Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #204

Episode Date: February 6, 2013

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Twisted metal, streaming now, only on Peacock! For 30% off your new account, go to shudderstock.com and use offer code RoosterTeath2. That's RoosterTeath and the number 2. Hey everyone, welcome to the RoosterTeath podcast. How's everyone doing? I'm doing good, actually. I'm awesome. So as well as I can be doing before we get started on anything else before we get started It's Tuesday night. We're having fun. We need to we need to address the bet that was made last week on the podcast

So should we say who won the bet? Okay, we will not say who won the so the game of tennis was played There was a winner there was a loser But we're not gonna say anything about it yet because it'll be released as an RT life Either this week or next week. Yeah, it'll be released as an RT life uh... this week or next week it'll be you know it and our T life or part of an RT yeah so uh... you'll watch these two idiots play tennis and uh... take a picture of us on the tennis court which we can put in the league yeah yeah it looks like i have a raging erection and no one thought that and it's like the size of the so ridiculous no one was like could that be jenna oh it's only, you know, somebody but they might get confused.

They might get confused. I hate stuff like that getting pointed out afterwards. I know, I guess I was like, oh well, all right. That's the worst thing you do that you don't have, sure. When I put up my giant cock, all right, fine, cool. When I put up that video of me jumping on the giant red balloon, I, at one point, I do a front flip, and I didn't really look at it very well.

I just added to that and I played it. And everyone in the comments was talking about the same thing. I guess because I front flip and I'm wearing really loose shorts you can see my entire package like go up to my stomach and when I land like swings down to the shops. So when I was watching the Super Bowl this past week I was like I headed on and my wife Esther was with me and she wasn't really watching she used her computer and at one point she looks up and there was like doing a slow motion replay. She's like do those guys not wear cups? I was like, yeah, of course they do and I forget who it was

But like one of the players you could see is John was just like Chasling as he was running down the field like well that guy's not wearing a cup at all It's like it's like that shot they play in the Olympics for races and stuff where they show all the runners running Towards the camera. Yeah, which is pointless because you can't see who's in front of who. All you see is just their tackle good. They're tackle like, and we're whipped back and forth between their legs. And I think that's the only reason they use that shot. Any time I think of the Olympics or a track competition like that with the camera facing front,

I think of that video with that Australian girl doing the jumping and warming up. That girl is beautiful I know exactly yeah, yeah, she's always like the magic thing or things whatever and yeah, yeah She's she's turned that into a whole thing now like she's been on multiple videos doing that really yeah Probably just gonna that one yeah, huh? So she was the funny thing about that video is what like you know She dances around was like looking really cute and stuff then she wins the race. Yeah, she destroys everyone It's not like she's bad like she's actually really really good.

So it's very impressive. I think she didn't she did not compete in the Olympics this past year. I think like that footage was from like some other. Yeah, I think it's summer games. Yeah. But yeah, not the Olympics. Oh, Gavin, are you all right? Do you like running?

You're not bad about running. Oh, a lot of running. Yeah. I know you'll outrun me absolutely. Yeah. I mean just to kind of double or nothing,. And not when we just have to get double shingles for the loser. It's a lick the other leg. So I'm finally feeling a bit better for you. Yeah, I still, my leg still hurts like the nerve pain is there. For a while last week, it had spread and was in my hands. And anytime water touched my hands like I was washing them,

it felt like I was getting stabbed in my palms. So it only went to one leg, but it went to both hands. Yeah. Weird. So I like that was nervous. I was like, Oh, shit. Are they gonna like sprout up on my arms and I was something good before I got the the source on my leg. My leg hurt. Remember I even had a tweet like a couple days before that that it hurts to sit down. Yeah. So I didn't realize until someone posted about it, but Barbara gave you shingles. Yeah, I'm posh as well. I actually thought.

She literally said, you're gonna get shingles now. And then what, a week, two later? Like a week or two later, yeah. So what was the context when she said that? We were talking about disease. What about chickenpox for some reason? She asked if I ever had it. And I said I had it twice as a kid.

She was, oh, you're gonna get shingles now. Thanks, Barbara. I was a little bit lonely on you. She didn't mention it on the podcast where you actually had shingles. She had forgotten about it. She could've got, she're gonna get shingles now. Thanks Barbara. I was surprised she didn't. She didn't mention it on the podcast where you actually had shingles. She had forgotten about it. She had forgotten about it. Yeah, that's funny.

I think I saw it posted. I think someone tweeted it at me. Sorry, I've retweeted it. I think we talked about so much stuff on these things. Like, you just forget about what you talk about. That's always, like, people bring stuff up to his convention to sign it. It would be like, you know, something we said in a podcast,

like, oh, here you go. Like, someone, like, a girl actually drew a, a, like something like it's a picture of a draft with a basket of apples. And it says drafts like apples. And she gave it to me and she's like, oh, you said this. And I was like, I'm not like you know, I said this. It's a really cute photo. I still have it, but anyway, yeah, but I just seem like a jerk.

I know, and I feel bad. It's like, you know, like have you ever had people come up to you and ask if you remember their name? Yeah. That's the worst. Yeah. Like that happened to me in Toronto or no, it's to them But I don't remember anybody like I don't I took me probably like six months to learn Chris Like even Marshall started at the same time. I was like in my head I was like which one's Chris? Can we get name tags with new interns because we have so many now there's so many people I don't recognize anymore

But anyway, but no one's for usance was someone you had a name tag huh? Fonsworth? That's right yeah I gotta go dig that thing up but some of my laptop actually but uh in Toronto someone brought it was like like an older brother and a kid like a younger kid like oh this is you know Michael or whatever's name I forgot his name but I was going to go and then like the next day came back like oh do you remember my brother's name and I'm like oh no I'm sorry man like and he's like oh it's just you know whatever and I was like all right came back the next day came back to you remember my brother's name and I'm like, oh no, I'm sorry, man, like, and he's like, oh, it's just, you know, whatever.

And I was like, all right, came back the next day. I was like, oh, do you remember, like, sorry, like, you want to hat or something? Like, I feel bad. Like, but what can you do? It's like, I'm, no, there's no way. Like, we meet hundreds of people. That's like some kind of special torture. Yeah, I actually, I bet it was a hot chick. You remember the name. Maybe, but that's the thing about that is there's so much more rare like we see a lot of you know 12 to 18 year old boys We don't see mini-hatch X said conventions. I'm getting recognized in people and remembering which Convention I saw them at no, but names can piss off. I don't remember names Beans can piss off. I just notice looking at the side of Chris's face. You have like really patchy

Facial hair growth. This is so- Oh, it looks like your beard connects to your mustache, but it doesn't connect to your chin beard. And here, like this cheek area. You have a profile shot too. Yeah, I think you try a little bit. Very much. Very good.

Maybe we'll punch in. How many days of growth is that? How many weeks of growth you've done? I think it's Saturday. So this is just, really, that's Saturday? No, they can't go to your left. See, this is the area. No, no, no, no, no.

Actually, everything is just. So you say, today's Tuesday. No, they got a trick to your left. See this is the area. No, no, no, no, actually Airy's Today's today. Okay, so I I shaved Sunday evening. Okay. I always think whenever I see Chris on the screen I just think he's me and he looks quite like me I put like when when I left Rucity a while and you came and did just get really confused the first one I was like just like me. Yeah, so what's funny? You did a short where you were Joel Yeah, like everyone confused you as like a younger version of Joel. And now, but like I see it now, like you side by side profile is like you could even face swap it.

He's like, yeah, he has to like, wow, that's creepy. I got the nice guy. He's like a more attractive, well-kempt version of me. So he's an American version. You know, I used to have patchy facial hair like that too. Maybe like, and then he's Then like and then you just like It just started to make you yeah, yeah, like I just had

Like I buzz and then it went I think it was you know when I was in my early 20s It was like that and then by the I think when I was like 25 or 26 that's when it like it all connected I recently got more chest hair. Yeah, I had I used to have like no chest or just like a little bit in the middle I had one and it was named Chester, the Chester. But it is one of those things, like, oh, he's, because he would fall out occasionally like here, he's trying to do. But you know, like, oh, he's bad. But now he's got friends and it's like,

You're following a similar hair growth pattern to me then. I'm not sure. She needs to be all around the nipples and on the belly button. You got a lot to look forward to that one. So was it not on the nipple first for you? No, I got a little, I got a little, what were you rocking right now? I got a little around the nipple. Can we see it? Do it. Well, don't mess with look for too much. I was in on the nipple first few. It's just no I got a little I got a little what were you rocking right now? I got a little around the No, can we see it? Do it. Well, don't mess with your mic too much. All right. He'll leave

I can't see anything. I'm sitting on the couch. I think I see Chester. I'm three feet away. I can't see anything Oh man, all right ladies I can be yours Well, you want to see what I'm doing? Yeah, I'm seeing what you know what I'm packing. I'm fucking show it all the time Yeah, you have an impressive amount of chest. Yeah, you've got a yeah, it's mental. You got carpet. You're like the Robin Williams going. It's like Wow, yeah, he's it. Yeah, it's easy. It's easy. It's easy So that's three three finally came out today. You were talking about that. Yeah, that's pretty awesome Wow, boo. Tease it. Tease it. Tease it. So that's three, three. Finally came out today.

You were talking about that first. Yeah, that's three is awesome. This is a game that we've been waiting for a really, really long time. Even this week in Awu, we have mentioned that the achievement is to find ping, which is kind of cool. Because ping has been in every single game, even the DLC for Dead Space 2.

And so now we've got to find your again in three. And the co-op stuff is just really, really kick ass. Yeah, I like to play you with Michael. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah, the demo was pretty cool. It's interesting. Some people don't see us working together very often. They typically think of any of the two of us work together

in the office. It turns out like what Gavin and Michael did on that surgeon simulator last week. You see that? The funniest. Yeah, awesome. The funniest. That's one of those games that just shit's gold. It's like anything you do is funny in that game.

That video, like actually inspired me to go. I went to their website and like, try to play it. I was like, after like 30 seconds, like fuck this. They were here to watch y'all mess up. Yeah, we, when they were recording it, typically like when I'm rage quit or something's being recorded in the office, and everyone's kind of worked on their own thing.

They started playing that game And we all stopped what we were doing in turn and watching it was the first time I've been playing a game with Michael Where we had an audience? It was like four people Yeah, like I was on the couch watching and I was trying not to cry like I was like tears running on my face And I was trying to stifle after it was really fun. I just want to pull it up or anything Okay, well, it'll be in the link down from Shrupur But um, but yeah, like at one point Gavin is this magic trick and makes a heart vanish. And Gavin and I both spotted it.

I did the one that, like, type deals, you know, where you're trying to hold it in, holding my face and turned away. And then Michael missed it and then he saw it later and it exploded. And then Gavin looking at those little needles on the desk. He's like, oh, look at that. It just spills him right in the chest. I mean, you couldn't have planned it better those, it spills him right in the back. I mean, you couldn't have planned it better, it was amazing.

So I was really, I got to say that game is not very realistic when it comes to controlling human hands. Well, it's just one hand, right? It's just the one that like, what's around? You can rotate, and then like do each individual finger. But, yeah, I like, I like you ripping out the ribs with your hands. I don't know if that made it in actually, because at one point you were just ripping the ribs from the guys chest with your hand. I don't know if that made it in actually, because at one point you were just ripping the ribs from the guys' chest with your bare hand.

We played for like 45 minutes, and you cut it down to about 10. But it was pretty, it was pretty funny. So we got the raw, uncensored, really. Any video I can do with Michael Warrer, we're just being done together, I love. Yeah, y'all. I think my favorite videos before that

were probably like the Slender Man Wars. We tried to overdo it, we tried to do it too often. Yeah. Yeah, we try to overdo it We try to them too often. Yeah It's a it's gold it's like America and the UK like peanut butter and chocolate Good by themselves. Excellent together. Oh, yeah So what games you playing right now guys right now? I've been playing Nino cooney on the PS3 which I think I think Oh, you went through three hours of tutorial. How far are you even now?

Have you made it into the game? I'm like 20 hours into the game at this point, and I'm really questioning whether or not I'm going to continue playing it. It's like one of the game's chords, like I'm really, I don't think I'm having fun, but I've played so much I don't want to stop. But then I stop and I think about it.

I'm like, this is probably like a 60 hour game. I'm probably going to the third of the way through. If I quit now, it's better than spending another 40 hours doing something I don't like. Yeah. It's a Japanese role playing game. It's got like a... Yeah, it's like a studio ghibli worked on the animations. Oh, I know.

So it looks like an anime. It looks like it's just awesome. Like, spirit of the way was studio ghibli. Yeah, spirit of the way. It's fun and okay. Some of the stuff like that. I know very little about the anime but I know those those couple movies So it looks cool, but some of the combat stuff just drives me fucking crazy

So I'm playing that I'm playing I just finished playing all of the Mass Effect 3 DLC I didn't play it before they just tease new DLC for Mass Effect 3 Yeah, so I played a Leviathan and Omega. And then this supposed to be anyone coming out soon. I played a bunch of multiplayer this past weekend. And I'm also playing the beta for this game called Banner Saga Factions.

It's a PC game. Cool. They even developed here in Austin, right? Yeah, it's a mixed by where people. That's cool. It's a PC and Mac game. You're Steve. Yay.

I think I'm most the developers. I think I'm a video game racist. Exactly. I just don't enjoy Japanese games. I can't think of a single one I like. Well, I think a lot of people have that kind of feeling. Like, a lot of times, especially with Japanese role-playing games, the story doesn't effectively translate.

Like, there's something culturally there that you don't. Well, I tried to play Metal Gear. The last was the one on PS3. Four. Yeah. Had you ever played any of the previous ones? Yeah, I haven't played any of those. It's like so much fun. I just, it was like, some of it was cool.

I was confused, but it was cool. And then it just got really weird. And like nobody would die ever. And all the fights would last like seven minutes. And I was just like, this is just too weird for me. I just can't deal with it. Yeah. When Metal Gear Solid 2 came out, it was like the best E just too weird for me. I just can't deal with it. The, uh, when middle gear solid two came out,

it was like the best E3 reveal I'd ever seen. I fell in love with that trailer. And I thought it was gonna be like such a great game. And I was so hype for it, then the game came out. And they did one of those switcheroo's where you don't play as the main character. Like they introduced a new character you didn't see in any of the trailers,

then you play as him the bulk of the game. Yeah, so fucking mad. But why do we why people do that? Well, I think they wanted to, there's like, to be their big thing. It was, you know, like, the game was taken in you direction. Right. So they were showing you all the stuff you're familiar with to get you invested. That's just like, they announce Halo and instead of playing as Master Chief,

you're the Arbitre from the game. Right. This was totally different. Like, you played as Master Chief much more. Yeah. Like, that was pretty balanced. Like, in middle of your solitude, you played, I think, the first level of solid snake, and that was it. Like, I would have been like, Chris is drinking a beer. Yeah, Chris is a single guy, but they put the fucking beer right next to the coaster.

You imagine that before you were recording. Yeah, it was a cat pick up amount of time. But I love that you just said it. You literally sat down right next to the coaster. Maybe that was like a subconscious thing, but you can see the coaster, right? the cat pick up amount of time. But I love that you just said it. You literally sat down right next to the coast. Maybe that was like a subconscious thing, but you can see the coast, right? You're avoiding it. We think Joe the cat's not feeling well.

So I'd be careful with him. Oh, it's a nice thing. He was kind of barfier earlier today. No, he looks fine. He needs to see a good cat. He's a good cat. He's OK. Cats throw up.

That's what they do. He's been throwing up a little more than usual. Yeah. Maybe got into something. There's so much stuff in this place. He probably swallowed something he wasn't supposed to. Yeah. So I'm going back to Vegas this week. Oh, you've got to be a dice summit, the dice awards.

Yeah, I really love Vegas, too. I love Vegas, dude. I've been to Vegas like a year and a half. So I'm going back this week, and then I'm going back in April for NAB, and then I'm going back in May for NAB and then I'm going back in May for a friend's wedding. So you're going to NAB? That's cool.

I mean, I'm going to send a couple of people to NAB, which is like, I don't know what stands for National Association of Broadcasting. Yeah, I think so. It's like a trade show for TV and film industry. Yeah, that's what we're going to be looking for. They shop new cameras and stuff. Some stuff for Rister T. How often do you end up seeing celebrity and stuff?

In Vegas? I don't think I've ever seen a single celebrity. What's your weirdest celebrity interaction? I think I told a story in the podcast a couple weeks ago. Weirdest interaction I think I had was I went to a DVD buyers meeting at San Diego Comic Con and the main actor for Spartacus, like walked in and started eating our donuts

and taking our coffee and then they were like are you here for the meeting? He was like mm-hmm, he's like eating the donuts and taking the coffee. It's awesome. Man, so he's he's walked in and started eating it and he was like yeah I'm not here for that. Yeah, I'm just continuing eating your donuts. I was like holy shit that guy. That's funny. Comic Con, like there's so many cool like celebrity interaction stuff. Did you see Robert Downey Jr. entering for the Marvel panel last year at Comic Con? Yeah.

So I was like, I think it was Iron Man 3 actually. And they introduced everyone, it was like Don Shield and then, you know, go to the Palatro. And all the leads on it, like the job of Roe was there, whoever the director is for this one. And there was like everyone but but Robert Doudy Jr. And then the camera, like there was a camera suddenly on the floor, and Robert Doudy Jr. walks in,

and the camera's following him, and everyone's gonna see him up on the screen, and he's got one of the Iron Man hands on, and he's like, you know, pointing at the camera, and he's like walking into high five, and people in this, you know, being swab and stuff, and he eventually gets up on, you know, up on stage, and everyone's freaking out,

and he's like, I have two questions. How much do I love you? And everyone goes, ah, and he's like, second question. How much do you love me? And the clock explodes. And it's like, man, that guy was, I mean, that's the perfect casting of a character. Did you see the, during the Super Bowl, they have Iron Man commercial? Yeah, they said, did you go to Facebook?

Like, did you see the extended look? Extended look is really, really clever. It's just Robert Dining Jr. walking up to the camera and giving a long extended look into camera like 30 seconds it takes off his glasses there's like dramatic music and there was a it wasn't actually a little bit longer clip was it I thought it was exactly it was a little bit longer but yeah it was pretty funny I was like okay that's that's clever I like that kind of stuff did you see so super bowl? Did you guys all watch the super bowl? I did I started watching Super Bowl

And then I went and played gone legends on Nintendo 64 instead awesome, so how far in the do you get? Just to the end of the first world All right, time out super bowl What did you think we were talking about? Gone in the ledger. I wonder what gives a fuck about gone in the ledger. You're asking how much we seem to just get the fuck out of it. See this is the thing.

In your day, say, you look confused a lot. I just think you think that's a look on your face, and you actually, oh, you confused a lot. I just think of as a look on your face and you actually, oh, you confused a lot. Okay, how much of the super bold did you watch before you started playing gauntlet legends and you made it to the first world? You know, not a lot. It's like first quarter. I mean, I was there while it was being played. What? You were, like, in New Orleans? I was doing other things.

Okay, so you weren't actively participating and watching. I saw whenever the power went out. That wasn't it. Okay, so you did see that. Yeah. Yeah, that was the thing I wanted to talk about, because the power went out and like right at the beginning of the third quarter, like right there's a kickoff, ran back. But um, did you see how quick Oreo responded to it? Yeah, it was fast. That was awesome.

So I don't know if you saw the Audi official Audi Twitter account also responded as well. There was a bunch of stuff that was responding fast. I know Dead Space did one too. I retweeted that one, but yeah, there's a few things that people were trying to get on there fast, but. Well, I thought the Audi was funny, it's because the Superdome's the Mercedes Benz, USA Superdome, the Audi responded. They were sending LED headlights to illuminate it.

And they tweeted it at the Mercedes Benz Twitter account. Oh really? Yeah, a little brand, little brand sparring going on there. But that was crazy, man. Like the power was out of 35 minutes yeah or 30 was 35 minutes delay of game so do you think someone got fired for that I guess so I mean I don't know I mean it's something that it's gonna tough to like pinpoint blame that's so there would have really been a bigger deal I think if the 49ers had ended up coming back and winning no because the Ravens were really dominating up

to that point yeah and then when the lights came back on the the 49ers really made a comeback and made it a close game. That's the most watched event of the year, right? Every year. Yeah. There's never something that more people are looking at than the Super Bowl. I think like the World Cup finals gets more viewers globally. Oh, really? Globally. Yeah. But yeah, I think otherwise, yeah, it's a Super Bowl. Yeah. But yeah, it was pretty crazy. It was one of those things where like if the 49ers would have won, it would have been like the MVP for the 49ers would have been, you know, the lights going out.

Yeah, City of New Orleans power. Yeah, that was a good game though. And like the fact 49ers came back. I think it wasn't that great of a game, I don't think. Really? I thought the Ravens weren't controlled the entire time. Like the 49ers kind of made a run at it after the power came back on. But they never took the lead. Well, the first time it was great.

Got on the legends, it's an excellent game. The first half was very much like the Ravens dominated, but then the 49ers always do. They took a shot at it. It took a shot and almost came back. And I don't know. I'm very excited about it. It was kind of cool.

We did the predicts, age predicts, and we actually predicted a safety. And we predicted the Ravens would win. So we got to score pretty close, too. Yeah. And by predicting, we played it terribly, and we predicted the Ravens of Win, so we got two really great players. You got the score pretty close too. Yeah, I think. And by predicting, you mean we played it terribly, and that's what happened.

Well, yeah, exactly. Which is our prediction, which is you playing Joe Flacco somehow and put together a winning drive and won the game. So people pay a lot of money to advertise in the Super Bowl, right? Yeah, I think I read that. I think I read that their time was $3.8 million for 30 seconds, Spot. I might have already told their time was $3.8 million for 30 second spot.

I might have already told that time on the podcast where I shot a Super Bowl ad or I worked on one. For the night on one? Yeah, it's time and Cal exploded. And there was a time where I had the only copy of it. Because we shoot on the camera and then we have to delete from the camera instantly because it fills up. So we went to a raid like two drives, because it fills up. So we went to like a raid, like two drives, but it's in the same thing. So I had to keep both copies.

And there's one time where, there's one moment where I'm converting all these files and the entire Super Lad is just sat on my kitchen table. My cat's like walking all over it. I'm like, I have way too much power. I can literally just delete so much money is worth of work. Yeah, that doesn't even count like all the production costs.

You're getting Simon Cowell there and all that crew. Yeah, and he travels with an entourage of four girls. Oh, living the life. So much in hot. Nice. Yes, four assistants. They're like the hottest woman you've ever seen. It's like, when you have four assistants,

like, how do you think you divide those duties? Like, you're in charge of this, you're in charge of that. Like, how can you have that much shit for four people to do? It must just be he gets bored of looking at the same one. So you just, so you're in charge of this, you're in charge of that. Like what, how can you have that much shit for for four people to do? It must just be he gets bored, it looked at the same one. So you just, you be closer to me today than that one. What a lie. What a lie, is there? Yeah.

No, there was the story that the guy who introduced Yeager Meister and Gregoos Vodka to the United States, he was super rich as a result of it. And whenever he traveled, his entourage was this one guy who he would always fly with him, just so that guy would be his caddy in case he wanted to play golf. That's great. But all around the world, and this guy's job was just to travel with this other guy. And he is caddy and keeps you on to play golf. It wasn't his driver or anything.

It was just a dude who just hung out with him. Just a dude who was on the other side. That guy has the best job of the whole time, right? Yeah, good. He's got it. Yeah. That's a pretty sweet job. Yeah, just like fly around the world

and a private jet with his billionaire. I was left out. And every now and then you want to play golf and you're like, all right, cool. I carry your clubs for you. It's good to links. If I had that money, I would fly around with someone just in case I wanted to play Halo with someone.

I'd probably fly Dan around just in case. I don't play you around, but he looks and he can play over like Xbox Live. Like you could get in it. I don't like playing online. No, I used to be really into it. Now I just like playing with people in the same room. Yeah, well, that's one problem we've run into lately is like system links and video games are gone.

Like almost no games carry system link anymore. And it's like for us is a huge fan in the ass because we do like let's plays with six people in one room. And then we have to connect out to Xbox Live and then we're all sharing IPs. And most of the time, we kind of dumb and people would join our games because we'll leave in my friends. Yeah, we're kind of stupid about that. I think most of the time from development standpoint, that's fine. That's a fine strategy because it's rare that you have that many people wanted to play at one location. Yeah, like almost all game play, even have two people at one spot and one put together

when I go over life. Yeah, yeah. But people at one spot, one put together, why not go over live? Yeah, yeah. But even like, something like Minecraft, which is a very kind of local fun game, you would think they would include some sort of land play option. And it's like split screen and mine. Yeah, they've split screen, but they don't know land play.

But like, I don't know, like for us, I mean, that would be a miracle if we get land play in Minecraft. For the amount we play, the amount like, because we do stuff where we're competitive, and we'll run into the situations where it's like, we have two people side by side running, and one person hasn't loaded the world yet. And it's like, well, you can't do anything about that. Like if you're chasing someone in these vanishing

to that, that we're the ether or whatever it is. Okay. I did a thing in my old bedroom in England where I just had two setups, like two Xbox is two TVs, so that Dan could come over and play with me because we would play over Xbox Live but his dad would always confiscate his Xbox. He never did, like you never watched the dishes. You get grounded. Yeah, he's like 22 years old and they would take his Xbox. It's so weird. Gus, I want to hear the story about the time you almost died from alcohol poisoning.

You told me earlier. Yeah, yeah. So we were talking about maybe like renting a party bar for some reason. I don't know so we were talking about maybe like renting a party barge for some reason I don't know why we were talking about it and I said I would never get on one again because I was died of alcohol poisoning so I have a friend who was a bartender at a place downtown and like all these bartenders from this bar went out and had a party on a party barge so I went along also as dangerous it was like up was a party bar, so I went along also. As dangerous. It was like up, was it Lake Austin?

Okay. So I went up there, so I got sure it was like, got just like 10 years ago. And we were out there, so the weekend. And for some reason, I showed up with a fifth of Jack and I drank the entire thing. And I'd never, by this point, I was, I was really fucked up.

And I'd never shot going to beer in my life. So they showed me how to shot going to beer. So I shot going to six pack of Bud Light. Oh, I woke up. So that was a Saturday morning. I woke up. I think it was either Monday morning or Monday afternoon in my own apartment. I live by myself at the time, like face down in my bed, just covered in vomit.

Oh my god. I got up to shower, because I had all this dried, caked vomit on me. I got in the shower, and as soon as the water hit me, I just started throwing up again in the shower. And I was like, they probably should have taken me to the hospital. Like, I can't believe.

Is there someone who's dumbed you on your bed? Yeah, they just dumped me up face down on my bed, and I slept over 24 hours and woke up. Isn't that how mama castied? Like she choked a death row Yeah, so it's like I will I like so now in my head I equate like a party bar with getting so drunk that I pass out and lose days and potentially could have died I like the idea that your brain had to just like to spawn the day is like we're not turning on Gus today

The worst I had in college one night. I got really drunk and I went for a walk and I was like I'm just gonna you know kind of walk around until I feel better I sat down by a tree because it was a comfy looking tree and then I woke up and it was morning it is like a street corner so cars were driving by and I was just like and I had bug bites all over my face and I just like ants and stuff. Jesus Christ. And then it's just like cart. The thing is I look like I was dead. Yeah, why didn't anyone stop?

No one stopped. They're just, oh, it's just a drunk call. It's good. It's true. But I could have been dead. Man, good lord. It's like the idea of you just leave against the tree and then it's just day.

It's like I'm in showin' to the dead where you write some of the fridge and then it fools down. It's like a sort of life out. Have you ever blacked out where you've lost hours or days or anything like that from drinking? No, I've done it from tiredness, though. Really? Just exhaustion.

I've only blacked out twice once, really. I had the last thing I remember, it was throwing up into a toilet bowl, and then I opened my eyes, and I was awake, and it was 10 a.m. And I was fully clothed on my bed. And I have no idea what happened between. And there's photos where I was obviously still up and doing stuff. But I don't remember.

I heard it when the drunk conversion of me has a better time than I remember. Like, say I have a normal night, I get way too drunk, then I'm thrown up, then I sleep. And I see all these pictures in the middle, like the memory was created where I'm like, hey! How did that fall? I'm like, prick, I didn of those? How many of those? Like, Frank, I didn't get any of that. He ruined my day. I just get to deal with the way I feel now and the vomit.

I don't one time I went out with Jason, who does the voice of Tucker. We went to a bar downtown, I met him there. Yeah, and I, like I said down, I only had like three beers then I went home. Then I started playing a while and I lived by myself. There was more recently, there was probably like eight years ago. Like I said, down, I started playing World of Warcraft.

Then like I'm playing, I'm like, how do I feel so good? So like I go to the bathroom and then like, I, the next thing I knew, it was the next morning. And I was laying face down in my bathroom. What? Yeah, I was like, what the fuck happened? So I think like there was something in one of my drinks. Jason, don't sleep.

So I was like, I have no idea why that happened. It was only three beers. Mine. In college, a friend of mine, we were at a party and the cop showed up. And at this point, did you break the neighbor's fans? And no, no, this isn't. OK.

So the cop showed up, and my friends were under 21. So they're like, we got a hide. And so they went and hid in the, like it was a balcony. So they went and hid in the closet in the balcony. Okay, you killed it at the closet. Yeah, and they were both really, really drunk. And the cops show up and they're giving people minor in possessions and handing out tickets.

So they're in there for a really long time. And they're sitting there and they're both really nervous. And so of them you know they're like I don't know I'm a nurse so one of them starts smoking a cigarette okay and the other one get is they're in there for like you know an hour and it's like I really have to pee I really have to pee so he it's like well what am I gonna do it's like so he takes his shirt off and pees onto his own shirt so it absorbs the, so it doesn't leak out onto the floor. And at that moment, the cop opens the door.

And so this cop opens the store and there's these two like 19 year old kids. One of them's pissing on his own shirt. You taking the shirt off, the other one's spookin' a cigarette. And they're just like, yeah, and they both get ticketed, but. Oh my God, it's's just like it's not worth it like I'm like this one is like god damn it

you know that I just come out no I just have a picture name it and that sucks so I mean does he stay at the party shirtless or does he go home I don't know I mean I just he got a ticket and went home

I mean he wouldn't put the shirt back on but I like to leave the shirt there or do you dispose of it? You know, like these details? I don't know any. I'm always curious to know how much work I have to work with people. I was over 21, so I just left.

I nearly have peace out. I'm like young bastards. I'm always curious as to what you can get arrested for. I say, you had a TV and you were just walking it down the street, but there's porn on it, right? Really graphic porn and just showing it to public. That's illegal, right? Is that illegal?

I think that's illegal. Is it? I think so. Well, I know like in Austin, for example, you can be topless. Like if you're male or female, you can be topless as long as it's not in a sexual situation. So like a woman can be topless walking around.

And in most places, that's what I can. Not in most places, like some places though. Most cool places. Yeah, most cool, but even like New Orleans, you can't like women can be topless,, which is really yeah, which is very odd I think it's a hard to grow like in San Francisco I think you can be fully nude but as long as you're not in a sexual manner as like as long as you're not like a wrecked or something So you can make sure he's leaked as long as you're not ever

Get a boat you get a cover in hide I'm in danger and get the shit out of you. The cops, the cops are sitting there watching you, you're like, ah, I like the fact that you're waiting for a guy. When you see Gavin walking down the street, you're like, oh, you're going to get arrested. It's so exciting that you can walk down the street naked, but if you get a bone, you're breaking the law. It's like something that you have no control over, it breaks the law for you.

There's some control over it. Wow, I don't care. Yeah. You're better at it yourself. You know, you're a little bit of control. If you urinate in public, you'll get to put on the registered sex fender. Yeah, registered sex fender. Really? Yeah. Yeah, for indecent exposure.

Where's the radius to place you, Pete? I want the T-shirt, Pete. In a parking garage of a grocery store in Seattle. So we were there, like we were there for packs, and we used to buy supplies to go to this grocery store down the road. We got there, and I'd been drinking some beers. They were like, oh man, I got a piss, I got a piss, I got a piss. So I go to the restrooms there at the grocery store, and they I got a piss I got a piss I got a piss so I go to

The restrooms there at the grocery store and they've got like a close for maintenance Sign over it and they're locked both the men in the way when they say and there's a sign It's like go to the subway next door and the subway sandwich shop So I go to the subway next door, but it's like 10 p.m. And they're closed like oh crap So then I'm like I'm in my head. I'm thinking there's no way I can get back to my hotel There's no way I can get back anywhere my hotel There's no way I can get back anywhere so I go down by where we're parked In the parking garage and I just start pissing like as I'm getting close to being done a security guard walks up behind me I was like what are you doing in my head? I'm like oh shit registered six of end release. So I just take off running finish and then you're on the block a couple times I think I got away from him I went back in the supermarket like guys we gotta get out of here so I thought in this exposure was you

someone had to see it someone's a seal tackle the cup yeah but you have it whipped out oh yeah yeah but if you're guarding it and the guy's behind you, it's okay as long as you've got like a little... It's like you have a blinders on it, it's like a horse. Yeah, I mean, what if you were just stirred tipping out a bottle of water? Mm-hmm. They're gonna bust you for that. It's the same.

It's the same. It's the only one way to find out. The immersion. Come on, let's see. Oh, man. Okay, come on. That's a really stupid idea. You're right. It's like really stupid idea. You're right.

It's like really dumb to think you can get arrested for. And I was thinking of all these ways. Like, if that was illegal, the point on the TV thing, could you just project porn on the side of a building from your apartment? Is that illegal? Or could you build what if you had a really big window and you just put up a big screen and just like had porn in it

in your house? So they're looking into your property. It's not public. Yeah, but it's visible to the public. I mean, you can't just stand in your window with a knob out there. So what if you stand in the window, or next to the window, and you're just boning,

just like you're going at it, like take it a step further from the port, is that illegal then? Well, isn't that like what happened to Matthew McConaughey? Like he was smoking pot in his living room and a cop like sought through a window. When he was also naked, I think. I think yeah, he's playing bongo's naked, that's what it was.

Yeah. No that's true. Like, but yeah they saw through the window and that's why they were able to gain entry. Like they didn't have a warrant or anything, but they had probable cause, the inner story. I have a very nice, kind of, kind of hay story. I'd like to hear a good MyThemalconid story.

So in college, you know I went to film school at UT and they had this thing where, you know the movie Surfer Dude? You they had the thing where you know the movie surfer dude No, okay, it's a horrible movie that Matthew McConaughey Mattie what do you what do you answer? I think it's yeah, what do you hear us and I think isn't it? But anyway, it's a horrible movie and they had before it came out they did the thing where Matthew McConaughey and the directors and the producers Hosted kind of like a class where they, you know, we read the script and then we watched the movie and we had like a back and

forth. And it was a horrible movie. And so a friend of mine, we were sitting there and you know, like a Q&A with Matthew McConaughey. The director of the producer and Matthew McConaughey. My friend, my friend races his hand, well because Matthew McConaughey earlier, this, he was like, well, you know, it's really good to, you know, kind of do this film, because, you know, I got to really get my hands back in the clay and have a creative, you know, a creative hand in things. You were doing a Matthew McConaughey impression earlier,

that one was much better than the first one. So, you know, you did okay earlier. That was funny, but he's from my town. Oh, no, no, that was supposed to be a Matthew McConaughey. That was funny, he's from my town. But those who don't know, that was supposed to be Matthew McConaughey. Yeah, well, sorry. But anyway, he, and then so my friend raises his hand, he's like, yes, so this is from Matthew.

You know, earlier you were talking about getting your hands in the clay and making a project. At any point while you're making this film, did you think you were making like a beautiful vase?, did you think you were making a beautiful vase? And then you realized you were making a shitty cigarette ash tray? Wow. And then it was just like, dead silence.

And I was just like, well, I mean, not, I don't know. It was just, and I was thinking next to him, and I was just like, I don't know. And I was sitting next to him and I was just like, I don't know this guy. I don't know. I've been to like, South by Southwest stuff before. You see like a shitty movie and then they had like, the director there and it's always like,

oh, this is going to be awkward. It was really harsh. Dude, that's a dick move. Yeah, I mean, if you don't like it, just don't insult them to their face for their words. He's stupid. He's stupid. Man, if you have nothing nice to say this don't say anything at all

The same be nice. Yes, if Gus is saying be nice. You know, it's gotta be true. Oh, do you know what summer is? like Baby maybe yeah, I almost said land before time, but that's that's a Duckie duckie Anyway, my sister's to love that movie No, because some person if you have nothing or my mom always said if you have nothing I'd say don't say anything. Oh, yeah.

That's where it comes from. Okay, good. Golden Rule. I'm sure it came from somewhere before that. No, that was it. It started with Thumper in Bambi. Popularized. I really want to read this thing here.

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which I think a lot of people don't know about. So check it out. What is the definition of speed? Are you asking, like, it's a cheaper version of movement or the drug, the movement, the speed. I think you can. Velocity. Yeah. It's the interaction, right?

But it's only in reference. Velocity is speed in direction. That's right. Yeah. Okay. But it's only in reference to another object, those net. Yes. Why? So when we say speed, like, it's too hard to compare to the Earth. Right.

So you could just be on your own in space. Right. Because right now, we're moving through space, and God knows how many things. To say I'm just like in space floating about, am I moving it in zero miles an hour? No. If you're in space floating, floating,

you're actually in orbit around the Earth moving in like, I say I'm in the middle of just space. No, you're still moving. No, you're almost like gravity is still acting on you Yeah, from from from where from like distant stars like think about it What my what my speed? You're completely moving. Yeah, but in relations what like probably in relation to the gravity source It's acting on the nearest planet or whatever is exerting gravity on you It may not be the nearest planet. It may be a more dense planet further away or a bigger star further away I was thinking of myself just like hauling us through space.

I assume you were. And then like say the earth sped up and caught up with me to the point where I was just like, moving at the same speed as earth, my speed would be going down, even though I would not change in speed. That being said, I assume you have a relative speed to each individual object around you as well. So I might just start quoting the speed I can run in relation to the moon. And it's probably really fast.

I'm, you're just adding to like six thousand miles per hour. So it's like you can run ten miles an hour into Earth's rotating at six thousand. I was like, I can run six thousand, ten miles an hour or five thousand nine hundred ninety from going to the other direction. Dude, so, um, have you been, do you follow, I think, Chris Hadfield, the guy on the International Space Station right now? He's a Canadian astronaut who's up in space right now, and he's, all he's doing is just tweeting photos of, like, beautiful images of Earth as well. I would, I would lose my shit if he would just tweet an image of what he was eating, like

that food from a tube or whatever. No, he's been doing stuff like that. He showed, like, he washed his hands, like that. He showed like, he washes hands. Like, they showed how they wash their hands in space and he's been doing different stuff like that. Like, actually, the most boring feed ever. One of the coolest things. He's washing my hands.

Well, no, in space. One of the coolest things about this. I think it's like, his water just goes everywhere. He has to like, take it a nap in space. It's like every place like that. I'm brushing my teeth. He actually, in space. No, actually, you talk about food.

He, at one point, he opened like a can of peanuts. And it looked like they were alive. It was awesome. Like, it looked like something on a star track. Because he opened it and like, just everything's moving inside. So he's like, kind of like barely popped it open. And you can see everything like, shut, like, shifting and moving.

It looked really creepy. So just if you're orbiting a planet, just, because everything's then in freefall, like everything's moving at the same speed, does gravity then affect the denser objects that are freefalling? Like if you had a really heavy dense peanut, you know the other peanut start spinning around it. I don't think it's big enough to have gravity. It has gravity.

Yeah. Let's have a certain amount of mass in order to do that. That'd be a big peanut. But it's a very good, but like in very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very and you have two items that are positioned identical, like whatever. The bigger one would eventually have more gravity than the smaller ones. But the feel would only extend so far away from it, it'd be tiny. Like I said, you wouldn't be able to get it up there for two years. It wouldn't be rotating. It wouldn't be like, it's like that rotating around an almond.

You wouldn't get one bar on the peanut from here, but you get two bars. Right, exactly. The reception area, like, super tiny, terrible service. Did you hear about the other universe they may have found? Some scientists that have, like, they can see it, basically the edge of our known universe, like as far as life has traveled since the universe began, right? And apparently there are objects that are moving away towards something else at like great rapid speed. So something is pulling them away and they think it might be another universe.

Is that a black hole? Well, they're saying it might be in like a whole other container. Yeah, if universe came from the big bang, another universe would be spewing shit towards us, wouldn't it? Not the whole thing, it is. And so like it's moving towards us.

So everything came from a central point. Everything should be moving away from that point. Yeah, but they found things that are moving to that point yeah they're getting sucked towards something that they don't know they can literally cannot see it as light hasn't traveled from that point to our points in the amount of years of the universe is existed so the stuff that's on the edge of the visible universe that we know is light from that object that took a lot I hate it when you start to imagine you're getting so mad at us right now and just any minute.

To say I can see something that's like a two million light years away. Okay. It took like two million years. So you're seeing that, you're seeing the thing how it looked 200 million years ago. Two million years?

Two million years. Wow, I just drew that. But is this stuff further than the length of time that has happened that is there, but light hasn't got to us from that? I think you actually didn't know that it's a matter of... That's exactly what I was talking about. But not light. How is that what you were talking about? Yeah, he said that.

I said that. Like, they literally, they haven't seen that point in, like, they have seen it far out. But you said it was coming from a different thing. What I was saying was... I was saying that. Something was being attracted towards something that they literally cannot see yet. Right. So, what degree do you get in college, Gus? I didn't.

Okay, so you didn't get a degree. You didn't agree. And we both got film degrees. Here we are talking about universe and space and... In the comedy section of iTunes Podcast. That's why it's a funny discussion. There you go. Don't write your newspapers.

If you could... Sometimes I wish I could, like, I play so many video games, and I do a lot of stuff, like, especially in games like Hitman, where I know I'm just gonna reload the checkpoint. Like, I'll get a new checkpoint, and then I'll be like, I wanna get mental for a while. Blast everything, ruin everything, and then reload. If you had one hour from this point,

where you knew you could reload back to this point But you had an hour of time that basically wouldn't count no one would know about what you did except for you You would remember what would you do in that? Tons of gay stuff Really? I don't know I don't know, I don't know Essentially it was one hour and what would it be something you could replicate or is you just have one shot at it? You could do it once? Just once Yeah Okay I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. not do like the things you did won't never take place unless you want to redo afterwards. What if you're dying that hour? You just relate to now. Okay so what would you know in advance or would be like yeah you're going to. I'm telling you now I'm I literally just start the clock now that's part of the question. Okay so like you can't prep, you can't be okay I'm gonna be ready to go when it starts.

Would the thing you did change if you had 12 hours instead of one hour? I assume so but I can't think of what the thing is. It would absolutely change those questions. I hate hypothetical questions. It's like the ultimate hypothetical question. I asked someone this, and what the difference would be between the one hour and the 12 hours, and he said, the quality of the raping's like,

so long as you ramp. That is so much you need to avoid this. Man, it's a fucking... Like... But that's the thing. You never would have raped them. Look at him. Oh, you're not.

It doesn't matter. It's like... Like this is someone who... Wow. Who... Who would do evil, terrible things. No. If he did not have to pay the consequences.

It's just like being in a video game. You have the... Like in GTA, you have the escapism of doing whatever you want. It doesn't count for anything in real life. You would have this button real life So you are the reason that politicians blame video games If there's if there is a game that was like rape sessions 101 I wouldn't play it. Yeah No, no fucking terrible So you don't know what you would do. No, I can't.

I'm sure it'd be something illegal, but I'd think I'd immediately go to raping. It's like, oh, cool, rap time. See, I would just, I would try the time that we're like at the end of the hour. I was doing something that would ultimately lead to my death, like jump off a building and try to like time it where before you hit, you know, kicks back.

And we go, oh, kicks back. Oh, gosh. Oh, sweet. All right, cool. So you would just suddenly, like, say I started the clock now, it would basically be, you would remember that to now, but in the middle of this podcast, you'd be like, whoa! OK, I'm back.

It's like, fuck. Oh, it's kind of like Groundhog Day. Yeah. Kind of. Yeah. So do you get to do it over and over again? What I would do is I would try and find out information that would benefit me that I would remember. I might try and hold and hold up a bank, get like kill everyone in the bank,

and then take the gun to the last person, and say to be like, how do I get into this bolt at night with nobody? Nobody at night. And then they would tell me, and then I'd go back in time, and be like, but then you'd, you'd never be caught when you'd go back to your real life, and then you'd just be in jail. Why would I be caught? Because there's no way you'd get rob a bank.

I don't, I don't trust you rob a bank without being caught again. Well maybe I would just read something more mundane like watch the stock market and see which stocks make up quite a money in that hour. No that's what you should do. It's like primer. Or I could kill everyone and then read all that text messages. And then read to them.

Why not? Right? I mean, fuck it. You're going to. You know, I still haven't seen primer yet. I need to see primaries. It's not on Netflix. It will. Who is? Is it not? It's on primary yet. I need to see primary is not is not on Netflix It's not who is is it not on Hulu I

Still Netflix is on it is on it is on who Loof you have who we plug I know that it wasn't on streaming for a while But then it came back. Yeah, it's definitely it's definitely on who looks at how I watch it You know, so I got an Apple TV for Christmas and more and more now I'm doing like digital movies like I'm downloading movies and I'm buying movies like through Apple TV And there it's weird like the selection of movies that sometimes you can't buy, you can rent. Like I want to watch hackers the other day. And you can rent hackers, but you can't buy it. I'm like, I can't.

I can't avoid the other way around when I want to just rent something and you can't, you have to buy it. Yeah, why do you want to buy it? Because it's a great movie. I love hackers. Actually, hackers was my first DVD I ever owned. So why do you just watch the DVD? Well, because I don't know where it is. That DVD's gone. I bought that thing like probably 15 years ago. So it's probably my parents

I'll have an HD. It might also be an HD version. Yeah. Yeah. But if you're going to watch it again, buy a blue. I'm sure there's a lot of people. But that's like, I want a digital version. I don't want to have to deal with a disc. Like I just bought like I bought base gibble recently again. I'm like, oh, this is great. Like I own the movie already somewhere. But I'll throw it some more. Do you remember the first pair of boobs you saw? First pair I just bought like I bought basekid ball recently again. Oh, this is great. I own the movie already somewhere, but I'm like, I'll throw it some more money at it. Do you remember the first pair of boobs you saw? First pair of boobs I saw.

I see what you mean, like on TV. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, first time you saw boobs that weren't like, in your head. Amazing. Why did you have a boob in your head? Well, I mean, like, you're a little boy and that's all you have in your head? I remember, we found some tree porn when I was a kid. Like, like, little, we're a little boy and that's all you have in your head. I remember we found some tree porn while I was in.

Like, like, literally, we found a magazine in the forest, like we've talked about multiple times here, but I remember seeing tree porn, and that may be my first experience. I like to imagine that's the name of an int somewhere. Tree porn? I've broken my foot getting porn once. Really? He broke your entire foot. How old were you? Like, 18. Really? You broke your entire foot. How old were you? Well, like 18. Really? You gotta tell the story now. Well, it's like me, my friend was moving

out of this house and I was helping him clean and then up in the attic, his dad had a bunch of playboys. And so I was like, we gotta bring these dad, I gotta bring this down to the guys. And so I'm carrying this massive box of playboys down the attic steps and I slip and somehow I decided to land on my foot. And so I broke my foot when I lay in my friends, they just started yelling and my friends came out and they were just pouring everywhere. And I'm like, and I'm like, reaching for the pouring. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You make a porn angel. I'm like, I still have the Super Bowl last night.

Someone was making a confetti angel. That was pretty awesome. Did you ever find your dad's porn stash when you were a kid? You're on a, no. Did your dad have a porn stash? I'm convinced my dad did not have a porn stash. Really? My dad totally had a porn stash.

Did it hide your way? That's gross. That's not gross. Yeah. It's not any grosser than finding your friend's dad's porn staff Yeah, it's basically the same thing. I shouldn't have porn stuff. Yeah, at least his dad likes like You know the gizz on that straight up on those pages like this could have been the siblings You know, like at least it's lonely not like some stranger's punk, but yeah, so now it's like, you know

I don't know if it's still there or not, but you know I know you know if the day comes I'm gonna like I'm gonna go home and like clean it out before my mom gets home. I'm like all right take care of it. You know that's the elite browser history. Exactly. First boot. Oh I can't I can't I've been trying to think about it. I can't remember the first boot I saw. I'm sure it was like something on HBO and the 80s. I'm sure it was like some movie. Do you remember do you had to do remember the like the the squeaky line porn? Like putting on like cinematics late at night where you didn't have the actual channel?

You guys experienced that? I did a way. I watched I think every Emmanuel movie that way. It's amazing the things you can get off to. Oh yeah. It's like when you're determined. I think that's a woman. I hope.

Well, you've got like porn on your public TV though. I went to England I guess last year, or maybe two years ago, and there's like three channels where just like at 10 o'clock at night, it's just girls naked at all times. Like babe station and that. Yeah, yeah. It's like, what? What's the point of sports shed? That's amazing.

What is that post watershed? Well, often, off to 10 p.m. you can do whatever on TV pretty much. You can't even, like, rest of the news is going in. But I remember seeing that. Swaring, basically. on TV pretty much. You can't even, like, read services going in. But I remember seeing that. Swaring, basically. And they have a thing that's like, it's like phone sex. Like, you can call up the girl who's on the TV

and like, talk to them. And it's like a naked girl, like a naked hot woman on TV. And you're like, you'll call up and say, hey, what's up? And I'm just like, so like, you do it. You're just like standing there, like answering the phones. Yeah, one of them. Yeah, one of them. Interact, the one ever.

So yeah, it's like, it's like live on TV. Yeah, maybe, maybe two of them lesking off for some maybe yeah and this is this is TV anyone I guess can get it who has a TV right it's off to 10 p.m. so it's all good wouldn't it be better if they could offer some kind of service like if you need like tax advice like they were like accountants I'm having trouble feeling on my taxes this year and that's a that's a's an award-winning idea. Yeah, should we do it? Well, yeah, business is tough.

I'm already naked news, right? And that's been around forever. Yeah. You have a topple of tax. So let me ask you this. How long? How long did you watch it for? I don't know.

I was just fascinated by it. How long did you run it on the phone? Like 10, 15 minutes. I wasn't on the phone though. Is that how long it takes you? Wow. No, what? You can see if I'm right around the phone like 10 15 minutes. I was on the phone That's how long it takes you. Wow. Huh? No, what? You can see if I'm into it. Yeah, there's like a chat as well where people text in it comes up Oh, I want to see that. I just like the saddest stuff like oh, baby So we will never get anything like that in America like we are such a repressed country. It's so sad

The internet now, fuck it. I mean, who cares? You really want to turn on your TV after 10 PM to watch some toughest girl talking to people on the phone. But I mean, like chatting, like, fuck it, dude. I've got the internet. I've got my computer here. I'm like, every piece of porn that's ever been available

to me on demand. But I mean, the whole idea of this whole notion that sex is bad and violence is bad, but it's better than sex. There's a documentary that this film is not rated where they talk about like, you know violence and cursing and In you know sexual topics and movies and how like you know if you show a boob rated R You know pretty much no matter what unless you're James Cameron and it's Titanic, but you know it's my first Boob by the way really Titanic

Yeah, why don't get over here. Yeah, I just saw it's a good Boob that's a good first. I saw people somebody then when I was on holiday So your first boob was an in person boob? Oh, yeah. Oh, man. That's like the fucking holy grail. Yeah I could I could believe my luck Oh, it was years I thought like a non-screen boob before I finally saw one in person. I couldn't even swim. It's a bit too fat They were like mid 40s boob that were just... When you're a powdery. Pretty four or five. That was top.

At that point it was closer to like, this is milk or this is... You're probably closer to the milk, still. Yeah, I mean it's like, but I still knew it was wrong to stare. I did it anyway, obviously, because I got it wrong. I'm five. What are you going to do? I've seen that live live. I'm fine, what are you gonna do? I've seen that, this film is not your rated documentary. And the most interesting part is that they'll rate movies

a certain way, and then if you want to like appeal, there's no appeal process, like they won't tell you why it's rated a certain way, or what scenes are the offending scenes. So if you want to change your classification, you have to re-edit your entire movie and re-submit it and hope that You would dress the big. It might be the same thing but Kevin Smith was talking about how he was literally taking out frames

At a time from that Zach and Mary make a corner when he pulls out all the D-D-D-Fools on the guy's face and how he made it like two frames shorter and they re-rated it. I think the South Park movie they added worse stuff Like at first it was rated at NC17 then they made it worse and they got a rated R Yeah, I think the South Park movie initially was called South Park all hell breaks loose and because it said hell in the title He said no, so they went okay, and so the South Park bigger longer and uncut And they're like oh, that's fine. It's like that's much worse It's clear how it works to the point where the bad moments aren't so Prominently bad though. I guess all bad, I guess it brings the whole thing there.

Well, they talked about like trade partner maps, so they're actually they're in that documentary and they were talking about Team America world police because there's the sex scene with the puppets, you know, and the initial cut, it was like five minutes long. It's like this most awkward, it's like doing just incredibly dirty stuff. Just over and over again. And like they knew they were going to have to cut from them. But they put in so much that they knew they would cut stuff out to kind of get what they actually wanted into it. So they like, they pat it in, no. It's like bidding high, isn't it? Yeah.

You don't expect to get the high amount. Yeah, but it's, but the documentary is pretty cool because they talk about like, well, it's, it's unfortunate because like the smaller independent filmmakers, they pretty much get it where, like you said, they don't tell them anything. It's like, all right, no, it's just, it's NC17, no recut it and they don't really give them any, any tips. Whereas like you get a big production, like you said, they don't tell them anything. It's like, all right, no, it's just, it's NC17, you know, recut it.

And they don't really give them any tips. Whereas, like, you get a big production, like, the South Park guys, when they did orgasmo, which is one of their first movies, they didn't get any sort of leeway at all. It's like, this is NC17, you have to cut it if you want to know. And then when they did, like, the South Park movie, they were getting notes on what they did need to change. And it's like, oh, well, you know, these scenes, whatever.

And they talk about, like, Pre-Parker was talking about a letter they got from the NPAA that was like specific scenes. Like, you know, you can say, you know, fuck seven times, but not eight times or whatever. Like, Brandon was telling me right now that in Monsters Ball, they could only film so many pelvic thrusts per scene. So they have to film like thrust, thrust, thrust, cut away, thrust, thrust.

There's like so many times, so many thrusts at one time. But it's just really weird. And it's just an anonymous bunch of people who do that. But then you can show, violence, you can show people getting slaughtered, maimed, and that's no problem. You know, whatever. We can expose kids to that.

But at this point, show boob. Kids. Kids have the internet now. So that desensitized to pretty much everything. Why are we bothering with writing this? Even more interesting question I'll post to you. It's when I was younger and movies would come out in the early and mid 80s.

There were boobs everywhere and they were rated PG, like porkeys, it was just about Rivenger the Nerds, Caddyshack, it's just about dudes trying to see boobs, PG. And now it's like that same movie would come out to be an R. They didn't have PG-13. Yeah, I guess that's true. Even if it was PG-13, it's still, like even like, it's not PG-13 now, it's like that same movie would come out to be an R. They didn't have PG 13. Yeah, I guess that's even then even if it was PG 13 still like even like yeah, it's not PG 13 now.

It's R now. So R is the equivalent because I'm from the UK where it's different rating R is 17 and above. Yeah, so yeah, we have we just have a 12 15 and 18. But yeah, like like stripes like John Candy jumps into the the mud pit and like pulls off all these girls tops and swing them around like might be my first boobs really those are some good ones too. It's a good movie. Oh, all of those movies are like all of those are candidates that are just named were candidates.

Like the movie airplane like the the super brother movie the airplane at one point there's like you know when all hell's breaking loose in the plane there's a girl jumps in front of the camera literally is just boobs filled the entire frame yeah and she's jiggling back and forth and then she walks up right. Have you ever seen, there's a really shitty movie, I don't think it's on Netflix anymore, but it was for a while, it was called Thanks Killing. No. It was about, it was the kind of, Kyle's up frame to shaking his head.

It's about this like demonic turkey that kills people during Thanksgiving and he's like lived since like the Pilgrim Times. And the very first shot of that movie is, it's like a close-up tight shot of a nipple and it like zooms out it's like this woman's boob when she's being chased by the turkey through the forest and she's a pilgrim it's awful it's a fucking terrible movie but it's like it's so funny like that's the first shot of the movie it's like super tight on her nipple and it like pulls out well she's running no she's like up against the trinity and then like pulls out. Well, while she's running. No, she's like, I'll pick it up. Oh, okay. And then like when it's like, I'm gonna say that's the wide shot that she starts running.

Can you imagine how difficult that shot would be if she was running in the camera movie? No, but he's not gonna try to just shoot. It's like a steady camp guy. Yeah. But yeah, I don't, it's just like, I'm still blown away that how violence is portrayed as something that's okay.

It's like, okay, well, you know, kids are gonna be, even though you want your kids to grow up and do it. But you don't want them to grow up and murder someone. Yeah. How effective is like internet censoring now for parents? If I was, say I had a kid, you know. Oh, you can. You can't, there's not like,

there are other services, what's the thing? Yeah, no, but how effective what? The problem is that kids are always more technically savvy than their parents, so they know how to get around it. Like the parents don't understand how it works, so there's no effective way for them to stop. The person who doesn't know how it works.

If you're determined to see boobs, you're gonna see boobs. I'm never gonna let that happen with my kids, by the way. No? My kid is never gonna. You're gonna have kids. I find this shocking. This is a more shocking revelation to you. You picture yourself as daddy Gavin free one day.

Yeah, I like cats. Papa free. You like cat. That's a good reason to have a kid. That's true. Well, I like to pick up a tiny little cat and like squid just a little head. Do you like to leave the shit out of a cat's ass and put a new piece of cloth around it? Can I hire someone to do that? You could. Job done. All right, but you only have to do that for three years, right? Only three years. I don't know. Why not? We should all have been. That sounds like a fucking dream.

But then who's gonna take care of you when you get old? Your cat's not gonna take care of you when you get old. The fuck a shotgun will take care of you when I get old. That's right, I forgot your retirement plan. God, if I ever can't take care of myself, that's it. Yeah. Take care of, that's not a reason. So say I often take care of you.

I would wipe your asshole and put man nappies on you and stuff So you didn't sit in your ass there. It's not like a great movie. Yeah, like what this is going. Would you let me do it? No You just want me want to be like lend over and I'll be like alright. Oh god This sounds awful. That sounds I wouldn't do it. Yeah, I know you want you wanted to hire someone to do your own kids You do like old man Gus's Trust me. I have nasty shits now. I can't wait to see what they're like. I can 30 years We just don't give a fuck anymore like whatever. I got I think I got most of it

Yeah, my intestines are already like operating as good as they're gonna be for my life Gavin's getting red I'm only getting worse. Oh good. Oh, Gavin's getting red. He did throw up on the podcast at one time. We were inside the blackout podcast, right? He didn't actually throw up. He got really close.

Yeah, that's one of my favorite screenshots ever from any podcast. It's this. Yeah, it's when I'm trying to run a show in Bud. Yeah. I think it's you, Bernie, and Jordan, all like, you know, you know, linching away an ameta staring. It's amazing what the body does in preparation for stuff.

Like my mouth is filling up with saliva right now. And I guess that's to stop my stomach acid from dissolving my teeth. It's preparing. It's like oh, got it ready for this. The teeth are all like, in my glands like we got this. We got you coming. You don't even have to think about it. It's like this automatic mechanism in your brain. The brain is such a weird thing to me. There's so many things about your body that it controls it.

You have no control over. You don't have to think about your heart beating. You have to think about your lungs inhaling and exhaling. These are things that are core to survival. And you don't even think about them. Can you imagine how tired you would be if you had to think about every breath? If you were playing video games and you're like,

okay, dizzy. Oh, try to do that. That's right. You're like, oh, oh, I'm scared. Time to pump more blood. Yeah. Even deeper that thing. Think about having to control your own heart.

Yeah. It's a goddamn thing. And it feels mental to us because we don't know how to control the muscle. Like, imagine if this pumped my blood and me doing this. Yeah. Wouldn't be so bad because I can do this all day. Shaking hands would be awkward. But like, because we don't have control of our heart, we think it'd be hard.

What point am I trying to make? I don't know. Real deep. So I started watching Walking Dead again. I made it through the, about halfway through the first season and stopped forever ago, because I thought it was dumb. And I picked it up when I started watching it again and I'm now about about halfway through season two and it's actually gotten pretty good. I heard the first half I've only ever

seen season one and I thought season one was fine I just have never continued beyond that. I heard the first half of season two was really slow though. Kind of yeah it's it's like I've filmed in one location for one time. Well it's it's a very simple location it's like it was kind of like oh they're in a forest you know it's like it's sort of a non-escript forest and like they have kind of like a farm at one point They're at and it's like all right. It's a farm But after playing the walking dead video game. I mean it would really excited me I almost went back and watched season two, but then I was like now. Yeah, it's gonna play video games

There's a girl in season two named Maggie her character's name Maggie and she's beautiful She's one of like the most beautiful actress I've seen on TV a long time So anyway, I don't know what happens to her character. I hope I hope she's beautiful. She's one of the most beautiful actresses I've seen on TV in a long time, so. Anyway, I don't know what happens to her character. I hope she's fine, but that show is sort of like everyone is up for slaughter if necessary. Did anyone else here play the Walking Dead video game? I've played it. God, that game is so fucking good.

The one that I would. Yes it did. And it deserves it. Great game. You should totally get it. All right, no, I will. I kind of want to watch it. But it doesn't matter. It's not related to the show and you can buy it on any

platform. It's available everywhere. You can buy it on your fucking iPad if you wanted to. Yeah. So I'm having the worst time with my Xbox Live account at the moment. The worst time. Yeah. So for some, my gametech is eight years old. It has little eight above my thing. This week it's now displaying a six. And whenever I log in, it wants me to confirm my security by saying, we're going to send you a code to this number. But it's my UK number, which I don't have. And then to change it takes two months or several months. So it's me to delete my UK number to add my US number.

It says, that's cool, but we'll do it in the end of February or something. Don't you still have the SIM for your UK number? Can't you just pop it in your phone somewhere Yeah, just fucking put your sim in you know it's for the wrong size for a star I have to cut it down to that a size just yeah, I'll get you I have like an old iPhone you can borrow And put the sim into it or you know We have friends of Microsoft. We could probably call and be like hey, we're having issues with this I don't know

I do not like cool in in favor Yeah, I'm just fix it. Just put it in another. I just wait a month until then I can't sign in for like five minutes. So your UK sim is a normal size sim. Micro. Oh, you can bar my phone. Yeah, because the five. Five is nano. Nano the four S use the micro still I think. Just bar mine. There you go. Problem solved. We'd have to be about a bitch anymore. I was my number six now.

Why is my thing dropped back to you? Huh? Oh, that's weird. It's weird. I'm at 10. You really want to fucking Xbox? No, Jeff's the one with the Xbox. Yeah, that was the one we got in.

It was like, all right, this is pretty cool. Like maybe we'll put it up on it. Like, you know, we're going to, ultimately, we'll have a shelf where we put up cool stuff and Jeff's like, I need an Xbox. Just open it, and took it out, and put it up, and like, okay. Well Okay, I was throwing that use the doubt we have like four Xboxes that are all the same thing Because it's the special one you want that's like unique those things were selling for thousands of dollars online Yeah, so you can like kind of want to protect it. What happens if it red rings or red dots or whatever Then use the different one blue dots blue dots that would it is yeah, but you are covered in cash for

That is fucking crazy. I brushed him the other day Joe Thank you for clarifying that you know And it was a ball of fuzz this big wow have a picture of it It's like the size of a grip ball for people who can't see that. I had to do the recap Last week and we did it you know sat on the the teeth couch over there and when I stood up I realized I was just covered in cat fur. I think Joe might need some row game. He's balding. Why don't we keep it and make another joke?

I thought about it. It's like oh it's baby Joe. What do we do with the shave Joe? Why don't we just get rid of him and not have him here anymore? No, we can't do that. I don't know. Joe makes me feel happy inside. Yeah, he does. Cat is good I think for the, Joe makes me feel happy inside of the house. Yeah, cat is good, I think, for the human.

Cat is good, not at the fucking workplace. But he's not gonna be like, you only deal with him for what, three hours a week if that? Yeah, I have to deal more than that, I'm fucking gonna have to... You've had a cat in the office for like seven years. What? That's not true. Oh, me, not me personally. No, but I mean, the beauty office had finished for ages.

Yeah, and i hate it then i hate it more now now we have to do this this production right here and he's looking at this is like shedding everywhere he was barfing everywhere this morning this is like another thing i don't have to worry about orange buzz ball for the zyuah we have to keep that fucking vacuum right over there

and vacuum this thing constantly because of him would you have a kid if it didn't produce anything if you didn't need to. Would you have a kid if it didn't produce anything? If you didn't need to, you didn't need to feed it and it didn't put it away. Would it wake me up in the middle of the night constantly? Yeah. No. All right. What? The like the reason I don't want to have a kid is because I feel like I'm immature enough already. I don't want to be responsible for another life and I like being able to travel whenever I want. Yeah. And you and like a kid kind of nails you down. So do you have any, do you have brothers that have sons? No, I don't have any brothers. So you have, as of right now, you don't have

anyone carrying the family line. No, no, it's just me. Wow. Even my father doesn't have any brothers. What's brothers? Like I don't have any male, I don't have any male cousins with the same last name You don't know. We don't know why I asked to was brothers What good well, no if it was a woman it could have a baby. Yes, and that would still carry on the But they changed their name they changed your name. I get married. Oh the name. I thought you meant like the bloodline Anyway, no like I like I feel some some kind of pressure to have a son and carry my like the carry the family line my cousin my dad's brothers cousin or you know my male cousin. I'm confused. He's had a son so the pettillo line will continue on without me. So that thanks.

Go around with camera in the car. You think the guy is usually in charge of the camera? No, it's once a robot. But ever since I was a little kid, my parents and my grandmother used to always pressure me about it. Because I'm it. Yeah, you are the end. Like that's it.

And I'm taking that shit to the grave. Did you, I think Hitler's family, like his, they actually actively sought not to continue that family line. I remember they took a pact or something where they wouldn't have children, just in that too. Part of they changed their name. Because it's still blood, I guess. I don't know, maybe they think they have some recessive gene that will make them want

to take over Poland. It's not just genetics that contribute to that. Yeah. It's, you know, there's a lot of other mitigating factors. I think that's a really dumb, short side of way to think about it. Like, they have to be at the right place at the right time, you know, Hitler would just happen to be lucky that Germany was agitated at the lost World War I. They were not doing well economically. Like, there was like the perfect storm of stuff.

That's actually interesting. See, if Hitler was born now, he could just be a nice, totally normal dude. Because there's nothing to, there's no reason to do it. And plus, I mean, even if he was an asshole and wanted to do all these things, the country might not rally behind him because he's, you mean fine. We just have a really emo blog. Really shitty Tumblr would like, you know, like a constantly get, he'd be like on 4chan constantly and getting like banned from

Tumblr all the time. Making your accounts with proxies and stuff. Yeah. You don't have to run Chris. I've sold my house. And, yeah, anyway. I wonder if someone who couldn't have kids would take hit and hitler's semen.

For artificial insemination. What? So, there's a couple who really wanted kids, they tried artificial, you know, you have an attitude baby. You have an attitude baby. So, is it the thing where it's like, the only way you can have a kid, is if it's Hitler's kid. So, they can spend on less money, it costs like, well, like 20 grand, to get a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a, a. Anyway, yeah, some of that, but it just kept failing. And then they were like, we know how we can get you a baby.

We're going to inject Hitler's sperm up your eggs. And then you'll have the baby. And then you're going to have the baby. I wonder if the couple would do it. It sounds like a sci-fi channel movie. Like. Yeah, like some couple in Argentina, like Hitler really survived. World War II had fled to South America and was a sperm donor.

And like this Argentinian family or something inadvertently ends up with Hitler's. Or there's like, you know, it's like, you know, cut to, you know, 1940, Germany and like Hitler jerking off in a bathroom to it. Like a violence, like, you know, in a case, and then, you know, Dennis Nedry's like trying to get to the island. And then it like, you know, he gets eaten by the loss of a wrap. I'm like, are you already cat? You're already cat? Yeah. I know, I didn't like the lot, you know, the lost sore spit set him and then it goes down

the side and then it's in the can of barbersol and then, you know, I wonder how much your grant finds it and then they make a lot of them maybe. I wonder how many kids they will find a way. How many kids have died? The one have been prevented from becoming someone like Killa, do you think? No, I do. It's possible, right? I have three. How many kids that have died do you think have been prevented from becoming someone like Killa? Do you think? No idea. It's possible, right?

How many kids have died? They could have been a kid that got blown down by a truck. How do you quantify that? It's like, you can't really remember. The kind of reminds me of Looper when they're going to take him out as a kid. Yeah, they find like the crime lord as a kid. It's like, you don't know what he's going to do later on. Yeah.

There was a thing on Reddit recently where Steven Hawking apparently threw a party, like he didn't tell anyone the date of the party when he threw it. And it was a party for time travelers. And then- And then- And then- And then he sent out invitations after his party. He then announced when the party was for anyone who could travel through time.

Yeah, but they didn't go Exactly. So if he to so he's theoretically disproved time travel Well, there's also No one knows how time travel works. It's also theories that once time travel starts and we talked about this like in podcasts Two once the machine is activated for time travel you can never travel to a time before the machine existed Okay, you could or travel to a time before the machine existed. Okay. Or you could. Or you could.

Or you could. You could. No, because the machine wouldn't work. Yeah, but for time travel to happen, right? God. You have to experience time at least once anyway. Should we say that? No.

This could be the first time. This could be the first time. This could be the first time. This could be the first time. This could be the first run. No, but the machine doesn't exist yet. No, but the machine will exist with the machine, like back to the future. Right, but then I think the rationale is the machine would not activate or work. Why not? Because time wouldn't allow it.

I don't know. I'm not a time travel scientist. Either way, at some point, if there will ever be a time machine that has to get to that point in time first before you can go back anyway. So we're just on the first run. There will be a time could be tomorrow where time machines have been around all our lives

and it'll be normal to us. And that's how it would. And it wouldn't know. Yeah, we just like, well, my time machine is over there. What you're talking about. Time travel is an interesting like drunk philosophy. What a great time to talk about. No, like, I, my time machine's over there. What are you talking about? Yeah, time travel is an interesting, like, drunk philosophy. What a great time to talk about. Yeah, I mean, I mean, because you can talk about,

there's like persistent time travel worlds where like, like, loopers like that, where it's, you know, it's sort of one timeline that carries over on itself. But that was two time lines, wasn't it? Well, no, I mean, technically, like, it was one, I think. It was like a weird, linear timeline. How did he kill himself? Because he did kill himself the first time.

And then he gets older and then he goes back and then he lives. No, so he was altering his own, that older character. So the bit where he appeared and then didn't die and then lamped him. That was his second time through. Or that was like, that was the old joke. It's an easier explanation. OK, it's one shot through. When you think like the old guy who like sees the writing on his arm then as he's like

Running around. He's like missing fingers Yeah, it's just it's just one run through Where the first time he was old everything was fine But then yeah, then things change but then he had something like back to the future where you're like what you do impacts the future. So it's like even though there's time travel one always directly instantly affects the other. Right. And that's in that. So the only thing I was rewritten through time was the fact that he never had a finger. But that didn't affect anything in his life until that point. And may have been nothing significant.

Well, no, but his legs will fall it off. I'm sure you wouldn't Run into the fence. Yeah, here's the mind fuck about that is think about so that he got there Ultimately by the time he was pretty much just a torso, you know, right? He made it to the door so that means they had to keep him alive as a torso from that point all the way until he got older again What is the definition of speed I think so so. You asked that earlier. We went back in time. I knew he was going to say that. I was going to have to go for it. Fucking idiot.

Well, he's not like, here's the thing for you. If you travel faster than the speed of light, aren't you technically traveling through time? Aren't you going backwards through time? Technically, you're not allowed to travel faster than the speed of light. But as far as we know, you're under current models, the only reason I know that is from young Einstein. Like, did you get? Yeah, with the red headed dude, that's your citation for your scientific.

No, no, they talk about it in the movie. Like he explains, he's explaining, you know, young Einstein explaining theory relativity. And he says, if you look at a clock and the clock is showing you seconds, if I move at the speed of light away from this clock, that clock will never change. And it's like, wow, okay, and if I move faster, theoretically, I will go beyond it, and I'll go back. It's like, we talked about this once on the podcast,

where the satellites that run GPS have clocks, like the way that your GPS works is it receives signals from a couple of different satellites and it measures the difference in time it took for those signals to get to it because if one's further away, it takes longer for the signal to get to it. Well, since those satellites have been in orbit

for so many years and traveling so fast, the clocks are not correct on them anymore. It's in time decay, right? Yeah, there's been decay on them, so they're all off. So now GPS devices have to account for that drift in time because sound like we've been having so fast for so long. The faster you go, the slower time becomes, isn't it?

I believe so. If you approach the speed of light, time will stop. Yes, if you hit the speed of light, their ugly time stops. This is a science heavy problem. I know it is, but I think we're right though, right? I think so. but I always think we're right. That's true. So, I'm asked for all emails. I'm sure we'll get plenty of people in the forums or on Twitter explaining to us how we are terribly, terribly wrong. I'm glad I know. Tweet with our T-podcast, we'll watch. As far as I'm

away, I'm right all the time. Right all the time. Ah, Barbara. So, you're going to Vegas, us just yet barbars never been to go over her for her to be there as well what's that are you going to teach her how to play crap uh... maybe i don't know you don't seem like a big gamble you know what we should do we should have casino night at rtx we should do something with casino night like they have those things we

can rent like a cc nose like with a craft tables and black and i hope that you know as a big but you would like charity that be kind of cool to rent like casinos like where they have crafts tables and black jabs. I don't know, it's all fake. But do it for like charity. That'd be kind of cool though, should I think? That sounds really lame. That sounds awesome now. I just want to play crafts honestly. I just really want to play crafts.

If we can do it in R.C. I can really. What? Go to Vegas then. Okay. Now I was real spend it. That is true. There's no fun if it's not real spend it.

Sure. There's not real reward. But if it's for charity then you're spending. Yeah. I've got some intense games in my mouth. Like, okay, say for example, if you do like a charity thing, where they do it like, you know, you pay $100, whatever, and you get a stack of chips,

or you don't need $100, give me a charity. You're not paying for chips. And then, you know, you get your whatever. And then whoever has the most chips, the end of the night, they get some sort of prize. Is that illegal? No, I think that's illegal. And I think that's what game rooms in Texas do.

Have you ever seen like game rooms? Yeah, yeah. I felt like the way to gamble without gamble right Yeah, I'll have slot machines and if you win you can win prizes kind of like redeeming tickets at like an arcade to like get different things Yeah, so so we did something like that like at rtx like do a like a child's play thing or I don't know if they be cool with us Promoting gambling for chair you know charities for children. Yeah, I don't it's gaming. It's a different form of gaming. Chambling. Chambling. Charity gambling. Or we could just not do that. Are you excited for RTX? I like the fact that you've got so much work to do.

I want to cut a compilation of you because you ask this question every week. I'm just going to have to ask a response to anyone like how he's feeling about it. We should just cut a compilation of yeah, it's coming up. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week. I'm just asking this question every week.

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I can just go back to sleep, just go back to sleep. Thank you. It's like, you're just busters. You can't even think of me as that. So wait, you have to tell yourself not to think about it. So what do you think around it? Or do you actually have to say to yourself, don't think about it?

I have to say to myself, don't think about that. Boops, boobs. Boops. Just like, it's like a pop-ups on a browser to cut it or something. Tits money, tits, tits it. Try to get back to sleep. It's been really hard to sleep lately because of the nerve pain with the shingles.

It should suck. Bosh a letter, pain kill. I'm glad I brought this back up. So they offered me some pain killers. But not like traditional pain killers. Not like what's the normal hydrocodone. The one they offered me is one called Lyrica, which is, it was developed as an anti-depressant, but it's not a very good anti-depressant. Instead, what it does is it numbs your nerves so that the pain signals don't get processed as quickly.

So I got them to give me a prescription for it. I picked it up and I read the side effects, and the most common side effect is if you take it It eliminates your ability to drink alcohol So if you drink even a little bit of alcohol you instantly throw it up Oh wow, so the body just rejects alcohol right this before so I was like I'm not gonna take it Well instead of taking the medicine of just drinks sounds awesome We should all do it and see who can keep alcohol down. Yeah, not everyone Not everyone's affected that like that. I don't want to I don't want to make the risk

Yeah, yeah because I never watch I never watch TV in this country because it's ridiculous But from watching the Super last night. That was a that was why we watched the TV before and stuff and any ad involving a drug I realized it's 5% by the drug and 95% a list of reasons why you probably shouldn't take it. And they must shoot an ad, being like storyboard, like, this is the actual ad. And then all of this filler is just so we can have someone talk about, make us this, make us this, don't take it if you're doing this, this, this, this. Have you done this? Don't do this, then.

Oh my God, we get it. It's easy to me. Put it on text at the bottom. I don't think they can do that. I think, leave me. That's how we do it. It's something we're not in us. If they say what the drug does,

they didn't have to list the side effects. If they just say the name of it and they say, talk to your doctor, they don't have to say any of that other stuff. Why don't they do that then? Well, no, they do. It's kind of, you have to build the first one, saying what Why don't they do that then? No, they do. You have to build the first one, saying what the drug does,

so you can later have the ones reminding people about the name of the drug. So you can't just be like, this drug is sweet if you're dealing with this. There's a ton of side effects, read them on the box. No. I can't believe it's insane to me that pharmaceutical companies can market drugs directly to consumers directly to the public. I don't think that's gonna be allowed at all. Why?

Because the public has no rationale about, or no understanding about what medical conditions they may have. Yeah, they are. They're prescription drugs. Yeah, yeah. So you can't even go and buy it. That's why it's like ask your doctor for Lyrica. Well, surely you go to your doctor. You say, I've got this.

I'm shit in blood at my right now. Yeah, but they have this drug. You, surely you go to your doctor, you say, I've got this, I'm shit in blood, I'm I write it up. Yeah, but the, have this drug. You might not be right in your assessment. The doctor has to determine whether or not that's correct. So what's better, the doctor determined that or you determined that. The doctor determined it to that. Yeah, so they would give you the drug

that they think is right. Right, so I try and they should mark it to doctors and not to the general public. Yeah. Like it's stupid to me that they can mark it. I thought that was just on the shelf for prescription medicine to to the general public. Like like all of those like the one you always the one I always see on TV is like see out. Yeah, see how it's like that people in the

bathtub. Yeah. Like oh, so you take this and you become old and want to take a bone medicine. Yeah. But yeah, it's so dumb. I don't know, like the whole healthcare system. And even the invent, like new terms for everything, like low testosterone is the one I see all the time now as well, it's like, and they had like, they're like low T, you know, you may be affected by low T. Talk to your doctor, just like,

just say it's low testosterone. But if you give a guy testosterone, doesn't he grow Tits? That's estrogen. But I thought the way you do it, to get tits is you give the body testosterone to make you produce estrogen to counteract it. I think if you have too much. But if you have low testosterone,

then you need enough to bring it up to a normal level. You know a lot of research about growing tits. Common knowledge. Is this a slow-mo guys video? We don't know about it. I asked this question since Jeff earlier. You were getting a whole other hybrid that's a question. Say.

Give me another beer. Say you were given. Every day you woke up, you were given two grand in cash. Right? OK. So you wake up. So you wake up. Someone knocks on your door.

Here's two grand. You can declare it to the text man if you want or not, whatever. But because of this, every time you take a poo, So you wake up someone knocks on your door his to your grand you can declare it to the text man if you want or not whatever but Because of this every time you take a poo It takes a hundred wipes to clean your asshole Absolutely, you would do it absolutely So it like you don't understand I already am already like a 50 wide Doubling it not a big deal you do about

730 grand for three quarters of a million dollar a year. Yes. Anytime I shit I will wipe it. It's just like one minor inconvenience. It's 100 minor inconvenience. Yeah, it's like, well, you already got $2,000. Think about this way. It's like an extra five minutes out of your day maybe.

Yeah, but think of the, you'll get three toilet papers every time. And those are so expensive. But yeah, you get $2,000. You can buy as much toilet paper you need. You have to like just swap your toilet paper. 20 times every time you take a poop, and every wipe will be like your first wipe. Just caged in it.

No, that's even better. Then you don't have to worry about chasing. That's true. All right, so you would happily do that. Yeah, we're happily. So if anyone out there can make this happen, I will gladly accept $2,000 a day in order to wipe my ass 100 times.

If every wipe's like the first one, except for the 100, which is the final one. Yeah, the 100th one is just like a little bit. And you're like, clean, that's it, the last one. But imagine you got friends over, you really need to take a poop. And you're like, oh, I get some money and say, go have some fun while I'm at it. Yeah, just imagine you're not at it. I would tell everyone, it would be like, listen. Anytime I take a shit, I have to wipe 100 times.

I think it would not take an hour. It would take less than a minute. How many times can you wipe? 100 times? It would not take an hour it would take less than what a Hundred times it would not be that fast like since you sit down start shitting you just like stuck in the toilet paper out like lining it up and getting it ready You have so much money you just get like a hundred toilet paper rolls. It's around your shit Like you can't do someone yeah, I prepared your toilet paper Stack for you so that's 100 you must have papers. I'm gonna wipe your ass if you get to do that Fuck it. Why not? Yeah, Why not? Hey, I'll do it. You have a $200.

Absolutely. Alright. Fair play. If you can make it happen, talk to me after this. But you said you wouldn't wipe his ass as an old man. No. No, I'm saying I would. I mean, I wouldn't. Yeah, but you just say you would. But you would do it now as a not old man.

I would say, no, I was not speaking. If you would let me do it if I was up for it I'm clearly not for that. Okay. Clearly. What, like, what do you come up with these scenarios in your head? It depends how long my shower is. You do most of your good thinking in the shower? It's just the only time where I'm not doing anything else. Like I'm never bored

Unless I'm in the shower because I have to distract my brain at all times. Like, I will never just be lying awake in bed without something on or listening to something or watching a video because my brain, if I let it just run while I'm trying to get asleep, I'll be up all night just think about random crap. So I limit it to like a 10 minute shower and then I'm back to looking at my laptop.

I'll come on the shower. Everyday. Do you wash your hair everyday? Mm-hmm. See, I was told you're only supposed to wash your hair like every other day. I just don't want my head to smell like I've not had a shower, so I just wash it.

I wash it everyday. Yeah, I wash my hair everyday. You're saying, and you have separate beard shampoo? Yeah, yeah, so I, oh, I shampoo. Why'd you have a separate beard shampoo? Because it smells nice. Yeah, but see, you just say one. I don't know.

I don't actually live where I have it. You just want your beard. Well, I, because my nose is above my beard, so I smell my beard more than I smell my hair Oh, so it's the you'll permit. Yeah, it's not for the ladies. Well, yeah, well be for the ladies too I'm gonna leave let's be honest. No lady likes that beer Have you ever been complimented on the smell of your beer by a lady? No, no lady likes that beard. I'm making this case. I know I grew the beard for a lady

So come on now. So yeah, so at least one lady like the beard Well, so you like to smell of it you kept the beard for you well no I've kept the beard now because I have a freaking shirt like if I by shame the beard then I'm like yeah you're maintaining it before the shirt existed the videos that don't you as a crutch now that the shirt exists there you go thank you for those watching at home. You can enjoy the lovely. And apparently it smells delicious. Oh, yeah, smells nice. You could just end it as well. I do. I do. I've got I've mango shampoo. I think. So actually, okay, so what it is, the only reason why I have that, like the really pretty stuff,

because when Barbara first moved here, she stayed in my guest room for a while, and I think she moved out and left it. It is then the in the guest room. And so I was like, oh, look, nice shampoo. And so I took that and I used that. So is it still the same bottle or have you got to replace it? I only need a little bit. You only need a little bit of shampoo. It's not a lot of hair. So it goes and it'll clean it up.

And so it smells nice. You're lucky living Austin, because that would not be appropriate anywhere else. Do you brush your teeth? I do. What body hair do you spend the most amount of time on? Probably the top of my head. OK.

I still have a lot more hair on top of my head. That's not my... Yeah, which one is the pubes? Which one is the pubes? I don't use shampoo in my pubes. I just sew by sew my body. Do you shampoo your pubes? I just, yeah, just pull over.

Really? Why not? Do you have a body washer shampoo? Well, I just shampoo the whole lot. You shampoo your entire body? I'm not gonna use your pretty hairy. I'm gonna use two things. I'm, yeah, I made up of hair. You shampoo your entire body? I'm not going to get you pretty hairy. I'm going to use two things. I'm, yeah, I made up of hair.

You're not using one of the things. Well, like a bar of soap. I'm not using that hair. What are we remaining? I'll do my armpits and I'll go down. It's just like one big one. No, see, I just, like my hair, I use shampoo, like facial hair and then top of her, shampoo conditioner.

Body, like from neck down, it's all bar soap. Yeah. I have a body wash, but it's not about 1950. Why are you using the bar of soap? Because it gets me clean. Well so to shower gel. What's the same thing? But you're talking about using shampoo on your body. Yeah. What's the problem? On about. That's different. It's soap. It's soap. So we're saying we had shampoo and like you wash your hands and just use shampoo on your hands and you'd be fine with that? Alright, what would you rather me wash myself with? Soap, water or shampoo? Well in that case shampoo but why not soap?

Then soap. Do you need a borrow of five dollars to buy some fucking soap? Yeah, I just don't want the faph of using two things. It's how what a fucking terrible inconvenience. Look, it's cleaning, it's cleaning. It's soap, soap is soap so you can name it shampoo or shower Dr. shampoo shampoo is different than soap. What's it doing? It's shampoo is made for hair Hairy might be okay. I guess so but even then like not all like the bottom of your arms

You're doing have hair on those only bits of your body that pick up odor of the hairy bits So you soap on them. So you use separate stuff, or you just use shampoo for the whole up? Now, do you use, there are times when I only use shampoo, and I'm gonna hurry. Yeah, all right. You're fucking disgusting.

Yeah, see, I do the off-limit. But I use the shampoo thoroughly. So there are products, anyway. I've seen products marketed that are shampoo and shower gel in one. It's like it's the same thing. Do you at least use that? Nah.

What do you use? For brand? At the moment I call X. So you're not loyal to anyone particular brand? Nah. It's whatever I see when I'm walking by it. Oh, I need some shampoo. I'm the same way with the odor and shampoo.

Any, any. So you don't use the same deodorant. You just whatever you grab. It looks like it's fun for me. I'm like, that one looks fun. Do you use the same deodorant, you just whatever you grab. It looks like it's fun for me. That one looks fun. You use the same hat stuff every time? You always put products in, right? I do use the same hair gel stuff.

So that your loyalty will be not like what you actually clean yourself with. It gets you clean. Oh my god, I'll be clean. The hair gel, it makes your hair stick up, it doesn't matter. Yeah, but some stuff makes it different texture. Some of it is way the same stuff, right? Yeah, absolutely, all the time. Yeah.

I don't think I'm alone. It's all spice swagger. I love that shit. I think there's a lot of people who are just too, can't be bothered to clean themselves with two slightly different kinds of soap. I don't think I've ever said this, but super allergic to perfumes. So that's why it's very particular for me.

I have to be very careful about the shampoo, the soap, and the deodorant I use. What, to give you shingles? Negiously rashes. If I use anything with like fragrances. And so your wife doesn't use perfume? No. Or deodorant. Uh, she's unscented. She must have a smell. Naturally, just smell great. I'm gonna sniff. I'm gonna sniff it to the next time.

So yeah, when we first started dating, she would wear perfume, and I had to ask her to stop, because perfume, like if a girl's wearing perfume, it gives me a headache. Heavy, so it's just about to work with. Where people can work with, and you're like, listen, I need to stop wearing a pillow. God, is there anybody who has that?

No, I don't think I've ever encountered that issue. I think I've ever encountered that issue. I think I've been lucky. Yeah. Okay. Why are you... I'm thinking of like, how much cologne can I wear before like pisses off Gus? I'll just avoid you if that happens. Do you have a wet cologne?

Yeah. If I'm not out, or if I'm... To go to work. I... If I'm... I'll put it on. Yeah? There's a couple of squirts. Throughout the day? No, not throughout the day. Just like, you know, I'm, I'll put it on. Yeah, a couple of squirts. No. Throughout the day.

No, not throughout the day, just like, you know, I get out of shower. You know, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, yeah. You don't, I mean, obviously, you don't use it. No, I don't use it. You can. Really? Maybe if it's an important event, run out. Yeah, like, if I, if I'm, like, I have very specific brands of, like, unscented deodorant I can use. And if, like, let's say I'm on a trip and I run out and I can't find my brand,

if I start using one that's not one of those, like two days later, I've got like a terrible rash in my underarms and like it's awful. I don't like people know, like usually if I've ever put on cologne, it gets a comment. Like oh, you're wearing some cologne, it's like I'm not gonna wear it now. I don't want it. But if like say I put in some hair products and that smells good and they're like oh you smell nice, it's like it's the hair. It's because then it's passive. It's like I'll have to do my hair're like, oh, you smell nice. It's like, it's the hair. Because then it's passive. It's like, well, I had to do my hair anyway. It just happens to smell nice.

If I did colon it, it looks like I've made an effort to smell nice and I don't like that. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna smell nice. I don't know why, but I think I hate that. And I think I hate you now. I think I'm gonna smell nice. I think I hate you now. I think you're like, you're like, you're like,

you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, pick up the the can start stroking it You're wanting to be body motion on that You're just like your hands are twitching It was like oh you fucking ass The anger was building you up You're so straight there I had no idea which way you were taking it

I was like good god I think I agree with what you're saying Well hate you so much So when you wash your hands, you're so bright. Yeah. What is there? I'm going to grab and rescue him. He just uses what's there.

OK. Yeah. You should work for that. You should keep sometimes you use dish washing liquid for your food. Now, his mind should just soap. I'm more OK with using dish washing. No.

You never show in that. What? It's just a little slimy. It's way more concentrated. It takes way longer to wash your hands. It's a little drier. But that's fine. But still, that's what soap is. Soap is made to get way longer to wash your hands. Yeah, that's a little dribble. But yeah, but still that's what soap is. Soap is made to get grease and stuff off your hands.

Yeah, but not any. You're an idiot. Well, it's concentrated. No, you're the idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot.

You're out of order. The thing is about soap. Say there's a bar of soap. There's a bar of soap. You're an idiot. I've never seen you so flumb hooked. The thing is, I'm picking up a piece of soap. So you're So I'm picking up a piece of soap that could have been against someone's nuts I if I squirt some soap from a thing. There's no way the internal

So you couldn't have some body wash that was on someone's nuts, but put it in the bottle No, how would you do that? I'm saying it's impossible. I'm saying. Run soap underwater for half a second on either side. It'll get that either off. No, because it's soap. It's soap.

It's clean by nature. Yes. You can't clean soap more than soap. You can't put other soap on soap to clean it before someone else. It's just clean. I don't know. You said you do this. It's clean. It's else. It's just clean. Well, I don't know. Okay, so you do this. It's clean. It's gone. Just run it underwater. You know what? Living with Jeff, there's probably more likely that you're going to get something

in your body wash and you would have soap. Yeah, that's one. Yeah. So keep that in mind. Oh, two different parts of soap, broken together. This is my soap cleaning soap. Thanks, Brandon. That's how you start a fire in the bathroom. From the yellow to you fast. Yeah, that's right. Just take it back to cavemen and a lot crap. They would clean. What would they use to clean themselves? They'd be doing clean themselves. No, you can clean yourself with dirt.

I think you can use it as cool. It gets rid of grease. As well. No, no, no, no, no. This is something I learned in New Zealand. All right. You have a dirty plate and dirty plate until greasy, okay? You get dirt and you clean it with dirt.

I swear it gets rid of grease. It gets rid of the grease and then you rinse it off in water. Yeah, it's like when you have like a stain or like something splashed on your laptop, wiping it just like goes over it. But if you like, if you put grease on a thing, you put dirt on it. So if you make it dirty and then you clean it, it's best cleaner than if it was the... God, so we... Gus, he's dirty motherfucker. You could also use coal...

Who's crunched up? What do you expect? You could use crunched up charcoal to filter water as well. Yes. If you pull water off stuff full of coal. What's what the britton filters are, right? Yeah, it's just like activated charcoal. Oh, is it?

Top. It's just carbon that just absorbs. Anyway, my point was, back in the day, there's probably one kind of soap. It cleaned hair, it cleaned body, it cleaned asshole. It was really the same. And everyone was probably fine. You know what else about those people?

They died when they were 40. And that's true. Yeah, but probably not because they didn't wash their... Probably because they didn't wash their shit. Probably because they were filthy and got infected sick. Yeah, bacteria in your mouth. You're not going to get an infection on your skin if you shampooed it instead of shower geled it.

But you have the option there. Yeah, we have tools that are needed specifically to do that. And you're not using those tools. Yeah, there's also a tool to clean the inside of my ear, but I don't do that either. Why not? Look at that. Look what happened to me here.

You're not going to use those Q-tip things. Convert. How do you clean your ear then? I just don't know why it's the ears. I don't know why it's the ears. The whole reason people get ear infections is because they clean their ears and pack it all into their ear drum. Do you clean your ears with Q-tips? Oh yeah. Well there you go. The reason I got that ear thing was because I was fucking ear-tips that I'm wearing right now. I reckon it was a years of build up of you cleaning your ears. It's like squashed against your ear. No, I have super wax at ears.

Yeah. You're medically with liquid. Fucking filthy. Blast out with the water. Every now and then. Did they give you the little thing to take home? No, because they pulled it out with the little vacuum thing. After you showed me that I was reading about how people have

been cleaned their ears and they always say use one of those square earrings or maybe a solution for 10 minutes and then do it but always use room temperature water or body temperature water otherwise you get dizzy and a guy was saying how he did it with cold water and he passed out. Oh my god! So if you were to jump into like a cold frozen lake and get fully submerged below your head would you pass out? Well your body would go into shock probably because of the decline. Well people do that, not because of the ear cold. But the polar bear dives like New Year's Day people go and do that. It's cool water jumping into. Why don't they

pass out? I think it's a guy's full of shift. Well, when you jump into cold way, it doesn't rush against your air drum. It's a new year. It's not like that is what. Yeah, your air drum like all the fluid in your air is all of your balance, isn't it? Yeah, I think it probably is more do that word, like it just fucks with your brain so much that you're just gonna like, and just shut down. People also, it can also be only having cold water on your eardrum next to your head, versus like when your whole body gets... Yeah, your body reacts.

Interesting. Slow-mo guys video. Aaron was telling me about why humans get motion sickness, and because... you guys video Aaron was telling me about why humans get motion sickness and because when you're feeling movement but you're not seeing the movement like say you're just looking at the back of a car seat your body's feeling on this movement your brain thinks you've been poisoned and just made throw up because in nature that situation never happens you'll never be just staring at a

room that is moving are people who are more prone to motion sickness, are they more susceptible to poison, or less susceptible? Like, are they less susceptible because they're part of the body? No, they're probably not. They're probably less likely to be poisoned. Interesting.

Less likely, or faster to react to poison. Yeah. So you would think being motion sick would be something that would be advantageous genetically? Oh, about 100 years ago, when people were poisoning each other, or people were eating like that. When you would be something that would be advantageous genetically? 100 years ago, and people were poisoning each other. Or people were eating like that. When you would eat something poisonous. So you feel, I feel like by this point, we should all get more sick super easy.

Or evolving to not do that anymore. Yeah. Or if you just found stuff that isn't poisoned. But what I'm poison has often. Because evolution takes long time, right? Yeah. Millions of years. Really long time.

Evolution takes a long time. Is there any difference in the human since the recording beginning of humans to now? Like say the first human, the first- Recorded. The people that resemble us, are we different in any way to them? Well, there's the Neanderthals and the Kro Magnan people. But you wouldn't call them Hymus Sapiens, would you?

I don't think so, no. But, well, this is the natural. I'm sure there's difference in natural. I mean, it's like hard-hiding. Now, when Twitters is gonna blow up and we're getting trouble. Thankfully, that page is in the open. Yeah, I know. I'm not looking at it right now. We just ignore Twitters all night.

Yeah, I know, I know more about space science than I do about, you know, natural sciences, I guess. So, you know what I mean? Jack Patillo. Space science, space science. Do you think if you could go to the moon? Because we're not the knowledge of all this stuff. And all the people that tell us that we're wrong,

they're assholes. They come across like assholes. No, they're not. Well, there's some people who like tell us we're wrong. And they correct me, and I know they're obviously wrong. I read them like, no, no. The people never correct you in a nice way. So it's like you're in a year, blah, blah.

But if you had all this knowledge, say you could matrix something. People never correct you in a nice way. So it's like you're an idiot, blah, blah. But if you had all this knowledge, say you could matrix something. Oh, there's a helicopter I don't have to fly. No, I've nailed it, I got it. If you could do that with all the knowledge, you would be an asshole, wouldn't you? Like the happiest people in the world are the dumb idiots.

Yeah. I agree with that. What ignorance is bliss, right? Yeah, knowledge is hassle. I've never heard that version of it, but I guess I agree. It's like Carpool Content version. Nice. That's what it is.

That's like your version. Yeah, I will take a lot from Carpool Content. Obviously. I don't read the news. I don't care what is going on in the world. I don't even care what's going on down the street. You are an American. Jesus.

If it doesn't affect me, I'm happy. You are a piece of shit. What? I don't have to care. So you don't give a shit about your happy. You were a piece of shit. What? We don't have to care. So you don't give a shit about your fellow man or like the world in general. There's so many of them. So if Europe got nuked and but somehow America was not involved at all We weren't in that you just want to give a fuck you be like, well that sucks. I'd be able to treat it I would treat it like any other like disaster like holy crap and then I'd move on God damn dude.

Everyone's ever moved on. You can't mourn one event for the rest of your life. Yeah, you can. You wouldn't, you would have a miserable life. Yeah, but you only live one. You can, you can't. You can't have done. Jesus Christ.

You wouldn't want to spend your whole life in sadness. You can mourn something or someone and not have that, not dwell on the rest of your life. You feel sad about something and still be able to do other things. Yeah, I feel sad about love things. What do you feel sad about? 9-11? It was sad, but I've moved on. Okay.

My life is no longer a thing. What else do you say about it? Family members dying on the left? Sad. Okay. But you move on. Okay. You're still it? Family members dying on the left? It's sad. OK. But you moved on. You still said about family members dying. You don't strike me as someone who would be sad about family members dying for very long.

Yeah, no, it's not. I don't believe that one. It's sad when you think about it. But do you think about it? Do you think about it? I don't think you think about it. Yeah, sometimes you're reminded of people. It's like, oh, yeah, that was cool when they were alive.

Now they're not. What was the last time you cried? I was trying to figure this out. I get asked this all the time. I don't know. I didn't cry in 2012 or 2011. I think I know the last time I cried. Oh, yeah.

The end of Return of the King. I saw him as the leader for the first time. I think there was the last time I cried. Well, they all laughed at the end of that movie. I was like, fade to the west. You know, a friend of a gets on the ship and everyone stays behind God sad that makes that makes me happy

It's very moving God The real life shit. I have a not cried at all people have died and stuff happened Fuck it over my favorite comments that we got from simple walk was you bowed to no one Maybe so happy inside. That's funny. You know what? The older I've gotten, the quicker I end up to tear up, but as far as like, actually like, balling crying,

it still hasn't happened too often. I get like glassy-eyed about stuff. Yeah, you're watching some summary video of 2012 on YouTube and you'll cry out that. Oh yeah, it's so sad. I feel like just jump from the edges. Did you see that promotion that Red Bull is running, where you could have entered a contest it's over now.

You could have entered a contest to get sent to space. Wow. Did you see the Super Bowl commercial about that? No. Of course, there's a girl drowning in a crazy place. Oh, I did see that. And the live card goes out. And Dave's there and pulls her to the, pulls it to the,

Oh, that's what that was. Yeah, and then like the dude comes out like as they they're about to kiss and like the dude in a spacesuit comes out and then it just says an astronaut will always wait. Yeah, that's not always when he's just walking towards the other. I thought it was an axe commercial. Yeah, I thought I was axe. No, no, and then you could oh no, you're right, it was axe. Okay. And you go to their website and you could have registered. I think you have to do it by midnight on Super Bowl Sunday. Uh-huh. And, uh, acts would send you to space. That's crazy. Like, space you point, I guess, or...

I guess. I don't know. What is that? What is it that I started going? I think another year or two. Really? Pretty soon. Well, you know what? Carmac. All right. Yeah. John Carmac was working on something too.

The Armadillo Arrow Space. And, uh, they're still working on that, right? Like, they're still developing it. Mm-hmm. That'd be kind of cool if they launched something on, like, West Texas or something. I mean, I saw... I don't know why I watched it. It was depressing documentary this week.

Yeah, about, no, I did not cry. About a spatial Columbia. Oh, yeah. Like all the systematic columns at NASA that culminated in this one disaster. Yeah. Was that the one that buttoned up? Yeah, and they talked about how many were,

no, it was 10 years ago, 2003. Oh, Columbia, I'm sorry. I was thinking of Salie ride one. No, I think of the Christian color one. Sully ride She survived the other the other the female teacher anyway Yeah, and so like all these problems that led to space This one issue so and it's like all of this is ultimately if you go back far enough You can blame Richard Nixon for the whole thing. It was like a NASA, after the Apollo missions,

NASA was supposed to build space stations in the 70s, and the space shuttle was supposed to take people from, it was supposed to shuttle people from Earth to the space station back and forth, but all of that stuff got cut. So all we were left with was the shuttle that doesn't take anyone anywhere. It was like all these government agencies had input into this vehicle that doesn't do what it was ultimately supposed to do.

That's interesting. Yeah, it makes sense. It'll be the shuttle. Literally, it's shuttle people do it. No one thinks about the fact that it's called a shuttle. Yeah, that's not what it did at all throughout its entire life. It was just a rocket. He just made them do other stuff. Right. Well, he had them just make the shuttle and not make the destination. Like, the whole reason it was supposed to

be reusable was to keep it cheap and to quick turn around and they couldn't do that either. That's why they stopped using the disposable rockets. Do you think we'll see a like a space station on either the moon or Mars by our life? No, no, no, no, no, it's just not worth doing. Nobody can afford it. This planet can't afford to go to the next one. Yeah, great. I wonder if that's happened in the world in the universe before. I'm sure it has. It's all happened. So you're of a you're of a mind where somewhere out there is another civilization existing and have. Tons of them. Okay cool. I agree with you. I agree.

The odds of it not being a pretty. It's stupid and very like you can maniacal narcissistic to think that. But remember that you know I've been around forever as well So I think it could have been like a foreign a situation. Well, that was once a planet Well, technically been around like six billion years. Yeah, it's 4,000 years Now do you think of something like how that will happen? We're like we find something that will then Unlock, you know further expansion of our of the known universe or absolutely. Yeah, it'll either unlock that or it will destroy us most likely destroy either way to be cool to be there for it, right? You know like if you I don't know

I think if you need if you're there for the end of the world if you had to put money on the end of the world What would you bet on? Gavin Like what would cost into the world like within I guess it doesn't matter. Any like what would cause into the world like within, I guess it doesn't matter. Any, any, um, disease, nuclear bomb. No, I think it's still like a asteroid strike or alien contact. I reckon it's some massive radiation leak.

Yeah, from some, I don't think, I don't think man would destroy the world. I think I don't think we have the ability to destroy the world. No, like we could eliminate ourselves from the world, but the world would keep existing. Okay. The earth will live on. Yeah, to change eliminate ourselves from the world, but the world would keep existing. Okay. The Earth will live on.

Yeah. To change it. To destroy human. Okay, humans could kill humans. You think so? Well, you think you can't. You think humans could wipe themselves out of this. At a certain point, okay, so right now,

the nuclear bomb is something that it's to develop that science, you have to have X amount of materials. What if it got to the point where you could buy all of that at HB? All right, and then you could build a nuclear bomb in your basement. But then it's like, then all it takes is a couple of great places. Let me take this a step away from this discussion. Okay, so people think typically about the nuclear bomb or nuclear technology destroying the world. That's not even how it would happen.

Yeah. As man or as people progress and become more advanced and more civilized, birth rates decline. So eventually man will peak and then die off on their own. Leg Japan. Yeah, like Japan but on the worldwide scale. And it's already happening. The time out of time it took the world to go from five to six billion people was quicker than time it took to go from six to seven billion. We're already slowing down on our growth and we've reached peak humanity and are now on the downward slope. But why does it have to go down?

I can't even tell. But it could plateau, but it's going down. It might go down to a certain level. And it stopped. But that would never end. It's in order to old people who never had a good start. In order to sustain population growth, every mating couple has to have 2.2 children. Correct.

And so as time goes on, people aren't having as many children. So the population starts to shrink as a result. It's definitely like idiocracy where the people who shouldn't be having kids end up having nine kids. People who should have kids don't have children because they realize like, oh, we don't want to bring a kid into this world. So meanwhile, yeah. But are you saying that we were alive

in the very small window at the most population happening? It's looking like we are going to hit that mark. Like, it's still increasing, so, but the increase is slowing down. And so I don't think you'll ever see a world with 10 billion people. We're at seven right now, a little over seven.

I think if you follow the projections, we'll peak at about nine and then start to. I know that when I was born, there were four billion people. Okay, well, can we step back even further than that and say the actual, like nuclear bombs, like people saying, oh, the nukes are gonna end the world. A nuclear bomb explodes and it's big,

but it's not enough to canvas the planet. It would like take like, well, it's 6,000 nukes to just cover the planet. That's not meant. But those are already in inventory. But it was enough to blow every human off the planet. Yeah. But I mean, there's always going to be pockets

where people will survive. Yeah, but how long can they survive? Yeah, because the thing is, is like, nuclear, whatever waste. Yeah, it carries in the wind. That's like, people would die because of radiation poisoning. And it was more than natural pollution. I do see people like, they see the nuke, and it's like, oh, that's the end of the world. It's like, that's really not the end of the world.

I'm sure the internet would go off at some point. How are you going to fuck? You're like, oh, shit, I got to go corn now. How the fuck do I do this? You got like a corn in the dirt. Yeah. I'm like, I'm going to get in there, put some water on it. My address just makes food.

Like, well, like, it's 12 hours left, I'm just starting to raping. I can't. I can't check my email. Oh, email doesn't exist. There is no email. Yeah. How do I fix it? Oh, it just worked. My iPhone has no service.

Isn't that um, there's Google it. Oh shit, this next thing is Apple anymore. Well, there's a book about that, right? Is it waterfronts or something where it's like the beach on the beach Yeah, yeah, it's about Australia and like it's like this last batch of humanity They know like this this cloud of like radiation the rest of the world is destroyed from nuclear war But the radiation hasn't gotten to Australia, but it's coming because of the wind Uh-huh, so they're just like waiting to die. So they were still on the beach blowing.

Yeah, because it's like, The rest of the world is destroyed itself. And they weren't a part of it, but they're just like, you know, hanging out. So I think, I've been an Australian wrote that. I think we're limiting the Jacqueline in book actually. We're just thinking as high as nuclear. We're just waiting for the next thing above that. Well, like... You're just waiting for like a certain experiment to go wrong.

Yeah, it's like there's like a black hole all of a sudden in Europe. You create a blue... A blue-keyer explosion, which is 17,000 times the size, and actually knocks the earth's rotation off. Yeah, it like swings us in a bit slower, so one half of the planet bakes in the other freezes you can live like right along the it's amazing all the different variables of earth And like the magnetism and atmosphere and the spin rate and the moon like all those things coming together is the only reason we can survive If any of them was gone because we're used to it because we evolved to become like a

Cump we our bodies wouldn't live with anything else if If you had it, okay, it's someone's like, I'm gonna give you a thing, and it's either going to wipe out the world. There's a two percent chance of the wipe out the world or a 98 percent chance, it'll solve all the world's problems. Take it, take the chance. You take it? No, take it.

You'd be responsible for ending the earth. Yeah, but if it ended, no one would know. Exactly. Who's gonna be mad at you? earth. Yeah, but if it ended, no one would know. Exactly. Who's gonna be mad at you? No one? Who would do it risk that? You would risk the life I wanted. I would do it risk it.

You would risk the life of everything ever. Dude, I don't care about everything ever. I can't do it. See, why am I the asshole all the time? You know, you'll weigh more of it up. Because I use body wash. You clean yourself properly. I'm clean. I'm clean as well. I know the

hair is clean. No, just the hair is clean. So do you wash your scalp with something different to your hair? No. We'll screw you then. Okay. I don't have a carpet on my chest. We should probably wrap these. Wrap this up. I enjoyed our spirited science discussion. Yeah, this is very interesting. Today, I'm going to talk about comedy podcast. But we need to, we need to get going. All right, so we're going to go play. Wait, wait, wait, before we go. Oh, Jesus, I'm going to play some more dead stuff.

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