Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #199

Episode Date: January 2, 2013

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

Twisted metal, streaming now now only on peacock Welcome to podcast number one ninety nine the podcast and which Gus tries to piss care off as much as possible Yeah, what happened oh, I just keep fucking with her set stuff. She she put a lot of stuff out for us. Yeah, she gave me an unopened bottle of champagne to open on the podcast and you. I don't want to, I don't want to get a hefty get a laptop. It's incredibly dangerous. All right, you know, what's more nerve wrecking? Trying to pop a bottle of champagne or trying to open a canister of those biscuits? Champagne. No, you ever done that when you peel the label back and you're waiting for the biscuit thing to go yeah to pop that

Pull thing it does I think it's more All right here we go the room where you're opening it. All right. Let me see you're a hot I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. I don't want to hit him. You don't like it is not knuckles. You don't want to hit him? Oh god Just over I was convinced it was gonna hit my knuckles Not him in the best happy new year happy new year everybody Happy new year. So this is podcast one ninety nine it would have been if we had started the mistake Oh, if we had started the podcast just a week earlier the first podcast twenty thirteen would be two hundred This podcast you this is one ninety nine

January 1st today is January 1st So this is but this is what's the January 1st today is January 1st 2013 so that's the last thing people want to see on January 1st is more champagne I thought the way I think about it is if they're hung over by the time this podcast is coming out at 7.30 p.m They did something really wrong or really right. Yeah Either way, they're being punished. Yeah, either way enjoy Somebody about New Year's always makes you get more drunk than normal like the last time I got blackout drunk was New Year's two years Like is that the story where you passed out and people poor cheetos on you? No, that was a few years before that. That was when yeah, I'm bringing out of an achievement hundred glass

This is Jack's champagne. You did a shot out of a frozen shot glass and slanted on the ground. Yeah, that's known I'm doing it so I am well, I guess I had a New Year's party this year and Fordler we pre-recorded the costume before January 1st. And so, no, so my sister a couple years ago gave me this tray. Are you just loading that thing up? Yeah, here's champagne. She gave me a tray of, um, it's, where you do it,

you fill it with water, and then it's got little plugs that you put inside of it. It makes ice shot glasses. It's the coolest thing ever. And then, it's, I don't, that's, that's, that's the realest picture. What did Jack ever describe anything and not ended it with, it was the coolest thing ever. I'm a very positive guy.

I shot glasses are the top of the list. Absolutely. The absolute coolest thing ever. Can I wear a key to the bikini video? Not the coolest thing ever. I shot glasses. Coolest thing ever. Anyway.

Whoa! What the fuck did you give me, Carol? That's like, how is L? That's good. Shit out of me. Anyway, so Oh What the fuck did you give me? L that's good shit out of me. That's really loud wow Cheers Barbara happy new year Happy new year everybody I can be a little dribble of it I think you're already drinking

Oh, okay So before the pocket started They decided to pop off one of those little poppers that Gustas had. And then I walked in and Gus informed me that they didn't clean it up. That Joe the cat just came through and ate every single bit of confetti to keep on. We were getting the broom to start sweeping it up. And as we were getting it, I turned around and he was here like hunched over eating it. So I ran over to try to stop him. But he started running away from me running around in circles.

He jumped up on his box in the other room, saw that I was still chasing after him. And then like, like a little kid doing something bad, he very quickly started eating. I'll look at him. The other time I got to him, you just like, I need to do about it. You know, nice. He didn't get to hate me. Yeah. Yeah. But so, he has not thrown up.

Anyway, I shot glasses is you make ice, you make an ice shot glass. And then when you take a shot, when you're done, you You can throw it on the ground because it's just water, you know But you got I love your grand. Yeah, yeah, outside. Yeah, we were outside when we did it So or I don't know I may have been was I inside when we did it? I don't remember I don't remember much of that my favorite tweet I've ever done in my life was that that New Year's from two years ago It's just gibberish and then it's a link to a photo of my back porch. Oh nothing on it like nothing in particular I have no idea what I was trying to do. But your favorite tweet ever is not your Lacey Shabair exchange.

That was a whole fun. Kimberly, you still haven't even talked about that in the podcast. So what? You had a Twitter conversation with Lacey Shabair. Well, if her conversation is her saying hi to me, then yes, I had a Twitter conversation with her. Like, yeah. No, it was a thing where I was on Twitter.

Like he tweeted something pathetic. Like, I wonder what it would conversation with her. Like, yes. No, it was a thing where I was on Twitter. He tweeted something pathetic. Like, I wonder what it would take to get Lacey Shabair to say hi to me. And I would follow me. To follow me. And I replied to him, I was like, go home, Jack, you're drunk. And she replied with hi. And I was like, that was funny because what had happened.

Like, it popped up in my feed and I was like, what's pathetic? It was kind of, it was like, I couldn't tell if it was real or not, because I thought maybe someone made a fake account was like, no, it was pathetic. It was kind of, it was like, I couldn't tell if it was real or not, because I thought maybe someone made a fake account and like endoped it and tried to like mess it up. And so I had retweeted and like, favorited that message and then I was like, oh God, this is fake.

And so I undid it all. She's so good. Yeah, this is good. And then I realized like, since she has a very nice smell, some of the stuff doesn't show up. Burnt gunpowder and gas cleaner like my two love smells. That's America. Try and Jack, I completely bailed on your show up. But, Burnt Gunpowder and Gasoline are like my two love smells. That's America.

Try and Jack, I've completely bailed on your story anyway. But it was the coolest thing ever. It was the coolest thing ever. We were looking up something on Twitter the other day. Who was it that wanted to know it? I think it might have been Brandon. Look at me on something. It was curious if...

He was curious if Keela had a Twitter account. Oh, it's curious. And we had a bet as to how many followers Keela would have. I guess he was the most popular person on my space. I guess 250, I think $2,000, $250,000. I would guess 1 million. I would guess like 750. It's all irrelevant because she has about 10,000 because she's apparently deleted her Twitter account about five different times in a fit of race. She did the Chris Brown thing. She gets angry and the leads it. I don't think she did the Chris Brown thing That's how you totally different levels. She just deleted their Twitter. You know driving on the road punch some chicken Yeah, I have to wonder Everyone who has a Twitter who's like not considered famous in any way shape or form Why do they bother having a Twitter like oh two people follow me and people follow me?

I'm waiting to communicate with your friends. Yeah, but like what if you're You fucking supermodel Oh, yeah, I don't understand why the Oh, I mean, you don't have I just don't get you all the normal people I'm I love to know You and your hat your shampoo

You can go to eat I don't know what I'm not to It was I must go to eat Do what? I'm not too Invest in pork belly, is that what you say? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That was pretty do she that was really do she but the dishes things I've ever said but it is kind of crazy to it's like it's when you go back and you look at your Stats on the roostert.com social media site how many posts do you have or how many journals do you have? Not very much actually there's some people who have like thousands and thousands but there's other people who have 10 20 didn't we haven't we looked this up before like going back to Twitter that like 50% of Twitter accounts never make a tweet or like 90% of them have like less than 10 followers? Yeah, it's something I think it's like 90% have less than 100 followers.

You know, Jason Sudakus has a Twitter account, a verified Twitter account. He's got like 30 or 40,000 followers hasn't made a single tweet. And he's had it for like two years. So the rate in which some people tweet as Twitter goes on in time Really people start to outpace each other like I think that I tweet a lot because I reply to people all the time Like I think maybe one tweet a day and I reply to people who send me messages on there You don't read a lot to be honest no, but then I look at other people have like 30,000 tweets Well, see this my this is my thing I like like I have sort of a general ratio in my head Where it's a amount of tweets,

like as compared to amount of followers. And if you have more tweets than you have followers, then you have kind of an imbalance. But you have a good time. That's an arbitrary number. Well, but 95% of accounts have less than 100 followers. Okay. So it's like,

but now no content. But if you have less than 100 followers and 10,000 tweets, it's like, okay, calm it down. Calm it down. Calm it down. So. Well, one of these came up recently is I was playing, wait, we're fast. Okay, so what were you talking about when you were playing? Yeah.

When you started talking about this conversation with Brandon, why did he scream no, like he was so scared? Yeah. I don't think Brandon likes being mentioned, which I don't, if I was Brandon, I wouldn't want people to talk about me either. Okay, I thought you were just gonna be an awful story when he said he'd be really serious.

Does he like to be with Keela? No, well, he wouldn't look to him. He looked rough, he was curious about to you. Oh, I think I know why he didn't want us to talk about story. That is gonna be really serious. Does he like the Lutkila? No, well he wanna look, he looked her up, he was curious about T.O. Oh, I think I know why he didn't want us to talk about this. Oh, why is that, bro? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh tell the story. You know so much. I'm sorry, Brandon. Brandon saw a girl who was following him, and he tweeted at her saying, oh, this must be a bot. Ha ha, because it's a pretty girl. And she tweeted back to him, I'm not a bot

and posted all these pictures of herself. Oh no. The more pictures she posted, the younger she appeared to be. To the point where then he came and was wondering, I should not long longer tweet this person correct yeah and we determined like the way we determined is we went through her follow who she follows list and I said now if in her first 30 follows Justin Bieber appears she's she followed in her first like 20 follows she followed three different Justin Bieber accounts and Selena

Gomez was one direction in there? No, I'm sure that one direction was not my barometer for that. It was just Justin Bieber. No, but she had a lot of Justin Bieber. A lot. Followings. Like different fan accounts and different like. Can I get another of the beads? I've never seen someone follow that many different accounts. So this is brand new. This is brand this future wife. It's his main squeeze. Okay, just for reference later and edit. You're playing something. Well, I was playing like we're talking about the amount that people tweet. Yeah, I was playing Lego Star Wars or Lego games in

general tend to be the games that once I play them for a minute, I'm just I'm sucked in and I like have to complete them. I don't know. It's like the one kind of game I'm still to this day have to complete because I like it because we play in my kids account and I like the idea that later He can go back and look and remember all the fucking hours that all the fucking hours All the hours are playing Christmas All the hours that we play I go to the time and I'll have all these completed games of Lego together. So, but the complete Lego games is play through the game, play through the game again, play through the game again, and then like play individual parts of the game to complete everything. You ever done that before?

I think one of them I did. I never completed one, but. I know Michael does it too. It's kind of horrific. You have to find all these different things like these red bricks, gold bricks, all that stuff. And so I went to look up a fact on game facts. It's one reason I go to game facts is to look up Lego games.

And so if I look up the Lego Lord of the Rings fact, it has a ton of information done by one guy. I made a mistake. I was going to look up a word. And I looked up the word, instead of looking up an entire word, I just typed in the letter T and then hit hit enter. Okay. And on the browser that I was using, it highlighted all instances of the letter T in a word. And there was something like 28,000 T's.

And I thought about that first and I thought, this guy typed that much. I mean, it's like 28,000 words at least that contain the letter T in it in this document. It's not two T's. Oh, sure. But still, just the size of the document is ridiculous. And it's just some dude just doing it at home.

It's on GameFacts. It's not his job or anything. Yeah, I wonder how popular GameFacts is now. GameFacts is one of the inspirations for achievement, I'll be honest. It's part of GameSpot. Now, it's like this? Yeah, it's integrated, like in the GameSpot.

I think if you read or view or look up information about a game you can then look at the game facts information as well There we got it up on the web up on the the stream. We're watching at home. Yeah, so click on the Click on the fact tab And then there's a ps that's everything too is like that whatever the highest size file barriers That's what I always do also yeah, yeah the general fact There's also kind of symbol there, but that's the document. That's like some dude just typing that in. Yeah. I mean, I don't want to be sexist. I say some dude. It could be a girl, but it's not. So pretty young lady sitting at home trying to get the Lord of the Rings Lego fact. She's

she's showing like 10 different Lord of the Rings Twitter accounts. It's just 10,000 tweets and four followers. Did you, Barbara Hadeson? You weren't here when we did the podcast awards a couple of weeks ago, but did you? I was here for the nominations. I was not here for the awards. Have you played any of the Walking Dead game, which we voted game of the year? Oh, yeah, I played Do The Entire Thing. Yeah, I think I played it right, right, right. Right, right. Are you teared up? No, that was right.

Well, but you did too, It was it was an emotional game Here's what I'm gonna say it was like it was first. I was written by a writer that I really like some of it was by Gary Widow Okay, he's a guy Who's big in the video game industry, but he also wrote book of Eli which I've talked about Movie I loved and he's wrote this new Will Smith movie that's come out called after earth I'm a big fan of his and he wrote some of the segments of a walking dead I'm maybe all of it, but I want to say definitely from three through five he wrote cool

But uh, yeah Ray played it and I played it and we both have kind of had this thing We were sharing on Twitter just images of some of the characters and that's just enough to kind of set you off after a while Nice. Yeah, I will say this. It's like did you see? We didn't talk much about the master, the movie by Paul Thomas Anderson that came out this year. So that's like a three hour barb, you and I went and saw. It's like a three hour movie

that basically features two people the entire time. Pretty much. It focuses on these two characters. Kind of like there will be blood. And it's just like, by the time you get to the end of that movie, you're just, by default, that you're still sitting in that seat, you are invested in these characters. And like the conclusion with those characters enough to like emotionally, emotionally, like just kind of drive you over the edge, there's

so much weight. And the same thing with walking dead. By the time you finish all five episodes, you're probably like 30 hours into just like watching a story because there's not much interaction, there's some, but there's just but there's a mechanic in the game where they kind of track your choices over time, and that's just enough to get you totally invested in your choices and then keep you further invested in the story, and it just happens to be a great story. It's really cool, and I think you can look

on their website and view those metrics as well. I think it's like the Walking Dead stats.com or something like that. You can see all of the different choice appeal that made globally. Yeah, and there's a really cool thing that at the end of episode five, it tells you a summary of all the characters in what you did, like for your storyline, like what happened to this person, what happened to that person?

And a couple people have taken photos of their screens, like iPhone photos, and then posted those two screens. The characters go across two different screens. And just reading the storylines of other people's characters, I'm like, what the fuck, what they were, and they did what? You know, and if you're a fan of Walking Dead, either the graphic novel, or the television series on AMC, then you know that they love killing off main characters.

I mean, they will like, this is the lead character, nothing can happen to them, and then bam, they're dead in a minute. Is this the trailer for the game? Yeah, that's actually the first episode. Yeah, yeah, the first episode It was free on Xbox live for a day, I think it was on Christmas day Was free and they had a sale on the 28th where all of them were half-price Yeah, these two characters Lee they're on the left and that little girl Clementine It's just like the relationship between those two is just really is who you play as you play as Lee Yeah, is it a big issue if you haven't seen any of walking dead not at all

It's set in the universe, but the story's not related. There is one character in episode one who crosses over to the TV show You you meet Glenn right and he's only an episode one But then he leaves to go find his friends and he leaves to go to the TV show presumably and but that's the only cry They never mentioned there's no crossover other than that as far as I remember. Let's go. Also, there is a character in the game who's big in the graphic novels. And apparently she has now appeared in this television series as well. Oh, really?

There are the point. There's a specific place in the graphic novel, like a location. That's where they are on the series now too. It's like the enemy place if you watch the series. And there's a character in the graphic novel, like a location. That's where they are on the series now too. It's like the enemy place, if you watch the series. And there's a character in the graphic novel that lives in that place, and she's in the game. And I didn't know that. Ray pointed out to me, and I had to go look it up.

And yeah, she looks totally different. Like, they don't bother making them look similar in any way. What's funny is, you know, the TV show's been on the air for several seasons now. But playing through the game has made me want to go back and read the graphic novels. Like, I never got that itch watching the TV show, but I feel like I got so much more invested in the character since you're driving choices

and affecting the outcomes of people's lives. I want to find out more about the universe. Can I make a recommendation? Sure. I would watch the television series to completion whenever that takes place and then go back and read the graphic novels. Because it'll probably still be ongoing at that point. And a big thing with this universe between the game, the graphic novels, and the series, is that consistency doesn't seem to matter. They have thrown that out completely. The series is very much an adaptation of the graphic novel. Like some characters that lived in the series died,

or in the graphic novels died very early in the television series. And some characters that were integral to the graphic novels don't even appear in the series. Well, they have no consistency with their showrunners either, right? Oh, yeah. They just lost no one, too, right? Yeah, they're gonna have a new one for next season. Yeah, so how far into the series do you need to watch before you really get hooked into the show?

How long did it take for you to get hooked in? I watched like four episodes, and it just lost. It was really slow, right? Yeah, well, I got to the point, well, I've talked about this before, but the thing that pissed me off was like, the characters are so stereotypical to me at least. Like, there was the guy like beating his wife and stuff.

And it's like, if there's a zombie apocalypse, you're not going to worry about shit like that anymore. At least to me, and that's what I would think. And so I was like, that turned me off so much for the show. What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, not gonna worry about beating your wife anymore No, no, you have bigger problems. You have bigger issues like there's so much like like what do you think it is? Like it's a do list like

No, it's about survival at that point I mean like what the stress of that's the thing. It's like humans flawed humans in this horribly Stressful environment and what happens? I mean, I think it would cause It's like you're talking at the wound. Yeah, but I used to think like you okay where I would think if there was an apocalypse people would pull together Try to make humanity survive like in the day and then I played daisy Yeah, and I realized if a apocalypse hits the shit just hits the fan. Yeah, like playing daisy really change my perspective Like that's just a game. That's not even you know anything like real like but it was it very quickly turns into a cutthroat

Killer be killed there. There's parts of world- War Z that deal with that kind of stuff too. Like the celebrities, that whole bit, and like the celebrity bunker, which is awesome, which is like a ruin in the movie, I'm sure, but anyway, that's a whole lot of stories. Jesus. Dude, I'm still pissed off about that whole movie. But not like the whole thing with like racism,

or dealing with that, it's like, I don't get that. Like it's just like, Well, when there's scarce resources, you allocate them, like you're, I mean, I don't get that like it's just like well when there's scarce resources you allocate them like you're I mean I could see racism coming back you're gonna if you're gonna allocate those scarce resources to the people you prefer or you think are better. Well don't forget too it's also dealing world wars is a global thing yeah and so when it talks about the racism it talks about a different parts of the world like India or class structures well actually I'm back to walking dead but I mean it also comes up in all the words, eh? Yeah.

But, yeah. What's just people carry with them, you know, what they have? And it's like, you know, when apocalypse goes down, you don't also don't know who's going to survive. Yeah. You don't interface with most of the world. People in the world. I would probably die pretty quick in an apocalypse,

because I would be so trusting. They're like, OK, guys, let's work together. And then I'm naked on the side of the road and dead. Not me. Yeah, I played so much daisy. I'd be like trusting me like okay guys just work together than a they didn't I'm naked on the side of the road and dead Yeah, I played so much daisy. I'd be like in the fucking bushes Just peeking around you'd be like trying to see someone's bike Yeah, I'm riding the bike getting other people killed actually what you do on a gun, too I need you to buy a gun Racism we just saw a Django. Oh my god. Django and chain

You haven't seen it right no,? No, I haven't, dude. It's fantastic. I can't believe it didn't show that a B-Nath. Like, that would have been a perfect button on the movie. You would have thought so. But yeah, a jango and chain, it's by far of my favorite Quentin Tarantino movie now. So you said an interesting thing to me about it the other day

when you were describing it. You said you thought it was the most straightforward Quentin Tarantino movie in a long time. Yes. You didn't think, like, in Glory's Bastards was pretty straightforward? Even in Glory's Bastards, they do jump around. And there's kind of multiple threads going on.

There's like the girl and the guy at the theater. And then sort of the crew, you know, the Basterds themselves. And kind of like, there's different things kind of scattered throughout the movie. And this one was very much of just a straightforward narrative. And does it have those incredibly long scenes? Not as much.

Like, the Basterds had. There's a couple. There's one in particular. I'll just say the bag head scene. That's all I'm going to say. It's kind of like, they could have pulled it right from the movie and you want to miss it at all. But that little scene, it's like, oh, that's,

that makes it a Tarantino movie. Tarantino loves those long, super long drawn out scenes. There's the scene at the beginning of Inglory Spasters in the farmhouse, which is amazing. Oh, that's great. It's a really amazing thing. There's the scene in the bar. Like the piece of the bar. Theasters in the farmhouse. Which is amazing. God, that's great. It's a really amazing thing. There's the scene in the bar. Like the piece in the bar.

The bar one is what I was thinking of. It's in the middle of the movie, and it's so ridiculously. I would equate the bag head scenes that bar scene. Where it's going. Maybe it wasn't as long, but it's kind of, it seems like it kind of comes out of left feels like, oh wow, but then it's like, okay, then kind of keep going. I was talking to a friend about in Gloria's Masters versus Django.

And they're saying that they like them both equally, but they like Django more because they had to do less reading. Yeah, we get the trailer for Django, whoever's watching the stream. That actor's great. I don't know the name of the actor. But he was the guy who carried in Gloria's Masters, in my opinion, there's no more.

I'm kind of me a word for that. For Gloria's Masters, man. I was pretty accurate. I will recommend if you have an Alamo Drafthouse around you see Django unchained at the Alamo draft house because they prep you for the movie like most people And no, but there's actually really well that no there's a movie called Django There was an oh a movie that like an Italian Western called Django and a lot of a lot of the Django and chain is lifted from you know the original or not lifted, but I mean has elements of that kind of stuff. It's a remake

It's not not really, but um, but the guy who was the original Django actually makes I mean has elements of that kind of stuff. It's a remake. It's not really but the guy who was the original Django actually makes an appearance in Django and chain. It's one thing that if you didn't see the trailer for it you would have no idea. How is this not a remake? There's a movie called Django. No that was unchained. No no no the original guy he's a white guy.

It's a spiritual sequel. You know killing people. This was a you know a former slave who is getting revenge and trying to give his White back. Yeah, so I will say I haven't seen the original Django, but the theme song of Django and Chain is the theme song from the original Django. Yeah, okay, you're not making a change at all. At all. Okay, no, no, no, no, if you go find go find Django and then you know tell me it's the same thing. Tell me it's a remake of Django and Chain. I like how Adam and you are despite the fact you haven't seen the movie either. Okay. Yeah, we like. Tell me it's the same thing tell me it's a remake of Django and or Adam you are despite the fact you haven't seen the movie either Okay

Everything about Django could very well be the exact same movie minus the Racism the racism and the horrible horrible race major plot points the movie Do you want to? Look at a buy-in deep mom good Well, you've been shot. How did you come up with that? How did that be? Because every time we meet up, one time we've got it. Suddenly, that's the thing. We're like pushing them, we're like roving them, moving them.

That's the thing. If there was a zombie apocalypse, you would still get pissed off about the IMDB joke. Probably. IMDB would be long dead. The servers would all be powered down. Just pray. We'll get any weapons around you guys.

So if someone's been talking about movies, you should be like, you shut the fuck up. You just gotta shut the fuck up. I've got a sh- You back the fuck up. You just got to shut the fuck up. I've got a shed. You back the fuck up. We'd be like, well, we should look about Achilles zombies on I.M.D. But look, I want to also answer your questions.

You said, what would it take to get hooked on Walking Dead? Yes, I was, I think, four episodes in. I made it to the episode where they go back to the roof to try to find the guy. Okay. And they don't find him. And you're not hooked by that point? No. The episode one was a little slow, but by two, I felt like... I thought episode one was great.

The end of it, like the pilot episode, like the end of it where he's in the tank or whatever, or like, wow, that's... That's like directly from the graphic. Okay, that was pretty damn cool. Pretty direct interpretation. And then, but from that point on, I don't know, it just, it never hooked me.

Like, I feel like for me, the beginning of episode one was kind of slow, like the main character and his partner in the car, like talking about the fight you had with his wife like that kind of dragged on yeah I will say this is that if the first season didn't hook you for walking dead then you probably won't get hooked because the real roadblock is the first half of season two yeah it is probably the slowest like six to eight episodes of television I've ever seen on anything ever.

Is that what you took me to see that one time at the LMO? I could have been in there. So it's a winter at a farmhouse. They were at a farmhouse. There was a there after Daribont got like a Frank Daribont who made Shawshank Redemption and the mist and all that. After he was like, oh, is the show runner for walking dead after season one didn't come back. I guess there's a philosophy was that they had enough of an audience and they had spent enough money per episode to gather that audience

that they were just gonna like really reduce the cost of the show. So they spent like six or seven episodes on one farm dealing with one issue. I mean, think about that. That's like eight hours. That's like half a season of a bottle of season. I don't know, a bottle of episode.

It's like an episode lost of a bottle season. I don't know, a bottle episode. It's like an episode of Lost or a season of Lost. But I will say this, after those episodes, it pays off in a huge way and it's great. I need to get back into it. I mean, also the fact that, so Chandler, Chandler Riggs, who's the kid on the show, apparently he's becoming a badass now. And it's like, he's a nice dude. He's a spoiler.

Well, I don't know. I haven't watched the show I can't spoil it because I've seen it yeah but I heard he becomes a badass and I really liked him he was pretty cool dude and he'll go Carl on the show yeah I want to enjoy a lot I made the video together with him did I minecraft video with him yeah yeah he's got his own he's got his own he's got his own YouTube channel actually I forget the name of it but yeah cool dude well he's got his basically two sets of characters just people rising to the occasion and you know and taking on the responsibility of it, but yeah, cool dude. Walking Dead is basically two sets of characters. People rising to the occasion and taking on their responsibility of surviving the apocalypse and then people who die. I mean, it's pretty much in two categories.

It's all you have. Definitely true in the game as well. Yeah. It must carry across all of their themes. It's their theme, yeah. I want to prepare people to because everyone talks about the walking dead. It has definitely the potential now to be one of the most

overhyped games ever when people go to play it. And I think right now, it's free on Xbox Live. No, no, it's not. It's, you know, we're pre-recording, obviously. But on December 28th, all of the episodes were 50% off. Oh, and then was the episode one free? On December 25th, there was free.

Oh, really? Okay. So, they really want people to play it. So I think a lot of people are going to pick it up and try to play. It's also on a lot of different platforms. It's Xbox, PlayStation, okay, so they really want people to play it So I think a lot of people are gonna pick it up and try to play it. It's also on a lot of different platforms It's Xbox PlayStation PC Mac. Yeah, and I think there's tablet out of it as well. Yeah, I think there's an iPhone adaptation up. Yeah, yeah, but The the people who go to play I think they might be surprised that it's called a game, but it's really kind of an interactive fiction

Yeah, it sounds more like a movie that you're watching. You're just in my way. Yeah, Esther just like is riveted to the TV like she's she's wants to know what's happening the entire time. I mean literally there's a part of that game where you shoot about five zombies and it's like the most amazing thing you're like oh my god I'm actually shooting stuff and pulling the trigger it's amazing. I have to go through that sequence I think about five times before. Finally did it as well.

Yeah. It was it's it's yeah It's not a traditional game. You're nervous as shit. Dude, that's cool. I mean, I like that, though. I like that a game like that is getting a lot of attention. We're starting to see different storytelling aspects going to video games.

Like Journey. Journey was a game where I was like, wow, this is completely different. You mean, it's like flow, or sort of different takes on what is a video game. I like that we're seeing that. I cannot wait for Grand Theft Auto 5 like I mean I like the people are doing different things, but let's talk about GTA We're talking about storytelling and games. I mean rock star. I mean rock star I to me does the best storytelling of video games like red dead redemption

I mean that story and red dead redemption red dead is good incredible I I mean, that story in Red Dead Redemption. Red Dead's good. Incredible. I guess I'm like, you and Walking Dead with those things. I Red Dead was so boring to me. Really? I played for probably like five or six hours and I just couldn't get into it. Same thing with GTA IV, I think I played like five or six hours into that and I was like, I can't control.

Well, I mean, like you were saying, like getting invested in characters, like John Marsden and Red Dead Redemption, like, by the end of that game, you're so invested with them. That like, even the simplest thing is like, wow, this is really cool. And it's like, the first time ever, I was like, oh, like the end of that game, you're so invested with them that like even the simplest thing is like, wow, this is really cool. And it's like the first time ever was like, Oh, like the end of the game is like, you know, you you like actually steal something for the character. Yeah, but I gotta say there's like when characters are too over the top, I just I don't I can't buy

in. I like it. Like who's the guy, the steroid guy in a. Oh, Brucey. Brucey. And then like this character is a lot of people really like in Borderlands 2 So intimidating. Yeah, Brucey. You know, he sees like And in space he's pretty much what he's like. Yeah, he's crazy like yeah, dude. He's like a I don't know He's like just like a kind of like a bro, but like I don't know. I don't know what it's care. It's supposed to be and in Borderlands 2 Everyone likes tiny tiny Tina a lot. I hate tiny. Oh, do you really? Yeah, she drives me nuts. She drives me nuts Yeah, like that whole like do me a flavor Like shut the fuck up like I can't stand that career. I intentionally skipped everything I could hurt

I think I did her one's main story mission and then I was like no never going back to her again like that drives me crazy That whole like style of talking and like you know, I'm so hip. I'm like shut up shut up I No, no, it's like trying to tell something. No hate you. Flat. Shack. Wow. No, no, no. It's like trying to tell something. No, it's just like driving a steak in my side. It just drives me nuts.

I think Borland 2 does an excellent job of if you haven't played for a while and you pick the game back up, it kind of refreshes you a little bit. Yeah. Like when you first get on, it like plays you the audio for the quest that you're on, telling you what you're supposed to do. And I like that because a lot of games it's like I might take a two week, three week break and then go back to it. Skyrim's a really good example. And I'm like, what lot of games like I might take a two week three week break and then go back to it Skyrims a really good example and I'm like what the fuck is this? Yeah, you know what I mean?

I'm learning to controls, but I'm like what is a storm club? Well, that I'm not a wiki like okay, well that happens to us like I mean like we play so many different games It's a cheap hunter that if I did try to if I tried to jump back into something like hit man right now I'd have no idea what the hell was doing. I'd forget all I'd be like my mind will start a brand new game I picked up Saints Row III again the other day like I hadn't played it in probably a year since I beat it You know and I try to jump into my character where I was and just try to remember the controls It took me probably about half an hour. Yeah, really get back into it What is the perfect length of a campaign do you think like if you sat down and played through it hour was? Yeah, hour

Well, I would say 20 hours I'd go shorter than that. I would go shorter like two, eight or nine maybe. Yeah, I go look probably solid 10. Okay. And that's enough. Like if you want a marathon on a day, you could. Well, I guess it depends on what kind of game if you're talking about something like Dead Space where it's like just a single player game pretty much is like, no, we're campaign. No, no, no, no, he's point. You wouldn't want to buy a game that's just an eight hour campaign. Yeah. And then you're then this like call of duty, I would expect to have like eight to ten hour campaign, but something like dead space, I would expect to have like 20, 25 hours. Yeah. Like because that's basically, you know, the multiplayer doesn't help.

And that's just core gameplay. I mean, that could be also like bonus missions. You don't have to do red deads. A good example. Red dead, you could have an eight hour campaign and then just a boat load of sidecoins. Like I did everything in red dead. I hunted every damn animal took me forever to find beavers. Yeah.

It's a metaphor. What would you say? That's what I've been kind of going through with Far Cry 3 lately. Nice. I think I just wrapped up everything I'm going to do in Far Cry 3. I don't know if I'm going to end.

I think I'm done with it. OK, aside from Master Chief, who would you say would be your favorite video game character all the time? I mean, Cortana. I actually Cortana better than Master Chief. I see your point. So let me think. I mean Cortana, I actually Cortana better than Matthew. I see your point. I mean, we're very biased towards anything. So I like the Nathan Drake from Uncharted.

Really? Yeah, he's a good relationship with that partner and his Sully, right? Is that same? Yeah. I like Commander Shepard. Shepard, yeah, Shepard's a good character. Especially because you drive a lot of those choices. You mold that character how you want it to be hard

Not to like him. That's cool. I still got I gotta say Ezio from Assassin's Creed to brotherhood and revelry I love that Gladys is no no doubt really favorite character of all time. Okay, Gladys and Portal 2 is awesome. Yeah, Gladys and the potato That's sarcastic. Can I you know angry Gladys is pretty awesome. Yeah, you know, angry gladis is pretty awesome. You know, she popped up in Pacific Rim. Did we talk about that at all? I forget about it. I don't think we talked about it.

I don't think we talked about it. I kind of liked, she was in the Pacific Rim trailer. Yeah. And I should dig right here for just one second. I follow Jen Taylor, the voice actress for Cortana on Twitter, and she's in a play with the voice actress of Glados. Oh, I'm gonna play together in Seattle. Oh my god That's cool video game nerds everywhere. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, no, but the Pacific Rim trailer like this voice pops up at one point Where it's like a you know, or this robot voice talking and I was like that sounds a lot like Gladis and then turns out

Actually was the woman who did the voice of Gladis and it has the same sort of synthesized sound to it And I guess Guillermo Lattoro like he he liked her voice from a portal and he was like, all right, I want to hire you. And so I was secretly hoping off like portal movie portal movie portal movie. I finally met Gentella for the first time at the Charles play charity dinner back in December. Yeah. She's really cool. Yeah, it's really really awesome. And even more beautiful and person than she is in the video. She got a they were auction auctioning off a, um, her to do a voicemail for someone. And along with the tour of 343. And she got up on stage and did the Cortana voice as part of the pitch to help sell the,

how far off our office, her normal voice from Cortana is very close. It's pretty. She's more like Halsey. Oh, yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Okay. I mean, when she talks, which is subtle difference, but a little higher pitch for Cortana. Mm hmm. That's like, uh, like Mike judge, like Mike judge mean when she talks which is a subtle difference, but a little higher pitch for Anttana

That's like like Mike judge like Mike judge his his butt head voice is very close to his real voice. Yeah I mean Cortana kind of has a franticness to her that gentler just doesn't have yeah very calm or lack spurs Cortana It's normally in a stressful situation normally is yeah She's about to be deleted or she's captured or she's being fired at or something like that Ellen McLean is the name of the actress who is the voice of Blattis. You looked it up on IMDB? I looked it up on Google. I would not want to crotch on Jack's IMDB territory. Gentaylor.

Happy New Year, everybody. I'll find out. Happy New Year. What's your New Year's resolution? I don't know, man. This 2012 was a really, really good year for me. And so like I'm trying to, maybe if I can just maintain, that's my new year's show.

Let me maintain. May 10th. 2013. Maintenance. Jack summed up, we were talking about the other day, Jack summed up his 2012 for me. He goes, quarter one, quarter two, we're great. Quarter three, let's talk about it.

Quarter four was awesome. Yeah. A good three-fourth of 2012 was awesome. But there's one quarter where it was kind of some stuff happened, and I was like, all right, I don't want to forget about that. But the most part it was really, really good. We had an awesome year, like a Sheehan Hunter kicked ass this year. I mean, it was just like, I mean, you guys just released that really awesome things to do in Minecraft, Mario Craft?

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Mario one. That's probably one of the coolest things you guys have ever done. Yeah, Jeff and Gavin recreated Mario 1-1 in Minecraft. And then it was Michael Ray and myself as the Goombas moving around around and like doing all doing behind the scenes stuff it was really really cool and we released that I guess last week and yeah it turned out awesome you should watch it if you haven't yet that's a really really cool idea I was a cool thing ever I was asking them how they did it like how they did the jumping and all that to make it look like and breaking the bricks and it turned out it was one guy doing a really cool performance. I don't want to ruin it for people who haven't seen it.

Yeah. But you should almost do like a behind the scenes for that of how it's part of the episode. Like if you watch the actual thing, we'd run through how we did like, you know, the actual sort of side scroll or Mario style and Gavin shows sort of behind the scenes. Oh, okay. I've only seen the actual run through itself and the recreation level, which is awesome. Yeah, it turned out really awesome. It was, it was a lot of behind the scenes. Wow, okay. I've only seen the actual run through itself and the recreation of the level, which is awesome. Yeah, it turned out really awesome.

It was a lot of fun to do. So, yeah, if you're watching the stream right now, you can actually see a little bit of it. But, like, actually being able to pull this off, it was really, really bad-ass. So, it was one of those things, like, Gavin and Jeff do this stuff where it's like, they have these ideas, and then, you know, two days later, it's like, boom, here we go, here's Mario. It's like, come on. Are you kidding me?

And so, it's, I mean, the fact that we get to work with creative people like this is just like, blow away. Yeah. And I couldn't be more. I'm surprised no one has ever thought about doing this before. I like that they made even a pipe level. Yeah, you have to go underground, right? You get the coins.

But, yeah, I mean, like, it's, my, my craft, I mean, I've been playing, I jumped back into Minecraft with, with Joel, actually, and I'm playing that at home just for fun. And they've, they've added so much stuff to the Xbox version. They're like 1.9, so there's enchanting, and there's all these new villains and things. Like if you go to the Nether, there's new enemies and things like that. I've actually been playing with Joel and Finch Lynch,

and we've been going around and just going nuts. I've found a whole bunch of underground tunnels that have been driving me crazy. And actually, I died last night. I was a level 27. I loaded up with stuff. I had like diamonds and all this stuff. And I managed to drown myself under ice.

Did you guys ever recover your old level? I don't know if we did. Like since that time, we've actually built up two different worlds. So it was kind of like we kind of just gave up on it. And then they've added stuff in where you actually had to recreate worlds in order to get the new stuff like they added mushroom biomes and they've added in underground fortresses and abandoned levels and things like that So that stuff doesn't exist unless you make a new and you have to generate a new world for it to be there

So he's like mine as well start a new one so we don't have to watch the whole episode Brandon You know, yeah, I mean that video is available if people want to watch it You can tease it and then we can keep talking so if you're watching whatever if you're watching the stream You can see you get to see the video But if you if you actually watch the YouTube video you can hear Yeah, so don't go watch the video that we just showed you in its entirety We should check it out. We didn't even use Brandon. Right. Well, I mean you got to hear the commentary Yeah, that's half the fun.

Yeah, it's one of those ones that was like, wow, this is really, really incredible. So we killed the champagne, so give me some of that beer. Oh, yeah, sorry. I've heard. We did. I was, what do you like? We have firemen, we have shinier, blue, and other things.

See, it's a good thing that we're doing this before the actual day of New Year's, because we will probably all be hung over as hell on the first. All be in Las Vegas. So we're off on the first right? Yeah This is my first is the national holiday, but the 31st is not hey Can we get Lindsey out on the the Mike the response Mike because we want to talk to her about something We'll see where we're real short-handed because the holidays. I don't know if she can actually get away We're operating with like half of the crew

We're operating with like half of the crew. You can get away from this. You can get away from this. You can get away from this. Lindsey, just like, let's get Joe the cat. Push all the levels to the top and there you go. Let's put Joe the cat on the, on the thing. We got it. I want to talk to you.

Lindsey about a development that she had in her life. Since we're on the topic of a cheap, a cheap, a cheap hunter. There was a tweet that took place the other day that surprised everybody. Oh, yes. Michael on Twitter announced he said, um, oh, we almost had it Am I there yet? Okay cool is that one it looks like that's time square looks like free in Japan?

This is exactly what it looks like. Yeah, she was just there. Don't so see I mean sure like home just still playing Lindsay recording and you Michael's Twitter account you guys went and saw spider-man Yes on Broadway spider-man the musical awesome. There was a High-flying antics the green goblin got punched on his back several times while spider-man was on top of him Storing over the audience. So it was bad ass all around and we nerded out You also a Hero G's yes, What was that like? I didn't know what they were until last time I went up and visited New Jersey, but they're

like stuffed pastries and they're Polish. So you but cheese, potatoes, whatever in them. Either way, they're amazing and they're full of grease. So easy going down. I like them a lot. Nice. God's about to give me some light here. And then lastly, after going to see

Spider-Man, eating parogies, you also got engaged. Yes. To Michael. Yes. Clarification. Yeah. People were asking on the tweet too, because Michael tweeted about it. Like, did all this went to New York, saw Spider-Man ate parogies and got engaged. People were like, to who? Like, I don't know. Some lady we found on the street, I tried to say no. So the best thing was to me that a Spider-Man, the Twitter account for the Spider-Man musical

tweeted to Michael, congratulations. Yeah, I didn't even know that happened until Jack brought it up a little while ago. I would have thought, I'm sorry, guys, I'm in trouble. Well, that thing got retweeted. I think Michael said 1,000 times or favor to the to the thousand times and retweeted a couple hundred. Obviously, they're going to see that everyone's talking about the Spider-Man thing over and over. Right, and it's like attached to their games.

Oh, yeah, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, because we've got to retweet it so many times. How could they miss it? Probably their feed was filled with it. Yeah. But I was, I thought the thought you'd think about it was that Michael could put this announcement that they had gotten engaged and then I went to go gradually, both of them, I go over to Lindsey's Twitter account, Michael says, hey, we just got engaged. Lindsey is, I just ate a Macriub.

I'm just kidding. Come on, it's Macriub, it's back. Was your sweet, I just ate a Macriub for the first time and I think I heard the voice of God. Yeah, I was asking. I think that's what it was. It was so good. I never had them before in my life. And Jack Osborne would be very upset

It's pretty good. The grips are off. Lindsay hold on to those priorities. Let's see the ring. Oh Can you share anything with us about the engagement? Aside from me crying for like 30 minutes about it because I was dead. No idea what's gonna happen We're heading to the side duck for a second Lindsay. Yeah, don't town You can come back. All right. Oh Back to green Back in the Linsies out here the green screen to suffering. Yeah, I think

We're in Delaware. All right. So, how did it happen? Tell us a story, please. Oh, well, we stated the sofa tell in New York, which is a little fancy, but it was our Christmas gift to each other, so we thought we'd go and enjoy. I love New York. Michael being from Jersey, absolutely hates it.

So, he had a good old time, but we were just gonna go and relax, enjoy ourselves, and then at dinner, he handed the phone to the waiter, I was like, oh, we're getting a picture. No, we're not, I'm being proposed to you, all right? I was wondering who took the picture, and you did that typical girl thing where when you got proposed to your hands went to your mouth.

It was like, oh, I was like, I know, everyone was like, oh, you should, he probably threw it at you, and was like, oh, put on this fucking ring, but I was like, oh, you should he probably threw it at you and was like, oh put on this fucking ring But I was like no, it was very stereotypical. Oh, you marry me and I went Oh Didn't Michael say that he was more nervous Posting it about on Twitter than he was actually proposing or asking your parents. Yes, he was he was totally fine asking my parents

Which I'm surprised they were like all four. Yeah, they love Michael. So his defensive pride worried about you going one engagement and only 40,000 followers But yeah, he said the most nervous he was was actually tweeting about it and he was right our tweet deck broke and people went And he was right, our tweet deck broke, and people went insane, and have been tweeting us. And I love it. It's great. Thank you, guys. Everyone for all the congratulations and sweet words.

Thank you. Thank you. Congratulations. Hope you have a good 2013, then. Thank you. So can we start calling you Mrs. Jones? Is that appropriate? Please.

After years of being a tuggy, I'm all four Jones. Would you just change your Twitter handle? You have to change it to get now. Yeah, I know. Lindsay parentheses tuggy. Jones. Would you just change your Twitter head to get the change of the get now? Yeah Lindsey parentheses Tuggy Jones The artist formerly known as Lindsey Tuggy Thank you, Lindsey. Oh, thank you. Congratulations. Thank you. Juggie Juggie no

Well in doubt, okay No, she's got. Juggie? No, I'm not that willing down, OK? No, no, no. Jones and Tugin. No, that's not happening. No, not at all. Well, that's cool. All right, well, congratulations. Definitely congratulations to Michael.

Vertic to still have for poor Lindsey. We'll see. I feel for Lindsey having a last name that is not considered the best or most elegant in the world and getting engaged with someone with the last name like Jones So that's awesome because Dunkleman I've known you for years and I still constantly swap the EML in Dunkleman. Yep. I mean you dunkle him in I did it one time and he yelled me for it now. I will never know

You know, there actually is a famous Dunkleman. Do you know who that is is there is no so on the first season of america the following twitter to get i don't know what you look at that on the first season of american idled there were two hosts there was ryan ccress and brine dunkelman brine dunkelman and i don't think many people remember brine dunkelman and after the first season of uh... american i'll let them go and remember all these interviews you can see that

i'm moving on to bigger and better things and they and some of the interviews were like, you're an idiot. It's the dumbest thing we've ever seen. Now Roy O'Seecrest is Dick Clark basically. Yeah, he's basically Dick Clark at this point. I can tell you a lot of people don't remember Brian Dunkelman. My parents sure is Heldew. I bet they love it. They're proud to enjoy. Are you related to him at all? I'm sure we are only because if you ever see a picture of my cousin on my dad's side Identical to Brian dumbman. Yeah, this is named Brian Duckelman. No, he's the Duckelman. His name is Michael But we have our name. Yeah, so I'm sure oh

I'm scared of hell out of me. I never get to Jesus, I'm sure just like somewhere in the whole like immigration process. They got swapped around Oh, you think that's what it was? When our family moved from Europe. All right, let's look at Brian Duncanman. I've got a gun here. Oh my god. Now please don't you think that I can impotry that in my face?

Caution flammable. Gun handling. Gun safety. You should know that. You know what's really interesting. Don't do it. No, cut away from Gus as he's holding a gun. I'm trying to aim it. They, uh, no, cut it, cut it, cut away from Gus as he's holding a gun. I'm trying to aim it there. Uh, he, wow. Oh, he's shooting the thing. Pull the trigger. Look down the thing. What? He's building a person. I did pull the trigger. That's a do anything.

Oh, there's a thing. Okay. Wow. This is awkward. You're killing me. Stop. You're going to go to your place. I'm tense. Wow. Oh, there you go. Is it really one of those little bottles? Just came out of there. I think I said. It's just a bottle stuck in a gun thing. That's lame. Oh, I'm not gonna pop or use this at the point. We gotta get through all these. All right, Joe, come over here and eat all this stuff.

So I'm looking at Brian Dunkelman here on Google. And something I always find interesting is when you type in somebody's name. First of all, how quickly Google auto completes to their name. I'm going to talk about the Google and some guy always find interesting is when you type in somebody's name, first of all, how quickly Google auto completes to their name once you start typing it in, but then also what are the other things that

attaches to the end of the name of searches you might want to look up? Like for this guy, it's Brian Duncan. I'm D. B. Brian Duncan, Twitter and Brian Duncan. Net worth. What do you think yours are?

Guest orola wife. Gu, Sarola drunk. You with? What is it? Is it naked? Uh, it's close. It's Gus, Sarola Twitter, Gus, Sarola, Luigi, Gus, too. And, uh, guys, Gus, Sarola, Luigi, again, I don't know. I guess people are really,

people are really interested in that. Jack's, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know what mine is. Jack, the pillow, flush line, I think it's, but it's, Jack, but, oh, I have TV. really interesting is a jacks Jack the till I'm the D I don't know what mine is Jack the till of flesh like a foot hello Jack but oh I am the jack but you know Twitter and Jack

but you know Giff I don't know oh god Giff that sounds about right how many gifts are they are the me of the what of the me I'm gonna be a little drunk right now I had a little bit of that champ do we want to look at Barbara's I probably already know what they are if you look at Barbara D How many gifts are they? What? I'm gonna be a little drunk right now. I had a little bit of that chance. Do we want to look at Barbara's? Sure.

Why? I probably already know what they are. If you look at Barbara D, you get Barbara Duncanman. Wow. That's right. No, you know what? Barbara Duncanman hot. Barbara Duncanman doppel banger.

And doppel, that Barbara Doppel banger is going to be there. I should have said it. Doppel banger? Yeah. You know what that is? I can gather said it double bang. Yeah, you know what that is I Can gather by this no, no, it's someone who looks like a poor star looks like you're right. Yeah, exactly right I think you figured that out He wasn't on that podcast. Yeah, he's no we're talking about it. I have a friend who is a very close double banger

And it's it's kind of oh yeah, I don't know if I've told this story. I probably shouldn't have told this story. Tell it. No, no, no, no. What else is up there? No, no, I got a horrible one. A barber was to know what else. No, no, no.

Go ahead, barber. What? Who's your friend with a doppelbanger? I have a friend. Like, she's one of my best friends. I've known her for almost a decade now. And at one point, I was, you know, on the darker side of the internet. And I found this gallery of images. And I was like, oh my God, that's my friend.

And then I was like, I had to look and it took me like a good like probably two minutes. And I'm like, okay, that's not her. Like before I realized, but I was like, same shirt. She has like, like, it looked exactly like her question. Did you already finish by the time you realized it wasn't her? She's just Christ. No. That was later. Uh, but anyway, so like, so I brought it wasn't her. She's a Christ. No Later, but anyway, so like so I brought it up to her

I was like like you should look at this girl. She looks just like you should go. Oh my god And so you know, so I Like you she thought it was funny. She was like wow, that's kind of funny So but the funny story is so I centered this gallery or whatever and you know She she was looking at it. That was funny and she bookmarked it She put it on her like her her this gallery or whatever, and she was looking at it, thought it was funny, and she bookmarked it. She put it on her bookmarks or whatever. She went home for the holidays, shortly thereafter, and brought her laptop with her.

And apparently her dad got on her laptop, and it was like, what is this? Look at it, and then freak the fuck out. And so he didn't say anything, like, he didn't know she was around. So he didn't say anything, like two weeks later, or she got this call, this awkward call from from her dad like should we talk about something? I found something under your laptop. Basically he had found those images

Oh, he thought it was her. I'm sure he looked at what and then immediately I would imagine immediately close this What's it like? Yeah, it's shocking the But and so anyway, so now yeah, so she has a very like a very close Interesting clone a doppel banger if you will so it's kind of funny I know that's it's a that's a specific is I'm getting I'm not gonna tell who it is. We'll have another beer We'll talk about it later. I'm actually a little afraid to bring this up because I Know people go to his account now Brian go come and has 891 followers on Twitter. Wow. I think look at Brian. He verifies what he has. Yeah, he is. No, he's never. He's bio is television

history footnote. That's what he put about himself. Wow. Yeah. And yeah, so he has 891 followers. That's crazy. Well, he's gonna have a whole lot more after this. He's going to go in a barber. He shouldn't be tweeting. He only has to all 100 tweets. No, that's plenty of followers. So he is? So he has more tweets than he has followers. It doesn't mean you can't have Twitter if you don't tweet. Jeff, most people have more tweets than followers. I'm talking about the people who have between 10 and 50 followers and have a 100.

So like 90% of Twitter? But have like 100,000 tweets. Who are you tweeting at? That's my question. No one has that many tweets. Oh, yeah. It's different metrics. Because how many Facebook friends do people have,

but how many photos do they have? You might have more photos than you have friends. Well probably. On Facebook. That's cool. She's such a... Barbara was a fan the other day that her iPhone was out of space because she takes too much pictures.

No, I take too many videos. Oh, it's like, which pictures do you yourself, Barbara? Making goofy faces. Whatever. It's what the people want. Look at the fucking top, which pictures of yourself, Farrow? Making goofy faces. Whatever. It's what the people want. Look at the fucking top search. By the way, if you look at Google, yeah, right.

If you look up Google, if you look up a Lindsey Tuggy, you get Lindsey Tuggy and Michael Jones. No. That's so sweet. For a while, when you search for me, you would also get Gavin free. Did you really? Oh, Gavin, Gavin free.

Gavin free. Gavin free is a Gavin free Ruchitith, Gavin free Twitter, and Gavin free Sherlock Holmes free. Gavin's Rees are Gavin free Rishqith, Gavin free Twitter and Gavin free Sherlock Holmes. What a weird set of choices. Second time Sherlock Holmes is going to let this box out. No slow mo guys in there. What's that?

No slow mo guys in there. Forget who butters your bread. Yeah, exactly. No, it's good for you. Forget who butters your bread. I don't know. I'm a little drunk too. It seemed like it made sense at the time when I cut out my mouth. It's in exactly no sense. The um, Z here. This is riveting. Okay, we're going to get to the end. Oh, shit. I'm like miles over here. I don't know if he's still here. No, people trying to look at my Joe. No, we have another guest. Yeah, we had another guest. He was sitting over there, but he's gone now. I keep wanting to cut to him, but I don't see him. See you leave.

Well, we just aired the finale. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Potsy, Potsy. Hey, look who it is. Spoiler alert. It's Tim, who, who, if you haven't watched the gauntlet, he's a contestant on the gauntlet. He's watched the gauntlet right now. Okay, now that you're back, if you're watching the gauntlet, hey Tim. Tim, you won. It's the winner of the gauntlet. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations.

Congratulations. $1,000 richer. Dude, can I borrow 5 grand? No. I've got a proposition. So how many, are you sick of hearing that yet? Does every person go up to you and be like hey, can I borrow money now? I mean some people on Twitter. I mean my dad. He's always like

I'm money owe me back for raising you so hey there you go, but Nah, it's all good. That's cool. All right, so tell us about gonna what was your experience like on the gauntlet sir? Crazy will one just the fact that I got to meet everybody from Ruchiteath like that was just in itself a great experience the fact that I got the cuz I never come to the I never came to the studio and I've only met you guys at like RTX so like coming back and kind of really gets to the meet everybody like hanging out with Gus and Bernie and everybody all at the stage was an awesome experience in itself like to me that's I mean just cuz I guess I'm a

fanboy and that was a great experience that's, I mean, just because I guess I'm a fanboy and that was a great experience already. Well, I mean, as the winner of the gauntlet, you get to hang out at Gus' house, right? Right? Yeah, you're like BFS. You're like BFS? Yeah, FFS? Do I say this? Have another. I'll keep reading. All the games you played during the course of the gauntlet, what was probably

your favorite? Which was the one you felt was like your most solid? Like I got this moment. Even though we lost at Hale, that was my most solid just because I was wrecking shop with a sniper defending the base. You were a nightmare. I just know if that came across in the video. It really didn't, but you were doing such an effective job of guarding your base.

That game went on for a long time. Red team had a real hard time even approaching your base. Yeah, I was like, I basically grabbed a sniper and I was like, all right, I'm defending because like in Captur Flag, I just like to, I really don't play like objectives that much. I just like to get killed. So like with that, I was like, I'm gonna just defend and they're gonna come. And so I got up on the side like that dark area. And just basically every time

the red team came by, I just snipe down with the sniper, got more ammo without the pistol when I needed to. And yeah, I didn't show as much, but I mean, I didn't die the whole match and I got 25 kills. So. Yeah, I kept trying to get a perception. I kept trying to set people up to snipe you, but you would see that before they got in position and kill him. Yeah, Kyle was like sniping from his base And I saw him and I just picked him off and then I think someone ran and got the sniper again And I just sniped him again, and so I just kept I just kept doing it and I mean unfortunately lost But that was like the fun the fun as I had and I mean all the games were great. I love them all and I played like at least And I mean, all the games were great. I love them all.

And I played like at least some like I at least played a little bit of all those games before. So each and every game was great. Now I forget. Did you have to compete in the the DDR competition? Or was yes, I did. Now I was fun too, just because I had and played DDR in the long time, but you had played it before.

Yes, I played that a lot. Like it's going to our kids and everything. So you're like a well-rounded gamer then, huh? Yeah, I mean, I played RTS, RTS is before. Where you want it, you said that you've a lot of play starcraft, right? Yeah, I mean, I don't play starcraft that well, but I have it, I know that some of the gaming mechanics, I watch a lot of like the... I actually came to Austin, they did a tournament,

and they had like Korean players, Colin, and that was awesome. Like, it was on Red Bull, put it on over the summer column and that was awesome like it was on at a red bolt Put it on over the summer and that was an awesome experience watching like these hardcore like pro professional starcraft two players That's dude that's yeah those starcraft guys like watching their hands over the keyboard is like they're you know They're playing a different game that I ever Yeah, totally yeah, I mean that like the only probably game I'd not good at fighting I just button smash so really if we did this if we did straight fight I'd probably just be Smashing buttons. That's all I would do. Well, how'd you get your start in gaming?

I mean were you like an arcade guy or were you more of like a guy or well from all my parents told me is that like I just asked for like the NES like a commercial is like I want that and then they got it for me and then look rest his history like I just had the NES and like I And then they got it for me and then like rest his history like I just had the NES and like I Got like and then I got like N64. I got a PlayStation 2 Xbox and an Xbox 360 have a PC and so yeah So the NES was your first console though. Yeah, it was I don't remember what I only game I remember playing on it was like a game called top gun. Oh The way the carrier man. That was like the funnest game I was probably the only game I really remember playing and like it's crazy like I don't remember I just remember I had the NES and that rest is history

really like I was like I think I was like a eight man that's that's awesome was it was it hard for you to keep it in that you won oh yeah because I mean we wrapped up so like so early like back in October in October and like I was just telling people yeah I'm on the show and like you know like I didn't say anything and like you know tell your friends and your family everybody like that is really hard to like keep it in for such a long time and just constantly watching it throughout the weeks and just like I was so pumped every Thursday at 9 p.m. I never got so excited. So you have now won you won $10,000 from the Geico-Gonlin. What was the first thing you're

going to buy? The crazy before you answer that. I think the craziest thing about the fact that you want $10,000 is on stage after you won Bernie came on stage with a briefcase that actually had $10,000 in it. Like it wasn't a prop. There was literally $10,000 in a pack. I didn't think it was $10,000. I thought it was just, I thought it was a fake. But then he told me, no, that was actually $10,000.

I was crazy. No, there are rules associated with game shows. And I'll be honest, I don't necessarily know if they apply to internet game shows. But if you're seeing the movie 21, there's a big scandal back in the day, I think late 50s, when they rigged a famous game show called 21. You mean Quiche Show?

Wasn't it any of the movie? Yeah, Quiche Show. Quiche Show is the name of the movie, right? So Robert Redford movie, right? And it directed it. John Turro, right? Ray Feins, right? Ray Feins, the main guy.

Anyway, this show, 21, was a famous game show, and they rigged it for several months, and they had like, they would tell these narratives in it. Anyway, this show, 21, was a famous game show, and they rigged it for several months. And they had like, they would tell these narratives. Anyway, so they busted for doing that. And as a result, there's very specific rules associated with game shows. And one of the rules is that if you say you're giving them a prize amount, it can't be fake.

You actually have to have that amount and say, this is what this is. Or you can't say it like you say, here you go, trophy in a suitcase. But if we said this is $10,000 it had to be $10,000 So we just made sure to follow those rules. We weren't actually sure that we had to yeah, but we just made you know Sure that we did they're on the side of caution. Sure. Yeah, that's cool So you had a briefcase full of cash was all ones or what was it? I mean well actually if you have

$10,000 obviously the highest nominations a hundred yeah $10,000 actually about this big. Yeah, it's like the 10 stacks of you know The wrap it's literally it's literally like that thick in this big $100 bit $100 a hundred dollar bill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so it gets this one wrap. It's just one. Yeah, that's literally that thing He goes. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, so make it like for the briefcase It was a couple hundreds and then like ones and fives filling out the rest of it So like did you go pick that up to the banker? No, it was our prop guy. I don't remember seeing him off the top of my head So the prop guy said I need $10,000 pretty much. Yeah, they got $10,000 for us

They they arranged everything and then they came and they brought it to me and they said here you go This is $10,000. I am giving to you is now yours to hold Yeah, and I will get it back from you after the ceremony and I said okay That's the ceremony. He was right there. He goes I will take it back from you after the ceremony and I said okay, that's the ceremony He was right there. He goes I will take that back from you and I turned around and gave it to him and he took it away And he said I have this now. I think yeah, there was a thing at E3 a few years ago Where they had a million dollar prize for some competition. They were doing at E3 Right and they had a million dollars and a cube at the at the LA Convention Center And it was like there were two armed guards on either side of it all the time.

But it was kind of cool. That is a million dollars cash right there. That's a little bit harder to condense. I think one of the reasons why the US has such low denominations. I'm about to go to a casino in Las Vegas. In a casino, you can get a $5,000 chip, $5,000 bucks in a chip that you can just hold there like that. To get $5,000 in cash, you'd have to have a significant amount of money.

Even if hundreds, like I said, even if you have one of those things. And so it's like, I think the reason I have the denominations so low, they stop at 100 is because they want to make it harder to accumulate lots of cash. Absolutely. They want to make sure that it's difficult to transport and store. I think if you go to Europe, you can get up to a 500-year-old note. Is there not a thousand-year-old?

No, I'm not sure. I know there's a 500-year-old note, but there's a thousand. But even the euro is worth more than $1,000. So a 500-year-old note is worth about 800-year-old. Not as much as it used to be. Not as much used to be. No, where are they talking about getting rid of the dollar bill? Right?

I always talk about that shit. $500 is like $620. 500-year-old is like $625. Well, there's no credit. Part times for Europe. There's no credit. There's no credit. There's the loony in the 2D. Yeah, $500 like 620 500 euros like 625 dollars. There's no part times for Europe. Thank you $80 right? There's the looney in the toonie. Yeah, we don't have a bill. Yeah, you don't we're also getting rid of pennies really Jack most places don't have a have a bill have a one-dollar note So 500 euros is $660 as of right now 60 oh my god according to xe.com so we actually have the

Oh, it's a couple according to XE.com. So we actually have the physical gauntlet here. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, okay, hold it. I was handing that gauntlet. So this is the actual physical gauntlet, the trophy, which lights up and everything else. That was designed by a local artist. Her name is Kayla Kromer.

Who alls? I don't know Kayla Kromer, my friend. She also designed a white. She made the Rushi the couch too, which we have to put in the hot seat spot soon. There were. We're, which we have to put in the hot seat spot soon. Yeah, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're hot seat spot. Hot seat. Hot seat.

We're going to, we're in the next week or two. We're going to strike everything here. The whole podcast set up and we're going to recreate everything. We're going to rerun everything more permanently and professionally. And we'll probably move the couch over at that time professionally. Perfection. Let me look at some mess. You never see this.

This is the cleanest I've seen in a long, long time. But actually, if we could cut back brain into that too, I want to point out too, that Brian Beam, our graphics guy and our graphic design, visual effects, everything. He also designed the gauntlet along with Taylor worked on it, right? With him. Yeah. Yeah. She came away. One of our one of our modelers from RBBC's and 10. She came back and worked on it. And they made the gauntlet based on Kayla's physical trophy. Oh, that's cool. That's the order that went in.

I thought all of the graphics and the interest stuff for the gauntlet were really well done. I was really impressed when I first saw it. The music was really good too. That was Jeff Williams, right? Yeah. The gauntlet is a show was interesting because it started off and the audience,

I don't think you really knew what to make of it, because they're so used to if we put out a Rushi show, it's about the Rushi people. And it's like's like we were like this is not a show about us We just we there's some of us that happen to be in it But it's it's about the contestants and it's like people were like at first having trouble like the show is having trouble getting It's legs because people couldn't get past that but then it was as soon as we sent home Contestant Lewis when he went home that's when the ship happened the older gentleman Yeah, the old gentleman. Yeah, and when he went home, that's when the ship had the older gentleman. Yeah, the older gentleman, yeah.

And when he went home, then you saw, you saw the shift and all the comments of like, people stopped talking about us and it was just like, oh, I can't believe Lewis went home. Yeah. And then it shifted and became about the contestants. What's crazy is that he, someone ran into him, like he posted like a journal about it, like,

saying that someone like, recognized him from the show and like, came up and started talking to him and he was like, he was so happy about it. And I was like that's crazy like Just someone like you know like just because you on the show and someone came up to him started talking about it No, that's that's cool, man. I mean it's all those things where it's like you know when you when you spot someone that you recognize from somewhere outside of Normal life, I guess it's always cool. You know, it's neat like I know we I mean we get it more frequently now actually I was like on Christmas Eve. Still scared me. I saw you doing it. It's so funny.

It's scary. On Christmas Eve, I met a, like, I was at the mall buying something for my nephew and I got recognized by a fan. It was like, it's probably like an eight or nine year old fan. It was like, wow, that's pretty cool. And the idea that people start, you know, you recognize them from the internet. That's, wait, wait, I make it about you, Jack. No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Halo one rock band cuz I suck a rock band like I I played it and I like it It's a fun game, but I I'm so I'm terrible like I'm so terrible that that rhythm game like I when we played DDR I was like okay, I'd rather play that You and green team ended up

Going to the gauntlet that episode. Yeah, like we when we did it. We were like all right We did we did pretty good, but we we knew we weren't like we were like, all right, we did, we did pretty good, but we knew we weren't like, we knew we were all struggles, so we knew that like if we went into the gauntlet, we weren't surprised. Like we were like, okay, we kind of expected it, and we were just like hoping that like, whatever game we played in the gauntlet, we'll pull it through. And that's kind of like what I was thinking like the whole time, like, all right, if I don't win in this game, I'll win in the gauntlet like it's kind of like a backup I guess yeah That's confidence right there. Yeah, I'll win the game

It's not like a deal you know elimination whatever I come down to it and knock it out Here's another thing that I had to say about the gauntlet in general and that is that The contestants that came and had to play games There a lot of times the comments of course, it's gamers watching gamers play. You guys are terrible. It's my, that's every 100 video, by the way. About how terrible you are. About how bad we are.

Wait a minute, make it about you. You guys are terrible. It's the most of the games you play. I mean, you guys don't play any games well. You play every game. But the thing about the gauntlet, unless it's Ray, the thing about the gauntlet is, you can be good at games, but show up and play any game. Like anything's available to play. Like you can take the

best quality player and you put him in rock band, he's gonna be terrible. You know what I mean? Or you know you put him playing Tetris. He's not gonna be really well rounded. Yeah, to play every single game and like just show up, not know what you're gonna play and say, oh here's a game you played three years ago. We're dropping you straight into a match to play it. Yeah. And I think it goes to like what Tim said, where it's like, even if you have an off game, you still have just chance at redemption, this chance to maybe there's

another game that you're more familiar with that you can get back into the swing of things with. Yeah. And it's like, you know, it's hard. I can't imagine like some of those games I had to go through and play left. I wanted to have left for dead two in there for sure. And so we did that scavenge, which was one of my favorite rounds.

That was probably the most intense round we had the entire time. Yeah, we wanted one where people had to communicate. I mean, that was the big deal where they had to talk to each other. And there's no better game for communication. I don't think than left for dead. Yeah, we were always, we were just like left like the whole game. We were just constantly talking and like making sure sure that we weren't silent in that. Yeah, communication.

And I mean, that's kind of like what I think that's kind of like what led to us losing is that we, you know, we were all good solid gamers. I think that's the thing about when you're playing games about communication. Because if you can't communicate what you're doing, then you're screwed. Like you lose again. Like in Halo, like I was defending, but like we have some kind of poor communication and you know We ended up losing the flag match, so it's also because I was throwing those griff balls at you guys That's it. It also makes for a lot better show if you can actually hear the contestants

So who is the first person you called When you were allowed to talk about winning the show well, it was actually we all watched it in my house Me my mom my aunt my dad. We all like crowded around the laptop screen and watched the whole episode. And so they were right there. Nice. So what so did they, I mean, they had no idea that you were the winner. No, I mean, my mom, I think I think they kind of knew. I think that my parents knew that like, I had won this because I kind of, I was talking about beforehand and like, my mom said like, when I gave her that

hug, it was mother's intuition. And so I think think they kind of knew but I didn't tell them like I just like just watch just do that I mean that is freaking awesome congratulations again on winning the and I also have a Twitter account barbass so I'm a commoner So I'm a commoner. Well, you have followers by the end of this. All right, Ian. Well, thanks to him. Thanks. Thanks for the call.

Yay. So I would be perfect for the gauntlet because I'm equally bad at every single game. So I'd be very consistent. Yeah. Well, there's been a host of, for whatever reason, and I like this kind of thing, where people did a bunch of metrics, a bunch of spreadsheets. and one of the spreadsheets that was done was somebody

went through and did a full attendance record of the podcast. Oh, yeah. You could see like the major gaps. I forgot how many podcasts I wasn't on at the beginning, where I was gone for months at a time. Yeah. I would get harassed about coming back on the podcast. The other one they did was a horse one, Jack.

And this guy compiled a ton of metrics. I don't know the same guy, but like multiple people. No, another guy, they did the horse one. And like, I mean, I noticed mine, because I read mine, he said that I never want a single match of horse until I won the tournament. And I just had like a six episode run, right in loose. No, the podcast thing was interesting.

I think I'm the fourth or fifth most attended on the podcast and it's funny because it's like, wait a minute, what about you again? No, every time we bring something up, it's like, this is jack talking about how it relates to me. I was going to say it's funny because like when Gavin showed up in America, it's like, my dinner's dropped on the podcast. So it was like, you're born and I vanish off of it. So now that Gavin is wherever the fuck is right now I'm happy to be back on the podcast. He's an England stupid England. Well, he'll be back by the time this I wait so what my birthday's in two days talk about me again

How are you gonna be? 31 I say with a mouth My 30s now like when you are 30s one thing, but once you'm in my 30s now. Like when you are 30, that's one thing. But once you're in your 30s, like I'm becoming 31 now. You don't feel like accomplished? No, I'm honest. How do you feel that we're in the same decade?

We're both in our hearty, jacked media. Hey, let's go out and hang out. Well, after a long time. You've owned multiple companies. You're pretty, you're doing well. If I can be on the level of you, Bernie, I'll be very happy. So look at that.

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Center like like RTX was a centerpiece personally for this year besides your Center like like R.T. actually centerpiece for you professionally like Let's go personally personal besides did you get your she a little dog this year? How long have you had that she? I was like he's almost three years old now. Um, is he okay by the way? Yeah, I think of the vet Yeah, that's we can man. I was like torn up. Oh, he was like he like he's brained his knee I'm like poor dog wouldn't step on it like when you would lay down like you wouldn't even lay out You wouldn't even put it down. He would like stick it up in there. I'm like poor dog wouldn't step on it. Like when he would lay down, like he wouldn't even lay out, he wouldn't even put it down. He would like stick it up in there. I thought I was going to cry, man.

No, I was like, so upset that he was hurt. I love that fucking dog. That dog is like, it's such a weird like when I look at you and I see that dog, I do not. No, you're the only one. You said no, guys. Yeah, I got to put up with anything high maintenance. Bernie sent me a text message indicating concern for the dog.

I did. And I hope your dog's okay. I said, oh, yeah, you know, he just sprained his knee. And then Bernie replied with like an emoji icon of like a little frowny face of the chair. And he's like, look at me talking about shitty little dogs and using emoji. As I screenshot it, I was like, I'm saving this for future black people. Yeah.

Well, nice. Yeah, I read a matter of podcast. I said, the girl I'm dating got me would sell emoji to like do text back and forth. And so I was like, that's a level of commitment. I don't think I've ever reached my life ever. How many parts have you used? I don't know. Too many.

Too many happy faces and that stuff. I don't wear my phone is. But yeah, it's a conversation. I said, please don't tell anybody that I saved the screenshot. I was just serious. I thought you just don't link up. Just tell the three million. Listen. Absolutely. No, I'm just serious. I have a screenshot here. Just the three-night link up, right? Let's get the one linked up.

Absolutely. No, I'm glad your dog is OK. I know you love that animal. No, but well, personally, I don't think there were any peaks or highlights. I like to maintain a very steady line. I'm a little maintained. 2013, maintained.

Maintenance. Chicken nuggets. No more bullshit. Chicken nuggets. No more bullshit. I nuggets, no more bullshit. I don't think that's the solution. Oh, your resolution is, Mick Nuggets, no more bullshit.

Elegan says, using emoji and talking about small dogs, not, not, please don't tell anyone this happened. I just realized in the middle of it, we can't be reaching this level. That's awesome. But guys, it is incredible to me what you will put up with like now. Before before you would never put up with any high-mine. I didn't even know the dog had knees. I mean, honestly, I didn't know until they did. I didn't think they'd walk.

I don't know. The bit was like, let me check his knee. I was like, I never thought about it. I guess that's a knee up there. Like in the, it's a joint. We're back leg they have. Yeah. Like, you think about like a leg, you think it bends one way, like the dog leg was this way then that way then back back over and then. You saw Black Swan right? Yeah. When have you ever heard honestly in conversation about a dog's knee? Like if I went up and I was like I grabbed Joe's, I grabbed Joe by the knee exactly.

Hey Joe get over here show them what it is. Let's get Joe the cat. Like I mean, also another knee on the back side then yeah cats have weird Like they're like their legs go backwards and I'm talking about with the dog I just fucking sit that like 30 seconds ago, dude That movie black swan there's a scene in the movie you know how like every now and then she thinks she's turning into a swan And like all these things happen the one she is spoiler She comes me look in it. There's one scene where she's in her bedroom

and her legs break backwards. And I actually was in Austin watching that movie with Jack and Joel. I'm fucking talking to you. Sorry, we're watching, like we asked for Joe the cat, or Joe the cat, and cares pulling Joe the cat out of the room. Okay, first, Carol, look, she was coming to help us get Joe. And then she literally took Joe out of the room.

All right, so we're talking about Black Swan. Barbara, me and Joel and Tom Black Swan. Yeah, do you remember that? Yeah, it's our marina. So he's mad at me. No, the cat. Keep going. Sorry.

I'm just talking. I'm just talking. I'm listening. That's why the podcast works. You just keep talking. Other stuff happens. So at one point when that's happening, her legs are breaking backwards.

And everyone in the theater is super quiet. And it's really intense. Joel leans over to me and goes I Think she's turning into a dog like really really quietly and First up in the Later and everyone is staring at me because I'm like crying So fuck you Joel So we're just listening for what we're talking about the back leg so this is Need the back leg oh the back leg

All right here we go. Where you aim that so Barbara come here. I'll turn around so you can barber you Yeah, so that I think that's one Yeah, that's the one up those talk about the other one up top ankle So that I think that's one you know, that's not the one up that was talking about the other one up top Uncle this is the knee up here like where the man's going down a little below there there. That's the We can cat it out of me. Yeah, Joe did not give a fuck. So this is the best way to start when I when I when I took my dog to the vet The event was like I'm gonna check his knee because I'm trying to move it He's being real guarded to me. I've torn his don't know where they see it is right yeah and then it's like you're a linebacker you know what they know that's like you know she's like you know like like a football

player I know what you're talking about like a football player except small and shitty and living in your house and just like really emoji by Bernie it's like you know the music festival it happens in Austin oh no come on dude I'll tell you what I don't want to dog but if I can get like a six inch tall offensive lineman to live in my house, I would, oh, don't you that when you tell my lab? Oh, Joe. Wow, he's got him.

Aw. Joe, he looks very scared. Look at him. He looks terrified. Yeah, he does. One of Joe has, he's like, where did Joe has any like concept of the passage of time at all? Like, when you're to the next, or anything like that.

Like, for Joe is this my Joe For Joe is Is there the concept that seasons mean time or is it just weather or does he even remember the weather? Does he remember it being hot and now it's cold? Yeah, right? Does he expected to get hot again? No catch shed more in the summer they do and when he said that right now Mentally make that He's not like oh time to shed. Yeah, totally He doesn't mentally make that. He's not like, oh, time to shed. Yeah, totally.

He's got to switch. He's got to flip. He's like, all right, time to get her over every season. That may have been the fun in the past. I've seen you do. You don't know. I can be thinking about that right now. Is it time to shed?

We got him. We have some Mike Joe. Joe, I love you. I think Joe got mad at me last week because I tossed him on Miles. And he actually got mad at me last week because I tossed him on miles and he actually got mad at me for a couple days. Yeah, he's been avoiding you. Yeah.

It was a time. Yeah. Yeah. I love you. Hopefully he doesn't need anymore of this confetti. So I got in your house so I'm going to be moving in and taking Joe with me I think. Oh really? That's our solution for Joe.

Awesome. Yeah, a lot of people have been asking if we found a house for him. Yeah, people are really concerned about Joe. We appreciate it. Yeah, when when when I was chasing him earlier because he ate the confetti, Kara was like, oh, don't worry. Leave him alone. I was like, no, he's going to throw it up on the set. We need to get it out of his mouth right now. Yeah, I love cats. I've got two cats in my house, but the cats throw up and that might be the worst thing ever. Actually, I woke up this morning and my cat was like starting to throw up on my bed.

Oh, and I was like, I'd like kick him off the bed in order for him to get in trouble. You can do that. They should make alarm clocks that make the animal about to throw up. Oh, that's what you go. That one. That one. That's what you go. I was going to jump out of bed in a fucking second, like ready to go.

So this morning, like something really weird. Well, it's not really weird, but it was a strange experience for me in my head. At about 430 this morning, I didn't know it was 430, so I'm asleep, right? And then all of a sudden, like in this and I'm like slowly in that kind of hazy half asleep, half awake. And I open my eyes and there's like a dim light in the corner of my room. And I hear this, man, man, man, going off. I'm like, what's going on? I was like, that's not my alarm. And I'm like looking around, like trying to shake the sleep off.

And I realized the power had gone out in my house. And the UPS is in my living room or going off. And I have like these flashlights set up around my house that activate when the power's off. They all turn on to illuminate the house. And it was like a weird nightmare where it was like waking up. Keep doing it.

I'm just trying to get this out of here. She's confetti in here. Thank you. It's probably driving me on, it's not. And it was like this weird nightmare where you're waking up and there's this alarm, you don't recognize and this strange light. I felt like I was on a spaceship and something was going wrong. It's just like it's

so weird to be woken up unexpectedly from a super deep sleep. One time I had the radio playing as my alarm clock. Now I learned that that doesn't work at all anymore. And there was a song playing I think it was like Sarah McLaughlin or something. And I was having a dream that I was in like some sort of heavenly state with like all these like animals all around me, and it was for fucking song from that stupid animal. The worst commercial ever. Yeah, in the arms of an angel. Yeah, that's the one. I was reading about animals. Yeah, I had to get that piece of confetti out of Gus' hair. Sorry about the interruption with my butt there. Yeah, the audience got a nice shot. Well, it's always bad when you welcome. You incorporate your alarm into your dream, where it's like, wow, I'm not a submarine that has an alarm. We're diving, we're diving, and then it's like,

oh, I'm just sleeping through my alarm. You wake up and it's like, well, it's crazy about it. To me, Jack, is how, I don't know if you're this way, but how quickly your brain hears it, interprets it, and includes it in your dream, and it makes sense. Yeah, totally. Your brain is like this fantastic storyteller. I guess it's kind of like, it's own captive audience

where it's like, it can also say, this makes sense. It can totally tell you this is fine. Yeah, that's what it says also. You don't know if your brain just stops one dream and starts another. Yeah. And you have no concept of that. What is happening?

Or you just accept it, right? Like, your brain finds this acceptable, so it's acceptable. Yeah, that's OK. That's doing this. Well, it's weird too. Like, when you when you, you know, I don't want, I can hit the snooze and fall back asleep and dream before my snooze goes off.

And that's like a nine minute window. And it's like, man, it's crazy to think that you can have like, like a full, like a full dream in that little, like maybe two minutes. I can fall asleep between like 45 seconds. What he's saying is like, you have what appears to be longer than a nine minute dream. Like dream time is longer

Yeah, I mean it's inception. Yeah, it's inception. My brother once told me something kind of creepy Which was he described when I was a kid He described that phenomenon to me my older brother controls me forever And he said that's probably what happens when you die is you just have a dream that lasts for the rest of Eternity and it just fills up the rest of the space It's creepy right? It's creepy, right? It's creepy. And I wish he hadn't put that in my fucking head.

What if we're all dreaming right now? What's that? You're dead already. Aren't you in a dream? I'm like in a coma right now somewhere. I don't know. I hope not. I think so.

Gavin's like some kind of like byproduct of just all the horrible things I didn't know. It's a spontaneously generated. That sounds about right. Yeah. Did you see that photo of Gavin in the Santa suit? Yeah, why do you have boobs? I've known him

Yeah, he had giant boobs for some reason. I mean, it's cool, but We're like strangely attracted to him in that book. No, I know. I will never be strangely attracted to get it I thought I had another one of those guns, but I don't know. I gotta think you know No, I got other ones. So this is podcast 199. Yes, 199. So for Podcast 200 Jay or Dan and I wanted to have a bow tie podcast nice, but he's gonna be out still for the holiday Yeah, so we'll probably do a bow tie podcast for number 201 nice, okay I don't know if we're gonna do anything else special. I need to figure that out. I guess in the next week

We should drink alcohol times to take in yeah, I Get champagne. Yeah, I don't know what What should we do? Do you have any ideas? I can be about it. It's the second- maybe we should set up a phone here during the live stream. Oh my God. That's asking for a worst idea ever. That sounds like a horrible idea. It does sound like a horrible idea. Happy New Year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. It's a little smoke cloud. That's a little bad. I mean, what do we do for a hundred? That was our first video podcast of all time. Yeah. So it seems like we should do something. Smell of vision. I don't know what? Everyone gets a card against scratch and smell. We've already done live podcasts. We've already done video podcasts. What else can we do? We do some kind of a big thing. I think it's podcast. We've had some interaction. We do a podcast in Hale of Fork. You have confetti on the screen.

What do you think is the least popular thing that we've done on the podcast? The least to change it up. The least popular thing. People don't seem to like guests very much. That is the thing that I've noticed as well. The people don't seem to like guests. Well, I think the people that are into whatever the guests are talking about love it. But then, you know, if you're not that's not something you're into, then it's going to like, all right, I'm done. And, you know, we'd like to thank Tim for appearing on today's. Yeah, Tim. Whatever we have a guest, it's always to like all right I'm done. And we'd like to thank Tim for appearing on today's podcast. Yeah, Tim. Whatever we have against it's always something we're interested in.

It's always people we want to talk to. Like we talk to the bio where guys like that to me was awesome. I thought it was great. And that's when we had Adam on the podcast. Yeah, I was a little bit more. Interviews are tough though. I get it because it's like, you know, it's I mean, even when we do interviews, like one of us appears and doesn't interview on another show and we tweet about it and post it and all that

Even post on our front page. It gets way less views than a normal video than we normally do. People just like it's not like comedic. It's not It's not like a scripted piece of entertainment. Yeah, informative. Yeah, but I think barbs right though I think don't you agree that guests say no send to be our least popular I like the way we're doing it now where we have people appear You know inside the whole podcast And Senator on the guest showing up so 200 I don't think we ever did a podcast where it was entirely centered around a guest We did the one when you were gone. We did the one in LA where we had Hannah and we had Shira on yeah, and they were our guests

Yeah, and that was that was pretty much the purpose of you missed us. No, I missed more than that really I think we're in this spreadsheet. I'm like at 95% really yeah that low So I hear the highest yeah, so if I miss one in 20 I've missed 10 then Geez, that seems a lot more. I miss I miss a good number really early on I mean there are few that you missed might have been put it out there for crowd sources So you guys have any suggestions for what we should do for our 200th podcast, please let us know. We want to do something fun. Yeah, tweet us with the hashtag RT podcast.

We even did a location one because of the gauntlet. So I thought that went really well, actually. The audience liked that one a lot. Yeah, and I thought. Good thing you got that audio. So did we talk about that? We didn't talk about that. I don't think so.

So, you know, this was after we filmed the finale of the gauntlet. Yeah, yeah. We had that day we had taken out all the podcast equipment with us and I forgot the power supply for our audio mixer. So we had everything we needed to do the stream except we couldn't run any audio. Yeah, so like 30 minutes before we were supposed to go live, I called Barbara and she came over and grabbed the power supply from here then. And this is a place that was a 30 minute drive away. Yeah, that was a way, that was a way. So she had to like, all my way back to Austin.

So I had to drive to the office, grab it, find it, because I didn't know what it looked like. I don't know what it looked like. And then drive it back to San Marques. We literally were ready to stream about two minutes before we were supposed to go live that day. Yeah. It was a fucking nightmare. I would have gotten pulled over easily.

I was driving really fast. But anyway, it was great. I really I really liked it anyway. No, it was fun. That was actually it was funny because I got there a little early. So we were prepping for it. And actually that's where I met Tim. And he came up and he's like, hey, I'm a big fan.

I was like, all right, cool. And I had no idea that he had won because like you guys had literally just finished filming the finale. And like, so he came up And he's like, hey, what's up, man? I was like, all right. Yeah, the final four contestants were still there Yeah, in fact they sat in on that episode. Yeah, and watched Way in the You can see some of them on the balcony like popping their head up and like no, they're not in the balcony

They were like around People on the balcony were like guardians and like people that were there There was like a bunker. There's like eight people sort of in a little bunker area near the sort of control area. It was really entertaining. Yeah, we had to make sure that the four people were could not be on camera at all. They were like around the corner. Yeah, it was hidden. Hidden knowing.

I think about that. Yeah, I remember that one. I got a little drunk on that one. That was when I had that was my magic trick. Well, the interesting thing about that podcast as well was that is a venue. That's also a bar They also sell liquor so we were there and we brought beer in like we normally do for the podcast and then because of Texas alcohol bureau

You could not we could not drink our own beer that we brought in so we had to buy it from the bar But the guy who ran the place was still there so he would bring us beer for us to drink on the podcast I think we had to pay him or we But then I think we had to pay him, right? Yeah, really? Or we had to tabloos. We had to pay him. Well, it was a weird thing to happen that I just learned. There's a lot of strange rules about alcohol and Texas. And it goes back to when Texas was a much more religious state. We were very heavy back to state 20 years ago.

Yeah, there's a lot of, yeah, not that long ago. And there's a lot of rules associated with the Baptist religion and drinking and dancing, but mainly drinking is the one they pass laws about. I just recently found out, guys, when I was in Buttonon, I went overnight, they stopped serving alcohol too. They start serving alcohol again. I think it like eight in the morning, but I didn't know this was a rule. Until from like eight to noon, you can order alcohol, but you also have to order food.

Yes, that's why that's what happens on Sundays. You can't buy, but yeah, you just said that. Yes, so I never heard that before. Yeah, it's the weird loophole. I heard a lot here that if you're a pub that serves alcohol, you also have to have food available for purchase as well. No, no, that's not true. That's not a lot here? No, you can operate a bar that does not sell food.

Really? Absolutely. There are tons of them on 60. There are very few bars that actually sell food. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, the laws in Texas are weird. I mean, when I worked at a grocery store here in Austin,

and on Sundays, we literally had to shut down the beer aisle. Like, we had to put a little chain up. And it was like, until noon, we couldn't sell any beer. And it's like, why? I don't get it. Oh, it's even weirder than that. I mean, it's like, we got into the whole discussion of like, there's just things that when you live in a place, you accept them for the way they are.

And like, the best example I can think about that is, I think we've talked about the podcasts a few hundred episodes ago. But one of the strangest things to me is that in America, at least in Texas, where we live in America, you have to license your car every year from the government. You have to get a sticker that goes on your windshield or on your license plate to say, this is registered with the state and I can drive my car. And we just accept that because of course you get your car license because we all do it. Right. But in the UK, you have to do the same thing with televisions. You have to license your television every year and get like a television license.

So when you drive around town, you can show your license. Yeah, if you have a television in your house and plug in, it has to be licensed by the BBC. And there's different costs associated with whether or not it's a color television versus a black and white television. Are you kidding me? Which is probably not relevant as much these days. And I see what's probably different versus SD versus HTT television.

Well, and it's one of those things, it's like, when you don't pay that fee, you're like, what are you talking about? It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. But you talk to someone in the UK, they're like, yeah, TV, license you. What's a big deal about that? So it's gavvy confused

I need to know the licenses TV here. I don't think he was confused by that he just doesn't see it as a big deal that you would license your TV So it's per house to right it's not per television. I mean it's a really it's per TV. Yeah, he said they abandoned Go around America somehow. Yeah, they can detect signal or that's what he said, but who knows he's an idiot So take it a step further here. I'm know, it's using the idea. So take it a step further here. I'm I stopped me if it's getting too political. So do you pay a registration fee for your car? And people accept that, but it was called like a car tax. People would not accept that. Absolutely. Absolutely. You're absolutely right. It's the exact same thing, right? Of course it is. I mean, it's just money you're paying to the government. I mean, I call one of tax and one of fee. It's always confusing to me. It's like the small, verbiage changes you can make that make things acceptable or unacceptable.

Like it's a people like, okay, or no, fuck this, we don't want to do it. Yeah. Weird. How big a stickler are you for this kind of thing? Like, for instance, I moved and I've had my driver's license, it's probably like two addresses out of date at this point. And I just don't care. I'm not going to go get another driver's license is probably like two addresses out of date at this point and I just don't care I'm not gonna go get another driver's license. You can do it all in. To update my driver's license address? You can update your address. I can't do that. That's mail to you. I'm totally doing that.

Texas.gov. I'll say my picture. I'm like, I want to change my picture though. I'm like 50 pounds heavier. I gotta go ahead for that. Dude, I spent about four hours at the DMV on my birthday when I turned 30 trying to get my drivers Like I think you talked about that on the puck. Yeah, I was wrong with your drivers lessons Well, cuz they'd expired cuz the Texas drivers license last like six years Yeah, and so like but I you know, I put it off and I put it off and I had to go in Because you can do it online one year, but then the next year you are then one time the next time you have to go in and Cuz they do like your eye test So I went in this most recent time was my time where my driver's license was expired

and I had to go in. I showed up to the place at like 8 a.m. you know and the line was already out the door. It was a fucking nightmare and you know I go in and I say I need to get renew my driver's license and set a conduit online. I pick a number, go sit down. I sit down and mind you I say this is 8 a.m. I sit down and mind you, I said, this is 8am. I sit down next to this dude who stinks of weed. Like super strong, this guy's been up all night. He woke me up. And I was like, man, this guy was like, I got to go to the

DMV, but I smoked some weed. This is the guy I'm sitting next to the DMV. Well, I mean, if he asked to wait wait there for hours not doing anything or looking at anyone or saying anything it's like well also when I get my driver's license that time I had been like I wasn't thinking in the day the day before I had been fucking with my facial hair so I like have this awful mustache and beard oh my god you like uh, yeah, you got a, you got a scanner photo of that. Wow. I'll put that in the link. Don't you minus mine. You look like a bull from true lies. Yeah, dude.

The all I'm saying is this picture of, can we hold this? No, no, no, no. Oh, yeah. I can't. Let's, we're gonna end it. Okay. This picture of Gus will put it up, but it looks like, let's put it this way. It looks like you should be one of about 18 other I don't know if you can I'll cover all the stuff speak speaking of facial hair Yeah, I trim mine down. I know you can't see it. Oh, we'll put in the link down I trim my facial hair down no one like yeah, this would be the first time. It's god It's been a jack for I still the beard, but it's not as I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there.

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there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be

there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I'm not sure if you're going to be there. I like it. Do you miss it? I don't I don't This looks so much better. You think it's his face. I have to look at it. He doesn't have to look at it Nobody's got this no of it. No, no, it's like it was always everything's okay from here. He's happy No, I think it was so long I could look at it Those are things let's be honest. No, we can't do the fuel of you. Yeah, I'm waiting to jackpane. There we go That's not happening. No, it's it's uh, no, I like it. I like it shorter like I mean

I I should I trimmed it down for like it shorter. Like I mean, I Trimmed it down for Christmas stuff because I had family in one night. I was like, all right, I should I should look somewhat Respectable for for Christmas, but you got I like it He like didn't think about his family the entire time he's grown that huge Well, no, I saw more I guess I'm like grandmother and like I saw you know people Oh, where are you going? Oh, you guys? Anyway, so I trimmed down All I want to say is that I noticed you trimmed your beard down because you told me about it.

And guess what? You're fucking asshole because I just talked about using your beard for something. I know. No, no, you, yeah, we brought up something that you wanted to use in my beard for. And then I literally, as soon as I was finished doing it, I was like, oh, shit. That's right. I'm not about that. Well, so what I think I'm going to do is I think I gonna grow it out until packs East Which is in March or April March?

So it'll be four months is it March now March 20 second to 24th? Really? Yeah Because they keep moving it it was they would used to be March April and now it's back to March It's always around Boston is too cold that's how I will grow it out until packs East and then I will trim it down again until RTX So I'll trim it down right after packs East and I'll then I'll grow after packing quite after packs Because people want to see it people want

You know me you know me photos. I have a people touching my beard as gross as gross as it is But I still have it like people want to go and see a beard It's what I was sure Don't touch it guys. This is a PSA. No it's funny every time someone takes a photo touching my beard. I'm like all right that's great. You're going to die in seven days. And they say what?

And then one actually got kidney stones. You got kidney stones. He's like so yeah you know how you told my friend who's going to die in seven days. He's in the hospital right now. Yeah. So a guy came up like it was like Friday. He touched my beard took a photo the next day he got so a guy came up like, it was like Friday, he touched my beard, took a photo, the next day he got kidney stones.

He was like, moped, I warned you. You know, that's like, honestly, that's like a big fear of mine. I don't know why. Kidney stones? Like, in the back of my head, I'm like, I'm gonna get kidney stones. Like, I don't want to have to deal with that. I think if you're having gotten by your 30s,

you're probably not gonna get them. Like, if people get them, get them all the time. Really? I think it's a blood chemistry thing. I feel like it's an older person thing though. Well, I think you could get them. Like, people get them get them all the time. Really? I think it's a blood chemistry thing. I feel like it's an older person thing though. Well, I think you could get them later in life, but I think people who get them like, if you're worried about getting them tomorrow, right?

You're not gonna live past 50. You're kidding, right? So, you're not worried about getting them in your 60s or 70s. Yeah, fuck that. He's gonna log to you. Did you have the chicken pox when you were younger? I got them twice.

Ooh. So, you're probably gonna get shingles. Got that lot of chickens. But he grew up. younger. I got it twice. So you're probably gonna get shingles. Got that a lot of tickets. 14 different kinds of chickens around. So odds were in this favor that he was gonna get it twice. I got it once when I was an infant like really really young. Yeah. And I remember I got it. That would mean it. That would make it really. Let me check with Google. I say

it's it. Check it on IMDB. I am D.D. Okay. And then I got to act correct when I was in first grade. And the worst part about chicken pox for me, and I'm a little bit of a personal story here. So I remember being, you know, in first grade, being seven years old and having chicken pox in my ass crack.

Oh. And it was like, you want to scratch them and like even like walking and movement would make them like Rub against each other. Oh my god. This might be the grossest thing ever and it was it was Terrible and like as a 70 like your parents don't scratch them don't itch them and you're like like you can't walk I just want to lay down all day because any movement would make them want to make me want it You do you want the first time ever? I want the podcast it nice I want this to be.

I mean, you just cut all of a simple walk in the mortal, right? Yeah. The carrying Chris. When Kerry was talking about the the chafing, oh, dude, like that, that hit me in a special place in my heart because when I was working at Disney, I worked at a the water portion. Like this. I know the story's going. Yeah, so I worked, I worked at the Backlot Tour

at Disney and GM Studios and I worked at the water tank where we did like, we showed how they did special water effects and stuff. So all it was was me and shorts all day on this, like this dock above the water where we'd have guests coming and stuff and that combination of moisture and walking around all day.

It was like, it was like chafing times a billion. It was the worst thing ever. No, it's just chafing and it hurts just to do it. Everybody's so fucking bad. I went on a four day golf trip with some of my buddies. We did four rounds of golf. And the first day walk in the course, it rained on us. And we were just, I didn't think twice. I think it's a shit fucking rain on us. Nobody just wants't get hit by lightning. We're okay. That was a fuck that was misery The rest of that trip was horrible. Yeah, something about them like the moisture and it's moving around a lot It's just like it's like well. I'm gonna have to invest in baby powder Cuz I'm gonna be shit of this stuff. Yeah, it is the worst thing. It's one of these if happens you once you never wanted to happen again

And you think about it every time you get in this you got You got special travel underwear. I did get special travel underwear. It's posted. What is it? What is it? What is it that was the help with? I wore them yesterday. I wish I'd worn them today. Show the podcast. Yes, I can show everyone watching the video. It's these types of underwear that's a brand called Icebreaker and it's made of a marina wool and it's supposed to be very it's supposed to be very, it's supposed to be marketed towards people who do a lot of outdoorsy stuff when they travel.

That's not you. It's not me, but they're very comfortable and they're very low maintenance. So you can- What does that mean? I'm like, I'm underweighting this. I'm still talking. I'm still talking.

I'm said about it. So what you do is you can wash them in cold water. So like let's say you're traveling, you can just take a couple of pair with you, you wash them with a little bit of soap, in like a sink, and you let them line dry, and they line dry like super fast, like in 10, 15 minutes. So like let's say you just take a couple of pair with you

on a trip, you're washing real quick. And lighter you pack it. Where you just want to take your backpack? Where you just put in your pockets or something? Where are you going? Or you just put them in your pockets? Like their suggestion, I don't do this, but their suggestion is you can wear them up to three times before you have to wash them. Oh

I'm done. This is on your way. I'm gonna apologize. I gotta go Podcast that's it. Yeah, I'm gonna end on that note. Happy 199 everybody. All right As Bernie could use the restroom Bernie can use the restroom. Yeah, that's what he's gonna step away to use the restroom. Yeah, you son of a bitch. I got yelled at for using the restroom. I can tell he's not leaving. Oh, yeah, his phone. I'll go through his phone.

No, that's terrible. Well, let's wrap up anyway. It's about time to... We should have Bernie for the wrap up. Is he gonna talk about food? He's not leaving. He's absolutely not. So, $199. So, you've done this for $199 episodes. Mine is $10. Maybe $20. No, not $20. Oh, $10. Yeah. Yeah, my name is 10ish episodes. So, what is, what do you say is your favorite moment on the podcast, Gus?

My favorite moment on the podcast that we have been last week when we almost made Gavin throw up talking about wet cow shit. That was pretty good. Any time you can get people to gag, I remember we did the podcast live at RTX. That was a good one. And I got Bernie to start gagging talking about my beard and talking to Franky. And trying to just going more and more grotesque as I could until I got Bernie to finally cut me off. The livestream at the gauntlet set was also pretty cool. Yeah. What about you? What's your favorite? My favorite moment? Probably today. My brain is playing with the cat.

Really? That was your favorite moment? I don't know. I would have to think about it. A hundred and ninety episodes. I'm not good when I'm put on the spot. Remembering that. Let's wrap this up, but to wrap it up we're all gonna pop one of these things. Yay! I got one. Alright, I'm good. You're gonna come back in your pop one with this Bernie? Bernie's get over here. You're gonna get on this thing.

Oh yeah, they're gonna turn that on. Oh wait, is it my turn? Yeah, is it? Take this. Can you get this? Oh, Bernie's in Dallas? Oh wait, what is that? Why is that?

Why is that Delay? I don't have the favorite moment. Bernie's in LA. Take up your... This is my metronome. Look, you stepped away from the couch to go to Los Angeles, apparently. Yeah. That's that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, couch to go to Los Angeles apparently. Yeah, that's that Nikomi tower what was you gave me an empty one? I can't see that is it empty? Yeah, oh

We hear here no Hey there you shit. Sorry. Well happy in 2013 everyone maintained Nuggets maintenance McNuggets no more bullshit Bernie's walking around Happy New Year Bernie's over there I'm over here

Hey, Barbie, do you want to go first? No, I'm sorry I have the same time Alright, one, two, three Wooo! I'm Bernie LA is two hours later So I'll just hang out here

It's a good thing we were on Bernie's show Hey! That hurt That hurt That would stomp me a little bit Alright, well let's wrap this up I'll just hang out here. It's a good thing we were on the beach Me a little bit. All right, well, let's wrap this up. Well, a shitty way to end Everybody we'll be back next week Number 200 and have a good 2013 Describe the show to a newcomer and a more familiar way. Do you like apples?

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