Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #201

Episode Date: January 16, 2013

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That's Gamefly.com slash RT Podcast. Can you guys shut up for 30 fucking quality reads? The airhead. No, I got a big bills. I just had the best set I've ever. I was going to Facebook and showing pictures of hot girls like that a bit and he'd go, oh, and he'd look and then I'd go look at another girls. Like that a bit and he'd go, oh, and he'd look. And then I'd go look at another one, I'd go here,

and he'd go, and then I'd go, there's horrible, like, shock image. And he'd go, oh, and that's the thing, it was hard to describe. I was looking at it, I was gonna figure out what it was. No. No. Oh, it was, it was, it was, it was titles

for the other machines I had in front of. It was the one reddit link. I have never ever clicked. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about then. Gavin's so when he starts throwing Gavin threw up while we were recording something the other day before we get to that Oh, yeah, we should probably mention what so yeah About 30 minutes ago Gavin's crawling or not Brandon's crawling around on the floor his phone just went off About 30 minutes before we're supposed to go live with the podcast, we lost all power at the studio in the normal building. So it was a mad rush to bring all our equipment over here and set up in this rudimentary fashion to make sure we still light-launched on time.

So we've had a very hectic past 30 minutes. The first live podcast we've done like a month. I know, I was happy that we were going back to live. I was really excited about it. We made some changes. We rewired almost everything in the studio. Yeah. And the whole building lost power today. The most thing is that usually because we were close to late in the day and we've all done full days of work. Usually I'm like needing to drink a red ball or something.

But I'm going here. But all the power went out and everyone freaked out. I'm going to be like, I'm holding on to that. I'm like, I don't need a red ball now. I'm wired. What also happened was the power went out and there were no lights at all in the studio. Oh, it's dark. I took a on to it, I'm dragging it with it. I don't need a red bone, I'm wide open. What also happened was the power went out and there were no lights at all in the studio. Oh, it's dark. I took a photo of it. I posted on Twitter, it was a 4-inch screen. Yeah, I think you see like two lights from like the inner studio. I mean, one of this podcast would be like a cool thing

where I'll wear a little eyebrow. And the power goes as like, it's kind of like after the fact that it doesn't really matter. Mine's all fucked up like I've been living shit and like running around and I brought a shut, especially. Your shirt's really matters. Mine's all fucked up like I've been living shit and like running around and I brought a shit Especially your shirt's really nice. I like it So the image that I showed Gavin was if you this is just I found this one day about browsing Reddit I'm just gonna read you like headlines. Okay, you can guess when I get to it or not It's dads of Reddit. Here's a quick way to make a ponytail for your daughter. That's a funny one

Yeah, I am Arnold. Oh, our sorcery did I ask me anything? Carbon planets turns earth chemistry on a Ted Sometimes when I play hit man dot dot dot guy stores is oh shit For snacks For snacks I'm not gonna click that. That is a lot. And I'm gonna click that. Just wait for Snacks. That was a lot. For Snacks. Just for the picture. Yeah, I was like, I was like, I stopped. The thing is, he told me this yesterday, he was like, I'm never gonna click that. That's ridiculous.

And then he showed me, this picture's been shown to me, but he picked this up, I was like, what's this pic? Awww! I was like, that's too good. I thought it was a little bit more. I was like, I'm not gonna click that. I was like, I'm not gonna click that. That's ridiculous.

And then he showed me, this picture's been shown to me, but he picked this up, I was like, what's never gonna click that, that's ridiculous. And then he showed me, this picture's been shown me, but I'm just like, what's this? What's this? Whoa! Whoa! I was looking at it too, because I thought it was a little weird, and then, God, the world with the world guys. I'm scared.

That's absolutely disgusting, that's for me. So, it's not good. I don't know. Oh, I don't know. He's already had it. So, he's just eating it. He knows just running. He's got foggy eyes.

That's just a foggy eyes. I can't take it. My stress. To my stress. Oh god, I'm pretty slavering. Oh, I got to go. Oh, all right. Oh All right, all right All right, we are we are down one and Gavin's about to go look at his eyes are watering up

We made Gavin throw up while we were recording a let's play the other day Michael and I are our Tags. Oh God. Do you know how bad Gavin hates wet bread? Something about like the soggy bread with this water all over it just makes Gavin wanna. You know, that's not making him throw up. Yeah. Let's make him throw up. So, how are you doing Gus?

I had something, this was probably a good segue. I had something kind of gross happening me earlier. Oh yeah, yeah. I'm gonna hear about this. So, and then this is Brandon's fault. Who I, we can't cut to this week. Oh no. You'll find out in a second. So, over the weekend, Brandon's fault, who I, we can't cut to this week. Oh, no. You'll, you'll find out in a second.

So, over the weekend, like I woke up one morning and my left ear kind of hurt. Oh, no. And I thought, oh, do I have a new infection? Yeah, so I went to the doctor of the day and I told the doctor, you know, this year kind of hurts. I'm not sure what's wrong with it. Can you take a look at it? I didn't know where this is going. And he goes, okay, so he pulls out his little ear looking thing.

And he's like, look, he's looking your healthy ear first. He looks in this ear, he's like, OK, everything's fine. Then he looks in this ear, and he's like, whoa. And I'm like, all right, so I say, what? He goes, there's just some build up in there. It's just kind of impacted. So this is the end of your ears thing. Well, yes.

So he's like, there's some stuff in there. It's kind of impacted. Well yes so he's like it's just there's some stuff in there it's kind of impacted. We're just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna try to grab it so he has like this little tool to try to like pull it out. Is it like total recall that goes up on the Schwarzenegger's? It's like a long stick with like a little loop at the end looks like a little last time. So he's like digging around he's like oh man it's it's really in there. It's like hold on let me call the nurse. So he gets the nurse to come in. So the nurse really in there. It's like, hold on, let me call the nurse. So he gets the nurse to come in. So you get a little figure.

So the nurse comes in and she's got like this spray bottle with like a little needle attachment at the end of it. And I guess it like makes shoots a pressurized stream of liquid. Yeah. So she's like, all right, well, I'm going to just go and shoot this in your ear and we'll try to, we'll just lodge it and get it out like that.

So I'm like fine. So I'm like there at the dark's office and she starts like squirting it. She's like, man, that is not coming out. I'm like, what? She's like, it's liquid blasting. Yeah, she's like blasting liquid. High pressure liquid. Yeah, super loud. Right? Yeah. And it's just not coming out. And she's like, huh? Okay, well, we've got the solution that dissolves buildups like this. So we're just gonna pour it in your ear, wait five to seven

minutes, it'll dissolve it, and we'll be able to blast it out with the water like fine They put the drops in she's like all right wait here five to seven minutes. I'm gonna come back She puts drops in leaves. I'm waiting there She comes back in she's like all right here. We go so she like gets the blast-pr thing again She starts blasting it. She's like it is not coming out. Oh my god. She's like hold on Let me get the alligator clips. I don't know what the fuck She's like hold on let me get the alligator clips. I don't know what the fuck The John's live for a crew they have like four to a week. They have to go through

She comes back and she's like Well, we're just we have this machine that we use in situations like this I'm like what it just it's just gonna suck it right out of your ear I'm like what? She leaves and then her the doctor come back in and they're like starting this machine in. And it's got like a really long needle like this long. And like at the tip of it, it's like a tiny hole. And I guess just a vacuum on the end with like a tiny point of suction. So they should be six inch long needle in your ear. Right. So the doctor looks in there again. He tries to scrape it

out with the first tool. He's like, and it is not coming out. So then that he gets the suction thing. And he starts, and it is not coming out. So then he gets the suction thing and he starts like jabbing around in there. And it kind of hurts. I'm not gonna lie. And he's like, he's poking it, poking it, it's not coming out. You know, we might have to give you like a weak source

of that dissolving solution. And he wanted to do it every day and then come back. I'm like, what? And then finally he's like, okay, there I got it. And all of a sudden I could like hear like, that's like a ocean. It was like a superpower, I could hear everything. And then it started, it was okay, there I got it. And all of a sudden I could like hear like, there's like a ocean. There was like a superpower I could hear everything. And then it started to be the most disgusting noise coming out.

I was like, oh, God. And it was like, oh, and it was like, and it was the same to go forever. And then he pulled it out. He's like, nurse, nurse, nurse. And then he's like, he's like, every toe is like crazy. And then he like gets in his hand.

Oh, yeah. Tell me how to glove on him. He's like, as he's pulling it away from me, Crazy and then he like gets in his hand Tell me a glove on He like as he's pulling away from me. I catch you do him so bit and I'm like hold on hold on hold on let me take a picture Whoa Holy crap Was there a mouse I Like half the room is exploded starting to throw up Like three months of live podcast wearing that ear

I wore the earpiece when you were on the street So brown Gavin it was like This will be in the length of if you want us yet for some kind of It'll be on the link if you want to see it for some gone off I'll do it. Don't do it. I'm gonna meet my my friends. It'll be on the reddit as well I've really pulled it out and I took a picture Like I realize like he's like the doctors like kind of freaked out nothing in a picture I'm like was that a weird request or you think a picture of it? And he goes no Surprisingly when I pull stuff out of people they always want to take a picture of it God you want to take a picture of everything now. It's unbelievable. Well, I think this is a great podcast. All right, just like a direct Unbelieble your piece and oh and like I guess for a while I didn't realize it

But I couldn't hear so a lot of my left side. Yeah, no, I understand yeah, you don't realize how fucked up I'm telling them so like it's clear. How did we win a fucking award? The podcast we door back here. Oh, a thank you podcast. Welcome to new podcast. What is it was a percentage of the time that we talked about gaming on the podcast? 15%? You think so?

Yeah. That's pretty good. I don't say 15% right now. Sometimes we have a real gaming one. Yeah. Real gaming, like probably what it's like. No more. Nothing else.

That's it. That's out of the way. Pull That's for the podcast, right? Okay, you're frowning me with your gross stuff. I'm really sorry. Apparently, I just primed a pump for you. Oh, God, it's terrible. Yeah, that's what happened earlier. I've been a free-shrieking. Priming any pops in any store. Have you ever vomited from something just gross? Yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah.

The happy other day we were recording. We were playing Death Crosse, which is Minecraft It's left-footed skinned exactly like minecraft Which is really fun awesome, but with I guess all steam games you can spray yeah Every card I walked down was different pictures of wet soggy bread Michael and I had wet bread that we were spraying on all different photos of wet bread and then I think Was it Ray had a picture of Dan? That's what I was saying. It was so Dan.

Dan and I were dead. You know, it's partner on slow-mo team, and then it's within wet bread everywhere. You remember those sprays that I made for CS back at the drug gamers days? Yeah, those were awesome. They were like speech bubbles. They were speech bubbles.

Oh, that's cool. It said like, holy shit, I suck a counter-strike. He sprayed like next to dead people. I feel like that's awesome. So it's like, that's really cool., that's cool. Holy shit, I suck a counter-strike. He's praying next to dead people. Oh, that's awesome. So it's like, can you say that you've said it? Did it? No, or something. I had to like, I-

I'm just a giant cock that ends in the mouth. No, he can't like over the player models. You had to put it next to him. So it looked like it was part of the thing of them talking. That's pretty clever. Yeah. And or thought bubbles. Yeah.

I can't wait to show it to him. There was one moment where I was downed. And like, obviously, when you're on a floor, you can just sit there Spray in a bread Yeah, not getting him back up is putting him Spray sitting there with his line on your island. Yeah, I'm just lying on bread How did you we had a short that we shot it was the only other short that you were in which was the clone one right?

I was in like five. Were you really? Well, that was the main one you were was the clone one Here's a cat dynamic, yeah. Next message. Yeah, did one with Jeff. Mixed messages. But how did you suffer through that watching me eat soggy bread? Well, because you had to take a bite of sandwich.

I think there's only outtakes as well. And then you had to deliver a line with the sandwich still in your mouth. But obviously, you know, even your several takes, right? So you was keeping this soggy bit of sandwich in there. It was really getting wet. It was neck-to-earth. You were gagging, I was gagging.

But the bread itself was all wet. You can use it from the coolie next door. Oh, yeah. It was from the... Yeah, it was from the coffee shop. The worst for me was the... That the short we did with the interdimensional sandwich. Oh, yeah.

No, a food war. Yeah, like we had bought the sandwich early in the morning And then we didn't shoot the scene where I had to take a bite of it till like late afternoon And even sitting out all day and it was just like rancid and nasty Probs to the worst man. They're the absolute worst anytime we have food on a set It's just a nightmare Just gets like hard or nah. It's like it goes to liquid or goes to solid like that's it Food phase hard or not. It's like it goes to liquid or goes to solid. Like that's it. There's no gas phase for food. There's no food phase. The food phase is like gone immediately. God awful. So like you mentioned, we won a podcast award for gaming.

It's not there. Can you grab it? And we will on that award. And then the next week we just finished reclassifying the podcast to comedy. Hey, what I didn't even know that was going to happen. What, when did that happen? Uh, last week after we released the last podcast. So what was the, what was the reasoning behind doing that? Uh, we felt we, we won gaming. We talked, yeah, we moved on.

We're on the leaderboard. We prestige. We still get that. Well, actually, I didn't think were they named the best podcast the year and they completely left out our entire category. Yeah. That's actually the reason I was actually. Was that really was it?

Yeah, it's like comedy was the top one and there was like one or two others. And like there was no gaming, no hobby, no... Even though it is a subcategory. That's interesting. Yeah. It's completely left it out. This is it.

Fuck it. So yeah, we're funny. We're comedy podcasts. So I figured, we have to find out. Let's just change it. Yeah, you know, I gotta say, there is an anti gaming bias on the internet. Like, it's like the internet wanting to forget what its roots are, like, that gamers were some of the original people online.

But now as the internet's become more mainstream, there really is like subversion of gaming culture on stuff like iTunes and even YouTube. Gaming and porn. We're talking about the late the foundation. Yeah. I don't think anyone's that high-poorn. So the other awards we went to, which is a silver one behind Gabby and Jordan there, we went out for the IAW TV Awards and we went two awards for Red vs. Blue. Now that's during CES. Don't they always had the porn awards during CES? No, they did. I think the last year was the first year they were a separate weekend. Because these me were CES and avn or I think this avn error triple a or

No, it's I thought it was a The avn awards but things the AE see adult entertainment expo is the actual event. I went there was I would there was Yes, but the avian awards are like the awards show they have that you hear about it So you wait you went to that actually? Yeah, I went when I was writing for any cool news I went to go cover CES one year and Awards are like the awards show they have that you hear about it. So you wait, you wait to that actually. Yeah, when I was writing for any cool news, I went to go cover CES one year and I was like, on a whim, I was like, yeah, I'm sending my credentials over to the AE and they're like, yeah, no problem.

Come on over. It's like, okay. Why is that surprise you? It was, it was. It was just vetting process, it wasn't up to snow. But I went over there and I walked the floor one time. I never saw more guys in football jerseys in one spot than anywhere else on the planet

It was like the weirdest thing. It was mainly just lines of people lined up to get a get a photo in an autograph of a porn star And that was it no argue then you're what are those dudes? I was in line. I was walking around I was covering I was covering I wrote an article about it. See this is discussion. We had to the day so I forget like what was it 30 podcasts ago? We were talking about foods in no spoil We said and people yeah, yeah, then people told me honey doesn't spoil and then on a layer podcast I told you at the moment because that was the live one wasn't there's a live one But then they kept telling me that was as they listed the podcast for like four weeks that honey doesn't spoil All right, and I said hey fuckers on Twitter stop telling me to honey does spoil well now people Just send me honey doesn't expire honey doesn't spoil all the time

I get it like once or twice at least a day maybe four or five times a day. Oh I trust me I know all about saying things on podcasts and then never going away. Believe me. But here's the thing is like it's like all the people who send me the hey Bernie gets what honey doesn't expire they all think they're doing it ironically. Like they're like I'm in a joke. There's no joke. It's like it's not really is no joke. It's like it wants you to do that once you act like the internet idiot. Yeah. You are that person. You really are that person. You're not... You're not being ironic. Yeah, you're not part of the joke. You are the joke. But come the punchline. This isn't gonna help at all anyway.

No, I know, but I don't care. It's like, it's not level now. It's just like, what? I mean, at this point. Because I went to dinner dinner with you yesterday You showed me three from like that meal in an hour Maybe we're sitting in this like unbelievable. It can be we'll keep up with that joke. Yeah, yeah Yeah, everybody's like it's like if uh if like you know you contribute on something like that like like like like Ray had a great point Ray said he started he started saying YOLO to make fun of YOLO, but now he can't stop saying YOLO. No, he says it. Yeah.

And now he's one of the people. Is it a vlog enough to come everything he hates? Pretty much, yeah. It's not like, I mean, you guys, but you actually say YOLO, they're just like, fucking, I'm doing whatever I want, YOLO. That's how it started. They weren't like sitting around philosophically

buying into, wow, my existence is a singular existence. I have to live to the highest level possible. No, they're just idiots like, that's like, you're going, yellow, you're dead. That's all he is the guy. That's why, every time you try and make fun of something, though, it ends up becoming a thing that you do generally.

You either die in the hero, like live on, you have to see yourself become like, out, down and I call each other B and stuff of that. And that's just really irritating. My dad did the same way. He would make fun of this woman who, whenever she would hang up the phone, she would go, all right, bye, bye, bye. And like I said, buy all the way down to the phone and then he started doing that.

He's been doing that for about 20 years. Yeah. He said bye, bye, bye, bye. But anyway, so you guys did not go to the adult entertainment expo while you're at CES. You clarified what the question I was going to ask is you clarified in your explanation, which is people kept saying a different name than AVN. And I said, did they change? Like the WWF change.

Oh, I don't know. Now, it's AVN something else. No, I mean, when I went to it, it was AE, and I don't know how long it was before that. But it's funny, like, one of the 20 things I saw at CES that year was there was literally one hall that was like the whole adult expose in one room. And then like next to it was another part of CES is

Enormous if you never been to it, but it was literally like 50 feet. It was one door was the porn you know porn area And the other door was like tronics area and that sort of like that foieee area right there What area the foieee? foieee? Wow But that area there was like just it was nothing but nerds and like porn stars. It was like the weirdest, most awkward thing ever. And then you had people from strip clubs trying to convince the nerds to go to the strip club later that night. So, he's like, the high girls would like the cards and stuff.

So, is there anything actually at all at those things? So, is it just you meet the porn stars? There's not like live sex shows already. No, nothing like that. I mean, what you were talking about, you said that was the- A live sex place. So, I saw the largest print of a vagina That I've ever seen. Oh, yeah, well, yeah, I guess there's photos of things, but there's nothing like live there on like nothing actually happening

Life people are like yeah, nothing like that. No, but the Lips of women are nude in the booth sometimes not not typically actually. I just want to win. They're there weren't yeah, okay I've seen plenty of post-time Reddit. Yeah They sometimes were like the stickers the piece is strategically placed So anyway, it's definitely an experience was like wow, this is really weird. I was like hmm Anytime it's yes, no, I just went in for the podcast awards. It came back. Did you see the thing that like Microsoft did you do which apparently stole the show? No, so So it's some kind of thing that takes some kind of technology. And I'm going to look it up because all I do

is see some cursory stuff because I was there, but I was around the event the entire time and not actually part of it. But apparently, it's like, I think the purpose of it was to take your experience beyond the surface. And an example that I kept seeing is like a room where all the devices in our Microsoft device are devices that attach to this thing or sync with it.

And imagine if like there's your TV and you're playing Call of Duty and the entire wall is Call of Duty. Oh, yeah. Let's say it's the room. Yeah. And it projects it. It projects it all over the entire wall and that your TV is like a just a sharper focus of where you're looking.

But like all around you are all the buildings. Like you're running through. It's also like it projects peripheral around TV. Yeah, outside the TV. Yeah, it's like it's like holodeck version like point 01. Yeah, but you're only focused on the TV. So there's the same resolution in the TV. So what's the resolution of the entire thing then?

I don't know, but it's like it looks projected. It's like it looks like stuff just projected on a normal wall But it's the buildings that like you're running by It was sounding lame up to when I just did it and that sounds real. Yeah, let me show you It's not a dumb until I figured it out. There's not a cool. It's not a dumb until it made sense Yeah, like all great things. Yeah beer that's stupid We you know when the power went out we were That's stupid. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop daddy sitting in the dark warehouse he opens bridges what's wrong with the place this is not really always expect a light in a fridge you know in the house though we had lost power in the building earlier today but then it came back on and we're like oh that's weird now oh well i'm sure everything's fine so that's

not part of the power coming from the street like coming from the city yeah like so it wasn't just our building it's like the whole lot no it's just that building oh just our section just that part so it's called it's called in Luma room That's a terrible. That's getting is terrible So that's why I'm looking like in the back of my life or something like that x-ray glasses That's why I think of stuff being lame up until I understand it I sort of a thing is that really means whatever

I start thinking of a tablet is here I sort of video a tablet that like it I sort of video a tablet that like it It squirts liquid under the screen and like makes little bubbly buttons come up whenever you get the keyboard on Oh, yeah, it's all right people are just making stuff for the sake of it. We have everything we need nobody needs to come I got you guys done. I don't want to squelch on a The I'm typing on touch screen is fine. Yeah,. Yeah, and also, you know, although I have used lately, I have used some kiosks. I use a Southwest kiosk to go out to Vegas because once you get in Austin, when we fly, you have to choose whatever carrier just goes direct to the city that you're going to.

Which is only Southwest. And in Pervegas it's Southwest. Otherwise, it's like, otherwise, it's like, fucking hate Southwest. I think US Airways has a flight to Vegas. Really? I think you're correct. Oh, I'm right. But their Kiosk had like a tactile feedback on them

when I was using it when I was typing in. And it's like, it gave me like a vibration and like a clutch back. Like I could feel the keys. But it was just glass. Did it project around? No, we did do that. Like, I was not some letters.

Oh, but some notes were around. Yeah. I had previous versions of the alphabet. I hate our usual messages though. I went to some letters. All the symbols were around. I have previous versions of the alphabet. I hate are you sure messages though? I went to an ATM. I think it was in Vegas and I pressed English to, you know, just let your language first. I said, are you sure you want to choose English?

I mean, I've only pressed one button. It's like a condo bag. It's the dumbest confirmation message ever. And if you can't read English, it's like which one is the English? I mean? I'm in everything still in English. Are you made it terrible? Well, the thing that I'm always dealing with now too, whenever I call in places, I have just determined that Siri and voice activated things don't understand my voice.

They just can't. I can get two words out, and then that's it. It either cuts me out, goes, I don't know what the fuck you're doing. Can you shut your dog out, please? Can I talk to your owner? What's that? Jimmy's in the well. I use the voice recognition stuff for like texting. So like we hit a little like a little microphone button you can talk and it'll write it out for you. And that stuff was the end of the work for me. Yeah. I'm really worried really worried like can you show me a picture? Oh, sorry. Yeah, you know broken. That's a room room.

That's like a snow level. Oh, cool. And it makes it snow inside your room. So it appears like snowflakes appear on the screen. I think it's like an ambiance thing, but also it's like, you know, it can also extend for where your vision is and focus. What is good is if it just for every kill you got, it just stacked the corpse in the corner.

It's a pile of dead bodies all around. Do you thought we had people. You thought we had everything, but we don't. Yeah, yeah. Kill count. Hey, is it going to hear a rumor correct that Congress is considering a bill that penalizes video game companies for shootings or something like that? No, um, I did hear it from Joel.

Yeah, now Alex Jones is screaming at the time. No, um, so Biden has been talking to a bunch of people about like they've been bringing in different groups that kind of talk about gun violence and America and stuff. And he talked to the NRAs, talked to like some mental health people and they brought in the video game industry. And so like I want to say the president of the ESA came in, the Electronic Software Association. And there was kind of like talking about video games

sort of their impact on youth and stuff. And to me it's just like even showing up to that that is admitting too much or is like saying too much like it's such a it's such a dumb connection to me but they didn't bring in the movie they didn't break in the movie industry I mean I would say the movies are just as responsible for you know violent images for children as video games are I agree I'm saying fight okay okay as a responsible industry they should show off and defend themselves yeah well not yeah no I agree with I'm saying fight, we're not saying that. Okay. Okay. As a responsible industry, they should show up and defend themselves. Yeah. Well, yeah, no, I agree with that. But pulling them in makes it seem like there's guilt on that organization.

But the industry, the video game industry can't control whether or not Congress summons them to testify. No, no, yeah, but it is hurt to me. They have to show up. No, it is hurt to me the fact that the video game industry is even being pulled into this conversation. And it's just like, and now they're actually, you know, having to make this debate that should have been dead forever ago. Well, it was dead. The Supreme Court had that ruling about the California law where they Yeah, the Ye law or whatever that was right where they penalized game game stores. Or they didn't allow game stores to sell games that were rated M was like, yeah, some like that. And it was, yeah, it's well, we got in this discussion at my house because we're playing lego lord of the rings and we're like a hundred and a billion hours into that fucking game to finish it but we got in the

discussion about that about how how much would you like to play a lego halo game that be a lot of fun right because you can switch to Cortana's which those characters and everything. But it's like, oh, well, Halo is associated with Mega blocks, not with Lego. That's right. Because Lego has that rule where they always heard that they won't be associated with R rated or mature content, mature for video games. And then, and then it thought, yeah, it's weird that R is equivalent of mature, but even weirder, I was playing Lord of the Rings. And you're going to tell me that Lord of the Rings is less adult than Halo I mean that it's what's goes on in Halo that's that's worse than what happens Lord of the Rings I mean like you get John elite sticking so is through Marines and stuff like Lord of the Rings go on mirrors getting arrow is your own yeah, yeah, like orcs running swords and

Dead you do what's Lord of the Rings and I am just a group of people. You're un-dead, you're so sick. Yeah, I watched a lot of the rings again. I don't know. Yeah. Maybe it was just a bunch of midgets running through the woods. You know what you should do? Did you, I'd love to hear you talk about it.

You're supposed to do it. I'd love to hear you talk about it. It was the best one-sonous description of War the Rings. A bunch of midgets running through the woods. And some of the woods can move and talk and all. Come on, midgets walk through the woods. No, that's simple walk through the woods. Oh!

The five-risk-dif production. I know. You know what you should do. Have you seen the Hobbit? I just walked through Mordor. Oh! Oh! The uh... Five-rescue production. I can't say no. Um, you know what you should do. Did you see the hobbit? Every single hobbit? Yeah. Go back immediately and watch, uh, fellowship.

Yeah. Because it's crazy the amount of stuff that ties in that they tied in from Hobbit to, uh... I got to notice the lot. I got to see Hobbit again, like in normal... I do it. Not 48 frames. I'll go with you. So you saw it for a friend

I saw 48 frames 3d and I didn't like it. That's how I would want to see it I want to see how the director It was the technical the technical side of it was so distracting to me to ruin the movie like it was I was more like watching the guys move around So crisp and clean it was just like was too much It doesn't do you think I have bias going into it and you let yourself be affected by that negative? Honestly, like I picked up on it immediately. When Bilbo is running, or moving through his house, is this so crisp and so sharp?

Is this like, it was off-putting to me. I mean, it was like, and that's the first 10 minutes of the movie. Here's what happened to me, Gus, is that it killed my ability to suspend disbelief. I never could, during the 48 frames presentation, I could never say to myself, I'm not watching movie. I'm just like, I'm in the story and all that stuff. I was like, I'm watching a movie, I'm watching a movie, I'm watching a movie.

And I can say, I have a bias against 3D and it's gone after like two minutes. Like any movie that I go see. So you want to go see, we should go see the IMAX because I want to see it in the IMAX and the IMAX. I'll go, I'm going to see it. I'm not to see. You want to go see, we should go see the IMAX because I want to see it in the IMAX and the IMAX. I'm going to check. I'm going to check. I'm going to check. I'm going to check. I'm going to check.

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you're like after you see the hobbit. Yeah, they come back and that was one of the weird things they changed the habit. That's completely different resolution not completely but the source of the resolution with the trolls is different than it is in the book and

I don't know why they did that. Was it? Yeah. I thought it was gained off. Was it coming from the edges of it was gandall. Was it gandall? Pumping from the edges of the clearing in the book. Mistracking. Yeah, distracting over time. Like gandall's a big hero in the hubbub hubbub. Ian's Ian's Ian's Ian's Ian.

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because a lot of games I got worse supposed to come out in the fall got actually pushed to the spring. That happens all the time though. But more so this year, I mean like a lot like, like, okay, so the only big one I can think of is BioShock Infinite. BioShock Infinite, you've got Dead Space 3 and you're actually a fall release? Yeah, I was supposed to come out like October November or something. And then there was another one, I was saying last of us, actually, there was another release.

There was another release. The first release date they announced was the Kirkman. Maybe it was God of War. I thought there was some PS3 title that got pushed but anyway they years were pretty cool. Let's come out They had years of work judgment. Yeah, revolution Judgment is here, but anyway, but like this year there are so many games coming out of February and March That is just like usually this is our slow time. It's like both were right back into it You know, we had we had January we had a few weeks in January to breathe. And now it's like, all right, good luck.

But even like 2011, we had one day where we had five triple-aid titles hit in one day. And this year, in 2012 was nice, because at least it was one a week. But now it's like, all right, now it's got space. I'm looking here at the games. I'm looking forward to it. So I got Bioshock Infinite February 26.

Here's a war's March 19. Bioshock got pushed. Last of us Infinite February 26th. Here's a war's March 19th. BioShock got pushed. Last of us May 7th. Uh, everything else I'm looking at has no firm. The new demo for Death Face 3 came out today. Oh, that's right. Death Face 3. Let's see. It's very very awesome. TBA still.

TBA 2013. It'll be early, but it'll be before summer probably. Have you guys played all the Gears War? Yes. Yes. Yeah. I stopped at your one and I don't know why It's a pretty ridiculous. I lost track up. It's kind of it's a it's a it's like a Michael Bay franchise of video games

I would say it's kind of over-the-top you know kind of dumb plot but a lot of fun Transformed one thing I liked about Gears of War which no other game seems to ever follow is that you could show me footage of Gears of War And I would not be able to tell you which game it was from. Like, because each game looks the same. This is different, like different white, different enemies in some way. But visually it's the same and I love that. It just feels like you're just moving on through the story without any distraction at all. It was way ahead of its time, I thought, when the first one came out, like it looked so good. Yeah, and the whole reloading thing was pretty cool as well.

Yeah, I still love that mechanic, except after you've been drinking. It's so hard to do, I I get so fucking angry because over time Like I can see myself getting worse and worse where I'm like I'm not even like I'm getting penalized because I'm hitting it at the wrong time But then I'm stubborn and I don't want to stop trying something And it's one of those things where the first time you play it you're like you kind of overwhelmed Anyway by the game and then you realize that there's a there's a reload mechanism It's like screw this but as soon as you get good, which is immediately, you feel really good about it. Like, you have reload as well.

Oh, and again, it's like you get really good. It's like a player, like it can be really tough. It really helps you out as well, with the bonus damage. I also have to say, I like a game where the default weapon is my favorite. Yeah. And the answer is to me, the best weapon in that game.

Somebody's still rewarding with that chainsaw. I like to license somebody. I like to torque both personally. The torque boat is bad. Yeah that's got a great mechanic for the actual aiming of it. We have that like arc and the kink. Yeah I really like that. Probably one of the meatiest sniper rifles in any video game as well. Yeah. I want to head this. Yeah. So something about it's weird for some reason I'm better at third-person shooters than I am at first-person shooters. Well, you're horrible at first. I'm terrible at first-person shooters.

Third-person shooters aren't as twitch-orientated as the first-person shooters. I guess so, yeah. But I've always been better about that. Like, Godfather 2 had a multiplayer mode, and I was really good at that. But I really like Godfather 2. That was kind of a pan-game. Yeah. I entered the shit out of that game.

I like the first guy, father. I haven't even played a game and thought it was really good. And then later realized that everyone hated it. That would drive a three. I love that game. And then I realized that there was like a huge flop and nobody liked it. But that was the first game to have a real decent theatre mode. You could keep the call like stuntman mode or...

Yeah, and you could keyframe camera moves. Which you haven't really had to do in any game since I think oh well uh skate does that oh it does yes yeah it's right at this point I want it here and then when it lands here I want to come here man I'm trying to think I remember there's like games that other people got involved with and I was like what the hell like you used to play that rock star table tennis all the like I don't get it I never got it definitely had a huge rival real brother that he's the only one I played it with you guys would talk about it constantly Yeah, very

Jeff yeah, it was a little beautiful office We do that. Yeah, I love rocks are though because they made that game basically just to test facial animation and character animation stuff Like then there was like those kind of like a win like a tech dammit of all was international Yeah, I mean that all that stuff went into like you know like grand taut of like a win. Like a tech demo that evolves into natural resources. Basically, yeah. It's making money off of it. Yeah, I mean, that all that stuff went into like, you know, like, Gran Tathada 4 and Red Dead. I mean, it's like, I love to see that stuff happen. I probably played more table tennis than I did GTA 4. You are, Tom.

I'm really true. Yeah. He's done like a great game. I only forced great GTA 4. I only played like six hours of GTA 4. Wow. Man, I guess he doesn't like the sandbox. Yeah, I agree.

He doesn't like sandbox. GTA has the most natural transition between animated dudes and then ragdoll. Like they come in. Yeah. So I'm on your drone again. No, I actually had this like stumbling. I was writing for a Franick Cool and they sent me to New

York City to check out Grand Theft Auto 4 before it came out. And the thing that blew my mind was a one point, the guy who was controlling the game was walking around in a taxi hit him in the leg and he put his hand down on the hood of the taxi ride himself. And it was just like, oh my god. That's not an animation. That's just a natural thing. Yeah. It was so simple, but it was like, that is incredible. I mean, a lot of a lot of games as soon as the game wants you to be in Rackthal, they're just like, yeah, yeah. It's still like rigidness to a character. Yeah. I thought it was just, but they had to in red dead as well. Yeah, but it's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah paying it, it goes black and white, you know, by a cop card, it's the rose,

we have a page. I'm like, I wanna see that again. Oh, I can't. But they put it in slow motion, can't. Move the camera around, it really is. But like the rumors, the next Xbox is gonna have like a DVR functionality. I've heard that, I don't know, man.

No, I don't think it's true. I think maybe something like that would have been said at CES, like, I'm maybe, I hope it has the salooner. Yes, it's in a big like video game announcement. Like, that's too big announcement, I feel said at CES, like, did it. I'm hoping it has the alluring thing. Yes, isn't a big, like, video game announcement. Like, Dylan, like, that's too big announcement. I feel like for CES. CES, I mean, announce, yeah.

CES is not worthy. They may announce, like, set top box functionality, but, like, core console functionality, they're gonna say free. So, okay, Gus, we can talk about this before. Do you think a console is coming out this year? Like, a new Xbox or PS3 or PS4? I have no inside knowledge.

No, yeah, sorry. We literally have no actual knowledge of this stuff. Yes, I think there will be a big success. I absolutely do. Yeah, I don't know. I'm going to buy it. No, because I'm spent, will be in November. No, come on, I should.

Do you think they would launch it? Because if they, theoretically, if they were going to announce a console that's coming out this year, they would announce it probably at E3, right? What do they do with the Wii U? Wii U was a year and a half. They announced it at the E3 before the night. It was like, they announced it in 2011 2011 and then it came out fall of 2012. So that's a year and

a half. Lead up. And it's one of those things you've got to establish sort of you know, you know, teach your audience. You got to let them know that this is coming. You know what I think the best indication is? What's up? Is start looking at major titles and start seeing like what they're when they're announced. The big rumor was that the watchdog's demo from last e3 was running on new hardware Yeah, okay the e soft title. There was another one that they made that claim about I thought it was maybe this last of us There's a link to those watch dogs and there was one other one that people were saying was probably running on next generation That watchdogs demo was fucking awesome. Yeah, that kind of lies there in the audience when they announced and it was just like it got

Everyone off guard. It was like, what the hell is this thing? And it's kind of surprising in E3 now to actually see something brand new and playable. Yeah, something you never heard of. Yeah, I mean, that was the thing about E3 that always announced all these new games. Now, everything's expected.

It's like, all right, we've got a sequel to every game that's been coming out. It's a see something fresh and original. We never talked about the VGA's. They had that weird trailer for that game people think it's the next Metal Gear game the whale Mobile are white whales. I was the name of the studio. That's right Yeah, I forget that the basically people thing is gonna be the next metal gear game. Yeah, so like people are like there's images

It was like alluding to Went old boss and you know all the different characters from the game kind of popping back up again. It looked great, but it was really really so it was really bizarre. It's like I don't know it's like one of the things that's like out of nowhere. There's no context for it. Well wasn't like the CEO of this white whale company like his name was an anagram for Kojima or something. Yeah, it was something like very odd. And then he even tweeted like that guy, this fake guy tweeted at mega 64 that he likes their stuff or something and I know the mega 64 guys

and the Knaomi and Kajima are very friendly so who knows get Rock O on the phone I have white wheel games up here but I don't see I think it was called though. Yeah, there was something maybe dick studio that might have been that's yeah, okay, I'll look it up here and Yeah, yeah, it was not talking about games on this comedy podcast I'll look it up here. And yeah, yeah, it was us talking about games on this comedy podcast. Oh, right. When we went to PAX this past year, we went to a Konami party and Megastix IV was there. You know, we went and we ran into them.

And while we were standing there, it was ordering a drink and I saw Hideo Kojima walk in and immediately go to the VIP area and everything. And I had a couple of drinks and I took off and then later that night I'm checking Twitter and there's pictures of Kojima and like Rocco standing behind him, you know I'm potentially photobombing but like talking to someone and he's like always they're like Disguised or always it's kind of funny. He's seen stuff like that like I was just there like Did you see the video that came out? I think yesterday or today of the guy watching the chase in In Los Angeles. There's like a police chase the guy's like all these top cars falling this guy

And he's like he's filming the TV and's always like, all these cop cars fall in this guy. And he's like, he's filming the TV and all of a sudden, it turns up a street and then you can hear cop cars coming and that chase goes right behind the guys, like Windows, like right behind the TV. He's like, oh, oh shit. Oh my God.

And then it cuts back. It's pretty funny. That was a phantom pain, is the name of the game. That was it. There was an instance where a guy was watching a high-speed chase and then you had to go out so he taped it. And then he ended up capping the guy in the chase, pull up alongside him, crash, get him out of his car and then drive off. So he has a tape for himself being pulled out onto the right and then his car belongs away. That's awesome.

Yeah, that's really awesome. I'm sure he feels great about that. It's also got to do that to me, you know. He got thrown down and looked up and waved. What would you do to support you this year, Gus? I mean, I played a ton of GTA one, two, and three. I played a ton of Vice City, but I never made the leap beyond that. Really? San Andreas where I kind of got lost. I played a lot of San Andreas, but I never finished it.

And did you play Red Dead? Yeah, I didn't care for Red Dead. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did.

I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I of San Andreas, but I never finished it and I did yeah, I didn't care for it really I started I'm starting to have problems with open world games Like if I'm not told immediately this is what you need to do and you know, you know, I'm not pushed along that story I ended up getting lost I'll get too distracted

I think I gotta be folk originally that wasn't enough freedom in games and then they give you freedom And then there's too much freedom and now I want to be pushed down with there wasn't enough freedom in games and then they give you freedom and then there's too much freedom And now I want to be pushed down with path again. I don't want the freedom anymore I think rockstar handles that better than anybody else like the I mean the stories in rockstar games. Oh damn good Well, I like to the episode stuff in in GTA like you come back around and touch on your original characters Yeah, I never do in that one. I was Niko. Yeah, I ever kill a night guy I want to go back and play GTA 4 just because the DLC looks so good. Baladogaytoni is better than the original game. So Baladogaytoni specifically is why I want to go back and play GTA 4 just because the DLC looks so good. Validate Gay Tony is better than the original.

So Validate Gay Tony specifically is why I want to go back and play GTA 4. Definitely, definitely. Yeah, well apparently in GTA 5 there are three main protagonists and you jump kind of back and forth between the three of them. I'm actually excited for that game. That's kind of cool. Yeah. And I mean I think that might be the swan song of this generation of consoles.

Yeah. So you guys ever, did you play the original Grand Theft Auto the one that was top down? Yeah, the first two were like that. Yeah, do you know there's one out a game out now called hotline Miami? Yeah, it's kind of in that style. Have you played? There's a retro city rampage, which is like that and then a side-scroller. No, that's top down. Oh, I didn't know that It's very very old-school looking. What's actually T1? Yeah, yeah, well hotline Miami's game I mean here a lot about it. So one of the things is like you hear about it Enough on the fringes. You're like I'm gonna get this try that so I down on it off steam

But I've been busy lately. Yeah, I got a I got a big couple weeks here. I got it's got a new house. Oh, yeah Yeah, I got an answer today. I got that so thank you. You have the key. You actually have a key. I do have a key nice Yeah, also he's turning 40 you can what's that what's that you're turning 40? I am We're gonna break it out. You can save Joe the cat from freezing the death tonight. Oh, that's true The unpowered Studio it's not a freeze that it's 55 degrees over there Yeah, but now these also a cat the heater is no longer working. Yeah, I guess it'll drop It's been kind of crazy cold in Austin. I mean if it gets under freezing in Austin

That's weird. It's a cat can sleep under a calm, be warm. It can be. I found him the other day, Lindsay was concerned that that he was dead. We, we, she came in in the morning and he didn't come out to greet her. She's like, can you help me look for George? Like, I don't want to find a dead cat. I look there. I look around and eventually, like, I looked up on the ceiling of the studio, like, you know, it has that drop ceiling. And he was up there. And there's like a tube of insulation, like for junk work, and he was just sitting in.

And I was like, come on, Joe, come on, he was not in the room. So how does it work? Does the cat just go and look at places that look warm, or can it see that it does have like heat vision? Is that the warm place? On the sense that that is warm. Did he was asking me, can it's heat vision?

I'm not, I'm not, can like, can it, how do you, how do you find that? Can it feel like thermal warmest place? Yeah, I'm gonna, no, this can is predator. Yeah. Well, he does this thing lately where he curls in the tightest ball possible. That looks really comfortable to me.

It does, well, the problem is he's like, he's jamming his face as close to his crotch as possible. And if you're going to your crotch for warmth, that's like the last stage of just like... A crotch as warm, though, right? I guess so. What's the warmest thing? I think in Antarctica, when during winter,

the scientists have to sleep like foot and crotch. Like to keep their extremities warm. Really? Yeah. I think they like lie opposite. And then... Look, I'm all for science, but... Wait, wait, is that all of this?

I'm not sure. I think I'll think about that. Oh, this is it, this is it. No, not enough. It's enough. Wait a minute, wait a minute. Look I'm all for science, but It seems like you run on a scientist's crotch though if you do that But then you get another one here are going out this way I feel like there's a mathematically automatically quit. Maybe it's like a right. We don't have anything going to read. Yeah. They go in this circle. They make a boobiest strip. So whatever. Infinite cross. Oh my god. Jesus. I don't know, man. Those people who like to do that stuff. They're, I read an article recently about that they're, I don't know who's doing this,

but they're looking, a private company is looking for people who want to go to Mars and not come back. Would you, would you do that? Yeah. Like they say, without your wife. for people who want to go to Mars and not come back. Would you do it? Would you do that? You would not. Without your hands. Stuff like this all the time. Married time. Plans of shotgun.

You would never shoot yourself with a shotgun. You would never go to Mars and not come back. I would do it. I could go. I would do it just to spite you. I would go to Mars out of spite, motherfucker. I would leave the planet. I would have had a whole time, honestly, like, I'd go there. I'd fucking be. Gavin's back on earth, like, oh, I can't know. But, motherfucker. I was just wondering. I was gonna leave the planet. I was gonna have a whole time, all of a sudden,

I was like, I'm going to die. I'm going to die. Gavin's back on earth, like, oh, I kept leaving. Oh, he got me. Just before your phone leaves the service area. This is a picture of you at Earth, like, man. I see the planet.

It's like my last tweet. Yeah. By the time you leave, we'll have telescope. So, the development time is just powerful, and we'll see you. We're just on Mars, I guess. Yeah. Like, hurt.

Would you go? Oh, my God. It's like, Barberley and Chanda. What do you mean, you'd be alive? I'd like to. You'd be alive. I assume they'd send a group of people. Well, who cares?

You're all going to die together. Yeah. Yeah. So, would that help you? You want to go with a group of people? No, but he's not. You want to do this? I need to keep my routine as close to the way it is now.

I got to ignore people. I really like finding reasons to hide. Do you need people to go with you so you can ignore this? Guys would be the new- There's no way to ignore otherwise. There's no people here. There are 10 people on this planet. I just have to avoid 9 people every day.

There are just 9 people I can stay away from. It's a, Liza. I even, even the spacecraft like making tape lines done the other way. It's like, no, this is mine. This is mine. Who ate my sandwich? Maybe I ate the space refrigerator.

This is my space pizza. So would you, would you go if that was no internet? I mean, I assume there's going to be no internet. Why would you go if there was no internet There's gonna be no internet Still working on it. What why does internet have to come from the What What Why don't have a mom's internet you get a margin I'll mail mine people

What are they having miles internet? You get a Mardin and email mine people. Yeah, they're getting the same reason. There's no one there. We can be a sure exempt. You can email mine people and guess what they're ignoring. Yeah, yeah, you tell them. Mars, no, we can be a bad order. That's two articles.

Gus is on misconnections. Can Chris look like a barber? Mars, that craigslist. Like, you, John. I saw you. You didn't say how I did. I saw you watering space plants. Me? Coffee?

You got the worldwide web on it. The live stream. I assume there could be a slow link to transfer data. But it would take a long time. You get like 10 Instagram alerts. Oh, they love it. It was just red dirt. I know. No, I put a CPU filter on it. That's the fucking same.

That's the one's red. I was just brown dirt. You go to play a game and you sort them by ping and they're all like 99%. They're all like the terrible ping. You know what, one of the other astronauts is going, stop taking photos of your freeze-dried ice cream. We all eat it every day, we know. Is that it? Did we ask him not to eat the neopolitan freeze dried ice cream? I didn't have that stuff.

Yeah, it's good, right? They sell it. I have so much to be right now. Down to, what do you save it? No, no, no, I went to Alabama recently and I went to some space station there. Well, like space. Space station. Space center.

It's like a, it's part of the space camp. Space camp, yeah. I'm a space center. It's like a space camp. Space camp, yeah. That was a giant rocket. I sat in one and then I took some ice cream. You can buy that. You took some ice cream or you paid for it? I don't know. It was a NASA ice cream owner.

It's not a NASA ice cream owner. I don't know what I did. It's NASA flavor. The, uh, there's a candy shop downtown, an old school candy shop. And they sell like lots of different stuff. Big top. Big top. Yep. And they, uh, they have like a old school soda jerk which you should go to

So what Jordan always looks like a dude in a western who's going into town for a dance You know it's always like the way it's like the future part three style Yeah, you could like you're either like the villain in that like the rich guy going to the hoe down We decided to have a bow tie podcast in his honor since he's always so dapper. Yeah Which made it you jumped on the bow tie van wagon Yeah, I'm the child's point I screwed mine up It goes kind of I thought bow tie is supposed to be like tight in the middle. You're seeing very fat

Yeah, well, did you tie your own? Yeah, I do still I tied my own my looks pretty good Brandon's wearing my giant green bow tie. They're all mine. We had a control room crew wear them all also, but that was where we were going. Yeah, Dave was right on two. But I was amazed that he could tie one from the front.

If I ever tie a tie for someone else, I have to be behind them. I mean, do it over there. It's just personal preference. Yeah, I can't do that. I like to put you in the eye, one. Who the hell do you tie ties for? I've tied some ties in my ass.

Yeah. For who? I don't know, actually. It's a cat. Okay. Great story. He's a... He's a...

Yes, you did. He's a story. And Gavin didn't understand why this was weird or rude or anything like that. He said that we were talking about weddings and I think we're talking about Lindsay and Michael's wedding, and we're talking about the potential who the groom's party would be. And so he's a gavry, you'll probably be in that. You're just, nah, I wouldn't do it.

And I go, what do you mean you wouldn't do it? You're just like, I just wouldn't do it. And I said, you wouldn't be in someone's, you wouldn't stand up at somebody's wedding? He's not, I don't want too much. And I said, I should really go see, I guess, like my friend, he goes, you want me to be the best man in this wedding?

I was like, nah. And I was like, so I should be the best man and when he was like nah Somebody actually be the best man in you No My reasoning is that I wouldn't be in the country when the wedding happened. Oh no Is this the one you went back for you? Yeah, so you wouldn't the fucking Is this the one you went back for you? Yeah, so you weren't the fucking guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he wasn't even like a cruise man or anything.

You're saying you're not watching anything? Like you didn't, you weren't just sitting down. No, I'm a best man. Nah. Nah. Nah. Sad condo, I got a lot of form. I'll be there and drunk.

That's why I do it, weddings. Anything else? You know a lot of people. You guys might want to get through going on the spaceship together. Yeah. The okay. It's not a lot of golf, anyways. You're going to need a military to going on the spaceship together. I'm not going to be okay. It's not allowed to go off anyways. You're going to need to be on Mars.

Can you imagine? I just want to know what you're doing. Can you imagine? A best man is, why is that? Can you imagine if you and I were the only people on a planet? No. It was just you and me and there was like a fucking line down the middle of the planet. That's fine.

Well, if you're fine, I'll be like, hey occasionally I'll be like, hey you want to play Super Mario's on. You guys would be 10 months into the mission. And you would say to Gavin, you'd meet him in the hallway and say, you say, God, I'm so sick of these other fucking eight people on the ship. And Gavin go, what other eight people? And you would be like,

Gavin would go eight months and not meet anybody on the ship. Somehow we would avoid everybody and not learn anybody's name. I'm lucky and I haven't been bored in about 10 years. I can't remember the last time I've just been sat on my own board because I can just keep myself entertained. Even if I don't have anything,

I can just think about stuff. You keep yourself entertained other people's expense. That's the problem. Like you just think about yourself. Like even today I was like, Hey Gavin, you bring a tie and you're like, no. And I was like,

What's the email blending of snow? Yeah, I don't have a project. Oh, okay, I was saving or something. But he was like, what's the email letting us know? Actually, I don't have a point. Oh, no, okay, I was sad then. Oh, something like that. But he's like, he's like, I don't know his self out. I was like, no, because someone will do it for you because you don't think about anything.

He emailed me when I, okay, we start talking about the bow tie podcast. Like, I don't have one. He did something very nice though. We went out to Vegas for New Year's. Did you talk about this at all before? Well, we have another podcast. Live podcast.

All right, since New Year's, yeah. So we went on to Vegas for New Year's and he was in London. I posted this on Twitter. He was in London and I bought tickets to go see the show the day before. I said, you're going to be in town because yes, I'll be in town tomorrow night. But I said, okay, we're going to see a show. He doesn't tell me he's getting into 10 pm at night. So I had tickets for like 30. I think I was a game until oh you did you actually you did tell whether It was I put on Twitter. I had posted a video on Twitter about it And I was a game until a and it was a 30 that it started. It was nine and it was nine Right, so I bought I bought like a hundred and eighty dollars for tickets a Zakara

Cirque de Solace show at aria, which is one of the hotels in Vegas. And so Gavin is coming from London to Las Vegas. I didn't realize how far West Vegas is. Yeah, because I took, I took an eight hour flight to Philadelphia from London. And usually I fly to Chicago or Dallas and then go to Austin, which is either like couple hours or like three past 40 minutes if you're in Dallas or something like that. And then I looked at the thing, it was like five and a half hours from Philadelphia to Vegas, I was like, what?

So yeah, it was really like two long flights back to that. So did you make it? I get a five minute window in Philadelphia when I said, hey, I got all of our stuff for tonight. I said, just tell me what time you're getting in. You guys see, I'm getting it 8.30, I'm like, well, the show's it fucking 8.30, I'm like, what are you doing? Why would you tell me to get tickets to a show if you're not gonna be here at night?

Well, Mr. Communications Aid didn't tell me he said one of those was show. I said, yeah, that was a map You didn't say what time was so I don't know. Don't throw this I think the show was if you're landing like at 9 p.m. Oh, it's a midnight show But anyway, I landed he was texting me the whole time. He's like, you're not gonna make this. No, I was born here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was trying. So he set it up so that I would get a cab from the airport, dump my luggage without even checking it and just dump it at the hotel.

And then immediately get back in the cab and go to a different hotel to this thing. I arrived at 828. That's true. He flew from one thing to Vegas and got to the show a minute and 45 seconds before the show started. That's perfect.

I literally absolutely perfect. I was like, how is it long to go sit down? And the show was literally like light-suffading down. The sat down was like, I was like, it's out brilliant. So you fall asleep? No, it's fine. It was a badass show too. There's a circus show with her.

There'd be like nine circus shows. There's like every hotel. Some of There'd be like nine circus shows. They'd be like every hotel. Some hotels have multiple ones. Yeah, actually, I saw Penn and Teller out there at Rio. They put on a hell of a good show. That's what they do, really. They're based in Vegas, but I mean, Penn did the...

Did that bullshit show for real? Yeah, I think they still do that. But Penn actually has a podcast that he talks about and these cool stuff on. And then he was on the celebrity apprentice for a while He was on the celebrity apprentice all started. I like him cuz he was in Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Really? Yeah, that's why you like him? It's the first time I saw this. Don't we all. So okay, so you guys went to Vegas. Did you gamble at all Gavin? No. You don't strike me as someone who would ever gamble. This trip to Vegas was the first time I finally learned how to play crap.

I'm very very happy about that. It's crap is fun, right? I went to be to like an empty crash table. I wasn't in use and you pointed at everything, explained it all. And we went over and the thing that struck me the most like even after having him teach me everything, going to a table, I was really nervous. I was screwed up because there's a lot of people and I ended up setting next to the dealer. The dealer was super friendly.

I was like, it's my first time like he was setting out a crash table She's like, okay, well you let me know if you have questions and like she helped me make the bets and explain everything as I had questions It was super doesn't experience. Yeah, that's the cold. I mean my crap This is everyone's rooting together like everyone's cheering together, you know Unless someone's playing don't pass and fuck that guy, but aside from that It's like everyone wants to do well like everyone's everyone's making money if the dice are hot I mean if that's like even, I mean, even like poker obviously is a very, very, very, but like, like poker is very combative. Like, because you're

facing off against other people, it's like you want to be everyone there at the table. Blackjack, you want to be a dealer, but even then, well, you want to be the dealer, but even then, like, I can theoretically screw up someone else. No, you, no, no, no, no, no, we're all in the same page. You know, no, I'm saying you can't, but I'm saying some people, make me feel that, every time you feel that way. Well, here's explain what you're talking about.

At Blackjack. Yes. You're supposed to play, quote unquote, in a certain way. Yes. You hit on certain numbers. You stand on certain numbers. And it totally depends in some of those gray areas,

like twos against sixes and stuff like that. It totally depends on how big the deck is that you're up against. How big the shoe is? You know for what you're supposed to do and in some of those areas it gets really complicated and there are some Jackasses who play blackjack that if you don't play exactly right they complain at you that you're messing up the table Which is fucking impossible? Well that happens, we actually played a poker tournament recently, a local poker tournament with friends and stuff. And like, there were a couple people there that were like, playing super, super seriously, because the pot was pretty big.

And it was one of those things where like, well, if he actually knew what he was doing, he wanted to play like that. That's so stupid. And you can't, you just can't do that. Well, that's an excuse. It's an excuse, but it's kind of like, it's random.

It's supposed to be random. Yeah. But in poker, the other person doesn't know what they're doing, take their money. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, but, you know, but in poker, like, someone has like a, you know, a three six off suit as a pocket,

and they go in the blind, and then they catch something, like typically you would fold that hand, or like someone who plays poker a lot would fold hand. Right. But it's like, but if you know someone's never played poker before, it's like, all right,

Gavin has no idea what the fuck we were talking about. Right, he's making this stupid ass face. No, yeah, I totally agree. But anyway, people are bitch about this. But here's making this stupid ass face. I totally agree. But anyway, people are bitch about this. But here's why it aggravates me though. It's always when you're with a girl and you're trying to teach her how to play black jack, just playing for the first time, and you're like, don't worry about it.

It's nobody cares what you're doing or anything like that. And there's always some jackass going, oh, you took my fucking king and she's like, oh, you're like, fuck you dude, get the fuck out of you. But anyway, you're at a $10 table. Get the fuck out of you. But anyway, that being said, that's why I love crafts because crafts is everyone cheering together. That's when you hear people screaming in the elevator.

So I did, I was just like the dark side. Well, the fun. I did have kind of an asshole experience when playing crafts really at one point. Like, I wanted to play all the tables of crafts except there was one table where it was like one guy playing. I was like, okay, cool, I'll walk up over there and play. So like I cash in some chips.

And then the dealer immediately passes me the dice. And the guy who's at the table was like, okay, cool, I'll walk up over there and play. So like I cash in some chips and then the dealer immediately passes me the dice. And the guy was at the table, it was like, are you fucking kidding me? This guy just walks up and you give him the dice and I was like, oh shit. And he's got like a shirt, a t-shirt with like guns on it that are just like, it says something like don't mess with me. It's got like, don't get scared. I was like, oh my god, this guy's got like a super like southern accent. I was like, I'm sorry, you better roll well to make up for that.

Luckily I had a good, a few good rolls in a row and he wants so many. He said he calm down this. What does it mean roll well? It's not tense. Like he won money. Like I roll, I think as soon as I picked it up I rolled a seven. So he won. Double pass immediately.

So there's no skill whatsoever. No, there is no skill in crap. No, it's just odds. It's just what role that number you say just change. Shite crap crap is actually I think supposedly the first role of someone throwing crap is the best odds you have in Vegas. Like yeah, it's something like I figured what it is exactly like 51% You put money down on the first role and if they roll a seven or 11 you instantly win money Yeah, if they pass on the pass. Yeah, if they don't roll that then your bet rides and then you hope they roll that number again Yeah, most of you never talk about gaming now. We're talking about game It's over different kind of game. Yeah, I mean I watched you got you and Dan did a few bets and you both won Like all your bets. Yeah, I've heard you win a hundred bucks for me. Or was that the time? Yeah, you did

Yeah, I still wasn't tempted to do I just yeah, yeah, at one point I was waiting for Alan. Like we supposed to go to the podcast awards and he texted me like I'm gonna be 10 minutes late. So I walked over to the crafts table and I was playing then he walked up he's like, oh, hey, I'm here. Let's go. So I go, hey, let me cash out. I was like 250 bucks up in 10 minutes.

I was like, wow. Dude, if you can find a hot table, I've actually been down to the point where I had $20 left and it was on the table. I had nothing in front of me. Literally, just nothing in front of me. If the guy would have crapped out, I would have been done. And I went from that $20 left and it was on the table. I had nothing in front of me. Literally, just nothing in front of me. If the guy would have crapped out, I would have been done. And I went from that $20 and I walked away from the table

up 700. And it's just like, it's something like those, those experiences are the best ones. Those are the ones that make you want to go back to baby. What is the term hot table? That means like someone's throwing points and not crapping. You're starting to get a fucking lucky. No, no, no, I'm going to give Gavin back $200.

We'll give him a gift back to you. Because Dan gave that to you to give to me. Dan from Sloanville guys that you brought out to Vegas. So much team. That you brought out to Vegas. He sent that along to send me. And I want to give it back. Because I want to have the story more than I want to have the money, Dan, of why you owe me the $200.

Because Dan is a fucking... Dan might be one of the most like lovable buffoons that happens when you're Dan. So that's Dan's money that Gavin gave me on behalf of Dan. Dan, if you'll note what's in this. That's what I think of him now, baby. He gave me a hundred bucks because here, if you see, we have a system in Reledgette. I understand he goes, bet on, do the system, bet on Black, if you see a bunch of reds. And I said, okay, and I take a hundred bucks because here if you see we have a system in real edged yeah I understand he goes bet on do the system bet on black if you see a bunch of reds and I said okay and I think a hundred bucks from my go by the way you're a hundred bucks you lost your back

you lost your back sorry about that dude but uh Dan we was unbelievable we went out to dinner we went to a really nice dinner on New Year's Eve night okay it was Ashley my girlfriend Ashley Gavin and Dan and lovely meal lovely meal lovely time You're a bunch of women nice. What was it was Dan's actually burly big dude dude. He's a big military dude. Yeah But I guess ironically he decided that these tickets, you know What we paid for the seat to dinner? I guess he assumed that like everything was all inclusive So he bust out the cocktail menu and he decides to order like in a row every girly drink

on the menu and Dan can pack it away dude he must have what 10 drinks 12 drinks and I mean some of them were so like crazy they were big fish balls like glowing ice cubes. Ice cubes with watching. That was classic. Like LED classic. Was it like a prefix menu? Yes. Okay. Okay. And our courses were set and all that. Okay. And it was really nice.

It was a rookie mistake. Yeah. And it was definitely, and then the bill came and I said, I said, whoa, I said, damn, look how much all your stuff was. And then he gets to go, I guess, and he's just like, fucking cold. It's ringing. I'm just like, you turn white and she's like, oh. And then we, we, he told another story about how he doesn't understand menus. And I thought it was a joke that he was making.

Every interaction between him and a waitress takes forever. He just refuses them. And there's like the ring of confusion where she's explaining it back to him, but he's not listening. He's trying to, like, always from a mixed meals. He once, he once, but he's not listening. Yeah, he's trying to, like, always from a mixed meals. He wants a Mexican restaurant. He tried to order the burrito for heaters or something. He's trying to mix it all around.

And he's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Idiot, no, no. I want, like, take the onion to others as well. I don't want that. And then I want this with this. And it goes to the point where the waiter's like, I'm sorry, I've just, I need walked off. Someone else's right?

That waiter has a podcast. The next day, and then he told Lucie about how he went to McDonald's, and he didn't understand the menus are vertical columns, so he just read straight across. I want a big Mac chicken legend Sunday. And the person is like, I don't know, you want a big Mac or the chicken legend? He's like, no, no, no, no.

The chicken, the big Mac, oh. He just came reading. We went to the chicken, what? In his mind, he's like, that's how it's going. I was like, oh, right. What if you imagine that, like, Mac chicken, Mac chicken, like, chicken, chicken, milk, shake, apple juice.

Oh, my God. The next day, we went out to this restaurant in Manila Bay. It's said, I've probably shown you this place. It's the restaurant where everything is white. The walls are white. The decorations are like tables are white. So, like, tables are white. It's kind of, the bars really cool.

Like, we had a huge, a way of view of the top of the reds view. Oh, the top of the reds, that's the only thing that's left. Yeah, the glass, drinking glass is a red for some reason there. So we're ordering food there, and this is I'm buying them dinner. This is after the New Year's Eve night when he spent, and I picked up his drinks, which is why he felt obligated to pay me back, which is really very nice, but not necessary. Oh, I also had 200, wait, wait, not enough.

So he had like 300 videos of the drink. I think he was just shit. He would keep them like glowing ice cubes or anything. He's thinking about the pictures with them or anything. Did you go bunch of pictures with him? You're drinking a sunset. I think a picture actually of the receipt. I can read you some of the names of the drinks. I have a video because I knew it was going to be horrendous.

You said before the bill came. He's like, he's a big song. I've got video of you. I've got video of you opening the bill. I'm being like oh Great, look at this here's a picture of us how long did crap? It's that step-sick recruiting included. Yeah up charge up charge up charge He had a last tango a blue teeny a Mango madness a

Razz A mango madness. A rasgino. A rasgino. And then even at the end of the meal, when I knew he didn't know you was paying for all of his drinks, we were like, did you get the waiter saying, what coffee? And I said, yeah, I have a coffee, and Jinks goes, yeah, I have a coffee too. And he's like, no, I'm fine.

And Dan goes, I'll have an Irish coffee. And I'm like, sure, what the fuck? I mean, Irish coffee. Why don't we do that? The next night we go to this white restaurant where everything's all white and we're ordering, Dan is trying to order his food and he gets an argument with the waitress,

like he's just like, I want scallops, the appetizer, and we want this, what do you have for the thing? A steak, a pot roast thing. That's one of those scallops appetizers. There's no scallops, I'm not a dinner. And she's like, soab, an appetizer. There was no scalab, an appetizer. We got a dinner. And she's like, so do you want scalabs? I think he ends up ordering two dinners. Two dinners.

He gets. And he's like, he's like, and I don't guess I'll get tiny little petite appetizer. Oh yeah, he gets a big plate. And he's like, yeah, they brought an on-tree out as an appetizer. Yeah, I'm gonna put it in his dinner. I'm gonna put it in his dinner.

And then, I'm thinking, and then, I'm a dinner at that. Yeah, I'm thinking that. And then, to be fair, to the waitress, she was very cool in the patient with her. I was like, yeah, all right, yeah, why not? And then Dan went to piss, the waitress came back, and you were like, she's like, he ordered two meals, right? And she was like, yeah, I don't know what that was. So, she probably thought you guys were like hobbits.

And she was like, You get a second. So that's why Dan was nice. Afterwards, he was like, I just had a great time. And I'm really giving money to David Gavin, so he can pay you back for me ordering two dinners and every tree can make it. Fucking leech. No, let me tell you, let me tell you, make it fun.

Dan was a blast in Vegas. No, he actually came here afterwards. Yeah, you guys went out. Yeah, you popped it on the podcast He might be like when it's like the quiz. There's like a perfect guy to go to Vegas with it Just like up for anything you would ever yeah, he had a very awkward exit from the green screen He just like stands up to the side you can see his arm and oh I think it tends to walk down the stairs like you like this great funny And then you stand up in the back. It's like they're not my still

Oh I mean, it's okay to say this he's coming back right yeah, he's gonna come back like in a month or so Yeah, yeah, we're gonna shoot some more cuz I don't I don't, I don't like to come to England to shoot Slime of Guys, I'm just gonna ring. Yeah, that's cool. Speaking of the work I think. How long has he in the military? How long has he left? He's going on tour to Afghanistan for six months. It's almost, it's almost, wow, yeah.

And he's well up for that. Yeah, he's talking about that. We'll talk to him next time he's here, but they extremely well traveled too. Like he's been all over South America. Like before he went in the military, he just traveled all over the place. Yeah, he's done a lot of really cool stuff. Yeah, he went, because he used to be a nerd,

he went away to South America, he did like Peru and Bolivia. Yeah, like all the nerds do. Yeah, there's Peru. No, no, no, no, no, nerd at school and then he did that and he came back like a decent guy. Is what I would say. Oh, okay. He came back and got laid like a... It's not like happening in Peru.

It's still on a drug. It's podcast full of guys and bow ties. Yeah, it's a point out there. No, no, it's a Peru. You know what, you've got a lot of... Let me read this little bit here. So I mind everyone that this podcast is also brought to you by the final season of Spartacus on the Stars Network.

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So whenever we get one of these sponsors, you mentioned this before that. Like I always go through a vetting process where I try to product or watch the show. So in the case of Spartacus, it's like, I've been on it for like six months. I've been on it for a long time.

But I bought the Spartacus seasons on Xbox Video and I've been on it for a long time. But I bought like the Spartacus seasons on Xbox video and I've been watching them. And it's really, really interesting. It's really cool. Before watching the series, I didn't know that Spartacus was a real person. I always assumed, yeah, I was assumed to have like King Arthur or like a made up story.

Yeah. Well, I see, I seem like, so I watched it too. I got the DVDs as well. I've been watching it. I've watched about half of the first season. And I thought Spartacus was like, you know, from the movie Spartacus. I thought it was that story. It's a completely different story. It's pretty damn cool, man. It's sort of

like gladiator meets 300 at least. And it's just like, wow, this is really, really bad. And there's like, this is how I get trouble thing to say. There are boobs constantly in that TV show. Yeah, like, just telling me about it. Yeah, just like, just like, it's just like camera pans over the crowd. Like, it's not even always good. Exactly, it's like, it's like roast boobs sometimes like,

oh, there's still what it's like, so like they have these gladiator fights in these arenas and like the cameras is panning through the audience. And it's just like women screaming and like their tops are off and they're screaming their boobs

or flopping ever. It's like, how do we get audiences like that at RTX? We make that these boards! Everyone's in slow motion. No, but they do some really cool stuff on the show. You should check it out again because they do some cool slow

most stuff and like they do some 300 in that aspect. Yeah, especially because they really adopt like a graphic novel feel. Yeah. Or 300 was like 40 minutes long, right? Yeah. That's a movie. And you shot some of dread. That's a movie. And you shot some of Dread, that's gonna get off topic, but you shot some of Dread.

And there's a lot of slow mo stuff, but then I realized when watching the movie Dread, that a lot of that slow mo stuff must be CG because it's all gores. Yeah, I mean, I didn't pick ups of stuff flying through the air and like element stuff against screen screen. It wasn't the exact, they shot most of that in South Africa.

I wasn't that cool. Oh, really? That's cool. But yeah, but like Spartacus, like, they do some cool stuff where they almost like, like, I don't know what it's called, but like almost the Kinburns effect where it's like cutouts with stuff happening behind it and kind of like this sort of different slow motion and lots of blood and gold. They do that for the montage stuff. Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty cool. But it's cool. It's cool. It's really kind of calming. I'm excited to see the rest of the series. I was looking for after the first episode.

So the first episode of that was kind of slow and funky, but then you watched the second one, it really felt like. Every series like that. Well, that's what I realized. It's a pilot, you know? Yeah, you can definitely tell. Like, the pilot was a lot of green string work.

And then from that point on, I was like, oh, now they have some real sets. They actually have some cool actors. And like, one of the main guys is one of the dudes from actually from 300. The dude who gets kicked into the well. Oh yeah. He's like the instructor.

This is madness guy. Yeah, yeah, this is madness guy. So like he's like the instructor deludist, like the gladiator school that they're all at. I don't know if you noticed, but Sam Riem, you just wanted the executive producer. Yeah, Sam Riem, on Robert Tapper, who were like the two guys behind like all evil dead and those guys were on forever. I learned a funny fact about Sam Riem, He said he always wears a suit on set. I didn't know that.

And then he also wears, he buys all of his suits of one size two big. Really? For comedic purposes. It's funny. But the three suit just did that. And now that somebody pointed that out to me, the three suit is wear suits that are one size two big.

And I never noticed that before. I read that Steven Spielberg never shoes up. Shows shoes up. He never shows up, shows up. He never shows up for the last shot of any movie he does. Really? Because he didn't show up to the last shot for Joss because he thought they were going to throw him in the water with the shark. So now like he kept that up.

Now for every movie he never shows up to the last thing. Because everyone wraps and he's not there. Yeah, they wrap and that's weird. He's not there to wrap. He's waiting outside. He's like, I don't want to the last thing. Everyone wraps and he's not there. Yeah, they wrap and that's weird. He's not there to wrap. He's waiting outside. He's like, I don't want to get thrown in. There's actually a lot of fun. That'd be awesome if he shows up to the last shot of his last movie

and they throw him in a shark tank. He got him. He got him. By the way, that depends. Seven, I just do it the day before. Yeah, now, I'm sure. Well, I think you got it now for Super Six for us, because Jaws was going to be a flop and was a huge hit.

I heard that Robbie Co-trained whenever he goes on set, he always sits in the direction chair and then stands up and gets the director chair wedged on his ass and walks around and makes everyone laugh. What? All right. That's just why you've been doing how far you've been. Right. To jump back, there's a book called If Chins Could Kill by Bruce Campbell. Yeah. And it talks about him growing up.

Like him and Sam Raimi were like best friends growing up as kids and they did evil dead together and sort of they kind of you know grew through the industry together And like they talk a lot about like Sam's interaction and like they love three studios and sort of that slapstick comedy and And when they did evil dead it was kind of like like they had actually made some short films together And they made a horror short film and like they would show these little short films at like colleges and stuff And the one that would always get a rise out of people were the horror films where people would jump scare and stuff and they're like we should make a horror movie and so they made evil dead. That launched their careers. Cool though because he always goes back and makes small movies in between making like he made Spider-Man.

He was the guy behind Spider-Man 1 and 2 right? 1, 2 and 3. Yeah, the Toby McGuire ones, not the new ones. Yeah, not the Andrew Garfield ones. And then what's he doing now? He's executive producing a remake of evil dead right? Actually, and I'm not sure what he's working on I've got a clip for that a button on a time but in between the spider-man movies

He went back and made a small horror movie called drag me to hell, which is awesome. Yeah great movie great movie Yeah, that's I come to the South by and was the one of the things like wow. This is awesome It's drag me hell is great. It's great the whole way through to me glass mo in the movie Goopy and gory and dumb, but awesome like he hit dark man like people forget that like oh, yeah Dr. Man Jesus that was Liam Neeson was the top of dark man. I was like that was before you know He got huge and didn't he never act to date his life before he was like 40 years old or something like that? I'm 41. Yeah, yeah Alan Rickman too. Was Alan Rickman or it's one of those guys. I think Alan Rickman is true. Yeah, Lee and me since accident. I can't figure it out

Where's the actually from? He never sounds it doesn't sound like an Irish accident. It doesn't sound American. This is that anything It's just like a weird mix of everything. So I was so shocked during the Golden Globes of the day when Damien Lewis won A Golden Globe for a homeland and he goes up there and accepts it with a British accent I was like what the fuck normally I can tell when brits are doing American accents But that what I never he was I see them in band of brothers at homeland. I was like what the fuck Really? I don't want to really fuck with me Spiderman a stringer bell from the wire. Mm-hmm. The black dude. Oh wow. Yeah, he's dead. It's a good. There's a guy in

Homeland the CIA director who's also British in our life. I was surprised it's Andrew Goffie. Is that right? Yes, quite a man. Yeah, I'm not from Spiderman, but from the social network. Yeah. What do you do with your stuff? What do you do with it?

You hear Christian Bale's real voice. Yeah, Christian Bale's. Or even like, you want, yeah. Yvonne Stravinsky, your high-risk air name, the girl from Chak who was in Mass Effect. She's Australian, isn't she? Yeah. So in Mass Effect it's like a real boy. Yeah, yeah.

But, you see her in Choc, it's like, oh, you're not a movie. And she was in Death Star, and she was a movie as well. I'm not, I wasn't surprised by that one. Yeah. What's your name's Q? Do you want to do watch Golden Lobes? Yeah, I do. They were awesome.

They were pretty good. The thing I was surprised by is I felt like Tina Fey and Amy Polar weren't hosting very much. Like they were the hosts yeah but they were almost never but when they got when they were on screen it was awesome like like the bit when they got nominated for a female actress in a comedy series and it was what Tina Tina Fey was hanging out with uh was a George Clooney I guess or something like she was snuggled up with someone like Amy Polar or no she was with uh um Jennifer Lopez and they were like all nervous and stuff and then it cut the Amy Polar and she was like snuggle up next to George Clooney and it's like they were having fun with it

what you're supposed to do there a couple of times they dressed up as like fake yeah they announced fake movies yeah like dog president or something like that's like I like that like that they're kind of poking fun because they're making movies you man sitting there. It's like, I like that. I like that they're kind of poking fun, because they're making movies. It's not brain surgery. Every time I hear, they were so brave to make this film. It's like, they're making a movie. Does it drive anyone else crazy

that the Golden Globes lump comedy and musical together? Yeah. Why the fuck? I think it's just lighthearted. But musical, I feel, goes more with drama. It's Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman got his first movie role at 46. Sorry, correct. Oh, it was just lighthearted. Yeah, but musical, I feel, goes more with drama. It's Alan Rickman. Alan Rickman got his first movie role at 46. Sorry, correct.

Oh, it was going to be easy. Like, did you catch two at the Golden Globes that so Ben Affleck won for Best Director and Argo won for Best Picture. And, spoiler alert, sorry. And Ben Affleck isn't even nominated for Best Director for the Oscars, which is kind of, this is kind of shocking, honestly.

I know there was, you know, neither was Captain Bigelow for zero dark 30, I'm not sure. No, that's right. Yeah. But that reminds me, like Jim Carrey, honestly. Yeah, I know there was a, neither was Captain Bigelow for zero dark thirty, I'm not sure. No, that's right. Yeah. But that might be like Jim Carrey, he won for I think it's her own sunshine of the spotless mine for Best Actor. And he wasn't even nominated for an Oscar for Best Actor. And I was like, all right, I think he did that,

that happened to with the man on the moon. Like he won a Golden Globe, but didn't, it wasn't even nominated for an Oscar or something. That happens every now and then. It's kind of, I feel like the Golden Globes are gaining more legitimacy lately. Yeah, like for a long time, it's a long running show. I feel like it's really...

It's Academy's losing ground because they're like 10 best picture nominees now. Yeah, maybe. Or nine. It depends. I'm not bothered by a watch. I don't know if that interests me. Well, I don't know if it's going to work. I know a further gaming thing.

Which show is a gaming warshow or a proper gaming warshow? There is. Well, BG is ice is coming up to the no bath is the back. Those are those are very industry industry centric but very prestigious. Yeah, they definitely have a lot of those. I don't want something public. Yeah, like because right now we have the VGA's which were on my spike TV and the one I always come back to for that was what three years ago they had the awards painted on naked women.

And it's like, this is supposed to be your big night. Like, let's show the rest of the world how important we are. And here we are painting. But if you go back to the 70s for the Oscars, it looks like just a single show. Everyone's stupider than that. It's a very good thing.

But it's early stuff. I mean, movies are pretty well established by that point. I mean, video games are probably, but in the really, their second decade, I think it's a good idea. But I mean, video games are probably what in the really their second decade I'm gonna get generate as much as not more revenue than the Digital or more sophisticated now. Yeah, yeah, they'll catch up. I would love to see like a proper award ceremony for Let's start one. Let's do it. R.C.X. Wait wait wait wait the RISCHEED podcast for Podcast you know

He W came by he was on the podcast a few weeks ago. He came here, I gave him his trophy from two years ago. He gave it back, it's on you now Freddie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I literally like He wanted for what flower work for air back in the 20 11 or something like that He's got a kickstarter going right now for yeah For me getting high school season two days. They are projected to pass their season one total in one week so far with the rate They're going man Hannah did one for on Indiegogo that she raised like 150k in a day Yeah, she's like in what six hours. She's taking my drug kinshirt on the road Yeah, in fact, you can still donate to Hannah's thing. Yeah, we all love Hannah. Hannah was against the podcast before.

I should start. She was a ride. She was a ride. She could go to have a second floor in my house. She come back. She come back to RTX. She's here, right? Probably. Maybe. I hope so. Yeah. Well, we should convince you to come to Austin. So, for what happens? Yeah, we're in the process of starting that ball roll. And we launched our tickets ticket sales buy tickets rtx We've been not come so buy tickets. She what 55 bucks for three days 50 bucks for three days. How much is that Gavin per day? What 18 We're also pretty closely 1666 I think we're also

Having you know spill Peru spill is another website And they have they have their own event in Austin called spill.com spill.com. Yeah, which was around the same time And we'd convinced them to have it at RTX nice, so all the spill events will be at RTX That's cool and spills was full more based around like a like actual film they don't be today, right? And we take their event a couple years ago, and they're good. They're good people. Yeah, they are We like so yeah, they're gonna have a whole area programming had at RTX this year. Cool. So check it out No RTX is gonna be bigger and better this year. I know we've got a bunch of really cool stuff We had if you're in Australia that far away and you can't make it all the way to RTX

We started talking about our packs Australia lineup, too No, just today I figured who were sending so I think Jack I'm Jack made the first cut of the list'm I'm on the list right now I'm on the tentative attending list well there's no halo games coming out that's not really right surprise I know there's a surprise E3 and outside Halo 5 in one month

did you uh did you get surprised all by the fact that uh League Baseball voted nobody into the Hall of Fame? No, I thought that was really weird. Well, because it wasn't Mineramera's. Who was the Mike Piazza? He was up for it. It was also Dale Murphy's final year of eligibility. And he did not get it. But no, this was the year that all the steroid guys, let's talk about sports on this podcast.

That's what's going put it back at it. Well the steroids is relevant because like two days from now a famous Austinite is gonna go on Oprah and reveal that he took fucking steroids. Talk to her yesterday. It's gonna go up on Thursday Yeah, what the fuck did I say? Whatever anyway, what are we gonna say? Gus you wanted to mean? I said real fast. Barbers texted me our checks-TX panel submissions are also open as well. Oh, so if you have an idea for panel, submit it. We're taking all suggestions and then we'll narrow it down. I think we doubled up on literally every Rishi panel.

Yeah. Yeah, I was talking about Barber by like, does the Rishi panel, the A-H panel, the podcast panel, and what's the one other one? Barber, come tell me what it is. Barber, yeah. Yeah, we doubled up on all it is. Barbara, I'm going to have a panel. Oh, yeah. We doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up,

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we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled up, we doubled I had a run of like I knew how to get around the convention center through like the back axis corridors So I walked up to the room for the RTA panel cuz I was on that too And I opened like the back secret entrance doors and I walk in and Jordan and Tolly are like just dancing An empty room and I walk in and they both turn around have the most embarrassed look on their face If I'm gonna picture you in Sally, that's exactly what I'm a picture you do. And just get your green one somewhere. So what do you think about steroids? Oh, my entire problem.

Oh, yeah, he's an Oprah. Admitting doping supposedly. What a piece of shit. Yeah, I'm a fucking guy. I was all for him. Like the whole thing where he was like, you know, like I'm done fighting this, like whatever, I'll give a shit anymore.

He's like, okay, I'm cool with that. And now it's like, he's coming out, he's like, oh no, actually. Yeah, people have turned on him. And if that guy was still like, well' more, he's like, okay, I'm cool with that. And now he's like, he's coming out, he's like, oh no, I actually, people have turned on him. And if that guy was still like, well no, he's just not fighting, you know, he's still, yeah, clear innocence. But then, so then I feel like extra betrayed.

Yeah, I'm like, fuck you dude. Yeah, everyone was doing it. He had to, he had to, but then he should've known earlier. It's the thing, like, he thought it's the point where I was convinced on, I was on his side. I was like, all right, you know, I guess he didn't do it. And it sucks that they were wich hunting this guy. You have to be, and I was like, all right, you know, I guess he didn't do it and it sucks that they were witch hunting this guy

You have to be and I was like, oh, I actually was doing it. You have to be really good anyway I couldn't just chuckle at a steroids and bike for 120 hours. Okay, take all that I say that you're the best You're on the same level because everyone's on steroids They're still everyone if steroids were okay, and if everyone could do them fine. Yes, but they're not supposed to and they They test to stop It's like leaving your phone on on an airplane. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, to say more than it all goes away now. Supposedly what I heard is brand is going like this. Yeah, because money. Yeah, supposedly he's actually because he he the leave his his his live stronger organization. And I think they're seeing a big hit there.

And that's something that's not affecting him directly, but it's affecting his cherry organization. And I think he's kind of owning up to that. They're like, okay, I've got more donations. Don't punish them. One day their highest record day after he left, though. Really? What? You think he's getting really what you think he's getting sued

Brand says getting to you by a tabloid I think it written. It's to them for libel. Oh, yeah Everybody's like all the sponsor to train the money back So brand is saying he was like well, we have to summarize for you Yeah, Mike. So he's getting sued by a tabloid in the UK because he sued them for libel and one Also all of his, all of his sponsors want their money back as well. They all pulled out. OK.

OK. So thanks, man. Shut up. Wait. So why would you admit to it then? At that point, because in your thoughts, you know, maybe he's getting paid for this. Well, I know.

I mean, he's an entrepreneur. And bribed into admitting something that he didn't do. Now, what is that? I know. But no, I was all for sure all you sound like a true Austinite Now I was all for the dude. I was like I had his back now fuck that guy. I hope you get my 18 wheeler Hope he gets in my So, right, speaking of pulling out, if you were to talk about Lady Part to the Lady, go on. We were told on this earlier. How would you refer to the Lady Part?

This was pre-shit condom before the podcast. So, are we talking like casual conversation or dirty talk? Say you're in the act and it's like I like what you did there with you. Good job with your lady part. But like what do you cool it? Every girl I've ever known is hated that. Just once you're in them it doesn't matter if they hate it or not. It's over. They should have walked on. That's a good one. The plan is to flag. What should you have to do?

That's a bad thing. You could say anything you want. I hate you. Oh, Mr. Rob. I think it's you. I think it's like riding a Bronco. Hang on. Here we go.

It's just like anything else. It's a process of figuring out what what she is comfortable with calling it What works and what doesn't we have to wait for her to reference him before No, you don't have to wait for her to reference it. You know Gus Homos is lost it. Oh, man How would you do that would you wait for her to reference it? I just like keep throwing stuff on it You would try it with me So I forget this idea. Yeah, I'm throwing this at your one again I feel like what you call it what's your default lunch?

I feel like with a girl You have never said that What's your default I don't doubt you what you mean? What's yours? I have no idea. That's why I'm asking you know I don't know what you mean immediately. What's yours? I have no idea. That's why I'm asking. You know what it was to call it. You had to avoid it. I don't. I can find the subject. Like the place.

I'll be like, that was great, you know. I know. That's the hot 30th of December. What's your default term for your genitalia? Nope. That you want her to be like, really? That's the sexy thing? Like, gontomas?

Yeah, I want your knob. The cocko knob, what's that? I love your knob. No, I'm on the cocko knob, what's that? No, no, no. I just like, I love your knob. Yeah, when I picture it now, I picture something like this big. You know, it's like the knob on the radio. What a satisfying knob. Anyway, just somebody gave me a damn hand, I'm like this.

I tend to go reception. Anyway, my point is, like, with a girl, I feel like you used to compliment the girl, like, tell them they look good and all that. Maybe you can get detail about some things. I will never describe that in any way. Oh, you absolutely should. Yeah, so you would say to a girl, lovely minge, oh well. Oh, what would you say? What would you say?

I would even make a comment like that. That would be just crazy. We're lovingly minge. Just a gesture. So the best part is when you say enough times, you don't have to say no more, you just go. Yeah, no, absolutely. So you would call that a bishwa.

No questions. No questions. So what would you call it? I mean, you're supposed to to that's what I would use Yeah, and I would find out that pussy that you make it in those you said clutch What didn't you figure out like I mean love I hate that work. Yeah, yeah That's like so you say you're not Now if you sleep with anybody who's ever listened to this podcast they are gonna think that you do you want your knob

Yeah, in the bedroom No, wait for it say I want your knob in my whatever you want to call it Put your knob in my whatever you want to call it. My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my,'re solving a puzzle in Skyrim. What's up, Sam? I just thought everything else was very easy to accept that. I hear people laughing. I hear people laughing. There he is, I'm just going to take some Barbara all caps. Like Too yeah, that should be your default, you know, that's your goats. Yeah, never ever the C word I mean well, you build up to it your goats. Yeah, never ever the seawird. I mean, well, he built up to it. If she says it, it's like, okay, then all, you know, all bets are off. It's kind of like you had

a way for you to figure it out. And then we like, okay, I'm like, that's what you're cool with. Let's roll with that. So, it's got to roll with it. That's his advice. Roll it. All right. Good podcast. Jesus Christ. I don't think we're going to get. Thanks to the crew for going nuts and getting us all set up for this thing after our power When I can't believe that you guys got this thing set up in like 20 minutes We were from sitting on a couch in a dark room Broadcasting in half an hour We spend hours setting up the studio. I mean, that's a process that starts like a true

It's a fucking studio. It's just start like a week two or three p.m. We had just stripped everything down and we run everything We spent hours getting everything just right again and fucking 30 minutes before we go I've got damn power for the building goes out So now you've got to rip it a lot in the dark. Yeah, we had like flashlights and tripping over shit By the way, let's point out this I've never seen and leather color. Yeah, I've never seen that. That is genius Very nice. I like that kind of fucking Ford all your clothes. I'm gonna be curious about that You know what you do. You guys do it's like driven shop places. No You're shopping in the camera. Yeah, that's right. I know we're like H&M or something shit

Man, there's an agent in Vegas. Remember in seizures the F.A.W.W.W. that had to be a horse Gone what and I want to know where the fucking that huge wooden horse It's somewhat a star wars Well now that's a huge like three-story H&M. That's like unbelievable. We should go to Vegas Let's go to Vegas as a company. I do it every one. I was there with for six days for new years Then I went back to the awards. I'm Vegas out I got a Facebook invite from a friend of mine last night

who was having a wedding in Vegas in May. Dude, I was so excited last night. I booked my airfare, but I don't know how to tell. Oh, yeah. It's like, we're back in Vegas in May. It was like, winning something on eBay and paying for the media. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm really pissed. I was like, you better not back out of that waiting because I'm hungry, bought my shit. No, I get too. It's your time, it's Becca. Right? Yeah, Becca got back his seven days. You were sick to get this as well. Yeah, I I would absolutely Becca's wedding. I'm all excited about it

Yeah, she plays sister on reverse blue if you haven't heard of Becca before You don't want to Vegas. I'm in a Vegas and well over here I'll come here. I'm not now. I might be on a February like maybe maybe for the Super Bowl I thought I thought about possibly joining you guys. Yeah, Super Bowl trip But I think I think I'm gonna wait now It is might be going to Alan our business guys crazy. He's Becca was like a little sister to all of us You know, now she's like you could assist it. Yeah is, man. Let me go into the Allen or a business that we got. Guys, crazy. He's back, I was like a little sister to all of us. You know, now it's like a cool sister.

Yeah, I mean, yeah, that's why it's like, it's why it casters that part. And of course, we just like getting in the booth and trying to make her say the filthy stuff, the two which you would say. The filthy stuff, she would say anything. That's awesome. I feel like these days, I feel like I'm not very clenched. Like Tara's like my little sister.

Yeah. Like a couple weeks ago, Jordan and I were at the annex we were building the Lego Ford into Dog. It's like a little sister. Yeah, like a couple weeks ago Jordan and I were at the annex We were building the legal fordant to dog It's like a little boy kind of thing or that's hard to make a block for it in the dog, right? So you know, it's like we're sitting there We're putting you guys this giant model and then Kara like literally comes running in like a little sister like what do you guys do? Like no, no careful. I was like we had everything laid out. It's like a lot of thousands of parts Right. I'm like back off. I was like, everything is laid out very specifically.

She's like, guys, I'm not going to ruin it. And then she picks up a box and then like all these bags of mega boxes start falling out onto the floor. I was like, what the fuck did I say? And then she just drops it and then starts laughing and runs around and runs away. This is like living at home with my little sister all over again. Yeah I Carried does anything even something helpful for Gus. He just chastised It doesn't matter. What ever happened with that Ford on something? We're still working on it

Yeah, it's a man. I think it's finished by this time lots in the world No, how many pieces is it? I don't know. But we're about a little over a third of the way through. Wow. That Lego. I'm so happy I was able to be out with it. I didn't realize you were still working. We, yeah, we were working every now and then.

All right. Yeah, bullshit. It's really. We'll let you know. All right. So Vegas. Let's go to Vegas. All right.

Where are we going dinner? Last night, Gavin and I tried to go out to dinner. Yeah. And we were trying to go to that new ramen place up north. And it was. Oh, that's where you're ramen? That place is awesome. It's fucking close. go out to dinner. Yeah, and which guy try to go that new ramen place up north And it was that's how you're ramen. That place is awesome. It's fucking He's been on Monday. Yeah, I knew that let's do ramen. It's closed Sunday and Monday Okay, great. Thanks Well now don't try to go don't act like an asshole of me

When you went there before did you have any trouble finding the place? No, absolutely not what the fuck Gavin and I drove around that parking lot like I was navigated so we never Gavin Because I'm driving what else we're gonna do? If you want it you stick your head out the window show up early Like you have to eat an early dinner otherwise the line goes out the door. That's what we did. We should I could day early Like goes down like you can wait in line two hours. You wait in line two hours. So he's waiting in line two hours for

anything. So you have to show up early. All right. Well, not. If you show up like right after the open, like I think they open at five. So you show up like at five thirty, you're probably okay. So it's like it's like the Franklin of the bar. Robin. Yeah. Barbara tried to join us. We completely fucked over bar. Right. We went north. So we're in South Central Austin. Yeah. We go to north west Austin. We're right to go with us. We completely fucked over, Barb. Right. We went north, so we're in South Central Austin. We go to Northwest Austin, we're going to go with us.

Then Gavron and drive around trying to find the place. We see his clothes, we're like, oh, fuck this, we drove away. And then we go, oh, Barb's there. We got the collar. So Barb has arrived later than us because we called him. She goes the brawman and she's like, what the fuck is this? She raised her. Where are you guys?

Oh, we went to Papadose. Try to get this motherfucker to smell Papadose. Oh, over text. Can't do it. So then we're already sitting down at the new restaurant. She's on her way there, and I go, just send her a pin. Send her your pin from your current location. And I thought, why didn't I send him my pin number?

I didn't know that. We'll tell him, I go, here, I'll do it. And I was at the wrong location. Like, I just grabbed wherever we were. So she turned around and went, oh my god. Oh, no. What I gonna buy is, I was like, oh like I just grabbed wherever we were Did I go to buy this one's like oh you don't know about pins That's fucking brilliant. He had dance third dinner We're still trying to eat awful the food down. We're gonna be spending a lot of time.

Oh, god. All right. Brandon did something similar to somebody who works here, but I might be a story for another time. Who won it? What did you do? Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Yeah, use the mic. You tell us story. Brandon, what, Friday made plans. He was like, everyone, we're going going to this bar tonight 8 p.m. You know just be there and Everybody like left the office so like we were all meeting around at 8 and we were like, oh, what do you want to do? I and the bar was like I don't really want to go all the way, you know up there It's like let's do something around here. So we go to trudes and Kyle that no Kyle isn't here and halfway through our dinner, Brandon gets a text,

maybe looks at his phone and he just goes, oh no! That was a good Brandon impression. It's Kyle saying, where are you guys at? Oh no. And then Brandon just like, maybe I can cover this up. Really? Yeah, I can wait. We'll be right there.

He just ended up telling him and then he was like, I feel really late. I'm really late. We'll be right there. He just ended up telling him, and then he was like, I feel so bad. We were like near the end, and he was like, maybe we can grab her, check, and get up there real quick. But that was a good run impression. That's exactly the noise he made when the power went out. Oh no. God, fuck terrible.

All right, well, let's grab some food. Before we wrap up, pull out. I got some guy to show up. Oh no. So don't forget. Oh yeah, look at that. Look at your, look at get some food. Before we wrap up, pull out a guessing guy to show us. Oh no. So don't forget. Oh yeah, yeah, look at that. Look at your, look at your shared gun. Oh yeah. It's available in the RISG store. Those you were watching right now. Very, very fashionable.

The shiny brand. It's our first time with the foil print. I don't see them. Those listening to that. Oh, I'm sweet. We filmed, I'm with that shirt. You didn't see that? I wasn't done and do I was working. Wait, you were there in the room? Oh, sorry, I couldn't see through the back of a shot you hold it up. Oh shit well all right, so check it out. It's the The teacher to say it's the next in the fine line of Gus themed P-shirts

More shirts with your face on them then probably anyone else in the company, right? They know we know what works We know what's popular. We know what the ladies like. There was one shirt when we first did animated venture shirts. There was one that I pitched that was just your six-flab. On the other one. I was so disappointed. It was like a Tocito T-shirt, right? But it was just six-flab on your- I think, yeah.

We had a rethink that one. That's pretty genius. All right, well, thanks for watching. Our improvised podcast, everyone, for or listening as the case may be. And we'll be back next week in the studio if we get powered back by them. Ciao. Bye.

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