Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #210

Episode Date: March 19, 2013

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Welcome to the Rooster Podcast. It's podcast day, Monday. Podcast number 210. Got... Check on your phone. Gavin, Barbara, Jack, Bernie, Gus. What are you doing, Bernie? I'm doing some motion.

I don't know why. I'm doing some motion. I don't know why. I was doing some motion. I got a really annoyed by it. Oh, please. No. This is right out of the gate. You want to play Gavin or Google real fast?

Gus went through all this hub hub before we started. Let him know when we're going to do it. When are we going to do it? When are we going to do it? I wanted us to come into the podcast halfway through. Yeah What would be like a gold age when I forget to hit record? Like all of a sudden, they like halfway through the first dialogue you hear would be like and it was Google So welcome to the Ruseyth podcast. Please tweet us your comments your questions to hashtag RT podcast and we will be looking at your questions and ignoring them for

the next hour. Yeah, most of them. They're all by. So I got a little frustrated. So I saw this thing is, some of my notice that has happened recently is that we've talked about this on the podcast before. There's a jar of honey right behind me right there That people latch on to certain things and they just don't let them go and I guess because we have a big enough audience that I see that happening

All the time so somebody made a Website called are you making more slow-mo guys calm? Oh, they did yeah, I just replicate the are you making more red versus blue exactly Like if Gavin had done that I would have gone Gavin and said I can get your name wrong today. I should have named haven't it's gonna go to me goovan or that's like good. Goovan combined Google Google I don't do it one point today because I've been saying Gavin or Google so much today Goovan but if you had done that I did them like wait why would you just like hey? But now it's like a thing where like, I love the, I love the idea of you

writing a formal, whatever, complete, go ahead. What you, what, what, what, what, what, what, what do you do? What do you do? Come on. But it makes me, it's even more frustrating that like people are doing that on your behalf. They're just like, it's like people just take like whatever jokes we have and just apply them

to fucking everything. It's like a meme. It is, like it is like it just but this everything has to be that way we reach like like critical mass with memes like everyone knows you're in on the joke some of the same jokes someone bought full penetrative intercourse.com and she's a picture of you have it yeah I mean that's the podcast thing yeah it was yeah why you bothered by that? Because it just happens once. No, he hates it, someone stole his joke. Well, you're not married immediately. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I guess I got to use it.

I'm not going to use it. I'm not going to use it. He's so annoying. I think you mentioned it, though, makes it worse. I know it does. But I'm not going to not talk about stuff. I refuse to do that. I'm not going to like, I'm not going to like just go,

oh, it's do silent about this. Like painted or whatever. Like the other day, we were talking about Archie Joe the cat's Twitter account Yeah, which at first we thought was stupid, but then we got over time. We got to like it No, it's stupid. It's like the real Joe. What it's funny in a stupid way By the way, he's really enjoying retirement, but I talked about your shitty dog Mm-hmm. I find out you hate when I call your dog shitty. No, that's okay when you do it. Yeah, I hate when they do it Oh, yeah, I'm gonna get an internet internet says it or people who work here say it yeah

And by the way, how many Twitter accounts now exists for your dog? I think 15 Yeah, the after the podcast last week or the week before just like everyone had the original I just block I'm as soon as they tweet me yeah, I can't be wild so they like don't even bother getting pictures of my dog It's like or they spell like Gus wrong or dog. It's like, come on. Do they have the dog's name in it at least? Or is it just Gus's dog? Gus's dog, Gus's shitty dog, little shitty dog. Some love stories. Made an account of my nose. What? There's like Gavin's face as there's Jack's beard. There's Bernie. What's great is if you had some kind of sensor every time you sneeze. Yeah.

And tweed is good. Yeah. There are people who keep track of your sneezes. They call the seismograph. There's also like a Jack's beard and a Bernie's beard account. I think there's like a, you have a brain account in your brain. It's just a milk, everything. Everything is right.

And the other time you get the milk that goes crusty around the edge of the cap, right? That's what they do to it. They turn into crusty. I would even say it's like that pocket of air that exists between the top surface of the milk and the cap. That when someone always goes, does it smell bad? It always fucking smells bad. Why does that always smell bad right there?

It's like, it's like, it's equilibrium milk. It's the stuff that interacts with the air and it does good equilibrium milk. It's like cheese gas. It's really cheese gas. It's like cheese gas. It is, it's milk gas. That it hasn't decided if it wants to go bad. Do you eat bad smelling food all the time?

Like stinky food, cheese. Is delicious. Do you eat that stuff? I like stinky sandwiches. Like I like a group in New York. So I like sandwiches with onions and vinegar and oil. I wouldn't call it stinky though. Yeah, they're stinky. I would call stinky like...

I mean, you try. No, like blue cheese or feta. Yeah. Do you ever do that thing with that? I wouldn't call like, I need a stinky. You don't taste a liquid until you move a little bit of air through your nose. Nope. Because bad tap water leaves this million after taste in my mouth. So if I have a swig of tap water, I don't taste it until I go like this through my nose. And then I get all the moving aftertaste, but the aftertaste is up in my nose. It's not. I'm just watching Gus's face. It's like the mom's taste.

No, but you can you take you to a line tasting. That would be the most annoying day of my life. Oh my god. Gus go with us. Gus is looking at his face like, what the fuck is wrong with you? So I should apologize right now. Barbara and I are both, I'm just a way of... Yeah, I'm glad I'm right in the middle of you.

Yeah, that's awesome. So this could be great for when we travel to PAX later this week. So I think I figured out why I never get sick anymore. Because you think I got to? Well that as well, but that could be bullshit. But I could be. I traced it back to the moment I did something and it was when I moved my toothbrush out of the bathroom and you did what happened?

I never I've not been sick since Where do you keep it now? It's in my bedroom Oh, that's BS so you're saying because your toothbrush is not exists in the same room as the toilet That's why you don't get sick. Well people say it might be true People say little duty particles go through the air and land on your toilet. Yeah I've heard that when you flush the toilet it's actually very violent and it throws like bacteria and infectious material or dirty material all over the place. Maybe it's just like you had allergies during a certain time of the year and then.

Yeah but I've been sick in about four years. Yeah the fact that two of you were sick. I mean you like I get you just moved to a different city. Well you've been here about a year and a half now Like you know you're dealing with you're probably having like pangs for winter and stuff But you the fact that you're sick. How do you get sick if you never come in contact with another human being? South by South West. Yeah, but what did you do? I worked the booth and then went to the party They came into contact with a lot of people, but you like shake hands and stuff

Yes, no, I sit there behind a fucking plexigas. I'm like the Pope. They wheel me in on a little car behind plexiglass, and I just wave. I wear the fucking man. Who could imagine him doing that? I can. Right here. Gus Mobile.

Yeah. I can totally imagine a plexiglass. Can I get a Pope Mobile for Pax East? Is there someone in Boston that can get me a Pope Mobile? And I can drive up to our panel, waving through the crowd. Can we just get a glass chamber for you to stand in at the booth? Like you get like those those rubber arms that stick out like a boy in the bubble It can just be smart and cosplay is someone who doesn't have a like

We're cosplays a big daddy. Yeah, or I could be something that's not fucking huge and just like has a mask Yeah, I can think of it. I had to say you picked that. What could you be? The cause plan is like Jesse or Walt from Breaking Bad. No, Gus Ring. Don't. Yeah, Gus Ring. I'll get to have my Facebook.

So that's the other thing. Well, we're on the top of the shit that we shouldn't talk about. Yeah, it was the point that happened. I read the point how we can talk about third season spoilers. I think so. That's well over a year and a half. Almost two years. That may be four seasons.

Boy, I don't know. Wait, wait, wait. I was gonna say one last thing that drives me crazy about Twitter. This particular this week, I don't know why this week is getting to me. This Twitter solely exists for some people so that they can talk to other people and tell them who they look like. Because there are some people that's all they fucking do on their Twitter accounts go, hey, I saw a guy who looks like you.

Hey, here's a picture of somebody who looks like you. Hey, you look like someone so what are they trying to accomplish people do that all the time? Constantly and you get a two don't you? Oh, yeah except when I get it. It's like any minority You saw Mexican Nothing like me Like oh, yeah, it's like, that guy. You're in your Montana, you saw Mexican. Yeah, that guy looks cool. Nothing like me. There was a new employee we had a couple months ago at Rooster Teeth, who called me over to her desk,

and she's like, pesky a question. Like, yeah, what's up? She's like, is Gus Japanese? I was like, no, he's Mexican. Gassu, are you Japanese? Gassu. No. Nothing at all.

What? Aren't you like, didn't you do a genetic test? You came out like parts series or something like that? African African. Yeah, my father's bloodline is from North Africa apparently and my mother is from North and South America What should you look like like this? No, I mean you don't Should you be able to hand in that right like I'm a good guy? What should I got pretty tanned after we filmed that short a couple weeks ago Which I think we might be showing at our panel at Paxi. Oh, you just let the count of back boiler what a cat out the back

So we're gonna show you some new videos of Paxi's including the black trailer for Ruby and surprises short or two baby. I don't think we fully solidified exactly what we're gonna have there We're gonna have some new Just just to be mean Bernie. No cool. All right Barbara and Jack are going as well as Miles and Carrie Monti Shane I heard someone Make changes beyond the panel by himself I heard of someone. Can we make changes beyond the panel by himself? That would be amazing.

We should have the RTX, we should have the silent panel. People who never talk. Miles is here. Miles and Kerry, what are they doing here? They're in the control room. They're hoping I bring them on. No, don't do it. Don't pacify there.

Yeah, they're going to be at Pax with us as well. Brandon is totally trying to defend. You know what I'm trying to do. They're going to're gonna be packs too. I think this is Miles' first packs Everyone of your shitty dog accounts like your fake dog counts is tweeting saying thanks for the shout out So you know what? I'm just gonna retweet these is what people want. Here you go. You got it I'm just gonna retweet I'm embracing chaos. You should tell them that they look like Gus's dog Yeah, you totally look like I won't see any of them We have both of all blocked. Yeah, I've done. I've done if you retweet an account I've blocked. Do I see the retweet? I can guarantee I you do not see blocked accounts think so I think once you be blocks

When they're gone, I have I both block accounts on Twitter and I get blocked by accounts and I you can't see either either either way I will say this though. I hit a a wall I hit a wall this week and part of it is the Fucking Veronica Mars Kickstarter. Oh People at all the time people complain about the fact that Hollywood is Unoriginal and all they make are reboots and sequels and now Kickstarter is turning into nothing but reboots and sequels I mean that's it. That's all that people are back and I I

It's an nostalgia machine. Well, it is. What can't you use Kickstarter for? I think you're using for everything Can so say they've to approve the projects that appear on it though, so you can say true? Yeah, yeah If you're dying of if you're dying of cancer can you rate can you kick start your If they prove it if they approve it. Yeah, but there's other sites that'll do it like Indiegogo and stuff like that Yeah Indiegogo doesn't take a cut like fun I don't know what's going on. Oh my god. What is this right? We don't we don't have the light for three people We don't have the time for three All right, well I regret yeah, I guess what you know what could you do? All right? What are you guys doing?

Hey, it's miles and carry and Alright, what are you guys doing? Hey, it's Miles and Carrie. And Matty. Hello. How's it going? Hey guys. Jesus. Wow.

Well, that just happened. This is happening right now. So you guys are going to Pax. We are. Pax. Right now, it's our walking. I already did that. I'm not doing that again.

I'm not looking for distances anymore. Yeah. Going to Pax. So what did you guys want? You all wanted to come out? Yeah, so what? Brand is the only one to come out. Tell us to come out. Everybody good? We're gonna go, we're gonna go.

My desk for this. Go to the panel. We're going to packs. We're gonna talk about Ruby stuff. We're gonna show Ruby stuff. Go to the panel. You should go to the panel. You should come see us.

We're going to the panel. One o'clock. One o'clock. On Friday in the main theater. Friday. Yeah, talking to the foot. Monty, do you know how a microphone works? What? All right, enough for them. That's a fucking train. Yeah, yeah.

There's a previous panel right there. I regret everything about that. All right. But, what is it worth that we bring someone on the talk and it actually went well? You're right. I think we should just cut that. I think like we remember Dan, remember he was trying to walk off care. I mean, just that. He went down a stream. Last week, Holly didn't have body in her head.

He's floating. What else? Who else has all? Who else has been on that? When care about it, what you had when care was on it, it worked really well. I'm getting costume. That's true. You got to appreciate that.

Yeah. You think I cost you that totally hit him shadowed the light from his face You couldn't see him. So does look like there's a shadowy figure back there. You're a fuck you are no fun. What's it like? I am I've been sick for weeks Bed up I can barely even speak at this point and you're so excited for pack How's our so excited to go to fucking Boston? How's our isn't it like five degrees in Boston right now? Dude, I was looking on here. It yeah, it's it's basically the highs are in the upper 30s and lows are in like the mid 20s It's like fuck you come on. It's March. It's supposed to be nice and warm at this point. It's way too hot here

It is hot actually. I think we broke a record today for for heat great. It was like 91 degrees, wasn't it? Yeah, the fuck you know, the record was 88 degrees from like 1957 or something. Thank you all my neck jack I didn't want you to come close to much back I love it. I'm gonna fit in the fire. This is awesome. I love it You will love it the fact that I actually like this now the audience now trolling us because as soon as everyone was started talking Twitter Mike doesn't work Mike doesn't Like Everyone does it so that the audience is just like they're absolutely no help whatsoever. They're just here to cause problems

I love it. so I saw someone submit a gathering of Google question there it passed by in the stream there yeah they maybe explain on how to submit questions because they submitted what is the speed of push oh yes that's as bad I mean bad suggestions come with a territory right but the whole way you suggest is to have just submit they want to play you want to play yeah no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It's almost like Homer Simpson going down that hole, but we have a are we ready for the intro? You want to fight? I do the single go with the theme song. This is not real Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I love how about this. Your first time ever seeing or playing. People got paid to make that. That was a little bit of an object. It's a little bit of an hour's work.

I'm trying to make it work on that. I love that picture of you too. All right, we're going to play a little bit of Gavin or Google. Okay, if you've never played Gavin or Google before, this is the way it works. I tried to make it hot this week. You do? Yeah. Whenever we look up things on Google,

Google will try to autocomplete our phrase for us using the most frequently searched terms that begin with those three words. Gavin will often come up with stupid questions. So we decided to play a game. I give Gavin a three or four word phrase that he has to complete and I give that same phrase to Google. Then we take both of those autoc those auto completed phrases and our players Gus

Barbara and Jack today try to figure out who said it Gavin or Google Just you're you're the current champion right now. I don't want to brag but I think I'm winning should we get a trophy? I don't need to I'm not bragging any I had knocked out all us we should get a I'll be like a Yeah, we said multiple trouble. You should get a crown Is that you a neck making that for you noise? It sounded like someone's creaking in your neck

Like he was he was tapping no All right Gavin or Google get a bit or Google There's a very issue of the song all right the first phrase that I gave to both Gavin and Google is, can you break? Can you break? Can you break? Can you break? First person or machine return the phrase,

can you break your own neck if you really wanted to? OK. OK. The others return. Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in? Like, can you break your neck if you really wanted to. Okay. Okay. The others return. Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in? Like, can you break your neck if you really wanted to? Like, what if you like really didn't want to, but you were trying anyway? It's like, no. Like, could you physically twist and break your own neck like in a movie? This is a really hard one. That one. Can you break your lungs if you only breathe in?

Those are both really stupid. Like, if you never breathe out, I go first. Go ahead. really stupid. Like if you never breathe out. I go first. Go ahead. Lungs is Gavin. Your own neck is Google. Barbara. I'm gonna have to agree with guys. I'm going opposite. I'm saying the neck is Google. Barbara, wait, wait, that's exactly what we said. Exactly. So that's that opposite. I'm just qualified. I'm not qualified. I'll take those who said a Gavin Google or Jack. You guys right, Gus and Barbara you are correct Yeah, everyone knows you could break your lungs. How do you break? I love Gavin you only breathe in you never breathe out

Gavin is obsessed with breathing is what I remember it and he like doesn't understand the whole like Re-breathing of air. I just imagine Gavin going can you break a long? But he's but someone could breathe for you. Can't they like it? Well like you, you laugh too quick. You get a lot of people talking. Oh, God, we're the- But you don't breathe here. You don't just-

Sorry, whatever was done. No one's good in the cops. No, look, someone on Twitter just pointed out to me the fact that you can break your own neck because the Joker did it in the Batman comics. So clearly, you can break your own neck. You can break your own fucking neck. Someone said, like, William Wallace. Do William Wallace break his own neck? I want to get these are all not really fictional but I'm sure that someone else can breathe

for you. But when you breathe you're not just inflating your lungs with air. You pull out your ribcage right and that just sucks air in your lungs. So if someone Got your rib cage and it's like yanked on it. It would I would fly in and explode your lungs. Yeah, but it's not the air or doing it It's the person who's yanking you to your ribs would probably all fucking crack before that happened But couldn't they you know like really Gavin Gavin he's been playing search and see how it don't My if someone comes up to you and yanks on your ribs, and then your air rushes in,

that's how you breathe in too much. That's a mother fucker yank it on your ribs. It's like if somebody shoots you in the head, it's at the air that get it got it in your head. It's a person who shots you in the head. It's the air that gets into your brain. You don't need to overthink it. So you can't-

Doctor, what do you think happened to this patient? He has air on the brain. He has. He has oxygen on the brain? All right, all right, so next great one one zero one one one one one D enough over three no No, I got one. I'm over three we had this discussion earlier to Jayak said after he was disqualified last week for going Oh, and two he eliminated not as qualified Not at all not at all the same fucking thing Is this qualified last week for going O and 2? He eliminated, not as qualified. What, what, what? Oh my god. That's like everything.

Not at all, not at all the same fucking thing. Yeah, why not? It's my rule. Jack was the one applying. After Jack was executed last week for going O and 2. He said to me, he said to me, oh, I got one right last week. And I go, no, you didn't. You went O and 2, that's why you were eliminated mathematically.

You couldn't continue. So you're O and 2, he goes, oh, the one I didn't answer, I got right in my head. I'm like, that doesn't count in any way. Just you know. Anyway. Yeah. couldn't continue so you're only two years all the one i didn't start writing my head uh... that doesn't count in any way just you know anyway yeah i agree with that you also have never been paid up to just declared five which is never said no so that's true and away he has fifty fifty percent chance to get banked up

all right so the next phrase that i gave you a new and to google was how does a dog no i don't know how does a dog know how does a dog know how does a dog know I I submitted this one so I can't answer this one what this came up in conversation yeah this is something Gavin actually said to me and I and I was like well let's see what the other and let's see what Google has to say and the Google will turn out to be really good to him like this has to be an Assumption one one of either Gavin or Google replied how does a dog know when it should stop growing

or How does a dog know that it's supposed to like bones? Oh my god, that is a really hard one. How does dog know it's supposed to like bones? And how does dog know when to stop growing? You have to go first this time. I'm assuming different dogs know it different times. Of course, one thing they learn quicker.

They figured out. Oh shit, I gotta stop. Yeah, time to stop growing. I'm in the same. But those big dogs are just dumb and dopey. They dopey like they never figured it out. Oh great games are like retards Okay, Barbara. I'm gonna say that fuck holy shit. You're gonna say that the growing one is Google is Google. So you say growing is Google and the bone one is Gavin. I'm going to say growing is Gavin and the bone is Google. Is that what you would you say? I said that's the option. Growing is Google. Google. Gus, you are correct. You are two for two today. Gus knows me too well. Because I thought about it. I thought you must have been looking

at Adam's dog rule. I was looking at Rebel. I was thinking about him growing and that's where you thought about it. Yeah, it gets really big. And then I was thinking, every dog species ends up around a certain size. Like if Adam's dog... Adam's dog ended up... That was really weird.

If Adam's dog ended up stopping at the size of your dog, that'd be really weird. But then I was thinking, is there something in the DNA? Would it be weirder if my dog got to the size of Adam's? I was going to be like, it was a giant, like, hundred pound shit, too. But I was thinking, there's something in the brain or the DNA or genes or whatever, something small.

That instructs a dog to stop growing at a certain size. And I was thinking, can you modify that or remove it so that it would eventually be cliffed the big brown dog? Hmm. Fascinating. All right. No mind of the psychopath.

So people on Google have actually asked, how does a dog know that they're supposed to like that? That's not even the one I add. Or that's not even the one I offered you. Because the one I offered you was, does a dog know if it's pregnant? Oh, she's like, what? I don't know that word. So I won.

They knew that. No, there's someone more. There's someone more? So she could tie, which hopefully you won't. We don't have a tiebreaker. Yeah, we don't too. So I'm already eliminated. I'm already disqualified.

Again, you're disqualified again. Jack's been executed for this second round. Wow. All right, there you go. All right, expelled. If I ate, if I ate, we gave that phrase to both Gavin and Google okay one of them returned If I ate a seed would the roots come out of my butt okay and the other return

if If I ate myself would I be twice as big or would I disappear completely I think I know the answer to this one This one is confusing to me because You made with your brother that one time also the word butt is very Gavin Yeah, you like the word but My bus your bum. I'm bum mostly all right guys is to defend your championship mostly. Alright guys, just to defend your championship. I don't know what I want to answer. If I ate myself what I'd be twice as big or what I'd disappear completely and the second answer was if I ate a seed

would the roots come out of my butt. I want to say the seeds is Google. And Gavin is eating himself. Barbara, what do you say? That's what I wanted to say, but then it's gonna be no fun if it's both the right answer. Okay, we'll give you time. No, you're gonna have to go for it. I would win, so yeah, go ahead, go for it. I'll do the opposite. You guys are tied.

Barbara was kind of... So you said a seed? Yeah. So someone on Google, people... That one actually was given to me by an audience member. They gave you that one. That was a Reddit thread, recently. Well, actually, it's a hypothetical thing. You had a video with your brother at one point. People that would actually was given to me by a non-AIDS member that that one that was a reddit thread It's actually there was a like a

Medical thing you had a video with your brother at one point Well, I this massive on because you should get my brother on his it's incredible He's like he's like Kyle Pokington. He said if you got that something He's like Carl so he's been right he said if you wedge your head far enough up your own ass that eventually your head would come out of your mouth Random I have to give you props for that cut right there. Watching at home just punched it on Gavin. So there's a video on you said, Vimeo about me. You stick your own dad up your butt.

It would eventually come out your mouth. Well, you didn't even gross that if you if you wedged your head up your ass and kept getting it like scooping everything in there, you'd eventually just be in a loop. Like with your head. Well, you have to go somewhere so eventually the top of your head would come out your mouth

and then your head would come out of your mouth. Well, he said your head would come out of your back because then it would come out of your mouth. Didn't he say like the original ad? That's not the beginning of stars. He'd say like the original ad. That's not the beginning of stars. He'd say like the original ad.

Right, here's your original ad. The gamma screen. They only got one. What the hell? What are your parents do? What are they? What are your parents do? What are they? What are your parents? Do they just regular English people? Don't say that.

They don't have a father. They're people like that. What do you mean? They don't love me. All the people who listen from England are going to be like, they're not teachers or anything. How did they make you and your brother? Six.

What? They fucked a couple of times. Just twice. They're British. They batted a thousand. Just your ear, sister extra some I'm dying here. Oh my god. I gotta learn I gotta learn to keep clean all right I know they're successful and other Successful Right, so I think what is the tie? I win yeah Gavin wins

Call over all them. Yeah, you get I'm two and two being DNF. Gavin now has one way I'm having. So this will make Gus be very careful about who he chooses to put on the keyboard. Yeah, I'll never choose someone who's like close to me in the stand-ins. Yeah, but before you go on with that, that's the thing in the, I think the guy, what was the guy's name you played George? Robert Shaw? Who played George? Oh, you mean the James Bond-Jaws?

Yeah. Oh, that's what you Bond Joys? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, please, Joys. Jesus. No, yeah. It was my last name. The guy. The fishy guy, you know?

The fishy guy. Charlie Jr. Anyway, I think I read that. Oh my god, I'm getting splattered. I think the thing I read is that he had like a weird thing pushing on a part of his brain That inhibited the thing that's told him to stop growing and that's why he got massive We're actually with a hunter the giant head like I think I'm gonna worry about him Yeah, I just want to take that I want to deliberately do that to someone. What's a tall man in the world now? Don't know

I don't know that did you say the tallest man? Yeah, there was a there was a 10 foot tall man once wasn't there Really, let's go to Google. Yeah, let's be Google. That's uncomfortable. Yeah, I think you died young I think you died like at 24 or 20. Yeah, they always have issues when they get older Yeah, I think it's like a well, I think all big things died I'm a little bit tweaked now. I believe shock played I'm a little bit tweaked now. I believe shock played, Joseph. Oh, people ask you how do you submit a Google or a Gavin question? Just tweet to me with the hashtag Gavin or Google and I'll find it in the Bernalty credit

for it. And if I favor it, it means I like that. Gavin or Google? Well, that would be my answer. That would be my answer. That would be my answer. Uh, yeah, it's what it means. It also means I can go back and look at a mop later.

Yeah. It's like it lost in there. What is the tallest? You guys should do a Gavin or a and look at a mop later. Yeah, I get lost in there. What is the tallest? You guys should do a Gavin Ergo Google panel in PAXies. No, that's a terrible terrible idea In the world list of the tallest people go to the machine motorbale one of naces down here Yeah, let me read this while you're looking that up there. Well 8 foot 11 I want to remind everyone that this episode of the received podcast is brought to you by shutterstock calm At shutterstockcom. Oh, I don't know.

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The recaps use it for our backgrounds here, for the podcast. That really one we found on there was pretty nice Bush wouldn't feel it to do some I think that was Brandon that got They ran into him downtown. Yeah, we did it. What was the tallest man? She's a short man. What was the tallest man? The tallest man in the world was man by the name of Robert Wadlow lives from 1918 to 1940 he He was 8 feet 11 inches. So 22 years old?

He can't inconvenience about that. When was that? Yeah, 18 to 1940. So he lived 22 years. See what? Because England's a lot older than America instead. But you can actually see in like 500 year old houses and stuff how sure all the door frames are. If you go up the capital here in Austin, the guard rails at the top levels are really low. Yeah, because people were a lot shorter back there. Well, the guard rails were just like there because they had to put them up, right?

They probably didn't have to back then. They probably wouldn't give a fuck, you know, just whatever. It's like they're trying to shut. Just step over this, you know. Now it's put in like a certain chest height, some people will fuck a tip over and all that stuff. We have like rules for people that are just like, so like one person safety. So that one person doesn't die. Yes, it doesn't do something. Yeah, we're just an accident, you know, I mean, it doesn't be. Do you think would be better off if people who do dumb things were allowed to die? Would we

thin the due allowance efficiently? I think it might make people just more careful. There's not a feeling that like everybody's watching out. What do you mean by allowed to die? Like like the guardra the guard rails what if guard rails weren't built just specific height to protect people from falling over in a Dumbway they waste high if they were enough to tell you here's a ledge Don't step off it. By the way if you lean way the fuck over the guard rail You're gonna fall here and it's okay. What if cars weren't built super safe now What if you were built like they were in the 50s? It's like you drive like an asshole getting a wreck? You're gonna die well that doesn't make any sense because some

Osso wouldn't drive into you and Kelly, right? That's you basically saying don't drive. Yeah. Well they also went a lot slower back then. No. Didn't they only get up to like 60 miles or something? Like no higher than that. Yeah, they only went 60 miles and then I'll stop working. It's like a Tesla. I don't know. No, but I know we talk about like any kind of like safety stuff It's hard to think of like rough top my head, but like everything you have to go through is a Person living your day. You constantly interact with the same looking at a plastic bag like do not leave with a child that attended Right like desiccans not food like I'm ordering a stereo. It's like. Oh, here's a free pack of gum in my stereo Who you know? Silica? That's tasty. Just chew it, you know.

Yeah. It's like that kind of stuff. We should go through a few years of thinning. I don't know. I mean, I mean, I get some of it, but when you're saying that people should lawsuit happy nowadays. You can't do anything without getting sued. It was kind of like, you have to protect yourself from that. Why is there a problem with class action lawsuits? Because I get why we need class action lawsuits, in case a corporation to something really wrong But the people who are actually part of the class action lawsuit never get any to god damn money

If they fill out the form and redeem it. Yeah, they must have time people see it's like oh, that's not worth it And so they don't do it and then when he's going to the lawyers anyway And they already get a percentage anyway just for the case to court right but then you can you can't make a law that says, well, there's no more class action lawsuits because some people abuse it. You know what I mean? Because you have to have class action lawsuits. It's a tough deal. Do you know how that dude lost his eye?

Hmm. Oh, no, I lost his. Ask him questions. Who, you talk about Bush and Bill? Yeah. I think he's going to pass his eye. No, I think he's shot. Oh really has I like his pocket No, it didn't he uh, didn't you shoot himself in the face what there is a

He looks he does not look like he has a right eye He does not he's not the way I think I think Chris was coming out here to tell the story I think he was scufflin with his wife or something It's shut himself in the eyeball. I scuffle my wife with a gun all the time So Chris is the guy who actually met him and he's jumping out over here. Do not fucking disappoint me like those other guys Make sure your head is out of frame. Does it feel good to be a gangster and shadow your So Bush will be able to of course from the ghetto boys for those who don't know So I guess they get a boys. I've never heard them before there are a rap group from like the early mid 80s They did the damage feels good to be don't know. So I guess- I just think ghetto boys, I've never heard them before.

They were a rap group from like the early mid 80s. They did, the damage feels good to be a gangster song. Oh, seriously? All right, so Chris, how did you come across a medieval football ball? The first time I met him, I was at a bar. And I was wearing, I had a Yoda backpack where it looks like Yoda's holding on to my back,

like Imparce Trucks Back. Yeah, I love that backpack. Yeah, and so I was wearing that and then walking around the bar and I felt someone kind of tug from below. I looked down and it was just, you know, small little black fellow with one eye. He ended over it and he was like, oh, I like that little guy.

And I was like, yeah, he's cool. And he's like, yeah, that little guy's gonna stick together. Where'd you get him? I was like, I got him on Amazon for like 40 or 50 bucks. He's like, that's cool. I give you $200 for him. And I was like, what? And he goes, no, $200.

I was like, really? He's like, yeah. So then he's like, he waved at someone. And then this other guy comes out, just pulls out $200. Heends me the $200. And I'm like, here you go. What about all your stuff? Huh?

Did you have anything in there? I took my stuff. I had a couple like a couple You on 200 bucks. Where were you? What did you sell? His your back pack. Okay, where were you? Where are you? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, so Chris you're walking around town with a Yoda backpack and you've got nothing in it but a couple of these to keep We're gonna like to be living and then what you're doing you're going to the backpack with two pieces with a Yoda backpack and you've got nothing in it but a couple of these skates. What are you looking at? What kind of life are you looking at?

That's what you're doing. You're walking on the backpack with two pieces of skates. I think at one point there was an energy drink. At one point. That makes it a lot better. Yeah. You're like, you're like, you're like,

Kramer going to work with a brief guy. Crackers in and that's it. You're on the backpack with two pieces of candy. in it. So it happened after he bought your back Daddy knows and it's his one of his he had a crew You know and one of them came out to me. Do you know who just bought your Yoda backpack? I was like not really and he goes that's that's Bushwood bill from ghetto boys. I'm like Still didn't know who he was and they're like, you know ghetto boys. I'm like no You see seen office space

Yeah, it's like you know they sing that song like okay cool and Yeah, that's pretty much it And then he did the recap in it. Well, yeah, and then we and then me and Brandon were filming for the recap in downtown. It's like there he is And he remembered you. Yeah. Yeah, he remembered me. Where. How long ago was this that you sold in the backpack? Oh, like. So that's how it was. Wait, so you sold the backpack, add South by South West. We'll go three weeks ago.

Oh, no. And then we'll ran into him this last week. You. Dude, for so long you go shot in the face. You're missing it. You're missing it. Oh, no. Ah!

Yeah. What is it? So you look a height man to get him one. So he actually wrapped. Yeah, he wrapped. He said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he said, he's there's only three of them. Oh, okay, sir, you know about his eye. I think I looked so looked up on Wikipedia I think it's not be wrong. He tried to kill himself, but it ricocheted off to something else and hit him in the eye Yeah, that's what people are saying on Twitter. Oh, sorry What it ricocheted he was trying to kill himself and it missed and ricocheted off something invented. Because if you if you look at the album cover for that, it's him, isn't it? In the emergency room.

Well, when they have an album cover, that's like, yeah, he's like laying and he's like, there was a punk band. I don't know what name it is, but I think it was a punk band. By Chris. Their lead singer killed themselves and the next album they put out was the autopsy photo of their lead singer yeah right that's pretty pretty fucking hard to see there's all top see photos of JFK yeah sadly yes that pretty gross yeah yeah getting shot in the head leaves a gross body yeah it's just it's mental that's on the internet like all that's the dead president there's a lot of death on the internet you could find. Yeah. I mean, but why would the

government release it? How do you miss them? People say, we want to know how do you miss when you kill you try to kill yourself? It's pretty easy actually. I mean, it happens a lot. Like people like pull it the last second. Yeah. And your skulls, if you shoot something head, your skulls are pretty resistant to a lot of stuff. You don't get a good angle. It's drowned. Yeah. I do everything like one time there was a weird thing. They could figure what it happened. It's not like I had shot something through the head. But apparently like he'd done something where he like hit the side of his skull and the bullet traveled up around his scalp

until he became out the other side. Oh my god. Like that. What's the dumbest injury you've ever given yourself? By the end. It's like good point. Oh, by the end you're like, you always feel like an ass. No, but like serious injury. Like, no, I don't know. I get big of a gun. I don't know.

I shot a nerf dart onto my eyeball and it's stuck to my eye. Get the fuck out of here. Are you serious? No, yeah, I was messing with it because I'm at a nerf maverick and everyone was like modifying them. So you could, because usually you can tip the revolving part out and just kind of rotate it. But then if you shave away it some bit,

you can flick it all the way out and go, wow, which, and it was better. I don't know how I was bored. And I was just looking down it one day. Just shot myself in the eye back and it was like on my eye. You try to close your eye and it was like, oh, oh, and I thought like everything was blurry and it was like pull it off and it went. No, when I did that a few times it fell off, but I thought I'd blinded myself for a second. It was really dumb. Why was I looking like I thought for some reason because it's a nerf that I wouldn't be dangerous to look down the barrel or my fingers on the trigger. But yeah, don't do that. It sucks.

Wow. I had to think one time where I used to work contacts and I lost a contact on my eye. And I don't know what I like it was like I want to say like a day or two later I realized I hadn't lost the contact the contact that just traveled Side like no back side of my eye Well the muscle is how does it do that? No, it just like drifted like up and back I could go like and then like I remember I was like I felt like some mine I blinked and this is the contact went And popped out right your eyes

He's here in like I heard eyeballs aren't like perfect circles. Aren't they like, go on? Aren't they like, not perfect? Really, they should be like round like a ball. Yeah, but they're not. They're round around the front and they're on the back, apparently. What?

They're kind of like, I think the, the thing is cornyice. They're the thing cornea. The cornea, right? The front is the part. What's the part that cut for Lasik? Like is that corn jam a little bit too? It's the cornea thing. What do you mean?

You ask him whether they cut the front. The cornea is a little bit. I'm using the Lasik as an example of what it's called. You can already see the diagram that they show you. It sticks out in front of the... It sticks out in front of the... It sticks out, probably. So what? Okay.

Did you ever see the video of the guy who control a perfect circle? Yeah, my dad could do that. He just felt one of them. Yep. You can rotate your whole arm like that. Let me get circle. My dad could do that. It's pretty impressive.

Yeah. I think it's coming from time to draw circles. So he's a physicist, still your physics teacher. So we have to do that all the time. Yeah, but he could draw a circle. So he was a priest and physics teacher. Yeah he had a degree in theology, chemistry and biology. It was the start of like a Dan Brown novel or anything. No. It was a circle out of the Dallas though. Did he just lose his belief? Yeah I'd say my

dad when he stopped being a priest I think my dad completely just did like either a 180. And I asked him about it later in life. He's passed away now. But I asked him about it later in life. And he just didn't really, I mean, he kind of was like a, my dad was a really funny story that I loved, which was this Irish farmer talk about England being older, right?

The guy in Ireland was plowing up his field and he came across a bone and then another bone and then he determined these were like human bones, like how did he know? He had a dog who knew they liked the bones. And so he called the University of University and the University came out and they found like this, it was a battlefield. His field was a battlefield and all his human remains and so they went to work digging it up. And of course that like ruined his farm, you know they did appropriated it and the news reporter asked him said well you know this is happening is yeah yeah and they said well did you notify them for like religious regions or something because these were human remains we were about that he goes yes not well not

really because I'm not a superstitious man but I figure why take the chance my dad loved that phrase like I'm not superstitious but why take the chance figure why I take the chance. My dad loved that phrase, like, I'm not superstitious, but why I take the chance. So I think that was his approach later in life. Which is basically what superstitious means, right? Yeah. The funny thing to say. It's like, you're hedging your bets basically. Basically hedging your bets.

Yeah. I don't believe in any of that crap, like good luck and all that, but I still will avoid, yeah, I guess something exactly the same way. I want more under a ladder, just in case it really is bad look So you don't believe in karma. We've talked about this. I believe in commas But there's a reason why walking under a ladder. It's a bad thing because you get clunked in the air But there's more likely something to fall under a ladder, right? Wait, so you don't believe in karma. No

It's probably a good thing for you because you're kind of an asshole What I do what I do to you Jack Jack? Huh? What did you say in general? In general. You're very self-centered person. You are very self-centered. You're a character for side-fails. We've discussed this. We've discussed this multiple times. Do you think Gavin's the most self-centered person at this? Yeah, probably. How are you not most sensitive? That was the person I was considering you again. I think so. I ought to rubbish. Absolutely. No, we'll consider this. Gus, before this I asked Gus, hey, what's in my hotel at PAX and Gus and Gus said, oh, yeah, you're staying in this hotel. And you said, oh, how did he know that you just, you didn't discuss that it was PAX, he just knew what hotel it was. And I said, well, because we talked about it earlier, if I asked you what hotel am I staying

at, at PAX, you go, oh, I'm sorry. You know, there'd be no way you would arrange travel for anybody else. That's not even what hotel you were staying at. That's true. That's the whole point. Yeah that's the whole point. Yeah that's the whole point. Yeah that's the point. You feel like where am I staying? Yeah. So if you're someone else is going to take care of it. Exactly. You're asking me something completely irrelevant. I didn't book travel. Why would you ask me? Yeah because you would never do that.

But Gus doesn't really book travel either. He hasn't for years. You booked most of my travel over the years. Yeah, well historically, yes. Yeah, historically. Well that's the thing, like you said, like you know, it's not my responsibility. Someone else take care of it, that'll be okay. Like, we just care if the stuff I'm showing you travel is. You wouldn't even go. You wouldn't even know to the day of that you're not going.

Like, you would say, I'm going to Pax, and then we'd all go to get on a plane to go, where am I supposed to go? Like, you wouldn't even know you for you, you wouldn't know it. Do you think I would expect to be going? Yeah speaking of which I have a badge to packs Oh, there's a doubt sorry dude. No, so can I get a badge? That was a possible scout one Yeah, you're 60 bucks like it you are talking about self-centered We we realized I was talking with Ashley about it because we're going to packs and because I'm with Rishcheath and she's to be a Frag doll

It's like we just don't ever consider the badge part of it at all So it's like oh She's talking to us. Do you have a badge? I don't need a badge. You guys you have to get a badge either But now I think I need a badge. I don't know how it works. So yeah, we're checking it out Oh the the king and queen of packs Don't worry about a badge. You know what I mean? They know who I ever at the door get your key Put it put it over selling are we selling things that we can talk about? Not yet.

Well, we'll have some normal merchandise there. Yeah, we'll have some sure. We'll have some sure. We'll have some sure. We'll have some sure. We'll have some sure. We'll have some sure. We'll have some sure.

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They were just hunting and eating. And now they made them with the whole intro. But I guess all cavemen were kind of just, and then they all would be like, it's like they're tasting stuff. And they just go about their day doing different stuff. But when do you think the first prick happened? Who was the first human prick? Who was just like kind of a dick? Like how long since the beginning of humans did that happen

are they like a dick head caveman who is kind of like this like are there like think about monkeys that are alive now is there like one monkey that they're all like that monkey yeah yeah yeah never takes this dick to get the answer the hell fucking no the baby monkey down the pipe and it takes the thing animals are dicks I mean it's like they don't give a shit, but animals don't know they're being dicks because they're animals

They don't have brains. Oh, you know, they came in who was a dick for the purpose of being like who was the first guy where everyone was like What's this guy doing? What's he doing that? And he's just like everyone was doing fine until this guy and then that guy was the beginning of prick He's definitely your ancestor. Yeah I don't know. I would say, what would it be the first thing you could do that would be a day? I mean, you just steal food or whatever?

Yeah. Put the fire out. Put the fire out. That'd be awesome. It would just like, hit. You're like, oh, no, we gotta wait for light meat. Take dirt on it. Take dirt on it.

Oh, just piss on someone's rug or something. You don't find one that's so much. We got who likes raw food. Often, do you think people piss on each other's stuff back in the cave man days? Well, if they were trying to own it, that was the equivalent of buying something right? But they piss on women. I have this now. Do they piss on women back then? The farmer's market back in the way. I see pictures of videos on the other. I see animals piss on each other.

They don't think they piss on each other. I see animals piss on people. What's that? I've seen animals piss on people though. You know, they do that to own them though, do you? Mm-hmm. Maybe it's a fear thing. I'm not an animal. I wanted to do a video. Or am I? This would have been a slow mo video that I never did but you know when you piss it looks like a stream but it's not it's just individual droplets.

They did a mustard on us actually. But no. I don't know if you have no idea what you're talking about. Well you don't have a stream of piss unless you piss on something that's actually not a consistent stream. It's separate. It's separate into different droplets in the air. Mythbusters did it like being on the third rail. I want to know they show it in slow motion. I'm just gonna if you have to accept it it's been proven

okay it is not. I'm mythbusters but I think I could piss hard enough to have a spools dream. I think so too. Should we try it? Slow-mo guys. Yeah that's a definite slow-mo guys. Yeah we'll do it. I'll buy side you frame me out. Sure Frame out the from about just don't tell it your iPhone Yeah, I'll bring you a better than Dan frames himself up So Gavin and I were watching this video the other day of Someone I don't want to hear what this video is about was pouring water Segway down from an elevator position. Yep

They filmed it with a 24 frame a second camera and then they played a 24 hertz sound at the same moment. So the water vibrated but since it synced up with a 24 frame of second camera, it looked like it was zigzagging down as it was falling. And then if they played a 25 hertz sound, then it would look like it was moving in a corkscrew. It would look like it was a 23 hertz corpse. It would look like, maybe it was a three-part trial. And then they would reverse it, when they were doing it. Yeah, it would go back up. It's like the critical flickering of anything you see with your eyes,

or if it matches with the camera's shutter, like sometimes you'll see a helicopter flying around and someone's filming it, at the exact same frequency that the things were rotating. So it looks like the rotors are just stuck. And it's just flying around like a plane, and it looks like the propeller's on. Or the car wheels in movies,

sometimes look like they're going backwards. Yeah, what looks like that's your eye as well. Yes, I've seen the videos of like helicopters that look like they're just like their propellers are not moving at all. Yeah, flying around is the weirdest looking thing. You just put out that slow-mo guys video of the tuning fork, right? Yeah, that would have been an example if I matched it to the thing. Obviously the camera I use for that is way way faster. I saw a GIF or a GIF whatever someone made a gif a gif of someone made of a you and Dan hitting it on the table and putting on your mouth. What is this?

Geniuses. This is better. Alright so we are now looking at the video that Gavin is That Gavin I'm terrible There's a speaker. Oh my god. You're just clicking all of the All the ads Oh, no, it's frozen. I wish you to click on the ad oh He pause the video I'm sorry Glad we waited all that time right there you go Here we go. Oh see that. Oh, that's cool

And that's not actually doing nice actually the water looks like and I noticed here It's not actually a stream of water. You see those gloves. It's like someone's like the stream is peeing basically. Yeah Whoa, that's so cool. Yeah, so weird. Someone said the way the water works or liquid when it falls in a stream like that. It breaks apart into droplets from surface tension as it falls. It's not like you buy that, but you don't buy that when you piss. It's not dropped. No, they're explaining. They explained it. They explained it. So we did it. The way you guys were describing it's like your dick's like a machine gun. And like, you're like, mad at the animation on the lot. I'm like, what's that?

It's like, every time I read it, you're gonna be like, I'm gonna pretend it's like soldiers down there. I was fucking a machine gun and I'm a Chris. Is it like that for women too? Maybe one of those meeting ones from the movies from a chopper. It's like, no. Like, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick I just isn't okay Anyway, you guys Just smaller flush smaller and inside yeah How do we get so far away from the topic where barber likes to be peed on apparently how do we get?

What or what that topic where she just broached that let's not start that we were talking about barber's boobs before the podcast What I was not here. I don't know see if this makes any sense barber names. You want to talk about this? Yeah, I'm a barber names a lot of girls name their boobs just for funsies I name my Mario and Luigi because Luigi is the left one so it's an L does that seem weird that you would name a female body part a male name I call my dick Shirley do you use your whole name your dick Brenda if I have you weird right that'd be very weird if I jumped a lot of red mushrooms at your chest, just go to the metal.

But I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, you were like in a romantic situation. And you said like, I'm going to whip out Brenda. But you don't refer to them when you're in a sexual act. Say hello to Tiffin. Yeah. What?

No. You don't even want to get in that situation,'t that situation right? Yeah, hey check out Kelly Kelly dot her eye with a heart That said I'm gonna name it Kelly man in honor of same Patrick's day gusty Do you see the trailer for kickass to? Yeah, I did let's talk about it once you're done with this Read this and we'll talk about okay So I want to remind everyone that this episode receive podcast is also brought to you by on it and their flagship product alpha brain

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but you take it every single day. I love it. Well, you know, that's the alpha brain. So what's the way to pronounce it before I fucking take it. What's the weirdest dream you've had? When I was playing Far Cry 3, I had a super vivid Far Cry 3 dream where I was like in the jungle, like going through like ruins and enemy camps and stuff.

Have you had a lucid dream yet? I have not had a lucid dream yet. Alan said that he had a lucid dream one time. That's all. But I have yet. I have never had a lucid dream once as a kid. Really? Yeah, but never again since I had I've been having the most mental dreams recently. I recently moved from Jeff's big house into the separate little outhouse

He has yeah the bathroom. Yeah, I had worked down on it. I got a new bed But when I was ordering the bed, I forgot to buy the slats that you put the mattress on so it basically comes with the bed Not a it doesn't buy slats separately you know you bought a mattress can you buy the frame but no slats to go in the mattress I have a bed but all I'm putting the mattress on right now is one beam along the middle and then the slats are gonna go across that beam so and I haven't like they're taking like a month to arrive because I already online because I'm done so at the moment I have to put my match on the bed and sleep directly on the middle,

like this, and if I roll over my mattress, tips like this and I slide down between the bed and the floor and the mattress, and all of my dreams have been really stressed because I'm balancing my sleep, and I found that every time I get a little bit drunk I lose my sleep balance So I'll wait I have dreams where I'm like drowning in quick sand or like try to get up And I ended up like with my face to me down in the start of a bag So I'm not gonna do this Yeah, why yeah, why not just put it on the floor? I keep tripping it in the bed. Go get some wood We go you said the ceiling go people buy some fucking like one by four.

But I do I can't just get this shit on North Austin. Well, hey, I have a car. Right. I don't know. So that comment if you get to work every day in Jeff's car. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna say you don't have a car. I do to Ikea. No, you don't say you fucking ask. No, I'm not gonna do that. I don't ask. What would happen if like a whole day goes by if nobody asks you to do anything? I'm assuming Jeff says, hey, let's go to work and you guys go to work together.

Like if Jeff didn't come, like you just wouldn't go to work that day, right? I did a cab. You would. That was all the time. Okay. Yeah. I just hear the feeling like if you, like,

we were talking about the thing about the self-centered thing before. The one complaint that I would have, I use a friend feeling like if you like we talked about the thing about the self-centered thing before the one Complaint that I would have a user friend is you never like ask anybody to do anything else because I hate Organizing stuff. I hate I would rather do nothing than get a bunch of people together to go somewhere right that like whenever We do something. I'm like hey, dad. I want me to pick me up. Yeah, I mean pick you up He's like, yeah, thanks Barb. Yeah, you know, yeah, whatever. Or not, don't, if you don't want to. But, but there's enough people in my life organizing stuff

for me to do, so I don't need to. Yeah, I'm with him on this one. They're privileged. Like, yeah, yeah, what's the point? Like the, the, the rare times we hang out, it's never me going, hey, let's hang out, guys. Or you tell them to me, it's esthagod, and hey, we should hang out.

And I'm like, go on in there. And then we hang out. Yeah, and then I show up at home, like, what's he doing here? Oh, we're hanging out, like, hey, let's hang out guys. Oh, you tell it to me. It's esth good. Hey, we should hang out and I'm like Yeah, and then we hang out. Yeah, then I show up at home like what's he doing here? Oh, we're hanging out like no, okay? Yes, that's some steak or something That's dude that steak you made the other day. I saw the photos on Twitter. You posted of your steaks very After after photo already. It's I'd yeah for out of take it All right, somebody just came with a brilliant idea for immersion. What's that? We put Gavin in the empty house with $2,000 and called a Sims immersion see how long he lives Oh my god see if he stars today. What's user was that lights himself on fire? Oh, man Mr. Vorland that is a great idea. There you go. I'm all for it Gavin alone in the house with $2,000

How long does he live think you think he pees himself and gets just fine. Absolutely, absolutely. Should we put him in a swimming pool with no ladder to get out? Can we put him in the, like when he goes to go into the bathroom, can we remove the door? Yeah, or drywall it so you can get out? I just put like one square of wall. I want to clear by the way, organizing something to Gavin is like just going to a movie would be organized

or like going out to drinks or something like that. That is organizing. So organizing. No, well, I've done some organizing recently. I had I flew Dan to America. We went to Alabama to shoot some stuff. And just to get Dan here and arrange flights and I was going back to Austin. He was going back to London and then he was going to bail fast or something.

It was probably one of the worst times in my entire life. How did you manage to survive? You were all, are they gonna make it? Are they gonna make it? That's the worst. Just by organizing one guy's travel. And I do this all the time. This is why I shouldn't be involved in organizing stuff.

I buy the wrong flights to stuff. Yeah. I bought a flight that was like the wrong day. It was the next week. I was like, ah, and then they won't refund the money. I've now got credit with that airline that I need to use up at some point. Yep. I think I booked three in credit flights.

Oh my god. I do the opposite where I will hold tickets. You can do the thing where you hold them. And then I forget to buy them and the expire and the price is always go up. Because I'm always convinced I'm gonna do that wrong. And then when I outright buy them, the dates change on me.

Oh, oh my god. That's exactly what it is. I said it all up right, and I guess my thing climbs out and I just go back in and everything's changed. And I end up buying a flight in June or something. By the way, it does, it does, guys, back this up. It does seem like buying airline tickets is way too involved, still to this day.

It's just, it's too difficult. Yeah, well, you get, because you have a lot of options. You have a lot of options. Which is good. No, I don't know. No, you have less options now that Americans buy in US Airways. Is there a lot of options. Which is good. No, I don't know. No, you have less options now that Americans buy in your steroids. Is there a way you can buy United? No, you're a certain. You know how you don't really know how full your flight is until you're there.

Right. Is there any way of just displaying the most empty flights that day? I'm just getting on one. No, that is interesting. I don't know if anything of the display the most empty flights. I would do that. I would just turn up at the airport and be like, what have you got there? I think if you check some websites like Flight Aware, they'll list the typical Like percentage full of certain flights You know, did remember when Allison's troll and I got in the car accident. Yeah, you see mr. Flight Because it was got a six car pile up On the freeway and also I was driving to the airport and I was driving Jeff's car and we got in a wreck and Jeff had wrecked my car like truck the week before so it was

like he thought it was doing as a joke and then that's your enough I did wreck his car. You convinced you'd photoshopped the photo you sent him by the way. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Yeah, but we were of a six car pile up we were the last car like it don't and we were the last car to get hit. So by that time I guess the most of the momentum had died down but we had to wait for all that stuff to go down. And this was really interesting.

Out of six drivers involved in the accident, only three of us had insurance. Jesus. And that's terrifying. So Allison missed his flight. Allison is one of our favorite people in the entire world. She runs a rain for a long time, ran Halo Waypoint. And now does other things for 343.

She's awesome. And we love her. And we almost killed her, as a result of loving her so much. And so she missed her flight to Seattle from Austin, which was booked I guess through Microsoft, booked it. So we go up to the counter at the airport and by this point it's like 6 p.m. where she's flying west, so she's a little lucky. It's like 6.30. And so we just walk right off the counter and go, she missed her flight. Can we just buy her to get to get on a flight? Because she was home nervous and the wreck and wanted to get home and all that stuff.

And they looked at it, we can get you on a flight direct, Austin to Seattle. It leaves in exactly, get a full boarding in exactly 10 minutes. So she had to run through to get to it. It was like $98 in cash. What? What? Yeah. in exactly 10 minutes so she had to run through to get to it. It was like $98 in cash. What? Yeah. I was like one way at the counter 10 minutes before the plane boards.

And it's 98 bucks. Because they just want to fill that seat. Maybe that's the way it should work. Right? Yeah. It's typically does not work. It does not work that way. Usually we try to book the day of it's like, oh, you want to fly one way the day of.

That's $1800. Yeah. Well, you can't promote that. though otherwise everyone would just be standing at the airport trying to get a cheap deal that's exactly right they would just wait like that you know although humans love to be very like meticulous and plan for no more about humans humans also like to observe humans love to procrastinate too amazing procrastinating I don't know I feel like with travel people are very

like obsessive about it. The dolphins are very punctual, oddly. What the hell was that? No, I tend to be a person who likes, it doesn't like to make a whole lot of plans when I travel, but whenever I travel with a woman, they wanna know everything and make travel plans. Sexes.

Okay, human women. Human women. Oh, by the way, speaking of... Human women. Human women. Oh by the way speaking of human women. Human women. Money and get close to the end. This is where segway ever. The kick start a goal for Shredo the Avatar is now at 997000. You should finish off right now on on live on the podcast. They're just added some stretch goals. You know I donated so I get the email updates I just saw that it a two new stretch goals The first one was pets and the second one was seasonal weather

Which one you want more? Pets yeah, you do so and those are at 1.1 and 1.2 million nice Dude, that thing hit like it like three quarters million the first day. It's pretty fast Yeah, that was crazy fat. I think my second day was like half a million already. Oh, man. You're sitting where is your Gary So yeah, there'll be a they'll be at RTX We're showing and having a little richer Gary said they'd have it playable at RTX Which seems like crazy to me that they'd have something Playable that fast. Well, maybe if nothing else. I'll have something to show

Yeah, I mean they had demo already like or they were showing off something right? Yeah, well he played it here Yeah, that's pretty cool. I was listening to the highlights on that was tax on the end of last podcast. He's really that was really interesting. Mm-hmm. What was he called Lord British? He, uh, the story I read was that, um, when he was a kid, he's to 10 summer camps. And one time you went to one in, um, Oklahoma, people said he spoke with a British accent. So he was calling him British.

It was his nickname. that he took on the the nickname Lord British. Nice. You're actually born in the UK. Oh, he looks like he moved over to the US when he was a baby. He probably did sound. But he didn't, he doesn't have an accent. Oh, wait.

His parents, I'm sure do. He was on the front pages of the BBC.com. That day. He's a good example for you guys. Trader the avatar. Yeah, if you're watching on the live stream. Yeah, we tried. When we did the live stream, we tried to have it

so he could do the demo here as we were talking, but we just couldn't get things synced up and working. So we had to pre-record it, but like he recorded it five minutes before we went live. Oh, was this was recorded in here? Yeah, I mean, he did, you know, I'm right here in front of us. That's very awesome.

I like him playing the piano. That's my favorite part. So are we allowed to say what else will be at RTX? I've got a little list here of people. That's fun. That's fun. It's playing RTX. I have. It's playing the capital. It's the capital.

So, I just backed the Explorer level. You dropped three grand. No. They had a 10 grand level where you could tour the castle. They have 11 people who backed at $10,000. 11 people. Yeah. It's very, very, very, very important franchise in a lot of people's lives.

It really is. Would you ever do a Kickstarter for Rishi? For anything. Yeah, sure. Absolutely. It all depends. I like Freddie W's model that he does, which is, hey, we're going to make this thing

help us make it even better. Like, this is what we'll do to make it even better. So we're're gonna make this thing help us make it even better. This is what we'll do to make it even better. We're gonna make this thing, we can handle this, but this is how to make it really, really- Technically, Red vs Blue Season 1 was a Kickstarter before Kickstarter existed. Yeah, a lot of early model stuff was that way. The way it worked in season 1 was if you sent a donation, if you were a super sponsor, we called it, and20 at the end of the season we'd give you a DVD So it's like you were paying for the DVD up front and you get early access to videos and then we had reward levels for different levels of

Yeah, there was a there was a Reckless sponsor which where you get the video early? That was high-response in which was 10 bucks where you get the videos slightly higher as no it was just two levels It was sponsor a super sponsor there was sponsor higher responses. Oh, you're talking about the old PHP BB Yeah, yeah, yeah, like back was right at the beginning. Yeah, we had It was sponsor and super sponsor. That was sponsor, higher responses. Oh, you're talking about the old PHPB. Yeah. The back was right at the beginning. Yeah.

We had a, I was a super sponsor by the way. We had a guy the day we started doing that. We had a guy who donated for a sponsorship $250. Wow. And we were like, whoa, so we called the guy, because his PayPal information came through with it. We called him and we said, um, Are you sure this is too much?

We're not asking for more than $20 and he said what do you say he said? That is my name is Joel Heyman. Yeah, he said that as much as I would spend if I took a bunch of my friends out To a comedy club for the night. We had drinks and stuff like that and you guys have given me a lot more laughs than one of those nights So that's how I base it on who Oh, you're like, I was cool. So we sent them some D-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. It was that dude big in the community.

It was just some random dude. Man, I don't think I, you know, this is a random dude. We had a lot of them like that. We had some people who would regularly do that, like $100, $200. And we'd be like, we'd email them like, is this right? Yeah, did you make a tie-in-bow? You pressed your zero. But I know, yeah, so people, excuse me, you know, we already talked about MakerBot being

there, who make the 3D printers. We haven't said it before, but I don't think we've said it before, but Devolver Digital is going to be there. They put Twitter about it. They published Hotline Miami. Oh, cool. And another game which escapes me right now, I'm a little embarrassed. Steve Jackson games were local, you know, game maker, Stoke Studios who make Banner Saga,

which is a fucking awesome game. Free multiplayer on Steam, you should definitely check it out. You can just download the multiplayer game for free. They're releasing a single-player game later in the summer. And to promote it, they just released a multiplayer aspect for free, so I know you can get it. And a bunch of other people, Aaron Galaxy Studios, Night Light Interactive, Osiris, and we're going to have some big announcements here, post-Pax East, that I cannot read yet,

but I'll be able to read in another week or so. Yes. So I've had a few instances recently where I've realized I'm getting older, and I'm allowed to say this, even though I'm not as old as you know, other people around. But you could say these guys. Yeah, yeah. When I was 18, I thought I was pretty old because it's like the age of...

That's so stupid, I hate hearing that. Well, when you can do all the stuff, well, you can't hear it because you need to be 21. But in the UK, you can do everything at 18, except a gay sex or something. That might be different now. Anyway. They have an age limit for gay sex. What? I think if the uh... be

maybe is a team to bomb the sixteen for regular shaggin that's alright and it was continued i'll be back uh... i can do it

cut his mic jackatilla but the other one but the best but the thing that's making me feel old recently and so there's different stages of this through life, but it used to be funny to me to go to my friends from school, Facebook profiles, and see that they're having a kid. I'd be like, you idiot, you got knocked up.

I got to kick out of that stuff. Yeah, like 19. But now, it's not funny anymore. Right, so now it's a normal age. I would have to have a kid. No, it's still funny. Really? It's still funny to me. I wish it was still funny. Yeah, yeah It's still funny to me. I

Wish it was still funny to me. Why is it still fun to you like your friends having a kid? Yeah, I had idiots fucked up Sweet too short. Oh, we do Did Esther tweet about how she had a nightmare where she had a baby and she would go Be yeah, fuck. I'm so glad that wasn't real. You should have a kid. No Absolutely not my kid. I'm a pie. You kid made a delicious pie. It's delicious. Yeah, I can make a pie better than that What kid I can make a pie better than that You haven't you walked yeah, I won't But we have a kid you spend 10 years raising it to make you a pie Make sure you're fine and then you could be like go more on

Dude, I got a leaf blower. I'm like, here's how you use this. It's like, yes. I walked out of the bathroom just before the podcast. And Tom, one of our graphic designers, was standing in the kitchen with the pile like this. And he was just looking at him like, pretty good, huh? He goes just like, where did this come from? You went to the bathroom before the podcast?

Make sure you tell Jack what that's like when he comes back. Before the podcast started, before every podcast starts, I feel like a dad. I'll say, does anybody do the podcast? Make sure you tell Jack what that's like when he comes back. Before the podcast started, before every podcast starts, I feel like a dad. I'll say, does anybody do the bathroom? Because we're about to get started. As everyone's microphone plugged in, because we're about to go. Put this enormous rock statue behind that pillow that he sits on.

Let's see if he pops on it. That sounds kind of gross. Oh, oh, she's broken. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That sounds kind of gross All right, they'll be better that way Is this a bad idea this is gonna sharpen kill him was up sticking to go up his butt He'll like he's gonna plop down on it. This is a fucking loss. It's waiting to happen. Probably so. Hey Jack, it came back. Jack, when you sit down, do you typically like throw all your way down and just pop down or do you gently sit?

Uh, no, I usually gently sit. There we go. Good idea. Jack is reconnecting. All right, I turn this on. You're back on. Move this stuff out of the way first. You know what, you guys know there are cameras that I can see everything

So you you want me you're just standing there watching the camera. I can literally hear you through the wall We're missing one now If you said you you plop down I was gonna warn you All right, you want to talk about the kick ass to trailer.. Yeah, yeah, yeah, kickass to you, man. I did not like it. Really? Yeah. Well, I thought, I thought kickass one was okay, you know.

This is one of my things. This is one of my issues with Jack. He hips the ballac sat stuff. You talked for probably four weeks about how good kickass was. You saw it earlier, but I was like, and you were like, oh, and that's so it. That was so regular goddamn movie. I was a forgettable movie.

That was Gavin's noise for a second dick, which is really Gavin is related to my chickens. I went in with low expectations and I thought it was okay. It was okay. It wasn't funny. It wasn't amazing. I wasn't even. I wasn't making it good. The first kickass, the problem with the first kickass from me, was I saw it during button

on the 24 hour movie festival thing. And so I saw it with the perfect audience and the film, the soundtrack hadn't been completed yet. So it was just like it was like all Tim's score. So it was like music from Batman and like Guns and Roses and AC DC. And it was all like this really kickass music. No. No, he's like, he's talking.

I'm looking to picture the game. I'm trying to turn that Jack lost his camera privileges since he went to the bathroom. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I can't do it. I saw the movie in the coolest version that would never exist in real life, and then with the perfect guy. So I was definitely overhyped going into it. I saw Mama and Button Amatham this year, and I had to say that Mama I thought was an excellent movie. I was recommending that everyone go see Mama. It's a horror film by, I think, Guillermo Datoro produced it. Yeah, I think so.

It's Argentinian director. And I don't know know I just never heard anything about it once it came out. It's like a TV commercial for it once or twice. It was good. If you like ghost stories mama was fucking spooky as shit. Yeah I watch it. There was another Spanish language horror movie that reminded me of that. That was similar like two or three years ago. Maybe three years ago that came out.

I can't think of it. I think also Geralt Mode Diltoro produced that one as well. The orphanage. Yeah, yeah, I saw that the orphanage. The orphanage. Yeah, that was a good one That was pretty free. I did like like pans labyrinth though. I didn't know it was a big thing. Okay, so you did like that. I felt like it was missing that spark that Kickass one had the only thing that seemed to really grab me about the guest to trailer trailer was Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey looks weird in that movie. I'm so excited to see that. He looks like he's really outside of something he normally does. And he's really invested in it.

He looks like he's off the red. He looks like a fucking lunatic. I'm glad he's doing movies again now. He had a rough patch there where he was just doing shite. But I want to see KKK2 mainly to see Jim Carrey in it. Well he's like Colonel Stars and and stripes or something like that. Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's gonna be interesting. I don't know. Also, they like the like the main villain rebranded himself as the mother fucker.

Mother. How do you cut a non red band trailer and introduce your villain? Whose name is the mother fucker? Oh, yeah, I'm called the mother and then cut. Everyone's like, yeah, it's like the die hard trailer like the PG 13 die hards that made no sense at all Well, I mean if they can put hit girl in any trailers at all of the first one What is where did she says that line? Oh girl she says to see what says like what's up you cunts? Are no okay, okay you can't see what you got. Oh my god. That's like her introduction ever wow, okay. Yeah, I love that actress. Yeah, I don't know her name

But she's awesome. She's really marretts. Yeah, she caught yet or she's still to you She's still like 15 I think 30 actually great on 30 rock. Oh, she had 30 wrong The new owner of cable town like the big guy it was like either his daughter was grand. Oh, that was her Yeah, I forgot It's miss yeah, yeah, yeah forgot I don't know if it's Wow, it's very table. Yeah, I can't Hey, what's up sir for the camera? That's they get today. They're stuck. Hey like these socks a little bullseye Wow

Wow Jack here by Jack Our or don't there we go. We go. That's good. That's good Look at that. Hello. How are you man You're too cute to solve. How many people do you have? Oh, look at that. Hello. How are you? Man, Kyle is quite close.

I can talk to him without having to think. Let's get close up of Marian Luigi. I'm so happy. I told you what to do. You went for it. I was like, this sexual harassment bug hit him. I'm a meeting like, whoa, nope, not doing that. Hey, also, thank you so much.

I have so many people asking for high fives now from me. At our TX. Yeah, well, that's your fault. I didn much. I have so many people asking for high fives now from me at our TX. Oh yeah, well that's your boy. I didn't do anything to it. What happened with high fives? Apparently Barbara puts her boob and Gavin's hand whenever they high fives. Nice. I just like, I just wing it in there.

Just wing it in there? How high fives? It's Mario. So Gavin's out coming in for high fives like this apparently. I mean, if you put a high fives up here, you're not winged. No, he won't high fives me anymore. No dude, even if I get my hand up here she'll jump she'll figure it out. So kid in there. Someone said we should have a Kickstarter to have me have a kid. Yeah someone said that we should modify the Sims

immersion where it's you and I in a house and we have to look after a kid and have been a part of it. Oh yeah that's called Gus and Gavin Killababy. Yeah. Chloe Grace Moritz is what people are. So yeah, some people have also been mentioning, we haven't brought the fact that Saints Row IV or Saints Row IV got announced. Saints Row IV was a surprise. Yeah, they came out of nowhere.

That was a evolution shut down when T.H.C. went under. They got purchased. Well, the thing is about it, the engine is obviously exactly the same. It's basically a big DLC. Well, they said that there was rumors that there was some canceled Saints Row III DLC. Well, they said that like there was rumors that there was some cancelled Saints row the third deal. Yeah, they said it was cool enter the dominatrix. Right that they were just gonna rebrand that but

This looks like it's more than just that DLC. It's like they it's definitely the same engine But it looks like there's like superhero powers now. Yeah, there's like so much more It's it's clearly they've had to they just lost their deadline on the DLC and had time to just flesh it into a brand new game I decided and it like that's one of the cutiest video games you've ever seen. Every shot is like half a set. But every hashtag in is fucking awesome. It's the kind of trail you have to watch. Kind of like a lost trailer for the season finale or something.

But there's a moment where it's like, do it all the letters. It's S. And I think at some point it goes, oh, we missed a letter there. Let's do that again. It starts to really miss the O and Rowe. Oh, lot of that let's do that again It's not really funny. Oh and row. Oh they did St. Louis I love like I played St. Row one and two and they were okay I never really was. St. Row one was great

But St. Row the third was one that was one of my favorite games that year that came out It was really good. I've actually I'm still I'm still playing it But every now and then I'll boot it up and I'll still play it's I still laugh like a maniac every time I play that game It's one of those games though because I'm when I play a game I don't look much at graphics. I look at the physics because I'm really into rag bell physics and the way a Body moves when you run into it with a car and the engine was better in the first two games They changed the engine it was havoc and then they changed it to some custom thing, say, 3-3.

And it's the same with the Sassant's Creed, where the first game in the series is the best physics. And I get annoyed when they change it. Nope. Man, you wouldn't even know it. But Sanctuary 3 has Barnum. The third. Sanctuary 3 has the best vehicle of any video game in it.

And I mean, I love the word hog. But that V-TOL, hovering, playing, you get at the end of the game is just like the best. You get that whole hop. That VTOL jet motor cycle, where it's like, you can do that with the same thing much smaller. The specter, is it? I think it's what's called.

Yeah, and that thing is fun. Because that's two modes, the hover mode, and then you press B, and it's like, geez, and it's like, fly off. So, let me ask you this, is this the closest window of time that has ever existed for a Saints Row game and a Grand Theft Auto game? Yes. Because they push Grand Theft Auto back.

Wasn't Saints Row the, Saints Row one that came out right around a GTA game, wasn't it? Didn't. It was a GTA 3, GTA 4. No, I think it was like San Andreas or something. 2006, wasn't it? GTA 3, GTA 4. No, I think it was like San Andreas or something. 2006, wasn't it? Saints first. One. Alright, make your bets, you're going to have to look up the release date.

Did Saints first come out of the original Xbox? Yes. No, no. I thought it was 36. That's not more like that. It was the original Xbox. Yeah, I died with the demo on the 360. I played a crap out of the demo.

It was 2006. So it had been GTA 4. This is like a week or two before GTA 5 comes out. Which I'm very curious. I'm not sure that I'm here. I'm probably in the minority when I say I think I'm more excited for Saints Row 4. Really? I'm most about GTA 5 easily.

I'm a big Saints Row. I've seen the poster for GTA 5. Apparently it looks like Kate Upton a whole lot. Yeah, it looks like it was not her. There was like a comparison photo on Reddit. Barbara, were you getting that when you first came out? Oh yeah, people were questioning you. Is this a straight-order?

Yeah, we can try to play the role right now. But those who were watching. Look, every single thing is starting. What was that? So apparently, you got a bit of a white house in the form. The climatic chapter of the saga. It was a change. It's like Maddener Conclusion.

Oh, the rules. Yeah. What? The Goody Eyes cop is amazing. And appropriate. Yeah, apparently the tag was this was from the crack house to the white house. That guy got kicked in the nuts and he went to the moon.

I know. I can't wait to look at him. I look at him. We the letters coming up. S-A. They did they missed out the end. Yeah, that's the end. Hold up.

I think we might have missed a left. I love it when video games have really good sense of humor. It's such a tongue-in-cheek series. That's like so great. You can get a crap. That's one of the things I love about Portal 2. What was the game for a while? What was the animal game that was kind of like this?

That veil? It was an animal? Like, 8 was APB or something? Oh yeah, APB. Yeah, yeah. What are you looking at, buddy? Then it came back as APB reloaded. He's looking to see GTA release states. Oh, yeah, what are you looking at buddy? Then it came back as APB reloaded. He's looking to see GTA release dates

You exactly what I'm doing. Yeah, it would be had a really cool feature in it where if Something happened like let's say you're playing the game and something cool happened You could hit a button on your keyboard and it would buffer and capture the last 30 seconds of what happened in the game I think we're in the title for on the PC does that. Yeah,. Or like it has like this like a 30 second PC on it. All of the PC GTAs had an Insta Replay. Really? Yeah, GTA 3 had it I think. Not very evolved, but you could go back and see what you just did.

Well, it's crazy to me because it's like a name and mode. There's a lot of variables coming from many different. We get a lot of gamefails submitted from PC versions like Rantavato and stuff because you can re-cam it. That's always fun. You see a lot of those wild things, the cars. Like have you seen all the GTA ice mods? Is that what it is?

Where people have worked on the engine and GTA 4 or made it insane, like incredibly realistic? It's really, really badass. That's not true. Both Saints Row 2, sorry, don't rub back. You're not that sorry. No, that would be true. Saints Row 2 was released in 2008

and so was Grand Theft Auto 4. So what was St.Tro 1? St.Tro, hold on, I'll back to you from that. So St.Tro 2 was released October 14th, 2008 and Grand Theft Auto 4 was April 29th. So it was... It was just a few months. Six months apart. So it would happen again, almost the exact same way this year because Grand Theft Auto 5 was supposed to come out in May and they pushed it back to October

September September. Yeah, yeah, and that affected a lot of things too I think that even affected like I think last of us got pushed right after that No, last of us is in May still I think yeah, but I push back like two or three weeks I know look at games so differently But I'm excited about games now because I can see them being good for videos But when GTA 5 comes out, I'm thinking how many things to do's in GTA 5? We do someone pointed out the shred of the avatar kick sergeant's beaches goals

It did while we were talking about it. Congratulations. It was not Bernie Burns. I didn't want to donate that much No, just me who talked about it shit It was not Bernie Burns didn't want to donate that much. No, just me who talked about it shit That's awesome. Yeah, yeah, just fun to go out Potalarium come see the game at RTX July 6th 6th and 7th 2013. It's awesome So I was saying the in-state for you start as the president of the United States You're gonna go video game ever mr. President should spark We got a captain bitch all right, it's right. What voice do you pick zombie?

What for your own dude? Yeah, I think what what is that sound like? Every time people are talking to him No idea anybody dialogue the main character, but they have really long discussions Yeah, you're driving along with it. Yeah, everyone else try acts like they understand it like oh, yeah That's right. You're crazy. It's like please take it sound by it and send it to me for my ringtone I saw your video where they were playing Santa Ria like they're singing along the Santa Ria He's like, oh, I'm about it. It's a centa it's another song. It's a blind song, but it's not centa Ria Wow, but yeah, I sentauri and I think. Wow. But yeah, Centauri.

I always pick the Cockney English voice. It makes sense for you. You can enable subtitles for the zombie, but you don't have to. That was one of the funny things about Centauri 1, is that your character was dead silent until you beat the final boss of each gang. And he would say something really profound at the end of each one. And on one of the gangs, he was saying something about like something really irrelevant like the fashion of the the woman's shoes or something.

They're not in season. It's really funny. Man, you know, I've never actually played a same throw game all the way through. You're a idiot. I've never played seriously fun. That's what I've heard nothing would go to. I've never played it. Anybody who's in here?

I want to be fun for St. Patrick's Day. Anybody? I went and saw my nephew in Round Rock. Yeah, but nobody cares about that. I've heard nothing would go to what I never played it anybody I Went saw my nephew in round rock. Yeah, but nobody cares about that All right, I'm sorry that I answered the question the Bernie just asked Wow, the honest today's question was no Yeah, yeah, I'm going Gavin the answer was no I got extremely sunburn for St Patrick's Day Wow Yeah, what are you doing don't do that. I know I was okay last year and then What I got that's what they're singing Yeah, guys is gonna play the some one. Let's see if I can get to it

Zomping jump. No, no This is not a video we can't hear it. Oh, you suck dick Oh, do suck dick. Oh Dude, it's fucking got him. All right You play the whole game like this. Oh, yeah, that was to go. Oh, no, it was also in my character Also was make it the entire time You know there's a Oh, speed of galaxy quest from way earlier in the podcast. That was old a focus What's the point? Oh, we're talking about what galaxy quest there is a an alternate audio track with

From aliens from galaxy quest and like the squid looking things You can listen to the entire movie with their subtitles or with their audio track. And then at one point in the movie, they actually speak in the proper voice in its English. Oh really? Yeah, they like it's a lot better for that one. That's cool, buddy. So, they do that with a lot of stuff. I think a lot of the elites in Hayla would just English backwards, wouldn't they?

Yeah, it was, like what like, what was, uh, the wart wart wart? It's something. Yeah, yeah, I, we talked about it once in the podcast for voice. It's Sergeant Johnson saying, go, go, go, but reverse that it comes out as wart wart wart. So what other games are you looking forward to? Well, here's a war. Judgment comes out tomorrow.

Tomorrow. What are we going to play at packs? What's, what are we we gonna play a packs? It's like anything big. They're gonna have no I'm gonna play Assassin's Creed for it packs That's gonna be there. Yeah, yeah So by a shock infinite comes out next week. Mm-hmm. Does it really yeah? That I'm so fucking excited for I'm still playing like I did finally this week and I binge on heart of the swarm Like crazy. I've been played so much fucking starcraft

Surprise I'm every dream about that um we talked about doing a hard of the swarm let's play but it's one of those things where it's like that we should we should do a hard of swarm let's play and it should be all of a cheap 100 against me like like seven on one in a starcraft man I played a lot of starcraft too and I think Ryan played a lot of Starcraft 2. Oh, I'm proud of Ryan. Yeah, no, no, no. I mean Ryan, we're all in the same room. I'm really in the big room. Man, I would love to play that. I would love to go to really old school and play like a Warcraft 2. That'd be fun.

One time at the old buta office, Bernie was talking crazy shit about Starcraft to me. Oh really? And I went out and I bought two copies and I was like, fuck it, let's do it right now. Right here. The game lasted like three minutes Jesus nice fucking destroyed it means like any uninstall that was like let's never do this It was like before we could I don't think we had before cameras We didn't we didn't own a camera For the no need film like I think I was one capture card. I fucking destroyed him. It was brutal.

I don't think he said a word to me the rest of the day. Was this after you got hemorrhoids by sitting on your cardboard? Oh yeah, that was here. That was forever. What race do you play? So I play whatever. I'll play whatever. I think typically I'll play Terran.

I think in that game I was Terran. You do really, you get really minched off the bunny of games. I'll take it back. I was jerking that game. That's why I beat it. I I've been talking about that quick. I want to think about last podcast how a brain will just like rage all the time No, I've seen one of the first experiences I had with you was in Halo 2 What should you just rage quit in the middle you actually rage quit? You were like no, I'm out now This is this sucks guys and like you would you be on midship, but they just kept it off lagging. You just go You get really stop me. I'm gone. Well, so we get arguments with people

Like lobby one of the first experience I have with Gavin was somebody said something about and they could tell them for his fucking big fat lawyer Had on his big fat head. It was some I don't want to call anybody out on the podcast But I was like I know it may like I've reached quit in Minecraft more than anything else I play right now. Like, I'll play online with Joel. Like, I jump on his server on it. I talk about it. And like, it'll be those things. I'll be, I'll have like tons of stuff in my inventory walk around.

And he's like, what happened? I'm like, what are you talking about? Do you do this? And then I'm like, oh, look at Creeper. Do you do, and now I'm dead. What, and then I get so pissed off, like, fuck it. I'm done. Can you do that all the time? but what is the purpose of our let's place is it to win or is it to making decent video I just change people I'm saying I'm saying ours like I play through it like okay whatever else

Well now maybe that was time to do it salt dude I used to really pissed off there's one I definitely calm down there's one Minecraft let's play we did where I just didn't use jack's video I didn't cut from once because he was just off and on his I was like yeah, it's gonna be fun and you immediately guys like we're fucking with me like well fuck it I'm done and then I was like ran off into my own thing. I said you can give it out jack But you can't take it back. So we don't give it out. This thing. I never give it out. I just received constantly You're okay. I just keep getting shit on. I don't deliver shit. You're a catcher, not a pitcher.

Exactly. I could shit on constantly. He said it. Thank you. Thank you. I was at, during the Salvas Games, I went to the panel that Lydia from Minecraft put on. And it was super packed. You know, tons of people in the audience. And there were so many people in the audience on laptops playing Minecraft. That's funny. As they were listening to the pain. Yeah. Why? I don't know, but it was it was really weird to see like what they were listening to. Was there a panel going on in Minecraft and they were walking up there was no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no been a game where you can play where you can play that video game in the game. Our game. Yeah, second life has some stuff like that.

Or what's the same place in the same type something like PlayStation home. Yeah, you go play games. And you know, honestly, you take all of PlayStation and not call out game room on the Xbox, which was basically a way to play classic retro arcade games and our television games. But then they blared in this thing

We had to go make a fucking game room to do Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's like please dark I know the thing most people just didn't do that because they couldn't figure out the the Interface I gave up on it I tried and it was like I can't figure out how to do this Can I tell you it was actually really really good? Because the way you would get achievements in game room, like the meta game for the smaller games, was like you would earn these medals and you would do it. There was like three main categories. One was score, one was, I'm trying to think of one, but the one I liked the most was

staying alive the most amount of time. Like if you could play two straight minutes, three lives, two straight minutes of scramble, they got your bronze. If you could play four straight minutes, it was a silver, really six straight minutes, it was a gold. It was to play six minutes of scramble was fucking impossible. I mean, it was like, or was like, some levels like, wow, where arcade games really that hard,

where you put a quarter in and you were playing for like six minutes and you were amazing at the game. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, I think most people like abandon the game room just because it was it was a difficult interface. I couldn't figure it out. It is funny how like arcade games, like how how difficult

they were. I mean, like someone's been talking about like super like ghost and ghouls or whatever or go. Oh my god. Fuck that game. Fuck that game, dude. Oh, I'm stupid Nintendo. Fuck it.

Well, it wasn't arcade game originally, but yeah. I was it was the one where you were. You were the man. And then you get whacked and you're in your underpants. Yeah, yeah I played the character in Marvel versus Capcom He's a little dude He gets his health all the way down like regular smidge his armor pops off I think because that was one of the when you're a kid you have a set amount of games for your system And you just play all those games and you rotate them out

And I'd have friends over and we just played the first level of Super Ghouls and Ghosts where it was. That's what I thought that'd out toward graveyard. I'm pretty sure I'd only got to the end of the first level every time. I think I've got four ship ones. There's a ship level on level two or something. No, I think that's like four. You're getting into the town.

We're in a town climbing up the buildings. Oh, fuck that, fuck that level. Fucking things are throwing towards us. So I don't think I ever finish that game No, you know what the worst part is He's gonna fucking kill you. You know happens when you finish go some goblins start over right? Yeah, it says oh We're just kidding. This isn't the real person to do it again harder. What yeah, you don't get the ending until you do it twice Really?

In the same game same game again just harder and it's already fucking super hard to begin with Dude the big fuck you fuck that was one of those games where it was one of the first games where you could like change out your weapon. Yeah. You could you could you could. You could land to it. Yeah, like a fire in the in the acts or in the swords and it was like someone was just lousy.

But it was a game like contra way if you walked over the wrong one. Yeah, like a pitley weapon phrase. Yeah, you can fire which is like the old spinning thing. Yep. Like you have your spread your rapid fire And then it's like the oh laser the one that killed me in game room. Maybe we played utopia Yeah, I remember that right. That was a funny. Yes. It's online. I think that was like a precursor to the lets place Yeah, but we're just we called it game time. Yeah, I was that before achievement hunter. Oh, I guess no It was actually here's bullying. One of the first let's plays we did that we didn't know, I guess we didn't have the

terminology of let's play about then, but Jeff and I did an achievement guide in Watchmen, Oh, yeah. Some crappy thing where we're just trying to get a achievement. Oh, yeah. And I was like, I just wiped out the mic. So we're gonna let's do live audio. And that's what we called it.

We just put it live audio, but that was thing one of the first videos that was a let's play on the on the receipt channel. So how do you define a let's play? You're playing the game while commutating live live audio live audio. Yeah, that's important. Okay. Well, Ragequits live audio. I would take you just playing the game without a goal. Mainly is the thing or it's like you can say is a let's play. You know, you can have a goal. Someone pointed out that Catherine has a mini version of the game in the game. And that game actually reminded me that that's a fucking hard game to like that game makes

me think of like Ghost and Goblins and yeah, in games like that. Fuck that game. No, Catherine. The mini game inside of Catherine. Oh, yeah. Well, it's basically something we move the block around. Yeah. Okay, I have a question for the bunny.

Go. Because you have a kid. I mean, anyone here as a kid. Yep, that we know of That's true So say your kid survived something really All right, people we kids hate this. I want I once read about a Baby who was sat there's a block of flats Go ahead what would you call it apartments? Okay? There's a block of flats Go ahead. What would you call it apartments?

Okay, okay kids falls off a balcony and he lands on his nappy. What do you call nappy again? There you go. I refuse to say that so stupid word Yeah, I'm so much better Yeah, so you also call falling Skyshlips So this kid falls about 10 stories off a balcony Right and he lands in a sitting position on his nappy

It absorbs all of his fall Explos like he lands and it goes and the kids survives. Yeah, so his shit breaks as far as that shit It was just air rushing into the nappy and exploding and decelerating him enough. We didn't break his back and all that stuff So your kid is basically a Miracle child it fell ten stories in a live. Call me Mr. Glass. Would you now be super protective of that kid? Or would you be like, this kid can survive anything.

Go out, go and do what you're going to do. Anything like a football. Okay, or is it relevant to you because superstition is toilet. No, can I perfectly honest? Yeah. Perfectly honest. If the kid were to die, it would be a horrible tragedy in everybody's life. If the kid survives, I have to admit you would have to deal with the embarrassment of I let my kid walk around on a fucking balcony of a 10-

Yeah, and maybe old underwear and diaper. Well, yeah, well, like people would be okay criticizing you because the kid lived. If the kid died, it's a horrible topic. Then it would be like a horrible tragedy, then shit happens. But then if the kid lives, then people would go, like, what the fuck, why are you letting your kid like that smile out? It's so much to get penalized more

because the kids survived. No, it's just okay. Like you would never like blame somebody because the kid, you know, died or whatever. No, but if anything happens, people they say like, you see your kid and you instantly connect and all that stuff. And that's true, but definitely it's like, if something happens, Pile say like, you see your kid, and you instantly connect and all that stuff. And that's true, but definitely it's like,

if something happens to your kid, you have a visceral reaction to it. And I can say probably the best example that is, there's been times where I have done something dumb and hurt one of my kids, you know? Like an accident, right? Yeah, like an accident. Like you're pushing my bike,

and then you're like, let them go, and they fucking flip shit, and then wrapped up up in the bike and you feel terrible about it. You feel terrible about it. You feel it in your mind because you have a shitty kid. But I was just kidding. Well, I did a thing once which if I talk about it, it'll make me like tens up and cringe. Really? I know this story. Yeah, I think you have told those before.

Yeah, I was. I was got off the teller. He was JDG was Jack at the time was a was a baby just a Mexican baby Jack Bearded baby I was cutting his fingernails. Oh no, this is the story I heard them. Quick, quick, quick. And I cut the end of his finger off. Oh! Like, I just like, probably was like, just enough to take it down later as he were just starting to bleed. And I was like, and it was like a big flap. And I was like, and he goes, like, he's a baby, baby.

And he was like, do that. And then he just far away on the, what's the end? And then I see blood and all that stuff. And I cut his finger on the end. And I just felt like, it was, I felt like the lowest form of life. I just felt terrible about it. Crazy thing about it was though. I the lowest form of life I just felt terrible about it crazy thing about it was though I took that little flap and I just mushed it

back into place and I held it there I think for like 30 seconds this is not a joke dude it was healed kids will heal dude it was it's not bleeding it won't be annoying you couldn't see the superhero yeah it was pretty fucked up it's like it's like landing on your diary it's like the ten year old he decapitated himself and they put his head back on it fixed. Oh, and he had to do that too. Wait, what? Yeah, you heard about this kid who is go-cutting, right?

Yeah, partial decapitation. Internal decapitation. Yeah, like the bone is all broke. Yeah, he basically flipped his dough down. I don't remember talking about that. And his head came off, but he was forever gone. It was held in place while the gubbins in his neck. The gubbins?

And they just plonged it back on and everything was like, everything worked together. He was paralyzed and they unparallized him. I put his head back in his neck. The gubbins? And they just plonged it back on and everything was like, everything worked together. He was paralyzed and they unparallized him. I put his head back on his neck. And if he was like 25, he'd be dead. Or paralyzed. Or paralyzed from the neck. But I don't think I should ever own a kid just for moments like that where I don't want to be upset

by the damage that I could do to a kid. No, we got to. Well, you wouldn't, that's a go-kart. It is a big responsibility. Well, I'm 30, I'll have a kid. Our kids are terrible Like they cannot sustain themselves for like a good three or four years Yeah, I can't what we were saying this recently humans are crap who an elephant can shit out an elephant

And we'll stand up and walk about right and just be an elephant this small No to stop growing That's the problem. No, but it's true It's like but like a human baby. It's fucking Dispenseless and it's noisy as shit. How did these things make it through evolution? Yeah, they're terrible Every sick have we devolved in that way let it become more crap and let's be honest. Let's be honest straight up talk Babies look delicious if I If I was a president out there would, if I had a baby's

and friends around there, and I had chosen to eat jack or eating a baby or a nice fresh, full of baby. Yeah, but there's like, like nothing to them. What's that? It's like an hors d'oeuvre. Yeah. I'm picking a blanket. Yeah.

But it would be, it would be really ridiculous. It's like, by the way, is the video of the bird that picks up a baby, is that fake? It's fake heard. It was fake. It's like an art school thing. But it's pretty well done. Yeah, it's very, very good. Visual effects student. Because they didn't overdo it. It's always the reaction that makes you, that makes people overdo it. In fact, if you ever wanted to sell a hoax video, the best thing you should do is immediately point the camera away from whatever is happening. Yeah. That's everyone's reaction. I saw a video one time. It was a compilation of people

dropping the camera. It's like chlorophyll. It was a compilation of people dropping it's like chlorophyll to awesome Oh, no, no, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, it was like someone found footage I think on the youtuber somewhere people dropping cameras and every time the camera would hit They would cut to someone else picking it up and they just kept dropping the cameras over and over It's a fantastic video. I think it's on Vimeo. Yeah, it's a pretty cool pretty cool idea for a video It tells you a narrative through people dropping cameras. Why is all the good stuff on Vimeo? Well, interesting stuff on Vimea. All the artistic stuff.

Well, there's less noise. It's less stuff to find. On that note, I want to say that in two weeks, we're going to do podcast 212, which coincidentally releases on April 1st, which is the 10th anniversary of RISP. And we're going to be doing a location podcast from a secret location that we're not going to announce yet.

So podcasts two and two, on April 1st and two weeks will not be at the normal time. It will be at 2pm Texas time on April 1st, and it will also be available to everyone, not just sponsors. I did not know about this. What day is that? It's Monday. It's a Friday. It's a Friday.

I have no idea what the hell is going on. So on Monday, April 1st, at 2 p.m. Texas time, we'll have a special location edition of the podcast that is going to be live, video streamer both to everyone and not just sponsors. Are we minus 5 GMT now? Yes, it's the weird window where daylight savings has happened over here, but not in Europe. Yeah, people can fucking look it up.

Type Texas time in a Google to figure it out. Standard time. It's all daylight time. I actually enjoyed the last location podcast we did. We may have some more information next week, or I don't know if we're going to tease it. Maybe tease it. Maybe tease it. Maybe tease it.

Maybe tease it. Or if we. We'll be at PAX next week. We'll be at PAX this weekend. This weekend. Should I retweet somebody just tweeted the Vimeo link? Should I retweet it so I don't see. Hey, I'm going to give the audience shit a lot of times for stupid stuff on Twitter. But you guys, after last week's podcast, we were talking about a wrestling video.

Just think me out. And Jack and I could not find it. We tried so long. So do we have it in the video? And we actually got it because somebody, like a bunch of people just figured out what we were talking about It was really funny, and I showed it to Gus Last week, well just look at I can look it up on YouTube if you guys want to see it I mean we spent the end of the last book so we're gonna wrap up here soon

I'm warning you right now make a baby's look delicious shirt Gus the the phrase you want to look for is sting in the skies How's that weird know i hate babies that's not like an opera that's it right there so yeah it's first one so there's that there's a restaurant thing who wears of like face paint and somebody in the crowd has a thing that and i guess of the dude at all

here care and High five people all their dudes at oh Oh, the chair the chair and So it's the rest of sting and what a fucking great The rest of his white face print on with black lines and something the crowd stands up and hits another Ruster with a chair and he's wearing a sting mask and they zoom in on the guy to see like who's this guy in the sting Massage him. Yeah, I whipped off the mask and it's a sting mask He whips up and got it's sting with the thing face paint on under his mask it's like a ghost mass

yeah that was the best if you had a mask exactly of your face or your face it's kind of like uncanny valley territory where it looks almost good enough to be real but it is and then you whip it off and you whip it off and it's fine but that we are disturbing window of disturbing this alright what else do I talk about?

Barbara and I were hanging out today. We were looking at cosplay stuff. We were talking about some immersion stuff. And we were going to cosplay photos. And we found people who cosplayed his borderlands and they made their faces look cel-shaded. It was awesome. It was pretty fucking cool. Like they had a guy that had handsomed Jack. I saw a handsomed Jack in real life. Yeah, in real life. They did make themselves look so sure. I've seen people with makeup make themselves look wide eyed and anime like. Yeah, there's Russian girls.

Yeah, they make themselves look like Barbie. And it looks, it looks normal as a photo. It looks photoshopped. But as soon as you see in a video and they're looking around, it's like, how do they do that? Yeah. There is I think a Russian girl who is like transformed herself to look like an anime character.

Have you seen her? She had like surgery to like widen her eyes and... Is every background behind her like lines coming? Yeah. It's gonna be. Moving. So the video we were talking about... The video we were talking about is a video called Oops. It was posted two years ago.

And it won the winter of the experimental category on some Vimeo thing. One of those popular videos on YouTube. Or excuse me, you want to those popular videos on Vimeo? I One of those popular videos on YouTube, or excuse me, you want those popular videos on Vimeo. I love that. 5,000 views. No. Can you answer? No.

It only has 4,000 likes. Who knows on Vimeo, how many views it has? I love when people repurpose other content. Like, like, like, like, reverse is blue. Well, like, I mean, that are like, like, like, girl talk. But I mean, there's actually, I've seen a thing, someone a girl talk where someone took music from YouTube, like different single music tracks and made full songs. They actually made a whole album out of using audio samples from YouTube

clips and then like just resampled them in different order and I'm bound to be a link somewhere that I'm sure someone in our RT podcast hashtag will find for us, but cool. I'm too lazy to look for it right now. Anything else you want to cover before we wrap it up? I did retweet that Do you want to talk about I should feel like I should talk about Being on live-prod girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, so came out this week finally that was Did you watch it? No, I know I watch a lot of it, but it's like I watch it a little bits and pieces So who else is it Milano that as it edits that yeah, Milano. She is an amazing editor. It was it was it was a Fits of timing second time I've done that now too. Oh

The first time they lost footage. They had a camera that went down so they lost one hole. It was really funny. Yeah, it was brutal It was tough. It's always sitting down with them. It's just like we had it on us. We had it on the RISCHT channel on YouTube We had it on the RISCHT channel on YouTube. We had it featured over the weekend. I don't know if it's still there It might be but if not you go to youtube.com slash live food girls and check it out. Yeah. Yeah, you should definitely go check it out. The funny issue you watch.

There's also bloopers and extra footage and all that stuff, too. How long did you record? Are they going to be at RTX this year? Hopefully. Hopefully. We recorded for like an hour and a half. Really? And then, well, I want to announce our guest.

Somebody else that we really like, another friend of ours, who the audience would probably recognize, also with that day after me. We all got pumped for that game essentially, but then they had us on the next week. So. So it's like a reverse Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah, you know, exactly right.

We got a pump from Matt Damon, and it's supposed to vice versa. And a lot of people, a lot of people like, I guess, took Umbridge with the joke about my divorce, which at this point is two years old, you know, I mean, it's been, you talked about actually like plenty of times too. Yeah, and I think it's, and I've been dating actually for six months now. Maybe it's people who don't keep up with the podcaster community. Yeah. Steve's eyes. I think it's one of those things, too, where we just started to recently talking about it.

Steve's eyes are crazy Yeah, what's the name of that dog? That's rocket rocket or paisley paisley. Yeah, I know there's two dogs There's two dogs. I think it's the later one. I don't know why I'm yeah, but they they basically specialize in doing super super awkward What are people saying about that comment? Definitely just it first of all they thought like that I wasn't okay with it I can people really took it was just a good sign that people took the. First of all, they thought that I wasn't okay with it. People really took, which is a good sign, that people took the awkwardness of the video

as completely and totally genuine that we didn't like each other, know each other or anything like that, which is that they were interviewing me and they talk about really awkward stuff, you know what I mean? And you just, it's great for me. Milana tells me.

That's poop. Yeah, that one, by the way way that went on for fucking ever. You're having a poop on your face. Yeah, did they do the thing with a pink paper on my face and all that? It's like an extra. Okay. And I talked to me or what got cut and what got in the video. But it was it was a ton of fun.

Steven Milana are hilarious and you should go check out those stuff. And Milana does, she does a lot of other stuff too. Steven is actually a photographer. She has a photographer studio where she takes a lot of other stuff too. Stevie's actually a photographer. She has a photographer studio where she takes a lot of headshots and stuff. And Melana was just recently in a Jake and a Mirror video. Like she's in a recent run that they had on there. She works with the crowd. She's a number of people alive.

Yeah, she did the, the broke back lesbian mountain. She had a lesbian mountain. Which was the premise of which she did broke back mountain was about girls. Nobody would care. No one would say, yeah. I wish I could. No, don't. Everyone's like, stop. I think I think I'm in love with her. I was like, we're cool with that. That's true. That's really fun. It's your time on the mountain if they want it and stuff like that. Yeah, but they're really funny. But yeah, it's like I appreciate people coming to my

defense, I guess, but it's totally not necessary. That's fine. We deal with things with humor, and that's how we move on. That's how we deal with it. But everybody's totally fine. I said this before in lots of different places. I got divorced, what's summer or two years ago. So we're coming up on two years.

And so it's one of those things that happens, and everybody moves on. Everybody's a lot happier now and life goes on as it tends to do sometimes, but you know, you gotta be able to laugh about stuff. Hey, so you were on Tosh.0 last week. Oh, we just talked about that because we did not submit that video and they labeled it as a viewer video.

Like we just got contacted one day, we knew that was coming actually, we just didn't know when. They contacted us and said we wanna show one of your videos and we knew that they weren't we just didn't know when uh... they contacted us and said we want to show one of your videos uh... and that we knew that they were going to show the whole thing and we also knew that they would they specifically said they weren't going to mention us as rishuji essentially they

was would call out to the knock it is a who we are i think we asked a really like we asked if they were going to cut out our slate to stuff because that's the first thing everybody does when they post a video they cut out the slate's about uh... which made it visit rishuji dot com and all that so you know whatever it is what it is I mean there's a lot of shows both on television and Online that are based on taking other people's content and putting it up. So it's just you know Yeah, we actually had a fan come up recently and like the mom of the fan was like oh, I saw you on touch point

Oh talking to Jeff, which we are not. There's still zero tours, no tours, the office. We still have people thinking there's tours going on. There's no tours. Well, here's another way to think about it with the audience. It actually is, I mean, I kind of like to poke fun sometimes, but this is actually something that we have said on here before when we want to try to communicate something.

We got to know how to do that. And literally, the day we said, apologetically, we can't have any more tours at the office because we're working on Ruby, we're working on some other secret projects at four. We have four different projects going on. No, no, I'm saying we have four tours at a day. Yeah, but we got a bunch of different projects going on here

at the office, four different projects actually that we haven't talked about yet. Or one we've kind of mentioned. That day, we had like Reddit threads about, let's go take tours at the Rusey's office and people in the third were going, why would they, no, they just sit on the podcast. No, Dr. Tours. Actually, I jumped into that thread. I was like, no, we are not accepting tours right now. I was like, like, well, you know, we check those occasionally to see what's going on, but a stuff like that is like, okay,

listen, no, sorry, you know, we trust us. We hate saying this stuff because this stuff because we think it does sound like asshole and you're really bad because there's someone there at the door and like I'm sorry I can't you think I'm sure you're right you can come to lobby you know it can find that when you are featured on TV your Twitter just went mental let me tell you something here real fast let me interrupt this I can tell you obviously you need to go to the bathroom I'm trying to wrap shit up for you why Why the fuck are you asking more questions? You're trying to prolong the conversation. Now I wanna go. Now I'm gonna go. Please give us the most detailed answer possible.

He's fidgeting. He's like switching his phone. I wanna force you to end it. And that's it. I had already tried to end. So it does seem like though, even though saying something, all even thing the word makes you think like,

then we're talking about it, puts it like, I had a guy on Twitter, I see see you on it, guys. He's like, do you guys, so people can come to the office and take tours. We can just come to the office where we want to take tours and I said no you can't do that. It's like we're really busy right now. Sorry. And I thought that's what you were trying to tell us on the podcast.

I said, Rebecca said, you literally could not have thought that. It's possible for you to think that's what we're trying to tell. I mean we love it, but we've hit a point now where there's just so much stuff going on that we cannot let people go through just because the amount of stuff we literally have out that we're just working on. Yeah. And it's one of the things if you want to see us come to RTX, like we're all going to be at RTX, we'll be up in the next 16th and be awesome. Like the convention center.

We're there to meet. We'll go and shake your hand, we'll take photos, we'll sign whatever the hell you want. And it's not like we don't want to give tours to us, we actually like giving tours to it. Part of the first RTX was doing it. It's just that right now we're working on stuff we can't photos, we'll sign whatever the hell you want. And it's not like we don't want to give tours, we actually like giving tours part of the first rx was doing it. It's just that right now we're working on stuff so we can't, so we have to put that information on it. So we do.

Yeah, but it is your question. We love our hands. Love our hands. We love our hands. We love our hands. Now, let's give you a few questions. This is, we actually have one of the things we haven't talked about yet is like the next couple days

we actually have TV networks here in the office. We have a TV network that's here. Spoiler. For a show, yeah, well done. Care, I mean, for a show we're working on, which we talked a little bit about for, TV networks here in the office. We have a TV network that's here. Spoiler. A show. Yeah, well done. Careful. I mean, for a show we're working on, which we talked a little bit about for,

but some other stuff too. They're here for the next couple of days. And I thought it was good timing to be on Tosh.0 because we've never done stuff really officially with TV. And so I can tell you that every time the fucking show air, sorry, called Tosh.0 fucking, thank you for promoting your videos, every time the fucking show air, sorry, called, Toshba No Fucking, thank you for promoting our videos. Every time that fucking episode airs, I know about it,

because I get blasted with people who see it for the first time. I had that exact same thing, there's a show in the UK called Rude Tube, where they show YouTube stuff that's kind of a bit saucy later night. And I think that show's been, I've been on it twice in two different episodes. I think they've each been repeated about eight times and I get lost with tweets every time. Because people watch TV apparently. I think you don't know. No, I don't know.

What about you? You want a night show? You want a J-Linux? I was on J-Linux. Did you need to take down for your video? No, everyone else does though. What about you? People keep you in the way where they think it's like... Oh, let's keep going.

We can go from Gavin's explode. No, yeah, I'm done. And my blood is like 99%. All right, also, you never know how people are going to discover your stuff. So it's always a good thing. And that's our approach to TV right now is that we really feel like people who watch videos online

don't necessarily watch videos on TV and vice versa. People watch TV don't watch stuff online. So it's just a way to reach new people, which I obviously have been proven with this glass round to be it on Tosh.0. So thank you to the producer to Tosh.0 for featuring our video. Feel free to send us a check on our video. All right.

We went back. Thanks for watching everyone. We'll see you next time. Thanks for coming back. We'll see you next time. We'll see you next time. Bye. Take care.

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