Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #195

Episode Date: December 5, 2012

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the internet's leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, including fiction, nonfiction, and periodicals. For free audio book of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster team Hey everyone, welcome Hey Puzzle T's podcast number one 95 now with an infinite percent more gust than last one Welcome back Gus. Thank you. I'm glad to be back. I'm glad to see you guys did okay last week

Yeah, I watched I was totally entertained. I'm glad to see you guys did okay last week. We brought him. Yeah, I watched. I was totally entertained. I was laughing. No, it's not good. I will say I wish I had warned you about the earpiece burning. Oh, but the shit. Okay. Didn't the earpiece? I don't know if you've ever noticed, but typically about halfway through the podcast, I pulled the earpiece out and I just started scratching my ear furiously because the earpiece is so dirty that my ear starts to itch. Yeah, well, you have that weird thing where like your bodily fluids are acidic. Yeah, have you ever seen my ear wax? Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, I would never fucking see your goddamn ear wax. All your bodily fluids are acidic. Most of them. Oh, you'll sweat melts the cables, right? Yeah, he has a, his lap mac that he has has that aluminum finish. And wherever he rests his palms on the laptop, he eats through the metal.

Yeah, I have to get like protective covers on my laptop. Otherwise, like, it's like the world's worst superpower. I can slowly over the course of three years dissolve like a half a centimeter of metal. You can get gloves that just cover the palms of your neck. You could escape from jail, just grab the box. 20 years, 20 years, I'm getting out of here.

The guard's all going, what are you doing? Nothing. Nothing. Nope, I'm getting out of this. Don't have to worry about Shawshank and Durd or anything else. One of my friends who works in Broadcast, he works in the sound department, he said one of the worst jobs he ever had to do, douchebag, right? One of the worst jobs he ever had to do while he was working his way up the ranks was take

the rubber off those earpieces, dunk them in hot water and then blow through them to blow all the gunk he works out. Oh, God! Because after a whole day of people like stood in the sun, sweating them in hot water, and then blow through them to blow all the gunk and earwax out. Because after a whole day of people like stood in the sun, sweating, all that stuff, they would get broke. They cast like 70 cents. Why wouldn't they just throw them away? Why didn't they make the guy like,

well, like, oh, that's so disgusting. Recycle, the economy in that. There's a, can we talk about our visit to the Hobbits set when you and I would go visit the Hobbits set? Yeah. Well, can we? I'm saying yeah, yeah, they had for the hobbits they had like latex Socks that went up their knees that gave them hobbits. Oh, I'm gonna do it. Yeah, keep it. Yeah, I tell you they would you know bounce around in these things all day, but they're latex from knees down so they would just like sweat and pull the bottom of them and so at the end of

the day they'd hang them up and this sweat would drip out of there. Hop it. Mmm, like that sucks. And that's how hobbits have second soup. Yeah, so. And there was somebody who would spray it, like hang on to that and spray this disinfectant, I guess. What if they'd have to get an intern with a really long bendy straw to suck it all out? Yeah.

What if you took bread and put it in? God, guys, it's been like four minutes. You get middle earth, I'm already going. You sweat soaked bread. And you're drinking red bull with you. Are you guys excited about the Hobbit? Absolutely. So I started rereading it.

And you know, it's a 300 page novel that they're turning into three movies. Mm-hmm. So. This first one, the first part that's coming out next week is, I want to say like two hours and 40 minutes long. Is that true? I think it's pretty long. Yeah. Jack was here. He could IMDB it for us. He could be good. I have a laptop. I could

IMDB it on right now. Yeah. I think it comes out in like two weeks, right? December 16th. The 14th is when it comes out. That's Friday. So next week from this Friday. I'm totally gonna see it. I can't wait to see it. In fact, when I started rereading the books, I thought, wow, I only had to get to page 100, essentially, to get to whatever they're gonna have in this movie. I'm looking forward to seeing the actual scenes that we saw shot live, but that was the third movie, I think.

I think we saw something, the third movie. Yeah. I am so disconnected from all that stuff. If it's 100 pages and two hours and 40 minutes, it's 160 minutes, that's more than a minute of page. Almost, yeah. Almost two minutes per page. Yeah, a minute of page would be an hour and 40 minutes.

So it's not when they do a movie of a book. It's not wait if they cut stuff, right? But it is wait if they add stuff in that wasn't the book. Agreed. Yeah, it's not weird if they cut stuff, but it is weird if they add stuff. Like for Lord of the Rings, they cut this Tom, Tom Baudille.

Bombadille stuff that nobody liked anymore. Well, sometimes they have to add stuff for just like cinematic purposes Sure, but like big plot things I agree that the other thing they cut that was huge I thought in the original Lord of the Rings trilogy was they cut The their return to the Shire that's big thing sarah Saruman had go gone back with the Erichai and destroyed it Yeah, there was a fight at the Shire in the book After the big battle. But I mean, cinematically, it makes sense to end on the enormous battle at ministers. That word they were fighting?

Ministers? Yeah, ministers. But I mean, it kind of sets the whole tone for the series though that once they undertook this journey, they can never return to the life they had. It's gone, destroyed. Yeah. But they were able to in the movies. So anything about the books in general is that like that's what the Hobbit is mainly about return to the life they had, it's gone, destroyed. Yeah. But they were able to in the movies.

So anything about the books in general, is that, like, that's what the Hobbit is mainly about, is this Hobbit that lives in the Shire, that is peaceful little people, and they don't care about anything, and he's convinced to go on this adventure. It's a whole thing about like accepting adventure and going on adventure. I bought the complete Blu-ray box set of all the Lord of the Rings movies, because I figured that'd be good to watch one day. But I've discovered that, well, when does a all the Lord of the Rings movies. Yeah, because I figured that'd be good to watch one day But I've discovered that well, when when does a person watch Lord of the Rings trilogy?

When would I sit down and put put that in? Do you have to watch it back to back? Are you the kind of person who can watch one movie and then watch the second movie? I just can't eat them later I just don't ever think to like oh, I watch Lord of the Rings It's like a nine hour dedication like Like two months ago, I spent, I just wanna remind everybody that the red versus blue box set is now available over eight hours of both to maintain 14 and a half hours of. You know what I always hear about it though?

I always hear when I read people online talking about watching red versus blue. It seems like they always do it when they're folding laundry. I brought that up before. It's a weird thing that takes place is like folding laundry and watching red versus blue. It's because you don't really need to be watching it, especially the early red versus blue nose. I'm serious.

Or something you've seen before you don't need to see it again. Yeah, I mean, you know what's happening. You could tell by the dialogue and it's mainly the jokes that I think people watch it for. I had a friend before, like iTunes and iPods and all that where you could download movies. He would have audio from movies. Like you'd have the audio track from Star Wars

and he would just listen to it in his car and he could just listen to the soundtrack but the audio of the movie and an hour and a half would go by in a road trip and he'd be almost back to Houston by that. He couldn't buy the radio play. What's that? He couldn't buy the radio play,

decided to go with the radio. The radio played pre-date. I do not believe Star Wars. It was like a BBC radio right right or something like that. Yeah, and I believe it came after the movie and it's supposed to be awesome. I think it has more information than the movies is what it is. Like I think it even has the bomb on the deal. I know I think the origin of Darth Vader like somehow it was revealed that a Darth Vader fell in a volcano spoiler by the way that that there were kids growing up that knew that i was like i don't know how they knew that

that are the federal government when the default well how they full of okina that they're fighting the law of the planet like this yet episode three true to remember he like it's not getting all that fucked up in bird i have the higher ground yeah i felt i fell asleep in that movie yeah that was the movie you went and saw yeah when i was supposed to go see episode three with him when i met him for the first time in lond Well, hey, be better about

phoning people maybe. You know, you know, you know, you know, okay, yeah, it's your fault gal. You wouldn't give me his number. I can't contain it. It's funny. I don't give his number out. After that whole situation, you still remain friends with him and now he's working here. I was Gavin so, I was writing him him right off. He's like, fuck this guy. He's lovely rude is what Gavin is. I think I can get away with it. Yeah, because you don't give a fuck. I mean, it's like, I wish I did honestly.

I wish I had some. Normally, we do makeup for the podcast at 6 o'clock. Tonight, I was walking over here at 7 o'clock and I was like, where's Gavin? I've done his makeup yet. I was like, what? I walk back over to the main office. He's in there.

I'm like, where are you? We're supposed to do makeup at 6. He's like, is it 6 every week? He's like, yeah? I walk back over to the main office, he's in there, and I'm like, where are you? We're supposed to make up at six. He's like, is it six every week? Like, yeah, it has to be between the makeup and six for fucking 10 episodes now. It's like, I never knew. It takes like two minutes, but we have multiple people. I mean, I'm gonna make up my mind. The thing is, like Gavin says, he can get away with it.

It doesn't matter. Like, he can just like, nah, I'll give a fuck and like, whatever. I'm not. I do care. I just forgot. Oh, you just don't care. That's not caring. Forgetting is not caring. Shut up.

But the thing is, of course, you can get away with it because the people that you do it to and actually get pissed off of you are no longer in your life. So you're like, I'm only surrounded by people who don't give a shit. If I don't give a shit, so it must be okay. So if you never care, you end up just surrounded by people who eat, who don't care. All the other people who still throughout your life, it's like I've always said about the stock market. Stock market, they always talk about

what a great investment the stock market is, because when you look at the listings on the stock market, all that's left are the companies that have made it and are doing well, right? So if they listed every company that was ever on the stock market, it would be like half zeros. There would be a bunch of companies that are like out of business, out of business,

chapter 13, you know, acquired or something like that. It would look like the worst bet in the world, wouldn't it? Yeah. So just bet and put your money in established businesses. Well, it's one of those things where it's like anything looks like a sure bet when all you have in the winners listed. That's pretty much all you've got on there. Yeah.

Once they got a business, they're off to stock. Yeah, bet on a sure thing, like WorldCom or in a run. Right. They'll be around forever. off to stock. Yeah, bet on a sure thing like WorldComb or right. Or in law. Yeah, they'll be around forever. And Ron was what? The fourth largest company in the world when it completely just went under. Wow. How did that happen? That's crazy. Man, I don't really do something wrong. Enron was doing a thing where something went N wrong. Thank you Barbara. Can we cut the barber for the employees? Do you want to skin barber us? You want to? Something went N wrong.

What? I like that you said it was such a little confidence. It's a second time. Something went N wrong at- Oh, something went N wrong. I had to have at least one repot yet now. There's a movie by the smartest guys in the room. Brian is telling me that explains the whole thing.

Yeah, it's a great documentary. Get on Netflix. I thought you were a writer. Two documentaries. Two documentaries. Two documentaries I would recommend on Netflix are smartest guys in the room. And I think it's the corporation. Brandy, you could probably back me up on that. I know it's a red cover with like a white devil tail.

Yeah, that's the corporation. Yeah, great movie. And it explains like what a corporation is and like a like how it became to be the entity that is an American business today. It has legal rights. As a person, as a person, and as an entity. Yeah, pretty relevant to everything's going on now. Is that porn on Netflix?

No. No. I've looked. You've looked up. There are tereried movies. Do you watch porn? Yeah. Yeah?

Hi, mom and dad. Your dad tweeted at me the other day. And I was like super weirded out. I was like, I made a tweet about like the 787 or something. Your other day and I was like super weirded out I was like I made a tweet about like the 787 or something your dad replied and I was like what were you? We did out. I don't know. It's weird. My parents follow everyone They know I never thought about that like I never think about that I know my mom's on Facebook. I don't think about like her sitting out a computer using Twitter So what did he tweet at you? He wanted pictures of the 787.

You wanted pictures of the 787? Did you give him a picture? No, I didn't see it till I was already on the playing head left. Gus sent me a text thing. Is this your dad and his name's Larry Dunkelman? Like, yeah, of course. Who else do you know named Dunkelman? All right, I'm looking him up right now.

So you live alone, right? So you're at your apartment alone. And then you think, I'm just going to be cheeky and not going out right now. You flick on a bit of porn to do that, right? Flick it, flick it on. No, always. Flick on a bit more. Go ahead. Go ahead.

That's the answer. I don't always need it. To do. Gavin is like, I don't know what your problem is. You want to start asking a question, but you can't finish it. You're like, you got, you, you've embarrassed yourself and you stopped. What about you Gavin? Do you like on some porn? I'm not really a porn guy. What do you want to? Girl on girl, do you like other stuff? So good, isn't it? Once again, Gavin asked a question that Gavin refused to answer. You don't watch porn at all? No, really. I've never lived alone.

And I feel weird about flicking that kind of stuff on when the people in the house. So do you ever squeeze one out? What? Do you use your terminology? Well, you have to empty the pipes to avoid a nocturnal emission, Gus. There you go.

So that's your way of saying yes without actually saying yes. Does your door in your place where you live, does it lock your door? No. There you go. So that's your way of saying yes without actually saying yes. Does your door in your place where you live, does it lock your door? No. It doesn't even close. I see all that you have to do is you just stand with your back to it. And take care of business facing into the room. No. So they see like, like he can enter the door except blocked by like two feet.

Yeah. And the door is like, and your door handles jiggle a little bit. Just tiny a little bit. No, I'm really scared. I'm honestly really scared of wet dreams and's like, and your door handles jiggle a little bit. Just tiny, a little bit. No, I'm really scared. I'm honestly really scared of wet dreams and stuff like that. I just wouldn't. Why are you scared of a wet dream? That's a weird fear to have.

Oh, because it happens to me once. Once? And it was awful. Well, like the condition of being male. Well, I was, I've never had one. Ever? I don't think so. I was off to, it was off to after my surgery and on my ball.

Yeah, we know your balls were gonna keep going. And basically I was letting stuff heal for many weeks after that surgery to the point where, I guess I was a build up, and one night I woke up sort of like shocked, because I thought I'd just creamed myself. So I woke up and I like checked with my hands, Sort of like shocked because I thought I just creamed myself so I'm So I woke up and I like checked with my hands. I'd pat myself down. I was like oh, I guess I guess I didn't I guess nothing happened So I went back to sleep and then I woke up the next morning

Just caked in semen Like it must have just I would have gone with Vote please Nice I would have gone with Cross do you think a vote please to give me a lot of different Like it's like it didn't come out straight away. It was weird. It's like a slow seat Through the night. Thank you So Daven does a weird thing and I want to I want to kind of call him on it like you probably don't want me to talk about this

But I'm talking about it anyway. I was in LA recently and I went out with Barbara your two favorite people in the world I went out with the live crew girls. Yeah, fucking dinner. Yeah, sorry. They both texted me. Did they? Where are you? I'm just like, wasn't invited.

Notice they were mortgaged and not going out with you. They were actually going out with me. So I mean, come on. Right. All right, take it easy. All right, go home and flick on support. And take care of yourself. So I told them about Gavin about the way

Gavin ends relationships. And if it's like Gavin, we were seeing someone for three months or Gavin is seeing one for six months, Gus, do you know how he decides to end relationships? You know what he does? What does he do? He just stops talking to them immediately one day. Like one minute, they're dating and the next minute,

he just refuses to acknowledge anything they say. You like? Don't return texts or calls or emails or IMs. You just like stop, cold turkey? Yeah, it's easy. Who'd you do that to? I was. Has anyone ever done that to you?

No. There's someone together who's just screaming, what a fucking asshole. No, it's just like, for some reason I just find it really easy just to like, there's someone in my life and I can just be like, I think more than that, I think you just want to avoid the confrontation. You just don't want to have to deal with the emotional fallout from telling someone I don't want to be with you anymore. Honestly, I think breaking up with someone

is worse than being broken up with. Breaking up with somebody's worse than being broken up with. OK, I can see that. I can see that. 100%. So that's what I was saying. I was exploiting this. I actually saw a conversation where someone was like, hey, Gav, what's up?

What are you doing today? Hey, I didn't hear from you yesterday. What's going on? How are you doing? I love you. And then later that did like, are you getting these? And then it's dissent into hatred from there. I'm just like analysis of his personality and the response from him.

Do you just start assuming that he's dead? Or what do you? like, I never want you hope he's dead in your situation. I'm sure that some of these girls think. I think every relationship I've ever been in, I initiated to break up. Like, I'm always the jumper, never the jump piece. This is the thing.

I'm never in, I never date anyone. I never in relationships really. It's just like seeing someone. It's not like we're dating and then I just ignore my girlfriend. Is this a recent occurrence or is this like back in the day? Like, have you matured or is this something you still do? No, absolutely not. Well, here's the thing is I said this and Melana said what you said. She's like, oh my

god, I can, you know, it's like I talk and it's so hard. It takes me three months to break up with somebody. And I said, you know, on the same way, it's like it's just, I got to tell somebody we're not seeing each other anymore. that's it ripped the bandaid off and just take care of it I could never just like turn them off and just weather the comments that are coming my way from that Just couldn't do that and see if he goes I do that She that's a really Stevie does the exact same thing as Gavin. She's completely got your technique down She does the exact same thing. I just think it's like less feelings get hurt. Really, you think, no, no feelings don't get hurt.

You get to ignore everything that's directed at you. I don't think he does get you ignored though. Because I mean, he just, he gets the messages. But he doesn't look at them. I'm sure you don't read them. You just clear the alert, you move on. I've got her gone. The glance.

You be like, who's it from? That's enough. Well, can I say something to somebody she admire by Gavin that I do as well? Is that on my iPhone, there's a function you can have where it actually tells people when you read their texts. Oh, yeah. So you get delivered, it says the text was delivered,

and then it also says that you can turn on to where it says that they've read it and what time they read it. Gavin turns that on and I turn on because I just want to know. Well, I don't want people to think I'm ignoring it. You want people to know that you on and I turned on because I just want people to think I'm ignoring you want people to know that you're ignoring them No, I just want to know the other day didn't you tweet or send an email about how no one ever returns your text and I was like this fucking asshole I have a lowest percentage of return text in the world with you and then you are That'd be a great app. It just analyzes your messages and

right underneath by the way. Bullshit. All right, here we go. It should just do the ratio of like a little white on the messages like who's the worst at returning. All right, let me see here. You'll look up.

Don't show in your nose. I make a picture. I sent you. Come on. Let me see. Or show them. What do I care? Yes, we meet for acting do there are some people in my

I need to be fine Who's the worst about texting you I'm not I'm close you're good Ten times worse than I am when I text me. I'm I I'm I you probably not Yeah, you you sent me a text in LA. You're like where are you now? I was like I'm over here. Where are you? No reply, then an hour later. Oh, oops, getting on the plane. What are you fucking asshole? Like that's the epitome of the Bernie texting experience.

All right, here it is. You did reply, but it was an hour late and it was impossible to do anything at that point. 731 PM, are you at the club in the airport? Is this guest talking? Guests immediately replies, yeah, I'm by the bar where you at an hour and a half later. Oops, leave me. Yeah, that's true. That's just a fighter right there. Yeah, I reply. Yeah. You and I we had a back. You're pretty good about replying. Bernie, you're hit or miss. Sometimes it'll be like boom, boom,

boom, boom, you're kidding me. You have a reputation for not returning text. That seems unbelievable. Come on. I'm a good. Look, boom boom boom. You're kidding me You have a reputation for not returning text that seems unbelievable Come on a good deal face look your face. You love the fact that you look You love it. You have a reputation Jack just wrote me says you're a tear you are terrible with text look how fast gonna reply Jack fuck you Send Do you have anyone in your messages who the entire conversation is just pictures? Yes Barbara? I have it with Ray. I don't know if you can see on the camera like every single message you ever send Do you have anyone in your messages who the entire conversation is just pictures? Yes, Barbara. I have it with Ray, I don't know if you can see on the camera.

Every single message you ever send is pretty much a picture. Me and Gavin play this game where we'll text each other the most ugly face we could possibly make. And just a photo of that back and forth. But you just kept, you saw me do it live and I actually make a lot of noise when I'm I can't do a funny face. You can't do a funny face without moving your hand in the most awkward like call position. One time he did that to me. I was giving him a ride home and like I'm driving I park and like all right here you are get out and he gets out then I get a text like before I even take off again I hope I pick my phone out of my pocket

I look and he had made a funny face sitting right next to me in the passenger seat Yeah, and sit it to me as a text. I didn't even see him do it I think Ray filmed a video of me and Gavin at Rudy's were back to back I was on our phones like making the most disgusting faces back and forth I'm like trying not to laugh about it. And Gavin the whole time was just like... It's a funny world isn't it? Technology. It's a great use of it.

I mean very soon when I went to Gavin I were in an event we just were spending, sending each other pictures of our crutches. That's what we were doing. I forget where we were at the time. You sure that was me? I'm sorry. Yeah. Sounds like a bar.

There might have been alcohol in there. I don't know where it was. Oh no I couldn't remember that. Yeah. Just like crotch shot. some reason, we started doing that. Do you like it? Wow, thanks, Jack. Jack just sent me a picture of Kate up and on a runway. Nice.

Is that her name? Yeah. You know Kate up to 20? I thought she was still 19. I think she's too old now. I think she's just a little bit. Sorry, Kate up to you, Mr. Window. What did she do?

She's a model. Oh, I should be talking to Jack for that 20. Do we have a conversation? Yes, you should. I'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait. I didn't see it up. No. I didn't see it up. You said something happened between Jack and Jessica Niggory. Jack's that funny. Twitter conversation. Yes, you said that's funny. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Yeah. Yeah. Oh. What is he? He just goes, I hate you. Well, that's what he gets for making fun of you for your texting abilities. Oh, I'm sorry. I apologize. If he should Jack come down, you can be on the podcast. We'll let you go into the response area that we have. We should put a picture of Jessica and you around the green screen behind him.

You know, I owe Jack. You know what Jack, did you see what they got in the Achievement Hunter office? No. They got one of the fucking Xbox Live 10-year Xbox Live. I still haven't seen that thing. I forgot y'all got it. Yeah, that's awesome Yeah, it's pretty cool. I know it was sent specifically to Jack the guy who sent to us from Microsoft said hey We're should give me the address. We're should I send this to Jackson just you know send it over here So of course it arrives to Jack's a jack's like this is mine. Oh

I will this is Xbox live account Matter that's a matter fucking does yeah I'm gonna you serve that shit How old is this Xbox live account? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. What the fuck? I'm gonna use Serp that shit. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Nothing showed up.

It was addressed to the achievement hunter office and was signed for by Jack. So you know it's gonna stay in the achievement hunter office. It's not going anywhere. I don't see Jack here tonight. Everything I get sent to me here is open before I get it. The people just open all the mail the people just open all the mail? People just open all the mail? I just I give you your stuff packaged up. Like the mail that shows up in my desk

is regularly opened. Who opens it? I'll open mail open to dress to me or to other people, I'll open it. Which is more people. You know what I mean? Did you never reply? I will open anything that is addressed specifically to me.

I'll also open Max mail, because it's usually meant for one of the two of us. And he doesn't have a problem with that. I'll open anything that's just specifically to me. I'll also open Max Mail, because it's usually meant for one of the two of us, and he doesn't have a problem with that. I'll open anything that's just a Rooster Teeth in general. Is it against the law here to open mail that's not yours? It is, yeah. Yeah. But you can also make the argument,

you can also make the argument that anything that comes addressed here is usually just a Rooster Teeth care of somebody. And that, you know, that means it's addressed to the company, so I don't think that's an issue. You get so much mail at the office you and Monty both get packages daily at least. Yeah we get a lot of stuff yeah. That's the thing when she first moved here got a ton of packages. Yeah that too. Yeah there was a day where I got like a package a day from Amazon.

Yeah you're right when you got a package a day. A day when you got a package a day. There's a time when I got a package. Sorry. Yeah, you went through a long phase of that. Like, anytime I saw an Amazon box, I knew it was like, uh, Bernie. Yeah, I don't know. I just went on, I was buying all my socks. I figured out when I was one of my socks, and I started wearing a sock surplus.

Oh, I have a ton of socks. What do you wear in today? I have today. I have a lot of socks. Like, I have a shirt and a wide sock. Yeah. I have my gray, little leg there, little racy. I have my socks that I had to buy at Disneyland when the airline lost my

What you got my my luggage It's grumpy socks because I was at Disneyland and the only socks I could buy So tell us about how you lost your Luggage going to I didn't lose shit my friend. I did not lose my luggage See this is grumpy. Oh yeah. That's grumpy. And it says Disneyland Paris on the foot, but I'm not going to take my sweaty foot out of the shoe

right now. I feel bad. So I'd like Jack to tell me that I love him. I went to to mind con, right? I showed up at Paris, like 7 a.m. on Thursday on Thanksgiving. My luggage never showed up. They're like, oh, don't worry. You got put on a flight to Frankfurt. It'll be here at 2.30 in the afternoon. That's a great. So then you'll take it straight to my

hotel. Yeah, no problem. 4.30 still showed up. I called them like, oh yeah, it's here. It showed up, but we're just going to get a career to take it over to you. It's like, okay, I'm getting it tonight, right? Because like I still hadn't showered. I've still wearing the same clothes I've been on for like a day and a half. Like, oh yeah, yeah, it'll be there. At 6.30 it's still hadn't showed up. I call them back. They're like, oh yeah, everyone at the United Desk left for the day. So your bag is just in the customs cage. I was like, what?

I was like, so what? They show up like at 7 a.m. tomorrow? I'll be here at 9. I was like, you telling me at 6.30, everyone's gone home and no one will show up till 9? They're like, yeah. At the airport? Yeah.

I was like, at the fucking international terminal? No way. So then I had to wait to like 4 p.m The next day to finally get my luggage. So meanwhile they said don't worry about it You can buy whatever clothes you need. We'll reimburse you for it And I was like okay, that's kind of cool, but I'm at Disneyland. What am I gonna fucking buy? So I had to buy a Michael Jackson Captain Eo shirt nice in choice These socks and since I'm an adult man I could not buy underwear anywhere at Disney Land so I had to buy swim trunks instead of underwear and I wore swim

Trunks instead of underwear for two days why don't you just go without I know Oh, and I'm just 12 foot penis Yeah, my clothes would be hanging out and since I was in France. No, it's all the other What? That's not true. They have no Salon. They don't tell They didn't tell the other in a bottle. They don't tell the other in a Disney land. No, really and they should at Disneyland Paris believe me Wow, you'll fucking stink over there. That's a real commitment to be a You have to be frank. You're with your wife, right? Yeah, one just use some of hers. She doesn't sweat. She like she doesn't need your

She just like she doesn't sweat. She doesn't possible. She didn't need the earth. She just doesn't sweat. That's impossible. She didn't have any sort of like cleaning products with her that had a set. No deodorant. I could probably put on a deodorant like once every three days and be fine. Yeah, not me. I got some toxic. I believe was a long couple of days. They still have not paid me back for the clothes I had to buy Do you have to send them the risk the Disney Lander seats? Yes, so I'm waiting for Grumpy thought well glad you're back. It was tough not having you in that chair last week I don't know if you saw the fight. I got him a Joel would Joel head to sit in this chair

Yeah, so someone commented that he's a he's Derek Zoolander because he has to sit on the lift Yeah, that's you know, I mean Joel he's an actor, so he knows. I mean, he knows how to best. It's his good side. And of course, all of this should point out that it was closest to the bathroom because everyone lasts with, when you go and you leave, suddenly everybody decides that's the week they're gonna go to the bathroom.

I'm like, I'm substitute teacher. It's like everybody's like, I need to go to the restroom. I'm gonna start a count, a tally of how often people have to go to the bathroom and hold that against them. And they're also bad at it too. You know, I'm a woman and I've never done that. I'm a plug and like go. They just like rip their mics off and make it much better. We've also got several cameras here. So it's very easy not to cross the one camera that's being used,

but everyone always walks around. No one knows how that works. They're like, okay, he's on camera. We're gonna go right in front of the one that's on. Who's the worst? The worst so far I think is Jack. I would say Michael. Michael or Jack and Michael are pretty close to each other It seems like every time Michael's on these I think one time he went twice

Jack went twice Okay, I'll have to go back here. He watched podcasts. I bet Jack is car right now driving up here I've gone zero and I have a woman blad so I just want to make that statement that I'm really good So when I was doing things on Twitter, by the way, they're very happy about our. A lot of people apparently break up like Gavin does by just stopping talking to the significance of it. It's not really breaking up.

You're like, it's breaking up. It's just you're not seeing someone anymore. Yeah, but you can't break up with somebody you're not dating. Listen, we're not dating. If you did that to me, I would be upset with you. If you just one day shut off the spigot, no more conversation with Bernie. And I'm texting you going, hey, what's up? And you're just like, it'd be like texting Bernie. I don't do that. I can't really

really think that I do that. texting a mirror. My phone and see how many done to jack thing. I've only gone twice total. So Jack, I'm not answering your texts anymore. I saw when I was at minecon, you know, it was in Disneyland Paris, so there were a lot of obviously there were a lot of European jack thing. I've only gone twice total. So Jack I'm not answering your texts anymore I said I said when I was at minecon, you know It was in Disneyland Paris. So there were a lot of obviously there were a lot of European's there I met a lot of people in Europe who listen to the podcast Including several people from Denmark which I was really unusual. Yeah, it's Denmark considered a Scandinavian country Would that be I don't think so what's that region?

It's like Norway and Sweden are Scandinavian. I don't think of Denmark as being with a Fuck's Denmark's up there though. It's northern Europe, but it's not like on the peninsula What is the Cokken bulls that Sweden and Norway? But there's another one up there too, right? I don't think so in there Oh, it's just Sweden or way on that principle. Okay, like Denmark's like God, I don't I don't even want to say some again. I was like north of Germany like on that northern coast of Europe and those are Danish people. Yes, Danes. Danes. You don't say Danish anymore. Danish makes me think of like a tasty breakfast pastry.

Yeah, it's based Danish pastry. So do you still call people from the Netherlands Dutch? Yes, needs Neelander. Landers. All right, let me see. Which countries are Scandinavian? And why are they called Scandinavian countries?

Yeah. Evan, you're from Europe. You tell us. Why are they called Scandinavian countries? Because of the war. What countries? Go to Hampshire. Go to Hampshire.

Scandin. Someone said that you had a very nice laptop, Bernie. Oh, they did? Thank you. This is the winner. Bam. So when we were producing the gauntlet one of the sponsors for the gauntlet was Razor and they saw that I was using a different brand of laptop on the podcast so he said Bernie do you want one of

our gaming laptops a blade so that you can use that in the podcast I said fuck yeah this sweet computer it is awesome I like I also showed off like do a little video on it and stuff too because it's got these I Show you my screen here, but it's got these this row of Yeah, it's like five and five little buttons, but every button is an LED screen So it like dynamically changes on the fly to like when I'm on my desktop There's like a Twitter button a Facebook button all that and you customize them Yeah, and then when I go into a game it like becomes

Customizable buttons for like say team fortress or left for dead So cool. Yeah, we were doing we were using those playing when we're playing natural selection to the other week And it's it's bad ask because it's nice to be able to like just have gaming go with me wherever I started playing Xcom And I was super disappointed to find out I Kind of made a switch. I think I'm getting back into PC gaming I used to only play games on Xbox because of achievements Mm-hmm, but now I really don't care so much about that. So I'm starting to kind of Move back as my default moving back towards PC like I'm playing X-com on PC

Yeah, rather than play it on a on Xbox. I played on the 360 and had a blast But it definitely looks better on the PC. I'd say what some of those are some of the photos that I've seen of Skyrim screenshots of Skyrim made me think I should have played it on PC. Yeah, a lot of that's also mods as well. Yeah, still. I mean, I think this thing would be capable of handling it. Absolutely. And the thing about the Xbox 360 at this point is it's old, you know, it's what it came out.

Seven years. Seven years ago. Yeah, 2005 it came out. Yeah, just hit it. Seventy years. Crazy. That is crazy. I mean, I think if you had like a seven-year-old computer, they were running games on today

You know, it wouldn't look nearly as good. How many DSs have there been or handheld Nintendo's since the Game Boy? DS Every time I see it, it's always a different one. Like DS DS. I think one is a 3DS 3DS XL Is I think there's also a normal DS XL as well. So like five. Yeah, that's a lot The we this the weed One now or yeah, whatever that's that's not out yet, right? I'm gonna call it the we need Playing I've been playing Wii U. I've been playing a lot of Super Mario brothers on the Wii U you said it was hot It's hard. It's hard. It is a hard game dude. It's hard. It really is Mario has never been hot listen

Let me tell you something although I was watching Frustrating his hell I was watching Carrie try and play the lost levels the other day. Yeah in the studio He was struggling. He was bad really. Yeah, so that's the that's the Mario that they didn't release in the US Yeah, what was with that wasn't that was Mario 2 in Japan right but They released another game. They just re-skinned it as Mario 2 and that was Mario 2 in Japan, right? But they released another game They just re-skinned it as Mario 2 and that was one where Luigi would float Yeah, I believe it was it's didn't match anything. Yeah, I believe it was called a game called doki doki panic And especially the original of that game is the exact same entire game except the Mario that does different characters the main characters

That's weird. Why would you do that? except Mario that does different characters. The main characters were like different. That's weird, why would you do that? They said they thought that Super Mario 2 that was released in Japan, they thought it was too difficult for American audiences. Well, they were right. Yeah, and so they didn't release it here originally

as Super Mario 2. I love Super Mario 2, the US version anyway. And I didn't know about it until recently. Brandon was telling me about it. It was released as the lost levels on I think SNES. Yeah, and it's part of the Super Mario All Stars. Okay. PlayStation All Stars is about to come out. Do you know anything about that? It's like a Super Smash Bros. type game, right? Yeah, or is it out? I mean, I think it's out already. Okay. Yeah. I don't know.

I need to get more up on my PS3. I don't know really anything. The only thing I'm really looking forward to at this point of the PS3, I think is last of us. Yeah, that's not a dog Yeah, I can't think of another game coming out. Oh, there's also that Oh God, it's that Jason E's role-playing game that has that very cartoony style. It comes out in January Ney no doku or something like that. It looks like a cartoon. It's really crazy Ney no doku or something like that. It's Some Japanese, I don't remember what it's called. Did you ever play like Dreamcast? What was that game, the overly dramatic role-playing game?

Andre Gashinmu? Yeah, I love Shinmu. I played one, two. And I even imported three from Japan. I played Shinmu three. You imported the game? Yeah. Wow.

It cost a fuck ton of money and I was broke and shit back then. I had to play it. Did you guys ever play Knights for the Dreamcast? No. I remember it. Was that like weird? Elf looking thing? I was broke a shit back then. I had to play. Did you guys ever play nights for the Dreamcast? No, I remember it. Was that like weird, elf looking thing? I don't know what he was, but he like flew ran rings and like another girl came along with him.

Yeah, I have like vivid memories of like, you know, childhood. Sega Saturn game. I don't think I ever played it. I was on the Dreamcast. No, there was a sequel that was made eventually. Oh, but the first one was originally Saturn. I don't know shit.

You guys got a little serious talking about these games for a second Yeah, the dreamcast games that I played mainly were uh, oh Monty just texted me and wrote Nino Coney. Nino Coney. There you go. Coney right? Coney and I need new cooney. Yeah, so I would like to point out bunny that funny text me Thanks a bunny because he knows I'm checking apparently. I'm good with text. I reply I don't know if you ever heard about that also Katie message. I reply. I don't know if you've ever heard about that. Also Katie messaged me for somebody. I don't know why.

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A lot of that. No, they get Sean Connery to read it. All right. We missed a Scandinavian country. We missed Finland. So go fuck yourself. The Finns. Finish.

Yeah. Finish. It's funny because we just had a funny text conversation about Finnish when we were at the Nerdist bowling thing. Yeah. Jold wrote, we just finished, but he sold finished. He said I didn't finish last. I didn't finish. I didn't finish like people from Finland.

Yeah, he almost finished last. That's pointless, that's pointless. All right, all right. Well, yeah. We all did very well. I'm very happy. I spent, I did a thing that I've never done since I've lived here. I woke up after noon on Sunday. Yeah. Just slept in, haven't done that for a long time. You haven't done that since you've lived here. I work up after noon on Sunday.

Yeah. Just slept in, haven't done that for a long time. You haven't done that since you've moved here? No. What time to get up? 12-01. What time to go to bed? Uh, other day.

Two or something. What time do you go to bed? Like, just regular day to weekday. What time do you go to bed and what time do you wake up? About one and then wake up at half seven. OK, what do you do? I used to go to bed really late, like 2 a.m. 1 a.m. every night. Now it's like 10 30. I'm like ready to go to bed. Yeah. So you get five and a half hours of sleep every day. Pretty much. Okay.

What about you typically between midnight and one and I wake up like a seven 30 or so. Seven 30. So these things where it's like I think I should have been a 10. And then I just refuse. I just like I do some kind of thing. We also wake up really early. I wake up super early. Yeah, but I mean he wakes up six 30s. Not bad. So I wake about five. I think seven 30. I did. I think so half past six. No seven. It's pretty sad. Did I? Some weird British half of seven half seven half seven half past seven. I think saying. Yeah, for some reason I thought he was half till seven. Oh, we're not we're not in Germany.

Speaking of. For some reason I thought you think it was half till seven. Oh, we're not we're not in Germany Anyway, that's why I do I work up a 1201 started playing Halo 4 legendary beginning to end in one go it's Austin and it's not even that hard. I know what you're talking about. You're fucking mental. What time is finished? Like 8 p.m. Okay. Yeah, it's so much more fun on legendary That's a pretty quick run for legendary. I think I already had levels one and two done. I'm marrying up you playing on easy You had one and two done solo. Yeah, so now you've done complete solo run. Yeah, yeah And I've got the mark six helmet. Have you done a legendary co-op?

I'm pregnant. No, do you want to because I just I need the achievement for legendary for co-op? Yeah, whatever heroic or higher. Yeah. But there are some moments, like, you said you struggled on the mammoth level, which... Oh, yeah, that would be fucking terrible. I mean, no, it was a whole rack of rocket launch. I didn't even use it. It was a guy in my gossol, and we were going around. What was the guy carrying?

Oh, it's easy on the gossol? Yeah, still, fuck it. I'm impressed. It was a good gunner. The worst bit by far was the very last bit of the last level, where you go like one direction, you fight some coolers, you have to go the other direction, and there's just Prometheon Knights.

Like seven of them. It's nine, and the one at the end has incineration cannons. So the amount of times I would like, it's slightly like kill eight Prometheon Knights, I'd be like, all right, let's kill this last prick, and then you just shoot my face and I'd melt. Yep, I happen a lot of times. See, that part I blew right through when I got you, but I recognized it should have been harder than it was what do you do when you get really frustrated in a game?

Do you like get really angry? It's dead. You should see us. Toss around do you go back to it like a couple hours later the next day? I could throw up the controller. I've seen him break an Xbox controller with just his hands. Yes, now it's like crunch and like the thing was just broken. I like seeing rage in you. Ever since we did that short where there was a bunch of me in that closet. And you had to yell. That's so scary. You had to yell into the closet while I was in there. But like before the take, you would like kind of go quiet and start shaking and like build yourself up into a amount of rage to the point where you'd be like, you just be like shaking with rage. I can imagine you like that ripping a controller and half.

Well, that's like the fake office tour that we made at the end of yelling at everybody. That was completely unscripted. I just ran around the circle yelling at everybody. Marshall was really like legitimately like, I don't want to talk to you for the rest of the day. I'm legitimately scared of you. The secret is he's always angry. Yeah, that's right. That's right. I don't know.

I would say I used to be an angrier person. Would you agree with that guy? I would agree with that. Yeah, I'm not nearly as angry as I used to be. I don't know. We've all been there. Yeah. You will be.

I'm not funny. I'll tell you something. It couldn't potentially maybe angry this weekend, but didn't speak him. I'm a bad texture. Barbara sent me the stupidest god damn text in the world this weekend. No, it wasn't stupid. She sent me, I don't want to ruin something, but she sent a photo of herself and she had

blood on her head. It's fake blood. Well, whatever, fake blood. She sent me a photo of blood. That's not the important part. She sends me the picture of herself like that and I'm like, oh, Barbara's got fake blood. She's supposed to be a photo of blood. That's not the important part. She tends to be the picture of herself like that. And I'm like, oh, Barbara's got fake blood on, obviously. But then she tends to text right after it, where she just writes, help me. And that's it. She writes, help me.

And then she shuts off her fucking phone. No, no, no, no, I put my phone away because we were about to shoot. Do something. You're shooting something. And she puts it away. So I write, I write, hey, hey I go what's that from no response Then about five minutes ago. Hey, I want to make sure you wrote help me want to make sure everything's okay no response

Fuck so then I call her phone it goes straight to voicemail and I know I'm sitting in my house I know for a fact. She's perfectly okay, but I'm thinking she texted me help me and Text anything else after that so then I'm like she texted me help me and it takes anything else after that So then I'm like fuck I got to do somebody. Just imagine like I've explained the cops Yeah, she sent me a photo of herself covered in blood and she really helped me but that's just how we work That's where business is do you really think that if I was in a situation where I was injured? I would open up my phone take a picture picture of myself, text you, rather than just call an ambulance or go like, no, I don't, but that's why I had to check. I'm just like,

I know this is, I know this is not legitimate. I know she's not danger, but I still have to fucking make sure. Why didn't just cool so what else on set? I didn't know she was on set, first of all. I didn't know that. So I start calling people who live nearby to her going, hey, I'm a cross town. Do you know where Barbara is? Can you go just like not going to go or just make sure she's okay? She sent me this stupid text. And they were all together. It turns out.

Yeah. Mean Carol, then they laughed. Mean Carol, like, man, Carol did an amazing job on my makeup. It was, I mean, the makeup was great, Carol, really was. But it wasn't the makeup part of it. It was the text that just said, help me. So you actually, did you leave the house? Were no people I call the bunch of people okay I call the bunch of people that were nearby and then eventually I got to like two or three people

who were like sitting right there with I was hoping to come back to my apartment to find my door being broken down I would call the cops to teach you a lesson yeah not your door in don't forget what it happened to you. So thanks, Barb. No problem. Have you ever had to kick a door in? I have kicked a door. It's surprisingly easy. You just kick it right at the handle. Yeah. An interior door.

You can kick in in about two seconds. An interior talk about alligator. Today, Gus came in and found this mallet in the office like next to my desk. And he goes, can I hit the side of your desk with this mallet? And I was like, you really wanna do that? So he takes this big mat, it's heavy, right? You've seen it.

So this goes, and first of all, he misses, he completely wet his knees. He almost knocked his knees down. I just wanted to hit the corner. So then he can't, that's very, I'm the cleanly embarrassing. He missed a desk with a hammer. Go ahead.

So the corner of my desk is now just mull it and like split and there's crumbly bits of like MDF coming out of it or whatever. And then you're like, I'll fix it, don't worry. So he goes and gets some tape. I'm like, tapes up the corner. He's like, there you go, it's fixed. What?

I'm like, say again. So now the corner of my desk is like down and split with tape all over it. I remember Jeff, when I'm vacationing to that with his desk with a golf ball. Why does nobody have any respect for desks? It's funny. I mean, break other things, but I have to...

Well, yeah, you heard it. Break other things. I'm using it. Like your legs. All right. You're something that'll heal. Yeah, we also sign your desk. Yeah, my desk full of writing.

The desk I had before this, Michael spent one weekend, I guess, taking every single thing off my desk, turning my desk around and then putting it all back on. And it was lower on the backside because it usually gets to work. So I'd slam my kneecaps into it every time I set out and I'd forget I'd like, but I refused to turn it back around myself.

It was taking like an hour to do it. Take all my stuff off and unplug everything. Well, it was not an hour. You're confusing me. Turning your desk around made it lower. It was an old desk. Like there was doors in the front. But the back was lowered. Oh, I see.

And it was just low enough for me to clock my kneecaps on it. OK. Every single time. You were looking for that hammer thing yesterday. Well, you planned Bloody Nankat all day. It wasn't all day. It was like four hours. I could hear it. In my office when I was working, when I was editing like four hours. I could hear it in my office when I was editing with headphones on.

I could hear it and I went to the bathroom to take a little leak. I could still hear it. I wasn't sure whether I could actually hear it or whether it was just been melted into my head. So I walked into your office and said, do you have a sledgehammer? No, there's a mallet somewhere. You and Adam and all three of you came and helped me look for a hammer and like five minutes anyway what do you have a force I'm gonna smash the TV in your office because it keeps you waiting and ended up the hammer ended up in your office in your way and then you beat my desk to your desk for you. Carrie walked into our office when I was in a

very embarrassing situation. I like to dance sometimes alone and me on cat was playing and no one else was in our office, so I just stood up and started dancing, and Kat and he walked in and tweeted about it. So, I'm not embarrassed at all, but that happened. My, you know, Jordan, Jay or Dan started here this week, and my favorite thing is every day, I walk up behind him, and I scare him and I take a picture of it. So I have two so far. I've been tweeting themselves.

It's so easy to scare people who work in the desert. If we've got like his headphones on, he's working on an audio and I just walk up and I go, Jordan, he's like, he jumps and turns around. There's people walking in and out all the time from the studio. So they don't know if it's someone sticking up on them or just walking in and out.

It's really funny. It's weird to see people react to shock in slow motion. I had to film that once on some random job I was on where they would just get a crowd of people and then make a really loud noise with like a, I think it was like a some sort of tiny explosion that was echoed. And you would see everyone do the exact same thing

in slow motion. Like the first thing that moved on everyone was the muscles in their neck would all like Come out and everyone will do this It's just everyone does the exact same thing and it's to do that. But I don't know what what are they doing like covering? Crouching why does the body instinct like move your head out of the way? That's probably the same thing. I guess your instinct is a duck a bullet. Did you ever see the series of photos? I think it was taking some like haunted house or something a Camera snaps a picture. Oh, I love those pictures. Just as like

something pops out and scares all these people and like a light flashes and takes a photo. And then they instantly go up on flicker. There's a flicker stream of the photo stream of these things. It's genius. It's one of the funniest things on the internet. I don't know. But I'm just like a haunted house photo stream. Yeah. And it's just moment where there's something. All I can say is they're going this way and there's something, all I can say is they're going this way and there's something that way to the right that scares the shit out of them

just as a flash goes off. And so it's like everyone, every photo is like this, people looking to the right. The best ones is like groups of guys who are like huddling with each other, like grabbing onto each other. Or my favorite is always the guy who will take the girl and put them in front of her.

Yeah. Like using your as a shield. Yeah. That makes me laugh. That's not it. I think the first link you were looking at, Gavin was there. All right. Well, you guys should look at that up. I want to explain what I was doing on XCOM the other day.

Yeah. It says point XCOM and you were explaining to me, Gus, that you can name all the squad members after people you know. And so I did that. I got to say, Gus and Barb, you guys died instantaneously. That's real. Gus, you guys died instantaneously. That's real. Gus, you lasted a little bit.

You got at the point where you were assigned a sniper classification. Oh, good. And then you died. And then Barbara replaced you. She was a sniper, she died immediately too. Those, that's great. My favorite part of that game is the memorial you can visit

to all of your dead squad mates. And like place that music and shows you like a a memorial like shows like what they did in their career Can I say some a little bit disappointed by which I don't know if this is an ongoing thing with Steam games, but ex-com apparently doesn't support cloud saves There we got some of the scary Yeah, go through some of these go through this first crotch and we'll link this in the link dump Just click on anything come think can thank you

god i love these things i just took a look at the there's a funny you know that i got a lot of these yeah scrunched up i just think it's something fun to be about people being scared i don't know what it is yeah

like there was also this video that came out from the series of pranks that they were doing in Brazil and in elevator. Oh man, that's a huge... I love that video. It's not the wood that goes, ghost thing. Yeah. Which apparently it's like a,

it's a room that they go in that looks a lot like an elevator and it makes motions like, makes you think they're an elevator. And then the lights start flickering while they're in there. And this, you're gonna go out completely. And while they're out completely,

this little girl comes out in a night gown and like ghost makeup. And she just stands there and her doll, her hair and her face and then the lights come back on and people freak the fuck out. And she starts screaming and then they start screaming. The lights go back out and she goes back in. And everyone does the same thing. They just don't want to look at it. They just have to like, I don't want to see it. Yeah, it's like, I holding his backpack. I mean, seriously, there's no like,

when you're setting up that prank, you put a little girl in the elevator, the response is the panic are fight and flight, but apparently flight is the default for most people. You know, like I've seen pictures or like videos of people getting scared. And like the first thing I do is turn around and punch the guy, scaring them.

Yep. I'm really shocked that. No one let dropkick the girl. No one hit her. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess she's not a natural threat of any kind, you drop kick the girl. I know when it hurt. Yeah. I mean, I guess she's not a natural threat of any kind. You know, someone would either be scared or not scared.

Well, they're still scared. Yeah. I saw a great video of a guy who was for Halloween, and he dressed up like a scarecrow and set a chair and put a bowl of candy in his lap. And when people come to grab it, he would just like grab their hand. I did that. And did you really?

I dressed up as a scarecrow and lay down like in our grass in front of our house, not with the bowl of candy, but just as people were going up my steps. And kids would come up teenagers, would take me and be like, oh, this is so fake. Like, try to act tough. And then I would either grab their foot or jump up at them, best reaction.

I wish there was a camera feeling. There was one I saw where the guy was going to grab candy and the scarecrow was, oh, it scares him. It's a huge dude. And he just goes. But you can tell, as soon as you hit the guy square in the face, like square solid shot right in the face, he immediately regretted it.

He was like, boom, it's all dirty. Yeah, it's like, it's just a reaction. There's also that one of that, uh, that college, like a college TV program where the reporter's going around. He's interviewing people in front of a trash can and like, someone jumps out of the trash can to scare them. Right. He's like interviewing this one guy.

His cohort jumps out of the trash can. The guy being interviewed's like interviewing this one guy, his cohort jumps out of the trash can. The guy being interviewed just turns around, boom! Like, right in the face of the guy, like, he's gonna have to just ride back into the trash can. He does the same thing, though. He punches him right away and then instantly regrets it. He just like, fuck. Did you ever do that thing on a beach

where you would bury your legs up to the knee and then lie down flat? Yeah. But it made it so you could just use your stomach muscles to just go from lying down to just go like like it looks like your knees bend the wrong way. If you put shoes on the sand it looks really convincing. It's pretty pretty fun to do to people walking up. I used to do all the time. No, you were just doing beaches in the UK.

Wherever. Like, whatever. Just walk into easy water. And you're there. you're in the town. What do you always say? The name of the place? New key, there you go. And you're glad what is that? Where is Newtree? Where is Newtree?

South. OK. So you got the southern coast of the UK. Yeah. It seems like we call them the shit. South of London? No, I like to the west. To the west, OK.

OK. So totally legitimate question. I mean, absolutely. Absolutely. We go to the beach. You're the asshole here. Yeah, it's just not interesting It's a geography we wanted to know and now I know we're new keys It's just you when you ask the question made up if you ask you do it New key So I got a I got a kind of a lucky thing that happened to me on Twitter

I got the username burning I truncated my username now. It's just at 3. You used to have that though. Yeah, yeah. And so I used it as a... You can swap it out like for your primary account. Yeah. And get everything like transferred over.

So you did it really quickly, like as soon as you gave up one, did you have to quickly like change the other one? Yeah, I did on a plane too. So I was really playing. Oh, you were... The Wi-Fi goes out on planes all the time too. Plan to fly. Yeah, I did a prick thing to So I was really playing. The wife I go to and I'm playing all the time too. I did a prick thing to my friend Dan, who is a prick thing.

His old game, his gametag now is Danny Noji, because for a bit I said make your gametag like mine and then we'll match because mine's going no free. His old gametag was Badger on Reids for whatever reason and he loved that. He cherished that gametag. So I was like just change to Danny Noji for like a month, it'll be funny. So he did and then I registered badger on Reuters so we can have it back. And now we start with Danny and a G for a long time.

Well, that's what a... Michael did to Jack's account. Oh yeah? Yeah, with Monkey account. Yeah, when Jack became Jack P, Michael went out and registered with Monkey E5255 and then sort of harassing Jack from the accounts. So he said, friend request to all of Jack's old friends.

He was, his account was hacked. And he was trying to get all his friends back. God damn it. Some bitch has my username. What's your, my, well, the username I used to use for everything blondie with the two ease at the end. Yeah. Not available on Xbox Live.

So who is it? I'm gonna look them up right now. Some bitch. No, don't say that. Don't say that. Some people go on. Some people go harass that poor person. What's wrong with that? What even what's wrong with that? It's a perfect normal person is out there living their life.

And suddenly they start getting pounded with Xbox Live messages. Who needs that? But there is a Bernie on Xbox Live. I actually communicate with a person who was Bernie on Xbox Live and I said, I will buy this game or tag from you I will buy it from you And I probably said that message them like probably ten times over the course of a year It may not that much like four or five times and finally came back to me and said that he was a member of the Xbox Live

Launch team and so he would never give it up just for nostalgic purposes But he understood but not using me to give it up any time soon. I mean, you still have the flying Xbox user name. Yeah, no. In fact, the Xbox Live username is Bernie Burns, and that's why for Twitter, I was originally Bernie Burns. I wanted to have them all be the same wherever I was, but then I was like Twitter, you know, it's just like it's five more characters that, you know, when people do retweets or stuff like that, or just like, I just get rid of it. Yeah, I dropped out of one. It's a good point. But I still have the old one,

and I just put it to a private account that's locked now. Okay. So, you were complaining that XCOM does not have cloud saving and steam? Yeah, so I went to go play on one computer, and then I moved over to another one. I was like, no save games at all. Apparently, it's kind of optional.

Yeah. Which I don't think it should be. If you're gonna put your game up on steam, well, optional for the developer to include that. Yeah. Oh, I totally agree. Well, that's why I don't like cloud. Because people don't think it should be. If you're going to put your game up on Steam, well optional for the developer to include that. Yeah. I totally agree. Well, that's why I don't like Cloud.

Because people don't use it. I mean, that's the stupidest reason ever. It's just, it's never perfect. It's never the perfect Cloud situation. I disagree. I think Xbox Live. It's a little perfect store. When it comes to Cloud?

Oh, really good. No, no. Stop that. So, no, on Xbox Live, it actually does work very well. It could work a little bit better in that when you save, it should then upload right then. Like you have to leave the game in order for it to upload, which kind of sucks.

Yeah, and even if you like power off your console, it should enter that low power state where it continues to upload until it's done. No, I just go to the dashboard all the time and just do it. But it's still just going to dashboard and letting the system upload my save games is still way more convenient than putting them on I can understand.

Is there a progress indicator showing you? You can do the active downloads and it shows you. Oh, but it also shows, okay. Yeah, it shows you're uploading your saves. But I'm gonna do the cloud review. And I think the Xbox Live saves probably the next iteration. I think they'll probably put a cap

on how big a save game could be. Like all the Skyrim and Fallout games, all of those are about five megs each, which kind of sucks. Well, as you play, they get larger too. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah, because all the auto saves, there's three auto saves in Skyrim, and those constantly just rotate.

So every time you finish, you have a 15 meg upload, which depending on the day, it can be kind of serious. It can be a minute to do that. But you just have to kind of sit there and do it at the end. But I, it can be a minute to do that. But, you know, you just have to kind of sit there and do it at the end. Yeah, but I love it. I always forget to do that. I wish the cloud could be used as a backup.

Just it would just mimic one of your memory cards or something. Well, you could do it, you save locally and then it uploads your local save of the cloud. It is, that's what it is. Right, okay, so that's a local copy of everything in the cloud somewhere. Yeah, that's what the cloud storage is.

It's actually local storage. In fact, you could probably set up your local storage as being on your memory stick. For cloud storage, I don't think so. No, I don't believe that's the case. It's like a desert in the piece of hard drive for cloud, is that? Yeah, okay. Yeah, because then how would it sink it?

When you go to different console plug in your USB stick, you have all this supposedly sink stuff. I want to know something. Go ahead. Why did you go quiet when I was talking about wet dreams? Because I told you a story one time where we went to Scotland. You went with me. We went to Scotland.

I actually had a wet dream on a plane. Did you know this? Is that what you were doing? You didn't bring it. You brought it up. But I'd fuck it. I'll own it. I don't give a shit.

So, you know where this place you could have. Yeah. What? Right. I was like, oh, no. I played my 30, with place you could have. Yeah. I was like, oh, no, playing. I was in my 30s. I didn't realize I had been on a trip. I'd been, you know, away from home for like two weeks. And I just hadn't thought about it. And I was just, apparently you were thinking about something. I was, I got upgraded to business class, which was really nice and exciting. You had a wet dream and business class. Yeah. Well, at least they help you clean up and business class which was really nice and exciting. You had a wet dream and business class. Yeah, I was playing it. Well at least they help you clean up and business class.

You had a wet dream. I tell him. I tell him. Sat next to a bunch of people. Jeff. Jeff. Jeff. He's dreamy.

You know, I mean, anybody I'd be my shoes. He'd get the same thing. He'd get very blue eyes. So did you get what I get? Did you get the slow seat or was it immediate disruption? No, I have a problem. You call the black team. Yeah.

And it's like, for whatever reason I was lucky, I have a problem. Do you call it by a time? Yeah, and it's like, for whatever reason, I was lucky, I had a change of garments available in my career. No, but what did you do? Did you just go into the bathroom and drink? What did I do? You want me to draw a picture? No, I brought the book I'd like to read with you.

No, yeah, I went to the restroom and fixed everything. Was there any obvious evidence? Was there any obvious evidence? Was there any obvious evidence? I'm sure there was. Yeah, but he had a change of clothes. The plane is pregnant now. Okay, no. He's got a baby stess at home.

You can be uncomfortable in your own clothes, but I didn't show. I'm very proud. It's a single prop. But you know, he'll be moving up to Twin soon. There. So when I flew to Paris for minecon. I got lucky and I got upgraded to business class as well,

except I got put in the last row. So I was like facing backwards in the plane and had an aisle seat. So like economy was right in front of me. So I was staring at everyone in economy who was staring right at me the whole time I was flying. It was really uncomfortable. It was really bizarre.

It's just been like this. Like, I feel like. So I was reclining all the way down like fuck you. I'm not the only. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I can't imagine the realization. Yeah, of spunking yourself on a plane. How many years has it been? I've been there a way to start. Like, what if the bathroom wasn't free? You just have to siting yourself on a plane. How many years has it been? How many years has it been? How many years has it been? How many years has it been? How many years has it been? How many years has it been?

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I'm the name of the story. Yeah, I love that you just don't care. It's awesome. Why I mean why why hide that story? It's funny. It's funny. Yeah, well, I don't think I told I think like in the moment I was gonna go What at all so I didn't do that but I did I did tell Gavin later I told me in Australia. I was following the ground. You told me a dinner How long had it been since your last wet dream? Oh between that what my teenage years probably yeah I guess so I've always masturbated furiously, so I got you never had a Spontaneous emission never ever really I don't think so. Yeah, all right. Well, let's do a test Just hold it. See how long you go

Guys always say they're happy. They're not chicks because they don't get periods. Right. Things like this make me so happy. That's never happened. Why don't you get a bonus in high school when you're wearing sweatpants? Who wants to deal with that? She's a bonus.

She needs your bonus, are the worst. You want to think some of the full embarrassment things you have to do. You know, when you're sleeping on a plane, right? And you wake You did all the time All the time I'm worried that I made a noise and what I'm worried about I'm worried I made some kind of You wake up to go I've spoke myself awake. What noise was I making?

Right did I was at the act that woke me up or did I make a noise that woke up? What was the noise That's what I was starting to get guys' name. That's what I was starting to get guys' name. Oh, Gary, what the hell? But that was part of the reason I guess why I didn't inform any of my friends that were on the plane when they were going to be asking me, hey, why did you,

why did you scream suddenly in the middle of the flight? Do you find that when you're snoring so loud that you wake yourself up, you're always having a dream at that point. No, you don't? No, I think what it is you wake up, when you wake up in a certain stage of your rem cycle, you're always having a dream, you should remember it because you wake up during the dream. Sometimes I'm next to people and they'll nudge me because I'm snoring too loud, but

I will always be aware, without being able to hear it, I'll be aware that I'm snoring, because I'm feeling good about just drifting off to sleep, and I'm starting to dream, and I'm aware that I'm probably making noise. And that's the moment when people always punch me away. All right, well now I gotta delete my Twitter account after that story. Goddamn it. That's the lead. I actually saw you wake yourself up from snoring.

Yeah. I'm the way to Paxies. Yeah. It was the funniest thing because your cheeks were going. That's all we saw, because we were like, you're like vibrating? Yeah. I don't know if you guys know this, but Gus has like the most,

like, I don't know how to describe it. Like, I'm so curious. I got a lot of meat in my mouth. You got a lot of cheek. You do a good sound. Like a, when you go like this. I don't think so. Not like that.

No, that's crazy. I really have it. The camera wasn't on you when you made that sound. Sounds good, right? Yeah, I think I was like, every time wasn't on you when you made that sound Sounds good right I think I was like every time I get on a plane now at this point if I follow sleep I wake myself up snoring. Yeah every flight at this point really. Yeah, I've never heard you snore in a plane Ever and I've been on a lot of flights with you. I just get like pretty bad now I I obviously everyone when they set up right they sleep with their mouth wide open

Yeah, because of the gravity of the jaw I Post in that photo of you and Jeff and Matt all sleep on a plane It looks like an exhibit at the Museum of Natural Science like Dead and like fossilized I've gotten to the point where You know you can't use electronics at takeoff and landing I can where I can't because you listen to the fucking rules I never I don't give a fuck you don't even turn your phone or I don't I've seen it with his eyes. I saw your your 4G Wi-Fi hotspot on the plane when we came back from LA as I was powering I was like yeah, yeah, he will literally be tweeting the plane is taking off here

Be tweeting and then all the bars will suddenly go and obviously you'll say no service. You don't give a Why why is that law there? I don't know You don't give a... Why is that law there? I don't know. It's up to people pay fucking attention in the case of the plane crash. You do realize that. If it's fucking plane crashes, I'm gonna know this, and I'll put my phone away. You do realize that they contract your follow-up.

LOL goes down. So if there's no one smondering, if they're not in the tower like... Uh-oh, there's a phone on it. Why is it a law then if they're not enforcing that law? They will, if they see you, they'll tell you to turn it off. They just want to express their authority in the plane. That's what they want to do. Listen, they know what to do.

Roles should be followed. I just want to assume it had something to do with the signal. I mean, but look at him. This is the same guy who doesn't put a seat belt on. Like you'd rather find a way to silence the seat belt alarm. Would you, you know, so you're an asshole when it comes to any room? Would you want to be hit by his dead weight body as it comes slamming into you in a car?

But he's in the front seat, so. You'd be lucky to be hit by his dead weight body as it comes slamming into you in a car. But he's in the front seat, so you'd be lucky to be hit by my dead body. Why? You'd be a privilege. You act like it's a bad fucking fight yet. No, I really want to see that. You have to see that. Really? Did you go see Silver Lighting's playbook yet?

No. That's good. Oh, there's the part of the podcast where we talk about the movies that we have. There was someone, I think it was Dom or count 3d or someone tweeted at me today the the trailer for Shane Karut's new film Oh, I'm not gonna watch it. It's either guy that did Primer. Yes, primer. Yeah, here's my thing. I'm no longer gonna watch trailers for movies that I know I'm gonna see Okay, what's the point? Okay, I will tell you I believe it's the trailer was for it's showing at Sundance

Okay, I don't think it has distribution yet. I don't think it has a release date other than it's going to Sundance And I'm sure someone's gonna buy it and release it. I'm such a fan of that guy I have thought about going to Sunday and so I said movie. Yeah, I am so fucking excited The topiary no, that's another movie. He's working on a topiary still in pre-production apparently I looked it up today I'm always so impressed when at the end of the credits you just see written by this guy directed by like he has every credit It was like that guy it was like you seem primers. Yeah, it's like that guy like you watch your credits and primers all him I've watched that movie three times. It's really still hard to follow for me. Yeah, it's crazy. Because you sent me a pic, like I thought, why I figured it out, that's, you know, there's certain loops of time that you can kind of figure out.

But then you sent me like an image, like a mapping of all the different times. There's like, there's over 10 different like loops of time. I think it's crazy. You've seen it? You really should watch it. When you guys do the podcast awards? Oh, we need to do that.

We need to do that. Let's do that next week. I was actually reviewing that. I was looking at some of our previous selections and I was looking at What the hardest the hardest thing in the podcast awards which are coming up the hardest part is getting you to send out the fucking trophies The second hardest part is picking Video of the year online video of the year. It's just like remembering all the videos of the year

Although this one's done. Yeah, I think this one's no question You know that watch pretty sure every single podcast. Well, you know, it's also we're going to have to be careful too, because we clearly love Gangnam style so much. But also it's a game of the year. We all love Halo so much. Maybe we should just like have like a secondary category for that, because we know those are like chewing choices. Yeah. Well, why shouldn't't they? Why doesn't every award? Why isn't that that for every single award guy thing? I guess so. You know, I mean, it's like, I mean, what would you pick is game of the year? I don't know. I need to look at the choices.

I was there was, you know, what, I need to really, I need to look at it again. No, I really need to think about it. Since, like, what's crazy to me to think about is that Saints were the third came out last year. Like, I saw that it was that they released a humble bundle with it the other day. That was last year. Yeah, it was November of last year. Well, I think you guys were making videos for it when I came to Rooster Teeth, which was a year ago. Yeah, that game is a fucking blast. Yeah, that was one of some of the, like, the first time that Achimihar was doing like a series of Let's Plays.

Michael and Jeff did a bunch of let's plays that it's well Yeah, 12 let's plays in St. Row, yeah, yeah, they were toss people off buildings and stuff like that and They did a thing to do and I think as well Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bunch. They were funny. Yeah, yeah, and it's throw the third Dance row the third my apologies gamers Pee he I'm just a girl Do I pronounce Gangnam Style wrong? Everyone is correct. Gangnam.

Gangnam. Gangnam. Have you ever heard of Gangnam? Gangnam. Have you ever listened to one, Brandon, try to say the word gauntlet? Yeah, we talked about that last week. Or the word, or the name Jeremy. I've never heard of C.J.

Hey, Brandon, say Jeremy. Brandon, come up to the... No, he can't come out, because he's the one doing the video switching. Just make him put on the one and come out here. Will you switch to him in the control room view? Brandon, you want to show yourself off in control? Brandon... Brandon, hey!

We can't hear you. Look, there's already by the scene. There's everyone who works to bring you the video podcast, by the way. They're all hard at work. All the way in the back, that was Jordan all the way in the back. Hey, that's're all hard at work all the way in the back that was Jordan all the way in the back. Hey, that's day. And then there's the other Jordan.

There's two Jordan Jordan the green shirt and then Jordan who makes the rich. You can make sure there's a left. And there's Tara Lindsay who's got her back turned to us and we'll talk to us. There's Ali Bakes and Mr. Brandon. Here is now. I hear you in my earpiece. Okay, they can hear you. So I want to hear you say Jeremy.

I can't hear. I can hear you. I can. I can hear you Sorry, which say guys I have to turn you speaker down. We can't hear you and shit We can't hear the audio if you can bring it says Jeremy brain is somebody's posted photo this will put in the link dump but brain is got this enormous switcher now Oh, yeah before it was all software now now I see there's like huge deck that he's using. We rented that. He has a huge deck, DECK for the record. Yeah, brand thinks that mouse word the other day, that I can understand what the fuck you was talking about.

All right. I'm really into now when I don't because used when someone was talking to me, I didn't quite see the point of what they were saying. I would just kind of like try and get out of it as soon as possible, but like nodding and and be like yeah, you know, yeah me too whatever Now I'd like to say to people I have no idea what you're talking about What what what satisfy you just keep it going? Yeah, just like what you want about What are you on about make them explain yourself about what you'll say you know people started saying that to you It'd be never ending because I never know what you're on about do you really not never? Oh Well, it's right

Processes like sometimes your thoughts are just so out there. I can't grasp them Even if it's a basic idea like the other week when you're asking if there was anyone in the world that I ever wish I was Like the way you worded it the way you said it. I was like what are you saying? And you you were like you were flabbergasted like what do you mean you don't know what I'm saying like what like how do you Raise your thoughts in such a way that make it so difficult to understand Yeah, I'm known for it It's bad Yeah

So when I was out at At minecon they had a An area of the event called the mob trap. Yeah, which was basically like a minecraft themed haunted house So you would go through it and it was like dark and spooky and they were like all like the creeper noises and zombies and stuff and like lights would flash and you'd see them like like little statues of them in the corner. It was it was really cool. I went there like 10 times. Did you really? Yeah it was too dark for you to get video. What do you 12? It was so much fun. So Mike, I'm was a good time. Yeah, it was a lot of fun. You enjoyed it?

How'd it ask your dad to enjoy it? Yeah, she loves Minecraft. Well, an interesting thing that they did was, you know, everyone gets a bag, like you go to an event and you get like a little bag with, you know, so ads and some goodies in it. They gave everyone who attended a free copy of Minecraft for the PC. I thought, these people, I'm guarantee you, everyone here already has Minecraft, but then I thought they probably do that so that they can then give it to a friend of theirs.

Like, this is the game I was always telling you about. Let's play together now. I think that's smart. Yeah, that's like, you get like all of your known evangelists, people you know love your product and have them go out and continue to evangelize themselves. I wish that Xbox Live would introduce gifting. I wish, I know that Xbox Live obviously does a very good job of combating fraud.

They don't have nearly the problems at the PlayStation Network has when it comes to like getting hacked and all that stuff. But I wish that Xbox Live had gifting where you could just send someone a game. That would be cool. That would be cool. I surprised they don't have that after so many years. Steam's really good about it. Like Steam, when you buy Torch Lite or some game like that, there's even an option.

I want to buy four copies of the game at a discount of price so I can send it to my friends and they can play with me. Someone sent me a steam gift for some reason. They sent me a universe simulator where you like simulate planets. In the space. I don't know. I think it's called universe simulator. I want to play that. Yeah, and it's got you could place like stars and you put things in gravity around it. I would play that. Yeah, and it's got you can place like stars and you put things in gravity around it. I Played that would you tether moon? I would tether the moon. Yeah, you like detonate items and then like you see the shrapnel and how it affects everything else's gravity

It's really crazy. I used to do that. It's like a basic flash from where you could just like kind of Fling a planet near a sun and see how like how it would end up orbiting us. I love stuff You can watch like you can simulate galaxies colliding. Yeah, like I did a thing where I had like two stars You're like orbiting each other and they're like you eventually decay and like collapse or come I once read this game called universe sandbox That's it. Okay. I once read that if two galaxies Collided nothing would hit that that's what it looked like in the simulation I ran in there like everything just gets Flung off like crazy. Well the gravitational forces though there's nothing you can do to escape those. But like everything's just so far apart like a galaxy can go through another galaxy without

anything hitting. Yeah, but the gravitational forces would pull things apart like would. Yeah, like they don't hit but they get flung off. Right. Like an crazy reaction. Yeah, it's almost kind of like saying like if you took two similarly pulled magnets north end and north end or positive end and end. And you try to push them together. They wouldn't touch, but they'd still be forces on each other.

Does that make sense? You ever tried to do that before? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. They push each other away. Yeah, kind of the same thing. So there'd be gravitational effects on one of their facts. It's pretty relevant to right now because they said that December 21st 2012 was when the

world was going to end. And we're pretty close right now. It doesn't seem like the world's going to end. I still have to be a bit more hype for that leading up to it. There was a lot more hype like four or five years ago. I know a guy that quit his job. Yeah, over it. What?

Yeah, I know a guy that was gonna keep quit his job and he was gonna spend his savings because he was convinced it was true. So this is like the dumbest guy you know. So here's his thing. Here's his thing. He was absolutely... Is it Joel? You can tell me. No, it's a guy we know.

He's a guy who told us about, remember the coffins? We've all tried to find the coffins. The all the FEMA coffins. That was one of the creepiest stories ever, and it turned out to be, it looked true. It hurt it was true. Yeah. There was apparently these fields where FEMA, the disaster response agency for the United States government, they just had stacks of coffins

prepared to like go and like take people and put them in the ground. Anyway, his thing was there's nine planets in the solar system, eight if you don't believe in Pluto, but there's the established planets in the solar system. But what he was saying is that there's another planet that has a much bigger orbit than everything else, and it also has an orbit that then takes it through the orbits of the other planets. So you have all the rings of all the planets, and then there's one that does a big long,

huge, long oval or something, and it takes thousands of years. So do it. Only sometimes is it in a solar system. Only sometimes it comes back through the solar system and the orbits back out. And that this 10th planet, I think he called it Nirubu or something like that.

It had like some things. It seems legit. Yeah, you know, I think he called it Nirubu or something like that. It had some things like that. Seems legit. You know, I guess, a book Jupiter's name will plan it. But anyway, that it comes through, and it was like this time, it was gonna connect with Earth. Or it was gonna come through and it's such a big planet that it monkeys with all the other orbits.

But you think you would see something that big coming? No, why would you say it coming? Yeah, if it's that big, it would be sensed. Just its gravitational effects, you sense it, yeah. I Yeah, if it's that big, it would be sensed. It would be sensed. Just its gravitational effects. You sense it, yeah. Like, people would go to planets that are now in other solar systems that are Earth-like. Yeah. We would be able to detect something between our solar system and another solar system.

If it was large enough to affect planet orbits and be like life-ending like that, you'd see it coming for a little while. I think you could look it up, I believe it's also called planet X, because it's the 10 planet X. Oh, I've heard of planet X, yeah. Yeah. And it's the 10th of the life of soul. It's a new beer. I think you could. Nibiru. Nibiru. Nibiru. Nibiru. Nibiru. Nibiru. Pretty close. You remember pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good. There. Did you hear that? Well, my friend is like spouting that he's crazy. You tend to remember that conversation.

It's like, Hey, sit down. I want to tell you that I'm insane. And here's all the ways I'm insane. You're like, I'm listening. You have my full attention. I'm going to remember what you say. Nibiru got it. Yeah he was he quit his job and he was going to spend all of his money. Someone tweeted 10th planet Naruto. Sounds legit. No. Did you hear that someone named their baby hashtag recently? That baby should be taken away from them. Yeah. No names are funny. Is the baby trending? Yeah. Oh, oh. Nip, the Nibiru cataclysm is a supposed disastrous encounter between the Earth and a large

planetary object, which certain groups believe will take place early 21st century. Believers in the students' event usually refer to this planet as planet X or Nibiru. The idea that a planet-sized object could collide with or pass by Earth in their future is not supported by any scientific evidence and has been rejected as pseudoscience by astronomers and planetary scientists. ID was first but forward in 1995, founder of the website ZetaTalk. That's a good reference. Leader describes herself as a contact DE with the ability to receive messages from extraterrestrials from the Zeta

Reticuli. Okay, my friend, what is job over this? Jesus. Have you come on? Someone tweeted this. I made me think about it. Have you seen that streaming movie with Kirsten Dunst called Melancholia? You know, I almost I almost saw that in the theaters. What I remember it's interesting. It's it's such a weird terrible movie about this planet that comes into the solar system kind of like that Call like Melancholia and like it's coming and it's gonna hit earth and destroy all life And it's like the last days on earth and Houston Dundes gets naked in the moonlight and that's about the highlight of the movie Oh, it's on Netflix. Yeah No, for the

Sun's, it's hot or not go super hot Oh, she's really playing looking to be honest. I think you're bad ahead. You know what she got that little snaggle tooth thing going on but can I say something? That is a description that women use about other women. Have you ever called a girl plain looking? But women call other women they don't find attractive plain and I don't know what that means. No, it's not that she's not attractive. It's just she's kind of she's not unattractive but I don't find her like the most beautiful girl ever. What does playing mean though?

Just there's no quality that makes her really hot. Right. Just she's a pretty girl. That's enough for guys. That's what guys don't say. That's fine. You can just see that. She's a pretty girl.

There you go. That's what we said. You agree with that. I don't think she's hot though. I asked her girl and she was going to explain it to me. What does playing mean? And she the way she described it was she gets well, you could just walk into any mall in America and find a girl just as hot as her and it's like, yeah, I'm gonna bang that one too.

I'm down. I don't understand that. I think that's like the difference between the man and the female mentality. Yeah, I'm like, I'll fucking hug you. I don't care. It's like, well, she would just be like the hottest girl. The mall is like, I would go out the hottest girl. You're saying the whole thing? You're gonna hug her the mall right now? It's gonna hop top, I'm just getting hot girl. I'm scared. It's like, well, she would

just be like the hottest girl. The mall is like, I would go out the hottest girl. 100 hot girls. I'm all right. Let's go to the top. I think I think we're going to pretzel. It's more like you wouldn't

look twice at them. You wouldn't look twice at them. Yeah. I would not look twice at the hottest girl in the mall. No, but someone who's playing. Let me tell you something. I'm just never look away. Guys

don't look twice at girls typically. Guys, do you like if Gav is a hot girl, I'm talking to Gus and I can see everything about Gav that I need to see. Yeah. That's how guys do it. For a crew.

Girls don't do that. Girls do this. Like, you talk to Barbara and here's exactly what a girl does when she's checking out other girls. She was like this. Scanning and analyzing. It's unbelievable. You don't move your head.

You just go. That was a little much. Oh my god. You do like this like a like a sylon kind of thing like a boom. You move your head. You just go this. That was a little much. Oh my god. You just do like a sylon kind of thing like a boom. Well then, I go, you move your head. But then, girls do that to each other there. That's what he said. That's what he said.

That girl's check out other girls so aggressively, so much more so than guys, which guys have a reputation for doing, we don't do it. Girls do that. It's unbelievable. Like, they will turn around and walk backwards to check out a girl. It's unbelievable. It's turn around and walk backwards to check out a group it's unbelievable it's for a few different reasons though for me it's

i want to see what she's wearing i want to see what fashion she's got going on most of the reason so right no but it's like i don't know as a woman it's sometimes nice to appreciate another woman's beauty and it's not

like a ciz scissors kind of no and just a I appreciate that can't be fun right. Scissoring. I don't know. I mean I mean I mean I didn't go in a bathroom the other day to check out each other's junk. I don't think we're the best baron. for example as a guy it feels good the tip of your penis go ahead but I can't imagine like jabbing another dude's tip with mine having that feel

good well that's not the same sensitiveness of a body his ability his ability to like refocus a conversation to his genitals is amazing. It is like a super power. It is a super power that you have. I mean, it's like literally, we can have a conversation about anything and you'll find a way to do it.

Did I tell you guys about the message I received on our website after our discussion about whether a celebrity is hot or not? Oh, what did you say? Who's a celebrity? Um, I said Brad Pitt. Yeah. I said I don't see the appeal. I understand he's an attractive guy,

but I just don't. He's playing with you. I just don't. I'm not like attracted to him. Remember that conversation? I do. Absolutely, sure. So I received a message on the Rooster site from a gentleman

that said, I just wanted to let you know the way you feel about Brad Pitt is the way I feel about you. Everyone thinks you're beautiful. I just don't see it. I just want to tell what you know. way you feel about Brad Pitt is the way I feel about you. Everyone thinks you're beautiful. I just don't see it. I just want to tell you what a charmer. Good job, buddy. Why? What? What is the point? I don't care what you say. He's got me actually. He's nagging you. Oh, is that what is he? That's absolutely what it is. You're being

nagged. He didn't say it in like a mean way. I know that's what making it is. Yeah. You can't say you you can't walk up to a girl and go, well, you're an ugly bitch. I'm recovering from that. You have to do it subtly, right? Yeah. That's exactly what it is. He was hoping for the reply.

And it's you guys, because now you're talking about him. And now you, I bet you remember his name. Yeah, of course I do. What was his name? Say it. I'm not gonna call him out. Yeah, don't call him out. I don't call him out.

I'm something else. So how do you contact you via direct messaging? Direct message. Oh really? So you guys were friends? No, I have my messages open everyone because I'm not a cold hearted. We need to mount on the wrist. Yeah.

Okay fair enough. Not a cold hearted cunt. Nope. You just played one on. Sorry, I learned something about Barbara today that I should bring up on the podcast. What's that? So Barbara today was revealing that Barbara has a very small belly button. You have a small belly button?

I'm not going to show this on the spot. I have a very small, I have a... Oh come on, I'll show my belly button if you show yours. I have a freakishly small belly button. Because she was showing everybody earlier. Could you show me just like this belly button, Joe? It was pretty small. It's not a freakishly small.

I don't want to like do a man on my belly button on the bottom. I can I tell you how much people are going to hate you for having me on the shot while Barbara was showing your belly button. People are going to fucking find you. You can make it up to them by showing my belly button. Wow. That's what everybody was hoping for. Hopefully we can get for Barbara goes to Litter-Shirt and they cut to that. But you know what happened? You know how I know it's a small belly button. I wanted to get a belly button piercing when I was younger. And I was told by the piercing person that my belly button was too small to get pierced.

That I would have to pierce like the bottom part. Like you know how people pierce like the top. Yeah. I would have to get the bottom pierce because it was too small. That sounds like bullshit That sounds like a cold bullshit excuse They didn't actually like jab it into the middle of me like no room for the piercing actually to like fit I don't buy I think it's bullshit. No, no we'll do it now get a pin Spike you want to talk about this you gave me this thing earlier. Yeah Hey, you want to cut to me Brandon apparently we got this thing back. This is a t-shirt replica of the Christmas sweaters from the series short. Is this in the store? It's in the store

right now. So it's a video game slash Ruchtti theme combination. Looking like a crappy sweater. Holiday sweater. I wish I had a teacher to point into the board with the bottle back in the day. So check it out go Root cheese our comp slash store. I thought I got throughout about this. I just looked down and saw it. So I once I once saw a guy on some random holiday I was on when I was a kid without a belly button. No. No. No. I did. It wasn't there. Like what but where was it? Like he had to have been attached somewhere. Is there sometimes is it some sort of on their back or something?

Well, they might have cut it really weirdly and you know people have like outies It might just like healed flat It was it was like composing or maybe it was like super fucked up and he had some kind of corrective surgery Yeah, yeah, there was there was just no scar that was oddly But they could also done some immediate surgery and they pulled it down now Maybe he's a tendle. Maybe. It was weird.

It was really odd to look at. It's something like, it's weird to notice. Yeah. It's like you got photoshopped out, but it's like you're looking at it. Yeah, it's like a live. It's like a new-man photoshopped. Yeah. Yeah, that's the thing I've picked up there.

OK, I want to mention something. So we had a really cool thing happen. Last week, as you may remember, we went out to Los Angeles to be part of the Nerdist Channel's All-Star Celebrity Bowling. Yeah. But apparently they couldn't find any All-Star Source Celebrity. I know, right? I think I got it.

Yeah, that's everything in quotes there, by the way. Even bowling. Yeah, definitely the bowling part, too. But a funny thing happened while we were out there. That episode will probably air sometime early next year. That's up to them. You can check out the NerdistChannelYouTube.com. Slash the Nerdist, I believe.

We're just slash Nerdist. Chris Hardware Channel. Slash Nerdist, thank you. Anyway, as soon as my plane landed, I got my texts were just going nuts. As soon as my phone came back on, because I did turn it off for the flight. What's that load up to get to? Yeah, you just got below 10,000 feet. Once I got low, let's get a signal.

And I got all these messages. I mean, a very cool thing happened. We were nominated. A reverse blue was nominated as Outstanding Digital Series by the British Guild of America, which really awesome. We had a, if you look at some of the stuff that's in there for like top drama and top comedy is the Game of Thrones is in there and madmen but for digital series where it gets 30 rock

Dexter and top chef. Yeah, that's awesome and the guild so it'll be nice to lose to the guild and But yeah, so that was really cool to get nominated for something like that. We didn't even know it was coming. We didn't expect it. And suddenly we just got hit with this Hollywood reporter article that we were nominated for. Producer's Guild Awards.

That's really awesome. Thank you so much. You have the IWTV award behind you here in the podcast. Yes, this one right here. I want to replace the chicken with the Producer's Guild Award if we win. I would take, I would pick this thing up. This is it right here, this is the IAWTV award. And we're actually nominated for Best Animated Series for IAWTV as well.

We're going to be back in Las Vegas. That award show is January 8th, yeah. And I believe the PGA's are the 26th. 26th or 28th? 26th or 28th? 28th, maybe it's 28th, I think you're right. One or the two. Okay, well we'll figure it out.

And best supplementary material. Also best supplementary material. I can see why Brandon reminds you that. And it's categorical. So if Brandon was, Brandon was super excited about that. They put so much effort into that bonus DVDs for the box set and all the behind the scenes stuff they did for season 10 that they actually were nominated for to work for it. So that is awesome.

Congratulations, Brandon. Congratulations. Once you take a bow on your brand new camera shot that you have of yourself. Take a bow. And Lindsay and Chris, he's very quick to talk to everyone. Absolutely. A lot of people who worked on that.

It was, it was, there was over here in the annex, which is where we shoot the podcast. The annex. They worked, man, they worked on that supplemental material, and that blue ray authoring set for that box set, they worked on that. It seems like 300 hours straight. I mean, it was just like- It was 24 hours a day for a week. It was unbelievable. I mean, it was like this monumental effort

that they put in to get that thing out the door, and it was like, everybody would hear the annex. It was Chris, Brandon, Kyle, Lindsey, just and people getting it. Anyone else Brandon that actually mentioned that was over here, they were just going non-stop. I'm sure Jordan worked on it a ton too. So. What is Jordan's last name? I should know that. Larry. Larry? Yeah. No way. Really? Yeah. Larry. Like Mike Lowry no way Really yeah, like like my clowry from I think of my clowry from bad boy

I'm gonna call him my clowry from now on Brandon came in when I was back there that really frustrated because I guess there's two Jordans there But like they know so he was just like everyone this Jordan is now called ace They're about like they're now so he was just like everyone this Jordan is now called Ace And I was like why Ace he's like he has to be something that's not true. He's getting really frustrated You know, he's happy we always want to get one person we get a bunch of other names Then also the same when we were talking about Pax Australia we were like going over all the people that were supposedly thinking about sending to Pax Australia I tried to say Jeff Gus and Joel and like

as fast as I could I took me like 10 times to try to say it and I was like Jeff good Joel. I'm like a freaking idiot trying to say it to Matt so Definitely not Jack. So what? No, I don't know. It all depends. I owe Jack telling the horrible desk and you get to Twitter stories. You gotta hear about that. I already have. I already have. Definitely was working for me in the parking lot on that one. But uh. Big picture he brings Joel. I'm a fucking fan.

Oh my God. That wasn't me, Jack, just so you know, that was Gus. But he, yeah, so I think for PAX Australia, which is the middle of the year next year, summer in the US, winter in Australia, I'm trying to figure out who's gonna go. Ideally be great if we got, you know, for the first winter in Australia. I'm trying to figure out who's going to go. Ideally, be great if we got, you know, for the first pack in Australia, if we got me and you, Matt, Jeff and Joel to all go.

But who knows what next summer will bring and what people will be working on. The first time I ever went to Australia was in the summer. Summer here went to down there and we met someone down there who drove us like two hours out of Melbourne and we went to Mount Burrell or Mount Burrell. We went skiing. We should totally go skiing while we're down there. What do you think? When do you think was the last time? I guess RTX. I'm trying to think the last time all five of us worked on something together. You know what I mean? God yeah. Because we're all working on so much stuff now. It's like that panel at RTX was the first time all five of us had worked on one thing at one time. I think.

Yeah, that interview recently, you were. Joel wasn't here. Oh, he wasn't? You know, Joel wasn't here for that. Yeah, Joel was off for a little bit. And he was in the office for any of the documentary stuff. Do you feel like skiing and snowboarding is something that if you didn't do a young age,

you'll just never do? I hated it, to be honest. I just want to go back and hang out in the cabin. I hang out on the mountain, you know. Get drunk. Yeah, it's not used to being snow. It's just, there's, news flash. Snow is cold, and it's wet.

And it sucks. It sucks. Look who you're talking to. Yeah. Everyone's like, don't you miss a snow? I'm like, fuck no, are you kidding me? I don't miss scraping off my car in like the middle of the night when the wind is blowing your face and there's ice on your windshield and you're like scraping there freezing your ass off. I don't miss scraping off my car in like the middle of the night when the wind is blowing your face and there's ice on your windshield

and you're like scraping there freezing your ass off. I don't miss that stuff it. Yeah, I have a crack in my windshield now. I've heard the solution that some people have when they don't know about ice and cold is that in Texas when it freezes, brilliant Texans will when they're ice like their windshields ice up nobody has scrapers. So the brilliant idea they have is they all go in their house and they get a cup of hot water and then just dump it on their frozen windshield which is like a recipe for just like basically cracking your entire glass of gania yeah exactly so but uh... that's the solution in Texas is

people have lots of hot water you can get your win screen replaced yeah it was a crack about this long and then i had i paid some dude like 50 bucks to fix it for me. He was at a detailed place and said, oh, I can just make it so it never cracks again. The moment I got cold, it cracked the entire way up the windshield. So hopefully I get a fix tomorrow before I go to town. I can't believe it's this hot in December.

It's awesome. I went for a walk in the T-shirt and shorts, and I was sweaty. Yeah. In December. In December. Yeah, it's incredible. So we're going to the Charles play charity dinner.

All three, the guts are. Yeah, we're flying out there. We'll be there Thursday evening. When are we going? We're flying out tomorrow. We'll be for the dinner Thursday evening. We're flying with Alaska Air. Oh yeah.

Is that what you say? Oh, I was going to say, I was going to say, Wait, did anyone book his plane ticket? Yeah. Okay, I was like, I'm hiding in book shit. Everything is so last minute to me. I just get told the day before. You had your fucking hotel and flight book for Nerdist the day of, I think, or the day before.

I'm just like, do you have your flight yet? He's like, uh. Again, he doesn't care. He's like, he shows up here at seven o'clock to get his makeup fucking done. You would have not gone if it were like that. All right, this is what I'm checking. The thing I have at least, you're absolutely right, Barbara. You're absolutely right because he would have not have gone. He'd go, well this is what I'm checking. The thing I have at issue is that you're absolutely right, Barbara. You're absolutely right because he would have not have gone.

He'd go, well, nobody booked me, so I just didn't go. Yeah. Here's my issue. I don't like like everyone fapping around me. And like everyone's, you can just turn up. Let me tell you, you're issued. So why don't you book your issue. It is all about Gavin free. No, it's just about...

No, no, no, no, no, that is a hundred percent your issue. It's about being relaxed and not stressing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to tell you so I can't spend more than 500 bucks in one go anyway. So go up to someone who you know has a card and say can you book my flight? Yeah but everything's not fine. So the whole point is you can everything's fine.

I'm not gonna stress about a flight for a week. I think I'm flying today. Yeah so you're gonna let me stress about your fucking flight. Let me stress sitting in front of the bathroom waiting for you to come outside and hold your hand and walk you across the fucking parking lot to come over here. Yeah, you're gonna get stressed, but everyone else who has responsibility is gonna stress. You self-centered piece of shit. But did you need to stress? Yeah!

If you weren't there, I would have finished in the bathroom come over here. Go ahead everything would have been fine I have to get mad at you because I can't get mad at him for filming here too long What happened? Oh, you're here. That's not my fucking fault We keep I had a thing I had to do for immersion to and that all of a sudden took over my afternoon And then we had some pickup stuff that we had to do and it just it took longer All right, I got I gotta get done with that. I got to. My argument was this. It takes makeups like two minutes or whatever, and everyone else is done. I was gonna come over anyway,

because it was seven already, so I was like, I'm gonna shave quickly, which sucks, because I was doing it really fast, and I cut my face up. Good. Perfectly. I hope you got hepatitis. Wait, this is cut.

Where's it? It's like well over. No. You don't feel that. Anyway, anyway. I would have come over, and it all would have been fine, but you are faphid and stressing about it. Right?

You didn't have to. You didn't have to do that. No, he did, though, because we literally did not. He wasn't in that chair until 30 seconds before we went live. Who? Gus. Where you going? What 30 seconds?

He said, how many times have I said to you, hey, let's go do whatever. And you say, I can't leave today because I have my videos, I have to do today. Yeah? Yeah, I mean, you pace yourself based on how much work you have to do. Right? That's a set to life, what's your point?

That's what you want you to fucking sit and be ready to go. That's what you're doing. That's what you're doing. I can take my shit ahead of time. I'm not rushing in the toilet coming out of here 30 seconds before we go. Okay, well, I just forgot that I'm actually sorry for forgetting the time. But I don't think.

I did take everyone out to dinner too, and I immediately stopped and turned and came back. Because I was realized I was going to make us late, and I did not want to be responsible for making everyone late to your party. You would have had an atomic gust on podcast 195. Yeah, that would have been a nightmare. Because while I was frantically shaving, I was getting text, I come over from Dave.

And then I opened the door. I was peeking out because I was wondering if you were going to be there. And you were just sat at the table like, come on. Escox me, if you were. So I got to point something else out too, which I wish Brandon could get on the mic and defend himself. So we do these pickups. And we set up this little mini set for me where I do some pickup shots for another project

We do them occasionally here For whatever fucking reason we always set it up literally right here. They set me up right here. Why not over there? Why not in the corner this room's huge and they put it right in the way of the podcast every Tuesday And it's like If we would just move it what's that the lights already said But they don't like that. Yeah, the lights are set up for that. They have to move them regardless He says they use everything regardless, but the difference Brandon is I can't get in here and start cleaning this or like moving shit around or getting set up So that's a good point. Yes, it is that's why me The lights are set up but they're different so it's all That's why I made it. That's what I'm talking about. The lights are different.

So it's all brand-ins for what we're saying, basically. Yeah. Kyle, take the lights. They're set up where they are. Do this. Woop. That's great. Once again, once again, for the cameras, this is the dramatic technical thing

that we're gonna do. Take the lights and go like this. That's technology. Yeah, amazing. Amazing, not that hard. I mean, sorry. I know it's difficult, but give me a break. You guys do a great technology. Yeah, amazing. Amazing. Not that hard. I mean, sorry, I know it's I know it's difficult. But give me a break. You guys do a great job with your production. It's all right. Jordan also just came in here. Mike Lowry came in here.

And he just showed the cat and removed Joe the cat from the main team. You have the best seat in the house. So yeah, Joe said to my throne from gauntlet all the time. It's really funny. Why was Joe escorted out? I don't know. They're probably gonna cut to them at the end of the podcast. Oh, he might be doing something pretty funny. That we've been- Oh! Oh, yeah. So, um- Could you put it up here? Yeah, put it up here. Look up. Um, do this.

Good lord. I'm not to remember what it's called. We're gonna go to a video here in a second, Brandon, new piece of shit. Uh, let me let me find you an actual, um, let me find you an actual URL. Go to YouTube. So this is a video that we've been watching. I didn't know you had seen. I don't know how you found it. Finchland from the website, Sammy and I were the earlier.

Oh, wait, on YouTube. Let me kill this rope. Well, my suggestion hit by anybody. You're going to look for, wow, that was thy art is murder. Thy art is murder. Thy art is murder. Is murder murder murder murder. And then cat at the end of that. Cat.

Apparently the dark night rice is coming off. There you go. Porto a chance death metal. First one. So it's this guy who has an awesome cat and he acts out. Drum solos. Who's that mouse popping? Death metal, death metal solo, drum solos with cat.

Can you see it? The cat, that's my favorite part. The most chill cat. Ha ha ha ha. The chill. And he's going for three minutes. He's still in the feet as well. The face is on the floor.

So it's the death metal drumming cat. And I think somebody on Reddit, they came and brought it to me. Apparently somebody read it as, would this be possible to do with Joe to catch until the cat is simply laid back? And so we saw Mike Lowry in the control room about an hour ago. He was doing it with Joe. Yeah, before he went live, we had the camera set up in Marin. He was doing it.

Go go go. Go over to 240. This is Gus's fair park. I got a 240 seven. My favorite part. We got a little for the look on the cat's face. It's a mouse that's working pretty good. It's wireless.

It's kind of. It's pretty good. Now that. I can't it. Milded. I can't keep the time on there. Coming up. Oh, it's really skipped the head, isn't it? Oh, it's too far. It's kind of off the rail.

Look up the video yourself and watch it. Yeah, go to the 247 mark yourself. You know, I gotta say, that is always the process of showing people YouTube videos videos Even like one-on-one in person when you do it. You'll go to show something the video and about a minute in You're like, uh get out of this get out of this is embarrassing. Go back to the cat. Go back to cat. Can cat cat This is a big big buildup the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the like no fucks given. And Joe, the cat's the same way. I mean, I've talked about it before, but my, I had a cat named Vitch, who was her old office cat, who is an archie comics.

I had that cat for like 10 years. I maybe pet the cat five times. Total. Why did you hate it? No, it wouldn't let you touch it. Uh, whenever the funny thing about Finch was, occasionally he would come out to be pet, or she would come out to be No, it wouldn't let you touch me. Uh, whenever the funny thing about Finch was, occasionally he would come out to be pet or she would come out to be pet and she looks so distressed the whole time. Like she obviously

wanted to be pet it and you would like start petting her and she would be like, like scrunching down, she would take like two and then like take off running. I just remember that cat being clung permanently to the back of Nathan, the entire time in Buda. Well, Nathan, I think, arrived shortly after Finch. And so Nathan spent the first two years that he worked for us. He would sit in the chair, but he'd have to sit forward like this

because Finch would wedge herself behind Nathan in the chair and sit in the small of his back. So he'd always sit on the front half of his chair for eight hours a day and Finch would just sit back there. She loved Nathan for whatever reason. My friend had a cat that loved everyone. It was like a dog cat. It would play fetch with

like beer bottle caps and everything. It would jump on everyone and like rub itself on everyone. They have guests over all the time. This one time she had a house party and there's this really sketchy guy that showed up. He was all like grungy and like didn't really talk to anyone and the cat was playing around and like ran into the room. Is he got megast 64? No. Okay, go ahead. It's just some random guy.

The cat runs into the room, stops dead in its track, looks straight at the guy and the guy's like, kitty, kitty, the cat's just standing there like this and then slowly goes like this. And he starts backing out of the room but like really slowly not breaking eye contact with this dude and everyone in the room just like broke down laughing. We only asked him to leave. That man was Jeffrey Dahmer. Now you know the rest of the story.

Okay, well we need to wrap up. We're going. Oh no, there's gonna be something else we can talk about. So this weekend you guys are going to child's play. Yes, you guys are going. I've Play? Yes. You guys are going there. I've never been to that before. I'm in trouble. I think Robert Kuh and I, I think he's going to have words

with me next time. He sees me. Yeah, you were supposed to get up. Because you're not damn good. I missed packs and I can't go to, I can't go to Child's Play dinner. Why? I have an obligation.

I have an obligation to a pretty girl. I'm going to the IGN Holiday party. Who's a lot of you, dawg? I'm very excited. I'm very excited. Not so much to the IGN Holiday party. Who's Loddy Dog? I'm very excited. I'm very excited. Not so much for the party, but. Anyway, so then this weekend though, I am going to Button Amethan,

which is the 24 hour film festival we've talked about occasionally on one store a time. We were gonna go to you also. Okay, yeah. Okay, so I told Barb and Gav that that's their first year in Austin. Barb, you're actually coming up on one year. One year? And I said, you should definitely go to button on the phone, apply to go to this thing.

And Barb said, I'll absolutely do it. And I got to the application the day of that they were due. And then I showed the application to Gavin. The application had 14 questions on it. Gavin took one look at it and said, no, not doing it't be bothered so you didn't even you didn't even think about 14 questions let me come on it wasn't just 14 questions it was one of them one of the questions required like a photo or some sort of video no there's yeah take a photo yeah that because they have a yearbook to go as long with it for a week who turns

needing to do anything if I I have a... Yeah. The amount of... I've not been paid for some jobs I've done because it involves finding a scanner to scan a document or something. Just the effort of... Even if the reward is good, effort is difficult for me in that way,

just like organizing stuff. The effort is difficult. Anything you know, it was a photo. I don't even think you read the questions. No, I didn't see the questions. Right. You were just describing it to me, and then I left. I said, I can't handle this. I have to leave.

But the weird thing is, you work really hard. Oh, yeah, I work hard, yeah, I work not. But I can't be doing it with just faffy nonsense. I just like to be like, faffy, is that your word? You've got the word faff. I don't know. I've never said that in the whole time. No, you said it like six times. All right. I'll cut that on

fact. So here's what I'm hoping to see about. Hoping to see the hobbit this weekend. Oh, that be cool. Hoping beyond hope. It would be crazy. Crazy. If it showed, because it'd be about nine months early. But based on the audience, there's a weird outside shot. We might see Ender's game, which would be show because it'd be about nine months early. But based on the audience, there's a weird outside shot. We might see Ender's game, which would be really cool. That would be really cool. That's being released in like August of next year. But it's done. Apparently Ender's game has been made and it was independently produced so that they just finally sold the

new distributor and the distributors put it in their line up where they had a space. And so the movie is completely done. And we might see that zombie movie, these are the things I'm hoping for. I have no idea. There's all this speculation as to what's up. It's always a secret. Yeah, it's always a complete secret. One do knows.

And there's this film called Warm Bodies that we think a lot of people think we might see. It would be cool if you all got to see a clip or a bit of Star Trek, which comes out in May. You know, that's the thing. They have a track record with Star Trek. It would also be cool, but I think this one's even less likely if you saw the Shane Coruth movie.

I think it would affect their Sundance. No, they can't do that. Yeah, something that shows the festivals is usually kind of often. I believe it's closing the Sundance Festival. Speaking of which, speaking of Sundance. Like, the one movie we couldn't talk about last year that showed a button onathon was Cabin the woods and we saw it like three months before it was opening itself by Southwest So we couldn't talk about that movie at all. It's an effects festivals

There was a documentary playing on the the plane that I flew to and from minecon called searching for sugarman, which is about a guy from Detroit in the late 60s or early 70s recorded these two albums that are terrible in the U.S. I think that label literally said they sold like six copies. And the guy ended his music career because no one bought his stuff. But apparently someone took these records to South Africa and they became like, these songs became anthems for the entire part-time movement.

And this guy was bigger than like Elvis and the Beatles in South Africa. And as before, the internet, everyone thought that this guy was dead, no one knew who he was. And it was huge, very influential for South Africa. And so this movie, or this documentary, is these two guys from South Africa who are really huge fans of these albums trying to find out whatever happened to the guy that made this music. That's a really and they never made a film like they filmed it on their iPhones.

Really? Yeah. It did look good. It looks alright. Yeah. I didn't realize those iPhone footage until like afterwards. I read the trivia like, oh wow weird. It's really really interesting. That's really interesting. There's no documentary that's coming in big right now about a guy who is an inmate and he snuck a camera. Yeah does on Reddit today I think. Was it yeah he snuck a camera it's a HBO thing and he snuck a camera into a high security prison and like just filmed for a couple of years. I think it was six months. Not that high security then. No it was a big deal.

It was a big deal that he got it in there to in the fact he was able to film stuff there's a problem in Texas prisons where the inmates are smuggling cell phones in and they're trying to figure out a way to like clamp down on that possibly do that don't they search every part of your butt I would assume they search that well enough maybe got a big butt. I can't lie. One of my favorite sites on the Internet is LiveLeak. And they always have like really...

Yeah, there's always gross stuff on that. Well, you can pick out the gross stuff and just not watch it. Okay. If you want to... I'm so scared of seeing gross stuff. Like what in particular, car accidents have? It's like blood coming out of people. Like bread and sweat.

You should... You should make a video of a guy stabbing a tie. And it's like rip off. And it's really funny because his shirt comes fun off. But then this was blood coming out of him. I was like, oh, he's still look at that part. He was a shirt blowing off.

It was something new to China. And he got mad at like a trucker. And he went to, like pulls out a knife. And he goes to stab the back tire. And he pops the tire with such force. The tire explodes. Rips his shirt off his body and knocks him down. But then the guy stands up and he pops the tire with such force the tire explode rips his shirt off his body and knocks him down but the guy stands up and he's like blood is it's from his security cameras. It's not that clear blood is like

pouring out of the guy from somewhere did the rubb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of ribb of the girl that I dated for a really long time in college, her brother was in the army, her older brother. My girlfriend's boy. Let me go. My girlfriend's boyfriend. He was in the army. He was in Germany. And he had a story that he told where he was out of commission for like seven months

or something like that. He was changing a tire and the tire was hot. And the tire exploded while he was changing it. And you got hit, you know, that's steel belting. And he got hit by that and it broke his face and cut his face at the same time. You know, I'm really paranoid when I top off air and my tires to the point where, like,

I won't squat with my legs open in front of the tire. I always do like sideways. I'm afraid that the tires can blow up and like rip my junk off. I know you were really madly doing that. Yeah, so I look really weird, but it's like a phobia. But it's definitely a concern of mine. Is this tire going to explode? I've noticed that in Austin more than I've ever seen in the world, is tires just on the

side of the road? The air expands, which then causes like a weak tire, a compromised tire to explode. Because of science. Yes, because of science. Okay, we've gone really long. This is like getting to be one of the longest podcasts we've ever done. All right, couple of gone really long. This is like getting to be one of the longest podcasts we've ever done. Alright, couple things really fast. Welcome to Jordan Swiers, welcome to Austin. He moved to Austin. He's now an official staff member at Rushi's. Why don't we make use of the thingy? Yeah, Jordan got there and say hello for God's sake.

He was ready. He was ready. No, go open your thing. And look at the thing that says look here. He's so eager. get close to the mic get make sure you get right on Jordan makes a ruse of you the animated ventures we love him he's a great guy we're gonna cut him at any point I'm gonna move on yeah well we gotta use our technology is he under a 10 in Egypt because the sunlight on the pyramids doesn't really reflect on his face? Well, it's very hot sun in Africa. It is. We had to, we didn't have much time to set that up.

It was very last minute. But welcome, Jordan. Thanks. No, I think they were, I think they decided to make their lighting for their thing a little bit better than ours. That's what I think they decided for. They gave us like moody, like cool lighting and we just have like a first place. So I wouldn't know, Glare on the glass. When when people moved to Austin because when I told my English

family that I was moving to Texas, they thought I was a weirdo. What did your family think of you moving to Austin? They were like, get out. We don't want you here anymore. And yeah, so yeah, they're fine. They understand what Rupert's teeth is. They're not they're not out of touch. I'm.

But you get. I'm talking. Oh. Well, welcome all the way from where we're bringing people from California. We're host really cold here. And now you're in a jungle. Oh, really warm here. In front of the roots. Okay, okay, Jordan get out of here. Okay, there's the bargewad. So welcome to Jordan also the season 10 soundtrack is now available in the store So I think sorry, it's available on iTunes. So please go check it out into this fine shirt and then we have that shirt as well and of course don't forget that the Box sets and lots of cool merchandise Gryffballs are no longer on sale in the store, but achievement hunter slap bands which are a big item as well The achievement hunter boy band poster, which is a huge one as well those are all available the story and they will be back in stock very shortly and we are still shipping time for Christmas

right yes what if you're not international if you're internationally have to go if you're international what we're saying is that we don't want you to have a good Christmas so fuck off Yeah, I can't make those guys all work here on a Christmas day. Yeah, forget about Jesus. Come on out. Of course you will. Also, any new years plans? Is that Tuesday also? Yeah, the next Tuesday. It's always a slow one. It's a dark one. Of course, the one year we finally start doing live streams all this happens. I don't know.

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