Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #190

Episode Date: October 31, 2012

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5. It's insertcoinclothing.com. Everyone, welcome to the Root-Cute Podcast. Hey! This is not a set. We got wider. We are on set for a receipt production and we wrapped up production.

Then immediately began setting up for the podcast. I think we finished set up about two minutes ago. We really did. We did. We finished 20 seconds ago. Yeah, no. Right in front of us over here, he goes, No!

Let's clear the fuck out of my way. And then you immediately found a way, I love you. I still ain't like that. No, it was an adult Adam. I didn't even love that. Everyone was going on. I just landed back from England and all of a sudden Gus Emeas was saying, oh the podcast in a different town this week, they're like,

what? No, I want to clarify, not everybody loves Adam, but we all know to immediately apologize to Adam if we've invented them because he's the biggest dude in the office. Yeah. He's also the guy in control of all of our technology. So if anything breaks or you need something to work, you know, I guess the same thing.

I think, because then he'll turn off your email and you'll be like, Adam and you help him. Yeah, he'll be right in there. He used to be me. And now nobody's nice to me anymore. you know I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think We've discussed this before because we talked about, you said if you got a phantom camera, which is the camera you shoot the slow-mo guys on, if you got a phantom camera in the States, I've had a few already. I thought, I was, he's not so excited. Everybody's like, we're shot out of a can. I'm gonna say a deep breath. No, because what I'm about to tell you about is why I'm so excited. You said you would give me permission to punch you in the face with a boxing glove.

Yeah. We could film it in slum up. Yeah, I mean, I would do anything if I get footage out. You would do anything if you get footage out of it. Well, there you go. Also, I've never seen a guy get wet over an idea more than Jack did about punching me in the face. Dude, you got wet over this?

I guess so. I don't know if he's looking at my cross or something, but he was decreeing something. It's a man wet. Oh, I was decreeing. It's a pretty bad thing. It was a, so we've been out here for a little... It was a little... It was a little... It was a...

We've been out here for a couple of days now. Yeah, which is why and where we are. We're in San Marcos on location for an upcoming retreat production that is not yet released. And we've been shooting out here for several days. We just wrapped up today and we've been shooting the beautiful Texas Music Theater in San Marcos. And San Marcos is just south of Austin for those

you not in the Austin. This is actually a little bit of Gus' history. San Marcos is just south of Austin for those of you not in the Austin. This is actually a little bit of Gus' history. San Marcos is where I went to Math Camp. I went to Math Camp. Right on the road here at the Southwest Texas. Yeah. Actually, we are sitting about a block from the place where you and Jeff and I all work together.

Oh really? Years and years. It's like right down the block over here. Yeah. You know, I never went to the But Buddha office. I know we're not in Buddha right now, but I never went to that other office. So like I haven't seen this area. Office. Yeah. So it's, it's Austin, then just barely south of Austin is Buddha, and a little bit further south is San Marcos. It's San, the right way.

San Marcos. San Marcos. San Marcos. People spoke with a U. It's with an O. And this is actually where Texas State University is. I just learned Texas State's like 40,000 people now yeah that's really all the fifties go right they're all so behind I mean it is in I like Austin a lot but San Marcus is a much prettier city overall I have to admit really drove me through the campus and it was I was thumbs up from me I'm just yeah just have you walked up but have you walked or you see though have you walked through the University of Texas? Yeah, but isn't that what the smart people go? Yeah, the problem.

The smart people tend not to be, you know, they tend to be more close. I remember when I was a freshman on campus and I was walking past the South Mall, which was like this big lawn, and there were literally two girls in bikinis sunning on the lawn. I was like, I'm at a love college. It's like, it's wonderful. It's like, it was amazing. There is literally a body temperature. A hill right around the corner from here.

And if you drive through here on a sunny day, you stay in Marcus, it'll be your favorite place in the entire universe. Yeah. All right. Well, I think there are two perfect accidents in places where there are a tractive people just walking the streets.

Like people just like veering into the streets. I wonder about that sometimes like yes. I've I've been in a car with Jeff where he's driving like this and I don't know how he's staying on the road. I wonder how many like if like a really attractive woman I wonder if she like keeps track of how many traffic accidents that she's car coming there. Because she knows because from her perspective car accidents just happen all the time. True. Wherever she is there's just a bunch of car accidents. She's like, people are fucking shitty drivers. Well, that's like your theory on the hot women having sex thing, right? How they think all sex lasts 15 seconds?

Exactly right. They don't know. They don't know. But like, I mean, Kate Upton. Kate Upton must think that sex lasts about 15 to 15 seconds. They're putting up sex in the round, Jack. I love Kate Upton. He gets creepy.

Oh, come on. Anything of over here with us? Fair enough. Did I talk about secretions earlier? Oh, before we go much further. That terrifies me that I said secretions and you're more of a minded of something. I was just trying to think, we have to talk about this. So Disney bought Lucasfilm today.

Jesus Christ! For 4.05 billion. And they announced a new Star Wars Episode 7 coming out in the year 2015. Was it just seven? I heard it was a new trilogy. All I read was episode seven. Okay. Not directed or written by George Lucas. He will only be a creative consultant on episode seven. Do you know what I love? It's like they say, okay, Disney's gonna buy Lucas film and they're gonna buy them for 4.05 billion dollars. And you're like, 0.05, who gives a shoe? Why would we even point that?

That's 50 million dollars. I know, 50 million dollars. Like, they're like, throw a shit decimal numbers is 50 million dollars. It would be like, life changing money for Andy Bode in the world. Is Indiana Jones also included with that? That's Lucasfilm, right?

I would guess so, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Lucas owned all of his properties, but then Indiana Jones was co-developed with Steven Spielberg. That's true. So I think Star Wars would definitely be in the clear. ET? Yeah.

I guess I get it. You know, ET Spielberg, that's Amda. Yeah, that's Amda. Oh, that's Amda. Yeah, that's the logo of Amlin, right? But what are the big Lucasfilm franchises? I mean, there's a lot of actually movie games that went with it too. I mean, a lot of Lucasfilm games. Although, I guess that's Lucas Arts. That's not Lucasfilm franchises i mean there's a lot of actually there's a lot of

a lot of looks film although i guess it's Lucas arts that's not Lucasfilm i wonder what happens i thought they bought LucasArts or like everything i have to do with any i read Lucasfilm i read Lucasfilm as well we talked about this in the office about like oh do you want to see another star wars movie and i was like nothing is going to be worse than the the last three so i would love to see

another star wars movie uh... dr's looks put out a statement saying that he's always want to see star wars live beyond him you know and last three. So I would love to see another star movie. George Lucas put out a statement saying that he's always wanted to see Star Wars live beyond him, you know, and pass on. And he said that he wanted to pass the torch to the next generation of filmmakers. So it's like, yeah, I thought Lucas said there would never be another Star Wars movie. I thought he came out and said that a few years ago where he's like, I mean, he said he would never make a star movie. I mean, he changed his mind. I mean, I don't like his neck.

I mean, it's a really fat,. He's got like a, just a really fat, smooth neck that looks like it's not men of be between his shoulders and head. It's like his stomach got misplaced. Yeah, that's all put him back together. It's wrong, stomach. But it's like watching interview with him. He's like, stare at his neck and it's like,

you got a little frog? It looks like someone out of stone. He's like a total fool that's out of order. I guess that's how it goes. I think I can an owls wing. That's what I said. No, but I'm trying to think, what are the other major Lucas franchises?

One of your favorite video games of all time, so the LucasArts game, Day of the Tentacle. There's the maniac mansion. The maniac mansion. Monkey Island was Lucas, wasn't it? Well, I think a lot of the, a lot of the early, a lot of the early Tim Schaefer stuff is LucasArts, too.

Now, someone pointed out a red on Twitter that someone said it would be weird to see a Star Wars movie without the Fox logo before the movie. Think about that, because it's like, that's the sort of thing. It's always the Fox logo and then the LucasArts and then a long time ago and a Galaxy far away. That's how every Star Wars movie starts.

You're right though. You're in the trailers, right? Like the episode one, yeah. But that would be kind of strange to not see that logo in fun. It's the Disney logo in the front. 20th century Fox that dun dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. Dun dun dun. That, when I was a see that logo in front. Man, that 20th century fox that dun dun dun dun dun.

That, when I was a kid, that meant movies. You know, when I heard that. That or a Lion Roaring, so you got really cute to the movie. No, but the 20th century fox thing was definitely a big deal. Have you seen the 20th century fox logo with the flute playing? Like someone playing a flute? It's one of the funniest videos you'll ever see in the end. So somebody playing a shitty recorder.

Yeah, I was like a shitty recorder playing over the fox logo. send it to you. We'll put up in the link down below The kids learn what what's our 50 cents to make? What songs have record is it? Yeah, there's nothing Wait, what was that? How does it go? We got it? I'm not trying to have the old slide-rith slide whistle Hey, I'll play the 20th Century Fox theme on a flute. Okay. Well, you have the lean over it. I totally will. I got it. Actually, when you look up on

YouTube, 20th Century Fox, flute is the first part of complete. Well, all the other ones are probably taken down, right? This is like an old-school style as far as, because we don't have the the feed, because we're in a remote location. Yeah, here we go. So you guys can do it. No, this is not awkward, Bernie Leigh. Citroën over his laptop here. Here we go. So you guys can do it. No, no, no. This is not awkward Bernie Lee over his laptop here. Here we go. So here's where on location we can't, uh, You're gonna miss it? Ingestivated directly into the feed. I

Sounds like me playing the reporter That's so funny No idea why that's so fucking hilarious. It sounds stupid 4.1 million Yeah, really oh my god, that's all the Disney for 12 bucks Is that included with all the Lucasfilm properties, but you know, there's really it really is crazy Is that included with Lucasfilm properties? But you know, it really is crazy. What Disney owns now? And didn't Pixar really take over Disney? And Apple, Steve Jobs, take over Disney before he dies?

It was almost like a merger. Well, John Laster came in. Is acting as the CEO of Disney now? Is that right? Or is he Disney production? John Laster was the guy who basically... He's high up. Yeah, he's way up.

Yeah. He was basically the guy who's in charge of Pixar and he's now sort of in charge of sort of the creative side of Disney, which is awesome because he's a freaking genius. But, I don't know who is, I mean, now that Steve Jobs has gone, from what I heard Joel was telling me today that Lucas now might be the largest stakeholder in Disney.

Like, because they, I guess they paid him a stock. I don't know, Jobs was up, but Jobs did, but Jobs did. Exactly, that exact that's up there i mean jobs was i think the previous that's what it's not just stock option that's what you're that's what you're that's that's what you're but uh...

yeah so disney not only do the own picture not only did they own louisarts for a bit did they bought marvel yeah a few years ago and what they buy them for one point point, it was $1 billion. Really? I thought maybe it would be. I feel like Marvel would be worth more than that. I thought it was, you see, the one or five,

which is a huge deal, but I mean, it's just, they bought them for Avengers. So think about this, think about this. The Star Wars franchise, essentially, is worth four times everything in Marvel combined. That's pretty goddamn amazing. I could be off on that. Let me look at the, I remember being about

a billion bucks too. Do you have a bunch of Lucas May from Stalas? Is that something we know? Well, you know what? It's always kind of depressing. Yes. But when you look at like the richest people in the world, when you think of rich people,

you tend to think of entertainers. Like, you know, Michael Jackson or Steven Spielberg or George Lucas or Oprah, who make a shit ton of money, they make nothing. Like the top people in the richest people in the world are billionaires. You gotta go way down to find a billionaire in entertainment. I mean, like to like 1.1 billion George Lucas.

It's hard to make a billion dollars in a million. There was a story in the UK with some couple won a ton of money, like one of the biggest jackpots ever on the lottery. Yeah. And they were like comparing all these celebrities who had, who he now had more money than it. And it's like, this guy just won more money than Phil Collins' work. It's like, it's Phil Collins, man.

He's had a career that's so long and he's not even made as much as this guy. I knew I had money on drums. I'm sure I got the biggest set in the world ever. Him and Neil Perthard's going at it. I love the fact that Phil Collins just drums in the air tonight and things at the same time. You ever do that in rock band? No. Like I've done that before,

I put the headset on and I'm playing the drums and try to fill Collins it, sing and drum at the same time. Okay, so the first report that I'm reading is a Disney ball Marvel for four billion as well. Oh, so for Marvel. So Marvel and, what was Disney getting eight billion books to buy stuff

well they've got pics are now and pics are made a shit ton of money and that but still but if you so okay honestly that the the make this argument so what is more valuable to you lucas arts and the scholars franchise or marvel right now marveled yeah i mean the event do you think that the that we talked about the iron man three trailers like

hope like they seem to be knocking everything out of the park and and i think that you're what i mean i'm not gonna what We talked about the Iron Man 3 trailers, like, they seem to be knocking everything out of the park and a bit trailer. I mean, I'm not gonna fucking, I'm not gonna secrete anything over a trailer. What do you think of Avengers? Like, the idea of Avengers 2 is gonna make a shit ton of money. I like the U. I like the time? I just want to say if you have any questions for the podcast, the way we're checking them tonight is you can tweet to me on Twitter or use the hashtag RT Podcast. RT Podcast. RT Podcast.

The pound tag. Just like always. So we always take them. So I was just in London for an event. Oh, how would him seem? It was crazy. Because we would always say. I heard some chat.

And yourass literally just asked us on Twitter four seconds ago what we think about the Disney Lucasfilm purchase. Shut the fuck up. What are you doing that you're fucking tweeting right now? And you can tap. So what he did is stop the puck and stop it. And now he's resumed. Stop the live stream. Why would he not keep listening? No, I'm making a dumb joke. It's a very dumb joke. So I heard that your line at MCM was over 400 meters long. And it's not wide. I've done a ton of these conventions with you guys for years.

And this was the only one I've ever seen where the line had several breaks in it so that people could keep walking through. And I talked to some guys. They said they've been waiting like four hours to see us. It's crazy not worth it. And I was just getting pieces of tape and sticking it to people's shirts so that we could tell who would line up and who just pushed in. Can I take something in? Can I take something in? Can I take something?

I whoever did that, I love that person. Because we had a thing, when we were in Australia, our line got up to two and a half hours long and they were coming from our right and we were signing stuff here and then people just kept coming up from the left and trying to get Stuff done. It's like no, there's a whole line up here. They go well. I just want to I just want to get this sign real quick And it's like I'm not gonna say no You waited for four four seconds and these guys been waiting for two and a half hours. They're fucking conventions. They were still coming up to us saying, stewards. What? No, go ahead.

Okay. Steward, we just want you guys to name stewards. Yeah, yeah. It's okay, go ahead. They were coming to us and just, because we were there last year and we didn't have any. I think that's why I think we primed a quote by not saying that's the last year.

It's true basically. They were coming to us and they were like, guys, who are you? What is this line about? You have like a four hour line. They were like expecting us to do something about it. And we were just like, yeah? I heard you were watching this.

I heard your line was longer than like the Assassin's Creed III line and every other line there. We had that doctor who was there, Matt Smith, who plays Doctor Who. And Gus is smooth. So. Oh, that's good. Oh, Jesus Christ. I was like 10 times more off of his line.

When he went around it, it was like, I'm going to be asshole. I'm going to be better than this guy. It was crazy, that was crazy. And they would did an awesome thing where they closed. But they let everyone who was still in online actually get it. Really? We went half an hour late. I've never known any convention centers in Twilight not really that really so feel our asking on

Twitter Jack I know you're a big assassin screen fan what do you think about assassin screen three so assassin screen three came out today and we got it in the office and then I'm immediately I got to the office captured the intro screen of assassin's three three and I had to leave to go to a meeting that lasted about three hours what the hell got back and then I guess I can say this so we record, this is for the people watching the livestream, we recorded a multiplayer, let's play in Assassin's Creed III,

that's coming out tomorrow. So we played that for about 45 minutes, then it took about an hour to render that out, and then we just played more multiplayer while we were waiting for that to finish, and then I left there and came here. So I literally have not touched any of the story of Assassin's Creed III, I'll be up to

probably one end tonight editing this thing for tomorrow. And then, so I have in touch Assassin's Creed III. And I'm terrified because people are like spoiling stuff. And like, I mean, I don't want any spoilers about this game. I really, really passionate about this franchise. So fucking play it. No, I'm going to, but I'm going to start like 1A in tonight. So like, I mean, video games, please. No, I'm not.

I'm playing games at night. That's going to be dark. I mean, the real fast, I mean, it's a good segue to remind everyone that insert coin is one of our, insert coin T's is one of our sponsors this week. They supplied the shirts that I'm wearing and that Gavin's wearing. They've been around for two years and they've worked with Ubisoft, Capcom, Sega, Namco, Oddworld, EA, Xbox, I mean, the list goes on. One of the things they're doing right now is they have a bunch of AC3, it's has to create three merchandise. Sega, Namco, Oddworld, EA, Xbox, I mean, this goes on.

One of the things I'm doing right now is I have a bunch of AC3... Yeah, Assassin's Creed III merchandise. I have an Assassin's Creed III for the order. I have an Assassin's Creed Brotherhood hoodie that they sent me. That's really nice. That's probably the most well-known piece of merchandise. Yeah, yeah. No, nothing is off. I love it.

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He's like, shh, that gun sucked. That was badass. That was awesome. Have you seen that they make that watch now? It's for the dude. Yeah, I went to the sandwich across the street just now. He's like, shh, that doesn't suck. It's like, shh, that's bad ass. That was awesome. Have you seen that they make that watch now? Yeah. You can buy that watch that has the bands on either side. All right.

Does it, as you get more and more sick, does the health go down? No, it doesn't. It's not, what was the blue? Thanks, Adam. Blue was the blue man. Is that the pizza I asked Kara four two hours ago? You want this piece? I'll give it to you.

Oh, that looks so. Yeah, you. No, that's fine. Oh, that looks so. Oh, no. Go ahead. No, no, no. Eating on the podcast sounds terrible. Oh, Kara. I can hear you.

This is two podcasts in row. We've talked shit about Kara. This is her to scream, all-screen. Do you know the Kara saw Jeff's penis at some point? Yeah, we talked about the podcast. That's right. We did talk about that show. Hey, Gavin, we talked about Kara seeing Jeff's podcast.

I was just following him. How many of you, Jess Pod? This is my, okay. So, okay, so this is my third. But I wanna point out, this is the new achievement hunter being that we just got in, you can see it here, it's got the achievement hunter logo. It's gonna be in the store this week, but also, there's more beer than you.

Fuck a tea cozy. It's a beer cozy. Well, you're really proud of that. Stupid ass trick. Yeah, that was impressive. That was impressive. you're really proud of that stupid ass trick. That was impressive. You were really happy with that impressive. These are my beers, and you can have your empty beer.

I know. And also, we got to look at this. We got the keychain, or I want to point to speaking of beers. So one cool thing is this venue that we're in sells alcohol. Yeah, they do. So we just went buying alcohol from the bar that's right over there. That's cool. We didn't do this every week.

We just like all the time. His reveal of that was like a magician pulling a rabbit, except it was the equivalent of a rabbit coming out of a hutch. Yeah, but you entirely expect the rabbit to dead. Oh, yeah. A rabbit coming out of a rabbit shaped hat. Was that a beer shaped hat? I don't know. It was pretty apparent.

Hey, these things are awesome. What do you want to know? I don't know. It was pretty apparent. Hey, what's your style? These things are awesome. What do you want to know? What you're doing for Halloween? I'm going to a party believe it or not at a friend's house. I do not believe that. I'm dressing up. I'm dressing up.

Really? No. I'm dressing up. I don't want to spoil it. I'll talk about it after Halloween. I can't believe this because I'm actually proud of you for growing up and going to a Halloween party. That's where you are now. Yeah.

We like to wear costumes to work on Halloween. You're a lot to wear costumes every day. Well, who's gonna tell you no? Well, because I'm wearing. No, okay. You have a point. What do you wear? You'll see.

Yeah. The employee handbook is very clear about the fact that we wear costumes. That's tomorrow, right? Yeah. I better iron it. Or today for those of you listening on the audio podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Or anybody listening because we record them early every fucking other week. What are you dressing up? Check out the ones that point out that we have a video podcast now

You're the biggest goddamn pain in the ass about that. I don't know why every fucking week You have to point out that we're doing some of the people in the audio Podcasts because I can shit cuz I I point out stuff that the audio podcast, so I'm like, all right, phone, I'll talk about the audio podcast. We did that for fucking years. How many times? How many, two decades we did that? How many times did we on the podcast before we had

any video at all, did we show each other shit and we said we're gonna put in the link top. And now Jack's like, how are we gonna do with this scenario? What are we gonna do? I'm gonna get high this under my hat. It's a beanie or a twooke, depending on what country you are. I'm currently on IMDb.

How did that become? I did a one fucking time and that was a thing. Now it's like IMDb king apparently. God damn it. That's enough. How about Halloween plans? Anything? Not really.

I'm gonna trick a treating, so. You're a little old for that, aren't you? I'm just going to try not to get hit in the nuts with a frozen egg or any eggs. Oh, you're right. That's what that happened. I'll never understand that guy froze the egg. Just wear a cup. Yeah. It needs to be safe on all day Halloween.

I still have a thing online the other day where somebody cracked an egg and then had another egg in it. Like a shell, a full-shelled egg. That's spooky. Well, I can't agree that way. I've seen that before. What else Gavin? What else? The guy at the store got bored and put an egg inside of another egg? I couldn't put a ship in a bottle. Yeah, it's like it's a little hole and took that egg in there. Well I guess that could happen because you sometimes get twins where one of the twins is in the other one right? Like Andy Garcia? What What you never heard that no Andy Garcia has a twin who was like assimilated in him and like was in his shoulder

Oh, like I think they they had to remove like teeth and stuff from his shoulder Yeah, that's this mystery is like a guy at school just like becoming pregnant It's because it's a twin-star growing like a parasite a lot of times is not an actual twin It's something called a teratoma which is just basically a collection of cells. Yeah, but this thing had everything. This thing had hat and fingernails. Parent teeth is usually what an exo- There's a quatto in the guy's stomach, like, just like.

Yeah. Start the reactor. No? Okay. I'm drunk. Look it up on IMDB. Oh, somebody in Twitter, Chris Martin asked me, Bernie, a bunch of podcasts ago, you said you ran into a rare bird, which was an Austin asshole, and you never finished your story about the guy who was an Austin asshole.

He's right, I didn't. Don't finish the story. I remember, if there was a little year in a half ago. It's rare to run into somebody in Austin who's just a total fucking asshole. Like, unless I know them, yeah, personally. But I ran into a guy who I was out with my kids, and we were at a trailer, like one of those trailer parks in Austin where it's just a bunch of food carts. An eatery, a trailer eatery.

It's a thing in Austin, like some of the coolest restaurants in Austin start off as a trailer, and then they become super popular as a trailer food cart. Yeah, I eat a trailer with a lot of foe buns. Or they become, they're a super popular restaurant that opens a trailer for some reason. They got the, they got the mom backwards. To expand, yeah.

They almost do the test locations or test new concepts. One of the best ones in Austin was, it was right across the street from the Alamo and it was like they serve duck sliders. It might have been called the something duck, but then it became barley swine. Oh right, have you been there yet? You've been a barley swine?

That place is awesome. There's a place similar to barley swine by my house called the Salty Sal. Uh huh. It's pretty good. Is that related in some way? No, but very similar menu, very similar. It's in those places where you order like eight plates

because everything's super tiny, you know? So it's a lot of different stuff, like tapas. Tapas. Anyway, so I'm in one of these trailer parks where there's a bunch of these food carts or food trailers, and we were, we had eaten, and then we were gonna go to get the cake, there's a place that serves cake balls.

Oh, that place is awesome. Holy cacao. Okay, I disagree, I don't wanna bash anybody's like food or whatever, but I was overrated. Actually Jen, our new office manager, she made cake balls, those things work. They were awesome. They were good.

Yeah, it's like a cake on a stick. They're meant to be like a lollipop, but instead of a whole you're gone. No, I had one. It was like in the shape of a face. Yeah, it was from Halloween. It's a cost of food, that is. It was pretty good, right? Great.

She described how she made it to me. She just basically made a cake, and then instead of frosting it, she put it in a bowl and put the frosting in it and then just stirred the whole shit up. Wow. Oh my god. Pretty good, like, thinking. She's smart. Anyway, we went, we're in line to get this stuff and this guy says next to me, my kids are

talking to me and this guy next to me says something to me. And I say, my kids, I'm going to listen to my kids first. I talk to them and then I turn back the guy and I say, I go, what, what do you ask me? He goes, are you in line? I go, oh, we're just, we're reading the sign. I go, we're just reading the sign. But I say, I go, what'd you ask me? He goes, are you in line? I go, oh, we're just, we're reading the sign. I go, we're just reading the sign, but I said, go ahead. He goes, like that, because I didn't answer him fast enough. And then he says, do his girlfriend, he says, she goes, what's wrong?

He goes, nothing, he goes, this is fucking guy. He goes, he goes, it's fucking people that come in from California. I was like, what? I was talking to my kids or whatever. And if you're like 10 seconds, I thought, fuck this guy, fuck this guy. So I turn back to my go or whatever and if you're like 10 seconds I thought fuck this guy fuck this guy. So I turned back to my go. I go. What did you say to me? I go do you have a problem with me and he goes?

No, and I said this I know look this girlfriend go. Does he have a problem with me? What's going on here? And she goes like that and then he goes you just look like somebody I know from California And I go no, that's not what you said. heard what you said. I thought you said he goes man I just thought you look like somebody I know from California. I was like fucking dickhead And I just like said did his face look like this? Yeah, I know what whatever it was and I'm not a Convertational person that guy just just got under my skin forever. I think it's because I was my kids or something Yeah, maybe something that I was just like protective mode is up Like a whole passive aggressive, like insulting you, but not or anything.

It was such a shitty insult. I was like, the odds are, that guy was not from Austin either. Yeah. The odds are you lived in the city in Austin, like, he talked long as that guy. Yeah. Was he wearing suspenders?

Not a shitty mustache. He was a big hipster. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, we were in Saloth Austin. Yeah, he was keeping it real for me. So I meant to talk about this last week on the podcast, but I forgot. I've encountered this strange phenomenon with my Facebook friends list. So for a long time, I used to accept every Facebook friend request I would get.

So I had for a while like fucking worst. I had like 8,000 friends or something. We're not friends on Facebook, you and I, because of that. No, we are now, because I've been trimming down. Okay. People I don't know. For like the last two years, I've been slowly removing people I didn't know. So basically what I do is I split my friends list up.

Everyone I know into one list, everyone I don't know in another list. So every time I see people posting the, I don't know you list, I will remove them. That's a good idea. And it would take, it took like, it's taking like two years, but I'm finally down to like 125 people that I don't know. And these people, these are people who have not posted anything in essentially about two years

since I've started this process. Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, I need to manually go to these people's pages and get rid of them. What I realized was this list, of course it has like some fake accounts and people who don't use Facebook anymore.

This list is largely composed of dead people, though. Wow. That's why they haven't posted in two years. I've been on a debt. Because I look at their page to unfriend them, and it's like, all right, Pee Buddy, we miss you. Happy birthday. Hope you're looking down on us from heaven.

Oh, that's awesome. So I've created a dead list in my Facebook friend. And I'm having to go through an unfriended people now. Oh. It's like, that's weird. It's weird. It's such a... It's like, you're like dead. It's so weird we are not friends anymore

because you're in the ground somewhere. Wow, that's really weird phenomenon. So I go and I read these people's lives. Like, oh, this guy, this guy, this one guy, oh my God. His last post before he died, was, oh my God, driving home right now. Yo, it was like, oh my God, getting better slowly, but it sucks. Oh, shit.

It's crazy. And then like a week later, it's like, RIP buddy, I was like, what did he have? Like, what was it? Like, you obviously had something. You can't get it through Facebook. Oh, you're making, you're fine. He just logs off and watch this.

Yeah, watch my hair, it's a friend friend. Dunk is laughing. So I have a dead list now that I'm working through. I have to my hair to front and front. Don't get slapped. I have a dead list now that I'm working through. I actually really love it. Guys, it is okay to unpin those people. Dead list. It's totally okay.

That's almost worse that you have a list that comprise entirely of dead people. So, then even creepier, I started thinking about what percentage of the people that I friended are now dead, trying to work out the math for. This is the Halloween podcast. Did you fart? No, did you? I did. Oh, what was that?

I did earlier. I did before the Poco style. Maybe it's just maybe very good. Maybe it's over here now. What are my favorite? I was gonna tell you the story, so I told you earlier. We were shooting today, we were on set for lights. I was like, what's up for lights?

We were on set for lights. We were on pizza. Two hours straight at one point, doing something, it setups and all that. And you kind of have to keep decorum. And so I was like, and then they let us go and I was the first one back up into the area where we were staging ourselves.

And I was sitting there by myself. So I let one go. And as soon as I did, somebody came walk up and said, right, I should be, all right, I'm packing up. I'm like, they had to like stand up there. I was in that bathroom earlier when we were setting up

Yeah, and I destroyed it As I was finishing up someone knocked on the door One second I felt really bad. I didn't know I don't know who it was but someone followed me afterwards and probably they might be up They're still like dead on the floor. No one thinks I've actually, I've been in a parking lot and I was like, all right, just let one rim. And then I'm like from behind a van, like a woman walks out and I'm like, oh God. Well, that was me, that was totally me.

And keep walking, like, yeah, all right. She's like some homeless guy. Yeah, sorry, they need to pull two beers out of his head. Almost guys are the worst, yes. But you're talking about unfriendly people on Facebook. But the best thing Facebook ever did was put whose birthday is. Oh yeah. Like that day.

It just reminds me of people who I forgot existing. I'm just like, oh! Happy birthday, dickhead, bye. Like, I did that. I have, I have, is there a happy birthday dickhead? Yeah, that's good. Yeah, unfriendly. I have one friend in particular, allow it in.

Frank, you know, who we've used for, who's the immersion stuff. Yeah, yeah, he was the ninja. When we first introduced Mont, he has two different standard happy birthday that he gives to people. And every time it's their birthday, he'll do the pick choice A or choice V. He literally copy and paste the same thing to everyone. And I'm so fucking sick of reading it. It's either happy liberation from the womb day or, next years ago, you were pushed through a long canal or blah, blah, blah. I'm like, no.

Get some material. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's my guess. Everyone's in the scene. I played Clue with it the other day. The Choucat? Clue. So I can't find you on, oh, here you are.

I'm gonna see if we're friends on Facebook. I don't think we are. We are. We are, no. It's very recent development. I was not think we are. We are. We are. It's very recent development. I was not friends with you and I was not friends with Joel for a long time because you guys had so many friends.

Now, how are you going to be a billionaire request through you guys? How often do you check Facebook? Actually, I have gotten into Facebook more recently because Ben made a fundamental change to my Facebook that made it much more usable for me. What was that? We had these fan pages, which were like public figure pages or whatever that people would like. And I had to update that

and then I just didn't worry about my personal profile. It's kind of douchey too. Yeah, I never had been set up before. You never had been set up before it's a little bit. But then Ben came to me and he said, hey, I want to turn off your public page and just let people subscribe to your normal Facebook. Okay.

And I said, I don't give a shit about my Facebook, you know, presence or whatever, so, sure, go ahead and do it. I don't give a shit. Why is he messing with your Facebook? I don't care. Why don't you even, I don't care about Facebook at all. Yeah, I didn't even care about public pages. Yeah, yeah.

I admit that I kind of sort of care about Twitter, but that's about it. I care about my Ritualty's Journal and then Twitter. And I literally Facebook, I don't give a fuck about it. I just recently started updating. I think I have like eight pictures told on Facebook. I mean Facebook was good when I was like, when I had, I don't know.

I just don't use anymore. It's like, it's, I'm old. I have this weird thing where like on Rue Street, like I'm nervous to post journals now because I know how many people are watching them. So I realized the other night that I hadn't posted a journal like two months. And so I finally post a journal, which was me saying I haven't posted a journal a while

And then it was a image of a kid with a saxophone I hate those journal I didn't even worsen the cock But it's kind of like I feel like I see two months and I'm like oh god I thought she just said that's not what you came up with something good Yeah, post something then I thought it was impressive. No, it's not as impressive as pulling out beer small fucking hands That was pretty impressive. You have to admit that was so presence. No. It's not as impressive as pulling out beer from a fucking hand. That was pretty impressive. You have to admit.

That was so impressive. He thought it was really. So I would quickly talk about space, right? He's okay. Talk about space. So the other, like a few podcasts, I mentioned, I asked if light weighed anything and then someone let me to a video where I couldn't really

figure it out. I guess it does a little bit or something. Yes, I know. Yeah, at the end of the video, there was a cool theory. The guy said, it was a video by V-Source. I met the guy, he's a cool guy. And the scenario he gave was, say there was a button, a light year away from where you are.

So it takes light a year to travel that distance. So you shine a light on that button. It takes light a year to hit the button. Or you have a stick or a pole that is a light year long that is like almost about to touch the button. If you shine the light, will it get there after? We're gonna before or after you push the pole into the button. After? After. Light will get there after. Yes. Because you're pushing the stick three inches. But how can you push something fast in the light?

Because you're not pushing it fast. You're pushing the stick a distance of three inches. You're not pushing the stick a distance of three inches. Over the course of a year. No, the light of your distance. Well, the distance is the, it's a light year is the amount of distance light will travel to the course of a year. Yeah, the stick, the stick is a light year in length. It's only pushing it three inches or whatever to complete the journey.

Let me give you another example. You're only pushing it three inches or whatever to complete the journey. Let me give you another example. You'll put it all wrong. What's the answer then? The wrong answer is... The answer is you know what's the stick. The speed of push is only the speed of sound. Because when you push something,

you have to push it three inches. I feel myself getting... Right, yeah, long. No, it's a right year long long. When you push something, you get like a wave of push through the object. Oh no. I can see what you're saying.

It travels way, way slower than light. So you can push it, but the other end wouldn't hit it until it's. I can't see that. Yeah. It's interesting, right? What do you think is basically the stick compresses all the way in the right stance?

I imagine it with a slinky. Like, slinky is obviously just a little bit of the stuff. Normally we can't see it because items are so long. Yeah, but like if you have a slinky on a table and you nudge one into the slinky, it'll send a shock wave and eventually the other end will do that.

And I know it's not the same, but with a night in the so long, the speed of push is the same. No, I don't know. I can't really say that the speed of push is the speed of sound. Maybe it's not the speed of sound, but it's the speed of a vibration which.

Yeah. So we can give actually a really good example that applies to what you do. For example, one of the most famous slow-mo videos you can see is when you swing a golf club and hit a golf ball, the back end of the golf ball moves a lot more than the front end of the golf ball, right? Because it has to compresses and then takes up. And then it doesn't just go, but you go to remember that everything is just little molecules of stuff. I do have to remember that everything is just little molecules of stuff

Yeah, I do have to remember that. Thank you, but like I forgot that now Everything is molecules brand and sometimes says this depressing thing that when you hug someone you never really get close to You never really touch them that it's just the electrons repelling each other really you're fucking sad is shit All right Really? Yeah. You're fucking sad is shit. That is most pathetic thing ever. You're fucking crazy. I'm gonna have to face some more. Yeah, I'm gonna face it. I'm gonna face it. I'm gonna face the moon.

This is something I don't know. This is something I was thinking of. Oh, surprise. People like grapes. What is the speed of gravity? What's that? I don't understand. There's no speed of gravity.

It's acceleration. It's a force. How quickly does that force move? It has the speed of push. Yeah. I'm gonna face it. I'm gonna face it. I'm gonna face it. I'm gonna face it. I'm't understand. There's no speed of gravity. It's acceleration. It's a force. How quickly does that force move?

It has the speed of push. Yeah, it's how cool. It's how quickly does it move? What's that? Okay. Gravity doesn't move. But it has, okay. Say, we're here on planet Earth.

There we go. We're on the science portion of planet Earth. Planet world, right? Planet world. All of a sudden, citizen person. All of a sudden, a giant planet world. Go ahead. All of a sudden... Citizen person. All of a sudden a giant... I'm planet world.

Go ahead. All of a sudden say there was a giant planet that just appeared kind of near Earth, right? It's possible. Go ahead and say it did. Okay, let's see it. So it's just going like... Now Earth will be affected by the gravity of this. Absolutely.

Right. But when? With your imaginary scenario? No, but... No, but it can happen! No! You can't find the ending of fifth element. No, but just say it did. What would you be able to see it before you could feel it?

I don't know. Goddamn it. I understand your hypothetical question. Do you think that? People who are into my friend who's a unicorn that you're just graduated from Dragon University? Absolutely. People who are going to hear about what

are your scenarios. You're having in the face. I think it's an interesting question, actually. OK. If someone is in question, it's not like a... But faith. I think it's an interesting question actually. Okay. If someone is not watching, isn't like a, but, they stop doing that.

It's a emotion. You know, gravity. That's a speed of push. And the life test. I'm just thinking like if a black hole or something was just there, would you see it?

Black hole. Clearly. Black hole. Okay. Now, God damn hot.. Would you see it? Black hole. Really? Black hole. Okay. No, no, no, no, god damn hot. What is wrong with you? You're going a week and we're back to science already. So, really? So, I'm on a plane. It's a lonely flight, man. From my friend to in England to my friend or else in 16 hours, I have a lot of time to myself and I should never be allowed that

time. That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true. That is true. That should be there, extracting me. Someone please answer this question. I'm sure someone on Twitter knows exactly what the fuck up. If a planet, if a giant Saturn-sized planet appeared in... I think all the ants have gotten smart about this and they just ignore us. They just wait for this to end. Real, real fast here. I want to remind everyone that

the episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Onit and their flagship product, Alpha Brain. And you can get 10% off of your order when you use promo code rooster at onit.com slash gaming. That's o-n-n-i-t.com forward slash gaming. I've still been taking Alpha Brain like every day. And I had a weird dream the other day. You got to stop, you got to, the smart pills,

you got to talk about a different point of the podcast. Besides, we have a dumbest conversation. That's true. And then the smart pills. Well, it's more of a focused thing. I had a really weird dream the other day, when Delphi, let's take an alpha brain. Like, I was dreaming that I was going to visit

a friend of mine, and like, I was on the street, and I couldn't find them. I was like, I know where they are. And it might get dead. But in my head, I kept on the street and I couldn't find them. I was like, I know where they are. In my head, I kept thinking the digits. These numbers over and over. I was like number, number, number. And I woke up and I was thinking about the number. And I looked it up and that was my friend's address.

Whoa. Like somehow in my subconscious state, I was thinking about their address. Like, even though I don't know it. 4-8, 15, 16, 23, 23, yeah. It was like a super bizarre dream. I was really fucked up. I had a dream recently where I got into an argument with a friend in my dream. And it was the first time that ever happened.

And I woke up and I was like, I have vividly remembered and I was like, we met him. Uh, her. Yeah, I was. And I was like, that was weird. Like I woke up and I was like, that's really, really strange. Like, I typically don't yell at people aside from you.

So it's kind of strange to like have a dream about yelling at somebody. Do you have a dream about me? I don't yell at people aside from you. So it's kind of strange to have a dream about yelling at somebody. Do you have a dream about me? I don't know. If I do, I try to immediately get out of my head. Did I tell you about the stupid memory trick that someone told me? I don't think so. Okay, so this is where Jordan got this movie. Which one, Jay Ordan?

We have so many Jordan. We have three Jordan now. Jordan. Jordan Burns. Okay. I want to eat clar clarified with you. I showed it. Anyway, I showed him the idea. So at the new house, we were trying to remember the address for the new house. And I said, I can never remember the address for this house. I said, I just cannot remember it.

And I'm just gonna make up a number. So it's not the actual number. And the number was like, the number was like, shit, I got a couple of some that make sense for it. It was like 6714, was the number, 6714. It was the number of the house, the address. And I said, I just can't remember 6714, I cannot remember this number. It just won't stick in my head for whatever reason.

And she goes, oh, it's really easy. And I go, how do you remember? She goes, because 6 plus 7 is 13, except it's not 14. And I was like, that's so stupid as fuck. I think I've ever heard. Now I can't forget it. I, because it was such a stupid way to remember that number. I can now will never forget it as long as I remember. But the house I was growing up, when I grew up as a little kid, my address was 1, 2, 4, 8, which was always like super easy for me to remember like 12 times 4-48 all right I talked about the podcast all right sorry these

four years did remember one one times two I did remember there you go one times two two I followed up with this story honestly did you really yeah yeah I'm sorry to look at it hey my somebody wants you to walk you to the podcast is it well just come up here and just walk through the podcast guys girlfriend wants to see your your pretty little face oh God and his curly hair. Hi Michael. Oh there you go Man awkward and awkward thing that I do Yeah, I'm gonna say like his head will just be stealing beer. Oh, can you give me one? Look under your hat. No, this is a little beer under the hat. I'm Michael

I'm both of those rabbits? I'd know I drink one of the rabbits. This one's empty. Oh, it's cold. When I got this piece of pizza, somebody told me it was shitty and I agree now, it's pretty shitty. As you bite another one in there. This podcast is not brought to you by pizza. All right, pizza.

All right, let's talk about something else as big in the news. We've been down here shooting for like six days now. Yeah. So we've been kind of out of touch. I haven't been actually up to date on like anything that's going on the world. I didn't know what the fuck Sandy was. Like people got mentioning Sandy online. I didn't know anything about it.

The hurricane? Yeah. Yeah, and I guess I, I got to make a sheet in here. Can't tell, can't tell. I was because I flew next to the thing. That was the bumpiest flight I've ever had in my life. Oh shit, I didn't even think about that. It was, the plane was, it's always worse when people scream. Like I can't stop. I'm not even on the fly. Yeah. Cause it would be like, go go go go go go go.

I never would be like, oh, and then like drop and everyone would be like, whoa, I'm pretty good. And I was like, oh god. Wait no it's okay on flights like that. Are you nervous? Are you? No, until people start screaming at the top of their lungs, like someone's being brutally murdered in front of them. No, I imagine like, Gus, you've got to be a pretty good fire. We're like, if shit like that happens, you sound like, well, whatever, right? See, my philosophy when I get onto a plane is,

as soon as you cross that threshold and you'll plane, your life is no longer in your hands. I will say, I have been nervous once. Really? One time we were flying from LH New Zealand. Okay. And over the middle of fucking nowhere in the Pacific Ocean, we hit a patch of turbulence like that.

That lasted for two hours. Like, you were on that flight too. Do you remember that flight? I love turbulence. I love turbulence. It was like two hours squared up to the day. I didn't have to strap it and it was like that. It was like huge ups and downsides.

The most annoying part was you can't sleep. And it's like, I can. I love it. I love it. It's impossible. You did not it's like, I can. I love it, I love it. I love it. No, it's not. It's not like you're in bad terms. I do. I love it, too.

You did not see through that. Carol, Carol, you asked me up like 10 times on the set. I would just lay down in the middle of the second go to sleep. But the second you got to go. See the worst it is that when the bad terms that started, they were pushing the trolley down the... Oh, no. And it goes to put where obviously they had to just bail on that and then go and sit down.

But they left it right next to you. They did? Yeah, they left it. Wait, next to you? It was gone. And the other one was like, oh, I can't put it there because it came from that way or something. So she was like... So, as the player did, I guess.

It was just going like... And it would like... Like, come off the ground and land back. I was like, this is just going to be fun. You should just grab a couple drinks. Yeah, so it's their pockets. Yeah. It was... I was actually pretty scared for like 20 minutes. Really?

I don't want to die. I don't want to die. And then, I often was off your level. I was like, I don't know. I'm a plane has never gone down because of turbulence. Yeah, remember that. How do you know that? Because he's got, and he just purges every little palm constantly.

I've been on a plane one time that dropped like that, and then the doors for the overhead compartments popped. That was pretty creepy. Yeah, it was like it was like it was a drop and then a stop. And then all this and they all like, I mean, half of them popped open. That was pretty freaking. Yeah, yeah.

People have died because of turbulence. So people like not strapped into their seats. They're playing with a jet drop. Yeah, they hit their head on the ceiling. So what is the plane full of faster than that? What's the plane fall faster than that? Well, I guess it drops out from underneath. So like your body motion stays in motion.

So that drops and you're sitting still. But you drop as well. Yeah, there you go. You're at rest, but the plane is not. The plane drops, but you're still here. But surely, it would have to be an impact on the top of the plane to push it faster than you would go. Yeah, but that push happens to the speed of push.

Yeah, that's terrible. So, I felt it. You're traveling at the speed of sit, then you can be at the speed of pushcubs. And when the speed of pushcubs, it's fashion, the speed of pushbikes. It's like rock paper scissors, push-peach-sip. Yeah, exactly. And then you're with Liam Neeson, fighting wolves. And then Lunge comes out at the speed of right.

Right, now it was a push Stick holding you Ben you would be okay. I'm just gonna brace the bad science from now on. I'm just gonna I'm all in But I need somebody I knew a dude who flew all the time He is some of the best flying stories ever and my favorite one that I know that scares me when he tells it is he was flying from San Antonio to Denver and there's was flying from San Antonio to Denver. And there's not much between San Antonio and Denver. Okay, like maybe El Paso. And so they were halfway between it and going along, everything was perfectly fine.

And all of a sudden his ears popped. Why do people say that? Everything was perfectly fine. Because it's an issue, any story starts off fine. Right, right? Everything's so plain. And the endings went bad. Well, it wasn't like the words in the smoke in the cabin or anything like that. Everything's so plain. And the addings went bad. Well, it wasn't like the wasn't smoking the cabin

or anything like that. Everything's going normal. It's a normal day. All of a sudden, these ears pop really hard. And he's like, what is that? And they saw all the people kind of reacting. And then all of a sudden, he said, the oxygen mask came down. And apparently, when they do the demonstration,

they go like this. And they drop it. That's not how that works. Those things are shot down. Like, it's like, they fly open. It explodes, yeah fly open. It's like it's like a hundred shotguns going off. Yeah well they say on a I flew Delta and they said make sure when you grab your mask you don't grab the container that they were held in because it's gonna be really hot. Yeah I've never thought about that but yeah. But you can airbag right? Yeah same kind of thing but there's one for

every row. They got that specific. Yeah, well, it was weird actually Occasionally you will get the flight attendant who gets ultra specific about the safety demonstration That's probably the fight it's Probably the dead passenger So you're way to the emergency exit. Have you seen Jory float them out of the way? Everyone had rose eight and nine will not survive But just neatly put their bodies to the side to put them in a pile for the rescue team. Have you ever been on a plane wearing an X-Row

where they kicked someone out of the X-Row? Yes. That happened to me once I'm where I got on. And it was a guy, literally, a guy in a neck brace, sat down next to the door. I was like, that's right, yeah, yeah. And they got the guy, they like, get up and move. It was like him and his wife.

And they like, he was in a neck brace and she couldn't walk without a walker. Yeah. And it was like, you know not one of the worst things about that is i think we have mentioned this in the podcast before if you don't speak english they get you out of the get you out of the exit road if you can't answer verbally yes to the question right and i feel the communicator the people you can not actually have to say yes you were still telling your story

so he's fine along his ears pop the oxygen mass drop, and they're at 35,000 feet. And the plane just goes like this. Like it turns at an angle and then just drops. And he said the plane was descending so fast you could hear it. Oh, geez. No, he's like the plane going down. Like a World War II fighter plane.

Right, like a bomb whistling out of the air. And he said the little old lady sitting in front of him, peed and peed all of her shoes. And then they just fell, fell, fell, fell. Did the piss fall, the same. Let him be. I didn't call him to keep the piss. Sorry.

I was going to keep the piss. I was going to keep the piss. And all of a sudden, then they just leveled out. All of a sudden, after they got down to a certain level, and then they flew for like a minute and there's nothing and everyone's like a people scream like that

and then when they leveled up you were praying and like they were talking to some kind of that and then the captain came on and he goes uh... uh... we lost cabin pressure there so i had to get it down to 10,000 feet. And it's not because it's not enough oxygen. Yeah, and you just had to get them down.

I'd love if he just came back on like, whoops! No, it was off there. Yeah, we were over the airport. You can see it, I can't even walk. I get my exit. But they were halfway between San Antonio Antonio Denver, which is pretty far. And he said, so we're halfway to our destination. We can turn around and go back or we're halfway,

so we can just go either way. We're gonna be near as long as we have been, but I got to warn you, it's gonna be really hot and really bumpy, because they're a 737 flying at a hot up in the sky. Well, I don't know if you know that's just playing him for. Plains are not aced that well.

Like when you're on the tarmac, you're hot as shit because they don't really have that grade of an ac unit in. That's why you have you close the shades. The one with shades. It's a hot day because they don't need it. They get up there and it's like

negative. You ever looked at the temperature? It's freezing cold. Yeah, that's why. Yeah, so they don't really worry too much about cooling the interior of airplanes. Anyway, so at 10,000 feet, it was hot and it was bumpy, and then he said the pilot was not lying.

By the time they landed that plane, there wasn't a single person, including him on the plane that hadn't thrown up. And then when people got off the plane, they like fell on the ground and were like kissing the ground and were vowing to never get on a plane. You know, the air is so thin at cruising altitude, explosive decompression, and we're thrown out of an airplane at cruising altitude,

and we're free-falling, you would pass out, and then regain consciousness while you're falling, because there's not enough oxygen. You'd probably be high-preventually, and I wouldn't, you'd be pretty sure that I would breathe really hard, but you couldn't, because you didn't show up. If you fell out of a plane,

if you got launched out of a plane at cruising altitude, how long would it, sorry, I just thought this would be funny. How long would it take you to fall out of a plane to hit the ground? I've thought about this for... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... I... He went four and a half minutes falling, free fall before he pulled his parachute. And he was only, I guess he was like 30, maybe less than that, thousand feet at the point he pulled his parachute.

So he didn't pull his parachute at 30,000 feet. I don't know, maybe less than that then. So even then, if you fell four and a half minutes before he pulled his parachute, I mean, you have to imagine from there, if he just went straight to the ground, that would have been maybe six minutes, right? So I remember watching this amazing computer simulation of a guy on a plane once where this is a really tiny plane and

it's quite a big window in it. I think maybe like a 20 c or something. And he went to the bathroom, came back and sat down really hard so he went, but I guess the pressure crack in the window or something, the whole window just went, and one of his arms and his head, like, wait, wait, five minutes. I've seen that, and he's like, holding on, he's like, ah! But he's like, got one arm,

and the rest of him is out the side of the play. Jesus Christ. That would be the most, I can't think of anything more shocking to happen after going to take a piss. No. Just be like, at least you're bladder's empty. He's actually, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's been dripping in the middle of it. I'm just laughing one on the seat. See, it was such a funny simulation, off to go and take a piss. No. At least you're bladder's empty. Yeah. Exactly.

You know what I mean? Those are just good drippings. Nothing went on the seat. See, it was such a funny simulation. I've seen that. I've seen that. It's like, oh. No, no, Gus, you've always wanted to be in an earthquake, right?

Yeah. Which you missed the one in Dallas, right? Or what was the one recently that was close to us, but you missed the thing? It was Dallas. Last time I went to LA, I was in earthquake day one, I was there. And I was like, you didn't tell me until now?

Gus, you're going to be so jealous. I even tweeted about it because I was in with all the LA people going earthquake, and I went to LA, I was in earthquake day one, I was there and I was like, you didn't tell me until now? Guys, it's so jealous. I even tweeted about it because I was like in with all the LA people going earthquake and I go, earthquake, I'm in the middle of all those tweets, I go, good, at Serala is gonna be so jealous. So I forgot to mention it when I got back. I'm sort of the same way about airplanes. I would kill to be on a plane that did shit like that. Like, because it never happens and it's like that to me that's like, you're a lunatic. Let me ask you two horrible scenarios to horrible scenarios you get rather

okay let's do this assuming you would die from what die from okay so this is the end of your life leading in this is the end of the it's a fucking middle okay of a real I mean you're a real

that's really long and really shitty check it out on iNDB so would you rather have explosive decompression gusts and you get suck out of a plane at 35,000 feet and you fall the entire way at 35,000 feet or middle of the specific ocean you fall off a cruise ship. I would rather fall 35,000 feet. Yeah, also you can survive the full. Yeah. What fall? From 35,000 feet. You can do you can do things to improve your odds survival. But we can all fight the same that you will die. No, I'm just a horror of the evil one.

I would know if I was stranded in the middle of damn ocean, I was gonna drown. I'd be like, well there's no hope. Because I can't see any land in any direction. I don't want to drown. But if I was falling, I'd be like, oh, what kind of land on here? Because people have landed on like shrubs and other people. But he said you will die. No. No, I'm okay with seeing you.

I possibly survive. So you could land in a tree. You could be slowed down by a tree and then landing like bramble. Like that guy, he's one of the guys who like, you sound like my idiot fucking friend. He shoot and open and he was so sup spinning because it like kind of partially appears. Yeah, it's a parachute, you don't have one.

Yeah, you just don't have one. He hit the ground at a similar speed to terminal velocity anyway. He just landed in some really thick plant. And he like put his lungs broken down by the fish. Yeah, you're not a terminal velocity guy. I would let this assume all you had is that nose and that bad haircut. That's all you've got between you

and this will probably make me speed up. I'm like, I'm really at, I'm, I bet. I could go faster than a regular human with this beast. I would want a beard with foam. I wouldn't want to throw. I could get to know even if it's a situation where there's no survival, I would rather fall. Yeah, no, because at that point, it's like, you know, it's like, well, I've got one minute to live. I wouldn't want to go. Even if it's a situation where there's no survival, I would rather fall. Yeah.

No, because at that point, it's like, you know, it's like, well, I've got one minute to live. This is good for the sun. Yeah, and at least you want, yeah, you know, you know, like in, in water, you'd be like, well, this, you could leave for a, I don't, the open water thing is horrifying. You could look for a day or two. It's too, just floating. Yeah, at least you're right. Or maybe not a day, but a few hours.

You did your load. I don't, I don't float. Really? Everyone floats with a lung full. No. You do? I float. We are going to float you know I don't float really everyone floats with a long foot no you do I float we are gonna float you I feel like I'm right now I float two feet underwater Yeah, I'm neutral boy at like two feet under water. I don't know what it is all right We are gonna make you

I'm going to take the deepest breath you can and we are gonna float you okay? I do I do have a little more fat on me And we are gonna fight you. I'm gonna put stuff on you. I do have a little more fat on me since I last did this. Yeah, I'm gonna just bones back then. Back when I was a skeleton, I couldn't do it. Everyone has the same speed of sync. Everybody has that.

And you're not an exception to that, bro. It would be the force of sync versus the force of buoyancy. I have an idiot friend. I'm not pointing to you because he's like you, but you're not an idiot friend. He actually said this. He said that if he fell out of a plane He would aim for mountain you'd aim for a mountain

Hit the angle and he'd run That would probably what yeah Because you'd be like you'd be for long fist versus the man Closing and you could flood down with each one. No You did you get it you're fucking you'd be a stain on the side of average The first gland you lose your left foot Your hip comes out of the sock your leg goes flying He was convinced

He was wanted to jump out of a plane to bring me what could be done. One of your friends, and I'm not gonna name his name, was trying to convince me what a good idea it would be for him to jump off of the 360 bridge in Austin. Oh, I can say who it is, I know who it is. It's Scott. Yeah, he was like, you all could film it.

I was like, you would die. He's like, no, it's water. Yeah, it's water. Stupid, it's like, you climb up to the. Like, yeah. It's water. Stupid. It's like, you climb up to the top of the penny-backer bridge and jump off and survive. Did you see the guy who jumped out of a helicopter and like, what is the thing? Like, the body suit or whatever? Well, actually, he jumped out of a helicopter without a parachute and floated into a series

of boxes and survived. Like, that squirrel suit? Yeah, yeah. Like, the guy actually, he slowed his descent enough and then he was able to, you know, crash into a bunch of boxes and actually live. Like, he was going to term a velocity, which a bunch of boxes and actually live like he was going to more velocity which theoretically if you jump that any any distance he can get it

what is terminal velocity use the phrase to loss what is that is the that is the most misunderstood term the most criminal human no i'm just actually what is the term in terminal velocity the fastest you can fool without any proportion or anything like that okay what do you think the term term? Terminal loss. Yeah, it's basically that it's like you can't you can't fall any faster without Without I would say that's like definitely on Twitter most people in terms of loss is speed which you fall that you're gonna die for sure

Like that speeders dead Like 37 feet a second. I think it's like 120 something miles an hour. It depends on weed resistance. But when is resistance? Weed resistance? Weed resistance. How much you smoke?

Like, fogging, man, whatever. It's just this. So that guy that glide in. It's just terrible. Everything's slowing down. The guy that wanted some land downer mountain was that similar to someone who would say, if they were on a building that was collapsing, they would just wait until the last minute

and then jump and they'd be fine. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you know what, you gotta think the ski jumper, same sort of right, that's what he's thinking, right? Is like, he can just gonna match the slope. No, it's not work actually. No, you're gonna get in the way.

No, no. Like someone would like, do a BMX thing, like go flicking off a height, and then they would like, pull, and then they'd hit the ramp again. The exact same thing, falling like 20 feet on a wheel. But still? On a wheel on a ramp.

Oh, I'd say there's no wheel. He would just go, ugh, splosh. Have you seen the video of that guy who got separated from a skateboard at that height and fell and broke both his legs? That because he probably didn't land in the air. He put a lot of the damn gravel. No, but Gavin, Gavin, think about all the times you've seen those like, what are they super crossed guys the guys to go out

They do the Superman shit behind that's amazing by the way. Yeah, that's people like those extreme sports It's like everything is impossible until one guy does it and then everybody can do it like the double back flip on a motorcycle Like exactly Travis Praspron did that not everyone fuck everyone everyone knows Travis Praspron and now yeah I couldn't tell if you're being serious or not I don't think you're being serious. Who the fuck is that? Oh, do you not know the truck? Okay. No, he's a BMX or not a BMX He's a no-one's talking to you. He's a motocross guy. Thank you Cara. It's a bad. I'm I've heard of it Yeah, he does like nitro circus and he's done a much. He's a nitro circus. Okay I'm sorry that I don't know what

You don't know my role of knowledge. I probably don't know. Anyway, the only thing that kills you is sudden deceleration. If there's anything that can slow you down a bit, slow, gradually. No, you survived. I totally disagree.

You never watched a guy fall off of motorcycle at like 140 miles an hour and that tumbling he does. He's not decelerating slowly. He is fucked up. He hit a wall dead. If you roll slowly and slows down, lifts. As set known. As set as that is, he's not decelerating slowly. He is fucked up. If he hit a wool dead, if he rolls slowly and slows down, lifts. As set as that is, I do have to agree with you.

Oh, as he breaks his neck. When he's going like this, the guy's fine. No, okay. If you're going to shut the fuck up. If you're going 120 miles an hour and you roll a car to a stop, like a slow gradual, like roll, roll, roll, roll, until you stop, you're more likely to survive that. And then if you go to 120 miles an hour,

hit a fucking brick wall. Yeah, of course, that goes back to our conversation months ago about that shock that struts your nervous system on. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But that's what he's arguing and as sad as it is I'm agreeing with. Hey, apparently everybody on Twitter wants to marry you because you know who Travis Pastrana is. Wow. Guess what, dude, she doesn't want to marry you. She wants to fucking marry Travis Pastrana. Is that Travis Pastrana?

No, I don't think he's busy with Twitter right now. But what I was gonna say is, if that was the case in Supercross or whatever it is, what is the event where they do the crazy-ass tricks? So, it's big air is what you're talking. Yeah, the big air ones. Well, that's the skateboarding BMX. That's the Johnny Bucket.

I'm talking about the motor cross ones, where they go, wait the fuck off, the guy goes Superman, hold on the back fender, and then you get back on. That's Moto X, I don't know what they call it. Whatever it's called, yeah, whatever. If if there was a case when that guy misses the motorcycle When he lets it go he wouldn't go I'm gonna fucking die now, which he always does he goes holy shit He would just start running because he's headed for that ramp and he would just run down the ramp

He doesn't do that. He goes could tongue and ever to go round on the right Yeah, I've never seen those people recover once they lose their bike. This is how I say happening. You're falling, you're going to survive. You're full dead, even worse. You've died even faster that way. Because you'd be like... It's all about angles.

You hope you have a protractor in you while you're falling. You're going to be like... You're saying once you lose the motorcycle, once the motorcycle gets about four inches beyond your grasp. At that point, you're a human lawn dart. You're just gonna go into the ground at any fucking angle. But, okay, say you fell off a skyscraper. If on the way down,

you managed to just like, scrape into it. It would slow you down enough to probably make you survive. How would you scrape into it? It's far enough if you speed you are. Okay. Why'd you scrape it before it?

No, I'm saying you can just fell off a skyscraper. I'm sorry. No. No. sorry. No. No. No, okay. If it was a straight up and down sky, no, that is not the case. But it was a slope, maybe. Why is it a slope?

You can grab something. Like if you're following another Luxor in Vegas, then you're like, roll it down. That's one thing. But if it's a straight up and down, no, you're fine. If you like, just grab the drain pipe. Right before you hit the ground, I reckon you'd be all right. You probably ripped your arms out of the socket.

Yes, but it would slow you down. You wouldn't just be like, you got no arms. You wouldn't, you wouldn't just have no arms. You would have like grabbed it and slammed it and then be on the ground. God. You might have no arms. Why don't we go test this?

You said you would do anything with a film. There you go. Did you get an iPhone 5? No, I can't. You've been looking at it forever. You can't. I'm going for it to be unlocked. OK. New iPad mini-cam. Right. Are you going an iPhone 5? No, I can't. You've been looking at it forever. You can't. I'm going for it to be unlocked. Okay.

New iPad mini-cam. Right. Are you going to get one? No. Okay. I'll tell you what, I'm going to get the new iMac. That thing is thin. If you see it, I'm Mac. It's thick in the middle.

I'm not getting it because it's thin. I just want an iMac. That's the first thing you fucking said! I was just messing something that was new about it. I'm going to get that new iMac. It's thin. Hey, guys, I'm going to get the new iMac. It's thin in his hell is hell I'm gonna get it because it's thin oh well it's it's thick in the middle I don't give a shit about that. I'm gonna give a shit about how thick it is That's exactly how I'm gonna be just went

How interesting would I be I'm gonna get a new eye mac end of the story or I'm gonna get any YMac, end of the story, or... The recent, that's it, that's great. And then it's the end. So why is it thick in the middle? That's where the component is. That's where the component is. That's where the smartness comes in. It eats, it goes right to the middle

and it blinks up. Beer belly. It's been hiding for years under a hat. No, but like that, so the iPad mini, it's like, what, it's literally like half the size. When's the iPad Nano come out? I missed, I missed this. It's a nice phone actually. I actually missed this announcement too. So it's literally like half the size. When does the iPad Nano come out? I missed this.

So I'm just, actually. I actually missed this announcement too. So it's like 7.9 inches? So it's like almost half the size of a traditional iPad, right? They say it fits a one-hand. I don't, like, that's a weird size. I think it doesn't look right.

I think it's not the size. Every time a new iPad Apple product comes out, I just cringe at the video they show, where Johnny I have an, it's stupid face, and it's stupid shaped head, and the way he talks, like everyone's a idiot. He's like, this, what we did with this product, we just, we took your loudness, just magical stuff.

He had a great line in the video for the iPad, and he's like, we didn't want to reduce the iPad, we want to concentrate it. I'm so excited. Oh, shut up! Shut up! It's not a simple reduction. It's a concentration.

He got nice at his surge on the eye now. Really? Wow. So people were really upset because in that same event, they also unveiled a new iPad. Yeah. And the previous iPad was only like six months old. So people were really upset that they had just bought when iPad

was replaced in under a year. So it's the iPad. The iPad is three now, I guess, is what it is. I've had 4. No, 4? Yeah. Because they have the iPad, iPad 2, the retina iPad, which right now is the 4.

This is something that I just called the new iPad. Yeah. So everything's really confusing with the way that name is. iPad is the one Apple product I don't own. As far as like, I would like to own one, but I don't have one. What did it have? I used to pre-regulate, because we would update the scripts,

and I would save them to a cloud that I had, and I would just walk over and they'd be on my iPad. Yeah, that is awesome for that. That's pretty damn awesome for that. I can't believe you guys still don't use cloud for your Xbox. I would if it was decent and worked. It's decent and it works. It's decent and it works. But if you save a game to it, it takes a while for it to sort of like sink up.

I've already talked about this. I'll save a game. I'll go home and continue and I said, oh, it didn't finish uploading on the other Xbox before you turned it off. Yeah, I can, well, how long am I going to give it? Yeah. Can you set it up to turn off when it's done uploading? I want it done sinking?

All right. So that would be a good thing. But I have to save game, it doesn't really mean it's saved for the cloud. It means it's saved locally. That is true. And then uploads after the skyrim save, they're like 20 megs. That's the way to reach.

You feel like if you power off, like you should use that feature where it still maintains a little power. Yeah, that's the power. It's just breaking. It should finish the upload. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I feel you. I'm still got mine on my thumb drive, but I don't know. Dude, I've been playing this. I'm just going to use the thumb drive. Okay, if we can just text him and say it's called extreme sports. Thanks, Kathleen. Thanks. Are you still playing XCOM? Yeah, I still am.

Dude, that's for the past six days though. No, I've gotten to the point now. I'm probably three quarters of the game at this point. I got my side abilities and show. Oh, it's good. The game is so much fun. I love that game. I'm probably going to stop playing now

for Assassin's Creed III. Yeah. I've never really been a big Assassin's Creed person. Like, I played the first one and, I don't know, it didn't grab me. Like, like other games. So I skipped all the other ones, but now it seems like, like, three seems so compelling. It's like a reset.

It's a new, you know, new story. Wow, you're jumping from one to three. Yeah, I didn't finish one. See, I never played one. I played two Brotherhood and Revolutions. How the hell did you play Assassin's Creed II that much and not go back and play the first game? I've recently gone back and started playing the first one. You're like an evangelist for the game.

I fucking love that. Did you make maps for the first one? No. I made a master 2 Brotherhood and Revelation. I gotta tell you, one of the most fun experiences I've ever had in a video game was hunting down all those Templar Knights in fucking stab at them. See, I don't even wanna hear about it. You're missing one, right? 49 or 15. I don't know.

I'm not even one or one or two. Yeah. But on Tableau Knights? Yeah. Yeah. But just started a new game. That being said, I think there are, so they have feathers into, and then they've had like, they had like different items kind of scattered throughout the sort of the

like. These feathers were pretty much the big thing in two. The feathers weren't two, and I feel like it wasn't brotherhood and revelation. I'm actually with them just getting rid of that crap now. We didn't. That was okay. I'm okay with them just getting rid of that crap now. We didn't. That was okay. I feel you. Nobody wants to do it.

But a sass-to-scree does it better than anyone else. That is true. And also, like, revelation, if you've got half of them, the other half unlocked on your map in the game. Yeah, that's the part I'm talking about. That was cool. Why, I mean, let's face it, everyone. Nobody has fun doing that.

Who has fun thinking about it? Who has fun? He does turn into work a little bit. Yeah, it's just like turn into work a little bit. Yeah, it's just like a job. A little bit? I put this in, then I get to work. And in GTA it was the worst, because it was those pigeons.

Yeah. He had to physically shoot them. So he'd be like, well, this pigeon's here and the next one's over there. So I quickly bit this one. Oh, I got one to start. Police said, God damn it. You'd be like, drive around and do it without me. Right, where was I?

That five minutes was one pigeon. It took me so long to get what to do. That being said, did you do it? That being said, I'm very excited about creating a map for Assassin's Creed III. I mean, I made a map for sleeping dogs and one for a, hello, how you doing? And one for Dark Siders II.

But Assassin's Creed III is the first game that I'm playing that I'm going to be making a map for myself to produce content for it So I'm very excited. Do you ever do the thing with guy like what's it now? Are you good at nailing nipples? Like could you go on any guy could you go on Jack? I know I know it. I know it. Yeah, it's pretty good at it Gavin is good. How do I know that? I think about a conflict with really fucking Shane right like every time Shane locks in yeah I think I was like that far away this morning, but it's how you used really good at that, Dan. I'll just slide me back. Go for it, go for it.

I'm gonna see if I know what to do. Go for it. See, it's hot. I'm gonna go there. You were close. It's like right here. You were like, I have to say. I'm not trying.

You know what I mean? Yeah, that's not what everyone's doing. Good for you. Everyone's seeing them on the internet. Oh, bye. Bye, oh yeah. I got it. Hang on.

That might be my favorite English term. Yeah, yeah Someone's on the Twitter says it was flags in brotherhood flags. Thank you It was it was it flags and revelations as well. I don't know Animus. Yeah, but I mean the ultimate collectible in any video game is what? To you ultimate collective like what is a quintessential collectible in any video game? Hidden package. Hidden packages. Hidden packages in GTA 3.

That's a pretty good one. I mean honestly feathers to me is like that's what I think. Michael, who we hired because of fucking crackdown, knows about this. No. They had the green orbs, then they had the hidden orbs. You could like, you could like, you could braid up. But it was only like your little mini radar. Trust me, because on, on crackdown 2, I made a map showing off every goddamn orbs. I just got, it was like 400 goddamn orbs.

I just got to chop a hit enough on the D-pad, that's what around us. And there's a bunch of them. In the original crackdown, there were 500 green orbs. And there was 100 hidden orbs, right, Michael? What? 300. 300 hidden. Jesus Christ.

That's 800 collectibles in that game. Fuck that noise. If you get to the point where half of your time playing that game is looking for those more than half gone. Why would they do that to us? Here's what I like. I like unlockable parts of games. Like in Assassin's Creed, I hate the feathers,

but I liked the Eagle Points, because I know where they are, you just go to them. That's always why it's your first Assassin's Creed. You can just unlock the entire map and then be like, that's exactly what I do. I tend to use it in all video games though. I explore first. Yeah.

And I unlock even a World of Workrafts, if I went to a new area, I go all the way around that area and explore the whole thing and then you get to work on your quest, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Are we running low? We can go up there? Oh, here's gonna be more. It's gonna be so. It's gonna be so much easier. But dude, I'm legitimately excited to start playing Assassin's Creed III in starting the game. I think the finished revelation is really good. It legitimately excited to start playing

Assassin's Creed III. Dude, the end of Revelations is fucking awesome. I need to do it. Like, without getting spoilers, the last 5% of that game, the story told in that is some of my favorite game play experience I've had in the last game. I got to be honest. I, Assassin's Creed Revelations is the only one I've put down a bunch times. Like Assassin's Creed 2 and Brotherhood, I just played all the way through. Revelations, it's not gripping me

to me. I'm sort of dipping it in now. It's good. I'm excited. You say about three though. I'm like, oh, come on. Me too. I'm the same way and I'm exactly I can't get into the Assassin's Creed 2, man. It It's not it's not holding me and I know you loved it But I'm excited about three my fear with three is that Halo Force come out so quick after it And I feel like I need to compress my game time with AC3 or I need to delay it till after I'm done with Halo 4 I'll delay it. I'm pretty good. I'm delaying games. I'm the 4 to Hit man as well. I'm hoping I'm hoping I'm hoping and I don't know we never really happens the only halo title We ever got early we got reach like three days early and I'm hoping we could pop maybe get four early

I think like the greatest thing I think we got C anniversary like two or three days early as well Okay, but even then that's a game that's kind of already been played. Yeah, so I don't consider that one of the Honestly, yeah Commentable So I don't get to that one of the honest I was in the point of the C5 Yeah, yeah or a combative all combative all Why why do we bother with that? So I hear something heard about that Here's what I heard about that I heard always heard this rumor

and I don't know that it's true but I always heard that the name of the game was Halo and that it was changed to Halo Combat Evolved So hey Hey, thank you Cara Thank you, thank you Thank you, she shook up one of them. Which is who's a who's a famous BMXer?

I know one any yeah Too long carries is saying no, no, no, what go for it? What are you standing right now? But you know motor cross. Okay, Mira. Yeah, Mira. That's a good one. It's BMX temple Evil evil miracle motor crimes See I use a lot of What is BMX stamp? Evil, but miracle motocross. See, I use a lot of acronyms that I just have no idea what this stamp for. Yeah, BMX is bicycle motocross. That's right. Going back real fast to Halo Talk.

So, I wonder when you were fast, the Ford and Adon episode that came out last week. Which was fucking awesome. Oh shit. The fourth episode of Ford and Adon. Dude, three and four have been fucking awesome. That was a little bit of a Fortinetodon spoiler, which is a little old at this point, so I should have seen it.

The end of three after the tether gets blown, and the people are falling, that was fucking crazy. That, I mean, when the coming at ships sort of like, decloak is like, oh fuck. It's like, what is that? And then like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. It was like, man. I really wish, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. And it's like, man. I really wish that had been like a Game of Thrones style mini series that they have done,

you know, and hopefully they'll do something like that. Game of Thrones style. Yeah, like, you know, Game of Thrones is like books and the thing they saw. I mean, I guess it's a series. So it's Master Chief in this. Oh yeah. He was a period in this series. He was saying, he was very briefly in three.

Is he voiced by the guy? No, he's a different guy. I think it is. He's in one at the very beginning, and then he's in the tail end of three, right? And then he's in four. Yeah, he's in four. Pretty probably.

So there's one more episode left? No, there's six episodes to hold. Okay, there's two more episodes left. They come out on Fridays. Yeah, man, that and that most recent episode, I guess I don't want to talk about it too much. Oh, I think this is not about evolved rumours. So the rumour I was talking about,

comment evolved, is Twitter's great for keep track. episode. I guess I want to talk about it too much. I think this is not about evolved rumors. So the rumor I was talking about combat evolved is Twitter's great for keep track. Go figure. The combat evolved was changed from Halo to Halo combat evolved for Japanese audiences so that they would understand what the game was, that it wasn't a clear enough title. Combat evolved is more clear?

I don't know. That's what I always heard. I always heard that. And then the Japanese audiences didn't embrace Halo in any way, shape or form. Yeah. Did you ever remember the list when they would publish how well consoles sell in Japan?

And it was always funny to see how low the Xbox was. Like at one point Gus and I were like looking, the PS2 was higher than the Xbox and the PS1 was higher and the Dreamcast. And there was something called the Wonder Swan. Yeah. Remember? The one was something called the Wonder Swan. Yeah, the Wonder Swan. The Wild Handheld device.

The Wonder Swan. It's made by SNK, I think. Yes, and of course all the Nintendo consoles. All of them sold better than the Xbox. Yeah, the Xbox was always. Did Halo Legends increase that anyway? I don't think so. Really?

I don't think so. I think it was a good effort to try to make that happen, but I don't think it helped with... Dance, I'm really quality studio's working on that. Yeah, yeah. But I'm excited for Halo 4. I mean, honestly, legitimately, I should have made that through it out there again. I'm a little buzz right now.

Ford has a non-man, it seemed like it started slow, but it was really introducing these characters. You have to be invested in them. Exactly, and it was one of those things where it was like, you care about these characters, and like, last year at this point, I'm like, oh shit, and like him and his lady friend, it's like, oh, there we go,

I wanna see what happens to these guys. And like, you know, I'm curious as how it's gonna end with all of them. And I know, last year's survives until Halo 4, it's like, how is he gonna be tied into the game? Like, what's in this point? They've started like, killing off characters. Yeah, they've been a lot of time establishing them

and make you invested, and now it's like, you're really like, like, like when you saw the, the Blancheick in three you knew is like okay immediately still gonna die like she's dead She's so dead is the flood as an enemy they've done with now like did no What what is flooded for well no, no get the flood the flood the multiplayer the flood they showed off in four was infinity Slur infinity zombies or whatever. Infection. Infection. But why do we set off the rings? Why do we set off the array and in the end of Halo 3?

I'm not saying I don't know that they're part of the campaign. They might yet. I literally, I'm not trying to cover any of these. But what was always no idea? Why never? It realizes that the flood, only an enemy in the Halo games because obviously the rings were already set off before like 100,000 years ago or whatever by the foreigners. Go ahead. which kill themselves.

I pay it when you say that. Maybe you read the books, have you read like... No. Krypton? But from what I got from watching all the cutscenes and stuff, the flood, any became an enemy again, because the foreigners stored samples of the flood for like study or something. But why would they store them?

Why would they... Why would they... The classic example you example? Yeah. Why does the Center for Disease Control in the US store smallpox and dangerous infectious diseases? Yeah, but if you're going to use a last resort weapon, you would think to destroy those as well, right? No. You're going to wipe your entire race out yourself, but you still want to keep the samples? Yeah, why not? For future study. Everyone's dead! Have you ever seen the video? A lot of the times you study something to learn how to

destroy it better. Personally, whoever was in charge of the foreigners, I reckon they weren't right for the job. If I was there, I'd be like, flush them, get rid of them, chances are the next people who find these guys are just going to be like, what's this? Dad, get up to stop the rings again. But would you really care? I. But do you really care? I mean, would you really care? If I was the guy, like, the press go on the...

Oh, God. The fuck was that? The press go on the halo button, like, kill everything button? I would, yeah, I would think about it. It's pretty much the only button that halo has. Yeah, go, go, and everything. Like, kill? Yeah.

Yes? Yes. Have you seen it? I wonder if there was a person, like, you know, at the end of Alien, where there's this giant procedure to detonate a shit like she has to do this stuff and pull out these things, like twist them and do all this stuff. How do you think the physical orange monkey eagle of the Alien? It's like launching a nuclear weapon.

You feel like turn to the keys on opposite ends of a room. Do you think to activate the Hilla arrays, it was that? Oh, was it just like, you put a friend, right? Rinclaimer just goes, put that, let's do that. Oh, where is that, is that, it was in the control room. You get the, where is that shown in a book?

Oh, it was in a Hilla 3. It was also in a Hilla 2. Remember that they put Miranda's hand on it and bang, it's done. Yeah. That was the index. Have you seen the video of someone replacing Guilty Spark with Wheatley from Portal?

No, that sounds funny. It's pretty awesome. Like the end of Hilla 1, it's instead of Guilty Spark with Wheatley from Portal. No, that sounds funny. It's pretty awesome. Like the end of Halo 1, instead of guilty spark is Wheatley and they replace all of the audio, it's really, really funny. So somebody in Twitter just asked a really interesting question. It says, that's the problem we're having with nuclear waste. How will people 1000 years from now know that it's deadly? I've actually seen the structures they have

for burying nuclear waste and how they have the symbols they make for it, so that should our civilization collapse, and we lose language, like it has pictograms of people, and then people that are red and people laying down, like this site is dangerous. But what if that's what people look like in the future? That the laying down?

I would have been laying down red. It's just slightly cracked over and half, and there's guts coming out the side. What if that's where everyone looks like? Like I'll call this for us. Then the nuclear waste might not be bad for them. Yeah, that would be fine. They built up these obelisks, right?

It'll be like a hairy restaurant. I'm not sure if everyone was resetting humans were born again and then all that time later they found. I'm not sure that would translate. Honestly, I don't think that would work. It's like the forage or probe, like they're trying to send out a universal message and maybe it's not quite the universe. So what is it?

Inuclear waste, I remember the obelisks too, there's like, it's like a field of obelisks, like stay away from these places. But you can't just assume that humans would be the same, it's like they say, if a lion could speak English, you still wouldn't understand it. Because we talked about this.

Every one of the frame of references is so different. On the Mass Effect spoiler cast. Oh, right. say, it's like they say, if a lion could speak English, you still wouldn't understand it. We talked about this. And all this frame of references is so different. On the Mass Effect, spoiler cast. Oh, right. That's basically the story of Mass Effect is like that the way that the, what's the, what's the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, all these warnings that no one understood what were the warnings? they had like those towers that people would touch up they had the beacons

and only shepherd was in the first one and the first level at the end he goes to it and it gives them the visions of like everything being killed but everyone else dies when they try to communicate with the beacons because it just didn't work how do you design a key?

why is it that in a game you always play like the shows in line you never play like the Marines that would be fucking boring they should just play a game like that I mean they're just like I game like they're the guys. I wonder what the... Oh, game over. That was a great $60.

And now the DLC is to play from someone who actually matters. So it's how do you design a keep-out sign that would last 10,000 years. The Department of Energy is creating a vast monument to scare away future trespassers from radioactive waste sites. The image on this article is McCalling Holkin from home. I'm wondering that's the O face. The screen.

I saw the greatest headline in the world. I think the first day we were shooting here. I think the first day I wouldn't give a fuck. I'd be like, let's worry about people for the next thousand years and then if the civilization has fallen apart, fuck them, let them figure it out. There you go. It's like that's a flipping.

That's their problem. Yeah. I mean, it's like, how did they know not to eat red berries? Let them fuck you. Let's figure it out. No, shut up. I mean, it's like, how did they know not to eat red berries? They're gonna fuck you up. Yeah, shut up. I saw a great headline. I think it was on CNN. The first day we started filming here.

I didn't read the whole story. So I don't know the full gist of it. But it was something like NYPD officer accused of plotting to hunt, kidnap, cook, and eat women. Hey. Hey. Who? This is a New York police officer.

OK. I guess they discovered like online chats and discussions and eat women. Okay. Who? This is? A New York police officer? Okay. I guess they discovered like online chats and discussions he was having about plans to stock women, kidnap them, assault them, cook them, then eat them. Wow. You can dress up for having this plan? Yeah. It was like the longest like every word was worse than the previous one.

Yeah. You're right. It was like, oh. It was always like. Oh. Like the creepiest thing I ever heard about was the dude that they arrested. They arrested Stephen King's, or not Stephen King's, Stephen Spielberg's stalker.

And you're like, oh, you know, Stephen Spielberg's a famous dude. I bet he has people who want to give him a script certain all that stuff. It's like, no, this guy was stalking him for a while. And you're like, yeah. And then you read the fucking article. And you're like, holy shit. I never want to be a f**k first.

What was the guy doing? He just had like pictures of Stephen King and like had made like a spielberg, sorry, made scenarios about Stephen Spielberg like rape scenarios and he had a rape kit with like late tech suits and handcuffs and stuff that he was like outside the city. Did he have an attitude to rape X to us? Trying to get him into this rape fantasy that he had Oh, there was a unbelievably scary who is the guy who Did girls go wild is that Joe Francis? Yeah, yeah Joe Francis. He got Attacked by a stalker in a very similar manner that was kind of yeah, but it was weird like quiet

But he got he got forced into a sex tape. Yeah at gunpoint Like I guess it's some kind of revenge thing for all the stuff you put on. That's what they said. But then he was the enjail when he was saying all this stuff too? Yeah, it was like really unclear and vague. Like, wait, wait, so you get forced at gunpoint. Yeah, someone broke into his house,

at gunpoint, satanized him and videotaped it. Faaah. I would be okay with that. Do you be okay with that? I mean, they're just making the evidence, aren't they? I'd be like, thank God you're filming this. If this was going on, I'd be like, I don't think you would ever, in any point.

No, okay, if I was a gunpoint, I would be filming this. I'm a gunpoint and I'm receiving someone. I would be thankful that there's evidence of that, so I can, I mean, there's evidence, right? What if there's just a dark room and nobody could see? I'd just be like ruined for life. Oh, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be, I'd be,

God, Spielberg had to sit in court and testify with the dude in the room. Oh, that's great. About messages he had received from the guy. That's creepy. Super creepy. Thank God you're filming this. Well, Gavin, I love you sometimes.

Well, again, it goes back to his thing, like he'll do anything, so I'm just footage. As long as you're filming in slow motion. I'm filming you, Jay, I'm going for it. I don't think you can't put that on YouTube. No, unless you declare it like... ...educated. Yeah, age-gated, make it like, you know.

So, you know, that's true. That's true. So I say we're gonna be wrapping up in the next several minutes. I'm giving you my warning early, so we can wrap up on time because we have some people who have been out here a long time working. We already went to dinner, Gavin and I. We ate it. Alvin Ords.

I wish I had eaten. Wait, wait, you guys ate? We went to Alvin Ords. I asked fucking everybody. I had a drink. I said no because I was terrible. So did you ask me? You were up to a jolac.

Dippa like lovebirds. I had a trombone dish. Did you ask me? What were you talking about with jolac there? I didn't see Joe like a week. Yeah, but you guys were like Yo, we're making out. Yeah, you guys were like totally totally What's going on?

I don't know where it's catching up man. He's a good friend of mine I mean he's been filming something out like out of Austin so So you would rather go on to eat a sandwich with me than catch up with your old friend? What a fucking dick you are? No, but no, you say you asked everyone you did not me. When you seem upset the fact that you didn't break off your conversation with fucking Joel to catch up. I've been out of the office. That's true, did he ask us? No, he did.

But I've been out of the office, why did you catch up with me? I, cause if you were up there, I absolutely would. If I was up there. So you went to Joel to catch up with him. Yes, I was right here. This is I hate this, in this group of people, there's now 20, 30 people on a regular basis that we work with and hang out with.

That's way too many. I'm not asking people individually anything anymore. If you're in the room and I ask other people, you can either assume that you're invited or ask if you wanna go and that's it. I'm not, it's too much. I'm just, I'm going to lunch, whoever wants to go and go to lunch, it's not that big a deal.

It's not that big a deal. It's lunch. It's, it's, it's, it's not that big a deal. I don't want you to go, you're too awkward. That's fine. It's not the big deal. I don't want you to go. You're too awkward. That's fine. I don't want to go either. I know you don't want to eat.

My car for no one can watch me. I have noticed now that people go to lunch with each other in their offices. Like whoever they're sitting next to, that's who everybody goes to lunch with. You've noticed that now? It's been for like two years. Yeah, I've never had a whole thing.

You have no one in your office. I don't see with anybody. Yeah, exactly by yourself. It's Matt and I don't want to go to lunch with Matt. Come here't see with anybody exactly by yourself. It's Matt and Maybe you're gonna make you wait three hours and say he's not going he's the fucking worst. He is the worst about that It's like if Matt's going to lunch you got to like you got to put a tether on him like the moon because he's gonna be gone And you're like for me. It's like you're starving to death and he's still like I'll be there in two seconds I'm gonna start doing that Barbara's in my office now. And she started doing that to me Look, I always have work in two seconds. Barbara started doing that. Barbara's in my office now. And she started doing that to me.

I always have work. I can just drop immediately. Like, if I'm in the middle of something, I can just be like, lunch right now, right this second. Let's do it. Yeah. Listen, I ask everybody, nobody wanna go get a sandwich with me. Dust didn't wanna go.

I asked him, he's like, I'll have a sandwich. I don't blame you, I blame Kara. I have a nausea. Kara didn't say she would bring us pizza. Yeah, I'm gonna bring you two hours in. Why don't blame you. I blame Kara. I have a nausea. Kara didn't say she would bring us pizza. Yeah. I'm going to bring you two hours in. Why did you get down here?

I drove. Oh, you drove him? I drove him. I drove him. I can't remember that. How many of you had? I'm good. All right, we're forgetting to talk about something.

I don't know what. I've realized I'm a terrible liar. We talked about saying. Cindy, we talked about the Lucasfilm thing. Do you see that, Cindy? It's like a gushing into some way? It's crazy, yeah. It's crazy.

The World Trade Center, like the location of it, like the photo of that is, again, we can look at the phone and send it. But, clearly, I Twitter told me what we got to talk about. I'm agreeing that we have talked about it. I really talk about voting. Does anybody give a shit?

I mean, I vote. You vote. You vote. We have that musical episode of Red versus Blue. Yeah, I realize. I had done early voting. I've done early voting in a state where I know which way our state's going to go, so it doesn't even matter.

Which way I'm voting. So, other way, then. That's the other way. Doesn't matter. No. Why the guy you vote? This is the one that has a body that you cannot vote. Well, you can vote.

It doesn't matter in the presidential election, but it matters in local and other elections. Bond is this. Yeah, Lamar Smith. So my parents are very Republican. And I'm only getting the politics too much, but Lamar Smith is a guy who wrote Sopa.

Sopa, which is the anti-internet, or like, or the, what is it? Something like stop online piracy act, at least. Which it was basically was a way to kind of like, reign in the internet and sort of, like fuck with the internet, way too much. So I told my parents, you can vote for whoever you want, just vote against Lamar Smith.

So, anyone listening tonight or watching, or listening tomorrow. I don't want to get too political, but don't vote for this guy. Don't vote for Lamar Smith, fuck that guy. So, other than that, you can vote for whoever you want, but, fuck Lamar Smith. If you're in Texas and the Austin area,

because he's like a local Austin representative, right? Yeah, I think it's San Antonio. Yeah, it's like this, anyway, if he's on your ballot, vote against him. I was gonna vote for whoever you want. I was gonna talk about this. I was gonna talk about this one when we talk about new Apple products and whenever they announce the thing they always like list all the specs of it and like and it's really green and you know environment friendly it's got all these checklists and

I'm like I can't think of anything I care less about in a product than whether it's I don't care about the environment. Dude, because... I don't know what that's all right here. I could sacrifice all that to make my product. Like say, just like every iPad that was made, just polluted the hell out of the environment. I'll be with you for it. If it made it more awesome, let's do it. I've got an interesting fact. I don't think I've ever talked about this on the podcast.

I have an interesting... I think I have an interesting spin on recycling and environmental protection. I don't give a fuck about it. That's an interesting thing. Because I'm not going to have a kid. So, my carbon footprint and my environmental impact ends with me. All you people who are going to have kids, you have like this chain going on of damage you're going to cause the environment.

So, I want the world to be as good for me as possible. I'm going to die when you die. Anything after that? I don't give a fuck. They're working blow up the day after I die. So do you wanna be nephews or nieces or nieces? Fuck them! Who cares? Honestly, I'm not convinced that life existed

before I was born. Right? No, I have not rights. No, why would you have that? Right? No. I have no evidence anywhere that proves that there was life before I was born.

Uh, the speed of light stars that are... How about... How about fucking history? How about everything? Yeah, history could have been created after I was born. You turned the fucking Truman show with the fuck is going on. It is, it could be like... How do I... Right.

My life is only relevant to me right now, right? No. Yeah, okay, yeah. You're not like that. I'm living it from this point of view, like just behind my eyes right here. Okay, that's all the life guys. I'm gonna lie down and just go right now.

And right here. Yeah, and there. And there's John Thomas. Anything other in the world that's happening right now is irrelevant to me. Anything before I was born, I'm not even convinced it existed. What were you doing in 1987?

You were a piece of shit. What were you doing in 1987? In 1987? Yeah, because I was born in 88 what happened in 1987? God, I don't know. I was in middle school. I was one was the Challengers after 86 there you go. Yeah, but I never saw that happen Sally right we pissed off. I never saw that happen No, she wouldn't have So he right just died like last month. Oh, that's how they were yeah

I lived your events before you were born. Yeah, but did you? Thank you. I can guarantee I did yeah, but you might you might have been event before you were born. Yeah, but did you thank you? I have made a group of that. I can guarantee I did. Yeah, but you might have been created when I was born. What's that? Really? That's like, wow!

Are we like, is this a great class right now? Is that where we are? I'm about to end the podcast. We need to move into something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, was, okay. Okay, it should have question came up. So next Tuesday, when we record the podcast, we record the podcast usually Tuesday nights. Okay, next Tuesday is election night in the US. You wanna have a live podcast?

Or should we move it now to Mondays because we want to anyway, do Monday night, it'll be the last episode of Red vs Blue season 10. So we can talk about Red vs Blue as well. Which we never do. Here's the deal. One, I don't think our podcast competes with the election. Because we've already gone up, we've already gone up, we've already gone up against the debate, and we didn't notice till after the fact, two, I don't want to compete with an RPV launch.

But it's just, but that is the last episode. So, get what we use to Monday. That is true. If we do that, you do it. Mine is going to want to be on the podcast. That is true. What is it, so what is that, to go talk about that? No, I just said, no, no, no. You don true. If we do that, you do it. Monty's going to want to be on the podcast. That is true. What is it? What is that?

Talk about that. No, no, no. No, no, no. Also, what happens if we move the podcast from starting at 730 to starting at 530? It might be, we shouldn't ask our viewers where they are. If only those way to do that. Go ahead. In the US, what time zone they're in?

So we can figure out. So, how would you feel personally if the podcast started two hours early that it normally That's three o'clock in the west coast. Yeah, but it's also not 11 o'clock in night in the UK when people watch it over there So the UK now The UK people just lined up for four hours. That is true. I love UK. Don't give me your own I love you can start quen give me your own. I love you. Answer Quinco. Don't make a difference. I have been to the UK one time to kill for beautiful. We ran a survey and asked people what day of the week and what time they would like and we chose our date and time kind of based on that.

But now that we've launched Okay Gavin just somehow shotgun a beer The Beer all over the place there's a trash can like not even 10 feet away Great I'm gonna get fucking pulled over speeding Be like no, I swear. He opened the beer on me. No, as soon as I was out of the podcast, in front of, you know, in a bar.

In a bar. In a bar. He's got the drunk tank. In a British guy, point alcohol over me. Oh, he dumbass. Gus, continue. What was I even saying?

He was like, I got you going the speed of speeding. Speed of, you're going the speed of drunk. And you go to the speed of jail, too, jail. All right, so you think about what you were talking about? Oh, I remember. So maybe this is a good time to now that we've launched. And people are actually watching the podcast to address people who actually are tuning in and watching.

But when we're watching. So tell us what you think. I will obviously, the people watching it now are going to be less interested in us changing the time, but if you're listening to the podcast, would it be easier for you to listen to a live stream or view a live stream if it was earlier in the day? Thank you. It would definitely be easier on production.

I mean, we have some great people who have been here for days, working like 12 hour days, and they stayed late to help us with the podcast tonight. Looking over there, I see Brandon, Lindsay, Kerry, I got some volunteer, Kyle, Michael, I don't know what the fuck you're doing here. My volunteer's over here, volunteers up over there. People have been here a long time working really hard. Thank you. We're staying light and crew. Yeah, lighting crew. Stayed late unexpectedly. Thank you. And Brooke, who's back there hiding?

Hey, it's Brooke. Hey, Brooke, what's up? Thank you, everyone, for staying late. So a couple of things I want to mention. Next week, next Monday is the last episode of season 10 of Red vs. Blue. And also this week, there's Kara, hey Kara. This week, the second episode of the machinima.com

produced documentary about Rishijith. Yeah, air. Info-not. Info-not is out. So look at her episode. Info-not on YouTube and see this episode, they talk about Monty. They talk about RTX.

And they talk about a lot about achievement hunters, well. They cover that part of Rishijith. That's been fun to watch that come out. That's been cool, man. How many is it, three episodes? It is three episodes. OK. And that's what I was going to come out. It's been cool, man. How many is it, three episodes? It is three episodes, so. Okay. And that's what I was going to say about forward on to Don.

That's six episodes. They're all about 12 to 15 minutes each. The reason why it feels a little slow in the first two episodes, is because it's a movie. Well, they're also longer. Yeah, yeah. The first time I think it's 18 minutes. No, even if it feels slow, it's well done.

Because you're being introduced to these characters. And it's like... What's investing you in them? Exactly. Like you actually like these characters. By characters by the time like shit starts happening to them I already smell like still beer. I don't know how that happens like instant Listen guys people on Twitter If you're watching the podcast now, I know that you like the time of the podcast now You don't need to fucking tell me that over and fucking over. Yeah, you know you get it

I might ask what do you think what the Disney buying looks feel I I get it. I'm going to ask, what do you think about the Disney buying looks film? I do. I know. I'm just asking that too. Also, how do we feel about Star Wars episode seven? Oh, man. What?

All right, well, let's wrap up. Let's wrap up. We're here late and people need to go. Wait, so you already ate, you already ate Gus, have you eaten yet? No, I haven't. Once again, I'm just a face carer. People want to know, are we going to make a podcast Let's Play? They want to see more left for dead.

Yes, we will. Okay. I feel like we finally, like my was, I wanted to get the podcast technology to a point where we were comfortable with it, where we improved. You know, we definitely have a little bit of rough start. I want to get to the point where I was comfortable with the quality we were putting out.

And I feel like we're finally getting there. So yeah, we're going to start introducing some new features, some new ideas. So here's the next couple. So Gavin and I will not be there. Why not? Because if we were improving the podcast, I would assume we would not be a part of it.

I'm saying we're both fuck us. We're going to do a science, let's play. There we go. That's a good idea. That's a terrible idea. Okay, well anyway, thanks for watching everyone. We will be back next week on Tuesday during the election night. And as always, anything we talked about will be in the link dump.

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