Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #187

Episode Date: October 10, 2012

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For 30% off your new account, go to Shutterstock.com and use offer code rooster teeth 9. That's rooster teeth and the number 9. Hey everyone, welcome to the rooster teeth podcast. Hey, it's a podcast. It's a Gus. Gavin. Jack. I'm Bernie.

The horse voice. Horse voice. Horse voice. Horse voice. Horse voice. Horse voice. Horse voice. Horse. Bernie the horse voice horse horse horse horse horse because we went to the University of Texas versus West Virginia Is it West Virginia University? I don't even know. Yeah, it's what WVU. So West Virginia University So the mountain years we're not gonna get right into sports right away, but let's put it this way I went with Jack Barb and Ali Bakes and it was a hundred one thousand people in the stadium It was the record crowd for that stadium. Wow. It was

93 points scored in total in that game, and the game was decided by three points. It was a great game. It was a great game. We had to see what the screened your head off, because that game was Saturday, and it's Tuesday night, and you still can't come up. Your voice goes quicker than anyone else.

No, his voice was okay after the game. I don't know what happened to it. It slowly over time it like wears out. It's ever since I started playing church and I yell as church, I just did some of my voice wear. If I yell, I'll just yell my voice out every time. And that's, I don't know what it is. Yeah, I've seen you blow out your voice

in one or two yells. Yeah, I can do it. I can blow my voice out fast. That happens to me in bars and stuff. Like if I go out, because my voice is a lot deeper, so I've just speak really, really loud to be like heard over loud music and stuff. so I can throw my voice out super fast. I never even thought of that as being a sheet.

It sucks. Yeah. So girls are easy to hear, are they? Yes. Is that why they always get so fast at bars? No, I can't do that. No, that's not it. I'm gonna have to do it.

I think there's two other reasons. There's gonna be some other reasons. Yeah, I can think of a couple of reasons. That is his biggest pet peeve, Gus's biggest pet peeve. What? Yeah, I think I'm thinking about a couple reasons that is his biggest pet peeve Gus's biggest pet peeve What is you ever watch Gus in a bar try to get a drink? He gets so fucking mad. I'm so fast. I don't know why I'm normally not like this But when I'm in a bar, I feel like I should be served first I want my drink right now. Here's what I think it is Gus

I think when you're standing there at the bar with your money Here's what I think it is, Gus. I think when you're standing there at the bar with your money, then you think everyone is looking at you. And you're like, it's a two social of a situation for you. And you just get panicky. Well, no, but I don't understand. I think what it is for me is I hate being obstructed from completing my transaction. I'm there. I know what I want. I have money, like, just complete the transaction. You should try that next time you're in a bar, just start screaming, please complete my transaction.

Like why can't I make it myself? Just let me reach over the bar. I'll grab the J and I'll grab the bar. Give me tricks to try to get a hold of the bartender, like I just shake money. Yeah, like a 20-year-old something like tapering on the bar or something. So they see, oh, that guy's got cash out ready to go.

But that doesn't work. Everyone does that though, that doesn't work. I thought that's pretty much it. Oh, okay, well I'd probably be like, I find that, well, over here I have to, that doesn't work. I feel like I'm doing it. I'm not everyone. Okay, well I'd probably worry. I find that, well over here I have to, because it's in a loud place, I have to yell, but it's something about my accent when I'm yelling, makes me sound really pompous. I'm like, I have something about your accent.

I'm not sure what it is. But what it is like, I'm no volume. I sound really English. Everyone is like, I'm not in your accent. No, no. That can't be a bad thing in a bar though. Well English accent. Yeah. It's pretty good. It's okay. It's a little thing in a bar though. What English accent? Yeah, it's pretty good

It's okay. It's a little bit like having a super power. It never lets me down And then I go back to England and I'm just like a regular bloke I gave Gavin a ride home yesterday and he nearly wet his pants He was so happy because we passed a woman driving a nasty Martin on I-35 We get you do you guys it? We saw an estimate in DB7 some hot bird driving the car on the phone It was it was side so can I can I say something well I find a girl a lot more attractive if she drives a really shitty car what because that's Opportunity I can help that I can't do anything girl woman in the ass Martin. There's nothing I can How do you feel about this girl is driving enormous pickup trucks?

I'm okay with it that terrifies me why because like I don't know it seems like this here we go I don't know like I've seen I've seen a lot of people getting car accidents and it's just something about like tiny people in big vehicles. Go ahead and say, go ahead and say what you were gonna say. No. Just go ahead and say it. I just say it. I just say it.

I dig myself into a hole every time I talk. I need it. I'm gonna stop talking right now. Everyone knows the hole you're in, everyone can see you. You're locked to here, I'm just finished yourself off. I'm saying. He's been kicked. How could you beat this out of the hole, man? No, I just couldn't cover this. I just climbed out. I was just finished yourself off. Same. He's been kicked out of the hole now.

No, I totally covered that. I didn't see that. It was fine. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. It's not quite as easy anymore. You know, motherfucker. That's one of the situations where when you start

to make a faux pas, you say something stupid. And the recovery or the cover up is 10 times worse than what you're actually going to say. When you start backtracking, it's a lot of fun. You're actually going to say. When you're trying to get back on it. You really start backtracking. You start trying attention to it repeatedly when you're trying to backtrack. It's like you're just reinforcing what that thing is that you say. It's like when someone bought in public and they tried and hide it by making another noise,

like with their mouth, that sounds similar to a fart. Have you ever done that? No. I mean either. Often you hear fart in public. Where are you going? I just like, if I'm in a quiet place and I just let one go, I mean either. Often you're parted public, where you go here. I just like if I'm in a quiet place and I just let one go I'll be like and then I'll try and like make a similar noise with my shoe on the floor or like just like you know like make it out like it wasn't. I've done before right like I'm in a chair and the chair makes a weird noise yeah so I can't get the chair to do it again yeah you have to prove that it wasn't you right that's the other that I've done

that's the other scenario. I also do this weird thing too I chair to do it again. Yeah, you have to prove that it wasn't you. Right. That's the other. That I've done. That's the other scenario. I also do this weird thing too. I used to do it a lot of the other day and the more, if I yawn really big, sometimes I would burp. I mean, randomly as part of that. Like the mouth opens and the diaphragm's like, oh, let's get it right now while we can. It's pushing on that.

Too much to understand. It's very efficient. So I give for money was running my digestive tract. All right. Should we take a question right away? Oh really? That's a question. That's terrifying. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so of Dexter and I had a weird dream that there was like I wasn't my kitchen and there was blood on

the floor and I was trying to clean it but it wasn't scary. I was just cleaning the blood off my floor. As you do. Yeah, as you do. It was routine, you know, boring. Did you ever find out what the blood was from? No, no. It was just like there was just smears of blood and it was like all right, that's kind of weird but I was fine with it so maybe my dream might be good. Are you afraid of blood? Like do you get queasy at the side of blood in real life? I do actually like real fine real blood. Yeah, my dream. I was okay I'm it's it's quantity for me like if someone's cut himself and it's like spewing down their arm I'm okay with it if I see a puddle of blood like the way you can see like the depth of the blood That's really disturbing. It's like a volume of how much is that guy alive?

I'm the reverse of that like a volume to me almost seems fake How much is that guy alive? I'm the reverse of that. Like a volume of me almost seems fake. Whereas like, I remember once I'm in high school, my teacher had like one of those, like the finger-picking things for like the, what, do I be able to, yeah, like a diabetes test. And he just poked his finger in like a little drop of blood

and something about like that needle going through his skin and the blood coming out. Like I turn like, like she white and I'd leave the room. I just sit like this dude. Like it, I was like, man. What about you? Are you like, queasy with blood? Not really, I just, it never reminds me of a story though. A guy I just sit on the floor, like it was like, how about you, are you like, queasy with blood? No, really, it reminds me of a story though,

a guy used to know, the guy we used to work for, he did a thing where he poked all of his, his daughter had a blood test, and a show that was no big deal, he poked every single finger that he had with a needle, like one of the things, and like all 10 fingers. What? Just a show that was no big deal,

because he was very young, and he was easy to care. But then later he's like you know, we like that so that makes your fingers Fuck I just next to a guy a great dad moment though. Yeah, yeah, pretty all 10 fingers. I just next to a guy at school Who coincidentally is the guy that introduced me to red versus blue you've actually met this guy? He used to pass me fairie. He used to pass out I'm too. You met him right here. I'm dead. You've never met him. you've actually met this guy. He used to pass me, he used to pass out. You met him too, you met him right here? So up, dude, you met him as well? You've never met him. He used to pass out everything though.

We once watched, maybe it's in science, we watched some sort of surgery, and you would just like see him doing this. It's because his name was Fairy, and my last name was Free, that's why we sat together. But once we watched, we watched a woman give birth as some sort of sexual education video thing, and I was like looking over it, everybody was just like, I'm like, I just look back at a TV and in my peripheral vision, I just run and go,

and like, pass out and smack his face on the desk. You just need to pass out at this side of blood. I actually love him to be your best out. Not necessarily from the side of blood or anything like that. It's funny to me when people pass out. I didn't realize that you actually, your body, this one of those automatic body things, is that your body tries to get you horizontal. Like, you'll pass out in life flat on the ground to try and get blood back to your head. And if someone tries to sit you up, even if you're unconscious, your body will try and be back down like horizontal. That's not your body, that's gravity.

No, no, it's not. It's not, it's not your gravity. So you think, like, if your muscles aren't working, you will literally fight the person who's holding you up to get horizontal. You're unconscious, but you're fighting for it. Or just like semi-consciousness, like a nut. A body using the body is doing it.

It's like automatic reaction. No, it's like if your muscles aren't creating tension or aren't holding you up, of course you're gonna life flat. But he's saying they do. They like try to life flat now. No, but I'm saying that that's stupid. Like if someone is sat you up on a chair with like your head on a table your body will make you lie on the ground He's losing me now, too

Let me give you another scenario if you passed out on a wedge Would your body straighten out on the way? Yeah, you to come ridget Would your body straighten out on the way? Yeah, you need to come rid of it. I'm sorry. My little kids would come and get an eye on you. It would use you as amusement. Yeah, I don't believe that.

I don't believe that. I'm not buying it. I have one of my favorite things in the world. There's videos where people are at a wedding. And the people in the wedding party always pass out. That's just funny to me. I have never understood why people at weddings pass out. I was in a wedding where I was one of 12 groomsmen and it was in this gigantic Dallas church and we had to walk all the way down this marble aisle and stand on marble steps and somehow marble is harder than concrete.

And we stood there through like an hour ceremony standing there and we started going like this. And I could feel myself breathing. like You lock your knees that makes you pass out, isn't it? Yeah, that happened to me like my my sister and one of my sister my brother Log got married we there was like an hour and a half ceremony They're like make sure to bend your knees don't stand don't lock your knees as if you do blood will stop going and You can pass out, but it wasn't that look the blood in your leg Can you use that if you lock your knees? I don't know what you can You can't block the power in times. I never for an extended period of time you just talked about standing for-

I'm gonna do it right now. I think the rest of the poker. I think you just say that. I think you have to stand. Oh. You should stand the rest of the podcast. Yeah, I used to see people when I was in high school like sometimes we'd have a symphony out in the football field and the band would be out there and you'd see them standing and then sure enough

and I'd go, look, tuba player just lost his- No, there's just a bit of a trombone player going down there. There's a lot of middle of that with their face their face. So they make some waaang. They do that. So a bunny of ours, Jason, who plays Tucker in Red versus Blue. He got married. He got recently got married. Yeah. And it was a great ceremony. It was a lot of fun. Did you guys notice anything weird about the ceremony? It was really short. It was. That was good. You remember? Something weird? Yeah. No. When the bride came in, everyone stood up and they never told us to sit back down. Yeah. Oh, that sucks. And so

we saw the audience had to stand up the whole ceremony. The whole ceremony? Yeah. It was a very long, but luckily it was like 10 minutes. Yeah. Still. That was a good wedding. Yeah. That was like, come on in. You want your married? You want you married. Yeah, okay, we're done There we go. You go eat and drink. That's it. Nice. That was fun time I I I hate going to weddings that are like super long and protracted And you just like if you stand they like the candles and I don't want I don't want to get drunk. I don't want to get married just because of what a wedding involves and it looks like it's a lot of effort You don't want to get married because what a wedding involves or what a marriage involves the wedding bit

Mainly, okay, it's easy to be like I could just be married to someone like now and even notice before go lifelong bliss Because you don't want to go to a party or a plan a party. I just don't want to arrange it You know you you get married without having a wedding you will not think you will not have anything to do with arranging it ever Oh, yeah, it's true. I'm a far away. No, you can't get married without having a wedding you will not you will not have anything to do with arranging it ever. Oh, yeah I'm a fore that no you can't get married without having a wedding. How? It's good to the court I'm married I'm married I'm going to go to the council. Yeah, I can make I can legally marry you to some of you know Where's Joe the cat? What about Jack? I'd be asked to be a woman. No, that would be the next. He's it's oh you can't have gay marriage

No, I'm sorry. But is it legal or is it just not? It's not recognized. It's not recognized. It's not recognized. Can you get married outside? Can you get married outside? I'm getting married outside. Can you get married outside? I couldn't do it.

You see, we have a marriage certificate. Okay. Way to go. Break my mark. Go apply for one. And then like two days before. I wonder if he could, like, could a foreigner, his Gavin's here on a visa, could he just walk down and get a marriage certificate?

Or does he have to go through a special process to get one? I think they can. I think you just go get one. And I think then after the fact it has to be validated. Yeah, I think, well, I mean, like, E and K-Jakes, like they just went through that process, right? They've been dating for years and she still had to go through all the process after they got married to get her green card, right? Oh, really? Yeah, because they were tweeting about it, because they're...

Yeah, I think they were tweeting and they just recently resolved that. Yeah, yeah, so tweeting about it, because they're... Yeah, I think they were tweeting and they just recently resolved that. Yeah, yeah, I just thought she finally got it. So, he was saying that in their house they celebrate both Canadian Thanksgiving, which just happened. Thanks, too. And then they also celebrate regular people's Thanksgiving, like the regular time. What's convenient, everyone. Yeah, he said it's more football and turkey and... Yeah, I'd like to have two thanks, that doesn't sound so bad after all.

Yeah, only there were both real thanks, giveings. What's the main, what you give him thanks for? And thanksgiving. Give him thanks for living in America, baby. Yeah. Killing all you need. How's that difference in Independence Day? Independence Day, you're celebrating Independence from your country.

Yeah, but I don't think we're thanking living in America. I don't think it's anything to do with it. No, I think it's supposed to be like a harvest. You're thanking for a Bountiful harvest. Yeah, thanking for the bounty. It's all. Is that what they have in, is that what they have in their earlier in Canada? Because their harvest time is earlier than ours?

I think I looked it up the other day. I think that was quizzing Barbara. Barbara was pissed. About the timing of Canadian Thanksgiving and Canadian Independence Day. Because Canada Day is like three days before the Fourth of July, it's July 1st. Yeah.

I was like, why are you stealing all of our, all of our, and then we got to go to Canada. She's having June. I started asking, why is it Canada even called Canada? What does that mean some sort of Here is the air a coin word yes, yeah, it's an era. She left me when I said air a coin word I believe meant friendship really Well, it's not tough. K.A.N. ATA

come and go and Got it got converted into Canada the country which sits atop America. Well, Joe is coming over to say hello. Oh, there's Joe the cat Make it as a parents Gus. It's your favorite Joe the cat. Joe is coming over to say hello. Oh, there's Joe the cat. Make it as a parents' gust. It's your favorite. Joe the cat. Yes, pissed on equipment this week. Oh, he's got his butt to the camera, too. There you go.

He's put that down. There you go. So she was mad. We had a discussion earlier because she was mad that Canada has been celebrated. Or she, thanksgiving in Canada, has been celebrated 40 years longer than Thanksgiving in America. Whatever that means.

Is that true? That's what she said. Was she upset by that? That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said.

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That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That DLC a week earlier. Yeah, that was awesome. I actually have been rolling I rolled an echo or a mechromancer today. I got up to like level Oh, I was looking at was that the robot teeth in like in the middle of the night they tweeted oh surprise It's coming out today instead. That's awesome. I can't think of the last time I put it out by accident And then yeah, yeah, that's a good call Gavin. You're gonna do a PR event, right? No, there's been some good DLC like the the origin of Payne DLC came out for trials evolution. Oh, right.

That is awesome. That's a bunch of new stuff, a bunch of cool stuff. Got a good trailer for that. What do you think, though, is the acceptable window between release and pay DLC? Depends on what kind of DLC you're talking about. Like, what was the cost of this DLC? The cost, actually, the trial's one was really reasonable.

It was 400 points. And it was like an additional 20 maps or so I think it's a gig down there. Yeah, I was a gig down with 400 points So a whole new I really cheap. I mean that's really awesome But like if there's like let me start scenario there if there's a DLC for like a Extra kind of character race on a game. Okay, and it's like a hundred K download and it's available day one No, a hundred K download. That's a different story because that means it's a disc-based That's like you see fighting games do that and that's kind of upsetting But I make the excuse that like well you have to everyone has to have the thing downloaded

Even if they don't pay for it. Yeah, so I kind of get that but I don't know like the the mechromancer If you're not a member of the like the VIP club or whatever it was ten bucks to download to get that character and that adds a whole new it's you know the fifth kind of personnel I think with me I think anything after two weeks is fine like I play through the game I play through the campaign and then I want something new like I'm wrapping up my second play through on borderlands right now and once I've done with this play to like did so this deal see like perfectly timed nice for once I've done with this plate, so this deal, he's perfectly timed. Nice. For once I'm done with this, I'll play again with the new... So you get a roll in mechrome answer right now? I think so.

Nice. What have you been in through with? Siren both times. Like I did, because I want someone to get on True Vault Hunter mode. Okay. What is that just like a hard mode, I guess? Yeah, it's like a harder mode.

You played it all, Borderlands? I played it a bit. I played it for the last place. I played the hell out of the first one, and then I played the second one a little bit, but it felt very, very similar to the first one to me. I never never the first one. I feel like it's a lot more fleshed out I've definitely spent a lot more time on the riding and creating the world It's probably the wittiest game I've ever played easily, and I love the I love the names of stuff

Like I love the fact that you can shoot a monglet There's a lot of funny moments like one of my favorite moments is There's a one character called a sarcastic slab. It's like after you kill all of these guys, there's this character who just comes out and slow claps very sarcastically for you. Watch him on the map. That's it. What do you kill him or anything? It's easy to catch your own. There's another quest where it's some guy whose name is like shooting Macface and he gives you a quest to shoot him in the face.

To shoot him if that's the whole thing. The top gun one is pretty awesome where you have to go, you have to fight the guys who all have their shirts off playing volleyball. Too close for missiles. Yeah, that's what the right two clubs for me. So you have to like their volleyball nets on fire. Yeah, I got the writing in the first board of lanes was great. I thought he had a great personality.

Jack showed me a sign that as you woke up to it boots on, it powers on and that for a second. It says, I hate you and it says welcome. Yeah, no, it's a very beginning of the game. Like where when you start up, like when clap-chat pulls you out of the snow, if you're walking forward, there's a welcome sign. And if you watch it as it's booting up,

it literally says, I hate you. And then it flashes over to welcome real fast. You know, I gotta say that there is one particular place that Borderlands 2 is inferior to the first Borderlands. What's that? That is in the opening sequence. The opening sequence in the first Borderlands with the cage, the elephant saw. Oh, And that is in the opening sequence. The opening sequence of the first borderlands with the KG elephant song.

Oh, you're talking about the animated sequence. The opening sequence. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the opening sequence. Well, that song really, I mean, that song kind of took off based on that game, at least in my opinion. Do you think so?

I thought the song was already big before that. It's the game itself, yeah. It's no rest for the wicked. I don't know if it was big or I don't really took off even. I remember seeing that hearing that song with a lot of the commercials for the For. I don't know if it was big or I don't really took off even. I remember seeing that hearing that song with a lot the commercials for the For Borderlands one. I definitely associate that song with that game for you. Yeah so it kind of became iconic for Borderlands. But now the Borderlands two starts with a Sealo Green song. Oh really? Yeah it says pretty cool. It's a little

bit more chill. Well I love the misdirection though they kind of make it seem like the first game intro. Yeah. Like the turning hits. Yeah. It's like totally different. It's cool. I think the voice actor who played handsome Jack is really good in that. Yeah. Like I love any time that handsome Jack had to talk to you or cut sit. I was like, this is going to be awesome. Like I would stop whatever I was doing just to listen. There's a bit with the double rainbow or like you can actually, there's an achievement we did a guide for it. But like, you know, we hear the double rainbow thing like, oh my god, all the way and you hear people, you know, it sounds terrible when people kind of replicate that. But the guy who did this one actually did a really good shot of it.

Maybe they got a gun. No, no, it's it's handsome Jack. But like his version of it is actually funny. It's not like not a good voice actors. Yeah. They're the gear box, right? Yeah. Yeah. Really. Yeah. Great. Alice. Like I've talked to the guy who does clap trap. Or just guy works gear box. All gearbox. He's pretty high up. He'll bust out the old clapper. The guy who does guilty spark. He's just a guy who works at 343 now, right? No, I don't think so.

That's one of the coolest places. I'm here to think about the guy who does the grunts in Halo 1. That's right. That's Joe Snipe. He works in 1G. No, that's right. I guess they want to do something new doing it 343 now. Well, it was always two guys. I think apart from Halo 1, it was two guys doing the grG. Yeah, that's right. And I guess they want to get something new, do a new 3, 4, 3, now. Well, it was always two guys.

Well, I think, apart from Halo 1, it was two guys doing the grunts. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I used to play a lot of Halo 2 with him back in the day on Xbox Live, and he would always just talk as a grunt in an on Xbox Live. I think I played it a few times.

One was just talking as Simmons. I guess so. But my voice is a lot closer to Simmons than the verbal human voices too. I always like the fact that the elites, when they say, that was Sergeant Johnson saying, go, go, go, but played in reverse and deepened. I had no idea. No, it's not.

It is. I didn't believe it. I had to take it myself and reverse it and play it with a little bit. I'll look that up right. It's just him going, go, go, go. I have no idea. Yeah, that's cool. Well dude, there's a whole bunch of new games coming out like a desire came out today. I go know what that is

Yeah, I saw Michael planet. It looks cool. Yeah, looks cool. It's what funny I've inadvertently you know, we work a lot you know on on the games and in the gaming industry I've inadvertently somehow managed to avoid every trailer and screenshot for that game And now it's out so like oh everyone's saying the things about it Well, I mean that they made it, they released the trailer for a while back, or maybe a few months ago. I was like, where the hell did this thing come from?

And like, it looked really cool and they kind of dropped off the radar. Now it's out. It's kind of like, what? The cool thing is about being in a room who's playing a video game that you haven't played is you just glance over and see things and you form your opinion that way.

I glance over, I saw Michael slice the dude's head off off pick up the head and throw it into like an electric fence It's good. I was like this game was great. I want to play it and then he threw the body in as well I love it into the body. That wasn't enough. Yeah, that was like when I it's really gruesome Yeah, but what was it? I was one of the first artsy lives when I was talking to you about returning dead bodies What are we talking about? What yeah, we jump out, it's part of warfare that you returned dead bodies. Oh, it's for Kung-Shoo.

Kung-Shoo, and he said that. You weren't allowed to keep shoes if we flick your shoe at each other because that's like in the war, you have to return dead bodies to your enemies. And you know, it's right. And Mike goes back, I said, no, you don't. And I was paying over, and he goes, no,

you just cut that shit up and you stick the heads on spikes. You're like, stay the fuck out and I don't ever go to war Stay down the camera. No, is that a northeast thing? I don't know man. Jersey thing. They just don't mess with people I do like the idea of shoes on spikes there Putting shoes makes it like a victory schoolboy I just spiked with like you know kids on them. I just like that he has spikes What's your favorite RTLive video?

I'm fond of Kung-Shi. The one where I followed you for like 20 minutes in the... Yeah. Just your noises. I can't do it because my voice today... Oh! Oh! I can't do it! I've lost my ninja skills. Alright, try it.

Oh! I can't do it. I also like the one where I flew over at Control helicopter and landed it perfectly on my console. I just cut it off. Yeah, that was great. What other games came out today? I know Fable came out there one of our sponsors this week and there was another one.

XCOM? Yeah, XCOM Enemy Unknown came out. That's a 2K game. So I was really confused by XCOM. Yeah, because I guess there's that other XCOM game in development. Yeah, I thought this was that. And like I saw the trailer for it. I was like, what's going on?

This isn't at all. Like I thought it was going to be. It's funny because there's, yeah, there's two XCOM games in development. One was like, initially, I think it was a first person shooter. I think now it's a third person shooter that Jeff and I saw E3, like two and a half years ago. And like they've slowly, like then looks left E3. They showed some more of it. And it's's like they've been working on a kind of tweaking refining it. I think that was supposed to come out before the one this one's supposed to come on. This is like a turn-based kind of game. Oh it's turn-based?

Yeah. Yeah it's kind of cool. Well the original Xcom was turn-based. I have no doubt that it's good on this. Two Xcoms. Yeah. Okay. Xcom. You remember the original Xcom? Yeah. That was like a turn-based strategy game from like the early 90s Well, that's what that's what this one that just came out is like you're fighting aliens. Yeah, right? Yeah I'm definitely picking that up then so you like turn-based. I love turn-based like I love turn-based strategy games But I feel like no one makes turn-based strategy anymore There was a great turn-based strategy game that came out again I want to say 2001 called silent storm

No idea, which was fucking awesome. It's like the last great Current base game I can remember that came out there was a turn based game that came up to the Xbox It was like based on gladiators where you got like different kinds of gladiators You got like the ranged guys and like the big broods and it was this the whole idea where you can move people around Like the little squares and stuff like gladius or something. I think it was on Xbox or PS2 I know this it sounds like tactics ogre which was a no Game boy something? I think it was on Xbox or PS2. I know that it sounds like Tactics Ogre, which was a Game Boy Advance. I think it was called Gladius. Man, we have the internet, right?

I will say this. Yeah, look it up. The turn-based strategy, genre, that particular set of games for whatever reason to be is plagued by the fact that they put it out that's great and then they put it out a sequel that sucks. And I don't know what it is. Like, do you ever play Masters of Orion? No, I never put it. the fact that they put one out that's great and then they put out a sequel that sucks. And I don't know what it is like. Generally masters of Orion. No, I know.

That was a great one when you build ships. It sounded like you're faster than light that you were talking about. That was turn based. And then they put out a sequel that was terrible. And then there was a heroes of might magic, you know, that. Yes. Yeah, that one's pretty good. But there was only one of them that I liked.

I didn't like any of the other ones. Yeah, they made them. Why don't you lose games, didn't they? Right. Yeah. And civilization, every time they put out a new civilization, it feels like they broke it. But then you got to like wait, because you kind of finally figured out.

Like a month ago, I went back and I started playing Civ 5 again. I saw you doing that. Oh my god. I got to the point where I was hunched over for so many hours on my computer that my back got sore. Like I couldn't stand up straight for like three days, because I went on like huge Civ 5 binge.

So you played on a B-Six or a Mac a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team.

I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. I've been on a big team. like Gladiator game. 2003. 2003. 2003. Yeah, somebody on Twitter just asked me have I ever played Age of Empires. Yes, we played Age of Empires. But anyway, this game was one of those ones. I think I saw it on like either G4 or what was tech TV. It was a little bit of a start game TV and the game is as fun as hell dude like I'd never really got into a game like that before but for some reason I was really really dug the hell out of this one real quick what's the best look is our team ever made

probably the second not not the x-wing game what was it that actually the Jedi the Jedi fighter one where you could be a 20 Yeah, yeah That are like one of the battlefront wrong Look at this awesome graphics right there We're nothing with the actual gameplay looks like, but... Oh, that was a final fantasy. That was a final fantasy. That was a medium turn to be.

You can see the square, the maximum damage. So, you know how we've talked about it in the past? Get rid of this. Well, the other game we're going to talk about real fast is that it comes out this week as fabled a journey. Right, yes. Which I saw you guys working on some of you. Yeah, Jeff started playing it, man. He's really getting into it, I think. Jeff's been a huge fan of the fable game, so I think he was pretty excited to get into this one.

Yeah, he got started playing fable 2. We would play fable 2 a lot. And then fable 3, he played it. But I never got a chance to play fable 3. I've been fall behind on playing games. I played it. I'm a big fable fan, too. I don't know if you know that.

Sorry. I don't know. We're not taking any people. We're going to acknowledge the risk here. I know it's funny because the same, the same E3 that Jeff, I was talking about earlier, I don't know if you know that. Sorry. I don't know. We're not just taking any people. We're going to acknowledge that. I know it's funny because the same, the same E3 that Jeff, I was talking about earlier where Jeff and I wouldn't saw the, you know, the XCOM stuff. We went to a Microsoft party and they hit Fable 3 there and he sat there for like two hours

playing Fable 3. I just wanted to crazy on it. And like the, like the girl working for Lionhead was like, uh, maybe some other people would have played the bag off and kept going and playing his game. Well, the game looks great. I've been watching Jeff play today. Yeah I've had the best entertainment in my peripheral vision because Jeff's slightly far away from his desk so the connect can see his whole body and I just see Jeff and the criminal mind just doing

this. Yeah really. It's a cool thing because this game you actually it's not a full-body connect game you can actually sit down to play. Yeah so why was he sat so far back? I don't know Yeah, I guess I'll just usually play like this close to his yeah, I'm sure he set up the connect for long-tune Well, cuz Michael's playing a oblivion. Yeah, oblivion with connect, right? Skyrim Skyrim's yeah, that was just voice commonser. Yeah, those voices

Oh, right. I forgot you could do that. Yeah, that's always fun to get on a one thing for us while whatever he's walking through a sea. Yeah, that's a real time. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's anyone's voice in the room. On a line to force. Quick save. Damn it. Quick save.

You look asshole. Yeah, that's pretty awesome. But no, the, the game looks cool and you know, like, I mean, I, I was over here. Some of the casting stuff was cool. Yeah, yeah, I mean, I overheard some of it like as you was playing. I was like, wow, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, you like move your hands to like cast the was playing. I was like, wow, that's pretty sweet. Yeah, you like move your hands to like cast the different spells and grab on like interact with the environment.

Yeah, so I picked it up today looking forward to trying it out tonight. Nice. Yeah, I was busy playing Borderlands to the the macro man's turn. I would look over and see him, you know, writing his horse or throwing spells and stuff and it's like, okay, cool. So I think we're going to put out some videos for it coming up soon. So awesome. So questions here from Twitter or Gus, are we ever going to be in think we're gonna put out some videos for it coming up soon. Awesome. So, questions here, run Twitter, or Gus, are we ever gonna be in a Let's Play?

We keep talking about it, we're gonna do a Let's Play. You had an interesting idea for one. I have, yes, a very different kind of one. So, we should do that. It's a non-video game related Let's Play, but we can't say. We can't say, I won't play a game. We're playing a game or something? Well, you're not invited.

We can do what, we can do what, we can come up with. I was like, he's so sensitive. Right. We can do a 20 hour let's play in civilization. How about that? Oh? Civilization the board game good Lord. Let's take it old school Wow, you're a police civilization the board game. I didn't but it sounds like access and allies which is always it's way worse than Accessing really yeah, yeah, that stuff gets brutal man But what was that let's play you did in that really old game where you like pick squares? Yeah, yeah, that was really interesting Let's play we call it game time We played utopia together. It was an intelligent game. Yeah, it was like he uh, it was like the predecessor to two civilization

Yeah, it was pretty insane in that video. It was well. It was like 40 minutes. We didn't edit that at all We just posted it. We just recorded and posted it. I always said 20 by 40 I remember like a 320 by 160 now. It was on Xbox. There's a Xbox downloadable game called I think in television Lives and you can download. I know we did it in game room. Yeah, you know gate maroon You have to spend a lot of time in game room. Sorry your voice terrible. I know You're from the ERK Dave. It's like you're forcing your voice and your face suggests you're really angry, but you're not, you're just talking about video games. You're like,

I'm saying this. So, Game Room on the Xbox was actually pretty cool if you got into it, but it just took so long to figure it out. It was like, that interface, it had just like been a little bit better, I think, Game Room was.

Yeah, I had a lot of trouble with that interface. I really tried to sit down and play with it for a while. It took me a while to figure out how to interact with the space. Well, I think the fact that you had to buy a cabinet and then build your arcade and put the arcade in your arcade room and then find it to play it. It was just a kind of too much. But once you played it, it was at all these different levels.

Something that became really addictive was taking some of those old school arcade games where there's no finish. You just play as long as you can and get to high score. Kill screen. What I didn't realize was that those games were short. Like, we would play scramble. If you could play scramble for five minutes on one quarter, that takes you a really, really, really long time. And like, you would get a bronze medal, a silver medal, gold medal, and then get a point associated with that and then achievement space on your total point score with, you know, how long you could play the game, how high a score you could get.

And it was a third category that I forget now. It was scores, I'm like that. Anyway, but you would like get really, I would get really addicted to like, how long can I play this game? It's like, you'd sitting there like a little watch you'd be like Like food fight and stuff like that. Well, you and I were playing we played a Frogger together quite a bit because there was an achievement to get like 50,000 as a co-op group and Yeah, so we were I think we recorded it like a let's player a game time at that point I'm just in a team video. Yeah, and so it was basically us playing and I like it was I think it's like get 50,000 points between the two players and I died that's that's really fucking tough and I died and Bernie managed to

click over 50k he got the achievement and I didn't oh awful it took us like two weeks to it was a pain you died what still my points were a part of that total night I felt so bad for my said Jack don't where I will come back and get this with you again That was yeah, that was what over a year ago probably I was showing Gavin an old achievement 100 video I made but I never posted because I felt a little weird about it Back before people that were able to had come out with first starting achievement hunter I had made this old video where I found this one prostitute in Fable 2 who liked to get slapped. So anytime I would slap her, she would get the kissy face of overhead. Then I found this other prostitute who liked to watch be slapped women as she would get a heart of overhead.

So I would hire them both and take them back to my house and I'd slap them. And they would both just love you like crazy. And then eventually you would attract a crowd of people who would come into my house because I was at such a high hero reading. and they would all watch me slapping this one prostitute. Yeah, it basically like it was like a semi circle of people gussies just batting this woman and everyone's like, yeah, you have the video still? I still have the video.

Oh, yeah, I never did a voiceover for it because I thought that's really disturbing. Don't you think I don't want to put a video out of me like advocating to the video in, but here we are Talking about it anyway. Just cut that Lindsay So I've been having problems in my memory recently my memory is just terrible at the moment I was on the site today on Rusteath.com. Yep, and I saw a picture of myself and A dude dresses a giant hot dog Now that should be something I remember I would think you would you should remember having a picture taken with a giant hot dog

You're in it as well. Do you remember that? No record I guess we were in Australia or something I just how do I not how do my brain discard that? I have no idea It's not like the times when you get drunk and you have to be reminded and then it all comes back. This is literally I don't remember doing it anyway. It's not like, oh I remember the hot dog guy now. It's just when did that happen? I just ended a long chain of travel and like going a lot of ways like you and I went to Australia. You've been all over the gap. And then you went to Japan. And just then we're back and forth to like LA and Seattle and stuff like that.

And recently I went out to visit Twitter headquarters in San Francisco, which was really cool. But we were out that night and I met somebody that I know from actually from Australia, who was also up in the California. And I was talking to that person and then then I turned to like a door man, and he asked me a question, and I had this moment of like, I don't know where I am. I literally, I was like, I said,

I don't know where am I, where I, like I had no place in the world. You're like Marty McFly, you know that? I was like, unglued, I was like, I really, it took me like a minute to figure out where I was. So what did you, what did you just fumble like it was? What happened?

No, I just like, I was like, I just said the guy was like, well, I get here, and I get my ideas, I look like, I don't know where I am. I don't know. Where are we? It's like, to me, well, I figured I was in San Francisco. He needs to get more sleep. Last year, the first morning in New York, Comic Con,

obviously staying in a hotel in New York, I opened my eyes, and I didn't recognize where I was, and I literally rolled out of bed and jumped up to my feet, and I was like, looking around, around like where the fuck am I? And it was like that kind of thing was like my heart was racing and I was like it was just totally alien to me No, I was gonna say yeah, like that's happened to me before like being in a hotel room and waking up and be like That's not or my alarm. Where the fuck? I like that feeling. I like the excitement of not quite knowing where I am

Daniel said to you is telling you like don't answer the phone. Yeah Look for John G. Yeah. Don't trust Joey Pants. I just I just watched that movie again. Memento. Yeah. It's really a movie.

I'm Netflix and Hulu both. Did you know that that movie is an adaptation? Really? It's not an original screenplay. The only is the original screenplay that Christopher Nolan has made is inception. Huh. Yeah. That's a really good movie. Maybe you made a movie before it. The minute no one knows. He did make one movie before. Was it him and his brother wrote inception? I don't know. I want to say so. Yeah. I think his brother

had some idea about it. Somebody was pointing out there was a list of like everyone complains how the everything is a sequel or an adaptation and they somebody point out a list of like all the filmmakers we all reveal and love. They make mainly adaptations or sequels like Peter Jackson, even Stanley Kubrick. Stanley Kubrick has very few, I think eyes wide shut might be his only original movie. He's done nothing but adaptations. Was full metal jacket an adaptation? It might be an American album.

It was a book, I think. 2001 definitely was. Yeah, the shiny definitely was. How many Stephen King books have been turned in movies? How many seem to go King books are there at this point? Probably close to a lot of TV movies as well because they turned the stand and hit into a That everybody's shining and my leaders was like leaders It was a TV movie. Yeah, I was with it with Bronson Pinchot or whatever I remember watching bar talkokomu's. He was the creepy dude.

He was like tearing paper and that weird look on it. And, and then the pilot was someone who I'd recognize. He was the father from contact. The one the small moves, Ellie, that guy. He was a pilot in that movie. Or the TV movie. I remember I watched that TV movie and I remember the basic plot That's all or the Langleyers with the shitty like CGI characters like this big sort of open mouth

That had three jaw things and it was like kind of weird and and and Dean Stockwell was in it too, wasn't he? I don't remember out from quantum leap You watch quantum leap. Yes, I remember okay Interesting thing about Langleyers to me is how weird that story is. It's people on a plane who get stuck between today and tomorrow, right? And the Lang Lears, let's see if I remember this right. The Lang Lears are round balls of fuzz that eat the world so that it can turn into the world the next day. Yes.

Fuck it, the hype, what the hell. I don't know why I remember that. There we go. I envision them looking like, remember critters? remember the movie critters. That's what I imagine What they're kind of like they kind of look like that. Yeah, all right, so Dean Stockwell. Yeah, so he was I believe you I just didn't care That came out in 1995 wow that seemed a lot that seemed more recent than I remember Jack is determined to continue this conversation Any cost okay, what else about it? I'm. Jack is determined to continue this conversation at any cost. Okay.

What else about it? I'm gonna look to go to trivia. What else do you have to do? I'm gonna move on. I'm gonna read this thing right here. I gotta look up how, I gotta look up the Langoliers. I'm gonna keep looking at them. You keep looking that up, but shut up.

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Really? Yeah, they always end up in different places. Did you make that a password on one of my things? Like one of my initial passwords has a change. It was like I had a login using Gus is awesome. Do you know who the richest man on earth is? The richest man on earth is the guy who owns a Kia. That's not true.

Is it not Bill Gates? No. So the guy who owns a Kia? That's not true. Who owns a Kia? It's not Bill Gates? No. No. So who owns a Kia? I think there's this Carlos Slim, that guy. I worked out that he had like $69 billion or something. He used to own CompUSA in the United States before they went out of business. That wouldn't make him the rich man. So I was working some stuff out.

Jackass. He's I think he's 74. Let's say he lived to be 100. If he wanted to spend all of his money by the time he died, he would have to spend $6.7 million a day. That would be awesome. What would you be impossible? How would you do it?

I don't think he... I literally don't think he's... You cannot buy. I wonder if you were to buy every Italian sports car made in one day, how much would that cost you? You bought every Ferrari and every Lamborghini rolling off the line in one day What would that cost you like is that 6.7 million dollar? No idea. So that guy's worth it's Carlos slim Hello, he knew and family for the 69 billion dollars and Bill Gates is worth 61 billion I was reading it man. He's number three. I was reading an interview with the

I said that guy was a key. I don't think Warren Buffett owns I can't I was reading an interview with him the richest dude and they asked him how do you feel about being the richest Human being on the entire planet and he was just like Okay, just didn't give it down. No, there was some point. I mean, oh what point? Did you just not care? There was actually a fascinating a-mail and read it the other day It was a millionaire. It was like a multi millionaire was on reddit and people asked him about that And it was like he's like it's weird reaching the point where you literally cannot run out of money Like he's like I couldn't spend like I can like on a normal

That's like asking for trouble if you say I could not spend all the money I have Some you're asked I'm as a bruister's millions types of you You will be reading that that message that reply 20 years from now going that stupid motherfucker. You will be that guy. I mean like on a normal day like on a normal day, I was like, I'm gonna go get some eats. I'll go enjoy a you know a movie or a baseball game. So like that like he's not like he could he could have the maximum amount of baseball game. Well, I don't I mean, you know, he could buy like he could buy the best box seat at a baseball game. You're right. I have a Ferrari there, a Ferrari back in like not even get close to touching his. He had a whole time millionaire.

He's got two million bucks. So let's say he decides to retire. Okay. And he starts spending just for easy numbers. Let's say $75,000. Well, for what it's worth, this guy was also like 29 years old. Like he was, he was making better. Well, I'm saying, like, he's still working.

Like he's not, he's not retiring and giving up already. I always let you idea, Bernie, of you wearing a different pair of socks every day. Like a brand you pay. You never did that. Did you? By the way, look at your socks today. Yeah, the Polkadot socks there. Yeah. But you could just, you could just take that to a new extreme. You could just have a brand new everything every day. Just have a new car. That's a hassle. Yeah. Like, you would have to walk out of your house. You would have to deal with yourself. I day just have a new car That's a hassle. Yeah, like a You would walk out of your house and like deal with yourself I could just drive a brand new ass to mine every day And then at the end of the acquire it no someone could get it for me and then at the end of every day I'd crash it into a wall and walk into my house and then getting to you on the next day

So if you get two million bucks in the bank, which would make you a multi-millionaire. Yeah, and you spent $75,000 Every year like you said, I'm gonna give myself spent $75,000 every year. Like you said, I'm going to give myself a $75,000 a year salary. And that's going to be like post-Axis. That should be a little bit more than that. You can live on that for about 27 years doing that. Oh yeah. I can do that. I can do that. I shouldn't have thrown that 2 million in a bank and living off the interest. I'm not going to get no interest. No nothing. Okay. You know what you're saying. You're saying you're saying. you're saying you're saying you're about to be salt looper. I can't wait to see looper I'm not gonna ruin anything for you I'm just gonna tell you something you like about it is that it's a time travel movie and at one point somebody like

Looked at somebody else And just ask a question about time travel and then I go, no, we're not gonna talk about time travel He goes because we're gonna see it here all day. Great. They can I go, no, we're not going to talk about time travel. He goes, we're going to see a sick year old day. They can diagrams with straws. We're not fucking doing that. Yeah, so you're like, good. And then you just go with the moods. You're like, you know what I'm saying?

It's like, it's like primer really touched on the complexities and the depth of time travel. The primer is about time travel. Yeah, primer is a like a serious, you have to have like an FBI style post it notes and photographs and string connecting everything. Didn't they work out I was like 16 different iterations of time. Is primer on Netflix incident again used to be out of the things we talked about that last summer. I think it is again. Is it again? I watched it recently. I don't know how it

again if it's on there. I haven't seen it yet. I remember being no No, I've heard it. This one is, I think, his next movie, Atopiary, is supposed to come out next summer. Yeah. Yeah. It's David Karuth, his name. Yeah. And actually, I mean, I don't know if this means anything, but Elijah tweeted about that.

Oh, really? So I don't know if he's in it or not. Like, oh, so he just mentioned Atopiary. It's like, there's no information out about it. If you go to their website, it's like nothing. There's no information. It's like a one-color, like, green, with just white white lettering saying a topiary. What is it? What is it? A to we have a website. I think it's a topiary dot com maybe. I think it's full ad. T O P I A R Y. Topiary dot com. A topiary.

I'm going to get a lot of pictures of the pictures of scuttons. Yeah that's it that's the website. That's the entire website. Are you guys excited about Cloud Alice? No, it sounds like a Kowski Brothers movie show. It's fantastic. It sounds like an Apple product. Not into it. You know what it reminds me of when I see it. It's like a story about people being connected across different lives. It reminds me of the fountain, which was that air and oxygen, right? That was too deep for itself. That was a little iffy.

Yeah, that movie was kind of strange. Like, was Hugh Jackman? Hugh Jackman and... Not an alley portman. No, it's not the girl that's in all the Tim Burton movies either. Not one of bottom Carter. It's not hell on the bottom Carter. It's the other one.

I'm not, don't look up at MDB again when I do that again. All right, it's not going anymore. I'm gonna be be I like flying I like flying the keyboard. Do you see the animated gift someone made the enemy to give you? That's the reason you're looking stuff up isn't it? No, honestly, that was exactly how you know, I was no, I even know that this time So you guys watch the Hill of Fortin to Don thing that came out on Yeah, we actually got a chance to see it a little bit earlier and then like seeing the final product was really really awesome

Yeah, very cool. So yeah, I like it a lot like it's it's definitely setting up for something bigger like this first episode They came out how many episodes are they? I think six I see there's six I kind of want to wait till the end and watch it with one lump You can do that yeah, cuz it's like it's like six 20 minute episode They include you something pretty long. They're including it with the game and any form. I don't know. I knew I wouldn't know. I'll just get that. I think there's going to be a DVD of it at the end. Cool. So a couple of things in regards that. So I have forward on to Dawn is a live action Halo series that is produced by Microsoft. It does feature Master Chief,

but he's not really in the first episode. It seems like it's a story about Lasky. And it's supposed to be the predecessor set up story for Halo 4, so you should watch it. Yeah, like the opening sequence in Fort Entadon is Master Chief. Getting found. Yeah, getting found on the Fort Entadon,

which sounds really weird. By Lasky, right? right by lasty is an adult Right so then this is the story of like lasty you know he goes back I'm gonna get rooted, but it's like earlier. Okay, well it's good that so this does directly affect not a woman Not effect a little for but they can follow is lasty all the way to the point where he'll afford again Right, you'll get a primer The older guy who's like what listening to distress beacon, that's Lasky. Oh, okay.

And that is being distributed online by machine-a-maw. Machine-a-maw, machine-a-prime. Machine-a-prime, right? And so the, there's a, there's a lot of stuff that's actually happening like in the last couple days. So machine-a-maw is actually in the process right now of producing a documentary about Risturgut as well.

And people are asking questions about that. So we have a documentary crew that right here. Yeah, this city's right over there. They've been following around and they're doing interviews with people and they're getting the history and the behind the scenes stuff about Ristartee. And that'll be out last two weeks of this month and then the first two weeks of it. I just hope they cut out all the shitty things I said about you. I really hope you have to see that.

I hope they do too, Gavin. But and then the last thing is a current event that just came up. It's actually not that current, but it suddenly became relevant today. Microsoft updated the content usage rules for how you can use Halo. But that actually happened a while ago, but for whatever reason, people just found out about it today. And one of the biggest things that's listed in there is that you can't use Microsoft games that are developed by Microsoft like Viva Pignata, Paylow, or Fables on there.

But if that, that would be on there. No Fables on there. It's pretty much all their Xbox. Are there Microsoft studios games? And that you can use them to make content. And you should read the rules if you're going to do that. But you can use them to make content, but you can't monetize them through DVD sales. Or now they've spelled out YouTube advertisements as well

or website advertisements. I think that there's carved out in there that you can do a donation link. So if you can donate directly to your project, which makes me wonder if that would include Kickstarter as well. I know. It's always hard to keep up with the way the internet changes and fun things. That being said, we're okay. So we get pounded a lot with that, like saying, oh, does that mean that you guys can't

make rivers blue anymore because it's on YouTube? But, you know, the rules before also spelled out that you couldn't sell DVDs and merchandise, obviously we were able to do that. So, you know, we obviously have a different relationship and they just put out a statement where they talked about us and they talked about machinimals that we have commercial agreements with Microsoft that allows to you. So we appreciate your concern, but we're okay. You're still going to see fails the week.

You're still going to see horse every week. You're still going to see red versus blue. Yeah, it'll still be. Thank God. Thank God. Take care. I'm also red versus blue. Yeah, I met other in the other show that the other have.

I mean, fails. I mean, fails. How many episodes and how many views now? And also red versus blue Yeah, then other than other show that the other Have you failed? I mean fails how many episodes and how many views now? God we're like at 104 maybe more than that I don't know yeah 107 I don't know we've done fails so long now joke but Jake making jokes over so roll up. Yeah, there you go What's up? I'm gonna about to start making jokes because Gavin stuck in the beer bottle I think he's trying to be super nunchal on about it About five minutes ago. I jam my finger in this beer bowl. It's just not coming out. It's turning red. His finger is turning red I was trying to do it slightly, but now I'm just gonna now I know is I'm going. Are you are you legitimately stuck? No

Did it that made a great game. I got a finger stuck in a bottle of beer. Wow. What are you drinking there? I was thinking it's not gonna bottle of beer. Wow. What are you drinking there? Why don't you stick your finger in there, you know what I mean? I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I was saying words and that it's all I started talking in, you're gonna do, oh, your hand was right over it again. You're almost in again.

So if I just started talking, at some point, you're getting yourself caught in there. So I've got this favorite new obnoxious thing that I like to do now is I like to buy stuff and then forget about it and then walk back into the store I bought it and put it back. What? Well when I was moving here I found, do you have pot noodles in this country? Like it's a brand, it's like instant noodles. Pot noodles. When I was moving I found one down the back of some stuff I was packing away

that expired in 1998. So and I think it expired like five years after you buy it so it's really old. And I went back into the store where it was bought and I just put it back on the shelf. Why would you do that? Because it's going to be a really annoying and confusing for someone isn't it? It's expired. Yeah, but expired like 10 years ago. Oh my god. What if someone gets in home and eats it?

Well nobody's going to buy it. All the branding is a little different. They've changed their... They've been trying to help buy it. That'd be awesome if they did. You know, it might actually be something that happened to me. I did that one time. There's a weird thing. I don't think they do this anywhere else in the world.

I eat pizza with ranch dressing. Do you do that at all, Jack? I do not. You should not admit to that. Is that an awesome thing? That's a fat person thing. Well, okay, but I don't do that. Don't do that.

I don't do it anymore. I'll eat the garlic butter or whatever that comes with the Papa John stuff. That's just green cooking oil That's even worse I mean ranch with pizza. It's really good. You don't have to put anything on a pizza Never don't but it's he's tried to really good people catch up on pizza. That's insane. I never heard it What that's stupid? You're making that up catch up on pizza? Maybe Maybe some English. It's already got tomato sauce. Catch up's disgusting. It's the food ruiner. I agree.

But as you know, fries would catch up for so much better than a little fry on ketchup. Your opinion is incorrect. No, that is really bad. Catch up is used to hide shitty grease and shitty quality french fries. No, ketchup on fries is good. No, ketchup on fries is good.

Absolutely disgusting. I just ruined our chance to ever get a catch up sponsor for the hot cat but I'm not stand for catch up John Heinz is watcher or not John John Kerry right it wasn't either Heinz guy or no no John Kerry is the bearded why did we look it up when I'm D.B. no no no John Kerry was related or he's he's married into again jackman with the bush fortune I think or whatever the like bush beer. I don't know someone hides I'm sorry John Kerry married into It was the high-spinley. He's white. Bring it. He's white. No, I wasn't doubting you. I said I didn't care. Oh well there you That's a whole different story. I'm sorry that I'm adding to this fucking podcast.

I got a little bit awkward. Can't use this as a whole podcast. This is 10 minutes. Yeah, but it's once that we care about. So listen, so one time I was heading home and she got down. I was heading home and burned out a fucker to the gun. My, um, Jordan, she ordered a pizza and she called me and she said, I ordered pizza. So I I said I'll stop and I said did you get any ranch dressing? She said she said no So I thought I'd stop being some pizza or some ranch dressing for my pizza. I stopped at a gas station I Wait, wait, why I did not notice this but it was like a

Randall over ranch dressing in a gas station convenience store They've been like facing the window with the sun hitting it. It had been there so long the label was faded. God. I think when I finally looked at it, it was like 10 months expired. When I put it on there and ate it, when the ranch dressing got my mouth, it actually physically crackled like a lot of rocks. It was the worst feeling ever. It was the most spoiled disgusting thing ever.

Is that what pro-brox is, do you think? This old condiments? I don't think that's what that is. I don't know pro proxes, but it's not that. For some reason, I have this weird thing where I'm disgusted by spoiled milk, but I can't taste it. So there's been several occasions

where I've had milk that's gone bad at my house and I like poured in some cereal, I poured glasses, started drinking it, and my wife will look at me with it, like a disgusted look under her face, and say, what are you doing? Having some milk like that milk expired. Like it is like you can't taste it. Oh, you can't like that.

Like lumps come on zero. Yeah, one time it was practically lumpy and I was I was eating it with some cereal. I can't you tell. Yeah, I guess it tastes a little funny. I mean, it was the cereal. But okay, if it and milk does expire and it goes bad, it is lumpy. Like, is that unhealthy for you?

Or is it? I think it is unhygienic. It is unhygienic. Just take your eggs out. Go back to the store and put it back on the shelf. Just cheese expire? Yes. Yes, cheese expire.

Cheese does expire? I know this because I had some expired craft in my fridge that I found over the weekend. Oh. I think I've over the weekend. Oh. I think I'm expired cheese. Is this just like got mold on it and stuff, I guess? Yeah, like I'd never seen mold on a slice of craft before. It's like holy shit.

So like I went and I found the package and it expired in January. Nice. I didn't know the individually wrapped you. Oh, God. I didn't know that coffee could mold. Yep, coffee can mold. That's great.

See like floating skin of mold. What does this oil do? Um, is water corn? But water might eventually get like algae in it. Whenever we do, uh, every Thanksgiving, we do the turkey that we deep fry. And that's like five gallons of peanut oil that I use for that. I never know if like, can I save that and then use it the next year

if I get it up to like 400 degrees? Is it expensive? It's not expensive, but the thing is you would hate this, is that you can't just throw it away because you have to like recollect the oil, put it back in the container and then you have to take it somewhere to be disposable.

No, yeah. Put it on the plant, so something. Nope. Oil is bad. Oil would, like, kill anything. Like, you can't dump it in the plant, so something. No, oil is bad. Oil would kill anything. You can't dump it in the garage. You'll have a permanent oil stain there.

There's dumping in your neighbor's yard. Problem solved. I fucking hate having rules and having to dispose of stuff a certain way. I know recently we have some people here at the company who are probably doing the right thing who are investigating ways to dispose of batteries properly. I never said, always says some batteries dispose of correctly. How, I just chuck them in a bit. You can do the best buy, and best buy has got the big thing to it.

You can't just throw them away. No, they're mercury and like lead. We're actually getting a battery recycling thing here now, because Ivan discovered that we throw away a lot of batteries and cheeses, that's not acceptable. Or just buy rechargeable batteries. How about that? Or by rechargeable batteries.

I used to do that, but it was a problem where my batteries were thrown away. I think the ultimate example of someone's wealth is do you use AA batteries in your Xbox controllers or do you use the charger one? Why is that a sign of wealth? Because if you could afford to get AA's all the time. Now, if anybody can't afford to buy a rechargeable battery, they'd come with AA's. Why is that a sign of wealth? Because if you could afford to get double a's all the time. No, that means somebody can't afford to buy a rechargeable battery because they come with double a's. It's also convenience. It's like your time is so

worth it. Well, it's cheaper at a time to buy the rechargeable one, isn't it? All right, people on Twitter stop telling me that honey doesn't spoil. I get it. I'm always afraid of something we talk about it. But God damn podcast, that's going to take over my Twitter feed for a year. There you go. I have the gun better about it. Goddamn podcast, that's gonna take over my Twitter feed for a year. There you go. Have they gotten better about that? Have they gotten better at being... No, I'm sure like, I'm sure like a week from now,

somebody's gonna be like, honey, doesn't put it. You don't know if it's weird about Twitter in the podcast. People will listen to the podcast, and they'll respond to me on Twitter, and like 12 p.m. on a Friday, like in context. So I'm going, no, that was by Stanley Kruber. I'm like, the fuck are you talking about? And then they'll, then if we make a correction later in the podcast, like, oh, okay going, no, that was by Stanley Kubrick. I'm like, fuck you, talk about it. And then if we make a correction,

later in the podcast, like, oh, okay, cool, you caught it. Like, you didn't even wait till the end. You're live tweaking. You're gonna finish it. You're live tweaking, so you have to have a week to go. But they don't say like, on the podcast, you said this. They just hear me say it or just say it, and then he just responded to us.

It's like, what do you talk about? Sometimes I have to play internet detective, like, okay, what's going on here? We have Stanley Kubrick and we have a tweet. Well, no, actually, it's funny. Um, on Twitter last night, I mentioned, I was like, hey, remind me to pay my mortgage tomorrow. I got a 400 tweets of people telling you to do that. I was going to forget. What are you complaining? It worked. It worked. I'm saying, I'm not complaining. I'm saying, it's my terrible, successful use of Twitter. That's another example of my terrible memory. I once talked about, I made some joke about, it worked. It worked, and I'm saying I'm not complaining, I'm saying I'm not. I'm always... It's my terrible... Successful use of Twitter.

That's another example of my terrible memory. I once talked about, I made some joke about, I want to donate my body to movies when I die, and so I get buried. So I came up with a fake website, bodiesformovies.com. Over some, the next day I get a load of tweets with people just linking me bodies for movies.com. Yeah, someone bought it. Which now redirects to my profile and roostee. For a while, I was like, why do I keep...

I have to have a post about the toilet that weighs your poop? Yeah. Someone bought shitsdats.com. Oh, they did? That's the best thing I've ever seen. People were bitching about the fact that someone bought shitsdats.com. That might be the quote of the podcast right there. You know, the, uh...

Everything's taken by the way. I was, Jeff was trying to figure out the other night if Dicks, Dicks, Dicks, and more Dicks was taken, dot com was taken, oh, some of that, and it was, it's like everything's gone. Trying to come up with something involving a dick. I just think at that house, you guys should just come up with another word for dick, because you don't see the same thing. I'm afraid you're going to get a repetitive stress on your throat from seeing the word dick

over and over again. This is one vocal chord that's the one that's in charge of dick. You don't know what to eat. You don't count it at the table and you go, so what do you want to talk about for Dix today? Literally it's like two minutes of the conversation. Just straight to Dix. We actually have a, there's a piece of paper

and by the conference room where you can write down when you're gonna use the conference room and what you wanna talk about and eating. And every week we write down, buts me in. There's one thing I got in piece of paper every week that's buts me in. We just give the know what it is. We use that for you. So at 3.30 on a Friday, butsmeeing. There's one thing I got to ampeas of paper every week that's butsmeeing. We just give the know-how to use that. I think so at 3.30 on a Friday butsmeeing. Kerry came to a butsmeeing he did really well. Yeah. Well I was in Australia I missed one of the early butsmeeing

and he took minutes for it. I would just think I don't think I've ever seen another conference room meeting schedule on that thing aside from the butsmeeing. I used to, right when you're leading up to RTX maybe RTX. Maybe RTX. I would sketch a lot of meetings. But I think I don't know that thing that exists long after or it was like maybe a few weeks before RTX like before we had it then we had this like this this for me to fill out to use the conference room and that you know the butts meeting he's been on there ever since. Got a permanent place on Friday afternoon.

I'm going to talk about what is the butt meeting? Which is about different aspects of butts. I'm not a part of the butts meeting. I'm not allowed to be in the butt meeting. Jack's not invited. It's mainly Michael Ray, myself, and Carrie if he's available. Carrie's a busy guy though, so we can't always get hold of him. But, pretty good.

He's been standing on a ladder this whole podcast. I don't know why. It's because that is a weird screenshot. You know, you talk about all the websites that are taking like the big sticks and more dicks. And I think we've talked about this on a podcast before. Nothing but I think the barrier to entry to owning a domain is too low. Like it's so cheap to get a domain. Yeah, you think it should be like a grand. Yeah, like, you know, you can get one for like 15 bucks on

Dodster. You know, hover was one of our sponsors a couple weeks ago that think there it's 10 bucks for a domain. It's like, it's like nothing. It's like an afterthought by a domain. You don't have to host it now. Right, host it for you. Yeah. And so I think we should raise the barrier to entry.

That what people aren't. Is this guy who owns like 40 domain? Yeah, nobody does it. They're just like, they're just like parked pages. Nobody actually does anything interesting. We're guilty of it too. I mean, we own straight sneak kills, gay, double doors. We still have that? Oh, we lost that one.

We lost that one. Well, someone's about to buy it. We've let some of our skills like pre-adding presidential sluts we like go, right? No, I was, you told me to let that one go, but I reclaimed it. I read it to that one. I can't let presidential sluts go. That was Dick Fock, vagina butt for a while. We still own that one. Yeah, so a friend of mine for a long time, he's a musician and he'd be on stage singing and whatever. Maybe I'd go to my website at chocolateunit.com and so for his birthday, I went and registered chocolateunit.com for like 10 years.

So now I just redirects to his Facebook. Why would he say that? I don't know, because chocolateunit sounds like an awesome website. Thanks. My character was the time we let the achievement hundred domain. That was your favorite?

That was a scary day. I was with Jeff in a hotel room in London when that happened. He was cacking his pants. That was a rough day. We lost the achievement hundred dot com. I think Bernie called me like on a Sunday morning. He's like, is achievement hundred just a park page for you? I was like, no, it's a, oh, wait, the fuck? Yeah.

So what was, okay, what was the story behind that? Like as far as getting it back I know we let it lapse by the laps put the register our help holds on to it for I guess a day or two okay so that does happen you're able to contact the register thank god for that you so just so you know we register things way out like Rischardy.com, we have 2,432 days before that expires. That's how far out it's registered. Do you have Gavin3.com? I don't know.

You have Gustarola.com? I have Starola.com. You have Starola. But is Gustarola.com something different? Who cares? Like my goal in registering Starola.com is I want to make sure no other Starola in the world had control over the name. Like, there was for one time an

insurance agent in San Antonio whose last name is the role of registered it he had it for a year and I got fucking pissed I was so angry and he lit it laps after that one year so I registered it and I'm like I'm never letting it go nice we're waiting for it to tick down I had I set an alert I said a calendar reminder so I could register that domain so we know you're Bernie burns I come I have Jack I know I'm Bernie.com. What do you do for do you use it for anything? I use it for mail. Yep. Use it as a website for anything. No, I just have that that stupid part page for that Remember they got in all the trouble with Bernie. Yeah, when was last time you the Bernie what's on Bernie?com? I'm right. It's will Ferrell play in the cowbell. You sure? He's it

I don't have access to that one. I would check on the internet, I'm allowed to keep working on it. We're allowed to check if it's relevant. I'll put it up on the thing. Make sure we cut to jacks so someone can make a gift out of it. It's really crazy too because I think it's okay to say this. When we first started a cheap it hunter we were going to call it bleed bloop. Remember that? Bleepbleop.com we couldn't get bleeploop.com. Or the YouTube thing. Because that was the bleep loop was the achievement hunter, RVVPSA that we did to announce

the start of achievement. And so we just couldn't get it. But bleep bloopers like this tiny little site. There's Bernie.com if you're watching the live stream. One of the other early ideas for achievement hunter was achieveman.com. Now come on, we've talked about that. It's enough enough. I think it's like the worst name ever.

Yeah, and if you're listening on the audio podcast, well, of course, put all this stuff in the link dump as well. Yeah, yes, dump. Get that problem solved with the M4A or whatever that is, with the links in iOS. No, it's still acting up for stuff here. Some people actually, after I talked about it, they replied that it's working for them.

It's a larger percentage of people than I thought. Yeah. So it must be a bug that's just affecting some people. And I'm one of the people affected by it. That's an iOS 6 thing. It's a podcast app issue. Oh, okay. But not for everyone.

Some people are in iOS 6 and the podcast app it works fine. So how do you feel about the maps on iOS 6? I have had no problems with it. Maybe either. I want to fill it out, I feel like right after I installed iOS 6, and I had no issue getting around the city or anything like that. But I was like, oh, we've got the new maps. I'm like, this is awesome.

I can do all 3D and see which buildings are what you're going to come with. I miss Street View. That was cool. It was Street View on the iOS device. The Google later one. I didn't know that. Yeah. But you can download the Google Maps app, which is like basically,

you can go to Google Maps mobile site. There's no Google Maps native iOS app. Oh, is there not? No, it's everyone for Android or something like that? Yes. OK, that's what it is then. Because I went to the maps.google.com, and it popped up like downless for your phone.

I was like, no, you just had it to your home screen. Essentially, it's a bookmark. Oh, OK. But it works too. So we had to be kind of old school domain guys, though, too, where we would just, we always felt like you had to register in.com. It's not really the case anymore, because people just look up stuff on Google.

Or the painted arkear YouTube. YouTube is now the second most used search engine in the world. Wow. Really? Yeah, it's Google and YouTube. YouTube is a search engine. And then what? Probably Yahoo.

Or somebody maybe Bing is in there somewhere? Man. How good received sponsored Bing? But so, search for social. I had changed it by two domains, but one was super ridiculously expensive. One was RT.com for Ruger's Heath. I thought it would be great to have the smallest possible domain name, but I think that was like $75,000.

And that's on my like it, some Russian, Russian. Russian today owns it. Does anyone have actually joined a new or major site? Yeah, it's huge. Does anyone have dot com? Dot dot com. Just Does anyone have dot com? Dot com. Just a very good job. And then armyb.com.

I could have got an RVB.com for, it was $20,000. I was like, I just cannot as a business event. Just like a 20 grand for RVB. I know CNET owns com.com. Oh, yeah. Who owns WWE.com? I don't know. I've seen that before.

So dot com is taken. It's Park Beach. She's pretty. It's just great use of that website. Maybe her name's dot. We know the guy named that owns XE.com. Yeah. Which is that exchange.

I can't see. I bought my copy of Final Doom, autographed by John Romero from that guy. Well, I bought it from the Childs Play auction that we went to last winter. Really? Yeah, he donated that. I didn't know that. He's T-Dangler.

Yeah, yeah. So it was funny. There's a story behind that. So we went to the Childs Play auction last December. And was it December? I guess. And so there was one item there that I was like, this is, if I'm going to spend money on anything, this is going to be it.

And it was a copy of Final Doom, autographed by John Romero. And I was like, this game was probably one of the most important games of my life as a kid growing up. And so I'm looking at it, I'm like, I'm not going to spend more than three inner bucks on this thing. And so it started off like like $50. I put like a hundred on there and I walked away. It's a sign-on auction. Did you lose your virginity before or after you played Doom? After. Well, that was like, I was I was super young when I played Doom. How old? Huh? How old? Well, let me finish the story. We have no one

I want to ask this question. How old? I was 19 when I lost my Virginia. I will read you have a what? I then I hear someone say whoa and That was a really bad old Jesus. I think I was 18 or 19 Yeah, I was about that age. I was about 17 or 18. I went to college early. I was 17 when I went to college. OK, shut up. I'll gather.

Shut up. We're not a better subject now. 19. You can lost your virginity in your teens. That seems impossible. By the way, I'm convinced everyone's lying. Why? I did it.

Why? I just don't believe Jack. Well, why would you lie? You're saying you just got, you got later, younger or older? You said 18 or older. I'm not sure. I think I was 19. Yeah. I don't believe it really I know that I think you at 25 No, you're an asshole anyway, that was the first thing they made the crew laugh

So anyway, so I like so I was like I'm not gonna spend more than three hundred bucks on this thing throughout the night End of going up I hit 300 and then like someone put like 400 down for the way each of that losing your agency now yes I'm trying to be lost in a woman and uh... and so I walked back by and I was looking at this thing and this guy you this Stephen he was like he saw me looking at you say oh I donated that if you if you win that I can get Romero to personalize it for you and I was like that's pretty fucking cool so I'm like so I put 450 down, I set the pin down and they said, auctions over, that's it, game over,

that's it, finally, you know, everyone step away. And I was like, oh, so I sniped it by accidents. But then I gave it to it, like I literally like paid for it, handed it to him and then he mailed it off to John Romero and then they mailed it to me. Yeah, there's no way you were 19. Ha ha ha. Where were you and God?

I mean, ask your mom how old I was. Oh, that was not oh No way yeah, she's it she might be watching right now. That is she's not a sponsor. It's okay But I'm logged in at home. We'll put this up for the public later. I'm gonna see the 18 teams late for somebody who grew up in Europe. Yeah What the fuck? I don't know. I was on the internet a lot. Yeah. And your British accent did not have a point. It did nothing for me at England.

It didn't help in my way to work. It didn't help in my way to work. Back then. Wait, so you said 18? Why are you playing catcher? You said 18, 29, 19. You said 17 or 18. Oh, you said 17 or 18.

So you were in high school. I was in college. I got to be college. I gave you college. I just turned 17 when I came. So you missed your college. I'm sure all those freshman girls were off for the 17 year old

Dude, I've seen pictures of you at 17. You look like a fucking 12 year old I did yeah, you were beating the pussy off with a stick. I was yeah, it was It was tough. It was tough. I that's always my workout routine is beating off Who's in charge of that quote quote of the week? Tweet thing that happens on the Rusey's podcast account. I don't know. I'll be it Yeah, absolutely be it. I used to be the Adam Sandler video. Oh, my God. So you said 18 or 19.

I said 19. I looked at God with a mace. So I can't. So what's going to happen? So basically, we almost out on high school. Like none of us got late nights. Oh, no. God, no.

God, man. That's not surprising. Not surprising. You're out in your high school. My memory's terrible. Why did you graduate at like 10th grade? Memory's terrible. That would be something I would think memory's terrible. Why don't you graduate at like 10th grade? Memory's terrible. That would be something I would think you would remember.

The first time you got laid. I remember that moment, because it was terrible. But it's terrible all around the world. Gavin, someone said your fly is down. He's watching. They just made me look. It's fine. Is it down?

No, it's up. Idiot. Nope. At least you're not wearing shorts as we can show off your John Thomas. It's true. So we're complaining about my Holocaust-looking legs after the first podcast. So I'm gonna pass now. My Holocaust-looking legs anymore.

What is that? Jesus. You look much better. Just podcasts are taking a really really weird, at least actual turns. So we're talking recently about how everyone likes grapes, now grapes are awesome. Yep. I've discovered that food So we jumped to me

I got bored of all that doom shit anyway, but like sex. What's my doom? All right, yeah, but we'll try to buy sex with us Nobody much like doom Hey, let's thank the guy who sent us all this Yeah, a WM 22 on the site he was supposed to come by for a tour this week, but I guess something popped up and he wasn't able to make it after all. So instead of coming on a tour, he sent us a ton of liquor instead. Somebody told me he's a doctor. He's a doctor. Yeah. Doctor awesome. That's so much. He's a doctor of liquor. A doctor of getting fucked up.

No, that's a skunky beer. Well, so it was still us. That was great. It's fine. We went to Belgium. We had to wait a Stella. God. It was good. We went to Belgium, we had a Stirlis. God, it was good. Do you remember the beer we had in? Was it Antwerp with the chalice? The goblet. The woman that was trying to kill us. So yeah, I just don't like that. That's how I tell Jürgen that he lost all the parts of the beach.

There's a woman running a bar in... Yeah, it was wrong in every year. Yeah, and she just kept feeding us. She was trying to murder us. And then the only memory I have of that night is all the video you took where Jeff's wrestling me in the hotel room and trying to punch my knob in some stuff.

Once again, this is gonna be straight to the dicks with these two. Anyway, this is what I was saying about grapes, right? Some food is only good at the size that it is. Like, I love grapes. I could eat like 50 grapes. But. But.

Go on. If there was just one grape, the size of like a. Right. An apple or something, wouldn't be as good. Right. Even though it's the same volume as 50 grapes. Or if you had tons of like, tons of tiny apples,

they'd be like, yeah, you could fit Lee, be it night. I could see tons of tiny apples being in the noise. A giant grape would be awesome. No, it would be like, it turns a tiny apples. Yeah, you feed me, you know. I could see it turns a tiny apple being an ointment. A giant grape would be awesome. No, it would be like, it would be awesome. It would go all over your shirt. And the skin is the best bit. It wraps around every individual grape. It was just one skin.

I'm not sure it was one skin as opposed to multiple skin. I'm not sure a load of grape flesh would be good in a big ball. I don't think it would be any good. If someone could use a skin, a bunch of grapes, and then put them all in a bowl, and you could just eat those and see how it is. Or can someone genetically modify a grape to be huge just so we can try it? Because that sounds much easier.

Then you can make a football size reason. That would be awesome. Why is it, I was gonna compare it to a bigger fruit. I should've said grapefruit. Why is it called a grapefruit? I don't know. It's nothing to do with it. No, not at all I don't have these the same family. What's a grape is it citrus or what is it? Yeah? No, I don't know It's probably one of those weird things like a vine it might be closely related to a tomato a grape

Right no, I just look it up on IMDB right now I Let's look it up on IMDB right now I think I've won your race since I've been working with Dean Stockwell You are on IMDB. I have the one thing on IMDB now, something on the IMDB You are on IMDB for like 20 minutes We've got footage now, we can look it up You're like, I have to link the years now as it's I look at the juxtapquel, I have the length of the trivia of length of the years That was it's Oh

Grigio I like that drain sound that a cat makes this turn up So it doesn't sound like a terrifying. Yeah, you know I can't once it right before it threw up I swear to you it can't walk in the room. It looks mean the eyes and it said hello Hello I thought in my mind it practiced that for years and got one word out in the bar The effort is saying hello my cat's got them to have it now throwing up on my bed Which is the worst way to wake up Nothing's worse than what you have a 4 a.m. And having a cat throwing up on you You'll cut through up on your bed and then you just went back to sleep and left it now

I'm throwing up on you. Didn't you say you'll cut through a point of your bed and then you just went back to sleep and left it at that. No, I'm throwing up his way worst. No, he fell a spest out with Cheetos. Well, that was a different story. It's a whole different story. That was one of the few times I blacked out in my life. Was my friend's dump Cheetos on me and then ate the whole of my life. He didn't get laid in high school.

That was not even a college, actually. But I had a cat with our dog, my cat. I had a girlfriend who had a cat and we were not a good town for the weekend and we came back. I my pillow in her bed, they can't shit. I'm gonna kill her. I'm gonna send me a message. I'm volleyball. Get the fuck out. What is with JoVay? He keeps like coming by. It's like he's trying to-

He was like sleeping here on the couch. It was perfect and then I don't know, here bottles are something glass clanking and you ran off. Everybody scared him death. I love this. Oh look at Joe on the camera frame for all you people listening at home He's not just a set really well, doesn't he? He is I guess he does we can't even look at So I miss the last podcast that you do any pendulum stuff with Joe the cat No, my favorite this long cat does he do upside down pendulum? What does he have? with Joe the cat. No, my favorite thing is this long cat. Does he do upside down pendulum? What does he have to do? No, no, no, I wouldn't do that to him. I'll do it like that. Oh, they're cheapful. No, you were saying it's funny because now everyone sort of handles Joe a little bit more rough. Lindsay, Lindsay only takes that with Joe now. Yeah,

Joe the cat's awesome. I saw her sliding across the studio floor here the other day. He was just being an asshole. Actually, a good thing for you to search is that a boring shit would be the video of the rumectal cod is driving over the cat. The cat doesn't give a damn. I look that up. Yeah, look that video up. I'm sure if I look them cat doesn't give a fuck. I'm going to get three totally in responses though.

Full screen that video. Let's see here. Google doesn't give a fuck. Use the number two search engine friend, YouTube. We just have a close up of a Joe. This is Joe Typing. Google doesn't give use the number two search engine friend YouTube We just have a close up of a Joe. This is Joe typing Cat I want to see this cat don't give a fuck about all right here we go. This isn't the video What is this? I don't know what this is but this looks awesome. I don't know what whoa What what is look at this multiple pain we've got going on here?

Wow this multiple pain we've got going on here. Wow, these cats do not tear up our puss oranges. So for those of you listening at home, you can watch this in the linked up. These cats along with not give a fuck about this. Along with five other videos apparently. I don't know if I can get that with my cat. What if it's an orange size of a basketball? That I want, like an orange size of a pumpkin.

Yeah, an orange is too fiddly Yeah, it's just too much effort in it a great fruit is not worth Ian Three advertisement for whatever set that is Video No, no, no to talk about something else. Cut to it. It's a depressed kitty cat. He's so sad. How long have you owned your cats, Jack? Wounded Uday and Kusei, who's saying it killed.

That's a good question. 2004? Oh, yeah, maybe. I was supposed to be in 2004. I got my cats the week after uh Uday God damn it the week after Uday and Kuse who say and were killed okay um but they were they were alive

for a few months before then like they were they were born probably three or four months before that so I found out my cat Lloyd my cats are named Uday and Kuse by the way if anyone's listening to the book yeah my cat was born on the day that my great grandmother died like the exact day

trip you're right she's in there you believe in the nation in right today not a day so I just I forget I did a research for what you know I did research for a project I was writing and I was trying to figure out how many people died in a day what's wrong? He's looking at the post. Oh, Jack's going to the cat video. I'm sorry, we can move away from that.

It's a cat looking very depressed. So, doing research, how many people died in a day? I think it was like 85,000 I figured out. So, what I did was I took like how many people die in a year and you know, the birth rate for the year, the death rate for the year and then divided it by 365 days, and then also trying to figure out how many people die in the US every single day versus like the 25,000 seems like a low number. I was researching it for a script. I want to look more people dying a day, like out of 6 billion people in the world.

85,000 seems like an insignificant number. In a day? That's a big turnover, dude. But you still have a lot of people being born and we're still growing. So so are there cemetery's that are just acpacity where you can't put anyone else I think there's all cemeteries that you're in a lot to bury people and it's what's the point of them? What does that mean? Why they still there shortly? It's got to the point where everyone who knew that person's dead anyway, so just so what bulldoze it concrete get a new one What do you mean bulldoze it? What does that mean? Yeah, but you should have to dig into the ground

What do you do without the fucking bodies? I think you should be illegal. I think you should be illegal to bump in bomb people. I think you should be illegal people. Yes. Yeah, don't put people in. But you don't involve them. Just don't put people in the floor. It's a weird place. I'm alone. I'm always going. They go waste of resources.

Just recycle. Yeah, everything's natural, right? Just throw them in the forest. Could you make me into like a plant fertilizer or something? What is that? They are naturally a plant fertilizer. Do it. Do put me in a bag. Just die. Don't is that? They are naturally a plant fertilizer. Do it. Do it.

Put me in a bag. Just die. Don't put your bag. Just don't put your bag. All right. I'll turn you in. Let's do a living will on the fly here. Do you want to be hooked up to a machine to be survived?

No. Like the day that it no. Just a day. A day on the machine. I'm not back in the day. I clock it. 24 hours. And then we can put the thing on a timer.

Like one of the Christmas lights. It's like timers. And then shut it off after a day. Didn't make it. Then do you want to be bombed? No. Do you want to be buried? Why is the point you want to be done

with your moral remains? Pre-made, yeah. Like in a like, jip or just like in a video. BodyStormovies.com. I really don't care. And then what do you want to be done? I'm already taking that with bodies from movies.com. I'm gonna be just propped up in a war movie

with C4 and my stomach. What about on a machine? Do you want to be kept alive on a machine? Nah, okay, we're gonna use this. Probably you. I say one week on a machine, then after that pull everything out of me. What's gonna happen in that week? Maybe on week-up, I don't know. Whatever. That was a crazy story we talked about a long time ago about the people who were in comas. Yeah. And they give them what medicine was it? Oh, it's some got to go over the counter-cultenetic. No, no, it was a it was a sleep medicine ambient

The Indian ambient sounds like a rubbing relief movie people in a coma like innings to give them ambient and they wake up and they're lucid for an hour one hour and then the ambient wears off And they go back into the so do they remember the experience they had when they're awake Like can you say goodbye? Yeah, that's like the next day. They remember I imagine that imagine this you wake up All right, you've been asleep for 15 years You're gonna be dead in an hour but I want you to know that I was here the whole time right and then the person's like what we took what dead I wouldn't even want to that's the gonna be the worst hour ever don't

don't do that somewhere for the record they come back they just go back to the coma so eventually come wake them up the next day just like an extreme version of flowers for Aldrinon. Yeah. I think the, the, the average version of the, the fucked up thing was like they give them the dose of ambient or whatever. I think I'm pretty sure it's ambient. It's not ambient.

I'm pretty sure it's not. They wake up, they're totally lucid. Then as the effectiveness wears off, they like the speech starts slurring. They slow down like they can't quite form sentences. And they start to panic and they go rigid because they know they're going back to it. Yeah, they go rigid because they know they're going back to yeah they go rigid because gravity because they keep the body behind the heel or the thing they start to say like oh no I'm going back to that you know oh that's

creepy that's twisted man that that's hot so I'm gonna do that to someone you know I always think about this whenever we get to the the discussions of like consciousness and or like death for instance people are so frightened of death something I always point out is the fact that people are scared of being dead and they're like lasting through time, through infinity, that they're going to be dead that entire time. But you were already not existing for an infinity before you were born. That's what I always say. At least you're not afraid of that. At least for a billion years associated with not ever having been here for an infinite amount of time

because infinity stretches go through. For the second, I talked about this actor podcast a couple of months ago. Did we? Five hundred and three to death. And not the idea. That freaks me out, man. You're not aware of it.

No, I'm not saying that. The idea that life ceases to exist at some point. Whatever happens afterwards, that's a whole other story. But it's like the idea that like you have a limited number of time on this planet, on planet Earth. And it's too much. It's tiny.

Everything you wanna do. Now, it accomplishes everything you will do. Yeah, but I mean, well, you know, you can attempt to do as much as you can, but you know, like, you know, either you make maybe you survive for another, it's, you know, 45, 50 years. And that's why it's, or, you know, a couple of weeks

and it's kind of, it's really. And it's so bad that death is so final as well. Like, one person who's not even related to your life in any way can just make a mistake, like, Steve's while they're driving and veering to you on the street. You'll be over. A video of you know.

I was trying to pass another guy and he said, oh, no, I'm not going to do that. So he comes back and he clips the back wheel of the person he's trying to pass. He's just driving normally. And then that person just flips off the road. Yeah. Like it's smashed into an 18 wheeler.

Uh, this is always like obsessed with getting into disaster while flying or an accident happening on a plane. And say you are way worse off in your day-to-day life in a car. Yeah. Like you are the power ability of having a traumatic accident I don't want to talk about it because I don't want to like jinx us into having something Yeah, I'm not superstitious in anyway you believe in the coincidence as we've been having though

That's a coincidence Yeah, there was another one that happened just like that just Yesterday I was at the gym and they were talking about somebody else who goes to gym and like missed her time And like he said and as soon as he said that, she called and said, I can't make it to the A2PF. And it's like it's six in the morning. Like just as you finish talking about her. And it's like the weirdest coincidence possible.

Yeah, I always hate that when I'm deciding between two. Usually with flights, it's like I was going to get this flight, but I guess I have to change it to this flight. And I worry about like, what if the flight I change to is the one that's going to crash. But in the end you just have to think about that for a minute and just be like I'm an idiot. No see like plain like planes I'm more relaxed on planes than probably driving honestly like when I step into a plane I have this weird thing where I'm like well for the next four hours or however long I'm on this plane I literally have no control of my outfit. But you have to check it to roll up.

Exactly I have no control over the fate of what happens to me between the time I step on the plane and off. You don't have control over anything, ever, though. What, I would, I would, I would, I would, I would, Your heart could just stop. Okay, but I mean, I could, I could, You could choke. If I'm in a car,

You have to, I'd be right, shut up. I'd directly impact what I'm doing. Like, if I'd spin the real, real, real, real, right, I'm gonna go right. Yeah. If I'm on a plane, I'd just sit there. No, you, like, well, No, you could mess up a plane if you wanted. No, I don't know if you could

Open the door, yeah, I'm like you though. There's no one on the window. I go the way that I'm optimistic I think if I switch flights this might be an arrogance thing that the plane I was on is gonna crash I'm not gonna make the 12-clock flash switch to the three Those fuckers gonna crash I'm gonna fight I'm convinced that's going to happen. I think we talked the other day about just like, I think it was like three or four weeks you went to podcast how we have gone a really long time with no flights being delayed. I've been on like three delayed flights now since we had that conversation.

Messy Hector, you remember an even weir coincidence is back when we were at the old office of downtown, we were going to go to lunch one day, we were walking out the front door and we thought oh isn't it weird there hasn't been a plane crash in a long time An air disaster and then we got to the restaurant and all over the news was the us airways flight that landed on the Hudson Oh, I was actually flying that's the hamburger. Yeah, yeah, I was glad. Oh, did you see the thing? I tell you any man flight. Yeah, yeah, the flight radar 24. Have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen that before That's it's a map of the world that shows you every plane where. Oh, flight, yeah, yeah, the flight radar 24. Have you seen it? I had seen that before. That's really cool. It's a map of the world that shows you every plane where it is in flight right now.

Is it mental? It's unbelievable. Is it free? Is it the website? If the F-pop. It's a website, but I mean, yeah, no site. Yeah, it's free. So if the F-pop, there'll be plenty of people

in the sky still. That's an interesting point. What happened if the world like went, what would it pop? What would it do? If all the tectonic plates turned over, like that would be scary. Yeah, pancake. Yeah, and then there were like, we like if all the tectonic plates like turned over like that can be scary yeah pancake yeah and then they're like we're all in the in the

blava speaking of all planes like shit world all the dots like this and then all of a sudden it's like what does he think about a plane that uh well it's something that's interesting to me it's like let's say a planes in New York and it's flying to LA yeah it doesn't fly to LA where LA is when it takes off It flies to where LA will be when it gets there. So Steve's job is to rotate. I don't escape to where the puck is I escape to where it's gonna be oh yeah, it's a thing kind of thing like it's moving so it's it has to Account for that so I showed this gift to Gavin which will put in the link dump the other day We were talking about the rotation of the planets around the Sun like this

But there's not the actual movement of the planets. Yeah. The movement of the planets, because they're moving through the galaxy. It's like this. They're like, you show me, you show me the solar system in relation to the still universe. Yeah. And it's just like barreling through space and everything's like doing this. It's like, it looks like, what is that corridor digital video where they did the dubstep guns and it's like, all the stuff. It's cool. It looked like that, basically.. It looks like that. It looks like those particle guns where everything's like going in the spiral around it. So crazy cool through.

Do you fly faster if you're going against the rotation of the earth? Or is the atmosphere going with you? The more is the jet stream. So the rotation does affect you, but the jet stream affects the space. But the jet stream is specific to the US. Well, wind, the jet stream is what we're used to, but upper atmosphere is going. But you fly faster, you're flying more miles per hour because it's rotating towards you.

I mean, although it is the change in your mind zones. Wouldn't it be quicker than, instead of flying around the Earth, wouldn't it be quicker just to go into space and then wait and then go down? Why do you, if you want to travel? If someone was acting in the control group, so Gavin, what you're saying is instead of the airport, if we just had places where we went

and we all just jumped really high. We just had, like, jump and you hold on to a bungee cord that's attached to a space stand. No, we just had your weight. We just had space waiting rooms, right? You go up, you stand, go back down, save a fortune on fuel. It would take you 24 hours to get back to where you were.

So 12 hours can be anywhere in the world Why 12 hours because the earth would rotate dumbass What if the bit you want to get to is 23 hours away? So traveling traveling west would be easy travel ease would be a fucking pain in the ass Yeah, so they just be if you go in west get on the Waiting room and traveling each her lab take a place be if you go west get on the way in room. I'm traveling you sure loud take a place. How about that? The guy the red bull guy who's jumping from the atmosphere. I didn't watch that. It's like no they postponed it. He's jumping from the atmosphere. No no no. So it's 120,000 feet. 120,000 feet is this. You

have to break the sound there. You wouldn't want a live stream. Yeah that's a little like the idea of a human body. It's like it sounds like a really cool thing. There's an Air Force pilot who I want to say did this in the 60s really he jumped like they they basically had a giant hot air balloon and they basically put him in a Space suit and he took this gondola up to I think 120 or 150,000 feet and jumped down He like I said broke the sound barrier took him like half an hour to come back down to that was the thing Where there was no air resistance at first And he could only tell he was falling by looking back up at the thing he jumped out of Wow

In fact that it was going like I didn't even like, oh I am, I am because he just jumped out and he was like Oh Yes There's nothing hitting it It'd be really confusing That's the way it's supposed to be But we were talking about a bit of it, coincidence and stuff

You showed me a video of some woman filming a storm I guess she was in a conservatory Oh yeah She was like, well the wind is crazy and all this rain is happening and then she was like look at this tree This tree is gonna stop blowing really hard in a second and lightning just strikes the tree. Yeah shit So it's amazing, but the coincidence so Mrs. I if there was a god. He was just like I'll give her this one This is going on YouTube and massive spark fire. I think God has like a reddit account that he's like trying to build up karma Well, I'll show that video up. It's good. We know we had a buddy who got it to the top of reddit just the other day

Is that Aaron and Eric they went to a place in San Antonio where they ordered a medium pizza that I think is like 60 inches in Diet not yet. I think there's 42. Is it 42? I think there's a 60 inch version They put it up nice to Caleb. It was bigger than her though So I mean, she's she's she's not this way Small but we were talking about There's a guy I was looking up for doing research for Sleep, yeah, sleep deprivation. You want to look at that? You can play it if you want to all right, so sleep. Yeah, sleep deprivation. You want to look at that? You can play it if you want to.

All right. So that's Florida. I can tell right now that's Florida. Florida. You only see those screened in porches. Get a sound that. What you're muted. What was it? I said, don't meet it. The best thing is the sound. That's not what you're supposed to. What's closest you've ever been to lightning lightning strike. I was once at... I was with you, I was close to that. One time I was at a stoplight and a four-way intersection obviously. And I was stopped at a red light and then right across the street for me I turned and looked

to the left and there was a tree there and I looked at it for some reason. Then there's a lightning strike right there. So almost a 10 feet, 15 feet, something like that. And it was loud as fuck. When time was with Gavin, it was one across the street. Yeah, like running to home slice in between the, I wanna be, I wonder if there's ever been a dude who was just stood out in the storm

and just tried to punch lightning as it came down. Directing us ever had to. I want you to be the guy, dude. Never ever happened. I want you to be the guy. If that has ever happened, what is it? It's a fucking idiot getting wet punching at the sky. If that's all that.

It's just like, they're throwing it down. We're like, yeah. You were like, you were looking at pool. Have you ever seen slow motion lightning strike? No. It's pretty cool. How many fruits for a second? Does that have to be?

It's not actually that fast. Because what happens is, is that lightning strikes from the earth up to the sky. Not always. Well, most of the time it's a load of tiny little partially visible borks of lightning that are like finding their way through the earth like this, and the first one to hit the ground then sends the lightning up back up to the sky.

But you basically see a load of like different pieces of lightning and then the first one that hits winds. It's bad at us. How many frames per second do you have to record to get that? 10,000 probably to see the forks. It depends how far away you are. Everything in high speed just depends on how close are you.

And lighters. Lighters. Yeah, lighting is self-providing. You guys ever seen what happens in the human body that's scarring the people get from getting hit by lightning? It goes away after like a week doesn't it? No, I don't think so It's got a pattern I don't know what the name is but there's some specific pattern that it makes it's like this cool like tree branch

Paterners people's arms and I think it's about on the podcast once yeah, but then you made fun of the way I say compilaries compilaries I've determined the word that Gavin pronounces to me. That's the funniest is the way he says yogurt Yulk it. Yolk it. I don't know why, it's just too good of word anyway, but Yolk it makes me laugh. All right, well we need to wrap up. Real quick though, because I want to do touch base on a couple things and this is relevant.

David Blaine, the illusionist slash like promotional stunt guy. Slash douchebag. Slash whatever. He announced what his next big stunt will be, which is he wants to break the record or sleep deprivation You're getting that wrong. He actually so he did an AMA on reddit and he because he's promoting some new thing And they said the one thing they said well what you never do and he said sleep deprivation really that was the thing That was that that's that terrifies I mean I have staying up for what is he doing?

He's doing a thing where he I think he's staying or I think he's like standing upright for some amount of Give the shit about David Blaine at this point? I really didn't give a shit about David Blaine, but he did a TED talk. It was actually pretty fascinating. You should link that in the link. He's just too douchey and cringe-worthy to look at. But I studied sleep deprivation for a script.

We were working on day five, this is why it's relevant. There's a kid in the 60s, a high school kid who decided he was gonna break the record for sleep deprivation. And he did his name is Randy Gardner, and I'm working from memory here. He did, I think, 11 days. Totally. Yeah, and he was under like the, you know, watch of a medical team, and he stayed awake for 11 days.

And the big thing about sleep deprivation is loose nations. Like there were times where he thought he was a football player winning the Rose Bowl. He was like sitting there in a chair and he's like,'s like talking to people like, yeah, I don't think I don't think there's a way the brain. I'm sure he did sleep. He just wasn't aware he was sleeping I'm sure the brain does like an awake sleep in an emergency if you need to He did it like a like a micro sleep kind of a thing or just where you like Siphon off some brain power put that sleep and you're just running on like Flip dribbles

You're awake I need a test for that and make he did a he did a press conference at the end of 11 days You're going in and out of lucidity after a while and he was totally lucid for that Then he went to sleep and I think he slept for like 18 hours And he was up for eight hours and he went to sleep for 11 hours and after that totally normal Like he recovered immediately so it took some ambient and he was fine for that amount of time So what I'm trying to do is for day five which are apocalyptic thing about that we shot this at RTX It's our apocalyptic series about people who die when they fall asleep So everyone trying to stay awake. I want to find someone who will help me break the record for sleep

What did you try to film it? He was in no Health danger at all apparently, but But having people die doing that? I don't know. No, you can die from exhaustion, stuff, don't you? Yeah, I guess so. If you overexert yourself, but as long as you maintain hydrated and nourished, you should be okay. What's the longest you think you could stay awake?

The longest I've actually stayed awake, I think, is three and a half days. Yeah. It's just horrible. I've done all night, isn't it going to work? It's awful. Time just works so much slower and it's just horrible. I've done it when I isn't going to work. It's awful. Time just works so much slower and it sucks. Yeah. But people have been asking what's going on with that.

When are we putting out day five? We're actually shooting day five, starting in December. We have a new show that we're casting for right now, which we're going to be shooting at the end of this month and then through the middle of next month. And then that'll be coming out through the end of the year. We work on day five, we'll be shooting that and then after we're done with day five, that's only be shooting immersion season two.

So that should be started. We should start producing immersion two in probably January or February. Great. Should be fun. It's all full. We got a full slate to say the least. Sounds like fun. Now that we're all wrapped on RVB and RVB is finishing out its run.

And I've got to give a shout out to Miles who is one of our writers for Red vs. Blue to say the least. Sounds like fun. Not that we're all wrapped in RVB and RVB is finishing out its run. And I gotta give a shout out to Miles. He's one of our writers for Red vs. Blue Season 10. And he's been writing a lot of the machinima scenes that you see in the later episodes of Red vs. Blue. And they've been getting a lot of compliments and then Miles being kicked ass. Yeah, Miles is awesome. Miles is awesome. Yep. Well, thanks for watching everyone. I think we're about set to wrap up. Do we get an awesome crane show on the way out?

I don't know it depends. I'll just see what credit. Credit credit. Yeah, I think we get credit. Credit in this time. Thanks. Thanks for tuning in and this will be up for audio on Wednesday. Like always and I want to thank everyone.

We have a huge crew that works here behind the cameras and in the control room to get things out and thank you so much for staying late guys. Yes for all your hard work. And thanks to Claire because we didn't think her last week for for designing the set behind mind us thanks to Adam for our audio mix as well, which hopefully is great this week. Yes, who my beard is not getting in the way Apparently, you notice we yeah, look the beard so the beard ends here and the mic begins here So I've got a good rear four inches of clear. Yeah, unless your posture is shit Then Let's cut out. All right, so thank you so much guys,

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