Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #205

Episode Date: February 13, 2013

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The podcast. It's kind of that good. We're not live. What? We live? Kyle's hitting a podcast. Oh, grab a pen. A podcast pancage. Some floor manager. So in honor of Shrove Tuesday, hey,

TOTUS is a real thing. We are cooking up some pancakes here live on the podcast. We're all wearing beads because it's also, is that you mark up? Yeah, that's Tuesday. So I'm going to take my beads off though, because I'm leaning over a bunch. Yeah. And I didn't earn these for any reason whatsoever. So I'm going to take my beads off though, because I'm leaning over a bunch. Yeah.

And I didn't earn these for any reason whatsoever. So I'm going to take my little. Which she totally did. So yeah, we've, I think it's going to be a good idea to bring in some pancake fixings. You've got them all set up over there. I get my, I get my snap here to cook pancakes. Hey, guys, I've been missing out. You know, I gave it to you.

Hey, I got in the wide. I got, I used the podcast budget to buy myself a grip. Oh It's enormous pancake. It's always trying to cause problems. Yes. So this week we we have a lot to talk about while we're gonna get to Including Gavin has to pay for his lost bet for tennis. He has to lick my single disease leg Well, that was the agreement. What is it there? Are they gonna show any clip? I think you'll realize that if you play back the tape, the bet was for me to lick your leg. Are you going to pussy out like that? At no point did it we do say shingles. I would not lick adult herpes chicken plaques. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't do it.

It's like it's not going to go get me. No, it's not that kind. What's the coldest noise that different? That's yeah that's all there's like six or seven different kinds of herpes Mm I trust we learned all about it, we can read If you get all six you get the achievement You're seven this free, it's like a little subway sub club card You're doing chocolate chip

You put chocolate chips in there These are pitch pancakes and the ones that you're gonna do You're gonna do the same ones It's a pancake right there, it's normal pancake Yeah, but these are like thick You're the one who fucking lifted the batter and made it put up We're gonna make our own packing. I got a ton of stuff over here. Check what I got here. Can I see? I got Chocolate chips. I've got a little serving bowls got chocolate chips. I got

White chocolate chips. I got macadamia nuts, and I'm gonna try something for Brandon in particular I have a Graham crackers. It's Brandon's birthday today. He's Brandon's birthday today It's another thing today. I got Graham crackers. It's Brandon's birthday today. He's birthday today. It's another thing today I got Graham crackers and some marshmallows stuff. I'm gonna try to make Brandon the smore's waffle here in a little bit So, it's more pancake pancake. Sorry pancake. I don't want I don't want Gavin to get upset about it. Holly getting fucked up You know, he's the one trying to fuck it up. Is pancake day. Is that European? I've never heard of it. It's made up. I guess it's European But I was just getting religion, but I guess it's nothing to do it but

because tomorrow's lent right right right is it yeah that's what fat Tuesday's like the last day before it's your last day to be fat so you call it fat Tuesday yeah yeah cuz it's like decking it Tuesday. Shrove Tuesday. Why shrove? We've had this discussion here we're done it but why shrove though I don't know I did not do that last Tuesday. Explain why you don't like shrub, or why you'd shrub better. What does shrub even mean? Is that a word? I don't, I didn't know I hear it good.

I don't know now. You've had a fucking year to learn one word. You can't learn a single word. We learned about pancakes. We're doing pancakes. You couldn't learn your fucking word. No pancakes for this guy. What's the reasoning behind this, though? I have to adjust to so much of your culture.

You know now, you know, get, it's just again so much of your culture. You know get seriously again fuck you. You're over here making you tell me I don't have the right pancakes for sure of Tuesday. I craped style pancakes. Shut up. But you don't even know. I'm trying to pancakes. What's the hammer? What the fucking holiday? You are so unappreciative. A fucking pancakes right in front of you. Oh, it's supposed to be craped style pancakes. Those are way to a thing. We're getting pancakes at 730 on a Tuesday. First of all, it's not in a pan. It's not a grill. What?

It's not a grill cake, they. You're a fucking idiot. This is the exact same thing. This is a pan. What is the difference with that? Like a single bitch, I'm so sick of you to be fed up with you. So what did happen?

So the vet was, where was the conversation? It was on, it was on, not last two weeks ago, with two weeks podcast. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not revealing the fact that I don't watch podcast. No, no, no. So I'm a little behind in my podcast watching. I'm not.

I thought it funny to Jack when I played tennis, because I imagine Jack would be terrible at tennis. And he is. It turns out I'm just worse. So. But you played squash, right? Yeah. Apparently the skills did not turn out.

Well, I could have riced. That's what happens when you. Two pancakes. Ready to to come out just about. Almost there. So yeah, so then they made the bet and then they had to go play tennis and Gavin lost six one. I did. The bet was to go to just play one set. So you.

Wow. Well, I saw the video, but I just saw like a lot of people hitting balls into the net. That's all I saw. That would be a lot of me. So Jack hit less of them into the net that Gavin did pretty much. Yeah. And a lot of people hitting balls into the net. That's what I saw. That would be a lot of me. So Jack hit less of them into the net that he haven't did. Pretty much. And a lot of shitty servings. And we played for about 20 minutes. And at the end of it, Jack was panting and about to pass out from the exercise. And it was like nothing happened. Don't make fun of him. You're the one who tried to kick up. He also went in.

And look on cool and you fell backwards. I did do that. But I'm saying it wasn't really a workout, but for Jack, it was the biggest of it in the world. Well it can be that is the shallower's victory of all time. He kicked the shit out of it. He did it tennis and you're gonna say that he did it in his sweaty way. He was tired. Oh he he tried. Smacks of effort man. It's like you guys are Gavin on a pro football team. Yeah we lost Super but they're fucking covered in Gatorade. What a fucking bitch! Did you watch the Super Bowl? Yeah, I have no idea what's going on.

You know how I mean, Clue? There's a lot of stopping and a lot of discussion. You only say that, there's a lot of stopping. There's a lot of stopping in European football, too, because people... There isn't, there's a lot of people... ...stalking flat on their feet and crying. No, but the time keeps going. The time doesn't stop.

Yeah. I put my match, a a real one is 90 minutes plus a bit of extra time you can't say that you can't say you like it because it doesn't have a bit of extra time it's like five minutes it's not like yeah it's usually like four or five minutes so is your what is your complaint that when you say it stops says the action in American football lost in bursts of about 20 seconds so yeah I can see what he's saying so American football last in bursts of about 20 seconds. So yeah, I can see what he's saying. So, American football's four, 15 minute quarters

should be an hour takes three hours to watch a game. Yeah. Yeah. No. Okay. Is that what you're saying? That's what you're saying. That's what you're saying. The action stops and it becomes boring. Yeah. Yeah. I think you don't know how long you're committing.

This is why I want to see. I want to see people running with the ball. I want to see people getting almost killed, tackled in half and fall down over and over again, but this is stopping every time. Shut. Oh, look at that. It's my delicious pancake.

Here's this one that came out. This is a, look at this. Or I'll turn it over. The parbra-crotch. Can I try a... What's up? Here's the parbra-crash. Different kind of cake.

No, I think, I think, I think, about 10,000 people just signed up for the video podcast. Who wants a chocolate pancake? It's a lot of... Up grid election. Here you go. Let me get a plate. I think I think I think about 10,000 people just signed up for the video podcast who wants to talk into pancake It's a lot of griddle action here you go Let me get a plate. You weren't supposed to put it on. You got it. I got this here. Take your plate. Okay. All right. We're gonna try this All right now. It's got to be a wide shot for this I'm gonna go like a pancake all the way over to get up. I think the white is the other one. Are you ready? Yeah Look at that good. I can't even see how far away it was. Why is this on the grill right now? Thank you, Dancer.

Oh, I see what you're saying. Alright, it's totally stuck with my hand. Alright, just your up for a pancake. Alright. I could read it. I'd never have been a lady's face. I just played. Get some height on this one.

Real height. Alright, we're going to get totally high with this one. One, two, three. Whoa! Nice! That looks good! Alright, that looks really good. So far so good.

I'll take back everything I said about your crappy pancakes. Thank you. It's actually come out of our bottle too, so I really wouldn't be that upset if you don't want to get pancake into lictus shit or what? Well, no one would say like that. It's going to be in a comparatively with your pancake. You can join us from syrup afterwards.

All right. Notice that the Canadian is the only person so far who went straight for the syrup as soon as she got handed a pancake. Does it was the first question that she asked as soon as I came in? You got to have maple syrup. Would you like to guess what the second question she asked was?

What's that? Can I make a pancake in the shape of a dick? Oh, well she asked that right off the bat. We were in a meeting yesterday, and I feel totally comfortable talking about this. We were in a meeting about RTX, and one of the potential vendors that we're gonna have at RTX is a company that makes 3D printers.

Okay. Where you just like turn the printer on, it makes something out of these little cubes and it makes a real object. And we were talking about one of the things that's possible is we might be able to print things on the floor, like make figurines, you know, based on the podcast or based on achievement hunter or something like that. We might even get a 3D printer for the office. I look down the table as we're discussing this 3D printer and how cool we'd have a 3D printer in the office. I look down the table as we're discussing this 3D printer and how cool we'd have a 3D printer in the office. And Barbara's like this, Barbara's face is just like, and I had to go, I gotta stop the beat.

At the barber, are you thinking about using the printer to make Dix and she turns her red as a beach? She goes, yeah, so many Dix, you're gonna print a Dilda. She's gonna print. She's gonna print. That's in my Dix. No, just like to have her on the office. Of course, why not? Why not just deck with it?

Penicuses as you do are we set up with a wide all right? Let's let's just do this guy All right, I'm gonna I guess as long as I'm not gonna get disease from this That is man it out was that go What is wrong with you, you're like with all shiny from the life of this wrong with man Are you gonna die from this cuz he enjoys it? Oh? It's my fetish All right, then you did it done Do you feel okay? I feel great. Yeah, tomorrow

You know fucking little little stores all over you It's not a joke guys. I I mean, that's how that stuff... No, I read, I read, it's fine. You read. Where the fuck did you read? I'm calling the Wikipedia, it should be okay. Where did you read that? I edited first, I'll say that, but it should be alright.

I read, it's fine to wake my herpes. It's on Yahoo Answers. Cheers. Is that the worst site on the internet, Yahoo Answers? Are there any serious answers on Yahoo answers? Or are they all like troll? What's the funniest thing you've ever seen on Yahoo answers? I don't know.

Whatever the most recent thing I saw on Yahoo answers, the funniest thing I've ever seen on Yahoo answers. Yeah, I always think that the questions in a way are more brilliant in how stupid they are. Yeah. More so than the answers that people troll with. Did you ever see that really famous one? How are Babby's formed or something like that? I think my favorite one is someone wanted to know

if they were pregnant and had sex could the baby get pregnant? They weren't about knocking up that unborn kid. Yeah, like if they're pregnant with a girl and they have sex could then the baby get pregnant as well? Oh, of course. Well, if the baby's a girl. Well, babies do have eggs though, don't they? Yeah, let's go to qualify, right? That's based in science.

So I was reading, I don't know how I found this. I'm really worried when I see, because the internet's good for tutorials and stuff like people have problems, they get fixed out. But tutorials for stuff that's really complicated is disturbing. Like, I shouldn't be able to find a tutorial for how to spay a cat. No, no, no. Did you find that? Did you find that? Yeah, this is like horrible.

Because I imagine a vet knows exactly how to scoop out a cat. I would imagine there would be high enough less than thing. It's like day three of that school. How to scoop out a cat. Well, you know the rule that you could find a porn or a fetish thing for anything in the world. It's probably the same thing with finding out how to do anything. It's like, did you learn that in vet school the day

after you learn how to tell the difference between a dog and a cat? What am I dealing with here? Yeah, it was just weird to see it in detail. Uh, exactly how you do. I would be interesting to take someone at a very young age and just don't give them an education. Basically just reading, and that's it.

And then just they can only learn their whole life skills from how to videos, and that's it. Why do they get more, everything they need to know about anything, just from how to videos on the internet? Yeah, assuming that they're not getting their information from Yahoo! Yeah, it's pretty impressive. So I did something recently. I've never wanted to tell you Bernie.

Uh-oh. This is like the highlight, I think, of my neurosis and nerdiness. I don't know how I even started, but back in the beginning of 2012, I started keeping memos on my phone. So I would keep track, you want to open her? What does that mean? Like memos on my phone. So I would keep track. You want the opener? What does that mean? Like memos of what? I would keep track of every time and every day of the week that I had sex with my wife. Gus. And then I put it in a spreadsheet at the beginning of 2013 so I could track the mean number of days between sex and our probability of having sex on any given day.

Probability? Yeah, so I would know like, I thought I was going to die time as well just get drunk. Or I'll have to survive having sex. So I'll stay sober. Are you was going to tell me this one just get drunk or I'm having sex so I'll stay sober. Are you allowed to say which days are the best? The best day the best day of the week was Wednesday But Wednesday was tied with Saturday and Sunday for equal probability. Why do you think it's Wednesday? I think I don't know it's the worst day was Tuesday because I'm here. Well, yeah I would expect Wednesday would be because you're less stressed out because the furthest away from the next hot fast So that I had I had to that he knows

I know he doesn't have a trophy. I had to tell my wife this and she looked absolutely mortified Because you're a fucking freak She's like why are you doing this? I don't know. I just started so you did that at the beginning of last year Yeah, so how many times do you do it that you I don't remember lost it. Yeah. So how many times do you do it that year? I don't remember. You know. Well, you just read the spreadsheet later. It's on my computer. Why not? This is spreadsheet out there. Was it something I haven't with me? You told my computer. You don't remember that number. No, I don't remember that number. I would remember that. I would remember that. I would be the other. I can't even tell the

three of us. We would all remember the number. Oh, we play there. I can guarantee that, guys. Absolutely. So what so what happened? So did she find it or did you tell her? I told her I was like did she? Because I was like I have to tell someone like I had this thing that I've been working on that that was really interesting and really funny So I had to tell her and then I asked for her permission He'll talk about them the pod I was gonna say it seems like the the order of importance here is tell my partner for life Tell three million podcast listen here. I was like I'm telling you this little kid my child

A podcast do you remember the story about the guy who fitted that thing to this couple's bed and every time they banged It would auto tweet how long it went on for Oh, yeah, you remember that when it happened to that. I don't know. It was really fun though That was something that existed. Yeah, I've never heard of this before every time the bed would Jiggle around for a few minutes. It would tweet the duration of the jiggling Like after the stop and they didn't know about it Yeah, I've never heard of this before every time the bed would jiggle around for a few minutes It would tweet the duration of the jiggling like after they don't and they didn't know about it Yeah, yeah, yeah, or you're just fucking made it up This guy tweeting on the account. It's made up fucking you know novelty Twitter accounts Or seems like when it first started there was a big deal like it was shit my dad says yeah

Like shit my dad says and people all the time write me on Twitter and they ask if you follow the big Ben clock What the fuck don't they write you and ask you if you follow the big Ben? Like I know what the big Ben clock is, but what's the Twitter? I Twitter counts as every hour goes long I do follow that We're going to crack you in the wrong numbers It's how she's supposed to This is Barbara's stoppin'

It's not that funny Yes, it is It's genius That's one of my What? Well, I'm gonna say I'm making a smore's waffle, so this is Pancake Pan what I'm gonna say I'm making a smores waffle. So this is pancake pancake

This is Graham cracker with chocolate chips in it and then I'm putting a little marshmallow thing And I'm gonna mush it over the top mush mush mush. I'm gonna give this one to Brandon I don't know why I think Brandon would like this No, I know but in particular making this one because I make Brandon like birthday treats one year Brandon for whatever reason He's how do you know Brandon? Tell us how Brandon holder you 27 He's not saying nice disgusting 27. Okay, and as a guy in his 20s He still loves cinnamon toast crunch. I discovered that

Cinnamon toast crunch is good when we were finishing up a RVD RVB DVD one year How could someone not like cinnamon toast? Well, I made him rice crispy treats But I made them with cinnamon toast crunch instead of rice crispy's and it was pretty damn ridiculous I have to admit so I'm making Brandon the smoreswolf That's the Brandon yeah, this is for Brandon. Oh, hey Brandon. Look at your pancake. Oh I gotta get closer. So yeah my hey, where's my klauri? Can Michael Aurey out here? Michael Aurey, come get this back cake. We had an intern before, his last name was Aurey. And so I started calling him Michael Aurey from Bad Boys.

And now we have a new intern, who's right here. Say hello. Over here. Brandon's best regards by the pancake that he's gonna get. Yeah, I'm not saying about that. That's him. That's why he's just an intern. Ever gets to know his boyfriend. But now I'm determined to call him Michael Aurey I don't know why we didn't realize that till that's the

that's the that's the that's the nickname for the position? Yeah, new interm position. Alan, you are waffle. Oh, pan-panic! We need a counter of that. I'm sure I'm sure we'll end up with that here pretty soon. You know, you could shove one of those in your mouth, the whole thing. Oh, no, I could shove one in your mouth. Try that. I'm trying to get you to mouth. I'm trying to get this in your mouth. Get in your mouth. Ready? Yeah. It's really hot. Oh, go get it. Let me go get it. That was too low.

Hit the mic. Sorry for those of you listening to the audio podcast. The sound was a pancake hitting. You have to mic. Ready? Yeah. Oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Damn, that's awesome. That went for four, just because it was stick. I thought. I had to stop Gavin from throwing a balloon into that pan. Oh, yeah. I wanted to see what would happen. No, no, no. Let us finish making the pancakes first. It'll pop.

But then there's a classical melt onto the grill. We can. Whoa. Yeah, that's when you get this pancake mix it like swells up unless you. I mean waffle mix. No, I don't. You actually had me there for a second though. So have you had a chance to play into the Mass Effect 3 DLC. I know we've kind of talked around about it You have asked me to and I went to go get it and play it last night But when I went to go do that I found out that I don't have the discs. Oh, that was kind of disappointing for me And so no, but why don't we just talk about it because I can ask you questions about it They came out a while ago, so there's two of them that I've played

It's just how it's gonna get spoilerish before you start this conversation. Yes, but they're old DLCs from like August and October, I think. So people should have played them. I'm not worried about it. Leviathan and Omega. As you know, Omega was more recent. Omega was in November or December. But anyway.

So Omega, you help retake Omega with Arya. She recruits you and you go in, you have to take it back from Cerberus. So it's very... Arya is the... Remember she used to always hang out at the nightclub? I'm so out of this now. What are the names of the...

Sorry. Sorry, thank you. She was the... Sorry, who ran Omega. So you have to help her go back and you storm it. It's very like combat heavy, you have to throw Cerber servers out. That was, it was an okay DLC. But Leviathan was more interesting to me because it addressed some key questions we had always had about the reapers. So in Leviathan, you actually meet one of the aliens that the reapers look is based on. So it's one of the species

that they archived. It's the species that created the reapers in is based on. So it's one of the species that they archived. It's the species that created the reapers in the first place. Oh, wow, that would make sense. Yeah. So they're like giant underwater creatures that look like squid. And they were. Actually, we started from people listening to the podcasts

that didn't listen to the Mass Effect spoiler cast. We actually liked the ending of Mass Effect. Yeah, I'm totally fine with it from Mass Effect. A couple weirdos apparently out there. We like it. And so yeah, these are the creatures that made the reapers initially to help them catalog catalog organic life. And then the reapers eventually became sendient on their own and decided to come and log them was to.

Can I wipe them out every now and then so that they wouldn't kill each other? Oh, I see that makes sense. So they they just harvest them and then collect them. And so the original species was essentially, they were just going to catalog all the species in the universe, but then the reapers made the decision to catalog them as well and archive them, archive them essentially. So that's why the reapers looked the way they do, which is what we always wondered from the very beginning, because they always said, especially in Mass Effect 2, when they said they were making a human reaper, we were like, where the fuck are they doing that? That came out of nowhere at the end of Mass Effect 2, it's like, oh, they're making a human reaper, we're like, where the fuck are they doing that? That came out of nowhere at the NMS Effect 2, it's like, oh, they're making a human reaper.

It's like, what the, what does that mean? And it made sense way later in context, but I don't know why everyone kind of took that in stride. Right, that was a much bigger deal to me than the Mass Effect 3 ending. What would that human reaper would have, what would it have gone on to do? Reap? What they do is they take like the collectors were taking all a bunch of humans collecting them up and they basically archive the top species and then turn them into reapers so they live from one iteration of this like

build the Microsoft destroy the or build a galaxy up destroy the galaxy you know and that's how the reapers then become like this archive of but but that being said you never see a different kind of Reapers. It's just those. Yeah, I mean, I guess there may be out there in space somewhere Like this process of where they go and they come back Why don't they just hang out until people discover fashion like travel and they're like, oh, what are these things? Oh shit, they killed me and I'm dead. You know, no, it's like exploring an MMO Like you get to you unlock a new zone you get there, you're instantly dead.

It has a skull over it. Oh shit. But have you read that phenomenon of like where you're watching something and there's literally something that does not make sense that happens in it and everyone else just seems to be taking it and stride? I, I think plot is the least important thing. And a big thing. And a big thing. Like when I watch something, like a movie. Yeah.

It's as if it was other things with plot. If there's pretty giant plot holes, I can easily look over that. I'm way more impressed by visuals and how gripped I am. But if there's like a situation where it's like, why would that happen? I just breathe up, go over it. Avatar. A lot of people knocked it because the plot was pretty unoriginal, but visually it was beautiful. So what do you think of that movie? I like Avatar too to have a chart too I don't agree with what Gavin saying

but I like that I just want to I just want to let a plot hole ruin a movie for me yeah well there's people well I mean a lot of people you say would ruin the movie but there's a lot of people who picking a part of movies the way that they enjoy it for example inception right yeah can't see his kids. He can't, he's not allowed back into the US. Right. He's a criminal. And on the flight to the US, that's where he has to complete the thing. Otherwise, he'll just get arrested as soon as he lands. Right. To see his kids. Why didn't just me his kids somewhere else? Because that, well, that's one of the things that makes it kind of odd is that there's rules that don't

make sense at that level because spoiler, if you have not seen Inception, you're not supposed to know if that's a dream world or the real world. So there's theoretically should be some things that are a little inconsistent but based on something like the fact that he can't see his kids. So I can't get any of that ending as ambiguous as to whether or not he's actually dreaming at that point. Yeah. I can give you at that point. Yeah. I can give you a good example of this.

So this is leading to another story, too, because it's my ex-wife, Jordan, which I had a really weird thing happen on Facebook and another thing where I posted a picture of my girlfriend. And I guess somebody didn't know I was divorced. And like, just like freaked out on that. But that's something that you know. No, no, just a Miranda person. Yeah, it's just like, anyway, but, um, and it was actually

a couple people because they just, it's weird the way information proliferates. But, um, Jordan, my ex now, at the time we were married and we went to go see from dusk till dawn. It's got so long ago, we might have been dating at the time. But, um, it was, for those of you don't know who dusk till Dawn, it starts off for the first 45 minutes of being like a gangster kind of dark Quentin Tarantino movie, they go to a bar where there's vampires in the bar, the sunsets and outcome of vampires. Jordan had no clue. Everyone else knew they were going to see a vampire movie.

He didn't know the fucking idea. So the sunsets, Selma Hayek comes out, bites the guy's neck and everything goes crazy and they're fighting vampires for like 20 minutes. And she's like, when the fuck is somebody going to mention the fact that this is not going to believe this movie has completely changed. You had no idea to know what she was going into see it all. That happened to me recently. What was it?

I'm probably going to get a little shit for this, but I had never seen Boogie Knights. And I didn't know what it was about. I had assumed it was something similar to Saturday Night Fever or something of the sort, where they were dancing a lot. And I don't know if you guys have seen Boogie Knight, but it's all about like drugs and porn and all this stuff. So I'm just watching this movie. I was in San Diego and I was watching it. And I'm just like, so when do they start dancing?

This is getting really weird. This is a really graphic, yeah Yeah. 16 for a dance movie. So I was disappointed, but I still enjoyed that. That's a great movie. I love that scene with the firecrackers. Yeah. Where they're gonna they're gonna rob the drug dealer. Yeah, that's that's such a 10 scene. And it's too bad because Paul Thomas Anderson, we went you and I went and saw the master the master same director. Yeah. And so what did you like better? The master Boogie Knudts. Boogie Knudts. Yeah. I did not really enjoy the master, same director. And so what did you like better, the master, or boogie knives?

Boogie knives. Yeah. I did not really enjoy the master, to be honest. No, it was hard. You never connect to anybody in that movie. Well, I think you do connect with people in that movie, but only because you spend so much goddamn screen time with two people.

It's like sitting next to someone on a really long flight and trying to avoid talking to them, but then you're like, oh, you know a bit of fucking life story. One of the worst things is when, but then you're like, oh, you know a bit of fucking life story. One of the worst things is when, because sometimes you have a good film, a sequel will come out and it'll be tossed to be loaded rubbish,

but usually it's like slightly different crew, maybe a different person wrote it. Yeah, I hate when the same people make a shit sequel. Well, I like rush hour, I'm rush hour two, I thought they were decent movies. And then Brett Ratner, the same guy, makes rush hour three. Which one was three?

The shit one in Paris. Oh, right, okay. Just really bad and just crap. Taken and taken two. Taken two is awful. I think it's written by the same dude. And it actually makes Taken one worse. Someone pranked?

Hey Shane, you want a white chocolate macadamia? No, I'm gonna grab it. You even want the white chocolate one? There you go, that's where Alan. Oh yeah. Alan, can you eat that? Alan's our biz dev guy and he eats a paleo, don't you eat paleo? Which is, yeah, you can eat it like that. You know what paleo is?

Paleo diet? It's like the caveman diet. caveman diet, you only eat what like you can kill or pick up off the ground basically. Nothing processed. You kill that? I got this off a pancake tree. In the show. You know, a pancake tree. In the throw.

You know, a pancake throw. I still want to know if someone knows what the fuck a throw is or the origin of throw tweeted at us and we'll ask it. Or eat it. I guess that's a surprisingly good reply. Because it's good at catching. He was telling me the story about the Jose Cruz ball

because I was getting caught up on some podcast stories. I need to get told about. I got another Jose Cruz ball back there now by the way Yeah, but he was telling the story about how he caught the Jose Cruz through him I knew who Jose Cruz grown up as well and he threw him the ball in practice and got caught it and kept it for like a couple years The most amazing part of that story to me was the fact that someone threw him a baseball and he caught it Like I had to ask him. You know, he definitely caught the ball. You know, I played little league I played baseball from the time I was like six I think to the time I was like 16 what happened

yeah is that the only sport you ever played yeah I got to play like basketball or soccer with friends but that doesn't count we got pretty good around here playing basketball because we had a basketball goal up back we have okay I mean it wasn't like him and Jack playing tennis. That was miserable. Well, we had to eventually start playing a modified version of basketball here at the office because one time after a thunderstorm, the goal fell over and the backboard broke off. So we just had the stand with the hoop up in the air. So we had to play with no backboard. It was really difficult. Yeah, that's the first time I think I visited this office is when you guys had the basketball hoop up and I played against Jeff and Joel I want to say

I was kicking their ass so Just gonna say it bring it on. Did you play? Yeah, I used to play that I played basketball for six years man Lindsay posted a photo of herself. I forget where she posted it real fast. Sorry the word strobe is the past tense of the English verb Shrive which means to obtain absolution for one's sins. Confess. So it is related to length, I guess, or fat Tuesday. There you go. Yeah.

Yeah. So you said Lindsey posted a photo? Lindsey posted a photo of herself in high school, where she was playing a... Face off. Shuffle. Girl's play shuffle. In America. Typically. Typically. Yeah. I'm not sexist. where she was playing a shuffle girl's play stuff. Oh typically Sorry, yeah, I'm not sexist. That's just the way shit is dude

Me but in this photo, she's like she's hitting the ball with the bat and her fucking arm. She's like got good guns Yeah, it was pretty impressive man She even she even commented because this is back when I had, what did you say, Lindsey? Like, by steps like an arm wrestler or something like that, or a bare wrestler. A tank. I'm totally guessing that, by the way. I don't think she said that at all.

Arms like Sammy Sosa. Arms like Sammy Sosa, who, not many people know, wrestled bears, apparently. So. Most famous bare wrestler of the man. Let me read this here. When I remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by audible.com, the Internet's leading provider of audiobooks with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types

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I just need people to show me pilots. You show me the pilot for breaking bad. I love that show. Bernie showed me Game of Thrones. I need to have someone shove a TV show in my face. I always don't think I'll ever get around to it. I'm going to do that with a show that I finally started watching after so many people recommended, and that's Archer.

And I must have watched like six episodes of The Anime Show. The animated show. It's just so fast. The dialogue in it is so fast and just so ridiculous that you'd love it. You know, I've always loved dysfunctional characters just talking over the top of each other, and that's basically what that is. Do you like always sunny? Yeah, it's why I like Joel. That's like the podcast a little bit. Yeah, always sunny is back.

Have you hold actually hold that thought I want to look up something really quick because we were talking about mass effect I want to see if audible has yeah, they have the mass effect books and then let me see here too They're all the halo ones as well. Yeah, I'm looking at the Halo books right now. So it's always interesting to go and look at the expanded universe, essentially, some of these games that you play. And Halo in particular, especially if you were kind of wanting to catch up on some of the stuff that took place in Halo 4, it wasn't exactly clear to you story wise, the books are great, like read cryptum.

So when I was at the dice summit last week, It wasn't exactly clear to you story wise. The books are great like read cryptum. So when I was at the dice summit last week, I sat in on a talk given by Franco Conner and Kiki Wolfkill. Yeah. Great, great name. And they talk racist cars too. Does she? Yeah, that's so hot. They talked about that about building the expanded universe and how you have to weave this narrative that pays off for people well versed in the entire universe, but that still makes sense for people who don't read the books or all this additional stuff.

So when you play the game, if you've never read the books, you'd have to explain to the direct actors, but if you've read the books, like you re-learned with the direct actors, and now you have to identify this as a character. And the librarian too? Yeah, that's huge. And is the first one crypto is that the first of the I don't I don't know for a series I think so the carantravis books I think that was Greg there okay the great but it's yeah definitely read it also I'd recommend to you for people who have not yet done this if you watch the terminal videos that are in Halo 4 they're amazing amazing. Have you watched them yet? Yeah. Yeah, they're great.

I mean, that really puts the whole story of Halo 4 in context. All of the side stuff in Halo games are great. I love the tumble stuff. Halo 3 tumble is what I thought were really good too. Like the Easter eggs in Spartan ops. Those are my cherry. Yeah, great. The terminals in Halo Interversary Edition were also pretty revealing.

Yeah, they were really good ahead of a hit you see that they played Jeff's Easter egg on the how it's done sure that's pretty awesome right it was really was really must have had like a meltdown that's a life go for yeah yeah because he loves how it's on he's on the stern show saying Bob a boo you know and so he's actually uh I guess it was Allison's troll at three four three when I was writing him she I hope it's okay to say this, he should go, she goes, I'm not going to say what's right, I just want to blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, That's cool. You know, that's actually the second time that Howard Stern has mentioned us. Because of the I like me T-shirt.

The I like me T-shirt, yep. One of the guys was wearing it and came in and Howard Stern said that was the funniest fucking shirt he'd ever seen. I should have said it in one. The best, well the problem is, I don't get too much into this, but the guy that had the shirt on is known for just being super inarticulate.

His name is JD. And. Who is JD, those were. Yeah, he's wearing it. And he came in and Howard said, what is your sources says i like me on it i was listening to a second oh my god and he says where did you get that and i was like to fucking say the name of our show on how it's turned and sure enough is the most art in articulate guy on their he basically just

goes uh... it's uh... out the second i don't know if i can't have to go to the internet thing It's like, I don't know, it's like, it's like an internet thing. It was such a let down man. That's great. JD impression as well, exactly how he told us. Well, I listen to the show, I'm a big fan of the show. Yeah, it was a really cool moment to have that. So I mentioned that, you know, I saw Kiki and Frank at dice, which is in Las Vegas.

So when I went there last week, I went with Barbara and Alan, and it was Barbara's first time ever going to Las Vegas. Sure was. It was overwhelming. Yeah, I don't think you understood. I told you how crazy it is that you land, and the airport is right next to the strip. Yeah. You land next to all of the crazy casinos and buildings. Yeah, and it's like less than a five minute cab ride. Well, that's the way it is for the hard rock.

Isn't that where you guys stayed? No, we stayed down the road. Okay. Well, the weird thing about Vegas is it takes 20 minutes to go to your hotel, but it only takes two minutes to go from your hotel to the airport. You ever notice that? Yeah.

Like the cab ride is so different. I think it's anticipation on your part. You're like, oh, they go a totally different way when they're going to the hotel. Allons over, they're nodding. And now the take back way. Yeah, they take you on the back way. But then when you go, you can look at some Google maps.

When you go, you just go down the strip, take a left, and you're at the airport. I think the problem is a lot of times the strip has bad traffic. When we landed, actually, this is the first time I've ever been to Vegas, where when we landed, going from the airport to our hotel, they drove right down the strip.

There's also nobody in the taxi line at the airport. Yeah, that would definitely be the time. But we landed on a Tuesday at like 3 p.m. So it's not like a prime time. But I had never experienced anything like Vegas where everybody, it's just like a giant tourist attraction. Everywhere you go, everyone's happy and on vacation and most people are happy.

Most people are happy. Some people on conceding are not so happy. If you have a bad time at Vegas, you're having a bad time. Yeah, I mean that's great. I had a great time. and most people are happy. Most people are happy. Some people on conceding are not so happy. If you have a bad time in Vegas, you're having a bad time. I had a great time in Vegas. We taught Barbara how to play crafts, and she was at the table all fucking night.

Yeah. I was like, I was like, exhaust. I was like, I'm going to bed, Barbara. I cast a step in and we're like, all right, I'm going to keep playing. At one point, me and Gus were playing, and he was the shooter. And I was up I think 500 bucks and

I was like Gus I've never said this to you before but I love you. Yeah yeah you you had a you had a really great run there. Yeah so did you end on Vega. Thanks. I uh so I won a lot of money and then I lost some and then I won some and then I lost them again and I ended the trip by breaking even. So what I hear that's actually very good for your first trip in Vegas. Yeah, I would because I went in expecting. You got all that entertainment and fun and it didn't cross me. I did. And there was a guy at one of the craft tables we were at. There always is. Who I think not just saying is to be narcissistic. I think he wasn't loved with me. Yeah, that guy, that guy would not stop like looking at you and talking to you.

Yeah, we called, called him perm guy That's me not a sister. He was in love with it. I one point Gus is like Barbara and that guy Who's before we dubbed him perm guy? I was calling that guy. So what was it? What why didn't it work out for you to the opposite ends of the table? Yeah, he was playing the pass line You know, not a Twitter followers the table. Yeah, he played the pass line. You play the Twitter followers. He was so sick of this. He was one of those typical Vegas guys who you could tell was just a huge douchebag. Also, he was smoking which you guys in so much do for a living.

Did you? Right now? No, I didn't know. See, I never get attention like that unless it's from dudes. Do you ever get attention from guys? What do you mean? Yeah, guys, they're get attention like that, unless it's from dudes. Do you ever get that? Do you ever get attention from guys? What do you mean? Yeah, but I think you guys don't attract you. Gavin, just look at our female fan base. They're all in love with you. Come on.

Yeah, I don't meet any of these people. Well, you're going to pick it. People are hit on me. A dude. I was on set once. We were on a cooking show. And it was like a three-month shoot. We would, this guy was cooking all these recipes

and doing the talking. But I only had to do the slow motion So I was in there for two days and the camera was in the front of him while he was like flipping pancakes and stuff like this You have a fixed mic, they're gonna fix Gavin's mic. I will continue the story We have a little whiteboard with off screen and they're yelling at Gavin via the whiteboard right now Point of Michael your face. Thanks. So the camera is looking at him and I'm attached to the camera with a cable looking at what the camera sees But I'm off to the side and so I'm like focusing the camera and then seeing if the shots are right then he's flipping the pancake But in between all the takes he was always looking to the side on the screen. I was like what is he?

Look at oh, he's looking at me So I can you know I could see what the camera was seeing because I guess you didn't know what I was doing. And I could just see him whenever we were between takes he was staring at me and then it launched the director came over and said that this TV chef, he's got a real thing for you, he's a big fan. A big fan. And apparently the chef, the chef, he's probably like 50, he goes up to the director and goes, who is that young man? He's beautiful Wow, and then it all made sense because in between takes as well He would like cook me up these little nibbles and stuff

What do you think of this one? I'd be like well, it's great. I was just walking I didn't realize it was flirty until it was too late Yeah, I'm like, he was always like, he was doing the about it. He was like, you're like gone home, you're like, oh shit. Yeah, I'm going to turn this guy back to my champ. So he was already in love with me at this point, and I could see that he was staring at me, so it was pretty obvious at that point. Anyway, so I'm only there for two days,

but the whole shoot is three months long. Why? What the hell kind of shoot was three months long? It didn't, I think it was a ton of episodes where he was. Oh, I see. And then shoot all around the world, like he was in the cooking feature. Yeah, there was actually time-slice on this cooking show.

Like he would flip a pancake, it would rush around him and bullet time and then our slow-mo camera would pick him up. That's not true. It was pretty high-budget quick-inshape. Anyway, so this was this guy's first time being on TV. He's known among all the TV chefs as one of the best cooks, but he's kind of nervous in front of the camera. So this is after I left, because I lived there two days. So Gissar? He was doing all these recipes, but apparently, they couldn't get him to look up at the camera enough, because he was what he would always talk and look down

and we needed to look into the lens. You should have been standing by the camera who had looked up all the time. So the producer went online and went onto my Facebook and printed out my profile picture and taped it to the matte box on the top of the camera to get him to look to the thing which I thought was a pretty funny story. It's pretty ridiculous dude you were used. Did you

get extra salary for that? And about six or seven months later this is probably Christmas time. Someone got my mum his cookbook which has just come out. That's pretty weird. You're like, that's the dude I banged on set. In the front page of the book, he's got all his thanks and stuff. It's like thanks to the light and guy Billy. And these were all people who have been on set with him for three months. It's like an experience for them. And he lists all these names. And at the end it just says, and Gavin.

That's what I'm in, Gavin. I got my rock. Did he butter your muffin? He buttered all of my money. So do you find that a lot of thanks Lindsay? Uh, gay guys are attracted to you. Yeah, it's always on set. There's a lot of bullshit. That was bullshit. That's you projecting Yeah, that's totally you projecting That's not the straight guys you all the time. We're like, oh, it's a gay guy. He must be in love with me There was once a gay medic on set and he was you know doing Once again, didn't know his flow and I'd confused. And then he started testing out all his ambulance equipment on me.

He was like, hey, look, lean on this thing and he was like, you're strapping me to the emergency stretch and stuff like that. He's on this mask, my deep... Yeah. Let me practice CPR on you. Yes, with. I get a lot of due attention.

So what's he practicing on you with ambulance equipment? I don't know. We're just... You don't know. Didn't bother to ask. ask. He's gonna do a medical procedure on me What I went to my doctor. I went from I had to go and get cable like a cable I need was I come over here and a little something I'm strapped to a Stretcher that's being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance I was like, what might do it? How do I get into this? I'm gonna ask the same thing. You can't even tell us how you got into this situation.

Yeah, I don't know. I just agreed to stuff. It's weird. I just agreed to stuff. It's weird. I think I'm the next girlfriend who said that. I have a friend. I have a friend who watches all of like Ruchistoff podcasts and everything. And she goes, man, Gavin must get a lot of action in the states. And I'm like, yeah, he doesn't really hit on anyone. He doesn't really go out. He's kind of shy.

They're like no way. Just like yeah he doesn't want to you know go out and ask a girl out unless he's full of beds. It goes a scary. That's terrifying. Well we have established Gavin's MO which is highest possible results with the least amount of effort put forward. It's a lot of you have to wait up. I've spread sheets of mine. How's Wednesday looking for you? That's really, really bad. Gus, that's really, that's really something's wrong with that. So like, would you update this weekly or would you?

No, daily. Like nightly, like, would you wait till the next day to update? No. After she's asleep, you'd be like, what? Gus, can I ask you a question? How detailed was an event? was it a check box? No, no, it was just it was just like a Binary one or zero. Yes for no. That's it. Yeah, so can I see this one? Inertion or not? Right. Does that qualify like is there like a thing where it's like a level that you're not

You're not counting in a sex Cuz no let me tell you she counted every time that it didn't matter what level you hit at It's it's either happening or it's not I don't know. I think it's pretty clear So you think for a girl keeping the same spreadsheet that like a blowy would be a one Oh, yeah, you mark the spreadsheet if you spread your cheeks So I'll clap so you'd wait till the next day and you'd update like where would you update a work? Whenever so my phone I kept it like I said on a memo. I'm a little worried. Yeah, why do you do that? Like do you consider a son of a phone there was I deleted I only did it for 2012

You deleted only for 2012. Yeah, cuz I was like I went in one year worth of data. You should do it again for 20 I did because I win it one year worth of data. You should do it again for 20 You didn't delete it. You didn't delete it. I did because I want to make sure And it's one you recording this on you're recording on like notepad yeah bullshit is bullshit because that's not you Wouldn't be able to process that data that's not good enough for copy Well, you can copy and paste it the copy and paste it into Excel using a space to limit her Oh Are you proud of this? into Excel using a space to limit her. Oh, it's a little bit now. Are you proud of this?

Are you really working now? Absolutely. You're the one calling me a liar. The fuck is the way that? No, I'm calling you weird. I'm not calling you a liar. I'm calling you bad. So when you're disappointed,

if you, if, if when's that was coming up and you're like, and it didn't happen, were you like? It's all about ability. Yeah, I know. I want someone. No, I'm still. It is more of a wall camera. I want to see what that's good. That's good or not It's a pancake goddammit. You know the

I hope there's a drinking game going on between the watchers right now every time you say waffle instead of pancake. Oh my god I hope so too because everyone's drunk by now So if we have any other funny stories from Vegas, we went to that sushi soma place and had the most delicious Kobe beef I think so well even before we get to to that, we went to this new steakhouse. It's like right next to the area. It's called Shi, it's run by the people who do Morton's steakhouse. And so they sell steaks, but they also have

like a runway platform through the middle of the restaurant. And they have girls come up in costumes and like model and dance. They dance for about 30 minutes each. They like go off stage, change and another girl comes on and like models and dances. It's like. They stare at you too. Yeah, yeah, they really like. If they catch your eye and you're looking at them.

They will like stay on the side. They will. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. They will like stay on the side. It was really weird. That is kind of strange. Meat, steak, and women. It went well.

It did? Yeah. I think at one point, Alan said, like, this is very appetizing meat, and this is very appetizing meat. Take it easy. You're gonna come down. You're gonna come down.

You're gonna need to go tell people to head through. That's what the fuck is. I said it. Everybody take it easy. How many children have they followed? I would do a cool bar that was at Seasers, I think. And it was a bar where they had shadow dancers. You saw that place, didn't you?

When I was in Vegas, I felt like two or three weeks. Because we went for New Year's and Gavin I went with Dan from Slow Mo Guys. Dan Gushy. Did we tell the story about how Dan can't order food? Yeah, yeah. Good fucking idiot. Very lovable idiot. I refused to take the money, too.

I returned the money. Dan, if Gavin did not give you back the money for those drinks, he took it. How am I going to give him the $6,000 money? Truth comes out. Truth comes out. You can mail it to him. Transfer money.

PayPal. PayPal. I'm writing a bad word. Is that good? Does it taste like it's more? It just tastes like graham cracker. comes out, she comes out, you can mail to them. Yeah, transfer paypal. Paypal. Very good. Is that good? Does it taste like it's more? It just tastes like graham cracker and... Nope, it tastes like a waffle with... He finds.

Or a waffle. Thank you. It's not waffle, dude. You find you just find money in paypal. Sometimes. My finding money is always great. It's like free money. Any money that you've forgotten about and then find again.

It's bonus money. Well it's always got you. Lots of times it's from like returns. Like you buy something with PayPal. You return it. You forget. And like the money's just sitting there with PayPal. I'm like, oh, yeah, let's try it out.

I've got like 20 bucks here. It's always a good feeling. I don't have a personal PayPal account. One time when I was a kid, I must have been like, I must have been like 10 years old I found a $20 bill at the grocery store. I thought I was like the greatest moment in like a 10-year-old five. I got so much money. It's like I can never spend all this. When the PS3 came out I couldn't afford one and a way probably a year and I tried to buy one used on eBay and I bet it on one successfully for 145 pounds.

And I went to pay for it with PayPal, and I had 146 pounds just sat in that account. I didn't know that. That's a perfect. It was free. That's like the time to say. That's something I love about being a Canadian, is that every winter when you put on your winter jacket

for the first time, you always find cash in there. There's always like a $20 bill from something you left over. Oh, you're gonna do it. You're gonna do it? No! Don't you agree with me? Don't want me it. You're gonna do it? No, don't. You're gonna do it. Don't want me on the other room shouting, no.

I got it. Do we not, all right, we want to see what happens, right? No, we know it'll happen. But I want to see it. It's the first Lomo guys episode. That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Oh shit, I was going to say a bunch of you finally

started tweeting that they're going to announce information about their next game, Destiny. They're not even ARG going to listen. Yeah, it's just started and they're going to announce. They're going to make full information, or they're going to make some information their next game destiny. Don't they have an ARG going on something? Yeah, it's just started and they're going to make full information, or they're going to make some information about the game available on the 17th. I was very cool seeing all the screenshots from ODST where they there's a screen. Destiny awaits. Destiny awaits. So that's coming up on the 17th and supposedly Sony's going to have some kind of announcement

on the 20th. Speculation is that it'll be like a PS4 announcement. It's pretty poorly kept secret, isn't it't it because unless it's like something totally different. They announced the PS3 on that same date Like the exact same date and it's like there's other Like coincidence is along with that too coincidence the similarities between that so But yeah, I don't know I am the thing that looking forward to next generation the only thing that I'm upset about is the fact that the Wii U is actually a good platform, and I think people are just going to miss it completely, because it's got doesn't have enough good games on it, and it's probably not going to. How much do you weigh you? At least like 320 for the big unit, and then like 299 for the one that's only four gigs. I have no freaking clue what you would what you'd

store on it at all. I don't have any idea. Well you can they have like a you can buy games online through like a virtual store right? Like download games on demand. Oh yeah yeah is that what it is? That's probably. But then you could probably just I mean it doesn't really come down to a color you want in your house then you buy that one and get it upgraded for the memory unit. The different colors don't come in different sizes. No the black is the better one the white is the cheaper one. That's really dope. And I know because I have the white one.

That's racist. Because I have the white one. I feel bad talking about this. Because it was just the one that was available before Christmas. That particular day that I went to look at it. I bought it because I thought for sure it was hard where it was going to be out of stock. But man, that thing doesn't seem to be selling very well. That thing is on shelves everywhere.

Do they all look alike? The wheat. That's my job. I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing. Yes. The white one's all look alike. Hey, there's Joe.

Oh yeah, it's Joe's retirement. So Joe is going to retire next week and you'll see that we gave him a gold. That is creepy creepy that is unbelievably creepy Joe is not here he's superimposed I don't know why we had to ruin that illusion immediately Joe is sleeping on his bed over there and so the tech team is just superimposed him and that works really fucking well and the fact that he's in the same room means he responds to noise we make when we slam stuff like Joe is officially being retired next week

uh... he's gonna come and live with me in my new house he's wearing a little you gave him his uh... his uh... his retirement president a little early yeah well he's supposed to go watch your tire but Joe's got a bling like gold collar if we cut back to the wide We're Joe is so I'm going to say that Oh, I think they believed out because that was flipping pancakes and getting close. Yeah, yeah

Let's do the job Nope, I guess we're not gonna do it We blew it. It was expensive every second So we spent a lot budget now So I was just looking on Twitter at what people were asking about, and somebody asked me about a story apparently that I told a long time ago, but didn't finish, which was Matt, who was on the podcast. Like four weeks ago? Two weeks ago?

Two weeks ago? Two months ago? Yeah, podcast, a hundred. Matt, when we were in college, one time, made the stupidest claim, and he is stuck with it to this day, is that he says that red cotton shirts are softer than all of their kinds of shirts because it's just red cotton is softer and he believes that firmly believes that like red cotton is red come from the fuck now oh my god

sorry you know for those of you watching the audio podcast I just superimposed Joe on the video much bigger triple the size he was before. That's why he's got a retired cat. He's cat astrophobic. They were also pretty happy right there. But you can see Joe's, Joe's,

I keep going, Joe. Joe's a bling collar. He's Joe from Waffles. All right. Hey, Alan, how is that macadamie and that pancake? All right, I'm gonna make another one. Awesome, all right. So, every color has to come from somewhere, right?

It's die. Get the head, where did they get it? Do you mean what do you mean? It's like hey, so it's red dye come from no, yeah Well, you're asking what colors come from now, okay, so there's cave dudes all around Go ahead man and women Someone's like I want a red cup Probably a cave woman. Let's be honest because the guy wouldn't care what color it comes yeah yeah but where did they get it when that was the first red why you assume they have a red cup for sure yeah yeah that's where it

comes from right so that's it that's the whole answer there's no other answer they just grinded up the things to a red So I want to say, you know, red food coloring, and Craig, if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure it's red. The only way, like red food coloring is a very difficult color to make and make it edible. And I want to say the only source for red food dye is like this one specific beetle that from South America,

that they have to like grind up and extract the red color from it. Oh, delicious. It's edible and it's the only thing that It's a blood red. I mean yeah, I think you can what they do is create Single blood It's great shingles off of crushes like oh, that's just guys dry is kind of brown there what blood's brown when it's dry I guess Is the food coloring wet? I mean isn't that the whole point of it?

What is red velvet and why is red velvet in everything now? It's just red chocolate, right? Chocolate that's dyed red? Yes, right. It's chocolate, isn't it? Yeah. And they just act like it's not like it's something that's red, red flavored. What is that? I think it's just red chocolate cake. It seems like every couple of years they invent something that I've that you've never seen before but then it's everywhere all of a sudden. Like Red Velvet. I'm sure Red Velvet existed before but it's like no it's even fucking everything. Tollopia?

That was gonna say, it's not real. I don't even eat fish. There's Red Velvet Tollopia. Yes, you never had it? It's delicious. No, what's up? Hey Joe, I can't really hold them. I'm gonna get them off. You're careful with the griddle.

Bring them over here. Put them over the top of the pancake. Oh, how have you got it? Oh, I ordered a party hat for next week. So next week is going to be Joe's retirement party. We were going to do it this week, but Tune in next week and we're going to have a retirement banner. We're going to be sent off for Joe. No, we're not doing this week. No, we're going to- Because I'm already raw and pancakes. Show Tuesday. Yeah, we now, apparently we now have theme podcasts. And this was too many.

Yeah, Tara texted me last night. She's like, oh my god, I forgot the tomorrow's fat Tuesday. Can I decorate the podcast set? I was like, I sure go for it. We should also, if you missed it before, point out that it's also Brandon's birthday today. So happy birthday to Brandon, who works very hard

on the podcast, taking credit for all the work that everyone has done. He said the pancakes were awful. Awesome. And there's a smile on his head, I'll make it one of these white chocolate macadamia ones now. Did you already get one? Not gonna lie, this was delicious.

I feel a little sick after finishing this. You feel a little sick? Well, somebody got upset because they noticed that I kind of like ate one of the chips or, you know, whatever. Was there any more of the story that just like Matt thinks that red cotton is softer? Oh, no, he's a jackat. He's a fucking idiot.

I mean, I don't know why he thinks that. And he sticks to it. Although it was going to, what he's not brought it up was something he said that I always disagreed with was actually proven true to me this month, which is, I know basically split half my time between Los Angeles and Austin. So that's why I've been going on from the podcast the last couple weeks. I've actually been out. The big things we're working on talking to TV networks about putting immersion season

two on TV. I'm curious to know what people think about that if that's a good idea or not. There's been a lot of interest in it. Anyway, there's a lot of developments out there. A lot of things we're working on. There'll be more news about that later. But it's been spending a lot of time in LA cars and LA traffic as a result. And Matt has always said that LA traffic is not as bad as Austin traffic. And LA traffic is like notorious for being the worst in the world.

You know, there's miles and miles of car. And I always laugh at him about it, but guess what? He's absolutely right. LA traffic is better than Austin traffic. I got back to Austin fucking traffic. Well, there's fucking two highways in Austin that go north south. That's true. And in L.A. how many are there? Six. Well, that's also one thing. I'm scared, Joe. So, I now have a cat stand up because I'm pinned in but I'm just like a cat Yeah, in my lap. You guys like crazy. You go ginger pubes now Get to me regret having him here one last time. I'm gonna miss him. No, I thought I was and I had him in my lap

And now I realize I'm really how do you feel about Finch not going to? Same. Yeah, what happened to Finch? Oh Really? No Um, same? Yeah. What happened to Finch? Oh, really? No. Finch was a cat that I had, like, Jo's the exact opposite. Finch was a cat that I had that she would be nicer to everybody else, but me, she would not let me touch her. Just like every other woman. What?

So I cooked for her, and I looked at her off camera. Um, I'm not, I was recording Gavin being a woman. But I would, oh! I had such a good run going with these pancakes, and now I just wish to one. I wish to one. I did it. I've seen enough time.

Barber's insult was too skating. It was a real burn. What's that? That was a real burn. I wasn't listening to you. You have less Twitter followers than I do. I wasn't listening to you, less Twitter followers than I do. I wasn't listening at all. It jokes getting old.

I don't know, I guess. Actually, what were we talking about just now? I think so. So we brought Finch to the office. That was the first cat that we brought to the office. And for whatever reason, Finch took a... Do you remember who she loved? Nathan.

She fucking loved me. Wouldn't she just sit behind him? She would sit behind him on the check. He would have to sit on the very edge of his check looking like this every day. She would lay there behind him, like right behind his small, the small of his back, and she would just lay there for eight hours, and Nathan would be like,

all the way forward in his chair, and we kept saying, Nathan, do you want us to move the cat to go? No, it's okay, you know, it's fine. He gives Nathan so super quiet. That was in the beauty office. So when we moved to Congress, I guess we just determined, uh, Finch was not going to come with us. And so it's actually my ex-mother-in-law.

Is that the way it works? Mother-ex-in-law? That's the mother-in-law. Ex-mother-in-law? Yeah, she took- Mother-ex-in-law. She took Finch. Do you have to be married to have an in-law?

Yes. Yeah. But if you don't have to marry to be an outlaw. Oh. If you get that reaction, you're not it's not working. So no. So if your brother gets married, you have a sister-in-law. Oh. No. You don't have to be married. She would be your sister-in-law. Yeah. But her mother would be nothing. That wouldn't be your mother-in-law now. Yeah. And you would definitely be her brother-in-law. In brother in law. Yeah. Yeah. Why do we have these distinctions? Yeah, there's not anything. No, people always fucking defile. It's the relationship. People

need to defile. Did you ever have as a kid like, oh, this is Uncle Mug. Uncle Mug. Uncle Mug. Auntie Mug. But he's not actually your auntie. Yes. Yeah. Wait. Right. Well, my parents waited very long to have me. My parents had me when they were 45. They waited very long. Yeah, they did. What's that mean? Is that real sentence?

They waited very long? They were old. Waited a long time? Well, they waited a long time. They were waiting for red cups because they were cave people. They got their red cups at 45. My dad was 45. My mom was 38, when she had me. So I was always offset from generations in my family.

I had a aunt Sinda who was actually my cousin, but she was like 40 when I was 10. So it was all fucked up. So we called her aunt Sinda, but she was my cousin. It's weird when people have aunts and uncles who are like five, six years older than them. I have a couple like that. Yeah.

We're like almost the same age. Wait to me. Yeah, uncle's that way, yeah. I have an aunt who's like, you're the exact opposite though. Your parents were how old when they had you? 19. That's fucking crazy. Those are your parents?

Yeah. So I don't think about it sometimes. It's like, if I had a teenager right now. And you were the first kid. So you ruined their lives. Yeah. I'm actually going to scare the shoot. And you were the first kid. So you ruined their lives. Yeah. I'm actually going to scare the shit out of you here a little bit.

You're saying what would be like, if you had a teenager, I actually think you would be a good parent to a teenager because you would tell them to shut up constantly. Can you imagine Gavin with a five year old? That is fucking impossible to imagine. That isn't a kid with a five year old. I know. We would have such fun.

I have a little buddy. No, yeah, it'd be like Michael You never do stuff in my car You say it like you would put out food in a bowl like on the floor for buddy. Yeah, I would treat you like a pet Would you would you if you had a five-year-old would you treat you like a pet? Yeah, I'd probably hang out with it like an hour Day and then give it to someone that's not how you treat a pet I think Gavin would be a really good dad, actually. I think he would step it up. You don't worry about that.

He keeps trying to throw balloons on a grill. But the kid would love that. This thing must be off. This thing is not working. Something happened all of a sudden. He blew a fuse. Who is the unlucky student? He turned it off and on.

I don't know. I figured it out. It's don't know. Up here now. It's not a computer. It works sometimes. Maybe it's on a timer. Not bad. I would believe that it would work. Maybe there is a computer in that. Yeah, maybe you're right guys. Maybe it does have a timer.

Do you know anyone who has just really crap luck? I don't think so. I want to say yeah. Yeah. I know somebody is incredibly good luck. Yeah? You I know something's really incredibly good luck. Yeah, you. You. What?

You have incredibly good luck. What are you on about? Look at your life, you asshole. You have to get a work visa, so you just made a YouTube channel. You're a celebrity who. To be a celebrity. Not to take anything away. That what you do is not based on talent or skill or anything like that.

But you are one of the most fortunate people I know. All you have to do is fuck one TV chef and look where you are who that be a lesson to you shut out to Simon Hopkinson you don't get to foster one banana you totally called that you'd out because people are gonna find his book yeah my name is the book yeah they're gonna find it good cook good cook you're gonna write letters I'm gonna get them on the podcast. He's gonna watch the podcast. They're gonna find figures of him and put you and him in a little heart.

He's gonna be here Valentine. All right, so I knew a dude. I am pretty lucky. I'm appreciative of my life. I've had a good one. If I died tomorrow, I would have... Oh, Jesus. I've got a good one.

Jesus. I knew a dude. I don't know if you've ever had this, but when you're at school, like when everyone's young, there's only a few people who don't have parents. Like most people have both of their parents. It's normal kind of thing. There's this one guy who, I think when he was seven,

his dad died. He was like the kid with no dad. And it was kind of sad. Then made it worse. Did you guys call on that? The kid with no dad. It was just like everyone knew. It was like, you know, don't mention his dad and stuff.

Then, I think when he was 12, his sister died in a car crash. That's fucked up. When he's 15, his mom died of cancer. And just recently, probably when I was still at school with him, we were both, I was probably 18, he was 17 or something. His girlfriend got hit by a car and died. Wow.

He lost four people by the time he was 18. That is unlucky in the true sense. Like, that is unfouchable. Like, he was cursed. Like, what do you want to get close to anyone? Yeah, if he doesn't even bother to get close to anyone, he's like, whether or not he's just going to die anyway. He lost every member of his family and his girlfriend.

Yeah. That's tough. How do you do it? There was a couple of Montreal who, they went out to dinner and they were sitting outside at a patio and it was the night that he was going to propose to her and Somehow there was a piece of the building that was loose and it had fallen Down onto the patio and crushed the squirrel and killed her instantly and that was probably the most depressing

This sounds like an urban legend. This sounds like it's a final destination shit This was this is completely true. It happened, I want to say 2009, it doesn't mean that it's an urban legend. We're like, what would be the hook there? I don't know. It's just a piece of the sliding on the lead. You could still eat at that restaurant. Ooh, you know what I'm saying.

No, I mean, people don't really like to sit outside at that restaurant anymore. That's for sure. It's a pretty jay of mine. I actually have that in, this is like, what we once again have reached the death portion. It was only with you between you Listen, I didn't bring it up. He brought it up. He brought it up. But this is this is the same thing happen

I'll just to get up the topic. You don't think you're lucky. No, I do. I think I'm lucky. It's weird. But you're the luckiest person I know. How you how am I more lucky than you are? I don't know. I mean I just I watch I try. It takes ever to get to this shitty level of me. You're like, ah, whatever. This is my thing. This is mine. You don't turn on the lights to get dressed.

You get dressed in. Well, I get dressed in the dark too. Yeah, pitch black. He doesn't even know what he's wearing until he leaves. Yeah. I know, I like it. I keep all of my clothes in a line in the closet, so I just pick the next one down the line. Just, no one's arguing.

Just say no. You guys are nice for sure. I have to. I just have two closet so I just picked the next one down the line. No one's arguing. Just say you guys are nice for sure. I just have two piles. I just take the top two piles. I'm not that bad. I totally believe that. One pile will grow and I just wash that pile and then it's the new pile. It just works like that. Speaking of clothes, you have a new shirt on today.

X-ray and bad shirt. It's probably the weirdest origin of a shirt ever. This isn't even from a show. This is from an achievement guide where I asked Ray if everyone- anyone ever called him X ray. And when I was doing a mic check, I said, this is vav- Oh, I mean, yeah, I just messed up my name. And that's now a show.

A faux mic check and a dumb joke. So that artwork was done- That pretty much describes Rupert. Yeah, no joke and a failed mic check. The artwork was done by the pretty much describes Rupert. Yeah, don't joke and I failed my trick. The artwork was done by the same guy who did the Christmas poster. Patrick, yeah, Patrick. Yeah.

I think you also collaborated with Tom didn't Tom do some work on it as well? Yeah. And Tom worked together. And Tom did all the background, who was our junior designer. And the text. But I really want to wear that suit now.

I think I'm going to wear it. It's a Halloween costume. I mean, the Zik you dressed up as was a great costume in all, but I think this is better. That's the worst. This is like Captain Quebec. Yes, it is. Yeah. Only it's a British flag against that of a country.

I think next Halloween I'll dress up as Vav. I'm not sure what my- You guys should do that at RTX. Yeah. You can get a photo up. Oh, it's good. Yeah. It's good.

Where can we go to get like a custom superhero suit made? Well, a mass wife made, Captain Dynamic. I guess so, that's true. Yeah, we'll go with up an X-ray map. Oh, totally. She has skills. All right. I'm assuming people are going to cosplay as X-ray map for RTX.

I hope so. Maybe we'll give a price to the best. If you're listening and you're coming to RTX, do it. So on Twitter, just tell me we were competing with the state of the Union address. You know, the state of the Union address was also tonight. And say Union address is also competing with that Tuesday. That's tough one.

That's tough one. What the fuck are you looking up? Acknowledgments? Not that. I'm trusting. Oh, did someone send the acknowledgments picture already? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah'm trying to say that. Oh, did someone send their acknowled their Twitter handle? Yeah, we definitely acknowledge who acknowledged us. I don't get that.

You'll dog-edged you like acknowledgments. I'm going to try this pancake, I think. So this griddle does shut off, I guess, after so many years. So rebooting it work, huh? It did actually. It did work. Thanks, it was great. So today I had a funny thing where I went through,

and somebody made a good point to me. They just wrote on Twitter somebody watching the live stream. They pointed out that if an immersion goes to TV, it'll make it harder for people in Canada and the UK to watch it. I did not think about that aspect of it. Yeah, that's a piece of stuff. Because anything that's on the US, they block it in the UK. I struggle with that all the time.

Yeah, I can't even watch stuff that's on BBC now over here. BBC iPlay doesn't work at all. I think the networks that we're talking to in particular would be okay with a very strong web presence though too. Yeah. What if it was aired on the website like a week after? Well, I would see, yeah. Before their website.

Oh, they're website. Once we started doing it on this road, it's a whole different process. We always thought we'd earn chain like doing more formal productions in a traditional sense, more so with feature films and movies, because we have a bunch of those that we'd like to make too. But then I mean, Emergent was just one of those things that always seemed like such a perfect fit for TV. Emerging in particular. But don't't panic anybody. We're still looking into it It's anyway, it would take a while to get stuff done and the big thing for us is that we're not gonna sit on an idea Well, we wait for someone in TV to figure out if they want to put on or we'd rather just put it on ourselves if it comes under that So we got to look at it when you mentioned the BBC

I remember I remember when I was in Vegas. I know I normally don't watch cable and I but there was cable in my hotel room So I had it like on BBC America I remember when I was in Vegas, I normally don't watch cable, but there was cable in my hotel room. So I had it on BBC America, something. And they played a commercial for a TV show I'd never heard of. It's a Gordon Ramsay cooking show, but they take him to a prison, and he has to help improve a prison kitchen and teach prisoners how to cook food. He must have a record for this. Ramsay behind bars or something.

Oh my God, how many of these fucking shows do they have? So he's got Hell's Kitchen. He's got Kitchen Nightmares. He's Hotel Hell. Hotel Hell, I forgot about that one. Yeah, he's all over the guy. Have you seen Gordon Ramsey on Hell's Kitchen in the UK versus Hell's Kitchen in America?

I've seen Captain Ben Maris on the camera. I think that's what's about this before, I've seen it, I've seen it. I've seen it, I've seen it. I think I told you about this before, but the American audience, I guess they have the attention span of a lemon or something, but they fucking easy. Yeah, oh, you know, they were people watching you right now. Lemon, you called your fucking, yeah, the attention span. All right, listen, lemons.

The attention span of the US must, I think, I like bites. I think in the span of five seconds. In the span of about five seconds, I think I saw 30 cuts. And then they would make a cut something else. And if there wasn't anything to cut to, they would cut and then flip the colors. So it was like a negative image. And then flip back. So they slow-mo it to

They were ridiculous. Hell's kitchen in the US, but the UK is retarded But yeah, he's a completely different person on kitchen nightmares as well as the game in the UK I want reality to be relatable in every reality show in the US is completely unmovable to me because it's just like and everyone's like Hey, you talking I'm talking now. Oh You mean like you right now? Yeah. I'm going to give a white chocolate macadamia pancake to somebody in the control room.

I thought you were going to eat that. No. No, I don't want to eat that root and pain. I'm actually going back. I probably will be on next week's podcast. I got to go back to Los Angeles because we're nominated for a streamy. Yeah.

We can't vote anymore for that. But thank you to everyone who voted for a renunciation for this. They're going for a streaming. We can't vote anymore for that, but thank you to everyone who voted for a remission. What are those? They're gonna be Sunday. They'll be live streams. Saturday. Saturday? No, it was Sunday. Okay.

Sunday at three. It's the 17th, whatever. Yeah, 17th. You scared the hell out of me. Yeah, 17th. Valentine's Day is 14th Thursday. So it's 17th is a Sunday, and it's a 3 p.m. Pacific.

And so I'm pretty sure if it's the Web Awards, they'll be streaming some stuff. We also have something else cool happening on the 14th. The W-Chailer is coming out for Ruby. That's this week. Yeah, Thursday. Yeah. I'm excited.

So next Ruby trailer. Everyone has been clamoring for it. One of the fun things about working here is that when you can see everything before it comes out. Yes. And coming from a fan, that's cool. But I've stayed away from Ruby. I really want to experience that when it's more like that.

I don't want to see it in a trailer. I know it's in there. I just haven't gotten that. I don't want to see it until it's like, it's more... I think it's still being like just little things to it. So before we started the podcast, I was showing Gavin my shingles. I was like, you're gonna have to lick this and you was kind of trying to make him scared and Monty walked in.

And like, still right here, what the fuck is wrong with you? I don't know if you hadn't gotten the memo or what. Like the most genuine reaction I've ever seen. It looked worse. Yeah. I think your legs might come off. It'll get better. It's in the healing stage, right? It doesn't hurt as much anymore.

If that makes sense, you'd have a numb also. No. Man, I'm getting absolutely blasted on Twitter, because I was afraid that we would leave out. I was afraid we were going to leave out people in Canada, UK. And everyone in Australia is mad that I left them out of being left outless.

So I'm sorry that we left you out of the US just say that listen we're coming down to Australia I just found out Jack's going that Jack is so excited Jack's going on twice this year you say that he's going to go for supernova like in a month or two I think and then he's going down when it's going to be Gus me and Jack and probably some other people with the where the definite now I had a great time going to PAX Australia you should come to PAX Australia I would definitely me and Jack and probably some other people but we're the defonance now. I had a great time. Go into Pax Australia. You should come to Pax Australia. I would definitely get it. I don't really talk about it. No. Do you reckon? I asked you if you

want to go and you said no because you're not. I didn't say no. You said no. I was fucking. I said I've already been. That's it. No. I don't. I said I've already been. I said I've already been. If there's someone else who wants to go, who hasn't been, they should send them. But I would definitely go. What you're about? My mom and your daddy are not fighting.

Mommy and daddy are fighting with a fucking idiot kid. That's what's going on here. Brother's getting yelled at. Could you fit in in time? One of these, and you'll go. Can you? No, I don't. Did you see in your bar?

No, this is all I've got. Gavin, the reason why I need pancakes, is because I'm like, there's been going to this award show. I think it does. You have to swallow it. I want to see if you can fit it. Oh, not gonna fucking 25 bucks. I'll do it. It's good. Wow. You know if you fit the whole thing in your mouth Gus makes the entry in his memo

in your mouth, Gus makes the entry in his memo. I'm going to have to pancake releases. You have to swallow it, eh? What swallow it? Yeah, it's sent me. How, you, this is thick. How are you supposed to swallow it? Shuffling. You're sent, she's not going the way.

She does. Oh, OK. This is a really, really close. Oh, this is a good angle. Thumbs up. OK, I'm not going to be able to swallow it all. Wedding. Holy.

Oh, man. Don't choke. Okay, I'm not gonna be able to swallow it all. What the- Hold on! That's dark. Oh come on, you're gonna nibble on the end. Remember how we said earlier that you can literally find a corner fetish for anything? There is some guy watching this right now who's going, I can't believe this is happening. What are the chances they would have been in a barbara in the same day? It's like reddit slash r slash sex pancakes. 25 bucks. You know, it's like Barbara doesn't even know that Photoshop exists.

It's like she doesn't live in a world where she can just ignore that fact. Yes, that fixes it. That makes it all better. All right. What else do we need to talk about? See, we talked about Mass Effect 3. We did the shingle thing. I told you my embarrassing secret about keeping memos. Okay. Can we do some, uh, Rooshie updates on some stuff? Sure. Okay. Uh, as you guys heard, the Ruby trailer is coming out this week. Um, we're, you guys hopefully know the status now of immersion. I would say we'll probably know exactly what's going on with immersion by the time Pax East rolls around.

That's the end of March. We have definitive, we're not going to wait any longer on anything like that. So we'll know what's going one way or the other. The other question people keep asking about is about a production we've mentioned occasionally called day five. We shot it at some scenes for that at RTX last year with 1800 extras. That is really cool. We do have stuff in the works for that. We just can't talk about it yet, but I wouldn't expect anything on that to probably even our VBCs and 11 starts. It'll probably be close to RTX. You'll see some stuff related to day five. Maybe sooner, but I wouldn't expect it before that. I suddenly don't like pancakes anymore.

Now you're done? Yeah. So I've been trying to figure out, I had a poll for sponsors on the website that I made a journal for yesterday asking God, asking if what their preferred time for a podcast start time was to make sure we're still hitting a time that's a agreeable for everyone. It seemed like most people were happy with the 6 to 8 PM start time somewhere in that range. Okay, so I think we're gonna we're gonna keep our start time. As late in the day as it is. When I went back to the UK I watched the live one that I missed and it was actually all right you have to step you know. Kind of late. Kind of late but it's not too it's not like 4 a.m. it's not the boundary between morning we may move the

day of the week we're investigating that so we may move podcasts release day but we're trying to figure that out so hopefully we'll have news on that here pretty soon and I think that covers everything we've achieved 100 still going good it's going very well great okay we okay, great. We have that out. You all had some technical problems yesterday. Oh, the power goes off. We got so many people crammed such a small room that I forgot about this.

But if we turn the lights on while everyone's capturing, we lose the whole room. Yeah, my first question is why do you have UPS? It was a situation though where they were recording something, it went down, and it kind of killed the recording. So it was like you wanted to help, but you also didn't want to be like layering on to the obvious problem, you know? Yeah.

I'm like, why don't you have UPS's? Well, like, whenever I'm pausing, it says what you should have done. Exactly. I didn't want to do that at all. And if there's ever situation where something like that happens, I just go, just go out the way. Because I'm a big believer in too many cooks and all that, and everyone's like, let me come in and state the obvious. Let me come in and do it even closer to you

and it's... I just want to be out there. Yeah, but the thing was, well I'm more covered, my UPS was fine, I'm smart, I had everything, I kept my footage, but the Xbox, the host's our let's play is always Jeff's Xbox, because achievement city is tied to his gametech, his Xbox was on a dead UPS, the battery was done. It sucks. So as soon as the power went off, we had a chimacy up for a second and then it went down. So we lost all our progress in the Let's Play. So even if we had all our footage, we had to start again anyway.

Everyone looked so just like fucking bummed out after. Yeah, yeah, when you were starting high. It was like an hour. Because everyone was like, everyone's high energy during the Let's Play afterwards. It may not seem like you're about after an hour and a half of playing and trying to keep talking the whole time, you kinda tired, just be good. And then to have to do that all over again after.

We couldn't even do it, we fixed up, I'm like you've got us new, UPS and stuff, but we couldn't do it that day, because everyone was like, I'm so pumped out and also tired. It's really interesting seeing you guys do a video because usually you'll be quiet working on something editing or something and then you'll be like all right we got a record commentary for this and Jeff will be like all right what's

up guys and like all the voices just like super high and people don't realize that super high super high that's my universal symbol people look at this quite a lot of putting it on like we're faking stuff But I think this is because the behind the scenes we have a barber just said basically no, I mean it's not for big It's just it's because in the behind the scenes we're like screaming But we're not really moving very much, but it's because we have to keep our mouths in the microphone Yeah, but I mean shock I'm like I can't be like leaping out of my chair and going across the room I'm gonna be at the mic my my office is

Right next year. Yeah, I'm like, Sharon, gonna press the ring. I'm gonna be out of the mic. My office is right next to yours. Since I'm like in the car. Very thin wall. Fucking hate it. It's like, it's constant mayhem all the time over there. Especially when Michael records Raidquit, because he's nice enough, Michael does a really cool thing and that he records it at night

after everyone is theoretically left. But a lot of times when I'm here, I end up working late and it's like the walls literally just start shaking. When you do a Raidquit, I'm gonna be in the fuck out of here. I leave, you know, I quit the building. Well, I had to, one day when he did a rage quit during the day before, while people were still in the office, I had to interview someone for our PHP developer position in the office right next to where he records rage quit.

And so there was all this screaming and banging and yelling when I was like, this is kind of typical for if you're working here. Are you okay if you had to work in this environment? It was really like a trial by fire, because on top of like, I guess to be kind of nervous than this person has to deal with all this yelling and distraction at the same time.

Yeah, it's not a worrying behind her. It's like it's an unorthodox company in that way. And there's stuff in the handbook that says that kind of thing. But what is the one thing you have to say first? To say like there's a regular person coming in to interview for Rupert's teeth But what is the one thing you have to say first? To say there's a regular person coming in to interview Ferusti. What is the one thing you say first? Just so you know, there'll be a lot of,

is there anything you go to, typically? There's several things. There's a lot of swearing. There's a lot of nudity. There's a lot of things that- Do you ever just go, there's a lot of this? Well, I changed my clothes a lot in my office. So it's like- Point today. Because like today, I had to change my shirt. We were filming something of this. Well, I changed my clothes a lot in my office. So it's like,

I'm like today. Because like today I had to change my shirt. We were filming something here earlier. Oh, right, yeah. So like I go to my office and I just change my clothes. Why don't you tell me you were changing. Hey. If you see it, you see it.

I turn around and I like all of a sudden I see Gus unbuttoning his shirt one by one. Then I was just meeting, I cut there with Barbara the whole time. I was just like, what are you, oh, you're taking off your shirt, okay, I'll look this way. Have you ever been a guy who, you know what I mean, there's always times when you're taking off your shirt? Okay, I'll look this Have you ever been a guy who

You mean there's always times when you're a school What you with your shirt have you ever been a shy dude in that respect or have you always been like? I used to be shy about it. It's a really small nipples Having too big nipples That's true. We've had it way better The bigger now, but I feel like they were smaller when I was how did they get bigger? two big nipples. What's that? That's true. We've had it. Way better. What do you mean? A person. A person.

A person. A person. A person. A person. A person. A person. A person. A person.

How did they get bigger? How did the camera not cut a ribbon? We have a close up on the, Totally justifies making a video podcast. Well this is a party grot. That's your party grot. Give me some beats. I should throw you some beats. So the answer is so conscious about my nipples because I thought they were really small. So yeah. Just zoomed in on Gus' nipple.

Obviously, that's long gone. I don't care anymore. I would describe that in detail to our audio podcast listeners but I really don't want to do that. You have very normal sized nipples. Hulk Hogan has teeny tiny little. Did you have a set moment in your life? The specs moment in your life where you decided just not to care as much Because I definitely do I used to be I mean I still shy around girls and I'm probably gonna keep that up forever But everything else I just it's easy not to care

What you have a set moment? Mm-hmm Gavin just a side of one does like can I give you peace advice that may help you should approach like this So you love making yourself look stupid in every other regard like you will take photos Let me say it happens very naturally. No, but you also take photos yourself as ridiculously ugly as possible And you send them to me constantly Like just to you when we're in the same room. No, but I mean also I mean look at some of the slow-mo guys videos where he's like the lips Horrible so just approach it like that.

Just like, just take the approach that's funny to get rejected. Like go out one night and see how many times you get rejected one night. Make a game of that. Yeah. Yeah. What if I get rejected? I get horrified, didn't he? What if I get rejected by every single person and I cry myself to sleep?

Oh. I don't think it would happen. I don't think it would happen. I'll try it out one day. I mean, wherever you go, there's probably going to be a chef. There's somewhere working in the back. Once your self-esteem is really low, go to a gay club. And you'll just get...

I'll do that. I want to say that, Chef, that had the crush. Nice to do that, but I wasn't freaked out at all. You were trying to get your pants. It was pleasant there. It wasn't creepy. Anyway, what I was worried about is because stress has an actual effect, like a physical effect. You know what the difference between getting hit on and being pleasant and being creepy is, right?

You're attracted to the person. That's totally the difference. 50 years old. Like every romantic comedy they've ever written would be like the most creepy stalker story ever. If the two people weren't attracted and liked each other. I'm 100%. Yeah, when you just take out the fact that it was consensual and it's creepiest thing in the world. It was a stalker movie. I was worried about this. Like I see anything would be give this guy the fucking wall. A lot of people high stress a lot of the time and they have heart attacks and stuff like has a physical effect on your body. No? Okay. I was worried recently that I might be too relaxed. Am I teaching my body to become

so relaxed that when one stressful situation does happen, I might die from it. Is it possible to be too chilled out? I don't think so. I will admit there was a moment today when there was a scare and Gavin seemed remarkably un-bri-ish in that moment and it made me think like you were faking it this whole time. And then when the balloon popped, the balloon popped and you said in a completely non-British accent, the balloon popped and Gavin goes, he was like, he was talking, he was like, right, what are you on about? This and that, love, the other thing.

And then balloon pops, he goes, fuck a duck! I didn't even know that! I didn't even know that was a British expression. I just came out so nationally, and with no accent whatsoever. And Karrie started screaming. She would be like, I'm not wearing a classic Karrie scream,

which we're in there. Well, I'm not caring. Being a like, so not caring is different to being startled. Even explosion went up. I wouldn't be like, come at me, debris. I'd be under the couch. Would that be great though if we might have the Gavin's not British?

I would just say, we joke he's put on for the last. That would tell me I wrote for my bio on the shorts. I said I was secretly from Nebraska. So I want you to read out, you know, Raptor. You go Raptor? Just Raptor the company. Oh, Raptor the gaming. It's a gaming company where when you play a game they update your Twitter account Yeah, it's fans your friends and let's see no all we sponsored by Raptor we are not I'm not gonna be ever I guess I signed up with that about two years ago and then I found it annoying and then everyone who signed up with that will

Auto tweet what game they played in the last 24 hours. And to unsubscribe, this is the one company that says, usually you can unsubscribe and says, you're done. We went to do an email anymore. And usually I'm on my phone and to unsubscribe to Raptor, you have to log in and unsubscribe. I remember my password for that thing. And so I've just been putting up every time I get an email every week, I'm like, you know, it's annoying. So I sent them this email. Do you ever read out what I sent them? Because I couldn't log in. This is what I replied to the email. You're fried back.

Stop sending me emails. You fucking bunch of guns. I don't know my long information. It shouldn't have to use it to unsubscribe from tens of thousands of generic shitty emails. I don't give a fuck about my Raptor score or anyone seeing me Freaking my friend requests or anyone seeing my e-type on fucking fuck off Fucking fuck off. Seriously Gavin free sent from my iPhone. Yeah, so he was spotted He responded. Thank you for contacting Raptor support. We apologize for any� because we have disabled all your notifications.

But we apologize. It was not our attention to spam you with emails. Please feel free to contact us again. There's anything else we do to assist you. Or if you have any questions or concerns of very professional reply. It worked. They went to high road. It worked. I know. So you look like a jack. And that I thought like a prick. So to that. all right. Thanks. You wrote thank you. You wrote thank.

I made it all better. But it was. I was happy it was. And now I got to deal with crappy spam emails from that guy. So that goes back to the thing too. The last one thing we've learned over time is that people, individual people on the internet can be assholes.

And so I had this thing on Facebook. I was talking about earlier when I posted a picture of Ashley and somebody who didn't know that I was divorced. Who's Ashley? Who's actually my girlfriend. Okay. Barbara, am I overstepping my balance between girlfriend?

Is that appropriate to say that? She's absolutely your girlfriend. I got a Barbara all the time for like, social etiquette stuff. So I posted a picture and one guy didn't know it and freaked out once I came to comments going, how is everyone okay with this? Pretty married. It's like you talked about the movie. What? Exactly right. And it's just like it's like one one conversation one person can make like it seems like a lot of people

especially they post a much times. So my Facebook is my friends are people that I know just because I'm a scribe and then I have subscribers. So my Facebook is my friends are people that I know to get scribes. And then I have subscribers. So my friends were like, when we're on a friend's sex, he goes, all these people are like freak the fuck out on your Facebook thread about this stuff. It's all gone now. It's just a look at it. Don't bother. And they were like, this is like, this is like, this is just goes to show how jaded I am to this stuff. Because they said, they're saying terrible, terrible things. And I go, oh terrible things and I go oh shit

I go I haven't I'm not I can't look it I haven't looked it I go I like trolling getting in there And like what they're just they're being they're doing really like offensive stuff I go I think the posting pictures of a it's like a Oriental girl shitting on herself and like And they're like no Oriental girls And then I said I said oh is it a bunch of oldies blowing each other like no What are you talking about I go well, well, what are they, what are they doing? Are they like, I was like, shock him, it's just what are they doing?

And I said, well, they're just speculating why you're posting a picture of somebody that they don't know. And I was like, oh, okay, let's go race that. I was like, I was realizing that I'm like, I've been on the internet so long that like my way I interact with people versus my real life friends from like high school and stuff,

it's totally fucking different. It was like, well their level of like offensive was like they were speculating on my life and that was offensive to my friends. Topka, Lemampai, me, Spin. Well, it was from there. It's all okay. Didn't do any of this. Yeah, Goatee doesn't exist anymore. I think that's a real life thing. That dude over there, he's been totally inappropriate as he whippened his dick out. Yeah, that was strong.

That was being mean people. Oh, that's nothing. Yeah, but it was like, so we've dealt with that, but what I was gonna say is that when you deal with people like on the internet, Gus and I over the years have dealt with complete and total assholes. And then we have had, I don't know,

the experience, I guess you could say, of going to conventions and then meeting these actual people in real life. For it's like, oh, hey, I'm like, user XK4D, you know, on the site. And Gus and I are like, I stand up, because I know the Gus, he's told Gus, I'm gonna punch Gus if I see him, it'll be funny, all this stuff, and I'm gonna record it. And it's like, we're like, ready for, I don't know what. And then the person is just like, oh, it's so funny, I'm just so happy to meet you, I'm gonna record it. And it's like, we're like ready for, I don't know what. And then the person is just like, oh, it's so funny, I'm just so happy to meet you. I'm really mad.

Can I take a picture with you? What? Yeah, they talk a lot of shit online, but that in person is completely different. Yeah, I remember, I think I don't be able to talk about it in particular. I remember that incident happened. You know, it's like, oh, this kid's like a lot shorter

and younger than I thought. Like in my head, this is like a totally different experience than what it actually is in real life. And that's one of the weird thing about live events is to actually meet people in real life that we've experienced, like just basically through an avatar. There's a lot of people that I, even when they tell me their username, it's like I need to like, I ask them what

their avatar is, because I just associate those two things so strongly together. You always just get mad on the old forums when people would change their website. You still get some out of the slide. People change their avatars, I don't like I don't like it I even on even on any social media thing I'd say I never change my avatars to run my mind I'm gonna leave it for at least a year especially on

Twitter because I you I look at the picture way more than the name on Twitter is there any avatar you associate with Gavin? Gavin's I associate the nipple with this Santa hat on it. I used to do a thing because I was 14 boobs were cool. boobs are always cool. You are cool. We put that on a shirt boobs are always cool. The first thing I did see of Gavin when he posted a video, he's a teenager in his room in the UK. It's like a bunch of like hot girl posters. It was like such a teenage boy. I was that I was always Get people thought you were gay. Yeah, I've scared of my parents would think of his gay So I listed my room with lesbians kids over compensated. I'm sure once they hear the story of you and the chef

I was a crazy little thing is gay so I put up gay pictures I put up two resbians all over my lesbians That makes more straight Yeah, let me opposite gay make straight, right? It's like two gays make a straight. Like two gays make a straight. I don't know Gavin. What would you do that?

Would you really feel that way growing up? I think I was going to worry about it. It is so different. I'm going to take away and analyze you. Before I had pictures of the Xbox had just come out. I had kind of an Xbox pictures. I had like an amp post. Yeah.

I was like, this isn't gay me anyway. They've got nothing come a little bit gay. Why would you be concerned about that? Like isn't the UK isn't everyone way more comfortable with that even in the teenage years? Yeah, we're pretty accepting. The gay marriage is not a big deal in any way. So does the UK have gay marriage?

Yeah, okay. Interesting. It's fine. Didn't they just make it legal in France? That was surprising to me. The fact that it it legal in France. That was surprising to me. The fact that it's a talking point over here was interesting to me when I moved it. It's like it's still up for discussion. Yeah, the fact that it's a big deal anymore. I just I wash it away with like slavery and stuff. What about

with slavery? What it was? Yeah, it takes a little more progress in that. Guys, is gay marriage legal in Canada? Yeah. Okay. But isn't it weird how something as soon as it becomes done, it's a part of history and then it goes with all the old history stuff. Yeah. That's the way time passes in history. That's why I just group it away. To me, it's amazing that you can kill people here.

You can be executed for a crime. You mean that to punishment? A death penalty. Not just someone who's like... Just go willy-nilly. Yellow. Willy-nilly. So the video discussion we're just talking about

with the shock images stuff like that, reminded we had a discussion. I think it was with you, Gavin, we were talking about, in pornography, what's the worst thing that can happen? Like, what's the worst thing you can see in a porn that'll make you turn it off? And we determined that if a cup if ever a cup shows up yeah was that it's like the most benign object but if a cup shows up in a

porn video it's just get out it's getting rejected immediately is it because of two girls on cup? no it's just any of them. I mean just think about any a a a a a a a

a a a a a a What were you saying was, this is pretty annoying, we were talking about this. If in real life you have to put a towel down, you know it's like you're kind of on the boundaries of being bros. He'd pour on if a cup comes out, that's like the pouring equivalent of that.

You're pouring the coffee, you're pouring the towel. It was a struggle for you to keep my legs down. Where were we? He was driving around, it was like... It was a struggle for you to keep my lunch down I hate when you make those burps sounds yeah those burps sounds are like you always yeah, it's right next to the mic So sorry anyone this time. Yeah, they're saying gay marriage is not legal in the UK Gavin What is it? It was like civil union or something Well, it's legal in Canada. So shout out to my homies in Canadian. The UK civil partnerships occur in the past in the same six marriage laws as we speak. Okay.

It's not like everyone freaking out about it. Well I mean does it really, I mean I just should say it doesn't really matter because obviously it's not an out-of-the-job marriage. Is the UK citizen? I don't know. Did he do it over here? Have you ever been watching porn, where it's all good? And then all of a sudden, someone does something that just instantly grosses you out and you have to turn it off.

That's it, the cups. I'm not good with porn. I don't like it. No? That's a lot. That surprises me to hear that. Brennan says that's when it gets good. Look, he's back in porn. I think it's not a to hear that. Brennan says that's when it gets good in there. You don't see everything. You just like someone's

disease leg. So yeah, that was a bet. That was a bet. I'm gonna pet my bets and I didn't have to do that. I could have just been a bitch about it. Yeah, and do you have sex with the lights on or off? But do you prefer? I didn't mind lies on. Yeah. You let's see it everything. Yeah. Mirrors everywhere. I'm the ceiling. So you're doing it me. You're just asking all these questions and no. I have you're not asking all the questions back. You would get asked the question then not answer. No, I was just my interest. I've even put a towel down. Yeah, I've served my apps. Yeah. Yeah. Well, what we do I was having sex with someone for the towel down why would we put the tone down?

Shana period is a lot of different reasons that's one of them That's a common thing for a lot of people. Yeah, yeah, I don't think the towels that It's not like it's not a cup There are also some girls who get very excited that's another another three. So you need a towel for those ladies. Everybody's different, Gavin. Super Minji. Hyperhydrousic. Hyperhydrousic.

They have a prophet, a goddess. Oh, except that answer. I'm gonna get a France gay marriage. Let's see what they got. Someone's asking if we're drinking Stella. Well, we have a couple of Stella's here. I'm drinking a Stella. We're drinking a beta. Well, we have a couple of Stella's here. I'm drinking Stella. We're drinking Abita.

Well, I asked Karen to bring Abita since it's a Louisiana beer, I figured an honor of Fat Tuesday, Marty Grah. I get some Abita beer. I was drinking Stella. There you go. I'm gonna probably destroy my Twitter feed here, but I just wanna give an update just to let everybody know

this honey spoil that I know this stuff, because I think people feel compelled to tell me not because they're trying to be funny uh... but just because I think I don't know it uh... limsey and I I think are both well aware that fish mcbeights exist and I have had fish mcbeights and they're delicious yeah uh... also what is the other thing that we're talking about oh we're not doing a fucking Harlem Shake video oh we're not gonna do a Harlem Shake video. Oh, we're not going to do a Harlem Shake video. No, okay. We'll do it right now. So tired of people asking that. I think we kind of missed that. Okay, miss that window. Yeah, we don't do that. Like we've never done like a video like that. We very rarely do current events stuff. Like the podcast is kind of like the most like current event thing. I am so sick of

people asking about the fucking heart. I just fucked myself. I know you are. I will say that was a good one. Was it Matt Kim, that band? I don't know. Is it cool that? I don't know. I think they're all good. Anyway, there was one where there's two people in a band. I think it's Matt Kim or something.

Yeah. And it's just empty arena and they're just doing it. And then on the category, it's full arena. I just love that jump cut to the same space but totally different environment in that space. I like that kind of thing. It's like what you did with the... With the stairs up and everything.

And saving also, yeah. France is in the middle of approving it right now. That's how I knew about it. And you should remember the specifics of it. Get with the times, France. Jamison works a lot better when you drink. I got a bottle of Jamison at home. I can't wait to go to the vet.

God damn it. Oh, the other thing is too, I'm very happy to people like Daisy and Silver Lighting's playbook. Because people tweet me about that all the time. I love Silver Lighting's Playbook. You should read Daisy. It's good. Now Silver Lighting's Playbook is awesome. I would say that's the best movie of the year. You were World Wars-y?

What? World Wars-y? Oh, it's Daisy. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, World Wars-y, the book. Okay, I was like... I'm sure I think I should get World Wars-y because people every day, like, apparently pick a bad book. Finally, I got a route to watching Argo. Yeah, yeah, I got about it. HG like HG download. It's a fucking good movie

I didn't say it's our good. Oh, geez Did anybody talk about the PGA's that we went to the producer's guild awards? No, I don't think so Wow, she has real soundboard now for shitty jokes We went to the producer's guild awards. No, I don't think so. Man, that's how Jesus Barbara. I'm trying. Wow, she has her own soundboard now for shitty jokes. I thought that was a silent joke. So we went to the producer's guild awards. That was in Beverly Hills, and that was awesome. We were nominated against stuff like 30 Rock, which,

fucking one, Dexter, Game of Thrones was nominated for some stuff, Breaking Bad, and it was fun. That was a crazy event. Yeah, there was a lot of things. The internet stuff is being grouped in with that kind of stuff. Yeah, well it's a start of it, right? Yeah, that was pretty cool. Well, a lot of times they were recognizing just the internet branch of mainstream media stuff.

They're like the third-year-ok thing. No, well, they didn't nominate. The H-plus was nominated. That's a web series. Guild was was nominated and red version blue is nominated and then also dexter and three rock uh... so i mean we were nominated i mean it's a good that's but it's pretty cool thing and it was like you're right there was so many like

it was unbelievable because i think it first was like holy shit there's just galba like right there you know given a given a introduction or gender for garner seriously i guess the producers, A, it was not televised, and I guess producers really like to talk because each speech was like 15 minutes. That's obnoxious. It was long. And you know how like when you ever watch the Academy Awards ever, Gavin?

I don't really like awards. Okay. Well, they have the awards and it's always annoying. Awards shows are always annoying because they dedicate so much goddamn time to the people presenting the awards and their stupid shitty banter. Then the person who won gets like 10 seconds to talk and they cut them off. That makes no sense. It makes no sense. And then in the middle of it all, in the middle of the Academy Awards, they give a lifetime achievement award to usually somebody who I'm sure absolutely deserves it.

Most of the time you don't know who they are, even though they're completely relevant and influential. And that's like usually a 15 to 20 minute speech. At the producers Guild Awards, they gave out six of those awards. To the lifetime. Six commemorative like overall achievement awards that were part of the category.

They even gave one to a damn movie. And so the producers came up. And it was like, you know, I like, in the Golden Globes, when Best Series wins, and this huge group of people goes up on stage. One person talks. Now, the producers Globes, when Best Series wins, and this huge group of people goes up on date. One person talks. One person talks. Now, it's a pretty easy to get on the word. Everybody talks.

Everybody wants to mic a talk. Did you understand the significance of an award before you started doing stuff like this? Well, I think that, I guess, if version of awards seem like, on the surface level, it seems like a reward for an accomplishment, right? But the actual I think functioned for an award is to Is for discovery because then people they publish about awards and that's how people find out about stuff

Yeah, that's how I thought about homeland. I'd never heard about homeland before whenever I watched awards I would think well this is a famous actor. They're already rich. They're really famous an award Yeah, whatever it wasn't until I did the whole the visa process where famous actor. They're already rich. They're already famous. An award, whatever. But it wasn't until I did the whole, the visa process where I realized they're actually valuable in getting jobs and like getting into places you wouldn't be able to get without an award.

Well, we, at the DICE Awards, I've heard of Journey, the game. I've never seen what it looked like or played it. It won a ton of awards, including Game of the Year. And now I'm just like, I really want to play Journey. I've been about a lot of people who play Walking Dead because it's more of a adventure. And the Walking Dead, which won a ton of awards. It's a ton of awards. I think you're very important in that regard for discovering new stuff.

I remember I never heard of the sopranos until I won a shitload of awards and then all of a sudden I watched the sopranos with the office in the UK. It wasn't until I won a ton baffters that people started watching it. Yeah, a lot of people when they first watched it, they thought it was a real documentary and just thought it was kind of weird that it was on TV. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so I think it's important to that, because especially now, I read a statistic that every minute on YouTube, there is 72 hours of footage uploaded.

So if you're gonna watch every single Video ever posted on YouTube you would fall three days behind every minute you try to do that That's crazy. There's actually some things that you die can't catch up on if I wanted to watch every episode of sat Daylight Live that ever went on I'd be it be years before I finished Yeah, I wanted to watch if I wanted to listen to the entire how it's done. What year I'd be dead Or you just can't watch everything you just can't watch like every show that's out now What you did Saturday night live It's like 76 or 77. Yeah, I watched the first episode kind of with George Carlin, right? Well, it was just called saturday night or something wasn't it?

Yeah, I was in New York at Saturday night. That's what I say that and Chevy Chase said the first one. Yeah You know, I gotta tell you very dated peak. Yes People always talk about how the older center lives are better, not at all. I mean, if you go back and watch it, like the John Balushi and Chevy Chase, I'm sure it was groundbreaking at the time, not at all interesting.

That's how you tell what was actually good comedy is whether it holds up over time. I totally agree with you. It's good to know. That's why a lot of visual stuff holds up. Mm-hmm. I was, I say, that's comparing what we do to their lives, but I was really happy to see that most of the 10-year box set reviews talked about how the early stuff holds up.

Rebus Blue. Yeah. I was happy to see it. Well, there's no, I mean aside from, I think reference to the matrix or something, there's not really any topical stuff in Rebus as blue. No, I don't, I really reject making pop culture references if i can avoid that and also the other thing to always frustrated to me about people and they go to watch over spooly explain if they know whatever split they will watch it say well i don't like halo that's always a thing it's like you've obviously never watched the show yeah that would be a good idea that's how i started watching it i'd never played halo before but my brothers did yeah i started watching the show because they

watched it and i loved it obviously yeah all of i would just any fredgers who blue in the world who doesn't know what Halo is? I would I mean obviously be hard to not know what Halo is it's possible that they started watching it because just because they saw Well, we see we get even as a friendly regularly who said they never played Halo and they watch Red versus blue. I've never played it. I'm saying they don't know that the game Halo Just like watch the show and just doesn't they don't know that it's based in something else They think it's a Beyoncé song A Beyoncé song, yeah But the fact that there's so many fans of Halo just gives an additional level of appreciation for Reversal Blue

But you don't need it there Yeah I just came up with a story of when I was on a jury for an awards thing I was on a jury to festival And it was a games festival there's a there's Sundance. And there's the indie version of Sundance called Slam Dance. Sundance started as an independent film festival. And it still is called independent, but it's a huge independent movie.

Like the ones the Weinstein's made. And so Slam Dance came on the scene. They have a Slam Dance film competition. One year they decided that games competition. And that was on the jury for the Slam Dance Games competition. And we saw all these games, Gus, you were at Sundance, I can't? And I came back from the first day of presentations,

and I said to everyone, I came back to the, we were at this like this lodge that we were staying in. This is where we had a knife car. You know we had a knife car there, you can tell about that in a second. But I came back and I made everyone play this, play this game. And it was a game called Narbacular Drop.

And these guys had made it. That was the pull. You were a princess and you could make demon gates. You could make a red demon gate and a blue demon gate. And there were like these squares with these demon heads on top. And if you made them, then you go through the red demon gate and come out the blue one.

And then you could put them on the ceiling and the floor and drop through them and stuff like that. And I was like, this fucking mechanic is like, Louis Tunes, like a hole. You know, like the portable that and I was like this fucking mechanic is like leery tunes like a hole You know like the portable hole. Yeah, I go this is fucking incredible It's like in who framework araboe puts the hole in the Exactly has to put on the magnet to get himself out and within like 10 seconds I'm like putting in the corner and running through the corner over and over again like that and like looking at myself through these things to the demon gates and

I remember I was in the jury and I said oh when I said i'm not in a vote i said i obviously this norbacular job game is the one that's got a win this is got a win this is like the greatest game i said this these these guys kids this college is a made this incredible mechanic and unbelievable and they literally people like it wasn't about the games i realized it was about the festival and what did they want to portray as the festival and they were like well you know do we want to be known as a game as a festival

that gives out their prize to subversive games or like games that people normally wouldn't play and these guys at Narbakto drop they have a contract already with a game company called Valve and I was like oh Valve really got, and then that's the team that turned our back to the drop into Portal now. But it was like, the award, I'm really sad to say, went to somebody else. It went to, it was a good thing, but it wasn't the game that became Portal.

It was a game where you were at a disc and make it sound terrible, but you were at a dinner, and you were having a conversation, at a dinner party. It was actually a really good game. It was, it was very like contextual. And it really understood the context of the conversation. It would have been a really great game

at like a GDT or something like that. But it's like, at the end of the day, now in history that's, I don't think the festival exists anymore, they could have been the festival that kind of broke portal to the rest of the world. And people more people would have discovered it. Not that portal needed it But it was like always so weird to be and if you go back to like the old like

Narmacular drop blog you can see there have their conversations with me that I could wait up to them And it was like you guys have made the greatest fucking day ever. I love this fucking game It's incredible and they were just like there was a couple college kids I think Paul went on to make make an achievement cool not back to the drop. Did they? I would have seen there would be some sort of reference in there I think Paul went on to make an achievement called Navactil Adrop. Did they? I would have seen there would be some sort of reference in there. But that was one of the smart things for us. It was a princess, you were a princess in the original game.

It was all fantasy based. One of the smart things Paul did was be excited. As soon as they opened the first portal, it's kind of to the side. So you can see yourself. And you can see yourself. And they mentioned it on the audio commentary of the game. This was the probably the most important decision we made. So immediately you know what the situation is. It's not a doorway. It's literally

you're gonna come out where you see it's a portal. The commentary on Valve games are awesome. I don't know why everyone hasn't done that. It's like theatre mode. Why hasn't everyone done that already? Well theatre mode is a lot of technology. I mean it's it's a good thing. Well you can see that. Like cool. Do you try to implement that? It's not so good. You charted also how it's like a theater mode. And most you can't rewind. Yeah, and most of the player. Man, I just, Gavin was telling me about last time I was on the podcast,

you were talking about how you played GTA on the PC just to get theater mode? I bought the game again just so I could do a replace. And I've seen some of the mods that have come out for GTA. That game looks incredible. GTA 4, people are still nod wanting it to be photorealistic. They're constantly updating it. Yeah, and then 5 got pushed to a September release, I think. Yeah, that's pretty interesting.

I'm sad about it. That's pretty interesting. It's coming out this year. Yes, you're going to get them to come to show GTA at RTX. We're talking to them. You should delete it. Hopefully. Up there watching right now.

Yeah, we're watching Rockstar bring GTA 5 to Austin. Now I lost the 6.7. Don't go to Australia toostar, bring GTA 5 to Austin. Don't get Australia, it's too far. Sorry, Australia. You're just talking with him. People don't really have to, they've got to also realize the fact that when that game comes out there, it's not going to be the same game as in the US. They drive on a different side.

Yeah, Barb, you have to drive on a different side. Of the US. They drive on a different side. Well, they always, yeah, Barb, you have to drive on a different side. Of the car. Like I follow rules and GTA. But, you know, they, Australia, you always, you're violent content. They always like with Lefford Ed too, either even change the cover of the game. Where instead of having the severed fingers, it was just a hand holding two fingers. And in the UK, they had to switch it. So it was going like this because this is a fence. That's an FU. Is it? They had to change it to be like that. It's like this. So what is that resulting to someone? Yeah, what does that mean of a hit? You know what it means?

Yeah, nothing. It means two. But people do it. People like, and it's not offensive. Two. Two. Four means I'm going to finger you things up here pretty soon. You guys want to hit up Bernie? What do you want to eat? I don't know, I just had a bunch of fucking pancakes. I'm all pancake. Yeah, I'm full. Yeah, I have a pancake day, everybody.

That was fun. Happy Fat Tuesday. Next time I want to grill on the podcast, that be awesome and now we have a fancy new griddle So Joe Joe retires next week. Yeah, so next week is Joe the cats retirement party I'm not to call him Joe and welcome Joe the cat, right? You probably won't be here for it You bitch, okay? Look. I'll I'll make sure I'm here for Joe the cats retirement party All right, I'll double check the cat. Oh, he's it a Monday next week? We haven't figured it out. Okay, maybe.

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