Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #194

Episode Date: November 28, 2012

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savaged untamed wilderness in one of the most brutal and shocking series on the web. To get your experience, go to youtube.com, forward slash show, forward slash the far cry experience. Hello! Welcome to the Rishi podcast. Hey, it's podcast. We have a really, really special episode because we have no Gus here. I'm actually genuinely worried about this podcast. We have a part of the episode.

It's gonna be podcast. It's not. This means you might have, look off of the ITT that's gonna be... It's mad. This means you might have couched portion of the podcast. Yeah, it is. No, we got Ray. Ray's moving the podcast. Yeah, Ray, yo. To me, it's like when you do something with your parents and then you do it on your

own for the first time. It feels like that. You don't consider me one of the parents? Who are you? You don't want to let my brother... Oh, that makes me feel cooler. I was gonna say goofy old friends. Yeah, I was thinking Uncle too. Well, hello, I'm sitting in for Gus. I'm Bernie Burns. I will now be driving

the podcast, which means I'll just be telling everyone else to shut up apparently. And so you have a earpiece. Yeah, you have the F.I. Do you get up? Wait, is this way? Yeah, how do you feel that I can wash that? This is this is allows Brandon to talk directly into my brain. What's he saying to you right now? Hey, do we have the set up this week for the rebuttals Brandon? No, I think I think they pulled it down Apparently Gus was in charge of that so my sense. He's not here. We're not doing it my favorite thing about before this podcast Brandon came out and he goes Guys really need to get the energy up Guys, really need to get the energy up. We all, you know, I'm like, I really got me pumped up.

You get me, I'm like, oh, I got you guys. Lots of energy. And after that, I just felt, whoo! Kind of killed the spirit. Kind of took the window. Yeah. The tension's not a bad brain in impression though. That nod that brain it does, okay?

He's what we're going to do. You know that rocking, that's the sign of autism. Yeah, you know, I see like a build that in interviews. For some reason, people walk, build gates to be autistic. I don't know why and so they always like Attribute the stuff to him. I guess it's not enough that he's the most brilliant guy on the planet made Bill have one Count so this is introduce yourselves for God's sakes. I'm Ray Narve is have you ever been the podcast before? Ray like briefly briefly okay ten minute clips. He came in made already funny joke and left

So what I do is how he's talking. Hey. Hey, and then I'm Gavin. I am Jack. I'm Ray. He's also Ray, Ray too. Yeah, you were the podcast. Ray, I remember we really liked your appearance because you were on the podcast and then left. Yeah. You were sitting there for about two minutes

with nothing to say and you just went, well, I said, I'm like, I have to go do something. My plan, it needs me. There's always an awkward point where it's like someone sits in on the podcast, like, oh come in for a second and then it's sit there for an hour. And that's like, do I go? Do I?

Right, it's like, no, that shit. You basically think it's more awkward for you or the person who's sitting there. I don't know. It's pretty awkward for us to. You are. Everybody involved, it's just uncomfortable. Yeah. See, it doesn't bother me.

Do you think it makes the viewer feel awkward? No. If the viewer is watching our podcast, they're probably already awkward. Are you trying to make it awkward right now? No, I know. And, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, myself feel awkward. It's awkward people.

I'm just going to take the awkward bullet from all you guys. The awkward bullet. Right off the top. This is something I've noticed about you, Joel. I've never seen you look comfortable in my life. What are you talking about? Go to bed. Yeah, I'm not ever saying that.

I'm not comfortable. I'm going to match you up. Can we talk about what we did last night? Or were we like talking about it? Yeah, so last night we went bowling, practice bowling, was me, Gav, Joel, Jack, and Barbara. Bumpers? And Camp Brontor had a good choice.

And he said, no one looks cool bowling. Well it's one of the sportswear. If you're terrible at bowling, you like an idiot because you're like, yeah, that's more true. That's why people like that. Yeah, yeah, that's true. But if you look good and you've got the glove and you're spinning it, it's still a terrible.

You look like a douchebag. It's still a terrible, it's not possible to look good. It's loose, loose, loose. But maybe not look good, but there is easy ways to not look bad. I'll see that. Everyone looks bad I'll see that everyone looks bad. You look really bad. Everyone looks like he looked good He was no the results of what he did look good. Bollard knocked the pins over. Yeah, okay But I was like a good guy doing the pins like you step like you like you could step up to like home plate Like playing baseball and look like a complete moron or know what you're doing, you look okay.

But I know what Joel's saying. The best bowler is still the worst anything else, right? Is that pretty much what you're saying? Who's the most famous bowler? Norman D. The guy who yells. Pee-Duev-er. And this is where you're talking about.

Pee-Web-er. Pee-Web? I can see it here. I can see it here. I know that, but it's true. I can see it in your eyes when someone else talks, so you get quiet. Like you let people take turns while talking. You're unconscious.

Oh, that's right. You're worried. And I'm worried. I'm worried about that. I'm worried about that. No, that's what it needs to be. It needs to be got got got got. It needs to be more of that.

We already had a fucking incident. I walked in here, that's my chair. Yeah. He was in there first. He refused to get out of the chair. He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know get out of the chair. He didn't know, no, he didn't know. He didn't know, I didn't want to see here. And Joel, you were like, I was like a power play.

Do you know? Well, no, no, no, do you know what it's like to get in one of these chairs? You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it.

You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get to get out of it. You get thing. And I also have a thing, I'm neurotic. I also have a neurotic thing about me. And it's not a thing about the chair. I have a more neurotic thing. I had to sit on the left side.

Is that true? Really? Is it because you're left handed? I don't know, I don't want to talk about it. Okay, I think I know. I think I know. I can sit on the left side. I think I know this problem.

If you would have said that, I would have, you know I would have totally just taken it. All these nothing you said all these years if you go through all the podcast You all the love my audio, but you'll know He was if you left Carefully enough in the audio podcast just to the left Yeah, no, it's true in the video podcast. He's always on that side. He's on the right side of the frame But facing this is what I think it is. I think everyone has this everyone has a good side, right? I don't know I think I think you prefer being in that seat because you favor that side of your face

I don't at all. I don't know which side of my face make it up. Yeah, I know what you're saying about good side I don't know what my good side is. I have this is my good side It's a magical You have my side you're your PM. My nose is snapped like that way. So from this angle, my nose is broken. Jesus. Get that away from me. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why is your nose is that?

Like, just not noticing that? It's crooked. It looks fine. I fell on it when I was a kid and it just grew a bit wrong. It looks alright at the time, but as I, as my head aged, it went left. I might hurt your body. I'm not in this way. You guys, no, I'm good.

I'm going this way. That was a conversation with my nose. No, it's head of the fake. My other thing is like what I know about my face, the main feature that's different from one side to the other, you can't even see because I have a big mole on the left side, my left chin. Oh you do? Yeah, I'm really, really, really sad. But you have a beard. You never see it. No, I have a beard just because I have a beard.

I had a mole underneath my mustache for a while. I actually shaved it off and she got rid of it. What did you say? What did you say? I had a mole on my face. But I'd always have it hidden because I had a goat's e. I had something. I had facial hair.

Like the guy in the scrub. And then I was like, yeah, yeah. It was bad. Having a mole is not always a good thing. So I shaved off my goat's e and they cut it off. Oh, you made it sound like you shaved off your mole. I'm like, no, he's having mold is not always a good thing. So I shaved off my my my go to eat and they cut it off. Oh, you made it sound like you shaved your mold. I like the whole god. No, no point was a doctor mentioned in the first part

of that story ever. Then that's I'm not a professional helping you. How do they remove a mole lasers? No, it wasn't lasers was a freeze it. Yeah, they froze this one and they like this kind of scraped off like a walt. They can, you know, they can really fuck that up, that cryotherapy. Like if they hit you just a little bit too long,

they can give you massive frostbite and you have huge reactions to it. There's like a run of posts about it on Reddit where somebody was getting a warped remove and they had like this horrible like, it's like a little dot on the first day. And the second day it's like a bruise. And then the third day,

it looks like something from Resident Evil. It has taken over. Yeah, they're hand or they're arm. And I can say, I's like a bruise, and then the third day, it looks like something from Resident Evil has taken over. They're hand or their arm. And I can say, I'm getting sick of the fact that Reddit has turned into a gorse site. Like what did that happen? Well, I mean, like if you go on like WTF, I don't know that. Yeah, stay away from that stuff. Like the main site, I don't know, it's just like a big show stuff. Like you were showing me some, it's just like, like you're just checking the spot, like

with two minutes of it, it's like, hey, Gavin, look at this. I'm like, gone! And he proceeded to keep showing you. Yeah, really? The YouTube does. Where if it's a bit of a YouTube video. A bit of a YouTube video. YouTube does the thing where if it's an over 18 video, you have to sign in first.

I wish my eyes did that to stuff, but it was about to see, like, to continue seeing one thing. I was just going to go blind on the phone. Yeah, there you go. Googles. There you go. You can have a look at how you don't want to see it in life. How far away we're from having like voice passwords with Siri, where I can use my voice

to be authenticated. I'm surprised I'm not hearing now. Yeah. We talked about before. The Siri work. No. Yeah. Okay, I've never seen a documented case of Siri working.

I've watched other people use Siri successfully. I have never done it myself. The problem with that burns is the fact that Ryan would be able to get into all my shit. Yes, you would be. You would be. So I brad. But I read a, I read a, I think I talked about this before.

I read a comic actually by XKCD, where he talked about the entropy levels of what we considered to be good passwords, like where you put like letters and numbers together and it's like about eight to ten characters long. And that if you just take four words that are easy to remember, like circus sky, bicycle land. And you like you'll remember that.

It's very easy. Remember that those four simple words together have more entropy than like all these crazy letters and symbols. Strong together. That makes sense. Yeah. It see the amount of characters, right? Yeah. It just gets exponentially higher as you go out. And it's like, if that was our passwords,

like, there's four key phrases, and then we could just say that, then it would be a combination of recognizing your voice, and then also you're knowing those key phrases. Yeah. That seems like a much better thing to do. I just want to pass all that. Let's just go straight to the retina scan. Let's just go straight to the retina scan. Let's just go straight to the retina scan.

Hey, you have fingerprint scanners on laptops now. I've never used one. They actually work. Do they? Yeah. Yeah. Would you buy it hoping it not work? I was given a free laptop by that Lenovo company

who made laptops, and you just kind of smear your finger over it. Instant. It's so much quicker. It's not like you have to wait for it to load, and it's just logged in. That would be way cooler on an iPhone instead of sliding in the typing in. They could just do that with a home button eventually. Yeah. Yeah. It would be like you'll eventually see your fingerprint. Nobody else using my phone. A phone is like the most personal

device you can have pretty much at this point. As long as you have the wallet functionality built in. I'm also really appreciative of the fact that they build in the remote arrays of phones now. The moment I lose it, I'll just let get another one. Yeah. I'm happy about that. Can we get back to the topic, though? I exposed to the needs. Hey, Joe, what's up?

Can you get back to the topic of the practice bowling session now? OK. Yeah. Whoa. So we're being guests. We're being guests. We were asked to be guests on this Nerdist show.

And I think it's okay to talk about it just so. We're going out to LA this week to you. We'll cut that. And even though we haven't competed yet, I think it's okay to let everyone know that we won. No, no. Not with that. Thanks for this man.

Now we'll do that. We're going to put together on this. We might have cheated. So our team is me, Joel, Gavin, and Gus. And I could see by your face last night that you were massively regretting. You were incredibly excited to have this team put together. You know what I just found out?

I found that I bold, last night in our practice session at the second game, I bold a 161. And I think Joel, you bold a 61. I thought you were a 61 and a 66. And a 66. No, I bold a 66. Yeah, a 66. Oh, you bold, yeah, because you're not going to get a 65. Get got a I got a five scrap for that. Don't don't let that go by you got a

Zillian Lincoln over got a 66. Well, I tried to get over the six Hanuk. No, yeah, the second game. No, I got not It's for another five was he came in last Hey, it's better. So I find out So Jack just came along with us because he wanted to come bowl. Jack's like doing this like spin massive curve shot And he got like 130 and 140 not so 131 twice 131 twice. I mean it's like I was watching Bernie rubble All over again. I got a laugh in the other room I don't know what that means. Um, guess what I find out today though. I'm talking about going around like

Um, guess what I find out today though. I'm talking about I'm going around like Cron about my score my 161. Yeah apparently Cara Her bowling average is in the 180s. I believe yeah Wow, I'll pause like three pounds. How's the ball? Hey Cara come out here. Well, let's you talk. Oh snap So the character said she said she just said she bowls like like a 180 I don't know where the hell she Now we need a thing come on get Come here. Wait me you bowling team. You have a bowling team? That's a real thing Yes, you have a microphone. You can't you can't yell off frame. No, she can yell off frame. It's fine We'll cheer for so you bowl the 180. Yeah, I think it's I think you full shit. Yeah. I gotta feel it

I've never seen you I've never seen you She did bowling for her physical fitness. That's bowling make you fit Just gives you one beefy on I have never I've never seen In college for those of you who think we can't just explain to us that for her physical fitness requirement in college She would she bowling and wakeboard. I did like the shuttle run Texas State. I think of the Damor Racers. I did that.

What? I'm Dave. Hey, I'll take you anytime, Jack. What? And bowling. I'd love to go bowling. Let's go. Let's go to night. Jack loses that killer instinct. What? The attack bowling killer instinct.

You know the gust is not going to be good be gonna bowling. I mean he was my weak link Like you guys were supposed to be ringers What you look at the greener what is the end what's the end objective? Here like what is your end objective here? I clearly stack the team for entertainment value clearly It is entertaining. That's it. It's in a we are gonna out entertain the fuck out of these We are I am a the we're gonna spray an ankles and, we spray that on the rules. Figure bottles and, what is the smokey crowbar with you? Spray?

Yeah, we're basically at the same time. It's a damage to your ligament, I guess. Nothing but in related to that. No. It's damage to the soft tissue of your joint. Got it. The thing is about Jack though, he's good at bowling and he could probably pull it off if he was more casual about it like if you just leisurely stroll back off to get

a strike, but he's just the smuggest like strut-filled walk back. No, he was doing the turning around not looking at the explosion. He was like, no, I did that one time, I was going to throw it through, I knew I wasn't going to hit anything so I just turned around and started walking away. We should do a complete. You picked up a spare where you turned around and you were just going, maybe one time. I'll give you one time.

I was a smug asshole. But other than that, like the other time. Oh, no, dude, you look good. You're bowing well. I don't know if you can just look good. Well, the results look good. Again, the bullying itself did not look good. I want to say, it's not possible for bullying to look good.

Nothing is better than that sound when you throw a bowling ball. I can think it's that pocket and it's it's explode. So your pins explode. Pleasureing. It's like you're repressing something. Pleasureing a woman doesn't sound as good as pins just get knocked by a bowl. Well that's what you hear. How do you open this? Is your pins breaking and then like is there a bottle opener? Don't do that. Yes, here. Yeah, here.

Use an achievement hunter bottle opener, Joel. Oh, thank you, Jess. Yes, you should have a bottle opener. Veilbunruci.com slash store. Nice. Cyber Tuesday. Cyber Tuesday. So I've got my finger.

Cyber Wednesday. You're listening to it. Audio podcast. But I was like somewhere in Jack's head. We had the, we had the group ball plushies on sale in the, we had the group ball plushies I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!

I'm here! I'm here! I'm here! the mouth. And I put my hand over his. It was during a live stream for the members who came out. And then he squirmed. And which normally I like. But yeah, they moved his hand. And I moved my hand and then I ended up kissing him square on the mouth. Wow. Yeah, it tastes like vinegar. Oh, I see that.

It's a smell of it. Ladies. It's Gary Singles. Gary and Chris, are they back from... They're back. They were in the office today. New Zealand? Yeah, it's really 10. Yeah, Kerry is very 10. Well, they did something very cool. Which they did. carrying Chris are they back from uh... they're back to the office today nizielandia yeah carry is very ten

well they did something very cool which you know they are we should be revealed very cool very we should be revealing it very soon and they are unbelievable we have a barber made a comment about jolz neurosis that i think i just drank a jolz beer she is wow that that means that you think you have every disease now. So I think I caught hypochondria from you.

Don't worry, you're not in your beer. I'm a little worried about it. Yeah, that's yeah. Well, we were talking earlier about showing different stuff, like I was getting sick of seeing stuff on Reddit. That's just gross stuff. And I've always wondered this, like you're automatically subscribed to what the fuck from WTF for Reddit, but you're're automatically subscribed to what the fuck from WTF for Reddit, but you're not automatically subscribed to like gone wild or the not safe for work stuff.

You know, cause that's all new stuff. So you're not automatically subscribed to that, but you're subscribed to all the gross stuff. I know you watch walking that, right? I'll subscribe to the gross stuff. Like there's like funny and picture subscribed to, and sometimes some gross stuff might slip in there, but for for the most part the real bad stuff is not on there. I'm default subscribed to everything on Reddit. I don't have any special subscriptions.

Okay, okay, everything on Reddit, but the main channels of Reddit. Everything I'm subscribed to is what was default subscribe to be what I signed up. And so on that from page I always end up with gross, gores stuff. Really? Yeah, but I don't ever end up with like, new to these stuff, which is that weird like double standard in the US that like, new to these off limits, but gross is totally fine. Do you watch Walking Dead this week?

Yes, I did. So, Andrea's got this thing where she's putting on her clothes. Yes, she does. And they're half-showner, but a little bit like a second. Just a second. Yeah. It was hard because I got John Rew tried rewind wasn't it no I got it frame it was such a short moment that I missed it on the TV when you go back and it like like we hit play again it moves you back a few seconds like missing it I'm frustrated but

because of course I went back and she's such a tease she had such a tease but it's like they showed that for like half a second. Then literally five minutes later in that same episode, you're seeing someone's guts completely torn out of their body. Like, this and Bal. Did you hear what happened with the guys? I don't watch this show. I'm not caught up in the show. But did you hear what happened with the advertiser for the show?

Oh, yeah, that was funny. Yeah, so. It was like a food commercial. Not after that. So, literally, I saw a clip of this. I don't know the context of it, but it was like a food commercial. Yeah, not after that. So it's all, literally I saw a clip of this. I don't know the context of it, but it was a guy being eaten by zombies and they're like devouring his guts

cut to the walking dead on AMC. Brought to you by KFC and then cut to a KFC. Well, I'm being a lady chicken. And I was like, what, I think it would have been plan better. So anyway. It didn't bother me. That's pretty fun. Still gonna eat the chicken.

Still gonna eat the chicken. It's good. Still gonna eat the chicken. It's gonna eat his chicken in trails. He's gonna love it. But you've been playing the Walking Dead game, right? Yeah. The last episode was the last week. Yeah, last one say was the final. How many of you were there? Five. Five.

Start in April and just finish this week. And then you're releasing a full retail soon, right? Yeah, it's just a disc-based version of it. It's a weird game, right? It's not like you don't shoot anything. You just like go in through this. It's like a... It's something like a motion. So you go through, you make choices for dialogue and choices

for your characters as to what they're going to do. Mainly it's driven through one character, you can even Lee. You ever it. Lee Everett. And then there's little moments where you have like kind of point and click battles. It's very minimal.

Very minimal. That's a kind of... Contrabonster. There's one moment where you actually are confronted by a bunch of zombies and you actually you shoot five zombies it's the most excited i've ever been to video games like actually a catch-and-go off guard like a it's like shooting the wall

they're initially tempted to like sort of type in a response to them like i don't know what or died on the side yeah but You're initially tempted to like sort of type in a response to them like, Hi, I'm Johnny here. I don't know what you're talking about. Or, Doc, he's on his dime. Yeah, but that's where you play in the remote. You're just gonna play in the remote. And it's like, I tell you, it's like, you'll play for maybe three minutes before you do any interaction at all sometimes. Like, there's some lengthy stuff that takes place and then finally get the point where you have to choose.

And also, it like makes you pay attention because when your choice shows up on the screen, you usually have about 20 seconds to make the choice. Like read all the choices and make it right out to the point where the the thing got to like one second like there's nothing left like okay yeah yeah we'll do that. Some things are like quicker than others and then sometimes you're talking to Clementine it's like like I would sit there I'm like who's Clementine. She's a girl that you find an episode or a adorable little girl the planet So that girl made Ray cry right right? I cried at the end of that game like wow really not like hysterical crying

But it's like what's good so okay? No, Joel. That's it. It's a full. That's good. No. Yeah. Yeah. It's good No, you live alone in an apartment. Well, I guess they like where you well. Well, I'm on the catch you you play you play video games pretty much That's my every ever you're waking hour. Yeah, so you'll set that in your apartment on your own playing Xbox Cheers down your face. You're crying. That's good. Yeah, I mean that's is that good? Yeah, you want an emotional engagement Yeah, Gavin has no emotions like no, you know, like I was like I was like I got glass I had at the end of Assassin's Creed revelations like with the end of like at the old story line Like it's such you've been with this guy for three full games Ezio's story line. Like, it's such, you've been with this guy for three full games and it's like, oh, you know,

like, I didn't, I didn't ball. I have no, like, a wild and thin thing. Yeah, absolutely. No, they're the same. I've never, I've never cried at a movie. I'm obviously never, I've never cried at a movie. You've never cried at a movie. No, I'm just like it Ralph and I'm like,

you know what, seizures and like, like, that wouldn't matter to you at all. I'm just usually, especially with Jeff, I live with Jeff, Jeff cries, every single thing that comes on the screen, but it's just usually like, just streams of liquid coming down everyone else, not just like, really, everyone, really?

We're gonna do this. I don't think Jeff would be able to play the walking dead game. No, I'm not. Absolutely. I'm trying to put together like, what the bounty would be like, what some kind of bonus structure, what we would have to pay Jeff to go through all five episodes.

Are there some correlations from the game to the to the to the show? Sounds like there's a similar theme maybe working. Well, it's in the comic. Yeah, there's a few characters that cross over, but for the most parts, the original original people. I mean, the comic, the game and the show, if they're on screen, there's no guarantee they're going to be allowed in the next episode. I mean, they'll have major characters that you're invested in, and it's like-

Well, there's two characters. There's two characters I think probably get a pass for now, right? Yeah, when you're on a show? Yeah, on the show, yeah. So, those characters, who are they? Rick and Carl probably get a pass. i don't think they're they can probably no i think so especially carl because carl is

i think maybe the shoes future potentially you know i mean after that i don't know how much we can i don't want to have a little bit of the comic i've not heard the comment okay so this is it i'm just a tv view yeah but they they they switch it up because they'll kill people in the comic and then bring Other people like in other words they killed I can't remember one of the characters. Yeah, but so the comic is not I mean Well, they're separate plots. I mean sort of the comic in the show are sort of diverging a little bit now sort of well

They will kill characters that are you know alive in the comic and vice versa whatever just kind of keep you. Yeah there's a lot of differences in the TV show. You say vice versa? I don't know. That's what he said. What do you say? Vice versa. But according to the meaning of the word it could be either one. It could be the right choice. It's no for pleasure. I like you. You, huh? I like you. Yeah, but like in the comic and in the show, major elements of the seasons, like especially locations, those are very consistent. It's the characters that are not. Did that fire truck do a complete lap of a whole building?

It sounded like stereo. I felt like this fire truck drove up my ass and I was so close to it. Well, it's like where I lived. They had the fire station. They were next to it. And then the driveway wraps all the way around my building and then If somebody You're living room We're in it back out downstairs and then go like this is going already if somebody shoved the siren up your asshole

Yeah, right, right, right, right, would it be quieter if you're a fat guy When they turned it on I don't what does that mean like would you absorb the sound in anyway? Is that what fat does it absorb? It's the sound. They sell those toothbrushes to kids now where you brush your teeth and hear music or whatever. Yeah, I'm on the same thing. I, what, you hear it through your mouth.

Vibrations are your bones in your head. Yeah. Yeah. That's always miss about people picking up radio frequencies and that filling and stuff. That's garbage, yeah. Lucy, Lucy, you'll, uh, ball said that, right? She said she picked up some

Yeah, but she's crazy and old yeah, like from the Soviets or something. Yeah, so be it's Serious are the Germans or whatever. I don't know the Germans No, seriously look it up. I'm not bullshit. I thought I was the Japanese. What's the Japanese? No, it's so big Oh, they sense it's keep me down now. I need you to get it right. Yeah,'re gonna write it. She was over there. She was talking about it. Do you guys hear about the big leak today? I don't dapp punk leak this song. Bungie's new game documents were completely leaked.

Apparently. Yeah, somebody posted it online. That's not good. Apparently, there's documents from an advertising agency supposedly. And it's like the game concept art. She uses Christ. Premise of the game. major characters in the game. Yeah, that's what the industry is in there. That's why it's so surprising when game companies actually hold stuff back like this year E3 Ubisoft launched watchdogs. Yeah, and they had

gameplay food. I mean they were playing it live on stage and no one heard anything about that. Yeah, and then went from nothing to play it on stage. It was like holy shit. If I'm at a company and I suffer some sort of leak, I immediately just turned into a marketing campaign. Yeah. Well, that actually the same oddly enough, this morning in Nintendo, they have a new Wii Mini. Yeah, what's up with that? They somehow that leaked out through an ad or something. It was suddenly appeared on the Best Buy homepage that's coming on a future date. Yeah. And so Nintendo's a real shit. Okay. And so they've pushed out the rest of the materials for it. But I'm going to record saying that my problem with the Wii is not the size of the console.

That's not an issue that I have with the Wii. So it's like we're at that state now where it's just sort of like, well, we're all out of ideas. Let's just start changing the size. So some crazy stuff came out today. So the Wii U over Black Friday weekend, I guess from Black Friday to Cyber Monday, sold 400,000 units. The Wii sold 300,000 units,

and the Xbox 360 sold like 750,000 units. Yeah, it did. So the Xbox outsold both versions of Nintendo's console. Well, you can also probably make the argument that maybe the Xbox is available in greater numbers than the Wii U. However, I have been in GameStop's three different times over the course of the last two weeks and there's been Wii U sitting there. Just literally just sitting there.

Like, I don't know. Like, the Wii U is suffering, I think, from the little play that the Wii got in the last two or three years of the type of cycle. Well, it's also, I can't believe they named it the Wii U. That just makes it sound like an add-on thing to the Wii. It doesn't make it sound like another console It's an entirely new console and most people don't get that it's like these Wii games Yeah, I mean it also plays backwards compatible plays right games, but it's HD. It's like the HD version of the Wii console. The HD Wii Get out Thank you. We want to welcome Barbara

But I have a Wii U and I can tell you that the Mario game on is awesome. Do you have it because you have kids? I have it because I can't not have a console. You know? But my kids, you can't not have a console, do they? I get a console you don't own. I would say like a new one, like I have a PS3, and I have a Wii, and I have an Xbox 360, and I have an Xbox.

I had a PS2. No. Do you have every handheld? No, I don't do handheld stuff. That's a good point. I don't like I've had like many DSs And I don't know what happened to them. They're just gone every DS has to go underneath the cushions of a car Feet somehow that's where they get yeah one talk. I'm just donating them to the universe I think do you remember the end gauge? Yeah. My friend. We got some samples of that.

Really? Yeah, there's one of the few products I've always wanted to play. Like the taco phone. You hold it like a taco. You hold it like the way it looks like a taco. And then you go like, Do we talk it looks like this? Yeah, you're in spank.

Well, you got to hear them. Make sure they're good. Talk to me, Taco. OK, you're good. It sounds like the ocean. You can devour it. You can like the ocean. You can have hours. You can have hours. So this is live.

Yeah. All right. Are you just picking that up now? So Joel, you haven't been on the podcast in a while. What's been going on in your life? Anything exciting? Joel got a tattoo. Oh, yeah, I got a fucking tattoo.

It immediately started disappearing. Actually, Twitter was at the bottom, too. And it burned. It burned. It burned the month later. What is that? That's probably not good. I don't have a touchy. I don't have a plan on getting one. No,

are you anti-tatsu? You just not be right. What the fuck's wrong with you? Yeah, sure. One night, we're going to we're going to tattoo some tears to your face. Probably just turned to stone full off. I'll probably turn to so it's all right. So are you

anti tattoo or are you just you just don't want to go for your. No, I think to Stonewall. So are you anti tattoo or are you just, you just don't want to go for your... No, I think tattoo is a hot item. Okay. But I just want to have one, because I can't think of anything in my life that I've liked for longer than a year.

There we go. That learned the rest of my damn life. Come on, Dan. Get Dan to that much of your head. No, see that's, that's, see, I was at that stage when I was your age, as well, like when I was 14, it was like, well, there's nothing that I can be committed to.

14, whatever. But then it gets to a point where it's like, I'm only gonna be alive for like probably 10 more years. So what in the fuck does it matter? What in the fuck does it matter? Amen, Julie. You're gonna live a lot longer than that. You're gonna live a lot longer than that, right?

We're not gonna get rid of that. Judging by Joe's everyday stress levels, you've put it up. This is a fact that you're not that lucky. We're not that lucky. We're not gonna get rid of you judging by Joe's Levels you've put it up. You're not that lucky Joe I have known you now a long period of time and I'm gonna know you till you're probably 85 years old Isn't that right? That is I we're gonna know each other. There's no way you think there is no way I think you Jol and Gus will live to 85 You know, you think you're gonna

Nancy over here You think you're going to live in a fancy over here? I'll get to you in another 10, you're sure. I'll get to you in another 10. Yeah, listen, I have my, my, my parents were all way older than me and my great, my great grandmother, my grandmother, my dad's mom. If she'd lived six more months, she would have lived in three centuries because she was born in 1898 and she died in 1999. Wow.

Yeah, she died in like, I think August in 1999. Wow. Yeah, she died in like I think August of 99 Wow, she almost made it. Yeah, I've lived across five decades four. What? Are you responding to your selfies? What the hell just happened? All right, hold on. Hold that thought. All right. You've got some job for him. All right I'd like to remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by Honours and their flagship product, Alpha Brain.

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the other ever all the other medication take are you a you are chemical who's quick to medicate? If you get the slightest hint of a hint of a hint. When I get around to you guys, I cannot, I'm like seven pills at my ear. Seven pills of my ear. I have no illusion that you watch or listen to the podcast

when you're not on it. That you don't keep up with it. No, I have no idea. I mean, I'm coming here and you guys are like, we gotta do this now. or listen to the podcast when you're not on it, that you don't keep up with it. Do you know? Okay. I have no idea. I mean, I'm coming here and you guys are like, we gotta do this now, we gotta do that. The thing that's started was like, let's just fucking press record go.

I mean, it's just sort of like, don't miss the good old days. Davin revealed one time, how old are you? 14? Hold on, I'm almost 15. You're almost 15. He's 20 whatever he is. 24.

He's really gross. He had never his entire life. He'd never swallowed a pill. Never. It had never happened. Yeah, no, that's weird. That's no way. Maybe this is tied into your crying thing.

I like to save. I don't want my body to be getting used to all these different medicines and stuff. So I never, again, used to feel exactly the same way you did where it's just sort of like, I gotta keep, you know, equilibrium, equilibrium. Yeah. It was really taking anything, you're just, it's gonna be worse, you're gonna come back to it. But it's like, again, when you're sort of like, well, I only have a week left.

Anyway, let's party. I only have a week left anyway. See, the thing is with me, I hate anything that modifies the way I feel in any way. And before I move to, I never even got a- You drink beer. I love that. Beer, right? That's not a modify, you know.

It's just beer. But even coffee, like when I first moved to here, I drink one mug of coffee in the morning, and I'd be like, shit. And then I would want to take a dump immediately. That's like, this is affecting me too much. I feel like I got to cut Gavin off right there before he goes any further.

Once again, it goes in the bathroom. It's like we lose 20 minutes to podcast. It's like you're going to read it. Good save. What's that? Yeah. You're talking about Halo 4? Yeah.

So we've been asked if we wanted to do a Halo 4 spoiler cast. But at this point, anyone who's played Halo 4, yeah. And when we listen to a spoiler cast, they probably have played to the entire but at this point anyone who's played Halo 4, yeah, and would listen to a spoiler cast, they probably have played to the entire campaign at this point, right? I think this one is going to be a discussion more than anything. No, so let's not do a spoiler cast, so we just talk about Halo 4 right now. And by the way, if you're listening to this right now, you can tweet us your questions using the hashtag RT Podcast. Can I just mention one thing?

I want to mention one thing. So, there are red versus blue Easter eggs in the Spartan Ops. Yep. So last week we got... It turns out the master chief is Tucker. There you go. So last week we released a guide showing you how to get the RBB Easter egg in episode three.

And Jeff jokingly during the recording said, stay tuned next week, it's going to be a big one. And then this week it was Vic. And Jeff just completely week that's gonna be a big it's gonna be a big one and then this week it was big and Jeff just completely guessed that it was a joke yeah now everyone thinks that we know what's coming up we have no we legitimately don't know what's coming up and just we got lucky and now everyone assumes that we know what we know what we know what we know. Well yeah we actually do I well I mean we don't know what order they're coming out in yeah so yeah are we do I I totally know I don't know I don't want to reveal how many total episodes there are cuz I don't know if that's

Yeah, but yeah, I know I don't share that information with you fucks But yeah, I like that you listen to the the big one and you like I don't remember doing that We did a long time ago. I was like did I record this? I love it. I literally didn't remember doing it. It was an appeared time when was it funny It's always funny. It's thick. Come on dude. Hey dude Whenever whenever you guys know it's like you guys just came out of a massive crunch and it's even hunter You guys go go back and watch even your 25 let's plays in at this point with Minecraft 20 26th okay, I was way off Jack. Thanks. So you can go back

okay, I was way off jack thanks so you can go back to listen to me. I'm sorry. What the fuck am I? We can go back and listen to you. You can go back and listen to Les Play's party 10 weeks ago and hear new stuff in it that you forgot you did at this point. No, the best stuff on the Les Play's is the best stuff on the Les Play's is the stuff that we don't know about. Like Ray, Ray is a fucking maniac on those things and he's quite about it and then Gavin will be editing it and hear it like, because we have 5 or 6 individual tracks of audio. And so, Rayles are talking to himself, and it's some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

Basically, I know, because I edit the videos with what's called a multi-clip where I can see everyone's view at one time, and they're all playing, and I'm basically just clicking on whatever is the most interesting one but whenever I see Ray's face fill his little box I'm like this is gonna be good and it's just the most entertaining thing ever. Ray's a wild man. What can you get a jump back into a lenticle? You were in some of the early ones. You were in the Tower of Pimps one. You were the witness to the creation of the Tower of Pimps. Yeah I don't even, I'm, can we just say right now that Tower Pimps is is Gavin's creation like that's a lot You know there's a lot of debate here. I got to talk about the most really debate. Yeah people like always rain By the way the audience at Twitter is so furious about it's for me at least talking about Halo 4

We're gonna talk about Halo 4. We'll get back to it You know we went we went to Pax and some fan built. Well, you said that was venom. Some fan. Yeah. Some great fan built a tower of games. Game it to us. And it was on stage.

Yes, it was beautiful. Oh, now he was just on stage? Yeah, during our panel. And what happens is, is that people will put objects in front of me. And there's a lot of people. And there's a lot of objects. And people will sign this, sign this, sign this. Sign signing stuff. No, so I can't. Object can't. And in front of me, he's a lot of people and there's a lot of objects of people who would sign to sign this sign this so I'm signing stuff No, so I can't I'm taking place in front of me like you made a time sign it foot and half

So somebody put a thing in front of me and I sign it no no you jack no did not Appreciate no, okay, so This thing was also I thought I took the blue That's what I said in the middle of our food right like we had our stuff I'm gonna write this in every food Every time I'm gonna write some of these down. The tower pimps is right in the middle And then we go to the middle and then we go to it and then we go to the middle and then we go to the side Joel started writing all over the tower pimps. All right, all right. I want someone I really want. I want somebody who's watching that to try and

Subtitle that and then send it to me, right? Is that the incredible? Well, wasn't done. I can keep you over. Yeah just make Joel subtitles anyway. So many like and Jackson Cleaver. And they're just piping over each other. You can put release a picture of the new Tower Pimps. So do you have a problem with Joel signing a Tower Pimps? Well no it's fan art. It's kind of the face. The thing was that's the thing. No it was made me and that. If a fan brought you a picture of something. Like someone drew something. The Tower how our pants would you write all over it?

That is not that is not exactly the same thing. Well, that's not why I meant it. I'm sure that's not how you meant it. That's how it comes to my point is like that. I just don't know. I know you can't get a lighter in the car. No, you're talking. You can get off. That's so bad for the kid. Oh, stop. So you can make it up. I apologize. I had to give him a shirt. I'm like,. You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm gonna make you make Gavin cry. I Don't say why it's on Gavin's desk. Oh my god. So pissed. I was upset. Why is epic deal that Joe signed it? No, he covered in his signatures He ruins on your desk. You see every day. Yeah, I don't mind it. Joe. I'm I'm I like Joe cut the camera to jack up so pissed Oh cut the camera to jack up so pissed

Then I just died in They'll stay directing now. Jack said something. I would write down whatever he said about it It's I covered in text all right. Let's talk about Halo no, but he was putting stickers on it and she I feel all that stuff off. I like I like this I hate a lot of you. Halo four. Did you see the tower pims in Halo four? There's no as far as I know there's no tower pims in Halo 4. Okay, hasn't Joel been in? Let's actually know what? We did a horse episode that someone made a tower pimpsin. Remember that?

Yeah. One of the fours of roles had a tower pimpsin. It had Gavin and then a tower pimps. That was such a throwaway moment because the way that I got created was we had to build a mine car track. And for Powered Rail, you need gold. And I was being an asshole, because I felt like a little drunk.

Yeah, a little bit tipsy. Little bit bevved. And I just used all of Ray's gold, he's about ages nine. Yeah, people say it's, I created it, but no, it's only, you created it, and the reason it's only four blocks high is because that's so much gold I had.

I just went over to the block of gold, which needs nine English, I just like, and it made four of six of it. You literally stacked it, stood on it, it's like tower pimp, so I'm like, why, why pimp's is like, oh, because you know, is like oh cuz you know pimps like gold like all right and that's how I was created Dude that you were an asshole that you were so drunk. I I had to leave the room. I got so That episode well that one in particular he was like he was just extra

I had a long lunch dude. Yeah, and I was actually getting annoyed by myself editing it I was like wow because I had to do the next day. I was like, I was a freaking, you cut out a lot. I cut out a lot. You never released the rule. It is, off of you. It's funny because you were editing it. It's like, why is this so long?

And Michael and I looked at you, I'm like, are you serious? It was like a two hour rule. You're standing in the way of the mic. Yeah, it was the one where you're trying to get the achievement for the 500 meters on a mic. Which we all got. Yeah. And the one supposed to be clear to you, this is before creative mode and you can just put it in whatever you want.

So all your gold is mined or all my hard work. Right at the end of the video, I actually managed to murder everyone and I hopped in the cart and went down the track. I we knew at this point that the track was long enough, so I was going to get the achievement if I reached the end of the track. And Michael was like, no, it tackles me off my chair and my controller like bounces across the ground But the battery flew out so he's trying to like make me get out of my car It's like it's no working and I ended up just being like he's just going

I'm going in going and then you hit like the end of the world and then you stop and nothing happens and they're like Oh, it didn't get and there's like everybody celebrating and then a pops and everybody's like well Damn it and I just walked up and I walked out and then slammed the door. And that's how the display ends, I think. You hit the door, you hit it. And then I just fade out. That was a rough one. That one has a crampled of feast.

It does. But I really liked Taylor for. I thought it was a tremendous game. Yeah, so first of all, who in the group has played Taylor for all the way through the end? Everybody has? Joel. Yeah. Even Kyle raised a hand.

Kyle, off camera. So, yeah, so Ray and I as far as I know we're the only two people in the company that have finished Taylor for I'm solo legendary you you fuck that dude fuck that I'm not doing that again No, why would you was very I'm not doing anymore. I'm done. Did you do it in reach at Halo 4? I'm done trying to get all the achievements like I don't have all the achievements in Halo 3 because they added some DLC ones like there's a fucking achievement in Halo 3 to get a perfect game. Anybody who's got that is a liar. Well, yeah, I just boosted it with friends. Yeah, perfect. Get a perfection. 15 kills. 15 kills no death.

That was an achievement for that. Yeah, that's a metal. That's pretty stiff. Do I not have that? I've only got perfection twice in all of the Halo games. I've never I've never done that. I think I'm going to have an overkill and actual overkill one time in all of Halo. And that was the achievement Halo 3. It was. Yeah, that was the one that was like, I'm never going to get that. That was hard and so is Steppen Razer, which is the three sword kills.

Yeah, because the sword was only available on like a few maps. Yeah, that one got boosted a lot. I know. I think it was my hit. It was one of them, because that's where I got it. I think my first ever achievement on a video was me getting the Steppen-Razer one. Was it really? Yeah, I think it was the first video I ever did.

I guess mine was my high club. That was the same level of rage with doing my high club on Call of Duty in veteran level cut. There were parts of Halo 4, solo solo legendary where I probably ran the same like 100 meters about 50 times. Yeah, happens a few times. My level was the 1st of mammoth, the big, uh, big myth, the big elephant I guess, and uh, when there was like 10,000 covenant vehicles and you'd say, oh yeah, you got to shore

the race and I was like, I got a sniper rifle and like an assault rifle. All right, can I take something that's gonna infuriate you sure there's an entire rack of rocket launchers on the mammoth Well I discovered it as I was getting off the mammoth Yeah, that's not even a fucking rack. Oh, I'm like I'm the same thing dude. I did the same like fighting a ghost. I'm like I'm gonna jack it I get it and the rate is like I'm like Yeah, I think you'll buy a race terrible also

I think literally in the history of Halo 4 I'm the only thing that's ever been killed by Promethean grenades. I don't understand what those things are for I don't know how to you know What the post grenades see the thing is in multiplayer you you know you unlock as you go right right the different times The grenades plasma grenades are second one you start with frags and then the post grenades is You start with frags. And then the post grenades is last, which makes you think, oh, these are the best grenades. Nope. I don't think I've ever killed anyone with them. Ever.

No, I mean, it's almost, if you're playing a game of caps to the flag, it's like, we'll upflug this hole on the base for a couple of seconds. Yeah, yeah. So that's a good point, because I don't do objective. But usually whenever I throw them, I throw it, and it goes, mong. And then everyone's like, well, there's a mild incoming.

It's our step out the way. Yeah, I can see like, seeing a whole grenade, like a, and then everyone's like, well, there's a mild incoming. It's our step at the way. I can't see anything like a whole grenade like a ragna-rock is like, well, what? Yeah. I'll just go to that. I'll just go to that. Do you have a, is there any other maps on multiplayer other than ragna-rock?

Because apparently anytime that there's a vote, you're playing ragna-rock. Is it their exile or ragna-rock? I played maybe 50 big team games Never played rag no rock once really. I want to do is play I played it once and it was any anyone can and it's anyone votes for Regra which I have mine. I love rag and rock so listen Except I'm I'm not sure and they've gone back and you know like this is I don't know why they change names I actually I think I mean they think they've been over three years. Why do they do that? Like why not just call it

ball? It's the same. They'll be like the Halo 3 one. Well, did they change? Walk out to like blackout. Listen, like that's like a very minor change. Look out to blackout. Yeah. So do you ever say coagulation to distinguish between Halo 2 blood coach? Blood coach is the only exception where everyone everyone knows his blood coach. Really? You don't know if it's all. You don't know if I'll allow. I do, yeah. But I say, I'll allow.

I don't know. It's an iconic. I'm just saying life. Hard enough. We don't need this. I have hard enough. I don't need this. Don't.

Level nomenclature. Not needed. So what are you playing now, Joel, besides? Mostly Halo 4. Mostly Halo 4. Yeah. So I wanted to talk about Halo 4. You're going through. And you're going through. And you're So what are you playing now, Joel, besides? Mostly Halo 4.

Mostly Halo 4? Mostly Halo 4. So I wanted to talk about Halo 4. You're going through, you're playing Halo 4. There you are. And then you hit a cutscene. Yes? Where you get to talk to the librarian.

Yeah. And the librarian tells you a bunch of shit. She says, once upon a time, they're always the direct. And the direct lot of shit is once upon a time. Don't say a lot of things. A tie-dacked in the world. The fighting in the tie-dacked in the library. The fighting one. It's a really started. And it's fighting.

But it's like, I don't know what the fuck she's talking about. Okay. I thought I would take it up. Apparently the librarian, according to the site, was married to the African-American. I'm going to blow your mind right now Boom a mind people always say like read the books like the Greg bear books and all that yeah

Get the terminals achievement and watch all terminals Actually tells you stuff watch our gun like when three four three took over the first game They made was the halo anniversary one and the terminal videos in Halo CE are fucking awesome. Yeah. In anniversary. Likewise, we got the terminal videos. I went and did that achievement with my kiddo. And we watched all the terminal videos in Halo 4.

Bad ass. They do some really interesting stuff with just like telling the story of Guilty Spark when he's just bored. Or he's floating around the house. In anniversary. Yeah. And then he's just like, I decided to eject some of this Halo out into space. And you just see like a diagonal of a load of it. Just gonna like,ze. In anniversary. Yeah. And then he's just like, I decided to eject some of this haze out into space.

And you just see like a diagonal of a load of it, just going like, yeah. It's funny, but it gets like a jet on his face. Pull the plug along. It's a lot of work. He's doing stuff to entertain himself. But yeah, I always, I read on the, I never read the books, but I read the sites, the wiki sites. But it was, it was the die-dack was the, like, the last guy.

And he had to, he was in charge of firing the array. So there's, like, the master builder, the librarian, and the Died Act. There's like this. They're like leaders at the fore. But they're not dead though. I always thought that he wiped out the librarian by firing the halos. Well, I mean, he's dead. Yeah, she is dead. Yeah, she's that's like a remnant of that's left for you. Okay, I thought she was trapped in her birth at some point. And her job was to keep specimens of different races

or something. She indexed. Yeah. So she was like Noah. She's the person who built the arc. Literally it's called the arc in Halo 3. So she's the architect of the arc. What happened to the arcs destroyed now, right?

No, it's floating in the landing ocean. Just hang on. It's going to go for you. What are you talking about? In Halo 3 arc? Yeah. Yeah. Because that's the in the landing ocean, just hanging out. It's kind of a flushing. What are you talking about? In Halo 3 arc? Yeah. Yeah. Because that's the only part at the end of Halo 3.

They fired the halo while it was being built by the arc. Right. And the halos are automatically built by machines, right? You launch that. They launch that. He just fired it to close. Half-close. Yeah.

I want to just make a video that's just all the cut scenes from beginning to end. Just a check. I just said the heaviest breath ever I bet you somebody has already done yeah I know I know the terminal videos they explain the relationship of the Diedact Uh-huh and the librarian

they explain the relationship of the Diedact and the Prometheans and there's a lot of story about the Prometheans in there and what I think are to I'm gonna show my halo ignorance because I thought the Diedact was the Promethean but I guess he's not He's the leader of the Prometheans He's the leader of the Promethean but he's a foreigner the Promethean is a foreigner Promethean is a foreigner

This is where you'll be in our 12 named digitized humans. What were we? What did you want digitized humans? The thing opens you see the skull like I don't know if you're when you're playing a pro-Metian night. Why not a smiley face? What's that? Ha! I'm like a kitty. It's just Nyan Candidate. It would be like that. One moment we're like, oh, kitty, you probably know this

play a legendary. So you don't pick up in the fast basically for playing a normal is that when you pop the shields on a prometious night, one of the last things that happens is their helmet opens and you'll the skull, the holographic skull, and then you shoot that and that's what kills It is like oh for yeah For me fear night. So I really nice from me. Thians why cuz nights at the end of it

I wasn't paying attention to that part of the podcast just now. Yeah, go ahead So the Prometheans are digitized there digitized human and that's why that when you kill them they kind of That purge themselves. Yeah, okay, let's go back right go ahead for millions for me to get digitized humans guys kind of who the fuck is going to do that the die that really why is that thing that gets the composer and you actually watch uh doctor tilson on that one moon base she gets hit by the oh I'm just a little bit me that she made that same face as she got a uh... uh... uh...

about a couple of a couple of a lot of people people uh... that's a little bit of it's not it's not

it's been more than two weeks yeah so art oddly enough the doctor tilson moments Halo 4, those cutscenes, those are some of the most emotionally wady scenes. She cried that as well.

Like that's the saddest. When she's talking to Master Chief, that's like heavy duty emotion in that. I'm like, I don't know the voice actresses, but she's a great- She's been doing a really good job. Yeah. We spent all this time. Oh, I'm invested in you. OK, sorry.

Yeah, I mean, it's like, and then you know, even when you get to the end, there's a there's a I don't want to talk about the end of the game. But you know, it's a is there a cutscene for finishing the deal on legendary? What's that? Yes, there is. There's a bomb. It's a split second extended, but yes, there's a split second. It turns out he has a tattoo.

No, it's what seconds it turns out he has a tattoo That's a scissors You do you do it? It's rubbing off and it burns for some reason after 20 years. I had I have to explain this I had a skin graft when I was in college because I put my thumb in a table saw Yep, it was they took the skin from here and put it to here which is gonna have a perfectly square That's so what I thought ah it'll be funny if I put a cutted line around a square scar. And then after I got to tattoo, I realized, nobody fucking sees the square. So where did that skin come from? No, it's either here.

That's from there and put it there. But did they pin that together? The Died Act. This is cut it off. This one of my biggest fears actually is having an injury where I can a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy.

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I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. I'm a bad guy. say? You're not. Nothing grosses you out. A table saw, huh? Hey, grosses, the shit out of it. Yeah. You can graze yourself. And it's like, oh, there's no, like, you don't have to clear anything up. Like, you don't have to pick up the skin that came off. No.

You're not collecting bits. Yeah. Collecting an injury is my biggest fear. Yeah. When you have the dust pan, you got to be a couple. Yeah. For sure. I mean, lost a finger today. today. You see that because the rest of the world's Scariest injury is what you live through so what this

We don't talk about it We're talking about you got to look at past podcasts for that show. I got to tell you something though I've known you for an embarrassingly high number of years like if that something you did I probably knew you when you did that you know, yeah, and I did visit you at the hospital sorry Well, he's not gonna live through this I've never ever in all of that time never notice that scar on your hand until you decided To make a tattoo bordering it. Well, I'm just bored now That this is exactly you ever noticed it. I actually had really I know why you didn't you may have shown it to me

Like I'm thinking about getting a tattoo. I have another scar right here in my leg. Oh right Hey, I won't see that who wants to see my scar. I knew the the the the skirt of my yeah, yeah Yeah, you know, so the bat, we should do this in a creative way. We should get, like we should get like the After Effects guys to take a picture of your scrotum. Mm-hmm. And it will redress it like it's something pretty like an animal for some of it.

So no one will know that it's a scrotum. Well, now that you've told everyone, oh, we can't, we don't appreciate the joke. Yeah, any photo scrubs are put up that people can assume it's a scrotum with, you know, appreciate the joke. Yeah, any photo that's down is gonna put up a people who can assume it's a story. Scrooom with, you know, hair on it. We can just be tattooed, buddies. I'll just get the same tattoo

you're just around my scar. Oh, damn, that's a good one. We can get near your package with a needle. It's actually getting to the point now where people who I've been with, like since that, they know about it already. So they're kind of curious about it. Like when the... We say people, you mean Dan, of the about it already. So they're kind of curious about it. Like when the...

When you say people, you mean Dan, of the female persuasion I'm hoping? Yeah. And they're like, I wanna see this? Yeah. You think that maybe that's why they're trying to sweet talk you and get with you, so they can see the scar.

They don't really care about it. They just wanna check out the... Is the scar back? No, it's awesome. I mean, it's subtle or the opposite. I mean, you can subtle. You can see it. I think it's cool. Because it's just sort of like normal dudes are trying to press things like, look at the scar.

You have to like, hey, watch out. The weird thing is, is that like the girls are always told, I don't know, who buy. But don't neglect the bulls, right? Yeah, they're always told that. It is. It's part of the curriculum. You know when they say, the girls are told, yeah, I like the bulls right yeah we told that it is it's part of the curriculum you know what i said you're told that you neglect the bulls and the girls go to the home that's that's what the man wants to forget about the balls

i'm not as a dude i'm not too concerned with the i can't rather them not be handled i think the syllabus is step one the mental cycles that you don't ignore the ball. That's what it is, right? That's exactly what it is. By the way, I got to point out, I got to point out not one minute ago on Twitter, Jag the Bro Code just asked us, are you guys ever going to do a Halo 4 spoiler cast?

Stop fucking watching the podcast, you're making your bands the podcast? This is just a little straight to point. We cannot communicate any fucking information. Well maybe it's in the bro code that he's just supposed to be ignorant. Have you noticed that those who can't communicate anything? You're like a 11th grade teacher right now. We could change our, like the name of our company to... Dixfart. This Dmini comes out next week.

And there'll be so people we'll go to D. He comes out next week.com and there'll be so people will go to D Me. He comes out next week.com. Look, oh, when is the DVD going out? It's impossible to communicate information to the internet and All you need is for see your just information. You're just fading them now. That's just because you're now you're just going to get, you know, what's my name? Joe, we just talked about it. We just talked about it. We look for two seconds ago. We just finished talking about it. We just thought that we look for two seconds ago. We just finished talking about it. Are we in a time delay? No, no. No, no.

No, no. We're on. Are they in just present day and we are alive. I'm trying to help a brother out. No. Well, wait, even if we were on a time delay, why do you even broke up with John Delay? But why would that matter to him?

He's brain. He's still seeing the whole of the podcast up. Can you ask him? You're absolutely right. His Twitter's now just saying, John Delay, but why would that matter? He's brain. He's still seeing the whole of the podcast up. Can you ask him? You're absolutely right. His Twitter's now just saying, you guys are putting out a DVD point. He just started his new... I can't not take it.

There's new thing that we're trying when we bob heads up and down. There might be a future in it. That one that would take off. I don't know why the... Actually, it's these two. I don't know why it gets me. I don't know why you get to say that. It's just slow, it's a slow burn, because shit why I let it get to me. I don't know why you get to it's a slow

It's a slow burn because shit like that never used to bother me and now it's like I can't like my inbox I can't even I'm just like it's just like hello. I live in France. I'm 12 can't work for you Fuck you fuck you 12 you live in France no you just made jones jones and france your sentence isn't even grammatically correct you also mistell job no joe joe's bashing someone who's typing an email to them in that second language

not good enough does not meet requirements well there are uh... no we can see how you're a hot you know i i'm fourteen years old uh... how can i a job at Rister Teeth when I graduate high school? It's like four or five years from now. It's like, come on. We're all jacked up. I'll be dead.

No, exactly. Joe will be dead. Jack will be working here anymore. It'll be the second generation. No question. What's that? More than second generation. Second generation.

Where are you going? The second generation, you think you? Yeah, I'm kidding. But second generation. Oh, gee. When no one from the original is there anymore. Oh think you are kidding. It was second time. Oh jeez! I think when no one from the original is there anymore. Oh, don't say it.

Don't tease me. I'm so happy with that. Some day, some day, I'm the happiest side of everyone. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really. Because I've lived already. You know, you walk in the building and it's just sort of like people fucking swinging from the chandelier. They're just like throwing food at each other.

There's so many people who work here now. Every time, I guess. I mean, it's such a piece. It's. It's yeah. I will say this, Joel. It is definitely a side effect of hiring like younger people, new group people like coming in. Is it has caused us to age so much faster? That was an unforeseen side effect. Now it's like we just we look at each other in like Monday, means, I've heard. I'm, I, I, I, people, I mean, the only thing that makes somebody older and they die are young people. Like if we were for young people,

we'd live fucking forever. I would live fucking forever. But it's like, they can't, they're just like, I won't kill myself. That's the thing that I can't- You're falling out fucking- I know that as a younger generation I must be the worst for the next generation above mine. You're the worst for any generation.

That's the best. No, you're not bad. You're one of the good. I brought you some pee. I mean, I don't want to stare you type around the company. We have young people in the company fantastic. Thanks man. And we have some fucking trouble makers. I'm going down to this. You have a camera. Look. Thanks man. And we have some fucking trouble makers. Oh my down, Joel.

We have a camera. Look at that camera. I don't know what to face. No, no, no. Stay on Joel. Can you get further down? Can you sink down more in your chair, Joel? Is that possible? So who is the youngest in generation?

It's really weird. Somebody asked on Twitter, who's the youngest at the company? It's weird. As Somebody asked on Twitter, who's the youngest at the company? It's weird, as long as he's been here, I still think of Kerry as the youngest person. He was not around. Yeah, he was not around. Yeah, he was very close. He was very close.

He was young and then, yeah. Well, it's funny, because we all like being young. You know, Kerry, right? Like, the shorter to the ground they are, we just take three years. No, Kerry's just turned 21 this year, right? So Kerry's just now 21. Is he really?

I think. He's way more mature than I am. That's probably true. We talked about this for two. It's baffling to everybody that Michael Adam and who else? Who's it's third person in that group Barbara? No, no Michael Adam and You know the cat no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought it was I thought it no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no multiple names or fucking take it up it's Michael Adam and Ragnarok it's Michael Adam and Chris so this is how we get out of my Ragnarok

but those two guys at the same age they seem like remarkably different people at way different places in their life yeah Adam's size is just huge I can't see what you will be based on how close to the ground. I say we're like cavemen like Adam's tall. Adam's got like he's married has his own house. He's a successful career. Well, you know it is because he's a Canadian. Yeah, that is true. He's Canadian. If you're

Canadian a little more. Yeah, mature. I didn't even notice much garbage. Excuse me. She's Canadian. Canadian. But my point is, I'm well aware that I must suck for the generation above me, like annoying prick. And people always like, I worked with people who were like 60 and they would tell me, yeah, I was 21 the other day, I just flew by. So I'm well aware that almost immediately I'm going to be like 45 but I'm just basically

trying to milk what I have now. I'm just trying to milk my youth at this point. So I just got up to the web. Alright, bye George. You're all hain' in everybody. Alright, I also remind everyone that this podcast is also brought to you by the Far Cry Experience, a live action web series based on the world of Far Cry 3. Follow excuse me, follow Christopher Mint's Plast of Superbad and Kickass, challenge the odds in a savage, untamed wilderness in one of the most brutal and shocking series on the web. To get your experience, go to youtube.com, slash show, slash the Far Cry Experience. I did not

get a chance to see this before the podcast. There's four episodes up at the moment. I didn't really know what it was about. It's Mick Loveon from Superbend and Star of the City of the United Kingdom. He's been kick-ass. I caught the red mist from Ikegas. So it's stuff stuff. He's working for Ubisoft on the island.

He's doing a video for Far Cry. But it's like... He's playing a warped version of himself that everyone's doing at that moment. It's like a host kind of thing. Yeah. And then... So he's like doing a video for Far Cry, but it's like, he's playing like a warped version of himself that's that everyone's doing at the moment. Like a host kind of thing. Yeah, and then, so he's like, yeah, it's for cool, a Jew or whatever, and then he's like, oh no, it's Far Cry, so he's like,

pretending he doesn't know anything about it. And then he gets captured, and when the sun it becomes a very brutal and gruesome thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like, oh, it's gonna be fun. And then he's just like, it's like serious. All right, we're looking with all God's in here. Well, yeah, it's very violent. No, it's It's gonna be fun to get murdered and then he's just like it's like serious. All right, well, look at the whole god They're like yeah, it's very violent. No, it's like well done to the whole point of it is He's now captured and you can vote whether you want him to live or die and then it'll go in that way Never make that vote on the internet. Yeah, I was gonna vote that you die

No, no car mine from Gears War 3 survived. What's that? That did it the vote for car mine liver dying They voted in the live. Well, I didn't have to vote for somebody to live and somebody like who's in a living who's gonna die? No, no, it was just a vote to whether Carmine was gonna live or die. But this parkour thing was awesome. Yeah, so basically the last episode ended with him buried and you can vote whether he lives or dies. So but the guy said there's gonna be like a torch video every day. Yeah, and we get to have one of those videos Yeah, awesome on Rupertie. It's like the first time you can see it like the one of the torch. So we get like exclusive

Like viewing rights on our exclusive Torture point on Rupert That was pretty cool though. So it's cool. We're gonna have that up pretty soon So I always like to visit the Ruchis website. Just go to the DVD comes out next week Exactly. Are you making more addresses blue dot com? Is that still up? Yeah, that's a great point. I actually made Are you making more red versus blue dot com? Is that still up? Yeah, that's a great point.

I actually made, are you making more red versus blue dot com? Yeah. So if you ever want to find out whether or not we're making more red versus blue dot com, you should go to are you making more red versus blue dot com? It's a very informative site. Are we? Are we to those questions? Have you been to that one?

I'm sorry. Let me check the site. Now see if we all are cool. All right, cool. Wait, we should pop it up on here. We're gonna use this thing, right? I think I like driving this thing. Oh, where's the mouse? Gavin wrote it first. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, there we are.

I just like being caught off guard by something like that. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, literally thought it was gonna be like a comedic thing and then you're like, whoa. Okay, why did that Google search? I don't know. Cause you're on Chrome.

Oh, wait, so I can't go let's see here Ww. Are you making more red versus blue dot com There you go. That's it. That's the entire website. You know, so follow us on Twitter go to our Twitter. I can't is third link there we go We are you making more of us blue dot com on Twitter? There you go. It's good to know we're still making more I like one post from February 24th 2011 is yes Expand I like how it has a 144 followers I like how it has 144 followers Going double check I've been dealing with that ever since the end of season 10 It's like we call it the season finale and it's just like man

I'm really gonna miss it People not know the difference between season and series finale well, we did wrap up a lot of plot points a lot Hey unplug your mic before you start shuffling it around dickless No now Jack is leaving? All right. He's going to take a look. Well, the fucking Jack runs off with his mic over there too. Unplug his mic before he comes back.

OK. I'm plugging the silver part from the, that part right there. You got it. Thank you, Jack. I'm plugging the silver part. I'm telling you, it's got a point. I got it. I got it really.

You know what, Gavin? Do you know why you would never get a tattoo? It's not because there's not a design that you don't like. you would never get a tattoo because you would have to go and get a tattoo And you just I that's that's only a 50% of it. You were the lady person Yeah, if it was a big plastic is a very complicated Ray it's like a personal philosophy of he can't be bothered he just can't do it because you were saying that's also That was an opportunity that came up recently and you're like, yeah, you want to come and I was like, yeah, I'll go. And then you said,

right, you have to do this. And then this and I was like, we, I don't know. We were going to a film festival and I'm going a couple weeks. That 24 hour film festival I go to basically every year. It's called button on the phone. Ain't it cool news? Who by the way featured our box. That was very cool. That was cool, right? They featured a box set in their holiday guide. But there's a, it's a 24 hour film festival. So Saturday at noon, you go sit your ass in the chair in the Alamo and they show movies 24 hours straight until noon on Sunday. And I said, Gavin, you should

definitely go to this. Be a lot of fun. A lot of people come in town for it. And he's like, I want to go. I'd love to go. I go here. Just felt the application. It goes application. It had what? 14 questions. He saw 14 questions. He goes, nah, I can't do it. Or they multiple choice. I agree with Gavin. I kind of agree with Gavin, but that's like his whole life. It's just can't. It's just 14 questions. That's it. Over the questions. Well, the guy who runs antichool news is kind of an interesting kind of quirky celebrity in the movies.

Arguably, it's Harry Noll's arguably the world's first blogger like he was ahead of the curve dude way ahead he's got a show on the Nerdist 2 in the cool news and it's amazing what he gets for this film festival a couple years ago I guess like five or six years ago now I saw 300 like six months before it came out and I did it still have like unfinished effects and stuff. Yeah. I remember Jack spunking himself when he saw kick ass early. When it stopped talking about it for four months. It's true. Did you see spunking yourself? Jack, did you

see? Is it like kick ass? Okay. Hey, we unplugged your mic. So put your mic on and then plug it back in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Good. I'm glad you had a conversation with somebody. You got up at and left. You only produce like what? video is a day But hey if alleys in there I'd love to know what alleys opinion of I told her to go see this movie at the Austin film festival Which is typically it's like a writers film festival that happens in Austin. I saw a great movie that is now out in theaters

I recommend it like crazy. It's called Silver Lining's Playbook. It is. That's the one with the shot, Jamie. Bradley Cooper in the Jennifer Lawrence, right? It's in Chris Parker. It's in Chris Parker in the movie. From 100 games?

Yeah, she's off. It's Chris Parker in the movie. Yeah, Chris Parker's in. Yeah, it's great, right? It was awesome. Yeah. Yeah, Ali's poking her head in the stage of the movie. What?

Silver Lining's Playbook. Silver Lining's Playbook. See, there are some movies I went to see just because of the name. I know I went to. Yeah, Ali's poking her head in the same zone. What? Silver lining's playbook. Silver lining's playbook. See, there are some movies I went to see just because of the name. I know I went to see that. Because it takes too long to read it. It's just one of those, I mean, by the time you get to the second zone. Silver lining, you have to type that all in to find out the show times. I mean, like, I just can't do it.

So you're talking about the kick ass screening that I saw, right? No, we were talking about it. We were talking about it, but not at what you're about to do, which we don't want to hear. I mean, I'm quite likely you talk to the debt about the kick-ass did this is the prime example of hype you were basically jizzing all over yourself about

that movie to play with you must have had a whole box of tissues used up and it was good it's funny but it didn't require like four weeks of hype about that movie okay get hype you just like you know that's a point he does have point people ruin skyfall for me Four weeks of hype about that movie. Okay, get hype

People ruin skyfall for me and yeah, oh really yeah, um they overhyped it no we get more no more I need another one Oh, Jolene's one People were saying sky falls like the best bond movie ever. I'm like I mean, there's no question about it rule one about movies if it's it's a, you know, the thing is, if it gets over heights and you go in there, it's not, it's, it's, lead up, it's gonna be terrible. I just don't wanna hear about it. That's the same thing with games, you think? I don't think it's much, but I think it's something to it.

Where people under play it and you go there and you're like, oh, that was nice. Yeah. That's a surprise. I give you a good example of somebody who realized that is last year at Buttonamathon. This was in December, early December. They showed Cabin in the woods,

which didn't come out until like April. And that was the one you couldn't talk about, right? And it was easily the favorite of the festival. Everybody was like in the middle of the night, like 2 a.m. the show, this movie, Cabin and you can see like during a festival like that, that would be a great deal. Absolutely, that would be huge.

And it's like, the audience was going nuts for it and they said, this is the one movie they don't want you to tweet about or write about and it was a big deal because there's a lot of like film bloggers that go to this thing and it was probably pretty smart because then we would have been hyping the movie and talking about a movie that's not going to be out for five months. What do you do about that? The movie is pretty good. I don't know. It was same sort of deal where like it was hyped up to me and I was kind of like I saw it and was like, yeah, I was not as good as I would like to think it right Yeah, so I think that's it

We were talking about like Prometheus. I don't know if this is off track We're talking about Prometheus and you're sort of disappointed it rightfully so because it had some problems How would you know but how would you know? Well, it had problems well before I Have a little project but that was the focus wet in the middle of the movie like at the climax I thought I was gonna put Jolene's 40s like I had this like because a normal person like I had and I had by just burning like creation in my stomach and like like I feel like something is gonna break out of my

stomach and then I show a scene of a girl getting something out of her stomach and I'm just like well this is got to try and tell me something. No, this is God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Something's wrong with me and he's like I'm like no Joel's gonna die no I guess the pizza was bad or something I'm so bad I thought you do the same thing if that pizza. I was sitting there like, well this is very bad.

I made a mistake. I was like, this is it. I was like, this is the end. I was like, not only is this gonna be horrible, it's gonna be embarrassing. It's gonna be like bullying. Where it's just like, I'm like,

not only is this gonna be a mad, it's gonna look bad. And there's gonna be a whole audience who's gonna die bad. And there's gonna be a whole audience, there's gonna be a one to die. Where's it gonna fall down the stairs? Shit on myself, I need him to die. And everyone gets to fucking watch. Ooh, perfect. And this is the perfect end.

I knew it was gonna go away. I wanted to make Prometheus so much better, though, to be as easy as that's creepy. It's like, this performance art. I don't think I've ever been scared of anyone's health. I was, I almost ran off to you. All right, all right. Well, the movie was so bad, I felt like me. I didn't think I've ever been a scared of anyone's health. I was I almost ran off to you All right, all right, well the movie was still bad. I felt I knew You think this whole story is a commentary on Joel

But your friend is dying and you're sitting in your theaters. He's going oh my Good up He's saying that I'm concerned I wasn't able to take in the paper work associated with the paper work. Am I gonna manage it in front of the form? I'm gonna start pretending I don't know him now. It was like I just ignored it. He's crossing the front of me and walking down, but there's the- the ship's- There's a man in the house that shows like- There's a man in the insurance forms and man meals forms. He's not too cute.

You die and all he's thinking is, fuck, I have to get a black suit I fucking You know about my point is I fucking That Prometheus Me Yeah But that's your point I agree with you I thought that But In Prometheus there was fucking space And a fucking spaceship And we were so shooting at shit

And we were so shooting at shit More of that Yeah More of that I almost don't even carry anymore I just wanted to see fucking So I want to see big fucking ships Space fucking

In fucking space Shooting at fucking other ships That's it I've given up It should be enough. That should be enough, right? Things in space shooting each other that should be enough entertainment for people Real spot in space would be completely silent, right? Like you can't hear anything It's not true though. If Joel died in the theater when you crying a theater I thought imagine crying over anything to be honest

So wait, you think you know I'll cry for him uh... i can't imagine crying out of anything to be on the wait what is all like if something were to happen to a family member of yours and go to the funeral you can't imagine crying yeah i mean it's how i've had to have died on what's the funeral sad listen if you're i think it's not but i don't know what i'm not when a man gets his bullsac cut into it changes a man

He's not gonna get that we're getting hard. Yeah, it is not No, you got through that. He's not crying. He's not cheating. He's here over shit. Which makes sense These got a point. That's like the dude's life is the top of the mountain and you're not You're done. Yeah, sure nothing else is gonna be as horrible I did it just never ever have to deal with anything is bad ever again It was just the moment where I look down and like post-series And I just look like a dead baby. It was Dead baby looks like We do now it was like

Blue you want to look at it was shame? No, it was holding people warm No, that's not about suit or something something about that happening in the UK, NHS, a lot of healthcare stuff went in, got my bull untwisted, put it back up, walked out. I didn't know insurance paperworm, I got online survey to fill out. I didn't do that. Of course you did.

But that was online survey. I'll put back two left sides. I have the theory that if you had to fill out the survey to get one of your balls back, you still would not have done it. You would have been like, I'll lose it. I have another. I was ready to lose it. I was telling them just get it. Just cut it out. Cut it out. My favorite part of that is when you have the pretty nurse. Like you pissed my wall. Like how do we need to have like the sexy nurse costume? I don't know what that costume is where that costume comes from. Nurses don't look like that.

They wear scrubs. They look like they're all about to go work out at like the gym or something like that. I don't get the sexy. I don't ever say that. Here's a lady who wants to be your paperwork and prolly with things. There's nothing sexy about that. And he want to have approached you with morphine. You love them. Well, that's true. I've never been more in love than the person that just made the pain go away in about five seconds. So you peed on it. I peed on it earlier. That was a different incident. He actually peed on it.

I'm pretty nervous. No, we all, I've had that story. What? I had to. I didn't fall. I didn't fall. I know. Everybody ruined me.

Dude, I'm getting knocked out on Friday. I'm getting, I'm getting madistly knocked unconscious on Friday. So this is your first general anesthetic? For the first time ever, the madistly knocked unconscious. It's the made it's the best thing to me for artsy life. I think it might be good. I'm sure we should and then ask in questions. We'll do jack off to dentist. It'll be great. It'll be great. Is this the real life? Yeah. Jack will be like, is this real life or like, sorry, yeah, just say it's your Oh, that's the real life. Is that what he says? Is this real life?

I think that's the life from Bohemian Rhapsody. That's true. Bohemian Rhapsody. Is the pro version? Uh. He said, bro, Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh, bro, Bohemian Rhapsody. Oh!

You know, I had so many things. The Pro Indians from Hila Form. People are asking about, because we're on camera. They're asking about my left elbow. This is just battle damage. I actually took my kids to a place in Austin where it's 10,000 square feet of trampoline. I knew you were going to say that. Yeah, that place sounds awesome.

It's really cool. It's like just trampolines is like all next to each other as far as I could see. And it's bound, bound, bound. Anyway, at the end of these big long runs they have a trampoline, it curves up and I just completely busted my ass. I just gave myself a trick. You know what I'm saying? I've got a boo boo. It's like the only piece of equipment where you will get a

spinal injury and have fun doing it. It'll be fine. You know what I mean? Like if you look up trampoline spinal injuries online, just look at trampoline on YouTube. It's all active. Everyone's fun. Everyone's bouncing on trampoline.

Ah! Oh! And then stopping. It's all acting. Everyone's fun. Everyone's just bouncing on trampoline. Ah! Ah! And then stopping. There's something funny about... Is it all clips from the man show or something? That's completely different. Especially if you're trying to trampoline with video cameras. It's like a bundle. Something about when...

It just feeds it right to the internet. There's no middle end. When the floor curves up into the wall, like if you're in a studio, any of us, a cyclorama that goes up, it always feels, especially if the lighting is all the same, there's no shadows. It's really so really weird illusion, if you're walking up to the wall, but the floor curves up until we don't quite know

how far away it is. So I was like, you're doing all the things like that and you're falling. I do want to say, what is that? Because we have it on our green screen, like where the floor transitions in the wall. The vanishing point, is it? It's called a sake.

I just said that, I just said sake. Oh, you know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, a'm sorry. I'm sorry. A brain was talking to my ear Yeah, you're not But the the amount basically the amount of times tell tell tell bringin tell Brandon tell Brandon tell Brandon for me that I said for him to say that I said Hey Joel, do you know how an earpiece works? You fucking tell brain on your mic my earpiece. Hey Brandon Mike my earpiece hey Brandon hey Joe's Joe's like talking to people through the speakers of his computer. I Before you got your bird you got your little late. I was sitting in that chair. I was gonna be sitting there Yeah, I had that earpiece. I didn't put it in. Oh, what did you talk about? Yeah, so I was looking at this earpiece

Like oh, yeah, do you look at that? Do you look at that earpiece? I'm gonna put it in no. Yeah, so Gus has been using that for the past like six months Okay, and no I'm sure we he hasn't been using it is here. So I was Now you guys got me worried. Yeah, so I Was Inside of that that your piece isn't really there was I like I had Here I was like don't worry. I read out see she walked up looked at it It was like oh dear God no and threw it on of it. She walked up, looked at it. It was like, oh dear God, no.

And threw it on me. See, she didn't hit it back to me. She threw it at me and walked away. This is an alley grabbed me at like a bobby pin and like a napkin that I can try to clean that a little bit. So I cleaned it out some. I can be seen. Listen guys, there's definitely pieces of Gus in your ear now.

Oh God. Oh, boy. Basically, this is like a ridiculous thing. Why did you not me the earlier. Imagine Gus's tongue. Just stop. Stop. Well, this is why we didn't say anything. You're ears real slowly.

Well, imagine imagine the gross Gus's inner ear right in your ear. Yeah, Frenching your inner ear. Like just stop it. You know, I had to follow Gus in the bathroom. Gus was to check out the size of his

what? Wait, wait. I did that. Like just stop it. You know I had to follow Gus in the bathroom to check out the size of his Wait, wait Well, so we talked about measuring ourselves. He said eight and a half inches. He was lying. He was lying He said he didn't understand. He didn't he forgot how big he was so wait. Wait. What's just a podcast conversation? Yeah, yeah, we're talking about Eight and a half inch penis, but it only turned out to be seven and a half Seven yeah, seven seven okay, well that's wow he really I was I didn't I mean were you watching or was this what's that like no? I told you take me in the bathroom and show me is just like an immersion. What's that?

It's one of our season two inversions. Yeah, so you said let me take you in the bathroom. I absolutely did It's weird about it as well. I did wow. It was good. It's good time good. God. What am I missing a pot? I don't even get old riled up. You guys have really going down a dark road Isn't that state constant? You guys are going down a dark road now. It's you know I'm not gonna stop the name of his member by the way You know he literally said when he was justifying how big his piece when he goes ask Frank. That's a can Frank his buddy from high school. I'm like, why would I ask your wife live just five. It takes horror. This is life

And Lindsay cut that right Go ahead and move that Commercial why did Joe's why did Joe's eyes look like that evil Jesus Christ? Joe's eyes are glowing No, don't cut the meat So I was looking at picture Joel of This was 2004. I met you in London once I look about 12 and we don't know here We met each other in London and we don't know the sides of each other's dicks. That's true I mean, we're just gonna talk about I know Jeff right now. I know Jeff's very well

I've long taken care of cares knows Jeff. I know very well She can tell you about it very well, but the thing is this is my point. I look I would think of this 16 or whatever at the time. No, I can't be right. I was okay, okay, how does I do? I'm a 16 you I remember no. Yeah, I was 16. Yeah, so I look about 12 I look really young when I was 16. You look exactly the same. You look identical. You could take a picture now and then. We have a poster in our lobby that's from you in college.

You look the exact same. And my normal retort to this is that, you know, my liver. You have better clothes, which is surprising for someone to say that. I had no money. I was in college. I remember shooting a scene in the movie. Yeah, specifically saying like hey listen guys I don't have any money. I got like three shirts. Is this one shirt gonna be okay? And everyone's okay It's okay. It's okay. We shot the scene and then we go back and we look at the scene later and you guys are like We could see Joel's nipples look at the scene later and you guys are like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah then you can see through the white to his body underneath. What's wrong with the other white? What's wrong with nipples?

Oh, the guy. Why are they there? What's wrong with seeing him? Nothing's wrong with him. What do you mean? Tell us what's wrong with it. You got a water park, you see tons of guy nipples. What's wrong with it?

What if you're jaggy? What's wrong with him? Why is that one you get? What is it? Nipples. What's wrong with them? Why was that big deal there? It's not a big deal.

You're asking why something's a big deal. You're asking why something's a big deal You tell us why it's a big deal You're not so what is when you can see when you can see nipples through a coat See nipples to your coat. I think it's something about older guys. All the guys I used to work with Yeah The guy used to work with he would wear like a polo shirt and then like a man. Shut a quench, go into the pool. He-he-he-he-he. The guy he used to work with, he would wear like a polar shirt, and then like a jumper, and then a coat, not the jumper. Over the shirt, like to keep him warm.

Okay, what? He's a lot of where shit's cold. They got to wear like five wearers. Anyway, he would put like a three layers on, and I could see exactly where his nipples were. So I was wondering if they would, if they, as you can, all do they just become very hard and rigid.

Yeah, you lost me Gavin. I'm no clue. I'm gonna say you yes. I'm confused about it. You know, I was surprised you went shirtless in a video. I was on what's trending in one of the times I went out to L.A. And we were celebrating 10 years of reverse blue. That was a good show.

Oh, do you like that? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. You probably like sure. Sure. It's hot. So she was actually guessing the podcast. Sure. I was a good two. Do you like that? Yeah. Yeah. You probably like sheer, sheer, hot. So, she was actually guessing the podcast. She was asking me to make a video for you.

I did. Yeah, and he made shirtless. He's in a pool. So, the video he made saying congratulations to me. That was like, people from YouTube, and then in the middle, it's Gavin, because for slow-mo guys, I said, hey, congratulations, I'm 10 years of Reverse Blue. He directed the entire year of it.

Yeah, I just had my kill off in the pool. It was fine. Yeah, and he's all like, in his glory. It was fine. Yeah, he's all like in his glory shirtless With his belt What would you think? Free how do you like awesome powers? You're no blessed. You got you got the look in it Ray, right? Hey, like Ray and I said next each other you would think Ray was the more hairy one right? Because I've hairy like

What's your chest like? Show us your chest. Show us your chest. I have a Yes, I think sure Show us some of your I'm just gonna mess my mic up Yeah, welcome that Just cold

I don't know why Chester my dad has just chest hair like here like it looks like a bad symbol Yeah, I know yeah on his boobs. I'm just happy it's not my back of the movement. Yeah, that'd be awful Oh, we're gonna do a close-up on your chest here. Yeah, we're gonna do it. Oh, man. Okay, everyone look away. Oh, look at Kyle. Kyle, I can tell he feels bad about doing this. It's only a team.

You should sign into YouTube. All right, do this. All right, Joel, what else are you got going on right now? Are you gonna move these things? I'm gonna play anything you're into spinach. Yeah, here we go. Oh, look at that. Let's love it.

It's like you're like, Joel, the kids are there. Now the thing is, I could just get rid of that because I'm actually gonna make girls way happier with me. Yeah. But once again. Do you think girls mine? I think, it's disgusting.

I think, I think, I'm gonna get it. Are they kissing up here? No, it's not. So the only other way to matter with a question is, if it's, you know, sort of like that, they are what's going on in the other place. He has no back hair.

He doesn't need a machete to find his gun. It's not my glove in the part of it. I'm not going to deal with it. Once you start that, it's going to grow back fierce. I don't want to even, it will grow. Why would he grow back fiercer? That's not true. That's not true.

It's a wives' tail. Is it? It is. I thought it was's not true. That's a wives tail. Is it it is I thought it is I just like a Well, you know how that started so the idea that you when you shave hair it grows back hair Yeah, it's because you cut it off flat So it's not weathered at the top so it looks hair is double when it grows back But I don't know that like there was a seat remarketing campaign by Gillette. I would not be surprised Yeah, that's a great way. This is how we invent this If I have a gift of this it will be for slow motion video where I get waxed. You know we got close up on the Bollacles

Bollacle So I'm supposed to end the podcast now and that it just like runs counter to my hey It's tough. I like that's never gonna end The person in the ear said yours was in the podcast. Yeah, they apparently said it through the enormous ball of wax from Gus. Oh, have you got a bowling telling it? I was going to go bowling today. No, but I had to use some stuff for the gauntlet. And then I got trapped in another

business thing. So no, I didn't get to go bowling today, but I wanted to go. So I'm like, try to go tonight. I'm going to go right now. How late is the bowling alley up until? I don't know. Part of you don't try to bowl. You should go bowling. On a Wednesday or on Tuesday? What, what, what, what, last night?

But I think it's open that late on Tuesday. I know. I want to talk very briefly about my first Black Friday experience. Go ahead. On Thursday night, I went, I was in Virginia. I went to a Walmart to get some Virginia. Where you go for Thanksgiving.

That's where I went. I tried to get some Virginia. Where you go for Thanksgiving. Just wait a minute. I tried to get some beer at Walmart with the person I was working with. Going to visit. And even with your accent, even getting beer at Walmart sounds upscale. I'm going to be here at Walmart. At Walmart.

It occurred to me this is not edited. Not. Yeah, thanks. Anyway, this live stream. And I'm just sort of like, no, it is not. I release a huge burp. No, I didn't matter. But did I know to cut my mic or anything?

Rip it, rip it. Well, do you want to give Lindsey like a heads up right now and just let one go? Never's like a signal. Anyways, we cut off your story. Yeah. Go ahead, yeah. So as someone who's not there for the,

because there was billions of people there all there for the sales. I was just trying to buy, I was just trying to buy some beer and that experience was an eye opener for me. I've never seen so many 45-year-old women with a stack of like 20 Xbox games like Well, how big of these discounts the fact that so many people are buying Xbox games and stuff like that Let me explain

and stuff like that. Let me explain this. You know, sometimes the A is going from 22. I think it's 22 tiles this year. They're going from 22 to 16. Well, there's nothing you do with it with Gavin talking about, but they're going to the next year. Yeah, they're cutting down on major console games.

Well, next year, based on rumors, there's gonna be all new consoles next year. So, there's gonna be a new Xbox. That's the rumor. Rumors spoke of that. That's the room. PlayStation and a new Xbox. They've had leaks we've seen the Xbox supposedly well no we've seen artists renderings like yeah we've seen specs I feel lost actually I've seen so much I can't make hands or tails of it what's going on there. Hey Jack look up on the

computer look up Xbox 360 concept art so you look the concept art for the 360 look like as compared to what we've actually seen today. All right. The, uh, we're going to die. So, yeah, let me explain that to you, Black Friday in context of something else, which never has made any sense to me. In Texas, there is a thing the weekend before school starts. It's in the late summer, where Texas has a no state sales tax. Oh, you were explaining this to me the other day. We can't, right? And people go nuts for this. There's no state sales tax.

They line up around the block. They like crowd the stores. They just go crazy. And essentially what that means is, it's an 8 1-1-1-1-1-1-1- that for 50% discount Yeah, if they advertised an eight and a half percent off sale nobody would show up and to me Xbox games on something you buy them bulk like I'm no I'm not if I buy 20 games I'm never gonna get around to plan all this no I won game and then a new game comes out and I worked in an orphanage Every single every single person that just had and for some reason it's very

bossy so it's really true I mean it's like if you want to look at like you know rules for how society starts to fall apart go ahead and look at like Katrina yeah yeah or the sale after Thanksgiving you know it's just sort of like well this is how society is going to fall apart I mean Katrina will immediately just losing it over fucking I'm not I just do you realize that do you want good New Orleans? I have in New Orleans is Katrina hit I'm gonna go if there's gambling. Yes. There's gambling They craft table Yeah, yeah, they do why not they don't know call them. Do you need a scuba?

You can gamble and there's a lot of people's scuba Steve. Yeah, there's no Scuba I don't want to see an automatic. Hey, here's a great idea. Yeah, let's not go to Oklahoma. Yeah, well, it's make a point. Is Lake Charles closer than Southern Oklahoma? And listen, I know there's even the nearest thing. Probably that listen to the podcast. We live in the state of Oklahoma.

I just want to be clear. Your state sucks. Really fucking bad. It's too much. Fucking stay over. Seriously, sorry about that. I didn't say that., sorry to inform you of that I don't mind okay

And it's still good And that's the podcast Oh, we done what happened I just I just go for me and the podcast I had a whole thing where I was gonna just be like You know, hey, welcome to the achievement podcast, we're Gus is in here, we're all just gonna fucking piss on the set and just go crazy. I've spilt so much bit on the set, I'm never gonna be on podcasts again.

You poured in here all over your pants. If Gus is watching this from Paris, I'm done. Is he? Do you think he's watching this? This is it? No, he's back now, right? Yeah, what you might point out that Gus went to, no, he's there, he's flying to LA from Paris. Oh, okay.

Gus is in Paris, France right now So it must be like funny unto itself to me that Gus is wandering around in Paris. Is it to The tweet Gus made from Disneyland Paris about the little girl. He went to fucking Disneyland I'll look at him. He thought on the girls head and he farted on a girl's head It's a girl wearing a princess. He's kids. Now she was shopping for a princess dress That's what I'm under head. Yeah, that's that's on a girl's head. Girl wearing a princess jacket. Now she was shopping for a princess dress. That's what I was. That's what I was.

Yeah, that's Gus, that's like America. So he's a minecon. I had a speaking minecraft. I'm going to thank Kathleen for this sweet creepest cuff that I've been wearing for the last two days. Oh yeah, people are asking about it. Explain that. I just said creepscoop.

Yeah. Kathleen got a four-year-old son. Kathleen got a four-year-old son. I'll straight there. You're not taking that thing off in the past two days. I like it. It's a. It's a cool scar. I hate it. It's fucking freezing in here. Yeah, it is pretty cool. It's actually just finally getting cold in Texas, which is nice.

All right, guys. I have the dubious honor of having to wrap up the Rishi T2. So I want to tell you we brought it up a little bit from the previous endpoint. We're doing all right. Yeah, I got to do it. We got to end it. We pulled a lot of cubic air. I just talked about it. Hold on a little bit. I don't know if I can live with myself after pull out. Can you feel? Feel Gus's germs just like infecting your brain I don't give a shit about it. I'm like Michael in that regard. It gives a shit. How hairy is what chess? Do you shave it a little bit? I clipper it? I clipper it. Yeah, I Keep thinking I'm

Or it's a good point. Do you think it's gonna be pretty funny if the guys in the other room who by the way It's like they're they're being tortured because they have to sit in the other room and listen to fucking us Yeah, but at what point is it's just gonna be like they're just gonna be like they're just gonna cut And they're just gonna walk away from the equipment and we're gonna be still sitting here till five in the morning talking at some point So you do not know Brandon Brandon is there he will stick it through all right, that's I guess a Even working on the gauntlet like 20 hours a day Have you heard him say the word gauntlet man? No, it's a gauntlet. He says gauntlet He literally is running the gun in the wet He literally running the gauntlet. Julia couldn't it's a Brandon. Oh

Joel had how do you like how do you enjoy the gauntlet Joel? You were a coach on the gauntlet and we pulled ourselves out of the pubic Heirs and we're done coach on the gauntlet and we pulled ourselves out of the pubic heirs and we're done. Well, and commercial. You know we actually have commercial. Any last thoughts? Any last thoughts? Thanks for having me. Hey good luck on bowling this week.

I mean, yes you guys. I mean, yes you guys. You got a fun. I want to know Ray. Yes. Does it piss you off when people question your decisions and not drink? Are you sick of answering that question? No, because I've been answering that since high school. You just don't like it. I don't know.

I don't know how to drink it. No, you had a really good friend just in childhood though. Can I explain you the explanation that you gave to me about it? Yeah, which is that he worked in a bar. I worked in a bar for a year and a half of my dad He was the bartender. I was the bus boy and my dad always drank kind of and I kind of messed things up But he got better but just seeing the way people know anything anything will cure you of drinking, it's being around drunk people while being there. Yes, so why not? You have to deal with me and the Minecraft, that's true. That is true. But imagine like 30 of those people every Friday night from like 11 to like four.

Does it not increase your confidence though? I say that was a girl and you wanted to do fun time on her. Would you not figure for right? No, it's true. You just give me the two for. That's nice. It's all about the two for. That's nice. It's all about the good. But do you have that confidence to go and talk to people?

Before in high school, probably not. Now it's like I don't give a shit. I'm gonna go out of that. I can't do that without the old bevraw. Or you could just like, we can. You could just take girls in other states. I can't say you didn't like being like hell de captive. It's something that changed your

Emotional and now you're done for reversal. Oh, alcohol it gets a free pass. It's alcohol. It's awesome Amazing you clearly never had Norco or Trichotone clearly haven't all right all right You can totally your second appearance. We'll talk about all right your second appearance. We'll talk about this is Top I can only cover with Ray. She has Christ. I'm confused about all right let's get the fuck out of here. All right All right, so we're done. Thank you for watching the Rushi podcast Thank you guys for the other one I need for Oh guys in the other room welcome to Ray welcome back to you. Hey, who hasn't been up to me back soon Thank you guys in the other room and thank thank you to the guys in the room, Brandon, Lindsay, Cara, Alley.

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