Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #207

Episode Date: February 26, 2013

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across all types of literature including fiction, nonfiction and periodicals. For free audiobook of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster teeth. Oh God, thank God they have to eat a Java. That's right! That's what's up all the way! That's the part of the drama! Someone had our key on the wrong input. We have no idea. We're watching Brandon go like this.

Oh, good. We were watching the studio camera feed and dead of the... Damn, I'm so dumb. So what a great start to Monday's podcast. Oh, God. A bunch of people go ahead. Oh. So we were literally... They were watching us and we were watching that.

That's what technology has now brought us in 2013. It's two different rooms of people looking at each other waiting for somebody to do something. It's like the whole internet watching this. They were waiting for us and we were waiting for them and everyone in the internet is just watching a bunch of idiots spinning around. Oh, good moment. Love it. Yeah. So welcome. We've moved All good moment. Love it. Yeah.

So welcome. Visit. We've moved the podcast now. Live stream Monday. I'm going to tell you. It feels exactly the same. It's exactly the same. Oh, wait.

No, something's wrong. I don't remember. Oh, it will be. Yeah, I can't get one too. It'll be really helpful to have the podcast on Monday just for the sake of editing the podcast. Before the way it worked is, we would stay late on Tuesday after a full day of work.

We would shoot the podcast and then primarily Lindsay Did 95% of the heavy lifting unless I'm missing 99 99% yeah, where she would edit the podcast all day I mean she'd have it out on new new basically from like eight in the morning to noon She had an entire podcast. It's not enough time And so we want to make sure that she had enough time to like really make the podcast It's possible. We're still releasing the audio on Tuesday or have everyone help out a lot. Yeah, that's right So why do we move it back but it somehow doesn't help us in anyway That's what we do things

So what is it what boys are coming out on Tuesday audio comes out on Tuesday? What time that whenever it's done? Okay, like like later Whenever it's done. Okay, like later. That's yours over there. Thank you. That's like the dreams to hot Let's turn the AC on and then throw lava in there Yeah, it's exactly the same as that. You do the opener. Yeah, I was trying to twist off a non-twist off So where's care when you need her? She's probably over there control room staring at us So we are missing Joe the cat this week. Yeah, you're not actually missing How you feeling? We are missing Joe the cat this week. Yeah, you are not actually missing how you're feeling

Do you miss it? I'm Meal bad. I'm looking at this blank empty room. No Joe the cat see your hatred to Joe is weird because you do have a tiny little animal I like cats You just don't like the cat in here, right? Okay, so what makes sense? What if Joe came home with you And that's that was the only way to get him out of here Would you keep it? I have a dog already so you can't look after a dog in a cat no the Joe sheds I don't want and my dog doesn't shed. I don't want an animal that leaves hair everywhere. That's my dog

I'm your dog not shit, but dog doesn't shed. It's a fucking animal. I know animal shed hair We shed do you shed? We shed. He doesn't shed like a pet that just like a Joe that throws Her contact everywhere. I think you think you do you think your dog is not a pet do you think you Remember the family dogs absolutely remember my family? You'd be dressing up and clothing now The dog's depperous fuck just you messed up for the Oscars last night Look at a bow tie on Going on

What what's happened to you Guys would not have dressed up a dog or anything like that you just wouldn't have done that guys and go, Gus, would you not have dressed up a dog or anything like that? You just wouldn't have done that. You met somebody who dressed up their dog and closed. You'd be like, what the fuck is wrong with her? I finally met an awesome dog. The dog likes clothes. What's the dog you got to give the dog what he wants?

I noticed though, you started dressing up your dog and closed and started hanging out with Jordan all the time at the same point. What's going on? It's like your life is like reaching pretty like maximum level. Yeah, I gotta get a bow tie on that. I know you gotta. I gotta step it up myself.

Gotta get a little more dapper. I can't be slumming it anymore. Should we point at the tholus in town? Yeah, Jordan's, you hear so much? I should have been on the shoulder. Yeah, Jordan comes the way like this. Yeah. She's Jordan Pond. She's constantly like this. Do your best thalya impression?

Oh. I was watching the laughter raptor. I was watching the laughter raptor. I was watching the laughter raptor. I was watching the laughter raptor. Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

Thalya is Jordan's constant companion for, I don't know what else to remember. That best friend. The best friend. She's done some additional art for animated adventures. Oh, did she done? I don't remember off the top of my head, but I know she's doing some stuff for it. That's it. You can't tell it's seamless integration. She's mastered

the Jordan Swears style. Yeah, I guess so. Select all Kent blue. I mean, I wore shorts today. Yeah, he's the camera. Yeah, cross your legs like a lady. Well, you give me a jib from cross my legs like a fan. What did he say? They're giving you a jip for crossing your legs like a fan. Yeah, I mean, I summarized it. That's the British thing I've been saying, not wording. Look at Gavin, let's give it some time. Don't get bullied by the internet, Gavin. Can we take time to make a really quick announcement

and ask for the audience's help? Audience, I know I'm so good about asking for your help and appreciating your feedback on a regular basis. That's a lie, I don't appreciate it. But we do need help with something. I don't know what's going on today in particular. There's two weird things in Austin today. The first is that for whatever reason,

we have gale force winds all over town, like knocking out power and somehow causing traffic. I'm not sure how that happens. I guess the freeways load up. I mean people, do people take any excuse they can to just pop the freeways up? I think they do. They really do. Like if it's too sunny, people choke the freeways. Like what is wrong with the sunglasses?

The wind is kind of cool. I came in here earlier to get already for the podcast and the door open. Pull the open and the curtain whenever I'm paper and fly. I don't have papers on the desk. Every time I walk into the anix over here it says it's so windy I feel like cream or entering a room. I come in like the wind blew here and I'm like all the show. It's time for the podcast. But the other thing the other thing that happened in today in particular it's Monday when we're recording this is that for whatever reason we had like particular, it's Monday when we're recording this, is that for whatever reason we had like

what, five different groups come by for tours at the office today. The wind blew them all over. And I think I think we, I mean, somebody came from as far away as Maine today. And we do have a sign of the door. It says, and I should explain why this is, we have a lot of different productions that are in production right now. Ruby is one that you probably know about. We also have red versus blue that's going into production. We have some other things we haven't talked about announced yet that are in production right now. Ruby is one that you probably know about. We also have Red versus Blue that's going into production. We have some other things we haven't talked about. And now it's yet that are going into production.

That's Bodies everywhere. Yeah, there's, I mean, we're back up to probably about 50 people again. I think when the door's a glass, a fan came up and I was dragging the body. It was blood everywhere. It's a quickly cold. Very, very sad. Very, very sad. Don't be cool.

Yeah, but the, uh, so we can't, we're at a point now where we can't walk people through the office as much as we would like to and so It's a real problem because when people show up and they come all the way from Maine We kind of don't say no, you know, I mean we so what we end up doing is everyone stopped production and comes to the lobby to say hello But we did that four different times today and it like eight up probably about an hour of our day But we did that four different times today and it like ate up probably about an hour of our day Just greeting people and saying hello. So I want to let you know that When you come to the office if you come to the office and just stop by for a tour Probably until about June probably all the way through RTX. We're not going to be able to accommodate people

Just dropping by for tours, okay? And the thing that I kind of wanted to ask the audience to help us with is to get that information out in whatever Formats where people talk about Rucherti like we don't you keep up with them all like tumblers and and reddit There's a lot of them. Yeah, there's a lot of them. So it's like I and it's really tough to because it's like lately It's been frustrating of like trying to figure like how to get information out to people like When we when I made the joke about the streamies last week about how we didn't win the audience choice award And I said good job audience you're obviously a terrible audience source fed is better made that joke a bunch of people tweets I didn't know about it. How come you guys didn't mention it until I will the day the voting closed

It's like I felt like we talked about that nonstop I feel like I feel like an asshole telling people to go vote for this thing You know what I mean? And when I follow people and I'm the recipient of information like that from other places, I'm like, okay, shut up already. I know. Stop talking about this. Yeah, so like we don't want to inundate people, but apparently that's what you have to do.

So I'll tell you what, if you're actually the, and on the podcast, we're kind of guilty of it because we like use Twitter for the podcast and we use the website for announcements and stuff like that. But I'm on Twitter right now. If you're on Twitter, tell us, this will be biased obviously towards Twitter. But tell us the ways in which you interface with Ruchit. Like, where do you get Ruchit. Information? What's the best way for us to announce stuff like this?

All right. That's it. Any of announcement. Thank you. Your time is appreciated. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Very good. That was a good, clopped moment. That's it. We should fucking wrap up. OK. That's all right. I'm sure it's the mid-term issues. So I was at Best Buy this past weekend. God damn it. First thing I read on Twitter

is, so you're saying after June, can I get a toe tour? Sure, why not. I'll let July birdie be mad at. Why not? Come on by. July birdie. Fucking mess, too, because that's our TX time. Everyone's going to be in a fucking great mood, but around then. So it Everyone's gonna be in the bucket. Great mood for our men. So I was in Best Buy this past weekend, and I didn't know that the Game of Thrones DVDs, season two DVDs came out last week. I bought it, 30 bucks. Yeah, it was a great deal.

But I feel like, yeah, I feel like, I see so many banner ads and websites, like this is one that would have been relevant to me. I did not know until I walked into the store, I was like, oh, hey, this is for sale. How did I not hear about it? It's almost like you need a place to set global interests that follows you around.

Isn't that what all the cookies and shit track people? Yeah, well you liked, do you like Game of Thrones on Facebook? No. No, see, you probably would have found out through there. But they seemed to be pimping. You told me you came in and said down, and you said, I can't believe people don't know

Game of Thrones is out. I was like, Game of Thrones is out. I go, what I go what because yeah came out last week. I was like fuck I love that job. I'm not watching season three because not season three the season two blue rays I was like who gets a fuck about that. I think you gotta rewatch it before season three start point I want you gotta do it good quality But didn't you already watch season two like I get off all my stuff of I teens That's how I watch most of my stuff and I watched game of Thrones already I have all the season two and on iTunes already

Do you I thought it didn't come out to this past week? They this that's the whole home video release is just now Yeah, yeah, didn't you have an hb ago? Yeah, I think you had a three HBO go almost. Oh, is that what I had? Okay, I'm gonna go yeah, so I'm signing up for HBO now that season three is about to start Oh, yeah, they've totally suckered me into it. You do How can you not watch the game of thrones? I used to do that for the sopranos. I would subscribe to HBO for when the sopranos was on. Then I'd unsubscribe for two years. Then I'd come back. They should make it easy. They should give you like a pass just for one show.

They don't want to make it easy for you. Well, they want the shit. Well, I mentioned they get more people watching it that way than actually Subscribe me for a year or whatever and having to cancel. Now, but then the people forget a cancel or they get more people watching it that way than actually Subscribing for a year or whatever and having to cancel now, but then the people forget a counselor to get lazy at the point How many episodes are in a season of Game of Thrones? I don't know like 12 how long is an episode of Game of Thrones like now? I'm the one person on this podcast. It's only seen like one episode of Game of Thrones. Well, I have both I've been watching boardwalk

Are we gonna do a game of Thrones spoiler cast? We should probably well what so glad. So are we gonna do a game of thrones spoiler cast? We should probably. Well, what we gonna spoil? I guess maybe we could do a recap of seasons one and two. Yeah, a spoiler like filled, like we just just show the people that care about that. I've already watched it. Or maybe those people like Miles who want to jump into it

and like they don't want to dedicate the 24 hour cast. Do you not understand what a spoiler cast is? We do these all the time. You don't know what it is? I just said they know what it is for. So it's so that we can't do this. So people know we're gonna talk about it Understand what a spoiler cast is we do these all the time. You don't know what I just said they know what is for It's so that we can so people know we're gonna talk about it and we're not gonna avoid talking about the sensitive all right plot points spoiler that the Nare's talk area is pretty fit. She's pretty fucking. I know about Game of Thrones There's lots of sex. There's a midget involved and everybody hates some blonde kid. That's all I know about Game of Thrones

Here is my caught up. Here's the best thing about Game of Thrones miles is that every five minutes somebody is getting killed like horribly like yeah if someone hasn't died in five minutes like someone hasn't tipped. March 31st is when it premieres so maybe we can do we'll talk about it maybe we can do one on the 25th. I would love to know what is the longest stretch of time of Game of Thrones screen time, where somebody was not naked or getting to kill. So I don't think, I think you weren't on the podcast when Spartacus sponsored an episode of the podcast,

but I watched season one of Spartacus, and if you wanna see like violence and nudity, Spartacus is like is like I don't know I came to television to Game of Thrones Network Television really yeah, it's like it's like so much more in your face and and Crazy Spartacus is yeah really, but what's what was Spartacus on? Stars stars. Okay. Yeah, there's another show called Rome that was like that too. It's on HBO briefly. Yeah, was that yeah Was that it there's a scene in there. That's just like ridiculous. What was it that too. It was on HBO briefly. Yeah, was that? Yeah, was that it? There's a scene in there that's just ridiculous.

What was it? Hot tub batting. What was it said? I've got the Spartacus DVDs if you want to borrow them. OK, I'll take a look at it. Yeah. It's only said Twitter just wrote, Spartacus is all Cox. OK, in that person's defense, there are a lot of Cox in Spartacus.

You have to be ready for that. But if you know that going in, I mean, hey. That's the primary. There are a lot of there are a lot of cocks. Male genitals and you know, it's a question. So, somebody says, I'm sorry, but you guys aren't explaining what exactly is Game of Thrones. Satiation? Yeah, the answer is shut up. Game of Thrones. Don't ask different questions. A series of books that are now a popular television show on each of you. I mean, if you don't know that, I don't know what to say. It's not like Lord of the Rings with old-ass books. A series of books that are now a popular television show on each of you. I mean if you don't know that I don't know what to say. It's not like Lord of the Rings with old-ass books. These are new books. I think the series started in the late 80s. I want to say. Oh, this is real, but they're still they're still coming out. Oh, he's still making. Yeah

I think Lord of the Rings was written in the 30s 40s something like that. What was Lord of the Rings? A Lord of the Rings. Yeah Yeah, Lord of the Rings was written way back. I think the difference between time difference between habit and fellowship of the ring was 10 years. Oh, yeah. Because I was kind of looking back like, you know, people always talk about when there's long storylines, the ring in the, the, the,

that whole middle earth saga, that's a total retcon. Like that, that he did not have the idea that the ring was gonna be the ring of power, that Philbo finds, like it was just a magical ring that's all it was. And then later like went back and like was gonna make the sequel to the Hobbit and tried to look at what he had and then came up with this storyline based

around this ring that he found. Which is actually really cool, I think. But a lot of people would, you know, be infuriated that this guy who wrote stories for 20 years didn't have everything planned out, day fucking one. I know. I don't like retcon stuff there. I think you should stick to what you, like you should work around what you made up.

But he did. But he did, yeah, he didn't like change any of the... What were you saying, then? Well, the ring didn't become like a necklace, you know what I mean? I mean, it depends on what you mean by that. I, it depends on how, like, how you use the word ret word retcon. I wasn't using it in a way that's negative or pejorative. I was saying he used what he had and built around it. The original intent was not that the ring was that. He didn't have all that storyline built out. But then

when he went to go right to further stories, oh, I got this ring. So he just fleshed it out, but he didn't. He fleshed it out. You changed the path. I think actually maybe there's some stuff that they did change like there's further additions of the hobbit where they went back and changed stuff oh I might be talking about my ass look at this there all right this thing we're getting too nerdy so come on you knew what you were getting into do not complain about this getting too nerdy should we go more mainstream and talk about the Oscars man we went we had we went on a live action shoot last week.

Oh, apparently George R.R. Martin is going to be at AggieCon, March 22nd and 24th in college station. Oh, sad for him. I know. So if you want to meet somebody great in a really terrible place, you should go to AggieCon. We went to AggieCon once. That was a long time ago.

By the way, we're making a joke here. AggieCon is Texas A&M's convention. Everyone here lives in Austin, home of University of Texas. So that's our rival school. So wherever you're from, your school's awesome and that other shitty school that you hate, that's what I think is our task.

So we had that live action shoot last week and I ended up standing outside pretty much all day and I don't think I've spent an entire day standing outside for like 20 years. It's like I got home when I was like fucking sunburned like crazy. You have a sweet farmer's tent. Yeah you can kind of get there. Oh my god that's right. I got a pretty serious farmer's tent from a day of shooting out there. So then I think I think who was someone I think was my wife's like, are you sick? Your nose is all red. I'm like, no I just sunburned. What outside?

I went outside today. Kathleen did that to me the other day. I went kayaking recently and she came in on Monday or something and she was like, what's wrong with your nose? Did you hurt yourself? My prickles just came out because I was outside for a brief period of time. Yeah.

My skin was exposed to the sun. Yeah. Hair. I'm lucky that I've never been sunburned. I laid outside this weekend and fell asleep in the sun for five hours. You've never been sunburned. I laid outside this weekend and fell asleep in the sun for five hours. You've never been sunburned? Okay, honestly, if you fall asleep in the sun for five hours, is that really just passing out? Exactly what I did was great.

You didn't fall asleep, you passed out. Well, what was the difference? You're like lose consciousness versus I'm going to go to sleep. I lose consciousness every night. I was sleeping. It's like the gloss of consciousness was forced upon you. It wasn't a voluntary choice. Yeah, well, I was I was ready to accept it. Oh, okay.

Already before he was just lying in the sun. It was nice. Okay. What did you do to get you so fucked up, you passed out for five hours in the sun? You're you're you're skirting around the important part of the story. No, it's like a human cat. I can see that.

No, it's like, yeah, I was actually blinded down next to the cat. Even the cat was probably not there. It was like this guy. So were you outside or inside? I was outside on the deck. Okay. He's lying on the wood. Because UV rays don't penetrate glass.

So you can't get a tan through glass. That can't be true. Yeah, you have to get a special kind of glass. When you hear about like in a house there's a salarium. You need a special kind of glass that allows UV rays to like in a house there's a salarium, you need a special kind of glass that allows you to be raised to pass through so you can get a tan through it. So is that my friend a sunburn on a plane once? I want to say but I fucking radiation. So is that natural? I'm gonna try to listen to fucking amateur physicists that that listen to this podcast. I'm gonna

rake me up with the goal of that. So I'm gonna look up what that's based on. There's one account in particular that always pisses me off. I don't see him tweeting tonight. He's always like, oh, you guys are so stupid. You know what? And he corrects me and they're like, all of his corrections are wrong. We should just start publishing everyone's corrections for us that are also fucking stupid. Remember I brought you into my office and had you read one that somebody sent me?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I couldn't remember what it was that was just so, just so phenomenally stupid. I'll have to go back and look. You know, Twitter only goes back seven days now. Oh really? You can download your archive. I've just done that. No, I didn't.

If you go into your settings, there's like, if you scroll over to the bottom, there's like a request archive of Twitter and it'll give you every tweet you've ever made. I don't want to see that. I don't know how to see the stuff between my checks. Like if, if I check Twitter and then go to sleep and then I wake up I can only see like 10 replies and then it goes to the 12 hours ago.

I don't see you're coming between. Click on the gap and it'll fill it in. Like get a tap on the gap. Get tweet bot. Get it. Also follow those people. No I'm just talking about mentions. I don't read my. He's like at. Oh Mr. Poppins. You and Barbara fucking royalty over here. I'm president. I'm like, I guess going, you and Barbara fucking royalty over here. I was in so much of a blackout going, you drop it, just drop it. I had an awkward moment, I had an awkward moment with Ashley

because she was, she took a photo of Joe the cat in retirement. Yeah my girlfriend. So she, she was in Austin this weekend and she took a photo of Joe the cat at the house. And for retirement, she posted on her Instagram, which I don't have the Instagram thing, but. So she goes, ah, she's gonna be funny. She said, it'd be funny if you posted, or you made a Twitter account for Joe,

and then I could like, add him. And I said, oh, there's a account for Joe. And she goes, there is. And I said, yeah. And she looked it up and I said, no, no, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. And she goes, she goes, no, no, no.

And I said, well, it's RT underscore Joe the cat. And so she said, okay, and she looked it up and I said, don't, don't worry about it, don't worry about it. And she goes, no, no, no. And I said, well, it's RT underscore Joe the cat. And so she said, OK, and she tweeted it. And it was literally like, we're watching the Oscars and I'm like, don't look, don't look. And she said, no, she looks like this. Your cat has 15,000 followers. And I was like, yeah, this just goes the show, like the value of that.

It's like 15,000 Twitter followers for a fucking stupid cat. And so the cat, we don't even run. I know, all right. But it's almost as much like the official white castle Twitter account tweeted at miles today. They only have like 18,000 followers. Your cat has almost as many followers as white castles. I really do wonder if Joe has more,

is the like biggest non-human, or it looks biggest cat Twitter, I doubt that. What's the cat in Japan that everybody goes to for? the biggest non-human or the biggest cat Twitter cat. I don't know. I don't know. What's the cat in Japan that everybody goes to? Maru. Oh, I love Maru. Everyone loves Maru. I'm gonna look at it. Maru is the bad. I'm sorry. I was gonna say cat boxes to Twitter.

What's that do you say from SNL? Is it Bobby Mona Handle? Yeah. He had, well, when I checked it, he had like 8,000 followers. Really? And he's an SNL and that's huge, isn't it? Yeah. They don't promote their. He never figured that shit out, dude. Well, they don checked it, he had like 8,000 followers. And he's an SNL and that's huge, isn't it? Yeah. They don't promote there. He never figured that shit out, dude.

Well, they don't promote their Twitter accounts or the Twitter handles. Like, you have to, someone has to be, that has to think like, oh, Bobby won't have. Oh, Maru's got fucking 3,700. Fucking suck at you, Jack. I don't know if you have a, if you all caught that, Bert, you just flipped off of this.

You flipped off the Japanese cat through his laptop screen. I love the future. It's so great. If ultraviolet content is really good, I'll look that up now. Okay, here, let me read this one. Let's talk about that. On your mind, everyone, that this podcast is brought to you by audible.com, the Internet's leading provider of audiobooks,

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which I think you probably would be, check it out. Okay, ultraviolet light. Can you get a suntan? So I first looked up, I was gonna look up, can you get a suntan? And the auto completes with, can you get a suntan through? Window, can you get a suntan through the glass? Can you get a suntan in winter? But before I got you, before I got to, can you get a suntan through? No, can you get a suntan into the glass? Can you get a suntan in winter?

But before I got to, can you get a suntan? I just get to, can you get, and that is, can you get pregnant on your period? Can you get pregnant in a hob tub? Can you get mono twice? Can you get the fuck out of my face? Are you all right? Modify that.

Can you get, change why are you to you? Can you, okay, yeah. But make it like a tech speak. Can you get change why are you to you? Can you, okay, yeah, but make it like a tech speak. Yeah. Can you, this can you, can you run it? Can you freeze cheese? Is this what the letter you? It is with the letter you

Can you can you free cheese? Is more popular than can you print from an iPad? Okay, so can you get can you get Can you get pregnant when you're on your period your spelled you you are and then the one right behind this can you get the flu twice? Oh my god, okay, so can you get a, can you get a, can you get a, stun cans and glass? We'll go back to that now. That's one of the most fun things you do on the internet. It's like, see it auto-complete. It's just like, this is what people are thinking. This is people's train of thought.

This is what Google thinks about us. It's like, a human is typing. This is what they want. I know. This is what it's exposed to, right? Centating Myths Exposed. Okay, let's look at this here. Oh, God, this guy's page.

This page that I'm on is the weather prediction.com. And it's like, dude, it's like it dude this is like an old school internet site it's like a yellow background it's like he tells one dude made it you know so okay meteorologist to be good have you wondered if you can get a sudden to burn or stand through a window a window acts like a sunscreen it does not block all the UV radiation blood does does block the most dangerous wavelengths of UV glass of absorb short wavelength ultraviolet light, but it does pass 350 to 400 nanometer

ultraviolets. Okay, that tells me nothing. While this longer wavelength ultraviolet is less harmful than the shorter wavelength, you can still turn or burn if you get enough exposure. So it limits a lot of it, but you can get it. You will burn more to quickly when driving with the windows down exposed to the sun as compared to driving to the windows as some of the UV light is blocked. I was always amazed that infrared, your eye can't see, but a camera can see it. Right, with special specific sensors. Well, if you were to get the TV remote now and like do this, you would see it blinking in the light.

But then you can see it on there. Like you can see it through the camera. Yeah, well that's like, that's only displaying. Well that's like you can see in the dark when night vision goes. Right, no shit. Like you're in the same room but the thing that you have a device to let you see in a different way. What? That makes sense. Yeah. What do you have it while you're seeing that? What you see? You're getting from one time I'm agreeing with you. Oh, you're like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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Are you asking them why they didn't remove that? Why that was vague, that's where you should be asking. Can you see this? Oh yeah, you can't see it. Look at that. Hey, good. Oh wow. Yeah, but you can't see that with your eyes.

Just pointing his remote at the camera. And you just, you can always tell it's a little blinking light. Hey, you. See that? And you can't see that with your eyes. Hey, that reminds me. I'm actually having a major problem. So as I've talked about a little bit, I've moved into a major problem.

So I've talked about a little bit. I've moved into a new house. And I got my AV setup all great. And I have this thing setup where I've got my TV hanging on the wall. I guess I think you would like this. And I have all of my, every single bit of my AV components, my Nintendo Wii, my Xbox 360, my DVR, everything is in a cabinet that's behind the wall. So there's nothing in front of me, just a TV hanging out of wall.

And then I have below the TV, I have a little IR repeater that then goes through the wall, repeats the signal inside the cabinet to everything else. Here's the weird problem I've run into. Time Warner came and set up my DVR, okay? And I have a universal remote. I have never run into this problem ever before. So if I say watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which I was doing the other day,

and I hit play from the list, and I'm playing Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and it's too quiet. I then go to turn it up. It turns up the TV, it's a Sony TV, it turns up the volume, but while I'm holding down, you know, up on the volume,

then it also starts filling in zeros. Like I'm hitting zero on the remote for the DVR. The code for up on the volume on the TV is the same as zero on the DVR So then it changes channels and I get away from what I'm playing with you I would like to see if there's an alternate code that works for your TV Yeah, sometimes there's multiple codes for the same manufacturer There might be another one that works without having that crossover problem And I think that's why they do multiple cases right and you might you might omelster

I'd different one for your DVR as well. I even, I even busted out the original remotes and the original remotes do it. You might be fucked. I might be fucked, right? I mean, I thought, I, I had thought, it's one of the things I thought somebody smarter than me had worked all that shit out. That like those codes couldn't possibly cross over. I would try, maybe, maybe there's another code you can use for your TV, but you might be fucked. That's not.

To say such a, such a disposable culture we live into, it's like, okay, new TV. You know what I mean? I used to have a big digital clock which had a remote to set the alarm, and my Xbox volume up would turn on my alarm. Really? So I would always wake up at 6 am on Sunday because I turned the volume up. So stupid TV. Yeah.

And I smashed it with a sledgehammer. There you go. Did you come in slow motion? There you go. There you go. I'm trying to look at what brand of, what is the glass they use in salariums? Which let through it? Neutral glass.

I want to say it's roomy glass, but I think that's what Cyclops is. I think that's what it's made out of. Yeah. So salarium. Salarium is like, it's a room that's made to let in sun. Like that's the whole purpose of the room. It's like a greenhouse?

It's a sun room. Oh, look at the hole in the ceiling. We're like a whole ceiling, yeah. Yeah. But it keeps the water out. So Larry is a structure usually constructed on the side of a house which allows enjoyment, surrounding landscape, while being sheltered from adverse weather conditions such as rain wind.

It can be referred to a patio, salarium, conservatory, or a floater room. So why would you want that? Why would you want the outdoors? Why would you want special glass that doesn't block you for your house? So you get a tie on a cold day. Oh, okay. Every time. So, see, I understand when people cry, I'm not like you. Like, what are you on about?

So just plastic block as well. See through plastic. I don't know. Is this going to be the episode where we look up on block? On the light of one dozen. I mean, is this the one boring thing in the world? I mean, we can go through a list. Concrete.

It's going to be a blast. Just to be fair, whoever runs the RT Joe the Cat Twitter account, because we don't do it, just fucking go after that Japanese maro. Just like just start a Twitter war between the two cats. That would be the best thing in my life. don't do that because he would do it wrong. Yeah, you know, to me. He you you start dropping the sea bomb or something like that or he like you know. You know, you know, you can't as not to prefer no one's major.

Only they can call you like that. What I wonder what cats would want to be called. They could like protest. Like what they would call themselves. Feelings, that sounds like a... What if you like... What if you like... A cat is just like three letters. Oh, you know, a cat.

Does sounds like a drugitory. But I guess we don't think about it that way. Yeah, I'd go with feelings. Would you want to be called a viewer cat? I don't know. What would I be called? Yeah. Cat. Okay, cool.

Fluffy. So I don't know if any of you guys, I think you might have played some banner saga factions. Nope. Nope. Okay. I have the date. It finally came out. It's a it's a free game you can play on Steam now. They launched today. Like right before we went live with the podcast. What kind of game is it? It's like a it's like a turn-based game meets a MOBA game. So think of like XCOM meets League of Legends. Oh wait We you talked to me and carry about this. Yes. Yeah I haven't played I haven't played it. It's it's like available for free on steam I guess there's like the multiplayer portion is free and the single player versions coming later in the year That's we and I think they're doing this to raise awareness. But they're going to be at RTX in July.

Oh, that's awesome. They're a local development company. So if you use Steam and you like turn-based games or MOBA games, take it out. It's called Banner Saga Factions. It's free. You just download it and play. I'm really excited.

I got a new little netbook, this little ASIS thing. It's like, what? Oh, yes, I do. But why? It's like a little touch-screen thing. I'm getting used to Windows 8. But I was really happy when I found out it can run very basic indie game So I started playing hotline Miami and dear Esther have you played any of those? I played dear Esther. It's it's stupid That's not I like it. No, well, no, it's not again. I'm worth you on that. It's not a game

It's like an interactive story. Have you guys played dear Esther? No, no essentially all it is is you just have dogs You walk you walk around a fucking empty island. No, no essentially all it is is you just have dogs you walk you walk around a fucking empty island No, no rephrased you explore a very eerie desolate island I like it. I like it see well while you get essentially you said the magic word. It's a blur I love the problem is you can't run. There's no run button that Well, see here's the thing Like Come to a path. Okay, you'd be like should I go left or right? I'm gonna go left

Fuck this living here! And walk away, you're like, if there was just a run button, I could get back there and it turned around. Because it's very much trying not to be a game. It wants you to like, look at this, listen to what this narrator is telling you. Think what does that mean? But then you talk, you're killing it.

The one thing that was, I do wish they had a run button from time to time when I go like the wrong way, but no, that would be a game It's like no, it's it's it's art, you know, it's what it's clearly trying to be It's not trying to be like a mainstream game. Yeah, it's like a little $10 indie game. That's a cool short story $10 I think I bought it for a buck Bracket I would I don't rip off at a dollar. I was like People love this game, but I was just like,

I just wanted my run button. So speaking about this, like last week, we talked a lot about digital on-demand games and all that. And PS4 was revealed last week. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was after the podcast. Yeah, which you talked about, that too. The L was announced and it's always come out

for the podcast. But there was a really cool announcement that took place. And I can look up the actual list of titles But Xbox announced they're doing an enormous games on demand sales. Did you read about this? It starts tomorrow, right? Yeah, there's some games that are like 75% off and I think it's clearly like a response to The steam sales that take place People just load up which case. I'll give it a list for you. Yeah people will Like steam sales all by games just for the hell of it

Like that's how I bought Dior Esther. I think it was like 90% off. I was like oh shit. I'd be dumbed That's why that wrong There's a modding community for Dior Esther who like hack tin or run button No, there it's like remember when Jason who plays Tucker He pointed out went back when Netflix was a non-streaming service when you got discs to your house, which now that sounds antiquated. That was not that long ago. So you get like three discs a month and that everybody had one disc of a movie that they never watched, but they kept for like eight months because they

feel guilty about like not watching it because it was like like an intellectual movie, but they could never get around to watching it, but they also didn't want to turn it back in and admit defeat. And for him, it was Hotel Rwanda, and he figured out just in rental fees, like the monthly fee divided by three, he spent like 80 bucks on that movie and never watched it. I think you had it for over two years if I remember right? I think I spent 75 quid on good fellas. For me, the longest movie I ever held on to was Bridge over the River Quai.

I had it for like 10 months. I had that one on 10th year. What point did you ever think you were gonna watch that? I was like, I went through a phase where I was like, I know there's all these old, important movies that I wanna catch up on that I've never seen, and that was one of them. I really went through a lot of them,

but then finally, that was the breaking point. That was when you gave back without watching. Yeah, that's the one where I was like, I can't watch these old movies anymore. Or else I'm gonna be returned to it. So, the game's on demand, ultimate game sale. It takes place February 26th through March 4th, if I'm reading these dates correctly. And the sales are up to 75% off.

So what would that be? Like 15 bucks for one of the games? Yeah. Yeah. So here's, I'm going to go through the list of games. It's really quick. It's a ton of games. It's Assassin's Creed 1 and 2, Batman and two Batman Arkham asylum Batman Arkham City

Both Borderlands bio shock brotherhood all the color duty games all the way to black ops 2 Code Veronica dead Island dirt to dishonored fable 3 fall 3 new Vegas grid halo 3 and halo 4 which just came out last week Halo reach Halo Wars. Halo Wars is one of those games that I always want to buy and put on digital just so I could play it like at random because I never much got into it but I would eventually like to have all the achievements in all the Halo games. This is your chance. Dude, did you ever hear though? They reset the thing. Yeah, they had a fuck up. They had a cloud fuck up with Halo Wars. I think it was like six months into the game where they just kind of lost everybody's records.

And that was an achievement to get to level 50. To like general or whatever. It was like one of the hard achievements where people were like like three quarters of the way there and it was like, wipe. Did you just say that Halo 4 came out last week? They hate to play games on demand. Oh, okay. We talked about this last week and the fucking podcast.

You were right there. You were right there. He was right there. I was right here. Yeah, I thought you were talking about the Hayley for the game. Yeah, I'm demand. Yeah, I just didn't. Yeah, I thought you told you. Do you really think he was that stupid? Yeah, what am I reading? What am I reading? I'm reading a list of digital games. Yeah, that's what I'm reading.

Nice to meet you, Gavin. How you doing? Resident Evil's 4 through 6. Red Dead Redemption. Great game. They're so good. There was a mod for Dearest to enable Sprint, so I'm interested. Sorry for the good news. I can enjoy the game. No, no, go back and play it. And, gosh, she'll be happy about this. It's the Myrstivalization Revolution.

What's your own death, though? I know. Did you own it on digital? Yeah. Okay. I had the physical copy, and when they wanted to play it, I couldn't find it, so I bought it again on demand. I've gotten to my last four achievements in that.

Yeah. Is it worldwide so? That's a good question. I don't know if it's worldwide. There's nothing worse than being in England and everything's just happening. Well luckily you're here. It does, Stink. I'm sorry about that.

America. What about my pee? Get your some American flags. Look, look, a graw which we talked about today. Graw and graw too are both available digital. Dude. Are those games still? Is that new?

Are those new versions of the ones we used to play those are No, that those are the old ones. I just did a short of video to Gavin that of him and me and Dan playing from the slumber guys Dan from the slumber guys Dan the man. You know what you're we were playing that the year on the video was oh 6 oh it was oh seven wow you went back even further. Oh seven we were playing. I got to mention us you me Dan You probably as well. Oh playing grow. Yeah Yeah set six years ago. I remember I play yeah I play some really good. I have the best mechanic that I have never seen in a game Which is you can only you just drop out of the game on the audio and this is separate lobby for death for dead people I love that feature and your example is always oh

I love that feature and your example is always oh Shoot look up for the and the guy you're dead. You're like guy And then you know what I think too right and then the people in the death love me just like That was the best I love that feature I always love that because you were always calling after people like gusty there You had like constantly thinking like shut up. I'm still here. It people like gusty there. You had to like constantly think he was like, shut up, I'm still here. It's like gusty there. Guys. Guys. Guys. And then I'm gusts his channel.

God damn it. Yeah. That was awesome. I think gusts is dead. I want to wish you go back. Wish you go back and play the list. I will totally play it again. I will totally play it again.

I will. I will. I will. We watched the video and the game held up. I thought it looked good. Yeah. It looked like fun. I wanted to play it. That was the first game I got. I'll post that in my journal. I'll repost that video. That was back when I don't think

you either YouTube wasn't there or it was too crap, but you posted like a flash embedded. An FLV, yeah. Yeah. That's the way I did the first YouTube. I did the first achievement guide which was the showing how we did the... when Jeff and I did the race to complete... Modern Warfare, yeah. And I showed how I did the when Jeff and I did the race to complete modern warfare yeah and I showed how I did mile high club to beat him. You hosted the FLV? Yeah we hosted it. Yeah he invented it in his journal. Yeah. Yeah. In the first comment. Jesus. I don't even know what server we would have done that on backhand. That's crazy. Whatever we were hosting the reverse Bluebeast. I think I did it on the thing Mike's thing that we were using back then. Wow. But you know what I was looking forward

guys which you'll appreciate. I was looking for, Gus, which you'll appreciate. I was looking for one of the very first journals I ever made on redversesblue.com, which then became Rooshit.com, which was, I was playing Counter Strike a lot. And I made Custom Sprays, do you know that? I love those. I think I still have those sprays. Do you really? Yeah, I think so.

I love to get them from you because I can't find them. I found the journal where I talk about them, but all the links are yeah for them and they were custom sprays. I did which were like Talk bubbles and thought bubbles so you could spray them over dead bodies. Yeah, the dead bodies were thinking I suck it counter stride. I always always better at this game Like stuff like that and then like River sublucco And then we did some like promotional stuff because we were promoting We're trying to get people to watch Red versus blue. We were going to like counter-shooting It was like River's blue season two or something like we're playing counter strike anyway

Make some sprays Gavin on sale next week Orange box get it and get all the achievements in it. I have I think 93 of 99 achievements. Yeah, I couldn't do the poll ones do it ones that you got do it. I don't know how you did it Complete this level with like three steps. If all you worked for a website, and I walked through telling you how to do it, if all you've worked for is this one of the few games where you're watching this website with run literally 15 feet in that direction over there. It's one of the few games where I watched the video of someone doing it and then I just looked and I think I'm not good enough. I'm not good

enough at gaming to do that. This is like, he are knowing he's like going like through two through port through two portals Yeah, but he's not touching the gas. He's like whoop whoop and he's like And then he's coming out the wall. It's like god I can't do that in cable my brain that doesn't even know what he's doing but after portal 2 portal 1 He's probably a lot more basic now. I would think I mean because it's like I've been back to play portal once This portal 2 came out. I mean you because it's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like, there's like,

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you pull a beer up 20 minutes after opening up? How old are you? Have you not been drinking beer for fucking years now? I just don't know how he does it. So was it last week? Did I talk about the podcast or was I talking about some other point when I was on that jury at slam dance and I saw in our back-killer drop? It was on the podcast. It was on the podcast, right? You're an asshole. I've poked him. Oh, no. He's poked him. Who? Who do you run out of mouth? He's poked him out.

Oh, oh. Guts just foamed up. Guts just really dodgy look. Idiot. And then he was just like, you know what? Gavin does this thing where he is every now and then, he'll be drinking his beer, he'll set it on the table, not hard or anything, but all of a sudden, it just foams up like crazy.

Sometimes I don't have to set it down, just take a sip, and then it just goes, what is that, D-Tool? Does it happen with every beer as it just still? Almost every time I drink out of the bottle, that happens. Wow. I don't know why. You gotta relearn how to drink.

Portal 2 is also on sale. Go look at this list, it's on sale. Left for Dead 2 is on sale. One of the best games ever for the Xbox 360 oh well speaking of left for dead go the other day on my birthday out of the blue I got a package delivered to be here at the office oh right it was a sign copy of left for dead sent to me by the voice actor who plays Lewis that is awesome I was like what is this I'm expecting you to think I open it up is like a letter from

from Earl Alexander and like a sign copy of left for dead so it's a even wrote pills here is that we toldepured Ed. So is that the same thing? He even wrote pills here. Is that what we told you about it? Not so. Is that because we told you about it on the focus? I don't know. Oh, I met him at PAX Prime this past September. And I guess we must have exchanged info. Pills here?

Like I saw him walking through the down the floor on PAX. I saw a guy dressed up as Lewis. I was like, Lewis, I started yelling. It turns out like that's the guy who's like, he was the voice actor. I got to get you to take him with him. Which is like better? Lepured Ed one or two? One.

It's a hard question. I think I like two more. You're saying, I mean, Lefford had two is, is this awesome. My problem with Lefford had two was, I never felt like I was, like, low on supplies. I'm Lefford had two? And Lefford had two. Like, in the first one, it's like, you find a pipe bomb. I'm gonna hold onto this for three chapters just in case we get sworn by a hoard or something.

In Lefford had two, I found a pipe bomb. I found a bile jar this for three chapters just in case we get sworn by a hoard or something. In Leftord at two, I found a pipe bomb. I found a bile jar. I found a molotov. Well, I've gone through that. They had such a wide variety of weapons. It's like they threw them all out. In Leftord at two, I found myself using a restricted amount of utilities. Like I wouldn't use some of the new things as often.

I could drill in a little in shots. What did you use the melee weapons? Remember, there was no melee weapons in the group. Yeah, melee weapons were not of. Yeah yeah, there was none in left for dead. Don't forget that What there was no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no But the one where they have the the wandering which the one which is the first of my saw that Let's pretend to has the worst fucking enemy in any video game ever I have the fucking jockey and I hate that god damn jockey. I can never hit him back I don't know what the story is with that jockey is impossible to hit It's just what is he doing to the player. I'm sure if I had a tiny little small thing on me, I wouldn't go in the direction that he's leading.

He's a fucking your narrow-there, whatever. Yeah, he's pulling you. He's probably going to the ground. He makes you really top-head. So if I sat on your shoulders and pulled your head to one direction, would you go in that direction? Yes! No, you wouldn't. I'd stumble at your individual. I would stumble that direction. Well, maybe for a couple of steps, then you'd walk the other way. No, I'd stumble at your individual. No, I'd stumble at your individual. What I'm saying, what I will say is why don't they just fall over and let their friends get a mark. Yeah, it's just like, gap. You got to suspend

some disbelief at some point. I mean, if I've got a big tongue wrapped around my neck, I'm going that way. That totally makes sense. I watched that left for dead survival guy that we did. It was like the drunk drunk tank like kind of like the like drunk tank let's play like Joel is crouch against the wall and then the wall just Yeah, we're thinking no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no for us to be soft. There's no there's no Skaven that though. It's just like nothing I don't like survival mode. I thought tomorrow was way too hard the first thing we had no idea what's going on Like do you trigger? Yeah sure? Yeah, oh my god

What's going on? And you know that you have Molotovs, but you never want to use a Molotov You know that as soon as you use your Molotov everything's going downhill and I guess I'll throw this hit Buildings on fire. You're up for the goal. Did you ever get in, like, left for dead was one of the few games I got in the fights with my friends with over. Oh, my god.

Oh, my god. Abandoning people. Internet, every now and then, you surprised me. And you're great. Someone just suggested an episode of immersion where we get a midget and let them jump on Gavin's back. OK. OK. OK.

Gavin. Only if you can make the noises like the jockey like So we we cannot afford he's either dinkless He is one of the few people that I met like at the Emmys and had a chance to talk to him in the guy who plays He was very cool. I told him because I was I tried to be like he seems For someone who's really small he seems really intimidating. I wouldn't want to I'd be scared of it uh... peter dinklage he uh... you don't want to be the first actually like totally enamored with him to the

content is the but uh... yeah he plays the imp on game of thrones and i think he was in a movie a long time called called the station agent and i said that to my set i said mister really nice to meet you i said like that's mister gulia's i see you you know it's i said i've actually been a fan of yours since the station agent. He goes, what do you thought I was shit before then? But he was like, just like, didn't give a fuck.

He was just like, he is basically on camera. And he was really cool. And he said, thank you very much. Like, my hand shook, Ashley's hand. And Ashley goes, I'm pregnant now. He shook Peter Dinklage's hand. But he was really cool. Really cool, dude.

That's funny. But what we're talking about. So yeah, go check out the, I'm going to be buying, I'll probably buy every goddamn game on the list. You know how on the cover of Left For Dead, the first cover was the hand without thumb, and the second one was that, except in Europe. Is that defensive? That's defensive. I think Left Forited three should be this. The shocker? Yeah why? I'd be shocked if they made a third one.

It's funny. You know there's a couple things about lefited I love the lefited series. A couple things I think I brought this up before that there's a big scandal that the charger was pretty much note-for-note discussed in the forum where people saying when they announced that for that two people said names and special infected what would you like to see and a dude like wrote the charger even down to one big arm one little arm and it's like it looks like they they said oh that's great they will use that or it was just the most amazing coincidence of all time. To me there's nothing wrong with that. It could absolutely be a coincidence till we've seen that happen Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's one of the things you have to everyone you know contributing and typing stuff and

Yeah, but you can look up that post I think the post has been deleted like even the guy who made it didn't like the controversy around it and deleted it But it's always course been archived other places. You can never fully get rid of something But one of my favorite deleted it, but it's always course been archived other places. You can never fully get rid of something. But one of my favorite, um, uh, people are not saying the shocker should be a special effected. But there was one that I really liked that they, in the commentary for Valve Games, they talked about the behind the scenes stuff. And there was an enemy called, I think it's called the Screamer. And it sounded like the best thing ever. Was that the straight jacket? It was the guy in a straight jacket and he would wander around and when he saw you, he would scream and call the horde, then he would fucking run and hide.

And you had to find him until he stopped and kill him to get him to stop screaming. That's horrifying. And so it was like you'd see me like get him, get him, get him and then he'd go running away and you had to chase him through the horde to kill him. That's the last time you want to fight horde off the horde after horde. That sounds really difficult. Yeah, that sounds like a really great enemy. So, and I think he was called the Screamer.

Yeah. It's not another one. It comes with a shredder or something like that. I don't remember what he did. It just made me a trap. You know, it was a cool special effect, especially when you're playing on Lambda Friends. It would be a special effect that jumps into your mouth.

At that point, it cuts your mic, and you're now being controlled by that special effect and you start to shoot in your friends. Did you just come up with that right now? Yeah well done. In multiplayer you can take over a human. Yeah but to your friends to your friends you would go silent and just start shooting. Or you could just not start shooting immediately. And then screw screw like double agent and We're like Indication of it or I guess you can't just behave yeah, what if you don't use your pistol to for whatever reason

I'm gonna get a little more. Yeah, I'm a little more expert. You can moat somebody down I'm gonna fuck your animation's not quite right. Oh, you just have like a limpo down in it. Well, you're not funny. You walk like your animation's not quite right. Yeah, or you just have like a limb post. Oh, you're a good guy. Yeah, yeah. Maybe you just be like, oh, you don't be great. You can put a filter on your voice. You're like, Hey, grime. I don't know your friends. I'm like, no. But that's cool. It's a trying out of a little fool's a good. Maybe cool to play along for as long as possible until it's a crucial moment. Like you'll wait in for the elevator or something.

And then you just let as as that player though, you'd be furious and miserable. Oh, you know what they could do? You know what they could do? And yeah, as the player, you would just have to watch someone stay or scream like that. No! I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Busting your phone out like, takes you even to the bathroom.

It's madly. Oh, put fire on. Oh, it would be great if it gave control of the voice to the infected person. I'd be like, if you let him go over here, I'd be like, I'm going to be like, when Shudge possesses Sajjans. Yeah. And I'd be like, oh, shit, who am I playing? I'm playing as Gus.

Hey. So. Or what of this? What is, what of what it did was, it's like classic horror movie style movie style It cut the guy's mic and then you made a duplicate of the guy like there's two Luices and they're like what you want And low-deep line to do looses up against the wall and they know You just stop fighting the whole you go into a building you just put two chairs down. I haven't Let's be here this out. Where did we meet?

You just put two chairs down, I haven't posted it. Right, let's figure this out. Where did we meet? I just walked out to Bernal. Two chapters ago, we were vulnerable. Who, which of you took my pill? You would have saved words. All of the branches were going, I'm going, Minnesota, Minnesota.

I hate Minnesota. I do like games where you have to treat your friends differently. Like when we played the hidden Did we the less play now? Oh? You know you don't know. Oh, no it wasn't the hidden it was a Trouble in terrorist town. It's one thing. Well, I want to be used to trade Yeah, so everything about it the hidden I felt like the The enemy was too well concealed

Last time you can just walk up someone just go and You just jeep everywhere. Yeah It's really funny. Yeah, the trouble of Terrestown is a lot of fun. Oh I thought all of the hashtag broke I think we started trending somewhere or something like that. Do you mean it broke? All of this is filled with fucking bots going hey look at this. This is really funny Well, he's always there is it funny. Maybe it's not maybe it is Can I show that video I sent you earlier? Which is not what I'm talking about. The gallon prank.

Oh, oh. I find it really funny. I was watching that other. Well, I'm going to, well, you look that up. Yeah. I want to remind everyone that this podcast is also brought to you by Onit and their flagship product, Alpha Brain. We've talked about it quite a bit.

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I don't think that's the original. Oh, that's good. Wow, wow. No, but, yeah, it was a that's it right there. Well I had like two million views more. I don't know But yeah, guys are walking on the aisle with gallons of milk and chocolate milk And then they just decide to like bust their ass on the ground and throw these things in there. I really Don't like that video. I don't like But there's that one kid who like Falled and like throws him into like freezer container. I like this. We follow is really funny That's one way he just stood still and he Had bust the thing in front of him and I just cuz I

Really don't like that. I really like that. It's like the same thing where people like get the ice cream cone Then they grab it by like the ice cream. I let it fall. It's like What's the point or they like get it and they like throw it back into the restaurant? I just love people who have guts to do that kind of thing in public. Yeah, I would never have the confidence to do that. You could have really couldn't have been there. I love the one with the guy who goes to the drive-through. And he's got our shirt on. We can't find it, Brandon.

And they give him a, he asked for two ice cream cones. And he gets the two ice cream cones and he doesn't have a shirt on. And he goes like this, he goes. Oh, this is nipple. Like that. And the moment the driver goes, oh my God. She's horrified.

Oh, there was another great prank that somebody did too, where they set up a car where it didn't have a driver. Oh, yeah, that was a good one. And it just drives up to the drive-through, and they go over and over. And it just looks like it fuxxed with people so bad, it's unbelievable.

I never see the one where the guy goes to the drive-through, and he gets his drink or whatever, and then it like, he puts it in the cup holder, and it like starts levitating. And the drive-thru person's like, what is that? He's like, oh, I don't know. He's like, he's just getting it. He must have like a string or something.

Yeah. And the drive-thru people are like, they call it another place. Like, look at this. This is so weird. Like, who believes that? Who's like that gullible of false for it? I'd probably fall for it? I probably fall for it.

I don't get it. It's just been really sad for all those employees like, oh, they all believed it. Did anybody else watch the Oscars last night? You bet I did. I watched a lot of it on fast-forward to be honest with you. I didn't realize Jennifer Lawrence is 22. Yeah, what about it?

It's really up. I thought she was like 28 or something. She's your fault. Yeah, that was a good fault. That was normal. She's normal. Yeah. Do you think it was the best and worst moment of our life combined? Of her life?

Yeah. Oh, I don't think she gave a shit about falling. Hey, there's a photo of her now in the press room flipping off somebody. What is that? Does anybody know? I haven't seen that. You haven What is that? Does anybody know? I haven't seen that.

You haven't seen that? Look up on the... I know she was getting harassed by Jack Nicholson a bit. I think she liked that. Yeah, she was stuck. What do you want me to say? Just look up Jennifer Lawrence flip off. Jennifer Lawrence flip off.

What do you say? Go ahead and look for Jennifer Lawrence naked too while you're having that. You say flip off, flip off, flip off. Flip off. I thought it was flip off when I was a kid. Give somebody the finger whatever Just go to images you'll pull it up right away This is right there. Nice

Maybe someone's asking her to dump that thing in the full size one Yeah, she's just like she's just like like you got her oscouss at you one hand her beautiful dress and she's like fuck you What was that old clip of George Bush? I can't read that from here. Oh that's like some random thing like when he was before he was even governor of Texas I think. Oh really? He wasn't president? No. What was it?

Yeah. George Bush good. Oh. There's a famous photo of Fred Rogers who played Mr. Rogers. You didn't who Mr. Rogers says? I only from the... oh I'm gonna show down. Oh really? I thought you know Mr. Rogers. You didn't who Mr. Rogers says? Only from the... oh, I'm gonna show it out. Oh, really? That's how you know Mr. Rogers?

Yeah, he's like in beloved... He was in the show host. He was beloved. Like the nicest guy on the planet. Yeah. And he was a... No, no, no! No, no, no!

We had to... I'll tell you about that after. Yeah. Anyway, there's a famous photo of him like... You don't want like that. Which... Okay, first of all, I want to talk about some about some else too while we're on the subject of flipping off When you get your photo taken don't flip off the camera. You look like a fucking jackass

Yeah, I see so many photos of people where they think that's funny. You just look at this picture So somebody found the photo of Fred Rogers flipping off the camera You know, he's doing he's going through a nursery rhyme of this finger that finger finger, this finger. And it's, and they, they, they show that thing like he's flipping somebody off and it's totally in not. Yeah, I've seen the video. Yeah. And like he's just counting or like doing the, the rhyming thing with his fingers. He's going to eat the fingers on his hands for these kids. Yeah. It's like, that's so shitty that like some, somebody on the internet gets a slice that I'll go, oh, here's the second

other thing in a design. No, it's not, you know, like he just goes through it, like nothing. Yeah. To like not raise. Because the man's a slight that I go oh Like he just goes through it like nothing yeah to like not raise because the man's a saint in the alarm Yeah, I know man the national treasure Beautiful They should put that on the box is right in the office on the place a pedophile. Oh, yeah So this is guy in the UK called Jimmy Savile right okay? He had a show called Jim will fix it I'll actually Big charity dude. He raised a lot of he would would always, it was like a make a wish kind of thing. So people would write to him and he would make it happen on TV.

You want to sell it? And this guy was like a national treasure hero and he was knighted, he was surging me several. In his 80s he died and after he died it came out that over a 50 year period he had molested over 300 children. Oh my god. I heard about him. Shit. And then we're like how can we take back his knighthood after his dead?

I guess it turns out that when you die you lose your knighthood by default. So you're no longer a star after dead I think. But it was like the biggest shock to most people. There were some people who knew and I guess he was powerful enough that he could pay people to keep it quiet while he was alive. And he died a hero. It was a massive mourning in the whole country. How do you take that money?

You say you could pay people to keep it quiet? I don't know. Apparently, this will come out now that a lot of people knew and they were, I guess they were too scared to break it up because they would have been destroyed. People would believe it. But you should look up Jimmy Savo. He's like, it's all white hair, dude. Yeah. Apparently he was the worst dude ever. I been the story. You should look up Jimmy Seville, he's like it's all white hair dude.

Apparently he was the worst dude ever. I heard this story like a month or two ago. And apparently he would visit sick kids in the hospital. No, it's about his story. I'm sorry. TV show, you'll be like, oh you're sick, let me do this for you before you die and stuff. But there's stories about how people were nurses at the time. And when they heard Jimmy Seville was coming to the hospital, the nurses would be like,

kids, pretend you're asleep whenever you do pretend you're asleep. Oh God, what the whore. Don't look at him in the eye because he would try and wait for you and the kid, him and the kid to be alone and just fill them. Oh. And he was knighted. Oh, God. That's terrible.

But Mr. Rogers was okay, right? Yes, Mr. Overson. I was okay. Oh my God. Do not associate your filth with ourth with our national treasure over here on the site. So, apparently Mr. Rogers was a sniper, people keep telling us. Someone said they removed Jimmy Seville's graves then. I guess they don't want people to want him in his death.

Oh, I don't know how people are like defiling the... Yeah. Roger's was a sniper. I don't know Bob Ross was in the military He's like a drill sergeant I'd say he's once we're archie podcast and Twitter starts trending then all of a sudden There's a bunch of uh-huh avatars with girls and bikinis telling us to go to these links go or sure about seeing them over here I'm seeing him right here. Yeah Bob Ross the happy trees guy. Yeah, it's like a drill sergeant or something He's so yeah, I know he got tired of shouting at people all the time

He like needed balance in his life. He was like so You talk about this in your journal. You have that when someone's speaking Oh, yeah, oh man. Yeah, I That oh my life and I didn't know it was a thing. Yeah, I didn't even know how to explain it to someone. It's weird What right? It's like when there's this thing talking really softly and it makes you feel kind of like whenever Somebody talks really good. It could be something some people like they hear from like like It can be something some people like they hear from like like Like It's a sensation where there's a certain sound most of the ASRM I believe I know it's ASMR ASMR. Yes. What is this time for?

You hear like some for some people it's somebody talking softly or whispering maybe it's typing on a keyboard What it does is like it's different? But it gives you like goosebumps. It's like a weird tingle when you're headed. When I ask kids, you get a physical feeling from something that's not physical. Like watch, sometimes people watch people do things. Like they'll watch people describe a model. There's all sorts of videos on YouTube. Some people do it deliberately now.

When I was at school, I watched someone braid someone else's hair in a very quiet room. And they were going like, just, you know, it's like, you could hear everything like the sound that they had. And I was watching it's different for everybody, there's two girls. And I was watching them do this. Boater. No, no, no, I was like six. And I felt it felt like all of the hair on my head was stood up.

And I actually had to go and look at my reflection of myself to make sure my head, my hair wasn't all stood up. You were just getting a boner Right before the podcast I was watching this dude talk about the differences in in video game controllers No, this is really no It was this guy just I'm not here's the difference between a Sega Saturn controller makes you kind of get like and you're just like this is really relaxing. I fall asleep to that stuff Yeah, but it's it's really weird like it's not it's. I fall asleep with that stuff. Yeah. But it's like, it's really weird. It's kind of relaxing.

It's not so much a relaxing that it makes me sleepy. I'm just like, relieves you into it. And I'm like, it makes me feel weird. It's really, really weird. And I will say, we talked about it with the head massage videos. Right. Yeah, the Baba and his best head massage in the world. Yeah, the world's great. It touch. Taking this part of the energy.

And you can watch those in fall asleep in two seconds. So you've never had that. You've never been, you've never been, let me read to you on Wikipedia what we're talking about. The term autonomous sensory meridian response is a new neologism, I don't know what that is. For a claim biological phenomenon, characterized as a distinct pleasurable tingling sensation,

often felt in the head, scalp, or peripheral regions of the body in response to various sensation, often felt in the head, scalp, or peripheral regions of the body in response to various visual, auditory, old factory, and cognitive stimuli. The phenomenon, this entry has phenomenon in the rid so much I don't know what it's about. What is first noted through internet culture such as blogs and online videos, Tom Stafford,

a professor at the University of Sheffield, says it might well be a real thing, but it's inherently difficult to research. I know people who watch these videos all the time Everything in us Since the beginning of time has evolved to be that way, right? What go ahead? We've evolved to this Yes, this is the most advanced human. Sorry. All of human The latest model. I'm the latest model. Why is that in there? I know what is that from like some things things that you can tell it's from...

It's like an electrical wiring problem. It's like the 787. They've been figured it out. Yeah, like some wires across. We're gonna fix it next version. The most things that you do without thinking about, like you can allow a bang and you instinctively go like this, you jump and you're... Or you turn your back and jump on a dog? But I don't know why. If I'm being relaxed, all my hair feels like it's done on end when it's not why did my why did Evolution steer that into humans. I don't know can I ask another question about evolution? Why the fuck do they have so much trouble with the interior door over here guys like that interior door keep blowing open?

It's not an exterior door. I can't see your door and it keeps flying open every five minutes like wildly flying open That door doesn't close right and some people are lunginging at it. The funny thing is, this last time, the front door blew open, and I think the wind blew Monty in here. I don't know if you saw that. I'm not going to be flying in here. Oh, it's a windy fucking day. Yeah, it's weird.

I'm really happy for Pete. The pizza's out here, Monty. Wind is cool. I love being in the wind. Wind is fucking hateful. I always feel like when the wind is blowing on me, and I'm like, fine, I guess. I was still like, I look good.

Even though I probably look terrible. I'm like, I look good So I was still like, I look good. Even though I probably look terrible. I was still like, I'm before you like it because you think you look good. That is such a stupid narcissist thing to say. I like the wind because I think I look good. The wind falls in my category of things that are invisible that can affect me and I don't like invisible things. But on a photo shoot, that was as well. You like electricity?

You don't like electricity? I don't like electricity. I don't like electricity. Why But on a photo shoot, that was as a whole. You don't like electricity? I don't like electricity. I don't like electricity. Why not? Because it can kill you. I mean obviously I use electricity. Obviously I use Wi-Fi. Everything can kill you.

I don't like invisible shit. It's just wrong for stuff to be invisible. It's not fair. What about naturalism? Naturalism is visible, but it just kills you anyway. It's something visible? At least I got a shot with that. Not lightning.

Even if you see it, you're already dead. Like radiation's bullshit It should be so you can only read in the black light I My guss you've never experienced that phenomenon You never experienced that like where you see something have you ever had somebody do your portrait Where they're looking at you intently and drawing you and is that feeling of being scrutinized or something You can almost feel that you don't have that either that no I have a lot of weird mental things But I don't have that you don't have that either that no I have a lot of weird mental things But I don't have that you don't have any human connection

I don't know why we think you'd have this one there to this thing where it's like if you're someone's about to poke you in the head You can just get just a few like centimeters away Can you almost like feel that oh my god miles no one has ever gotten closer than that? I Just dragged it me and let's make for Okay That's when you even finish your sentence. I was like is this better happen? And you met a point me in the art at this point when game after Gavin got his makeup done Kara went to high five and she did this she was like Hey, and I was like go on that cuz I don't I don't like high-fives

Pretty so I was like this not really She missed because I don't like high fives, particularly, so I was like this. Not really. She missed one hat, I went parmy right in my eyes, I was so sorry. There's the other right. I was trying to bring a boy. Bill? Well, do you have a money to a real thing that people have? Have you had the thing where you have someone slowly worked their way up your arm? You don't have to look at this, but you have to tell them when their fingers reach the dead middle. What? Right? Right here. But you will always think

it's is there before they get there. What do you talk about? Really? Yeah. So like you know, people will say, all you know, all you're going to feel right. Yeah. We'll do it. Creep up. Get an audience. What by the way, what is? I lost my, you're a young person on the internet. Okay. What is shipping? What is that? Okay. I learned about shipping. You know, like sending ship. Yeah. Like I'm sure that's a wrong explanation first. Okay. What is shipping? Have you ever heard of this? It's what you pay when you buy something online. No. Like people have a, uh, Griff and Simmons ship or they ship Grimm and Griffin Simmons. It's like a relationship thing. Go ahead. Oh, it's not that weird.

Now explain it. I learned this during Reversive Blue Season 10. Monty showed me that Tumblr is really active. The Ruchite Tumblr is really active. So I started reading that after every episode. And shipping is apparently, can we get rid of Tumblr? When you take two characters that would probably never be together and you make them together.

And you'd like maybe draw pictures with them together, or you might just start. Yeah, exactly. It's like, it's it's it's it's it's it's slash and shipping. So what is slash though? I don't know. So is shipping the tumble of a zone of slash? Yes. It's like porn. Our characters that are just not sexual. So I think it took like days for Ruby wise ships. It took me a while to get into it because I didn't like the art style at first. But I started watching Bob's Burgers.

Oh Bob's Burgers is great. And they have an episode where one of the characters is like in school and she writes erotic friend fiction. It's like she writes erotic fiction about her friends. Is it their nerdy daughter? Yeah. I love, I can't think of her name right now. Tina.

Tina. But isn't it really graphical the time? Like, she used her thumb to steal the book. No, it's not like super big. It's like a middle school like they all touch butts is like what you Think of like shipping it's like you get these people in you right Like the movie with a woman had the the sex thing relationship with the 10-year-old kid Was it I heard how to mean no no no no it was that poop back and forth You yourself and everyone you know or something Yeah, yeah, I think that's what the movies call it

It was really funny I just heard that card from card It was a general So he didn't know what to write just said we'll put our butts together and we'll poop back So then just crapping into each other's asshole It's really ridiculous. I mean you and everyone we know that's what's called I think I don't like my brain. This is why. Instead of all the weird ASMR stuff, I want my brain to be able to not visualize something if I don't want it

You like you say that and I don't want to think about the graphic what that Throwing up from a thought I Throwing up from a thought Poup back What is it from put back and forth forever me when everyone you know I don't want to play forever It's like a three minute long I don't want to play forever. It's like a three minute long story.

We have a point in the link down. I'm going to be milked up. I need to watch that. And then when he's watching the live stream, he can just load it up. Yeah, I want to wind it up. Well, we'll be here when you get back. I think it was Jason who first showed me that clip.

Like, God, back in the buta. It's a good shit. You put that clip. Yeah. And I'm like, God, the fucking God damn internet's going nuts with the shipping discussion. Okay, just shut the fuck up. Someone's calling you gagging. Go, go, go, go The last 17 minute monologue, dude.

That's two goddamn long. Yeah, they went. They went to 11 p.m. Dude, and they were cut 17 minute opening monologue. It's almost a length of a 30 minute TV show. It is. It was almost 22 minutes. Yeah, it happens once a year. No, but like other people's speeches get cut off.

Like this is an award show for people who did shit. And their speeches get cut off because this motherfucker an award show for people who did shit and their speeches get cut off Because this motherfucker has 17 minutes at the top of the show He should come out and say you're here for the awards. Let's go. Here we go. Number one. Let's do it. Here's Adele fucking letter saying, you know She's a little subdued. I felt like the golfing or woman she was like way over the top Oh, she was crazy. She was awesome. Tina Tudda. Well, you told me no no like the woman who's over the top. Oh, she was crazy. She was awesome. Tina Turner. Well, you told me no, no, like the woman who sang the goal. Oh, Shirley Bessie. Yeah. Oh, I think

it's a goal knife. Oh, I don't know who it is. So you know who that singer is. She's basically sung golfing a Tina Turner song, Golden Eye. Right. That woman singing last night. What's she black? I didn't think so. I couldn't. I don't know. No, we got to throw the ball. I'm sure the best is black. She is. Yeah. Sometimes she seems black for like 70 years. She's been black for 70 years? She's not going back now.

I was going to say. No, but there was a weird sound mix on a Dell. A Dell was too low. Yeah, she was way too quiet. The instrumentation was way above her. It really was. So it seemed like she didn't have any energy as a result. It's funny because we were talking about Adele,

and we were talking about like, it's easy to draw parallels between Adele and Amy Winehouse, because wasn't Amy Winehouse gonna sing a bond theme song? I don't know, what she's gonna sing. It seemed like a great choice to me. You know what I mean? I love Amy Winehouse, I know you don't Gavin. No, I didn't like it, didn't like a voice.

God, actually, when I first heard her perform, she did a cover of Beatit by Michael Jackson. Right. And I thought they'd let some special needs go and come up and say, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. She was singing in a really sort of like slurry way. I was like, will go figure. Is she?

Yeah, right. But then it was weird because we were drawing parallels between Adele and Amy Winehouse. And then I couldn't honestly, I got to say, we're drawing parallels between a del an Amy Winehouse and then i couldn't honestly i gotta say i couldn't help but drop parallels between Amy Winehouse and see in christian steward last night what the fuck was up with christian steward yeah she was like all bruised and limping her but her leg was bouncing like she was literally like her leg was just twitching

she's actually like hopped off stage she did yeah like when she would like move to side for the people coming get the award she literally like jumped off to the side. I, you know, I guess, I guess I really feel for people who get to like a certain level where nobody has that ability kind of like take them aside and go, Hey, slow the fuck down, you know what I mean, just take it, take it fucking easy, you know? You wonder how much of that is a result of like the loss of a private life and and being on such scrutiny.

And also, it's like, if you want to at that level, you can surround yourself with people who just tell you everything is fine. Don't you love him? Yeah, right. I mean, it's like, and you see people like that, it's like, I was pretty spearshy when we were covered nicely. She went to a fucking weird ass period. God, I love that picture of her bald with the umbrella. Oh, she's the ear of the face. She was attacking the car with the umbrella.

Yeah. Yeah, that was fucked up. That was really fucked up. But, Chris and Stuart was like, I was like, I'm looking at it thinking I'm legitimately worried about this person there because like her life is she. She's 23. Yeah, like 22 or 23.

So I'm like, yeah, too. I'm weird. I'm out of this one. She was hot. Yeah? Yeah. And what? I was, I was on Snow White, and a husband. She was walking around. Did you work with Charlize Theron on that?

She was there she was so fucking hot in that movie. Holy yeah, I fell asleep. I Was not you and I went so I fell asleep. I was not a fan of that movie was directed by Rupert Sanders who did a lot of the live-action halo commercials that you had a big scandal with Chris and then you directed his penis into it. Yes, yes, you did do that. Allegedly. Like I didn't know the time. That was the time when I told the store in the podcast where I was about to come here and I was listening

to the old podcast just to so I didn't tell the same story again. And we were talking about Rupert Sanders and then he walked in. I was like, jeez, jeez, Christ. What a chances of that. So yeah, the reason I went and I like that movie didn't seem interesting to me based on the trailer, but I went and I saw because I was such a fan of like. So yeah, the reason I went and I like that movie didn't seem interesting to me based on the trailer, but I went and I saw it because I was such a fan of like the commercial work he had done.

And I was I was I was not a fan of the way, but man Charlize Theron was definitely smoke into that movie. Oh, unbelievable, unbelievable. Man, she look great last night too. Were they in on that boobs? Uh, I don't know. That's if they weren't that seemed really tacky and what's Seth MacFarland? Terrible, you know, I'm if they weren't, that seemed really tacky. What's Seth MacFarland? Terrible, you know.

I'm assuming they got to pass everything. Like if they're gonna hire Seth MacFarland, they won't talk about it, but they probably put everything through a committee of like what he's gonna do when he's not gonna do. Yeah. It's the Oscars. I like the trailer he did though,

where it was him announcing that he was gonna do the Oscars. And he goes, I'm Seth MacFarland, Oscar Kids. And I'm really hosting the Oscars ask your parents Well, I what I don't like is they also renamed it this year. It's no longer the Academy Awards. It's the Oscars now Yeah, yeah, so it's like he that's why you said I'm hosting the Oscar You didn't say I'm hosting the Academy Award, okay, and the like even the slate during the production are the Oscars Not that's 75th annual Academy Awards, so was it always the Oscars and always the Academy Awards No, it was always the informal name for the statue. It's always been the Academy. So where did the name Oscar come from? No one really knows

All right, no, yeah people know. What do you mean nobody knows? Two seconds. There's like conflicting stories all the time about like the origin of the term Oscar. I don't know I don't think you're right. Why do they know why they change the name? No, I don't make it more hip Oscar. I don't know. I don't think you're right. Why do they know why they changed the name? No, I don't make it more hip. Oscar. All right. Okay. The, but the other thing to was was Chris Stewart falling down is you mean Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah sorry sorry. Yeah Jennifer Lawrence falling down was that you know she is showing it on the screen here for us of her falling. So she's having she seemed genuinely shocked that she won i thought i talked about silver lines playbook a ton when i first thought it that was a movie that hit me right out of the gate

i had no idea what it's gonna be about yeah when i went over the weekend after i saw it i came to the park as a point everybody please go see the i know i was the the pre-roll on a youtube video of the trailer i don't know what it's about some it's about mental illness by basically but everybody in it is fucking amazing Like a Bradley Cooper had won I didn't see Daniel DeLewis and Lincoln But a Bradley Cooper had won. I've been that's great And I saw Django and I saw silver linings Robert DeNiro in silver linings playbook was fucking awesome

He's so good in it, but anyway, I'll look at this up and find out why it's called the Oscar here in a second But once you fell down It's not shown there in the clip or the picture they just showed, but Hugh Jackman, did you notice that Hugh Jackman ran up, like, instant fucking tanguously. He runs up there to help her. And I was like, you fucking jackass. You have to be like a perfect gentleman on top of everything else. Which guy can fucking sing. He's good looking.

He can act. He's Wolverine, and then he's a perfect gentleman. And then the weird thing about that was, like from the TV angle, you can see Hugh Jackman going up to helper. There's a reverse angle from the stage perspective, where Bradley Cooper's right next to Hugh Jackman also going to helper, but you can't see him at all in the TV broadcast. Oh really?

Yeah. I was always under the impression that when I go full, you shouldn't help her out. You're an asshole. No, I'm not. Because you should help her out. You should never vent for herself, like a turtle. What?

But when you draw attention to it, you might embarrass her. That's all you should share. On the ground already. Yeah, if you rush up to her, like, oh my god, are you OK? And everyone's like, ooh, big scene. It's easy. It's easy to pretend we didn't see it here's the only instance where I could see where you wouldn't want to paint it

if you see if you notice that somebody's like crying that like or trying not to cry in a public space I would not go towards that person like there's a rule on that ask somebody once are you okay and then they'll tell you if they need help or whatever and they'll say no the last thing you want to do is sit there with them and go are you Are you sure you're okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? That drives me fucking insane But this is my fall and just turn your back This is my issue. She shouldn't step on their hand just this other She with it she tripped. Yeah, she can she can get up. She's not gonna be like

Sprawled the steps. She is fine. She's a human woman who can stand up again I don't know what those dresses though, but how like how heavy it is and bulky You don't know she might not be able to get up well gap So we discovered now what like the 1200 thing that you have different from Hugh Jackman apparently Is now this as well, but it's a prize and let me tell you something every girl in the world notice get a girl Can we get a girl in the get-career or somebody out here in the pit? Yeah, can we get someone?

Every girl in the world noticed that it was Hugh Jackman that ran up to help her. Also, how can you, like, you don't want to embarrass her? It's on television. The shot is her falling. To me, me rushing to help someone up is me saying, hi, you fell over. No, if you were up to her and say, hi, you fell over.

That's you doing that. Going to help. OK, yeah. Pick up the mic to their car. Yeah, it's the right thing. It was officially rebranded as the Oscars February 20, 2013. All right.

OK, so Carr is out here. Let me ask you a question, Dave. So, Carr, if you were in that position, and you were out there, where are you? Jeez. And you fell down. Would you want help getting up? No. No.

No. But what she did do was after she fell, she was like, I'm just gonna hold the position. She didn't get right back up. She sat there for a second and composed herself and got back up. But then everyone gave her a standing ovation and she goes, stop it, I know you're just doing that

because I fell, so. Do you think Hugh Jackman is an asshole for stepping up to help her? I think he's a gentleman, but then again, that draws more attention to the fact that you did fall. Come on. You did not have gotten more attention drawn to that. You did not. Can we get another girl out there? All right.

I would have jumped right back up. Yeah. I want to jump right back up. Yeah, yeah, the girl wants to feel like she's an independent late. She doesn't need a man to help her up. You might as well open a jar on the waiter and then give her that as well. Oh, no. Yeah. The huge animal was sore as an opportunity. I'm going to look fantastic.

No, he was sitting right there. I'm sure if a dude fell over, he would have gotten up as well. And be like, are you OK? I agree. He just wanted to be the hero in that sense. He was really nice guy. It could have been Colin May column. This might be the first time Davis agreed on me about anything ever. Yeah, put a good public face.

Fuck me. You're right. All right, get the hell out of here. Here's the two takeaways that I would take away from that situation. One is if, regardless of what Gavin says, if you're a guy and you're around, ladies and big, pretty dresses,

be ready to help out. Like, even walk up steps, offer your arm, help with that process. God, it's not 1920. It's common decent. It's common decent. Despite what she says. That doesn't apply anymore.

That's a modern woman. The other thing to do is, Jennifer Lawrence, too, because she got up. Like Hugh Jackman didn't make it all the way to her. Right, she got up and got up there. Here's the other lesson learned from this process. Is that if you're a woman and you fall down and Hugh Jackman is rushing to help you,

bitch, stay down. That's what it is. It's Hugh Jackman coming to rescue you. You stick around, stay down and let him help you. If he's afraid the class would come out. I was like, no, no. She missed out on the magical moment with Hugh Jackman helping her up. She, stay down and let him help you. If he's afraid the claws would come out. There's like no, no, no. She missed out on the magical moment with Hugh Jackman helping her up. She should stay down.

That's my personal opinion. Is she dating anybody? Jennifer Lawrence? No. I feel like that's information I should know. I know, right? We have to know that about people. I'm sure, I'm sure, watch.

Let's look up Jennifer Lawrence on Google and see what it auto completes. Well, he's close always CG Some scenes he had actual here like things he held in his hands. Okay, they're like poke through Like this didn't finger slats. What is the group is between your fingers called? Is there a name for those? What fringles He he Jackman has the record in my opinion for the best cameo of all time Oh, I said X-Men first class. Oh, that was pretty cool. He has one line and it's fantastic. His lines fuck off, right? Yeah

Oh, yeah, I think it is so let's go for Jennifer Lawrence Okay, we were complete for Jennifer. Oh, this is fucking ridiculous Jennifer Lawrence fall Jennifer Lawrence Oscars, and Jennifer Lawrence wait. Really? That's when people are looking up and then trip. So she's fall in trip. That's a weird thing.

If you look up someone's weight, why do you need to know that? You've seen pictures of them. You have an idea of what they look like. What does a specific number convey that pictures and video go through? You might want to look like her and think she has an attainable look,

so what does she way? Yeah, but just like do I look like her look yourself in a mirror look at her you got video and pictures like does this match? Yeah, I guess that's close enough. All right. Let's do the same thing for a Dell But Dell That's all song titles skyfall baby What oh everybody's got a chance and not look look. They meet Hugh Jackman was making a play although is he Jackman married? Yeah, he's married. All right. We're gonna go. We're gonna go speed thing. Yeah Is that true that camping true? I don't know. Let's hope so I know right

Yeah, you haven't you never dated the Oscars What does that that doesn't mean anything? Oh, so we got to talk about the ps4. Let's get away from this gossipy All right, but our go one. What do you think about Argo winning? You can't. You love Argo. Great movie. I have to go see it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it.

Fantastic. Okay. So was Layne is not nominated for best song of any kind? I thought they had an original, they had one original song in that production. I don't know. I know he's nominated at the Golden Globes. I don't know if he's nominated at the Academy Awards. I'm sorry, at the Oscars.

At the Oscars. Thank you. Oh, I got to look up. You talk about PS4, I'll look up whites called the Oscars. So, the PS4 was announced last week, but before we get into specifics about the announcement, yeah, it was. They had a fucking PS4 announcement. They said we are making it here,

our game's running on the PS4. But they didn't show it. They didn't show it, they didn't show it. They didn't show it, they didn't show it. But one of the things they showed was that share button on the controller. And someone pointed out to me that in podcast 74, we talk about how that should be a feature set in the next generation of consoles.

Bernie Zohan starts the discussion. Bam! Got it. Prediction. Right here. It was like August of 2010. I even called myself like people have been sending me the predictions that I made on old podcasts and how they've come true.

I also predicted that we would see a major world event recorded on Russian dash cam and that happened last month with the meteor. Then somebody pointed out to me that I was talking about Archer about a year and a half ago and saying people keep telling me to watch Archer. I'm sure I'll watch it a year and a half from now or two years from now and then start telling everyone else how good it is. I did that last week. I was so good. I was commenting to people how people do that. They constantly get told you have to watch this, you have to watch it. Then when they start watching it, then they tell you, this is how you could show you, like, fuck her, I told you this.

That's something I've noticed about being on a podcast and a public forum for such a long time. Is you see how much you change your views on stuff without realizing. Like when I, in my head, I'm the same person now as I was when I was 21 yeah, and listen to those podcasts. I'm like you idiot And now I'm gonna do the exact same thing when I'm 28 or whatever yeah That's funny, but um oscar is called the oscar because apparently in 1937 31 Executive director of Academy Margaret Her, looked at the statue and commented that resembles my uncle Oscar.

So that's the entire reason that's called. That's the answer. That's the answer. And now they've renamed it the entire award show. Yeah. So yeah, in podcast 74, about 12 and a half minutes in, we comment that you should be able to stream your gameplay video directly to the internet and make clips and share them like built in via hardware API.

I said, like, because we were talking about modern warfare, I had just announced they had been in a theater mode. We were talking about a context theater mode. And so we said, that should just be built into the hardware, into the console. And we should be able to do it. And so now, I said, yeah, I said, that'll come in the next generation, we baked in the consoles, where they have built in DVR functions. I said, I called it a PBR, because it was a personal video recorder, it's back then, like, TVO. Yeah, we got in the whole stupid discussion about that but to win half years ahead of ahead of time

Yeah, we fucking had it just waiting to left for that three when that special effect comes out What would that be called the Mincer Mincer like there should be like the cloner the starfish no We don't want the one that got that silences you and then takes out the Paris the Joker no Gammie the Devil Tulk the Gammie devil Tawk that will be what it's called Ship it ship it

So yes or so they were very light on specifics they say I come out this year They didn't announce a price point They didn't show the console, but they showed the controller and they showed some gameplay So it was an interesting reveal. I knew they were gonna make a PS4 the coolest Nice stuff from that announcement was watch dogs, which isn't even exclusive to PS4 Wow Just his piss now. Yeah, Miles just left to go do something Why don't he has the loudest. Why do you go like clop clop clop. He's got to go pee. See what? Why does he get to do that? I get to see his suffer.

Well, just wait. He's not going to be on the podcast next week. He's going to have a time out now. Good. I mentioned another Miles gone. We had a conversation. I said if Miles looks any more like me, I'm going to fire him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Lock the door please. I don't care. Really is there because that was the podcast. We did once where we were sponsored by that tequila and we all you know got a bit bevved up on tequila and Michael was like rararar and you're like yeah it's probably been a couple of months till you're back on the podcast Michael you've not shut

up the whole podcast and he was literally on two months later. I'm gonna comment you say. I keep a mental checklist. Yeah we have a theory that you punish people. Yeah you do. You secretly like I got I got demoted from the chair. It's not secret. Yeah you will never sit in the punish people. Yeah. You do? You secretly like, what do you think? I got demoted from the chair. It's not secret. Yeah. You will never sit in the chair again. Yeah, I'm not allowed in the big-bud chair anymore.

What, this chair? Yeah. Yeah. Fucking blindsided me the last minute. Because I was trying to fucking get out of here. What happened? Like, he, like, I'm trying to end the show. He's like, so let's talk about gun control right now. I was like, God, shit.

It's not yet political here. Yeah, and then he hammered a hole in my desk. Yeah, then I went over to it. Which got bigger today? Yeah, because you hit it. Yeah, I was like, I guess when you hammered it, it blew out. Like, it's like a bullet. The entry hole was much smaller than the exit hole in the underneath.

So he hammered my desk. And the underneath of my desk exploded. There's a tiny hole on top, but a massive hole underneath. And I was playing trials Pick with Michael and I got really on whack the desk and it just all cave didn't know the hole is huge So I'm thinking of turning my desk round so that I can put all the wires down through that What's funny is he was telling me the other day go behind the camera you fucking jack You go behind it.

You fucking stupid piece of shit. I fucking, I fucking, I fucking hear you. You can hear me in your mouth, man. He did it there in the neighborhood. He went back and close the camera. He's like, oh, my brain. I was like, oh, that's the camera, me, it's Bernie, that's Bernie's camera.

So we filled with mirrors. That one, back to the level of film. But ultraviolet is impenetrable. So Gavin was telling me that he was thinking about turning his desk around to get rid of the hole. And I said, that's a good idea, Gavin. Unfortunately, I already hammered a giant hole in the other side of your desk as well.

You just can't see it. And he got so paranoid. Like, he started picking up the seat. I was desk as well. You just can't see it. And he got so paranoid, like he started picking up and shut up to see if there was one over there. I really wish I had done. I really wish I had the foresight to do that. I was lifted up on my monitor and sliding it with that little way. And you're like, you know, you can just look under the desk to see it.

And I was like, ah, but we should do that to Jeff's desk. We take a golf club and hammer holes in it. Yeah. And when we moved in here, we bought a really expensive desk. So now we can know what it feels like they can do that. He's got that white desk. Why do you have your desks? It's just funny.

What? Because it's funny if you put a hole in the desk because then they move their mouths and they have like a divot. Also, those desks are super cheap. Like those tops are my kid that's like $15. It's like, oh, big fucking deal. Just unscrew it and put it in your one arm there. Because when I first came for a long time to Rucity,

we were working at Episode 100, which was the final episode of Season 5. And I guess it was the first time Ghost Church had been around in a long time. So if a ghost church, you have to film the film church one minute head and then move them out of the way and get a plate of the background so you can bait him so he looks transparent. And you picked up church to move them out of the way, but you actually picked up the camera and you bumped the camera and you're like, sorry, room two shots at once. Yeah, so you have to do the whole thing again. And your reaction was this, you're like, you got a bad hole in the desk and you're like, all right, let's do it again.

The worst is one time when we were still working out of your old spare bedroom. This was like season What no season two we're working on the shot and like something fucked I don't remember what instigated this something fucked up Bernhardt the original Xbox controller in his hand And you got so angry he's torn in half And I was like holy shit Because it was like the book it wasn't the S it. It was the boat anchor, like the original Xbox controller. And you just... Wow! And then I just come and go, hey, I need another controller.

Like there's something wrong with this one. Huh, this doesn't work anymore. I used to be angry at that. You were angry in tiny buss. For example, this is another time where I just arrived. And I was like trying to get used to everything again. We were going to start doing relocated, the mini series, between recreation and reconstruction.

And I guess I arrived at the exact time when a short was filmed in that back room. It was the one with the tip jar. So they've been dragging the tables around and I guess didn't put it back very well. So you turn on the Xboxes and nothing works and you were trying to show me something and you're like, well, what the, and You were trying to show me something and you're like,

well, what the, and you were trying to like, do you know what it is? And you were like rummaging around the back, like getting all your knees and getting all worked up. And I guess in the end you were like, nothing, and you just went, you kicked the thing on all the Xboxes whenever and you were like, all right, let's figure this out.

You're mad for about a second. Oh, yeah, you just kicked it over. Matt, Matt, we had one production environment for probably five years. And it was just, like, it was one set of Xbox that they were all hooked up and because we mainly worked on Rivers Blue. There was, now, there are everybody's deaths.

Everybody has one. But it was the one production environment. And in the downtown office, it was the back room. Yeah, and every time I would go to shoot, and we could back me up on this, that worked in the office, every time I'd go to shoot after any kind of incident period of time, and it was always bad whenever we had an interview like a press interview and they wanted to see how we can back me up on this. They're working the office. Every time I go to shoot, after any kind of incident period of time, and it was always bad

whenever we had an interview, like a press interview and they wanted to see how we did it, I'd go to set it up and nothing would work. It would all be dead. The cords would literally be disconnected. And I would go, who disconnected all this stuff? And it was usually sometimes mad to go, oh, I was trying something.

What the fuck does that mean? And so one time I came and it was disconnected. So I literally stopped what I was doing, I sat down like a controller, I went to Mac Desk, I dismantled his entire computer, I dismantled all the cords, I unplugged it, and I put it on the closet, I packed everything away. Did you put it back in the box and take it to the computer?

He had an empty desk, he had an empty desk when he came, and I said I just was trying stuff, so good luck to stay in the show. I don't know, because I guess it's something to do with the black magic intensity card. But if you mess with that a little bit, sometimes it just won't work. Even if you take it all upon putting it together the same way, I've had since, what was that? We don't know. The winnable.

Wait, wait, this is February, right? Just about. Yes. I first, for the first time I ever met Bernie, was the beginning of February. It was like February 2. You know make out Fucking 15 years ago I don't know why do you remember the beginning of February? Because that's when I started my job at tele network and you did the orientation. Yeah, when your life took a turn for the world

No, it's never been please Ever since you lucky to have me in your life and the people are commenting on on the chat right now They're saying that while Bernie's getting really angry, he's just slowly turning into Hulk, I'm actually way more level than I was back five years ago. Well, let me tell a story from 15 years ago. Why me what? What?

One of my, one of the first times, so when I got hired at this place, Bernie did orientation and it was, you know, it was a small group of people, maybe five or six people, he's like, you know, here's the forum, fill out your tax information, whatever. Then like the next, it was probably like a month later, like I was sitting there working at the call center, then Bernie came into work, went to his office, then came back out, and it was like seven in the morning,

you were like, who took my chair? I hadn't talked to you at all between the orientation and this, and I was like, oh, you're like, who took my chair, you're like looking around the call center, like like, uh-huh. You're like, who took my chair? You're like looking around the closet, like a crazy person. You're like, who the fuck took my chair? And then like, I remember it was Jacob, like stood up and was like, and he took it and just went back into your office and then Jacob just stood there and worked all the rest of the day.

So like, what? I said, I'm thankful. But then just slide it out and then duck. He came forward and said anything. He just like stood up and then grabbed it and was like, I was the president of the company. You know, can my office take my goddamn chair or my dad? I did that the other day. I came into a cheat behind my chair.

I was missing, I was like, where's my chair? And I was like, storming around and then Michael knocked on the conference room door. I was like, did anyone take him as chair? And that was like, yeah, I took him. I was like, okay. Thank him as chair? And that was like, yeah, I took him. I was like, okay. You can have it.

Yeah, but it was the same thing. Like Matt came in and there was one of the chairs was missing from the conference room. So what does Matt do? It's like, close this thing, just grab that. I found that chair that was missing. It was like over there in the dungeon. I was like, what the fuck is this chair doing over here?

Who knows? All the chairs in there are the same. They're like, there's weird bungee strap ones, but I know which one is my chair. I have to recline it and I bounce it back, I'm like, this feels wrong. I can tell- I can turn the intern.

He's doing what? Bran is throwing the intern under the- Oh yeah? Who Michael Avery? No, no, someone else. Oh. Interesting. Very interesting.

Yeah, but I've come down a bunch. So you were the president of a company. Yeah. So you would just president of a company. Yeah. So you would just, that's why it was the last person to quit my job before, you know, I worked all the way to the season three of Reversive. In that company, which I, you told me he's like grown immensely. That's a great company, yeah. It grew immensely well.

So it went from 20 people to 500 people. I remember when I was employing number 19. When I first started, when you first hired me, a shift was three people. Yeah. It would literally be me and two other people. Yeah. By the time I left, which was before that hired me a shift was three people. Yeah, it would literally be me and two other people Yeah, by the time I left which was before that a shift was like 70 people. Yeah, so was there anyone above you or you just the top? Oh, it was the owner of the company. They'll guy your own great guy

Just like I everything I learned about business. I learned from that That must have been a hard job to quit You couldn't have gone any higher than that company other than buying the company. That's true. You can always do things like equity or stuff like that or, yeah, I mean, it's, but no, there was really not much more that I could do. Wait. So we're just continue to grow the company. Was it weird to work your way to the top of a company and then just quit?

Yeah, I literally started entry level and I introduced a product at the company that totally changed the company. It was essentially like a customer service company. And I introduced a tech support product that within like six months of starting that, that's all the company did, was that. We just did those tech support projects. And that's what Gus was hired to do and Jeff was hired to do. You know, the only reason? In journals, like the last few years when people had a birthday, I wrote the stories of how I met them.

And I wrote the story of how I met Gus. And if you go look at my Rushi journal and you look at Gus look up It was last year I think debtor alive too or just go back to February 22nd of last year to talk about how I met people The only reason I applied for that job is at the time my roommate wanted to apply for the tech support job But he didn't have a car so I had to drive him down there for his interview And then like the next morning I was like I was there. Why didn't I apply for the tech support job, but he didn't have a car. So I had to drive him down there for his interview. And then the next morning, I was like, I was there. Why didn't I apply for the job? So I drove back the next day, and I applied for the job.

So you made him to the job? Yeah, my roommate came home. He was going to school at UT at the time. He came home from school. I was like, hey, remember that place you applied at last night? I went and applied today. I figured maybe we can work together. And literally, as I told him that, my cell phone rang.

Or it was in a cell phone, it was my home phone a cell phone is my home phone rang and I was getting called back because I got the job I was like oh cool I got that job you wanted how would we at that point 19 what one of the first meetings I ever had with Gus was Gus said I have to go home you guys get my office I have to go home and I said what's wrong I guess I don't feel well and I said I said oh I said, oh, I said, are you, are you still feeling sick? Because like if people get sick in the call center, it's a fucking nightmare.

He goes, no, I was up all night playing Rainbow Six and I don't have a chair in my room. So I had to sit on the cement floor and I have a you and you and me. Because I have, I was talking about it. This was two weeks ago. This was a little further down. This wasn't one of our first conversations.

I was actually up playing Rainbow Six with you all the time. It's the stage in my mind of the hammer. I was like, go ahead and go home and decide what to do. So he was like, you idiot, but you were playing with him. Yeah, he was like, he was like probing. I got to know if you thought I was lying or something. I was like probing. He was like, you're like furthering the question line. I just wanted to make sure he wasn't like, had the flu. You know, it's like, I've got a hemorrhoid. I can't sit down. It hurts. Nice.

Gross dude. Yeah, it was awful. I had to sit. You're too young to be getting hemorrhoids. I had to send my roommate to the store to buy me preparation age. I couldn't go. I just couldn't sit. I had to lay on my stomach on my bed for a couple of days. I never understood that joke in Goldmember until I came here. And I figured I realized that preparation age was asshole cream.

Yeah. They're like preparations A through G were a complete failure. So I stopped preparation age. Was this the same roommate that you took the job from? No, no. was Osho cream. They're like preparations A through G were a complete failure. Stop preparation H. Was this the same roommate that you took the job from? No, no. Okay, I was thinking of this room. This was Frank who we used to review shoots.

How old was I when I was president of the company? I was 26. That's for $2,000. I started working there when I was 19. I worked at 13 years. Maybe you screwed up by leaving. You could have been Steve Jobs by now. What's that? You could have been Steve Jobs. Nobody's the company Steve Jobs. What do I get where you're staying Maybe you screwed up by leaving. You could have been Steve Jobs by now. What's that?

You could have been Steve Jobs. Nobody's the company that Steve Jobs is. What I get where you're saying, it's a great company. I had nothing. Listen, I want to know some people, it's like, I worked there for 13 years. I'd say, you know, there's ups and downs at any job that you're at.

I had nothing bad to say about my former employer, or anything like that. I didn't even see what people could do job and they just become such cock suckers about places where they worked and gave them opportunities. I was 19 years old when I started working there. I had great opportunities and I rose to be present to the company.

It's like, it was a great time. I get nothing negative to say. That was the only place that would hire me. When I moved to Austin, I tried to get any job, retail, like food service, no one would fucking hire me. But I got a call back to work there at the call center. Wow. It was a small company back there.

I got in right before the huge phenomenal growth. It's weird that the internet would be a different place if that group of people didn't happen. Yeah. You know actually people could get I think people listening to podcasts could get a job there because they do so much telecommuting like they deliver calls to people's homes it's a product now. It's so weird to think that you can trace it so far back Like if you didn't screw up your friend and go and get that job. Yeah, I didn't screw him over. I had a better resume I wouldn't be it. Yeah, I would be in England is weird Yeah, I didn't think I only think about it in the frame of me. Yeah, I don't think about it

I really love other people yeah The weird thing is too is we don't tell you and I had a you and me and Jeff had a big falling out At the end of drunk gamers and them like Publicly at all I don't think yeah, and like drunk gamers in and really well they then did kind of dramatically All right, and then we just kind of like men defenses and started rickety after that Yeah, but it wasn't any problem between the three of us. It was like these ancillary people we were working with who like, let me guess, got some creative issues. Trying something and it didn't get planned. I got a little frustrated by the business model of Drunk

Gamers. And we were spending a lot of time on it. You know what I mean? It was just like, I got other things to do for not going to like build a legitimate thing. And then like, there was one guy in particular who pissed me off because he kept taking my stories and getting stuff for it, like getting stuff

from companies. And like, then we found out that he was like sending them like stories that I wrote, that all everybody wrote, but I found my stories. Like he wouldn't send his own stories. He said stuff like, Gus did and Jeff did and I did. So like, it's an example of how right we are. Yeah. But then he wouldn't do anything with the merchandise. But yeah, then he did it in exchange for like promising to talk about the stuff and then he wouldn't write about the stuff. So then that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would, that would

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like two weeks after that. And what's it that long? I think it was three or four months. No, it was January, oh three when drunk gamers went away. And then you do already done a RVB stuff in August, oh two, I think. Yeah, and then RVB officially launched in April. It had to be in the six month window, yeah.

Between the trailer. Yeah, I think we got the email about the magazine and start like two weeks after the only reason Ruseur T. exists probably for the timing. A big part of the story of Ruseur T. Thin Reverse of Blue is the time at which it came out because it was really nothing else. Like we had to teach people what a web series was.

Right. I'm not sure anybody used the term web series before we put out Reversal Blue. And in the first video, we called it a web series. So the popular web series Reversal Blue. I remember at one point, I was gonna call this so dumb. I was gonna call it ReversalBlueAset.com. Like not a sitcom, but a sitcom.

I'm not stupid. I'll show a web series. And so part of the education of Reversal Blue was saying, this is a video, and there's going to be another one next week. Remember how much we did drill that many people's heads? You can come back on this day, and there will be something. Then there will be another one, and it's going to be a continuation of the story.

It's not just a one-off video. Like, there was literally nothing we could point to. It's like this. Like, even Home Star Runner, which was really big at the time, they were just individual cartoons that were similar in theme. Even the bigger cartoons were just longer, like one-off cartoons with common characters.

And so when we were doing that, we had to publish that and put that out there. But the reason why we started doing it was because computer gaming, CG, computer gaming world, computer gaming world, CGW, this is so long ago, they had a CD that they mounted into the cover of the magazine, you know,

that people would take off for demos and shit like that. And they wanted to put the Apple Switch ad that I made with Gus on the cover of the magazine. And then I went back to Gus and said, well, you know, John Cambridge is dead. Do you want to do this? He said, yeah, sure, why not? I said, well, I'm going to rebrand it as the Apple Switch ad is red versus blue.

He said, tell people to go to John gamers, tell them to go to reverse blue.com and launch the show. And that was in the magazine was the April edition, which is why red versus blue started on April 1st, which is why our anniversary is that. What's funny to me is at the time I could not grasp the fact that you could take this video and change the end slate that's at drunkgamers.com to register through that. Like it's like, what limited knowledge I had at the time

was like, but it already says drunkgamers.com, what are you gonna do? It's like, I'm just gonna change it. And I was like, what? How are you gonna change it? Because it's like, well, this piece of paper is laminated. I can't write on it. This is like, I had no idea how any of that stuff worked.

You do a thing where, as they were recording their first episode one, back and forth dialogue, you decided to film it, and you're like, and they're like, why are we filming this? And what if it becomes successful? It's probably good to have this, right? And they're like, it's just like, oh, it's a little behind the scene stuff. I was so stupid. I remember, I just thought I took pictures, oh, I was like, oh, like behind the scene stuff. And he's like, I was also, I was so stupid. I remember, I like, that's why I took pictures of you,

like, set it up. And I was like, this is stupid, I'm like, pictures of you then. So that was, I like to make the first video, because it was impossible to explain what I was talking about, because like, there were examples out there we just didn't know we'd never seen him before. And I was saying, like, I want to take the game and use it to make a movie. And they like, you want to, there were examples out there where you just didn't know what we'd never seen them before. And I was saying, I wanna take the game

and use it to make a movie. And they were like, you wanna make a 3D movie? He's like, no, I wanna make the game and make a movie. Oh, you're gonna make a cutscene. I'm like, no, here, just say this, say this. And I'm like, the guy that showed me was like, I can't get my head around it either. He was like, I was like, how are they

like, I hate like, one of the actual computer. I didn't realize you could record footage from an Xbox. That to me was amazing. Yeah, I watch out, I'm like, bloody it. It's really funny. And it's just one of those things. It's like then it was like then the moment it came out though, it was like within three months when I got popular, then everybody had the idea.

It's like, oh, this is something that everybody does. And then there were probably about two dozen copycat shows that were all of a sudden people were making halo shows. Something versus something. Like it was like that was just the thing you did on the internet. We were like, what everyone is taking our ideas? Like the fuck is this like the fuck is this is teal and spunk as well as this freely We were also really lucky. I mean the reason you were able to do that was you the reason you had capture equipment Because capture equipment was really expensive back then the reason you had it was because of the movie you had worked on the schedule

Yeah, my capture card was 1500 bucks. You might have changed the capture card, but it recorded in full standard death But my capture card was 15 hundred bucks. You might have changed the capture card, but it recorded in full standard death It was I mean capture cards were fucking expensive as hell back then Have you invested in your in the movie? It made I was showing us some stuff because I was known back before I worked here I was kind of a real big fan and I was always somehow first to do everything like I'd be the first person Disponsor that season or the first person to pre-order a DVD I was always on the down website had nothing else to do and I I kept everything so you would sometimes upload an episode and

Then you'd have to download it from your service, right? There's no way to just play it so a YouTube back then click save everything. And then I guess I just kept everything. But you would sometimes tweak an episode after it came out. And so I have the original versions of some episodes that don't exist anywhere. And I also have some extras like the beginning of episode two, there's that musical intro you did where you were singing. But yeah, I sang the intro.

Is that on the bonus DVD? I don't think that's me singing it. But it's basically you. It's like some weird, it years old, like five verses right? Yeah, I'm red, I'm fine with the blue, I'm blue, I'm fine with the red. Let's just get together, make ourselves a little purple. A lot of the original logo, which is clearly Google image search of Rooster and Chattering Teeth. Yeah.

The splodged together. Whether Vane Rooster and like the physical Chattering Teeth. Have you ever seen that, Miles? No. I want to see the Gavin Freakide. That's his blue. And then I actually, did you remember that? Because that actually started the policy

of we were going to hire people in our community to do stuff because I went on the forums and I found a guy's tag with InkThinker. It's Ben McSweeney. So we still have to work with him this day. And then I was like, I could grasp him. Yeah, a grasp opera. He sent me stuff though. By episode six grasp opera. He sent me stuff, though.

By episode six, that's Nico. He sent me the music. But in figure, I saw he had an avatar that was him, a sketch of himself, with a cigarette and then looking all surly. And I said, your avatar, is that a sketch of you? He said, yeah, I said, did you draw? He said, yes, I said, if you're an artist,

do you want to just draw a logo? Because I can't use for a company logo. I can't use stuff. I pulled off Google Image Search. You can go, sure. And I said, now, charge me the right amount for this because it's going to go on like probably t-shirts and other stuff down the road.

We'll probably be using it for a long time as our company goes, okay, well, I like the show. So I think you charge me 75 bucks. To draw our logo. Which I have. We have used probably hundreds of thousands of times that he drew our logo. And we see him since. And he looks probably hundreds of thousands of times, he drew our logo. And we see him since.

He looks at every time I see him, and he's like, it's so asymmetrical. Yeah, yeah. He wants to tweak it again. No. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. But he was like, it's off-center.

The beginning of every video, like before the Nico music, which I think was around episode 6 or 7, which was when I started watching it. It would just be the fade up of those Google images, and it would be, instead of Rucityth presents Red Vs. Blue, it would be Red Vs. Blue presents the Blood Gouch Chronicles. Like Red Vs. Blue is the company, and Blood Gouch Chronicles was the name of the show. Thanks to Buku No Chad, Sabaku No Chad, on Twitter, he just sent me the original logo for Red Vs. Blue, and I just retweeted it from my Twitter account

But that's it and you can see it. Yeah, I've seen that I've seen the image. That's it I never heard the song before Oh, yeah, this song is great. The idea was that I was gonna sing a different song every week Yeah, I was gonna come up with time The first thing was like at the end of every week I'm gonna drop it at the end of the song. There's a bunch of dudes laughing Okay, I kind of like how funny and lame it was, the song. But listen to it now, I realized that they're all

you. Like you just laugh and you lay it out. I didn't know that I was at the time. I built my own lab track with myself, because I was just in my room by myself making these videos. Yeah, and then there was the time when, with season five after that you made the book set with a bonus disc. And I had you guys coming to me because you didn't have some of the videos that I still had. So I showed you back the videos that I downloaded from you, which you'd have, I guess, lost over time. Because I kept everything. So there are some videos on that DVD, which is my copy that I sent back to you years later, like probably five or six years later.

One of the fun things we posted, one point we posted the first five minutes of the schedule and you have that. I've got that as well. In fact, people have heard you're posting that. That's crazy. Yeah, I posted the whole opening sequence for our movie, Matt and I's movie, The Schedule. And then the other thing we posted was the full raw footage of us shooting the Apple Switch ad.

So it's me and Jeff like talking, we've no fucking clue what we're doing. I have that on DVD on my desk, I think. Do you remember when we talked about the blue light and the white light that we had? And I said, you have to have a blue light on one side. That's a huge shoot. Because you do, man. It was in the warehouse of the old call center. Did you paint the wall?

We did. Because you do that. And there's literally just the space that got to stand in front of. That's the only that is painted. Yeah, like Bernie Messagerie. This is after I had left the call center. I was working at another place.

He messaged me and he's like, hey, let's come down. We're going to shoot something. I was like, OK, he's like, go to the store and buy a blue light bulb and a white light bulb. Which is what started that conversation. I was like, okay, so like, I went, I bought the blue light bulb and the white light bulb. I went down to the warehouse and burned it

with their painting the wall and we filmed it. I've been cut to that loader, yeah. Yeah, we already did. And we went to, I remember I went to the Holland photo that used to be across Lamar where the Draft House South Lamar is now. There used to be a photo place right there. And I went and I was like, I need a blue light and a white light.

Like I had no idea what I was asking for. They were like, all right, here you go. It's funny to be you guys cooling each other by your, because you went by different usernames back then. We're in fire, it's just game and game. But there's a moment where Jeff's holding the boom and you're like, gee fun, get them, get them my count. Yeah. And he says that original intro's holding the boom and you're like, gee fun, get the mic out of that. Yeah.

Mani says that original intro's on the bonus disc. The original intro's on the bonus disc? Yeah. With the song. Yeah, is the song on there? You can jump on the mic if you like. Oh yeah. Is that mic might not be working?

It is, yeah. Jump on there, Monty. Say hello. Monty's looking good these days. Monty looks dope. It looks stylish, just how. Yeah. He's turned his mic on. Looking everything. Make sure the mic's on there. Is Monty casually. You got days. Monty looks, Monty looks dope, man. Looks stylish, just how. Yeah, he's turned his mic on. Looking everything.

Make sure the mic's on there. Is Monty casually, you got to sit. Sit on the couch. Go on the couch. I'll put him cat hair all over it. Oh. He's hair all over this mic. Just hold your hand there on the mic.

Oh, we don't want to kill Mon. We don't want to kill Mon. No, there's cat fur everywhere. I forgot about this. This might be a bad idea. All right, all right. We'll not die. I'll sustain. Sup. Sup. You're all right. We'll not I'll sustain So

You're just seeing my dear looking good. Yeah, it's on the bonus disc. Did you just get a haircut something a little bit? Come on myself. Why you just stand in front of the couch? Yeah, stand front of it. That's because of the light. Oh, all right Kyle can do some on the fly refocusing blinding Are you doing hey, I got to call the podcast out since you guys support me on the stage. Does that seem very serious? There's a meteor hit in the ground behind him and he's holding it, it's like radiation. The radiation is bullshit.

You're going to call sound? Yeah, I don't know how many podcasts it was ago, but it was something about like showing stuff on screen that people don't want to see, right? Like, dicks? I think it was that dude who eats like shit and pooping back and forth around. Oh, yeah, yeah, okay.

And like, you already go into that sentence so well if you don't wanna see, you should turn it off. It's like you gotta have your finger floating over the button before you show this stuff. You could do, every time you get like, spoiler alert and then you show it like about a second after. Mid sentence, Gus is going like, well if you don't wanna see, you should turn it off.

Bernie shows Gavin something, he's like, bleh! And it's like, you just contradicted yourself right there on the spot. But I sure think Gavin. Well He's like, blah! And it's like, you just contradicted yourself right there on the spot. But I sure think Gavin. Well, that's the point. The point is it happens so fast. You can't want Gavin to see it.

I want Gavin to see it. You want someone and within about two seconds, you're showing it. It was the Gavin. You remember it was the guy who pooped in the condom. You know what I mean? No, no, no, no, no. This was even worse.

You were showing him flashlights, you were showing him flashlights or some sort of vaginal something and we were talking and Gus was talking about. Get out of here. I'm going to imagine something. Gus, Gus was talking about the dude who we showed a video on screen of like him eating shit out of a cup. Get out of here! Get out of here! What are you doing? Don't leave! What was the other thing? And something about what bread? Alright, I'm done. I love you, Monty. Thank you.

He drops the mic and leaves. Best appearance to everybody, Monty. That's what's stopping by, asshole. I'm on the Stopping by us home That might be the best walk on ever. I like that You show us up and Gavin starts off in the compliment and then me on the immediately hammers him Well, we got we got a wrap up Hey, are you okay with gum in the bum? This is do you want a beer or some wet bread? Okay, we were like a two-hour mark All right, let's just sit up. mark. All right, let's stop this.

Let's sit up. All right, now let's see if we can talk about anything else real quick. There's I want to get to everything on my list. What about Destiny? Let's talk about Destiny. Thank you guys. Did you guys take a look at that with the PS4 reveal?

Yeah, we not talk about that. They had already announced that we talked about it. Which is what it was last week? Yeah, before the PS4 thing. They had already revealed it in February 17th. Right. Oh, OK. There's no the PS4. What's going on in the PS4 thing, they had already revealed it in February 17th. Right. Oh, okay. There goes the PS4 thing.

What's going to be the PS4 thing, though, is like, do you think it's exclusive? Well, it might be a timed exclusive thing. I don't think it'll be exclusive at all. I think you're just waiting for other announcements of other platforms to talk about it. I don't know anything. I don't know anything, but I will wait and see. Like, I didn't hear the word exclusive. Yeah, it's weird that a third party developer and publisher would want to tie themselves in to an exclusivity thing with one console

I don't think anybody especially what bunch you went through to become independent I don't I think they they were like being independent I can't imagine that they would probably use that to the best of advantage I don't I want to be surprised if you saw the thing on the on we you. I don't know how they do it But you know, we all live in out so far as the Xbox platform Xbox 360 PS3 and PS4. I'm still not gonna be a PS4 because I don't like the controller. People are telling me it's already been confirmed for the 360. Yeah, just now and the next one. They're saying that on Twitter. So believe it. Byer beware of information there. All right, what else you got in your list?

The onion tweeted about the little girl from that was up for best actress the nine-year-old. What's her name? I don't remember. It's like I don't know. It's a name that's harder pronounced but let's say her name is like I don't want anyone who's born in the 2000s to win an Oscar just yet. Look here's the problem. So the onion tweeted in the middle of it. Let's say her name is Sarah. I don't know what the fuck her name is. Sarah. Let's say her name is Sarah and they say hey nobody's really talking about it at the Oscars, but we all agree that Sarah's a real contention. So people started blasting

the onion. They're like, oh, subscribe. You guys call the nine year old, the seaword. You know, the onion. Exactly. What is the most offensive thing you've seen the onion do to date? God, I don't know when Obama was running for president They have a paper edition of the onion, which is in some cities and Austin is one of those cities And so the new stands for the onion that I oh Bomas running for president and they have a huge picture of Obama on the front of the onion in this new stand and the headline is Black guy asked nation for change. And I thought that is that is pushing the limit even for the onion.

One of the other like kind of questionable things was like the week after September 11th. The printed headline that was like woman doesn't know how to cope with her feelings. Bakes a flag shaped cake. Oh wow. The name is?

Kuwenze, Kuwenzing Walt. Well, they want to wait for you. Sorry, it's going to pass. You know, once we started, I guess, RT podcast, the hashtag started trending. And now all of a sudden, it's just like filled with garbage of like these, all these fake. How are you looking at it? I'm going to get Tweet deck. If you look at Tweet chat, it's fine. There's not a bunch of garbage.

How does it know to get rid of that stuff? I don't know, but Tweet deck. If you look at Tweet Chat, it's fine. There's not a bunch of garbage in there. How does it know to get rid of that stuff? I don't know, but Tweet Chat. So yeah, so what they're saying is that she's nine years old. Obviously, you can't say to a nine year old, the seaword or whatever. First of all, I don't think she reads on these tweets. I don't think she dies. So it's supposed to be a little getting you rage about. I'm not getting rage about it.

What? Swearing is becoming less likely. Absolutely. Just like religion. Is it? Yeah. Religion is becoming less than that. People that are just less about stuff.

I don't know. People react negatively to this way. Yeah, but they're all going to die and then it'll be fine. But all generation is good. Here's my thing is that you can't say the C word about a nine-year-old, but you can give her an Oscar? I mean, it's like, there's, doesn't the upside come with the downside in a way? They don't do that. They also do like this. Here you go. No, I don't do that. Yeah. You don't do that directly, but you've got that public eye. Well, I think the worst thing that happened to her honestly that night was the fact that she didn't win an Oscar. That's a hard thing for a nine-year-old.

I mean, they put her on this global stage and then it's like, oh, I mean. Well, that is the most first well-problem that could be. What? I didn't win an Oscar. I didn't win the Oscar. Well, when a newspaper wrote a negative thing about my daughter at the Oscars, I mean,

it's like that's the only newspaper. A joke, yeah. Fake newspaper, yeah. Fake newspaper, yeah. I mean, it's like, listen, and actually the onion, believe it or not, they deleted the tweet and then they issued an apology about the new series. I find it surprising. That's worse.

That means that makes the original worse. Well, also, it's like, it's that's a precedent where they they can retract the internet. It'll be a bitch. It's like it's here, so it is a very journalistic thing to make a retraction. How do you retract a joke? Yeah, it's like we we you made the joke. You can't say you didn't make the joke.

If you figure out how to retract a joke, get it time she'll kill Godfried. No shit years ago. How you can retract a joke. All right. There was a he made a joke about three several jokes about the tsunami. Yeah, and then he lost his duck job whatever that thing was. It's been the Gilbert Godfried. You see him reading 50 shades of gray. No. I did not realize that that guy was a comedian. I hadn't heard of him until I came in and I see him on roasts and stuff, but he's yoga from Aladdin.

Yeah. And I can't, it's weird to hear him say such filth. And I'm imagining him being a parrot on someone's head. Imagine him reading the word clickhawry. It's really weird. He was the parrot in Aladdin. Yeah, yeah. We just said, yeah.

Okay, sorry, Brian was talking to me. He was saying how he tweeted that September 11th joke like two weeks after September 11th? He was. So he wanted to like, after what the tweet was, or what the joke was, he wanted to fly out in New York but he couldn't catch a connective flight from the Empire State Building? I also didn't realize that that isn't his voice. He's coming on, he's forcing that voice in his squint. And the only footage I think that exists of his actual voices from the Howard Stone Show

where I guess Gary was calling in to make sure he come on at a certain time And they recorded this just regular interaction with him and it just sounds like a regular dude And it's amazing that every single time he's in public he goes, you know, it does this job All right, let's wrap up for reals. We're over two hours now. What you're pointing at me. Oh I was gonna talk about the horse meat scandal. Do the next time you care if there's horse meat and stuff I What you're pointing at me. Oh, I was gonna talk about the horse meat scandal. Do the next time. Do you care if there's horse meat and stuff? I only care if I don't know. If they're upfront with it, like,

hey, this got horse meat in it. All right, cool. I totally agree with you. If it's like a hidden thing, then I'm kind of like, tell me what I'm eating. Yeah. They now have found horse meat in Ikea, Swedish meatballs. I am not.

That was not species. I will eat every animal equally. Right, good job. What about sheet of little dogs? If you came across, what if there was a nice species. I will eat every animal equally. Right good job. What about she little dogs if you What if there's a well-dressed dapper shitty little dog? I don't like I gotta go on special. I don't like You it's okay. I don't like when people on Twitter call my dog shitty I'm like my dog is better than you My dog is awesome. You are a piece of shit My dog my dog is awesome. You are a piece of shit. My dog doesn't have a script or sound stupid.

My dog is the best. Anyway, we're going to wrap that up here. I'm doing that because other people will. You it's okay. Other people pick it up though and they do it. You know how it is. I said my dog's better than them. We'll fuck it like here.

We're wrapping up here. I'm going to click on links from all these hot girls that are tweeting to us. Thank for watching everyone. Bye. Bye everybody. Bye, everybody. Bye, everybody.

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