Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #184

Episode Date: September 19, 2012

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Okay, what shall we talk about today? A robotic doodle jump playing arm. Headlight fluid. Some video games stuff. Alcohol. A robotic doodle jump playing arm Robotic doodle jump played out. I don't even remember saying that I have to excuse stuff. I remember that one I just thought about the the the world record of doodle jump and how everything is gonna be covered on the podcast Yeah, but no way I was done by human somebody probably made a robot arm to do it properly for robot arm. No You you yelled at me guys. Yeah, a robotic robotic doodle jump playing our I totally get the context now

So I also have no memory of it, but Gus why do you keep picking theme songs that Introduce the cast of the show and it's a completely wrong The cast pick a newer theme song. It's not that fucking hard I'm gonna break this down for you. This is an OCD thing. You can't skip podcasts. You have I can't go in order they all have Casts it doesn't matter if it's a newer theme song. It still has a fucking cast on it. Yeah, but it would have the right cast No, it won't you never do That's a way to make people you're telling me somebody who turned in a theme song last week. Where was that theme song turned in? No, fuck if I know look it up. I'm demanded Look at the file. Get the date on the file of the day on the file isn't that easy? I can't look it up

This our tech guy really clicking get info guys. I just created the file. I just pulled it out of my email. Let's see what it says Submitted September 4th 2012. Well, oh look at that. Who's a fucking idiot now? So different for 2012. Yeah That's when it was submitted. That's when I pulled it out of my email That's when the file was fucking created tomorrow The file was created the day I pulled it from the It is making fun of you. Obviously, he wasn't submitted then.

Yes. You want a grape? Yeah. Okay. What was the email sent? I don't have a email on this laptop. I email over there. I want everyone to hear the sound of my grape.

So, that was delicious. You have the crunchiest grapes. I do. So Gavin, I eat grapes. So there's a little snack. Minemore. You snack usually every morning. and I give Gavin one grape. What was grapes created? He's like a monkey. There's a name of a package of other

fuckers. They're best by 916. So that at least gives me a two-week grade. So they were best by yesterday. Yeah. Now they're only okay. I imagine how good that would have sounded yesterday at 916. Fresh grapes. Grape's are in season and they're fucking awesome right now. I think I've been having to Like a nice grape Like people like great I want to see you look at yourself in the mirror thinking about stuff and the bubble is people like grapes He would put that shirt on you walk on the street someone will walk up to him go. Yeah, everybody likes great. It's your hunt Call him out for hey, we have a special guest in the podcast today who's our special guest?

Lindsay who we talk to every single week on the podcast, but it doesn't make it into the podcast Because Lindsay edits the podcast and we were saying Lindsay cuts I don't know if we say embarrassing or awful things right? Lindsay cut that I like the secret messages that I get left in the podcast. I'm like, oh, that's going to be cut, but I know about it. We should have like a noise that we make to signal it like a fog or like a ho- A dolphin noise. A dolphin noise?

Yes, they laugh like children. As they take LSD and then get hand jobs. Still my favorite RRG animated adventure of all time is the LSD. I like last weeks. Still my favorite Ryshertyd animated adventure of all time in the LSD office. I like last weeks. I was impressed how Jordan got around drawing my actual penis. And he gave me quite flattering sense of art. He was really good at it.

Thanks for that, Jordan. It took up the whole screen. Yeah. It's so impressive. It's not like a Joel with the horizontal censored bar. Every time he's making it for some reason. It's smart. It's smart because Gavin has a good marketing campaign going because every time

He represents his penis in conversation, which is remarkably often that he does that He always uses to he always use two fingers and I've noticed it and Jordan who makes the rich-south animated adventures He also noticed that he used two fingers and subliminally that got his head to give you this enormous sensor bar Two fingers holy shit. That's too. Why there's no penis that what you want to see? Whoa That you don't you're me actually have a big penis. Yeah, he doesn't really Dumb molds of his penis for you know sex toys and stuff and it's a stonker It's a what? The equipment better? Stonker Stonker

Stonker I never seen a run Jeremy naked. I've never seen a porn with a run Jeremy. Why did you get just two or his hamlets? Or did you see run Jeremy? That he wasn't naked. I've never seen John Jeremy in clothes. John Jeremy in clothes

I've only seen him on interviews or like yeah, yeah documentary or something talking about Yeah, like you know dick stuff You guys brain. They're a lot better off He looks kind of like a real life Mario, actually. He does. He's very similar because he has a dress to his Mario. But then I think about Mario having sex, and that just doesn't happen. Why don't we do an episode of immersion with him, Dressa's Mario?

We'll run Jeremy Dressa's Mario. But with this John Thomas out. That would not be the typical version. Oh, exactly. Would we be testing? With Roger Dressa's Mario with his jauntime cap? Just jump over some barrels and see if he bangs his knob on it. Instead of the rack you entail that makes him fly as his dick, flopping around like a helicopter.

Welcome to the Bobcat, Lindsay. Wow, we're going right for it. I'm being creative. If I had to create a video, you'd be one. So Lindsay, hey Lindsay, cut that. You've been working too much, Lindsay. We haven't had any swims for a long time. No, no swimming, no one wants to swim. Because you've been in which we will totally invite Gus next time.

What will you be working on the box set? Yes, well Brandon and Chris have been working very, very hard and they never sleep so Kudos to Brandon and Chris who are not here. Yeah. But we have Alvin working pretty hard to get now. So hopefully we will be getting those out and done soon. I was talking to Matt about this the other day, even though I work at this company, I am so excited to have the Blu-ray box set of RVB.

I'm actually, I can't wait for it to come out. Even though I could like go and watch this stuff. As an employee, you'll get 5% off of the recal price. I just can tell you how fast that is. How many said have you purchased it? The order of the company. Man, I can't believe that that we have a 14-disc box set coming out. Yeah, it's huge we have two 14-disc box sets coming out But there was a lot of awesome extra content That's correct. We didn't make a lot of the

DVD version blueberry versus blue two was it was shot 1080 that all the high-def stuff what Yeah, I know 720 was shot 1080 then with the high death stuff what yeah should be shot at 720 from what we did for upresing the season 1 through 5 I want to double check my facts your best season 5 is shot HD at the time was it yeah it wasn't it was 720 that is correct that is correct so the stuff we shot native high death in Halo 2 is 720 so will it be that the stuff in Halo 1 is higher as than the stuff shut off to it? It's all mastered the same.

So it should be good. And then the different seasons after that with Halo 3, everything from reconstruction on is all high death. But this is actually the first time that we've ever offered a high death home video product. Besides the stuff we have for download on iTunes. The three was all digital. Well, the digital, the high death stuffash style digital. Yeah, but like DVDs

You don't think of him as standard deaf because it's not looks better than standard. I can't watch DVD anymore I got such a big TV that just sucks It's like the one thing he bought when he moved to the US is he bought a big TV Yeah, that's what Michael did. He made fun of me for my small one I had from college I guess this giant ass TV right plays maybe dizzy. We played Skyrim on there and almost threw up. I like my small TV. You can walk into a store and buy a giant TV for pretty cheap now.

It's true. If you don't care what brand you did, you go in and you're like, what's on sale right now? That's exactly what happened. The salesman was like, are you sure you don't want this? It's a little bit bigger for a little bit more. And we're like, all right, sweet. See you.

65 inch dienex. Just look at you. Yeah 65 inch di next Why that yesterday went out and bought a I bought a 39 inch Insignia, I'd never heard of that before the run Jeremy and secure Didn't have any covering I did I went into best by and I was like I want to buy the biggest TV I can fight here and it was like eight grand So I thought maybe not I can fight here and it was like eight grand so I thought well maybe not We don't want you that small hey Jack Jack joined us of internet check it out on that bitch. I might do quiet

Jack is joining us a little bit late because he was producing Jack Jack was producing content for achievement honey. I was filming. I'll go over there. You look a little tired Dude I'm fucking exhausted. I know why it's so tired. I'm not even on your guys rep to like you guys make content every day a week Yeah, yeah It's pretty much That we you know we work a five-day week in buster I'm responsible for four shows now man unbelievable. It's crazy

It's what's keeping you going from Australia to no halos keep me away from us You know, I don't rub that in don't rub that in dude because he's he's better about it I really wanted to away from Australia. You know what, don't rub that in. Don't rub that in. Dude, because he's been erabotic. I really wanted to go to Australia. You get to play Halo 4. Yeah, I get to play Halo 4. Yeah, if only they were going to release that in Australia. Yeah, I can play it there.

Only I can play a horse and fails in Halo 4 in my childhood. You know, I hate to be the guy that points this out. I said, no, I actually like to be the guy that points it out. If you were going to go to Australia, the conventions are on the weekend. The game comes out on a Tuesday. But the thing is, the thing is I would be out there. I'd leave like on either Tuesday or Wednesday. They would be down there.

He would be in the air when it was out. Yeah. Like, you know, when you land, you land like, but two days after you'd take off. Uh-huh. So I would be the winner. Or to get the videos done, you could just extend in Australia.

Wow. That's a horrifying solution that's gonna keep you up tonight, buddy. So I would be the winner. To get the videos done, you could just extend in Australia. Wow. That's a horrifying solution that's going to keep you up tonight, buddy. So what? You can just stay in Australia for another four days and get your videos done and then fly. Wait, what? No, no, I'll be leaving when the game's coming out. I'll be leaving. Listen to what I say.

I'm staying. You can extend your plane to get, so you're not in the air. You have to stay in Australia longer because you have to get your halo forward. Because you mean go there earlier. That's what he fights. He doesn't have an Staying so confused. No, it does mean stay longer It's at the front end of the trip. That's a back in September for September 6 September 4 is my

Earlier The No, it was an earlier joke It was September 24th actually. There's no Remember to not forget It's a different 24th because that would be in the future. Oh, September 20th. Bernie's gonna drop peanut butter on the laptop I'm good. You want a great? My fucking laptop died the other day. I'm so pissed off about it You give everyone grapes and hell and like I have so much email that you day. I'm so pissed off about it. You give everyone grapes. And hell. And like I have so much email that, you know, since I like I restored it and I had to launch mail

for the first time with this fresh installation and restore, I have so much email that I tried to launch it before I went to bed last night and I woke up this morning and I said I still had four hours to go before I could open my email program. Jesus. Why do you do that? I, at the end of every year, and now maybe like twice a year in the middle

I just get rid of all the email what I do is I catalog it into a folder but it's on the server still what do you mean get rid of you to the email I Archive it's okay archive it and do another off like like a local folder off site is that the right word send I don't know local folder yeah, but yeah, I archive mine, but they're still No, I'm doing I need to start deleting. I have every email ever I know everything I've ever had let my entire digital life is still in my possession. I'm proud of it Well, no, it's a big pencil. It doesn't slow you down No, why don't you want to be a complaint about mail when they updated it? With the new OS I did I did what you said that I got some moves and stuff.

And it works fine now. So I started playing Skyrim, and I was talking to Michael about it. Oh, do you play the DLC? Yeah, it's a good game. So I'm really good game. I'm way behind, obviously. But Michael was telling me he was playing the DLC

for some achievement 100 videos. What he now was doing was the cover and her fire is the newest one where you build build a house and shit like Sims This is really the star trailer for that. It was like it sounded like Microsoft releasing a new product by the way They were did you see that trade? No, I was with for what for that what's the fire the way this guy though makes it feel like I've seen it No, we're near as epic as the actual game. It was just like it was like instead of like an epic trailer That I usually do for scammers just to do talking is dude talking, it's like, now you can do this.

You can also do all this stuff, and it's like, this doesn't feel anything like a Skyrim. You can adopt a child, Gavin. It's not exciting. Can you really get a guess? Can you really get a guess? You can go, well, you go in and the way you do it is you have to have a house, but you can kind of trick them to like, oh, what do you do? You're like, I'm the fucking dragonborn bitch, and she's like, oh, okay, here, have a kid,

and then you can kind of like loop around and you're like you know what so you can have as many kids as you want? So what do you put the point of having a kid in sky? Or you literally get into teammates called the proud parent achievement? That's it like do they serve any practical purpose? No, like when you're running away from a dragon, you like You're gonna be a little faster than the kid. You should be a kid. I don't like it when they put out DLC that like adds these new features, but without really missions and stuff So it just feels like they've tacked this on but I'm not gonna I mean if it was during the game while I was playing the mission

I might like dive into that but I'm not gonna go and play the game just to like piss about with a house never kid It feels like a waste. It might be fun if you're done with it the main storyline It's not one of the existing kids in the world, right? It's a totally new kid I think I can go into an orphanage Yeah, I don't want to go into details, but all the kids in my world are den or To like you want to play tag You're in it. I saw you wrong gonna get started My book my friend made a really funny video showing it off where he walked into the orphanage and he talks this girl and is like, You're gonna adopt me? Thank you, thank you, and then the option is yes or no, actually sorry, I'm not going to. So he's like, no.

She's like, oh, that's okay. Well thanks anyway then. Thank you anyway. Thanks. Have you joined any of the guilds, Bernie that these killed or the shield brothers? So I just started playing and I recommend that if you ever play any kind of like leveling based game that you don't watch somebody play it Who's at the DLC level and has like a level whatever character like level 60 or 80 or whatever He's got I think we're like 72 or something like he's like walking around dragging so I Like Yeah, I don't think he could be killed

at this point. Can I make a recommendation? I've been talking about this for a while. Can I make a recommendation for a new achievement hunter show that you can? We probably won't take it. We'll go for it. Not that you don't already have enough of them anyway.

But something I've always want is a non-spoiler primer for a game. Like, I'm going to sit down to play Skyrim. I just wanna know, before you start this game, you should know this. What were actually... We're talking about doing something with Assassin's Creed, where we're gonna go over

the previous four games before Assassin's Creed 3 comes out. Sort of like a history of Assassin's Creed. I'm not even talking from... Yeah, you're just talking about achievements and he's know about this. Yeah, so you don't miss them on the way like don't pick up feathers I mean it don't be good for a satisfactory don't ever pick up a feather. Yeah, wait till the end and go back Yeah, another good one for the first Assassin's Creed would be talk to this bitch every time you see her

Right, I just play the entire campaign again. It's the one achievement. I don't have that what I'm talking about just like It's kind of like that this is it could just whoa God, oh my god That was really weird bow down bitches Hey, it's actually just probably coming through our mic's on a slight delay. That's weird. Don't do that anymore Okay, go ahead. I want to talk about like scarmin is now an on demand game Okay, okay, I want to talk about like Skyrim is now an on-demand game

Okay, I actually have it on disc and I bought it on on demand just because I didn't want to change this it is I've got a UK account. I went to because I saw that you had it downloaded so I was like, oh, I don't own it I bought it 4999 in pounds That's more expensive than when you go by the disc The game's been out ages been out over a year gonna be a champion. Then you don't have to get on the road one, which I wish they did because I buy every five games But yeah, it's like how much is it it's like six six-y bucks in it? For you to do it, but it was like 40 50 pounds for me. Jeez. I think it might have been 4999 for me as well I think 50 pounds is $81. I'm not gonna download $81 game that's a huge load. I don't spoil eBay for a tenor

At what point do you think like all games are gonna be available online the same the same day as I'll be the one after I think yeah, I think they still have too many publisher and like retail deals and partners I still see what DVDs blue rays CDs are made period I think we should just make everything download online that be way But the last two weeks of our life I do like watching a blue rakes like I stream a lot of stuff right like through Netflix or whoever I'm like You put the blu-ray it looks so much better when you're walking when you stream something it looks good But then when you put the disc and you're like oh my god, this looks I guess maybe it's better the dates are right is usually like 10 or 20 times higher

Yeah, it's you can tell. It's also nothing worse. Like I was watching the end between us on a Netflix streaming. It's like getting to a funny scene and a fault is like, you know, caching or whatever. Like you, it drops the quality to the point where it looks like a mosaic. Yeah, that's what I hate. Like when I'm downloading, like I'll be watching something streaming and I'll start like downloading a game on steam or something. It's like, oh, oh, there it was a plot. But the thing is, it doesn't let you buffer to the end of the show.

Like I wish there was a button where I'd be like, pause now and I there it was a quote. But the thing is, yeah. It doesn't let you buffer to the end of the show. Like, I wish there was a button right to be like, pause now, and I'll come back to it in like 10 minutes. It doesn't, it buffers like the next minute. It does actually dump the data. And then like keep the file. It doesn't use up the, like your internet's bandwidth, if you're not actually gonna finish watching it. But I love the fact that you're watching the Inbetweeners.

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Jack, you're a fucking fight between the two of you. Fight, fight, fight. Jack has this gift where, like you like to be the guy to introduce people to the show. You're still going. The river, yeah. He does have a god-like river. Maybe it's good.

I don't want to be like that. But the In-Betweenness is a really funny funny British show if you're into Brit humor and like just really vulgar Language I'm just in between. It's about some school kids and uh they get into stuff Is it the one where the one guy plays all the different parts? No, no No, I'm very close. Are you here somewhere high-tie? I am. That's an Australian show, but that's really funny too I was way off the mark then So anyway in-betweeners you go check it out the first two seasons are available on Netflix streaming

And then season three is not and there's a movie. It's also like British stars. There's only six episodes per season No, it's not sketch shows like a sitcom. Yeah, so anyway, there's like a there's a US version on MTV right now that this is I've never seen more dislikes in my life. I'm just trying to let's of that. It's terrible. I fixed the reverb. How did it? I fucking use the board and shit. He turned down the reverb. I'm going for it. I got to point out that Vendor Gus was not with us last week. And we got more complaints last week about the volume of the show and the overall audio quality. I'll tell you what, we, there was five mics in that room, maybe six, not one of those mics was the same.

But we had an audio-digit. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Like, I said so many complaints about the audio levels. Like, you were at a studio, you had a fucking dude whose job is to use microphones and use a board. Now you were in a... Now you were in a... I do want to point out that the studio that we were in was a little rough.

It was me, I guess, a little rough rough in the edges. I just smelt like a school library that had been locked for 50 years. Oh, I know exactly, that smells like... It did smell though. I could imagine. It did smell over there too. It smelt like stale-a-and-stale books. And like an old fart.

Like something in the court. An old fart, like I've sealed it. Someone farted in a book. And then like they opened it 50 years later. That's like a Harry Potter thing. Exactly, that's the million talking about it. Well, I'm in the prison of the spark. That is so descriptive and perfect.

Wow, that was Los Angeles. It's a good to have you back though, Gus. It's good to have you back. Thank you. That was LA. It was good. I wasn't in like leading the podcast. I don't, I've determined I don't like that anymore.

I like just like looking at stories and talking about stories. No, things, I don't feel leading the podcast. I don't, I'm determined I don't like that anymore. I like just like looking at stories and talking about stories. I don't feel like I lead. I guess I push people away from topics every now and then, but it's not. No, you keep, you keep people moving. Like you move the topics along. I don't know. I feel like I don't do anything.

I read the comments like, where's Gus? Like, that doesn't matter. Yeah. So the point of the podcast is we are always cycling people in and out and getting different. Like, so you're still like, you still like the lead of it, you know, all I know is the dumb mother fuckers that listen to this podcast and complain to us about our science discussions and then give us information. That's wrong to

correct us. It makes me want to talk about science every week because I hate those fucking. The sun is more than 400 times larger than the moon. We were talking about the sun. the sun. I can't have the size of the sun. Where the behind doesn't matter. What? OK, anyway. Of the bottom size. But you know what, with science discussions and concentrate

what's that? Alpha brain. Sponsoring this week's podcast. There you go. That's what it goes. I've actually been not taking it, like I've been out of the office for the past week and a half or so. I'm just back here to record the podcast now. And I have not been taking it because I've been out of the office for the past week and a half or so I'm just I'm just back here to record the podcast now and I have not been taking it because I gave some to Jack

I give my my my bottle to Jack and like I Like really wish I had some Yeah, I don't have the dreams on a field of rest is normal so I don't realize I was your stash I would have let you have it. Yeah, so have you been dreaming Jack? I've had a few dreams like nothing too. Like I had a dream where everyone was silver. I don't know. Like a free sun, people? Like silver, like silver, silver style.

That's awesome. Is it like they would dress as green man, but in silver? No, it's like every like their body consisted of silver. Oh. Like the Capri sun commercial. And like, I had another dream where I actually fell asleep in my dream. Like I dream that I dream that I was in a bed, like going to bed in my dream. I dreamt that I was in a bed going to bed in my dreams. Has anyone ever had that?

I've had dreams before I wake up, but I'm still dreaming. I dream I wake up before he is. I wake up and I'm like, oh thank God that nightmare's over. But it's like another sub nightmare that's still going up. Turn over and esters fly. I'm like, oh my God, am I really awake this time? You never had that? That's still going up and you turn over and Esther's like fly Yeah, well I've had that but I like wake up and you mundane shit like get ready School and then go to school and the middle first period then I wake up and like

That is what's once talking about anxiety like he used to get really bad anxiety dreams where you know He'd be like out and about he had to do something really important and then all of a sudden he'd be naked or something. He'd be like, oh my god. But he said he got to the point where he was so laid back that he dreamt about doing some signing or something. And all of a sudden he looked down and he was like, oh my god, I've got a shoes on. I'm walking through town. And in his dream, he was just like, I don't care. Why?

So his brain is trying to make him nervous, but it's just not working. That's pretty sweet. Fighting his own brain. But I've never had dream when I fell asleep in a dream. Oh I see what you're saying. Like when I laid down a bed and got his sleep. Oh that was weird. Yeah it was, it was weird.

Wait I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. But did you guys go through your ritual? Did you like brush your teeth? Yeah, you're joking. You're like, I don't know, it's sort of hazy but I remember getting into bed and like getting under the cover is like like, like, going up and getting ready to bed. So that's all I remember.

That is an adream section. I may have gone to sleep in my dream and woken up in real life. That's the trippy thing. Was there a machine? Was there a machine? You pushed the button. Yeah. What if you went to bed and then dreamed that you were laying in bed awake and you couldn't

get in sleep? Would you wake up exhausted? Oh, I don't know. That's fucked up. You'll find mine.'t get me sleep. Would you wake up exhausted? Oh What so you're trying to get to sleep but you can't In your dream in your dream like you're sleeping just finding real life, but in your dream you can't get to sleep It's like waking up tired from nightmares. I'll wake up like stressed if I have nightmares I'm running from something but I can't run because I'm dreaming so I move like molasses and then when I wake up I'm like Okay, it's gone Lindsay let me tape it's phenomenal. I think every man has dealt with in the world

Which is when your significant other Females or if you're other wakes up and is mad at you because something you did in dream Have you dealt with this? Yeah, I can't do with that. I have no patience for that. Yeah, I can I can't deal with that. I have no patience for that. Yeah, I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I have no patience for that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I have no patience for that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I can't deal with that. I that it's a dream. Yes, I had it once and I was walking like it was a big Yeah, it was me and I'm sorry, but I was like walking down the city and all of a sudden It's not like I've noticed anything out of place, but it's like I just figured out I was like well, I'm not here. This is a dream

And I actually had the ability to just like mess with stuff like I could I was like I was like when Nia realizes the wine Could you come? Yeah, I was like walking outside down like just like jumping with stuff. Like I could do what I was like. I was like, I was like when Nia realizes he's the one. Could you guys? Yeah, I was like walking outside down and like just like jumping like between building, leaping and I was like, smackin' people in the face. I turned into a side guy. I woke up, boy.

I was like, wow. I get super bows and I start murning. I'm like punching cars. That's what you do in video games, right? Yeah, I basically made it a video game. We're in that guy with Dream Edition. Yeah, geez. That is I basically made it a video game. Granddad got a dream edition. Yeah, geez. That is terrifying. It was awesome.

It was a really good dream, and I was genuinely annoyed when I woke up. I was upset. I was like, I'm never going to be able to have that again. Yeah, so like if you were given supreme power, you would probably have turned into a psycho. I don't think I wouldn't real life. I think it's because I knew it was a dream. There were no repercussions. If I suddenly, like, appeared in that situation in real life,

and knowing that I'd just done that, I'd be more terrified. You know what's always bugging me about that, about like having superpowers, and like wanting to take over the world and kill people and all that stuff? Is that like, it seems like there's a 50-50 shot there, right? Somebody gets a superpower,

and they become either super villain or super hero, right? Well, the thing that you've always bugged me, even as a kid, is that super heroes are under an enormous amount of stress, because super heroes have to be perfect. even as a kid is that superheroes are under an enormous amount of stress because superheroes have to be perfect. Of super villain only has to destroy the world once. That's a lot of it.

Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, 16-1, super heroized like a Hollywood Globetrotters. Exactly. That's the focus of everywhere. Actually, did you ever see a Mega Mind? Yes. They kind of deal with that a little bit. That's actually a pretty good movie.

But actually, sweet movie to receive, I think Project X, is that what it was? Oh man. What was the one or no Chronicle? Oh, yeah. That's what that's the most I can. Project X is about giant party. Yeah, that's what I got. But they came under both like that sort of like found for the entire movie.

Oh, yeah. It's like a little cool. The Project X was a Matthew Broderick movie with monkeys in it. That's also Project X. Oh, it's a K. No, movie with monkeys in it. That's also project I know what you're talking about Another magic broadread apple Virgil Apple right? Yeah, they're keeping the air force was teaching the monkeys to fly the planes And you remember this party

And it's a matter bathroom. And it was in the bathroom. And it was in the bathroom. And then like, Matt and Bronner's one of the trainers. They like trained monkeys to fly these little simulated missions to drop nuclear weapons. You've never seen this one in the last episode. That's awesome. And they can communicate with sign language. And that's the thing.

It's the obviously like Apple virtual app. No, that's not the only one. No, that's not the only one. And I was thinking of Chronicle though. Because Chronicle is, they deal with the same thing. It's like three guys endup where they can just like control Rammed it down the road it was meant to be shot in the camera Yeah, like the buildup was cool, but then I guess the end was like really yeah

You don't like it. Yeah, no one has redeeming quality look at really annoying was how they have to establish how the cameras there Oh, you got that new camera. Oh, look at that camera. It's been out long enough, right? Like when he's floating in there and he's got like 60 around him, like, what the fuck? 20 minutes in. It's like, we get it. You can show a camera from another view if you want.

You have that. You don't have to stop. No, I don't think so. I only shot like a fucking little cannon power. power. But I think that's the story of Carrie What movies are coming out this fall like I mean, I know I know Looper's coming out, which I'm really really excited Lincoln coming out. Is that this year dude? I know it looks really awesome Which I want to go see is the master yeah, I thought for the first time I think over this past weekend It looks bad ass dude. That's the PT Anderson is the master. Yeah, I saw trailers after the first time. I think over this past weekend.

It looks bad, Astrid. That's the PT Anderson movie. Paul Thomas Anderson, yep. The guy who did Boogie Night's and Magnolia. I don't know who they'll be blowing. I think so, I'll have a sense. I love Boogie Night. What's it about?

I couldn't be. Boogie Night's fucking awesome. It's about science-y, that's what I thought was. It's about a guy who invents a religion. Pretty much. I can't tell anything based on that trailer. He just looks good. I'm going to see that.

Yeah. But it's really weird, because it's one of these movies that has an old school release method where it's in select cities. It actually came through Austin already and is gone. Really? And it'll probably come back, but there's really no word of, I can't find out where it's coming back to Austin. Well, I like when movies release in select cities.

I feel, I don't know, like that's kind of cool. The thing I don't like is when, like I'm looking through Zoom. It's like, see it now before the theaters. It's like, oh, nope, I know I'm going to skip you. Yeah. That's kind of cool. The thing I don't like is when like I'm looking through zoom It's like see it now before the theaters. That's like oh, no, I know I'm gonna skip you. Yeah, that's a good point I feel the Jackson way anytime. I see a movie. It's like see it now before it's a theater It's like okay, this movie's Well, you came through Austin and actually a PC Anderson was here with it like they showed it around thousand He showed up and I think they they shot it on 70 millimeter or something like that's a big deal now is they shot Why is that a big deal?

I don't know that's like the solution is like the shoot on 70. I saw Last week I saw Riders the Lost Ark in 70 millimeter. Yeah, I had like a limited week-long road The Alamo no, it's it's I max but not at the Bob Bullock I max at the Barton Creek I max To go see that we're gonna see what time did you go like 2 p p.m. Sunday two p.m. no no like last Friday okay when Sunday two p.m. you sound awesome yeah cuz i have a fucking job i know you saw like i tweeted like i when i walked into the theater they want to walk to like 20 minutes before the movie started there were two people in entire theater i was like awesome so i went like at the best seat i could like right in the middle. I was like this could it be great

Another dude walks in he sits right in front of me I Screams I was your first that's the worst I should actually move at 10 in front of him now It's a principle no the thing like that happens to me like the draft house Where you get there you like wait in line for like two hours you get there you're perfect seats And then the people next to you will leave that buffer seats and then like the ends of happening on both sides And then like before the movie starts like hey you guys mind sliding over and like you know so we can have two seats together It's like fuck you. I was here first. I wait in two hours. I don't want to move now and fucking frustrating No one wants to sit next to you

I don't want to move now and fucking frustrating because no one wants to sit but we're so tired that we ended up falling asleep on the comfy ass leather couches and people may find us but yeah, you know, but if you can afford it and everything it's a little bit pricier but I think it's the best. Well, just again at the Ritz downtown. Oh yeah, that's a throwback. The original Alamo draft house the back row seats was just couches really Yeah, I think you know You have to like walk through the kitchen Pretty ready couch

Spector yeah, they were yeah, you did not want to get there too early or stay too late like you don't want to be though When the house lights were on yeah, I'm actually the very first time I ever went to an Alamo draft house I went to the original one downtown when I was in high school and it was for spiking like sick and twisted and they sold out but the guy like it was me and a friend outside the guys like well I want to get you guys in so come on in and they gave us like five gallon buckets to sit on the side of the theater and that's all those the coolest thing ever. It was something that was my introduction to the Allenwood Raffthouse. I'm a counselor, I'm a counselor, I'm a trained change dramatically in that time. Hey no he's like you know what I'm just wanting to get a sit.

Now you know what I'm going to move down a seat. Yeah, but before a five- just want to get a sit now. You don't want to move down a seat But before a fight So have you guys we say something to Batman or Batman came up have you guys seen that's another movie Batman came up I'm going up. The new, like, set photos of Robocop. Oh, my God. Robocop is so terrible. What do you think he looks like? He looks like something out of dread, actually. I kind of look similar.

Like, I'm from Batman and Dread. The new, like, armored Batman that they're doing. That kind of stuff. Or it's like a dull version of Iron Man. Like's like a cross between Batman and Dread. The dude like armored Batman that they do in that color Batman. Or it's like a dull version of Iron Man. Like it does look better. I do not see Iron Man in this at all. Well, it's just like, it's so thin. Like there's a robot cop is so iconic. And it's just like this, this looks like.

I don't know. I have not seen this photo. You also have to admit it was A's iconic. I'm gonna try to find a bigger photo for you guys here. This one pulled up is kind of tiny. See look there, yeah. There it is. And the Google search, there's the pulled up is kind of tiny See look there. Yeah, yeah, in the Google search There's the actual robocop and he looks so much better. Yeah, that's that cool gray look actually

Oh, I'm a shitty flash actually tweeted a photo like a fan had colorized it. Hey, I made it look a lot better So he looks kind of like catwoman He looks like a cross-wean judge dread and Batman. Yeah, I mean as long as it looks good on film. It's okay You know that is true. Yeah, I think it looks alright I've been on set since seen props and they just like terrible That's how you feel about it. No way in the Huntsman right? You're like As long as his gun comes out of his leg. I'll be okay the best prop I like to see that's the only thing that that doesn't happen that I'm gonna be really pissed off really

That's like your touch of snow is real. We'll come yeah, that was always think cuz he was That's like that thing that doesn't happen, then I'm gonna be really pissed off. Really, that's like your touch stand with Rebel Camp? Yeah, that was always the thing, because you know what, that's a kid, that's so cool. Yeah, like it was pulling gun out, it was better out and put it back in his leg. That was so fun, cool, man. The best prop I've ever seen in real life, during the hot fuzz,

yeah. There's like some people die by like, they get to capitate in a car, you get to hit the ground. And I went over to the actual head and picked it up, and it was scaring me of how like really looked Oh really the fake blood was like coming off in my hands. I was like And like the way the neck was seven it looked like shredded neck

It was oh Can I get extra shredded neck Poppods was the first movie I worked on we filmed the police station bloke really at the end It was a little bit model probably the size of this table the explosion yeah okay that we can we can spoil it there's an old town model 2 where that dude gets his gun and build Timothy don't get served yes in the model village yes it right out the chin unless I saw a documentary on Netflix I think yesterday called dirty work followed like three people with what are considered undesirable jobs by society.

And one of them was a dude who collects bullsemen. The other one was a dude who pumps and cleans or clears septic tanks. The other one was a dude who was a mortician or he was a, what how did he call it? Like a body artist or something like that. It's like something as a tradition. People put makeup for the vehicles, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was super graphic with that more-tition guy. Really?

Yeah, I did. So I'm doing the embalming process and- My friends all were- That was all I owned if you know I'm a sheet of that in high school. Yeah, and then the guy who did the Cleared The Sceptic Tanks was like super down to Earth. He's like, yeah, some people turn their noses at me. You know, they get their bed at me and that, that, you know, they think my job's undesirable, but when they have a problem, who do they come cry and do? Sure, yeah. I appreciate people who do a job that I don't want to do. Yeah. Absolutely.

There was, it was really, really, it was the kind of documentary where I like where you don't ever hear the documentary, the person shooting documentary documentary, you know, hear their voice. The narrators, you know, it's just about the subject and they just talk the entire time. Well, there's some documentary and if shoot a man, they're the voice. The narrator. He just about the subject, and they just talked the entire time. I know, as well. There's some documentary and if shoot a man, they always like try and make it about them as well. Yeah, he's like, shut up. Michael Morris, that way.

And so, it was Morgan's probably the most the guy you know, and can name, because that's their style. Unless they actually like do something themselves. I thought the supersized me guy was pretty good for doing that. Well, it's kind of like an extended vlog, in a way. It was so gross when he throws up all those burgers. The first day ate three big Macs and he's like, well, I gotta say though that the guys who dress up the dead bodies for funerals, you know, or the beloved department, that's

gotta be the most unappreciated. Like they could put all that work in and you're still just like, oh, and you say they must think they do a really good job because everyone says, oh, he looks really great. He looks really peaceful. And it's not true Yeah, it's weird and creepy I can't do that. I'm like open caskets. I can't I can't I can't walk I never look at him. I always wait for the show even he talked about how what a dumb job Oh, I'm not a dumb drug. He's like what a luxury job. It is like that people don't need me said they I'm gonna do all this work They're gonna look at the body for two minutes,

and they're gonna put in the ground and never see it again. Yeah, it's true. It's like when a little kid gives you a drawing, you're like, oh, it's great. It's not. It's super shitty. It's not with that. But because you're special to me, I like it.

Yeah, it's like making me deal with it. But it's just like, do you ever worry that you, that we will have jobs that literally don't help the world in any way? No. We help the world laugh, and this isn't help the world in anyway. No we help the world laugh And they sent that the most important thing that's yes now people can laugh just having a chat with a friend I think my job is getting your job stink

Sometimes like what okay Gavin some people don't have friends so we're gonna laugh with yeah Yeah Who is it someone funny? Dundermith and his family actually take this call You want to stop porn? No, it's good. Hello, this is Bernie. All right, Bernie's not a little cool.

Get her, are you good? Oh, man. Oh, I turned this my gosh. I know. I know what's going on. He's black leaning away from us. He's hiding under the table. He's taking the phone down.

He's next to that that ball of cheese that's in his snack pack. He's unzipping his pants. He's getting more quiet. He's getting a little weird as we speak. Why is he looking at his nipples? Are those boxers or briefs I can't tell? Anyway, looks like he's going to come out of here. The red deer in the action.

I hear why he's wearing that shirt. What is that? Last week I said he looked good in red. It's the one in that shirt all the time now. You mean he's trying to impress you? I think so. I was excited because I got to watch my red shirts because I watch my sheets.

I read sheets and I don't get to watch my red shirts very often. So I wear the ones that I don't wear for like three or four weeks because I don't ever do red laundry. You're wearing a red shirt right now. I do. I take, like, I wait until I've got a big pile of laundry, put it all in. I don't separate shit. Dude, you have like pink shirts. You know, it doesn't have to stuff that. Yeah, put white with red. It will happen. You've got lucky. Never happen mine, Todd life You've gotten lucky Every time I do laundry, I get lucky

Yeah, how often do you get new red shirts? It's really only the first wash it to you Like this is a little repair I got this to make a 64 shirt I'm wearing I got this in packs I think No Touch my awesome button I guess wash it

Dude, the Kolly Kolly was wearing that Dude, yeah, he was I had a dream with Mkolly Kolly Kolly Kolly Was he wearing the shirt? He was a waiter in San Diego He was a helicopter He was a phone That's probably true was running that. I had a dream with McCollum called to be a little bit. Was he wearing the shirt? He was a waiter at San Diego. It was a helicopter car. It was a phone.

That's probably true. I'm sure this wasn't real life. We had a golfers in the podcast while you were on the phone. That was really cool call. Can I ask you to run it in the spring season? I don't go ahead. The chuff is Neil Poulton. Who is Neil Poulton?

Neil, I don't know. Do you know that day? No, he walked in the moon. Neil Poulton. Who is Neil Poulton? Me, I don't know. Do you know that day? No, he walked in the moon. Neil Poulton? No, Neil Poulton, that's chocolate, and strawberry. When it arrived by a Lassie Hard Drive, it's always designed by Neil Poulton.

Oh, Lassie? Lassie? You got a Lassie Hard Drive. Lassie, is that the Scottish version? Do you know what you're right now, what you mean? I like, how did you guys, like, it's designed by Neil Poulton? Is that a big deal?

Who the hell is he? Because I think he is like that? It's not it's a call friend who designed my TV. I don't know who designed the TV remote I know his name is Tim at the Sony Shovey Sony but he must have signed a name contract where he gets his name printed on the front of every box It's unbelievable. He's on the every hard drive box. Who's that guy named Apple in California? He designed a lot of shit The He's on that every pod drive boss. Who's that guy named Apple in California? He designed a lot of shits. The joke didn't work. The joke didn't work the first time.

This second time it worked out really well. You're gonna keep, you're gonna keep, you're gonna keep going. I'm gonna look at this. Well, there's one label here. Here it is right here. Do you know who Mark Jacobs is? Fashion designer?

Yeah. His label is Jacobs by Mark Jacobs. Four Mark by Mark Jacobs in collaboration with Mark Jacobs for Mark by Mark Jacobs. Is that a real talk? I could have sworn this Photoshop. Oh my god. I think where Jacobs might have worked on that. I know we actually got in that discussion when we were in LA, we were we went by some nail salon and then there was a sign that went as an airbrushing by David and the sign was sh. Yeah, we were told about that when Angelina drove by. Yeah, we're talking about how Angelina is like the

epitome of that in Los Angeles. I'm famous for being famous. So just get your name out there. I found that in that place online when you guys mentioned it and that would debate it like going there asking my friends from LA to go there and check it out for you guys to be like, let's see other thing works. I got some shampoo from my hair cutter's

for our clips and they have Paul Mitchell shampoo, but it's see other thing works. I got some shampoo from my hair cutter's work clips. And they have Paul Mitchell's shampoo, but it's like designed for men, so it's called Mitch. Okay, it's just Mitch. There's the female line bitch. Oh, there is something to be said for that though. Like every time you watch a show, and at the end of it, it says,

created by JJ Abrams, like right at the, after the very last frame of it, it comes up every single week and you see that. Eventually, you just get to know that person's name Yeah, I don't know if it's gonna have a hard drive, but well, I'm amazed when Like an entire movie is done by one, but like I watched Inception I thought it was one of the best movies I've ever seen and at the end it's just like By Christopher Nolan. Yeah, but is that ever really true? I mean is it one person shot it?

Yeah, I mean, but there's a lot of it's like hundreds of people that work on that. Yeah, but does it do you know why? I'm 99% of the people don't have any creative input. How much do I have any people don't have any? They don't have any creative, but they're doing creative work. Well, I guess as far as like coming me like, hey, I have this idea. Would you like to work on it? I'm gonna hire you for these projects. You could be like, yeah, man. It was my idea

I created this and then these people did costuming and editing and filming Thank you podcast by Gasserola Like the end of every By Bernie Burns, I mean it seems like more like do you do that slow-mo guys like Gavin free? No, this must be honest. You have the credits on a YouTube video for stuff With credits on animated adventures. Yeah, yeah, you never watch your the end Notice credits. Yeah, we never really we never really had credits and anything here The first thing ever had credits on I remember it received was the comic

29% of people don't care who made stuff. They just want to laugh and then move on I I can't with you, you know, it's not a percent of people don't care who made stuff. They just want to laugh and then be like, I can't remember with you. You know? The big reason that we have credits on animated adventures is primarily to let people know what podcasts the animated videos from. Yeah, I think it's good. I'm raising it.

Right. Put names in the book. I have the problem with people working in the, and they want to put their name on stuff. That's still a fine. Let them do it. What do you care? They're going to say my heart drive.

Let them put his name on the fucking hard drive. Yeah, a bigger problem when I bought this, was it a Porsche hard drive? Oh, yeah A lesee Porsche and I just had to look cool. I thought I was such a sucker in the store. I was like oh, okay, I buy this God damn thing in 2012 comes with a proprietary cable. Oh, that sucks And I want to I just want to just chuck it out the window because I know I'm gonna lose the cable So I might as well just as you know thin. Yeah, let me I it out and I'll show it to you. Yeah, I've seen it. It's like a weird USB micro thing or something. Yeah, it's like it's notched in the middle.

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by the port? It's port design. Okay, the port. Neil got the shove on that one. I, for someone who was doing the other week that I was bitching about that iPhone cable changing. Like now this, this change is now suddenly not suddenly very upset by that. I was I Did change to you once you knew as a standard cable he said it was fine No, it says and no it is fine and also I didn't buy an iPhone 5 because of the cable. Oh Yeah I'm not a Best part of the new cable reversible this is the amount of times I put my cable in the wrong way

And then do you find right this is it I have devices in my car. I have device in my house in adapter No, no, no, you don't need you can just buy the new cable. Yeah, I'll do that listen I can't I can't I have a dog in your car. I have a dog at my clock at home. Oh, a dog at your clock Yeah, that's the one thing I thought about is traveling. Like, hotels have so many iPhone docs. Yeah. I was like, oh, this is the one thing that'll talk about it. Do you have a fine? This is something I'm noticed where if you're trying to plug in a cable, yeah, where you can't see, you're doing it by feel, you're trying to like reach around the back. Right. Reach around. That you can't

see to reach around. You can't commit to like, I can try both ways. Yeah. It seems like for a long time. But unless I actually look and like, teach. It seems like for a long time, but unless I actually look and like teach my brain that it is the right way, it won't go in. Like I can try both ways and be like, no, no. And because I'm not sure which way it is, I don't like commit enough to like push it in. And it's like, no, that's in fifth.

You're retarded. Yeah, I agree with Gus. When they redesigned the cables for USB, like some app we got a lot of shit about changing Accord was when they went full USB and they got rid of serial and parallel Do you remember that? Yeah, actually people gave me grief about the proprietary iTunes cable But the iPod cable who cares? But yeah, it was like mid 90s apples and we're not doing serial and parallel Interfaces anymore everything is USB. It's like you're fucking crazy

It's stupid. You know this is the way of the future just Just deal with it. Throughout your old serial and parallel stuff and coming future. When they had those colorful max. Yeah, the first time I get. And it's like universal. That's the first introduction to universal serial bus. You know this USB stuff and it was a new format, new cable, everything. And goddamn if they didn't make the cable, so you can reverse it and put it in the wrong way. Why not, if you're gonna start over, make it, so it only goes in one way,

and it's clear what way it goes in. It's a fucking wrecked thing. Or not be it, or something. Yeah, like, this shape, I think it went away. Right. Or making a triangle or something. So you can't put it in a certain way, or dip on one end, you know?

The triangle would be worse. That would be a bad one. You make a good point. It's like, like, like a circle, it'd be great. No, but this thing is the way to do it. You can't put it in wrong. It's like I like the reverse no way because I'm usually the one who keeps shoving in the wrong way and I'm like, fuck, why is this working? Oh, turn it around. I'm not like broken it. So I'd be cool with that. Yeah, I know why would they make it to that with the white thing on one side of it now?

Do we got to put it in one way? Doesn't make make any sense so I can't buy an iPhone 5 yet Because you're in the UK he's still disappointed. I know why you're making us be plug the exact same width as a network port So in this country you can't buy an unlocked iPhone 5 yet That's not you have to wait a bit you have to wait a month. Yeah, why so they can fulfill all their contract Or the day one unlocked You have to wait a bit. You have to wait a month. Yeah. Why? So they can fulfill all their contract or the first. In the UK, the day one unlocked. I have to, if I want one now, I have to buy it in the UK and then ship it in. I still don't understand why you don't just get a contract one.

I don't want to be on contract. I want every phone. What? Then sell it and just break your contract and get the next one. I don't have to pay for the next contract. It's probably going to be cheaper than buying it on the phone. If next year, I buy another phone on contract. I'm about two contracts going.

No, no, you can't do that Yeah, you have to break the contract you have to buy out of it. Yeah, which is probably you buy the rest of the contract The unlocked phone is more money. Yeah, I can sell it like I'm selling my iPhone 4s for 325 pounds Gavin you will be able to sell a locked phone to Customs service I guarantee you'll be able to do that. Yeah, but what am I gonna do with the the year left on that contract? You break your contract and start a new contract. How do you do that? You know, you don't do break my contract and they go okay He's gonna you're gonna have to charge you

I have to buy you See that's the funny thing everyone thinks he's contracts like oh, it's a two-year contract for this phone you get in and then if you look at the contract to break the contract 40 bucks Yeah, there's a little fee Why you like I can't I've just got this one I got you so I almost in that 40 bucks. Yeah, there's a little fee Why you like I can't I've just go this one I got you so I don't spend that 40 bucks I could if I wanted new iPhone because you don't spend no, no, I well that's also you know $400 on top of four bucks. I don't want to do that right now. I want to be clear to you I'm gonna get a new iPhone 5. I'm gonna get one absolutely. I'm just not getting one right now because I want the

Connector thing to get all worked out. I just want to wait till like third party manufacturers jump in. I just want to do everything in my life right now. So it's gonna make me wait a little bit. Just got a lot of it. I thought someone's bitching online was like, because of this cable change, I'm gonna have to spend $1200 in UK. I was like, I was thinking, how many fucking cables should you have? You lying son of a bitch.

Really? $1200 in UK. Bulls? Like this guy can't go more than two feet without having a fucking iPhone cable near the end of his house. There's a lot of like there's cars when you rent a car you plugs right in you have the cable right there yeah well I think on my car has a USB port so it's just meant I just plug in whatever what else you don't need that not gonna put those in cars Bluetooth you know I don't need to link to

your car everything looks in your pocket I have rented some really nice cars and my truck has a better setup for audio than some of the higher end cars that are out there. My truck has Bluetooth. And then you run the menu off the iPod. Or the iPhone. Some higher end cars, you have to pay for like the enhanced audio package. And I think rental cars come with like the base audio.

We have the plug of the cable, and they're mapping it to the dashboard. Oh, I know exactly what the car is talking about. You turn the dial to like to 800- Yeah, yeah. The Arthas is an old iPod, but it'll scroll wheel. Yeah. I mean, honestly, I don't know why we're talking about iPods, so much series the best for that.

We just play whatever. All right, playing that. You ever do that? You even think an artist? I do the first part of that where I tell Siri to play something and then it's like, lot. I go on your schedule.

It doesn't come here. Stop pulling someone. Then she wakes up from a dream and is mad at me. I don't have a good relationship with Siri at all. Nothing works. The only thing that you Siri for is to put appointments in my calendar, otherwise I would just never do that. The alarm's good too.

You can set an alarm, you wake me up and eat it. I couldn't be good for texting when you're driving, but I don't like that. You don't like that. There's why I don't like that. You don't like that. There's why I don't like that. It's gonna sell a little name. It's the universe. I get arguments with Siri because I say,

I say, here, I'm gonna do it right now. I'll do it right now. We never get sponsored by Apple. Shut up. Set an alarm for 5.30 AM. Okay, I turned it on. Oh, she did it normal. Yeah, we were talking about it.

Okay, so what happens is that when I tell her set an alarm for whatever time, and she always says, you already have an alarm for 7.30. I turned it on for you. It's like, bitch, don't be passing the aggressive with me. I don't even know I already have an alarm. I know I have an alarm.

I wake up at that time. I don't know why she tells me that. She didn't tell me that there, though. Because you I already have an alarm. I know I have alarm. I wake up at that time I don't know why she tells me that she didn't tell me that there though. I'm creating a new alarm. I Can't remember we're gonna get five third do it again You're gonna forget to turn it off make an alarm for 5 30 a.m I don't know what you mean by making alarm 4 5 3 I can't I can't I can't I don't know what you mean Don't know what you're gonna you fuck it Shut up set an alarm for 5 30 a.m.

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up a minute before my alarm every every day now. Is your alarm the same every day? No. Interesting. Last night I went to bed at 130 and I woke up at 5.30 this morning. I'm very jealous of you. Well, and I got up at 5.29 and I looked at my clock 5.29 and then my alarm was... I can do that if I'm going to go on a flight or something.

Yeah, I have a... Like my body like knows the wake-up is like you have to be awake to make sure you catch this flight. Yeah, but the hiding place is... Sets it's on alarm. If you have something important. That's pretty crazy. But I never really have that you know important thing

to it I was waking up but it's your job to forward country you know people want whatever so you did the cinnamon challenge on slow-mo guys hold up before we get you far away from doing we're talking about the shutter stock thing that you think about something then this is coming as a lesson of someone we were now in our tenth year of making DVDs. If you can, if you ever need any kind of content or anything like that, absolutely positively use anything that's royalty free or is cleared license-wise, because you do not want to go

back and figure out later what you do or do not have the rights to for DVD. I mean, luckily, maybe DVDs all along, so it's taken care of itself. We know when we put stuff on shelves that it's clear, but that was actually the problem of our first movies is we put a bunch of licensed music in there And it's just like now what the fuck do you know? I think well, I've used the same with Chase of Grey luckily Photo stock has very easy licensing to figure out There you go. You can upgrade your license if you would like to use it like that and you can also find libraries I mean, we obviously you know really appreciate shutter stock sponsoring the podcast

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I was seeing someone you knew like inhale it right? Yeah, my my cousin when you're younger he went to the hospital Kiss him and his friends get a cinnamon fight in the year Just cinnamon fight in the year. Just cinnamon fight. They're from Michigan. Oh, he is so crazy. It was funny though, because we were doing the outtrade to that video and I threw up a little bit. Like I spat water out and then I guess I just brought up some of my lunch,

but it was yellow and it kind of looked like he break an egg and the yolk comes out. Except I just threw up a yolk. And in the end I'm like, Oh, throw up a bit anyway. Thanks for watching. It's just going to be funny. It's so gross. I go I'm like, oh, throw up a bit anyway So gross yeah, I interrupted the filming of I will a little while ago I want you to say something in the moment. I would speak. I think I shot a little piece of egg So I'm a little embarrassed by that. I'm sorry guys. You're gonna kill me my phone And my part is you keep it on the fuck

Sorry, I'm sorry. It is all my fault the way We did something recently as me Gus and Joel or Gus Joel and I Lindsay cut that we were filming something and At some point Joel put a soda on the table and this is something that's gonna go out and it's like well We can't have sodas on the table and so like someone someone call them out Well, okay, we can if we want to reference so anyway, so someone call them out on it in the Julesy Oh, sorry takes it off table puts it on the ground and then later picks it up drinks it puts it back 30 seconds later that fucking soda is back on the goddamn table The footage is like oh it's back there

We wrap we like we start striking everything from like how did that soda enough on the table again? How long was that there? start striking everything is from like how did that sort of enough on the table again how long was that there? My god damn it So we have to like superimpose something over it or I don't know what we'll do about it So they can't talk about it. No, I can't talk about it. Yeah, okay. I have a thing. It's really cool I don't know how to identify tastes like someone will taste something. Yes, I'd be like oh, that's really that's really sweet Or like that's bitter or whatever, but I don't know what those taste are. Like I only know to associate stuff with because it is a sweet.

Sure. But like if you gave me a new thing that I'd never tasted before, I wouldn't know how to identify. I wouldn't be like, oh, that's really sweet. I just don't know what that is. I don't have taste. But you know how to, you know how to have like,

gutters is mad, don't you? You know, right? I go understand, yeah. It's so dumb. You were given a fish you've never tasted before and a piece of cake you've never tasted before. You couldn't be like, this is fucking sweet and this tastes like fish.

Well, yeah, it's even better. Even better, okay, so if we blindfolded you and then get, like had a variety of sweets. I know what things are, I know. That if you're blindfolded, you will know. Yeah, no, I know what the taste like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, because you can't see. Can my answer your line? To be with food I've never had before. Let's say you're both eating something. And you say, oh, this has distinct taste. And the other person says bitter. Then you know, oh, that's what I'm tasting is bitter.

Yeah, I just link it from what other people have said. So you don't know what the words mean. I don't know how to relate the words to the thing. You're like a food color blind. Everything to me just tastes like different foods. Food delivery. I tell you what, I can't classify. No, he's food-tarded.

It's a good to chase you. Yeah, what if their opinion of food is completely different from yours, but you've just adopted theirs, because you have no idea what you're talking about. I mean, I say cake is sweet, because people say cake sweet. And I know what cake tastes like. Is it sweet?

Is it Gavin? So, if I don't know. So if you had like a chemical, just like a chemical in a dropper, and then you just don't know how to talk. I wouldn't be able to class that under anything. I just be like, oh, it tastes like this chemical class that under anything I just like oh it tastes like this chemical It's too test so it tastes like this green pipette liquid

So then if we for example took water and had one jar of water that had sugar diluted in it And another one that had salt diluted in it, but I know what sugar tastes like I had a friend who he's actually the guy who plays Delta. Yeah, he said to you He doesn't like when people say that things taste like stuff He says because you don't taste anything you just feel it with your tongue and that was like that's so The taste bud just like rubbing on it. It's just you're feeling it with a different part of your body That you and you we call it tasting But it's just to wait your tongue feels

Which talk? with a different part of your body, and we call it tasting, but it's just to wait your tongue feels like. Which part does it look like saying something like, oh this cake feels really sweet. On my tongue? It's amazing you're upset. Yeah, think about it now. I love the fact that the body put the taste buds in a closed box of your mouth, because imagine if you had taste buds on your hands. Oh god. You like touch a door and I'm gonna be like, oh no.

The tongue grows. Shake your hand. I'm so glad the no! The glass in the gross. Shake it in. I'm so glad the body evolved with them in my mouth. Oh, if you're disgusting. Brain had a similar discussion, but it was in hugging, and he was like, you can never really hug someone. It's just two forces repelling off of each other. What does that mean?

I was like, I like the money, it was. It was, it was, it was, it was a damn hippie. It was really sad, but I was like, oh, it's kind of true. The way he said it was like, Brandon's like sexy voice is what I got. That's like Brandon in the morning. Hey, uh, morning guys. It's good.

Oh. Do you guys start off the day with like a hug? No, they don't. They just put the baby in the belly, they're in the stomach level. I realized, you know how you don't like to sign shoes? Yeah, I'm all about that now. Because the other day I was at Michael Lindsay's pool

and I didn't like, my feet were wet from the pool but I needed to pee. So I like tiptoed into the bathroom next to the pool, barefoot, it's the first time I've ever peed at your vinyl, barefoot. Man, you pee on your feet a lot. I was like, I don't tell that. And I was like, I just caked my feet and piss. Oh, imagine my shoes. They must be

Are Shoes are fucking building I hate touching shoes. Yeah, it's gross. Any any guys shoes Why did you Just the splash Point my knob down and piss alone my feet Or just as gross is the bottom of shoes. Is that a thing about all the shit? Literally, it's a thing and piss on the ground.

There's no clean part of a guy's shoe. Like the laces are tracking through it. The top of it's got splash. The underneath drop is what's for that. A shoe... Gross! Don't ever give me your shoes or disgusting. Take off your shoes.

You know what they say? The worst thing though is women's purses because they set them everywhere. then I'd think about it Or a guy's briefcase. I didn't think about that. Yeah, they're really disgusting and like case-wise And then the people come on the kitchen counters. It's like the first lady. Yeah, my purse is probably really gross It's just nasty and I mean the inside of woman's purse just the horrific That's just yeah, I don't want to go in there. There's loose change everywhere Women like to kind of funny thing.

I wish I had a Norris bag where I could put all my crap. I had that. Or it drives me crazy and I don't know about present company. My wife specifically, she doesn't put her phone in the same place all the time. I would drive me crazy. It's like, where's my phone? I don't know, would you leave it?

I don't know. Well, where do you normally put your phone, wherever I am? What does that mean? You don't have a place for your phone? You don't have a place for specific stuff? Like, if I can't find my phone? I don't know, where'd you leave it? I don't know. Well, where do you normally put your phone? Wherever I am. What does that mean? You don't have a place for your phone. You don't have a place for specific stuff. Like, if I can't find my phone, like, okay, it's either here or there. Yeah, there's only places to be.

One or two or three places. Yeah, it's gonna be. Phone while like keys are in the main cavity and then I have little pockets for other shit, like feminine needs and tissues and stuff. But then like my mom just throws everything in it once. So that sucks when you gotta find something and she's a dentist too, so it's worth.

So there's like toothbrushes and she's a fucking cavity. And then she's putting a brand of action Yes, well, I've never had I've never seen the dentist. That's good tea actually She has some fillings in the back for us from when she was a kid and like halfway through being a teen She decided she wanted me a dentist so she straightened up her act Did you feel like she had to I guess yeah, I don't know I wouldn't really want to like why would you go to a fitness trainer who's fat Dentists though is they can't work under on teeth though, right? Not my mom actually performed a root canal in herself

That is hardcore my her assistant came in when my mom's fucking nuts But she was sitting there with a mirror like doing the drill and she's like Dr. Tuggy would you just like hang on almost got it? All right, let's go to work Jesus Christ Holy can you not have a fight to perform a very specific service to people but I couldn't do it on myself It's like that Russian doctor in Antarctica right? Who service to you provide? No I think if I was like the world's best hot search I wouldn't benefit from it in any way Have you ever heard about that Russian doctor who's in Antarctica and the winter down there and he needs an appendectomy?

But he's only performing the appendectomy. So he got him, he got a mirror and cut his own appendix out of himself. Oh, geez. There's a photo of it. You can see on line of him like it's black and white. It's just like at the 60s I think and he's got like a mirror and he's like cutting the appendix out of himself. Oh damn. The mirror. What do you do?

You like, sew yourself up and then go, okay, I'm gonna fucking just pass out now. I mean, just pass out. I'm gonna pass out. And everything else. Did you, uh, uh, I don't know if you guys saw this, but there's an article right now on Reddit, which is about a woman, there's one recorded time in history that a woman has performed a caesarian section on herself. What?

Yeah, it was inrometious. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, I actually only saw the headline. I didn't actually read the article, but it was something about using only just a couple shots of liquor as an anesthetic. Oh, gosh. She gave herself a C-section.

What the fuck? Only couple shots of liquor. I'm glad the black and white are gone. What do you have there, guys? Do you think they made that black and white for the writing sport? Oh, my goodness. It's good that he one for the writing sport? Oh my god. It's good that he is the mouth protector.

I was wrong, there's no mirror, he's just going at it. He's digging it. Oh, right, so if it was in color. Were there a couple shots at Everclear Bernie? I feel like that's the only way that I can get most of the time. Yeah, like I said in reason. Someone brought us Everclear. I don't even call her a bad mom for drinking while she's pregnant.

You know, there's some other mother, there's a... I take a liquor. Someone brought us a bottle of every clear tart booth at Pax Prime on the first day. And I guess Nico had never seen every clear before. And he was like, oh, what's this? Did he pour it like a normal drink and took one swig? It was like, what was that?

It's true. I was like, it's everything. He's like, how strong is it? It just dries everything up. All your saliva's gone. Everything going, like it's going down your throat And it takes away all the saliva in there. So at the time it's your stomach. You're like, oh, I'm so dry inside I did that once yeah, I don't like people drink like that

Like I don't like shots that are like you know the gross shots the people have like I like sweet shots I like delicious. I'm sweet. You don't like spicy food either do you just like being yeah? I'm with I'm for that. I don't want to put my body through something unpleasant Yeah, it's like let's do do a shout out to 151. It's like, fuck you, I'm right here. I'm right here. I'm not okay with spicy food, I just hate putting spicy food up. It's so unpleasant.

I just go, I'm in, bad going out. Yeah, it's like, I don't just get like, people like to love this. Stop, stop, stop. No, it's not worth, and I'm always an idiot. Like I'm always the kind of guy. You're always an idiot, yeah, man. I'm always like, I shouldn't get too drunk because, you know, I don't need to wake up early tomorrow

and then I'm like, I'm like, I'll get drunk earlier than, you know, I don't need to wake up early tomorrow. And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'll get drunk earlier than, you know, be sober by the time everything's over. But it's the same as spicy food. It's like, this is delicious, but my asshole tomorrow is gonna be. I've already- I've never had a problem pooping spicy food once.

What was it, the man? It was the man. Yeah. It wasn't even the first time I met the man. It was a subsequent visit to the man. But I went, like, I think I had a little bit of false confidence, I ate a little more than I should have. Speaking of food, Gus, can we leverage the podcast

to somehow get on Hell's Kitchen, like be in attendance on Hell's Kitchen? That's what you want to do. Yes, that's what I use the power of this podcast to do. Like if anyone out there's listening, they can get us onto the dining room with Hell's Kitchen. I have one, so I'm kitchen for years, right? Yeah, I would never want to eat there

because there's a good chance you're going gonna wait there for two hours and then not eat I'll be okay I guess I'm the first half of the season, you know, but I would love to do that I would love to be on Hell's Kitchen Just like watch the chaos I would love for you to watch side by side simultaneously and a UK episode of Hell's Kitchen with Gordon Ramsay Yeah, compared to the American one. He's pretty easy. You can't really go to Ramsay It is mental.

It's so over the top. I watched the first episode of whatever last series was. I think I counted 70 cuts in the space of 20 seconds. It was like, and then every cut zooms or pulls back and there's like five super-sounding. God, it's a cooking shot. Oh, I'm down on it. No, the UK version of Kitchen Nightmares.

Well, it's real. the UK version is real. And he's like so quiet and soft spoken. It's like super long. Yeah, that's how he is. And he gets mad, he swears. But he's not like brutally mean from the get go. Like he's just met these people. It's like, you aren't idiot.

You're out. Get out. Get out. I saw the episode of the BBC version, or UK version of Kitchen Nightmare, where he went to France or something. And there's some woman who's running this restaurant. She did a terrible job, but he went and found like a new chef to take over for this restaurant They got it up and running and it went really well and he left and then he came back and was shut down

Like I'll come back a few months later to check in and he went and found the girl and hired her to take it to his restaurant Like you wouldn't track her down. It was like holy crap. I would much rather cool I'd much rather watch the reality show that is real and not just so over here. Oh, reality shows. I saw something while I was a... on vacation. I think no, god no. I think it's TLC has a new series called Breaking Amish.

Which is essentially like the Jersey Shore. But instead of the Jersey Shore cast, it was Amish people. So they like take these Amish people at one men and a night and they leave the Amish community and move to New York. Oh my god. And it's like, it's four Amish people at one men and a night who are all like transplanted from their communities into New York City. It's really, really interesting. I only saw the first episode. You know, you're gonna have to film me. What's there was an Amish person in the men and a night?

I didn't know either, I saw this. Not to be rude, I just don't know. A men and I can use some modern technology. Like, men and nights can use electricity and they can drive. Okay. But they still have the same fundamental beliefs as the army. Are they selected to do that? Like, you are going to be a men and I,

because we need you to take care of this job. Because it's a different belief. It's like different religious, like, Baptist and Catholic. It's different religions. I know. It seems like it, it's like different religious, like Baptist and Catholic. It's different religions. I know. It seems like it has the potential to be interesting. The first episode which I saw where they

tell their family they're leaving and they're all shunned and kicked out, that was interesting. So damn. I have not seen the second episode yet. Man, so I threw up this weekend. Oh, you did? From a way that I'm completely embarrassed about. Were you watching reality TV?

No, my guideway flex is getting worse and worse. I can now just think of something gross. Don't do it. But this is what happens to me. I felt kind of bad. I think I ate something weird. But I was trying to, I knew I was feeling like I could throw up, but I was just trying to hold it back

by like, you know, getting air and thinking about other stuff. I played Skyrim for like two minutes, and I went up to some, have you found mammoth cheese? Yeah, it's good. No, I mammoths are there's like this fruit thing the way I guess the mammoths eat out and when you harvest the stuff it goes like oh really gross noise I was like the trolls keep it I just threw up in my mouth a sound maybe throw off the sound effect from picking up mammoth cheese and scurry and maybe chunk I'm embarrassed by it. I'm looking about YouTube right now

No, the smell of puking if I hear people gag that's what gets me Concerns I know a lot of people are sensitive like that what I'm always concerned is that Someone's gonna throw up loudly on a plane and it's gonna trigger a on a plane and it's gonna trigger a chain reaction. We had to get out. This is a male and the sound and the confined space, like it'll just be like massive like, like, bubble. Sorry to be in the audience.

So much just throw up in like one of the intake vents of a plane. Oh, that was a waste. No, no one should do that. I was amazed that that's what movie throw up though. I was like throwing up on the laugh. People say it's not like such a pussy. It's terrible. My stomach is angry now. That's what made me throw up that I just could throw it up What's going to make his angry now?

All right, guys, health kitchen. Let's make this happen Well, I've been out. I've also been playing some steam games Oh, yeah, so I like I went back and I found Sim 5 again I played the show to Sim 5 and playing Counter-Strike go and I found I guess this other indie game that was featured called FTL Which is like faster than light and it's like super simple like you have to like Manage a little spaceship and the crew and you have to get like from one end of the galaxy to another while you're being chased It's like you and you encounter combat you have to like fix your ship and like out like upgrade and get better weapons and stuff It's really fun. It's like eight bucks. Huh. Have you heard of a game called curable space program? Curables no, it's a game where you build a rocket.

You have to... all the components of a rocket and you have to see if you can launch the rocket for a start and then you can try and orbit the Earth or like, or go to another planet you have these little dudes. It's like really... it's kind of complicated. Like, you need to... like, it's kind of like real orbits. It's stuff like that. But it's really cool. I think we should do a Let's Planet.

Like, first one to the moon or something. I don't know. It's really fun. Guess how... how's your flight simulator going? Fun. It's so fun. Yeah, how's your flight simulator going? Fun. Yeah, I'm still flying. Who is it? So people were making fun of me on the, on the PAX flight. They were telling me that I should launch the flight simulator

on my laptop and bust out the joy stick and fly the route we were on. Oh, no. No, we were making fun of you. That'd be fun. You know, what are you doing? I'm controlling the flight. I'm taking a ride.

I'm thinking of seeing. Have you ever played it on your giant TV? Yeah. Just sitting in front of the TV so it's like life-size. Yeah, it's pretty fun. I TV so it's like life-size. Yeah, it's pretty fun. I think yeah, a flight team might, too, it supports multiple monitors, so you can get like Yeah, get the siphon.

Because they just gave you the ability to look around in flight-simulate. Yeah. You can even do the thing where you mount the thing on your head and when you turn your head it like does the thing. So I've been playing it very specific. I've been playing as well. Yeah. So wait, you might have the thing on your head, If you turn your head away from the monitor your monitor changes

No, I mean like I think it's like a height like if you're looking out and you want to like look at the ground through the plane You could do that like lean up and you can see over the front that just seems silly It's kind of like a guy and takes the plane into a dive It's like for a lot. It's just like gives you that sort of 3D There would be helpful in the fight similar like there's a button to like go up and down Because like you can just, you can just, you can just, you can just, you can just, you can just, you can just, so what, so what he's doing is he's sitting up higher.

I mean, it's the same thing. No, it just means you, you just have, I mean, you just do this like, you have to copy, yeah, you can just like glance. Can you turn around and check on the past? I just make sure they're okay. Yeah, I've been playing as well. I mean, yeah, I said I would give you my yoke,

my flight yoke that I have, and so I got it out and it's like, I'm going to play. Someone sent me a link, I haven't downloaded it yet, but there's a mod, flight simulator X. It's called like plane simulator X or some shit, where, or airline simulator X, where it simulates passengers in your plane, and you have to run a small airline. It's awesome. And like they start screaming if you like to play crazy.

That's what everyone would do. You know, the whole purpose of having passengers and rollercoaster tycoon is to be able to wreck them and kill them. Yeah, take off the track and let them go into a lake. Yeah, the most satisfying part, I still say the most satisfying part of playing the flight simulator is turning on and off the passenger belt sign. That's what I said just fuck it up. Put the rope, and send your ass down.

Get down. Everyone behave back there. Did they have a button for the oxygen masks that come down if you're in a very high pressure situation? I don't think the pilot control that, didn't you? I think that's automatic. I think you can probably overwrite, I don't know, if there was a button having found it yet. I know a guy who's on a plane with a mask came down. Oh really?

At least the loudest sound you've ever heard. It's really, it's not like 50 shot guns to kill the machines. Well it's like, but juj! A lot of safety stuff in vehicles is powered by explosions. Yeah. Like an airbag is just, it's an explosion, it just fills the airbag with air. A lot of safety stuff in vehicles is powered by explosions. Yeah. Like an airbag is just, it's an explosion, it just fills the airbag with air. And they don't even have like airbags have giant holes in the back because they would blow

up, they would just explode if they weren't like, what are you laughing at? Some of my favorite videos online are when people pull airbags out of steering wheel. Oh god. And then they have somebody sit on them. Oh yeah. It's like dumb moves. It's like, oh, I don't want video where they put it in a couch. And they didn't tell the guy. And he says on the guys talking and posing with them and they take a bus fly off the couch.

Oh my god, it looks so big. I think they said that it literally bruised his ass hole. What is this? It's like a bomb. He's in a bomb. Jeez. They deploy it at speed of sound. I think they said that it literally bruised his assholes. What is this? It's like a bomb, he's in a bomb. They deploy it at speed of sound. An airbag will be out and fully inflated before your head is come off the headrest. You can drive like a hundred miles an hour and you'll still be like,

twoop, done. Yeah. Because I always thought that they would flip out and hit you in the face as you're hitting them. So it'd be like being punched by the car, but it's not. That's what you're not supposed to put your feet on the dashboard if you're a passenger. Oh, can't imagine what that would be. You can be a driver.

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Yeah, you can be a driver. Yeah, you can be a driver. Yeah, you can be a driver. Yeah, you can be a driver. Yeah, you can be a driver. the weight and it flings the kids. So I think I'm on truck that's been bugging me and this is really specific but in my old truck I could turn the car on which in Texas in the summer can be really important. And then I could lock the doors and shut the doors with the car running. I can't do that in my current car. It detects I'm not sitting in my seat and it unlocks the doors again. I'm like fucking truck. I know what I'm doing. There's probably something to check your user manual.

It's probably something way to disable that. Probably so. Like I know there's like a way where you could disable disable like if you know if you drive with your seatbelt off It'll make that beeping noise. Yes. I know there are some ways you can turn that off really yeah Yeah, but it's like something that Yeah, it's just show me the dude I don't know why I just I'm really crappy about putting my seatbelt on pretty bad like that. I don't know why I don't know why I just like I don't know

You were pretty bad. I don't know why I don't know why I just like I don't know It's not like the hot to adjust it's you just forced the habit and then you do it out of habit He is mr. Safety in a car. He was complaining the other day We were in a car and you were complaining about something. He's not Complaining about people in the back seat not buckling up. That's his big thing. Yeah, you do it Shrap in I don't want to be killed by your dumb dead bonny Yeah, do it. Shrap in. I don't want to be killed by your dumb dead boni Is it come colliding in a taxi? Yeah, I always buckle up in a taxi I do not trust a cab driver for shit. Well, you just don't put a seatbelt on a cab a lot of times I don't why what's the difference between a cabin and a regular car?

Nothing as Louis CK says cabbage or magic just forget it get it Yeah, did you give you guys been watching the new season of Louis? I have not actually. It's really interesting. A lot of people have dropped out the season. I don't know why. I watched the first seven or eight episodes when I haven't watched the last couple. That's been good. It's been good. I'm trying to get a definitely star slope because.

I love the stuff of this kid's, man. When he has his kids on the show, and they're not his kids, but, you know, I think the weird thing this season where he's had these daughters the entire time. The daughters are adorable. Yeah, these two cute little, and this is relevant. Two cute little white girls. And then all of a sudden, the third season they introduce are adorable. Yeah, these two cute little and this is relevant to cute little white girls And then all of a sudden thirties and they introduce his ex-wife who's black and he said I'll give a fuck

I just like the actress That's funny. Yeah, they don't even address or anything in the show But I've seen the interview with them. We said it's like yeah mom's black. I thought she was good actress There've been any really great episodes like probably my favorite episode the last season was a duck Benson episode Like it was like oddly like it was it was funny. It was oddly touching, you know That's a really thing like that at all If you want to get for touching there was one where they go to a funeral, you know that one That's was Robin Williams in a doubt. Yeah, there's a lot of people I found who just won't stomach rather

I hated it like I turned it off my first house robin Williams But then I went back and watched it was good It was a good episode. Roman Williams is I like him in his serious roles better actually I'm older than when I've been he's younger. Yeah, much better. Yeah The way he shoot Louis is a man. They everything's so shallow depth of field like you really sort of see people's faces I was amazed at Robin Williams eyes like Very like bright blue, but you don't really see that in someone's guy. I like another look you're talking about.

I really liked that as well. Like everything's so sharp because the illusion of sharpness because everything else is so blurred. Right. And that's hard to do with like just people chatting, it's hard. There was a shot in one of the episodes this season where I think he was gonna take a piano lesson.

And everything was in focus as they were coming up and they sat down and came into frame and gotten focus and I thought that was really cool and it's so weird for a show like Louis Yeah, for comedy show, but did you like there's one episode this season that's gonna Chloe's Vigny in it? Okay, you're with the episode where he has extra the woman and she asks against back and then she freaks out Oh, yeah, yeah, it's like horrible No, I think you should be a club that they like This season they come back and go die here together or something. Oh yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That woman comes back. But no, but there's a Chloe speaking to you one that's along the same line to that. And that one's actually, it's half of the show is one story and half the show is another story. Okay. That was good.

That was a pretty cool format for Louis. Is that woman this fucking crazy? That episode, she's like, hey, if you come with me, die here. Help me look for her and try to give you a blowjob. I'm just helping you. No, no, no, I must just like, stop it. And then she has a freak out in my care. Speaking of, we're not anymore,

but speaking of cool stuff and cars, what was with that car we had in LA, where you could see your car from above. It was like there was a camera just hovering above the car. There's aerial view, right? You could see the front and the sides and the back. But from the top down, what? That's awesome.

I don't, what? Like, I drive a pickup truck. I don't really drive an truck. But there's a weird thing when I rent cars. If it's like an extra 10 bucks a day, I'll rent like, this was an infinity SUV that we rent in. Okay. No, I saw.

Because then you get to drive a bunch of different cars and figure, oh, this kind of car like. So you had to charge her one time. Like, it's souped up charge. That was pretty awesome. Yeah. Try to run all you in there. Yeah. So, I up charge That was pretty awesome. Yeah, I'm running all you know. Yeah I tend I when we go out of town. It's in a were rent ridiculous stuff but uh, this was an infinity SUV and you know you put it reverse and you get the rear view camera

This had another camera that was over the car and would show you everything around the car We have no idea where the camera I feel like a telescoping camera that like shot. Yeah, what it was I think was a camera on the front, back and sides pointed down. And it would piece it together. And then it would like, merge all the images around a sort of model of the roof of the car. But it looked really good. I even drive it.

Like, well, were you looking at our own car from the... I was like, look it up. Was it? Was it only when you were in reverse? Yes, so we just saw parking. It was, but you can see like, the entire area around the car. Like, it's impossible to back in something with that. It was awesome I love I love the way technology is good

That's what nicer than the backup because I've accidentally almost hit like bicycles or something That's really short that you can't see in the backup because if you're in a truck like my dad as a truck And you see the truck bed, but you can't see past that so there's like little toys or something I'll run over the tiny children there. They we don't count them One of the guys I worked with backed into offense because he was so used to his car's auto sensor for the back and then he had a, I guess he had maintenance on his car so he had a different car. I just went, oh, I was waiting for the beep.

I am back there. You know, my truck does have a rearview camera and he's made me when I get an accord that doesn't have one, I'm just kind of reckless, honestly now. We had it. And we're just like, yeah. No, I actually, I'm just kind of reckless, honestly now. We got it. And we're just like, yeah, yeah. No, I actually upgraded my car. I had a CRV, a Honda CRV. My old one had a backup camera,

my new one doesn't. And it took me a good, like, probably two months to get used to not having it again. So you go, like actually turning around and looking behind me and taking care of you. Yeah, I see a car then, is that what you said? Yeah, I think I got a new car that was shit here. So now.

Do you just make the backup noises with your mouth? Because I do that sometimes, I'll be like, beep, beep, it's like I'm in my car. Do you know? I'm a new car that was shit here. So now, do you just make the backup noises with your mouth? Because I do that sometimes I'll be like, beep, beep. It's like I'm in my car. Do you realize? I find it so dependent on technology. Like my car has like that built in GPS. It's always updating.

And sometimes if I'm in traffic, I'd be like, oh, does this street like go around? And does it connect down the way? And I'll look over at the dashboard. If I'm in another car, traffic. I look instinctively look at the center console. Like for more information like oh no there's nothing there. There's I mean and when you run the features and cars like why have we had this all

long? There's one where the driving it was in LA I don't remember what what brand of car it was what model but the passenger side mirror on there so when you're going to like change lanes to the right or the left either way but when you go to look at it it would have the mirror But then also a little yellow icon if there was another car next to you. Oh cool So there was no blind spot in other words. So always was that the little icon there Hey, there's a car right next to you. That's really like anywhere at all I'm amazed car story each other more changing lanes Because you always like look into the other lane and see if it's clear

But what if there's a car on the other lane and you both go into the middle lane? Yeah, the person behind the always has an advantage of seeing that happening and getting out of the way Yeah, but what if they're side by side on different on the out to late? I get it, yeah, I'm going to go in Oh, jeez Usually I speed up a little bit Yeah, normally like I try to put some distance Yeah, you don't drive very much

Yeah, that actually happens kind of frequently Yeah, we both jockey for position you just figured out. Yeah, I mean, you have you ever driven a car? Mm-hmm. And what was the situation that you drove a car? I was taking driving lessons Did you pass I never did the test I was about to take a test and then I came here to America really to not this time But like when I think we were doing re re re relocated. I came over and I was like, oh, I never took the test and then I just never go out to it god I think we're doing re re re relocated. I came over and I was like, oh, I never took the test and then I Just never go out to it. God

Interesting. Hope you say you don't like like I was we were somewhere the other day and I was gonna throw you my keys I said just drive my truck home. I would I honestly I wouldn't even a cared But you were like I just I didn't ask because I figured you just wouldn't do it. Well, I don't have a license Can't get pulled over I get deported would you really, I get deported. Would you really? Would you get deported? Well, for driving that license, probably. Yeah, I'm pretty sure if I get arrested, I'm gone. You get the trouble here, because the car's on your insurance. What's the difference? Well, if it gets pulled over or something.

It's more serious, right? Yeah, I would be surprised. I would be surprised. I don't know him, he stole my car. I told him to do that. He's out from the start. What? No, I don't know this guy.

We should do something correlated with immersion. What's that? Do something in immersion where I can drive a car. Oh, that'd be fun. Yeah, that would be fun. Oh, terrifying. Like, maybe we could do something where you've never driven a car, so if we drive a car via remote or something like that,

would you have an easier time? Because your only experience driving is literally when you find a way to drive a car with an Xbox controller. And I bet I'd be the best at it Yeah, because you've never driven a car in the other way. Yeah, that's bizarre I just want to get hey can we go to that f1 track like the are not the f1 track the um the the go-kart track the K1 K1 K1 speed. I want to go there so bad. Absolutely man. It's like 50 mile an hour go-karts That's awesome one of the most amazing things about sounds great to me. Let's do it guys. What are you?

Listen, I'm kind of sending you One of the most amazing things about sounds great to me. Let's do this. What are you with? I'm kind of sending you a message. I'm just like, come on. I tell you what to do it. I tell you what to do it. I'm telling you what to do.

I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do.

I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. I'm telling you what to do. stuff like like the f1 thing like I brought it up Like that dude the dude got hit in the face. We got him mass. He didn't die

Yeah, yeah, and so like I brought I was like okay, he's so really hurt like people like pissed off like how can you not you don't even talk about if you don't know about it I was like fuck you It was a bad incident. It's still scary. I mean I get told every single day about something I've said I just don't care actually we're not the audience defends you quite a bit. They do they do they say It's because like some of the points I'm saying are right but anyway Things about a song being generous one of the most fun things about a formal and race track I've filmed on a few of them and there And there's always a separate track for the crew, which you go under the track or over it in some places. But you can drive like you're on a racetrack.

So if we need to shot from this angle, it's like, yeah, do that. Right now we need to get over there quickly. So it's like, and everyone drives like an absolute maniac. Because they're kind of surrounded by a Formula One race. And also there's no cars on this other track. It's like there's two tracks. It's one for the crew. It's pretty fun. Really? And you're racing very fast cars. There's two tracks. One for the crew. It's pretty fun. And you're racing very fast cars to get your shots.

So you hold up. Can you race on their film crews? But you never think about it unless you actually like you are there. What's with these other roles? That's like the infield it like Daytona and stuff. Like do you know anything about that? What is that? So the infield is, you know, the tracks are circular, right?

Like they're big tracks. Like NASCAR tracks. Or even like horse racing. Like the pre-ness, or like the... A big left turn. Yeah, so they have these big, like, you know, things in the middle, which is kind of like these big open gaps. They actually have like these crazy fucking parties in, like, at these race tracks.

Might like, I'll met you to the space, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So like Daytona, they have like, people bring up like RVs and it's like just a crazy party the whole time. So there's like cars going around, like, a couple hundred miles an hour around them and they're just like getting trash And so has there ever been a wreck that like propels itself into the infield and like kill the bunch of people out Stuff doesn't crash in was a nascar I guess In there should have pulls it out. Yeah, you see the wheels go out. It's probably the safest place to be in all

That's funny I know you just grab power, but we gotta start wrapping up I'm giving you a little bit of warning now, so you can try to derail me for that guy. What's the guy's name? Dale Virginia. Yeah, I've seen the The trailer hard I've seen the clip of him the the crash that killed him Doesn't look impressive, right? It's like how did he die? You never know man? He kind of like he just like slides and he's pushed It's not only he hit the wall at a corner like he hit the front right in like that

Like jolted him in a way that broke his neck. Yeah, it just seems like you do. I think I think he broke his neck I could be wrong. Sorry. He's still alive. Okay He died on the last lap of his last race Terrible that is awful. I only know who he is because of baseable Basic of all the cab driver basekipal They get the kid on his barris basekipal was my favorite movie. That's a great I really like that I was better

No, no Was like my first I think on the first rude movie I ever saw kind of just like stuck with me I saw it when I was a teenager. It was like my first, I think on the first rude movie I ever saw. Kind of. Just like stuck with me. I saw it when I was a teenager. It was just awesome. There was like Ernest Borgnine, like a hundredth movie or something. I think it was Robert Vaughan's 100th movie.

That's what it was. Yeah, it was someone. And then I got to work with Robert Vaughan on hustle. I was like, how are you going to say Robert Vaughan? He would be so indefensible to me. Did my favorite thing you've ever been in? Basically. So awesome. I didn't say I was a big fan of baseball.

Yeah, that was like Jeannie McCarthy when she was still hot and less crazy. Yeah, and that didn't have that diet thing going on. Yeah, and Victoria Solstead was in it at that point. That was just, yeah. And then Tray pocket did the common. It was just good. Yeah. He was in the last lap of the race.

Team turn three. Jeez. I thought it was his last race. I mean, technically his last race. He'd die. But it was so fast even if you have a roll cage in your car like any little small movement It's like we talked about the conclusive force like there's that look yeah Yeah, just like it'll you'll you'll lend you a thing thing with a crash it fast enough speed

I've talked to a lot of medics where they will say the The most lethal crashes the ones where you just stop quick. Yeah, you have to roll You can just be like whoops, I don't need a dead, because the car stops moving and you keep moving. But a car where you roll and even sometimes get ejected, you're actually decelerating a sensible speed, even if you're rolling upside down, you're coming to a stop slowly. You're not just hitting a wall.

The scariest is the invisible fire that you can get. Oh, that's a terrible other. That's an awful fuel. No, it's the same thing like with a bar fight. You just never know, like a punch, you could like get some of the ground and punch him the face for 30 minutes and Yeah, they're mad at you somebody else you punch him once they fall down there dead Out

Next day, and it's like I got punched in the face I literally just happened in Austin somebody just died because they got decked on six streets It literally just happened in Austin somebody just died because they got decked on six streets Oh, yeah, there's a special rule for that as well where it's not murder It's just like thin skull syndrome whatever that thing is there's like a Tane for the name for like if you accidentally punch someone and kill you Your honor I did not murder me was thin skull Thin skull I was reading for my drink and my fist hit his head. I think the term we have is that the US is manslaughter. It's that you cause the death of somebody.

But you directly call it a murder. It was not premeditated. Yeah. Yeah. So it's any murder if you plan it? I think I just have to prove intent. I think it's a video. Well, it's like driving recklessly and killing someone if you're drunk driving or something

like you didn't necessarily mean to kill. No, that's because you're involved. Drunk driving is murder. Yeah, that's vehicular. Did you guys hear about the rapper? That's 10 kills in Hayler, right? It's It's not rappers you've never heard of in your life But he tweeted about driving drunk and then killed him in three of his passengers like two minutes later Oh Jesus, he like was having drunk and going 140 on the freeway whatever yellow

Yellow driving and tweeting and please say it was Chris Brown, please say it was He got an awesome Nick tattoo though. Damn it. Jesus Christ. Alright we're gonna wrap up. I got it. I got it. Come to Daven's Defense here. Daven's The Thin Skull Rule that is on here.

What? Yeah. The Thin Skull Rule is invoked in personal injury cases when a person was previously existing. Hold on a second. I am loading it now. I was reading off the preview. But yeah, there's something called the Thin Skull Rule.

Do babies apply if thin skull? No, that's not skull. I was reading up the preview. But yeah, there's something called the thin skull rule. Do babies apply the thin skull? No, that's not skull. All right, we're wrapping up. I mean, this thin skull rule is invoked in personal injury cases when a person with a previously existing medical condition suffers an injury, the results in greater harm to that person that if they had not had the preexisting condition.

Not exactly what we're talking about, but he didn't know about this thing. So, blue poles, blue poles. Yeah, but numbers are taking you at your word every time you talk. It's because I know God really. If he gets punched in the head he will die. And I think that's, that's why he, you know, he can't get in a fight if any sort of...

Is he an asshole? Does this guy, this guy, my brother knows, who's in a horrific car accident, where someone was on drugs and driving, crashed it. I think killed everyone else except him. And he was in the hospital and they said there was telling his parents, your son has a probably three or four percent chance of living. He will never walk again. And he survived. And he walked. Like he's okay. But he's like, he's like, a liar doctor. But it's like, they're, they're amazing. It's like some sort of medical

miracle. But it's just amazing that the body can survive such Yes, I was just a couple things I would talk about first of all you said you were playing steam games. Yeah, did you play black mace yet? No, I have not played that yet So black mace is a community built mod for half life Which is they made half life again, but in HD But they also had additional content. I'm not far enough into it yet. Yeah, I believe they recreated it with the source engine and I think there's new content but I don't know for certain. Like the guns don't look anything like guns from Half-Life.

They sound it and felt really different. Have you played it? No, I just watched videos from it. Oh, okay. But it's like, it's Half-Life 1 and Half-Life 2 engine, right? Right, yeah. I did pre-order natural selection 2 via Steam though. Did you really?

Yeah, it comes out in October. You know, Borderlands 2 comes out this week in fact I guess the time of yesterday the time A lot of people are listening to this podcast. It will already be out. I'm pretty excited about that Anybody want to go up with me through borderlands 2? I think we're gonna do let's play in it for borderlands 2 I don't play it like cuz I I haven't played any borderlands at all and I will my first experience It looks pretty cool if anyone wants to do like a let's play series now like once a week where we're just like playing over a long period Time I want to do that with the oblo well with hardcore, but if I'll do that, I mean it's just fun for

person to come up. I'll do it. Yeah. Hey, you two football kick-ass this weekend. Anyway, move on. Not all this work you're gonna get this. Cut that. All right. I gotta bring this up. This is like one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life and I don't know why it strikes me as so funny. You guys know William H. Macy. Yeah, so he's the guy from Fargo and he was in Boogie Night's dressy. He's a hot three. He's a hot three. We're gonna forgive him for that one. He was in the cooler, which is an awesome movie. So apparently there's this widely circulated rumor about William H. Macy along with like the like Richard gear in the gerbil Yeah, or like other things like that. I didn't know about that one was okay he had a

juggling is off yeah yeah apparently that was somebody I think apparently worn baby made up that rumor and circulated by Richard year that's also that's what I've always heard that he was the guy who came up with that rumor I'd be very proud that's like leisure and also making out with he is winning it was weird. I don't believe H. Macy is apparently a renowned Boomerang collector and he has a wife collection of Boomerang

and he has like extensive like like people all over the world like sending Boomerang and nobody to do that collection. He doesn't like it. And people in the press will always ask him about his Boomerang collection. He's like I Is that people send them to him and he can't throw them away They just keep coming back to his windows

You like I caught this one myself to put a footer I wonder who's sure to room it will he make face he loves He makes Vasey loves Boomerang. We should all sign one and send it to him. We must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed. I must be so annoyed.

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Yeah, freeze me. Have you ever thrown one of those aerobie ring ones as far as hard as you can? I have not. I have one. I have one. I have one. If we have one, there's a field down the road that we can go to. Just try to hit.

Just try to hit. It's a good, probably like 300 yards. I would like to hit a woman in the face. Did you hit a woman in the face? No, I was a boss wine cup. That happens in the between. She even went between a kite flying with my kids and zlker because I may might have invited you I think the bottom and I go to and we had an aerobi there and the kids were so tired from throwing it You know whatever that one of my kids had his kite and what's way the hell they're so happy yet I just don't he wouldn't let go of it. I had this big spool

And sure not Teddy my seven-year-old who's jackass he let's go Until the spool I'm watching the kite get away and I'm watching spool like bounce across the ground I chase that thing Full tilt spring all the way across Zilker and the way I got it is I don't know how this happened This is like one of the things you could never try in a million years You were actually purposely trying to do it so guys in guys in there play this kid and the spool goes by him and it R I Am I been chasing you?

If I hadn't been chasing you, you might have killed the guy. You're about to be lost. You're like black. You're like black. Excuse me, sir. My kite's around your neck. Oh, that's awesome. You're just sitting there all of a sudden, you're choking. You're being choked out.

I love the things that you have to apologize for, because it's the thing today. But you have no control over it. I'm sorry, sir. I didn't do it, but I'm really sorry that this is happening to you right now. I'm almost hung you and hung you. it. Yeah. Like I'm sorry sir. I didn't do it but I'm really sorry but this is happening to you right now. Sorry I almost hung you in front of you. This is awesome. Alright, let's get some food.

Hey we're real lunch. We're actually gonna lunch some more today. Food. I want Jesse Mike. Rudy, you sound like something quick. That sounds like it, what's really? Yeah. Oh, the wraps are good.

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