Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #188

Episode Date: October 17, 2012

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in 188. Did you say that on the first couple of podcasts? No, no. I think we just kind of started the first few podcasts like Mid-Sendants. I would always tell someone to try to sing a theme song. The first podcast is Jeff Good. You feel fire in your heart? Yes. I would always tell someone to try to sing a theme song. The first podcast is Jeff Good. You feel fine? Oh, yeah. I would always say, Gus, go with the theme song. Maybe like no. Joel, go with the theme song. And then nobody would ever sing it.

That's a really good trivia question. What's that? What was the first thing ever said on a podcast? I think that was a bit of trivia we used at the Geeks would drink trivia contest at the RTX. Well, correct. The first words ever elated on a Ristitu podcast. Well, now, that's what led to the user-submitted songs, which we have not yet reintegrated.

We were going to try to do it this week. We have some technical issues. I think they're going to make their appearance back next week. I have a great one. Yeah, that's ready. Just like waiting in the way. When was this one submitted? This one was submitted April 2011? No August, August 2011, the other eight month. Let's see, what's over a year ago?

14 months. Over a year ago. It's like a second. It's two years ago by my logic. I know, right? It's in two years. The song takes place over the course of two years. It's a two year long song.

Uh, we're getting better. We're getting, I've gotten to the point where we have a lot of shitty songs so I can blow through weeks at a time to get to the one that I'm actually going to use. Nice. Do you think these songs are getting better and better just by hearing other songs? Some of them are pretty good. Okay, we can listen really good ones. Yeah, come on. No. It's a big... My favorite one is definitely the mist to hit ratio Where people just pick really obscure lines and nobody remembers saying but combined with a bit of music really funny Yeah, she's like some like beat bed Which in itself was an obscure quote

Beat beds and then like something that somebody said like one time 400 podcasts ago Are you muted? Maybe Damn it So Gavin went to the bathroom and I was like, turn your mic on when you come back. Did you meet yourself? I was in the middle. So that means you're in the middle. What does that mean?

I didn't touch the switch a lot. Oh, crap. I'm so embarrassing. So, I've switched to a wired mic this week. So now, I will never be muted again. Eventually, we have to get to you one as well. That way, you won't have a mute switch. Yay! I can't be trusted. No, I can't be peeing. I have not yet had any problems with unmuting my mic. Just so you know.

You're like a reverse camel. You never go to the bathroom though. I go to the bathroom all the time. How dare you. How dare you? He criticized my bathroom habits. How many times did I go to the bathroom? I don't know.

Three or four. I think four. You go to the bathroom four times a day? Yeah, I guess. I know. I never really think about it. If I have one coffee, I go like nine times. If I have no coffee, maybe once.

You're really subjective. Yeah. Yeah. Have you, I was just talking about this earlier, have you ever had a deaf pith? What does that mean? It's where you sit down and you're aimed between both the toilet seats.

And you end up pissing like through the front of the toilet onto the door. It would be pretty impressive if a girl was there to do that. Pistor, right? I'm really happy for the system going on down there. They can do that. I don't know. Why do we even get on that topic conversation?

We were waiting over here before we started the podcast. Yeah. We started talking about weird pissing scenarios. Because that's all we ever talked about. Either the bathroom or gymnasium. Have you done that? Don't what? Pissed to a door?

You just, no, no, no, you just have the correct elevation on your john Thomas that it just goes shooting under the seat you're sitting on, but through the actual ceramic. OK, first of all, you sit down and pee all the time. I do. So that's probably a lot more common for you. But yes, I have had that problem before. And you often don't realize it until

it's fortunately. Yeah, it feels like there should be something on the front of a toilet seat where like that's the toilet seat and then it curves up like this into a watch and just funnels piss back down into the bowl. Oh, did you call that? Death piss prevention. The trap. Yeah.

You've become your John Thomas out of the blue bird. The piss returns you. Yeah. I like it. So I'm actually surprised whenever you know I'm surprised that you had a bathroom accident recently Which oh right which accident you had that when you ask which how many times you have a bathroom accident You told about the one Australia. No, I don't know when you'll just hit your pants in the office the other day Well, I got a bad reputation for that. I had to, yes, because your grown man with shit is on pants.

I did not shit my pants. Then why did you tweet you shit in your pants? I didn't tweet that. Everyone else, I basically, shat. I was unshielded. You feel comfortable. I basically was unsure. I had like, I guess I ate something weird,

and I was like, that could have been bad. And I rushed the toilet to check. It was fine, full-salon. But the fact that I just got up and legged it it out of the room everyone just tweeted that shit my pants Yeah, didn't Jeff should his pants once during a recording? Jeff did we were playing a Base but we're playing doing a let's play in the M.O.B and a 2k 12 I made him laugh so much that you shit his pants. Yeah, is that how their name of those things still is 2k 12?

I saw I saw a pretty on YouTube the other day, and it was the story of the guy who won the million dollar challenge with that MLB franchise. The guy who pitched a perfect game? He was the first person to pitch a perfect game. Yeah. And he had studied it and gotten it all down. And it was the whole story of how he did it.

I think he's like a history teacher, a band teacher. Yeah. Something like that. There was a whole YouTube video about it, like a documentary he's like a history teacher, a band teacher. Yeah. Something like that. There was a whole YouTube video about it, like a documentary. Yeah, that was part of pre-roll campaign that they were running. So that was really cool. Who put that out? Does the game developer put that out?

Sure, what about? What else would do it? To promote that their game is exploitable? I can see you didn't exploit. You pitched it naturally, right? No, no, yeah. What do you think? You think you cheated?

I don't know, seems weird. It was their contest. I mean, they put up a million bucks, they should get something out of it. I guess so. Get a few views out of it. That would be the weirdest thing to like explain to someone how you're so friggin rich. It's because you pitch the perfect game in a fake baseball. I spent hours of my life practicing this video game.

So he earned more pitching that perfect game in the video game than like a standard base salary baseball player does in a year how much maybe I think a million a million is it one of those things when he gets a little million or it's like you get 40 grand for it's probably paid out over time yeah although they really they really fuck you over in the US with lottery's right like they take what like 50% of your of your earnings and Canada they take none really when Canada% of your earnings in Canada, they take none. Really? When Canada you have to answer a math question.

Oh no. What does that mean? They don't take any of your earnings when you win the lottery in Canada. No, that part I understood, Barb. What's the thing? I think I'm sure we'll get corrected by the audience feedback. But I think you can't win a game of chance in Canada.

It has to be a game of skill. So if you win a game of chance to get your prize, you have to answer a basic arithmetic question. Oh, bullshit. That doesn't sound awesome. It's playing monopoly slightly different than if you land on chance. That's a math question, folks.

I don't think there's any real money exchange in playing monopoly. That would be fun. You would rich enough to play real monopoly. Like, I'll, you replace it when you're real money. I'll take your house and the street and this building. So, Barb, real quick, what is the hashtag that people can use on Twitter to send us questions? Send us questions. The hashtag that can use is RT Podcasts.

So, use hashtag, not the hashtag. Or pound sign. RT Podcasts. Or you can send it to ad Bernie Burns and look at it both of them. Why? What are people actually doing it with the pound? No., well that's what we call the pound sign here in America. We had a discussion last week. I just had not the pound sign. Well people don't know what pound sign is now. They know what a hashtag is. Yeah, you made it people, I, I, I, I, British listeners might actually see.

Yeah, putting it up there. Everyone in the UK do the, the sterling pound sign. Probably about to put. I think podcast, catch money. We'll know what we'll have a way to filter air or all of those questions. the sterling pound sign. Probably by our two-pockets. Fee podcasts, cash money. We'll have a way to filter air or all of those questions instantly. You want to be acknowledged to do that?

Yeah, it's a good idea. You're going to be back in the UK for MCM. Expo here pretty soon. That's two weeks ago. Are you happy to go back to the motherland? Going to visit the Queen? I'm just there in July. I feel like it's, you know, I'm not like excited about it.

The weather's pretty shitty this time of year, right? Oh, it's all, it's all year. We were talking earlier about how there was like, it rains for one day and often there's wet floor signs all over a restaurant, because people can't handle rain apparently on their feet. Does it rain all the time in the UK? Yeah, I mean, if that, if we did that,

there'd be a wet floor sign on every floor. It would just be the tile would be replaced by the wet floor sign. Every floor, yeah, be paved would be careful with sleep, right? Could I just tell you the weather here at this time of the year is awesome. This is like the three weeks in Austin when it's fucking awesome. Like I'm used to the weather being made, I don't know it is in Fahrenheit, but like eight degrees, six degrees. That sounds really cold.

Yeah, it is cold. I would say I think it's like low 40s. Maybe my math is probably wrong on that But it's just miserable and here it's like, oh T-shirt cool. You got it. I'll be wearing shorts in December Yeah, I should I guess that's a good segue for this. We have some new merchandise. I want to show one of these things off. Oh cool This I can just hit the store Yeah, here it is. It's a product freelancer hoodie Wednesday. Oh. It's a store in Wednesday. So it hits the store tomorrow. Or today. If you're cold and you need to get something warm, check that out.

And it's available now, Brian. It's very proud of it. It's got the receiving on the yoke. And Barbara's got another thing that's coming out in the store. If you are not cold, you're hot. You're hot lady. It's okay. We have a new Achievement Hunter Girls cut shirt.

It's a V-neck. The material is fucking awesome. It's gonna be available on Friday. So, Ruchitit.com slash door. We also have a new store. You redesigned the store that launch last week. That launch that was much smoother launch now. I was expecting. It's nice. Well, I mean, it's hard to have a really bad launch when something so except that you use internet explorers. It didn't in internet explorer. That might be a little hiccup. That's our number three most used browser abuse to browse the site. So real quick, what are the most used browsers for Rishi.com? Chrome, Firefox, internet explorer, that's a far. Listen, if you fuckers on Twitter, keep texting me or tweeting to me that honey doesn't expire.

I mean, there's my god damn mind. Well, why would you bring attention to that? I just, I don't know what else to do. I'm just gonna appeal to people's better senses. And say, please, just don't tweet it to me anymore. Just paint up a go. I'm sure it does. That's only honey that doesn't. Only have a go. If you know butter expires or not.

It's very difficult for ketchup to go bad. I didn't realize that honey was beef on it. You know, what did you think honey was? I just thought it was like they just emitted this substance like, what is honey? What is it? I didn't realize they like eating nectar and then just bleeding over into a bucket

and just chunk a load of honey out. Very awesome. What is you puke-toney though? I would do it all the time, it's for fun. Do you think people would, what if you puke something like, what if you puke dog food if you put dog food like you put like the dog needs to eat there you go buddy did you ever see the movie

alienation yeah yeah they drink spoiled milk they just boiled me milk that's what makes them drunk is spoiled milk and the aliens and then in the ocean yeah they can get wet yeah yeah sounds like some banana wing was it any water or was it salt water was like battery acid to them? Okay, yeah, so they remember those like then they tie some guy to the front of a car and they're like push the car to the ocean Somebody they just drugged you doubt like the humans drug an alien out there fine. Wasn't there an alien nation TV show as well? There was yeah, it was a pretty decent

Sci-fi movie because it had many patinkin as the alien was What was the name of the alien? I don't remember. Sam Francisco. Sam Francisco. So all the aliens, when they immigrated, the people got tired of giving them names all day, so they started giving them a really stupid name. So all the aliens that you run into in the movie, they all have really stupid names. Even like the top level gangster characters,

there was like a Bill Shakespeare. Sounds like a warms let's play. Yeah, come on with funny names. Yeah, I mean been singing tired of it We've been talking about alienation of the lot when that district 9-9 because it was similar in the game. It's pretty similar like integrating aliens with I love that movie That was okay. It was good movie has It's unexpected he he hasn't done a follow-up to it

Do you know Jack was here? We could have him looking up on IMBb. All right follow up to it. Do you want Jack with here? We could have him look at open IMVB. All right. I got to put that down, Kenny. He's not even here. No, I don't think he's done a follow up. Blomkamp.

He's working on something, I think. I feel like they announced what it was recently. District 10. He made a statement that was so disturbing. So, no, Neil Blomkamp. So, Neil Blomkamp was the director that was tied to the Halo movie when it was with Universal, right? And Peter Jackson was going to be the executive producer.

But Peter Jackson wasn't going to direct it. This young kid, who wasn't really a kid, but it was first time director, was going to direct the Halo movie, that kind of fell apart, and he ended up directing District 9 as a result, which is based on his short called, Alive in Jobur, which you can look upon line and we'll link it in the link down. It's like a nine minute long story, I believe. Man, it's cool.

It's really cool. Anyway, we went to a screening at the Alamo. I actually went with a cinematic director of Bungie when they were working on, I think, ODST at the time. Yeah. A CJ. And we were sitting in the audience and Blonde Camp was there and I don't know the name of the actor but he played Vickers, the main character. Yeah. South African dude.

And Shalto Coppley. Is that his name? Oh, that's, wow. I didn't know that. Good reference. He's in the 18. Oh, is he really? Didn't even need IMDB.

Oh. That's where the world used to work. I can track. People would know information. Anyway, he said during the Q&A, somebody asked about the Halo movie and I think District 9 cost about 40 million bucks, but it looked like it cost about 150 million. Whereas the budget for Halo was, I think that time was like 150, 130 million. And he said, yeah, we made, you know, we did as much as we could with 40 million, 45

million. But we did apply the same methodology to the hundred and thirty million dollar budget So we would have had a hundred and thirty million dollar movie it looked like a you know 600 million dollar movie. It's getting a statement. I was like No one knows it's so hard to do those budgets, but no one knows exactly how much money was spent making avatar right? It's impossible. It's said like five hundred million dollars or something like that. I think I've heard numbers like that But I think it's but then it may like three billion so lol yolo Man, we've been speedy yolo. We've been watching that train simulator bitch Over my office

You can look at it on on YouTube my office. You can look at it on YouTube. Yeah, I don't want to spoil the thing. We'll put it in the link below. There's a TV in Gus's office that hasn't been hooked up to the wall for a really long time. We put it up strictly to put that video up on that TV. It's amazing. Yeah. Drain, simulate a bitch motherfucker.

Look at that. That TV's pretty cool. It's one of those Google TVs. That's like a web browser in a kind of... The remote is great. It's a stuff built into it. The remote's kind of crappy, but the rest of it's good. I got the new dashboard for the Xbox today.

Did you? For some reason, I got it no one else did. But the internet explorer app is actually pretty good. So I would take you with the web app. There's a web app. Yeah, the internet explorer. It's an explorer. I was with you the first time you lost your internet explorer.

I was in the achievement hunter office standing by Gavin. He's like, oh look, let's try Internet Explorer. First website he goes to, PornHub. You poor. You poor, never heard. I just punch in porn.com. We were sitting here. The first actual thing I did was pornography.com.

But it's not even a real website. It's just one of those place hold ones. Which is a waste. Total waste. Still, we've talked about the saga of porn.com before. Like the saga. Yeah, somebody own, it's a very valuable domain. It's a very valuable domain.

Sex.com. Yeah. That's what it is. Does that exist? Sex.com? Yeah. You think that's huge, right? I would think so.

So the guy who went to sex.com, he had it. Like, he had it owned and I'm going from memory here, guys. But he had the website and then somebody else just showed up and said, oh, that's my website now Yeah, and they like they got it away from them. Yeah, I think they stole it from the registrar. Yeah Really? Yeah, and they could prove it and everything but there was like for some reason There was nothing anybody could do about it and it was available last like eight years and the domain was valued I think it like Seven million dollars or something like that. Wow. Do you think?

Full penetrative intercourse go ahead is Do you think full penetrative intercourse is a real website? Full penetrativeintercourse.com. You don't want to bring this up on the street, even if you will. Penetrate. Oh, I already showed up in my hers search history. Penetrate. What is it? Sex intercourse.

Intercourse. Please, we have a lot more class in here on the RST. Full penetrative intercourse. You're trying to struggle to get inter RST floor. Penetrate. You're trying to strike this kid. Intercourse.com. Penetrative. No, it is not. Somehow the topic of penetration.

I'm sure. I'm very common. What the fuck though? I'm very registered now. Oh, you know, I did show up though, is there's like a search thing on here? Yeah. And it said, it's an article about a sex aid

that is used to prevent full penetration during sexual intercourse. It's a patent filed for this thing. What? What is it? What is it? It's a thing with a spike. One of the related text. Like, rape x.

It's cold. Have you heard about rape x? Yes. What? That's terrifying. Rape x is something that... It's a condom. Women put inside there. Who? It's a femondome.

Feminine. You know how when you reverse onto those spikes When you're like back in a parental car back up They're like that but they're taking that what though if a guy puts his John Thomas in a woman and pulls it out like Watches on which he kind of has to pull out. Yes, at some point so it's just Just stay in there. No, no, no, no, because you can't, like, it's like, the spikes are all this direction. Yeah.

So when Jonathan goes this way, then that's not the way in Jonathan. And all of the hooks go in. So why would he come back? Well, you can, I'm just going to stay in there. Absolutely. You're going to live the rest of your life like this. Well, I guess this is the situation.

You're going to have to learn how to deal with this. You're going to drive in a car. Oh, that's a long story. I don't have to be so long I forgot about it. She just proposed right there. Right. Let's spend the rest of our lives. I don't think you know about it until you pull it.

Like, I don't know if they could actually feel it going in because the spikes are facing up. He's like, rip from my pleasure. Silly red. All someone needs to do is put on a hard shell. Right? And I go in first with that I don't know something to counteract your thing no just someone to test the water just like hard shell why won't you just water when you're raping a white

I never raped so I don't know yeah can you imagine the person you're raping a white guy? I'd rather have a raped. Sorry, I don't know. Can you imagine the person though that would make a product that to circumvent the anti-rape device, what company would do that? Where would you buy that? Can I get the anti-rape device? You would need a radio to do that.

So this is a pat that should have sex aid to prevent full penetration during sexual intercourse. Construction safety is such a way to comfortably prevent the penis from fully entering the vagina during sexual intercourse. Thereby preventing the tip of the penis from impacting on the cervix and causing pain. This is a really specific patent. This sex aid is designed to solve a specific problem relating to painful sexual intercourse between heterosexual couples when the man's penis is longer than average. Oh, that's a problem. Or the woman's cervix is lower than average. Wow.

Or the woman uses an intra-uterine device. Okay. We both have that there. Am I right, guys? Here's what's scary. Here's what's scary. I've got it. These are related patents.

Motorized deployment system is related to this. Sterilized draping for the boar of a medical imaging system. And unibody esticulation interface. I don't know what all those are somehow related to this thing I guess are contributing to this patent like that's bizarre a motorized deployment system really I think worries me more than anything else Can you imagine like having a gas it up like how is it powered? Like it's lured puts a put a little bit of gasoline in there gas powered the GJ So in answer to your question no Intercourse.com is not available. Please. They're not drawn any

What was it gas powered VGA J? No banner of that, please I request so I think like at this point in the podcast we should talk about something that's not related to genitals So if you have any topics to hand. Well, I've got something to talk about I do so I was talking to my talk about. That's the answer. I do. So I was talking to my mother the other day on the phone. And I grew up in this small town on the Texas, Mexico border.

And everyone there is fucking stupid. And she was telling me that some sheriff's deputies got in trouble recently. Because these sheriff's deputies had to go from the border. They had to go up to Oklahoma to get a prisoner. Then they had to escort this prisoner back in their squad car. You know, and it's a long trip. How long? I don't know, from, it's probably like 12 hours or so.

So on the way back, they decided to stop here just outside of Austin, just south of Austin in San Marcos, and get something to eat. But they didn't want to leave the prisoner alone in the car. So they took the prisoner out of the car to go eat with them, but they didn't just go to a restaurant. They went to a bar. Oh my god. So they took the prisoner in his orange jumpsuit and shackled up to the bar And they started drinking with him Well, I bought him drinks. No, they didn't buy him drinks, but they started drinking

And then other people at the bar were so disturbed that there were law enforcement officers in uniform with guns and a prisoner Drinking at the bar that they called the San Marcos police when the guys from my town Realized the the local police showed up. They ran out the back door They try to get away render their squad car and drove off to try to escape Sena's police out running the police. Yes, I was police escape you from the police But of course everyone knew who they works. They're in a fucking squad car with like the city name and everything on it so like a squad car with like the city name and everything on it so well then they just fucking drop them off and then go get why would they drink on the world?

I mean they still from here they still had another three hours to dry to get back to where I grow up. What a fucking idiot. How much of a bunch of fucking idiots. What did that happen? This happened last week on like 10 days ago I think. That is incredible. This was recent.

Yeah it's just a few days ago. Holy shit. I used to work at a law office when I was down there like in like 10 days ago, I think. That is incredible. This was recent. Yeah, it's just a few days ago. Holy shit. I used to work at a law office when I was down there, like in towards the end of high school. And part of that was I had to look through a lot of police reports because I did a lot of personal injury stuff. And there were like every police report was like constantly,

every word, every other word was misspelled. Like the illustrations and descriptions of accidents didn't match it was like, this is impossible. How did this happen? Like everyone under so fucking stupid. Wow. I'm so glad. So glad I don't live there anymore. Seriously.

So a question that showed up in Twitter was, are we going to reveal what we've been talking about off camera over here for like the last two or three months? Yeah, I'm totally out of picture of it. We do have a picture of it. So what we're going to do is I'm going to post it up on Rucherti here in a second, and then we're going to link it on Reddit so that people can go see it on Reddit

and vote it up because this is a really cool thing. I'll vote it for us. Which side of Reddit are we? Local arenas. I'll put it up. I'll let people know once I get it put up. I'll put a journal entry up that has the link to the Reddit. Brad, if you're the guys in the control room

could put that picture up. Yeah, where am I supposed to grab this thing, guys? I'm going to turn it on. put a journal entry up that has the link to the uh... uh... but you want to put if you have to guys in the control room could uh... put that picture up uh... yeah where must have got this in ice and yeah that's it so uh... that is a couch a research couch obviously to catch made by can't let's call a comba right there uh... you may as many remember this kala made the hamburger bed which was a

huge viral hit a couple of years ago. And the Star Wars Millennium Falcon. I like the good viral making a bed. She made a, I think the hamburger is hamburger bed. This is a Rishi cap. So it like fully articulates and opens up like it's automated. It has four hundred pounds of force in those hydraulics. Yeah, there's a remote control to open and close it.

And she was very specific in telling us that we should not have anything in the teeth when they close because it really will crush it. Yeah, you will die, basically. But that thing is surprisingly comfortable. Yeah, it's awesome. I thought it would be made out of wood and it just had like some kind of carpet on it. But it's actually like memory foam.

Yeah, it might be the softest thing I've ever sat on. Yeah, it's like that shag kind of carpet feel on top, but even softer. Yeah. Can you tell me where I can grab that? So I can post sat on. It's like that shag kind of carpet feel on top, but even softer. Yeah. Can you tell me where I can grab that so I can post it up? So I'd like to put it online. Yeah, if someone could just send that picture to Bernie, that way we can have it online. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Thank you. I would really appreciate it. We've been trying to find a way to show that. It's a retried over there. It's just off to our side. But we don't have enough lights for it, unfortunately. We're very little bit hurt lighting. It's very a vein. It needs but we don't have in a flight for it unfortunately. We're very in the middle of the high light. It's very a main.

It needs to be lit properly before I show you how to make sure it looks good. You're in order to put all that hard work into it and then show it off in a shotty manner. Yeah, I think it looks good in any light. It feels good in any light. Wink. Yeah, there's always been talking about slapping Joe the cat and that thing and shutting it on him to see if he can... He likes jumping up there when it's closing.

He's an idiot, that's why. Yeah. There's light way, anything. There's light way, anything. That does a photon of light. No. There's no mass. No.

What if light? Are you sure? No. Doesn't. I would think it does, because isn't it light a particle and a wave? No. Well, because light can bounce off stuff, can't it?

Right. So it has to impact in some way. Oh, shit. Are we talking about science? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do? What is the way to do?

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I swear we were talking about a guy, a bombard. We were talking about this with his body. We were talking about this recently, though, like a few months ago, maybe, about the guy who had the previous record. We're talking about a couple of weeks ago, because I think, uh weeks ago, because I think this recent attempt was supposed to have been done earlier, but they had to delay it for some reason. I think we talked about it before his first initial attempt. Dude, that guy went, like, he just jumps out. He's like, the video from his little platform.

It's crazy, like, you could see the curvature of the earth. I wonder, like, what kind of accuracy you could have up there. Like, could he pick a point and just be like, I'm going to go there? Probably, because he's falling from so far. You think you can angle to it. If you're here, you have that much angle. If you're here, you have like. It has a much greater effect.

Yeah, I'm sure you can go to the horizon. No, I'm sure that's what I see from that. But I wonder what the square mileage of the air you can land in from that point is. Yeah. It's probably like, I bet he landed exactly where he wanted it. I wonder if he had studied maps, like he was like, I need to land here otherwise I'm gonna wait forever

for someone to come get me. You don't want the convenience, it's like, I've been to space about it, but I don't want to wait an hour for it. I hope this comes in for me out. It was freaking cool. Yeah, like that was everywhere, and everyone was tweeting about it and talking about it.

How can you like, so why is every woman attracted to this? I'm attracted to it. But it's fucking, there's a stupid thing to do. It's drop out of space. It was looking at the earth. That was pretty cool. Yeah, I just didn't get uniform in the track.

He sponsored it, Gavin. That's true. I didn't expose it. You ever know who sponsored it? No, it's a red bone. That's, Gavin, I said Gavin on purpose. No, so I answered. I mean, that's the kind of thing.

It's like, I wonder how much money they spent on preparing and organizing this and executing. And you didn't know it was Red Bull that did it. I'm sorry. Sorry, Red Bull. Hey, speaking of which, I got to say something. Somebody sent us a four pack, two four packs of some kind of Halo 4 energy drink. And they shipped it all the way from Australia. I guess because they thought we'd like Halo 4 energy drinks, but they sell in Australia. For those eight cans, the kids spent $113 to ship that from Australia. Really? Yeah. That's incredible. Yeah. Why was, and you have to, like, why was it so much just shipping? I just, because he's from fucking Australia. And he's shipping these like, eight heavy cans.

Crazy. I would never spend that much on you. No, I agree. I agree. Like, I wonder, like, how much were the drinks? It probably couldn't have been more than a couple bucks. Right. Exactly.

I mean, you know, I'd appreciate it. Yeah, we should go get them. We should try them. They're in the fridge next door. It's situations you have to deal with when you're living internationally shipping things to the US. Like, most of the time, shipping is going to be more expensive than the thing you're sending. Well, barbecue is that, but shipping stuff out to our customers overseas.

We've been trying to look for a fulfillment situation or solution, I should say, in both Canada and the UK for a really long time. We finally have a really cool one in Australia that handles all of our DVDs. They're awesome. I don't think oh it is twist off. Shout out to Eric. Yeah, shout out to Eric Cherry at Hanabi. Yes. So, do you drink your skills? Legend. Yeah, they do a lot of great stuff. It's probably a good thing for people who try to buy stuff down there in that part of the world. I'm sure it cuts shipping times down. Tremendous. Yeah, they probably get it in one week rather than like five weeks. Yeah. Something. Feel a message message me all the time being like I heard something last week. Where is it coming from? I see that because the the RVB DVD you stories take ages to get to me in the UK and I took a video of

myself getting each one and I've still gotten a lot. One day I'm just going to make a back to that compilation of me getting the DVD each year and getting older and more unattractive. Someone of me getting the community each year, getting older and more unattractive. Someone I follow or someone I know here in town, I don't know why I think I guess the mailman, we think about it. I think it was when Halo Reach came out, he had pre-ordered it from Amazon or some place online and he didn't have a mailbox at his house. He said that it was community they have centralized mailboxes that they all have to walk to. So he went out there to get it one day and the mail had left had like fit it in there it barely fit but it fit so

tightly that he couldn't get the game out of his mailbox oh yeah it's like just like yeah it's from the back the mailman could put it in but from the front it was like it was just wait until the mailman and like reached in and cut it open and pulled the disc out and then waited try to and left a note for the mailman to like take the box and drop it disc out. And then waited, try to cut, and left a note for the mailman to like, take them to the box, and drop it off for him. I would just wait until the mailman showed back up.

Pull that. The next day, he's like, sit there like, just waiting with a sandwich. He's so frustrating, just to see it and touch it, but not having it. Yeah. Male. Male.

You were like, I think that's probably the best approach is to cut it open and pull it out. Absolutely. Did you guys watch the guy fall? Like watch his descent to... I didn't watch it live. I watched the video after it was done. That was fucking crazy.

Did you see that spin? So he went like spinning and he went... Let's go ahead. He went like 800 miles an hour. Oh, 700. He's the first person to break the sound barrier without any mechanical device of any kind. So not even an anti-representation. Did he feel the sound barrier?

Did he feel himself go past sound? I don't know. I assume so. Because usually you get that weird vapor funnel thing, like vapor cone on the front of stuff that breaks the sound barrier. I think that's lower in the atmosphere. I think he was probably higher. I don't think there was enough atmosphere for you to. So did he then suddenly start hitting atmosphere that slowed him down?

Yeah, I assume so. Because I imagine pulling a parachute if you're going 700 miles an hour is going to be very painful. Yeah. Yeah, I think after a while he deployed a drag shoot. Right. So like, slow down and stabilize him. So does it hurt like hell? Also, it was the most comfortable landing ever.

It's just like up in space. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just landed like a pro. Perfectly. How long did he fall? 10 minutes? I think it was like 4 and a half. Oh, really?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Somewhere between 1 and 10. You know, it is funny though, like he's the first person to break the sound barrier without any kind of mechanical device, but every time we achieve one of those barriers and we break them, there's always some part of the scientific community that has these dire predictions as to what will happen.

Like we didn't think that people could break the sound barrier. Like a human could do that in a lift. Right. Until they did it. And then when they made the atomic bomb, there was a significant part of the scientific community. Very small, but still small enough to be worried about, where they thought that the energy released in that explosion was going to light all the oxygen in the atmosphere on fire.

So like the Earth would just catch on fire. Because the energy, it was, and we could, it's going on right now with CERN. Every time they fire that CERN, super collide around, people are convinced it's going to destroy the universe. Yeah. So if he was, as he was falling, if he was to take off his shoe and like throw a shoe down, what is shoe?

Would a shoe go faster than him? Yeah, it's all relative. So he could have, if he wanted to, he could have set the record for the fastest shoe. Sure, he probably could have, he could have thrown one to you. could have set the record for the fastest chew sure he probably could have he could have had a high person spit so say you have a gun and you shoot it towards the earth while you're moving at 800 miles an hour ago. go ahead.

didn't double the speed of a bullet. it would come out faster I mean you're still dealing with a lot of wind resistance. so we're not what you're dealing with as much wind resistance as he is. yeah but I'm saying that What's like when you fire I think miss myth monsters did a test where they did a thing where there's there was some myth that a bullet won't penetrate More than 18 inches or 36 inches on the water back on the penetration. I know right and So they tested that they even use like the highest caliber sniper if you have 50 caliber

It's sent the water into the ceiling, but it's still like but the bullet only went like 36 inches under the water They were just doing their movie thing with people swimming around the bullet But if you don't with light it's always the same speed What like if you shuffle it the bullet would be moving faster than if you were stood still If you shine a torch the light will be moving at just the same speed as if you were standing still. Could you say the speed of light is constant and not too high? Because speed of light. You can't make light go faster.

Well speed of light is so great you probably can't measure it any more. No it's a constant. It can't be. Yeah. What is the slowest that light has ever been? Well you take a light and you turn on the light and I turn on the light. The light approaches each other at the speed of light. Right.

Not double the speed of light. Right. Even though it's two beams coming at each other. Why would it be double? Because he's got one coming this way and I got one coming that way. So why would that double the speed of either of them? Well, okay, if a train is approaching another train, they're both going 60 miles an hour like this. They're approaching each other, 120 miles an hour.

Oh, in relation to the other one. Right. Right. Right. So the approach of the speed of light. So can you make light go slower? What? Yes. Just for sake of argument, absolutely. I can do it. I do it all the approach of the white so can you make like a slower what yes just for sake of argument absolutely I can do it I you all the fucking time has the record black hole what's that they will you can't escape yeah so they could make lights slower you know black holes you're one of those things it's like it's just like the way proof the

universe is made shit up as it goes because it's like it's just kind of like the black hole just fucks up all the rules. It's like that's it. No, we rely on the black hole There's a black hole right in the center of the galaxy. I have a theory about black holes. I have a theory about black holes Why do you work? My theory about black holes is that there is a level of technology that every Advanced civilization achieves that then destroys that civilization like let's say it is the stern super collider Okay, we start doing things and mess with the origins of the universe and we get close to that and we there's a part of that Process of discovery where you make something that then collapses your planet collapse is your solar system

So the black holes always felt were Civilizations that prematurely ended their own their own solar systems So like and they're like markers out there. Absolutely. They're basically every one of them. Eventually black holes that themselves. Right. And age black hole is an example of a civilization

that just went oops. It does seem like it does seem like that as technology advances and everybody gets it. That eventually technology will destroy us. Because it becomes something that like is a discovery, like the atomic bomb we're now to the point where we didn't have it a century ago but now we're concerned that people are going to show up in New York with suitcases with them but what if we take

that to like biological levels or what if we take that to like a tonic is you know fundamental physics but like something that just like rips a hole and there's nothing we can do to keep people from using it it's just some jackass decides he's gonna destroy the planet. Yeah, I think I think we have made end to that It's me seems inevitable like that you would have to say at some point as a civilization we have to stop the Scientific and technological discoveries that we're making we have to stop because if we don't stop We're just gonna tear ourselves apart humans are too dangerous right their own devices I mean what happens if like you know like don't stop, we're just gonna tear ourselves apart. We humans are too dangerous, they're on devices.

I mean what happens if like, you know, like, you know, we all have like, you get petri dishes at home and everything like that. We couldn't have access that 250 years ago. But what if, you know, the technology for harvesting and refining viruses and bacteria gets to the point where people are just doing it in their basement and then somebody makes a virus that kills us all, you know? Zombies are gonna be real.

Why is there always zombies? Why do you always go to zombies? I feel like eventually there's gonna be some sort of mutated humans that just eat other humans. There are new humans every day. But I mean like to the point where they're... It's called bat salts. We already went through that. Right. We've already worn a pest that day. Dude, there's a video of a guy eating another guy.

What? On, I want to say it's a Japanese of a guy eating another guy. What? On, I wanna say the Japanese subway, but maybe it's just some Asian subway. This is different from the guy eating the guy's face. And Orlando, was it? This is a video. This is a video of you watching a guy eat another guy. What?

Why are you watching this? It was on the internet. It was on the internet. It was on the internet. Yeah. You got to watch it. Yeah, it was a video of. Yeah. Got to watch it. Yeah, it was a video of a dude eating another dude. And like, and everyone is so casually.

Like, like, the dude is on. Oh, what? The dude, the dude. He's holding him down, like, on the seat, the guy is screaming, and he's like biting his face and biting his arms and shoulder. And the subway car is filled with other people. And what's going on? Oh, talking. The subway car is filled with other people and

what are they all doing? They're all recording. That's what everyone does now. They're showing support by recording this and freaking out. But they're always helping the dude who's getting eaten on the goddamn subway. It's gonna be so frustrating for the guy like for the love of God. I'm eating the eating. I don't understand how you can let duty either. What if he's fighting and losing? He's just like rip the guys eyes out. Right, right? That's what I can do with him.

That's what he was doing at him. Right, yeah. Okay, let me look up. Guy eats better guy on subway. Wasn't there a video of the other, the homeless guy eating the guy's face though, but it was from like really far. Yeah, it was from like a bridge. It was like a security camera. Mm-hmm camera but you could still see him like on top of

him and man eats another man on subway Chinese man eats another guy on subway warning graphic the way you're not gonna click on that are you this video has been removed for violation of YouTube's policy on Wow is an issue and disgusting material lively man eating other man subway train yeah here's lively let's got it lively have that one of the dude walking past that truck and he steps the Did you hear? Eating other man, so we train? Yeah, here's Lively, let's got it. Lively kept that one of the dude walking past that truck and he stabs the tire. Oh, this giant truck and the tire just goes, like rips a shot off and floors him and he's bleeding everywhere.

Yeah. He got killed, he got like injured by air. No, that's fine, I'm not sure. No, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't know. I don't know. Oh my god. He's just... Obviously that will be on the link, though. That looks like a zombie movie, right? I can't see. He's just like, no one's helping him. No one's helping him.

Yeah. That's really the starting. It started over an argument over who's subway seat. It was. And you just started eating him. Yeah. Oh, that's sad. I'm going to take it out of the mess.

What if he was the guy getting eaten? What if he was right? He's like, no, it was my fucking seed! I like that. I like that. I'm gonna wait a go. Wait and say that. Did he die?

Or was he okay? He listened. If somebody ate me partially, I would just want to die. No, it was not worth it. It's me. Right. I understand this dramatic thing to see in a public place, but there's no way I would have let that happen I would have just like

Punted the guy's head off right like stop eating him. He's nice No eating on the subway I think I'll be the new sign like no Like a hamburger no smoking no by a man biting another man no the guy was just that hungry where the thing that happens the thing that happens in cartoons where you just picture someone like a drumstick we forget that I have like a big ham but it's what it's also scares me because I've always thought that for something to be acceptable it just has to happen and I form that theory when they had the you guys probably won't remember this

But when they had the Monica Lewinsky hearings with Bill Clinton And do you guys remember that she had a dress? Yeah, and what deal with the dress was the blue dress? Yes, yeah, so as the president's come stain was on this dress and she took it at home and saved it and then they brought it in It was part of evidence and they introduced it. I thought, okay, this is completely unacceptable that we're talking about the presidential cumstain. It was just, once it was said once, it was totally normal to talk about it. And they were just like going back and forth about it. Well, it's like you test it, like you look at the shape of it, all this stuff. And it was like, this is not, Mr. President, is this your pattern?

It's just like, and like this, it is completely unacceptable that there would be a video of two civilized people on a subway train, and they're one of them is eating the other one, and that shouldn't, I should never, that shouldn't exist ever, but it is, it's out there, and so now we'll probably see another one. Well, yeah.

Or like three more in like a year. I hope not. What is it? I feel like this is also a new thing. Like you didn't hear about people eating other people. But in the last year or two, we've heard like four or five times. Do you think maybe they just say like, oh, a guy got a fight and a guy bit another guy.

And then that's what it was just called biting back then. But now because of the whole zombie paranoia, I think he's eating him. But there's a clear difference here though. Biting is you bite someone and you're done. back then but now because the whole zombie paranoia yeah but I think say he's eating him but There's a clear difference here though biting is you bite someone and you're done eating is you're going in there Repeatedly a biting this person Taking chunks off. Is that what eating means? There's eating mean swallowing. I don't think it does certainly mean swallowing I think it's different for a person. You think so? I reckon that we're consuming each other So if you saw someone with a hamburger and they were biting it,

and then like spitting out the pieces, would you say they're eating it? No. No. If they're just like, off like that, they're like cookie monstering it. They're like,

I'm a trucker going out. No. Oh, did you see we were talking about the existence of, or the lack of existence of a sexy, rustle from up cosplay. But people have been sending us that now, I guess there's a sexy bird and a sexy Ernie costume that's out there.

There was a couple of podcasts to go a long time. I go actually, and I first started here where I was talking about how I saw a sexy cookie monster or something, and you guys were like, no. And how people are posting all of those sexy big burgs, sexy burden, really. Can we put the sexy stuff in Lep sexy, burdened. Can I wait for the sexy stuff to luffa-guess?

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is also very awesome. I've discovered something recently that I've actually got to the point where I don't really care about many things, and I don't get embarrassed by anything But there is something I'm embarrassed about I don't like people can't imagine what this is gonna be I don't like people to see me shazamming a song Why? Because I don't want that person to think that I don't know the song And that's embarrassing

Like if there's like a world in a song, I'm like what is the song? Guys, that's what I'm saying, what is shazaming? I don't even know that What is the app that you you make your phone listen to the music and it tells you what song it is? So if you're worried that someone will see you doing that yeah, and then they will know You don't know what songs playing Yeah, it embarrasses me like I if I'm shazamming something I'll hide it. I'll be like Like what embarrassing part though is the embarrassing part that this is she saying? He doesn't know what this song is. It's not embarrassing.

I know what this song is, but by shazaming it adds it to a list. You can then download it later. Sometimes I'll just suck it down my phone and then download it later. I'm tagging this song. Who do you think was dead you? I don't know, I just don't, it's like you. You're like, you're hiding it. Yeah, I just ain't order. This seems like a very Gus problem.

Yeah. I'm always that you're not turning into Gus. I actually, I'm a bit of a regular. No, no, no, don't do it. I had a moment where, I mean, I'm quite baseless, I was working on a music video. Should be a bit of a player. And the band was miving to their track while I was filming it.

And I was like, who is this band? So I should zamly. While I was filming them to see who the band was miving to their track while I was filming it and I was like who is this band so I should zample while I was filming them to see who the band was because I didn't know did they catch you doing that? no that would be a lot more embarrassing it was a Cassabian I just didn't know what they looked like you have a head of Cassabian? no no well but I will love to see their video because you were coming you know it's one of those things like you have a good old party and you don't know someone's name

and the gosh, you go places with your wife, I assume. I'm sorry, but yeah, it's with your wife. With your wife. With your wife, with his wife. So it's this thing where you do when you're with somebody and you don't know somebody's name, it's always great because you can then introduce the person you're with to them. But I seem to go around with people who don't get that and they're just like

Oh great to meet you and they don't even bother asking the name of the person I just Intermanor to basic manners. Yes, I don't hear people's names If I'm meeting someone I'm so focused on saying my own name to them I ignore what they're saying that's not like sism. It's all a test for narcissism So that'll be like hi, I'm Brad and I'll be like I'm Brad, and I'd be like, I'm Gavin, nice to me. And then immediately I just didn't listen to the name and I don't know what the name is. I feel like most people have that problem where someone will introduce themselves and you'll forget instantly.

Yeah, I have that problem. No, I would trick for that. What's your favorite? I say, like, if I come back to them later, I'll be like, so do you have any nicknames or anything that you like to be called? Works like a charm. Or like, do you spell that the normal way or something like that? Yeah, the one with Jane. Yes, that's like normal way. That's what it's like back back.

The worst is where the person you're introducing yourself to mischievous your name and they repeat the name But you think that's their name. Like once when someone's like I'm Gavin Coase Darren and I was like most of you He thought my name was like repeating my my name so we both thought we were called Darren. But he was like yelling at me on the set like Darren, Darren, you were here Darren. What if he calling his own name? It's so confused. He's talking to you. The thing is about being a set is the, I wake up, I just wake up at 5 every morning to go to work. So I'm hopp asleep when I'm meeting everyone.

It's really bad when it's the director of something. Yeah, but you don't give a shit. We had a documentary crew in here last week. And, oh my god, this is so humiliated. Because we might have Gavin doesn't know the names of half the people that work at this company it seems like. Yeah well I was being interviewed for this thing. Um, great, it's the greatest thing.

People get walking the background so the documentary guys would be like hey who's that and I'd look round I'd be like hey it's Kerry and then someone else walked through and they were like who's that and I looked to him and he looked to me and I was like, dude, with hat. That's so offended. The one dude, the documentary crew talked about your interview specifically. They were like, dammit, I was like, gearing the headlights. He didn't know what was going on. He barely bare his shoes on himself. He had his company. But I ran into that situation two a day where I was downstairs in the morning.

And the only other person there was Ray. And Ray went that situation to the day where I was downstairs in the morning and the only other person there was Ray and Ray went in time for the package and I walked out and I said is it for me and Ray goes I don't know what I don't know and he walked away with it into the achievement hunter office and then the guy said to me he goes what's his last name and I went it's uh and I realized I have no fuck an idea how to pronounce raise last name Navez. Navez. I would have said Navarez. That's what I thought it was. That's what I was on tip my tongue was to say Navarez but I think it's not Navarez. So I go right how the fuck do you pronounce your name and he goes Navez and I was like okay it's Navez. I think I guess you just want to walk. I just walked away. I'd in. I don't know. No. And I just walked away.

In fact, I booked Ray's plane ticket for New York Comic Con. And I put Navarice instead of Narvee's. Did you really? Did you get any trouble getting his ticket? No. He said no one even paid attention. It's close enough. You get NA.

OK. Done. Yeah. Hey, are you yet doing the thing at the airport where? What's that? Clear travel. What's clear travel? Or the trusted

traveler program? Oh yeah you want that? No I thought that's a three. No that's called pre-check. Yeah no it's the one where you have your phone and use that not your ID. You know what's funny is I don't trust it I've had opportunity to use it. How do you not trust it? How does that mean? Like you don't trust anything you don't just cloud say the thing is just what I don't trust. I don't trust that I'm gonna give the phone to a To a screener and they're gonna know how to accept it So what you're working out no, I don't want to talk to them

The thing I Always do they're used to accepting the boarding pass. I'll still print it out every time And I'll show up with that and I'll give it to them. I don't I've had it on my phone Like with the boarding pass like okay, this is my backup in case they can't figure it out And I still can never bring myself to hand them the phone like no no here you go. I was really the paper one You can't take it like I cannot like like I get really nervous about it. What's gonna happen? Like I'm a very ritualistic person when it comes to traveling like everything has to be done in the same order the same way I don't know

I'm just That was I don't know well this was the final No, this is where it comes from. If that was no way I know everything's been us like a mental checklist where's all my stuff? You know, where's my keys? Where's my stuff? If that was no on behind you in the line would you do it? No, god no. Really?

Gus, I'm worried about you. I really am. It just makes everything more efficient. Gus, honestly, I feel like a lunatic. I am a lunatic. You have a phone in your hand. You're like, I'm going to do in your hand. I'm gonna do it this time. Nope. It's right there.

I've done that so many times. I apologize to you. No. I can hear you like, sorry here. I don't know. I just let him know that I've got it on my phone. I am really happy that I know you because you're probably the most extreme person in terms of that kind of thing that I know. And it makes me feel better about

He's the most extreme person that regards anyone knows. I mean, that's like I'm a shy nose that like when we get there like I'll park the car I'll get out of the car get my carry on out then if I can soon as I lock my car That's when I like empty my pockets for security. I was make sure I put my license in my boarding pass with the same pocket And everything goes when I take it out of my pocket it was in my backpack into one pocket and I know like I organize it that way I know where everything is when I clear security I can get it all back out. You also turn the light switch on and off three times?

No I've never done that. Okay. What turn the lights switch on and off? I had a thing in the day where I was trying to find my keys before I left the house and I just couldn't find them. The part where I was convinced they were no longer in the house. I know I drove my car to my house. How did you get left the house and I just couldn't find them. At the point where I was convinced they were no longer in the house. I know I drove my car to my house, my truck. How did you get in the house? I know I got in the house. I was there, but I was just, I couldn't find my keys anywhere.

And I was so fucking angry after 30 minutes of looking for my keys that I was like, I wanted them to be here to hit the earth and get in the car. I was done with symbolization. Using my systems, I've never lost my keys. I, excuse, good call. I know where my keys are civilization. Using my systems, I've never lost my keys. I, good call. I know where my keys are all the time. Yeah, I've never lost my keys. Yeah, I always put them in the exact same place.

Like if they're not in my pocket, they're gonna go here, back. That just always in my pocket. Oh, shut the fuck up. I've never been happier than when you left your phone in my pocket. I also didn't you get to the UK and leave your keys in this fucking, in this hemisphere?

Yes. Well, you got that idiot. Well, you got that idiot. Well, the life of that, on this part. I didn't lose, like, when I came to America, I didn't need my UK house. You know where they were? They just went there.

I never needed my UK house key when I came here. Did I? So I took it off my key ring, put the US keys on it, and then I just think, oh, I got my keys, it's flying to England. Do you have on your... I imagine UK keys are like huge skeletons. You say it's a big ring, they have to carry

like this, always. I have a... Please, let me in. I have my front door keys to my house, and like four keys that Brandon gave me when I came here, I don't know what any of them do. Just get rid of those keys. Yeah, I'm thinking of just giving them to people who walk by the office.

Yeah. I had that solution with something else. I got with clothes. I'll sort my clothes and I do this thing where I turn the hangers the other way when I wear them. You're a psycho. That's a system. How do you know if you wear it? My stuff's a system to asshole. You're crazy. You're crazy.

You're crazy. I'm crazy. You're crazy. I'm not crazy. No, I wear them if I turn them all one way. And then I say, OK, over the next month when I wear clothes I'm going to hang them up the opposite direction. And then at the end of a month, if all these clothes that I have in the war, I'm just like, fuck these clothes, I don't want them. You know what I do?

Oh, so it's when I hang everything up. And when it comes time to pick clothes in the morning, I just pick whatever's on the furthest left. Yeah. And I just work my way down the entire row that way. There's nothing I don't wear if you think you're crazy I should tell you how my I don't think I'm crazy. They they're it's if you think he's crazy You should see my closet. It's color coordinated Is it like is it in the rainbow? Yeah rainbow? It's got with red no it will

It's black infrared black and white are on either side. I saw rainbow in the middle. I'll see if I can look up here. I still got this subway chomp fest going on. I'm getting rid of it. You think of like the chain chomp for the farther brother? So we're putting this in the link to him too. I saw a bookcase where someone had sorted all the books

by color, and it was pretty goddamn cool. Do you think that guy who was eating a guy in the subway was just taking subway slogan really, really seriously? Like fresh? Subway, you crushed? No. No. Did he even bring like a George Fulman girl

with him or anything? Just to make some ketchup. Like I've got a ketchup packet here. I do love that there's a guy in the world who's so bold, he'll eat another guy in the subway. But Gus can't use this for a while. To show his ID. It's just like the different dreams that you've been in that guy.

I'm looking at the Twitter stream here. I'm totally with Gus on e-tickets. It's not that I don't trust the tech. I don't trust people. I just want to get through. What's going on? I just want to get through. I don't want to be delayed. I just want to get through security. They're going to minimize that time. They're gonna do it. It's gonna turn red instead of turning green and they go No, you have to live here now. Is that what you're gonna have? I just want to deal with being there

I'm gonna live here now. I think on the plane. Do you think that if you travel with two two hundred other versions of you? It'll be the most smooth one. It would be the fastest process ever to get on the play. Well, that's really cool. Yeah, this book sorted by color. That's awesome. Looks like a map colors or crayons. It's cool. It's really, really cool.

I'll put it in the link. That'd be hard to find things though. Yeah, I don't have any red books in my house. I don't have anything that I organize in any way. Well, you also get dressed in the dark. I do get dressed in the dark. That you inform us every day of well I have people always like take the piss out of like my socks or which shoe I'm wearing like so

I have been known to wear odd shoes completely by accident in the past why do we have to wear matching shoes Why is that a thing? Why can't we wear to like a different shoe on each foot? Well, you can't heel head Might be different So you'll hide what if he'll hide with standard and you just No one's stopping you dare to dream god's dare to dream. What are you to be where'll hide? What if you'll hide with standard? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, What? I think there's something to do with like where you're teased me like do your teeth. If you're teased, if you're on one side but not another, I think your whole body drifts slightly. Is it because you're like or it your head differently?

I know someone who had this pain on one side. I know that person. And what the carapart did was give them a little wedge, like maybe some paper that was bunched up and put it on the side where their teeth didn't meet because their teeth met on one side and not the other. And when they... You say that like it's a thing. Does anyone else's teeth not meet on one side? I think mine, alright. Sometimes if your jaw is really off, your... But anyway. Teeth will go like...

Really? So they wedged it so that there was pressure on the side where there's never pressure because they never meet. So with the pressure in, they became stronger on that side of their body. Like the grip that they could have with their hands was a lot stronger. So I think-

It sounds like horse shit to me. I totally wanted to. I think there's some relation there between dentistry and the rest of the body. And the placebo effect? Yeah, I think there's some relation there between dentistry and the rest of the body. And the placebo effect? Yeah, I think there's some there. So I put this water paper in my mouth, and suddenly I'm strong, like, I'm bragging. I have the suit down, I'm beating him.

He's awesome. I think it perfectly leveled, and I was so strong. No, then you tend to boil, and I can slump. Incredible. You know, there is, we have a friend of ours who is a chiropractor in Seattle. It was the girl we talked about before, a lady, I should say. It was the girl that she's the only person I know in Seattle and we went there and I found her in the street.

We're walking down a suburban neighborhood street and we run into her. Anyway, she talks about the top cervix, the atlas. In your neck, the atlas, which is the C1. The C1. service yeah your cervical spine so here pop up no no it means neck it's also the idea to recall the service it's one of my last

I just learned something so your cervical vertebrae are the ones that are in your neck and the lumbar and the thoracic ones I guess the middle yeah damn it I've, my God.

I've always had some time to shit, to shit, and to stick in some shitty pun. She always says, you're so fast. I was like, you're like so quick-witted in the worst way. I love fun, but God damn it. It's a rassic park. So that top atlas, that very C1, that top vertebraeate apparently if you can get that adjusted it like changes your whole life Yeah, I don't know if I buy it

Yeah, she talks about or our car park friend talks about atlas adjustments a lot and how they fix everything and she's a very slight lady Like she like for her to like manipulate that and like get that crack She's a clever girl Manipulate that and like get that crack She's a clever girl She's Kayla Kromers says that her DVD video collection needs to be in rainbow colors. Whoa She's do that. Yeah, yeah, Killa Kromers. Of course the person who made the Tea couch or right which I'm in the process of posting and it's taking me forever because I'm doing it while I'm on the podcast Okay, well, well you I'll give you a break to do that. I would like this is love brand

If you can hear me, I just need a copy of the one that we're the teacher close to. This is the international symbol for close. He's sending it right now. Great. And I'm going to read this while he's about to send it. Okay, Brandon, it's the same fucking thing. I remind you, this episode's also brought to you

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Uh, a hundred and something million. Wow, okay. So, yeah, so it gets the point where it's like, it's good to have a destination. I mean, sometimes it's always worked in a restricted management. It was all ones and zeroes there. I hit a million subscribers, a hundred million views.

And I was the hundredth most subscribed channel in the world all at the same time. Cracked the top 100. Yeah, that is awesome dude. That is a serious set of milestone to be there. I mentioned 100 million views. Yeah. That you film in your backyard.

This is nuts, right? It's nuts. But, um, yeah, so, I mean, we've always loved the fact that, or we've always benefited from the fact that we always had a dot com site. So people always knew they could find us at a ruchy dot com or versus blue dot com and it's like it doesn't seem like that big a deal but we've been around now for ten years so things like twitter and facebook and tumblr are

they're great but you know five years ago it was my space and tripod and all these other just makes you worry about, like, like, we're always trying to build up Twitter followers and stuff and that could be going in three years. I mean, you're not saying that. It's good to own it and have a consistent destination. Right. Is it like, if you were really thinking we can embed videos,

it doesn't matter where the videos come from. And any change you make is a change you decided on. Here's what I always say, is that right now, somewhere in the world, Tila Tequila still has a million mind space friends. Right? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

That was a big deal, right? Huge deal. She got a million mind space friends. Tila Tequila. She was like the biggest like, my space made celebrity. That's a nice word for her. Something like that. Well, it was like she was very relevant, you know, that she got to a million mind space

friends. She still has a million mind space friends friends but the world just moved on from my space that's just that's why space tongue-on-the-top now it's just her space well sure he gets friends with the front everyone who signed up I think Dane Cook was like the big guy there and like a twitter do you remember the big celebrity on twitter was in the early days?

Tom on twitter? well I know actually it's because you're not twitter actually it's the one yeah it was him him and CNN were racing to a million followers Yeah in the early days and then it turned out that CNN on Twitter wasn't even CNN. Yeah, it was just some guy who wrote a bot That would have reposed the headlines from CNN on Twitter. Oh, they didn't even earn that no They didn't it was like CNN BRK or so like CNN breaking or something and I think they acquired him like they paid him and they took over the account We were talking once about how this is so so many bots on the internet that they sometimes

find each other and have conversations with each other. Amazing. And let's check. I'm 23. I'm thrilled to have a Florida winky face. It's like making clever bot, talk to clever bot. I love it. Do you have Siri talk to Siri?

Have you ever done that before? No. That's pretty amazing. I don't think it would be amazing. It's probably very awful. Do you think it would be amazing. It's probably very awful. Do you think it smells like updog in here? Stop it. You're fucking moron.

I'm gonna do you really prepare that? You fucking idiot. Are you trying to make some jokes? No, I don't make jokes. What? What do you think is your favorite Twitter account of all time? There's some really funny people. Well, look, CNN has now has six million subs,

and CNN breaking news has nine million followers. Wow, I didn't know that was possible. I think my favorite one is Samuel L. Jackson. Have you ever seen his tweets? No, funny. They're so funny. I always like Jack. Jack always made me laugh.

During the Olympics, Samuel L. Jackson, hop, notch, tweets. Yep. I'll go with Kim Kardashian. Wow, really? What, you told talking about best tweets? Best Twitter accounts. Rekinger Vase. Oh you said that today and I'll tell you why. Oh I tweeted it today. He, I'm not sure what he's doing career-wise at the moment but I think all he's doing is getting

in the bath, sinking his head down to the water level and scrunching up his face and then taking a picture of his face. And... And have multiple pictures of that? As you do. He does it every time he has a bath. And for some reason, it's the funniest thing ever. Whenever I see a new one, I'm just crying looking at the dumb picture of his face. I'm gonna go fucking crazy looking for a photo of his clothes mouth couch. I'm gonna go fucking crazy.

I just want somebody to send it to me. That's all I'm asking. I'm gonna keep bringing it up until somebody sends me this goddamn photo. That's all I'm asking. Please. I hope you're gonna be able to hopefully it'll love you on the twat soon. You're the magic of the internet. I'm about to lose my fucking mind. I'm asking for this. Man. So hopefully I got that tea soon. Are you gonna put that in the Ruchis D subreddit? Yeah, no, no, no, no, because I'm

opposed to the gaming one because not many people are subscribed. You're not automatically subscribed to the Ruchis D subreddit. And let's be honest, the people in the Ruchis subreddit, I'm read it, they're a little weird. They can't be a little weird. They're a little strange. So yeah, we'll put it in gaming one. So there was that thing that broke the other day about that Reddit user who got outed by Gawker. Yeah. Violent makers. Violent makers.

Yeah, that's really weird. What do they call it? Doxing? When you release someone's personal information online? I posted some really fucked-up shit. I was reading that article you sent us. And it was like underage photos of girls and jailbakes. Jailbakes.

Jailbakes. Creepshots. There's also what like, incest photos he would pose like. And apparently he was like a military dad and like... Yeah, it was a really really... It's a Wabatin, they found really well. So yeah Gaucker, I guess, found out his identity and wrote an article about him and posted his real name and as a result, he lost his job. Good.

And it was interesting to see in the story how complicit the reddit admins were in the early days with him. Like they viewed him as a respected user they could trust. Because even though he posted fucked up shit, he alerted them to other fucked up stuff. So they used him as kind of like a person on the inside. They let him slide in order to just gain access to all the yeah And like when Anderson Cooper, you know brought up the reddit jailbait subreddit was like a year or two ago And reddit came under fire for it the admins gave violent acres of heads up and let him know what was gonna happen And they're gonna shut it down. See like had an inside track on information. Huh?

What do you think about that? I don't, it made me lose respect for red admins, honestly, that they would rely on someone like that for assistance. I'm surprised that's even allowed in like that big of a community like that slide. Because we run on like we do as well. That's not obviously not as big as that, but obviously we would have ever let something like that slide.

No way, we censored images like the end of the year but people say it's free speech right every major so does that mean what how is because you have free speech in this country and i don't right in the u.k you can basically say anything you want as long as you aren't inciting a panic or might be it so it's a right that the president's life as long as you aren't inciting a panic or... Might be, yeah.

So was he inciting the president's life? Been inciting the president's life. Was he inciting the weird example? Panic on the internet then. Like, why is he not allowed to do what he was doing on the internet? No, he was allowed, and he was doing it. Yeah, no, no. But a business can choose to limit free speech.

That's a weird thing. People will always say, oh, they're infringing my right free speech. You actually don't have the right to free speech in like a private business or anything like that you don't have that right it's that the government can't do it but other people can other people can borrow your right to free speech all the time especially when you like it so we can censor them if we want to so I mean to the point of their job though you can't do it outside of the job what does that mean if I if I started tweeting about how much recently sucks balls you can say well don't do that otherwise you won't work here uh... with you know twit or

concert leading your post right they could do it how are you for you to some of your sheet and they said my next your neighbor gym is an asshole we could delete those to those form posts all day long and might be watching right you know and we can say look we don't want we don't want to be involved with this we don't a problem with that so we're deleting it but the government can't keep you from like going out and saying Jim is an asshole looking on the street they can't you can't be arrested for that so free speech really just applies the government's right to infringer ability to have free speech but if you're posting essentially child pornography which is what this guy was doing,

isn't that illegal? Like, yeah. He was that post-it child pornography, he was posting provocative pictures of underage girls. How is that? But the line they were walking was they would get these pictures from the girls' profiles on Facebook. Listen, dude, it's a very fine line, but let me throw an example at you.

So should Martin Scorsese be arrested for making the movie taxidriver? Because Jodie Foster was an underage prostitute in the movie taxidriver. No. Old was she actually? I think she was underage. I think she was 13 when she played that part. Yeah. Should he be arrested for making a movie?

No, because it's artistic. And it's an interesting movie. I think you can go away with a lot when it's artistic. Oh yeah, I mean, I'm sure there was parental permission on her parents' part for her to be in that role. You guys had that situation when you were filming that skate with Maggie64 where you were doing something with a fake dead body in the woods.

Oh, right. And you got some cameras and you're like, oh no, we're just filming something. And they're like, all right, carry on. You just bring a camera with you to anything you want to be. I said, will you legitimize it? You're like, oh, it's a movie. Well, Texas is like that. People who shoot movies are always amazed when they come to Texas

and how you can show up with a camera anywhere. And everyone's like, oh, this is cool. It's a movie. That's great. If you can try to do that in L.A., it's a fucking nightmare all the time. The people will hassle you, cops will stop you, and I ask you if you have a permit to shoot. I would imagine it'd be easier to film stuff in LA

because it's so common. You know, when you have a permitting process, there's a bureaucracy involved with it, and that's when it gets more common. When does it become a thing though? When does it go from like, oh, I'm just making a video with my phone to now your own production, and you need permission to do it?

I don't know. I mean, I really don't know what to do. I really don't know. I'm like say I'm making a movie on my phone and they wouldn't stop me for that. Let's say it's your prime. Are you going to commercially release it? I don't know. If you disagree on you, I'm sure it's fine. We got to start one time. I think it was the last time I went to Australia. We were on a train in Melbourne riding around the city like public transportation. And I figured who it was, someone went in our group of ticket pictures in the train, and the train driver stopped the train,

came back and told us we couldn't take pictures on the train. For security purposes. Yeah, the similar on the London Underground, you can't be taking pictures down there. I was not allowed to take any kind of video photography at the Customs Checkpoint in Canada. I remember that. Yeah, because I got through the line so much fashion and Gus I wanted to record him coming

out and they stopped me from coming out. I'm not really surprised by that. Customs I feel like anything involving airports or just processes of going back and forth legal stuff. I understand that but pictures on a train that makes no sense to me. Yeah, that was like, okay, we're on our way to the zoo but, all right. Yellow. You know, I have never really later bitch Every day

Every day sure it's so bad every day Just in the folk clip one we're gonna link that we have a link The best thing about the folk with one is that the end was like actual speed We gotta talk to you are Gavin, I used to talk over time about recording stuff. I used to hate the fact that Gavin would record everything. I documented my whole life because my memory is shoddy, but I've done this thing on my phone where it flashes if I get a text and stuff. And sometimes I'm holding my phone when I'm talking to someone and it just goes, and I delete that, I was like, no, I just got a

message. They think I'm taking pictures now. That happened to you last night. Yeah, you said it's really awkward. If there's like a girl with like a skirt on and Hold on your phone. Yeah, my arms by a girl with a skirt is because I let the biggest Putty on the bottle. The same old fucking flight then. I like it. It's annoying. It's annoying. There's an easy solution here. Disabled a lot. You should always make to the most recent photo. That's gonna be my new cover. And you're gonna start all over. I just got a text, baby. I'm going to take a picture. You're on that reddit.

Cameras have to make a noise too. There was a law. Wasn't there a Japan? I thought that was because people would do it in the up the sky stuff. Yeah. That's so creepy. So what's your issue in the videoing stuff?

Just like, it's like, I don't know what it is. There's this notion that if you're in public, it's totally acceptable that people can record you or take your picture or video you. You know, it's just like, and I don't think that should be the case. I'll give you a good example. There was an image posted on Reddit just this week, and it was, my sister was walking by a fraternity house.

Oh, right. And it's a photo of two people having sex on the balcony of some fraternity house. Yeah. As early in the morning, and it's pretty clear they're both probably pretty drunk and all that. And then it's posted on Reddit. And then it gets voted way up and everybody sees it. And in the comments, we're like, I recognize this place. It's in Purdue.

And then they're like, oh, let's look at the, they put up the, one of the sororities like, my pretty well called, yeah, it's a roster of all the people and they try to identify the girl. It's like, that's too much, that's too much. It's like, okay, granted they're doing something they shouldn't be doing in public, the punishment and the public shaming of that

is too fucking much. You know, you just can't let that happen. And it's like, if that person posts it on Reddit, they just think that's totally acceptable to do that. I think in this day and age, people shouldn't be doing that on a balcony. Listen, I get it, I get it, but it's just, it's like, we've all done stupid shit in public occasionally. Have you ever used a long, like a super long lens

on a camera and been like, wow, I can see this guy's face. Yeah. I can't even see him with my eyes, like a blip, but I can see the details of his face. Just assume that a bunch of people have those whenever you go outside and there's people watching you. Or do you do anything? Or do you say into people and things? Funny story. Go ahead. And I want to say Seattle. The hotel I was staying at had a view of a condo where all the windows were glass. I like where this is going. I'm not exaggerating in any way shape or form. There was a guy standing by his window completely bug-ass naked, doing the whole stretch, like flexing his hips forward, I could see everything.

I could see everything. The emergency and Patrick's gear. Yeah, it's all that clothes fall off. So that didn't even fall apart. Not at all, but it was so surreal because I was like, I feel like this doesn't happen in real life. I would do that. There's this guy. You would really? I'd fuck it. What are you doing? I wouldn't take my shirt off for something. I wouldn't take my shirt off for pictures with the teeth bed. Why? Everything off almost every other picture ever.

And then you warranted it. It was, really? Yeah, it's my artistic choice. You can't be every-spacing. Yeah, I'd do it. You put it you can't be every spasian. Yeah, you've included that there too much, then. Yeah, I'm like a... Gus is usually our guilty. Gus will do anything. Our guilty naked guy.

He totally is. He totally is. Plus, like, I kind of got sabotaged, brown. And I was like, hey, can you call over to the expert second? I was like, okay. I show him it's like here. Put this cape on and take your shirt off. We're taking pictures of you.

I was like, what the fuck? I got some in the middle of something. So thanks, Brendan. And I appreciate that. I love the stuff we did get on that teeth bed though. Did we do some good stuff? I still worked it.

You did like that. Yeah. So hopefully we'll see that soon. I think they're going to cut together a video of that. I hope so. You're welcome internet. Because we filmed it. Yes.

We have that teeth bed. It's been a big hit. So didn't you, you all have been filming fucking Let's Place all goddamn day. Yeah. In the team 100 off. We just real week now. Ow.

So, like, you were in there for like a solid six hours today. I'm exhausted today. We did one this morning and then one this afternoon, which one home for about two hours. We got no voice left. There's a lot of yelling in all that place. Yeah. You can hear it.

There's laughter. Yeah, we can hear Michael Catelyn through the wall. It's got to the point now where the Tower of Pimps is a trophy that we get in our virtual world, and we also have an actual real world Tower of Pimps that's sit on our desk. And today I won the Tower of Pimps for the first time. Even though I came. Yeah. Well, bring it on.

There's a road there. I don't know which video it's going to be. We've done like seven, but I was jumping all over the room. I was so excited. I got the tower pins on my desk now. All right. I just submitted to Reddit in the R-gaining subreddit. Creator of hamburger bed makes a teeth couch for the guys at Rucherti.

And I'm going to put this link in a journal on our front page. It's a whole thing that'll work. Up, up, up. Look over here. How you doing? So how does, why don't you stand about Reddit? It's shut up. Oh, you got it. So you get the front page of Reddit,

and everything's got like two or three thousand upvotes and stuff. Right. But how does the first person see it? It's in what they call news. Oh, so everything starts in new. Yeah, people listen. What's that stuff I put on Reddit? It's Reddit is just like one up vote and then nobody ever sees

it ever again. Well, what happens is there's people who post better stuff. What's on the screen? As you get, as people know you for stuff you post, they might start following you more. So I'm just like, I'm too new. Right. Yeah. Then you'll eventually gain the respect of the Reddit community and you get more out of both. Yes. Karma, right? Yeah, it's all about the karma.

That's why I post on Gone Wild. Goddamn it. Is there a male version of Gone Wild? You know, man, I gotta say it. There's Lady Boners. Lady Boners, Lady Boners, okay. Well, also Gone Wild, you can post, man, it never gets over. Never gets over.

You know, I gotta say, that is like a new thing. I went to high school with hundreds, thousands of women I never saw any photos of any of them naked. It seems like that's a thing now. It's like that just photos of, are there naked photos of you? Let me say that as a woman. Do you have naked photos of yourself?

No. You don't have any. I would never do, I understand technology so much that I know it's never a good idea because somehow it will get out on the internet. When I was in high school, if I found out there was naked photos of somebody that would die school with- You're welcome, I'm a dad, but- That would have been off the charts, like that huge scandal, everything. Now it's like everybody has naked photos of us.

Also, back then, I mean, not- Not the date ourselves, but we wouldn't have digital cameras be like, oh, check out this 4x6 I have of Stephanie from home ruined. We're in polarized men, all the road. We can't do this one. I found a really disturbing subreddit're polarizing. We're polarizing. I found a really disturbing subreddit the other day because someone alerted me of it. It's called a doppel banger. Doppel banger. It's where people post pictures of girls they know in real life or celebrities and people

seek out, don't go to it. It's not safe for words. And they seek out, don't go to it. It's not safe for words. Duffer it. And they seek out points, they seek out points, that look like these, wow, that is so exciting. And you know how I know about it? Is someone posted a picture of me? No. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't check back to see him. Well, I'm sure we'll now, I guess. I was like, are you over AP? Yes. Is it me ever? Where have you clicked no one? Well, I'm sure we'll now I guess I was like are you over a P. Yes Is it me ever when you click no you you typed it in wrong? No click the last link if you're anything like me you're actually meant to go here So you on here somewhere I was on here wow check you out I don't know any of these are safe to work

They're usually just pictures of the person and then the comments are usually the porn star. Help me out, guys. Okay. So, the question friend. So you put a photo of a woman and then you put a porn star who looks like the woman. Yes. Yeah, I think it's I think it's safe to show It's just a picture of two women. It's like it's like it's like it's like how pervy can people get how pervy can they put Yeah, so And now we're picking women. We're just talking about don't put people's images. So wait who's that let me be then what who's that gonna be? I think there's someone somebody that guy knows yeah, right who didn't meant to be so like I would sorry bar

Sorry, I need to use the example I would put up a picture of Barbara and then someone would find me a picture of a video of a porn star who looks like Barbara so I can watch someone who looks like Barbara. That's that. Well, how do you know, understand why I was just asking you then? You said who's it meant to be?

They're meant to be them. Yeah, so they try to find a porn star that looks like that. Like, never word doppelganger. Yeah, so that's not the picture of the porn stars. No, that's the picture of the person He wants to go fun. I get it. I get it now chill out everyone Understand stuff. So yeah, that was a funny eye opener I get very aggressive again. It like questions me back. I don't know why that is

All right, I'm no, yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, but I need me to get so angry. immediate so angry i'm channeling jack don't worry about it that would go rather and it's a jacket all today i think i'll look at you he uh... we made a mad in the last play today so he's told off did you really? yeah that happens

he's stopped doing that having put up i know what's the stuff i'm here but you haven't put up the funny is video for slow-mo guys does right now my easily my favorite slow mo guys videos Which one? With Dan and the condom, as you said The condom

I put it in the video Is that on my now? I just posted it today The fish ball I laughed so fucking hard at that We once made him inflate a condom You stretch over your head, below your nose, so you can inflate it with by breathing through your nose Be it still in through your mouth

Exhausted Yeah Right? Yeah. But then we did it with water, where we tried to try to find a way to fill a condom on someone's head with water. It took us a long time. The whole video is basically us trying to figure out how to fill a condom of water in this head.

The slow moe is like whatever. Yeah. But it's pretty funny. This hair looks awesome. Like before the condom falls down from the weight of the water, like inflates the state side of his head and his hair is like wavy. It's like slushing his head's under water It's like someone that's fun to bug. Yeah, it looks so great It almost looks like some of like a 70s a the thing is like it was all pissing out of the condom

So he could only breathe through his mouth But all the water was flowing down was passed his mouth So whenever he would take in a deep breath It would just suck all the water and he couldn't breathe and that's why it was having such a good time making it It was funny because he's been playing the entire time like I'm Dying I'm one place that he sits up and he like I can't breathe I don't sit down get back in the frame Do you think that feels like you're drowning when that's happening to you?

It's probably I'm not like waterboarding. I'm not dumb enough. Well, they like put the ragga in. Wait, wait, wait, can you? You're not dumb enough. Hey, Barb, you're going to explain to me why I cannot do the main page. Right there? That's all I do. Check that and check that, right? Yeah, it takes a minute to you. Oh, okay. This is a problem we've always had with the website. Or, I mean, it's not a huge problem.

There's no problem with their website. It's absolutely perfect. It's great. But one of these happens is we make front page entries. We make them in our journals and then they get pushed to the front page. But invariably, I always make a typo or something or a broken link or some goddamn thing. Because I never preview. It goes to the front page and then to change it,

it has to go through five minutes to update. Like does it go roll and thing? We're like the cash. It has to cash. Right. And so my mistake just kind update. It does like a rolling thing. We're like the cash in the front of the website. Right. So my mistake just kind of hangs out there for a little bit. So I just put the link up to Reddit on there.

So if you want to see the pictures of the RootSheathCatch, maybe by Kayla Kromer, you can go to the front page. That'll take you to Reddit. That'll take you to the pictures. Yes. Hopefully that makes sense. And we enable extra caching on the nights we do red versus blue releases. And actually on the nights we do livestreaming podcasts.

Oh, so the website goes to what we call slow mode. Yes, so We we we expect more we know we're gonna get more traffic So we we enable extra caching to handle the traffic so I would love to I've been playing the shit out of some video games You've been playing the shit out of XCOM. Yes. I've been playing the shit out of faster than light that game you talked about. You're converted. Ha!

That game fuck that game. I just, it's like you got to go through eight stages, right? You go from star system to star system and you have to go through eight, like small galaxies wherever the fuck they are. Systems. Systems. And I get to like the seventh system

and something kills me every time. I just want to finish the game Have you have you have you reached the last boss? Boss no, no, no, I haven't I've I've I've reached Okay, a little bit of a spoil for you. You get to the final galaxy. Whoa, and then there's More stuff to do to reach the last boss really Really? I'm not even to that stage yet. God damn it. I like it.

It sucks. That game is fucking brutal. Like the first few times I played it, I was like, oh, I'm playing it. It's not a game. It's not a game. It's not normal. No.

No. I still have not beat that game one easy. It's a really simple game. It takes like 20, 30 minutes to play a full game. So. I like games where the thing. I really like games. I like games. I like games where the thing... I really like games. I like games.

I like games where the thing you think you're working towards happens halfway through the game. And then you still got so much stuff out of the two, like a fable, three, you become king or queen, whatever, like halfway through. You still got so much more to it. I like that kind of thing. It makes you think you're at the end, but there's extra content.

There's like a whole other thing. Yeah, I've been playing. It's calm, like, fucking crazy. I'm totally addicted to that game. It's like a whole other thing. Yeah, I've been playing I've come like fucking crazy. I'm totally addicted to that game It's like someone read my mind about what kind of game I like to play and then made it I heard dishonored is really good. I have that. I have not even opened it yet I've been playing so much XCOM. I'm looking forward to hit man It's coming out soon, isn't it? I can't hit man and Hay and Hayler 4. I don't want the new one to come in. I'm really looking forward to it.

It's one of my favorite. I hear it's going to be a hit, man. Jeez. There you go. It was near a pond. What was that? What is that? That's like going up to Joel Heyman and say, hey, man.

I didn't do that. I didn't do that. You didn't do that. The moan. You don't have the moan. Just stare it down. That's what I do. She doesn't joke in the office I just go

I just have to bring eye contact we should make me pretend then she goes into this what is it do you think? that's it, what is that? we should all just get up and walk away I had a lunch that I bought simply because the title of it was bowl apetite

oh my god that lasted the bowl apetite puns lasted for three weeks, three weeks. You showed my Dory going, I'm about to eat Bull Appetite. Oh, so get the fuck out, Bull via eyes. Take it for your own, take it for your own. Get it, stand it. Hold it by your door and then do a jig with it in my hands and then go eat it. Have you been updated the website for me? So thank you, but I love you.

I'm going to go back to FTL for a second. Have you unlocked other ships yet? Or are you still disappointed? I have unlocked one ship. It's big square. Fuck that ship. Yeah. What's FTL?

It's a steam game where it's like a simplified space ship simulator. We have to fly from one into the galaxy to another, and along the way you fight people and you manage the people and the systems on your ship. You're like, oh, any more power and shields, I need to build a better gun. I started to record a let's play it, because you can boot one player, and it's like the filthiest thing ever, because I'm like, this fucking thing, click this. I was channeling Michael the entire time. One of the things I like most about that game is you're like there's a fire on your ship.

Fuck those fire. You can open the doors to the vacuum of space and it moves all the oxygen from those areas. That's not that fun. And the fires go out. But if you have anybody in those areas, they don't do that. So you need to make sure you move them out.

It doesn't suck them out for whatever reason, but they do die of oxygen deprivation. Do you have a plan game called G police? You have a police note. All right, what am I? Yeah. So something else I want to talk about is at we went to New York Comic-Con and we did a little bit of a hint at an upcoming show Called Ruby. Yes, and we'll be talking about that a lot more in the future. So excited about it Yeah, yeah, it's it's pretty much a thing that Monty envisioned and we're all helping Monty make the show.

And so it's been in the works. Do we kill people how to pronounce it at New York Comic Con or is that the first thing for it? No, that's why I said it today because there was some speculation over what it was. It's what it is. It is not related to any other Ruchitith production. It is not a sequel to Red vs. Blue.

It's nothing like that. It's like a whole style thing, like immediately notice the style. Yeah. You make comment on the style of it. It's cool. Yeah, it's really the animation is awesome, and I just revealed this animation with its Monty, so go figure.

Well, I mean, we've got to show some, we've got to show perhaps a teaser of it at a big milestone coming up, which would might be related to the end of a current show that's running. Current season. Current season. I gotta be careful. Every time we talk about the end of a current show that's running current season I gotta be careful every time we talk about the end of the season of Red vs Blue You always had to be careful make sure we're not just prefer people to are you making more Red vs Blue? Are you making more Red vs Blue? Right, we won last thing to talk about before we leave walking dead season three has begun

You anybody watch it? Nope, it's fucking badass. I'm getting caught up on homeland right now Fuck that are you really? You anybody watch it? Nope. It's fucking badass. I'm getting caught up on homeland right now. Fuck that. Are you really in a horror film? Are you seeing it? No, it's one of those shows I didn't see, but I was at the Emmys and it won like everything. Well, I mean, that's how I found it. Since it beat breaking back, so breaking bad, I thought was awesome that season, so I thought,

if something beat breaking bad, it's gotta be awesome. I gotta watch it. And I'm like halfway through season one at homeland at this point, I think. Are you also watching Hatfield and McCoy's? No, I can't bring myself to watch that. I'm like halfway through season one at home land at this point I think are you also watching Hatfield and McCoy's? No, I can't be myself to watch that. I kept winning a lot of awards too. What about anybody watching Revolution? No.

I want to watch that. Apparently they it's a show about if electricity just went away or I'm just a stop working. I'm done with TV. I can't do it. Can't be bothered. I just don't have time to do it. No. What are you doing? I can't do it. Yeah, where are you so busy?

You look at your thoughts time, but I was after five. Hang out You're best has a wink don't wink never do that Never ever you know I discovered I discovered my I now measure my social life going really well is that I'm spending more time In text than I am on Twitter like I just don't, like Twitter I don't care about. I definitely have waves of Twitter. It's like, oh look at that, I don't give a shit. Yeah, but I'm like orange and talking to people directly, as opposed to talking to a bunch of people.

Like I'll make a tweet and I don't care what anyone says about my tweet. It makes me really not want to use Twitter at all. Then you would never read your feed, right? Like unless it's directed to you. Like you read all your replies I bet, but not everyone you've've all I don't even read all my replies. You really? You're calling it narcissism. We were established this no I'm a narcissist. Yeah, you're very self-involved. I'll take it Sure Okay, let's talk about Twitter. Let me go to Twitter right now and say people are on Twitter saying they love

Revolution that we should watch it. What is this big secret shindig you keep talking about? Huh? Say the tweet wants to know, why do you tease us? What is this big secret shindig you keep talking about? Nothing. What shindig are we talking about? I guess we're talking about the thing coming up.

When the premiere of the new show. Oh, well, you know, the season of Reverse Blues coming to an end. There's been some speculation about how many episodes are on the season. There are 22 episodes. There's three left. I think Matt made a post on the homepage about it today. He did. He did. We wanted to clear that up. He was on November 5th because of Monday. Because now we're in 19, that 19 territory where

season 8 and between 19 and 22 episodes. That's the one that's 19, wasn't it? 19. Yep yep and I think season one was 23 season two was also 19 season three I want to say was 23 was that okay season three was our longest one and I think season 10 is longer now correct Yeah, I could be wrong about that season 10. I believe it's longer than season three. Yeah, yeah See that's a very hard our crazy one that we thought would be the longest that we ever made Satan three I liked it Gavin someone's claiming you just gave away the who wins the next let's play Is it the next last play? Or is it a record it's several today. Yeah, I didn't All right, well, I guess we've been we've been going for a while here's anything

I don't know if the same thing else and I want to talk about but we should probably start thinking about wrapping up here I'm gonna get a drink after this. Yeah, we're going. I've had a road ahead play. I'm gonna go to Redshed and get a drink. Redwild. So they went out, Barbara and Kara and Allie Bakes. Allie, you wanna come out and say hello?

One just wave. She's holding up. Allie will have to have you come say hello in the next podcast. But so Allie Bakes and Barb and Care all went out to drink they take a photo Joel and Jack have been to that bar 20,000 times we can say what bar it is Woodrose where across the street from us That's the one way you have to have every drink and then they that's where yeah There's a sort of a plaque and all that they've been at bar bar, I mean, at least 50 times, for example, to get that plaque.

Oh yeah. Woodrow's, that couldn't be bothered, didn't care about it. These three go to the bar once, Woodrow's tweets about it. Like they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, they, what was the bar? Like, that's the thing, I think it really, like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a picture of all three of us being like,

yeah. But it must be weird for the bar. Like if, if three people go out and between them, they've got like 70,000 followers on Twitter. That's the way you're one. That must be a big deal for that boss. What do these, what's up with these people? Do you think they look at the followers of the people

who they tweet to or not? Sure, really check cloud scores. Because I'm just trying to think this out. I have it. I think they're likely to have been there. The likelihood of them checking that follower account goes up when it's you three. Yeah, you know, they click, they might click through

your profile. I feel like most companies would just assume just like everyone else maybe 80, 90 followers. So I think you have the 95% of Twitter accounts have less than 100 followers. Yeah, that's the thing I've never been able to figure out. Like as a regular human, how many followers is like? Not like Gavin.

How many followers do you have? The narcissism for Gavin is off the fucking journey. As a regular difference, I signed up and like, oh, I have a Twitter and then I had 4,000 followers in a day. Go ahead. He's never looked a regular way. Dig the hole. Go ahead. What else Gavin? What is it with the common people who knows you? Hey Gavin, when you bought a wallet, how fast did it fill up last time you bought a wallet? Was it instantaneous?

How's it asked to Martin going? Yeah. Anything else? I want to congratulate you by the way. You didn't stick your finger in that beer bottle this evening. I didn't. Thank you. I learned from my mistakes, Gus. I won't be talking about Twitter followers next week. Okay. Hey, yeah, but last time I had a pair of pants. How long was it before a woman ripped them off? I hope was it like a minute? You never said. Did you check out a jeans? That's super tight. This is something I saw. Yeah, the other day I was drunk and I was looking at my jeans. There was a hole in them, I was like, I should find more jeans. So I go online and I'd drunk all of some things, they come and it's like the skinniest jeans in the world. Yeah, I took a picture of him before the clock and I used to wear skinny jeans until my ball had to be covered.

And then I needed the freedom. The fact that it's wallet shows up clearly. It's phone shows up clearly But nothing else shows up nothing else is really showing. Oh, Gavin I can see your I can see your patch in the back Fun I'm a sense that dad has do you shave anything at all do you trim anything? See anything right now where your beard is have you trimmed a beard line or anything? I'm not as good as beard. I should have. My chest is like a fucking mat. Are you asking if he trims his... Yeah, does he do you do a grooming?

Because you are a hairy mother. I'm the hairiest person I know. Yeah, and gaping. But you do any man's... Man, that's gaping. You do any man's thing. I didn't make that one up. I have been 90.

It's like just to be considerate. Do you trim the garden or do you uproot the garden? I don't have a baby. No you don't. You're a little baby dick. Yeah the tiny penis really sells that. Alright well now we can talk about what we're going to eat after that so maybe we should just call it a night. Alright well let's call it. Everybody I posted the link to the catch want to thank Kayla Koma for making our awesome new Ruchitees couch that thing is awesome. We'll show you a video of it where it actually opens up on its own via remote. Be on the lookout for Monty Ooms who show Ruby. We'll have more

information on that later and we hope you enjoy of course all the awesome achievement hunter content that we make and the final episodes of season 10 of Red vs Blue. Hope you like them. And by this March this week. Big thanks to everyone who stayed late, helped us out with podcast production. Yes, thank you to all the crew behind the camera and in the control room over there. And on that note, I think we should call it quits. Thank you everyone.

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