Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #206

Episode Date: February 21, 2013

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For 30% off your new account, go to Shutterstock.com and use offer code RusterTeeth2. That's RusterTeth and the number two. Welcome to the Ristarty podcast, the special retirement party for Joe the Cat episode. We'd like to thank Joe the Cat for years of unuseful counterproductive service. Joe, good riddance. I always hated productive. And I'm glad that you'll finally be out of here. Joe even wore a festive braero today. Minus or to make you feel better about him.

And his little subbrero is not getting you any kind of sway with you at all. Good. Bye, everybody. He looks French. He turns out to be French. I'm going to Pizmo Beach. Look, we got him a nice collar.

She's looking at this blue bling college blingy He's drunk already. It's a retirement party drinking all day though. I mean he's like Danny Glover and leaf the weapon He's like I'm getting too old for this shit That'll joke what what voice the Joe have you think what's that what what voice the Joe have? I think we've always done Joe's voice like this is a kind of a deeper southern girl talks He just whoever's voice I Missing comedy gold over here by the way what Brandon does not know how to put a party. I knew no no no I mean I could

I know the proper protocol He's like 20 years here and but you have I Actually have one behind a one-up front. I should also point out that about 30 seconds before we went live That Brandon asked the question can cats get rabies What is the division what animals can get rabies and what animals cannot get rabies? I'm sure a bunch of them can get rabies, but you're saying it's only mammals. Oh, I ruined it I'm looking ruined the joke. Is that true? The lizard can't get rabies? No, I'm asking questions

See if you ask the question, it's okay. Brandon asked the question, he's an idiot. Fair enough. I'm not going to doubt that. And a chalks con get cancer or something. Right? Sure. Also, apparently, alligators can get AIDS.

I wonder if you saw that headline? What does that mean? Like, they're testing alligator blood as a potential cure for HIV. I guess they realize that alligator immune systems fight the HIV virus. So they're going to use alligator blood as a potential future replacement for antibiotics. But like raw, right?

You just drink the alligator blood, like can you just bite in the neck and think? You have to kill the alligator for the full effect. The problem is, I guess there's some other component of alligator blood that kills you. They're like kills kill themselves, so they have like, balance the good part of the alligator blood with the bad part of the alligator blood. There's a dude on Reddit who talked about how every day he would inject himself or once a week he would inject himself with venom.

Cobra venom. So he becomes the most immune man to a venomous charlie sheen? No, and he's overdosed like a half dozen times or something like that. And everyone on the threads, he asked me anything in the first, a birth question, what? Hey, do you know that you're crazy

that you're an insane person? It was literally like people psychoanalyzing this guy going, look, you have like dysmorphia. How do you overdose on venom? Surely dozed. You're joking. Oof, I got venom. I dozed. I can't, I can't, in there. Oops, I got venom. I dozed.

I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, that doesn't mean I'm gonna poo by the way. He had a specific explanation for like that he made a critical mistake, like he used venom. I think I know his critical mistake. It was starting. What point was the mistake was at the idea in his brain, in the adoring.

There was really absolutely, when people asked him like, what is your basis for doing this? He had nothing. Like he really absolutely, when people asked him, like, what is your basis for doing this? He had nothing. Like, I've just always, I think you heard a voice that spoke to him and told him to do it. He literally said that.

I have a question. How do you get co-op of in him? Like, you can't just go down to the store and get back. I know a guy. All of these questions and more were answered in the AMA. Like, I said, like, can I ask you why you came up with yet to do this? He said, I had a voice that just told me to do this. And then there was some other stuff in there.

But the guy who asked me a question. You moved your hand as a puffer, like a pierced out. But I'm like, a pleaser. That's the reason we're glad he's leaving. I'm glad he's leaving. We're sad he's leaving. Look how sad we are. You can speak for everybody here.

I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. Lindsay, the only one who changes his litter box. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad.

I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad.

I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I'm sad. I like him. I don't like him that much. You have a scooper. You have a my dad

Like if your dad gets old you change deal cat shit take care of them Well, no, I have a litter box in my garage. They should in. Oh, yeah, why not just shit outside because they know they're not outdoor cats I don't let them go out there because can ask you something So if someone's if someone's bit by a dog You're like oh shit. Is that dog at rabies? We need to make sure If someone is by a bat you're like oh shit Yeah, if someone's scratched by a cat Is that go through your head you don't think like does that cat have rabies and a

Ferrell cats I can cope to you and bite you feel cats run away. No, also how many dogs do you see just roaming around? These dogs everywhere. Well, show the dog. Show you a dog. Let's go walk around. I get to talk about 2 p.m. There's I tried to catch like a dog. Because someone's loose dog on rough.

I mean, you know, he's I got bin by dog. I mean, we've had new dogs here. I think I think I think he's lose dog on rough. What's what's a cat eating? He's eating the party. He's eating the party He's not the smartest retiree you know, he's just out of the wide shot Kyle can you oh Barber scared off. Oh, I thought he was his little hat that he was eating

His gold watch I got by the little hat. Yeah, I showed it was gold bracelet that we gave him which is around his neck It's gold collar for years of service Joe We're gonna miss you for everything you've done. What's the severance package? Does it get anything? Surprisingly, it was very difficult to hat at the bracelet. It was really hard to find a cat-sized party hat on the internet. I would have thought, that's what the internet was for. I could get cat-sized party hat. It seems like you could get a normal party hat and just cut like the tip off. That was going to be our next step. Was we were going to adjust the tip?

What? I ended up going on Etsy. And there's a store on Etsy where they have nothing but festive party hats. You know that package that was sent to you? The return address has a picture of a cat in that hat. It's like, where could this box? Oh, there's a cat hat in this box.

I know exactly what is in here. Is everything in the mail should be like that? Like, oh, Dildos. Is it important? Is there any way we can get our 1040s next year to have like a picture with a cad in the hat on the return address? So it's a little happy.

It's like, oh, look taxes. Sure, if you elect him president, sure. That'll be the next thing that we're going to do. You dress up in a tiny clothes, right? Oh, it's a dress. My wife does. Yeah. You enjoy it.

Yeah, I enjoy it. We did a picture of him wearing a little bow tie outfit. So let me ask you a question. How come you like that? How come you like when you dress your sheet a little bow tie outfit. So let me ask you a question. How can you like that? How can you like when you dress your sheet of little dog up in outfits? But you don't like when Joe is here and is a good pet. I just don't like Joe being here. Why not?

It's not that tough to fur that when everywhere. Yeah. I can't sit on the teeth couch anymore. It's more fur than couch by this point. It's very comfortable couch. That is probably one of the most expensive cat beds in the history of cat beds. Yeah. He loves that thing. Joe sits on the top. Can you blame him? cat beds in the history of cat beds. Yeah, he loves that thing. Joseph tunnel. Can you blame him? The thing is like plush as hell.

Yeah, that's true. What he's such an asshole about it, he'll get up there and do that cat thing where he starts like scratching and trying to make himself more comfortable. You know, if cats didn't do that, if cats didn't scratch shit, that would be, they'd be the perfect animal, right? Pretty much. Yeah. That would be they'd be the perfect animal right pretty much yeah, no, I could I could definitely see that I mean cats are cats are great, but they definitely have the tendency to scratch too much Like that's my big fear with having Joe on the set is that he's gonna scratch up these chairs He's gonna scratch up the camera. He ruined Matt's chair. You did ruin

He chews everywhere our green screen the fabric green scene We have we had a by Brian a new Softbox or whatever it was because it just pissed everywhere. There are portions of the annex I don't go to, because they smell like piss. Like under the ice. All right, all right. Joe's going home, don't be jerks.

We're just saying, that's why my doc, you're more close. You can teach cats not to scratch chairs and stuff, though. My cats, I like. You can teach cats to like water and walk on a leash, too. I mean, what do I put some for? You see the whole like water? Yeah, like jump in water. Oh, I think you've been like drinking. No, no, no. I think whole like water? Yeah, like jumping water. Oh, I think I'm gonna drink it. No, I think cats like water already

Geek that logical leap. I don't know. You have a cat that will drink water That's I was confused. Well, you know cats bring my cat only dreams drinks fresh squeeze juices You like he likes lemonade organic mouse blood you got to go to the the you could find that in Austin I'm sure you can so I can go buy all this like cat stuff for Joe And now I got to figure out what exactly I want to get they have those automated Cat litter boxes didn't work. They don't work. They don't work at all. Do they they don't work? I have disgusting. I used to have one that worked But if you clean it out like three times a day it'll work

Yeah, yeah, that point might as well as get a worth a normal one Yeah, that is your problem your problem is you have had bad cats. Your cat, Shamus, was one of the worst cats ever. That was a bad cat. So the problem with that cat, I'll tell you, right? I should have known from the start. This is an experience thing. I was young.

I went to the animal shelter. I was like, I'm going to rescue a cat. And there was a cat who was in cat jail. And he was reaching out like this. And I was like, oh, that's cute., he's like waving or he wants to get rescued. He was trying to murder. Like, he made it. I didn't realize it in person.

So I was like, oh I want that cat, they're like Shameless. I was like, yeah, they're like, sir, do you have any small children in your house? That's a good person. That's a good person. No, like okay, because Sham was likes to play a little rough How bad can it be it's a cat That cat was fucking evil like that cat was fucking no one would come over to my apartment and if anybody did they would sit like this What do you like walk around like a club or something like what he would attack anything and everything like I guess his previous owners must have like really really

I don't know I Attack him because he was like super defensive. That's not necessary for cats. They don't know, I attacked him because he was super defensive. No, that's not necessary for cats. They don't need past trauma. They just come up next. You're saying that some cats are just playing dickheads. Do you know what to do? Do you know if you run into a big cat in the wild? If you're in the mountains, you scratch his chin.

No, you run into a cat on on a trail like a mountain line. Do you know what to do? You're supposed to like make yourself up here bigger like you open your jacket and you don't turn your back to it? Right. And then like what else like with a bear you know what to do right if you run to a bear. No, so go and you go. You kneecap Gavin run. Have you heard like what to do if you run into a bear?

Well, I'm from England. We live in America now. Yeah. There's bears everywhere in Austin. Yeah. In England they change you what to do if you run into French people But no, you just want to go to sleep or like not gonna sleep. You just act like you get for a bear This guy's a badass you don't care at all

Guys crazy he must be on something What's your fan? This guy's a badass. He doesn't care at all. This guy's crazy. He must be on something. He's been getting out of here. He's been on this. And then when he falls lead, the bear cuddles up like a teddy bear. And you hug it. No, but for a cat, it's the exact opposite. Is that they have to train people in areas where there's big mountain cats that you do the opposite.

That if you see a cat, you make a big commotion. And you make yourself look bigger. And if the cat you make a big commotion and you make yourself look bigger And if the cat comes at you It's a cat but letters fight You do not play dead for a cat cats love the fucking torture things I've never been in a proper fist fight. I've never had a guy come at me and swing But you just treat it the same way like have you ever been in a fight? Yeah, but you're gonna right you open your jacket as some guy into the sky. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, a guy comes to you, it's all about the first whack, right?

You don't wanna be punched in the face. You always wanna be the guy who waxed first. You know, it's true, if there's gonna be a fight, you wanna be the person who takes the first swing. So if there's for sure gonna be a fight. But you don't do a manly thing, you just go for like the stomach and the crotch, right? Like I'm not gonna actually have a fist fight

with a person and swing at their head. Like I'm gonna try to get out of that situation. I would say the first shot that you take you want to clock him in the jar Yeah, you're not gonna knock him out. Yeah, I just don't think like with the kind of mobility you have in your neck Brin is working the body right out of the gate. I love it Get him to stomach and their wind gets taken out of them you could run away But like with that's as nimble as someone's neck is it's not as nimble as you think if you if you if you know no no no no you're just trying to you're trying to get me off you know you're trying to what about what you do to get

them off I love it no most people cannot most most you can't take a punch like a good solid punch I mean there's fighters that can because they're trained to most people can't there watch YouTube fights yeah yeah yeah I find my head and my mind is gone funny. Yeah, yeah, that would happen It makes a lot more sense if you were being chased by a big dog Just like you should honestly if you guys ever been in a fight trying curiosity. Yeah, when I was a kid Yeah, I've been on both ends of a one-punch fight and they both like blasted same amount of time basically I hit a dude and he went down and then I tried to break up a fight and I remember there was these two guys and they were hitting one guy and I got in there pushed one guy out of the way and then one

could go help the other guy and I said the guy that I was trying to help was still get his ass kicked by the other guy and then I remember thinking hey what happened to the first guy and then I woke up in the nurse's house. Exactly. People said I just got clocked in the jaw and I was just like, I was like, I've been, everybody stopped after I got clocked. And then I was like, you were in the fun. I know I was like, hey, stop cutting that out of everybody.

I was like, clearly like, clearly like out on my feet and then they were like, you clut the nurse. Yeah, the next thing I know, I mean the nurse's office, like literally instantaneously, like and then next year, I know I'm in the nurses office. Like literally instantaneously, that those moments of my life are completely... So it's like teleportation. It would be funny if that happened every time. Like, whenever someone wakes up,

they literally continue the last thing they were doing. So everyone in the hospital would be like, it's like, it's like, I don't know what would be awesome is to make flights faster and easier. The flight attendant punches you to get on the flight. And I say, you know, you come to, you're like in your destination city,

you're like, oh, that was a nice flight. But bring your bouts. I'm going to have a lot of fun. You, you look at feeling great though, because you're like, you don't remember getting clocked or in there. I was like, I was like, I was like, I'm feeling good at all. I get hit right here. Like, like, neck slash jaw is where I got hit.

Right in the off-box. Yeah. Right in the off-box. That's the temple, right? That's the hard reset. No, Gavin. Gavin, you're not know how to drink. Gavin, the temple, right? That's the hard reset. No, Gavin, come on. Gavin, you're not gonna know how to drink. Gavin, how did you have alcohol before?

Beer foam up 20 minutes after you opened it. That's pretty impressive, I figured out. If you were being chased by a big dog, go ahead. Doesn't it make more sense instead of trying to run away because it will catch you and it will jump on your back and take you down to charge it, to turn around and just like run in the opposite direction

and use your weight to throw it off. I don't know how big of a dog would be. But German Shepherd. Does it have more momentum? It's going to have more momentum and it's going to knock you down anyway. Yeah, but at least you are. You have some kind of control in the situation. Like if he's just jumping on your back, you're done.

Like you have what do you fight a dog like that? You're going to be the defense if a dog is coming after you and any like any capacity at all I played it out way to get it like You gotta get it into biting your arm and then yeah, you gotta sacrifice a forearm in order to get a shot Don't give the dog the arm. What does the dog do? Everyone does that. Does feels good. Well everyone does that like they give the dog their arm. Just don't do that like I think it goes for neck like this is protected yeah I just want to like jump at it and then spin around and hit with your back that way hit it with your back there you go let's

so we are turning her back to the door that's that's the no but you're only way from it you're still using your own momentum and your own weight so you're running at it the last thing you spin around you spin around how do you hit something that makes sense to you to glad that's why it was all like I hit the shit out of me with it. Yeah. It's not so much great and all but these new backfires of our generation. That's like the yellow belt of karate. She had a punch with it. I was chopping wood and breaking the jupras smashing boards with her back. This is a kid who grew up watching WWE

right there. No, it'll work. What does not make sense about that? If that doesn't work, you bust out a folder chair. You have a chair that talks about a folder chair. Your back, your back is incredibly sensitive. Like there's so much stuff. You're sensitive, you're throat. Okay, I would have been here your front more sensitive than your back. I don't know though.

It just seems like. It's easier to protect stuff on the front. I can't block my back. But if you get bitten in the back, that's better than getting bitten the throat. I agree Yeah, well then the throat. Yes, so we all agree that I'm right. No No, you hit it with your back. I still yeah, you spin around and you hit it but with your back You're not what I said. I said you spin around and hit your back You know what brand it let me tell you something How many podcasts have we made? 200. This is 206. 200. Six podcasts. In the history of the podcast, repeating something has never made

it seem smarter. Ever. Ever. Just saying the exact thing. I'm not even making more of a challenge. Yeah. Just saying the same thing over and over. You're like Joel shouting DIY. Like no one understands. It doesn't matter. You really are to make a point like practice Alan Iverson video practice practice no, but I seriously though I don't understand why the move that people everyone does this like you say that's to protect your throat Everyone's naturally gives their arms to the lesson reflex. I Turtle up You hear a loud noise and I do that. I don't know why it is total up I'm not sure what you're talking about. You hear a loud noise and I do that.

I don't know why. What is total love? You're talking about your neck. Like to protect your throat and go like that. I know. I just get it my throat. No, it will get to your throat. No, listen, I get that.

But also, I think the worst thing you can do is you have a massive hide advantage on a dog. A dog can jump, yes. But it's like that first initial charge, dodge that, and then the dog's got to come back around and get you. But you're still running at the dog That's what I'm saying. You know you're running at the dog backwards I hope one day I'm walking down the street with Brandon and a big dog starts chasing us

I'm like, this is easy Run right at the dog and I'll be out of it. I'm running backwards towards the dog Brandon will immediately tear open the back of the shirt I got this back in the back. Oh, I strained my back the other day. I was like, I have this massive back pain I've had. It's actually a month for a month and he's like, I just take some leave. I was like, I paid for this. I paid you $20.

So he was like, between the ages of 18 and paid you $20. So he was advised. Between the ages of 18 and 35 as a male, don't go to the doctor. They don't want to see you. They're like, get the fuck out of here, you fine. They'll tell you the same advice every time. Lose weight, drink less. That's it.

That's the only advice they give to men between 18 and 35. And after that, they start sticking stuff in your blood. That works. I'm like dreading the day. I have to get that exam. It's like on my calendar a few years. You never had a prostate exam?

No. Is it 30 or 35? We should do that. It depends on whether or not you have a history of colon cancer in your family. I will look this up and answer this question. Look, 23 and me can give me a good idea whether or not. Science says I could have been my buttholes. What do people die of in your family?

What do they die of? Old age. Really? Yeah, like people in my family live a long time. Like I have a lot of relatives who hit 100. Spad news for you, right? Yeah, I know, it's really, really unfortunate. What do you think? My great grandmother, I think she was 110 when she found, no, no, no, she was like a hundred

and eight when she finally died. She used to tell stories about her older sisters running guns for punch V across the US Mexico border that asked pretty big. Do you think it's really inconvenient for Super old people like when they select a birthday a birth is like right in the bottom of the list. They have this is probably relatively new Yeah, what's gonna be your story when you're a hundred and ten like she ran you know He's before the internet But that's gonna be cool to people like you're going to tell that story Oh, they're before the internet they're going to be like, I'm number one on rock band. What's up?

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We tried to process it organizing your music. Yeah, yeah, that was good. So I remember, I remember as it was a racing, the first thing that struck me as like something's wrong with this was it was a racing 49,000 files. And I was like, hmm, that's something is a good mystery. Like that I mean, as soon as it finished, I was like oh my God so I I erased I thought initially I thought it was 800 gigs worth of stuff it was 1.7 terabytes worth of stuff that I erased wow and yeah that's that was a nightmare

so it's crazy that an individual could have 1.7 terabytes of data or I have more I know I know I know he's certainly has more the way. So I mean ultimately I found like recovery program that was able to get a lot of it back. But the problem is now, when you erase something, there's like a table that has all the names of your files. Yeah. And that table gets erased. And it's just gone. So. File allocation table. Yeah. And so once that thing is gone, when it recovered all these files, I can recover all my stuff. it'd be like MP3 001, MP3 002, you know, photo JPEG 001. So nothing is labeled, there's no directory tree anymore.

And I guess you can't still buy date. Any, no, no, it's all recovered from the same exact time. That's a little different. And not only that, but when we do, so we capture video, we capture in our codec is photo JPEG. Yeah. And basically that is basically a container file that has a bunch of photos yeah so that container file broke so

all of my photo jpeg captures are now just giant like this is jpeg really thousands of jpeg make one movie file so like those are all trash but yeah just open them on quick time I see what I mean with audio that the sink to them is all gone too and so it's like it's just open them all in quick time. Well, I mean, but the audio that the sink to them is all gone too And so it's like it's just a huge pain. Well, when you wasn't a old stuff So I mean losing that wasn't the worst thing a lot of personal stuff Yeah, but and also from what I can tell I think any file over two gigs that you can't recover like or it doesn't recover properly Yeah, you must have your file system. It sounds yeah, so it's just like yeah, I mean, it was it was one of the worst nights

I've had a long time. I did it in just like immediately like sank in my chair and was like There's a significantly small portion of your hard drive that you lose that part your whole hard drive is screwed It's basically the table contents. Yeah, not even that's like it's like start here This is the block to start where data starts and like everything else is relative based on that Did you guys know you often when you save like two gig file? You don't have a continuous block of two gig free. Yeah, it's all over the plane. You have like a pointer file that says this year this year. Yeah, but anyway, this is that's at least when I was a computer science student getting that's the way it worked. It probably works entirely differently now. So I don't recommend

erasing an entire drive worth of stuff. That is a very bad day. I don't think you need to tell me and guess about that. Me and guests are so paranoid about data. Like I will call guests into my office and I'll say what's up and I will have disc utility open and I'll say I'm formatting a hard drive. I'm initializing a drive. I go I'm initializing this drive which I am identifying is that drive right there. Is that correct? Gus won't even miss a beat. He will go why you bothering me this? Gus goes that is correct. That is that drive. And like we'll sit there and go okay. Okay, click. It still amazed me. Nervic is I'm like he's calling me in here. So if he fucks up, it's my fault. There's no winning for me. And you will never hear the end of it.

I will only be the asshole in the future. Just the flex blame on you. The other day, you performed hard drive surgery. I did, man. I was so proud of that too. I'm picking a hair out of the air. There was a, Bernie brought a hard drive in that when it was, it was an internal drive

that when it was plugged in, it wouldn't even spin up. Nothing. It's acted like it was dead. Then he did some crazy Google searches and found out that sometimes drives get overvoltaged and there's like a little capacitor that burns out. On the board, on the PCB, on the hard drive. So he opened up the drive and cut out that little chip

from the PCB board and then put it all back together and then the hard drive started working again. Wow. The crazy thing I learned about it too is that the little, I guess little circuit board that controls the hard drive started working again. Wow, look at this. The crazy thing I learned about it too is that the little, I guess little circuit board that controls the hard drive, it's about this big on the normal sized hard drive. And I like S-A-T-A, this one was. That thing's not even screwed on there.

That thing's like held in place by just like the outside case. There was no like screws that bolt that to that. So I got what they called flush cut, the snipers, and then I went through and I went down to Home Depot, got them cut this little resistor off at this one point and then it worked again. The problem is now the drive is not reliable because it doesn't have that overvolt protection. It's just one little resistor that it burns out to protect the drive, but nobody knows that. So they toss the drive out. Yeah. Yeah.

Basically, yeah, but hardwired onto the circuit board. And the weird thing was we had another drive that was almost identical to that one That way we were gonna throw away anyway. It was in my office So we brought it out like looked at it and compared it and you like bring practice on that one To make sure we knew you know what we were doing. I was so goddamn proud of myself I'm sorry, but so what's that? The word it's called like fake body that you practice on or dead body Could ever yeah, yeah, we did our practice or to refurst and then did it.

I say to you, is my girlfriend's drive? Because she moved from Australia. And so it got overhauled because they have 220 down there. And so we just put the wrong voltage on it, I guess, when we were setting the stuff back up. It's apt. I felt responsible for it. So I was going to fix this thing.

So it's like super proud of the fact that I fixed this drive. She didn't care at all. So I explained. I explained if you opened a jaw. A jar of hot drives. Yeah, his drive. She didn't care at all. So I explained to him more. I explained to him, you opened a jaw. A jar of hot drugs. Yeah, pretty much. No, I was impressed.

I was like, oh wow, but he looked all this shut up. But did you blur it that way? I was like, that was like, man, it's all taking it. I panso a little tight now. Just a little. Just a little. So did you ever find out when men are supposed to get a finger stuck up their butt?

Yeah, so it's just that you just get told by your doctor. But apparently, 40 is what? According to Yahoo insert. 40 is the age when you show you the colonoscopy. Or earlier if you have a history. 40, alright. It's something some person said 50 to you at the age of 50. What do you look like?

That seems a lot old. That's a lot older than I thought it was. I thought it was 30 or 35. No, 40 sounds hard to me. No, I think I have a history of it. That's your family. No, 45. I wish it was 30 or 35. No, 40 sounds right to me. No, I just got a history of it. You're family. No, 45. I wish it was 50.

So you didn't want to talk to, to pop a thing? I don't want anything up my butt. It's lube. It doesn't matter. Now you're talking about a prostate exam. Yeah. That is different than a colonoscopy. Yeah, oh, prostate exam is the finger.

I think it's two. Is it two? No, it's one. Because his eyes got super big. Yahoo, you have to answer it. It's like, wait. Let's see what Google autocomplete when I type in how many fingers. No, put it up.

No, no, no, we don't want to put that online. Oh, God. Alright, what it, okay, this is how many fingers would eat? Yeah, it is? Good God And it autocompleeted this is the number one search for how many fingers How many figures does a person? Wow, God internet you are so dumb. How many figures can you fit and then that doesn't say anything? Oh, there you go. And how many figures do you get? How many figures do you get? How many figures can you fit if you put a specific end of it? What is that? How many fingers is a person? Why is that the number one search for fingers?

So what's the answer? How many fingers in a prostate? How many fingers? In the air player. I even looked up, I said how many fingers in the autocobletes? How many fingers in a human hand? What is wrong with you? How many fingers in a prostate exam?

Oh, surprisingly this has never been asked before, Google. What to expect from a prostate exam? No, God. One finger, brand. So, calm down. Index. You must have paid extra money. No, no.

We just want to really aggressive. We just watched a clip from an Anita Broad, the Ricky Zervais Steven Merchant Carl Pilkington show. And I guess the end of one of the seasonschant Carl Pilkington show and I guess the end of one of the seasons Carl Pilkington actually got his prostate checked while Steven Steven Merchant and Ricky Dervais were sitting there listening in on headphones and watching him. It was like six minutes long as some of the funniest damn thing ever. It's great. I mean I've got the prostate checked that's

a normal thing in part of like a normal physical well really a pretty that's Densive one. That's what I'm thinking when is that start the prostate exam things? I got that in my 20s man really yeah So I would do a dude I should go to a general practitioner who was an old military doctor fuck that don't do that I was like no, you know he was way too involved with my You know hernias and all that stuff Anybody got a hernia anymore my father had a hernia. Yeah, well way to involve with my junk. You know, hernias and all that stuff. Anybody got a hernia anymore? My father had a hernia.

It's like this is an old dude thing, like, brain with a bad back. I don't know people with bad backs anymore. That's like a dude from the 50s. It comes from work with a bad back. I was training her. I was working out. You were? Pumping iron.

Did you hurt your back doing bench press? Is that what you did? Probably, because that one you get to the last few, just like use your back form. That's your back form. Finish it. Bad form. Yeah, but I got it done.

But apparently, and then you're in the documents office. You got to have a strong back for fighting dogs. What were you going to say, Gavin? Well, the prostate is an area of, you know, it rouses you, right? Yeah. Go on. Did it feel good?

No. No. You haven't done something. So you're even a finger stuck in my body. Did you get in the mood? I have to make it up. Put up some music. Nothing. Ask you how you're doing. No, that's actually apparently what Gavin is saying. I think that you can you can get somebody off by massaging the prostate, which of course is something we've all seen road trip. Only exists only exists in the male So that wait what yeah, there's no prostate in women. Oh, really? No prostate. That's why they don't get prostate exams

Oh, they'll get prostate cancer either Did you see that video? I think it was I think I saw elastic on YouTube of the guy who's in a single engine propeller plane and The carburetor freezes What? Oh, he's like a passenger. single engine propeller plane and the carburetor freezes. What? He's like a passenger. There's somewhere over Utah and the carburetor freezes and so they begin an uncontrolled descent and so he brings he busts out his iPhone and starts recording video. It's he's in the plane with the pilot, his wife, his mother-in-law, and their baby. Oh, God, Jesus. So he's like, I'm sure he's gonna be fine.

The pilot's like, we need to find a field, or something, we gotta put this thing down. Wow. Uncontrolled descent is such a, you know, calm way to describe, like, crashing. And then, like, when they hit the ground, you see, like, the camera flies out of his hand, and then when they finally get it again,

and like, get out of the plane, it's upside down, and it's like I'll I'll fucked up. They all got out of it. Okay. She's like see I told you we'd be fine I was like fuck you do this fuck you you had nothing to do with this good He's like it goes to the pilot. Sorry about your plane man and the pilot is just like I love people walking away from massive Disasters like that but there's's that clip of the big truck crashing and the guy actually comes flying through the windscreen. And he just kind of grabs it as he's cartwheeling over and just lands and he literally just walks off and that.

Oh, geez. I think I was close. I've never been like a car accident or something where you're in shock afterwards. You're just like, what the hell just happened to me? Are most people? Well, I mean, some people like you. They crash a car and you're like, oh, wow.

Well, I mean, I knew a dude who saw, who was getting a pizza, who was walking to the pizza place, and he saw a car, come around a corner, hit a curb and roll and skid on this roof, and the woman inside was just screaming, and he went over and tried to help her out. But he realized, as he was running over,

he ripped his shirt off. I mean, what did I do that? And he was just there topless, like, when this, who did this? What are my friends in England? Really? That's super, man. I was like, oh, it's nothing there.

Will they get her out? Yeah, they go out. Did he flip the car over himself or anything? No. No. One time when I was... When I was going to college, we had gone to the liquor store. That was kind of down the road from where I went to school and we're driving back to the university and

It's a it's kind of a major street in Houston. We got to the light The light was red. Obviously. We were waiting for a left turn light turn green the car in front of us didn't go and then the light turned red again Like what the fuck the light turn green the car didn't go again It turned red like okay something's wrong. So we got out of the car walked up to the car in front of us and It was a SUV was like a Ford Expedition or something. And there was like this tiny blonde woman at the wheel, drunk passed out. Like the car was still in drive,

but her foot was on the brake. Oh, geez. And she was just like, wow, she's lucky. Yeah, she was just like asleep, slumped over. So it's like, well, we have to get her off the road. So it's like, we had to push this woman out of the way from the driver's seat. But then as we pushed her, her foot came off the road. So it's like, we had to push this woman out of the way from the driver's seat. But then as we pushed her, her foot came off the brake.

So the car starts going to the intersection. So we're chasing after the jump in. And then we pulled it into a gas station that was there at the intersection. And then that gas we parked it and turned it off. She's like, kind of stir. She's like, what's going on? I'm like, you got to get a cab or something like that.

She's a cower. So she called her a cab and put her in it. I think there was a key. And Austin, there was this woman who had a heart attack while she was driving on a highway so the car was kind of swerving and this kid driving a pickup went in front of her and then just kind of like put on his brakes and slowed down her car just by stopping. It's a lot of balls. I feel like that's how we get out of here.

It's our way there, consider video to the screen. So we can take a look at it. You can pull it up on this. Yeah. I just got to, I got to manually pull it up. Yeah. Look out, passed out redlining car on YouTube. This is a dude I've from him from a stadium where he was drunk after a football game. Get's in his car. Oh, get turns.

That's it. Right. Yeah. You know, I guess they were something real quick No, right. Go ahead He passed out with his foot on the gas, but the cars in park And he's just redlining his own car in park We'll post this in the linked up for people listen to the audio podcast and For the people watching on the area Wait, what's this guy doing is he passed out so he's passed that drunk and he's got a foot on the accelerator

So you're the engine is like yeah, oh, he's in red like that car. I was playing part. Yeah It's gonna gas himself. He's ain't going eight thousand this guy's like yeah, like all right Four four engine He bombs world I was you can tell us an over video because it's for free You want a filly shirt says I'm fill up the guy wasn't in the way. You want a Philly shirt says I'm going to fill it up. You have a guess? I think you can still fill these shirts other places. Well, if it, no, he's out of game or something.

You know, it's going to be an bargain. Camino, wait game. Dude, you're fucking blowing up your car. I feel bad dude man. You probably did about like $5,000 damage to his car. Dude you're fucking blown up your car Yeah, that engine is gone. You still out. Yeah, you still out Sure, you had a good time He's like you getting knocked out

It's put him in the passenger seat. It was coming hospital like this. Poor bastard, dude. I'm sorry for somebody who gets in the car. That drunk, but. Yeah. I mean, do reach a point, too, where it's like you just can't make good decisions when you're drunk enough, you know? Yeah, that's tough.

We went to an after party after the streamies, which I guess I should talk about, too. And I did something I haven't done in years where like, I was happy in celebrating and a bunch of people did tequila shots and game tequila shot and I did it. Game over. No normally I just was smart. I got lucky this time and it wasn't game over. Usually if I have a night where I get so drunk and make a fool of myself and I can't remember what happened, usually the last thing that I remember is taking shot. Yeah the last memory is the feeling of a glass and the ceiling and you know it's bad. You were just tipping your head back. For that shot to Kila.

And it's gone. Or awesome. And then you wake up the next morning. My body knows. So what about you but that didn't happen this time? No, I didn't happen this time. It was okay this time. We were, because I think we moved from place to place a bunch of times. We started off that there was a stream he's had an official after party then we went to like, there's all these digital studios now that I don't think most people who know exist online. Like there's, you know, I guess the one that's most associated

with us is machine-mouthing, they're a big network. But there's a bunch of other ones like Maker and the collective and a bunch of other regular ones. And they're like studios and they do these parties after the streamies, so we kind of went from one of the next and had a good time. You said Maker and it made me think about this. We've been talking with the people, the company that makes those maker bots, those 3D printers. We talked about some of the podcasts last time about

Barbara's great idea of what to do with our 3D printer. Yeah well we confirmed today they're coming to RTX. They're going to bring a few units with them to demo. Sweet. And they're going to, so as a result, we're going to have one or two of those printers here at the office. Why, look at the grin on your face, dude. It's just like, you guys are going to be just devious of those things. Well, we have to learn how to model a dick in Maya first. I mean, we can figure out how to mod. Dude, you can download a model of a dick.

I download a dick. You can import into Maya. You want to download a car. So yeah, I'm really, really, I got to see those printers in action when I went to dice. So I'm really excited to get one here, so we can print some stuff up. There's a 3D model that was just made

and a way to reveal it. We'll get it printed out, but I don't know if you've seen it in the back. Oh, yeah, that's definitely a winner. It's definitely a winner. But it's a big conversation So we were looking up before we started the podcast our showing JJ some videos of this 3d printer in action and

One of the related videos and we didn't click on it So I don't know if it's legit or not but one of the related videos in the YouTube was how to print a real working 3d gun Oh, look there's a Well first shirt model of penis. Do you want to stream that? Human penis. Barbara, does this pass here a quality check? There you go. No. No, great. It's too flaccid for Barbara. Not the veins. Sorry, we need to interrupt you.

No, no, that's it. That's it. That's it. There'll be there. We're gonna have some. The office. He's true, there's some PS4 news happening tomorrow. Some what? Oh, yeah, or today, if he was in the audio podcast. Right, yeah, and on Wednesday, I think at 5 p.m. central time. I might do this one, I might do PS4.

You might? Yeah, if they change the controller, it seems the same controller. It's the same controller. It's the same controller, but with a touch screen, how the Vita has the touch screen. The touch pad.

The touch pad stuff on the back. Now it's got it on the front. So it's the same like D but with like a touch screen. How the the Vita has the touch pad. Touch pad stuff on the back. Now it's got it on the front. So it's the same like Dopee. No. What makes you want to go to the PS4? If you didn't care for the PS3, what's different? The rumor is that it will launch later this year. I think they said October and November.

Yeah. We'll find out for certain. We'll do for new consoles. PS3 launched in 2006. So by this fall fall little only be like seven years old. Yeah, I thought they were 10 years cycles That's what they said yeah, yeah, yeah, but 10 years is supposed to what were they before they were like five if that if that really? Yeah, the Xbox 2001 three. Yeah, yeah for yeah What about Nintendo like Nintendo super Nintendo like what was that launch? That's a different world dude. Yeah, but I mean like 88 and then 94

84, 84, nothing in 10, no, I think Super Nintendo was 92 I thought It used to be back then consoles would come out with such massive release gaps between countries Yeah, I think it came out in the Super Nintendo came out in Japan almost two years before it came out in Europe really Yeah, can you imagine it just like wait in two years for console? That's crazy two years before it came out in Europe. Really? Yeah. Can you imagine just like wait in two years for the console? What's crazy? Yeah. Well, I got annoyed when Hailey II came out one day before in America

that I did in England. Really good. Well, I mean, this might be good. But this might be a good thing for Xbox, the next generation Xbox, then. I mean, I can't. I already seem they're going to be head to head. Yeah, I can't imagine Microsoft allowing PlayStation

to get a year jump on them. So, yeah, I should- So, it's happened in the past? Yeah, the PS2 came out a year before the original Xbox, but then the 360 came out a year before the PS3. No. Did you know it's like this? Really? Super Nintendo. Japanese release date for Super Nintendo was November 21st, 1990.

American, North America was August 23rd, 91. Europe was April 11th, 92. And then Australia was July 3rd, 1992. So it came out almost two years in Australia, two years after it came out in Japan. Which trade is Australia is right there next to Japan. So that must have been a region for DVD encoding? I think they're separate. Yeah, region. That's a certain region.

A certain region encoding for Blu-rays. Yes, but they have letters now. It's at a number. Okay. Would you consider the super Nintendo to be a very successful console? I think so. Yes. How many units do you think it's old? It's gonna be low. It's gonna be a lot lower than 40 million. How many? Yeah. Okay. You want to yes? 41 million. 50 million. 49 million. I think the Nintendo's were all winners until the GameCube, right? I mean, the GameCube really... Let's look it up. You got it. Let's take it back.

I think that was like that. Yeah, that was... Let's try it in. Like all the different buttons with the... There were different shapes. Like that bean button. That was a 10-year cycle. Super Nintendo to GameCube.

That was 10 years ago. But in Nintendo 64. Oh, you're right. Sorry. I forgot about that one. What one was the NES? Oh, it was the Nintendo 5? Was Nintendo? No, no, no, no, it wasn't that long. It was 86, I think. Really? In the US at least, right? So we're saying the NES, the release date was July 15th, 1983, in Japan. Okay. Wow. America was October of 85. So it was like six years on that one.

Wow. America was October of 85. So it was like six years on that one. John, typical. Yeah. Well, I'm excited. I'm ready to see the next generation consoles. I'm really curious to see how they're going to incorporate more online aspects.

Like, I mean, Xbox Live, this generation has been amazing. Yeah. And the idea of doing, like, I hear actually, of all places, I heard on Fox News, they were talking about the PS4 announcement. Like, I was driving around and I heard on the radio and was like, what, really News they were talking about the PS4 announcement. I was driving around and I heard on the radio and I was like, really, they were talking about

this and they were saying that it's going to stream PS3 games. We can actually buy games, stream and play it. Maybe not even have a few stops. When you say stream, you say, it's like on live with the doing that. That's how you can buy a game and then just start playing it right away. Did that work out? Not for them. That's kind of interesting.

That's going to be the solution for backwards compatibility. That's interesting. That's not a necessarily solution. You still need a hardware to decode and to play the title. Yeah, but I mean, you're not taking old games, not putting old me and then trying to redo it. Yeah, but I mean, that's no different at all, Jack. It still has to run the same software.

From the hardware perspective, there's no difference as to whether the machine receives physical media or a streamed Piece of data. Well, but then how does online work? It just it just streams it as a session is created remotely I believe okay, so we're in remotely. How do we not how do we not know that's what it's gonna be for the PS3? I see I'm gonna be poor. Well my piece just fucking destroyed me right there. Yeah, what's up? My PS3 has Hardware's a possibility that it has the PS2 chip and they're about that too I'm done. Yeah, they fucked everyone else. Yeah, I've got that. What's the best selling console of all time PS2? How many units sold 180 million? I thought it was 130

153 million as a corner wikipedia. What is Xbox 360 have no? 70 the Xbox 360 is outsold the Nintendo entertainment system. Well, not if thought that was the case. What is it? The NES is like, I thought Nintendo would probably have the lead on everybody just from, you know, every mother in America calls every video game system to Nintendo.

Yeah, you know, it's kind of the brand for what means video game console, but no, it's like, everything else is pretty much outsold the NES. Well, the funny thing is that doesn't necessarily guarantee success. Like you think about Xerox machines. Xerox came one.

Yeah, but you became the term for photocopying stuff. Xerox, it's your ship. Yeah, banning though. Still number one. What was I going to say? I completely forgot what I was about to talk about. Well, I want to say you sold a hundred fifty-three million units. Yeah, no, okay.

So isn't it something like the last 25 months, the Xbox 360 is outsold every other console? Like the last 25 months in a row. Like that's impressive. And I just, I'm really having trouble seeing Sony making up that. Look, I'm gonna launch, I have a good. Yeah, but you would have said the same exact thing

with the PS2 versus the Xbox. Yeah, I mean, the PS2 is a huge lead over the, original Xbox. And the PS2's life cycle was more, it didn't end when the PS3 came out. It was at least two years. I think they just stopped production of PS2's like within the last six months.

Well, honestly, the PS2 may have hurt the PS3. Like, PS2 is so popular, it may have hurt the actual, you know. Yeah, Godawar 2 came out, like I think when the PS2 was ending, like a major release while it was still winding down. You know, really I heard by Spock and I, was the Wii.

The Wii sold 99 million units. It's the best selling Nintendo console, but Wii, because everybody owns it one. Yeah, no one plays it. No one plays it. Well, they just sit there gathering dust. It's gonna kill that fucking Wii U, and the Wii U is a great console.

Are there tremendously fun? Kevin and I were talking about this earlier. Are there any games with a head-to-head aspect like new Super Mario Bros. had on the DS? Yeah. Mario Bros. on a head-to-head. Yeah. Well, we you can play a cooperative mode, but you don't have to play so cooperative. Because you can like, when someone's playing

on the controller traditional Mario style, you can sit there with the Wii U pad and just add like areas like platform for them to jump up. That's originally why I thought Forge was going to be in Halo 3. Like when they did the first announcement of Forge, there was people fighting and then people would drop them tanks and guns. You can totally fight though. I know what you mean though. You know what confused me by that was the budget that you have in Forge Because they they assigned a I guess a dollar value to it because that means that's the way it to me and but it's like You know every video game comes with a budget like a resource budget that they can't do things because like oh We can't draw the distance to infinity because we just don't have the budget to do that

With the way the game is built in the engine So I guess the way they associate that was actually making a budget, a dollar budget forage. That's interesting. Do you guys watch the Destiny stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks awesome. Really? Yeah, I forgot the style that Bungie has. Like Halo 4 came out, more of some game.

But then in this trailer, I just got all these weird Halo 3 kind of feelings, like the style that Bungie does, that's shown all these symbols and patterns and then they get music. Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, I remember this. Well, they're by docks in general too, or like very specific. Yeah, and then you see all the familiar faces from the old ones. It's, I'm really excited about it.

And we don't really know what it is there. But what format is? It's quite a bit of information I thought. It's just like a first person shooter, except in a giant world, like persistent world, living world is what they said. Yes. And the one thing I found really really interesting is the fact that like I mentioned this Malau is that they didn't announce what platforms it was going to be on.

You can preorder it on the 360 and PS3. Okay. But is that necessarily mean it's true? Linked from the Bungie website. Okay. But also it's not coming out this year, which is kind of surprising. So I don't know. Which I think there is a PS4 coming out it'd be.

It'd be on the older console. Well, they also talked about how they wanted this to have like a 10 year cycle and move forward. So you think that would well. Does that mean the universe though or does that mean the title? There's a universe. So yeah, Kotalker did a breakdown like apparently they went through their contract like they went through their contract with with Activision. Right. They were actually put like pulling parts and like talking about sort of like not add on packs, but basically what would be like the sequels

that are all still going to be in the same game. Almost like World of Warcraft, where the worlds will exist, but things change and they kind of alter things around in the game. So I'm really curious to see how it's going to work out. I know Microsoft has been very anti-MMO for their consoles. So this is kind of, I'm curious to see how,

like if it's gonna be two separate worlds where there's the PlayStation people over here and the Xbox people over here, or it's all gonna be one big thing. I'm sure it'll be separated. Like the user basis will be so big, it won't really matter about mixing. Who knows, I mean, we don't, you know.

Why not integrate them? Yeah, you got it cool. That'd be fun just to be like, you know, the Xbox versus the PS guys, you know, like having those battles, like all like, you know, the Xbox versus the PS guys, you know, like having those battles. Like, all right. You know what I'm saying?

I think the whole Xbox versus PS PlayStation thing is just, it's irrelevant anymore. Like, there's both making shit loads of money, like hand over fist. It's like, who sells more consoles? They're both just doing crazy, crazy emails. It is opposed to like, if you look at the previous generations where I think it was much more contingent on how many units were sold. Crazy crazy emails As opposed to like if you look at the previous generations where I think it was much more Conting it on how many units were sold I think people I think the reason people argue is not like number of console soul It's quality of titles the first party development

But now the quality of services offered to you to be deal and also like the way in which they release those services Microsoft has a policy of paid services like Xbox live you have to pay for but you don't have to play for the PlayStation net I mean you can look at like I mean it's interesting to see it a massive market how those two services have done Like the PlayStation network has been kind of like this non-stop nightmare in my opinion with like the hacks and all that stuff and just like The inconsistent experience that you have on it, but it's free But it's free, but it's free, but it's free. Some of the rumors are that with the PS4 they're going to migrate to a paid platform, like Xbox Live Gold. Really? Yeah, I believe what I read was they're going to call it PlayStation World. Instead of PlayStation Plus, and that it'll be like live, we have to pay a yearly fee for it.

That being said, the fact that Xbox teams have so much paid DLC on it too It's like I liked a double-edged sword. I like the fact that developers can continue to support the game and they continue to develop the game afterwards But then also it's like everything has DLC now and not every not every game should have DLC I hate to say it you know It's like yeah some games I just want to play it launch and play for a month and then that's it and I don't want to come back later and play like Six months later play new characters. Well a lot of games don't want to come back later and play like six months later play new characters. Well games don't suit that What I can't go back to mass effects after having not played it. That's why I never play Mass Effect DLC You know, I never play come come again. I had no idea how to play this game anymore

I played it solely for probably a week and then didn't play it for six months I absolutely did when I when I recently got back into those DLC I picked it up and it was like two minutes of what then it was Back in I guess I gave up really quick like two minutes of what then it was I guess I gave up really quick yeah it start to be a part of DLC is like an orientation part again like just get people back of how to play again that's a common thing everybody runs into that like when I get DLC I have to relearn the game yeah but why not just start a new fresh game from the beginning to relearn the controls you're like

all right fucking I don't want to start. I don't want another. We started a massive heck of a game. Yeah. We're not gonna want another fucking tutorial for our work through the game. Yeah, even like, what was it? It started college over there, man. What was the first DLC, or the first big DLC

for Grand Theft Auto 4 that angels in the dam or something? Lost in the dam. Lost in the dam. They had that, because there was a whole motorcycle thing, and they kind of retouched you how to drive motorcycles, and they had some new mechanics there. And that's basically what you're talking about. It's kind of getting back into the drive in GTA. Well, no, I just say, no, it's kind of retouched you how to drive motorcycles and they had some new mechanics there. And that's basically what you're talking about.

It's kind of getting back into the drive in GTA. Well, no, I just think, no, it's kind of getting re-attuned to the world. I think we've mentioned this before too. A game that does that really well, that just like, it assumes you haven't played in a little while and it kind of like gets you back in. Boraland says that really well.

Like Boraland tells you what you're working on. Like here's the question, and it rereads the quest to you and starts you over when you log back in in the middle of it. Because it doesn't know how long you've been gone essentially. Let me ask you this. Doesn't it seem like the era of third party exclusivity is over? Third party exclusivity. You have games that are made by Sony, like a ton of games, and those are exclusives to the PlayStation. But if you look at the PS2 and how many games were exclusives to the PS2 that weren't owned by Sony,

like what? It was a time. Give me one example. The Metal Gear franchise. Metal Gear's not owned by Sony? No, it's not. No, it's not. I mean, there's a time.

This is just like... That's not the case. It's just a battle like Twisted Neal. I think the Sony Eale, I'm not an entertainment, is that one? It's Astronomal. If you look at the list of PS2 exclusives, but now it's everybody's making sure all the consoles. Well, I think I think the Sony Online Entertainment is that. Is it Sony? It's Astronomical. If you look at the list of PS2 exclusives, but now it's everybody's making sure all the consoles. Well, I think the level of difference between the consoles isn't so much game related as

it is the experience. I think it's more that, you know, it's all the same. As a publisher, it doesn't make sense to release something for one console. Right, right. People are getting out of it now. I agree. I think it's smart. A lot of times they ask for so much money now for exclusivity that it's really just

kind of an acquisition thing at that point Yeah, I'm gonna make my decision Apple will win Apple will win this battle Apple's already Apple's the number one console. I mean really honestly I mean, it's like if you look at the iPhone well, they've outsold everything. Yeah, we joked about this back way back in the drunk Gamers dance I don't know if you remember we joked about the Apple console being called the iPhone the I fun And it was like it was just a sphere. It was loaded in air. Yeah. And it was with the iFUN. And that was the iFUN. It was like the the Apple console. I think Apple is going to be the one who kills cable TV. If they can eventually make that

deal with cable providers, then they integrate that into the Apple TV and your iPhone. That's a big if man. cable providers are very protective of their. Yeah, but I mean they said the same thing with network TV when cable came out but yeah cables never gonna mess with network TV and network TV. Yeah but you can don't forget yeah yeah but if you look at the level of difference between what cable is the network. The infrastructure that's built in the ground to get this data to houses and get all this bandwidth there that's not going anywhere branded I mean that's it's not I mean we can build wireless networks and things like that,

but it's like the fact that most people don't yet have a smartphone, that they can go in their house, their house is pre-wired. I mean, that's gonna be hard to topple that. Yeah, but that same network still provides you internet. I mean, it's just the way that you, it doesn't matter if you get it through a cable,

a coaxial cable, or, I mean, that's still how you get cable internet. It's just the level of integration into your life, which is different than if you get it through a cable, a coaxial cable or I mean that's still how you get cable internet It's just the level of integration into your life, which is different than if you have a cable car It goes away What instead of do they have to continue to provide your cable? I don't know. No, we don't know about cable network. They can cable studio like they could still provide they could still provide I'm talking about cable providers like time Warner's going away Yeah, I guess time Warner wouldn't go well

They'd have to find a way to make more money out the internet for them to exist. Well listen, I can't control, yeah. I thought that battle was gonna come with Netflix, really, because if you look at how much money cable companies make, like time Warner, Comcast, how much they make on video on demand services, it was a big part of, even though I don't know anybody who fucking watches the video on demand, but apparently

it's just use cash cow for them. And you know, they're watching those revenues drop. And on the other side, they're watching their expenses go up on the internet side because everyone's just choking down bandwidth. And they're like, what are they doing? Oh, it's Netflix. And they're, you know, Netflix building a,

building our video and demand service, basically, for free, but on our network and charging everyone for it. That's the, that's the view of the cable companies. You're like, this is our network. We do network. Do you think like citywide Wi-Fi could replace the need for that infrastructure? Why the future?

She almost did it, but Earthlink, I think, went. We voted down and also the time too. Why in the fuck does Austin not have free Wi-Fi in the airport? Gus? You're 30 minutes free now. Oh, is that true? Boying out is 30 minutes free Wi-Fi. OK, that's good.

OK, so it's way behind the time. Here's a question for you. If you buy a new house, like a house that's built, I wish Adam was here, we could ask him, do they still run phone lines in the house? Yeah, they do. Yeah. I think they have to.

They have to. There is a portion of your bill, and it is a surprisingly significant amount of money that is called the Universal Service Fund, and it's part of the FCC, it's part of when they established telephone network. It basically says every house is gonna have a phone line to it and it costs the same amount to provide a phone line to any house in America.

So if you live in a ranch at the top of the mountain that you pay 60 bucks to have your phone installed and the difference is made up by the Universal Service Fund. The Universal Service, everyone has it. They almost did it for broadband 60 bucks to have your phone installed and the difference is made up by the universal service fund every universal service Everyone has it. They almost did it for broadband and it was George Bush Jr. that almost pushed that through that Everyone was gonna have that broadband by a certain amount of time. I was part of the telecommunications act. Was it I believe yeah But it was gonna be like I mean seriously It's like like a ranch to install a phone line ranch might be like 12 grand

To do it, but they pay 60 bucks for installation just like everybody else. But when Houston, when Houston wanted to put the citywide Wi-Fi, they specifically wanted to isolate areas that were more low income, that would be close to free. So I mean, there's an attempt there and an ability to be able to help provide broadband to all parts of a city regardless of like the. But there's the broadband everywhere. You just get cable internet. But a whole thing though, right, is that our network here in this

country, the hard wire, doesn't compete with what people are doing in other countries. Because their network is fine. The network can scale. The network has capacity. It's companies that throttle it and choose to charge what they charge for the level of service they provide. So you're saying they're not, they don't have a restriction, they're just choosing in, they're just trying to take advantage of what you need.

The network that's built to, wherever you live, they're built to my house, we could have much faster internet. So we could compete with South Korea. It's just the provider who choose to throttle you to the speed you have and charge you what they charge. Those bastards. So you say that now and they're going to start fucking with our stream. Yeah, we're going to start getting downgraded. When you poop. We're going to be this every time.

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Well, do you let your tip ever touch the inside of the bowl? The bowl. No. How do you stop that? This got a tuck. So you're like, you're tucking into what, guys? They're tucking up against yourself. So you constantly tuck it? Sometimes you'd like, you know, some bowls are like, you're like, I'm talking into what, guys. I'm talking up against yourself. So you constantly talk to me.

Sometimes you'd like, you know, some bowls are like, that's what I'm saying. I'm literally moved. And I guess it's a tiny bowl. Yeah, but it's hard. You're not constantly talking. You just talk once. You hold it there.

Now some, there's some small bowls. It's not only talking. No, constantly, I imagine you're talking, like you're just like, no, you don't have it. What are you talking about? I just rest mine on top of the ring. So instead of going down, I go up and over. I hope you kid it, right? Of course he's kiddin' it.

Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack is just gonna the bathroom and throw it up over his shoulder. All right, take a load off. So are you having difficulty with a small bowl? Yeah, I'm kind of like twisting almost to find the perfect angle. Go back first. You have a round toilet bowl as opposed to an oval one, which is considered a higher value toilet bowl, where there's like a luxury toilet bowl where it's longer. And the water is quite high, and I don't know what's worse if it hits the side of the bowl or whether it's it's drowning

you know that's definitely worse good yeah it's most definitely worse I would say yeah you know water in a toilet is clean in a tank in the bowl not so much no no at that point it's not good so I'm I excited about something. I got to announce last night at midnight. Why does it need an announcement? Cuz don't cuz I was well, it was supposed to be a surprise and I and someone leaked it last week, but anyway I did how come nobody communicated this that it was supposed to be a big fucking announcement. Okay, anyway Well, I'm going to it's not like you can't leak it's like oh it leaks I Pissed before the protests. It's a relevant This is a big deal for me. I'm going to Australia

So I'm going to Melbourne. I'm going to the Gold Coast. I'm going to Sydney So Gold Coast is a casino. Melbourne's Gold Coast and Sydney. Yeah, yeah, like in between I'm gonna jump around my bounce around as you find this stuff So I will be drinking all over Australia and it's gonna be on drinks some James Boog So obviously I'll be in supernova and in Melbourne first and then Gold Coast me and Barbara Eden and Alicia Dushku Are you gonna be there? Yeah, I think it's Alicia right? Elijah Elijah Dushku anyway, and a bunch of other really cool people so I do you don't want to wait for the press to get here

Yeah, was the announcement made in behind two years before it was made here? Yeah, absolutely. So anyway, I was very, very excited. And this could be a lot of fun. So if you're in Australia, I will gladly drink with you. And it'll be good times. And I want to pet a koala.

Yeah, I can get a one direction guys. So that's my announcement. Thank you. Hey, we're all very excited. Everyone Australia is very excited. I can tell. Now it's one less one less running joke that the audience can bring up. Thank God. That is actually a helpful thing. Our audience's ability to go with running jokes is I know with not I wouldn't even call them jokes running recurring. I have no idea. Yeah, just repeating repeating it so funny. Yeah, just repeating

stuff over and over again. Headlight blue. I want to point out we were nominated at the Streamies for Best Series overall audience choice and Best Animated Series for Red Versa Blue. And we won both of them. And Editing for Red Versa Blue as well. That was one of the ones they announced beforehand that we didn't win. We didn't win. They announced it before this ceremony. But we didn't win for Best Animated Series. We lost to Tom Hanks, apparently, has an animated series, which I was not aware of.

Are you ever watched it? You ever watched it? Electric City? I have no idea. He made one. Yeah, it's on Yahoo. But it's like, you know, when you're up against Tom Hanks, not to sound bitter or anything. Was he there to accept the award?

No. He did not show up. In fact, the guy who got up and accepted the award in his behalf was kind of douchey and was like, I was like, Tom O'Neill, we know what this award is. You know, and that kind of stuff. It's nice. Well, thanks, dude.

That's awesome. Was it Chaz Hanks? His son? His rapping son? Oh, no, no, no. What's not his rapping son? So, and then we sourcebed the Phil DeFranco original channel. They won for Best Series Audience Choice Award.

Which I think clearly blame on our audience, right? We can be like, that's true. They're too busy telling you honey doesn't spoil. Well, look, look guys, you could have done better in one award, but you didn't use it. Of course that clearly is a better audience. So we are streaming video of JJ Abrams being interviewed. So better luck next time audience winning an award. Sure that way.

Yeah. We're gonna ship everybody a copy of the award, too. What's that? We had it all planned. We're gonna ship everybody's devoted. Yeah, it's like what 200 bucks copy for the trophy. We were gonna make whatever, how many people voted for it. I would like to see the final members of like a real poll,

like internet poll, it's like what how it broke down. But I had a one, Hannah won for best comedic performance. She gave us a shout out, too. Yeah, it's like what how it broke down. But Hannah won, Hannah won for best comedic performance. She gave us a shout out too. Yeah, she's awesome. She's awesome. And Grace won for best personality of the year for the internet. I think it's a lot easier to win awards when you're just one person. When you're just one person.

Yeah. As opposed to a company full of people. Yes. The streaming awards in particular for internet awards have a problem in that they tend to go to TV people or movie people who kind of slum it in internet stuff. Like that's definitely approach. They just have a history of that. I don't know why.

Like the first year they ever existed, they gave Zach Gallifinakis like eight awards. He wasn't there to get any of them. Like this didn't even bother you. Well between two ferns or something. Yeah, the between two ferns and like they they honored. Got Isabella Rossalini. This is a Bella Rossalini is that her name? Should they a key issue? I got that back. Oh, it's not her. No. It's not who's name sounds like Isabella Rossalini. I forgot about that

a key issue. They had a couple of the people from NCIS presenting too, right? They brought in some temp tell. Oh, ho, ho. Well, Chris Hardwick, Chris Hardwick hosted the stream. He was funny. It had a really funny opening monologue. He was talking about, it's a popular show. He was talking about the way the internet works. He was talking about how he was watching the meteor footage.

And it had like, you're four million, like, by the way, I want to point out the fact that the meteor footage was caught by what? Russian-man. I told you. made that when it happened major Nelson tweeted So what does everyone in Russia have like dash cams and a bunch of people tweeted at him Yes, this was discussed in the RESTY podcast Like what a year ago. I'm surprised that nobody has yet made a movie that's just footage from Russian dash cams And that's it. It's like a narrative movie like a Blair witch. That's actually gonna be wrecked for I think yeah

Yeah, like they they they rebuild the pocket paranormal activity 7 could be done with Russian dash cams Ilya on the Douglas, right. Yeah, so so and so I was happy that Hannah One she actually beat Kristen Bell in her category Well, I was nominated for best best comedie performance and I gotta say it's like I voted for these things too I mean there's a lot of web content out there It's easy to gravitate towards names you know. We're like just watch those, you know. Especially it's not a category that you work in,

like best dramatic series. I just tend not to vote when I get to that category. Because I don't watch dramatic web series. And I would just go, oh, I know these people and I know this show, I'll just vote for that. You know what I mean? Or I have to watch. It depends on the voting body for the different awards, but there's one in particular organization where

It's like 35 bucks to enter your show so a ton of people enter and there will be a category of like best comedy on the internet There will literally be 200 entries to watch and they're all like seven to ten minutes each with ads What with ads? Yeah, with some times with ads on top of YouTube, yeah. It's like, it seems like an impossibility. You mentioned that Chris Hardwick posted the streamies. He also hosted the Dice Awards when I was out there in Vegas. That guy is a professional. He's awesome.

Because when he came out for the Dice Awards, I swear it was one of the most disinterested audiences I've ever seen. He was talking about that before. He was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was making jokes and talking and, nothing, he was getting nothing back. That was me up there. I would, I would, I don't know what I do. I just, I'd, I'd run away and hide.

He'd show him us go on. Yeah, but you know, he kept with it and then, you know, he eventually the audience warmed up and, We win him over. Yeah, he, he won him over about, like, man, that was, and I, he, he talked to us after the war, I was like, it's like, you really held it together out there. I don't know how you did that. Like I would be so excited about that.

Yeah, it was, it was touring standup comic, too. Yeah, he does that for a living. He's been doing a long time. Yeah, he knows what he's doing. He was really funny. He had a great joke during the Streamy's monologue, which was that he watched the meteor footage of the day and it had like four million views and it has 50,000 likes and Like 780 like dislikes. It's like who the fuck dislikes me

What is it what do you what statement are you trying to make by disliking the meteor? So this isn't as good as 911 Wow, right there. Yeah, he did like somebody with a terrestrial bias was like rocks from no They're taking the footage from our earth rocks So there's no footage of the action of the meteor hitting anything right? No, those people are dead I mean seriously, no, I mean that they've they've shown like you can see the building hit that zinc plan Yeah, like just a giant ass hole in the roof. It's just a big cow. What is like, I mean, there's no cameras pointed at us.

Most of the aliens are trying to set back our zinc production. Why? Most of it exploded though above the city, right? Yeah, or like in the atmosphere. But it's still the most extreme impact. Yeah, they say that part of it hit that zinc plan. I think another part they speculate went into this frozen lake. And I know they were like sending divers in the frozen lake

to recover. Would you even call it if it was coming right at you would you even bother running? Yeah, yeah. Where would you go? So would you? Would you know Gavin? You would see the fireball and run from it. It might be small enough to where it's not a big deal by the time it hits the ground like there's that story about I think it was a woman who was taking a nap in her house one time and if he'd your right fell to her house and hit her while she was napping, and she woke up and there was a rock on her. How big was it?

It was like this big, you're like a baseball. Wow, and it slowed down enough? Yeah. That's a lot of force. Yeah, and because I think it hit her roof, went through the second story of her house, and then came into the first story and went through that floor.

Maybe it was telling the story wrong. Maybe it hit her back. Right. In fact, she was fine. She was totally fine, maybe you'd hit her back. Right. She was fine. She was totally fine. She had one end over throat. But then she was like, you're sleeping. And you're like, it's like you got punch on one tip.

You're like, this rock just came from space. Damn kids. It's like, you know what I mean? It's like, me, dear man. Did you watch that? No. That was good. Well, you know, the impact of a two, the damage that it does doesn't necessarily have to be from the rock hitting stuff was the

Shokway or even exploding in the atmosphere too like that I don't know if you the bombs that went off and hear a sheema the ones that have actually been detonated But nuclear bombs don't don't hit the ground. No those detonated above the city They detonate above above the earth and then they the shogs because it's more of a shock wave to make, like, you know, like, hit like here, and the shock wave just builds like that, and the building's blocked. I think also when they do a aerial detonation, like that, the fallout spreads further.

Yeah. Who are the people who come up with that? Who like, oh, well, you know, we'd better if we detonated the nuclear bomb at 1,000 feet. The people right under it, they get killed by the light. It just makes a shadow of them on the where they were well that happened I'm not like pop it. Wait a second. He's right. They get killed by the light It's really right. It goes right through them. Well, it it's also like

You never had to be them when you're completely wrong about something are you though? I mean the light you mean the heat or the light you're saying the light You the light is what kills them they get lighted death they get burned there's a bright enough light go ahead you in when it you know bright the sun is you heard the way you heard the phrase deer in the head lights the same thing right everyone knows you never actually hit a lot of deer you hit a corpse Light kill you I'm supporting me how light like using brightness right? That's what you mean by light be careful because someone someone on the internet is gonna find some dumb

He's a thing though. He's saying light. I know I know you shine a torch through your finger go ahead You can see it we can see in your hand Conny, but you're saying the brightness is what does it? That's what I'm reading for what's on me here? But what are you saying? Well, I thought the brightness just smear everyone on the ground just And they turn to dust it's because they cast like halo There's a glass. It's something to though because like the people who are burned. It's the heat It's he's there is a ton of heat but like light comes before heat light comes before you technically that is correct

this is such a big as a speed of heat heat is a specific thing heat is a specific thing we got killed by the heat and the pressure like the shock wave that and light comes along with it I've never heard of something you can kill by light but when they're burned like if if if if Gavin was in a black burn burn by heat, but you don't get burned by the heat of the sun. You get burned by the light of the sun. You get burned by ultraviolet light. That's energy. You're talking about energy that it comes with heat that comes with light. You know, my brightness, you're saying they got cooked by a spectrum of light. Yeah. By a spectrum of light. It's all energy

Yeah, it's all energy, but typically when you say light you mean brightness like the last the brightness of it Not the heat of it and then there's a force that comes with an impact of an explosion as an actual physical force that comes But it's all energy. It's all energy. In fact the people are energy as well and that's what they're just why we We're talking about energy. What's this got to do with anything? Why do you bring up light? You're saying the light killed them. The light was so bright it killed them. According to who is mazoic, we are all so dumb.

Yeah, clearly. Now, people are saying that light is a form of electromagnetic, electromagnetic energy or something. I don't know, whatever. So actually, oddly enough, Gavin is getting a lot of support here into the tweets that are coming in the RT podcast tweets. You can see a lot of the burn stream microwaves. So my friends, clearly my way.

The internet's right. We said microwaves. You can see a lot of the burns people have. They're like kind of dependent on what they were wearing. Like Gavin would actually have burn stripes. Like the lighter part of a shirt would be burned more. Yeah, everything else. But that's not to do with heat though I'm not saying one way

so the radiation so how scared are you of North Korea right now I'm not scared I'm not scared did you see North Korea threatened South Korea today they said they say that shit all the time but it's like all it takes is one no it's like the kid was right we'll we need to just ignore them they they set off a new fuck them who cares they've already had a set they've done it before they did it again though and just ignore them that at set off a nuke. Fuck them. Who cares? They set off a nuke. They did it again though. And just ignore them. At some point that country is going to fail and a last dying breath is going to be them

launching a nuke somewhere. No, they'll need food. I mean, they'll always need something. But the head leaders of that country have food. They're okay. They don't give a shit about the people of that country. They have no country to rule over if everyone else is dead but this is why they don't know what people support their life

so what is your fear where's your fear? I'm thinking that eventually North Korea is going to like they're going to hit this point where like they're getting too many sanctions on them they're saying you know too many people are against them like you know no one is supporting them they're there because they research nuclear weapons I just stop the research but obviously that's not working, because they're still doing. Right, so they're having to reach that point. And they reach that point, they'll stop. No, we've already sanctioned them. So what is your culture?

What will they do? I'm thinking they're going to launch a new, it can hit something. And hit what? Probably South Korea. And kill how many people? Who knows? A lot of people.

Yeah, a lot of people. I mean, that'd be the first new to go off and went in a civilian territory since what? Hiroshima? We've met. Microsoft has met after a while. There's never been a weapon used besides the US. I'm against Japanese.

Yeah. So I mean, this would be the first time. There's something small tactical nukes now that use them. Like, those aren't really nukes, right? What? They have these designs. That's like, starch and troopers. No, no, starch and troopers.

They've never been used. What? They haven't been used. We're talking about actual use. How do we never use anything of any level of nuclear capability at all in the Gulf War? Abrams tanks fire a uranium depleted shell. Dismantier anium stuff because it's a harder material. Right. And that's that's got a nuclear I guess for footprint for lack of a better. So I mean I wouldn't but I wouldn't call it a little bit. And these are littered those shells are littered all over the desert. Yeah, I wouldn't call it like a nuclear. Yeah, but it's's a bomb. It's kind of a spectrum, right? Isn't it?

It definitely reads on the meter. No, I mean, the spectrum of nuclear weapons, it's on the spectrum somewhere. So sure, yeah. Yeah. So yeah, those? Those count. Yeah.

Okay. But no nuclear bombs or missiles. What was the hub of other technical nukes that were like, they're tactical nukes, excuse me, that were under like a megaton, but they were just like the bunkerbuster ones. None of those that they detonated were. I don't believe so. I don't think they use a nuclear. tactical, excuse me, they were under like a megaton, but they would just like the bunker buster once. None of those that they detonated were.

I don't believe so. I don't think they use nuclear armaments for bunker busting. But anyway, the fact that we, like so many people have already come out against North Korea and like reprimanded them over doing this stuff and they're still doing it, that's not stopping them. And so at some point, there should be like,

well, fuck it and there's like, you know, all right, let's just torch something. But then they, they know they would be obliterated out of the absolutely would be but i don't think that i don't think his concern is they know that their lifestyle and their way of living is going to end anyway so why not just take every now take as many people down with you absolutely see

i will i mean that's that's north korea yeah that's North Korea that's the thing that that's the scary thing i don't like a person i don't think we have or in any issue like we're not in any trouble here in America I mean West Coast I think Pacific Northwest could be in I don't I don't think I think they're just now beginning to develop that capability I think like San Francisco is just now maybe barely in the reach even then I would like to imagine that we have some Barely in the reach of a nuclear weapon is in the reach

That's assuming that's like a high probability of a miss as well But I was still I would like to think that maybe our government has something that we don't know about to protect us from shit like that. Let's keep thinking that. That's the word for that yet. That's smarter people than me working on this problem. No, no, that's not. There was something on Reddit about that where they were talking about stuff that is on TV now. Stuff that the military shows is stuff that's been in the works like 15 years.

Stuff that they're working on, these don't know about. Well, things they declassify. They don't declassify stuff that they military shows is stuff that's been in the works like 15 years like stuff They're working on these don't know about well thing they declassify they don't declassify stuff that they're using like the helicopters that they you know Went and got like a son of in line right those were those were in development at area 51 is like okay They just suddenly appeared now they exist in the world like how long and those existed what was the last major thing They declassified like that the stealth bomber like major deal that they declassified. Yeah I guess a stealth bomber where it's like they actively denied it existed And then all of a sudden they were like, oh yeah, yeah, here it is And they roll it out in front of the press and all of a sudden they lost it at Abelene, right? No, they have a like a base out there. They're watching from

Mm-hmm. This by plane that they lost the unmanned spy plane in Iran did people know about that? Drones. Yeah, those are just drones But anyway, so I don't know like Like at North Korea, I've seen no good coming at North Korea. It just goes so. Eventually, the proliferation of technology will kill us. It has to. I mean, it's like as technology becomes more accessible

all the time. If North Korea has- It's like mass effect all over again. If North Korea has a nuke, seriously though, at some point, what level do you nuke have to get to where people have them to where we will get killed by nuke? I mean, where that's just going to a rush of sell off all of them? What's that? No, I mean, we'll keep people's creators.

Like the technology of all of them, they definitely was impossible 50 years ago. And now the theory behind it, people understand, and there's just barriers to being able to enrich. It's still very difficult. It's still, right now it's still very difficult, but people do it. And it's like, it's always technology. It's like, it's always still very- You make it sound like it's a new drug that's come out, people do it and it's like it's always technology it's like it's always still very good it's not like it's a new drug that's come out people do it who's just throwing together news people who want

to blow up a new who is in the impact of the government right I've always I've always said this about technology eventually you have to reach a point it would seem like you have to reach a point where you have to stop advancing technology otherwise it will just destroy you because you will use it in correctly one time and you'll wipe out there Doesn't have to be nuclear. It doesn't have to be mechanical. It could be biological. I think it could be something physics I mean, they could one night your format in your hard drive and you delete the wrong one. Yeah, except it's a much worse problem Yeah, you don't even have DNA. Yeah, no really. I spliced the wrong gene. It's like oh shit or I forgot to turn off the nanobots

replication feature and now my living room is a big gray mass of Replicating nanobots and I can't stop. I think the idea of not pursuing advancement in any kind of field is just not natural to people No, I know I press that button. You're gonna want to press it. It's like what's the point? You want to keep pursuing technology and like, you know, coming up with new things. But I'm saying, eventually we will get to the point. Eventually, eventually, we will get to the point where there's nothing that we can do. That everyone has access to all the technology. They can mess with physics or biology or, you know,

mechanicals, apparatus on such a basic level that we can eat. Anybody can make a mistake and fuck the world. Why be sure? What? And just wipe it out. Yeah, completely wipe it out. Like you consider like how much just having cars and how much like how much faster they are how much bigger they are the amount of damage that you can do and people can do to each other how many deaths didn't exist. Yeah, it's disease. My money's on disease. Disease is gonna wipe it out. Yeah biological is pretty scary alone a

But we're gonna put out you guys talk about the animals are there the alligators immune to AIDS I mean HIV the H and HIV is human right you guys realize that that yeah, but I mean there are variants of it like there's There's female I be yeah, I point you're Joe just fine. He's a cat But I knew I knew somebody's cat who had a F.I.V And strangely enough there's a vaccine for that They can they can prevent catch from getting FIV so this catchers who is the dude around who is the dude that killed himself of AIDS magic John he's the co-op of them Seriously go look that up go look that up. Yeah, the magic John thing is pretty wild like

Like I think South Park did a bit on it Where he was just he was like grinding up money and swallowing it That came that gave him the cure for AIDS. Yeah, I don't think that was really it. I don't think that was it either But it is interesting if you have enough money you can pretty much you'll be okay So yeah, and the thing was that not that alligators can't get HIV. It's that alligator Blood when synthesized can kill HIV. You did say though that reptiles can't get No, that are rapists. Yes, we talked about a few different different things.

Only mammals. I'm really going to get this injecting venom. And I'll just put this in the lead. So I've been watching Walking Dead. After stopping after the first season, or halfway through the first season, I finally picked it up and I started watching it. And I'm all caught up to now.

And that show is damn good. That's a really really awesome show. Have you played the game yet? I need to play. We were just talking about this before the weekend. You really got to go up. There's so many games I still I still have to be dead space three. Just like like my three time I go home and pass out but like I need to I need to be dead space three. I want to play walking dead. You get walking dead on iOS. You can play while you take a dump and you're holding your deck away from the toilet. No, I'll top. I'm sorry. You're at play walking dead. You can get walking dead on iOS. You can play while you take a dump and you're holding your deck away from the toilet. No, on top. On top. On top of the toilet. On top of the toilet.

I might actually be a solution then. No, God knows. Because in the house any different than touch, you might be a problem. What happens if you like, you know, push in the new space frame across your bathroom? Well, I wait until I'm empty of we and then just. That's an easy solution. You have an order you always go one way before another. You can't dump without pissing, can you? Can you? It's the easy solution. You have an order you always go one way before none. You can't dump without pissing, can you? Can you? It's the same button. Yeah.

It's just a bigger button. Hey, New Joy like to an America have this thing where they have a, they have the flush button on top and there's like an interior button. Yeah, that's the piss flush and then the poo flush. They don't make it very clear which one's which one's which. The majority one is for Louise. One's labeled with like one wavy is the least one's labeled with like one wavy line and the ones labeled like three wavy lines Yeah, it's like the seashell or wavy line a piece of corn So my the toy that I have in my house has that it's got like a giant silver button with a smaller blue buttons in set

Yeah, so when you push the blue button both get pushed when you push the silver button only it goes down And it's more water comes out when you push the I cannot tell the fucking different There's not a simple there's no I look through the manual that came with it. There's nothing I've I've joined in been the same for decades a lever Jump and that's it now they have the button the two-part button nobody explained what that was there's no orientation Sesame Street to do an episode of it is there it is and you have to fucking deal with it I even use my stopwatch to time how long it takes my tank to refill right right and the two different ones exactly the same bullshit

it's a total bullshit well you know it's a flush big on a Wednesday or I just always have the silver button now it doesn't matter have you ever used a bidet? do you have a log for entries for when you use the different buttons guys? no the buttons are always the same whether I'm drunk or not.

That's a spreadsheet that you use. I've never used a bidet. I'm kind of scared of those things. I don't get how they work. You don't see how water works. Well, I understand it works, but it's like, when I stayed at the first time I used a bidet was actually at the IWTV Awards last year.

And the room I stayed at at the RIA had one. And I was like, all right, I'm the room I stayed at the Rhea had one and I was like all right I'm a grown man. I want water up my butt So so I used it. It's really refreshing. I was really skeptical of it. You just squat over it Or do you like no you sit you sit in it? No, no you Gavin you do this in Japan. No, I was toilet It's built into the toilet. Okay, so you don't talk about separate but okay But the one I used was not like a separate Oh, so you don't talk about separate videos. Okay, but the one I used was not like a separate Oh, so it's just a

That's not the toilet and then like you hit the button and then like this arm comes out the back in the bowl and like it It has good aim I don't know I'm trying you'll eat your bubble That one we did in Japan where I was trying to make you stand in front of it. He wanted me He tried to convince me for a day and a half to stand up for the toilet and let it spray me from the toilet to the day arm. And I was like, I'm a grown man, I'm not gonna- I don't think it has one because if you press the anus clean button or whatever it is, you can't do it unless it senses that you're sat down, it won't just do it. So I just put my foot on the toilet seat and then you're sitting there and it goes, you got it!

And I turned it all the way up, obviously, it just goes, what? It fired all the way across the room, it was like spraying up the wall, it's really powerful. The wonder, though. It's clean water. No, no, no, no. The arm is not clean, that arm. The arm gets like stuff falling back on. But then, then why would you ever use it twice?

I mean, that, that's by it, you didn't want to burn it. Yeah, I mean, you think about that. So I don't understand, like, it's the like the separate bulb of days, I don't get the though. It's the same thing. What, it's like an egg shape, though, is it? Yeah. It's just, it's the like the separate bowl of a day. I don't get the. It's the same thing. What? It's like an egg shape, though. Yeah.

It's just, it's just sit on it like anything else. So you take, you take a crap and then you get off of that and sit down on the bidet. Right. Back before, this is, I mean, a bidet is an older, like, wow, over to it. Like, I just, I just put it in the specifics. I don't want to get. Yeah, I'm curious. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm curious. I'm legit. I've never used one. I do the days pre-date the use of toilet paper. I would think so So in door plumbing and pressure pre-sates toilet paper? No, I don't yeah, I think toilet

No, but maybe I just did it like a I'm back today is probably one bowl and another bowl Usually you eat with one hand you wipe with the other right a chamber pot like this first place in the world You still go where they don't have toilet paper. They have a picture of water back Yeah, they also have hoses you just turn on the hose and you just like I think I heard a story don't have toilet paper they have a picture of water back. They also have hoses you just turn on the hose and you just like. I think I heard a story. Don't ever make that hooking motion. Recently that toilet paper wasn't popularized until I think the 20s or 30s.

What was popularized? Toilet paper. Like it's still a relatively new thing. Maybe it was the 20s. When did sliced bread come along? It was more recent than you think. It's right after they sold hot things. I think it was first to the mid-30s, I think.

Well, hot cakes are the best selling thing in history. There must have been one year at the world's fair, guys shows up until hot cakes, and it was like, Motherfucker, these are selling like... These are selling really well. The next time people showed up in donuts, it was like, those sold as well as hotcakes. And hotcakes carry that.

Is a hotcake your pancake? Yes. Yeah, it is. It is? Hey, so who owns the copyright symbol? Is that owned by anyone? Does someone have that copyright? What if that copyright?

You're going to copyright a copyright symbol. What if that copyright is? Someone has it, right? It's a universal symbol. No, look at it. The next time you see a copy right, look at it. It's like I'm looking at what's up. It's like infinite.

It goes back as far as it can. Have you heard of a micro dot, by the way? Yeah, like secret agents to you. Yeah, micro dot. Like people will put these in contracts too. Like a micro dot. You need like a big magnification to see the tiny little right end in the dot.

Yeah, like a little bit. Do you put this as legal. Yeah, you'll send someone a postcard and it will secretly be a mission in Austria. You like a magnifying glass? No, you need a way to get a microscope. And if hotcakes sell so well, why don't they keep selling them? Like why don't they sell hotcakes everywhere? So where have you ever been to a place? You said hotcakes are pancakes. Pancakes are everywhere. Yeah, but you don't advertise them. where have you ever been to a place? You said hotcakes or pancakes pancakes or everywhere Yeah, but you don't advertise them like you don't go to the fairs like there's a hotcake vendor all right

Let's go. I was a cold hotcakes Let's open pre-orders on the rusty store for hotcakes. We'll see how well Yeah, so well then it's better than anything else. Make a hotcake shirt. Yeah So what is a hotcake? It's a pancake. Yeah, that's what you said that cake of thin batter fried on both sides on a griddle A real pancake not your weird scotch pancakes that you had thin batter fried on both sides on the griddle a real pancake Not your weird scotch pancakes that you had in there last week. What are you talking about my pancakes are awesome? Scotch pancakes. What's a Scotch pancake the thing you cook last week? It's a griddle. Remember he thinks pancakes are all like crepes

Oh, no how thin is it like how thin paper thin is that a pancake roll them up? No, no, that is not a pancake. It's a crepe Crepes different so when you see a stack of pancakes in that how many pancakes should be the Is that a pancake roll them up? No, no, no, that is not a pancake. It's a crate Cramps different so when you see a stack of pancakes in that how many pancakes should be to stack three or eight Cuz you've seen a stack of pancakes before right? Yeah, it doesn't look like a Bible What's that I hope that we got those for you? I hope yeah, yeah. How's that? I had like a sliver of the giant mound of pancakes. I've done who can finish pancakes? I'm taking my my 10 year old kid can yeah, you can chow pancakes. No, nothing is better than like, I played a hot cakes with sausage McDonald's. That's like the best morning breakfast ever. No.

Full English. It's so good. I even think of a few things. Yeah, I'm not a big breakfast person, but I really like oatmeal. Really? I could go for oatmeal. You get like that's a big revelation. Gus likes oatmeal. Yeah, it is.

Hello, did you see the reaction? So the perfect meal for you, you eating Gus likes oatmeal, Gavin likes grapes. We build a perfect region. Hey, people like grapes. People like grapes. Oh, I want that, Sherry. Let's make that happen. We'll do a region. People like Crate. People like Crate. I want that chair.

Let's make that happen. We'll do a bundle. Yeah, people like Crate. On the back it says people like Crate. It's all too tight out. You get like a metal gear solenoids, people like Crate. And then like it. No, no, no.

Where's Barbara? Come on Barbara. Did you watch the thing that I did on Friday? When I was on what's trending with Kevin Smith and Lisa Kudrow? No, I did not see that. Did you watch it thing that i did on friday what i was on what's trending with uh... kevin smith and leesa could grow no i did not see that you watch it you know pretty interesting she used the exact analogy use for twitter like with action could you uh... i don't know if you're talking about that with a little

not at all she's your exact example as a while you should do each other and she she could claim she didn't know anything i think you know exactly what you're talking about like she was talking about how house of cards on netflix is going to be a big game chamber changer. And from now, if now this is years ago, she used the example of Ashton Kutcher. Kutcher. Kutcher. Thank you. Having two million Twitter followers, but he had a movie that came out that like nobody went and saw. And I was like, I know exactly what you're talking about because I talked

about it before. It's like, she knows, she knows a ton about web stuff. And she would always say that. She's like, I don't know anything about this. And then she would nail it. And you'd be like, well, you know everything about that. That's exactly right. So it was interesting to, she was funny. So who is she playing in Ruby? Oh, no, no.

Can we talk about the person we just signed on to Ruby? Leave it. Oh, I know. Wow. We just released a second trailer for Ruby, the white trailer. The white trailer? Which came out last Thursday, which is really awesome. So now we have two of them out there.

And I think the feedback is really good. If you're watching the stream, I think we got some words from it. There's white right there. She's still white. So I intentionally avoided watching this trailer until I think like the day before it came out. If I might watch it. I like to watch everything finish.

And it wasn't finished by the time I watched it. There were still a few things I need to be corrected. But it's a pretty cool seat. I'll come together. It's very interesting. I think I need to start watching the anime now. Understand this world. Yeah, I thought what they did with the character was really clever and framed it around the opera. I don't like that statement. What's that?

You feel like you need to watch the animate to understand this character. Okay. I feel like something like this should be able to stand on its own and you shouldn't have to feel compelled to watch other pieces of work in the same medium to understand it. I guess so. Well, there are definitely tropes in the stuff that exist in that kind of animate universe that you almost need to like know. I would imagine. I don't know. I can be way out of it. I can be way out of it. Like something like this should be strong and up to stand on its own and not have to rely on those tropes and a base understanding.

It is true. I mean, also it's the difference with what we're doing with Ruby and traditional anime is the anime all usually like 99.9% of it comes out of Eastern storytelling. And this is Western storytelling. So it's I think going to be a little bit more accessible for an anime style project. Absolutely. For a lot of people. That being said, for the West as opposed to the East. Yeah, exactly. So, but Monty is obviously driving this particular project. And he's got the writing team, which primarily consists of

Kerry and Miles, got them studying a lot of anime, you know, because it's what money grew up watching too. So there's going to be stuff that just naturally influences what he wants to do. I'm curious. I mean, there's stuff I can't talk about that. I had discussions with Kerry and Miles about, and he's like, okay, like bringing up some interesting points and some cool ideas. I'm like, all right, I'm actually interested in that and stuff. And I don't think I can talk about it right now, so I won't. I just wanted to be a scene where there's a ton of people running down a wall in 3-months-y style. That's what he does. Playing with gravity.

Man, I've been playing a lot of... Thanks to Kerry and Miles, they got me hooked on it and played a lot of Fire Emblem. I finally set my 3DS and played it. Do you play your 3DS on? No, I always turn it off. What I love about it is this is like a brand new game. This is a big title for the 3DS and the day it launched you could buy it in their online store I didn't go to the store. I just bought it on my 3DS I downloaded it and then like in 10 minutes. I picked it up fireplace

What are the odds that's gonna happen in the next generation of consoles? I really hope it does. If they announced tomorrow and it's like if the ps4 announces tomorrow And they say you can buy any launch or any title that's in retail for the same price digitally, I will buy everything. Yeah, and that's like, and that's so, so I went to go buy this in the e-shop on my 3DS and it's like, you don't have money in your wallet. Like, oh, here we go. I'm going to get fucked. I'm going to have to put a bunch of money in my wallet to buy this, this game is like, you can buy this many points, this many points, or you can buy exactly the amount you need to buy this title. Oh, absolutely. That's what I did. That's cool. I'm glad we're seeing more of that. I remember, you know, Halo Force now game on demand. That was kind of quiet. Is it really? I was kind of quiet. How much is it? Last week, 60 bucks. I will absolutely buy that to not have to swap the fucking disc. Yeah. It's really, it's really kind of, um, lame, in a sense, but I, it's like, I buy titles I know I'm going to play for a

long time. I buy a mischievous. They come out on games on demand Just because I know over time I'm eventually gonna buy them because I either will break the disc or where the disc or lose the disc Or I would have it available one day. So it's like I just like fuck it. I'm just gonna get it right You're not going back by a game just to not get up that's what I was gonna say this goes back to my old I wish the extra just you had a five-disk changer. Yeah, I will buy every game on demand I can so I don't have to get up There are sometimes I'll be sitting in my controller be like I want to play a can so I don't have to get up. There are some times I'll be sitting in the like controller, be like, I want to play a game. I don't want to get up.

What can I play? What Xbox lover? I have like what can I have? How many Xboxes do you have in your life, Gavin? Five. Right. I'm exact same number. I have five Xboxes in my life.

I'd rather just like a game like Halo 4 that I just want to pick up and play every now and then. So I have my all my suggestions. You can install again to the hard drive, right? To play that game on the hard drive, you need your Xbox just to check the disc. Right. Doesn't run it. Right. Anyway, just checks it. Right. Why can't you have tiny little discs? You just put it in the controller.

Check it and then play. You don't have to get up. It's already in your hand. Why not just download it? That's the exact same thing. Because people don't want to do that people kind of disc All right And then someone could give away the big disc and keep the little disc No, you'd only have little disc. What okay? What if what if like but then this why not just use the system that exists You have no No, just don't do that for new games What if they have like the PlayStation 4 where they have something where you can like link it to your thumbprint and then on the controller

You can put your thumbprint to prove that it's you. Because it's not 26. Why? Oh, God. Dude, why are you making fun of him? That's much more possible. We are what you're saying. That's true. You've been to a little disk that holds like it gigs a data.

No, it's being optical. And then put in your controller and then send that data across the screen. We're not so much in now, but with a big disk. Gavin, at what point in the argument, did we ever say the disc is too big like do you want to get up? You have to get up and put it you can't put a giant seat in your control You imagine Gus is straining with a fucking disc and they've got a little or one that would be more Because also if you have this thing, it's like a gyroscopic force in your controller I like how you make fun of him for his implausible

Yeah, but you know seeing something even more implausible. What is they want you to have a physical thing so you can't just pause it around. If you're wondering, that's the way of thumbprint. The thumbprint is unique to each other. Or that's a game or tag. You don't need thumb, the game or tag is like theoretically they go back to dongles or whatever with your card. I still think that's your half bar.

That's true. Do you know how hard it is to just invent like a new medium? See here, look. Here's a great example. Here's a great example. Here's a great example of why having multiple platforms is a good thing. Why having multiple consoles is great. Because it drives things forward.

It makes people compete with one another for the services that are offered. And I think the reason why we're all going to get digital download games is because of steam. And everyone likes steam so much. So I think that the console makers like Microsoft and Sony won't get as much pushback from the publishers because steam is so successful. And they say, well, we gotta keep up with steam so we gotta have digital down there.

But they can't go from one console with disks. By the way, we're in the minority on this, just so you know. There's so much, sorry, so much pointing out that there are laptops already that can't print thumbprint identification. So yeah, but you can't buy your thumbprint at the store is what I'm saying. They want you to have a disc like you can buy it

and they can associate it with your thumbprint. Oh yeah they could do that. Alright I'm done. My point was is that they want you to have the disc, but they even if you can install the game Notting to have the disc you can't just give your disc to all your friends and then five people have it But they want to keep the we're in the minority though. Do you realize this we're in the minority on this because it most Real have one Xbox. Oh no most people want discs Why because they see the move to digital games as a way to kill use games. And for a lot of people, the used system is a way they budget for their games. And in fact, when Microsoft was talking, I had some rumor like two weeks ago,

I'm going to ask actually about this. They were talking about how they were going to have, there was some kind of insinuation or something that the new Xbox was going to be all digital downloads. And isn't that great? And they did a poll and 90% of the people in the poll said no We want this with this because they they they saw it as Microsoft trying to kill they just use games Mark they need to Steve jobs it Steve jobs would like would tell his customers what they want and then they would want that We just need to do that

Sell digital games back to the store It was like a third a third party market Where you buy this. What did your games were just cheaper because they didn't have to be distributed? Yeah, absolutely. What's going to happen is, the developers will make less money. No, they could make more money. They could make this thing.

They even directly customer that a publisher. Developers should theoretically make way more even just by selling it. Now, great, publishers and retail stores would might not like this, but I should not pay $60 for a digital game if I don't get all the stuff with it. It should be cheaper. So less than a minute. So I bought Fire Emblem on my 3DS.

I paid the same price as a retail copy. I did not get an instruction manual or any other shit. There was some things I was playing there and I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I was like, oh, nope, I don't know. Do they have a website you can go to that that actually has the instruction manual or anything? If they do, it's not.

Because there's some albums you can buy on iTunes, for example. You can buy an album and it'll actually have the album art as a file you can then go through. So it'll essentially be buying the album. And even if you buy movies on iTunes now, I've started buying a lot of movies on iTunes. They have the special features and stuff, like a separate thing. It's almost like having a DVD. Yeah, I got an article on iTunes. They have the special features and stuff, like a separate thing.

It's almost like having a DVD. Yeah, I got an article like that. It has the extra features. Yeah, I'm about looper like a week or two before it came out on a disc, which is like this is awesome. You know, like they're like they're fully supporting that kind of stuff. Yeah, Rick at Ralph came out last week for digital purchase and the physical media doesn't come out until next month.

Yeah, so it's like a three or four week ahead of time. You could you could buy it and or four weeks ahead of time. You could buy it and own the digital copy. I love that. It seems like everything's going to move that direction. Even like that, like on iTunes, as long as I'm signed in, I can watch any movie I purchased through iTunes on wherever, as long as I buy it.

That's also in my office, which I just vacated. Thanks. I have an Apple TV hooked up to the TV in my office. And I could stream any video I purchased through iTunes so we put like toy store three up and everyone would cry did you see on the new I got such sad movie you did you see the newest update on Apple TV you can actually any music you purchased You can now stream to yeah, yeah, that's what you can do that before no you have an iTunes match Which is like their service to pay for but they've just dropped they haven't out enough

They dropped that but now you can you can also do that in the standalone iTunes client as well I believe right yeah You still need match because like I know now in my iTunes catalog I haven't tried planning to them there are songs. I know I don't have on my computer Yeah, I have like the cloud icon. Yeah, they pop up in movies do that too So like my log on to my computer work none of my movies are downloaded But I can then hit that and it'll that and start watching it within like 30 seconds. Do you think you'll be able to stream to your iOS device, like your iPhone at some point,

like stream iTunes videos? I can already. What do you mean? You have to download them first. I think watching iTunes videos to my iPhone. No, this is like actually like movie you buy. Let me see. I've got my phone here.

I can absolutely guarantee that I can stream. No, no, no, you can do it. I have a iTunes ecosystem. I have a Netflix app that I can can stream. No, no, no, you can do that. I have a iTunes ecosystem. I have a Netflix app that I can do it. No, no, no, I get that. I get that service. I'm saying yes. I get that everything I use.

That was the best example of not listening. I've ever seen one. I'm like, he's like, no, no, no, I'm saying this. And I'm going to know that. And then I'm going to say this. No, no, no. Why am I actually saying this? I'm going to still ignore that.

I'm going to say the exact same thing I just said I'll see says downloading okay I'm downloading base kebalt my phone right now then you can watch it but you can't just we shouldn't download that we're gonna kill our bend oh yeah sorry why stop how we stop shut it down what am I done we're talking about it earlier though there's a huge chunk of the population and huge chunk of the video game population that they don't have broadband internet so the whole idea of digital downloads to begin with it's a huge chunk of the population and huge chunk of the video game population that they don't have broadband internet.

So the whole idea of digital downloads to begin with, it's going to take like three hours or longer to download a game, it's just not a good option at all. So I can't see in this next generation going away from physical discs at all. Maybe in the one following it. No, I'm not saying go away from physical discs entirely. Give me an update on that. I'm just saying that day one, Jack and I are are like we want to download our stuff digital day one day one Yeah, like we prefer that but it's people buying discs. I'm fine with that. I want to buy a disc

I wish you could do like steam where you could Preload it have it already I'm gonna midnight when it launches you download like that always like magic to me I will how could you download all the files? Yeah, and then unlock it Yeah, so they like when the game launches at midnight? Isn't that Davis computer? You download like the last like 50 kilobytes or whatever Unlocked Gavin. How do they how does it not get hacked and leaked? I'm now watching baseball on my phone that I just

Purchased before so it works already. Yeah Make sure you're not on Wi-Fi. I know I'm turning it off now Going Wi-Fi. I know, I'm turning it off now. I don't think so. I don't think so, actually. Yeah. Yeah. Going Wi-Fi. Speedway telling me, a lot of people on Twitter saying they prefer hard copies. They're all dumb. They like collecting stuff, though.

They think they're going to be a little bit different. This guy just said to me on Twitter, what do you guys always say about cloud storage? He goes, I'm a fan of hard copies just because I would rather have it in my hand, in case something happened and it deletes all my stuff. That's like saying, I'm going to get to the store and get Google Chrome and then put it on my computer. Exactly right to me.

I agree with you. My fear is BB Moose 33 on Twitter said that. My fear with this stuff is that the platform will go away and then put up with these things you've purchased. You don't have them. Yeah. That's what I worry about. Yes, the idea of ownership. Right.

Physical versus digital is for a lot of people very confusing. I forget. I was doing a legal thing recently. And the lawyers for confidentiality purposes recommended that you keep all your email in an online account like Gmail or something like that. Because that's more secure than keeping it on the laptop.

Well, secure is in what? I lose it. Yeah, well, more secure than keeping it on the laptop. I was like, I- Well, secure is the way it loses it. Yeah, well, I guess the other thing is the laptop can get stolen and they can access it, but you can't lose an online account. I will never keep anything sensitive in an online account ever. Because to me, it's like the laptop is safe in my house. An online account to me, security-wise, is available 24 hours a day for somebody to hack.

It's exposed all the time. The laptop is only exposed if I fuck up, basically. So would you say something you buy on iTunes? You don't really own it. You're kind of licensing it. You kind of like, I pay you this and I can access it whenever I want, but I still don't possess it. Because you can't download it.

You're constantly just like. Where you can download it. Oh, I think the only thing I ever do is Apple TV. I got a lot of download. Peter pointed at something good on Twitter though. Did I have say they're pointing out the fact that if you also get all your stuff in digital library from a company, what happens when the company goes away?

No, that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry. Obviously, I was in Twitter. Do you make that point? I apologize.

So then a kid dead here. He said Valve said there are measures in place to make sure that they go if they go out of business You keep all your games don't believe that Good look for a company has measures in place when they go out of business those measures are when the servers turn off What happens to your ship? It's like oh hey, uh, hey Just as a example valve went out of business. So need you want to buy up valves back catalog of a billion games that they owe to all these people to download so it's only be like uh... fuck you know that they can just come over by all their games from us

going forward i don't know who the hell would pick that up unless there's an ongoing subscription to do that who's gonna pick up this back and we've seen subscription services die in the past like there were those early iTunes competitors where people buy music and they just fold like I think there was one that Sony ran for a while

yeah that they just go away and you just lose your ship could you then sue those people no because in the terms of service yeah oh I bet it is yeah I didn't read them yeah you didn't but it's in there you got fucked you don't know it I would like to think that well I get fucked yeah I just you're saying gave new will have said you'll still be able to play the games I get that he said it. It's like it's like but you don't know what is it? I mean, it's like game sure gave new will say you'll be a play it But I mean what what is the what is the thing they're gonna do? Has anyone actually seen the policy and what what are gonna be I'm

The technology are you frustrated the people aren't listening to what you're saying? I just am lying Everyone already has the local content. You just need to unlock that content. We're gonna need that network connectivity to activate it. You also have to authenticate it. They just globally unlock everything. What?

When they go out of business life, they do is like... They just look at footage to it. Like in Korea. They hit the button. They hit the button. They're like, all right, everyone, free games for all. That's exactly what it's gonna be like. How big is your hard drive in your Xbox? They hit the button world burn like all right everyone free games for all That's exactly what's gonna be like

How big is your hard drive in your Xbox it's about seven inches In my on my what yeah, my Xbox It's I haven't I have an ex-box S whatever that is How many games do you think that whole? 1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1 Equal editors do not get the money of recent copies editors do all the job. They should get all the profit of it What's the editors? Okay, so how do you feel about like the like the $10 initiative that EA was doing where like you buy a game like Madden And when you buy it you get a code. It's like to play online as long as the editors are making money I was like, but then like no that's or shit if you're gonna sell physical copies everything's on the disc That's it

If you buy it new you get access to it. copies, everything's on the disc, that's it. I don't think you're still components. If you buy it new, you get access to it. Yeah, so here's the deal. So what you're doing is, like, for men, for example. I don't think that's cool. It's just protecting themselves. So, okay, you buy a copy of men. And I'm saying, I don't think that's cool.

Why is that not cool? I think it's also protects themselves. They said that we're also going to disable a disc after a year. No. Yeah, someone bought that and that all their person isn't still using the service. Yeah. You don't keep having more people sign into the service that have only bought the game that about. Honestly, what you're saying. Yeah. You're not you're not I'm stating it eloquently, but I understand what you're saying.

So you say that the reselling the game doesn't let you stack people in the online service, but if they can't run the game because they don't have the physical copy anymore, the game goes with it. Right. That's what you say. Yeah. That's something the game goes with it. That's what you say. Yeah, that's something the game goes with it. Listen, I'm saying if you sell a physical copy. But, so what, I mean this is one attempt to solve the problem of developers getting money on using the game. A resol game.

No. Yeah, no, I disagree. I mean, I disagree. It's a problem. I think it's more of a problem with the price point of games. Games are 60 bucks. This is not a problem with any other physical media. If you buy DVD, people can resell DVDs.

I mean, it's not an issue. You know, the movie association doesn't cry to the end of time that movies are being resold, but they are. It's because games cost 60 dollars. That's why. And there's a market for selling. And if games cost less, more people would just buy them I wouldn't if I could buy use use copy of the game for I don't know who buys use copies games

I gave my people selling back. I don't know who the fuck buys use copy game for 55 bucks when the new one is 60 though It's just not worth the hassle for me. It's like when they go when you go to a store You go to best buy you buy a product. It's a hundred bucks and the replacement plan is 20 bucks Like that's a fifth of the cost of the product. It's not worth the risk. It's one fifth. It's like, if you made it one tenth or, you know, a hundredth, everybody would pay for the additional service plan, you know?

But it's just like, I don't understand why people buy used games, but I know why people sell them back, and it's because these are high dollar items. As the price of games drops, it won't matter. It really won't matter. Do you see game prices dropping, though, time soon? No, apparently not because the digital versions are as much as the goddamn retail versions. And that makes no sense. Well, that's smart at the moment when they're both still around. Why? Because otherwise one would completely

die immediately. Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no months later. Isn't that a no? Well, even so, like Halo 4, you said it's 60 bucks right now. I bet you could go to Best Buy and buy Halo 4 for 50 bucks. Here's a better solution than I would do, okay? A use game is an after- it's an after-launch market, right? Okay.

So they sell a ton of games, they sell a bunch of madden at market. Why not put the digital version out a month later and it's 40 bucks for the digital version. Costs nothing to deliver it. It doesn't include the retail companies, which are the ones doing the use sales. It's a cheaper version everyone downloads it I was sure as hell would get a downloaded version rather than a used copy at a retail store Yeah, and if it's a lesser price absolutely, but no retail store is then gonna agree to buy the physical copy and lots your game That's right. That's the problem. We're dealing with now. No, so yeah, I think I think digital will erase the whole use games market and all the other stuff too. I mean, we get it.

And hopefully you'll lower the price of the games. And we'll see too. I mean, that's why we see GameStop now really pushing the DLC incentive, or not the pre-order incentives. I mean, that's gonna be GameStop's market from this point on as opposed to the use games sales. Like use games sales will, you know, be around, but they're going to slowly degrade and I think you get more. I think it's two different markets. I mean, when you pre- to start, they get the money.

I see them. I see them shift folks over to that kind of like sales. And that's what they'd be pushing. But that's what I believe personally. So I can see that cool right here. You and me. Yeah, I feel the same team. I got your back.

You're strong back. I strong back. Don't turn it on the dog. It's a good idea. I know I travel. You guys are going to fucking use it. And you're not going to tell me you used it at a spot. You're like Gus, why do you have all those bites on your back?

I was working out. Doing some back lifts. Is it because a mouth can't bite a back? A mouth can bite a back. Well, if it's a flat, what's it's not a punch? Would you would you rather have a bite on your back or or like right here and then an afterward like Thrust back. Yeah, well how about right there or your leg like I mean like that's that's an unfair What are you gonna like charge it like this?

Absolutely dog's coming at me. I'm kicking at it. Surely the dog will get past your leg Have you got what it's it's it's that but you just okay? You said the throat That's the furthest thing away from my throat is my foot Yeah, exactly right. So I'm going to go past your foot and get your throat It's like a small monster from lost. It's like giving that argument anything. No, it's not gonna get a shield It goes back to you It's not gonna boomerang around your back And they get around your back. Yeah, it goes like oh and it's right there. It's right easy access from your back

It's way harder. You want access from your back way harder you want to turn your back to the animal that is attacking you so you don't know where it is I'm not going to turn my back like a hundred feet before I get to it it's gonna be like we're like we're like we're like we're like you're looking at other than the eyes and then you're saying you dodge that's you're saying turn your back but you dodge like I dodge would be great. Yes, but like I'm I'm just planning on like hitting it I'm hitting it. Yeah, you tackling with your back Well, I'm trying like to it. It's just a brick wall The seniors your Ninja Turtles you never lower your eyes to an enemy. That's the key

You've got to keep your eye on the dog. Oh, we learning are we learning how to fight? We're not learning to track shit You're taking advice from a toe. No, that's actually it was the guy who taught the foot clan. A total is obviously gonna say 20% That's what I got. I get the most protected show ever.

Yeah, why wouldn't you want to think it's eyes off something? That's like the main defense of turtle has. So anyway, never lower your eyes to an enemy. Never lose sight of your enemy. Don't turn your back to him. Hey, we talked about, yeah, my favorite thing is the airport that I know drives gust crazy, that I know like gusts you are such a social maniac,

that there's something at the Austin airport that I had to deal with today, because I was traveling. And I know it must drive you insane. It's a really specific thing to the Austin Airport. Okay. Okay. Okay. In Austin, when you go to Park in the parking lot, you get a ticket and you go into the parking lot, okay?

And then you go on your trip, you have fun and do whatever, and you deal with horrible people on the plane, which I have some people I will talk about that will drive you crazy too. Then you come back, then you take your magnetic stripe ticket and you can go out through the toll plaza and you have two choices when you go to the toll plaza. I know where this is going now. You can go to the booth that has a person in it and you hand the ticket and they swipe it and they say $60 for your parking for a week and you say, okay, here's $60.

They say, thank you and you drive away. Or these the automated lines where you go and it's just a box with a slit. You insert your ticket. It says insert ticket. two, insert credit card, drive away. So insert ticket. Tell us how much you owe, put a credit card in, get the credit card back, get those up,

and you drive away. You would definitely use the automated one. I use it every time. The problem is in the Austin Airport, and I don't know why, they pay people to stand next to the automated Tiosks. Have you seen this? These people

they were orange vests and they sit there and they go, you pull up and you get you take a, they go put it in the slot and go, I know. And you put it in the slot and they go, now put your crank carrier, dude, I fucking know. I understand how this works. Who the fuck are you? Why are you standing out here? You never strike you crazy. I drive you crazy. An ancillary to this. The other thing that drives me crazy is when I go to, it seems like best buys the worst store about this. And then like, all right, you know, what's your reward zone number? All right, click correct on the thing. I know. Okay, approve the toe. I know, I know. Okay, so I've got your cart. It's telling me, I'm doing it. You're watching me. All right, sign

your name. I fucking know I've done this before. It's like every step down to tell you, it's like, I can fucking read. I am obviously engaged with the machine and doing what it's telling me why are you repeating this? I'm like the dudes in the bathroom. Why the city of Austin? Why they make the automated lanes? It's got to be like a union thing right like oh these machines are gonna put us out of a job now We have to do something else and these people they just I was gonna take a picture of what I'm today But I couldn't find a way to do it the airport that wouldn't I don't know By the way guess who got busted going through TSA security with a fucking giant fake beard is carry on luggage this guy Because I was carrying the jack fake beard. Well, you know, it's take bids on fire

So yeah, so that was a bear. What's my wife fake beard? I go, I know this jackass guy. He was a fucking big beard. And I like it makes one of my weird, my beard. So what's with my leg anyway? I don't know. I found it in my, I found it in my luggage. I guess I had it.

And I made Ashley weird for a photo. When I flew back from minecon, I was connecting and it was, I flew from Paris to Chicago to Austin. Connecting to Chicago, I was like really jet lagged and tired. And you have to get off the plane, then you have to like, we go through security again because you're in domestic soil now. So I was going through security and I've forgotten I put a water bottle in my backpack with security and they pull my bag.

Because is your bag, sir? Like, yeah, they pull the water bottle out and I'm like, I'm so embarrassed. I travel all the time. I know better than doing that. And then we went to go do the nervous bowling thing. Like the next day I went to LA. I was telling Joel this story.

As we're going through security in LAX, I was like, yeah, I don't know what happened yesterday. I was like really out of it. I was security with a water bottle in my bag. And then as we're going through security security, TSA pulls my bag out, the like, it's your bag, sir. Yeah, water bottle.

Two days in a row. Two different trips, fucking water bottles, both times. I was so fucking embarrassed both times I almost didn't get on the plane. I was like I'm done. I'll just leave you. I'll go home I had a moment when I was traveling this time where I had the QR code ticket on my iPhone and it wouldn't read it I was standing at the gate with everyone behind me, because we bored in that first group, and she's like, it just won't scan. It just won't scan.

And luckily, I had my paper ticket in my pocket, and I just pulled it out and scanned it. But I felt like enough of a jackass that I felt like I was trying to use the technology that wasn't quite there. Telling you to scan it. Well, yeah, no, no, that was the gate agent. That's the gate, yeah.

So with this same trip in LA, when I was with Joel, telling him the story about it. That, by the way, that would have killed us on the spot. He would have died So with this same trip in LA when I was with Joel telling him this story about that by the way that would have killed us on the spot. He would have died and just been buried. So when I was telling Joel this story about my water bottle the guy in front of us at the line is trying to get into security checkpoint and they're trying to check his his boarding pass. He's trying to use that QR code on his phone and it's not scanning. He's going through the same thing. And he starts turning super ready. He's like, uh, I don't know what happened. I was zoomed scanning. He's going through the same thing. And he starts turning super red. He's like, I don't know what happened. I was zoomed in.

It's not working. He's like, let me try it down. He's like trying to like, down. He's like, it's not working. He's not doing what he's like freaking out. The agent had to like pull him aside. I'm like, let him stand there. He's like, it's nap on a big, long rubber glove.

Because you know all the early adopters were all tech nerd guys. You were just like, you know, they wasn't a thing that's important. I can't have my superiority complex. Well, you're so deep in at that point, it's like buying and putting a lot of stuff through a check out and then realizing you got to wall it. Yeah, or no, you have your wallet, just the money looks different. You've got a

lot of getting you know, yeah, it's like, no, really, this is good. I mean, it was like that moment of like, yep, it didn't work, you know, and I'm in person is like, I for little stuff like that, that doesn't really good. I mean it was like that moment of like, yep, it didn't work, you know. And I'm in person, it's like, for little stuff like that, that doesn't really matter. I trust the cloud stuff, you know, like with game saves and things like that, I love it. But yeah, when it doesn't work,

you're just kind of left there hanging. And airports are already so like kind of heightened and nervous anyway, just because you're, you know, I don't know, airports are weird, like pressure cookers for some reason. Do you put all your tiny little bottles in the plastic bags? I don't travel with any liquids. No, any liquids.

What? Diodra. Diodra is not liquid. Toothpaste. Toothpaste is not liquid. We have counts. Now, you know, you're liquid gels. Actually, I don't take toothpaste.

I just buy it when I get there. Do you really? Every single time you buy toothpaste. Oh, no. Anyway, the plastic bags stuff you don't even need that. You don't. You have to ask that. All of my stuff is always loose. I probably travel, it's like, inside of my bag,

it's a loose thing of like toothpaste and hair, crap and deodorant and stuff. Well, you just throw your toiletries in your bag, just loose in there. Where's your toothbrush in my bag? Like, wrap it in your underwear? No, it's in like a little thing. Okay.

But it never, it's never been taken. Except when I went to Australia, and they took every single piece of thing that I had. So it's really, have it in a bag, but in a never it's never been take except when I went to Australia and they took every single piece of thing that I had But they did so it's really have it in a bag, but everywhere I have a toiletry kit. You don't have like a little little kit that you can zip everything up in Yeah, that's work for dad. I just not gonna like that. So what do you do like when you pack? Do you just go to your bathroom grab your stuff and then go back to your bedroom and throw it in your suitcase? No, it's already in there. It's already in that bag

So you have you have stuff that's just for travel Yeah, I also have that too But then I have the little case that holds everything like a little it's called a top case I have a case it's this big and it goes on my bag What does that mean? It's backpack. He's being a smart. Yeah. Oh, I do you say okay one time when I went through Security, you do it by the way you're disgusting. What you are discussing you are I went through security I was flying from Melbourne, Adelaide. I got to the Melbourne airport. We're flying like Virgin blue, which is like a super budget airline and I get I get to security in the Melbourne airport I get to the the metal detector and all that line

There's no one there like there's no line. I'm like, oh cool And I realized there's no security there either. I'm like, okay, this is kind of weird So like I get my bag I I put it on the thing, and I walk through the metal detector, and I look around. No one. All right, cool. Let's grab my bag and- It's all running, like the conveyor's going.

She's running. I have no idea what the deal is. So like anybody could have walked through. I just walked through- And you don't get on the plane? Yeah, and I just walked on, got on the plane. I was like, all right. I guess I was good.

It's the one place you do want someone to tell you, because I feel it's the even thing you know you do. Now that I'll make you disbelieve in airline security more than going through a smaller airport somewhere in the world, they were just like, they just like, go ahead. Or like the alarm went off, but it's like, that wasn't that loud. You know, I'm glad I got it. All the metal detects is here, but there's just a big gap next to it.

Yeah, that's it. Yeah, like some of the smaller airports, like that was when I lived in Quincy, Illinois for a short amount of time, the Quincy airport was just like, one dude, who was like running everything, he's like, oh yeah, just go through, okay, yeah, like from like, 40 feet away, he watches me go through the metal to the floor.

But he dropped me a knife. Yeah, one time at LAX, you know, when you come out of LAX, you come out of the gate, you go downstairs, you take that long walkway and talk about terminal four, American Airlines, you come out through that revolving door to get to baggage claim. There's that TSA agent there

to make sure no one goes back. True. I've seen that TSA agent asleep so many times. Oh, really? Like a third of the time I go through there. You've got to get fully. That TSA agent just like this just like passed out asleep. I'm like, awesome, this is really great security.

Terminal four, if anybody is curious. There was a games conference, a law in games conference where I did a keynote speech at just a few weeks ago And it was weird because it was in Dallas and I had to travel to LA for something else right afterwards So I actually flew to Dallas and for the first time ever Gus I got off a Dallas weird Yeah, it's weird because we would either just drive a Dallas or like connect through Dallas airport But I actually it was weird because I was like I've, I've been at Dallas many times. The rental car place is like five miles away from the airport.

I didn't understand. I've been a DFW so many times. I just never gotten off as a destination to passenger there. The worst part about it was, there was a revolving door that let you out. And I don't know why it was like this, but it wasn't clear which way to push the revolving door.

And I guess so that people wouldn't come all the way through back around again. This part of the circle had like that rubber mat like from old grocery store doors that open up. And that was alarm trigger. So just stepping to the left one foot to the left while getting into the revolving door, I stepped on this thing, and the loudest fucking end of the world alarm went off, and people came running over and they go, oh you stepped the wrong direction. I think it all happens all the time, like every day, like 15 times. I'm like, you're the best. I know. I can't resist to my ever-seeing in my life. Just by literally stepping into the door, the right place, but stepping a little bit bit to the left I set off this enormous alarm.

There's nobody in security they're all waiting for people to go through. Well the lady who was right there the T.S.A. was right the other side of the rail been you woke her up she starts freaking out like this way that way all of a sudden I was like I don't want to die please I'm so sorry all right we have to wrap up your I gotta tell you what's on the plane all right you gotta hurt Joe me ape shit it's so she was on one of the planes I was on, she was obviously a first-time flyer had never flown before. She was one of the last people who gets on,

she's like a group 14 to board the plane. She gets to, she gets, they tell you when you're boarding thing, look, there's no more overhead space. If you see an overhead bin that's empty, somewhere along the way, just put your bag in it. Otherwise, you gotta check your bag there. So she gets to her row and her overhead bin is filled. Just like everybody knew it was going to be because the flight

of time is a bit say in it over the P.A. system the entire time. And the flight of time it goes, oh, there's no room for your bag. We're going to have to check it. Just give it to me. I'll check it. I'll give you a claim. And the lady goes, no, I don't want to check my bag. She's not going to check my bag.

She says, well, there's no overhead space left. You're the last person aboard the plane. You can't do it. And she says, no, no, this is my seat. This is my bag. She's not want to check my bag. She is well There's no overhead space left you the last person aboard the plane you can't do it And she is no no, this is my seat. This is my bin. Who's bags are these? She starts calling out. Oh my god Showing me the airplane. No, no who's bags are these right? Who's bag is this this gray bag? Who's is it? This is my seat. This is my overhead bin and never was like lady The way it works and they couldn't come this person down. There are three people who are spinging that same rope. Yeah, and you know, passengers are. It's like, there's no solidarity.

You're not in that support. On your own lady. You're on your own. It's just like the beginning of Hunger Games. They call on you and they block that girl. Stop, nope. Exactly the same thing. So did they check her back?

Yeah, she checked her back. She was bugged and pissed. Because somebody stole her over the head Binskin on chicken earlier get on the fucking plane earlier This is a tax for not flying that often that you run into that. Yeah, that's just that's just what happens We're gonna I'm gonna show Joe the cat at least one more time, right? No, I'm retirement party. So we're moving we're moving the pot well We're moving the podcast. Oh're moving the podcast starting next week.

The live stream will be on Monday instead of Tuesday. The audio will come out on Tuesday instead of Wednesday. And the animated adventure will continue to come out on Wednesday. So podcast will be shifted one day earlier. Man asked why. I know a lot of people are going to ask why. It seems like based on feedback that people wanted that one day earlier Okay, so it just makes things easier cool. So we're gonna do it

It's gonna make things a little difficult for us down the road when red versus blue starts launching on Mondays But oh yeah, that's our problem. We'll deal with that We'll do it hard so Did you read about the guy who ate nothing but monkey pellets For yes about the guy who ate nothing but monkey pellets. For... Yes. Yeah, he was trying to make like... Bachelor chow.

Bachelor chow, like from Futurama. It's like, you should have been like, Gavin, this is what you do. I don't want to eat anymore, he said. I just want to eat like basic food unit. Like a dog. Like a lay-out. Oh, I get that.

Buzzing is boring. Human chow is what he wanted. Just like, I eat the same thing every day. So he found these things they feed the gorillas in captivity, which is just like monkey chow, monkey pellets. Yeah. So he need balls. Monkey pellets.

And he kept a vlog diary of this. And by the fourth day, he had lost his mind. And he was just flinging shit. No, no, he was talking about how it's like, he's talking about how, he's like, I smell, I walk by bakery and I smell baking bread, and I wanted to go in the bakery, eat all the bread and kill every person there.

And he goes, so just know that when you go to the zoo and you have a hot dog in your hand, the bunch of hot bars wants to go through the bars, eat the hot dog, kill you, rip you open, take pieces of hot dog out of your stomach and eat those two. And that's the only thing keeping you. That's what chimps do when they escape. They just take people's genitals. They just grab the ballaks and run off. Well, you're going to turn your back to him. Yeah. That's the key.

Then you're fine. Yeah, don't think we're back. They'll take your back genitals. We should wrap up because I am gonna piss my path Yeah, I'm trying to wrap up What you talk about virgin blue oh Virgin America coming to Austin. No, yeah, we had a very funny Twitter conversation Where it's awesome got with 20 what happened then. Okay. Gavin go pee. Disco at your mic go pee.

He's gonna pee. He's gonna pee. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, hey, at Virgin America, thanks for coming to Austin and May, I can't wait for you to come or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just thought it was like, it sounded like almost like you were paid to make that tweet or something. And I just wrote, I just like, shut up, get a room, you two. And I wrote back, and then you replied back to me, something, and included Virgin America in it.

And then I said, I started including my American airline stuff. It started to see seeing American Airlines on it. And Gus and I were having this argument about Virgin America and American on Twitter. Then American Airlines showed up in the middle of the conversation and started saying, hey thanks Bernie, can't wait to see you on another flight. That was like, God, he got to be so embarrassed by now by all this.

And then Virgin America started tweeting to Gus, saying come join our freaking flutters mouth. It was like the weirdest life. I'm fighting him, yeah. Yeah, these brands like showed up in the middle of it. So it's just the weirdest thing. I love the internet for so much. It was like the weirdest life. No fighting ever. Yeah. Yeah. These brands like showed up in the middle of it. It's just the weirdest thing. I love the internet for some of you. It was definitely weird.

It was definitely weird. Yeah. So Gavin go pee. Hey, we're done. So with that, we're wrapping up. Stop, stop, stop. Thanks for joining everyone. Joe. And we'll see you guys next week.

Thank you for your service, Joe. We'll see you guys next week on Monday. Gavin is running away. Joe the cat. Bye Joe the cat. Joe the cat. you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way. Do you like apples? Alright, example.

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