Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #192

Episode Date: November 15, 2012

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faster and easier to create a high-quality website, blog, or online portfolio. With professional The one. animated adventures for those of you who are not familiar. Yeah, which is probably all of you got a sweet beer to you. Yeah, and then we got some we got some regular people over there. You're you're Barbara. I bring it up every time your name comes up because I think it's funny. Yeah, I know you bring it up and you act like you're so offended by it all the time. His name. Yeah, well, I say I say Joe who makes the rich. Let's try to pull it.

Wait, wait, you sign your name that says RTA. That's that's Bernie. That's because Bernie made me do it. I do. I make him do it. Yeah. They guess me and you do it? It's all part of the joke.

Bernie try to play a prank. We do an intro. Shut up. OK. Do more intros. I'm Barbara. I'm Gavin. I know who he is. I'm Bernie Burns.

Welcome back, Bernie Burns. Thank you last week. Do you ever think I wish I could be that person? Have you ever thought that about anyone else? What? No. What do you mean what? You never wish you would stop.

How do you not understand that I want to be someone else? Like, I would like to know, like, I like to be, like, I was petting Joe today and I thought I'd like to live one day as a cat and there was like a giant's around me who reached down and rubbed my head with their entire like head-sized hands. You need the greatest massage ever. Yeah, but where's Joe? That happens to me on a daily basis.

Does it? Yeah. You live in a land of giants I want to give you massages. Yeah, why who do you want to live your life as? No, I just like sometimes you I've been never met someone to be like that would be a cool life. I'd want to be them Really, yeah, you met like that. No one. I'm just asking you like people maybe if you're unhappy with your life Yeah, like I'm pretty sick with my life. Yeah, the worst hypothetical question

But like you never see a celebrity. You'll be like'd be cool. I like to be called Johansson What do you call when someone takes a photo of himself idiot? No, no What's the word for like a camera? You call a self-shot. Yeah, you call anything word for like camera camera you call it self shot. Yeah, you call anything. I think I'm more. I met somebody recently who calls them selfies. Nah shot. Well, they're trying to start. They're trying to like start a new term. I think it might be an Australian thing. Yeah. And I never heard that the selfies. Selfie. Selfie. Selfie. Is that like self or like

self-phone? No, it's a self. Self. Self. It could be you either way. Yeah. But Scarlett Johansson took those photos of herself those self over who shoulder took a picture of her But fucking a wow, that's it was top-notch. I'd like to be that butt for a day. I question mine I don't know every guy always says that like one day in a woman's body. They just be like Way how quickly would you get bored of doing that? I'm telling you 23 years you don't get bored Every day it's like a new adventure. It's like part of waking up is just like jumbling around Yeah, we were talking with Barbara about Before we get to the measurement conversation which we had we started before the

Down check It was our sound check that we had the conversation We determined how everyone measures their dick whenever they do it and everyone's different. He measures all the way back to the asshole, which is good. We got a little extra stuff. Let's come back to the joke. So I'm upset about something and I don't want to let this go. So before the podcast, we decided we were going to take shots and we ran she out to dinner

when we made this decision. And so as soon as she we stopped and get liquor and Barbara goes, why don't we stop and get liquor? We have tons of liquor at the office. And I said, oh, that's right, I forgot where we worked. So we came back, I didn't want to shoot Tequila. We had a bottle of Republic of Tequila. Yeah. Republic Tequila.

Republic of Tequila. And local organic Tequila from here in the city of Austin. And it's a former sponsor of the Ruchertee podcast. In fact, we did a whole episode of the podcast where we're drinking that. So they got that down, and Jordan and Barbara took a shot of the Kila. They poured it.

I poured a shot of whiskey, and then Michael came out because he's having a catastrophe today. He lost all of his Xbox saves. He dropped his USB stick, and now they're all gone. Yeah, I was trying to help him before I had to run over here. But, go ahead. That sucks. Anyway, so I'm drinking whiskey.

Michael's drinking whiskey, and these two are drinking tequila. We take the shots, they both make this face, like that. Some mother fucker that works in our company, drank an entire bottle of tequila, and then filled it back up with one. With one? Oh my god, we have security cameras.

And though, the models are within the range, and I know someone drank that tequila maybe like two weeks ago. I saw someone so we just have to look to those two weeks to see Who drank the tequila and then we filled it with water? I don't know. I wasn't even sure that you were like, it's a bit watered down. Yeah, and Just straight up water that we just I'm gonna shot of I would be less annoyed about the fact that I got to add to Keela and more annoyed that I just Drank a shot of gammy old wool. I know Yeah, you don't know. Yeah, I hope it was water. Yeah from a Yeah, well you just kind of trust that when you're drinking something out of a bottle what you see is what you get

Yeah, you're also clear. They filled it with water from the sink. What if they just dunked it in the toilet? Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Did you smell it first? No, no, I think we're avoiding the main issue here. Is that there is a fucking rat in this company. Somebody filled a bottle of liquor with water. Well, do you think it was a prank?

Or do you think like they didn't want people to know? I don't give a fuck. Were they ashamed? It was a prank. I was all excited for it to kill. It's a prank if you experience the outcome. Yeah, I mean, you're there watching. If you fill in with water and you go,

Hey, Barbara, are you watching? No, sometimes you can set something up knowing that you'll never reap the results of what you just did, but just knowing that someone might is worth it. Like, just ruin the sidewalk or something like that. You never go to the corner. I blew the corner of the sidewalk.

Then you'd like go around the corner and watch and dig a little curve. Yeah, but then after a while, nobody gets the corner up. We can go out and reclaim your quarter. Then you glue a fifty-sid piece on top of it. You just keep like, I'm hoping the ante. But I'm talking seriously, full on which hunt. I want to know who did this. Let's figure it out. It's going to take... It's something someone doesn't know. Well, like someone could have just

drunk it, right? And then left it, and it would have been fine. It would have been totally placed. Yeah. Is the panel pop. Yeah. Just drink it and leave it up there if you want. That is a bottle, but like to refill it with water and take that fake illusion. Turn it into like a display tequila bottle. Yeah, in this organization, that is a dramatic violation of trust.

Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, the only thing I can think, and I don't want to, I don't want to say it, because if somebody listens to podcasts, the guilty fucking party who did this, they're gonna listen to it and have an excuse. We're gonna find out who did this. We're gonna find out And we're gonna say who it was in the podcast, right somebody. Yeah. Yeah, somebody filled that bottle with water somebody did it If anybody like anything in there, you know if you know why it was done

I'd be curious I would want to know I want to show you for a prop and they needed it to be full See don't give excuse. Don't start making excuses. Don't make don't start doing that Well, I'm the footage They're all way the empty bottles then use it as a prop and then build a water out Don't leave it up there. Yeah filling the bottle with water and putting it back is the problem that I've got there's that's Even Michael made the conogas where they afraid their parents were gonna find out I mean we don't have to worry that I think the responsible party should come forward because, like I said, the security camera sees that area and we have busted people for doing things

using the security camera before, including the Phantom toilet clogger. Okay, so. Now I have a bone to pick with you. You go to the security fridge way too much. Why not? It's there for us. Where is the cameras?

Whenever something funny happens in the office, I make him go and look. Like, we try to get the higher definition cameras for that reason alone. Yeah, just for more actually life You must have seen some crazy stuff though unless security cameras if you watch that stuff all the time I only go when there's reason to go it's not like I have it up all the time I'm like who stung up the toilet. It's not a reason I already footage that I know I have to pledge the toilet Like I was a plunge it and I always have to be the oil

I used to be I always had to be the one to buy and restock the toilet paper And I didn't understand why nobody else what fucking do I toilet. I was like a plungeant, and I always had to be the, well, I used to be, I always had to be the one to buy and restock the toilet paper. And I didn't understand why nobody else would fucking do it. I think if I was ever in the position where I clogged the toilet and then tried to flush it down, it didn't, and then it all came out, including all the poo and wee. I would just quit my job and leave. Oh, absolutely.

I would move, you would move counties. What would you mean I would get embarrassed, though? Oh, this does touch. One time, one time I was at an ad agency in San Francisco and it was a tiny tiny little ad agency and I had to take a dump really bad. So I had to have like, where's the bathroom? I was like, oh, it's right there.

It's like in the middle of the room where everyone works. Like, fuck, okay. So I go in there, I do my business, flush clogged. I was like, god damn it, no plunger, no nothing. I was like stuck there with a clogged toilet. Like, come out and have to ask the people, I'm working with like, God damn it, no plunger, no nothing. I was like stuck there with a clogged toilet. Like come out and have to ask the people, I'm working with like, hey, I just destroyed your toilet. Do you have a plunger or anything

that they have to go into the back of the store room and bring it out? So I should have just walked out the front door and been like, oh, fuck it, that's over. Man, I'd say whenever we used to travel and we had to stay in the same rooms, I really, really, that story that fucking Joel told that you animated Dickhead, that I went in the restroom when he was in the shower, which I did do,

but I did not take a shit. I want to go on record for the billion times. What are you doing in that? I just took a piss. I just took a piss. Oh, okay. Did you actually like clear stuff? I did clear stuff for the day. Take a look at Joel's junk. It was a sliding glass thing.

It wasn't like an opaque shower curtain. I don't know what it was. I think I might have pulled the curtain back a little bit. Why didn't you know? Because something like that. Why isn't the door locked? I don't know. Why, if he's so, you know.

Why didn't you try the door if you knew? Because I had to pee. And he's in the shower. I woke up and got a pee when you wake up, right? That's a normal thing. I think it's fine. I don't have the problem with it. I discovered something. But I was to say, when we were in the same

together, I would always use the restroom in the lobby. I wouldn't use the restroom in the hotel room. Let's consider a list of them. The shower. I'm saying I wouldn't destroy a bathroom. Do you ever feel self conscious if you're going to have like a loud, you know, go on number two. Yeah. And you know, do you know, do you feel weird if, you know, the TV's not on or something? You know, people are going to be listening to you.

You get the care fund? Through a little plywood door, you mean? Like, just separating you? Yeah, just separating you? Even at home. So, I have a really awkward setup for the bathroom at my home, where, like, the toilet and the bathroom, like I have a tiny, tiny house.

It's like, 850 square feet. And the bathroom is like right next to the living room. So in that case to answer your question, Jordan, yes, I feel self-conscious then, because unless the TV's on and like cranked, then you're definitely going to hear whatever goes on. I've never pissed so quietly and carefully as when I was in your house. So you know what I'm talking about then? It's like you're pissing like three feet away from people I think so to do the weight of the door as well. I like it's really light doors

And then everything's quiet and you can do everything Where's the pose when I was at your house? I just piss in the middle of the backyard in the middle of the About that for years When you're trying to piss quietly do you piss like on the side of the toilet bowl like I don't know how well I see a don't go for the water. I sit down. I was just work Barbara Duncan man November 12th I don't know how penis is work. I always sit down if I need to be stupid Well, I'm gonna stop talking. Yeah, I'm sitting in the middle of the lid. The biggest of the side. I'm kidding. Who was a woman now?

Can you? No, you can't fucking aim. Are you kidding me? I don't know. You can. You can aim. Just pinch. I know girls who would say this. Yeah, there's a scene in the full Monty where the that woman pisses at the urinal. I don't think you can. You can. I know girls who are singing this. There's a scene in the full Monty where the woman pisses at the urinal. You cannot be in a team. You're sitting. You can just modify your sitting position. You can modify aiming forward and backward, but not like that.

You can get like this and like that. You can stand up. Take your fingers and just tighten stuff. It's all about angles. Surely if you find the right pot, can you aim it like it's to jet? Or do you always just, I'm sure you can. We're clearly demonstrating our mastery of beam-blendering to be here.

I'm so glad I'm on today's podcast. It's fine, it's fine. It's OK, because you're here. Don't worry, you're legitimizing this. I just cover something awful at the convention in London that I was doing recently with Jeff. And it's good stuff. It's good stuff. And my friend Dan, there's a moment that I was doing recently with Jeff and Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott, Scott,

and my friend Dan. There was a moment where Ben and Jeff had, they'd left, so just Dan and I selling stuff really quickly. He was like, I need to pee. I was like, right now, I'm going to be on my own. He's like, yeah, I'll be right back. So he went around.

And then someone needed a griffball, so I went around the back. I found Dan pissing in a vodka bottle, like a one-litre bottle of vodka, and he was like, on the floor? Right, way behind, but it was like, there was just like behind the booth. Wait, I'm gonna give you some. So, I went round, and he just looked around and he was like, oh, I'm like, busted!

What are you doing? He's like, he filled that entire thing too! Oh, he didn't know! He filled it entirely, so like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, So wait a minute Barb you knew he filled it. Yeah, did you watch the video? Oh my lord It was from the back though. What does that mean? How do you know he filled it then? Because now you can see the ball You see the ball. Just turn away. See how he's junk But you just see it like it's all of them just go One time I had to we were at the old office downtown on Congress

We only had one bathroom there and we were up late the one night working on an episode of reconstruction at the time And I had to piss really bad and Jason was taking the world's longest dump. So I started peeing into beer bottles, and I filled four beer bottles. I began working on the fifth. It was like a moment of panic where it's like, oh, this one's filling. Time to go on. You pinch and hold for a second, and then like, so I had all of the piss of your bottles like on the counter right next to me. I just want to see that scene at a dumb and dumb away. Harry's like got all the

old and he's like trying to stay like I must have I must have better control of that than anyone else. I've never had I can just hold it. I can just hold it and I can also can you stop being once you start for a little bit not for like permanently. I think I just think I got valves I can just like talk in my defense I had I had just emptied all of those beer bottles that I was in refilling So I was in in dire need of basically just put it all back Yeah, I went right back

Back up on a shelf and had some I was amazed his aim because I've never pissed into a bottle not sure how difficult it be But he said his technique was he jammed his bell in and then used his foreskin as a seal around the edge So it was just like fine. Yeah, that would be the way to do it. Yeah, what if you're sure concise? I mean you're fucked You could just never mind And you can't dock as easily. Why do we always end up on like oh, we always end up on toilet conversation Did I started this week because usually I'm responsible when I apologize, but I don't think that was not I think I started talking about security

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a massive abuse of security can for the access everyone has access the same level of access So I know in your office right now and watch security can footage you can go from your computer and watch the security footage We used to go to too much detail We said more access than that and we turned it off. What used to, but I'm going to too much detail. We used to have more access than that, and we turned it off. What was the more access? Like online access that you could access. We could access.

I thought you were going to say like bathroom access. No, no, no. Yeah, there was a shower cam. There was a house I looked at recently where they had cameras all over the house, but they were in the house, not outside that. There were some outside the house, but there was some inside the house.

I go, I wouldn't want access. I wanted to want cameras inside my home. If you have little kids, is that what that's for? Yeah, I think it was for little kids. Yeah. People break it in, and then you've got idea on it. I just, man, I would not want cameras inside my house. No. Just like not knowing is like you're at home and you're space and somebody can just like

hack in and start looking at you. Next thing you know is a Truman show. Next thing you know, you're the dreamer show. Next thing you know, you're a crush and you'll boat into a giant wool. I would have gone with sliver, but you know, a show, yes, or just as well. Whatever. Do you ever ever figured that like you go to a hotel?

Absolutely. There's cameras everywhere. Absolutely. I always like look at air vents and like places I, you know, when I watch the videos online, where the videos are normally coming from, there's a new thing that's in hotels that I don't get I don't know what it is They're usually right inside the door and they're about that long and about that wide and they're a white piece of Plastic that then has a black square at the top almost looks like

Black shaded glass almost like it could have a camera in it and I see him in hotels all the time And I have no idea what they are. Is it a motion sensor for the lights? I might be. If anybody knows what these are, tweet me because I'd like to know. Yeah, that's like my new pet peeve is going to hotels that have the thermostat that's controlled by the motion sensor. So if you're gone from the room for more than like an hour or two, it shuts off the air conditioner. Look at your sleeping. I don't see that, that's another reason. Yeah, that's why it's stupid.

I don't like it. So, I paid for this room. I wanted to be fucking cold. I wanted to have an arctic room. I like to use everything like excessively in a room. Absolutely. I like to run the water for way longer than I need to. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

No, it's fine. Like, I paid for it all. Because I want to use it all. Because wasting stuff is like a little treat. I can't even do it. I turn the AC way down. Like, the moment I said foot in a hotel because wasting stuff is like a little treat. I'm not gonna do I turn the AC way down Like the moment I said foot in a hotel room. It's like 62 is what I said it's You guys are fucking crazy. I'll turn that to the absolute lowest it'll go. I like to sleep in the coldest room possible

Well, it's good because it's easy to get warm that it's get cold and when you're cold You can just wriggle yourself to sleep You can like cozy and then I, yeah, Bernie was doing that. You're spending the movie. What was that we were doing? I forget now. I forget we were doing it. Oh no, you were driving to the computer.

And my car's so little that you started going like this. The car's shaking the whole car. Well, that wasn't shaking the movie car initially. I was thinking for some reason. You're excited about something. And I just happened to move the entire car. We're just as bad. I don't know.

We still have Skyfall didn't we? That was all right. We still have Skyfall. I'm't know. We still Skyfall didn't really help. We still Skyfall. I'm really having issues with people hyping up movies. When anyone ever talks about a movie, now I'm just going to just ignore them. Because I was expecting that to be the best thing I've

ever made. And it was good. I can't tell if I'm getting pessimistic about movies in general, or if they're just overhyped. And I could just get disappointed in them. That's because everything's over. Perfectly entertaining. But people hyped it up. Like it was the greatest movie of all time.

People said it was better than the Avengers and the Dark Knight rises. All I think, because Sino Royale is still a better movie than that. I agree. Whoop. Well, I'm not saying she doesn't like Daniel Craig as James Bond. I don't mind him. I think there could be a better guy though. I'm totally cool with it.

I know there was, before he got it, I was talking about you and McGregor potentially getting. That's a great idea. He's hot too. No, another Scotsman. Maybe. What's that? I don't know.

I picture James Bond as like dark hair. Here's Broadway. Like very like tall dark and handsome. But you didn't like to go. Here's Brosman. Yeah. I could be James Bond. No, that he said that.

Just so MGM knows, I will play James Bond once they're ready to find cast new character. How good is your British accent? No, no, we'll see reimagining. Yeah, you're the one who's the boss. He's able to get into a bunch of... I wonder where the company will be soon. He travels to Chicago. So you're gonna be bristling up at the beginning of the podcast.

Okay, so I'll bring up the measuring pieces in a second though. But I want to talk about the topic of movies that are overhiked and shitty. So we've talked about World War Z as a book. Remember when Audible was sponsoring us? I had one of the books I recommended on audiobooks before we were Z. I listened to it through the Audible services. And I know a ton of people that were listeners of the podcast Listen to World War Z because we talk so much about it. It's great book loved it

Dude whoever fucking made World War Z and I hate talking negatively about stuff But I like the books so much though. They did not read the book. Nope. They did not read the book because I don't care about fast zombies or slow zombies That's whatever you want to make like 28, 28 days later, it's great. It's fast zombie. I prefer slow zombies. I like that. But you cannot read World War Z and think that's a fast zombie movie.

No, I'm just trying to think that. And also, a lot of everything that was shown in the trailer, nothing shown in the trailer look like anything out of the book as far as I could tell. Because none of the book takes place during the actual war. But they're going back and they're talking about it. They have recollections. They talk about the outbreak. Well, I mean, like the scene on the street is the great panic.

Like that's when the moment when it takes off. Like when when Brad Pitt's in the car with his kids and the tanker goes by and all the stuff. I mean, literally not literally from the book, but obviously that's the moment of the great panic when everything goes to shit. And I think they did it on a highway, out in the middle of a highway, is where they did most of that stuff, and they just chose to do it on a city street

for the movie. But the zombies, like, bunching up and moving so fast, they look like a title wave of people. What the fuck is that? What does that have to do with World War Z in any way? I mean, you know, like, I mean, World War Z was at its core, was about the inevitability and the inability to stop the slow menace.

The fatigue, and it's just, it's endurance. It's endurance. There's nothing about the World War Z trailer that to me that says endurance in any way. Like, and I hope I'm not spoiling anything here, but I could potentially be here for like 30 seconds and beware.

There's that battle in World War Z, the Battle of Hope, New Mexico, where they fight for like 30 hours straight, they fight. And that's just like wearing them down and they have the thing with like, tap people out. They're really resonated with me. That's not happening in this movie. There's no way. I mean, it's just like, I don't know. It's just, I was really, I like so shockingly disappointed. I don't think it should be a movie. I like Jack's idea about it being like a mini series and having like you know the stories that are told in the book yeah like an episode yeah like a band of brother style yeah exactly for HBO you guys watch walking dead

at all totally yeah I haven't watched last weeks you haven't watched last week yeah would you watch the one before yes okay that's the one everyone on twitter was fucking talking about like crazy yeah yeah oh yeah people are there fucking live tweeting during shows yeah what is with that yeah Would you watch the one before? Yes, okay. That's the one everyone on Twitter was fucking talking about like crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. People are then fucking live tweeting during shows. Yeah, what is with that? Yeah, that yeah, I don't know I never watch shows when they No, no one is sweet during a show live I don't know I don't find anybody that interesting that I would want to follow them during a live tweet of a show Yeah, like I don't know, I don't find anybody that interesting that I would wanna follow them during a live tweet of a show. Yeah.

Like, I don't care about your reactions, to be honest. Last week's, who's the worst for that? Who's the worst for that? I'm not gonna call anyone out. Call someone out, who's the worst? No, not gonna call them out. Who's the worst? I don't know anyone, I don't follow.

The only person specifically for the walking dead that I know who I follow is Ray with live tweet, but he doesn't spoil anything. Yeah, but you're saying you still care about his reactions. Yeah, the reaction. Yeah, because I'm not watching. Like, I don't want to read a tweet that says, no. But it's okay.

I got you. But Bullard doesn't have a lot of tweets. I mean, he has, he's like a heavy shout out to Ray. Shout out to Ray. Like, he's have a lot of tweets. I mean he is he's like a heavy shut up to ray You know I discovered that ray didn't know what an OB-GYN was really yeah, right serious Yeah, well it seems like that would be critical in his day-to-day life. Yeah, that's the kind of thing. He should be on top of hey has a girlfriend Yeah, you have a in the Johnny. You know you can be standing up. I didn't form you. No, no, you can aim.

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you're standing in the hallway, like awking, this massive piss straight down to the bowl. I can't do anymore because I guess the diameter of my p-hole got like big enough to it's not go- I said anymore because it grew a little bit but I can't I can't really do anymore but I used to be able to like get some serious this like three or four meters away and just like yeah but then it's pretty nice off yeah yeah I'm like I can't and then you got to, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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place in the book god damn fucking internet why are you in bothering I don't know what should you do that like scrolling really mad very great last night you were you were on your phone on just watching you that like scrolling and getting mad. Very great. Last night you were on your phone on Twitter and you're like looking at you like can we just be done with Twitter? Oh, I just ended on Twitter all the time. You can just be over. The person I follow on Twitter that always ruin stuff, it's really weird. It's clippy-b.

He doesn't give a shit. He'll be watching a show and he'll be like, oh look who died, so it's okay. You motherfucker, I'm in an airport, you know, and he doesn't care, doesn't give a shit. So if there's ever a show on that I want to watch, like Game of Thrones or something like that, I absolutely cannot like pay attention to Twitter. That's your problem, not Cliffy B's problem.

Do you think so? You think just don't follow him? If it's someone who has a history of doing something you don't like, just don't follow right? I know like I know on Sunday nights if I see if I'm going through my my Twitter stream and I see a tweet from right Nope skip that is that true. Yeah, just in case Yes, I'm follow who is the most tweets in this office in the office right? Right probably I think 30,000 tweets wow

I just broke 3000 even have a phone Three years in my I only have 3,000. I need to even have a phone. I don't have a phone. I don't have a phone. Three years in my home. I only have 4,000. I only use twire on my phone. I don't even. Well, here while you're looking at that, I'm going to read this thing here.

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I've seen the trailer for Fly. I really want to watch that. What happened? What do you get? I got a tweet during I was just looking at my tweets during your reading and someone sent me this picture. We just threw up on the screen and I I'm laughing I'm funny I'm 1000 times you haven't seen the huge manatee look up huge manatee wherever's on that computer look up oh the huge manatee is Gavin is on that computer

I can't be bothered to ask it now you don't it's just a hidden bird it's like a it's like a manatee instead of the hidden burn anyway But fly um yeah, I really want to watch a Gus gets a boner for flight disasters Yeah, we're talking about the crash of air France 4 4 7 the I want to play this going down. Would you have a burner? I'd be like nope god damn it I knew this showed a fucking thing whatever if you're in a plane that's going down What would you do? Do you have any kind of plan whatsoever? Nothing, you can't do anything. Yeah, fuck if you can't.

Jump out. I jump out. I would totally jump out of it. You can't. How? You just take the door. I'm in the exit room all the time. I'm doing it.

Those won't open that altitude. What's that? They won't open that altitude. Why? The fucking plane is failing. You don't think the exit's going to open. So you pressurize the cabin. Jump out.

Okay, you pressurize the cabin. You can like with that. Maybe if the cabin's already pressurized, there's already a hold. You could already get out of it. Well, there you go. Jump out. What's your problem? Like, can we open the exit door of the cabin's pressurized?

I don't know. They're locked. They do not allow you to visit, like, the door will not open if you're at altitude. You have to be on the ground for them to open. Well, now, what if the machine tracking altitude fails and it thinks it's on the ground? I think it's just talking about the physical mechanism in the door. How hard is it to break a window to play? and it thinks it's on the ground? I think you just talk about it. I think it's a physical mechanism in the door.

How hard is it to break a window in a plate? Fucking hard. It's really fucking hard. There's like four layers. Give me an umbrella. I'll do it. There's like a plastic layer. It's not a piece of plastic in the glass.

What is it? It's like plastic. It's like heavy plastic. It's like thick, thick, thick plastic. I can absolutely get through one of those. Oh, no, on a long flight. The problem is Gavin, is that the window is like that big. Yeah.

And then your head would like jam in there and you get like maybe one shoulder through and you'd be fucked. No, I was actually a problem with a plane. I don't remember what airline it was. I want to say it was like a 737, where this guy went to the bathroom. He had a window seat. Came back down, sat in the seat, and right when he did that did that it caused microphysers in the fuselage to connect and it made His window blow out and created a hole next to his

His seat and he started getting sucked out like his arm We're hanging out of the plane and the other passengers had to grab him and keep him from flying out of the plane and pulling back in Holy shit. Didn't we talk about this really? We talked about it. Yeah, not on the podcast We talked about who we're trying. Yeah Jordan. I I just saw Flight, which I thought Washington was really good. You didn't want to see that. Yeah, you would love to be a flight attendant. Really? I don't know.

I see it. I heard nothing about this movie in any way whatsoever. The first time I saw a trailer for it was literally the day before it came out. It was a banner ad on the CNN website. I was like, fuck this? It's a Washington, it's a pilot, sold. You also showed us the site. I'm watching this flight radar. Flight radar 24, which shows all of the planes It's a Washington is a pilot sold you also showed at the site Play with Gus Bras being it with the finger

I'm watching this light radar flight radar 24 which shows all of the planes that are in the sky at that moment Yeah, look at the US. It's fucking crazy. There's a lot of planes out there. Yeah, we're not fucking around We're going places like Pesitive either They're like two Looking at like Houston and Dallas, and it's just like clusters of planes. And Barbara's like, let's see what Toronto looks like.

And it was like, why? Why? Hey, there was quite a few. More than Nine of it. They go back to Gus' shot first. They go back to Gus' shot. What's up? Why are you still laughing?

You're not pretty, but why don't you tell me any? I'm talking to your piece. Tell me. You're just spitting your sister disappearing out of the shot. Next shot just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

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However, he still has less tweets than he has followers, which I think is kind of a barrier. I think actually the most in our office now is Ali. I think she has no- Oh, Ali Bates might have that, yeah. Barbara Colton Roberts wants to know if you're single. Yep. Here's his avatar.

That's a dude. What do you think? Sup, baby. Are you single? Barbara? You your single. Yep. Here's his avatar. That's a dude. What do you think? It's a baby. Are you single? Barbarian single? Yeah. Okay.

Kara apparently thinks that pissing in an arc would be really fun. Kara wants a new answer. Kara, let's get you a funnel and let's try it. There's a little... There's a little... A funnel. A funnel will just dribble out the end, wouldn't it? Unless you have the little... No, you can like aim yourself and...

What, you know? Barbara, I'm gonna Google some stuff for you here. We're gonna teach you how to pee standing up. We're gonna teach you how to pee standing up. We're gonna teach you how to pee standing up. We're gonna teach you how to pee standing up. There's apparently a cardboard funnel type thing that they sell to women. Cardboard. They could pee. I don't know what it's really.

It's plastic, I've seen it. So like if you pee standing up, it folds out into the thing where it like goes under you and like come down You can use it for travel as well. Yeah It's got like a little spout to go into a bottle There's some reason people are asking a lot about your slapping can you talk about that for a second? I don't know if you could see that. That's the new in the store the Ristery slap-ad similar to the achievement hunter one It'll probably be up tomorrow. Yeah, it's coming out for sale soon. What? See if you do it from there. Hit you from here Oh for sale soon. What? So if you can do it from there. Hit you from here. Oh, oh, close. Almost.

I'm sad that you don't like it. So yeah, and the Chief of Hunter went to back and stalked us. We got this. We got this. We got this. Oh, look at that. We got this. Wow. Jesus. Apparently we were prepared for this. You're welcome. So I would get a picket.

You grab it. You grab it. Kyle. Kyle or a stage chain is going to come back here and pick it up. Full of manager. What? Kyle is floor manager. Then I'm going to cut back Kyle before you get off screen. They are the same format as the achievement I'm not gonna be that was really really good. I'm gonna say I'm gonna do mine. Yes, if you miss

Oh I thought you were just gonna ignore it and just throw it right at my face. I thought about it. I would prepare for it I never passed that at this point. It's gab and I would have prepared for it. I would pass that at this point. I didn't get it. I didn't get it. I would have done that. Ready? Just like that. All right, there you go.

All right. I'll get a chance. We're going to get caught by a crowd. Yeah, so we have a couple new things. We have the Root-Sit-Slapp bands. Do you have that shirt here, Barbara? We have the Root-Sit-Podcast shirt and the Root-Sit-Logo shirt.

We have the Root-Sit-Podcast shirt here? Yeah. We know. Not here. I thought we did. Oh, thanks. Go. Yeah, and then we have the AH Boy Band poster. And then we have another, there's a Minecraft. Let's play as a draw in one for you guys.

And that was drawn by a fan, actually. I'm not going to try. I'm going to do that. I'm going to catch it. Should have hit Gavin in the face. So it was your opportunity. OK, before we came on today, we did have a sound check. And we were, we got somehow in the conversation,

we did talk about how we measure our penises, how that happens. The mind, it wasn't a do you measure your penis discussion. It was a how do you measure your penis discussion. You guys were all natural assumptions. Now, when was the last time you measured your penis? That's a good question. It's been several years for me.

I think it's been a while since you've been five years since I've measured it. Why did you measure it five years ago? I don't know, I was probably bored. Why not? Why did you measure your penis? And why did you do it? Look a decade ago, maybe.

Yeah. I know it's been done before. I was letting have to use it. I don't think it was a big reason. I don't think it was a big reason. I don't think it's much easier to move on from pissing in an arch to other things. Then I posed the horrible question to Barbara, which was,

have you ever measured the depth of your badge ever? Have you never thought about it ever? No, we don't know. Stick and measure upon. I listen. Here's the question. I think people, I think people want to know stuff. People want to know's metrics it goes back into like weighing your shape stuff like that It's just metrics that's a good boy. You guys have a 45 minute conversation about measuring your feces I bring up measuring a perfectly normal thing and people act like I'm a fool. I'm agreeing with you

Okay, good. Have you ever once in your life wondered or asked a woman how deep she is It's kind of important to know when you're packing once in your life wondered or asked a woman how deep she is. I don't know. I don't know. Well, it's kind of important to know when you're packing, but I'm packing. This is where Claire Baby, how deep is this? Hey, people saw that Luigi picture from last year. That Halloween costume I had was all dick. That was all gross. Did you guys talk about that last week?

No, we did. We linked it to you. How dear Lord. How long costume is it with Dick? Gus wore a child's Luigi costume. Or Luigi costume for a 10-year-old. So it was really tight in this general area. Was it more old Dick than my costume?

No, your costume was definitely more Dick than mine. Got you, Pete. What did you do with that thing? I just hung up on a hang-up. Where did you get that from? Like, I bought online. I googled penis costume and bought the first one. It was $57, well spent in my opinion.

OK. Plus shipping. I googled penis mask and I got a picture of Gavin. What? Because he's a big head. If you look up stupidest person in Britain, Gavin is the second result. Who's number one?

Is it Carl Pilgrim? Somebody sent that to me. I forget what it was. This is not true. There's a phrase, British Dolt orke? Somebody sent that to me and forget what it was. This is not true. There's a phrase, British Dolt, or something like that. I want to say, look it up. Here, I'll look it up here and I'll find out what it is. Please tell me Carl Pilke, it's number one.

He better be. Yeah, he should be. You're in good company, then, my friend. Yeah. Well, nothing to be ashamed of. Those, I hate plugging another podcast, but the real hit your race podcast is really fucking funny. I just started listening to it.

I've lived listening listening for a while. They'll have that show, the animated version. You better watch out. Did you ever see an idea of Broad? I've seen a little bit of it. Yeah, I watched a couple episodes. It's really funny. It's pretty funny.

I don't think it's as funny as the podcast. This is more chemistry. It's Carl Perkins in different places. But it shows you that Carl Perkins isn't just a dumb idiot. He's actually very witty. He's very quick-witted about like his observations. Yeah, it's editing. Yeah, probably. Yeah. You can't find it, but I know it's almost sent it to me again, I'm sure, and it's, it's, you're the second result of something. No, screw that, I'm glad you can't find it. Why? Because

then I'm not the dumb, the second dumbest person anyway. No, because you're not in the UK anymore, you're over here now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, in the UK anymore. You're over here now. Yeah, you're our problem. You're well above number one over here. So you're in town for the week, Jordan. It's interesting watching you work. I don't know if I've ever seen you actually create a mini venture before. I went into time lapse screen, like from beginning to end.

Yeah, I hope I don't spoil anything for anyone, but I saw you drawing ground beef today. Yeah. And like you had a picture of ground beef up for reference and you're like looking at it. I'm drawing it. So I was like, do you do it? Do you do it? Do you do it with a mouse or a tablet?

Yeah, just a mouse. I don't have a tablet, so when I started I just used a mouse. I love the idea that that's so good. Made with a mouse. Yeah, like I'd lunch going to home slides to the day. I was like, use I started, I just used a tablet. I love you, I did that. That's so good. We made it a mouth. Yeah, like a lunch went to the home slides of the day. I was like, use a mouse or tablet, said, mouse. Do you want a tablet?

Because we have a tablet. I'm off this time to get whatever. Yeah, but yeah, I felt I could feel people like, I mean, your office with Barbara because Adam's not here right now. But I'll be like working and then I can feel someone like watching me. I'm like, oh God. Like the pressure builds. Actually, I was doing something. I was like drawing a mouth and I was trying to be really careful and then Ray came in and he's like, do you know where Gus is? And I'm like, grrr.

Diggle a line across the screen. I was like, you scared me. Well, it's one of these. I saw you drawing like someone's arm and you're like, drew their arm and you spend a lot of time like on the width of the arm. And then you can do what? Oh, it's multiple strokes. It's multiple strokes. you like do their arm and you spend a lot of time like on the width of the arm and you get what? Oh, it's multiple strokes. It's multiple strokes. You do this with your fingers and you were like very deliberate about where the fingers went. Like you do them, you like, you erase them.

You do them again, you erase them again, you do them a third time, then you erase one of them and then read you down and out. There's no fucking way you put that much timing on the arms. It's the fingers mostly because they got to look like they're actually doing He doesn't look like there's one way like I think it was the mass spec one where someone's like doing that and someone's arm Yeah, it's a Crazy the amount of time like it like the arm like bring it so I thought I thought it was one stroke Yeah, I said you put like that much time into the little details like, bring it, I just thought, I thought it was one stroke. And then you realize that you put that much time

into the little details like that. Yeah, it's a lot of work. You're used to just one stroke, right, Gus? Oh. One stroke, you done. One stroke, so role, that's really. So how long does it take you to draw a person? How long does he draw me?

You, you're pretty good. What did you just draw me once and then? Yeah. He's it again. You're pretty easy Gus was the easy like this is still like original form some people I like redone but I was a redone oh yeah I read I did do your eyebrows and is your end of the you don't like about your

received animated adventure character no not at all like the stringy beard does about the you'd all like when do you guys have a stringy beard I don't know it just seemed to just looked right. I think it makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. You have like a patchwork kind of stringy. It's like here and then like stubble. It's like when I was a teenager. Yeah. I like how all your women look the exact same with like you. You that's Bernie's number one can play, but you defended me when he brought it up. The first time is that the hair. Yeah. The only thing I can work with is the hair, really, because especially the girls working here I mean yeah the

Carolinsey we all like similar like height similar face shapes it's just our hair that's different so you go shut up Bernie I want to show you okay okay Jordan is the best dress male I know yeah without being puts in the most amount of effort no no no you're talking about you. You're a straight dude, right? Tell me if you like the ladies. You're pretty totally pretty snazzy dresser I don't think I could pull up brown pants. I don't think he was always a snazzy dresser I think that's a thalya influence am I right there? Yeah a little bit. Yeah, my wife loves thalya and all of her updates I always like thalya always has like thalya thalya whatever she's always a bikini

She's she I was like awesome outfits. She wears like a dress drink of milkshake. She's very, very stylish. She takes very stylish photos as well. Did you ever do stuff with her? Was that supposed to be me? Like stuff that makes noises and sounds. Just say it.

Did you ever ask her how deep she is? You were supposed to have the tea guys there. She's going to get a depth line. Did you ever ask her how deep she is? You're a must-have-the-take measure. Jesus. Jesus, go depth blind. Earlier when we were doing the Sandcheck Barber says, it's a lot deeper than you think. You can't really just measure. I said, they make tape measures up to 100 feet.

You can... I thought... What do you think about it? You give a burst through that. Yeah, but it technically goes all the way up. What'd you mean? Well, into your stomach, what were you talking about? Into your uterus.

Yeah, but you can't. Let's go into your uterus. You can't knock your uterus. Yeah, but you can't go into your You can't know the uterus The actual depth of a giant wasn't actually that great. I don't know like four inches or something Nothing right home that it's like skyfall I'm not that great. Hey, nothing right home. That's like skyfall. Oh, it was in the back wall. Well, you prepare to answer questions like that. If you're going to ask Jordan about.

Oh, yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, answer. Grilla, bring it. No, no, really. What? No, if you can go get it. Oh, yeah.

I'm sure he's getting it. Can I take you some? Get it? He's the fucking king of asking questions that he can self-own answer like what like that like what you just asked Jordan Like I've ever done things. I've ever done things. I've been following her early. I know what's that? Yeah, right you know what I'm talking about like you can get information out of people and then refuses to give me an information himself like what any private information you give up nothing which is a good quality But then you shouldn't go ask another people about it. Absolutely. I should not much nobody knows anything about me

Yeah, you want to share anything today Come think of anything. Yeah, all right big shock there. Yeah, I think of something I can got it. You have no good example of this. I do have good example Ask them a question then well It's just like whenever whenever we're talking about people there They're more and now yeah You should be like I even gave you out here. Well, it's just like whenever whenever we're talking about people They're dating other people now. Yeah, you should be I even gave you out here. I even get out here like people always wondered about you and Barbara Have you and Barbara ever dated before ever? No, never we've been friends for eight years. Okay. That's what people probably are getting that

So what would it take Barbara your single? Yeah, what would it take to for you to date like somebody who watches the show? Like, how would that happen? Barbara, God, let me just say something. Let me say something. I might know part of where this is coming from. Barbara got a really creepy flower delivery today. Did you? Yeah, I got flowers. I got flowers delivered to me. I don't think it's okay, it's not that creepy. It's very sweet. It's creepy. It was from your admirer with a phone number. That's fine. No name. That's totally fine. It was just, I'm not going to call this number. I'm sorry to whoever sent this, but I'm not going to call you because then you're going to have my number and I don't want that.

I'm sorry. No, but that's okay. The guy's somebody's making effort, take a shot, whatever. I don't think that's the only way I would say it. If you're making an effort, you write something. You don't put from your admirer, tone number. OK, I get what you're saying. No. That's not an effort. What you're doing is you're making the other person

make the effort to come back. It's like that passive bullshit that people do. You say, what would you say if I said that I liked you? It's like, well, just tell them to say, I like them. You're saying that Barbara gets the flowers. She feels good about the flowers. But then she literally doesn't know who's You say, you're saying that Barbara gets the flowers, she feels good about the flowers, but then she literally doesn't know who's sending them

so she can't do anything with that information. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. It's passive to the point of not existing almost. Yeah. It doesn't exist. There's nothing there. It's flowers and a phone number. Okay. She may as well have written for a good time call. But there is a weird thing. The difference between romance and stalking is really the end results, right? If the person actually likes the person who sends the flowers, then it's not stalker ishing creepy, that is romantic. You also have to know who the person is for it not to be stalking.

Yeah, I guess how you get it's no Somebody like someone you can't reciprocate liking someone if all you know is a phone number Barbara Physically showing up over here No, you keep going otherwise we get endless packages tomorrow. It's very nice the goal, isn't it? Listen, I appreciate people's bravery like if someone't it? That's the goal, isn't it? That's the goal, isn't it? Listen, I appreciate people's bravery, like if someone hits it me, hits on me, not hit that. If someone hits on me at a bar, hey, I admire that.

I'm not gonna be rude about it. I'm gonna be like, I'm sorry, I'm not interested, but you're a sweet guy. See, that's good try. I couldn't go through with that though. I couldn't handle that rejection. Gavin has a crippling fear of rejection, which makes no sense to me at all.

Yeah, I'm, I'm dying But you have to, like, call out to the female's perspective. We admire it. Yes. No, it's part of social contract. No, we admire it's someone trying. Yeah, but I don't admire being told I'm unattractive and they don't do anything. You're not unattractive. I'm not unattractive. It's true. You are unattractive. I'll tell you that. You're unattractive. But you have endearing qualities. And you just might not line up with that person's particular taste. Yeah, but I don't want to know.

For time. Who is the hottest person, hottest celebrity, that you don't like, that is not attractive to you? I don't like it. But everyone else seems to like this person, and you're like, you don't see it, what's that? Angelina Jolie. Really?

No, super-fix. Don't get it. I'm with Gus. Not into it. You're with him? Yeah. You don't like Angelina Jolie? I'm gonna, superfugget it. I'm with Gus. Not into it. You're with him? Yeah. You don't like Angelina Jolie? I'm going to get a lot of shit for this.

Go ahead. Brad Pitt. Really? Just. Somebody in the room just mown. No, I heard a. Like a gas. I just like, I don't know.

Who was that? That was me. What? I'm not into red pig. He's not my style. I like guys who are, I don't know, a bit like with the darker hair. Really?

So if you dyed his hair, would you like red pig? Maybe. You are superficial. I'm not that I don't find him attractive. I'm not like. I'm not like a man attractive guy. I just like, there's guys I find way more attractive than that. No, people have a certain type,

and there's nothing you can do about your type. You're attracted to somebody or you're not. I've never just hit the hair color thing though. Like some people like, I don't like Brunette's. How? How is that like, how, blunds it out of the window? Well, then who's your, who's your prime example? Who's the fittest woman on the planet?

Uh, Emma Watson's pretty hot. Emma Watson. I don't get Emma Watson either. Really? She kind of looks like a little girl to me. I, you know, mine's, I see Natalie Portman. I never, I never got it. She's hot. I don't get Emma Watson either. Really? She kind of looks like a little girl to me. She looks like a little girl to me. You know mine is, I see Natalie Portman. I never, I never got it.

I like Natalie Portman. I really never got it. I also, as, as, as, as weirdly enough, I never really like Cindy Crawford. I didn't understand why Cindy Crawford was so popular. Yeah. But they, and they look very similar. You have a type though. I do have a type.

Like all the female celebrities who you talk about who are into, they are short, slender blondes. Is that true? Yeah. Okay. Cheryl, what's her face? and they're like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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She was Jack's wife in law, back at her son. What are you doing? I'm going to have to ask her. Back how far is church? So did he fix this? So wait, no, who was your celebrity that you don't like? Well, he's not an answer, because he asked the question. I think Maggie Gyllenhault is one of the most unattractive women of all the years. I don't like. Well, he's not gonna answer because he asked the question. I think Maggie Gyllenhaal is one of the most unattractive women.

I don't think anybody... I don't think people do. I do like Maggie Gyllenhaal. I think she's attractive, but I don't consider her to be like a boss. You are aware she looks like a horse, right? That everybody likes. I'd listen. I mean...

Did you ever see the movie? I'm gonna go like a Gyllenhaal. Secretary, she looks like a painting. No, rain in it. Yeah. She looks like a painting that rained on Yeah, it's kind of drooped the saddened way of places dear Lord. I hope no one ever talks about me like that Ever as a person that's pretty terrible

You're afraid of rejection, but you just call someone like the most awful thing I can imagine He's probably afraid of rejection because he knows how harshly he judges Yeah, you know what else? Jules like that too. Jules judges people like. No, I didn't judge people like. You just called Maggie Gillette Hall a painting they got rained on. I don't judge anyone.

What's up? No, I wouldn't like this literally. I don't know what it was even being. No, but I would never. It's different there. That's just like, that's what she looks like. Come on. It's not my thoughts just like that's what she looks like

It's my father's he's kidding. He actually looks like that Okay, so come up with a better one than that who's with somebody everybody else finds hard that you just don't get I know there's someone I just I can't think of it really. There's there's got to be someone who I think all the time What's the big deal? Uh, okay. Holly Berry is another one for me. Holly Berry is hot. Holly Berry is hot. Holly Berry is hot. No, it's just like, I recognize, it's different.

I recognize she's attractive, but I'm just not attracted to her. I'm the same way that I've hit. Right. Do you have a racist penis? What's that? You're only into white. Let's go with libido. Yeah, I think I might have a racist libido.

Do you have a racist penis? No, I like Harry Halliburri. I like Rihanna Why I don't know I'm all about it Yeah, I think she's a moron, but I'm all about it you guys we get along. Yeah, you got a chance How about you barbed you have a racist libido? out of you guys we get along. Yeah. You got a chance. How about you, Barb, do you have a racist libido?

Not racist, but yeah. I'm only attracted to a certain type. Certain type. Yeah. And it's not because I'm racist in any capacity. No, I give you say. You can't help that. You can't help who you're attracted to or not attracted to.

But you like dark hair. Do you like the dark hair and guys, though? It honestly, that's what I'm usually attracted to. But I mean, I dated a redhead for six years. Yes six years. Wow how long you dated for when you were 16 to 22? 16 to 22. Wow that's an odd point in your life to have a 16-year relationship. Yeah it's a very developed mental period of your life. Yeah. I dated somebody for six years too. When from between out of time I was 19 to the time I was 25. Yeah. I dated somebody. Yeah. Also six years. Yeah for six years too. Went from between nine of the time, I was 19 to the time I was 25.

I dated somebody, yeah. And then I was also six years. Yeah, I was also six years, yeah. I just mathed. Very good. I also said it was six years. Oh, I didn't hear that. My name is Phil.

Oh, like humanity. Primes you a little bit there. Yeah, but it was, it was, it's interesting to look back on those years and think that I dated one person from like, the first half of like 20 seconds. Yeah, and that was like the end of high school and all of college for me. That's pretty much all your teenage dating years, honestly.

It is, yeah. How did you have the attention span to stay six years with one person? You know, she was, she was a good lady. I liked her a lot. Um, really good. I've been free, proven that he's really a fine catch. Yeah. How did you have the attention span?

No, I mean, it's a young age. It's the age when there's so much going on. Well, that was part of it, too. I was in school. I had a job, and I was making my first movie with Matt in college. And all three of those things combined, it was just insane. I basically had two jobs and was making a movie.

And that's how the relationship fell apart. You get comfortable, though. That's the the relationship fell apart. Was that comfortable though? What's that? That's the thing you get really comfortable in that situation. Yeah. What do you mean? It's like that person obviously becomes your best friend, and it's like, you have to.

I just get sick of people. I'd be like, can you believe for a while? Well, yeah, that's why you don't live with them. Yeah. So you never lived with them. Nope. I don't even know if they live with them. Once you move in, that's why you don't live with them. Yeah, so you never lived with them. Nope Once you like move in that's like that's like a huge step. Yeah, like all your shit's there if you want to break up What's like it's a pain in the head like shit? I do it because then I got to move all the stuff out I gotta get a you all gonna get some mover if I have a move them with someone

I would also secretly rent another place that they didn't know about Ladies, but it's catch Ladies, you ever watched it now? Anyone ever watched that HBO show six feet under, but when the father dies in that show, it's like one of the subplots. They discover that he had a one bedroom apartment that the family didn't know about, and he didn't have an affair or anything.

It was just a place he would go to sit and be quiet. It was like his quiet place. Isn't it good? Isn't the assumption though, if that happens? Isn't the assumption that they, I'm trying to tear this bottle cap out. It's like his quiet place. Isn't the assumption though, if that happens, isn't the assumption that they, yeah. I'm trying to tear this bottle cap out. I'm sticking a work in the mover. That if the guy has another place, it's for an affair.

That's totally the assumption. Yeah, that's like I was far from it. I wouldn't even use it for an affair. I would do the same as that guy, to just sit in it quietly. I'm all about having your own space and your own time apart. Like I cannot spend every waking moment with someone else.

I need to have my alone time. I'm like a dude. But marriage isn't like that, right? I mean. No, but even like dating someone, like I don't want to spend every day. Oh, so you're just saying you wouldn't move in. I also don't want to be too familiar with someone. Like I don't ever want to be able to fall next to my girlfriend.

I always want that to be like, oh, I need to, you know, I need to hide that. Like keep it secret. I know what I don't know what it's the best. That's the best. No, I always want that to be like, oh, I need to hide that. Like, keep it secret. I know what I want. The only thing I want to do is I won't take a dump in front of my wife. What does that mean? Like, does that? Who takes dump?

I'll still lock the bathroom door. I'm saying that's the level of. Now listen, I'm walking on a pissy, I don't care. Nothing. I was very comfortable. I was very comfortable. Let me ask you a question. So as far as she knows you never poop no she knows like she could smell it It's right by the living room So she can hear it too

Now this is the bathroom podcast so you're in the bathroom. You're in the bathroom. Okay Doing your business. We're not gonna go to details here, but you're the bathroom go to your business and Somebody touched her talking to you're the bathroom go into your business. And somebody talks, they're talking to you through the bathroom door. What was that? Somebody starts talking to you through the bathroom door. While you're in there, do you answer, and is that a massive violation of etiquette?

I answer, and I say, let me do my business in peace. Everyone talks and trading. Everyone talking from the bathroom always talks how I pitch that. You know what I mean? In a minute, fucking hate. Girls tend to go to the bathroom together. You talks high pitch, though. You know what I mean? It's a minute fucking hate. Girls tend to go to the bathroom together. You guys all know that. I know that. That's annoying. When you go to the bathroom with another female, don't talk to me while I'm in the stall, please.

Right. If we're both in the stall, just piss. Finish when we're at the sink, watch your hands. Okay, you can talk to me now. But girls who are just like, yeah, so like, would you think about that guy? That was something like that. Okay, high pitch like this. That bitch wouldn't write up. I pitch like this. I pitch what right up. Yeah, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I don't want people talking to me in the bathroom. I just don't want that. But I had a bathroom moment today. Where? OK, go on. I'm more of the few people. This is going to sound just going to come up.

So let's start off on here. But it's going to go way down. So I want you to be the showers in the company. See, we're up here now. And then I was in there like cleaning out my clothes and all that stuff. And you have the boxes on the floor right now. Because she shoot me out of the bathroom. So it's a big bathroom. Barbara walks in and said, Oh, because she saw me in the bathroom. Well, the door was open. Yeah, I'm in the side bathroom. It's like two rooms are a bathroom basically. And I'm in the side of the

shower just putting stuff in my bag. And she goes, oh, and she goes to leave. And I just sit out a reflex. I go, oh no, I'm just cleaning up my stuff. Go ahead, come in. I'm like, you want me to just go in the bathroom and you just sit down. So Barbara, he was like, I'm the bathroom. Why did you just stay there? Why did you go, no, no, it's okay. I wanted you to take your time.

It was so unbelievably awkward. You just stayed there. Why don't you do it? No, no, it's okay. I wanted you to take a shower. Too far inside or something? I don't even know. It was so unbelievably awkward. And then I had to let move past her to get out the door. It was way too much. It was way too much. It was way too much. It was way too much.

Oh, my God. You know what, it was gonna make eye contact, either. It was like, good. Well, I'm in here now. It's a hundred day. Oh my god, I can't imagine. We started talking in high pitch voice. It's not exactly, it's really fun.

It's a hundred day, good. What counts as indiescent exposure? If I just open my... Why do you need to know? If I just open my trench coat in front of someone in decent exposure. If I have a picture of my penis and show it to someone, is that in decent exposure? It's an extreme.

You showed, when we were at an event in LA, you showed a video to somebody that I thought was remarkably inappropriate. That you would just show that to that person. Oh, yeah. I know. That person remembers me. He showed, and we're not going to go into detail who the person was, the woman, and he showed her

on his phone a picture of a penis ejaculating in super slow motion, because that's what he's known for as being the slow motion guys. To be fair, she only saw about a second of it and then she went, oh, okay. That's enough. Before I showed it to her, I fair, she only saw about a second of it and then she went, oh okay. That's enough. Before I showed it to her, she asked me if I'd ever film that and I was like, well you know, do a lot of work, a lot of stuff going on in this line of work.

You want to see something? And she was like, I absolutely do. And then she was, I showed it to her. She was like, oh my, I didn't just blast it in her face though. That I think that could have gone, you're talking about indecency exposure though, that could have gone poorly for you. Why? It wasn't mine. It's not yours, but it's still indecent Is it and they're exposed is it the reason the reason I asked because we'll be more indecent than showing someone in a Jacket

What would be worse than that? Where the spectrum would that fall? I was wondering... I was wondering if this was decent. I was wondering if it was... I was wondering if it was... I was wondering the other day, because I thought... Everyone has tattoos. I was like, what would I get if I was going to have a tattoo? And then I thought, what if I had a very high resolution picture?

Oh boy. Do not. Of my anus. Oh my poor. And I had that tattoo on my arm. Now, it would be one for one, my my anus. Oh my poor. And I had that tattoo on my arm. Now it would be one for one my exact anus. Is that an indigenous exposure if I show them it? It's offensive. I wouldn't say it's an indigenous. But they wouldn't know what it would be out of context. But you're not exposing anything. But it's a one-to-one picture of your anus. People

know what the fucking anus looks like. A one-to-one photo of your anus. God. There's there's I've always seen really offensive and no business tattoos doesn't work at 2D. That's a look like a real nob. My actual anus tattooed to my arm would look like an anus. Now you have to do it. Would you really do that? Yeah do it and find out. Sure. Someone color isn't it? I one point I convinced Jeff I was gonna give him a thousand dollars and he would get my face tattoo and he was gonna do it because that's the job yeah obviously like Steve you remember that yeah he was definitely gonna do it too

I don't remember where it was I think maybe I was on Jimmy Kimmel the other night there was some guy who auctioned off space on his face. I was this space to be tattooed. The auctioned it off on eBay. And someone paid him $4,000 to tattoo the Romney Ryan presidential campaign logo. So he got it right there on his face. For $4,000 it's it.

Probably as much as like this. It's gonna be a relevant space. It's gonna be a relevant four years anyway. It's a relevant now. Yeah, that's true. a relevant four years anyway. Relevant now. That's true. Do you think Mila Kunis is attractive? Absolutely. I'm attracted to Mila Kunis.

She was kind of a waste of space though in the book of Eli. And I really like book of Eli a lot. Why is she a waste of space? I don't know what that character did. It is never a waste of space. Okay, fair enough. That's why she's in the room and the space is instantly. I saw Ted, which I this is this is another example of hype.. Okay, fair enough. She's in the room and the space is instantly there. I saw Ted, which I, this is another example of hype.

I had nothing about that movie. I assumed it was terrible. Watched it on the planet. It was really funny. I much enjoy a movie that I know nothing about. I'll agree, those are good. Yeah, it's super easy to get like too excited for a movie and just be disappointed.

I just don't want trailers now. I want to see a title of the movie. Who's in it? And then I'll be like, I'll see that. I want to trailer. So it's a trailer. It ruins it. I finally saw the Avengers this past weekend. Yes, you did. Hello, welcome to 2012. Welcome to the year 2012. Like I was born like a Saturday night. So I put a movie on and so I started watching the Avengers and my wife started watching it. And Esther got really got into it. And then after you know, she would watch the Avengers win the movie and she's started watching it and Esther really got into it and then after You know, she would watch the Avengers when the movie and she's like wow then we was really good. Let's watch Iron Man now

I was like okay, so we meet with the vendors in Iron Man. She finished Iron Man. She's like oh, that was great Let's watch Iron Man 2 now. I was like well, it's like 2 in the morning Let's take a break. Let's watch that one later. Yeah, she's getting it all caught up a gateway drug for her One thing to do the Avengers. Yeah, she's getting it all caught up. A gateway drug for her. One thing to do eventually. I haven't seen Thor, Captain America, Hulk. I haven't seen any of those. Just the Ironman movies. So it's like I watched Thor and I was so disappointed early in the Avengers and I was like, oh shit. Yeah, this is like Thor's. This is the Thor story. Yeah, I was I was I was worried. I thought Captain America was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It's really horrible.

It was really, really shit. Did it leave a Thor spot on you? Even Hadley Portman couldn't save it. Really? Yeah. I love it. He needs a milacune. What do you say?

You say Thor wasn't good? Yeah, I didn't like Thor. Thor was awesome. Thor was probably one of the best Marvel movies. I thought it was fine. I was concerned about the Avengers because it was like the Thor villains and the Thor story. Yeah, like I hate a Thor so much. I really? Yeah. One of my favorite moments. I see Thor. I'm asked. Sorry, yeah. Oh, it's streaming like six months ago. So you started streaming after it came out.

Okay. I think the people who liked Thor a lot were the people who saw it in the theatrical run and had no expectations for the Thor movie. When they announced it had no more expectations. I did you more expectations. Oh, did you? Yeah. I think everyone kind of went into Thor with low expectations. And most people I know really liked it a lot. In fact, most people at the comment about Thor was,

it was a lot better than I expected. That's what most people said about that movie. I know it's going to sound really weird, but I like Stullin's car's car. And I was happy to see him, but still couldn't say it. You look at him, you're not important. He's everything now. I really like that moment in the Avengers

where Thor was waiting for his hammer to arrive in his hand. Like, he's like crap, so he's just like this. And it just comes wicking in and out. I think my favorite part of that movie is probably everyone's favorite part. And spoiler if you haven't seen the Avengers, but when the Hulk takes Loki and just like slans in the ground. Oh, he's like, you're in the middle of a movie. He's like, smacking. And it's all four times I saw that movie in theater.

Everyone in theater starts like a party. It was just crazy. It was so sad. It a little down by the leg in the middle of a sentence Yeah, like And then he just like slams into the ground like fuck you There's buddy. It's funny. Out takes actually. I've got the Blu-ray where he's doing that reaction after he's just been slams We're trying to be like and he just keeps laughing How ridiculous the series it's like any incredible So it seemed like that where syndrome keeps talking about how he doesn't want to go on

to Lil' Equiz, like, oh, there go, I'm so liquid. That's a good movie. We had met a guy at Comic Con that was the face model for Syndrome. I forgot about that. That guy, he came to our booth and we were like, we were like, what? And then he did this half smile thing

that was just unbelievable. And it was like, oh yeah, you knew somebody to pick, so they used his face for the- Are they making an incredible suit? I don't know. I don't think that they are. I heard they were a long time ago. And then that thing.

The guy who wrote Toy Story 3 though is now the person who's been assigned to write Star Wars Episode 7. Is that confirmed? Because I keep- I only heard that from one person. Yeah, I don't know. I read it online, I don't know what you mean.

That's about, you know, as much like... But you read it like on a new site and not someone's Twitter. Yeah, I'll look it up right now just to make sure. You didn't. I didn't work. It did. It was the worst of that. It has to be on a flat surface.

It has to be on a table to revert right on. That's right, I know. I mean, I've never seen that thing where what people can do, where... If you have, there's a wine bottle bottle or something and you just slam down on the top, it makes all the liquid lift from the bottom of the glass, but there's no air in there to vacuum. So when the water slams back down into the bottom of the glass, the bottom of the glass comes off.

So you can actually trash the bottom of a wine bottle. I think you're, I mean, you wait over it's wanting that. I know that you can take a bottle of like beer bottle. You fill it up most of the way like right here and then you just hit it like that and then it compresses the whole thing about this coming up and coming down shit. No, it means that the liquid lifts from the bottom of the glass because the glass is going down, but the liquid isn't right and it creates

There's no air but there is a gap There's no air that would be absolutely has to be something you would shoot for slow-mo guys I'm going to give I've always assumed it was just a compression to it of you humans Yeah, I can't come up and there it doesn't create a vacuum does it? Well, how would I mean like that action is what breaks it and cracks it and the air has to rush it? It was cracking and breaking it pressure from you There's no pressure. Yeah, what pressure in here the pressure atmosphere one atmosphere in the bowl that you'll have in the fucking air atmosphere this pressure

No, I think I'm just saying I don't know I've never I would like to see you film that Yeah, I'll find out I'll do it. But you must have seen where you start of a vacuum being enough to hold the water in place though that if you wouldn't rise up to us. Yeah, I think that's what I think like it's trying to come up, but it can't. And the suction which coming created in the bottle compresses the atmosphere on it. Yeah, but when you shoot a bullet underwater, you create a big like bubble, right? There's no air in there though.

I haven't seen that either. So shoot a bullet underwater. You'll see in slow motion, you'll see like a big gap where there's the water's been pushed aside. It looks like an animal. But then, let me explain that. Isn't that just water vaporizing because of the high temperature at that point?

Where does it go, though? It bubbles up. No, it doesn't bubble up, because it goes like this. It goes back in. Right, because all of that bubbles up and then the water comes back in. Everything that wasn't vaporized fills the void. Do it again. What's that?

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And I said, there's like seven other people of this fucking building. Why, why does he have to go? There's that moment in the middle of your interview for the machine and the thing where he just put, he just leaves and puts his head on you. What at the start Like I shouldn't I start the documentary he immediately like jumped up on my side I was like well great. I got this now to get a deal with he just gets so many pets when it comes here So we are trying to find Joe a new home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's true

Like Lindsay like something a picture of Joe's litter box the other day It's like somebody's responsibility clean out a cat's litter box, you know, that works here. And so they film it. Well, we're trying to find a home and, but people keep asking me, how is Joe so chilled out? So Joe was my cat. My ex-wife Jordan gave me Joe, like, I guess six years ago at this point, and I got

him when he was like a kitten like this big and I would hold him every single day like every time I saw him I come home I pick him up and I just walk around with him Took down to my arm and he just got totally used to it and Joe is now at the point where he's like a cat where he's the only cat I know that you can hold and Handed someone else and they can take him and hold him and the cat doesn't freak out It's not even just holding him it's holding him in the most awkward Contorted positions upside down Lindsey did something really funny with him. Yeah, she just grabbed him, it's holding him in the most awkward, contorted positions. Upside down. Lindsay did something really funny with him.

Yeah, she just grabbed some with one arm, upside down, and just like carries him out. Or like, spin him around. She made him, she laid him on the ground, and then just spun him around. And he spins like a top. Yeah, stops, and then gets up and walks away. But he doesn't run off like you would expect

into a corner. You're like, here comes Lindsay. Demonstrate. Lindsay's going to come demonstrate the proper Joe holding technique. Come here. Kidney. You also act like a Ketkiger Praktor for him.

Yeah, but we're not going to see that. Can someone adjust? Yeah, we can see it. Do we have a shot? Probably. Yes. Oh, there we are. Ready for it.

He seems like he loves it. Did you put it? All right, so what do you mean? He seems like he loves it. He just chillin. I love it. It's like a normal cat. You expect him to take off. He just comes right back. You also act like a chiropractor for him.

And you crack his neck. Yeah. You're like a lizard right a break. Lily did something really funny today to Miles. I think she was walking up the stairs and he was walking down the stairs and he was just like, oh no, you're not getting past me, like what's the past or something. And he's wearing like a pearl snap shirt. She just goes, and just rips open his entire shirt so his like entire naked chest is exposed. And he's just like, whoa! She ripped his shirt. Yeah, well it's snapped so it's okay.

Yeah, that's really funny. It's an easy way to get around around that road shut. Yeah, well, it's but it's snap so it's okay. Oh Yeah, it's really funny See easy way to get around around that roadblock. Yeah, just undress people so red versus oh my god Red versus blue was nominated for you know, that's a problem with reddit I actually just put a photo and gav saw it. Oh, that's nothing reddit has become like a gorsite That's actually someone just put a cherry on their phone. Yeah. And it looks like they cut their thumb off. Oh, yeah, I'm through the graph. I'm telling a little about that.

But we got nominated. Reverse blue got nominated for two IAW TV Awards. We were nominated. Congratulations. That cheer from the other room. We got nominated for best supplemental material for all the stuff that we put on the DVDs. In fact, where is that?

We were in box that right behind you. and I got one right over here as well. So that thing has Brandon Craig me from wrong nine hours of supplemental material on it. I want to say yeah eight hours 42 minutes. Eight hours and 42 minutes of supplemental material. And then also we were nominated for best animated web series. So the IEW TV Awards are going to be January 8th in Las Vegas, so we'll be there Hoverly accepting awards for best animated web series. And in other news, there are other animated web series. There's quite a few actually. You guys won last year for Best A-Mail Web Series, versus Blue.

What we should do is we should all have a go animating just the way you do. See if we can get them to your standing. I think so. You were saying today how he spends just like so much time on the arm and then the hand. Yeah, and you spent like so much time drawing that ground beef or whatever that I'm sure is going to be on screen for like two seconds. Yeah, it's like you spent so long drawing that.

It was really big and then I just shrunk it down for like you know, so it's regular size. Do you do it like to style or is it like? Yeah, it does. So you can like stretch stuff out regular size. Do you do it like to style or is it like, that's what it does? So you can like stretch stuff out really big at your own. You have very big nostrils. No, look at my nose. And check this out.

Jesus, look at that. Oh, gravity. My head is there. Thank you so. I know you're complaining about Reddit becoming essentially a gorse site. I pretty much don't click on any WTF links anymore. There needs to be a different designation for gore versus sex.

They start doing that, but it's not always instant. A mod has to go in and add, not say for work, gore. So a lot of times you won't see it until later. I don't want to look at gore stuff. I don't mind the occasional nude showing up on my desktop. I should have really mad if people try and shock me with that kind of stuff. Yeah, I hate that stuff too. It's like screw you. Yeah, but Gavin, you vomit over the thought of wet bread. So, don't get me started.

I made my, I don't know if we ever released it as a video. No, he didn't. Gavin, you got ol' gaggy over the sound of, uh, Come on, don't you? Mammoth cheese in Skyrim? I actually threw up. Did you look? What's Mammoth cheese in Skyrim? I actually threw up. Did you? What's a mammoth cheese?

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It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a...

It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... It makes like a... That's a base to it. That little guy got some base Eat it. I am I made Michael Okay, don't make that explain it. No, I'm gonna chunky if I do that. Gavin a dared Michael to dunk wet bread and water and then eat it apparently that is the worst idea in the world to Gavin

I don't know why it's so gross but Michael just dipped it in and like took one bite and Gavin like took off to the bathroom because he just couldn't watch it. See Gavin I want to warn you the reason we're getting rid of Joe's because he throws up on the set if you throw up on the fucking set we're getting rid of you too. I have to just focus. Breathe. Think about baseball or something. So are you the kind of person who, like, if you were on a plane, I saw the people throwing up, would you throw up as well?

The kids threw up over his tray next to me, and it was like dripping down the sides and like near my legs, and it was one of the most. I went in the bathroom just to stand there for a while because I was so sure I was gonna throw up. Did I ever tell you that story of what happened at my elementary school when I was in, like, that grade? We had a cafeteria that was in the basement of our school.

And we were all eating lunch, it was probably like five minutes into it. And all of a sudden, I hear screams. And I look over, and then there's this puddle of brown and yellow liquid like seeping through the hallway of the cafeteria and I see kids just like running. There's three kids throwing up. I'm just like wait what the fuck is that? The fucking sewage like pipe or whatever burst in the cafeteria. And just started spewing shit and piss everywhere.

I just started spewing shit and piss everywhere. There it is. I just fucking took off. That's because I'm picking awful noises. Wow. I hope his mic is picking those up. There was like a rumble. Yeah, I'm ready. Jemini bumps that are actually inside your throat.

Yeah. They're gonna make it out. It hurts. Yeah. I had to, I talked about it at length when it happened in my house, but I had to replace the main sewer line coming out of my house like two years ago. That was a fucking undertaking in a house. Your cell, why didn't you pay for the raid?

No, I paid someone. And I had to wait, I had to watch him dig up the old one and put a new one in. That was absolutely disgusting. Do you always have, does anyone here have like, cesspit or is it all pipes and stuff? There are people who have septic tanks. Yeah, I used to live in a rural area, and the people next door to where my grandma lived had a septic thing.

And it would leak once a month when they run an empty and it would just make the whole place smell like shit. You have to empty septic tanks? I was figured that it was like, it degraded itself. I guess, yeah, it makes sense. I never thought about that. like it degraded itself. I guess yeah, it makes sense. I don't know why I never thought about that. Yeah, they still have. They still have.

Hey, you got a family with a will. They'll fill it up. Oh, well, I think I talked about it on the podcast already, but I watched a documentary on Netflix streaming. We don't we call dirty work. Can I say something? We're not going to say that anymore. The whole thing about we may have talked about this before,

or we may have said this on the podcast before. You may have said that before. Let's just not say this, let's not say that it's acceptable that stuff is gonna be repeated. Almost 200 episodes. Yeah. I saw this documentary on Netflix called Dirty Work and it followed like three different people

who had unconventional jobs that were typically frowned on by society. One of them was. Isn't it called Dirty Jobs? No, I think it's called Dirty Work. There's a show. There's a show called dirty jobs. This is an older documentary.

And one of them was a guy who worked on dead bodies. Like he was a beautician for dead people. Yeah. Did their makeup and stuff. And another one was a guy who collected bullsemen. And the third guy was a guy who cleaned septic tanks and like, fixed broken sewer problems. And he talks about... It was this guy from like rural Alabama. And he talks about, it was this guy from like, rural Alabama.

And he talks about the first time he ever encountered a backed up septic tank. He said, he walked out there, it was like sloshing through the waste that I come up to the ground. He like dug down, opened up the tank, looked in, saw it overflowing. And he said, he put his hands together and said,

thank you God for finally showing me what I meant to do in my life. What? Well, and he was like super enthusiastic. He loves his job. He's super enthusiastic about it. I'm hesitant to bring this up. But the Meg64 guys talk about this video online called

Septic 5. I think that's it. Oh, God. It's a fetish video of people who are in feats. That's enough. All right, we're done. OK, it's just a guy in a separate tent. We're're done. It's just a guy in a septic tank. We'll all die.

It's just a guy in a septic tank, guys. That's all they do. But it's on YouTube, and it's just like, it's just a guy. You don't get the point that he's in a septic tank until he comes up, and he's just rubbing shit on. What, what do you do to YouTube? I'm so used to it, guys.

We're done. Don't put it in the link dump, no punting. Oh, so you can only link dump no PUNCH Linc dump that We click at your own risk We just put it out there. We don't force people to get it Going This is my goal. Oh, interesting. So this guy who was clean septic tanks in the documentary Had been cleaning them for so long. I've been doing it since I think you know the early

No, he said he had been doing it since the mid 60. And he talked about how throughout the years, like when the birth control was first introduced, he saw, or first widely available, the pill, he saw a decrease in the number of condoms in septic tanks. And that with the rise of HIV in the mid 80s, that he saw an increase in condoms back again into the tanks. So the stories of sept subject and can tell. He also has a collection of stuff like, look at these surprise, I'm going to dent you.

It's going to be fun. And you know what, guys. No, no. No. Think of something else. I don't know. I can't think of it. I can't.

Oh, God. And his wife would work with him. It comes out like she digs them up. But the best thing, anyway, this isn't gross. The most interesting thing he said was, he's like, you know, there are a lot of people in the community who turn their noses up at me and who don't want to shake my hand or don't want to look at me. But when they have trouble, they'll always come calling. Like, he's like, I'm always going to be needed, no matter what people think about me and my job. Okay, great. Like he's like I'm always gonna be needed no matter no matter what people think about me and my job. Okay great Because people for him. I guess people

I love you too. Yeah, if you to choose between those three jobs, what would you pick? Seaman the bullse even collector really I would beautify dead people. Hey did I ever take you guys? Do they make up and shit put them that's out but I also like embalmed and like Sucks organs out. Okay fuck that Wait, why do they what do they have place the organs with? He also like embalmed and like sucks organs out. Okay, fuck that. See you then. Wait, what are they, what are they going to play organs with? Just embalming fluid and...

Oh, just fluid. Yeah. So you just kind of like a big, blobby, floppy buddy. I don't know. Did I ever tell you guys about the time that I got Greg Keneer fired when I was in college? No, no. Okay, so that story.

Um, so when I was in college, there was a buddy of mine, Hingsonim was Dow. Dow, D-A-L, that's his name. And in fact, his name was Dow. His name was, I want to say Dow, Alvin Lachos. So his name was also his initials. And that's awesome. I've always wanted my middle name to be you,

that way I could be D-U-S. Oh really? Yeah, so the Dow had no, and, I'm sure, Sirola. Dow had a job where he worked for the state of Texas and he would make agricultural surveys on the phone. And in college, you give all your friends shit, you just give each other a bunch of grief. And one of the questions he would ask in a survey was, you know, are you rancher? How much livestock land you have?

How many acres do you have dedicated that? How many head of cattle do you have? So my joke to Dow was always that for a living he counted cows for the government. That's what Dow did for a living. It was a small part of his job. But then there was this show on Fox. It was called Best of the Worst. And they had a thing where they're trying to find the worst job in America.

And it was one of these network shows where they had like a satellite distribution thing down through like local radio stations They were gonna find the worst job in Austin then the worst job in Texas then qualify for the finals of worst job in America and be crowned it So I was up at like I was up all night so like five in the morning the local radio show comes on and They were looking for the worst job in Austin and so I thought I love pranking my friends. I get on the phone I go I call up again on the radio and I just want to get on the radio It's all mattered and so I went to the screener and said my name's Dalat Shah I count cows for the government and they said you do what I said I count cows for the government and so then I get on they put me on the air and I'm like they go we have dowel in the air

Go hey my name's Dow how y'all doing and they say what do you do dowel? I count cows for the government and I went to this whole long spiel about like And they say, what do you do, Dallas? I count cows for the government. And I went to this whole long spiel about like, counting cows and how it's important, and like, don't, like, look down when you're counting cows, because you might step in something. So I go to my test, my chemistry test.

I come home that day, fall asleep, because I've been up all night studying. I wake up for dinner. It's 6 p.m. I walk down the second floor bulletin board has a sign that somebody written a note on it saying hey Dow call the radio station you won that contest and then a big question mark next to it I was like what the fuck is this and I was just happy because I had recorded a tape of My appearance on the radio is down. I was gonna play it at dinner for everybody

So Dow wins the Austin contest. He wins the Texas contest. He then qualifies for the top five finalists in the nation for this best of the worst jobs in America. There are worse jobs in county counties. Well, they come out, they come out, that's what remind me of, because it came out and recorded it. There was a woman who picked ticks off of ducks, I remember. There was a guy who cleaned out with a bulldozer cleaned out an

industrial chicken coop underneath. Wow bulldozer chicken shit bulldozed it and then there was two other jobs which I don't remember and then there was Dallas thing where they like they took him out he never talked to anybody he only had to talk to one group of people that was when they came into film his package for the show. So they come out and they dial us as well. He even forms them. He says, I don't really like go out and count cows because I'm on the phone and I make the surveys.

My friend just did a good job. He said, oh, don't worry about that. We got this. So they went out and they got some land with like hired a local rancher, let them use the land. They gave Dow a cowboy hat and a bull. And he's like, you need to get a zone and he's out there one two three they film this really funny package Dow wins the national contest he won like some

big cash prize he won a trip out to Hollywood and there was his brother older brother Rob was I knew him as well so Dow wins a trip out to L.A. and he's like yeah they're gonna fly me out to LA and I can bring one person. I go, really? He goes, so I'm gonna bring a rob. And I'm like, fuck you! I'm the whole reason you got in the contest.

And so they fly him out there. They fly out, they record his segment where he wins and they bring him, they had a cow on stage. They get in the game. One. They get in the game. They're in the game! They get in the big bucket check check they record the whole thing

Then this local reporter do you know John Kelsow who writes for the state statesman? Yeah, he's like a hacky kind of Andy Rooney Dude, but hey, don't hate him. Hey, don't fucking hate him. I know you hate him even more So he calls now. It's a tale this local college kid won this national contest You know tell me about it and tell us about is, well, that's the funny thing. It's all a big joke. I don't really do that. It's only part of what I do in the film, the whole package.

So John Kelso goes, oh, really? Huh, hangs on the phone, calls Fox in LA and says, I think it was Fox and says, are you aware that this is not a real thing, that this is a hoax? And Fox is, we were not aware that thank you. They fucking canceled the show. And they, like, replaced Deltz house package and his winter that they filmed in a way

with it the i think the woman who picked it's off the ducks ended up winning bulldozing chinkishat's worst but going way worse but they didn't bring her out or anything like that because then they just straight up canceled the show and six months later we're watching e uh... channel e entertainment news and there's a show called talk soup on

and we're watching it with great canier and doubt's a show called Talk Soup On and we're watching it with Greg Keneer and Delwells and goes, hey that was the guy on the host of the show that I was on and we looked it up, sure enough it was fucking Greg Keneer was the host of the show that we accidentally got canceled and then Greg Keneer ended up on Talk Soup and he's a fucking Oscar winning now actor. Wow. Wow. It shows you like one dumb decision can affect the world and it's quite a big one. Oscar winning now actor. Wow. Wow. She does.

Yeah. She shows you like one dumb decision can affect the world into quite a big one. If I ever met Greg Keneer, I swore I would tell him that story. I bet we were the guys who fucked up the game. Why did he show it to us all? I guess that day, if you weren't upstudying, there was like so many little variables that contribute to that. Yeah. I thought the end of the story was going to be like some cow counting firm.

I thought that was like, you're hired. A cow. We. Let me see best the worst is even on the internet. That fist pump was not caught on camera. It was epic nonetheless. Yes. I probably was so honest though. I just got along with it.

Well, the problem was is that once everybody was totally I think okay with it. Like, oh, it's what you do. It's funny. It's still part of what you do, so we're just gonna kinda play it up a little bit. As you do, I mean, they're trying to make it good for TV. But then John Kelso, because he talked to Dow, then tried to paint it like it was like some elaborate hoax.

Or scale. I think the grand prize was like $15,000 in a trip to Seattle. That was supposed to be a joke at the time that Seattle was not a place you would ever wanna visit. So, it was kinda- It will be, it's onth. Yeah, it was like a best of the worst prize We're going to Seattle for that a child's play charity dinner December 6th. Yeah, yeah, we are I might not be going. Oh, that's too bad But I do want to go best of the host best of the worst grade can I'm looking forward to to that to that to that dinner?

Why I like I like going to Seattle.. I like the Charles played charity dinner. It's a formal event. Yes. So I'm excited. Oh, shit. I need to get fitted for a tux. Do I need to wear? Yeah. Do I need to wear my suit? Yes. It's a like you're going super formal. I know last year it was a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to dress up. All right. You want to go with me tomorrow? We'll get measured for a tux. No, I'm going to suit. Hey, you got to suit.

Yeah. We're talks. No, no, we're a suit. I wouldn't say we're a suit to this. All right. Robert Kuh, who is the guy who runs Benio arcade, and he's probably one of the best dressed men that we know. Definitely the best dressed guy.

It's all about Jordan. What about Jordan? Video game industry. Yeah, Jordan's a, Jordan's like a close horse. Do you get asked if you'll gale up? No, not at all. You don't. Just by you twice now.

Why do you want to know so bad about it? He just looks really good. So you think... I guess you can ask him if I'm gay, but... No, you look like shit, don't worry. I don't know. We talked about gay people wondering why we're not dating. I don't know if Gavin actually has a fear of rejection

or if he just doesn't want to put in any effort in play whatsoever. Well, you know, he puts some effort in because he got that stupid ass shirt made. Yeah. Tease it. Keep calm and tease it. Well, Gavin's kind of like me in that sense

that Gavin will go so far out of his way and spend probably way more than he ever should. Just for a joke. Yeah, for a joke. I don't want to wear this. I don't want to be seen in public with this. I've been working in an office maybe 15 feet away from you all day. I just noticed it right before we went to life.

Yeah. Uh, an hour and a half. It actually arrived today. So I changed off with you. Have you ever asked a girl out on a date? Like you date on a regular basis. I have. You do.

But you do go up a date. I would like to go out, go out with you, and we have a good time. If I'm sorry about absolutely not. No, no. But just if you're only when you're drunk. Yeah. I went after a dude.

What's that? I went after a dude. Yeah, who'd you go after? Someone? No, who named names? I'm not going to name him now. Who's a jordan. Yeah, it's kind of, I'm single, but.

Yeah, but it's a person you're seeing now. Yeah. So it's one of like, what, five people that I know? No, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. So yeah, but it's a person you see now. Yeah, so it's one of like what five people that I know So you asked him out. Well, I didn't ask him out, but I made it very clear that I was interested in him What the fuck does that mean? Is that such a girl comment to make I made it clear? I told you your boobs Well, I'm a dude in a bar if I make it clear to you that I like you is that enough? It's like I'm gonna make it perfectly clear that I'm attracted to you Well, the situation was we were both dating someone at the time, so this is scandalous

No one could ask each other out that's scandalous so I said hey, I got a crush on you. I'm just gonna put it out there Oh, no, no, that's then that's cool actually. Yeah, I approve Is that the only time the only person you've ever done that with no? I've done it too if you you just so then so the guy broke up with the girl he was with not because of that Well, I don't I don't know what I Was like two days later. I am quite charming Puns are amazing my puns are very hot So how would you deal with how would you reject? I don't give a fuck.

Like you got to a random go in a bar and say, hey, you do whatever you do. You burn it on her. And then she says, give it the full burning. She basically goes, nah, how do you deal with that? Before I got married,

I just, I dealt with 28 years of rejection. You've been with me in bars when that's happened. You just go, okay. No, what happened? Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think about the last time. The place where we went where I said.

You always do pretty well in front of me. Well, that's, well, no, that is the thing. It's like, you say it's a fear of rejection. But if you don't have a fear of rejection, then you find out you actually do just fine. You know, that's the catch 22 of it. Is the fear of rejection gives you a lack of confidence

and a lack of confidence undermines you. That's what I have. Remember the super cute bartender? Where the whole glass is conversation and she came out and drank with us for a while and came out and they weren't real. Yeah, and they weren't real. When we were, this is a while ago,

but we were at that bar, I asked her out and she said she was in a relationship. Which they were like, That's not turning you down. That's saying she's occupied. Barbara, that's a turn down. That's a rejection, right? I've said that before when it wasn't true.

Yeah, but at least she's not saying, no, I'm not into that. That's better almost. But either way, the result is the same. It didn't affect me. It's like, that in a room, my evening, I'm like freak out or anything. And you don't start to think, wow, what's wrong with me?

No, no, we went back to the table, but she said relationship, does that mean she's dating a girl? We don't know. I'm like freak out and he doesn't start to think wow was wrong with me. No, no, we went back to the relationship She said relationship does I mean she's dating a girl? Then we were all curious about that. Yeah, yeah, no, but that's I mean, I am you worried I'm not in plenty of Don't you don't get your own head about that stuff like I think Bernie's perfectly right like one you you start undermining your own confidence Which then I just need to have harder to do. You can't sabotage your decision. I just need to have a few drinks and I'm absolutely fine. You think you're absolutely fine.

You should film yourself and then see. I mean, I'll be fine. Slur and rep. Can I at least I get placed in? Can I say something a little crazy too? It's like, to me, it's interesting as a guy that you can ask somebody out and you can actually get an honest answer, yes or no, that they're interested in you.

I couldn't even go to friends that I have for years ago. Hey, do you like me? Do you like hanging out with me? Is that something that you want to keep doing? And expect to get any kind of answer or a direct response. You know why that is? I'm happy with this. Because they don't want to ruin the friendship.

Girls who you're just meeting at bars, you don't know them. They don't care about hurting your feelings. Yeah, they don't give a shit. Let's be like, sorry now. Yeah. Fight off. Barbe me a drink. Yeah, that's what they'll do.

They'll pretend to be kind of on the fence about it. Maybe if you buy me a drink, I'll consider it. Pee-hee, winky. Really? No. No. I'm not that much of a bitch. You would not take a drink from a guy

you weren't interested in, right? I have before. Maybe some of you weren't a fence about. People have come up to me and they say, hey, can I buy you a drink? I'll be like, sure. OK. Now that's different. So that's their lead. Can I I buy a drink? I'll be at church. Okay.

Now that's different. They're so weird. That's their lead. Can I buy you a drink? Yeah. Okay. That's a social contract then. You're obligated to talk to them for the length of that drink. There's been times where I have been that person sat down talking to them.

There have been times where I went, I think. Wow. I'm going to get that. You're going to get a drink. Honestly though, that's not so bad either because that's like what? Five, seven bucks bucks somewhere in that range And then you know then you know if that person's interested or not and that's it. What if you You saw someone

What you saw someone like he's at a table and he's like hey Come over here and then you go over and you have a drink and that and then he goes to the bathroom But he has a really like gammie leg and he has a massive limp, but he's like limp in a way. With that turn you off. Yeah. Did I play Jordan? You need a guy like John? Did that turn you off? Did you know that guy looked like?

We know that status that Jordan is gay. So welcome to that. Jordan, yeah, welcome to the rest of your life. Now he was talking about your sister. Don't worry. I just confused around you. You're Jordan. Just what? Just you're the one who

animates him and it's like some of the most viewed Root-Root-Root-Root-Root videos. Just put him in a dress now. We're done. You can like play the game and can be like your dress up doll. Like the cutout. You just put like dresses and like bows in his hair. Just fold my clothes on behind my cardboard. It's really trying. Yeah.

Yeah, you're on record. Apparently it is. I don't remember saying that about Monty. Yeah, I don't remember a month ago. I'm still in the Senate and he even brought it up last week when he was on oh he did Yeah, he talked about it some more. Hmm apparently it really affected him because he he talks about it every time he's on the podcast Now he's proud of me. Maybe it's really maybe shaking him to his very cool. Maybe he's interested Shaking him to his very cool. Maybe he's interested Weink want you buying with drink and then mimple away All right, well, we're we're pretty much at time at this point

So it's it's time to wrap things up. I'm all for I can interrupt me Bernie Uh, yeah, yeah, so I was reading Twitter to see like responses here and things like that Um, look at you look at all short non-camera now. Who you? What's this? No, he's fine. All right, hold on a second. I'm trying to figure out what people are asking about. There's no way a guy looks good with an iPad. I'm sorry. What's that?

What if it's an iPad mini? How do I look? That's even worse. That's even worse than iPad. I guess we're not going to cut to a thing. Why don't we cut to it at 30 minutes? How do I get my iPad? Try to look manly while you're...

No, that's all right. No, it looks okay. It looks like he's holding a book. Well, we can't do it at 30 minutes. Try and look manly while you're eating. No, that's all right. No, it looks okay. It looks like it's holding a book. All right, do we get some people want to know? Do we have a look? You doing that with your glasses? Remind me of when we're in Australia.

We took one crappy photo per day where we totally destroyed it. And you did some of your glasses when I just hang in sideways on in the face it's probably my favorite picture that we've been doing here in glasses. You know this little side is not as like. Yeah Gavin and I had a thing where we're at the con where we would take one shitty photo every day and we would tell the person we after we take the photo yeah we chose you as our one shitty photo of the day and we would always like look at Barbara real quick Barbara look what's about girls and glasses? What is it about girls and glasses? Oh, no, looks better, not better. Have you ever told people the secret of these glasses? No. You don't know what

we're about that. All right, well, I guess it's time to go ahead and wrap up unless you've got an interesting thing to interject there. Yeah, big head. No, no, we got a couple of more things to talk about., well I want to talk about Clambakes Sorry, I was we were doing something yesterday. What is a clan base? I mentioned the word clan bake Yeah, me and Gavin, he's so clambic clan, clan bake. They don't it's a clan bake you like bake a whole bunch of seafood in a Basket and then everyone eats it. That's they they thought that this was the weirdest thing ever. None of them ever heard of a clue.

Nothing sexual. Can I have a thought? I thought it had nothing to do with women. Shut up. So, can I ask you a question, Gus, in all honesty? Do it. And don't look at them. How tired of you working with children at this point?

Is it wearing you down the way it's wearing me down the street? I encounter a lot of issues where you have to like babysit or settle fights between kids. Yes. Um, actual children, you, I'm talking about you, all you kids. What, what do I do? I'm in here two days. You know, okay, I'm not going to name them, but I'll name them. They were, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're my microphone. I was like, what? He's like, he took my microphone. He didn't ask. And then Brandon came, I was like,

did you ask him? He's like, no. He's like, we need to ask him for permission or we need to have the microphone. I was like, it's our microphone, but you should still at least ask to be nice. And Brandon said, and I was like, okay. Yeah, he like killed his, it is a fine song. Let me give you another clear example.

Five years ago, nobody's refilling a bottle of fucking tequila with water, you know? He's like, I didn't know You're just going oh no, they're gonna think I Better fill up with water you would go fuck you to everybody's office What happened somebody is office full of fucking tequila? Why do you see that the kid what? I know it's not one of us. No, it's not one of us. It's not one of us. It absolutely is one of us. You think it's one of us three. No, it's one of your generation.

Hey, what is this? This is ages. Not being ages. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am. It's been earned. If we could discriminate by employee number, that's what we're doing. Yeah.

It was somebody in the double digits. So hey, speaking of numbers, though, and ages and stuff like that, this is actually a cool thing that came up right before the podcast started. So my Xbox Live age just rolled over from 9 to 10. I'm now 10-year Xbox Live customer. That's weird. That's a decade. That's a long time.

Wow, that's a really long time. And it's weird to think of it like being like right, Xbox Live just barely predates Rooster Teeth essentially. Yeah, I'm about to roll over to 10, I think in the next two or three weeks. And just for a perspective for people who have an Xbox Live account, Gus and I were actually beta testers for Xbox Live pigment. And so we read an article, apparently Kotaku was reporting that some guy just got an Xbox

in the mail. It's a great Xbox with orange and green markings on it and it's a 10 year anniversary Xbox. It's got an X on it like the Roman numeral 10. Okay. Major Nelson tweeted this. Like right before we came out like three minutes before we started streaming the podcast, I saw Major Nelson had a tweet about it and that he said they're going to announce further details about who they're sending it to. So they're giving it to people who are, they, this guy must have been a beta tester if he's, and I think the thing he said was they're giving it to their longest customers as long as life. Xbox Live did not officially launch.

I believe till January. Yeah. So in January will be the time that people will hit 10 who just picked it up. We're initial adopters from the service rollout to the public. And you have kept yours alive this whole time. Yeah, and now they have that that number that indicates your number of years. And I'm about you you just roll over to 10. I'll be hitting 10 to 203 weeks.

Man, I remember those Xbox live beta test days. We had what was the rate? We had a motorcycle. We had a motor GP and we had the coolest thing I'm on the GP at the time was how you could talk to someone if you were close to them that proximity based chat I love that like as you were coming up to someone you could like talk shit to them and they're like They had proximity in Hayla too as well. I really liked I don't know why they don't have that now and then the revolt Which that never got a retail release did it? No, I don't think so. I think there's just part of the Xbox. Yeah, it was like a RC car Right, it was like RC pro-amp from the NES but like on the Xbox. There's a game on arcade

That's an RC car game. It's not as good. It's called Somebody will know it And I don't think it's in the revolt family gosh. I can't remember what it's called that game has some of the most impossible achievements in it though There's one that's just like you got to beat one track in like a minute 20s. God damn it. Can't remember what it was. It was about the time I gave up on trying to complete every game that I had ever played. But yeah, the original Xbox Live beta test was we got a kit and had the headset and I had an orange memory card that I remember I held over your head for years because when you joined they didn't give out the orange memory cards anymore. You were in

the first batch I think. Yeah. So that's why you predate me by a couple weeks of other time they got to me, I didn't get the memory card. Yeah, well, we know also, when I was in Seattle this week, I went out with E for Max Box Live, and his gamer tag is E because he was literally the first person to ever get a gamer tag. He just typed it in himself at work and gave himself, what do you say how he was struggled in Halo,

because his gamer tag would appear above his head, because above his head so short it would permanently be above his head and would never fade down like all the other long gametag I didn't know that there just wasn't it wasn't built in to like minimize it when he was at distance so he always had he just hovering above his character even way in the distance maybe Jack told me that maybe so I didn't know that story yeah but it is also weird to think that Halo's now 11 years old at this point in November. Yeah.

And that Xbox Live came way after Halo and the Xbox launched. It was the Xbox launch and then about a year and a half later, Xbox Live launched. Yeah, because Xbox was out for a year when they started the beta. Yep. I played a lot of Xbox Connect. I played a lot of Xbox Live.

Man, an Xbox Live launched and then the Halo 2 came along. And that's what I think when most people signed up. I remember the call. I don't know if you remember when they had that Xbox Live update for Halo 2, they called it the tsunami update. Because it was so many new features that were being added to Xbox Live at the time. Why did the control have two slots?

That's a really good question. I think everyone, like the idea that there was no slots on the Xbox itself. They were on the controller. Like you put your memory card in your controller. And so, just like a next box now has two slots for two people with USB sticks, they had it on the controller. You could, I think you'd also copy from memory card to memory card. All right.

Yeah, I think you can do. Brandon was saying that one was for the headset, but that's not true. So Michael, there's a different port. What do we touch on this earlier? Michael dropped his USB stick. No, wait, he's right. The headset on the original Xbox had that little puck that was in the headset, but that's not true. So Michael, what do you touch on this earlier? Michael dropped his USB stick. No, wait, he's right. The headset on the original Xbox had that little puck that plugged into one of the.

And the buying the click button for you as well. Yeah, I remember it. So you are right. I'm sorry. Yeah, you're absolutely right. But I was just thinking to the N64. Remember, they had rumble packs. Oh, yeah, you can plug into the.

I remember what I got stuck in the back yeah. Can you pull it into the end? I remember, what I got, stuck in the back of the- What did you say? Packy. The big packy stuck in the back. Packy. I remember when I got Donkey Kong 64, I had to have a special, I just like take out the front.

Remember you have to- Yeah, yeah. What was that for? It was an extra four megabytes of RAM. Yeah. That was expensive. I think the N64 is still my favorite system of all time. I remember that being,

there's no better system like Yeah, you get a lot of quality games like you got fucking I'm a fanboy, but I love the 360 360 is pretty good Yeah 360 now is the best came out like it yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, it's seen so many interface iterations and so many updates You have gold night. You have super mar Mario 64 just like all those games. Gold nice It you can't go back to it there. The memory the memory is good The plastic you can also had a ton of have you ever seen the glitches from a Fucking that game. Yeah

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