Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #189

Episode Date: October 24, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on peacock. This episode of the Ruestiath Podcast is brought to you by Shutterstock.com. Find over 20 million stock photos, vectors, illustrations and video clips. For 30% off your new account, go to Shutterstock.com and use offer code Ruestiath10. That's Ruestiath than the numbers 1 and 0. www.rustart to squarespace.com slash rooster teeth and use offer code rooster teeth 10. That's rooster teeth and the numbers 1 and 0. Hey, good work of bottom-risk-of-the-podcast. I'll give it a wonderful start. We have a very full podcast this week. Yeah, I'm Gus. Michael, Miles, Jack, and Bernie.

Luckily, it's not a bunch of people that all talk over the top of each other. I'm like every other time. I just want to talk over each other. 189 episodes, this is going to be it. We're going to finally not talk over the top. You got a 180 episodes of this. Congratulations Gus. I was checking my phone.

I hope you're doing good. I was just talking to a Jag a jack what quick little message. So do you have plans for 200 do you have anything special coming up? I did not even realize there would be a podcast 100. Until you just said it. When is that going to be? It's probably 11 episodes from now. So for 100 we did the first ever video podcast. Yeah, so we'll do this one in 3D.

For 200 you have to go to the mouse house. 3D is interesting. We, we'll mail it to people What is the point of a jack pass me that beer? A 3D video podcast, but we the point of that I can't even think of what's the point of anything 3D Dude, okay, what's the point of having audio podcast video? 3D is 3D dead yet like We should like the the crest were three days falling off i mean at this point what what filmmaker goes that this movie is good it would have

been better in three-day did you know the avengers was not shot in three-day yes yeah with shot to the extra police in thing that they do uh... and they're going to do all the star wars like that too so i don't think filmmakers have to worry about it anymore that is to the movie in two-d and then they make it three-day in. That extrapolation used to be really shitty. They've improved it significantly. Like, before, anytime it's extrapolated, it looked like washed out and very swimy and give you headaches.

Yeah, but even Avengers, I was like, I wasn't like, thank God, this movie's in 3D. It makes it so much better. I saw it in 2D and it was just as good. I feel like there's no point in watching a 3D movie unless it's an iMac 3D movie. Like unless it's like a huge, like all enveloping experience,

then it's like, I'm gonna fuck. Yeah, yeah, if it's a demo. I have owned a 3D TV and I have not once ever enabled a 3D- You have a play 3D games on it? No, really. I'm just stupid. No, it's not.

Gaming's really not. Gaming's the only thing I kind of enjoy in 3D. Everything else 3D-wise to me is like, it's almost like No, it's not. Gaming's the only thing I kind of enjoy in 3D. Everything else 3D-wise to me is like, it's all of the graphics on a video game. It's really cool for like the first five minutes and then I don't even notice it. Yeah. What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a... What a't there isn't there a rock in game this three and two? I think so. Really? One and two. Is it a Arkham City 3D? I know. I love it. Both of my 3D, I think. Game of the

year edition. Yeah, Black Ops is the only one that I play. I'll look up and see. Exactly. What is in 3D on the 360? You go with, with, with you go the, the movie about the kid the train station with the other. Yeah, that was a really good movie in 3D because they had lots of shots going through like the inner workings of a clock and all these like gears and shit. That looked really cool. I can't bring, I can't bring myself to watch that movie. Why? I don't love that movie. I've watched the trailer, like I'll watch the trailer before I go to watch the movie on Zoom.

Now watch the trailer and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, just watch this because like, because I have no idea what it was going into it. Like I just, I went to the movie one day, I was like, I fuck, we'll see the see the thing. And it's like, I know the idea of what it was about is like, oh, some kiddies and orphan or something. But it's all about, like, there's a whole lot of stuff about like movies and cinema and I don't know, it was about. It was like, oh, some kiddies and orphan or something. But it's all about, like, there's a whole lot of stuff about, like, movies and cinema. And I don't know, it was cool. They have, like, clips from, like, the trip to the moon that really, really old black and white movie

with that. George Melier. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's actually a pretty good movie. It's a really good movie. I've got it on Blu-ray, if you're in a borrowed zone. I've got it on DVD if you want to look at it and shitty your quality.

I don't have the 3D version of it. So it's just the 2D normal. You have to watch it like a commoner. It's a good movie though. I really recommend it. Wait, so your 3d tvs, how many pairs of glasses did it come with? Two. Are they like the crazy like digital ones or is it like just like paper ones? Oh yeah, they're like plastic. Can you have to they have to charge? I guess yeah. Yeah. They have like active shutters. They do. Do you think they put like the red and blue glasses in the fucking TV box? They're cheap, man. They're so much like cardboard and just like a little film. There you go. Do you think they put like the red and blue glasses in the fucking TV box? Or the sheep's man?

They're so poor, it's like cardboard and it's just like a little film. It's like a piece of shit. What about the sheep's? What about the sheep's? It's a little bit better to have that to have a glass, you have to charge. The car's 130 bucks per set of glasses. Well, see if you have something expensive like that, you're gonna treat it with care. You know, like a cardboard that shits plant you live on.

You imagine it would be like that. I got it, right? I was like, you're in the car in the parking lot. Hey, I bought it like that. The paint was already coming off. That's it. The other day I was walking through the parking lot and I walked into go right. I was like, you're the car in the parking lot. Hey, I bought it like that. The paint was already coming off. That's it. The other day I was walking through the parking lot and I walked in to the office and I walked in for miles and was like, Miles, you really need to check the area in your tires. You're like riding on the car and you're really saved.

I drove like the 30 seconds it takes to get to the tire place or whatever down the street. Not the gas station. It's like a automatic canx place. And the guy was like, yeah, you're really lucky that thing didn't explode on the way over here. There's like a strip going through it. And so I think you guys,

thank you for looking out for me. I'm not an observant individual. Okay. I was like, how do you have notice? I wouldn't know that. You got the Carson bow. Hey, I went to, I went downtown because there was a film festival in Austin.

Yeah. And so I went to go see a movie at the Ritz, which was a locally produced film. But then I went over to Paramount and I saw, do you know who David O'Russell is? He's the guy who did Three Kings and some other stuff. Do you hear the story about when he got in a big fight with George Clooney on the set of Three Kings?

No, what? But they started throwing punches and everything. Oh, I don't know if we can do one. Yeah, it was the Three Kings is the Iraq War film with Spite Jones. Spite Jones. And yeah, Sp was the three Kings is the Iraq war film with Sparkover and yeah, but spike Jones and cluny cluny and I Cube ice cube. Yeah, it's either one that directed um Shit the one with Jason Schwartzman. You know, I look it up on IMDB

The meat now fuck what's the name that movie? All right, real quick. Here's the list of 3D games on the 3D game. You can point it out and get away. 3D Infinity, Air Conflakes, Attack of the Movies. What's the name of the movie? What's the name of the movie? I'm the list that reggae you for Secret Santa. Yeah.

That movie is... Maybe. I was that, or Black College football. The BCFX. Batman, Arkham Asylum, Batman, Arkham City. Good call. Battlefield Los Angeles, or Battle Los Angeles, Black Ops, Captain America, Crisis 2, Dynasty Warrior 7, and slave G-Force, Gears of War 3, Relayner and Happy Feet 2, Infantil Tiger Avatar, and some other

stuff. Escape 2 is interesting. Oh, Escape, he's here. And for whatever reason, top spin four is a 3D game. Yes, top spin. And confirmed or unconfirmed coming up is a Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3. It says on here, combat evolved in aversory might have been 3D. I think it was. Oh, yeah, it was. Yeah. And goes to Recon Future Soldier also on confirm. So it's been an early list. At this point, we're only about two weeks out from hill for we remember six yes close man remember for a while is it remember to not for a minute not for you to but actually worried if three days away in movie theaters the next trend

is higher frame rate movies which i can't stand on television yeah that's the sixty frames of the bridge which is what the hobbit is the hobbits uh... forty eight frames yeah it's forty eight frames and in fact i know that when they've been playing the hobbit at uh... like uh... these expos like there's one in vegas where they take the films to market they

it was a forty eight frame film and they shot it that way but they would not show it in forty frames it showed it in twenty four frames because they didn't want it to be like whatever we talked about it it is made to waste smoother when it pans which actually don't necessarily like all that. Yeah I've got one of those high refresh rate TVs and it's really unsettling. I try not to. Yeah I have to go through a lot of settings to figure out like how to make it look normal. Is that when there's like no motion blur? Yeah. I have that on my TV. I bought that like I bought a 60 inch LCD TV and I had that and I just did Gus and I was playing Skyrim on it and I was

like whoa it's just weird to shit to like turn and like nothing blurs it's like perfectly clear the whole way like Lindsay was getting headaches for it like for the first couple times we played on it. I don't know anybody that doesn't turn it off. I think it's awesome I left it on. I got used to it. I like your girlfriend's gonna headaches me like. You know what I say here? I get used to it. I think video games is like that's the best sort of waiting to deal with that. TV shows and movies like it's still it's still it's like I was playing Borderlands 2 the other day with it look fucking incredible.

Everything ends up looking like a Spanish soap opera. Yeah, yeah, it's really too sharp. Right. Yeah, that's video-y. Sets look bad. Yeah, I'm gonna show sets. Do you remember the first time Saturday sat in a live, when HD, and it was like everything was a little bit off,

like they hadn't adjusted to it yet, because it was one of the first live shows to do that, and it was just like, everything seemed extra kind of shitty. I don't know how the makeup was like. Yeah, it was kind of weird, but they've gotten better about it. All right, let's go back here. So the David O'Rossel film that I saw when I went downtown was Silver Lining's Playbook.

It's with Bradley Cooper in it. It's coming out later in November. It was awesome, dude. That was a great move. It's one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. I had the girl from Hunger Games in it, too, and Robert Gineiro. Have you seen that super long trailer for a cloud out list?

No. Oh, yeah. That looked good. It's like a five and a half minute long trailer. You know that played in Austin? It's fantastic. Yeah. I know a lot of people have seen it.

It's pretty split reviews on that. It looks interesting. I went with a group of people to go see seven psychopaths was I really liked but um Yeah, before that we were looking at trailers trying to figure out what we wanted to see we watched the cloud at atless one And everybody just thought it looked really confusing. I don't know. I I get it It's like it's I get a bunch of people through it's a bunch of people through different points in time But it's like reincarnation. It's like the main cast plays six different parts. Like each of the main cast plays six different characters. Yeah, it kinda like the fountain though.

I never find that. Yeah, I've been movie. Was the movie like the 45 hours long? Yeah, I didn't see that. If I just felt that long, that movie I was really excited to see it, but then I'm watching like what in the world come on. You know, the worst experience I ever had like that

was I think the first time I went to New Zealand with you For some reason we got off the plane so excited. We went to the hotel and You were like let's go watch a movie. I was like okay because I had the movie theater with the the big comfortable Right, how it's yeah, or the big comfortable chairs We went and we went and watched match point wow Getting off of like a 15 hour flight sitting in these chairs it was like a two and a half hour struggle like pinching myself to stay awake. Oh, I was like, it was like, it's your head since. Yeah, it's your head since. We actually did the same thing when Dark Knight Rises was coming out. I was

looking to reserve tickets and it was like when's they are something and all the seats were already sold out for the weekend and at the ritz you can actually reserve seats on the balcony. So I was like whatever it was like 40 bucks but you have to reserve two but you got free parking so it ends up like being the same price anyway. So I reserve them like whatever and then when they end up we end up seeing dark night first like at like you know the pre-screen and whatever but Lindsay and I were like fuck it I already bought the tickets I'm gonna go see it anyway but you go in and it's like you go up the elevator, you go in the elevator and then you walk through the projection room.

This is like eight stories. To get to the balcony and there's a huge couch there, the same way, it's just like a giant couch. And we're like, all right, let's watch like an hour in, I just went out. There was other people on the balcony and Lindsay said they were laughing at us because they were like, I was sleeping and I was snoring. I told him to start you about nightrises. The time I went to see Inception and someone fell asleep in the theater and started talking in their sleep. You were inception?

You were inception? I was like, is this a joke? Is this guy really a lamp sleep? Yeah, is this like a viral marketing campaign for the movie? You're in the movie. You're in the movie. That's another level of Saturday. They market the movie to you while you're watching the movie.

It's marketing in Steps 2. But I learned that when the YKowski's weren't down to show Cloud Atlas, I learned something interesting. And that is that the YKowski's are apparently extremely happy and very defensive of the last two Matrix movies. Really?

Like, they don't often do Q&As because they don't want to be asked about the second two Matrix movies because apparently one of them in particular gets really like upset with the audience if they ask anything negative about the last two Matrix movies. Huh. That they think they're great movies and they're very happy with it. I'm going to sex change or I think you're- No, one of those I changed. Larry Wakowski peed with Lana Wakowski.

Lana or Linda? Lana. Lana, okay. Yeah, we talked about that once before. They do it ridiculous. What's that? I think we talked about that in the last non-video podcast. Yeah, we talked about it fairly.

Yeah. Dude, did you see the Iron Man 3 trailers that came out? Can I say something? Can I say something about that real quick though? Last time we talked about it, I don't think we said anything negative at all. And we're big fans of the Wakowski's. Love the Matrix movie. And we were talking about him having a sex change, which is an interesting thing. And just the topic of conversation,

we kept getting called out. Yeah, people were like, they said we're being offensive. And I was like, well, we're being negative, I guess, transgendered people. Right. And we were literally just talking about it. I think maybe somebody made a key slash, she referenced, because they didn't know what to say. And we were like, and we were literally just talking about it. I think maybe somebody made a key slash,

she referenced, because they didn't know what to say. Yeah, yeah. And we got completely called out for, and I don't think it's one of those topics. It's like, even if you bring it up, it's automatically considered an offensive topic. Yeah, it's like a meal you're in a mind field where you can't, if like watch everything you say.

We even talked about how stupid pronouns are, because they have gender assigned to them And how there should be genderless pronouns Yeah, you could come up with a genderless pronoun. What would it be one? That's what one does it. Oh fuck no Everyone know like that's what one does But you can't say about him. It's like he's like well one would assume Right, he's not like it's back. It comes generic too like if I say miles is going to the store and one's going to buy some lettuce.

I mean, just making sense to say that, right? Yeah, miles into the store and buy some lettuce. Yeah, I'm with you. Because he's gonna buy some lettuce. That's definitely one of those things you like right, you like use one in like a college paper. I'm gonna give you that. Yeah, one is definitely something you don't know. Thank you, Burns.

How was the help you sit? That was the help you sit. I'm gonna give you your background. Yeah, so you really that was to help you sit? That was to help you sit. I mean you're back from yeah, so You really liked dark night rises right fucking love the dark people are like it okay It's hard to compare it to the dark night because the dark night is great Yeah, no, no, I'm not gonna disagree with you on that the dark night is the best of the whole trilogy Yes, what you're saying that Joker was a better villain than Bane well, okay Bane You and I have been talking about the Bane boys recently,

because we just got to make the Bane boys. We got to make the Bane boys. Are you ready? You see, absolute best. Here's the easiest way to make the Bane boys. You get to empty cup. I know you don't like it, the British man. Or I wouldn't have heard of it.

I was on the microphone. I was thinking, I'm going to get it to the paper. You get a cup or if somebody sends flowers to the office, you steal the vase and then suddenly the people I That's really good Like a week someone got flowers then they were throwing it away. I was like wait What are you doing that base and we kept it that's actually yours?

You carried that around for that purpose miles has that fucking base within arms reach all the time I thought he found it like today while we're getting No, we've been doing it all goddamn day. Michael famous a not brought simple and I've written this life so. Yeah, we did we threatened to punch him. I sit here and I feel that the fire rises among the people. I love this place.

It's not going to make it. Michael give him to your feeling. Give him that he's going to break it. You know, I'm going to hit you with it. I actually did it all day. That Bains plot to take over Gotham was actually super simple But that nobody understood him like none of his henchmen Let's search the city and kill every policeman that's found put the police man to ground

We decided that had they made the dark night rises about three characters wouldn't be able to understand where they're saying there was There was there's Bruce Wayne Where's the Where's he then there's Batman? That's not Bruce Wayne. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Whatever. There's Batman Then there's then there's mine I Then there's bang, I'm gonna be wrong. I'm gonna get you that. I'm gonna get you that.

I was born in the darkness, you man. And then it was crying by cocaine. Crying, okay. You're okay. Into the hole. Yeah, but by the way, I was about to have to have a look at the first one. Right?

Did he not, he's like, you caused echo to the holeways. I was like, to burn down. Echo to shit. Come on, come on, come on. Come on, other, come on. Did he not for he's like you cause echo Do you do Michael can if you stole beans mask I gotta think about this if you're five no I wish I'd choose a baby boy. I'm trying to block the whole part of it. Jesus Christ. Let's get a sound one. I'm not audience. I really wish that the penguin had been in one of the dark night movies because then they could have had Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox being like the penguin migrates the Gotham city once every five years.

So Iron Man 3. Did you see the trailer for it today? 1,7,8,5,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8,8, like a baby. Ever since New York. But there's this crazy shot of it's Tony and Pepperpots laying in bed and then someone in an iron man out or like costume grabs her and like throws her down. Oh shit. It's gonna be a naughty joke. We gotta keep things exciting. Speaking of trailers, at some point during this podcast we're going to also will link to and show the trailer for the documentary that was made about us. Oh yeah, the documentary crew is on the way to go. Oh yes, you guys, they came down and made a documentary. Okay, do we have the whole trailer?

Yep, we have the trailer. When is that coming out? Do we know yet? It starts tomorrow. Really? Oh my god. Oh, I'm sorry, it starts the 24th. Give a date for yourself.

I've got to say something. Having a documentary crew in the office is really cool. Except for one thing and that was whenever the cameras were around myself and Gus, Gus acted like a total ass hat to make things funny and made my life fucking miserable. Okay, you see something interesting has to happen on camera to make it worth filming. I'm gonna throw this base at you. You were so boring. I had to make something fun. Something fun didn't happen. You came over while I was working. And show them don't spoil it. What the fuck is going on?

What happened? There's a lot, Chad. I didn't find out. There's a tease of it. Did the trailer, have you seen the trailer yet? No, I saw the whole thing. There's a link, guys. There's a little bit of that.

Well, how many parts is this thing? I don't know. The first part was like, what? See, what the first part was like? Jesus, learned to drink. The first part was like, it's like up for the wild Jesus Crack learned to drink the first part was like You know it's long no you didn't Okay, if I actually will show the trailer right now if people aren't you watching and we'll link in the Yeah, I don't want to talk more about the Iron Man's your trailer when we come back from this stuff

Okay, so I think it's called info not I believe it's what it said. Yeah, it's what it's so you should You should definitely check it out they spent a couple days with us here in the office filming us doing interviews Should be pretty interesting sorry i didn't mean to people to think i didn't mean to distract the carman three talk all right let's talk about about trailers of the good opportunity

nice to talk about that uh... villain apparently in ironman three is mandarin mandarin man now iron Man is a franchise, comic franchise, that always had super shitty villains in the comic. I mean, who's essentially, Iron Man was the bad villain,

like he was against himself. Yeah, yeah. He's an alcoholic. So that. And it's like even in the first two movies, you saw how it's essentially every villain was somebody who took Tony Stark's designs and then made another power suit and then fought him.

And so it's always kind of like, I was a big Iron Man fan. That was the first Iron Man movie. And really the second man Iron Man movie, that's exactly what Bernie said. Yeah. But they can be reading it. And that's the way it was in the comics. No, okay, it was.

I think it's a comics. I was, yeah. It's okay. I love it, I like you a little bit. Forgive me, I'm sorry. So the Mandarin is one of the few exceptions to that, where that's the natural Iron Man specific villain, and it's a terrible villain.

It's a deal with like 10 power rings, and he's like this Fumant you kind of guy yeah, and they actually set them up pretty well in the first one But then the guy they got to play in the first one is apparently not the guy in the third one now It's Ben Kingsman Kings of Serben Kings. Serben Kings. When did they set them up in the first one? So they talked about the it was at the I want to say was the 10 rings was a terrorist organization that took him Remember the dude got a space burn. want to say it was the 10 rings was a terrorist organization that took him, remember the dude got a space burn? He was the leader of the 10 rings, so I thought, oh, they're setting up the mandarin'

to this guy, I mean he could have reported to somebody, I mean they may throw that back and like, it is true. But it's cool if they would have set up that villain that foreign advance. Like you actually remember in the Tim Burton Batman movies, they had Harvey Dent in the first Batman movie, you remember who it was? It was a black dude, wasn't it? And it was in the Tommy Lee Jones in the first Batman movie. Do you remember who it was? No, it was a black dude. It wasn't. And it was gonna be Tommy Lee Jones in the original Batman movie. Really? Yeah. It was a... It was a...

It was a... It was a... It was a L.A.L.E. Williams. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that.

I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. I can't remember that. that is i call it i'll take it yeah there was a there was like something with it was the michael keyton batman they were at some kind of like city dinner and they had big debt posters everywhere and billy d Williams was making a

speech as the district attorney of gotham city that's cool that's the first one no it's just the first one and they just abandoned him and he gave a speech in the first one that's what was yeah he's given some kind of like speech at a dinner something like that i haven't seen the first badman moving forever it's awesome You should go back and watch it So being in the beta the comic books. I never read the Batman comic books But Bane the comics was look he's going for the base

Batman super villains are like the best super villains. Yeah, but he's a smart dude Bane What do you come? He comes off? He's the junior. He's like He's a skinny little dude and he's got all these like he's got a venom. Yeah, like it like buzz like it's like the incredible Hulk. Well, so he was always a big dude and then he like then he could do something bigger. It depends also on what there's there's comics. There's the answer to these. There's a story arc. Yeah, yeah really.

Some of them he's like a big dude and gets bigger. Some of them he's like a tiny little scrawny guy and then he injects this like venom into him and tell these pumps and like ten of them shit That was like a pack like on his back. It's like super Royz and you like it's a steroid steroids That's what venom is so we're going about getting the super sterile I remember being in Batman bond in Batman beyond which was the sequel like sequel series to Batman Which is awesome because it was like Bruce Wayne was like a piece of shit like Angriole man like he like you imagine Bruce Wayne like oh yeah, he's awesome He's Batman like he hates his life as a better old man

And then this new key comes on as a new Batman But they had an episode in it where there was like Bane patches where it was like a patch and you slapped it on and you got like Fucking high from it. There's like this one dude that slapped on like a million of them And you got like giant and crazy. I miss Bane. Yeah it was like the future Bade. They did that with like some characters. They have like reincarnation of characters and stuff. Over Bade. I recently got the Arkham City game of the year. This is in terrible box art. Great game. But uh it's terrible. Where is that? It's at my home. But yeah it looks like a magazine cover. The box art for that game is awful. But the game itself is fantastic and pulled it up. Pulled it up magazine cover. The box art for that game is awful, but the game itself is fantastic. And it pulled it up.

Pulled it up, pulled the box art for it. It came in a year, it came with a free download of an animated movie called Batman Year One, which was an animated version of the Frank Miller comic that was done in like the 80s. That movie is fucking awesome. They, they, the cool thing about it is it's all film noir and the story is 50, 50 Bruce Wayne and Jim Gordon.

And you get to see this really humanizing side of Jim Gordon. And he's not, he totally steals the show. It's Jim Gordon, Bruce Wayne. You get a little bit of Selena Kyle and Herback story. And then you got like, Carmine Palkone and like all the, all the scum of Gotham. But it's, it's a really a film noir story about, uh, police corruption. And then of course Bruce Wayne becoming Batman. It's like animated Batman begins,

it's fucking awesome. Well I like that kind of stuff. Like did you watch the spawn series on HBO? I watched very little. It was pretty cool. I know the first spawn movie, I mean I've found it, but the first spawn movie was really, really terrible.

Piece of shit. I remember it was just so real quick, like I was a kid, like that movie. It was so awesome. It was so awesome. And like I watched it like 10 years later and I was like yeah, yeah, so we have the box This is really though. Yeah, that's the box Looks like 10 out of 10 the game also Shit not only that that's awful, but what they do now too is a lot of times like if they have like an

Exclusive code with the game from like a store like usually if you buy it from Walmart you get one item you buy that game stop you get another one yeah like they put a huge like like label on the game and it's not on the outside of the box it's like on the cover on the car like I had a game I forget what game it was the other day sitting on my desk there's like it's just Walmart like right on the cover of the one huge blue and you put them the link double with the cover the game One of the new things that Publishers do that I like is that when you can take the sleeve out and flip it and the side doesn't much cooler Borderlands to kind of In certain I don't know if that was really it or if people just did it. That's totally what it was

Yes, and Borderlands too. It was a little funny story behind the Borderlands two thing Yeah, let me ask you question. Do you think it came with that printed on it by accident? Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no by accident? No, no, no, no, the old box rattling paper, it just printed it. So here's why I say that the Borderlands 2 box art is not reversible. Because they put an indention of Borderlands 2, like it's not just printed ink, they have like an actual... It looks like shit. It looks like shit if you turn it inside out, because you can still see Borderlands 2 backwards on it. But if you open up the disc, if you look inside the box, it looks like a cool like inside box art. That's why I say...

Yeah, but they wouldn't print it on the entire thing if that was the kick. Did you a lot of money to print it on the backside of that thing? When you open up the game, you're like, fuck, that's a good look. I will say, for Portland, it's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible. It's impossible.

That's a recent thing. There was a first game I saw that did that came out very recently. I don't know if the movie did that. A King of Carnage did that too. But this one, didn't it really? Yeah. The funny story behind the Borderlands one was the movie they did that. A King of Carnage. They did that too. But is that really? Yeah. The funny story behind the Borderlands one was the art on the inside. Parts of it were stolen from another artist.

The Star Wars was posted. Yeah, that's awesome. Not all of them. Not all of them. I feel the guy's standing. Yeah, like there was an artist who had done, like basically they literally lifted pieces of his art and used it in the Borderlands. It's really, yeah.

It's a Star Wars image of Tatooine and then then there's the boardland's image of Handsome Jack, and they replace C3PO with Handsome Jack. And it kind of looks like, oh, that's really neat. It was inspired by this one artist, but no, they would look exactly. It's not, but it's fun. I really love the voice acting for Handsome Jack. Oh, you mean that's part of that game. Oh my god.

There's a lot of really good voice acting. I feel like the first person player, like the first person dialogue isn't as good as the rest of the dialogue. It's a step up in the first game. Yeah, you hear yourself very often. But yeah, handsome Jack is fucking crazy. Handsome Jack is one of those villains that you love to hate. He's like Gladys. Gladys is a great villain because you love every time she insults you to your face.

Yeah, it's true. It's a Gladys and Wheatley. Like those characters were very, very well. Fantastic. Well, you know, I haven't played far enough in Borderlands 2 to experience this character yet, but Tiny Tina, have you gotten that far? Oh, I know that it is.

Tiny Tina, who is that? Who is that? So the voice actress who plays Tiny Tina is Ash from Hey Ash, What You Playin'. No, shit! Yeah, what the hell is that? What the hell is that? Are you serious?

Are we friends with her? Oh my gosh! So there's a web series called Hey Ash, What You Playin'. Yeah, the Structoid, right? It's like a weird like cult hit web series. I don't know if it has an enormous amount of music to play. love it. Yeah, yeah, and then there's a bunch of it It always starts anyway like her brother walks in the room goes hey, I should play in yeah, and she's really quirky and weird She's super weird so do you

Definitely father and the she like tiny teen I mean you know it's in tiny Tina tiny Tina. I finished the game three times I think he's in Are you a fan of tiny Tina? Okay, I hate her I hate her. I hate her. I didn't like her Like oh, this is not like that I fucking He just made up what hey do me a flow of And it drives me fucking crazy

Like You Out of my Shards or a punch you know, but I'm gonna punch out on you Like you make my blood start boiling makes you a smash Basement with grabbing this you Down Jack would you never destroy my message? Playing with fire We're just taking you in the parking lot. Yeah, you're gonna get burned.

You're gonna get burned. You're gonna get burned. All the exits were tractors. A fusion reactor? No, listen, listen. Bernie's on my side. So, I didn't get a drive-me. But never look at Bernie. I burned through our stuff as quick as I could.

Nope, not doing any of her side quests. At least it's an interesting character. I always get an idea of a 14-year-old minion. Minionionion at least the sessions experts. That's a character that's memorable. It's not just another like here go complete these missions and come back, you know. I guess so. It gives a lot of fluid. I mean like a really other any characters and borderlands too that aren't memorable. I mean like that's the point. At least they're all miserable. Yeah, but they don't have to be that annoying sort of I would say that's what contributes to making it a good. I would say I'd rather have an annoying character that I hate than just a

Blan characters. Are you guys a clap trap is not annoying? I mean when he would wait for you in Firestone, you're like I'm dancing. I'm dancing. If I had to hear that one more fucking time I was gonna punch someone. I was so glad that he he does not have that repetitive dialogue. Every time I'm in sanctuary, it's like, here comes a job. What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? No, no, it was funny. Now it's like, I will say towards the end, not being specific, but towards the end, clap trap stuff is pretty damn funny. That's cool. His first, the first objective that you get when they're teaching you just like the basic yeah before before that even like follow me to my house and then was it you

follow your objective like follow club jump to a south and he says all right you're building a trouble short distance without fucking up is going to be jack's downfall without dying is jack's down but yeah yeah that was I don't know just that little intro fucking double rainbow thing was hilarious that was yeah with clop truck and handsome jack both was awesome. What does it mean? The fact that they pulled off that double rainbow dot org wasn't bad. Like it wasn't corny.

It was like, okay, you guys know what the fuck you're doing. She had load of references in that game. That didn't do so many stuff. So we've used honors like Flash Flash 2000. He did a Photoshop of Mitt Romney's son as a handsome jack. It's fucking spot on man. He's like, I would say that for like 20 minutes. of Mitt Romney's son as a handsome jackpot. It's a fucking spot on man. I would say that for like 20 minutes.

We put it linked up but it's really, really funny. He texted to me and like, yeah, that's perfect. It was the photo from the second debate where he's really angry. But like he'd be cut out of space and the little like that's really, really good. After you beat the game, one of the custom heads you can get is like the handsome jack mask Yeah, I know guys I'm gonna show that on his zero character and it looks really fucking weird It's just like a face like like handsome jack like he's wearing a mask you can see there's like two

Rivets up here and like one here So it's just like that mask on whatever character you play with like the attachment what did you play as in Border? He's played a siren my first two playthroughs and I'm playing a mech romance or now Which one do you like better siren really siren was Awesome I played as a commando in the first one and it was like oh, that's okay Playing commando helps if you're playing by yourself. I like playing commando just that's taking a long playing commando No, the good thing about the commando classes, you can throw out a turret and a lot of times it's like the bad guys are just always coming at you no matter what. So if you throw it on a turret, it's a little bit of a distraction.

But if you're anything else, you're your front. Thanks God. Thank God the siren has the phase lock things. You can freeze them in place. But I don't know how you play that with any other camera. I'm just like I started as sorry. I started as a zero and I don't use the zero's power ever. I don't know do. Yeah, no among zero zero creates a hologram too, so we can kind of distraction Right, he was invisible then you can see like crit crit hits yeah

Yeah, we tried to teach at the gab and he had no idea what the fuck you said I know I was doing the death trap is fucking cool man Yeah, yeah That's cool shit, and it's like I like his you as you upgrade the death trap He gets like bigger and bigger and like is more blade than shit on him That's cool. Well, he seems like he takes a ton of damage Like awesome like dude like you know I'll yeah, I like as soon as I got in a little five

I would just like summoning him to clear out areas like I would just wait there be like Yeah, all right. He's done. I don't run off. I just I just started playing warlands like the other day like like really playing playing and I started Lindsey, my brother and a friend of mine So like we started four players from the beginning and my brother used a mechromancer because he just downloaded and tried it yet And he's fucking terrible at video games like awful and he just like oh, let me try this thing once we got to level five It's just like he just like kick back. I'm like this thing so much better than you It's hell it's like it lasts forever man, and then like the second it's gone He's like oh I can do another one. It's like the respawn time's like it lasts forever man And then like the second it's gone. He's like oh I can do another one

It's like the respawn time is like nuts like I'm in it. I've never had a death trap die yet like the time Or always runs out. Yeah before they run out of hell so awesome I know I as fun as Bodelands is at the start when you start with four people and like all played together all the time But then everybody has conflicting. We have to make separate characters It's definitely you have to do you have to make a static crew of like we will only play this character when we're all online It's great is the writing and the jokes are like I just hit a point where it's like I'm just tired of walking around and picking up Like I heard you talking about in the podcast. I the how you have to pick up and hold X and I'm just like where you going Mikey? I got a key. All right, Mikey's leaving the field. See him like you yeah like at this point

I'm like looting for me in Borderlands 2 is like so blasey like I was not purple or I'm not sure how shallow I'm like I don't care about anything I'm not picking anything up if it's not purple or iron. Yeah, it's a good idea Well, they have this thing everyone says oh it's so much better because you can mark everything is trash Like marking it to me is the same as selling it. It's just like I got a third point mark shit It's just like it's more it's like immediate It's like all after instead of having to be like later when I get to a selling point after I remember to sell the species shit Now it's like fucking yeah, it's market

Yeah, it's more hit the It's like having to go through and play going through the inventory and split screen is awful. Yeah, it really is Yeah, so you do like four ways but screen on that now you already too man You know a game that I could be possible for you know what I game what game I've been playing the shit out of, based on Gus' recommendation, is fucking XCOM. XCOM is unknown. Is fucking, is fucking, is fucking, is fucking, is fucking, is that a strategy game? It is, right?

Yeah, it's like a turn-based strategy game. The last time I was in the podcast, I mentioned Gladius, which was the warrior-based game. And it's like the, it's the new version of that game, basically. The same sort of idea, it's aliens and lasers and space marines. It's fucking awesome. There's especially like two different games you play.

One where you manage your base, building upgrades, and making your base good, and then two where you actually send your squad out, manage your squad, and do alien combat. There is nothing worse. The thing is, these characters, the individual characters, you build them up. So as you play them more and more, they get more skills, they get more HP and stuff, and nothing is worse than losing one of the guys you've had around for all of that stuff.

Not only that, but they have a memorial. So like, the soldier you can go visit the memorial. And it has their names, has how many missions they were on. It also has their pictures in the back. Like really fake snapshots on the wall. Like in Bible Sturgeon Lactic. Yeah, a lot of things. Like, you see like all the, shots on the wall. I can buy a start galactic. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I was like, Snipey, no! I'm trying to imagine that Memorial Service for Snipey Jones. It's funny as well.

Snipey Jones. It's a good one. It's funny. It's like, maybe a colonel, maybe a major, you know, maybe a couple of lieutenants, maybe a couple sergeants, and then a fuck-burning rookie. You got a bunch of rags, rags, rags, rags. Okay, so when you're running a six-man operation Gus how many of each class do you have? You have mostly assault support I know to take one sniper and all assault

Yeah, I don't like playing supports. I don't like heavy. Maybe I'll take a heavy I've got a kernel who's a support and I have a kernel is a sport class who he is he's a badass dude I love bringing him in because he got full health He's got tons of health and he also goes in and he heals every. My strategy is I don't want people to need to get healed. Okay. Like I want to be like first strike. But with my sniper I can typically, it was sniper and assault. I can typically kill everyone as soon as I see there before they even get a chance to fight.

That's true. But that's my style. But nothing's worse than revealing like nine enemies at once. Like send a guy out long and it's like, wow, shh. Well then don't do that. I will say I haven't played XCOM, but I've seen Jack play it, and as I was walking in from IP, which is awesome. I heard him talking about Snipe.

I was there, and he was like, whoa, Snipe! I got to say it in the actually said that. He's like, oh, man, I don't like me. You've been a damn-man. I can relate to that. He was so sad. In BioShock, too, if you leveled up a certain perk or plasma, you could repair all the little like fly little sentry bots

I would follow you around. Yeah, and if you leveled up like to its maximum level it would give them names to I had a little bot named scooter and I love scooter and he was with me all throughout like the last level And then he finally got destroyed. I was like Did I can't wait for Bioshock game is it? That was close to my life. I was talking if it true that came out it was It was pretty good man. It was so good. I can't believe you Boshock games, isn't it? Yeah, let's talk about it. Boshock Infinite Trilett came out, it was, yeah, it was pretty good, man. It was so good. I can't believe you didn't spit your chair.

It's true. Oh, my legs over here, it's on me now. It's a slamming chair. That's how passionate I was about that Boshock Infinite Trilett. Oh, the games are out of the window. That's an epic. I cannot freaking wait for that game. So, February 26th.

Oh, Boshock, it's one of my favorite games. A lot of these are good time of your last steps coming out. What are you guys looking forward to movies and games and TV looking for to Cloudly aside from Halo 4 everyone's looking for to Halo 4 right okay, I Assassin's Creed I'm saying we're all fucking because of morogue say Halo 4. I'm gonna speak for me Halo 4 I'm excited for Halo 4 don't speak for me. I Wasn't excited for a little for now. I'm now excited for you.

Assassin's Creed III, I'm so fucking pumped for Assassin's Creed III. The trailers that have been coming out for it, that's one arc. It's funny. Assassin's Creed II, Brotherhood, and Revelations. Ezio was the main character in that game. The first one was all-tie-ear. Then Ezio was the sort of dragon-out-of-the-do-care games. That character, for the first time ever, I followed him from literally birth until the point where he kind of quit doing what he was doing. Just like sniping. Yeah, it is like what the thing is.

That's the way he got this guy's he fought him from birth until quit. Well, he did. The thing was like with when SEO, it's like I don't want to play any more games with him anymore. No, I'm I'm I'm I'm content like his story is finished and I'm I'm never touching him again What's in their character like that though? Does this snake kind of like that from a middle gear solid? He's got this old rickety dude running around. I'm talking about spoilers. What kind of an up, tarot? Dot it dies.

I guess they're handing that off to Raiden now though. Yeah. I've been trying to get into Assassin's Creed literally five years. I can't do it. And I feel like there's something wrong with me. There is something wrong with me. Are you starting to have one or two? I would see, I beat one.

I mean, you're cheating. Two is, no, no. Two is good in comparison to one. Two is great. Two is infinitely bad. Two is infinitely better than one. But I think the reason people, like two, is the best was because the first one was shit.

I didn't play the first one until one. All right, all right. That's fair. This is my opinion. I just can't, I, I thought. I thought I was there, I was one was shit. I didn't play the first one until I was there. Okay, all right, that's fair. This is my opinion. I just can't, I thought. I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought, I thought,

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Yeah, you know, this is awesome like halo and First person shooter guy. I mean that's that's the super preference in gaming I'm shooting because I played I played I played the Uncharted a little bit of the uncharted It's uncharted. Awesome. Although I guess that and dead space is great too. That's basically No, I have to I just realized something Interrogate your own story. I'm gonna interrupt myself. Wow There's something that games are doing that I'm not sure if I like or not

What's that? And that is ever since will that yeah, but ever since uncharted came out I feel like there's a lot more Third-person cinematic games, which is fine if you want to make a great beautiful third It's just I'm seeing lots of trailers where it's like it looks like game Oh no explosion set piece like a lot of life Uncharted's not that original a game. I mean it's basically a good male to read it It's a really good male. It's a better to read Yeah, but to me right well, I mean it's like he's like I you know

I get maybe like a reach started that, but I mean, I'm not talking about the premise of the game. The premise of the game is not very original, but the way that it's done, there's lots of like, it is really well done. There's lots of big cinematic set pieces. So you're saying it inspired a bunch of other games to be good? I don't know. I just thought I was going to live in the arles.

Just make it go the right way. Watch it, watch it, raise the bar. Watch the unch the bar. Watch the uncharted trailer. Then I just want to do what I was the last E3 was watching the Dead Space 3 trailer, the Tomb Raider trailer, and the last planet 3 trailer. All look the same.

They all look like the same game just in different settings. Dead Space 3 look like other games. No, no, it did. It looked like... Let's start looking at my Dead Space 2 versus Dead Space 1. Yes. I think Dead Space 2 was worse than Dead Space 1. Yes. I like this. I think Dead Space 2 was worse than Dead Space 1.

I really do. What you say? Okay, worse makes it sound. That's a story. Story-wise and gameplay-wise, I thought it was a setback. Story-wise, it was not as good, but it was definitely close to the first. The first game is fucking fun on it. It's fantastic.

But as far as the actual gameplay goes, I do agree with you. The first one was better. There's stuff we do in the first one that you don't do in the second one. Like, do you think you were blown down the asteroids with the turrets? I hate that. I thought that was too. I did it, but at least it's a different kind of gameplay

in the middle of the game. And a bit with that tentacle would grab and yank him and he had to shoot the tentacle. That was when I would say, I died the first time because I thought it wasn't a cutscene. And I was like, oh fuck, I'm gonna be shooting this blowing game. You need to know that stuff,

what's the big thing that like the Hulk sort of? The Leviathan? No, yeah. Oh, the Bruce.'s all the way. Oh, the bridge. Yeah. There's only like you do this ridiculously long cut scenes we tumble through shit. Are you talking about two? Yeah. In two, yeah. Yeah, that was pretty neat.

But it just like in two, it just felt like it felt super repetitive and you're really your girlfriend in the, you know, that's following you around. But constantly it's just like I already felt like I knew where that was going and everything. I feel like so. I don't know. I don't know. I did a great series though. I think it's a really good job. Both the original and the sequel were great. I think the gameplay was better in the second one. I felt like I didn't have to be sifting through shit. I have to do it all the time. The lack of backtracking was really nice. I always felt like I was going to a new location. Like the daycare thing. That was like, God damn it? That was his babies were awesome. That's the stage. Oh, oh, my God. What I like like, right? Jesus Christ. What I like about Dead Space 2 is that it handled a problem

that horror games run into a lot really well. And that is the first time you play the first game in a new horror franchise, it's like, oh, my God, what are these monsters? So the necromorps, what the fuck are these monsters? This is crazy. This is scary. The second time you return to that same series, the player and the protagonist both know this thing They're it's not gonna be as big as a shock So how do you take that up like up to the next level a lot of games like Resident Evil 5? I won't say six is apparently really good. It's pretty good Like five for instance, it was a lot more there was a lot more action and stuff

What dead space to did was yeah, there was a lot more action. That's gonna happen. Yeah. The protagonist has grown. He's now kind of knows what he's dealing with. But they gave another thing to be worried about, which was Isaac Sanity. And they played it like, you don't know if you can trust Isaac. That I never bought into. But I cared about Isaac so much more in this one. And I was really concerned when they were like, yeah, he takes up his helmet and he's gonna talk. I was like, I don't know about that. But he was legitimately an interesting guy. And a lot of times I felt like he was saying what we were all thinking, which was,

what the fuck is going on? Why is this happening? I have to care this. I agree. The eternal darkness on the GameCube. I did not play it a little bit. It was a little bit of a war. No, where you have to steal my line.

It was a game you had to manage your character sanity. Yes. Like the more crazy stuff and fucked up stuff you saw, like the game would change and you weren't sure if you were seeing stuff that was real. Yeah. Or if it was your character going to say. It would come with your game too. Like back when you... It would act like you... Like you muted the GV. Like back when all TVs just had a big green mute word in the top

right corner. It did that. Yeah it was really... Yeah one time it was like there's no game in your game cube. Yeah. It was really neat. Yeah. It was cool. Yeah. It was fun. It was fun. It was so. Sparta, if you hadn't played the first Arkham Asylum, but it was ages ago.

Yeah. I remember when I worked at TSTV and I was working on Video Game Hour Live, I was doing a review of Arkham Asylum, and I didn't have my Xbox with me at the time, so I had to borrow my roommate, Kyle's, and it was raining outside. He said, just be really careful with my Xbox. I was like, yeah, I should have no problem. So I hiked over to TSTV on campus. I set it all up. I was playing and I got to one of the last scarecrow encounters. And if you play the game, you know that in the last scarecrow encounter,

there's a point where you cannot escape death and you die. And it says, would you like to retry, but shits fucked up. And then all of a sudden the game saw it's... No, the game, like it won't let you hit continue or something. And then all of a sudden, color bars come up and the game, it makes awful sounds you hit continue or something and then all of sudden color bars come up and the game that makes awful sounds I was terrified I'd be my revenge but I was scared I was scared I was scared I was psychoman you were roommates I was I was sweet mates with Kyle our four man I do it sweet don't wait they can't see yeah

yeah cows weighed off range also also the recent episodes of Red vs Blue Blue Season 10, so props to Kyle. When you guys were new and I didn't want to bother learning your names, I don't know if you remember this, I would have appeared quite to refer to you both as Kyle's. To save time. Oh, I remember that. I was like, hey, Kyle's come over here. I remember you are getting both of you.

Remember one time you kicked me out of the office because you didn't know I was the intern. I couldn't. I showed up and I was like, hey, I'm here to see Brandon. They told me to meet me here at five o'clock. Well, no, first I walked in. I was like, hey, guys, you to see Brandon. They told me to meet me here at five o'clock. Well, no, first I walked in. I was like, hey, guys, you know, from like a parade art from behind your computer. And I'm just getting stuff set up upstairs.

And you walk up like hands behind your back, really sheepish like, hey, what's going on, dude? I was like, oh, yeah, I'm here to meet Brandon Chris. I got my got stuff going on there. And you're like, that's cool, that's cool. So yeah, they want to plunge Probably won't be back for half an hour. So get out if you could just But you were like, yeah, I'll wait for them and I was like

No, yeah, no Instead I just I just left work at GameStop to come and do and put in my like work as an intern and you're like Yeah, you can't be here, I was like, go. Okay, I guess I'll go back and just stand around with my manager. Yeah, I guess I'd go back to GameStop and I was like, yeah. Yeah, you should do that. You should do that, K-Pi. And your defense, Brandon didn't tell me shit.

Well, that's because it's Brandon. Yeah, that's Brandon. I was at Miles' defense. Like, if that's Brandon's fault, right, no, you didn't say the play-in blitz. He didn't put a bad image on himself. I got to say, we're at the front. The human office is at the front.

Pretty much when our receptionist isn't in, the doorbell rings or someone knocks in the door. I'm usually one of jumps up and answers it. Or the other one jumps up. It springs up. It's like someone who likes to drink. You know, whatever. It's got the worst horse.

There's so many people working this company so many different things going on They're like someone will show up like I'll be here for X and like I have no idea what the fuck that is I'm like okay Whatever I'm here for like who it's kind of scary though because like even like like yesterday someone showed up That was incredibly important that I had no idea there was a show up and I was like hey who are you guys with and like oh We're with this person. I was like oh oh, shit, I know who you are now. That was very bad of me. I'm going to go get the person you should talk to. Thanks, bye.

So a long story short, don't answer the door anymore. I show the games that I'm looking forward to coming out. Yeah. I'm in the three. That's the three we read this before you. That's the two we get to the games. The reading guys. But I remind everyone that this episode is brought to you

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You know, in that documentary that's coming out tomorrow in the first episode, we talk about what it was like before YouTube to have to host all of our own video and find a solution for that when Red versus Blue was taken off. Like you and I tell, it's funny, Gus and I both made the comment that we both tell the story and we've told it so many times that they actually, he's in here being interviewed and I'm in my office being interviewed and they just cut back and forth between two of us telling the story because it's seamlessly between us. I tell the exact same story, the exact same way. I bet if you looked at the rough footage,

our pacing is probably the same. It's, because I've heard those stories so many times I could probably tell those stories. Like the one, you know, the computer and the unplugging. Yeah, I know, like I've heard all these things. So I've watched you give that speech so many times, so many other things. The funny thing is, I was talking to somebody the other day who started to do a lot of press.

And I said, you're gonna feel like you repeat yourself over and over. And I think I was talking to somebody at 3, 4, 3 about it, because we're doing so much press for Forward on to dawn and so you feel like you're repeating yourself all the time But it's like we sit there and listen to multiple interviews. Yeah, you know what I mean? And it's like may also they they know the stories as well So speaking of forward on the dawn. Did you watch a third episode? I did holy shit good ending to the end of that episode I won't I don't want to give you a play You should you should watch the third episode if you haven't already, but

God damn, the way it ends, the way the way the things are revealed, is all I'll say? Wow, those guys are knocking on the park. They are, they are really good. I've been on the internet for a long time. I've watched a lot of web series on the internet. And this is the first one that I've actually been like, okay, I'm actually legitimately interested in these characters. Yeah, well, the first one I've actually been like okay, I'm actually legitimately interested in these characters The first one is called red versus

Well, Jack congratulations for them to don you have pleased to be almighty jack Patillo you've done You the Who was another We're only the Knowing characters the Jack was a member of the live action web series about that live action web series Do you buy the action adaptation of the band and it's becoming far away from House of the Dead? Let's just say that.

Oh, reload. It's still thinking about it. What are you going to cut me? I'm going to go down to grandma by the way. I'm going to put it on Twitter if I'm wearing making the mistake of wearing the same shirt on the podcast that I was wearing when we shot the documentary. A, that's about three weeks apart but B, no, it's not the same shirt.

What are your socks tonight, Burns? My socks tonight are... Yeah, we've got moustaches. They cut away from it. They're moustaches. There are moustaches. Moustaches. Wyoming socks.

There we go. There we go. Actually, the moustaches are sideways. Now we're going to have our lines. And what are they doing? They got a little bit of the talking to those socks. Dude, if we're really going to anything, we'll give my shoes. So the nice shoes. Okay, customized.

I'm gonna rip it you buddy. Okay, what's he looking for? Oh, I'm looking forward to Deathspeak 3, which looks phenomenal. I like the fact that it comes out really next year. Okay, I feel very modern. I like the fact that it has co-op, but if you're not playing co-op, there's no second partner. There's no AI.

Fucking awesome. It's just join in. If you have not playing co-op, there's no second partner. There's no there's no AI fucking awesome It's just join in if you have a second player. Um, it looks like you know like it's gonna mean it's like horror ass No Michael, I have talked about playing despace three together And that says a lot like that says a lot I love all the people that I I know that enjoyed despace Michael's probably loves it more than anyone else other than me Great Like in him and I gonna be probably fight over who loves it more because I know I fucking love the shit. You like to I love it because I would bone shit up and it's like awesome.

I love the game playing like that. You're like oh my god. The war. And you're like. That's true. I love every single little day of pieces. I love it. It's so awesome.

The story of the game like the data logs. See I have a friend I have a friend who works on or he used to work in the Dead Space franchise and at one point he had the Dead Space Bible with him, which was like everything that had been told and had not been told, but I was like the whole history behind Dead Space. Like a book. I was like, can you just give me like one hour with it? I can look for it.

He would not not worry. So I know nothing about the game that any normal person knows. Yeah, they've done a great job in fleshing out like the universe Halo and I mean there's a picture Like they're cool universe I'm just not know just like games where that they did a good job of establishing the rules It's it's games that make you want to look outside the level Yeah, there's cool shit going on here, but what's what are people over there doing like?

Also There's cool shit going on here, but what what are people over there doing like Oh, it's fucking awesome. What is I'm looking forward to? I get space three. Wow, shock infinite and Assassin's Creed 3. I'll throw it out. What about movies? You're looking for any movies?

Cloud Atlas. Iron Man 3 does look good. I do want to call it that. Skyfall about that. Skyfall I've heard nothing about that. I have not seen... I didn't see the last couple of James Bond movies, but I'm legitimately excited for Skyfall.

Did you see that marketing thing that Coke did with Skyfall in a train station? It's a, I guess, like someone goes to buy a Coke, and then they have a special Coke machine that says, like, you have 70 seconds to get to platform six. And then they have to run to this train platform. To get that Coke? Well, like, they don't know to get pre-takers to see Skyfall. And then they hired a bunch of extra in the train station to create distractions and obstacles to prevent them from getting to the train platform

time what is the guy like really wants to make it like like the first obstacles like they have to get up an escalator but the escalators blocked by like two guys running they make it to the top and there's like a hot chick is like oh my god because like they have to type in their name like oh my god bobby i've seen you forever

and so it's like, oh, the kind of hot chick. Yeah, the hot chick. Well, I remember you. It's been my 60 seconds right here. How about skyfall not have any sort of marketing thing with the whole Felix Bumgart thing? That seems like, it seems like that's written for you. If you were like a halo thing, you'd drop it out of orbit.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Oh, your C on his forehead. We're going to be a friend, Gold Trooper. I tell you, there was a funny photo of Felix Baumgarten and Gerard Butler. And it was, if Felix Baumgarten had some kind of tattoo on his forearm that says, like, born to fly or fall. Or something like that, born to fall.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don I'm like I'm just here. I like where this is going I'm getting people tired tired telling me who I look like. I'm just sick of it. Okay. Did you kind of know you look like across between me, man? You know what? You know people talk about that. I mean I'm sick of I'm getting sick of people It's impossible for one person to look like Seth Rogan Joe Nehill

Leaf Shriver there in Aernovsky Gerard Butler and There's no other You know what? You know what? Hard Butler and There's some other Butler You got one of that one Do I get that one on Twitter all the time? I'm sure I do get it

It is literally impossible to look at all six of those people I will say I don't get the look alike that much But I get the sound alike and the same thing It's like I can't sound like all these people And half of them were in your list I've got sounds like Seth Rogen Seth Rogen and Joni Hill don't sound anything alike Ryan's on the back.

Okay, I've gotten from Gavin Joe Pesci. I totally get mad. I made the mistake of saying that hold defiantly thing that if you look up on the screen, defiantly, now everyone mentions it. Everybody mentions Gangnam Style to me. It's all about it. You're mouth. So they always treat me divinely stuff and I kind of kept it going

But it seems like every other tweet that I get on Twitter is about defiantly I actually find a word that's better than Defiantly you're ready to tweet. It's a burning. Yeah If you look up the word exited If the way people use exited they use it instead of excited But it also in, it seems so funny because it's like people that are really amped out about something, so they're gonna leave.

And that is like, I'm like, I'm finally excited or excited about Skyfall. Or they say like, Justin Bieber is going in town, I'm leaving. That's the way, right? I'm just so gonna get out of here. Maybe they meant that on purpose though. No, I take literally every use of Exited is wrong. Nobody saying like I

Exited it seems awkward. I then I Exited I later yeah, I left it's like it's so weird It's like Pronoun like one it's a thing it's exited Exited one exited the thing Defiantly exited it from once it came One exited the thing defiantly exited it returned from once it came What was that voice? To make that noise. No, I don't

You see Smash it across this That picture feel like similar to jarballer and that's the kind of see that the portrait I That's a picture of you like similar to your drug-buller and that's the kind of see that the portrait I don't know I don't see I don't like glasses like embellishy shit. Was that your Twitter picture? That's my Twitter picture Yeah, yeah, you look huge in that picture Like just like Clearly you were like take a good job. Yeah

Wow Bernie does a really good job of making look like he's muscular in this picture You must have bought like a Gavin size t-shirt He buys every shirt in child small. No, Bernie's actually, if I were to buy a shirt in child small, I'd look fucking terrible. Well, you know, Miles, I mean, you know, I got what I, you know that. We're in a Scorsage. Gavin-Gavin wears the tiniest clothes that I've ever seen anywhere. And he refuses to wear one size. There was was something, oh the Jimin on her hoodies. We came out of the hoodies and we had a bunch of extras come in and we were like, oh here.

And he's too lazy at the time because it was like, oh if you want one just tell Cara send her an email and she'll order them and we'll get them in. So I ordered like one for me, for Ray and for Gavin. Because Gavin's too lazy and he'll never do it because he's a piece of shit. So I was just like medium, whatever. He gets it. He's like, no, I won't wear it. He would not wear a medium.

He would only wear a small. He's wearing tight-witted. It was too big. He walked onto me the other day as miles. Could she? Well, see my drum drum. To be fair, to be fair, he got really drunk and bought clothes online.

And he accidentally bought skinny jeans. In which, by the way, he's specifically not supposed to wear because of his nut situation. With a staple ball. A staple ball. What? His ball's staple, because it's like he's got that injury No, it's like Gavin's ball thing slumber guys One ball like twisted into like

twisted into like like they could offer some blood to I'm not it is cutting off its like blood supply so they had to untwisted and then like from where they were somewhat like stable his ball so the side of his legs so it doesn't retwist they think they staple the vein or whatever there's a staple in his nuts accent like he can't the cable he's not supposed to write horseback ever he's not supposed to ever write him is not supposed to ever write a bicycle oh and he's not supposed to ride horseback ever. He's not supposed to ever ride a bicycle. And he's not supposed to wear tight pants.

And he bought skinny jeans. He's like, well, I bought them somewhere. And that's why I'm the one slender video. There's an outro where he's on my shoulders. And at the end, he's like, oh, me Jenny's a bike driver. Yeah, because his nuts will explode if he rides on things. I love Gavin. Somebody asked me what's on things.

Yeah, if Gavin rides on the little little horse outside the supermarket help bust his nuts Jack I'm gonna show you a book later you a book later. I When you were Your parents going at it no I walked into my parents I walked into my parents at my grand parents house Dude they're rebels. Yeah, I was a car. What he banging what he doing? I was Nine I never had that problem because I was like the furthest kid.

Like my brother was born and then three years later it was the middle brother and I was six years after that. So my parents like, f*** at that point. They were like, yeah, you stay over there and I'll stay over here. I had no problem with that. They put a tape line in the middle of the house. No, I just like that old. It was like when I loved Lucy episode.

Yeah. How old was your dad when you were born? I believe 36. I've got my head about doing math. All right, 20. 30. I'm 25. Yeah, he's 62. My dad had just turned 20 when I was born.

My dad was 45 when he had me. Yeah, which I thought was pretty nuts. And I met somebody the other day that their dad had them when they were 60. Wow, which I thought was pretty nuts. And I met somebody the other day that their dad had them when they were 60. Wow, that's really up there. See I clearly noticed the thing with with my dad like say was 35 or 36 and I didn't give a shit. What the hell was that? What are you doing? But But like it's weird because I have a completely different upbringing than like my brothers did because they were pretty close together. They're only three years apart.

And like, he was like their coach on the little league team and you know, they went camping and shit like that. And me he's like fuck that. I'm too old for that shit. But like I reaped the benefits of like, I got away with way more shit than my brothers did. Oh yeah. Like they were like seven and eight and like you don't leave the back yard.

I was like five and they're like, be back by nine p.m. And like, like I was so far gone because what happened was it was like you know They had my middle brother and then it was like six years later and my mother's like really want a girl my dad's like Flying care anymore, and I was like whoa here comes Michael. I was all-predated to be Michelle and I was like No way that's weird same way. Yeah, that's the same way I'm so happy about your both Michael and we're both Michael's. Yeah. Yeah. Well, Bernie Gavin is so excited that we talked about his balls. Yeah. I've just talked to him. He's in London right now for MCMX Pro. Shout out to Gavin. Yeah.

I've Gavin free. That's all I go. Hashtag. All of gold. But he's so excited we talked about his genitalia. Of course. You check Gavin's genitalia on my mind. Almost all of the day. It preoccupied. Should I tell my story about how we get care of our office tell it you're already brought up already brought up don't be a good star and all right and all that it's all jacked all right so so i don't know

the circumstance exactly i know the circumstance do you exactly okay go on so yeah you are a fellow second to the jackpot i'll tell the second thank you carat uh... was over over Jeff's house one night, you know It was like an after work get together. Yeah, it was like Gavin Kara Jeff and whoever other people were there And they were playing pebble because a big thing Jeff's been playing pebble for years trying to perfect it Get all the achievements and it's like really fucking hard So he has these peg on nights or people just come over and they take turns playing pegel They take turn trying to get a few Yeah

Yeah I just want to get a little bit of an air come shout it. So I'll continue to tell a story camera Oh, she's playing the door now. I got to tell a story so Gavin or Jeff or whatever beat one level of pegel I got whatever they perfected the need to and Gavin got so excited was like Yes, like he ran over to Jeff and jumped into his arms and like, wrapped himself around Jeff and Jeff went like this and put his hands in there and Gavin slid down in and just ripped his pants right down.

And he got into the couple of seconds and then he looks up and realizes his box is right down to. Jeff's dong is just hanging out and Kallow is there and she's like, so now, and Jeff was like, he's, and Jeff was like, he's at his house. So, so now, anytime Kara is giving a tour of her office, which is frequently, every time she brings a tour into the Cheam on her office, which is quite often,

I'll make sure to point out, when they come in, assuming the people in the tour are of age, you know, 18 and over, every time she walks in, she's like, oh, here's the achievement office, here's all the guys, here's Michael and Ray and Gavin and Jeff, I always have to make sure, I have to make it a point to go, hey guys, make sure Cara tells you about the time

she saw Jeff's penis. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna be sure to do that. Everyone's gonna take fucking, every single time. And it's funny because half the time, like, again, depending on who the guest is, you're like, that's not true.

That's a lie. And Jack about it's true. It's absolutely true. And Jack's like, it's fucking funny because it's not funny if I tell a story. Or a gathering. Or a sound to a story. But Jack was even there. So you just, it wasn't out there.

It was only the way I was. Or anything she's talking about. Yeah, so that's the whole dick move. It's hilarious. It's gonna be a the whole dick move, it's hilarious. It is indeed a dick move. Whoa, that's it. But it's not intentional nudity though. It was not intended. At this point, you think there's definitely more people

in the company than not that have seen Jeff Spina. No, we already actually talked about that. And we now have discussed in the Cheema honor office it's at least 40%. What's funny is right before we came on the podcast, I changed my shirt, I changed my clothes because I wanted to have a shirt that could attach my microphone to so I was in my office Changing my clothes and I thought should I close the door right and then I realized there are naked pictures of me everywhere There's really no point to closing the door. Yeah, this part. I just left the door open

It is we think I get to go back to the early days of Ruchitith. I will often just change in the break room and not think about it. Like, is this we're getting ready for something? And I'll just take my shirt off or go down the underwear and not think twice about it. Cause it used to be just,

but no, it's these people working here. Six dudes working that we do that. Now I'm like, oh shit, I got a member that we have female employees wandering around and I'm hanging out in my bathroom. Yeah, I remember. That's why you take it off Yeah, you gotta do it. Right maybe a tour They go exactly

Oh, I'm sorry. You just walked in and I'm all sweaty. Oh, I've been having it I'm really gonna forget how for sure like this Nothing I've ever done that. Yeah, I don't know how you do I feel like my elbows would lock I don't think I've ever done that. I don't know how you do it. I feel like my elbows would lock. You would have nip in the street jacket, right? Like, you would miss you like, oh fuck, I'm so pissed.

It's a pet keep of mine. Every goddamn shirt, Lindsey leaves around the apartment, is fucking inside out. Because whenever she, like, gets changed, she doesn't take her shirt off, like, pulling the head through the neck. So it's just, like, not inside out when you put it in the wash. She pulls it off like from the shirt up. And she does it and the biggest pain in the ass is with jackets. Because she does it with jackets too.

So I'll grab, yeah, I'll go to grab a jacket and the sleeves are always inside out. So like I have to like put my arm in the sleeve and pull it out and then slide it in. And then I'll like go and get the other one. I'm like, fuck, and like the arm is facing towards me. You know what I mean? Can I explain that price? She does that with every fucking thing ever We reached the out of our belief. I'm just saying that. There's even says we need a festivist poll. Yeah, there's the grievance. What's your future strength guys? Yeah, I hope she doesn't listen to this podcast. You know rock I'm really glad. We're hoping and it's it

Either next week or the week after to have like a podium or a separate area where people can walk up As we're talking about so like Describe the thing that she saw Okay, I'm already down the rabbit hole. No, I want to I want to hear this Okay, speaking of nudity Michael having in here tonight reminded me the last time we actually hung out for an extended period of time I don't like where this is what was at a strip club. Okay. That's where this is going Okay, there was a long time ago. Well, we don't work in busy working in two different offices. Yeah, yeah Brothers trip club. I didn't just got on my microphone and said no

No, it's happening Okay, so one of the last So one of the last it was it was going away. Okay, so Okay, so We're just going okay, so yeah, so So we we taking sub downtown it was myself. I think Chris was there branding you a bunch of other people We we all went downtown. We all did really good time and then at one point in the night everyone's like, well I guess that's that and I think it was granted was like no, and it was like one amers. Yeah I was like we can't end this party. We got to go do something else and someone throughout the idea of a strip club

I've never been to a strip club before I know I Was not ready. I don't like strip clubs. I've been to two strip clubs. They've won a a strip club before. I know I need to find something to me. It was, I was not ready. I don't like strip clubs. I've been to two strip clubs. Everyone wants a strip club. What do you mean you don't like the one? I didn't like strip clubs. I don't like strip clubs. You go in. I don't, I don't, strip clubs to me don't make sense. It's like, hey, do you want blue balls?

Awesome. Come pay money to have us TZ. And then you can leave the Bernie once said probably the best thing I ever thought about strip clubs which is like when I'm hungry I don't want to look at pictures of food yeah exactly like that that makes for me I don't want to pay to not have sex they don't make any sense to me so it's a good show so we were there and I'm just trying to have a conversation with you and I feel like I can't look at anybody but who I'm talking to because if I make eye contact with any of the girls there it's me like I'm just trying to have a conversation with you and I feel like I can't look at anybody But who I'm talking to you because if I make eye contact with any of the girls there It's me like I'm gonna come dance on this guy. I just want to be like no, I'm just mild because I want to be polite

Please don't I don't want to I don't know how to tell you It's just I know it makes me really uncomfortable so Brandon picked up on that real quick and I was having conversation with you when all of a sudden I felt my chair getting I You were saying that chair that had wheel yeah, I was sitting a conversation with you when all of a sudden I felt my chair getting... You were sitting in the chair that had wheels. Yeah, all the chairs had wheels. I'm sitting at the table and also in the table. Oh, that's like the chair that I'm by the way.

Oh, how am I going? And as I'm turning around, I see like brand-ins just in tears laughing, Chris is snickering. I'm like, oh no, they didn't. And I turn around and I see the stripper. Now everybody at home and everybody here, I want you to imagine a stripper. I don't know her name,

but imagine a stripper with the name dark chocolate. That's exactly okay. I said her name is dark chocolate. Was your name really dark chocolate? Yeah, that's okay. Imagine a stripper, imagine a stripper named dark chocolate, make her three times as big. That was this stripper, okay?

They're all having a pair of wish, she was really expensive. I don't believe that one bit. No, absolutely, it's absolutely true. So why is she as much? It was George. I'm getting it aside by stuff. I play story here and I've told it was twice as much.

He is absolutely telling the truth. It was. Okay. Because she had a special talent. Yeah, I'm getting to that. Oh yeah, you are. So I'm sitting in a chair. I don't want to be here.

I'm like just dripping sweat. But I don't know how to like whenever I'm in an awkward situation I just laughed, that's the idea with nervously. So she leans forward and she says the words, I'm a smother you in my tautais. And I just started laughing uncontrollably and the next thing that was, and I couldn't, I'm suffocating In her to ties She absolutely had a booty technique Dude it was all like it was all like she bent over and did the thing But no the whole

The face fool But no, the whole time. I'm laughing. I'm laughing. The face full of room. It was essentially just 30 seconds of me going, oh, that's so nice. Jordan out in California going, for the record. Brandon tells me that when he went and paid her and pointed

at you, she looked at you and burst out laughing. No, no. OK, real quick, the last part is I'm really, and she stops me, and and we're back and she looks like she goes are you retarded of some truth I just really have to go hard for this time and just continue to laugh and I was by the camera

just being very good the best was all of his father was going on. Chris, who had also apparently never been new strip all the floor, financial funny, he takes out his phone. And he tries to start recording it. He's like, ha, and filming it in like a second. There was like a shoot and shoot.

He was like, he ripped the phone right over his hands. He was like, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. And he's like, Chris is like, I just wish those bouncers were everywhere. Yeah, it was like, instant, Chris's like, this thing, but oh god, no. You know I've actually seen a more violent reaction with cell phone than that is in Amsterdam,

in the Red Light District where like, tourists come and they put on a video tape, the prostitutes in the windows, they come out and they will like rip the thing out of your hands and throw it in the canal. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, that was my first glitter.

It was good. That was the last time I'd been there in the strip club. I want to have a delicate conversation here. Anybody wants to own up to it? I can't. So there's a guy, if you want to come out here and talk about it, there's a guy that works for us that was dating a stripper. And then there was a group of guys that went out

and there was the question arose if she was working. Is it poor etiquette to get a lap dance from a stripper that one of your friends is dating absolutely poor that is that's not yes that's that's that's that's that's not do that yeah the question like man code that's that I totally agree that's really shitting I totally agree. Okay. I Said that's the question. Oh, no, no, that's that's messed up. Yeah, so I Like if I were to be in that situation, I would have and may have paid hundreds of dollars to go to the back room to avoid Said

I Contact it was like it was like right as the person came out someone else was like oh, I want to lap dance It's X amount of money for the back room and I was like yes, see you. Bye the person came out, someone else was like, oh, wanna lap dance? It's X amount of money for the back room, and I was like, yes, see you. Bye. I'm not gonna be here for that run. Yup, that's exactly what it was.

Maybe, if it happened. Twitter's calling it didn't. Twitter's calling that the most important bro code of all. Yeah, wow. It's true. Dark chocolate. I agree.

I agree. Dark chocolate. It's someone dating. Okay, I'm dating Dark Chocolate. I'm really excited. Miles is having. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. I'm really excited. Did that for a long time ago?

That was like a year episode. We need to go out. We need to go get some. That's what I want. What's my hope is that dark chocolate spells her name with like a Q.U.E. You know how to chocolate. You know you eat. A lot of weight.

Myles put the Q in the chocolate. You eat it. I'm going to get dark chocolate. No, it's not on you. I'm not going to get dark chocolate. I'm not going to have a hard time. I'm not going to have a hard time. I can't believe I'm going to segue into this. It's just that you put your chocolate.

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Segway. Segway. Segway. I'm like a little drunk right now. He said that's not a seed that's a car crash What segway? Whatever segway. I'm like a little drunk right now. I feel like a four. Yeah, I'm with you there It's no We can't wait to take a name stock photos including pictures of gun chocolate As much as you want but not the one Chris tried to pay We can segue into that because I'm not only a little drunk, but I'm also on painkillers. Oh there you go Yeah, what happened to you? Yeah, so I've been wearing this. I've been wearing this since Saturday,

just to save it for the podcast. I like a shlitter bunch. So I don't know what the fuck I did either Thursday or Friday, but Friday, during work and after work, my chest was killing me, but up near my shoulder, like right here, the right side of your chest? Yeah, the right side of my chest. It was like really sore, and it felt like I've pulled

the muscle or something. It's like, I don't know what the fuck I did, because I'm fat and lazy and just sitting at chair all day and play video games So I'm like, I don't know what I did. I was bothering me whatever So after we're going Friday, Lindsay and I drove back to Dallas because she was going to a friend of her's bottle shower Now we should also point out to you been sick lately. Is that okay to say I mean like yeah Yeah, but I mean I was a little while ago, but yeah, I was sick but it's completely unrelated so We went to Dallas on Friday

It was kind of bothering me and she was like oh if it keeps hurting she goes doctors And I was like fuck that I never go to doctors ever because I'm an asshole. So Saturday get up It's fine doesn't bother me doing anything all day whatever and then later in the day It started hurting again, but it was like the center of my chest And I was like like like it wasn't the most intense pain I've ever felt, but I never felt it was like right in the middle of my chest. And it was like radiating, like, throughout. That's all it's done.

Yeah, exactly. So she was getting really worried, and I was like, whatever. So again, it kind of like went away a little bit. So we went through the whole day, and then we're driving back. And it started hurting on the way back. By the time we it was like it's like a three and a half hour drive It was like 10 o'clock and it was killing me so I was like all right Well, I'll go to the doctors tomorrow if it's still hard to whatever and so so we go upstairs and I just go to bed I wake up at midnight like two hours later and it's just fucking killing me

If I like someone was sitting on my chest like an elephant was just pushing down on my chest and My father has like some heart problems and then he didn't have it till he was much older but I didn't know like what the hell it was whatever and Lindsay was like really worried because you know it's like my chest kept hurting. So it was like midnight I'm like fuck it let's go to the hospital which is the exact last thing I wanted to do. So we drive to the ER and it's like 15 minutes away we get in there you know go, there's like five or six people in the waiting room. And I've been to the yard a couple times before. Few times for myself, other times with other people

when I drove them. And the yard's the worst thing in the world. It's you wait forever. And it sucks. So I walk in at like almost 1 a.m. And security guards are you checking in? And I'm like, yeah. He's like, all right, fill out the form and then

talk to the nurse. Because she'll give you a quick assessment. And if it's like, oh I need stitches like yeah, fuck you sit down. You wait like 10 hours I'm looking at the security guard as the guy's screaming you people yeah It's not a medical profession. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No, it was it was like some to be fair It was some like overweight like 65-year-old man that was talking to like patients or like people in the waiting room and like as I'm standing It's like oh What are you here for?

But anyway, so I fill out the paperwork and all basically is like your name Your birthday and like what the problem is and I like chest pains and I'm like all right go see the nurse And she's like chest pains and I'm like oh, yeah, there's a history of it with my with my family And she's like all right you go right in and I was like a walked right in but I got the whole nine yards I got like EKG's I got always these wires hooked up to me and shit. I got, eventually got X-rays. But we were still hurting like while it was there. And I didn't know what the hell it was.

So the funny part is there was this one like, Asian dude there. He was fucking funny. And at first I was kinda like, because I get there. I don't know what's wrong. I don't know what's problem is, like they just walk in and like,

okay, I'm loud laying in the bed and everything hung up to me. And he walks in, he's like cracking jokes right from the get go. And I'm like, not really the time, bro. I might be dead, I don't know. But as soon as I found out, I went and got the X-rays and they came back and they said that it was muscular, that the X-rays were all clear and everything, I must have pulled something or whatever, which is fine. Like I said, if Lindsay wasn't there,

I would have been the piece of shit, but eh, and then went to the next day, and I'm like, hey, I'm fine. But she was all upset that I was gonna drop dead in the middle of the night and look, yeah, there she is, fine. I'm going to the hospital. So, even before, they took blood work

and everything hooked up to me, and before I got the results back, we're just sitting there in the examination room, and she's sitting there, and I'm laying there, and there and I was like hey take a picture for the link dump and she's like what I was like I was like whether it's our podcast or like our tea podcast I'm like it's going to be on a podcast right you got to take a picture so I'm like at this point I'm still like incredible pain I'm going back I'm like take a picture for the link dump right so she takes like three pictures right I? I'm like, all right, let me see it.

I look at him like, no, these are terrible. Take another one. And I'm gonna delete them all, take another one. I'll like sat up and I like fixed my hair and I made a pose and like, perfect. And then, as I'm thinking about it, I'm like, what if it was like citizen cane? Like, I'm dying in bed.

And I was like, link down. And everyone's like, what does it mean? How about back into your sport? But then, like I said, I went through the x-rays and everything and then I said I was fine. And it was really weird because I woke up at midnight. We went to the hospital, we left at 4am, came back home because they were like, you're OK, you can go home.

They just gave me a prescription for some regular aspirin, like extra strong aspirin, and then painkillers for it. And I went to bed at like 5 a.m. I woke up at like 8.30, so it was really weird, because it's like, yeah, that's the picture right there. I literally tweeted that. So I'm glad I chose that. Yeah, I was like, God damn it.

So it was really weird, because I went to bed at 10 o'clock and I woke up at 12, but then I went back to bed at 4, and then woke up at 8. So it was like, I went to bed at 10 and woke up at 8. And I was in the hospital in between. So it was like, I woke up the next day and I was like, I was at the hospital yesterday, but I didn't miss any time,

because it was in the middle of the night. So it was like this really weird feeling of like, I'm like, oh my god, what's wrong? Oh my god, what's wrong? It's like 4, I was like, ah, I'm fine. So that's my hospital experience. But yeah, I don't know, I must have just pulled something, I have no idea oh my God, what's wrong? It was like four, I was like, I'm fine. So that's my hospital experience. But yeah, I don't know, I must have just pulled something. I have no idea what I did.

But it was just the fact that it was a pain in the middle of my chest that had moved. That never fell before. The right side, you're typically OK. Yeah, but I mean, it went from the right move to the middle. I was worried if it was going to move to the left. Because if you feel tingling on the left, like just fucked and you're having a heart attack.

If you had to choose your last words, what would they be? God damn it. What? I was sitting there. I was sitting there before they told me like, you know, it's not your heart or anything like that, it's just muscular. I'm sitting there and I told Lindsey afterwards and I was like, I told myself, I'm like, God damn it, heart.

You will not give out because, yes, swear to God, if I die, every colon effort will be like, oh, you fridge quit life. I'm in a heart, real quick. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no like, I listen fucker, no. Like I don't care if you like fucking get hit by a car, you get squashed by an anvil, a fucking, you know, some whatever, you blow up an explosion, it will not be a heart problem, no. So then even then I tweet and every fucking replies on my rage cry. So could you, like what's the etiquette here? Could you pay to have someone's tombstone removed

and replace with a tombstone of your tomb? Like, could I have bought a he-raged-quit-life tombstone? Where's the aim of he-? I would have to go up and just keep replacing eventually the graveyard guys in the game. I said I was like, I will fucking go up and the grave devil come up and he comes up and he comes up and he's got the ring figures. I swear to God, I was so mad about it. I was like, God damn it, my heart's a piece of shit. It better not be that hard.

I mean, rage with death. I remember when we were in St. John's. I rage with downed. I was being break in to college. And one of my buddies got so drunk and he got in a fight. And he was so pissed. I've got to fight over our girl. And he was so pissed and he said like the most profound thing ever.

He was so mad he goes, you know what? I'm done with this. I'm done with everything. Somebody take me to the airplane place. I just love that. That makes me think of our first trip to E3. Have you ever told that story? Oh, you're a bunch of about that. Yeah, I've heard this.

Yeah, well, it's honestly to actually with red versus blue in a weird way because I it's one of our only like inside joke references I ever made in an episode of Red versus Blue. It's episode three when Donut shows up. Yeah. And Griff and Griffin Simmons are talking about how upset Simmons about going to the Vegas quadrant and how pissed off he is and it's Don't interrupt some right in the middle of that story We went to e3 one year. I was in a fucking bad mood I was in a movie we ran the van and it was the first time that Jeff and Gus met Matt Absolutely first time. Yeah, first five minutes It was the first time we met Joel as well. I don't know if Joel was there for sure

But definitely we had eaten with him at killer shrimp earlier in the day I think that's true. It was killer You then go to this place if you with him at killer shrimp earlier in the day. That shrimp was killer. You got to go to this place if you're good at LA. Killer shrimp is badass. It is so good. It's like they serve one thing there. So you go to order killer shrimp and you get it with bread or with rice. I went to LA with Jack.

But we're telling a story. Well, I'm sorry. Let him go. Well, anyway, so I pointed out as I do every single time we go to Los Angeles, that hey, we're in Los Angeles, we're only five hours away from Vegas and I just pointed that out. Gus goes I'm not going to Vegas. Because I knew where this was going. I guess I'm not going to Vegas. I go what do you mean you're not going to Vegas. And he gets so fucking infuriated. He's in the back of the man I'm driving. I'm like what's going on? Why are you so mad about Vegas? I'm'm not going to Vegas don't talk about Vegas you're spinning this I'm spinning this you had been saying let's go to

Vegas for about an hour at this point I wanted to just to catch a mention and you're like this good Vegas it's good Vegas and that's when I was like I'm not going to Vegas so in the Dell Taco parking lot in like downtown LA like right on trends bestie alley like that's right out he's right out he's not kidding that's the street I said in like downtown LA, like right on Trends, Best Diet Alley. Right on East, right on East. Right on East. That's the street. He's not kidding.

No, I'm not kidding. They're having like a screening of cloud atlas and then there was a... Oh, come on. That's not what you're doing. That's not what you're doing. That's too bad. That's too bad.

This podcast is not support Bernie's comment. I did not agree with Bernie. He's my Bernie Burns and I support Bernie for himself and only himself. So we're in the Delta Kills drive-through. And I say, I say, guys, look, I'm gonna say, one last time we can get Delta KS drive straight to Vegas from here, we've seen everything with the CED3.

So Gus says, I shorted God, this is it, one in the morning, if you say Vegas one more time, I'm getting out of this van. I may or may not have been a little drunk at this point in the world. I'm gonna say, may. And I said, I said, fine, I said, I said, I go, okay fine, I give up. I will not mention Vegas for a night, I apologize.

No, no, no, no. Because I said Vegas, you said, you said, really, you're that upset? You would leave the van if I said Vegas. And I was like, my mind, I was like, he's testing. I just said I would leave the van and he just If I don't leave he knows I'm a pussy so I have to leave I started punching the back of your seat Open the van door and just walked out into the night. There's my first time ever in LA

This was in 2001 before like iPhones and maps and shit Like I walked a block down the street realize my mistake It was like this was a sketchy as part of it. It was pretty see I Hollywood right? I was like down. Yeah was there, it was there. Hollywood, right? It was like down, or like. Yeah, it was in Hollywood area. So I walked. So I was like, so you're like walking and you stop and you go,

hey, do I know my blood type? Like, you actually had to answer the back question. Yeah, I walked into a 7-11 with Drew Cash from an ATM and just started trying to find a cab. So I got a cab. I took a cab back to our hotel. I got this. Get the cab back.

I packed all my shit and I was like I'm flying back to Austin tonight You an Austin asshole So that they they're looking for me they can't find me because I yeah I start calling the airline I realized I cannot get on a flight that night. It's like fuck So I'm so spiteful and vindictive that I found another hotel to stay at and I Get to work. I had a cab take me over there. OK. These guys can't find me.

I'm not responding to any of their phone calls or text. Fucking dickhead. The next morning, they're like, hey, where are you? He's such a grette. He's like, I'm at the hotel here. It takes us fucking three hours in a van to find him in LA, because he doesn't know where he is. I told you, he didn't know where I was.

I was driving everywhere. Everywhere, and Jeff was like, he's the best name like a last dog. Jeff says I was like slowly squeezing the steering wheel, so hard that it was like pinching the steering wheel. And Jeff's in the passenger seat like this. And I was like, he said I got madder and madder. I got in a fight with a guy to gas station because I stopped to ask directions.

It was a nightmare. Such a child. It was the worst. And Matt was like, who the fuck is this guy? I was never really good at this. But like, he throws this tank. Like, when he went off into the night, he throws open the side door of the bay.

He throws it open like this. And all you see is God's silhouette of against the night sky like this. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad. I'm so mad.

I'm so mad. Okay, wait. So what's your issue with Vegas? No, no, I just didn't want to go to Vegas And I was I felt like I was being forced to go to Vegas Yeah, so what I Got a Vegas I took you to Vegas like three or four years later and you loved it. I like Vegas Yes, I just didn't want to go at that time. It was like you said it was late at night I didn't want to spend five hours in a van

What I contact in you are such a Scum fuck you are so fucking stuff. I am He's infuriating a fucking Wearing L.A. Jack and I we were there for like a machine. I think we went to this place called Waffle House Or is it called Waffle the waffle the waffle? That's what we went there and we met people there and like jack so we're gonna waffle chair down there Jordan here here three years my first year for this one second ahead I love that your voice for

jack is the same as your voice for the internet yeah yeah I just love it so much jack so we're doing um um we're going to we go to the waffle house or whatever again I got the waffle I don't mean it's just the waffle okay okay so we go to the waffle house or whatever, again I forgot, the waffle. I don't mean to do it. It's just the waffle, it's amazing. Okay, so we go to the waffle, right?

It's a diner, right? It's a breakfast place and they have lots of good food. But we go there and we met other people there from Machinima and Jack's like, I'm going to get this waffle. And so I was like, I'm going to get this waffle. And everyone's like, I'm going to get this waffle. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to get this. And it was like a cheeseburger or something.

And Jack was like, you're not going to get a waffle. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to get this. And it was like a cheeseburger or something with like a egg on it. And Jack was like, you're not going to get a waffle. And I was like, no, I want a waffle. He's like, it's called the waffle. Where you go, waffle? Called the waffle. Yeah, but I didn't pick the fucking place. You're like, this is where we're going. And like, he had a fit.

That was the only one here that didn't get a waffle. So, because I'm an idiot, I was like, I just kept playing it up and I was like, oh, my burger has an egg on it, can you believe me? So I kept saying the Jordan, like when I got it, I was like, it's got an egg on it. So like to this day, like if I go out to eat and I get a burger, I'll order it with an egg and then tweeted the Jordan. I'm like, look at it.

Like, one time I went out, this is like months and months later. And Lindsay ordered a cheeseburger with an egg on it. I was like, what you got to tweet the Jordan? I got to tweet the Jordan. She cheeseburger with an egg I was like oh you got it to eat the jitter I got to eat the jitter and she was like why I'm like just do it just do it. He'll get it He'll get it and she tweeted it and she's like why I do that. I'm like I'm not gonna tell you Just didn't tell like you would think that at the waffle They would use like a Belgian waffle cut in half for the bun. Yeah, I mean like it wasn't like only waffles On the menu they had other things on the menu

But I was at last for something Yeah, you're gonna pitch it You're gonna pitch it, so I said we're talking about junk stories This kind of relevant So we all follow the Texas Longhorn football team, right? Yeah, I know you're holding so what are you gonna do now that football season's over? Well, no, we got Iowa I was stated home Oh shut the fuck up. Anyway, we got destroyed by our biggest rival which is Oklahoma University

We won't lose two games 903 and oh you still sucks anybody if anybody saw the post about the this big tech statue that caught on fire This house on it good thing good written stuff. I can think it's a kind of that you do oh boy We have these move that goddamn games the cowboy stadium So that game is an enormous game. It's a weird football game where it's not held in Austin and it's not held in Oklahoma. It's held in Dallas. It's had a neutral site because it's such an interesting way between the right and the new.

So it's a huge game and we all get, we all, of course, everybody goes and gets fucking hammered at the game. Texas got destroyed that you're like 66 to three or what it was. I stopped watching the first quarter. Who gives a shit? I turned it off for like five seconds was like it's like it's like you know if you follow any kind of any other sports it's like I don't know like Manchester United versus Arsenal or Cowboys Redskins or anything like that it's a big rivalry for our school in particular anyway so the first year

I ever went there there was this girl who had this stuff called bear claw, which was some kind of honey and ever Clear liquor that she would make and put in the top of a closet for like six weeks to ferment it. Wow. We would drink in that. That's sophisticated. I got really fucked up and I was trying to take care of this older guy who got completely fucked up. That's a funny story because he's got Bernie. No, I got you. I was actually like holding him up like at a urinal. Like you hold him by the back of the shirt while he's like yeah yeah and then I'm dragging him back down the stadium stairs to his seat and there's this girl with another drunk girl coming up the stairs this way and it's like our two drunk idiots

lock eyes and they just start making out like right yeah it's like it's like we had to break him up and then I get him back to his seat you should have started making that with the other girl. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's smart man. He got a couple of bottles for buns and making out with the shaperone. I should have thought about it. But my buddy John Cross, I call my buddy, I fucking hate him.

He's fucking good. John and John, you're watching the podcast. I've never liked you. I'm a barber. Sorry to break it to you. But he gets the idea, he goes, hey, Bernie, we're winning the game. It's like five minutes off the fourth quarter. Let's run out of the field.

I go. I'm so drunk by this point, I'm like, let's do this. So we go down, and it's like one of the things where the first row, there's a railing, and then a drop off. Like maybe like six feet, drop now. Now, maybe 20 feet. And then a track, and then a drop off, like maybe like six feet drop now. Maybe twenty feet. And then a track. And then the football field, right? Saying there's security guards everywhere.

And I was young when I went to college. I was seventeen when I was a freshman. I turned seventeen when I was a freshman in college. And so I was already, I was way too young to be drunk in public like that. And so there's all these people all crowding in. People used to rush the field. I guess a lot more back then. And we're all crowded. We're all about to to jump and I was excited because like John's right there

He's like he's like we're gonna do something we're gonna go go go we're all gonna go to be big rush And so it's like now it's like two minutes left in the game So he goes go so we jump everybody fucking jumps I Dirt between two security guards and there's all these fucking people who rush the field the game is still going on I rush out there, but I was the first one out so i was so excited ring right i'm cheering on the first one out there i get all the midfield i turn around nobody else all my

i'm out i'm out i'm a fucking center field with the football players by myself haha haha and i'm so i'm so drunk i like i'm out there and they were like like 20 30 yards away from me the football team And the two football teams and then I look up and I say oh look the bands coming out the field It's not the band. It's security guards It's like a fucking off. It's a group of security guards and they start to like you around me And I realize it and I'm drunk and I'm so fucking drunk. I sit think to myself, if I get to the end zone, they can't touch you. You're a mile away, I'm gonna chat with the crowd chat.

Bernie, Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. Can I take one of the greatest moments of my life? When I broke the goal line, everyone met you at... Yes! I was here, I was hauling ass. I was struggling to get away from the running, and then I got to the end of it and then I saw the tunnel right I saw the tunnel where everybody comes out the full of players come out and I thought I just got to make it to that tunnel.

I run and I run by the goal post and this short Mexican woman security guard steps out from behind the goal post and I'm running full speed she takes both her fists and she goes boom right in the middle of my chance and I am fucking I'm gonna fuck this one I'm gonna fuck this one I'm gonna fuck this one and later on my ass and let me tell you what security guards grab you they are not nice oh no

no I feel like asshole around my feet and I grab my throat and be like they're choking me and shit and this is unbelievable for the story they said they grabbed me one guy goes guy goes he like graduate car yanks me and he goes He goes kid hold you and I said I'm always 17 he goes go back to your seat. You know I'm even going to on tonne emotes Yeah, oh my god. I can't believe me just sitting you back to your seat I got my some buddies now for the link to see if any of my friends. There's there's pictures of it

There's gotta be video of that. No, there's no honestly. There's not video from you know Not everyone has a 8 meter film some of those roles I'm gonna say that boy has run on the field Oh, Consuela from family guy. It's a doing I'm gonna admit that when he short, makes it one just... No, I don't see... She fucking decked me. Well, we should probably wrap up here.

I know we probably... It's so much fun, guys. We've had a lot of great stories. We'll have more junk stories next time, right? We will. Next week, we may have a slight format change. Uh-oh. We're going to be out shooting something.

We're probably going to do the podcast in the field. So, definitely watching for that. But anyway, thanks for joining us for this week's episode and we're going to go ahead and wrap it up now. Thank you for joining us on your fucking Punch Miles. We have all of the things we want to do for Jim and you. Bye! Bye! Bye! unsolved and rooster teased cryptic podcast. F**k face. Call to action. Feel free to add something show premise specific, but short. Listen to show name on Apple Spotify or wherever you get podcasts.

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