Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #193

Episode Date: November 21, 2012

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Get your geek on and say 15% on your order with a code Insert T15. That's Insert, T and the numbers one and five. Um, this is uh, this is Gus. In my way, I almost... What happened over here? I turned to look at the camera and... No, this is what happened. There was a slate. I don't think they showed the opening stuff. Oh no, they didn't show the opening this week. Oh, okay.

Yeah, there's nothing to you. Hey, I'm not... I'm not... I'm just watching. I don't need to do something really awkward. Hey, guys. I wanted to thank you for coming to our dress rehearsal for... Right before podcast.

I'll tell you what happened. Right before we went live. I'm Bernie Burns. Someone over here said, I need a fart. I'm like, I need a fart. Oh my god, I just farted. So obviously I was a little thrown off with... At this point, at working this company for 10 years.

How does that throw you off? No, no, come on. It's like, you had... you would be sitting here for thirty fucking minutes you had thirty minutes or so ago for you for a week and you got to do down here and here is an interesting self you know you're the only person to do so i'm Gavin i'm Bernie so that's great to have you to come markedly white

that's absolutely not true did you have the best he from the UK? Like in all of the UK. Yeah, no, I didn't say. So what is that? Why, what's the stereotype that people from the UK have bad teeth? Is that people don't in the UK don't care about teeth? Or do they not brush? Is there like no dental hygiene? Well, I mean that would all go into like they just don't care about teeth. I don't know. I didn't have any. I mean, all of Britain. Well, everyone of my generation had braces pretty much. You'd be, it'd be rough, you know, too. I made fun of all my friends because they all had braces, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, Oh, you are kidding. Come on now. He's going on me. There is a good one.

Maybe sitting in the wild doesn't it? That's some force. I want to be here. He's been here. Thanks, dude. I appreciate that. So in those days was like being a dentist, the worst possible occupation in the UK,

if no one took care of their teeth, and no one wanted to do anything. There must have been like that star of like, right, this is the generation of teeth that got to be good from this point. But the dentist tackling that There must have been like that star of like, right, this is the generation of teeth that got to be good from this point. But the dentist tackling that moment must have been like, I'm out of my league. We've got a long way to go. I went to Jesus.

I do wonder though, like you see like the Tom Hanks movie cast away where he gets to sort tooth and he knocks it out with an ice skate. Have you ever had a toothache like a serious toothache ever? No, no. I got feelings that come from temperature, but that's like, I have. with an ice skate. With an ice skate. Have you ever had a toothache, like a serious toothache ever? No, no. I got feelings that come from temperature, but that's like, I have, but imagine that feeling of that temperature pain was constant for like three weeks.

You'd knock your tooth out, right? I think so. Because it would be like, we're going to a dentist. Yeah, we're going to. Also, I probably wouldn't knock it out with an ice skate. I just wiggle it until it came out. And you could totally do that.

Cause teeth are loose. I could pull a tooth out over time. Well, that would be really, really, really, really painful. The reason that everything just knocks it out with an ice kick. I just wiggle it until it came out. And you can totally do that. Cause keep moving. Well, I can pull a tooth out over time. Well, that would be really, really, really easy. I can pull the rhythm. And everything just knocks it out. Cause it's one, and then it's over. Why would you? I would twig it it with something else. And then I'd be, every so often just like,

give it a real good, normal. That's what you would, okay, that's what you do with a baby teeth. That's not what you do with normal teeth. You don't do that with baby teeth. They do that. You never wiggled your teeth around when you were a kid. Yeah, but you let them fall.

When they were loose. Yeah, but they don't, no, no. I'm saying, as if it's, when I would get loose, I'd just be like, eh. My health is apparently going to be like a chis when I average when, when. The roots are like already detached at that point. No, I just like barely I'm saying Gavin's talking about he can just wiggle his his painful tooth until it comes out

But you can't like that you can do that with a baby tooth. No, you do right your teeth sure you could quick How do you think they put more force on the but a pliers on it? I still rip it out. I still have on my wisdom teeth a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal.

I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal.

I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a deal. I have a. When I was a teenager, I had something, I think it was called an obin-toma or something. It was essentially you made that up.

No, it was a hunk of calcium that had formed in my gums. It was like, I had extra calcium, they made all the teeth and then- That's what you got in the milk. But yeah, so I had extra calcium that was just like, I didn't need from my teeth, I was in my gums. So I had to have oral surgery to get it removed. And then while they were planning the surgery, my parents were like, go and take out his wisdom teeth

while you're in there just to save the cost, which was really smart. Yeah. But I remember. They'd tell you ahead of time, or did you like wake up, you're like, oh, what the fuck? No, it was awful.

What was it awful? But like, the doctor, I remember, he was a really nice guy. I was kind of nervous, because I'd never had any sort of surgery before. And they were gonna give me an IV that would knock me out. Genoa, anesthetic. Yes, a really nice guy. I was kind of nervous because I'd never had any sort of surgery before and they were going to give me an IV that would knock me out. General anesthetic. Yes, a general anesthetic. And the doctor, I remember all he was getting me all strapped in. He leaned down to me and he said, all right now I'm going to make you a bet. If you can count to 10 before passing out this operation is going to be entirely

free. I already talked to your dad about it. I looked at my dad and gave me a thumbs up. I was like, okay, yeah, I can do that. Just trying to make me feel better. And he put in the IV. And I was like, go, I go, one, and then everything just gets black. And then I just remember waking up, like in a wheelchair, and then gone, and waking up, I'm in bed. That's all he was going on. You think, like a more interesting bet for the doctor would be like, I'll give you an over-under. He gets to five or not. Like, you have to play the spread, like, I got to three.

I scored three points. Haven't even numbers a free tooth, basically, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I would like, that'd be interesting, because I feel like I can fight in the day. No, the thing is, I really do. Oh, the, on the spot. So did I. Wait, wait, wait,

have you ever been put under? I have never, ever been put under. See, ever. I have always been taken out under local. I've been put under twice. And at most times I thought that. I'm like, I can fight it. I can fight it. I can go into it. I have no, taken out under local. I've been put under twice. And at both times I thought that. I'm like, I can find it. I can find it.

I can go, you cannot find it. I know. I woke up eating barbecue chicken pizza. You know, I'm like, I don't even want this. I had to count back from 10. I didn't even get a chance to say 10. Because the anesthetics, it doesn't make you just full sleep. It makes you give up.

It makes you like, if you want to challenge yourself to do it, immediately it just makes you think that. Nah. So right up until the time Michael Jackson died, we just call it an aesthetic, is what we call it. But it's a drug. What is that drug and why don't more people take that drug? It's a class of drug.

I think there's different kinds. But it's still something in the syringe, some drug that they take, right? But it's like nobody knows the name of what that knock out an aesthetic drug is. Everyone knows Propofal now because Michael Jackson is that propa fall is that one of them propa fall dude that is a serious drug habit when you get to the point where you're taking anesthetic on a regular basis that's what I'm thinking about. The dictates a horse tranquilizes and stuff like that.

Are they really? What? A lot of people. I got a parry on track. We take horse tracks. Like what do you want to do? I'm going to do a man. No man. I got a horse track on the track. We take course track. Like what do you want to do? I'm going to go to the first track. I got work in the point.

What do you do to get the big blow going to blow the thing? That's how it works. But your story, your story about the wisdom teeth is actually like my dad. My dad was so fucking old in comparison to me because he had me when he was about 45 years old. I think we've talked about this for my dad was a Catholic priest, clearly was not able to have kids until he stopped doing that. And then he had me. So he was so much older than me and he told the story about he got his tonsils taken out. And he got them taken out so long ago

that they knocked him out with ether. That's how they did it. They put like ether in a cup and then put the mask on his face and he said it's like a 20s million there he said it sounded like a thousand bees in your head and then he passed out it's like the skewed buzzing noise that's awful but that's terrible yeah the worst part about it was was that uh his little brother Justin got tonsillitis and the doctor showed up. There's five kids in the house. Shows up diagnosis, diagnosis uncle Juddy, my uncle Juddy with Juddy. Juddy, what's going on?

He's the baby in a baby with like 80, but uh, um, maybe Juddy. So the diagnosis with tonsillitis and the doctor says, okay, well, I got to take his tonsils out And they're all sitting there and go, okay, he goes, and since I'm here, you got the four of the kids, I'll take their tonsils out too for like X amount more. Just a little bit more, you'll save money. And the mother goes, okay, so all the fucking kids, had to get their tonsils taken out so everybody hated it.

What are you doing? So the question is, like, does the doctor charge, like charge for the, like his time to travel there? Is that like the big expense? He's like, you already paid the expense for me to come here. The surgery, knocking kids out, I'll cut them up right now. I do that in my spare time. I do that for fun.

I can actually understand that working for electrician for five years. It's like, you call us out to do one thing. It'll be this much. We do three more things. It'll be like 2% more. Yep. That's actually how it works. How big is a tonsill? You can see it if you look at your sick or not. They get bigger. They swell up. That's what tonsillides mean. Does anyone have the tonsill removed?

No. No. Is that cool, Chuddy? God rest assured. Maybe we get a discount right now. I had my tonsill removed when I was 10. Did you also get your adenoids removed? No. What is that?

No, no, it's on. I haven't had tonsils for God knows how long now. And I went to the doctor a year or two ago, and he does the thing where he opened your mouth, because the person was like, oh, your tonsils look okay. I was like, I don't have tonsils. Yes, what? I had my tonsils in the room and I was like, 10 years. Let me look again. Yeah, whatever. It looks like back there. I was like, okay, you got a doctor in a lie. Yeah. So I guess it means if you

can see him, you're in trouble. If you can, you're okay. Or that guy was fucking crazy. The guy just was phoning it in. Yeah. I just asked you what they look like. Can you say you can see him if you go from here? I told you to sit how big are they? And I said, it depends on whether or not you're sick. You said he said they get bigger. They swell up when you're sick, when you have tons of lightest. So, when they cut them out, they just have to like...

Put your house open. No, they just let hold your mouth open with a vice. I'll see if I can show you with the insides. No, no, no, no, no. You can pull it up on Gavin. Yeah. Look up the... I don't know what to beides. That's the instrument. You're going to pull it up on this Gavin. Gavin, you pull it up on the chicken of the internet. I don't know what to be called. Be a tonsillectomy.

You're going to get the keyboard down. The keyboard's up by down. I didn't do that. Come on. I don't know what to be called. Look at tonsillectomy tool. But it basically looks like the world's most horrifying ice cream scoop.

Ooh. It's like they put it over your tonsils, and they just go cliff, and they just shut it under the tonsil and just top it. Why aren't you supposed to get free ice cream after you get. It's like they put it over your tonsils and then just go clip and they just shut it out of the tonsil and just topple. Why are you supposed to get free ice cream after you get your tonsils in that place? That's the selling point. They're like, oh after you get your tonsils taking that, you get to eat all the ice cream you want.

Ah! Is that? You don't want to eat anything. You're looking like a ice cream. Also, look at the tool. Look at the tool. Where's the mouse? Where's the mouse? I think that's the tons.

But go to the other thing over there. Well, take the double thing. No, the wine court What that? No, the double thing. The bottom my surgery stuff. They're over from the right. Can you knock that button up one and over the right? That one. There you go. I was just trying to say I don't know to look at everything else. That's disgusting. Good. I spend too much time on that. Click on it for the love of God. I click to it about 12 times. Yeah that helped a lot. What is that a site we can buy that? It's on a site called Exploring 20th Century London. Yeah. What are you doing over there? I was thinking horseback wise to no-tonsils later.

Tonsil party! Okay, quick question for you, Gavin. What are the years that are included in the 20th century? Just real quick, off the topic head, what are the years included in the 20th century? Any year starting with 19. That is correct. You would be correct. Your paws really make your face like-

I was trying to think of the best way to describe it. To explain it. You did it. You did it, face. I was trying to think of the best way to describe it. To explain it. He's a proud son. Yeah. You did it. You did it, buddy. I did good. Miles brings up a point where he said that stuff like that doesn't bother him because

he's used to like forechan and the internet ruining him and stuff like that. Which is fine. I haven't even more like just kind of like just disturbed childhood where like when I was like eight or nine for whatever reason I never used to sleep in my bedroom. I'd sleep downstairs on the couch because like my mother would stay up awake to like 2 a.m. and I never had a bedtime as a kid and she loved watching like TLC like inside the surgery room and she like that. So I'm like eight years old just like watching TV and it's like the shot where there's like a doctor and there's like blood splatter in all over him. He's just cutting in the people

and because it's like education, they show everything. It's like they blur out a n doctor and there's like blood, bladder, and all over him. He's just cutting in the people. And because it's like educational, they show everything. It's like they blur out a nip and that's it. And it's like, oh, that's a liver. That's a heart. That's the worst. I once tried to make some extra money by doing editing for this company in Oxford

where I used to live. And the first thing that got me to do was to cut open heart surgery. Because it was like they did a lot of medical videos. So I'm there. Like they told me about it. I was like, oh god, I hate blood and all that stuff. I was like, I was like they did a lot of medical videos. So I'm there, like, they told me about it. I was like, oh God, I hate blood and all that stuff. I was like, I was like, maybe like close enough

where it doesn't look like it's inside a person. And the first thing they do is like get a rib separated around and then they put out, I was just like cutting footage, like this, like trying to blur it and not really like it. You look good. There's one of the worst days in my life. I was like, I was pale. I was like, I is one of the worst days of my life. I was pale. I was pale.

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I was pale. I was pale. I was pale. I was pale. I was pale. I was pale. I was pale. Right, but if you're over there, it's not offensive because you barely see it and if you've got a camera like right up to one of the creases on the arsehole It's not offensive either because it doesn't look like an arsehole. It just looks like folded skin. Let me give you another example Not asshole. You get afraid of heights But like the distance looking down from a plane you don't get that vertigo feeling yeah looking down from a plane the way you do if you're just 18 stories up looking down. It's like worse. worse, even though you're much higher in the air. It's because you're attached to the ground there.

Yeah, also assholes. People keep asking and wanting to know who drank the tequila last week. Yeah, that is a big question right now in Twitter. Everyone is trying to remind us who drank the tequila. Um, he's here and we'll let him talk in a second. But I'm going to tell the breaver's know the story here really fast so What was it was like on Friday Dustin came up to me and said hey? I'm gonna talk to you. I was like all right. What's up? He's like?

I'm the one who put the the water in the tequila bottle, but it wasn't my fault. I said what do you mean? There's not gonna be on the camera. So'm out of your story i guess i'm trying to help out with the direction of the podcast no wait it's got to his voice coming out of Bernice mall so they said so it's that's it was him but he did it because of someone else and apparently he said

Kathleen drank the last of the tequila and Dustin had previously taken a drink from the vodka bottle and had drank water out of that but he told the go ahead. So we have Dustin over here. We're going to try something new in the podcast We'll see if we can get Dustin's defense podium to jump in Dustin's doing this from the great wall of China Okay, you're the person who put water back into the Kila bottle. Yes. To understand that story, you first have to understand another story. So we have to go back in time. I don't know, like five months.

And it's late night, and I'm like animating, you know, and it's late, and it's a rough night. And I'm going to be there really late, and I I'm like I could go for a shot right now. So I go into the kitchen and I'm like okay there's this awesome bottle of vodka which is like it comes in a skull bottle it's like an expensive it's a nice vodka and it's unopened and I'm like I'm working my ass off I can I can drink that or whatever so I'm going to pour myself a shot and I pour it and then like drink it and it's like the smoothest buck to ever because it's just water. So I'm like okay well that's kind of weird I guess like that's the thing that we do I guess like we drink it all but the bottle is really cool so we put it back up there and it looks nice whatever

that's kind of weird but I'll go back to my station and animate so that's that I took a shot at whiskey went back and that was the end of it so then so there and it looks nice, whatever, that's kind of weird, but I'll go back to my station and animate. So that's that. I took a shot at whiskey, went back and that was the end of it. So that happened to me. And then fast forward, I don't know, however many months. And it's like, we're working on a different project. And then I see Kathleen and she's pretty stressed out. And first, let me just clarify, I didn't actually drink any of that tequila.

But when I saw Kathleen, she's like, like oh well, I could go for a shot But when she grabbed the bottle it was already like it was already empty Pretty much like She's like I want a shot right now and she goes to pour a shot and it's like it's only this much in the bottom of the shot glass like it's the most half-fast shot ever and so then she, I think she didn't even take a shogvets. She like sifted or something. And so she just did that. And then it was empty. And she's like, oh, well, the bottle's cool. We should keep the bottle. And I'm like, I think, and then I proceed to tell her the story I just told about what happened to me and getting the vodka and it just being

water. And so I'm like, is that like a thing that we do? Like, the bottle's cool, so let's pit it back up there with water. And then I think Kathleen was like busy and like she didn't even care. She probably didn't even listen to me. I don't know. She was just like, yeah, okay. And then she just like walked off and went upstairs.

So I was like, you know, like I looked at the tequila bottle and I'm like, kind of weird. And I was like, okay, well she said yeah. Okay, so I just like put water back in there and put it back up there. And like I didn't think anything of it. And that was, that had to have been like a month, at least a month ago.

So I didn't think anything of it after that until like, then I had like a couple of days ago, I'm sitting at my desk and we're like listening to the podcast. And I hear like, the story start where bar was like, oh yeah, so we poured the shot of Tequila and I're like listening to the podcast and I hear like the story start where bar was like oh yeah so we poured the shot of tequila and I'm like oh shit I know exactly where this is going and I'm just like trying to work and I and then it's getting the story is obviously going in that direction and yet you didn't come and say anything at all you just like let us talk about it.

Well, he's been here a tool of. I didn't actually didn't even hear the story until I guess it was yesterday I think yeah, I think that's when I went and confessed Because I felt really terrible because everyone was like some mother what we were talking It's too good about history all of the liquor and filling up with water and I'm like oh my god It wasn't even like that dude's like I wasn't trying to like play a prank on anyone or like I didn't set up cameras Like get it and everyone's like talking about checking the surveillance and stuff And I'm gonna disappoint Oh man, I've gotta go tell someone so I went and told Barb and the bar was like, okay, well you need to tell Gus

And I was like, you go to Gus, right? Okay, I'll tell Gus But then Gus was like an achievement hunter and I was like, I'm not going in there So I waited till I could like catch Gus later and then had to confess man I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there. I'm not going in there.

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I'm curious to see. Dustin, is there anything else you've filled with water that we should know about, perhaps? I'm almost done with my beard. You want me to do it a bit more? We'll fill it back up and put it in the fridge for just a while. Well, enjoy the rest of your vacation in China. I'm going to stay there. vacation in China. Bye guys.

It's hot in the show. It's like right over there. Bye. Fucking just an animated for Rooster Teeth. It's a laugh. So we're going to. It doesn't just walk off the grill. Most awkward.

We're working on getting this so that people can start coming back in and defending themselves when we talk about them on the podcast. We have this little area we're working on over here. And we want to develop it so that we have a rotating stable of terrible backgrounds that you have to shoot through them. That was a great start. One of them is what they stand up again. So I'm only going to drink stuff that isn't clear from now on in the recent years.

Or just smell it. I mean, it was. Or drink it. And then if it's water, say, water say oh well it's water. Yeah I think the stuff in the skull has been in there for like a year. Oh, I don't know how to kill you a year old water It'd be like this. Yeah, you think it'd be moldy or like they'd be shit floating in it. But I like fun Why would shit be floating in water? Like microorganisms that are growing. But wouldn't that get you saying they wouldn't float in the alcohol But because they wouldn't be living right but. But they still be shit floating in,

like random shit introduced into it. Right, but I'm talking about mold, you know, growing in there. That's my old- Michael, that's fine. Yeah, great story about that. So, this is like a couple of days ago, it was late at night, I was going to bed, Lindsey was already sleeping, and I'm just like cleaning up around the apartment,

just like putting dishes in the sink before I go to sleep and stuff, and on her nightstand, she had a glass of milk. And this was like Thursday night, right? So I'm looking at it and I'm like, is this from Thursday? Is this from Wednesday? Like I have no idea what day this is from. It's milk. Yeah, it's milk, right?

So I'm like, maybe she had a glass of milk before she went to bed. So I take it and I put it in the fridge. Like I don't want to dump it out because it's almost full. So I get everything ready and I'm about to go to bed and then I was just going to take some medicine before I went to sleep to help me sleep. So it's like I didn't want to open like a can of soda or anything like that and I'm standing at the fridge

because I'm lazy. I'm standing at the fridge and the milk's there and I'm like, it's probably good, right? So like I grab it, I take it, I take like a swig and right as I take the swig I'm like, all right good it was good. I put it down and go, oh God no. Like three seconds after I swallowed it,

this like disgusting aftertaste. This is just like, surprise, and I can literally feel the milk like hitting my god immediately. Never in my life have I had a reaction fast to right drink something and my stomach's like And I was like Fuck so this guy just went to bed, you know, I didn't really bother me I went to bed. I woke up in the morning. I'm getting ready. I'm like oh

God my stomach. What is that go to the bathroom? All right getting ready. Oh my god What is that like the third time I'm in the bathroom. I was like oh fuck the milk was bad the third time I went to the bathroom, I was like, oh, fuck the milk. It was bad. I don't trust, I don't trust, see, I can't just pick up milk that's been, like, because you leave, because of your spit cup incident, you can't trust any drink that has been set down and sitting there for an unknown amount of time. That is correct. Because of a loose side of it. Because of an incident that happened to be when I was a little kid, I can't, I do the same thing, but only with milk. Only with milk. Only with milk.

When I was a little kid, I was getting ready for my first day of summer camp. And I was balls to the walls excited. I was so happy I was going to get to spend like a week with my friends at this rope course, and like they played at. It was awesome. So I was really, really excited.

That morning, I take my vitamins. I have a little bit of glass of milk. I'm getting ready. I had some leftover like candy. From like the movies or something. I had some gummy worms. Those bright corollars. I just a fucking shot down.

I just a fucking shot down. Dude, the movie. Well, my dad buys a lot of candy at the movies. You pack it out of there with like, it's like my, well, see here's what my dad does. My dad doesn't buy movie theater candy. He buys like, indulges. Yeah, he buys, em, bulk like our cabinets back in San Antonio just stocked

with like awesome candy. If you pre-do it. Well, because I started eating at the move because he buys like the huge like bulk size candy things that you have to smuggle in like in purses. Puckets won't work. And now that I eat the candy, then it's in the cupboard.

So you go through a movie theater? Well, no, I'm saying I had, oh, the movie isn't fucking important. But it's a world you'd buy. No, I started, I started, I had no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm excited. We're getting ready. I get all dressed. I get my little backpack. I got my little hiking boots on. Okay, everything is little. How old are you? I was definitely in elementary school. I was maybe second grade. I was second grade. Second grade and your parents are letting you eat a breakfast of gummy bears. No, that's what I'm saying. They didn't let me. I still had it like left over just in my room. This honey, from an open bad of gummy bears. From the from the fucking movies you want to know what movie I saw.

Yeah, I'm sure you were. I pull out your cue card. Really with the game. You're going to finish all the gummy worms anyways. We get in the car. Well before we get in the car, I take one last swig of milk, but it's been like a while. It's been a couple of hours. Like I got up really early, had breakfast and I dipped around on the Sega Genesis for

a while and then I'm finally ready to go But it got like really warm and I don't know I think it was just the fact that I was nervous But in my head I will always just remember that last kind of warm swig of milk On the drive there my stomach started feeling really like queasy. I got that feeling My mom was just telling me oh it's fine. You're Everything's gonna be fine. I was like oh mom. I don't know if I can do this and We're about to approach because like we're carpooling, we're picking up my friends, we're about to approach, like my friend's house, like it's right,

like two houses down. I go, mom, and like it just starts leaking out from my fingers to start and stops the car. And in front of all of my friends who are two houses down, I run out of the car and I like vomit, what looks like the white milky animatronic blood from aliens and all the robots had mixed with neon bright Comey worms and all of a sidewalk and I will always I think it was just because I was nervous

But I always remember that toxic radioactive vomit with slightly warm milk So my milk will be the freshest of milk think how close you were to being the kid who threw it up on the first day of summer school And that's how the trauma ties kids with the rest of the lives you got it out of the way in front of like a couple of close friends so make fun of you but it's not like out in the wild you know that's just that you know people that have thrown up at school like in public when they were younger or have been thrown up on kid pistons pants in the middle of a school play that I was in yeah awful you never forget that

kind of she traumatized you never forget man it's that I was in. Yeah, you never forget. That kind of shit traumatized me. You never forget, man. It's that. I've handled people in my life who threw up at school at a young age, and it made them paranoid of throwing up for the rest of their lives. Did they do the soda? Children are terrible. Yeah, they did horrible sawdust. I shit myself when I was in kindergarten.

That was bad. There was a... No, it was. That same year in kindergarten in kindergarten was the only year I've had to take the bus to school and there was always and maybe it's just my memories wrong I remember there was this one kid who pissed himself like once a week on that bus He probably did it once what are my memory? It's like that kid that was that one kid who always pissed himself on the bus Did you have this everybody has the smelly kid in their class, right?

Did it or was that for me a lot of young kids that everybody had a new a smelly kid? There was one kid that was constantly smelling my in my kindergarten class. His unfortunate name was Jaime with an M but to all us little kids it was so easy like God had done it for us We just called them Hyne because he's probably like a Hyne. Oh good. Oh, good man. I feel terrible One time when I was in third grade We were sitting down. I think we were taking like a math test or something and you know, it's third grade So you have like the same teacher all day. She's yeah, so I'm sitting there taking my test and all of a sudden it smells like shit I'm like oh my god like like at first. I think maybe someone farted like no no

This is staying here. Yeah, it's like there is shit near me somewhere And if you just walk it open down the aisle to like make sure no one's cheating and then she starts going Does anybody? He's like if Does anybody he's gonna the bathroom? He's like if anybody used to go to the bathroom go ahead. It's okay. No one got up He fucking sat on it And like you know, I came from a small town. So we all knew each other to the point we tried to read the high school He never came clean wherever it was. I know those people like I knew if you went to the for the next 10 years of my life Wherever that was my kid. I think it's kid. I was thinking that to the grave man.

That Derek Comedy sketch with Brian, the kid that likes to skateboard. Oh, that's one. Yeah. And even Brian, I like to skateboard. I usually get probably with the kids road sick all the time or car sick. So if we drive like, you know, to on Bania or Baltimore or something like that, like a few hours, if we didn't stop like nearly like the three hour mark, I'd start getting sick. So one time I got particularly like car sick, whatever,

and I'm sitting there and I'm like, I got a pullover and a back seat and I was like, yeah, yeah, we'll pull over when I get to the rest stop, like, I got a pullover and I was like a friend of mine. He was coming with us. And I start like one mile said, I start puking, and I'm like, I go like this. I was with like a friend of mine. He was coming with us. And I started, like when Miles said, I start puking. And I'm like, I go like this. And I'm like, but it wasn't a little, it was full vomit.

Like, and it was like, I kid you not spraying through my finger tips. Right? It's like trying to clog a little heavy pivots in my finger tips. It was shooting out. And the kid next to me was like, ooh, he was climbing up the left side of the car. He was in a stinking shit.

When he was trying to climb out of water, he was like, ooh, ooh, this is Jones. This is Jones. He was fucking funny in here. I can't believe this. He's like, he's still talking about stories. Man, I've seen some shit. I mean, you can have me in the car with somebody.

Oh my God. He's like, the bumpers. He goes to me in the car. It was everywhere. Gavin's not doing that, though. No, it's just like, I've been surrounded by puke in my childhood. Like, I'm sure everyone has. The worst is that it's like, the worst.

The worst is that my puke can't imagine you're like, I'm just like, I'm just like, the worst, but I don't think I'm doing that. I'm kind of good, Lord. I kind of get in caustic too. It's bad when I'm a kid, I had to do like, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid,

I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid,

I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid, I'm like, I'm a kid of my window. So I'm looking at bits of corn. Oh, yeah, we're done. Not, and the wind is rolling it in the sick

along the windows. Oh, no. Not you fucking asshole. Not you, but once I was in the car, I was watching my brothers and one of them was in the front of the door. I'm not. I'm not.

We're done. It's not about the police. Change topic. Change topic. It's not about vomit. It's not about vomit. Okay. My brother was riding in the car. I forget exactly what he was doing. The exact date is two stories. One. He spit out the passenger window. It went back and came back to the window in the back seat and hit the person in the face in the back seat. And then another time a friend of mine was over my house and we were upstairs in my brother's room And he and he had a bunk bed and he was on top of the bunk bed. He was laying down eating Taco Bell Chewing and chewing and chewing and my friend looked up with his mouth open and a piece fell out of my brother's mouth and landed in his mouth While he was looking up

Mike I'm not gonna be good to listen to what I was in the fifth grade man alive I had a ride to go by so and again the front seat Vomited while we were going uphill and it's real Okay Milk the thing that spoils the fast the weird thing This is dairy products are what spoils faster than milk though anything Faster, I don't know Delhi neat spoils pretty good to you. So he's boiled faster. I feel like it does

No, I think it's probably milk is so I mean you leave it out if you leave it out I mean you can leave it out. I mean you can have it in the fridge it'll out It's a bit of an apple you put it down five minutes later. It's gonna Yeah, but you can still eat it. It won't make you sick, it just turns kind of brown from the air or whatever. Oxidizing or whatever, yeah. So I entered this rule of thumb that the longer for every hour that you leave something out of refrigeration, you're supposed to knock a day off of the expiration date. So it's like, this milk is good for two weeks.

Why come here? 14 hours as long as you can stay up. Unless you're gonna go. So come here? 14 hours as long as you can stay out. But less so. So come on. Can you really believe that? Like, would you leave milk on the counter for 13 hours and put it back and be like, as long as I finish it by tomorrow?

Both Michael and I, like, I have a really bad gag reflex, but I don't get shit. Like, if I drop some on the floor, I don't get it. Something's always something that's amazed me. See, carrot. Carrot grows in the ground, right? And then it gets picked by somebody that you'll never meet,

like just some random worker picks it. Throws it in the back of a cart. Travels an open area to the plant. They wash it off. They put it in a package. They send it to the stores and another fucking truck in another box. Somebody else unloads it a loading dock. And then they put it out where everyone else in the supermarket comes by and touches it and picks it up. Well, that's how you rinse and it looks it up. Exactly right. And then you take it home, you buy it, you rinse it off, you cook it, or whatever. No, it's safe to carry. You don't even cook it because you need to cook, you're just a suck.

You rinse it off and then you drop it and you're like, oh, now it's ruined. You're like, I never understand. I never understand. If it's something you can go down. It's disgusting to be grossed to me. The reason it's gross to me is shoes. And the bottoms of people shoes, thinking about everything that people have stepped in.

Because they go in toilets. Right. And then the food that has touched the ground has now touched the bottom of everyone else's shoes. You're right. I don't think about it. It's like, I'm going to eat that. I want you to eat it.

It's gone. I've worked in a supermarket for three years on fruit and veg was my section. The amount of stuff I dropped upstairs in the warehouse. I know I once knocked over an entire cage, like, taller than me, two stacks worth of apples, and they just like go, I was like, less like, 1200 quizz worth of apples,

I can't check them away. Let's put them all in the washroom. I once got in a lot of trouble because I used to drop stuff constantly. And what I would do is, if I was like stacking the veg and there's customers around me and I dropped an apple, you wanna be here? If I dropped an apple on the floor,

you meant to throw it away, but I did it all the time and you get in trouble for wastage and stuff like that. So what I would do is I'd pick it off the floor and do a little lap of my section, pretend to throw away and then just put it back and away. 30 seconds later. And one time this woman followed me as I did that and she was like, I saw what you did.

You walked around? I seen it, and you put that apple back. And she was like, I saw what you did. You walked around, I seen it, she put the apple back and I was like, you fuck, and I was busted. I was like, I did do that, I did, I'll take it and I just walked off and I stay in the background for half an hour. Yeah. Everyone of you did another lap and you can even read the book back

and she was there again. Like, my God, what are you doing this? I know what you're doing. Don't you have stuff to do? Get out of here. You got a list, then, lady, keep going. She was like, red's not going to buy it. You could tell, like, she'd hit the jackpot.

She couldn't believe she was so excited that she couldn't do that. Did you get in trouble? Did she tell anyone? I think she did. But I was pretty hardworking. I never used to get in trouble there. I just hit her while. How things have changed, huh?

Clipside, I worked in a supermarket. No, he didn't. He think Gavin would make the lap today. I, I worked in a supermarket. You think Gabon would make the lap today? I used to work in a supermarket. I worked there for almost a year. And the best job would be stocking returns. And it was all this shit that people would bring up to the front. And they didn't have a coupon or it wasn't on sale.

They didn't want it. They didn't want it. So they'd stack it in a cart. And when that cart filled up, they'd have somebody from the front end go and put it all back. Yeah, so I'd be like yes I'll do it and you just go walk down the aisle and then do nothing So it's just like I would just walk around for hours as much time as possible and occasionally they'd call you back up the front They're like you know like returns check up front to make sure like you were doing it's like fuck I'd go to the next aisle like move everything everything out of the way, put everything on the shelf

and then put it all back, like hide it behind it and then I'd go back up front and they were like, all right, good, I was a piece of shit, I was like the team, you found care. It's like reverse shopping, as low as possible. Yeah, so if ever like you find shit, that's usually like mixed up on different shelves, that's what people are doing,

because it's just fucking lazy. Man, I hate that, when I'm at the grocery store, like you go around like people like put like something in a different shelf like a cereal aisle and then the middle of it there's a state yeah there on the shelf We're good to go and frozen stuff to the worst well Let's just say now let's take that out of the equation. I can't put anything back Like I can't put a jar of nuts in the cereal section. Well, can you feel bad? Yeah, I like people like you I do that would hang it to Jordan and then she would do it

You're just like Delegation I know nothing. She would be like give it to me and I go here to take it I can't say the exact same system. I have to put it back where it comes from my wife. She doesn't care She's like well now I just give someone something to do like they pay people You're just like my you know bellman mark melman who plays uh... delta in red vs blue and i've known him since high school and he had this great theory at one point

that he should just start littering because the litter create jobs so he's like just chunk it what's going on the road away to the little rapper's on the other day like someone that now something to get what a fucking murder him that's a lot of us to win this back away just like throw rappers on the mountain be like someone else i'm gonna get it

what a fucking murder him was a lot of the witness that way where it's a perfect because it's a logical super perfect character to think like that by litter someone have a job to clean it up that's terrible

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on I worked register and I was really good at it but I just got tired of dealing with people because we we were the worst it was a it was a it was an HB that was being turned into an HB plus which meant what does that stample HB HB it's's Henry something but Howard Edward but Howard Edward it was the name of the founder I was very wrong Anyways, I got butts. You remember butts So yeah, no, I hated working the register just because I got tired of dealing with people and you always do things like Hey, did you find everything all right? And normally it's just something you ask when you work the cash register

But everybody there couldn't find shit because the place was constantly under construction and they were moving like the bread aisle every week. So everybody was livid at the cash register because they're the only people that ask, hey, did you find anything all right? So I always take this whole. You know, that was what it was.

I had no more than be like, actually, and I was like, please lady, I just give me a bread. Did you ever cut them off like you ever find them? No, I didn't. That's great. I don't give a shout. I didn't do that because I had the slowest items per minute in the store. I made up with charisma. Oh, but I think people coming up with like, you can clearly tell they haven't felt like they come up with toilet paper and corn on the call. No, of course, I didn't find anything. This is why I would buy.

I was never just buying it. I always took the parking lot duty. And even though it was like being upgraded to the HB Plus, they still didn't have those cart pushing things. So like every grocery store has now, where you can take a whole train. Oh, you're so awesome. Like the dolly and that.

We didn't have shit. I worked at the apartment in the summer. Yeah, job though is being the dude who can push like 80 shopping cart. I know it was awesome. It was about the robot assistance. Now it's like even though it was like a year after I quit, they got all those like, they got all the little robot machines. And like even though it was like a year after I quit, they got all those little robot machines.

And even though I was only like a year after I quit, I was like, I remember back when I worked at HB. But I was in San Francisco this weekend and they don't give you bags anywhere. Like they don't have thing where they outlawed plastic bags. That's starting when? It starts in Austin, I think this year. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we'll see. We'll see you with that. That's interesting. So they just don't give you bags. So you go to the grocery store they just you just got a no A lot of times I sell you bags. Yeah, so if you want a bag It's like it's like a nickel a bag. Yeah But we ended up going to like three or four places like now we can handle this and then at the end of the day

You got a car full of stuff and you're like oh shit, they get like 14 trips to your car Because you just don't have bags. I think I a Walmart already is starting to do it And I saw even at CBS they have a crapload of those canvas bags up front and they're just like selling you those and if you come in with a canvas bag they'll give you like accents off per bag or something. So you have to do that thing where you have like a set amount of things you had to ask, like did you find anything? Did you have to ask how?

No I just did it after all because I got tired of carrying on conversation so I just had like three questions that I would just ask over. I just stopped asking, did you find anything did you have to ask how I just did it after all because I got tired of carrying on Conversation so I just had like three questions that I would just I Stopped asking did you find everything all right? I just straight up stop if someone asked me I'll if someone asked me how I'm doing when I go up to the thing like how you today I just refused answer because they don't really don't really do well You were using it to fucking kill Conversations you really don't care I don't really literally just set that like 45 seconds ago You were just like I just asked these questions. I don't know what shot the fuck up. I can't I saw a really awkward Conversation at the grocery store by my house the other day

I was walking up to the checkout line and I saw there was like two lines I could potentially get in and there was a guy in this line And I saw him like look over to the other line and he very quickly went over to it I was like okay, that's where it's my got lied behind him and so there's like another person who's finished He checking out she leaves the guy in front of me goes up and the cashier starts checking his stuff out and this girl and The guys like hey, it's you again. Oh nice. Oh, hi. He's like remember me And she's like yeah, you're the guy. Obviously like she doesn't know who this guy is He's like you remember what I was telling you last time I saw you. Why do people always say that? Yeah Why not just say I remember what we were talking about and I want to continue the conversation and the woman was like

No, can you remind me because well the lawsuit it it's finally, I've got my day in court tomorrow. Oh my god. Oh, congratulations. Like, yeah, I think it's going to go really well. I mean, like, he's like, well, it was good seeing you. I'll be sure to come see you again next time. He's like, okay, then he walks off. And then I go up to the cash register. I'm like, who is that cash? I have no idea. All of the sexual allegations have been dropped. He's got free and I will see you on Monday. How many different people do you see as a cashier? Especially like at a busy supermarket? I will say, I didn't even, that's way more than I ever dealt with.

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I get my hair cut like twice a year maybe. We just pretty much the same hair. Yeah. So I was up, this is like maybe maybe two weeks ago. I get up and I was getting ready for work, whatever. And I went under the cabinet in the bathroom and there's a. Yeah, there's glass of milk in there. I drank that. No, fine. There was also a sandwich in there. That was delicious. But there was a straightener in there. I didn't find anything to justify your discovery. The straightener's like, I was in a cave. I found this.

How can you just say that? I felt like straightening my head. No, I think you're not, that's the besides no point. I didn't wake up and go, I'm going to straighten my hair today. I'm telling you, I woke up. I was getting ready. I opened the cabinet. I looked at the straightener and I was like,

it's really? I'll straighten my hair today. Like a hair straightener? Like a hair iron? Like an iron. I bought it like a year ago because I was at ready. I opened the cabinet. I looked at the straightener and I was like, it's a really little straight in my hair. Like a hair straight look up. Yeah, like an iron. I bought it like a year ago Because I was at CDS and it was like it was like I just moved into my apartment and I was just like Oh, yeah, it's my so I was buying things for my apartment. I was like I get that. I'll get that I'll get that I'll get that and as maybe you can attest my fucking curly hair pisses me off sometimes So in a moment of sitting at CVS, I was just like maybe I'll use a straightener. I bought it, never even opened it out of the box. It was over a year ago.

So a year later, I'm sitting here, I'm looking at it, I'm like, today's the day. I'm just gonna fucking use it. Never use them before. See, the way you're telling stories seems like a drawn out excuse. Yeah, I'm gonna say, it's like, the guy who bought the straightener, he's an asshole,

but I just happened to find you. Yeah, I bought it. A year later. You could also tell it like, yes, I bought a straightener a year ago and I moved into my apartment and I decided to use it one day or I own a hair straightener and I do but it becomes like it I was delving under no no I was off the dust I have to tell the story because everyone's like why did you decide to do it what changed like there was some cataclysmic

where I woke up one day was like today's the day a beam of light shunned down. Yeah, that's how you're describing it I was like hey, what's that? Oh, I'll use that. I've never used that before something I bought and wasted money on it Anyway, I used it and was like, eh whatever. So I've done it on and off I didn't think you come out half bad Gavin hates it. I hate it. I don't get a shit You look like a fucking douchebag and I want to punch you in the face every day But I don't go like, Gavin, get face surgery. I don't give a fuck what Gavin's face is about. I can do it. What is it about you people threatening you with violence all the time? He just, well, to me personally, I sit next to Gavin all day,

and he's very fucking annoying. He does any, well you're angry too. I'm angry, and he's annoying. So he can see this face. I don't do the face. Do the face right here. Tell me you don't want to punch us in the face. to I'm angry and he's annoying so he can see this face I don't do the face right here Tell me you don't want to punch us in the face when I'm already upset with him like he's pissing me off I'm like Gavin you're pissing me off when I when I can see him switching from like fake rage to like He's actually get annoyed. I do my smug nostril flair face, which is basically Why would I want to punch that in the face? I think it's just to be a different. You know?

And Michael comes angry to me. He's like, he's like, leveled up to begin with. So I straightened my hair. Everyone's like, Lindsay did it. She had nothing to do it. I was just like, eh, I was bored one day. So when he's like, what? She think of it.

She likes this and the other way. She doesn't give a shit because she likes it. I like it better because I don't like all my curly hair. I hear you, man. I hear you. It's like, what are the reasons why I don't grow my hair out? Or when I try to, then I just give up eventually It's just somebody gave us these trading cards it aids

I wasn't in the office and they brought them by and they used one like when I had my hair longer like back there And some of the last arty shorts that we did and I was like Jesus I'm to remind you're not to grow my hair out again Your hair goes from like the length that is now to Afro very quickly That's the thing that's the thing that everyone said to me because I straightened it I came in one day everyone's like wow your it is now to Afro, very quickly. That's the thing that everyone said to me, because I straightened it. I came in with everyone's like, wow, your hair is long as shit.

Oh my god, your hair's long. Like eight people took me along, my hair was. It's like, it's been this long. It just goes like this. And you're like, I straightened even now, it's not, it's wavy. No, it's wavy. I have a picture of you that I took in Amsterdam

where you have a full on bushy beard and your hair is long but it's kind of like combed up to here but then it's like it's like a combed up fro. It looks good. I've never seen it. It's like a mushroom cloud of hair happen on top of your head. Which is kind of like cloud of hair. It's amazing. You can hold an immense volume of hair on just your head part.

I'm like my head is like your worst of you. Basically, the way it works. I don't even notice now, but Gavin, from like the neck down, I was like a Sasquatch. I don't have a hairy back there, which I'm happy about. No, it's good. You're like, you're playing the game.

What age does hair start growing on your back? Why are you looking at me when you ask that question? You clearly have back hair. I don't know, right? No, I don't think I have back hair. Do you have back hair, Gus? You don't? You're gonna be riddled with it. Riddled with it. You're gonna be riddled with back hair. You have back hair, Gus. Uh-uh. You done? You're gonna be riddled with it.

Riddled with it. You're gonna be riddled with back hair. Yeah, probably at some point. Yeah. My back is so smooth right now. What's that? It's really smooth. I have to, I have my back hair like right down low.

I have a little bit back down there. That's what I have in my hair. That's your butt. Your butt hair. That thing. Your butt. Your low back back here where you sit is your butt. What the hell is that?

That was my hair Is that you? Is that you? That was a, I used to have your head Is it completely different shape? That's not your skull That's totally me It's probably his skull That's me before I grew a beard and before I cut my hair You look like a nerdy kid that somebody made up for a movie

You look like a mucklo that somebody made up for a movie Look like love and nerdy There's one where I look really tough and angsty like they don't look at that look at the emotion Other kids and say that And is that like four years ago? That's what I was 15 that was like four years ago five years ago. I've never seen someone change so much That is unbelievable. I could be a man Yeah, I've seen your old your book photo Bernie you were you're totally different You signed into your own Facebook. I signed into my Facebook. That's a bold move

I don't know how I'll say get the you friends with me on Facebook. Oh wait I'm gonna sub start running into my Facebook, because I don't know how I'll get there. Are you friends with me on Facebook? Oh wait, I'm going to start bleeding my Facebook. Yeah, I'm glad I turned into a mile. I'm trying to show you either of you five bucks to change your relationship status. When does your girlfriend come back from Bank of Dude country? She comes back in exactly one month, she'll be back on December 20th. So you went and saw her halfway through the trip? I did, I did. I was Paris.

Paris was awesome. I talked a little bit about it last time. What's up? From touchdown to intercourse. How long was it? No, don't, but don't, you know, tell the story. You're not a tell story. No, it's your day. Come on, Miles. This is because short as it possibly could have been. Exactly what I'm talking about last week. You would never answer a question like that in a million years. He wouldn't. He absolutely would not. But you'll ask the question. You'll stick with it until he fucking answers it. But you never answer the question million years. Come on, Miles. Do it for the people. I just say it was a should take long.

All the people. I've given the thing. I don't know. The football. I don't know. I think it's like

that's like that's like he sounds like he's can be being. Does this one work? It's like being it's not

because it's not working. It's not what a people are. You're going to go. Oh,

Michael. I can't trip. I hate the one. Oh, no. I hate it so much. It's the worst. You're the worst. I was going to know. Shut up. Shut your mouth. I real quick, let's business as some topical stuff here.

I'm curious. Anybody at all played the Wii U? Anybody? Oh, I played at the Wii U experience. The Jack took me, Carrie, and and Ray and we all went down to um all went down to some place downtown where they had like a Wii U you could play Pikmin you could play zombie with Mario games. So to answer the question yes you played a little bit. I mean Jesus Christ is this like the

exquisite Budcast? I just don't have to explain for five minutes the answer to a fucking question. No I have not played the Wii explain for five minutes the answer to a fucking question. No, I have not played the witty stuff. I'm talking about a movie theater candy. You know, it's a stadium office. Not a Wii U commercial. And I thought about buying it. Then I went down to the store and I looked at the line for the people waiting for the midnight launch.

And it was kind of long, so I went home. Then I really regretted it. Then I went to another store. No. Oh my god. So Gus, I have played the Wii U you i played it this weekend and it's fucking great give me a beer would you i i i i'm really kind of disappointed i think i would be smarter at this point

that i would just go ahead and pre-order hardware and then just not go get it when it comes out i don't know why i didn't buy order the we you i the reason i didn't do it was i felt i got burned with the we nice catch like i bought it the day and launched. God darn it don't fucking push it on me. I bought it the day it launched and it was fun at first but then I just never used it the last two or three years I had it. So I just didn't see it need to buy the Wii U. It's an HD Wii right? Yeah. That's by the way one of the

coolest experiences because you have never seen Mario and that's the only game I played by the way It's Mario game because I don't know why you playing thing else, but I hear that zombie you games pretty good Yeah, it's fun for a demo and then apparently it's really really old It's what everybody says all just speculation reviews that we're doing at this point. I like it But the cool thing about it is you load it up and you see Mario in HD and it's cool because you never seen that before Yeah, because it doesn't look like Mario playing on the screen that's this big that's so far away you can't tell anyway. Yeah, but there were Mario games on the fucking Wii you can do. Yeah, how are you talking about?

Yeah, it's a fucking... I'm telling you, the worst shot of this is that! You just tell them that you're a tire point and you're like, No, I was comparing it to like on a DS or something. Yeah, but they've been... They've always been a console game. It's been on every single console. Well, it also is American, you're going to see Mario in HD and he goes, yeah, because before you only saw it on a shitty screen,

that's exactly what I fucking say. I'm the first time you've seen it in HD. Did he look that different? It's really cool to see Mario big in an HD. It was kind of it was a very vibrant. It was cool to see it. I don't know if it's saying Mario's face in 3D on the N64. That was cool. It's just HD. It's just distance anyway. If you can't see the pixels cool HD, why not?

HD is just just, so you're saying like an SD monitor, it's far enough always HD? It's high distance, television. It's high distance. You have to be as far away as possible to use it. Is that where it is? High distance and short distance. That's what the U and Wii U says where you go there. Use it.

Watch it from behind. Wii U. But it was cool because I don't know how much you guys know about the Wii U, but it from behind. We use. But it's just cool. Because I don't know how much you guys know about the Wii U, but it comes with this enormous controller. That's like a tablet, slash controller. And it literally is like a controller this big. Because that's what I want.

A controller that's bigger. That's what I was saying. Man, this 360 is great. Wish they had the original Duke controller back. But you know, it's bigger than that. It's literally this big when you hold it and you have a TV in the middle of it. And you can't parody the products, because the product is already bigger

than any parody you would make. I mean, like, you literally couldn't make one of how big this thing is. If it's already been for you. It's already been for you. It's about, yeah, it might be that big. It's on the wall, in no way. It might not be that tall like that.

It's not that long, though. But it might be that long. Why don't you just hold the TV? It's about, it's almost like the keyboard. It's almost like this keyboard. The keyboard's a pretty good size. Yeah. It feels comfortable that long though, yeah, but it might be that long. Yeah, what is hold the TV? It's about it. It's almost like it's almost like the keyboard. It's almost like this keyboard. The keyboards are pretty good size Yeah, it feels comfortable, but it yeah, it is ridiculously large But the cool thing is so you're watching like on Mario You can play in what's called boost mode and the person is playing with a weed controller and You're watching them play like it's it's synced the two views and then you can touch and add like little

Platform should then to jump on as well or you can fuck with them and put them in their way See here and you can like if they're gonna land like go down a hole You can make a quick platform and they land on it. It's by touching this. That's kind of cool. It's it's really cool But it's really good. I don't know. Oh, yeah good point Counterpoint mr. Fritz, but you know, we want a defeat team. Yeah, my thing I think it's a really it's a really neat feature, but I feel like if I'm going to be good at it, if I were going to, yeah, we'll know it feels gimmicky. If I were going to play Mario, I want to play as Mario. I don't want to be the guy laying down the block. That's like playing

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 and getting to play as Tails. I don't know. Someone told him our tails could carry people. He could carry people, but do you want to play as Tails? We traded off playing. We played one level as Mario, one level as the person with the tablet. And after a while, I just wanted to play as the tablet. Really? Yeah. OK, like, tapping and then getting it out of the way.

And it's fun to see if you could put platforms in the first. Yeah, you don't need a why can't they just have an iPad app that sings to that and do it that way? Well, you probably can. Because they don't sell iPads. They sell their controllers. Xbox doesn't sell iPhones. But you can still control your Xbox from an iPhone.

Yeah. But they have. But they don't make a hardware accessory with the display. They sell their controller Xbox doesn't sell iPhones but you can still control your Xbox from an iPhone yeah, huh But they have but they don't make a hardware accessory with the display. They want to just sell more shit And you know that's two responses You're making a good example though because Microsoft is not integrating surface into all the stuff that they're doing If a new cool is happening, it's cool. It's called asymmetric gameplay Gus and I played a game today that was asymmetric and it was a lot of fun. Controlling my Xbox with my phone is one of the best things ever. And the fact that you can instantly launch stuff, what? I just use my remote. I don't get it.

I don't have a remote. But the thing is, with the remote, even still, you're going through all the menus, I can just be playing a game, or I say I'm watching Netflix, I can just be scrolling my phone and just be like, hit man. Boop! And it goes. Better something. And it goes like the middle button on the controller and like, hit man. Boop! And it goes. That is awesome. And it goes like the middle button on the controller and then hit hit man. Boop!

Yeah, but then I'm in the guide. I go to flick over to recent slides. Oh my God, how precious is your time? Yeah, right! It's amazing. It's really cool. I'm usually on my phone anyway if I'm much Netflix. I'm like, I'm going to play it.

I'm better if I'm a bit like, do you want to play it? I'm just like, the better example is you're playing a game and you want to get to Netflix. That's a pain in the ass. If it's not in recent, it's not in recent. That was the example that's going to make us think. You want to try to help with that by adding the pins. Have you used the pins on the...

But this is like one touch. You still have to go to the pins and everything. Yeah, I have used pins. They're great. I like the pins, pins. And the... Is it me or does it like the pins take forever to load? Bites, friends. I only have like three pins.

I can't set it like three. I try to pin some, it's mine. It just just means forever. I'm a dashboard. It's not on the front anyway. You have to go into a separate menu anyway. I just have to go down. That's all I ever use in that.

I don't know why recent is like four clicks away. It also changed your mind. It's like just a quick launch to recent. I don't know why. No, it was quick play because there's so much on there that isn't a game now that they just changed the recent. you can't play Zoom It's just wording

You can't play a movie or song Let me let me read this here first they will talk about Oh my god the turkey still here. I can't believe I have to get rid of that We started Oh my god, the turkey still here. I can't believe I have to get rid of that. What is that? Carrot. We'll just really be proud of that. Get in the way. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, no.

Miles, Ryan, you're not going to be here. Let me read this first. Let me ask you read that. So I want to remind everyone that this episode of the podcast is brought to you by insert coin clothing. Oh, I'm so excited. Um, uh, insert coin clothing has started shipping their their holiday pre-orders. So they got their new Assassin's Creed Tomahawk hoodie, their BSAA Speck ops unit, shirt from Resident Evil, and they have some Sega console bags now that look like the Dreamcast or the Genesis.

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Mm-hmm. All right, this is like Gavin would do. Whenever Gavin hears a number in dollars, he always says, what is that money? And then he converts the pounds. Do you do that to go to a time? If you have a base of currency that is higher than the one you're secondary currency, you want to go with the one that's more valuable. If you ever said it's a lower number, which is good.

Why? No, no, no. The pound is more valuable. So why would you convert down? Like you say like you have, say $100,000 US, you want to convert that to $60,000. Because if I could say, if it pounds are like real money and we have like monopoly money, it's something.

Someone gives me $20,000. It's not, I'm going to think $20,000. I'm going to think that's a lot. And I'll be like, what's that really? Yeah, eyes like 12, okay. You have to, you have to understand. You're about to say so. You're like one of those people that every time twenty thousand of the system of the whole house that really yeah i thought twelve you have to understand you're not just a you look at what people that every time they're told a high dollar amount

there's always that at school the windows yet but you gotta give fifty percent of it the taxes which was never fucking true you know you can think that the taxes on anything at all ever and they did lock the percent lottery lottery what i don't know i don't know exactly that

that's almost it's like forty five i think listen there's a lot of stuff that people don't understand about taxes a lot of stuff the one of the biggest minutes concept is that people have about taxes our tax brackets that if you make x amount your tax at a certain rate that's not the way tax bracket you have a tax above that bracket that is that the exact if you go over the 50% threshold you only pay 50% on the amount above that threshold exactly right people

think if you make one more dollar you're gonna lose money and all the other dollars so it's like trying to land at the top of the last bracket right that wouldn't make any sense I know it's it's something that people never understood about tax bracket so let me find out you think if you get lottery winnings you get taxed 50% yeah let's just talk just federal in the tax I believe it's 45 to 50. But just federal income tax. Yes.

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And it does this horrible thing for a few seconds and then it gets worse because it does like a remix that turns into this song. Can I see that? Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The honors. Cara goes like, Cara looks at me and I say, yeah, that's really annoying. She goes, no, you don't get it. I know what? She was, it's a turkey doing the chicken dance ah ah like she was so proud please do the honest while it's she taxing a lot of your winnings is 35% really people always draw at that 50% number turn it off please shut that thing fucking up get rid

of it now that's just that's just on the money that you receive that's if you get a lump sum now they will pay you less if you take it all at once that if you spread it over the years but that's just mathematics from the lot of that that's the price thing that has nothing to do with taxes whatever Joe is stalking the fake turkey right now that's what that to me or if you turned it on and it started walking on the table towards me and I just swipe that in the office it even says the state of California makes lottery winnings exempt from

state income tax. Yes. Well, so it's better to win the lottery. I assume they want to incent people to play the lottery. They don't want that to seem as a barrier, so they get more money on that end. As a reader pointing out California actually exempt state lottery winnings from its income tax. I wonder how many people showed us Pennsylvania. I wonder how many people. So does Pennsylvania. I wonder how many people have ruined friendships on the exact moment they won the lottery. Probably a lot.

Just like, I'm out. The worst, the worst would be the people that go in as a group. And it's like, hey, eight of us bought these row of 30 tickets or whatever. And then of course, whenever the winner comes up, the guy would be like, well, the first 25 was everyone. And then the last five were mine. No, that's actually happened. I know, I know., like they they would go in and buy a lot of it

You get to get about 50 and he goes I also bought one of my own right. That was the one that won. Yep Of course. Yeah And there's really not much you can do about that because whoever's got it Dave They they're holding it to they have to can you remain anonymous? So if I, no. Some states you can, I believe. Can you? Yeah. So I couldn't secretly go and redeem and then not tell anyone. At least in Texas, I don't think you would secretly win.

In Texas, you cannot. You have, it's public. Is there an amount here? Like, what's the top amount that you should have in a bank account? 50. 50, I don't know. It's whatever's probably the most that's insured by FDIC, I would assume. Okay, now listen, during 2008, when the crisis happened, right?

It was originally like, I think, 100,000 when we were younger. Yeah. For FDIC, I would say. Okay, now listen, during 2008, when the crisis happened, right, it was originally like, I think, 100,000 when we were younger. Yeah. For FDIC insurance, then they put it up to a quarter of a million dollars in the account. And then I think during 2008, they just said, well, there's no limit. Here's the bottom line. If you get to the point where you're defaulted, like all these banks are falling apart, and the FDIC is bailing out like Bank of America, it's not really going to matter if you get

your money back at that point anyway, because your money that you get back is gonna be worth so little. Yeah. The dollar is gonna be so far down if the government is bailing out like Bank of America and you know, some things fucking awesome happening to me the other day. They're gonna be printing money to do that, just. Um, yes, sex.

On top of that, you know, I hate Bank of America. What? And just because they fucked me over so many times, but I used to be the customer. Yeah, they're terrible. I want them to go out of business. But I got a letter in the mail the other day from a law firm that was like, oh, what's this?

I opened it up, and I guess there was a class action lawsuit against Bank of America. And it was my settlement check for $3.24. And I was like, I started laughing when I actually went to open my $ dollar and twenty four cents check from Bank of America. I was like, fuck you! I think I'm a deposited immediately.

You actually deposited it. Yeah, oh, definitely. Do you go to the bank and do it? Yes. Do you go to Bank of America? Normally, I would deposit a check like with my phone. That's genius, by the way. I'd know I did you could do that.

Yeah, but I was so happy. I actually took it to the bank. Oh my god. What also? Yeah, I was like. I wonder how many people thought, fuck it, I'm not it to the bank. Oh my god. What also. Yeah, I was like, I wonder how many people thought, fuck it, I'm not going to deposit it. Probably a lot. If you don't deposit it, it goes to attorney's fees, I believe.

Okay, I got to point this out. So somebody was hurt us discussing the size of the Wii U controller. And so they thought they would help us out. And they posted this helpful photo on Twitter. This is user at Mr. Puck did this. And he said, here's for for reference here's the size of the controller and comparison to the Wii U box hey dipshit every product is as big as its own box

that's why they make the fucking boxes for it okay god damn it how are we supposed to know how big the box all of Twitter is about to make fun of that guy thank you so many of you did as well as the new iPad mini comparison to it's box So the other thing we've got here on the on the table is this for to the dawn that I've been working on for a little bit It's big it's much better It looks like a real third of the way through This is the back portion of the ship Where's the rest it's still in box that's just like in a little broken a bomb the ship. What's the rest? It's still in box. That's just like in a little broken apart. That's just the forward.

You should check this out. Cortana lights up. What? Show the camera. That's cool. The camera can see it's kind of far. It's extremely far. But trust us. I just it's a high distance. It's a light. They emailed me the mega blocks people and they're like, you know, what do you want? One of these? I was like, yeah, definitely. And they said, we can send you one that's either pre-built or one that you can build yourself. I was like, oh, it'll be fun.

I'll build it myself. Nothing is 2800 pieces. How long did that take you? This is taking a week. So we've been working night and day on the gauntlet, and you've been over here building a fucking mega block set. I've really, really, really worked so much. I've been time lapse it.

No, because it was going to end up taking so long at first. I wanted to lapse it. No, because it was gonna end up taking so long. At first I wanted to take it. Just take one picture a day. I guess I should. It's got a little levers. Well, little chief. Careful, don't break it. I broke the chief out.

Oh my god, I'm gonna cut broken. Give that to me. They did a, they did a cool thing. I put it out here because I wanted to talk about, hold on, I wanna look at the chief. I'm gonna look at the chief. Hey, do you have the box so we can put it next to it for comparison? Yeah. We do. And that's what you guys really big. I was just gonna talk about. I want to look at the cheese. Hey, do you have the box so we can put it next to it for comparison?

Yeah. We do. And that's what you guys really big. I was just going to talk about, because we were talking about time lapse. They did a cool thing in the second episode of Forbidden to Doormar. They time lapse the four years that Master Chief spent in space. Oh, that was, you know, how it's like, there's all this stuff floating around. It's like, and there's like icing up slowly.

It was an awesome shot. I never even thought about, like, what a time lapse would look like in the world. Yeah, all the ice building up and everything that was bad as waitlist environment Jesus I think we never really properly talked about for the don once it ramped. I thought maybe we could talk about it a little bit I don't like that Gus what is forward unto Don? It was a web series a live action web series explain the events I guess explaining the inter of Lasky. Tom Lasky.

Yes. Who was kind of pivotal in Halo 4. And I have feelings he'd be more pivotal going forward, too. I hope so. I really like this character. I mean, that's it. We could be talking about something else in Halo 4 and Fort O'Don here that could be spoiler-ish.

Yeah, let's try to stay away from anything big. So. But so how many, so Fort O'Don was five episodes. Yeah. And I think it now was five episodes. Yeah. And I think it total about 90 minutes. Yeah. Was it that long? Yeah.

It seems shorter. Yeah, which is crazy. Because when you watch stuff online, I'm used to like condition myself to watch like two or three minute things at most. But I watch like an 18 minute episode. Like, oh, that was awesome. I want to watch another one.

It's especially good having them all out. Because you can watch one. It's like, ooh, when you go right into the next one. Yeah. Yeah, when they were still releasing them, I found myself like, okay, wait for a minute. Yeah, I got one you can watch one. It's like, ooh, when you go right into the next one. Yeah. Yeah, Wendy, we're still releasing on my phone myself. Like, can't wait for Fred. Yeah, God, I got to win another one for Fred. I can't watch stuff week by week.

I had to just wait for it all to be out. And then I watched it. I was like that. I was like that with RVB. I watched. That's what Aaron's doing here. I found RVB like it was in the middle of season two. So I went back and I watched season one.

I watched the entire thing in like one night. And then I watched all up the season two. And then I watched week to week as it came out, but it was pretty close to the end. So I'm like, oh, that's great. Season three came out. I watched like the first two weeks. I was like, bought this. And I just completely stopped watching it.

I just bought the DVD. The moment as soon as you catch up to real-time releases with everyone else, it was too much. So I'm sure it was on like that, though. Some shows I'm not. Like I watched, for what I'm not watching the first two episodes when they were, I think admittedly, a little bit slower than the rest of it. The first, like, right to the end of the second episode, stuff was finally starting to take off. Yeah, well the first two, they spent a lot of time establishing character and building up relationships.

And then the third is like the turning point where things really take off. Yeah, and then 4 and 5 is just shit's gone wild. Yeah. Oh god, it goes nuts. Well, let's just thing. It's like, if you look at the amount of time, it was about 5 episodes, about 15 minutes in episode. Yeah, more or less. Put it about 95 minutes. The first one was 20. It's a bit about 18 minutes, actually prep episode.

Oh, OK. So it's a feature length. It's what it is. So it's probably written like a feature length. So you don't realize how much of the beginning of movies is set up, where you're just like first act. It's a little slow. There's some cool stuff at the beginning like there wasn't

for them to don and then they start establishing characters and kind of building up the emotional weight and then they pay it off you know yeah well you have to be invested in the characters otherwise you don't care what the folks happening on screening right I will agree with Gus it seemed a little slow because like I I wasn't watching it week to week as it was coming out but Jack was so every time he watched it like inevitably we ended up kind of all watching it in the office because he was watching it in the office as it was coming out, but Jack was. So every time he watched it, like inevitably, we ended up kind of all watching it in the office because he was watching it in the office.

And it was like, oh, this week was a little slow. And then, but when I watched it last night, I watched everything. It doesn't seem slow at all when you watch the entire thing. No, knowing you're gonna get to the end before you start it, it seemed perfectly patient. It's because you're watching it at a time that's convenient to you.

It's not, it didn't just come out on an inter-actual day. True, it wasn't like, I gotta watch this now. It's like, I watching a time that's convenient to you. It didn't just come out and then interact, okay? True, true. I got to watch this now. I'm going to watch Fordons and Dawn tonight. And I think that's getting a DVD and Blu-ray release in the next couple of weeks. Wasn't that one on the edition? And yet, appellate?

Oh, yeah, yeah. The limited edition came with a copy of Fordons and Dawn. I think so. I want to say, yeah. I want to say that. I want to get an appellate yeah. I was going to get that. Yeah, then it's going to come out. Cows give me the green light.

The material you need it. You get a token and you can watch it on a token. So you can watch on it. So it's not a physical copy. It's a digital copy. OK, so you get a token. Yeah, but it's a special edition. You have that photo.

Special edition. Oh, so it's like a special edition disc that you watch through the Xbox. The weight point. That's cool. It's interesting. So you don't have to have the disc, which is like my big gripe about shit.

You only put in me. For $4.00 a dawn, releases, according to Amazon, releases December 4th. Oh, just for the holidays. I like having physical things. Yeah, well, everyone made fun of me for wanting an Xbox with multiple disc changers. But I think that sounds really good.

No, listen, dude, I don't even want the disc changer. I just want everything to be available day one games on demand. And actually, the the we use a lot of that Yeah, that's true. Yeah, but a lot of their launch titles are available for digital download Well, I think with the 3DS as well where you can get a lot of the stuff just through their Marketplace. I don't know what it's called. I by the way, I think it's totally okay to talk about it this point that we were able to We went to the forward on to dawn sets Yeah for a day and we shot a live action.

We talked about it, I think we talked about it the episode where you weren't here. Oh, is that okay? We shot a live action, Red vs. Blue on the sets of forward onto dawn and that's on our box set, right? Brandon, Brandon, you can answer this question. Is that on the season 10 DVD or so on the box sets? I think it's in the box.

Box sets, right? Only the Blue River in the box sets have. It's on the mini adventure disc. I it's in the box sets, right? Only the Blue Ray Virtual Boxes have. It's on the mini adventure disc. I have to say the Joel acting is a live action caboose was actually the latest to watch. That might be the one that was fucking funny. So when you all went and filmed this thing

like on the port of the don set, like did you have to, did you use their crew? Was it like the port of the don director or? We showed up with crew, but because of union rules, we couldn't touch anything. And so it ended up they ended up shooting. And it wasn't their primary crew. Like we couldn't touch anything, and so it ended up they ended up shooting. And it wasn't their primary crew. Like we couldn't use any of our equipment even.

So as a camera, we weren't used to using, you know, a crew we weren't used to working with, but I thought everything worked out pretty well. Yeah, it was really cool to get together. All the weapons were so, getting this like hold in a soul rifle and a Halo 1 pistol was like the coolest thing at home. And everyone had a picture of the crowd tubes, basically. were done it was cool that's that was pretty amazing at the time they were showing us what we do this we did this in may right no I think it was later than that not pretty sure it was early early I can look it up an email but uh... yeah the uh... the the showed us the previous stuff they had of like the conceptual art and the sets look better than the concept art.

That's awesome. The actual sets at the end, it was really cool. Yeah, that three-sided mirror bunker in the woods was like the coolest thing that we saw. Oh, you saw that too? Yeah, he was the thing. It was originally, you see, it's important to know, it's two walls at 90 degree angle and then one that's kind of like at a 45 degree angle

Mm-hmm kind of see it's almost like a diamond shape or something like that originally it was like three sides of a box, right? The reason that they tilted the the ceiling of it was because it didn't show up on camera like you couldn't see it It was camouflage so well, so they actually had to make it worse so that it would pick up on camera, which I thought was really cool little detail You making moves on me? I need to listen. Yeah, the last one of these. Look how you beverage. It was really cool.

You need a beb drop. Hang on. Hang on. We're going to need some more drinks out here soon. If you guys want to run that out here, that'd be great. Sorry, you have to say this stuff. So that's really cool. It was one of my favorite sets. Was that like a three-meard thing? Yeah, you really just saying this stuff. So that's really close. One of my favorite sets was that like three-meard thing.

Yeah, you really need an idea. Like our email, we were there in June. Early in June. Yeah, Brandon says it was May 30th, so in the May, early June. Yeah. Okay. Who said that? Brandon?

Oh, Brandon, okay. Sorry, I forget not everyone can hear. Good memory, Brian. You guys are all hearing the voices too, Brian. Yeah, but that was a lot of fun. I wonder if we'll be able to show that off of the disc, but for now, it's on the Blue Raybox set. And it's been a lot of fun.

Which is available now. You don't have to wait till December 4th to do it. You can just buy it now. You can buy it now. I've been watching the Blue Race. Oh, yeah? They look excellent. I just started it now.

They look really nice. Yeah, it's first time, well, it's that first time in high depth. We've been in high depth. Did you do a little work? I actually, when I first came to Ristuth, like for the extended period, I came for three months in 2007, I think. Yep.

And my memory, that isn't that great, but as soon as I was watching season two of the remastered on Blu-ray, I clicked that I reshot like four episodes of season two on Halo PC. That was a long project. Yeah, but I just completely forgot that I'd done that. And it was like, I remember every shot,

I was like, I remember setting this up. And I remember trying to do headbubs with a mouse and it'd be like, it was different. Yeah, and also like when you go to turn with a mouse, you turn them, they would always end up like going up a little bit too. There were some turns like where you go to turn with a mouse, you turn them, they would always end up like, going up a little bit to you. There was some, there were some turns like where, you turn on this, but the head goes like,

yeah, I just heard that. I just heard that. I heard your neck top and it was just very loud. I could really find it. It was really loud. I was gonna pretend like nothing happened, but I had to pay like a, yeah, you had a stinger.

You, you have 30 minutes to live now Drop dead. All right, something people want to know are we ever gonna do a let's play for the podcast Yeah, yeah, we're it's one of the things that we definitely want to do we need we've been working on getting this process down Yeah, and making sure that all of this works, but we're getting ready to expand as part of you know We have this new area we will come and talk to us. We have some new stuff we're gonna be setting up in the control room as well,

so you'll be able to also watch the control room. And then as part of that, we'll have more equipment that'll allow us to stream. Gus is not here next week, actually, so. Well, we're gonna do our spot. Bum bum bum bum bum bum. So, someone needs to sit in the Gus chair and wrangle people.

I gotta say last time that you weren't here We actually went out and hired an all we were in LA hired an audio engineer to help us with that podcast It's probably one of our worst podcasts ever Please don't go. What are you going? I actually intentionally did not help very much with the setup this week to make sure everything went okay and And not that I do a whole bunch, but I guess I'm very like nosy I want to make sure things are moving along so you're gonna sit in the guest chat I'm gonna take you to the office.

Usually just come in and like pee on everything. Yeah I'm not sure he's out of the way. Yeah you knock turkeys and just pee on the like the chair and you're like my chair is good and you walk out. Yeah so don't fuck it up I'll be I'll be watching. You don't you you're not gonna be here either right? When? When do you leave? You're gonna be next Tuesday? Yeah I'll be home she's like when you be here either right when when you leave you're next Tuesday Yeah, I'll be home she's I wouldn't you be here. Oh right. I'm sorry. I keep you in I keep forgetting this week is Thanksgiving I just keep forgetting that yeah, yeah

Where you ever need plans for Thanksgiving doing anything cool going home. We're gonna have a frying along We're gonna have a a new Limited time product in the receipt store. Thanksgiving. So can we talk about that? We talk about it in very major manner. They turn or have a thing in the store that's never been a thing in the store. And we're going to have it for a very limited time. I don't even know last thing. We have a newsletter blast coming out soon. If you're not

subscribed to it, you should subscribe to it because Because it will let you know when that's. It's a thing that people have asked for. We're ever going to put in the store because they've seen it places and want to know if they can get one. Oh, okay. And maybe for this weekend only. Did they put it there? We might see it. That's the, it's a holiday shipping schedule we got up there right now. Okay. So, so check out the newsletter, which will be coming out in the next couple days for your chance to buy something that we can't tell you what it is. And then I'm going to give you a chance of Michael. Michael, I was associated with you starting with us at Thanksgiving, even though you started way earlier. Yes.

So what was your first day in Austin in the office? August 15th. August 15th. Man, it's weird. I associate like Thanksgiving because I remember you didn't go home for Thanksgiving. Right. And I brought you, I tried to get you to come come over my house you wouldn't do that hell no, so I brought you up a big plate of turkey You know you're a red vests blue fan, right? Yeah for the whole way. Yeah The guy

I'm not gonna be a fan at Brings house for Thanksgiving. Well, you're a pasta fan Michael for Thanksgiving. Well, you're a pasta fan at that point, George. I'm missing out of them then. I thought, oh, he's a pasta sh**. And he's like, what else I ever had? He's like, oh, brain burns. What other fuckers signs of pain?

But then, yeah. No, last year was great as Lindsey invited me to Thanksgiving with her family while she still had a boyfriend. Oh, I remember that. Oh, I did. So, I was like, geez. A boyfriend who wasn't you. Yeah, who wasn't did. So, I was like, I was like, He was like,

He wasn't you. Yeah, it wasn't me. So, it was like, yeah, you can come, you know, I'm just hanging out with everyone in my family. And I was like, Yeah, but wasn't that way, but the whole family, did you do that?

No, I didn't do that. No, I didn't even care about the family. I was just like, that's weird. We're actually funny because I remember telling Bernie about it over in, I was like, he gave me one day about something or whatever

and it happened to be at home. And I over in. I was like, he aimed me one day about something or whatever and it happened to be at home. And I'm like, I'm like, typing to him and he's like, oh, what are you doing? And I'm like, well, I'm gonna see you in Vitamheed or families, but like, I don't know, that's kind of weird, blah, blah, blah,

probably not gonna go this and that. And then like two, three days later, she brings it up again. She's like, so I know you don't wanna go to my family's for Thanksgiving. I'm like, no. What are you talking about it and say that? She's like, yeah, I was, I was sitting right next to you while you were having your conversation with Bernie on your computer.

And I was like, all right, it's going to be a little weird. You're saying is that Lindsey reads your, uh, aims while you're typing them. That's what I said. And she's like, she's like, I didn't, I just glanced and I saw my name. So then I had to read. Would you break up with someone if they look through here's here But here's the thing it wasn't look through to be fair. She was sitting right next to me wall was tight I try to be very conscious about that like I try not to look I was dropped I'm sitting next to me. I do this email. I don't see I know I don't want to know

I put on a really good show of acting like that But I don't want to know because like on a really good show of acting like that But I don't want to know because I know what I'm doing. I'm just like it's bad for me. Don't tell me But listen, I don't keep anything. I delete stuff. So say you left that's right Yeah, you delete like all your time. So you left your Facebook inbox open and then the person you were with Discussed something in there with you Yeah, that's grounds for bye-bye-ness on on their part for doing it or What what do you mean? Well, I what if you were being a bit cheeky? Oh cheeky You wouldn't buy any inbox message to somebody that was inappropriate so what I'm saying is if you were doing something this like

Yeah, I know I'm wrong. I would still be mad at them for Like looking through my stuff even if I was in the wrong, they're in the wrong now. But no, I don't know. We're both in the wrong. I think they're in the wrong terms. I think it's, you got to backwards. I think they're in the wrong for starting. But then when they discovered you were doing something

that then justifies them looking. Yeah. So to me, I'd be like this. They would come at me and say, you've done this. And I'd be like, how do you know that? And they'd be like, I look through your phone. I'd be like, bye. Bye now. I think they already know it's over. I think they might already know that? And they'd be like, I look through your phone. I'd be like, bye, bye now.

I think they already know it's over. They might already be, I think they might be starting the buy conversation. I can't agree with Bernie. If you're a bone, that's just kind of like irrelevant because I was suspected and that was right. Yeah, that's what that's, yeah. But if I was caught genuinely, I'd probably be sorry and be like, I'm a fool. Right.

I made a mistake. If they look through my stuff and found it, I'll be like, yeah, but what if the difference is like, you're saying I'm sorry or whatever because they're confronting you, but if they didn't, you'd still continue doing it. Michael and Meno Gavin, what are the set of circumstances

that would have to come up with Gavin's say, I was a fool. I made it. I was a fool on me ever. Yeah, I have to. I really like that. You could have liked that in the season 11. That'd be about the Yeah, I've seen a man. I really like that. You could have liked that in the season 11. That'd be about the only time I'll ever say it.

I think you could burn a gamut on something like that if you using the wrong. Gamut would look at you and not say a word until you left. No, we'll do it. Oh, I guess it'll just go. Here's the go. All right, I just do a lap and stuff. I was being cheeky, Mark. Cheeky. Michael, you do a lap and I was being shaky Michael

Chinky Michael you do a lap pretend like you break up with him and then back in the light Just do a lap and come by like a horrible dream. I will say I don't know I don't know if Lindsay told this story, but part of like inviting me to Thanksgiving while she had a boyfriend It's because she's like Too nice for her own goddamn good When she invited she asked someone to prom it was like a guy She kind of knew whatever and she just wanted to date and she went up to him to say like hey Do you want to go to prom and it was she knew the guy and his friend? She knew both of them, but they were at school or whatever. She went up to him, the guy A, and was like, hey, um, you know, I was wondering if you want to go to prom, but a little bluff.

And guy A and B was like, you mean both of us? And she, because she's like nice and retarded was like, uh, yes. And took two guys to prom. Fuck that. Work. Yeah. I would have tried that. Something super hot. We have me believe what she's like, yeah yeah it was really awkward I'm like you're an idiot it's

like they both showed up they both went with her and she was like two friends and she's like well I didn't want to tell the other one like no I didn't invite you I just invited a punch in the fucking face he will be getting out of punch you you're calling her and it is though she's got two dates to prom she's I mean she's the one she didn't want them. Yeah, nobody want her She did it. She did it out of like being back in the wall That's like saying that's like say if you want to do an attractive girl I was like hey you want to go uh go at me and then the tractor girl was like

Can Stacy come and then like this horrible Yeah, I'm gonna teach And you're like yeah I'm gonna be like going to prom with a teen girl squad. Yeah, I'm in my mind, dude! And you're like, yeah! I'm just going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I Now you're taking it too far. Close your runner. I don't think it's updated in over years. Oh, stop. I think that's longer than that has been. Has it been longer? Yeah. I should remember the whole screen. Yeah, let's look at all of you. Fucking IMDB at Bernie. Hey.

So when was the last time? That was a, an early inspiration for us as far as like how to get things going with Rooster Teeth and washing. That's so funny. I drew a little story. I spilled beer. Was telling you missed the camera. Was seeing how Home Star Runner updated on a weekly basis and they figured out that since

we wanted to go back and we knew when things came out that people might be into that. So it seemed like it makes sense to release things on a weekly basis when people would know to come and look for content. Have you seen, have you figured out, trying to figure it out? Would you ever look up like horn sights and figure people might be into that? Yeah, but incorporate that. We're unattractive people. Like, people are in a naughty camgirls.

How can we incorporate that? The scary thing about Home Star Runner is it often illustrates how short the memory of the internet is. Because Home Star Runner was like that was all anybody watched in like 2005 2006 right before YouTube Like that was that was the thing and then now a lot of people don't even know what it is There really aren't any more like flash animation sites either are there like there's no like flash animation thing on the internet I can think of well There's a lot of flash animated stuff on YouTube, you never watch it in you know flash flash yeah like on the website

Apparently they have a Christmas tune out right now like you want to run it? I love that I started to put dates on their sites so I don't know I don't know, no Damn it Last update is 12, 22, 2010 Oh That's almost two years.

Almost two years. Oh man. Wow, that's crazy. I think it has been updated in that long. But why just leave it? Why not say, all right, this is it? Why not do a last big one, right? Oh, just the last one.

Maybe they don't want to end it, they don't want. Yeah, but you look at some of this two years old, and you can see that it's end it. Dude, they're making a comeback. I think they're the guys, they're writing and directing a yoga bagabana. Oh really? That's one of the things they work on neffi is what the shit if you like you can't ever make another one I will say I disagree I disagree I will say it's like killing a character and then bringing them

Yeah, it hasn't been two years, but honestly, best example is like my YouTube channel Which is how Rooster T found me just making dumb videos on my YouTube channel? You when I when I moved here, I didn't make a fucking video Maybe one in six months on my channel like it was pretty much dead And then like I finally got my shit together and now I have like two videos every single week, but Matt Chappell I actually for Nick Galodian for yoga But Gabba Gabba, that's what he does. I actually didn't lose subscribers or like I actually gained a few thousand in six months Doing that, no, but my point is I wasn't like that's what guys. I'm done. I'm not making any more videos

So it's like two years is kind of a big difference, but To just say it's over forever. Yeah, no, yeah, I get that Okay to just say it's over forever. Yeah, no, yeah, I get that. Okay. So, couple more questions. I'll do a round table here on Twitter real quick. So, people had asked, what are our plans for day five and for immersion two? So, actually, well, we just, well, some of us have rolled off of our current show, The Gauntlet.

That's heavy into post-production. That's show it's so much footage associated with it. It's basically like for when there's one match of eight players playing against other, that's eight separate feeds they record for 20 minutes across three matches. So it's like, it's ridiculous. And all across the country, all the cameras. You have to imagine doing like double the amount of people to let's play times three. And that's one episode.

And that's just that's just the gameplay footage. Do, that's footage is by far the worst part of anything Yeah, you guys are totally relate like we do you Scary man, yeah, if we do if we do a let's play this like a one of those challenge ones We usually have six people and we'll go for like two hours I can't edit that until at least a day later because we left a Convert them into a process into a format that I can edit with on names on and everything. It just takes forever.

The beginning of every gauntlet episode editorial is just the most horrifying. Like you just look at all the layers in your final cut project. When I showed up, you know, for onset to the gauntlet for the first day, I was shocked at how many cameras were there. Like, first of all, like all the live action stuff. And then to think about all the gameplay on top of that, it's just absolutely ridiculous.

It's just so much stuff to do. That team for just episode was scary. Yeah, I was more fun to work on. It was, then like from my personal perspective, you know, my team lost a team for just two matches, but we're shown in that episode. And like it was really frustrating because I felt like we were doing so well. And then like a lot of my team got hit by that train. That was awesome to

edit because like I was gone when you guys were shooting the gauntlet so I didn't know I don't know the I like at the time I didn't know the outcome or anything like that I didn't know how each episode was gonna play out so I had the job of going through and finding all that footage and I remember it was super early in the morning and Brandon was just really tired and I busted into the office he was wearing a go, Brad, and you gotta come see these idiots get demolished by a train.

I don't know, that was very unfortunate for your team. One of my favorite things about, because I edit the Minecraft one every week. And one of my favorite things is when I noticed stuff that I didn't notice at the time, like Ray always has these amazing moments where, that was the time we were doing capture the tower. And it was between rounds and I think Michael had died and he spawned somewhere else.

So we're all frantically trying to give Michael directions back to the course before it turns to night. We're like, no, go that way and we've got a map and his world hasn't loaded and stuff. And Ray just walks up to a wall, flicks the camera into third person, so it's pressed up against his face. He's like, hey, hey internet, it's Ray. And then he starts like switching quickly between the M.T. Han and the sword. So it's going to be... Why I was asking to be a gift for the end of the show now.

Congratulations. Welcome to the internet. There's that one be read it. There's that one screenshot, people have posted it from one podcast where I'm like this or something. I don't even remember doing the podcast. This podcast is gonna be fabulous. There's one of you just like.

They really miffed about that. They took the, they took a raise photo for the achievement on a shirt and they've turned that into a good guy, Ray. A good guy, Ray knows he's gonna win. Still office to split the tower. So to finish up the discussion though, Gauntlet, some of us have rolled off, the editors are still editing like mad on that

and all the post-production people, but some of us are working on day five right now. Some of us are working on Ruby Miles, you're working on Ruby as well as the Gauntlet. And so next up is production is day five, then immersion two, immersion season two, which we already have all the ideas outlined for, and that'll probably be coming out day five, probably the end of December, probably mid-early January, depending on how production goes,

and then immersion two will be after that, we'll start to air right after that. And then Ruby, we have some things planned, but it'll probably be a while before you see any of the long episodes from Ruby like many, many months away. I love tea trailers. That was so awesome. This is the other camera. That was the soundfisher. The soundfisher returning to the podcast.

You're like solid snake man. I didn't even see you. Switch, right when I was going to know what he else goes to the bathroom during the podcast except for you. I didn't even start in the movement. I mean, that box with eye holes. It's just destruction. Dude, there's five people here. You guys can't float it for 30 seconds out.

Tell me about floating it. That's just you float it for an hour. When you pissed, do you force piss? Would you just let it out? Hold on. What the fuck? What is force pissing? Like, when you squeeze out.

Like, I also heard there was beer in my eyes. Someone told me there was beer near you. No, that's not. Well, they lied. Oh, no, there's beer near you. Well, there's another question I had to like, the round table thing that people want to know about half the reason I got up Hey somebody wants to they keep asking about Newtown. What do we think about Newtown? I don't know why people are still fucking upset I mean, you know about what happened? Yeah, that's kind of shitty. Okay, so do you think so yet? No, call duty black ops to the pre-order bonus for pre-ordering from I think it was game stop

Right was I did not get it from game stop and I still had the to the pre-order bonus for pre-ordering from, I think it was GameStop, right? Was- I did not get it from GameStop and I still had the map. Okay, well maybe it was just a general pre-order bonus. If you pre-order called Duty Black Ops 2, you got a remake of a map called Newtown from Black Ops 1 called Newtown 2025. Yes. And everybody's really excited, everybody really liked that map. Okay.

I think it was not even- So if you pre-ordered, you got the map and you got acts as a result you got extra special playlist called new town and the description on new town was all new town all the time we're open 24 seven we never close they have that playlist up for six days and then they took the playlist away you could not play the new town map anymore yeah you can still play new town for a local private match with your friends if you're doing a system link or if you're just doing a split-screen game. There's no, you can't play it online.

You can play it online if it's a custom game. People got so mad and the uproar was so loud that they introduced it in a hopper with some other types of games. So now you can get in this one type of playlist and you might get the Newktown map. The Newktown map, so it's at least back but the Newktown playlist itself is gone. So there was a playlist for just one map. Yeah, yeah I was saying I feel like that mad about Well, you can because they took it away. You can play that map. But why people wanting about that?

Because that's the reason a lot of them pre-ordered the game. Yeah, but they didn't spend anymore on it today That's that's a point. Yeah Promise something that you're gonna get to take it away in six days is stupid. I think everyone should just shut up I'd be fine. I'd be forever. I'd be pissed off. I'd be pissed off. Don't promise someone something exactly. Like the moment.

I guess you didn't work out. When I bought Black Ops 2, I didn't pre-order it. I just went down to the best buy down here and I bought it. So I bought it. I took it to the register and the guy was like, this is the first time it's ever happened to me. He was like, I bought the Xbox work and he said, so do you need a renew Xbox live gold? I was like, this is the first time it's ever happened to me. He was like, about the Xbox work, and he said, so do you need to renew your Xbox live gold? I was like, what?

No, he said, do you need to renew your gold? I was like, what? He's like, your Xbox live, he's it up to date? I was like, yeah, he's like, oh, because we're having a special, you can renew it right now, and you get, you know, 15% offer, whatever. I was like, no, no, no, my Xbox live is fine. He's like, okay, do you want to buy the black ops season pass? I was like, what?

He's like, you can get access to all the to buy the black ops season pass? I was like, what? He's like, you can get access to all the DLC in the zombies. You can buy it right now. I was like, no, no, I'm fine. I've never had someone trying to sell me DLC at a physical brick and mortar store. Yeah. Like, the season passes are big now. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not a fan of the season pass.

I'm not particularly either, but why are they selling it at the store? Like, you can just buy it through The best work in a market place. You get like you have a certain quote of the eft of me. I worked a game stop Yeah, but I don't understand why game stop is even selling it to begin I don't understand either. I hated that what that game stop in this case best buy. Yeah, what's your issue with this season pass? I you know, I don't you know I just I'm like you guys where he said he didn't want people asking him how he's doing in a store because he knows it's funny I had to work retail and constantly the upselling thing

So I'm very tolerant of it and I really don't so much mind this is passing It's just the latest thing they're trying to sell to us. I constantly can't stand though. I don't want to join Your club. Yeah, I never do what? Any reward program. I don't want the target card. I just don't want any of that stuff. I don't want to see the end cards. Why would you want somewhere you use frequently? What's that? Like if you go there frequently. Well, the thing is like-

Why wouldn't I want it? Yeah. Here's one reason why. I don't like first of all carrying around something I want. Like to minimize my wallet as far as I can. I can't stand that. And also I heard this really crazy thing one time about a guy who had a grocery store card and he says old dude he slipped and fell in the store and i and i probably an urban legend something but then he goes to court

over the slip and fall accidently had and they pulled his shopping history up and they said well three days before this you bought a lot of alcohol is a possible that you were drunk when you were in the store sir and it's like i don't want then tracking that there's a reason why that they they do that and it's usually the And it's like, I don't want them tracking that. There's a reason why they do that. And it's usually the track you're spending habits and I don't want people gathering data on me at my privilege, you know?

What? I agree. Well, I'm not gonna agree. I understand what you're saying, but I look at that the same way as food. I just don't give a shit. I'm just like, here's my data, here's my fucking DNA. I'll fucking, fucking jerk it in.

I just don't like all the email. You can have it. I just don't give a shit. Well, it's all the emails. I'll fucking fucking jerk. I'm still like a copy mail. You can have it. I just don't give it. Well, it's a keymail. Don't fucking call me. You'll also get like, like, old spam, like you'll get like a lot of junk mail as well. There's a place that the Austin Airport, I come from the name of it, but you order food on the screens and then it just comes out. Oh, and I would you know what it is?

Yeah, it's all of them. Everything in Austin reports like that. So I look at this thing. I'm like, I don't have to interact with anyone here. This is brilliant It is if I order something I any question that comes back I like it less and less and less like some some things you order here And it's like three steps to actually them being done So I was like I don't have to interact with anyone So I swipe the thing and I did all the thing I wanted and then I think like a month later

I came back and it says touch the screen or swipe your card to start. I was like, why swipe your card now? I was like, okay. And it said, hey Gavin, welcome back. Last time you had this. Do you want it again? And I was like, yes. And I was kind of like, that is awesome. I like, I love that.

I'm with you. I get it. There's certain places where I like interacting with people though. Like Brandon loves, he has a chipotle app on his iPhone so that he can order chipotle before he leaves the office. He goes down to chipotle, he gets himself a big like burrito. Yeah, he likes a big burrito. That was the creepiest thing.

I'm saying it likes it stuffed in his mouth. But here's what I see. If you, here's the thing, this goes with all burrito places that I've ever had experience with. If you go and you talk up the person that's making a burrito and you're really friendly to them, you ask how their day is going, they will hook you up with a... I just want to say that to be partly fucking jack logic. If you want, if you happen to go and someone happens to talk to you, people will have

to get to the point. And what it is like if you happen to go and someone's like, oh that's awesome, blah blah blah, hook you up. But to go in with the mindset of like, okay, she's what you do. Oh no! No! And that's the first fucking thing that happened to went to Freebirds with Jack. The first time I ever went to Freebirds, I was there with Jack and Jack was like, he literally

telling me he goes, hope you get like the big fat guy as the guy that gives you your food because they hook you up with like double meat. Well sometimes you know, like, here's a big shit. It's like a double meat. You don't want double meats, don't just ask for double meets. I don't need to hope a fat guy So I can get a 50 cent fucking discount. It's like I don't give it shit I love that I don't care. I will not make an effort to try for that shit If I go up there, it's so easy though

Just have a pleasant conversation with someone and get so much it's not The logic the logic what you're saying is you want to get free shit. Yeah, so you have a pleasant conversation with someone and get so much. It's not The logic the logic what you're saying is you want to get free shit. Yeah, so you have a pleasant conversation But it's really easy to get here. I don't want to talk so easy Like like you're having a pleasant conversation under false pre-tenses. You're having a pleasant conversation hoping for like something else in return If you're gonna have a pleasant conversation just have a pleasant conversation Don't go in with an ulterior motive. He's my issue. You know what? The fuck are you talking about?

When have you ever had pleasant conversation? I'm not even gonna do that. I'm not even gonna say it ever. I'm not even gonna do that. The people at Freiburg say try to engage you. Oh, how's your day going? Fine. Where'd you this weekend?

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Right, we're all about it. And it looks like, and then Lindsay super nice to him. For me, especially, you know, I'm used to, and honestly, it's not like a stereotype Like people in Texas are fucking nice and even more like genuine nice But I'm just not used to them like why are you so fucking nice? Yeah, it's what you want my blood. You know harvest Jersey New Jersey. It's like what do you want? Here's what I want. All right. Here's a change get out

Where that you probably hate worst in any place that we ever go to and it's where i have that reaction because i'd like don't realize i'm falling into a fake conversation and then they let me know during the conversation that's fake and they'll see something that i'm going to have a mighty fine hamburgers and they go hey sir how's your day i go good how's yours they go mighty fine i'm like fuck you Go on your goddamn brand new

They at least then they did his trap you and they fucking hammer you taking part in Have you had a mighty fine day? It's like well, have you fucked yourself? Because you can shove this hamburger up your fucking I don't like it when when places make their employees say certain things. I want to now get a job somewhere where that's completely irrelevant. Like Jersey mics and someone will be like, I'll be like, how's your day? And they'll be like, good, how's yours? And I'll be like, Jersey mics. It's a way to make any stuff. All right, well, we're going to start wrapping up here.

But no, this is my issue with stuff with options. Do it. If you want an option, say I order a turkey wrap, and I don't want mayo. That's not true, but I love mayo. I would say I'll have the turkey wrap without mayo, but I want it with everything that comes with it. So when I say I'll have the turkey wrap, they'll be like, do you want that as it comes? Yeah.

That's what I just said. I just ordered a turkey wrap, and I had no modifications with it. I will say I love Jersey mics, but every time you go there, they ask you, do you want that a micsway, which is like everything they have and all that stuff, and it's like I get almost micsway, but I don't get like three things, so like do you want a micsway? I'm like, no, fuck you, here's what I want, I want this, this, this, this, this, and it's like eight out of the ten things of micsway, I would so much rather walk up to a computer screen And like that's what I want enter. Yeah, I agree. I love Dawson Airport for the touch screen so good. I just hate and

Not I will say that web interfaces have revolutionized ordering pizzas. Yeah, that's like the best thing Yeah, Domino says the best interface. Yeah, I had a really I had another really frustrating experience today actually. So I went to the water burger down here by our office and I was in line with the drive through and That's going pretty fast. The car front of me gets up to the Speaker I think okay, well I'm up next. So I'll be rolled my window down so I can be ready or on my window down Woman pulls up in front of me to speak like looking to order burger when I get you woman to the car Like I need a minute. I'm like what the fuck woman this hamburger's here So she's there chicken she's there's a minute forever. They say okay. I'm ready to order Okay, and then and then she sits there and she's like

What kind of chicken sandwiches do you have? Something the person on the other side has I explained like the three or four different chicken sandwiches they hashed like, okay I'll take a double cheeseburger. I was like, why are you fucking asking? She must have been trolling. To be fair. The entire line was gone at that point. And then so then finally she placed her order. And then like it's like a two-lane water burger. Like you place the order. And if it's busy, they make you go to side B.

Line B. There's no one in front of her. She starts to go, she pulls into line B, then she realizes that she's fucked up. So she puts her car in reverse, comes back to the speaker, and then puts the order in line A. What, what does she do?

Is the guy tell her to go to line B? Yes, she just decided to. She just decided to say. I will say, in New Jersey, I have in McDonald's, Burger King Wendy is everything. I've never seen that Line B technology. Never. And like coming here, I'm like, wow.

Two lanes, that's so much faster. It's just, it's awesome. Yeah, we're just things when you go to in an out burger for the first time in LA. And it's like the drive-through they just give up on using immediately, and it's just a line around the building, and there's a dude out there taking orders from the parking lot.

I'm just so terrified of keeping anyone waiting, that whenever I'm eating a restaurant, I've already decided my backup, like if someone, if a way to comes up to me, it says, do you need a minute? I mean, I never need a minute. So basically, before I've stepped down, I've glanced the menu, I'm like, in an emergency,

I'm gonna order that. I don't want that necessarily, but I can say that if someone comes by and I'm ordered. And then I decide what I actually want, if I have time. But I always have a backup order, so it's like, do you need a minute, no, no, no, no, no, the burger, the biggest burger. That's funny, a bit extreme,

but I don't know if we told a story or not. Having that exact same scenario, a New York Comic Comic Con last year, going to a fucking diner. It was like me, Barbara, and Chris, and it's like, I ordered, the guy's like, hey, what do you want? I was like, I ordered, and then Barbara ordered,

and then Chris ordered, and they were like, oh yeah, I'm gonna have that today. He was like, he's trying to walk out. The worst is when, just, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is when just, uh, uh, uh, like he creeped the fuck out. Like he had no idea. It was like, also your family is dead. It was like the enemy that invades you where you orders a dream.

Can you guess for it? Yeah, it was like while Gavin is a bit extreme, I can actually respect that because he was like his world crumbled in front of him because it was like, yeah, we don't have that sandwich and he was like, oh, he just cracked the cyanide, Chris is dead. Chris is one of my favorite people in the whole world because he just says and does things that no one else would ever do. Me, Karen, Chris went to Torchie's tacos a few weeks back and we parked the car. We're walking through the parking lot and this Very pregnant woman and her husband are walking out of Torchie's Tacos And I noticed that Chris looks at her and then afterwards he looks back forward continues to walk and it's not a Consul motion he hits this look at his face

He's thinking of something it's almost like he almost smelled something bad And he's trying to figure out where it came from he just has this like really puzzled look on his face And he starts doing these weird hand motions where he's putting his hands out in front of him. And I ask, dude, what are you doing? And he goes, what would you do? What do you think would happen if I ran up to that husband and wife? And I went up to her and I said, I cast your baby.

And then I ran away. Do you think he'd be mad? And we honestly didn't know the answer because logically no There's no reason to be mad for someone going I curse your baby because That's gonna be my future kid Oh, you mean there's no reason to be mad because Curses don't exist Don't exist

Should one day welcome to the receipt podcast Yeah, it's not I want to be I want to stamp all rumors now I curse your baby. I want to stamp all rumors now. She's not but should one day welcome to the receipt podcast Not I want to I want to stamp all rumors now. I curse your baby. I want to stamp all rumors now She's not but should one day Lindsay be pregnant and someone run up to her and say I curse your baby I'm gonna punch him and say the thing Are you insane? Kid turns out to kind of be a dickhead. You know they're gonna be like it was that fucking girl So when you're so do you think about the stuff at the time when you're in a grocery store you and you Gavin I wouldn't even want to do it. That's fucking retarded. I'm just wondering, I'm like, I'm fucking already human. Let me ask you this. So do you think about this stuff all the time?

When you're in a grocery store, and you Gavin, when you're in a grocery store, and you have say two items, or excuse me, you have like 20 items, nothing you ever spend that much money. But if you had 20 items, and the person behind you has two, do you let them go in front of you?

No. You never think about that. Just go, just go, just go, do it. But you have 20 in the person behind you is two. I've got that first. Okay. Put it through. Do you ever do that?

Do you ever let the person behind you go in front of you? It looks like the person is gonna have a hard time making it through that line. She's asking me, shut up, both of you. It's rare, but sometimes yes. I do it all the time. I do it all the time. And the thing that bugs me when I go out to eat with people,

when you go out with people and like say, six people in a decent sized group and you order food together, first of all people can never fucking order they can never get anything figured out and the fucking thing I hate more and anything else is when the waiter brings the food and they said they're standing with hot plates serving you your food they go who had the enchiladas everybody's like I'm like he did he had the fucking enchiladas you had enchiladas oh what me yeah I had enchiladas I know one team's understanding with that prize is the same problem. I feel like I have to play air traffic control Yeah, and then the waiter comes on is everything okay?

Yeah, it likes you drawing Does anybody need anything No, I guess not It's awful going out to eat with Monty because Monty he's just super efficient He's just completely judging. Oh, I have water, more water. Not that much water. I'm like, it's awful. And I'm just like, thank you.

We're fine. They don't talk to that one. Just don't, just don't. You should make them pay us if nobody knows that to me. You should just say to the way that nobody here ordered that. Take it back to the kitchen, throw it away. Yeah. It's the most frustrating thing in the world.

It's like, I know one of your assholes ordered the enchilets. I was like, you know, you did it. Why do I have to interject myself in this process? This is someone else's strategy. And what are people doing that they don't know the waiter is there to give you your food? They're all scared of you. They're all scared of you.

I'm a fat ass, I'm always like, where's the waiter? Where's the waiter? Yes, food! Food! We gotta wrap, we're going around. It isn't me, you and the writers, we're not food! That's what you're saying. I didn't know how you don't notice that.

Gus, come on. We're not. We're really quick, and then we'll wrap. I will say, as far as Gus being pissed off or ordering food and stuff, Lindsay and I went out with him and Esther a couple weeks ago, and the bill came out, and looked at the bill, and Gus put his money down,

and I'm like looking at how, or I think I actually looked at it first, and I put all my money down, and Gus was like, are you good? And I was like, yeah, it's fine. And Gus was like, oh my God, thank God. Like you are crunching all the numbers in your head, and you ask? And I was like, yeah, it's fine. And gosh, it's like, oh my God, thank God. Like, you are crunching all the numbers in your head. And like, you ask me for money down here,

and you're like, please leave it, please leave it. You looked at the bill, you put money in, and you handed it to me, and I thought, oh, fuck, here we go, right? And you had given the perfect amount. Like, in my head, I'd already figured out what you should have paid, what I should have paid, and with the tax and debt.

And you had left like the debt on amount, I would have left. I was like, are you good? have left the debt on him out. I would have left. I was like, are you good? Do you need change? I think it's what I said. You're like, no. I'm gonna change you. I'm like, no, that's it.

And he was like, oh my God. Thank you. Oh, I see it. That's the only time in my life that has ever fucking ever. You know, like no joke. Gus was the light. He's like, I want to thank you. I want to thank you all this day.

The bill's been paid. I'm done. Yeah. All right. That's it. We got a rap. No. Yes, but also we talk We actually covered everything the list today. I'm really surprised. No, I didn't cover Gus and I played a game called natural selection to it's a steam game It's an asymmetric game where we did one person is playing in RTS style gaming giving us orders while the rest of us are in FPS modes It's actually really really cool. Yeah, I've forgotten about it. It came out. I think October 30th I just remembered this past week and I spent all weekend playing

Fun Cara, sorry about your turkey that we tore apart. No, no one is sorry. It was annoying stupid man. Sorry about that Well, on that note, we're gonna rap. Sorry guys. You're gonna miss me next week But I'm sure you'll find someone else to sit here seriously. What are we gonna do? I don't know figuring out Anyway, have a good Thanksgiving if you're in the US if you're not in the US fuck you You thought it was you thought it was a conspiracy, but it's actually true. There it is This is my first time to make us in the US hate the people. I've never done this before. What's that? Thanksgiving. Oh my god. What we know what we do?

Food or something yes for food. Yeah I've never done this before. What's that? Thanks, Jimmy. Do you not have a thanksgiving? Oh my god. What would you mean? You mean that? Food or something? Yes, for food. Yeah. All right. What does that mean? I've just gone along a long time.

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