Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #203

Episode Date: January 30, 2013

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Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock. get 15% off when you use promo code rooster at on it dot com slash gaming. That's oh nn it dot com forward slash gaming. Welcome to the Rooster. So hello, y'all are assholes. Clearly, I was having a little under the weather and it's time to go to the doctor today and discover that much to my horror that I have shingles, which is like the adult version of chicken pox when it comes back. So these guys decided to protect themselves and their well-being. Also fucking destroying the audio quality.

Oh well. It sounds great, right? Apple is called that. You're also fucking destroying the audio quality. Oh, I'm sure it sounds awesome. It sounds great, right? You're gonna take a lot of masks because the beard doesn't go through the mask. Yeah, more so than anything. It's not being a little drink. So much so we there was an animated adventure several months ago. Anything now. In the middle.

Right. In the middle. Great. If you saw a sort there you go. All right. So there was a bit of venture a couple months ago, the Omnigus. And one of them, I tell the story about how my pharmacist recognizes me and how it was always my secret horror that I'd have to get an embarrassing medicine secret horror.

Is that what you just said? Secret horror. I'll let the secret horror back. Take the fucking hood off your ears. What? So today, my nightmare finally came true. What happened? Chicken pox leads to shingles, which is what I have now. Chicken pox and shingles are both a type of the Herpes virus. Not the sexually transmitted disease one. So I got prescribed Valtrex,

which is like the Herpes medicine, the anti-con Yeah, yeah. So I had to go to the the pharmacy at HV, you know, the you and the 16 year old girl were in line. And I was like, Hey, dude, who I was recognized as me. Can I have my butt Herpes cream now? Oh, it's a pill. No, it's a pill. But in the animated adventure, it brings us butt Herpes cream.

It's a giant pill. It's the biggest pill I've ever seen. Do you have one on your face? No, it's a massage. Yeah, is it? Is it? Is it supposed to be no? I know. It's a have one on your face. No, it's the choice. Yeah, is it? Is it supposed to know? I know it's a positive role.

It's all the way. Because like the doctor prescribed, the doctor described how to take it. Like, do you take it three times a day, or whatever, whatever? Do you say which one? Gosh, shut up. I already fucking dressed you stupid joke. Then I go to the pharmacy with a guy recognized. Carried like, but joke, but joke.

Ain't no, ain't no. And the pharmacist who recognized me insists on calling the other pharmacist over to give me a consult, to make sure I understand how to take the medicine. And she's like, oh yeah, you have to take it three times a day. I've been up since your stomach, you could take it with food. If you get a rash, stop taking it immediately. And I was like, so basically what it says. But don't you have a rash?

Yeah. So I followed the directions. And two, I've already got a rash. Yeah. You don't want a double rash. Yeah, I don't want to double rush. It would be bad. Ratch on rash. So the rash itself doesn't hurt, but my leg is in agonizing I feel like what do you be willing to show it to the camera for those who are watching? I don't think I'd be able to do it high enough for that.

I think I put a muscle in my ass and you were like driving really uncomfortable or having you like And it turns out it's just I guess shingles affects nerves. Yeah that was the start of it. Yeah. You said activated like in the base of the nerve like up here coming from my spine around my ass. Didn't you even tweet about it? Yeah I did. When your ass was completely numb or something like that?

Yeah. Or like you sprained your ass. Yeah. You came here like last week and you're like oh I just can't like you can't. That was the shingle start. I like the fact that you get all the diseases that all people get. So there's a close up on my leg apparently. Oh so if you get grossed out you may not want to look at you Oh, look at that sexy bam bam bam. Oh

That's oh, no don't get closer. Jesus. It looks like you have some sort of good like yeah, there's birthmark That's the beginning of the end right? Yeah, that's pretty the best stuff. You are patient zero Yeah, be off is on the apocalypse. How much more need to get you a look at? Well, I can't get it if I've already had chicken punks right? Oh my god, please don't okay I'll match whatever carry puts out there friend. No, it's a grand screw you How much would you do it for about two grand? Also didn't throw my I didn't throw myself out there So it's been a long embarrassing so okay, so has has the guy at the has the pharmacist seen the animated adventure?

I don't know he hasn't brought it up So what you got to do is like get like a bit leeversion or something or a short link and it's like slide it to him and it's be like or something or a short link and it's like slide it to him and it's be like wink in the walk with you yeah yeah yeah I'm gonna give you a console please how many people with actual full on knob herpes go in and be like no I just got shingles man justifies to promises no no I didn't because I was like I was like because if you justify it you start talking like that then it just sounds suspicious yeah yeah

you don't sound weird man Swim and shingles. I know I'm not that old, but shingles this way. Yeah, so that's been my source of shame. And so, like, I wasn't sure what my obligation was to tell everyone at the office, because I wanted to make sure I didn't give anyone chicken pucks who'd never had it before. So I sent an email to Yvonne, who's our director of operations in HR person. And I was like, listen, I found out this is what I've got. Like, should I email everyone and make sure no one that everyone's had sugar pucks before? And she was very

understanding. She's like, oh, you know, if you want for your privacy, I can send an email out and I can find out. I was like, I'm gonna talk about it on the podcast. So privacy doesn't matter. Like, I'll just send it even. My favorite part is how you found out. You're sitting at your desk. You sit right next to me. And all of a sudden, I hear Gus go, fuck. And I go, what's wrong? He goes, come take a look at this. And I come over.

He's like, does that look like what I have right here on my leg? And I was doing like a Google search for shingles. I was like, yeah, that looks pretty similar. And you're just like, fuck. I think I have shingles. That's not how you said it either. You were like, you walked up and you saw it. And, I think I have shingles. That's not how you said it either, you were like, like you walked up and you saw it

and you like took a step back. And then like as you were talking, you kept like taking small steps back. Did I really? It was really good. I'm not subconsciously. I've been in a situation where I've wanted to Google symptoms of stuff before, but I'm always too scared.

I'll see something really minion when I type it in. Yeah, I'm actually worried. Minions, what about it? Minions, what have gotten fake words? I'm actually really worried Kevin has some sort of I'll see something really minion when I type it in Minions fake words. I'm actually really worried Kevin has some sort of Like brain tumor something. Well, he had a stroke, right? Yeah, I'm much figured out the game Maybe little straight. Oh How to read and write and pass that is You know as you do on whatever reading right and pasta out. Is that okay?

You know, as you do on whatever, I'm going to just, I've got to start talking. I've got to speak. Like I just did right now. Did you also talk about the time like half your butt fell out or something? Half my butt fell out? Yeah, did you have some sort of hemorrhoid or something? Oh yeah, of course. Of course, who hasn't?

Yeah, I talked about that. I mean, that was a long time ago. Basically, I sat on a concrete floor for like 12 hours overnight playing Rainbow Six. And the next day, I got a hammered. Yeah, it was with Bernie. It was like when we first knew each other when the first Rainbow Six came out like a long time ago, we stayed up all night playing online. Humans is such pussy.

Why are you sitting on a concrete floor? Because I was living in an apartment and I was too poor to afford a desk or a chair. So your apartment had concrete floors? Yeah, it had like stained concrete floors. So my computer was on the concrete floor and I would sit playing games on it. I was like, sweat under your butt or something? I was like, the game was going on. There's no time to go get us to work. There's go pause in Rainbow Six. So you buy a computer before you buy the desk to put it on? Absolutely.

Yeah, that's good. You're a good man. You're a real gamer. I was not married at the time, obviously. So I had no furniture. So what I'm saying is why the human race is evolved, you know, we've evolved into a, we've won that planet basically. Oh, thank you for cutting to me.

Jackson, I coming back. That was nice and subtle. Perfect kind. So, uh... Anyway, anyway. The human... Alright, whoa, look, I'm just a hot today. So the human race has evolved to...

We've won the planet, like all the other animals, to suck their below us. That's your place? We've won. We've won. But we can't do stuff that animals can do. Like, we can't sit on the ground for a day, because our assholes fall out. And we also can't give birth without...

What animal sits on the ground for a day? I don't know, a lion or a cat. Cat? Bullshit! Lion's got to eat! Lion's sleeping on the concrete for... Yeah, he doesn't sit on his ass, he lays down. I could lay on the concrete for a day.

I'm sure there's some animal that can sit down on the floor and not get hemorrhoid. Yeah, but guess what? They can't play Rainbow Six. They can't play Rainbow Six. So we say humans have evolved to the point where we can't give birth without possibly dying. Like, it's where animals just shit out baby.

No, but they know too. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, lots of things. Do they? Well, at least the baby just gets up and walks off. Yeah, the baby's fine. We, that's true. Yeah, lots of things. Do they? Yeah. Well, at least the baby just gets up and walks off. Yeah, the baby's fine. It's like, boy, that was difficult.

Yeah, we can't do anything for years. It's like a big slide. When does the baby learn how to walk? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, my baby can't even lift his head. You know, I was so fat when I was a baby, I had trouble walking. You really? Yeah, like, I was so fat.

You see, he was like, waddle? And my head was so big that I could not get up Oh, you told heavy like a top head Waddley little Mexican my mother had to buy me this really long yellow balloon So I could like use it like I would hold on to it and use it to like front my weight up and that's all I had to learn how to walk So sometimes you get the stout it what do you see a giant? Days he just like so, then, hold on to it. Just for fun.

Like a short, I think I'd go before up. We got, I took care of Joey Cat. He saved over everybody. He's been calling us right now. He's protected from gusty shingles. I don't think, I don't think Joe ever got chicken pockers. Joe's really cute right now. You alright Joe?

He's okay. This cat, man, like before the podcast, Lindsey was here just throwing this cat around and people kind of freak out, but cats are durable. They're durable animals. Yeah, you can bend them. You can handle animal. You can handle cats pretty well and people are freak out. Like, oh, my God, what are you doing to him?

It's like, he's a cat. He's fun. He's, look, if he didn't like that, he would run. Like he would let you know, like the fact he's a sitting, he's whatever. Yeah. You know, I could probably do that to you though. No, if I can't, if he didn't, so he didn't like that, he would run. Like he would let you know, like the fact he's just sitting and saying, he's whatever, you know, I could probably do this to Gavin. Adam just got a new little puppy. I think it's a black lab.

Yeah, it's the cutest little puppy I've seen. Oh, it is adorable. It's hot. Yeah, it's really so hot. Like I swear, if farted or something in our office. It did. He brings it in and it's like created in our office. And like I was sitting there and I was like,

I smelled the nastiest part. I was like, it's bad. I was like, was that one of you? And people were barbing out and we're like, nope. God damn. I should've thought like, he just brought it in as an excuse. So he could just like let them go whenever now. I've been working with Adam for a couple of years.

I feel like I would know by now. Do you actually get to the point where you can recognize thoughts in the office? No, I don't think I've gotten to that point. So you don't like, has anybody gotten to that? If Jeff F Jeff fired around you, would you live with it, right? Yeah. So you would be able to tell that it was Jeff. I don't think so. Have you gotten to that point? Oh, I can tell when it's Jeff, because Jeff does this thing where he will fart in the car and then hold the windows shut and I have to open the door together. How many people fart in the achievement

on her office on a daily basis? Oh, it's not how many people fight. It's how many people walk over to my desk, turn around, and then fart in my mouth. That's exactly right there, or fart into his glass. I mean, like, you piss around with me a lot, but you never thought of me. No, I don't. And I appreciate that. Yeah, Mike Coenjep. Like, people think that you and I have this violent relationship, and it's like, we really

don't have a whole farting very violent. I don't know if farting could be. That's a chemical warfare. That's like a whole different level Like I would much rather get hit by somebody that have like fart in my face I'd be like just hit me. Come on man Like be a generous Gentlemen, he's show of a Just hit me don't fart on me. He absolutely Don't fart on me, just hit me. No, but like you and I, you know, we get along pretty well, but every now and then I'll

give you a smack or something like that. Whatever. But no, but I mean, you'll mind that. Every time, everything's like strangling you and conscious every time we're in the room together. It's like that's not the case. Surprisingly, all right. I think all of the abuse that Gavin gets in the achievement hunter office has translated

to him abusing other people. Like, Gavin devil punch my phone Every time I do that we look we were out with downtown and Barbara was filming me Pund me And I'm getting a worker I get I get pretty punchy when I'm drunk Just like you know, I really and I was just doing this like that and I'd whack their phone But I punch through a phone and punch the right in the face. Oh, yeah, and you can see me like good Yeah, I felt bad about it for a five-step. I didn't look like you felt bad on the video. Wow, it's hilarious You were just like you looked angry like that's right. I meant to do that. Oh, man No, he was regretful

The last thing that happened today when Jeff was leaving the office was Jeff jumped on Gavin and tickled him for like five minutes It was one of the weirdest, funniest things ever. And like Jeff somehow pinned Gavin with his back to him. And Gavin couldn't move. It was amazing. Like does Jeff have wrestling experience or something? For you were pinned like face down? No, I was, he was just sat on me. At one point he reached around to get some more tickle, but my head had come down.

He put his entire face in my back, John. He'd be like, get the tickles, like, someone. Man, I'm sometimes I'm really glad I don't work if he's going to come down. He puts in time to face him on that chart. He'll be like, get the tickles, like, someone. I'm sometimes I'm really glad I don't work in the same office. We shot the door for a reason. Yeah, yeah, we have our little lights for our safety. Yeah, it's very cult-ish in there. I think one balls at you. Yeah.

Right away. Our door is never closed. Oh, man. We've got some great stuff coming out soon. We shot something. I guess I can say it because Jeff mentioned we shot something in WWE, the wrestling game. It's incredible. I think that's coming next week. Is it a let's play? It's a let's play.

I think it's gonna. I saw a little bit of it before I came over here. It's coming out Monday or Wednesday of next week and it is it's awesome. Those are one of those things like we were crying laughing before we even started playing. Like before the actual wrestling stuff happened so. So that's why you y'all were in a wrestling mood. Y'all want you after all that WWE. I don't know, I wasn't.

I don't know Gavin Gavin. He's a ticklish face look at him. He's gonna take a one. You just want to sit on his face and tickle him. You don't want to sit on his face. Whoa. Okay. He's the whole another podcast.

So Barbara Barbara and I are going to Vegas next week. We are. What are you going to do? We went to the dice summit. It's a gaming industry event. What's a stand for? Digital something something something entertainer design. Yeah. Is it dice like No, it's like d i c like it's yeah, it's it. No, no, it's d i c. Thanks for you know what I mean like Thank you for clearing it up

We're going out there for some meetings and we're gonna attend the awards as well the dice summit awards this my first time in Vegas ever Yeah, you're streaming that right. Yeah, uh machinima streaming it mission alive calm So are you to find are you gonna find the camera and be like whoa, what's up? I'm streaming that Someone someone actually put a photo up. I think on the ristrate subreddit of uh, I guess it was it was Bernie and Monti and I think Kathleen and Matt at the Saga Wars or something or I mean it was they're showing it during the PG the Saga coverage. Okay, that's what it was.

They said the Saga Wars. I saw that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but they were there for the producers guild stuff. Which I guess we had knocked out by 30 rock. Yeah, it's bastards.

That's loser talk. By the way, that's totally the same thing. Yeah, it's best. It's that's that's that's loser talk. By the way, that's the total loser talk. It's cool to be there. Yeah, it's not hard to be nominated. It's like no, like that. You got to beat the multi million dollar, the multi billion dollar corporations down. It seems like whenever they cut to the loser's faces, it's like, well done. Why is no one actually has a mad? Yeah. Wasn't there like a country music singer who got mad like several years ago like oh yeah like a space hill or something. Yeah like she lost to like one of the people from American Idol or something. Oh maybe Kanye West was

mad for her. You read them. I'll say. Fuck. Just look at the camera. Keep the table. We enjoyed watching you at the podcast awards. Oh man, I intentionally sat strategically to avoid being on the stream. Yeah, we kept looking for you the whole time. No, I was off camera sitting in the back. That's so really cool. Where's that award? Is that here? Yeah, I think it's my favorite. Oh, it's right here. Oh, there we go. How many times have you been in Vegas this year? This will? I've been once. So I'm going for this the dice summit and then I'm going again in May for friends wedding. So I've got three trips. That's pretty good. Back to back to back. And so Barbara, this is your first time you're ever you're ever going to Vegas, right? Yeah, this is my first time ever. I've been wanting to go ever since I turned 21.

I was stretching my hand. Sorry, the glove I'm wearing gloves is really weird. So okay It's okay. So are you going are you going to gamble while you're in Vegas? I mean, I guess you have to, right? No, I have to. No, you have to. How about you go to Vegas and not gamble? That's the big gambler. I'm not a big gambler. I never knew before. I was talking to Alan and he's like, you alright there, buddy? Yeah, I'm rich. Wow. You have what? And he's like, how much are you willing to lose? I'll take $100 and I'll gamble that amount. Hopefully, I'll make some money. OK. That's like the amount I'm willing to lose.

How long are you there for? Four days? Yeah. Four days. $100 is not going to last four days. Well, maybe I'll make it last four days. All right. When I was in Vegas, I saw some woman in a lift where she had...

It was an elevator for our listeners. Yeah, yeah. It's just so hard to figure out. She had a purse and I'd been like watching Dan Gamble. He was gambling low. I guess like $25 chips. The green ones. Yeah. And she was holding her purse. I'm just chips spilling out. I was like, she must have won a lot. And I looked at what the value on the was. They were thousands. She was like, 60 grand, like listen, she was like, I know, it's a gambler from Texas. What does that mean? I know the gamble from Texas.

They go bigger go home. It's a gamble to live here. No, that happened to me one time. You said you started with a thousand. I was at a crap stable one time. And a guy like dropped some chips and one hit my foot and I grabbed it and it was a thousand dollar chip and he had no idea it had fallen off the table.

And I was like, no, here you go like the last thing you want is bad karma in Vegas So I totally give it back to him. Yeah, because it's probably someone on a camera watching. Yeah, that's true Well, calm is bullshit and it doesn't exist. I don't know about that. I used to have exist So Stunnings yeah, yeah, I believe in karma. You don't believe in karma at all What's the light of toilet? You know what knowing you know? It's a really good thing. You don't believe in karma because you're kind of an asshole So that's probably good. Yes

Carma existed it wouldn't matter if you believed in it or not Yeah, I don't know I'll be back karma for him to not believe I like to think karma exists in some form So do you do with that like touch wood shit and like like knock on wood? Yeah, touch wood Joely button what did you say? I touch wood Do you, but what did you say? I touched wood. I thought you were. Do you walk under a ladder? Do you open that?

That's super state. That's super station. That's not car. Karma is like helping someone cross the street. So do you? Oh, let me ask you this. No, do you only do good things, hoping to get good things back in return?

No, no, no, no, not at all. Like I like to think I'm a pretty good person. So I just do good things because my nature. You peak there. Like you use you've I've heard you say you don't just do good things but use my nature you peaked there like you You've I've heard you say you don't want your life to be any better. You just want it to maintain You just you don't want to know how that was about this year That was this year like what are the goals for this year?

I just want to maintain cuz things are going very well who who whose life goal is to maintain I'm on an upslope right now like last year like it's still was going up But I'm like I just want to keep going up. It's maintain. Let's not Maintaining maintaining Yeah, up but I'm like I just want to keep going up it's maintain maintaining maintaining up maintain like keeping level no it's just like the the function of Apple and better and better tell us more about math checks 2x plus 4 and then the line

you want to maintain growth yes yes that's what I'm saying like maintain that's all you said you want to get maintain no maintain growth okay a maintain growth there That's what I'm saying. Like, maintain. That's all you said. You want to get ahead of me. I'm going to maintain. No. I'm going to maintain growth. Okay, I'm maintain growth. There. I'll specify.

Okay, so you achieve your life goal and then you're like, sweet. I'm done. No. No. I'm just cussed from here. Deal with it. Why is your main goal for this year? This year?

God, I don't even know. Make it holy crap. I think it's lightning outside. I want to make a lot of money and become super famous. This year, specifically this year. Next year, probably. But just. Would you rather be rich or famous? Rich.

Well, they are. Yeah, rich. Absolutely rich. It's our tarned question. I had a lot of friends who said famous. They're in a very famous pool. No, they don't. You have to get a job and people are like, hey, you're that guy

Yeah, you want a large company or what? You're that dumbass that pick me. Yeah, so for being rich by rich, I mean like Millionaire status. Yeah, yeah, no, I agree Famous then or what's your definition of not rich? If you chose fame you would be like an average income Who's famous but not rich people who spend all their money on drugs reality stars Okay, all right. That was easier than I thought I was gonna be never mind Yeah, no absolutely rich. Yeah, didn't Kevin Bacon lose all his money. Yeah, he was in the burning made-off scandal Hmm a bunch of money invests within the Ponzi scheme then I'll fell through and lost all his money

That's why he did like tons of just terrible movies and the road is to try to make some money that's why The Murray made off the scandal struck him much earlier than any other investor That's why he did tons of terrible movies and erogies to try to make someone that. That's why. Apparently the murder made off the scandal struck him much earlier than any other investor. It's by a couple of decades. It's like that even tremors for. That's why I was in Hollow Man totally. It was Bernie made off. So you used to work in tech support, right?

So I imagine you've dealt with some kind of weird technical issues that people have had before. I have never been more confused in my life as I was this weekend. I moved, like Jeff moved back into his other house, his renovations are complete, so I moved back in there temporarily. And my laptop, I could move the cursor around on the trackpad, but I couldn't click on anything. I was like, this is annoying, I couldn't get the dock. So I could kind of still work with the keyboard and shortcuts in there.

I was trying to figure out how to get rebooted, and then I got up and walked into the other room, and it was so much a click again. I was like, I guess it's fixed. I didn't know that. And then I came back into my room, I was like, it stopped again, and I realized that in my suitcase I had a magic mouse that was squashed, so it was clicked in. And I guess when a mouse is clicked in, that's Bluetooth to your laptop, you can't click on the trackpad. Right, it's already receiving a click input. I would love to see a camera on me trying to figure out.

I must like an idiot, just like, how long do they take you to figure out? Half an hour. Oh my god. Oh my god. But I actually figured I wouldn't like, I just knocked over my suitcase and it was fixed. I was like, I know exactly what it was.

And I'm surrounded by like different boxes and suitcases, where is this mouse? I'm so nervous to do that. suitcases. Where is this mouse? That was right. I was so satisfied afterwards. So as typical Gavin you did not turn your mouse off When you put it in the back turns off a mouse Okay, yeah Like people who like that very Now I mean if you just move me like you were just a couple blocks away And also me moving is me getting a box and doing this to my desk. I told Gavin that he should hire movers

And also me moving is me getting a box and doing this to my I told Gavin that he should hire movers This I'm short box everything to redo. I thought about doing stuff like that I like getting movies just for me or just getting a cleaner just for my bath. Yeah That'll be awesome So I know the thing I'm looking at my notes here without thinking that I wanted to mention is that our episode of Nerdist bowling Comes out tomorrow. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah I know the thing I'm looking at my notes here without thinking that I wanted to mention is that our episode of nerdest bowling Comes out tomorrow. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, we went and We went drunk

Nerdist all-star celebrity bowling and they ran out of people to invite So they're all star celebrities, so it's you it's you two and then Bernie and Joel We let us do celebrity bowling. Yeah, we went out to celebrity bowl. It was all star We went out to practice bowling or you guys did and I joined you I didn't I was just watching I never got invited to a single practice session by the way really really well You're great and I showed up and I want to say I kicked both Joel. Oh, you know, I got spoilers I did very well. Apparently, you just ran a kick Joel.

That's all I wanted. Like, you screamed. You don't kick them. I did very well. Despite the fact, I was excluded from the bowling. I did very not well. Yeah, I was. I went to the bowling practice.

And Gavin was there and Bernie was there. And Gavin was not doing well in the practice. So who wants to be good at bowling? People, someone who's going to be on TV or not TV this, someone's gonna be on a show where they're literally for their bowling skill. I was the guy who works for a video game video company who's powerful at video games. I'm terrible at most video guys. It's not all video games. It's entertainment value. Yeah. It's your bad. It's entertaining. I guess so. I don't know. I'm the weirdest thing

where I'm good at non athletic sports. Like I'm good at non athletic sports like I'm good at good at non athletic sports Yeah, let me hear me out. I'm good at bowling. I'm good at darts. I'm good at foosball I'm awesome at air hockey ass-ass miles. What about like hot dog eating coffee? You just lose it. Not good actually. I can't like like buffets. I'm terrible at buffets Is that a sport game? It's a non athletic sport can sport, Kelly. It's a head out of your ass. I can't eat a lot of food. I can't eat a lot of food fast. My stomach clutches up.

I can do it. What have you done that? Is list five sports that won't get you laid? Are you good at archery as well? Archery is pretty cool. Archery is pretty cool. Archery is pretty cool. Archery is pretty cool.

How can you... I used to play tennis. Actually, Barbara and I played tennis this weekend. It was a lot of fun. I would argue that tennis is an athletic sport. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I thought I would. I am good at. You are good this weekend. It was a lot of fun. I would argue that tennis is an athletic sport Yeah, that's one. I want to afford I am good at it. You are good at it. You're gonna go pro Huh? No, I'm not gonna go pro, but I could probably beat you probably

Yeah, so I think I could beat you at tennis really. Yeah, you want to make a bet? $1,000 okay, no loser has to lick the floors And we're playing like legit rules like actual tennis rules. No, we're making up rules. No, no, no. Okay, I have to I made a I've made a freaking actual like, you know, I'm freaking contract. Yeah, for you. So anyway, we'll play that healthy rules on tennis court. Yeah. You're occupying. I'll play with it. It's gonna happen. Yeah. I will bitch slap you. Okay. Well, you play by the actual rules. Yeah, you know get a surprise you He's amazing at darts. Oh, yeah, which will be work for yeah, so I mean those

You know he might I played dots for the first time with Bob and apparently I'm good at dots. Oh, yeah, it's really good all right So yeah, I'll play tennis. Okay, what are we gonna do? What's the bet? Losing lose the lick scusses like yeah loser lick OK, what are we going to do? What's the bet? Luzerlick's guss is like. Luzerlick's guss is like. We have to do it. We have to do it. We have to do it. We're going to do it like tomorrow. Yeah.

OK, I'm going to film stuff tomorrow. Are we going to do a whole set? Yeah, but I'll play a match. No, yeah. So the match is going to be a set. How many sets? Five sets? Do you want to do five?

I'm asking you. You said a whole match. Well, I mean, he said a whole match. Do you want to do first the six games? I would say, yeah, one set. One set? Six games. Yeah, you have to win by two. Yeah, let's do that.

Wait, wait, are we doing for the licking of the leg? Oh yeah. Oh my god. There we go. I'm not gonna shower tomorrow. No, let's do like probably Thursday actually go play on Thursday. What have I done? Play tennis Not really What kind of what yeah, this is like a like do we is there a timer? Like see that's that's stuff that needs to go into a I know there's a trying to give it for the handshake. Oh there you go with some of the podcast Yeah, I say from a cool I say from ankle to me. Oh with some of the podcast. It's fine.

I say from A-C-A from A-C-L to Ne. Oh, that's cool to me. You just look backwards. That's the story. I don't want to get any weird sexual pleasure out of this. Wait a minute. It's just kind of good. I guess it's going to be said that like, yeah, that's really gross.

Yeah, you don't want to get this. My pants are tied. Yeah, well, what kind of lick is it? Is it like a, or like a fucking... Is it like a Christmas story on the frozen stand? I can lick an ankle to a knee without losing it It's gonna be like the top pie is gonna be like Sam paper. I'm gonna run out saliva It's gonna be all right It's all playing with like actual tennis rules like

Serving and scoring I live that you're already If you throw up on me, I'm gonna be fucking pissed dude What have you done? You have a picture in residue I'm gonna be fucking pissed dude Picture in residue That's like disease residue, that's the worst part of my time medicine for that All right, okay, so we're playing with that we're playing with tennis rules serving and like back and forth all that time How can I be the official sure? Yeah, I'll set up there with shorts sure. I'll set up there with shorts. I'm really looking forward to seeing it. It's going to be fun.

We can shoot it somewhere around here. We'll go find a court somewhere around here. Yeah, there's one on the other. Yeah, well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

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I'm really upset. I think I've played tennis once. All right, I'll tell you what, you can practice tomorrow. Yeah, against who? I don't know. Oh, yeah. That's the beauty of it. And you practice is better than no practice. Okay, how about this?, yeah. That's the beauty of it. Any practice has been to the notebook. Okay, how about this? How about this?

Addendum to the rules. Instead of leaking us a leg, you can pay $500 to the opponent. Yeah, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna look like that. All right. I'm just trying to help you out in case you don't want to get shingle mouth. How high does law end?

How high does law end? You see law or law? L-A-W. What does it mean? What's that question? Well, if you murder someone, you're always going to get, you're going to break the law by doing that pretty much everywhere on earth. But how high can you murder someone?

If you kick in on the moon, this earth law applies to the moon. A lot of law. You're saying there's space law in the end? What I mean, there's no law in the moon. Everyone Earth is connected, obviously. So no matter how high you get elevation-wise, you're still in a country. The moon, however, is not owned by anyone.

So I assume you would be governed by the law of the space agency that sent you there. Right. And the country that they're from. Now, by the law of the moon, there is no moon law. It's like international water. Like if you just get above the ground high enough. Yeah, did you think you'd get the top amount of risk you're not in any country

anymore? I just fly far away enough from the earth. The earth law doesn't apply to that where you are. There's a lot of efforts. Yeah, I'm gonna train for 10 years to be an astronaut. I'm gonna be my target train as well. They're not gonna know. We're gonna get on that spaceship. I'm gonna murder another fucker. As soon as I get 30 miles away from the surface, I'm set good life go better than just maintaining It's like murdering someone on the moon. Yeah, international waters But like going into the space That's how you would hide a body. Yeah, I mean you know about

There's not what's that how they let go of a spark is a lost amount of space It's way spoked. I yeah like Star Trek 3 or 4? It was 2 actually. Oh, yeah, yeah, it was 2. Yeah, the car was 4. Because 3 was search for Spock. Oh, yeah.

And then 4 was journey home, I believe. God, we're nerds. You're doing this to do that. So speaking of Star Trek, so Lucasfilm officially, or Disney, I guess, officially confirmed that JJ Abrams is directing Star Wars Episode 7. JJ Abrams, I'm kind of excited by this. I am really excited.

They was a quick turnaround, too. Don't they say the first movies supposed to come out in 2015? Well, apparently JJ Abrams has come out and said, like, if it's not ready, they won't release it. Okay, he's not going to be forced to rush something that's supposed to be incredibly important. Yeah, so if they just now chose a director, having like a huge franchise like that come out and...

I'm excited about that. But you're certainly visually official effects, have you won? franchise that come out and I'm excited about that. I'm certainly visually official effects have you one. Yeah seriously. And I'm ready. Are there still going to be more Star Trek movies then? Well I assume he'll pass the direct and duties off to someone else. Like the original Star Trek movies weren't all directed by the same person. Yeah. It's like like Harry Potter, you know. He did, he kind of set the tone of the world and then it was going to keep moving on. Do you think he's going to take the lens flares with him? I do. I want to see someone photoshop a Luke Skywalker holding a lens

flare like a like a like even just lens flare is holding on. It's all they're gonna be. Is it true that you actually had a guy with a a flashlight just that's what they say around the lens like there was for every character in scene there was another guy off screen with a star track you're talking to. I don't know you tell me that's very interesting. That's what they said in the behind the scenes is basically like the DP like the whole time he was just shining a light The easiest thing to do in post must be a lens. I mean what I think they developed optical flares because of that I'm sorry, so I like put a lot of work into it because of it. Well, it looks better when it's done in less though

Yeah, I guess that's yeah, so much. So you don't have to like it's one less step. Yeah, if it's already there I will say that the lens players in Star Trek look better than super eight and super eight world almost all digital Okay, that's true. So is there another star Trek coming? Yeah, yeah, there's here in the couple months in May Yeah, the trailer looks very good. I also just watched trailer for Iron Man 3. Yes, which was very vague But very good like the biggest shock to me in the world is that my wife has become a huge Iron Man fan That's awesome. Yeah, you said you watched the Avengers. Yeah, we watched the Avengers like wow that movie's awesome She's like this watch the Iron Man movie we watch. He's like wow. That's awesome. It's watch Iron Man 2 What have you done?

I mean, Josh we apparently was approached to do Star Trek our Star Wars as well and I mean, Josh Weedon apparently was approached to do Star Wars as well. And it's kind of funny because like, I was reading today, Avengers was Josh Weedon's second movie. He did Serenity and he did Avengers. Like, that's a hell of a jump. Yeah. You know, he didn't know all the TV shows, he did Buffy and Firefly and all that. But still, to go from Serenity, which is based on a TV show to Avengers, it's like, wow, based on a comic book. Yeah. Yeah, I was just undressing now. Yeah, I'm trying to it's really hot. Yeah, I knew y'all were gonna regret that.

I remember where those suits were immersion. Yeah, and I was fucking misery the whole time. He's already got single. Still him in the eye. Yeah, I don't need any more problems. At a self-singery. I already had to get my Herpes medicine earlier. Psychological and physical pain. Dude, are you excited for R.C. Access here? Yeah, that's actually the next thing I was going to talk about. Oh nice, yeah, we're getting more and more stuff like lighting up and we're talking to some partners right now and get some nice stuff. So we launched our hotel reservation systems today.

So if you're coming, you can get one of our hotel rates. I think we have like nine hotels that we contracted with this year. Are they all really close to the... They're all walking to the CISV convention today. So if you're coming, you can get one of our hotel rates. We I think we have like nine hotels that we contracted with this year. Are they all really close to the all walking distance to the convention? There's a few that are like literally a block away. Yeah. The the Hilton is I said that we're the Hilton. The Hilton is right across the street. Yeah. Like you can see it from the convention. People should book sooner than later so they can get a closer hotel. Right. They should come in for a July 4th as well the day before look we got We got a little trailer running for those watching the video but no because like coming to town on for July 4th Go watch the fireworks downtown at an auditorium shores and then you know There's also walking distance every staying at those hotels. Yeah, it's like just like eight nine blocks away. Yeah

Hey, there's Barbara. I saw Barbara in there. There's makes 64 guys. There's Matt eight nine blocks away. Yep. Hey, there's Barbara. I saw Barbara in there. There's makes 64 guys. There's Matt. Matt. There's us. Hey, we'll all be there. So you're looking to come to us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the perfect job. Or she is. You have stuff you want sign. That would be the place to go. Mm-hmm. If you, you know, if you want to bring your boy band poster, I'll be achieving a hundred guys will be there. Because you're going to be there at this time, right, Kevin?

I would be last year. I always do a thing when I sign at post, or I sign right on my knob. So look forward to that. What? Thank you. Yeah, so we've signed up a few game companies that I'm really excited about, where we can't talk about them yet, but we'll be making announcements staggered in the near future about it, some games that I'm really excited about. Yeah, I think Alan and I lock down something this week.

I'm very, very pumped about that. Hopefully I'll be helping out with some. Secret. So many things. I can teasing and say shit like think Alan and I locked down something this week, I'm very, very pumped about that, hopefully I'll be helping out with. Secret. So many things. I can teasing and say shit like, oh, we're gonna do something we can't talk about. Guys, guys, tease it. Tease it.

But there's a lot in the works. They're working really hard to make it even better. I'm already at the point where I'm waking up in the middle of the night and can't fall back asleep. So I'm freaking about it. Yeah, it happened this past weekend where I woke up. What is most concerned about FARXX? Just making sure there's and can't fall back to sleep. I'm freaking about it. Yeah, it happened this past weekend where I woke up. What are you most concerned about for our TX guests? Just making sure there's enough cool stuff for people to do.

Oh, yeah. I want to make sure that we have a lot of people and a lot of cool stuff to do. It's like a careful balance. So where does that get you worrying about it? It's like, then you can, it's a way to think about it and try to figure out what you can do to address the issues. Yeah, but do that in the day. I do that, but then I wake up in the middle of the night and I think of something I hadn't thought of. That's when your brain seems to be the most active.

It's right when you're falling asleep and she's like, oh, let's start thinking about everything that could possibly go wrong in your entire life right now. Yeah, but sometimes I'll also wake up in the middle of the night and I'll just wake up and be like, oh, we should do this. Then I'll instantly start riding down or typing stuff out.

And you get so excited, you can't go back to sleep. Right. Because you're really excited or something else. Scared for your life. Does the, like the on its stuff? Does that make your stress dreams like more real at all? That's an interesting question. Yes, it does. You kind of like feel like you're there in like the middle of it. It definitely makes dreams a lot more vivid.

Yeah, it was just really cool when they're good dreams. Yeah, it was a time awesome. Yeah. Every now and then. I got fun though. Let me see if I can reach back here and grab this. So these are a week I talked about how my sister destroyed my Jose Cruz baseball. Oh, yeah. How did she destroy it?

She read all of it. Yeah, she grabbed it. It was in a glass case. So she grabbed it and wrote all over it, which is sharpie. She would taught it a lot. So someone, I guess,'s one of the podcast listeners, sent me this as a replacement. It's an autographed baseball signed by Jose Cruz Jr.

Whoa, that's awesome. So it was his father who gave me the ball, but this was his son who also played in the major leagues as well. That's awesome. Which is pretty neat. They even gave me this cool case. Oh. Someone also sent you a poison cassette.

Someone also sent me the poison single that my sister destroyed. I'm still looking trying to find a cassette player for it. So he he he he messaged me and asked to tell him if the set works so he can leave positive feedback on eBay for the seller. I don't I don't have a cassette player yet. So I'll let you know as soon as I think my sister destroyed a briefcase full of million dollars in cash. So if any fans on the back of the cash want to send it in, they're really good.

I really can't. No carry on with the left hand. I was like, where's your phone? Tell us more about this suitcase. What is it due to it? It was in the forest next to a bunch of porn. Awesome. Sounds like a 90s movie.

Have you ever had a dream that really helped you out? Okay, y'all aren't going to believe me. No, no. When I was younger, I used to have really strange dreams where I would dream stuff and then it would happen later. So I would see stuff in my dreams and then like the next day or two days later, I would encounter that situation and it would play out exactly as it did in my head. So yes, I did have dreams that helped me out.

So we need to go to Vegas. So like one time, I remember the first time it happened to me, I was in third grade. We were out for lunch break and then the bell rang, we were supposed to go back in. And then like it clicked, I was like, I had this dream. I was like, I know my friend's going to run across the gravel over there.

And then this other kid's going to run and then push him down to the side and then take off running the opposite direction. And then like right as soon as I was thinking that then my friend came running across the gravel and then that guy came and pushed him and then ran it was exactly like my dream. I was like, I knew that that was going to happen. You from a team? That's weird. It was a dream or a premonition.

It was a dream. So I remember waking up and like having that memory and then like when I finally got to the moment I was like, this is the the memory like this is that moment that was in my one day job it was there. They should have a lot more faith. Yeah, I thought they should know. No, I thought they should know more. They should have more experience this.

Yeah, with these others like you realize you dreamt it at the time, but it feels and then all of a sudden it's not. They did keep going. Let's try that again. That should be the official explanation. They did. They did. They said we update the Wikipedia page.

I was about to's try that again. That should be the official explanation. We don't have to update the Wikipedia page. I had a dream once where I would, I'd probably spent about six months looking for a wallet. Because in that wallet was like a poem on a card that someone who had died gave to me once. And I knew it was in this wallet. I just spent like six months trying to figure out where this wallet was.

And I couldn't, and then one night I dreamt where it was in a box in my dad's house. And I lived my mom at the time. And I woke up, it was about six a.m. I woke't, and then one night I dreamt where it was in a box in my dad's house, and I lived my mom at a time. And I woke up, it was about six a.m., I woke up, and I was like, and I just got up, got dressed, and ran to my dad's house, and opened the box I dreamt of, and it's in the bottom of the box. That's like, this is like, you're subconsciously,

hypnotized people and stuff. Like you actually, you know more than you actually, you can actually, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can was that but when I was awake I couldn't find the information yeah have you ever seen someone get hypnotized yeah yeah yeah I was at I was at some sort of festival and there was a hypnotist there and he hypnotized a group of 10 people who were all like on display for everyone it was crazy what he got them to do he got someone to make

like to think that they were naked in front of the crowd so they were like screaming and like hiding behind things and like covering up themselves. And I just never believe it. Now, I mean, like some of that stuff, like sometimes you can, like tell people like there's playing along, but I don't know, it's weird. But because the higher hypnotists come on the podcast. Oh, I mean, we'll,

have you seen the hypnotist on the podcast? I've seen the trick they can do where they make you think you'll leg it's up to the ground. And you can't lift your leg. That's quite a good one. I'll be afraid of like a hypnotist would just like do something to stuff fuck with me. And so I therefore will never be hypnotized.

That's what you do. Oh, such a baby. Absolutely. You are, so. I know I'd be the worst at it at everyone. Yeah, I think you're right. Don't do it. Yeah, exactly.

You're in a bad position for that. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to big old target on my face. Like this beard just attracts negativity from what you do. I'm just going to hit it if you get hypnotized. If you don't give a shit, you're good. No, because then I won't know that I'm what I'm doing, right? That's what you can watch the video later. It's always your sponsor.

Yeah, then I'm gonna, oh great, that's not good at that. I call about you and anything that anyone can make me do that I would care about later. What if a hypnotist convinces you that there is a bowl of wet bread in front of you that's actually like jelly beans. Yeah Oh, then I'll be like No, but then you don't know and then you see the video later. Yeah, what have I done? What was I can be in the middle of it? I was not like he ate something poisonous. Well, what if it's poison? I mean, he did

That's okay. I'm no longer on your side I was lost the opportunity but the poison went bread. Yeah, we should have a hypnotist at RTX hypnotist RTX 2013 it is decided there you know, thank you Linus's blanket. Yeah, that's actually a good handle Yeah, man RTX 2013 Hypnotist now we should have to just here. We've got this Definitely get a hypnotist on the podcast We should definitely get a hypnotist on the podcast. Let's look at that. Can you hire a hypnotist?

How should they advertise? Do you look on Google, like, hypnotist? Austin, you're talking about hiring a magician. Yeah. Do they have another job? Is there a guy who all he does is hypnotize people? There's just magicians in their lifetime. Yeah, it's the same thing.

But to say, job, like Starbucks barista? He just goes, he goes, the banks are hypnotized as the girls, they can just hand him cash. Like, here you go. He walks out. Man, like hypnotism stuff is kind of trippy though, because like Mythbusters did one time where they had someone, like they had an event happen

and then without telling like all the people in the room what was going on, they had like someone break in, steal some stuff that run out and they're like, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, no, that was just fake, that was fake. But we have a hypnotist here who's gonna help you remember all this shit. And so they first interviewed all these people and they had to write down everything they remember,

like name tags, there was like specific stuff they had on them, and they had to try to write down everything they remembered, and then they got hypnotized and they were able to get a lot more information out of them. And it's like it's weird to think that like your brain sees stuff that you can't access, like we were talking about. Yeah, that's why I'm always confused about about do we all see things the same way? Like smell doesn't actually exist. There's no such thing as smell. It's just the way your brain interprets particles. You could say that about anything.

The taste is the same way. It's like your tongue is feeling food or your tongue is feeling. Yeah, but sight is real. But it's color is real. Because photons bounce off things into your eye and you see like their little particles. But you see it's in the particles in the nose for smell. Yeah, but it doesn't it's not a real thing.

You can't see a smell. What makes it not a real thing? You can't see light. You can. No, you can't. Well, you can't see light. How do you not see light? You can't see the result of it.

Yeah, you see light bouncing off of stuff. It's your reflection. So if you look into a source of light, you can't see it. No, look, like this. You don't see the light actually coming from there off of stuff. It's your reflection. So if you look into a source of light you can't see it. No look like this You don't see the light actually coming from there hitting stuff You don't see the wave you don't see the way invisible. Yeah Fucking I just got the smack down in the podcast Gavin I always wondered that about taste though like do french fries taste different from me than they do for Gavin or you?

Why have a thing where I can't, I can't class different tastes. You can't, what? Well, I have, like, it's something for, like, when it's sweet or sour. Yeah, like, something will eat that. I've been like, oh, that's really sweet and I'll be like, yeah, sure. Sweet, I guess. I can do it if it's like, star-patched kids or like, I mean, like, if it's like sugary, or sour.

Like, stream tastes. But I can't, like, yeah, it's sweet and sour sauce. If you drink Shiner Blonde and then Blue Moon, it's just like eating fruit loops. Well, if you do it back to back, that's really disconcerting. That's just your brain perceiving that. How are the fruit loops just continuing? That sounds awesome.

It's very comfortable. It's very comfortable. So I finished the big 50 at Willow Woodrow's our bar. Like the first one where Joel stole my thing, he bribed me. Oh, you did it again. Yeah, did it again. How much did it cost him this time? 100 bucks. OK. But I knew he was going to do it. So I told him, oh, H.S. what was going to happened me. Oh, he did it again. Yeah, did it again. How much did it cost him this time?

100 bucks. Okay. But I knew he was going to do it. So I like told her, wait, just what was going to happen. I'm like, he's going to give you $100. And I like, I made like, she's like, what are you talking about? And like, I basically forced him to give her $100. And they actually handed him the block of wood. So sounds like you just mugged Joel.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You didn't have to do it. You didn't have to do it. So you forced him. What did he put on it this time? It's really. It says, how do you door? And then there's actually a beard attached to do it. So you forced them. What did he put on it this time? It's really good. It says, how do you door and think letters?

And then there's actually a beard attached to the bottom. And in small writing, doesn't it say? Yeah, it says, in small writing, it says, Joel number one, Jack still sucks. Or no, Jack still smells. That smells awesome. And so I don't know what's up yet in our bar. Jack's meals. Is the old one still up?

Yeah. Okay. Let's still up. Some fans have found it, actually, and like taking photos. Every time I go there, I try and look for it, but I can never find it. I'll show you where it is Anyway, so I've cost Joel $200 Yeah, but you had to drink a lot of beer 50 beers, yeah, 100 beers total 100 total. Yeah, so you spent like six or seven hundred dollars No, maybe over the course of two years

You took that last 50 really fast though. Well the thing the problem you was excited about it back then The problem was the first one was that I hit the Mitchell Ata which is the worst beverage ever. It's tomato juice and beer. Well you just don't like any sort of food or vegetable so that's probably worth it. Do you like a bloody Mary? It's very very bad. Do you like a bloody Mary? No I don't. I don't like tomato juice. See I love tomato juice. I think I can drink anything if there's booze in it. Really? I don't really like Coke. I don't like Coke.

With whiskey, it's great. I like that. It's something new there. All right. Well, we got a little split screen going on here for our video people at home. That's just a way to see some tweets that are going on. That's interesting. So I saw some people were asking about the t-shirt that I'm wearing.

Oh, yeah, yeah. This is not an official, or a t-shirt. A band made this. Who sent this? It's him. It was Brian something from New York. So, made some people like grape shirts. So, he sent one to Gavin and one of me. I was with Jack in Home Depot earlier,

and then Barbara was like, you do as you're wearing your own face on a shirt. And I was wearing, can you tell that that's me? Like, would a stranger know that that's my mug on there? I think so. I think so. Absolutely. Yeah. It's the hair that gets it away mug on there? I think so. I think so. Yeah. It's the hair that gets it away, I think.

I think so. The doofy head. That's good. Yeah. It is. I think you can tell. Anyway, that's pretty cool. I got to do our fans make some of the coolest stuff

ever. Yeah, I think it's awesome when fans send us stuff like that. But so this was not an official wrist t-shirt. But this week's t-shirt Tuesday is the nap time comes before pants time occurs. Which is an old caboose quote from season three, I think. Yeah, yeah. But it's like a pair of pants talk or like, you know, thinking has a little thing bubble

and makes the pants. The pants have like a weird atom, like, was it not anamorphic? What's the word I'm looking for? Where it's something? Similarly. No, no, no, we takes something takes the form of a human First we talked about this on the podcast before I got it right, huh? Personification. Thank you Kyle for the whole fism. So oh, yeah, there's the shirt. Yeah, there you go

So that's Tom wearing it. Tom our junior designer. He's very sleepy apparently. Yeah But yeah, so it has a little face on the pants. And also, we're supposed to, we don't have any images of this, but sometimes soon, I think at the end of March, maybe early April, we're going to be getting a Bernie Bobblehead statue. Yeah, which is based off the animated venture of the Tasmania. Yeah, the statue. So he has like a platypus under his arm and a ten of the posters. That's awesome. Yeah, it looks like the statue from the animated event. You need to shift them to the bubble. I'm like a hundred in the office. Oh, I mean, I want a couple.

So yeah, those will be coming soon in like two months. We should have those ready. Would you like an action figure yourself, Gus? Yeah, I want a bubble head. My head's bigger than his. That's true. Let me ask you a question. Please, ask a way. Would you have sexual intercourse with a flesh light that was your face

with a knife in the mouth? Sure, why not? If it was life-size, they did a cast of your hair. Why not? You would be happy looking down at yourself. It doesn't make that noise. What if you were my voice too? That might be a little mud. Well, it's just a former masturbation, right? Yeah, I know. Like a very serious, like, the archery line. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what made me make that tweet about, like,

you can never unsuck a dick. Like, what's that bridge that's been crossed it's over? I still, I still hold everybody's tried. If you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, if you, I know I have. Would you be, wait, what, your own? Yeah. It's really easy for me, though.

I just go like this. I'm not used to it. Yeah, we talk about it in the LASR2Live. You really think everyone's tried? Would you be wait what your own yeah, it's really easy for me though. I just call it this Yeah, we talk about it in a late-sort of time. You really think everyone's tried absolutely Yeah, I haven't tried. Yeah, I say every try. It's wrong with you. I don't like you were never a six-year-old boy Yeah, that you never tried to suck your dick, but you're gonna lick leg That's cool. Oh the collage. Yeah, I'm not gonna look a nod like your own though There's a matter if mine's gross Ladies Gavin free he's a single gentleman

Mine is gross if you could suck your own dick. Does that make you not not? Does it make you gay, but is that a gay act? Well, here's the thing because you're sucking a dick, but here's the thing But it's like masturbation You're giving a dick a hand job Question Problem I can't do it so I don't know So you've been Upside down like I don't give away my technique So how would you do it would you like go up against the wall and tip over or what? I know try it a long time. You try it a long time

Yeah, if I were a dude, I think I just wouldn't like, I would think you would lie on your back and then pull your legs over your back. That's the shittiest way to die. Yeah, it doesn't say that. I wouldn't look like a snappy room like. You might be the parallel. You like snap your spine and your paralyzed

and you stuck with your dick in your mouth. And you have to like call for your parents to come help you. You were like your last word, just and you have to like cough or your parents to come help you Shocking on dick So wait would you die from a spinal injury or would you die from your spine snapping and your dick falling? You'd be so surprised wouldn't you if your spine just gave out and you got a mouthful of You choke yourself in the throat though. Ooh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha We know what you're doing tonight. You and Nick apparently have. Let us know how it goes. Yeah. Yeah, see, I don't believe that. If I did, I would totally try that. Yeah. I think it was like, you find so surprising.

Like, the whole like, the whole like, pussy versus clunch thing. Like, you were so blown away by that. Like, I was pretty. You've never said the word pussy to a girl. Not to describe it. Which you said clunch. I just don't say that. This is not a room in the moment though.

That's me on this here. Let me, let me, let me plunge a clunge. This point is just a clunge around it, though. No, I'm not going to. Put some clunge around it. What is the, like, where did clunge come from? I just rickidger mace. Not in there. Rickidger mace from? I just rickidermase invented that word. That's the first time I heard him use it.

He did a book called Lannimals, where he just made up weird creatures, like an underblend which is a creature that sucks, like it has a mouth on the underneath of it, and if it gets on you, it is impossible to get off because it sucks so hard, but tragically it can't come off the rock that it was born on. It's like stuff like that, like really ridiculous, tragically, I really ridiculous inventions of creatures.

And one of them was like clung something. When I said it on that Huck and Lutzway, because you were out of town or something, I kept, I was doing my impersonation of you, and I was just making up words. What did you come up with? And one point I said flange. Which I do realize is a word.

Absolutely. So somebody, somebody was like a home devoted person like that and they tweeted a picture they're holding a flange. Like I found it. You were wrong. So you're faking turn out to be real? Yeah. Nice.

Yeah, like I said that when I was like, fuck that was real. There's a lot of words that you make up on the spot. Yeah. And you don't know whether that British line will just made up I just I mean stop guessing Do you ever do that in the UK like you make up words or is that like a thing you do here because you know that we're not I would do all the time that just come up with crap Explained why you make up words on let's plays and stuff. Well, this is only I did not realize until recently

I just don't want to swear you don't curse on let's play. I just say like Salsa did yeah, like that blew me away like I just assumed curse, but I mean apparently you don't curse on let's place. You don't curse on let's place, but you'll talk about trying to suck your own dick and potentially choking on that dick when you break your spine on the podcast. Yeah. Okay, I mean, he didn't say any bad words. Clearly. You still a good guy. That's weird though.

Like so what is your, why are you not cursing on? What everyone else does. Okay okay so you want to talk you know like I have to be but you curse I mean you curse in that like in your normal speaking but you hold back when we're recording audio yeah he actually doesn't curse that much I just what it does though I mean it's not it's not like he's never curses I think at some point you could get a little overwhelmed the reason the reason not to swear is that when you do swear, it means it's meaning.

No. Like the... Like someone never says the sea word and then just whips out the sea word. It's like, they are serious. I don't know. I don't know how to say that. I'm not allowed to do that in the podcast. No, he's not my culture in himself.

He's not my culture in himself. He's my culture in himself. No, he's my culture. I remember the first time I started cursing more publicly. I'm the first time I cursed around my parents and didn't freak out about it. Because I remember when I was a kid of me cursed around there for the cool.

I still don't curse around my parents. No, I don't. I'm much more comfortable. I think it's a respect thing. That raised me not to swear, so why would I do it? Well, actually, this past week or last week, I went to a, I went and saw a basketball game with my dad and we had dinner beforehand and I was just like,

natural, I said something, I said shit about something is like oh Wow, okay, I guess I'm just this is not this natural I can get away with it. Yeah, I didn't feel awkward at all. It's like I you should hear Michael talk to his parents He is brutal. It is true. Well, he calls him by their first. Yeah, he's like Janice Fuck no, I was on a Van going back to get our car one time when Michael and I went on some trip and he was like it was like us and then like four other sort of you know pairs of people on this thing going back to our car and he was like talking to his mom and he's like person around and I'm like dude you can't do that especially around like public, but I've realized lately I've gotten really terrible about it and I just personally stop regardless of the situation I'm in. The only time I try and stop is if I'm in an area where kids are supposed to be in that area more than I am. Like if I'm in a Toys of Us, I'm gonna do it.

That's the one time I'll like stop is like okay kids should be in this place. Exactly. I'm the outsider here. Yeah, because I got a source of that. So, see, the not swearing thing for me was a recent decision maybe the last year or so. But if people have found a Let's Play we did like a very early one, it was us playing Haley 3, ODST while we were doing a firefight mode. And I'm swearing all over that video.

And all the comments are, I've never hoped to have and say these words. Let me get Gavin cursing soundboard out of that thing. Yeah, there's already so many swearing instances in Let's Play's, I've never had Gavin say these. Let me get Gavin cursing soundboard out of that thing. Yeah, there's already so many swearing instances in Lutz plays, especially with Michael. Yeah. That I feel like it's almost good that you don't just to level it out. We've played like every existing curse word has been played out for us at this point when you invent new ones. Yeah.

Well, that's what he's here for. That's what we've got one. That's what you see. No, no, no, that's not in the heat of the moment. That's how we're. We've got one. That's what you see. No, no, no, that's not in the heat of the moment. That's how we refers to a vagina. Yeah. God, that's terrible.

No, that's terrible. We're sexy up a little bit. Yeah. No, I just want to talk about it. Which is probably the end is probably the smartest thing. I just don't like to draw attention to it. What if she's weird about it? That's right.

What if she took a lot of time and like, what if she's saying, what if she's saying, what if she's saying, what if she's saying, what you're digging it? What if she's saying? You're enjoying the absolute most attention. What if she's saying your name into her pubic hair? And then you got to comment on it. You're like, hey, look what you did to your... You spelled my name on your... Or it's got like your face, like this, like,

like, like, shaved in. I don't know. Maybe it's a really big woman giant canvas of a vagina Just your nose carved You should find a better name I think lunch Yeah, or I'll look at it It's time to sit in a room to plunge

The situation may arise Just be careful It's really easy for me. I just laugh a lot. So this could be a new Ruby trailer coming up soon. The sure is. You're working on that soon. I'm kind of working on that. Yeah, we're working more on the series proper, but we cited.

It was a February 14 Valentine's Day. It will be the W. Trainler? What do you do the week is the 14th? Thursday. Thursday. Yes. What's going on? I don't know.

What does that sound like? Two weeks from this Thursday? Yeah. Two weeks exactly. No, I'm going to. The most close. Everyone who's been clamoring for the next trailer, that is when it's going to be on the Rochute website.

There you go. So curl up with your honey. Oh, we have some concept art. Oh, we do. Are we allowed to show it? It's a, yeah. It's not going to start. That's the full image of what you can see at the end of the R trailer,

like what she's like. Yeah, it goes to full. That's like the full image. That's the only thing we have? We're doing everything else. I think so. We were trying to not. What's the name of that weapon, Carrie? There's the only thing we have or do everything else. I think so. We're we're we're trying to not what's the name of what's the name of that weapon? There's the crescent rose crescent rose

Yeah, it's delicious Italian meal. Yeah, actually Double it has a crescent rose tonight. Yeah, that sounds like it's a new new from Pillsbury Crescent rose they make big crescent rolls come on Crescent the crescent rolls come on You can call them a giant of that Oh, crescent rolls There you go, the crescent rolls, the whispering eye So that's from Roll Models, I can't claim credit for that Yeah, I know, you're gaming ass I like that movie, I clowns pop I know what we're talking about now

So Gavin's one of these favorite quotes is at one point in a let's play Yeah, it's from a movie, I said you've got an asshole like a clown's pocket Yeah, and that's not your quote, that's it And everyone attributes it to you now, which is like I said after I said it. It's for a movie Yeah, no one knows about that. No one pays this. That's a steam-cooking movie. There you go. Pro officer. I saw Roll models just for the hell out of why I watch a 25 movie I went in with like super low expectations and it was I thought it was really funny So David Wayne movie the guy one of the guys from the state like the the balding guy who's playing guitar

The movie really made me like Paul Rudd. Oh yeah, and Sean Williams got really funny in that. There's a running gag throughout that movie about a guy who's trying to play on a guitar and he's just terrible. And he's trying to play a wing song, like a Paul McCartney song. And he's like making up this song that doesn't actually exist. They got Paul McCartney to record that song and actually plays over the credits. It's like love take me down to the streets.

Yeah, yeah, it's like it's like this guy's like just kind of fucking around with the guitar and then like so they actually got Paul McCartney to come and record that song. Which is like how do you how do you do that? How do you pull that off? It's pretty cool. How does Paul McCartney? He's like 400. I think it's like 80 now. He's what? Didn't his wife's leg fall off or something? He was dating a woman who was missing a leg. How does she lose a leg? I think it was a mo-pit accident. Yeah, He was dating a woman who was missing a leg.

How does she lose a leg? I think he was a mo-ped accident. Yeah, see that's how you need to lose a leg. A mo-ped accident? I would hope I would lose a leg in a little more... A more spectacular fashion than that. How did you lose your leg? My mo-ped fell over.

My shingles spread to my leg that year. Saying mo-ped accident sounds like... Whoa! But it could have been Yeah, do you see a palm McCartney was the lead singer of Nirvana or like the remake of Yeah, yeah, so they got the surviving members of Nirvana which Dave Grohl and what face player and Actually, that's that's trippy

Anyway, so like but palm McCartney took over for a and uh... that's what I'm actually doing. Oh, that's trippy looking. That tripping me out. We're trying to think that out. Anyway, so like, but Paul McCartney took over for uh... uh... to go over for Kurt Cobain, which is pretty weird. So, and they covered, they played one of their old not like not so famous songs. Yeah, so, um...

I don't know why, I just think, I guess, thinking of Paul McCartney since he's so old now, makes me think of Jerry Seinfeld. But does anyone else notice that Jerry Seinfeld's been like coming back around putting himself more in the public eye? In recently, like he was on Jimmy Fallon a couple weeks ago He did a like a walk on appearance. They did a really crystal was the guest and did like a who's on first thing And then like Seinfeld did a walk on for a bit of that and then he was on SNL this past week.

He always comes across on this shows like a tremendous douchebag. Really, doesn't? Yeah, when Larry King was asking questions, and he's like, Larry, you don't know who I am. He's easily one of my favorite comedians. Well, people should know who he is. Yeah, seriously. Well, that's the hell of an assumption.

What if someone didn't know who he was? It's like the node didn't watch Seinfeld? Well, I mean, that's on them. Yeah. Like, what was wrong with them to not know? And then that time where the racist dude was apologizing and the people were laughing at his apologizing. He was like, shh, it's not funny. All right, calm down.

Well, he was probably trying to make sure, like, he was probably really concerned that it would affect ratings of his syndicated TV show. Yeah, well, maybe his cost number shouldn't be racist. Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah, doesn't, doesn't Seinfeld make like $70 million a year just to syndicate tonight? Yeah, that's something.

Yeah, that's, you're like him personally does. See, that's famous and rich, my brother. Yeah, that much more than you do. Yeah, I mean, Seinfeld went off to air 15 years ago this year. Jesus. Imagine, like you haven't put a show out in 15 years and you still make it $70 million a year off of it.

At that point, I would be like, all right, I'm going to stop trying to be famous anymore. No, I was going to be. Well, you can just disappear for a long time. But now you're studying Chinese. Yeah, and now we've like, I'm going to be able to be here a couple of years ago. Like literally a B movie. B movie. B-E-E.

Yeah, like a real lay-up. But then you go anywhere. Like, it wasn't like a research. It just buzzed off. Boo. It wasn't the honey pot it just buzzed off Boo Wasn't the honey potty was hoping it would be boo Speaking on behalf of the audience

All right, I look over the scene it's we good to see that Jack completely fuck that story up Whatever it was you did it I'm gonna ask a question to the audience right now. It's any gay members of the audience. As a guy I'm attracted to a woman right so a naked woman is hot to me. I'm attracted to the all the boobs and the... I like where this is going. All the down stairs. That's your you're going on a limb there Gavin. The crescent rose. So as a guy who's attracted to guys, are you attracted to you, like yourself? Are you attracted to your own knob and bollocks?

I would imagine not. No. Because like you see yourself all the time, like the attraction is seeing someone else or something else. It's different. So if you are the exact bill of someone you find really attractive, you're not attracted to it. I wouldn't think so.

Well, imagine you're not attracted to every woman, right? So imagine you being a woman and you're a lesbian. Yeah, but the thing is, I can't look like my perfect woman. A guy can look like his perfect deed. You know what I mean? I think he might actually have a bad point. No, I don't think so. No, let me say you're into a beefy buffed- buff dudes with a six pack and like man boobs, like firm boobs.

And you have that. And you look at them and it's like, oh, saucy. You wanna get out? I think you could be attracted to yourself even if you're not. I think that's maybe some narcissism. Are you attracted to yourself? Some narcissism? Yeah. So you look at yourself.

You have like a big old mirror and you can see yourself top to bottom completely Starkers would you be a little bit turned on? I wish it turned to Iron Man. Yeah, she Tony Stark No, no for those who are watching the stream you can see some no answers yet It would take a very brave person. Yeah, I think a very comfortable person I'm not even gay and I know Gav is wrong. I can't imagine that that would be the case. But Barbara has just said she finds herself attractive in the mirror.

Completely naked. Did you like the buffalo bill in time for the lambs? Like, would you fuck me? I fuck me. Listen, when you're a woman and you have boobs and you get to play with those boobs and ever you want, it's awesome. I knew it! I knew it! I've been lying to all these jikers.

Oh no, there's stacks of fat, it's a big deal. No, they're awesome. Someone sent me a tweet the other day. It was like one of those meme pictures where it's just text on it and it's like some like black and white, like old style photograph. And it was like, sometimes I just play with my boobs because I can. Like like that's totally totally accurate. You guys don't have anything like that. Alright, no. Well you have your dick. You just slap it around a little bit sometimes. No, no, not so much. No.

Here you go. Maybe if I'm walking. Not even. So have any of you tried to high five barber recently? No. No. No. Why? What? It's just a weird experience these days. Why? Because I never hit your hand anymore. You kind of steer a different body part into the mix. I troll Gavin. She brood vibes me. Yeah. I go to high five and she'll just like psych out and then wing a tit in there. Wing a tit in there. Well guess who's gonna get high five? I'm getting at the next event. You're gonna be like in and did it with high five. Oh, guess who's going to get high five? I'm Jack. At the next event, you're going to be like inundating

with high five. Come on, Barbara. Oh, that's an excellent event. Oh, so that's another thing. We'll be going to Pax East. Yeah, there. In March, March 22nd to 24th. Yes, everyone's been asking if we're going.

Yes, we are going. Yeah, we're definitely there. We got the floor plan today. And we're figuring out who we're sending exactly. But I know definitely Barbara and I will be there. I'll be there. Other people. Yeah, I'm Jack.

Yeah, me. So yeah, we'll work all that stuff out. We'll have a good crew there. We'll do it in a panel like we do all the time. And we'll show some new stuff. I will not be giving high fives. You will give high fives. Like, give them at high fives.

I'll give you a fist pump because. That's fist pump. That's fist pump. That's fist pound. Because packs is full of germs. And I'm not a a germophob but I don't want to get sick. So people always talk about like getting sick at events and maybe I'm jinxing myself here but I've never gotten sick after a convince you.

Dude remember why did I just wash my hands all the time? I get sick you get sick. Yeah I wash my hands and I use the hand sanitizer and I feel like I'm covered. So you survived the packs box, that one year where that was swine flu, right? Our bird flu and then it was bird flu. And cause yeah, because what's it been got it, right? He actually got bird flu.

I got really sick after that one too. I don't know if I got bird flu, I got really sick. But thankfully I've been like you, like the last couple of years on, so you have been okay. I'm just gonna wear this to packs. And then I'll be good. I'm really lucky. I just don't get sick anymore. And then I'll be good. I'm really lucky.

I just don't get sick anymore. My immune system is really good. Well, you developed the ultimate counter attack to illness. You just tell your body that you're not sick. But it actually works. Singles, stop it. You're not really the hair. It's all gambling.

Look at it first, then you can do it. You have to preemptively strike. Like, when you had a numb ass and your ass was hurt, you should be like, I'm not doing that. But it actually works. The amount of people who tweet me saying, I'm getting sick and then I just decided not to when it worked. It's very high.

I'm on it as that too. Yeah, because you can feel the onset of something and you just be like, not a dirt. It's a mental thing. You don't have to actually like say. No, no. Stop looking at me. But I don't think I've been sick in about four years.

Really? No, no, you're getting sick. I'm not superstitious, so I'm not. No, I'm going to act if we're trying to do that. And I'm not superstitious, so I'm not. No, I'm going to actively try and get sick. And I'm not going to tap wood or anything down. You're not going to lick Gus's leg on Friday. And I won't get sick. You're probably going to get purpies in your mouth now.

It's true. It is purpies. It's not secreting. Do we see that as a one set? Is that what we're doing? Yeah, one set. First to six. First to six.

Or you have to win by two. No, that's not secreting anything. That is gross. Yeah, and look at that. There's some more over here too but it's kind of high. The best start. The view is right. We ain't you. The funny thing about you I thought if I said this earlier is that it only affects one side of your body. That is really weird. So you only have it on that one. Yeah so my left leg's totally fine. There's nothing there. Well nice. And there's nothing anywhere else on

my body. It's just right there. How does your body internally know that your body has two sides? Well, what happens the virus is what I understand is the virus like I said is it's always in you and it travels via your nerves in your nervous system So it just chooses one route and then follows it so basically will go down an extremity Oh, you're fine. So it just goes in one direction Well, like I've got the highest I, I have a couple of patches up here. So it starts like a big spine. So you have some on your dick? No.

The dick is clean. For the record, there is nothing on the dick. The dick is like Gavin's apparently according to him. I've only got like two back here. So you have like all done there. You say you think you have an attractive penis? I don't think it's gross. Oh, it takes a gross. I think my dick's all right. I think it's okay. I wash it. I mean like mine's hot mine's really clean

It's squeaky clean, but it's still a dick that's for it's still gross like Well, plus you and our different were the would be on circus. I'm hooded beasts So you think like you could like crumbs and shit stuck in there Because I don't eat with my dick out facing up. You might be eating a sandwich and they're trying to suck your own dick and get some like crumbs stuck in there. You jack! It's a dick sandwich.

You guys don't let us eat. I don't keep sandwiches in my flesh like that. I'm trying to trick your body into thinking you can do it. If I'm putting it in a sandwich first. It's like I carried on a stick basically. It would suck if the shringingles virus picked one testicle. It's like straight to one ball. Well, that's general herpes.

That's totally different. So is herping on the, is it just tick shingles? Well, I from what I understand, I think there's eight different types of herpes of viruses. And one of them is the STD. Right. With seven others or not. Yeah, like cold sores is one FPD. Right. Where do you think there's seven others there or not? Yeah, like Cole source is one of them. OK, OK. So can you give a cold to someone's crotch?

You give a cold. If I cough and sneeze, if someone's dick, will that dick get a cold? No, but I think you can trust someone to rest your body and you could get a cold. You just sat there like, I was like, did you have like that happening? And what's the situation?

Are you coughing on someone's dick? You're dicks got a little bit like ice cream. You're trying to suck your own dick and you cough on it and you're giving your dick a cold. Like you're in a dinner party, seeing an encounter and you're like, Oh, and you cough and then someone forgot to zip their fly up. And then later on that just driving that con. It's here. That's what those little sneeze.

Oh, God. So when you get general hurt pieces, it's only on one side then? Why are you asking me? I don't know. You scared it. Oh man. I don't think so. I think it's exclusive to shingles. It just goes down one pathway. If you could, speak and have dick is clear. If you could have a transparent dick, would you do it? Oh, you. But if you could just seal the... Like, could you turn it on and off or is it like a permanent thing?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's like, wonder what mean visible words, completely invisible or you see like the veins. So, you might, maybe speaking of Kevin Bacon, the hollow man maybe, where he like goes invisible step by step and you seal the different layers. You can do that.

You can like, oh yeah, I totally do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be really cool. How would you use that? that like whenever I'm taking a piss of the urinal I would use that every time We're like let's watch this Do do do do do just said, what if they dick decided not to get sick? That's not really hard. You dick should say, no. Oh.

How do you always talk about dicks whenever you're on the podcast? I don't know. I like to- People comment on this all the time. To know. And some people are disturbed by the fact that how quickly I can steer a conversation into genitals. I make a conscious effort not to.

I look what happened. You turn into the skin. This was probably the most extreme, most severe general discussion we were having. I think it's because we had dinner before and we were talking about all that kind of thing as well. Were you breaking the dinner? No, actually. No, you were talking about sneezing clits.

It's a clit. He's speaking about being in public. There were like families around us eating. And then there were. No. there was definitely a kid there. Not close-by. Now I know what everyone, right behind you, you see him? It was like a guy in his son. I don't care about, oh, no, hold on.

No one cares about a kid. I care about a sneezing clip. I know. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking of a giant of the sneezes. Nope. This is not wrong. All right.

I was asked in Barbara. Thank you for clarifying. If she was dating a dude, he's normal. Good looking dude. No, he's a perfect dude. He's perfect dude. Except whenever he sneezes, he sneez normal, good looking dude. No, you said perfect, he's perfect dude. Except whenever he sneezes, he sneezes like just a load of clips. Like they come out like beans and like bounce all around.

Just like little clips. Would that be a turn off? She's like, hey, you know, if he brought a bucket with him, I said, what did you say? I said, he has something to clean it up with. Yeah. You said, would that be a deal breaker? I said, no.

He was perfect in any way, but every time he's... She is not picky. Yeah. He dies out there. Yeah. You have a chance. Whatever your problem is, okay, just deal with it. Own up to it and just take care of it.

Someone should go into those like, skiddle commercials. We're like, they touch him and they turn to skittles. Which is your place. Well, no one should do that. Clid, no one should do that. Yeah, so I'm just actually doing that. Yes. Yes. I'll do that. Good. Could you say clittles? Someone put some pocket back. I could get a lead. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. This is an award winning punch. Yeah, it's right there. So we, yeah, there it is.

So we made the switch from gaming to comedy. Yeah, how's that going? Yeah, I mentioned the week we did it. It went really well. Last week we were the number two comedy podcast. And number three on all of iTunes. Yeah, woo. And number three on all of iTunes.

So I think it was Adam Crowler that was ahead of us. And so who we showing down? Zig Zig Zig Zig. Oh, comedian. Man, stuff. Yeah, he's got a good podcast. So I think it was Adam Krola that was ahead of us. Who is going down? Zig Zig Zig Zig. Is it a comedian? Man's got to get beaten. Yeah, he's got a good podcast. You can just shout it out every way. You ever see the, or have you ever heard the clip of the guy

telling the I am the machine story? No. It's about this guy who goes to Russia and his experiences in Russia. That was on the Adam Krola podcast. That's cool. That story is way funnier than any story we've ever told. Yeah, so they definitely deserve to be ahead of us Joe Rogan's comedy too, right? Yeah, dude

I saw a video this week was upon a reddit of Joe Rogan doing a spinning back kick that shit awesome It's insane. You like that guy he does this kick into a heavy bag And he would just break me in half if he caught me with that thing It's like he trains with the eminent. Would you break you in half Jack honestly? Look at you watch like he gets this heavy bag and the thing like like bins like 45 degree annual me in half and he caught me with that thing. He trains with the M&M. Would you break you in half, Jack? Honestly, look at the M&M. If you watch, he gets this heavy bag and the thing like, Ben's like 45 degree annual. He eats it hard. And so it's like, one of the things like the long run.

Yeah, I will never fuck with that dude. And there's actually, I remember he was on a fear factor one time where it was like Johnny Fair play, one of the reality stars, like started, started some shit with them and Joe Roy was just like pinning them down to the ground. Like he came out of me to stop them. And it was pretty damn incredible. Why did that show stop? Fear factor? Yeah, I could do it for a while. Yeah, they had like one season of it. That would be popular. That's like half a minute. That's the only way I knew who he was. Really? Yeah. He was on the he was the second generation of the man show on

Comedy Central. Him and Doug Stanhope and then yeah, and then he's on he was on show. He was on the news radio. He's radio radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the radio. He was on the't the man show where they would have the girls on the trampoline at the end I'm joined the credits. Yeah, but we should we should have that yeah How do we set that up? Like our credits can we get Brandon jumping up and down on the teeth actually? He's the credits are rolling him and Joe there you go. We can do it. Yeah We can go some kind of Country high-framing stuff Joe looks so comfortable in there.

Yeah. Oh. It's the most expensive cat bit in the world. I think it's cold in here. Is it? Yeah, I sat on it so they could like get it all wetting. We should get Monty on there. And yeah, oh, he would die.

She could just trap him in it. I don't know if Brandon, if you want to show what Joe's doing over there right now. That makes it sound bad. Like he's doing something inappropriate. No, he's sleeping. He's sleeping. We have to. I makes it sound bad. Like he's doing something inappropriate. No, he's sleeping. He's sleeping.

I was wearing a black shirt under this awesomeness and it was just covered. Now, we've shown that the teeth open and closed, right? We showed that on a block. Have we actually shown it? Should we do it right now? Joe and talk to you, open it up. I don't think he's doing anything.

It's not plugged in, I don't think we can move. Yeah, he would just lay there. He would wait till he rolls off. Yeah, exactly. He would move till he... But apparently that T thing has... Oh, there, just doing a playground for some reason. I think it's like 450 pounds of force.

Yeah, I think so. So if anything got caught in there, you're dead. Well, yeah. Allison Stroll was trying... Allison Stroll from 343. She desperately wanted us to try to crush her, that thing. Oh, really? I gave her the remote and I walked out of the room.

Does she like put her arm in it? It was like trying to like, oh, what's going to happen? She did not get crushed. She's still alive. So that's a good sign. So it's like that scares the shit out of me. Like, high tension wires and like, pneumatic things. I'm just like, I stayed the fuck away from them.

No, that scares the shit out of me. No, I don't know. So like, pneumatic things are scared of like, pneumatic tubes at the bank? Yeah, I don't know. So like, you mad at things are scattered, like, you mad at cubes at the bank? Yeah, I don't like those things. Really? Yeah. I don't use the bank ever.

Yeah, I guess so. Well, what you scared of, huh? I just like, like, something that's under, no, it's just anything that's under pressure has the possibility to like, explore your case. Did you ever see that, that dealt with H. I was exactly what I was going to ask about. Did you ever see the Delta P video on YouTube?

No. It's about tremendous differences in pressure. And the example they use is that there's a pipe under the ocean. I guess it's different pressure to the actual ocean. And they saw into it with a circular saw. There's a video of this. And a crab just happens to be stolen by. And it sucks in them because the pressure is so different.

It just sucks water in. And you see this crab smear up against the saw blade and then then just go yeah it's like a hard shell the crab just gets sucked yeah it's like a folding construction paper good lord you would not want to touch it it would just suck your whole heart and then the crack is like this big the delta p video talks about differences in water pressure and when it's like a very creepy voice describing all these accidents where scuba divers have died Getting getting like stuck in these pipes are pulled through and then and invariably in every example The one guy dies and like two or three more people dies well going down trying to rescue him Yeah, you don't realize it like everything seems fine and you get there this like you're stuck

He's like stuck halfway in and then they keep going. Like, here's the crab one. I don't know if we can pull screen at and time if you want to cut to it. This is a bad version. Keep going. No, no, no go down like a tiny little bit. Play that again, play that again. I will play it again. Wait for it.

300p. Oh man, I'm just a crab. Just a crab block. Oh, no good, not good. Like you see it's like legs disappear like one by one. Good job. Yeah, that scares you, show me. That's like a whole tutorial on how to deal with Delta P situations or more, isn't it?

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Like this really, really, really disgusting story. And people would like it dizzy and fall over and pass out while he was reading it. And he toured the country doing this. Like people would go. And then. I imagine he's like a public he toured the country doing this, like people would go and then. I imagine he's like a public library, there's like kids around, like, really good. That's a little worse than talking about sneezing clips

that I've never been to ski. Only slightly. No, I think more than slightly, but. Yeah, that abarves a noble or something. But you just, like, you look at a devastation on that crab, and then I picture things like a black hole, and how much force those have, I'm going to like whole planets.

Yeah well I mean light can't escape it. Like that's crazy to think about. Why is that real that doesn't matter? Lights are like no no no! I don't believe that light is invisible. It is though. Yeah it's waves. You only see its reflection off of other objects.

So when they did that test where they were scanning that line of pixels of the photopods with a code bottle. Okay, to the naked eye, it's invisible. You can use instruments to detect it. Yeah. Isn't it also true that you can only see a tiny percentage of the visible. Yeah, there's a lot of. Only a little bit is visible. There's so much either side.

That's like infrared when you put on a night vision goggles. Same thing. It's constantly getting hit with infrared light, but our eyes just don't see it. You put goggles on to see. It's the Earth is constantly getting hit with infrared light, but our eyes just don't see it. You put goggles on to see. It's cool. Do you speak in a night vision? Have you seen Zero Dark 30 yet? I haven't.

I really do. Dude, like, it's a long movie, but like, everything leaning up to the end, the actual, like, kind of, raid on the compound. It's just a spoil for me, though. I've heard a lot of that. Yeah. It's like the end of Titanic, like, I can't believe it. That scene where they're raiding the compound is probably one of the best action scenes.

It's so surgical. And I imagine that's how it really is. You're so used to seeing war movies or people go and it's guns up blazing and stuff. And to see actual guys who are trained to do this kind of stuff. It's like when I got a hemorrhoid playing Rainbow Six. I spent fucking hours drawing up the plans and working that shit out. But literally working that shit out. Yeah, from your butt, you know.

Oh, that was so painful. No, it's not even worse than this. I wrote it this is worse. Okay. I wrote a tweet after seeing the 0-30 that you should stay through the credits, because Sam Jackson shows up to the real team 6. I had people tweeting me pissed off that they waited through the credits to see if that happened. And it's just like idiots. You fucker, you told me for wreck it Ralph to wait to the end of the

credits. Yeah. I went to go see this movie with Bernie and his kids and they really wanted to get out of there and they're like playing on like, oh no, Jack told us to wait to the end. Apparently there's something. There is. So we're waiting the end. The kids are getting cranky and like wanting to leave and we're waiting. It's just like a fucking two second like, baby. It's a kill screen. There's a kill screen. There's a kill screen at the end of record Ralph. If you know what that is, it's kind of cool. But I wouldn't tell someone with like two.

Why didn't realize you didn't realize there were children there? If that would have been like, fuck it, go. But I didn't know that was the case. You made a sound like you have to wait to the end. I said I said it was really important to see. I think you texted me and said, is there something at the end?

I said, yes. I don't think I said, oh no, it's the coolest thing. I don't know. That sounds like something you would say. Jack can't hurt a fence. What's coolest thing ever? It's no, it's the coolest thing ever That sounds like something you would say Jack in her defense Cool Let me ask you You've been alive what 30 something years 31 years. How what was the coolest thing ever so far the coolest thing ever since I've been alive

Yeah, I can tell you what the coolest thing ever was what having sex for the first time that was pretty was. What? I mean, sex for the first time. That was pretty terrible. It's like, that's the cool thing. Because you build it up for so long. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No. Like, finally, it was there's boobs and I'm all over it. There's a closet. I'm in it. It's awesome. I'm worried. It's like high five. I was in it. It's the best thing ever. But my first time was just atrocious.

Of course, but you had thought about it for so many years. You had waited for it. That is definitely, there is something, that first time is very, very impressive. Yeah, well, for half of the people involved. The partner may have disagreed. Yeah, I didn't lose my virginity to someone who was a virgin. You didn't, Luzon. I imagine it was just awful. Yeah. But two people two

virgins go and I don't must be comedy to watch. Have you seen this video? Is there porn over that? Two virgins in one camera? Especially. Like that ruined now. Oh, that's good. It's getting two new people in it. Have you seen the videos of like the like the couples getting married that I've never kissed before? Yeah, yeah. They're just like, yeah, it's like they're doing this thing. We're like, hold their tongue and they're like, press their faces together. It's like the most awkward thing ever. It's like, I can only imagine them having sex with the first time. Let me just try to kiss and it comes out that awkward. What is it with people passing out of weddings?

Well, I, you know what? Actually, I can, I can vouch for that. I was in my sister and brother-in-law's wedding and it was like a two hour ceremony. You know, I was in, like, I was in the party, like, behind the groomsman, or I was one of the groomsman, and you can't lock your legs. They tell you, don't lock your knees, because if you lock your knees, you lose blood circulation to your feet. Humans are pussy.

I'm just going to say, again, you can't stand with your knees. You did that pussy, good job. Hey, it was good too. Because plunges sounds weird. Humans are plunges. No, so you couldn't lock your knees, because we did that, then you'd lose circulation, and then you'd slowly lose feeling.

So when you're like, you're numbing on them. Your veins are squashed. Are they? I kind of, I don't know how it worked, exactly. Whenever I met, because I raised religious, so I used to go to church a lot. And then it would be. I never knew that about you.

I was Catholic. Interesting. So you would always see altaboyes, you know, if they're not getting filled by the priest, which is happening a lot. You would, you know, you'd like to block the brand off camera. You would sometimes see one of them just like swaying

and everyone would be like, oh, and I'd be like, oh, and the thing is when people faint, just something about them not putting their arms down to stay themselves, they literally hand side by side down straight, when people faint, just something about them not putting their arms down, staying with themselves, they literally hand side-by-side down straight, just going like, wow, straight into the ground. Is that what you're like? You're in love with slow motion, came from,

could you just want to see them like, yeah, you know when something's about to go, and it's like, yeah. Yeah! And this face just nails it. You see in that video of that best man giving the rings to whoever and he trips and falls onto the bride and the priest and they fall into the pool

I think that's great. No, it's real. I think it's about people fainting. When your body is loose you sustain way less injury. That's why whenever you're asleep in a car accident you're more like a lot. This is when drunk people drive car accidents a lot more too. Whenever I'm like with a bad driver and I'm like a I'm going to wait a minute to accident. That's why I would say just go limp, go limp. Yeah, but it's impossible. Like sometimes I'd be looking at my phone and the drag will break hard. And my body locks up. And then I realized that that was probably

have broken all the bones in my body. Yeah. If I just gone, why can't you have a reaction where you just kind of changed your reflexes? You just go past them. You just ride past them. You just go past them. Why can't you get more flying control?

It's like when we talk to them, why can't you Will yourself to die? The same thing, why can't you have more manual control Over yourself? Maybe we can get hit in the toys so that whenever something Of shot happens, we just right go. Or you can just jailbreak our bodies. Or you get better control.

A lot of animals, and I think humans do this too when they think They're about to die. They poop themselves. Yeah. The jizz themselves is off sometimes. There's a lot of cases of as people will get hung by the neck. They just jizz their fence. Especially when they're on a paces and they break their neck. Well, there's some people who are into like, Autorodic expectation. Maybe those are the people who like, they better got off on that.

Yeah, they get off on pain. But wasn't there like that type of goat where if you scare it, it just locks up and there's no Yeah, that's good. That's a great reflex I think. I can imagine if you could scare it, that's what you'll do. Yeah, I do do that. I just go feet on the ground. If you set just tens up and the Jeff sits on you as a horse.

No, don't push my turn. I was looking up the hockey score. So what was my line? I turned it back to movies real fast. To eat me the hockey score. So what was that? I turned it back to movies real fast. I recently saw a lay miss. Finally, has anyone else seen the lay miss? I can't wait to see what it is. No lay miss.

It was really good. Is it? There were some parts I thought that it was long. Like I thought that we was really long. I could have done with about 30 to 45 minutes cut out of it. How long was it? Like almost three hours. Oh, my God. What did you do for movies?. How long was it? Like almost three hours. Oh, no, no, no.

What did the movie go for being 90 minutes to two hours? Titanic. Like, default two hours. Titanic is like, I think this is like two hours, 50 minutes. Yeah. But Matt, and it's kind of slow at first, but Matt, it really bells and you really feel invested and pay off. It really pays off by the end.

Now, I heard that like they actually all the singing in the movie, they did on set. That's damn impressive. Like that's what you mean the audio that's used is from the set. Yeah, recording on set. Why would they do that? Like to get more, like to get like on the set. Because you're acting and singing at the same time. So you could emote a little better. So I'd never seen Les Mizz before. So if you've never seen it, this may be a spoiler for you. Like any version version of it the play. It's a fucking old book And has always characters only in the movie for like 15 minutes

She's like barely in that movie. Yeah But isn't she like gonna be nominated for an Oscar and everything like that? Supporting actually she walking good. She's really good. Don't get me wrong But she's only in that movie like 15 minutes And she was really good, don't get me wrong. But she's only in that movie like 15 minutes. We're shooting naked or something? No. Oh, no.

Yeah, that's funny. So one of the Oscars this year. Tied. Typically they're in the February army. It's funny, because Ben Affleck won, he won a Golden Globe for a directing Argo. And he's not nominated for a directing, or for directing, which is pretty crazy.

But I don't know golden gloves I seem to be more like when I watch that it's kind of more Too many award shows how many yeah loads too many how many other I know even the ones we were nominated well there's gold there's golden gloves I mean if we're talking like Hollywood movies I was talking about just any Globes and Oscars anything that are the big ones Anything that a list is go to you anything a list or so it's gonna be that's a golden gloves this Oscars then the sag awards is pretty important BAFTA's the BAFTA's not only cares about the BAFTA's over here

the Emmys PGS Emmys is television though isn't it? Emmys are TV yeah I thought we were just naming awards yeah we're talking about film but then you have TV's as well

but you're talking about just award shows in general, right? A list of gets the M.E.S.T. Oh, yeah. Yeah. One gets to, I guess they have like a lot of like HBO shows. It's because they all just jizzle every each other. There's a lot of self-indeggily. Yeah, tell them about it.

As far as I'm concerned, I think there's only three award shows. It's essentially like the big ones, like premiere top level. It's the M.E.S., the Oscars, and the Golden Globes. What about the Greenemies? Got no. It was like the E-God in St. Tony's as well. The Tony's? No, E-God.

You know, you know, why are the Oscars gonna be renamed the Oscars? Just trademark and have one. Trey Parker is one away from getting an E-God. Trey Parker, Manstown, they need it in an Oscar. And they were nominated for an Oscar. They were nominated for Best Song. Those were the first things they were nominated for.

But they won Tony's for Book of Mormon. They won multiple Emmys for South Park. They won a Grammy, I think, for Book of Mormon. And then, so all they need now is an Oscar. It should be an Oscar for Basekable. Well, no, they're Blaine Canada was actually nominated for Best Original Song for South Park. Does he write those songs? Does Trey Parker write those songs? Yeah, he's're really good. They have, I mean, they're old stuff. That's their origin is in musicals.

Like their first film when they were in college was called Cannibal the Musical. Which is a musical about a cannibal theater. I love those, the factorations they did. The flash animations they did for... Oh, the princess. There's two episodes of Princess. Oh, Princess the Dog. Yeah, don't put.

I would recommend not flipping that. No, yeah, Gus, have you seen Princess? Yeah, that takes a very rough turn immediately. Princess your strange noise. Princess meets officer friendly. Something like that. Yeah, anyway, you should Google out. There's different levels of not safe for work, like there's some stuff that you would kind of click on at work.

Yeah. Like, our work. Yeah. Our safer work is different for others. Yeah. Princess is not safe for home. Unless you're alone. You don't really walk in on watching that.

Yeah. Like, what do you watch? It's not what it's exactly what it looks like. Actually, it's, it's the, it's the, the story about that, that the guys that make flash wanted them to make something. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they delivered that. And the guy, like, the guys that flash will like, it's the story about that, that the guys that make flash wanted them to make something. Yeah, I need to live at that. And the guys that flash will like, it's not available anymore online, is it?

You can find it. Nothing's not available online. We can find everything. That's very true. But I remember I was in a theater class when I was in college, and the professor used a song from the South Park movie to describe musicals. I think roundabout is what it's called

Words when they're recapping everything usually is the end of an act and they kind of recap all the songs Reprise is a reprise or well, but they like incorporate lyrics from all of it It's like basically they bring back all the songs. It's like the the March again in all the sense like blame Canada And so it's so it's the yeah, yeah, it's like Whatever so you know, you know, although we die we live on or whatever and that's so it's the yeah, it's like whatever so you know Although we die we live on or whatever and that's like the anyways the end of the act And so like they he actually used that as an actual example of a really really well done version of it in trade-farker mess Don't like those guys are yeah, they're really good also really good. I'm as So mass down does the voice of Kenny

But he didn't do the voice of Kenny when he pulls his hood off. Right. That was that was a game and I think no no that in the movie it was Mike Judge. Oh it's Mike Judge. It was Mike Judge. And it says buy you guys on some business. Yeah, you guys and then you guys go ahead and go in the heaven. I think multiple people have done Kenny at different points. I love that movie. I love the South. The bit where I watch it again fairly recently. The bit where Cartman is like doing his ultimate swear at Sardamian saying and then it jumps the way the way the way the way

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the way the way the way the way the way the way the way the way Not single. She probably did not get it as a kid because I don't think it existed Like the chicken had not been domesticated yet. I thought I don't think it chicken pox and they only get shingles No, I actually never had chicken pox You still have to you cannot get shingles unless you've had chicken pox first. I always thought the shingles was what you've got as an Edel if you didn't get that's why I was told why were we warned about Chicken like I'm saying you ask ask a question, why? The adult is really dangerous. Okay.

Because the older you are, the worse this is. Yeah, so because you're shingles. So can you like her? It's like, yeah, you're the potential to give chickenpox or something. When you're already a corpse, people are like, bits of it, they're gonna start dropping off.

Like you're walking dead. Yeah, this is gonna be really intense if when she dies by the time this audio podcast comes out. Yeah, that's very awkward. It's like I've seen in Lupa where the guys One can go since go. Oh, yeah, that was awesome. I just saw Lupa recently. So the bit of that scene is they've got the The young version and they're like hacking him up like Rubin his fingers and stuff and it affects the older version It doesn't it doesn't mean his stuff falls off. It just disappears. Yeah, so there's a scene where he's like hobbling along the street

And all of a sudden he drops down on to his knees and he's got no... he's like an amputee. But how do they shoot that? Do you know how they did that? Did they get an amputee to walk on like... Like, computer generated, right? Yeah. No, thanks, sir. No, no. Well, it's harder to take it out like in the embassies like like they just like when he... when the characters lost his leg and they just wrapped it in green. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking about. Did was he walking on like green stuff? But with that guy like there was nothing like when his suit fell it was like flush to the ground. Yeah. Yeah. What's what I'm saying? I see him.

I'll be first. Probably blind of CGI. Yeah, they probably just we were out of big hunger about what was CGI and what wasn't today in that dead space three. So there's a very cool us cool version of Phil Collins in the air to the air tonight But yeah, there's there's a bit at the end of the dead space three launch trailer where it's it's Isaac Clark and it's like I We think it's a real Ryan was arguing he would not hot. He was like that's absolutely Yeah, and I think it's a dude if Ryan saying it's Is anybody yeah It looks like it's way it's it's a real. And I even email my guys at a dead space. I was like, hey, is that actually happening?

And then they of course they ignored that question. Other list of questions I get. I'm not even going to get in this screen. That was awesome. Of course it's not going to happen again. Yeah, it's never going to happen again. You're like, you might close this thing in a little bit. My dexter gloves.

It's going to be fake. No, it's a real guy that it's a fake suit. It's a little bit. I'm like my dexter gloves. Yeah, it's gonna be fake. Yeah, I'm telling you. No, it's a real guy that it's a fake suit. It's a CGI suit. I saw this earlier. It's a first-hand version. It's a dead space three-law trailer. If you told me a year ago that the Dead Space Three trailer

was gonna have Phil Collins song in it, I would not believe he was going to get to what I think. All right, so yeah, it's a poor gand of it, but it's so eyes and cleric obviously something. So your argument is that this is all clearly CB. All right, so yeah, it's for the end of it, but it's so I think Clark obviously so you're I can it is that this is all clearly see me all right, so this is really face You're missing out on the air's night remix We're missing out on the air's night remix

Okay, now that's fake that's fake obvious that CGI right there Oh There that's real dude that's not really That's CGI right there. Oh! You killed me! Oh, there you go. There. That's a real dude. That's a real dude. No, that's CG. That's CG. No, that's CG.

That's CG. That's CG. That's CG. That's CG. I would put good money. That's just to do his head screen on that. Yes, that's exactly what it is. No, that's CG.

So, this just racistery take place on a planet? Yeah, it's not in the ship anymore. Tell something. I didn't ask for the fucking name. I just asked for take place on a planet. Yeah, it's not in the ship anymore. It's how something or not. I didn't ask for the fucking name. I asked for the name. I said, you have to put it on a planet. So basically like, so it's Isaac Clark. He lands on a new planet.

And there's really got to be named Carver. And there's the whole co-op aspect. And so this race through is going on next week. And I'm super, super excited. I got the game mind or alert about it on my phone today. Nice. But yeah, it's coming out next Tuesday. And I don don't Michael and I are both really excited for that game like well Probably into both just powering through it on our own and then we should go back play

Yeah, we did the demo let's play yeah, I'm excited about the game that came out today hitman trilogy HD trilogy Man, you see remix I've been playing Nino cooney on the ps3. I Don't think I like that game. You sound like three hours in a tutorial, right? I think the first four hours were tutorials. Is this Final Fantasy?

I'm like, I mean, it's a Japanese RPG. So it's, you know, you know that going in though. But I think I'm like, I'm like 10 hours in now. And there's some things about it that are really fucking frustrating. It's a beautiful game about it that are really fucking frustrating. Like it's a beautiful game. It's a great art direction. That animation's really cool,

the way they incorporate all of that. But of course the story's like stupid. And some of the combat mechanics are really annoying. Like so in combat, it's you, and you can control your familiar, and you have NPCs who also have familiar. But you can only control yourself or your familiar, and you can run in and fight and do whatever you want.

The NPCs, you can tell them like heal me or attack or whatever, but inevitably, they just run straight at the enemies and attack them. So in a boss fight, they're dead in 30 seconds. You're like, what the fuck do I even have these guys? Seriously, I feel like I'm in the air for G, but no, I don't know. And they also incorporate like a Pokemon aspects to it, where you can, as you just, carry this around you, but no, I don't know. And they also incorporate like, some Pokemon aspects to it. Nice.

Where you can, as you just, carry this around, you can, carry it inside by that. As you defeat enemies, you can serenade them, and they have a chance to come and become your familiar, so you can then like, throw out, and they can fight for you. And then they evolve, they have their own leveling system.

And then as they level, you can have them metamorph, and they take on a new form, or a new form. So they evolve and metamorph? Yeah, well, they level up. Okay. And have them metamorph and they take on a new form. So they evolve and metamorph? Yeah, well they they level up. Okay. And then they metamorph. Okay.

When they metamorph to their new form though, they reset to level one. Interesting. So then it's like you have a worthless familiar that you have to like lug around getting EXP for. Interesting. So that's really important. I'll give it a point now because you both think you've incorporated JRPGs and Pokemon into a single game so now I have to play it.

How about that? The first four hours are tutorial. I don't think I entered combat till about hour three of the game. So, but you disliked Assassin's Creed for that reason? There's too much like lead up to the action. Well, it was different with that. In the Assassin's Creed 3, at least you're doing stuff. You're on a boat, well, you have that whole stuff on the boat getting there. The problem I had was I felt like that was all and fuck you. This is not a spoiler. You've been out for a while. Like you don't see the tile screen to left her a couple hours. Like then you get to the new world.

Yeah, it was like two hours. Maybe like 45 minutes. When is the touch? Is it on the? As you know, it's as you know, America. Oh, that's the ages in. It's like two hours. Yeah, not ages. And it's the it's the theater. Yeah, and the boat. Yeah, the boat It was like a boat. It's ever ever takes a little while. It's not enough forever though. Let me walk over to this crate. Let me Wish the boat sequence was short. Yeah, it should have been a cutscene But like they go for that whole misdirection They were pretty good twists in that.

Yeah. I wish I could contribute to this conversation, but I can't. So, okay. It's a game. That's all I know. I wanted to thank you to it. How far did you go with Pokemon? Um, because I did the first one.

Second base. Second base. I just played a lot. Brandon, you tell me what time it is on the thing I know I have a watch. I just went up to Pokemon Yellow and then that was it. I played through Crystal, which is the second generation. Right. I know I have a watch. I just went up to put one yellow and then that was it. I played through Crystal, which is the second generation. Right.

And I skipped the entire third generation, which was the Game Boy Advance ones, because that was too cool at the time. Yeah. And you gave that up, too. I know, seriously, yeah. I've already went back and bought all of them again now. So you would see it in Clitzel. Yeah.

Clenges. And then I started again on the fourth generation. I played every once in a time. So the current generation? No, fifth is the current and they're about the sixth just got an out. So it's actually good. Yeah, like when you have always been good. Yeah, I know it's like good gameplay, but have the fight's been good yet or is it like bite and then it's just like animations are a lot better now. Yeah, they are actually like the next ones are going to be full 3d. When when does the 3ds version come out? I think it's this year. I don't know if they announced the yet I can't remember. I'm gonna give it a shot. I might find the

3ds version. It's good. It I mean I can't test to it yet because it's gonna be like totally different from all the other ones because it's actually like 3d now, but It's good. They're always good. I just do that thing What because there was some Pokemon that would only evolve if you traded them. I have two Gameboys for that. Did you get a Gameboy? Yeah. No, I did the thing that you would like.

You would yank the link cable. I had to be fucking do that to me. And then you both keep it. No, that's not what happened. You got to do it the right time. I just lost mine. Because some asshole did it. Like we're in the middle of trading.

He's like, I don't want to do this anymore. He just took it and he ended up with mine and this. You got it. I almost fucking stabbed him. It was a seven year old. I was like, what did this happen? I was, I was, I was, I'm a shank you. Okay, this is gonna get worse.

So when I was a kid, Toys of Rust would hold Pokemon Trading Card tournaments on Saturday. When you say kid, how old are you? I was seven. He said that already. Yeah, so I would go every Saturday and I would go toys of Rust and I would play Pokemon Trading card game. And I also already. Yeah, so I would go every Saturday and I would go to his Ross I would play Pokemon Turank our game and I also bring my Game Boy and I would trade to get my you know

Pokemon I need it. Yeah, I got it catchable and I was totally cool because I had all the badges. You actually like earn the badges I was not looking at me That I was I'm looking at me. It's not like the only way to get in. I'm telling a story. I had to look at this story. No, that was a stare. What's not the only way to get me was you had to go to these events and what. Yeah, I actually like, oh, you can just actually replay that. You can actually replay it.

I got one of those because like, yeah, they would like come to Torch's restaurant and you could like, it was like a scratch off. It was like a lottery for kids. But the prize instead of like $10,000 was a mew. Yeah, yeah. I have one of those. I'm really hoping in my battery,

in my cartridge doesn't die. Because then I'll lose it. That would be bad. You can replace it though, right? You can replace it. I'm just wearing it in a fuck up the replacement process. Because you've got to keep the charge. I don't know.

I think it's like a hot transplant. Yeah, I think it's basically a Pokemon heart transplant. Yeah. In the end, Joe. Yeah, you've got to weigh it up a bag or something. That would keep what? What are you doing? Yeah, like that. You're just like, slow as you've got you're weighing up a bag of I'm That would keep what would you do? Yeah, like that You just like

Yeah, so I'm probably will do that because I don't know what was my view But I trained it up, but you think the thing is your life wouldn't change in any way if you lost your mind I check on it every night before I have my game way next like this Did anyone ever have a Tamagotchi? Yeah, I had this or Or what was the other one, Nanopet? Yeah, there's a couple. Did you guys have this?

Yeah, that was just behind my time. So it took all the shit. Years to realize this. Several years ago, I took Japanese lessons for a while. So I learned how to speak some Japanese. And it was a long time. It was a fairly recent revelation that I realized that Tamagachi is the combination of the word Tamago which is egg and Tomodachi which is friend so it's your egg friend oh my I name the cat egg

yeah you're egg friend my cat my cat's full name is egg budge like egg hyphen budge and it's it's last name is Brett. What's budge? It's budge. Is that a vagina too? No, it's a double vagina. I feel like, how many words have you made up that aren't vagina? The budge isn't vagina. It's like, I've budged job, you know. Vagina job? It's like, I'm going to be a man basically.

It's like, define a word by just putting another word next to it. Right, right. I know budge is a lot of things. I'm going to look it by just putting another word next to it. I know. Is he going to look a body? What are you looking up? Keep safe search on. I just don't know what the definition of bodges is. But I think it's not a word. So you call it an engine cat something that you don't know what it means.

If you have to go to urban dictionary to find out the words are not real, I think egg budge breakfast is a great idea. Did you hear that this reminds me the people who developed the Watson supercomputer incorporated urban dictionary into it But then they had to delete all of that information because they couldn't get it to stop swearing after that Like you begin having really inappropriate conversations and using words that it shouldn't be using Oh, that's awesome. So they had to make it forget they had to roll it back and make it forget that it learned urban dictionary Wow, that's funny. Yeah, budge a quick dirty job something done very hastily

Bodge it there you go. You're your budget. That's not right. Yeah Together that doghouse didn't you how can you tell See like a bodge job is like just lazy as hell So there we go that explains it Everyone has a name on Urban dictionary that's like has a definition attached to it. Have you ever looked up your name on Urban, no, I've never heard of that guy This is terrifying here. Let's look up. So I guess I recently just bought a like how to learn Japanese book Mm-hmm. Can you look at it and make sure it's like I was I was a panicky when I'm like gonna go learn language or something that like

I'm gonna learn the novel. I had a really good tutor that I used here in town that I could refer you to. I love this. Gustavo, oh yeah. Sexiest guy alive. Olga's once a day. He has extremely high. Yeah I've never heard of this. I totally didn't make this myself. Oh man, I was not necessarily Mexican. You're a politician. you're a Polish? It's three sports, jumping and flipping off my outfits. You know what's me? A loving and caring guy.

Where is his definition of other? It's high school free. Is it my significant other? Cool. Wow. What do you look at yours? This is terrifying. Damn it.

Okay, really guys, we don't have to look. We don't have to turn this podcast into looking hard names up on her lady I love she was a mysterious strange woman. Well, I'll be sure to see it's not her fault that her boob gets tangled up in the high five It's like caught like she's like region. Oh Which one's my beer genji don't know what noise does your boob make? Is there is like a nest did anyone play? I didn't play Abe's Odyssey. I didn't know it. It's like Abe's second world-world game, right?

It was like Munch's adventure in Abe's Odyssey. Abe's Odyssey was the first one, I think. And then it was Abe's Exodus. And then it was Munch's Odyssey. Okay. You know, I think he's right. No, I just got to try it. I remember Munch, though. I only played Abe's Odyssey because it was on the demo desk one of the PlayStation. No, I just got to see. I remember much though. I only played Apes on the demo desk one of the PlayStation.

No, yeah. So I played a crap out of it. Couldn't afford any games. I feel like I missed the whole generation of consoles. I missed the whole like in 64 games. What do you do it? That's the best one. I don't know.

I barely got to the end of the PlayStation. How did you miss it? I missed it in 64. It's weird like, Kerry misses generation to Pokemon. You like missed the whole generation of consoles. Yeah, I guess every game it goes through like a little yeah, I didn't miss any of them You know what actually I played a lot of PC stuff when I was in high school like I got big in the computer gaming And then like by the time we got to college like it was the end of the dream cast the game that got me into gaming was

Grand Theft Auto the top down the first one on PC amazing. That's what got you in the game You that's funny Zelda Amazing, that's what got you in the game. That's funny You know, it's probably some like a curry warriors is mine Defender on the Atari 2600 nice. So do you guys have any experience all with like our kids like actual arcade? Yeah, yeah, I live like right next to it a sea world growing up So I'd go to like the arcade like I would go to see world go to the Arcade yeah all the time like I was just like running and like go to their Cade and I'm a It was the only one the entire building that air the entire complex and air conditioning the penguin center

That's true, but they didn't have video games That should brought the penguins over so Jay or Dan showed me this fucking depressing clip the other day I don't know what documentary it's from, but it's from some Warner Hursar documentary. Oh, I think I know what you're talking about. And they're in Antarctica filming penguins. And they talk about how sometimes a penguin will go, will basically go insane.

And you know, penguins can either, they live in the colony, and then they go to the shelf to jump in the water and fish. More than three minutes. And then they come back to the colony. And sometimes a penguin will just go insane and walk inland. Like, tour into the middle of Antarctica. That's so close.

And it's like, you know, it's 3,000 kilometers or 3,000 miles across. And they say that they'll go in and they'll still stop the penguin and put it back in the colony. But no matter how many times you stop it, he'll just want to walk out like a certain death into the middle of the continent. That's not the beginning of a contest. Contents like conspiracy horror horror movie where it's like the penguin you're just like walking off.

And it's like, you see them, like the camera is like super wide, because it's far away. And you see like these penguins start walking out to the eye-shelf and they stop. And then they continue, but one of them just stays there. And he stays there by himself and then he just starts walking. Like it towards death. Do they follow it where that goes? No, they can't because I mean, they'll die too, if they go over there.

It's not worth the rip. It's like the dumb thing. I like it when animals just go crazy. Like, there's that thing of, all the pain was huddled together for the winter and they've all got their own egg. Like, some eggs don't make it. So then you have a baby penguin,

but there's like seven adults trying to be your mother. So you see this penguin, like, like in a way there's like five, like, they were bundling, like it's getting like crushed to death. I love stuff like that. It's amazing that was caught on camera. Like, during that video of,

I think it's lions or something chasing some smaller animal, like a hippo baby or something. And they're trying to eat it. They eat elephant? Yeah, it's illness. Well, something, and they're trying to eat it. They're elephant. Yeah, it's illness. Well, the baby gets separated from the rest of them. The adults come running off, and the lions chase it down by the river.

That's a water buffalo. It's a water buffalo. I thought that was an elephant in that planet Earth. No, it's a water buffalo. I know it's a water buffalo. There's lions trying to eat this water buffalo, and all of a sudden, it's like a big epic fight the parents are going off.

Then a crocodile comes from the water and tries to eat as well and then it's like oh my god it's three years two animals from the same animal and then all the adults come running back like twat the liars it's like that was caught on camera I imagine they titled that video Battle of the Serengeti which I think is like the perfect name but just imagine the epic battles in nature that we're just not seeing yeah there must be the most mental fight it's just happening in nature DVD series planet earth they have to wait there for some time, months, and the time,

just to get one shot of something happening. One of the guys I used to work with on high speed used to do that, used to sit in the jungle for three months, in a hide, just like shitting in holes and waiting for a bird to paradise to do some sort of weird tailwind. It's like great, I got it. I can take a shower now.

The bird to paradise is the best part of Plainjer. Is that the one that's like dancing around? Yeah. No, those are some crazy animals. All right, well, on that note, we need to wrap this thing up. Hey. All right, so what are we doing? I've been baking in this thing.

What are we playing tennis? Thursday. Thursday. All right. Good luck. It's on. All right. Well, everyone, thanks for watching again. And we'll see you guys next week.

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