So we had three people because we had, um, so I had kind of a throw away thing that I said last week. I love wish. Yeah. Where I said that I thought it would be interesting to eat an ostrich egg.

Is this like the 24 eggs? So only you should have to eat the ostrich eggs. It's the problem with this podcast. People say things. Why are we constantly saying things on the podcast? So Gus we brought you a nice delicious ostrich egg freshly prepared. Oh my god. Oh Why is an enormous egg so gross? It's heavy

heavy. What's up? Oh, it's a fish. Oh, it's like an egg threw up. That's one egg. That is one egg. Why is there so much pepper? I learned that. What ostrich egg is about 24 regular eggs?

Did you taste test this before? I just had a little bite. How was it? It's a very rich, dense egg. This is Patrick Pope, everybody, by the way. Patrick Pope with a lab. Nice to meet you. Not a lot.

So bone appetit, gentlemen. Oh, pet your boat with a lab. Now let's talk about the lab. So bone epitome. Oh, thank you. Cool. Enjoy, guys. Can you bring some pieces of the, do we have any big pieces of the little? Is there another one? Oh, like, yeah.

Oh, my throat's making noise, all right. Can you crack an ostrich egg into your mouth and suck it down? Stop it. Wait till you feel this thing. We made the mistake of handling the actual egg earlier in the day. You have some another.

And the shell can't be broken. Like you can't even crack it on the side of a table. You gotta use an instrument to do it, bullshit. Anybody else wanna try something? Cause why don't you go ahead? I'll try some. When, I mean, why are you so grossed out? When are you ever gonna get a chance

to eat a fucking ostrich egg? I don't care about eating an ostrich egg. When you're old and gross like me, you're just chasing new experiences. Okay. You see it up in the world, you're like, yeah, give me some fucked up stuff. I'll wait another 35 years.

Have you ever had an ostrich before? Mm-hmm. That's the shell, so that's the shell. Oh, shit. It looks fake. Should we play catch the egg? This is the egg. Please be careful.

Oh. Well, I mean, it takes a hammer to open. Now do this, Gavin. That's what I think is fine. Watch what I do. You mimic this action that I'm about to do. I can't do it this way, because it's going to open. I think it's fine. Watch what I do. You mimic this action that I'm about to. I can't do it because it's going to break. Just slowly turn it over.

Like, it's like grippy on the inside. It's like, yep. It like sticks the side of it. It's good. How much? No, stop it. Don't throw the egg. No, it's not going to throw the egg. I'm not going to throw it. Don't throw it. It's not going to throw the egg.

Okay, well, Barbara hold this. No, God, please. You fucking wing this at me. Okay, a real throw, not a British throw. Is someone say do it, throw it. Three points. Oh, God, it was weird coming back. Oh, okay.

That's enough of that. Oh, okay. That's it. Oh, let me bring onto that for you. Yeah, go along at least. It's $1,000. Erick's $1,000. It's a try. All right, I'll give it a shot. What is that with these little tins or four?

Yeah. So put some slop in a tin for me. It sounds like a, what's that like glass on top? It's hollow like the moon. It's glass on the collar like the moon it's This is bigger than a stomach isn't it yeah depends on the stomach I guess you can feel your entire stomach with egg Oh, dude, okay, how about this if you swallowed an entire liquid ostrich egg and they've got in a hot tub Would it would you throw it up as like one ball of cooked egg? Oh, you'd be like a poached egg you'd be a coaching thing. Yeah, I'll be wicked

Gus, please don't never say you want to eat other disgusting things on the podcast ever again. It's not disgusting Is that a clean is that a clean fork? Yeah? What would you eat literally just an egg? Yeah, but like it does a duck egg or a goat egg? I'll go I'm gonna go to the next. There we go. I want to go to the end now. I'm gonna find me a fucking go to the end. I'm gonna find me.

It's good. I was thinking about stuff and stuff. It's not that Patrick, my compliment. How many different types of eggs are there in the world? It's really good. Have you sucked one of these folks? What? Well, I sucked a fork.

No, it's really good. You can go to the map. There's no fork. There'll be. I'm in fork. No, it's not really. I can do a math. There's no need. There's no need. I'm in now. You want this? So here's the problem that we have today. Today we had Monday meeting.

And times like PEPA. I don't know who forever for Monday, I can call it Monday meeting, but now it's all hands meeting. It's actually every Monday, but it falls on Mondays. So we still sometimes call it Monday meeting. Okay.

So good. Rue's to eat it Monday meeting. Okay. So good. Rue's strategy that we Monday will get lunch for everybody at the company, which by the way, what the fuck is going on? At today's all hands meeting, we had our new employees stand up. We have 45 new employees today. What, I was filming, so I missed it.

45 new employees stood up. Well, since the last all hands. Fought to make it. 45 new employees. They stood up and said hello. From, from, from day one, 2003, it took us eight years to get to 45 employees. As for an official head count today,

we're at 380 as a company. That's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. It's a lot of people. Anyway, so we did that today, but we got food for all those people. And I guess because it's so many people, we can't actually get good food.

So we got chili dogs today. You're all right. Well, I mean they're good, but they're not good for you. It's what I'm saying. This egg's actually pretty good. It's really good. It's a seasoning. But I think it's the seasoning.

Yeah, it is. I think they cooked it very well. Seasoned it very, very deliciously. I really want to crack the other egg open. Do it. No. Yeah. Is it cruel to do it?

Are you going to keep it on your desk or something, Eric? What are you gonna do with it? I don't think we talked about how thick the shell is. Could you punch that? Well, it's not just the shell, Gus. It's that inner membrane. When you crack an egg, a chicken egg, it does have that tiny little membrane on the inside.

This one, you actually have to work at it to puncture that membrane. I think hit it with a hammer together. I think some people hit it with a hammer. I think Patrick used the back end of a knife. Do you think he's like, when that's at the shell off and then the membrane was separate? That was a separate open.

I could hear him cracking it when I was sitting here before we started the podcast. And I walked over and he was taking the shell off and the membrane was still intact. And it looks like the movie aliens, like where the face hugger's from out. Yeah, he should de-shell the egg entirely and just hold the membrane.

I mean, to me, it looks like a dinosaur egg. Yeah, it looks like a dinosaur egg. So, the only thing to me was the texture on the egg. Like, when you think about chicken eggs, how they're smooth. Can I head butt that and crack it? No. You know what, I gotta say that like, if Marcus made that, we would tell him it doesn't look realistic, right?

Right, that would it head. You could get, like, it looks like it looks like an H-cell in your head. 3D printer. You want me to try it with not with my head? Not the egg I'm gonna put in my hair, by the way. But put on your head. You gotta hurt your head.

Put it in my head, right? Great, let's do a like a hard head barb. Yeah, front of heads, a hot. Oh. Oh. You guys are so funny. I rolled my teeth. You cracked it though. Yeah. I I riled my teeth.

You cracked it though. Yeah. I know. Cracked my head. Cracked my skull, making that noise. All right. You try, Barbara. No.

I like my head. So I like my brain. So we got chili dogs today. Chili dogs. It's so much stuff today. We got chili dogs for lunch. For chili dogs. Then every Monday, Gus is so gracious

and uses part of the budget to buy everyone dinner. Is it? It's not me. Should I give Gus credit for that? I don't know. Patrick or someone else? Well, then how can you affect the pizza choice? Does he get it?

I keep home when he's trying to get to have this fucking conversation. Nobody else likes that pizza. We've established it a thousand times. So today we got fried chicken sandwich from a really good local place that we love. So then there's this, the chili dogs fried chicken sandwiches. Then we find out we're getting this gigantic ostrich egg because Gus can't keep his fucking mouth shut. And then on top of that, everybody else want ostrich eggs?

And they want to check. We already had a plan which you probably have noticed from earlier, but we already had a plan today that today, Gus, you're off stage for this huge announcement. Today, what we've got is podcasts Sunday Monday. So we're doing Sundays today. The grand tradition of food podcast. And it's just every year now on this day. It's got to be on this week. The first podcast after summer starts.

And then to top this off, after this, we're going, we're going out to dinner to celebrate Gavin's 30th birthday because he hasn't been around for a while. I've written by the way, Gavin. Thanks. So we're just going to go into like a coma after eating all this food. Why don't we hit up some barbecue on the way home? Let's bring the other ostrich egg to the restaurant, say, what can you do with this? Can you put, can you fake an Australian accent? We'll say you're from Australia and you figured out.

I'll just don't live in Australia. Oh, that's right. I always say that. I always say that. I got that in my head when I was a kid. I'll just don't live in Australia. Oh, that's right. I always say that. I always say that. I got that in my head when I was a kid. I can't be Australian. No, I got that in my head when I was a kid

that ostriches are from Australia. And I actually learn that on the podcast. Australia? Australia. Australia. Yeah. Yeah, I'm wrong. Sorry.

They're from Africa. But you should still pretend to be from Australia. They're from New Jersey. But why not? Sure. Why not? More importantly, let's get to some ice cream. Wait, so we're starting an accident. It would be, wait, let's write something.

Oh my god, holy shit. Came out with it. Wow, see you say stuff, we do it. Thanks. Oh my god, guys, I like this suggestion. You say Mexican, I find that very racist. Handed it right to you. So what we got?

Mex. Is it all like Mexican vanilla? I assume it's Mexican vanilla, I see this Mexican vanilla Belgian chocolate. Oh, Belgian and Oreo. Belgium may. Oh, thank you. Okay, all of these are mine. You know we're only four people, right?

Oh, because Mexican vanilla. So we got Mexican vanilla. What else? Belgian chocolate and Oreo. Yep. So we could triple up on our flavors. Do we have to separate the larger Mexican ones from the smaller Mexican ones?

Is that the way that works? You want to talk about that? That's a pretty good one. It's too soon to make jokes about that. It's unfuckin' believable, dude. And you got to talk about it. Listen, did we talk about it? Did you guys talk about it last week or? No. Has it not happened since last week? No, I think it happened since then.

What a fucking nightmare to live through. Right? Can you imagine that? Being... being separated. It's a... I mean, I can't even understand what that's like. What's that like? What that's like to experience. Which they've rescinded the order, but that doesn't mean that anyone's been reunited. Anyway, if I can't get here today, that they have a plan to do it, they just don't know the timeline or how they're going to do it.

You don't have a fucking plan then. Those are the two things that matter. We're talking, of course, about down to the order. Unfortunately, are all the camps in Texas? I agree so. Yeah. We actually, when we were going to, last week when I was going to VidCon,

there was actually talk about us going down there because we were all just so fed up with this. We were just like, I pull in the walls down. Yeah, me and Jeff and Matt and Gus were all just gonna get in the car and go down there and just start filming stuff because we didn't know what else to do.

And as we were working to that, I was about to cancel my trip to VidCon. I really have ever canceled an event appearance ever. Well, especially because of political going on. Not just never done it, not even for being sick or anything like that. And so this is why I'm doing it. I was trying to work through the language

of how I was gonna do that, but then they, you know, Trump signed this order to rescind the order that didn't exist. He had no power to fix this. He had no power to address this issue until he signed an executive order that undid it. I don't even, and undid it in a shitty way. But it's not.

It leaves the door open for further abuse down the road. And I'm gonna sound like typical liberal overthinking things, but I almost don't wanna use Trump's name in it because I feel like this should be an issue that transcends any kind of polar politics. Yeah, like if kids are being separated from their family members everyone should be concerned about that, right? Everyone should be able to drop any pretense of this side or that side and this just needs to be fixed. Well, it wasn't it also that there was like some event that was held where they had victims of people

who were murdered by illegal immigrants come speak. That was something that they had recently. And then yeah, yeah, it did. But where's the event where they have people who were killed by white people, school shooters or whatever it is come speak? It's just like a clear demonstration of racism. Yeah, well, huckyby put it. Cherry picking what it is that you want to be outraged about. Yeah. I mean,

I grew up on the border, you know, for years. My family comes from Mexico. So I think it's weird to me to see that. Like I spent so long growing up on the border. And it was something that at the time was, I mean, it was an issue. People talked about it, but it was, we never reached the point where we were like, let's start separating people from each other. Start separating children from their parents.

It was like, at least you, there's still people. There's still, you want to treat them humanly. Yeah, but then you treat them like human-ish children. Like criminals and animals. Right, and then I saw people's counterarguments where these migrant children are being treated better than our own American children. So that's the takeaway for me then,

is we should be treating our own citizens better. Yeah. What a weird thing to say. And what a weird defense to try to take in the whole situation. There's some quote I saw, and I'm probably gonna say it incorrectly, but it was like, no one puts their children in a boat unless the water is safer than the land.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, for anybody, whatever they're fleeing is so much worse, so much worse, which is hard to believe because everyone is like seeing the situation that they're in down there, and it's terrible. And I agree with you, Gus. It's like, people will sometimes say, well, what about this?

It's like, yeah, that's bad too. Let's fix that. Let's go. And what it would initially, I remember there was a talk about this authority already existed. Like this was a policy that was in place with previous administrations. And specifically, it was people were coming back and saying,

well, this was the Obama administration had the same policy. Wasn't enforced, it turns out, but people were saying that to me. And I just came back with, okay, great, let's impeach Obama too. I don't care. It's like, why do you think if you say the word Obama to me, I'm gonna go like, oh, was? Oh, sorry, okay.

It's still wrong. It's still wrong, yeah. It's still wrong, it transcends that. I don't care, it's like, I don't sit around thinking about Obama all day and it's like, I gotta, I gotta figure out a way to protect his legacy. I would I gotta figure out as a way to protect these little kids are yanked away from their parents. And yeah, if they're coming here and those aren't

their parents, that's something else we can fix, you know? I mean, those are still human beings coming in. Right. It's like we have this luxury of being in the United States. They have a luxury of enjoying a very high standard living compared to the rest of the world. Let's take care of people who are less fortunate than us. Right. And instead of treating them like monsters. Even people in our own country, like you're going back to the thing that those people were saying,

like let's take care of people who need our help, people who are fleeing violence or some kind of persecution in their own country. God, we have enough persecution in our own country these days, but let's just be good neighbors, how about that? Also, it's like, you know, there's been a couple of things that have been coming down the pipeline for a really long time.

Like climate change is something that people have been talking about for a very long time. And it was kind of like, oh, we don't see the evidence of it. So it's, it's not, it doesn't affect me my daily life. So I'm not going to talk about it, I'm not worried about it. But over time, it's like, oh yeah, we're having a certain serious problems

because of climate change. And we should have done something about it sooner. I do think we're headed down, and this is not to change the subject, but we're heading down a pathway where the concept of what is work is going to change. I think it's definitely going to change in my kids' lifetime with the amount of computer automation

that we have. And if you even look, I just got back from VidCon. If you look at all the issues that we're having with these mass scale systems, and the way the computers are, with the algorithm that you always talk about on YouTube, the way that's doling out information, processing, advertisements, everything,

it causes huge problems. We're having these huge bumps in the road. And eventually it's gonna get into like, people just aren't gonna have these jobs. These less and less jobs are going to exist. Somebody on Twitter sent me this thing of video where someone had like one of these fakes where they used my voice,

but it was a computer-generated thing that was me saying something. And it's like, yeah, I can just, I can just, but it looked like live action. Like a deep fake. Like it was a deep fake is what it was. But it was computer-generated. I was like, holy cow, that's horrifying.

But the fact that a computer can make that is really fascinating, you know? It's a marvel and that's gonna change so much stuff. That's terrifying. Yeah, like autonomous cars are gonna wipe out transportation, you know? Everyone who drives a truck, drives a car professionally,

we can see where that's about to go away. It's about to go away. Have you played Detroit? No, I haven't, but I watch Ashley play it. Very similar, and you'll sometimes pick up a newspaper in the game and read future headlines, and it's terrifyingly scary. It's totally relatable to now. Is it a good game, should I play it?

I'm not very far into it. It's fun. It's like a story game. It's like a story driven. If you want interactive narrative, it's fun. It's like a story, eh? If you got me a very story driven, if you want like interactive narrative, it doesn't take that long to finish. I think I probably finished it in 12, 15 hours somewhere in that neighborhood.

Bishop from Aliens, is it? So is a Clancy Browns in it, right? I think he played the guard in Shawshank Redemption. Sky. Oh yeah, he's it. If you saw him, you would recognize it. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, yeah.

I don't remember his name, but he popped up with his girlfriend, oh, that's that guy. But this issue of, I think this, what I was trying to make with this is like, as we come back around, this issue of who gets benefits from what eventually I think, like even Elon Musk now is talking about universal basic income, it's becoming a thing.

And it's like, then the question is, who's going to pay for that? Which I think is at the heart of a lot of these immigration issues is the concept. They talk about the question is, who's going to pay for that? Which I think is that the heart of a lot of these immigration issues is the concept. They talk about the crime because that's a scare tactic. But often it's talked about burden on resources and things like that. And who are these people?

Whereas, most of the hardest working families I've ever met in my life have been first generation immigrants anywhere. People who have the wherewithal to pick up and go to a totally different country that probably speaks a different language. Those are very motivated people. And I just think as we go forward, there's going to be a continuing issue.

It's not just going to be traditionally underprivileged people. It's going to be a lot of fucking people. These younger generation, I think, is already dealing with it because they're getting out of college. They have the old world system of going to college where they rack up a ton of debt, but now they're getting out and there's no jobs available to them. And it's not all because the baby boomers aren't retiring. There's other things at play and we're just not seeing them yet.

That's what I think. So I think there's going to be bigger issues that cascade through. I also think the immigration thing, I feel like I'm talking a lot. If the immigration thing, it basically boils down to, do you think it's a crime? And I think that's the big discrepancy. Some people think if you try to come to this country, that it's a crime.

Yeah, I think, I mean, I felt like a lot of recent political moves are this anti-globalization effort, right? Like, we had seen before the unification of the EU and through NAFTA, you kind of created a free trade zone in North America, kind of trying to disable and tear these borders down to allow people and jobs to move freely. But I felt like after 2016, it was really like a referendum on globalization and a pullback to nationalism,

like trying to close those borders and reinforce it. And I don't know what caused that reaction. I felt like things were going fine. Maybe just that loss of identity, the national identity that people are looking for. I can't quite put my finger on it. The whole, even Brexit, yeah, Brexit thing is what I was gonna say. It's crazy to me.

I think people who looked at that didn't believe the spin that the UK was gonna save money by leaving the EU. And now here we are, what two years out. And we just had the figures come out, was it last week, or is it like, oh no, we've, we've been, UK's ended up paying more. Pay more because of Brexit than they would have paid to, has to stay in the EU. It's like, right, the, nobody really thought that the numbers were going to add up.

Are they still doing both though? Do you know, Gav? Like, are, are both, until they leave, are they still paying some of these agreements that they have? Oh, yeah, they're not, they haven't officially left. So they leave, aren't they still paying some of these agreements that they have? Oh yeah, they're not, they haven't officially left. So they're still on the hook for that. Oh my gosh, they're doubling down at this point. Yeah, so-

So in that interim. Yeah, and I don't know, still don't know if they've fully hammered out how the exits gonna happen. Yeah, they still haven't figured- Someone's gonna come up with a giant saw and just- While we're talking about globalization, Barb, you should be excited about developments in your home country.

Should I be? Yeah, a couple of immigrants on the couch over here. What's happening? I'm having a legal weed. Legal weed in Canada. Legal weed. What's the story there? Has that been a thing for a long time in Canada?

Try to push for that? I think so. And it's been decriminalized, I believe, for a while, but not legal in the same way it is. That mean, decriminalized. I've always wondered. Does that mean it's like, I think they'll give you a ticket.

It's not something that's not necessarily, you wouldn't was wondered. So I mean, it's like, I think they'll give you a ticket. It's not something that's not necessarily you wouldn't get arrested. Take you to jail for. It's not the criminal me jail. Because here it's like some states is legal but federally like nationwide it's still a crime in some way. But Canada does it have like the state system

or is it just one law for the whole country? I believe. I actually don't know. They have provinces that like, like we have states like. Correct me from a Quebec seems to be a more conservative province. Typically. Yeah.

And so, I mean, who knows what can happen? Like I believe in Vancouver, even I think prostitution is illegal already and maybe it's just decriminalized in Vancouver. Decriminalized prostitution. Decriminalized. Yeah, I believe it was like province specific if I recall correctly, but this new development is nationwide. Somebody chat tell somebody who's a smart political science. I haven't been keeping up with the the weed laws in Canada. The Republican party in Texas and the leading Democratic candidate for Senator who's going to post Ted Cruz have both come out and said They're pushing for legal cannabis in Texas which I'm actually really surprised I thought I would be long gone before that happens. You think so. Yeah, actually. I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner

because Texas does have a reputation of Being a southern state and therefore very conservative as well. But actually, the only thing I've noticed in my many, many years of living in Texas is this crazy independent streak. Like you will not tell us what to do. We are doing our own thing and that's it. So I'm actually surprised that Texas hasn't done anything else just looking around at the tax revenue that other states are going for.

I can't say they, I imagine they looked at California and saw the benefit that they were getting from it. Agriculture. For the economy. Also, I think what it would do to the taxes is work from drug trafficking. That's what I was, and then that's what I was gonna say. Is then, you know, if you're taking all this money

away from cartels, then what happens to a cartel activity along the border? What, what happens to? They start trading against stuff like soap. Well, in nice things does it become bubble-boss less dangerous for people to live in Mexico and Central America and then are they not trying to leave that violence to come to the United States? I think a lot a lot of this stuff is connected. Yeah, well, it's once again

I wonder it's like you can't nothing operates in a vacuum So it's like let's say tomorrow they pass a law and that day it was instituted where it's like, let's say tomorrow, they pass the law and that day, it was instituted where it's like Portugal, where there are no drug laws, where everything is legal, period. And so then, you know, pharmaceutical companies or whoever can start selling, you know, or RG Reynolds can start selling tobacco like, or tobacco like marijuana, secrets and packs. And those kinds of things, then what would happen in places that are now, that's where they're making the money from a legal drug trade?

Like that money would stop, but I feel like things like kidnapping and those other things would then soar dramatically. Just to make up for the crime. Yeah, they're not going to be up for a loss money right now. Lost money. Yeah, lost money. The cartels like, yeah, we can't,

suddenly nobody wants to buy our drugs. So, whether there's other ways to make money. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think it's probably- Yeah, I'm the way we actually see a surge in other countries of violence, especially in Central America. I feel like we would.

Yeah, I don't know. You're right, nothing operates in a vacuum. If you take that away, then what is the other shoe? Like what happens on the other side? Man, that's real terrifying. That's complicated. What a world, dude. Or they could all just get high and chill out.

Who knows? Although, if they're not doing that already, then it's so hard. Or they could all just get high and chill out. Who knows? Although, if they're not doing that already, then... They already got the drugs. This weed go bad. I'm sure it does. I don't know, it's a question. I think it could get dry, probably. Hmm.

I mean, if it's left out. Does alcohol go bad? Doesn't seem like it does. I bet it does, eventually. I mean, I think beer and stuff could go bad. Like, for parties, I'll buy a bunch of booze and then nine months later, I'll have still have like that much vodka in the bottom of the bottle.

And I'm like, that's probably still good, right? And then some things like vodka and like hard liquors and stuff are fine, but I don't know if like beer or something like that. I feel like if it's a liquid you can clean stuff with, it's probably not gonna go bad. Yeah, but you don't drink the alcohol that you can clean with or freeze it and not freeze. Like pour in a wound.

Oh, okay. I'm not going to pour milk in a wound probably. Ostrich yield or anything like that. Actually, and I she has this one beer that she loves. It's a shiner. Shiner Christmas beer. And we've had one of those bottles or two of those bottles for I think like two years how they changed the label on the beer on a seasonal beer so it's at least two years old. I

point beer less like two or three years when bottled. Do we find it in a filing cabinet? Yeah, was it a filing cabinet? Was it filed under B or C? Is it beer or Christmas? Yeah, it's holiday. We could wrap up when we floated the river and jack bought cans of beer that he found in his house that were from like four years earlier. I was there. I stole over him. Oh my god. This fucking guy. Look. This fucking guy, were you talking about old enough? Yeah, listen, I'm going to play that card and we've talked about this. I sure have Gus a year one time that had been a cooler for a while. He was in a bottle in a cooler. What's a while?

Well, when they're long enough to wear when I popped the cap off, there was a rust ring around the top of the bottle. I thought you were going to say there was like a shriek. A woman's dream. Spirit emerged from it, and then they took our jobs. Did you get, Matt? It was like one of those ostriches. It came out with a goopy like that.

Yeah, it was like, what the fuck? And bring us out of sport and a glass. You'd be fine. Actually, not in class. It came out with a goopy like that. Yeah, it was like, what the fuck? And then he goes, I'll just pour it in a glass. You'll be fine. That's actually not going to class. So I poured it in a glass and I drank it. Actually, I have an amazing thing going on right now. Let me read this before you get to your thing. Why?

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Well, that should be an equal trade. They should advertise us. You're right, they should. Sam on Twitter sent his photos of him standing on ostrich eggs to. Someone's got stand on the egg. I'm seeing on a few. So there's a distribution of weight across a couple of eggs. Yeah. I think I'm standing on a little stack of eggs. Clearly somewhere in Australia. Well yeah, because he's upside down then. There's an abundance there. So we have, so this is now we're in the middle

of our fourth meal of the day about to go to our fifth. We didn't really talk about our Sundays. How would you get? Would you eat? I just did Mexican vanilla with this, is that peanut butter crumble chip stuff? Is butter finger? Butter finger?

Heat bar? Oh, he's bar so good. I didn't know that it exists until I moved to, I, what? Yeah, no, that's a... Talky, that's Toffee, which is basically just like for caramel, right? It's peanut butter, doesn't it smell like peanut butter?

Caramel? Yeah, caramel, caramel. Caramel? Caramel. Caramel. There's an A in there. Hey Ashley, what is the name of the shock in Joyce? Bruce.

There aren't they all name Bruce? Oh, I got it. You never shut name Bruce? Actually, she's right, it's Bruce. I was like the behind the scenes name, right? Yeah, that's the name of the shark. We were talking before. Look at you, baby.

You actually asked the way better than I thought. Yeah, baby. I was just doing my finding Nemo. I was talking to someone the other day and they were having an argument when he telling me the shark's name was George. Yeah. The movie's called George. He's got George.

He's not a shark called George. Who names their shark? I'm gonna fucking shark a name of Josh despite y'all What I said was just you know your defensive yeah, you did look at your face. I just like the name jaws for a shark Sharks don't get names though. So they're just sharks We are we're in the process right now of trying to name a new animal because Ashley and I have a new pet. We got... What's that?

...chicken. No, we got something even cooler than a kid. A dog? We have a squirrel. We have a pet squirrel that now lives in our doorway. You have a vomit? It's not a vermin? I got security camp, but a jubbit.

It's a baby. It's a baby. It's a baby and it needs that. Oh, there he is. Come on. Oh, my God. I'm so cute as fuck. Look at his little flip. But I have a name for you. Jaws.

Can we name him Jaws? I love to do that. Jaws the squirrel. That's great. Nipples. So we go close to nipples. We got you and Nate. We put like an apple here. What? We put apples out for him and everything like that. And he just gets ready. Like we put a little security camera right next to it. And he just said, you like, we put a, obviously put a little security camera right next to it.

And he just said, he's on his little apples all day. We watch him from work and stuff. I'll choose it with his jaw. With his jaw. I saw a middible jaws. I saw someone else on the internet who maybe like squirrels as much as you do. I saw someone who, they saw a squirrel in their front yard

who had this really long, misshapen tooth. Oh, yeah, the saber cheese. Yeah, it was like, I guess normally with squirrels, their teeth don't ever stop growing, but this squirrel's jaw was slightly misaligned, so that tooth was never chewing on anything, so it was like really long and almost touching its eye. So she decided she wanted to do something about it.

So she caught the squirrel in a blanket and using some really sharp cuticle cutters, she trimmed its tooth down. I want that lady. God. I don't know why I'm just pulling the tooth. You like pull it? Is that trimming a tooth?

I thought that's hurt. No, it was in the rabbit's tooth. It was, that was not the photo I found, but yeah, that's very similar where she just like trimmed it down and then re-released the squirrel so that it could go back out and live its life. Yeah, apparently there are some animals where the teeth grow under, they can go into their own brains and stuff. Yo, Rams horns. Right?

Rams. They like poke themselves in the head? Yeah, they get stuck in their own head or an eye-bickster. I think they scratch their own asshole with their horns. I want that, why can't you human a person? At what point do you die from that? Like it'll go into the frame. Having horns?

Probably like they do for me. But it'll be so slow. Like it'd be on the edge of your brain and you'd probably be acting weird. Your brain could like rewire around it, you basically, right? Yeah, I wonder if it'd be like getting shot in the head but it would take like a year to go through

when you would die. Would you die at three months? Yeah, like would your brain adjust or like the makeup? How can we, like, stop it on his head like that? What was the power that did that? Yeah, but if it just slowly bought its way through, it would be horrible. Which would be gone in two weeks.

Well, I would, I would think it would be really convenient if the horns grew back then into your skull. But the first part of the brain they hit was the part that grows horns, and then it just stopped. Like, I really like it. I'd be like, when in the horn, the deformed horn lottery. Wait, good.

We have a sad story about the squirrel, the origin of the squirrel. Just. So he's a little squirrel. I don't know if you notice, he's a little squirrel. He's a little smish. Little like, hamster squirrel.

And we saw, we saw, he's a black squirrel, which is also weird for people to be dead. I noticed in that video, it was like, it has like a black head. That's really rare for us. I don't think I've ever seen black squirrels. I believe black squirrels are in Canada. I don't know if they're in the United States.

So it's super weird that we have black squirrels here. We noticed the black squirrel. Yeah, so we have one living in our yard for a while. Huge, like this big, like a big old squirrel that's black on the front and brown on the back. Yep. Like someone took the squirrels and went mush. And maybe they did.

Maybe they did. But it also, it got smush. Yeah, it got squished in a street at like 10 years after you found it. Was that the squirrel's mom? Yeah, we think so then it showed up. Like the next day it was at our back door, like hiding in our flower bed.

And so we just started feeding it. So we're raising this little working squirrel. Little working squirrel. Like a little feeder for it or you just put apples out. Apples, do you trust your hand up like a squirrel? And nuts. Pretend it's another one. No, maybe that's a good idea.

I don't know. We'll take that. Just get the one on the screen. Although Amazon has believed it or not, it's not an everything. They have squirrel beds. Hey, do you guys the one on the street. Although Amazon has, believe it or not, in the sun, everything. They have squirrel beds. Hey, do you guys want the ice cream before it melts? You guys want ice cream?

I gave them some from over here. Oh, you did, okay. But yeah, you all can take that one too. Actually, do you want an ice cream? Oh, I'm okay. Yeah. You want an ice cream? You can't turn down ice cream on Sunday Monday.

All right, I will have some Sunday Monday Sunday. Can we say this podcast Sunday Monday, or do we have to say it's podcast Sunday Monday egg today? Doesn't roll off the tongue is easily Sunday Monday Sunday Monday egg Sunday Monday egg featuring egg egg Well next year, we'll just have a big egg We'll have a big egg so the plan is podcast steak off

Podcast pancakes. I'm not cooking to stake anymore. Someone's cooking me a stake next time. Yeah, you are. Yes, you're exactly right. And then now we have podcasts Sundays. So we need a fourth one. Here's what I'm thinking to tile these things up. Let's just eat the squirrel when he gets picking up.

Who would they like three months from now? No, I'm just kidding. I was just kidding. We're not gonna eat John. We can make a stew. So we have three now, three events. It's tacos, one per quarter. We got your tacos.

We need the tacos. I thought we talked to a doing pizza, like a special pizza day. What can we do? So we have tacos. So we have, Stroke Q's Day is in kind of the spring. We have Sunday, Monday, for the summer.

We can do steaks in the fall, which would leave what would we do. Oh, shit, we can do two steaks this year then? What are we doing? There you go. Eric said, well, Takahashi's day Monday. We'll need something for winter,

preferably indoor then. So we don't have to go outside. Moores, yeah, or like a... Moores, that's what you say? I don't know, you know, I was put on the spot. I had to come up with something. You didn't have to, it's a group question. My first thought was like, I'll put'll put it like eggnog drinks and stuff like that. What about that's not fun campfire podcast with

S'mores in the winter. Yeah outside day will light fire massive one can I just stole my idea that was my He made it actually fun. That's like every game, you remember, like in those groups, groups like creative meeting, somebody else saying something and it was like, eh, and then somebody was saying the exact same thing. Yeah, the smallest in the room. The smallest in the room. And all of a sudden with his Australian accent in the room.

You add two ideas, it's, you know, community, yeah. I think, committee. I think the campfire is implied. When you say smores, I think the point. Yeah, I can have indoor smores. All right, what are you going to eat, raw sports? Hey, that's the idea. Yeah, that would be really funny, actually. Like, what are you doing? I was implied when you say smores. I can have indoor smores. I should eat raw Really funny actually like what are you doing? I mean it's more you got like a chocolate bar and marshmallow and a gram crack I like the act of making this more more than I like eating it. Yeah, I hate them

It's not worth it. It's not worth it. So why are we doing that? We're not clearly two people suggested We're gonna do close the whole chicken chicken Eric what are we doing for winter? Oh shit dude I hear you talking about the stores Why don't we do the money? Why don't we do the cheese scraping? Oh my god that's a good thing Recklet

Where they can take the cheese And it's like a wheel of cheese Oh and they cut it half So you got like this like strip And where the cut is And then they roast that and melt that all up And then they take it over and like a plate of like is, and then they roast that and melt that all up, and then they take it over like a plate of like steak

or potatoes and they go, or Barbara's open mouth. Wait, it's barb, it's so good. How come you guys didn't eat there when you were in New York last time? I told you to go eat there. No time. So good.

Yeah, you gotta make time for Rukla. How have you been in New York a ton? I didn't have a holly with me. I feel wrong to go without him. Hardly. Yeah, he was a good person to bring. Do it. Hardly from epic meal time.

So if you're ever gonna have like a super over the top decadent meal, like he was in the kitchen. Yeah, like just walk straight to the kitchen after halfway through the meal and start filming stuff. He also asked me to get his stuff. The woman would scrape it into his mouth so she was having another bit because it would have burned. It was probably way too hot.

Yeah. It's molten cheese. He would still have that cheese in his beard today. He's got a cool thing going on. He's got a Product jerky. Yeah, have you had it pizza jerky? No. Yeah, he sells jerky. He's got a jerky brand. It's like a pizza jerky jerky He's like pizza and it's in Walmart people keep saying we should do a pizza sphere for the winter. Oh, a piece of sweat

I thought I was thinking about it. We were going to make a layer of pizza. Yeah, and then make a sphere out of it. A pizza sphere for the winter. We should do pizza sphere and infinite pizza on the other side. Well, yeah. It's where you cut it in a way where it makes a spiral. A spiral.

And you just start eating and you just keep going. Have you never seen infinite pizza? No, sounds good now. That's the first, that's what you gave Jordan on his first day of work. A picture of how to eat infinite pizza. You framed it. I feel like to get through a pizza sphere,

you would need one of those knives that jiggles like this, please read, just to get right down through all the layers. You guys can I promise you to tell a racist joke? Oh God, I can't give you permission for that. Yeah, you can't because it's a racist Mexican joke. What's not that racist? It's just a hot damn.

It's gonna be okay. I got no control over this. How did Mexican people cut pizza? How? Little Caesars. Well, I can't wait for the... Oh my culture! I can't wait for the hard cut of that after the, uh,

after the fucking discussion about immigrants at the what the border means to frame the family. I thought this was gonna get it. That's all I can't. Because you have to understand other people's languages in order to appreciate the Jack. So I think it's. We're doing that. I think it brings us together.

That's great. Man, do you see that thing about, that was it, that political article? About Trump staffers complaining that they can't get matches in online dating in Washington DC. Oh, seriously, I know people who went to DC after college to start a career politics, that's actually a really big deal. That's a fucking pretty crazy scene.

It's a lot of really young people with honestly huge egos. So if they're getting left out of that scene, that's a big fucking deal. It really is. Yeah, it was a, the whole article wasn't about that. It was actually a really long piece, but then that's like the, the section that everyone kind of picked up on and started spreading via social media.

Just like, yeah, no, tough shit. Oh, well. Yeah, tough shit. Yeah, I don't, I don't feel bad about it. We're talking about Tinder at VidCon, because we had a great, great million dollars butt panel. It was on, it was me and Gavin. I think you were originally slated,

but you ended up not being able to go to VidCon. So it was me, Phil DeFranco, Mamie Clark, great, Selbyg, did you introduce him this time? Hannah Hart, dude, I got people kept tweeting me about Phil DeFranco's intro all day. Like I had anxiety, I'm getting anxiety. What happened? What happened?

Last year Phil DeFranco was on the MDB podcast. He's great at MDB. Like he just like riffs and can tumble with these amazing scenarios. Yeah. And last year we had the panel, Gab was on it and I was a market player, Justin, Justin, Phil DeFranco.

I think Freddie was. Freddie. And then yeah, so I introred everybody and I just, it was so many people to intro. I forgot. Phil. And we all thought it was going to be last. We all thought it was going a bit. So Bernie comes and like sits down the table with us.

And I'm looking at the box and Freddie would like, yeah. You're gonna, I look at him like, I'm like, I'm sweating. Thinking about this. It's like, so see the first person you produced this time around. No, he wasn't. But I was very, very clear to like. I wouldn't make sure to get her over with. Oh my God, I know.

First up, Phil DeFranco. Give him a gust. Interesting first and last. I did and then I did made me first and the next up was the last panelist that I have named yet, which is Henry, the guy who started to come. And he did great. He did really great. He killed it too. He was great, Gus.

You should go back and, I don't know if they record him, but if you can't watch it, because he's like great, like, semantically picking everything apart and then like making it even 10 times worse by doing math. Oh God. So is there all those people in real episodes?

Well, we have almost all of them at this point, except for Hank and Mamrie. And they both want to do the show. So hopefully we can make that happen. Did you have Justin? No, Justin and Freddie were not on the panel this year. They were not available. Anyway, we should get both of them to be at an episode.

Absolutely. Freddie wouldn't be great, because then we can get him to do some effects for too. They'd be fun. You know, like, he'll probably make us do it. I saw Justin during E3. It's always good to see her catch up. I feel like I never get to see her.

She's always so busy doing stuff. I know yet there's like, there's certain people you have to keep up with on their Instagram story, you know. That's what we keep up with. She has so much tech. But one of the scenarios was million dollars, but every time you have sex,

your head becomes disconnected from your body for 24 hours. Like, you're fine. You just, you can pull your head up. After sex or before sex. Like during sex, among head becomes disconnected from your body for 24 hours. Like you're fine, you can pull your head out. After sex or before sex. During sex, the moment you start having sex. Pull it around or you have to hold it. No, you're gonna have to like hold your head on penetration and then you're like that. You can get the other person to hold it for you. It's pretty cool, right?

When does the head pop off at the beginning of sex or penetration? Right, at that case. As soon as it starts. What if you don't finish? So we're going down the rabbit hole, number one. Yeah. Literally, the best thing about starts, what if you don't finish? So we're going, we're going down the rabbit hole. Nevermind. Yeah. Literally, the best thing about that,

because we played the card game because we didn't really have anything else to do on stage. We're not going to go out and film that stuff. So we did the card game. We did one hand and one hand, we spent 35 minutes of the hour panel talking about one hand. You know, it's just like, I mean, five different scenarios, but like only one round basically. We should film those though.

We should make those episodes. We do it RTX. The problem is, I guess it calls a perfect one because you get people who can't make it RTX. That would be great too. The problem is all those people we have to then schedule a second round of shooting with them

where we shoot the scenarios. Yeah, why? I'm reading chat here. Why? What if you were really in a hair pulling? Well, I was thinking like they could hold you by the hair. Well, where would you just connect? Some people also like choking, but like if your head's disconnected,

if you choke, then this would pop off, like how does that happen? Well, I just thought of a great choke that I could have said during the panel, and I missed it now. Would you just tell people in advance, you tell people, look, I just, I really like to give head. No, literally, because we were talking about like, what the hell would your kingdom, kind of, kind of bio look like, you're like,

look, I'm already sure, front of this, I love to wear turtlenecks, turtlenecks, and this is just what I'm into. Ignore all the ropes and connecting things. Of you, you could like get a view, you normally couldn't get, you know. Why do you go to the butthole right away? I'm just like, can't get that view normally. Can you follow, I'm like, I was like, I was like, like, watch myself, yeah, sex. get you know why do you go to the butthole right away? I'm just I can't get that view normally

I was like like watch myself. Yeah, maybe said that she put herself on the shelf and just like yeah Let's see that also it would also be my boyfriend having sexually headless body. That's true Which I don't know if I enjoy could you wear a diving suit? To have sex and just cut a hole again Should I go a big thing with the the a hole, I'm pretty guilty. No, I'm not. I'm not. She's about like a big thing with the metal. Yeah, keep your head in. Do you think I'm like a new, but pre-enwet suit that holds everything together

or like an actual like bio shot? I'm like, big damn it. But then to like your head's loose and it likes to spin around, what if you're facing the wrong way? Yeah. She was like rattling around in that thing. She's like up against the window.

Yeah. Yeah, so we had a blast. And that's the thing about that show, is that show is so much fun to do because it's just like we just did now. You just like sit around and riff like it's the best part. 23 minutes. I was saying million dollars but it's my one of my favorite shows and least favorite shows to make. At least. Well, like the table part, I love it. I could do that all day. It's efficient. Doing the b-roll and all that crap where it's like, all right, where I cost you for 28 hours for, you know, four seconds of footage. Right.

That stuff gets really old. Or, I mean, I'm still to this day, they ask Gavin to do something and I said, no, I heard about it like in the pre-production meeting, I'm like, no, no, we're not gonna shoot this. And I said, I wouldn't ask Gavin to do that. And they're like, well, why don't we just run it by Gavin? I go, you can run it by Gavin,

he's gonna say no to doing that. Oh, what was it? Can I say? Why did I order it? When they made the fake dog shit and you ate dog shit in the park. Yeah. And like the close up of you eating turds, yeah, I thought there's still a way Gavin.

Gavin was like, oh, fuck it, I can give a shit. Yeah, it's funny. I'll do it. I was like, okay, cool. So I'm glad I didn't veto it. Well, the thing is, I like to do a lot of, but I used to do a lot more like shit related MDBs. And everyone was like, stop doing so much

about arses and anuses and dicks and stuff. Bathrooms. So when one came up, and I'm the one turning down doing shit, I can't be that guy. I'm gonna have to stuff a few shit, so I'm out and get down on it. I like that attitude. The worst part about that was there was real dog shit

on the grass, just nearby. And it was smelled like it was, it smelled like real shit. So it's got to do. So it's smell dog shit while he's eating fake dog shit. And it smelled like it was, it smelled like real shit. So it's got to be. It smelled like dog shit while it's eating fake dog shit. But it was delicious. It was a really weird, I was so confused internally. A video of, there's this restaurant that serves a dessert but in like a full toilet.

They bring you a full toilet. Oh, that's just, and you open up the lid and there's, it's chocolate ice cream, but it smeared against like the inside of the bowl. So it's scraping off skittas? Yeah, you're eating it. Is that corn in there? I saw that.

Yeah. When I was in Korea, I ate at a cafe that they did that, except it was little toilets. Like this big, that's so much. Or you get a little toilet like that. It's like a full-sized toilet. Yeah, I saw that. When the guys carrying it with two arms,

they could 3D print anything. I was like, you could put anything in there. Anything, the most delicious fucking dessert in the world. I'm not eating something that looks like shit out of a toilet. I know. I could shit on like a 25% toilet, like a quarter size toilet. I could do it. Uh.

You don't have a precision? I don't have control. No, like, is it low or is it like, like what? I mean, it's like, the bowl is small. But that, God, then you're like sitting on your ass. We'll have people in a shit anyway. They're men of squat. I don't even know if you could squat like that.

Oh. That's like, that's like, that's like, that men of squat. I don't even know if you could squat like, oh no. That's like, that's like, I'm not good timing. Awful. Is that broccoli in it? I think that's soup. That's something else.

It looks like beef. That's like with the place I went to in Korea. It's like, it's small. Toilet like that size. That looks, off. That looks like who thinks to do that, then tells somebody else about this.

They're all sitting on toilet. They're on bugs. It's the toilet cafe. Oh, no thanks. You have seen where they put coffee drinks and stuff in toilets too, like little toilet mugs. No, that's great, cause coffee makes me shit. So where's the squirre?

Oh, she's gone. And one end out the other. Yeah, it was like, ooh, my mug is empty. Time to fill it. I had a scary dream the other day about, cause I was thinking about cool evolutions, I guess, like how some chameleons and stuff can blend to look like other shit.

Yeah, how does it work out over time? But I was thinking, why hasn't a plant evolved with human skin? Okay. Annihilation. Why? Oh, it is kind of like an annihilation, isn't it? No, but I love that.

But I love that. But why human skin on a plant is different kingdom. I just think it'd be off-putting. Well, yeah, it would be, you're right. It'd be very off-putting. But what's the purpose of it? Like, does that plant, the human skin? Well, every plant has a purpose,

like the way it grows, the way it looks, doesn't it? Yeah. But if it was actually like leathery feel of skin, that's like one of the creepiest things I can imagine. Well, vegetarians, like omnivores wouldn't eat it, not herbivores, wouldn't eat it, right? Because they don't eat meat. What a cow, does a cow eat meat?

If it gave it meat, would it eat meat? Yeah, I think that's how my cow happened. Right, they put protein in it. Yeah, they like... So just cows, they're herbivores because they can't catch anything, basically. Is that right? I think so. Like if they could catch something, they would... They'd eat Yeah, they like. So it's just cows, but they're herbivores because they can't catch anything basically. Is that right? I think so.

There's like, if they could catch something, they would eat you if they could. Yeah, they probably would, right? Bernie burger. What's the purpose of the four stomachs? I think it's because there's the grass and the vegetation they eat is like so dense and salulose. It takes so long to break down.

It has to go through different stages and re digestion. There's like different kinds of acids. Right, like they'll, and then they'll spit it up as cut, continue to chew it and then swallow it again for a different stuff. Because when you throw up, it comes out of your stomach. Mm-hmm. So the cow vomit.

Yeah, the chew it, the new, the first stomach. Or can one stomach go into the next one? Oh, like they're, how does that work? How does that work? Like a ventricle and all. Yeah. Do they all connect or do they all come up to the mouth to then get fed down to different?

Your cut is, so they eat grass. It's delicious. Then they, there's stomach digestive for a while and they puke it back up into their mouth and chew that again. You wanna know something real dumb? Go ahead. You know how like you, you, you,

It's still less gross than the toilet bowl food too. You hear words and like phrases and stuff when you're a kid. For the longest time, probably until I was about 12 or 13 year old, you're old. I would hear about cows chewing cudd. And I thought for some reason, cudd was the word for baby cow. Oh.

And so I thought, I thought cow is just chewed on their babies Living babies. Yeah, and just like Like they would just be out in the field just chewing their cud And I'm be like why do they have to do I guess it sounds like kid Yeah, but yeah, I was like probably until I was 12 or 13. I thought that was the case I mean I still think that I'm proud. So it's really is where I Never gonna get the fact out of my head. I got it wrong for so long.

It's never gonna leave my head. It's like scarring. Yeah. It'll feel brain. There's a lot of stuff you like get in your brain or learn as a kid that you think is true until. Also, can you remember times in your life where you know an adult told you something wrong?

Like you know that you learned something? Yeah. Absolutely. And you got it wrong. And you're like, oh, that fucking adult was wrong. I was told if I crossed my eyes and someone hit me on the back of the head, they would stay that way. Yeah. When we were legal to turn on the light inside a car.

Yeah. That's one. I was told that when a car is driving, you can't turn the light on. Yeah, because you get pulled over. Yeah. I was in my ninth grade English class with Frank, you know, Frank. And our teacher was trying to teach us the concept of Onwee. And she pronounced it N-U-I.

No. And Frank really says, like, no, I think you mean Onwee. She says no, N-U-I. Because no, it's a French word, it's Onwee. She says no, it's E-N-N-U-I. On-U-I or N-U-I. And Frank and I sat next to each other like,

I just give it up. It's not happening. My English teacher pronounced it to Sami instead of tsunami. To Sami? I was like, read it. It's not how it's spelled, read it. I love Jessica to Sami. School's a worse for that.

It's like they're teaching who knows how many people wrong. I was also told, and I like, I didn't realize how far spread this fact or rumor was that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could suck his own dick. Did anyone else hear that as a kid? That's not true. Of course not now.

My operation was a waste. But how did every single kid know that fact? How did kids learn anything? They talked about, there's a thing called, what the hell is it called? Back masking? Like it's called the school yard network or something, little kid network where the information passes. How did kids learn anything? They talked about, there's a thing called, what the hell is it called? Backmasking? It's called the school yard network or something, little kid network where the information passes.

For me, it's always. But it's like across country. How in the fuck did all kids know to blow on cartridges for Nintendo? Like that was like a running thing. It wasn't just like a solution. It was like a big part of the culture. It was kind of analog-wide though.

Like if you, if you, if someone wasn't working, you always blowing it. Or banging it or tap on it. Thanks for people know there's dust on it. But the actual solution existed all the time. It was super easy. In a friend of mine knew the solution, but that didn't permeate. But the blowing did.

He would take quarters and you'd put them on top of the Nintendo cartridge and it would like, the spring would wear out. So it wouldn't hold itself down. So he said to wedge it against the top of the thing. Yeah, the blowing actually did nothing. Did nothing. It was just you were resetting the thing.

You were just taking it out, putting it back in and resetting it. The blowing did absolutely. I didn't think that's true. No, absolutely. I want to believe that we're blowing this. You have to press it down further. It was just, all that was happening was you were just putting it, taking it out and putting it in more and more.

And eventually it would work. Eventually you get a shitty connection that worked. Right. Yeah. Son of a bitch. It's basically just like a, like a short almost. Yeah. It's like sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

Someone also recently told me they never realized that the phrase hold your horses means be stable. But I don't think that's what that means. Hold your horses means be stable. Yes, like, because it's like, be like a stable and hold your horses. No, but hold your horses, hold your horses, it's calm down.

That's a great connection. Yeah, and just like don't jump how to hold your horses. No, but hold your horses. Hold your horses, it's calm down. That's a great connection. Yeah, and just like don't jump to conclusion immediately. Or to hear that immediately. Starting line for race and your horse is trying to go. You like hold your horses? Yeah, so the past was telling me, though I can't believe I never realized that. And I was like, I don't think that's right.

And not right, that's a great reference though. Yeah. Well, hey, be stable. My big one, which man, I held this, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, And separate was the adjective. Like those are two separate things. And then if you want to separate things that it's with an E. And I just, I believe that fucking ever. Oh my God. I believe it forever. Just do that.

It's like effect an effect, you know what I mean? Like that. And it's like, I can clearly remember the teacher taught me that. And it was strong. She taught me something wrong. Let that be a lesson to everyone who's still in school. Andrew Blanchard. They don't know anything.

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Yeah, it was just, I was, I was all screwed up. Best poke. Best poke. That's how I said it. Best poke. Best poke. That's what I put on my Tinder profile. Yeah.

I got the best poke. Got the best poke. Did you ever use that word for being fingered? What? Best poke. Best poke. No, no, no, no, no. Like, like that guy poked me.

I wouldn't say it because I'm a dude and I never got a finger, but... Except like Jeff. He's because Jeff, he's my husband. Yeah, but that was only on camera. Maybe it's a northern thing. Getting fingered on camera? Yep, sure. Nope.

Maybe it's northern Linger, like, oh yeah, when I last night got poked. No, that doesn't, that doesn't work. Getting fucked by someone with a micro dick. Like a really like sharp dick. The girl who said it was, she was a Jordy. None of what you've said makes sense. Newcastle. She said she got poked. Yeah. If you're from Newcastle and you've been poked, let it be in the comments. and getting poked means specifically fingered can't finger blast it. Yeah, and you know that sounds like it was an accident I could check with it. It was about 15 years ago I just got poked me I turned around and slapped him in the face. I Would never use that term I knew Jordi's were from Newcastle because sometimes I watch like British reality TV and

They'll be sure they'll have terms that I don't know and I'll text Gavin about hey what does this mean and he'll have to reply and I one time I watched uh no so they kept saying Jordi I was like what the fuck does this mean oh there is no way there is no nice way to say fingered uh that's a shirt what's wrong with fingered I mean, it's so graphic. But yeah, but you can finger a flute, like a recorder. That's what you just have to make your finger finger. It's graphic. What about digitized? That word for you?

That's good. I got digitized. Yeah. What about... Redactual Telegrammed Because it's the worst code I Guess poked is a nice way of saying it. It's the not it's just say it's the nicest way of saying it's not necessarily a nice way of saying it

What about indexed you can say oh yeah index is good or you taught a friend braille that would be a good one Yeah, index is good. Or you taught a friend braille. That would be a good one. I can't really have it. No, it's just, you tried for like 20 minutes though. So, what do you mean learning? All I read is G. Good one.

Oh, it's good. Can I ask you a question? Have you ever run across a micro penis? What qualifies micro penis? Gus, you can answer this. It's in it like less than two inches. You have to stop. What?

No, I've been very fortunate not to have. No, okay. Because I don't know how I'd react. And obviously like, you never want to insult someone. Variety? People are born with what they're born with. But. No, it's a length of at least 2.5 standard deviation

smaller in the male penis size, or smaller than about two and three quarters inches for an adult. Okay. Okay. Two quarters inches. Yeah. Man, so what could you do for micro penis is awesome. Oh, yeah. You get a lot of stuff in your searches. The only thing you might be on the podcast is we're immune from, I guess, like any kind of HR conversations about search history. Have you ever seen Sterns? He has a micro penis contest. And it's in video format that you could find online. I don't know how I stumbled across it. How big will we talking on that? It was pretty hard to find. It looked like a thumb in a bush. I've seen this too. Some of the guys could honestly do some work with some presentation.

Like if they could just stuff down. Yeah. Could help. only 0.6% of the population has a true micro penis How to chew it? 0.6% oh, that's not what so how many Americans? Oh there 300 what say the divide by 250 million divide by two for men 350 million divide by two for men divided by two times 0.06 That's percent so they got a couple more owes in there 105,000 hundred five thousand is the population of the US that's that's all right divided by two for men

Yeah divided by two and then point oh six percent. Yeah point oh six percent. Oh point oh six. Yeah point oh's like 5 can of come Yeah, that's like a lot of that round hole still 100 over 100,000 seems like a lot Yeah, put together it's like 2 dicks Wow, look at you Alright, being insensitive

But wouldn't it be, I mean, it's It'd be variety, wouldn't it? I mean to be like Oh, I've never, I've never had this before. A billion. Like, you would just like rub upon it. Yeah. Cause I don't know if it could go inside. Plus it's all like, the guy's got all this stuff going on.

You know, it's got like, sure, he's got all this stuff figured out, you know, billion dollars. It's like, you're not. He's probably great at poking. Here you go. I'm just advertising you mean. And that's thing. Billion dollars, we have a tiny one inch penis.

A billion. Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. And in's thing. Billion dollars, we have a tiny one inch penis. A billion? Oh, hell yeah. Hell yeah. And in a second. And it's like, you guys also have like girlfriends and wives. Well, I also have a tiny penis already. So that's, you know what I don't have? Billion dollars.

Billion dollars. But what's the point of having a billion dollars? If you're single, can you give me non-functional? What if, if you said like, Shibump and cut it off, then I would say, okay, let's think about that. What if you're a Kendall? Yeah, what if it was an inch long,

but it only curled up with like the squirrel tooth. Ken has such nice outfits. What? Oh, the squirrel tooth? So it wasn't that a big thing about Bill Clinton, like that his, he had an angle, like a shift, like a, like a, like a, like a, which way with her? I don't know, yeah. I don't know, yeah. I mean, it, he had an angle, like, had a, like, like, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like

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You got like your two-in-challenge, like your just like shallow. Like your shallow. You have no depth. No depth. It's like an avocado. You'd rather have less depth than less width, right? Because that would make things a lot more challenging if you had less width.

Oh, the little shallow depth would be hard. Boy, if everyone, you never hear about that. We were difficult. What if everyone knew, though? Just make it painful. And everyone could do tiny, dicked, millina, a billion. Still have a billion dollars.

I would take a million of a dollar and I would hire permanently a little person and have him say his name is dick. And so, obviously, hey, it's tiny, dick, millina so he's like, hey, it's tiny dick millionaires Like I can't do that Navigating a lot of vocabulary So I didn't make sure I didn't say anything that was too offensive billion dollars tiny dick No, I probably don't you're insane. You're insane're insane. I would do no dick and take a billion dollars.

There's a hundred thousand people. You're the billion dollars that was the point. You don't need a dick to enjoy a billion dollars, dude. I don't know if you know this. Why is it, okay, why is every billion M man got a billion dollars? So he can use his penis. You think you can still have a lot of them are,

oh super old, you can still have fun with a billion dollars without using your penis They're all sugar daddy's on they Well, what about the guy who? Mary and Nicole Smith he was a billionaire, right? I think so yeah, she probably uses dick plenty. He thinks I hope so I mean I hope so I mean why not it's this fucking you know money you can spend it on whatever you know not the painter But he obviously I think a a big attraction for that guy was he has a billion fucking dollars. I mean, money isn't everything,

but man, a billion dollars, you could also change people's lives with that. Like, we could solve some big fucking problems. Can't solve your no dick though. Yeah, okay. But little, small doesn't mean non-functional. I think that's what you're saying. Is that, you know, what's it gonna do it is like

You could like I have like blow on it and stuff No, you just put it in and out it wasn't blowing on it that fixed it Do you know you two ribs taken out? You're done. It's like second your thumb. You got it. Did you hear there was a I'm I'm putting my foot down here on this you guys are insensitive all right They have small dates and they don't have a billion dollar. You want tell you want tell your little Caesar choke again We're even we're even at this point did you see there was that you know that that sex robot was it from the UK?

Jaws? The manco? I guess it's received an upgrade to where it can now decline sex if it's not in the mood to have sex. Okay. But what programs is mood? Yeah, I don't know yet. Yeah, what did you say?

It's interesting that- Where is this Jugs? Dude, if I had to like convince my Roomba to vacuum, the way I have to convince my kids, I'd be done. It's like come on man It's a variety of reasons including an overly aggressive partner. She also entered this motive she feels bored with her partner's attentions Hmm, that's algorithmically determined. Yeah Mom, I mean like I'm gonna use that though, and you can just get a robot that just I mean, I mean, I'm like, I'm just gonna use that though and you can just get a robot that just

Unless they're trying to get something more realistic and like actually have that human Yeah, what action though? What is the motivation for that guys? I think it's just to try to give it It's it's it's the closest word. There's no closer word. It's to give the robot the ability to give consent right? Yeah, until I demonstrate that the technology is progressing a moral is to give the robot the ability to give consent. Right. Yeah. Until I demonstrate that the technology is progressing. So it's a moral development on the behalf of the machine. Yes. Or, okay.

It's not something like the consent conversation makes it more realistic. Correct. Okay. For the human user. I believe so. I don't know. I don't know. Which you love.

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So it's just because it's a sex thing. Maybe it's like also like trying to push towards sentience. What about flesh light? Do I have to? What about a vibrator? More common sex toy. That's a machine. That's a vibrator for a consent, please.

No. Right, see that he got. You don't want to deal with that. That's a machine. Did I just have a robot? For a consent? No. Right? See there you go. You don't want to deal with that. This is a difference between like a machine and a robot. Like what's the line? Yeah.

We're not talking about Westworld, right? A brain. Or just like the fact that it's a weirdness. A self-awareness. I was like a human. I was holding my cat this morning, my black cat, and I was holding it. I was looking into it and I was like, I love this little thing so much. And I had to squeeze it because I love it so much.

Is it a columbar or a columbar? Yeah. And I was like, mush in the head. I was like, oh, I love the cat. But then I was because I just watched Westworld. I was like, if this wasn't a real cat, would I love it so much? And I couldn't tell. Did you watch the season finale yesterday? Yeah. Bernie, you said you hadn't, right? I haven't seen it. And you haven't watched season two, right? I haven't seen it. And you haven't watched season two, right? I haven't seen any of season two yet.

OK. It was just, that's a confusing season of television. I felt like I was very mixed on season two. I thought it was very up and down and very uneven. I thought season one was really solid. I thought season two was very uneven. But after the conclusion of the finale last night, I thought season two was way better than season one.

I thought- Because of the last episode? They tied up a lot of the stuff I had questions about and a lot of stuff I wasn't happy with. They addressed in a satisfying manner. Okay, that's good. I felt like that would have been a good season four. Because I was actually more excited about, like,

more in the park stuff, and that really was just like, the park's just fallen apart for the whole season. I was like, that seemed like that could have gone later, but I was still excited about the world and learning about the world and they just were just like, we're done with that. That was season one. You know, it would be exciting for me to get me really back into Westworld because I do watch it, but I'm more of a casual like I've got like four episodes. I got to catch up on. Same with kids. No, it would be if they said we're coming back for season three and that's it.

Like we're just gonna have that you you have even been renewed for season three. I don't think so. Everything I've heard about that is that that is a problematic shoot. Every time they go to shoot that show that it's way more expensive than they expected. Oh, just expensive ones. Yeah. What's a lot of exteriors, you know what I mean? It's almost all exteriors.

It's cooler. Yeah. Also, it's like, I can't imagine what it's like. You sign up for that. It's like, you're going to be naked. You're going to be naked. It's cooler. Yeah. Also, I can't imagine what it's like, you sign up for that, it's like, you're gonna be naked. You're gonna be naked. That's at some point, no matter what part you have at Harris wasn't naked. It wasn't he? Are you sure? It makes you realize how like kind of grossly thin a lot of people in the industry are in the acting. Oh, and Hollywood? Yeah. Oh, like Hollywood? Yeah. Oh.

Like really like frighteningly thin, but they look, I guess, average, and they're in clothes and stuff because that's the way a lot of actors are like. Season three has been confirmed. And it will be made. And I wish I had not read what I just read about it. Oh, so are you really? Yeah, so don't do not read about it if you're a man,

if you're curious. But you watched all of season two. Yeah. Yeah, and it spoils Something for season three potentially. I wish I didn't know what I knew now. I'll just say that don't ever and I Hate to say this, but don't ever like subscribe to things like Hollywood reporter or variety. It was Hollywood reporter. They they don't care I mean they genuinely did they're there to report on the industry. They do put it in a headline. Absolutely. Oh, it's a walking dead. They lived to spoil the walking dead. The Hollywood reporter might be the reason I don't watch the walking dead anymore because every time there was a major death, which by the way, there's a lot on the walking dead. They would always say like, oh,

this character is this actor's leaving the show after so many seasons. They have a photo of them. It's like, well, it's the walking dead. So they're not just going to wander off into the woods, you know, to go get their dry cleaning. It's probably going to get eaten by a zombie or shot by somebody, you know, and so it's ruined everything for me. I hate having to Google around to find the best way to watch something. There's absolutely no consistency. Oh, like to watch something online, like I've retired. What do you mean? Well, okay, so shows are hulu, some shows are HBO handmaids. Tale Hulu, the handmaid's tale is on Hulu.

And a short and 4k. So it's like, okay, I want to watch in 4k. But the app on the Apple TV 4k doesn't do 4k. Awesome. And the only way to watch in 4K is I'm an Xbox One S or X or a PS4 Pro. Yeah, I've been watching it. Now that's annoying, because you can get Hulu on everything. And if you watch, I believe if you watch,

if you have the live TV tier and you watch Hulu on the PS4, you can't watch live TV in the Hulu app on the PS4. God, how do you, and what? And none of the 4K is HDR. You know, it's all clearly shot that way like what is this What's the police half-assed almost their services who are just like spending money on all these shows and then airing them really Shitty like most people watching a ham as tell aren't gonna be watching it on a Xbox one X or a PS4 pro

I probably not it's probably gonna be normal Xbox one Apple TV like a thing or whatever or the app in their TV Yeah, or online. Oh, I own in a browser. Yeah, praise B though. Am I right right? Right? How do you guys watch Westworld? I watch it as it airs or on HBO and like cable DVR Yeah, so it's really shit then it's pretty bad pretty pretty bad. How do you like it? Can it? I? Watch it on Apple TV 720. It's pretty bad. How do you like it? Can you get an ADI? I watch it on Apple TV.

Okay. HBO go. I watch it on HBO now, the app on my Xbox One. And I don't know why I continue to do it because it has the worst compression for blacks. Oh yeah, that I've ever seen. And there's so many black people like cable is bad for that to yeah black background Yeah, you can see like this weird like digital gradiation in a black background But it's like 7,000 different shades of black on like a do HD disc. That's like six weeks on streaming what a Platform did you say you watch it on I know you said HBO now, but I don't what H. Oh nice box one

I watch I actually on HBO specifically, I switched to my Apple TV because it looks better streaming for my Apple TV than it did in my Xbox One. I don't know, do you guys have Hulu? Yeah, yeah. But you do it through cable HBO, right? You said, and you do it on HBO now? I don't know how we watch,

I think I watch Hulu through my Xbox as well, because that's how we watch good play on Hulu. I discovered this accidentally. I canceled my HBO account because I signed up through iTunes and I didn't have an actual login thing. So I wanted to cancel it and then re-subscribe so I could watch it on my computer and stuff. Yeah.

I canceled it and then I was on Hulu one day and it said add HBO now for $5 to Hulu. So instead of paying the $14.99 a month, you pay an additional $4.99. Is that permanent? Yeah, really. So month, you pay an additional 499. Is that permanent? Mm. Really? So basically it's just an additional five months.

Recently, like someone was said, they bought HBO through Amazon or something and we were so confused. My HBO is through AT&T, through my phone. And setting that up, sucks. Right? So what'd you do it that way? Well, I just, because it was free.

It's free of my phone all together. Like, why would I pay for it if it that way? Well, I just, because it was free. Free of my phone, I'd be like, why would I pay for it if it's free? You got free HBO through your phone? Through my phone contract, HBO is free. Really? But it is not quick to make, to go from I have this phone plan to I am watching it on my Apple TV was like two hours.

Too complicated? Yep. I assume that'll be easier in the future now that they've officially acquired Time Warner media. Yeah, and Time Warner owns HBO. Yeah. Guys, it's just 18T and Disney at this point, right? Is that it?

Pretty much. It's pretty much. That's it. You got two companies, you're gonna go for two for entertainment. Fucking crazy baysies, man. That's nuts. Oh yeah. Part of the problem, Gus. How's it feel? We're part of

the problem. Are we are we are we are we are we helping fight from the inside or is there we're doing? I feel like we're fairly autonomous. We're fairly kind of off with with everything. But I don't know I mean there's there's other other factors at play and like how how does network prioritization happen and things like that, you know, things that we haven't started to see come into effect yet. Also, it's like, I feel like you spend your whole life fighting that stuff. And ultimately nobody cares. Like one of the things that was bugs me is spent so long talking about net neutrality. And now net neutrality is essentially this moment gone. It'll probably come back. I feel feeling with the midterm elections

and the follow up elections, we're gonna have a fucking huge pendulum swing back. I just, I feel it. I think we're just in this mode now. We're just gonna swing back and forth. And it's gonna get more and more severe. And I just don't know. It's gonna be, not gonna, it's not gonna be great.

But there are some good things that'll come out and I think net neutrality be one of those things that makes its way back. But it's like, it's interesting, because people I think net neutrality be one of those things that makes its way back. But it's interesting, because people will fight about net neutrality. But while I'm sitting here and I'm hearing you talk about, oh, I get free HBO with my AT&T, another example of that is if you have a T-Mobile phone,

you get Netflix, it doesn't count against your data cap. And I was like, oh, that's so bad ass, the T-Mobile does that. It's like, no, that's exactly the opposite of net neutrality. It's cheaper for you to use Netflix than it is for you to use. Any of the competitors.

And I've seen some people who are very vocal about net neutrality also post-alsocial to me like about how great that deal is. You realize that that is in clear violation of net neutrality. That's not even, that's not even delivery of the same packets or different packets in the same way. But then ultimately, it just comes down to people like, well, I get a free ton of care, you know, what I think is like, honestly, I'm one of the only still holdouts of fortnight pivoting their whole game into battle royale. That still bothers me to this day, but it doesn't bother anybody else, you know, everyone

else nobody thinks about it. Totally fine with it. And it's because the game is free and it's on PS4 and so they're like, yeah, that's fine. I don't care as long as I can play a battle royale game. I'm good. I don't give a shit. You think sport nights falling off, no?

Or is it still? I don't think so. And it seems like it's still going really, really strong. Yeah, I mean, people were, I think they got, maybe you got a bump from the PS4 controversy about the crossplay, like a crossplay. Did PS4 ever do anything about that? Switching stuff. Yeah, you can crossplay PC and Switch, but you can't,

if you signed up with your account on a PlayStation, you can't go the other way. I was thinking this the other day when I was reading up on some of the E3 stuff, a little companies have that different time, like press conferences at different times throughout E3. And I was just thinking, if Valve just came out and just said Half Life 3,

off to any of these, no one can give a shit about anything else at E3. Like they could win E3. Like it's the ultimate Trump card. Whenever they want. I just think with any three game that they make. I always felt like Valve was had this crazy long-term strategy for Half Life 3 So Half Life 3?

Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Team 4 2 3, Portal 3, they were all gonna come out. And maybe they'd have their own platform. Like, but this is back when they were talking about the Steam Box and the Steam Controller, like, both are not three. Well, awful. What Steam Box was in that bad?

Oh, wait, what am I thinking of Steam Box? Steam Box was the PCs that they made. Yeah, I'm thinking of Steam Box. Did those not go back? Yeah, Steam Link was not bad. Oh, I want my thing enough. See box was the PCs that they made. I'm thinking of steam. Did those not go? Yeah, I steam link was actually not getting going. It's really crazy to TV. Yeah.

Yeah, but I just at this point, I don't have any faith that anything like that is taking place. Like I remember, they're straight upset. We're not making half life free. They're like, we had the story and it, you know, wasn't very good. Really?

That's just a, maybe that's just a fake out. I think it was pretty real. I think it was the people who'd left out. Like, yeah, they would, we just couldn't come up with anything that was better than the last one when we did what made someone worse so we just didn't make it. Like, we spent a lot of time in the video game industry.

I've never run across anybody who's working on any of those games. Like that would come up at some point, right? Well, they probably are under like a huge intense NDA about. But we're, I would imagine, imagine but I mean it's like you can only keep stuff bottled up for so I mean they did leak the entire code for half life to one of the entire code well you know what I mean is a lot of it the was the source code that

they had at the time and then they restarted the game yeah because everything got leaked out because that but yeah I just I'm on faith I'm like it's coming and I would love left for dead three I I would love that every great Gosh, you got a little pissy on Twitter at a guy We there were some announced made about a shooter that was in the World War Z universe. Yes He said he said that we must have missed it because I was giggling during the announcement I said well which announcement was they said oh, well, it wasn't actually announced I get max

We have to do so much coverage that people pick apart what we're doing and think we're not paying attention. If it had come across, we would have noticed it. So I get mad when someone makes the claim that I was giggling and not paying attention and doing my job. So yeah, I get mad about that.

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Oh, yeah, that demo. All right. And then you go to eat it. Well, Zama's gonna eat this because I need a clean spoon. But give me another spoon. Please, please. I barked orders. So, Gus, let me just get a question here.

Ask me what? I got two teenage boys. I was a teenage boy. They're jackasses by default. Yeah. So one of the jobs they have is they have to bring up the garbage cans. So you're talking after a trash day,

it'll bring it up from the curb. That's it. You see the can down there, bring the fucking, bring the can out. So some of us it'll be good for like eight o'clock and not in the like, hey, you bring the garbage cans up. And Jay's like, oh, no, we didn't. I said, go grab the cans.

And then Ashley always does this thing. She's nearby. She goes, please. And I go, okay, please. But I don't have that. I don't say please. They're fucking chores. No, right.

No one ever said please to me. No, it's common courtesy. No, it's a please. Please. If you're interrupting someone to go and do someone else for you, no, no, no, no, it's their job. It's their job.

Well, then you say it was stunningly. I'm like, can you do that. No, no, no, no, it's their job. It's their job. Well then you say it was stunning. I'm like, can you do that please? Please go pick this up. Gavin, can you please be on a podcast? I mean, yeah, I mean, I never say that. I mean, there's something like I might pause the edge. There you wanna be on a podcast? I guess, I'm gonna get this.

Let's jar of cookie smush. You're not telling me to be on the podcast. We're asking. Look at that. We'll treat. One more bite, gap. No, no, look at that. A little treat. More bike. No, no, that looks a bit too rich.

So you show us your smile. Oh, that looks great. Delicious. So I feel like we should like so much sure. Yeah. We have the the podcast tomorrow at 5 p.m. Which is going on and there's you don't have to be a first member to watch that live stream.

Normally you do have to be a first member to watch streams live stream normally you do have to be a first member to watch streams live Oh look at you got a graphic and everything live every tomorrow June 26 at 5 p.m. Ristie calm. Are we are we doing that and yet directly on the Ristie calm and donations I believe go to the Trevor project yes, which is an awesome cause so check it out. Yes If you're a first member or not, you can see what a live stream is like you can interact with people on Screen did you get the new bin? What does that mean the new bin you got chocolate? It's for later the third bin There you go third bin is like another trash can. Yeah, I don't know what that's about

Do you get a third bin? Third bin. Yeah. So I have one bin that's brown, that's for trash. They have one bin that's blue. And that's for recyclables. Brand new bin. Brand new bin showed up. And it's now the exact same way

that it's been in England for like 12 years or something, but now there's a food bin. Like a compost. Is it green? Dude, I would love that. I would love that. I would love that. I feel awful whenever I have to throw away food. My parents compost literally everything

that is allowed to be composted. You're parents are good people. Clean X and everything. Everything that is allowed to be put in the compost. Yeah. So do they have a composter or they have a special bin that's composted? It's a special bin that's just composted.

Yeah, and then it goes to a central composting facility. I don't have to feel about like three bins, you know? I know it is. It's a better management of waste. One's a has bin. Nice. Are they all nice? Get that, go, okay.

You're good, oh, she's good. They only do that in some parts of Austin, right? I think they're still rolling. They're still rolling that out. The composting. The composting. They're still rolling that out. The compost. That was the intent of that way. The smug laugh of it. Yeah, yeah.

What would the fourth bin be for if they were to bring money? Poop people. People went. Shrubs, shrubs, dead pets. You put shrubs in composting? Mm. They have the special. No, it's gardening waste, wouldn't.

Gardening waste. Yeah. Yeah. Where do you put it now just in the regular time? That when gardening waste. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. fucking study that the citizens of Austin only recycle about 50% of what they should be recycling.

But our fucking recycling only gets picked up every two weeks. So cheap. Move it to every week. I would have a full bin. Yeah, maybe they don't. Why don't they do it every week? I don't know. Gus, they make money from the blue one.

They don't make any money from the other one. Do you guys have to share the two different types of recycling? No, it's single stream. Okay, because I mean, back home in Canada, we had an Ottawa one week was like cans and bottles and the other one was paper and- Well, dude, you guys separate your tracks for a week. I would eat it.

I would love a service. Separate your recycling. So cut down all this shit. I would love a service where every Amazon delivery, the delivery person just tears that shit out of the box and dumps it on the front porch and keeps the box. I'm so free. I don't want a bit. It's just cardboard. Even if they did it that way, every other week, I would still have mounds of cardboard. I saw an Amazon delivery driver. I was driving around over the weekend and you know, we're going in opposite directions and he was driving one of those white vans that they have for like Amazon, it's not a UPS, it's like the Amazon logistics. And that driver's dashboard and car

was just filled with packages. I was like, there's no way that can be safe or there's no way that that's organized. It was like the prime packages and those yellow packages. And it's like, I could barely see the guy look like a hoarder's car that was filled with shit. And I was like, how, one, how was that safe? Two, how is he finding anything? Three, how is it all not broken? It looked like it looked like a fucking nightmare. Listen, dude, you can look up Amazon and work conditions at the company. I've been reading a lot about it because of Austin being one of the finalists for the headquarters of the new headquarters for Amazon. It's pretty nuts. Like, there's stories about people in some

of those distribution centers where they're pissing in bottles. I saw that. Yeah. Because they have time to piss and toilet. just stories about people in some of those distribution centers where they're pissing in bottles. I saw that. Yeah. Because they have time to piss in a toilet. Jesus Christ. Yeah. So they just like to keep up with their quota and their numbers, you know, all those metrics they have,

they just have to like not leave the floor. So they just piss in a bottle. How? Which by the way, that's gonna be replaced by a robot probably in the next two or three years. Do you think? You mean robots are gonna piss in balls? No, you're gonna piss in a robot, dude.

What are you stupid? A robot's gonna come to your front porch and open your boxes for you. Like legitimately, what do you think the chances are of Amazon coming to Austin? I don't know who the other candidates are, honestly. I don't think it's great. I don't know what the way I'm doing.

I don't know if I would want it. I don't think it's a good chance either. Austin's already overcrowded. I mean, that would mean I can have codboats sooner. Yeah. I don't know, it's so, the economy's so weird because I constantly see advertisements

for job vacancies places. At like, maybe I'm crazy, but I mean, they seem like phenomenal starting rates. Like some places are like $15, $18 an hour. For what? Like starting jobs. Or just anymore? Yeah.

Well, job, do you think won't be replaced by a robot? Yeah. In the future. I Like, job, do you think won't be replaced by a robot? In the future. I think all job, make eventually. No, be replaced. Robot maker. No, it's like every future sci-fi horror movie. Start making themselves.

Yeah. Let me, I don't know, president. I mean, probably, every of our first robot president. Well, the robots will need a president if they're own. Would they? Who's in charge of the robots? The president. Well, the robots will need a president if they're own. Would they? Who's in charge of the robots? The president.

Yeah. The actual president. I guess I know. I can't even imagine that. Like it cat. In charge of a cat. Is it a dog president? That'd be so great.

There's nothing in the constitution that says a dog can't be president. Well, what a dog's campaign slogan be. Like what a campaign on? Wof, wof, wof, wof, wof. Uh, free bones. Leach laws would be huge like political debate inside of the dog culture, I think.

Like, a leach laws are inappropriate. That's terrible. They're inhumane. Why are people working on consent for animals before consent for robots? Go on. Go ahead. No, I was actually thinking about bringing up animals during the consent for robots thing. I know my bestieality.

There's no such thing as that. No! What are you talking about? You're talking about the robot thing? Yeah, what are you talking about? No, I'm talking about like, should an animal get consent from another animal? I... How would you enforce that, Gavin, exactly?

Not a trained animal. trained pets to be like yes I would like to be railed Okay, I can I can now what if you have two cats I can and one of them is getting done in every night the other one fucking closet the first cat Or runs away. I mean teach teach that before you stop, you have to assign the agreement for a robot. The layers that we have of civility that make us a civilization is the limitations of some freedoms, you know, that the animal kingdom doesn't have.

Like, if you were an animal, you can kill basically whatever you want to. Like I thought about this squirrel of Joe is still alive, that squirrel will be dead already. Cause Joe would just be like, I'm like, I'm gonna fucking kill this thing. But it's the limitation of those freedoms and things like that, that you're living with other people.

And you have respect for their existence and their experience. Some people can do that. What's that? Some people. Yeah, criminals. No, it's in like tribes and stuff. It's like, that guy sucks, I'm gonna kill him.

Right. Not criminal. Well, they're not civilized either. I mean, I would say that if it's tribe, it's like they're killing people, that's the, I would say that's a lack of civilization. Oh, some, they just had a prick. Oh, I mean, they voted to kill a guy?

Yeah. Well, that's, we have death penalty, which I, we, that's all other can of water. We can vote on that. People don't vote on it. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's kind of like that one of those weird things where it's like, it waters that down among us all, right?

Like this guy died because everybody agreed that he did something that was bad. I guess technically a jury is voting on it. Yeah, that's true. Have you ever had similar to like a handmade stuff thing? Have you ever in your lifetime had a law just land and then the next day your life was different? What do you think about that?

In even a small way. FCC ruled that we had to disclose any time we took money for anything in a very specific way for internet stuff. And I still think to this day, the amount of effort that we have to go through as online communities, the amount of effort that we have to go through to disclose ads is way more egregious than what other, like if there's a product placement in a movie, that it's buried in the credits at the end, they don't stop the fucking movie in the middle of the movie

and say, hey, co-gave us this, you know, we just wanted to clear everybody co-gave us this thing. So, you see a hashtag in the opening to a Bond movie. You know, you know, see that stuff in mind, the logo. And I do think you should be honest about taking that stuff, but I think we should at the very least build it, but you know, see that stuff in mind. Hashtag ad. And I do think you should be honest about taking that stuff, but I think we should at the very least build it. But you know, but that's something to change. It was like now I was gonna put a,

put like hashtag ad, you couldn't put promotional consideration by so and so at the end of the program, like you can on TV, now we have to put it like right there. You have to say descriptions, everything. Yeah. So that's something that's different. Is there anything to do with the age,

gay of some movies? Age, gay? Or in that like an unrated movie, you probably don't have five year olds you're advertising to in that, but online anyone can see it. You think it's a kid thing? Maybe you've got to be really careful

with advertising to kids. No, I agree with that. But there's other rules for that called COPA. Cabana. Children's Online Protection Act. It's a big deal, especially if you have like communities No, I agree with that. But there's other rules that I called COPA. Covanna. Children's Online Protection Act. It's a big deal, especially if you have like communities or people places where people make accounts, like Club Penguin, there's all these special rules

you have to have. That's why a lot of cutoffs are a certain age for a lot of different sites. If I play. All right, speaking of cutoffs. But are you rules any laws? Any laws that came out of nowhere? I think the one that maybe had the biggest effect on me, it's kind of a trivial thing was

the, the plastic bag ban in Austin. It was like, all of a sudden, one day, you couldn't get plastic bags. Got overturned? Yeah. Yeah, Texas courts have overturned that, but that wasn't, it was just like, oh, okay, I got to carry bags now. It was, that was the most jarring thing. It's like, oh, this is the way I've done things for years in my life.

I have to do it a little different now. I don't miss those little bags. I don't miss them at all. I hope that retailers don't bring them back, even though it's not enforceable by law now, apparently. I hope we maintain that. I will keep fighting for that. I will keep use oil industry.

Is it? I'm sure. But don't they make the big, petroleum-based products? God. I'll keep using my reusable bags. I'm fine with it. I like them more. How much money is the person need? I guess the day Uber went away, it was kind of jarring, but that keep using my reusable bags. I'm fine with it. I like them more. How much money is the person need?

I guess the day Uber went away It was kind of jarring, but that wasn't really a law that was just a bit was just like Uber made a decision I yeah, it was based on a law though. They did pull out because they didn't have to leave that day That was right around that day, but they were gonna leave those right around South by Southwest wasn't it? Oh, they could have just I was it was a in before that was before but yeah, but it was a South by was affected. All right, speaking of anything, let's end this. Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you next time.

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