Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #198

Episode Date: December 26, 2012

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Very Christmas. Oh, it is the company here. This is the Christmas Podcast. So, I was talking with Cara before we came out and I was getting my makeup done. She said, Gus, I want you to know, I went ahead and decorated the podcast set Christmas. I was like what she goes Yeah, it wasn't much and she put like this little shit out here, right? So I was like, well did you do anything for Barbara or is there any And her response her response was yeah, I put silver tinsel around the wrist

I'm sorry, Ricka. Her response was, yeah, I put silver tinsel around the wrist to blow go. I said, Karen, do you know what Hanukkah is? Shut up to choose. So she said involve silver and blue. I do, I have a blue cup, Miles and Carrie, I believe. Gavin has a green cup. My cup was green, you're right.

Oh, did you finish it all? Yeah, Miles. I'm glad to hear you. So this is the first time since we started the live stream that we're doing a pre-recorded Says the pre-screen We fucked up the first two podcasts real bad So we're here we're here to talk about whatever shoot the shit Have a good time Bernie is gonna make an appearance in a bit

Possibly with Joe the cat probably I am the Bernie of this podcast. Yes, so I had Barbara. Gavin's, Gavin got demoted back to the couch. I enjoyed my time on the chair, but I think I belong on the couch. What did the power feel like? Outrageous. I had to go and pull down afterwards.

I'd take a cold, ice bath. I'm just going to next to me. Me too, Kerry. See you then. Awesome. I feel like saying third rear. What are you guys doing? Is anybody going, is everybody staying in the town? Or going out of town? I'm staying to England. You're going to England for a day, right? It's like a couple of days and coming back. You see here is the most expensive waste of time.

How much is that? Two grand. I'm saying in town because I don't celebrate Christmas. And going back to Canada during Christmas time is like a thousand bucks. You hate the cold weather, right? I do. I told my family that I'm going to England for a day. Canada during Christmas time is like a thousand bucks What you hate the cold weather, right? I do I told my family. They're like are you gonna come back for the holidays I'm just like if you want to see me you come up to Austin come down to Austin, but I don't think there be like a

Judas count for people who are Jewish who is like guys. I'm not have a Christmas I'm just got my way through What Guys, I'm not here for Christmas. I'm just getting my way through. I'm just getting it up. What? That was a quick question. How important is boxing day? What is boxing day? You got a box, just stuff up, haven't you? I've heard about boxing.

I don't know. I know, I can't. You just took it out of the box at Christmas. See, Christmas for me grown up, because boxing day is on the 20th of December. And there's always like, you see one side of the family on Christmas day, and then see the other side of the family on boxing day. There's always like a two day event. So what is boxing you's supposed to be?

Is it like the day you throw the boxes away? I don't really know. I looked up the history because we celebrate boxing day in Canada as well and I had no idea what it was. Other than the fact that everything is on sale. Oh, that's what I know. Like everyone goes shopping the day after Christmas. So it's like black boxing day. It's like, yeah, it's like the equivalent of black Friday.

Yeah. It has something to do with after Christmas. I don't know if it's okay. People of like higher status would give their employees presence in like old boxes, yeah. That's what they used. It was like hand me down day then. Hand me down day. Boxing day sounds way better.

Yeah. I wish it was actually to do with pun jayless. Never is. I never understood it. Like when I was a kid, you know, I'd always see it on calendars. And I always imagine that's what it was actually to do with pun jaylor, never is. I never understood, like when I was a kid, you know, I'd always see it on calendars. And I always imagine that's what it was. That it was about boxing. It was like a day where you went and like put boxing gloves on and, you know, I had it out with you.

It was like when your brother didn't give it to you wanted for Christmas, so you'd like you'd fight. Get on that aggression. Oh, a fist of concept. Yeah. Does he buy you boxing gloves? No, I got one boxing gloves. Let's try it out.

It's like a weird off-shoot to festive us. Spina, which J. or Dan was trying to continue to buy a festive us call for the podcast that we could use for today. What is that from? Seinfeld. Yeah. We have a full Christmas tree somewhere.

I don't know why we didn't. Oh, well, no, no. I remember why we didn't use it. Because we used it for a video that will be released in the not-so-distant future. We just needed one holiday video. A holiday video. We just had one half of the Christmas tree on camera. So like just like a third of the trees decorated

Yeah, I wonder when I want to the story that just the top is just Behind the set right now. That's truly for that. Yeah, we have these wonderful Things and don't forget the pencil and the tinsel. Is that what that is tinsel? Yeah, okay. What do you cool it? I don't know tinsel friend so Is that what that is, Tensel? Yeah. Okay. What do you call it? I don't know. Tensel. Friend. Friend. So, uh, I feel like Bernie's got something he's, he's, he's over there looking. Itching to zek. Going.

Oh, nice. Nice tie. Don't give him a complex. So yeah, I couldn't be on the podcast today. Uh, we're actually, uh, Freddie W is hanging out, Freddie Wong from Freddie W channel. Where is he? Uh, I don't be on the podcast today. We're actually Freddie W is hanging out pretty long from Freddie W channel. Where is it? I don't know, where's Freddie? Give somebody a send Freddie to here to Hello.

So he did a really cool thing recently where What's up with the tiger? Yeah, watch out. Dangerous, dangerous territory. He's horrible beasts. Oh, Gavin's not that horrible. I'm talking about this guy. I love it right here.

So Freddie did this really cool thing where he took the first season of a show of video game high school and you broke down all the numbers for what it costs to actually make the web series and then publish it all online. Yeah, and I think people were. I know, right. He's like shedding as we go here. He's so excited. Because it's like 90 degrees in Texas in the summer.

So, Kat still says. No Christmas. Yeah, so we put up a, we put that out. I think people were surprised by how much stuff cost a lot of times. Well, yeah, I mean, I think any time, any time you do an actual quality production, it takes some money. But we thought it was cool because not many people will do that. They'll share that information, which is like the internet is supposed to be open source

to them. Yeah, I think people got too secretive about all that. So we were like, we got to say how much does stuff cost? Because if we're going to do Kickstarter or stuff like that, people need to know that. Because otherwise, we're saying unreal expectations for ourselves. Yeah.

Makes sense. Circle back around. But anyway, so Freddie came down here and we're kind of telling him the way that Rishi operates and sharing some information. And we're actually about to run. And he's flying to LA. I'm flying to San Francisco.

But we're going to go by Amplifier, which ised LA I'm flying to San Francisco but we're going to go by ample fire which is the company that ships all over merchandise because I like to introduce I wanted to make sure you at least came out so I wanted to stop the burning longer works at Roomer since you miss two podcasts in a row well actually I'm placing him aren't I is that wasn't that the idea yeah this is the new alternate he's coming on the sky rocket now so expect more machine guns and explosions.

Mary Christmas to everybody except for Barbara. Here's what I've learned by the way. Cara is decorating the set for Hanukkah. She's saying that Jewish people like silver. I think we should definitely look into that. That is not. I mean that'd be accurate. Well yeah.

It sounds a little anti-Semitic if you want to. Thanks guys. Bye, we do. All right. Thanks guys. Thanks to on-by, Brad. I love you. Bye, bye. Happy holidays, jokes. All right.

So does those guys, those fucking jets, hitters, we got to get on a plane. Yeah. So I have two hours on Saturday. Yeah. Are you going back to San Antonio? I'm going to San Antonio. Yeah, me too.

That place is boring. It's just. Yeah. Do you all live near each other? I don't think so. We didn't like I never thought about that that we had people like what will people from the same place growing up? No, you want like what's that? I don't know North East. What high schools you go to? I went to church. I'll high school Okay, I went to Taft. Oh, you went to Taft. Yeah, I would nobody nobody other than us understands we're gonna stop this conversation This is important. So there's there's in Austin, the phrase on all the t-shirts is keep Austin weird.

And then college station, the rival school of the University of Texas, the Aggies, they have keep college station normal. Because apparently that's cool. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, keep Austin weird and keep college station normal. Because that sure, sure showed us. That, that, that doesn't sound like

I would work very well on this chart. And then, and then San Antonio, after seeing that, normal because that sure showed us. That doesn't sound like it would work very well on this chart. And then San Antonio, after seeing that, decided to keep San Antonio lame. They made that and had to teach it to you. It's not a keeps San Antonio lame or keeps San Antonio boring. I can't remember which one it is. Either of them are totally.

Yeah, both of them are absolutely usable. There's like five things to do in San Antonio. And two of them are malls. Yeah. There's like six flags, C-World, the River walk, and then two malls. That's pretty much bad. What's funniest? I feel like when a lot of people who haven't been there, they're going to think of San Antonio, they automatically think of the Alamo. Yeah. And like that is like half an hour worth of not if that's somewhat entertaining. Like you end up going there if you've never been in

person, and it's just like a tiny old building. Yeah, it's a small town. Yeah, it's really not much. Across the street from a wax museum and a ripply's believe it or not, it's like a total tourist track. It's really, yeah, it's really weird. If you're a tourist to San Antonio to you, you'll hate trying to get around because unlike Austin and a lot of other cities that have a grid system, all the roads in San Antonio are based off old horse trails.

So they make no sense. Yeah, it's going different. It's really good. you can talk shit about old cities planned around shitty roads because I'm sure everything in the UK is like that. That's true, I never thought about that. What's London like? That's the stupidest question ever.

Yeah, I mean like a great, not sufficient shape. It's still like lost in, where it's like, it's like, I'm in there, but I don't remember. London is mess, it's weird though, because there's like two cities of London. There's like the vastness. There's London.

Yeah, here against. And there's like the city of London, which is tiny. But the city of London is like the smallest capital city. Yeah, the city of London, like if you see it on the street, it's bordered by lions on the street, right? Like the statues that denote the city of London proper, which is just like, how many lions there? Three or four kilometers.

It's like only three or four square kilometers. Yeah, there's actually a different man. A different man, everything was like slightly different. Yeah, but rules and laws almost. Most of them don't even apply anymore, but it's kind of way that there's a city within the city. I think it's within four times and you know, thing I remember is I was gathering over. That's how yeah. You know, it's got going over.

Yeah, they like it was and he's like they just don't like stop at crosswalks. I thought they were just going to stop at crosswalk they just don't like stop at crosswalks. I thought they were going to stop at crosswalks, they didn't stop at crosswalks. We have to wait for the flashing man. There's no flashing man. It's the same sort of thing you go ahead. My favorite cities in terms of like roads, the way they're set up is Montreal and New York. Because their downtown is a grid system.

So if you know which roads run parallel, you're good at that. What's even stranger than that is, you know, we used to go to Sundance pretty frequently for red versus blue It's in Park City, Utah So to go to Sundance you have to fly into Salt Lake City and out there all like you talk about grids like in Utah or in at least in Salt Lake City It definitely is a grid and all their addresses are like 1700 West 1400 South. Yeah, it's like yeah 1700 West 1400 South. Yeah, it's like yeah, it's like a cornice system. Yeah, it's like Based on the addresses you know like oh this address. Okay, that's like five blocks up two blocks over So it's kind of cool. Yeah, if you end up on like dickhead road

You don't know how far you walk from like vagina street if you're on Like low. Yeah One day those guys can meet hopefully you're always close to a giant You could like go into town never having been there and it's all like letters and numbers and you're like okay I know I know the layout of the city yeah like I can find anything now yeah that makes sense why don't we just redo it we should we should just over it in brackets put the old name well I think the problem is that people build like these old cities this is the way no

offense to you this why don't like Europe because everything's old and we built up like and now we have like these modern cities that we've retrofitted onto this old infrastructure that's like hundreds of years old or whatever just fucking bulldoze it start over. Make new people to be on for destroying historical or whatever. Save a couple. Don't let people live there make new London like 50 miles per road. Where is new London going to be? That's because this real estate is an issue in a lot of.

Yeah, but they have a lot of rural areas. Just move it out, build a new city. Yeah, the old cities over there, if you want to visit, but nobody wants to live there. I think that's what I wanted the most. It becomes this rotting, collapsing. It's like a first trap. Have you seen Petrauma?

You know, yeah. Oh, we'll just build on top of it in New York. Oh, okay. New New York. I think we'll explain that in the show. No, okay. Yeah, I really went in depth and then I'm so if you try to explain the science, what I'm going to say. Thank you all in depth in that show. That's a good show. Didn't someone, didn't explain that in the show. No. OK. Yeah, I really went in depth and then I'm so if you try to explain the science.

I'm definitely going depth in that show. That's a good show. Did someone, did one of the right as a future? I'm actually accidentally come up with some sort of. Yeah, you did. You had a mathematical proof. Yeah, it's in the episode with all the head swapping. Oh, yeah.

Like he had a mathematical theorem that he needed to prove. And the proof was within the episode. Yeah, because like they all switched heads, but they could't switch back with the person they switched with. They switched with. So it's like this big theorem to get, like how many people took to get X and people back

into their original body. Is that one of the new ones on how many central? It's not the most recent season. It's the one before season five, I think. I think it's five, yeah. Do you always sit this far forward when you sit in the chair? No, I should be more. Like I was just trying to see guts.

For some reason, Kerry, you have a small head. But it's like, thank you. But it's like completely, I may be a like I was just trying to see guts for some reason carry a small head But it's like thank you, but it's like completely I'm maybe a close to me for now Middle seat sucks. I'm gonna say on the podcast middle seat sucks because I'm a little awkward to do this. Yeah, we can't do that. I'm very conscious of like which way our legs are going right now Oh, I switched it up. I just find it's just like I feel like I'm now rolling on somebody. Okay, okay Well, don't worry. There's only two possibilities. You're going to mess. Yeah. I can say like cross like like see the guy in the middle get screwed. Yeah.

I'm a little comfortable. What's like? I'm being thinking right now. I love sitting in the middle. Yeah. It's like you're a warm and snuggly in there. What's it like being on the bunny shed? I don't like this at all. I feel like I feel like there's too much like I don't like one camera on just me. It's very nerve wreck record. So what I'm saying is what K-Pom Bob is what he is I see you you like your posture has changed the normal you're like shrunken down and you're like really yeah you do. Well I it's because I'm trying to maintain the same height because I

don't want them to have to just adjust the camera. Don't worry about this they're proud. That's not your problem. You're telling that they'll work around you. Just start doing like just like I sit up and down every once in a while. I'm not gonna start dancing. What the people want? I'm sorry. Did you do that Barbara? Oh my god. I had, I'm a bar. Yeah, sure. No, no wait, no, no. You would try. I carry. You're not taking my bane cup. Did you see the bane wrap? I showed it to you. No, no, someone someone on Twitter showed to me and then we talked about No, yeah, you're right. You're right. The bane wrap is my favorite video. Well, we've seen we've seen a lot of no no the bane wrap There's two there's bane outtakes, which was fun. Yeah, bane wrap is a little it's bane doing a wrap as you can imagine they reason

The football That's a bane outtakes. That's my name. It's great. It was awesome. Oh, that's in the bane outtakes Yes, I want you I want you to learn that rap and I want you to perform it when you get back from the holidays. Actually, your challenge is a bit accepted. Because I have a sea miles because of we're in separate places. My style you work with them. Right. How often does that happen? Almost every second of it. That's not true.

Anytime you get any type of echoey device in your hand, you get a lot into fake-based. That's true. I learned how to do it with tiny red bullcans now. My skill is... Every story of a single device you'll learn. Tiny babe! Tiny babe! That was a Milton John song, right? There's been a lot of good videos this week. There's been a lot of videos going around the office. What about the podcast award?

Yeah. Well, we're playing a lot of on-to-best. We've got to write some firsts. Press firsts. Yeah, firsts. We just, we'll most of us just learn about that video this week. And I think I like it better than I'm the best. No, no.

The best part of the best part of... The part of the best part of the best part of the rifle bursts is the beginning when he's just shouting at himself in the mirror. Yeah, partly because you can see where he made the cut. Yeah, I don't know. That was my favorite part of the whole video. I don't know. I don't know. We just push up.

Yeah. I just like how when he's shooting his shotguns, they have to put like a sensor bar on it. Shotguns, those were not shotguns. Whatever they were, I don't fucking know guns at all. I'm a Canadian, I don't know what guns are. So they put like a big black sensor bar, and they just put after effects of gun shots going off everywhere.

It's fucking hard. Highly effective. Yeah, highly effective. And then it gets their costs way down. Way down. It's also much safer. So is anybody playing any new games or anything? I'm still playing Far Cry 3 like crazy.

Yeah, do you like it? It's a fucking awesome game. I need to play it, man. I've been going through retro game phase. I picked up the Doom 3 BF. That's not a retro game. Let me rephrase that. I've been playing older games.

Who I played Doom 1 and 2, they came with the BFG edition. I'm going through Doom 3 right now, which came with so much extra stuff, which is cool. And then I picked the Metal Gear Solid HD edition because I've never played Metal Gear Solid. I'm essentially trying to go through all the things that I missed years ago. So that's pretty much what I'm going through. And I've been watching my roommate play Dishonored. And it's really frustrating because he's trying to do it with no kills, no alerts. So it's essentially him 30 seconds of this, fuck.

And then loading a previous thing. That's me playing hitman basically. That's like a video. Kyle R. Fourman, he did that with LA Nuar. He wanted to perfect the game. So yeah, just having to go through the same cutscenes over and over and over again. I thought you were just saying that.

That fucker being like, dun, dun, dun, dun. I thought you were going to say he was trying to go through the game sneaking. I was like, that isn't really a. No, no, no, no. So I might do this thing. When the new console comes out, the next Xbox, I might just not buy it for a year. And then play all the games that I wanted to play on this system before I move on. Why?

The only way. The only way I'm going to play games like Mass Effect 3 or one. You're going to be behind in the new system. Like you're just pushing your... Then I'm just out of here, I'm just the end of that one. Just cut your losses. Just cut your losses. Just cut your losses.

Just cut your losses. Just this good games, I just... What games did you miss that you really want to play? What are you doing with your life that you don't know trying to play these games? He's playing games all the time. I'm playing games, I'm playing all games. I don't know, no, she's playing games at work.

Right. Yeah, but that's the video. Playing up with ideas, but games to play at work for the day. Yeah, but you can get those ideas while we're playing games. I guess I'm I want to play Saints Row 3 Oh, I'm gonna restart playing Saints Row the third. It's so good. I'm so excited about like I got it from my stepfather for Christmas I bought it the store and I was like I saw the box art and I was like I'm gonna play this again So I've got my account my copy and my binder. So what, you didn't just play this game? Oh yeah, I beat all the deals.

You didn't just give them a dual copy. Were you the one giving me shit for calling it Sanstero 3 instead of Sanstero the third? Is that you? Yeah, I corrected him. I corrected him. I said the third. Why would he give him his copy of it?

What? What? I bought him the version that comes with the codes for all the different DLC. It was like the game of the year kind of thing. Yeah, so it's like, it was like 50 bucks and it's like the game and three DLCs. I love this. Did you get Q go out of or did not they follow for bankruptcy?

Yeah, I think they did. They said that's not going to affect any of their future games. I don't know how that works. I'm not sure if it's like how money we are. We are a little work. We're so money but the game's coming out. Yeah, I don't see how that's going. The bankruptcy just protects them from creditors.

So if you file for bankruptcy you can still exist just all the people you own money to when they ask for you to pay them back. You say bankrupt. So then you pay them you don't essentially then the bankruptcy court arbitrates it and then termed based on your assets how much money each credit or gets. So you can still operate you just just have to sell off some shit to give some money to your credit but it's not as much as you actually owe. And that's legal? Yes, but you can't do it very often. Okay.

So you have a lifetime limit of how many times you have. It's like you can only do it so many, like every so many years. On the first level, I think it lasts for so many years. Because my understanding of bankruptcy was from monopoly and real affordions. So you've been liking me. I love limits that last like a lifetime. Because when I moved to acting apply for social security and get a social security number and card and all that stuff.

And there's like rules when it gets like never carry on you because you're like, it's stolen. And you can't have more than 10 in your lifetime. And that was quite interesting. Like if you lose one, you can't get another one more than 10 times. Yeah. So you lose your 10 social security card. It's like, you don't have one.

You're fucking no longer exists. I don't know. I don't know what happens. Maybe come one of Austin's famous famous homeless. Well, you, you have to try to lose your hard 10 times. Yeah, especially if you're on a scavenger with you. Maybe like the one person. I have a business card. I mean, so he's a social security number. Just call it. So have you have a lost one? I'm sure I don't have the very first someone's got when I was a baby So okay, so you get given it as a baby Back the back of your diaper. But for real though, baby things are doing.

Yeah. Get rid of me, folks. So. Yeah, it's your one as a child. Like, your parents have to go get you one. And then they're responsible for holding it. Yeah. That was a fun experience when I first moved to the States,

getting my social security number. Yeah. Was it like an all day affair? It was like a multiple week affair. Are you serious? Yeah. There's a lot of forms little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a

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little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of My name's not Graven Fee. No, that place is a shit, although. Yeah. It's just like the DMV where you go and everyone's just like, the life is sucked out of there. After Esther and I got married, you know, she changed her last name. So I had to go with her to get new social security card and all of that. And that place, fuck, and sucks.

Just to take like a number and then to sit next to the riff raft. Is that your first security number? That's the right one. Is that your first tuning number? I feel bad with the power in line. Mr. Germain, when I was a junior in college, I had my car toad. And I was really pissed off, obviously. I went to the, like, lot where they keep all the vehicles. And I was, the entire time I was really frustrated.

Because the reason I got to toad was a friend of mine came into town. I had a little bar on my parking permit, so he could park somewhere. I just forgot to put it back. So it was like, I could have avoided this if I wasn't an idiot right so I was really frustrated Kyle takes me to go get you know this yeah Kyle takes me to go get my car back it was awful to find I won't get in that anyways we get there and all my anger went away as soon as I saw the lady working there because this was literally a woman working in a cage lined with bulletproof glass so that her

customers would not assault her out of anger. Like all of my anger just went away because I was like, Mary, Chris, she had the highest job in the world. The first time I ever got my car code is because I went downtown in Austin and I was looking for a place to park and I was like, oh sweet, sweet look I found this awesome parking spot in the middle of downtown No one's parked here. It is So I parked there, of course I come back after I'm not a drink and my car's gone look what the fuck like I could

Why is my car going leave it get stolen? Then I look and like literally right in front of where I park the giant science is no parking You will be told as I might not see that Like do they put that up when I was gone? Did they wait for someone to park it? They put the sign up at the bottom. W. Great prank. So there's a job.

The job is awful. Awful prank for great prank. There's a job that exists in this country that I've never seen in my home country. And that is a dude who stands at the side of the road with a sign, like waving it about. Oh yeah. Now that guy has the job of a poll.

A metal poll. And I poll, a metal poll. And I guess a dancing metal poll. And the reason is that signs are more effective when they're moving around. So he has the job of a badly placed, like badly like re-was it? I don't even know the word I'm trying to say. It's just not like, it's more, it goes for your guilt. It's like a pole that's not put in properly, it's wobbling in the middle.

It's got the dough on it. A poorly installed pole. Yeah, a nail short of a pole. So I think another reason that they do that is, when you're driving, you pay a lot more attention when you see someone standing there as opposed to just like... You kind of feel bad for them, you're like, well, they're holding that sign, maybe I should go and buy it.

Can you really love that? I think if you can do all the tricks. Like once you learn to spin, you get doubled the hourly wage. Are you saying it? No, I'm not sure if that's what you're getting more. You think they pay based on how? No, I was making that so only you. But you just out-ass hold me. We went to the gas wall.

Gas wall was out-ass. I don't know if you know this. Miles is in training to be the new Gus. He bought new glasses that look exactly like mine. Can you guys switch glasses so we can see anybody notices? No. How bad is your vision? It's terrible.

I just want to see. I can't even see the big E on the eye chart, right? So I went to get an eye exam recently. And fuck. The obnoxious, you know, puts a projection up on the big E. Exactly. The exact same glasses. I'm so hard to focus on this television.

I feel like I put on a pair of goggles filled with water. And I'm also drunk. Oh my god, give me my glasses. Oh my glasses. So you need dry glasses. Close to the lens. OK, I don't know how you'd want that. But are you going to try it?

Hey, Kyle, can you come grab this? We're going to see what it's like living, see the world's like living see the world The day and the life of Gus Gus, Gospel, Brown and wants you to put these in front of Oh my god I guess that went over there that's on me Going to town me?

That was he had Gus, I was Gus, he's himself in America Um You look so weird without glasses Yeah, I used to wear contact Yep That looks alright Oh my god I don't know what we were doing. Change is like a bowl full. I know.

You can see why that than the normal human. Do you have great periphery? What's interesting is with you give me those. I can't say anything with glasses. My eyesight corrects to better than 2020. Oh really? Yeah, so I can see 2015. Is that mean you can see three times? You can see the future. Yeah, I see the future. But anyway, so I go see 2015. Is that mean you can see three times? You can see the future. Yeah, the future. But anyway, so I go to get my eyes checked.

Yeah, traumatized has like, instead of like an old eye chart, she hasn't seen where she projects the letters. And you have to like, what? Like, massive on the wall. Right. So she, but it's still like at the same size. So I'm like, she's like, how can you raise? And then I say, well, I typically can't see the big E on the chart.

She's like, aha, aha. So then she projects the big E on the wall. I'm like, I know it's an E, but I can't see that. And she laughs. And I'm like, no, really, I can't see that. And then you turn to the right and go, I, and she's like, oh, this one that she's like adjusted, like projects this giant A that's like, it's big in the wall. There's like 10 feet tall. Of course, I can see you. That. There's no minimal. I like that.

That's that ready. Your discussion of that pole reminded me of something we saw at Jersey, Mike's the other day. They have a little donation thing for Hurricane Sandy. And you know how sometimes they have like a picture of whatever like devastation occurred in this place or whatever. Right. I think it's right in the heart in the wallet. Yeah. The picture they used for this specific donation box was just like a lamp pole that had been tilted. Never forget.

It wasn't it wasn't even out of the ground. It was just slightly tilted. Like, please don't. So we'll put a sign on it. That was like. I want to take a second to remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by Trial Evolution and their new DLC Riders of Doom which just came out last week. You know we all love Trial Spins, dude sons of stuff that are cheap 100.

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I was watching Jack play the DLC. It's pretty funny. That was one,. That's trials. I've never been so terrible at a game, but still enjoyed it. I don't know what it is, but that game you can just keep playing. The user-generated stuff is awesome. The thing that drives me crazy is when you're playing, and you can see where your friends are,

and the fact that it has their game or tags, they're at this point, but they give you, like, fuck! I turn that off day one. I can't take this matter. No, I love it because I'm sitting there and I'll just like I could just be by Myself in my apartment just silent and then fuck you. Gus. Like I just might go with I would play every track until I at least beat Jeff. Like I had to be better than Jeff.

I always try to be better than you. Really? Yeah, it doesn't work. Like everyone picks one rival. Yeah, it's you and it's Jordan and and a fragger. I think it's you can actually set a rival now in this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you just pick one game and tag and that's it. And the show up is a different color, right? Yeah, they have to be on your friends list. Yes, okay. Yes, I had a friend call me one time.

I had talked to him in like six months and he just called me and said, Hey, I beat all of your times in trials. I just want you to know. Bye. And he's like, all he wanted to tell him is that he went through and beat every single one of my time. I was thinking he was like, I really want to call Kerry and talk to him, but I need a reason.

I saw it all. So I said he's hung out. He was like, God damn it. I missed you. I can't remember. I think it was, I want to say it was Andrew from the internet box. It might have been dialed.

I don't remember. But there was one other person on my friend's list that bought Sonic Generations. I'm a big Sonic the Hedgehog fan and I haven't enjoyed Sonic for a long time. Until generations came out, I really, really enjoyed it. It came. It's a really good game to, and they have a time trial mode where you can go and do, like, you know, each level and race each other. I had one friend, I think it was Andrew, and I just, on Twitter, I was like,

you're my rival for the rest of this game. Good luck. We didn't like three times. So, but those three times, I felt really good about myself. Yeah. Have you ever done something in public that was like really impressive

and then just been really casual about it? So, the public, you just see my, yeah. Yeah. There's been times where someone has thrown something at me and I just caught it without looking at anything. Someone was like, whoa, let's do it all this time. I was wrapping a podcast. I said something to Cara, and then I turned around

and walked away. I said something mean to her. I turned around and walked away. She tried to throw a bottle cap at me. And it kicked me. And it landed in my hand. Like I was just walking. And then she threw the bottle cap and it landed in the back of my hand. I was like, I got a bottle landed in my hand like I was just walking and then like she threw the ball

cap and it landed in the back of my hand I was like I got a ball cap and I turned around she's like holy shit did that just happen yeah when Brandon and I were working on the best of red versus blue DVD we were there late one night and we just looked at every night yeah yeah getting and we just looked at the cut of something and we had a bug that we had to fix we fixed it it and was like awesome. And we both instinctively put up our fists and bumped without looking at each other. We go, I need you to volunteer. Just look forward and was like, that was awesome.

And there were silence like, holy shit, did you know I was in the middle of the show. And we just stared at each other's eyes. And we were like, that was beautiful. And then you kissed. Yeah, we were like talking about that. I talked about in the podcast once, where I would just frisbee post into the postbox and it goes in and I walk like I meant to do it.

I was like, yeah. How many times does that not work before it did actually do? Actually, what the first time I did it? Was it anybody's hair? Yeah, it was people walking towards me just going like, I'm just like, and I was people like walking towards me just going like I'm just like and I was with my friend Dan. He's just like And he just stopped and I carried on walking like this

Dan told me the story of the other day about this guy because he's in the army and I he was recently in the desert doing He's in the things anyway He was once with like a line of dudes and they were like stood to attention stuff There's this wasp flying around and everyone was trying to be still and to attention. Everyone was trying not to get stung by this wasp. Apparently there was one beefy dude just had his hands behind his back and the wasp was near him. He just went like nothing. And if some of the ground then he just goes, that's awesome.

He's like, what do you want? He went on to the ground and then stabbed it and then carried on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on.

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You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can head on. You can god. Yeah. That was incredible. I should do this. I said, I should fuck you. What did you do to happen? Like you surely couldn't have thought that he was going to headbutt it to the ground.

How? How? He would just be like a huge asshole. He just missed. Oh, I'm sorry. Like a turn around just saw him. That was a very nervous time. You can't hear me. Why are you doing a nerd to headbutt? Like a person who's not. That was just actually being too heavy.

As it changed. I like you a little bit. I want you to rip it. Thank you. It maps my new sweater. I like sweater. I like sweater. Apparently I dress like shit all the time.

Because I bought this sweater and everyone was like, oh my you look really nice. I'm just thinking, what the fuck do I look like? I just get it at like 20 years. It's like, you wear t-shirts and jeans, right? Yeah, I can be honest. I thought you looked like shit today. Thank you, Gus. I thought you looked really disheveled and amiss.

Yeah, no. I missed the old miles. Today. Okay. Too bad he got fired and this new miles got fired. New and Jordan all day yesterday would come by by just, anybody see miles to this new guy from the glasses this year. It was kind of funny the first time.

He's been here two days, he's around the park. Oh my god. He was a little bit of the company for years and been here two days around the park Oh my god I know So we get a little bit of the company for years And then we're going to be on the park just now And then Marty was like You look like Bernie on Twitter And now everybody's like

Go he Bernie, you lost a lot of weight Stop! You know that's a Oh no, I'm not going to get a million now When you ask people to stop doing something They're just going to do it Oh I fucked up so bad Yeah he did

I don't know, you're my son. That's a... Griff Paul's football video that we did a couple weeks ago. At the beginning of the video, you're on a skateboard miles with your sunglasses. Everyone thinks you're Bernie. Yeah. I don't see it at all. I have a beard.

The 20th is the other day when I got my Xbox jacket. That one that looks like the Letterman jacket. I was walking from the studio over here to the annex and then you guys were all skateboarding You're like came by and a skateboard and you like started acting like a high school click like we're gonna fight or something We're like the punks and you're the jack. Oh, we were missing was like spokes and then a baseball car that we could put in those Yeah, oh, yeah, they must have never seen the back right? Oh, I don't know. Oh, so if you've never seen the back It's great. Jack. I was wearing the other day. I should read my Bane. I want to wear it. It's from my

Jack Jack. It's so awesome. You have the drive Scorpion jacket. Yeah, the jacket that I really belonged to my grandpa and then I found out if you pop the call it it was just like the Bane jacket. Oh, there was your grandfather Bane. Yeah. Oh, my grandpa is Jack. Was he Bane? He might have. He might have been. He might have bane he might have he might have been Yeah, I'm so proud of you What's going to Barbara?

I don't understand anymore. Careful with your mind. Don't forget about your You don't bother. Looks like she's being eaten by your jacket. Yeah. Yeah. That's what she said.

What kind of what kind of human what kind of human is supposed to be in this? You got to take it off my wife's killing your mic. Sorry. So it's the next. Well, the next expo's have a disc tray. I don't know. I think so. I think maybe the one after that won't I think. I don't know if the think so. I think maybe the one after that won't. I think internet's good enough to support.

Well, I think retailers still have too much sway over the video game industry. I think they're going to slide. And there will be two obligated game developers and publishers will be too obligated to still do physical distribution. But I think by the console afterwards, things may change. Yeah, I agree. Val was getting into the console race now, right? Kind of. Kind of? Yeah. Can you try to explain to me the other day?

Well, they've retrofit its team so that if you have it attached to your TV, there's like a big version of it. Well, that's not really getting into the console, though. Yeah, but I think they're trying to be like, I think they're saying this is like the next competition. Here's my problem with that. Yes. And this is a problem I have with computer monitors in general,

is that because people have HDTVs now, they associate 1920 by 1080 resolution as being awesome and really good. So now it's really difficult to buy computer monitors that are higher resolution than 1920 by 1080. It's so easy. Right. Every CRT, we go up to like the 2550 whatever. And now if you want to buy a monitor that doesn't have a higher resolution, you have to pay

a ton of money for it. Things have really fallen behind in that respect. That sucks. We have texture artists who worked on RVB10. They need tons of pixels to be able to really get fine detail right. Anytime they wanted a monitor that was bigger than 1920 by 1080 was like 800 bucks. Fucking monitor. That's what's happening when I got here. I got grandfathered in to one of yeah, Mac displays because like I had such an old computer didn't ran and break that

Yeah, no, he broke the monitor that I had I have a monitor above my monitor I don't understand and he broke that one Yeah, I was once on a set where they were using I'm not sure if it was a stills camera They were doing something that was just really way too high-res for all the monitors So they got in a monitor that was used in an air traffic control environment where you actually need enough pixels to predict exactly where every plane is on the thing. Wow.

I think it was like a 5K monitor. Wow. They had that in. And it was like, it's pretty cool. I think at CES this January, well, I think one manufacturer, I think it's sharp, has already started selling a 4K television. Really? And I'm sure that this upcoming CES, already started selling a 4K television. Really?

And I'm sure that this upcoming CES, that you'll see more of them. Because there's a whole thing before, like, they wouldn't, for a long, like the longest time, they wouldn't make a 1080 TV, unless it was bigger than 32 inches. Because they said it, like, wasn't worth it, essentially. Right. What do you, what's the size of this for 4K? How you can go, you can go, it's gonna be crazy. Well, like what's the minute?

What's a minute? I don't know. I mean, like, we do like a 60-15, just to like, distance. Like, if you're gonna be sat at it like a computer monitor, it could be as small as you want. If you're gonna be watching on TV, then it probably should be big. You wouldn't have a 20. Yeah, but, I mean, you still, the still upwind of diminishing returns.

Yeah. You can only pack the pixels so dense before you can't tell anymore. Your eye can't tell. Yeah, like an iPhone if you can you can you can only pack the pixels so dense before you can't tell anymore your eye can't tell Yeah, like an iPhone right. Yeah, you have to zoom in to really like take advantage of it So if they if they took the pixel density of an iPhone and made it a 1080p display Wouldn't be very big with it probably not Big isn't iPad almost close to 10. Yeah, it's one of those retina displays. I don't know what resolution Yeah, I've never seen how close Michael says to his computer Yeah, where's could he blind his decks?

He got glasses before he got the glasses He probably sat like this close. He's my you just say I'm hunched over. He's like right He must feel the warmth of the money My dad is gets her pricing we warm. Yeah My my I've got I bought a done big TV for my bedroom. It's a 60 inch TV It like it's the heat if I leave that thing on my whole room It's hot. And you can feel like the heat like curving over the entire Before my current TV, I used to have a DLP TV, which is one of those that has like the bulb in it and the little projector and that thing

I fucking hot. Yeah, I got rid of it like a year ago though. So everyone takes care, because I've always done this thing where I never really take care of the things I own because it's a year ago though. So everyone takes care because I've always been this thing where I Never really take care of the things I own because it's a waste of time to me like okay I will never put a case on my iPhone because the inconvenience of having a case on my iPhone for the one moment where I might Like it gets caught pulling it in and out of my pocket like you have a case like it gets stuck a little bit Absolutely I'm with gal on this one Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wallet case. a case it's like it gets stuck a little bit. Yeah, absolutely. I've been with Gav on this one. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wallet case. No, it's two things. This is not that.

They spend so much money making it that thin. I want it to be that right. I agree with you. Everyone's very protective of all this stuff like turning off their Xboxes all the time. I had an Xbox in my bedroom in England. There was on I think for three years in the with straight without ever turning off. I think it's protecting the environment, not their Xbox. No, there was on, I think, for three years, in, there was straight, like, without ever turning on. I see it's protecting the environment, not their Xbox. No, no, no, it's good of...

What's that? You know how I feel, it's good of my... My one Xbox is gonna make it a difference, but like, all of my equipment is fine all the time, like, nothing breaks. I dropped my phone every now and then, and every time I drop it, my wife's like, oh, you gotta get a case on that, like, look, it's fine. It's fine. I dropped it, they dropped it. It's been fine. If you've had thrown it, it would have been fine as well. You counter that. Well, you've got to protect your stuff from people who are dangerous.

Yeah, I don't really drop stuff. That's on him. You can treat electronics like crap and they will still be fine. So all these like, there's always these third party companies who make an extra fan to put on the back of the air. Yeah. So, you've got to protect your stuff from people who are dangerous. Yeah, I don't really drop stuff.

Yeah, that's on him. You can treat electronics like crap and they will still be fine. So, all these like, there's always these like third party companies who make an extra fan to put on the back of the Xbox. Good, really that stuff. It's there needed. I was a little upset that when I passed,

when I've had two came out that Apple started making a smart cover for it. Like, yeah. With the point, just use the fucking device. I agree. I have one and I take it off like every time I use it. It's like the worst thing. The coolest thing to do with a smart cover is put it on your fridge.

It's like I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet.

I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in the magnet. I'm in and asked if you wanted to go bowling, so you just like left. But you're in the middle of playing Halo, sat your computer, your controller down, and apparently Michael was

still there. You just kept joining matches and just like nothing was happening. You just kept getting killed and stuff. Yeah, that sounds like me. Like over and over again, as we're gone. I'll walk back into my bedroom and I'll see my controller on the ground. I'm just gonna like, I'm just gonna like, I'm just telling my TV if I'm gonna get in the game of I'm just gonna like, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr have a monitor that's basically like on a stand that like sits so it's going to sit above my monitor. Oh, come out here. Come out here. No, this is messing up already. No, no, no, no, no, this is messing up.

Don't worry about it. Oh. So he replaced, like, he replaced the monitor for me. It was fine. But the way he told me was this. He came up to me. I was gone for like three weeks. He came up to me and he said, hey, so while you were gone, someone broke your monitor.

And I started to say like, oh, you know, it's nobody. And like, he's just like writing the film, and it's like, it was me. Like, he did like, you know, like a second, like it was a big deal. It was totally fine, but it was just like, yeah, it was me. Hey Brandon, you wanna, you gotta do a save on that? I love Brandon.

I love you Brandon. I like you as a friend, Brandon. Yeah, no. So before the podcast, you were doing his best brand and impression. Who was Bernie? Oh, I didn't see that. Hold on, what are you about, Brad?

That was my monitor, Carrie. I'm going to look. Okay, you have a point. Nice enough to apologize for breaking my monitor. You were very nice. And he got me a brand new one. And it was big. I did, I got you a brand new one from the Golden Shoes.

Why is he standing by that Okay, thanks Brandon I like cutting to Brandon. I feel like we're cutting to like our course A lot of crazy technology that we've acquired to make this podcast happen Like I don't know if people can appreciate how complicated that was. How many adapters went into that? Oh my god. Like, when we first got that working, what we just did, like, I sat there and I turned the bank on, this shouldn't work.

Like, we're using like adapters backwards and like, shit, just like, runway too far. Like, that should not be working. Like, we should have, like, that you should have had to buy like a $5,000 piece of equipment to do that. I love that. I love working on that show at Combs movie. The camera is on a track and like going like 10 meters a second down the track. But we couldn't have cables long enough because they'd get caught in stone. So I just blew to receiver where I had to stand at the perfect point on the track where it would come in range of my receiver. And I'd be like, I'd have to at the perfect point on the track where it would come in range of my receive and I'd be like

And I'd have to trigger it and it would move on it's just like the work Just to trigger the camera I'd only record for four seconds in high speed so it's like you got to pick the moment right I just stand the right part of the track and be like get up to speed. I'd be like go and it'd be like I'm gonna get it you don't get it. Yeah, if you don't get it guy Rich, she's gonna yell it Dude your last episode of the summer guys was really cool. Is that the fun for the fireball? I haven't seen that one yet Really cool. It was dangerous. Do you two of cool episodes of shit? Mordor holy shit. Oh, yeah, by the time this podcast comes out will have wrapped it. Yeah. Hey, good job So I do like to say the end, since it's not going to air until that's how, yes,

say the way it works. Yeah. Oh, this is not Tuesday. You're in the fucking chair bar. You had one job. I don't know what to do. I'm talking to you. Okay.

I was very, very concerned for you two guys. Oh look at it. Hey, I gotta say this is probably my favorite thing that we've done in a long time. I was saying that to Chris the other night. I love all of the content we produce, but man, a simple walk was such a fucking good idea. I love what's your health at risk? Because you and Chris were doing training a few weeks leading up to this. But you started air quotes training like three weeks before you left.

And the training was like walking on my. Just walking. Yeah. And the whole time I'm like, you guys doing great. And my head, they're going to fucking die. Oh my god. This is the last time I see my friend Kerry. The second I saw you tweet, I was just like, Kerry.

You're alive. I was so scared for you. I thought you were going to get stabbed by homeless New Zealanders. There's nothing bad in New Zealand. The worst part for me was I was just like, carry your life. I was on a school view. I thought you were gonna get stabbed by homeless New Zealanders. So there's nothing bad in New Zealand. The worst part for me was I was on the road as well at the time. You know, I was at minecon. So I wasn't in direct communication with you guys. And one day I was like checking NPR news on my phone

and I saw like, you know, Mount whatever in New Zealandy rubs. So everyone's been back there. I was like, no one's been allowed to do the mountain. I was like, holy shit. So you know like Matt, right away, I was like, I have to wait. You know what's in your mind? You're like, I have to wait. You know what's in your mind? You're like, I have to wait. You know what's in your mind? You're like, I have to wait. You know what's in your mind?

You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind?

You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? You know what's in your mind? Yeah, it's awful. But thankfully, it was like the one next to it.

It was still a little scary, because as we were walking up to it, we can see the smoke coming off of it. And it was like, is that a cloud? No, that's moving. That's OK, that's not a cloud. If we went on a legitimate adventure, it was a big challenge. Episode three, so gross.

That's pretty good. How many blisters? I told you not to pop blisters before you left. Help. Shout out everybody. so you can get infected No, it's like we wrapped them. They only need to be good for a couple days I like I like how real is like there's obviously moments where Chris is pointing the camera in your face

And you're so meninged off you're like come on Chris. I lost the ring Yeah, it was a two you like yeah, just put the camera down and you walk It's like this is sleep on your hand Because it's like every time we were filmed we go lot slower right had to film yeah Yeah, you know says like one of the things it's like and I'm sure you had to do things over and over just to get the shot Right so first like actually more that we didn't have to okay, because it says like one of the things it's like and I'm sure you had to do things over and over just to get the shot right So first or anything actually more that we didn't have to okay, because it was like Like there's no way we could fake it because it was like it was like this is what's happening You know, yeah episode three you looked genuinely the most pissed off I've ever seen you in your life

I was realized you left the ring behind I swear I get sheep So the fuck are you she's we've, five minutes, like, past this, like, pin him in whatever, and it was just like, yeah. Oh, my God. So how much time did you lose by leaving the gut down? Well, Nick went and ran together. You make, you know, great job from what I saw.

I didn't want to do that, because I was like, I fucked up. Let me go get it. That's why that's one of the reasons I was like, but he knew YouTube was shit. Exactly. With the second key left, I also jogged after him. Why? And he stopped and then jogged and then stopped and then jogged.

And then he comes back before you do. Yeah, he was like, we got to the ring. He was like, all right, yeah, I was like, let's jog and we started jogging. I was like, okay, you go ahead. I'm just gonna walk. But there was no point in eating. When you're both leaving, and Chris is like, well, I'm here by myself. The Chris show. Hipster pirate. You're lucky that you had a guy with you who was in good shape and good spirit and stuff. So we were able to shower or anything.

You would just like stinky ass. And that's what you got that shape in, dude. I didn't know it was possible snow in the back. Wait, for five, six days, how many? It was like over the course of seven days. I don't think I ever gone more than a day. I didn't shower. I wouldn't even want to know why. It's like I'm world.

It's like I'm the world. Yeah, like you feel like you get a layer on you. Yeah, you get, yeah, and it's like, like even when we shower, we share twice. Yeah. All of us. Because like we couldn't get in often. You shower together? I mean, let's not, that's, don't support that.

Don't spread more RT fan. Oh god, damn. Oh god, damn, that was gross. That was a gross day. Brian found something gross on the internet. What are you going lots of Fanfix about us do engaged You're doing the Jack reach right now Yeah, Jack got me a Christmas present

I just got me a Christmas present. Oh, I would have got you. He got me a $25 gift certificate for the Alamo. Oh, that's awesome. That's good. That's just the right amount. Hey, look, you want to take me to a movie? No. Did you all know that?

Do you sell it for food? Well, you didn't use it on poop. Use it on dirt. I mean, yeah, but still, I mean, that's pretty good. Well,'t use it on poop. Use it on dirt. I mean, yeah. Yeah, but still, I mean, that's pretty cool. Well, no, it's so gross. Just having it associated with poop. Yeah, sure.

I don't understand what the big deal is. So what was your claim? By the end of the last day, you went back back. What was the biggest argument you guys had? Probably the ring. I just didn't want Christopher. Because I was mad. I was like, this isn't important. Let's just fucking stop.

But you got a bad idea. I'm really glad I made it. On the journey, retrospect, I'm sure you're glad it was. Yes. I'm glad we have the footage. I love the ribbon. I've seen it. Oh my god.

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I was like, that's, that can't be good. There's no way. Like at the time, I didn't know Michael well enough to know it. There's no way that could be good. But it turned out to be like the best thing ever. Yeah, you took that scene from a green time.

A green time. A green time of the 64 where like Link jumps off the bridge into the water. Well, that's a very very part of the game. Yeah, I told him that and he remembered. Yeah, and he just like three minute long clip of that over and over. Yeah, like when we're jumping in, it was always like,

if you like wanted to date a girl, you'd like remember the thing she said and then like, give her that gift. Like that, but it was Michael and me. So now, Lindsey, yeah, looks like Michael wants. So, yeah, at what point were you annoyed, though? When he was like, don't do this. I was, it was less of annoyance and like fear.

Oh, I just, I'm almost like rubbing scenes away. I'm almost like rubbing scenes away. Yeah, that was, you can see the road. I don't know how well you can see it, but it's like, it's like, what's going on. When I was watching this episode, I was literally sitting on the side of the road, and then you started putting Vaseline on your genitals. I was literally watching like this.

They're showing this! Carried! The best part about that is Chris is staring at you doing that with such a creepy thing. Yeah, he's watching like this. Yeah, he's going like, oh that's gonna be the good footage. He's like, he's like, he's got the editing. Did y'all have any like calcum powder or anything? We dated and helped. Oh, did he? We helped in the morning. But then, once you start the morning then it would like and after like crotch pace. After the

flower was made and all that it was like it just like turned it yeah. So how's it backfacking is fun and retrospect but when you're in it it's you're like this is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever done. Yeah see the way thing is I watch it thinking well that must have stopped that bit but I really would want

to do that. It looks like it would be fun. It makes for good. If you feel good about doing it because I was on a Boy Scout so I did back in the lot and yeah it was yeah can we I read conversations I think it was Chris is like so what do we do if we got a poop and stuff and we had a conversation about what you do I went to a I went to when I was in the Scouts I went to a place called film on Scout Ranch and yeah yeah it's it's like the backpacking thing that you do. I have a quite a follow up pressure pre-after this

I do okay more. They have they have things where you know, there's not there's not always you know Staff campsites where you get to stop the night. Sometimes you're having to carry your own water from night to night because Yeah, you're just gonna be in the woods. Yeah, but they had Random latrines set up like throughout the camp area which covers covers several mountain tops. And it's not an enclosed space. It's literally just a wooden box with a hole in it that sits above a big hole in the ground. And there's there was three styles. There's just a single box. I mean, you just can shit by yourself in peace and nature. People there is pilot to bombardier pilot to bombardier is two toilets back to back. So what you say is like, those things for that. So it's like, hey dude, I need the toilet paper.

You pass it behind you. And you just, how close are they? No, you literally backed to back. You were literally backed to back. I say that with my buddy Brian, one day, we both just had to drop a loan. I could feel the toilet guys butt. Did you feel like squeezing out?

Oh, no. No, there's like an inch of space or so between the two. Oh, that's plenty of space. Yeah, that's the funniest space. So I remember wanting like, no, one morning, me and my buddy Brian had to drop a load before we started. Together. So Brian, the first two fans.

No, not Brian. No, this is my friend, my, my, my, my, my other friend from Santanya. But it was just like, it was like six in the morning, we had to get going before we did. We had drop a load. So we did, we found a drop of load. So we found a pilot to bombard the air. And we just looked to our left and there's just this beautiful view of a mountain. It's like, wow, this is really nice. Yeah, this is great.

This is beautiful. I'm not sure if the love toilet from SNL. And then there's a third style. Why don't you just take turns? No, with a third time. No, because no, because like every second is precious. It's like, and you know, it's like, you have to go. Well, no, we had to go because we had to make a plane.

Why? Well, no, it's the same thing. At film, it's like you have, you have, yeah, you have like seven days to complete this journey. OK. And then that's if you don't make it, you fuck. So, and then the third style is called pilot to co-pilot,

which is like carrying a bike. This is right next to each other. Magellan, I never had to use that. We've had to sit there. I don't know. No divider? No. So when you were there, some boys out camps have this, not all of them.

Did you have to do the race? Which? What race? You know what I was talking about. Where? We have several races. You had to the manure race? No, I don't think we did the manure race.

So, some boys count camps, do this where you have to go like a hundred yard dash or whatever, right? Okay. And there's two options, two different ways to run the race. You can either carry wet couch shit in your hands while you run it, or you carry dry couch shit in your mouth. Oh, what the fuck? Definitely. Definitely the hands is what I would. So, Gavin, did you have those two options which would you choose? Yeah. Yeah.

I think I would honestly do dry mouth. Like, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Do you mean like, in your mouth like close? Or like, I could I could you can do that you can do that I'd hold on my lips how bad is wet couch it. Is that better? Stop! He's sitting next to me. He's stuck it.

Oh my god. If you chuck biscuits, this is going to be a Christmas miracle. Oh my god. Biscuits cover it in. Wet biscuits. No, no, no, let him go. Let him go. I'm going to make you vomit.

Which would you go with Barbara? I would definitely carry in my hand. I'm not going to say what. I'm not gonna say what. I will say this, the dry stuff is remarkably like hey. It's really hard. You just like to draw. Yeah, I was about right on, dude. So I count for a long time.

What do you make it to? I was gonna be eagle, but I quit the last minute. Hey, that happens. Well, cheers, dude. So you did put in your last few questions. Yes, it's like it's just like It's way better because we're not even. I don't know. Let me just tell you what you said.

I've seen cow shit. Let me just tell you what. The reason, and it's going to sound dumb, the reason you do that is because you're like out in the middle of nowhere, and it's not like once you're done, you can just wash your hands. Exactly. Yeah.

But it's in your fucking mouth. What if you see that? It's just like, hey, it's really, it's not a big deal. Except it's shit. It's some shit Yeah, it was it was been dried out You went to the worst Dude I I've done like one time we went camping in the Boy Scouts Uh-huh, and we did that thing where you don't take any food, right? Right?

Right, well, there's some I will care. Well, this was a lot more ghetto than that So it's like getting the feeling that you was a really just like we're gonna go out to this ranch of the middle of nowhere. We're gonna camp by a lake and if you want to eat you have to go fishing and you have to catch fish. That's awesome. That's very cool. So the problem was nobody could catch fish except for me. So it was basically my request to get a camp. Yeah. The two catch all the fish. You like the fire survivor that everyone loves. But then the problem was we didn't know how to cook it. So it's like you have a campfire and you have these fish that you've caught.

You're like, how do you turn this into fire? How do I think? Right. So it's like, you know, we're like, I don't know, this rapid and foil and then put it into the fire and try to put it in. That's pretty much, yeah, that's what you do. And that's what we did. And then it's like, you eat it and I don't even like fish to begin with right so eating this shit fish

I'd cut out of this lake wrapped in foil thrown into a campfire make sushi and yeah Like scales That sucks Just all you gotta do is get the guts out and then the rest is way that that was essentially it was like you cut it open It's amazing like wrap it and throw it in there what you go up there girls It's amazing like no matter how small the thing you catch as long as you get the guts out you can eat the whole How how do you with your gag reflex watch bear grills because every other episode is like all right We're here out in the wilderness all have a camera crew with me and I'm probably staying at a hotel because we we only do this for discovered child. But I'll found the northern African shit fecal matter slug. And I'm gonna juicy it.

Shit. Fecal matter. Now, no, and here's what I love about Bear Girls. Bear Girls is the thing that says, fuck everyone but me because he says, he'll say, I want to tell a story about someone that came across this exact same thing. And they fucked it up terribly and now they're dead now armadu it and they totally Fall it's either one who drank his own piss. Yeah, yeah, yeah, how did you know gag at that? That's not disgusting

We got our next bet The straight pissing your mouth totally No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What spread? It's all about texture. Right? One's lemonade. How much would it, how much, how much would I have to pay you to drink your own piss? You, because, okay, at the holiday party, you paid me, you said you'd give me $40 to eat a spoonful of horse radish. I did it, but I did not accept payment because you let me off the hook on a bet that I had lost earlier to you. And I said, one day, we would wait until we had a good bet.

Of course, you'll bet. The old bet? Yeah. Oh, it was something stupid. It was like dude. I would rate. How much is how much this? Like this much a red No, no, no, that's too much that's too much half half of one of these cup half a cup eight ounces of your own kiss Well, I don't have that so go fuck yourself. What could I film it? Yeah, you can film it. We can make that money back. We'll have to find out.

Okay, so this is going to be a conversation for later, guys. You say it's all about the texture. It's a rainy piss. What if someone took shit and blended it up so it was liquid? Oh, liquid. So it was liquid. What even diarrhea? It's liquid. There's a texture. I have a host read ad I need to do you guys are making impossible to transition I just want to ask a quick question

Before we get away from scouts. Okay has anyone in the history of the world ever yes Gotten laid from being a scout gotten laid from being a scout. Yeah, well, not okay. Were you prepared? I was, I did not, I did not. I did not because I was in the Scouts, but she requested I wear the uniform. Is this a girl that you're currently in? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This is a high school girlfriend. Aaron's coming back soon. Aaron's coming back.

Well, she, by the time this air, she will have been back. So I was talking with Miles about this. I was like, so how are you going to get your roommates out of the house? We're going to send Antonio a product. I was like, yeah, a good roommate should know to leave you be. Yeah, every single person in this office who's talking to you about Eric coming back, they're just like, so I just come back. It's awkward as shit because every, every time.

I'm going to keep making this up. That's like, I guess, I guess that's the only thing people know about me is that I have a girlfriend and she's been in France and she was coming back. It's awkward as shit because every, every time. I'm going to keep making this up. That's like, I guess, I guess that's the only thing people know about me is that I have a girlfriend and she's been in France and she's coming back. Everybody, I guess it's it. But I've always kept telling me, so when's Ergen back? They're Saturday. They go, oh, that's so great. So, and then I'm like, can you, yeah, prop, leave me alone.

I told, I told, I told Aaron, I told Aaron, then I was like, so in the office has come up to me and been like, hey, congratulations on getting laid, how you're gonna get laid this weekend. I told her that and she just replied, dot dot dot, they know we gonna do it. You take the right one. Yeah. Yeah. You can go, she's a very Christmas. Yeah. They're not happy new year. Yes. I want to remind everyone that this fly-task is brought to you by Onnet and their flagship product alpha brain. It's a fantastic product. I really love it. Take it every day. It helps you. It's a fully balanced new a topic. It helps you gain focus and helps you enter a heightened dream state. It's actually pretty cool. You can get 15% off. Use promo code rooster on it.com slash gaming. I know Miles himself tried it fairly recently.

I did. You and Kerry came in together like one day at the office you're like, I want to try this stuff. We had a lot of stuff to write for Ruby that day and we were having a it was just been a really long day. Yeah. So yeah, I take I take I have to take Adderall for ADHD and because I haven't found a doctor yet in Austin, I've been out for like two months. Oh, great. So every day, it's not that you haven't found one is you haven't looked.

There's a very big difference. That's a big difference. That's true. One of them might be because you ran out. I don't know. But every day, I'll be working on it. I've been working on the gauntlet a lot recently. And I'll be like, I wonder what's going on in the,

no, do not look at that other monitor where red it is. Don't do it. Don't do it So you said yeah, I'll the brain helps you focus on it help it helped. I did have a podcast stress dream No, really I did it wasn't as marvelous as yours, but it essentially I was here I was with you know for the people and nobody said anything they all just looked at me. Let's do that. Oh no, no, no, no. I'm reducing that. I'm reducing that. I'm reducing that. I'm reducing that.

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But I still have podcast stress streams occasionally. Yeah, where it's like it'll or with minor more like it's a Wednesday night And I'm at home and I'm like I didn't record the podcast I had a lot of RTX stress streams last year. I did have a lot and there's gonna be a lot more this year I already had one this year So did I yeah, I didn'train's last year. I did have a lot more. And there's going to be a lot more this year. I already had one this year. So did I. Yeah. Yep. I didn't like it at all.

Yeah. That's key. It's already started. Yeah. Yeah. RTX 2013. There's so much work. Like, we have this checklist we use for RTX that we do for planning.

And it's essentially planned out like nine months in advance, like all these milestones you have to hit. We're already like into it. We're already like a third of the way. It's like we out like nine months in advance like all these milestones you have to hit right already like into it We're already like a third of the way it's like it's like a document like this big It's just like check check check check check going down the list. That sounds awesome. No, it's scary. It's terrible We already started into it. That's good. Are you are we two thirds to the next one? We're about six months away Yeah, it's gonna go on sale January 5th. Yep. Oh, exactly six months before the event. I'm excited. I've never been to a dip. I think people would be excited to see you there. Yeah, I'm asking about you. Are you going or are you going? No, yeah, I'm definitely good. Okay, nice.

Yeah, not to get too, I know we've kind of strayed far away from the Scouts topic. So you had a game where you carried shit in your mouth or hand. We were a level above that. We weren't exactly. I have more stories, my friend, but go ahead. Okay, so how often I'm giving the boys a bad thing. How often did you play with fire? Oh, that's right. Okay, great. So we had a game. You don't need to be in the Scouts to play with fire. We had a game. I don't remember what it was called.

It's something artillery, but it was essentially this person would take a box of matches sit across from one another in like a fold-out chair You put it in your lap you take out one match and you would balance it on top of the on top of the match with a little strike strip And you would flick it and you would flick it so it would light on fire in mid-air and then you would flick flaming matches Any other awesome. It was fun. It was fun. Sure, okay. Don't do it. I have one rule that I won the hard way. Do not ever ever do it. If you're wearing some sort of rain gear or windbreaker type thing that's made out of nylon. Yeah. Yeah. I was wearing a was wearing nylon pants because they've been raining really hard that weekend. I pants are gonna fire. So I ran around with playing pants and the roll around on the ground and put them out. Is your dick okay? My dick is great.

Thank you for asking. Thank you to be careful. If you're ever, and this is just a side effect on how much I travel, I never wear anything made of nylon when I get on a plane. Why is that? Because nylon will catch fire. And it also has a relatively low melting point where it will melt itself onto your skin. What does that have to do with the plane?

If you're ever in an accident or a crack in your face. Yeah, the fuel is kind of flammable as well. I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said, I said,

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Everyone calls them nylons or stockings or anything. Pantyhose. You're a little obliged. Yeah, maybe. Okay. So, junior of college, I had recently broken up with a pretty long-term girlfriend. And we were trying to do that thing where it's like, oh, we'll still be friends with them. Yeah, it kind of works. was it was not fit no this is

not the girl with the scout outfits she invited me to her to her 21st birthday and I was like you know trying to say sure yeah I'll go I didn't want to go it was at her new boyfriend's house I did not want to go yeah I don't like parties in the first place because because I'm just awkward you're a giant pussy yes thank you okay so I go to the party with a few friends. I have a miserable time. The whole time, you know, she's with him. They's why she invited you. She was slapping her giant girl dick all over you. I didn't I didn't realize at the time. I guess totally what that was. I just don't know. But that was not in the well. The not in the well. The not in the well. The not in the well. The not in the well. The not in the well. Okay. Her best friend made a homemade cake for us. A real beautiful cake. You know, she

was all happy. And I'm in the back, you know, drinking lots and being pretty. Pramajin about the whole thing. I finally found a time where I felt like, okay, I've been here for an appropriate amount of time, I can leave without anybody giving me shit. Okay, let's go. My friend Adam and I had to drive a bunch of our drunk friends home. Kyle was one of them, our floor manager Kyle was one of them. So, really responsible guy. The last guy that we had to get home was my old roommate, Shay. And Shay loves parties. He has a great time at parties, and it's fun to watch him parties, because typically he's the guy that says,

I don't know my limit, and he has no fucking idea what his limit is. So I tell him, hey dude, we're going to go and drive you home now. Come on in the car, he goes, okay, hold on, I have to run about through, and I got to grab something, I'll be right back. I'm like, okay, it's been a really long night. Tonight has been miserable. I had to watch. Happiness be taken for me and then shoved in my face. Whatever I get in the car. I'm really bitter. I'm really angry. Jay comes sprinting out of the house with something. Just smuggled. He looks like a hunchback. He's covering something with his jacket.

He dies in car. He goes, go, go, go, go, go, go. We take off. Dude, what's going on? He moves his cloak type, you know, his jacket. He's Batman. He stole the cake. He took her 21st birthday cake that her best friend made for her. I'm like, why did you do that? You could take. My miserable night has done a complete 180. I'm now having the greatest that I've had in a long time because my drunk 80 friend So my ex-girlfriends handmade birthday cake. So we're laughing. Adam's like don't spill in my car We're having a great time. We're driving home

Near the UT campus is a place called Ken's donuts. It's a 24 hour donut. It's a little shady. They only accept cash But it's so good. It's fantastic. It's a little shady. They only accept cash, but it's so good. It's like 50 cents for donut. We mentioned Ken's donuts and all of a sudden like passed out, Trago's, oh, I have an idea. We need to been having conversation every stop. I'm sorry, what was that shake? Well, you know, like I got this cake and they got these donuts. So we could get donuts with this cake. Shake, that is a half eaten cake. Yeah, it is. How many donuts do you think we could get with that cake? He stops and seriously stares for like a good 30 seconds. So he's like picking donuts.. Yeah, no like like he's smiling like oh I could get cake and then we ask him how you

contemplates If I were to yes, I would say approximately six dozen So we get six dozen for a half-eat and birthday cake at least He's so full and so calm that we get down. It's Adam's like all right, so we're doing the Ken's don'ts We pull in the poor old Indian guy. There's like hey, welcome to Ken's don't it's how you doing He slams down on table so Let's make this happen

We're dying He's gonna get himself arrested or something like I'm let's make what happened you know what We saw and he the guy's looking at us and we just can't Because I can't believe you guys are going along with this the whole time. Are you would you not? I had to see this there. No, I just strap a grouper on He goes listen I Have sweets you sell sweets. I think we know it's going on here. I see's serious, he's like, I seriously don't know. He slammed table.

Are you gonna buy my cake or aren't you? Give me donuts. At that point, the guy started to get annoyed and go for the phone. So we had to drag him out of there. And for the rest of the night, he was just sulking. Just, you could have been, man. Six doesn't, you don't understand.

Did you take the cake back? You took the cake, okay, good. And it stayed on his counter for weeks until it went bad. I was so mad at him. But we ruined his dream that night. But he completely made my dream. That's going to happen. Nobody got dance.

Oh, no, I mean, I bought donuts. I'm going to get a hand zone. It's not by donuts. I will say this. Mrs. Johnson's is better than Ken's donuts. Mrs. Johnson. What's Mrs. Johnson? It's on airport.

I've been to Mrs. Johnson's. That place is delicious. Mrs. Johnson's is way better and way cheaper It is I really went down into it. Oh We don't want to lunch. Are you protected over your car? Like the inside of your car like if someone's eating or drinking in your car No, I don't care. I don't like I'd be annoyed if someone spilled in my car like what are you 10 years old? Yeah, but I don't keep people from eating or drinking in my car

I can do whatever they want their adults one of my friends is really into He's really into cars, and everything in his car is immaculate, and you can never eat or drink. And one time he was driving us into, he was like designated driver, and there was like four of us in the car. And we bought a letter, Canda B. He's like, you can't drink those in my car.

It's like, come on, you can have a few steps on the way. So we eventually, it's offensive. And he's like, yeah. He's like, oh, legal. What, whatever. I'm not going to take this back. If the car falls, it's fine. That's okay. And um yeah So we convinced I mean eventually he's he says you know you spill it you're walking If you spill anything in my car kick you out and um we were driving along and all of a sudden there's a red light And we've all got beers in our hand and I'm holding the rest like I got the bubble or the no they're in cans

Okay, and I've got the like the second bunch of cans like in a six pack and So we break like oh, I'm focusing on this and I put my arm around the other bunch of cans But like you stop really forcefully and everyone's going forwards and I holding a beer and one of them like flies out of the The twat thing on the top and Do you ever play a fat? So once you're done with beer everyone puts their arm through one of the beer canholes and you pull away and whoever's left with a big beer is the twat. Different, that's the different one.

Wow, I never heard of that. We'll play a top one. We should play on the podcast next time. Yeah, anyway, this cana beer flies out of the twat and spins and lands right in the middle of the car, because I'm standing in the middle in the back seat. And it just goes and splits and goes Like in every direction Because we stopped so hard my seatbelt is locked so I'm reaching forward He turns around a shouted bit and he starts punching the steering so from like

For a bystanders point of view this car screeches or hold her red light and then went For a bystander's point of view this car screams to a whole red light and then went It's a bit of lighting down the inside of the window That is his own fault for stopping so hard Yeah, he just drives like that He drive like a mentalist, he actually calls for his asshole friends and he takes a company No, no, that's his fault Yeah, he's the one who crashed his car with me in it, it was just me and him And he was just taking corners too fast

And we lost grip going on a corner, we spun into the other side of the road. Like, if that was a car coming to the way I'd, it would have hit like me, it would have hit me. But everything was fine, we like, we slid over and hit the barrier and then bounced back onto our side. Jesus. It wasn't that fight, it's probably 60 or something,

so we're fine. Except I braced myself. 60 miles an hour? Yeah, 60 miles an hour, yeah. Now these miles. Yeah, 60 miles an hour. Oh, that's pretty fast. So I, like, we lose grip. And that that's pretty fast. So I ever like we lose grip and that moment you lose grip

You're like, but I hold on and like nothing happened inside the car except for one airbag went off in the side and just Punched the side in my head. So like he was like none of his airbags went off and I was like So I was more injured by the airbag going off than the actual impact to the car So car accidents are scary man. Yeah, yeah,. And sir, I've been a really bad car accident. Yeah. When I was 19, I was helping a friend, I was just trying to make some money over the summer. So he and I were helping one of his family friends like paint their house and all the stuff. Well, one day, he wasn't able to make it so I had to drive myself.

I got lost because I'm an idiot. And I was also driving in San Antonio. So I was forced to go to the Yeah. I finally, after being lost for 20 minutes, found why I was pretty confident I knew where I was going to go. There's also before I had glasses. That's like, yeah, because that's the deal with I was trying to read the road sign and this is why, okay, normally when you come to an overpass, there's a light in front of it and there's a light behind it. In my experience at the time, if the first light turned green, the second one was automatically time to turn green.

Like every time I'd experienced that, that was the case. So I was lost, I was frustrated, I was trying to read this roadstein, the first light turns green, I'm like, sweet, I go through the first light, I go under the overpass, I'm coming to the second light, which I'm assuming is going to be green, still trying to read the sign, it did not turn green, it was red. I ran a red light, like

the biggest thing, like the number one thing you do not do when you drive a car, I ran a red light, and I got T-bone by truck coming off the highway. Jesus Christ. I was driving my mom's minivan at the time. If I had a passenger, they'd be dead. I also hopefully wouldn't run a red light. They would have been like, uh, asshole, but uh, no, it was real. I'll give a, I'll give Lindsay a picture for the, for the link to, uh, I got nailed on the right side and it flipped the van upside down. She was getting on the roof of the car. And it did. I've scarred. I don't know if you can see it. Probably not here. Good. Gus. Can you see? I have scars. I have, I have scars. I have scars on my back. Here's what happens.

I'm getting on the roof of the car. The car's upside down. It didn't stop until it hit a traffic light pole. It was scary because I remember bits and pieces of it. I remember trying to redesign, hearing a honk, looking to my right, thinking, there's no way this is about to happen. And then being upside down and feeling the roof, getting closer to my head, because it was slowly, you know,

crushing itself. And I was just shouting, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, like, this is not happening. It stopped, and then I don't remember hanging and thinking, like, in all the movies, the cars explode. I got to get on right. So just like getting my seat belt over and over again until it finally gave and it was like that scene of saving private Ryan where everything is just

super shell shocked. Everything was like hard, mead, except that ring. Everything sounds like bang. Yeah, everything's on like bang when you get in the car accident. I was so out of it and I hit the release button on the safety belt and then I fell on I hit the horn on the car and that's what kind of snapped me out of it and I guess I climbed out the window and then I ran over to the other car I was like you okay they caught hot enough the whole thing they were fine they got the car they're truck later than caught on fire but they were out of the car they were completely 100% un-injured.

And the whole time I had my hands on my head thinking, my mom's going to kill me. And they thought I had serious head trauma, but it was because the paramex showed up and I had blood going down my head. It was actually just my hand which had been cut open, which I didn't feel just from the adrenaline. I've been pouring blood onto my head, it looked like a head injury it was really me just going shit shit shit do you have any sort of as it was about to happen did you have any thought any like brain stuff like did anything go slow

no no no no like I'm really like I was like I have any sort of brain stuff I knew a guy who who was about to go head on one another car and he said it the last minute like when he knew he was gonna hit, the color in his eyes went, like everything went really de-septery, because I guess your brain takes power to put color into stuff. Because you only see because your brain

just adds in the color, right? Your eyes take a signal of light. There was a golden book. He said, like, at that point, you just run on pure adrenaline. So everything went black and white, but he could see a little bit slower it to make like it's crazy how just numb you are on raw adrenaline because like I was moving I was picking things

out with my hands yeah my my knuckles were like exposed like it was bad and the next the next day I had to wear I'd wear like a cast thing a sling for for weeks because I couldn't move my hand it hurt so badly to move my hand it was causing so much damage. At the time, I had no idea that it was there. I had no idea. I'd be injured. It was crazy.

A friend of mine who oddly enough lives in San Antonio as well, because someone I went to high school with, had kind of a similar experience where he didn't get teabone by a car. Instead, one time, he was driving around San Antonio. And he came up to, like, he was driving a truck, like this like four doors, kind of a big pickup truck. And he came up to like he was driving a truck like this like four doors kind of big Pick up truck and he came up to railroad crossing

Oh, he said that he like got onto the railroad crossing got onto the tracks and his truck stalled Like it just turned off and he was like what the hell is going on? As on the road track I was like trying to start it trying to start it. He said the next thing he knows. There's a train like the train I hit him from the passenger side. And it like the whole truck had got crushed and up and he was like squished up again like his side of the door. It's scary. I thought it was going to be crushed death. That train kind of been going that far. Probably not.

Do you ever see that shot I did for top gear with the train? And so they crashed an empty train carriage into a people carant, like a 7-seat car. And the train, because it's got those two things, the push of things on the front. What do you call the car? Oh, something. So the train that hits the car, and in real time you just see train and cars, like, and the cars just swept away. But in slow-mo, you see train like drive all the way through the car

Like it to the point where it smashed one door against the other like it's flat and the rest of it's wrapped around But the wheels haven't moved yet on the car Yeah, like yeah, it just crushes the car itself and then pushes it It's like he was not designed to like collapse into the Design Was this we want to make sure that the family driving this to fall all of that the hood's supposed to come in or the

friend of the car the back end as well but at that point not like that that would be i'll we can link the clip we saw on youtube but that you would nobody anywhere in that car would survive man that's crazy

fun fact because of that car accident that's why we have the beard that i have today i couldn't i couldn't shave because my hand was oh really stop oh i found that I could grow beard. He also not masturbate. I could not masturbate. You could with the other hand. I'm not going to put in the time to relearn something. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no one day you turn to your right hand, you're like, look, we've had some good times together. You're like someone else.

So, this is awkward. This is awkward. It's your twin. I think it was the same thing. I can't remember. It was the same thing. I think I couldn't use this hand for wireless something. And then now it's just like, that's so uncoordinated.

Is there anything else? Calluses on your hand from masturbating so much. You're like, oh, it's talking to you. It's so bright. It's clean and pure. I'm talking about this now. You wanted to get in his muscles even in each arm. What about you, Gavin?

No, I've never done that. I'll hand. Barbarale. No, never. I've tried. It doesn't work. You don't have the same kind of like... Yeah, the same like fine motor control.

Yeah, I think the emotional connection. I'm not sure whether just having the dominant hand is just so much better than the other one, but I think my left hand has special need. I think it's like a stub. I think it's retarded. Just your left hand, yeah, you're right. It can't do anything. I don't think I've ever used my left hand.

Like it's the same as you. I don't feel like it doesn't have like the right school. Have you ever, I'm saying, you sometimes maybe you know, alone, dialed on, sometimes, sometimes you're alone when you last make a video, just sometimes. And just try it out, you know. Have you ever tried sitting on your dominant hand, making it go numb and then go in a town? No, but I've had my hands on it.

Three of us said no, one of us said no. It tried to work, didn't to work didn't work didn't work called the stranger yeah what do you work about it too quickly we're going to talk about this too much what happened like like my crispest bump did he start did your hand start hurting or something yeah I was like

well no because he was a thing he was a thing I'm sitting on my hand and I was like fuck am I doing it could be jerking off I'm wasting time I'm the other hand for facing breathes valuable time I'm going to be On the other hand, four. Facing bread is valuable time. You're going to be home soon. You could be practicing with your off hand. Why you warm up the other one.

You know, you have this way. You have to speak it out way better than that. It's efficiency. So you now only use your left hand. Yeah. So you have to do it every 10 times. Like I also have friends. You can do a party.

Then if I try. It's for the party? Did you ever use both at the same time? For like, for that? No. What the fuck? What the fuck? How's the look of the answer like, come on.

Like, like... What are you doing? I'm just getting ready to do the other. Oh my god. I think you're too modest. Okay, we have dick conversations a lot. You're too modest about the size of your dick. I'm just gonna say I'm convinced that you have a huge dick. I've heard this from several people. No, seriously, well on the street is you have an absolute coolka.

We'll leave it at that. All right, so next time we'll leave it or not. No, seriously, well on the street is you have an absolute cool cut All right, so I'm sure maybe we're not yeah, like I'm short maybe just how many were the rest of it go It's almost say It's with the rest of your what you lock and feet you make up an inches Wow, I've never hit that before that's a good thing. That's a good one. Did you just make that up? Can I get my business card to reprint it? You totally sure that's awesome. Quote for podcasts. Which number are we on? Yeah, 98. Wow.

Wow. Wow. Which makeup. What was it? What I lack in feet, I make up for you. There you go. All right. That's going to go my toe.

That's awesome. Oh, man. Maybe the best thing I've heard of her. I have so many messages from people on the site asking me how I put up with all this toilet humor. She's worse. She's the worst. And then I respond with, I'm worse than everyone's toilet. She does it constantly, right? What do you wait? Yeah. But yes, right? Constantly. I know. I got I said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said you said What you were on then when they masturbated too? Why does growing up with brothers make... Because you're used to hearing those type of conversations. Yeah, I hear the most conversations with. Like, I don't know how to communicate with girls.

I'm just like, it's pretty short. I don't know what to do. Whereas I'm with guys. I'm just like, yeah. That's your relationship. You'll get it by scratching yourself. I'm good at burps. I'm good at all the male... Allys, you're really good at burps. She is good at burps. I'm good at burps. I'm good at all the male Allie's really good at burps.

She is good at burps. She's done some impressive ones. Shout to Allie. I'll tell him to Allie at her. I don't like to talk about that a lot though. Like, hey, burping really good at burping. So like it's not something that I think is good. Pick a point? No. I should try it. I mean, can you burp on demand? I could do like, tiny little burps on demand, but not. Can you do that? OK, no but, I've heard that. I couldn't burp until 12.

I couldn't burp for like most of my life. It was like that family guy clip, or P.E.R.F. or some of this first time, or like, what the fuck was that? But like, I couldn't burp. I could never do it. Like, it would couldn't bear it. I could never do it. Like it would make fun of me. Like I could never do it. And then, like right around the time where

scooters were cool, like six months. Yeah, right. I had one. And I don't know how these two are related. Go, go, go. You're just going to go. I was like racing my friend. I hit like a bad patch on the street.

I just like flew over the front of my handlebars and like landed like on my hands and then my face and like I landed I basically landed on my chin from like flying towards. Yeah, that's what it's gone. So like I just like I basically like I flew through there and like hit myself really hard on the ground So everything's but like while I was recovering like I was like in bed like my bed Just like I can't move the saw hurts and I burped and I was like what the fuck just happened Something about the impact like shook something loose

and then I could burn. So it was the blue and white. It gave me powers, yes. On a somewhat related note, I have a younger sister. She's four years younger than me. One time I was like, I don't know, 13 maybe. And I had like this shitty bike, you know, when you're 13, you don't have a nice bike.

The problem with this bike was that the brake cable would come out from the brakes pretty frequently. So when you squeeze the brakes nothing would happen. But if that happened, I knew I'd have to grab the cable and put it back in the housing and the brakes work again. That's as a car on coming, just pump it back in. Not a big deal for me. So I had been riding my bike and I went to my house. So I put the kickstand down, it was the bike in the front yard.

When I think I got a glass of water, something came back outside and my sisters are like, haha, I'm going to take your bike. She gets on the bike and I live on the top of a hill. She takes off down the hill, I'm like, oh, well, fuck her. I knew that the people didn't work. So she's going down the hill and then it turns 90 degrees, like the street ends, it's 90 degree turn to the left.

And I'm watching her, she's going down this hill, she gets to the bottom and I see her like, like, starting like doing a long thing. And then she's like, tries to turn real fast, but she's going so fast that she has too much velocity and that she takes the turn to wide. And she hits like the neighbor at the bottom of the hill, has this like brick mailbox.

Oh my gosh. And then she just hits it and then like a dragged on, like slips around all over it. I'm like I just send there like laughing at her. I go inside. I'm like, Mom, I think Linda's really hurt. You might be calling ambulance. How about you a voice of video games? You just take care of that.

You're like, you're down at the bottom of the hill. I like almost the exact same thing happened to me. I was again, I boys got camp. The roads were only beginning for bikes. So all the people that staffed the camp. I was one of the people on staff. We got around a mountain bike. Huge hill, emptied out. It opened up into a parking lot with the front of the campsite.

It was nighttime. I didn't have a lot of my bike, so I was holding my flashlight in my right hand. And it came to the point where I had to slow down. I was reaching the front of the campsite. I tried to hit my rear tire brake, but the flashlight was in between the handle and the handlebar. And the smart thing to do would have been to drop the flashlight and then hit the brake.

But because I'm an idiot, I was like, oh, that's not working. Might as well try the left one. So going as fast as I possibly could, I slam on the front tire. I did a full front flip. The kicker was, I hit a handicap parking spot, so I was just like, it fucked up my bike so bad that from then on, the left pedal was bent inward.

So every time I went in a rotation, it would click against the body of the bike. Yeah, everybody made fun of me. They thought it was gonna be like paralyzed. How long would you have felt if people would pull the trials right there and just like hit the made fun of me. They thought it was going to be like paralyzed. I was happy to tell if people would try it right there and just like hit the front break down a full-fronted fluid like kept it away. There's no, I will never ever be that cool in my life ever.

I was like, please somebody saw that, please. My sister had to go to the hospital. Or it's like, oh, well, she did something of her collarbone. She just broke it. Oh my god. She went to the gym to like wear the slings, like six weeks. I watched my brother almost die in a bike thing.

I was playing football, well soccer for you guys, where we were kicking the soccer ball across the street and my brother was riding past and his bike and we were trying to hit him because he was probably about 8 at this time. And I think the other guy kicked the ball and went under his, like between his wheels as he was coming down this hill. So his back wheel like bumps over the ball and he just goes, flying away from the bike. The bike's like, it was like I've seen an RVB

where Metz and Landon are probably walking. And it's slow, mate. I can see him going like through the air, I'm like, and he lands on his face, but not with enough velocity to roll over. So his body is like up and he's sliding on his face like this. He's not quite good, and he's like sliding. And then he like flattens down, and the bike's still in the air,

just goes, oh, it's great, I'll take it off. Oh. It's like, do I simply throw it off fast? OK, he had the biggest scar all down his face. I can't believe he doesn't even have a scar from that. My little whole scar. My little brother and I have a really good relationship. We're four years apart, and a lot of siblings fought.

Like I guess like a lot of people I know that had brothers or sisters. That was fought all the time. But brother and I got along really well. We are four years in one day apart. In terms of like our birthday, I was able to. Your parents like to get it on at the same time. 25th, apparently.

What is your name? My name is White. July. I guess July, sure. I'm a gift, nice to look. Yeah. I guess so. Is that the anniversary?

I don't know. I'm a terrible son. Um, but it is. Um, is it going to detect him? Like, we got along really well. Like, because our birthdays are so similar, I remember, there's a home video of me, where we are about to go to the hospital for like, my brother was going to be born or something.

And my dad is filming me saying like, hey, Miles, where are we going? Going to the hospital. Yeah, brother was going to be born or something and my dad is filming me saying like hey Miles where we going. Going to the hospital. Yeah, what are we going to do? I'm going to get a brother. You excited? I don't know. Well, your brother got you a birthday present and he hands me this thing and I just look really confused and I opened it up.

It was a Dallas Cowboys like sweater because we like the Cowboys and he's like so what do you think and I started to care. I'm like I didn't know babies knew about birthdays. And on that day on like I was like this kid got me a Dallas Cowboys he's alright so we got along really well but that's a really good idea totally worked it totally worked I was like this wow right apparently it's a tiny style it went in more impressive if your mom had given birth to it and like oh my gosh thank you for that Gavin thank you like this Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston.

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Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. Oh, Boston. You know you still it's inevitable you're gonna get an argument and at our old house it was a two story house We were staying at the top of the stairs. I don't know why he decided to say this when he did But he called me something. I don't know what it was. How did and at that point I was like well Enjoy death and I just shoved him down the stairs and he fell all the way down He starts crying. I can hear my parents dropping things in the kitchen and coming. And I'm like, oh no, I'm going to get in trouble for pushing my brother down stairs.

However, I won't get in trouble if we're both injured. So I took my stuff out of the table. And then pretended to be really hard. I was like, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dad, we're both injured. And there was no quarrel whatsoever we were having great times. And then this accident happened and we're both equally in pain now.

It didn't work, you told them, but I remember it like that was something that I came up with, it was kid, I was like, if he's hurt, I get blamed and I get in trouble. If we're both hurt, we're both equally in pain and we've already been punished for what we did, I won't get in trouble. I remembered that my entire job. I have a little afraid of you now. If you weren't to do it, you would have run down to the bottom of the stairs on your own, then you're over opportunity like you were. I'm an idiot. So in child equivalent of a murder suicide, I was like, what the fuck are you doing? At my old house back in Montreal, we had these really steep stairs that went down to the basement,

and we always put like a gate there because me and my older brother were really young. I think I was maybe like just under one year old at that point. Gates are good. And my dad was watching me for the day because he was off work or something. I forget what. And he had forgotten to put the gate up. And he had fallen asleep on the couch. I'm sorry, I'm telling the story, Dad. You're a great father, I promise.

And we'll see you after the end of the story. Me in my like 11 or 10 month old state, which was like, you know, wobbling around the floor and stuff. And I happened to wander over to the staircase. And I just went, and I tip down, and started rolling down the staircase. And he woke up as I was falling. And it's like, baby girl.

What's that? They got to close the gate. Hold. He was having his own stress dream, racing kids. He's like, I forgot to put the gates. I was like, God damn it, the one time I forgot. The kid finds the gate. Yep.

Or like they're of. Yeah, m'm off on. So that's why I'm the way in today. When I was a kid, one of my aunts, who's not that much older, but she was pretty young at the time. I don't know why they let her hold me when I was a baby. And when she was like, she must have been like nine or 10. And then as soon as they let her hold me, she dropped me.

Oh, that explains why. And I fell right on my head onto the door jam. You know know at the bottom of the door it's like it's raised. Was this during soft spot thing? I don't know but I know. So probably yes. It must have been. I know that my head was fractured and I have like this like this fracture from like here like all the way back down. Oh my god. My skull and they said that they didn't take me to the doctor. They didn't know. I had two serious head injuries in my life. The first one was I was just a toddler. And my parents took me to a playground.

What is that ring? What? The same? That is ridiculous. What is that? It's my university of Texas. I paid lots of money to get a piece of paper ring. It's my graduation ring.

School at a school would give her some jewelry. Yeah, it's how we make ourselves feel better about it. Yeah, a lot of debt that we've acquired. We've acquired it, you know, at all. That's the worst. Yeah, it's how we make ourselves feel better about the lot of debt that we've acquired in general. That's the worst. That's what that is. So when I was, see, when I was a little toddler, we were at a playground. And I guess in my toddler brain, I saw some kids swinging.

And I was like, that's something I want to be a part of. And I was like, I wanted to swing. So I just waddled right over to him. And it was like, if Charlie Brown had actually hit the football and I was the football. Wow Years of pen up aggression of not How are you alive? I don't know maybe I was a brain damage My parents and then my Their my parents had like really good friends with another group of parents that were my baby sitter

most of the time, so I was best friends with their kid. Both of our families went to some dude ranch or something. And I don't remember much about it except for the horrible part, which was it was the last day and we were at a picnic table near like a river. And my best friend at the time, Philip, he and I were trying to skip rocks, which when we were kids, it was just us throwing rocks, which is equally as fun when you're a kid. Um, skip them once. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Well, we were trying to see you come with the biggest splash. And I found this big rock. And I was like, this is it. This is like the

nuke of rocks. I go, Hey, mom, watch this. I underhand it. And I threw it out this hard as I can. And and I waited and I was so happy And that rock went straight up and came straight back down and my ass was straight to the emergency Oh my god, I can only imagine what it must have been like for my mom because my brother has just been born I guess I was like four months ago. You commit suicide Yeah, she couldn't just like drop my infant brother and run to my rescue. She's holding it saying like Yeah, she couldn't just like drop my infant brother and run to my rescue. She's holding it saying like So you're saying she picked favor said there. Yeah, not you not me. Oh, I mean let hey if I have a kid and he's gonna No, I won't say that I'm gonna damn

We need a wrap up. Do we are we gonna talk about We got to talk about the adolfo arca. Blood and chrome, baby. I'm glad you remembered. How did I forget about that? Well, clearly, I'm in this chair. I need to have a spot responsibility. So yeah, after you know, Battle Star Galactic,

Blood and Chrome sponsored the last podcast. We decided to go ahead and watch it. And it was, uh, it was really entertaining to watch. So we thought we talked about it a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. I had never seen Battlelestar Galacto before. I don't watch a lot of people. That was the best thing I've ever done.

I love doing that. I love doing that. I love doing that. Do you miss Bane? No, do you miss that? No, no. I'm a watch-battle-stogging artist. So you've never seen it before?

I've never seen it before. Obviously, I'd heard a ton about it. You know, it's a huge franchise. Yeah. But I never actually take the time to watch it. I watch this. Yeah, pretty sweet, man. Dude, they know it. you know, it's a huge franchise. Yeah. By never actually taking the time to watch it. I watch this. Yeah, pretty sweet, man. Dude, they know they know it's open.

Like it's, it didn't start slow at all. There's a lot of these web series. Yeah, they start something. But like in the first episode, he's like upside down and the shit was like, if he's stilling, like, if he's stilling, it's pretty sweet, man. Yeah, that's how he started.

I had never actually seen any of the original, like, battle-star galactica series. Yeah, I either. But I, both of my brothers watched the entire series all the way through. So I had heard words like Sylon and like names like Adama and all those things. So watching it, I was like slightly familiar with the plot and who the people were. Can you full screen that? Yeah, so it was really, it was really well done, you know, it's like on the caliber of like Ford on the Don or something like that

But they really put a lot of production value into it and you can see it here. We're showing a little bit of the trailer You know, it looks like something from that you would have seen on TV like the actual web or like actual TV series They call this fantastic. Yeah. Yeah, it's I don't know what the runtime on it is maybe 90 minutes or so. Yeah, I think it's just under now Not episode right? There's eight episodes within the finale Also, it's gonna be airing on sci-fi in February have a blu-ray release For blu-ray and DVD release plenty of lensware as well. Yeah, just like Star Trek. I guess the future is full of lensware Yeah, really bright lights.

So, like, one of the things I don't understand after watching the Blood and Chrome was, why was the archer on destroyed? You know, the first Battlestar there's supposed to go round to Vuel with. Like, I know later they talk about, like, by the way, if you haven't seen the web series, you might want to stop listening.

That's the thing they flounder and they see the name and then the dude could. Yeah, and then they do the whole thing. Which was a cool thing. That was pretty cool. I know it like that. It's scary because I had my headphones on. I was like with the phone and turned out to be like that dead body.

It was cool. I was watching it today, that scene. And Adam was sitting right next to me and I was like, it's going on. I was like, nothing. I'm sorry. So, yeah, who destroyed the art art art art art? Was it destroyed by the silence or was it destroyed by?

I thought it was a slide that it was a silence. Yeah, but then they like when the end of the series they wrap back around like, oh, this is all like a plan. Yeah, like what was the original mission? Like they're supposed to go to the art, like what was she supposed to do? Yeah, they get there. They actually like broadcast on this frequency and then they get the new

coordinates to go meet up with the ghost. Yeah, it's like a one point to that get messed up in the process, you know. Yeah, but that was an interesting series. It was really cool. Yeah, it was really cool. It was like, you've watched the entire series. Yeah. The original series, so far.

I'm not the original series, but the reimagining. Yeah. And it was cool because it filled in a couple gaps that maybe I didn't know I had questions of, but it added to the stuff that I didn't do about history. The story essentially revolves around William Adama's first mission out of school. And he's, of course, played by Edward James Olmos in the later series. He's the captain of the Galactica. And they touched on, in the series, in some of the supplemental stuff,

they touched on what he was like when he was a pilot. Yeah. But this was like, this is him being a pilot. So it was really cool to actually see. I'm annoyed by it. Why? Why this web series? Okay. Because I now want to watch Battle Star the Light to get it.

I'm sure. And I don't have time to watch the high-end. I know, I know, I know. I know, I know. 4 or 5 technical. Oh yeah. How many episodes do you season? No, it's just 20.

It's still a lot of time. I'm never going to get around to it. It's on Hulu. Yeah, it's on Netflix. I probably will get it. Yeah, you can watch it on your phone, you can watch it on your computer, whatever. But yeah, I sent the season one trailer before it came out to miles after he watched Blood and Chromies. Like I want to watch it. Yeah, when I first started watching the Blood and Chrom series, I was like, okay, kind of I'm getting a generic sci-fi starfighter. I mean, the dog fight to really cool, but I was like, okay, but then when they, again, spoiler,

when they crash landed on the moon, that's when she got really, really interested. Oh, I'm Gerba. Yeah, that was so, I don't know, something about that was really neat. And the whole time I felt bad for Coker. Like the entire time I was like, everyone's just giving him shit,

and I just feel terrible for him. I guess two months of what, I just thought, I really like, what can I mean to him? I'm just like, yes, this is like, what, like my character. I'm glad that one lived I thought the stereotypical thing would have been yeah it was only two months away from a time yeah yeah with Frank so yeah they have a sense for it yeah that was no sense they're way of getting around the sensors like so instead of they can

get the what that's a what it's from the original back from the TV series oh yeah they said crack in the They say I was like yeah, cuz I was Will it and she was she was talking about the ship the girl and she's like I hope this piece of Someone drops a wrench So did you fracker

I was like On TV What you I was like, they're going to pass it on the on TV. Yeah, yeah. Well, you can swear on TV. This is going to seem very nerdy, but I've played the Battle Spark Electric aboard game. How was it? It was for someone who's never seen any of the series. It was very confusing.

I can understand that. Like a lot of terminology. I did not understand, but it was really cool. So if anyone has that out there, you should play it. Or if you find it in your store. What, what, what, what, I mean, enough about the board game. Yeah, not just about shattering it. Well, I'm really glad that things this year, like Forten of Dawn and Blood and the Chrome are, blood and Chrome.

Blood and Chrome are available like to fully watch, you know, on the internet. Yeah, you don't have to like tune the TV, you don't have to. They're both on a machine. I'm a prime, correct? Yeah. Yeah. They're both distributed, you know, via YouTube. You just watch it at work or whenever you got to. Yeah, like I was doing that here at the office, you know, I was watching the whole series and people coming to tell me,

like, sorry, I'm watching, watching Bell Star Galactic. Yeah. Let me pause this. I'm like, I'm doing research for the podcast. Yes. Yeah. It was good. Yeah. Yeah, it was good. I think that was funny. I think that the thing I thought was funny in Blood and Chrome was when they shoot the one-style on its about attack Becca. Yeah.

And they're like, what's it doing? She's like, they feel pain. Like, I want you to make a robot feel pain. It's like, I imagine like robot-steve jobs is like, we have a lot of great updates. They're the latest software update for you. You need to get Apple Maps. I'm gonna be able to feel pain now. I'm really, really, really, really, really, really, really.

That's awesome. Well, it makes sense. It makes sense, because why do humans feel pain? Well, don't see, but I'm saying from a robot perspective, they can monitor external forces and inputs without having to feel bad. They'd be like, oh, my, well, that's what pain is.

It's how you perceive, oh, I shouldn't be doing this. Right. It's gonna be like, oh my- Well that's what pain is, is how you perceive, oh, I shouldn't be doing this. Right, it's just getting like, one's in the middle of it. One's in the middle of it is negative versus neutral. Yeah, a robot should be a little monitor and be like, oh, this system is malfunctioning. But that one, I'd be like, I need to do this.

You're like, how? Yeah. I should take my hat out of this, my hat was blade. I'd do like the sound of the robot screams, like, whee. Yeah, that's the, there's no dirt there. A boy. They're not new silence, but like the sound of the robot screams like Yeah, there's a boy. They're not new silence But like the like the in between from like the first ones that they showed like Capricot to like the bousser Yeah, I really would then all the mouth stuff like that weird like clinically mouth

Oh, yeah, that was yeah, yeah, like I never I never actually watched Capricot like I watched all over the bousser galactica proper But I never got into Capricot the first time I saw Galactica for a Bachelectic of was the season two premiere. I was up visiting some friends in Chicago, and they were having a watch party for the season two premiere. They watched the last episode of season one, and then the first episode of season two, and I was like, what is this?

Who is the author? Why is this under my life? I don't know how I missed it. And I can't believe you know, the same thing with Blood and Chrome, like the whole thing came out, and I felt like I missed it. We got the I can't believe you know the same thing with blood and chrome like the whole thing came out and I felt like I missed it You know we got this sponsorship for the last podcast. I was like yeah, holy shit. You can watch this entire thing

It's already out quite you know, how did I know about that? That's something to me like I saw the trailer a long time like when when it first came out I was like this is awesome like I love that sort of feel like I'm gonna watch this and then like I just like I don't know I guess I just missed it as an Australia all that kind of stuff like I just it never caught me and I was like this just like How how is am I not watching this this is like, how is, am I not watching this? This is awesome. Yeah, so if you are about something like that, which hopefully you are, if you're listening

to this portion of the spoiler-filled discussion, I mean, you really, really should watch it. It's really cool. Yeah. And even if you don't watch it on the internet, it'll be on TV if you want to watch it. That's right. Yeah.

I don't know why you don't want to do it. I think they're also going to have a blue ray available as well I look at what you said TV like TV like Bob is like I don't have a way I don't know where you'd wait you know it's it's gonna come on TV in two months It's already on the internet you can watch it like even have like the 1080p option on YouTube Yeah, not really You think on youtube to where I feel like it doesn't re-buffer as badly as before.

Have you noticed that? Yeah, it doesn't lie Netflix, where it will expand at 480 and then wait until it has enough buffer and then be like, yeah, it's like it's almost on the fly now. Yeah, they were before like it would erase your buffer and then restart it. And now it's pretty, it's pretty quick. It's a lot better.

It's changed like in the last week or so. They're lining that out. Yeah, it's a fantastic web series. Yeah, we're happy to have the I feel like you know We have you know before we get before we accept a sponsor on the podcast like I always look into it You know I if it's a make some brain. I take it myself if it's yeah, you know trials DLC I play it and stuff like that and I feel like we've done a fairly good job of vetting everything that we endorse. I feel like definitely blood and chrome is one of those things that was like a slam dunk. Yeah, it was pretty cool, man.

Yeah, it was definitely something we'd already talked about. Blast like galactica was already something we had talked about extensively when it was on the air. That's good. Back in the old days of the podcast. Is there a battle star galactica wrap? I feel like there is. Battle star galactica.

There's a wistly willist star. The battle star galactica. That's the one. That's something. Oh, There's that wistly willistop. The bad little star galactica. That's the one. That's something. That sounds very different to all his other songs. Oh, the best. Anyway, so yeah, let's wrap up for real. I'm glad you reminded me. We definitely definitely wanted to talk about that. That's why I brought carry on. The old series left first. That's couch park. What's your full name? Your actual name. It's the first time I've seen the old series. That's the couch park. What's your full name? We mean your actual name. It's not carried.

Cueing. Yeah. Something is a cool name. That's every time I tell you that. But it's not spelled like with a K. It's spelled with a Q, right? What? Isn't that like QU or something?

No, he absolutely. It was a K. Thank you everyone. What we're done for, man. His first name was Queryon. Thanks for watching, everybody. We're on the with Quarion. Thanks for watching everybody. We're on the gay robot. Thanks for listening. Bye.

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