Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #211

Episode Date: March 26, 2013

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That's brand new. And that is Kaka. No! Yeah. That's what we did, like right before we started. So the people who spoke in I've replaced Gus on The podcast a person who said that my mom Makes sense. Did your mom actually watch the podcast? Oh, yeah, she watches everything my dad understands nothing about what I do

Nothing literally nothing my mom's like on the side and she understands it. It's you what your parents American My dad's an immigrant. Okay. His dad is Persian and his mother is normal. She's like Cajun. She's like Sal. Yeah. I'm not the same guy.

No one wants to say white. Yeah. They're like a whole different, not species. Touches what? Touches is a rat. Yeah. Go ahead and frame him. So have you been a, not only saving bad about my Southern Louisiana family? So you're Iranian. But they're like specific. It's like what, pleasure is a wrap. Yeah, go ahead, Brandon. So, have you been, I don't want to say anything bad

about my Southern Louisiana family? Are you a rating? But they're like specific. It's like you go there and it's like nothing like you've ever seen before. They're genetically specific. They're not a different species per se. Yeah, not technically.

Well, you go there and just kind of like, oh, these people are just like a different species. Have you been? I have been to Southern species. They're wonderful. It's just different. All right, you got are like a different species. Have you been? I have been to Southern Greece. They're wonderful. It's just different. All right, you got a, you're up in Houston, right? Yeah, I grew up there.

Yeah. So I just asked. So I can answer you. No, we're not starting this thing. You're in the same team. We're not starting this thing. Oh, cats. Always restate the question and the answer.

Because a good interview would do. Did you ever go to New Orleans when you were in high school? Did you ever just like ever go to new orlands when you were in high school jay was like road trips new orlands uh... no i think in junior high i want my dad to a saint's game so that probably doesn't go although we were still solicited to go to titty bars by random dudes

what does that mean you want that and i just like give you a card is like a common to the bar and it's like i'm twelve with my dad No discrimination. I love the stuff in sketchy places that people off you like when we're an Amsterdam That'll be a guy just good crack crack Do you consider it do you think about it or do you to make him feel like a good sales guy or no? No, I'm like I have another crack guy. We like

Three years there's a bit of a relationship, you know, yeah I don't know if his prices are pretty low and he finds out You don't get to go to you. I imagine you know Christmas card every year It's I don't know if it's the American equivalent of that, but I am absolutely positively dead sick of everywhere I fucking go to shop everywhere they want me to sign up for their card at that place now like there it is I'm like credit card it's just like the card what it says you shop there and I just I don't want to do that he always goes on about oh you get this jersey might sing every seven sandwiches you get free So then you have to laugh about you to remember a card

I just want about it takes eight seconds. I go there all the time anyway Why would I not just get it if it was on record like I could say my old my name's Gavin free whack it on that I would do it Like in your data like on your license you can just scan it and then they have your thing You use my credit card if I scan scan in my card it's the same thing they're just going boop. Like they don't even do a card that's a thing. Yeah I mean if you only went to Jersey mics every day like Jack when he does that thing at the far end on the street with the 50 beers. That's like the greatest thing he's ever done in his life. That thing twice. They

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It's one place I go to. I'm not saying I sign up for every single place, but I go to Jersey Mike's like two times a week. Okay, I got a card. One of the biggest mistakes we ever made we moved into this office, was we bought stainless steel desktops and we moved you and all your guys, we moved them up into the loft. You guys were all in the center for the production area and you had four stainless steel tables together and after like the first

15 days it looked like they had just like like licked their hands and it's not all over. It was disgusting. It shows up there fucking green and I threw away the god damn calendar. Stale and still is alive, right? Who that is like the greatest lie ever told. Yeah.

I guess they didn't mean it doesn't permanently stay. But it looks like shit all the time. Yeah. All the time. Regardless of who's sending there, right? Isn't that what you're saying?

It looks like she's talking about it. Dude, there's a dude saying that it's something that. You think the difference between your table and everyone else is the exact opposite Drown, oh yeah, right. Who are the worst able than you? Yours was just like Money he has glue over his table. Well, yeah, that's a little different. My is a little different Of course I get to pass robots don't count my my desk by far is the most ruined desk in the whole absolutely whole building I love your desk. Yeah, it's got no corner as a hole in the front of it

People have signed it. Everyone's written there's some dudes phone number who happened to stop by one. That's true You call them I did that to Michael's that's the first day You got a brand new desk and the first thing I did was take pull the keyboard and sign it as because I could you sure did I I'll pull it to keep it inside it as big as I could. You sure did. I autographed it. And then this prick slammed some wet bread on it the other day. And now there's like, I'll find a new... You haunt him. Get me a little splash in wet bread.

Where did that end up? Did that end up as an RT life for an age behind scenes? It was in the last week's RT life. That, that Michael Kudos, because you're framing on that when you smack that bread down. The lead-up's great. Right. But when you smack the bread down, you keep him in frame the entire time. It was a split second decision. I'm walking in and I was like, I saw the opportunity because there's just shit all over

his desk. Gavin's desk, one, it's Gavin. He's like a messiest person ever. Hey, no. No. He doesn't like throw anything away. He's just like, oh, I don't need this. And just like throws it at his screen and lands on his desk somewhere.

Plus. There you go. Plus, he has the, he has the deck close to the door. He has the deck close to the door. The video of Gavin running out there after I slammed it down. He has the deck close to the door. So it gets the most wear and tear. But as I walk in, there was like one tiny little spot for space.

Check out his space check out Just Ready? Yeah, ready? Huh? It's good. Oh So I'm gonna make a gift for that in that RT life of Gavin falling at the end But with no context just cut it and like everyone's like oh my god What happened to Gavin? They got he fainted so I've been wondering why my damn phone wasn't charging anymore And then reviewing that footage he slammed the wet bread right on my life. Has nothing to do with it. And now my phone went charging to do it.

You put wet bread on my cable. He didn't work well before that. Well before that, Jeff is tried using it. He's like, your cable sucks, my phone's not charging. So it's just cable that doesn't work. Yeah, and he's like, you did it with wet bread. I'm like, how is the bread destroyed the cable that's on the box?

Do not hit with wet bread. Yeah, I guess. It's like, hang on, wipe off. OK, it's fine. It's like, no, you ruined it. The wet bread ruined it. It's a bit done. So it doesn't know like anything worked both way.

Can you just turn it around? If like one of the pins works, one of the ways. Oh, is that right? Yeah, it works 50% of the time. Just getting you fucking people. It's nine bucks. It's 20 bucks. No, no, no, no.

You're getting one from Apple. They'll get it from Apple. Get it from Amazon. A third part of the Apple product. It's not. It not just a lightning table. It's just a it's a ton of things Yeah, I will make that cable there. What? Don't also the lightning if you get it from Amazon. It's black. It's not white. That's good as my phone is black Everyone looks like yeah, I don't know I don't know who would get a white phone. I don't know what friend has wife Why the hell was it a black phone for like?

Why do I have white foam? Brandy has white foam. Why would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that?

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Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? Why the hell would you do that? and he's in a good host. That's Brandon. That's Brandon over there in Gus' seat. That's Bernie on that one. Hey, how you doing everybody? I'm Bernie Burns. That one's Michael. That's Mike. That one's Gavin. You're gonna put my hand in my hand. I should say, we were supposed to have the uncorking

of the beer. What's the term? But Gus is a here. And it just, it smells like feet. I don't know if you guys are smelling it, because it's behind me. And now I'm gonna come through the level over here. What? that's on the other side of the set but you still smell it right yes so like dirty is it supposed to be like that listen I'm I've been mad as ever about him

because Gus kicked my goddamn cat out of the studio because the cat apparently smelled and then what does he do the first goddamn week the cat's gone he makes but think he has multi beer right there and he leaves it to ferment in the corner. Like a fucking bitch. Bernie has been riled up like, well before this podcast. We just got back from Praxis. You are just like a firecracker.

Do you have a good time? I have a great time. Oh, because my hair's getting too long, Liz. Oh, I tell you what, like I told it respect that, as we have very similar hair. Yeah. I almost put the hat on today and I was like Because I've been wearing the hat all day. All right, just real quick question from Twitter RT podcast Smoshy Tabuscus wants to know is Gus dead Yes, so this weekend we went to PAX East and we were there in Boston, Massachusetts

God who all went I went Gus was there before he died Jack Barbara Kerry miles Monty and Shane and Shane. There's somebody else Sean. Yeah, no, no, and then also Michael Lindsay and Ray also one But they just went on their own on like a Uh-huh. And just like hung out. Yep. What'd you take? Yeah, a great time. Yeah, a great time.

Not having to work is great. That's pretty cool. Oh, you do. I mean, I mean, when you get spotted around the adventure center. Yeah, but that's different from like you have to be here at this time. You have to be not being on a schedule is like the most relaxing thing ever. Like the fact that I can roll into the convention center at noon, it's just like, yeah, whatever. That is good. I just had a really cool email just now. Oh yeah. So one of the things

we announced at PAX East is that as you know, April 1st, or if you listen to our podcast on a regular basis, you probably know this. April 1st is the anniversary of our company. And this year is our 10th anniversary as a company And so we're gonna be a lot doing lots of different stuff to celebrate our 10th anniversary One of the things that we're going to be doing is we're gonna be adding into the Roush Jutee store We're gonna be adding in this Bernie Bobblehead, which you may have seen behind me for the last couple weeks We'll give it a little whack on the head a little whack behind me for the last couple weeks. Give it a little whack on the head.

A little whack. Bernie.com saga story that I told as part of the Root Sheet Animated Adventures. He's got a little platypus in his hand right here. And a can of fosters. And if you can read the description, it says carpe platypide. Is that out of focus or am I losing my vision? All right, well thanks Kyle.

Is the bubble here? I got it. No, it's fine. I can read the letters now. So anyway, so these are going to sail April 1st in the store. As you can see, it's wonderful likeness of me. Looks just like me. It's nice bronze looking statue. It's not actually bronze.

And that'll be up along with what else? What do we got a shirt going up this week? This is one of my favorite shirts that we make. That one is going to be very popular. Power's in. And you can't see from this angle angle but it's actually a load of quotes that we've said in let's play see that yeah all your favorites but some of the here if you just look right here suck my knob

and as very serendipitous timing with all of this uh... there was a group of Rupert Heath fans, or people from the community who were at Sidequest in RTX last year, last summer, and one of the items that was auctioned off during the Sidequest Childs Play Cherry auction was a Bernie statue, local artist Kayla Kromer, also the same artist who made Rupert Heath couch,

she made a Bernie statue based on that story. And the guy who won it has taken it all the way down to Bernie Tasmania and taking it to the park in Bernie and is taking pictures. And he just literally sent me the URL. Dude, we're he posted them. Yeah, so I'm gonna put them on Twitter real quick, but then we'll also pull them up here. We made it to Chris. Email it to Chris. Chris, I'm going to post on Twitter and then you can pull it off there, okay?

I know how else to do that. I don't know if I can email from this laptop. I don't really have to set that up on here. Do the grunt work. Just go on Gmail and do it. No, I had to get a call. Come on. So did you announce the two new things we have coming out April 1st?

Oh, was that we were working on it here? Uh, go ahead. Uh, well, I don't want to spoil it, but I'm not supposed to. Well, what is it, braided? That's what he's trying to like, I think that's coming out. I think that's coming out. Everyone who we shot in here, everyone in May, the thing is that it's just gonna. So we, yeah, no, go ahead, please mention that. Please mention that. This is like a dance of the hands.

So, um, on April 1st, we're releasing two new DVDs, a Best of Rt shorts, probably the worst kept secret, and actually Best of animated adventures that I don't think anybody knows about. We actually showed at the PAX panel, we showed the 3D animated, RuchoGed animated. How was it, did you have a 3D glossist for the one? No, no, it was all 3D, like, yeah, that kind of 3D. It washauty animated How was it? Did you have it 3D Glusters for the one? No, no, it was all 3D like yeah, that kind of 3D.

It was like Pixar Watch Out. It was so high fidelity visuals. Such as we've never been seen before. What else did he show at the panel? What else did we show? We showed the Ruby Black trailer. We showed... We started off the best days. This guy. We're showing one of our new RT shorts

that we've recently shot, which will be coming out soon That's actually on the DVD that's on the DVD unreleased shorts on the DVD and there's a Gavin short in particular that is memorable To say the least yeah Gavin you said you're never gonna watch it. I will never watch that thing I agree ever watch I was like I'm never gonna watch it either. That's fine. I agree. I was like, I'm never going to watch it either. That's fine. I was just avoided. I don't want to spoil it too much. Okay, no, that's fine. I walk into the, uh, into the panel, literally, while it's playing, and I went, God, dammit. Well, now I've watched it. What was the audience reaction to that, buddy? Uh, it was awesome.

We were backstage when it was playing, and it was just like, so, but we're facing the audience and we just hear, you know, what is it that panel room is that four to four to five thousand people in that room and it's just like constantly oh it's basically like everybody's equivalent of wet bread basically that's that breaks out. Do we get any video of it? I wasn't there. Oh well you know what it has arrived. I'm too excited. Now in Bernie, Tasmania those people can suck suck it. And there's 20 minutes of other new content that we shot here. Yeah, you guys bust the ass on those DVDs, man. Yeah, there's a ton of stuff. And they made adventures.

It's your favorite 40 animated adventures. It's the best of, but they're like a minute of these. And then comment area, video commentary in between of the whole cast. Every, every person who's been an animated venture. plug Gavin's there Gavin isn't your like your like a little clip oh look there it is that was a clip now it's over now it's back still going there's me there's more clip there's Jordan let's describe Jordan is looking you know how Jordan always looks really smart.

He's looking smarter than ever these times. He looks really, really smart. He looks smart. He looks smart. Fashion wise. He looks too impressed. Yeah. He looks very sharp.

What if he wore glasses? Would he look even smarter? No. No. All right. Smart and smart. Two different kinds of smart. What if he wore a lab coat?

Like, what kind of smart is You brought it up the dumb kind. Oh, yeah, well Something I want to get for oh god the Is again, no it is pretty gummy isn't it you guys are crazy The question how do you know when that's done like now that you how beer is made, doesn't that make you like beer less? This is not beer. Wait, wait, wait. I don't know.

This cannot be how beer is made. But I don't understand. I don't understand any long process stuff. Like how do people find out if you do this and then leave it for a month or like they're going fuck around. Yeah, who left, who left, uh, was it a cucumber? Somebody probably left it on the floor. And then we're like, well, I found this a month later.

It's going to be fine. There's a lot. There's a lot. Pickling makes sense though, because they need to keep shit around without refrigeration. So that's like, but then how do you know that? You just want to store sheets. I've got to figure out what to store stuff. But how do you know that vinegar?

Did you just try a bunch of different stuff? I guess you do. You don't forget to shut out. It's like put the circle in the circle, and the thing falls in. What? There you go. It's all circles all the way down. Put the triangle in the triangle.

You can't put the circle in the triangle. Yeah. You put a circle in the circle. So that's what the vinegar was you figured it out i'm with you i'm on this image so did you get bett up i'm so annoying because i didn't go to packs and apparently i missed out on drunk bunny you did and i've only seen drunk bunny twice i tried to explain the attitude i will you not see me this drunk again in a very long time. What was the second time you saw me drunk? I know the one time that was Augustus housewarming party when Gus Gus finally came out of his show He had people over to his house. We all got the whole party. I'm so freaking hammered. I showed up with a bottle of tequila tequila

Slanted on the table and said I'm getting drunk and I immediately started feeding Gavin Drinks and then everyone started drinking. I remember, well I wanted to call him out. People got very drunk. The whole party got drunk and Gus never invited anyone over. That's basically the way that worked. Now every time you hang out with Gus, there's always one in one.

Yeah. It's like Gus and Esther and then the ex- That's true. It's the ex-deceit. Did you get the drunk at PAX Prime a few years ago and you went to bar and you handed out your phone Two bunch of people and let them tweet from the rooster teeth again. Daddy's true, so when did you get PAX? I lost my mind.

Alright, I'm back. I'm sorry, it's gonna be super loud. It's gonna be really awkward. What's up with that? I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Fixed. Alright. Yeah, that's good. Alright, so? Yeah. Fixed. Pretty cool.

All right. Yeah, that's good. All right, so the part, we always make part of the part is that people have packs with this fucking loud music and do do, do, do, do, do, do, and all that stuff. But the part is that we like to have a pack, or like we just basically, or any kind of convention, is we basically just rent out a bar, and then we have an open tab.

And that's it. Yeah. That's what we do. That's all you need to do. And the last one, actually, the one we had the videos for that we did at South by Southwest, that was just bar and we run it was like a rooftop bar. It was perfect That was DJ was DJ

Yeah, that was it was Yeah, there's a player music. No, there was a Who do you think plays the music? Oh, it was a DJ playing the music? It will DJ when I think of DJ is like a dude the guy wasn't like yo yo yo yo yo Oh, go go go go. No, there was a DJ there playing. Like the song's playing. He fades it down and sings a couple of lives.

No, that's like that. No, he was not a good-witting DJ. The DJ. That party was actually really great. It was like cool too, because like, temperature wise, because it was on the fourth floor, but like the the terrace was like the top of the area. One side was super windy.

If you went on the one side, it was really windy. But people, I feel like. They had to like shield yourself when I was able to park the gun. We talked about this before that. I think people look good in the wind. You think people look good in the wind. I see, I think I look like shit in the wind

because my hair sucks and it goes everywhere. Yeah, you look good in the wind when the wind's done. I know how you feel. It's like, then it's like, your hair's like that. So my hair is like, is like Kyle from South Park. Like when he takes the hat off and it's like,

like, if I let my hair run wild, that's what it would do. It's a tough one. It's a problem. I feel for you. I know. I feel for you. People don't understand.

But two things, this reminds me of DJ thing. Being a PAX East all week and reminded me, there's two things you should never, ever fucking do in a group of people. Should never use the phrase, make some noise. I just love it. I hate that phrase. And if you have to say, make some noise,

you've already lost all the time. I have that point. It's great. And if you have to say, make some noise, you've already lost the whole track at that point. Make sure. Whaaay! Who's excited about the new release of the DLC? Make some noise. That's like, how does it always make some noise? And it's like, here, baby girl.

I can't hear you. Oh, shit. It's like, it's never working in the first try. That's what I'm pulling the sand. I'm dying up here You know I'm in the left line You know you have carnivals here, right like traveling fairs and stuff where there's like some Ride like oblivion and then wrote to all these like genesis and all these right Yeah, yeah, but every one of those has to do on a mic

Genesis and all these right. Yeah, yeah, but every one of those has to do on a mic I mean like step right up but all they do is smash their face. It's the mic. So we hear it Yeah, I think we have those we have to think they call them hawkers is what the call is man I think it's the term. At least like a hawker like they just like the people that shout out or whatever you said the word again. I didn't know how you spell it. Hawker like a hawk someone. So I'm a double UK someone who hawks. I think it's a HAC. I gotta look this up to make sure I don't sound like an idiot.

One. God forbid. Tell you how close to those photos Chris if you want to pull the photos up there. Not gonna email you. That's you in a Bernie. No, I'm not gonna email him to you. I listen guys, I'm sure I'm covering for the fact that I don't know Chris's email address. I'm just a man.

Sorry Chris. The other thing you can't ever do ever if you do this, you're a terrible person. You're part of the problem. If you're in front of a crowd of people and you have shit like a t-shirt or a disc and you take it, you hold it up and you throw it into the crowd fuck you and they just start chucking shit into a crowd like they have a box full of stuff and you start chunking into a crowd you're just you're causing a fucking riot

some kind of cannons to shoot stuff. Oh T-shirt cannons that's the way to do it. Somehow that's a little different. I agree if you got technology. Yeah and also usually a T-shirt cannons like in like it i don't want to like a sports thing which usually is like i feel like it'll be a war who is no it's not a bar is usually there's like some sort of uh... like stands or crowds and it's like right fire it's like it was all it goes to the dude exactly like if it's not the same thing like if a guy hits a home run and the ball goes into the crowd

i don't go to the better go they had that's a thing better go it's it's kind of applied to this can happen but i got a research chuck and shit into a crowd here you're that pack i can't really what the was but i was walking by and i'm just like walking around

and i was walking by i hear like gather around gather around getting a circle five minutes of someone's getting a t-shirt somebody's getting a t-shirt someone was throwing a t-shirt into a crowd and advertising the build up to it there's gonna t-shirt, somebody's gonna t-shirt, someone was throwing a t-shirt into a crowd and advertising the build up to it. They were just gonna throw a shirt. It doesn't, that's like, then it turns into like the segment before the credits for Walking Dead. Like whatever that horrible thing is, it's like being a crowd-run. I was like, kill my skin off fucking back.

I was at a gaming convention, probably eight years ago. It was actually when I first saw another Rupert TV fan, I saw someone wearing a tucker shirt. I was like, oh, it's famous in England. And then there was given away stuff and I got hit in the side of a head with an iPod. And the iPods back then were in big, like big square boxes. No, it slammed me in the side of the head and everyone died though, and he was like, I'm getting out. I don't want an iPod that bad. Exactly, it's not worth it too. It's the same thing we said about the parties at these conventions. People fucking line up outside these clubs. In Boston, I'm not kidding dude, it was 30 degrees.

Yeah, it was cold. 30 degrees. This girls out waiting half a block away from the opening of the club, from the door, they're out there, skirts that are like just kind of like big belts. You know, they got nothing there. Crazy. And I'm like, I can't fuck, I can't like three coats on I'm dying I live on these coast my entire life in New Jersey and

Especially like the last five years before I moved here I worked for electricians. I worked outside a lot like winter working outside like I used to work in the snow with little Like dexterity shit when you're yeah, yeah You can't wear like winter gloves. You just have to wear like nylon gloves, which like if you nothing But like I remember that and it was like yeah, it sucks, but I wore all these coats and bundled up. I've lived here like a year and a half, almost two years now, I've lost it.

Like I went back to Boston and I was like, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I was just like a bitch. You know what else is like that? Barbara, yeah. She's always in a blind match. Well to be fair, Barbara, according to her, was always freezing to death in Canada. She was never used to it.

Yeah, I don't know man. She used to like, I mean she lived in the tundra. There's, there is a picture of her from, I mean, forever ago. She had to be like 17 or something in the picture where she was walking home from somewhere and she took a picture of herself and her hair is starting to freeze as she's walking home. Oh, I don't like that. Yeah, that's just washed my hair. I used to have long hair and I would ride my bike to school. Now, I rode through a lot of fog and no ice cools in my hair.

Something he told me the other day made me laugh. You said that like it's with your like gagging thing like Gavin has this like weird like gag reflex where even when he's burping like he burps weird like it's like really like acidity and weird and he constantly like wretches for nothing like just on his own. I told him I told my kid that I almost throw up every single morning. And I have to do it. But why? Because I have this thing where as soon as I change temperature, it makes me want to throw up.

Like, it doesn't have much here anymore, because it's hot. But every time I used to leave my house in England, I'd go from warm to cold. And I'd be there on my doorstep, going, like it would make me almost throw up. I have to do a weird cough and hide the gag. But I'm pretty sure every time my neighbor saw me come out of my house, I would go.

He said he'd walk out of his house, but like walk down the street and then it'd be cold. And then the thing about it is, and I was reminded of this in New York during winter, it was awful. Because when it's really cold outside, you go in a diner or a place like that, like they have to heat crank. Yeah, and it's the work. Because you go from freezing to like sweating to death, then you go back outside and you're

freaking wet. So then you're cold and you're like dying. So he said like, he'd be freezing, walking the diner, walk out. Yeah. Just like every time you love the building. Getting out of the shower, same deal, almost throw up every time. I don't know, what's going on. Every day, you know? I don't know if it's pressure or temperature or moisture.

I've no idea what it is, but it just, it makes me gag. You know what I understand? That's not normal. I mean, that's really not normal. I should go to the doctor. I'm well aware. There's a lot of things that have happened to me where I think I should go to the doctor all the time.

But the thing is about going to the doctor, I'm scared about finding out all the things that are wrong with me, so I'd rather not know. You know what? You're gonna drop dead one day. Yeah, at least that weren't stuff for that. Yeah, you won't know. I'm not true. You can suffer for a moment. But at least I won't be worried about it. You're all a bunch of young fucks, so I can't really, I don't, you're not even gonna relate to this, but I can tell us anyway, because it relates to what you just said.

I saw it as a doctor recently, and I have a history of, I did, I got to prostate, I did, I got to, it's one finger by the way, not that I could tell. I had that. I had to. I had to. That was a good point. I say it's like, everything would feel like a giant deal that wouldn't it.

I mean, you know what I'm doing with two? It felt like one where you just like, oh, it's not that bad. It's like a big ass beforehand. Just beforehand or your head. Did I ask for four? What? I said what? I said, you used to even backstab the duet. You asked.

Did you ask beforehand or dorm? I think he was using it. I forget, my go-missile. Was it like, ah, how many's up there? Or like, you were like, I just want to get this out of the way. How many is it? Like, it's a formality. Or like, oh god, is this normal?

Yeah, no, I asked. I was like, we talked about the podcast that I do this I called it a radio show because I'm with the fucking podcast was to a general physician but uh uh anyway so I kept asking the doctor uh I said I think I'm I think I'm a I have history calling cancer my family I should get a colonoscopy and that's like if you bring it up it's the patient brings it up then it's like oh it's a difficult subject so yeah here's what here's what we'll do this, or whatever. The guy wouldn't do it.

I had to ask two or three times that I wanted a schedule colonoscopy. And he kept saying, you're too young. Nah, you're too young. You just don't worry about it. Just wait a little bit longer. And I was like, I feel like, I'm like, what the hell?

What a man was he working at? I was like, nah, what was that? My gosh, and he was side like a piece of paper. I'll probably be right here fine And then you leave Oh, cuz I get like working in the conversation again. Listen, bro. I'm married To get the point where you keep him to get it and by the end of it you like shop something up my I was either gonna have to get a drunk or wait to leave his on his period I was either gonna have to get a drunker wait to leave his on his period

Wow But it was better that you had a work I didn't get it you didn't give me the guy damn I'm getting it. Oh no I'm gonna get it. I tried to get a doctor to shove his fingers up or You can probably do it yourself. What do you do yourself? I mean technology's getting that. Just you launch it go prop your off You probably could go I mean take it's getting that. I just should launch a GoPro up your ass. You probably could get a GoPro. I mean, take a GoPro. Get a GoPro Pro. No, no, this one you do, this one you do. You do?

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So, that was perfect. You know, one of the very first books I ever suggested when we had audible when the first came out of the sponsor was World War Z. Still one of the very first books I ever suggested on when we had Audible when they first came on as a sponsor was World War Z. Still one of the best audiobook productions I've ever heard in my life. And I think it's really relevant to talk about World War Z again. I know we've talked about it before.

People always message me about watching, or about listening to a reading World War Z because we talked about it in the podcast. But the second trailer came out for World War Z. The movie. I think it's the second trailer. There was a teaser than a trailer than who can keep it all straight.

There's a new trailer out this week for World War Z. Anybody watch it at all? I'm not. Any of you read the book at all. I have not. Okay, I'll probably have to say this for next week. But I remember, I keep going back and forth on this point.

The first one didn't look like it was had anything to do with the movie at all. And then I thought, well, the second one, I could see some justifications for it based on the book and the audio book. But now the new trailer for the movie, I thought, well, the second one, I could see some justifications for it based on the book and the audio book But now the new trailer for the movie. I'm just like I'm really I thought you got much longer and I don't recognize anything I kind of recognize some things in it

But there's a lot to the movie though with like an open mind You're not gonna go into it like pissed off looking for things to get mad at Well, I don't know man. I don't know I really like the book And if you're a fan of something and they make an adaptation of it I don't know the can go on with an open mind. Well, what's the best adaptation? I'm disappointed with every single We'll I didn't be here part of it everybody's so crazy about those Harry Potter movies Well, they're pretty good. I would say I mean even still there's still stuff missing that you can nitpick But I would say in the grand scheme of things they they were pretty accurate as long as it had stuff that wasn't in the book if they

Amit stuff is fine for timing But they'll change some stuff that wasn't in the book, if they admit stuff is fine, the timing. They'll change some stuff that they think maybe is more dramatic or not, but you can't make a six hour movie. I think like the fifth one, I'd say, order the Phoenix is the most different, the movie from the book because that book was like 890 pages. And it's like, can only make the movie so long. What was the one where a Dumbledore go a bit?

That was the sixth one, spoiler. Spoiler, has it? By the way, is that the new like that that means spoiler that statement that the purpose was that right what was the four brutes was a ghost what was the spoiler thing oh i'm not that that's a big gap that's a huge gap but what else would be maybe i don't know

maybe spock dying but the Zette what? Yes, I'm sorry So What's the best death scene in the movie? What's the most moving death scene? Oh, I got that I know that I know that one What is it? It's a bunch of a bunch of insane private Ryan, but the one with the guy gets stabbed and saving private Ryan Look at the bridge right is like a world I'm worried it's like it was like a slow stuff

Yeah, and the guy should say no no, please Just wait wait stop stop stop. Let's talk about it, you know, and it's just like that's bad That's the most bullshit thing about movies is how people go out with style I'm sure every one of us if we were faced with murder would go out like a bitch. We don't be like please Yeah, yeah, you go up just doing that reenactment right there I go I'm sorry no I was good and I'm pretty like most people like go by like drowning in their own blood in their lungs yeah what what but just like how they depends on like you know like stabs shot yeah it's just like that's one of the things that your lungs just fill the blood.

Just go up, tight down. Which is the worst way to down. Shut up. Just go upside down. Yeah, you can go upside down. How about that? What's the worst way? What's the worst way to down?

I mean, there's like, there's like the normal things, like drowning, car accident, I mean, like, if you want to say worse, like, you could be kidnapped and like, have all your fingers and your limbs chapped. Like tortured before. Like,. That's like absolute worst But I mean if you mean like in normal means of like Common occurrence of dying for me the worst thing that I can think of is being stabbed to death Because it just like creeps me out to think like oh nice going in me like getting I would rather get shot

Then stabbed like I'm shot then like and plus people stab you over and over again It's fucked up and getting burned to death would also like I do not want to get burned I would absolutely rather get hung or drowned because it's like I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I'm taking that I'm gonna fall Oh You have to like come to town. Yeah, but most of the time I go well for me I mean like pass out while you're falling if you're falling from like a huge distance like from a plane or something like that Yeah, but you can fall from here. yeah, but it's like you're dead

Have you ever had a moment where you just you know you just accept death? No, cuz I've never died. Yeah Well, yeah, no, but I've had my mind was where I'm like well, this is it and I'm okay with it really You know when was that I was about seven and I was riding a donkey Okay, and it was like pl along and it was like a hole enough Seven-year-old you contemplated death and you kept in terms you said it's you must not have much to live for it Seven when you're just like man, whatever had a good run first grade not bad just like man whatever at a good run first grade not bad who in the mother fuck put you on a donkey when you were seven years old and Gavin dropped his mic so apparently we lost all

Gavin's donk well the story about donkey there's a story about Gavin in a foreign country in a donkey that's all we're gonna say no he was doing the donkey thing yeah we were talking about ak, donkey or below it. Is there a way that people die that you don't believe, like that could kill you? Anything on a thousand ways to die?

Well, actually, no, that all seems like you could die, but I don't think any of it's real. But like, anyway, like, people die, like, I don't know. There's something in particular for me that's like, I still don't believe it would kill me if I did it. What? When people fall of a brage of land and water, I don't think that would kill me if I did it what when people fall of a brage a land in water I don't think that would kill you it but it kills everybody. Yeah, yeah, like most people

Yeah, well like people like jump off the San Francisco goal. I mean, there's like super freak accidents Are people don't die? I'm fine. Well, I'm fine Well, I see where people jump it off a building and that dying to you. Yeah. Yes. How would you how would you jump would you go in head first? First no, you're supposed to go like a pencil You don't want to go head first. I mean, if you want to survive, would you hold your pencil? Yeah, that's what it's called.

When you jump and you go stirly strips, it's not like all of that. No, absolutely. Absolutely, it's been called. How's your pencil drop? Obviously, what it's called? Hold up your shoe. Hold up your shoe up on the table.

Put my shoe up on the table. So, what kind of shoe is that? What is that called? I have an idea. Well, it's not a dress shoe. I have a dress shoe you're wearing. It's a sneaker. What do you call it? Gain a shoe. You call it a what? It's a skaten. It's a skaten boy.

What do you call it? Tenish shoe. Tenish shoe. Okay. It plays tennis and that's not tenish. I call them sneakers too. Yeah, these aren't tennis shoes though. Tenish are specific.

They're like specific looking shoes. You're not tennis shoes. But I grew up in the Northeast like you. So what's the running shoe? I don't know. What I call some trainers. I've never heard of my life running shoes anything that is like casual running about Yeah, that's I don't know I sneak is it like what are you sneaking about?

I'm not so Minty Kiwi truck Minty Kiwi crunch on Twitter I think they're from New Zealand agrees with you everybody calls it a pencil dive. It's a thing. See? All right, I stand corrected. Dimple is a Twitter and Michael. Right. You'll head on unbroken surface water. You, because you're minimizing the like surface of your body

that's hitting the water. No, I, I get, I would do it. I just never heard of a pencil dive. You hold your nose to stop water from rushing into your head. I mean, if I was jumping off a bridge, no, I wouldn't. When I'm jumping into a pool, yes, because that always happened when I was a kid. If I jumped into the pool water, would I always shoot up my nose?

Yeah, I'm always gonna shoot up your nose if you jump off a bridge. Yeah, but I'm okay with water shooting up my nose rather than me dying. I mean, I'm gonna go over it. You can still pencil and hold your nose. No, I want both arms, Brandon. I start making it.

I'm not gonna do one in one. I could break my elbow. I saw a video of a guy jumping off. He was jumping off a cliff and did like a double front flip But for style over yeah, he went over too far I just like hit his face as he was coming around from the front flip. Uh-huh broke his nose and two black eyes Just from hitting the war. Anything. It's really soft. Yeah, yeah, terrifying Yeah, well like from a certain height waters like equivalent to concrete. It's like paper

Yeah, that's another set of don't believe that I get it. I know what happens and I know it's true I just feel like I know it's true, but I don't believe it. I can lay in the way that I try it. No I know it kills you. I know it but it's like I have trouble believing that I would die from that Watching the video of a guy doing it. You're like that wouldn't happen. I'm like sticky You just stick it. You got it. Just watched it. Yeah, or if you fall off a bridge You're like falling in your water and you're saying I'll be okay listen I had a friend who was so fucking stupid he was a college he didn't believe you could die he didn't believe you could die fall out of a plane because he said you fall out of a plane just find a hill

and run and run down the hill like just like get the angle and catch it and just run down the hill I don't know why you don't understand that as work He goes with high school. There's no way Gavin you could ever catch an angle on a hill and run down a hill You wouldn't run to be fair, but you would slow down a lot of Gentler. Yeah, you would die a huge like you would die a lot gentler as that that what you're saying? Well, you would just waste. No, you would slow down on the, you're assuming that you're falling at the speed of fall and you can angle yourself in such a way that the vector of your force is exactly the same angle

as the, you wouldn't like hit it in slide, like just slam straight down. And you would slow for not. Even the slightest angle, you're, you're not, that's Your, your, your, your time. That's way too much to heal. You will slow down a little bit. You, what do you mean touch down?

It's an initial impact. It's okay. You're coming in like this. It's like, you're like, shh, you're coming in as the no, no, no. There's a problem right there. No one falls like this, Gavin.

Left or right. Your phone's right down. So it's like playing, playing, uh, you don't think you're gonna come out like this along with the plane. You're gonna be coming out. You're going like this, like you fucking flying left or right. think you're gonna come out like this along with the plane you're gonna be coming up You're going like this like you fucking flying Like you're flying the plane if the plane is gonna a 200 miles an hour

You're fooling with a speed of 200 miles an hour that way So you hit the ground and the speed of 200 miles an hour No, no, but it doesn't matter. It's like even the slightest variation in the angle between the angle Okay, when you see someone on the mx and they go over hill it makes it way different but it's the same principle if they like coming over the hill at this if they land or perfect they slow down if they over shoot it in the ground it's like off off off off the flipping a coin is

same as catching a boulder you could maybe get the angle right this way you go all they go set it down it's not gonna happen you're gonna get to get smashed I think I'm right here in it it's listen is it possible yes you're not doing it I mean nobody's got one shot of hill yeah one shot of one time I can you aim for a hill did you play did you play that that uh... game on the iPhone called tiny wings yeah the little thing you go obviously it's exactly that. Yeah, point proof.

Tiny Wings proved it, Bernie, why can't you accept it? It's not that low. How many times do you fuck up on Tiny Wings where you get bumped and you didn't get the thing? That was a learned skill. Yeah, you don't get time to let people ever look at you. People have a lot of control.

People who jump have a plane can pick a point and be like, that's where I'm going to land. And they just, they do it themselves. Yeah, you have to do it. I don't think anyone in the history of ever has fallen out of the plane about parachutes. I'm gonna land there and done that. And like gone for it and said, I'm gonna land there. It's like a miles and miles. It's like hard to shit the land in the fog.

Yeah, okay, okay. So you have to do this much. You should have video, remember the video we showed one time of the guy who he parachutes into the University of Michigan Stadium. And it's like it goes from him in the plane to he's like an army ranger or airborne or whatever the who are the guys to drop in and he has smoking all that stuff on him and he's delivering the game ball. And you realize like coming out of the plane just how amazing it is he lands on the X on the and it's all from his perspective the entire time he lands on X in the middle of the football field it's fucking amazing because say

you have any makes it look easy and it's still okay so say for example you had ten degrees of control I had ten degrees of control you could you could go ten degrees this way or ten degrees that way and that's in the air so on the ground that means like miles either side like that does that makes it harder to be more precise No, it doesn't it means you have a what you can land anywhere it means you want to be free and you're like Fucking a mile and a half off Winder buck up the little bit and you way off

That's what you want you can be aiming for the same point and as you get lower the The window the area on the ground where you land is gonna become smaller smaller smaller until you're just gonna land on that thing Gavin when you're bone, you're shooting a target. Is it, what? Mark, you're going to hit the target at 10 meters or 1000 meters. Because what you're saying just applies to shooting an arrow. No, you don't do it. Because if you move a little variation, then you can cover a bigger distance.

So how's the easier to hit it? It's going to tell you why. You're a word. There you can cover a bigger distance. So how can you use your to hit it? Paul, it's gonna tell you what. You're worth it. There you have a archery circle. I have a card. There you go. You have one here, and you have 12 in a circle around that one. Good. If you fall back, you can hit anyone.

If you're right pressed up against this one, how are you gonna hit the ones that are out there? Because it's like the old putang with it. You're gonna be like, you're gonna miss. What's your point? I don't know what that means. How could you have one? You have more choice to where to hit when you're further back from it What I'm saying is that it's less likely you're gonna hit something further away because you what you're saying is correct I'll slight variation your angle throws you way the fuck off

Yeah, and it's more likely that you're gonna make some kind of miscalculation early on Yeah, and by the time you're closer, how fast am I? I'm not at all, as I'm sitting here in a podcast. That's you fall. Like, you hit like terminal velocity fall out of a plane. How fast do you go into the ground? Oh, God.

I want to say 400 miles an hour. No, I think you have to equal that. I think it's like a hundred in the direction. Or sorry, laterally, in order to come out. First of all, terminal velocity is like one of the most misunderstood Yeah, we told us before when people think it's the speed at which you die I'm speed in which you stop after you've been it's like the force of gravity will not speed you up It's when win resistance and gravity of both at maximum and that's the fastest there we go

So what I think is 180 something else now what is the fastest a person? Can if fall was the number four within within the atmosphere there if you're in space now No, it's a space. Okay. What is this space if you hire? Everybody's here if you're really high your full-foss on if you'll low But it doesn't matter because you'll slow down when you get to the ground all matters how fast you're going when you hit the ground Okay, okay sure compromise, but Gavin is not happy about it going we hit the ground. You got that? Okay. Sure. Compromised, but Gavin is not happy about it. Uh,

222 miles an hour. And drop from a height of 66,000 kilometers. Let's try it. I was on that. Why are we still here? You were good. I said 400. I was way the hell off. But you still have to be traveling 200 miles an hour laterally in order to have like 845 degree in the fall. Why? Because otherwise you're just fine. You falling like this.

Don't hit a 45 degree hill then. Look at steep one. Hit a what a wall and just ride it straight down. Like, get some pull. We're talking about Mario. It's a fireworks. Yeah, you'll be great. You're basically going to play grounds, you're going to slide.

You'll save if you hit a tree. You're saved. No, yeah, tell us how much tree. You can be better off. you'll be great basically a little playground to slide you'll say if you hit tree you're safe no yeah that's how that's how you can be better off to sunny bono yes anybody the branches keep giving way and just slow you down he follows michael on twitter yeah

too much haha what does that mean murney david i got in the debate about twitter about do you like they do this thing on Twitter where they have Follow Friday, okay? Do you retweet when somebody mentions you in a Follow Friday?

People do this all the time, and I always want to mention on Twitter like, why do people retweet whether in a Follow Friday? I agree. Because you're telling everyone who follows you already that someone mentioned you in a Follow Friday, which is a thing that people do in order to promote their friends accounts and stuff like that It's what it's basically yes, so what is the purpose of retweeting? Nothing really nothing is not the backing like oh people like me. Yes, I agree one dude I'm awesome. Yeah, I'm on a list of 14 people that for no reason

He just lumped together to say yeah, or or people do it like if they're included in a list with other like People that are famous or something like that. Like, ah, this guy followed Friday me and this other famous. And Ricky Jervais. Yeah, and Ricky Jervais. Like, I'm on the same list. But the guy who tweeted it has seven followers, so who cares anyway.

So you thought what I did was techy? What did you do though? So Gavin, just Gavin did something, and I was just honest with you, I thought it was a little too much. I just thought it was a little too much. But you sat about this. Someone famous in the UK, followed Gavin.

I've never heard of the guy, but he seems like he's a nice fellow. Comedy legend, I grew up watching him. And he, okay, right. Say there was someone on TV who you watched on TV growing up your whole life. There are people who do that. Then they follow you and it's like, oh my god, this dude, and I'm as excited. He's a dude from TV. Oh, by the way, the dude was Bob Mortimer,

who is from Vick and Bob, if you're from the UK. Vick and Bob, legends, shooting stars and all that. Paulie, top. Oof, I've moved. So Gavin made a tweet that said, oh my gosh, Bob Mortimer follows me, what a legend. And I say, yeah, legend, because it was my way of saying thanks for following me

i like you i'm a fan of you was i a dick when i told you i thought that was too much i don't know i don't think that was too much i don't know why it's too much his answer is yes he's not saying yeah you were mad he ever ever said he was mad he was mad he was mad he was well you kind of just put on my excitement yeah no i'm not doing that i swear to god i'm not doing that you put on it i i I'm not doing that. You put on it. I, okay, I just thought that that in particular was.

I thought that could have been. All right, well how should I find that? I'm not there. You be excited about it. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. Here's my thing. Like, could you give us a lesson on Twitter?

I think I thought it was fine. The way he went about it, so I'm like, hey, oh my God, this guy looks like he'll do follow me. And like, I guess, you know, we were saying, like, it might look like a bragging about it but like even us as in like people at Rooster Teeth there's plenty of fans that like if we like tweet somebody or something like that like excited fans will be like oh my god you know Gavin tweeted me I'm so excited whoever and they have like 30 followers or something

like that but I don't see why just because Gavin has like 150,000 followers it's any less like meaningful where he's just like excited that I don't know somebody that he looked up to and followed and like you know what followed him I did that you do what I've discovered is the way you're happiness I've discovered this since growing older is that people from my childhood are way more famous than current people who are famous like if they were famous when I was a kid, it's like ultra fame for me. For you, like any sort of interaction. That's when when we were in Australia and we met Christopher Lloyd, it was amazing to me.

Because I watched who frame Roger Rabbe and he said, give me nightmares and just get a shower of me. It was awesome. It was top. Well, put it there, give you nightmares. It was really funny. We were out of bus. He was popping out of his mask and he's becoming a cartoon again.

We were out of bus in Australia. We had to go back and forth to the convention with all the other special guests of the convention. And it was Christopher Lloyd. And then to be nice, it was other people of very levels of fame. Declining from Christopher Lloyd. Including us on this bus. And but it was a lot of people. You know, you would have known a lot of people on the bus.

And so we're riding back and forth about the fifth day of riding back and forth Gavin goes look at all these people in this bus it's like can you imagine what would the headline be if this bus just drove off a culvert and and we're like cliff and we all smashed and died I said you can imagine what the headline be I go yeah it would be Christopher Lloyd dies And that's it really would Sorry everybody game would move on yeah Yeah, that was fun it was we get to meet him and

There was somebody else from out of the trip I remember two Well,. We were just watching the game of Thrones. Oh, yeah. So we got to meet Alfie Allen to play Steele and Greyjoy in the Smash TV series Game of Thrones. And he's awesome. And I don't know if we can probably use a K- probably for spoiler catchers, but when we met him, he was between seasons. And so he was doing something very specific.

Keep in mind that he hasn't seen all the way to the end. So I'm three episodes in the series too. Alright, we will not spoil. I just started watching it. Gavin and Jeff are very excited about it and the new season starts this Sunday, on Easter Sunday, the 31st season three starts. It is such a good show.

It's fantastic. Like, I'm just blazing through. Like, we just watch them back to back to back to back. Everyone loves it as well. It's so good. You were talking to your mother earlier on today. Yeah, and she's like, so she calls me about something in general, whatever. And Gavin loves the interaction between

myself and my mother. But the last time, he tried to film me talk into her, it was like a setup because we were at the bar and we were talking about it and I got drunk first. So then I called her and she could clearly tell us trying to egg her on. And she's like, like five minutes in. She's like, are you drunk? And I was like like why would you say that she was like a she knows you've been drinking Michael yeah but today like we're just sitting here and so that was like maybe a month and a half two months ago today we're at the office we're just waiting

to do the podcast and I get a phone call like oh it's nice Gavin immediately just takes out his phone and starts recording it because now she has like lowered sense of security because she's calling me so I can just toy with her So like I'm just like dicking around with her for comedy sake for like five minutes or so and Eventually I just to be an asshole. I'm like watch game of thrones. She says I'm watching it And she's like oh yeah, I'm knowing my parents don't have HBO. She's like oh yeah I've been watching out to your brother's house. I love it. I'm like oh you serious and like the conversation can be changed And she's like oh like, I like this guy.

That guy's a fucking asshole. He's a piece of shit. And Gavin was just like giggling to himself the entire time. Would you ever swear to your parents when you were out? Yeah, I swear from time to time. Yeah. To put it into perspective.

That's parents hate it. They always comment on the whole Gary of the shows. I know there's always been an issue for him. The way I've talked to my mother now, I had a point like if I'll say something, that is just like really outrageous or ridiculous, and she doesn't see this.

Somebody drew Gavin. Gavin, yeah. I look like Jeff Faw. Yeah, you do look like Jeff Faw. But if there's something crazy I say, and she doesn't respond to it directly, she's just like, yeah, and then just move on. So we were talking about the characters

And I mentioned the the queen the the Lannister Oh, she's awesome. The first name is which is bitch, but she's so hot. She's great character. What is her name? Cersei Cersei. There you go. So it's like Like 5,000 watches to know everyone's yeah See that's what Gavin and Jordan both told me that watch it with subtitles on and you can learn their names It's true because they have really weird names and there's like 80 characters, but I don't want to ruin it I don't do that. I see what it's done Subtitles when I couldn't help

My favorite character is Jora Mormont You got a hair his name very much. He's the one who watches over Daenerys Yeah, I was like we're gonna get this closer best character. Yeah, yeah He's awesome. You love people in shows when they just help you out watch is over to the nearest we're gonna get the closer best character yeah yeah you love people in shows when they just help you out and that is what the old 90s like you know what i do that we don't want to do that in front of the dothraki

have you seen the guy that does all the imitations yeah everyone to give it to but real quick though like so we're talking about the queen and uh... i'm just like trying to be outrageous because you haven't filming it and i was like i was like what about that fucking stupid cunt queen And my mother goes yeah, I don't like her. That's a response Whoa I would get disown if I said that word I would imagine I said never say it

You know, he was like I don't like her at all. Oh my god. Oh, it's what I'm saying So is that one of the reasons why none of Matt's characters in Red Bull's is blue ever swore? That's a big part of it. Yeah. Even though Mali never really swore. My parents were both of my parents in the CSNAP, but they were always like, Brandon's parents, where they just didn't understand what the fuck I did.

Like even I made a feature film worked on them for a year and a half, called The Schedule, and my parents went and saw it, and they were like, okay, now just tell me what it was about. They couldn't fucking tell me what they'd buy it bought it I go you like a spark note yeah maybe to like a mom what what was the name of the movie what was it called to us the spreadsheet pretenders yeah so she thought it was the now I'm getting the smell of you what did they say about bone or for murder

oh I don't know I mean I'm sure Matt's parents don't necessarily watch every single frame of Red Vs. And he swear sometimes in the show. You know? I remember it. But the metal one called, shit, I already know, it's in the second episode. He said the F-Watt in one of the episodes that I was involved in. It was way later in the series he was like, fuck it. Yeah, yeah.

It was talking a low price or something. And everyone in the comments was like, did I just hit that? Correct. Yeah, I just did the apple. We always twisted stuff like that. Like, where were my favorite payoff jokes like that over the long? Don't know. Because period time was don't have to pay off.

Where Simon says something goes, that's gay. It's just, it was like, the word, I don't think the word gay was ever said anywhere in the whole series, the first 10 seasons so far, except for don't says it one time. And it's just like, it just seemed really funny with that to be the one instance of it. It's the best character to write. Don't, yeah, don't be the one instance of it. It's the best character to write Don't yeah, don't it's a lot of fun. It's a good season season, you know, and we're having a big meeting for our Rebe season 11 tomorrow, so that would really cool. Who am I? What's that? Who am I? We want to be where we want to be. Yeah. Are you bringing my guy back? I can't you make you ever I want to take fancy Just we'll make you agent Jersey. There you go. What? What? It's just right to self, it does.

Let me get to the two. What the hell, what fuck you, how about that? That'll be my line, I'll be like fuck you. I can do it, I'll be buying something, and I'll be like fuck you, and I'll just throw change at somebody. I want it. I want it to be a prequel so the private Joe and I

can come back. Joe and his good luck. Yeah. Yeah, and we never saw him die. He died off screen. All right, cool. It's my one of our Dyson science fiction. What's that? No one of our dies in science fiction? No, they do, but she's just get the machine that like Read the radio you did the guy that had my name. Yeah, but continue him. I did yeah, you might enjoy it

It was like fate you knew Bernie planned this by the way speaking of love and all that You want to tell? Yeah, so I went to PAX East. I was wandering around right Some various booths for a purchase in there and i saw this at the booth and uh... i'll highlight it here i have this uh... this diamond uh... pendent from minecraft not actual diamond but replica of the diamond let's you be fooled yeah no it is not real diamond ladies uh... there we go so it's uh... the diamond pendent from

minecraft so i saw this at a stand and i walk up to it and uh... to it and there was only two different kinds. All they had was the diamond and the creeper. And I figured like Gavin's... Oh shit! Oh, zoom in there. Gavin's the creeper there in the show. You know, he's always a creeper in the last place. So I was like, you know, I'll buy the diamond and the creeper and it'll be really stupid. And like Gavin team up, Gavin and I when we team up, we call it Team Nice Dynamite. And I'll be like, that'll be our thing. It's like the Wonder twins. It'll be like Team Nice Dynam our thing it's like the Wonder twins to be like Team Nice Dynamite so I asked the

guy I'm like oh how much are those and he's like 20 dollars each and I was like god damn it like that's a lot for like a stupid piece of plastic and I was like that's more than the game yeah alright I'll buy it so I spent 40 dollars on two stupid pendants for Gavin and I just to wear what was from the lets place so I was wearing this today because Michael gave it to me and I thought I'd wear it because it's a laugh. But I was wearing a different shirt this morning but then Brian gave me this shirt to wear because we took the pictures of me wearing this.

And I took this shirt into the bathroom so I could change. Took off my other shirt and all I could see was me without a shirt on but wearing this. By far the gayest thing that I've seen, oh yeah. I laughed that loud. I don't think a pen's anything to do with it prefer pelted a creeper

do you like what your hands on your hips no i don't like that i took that off did you his picture you know hold on to you look all like uh... you're gonna look at the book a british look on the rooting kind of uh of hotness to you. Yeah, that's not that's me. Oh, an entire pimps. It's kind of ironic that you're wearing the tower of

pinch shirt because you've only wanted once. No, you made it though. This bullshit. You made it, but you just can't get it. I just can't win the down. Yeah. Well, competition. Yeah. Competition is fierce. You've done what? 54? How many have you done? No, we've done like 45. I think I think 43 was like, oh, is it? Well, we have got watching the first first one which is now to like 5.6 million views for the first one. I'm these Yeah, yeah, it was two is ten months ago you put that out This is like ten months it was I think it was May 11 May 11th which Is a date of note for me because that's the date I signed up on Rusteap.com or reversees blue.com. It was better. Yeah, so on May 11th will be the one-year anniversary of Minecraft and the ten-year anniversary of me signing up on

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No, no, no, no, no. I would love if you were on your desk to not always say you're just like your feet and shit like that too. You always kick them over. We have, we had a, I, with my ideas, I think it's brilliant. We've got one kind of drive. We buy that same drive every single time. So we have the same power supplies and the same cables.

Theoretically, that's the way it's supposed to work. But you have like stacks of those drives. I knew them. You don't need 10 drives at once. You have a working drive, maybe a secondary drive, and then the rest is like, everything we do, like it's all scattered. Like on the radio, something in. something in on the network I will say

this though every time somebody comes to us like we had a TV network here last week we talked a little bit about that and they said oh what's what's that work no it was a spice that work goes to the network we we had uh it's not spike he was he wasn't spiced he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn't he wasn and the library of B-roll. And it was none of the same thing. It was scattered across everything. So I have like 10 hard drives on my desk. So it was all in the invisible world. Like we're like, my life at this point, I think is worth 35 terabytes.

Yeah, yeah, I know a lot. How? Wait, wait. Well, I just, it was high definition. Probably four terabytes of personal stuff, like photos and videos, I have every single Rupert video that was ever released. But then I started shooting slow-mo.

Which shoots at 8 gigs per second. So, I'm tear through hard times. Don't you meant like your memories if you can at all? My mind is definitely not 35 terabytes. You guys might hear about some stuff. You're like a half-packed. You guys seem to be cool at packs? I saw a dude dressed as Mr. T.

That was awesome. No, Mr. T joined Twitter a couple dressed as Mr. T. That was awesome. No, did you? You know Mr. T joined Twitter a couple weeks ago, and I just like no, I mean it wasn't Mr. T No, I know. What's his name? What's the T? That's it? It's just Mr. T. That's what his name. I don't know. I have no idea what the guy's name is I sure somebody knows something nice. It's on Wikipedia, but it's like Theodore. Yeah, Siberia I might be Cornelius. I'll look him up He used to make the joke that his name was first name was Mr Last name was T his middle name was that little period I can't believe that old joke made you laugh

He's not doing anything else. I don't know. I didn't really wait in line in printing impacts I just kind of walked around and like looked at all the like the crap that had out like just on display and stuff I will say you know what I saw right in the entrance that giant firefall thing Yeah, like that huge piston that was just loud as shit, and I got like a moisture farmer. Yeah, and there was like, there would like be like smoke that would come out of it. And I felt bad for like the two girls

that were working there, because it was loud as shit, and it would just repeat over and over again. And there was like a speaker, like I can't imagine how the whole thing cost, like how much that whole thing cost. Like it was some big, elaborate like standee, and they had like all these models that apparently

were like like full-size models that were like made from like like human likenesses that like people like model for and everything yep and like it just went like and would just go for like two minutes stop and there's repeat over and over and over again forever I saw Yeah, I saw the same thing It's just anytime somebody's around something that's super repetitive like that I also feel terrible for them just absolutely terrible I don't know the fiction of firefall, but it's like some kind of like gas mining thing

Yeah, I was like some sort of real or something that was like pounding into the ground and then like this little door would open Like and then the door would close and then rewind door would close and then it would rewind and the lights would go off and go over there. I got over there. I got over there. But really fast. Well, you noticed that he put near the booth. No, it was nowhere near the booth.

I kept ending up there because I was meeting friends and hanging out with friends a lot and so I was there on vacation. And every time we got separated, it would be like, let's meet the firefall thing because it was right at the main entrance and it wasn't very crowded because most people were on the exhibition floor So I stood next to that thing like five times while I was there God why would you do that? Why not pick up a super asshole? I'd say meet by the bathrooms on the third floor They were in that very same area though handing out free five-hour energy, so I was grabbing a bunch of those Yeah, they did not a bunch of free stuff like they were a big thing

They were handing out this time at the convention was Vibrant caffeine pills. They were like, I guess that's coming back now. It was a big one, energy these days. Yeah, this one. Cause just sleep a bit more. Dude, we don't have time for sleep. Although I have to read more before podcasts.

Yeah, you're just trying to get that. I'm addicted. Speaking of meeting up at things, did you ever hear, you know, who Steve Merchant is, right, Bernie? Yeah, of course I do. We do. We do. We do. We do. We do. You know who Steve Merchant is, right, Bernie? Yeah, of course he knew. Right. Of the office.

He's Wheatley in Porto. He's six foot seven. And he was telling a story once when he was on radio about how these two girls came up to him while he was at a party. He was just walking around with a balloon. And these two girls came up to him and he was like, hey ladies, how's it going? And I was like, no, don't worry, we're just going to stand here. And then he eventually found out that before that, them and two other friends

had arranged to meet back at him. Because he was so tall and he could be seen in the wild. They're like, no, don't worry, we're just meeting at you. You're shitting me. Because he was six, we're seven on the balloon. Yeah, he was a landlock in this part. He was moving around, I just bought a ball.

He was, he was a movie star. Yeah, you could find him anywhere though. It's like just meat of the tall guy. Oh, there he is. I just can't imagine of the juice moving around. I'm just passing by. He was, he was a movie target. Yeah, you could find him anywhere though. It's like just me that the tall guy. Oh, there he is. I just can't imagine anything more in so it's that. Two hot girls meeting at you. He's a really funny guy. And I saw him live once.

He's very good. Yeah. One of the coolest things I saw at PAX was, I ran into, everything you played Mass Effect, Brandon, you probably haven't. So there's the woman who was the voice model and face model for the Justice Car, Samara. The hot, yeah.

Well, she cosplays as Samara at events all the time. Like, she'd win any competition to do that. I have no idea. So she like shows up and she looks just like the character in the game. I mean, she is the character. Because she is the fucking character. I mean, spot on.

It's really creepy. It just sounds like a two. Did you ever see that comparison of everyone in Half Life two with that actual real life person? Yeah, side by side. But Gordon Freeman doesn't have one, right? Well, no, Gordon Freeman doesn't have a face. But is Alex based on someone?

Yeah. Every single person is like, oh, that's that dude. And walking down the street, you would recognize him as Eli or whatever. Alex. But really, because I've seen that, not with the Half Life 2 characters, but with the left for dead 2 characters, I've seen them in real life. Gordon Freeman doesn't have a dude. Well, he doesn't have a model.

He has like, cover art, doesn't he? But he's not actually got a face in game. Right. Well, I mean, but he's based, you know, it looks like somebody. He's like, he's got a human face. Yeah. Is that based on anyone? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I'm asking you. He was just a dude. You're making average claims. I'm just asking. Do you watch Walking Dead, right? Do you know that Tyrese in the Walking Dead is the voice actor for Coach and Left For Dead? Oh, I didn't know that. No. Yeah. Listen, you'll hear it now.

If like when he was this last week when they're arguing about the pit, That is the voice actor for Coach and Left For Dead. Oh, I didn't know that, no. Yeah, listen, you'll hear it now. Like, when he was this last week when they're arguing about the pit, remember, was it maybe that was the week before? Yesterday or the week before? Because I haven't watched yesterday or the week before. I just watched a couple of them back to back. So it might have been a week before. Was it the one when, like, shit went down at the pit?

Yeah, that was last week. Yeah, you can totally hear it. Go back to that scene, you'll totally hear Coach and his voice. Huh. Absolutely. Like, when something happens, does it go, and sooner or later, he goes, I'm out of my mind. Yeah, no, he was good. It was, if you go back and look at it,

I'm curious what they're doing with Tyrese and walking dead. Yeah, it's, he's very different from the graphic novel. So you read the graphic novel? I've read like the first, maybe 60 or 70 issues, or is this the new character? Tyrese, he's, a few weeks ago he's way big in the graphic novels and show super late

uh... in the in the show and has a completely different role in the show and then in the graphic is it a guy who bashes wife's head in with a hammer uh... don't know oh that's the guy in the town the guy that you meet to the first episode

no it's a talk about who's this who's thiris thiris is the black guy that shows meet to the first episode? No, it's a guy who's talking about Brandon. Who's this? Who's Tyrese? Tyrese is the black guy that shows up at the prison and Rick chases him off with the gun, and he takes him and his people and they leave, and then he ends up in the town. He wears a hat? Oh, he's the guy from the wire. Right. The guy maybe from the wire. He wears usually like a beanie?

Yeah. No, I got it. Yeah, I got it. Okay, what happened? No, it's in a who he was. It's in a who he was. If I look at the guy, He just came into the show. He's the guy who came into the show the same episode that killed the last black guy.

There you go. I'm serious. It's exactly what happened. You got to watch out. I'm still an offer to put this guy's wife at a misery with a gun. Like a bullet. All right. It's not too much in spoilers.

Walked in. They turned season stuff. But I will say this. In walking dead, the graphic novel, Tyrese is more like Darryl. That's how big a character he is in the graphic novels. Darryl doesn't exist in the graphic novels. Yeah, he's not a character. Cause he's kinda like, he's kinda like,

I don't want no trouble, I apologize. You know, it's like, I'm just trying to fit in. Like that's his kind of his character in the show. It's kinda like fucking crazy in the graphic novel. Like, just shows up and just beats ass. Yeah, beats ass. just beats ass. Yeah. He beats ass. He beats ass.

Zombie ass, zombie face, zombie dick. Hey, Michael, what? You're from New Jersey, right? I'm from New Jersey. So, you're kind of a scumbag. I guess. Like, scumbags are from New Jersey. Yeah, sure.

Did you ever shoplift? Did I shoplift as a child? Yeah, I did. You ever knick stuff. Yeah. What did you knick? Just random crap, candy gum. Yeah, just shit, stupid shit. I've never done it, do you know how easy that is?

Yeah, I did it. Because I did it. You did it too. I got a piece of shit. So once I bought this coat from, it was probably next or some crappy shop, but they didn't take off the security tag. I guess, and I walked out with it in the bag

and it set the alarm off, and I didn't realize. So I have this security tag on this coat. And that year, I probably set off maybe 200 alarms in various stores, not a single one check. So it begins to check to see if I had stolen it. How old were you? Oh, that's like two years ago, that's 21, 21. Right, see, like those things came out forever ago, right?

Like the little, let's put the tactics on the clothes so goes bbbb when you go out of my friends pocket right and people are like oh shit somebody stealing something like freeze motherfucker like when you hit it and then they realize like it sucks and it goes off all the time so like that technology was like completely abandoned like two years after a came out no one fucking cares like if something goes bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb fucking cares like if something goes bbbbb you kind of just like stop like at the grot it still happens like a Walmart if I walk out it's like bbbbb I'll just kind of look around either a no one will be there I'll wait for like 30 seconds and just like okay yeah leave

or like someone will be like yeah just just go yeah that's the move nobody cares you make no one in the first world what a waste of technology I would know what I'm gonna buy something have that go off and run cares you make no one that was somebody that was what a waste of technology i would know what it was i want to buy something have that go off and run all the time have a check that you show me receipt to be an asshole i would do that like it went off i would stop and look around like all and then just like that where they just they they run see if they can run security guards yeah

yeah up and was it called some urban rodeo yeah yeah something illegal yeah it's like run circles right but that was a thing like maybe of of the 200 I set off there was a hundred occurrences where the thing didn't even go off yeah I just walk through nothing would happen or like the most reaction I get I would walk out and someone would look at me and I'd be like the coat I keep walking yeah nobody ever checked anything I want to just steal stuff now I want to become like see now your fees are shit

though, well you know because you're 24 years old, but that's the thing if I was matter though if I was like Sneaking out like a criminal I would be arrested because I look suspicious if you have that confidence of like not didn't do it Straight out. I it's no fun to do because we I was at a party this time Where there's a party to know about and you had to be be on a list to get the party and so this was it practice because you're in the phase of doing this thing where you just like to mess with people you just like interacting obscure ways like the other day we're going out to dinner with that tv network you calling up this place for reservations and i guess that did not have any reservations of the last do you take i think i said the Gavin you get in these conversations

all the time where you know exactly how it's gonna go. It's almost your final following a social script. And in my point in my life now, I won't follow the social script anymore. It's like, hey, do you guys take call ahead? And they of course say, no, your whole party has to be here to sign up. And I go, well, do you take reservations?

And they said, no, we're booked up for the rest of the evening. So you said, I think the guy's name was something, like, Nate was probably something. Yeah, so you're like, Nick, I want to need to go ahead and just throw that all out, just for us, make an exception. And then he was like, he didn't say anything, you're like, all right, we'll see you in a second.

You're just like, some nice people like that now. And it's the most fun to be around. You're just being like off with people, like you hate the thing where people turn on the lights when we're at bar because it's time to kick everyone out. It's two o'clock and they turn the lights on. Yep. Fuck them. They did that. They did that at the at the hotel restaurant that we were at when they were closing like 1 a.m. all the lights came on. It's show fuck the fuck out. Yeah. It's nice for you to get the fuck out. It's like someone might

just walk up to me be like, Hey, how you doing? Get the fuck out. out exactly right. That's exactly what it is because I was there again with a friend and he just turned 21 so of course we got just wasted at the bar and He's like, oh, what does that mean? I'm like that means get the fuck out now because they're closing piss off And that's happened a couple of times in Austin where one time they flick lights up and you just stop and you like God What are you doing? But really annoyed. I was going to be like, oh, you crossed the bar. And there was another time where they did it.

It was just you and I that time. And the guy was like, thanks for coming guys and you're like, whatever. I don't want to be a prick. Well, you'll appreciate this because I got, I got like, this part of your dormitiety, I didn't know what existed until the day of. It's like, you're going to list. It's like, no, no, we'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

So, I'll call people again to list, whatever. And so, I'm outside the club. And it's like you're gonna list, it's like, no, no, we'll forget that, we'll forget that. So, I call people again to list, or whatever. And so, I'm outside the club, and it's like, just people inside, nobody can hear their phone inside the goddamn club. So, we're outside, we're hanging out, and it's like, well, you know, can you, I'm gonna come down and talk to this guy, get you on the list, this person can get you on the list.

There was somebody who could get me on the list, and they weren't gonna do it. I'm amazed at people's ability to hold a grudge. I can't do it, but it's amazing how someone can hold a grudge and just like not be helpful in any way. So it's like five minutes of this stuff to the dormant and it's like, he's like, well, your friend's coming out to get you on the list.

I'm like, no, he's coming, whatever. And he's like, he's like, we can't get on the list. I said, okay, well, I'm just gonna go in then. And he goes, okay. All of this for fucking nothing. Just like, just walk in, fuck this. Yes. Fuck the whole procedure.

Let's just go in. Gavin's kicking beer. That's empty bowl, chill out. Yeah, but, you know, you're, but you will appreciate this. I think I took it to a whole new level, okay. This weekend because this, I think you saw a tweet that Ashley made.

She's like, oh shit, I got Bernie drunk. I have drunk Bernie here, what have I done? Yeah. And that was because we were out, she had an event and I was kind of like, oh shit, I got Bernie drunk. I have drunk Bernie here, what have I done? Yeah. And that was because we were out, she had an event, and I was kind of like Saturday was like her day, because she works at IGN and she had a lot of stuff. So I was kind of helping her out at the con, and like, she was, she had a lot of cool stuff

that she was doing for social media. She had a really good idea where she was attending the con for people who couldn't be there. Like she was on Twitter to all the people at IGN and saying, hey, I'm walking the floor what do you want to see they'd say go see injustice and she's okay and so she go take like a vine of injustice like the Batman fighter game whatever it is but like people wanted to see stuff and know about stuff or she go interview a developer real quick so she's doing that all kind of stuff all day.

So it's like you're specifically making content that people want. Yeah so she's a proxy kind of for me and the con for people can't be there like for the floor itself like but live at that time. Anyway, so they had a cool meet and greet later in the day. Our kind of style of event where it's just a bar and they ran it out and they did it with double fine and I got to meet Tim Schaefer. And that was really cool because I he I'm a huge fan of his stuff like he's made like monkey island full throttle.

Tons of really cool stuff. And so we were just sitting there, like, not doing anything. I was just sitting there drinking and chatting. I didn't have anything to do with this event, but just sit there. So I got to that point where I was like, right at the edge of drunk, right there at the edge, and the event was over, and we were going to lead to meet our people for dinner. And I was like, oh, I got a full drink in my hand, and I just slammed it. There you go.

That was it. That's what happens. God, and you just reach that tipping point where it's just like, what do you do, man? But that's the best drink of that night. Any night, the first drink is kind of, because you're sober and you're drinking booze. It's like, I don't really like the taste of this. He's in point, this podcast. Right.

Right. But that one where you're feeling the drunkness and you know that the next drink is going to throw you into drunk, that's the best one. That is drink prime. So I should have a dinner, Monty. Monty, you wanna get on the hot seat? Talk to us a little bit. Monty Om. Monty makes up. You're screwing him because the light went off. After that event, then I went to go meet the Ruchisthi group at dinner.

They had a group dinner that night. And so I walked in. And the way Barbara described it was, because everyone had to reconstruct these events for me is I walked in to the middle of the restaurant Walked up to our table and went to them and walked up and I go you're all Nice that I spent I don't know I was sitting next to Monty Oh Barbara wrote and I'm a kinder. doing this, is that I stood up at dinner where everyone's there, they've been working so fucking hard, they had this crazy thing where they had to like get their flights canceled, they had to road trip from La Guardia in

New York all the way to Boston. They were all like completely miserable by day two, not miserable, but just like exhausted. And so I stood up, owner of the company, company I stood up I held my glass up to everywhere at the table everybody like stops and looks at me and I go I am cat bug Barber's empty laver my 20 minutes Why right to it and no, it's not to that but Prepare for the folkroom. Yeah. Yeah, that was coming. But the real thing that happened was after that.

So this is totally reconstructed by me. So Bethesda, the people who make Elder Scrolls, Skyrim, Elder Scrolls Online was a big game. War of Game. Yeah, very good game. They're promoting Elder Scrolls Online. They had a big party. They had these like parchment invitations

that they gave out. Ooh, fans. Ashley knew some people there. She goes, hey, we're going to this party, but had a big party. They had these like parchment invitations that they gave out. Ooh, fans, so Ashley knew some people there. So she goes, hey, we're going to this party, but you're pretty junk, so I'll just keep an eye on you. We'll be there for just a little bit, then we'll go. And I said, Aces, let's do it. There we go. So we go, and I mean, I really had to have a lot of people

help me reconstruct this the next day. So I'm doing that thing where I'm like standing like this, like teeter like that. Just be able to walk, not falling over. over so we get the party and actually says she goes stay here she goes I'm gonna go the bathroom she goes I'm gonna be gone two minutes don't don't do anything don't talk to anybody just stand right here I'll be right back I'll go the bathroom with you she goes no no no no just stay here I'm gonna the bathroom I'll be right I have to go the bathroom so it's okay she

said she went to the bathroom she came back from the bathroom. I'll be right back. I have to go to the bathroom. So it's okay. She said she went to the bathroom. She came back from the bathroom two minutes had passed. That was it. And she said I had bags Bags of popcorn like that I had just had collected bags of popcorn and that I was going up to people While they were having conversations at their tables and I would give them a bag of popcorn. I'd go Hey here take this popcorn. You're too drunk. You have to go now. You have to leave You have to leave. You have to leave. And people were leaving me. I was kicking people out. I'm a taste of the party.

You already pushed the limits. I was, I had a dude come up to me at our booth the next day. And he goes, Bernie, I just want to apologize. He goes, I had a little bit to go. At the party and you kicked me out. You gave me a bag of teleports. Oh dude, I didn't even believe what he had. I was like, I'm in his life.

I was like, I'm sorry. Hey, you're not eating. You're just like, you're just going to get out of here. You're just going to get drunk. You didn't go home. And I was feeling anything. So be like, I am kind of drunk. That's like the most ironic superhero ever.

I've seen you when you're drunk, though. And you are not a good hider. But you know, like, you know, that thing we like. You know, my God. You are, you gotta leave. Get out. You're making me sick. I'm gonna throw up looking at you take your drinks and leave

Get out Money money's all hooked up. Yeah, oh my god. So my listen, but I want to apologize because you know to sit next to me through all of dinner No, it was awesome. Oh, I'm sorry and one point money. I started eating the the clamshells that Monty had I don't think I've seen Bernie that drunk before you didn't't drink, do you, Monty? No, I do not. What's your choice? Behind that. I had like three lattes that night. Oh, check you out, caffeine boy.

Well, that was the Saturday, right? Bernie, the Sanctuary Party? That was Saturday. Yeah, Sanctuary Party was Saturday. Yeah, Saturday night. You didn't go to that. No, you guys all went to that night, which is the Bethesda thing. Yeah. Oh, I didn't go to it. You were busy throwing people out of another party.

It was the fourth thing. Did you just like grab one of the scrolls and you're like, I do hereby decree the UR expel from my court. Everybody's finished. Exile yourself from the kingdom. In my defense, actually caught me really quickly in the process. I've got a lot of popcorn. It's killing throughout a few people.

It would have been cool if all those people... It would have been great if all the people that you kicked out formed their own anti-party parties. But the guy, I got to play with the name of the guy. He's the popcorn. If he's listening, he was like, what are the guys that do not happen to be a fan? The only thing they say to the boobies was like,

I'm really sorry. I had a little bit of fun to try And you were like, give me a hug I hope you don't think any less than me You're a piece of shit No, that's awesome It was pretty funny That was awesome

It was pretty funny That's awesome You're a part of what you felt when that was drawn to I was so Was it Matty? Was your end moment when it was not clear that i was drunk now you the moment you walked in it was very very apparent and also the waiter like didn't serve me for like twenty minutes you you

were like he was like i'll bring you a plate or your plate is coming in your like is going to have food on it right I'm a really nice person, I promise. I promise, I promise. Oh my God. Hey Shane. Shane, what did you think of Pax? I thought it was awesome.

It was really cool to meet the fans. Were you the panel? Yeah, I opened up. You opened up the panel Some lady came up to the table was like you play Minecraft and I was like no What's be fair and gave me a look You deserve that reaction though. You should probably Minecraft really understand 2013 Shane come on Gavin's got a friggin minecraft pendant right?

Wait team next time in effect. I'll go right here all right, so what else guys tell us about the reaction of the Ruby trailer How'd you feel about that? How did you guys see anything the show that you liked? You guys see anything the show that you like? reaction of Ruby black Ruby black was awesome. It's my favorite one because like we're just like you know working it Make giving it more content and stuff. We actually did an interview where we talked about how the way it was skewed is insinuates things that are just so invisible, and if you just spend time looking at it, you'll be able to analyze a few things here or there.

But Pax itself was freaking phenomenal. I don't know what it was about this Pax, but it was just so cool. There's a lot of more interactivity and like you didn't go to the sent- you didn't go to the sent-sci party. I went for like five minutes and then I ditched it. I ended up at the curse gaming party and there was this- I- if someone out there has the footage for that, I ended up in like three dance circles. Gavin gathered you would have loved it i would love that why you hate dancing no but he likes watching me dance

yeah it's good it's good it's entertaining but i when he's not trying to take off my shirt he's really entertaining that's what it's about gathered likes about you when you're dancing might is you're not trying to disrobe him constantly because i can't do that like i can't i can't get my groove on if i'm so but because it's like horned rick i'm like

but you know a couple of drinks in its like well yeah and and then um that uh... best best part of packs was uh... meeting a lot of ladies was i gotta give a shout out to uh... might as well shout out portion of the podcast month ray would be forever r podcast, money owned shout out. Aimee, Aimee, Linda and Kat.

Shout out to the whole gang. This part's very entertaining for them. Hey, Monty. Hey, Monty. So the thing I like about the Ruby Trailers is that it's something I've discovered. If you print screen at any point in any of those trailers, it's like a desktop background. It's like, it looks good enough to be like, yeah, see, you can print screen that and that'll be a perfect background right there.

I like, I go in and polish every single goddamn frame. It's like, yeah, it's, it's really. What brand of polish do you use? Fucking. Oh, shut up. Well, this was a, this was a unique trailer in the Ruby series because this was the first one to have dialogue. Yep. Any, any, any feedback on that, what people think about that. Ah, well, you know, it's, it's mixed.

I, like, my, my thought is, you know, you know, you, anime fans are kind of the way where they'll, they'll, they'll either like it or hate it. It's very black away about this sort of thing. And the people who like it, they would have liked it regardless of the quality. They just, they just not used to seeing like that aesthetic i've been i mean they're very few enemies all watching i think it's very uh... i think it's very important that we started layering dialogue in some of these trailers because of the show is if i could go back to trailer one and have dialogue i would have

it's like trailer one was made directly after rvbc's intent before we even knew what the actors were trailer two you know just the same. We were busy with a bunch of different things and I actually had to pull Kara away like when she was free to do a little bit for the white trailer. So like this time, we actually managed to plan

some things ahead and get some dialogue in because we're in the middle of doing our recording sessions and a lot of the dialogue coming out is great We've got like whole episodes cut and they're they're really they really pop Bane, how do you feel about it? Share we did a funny thing to be in the panel where we had Shane go out by himself and he was like representing the entire panel And it was like 30 seconds of dead silence. What's she just stared back at the audience? You guys made me do that one year as well. Oh, yeah, it was packs

You just stared back at the audience. You guys made me do that one year as well. Oh yeah. It was Pax, it wasn't primes, there was no East, but it was 2007. What were you like 12? You just sent me out there, and I didn't realize how many people had sat down, so it's like, you know what I mean?

So I walked out and the light was on my face, I was like, I guess, that's come down, that's interesting. Yeah, I think we made you do that just to see how you react in front of the crowd, because it was bloody scary. The Pax panels are enormous. I mean the pack panels are enormous i mean it's like i think it's like five thousand people now is a few thousand

and that on time what can expect from the uh... the yellow trailer well we were actually like that night went back to the hotel room started like doing like working on yellow trailer stuff uh... more you know i mean we try to we try to have as much variety as possible. I mean why do the same thing over and over? And like I said at the panel, you know, it's like these trailers aren't just trailers, but the best, there's not a better word for them. They're

more like vignettes for the character, like the Ruby trailer was like a whole resume for her weapon, you know, and we actually, you know, we were still discovering her character, so it was really more about like the move set for her weapon. Whereas this time around since we're, we're even more fleshed out we can actually do a little bit of a story. And so, you know, by the time we get the yellow, it's, I compare them to like the team fortress meat does except kind of in reverse because team fortress is a game and you spend most of the time running around shooting stuff and they only take this apart moment to do the meet those and actually have these character moments but they still work, they still like they're in character for the for the character that you play as ours is you know they'll still be fighting an action in the show but they'll also be a lot of character and dialogue and

therefore these trailers are mostly action with some character. Cool, thanks Monic. Shane agrees. And then we had posters for the first time for Ruby at the booth. We also had a set of buttons as well, but that was it. I really wish we had a Ruby t-shirt. That would have been a smart thing in our part, but sometimes we don't always think as far ahead as we should. Yeah, we were sure that we were talking actually.

Scott back from the airport, now I was like, I'm going to visit podcasts. And did you show it yet? Yeah, while you were talking, it talking about Scott back from the airport now is like I'm gonna visit podcast and you did show it yet Yeah, we're while you were talking it was playing. Oh, okay cool So real quick before you leave Monty Twitter user that brick whale wants to know about the importance of the room the moon in Ruby Because I noticed a certain shot of the characters in front of the moon. Oh, you know Phases and shit.

All right, my name is a really important. I heard you talk to a fan of the booth and he was asking you a question. I think it was what is yellows whose name hasn't been revealed yet. What is yellows weapon gonna be? And you said, do you really want to hear it here? Do you want to see it when it comes out? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I like the speculation. That's kind of part of the fun right now. I think some of the reaction about, which is, it's a nod complaint that you got too much information from the black

trailer. You know, it being a trailer is like, there's less mystery. You lose mystique when you add voices. That's, that's, but I mean, could we have not added voices eventually? I mean, better to do it now and do it gradually than to just punch people in the face. Episode one is like, oh, that's right, these people talk.

I mean, the first two trailers, of course, they had that mystique of not having voices. It's like just the same as like, you know, how little Master Chief talks. It's like, you like a more because you have an idea of who they are in your head. And if you check a lot of the fan following right now for the characters, they all have an idea of who the character is, regardless of how much

pantomime I have for the character to try to convey that, you have to give them a voice. So, all right, well thank you, my old everybody. What are you wearing? Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing? You know, blue, black. He's wearing a Monty own. Monty's one of the few dudes who stands good. Oh, you know, it's posture. That is, by the way, Brandon, that is the worst backdrop ever. It looks like the teeth are like floating in midair. Why not take that tooth at your leg?

It's that tooth is like acting up. What's the perfect backdrop for John? That works. What's the perfect backdrop? I don't know. I'm the floor. Yes, on the floor. Yes. You would be floor? I don't know. I'm the floor? Yes, on the floor. Yes.

You would be floor level, like, looking out at the rest of the con, and then the count is right. Grading of the backdrop? Oh, am I floating over packs right now? Oh, you were floating in mid-air and packs, yeah. You're like, hey, this hitting the ceiling. You're like Jesus, by all the things. Sending upon packs. You know, I'm going to say.

The Lord of video games. Of all the conventions, I think Pax East presents the best because when you enter that exhibition floor You enter from above and you like go down those escalators and we had an awesome booth that was like Shoot right around the corner of the escalator. What is that ours? Yeah, yeah, it was good I was the elder scrolls people with the Bethesda people they had like their stuff set up later Repo the escalators, but they had like offices in there too I don't think they realized people were gonna be able to see directly down into what they were doing in there Cuz they had like little like where they like doing naughty shit. No, no, no, no, no, you don't know that

I would have kicked him out if they were You gotta go yeah, no, I agree with you though like you just send like into the pit Oh madness of like riding the escalator down. It's like oh you see everything It was one moment I'm going up the escalator and I see two lines for our booth And I'm like what's going on? It's not even a line. It's like a cluster And I saw and I'm looking straight down and Michael has got his back to the wall with a line of people just wait with waiting with their cameras for him to yell at them That went on for some time. Is that a big thing you do at cons you get requests for people? Yeah, yeah yelling and like either friends that couldn't make it or just like we just yell at me

Did a man ask you to yell at his son? I don't think at this one that happened before. Yeah, that was at New York Comic Con. Did you get it? Did you get it at all? Or you kind of like, reserves a little bit. I kind of like reserved a little bit.

Like, okay, maybe the stat isn't quite sure what's going on. So I'll like hold back a little bit. But like as I'm doing it, he's just like, no more, more, I need more. Like he scores AZI me and he's like, I need raw emotion. I'm like, all right, fuck it. He's like no more more. I need more like he scores azy me and he's like I need raw motion I'm like I heard fucking shit balls dick and he's like perfect He's like I'm way better than his mother now. I think you're some sort of custody dispute going on Maybe and like that definitely was the father side. Hey, I just got a tweet. Yeah, what was it? I just got a tweet from actually

I see bunny forgot to include in his drunk story the part where he pretended an empty chair was Gavin free and made out with it I was made out. That's not real stories. Come on. Oh, you know it. Bonnie, do you remember this? I don't remember it. You have to like, there was one point where there was an empty chair next to me And I said I wish Gavin was here and then I pretended you were there in the chair next to me. Yeah, they got a little hot Yeah, you know, you have to fucking sign the paper now. You have to understand the way that that breaks down is just me making out with empty air. Yeah, while I'm drunk. How's there no video of this?

Oh, thank God, because I have real friends. I hope that a little bag of popcorn becomes the universal symbol of get the hell out. Oh, really? It was kettle corn. Oh, the guy even said you gave me, he goes, you were nice, but he gave me the kettle corn. I was sure nice about it. Hey, it's your truck, you got it out of here.

It's just a party. He's the boy. I really wish that guy would message me. Oh, that's like a goodie bag. Bobbra's chimed in. Bobbra's chimed in. He even made kissy noises. Wow, we're learning a lot here.

Apparently at one point, the menu had velvet on it, too. And I was like, had it on my face, I was rubbing it and talking about it, so off it was. And then I was holding it in such a way that I was rubbing it and I stopped and I think I fell asleep for a few seconds. I'm like, holding my own head up with a pillow. But yeah, that restaurant, we're not welcome back it. Francesca Villa, wherever we ate that night

I felt so bad because Alan like put that all together and I just like came Alan Ling in Alan might be my favorite person from this company to get bevved up with on those because he like He gets you into everything and then I Who's number one? We we flew back Lindsay and I flew back Sunday night To Austin and we had to go from Boston to Houston and then had a layover back to Austin and While we were on the flight back to Houston. It was a four-hour flight

We we had the two seats and then there was a mother like near the window seat and Which she was actually in the window seat not near it and then her two daughters were in front of us and then there was another not near it. And then her two daughters were in front of us and then there was another man in the window seat in front of us. And like I saw him a bunch of times throughout the flight like he got up and went to the bathroom and was like I just noticed like oh that guy is earbuds whatever. Literally the plan the the plane lands and we're standing up. We stand up. He's got a receipts shirt. We're like holy shit that's Alan. He was like right in front of us the entire time like literally the one seat in front of us and we see him on the way out he's like oh you guys are behind me and we were like yeah blah blah blah and we were

just like talking about the flight because we both had the next connecting flight and we were just like kind of bullshitting in the airport and he's like it was really funny because we were watching Game of Thrones Lindsay and I which is like there's just like people bang in there's like titties all over the place people get their heads chopped off whatever like it's a great formula yeah yeah it's great so we're watching it and he's like people bang in, there's like tinny's all over the place, people getting their heads chopped off, whatever. I'm like, it's a great formula on that show. Yeah, it's great. So we're watching it and he's like, that's really funny. He's like, because I, he was watching, I think he was watching Spartacus, which also just has boobies everywhere. And he said, he was watching it. There's, there's two daughters next to him. So he was covering it.

And he's like, I was really worried about the people behind me because like, I didn't want them like can like I'm some kind of sicko like watching this weird shit So I was just like I was like yeah, no, you're fine. Don't worry about it but we we got off the plane and Our next flight left it like it left it like 11 but it boarded at like 10 30 and we got off at 10 o'clock So we were just like walking with Alan and as Gavin was talking about he's just like he's like you know what technically You know, he's like I'm still on the clock So you know if we pass a bar I can buy you guys drinks whatever whatever and we're like oh, okay, and he's like fuck you know what technically, you know, I'm still on the clock. So, you know, if we pass a bar, I can buy you guys drinks, whatever, whatever. And we're like, oh, okay.

And he's like, fuck that one's closed. Or we'll find it, we'll find it on the one. We get to the next one, he's like, son of a bitch. So we finally get to the terminal, it's like 20 minutes before we board. And he's like, yeah, I'm getting antsy. I'm gonna go see if I can find a bar. Like, he couldn't accept the fact that there was no bar open. Like, he was really annoyed by it

So he leaves and then comes back and has this like defeated look on his face like I Couldn't find it. I couldn't find one guys like he just kept apologizing profusely that he didn't buy a spear But the funny part was while he was gone They announced over the speaker like are like we had we had a hell Traveling last year Lindsey and I on for Pax East like every flight We were on got delayed. No, just brutal this year was perfect every flight was on time every flight was great We get there. We're in Houston. We're waiting leave at 11 the plane supposed to be there They announced like the planes late. It's not gonna be here till 11 30 and then you're gonna depart at midnight

I'm like god damn it. We have to wait like an extra hour So we told out on that and like we thought he got that and he's like, oh, God damn it, and he left. So then he comes back and we're just kind of waiting and bullshitting and we're hanging out in the hall when I plugged my laptop back in and we're like watching Game of Thrones again and we're just like talking to him

and he's like, oh, we should get going. The plane's about to leave and I was like, didn't you hear, got delayed? And he looks at us and he's like, what? And I was like, yeah, got delayed. It's not getting here until 11.30. And he just gets up and walks away. And Liz and I are like, he is not taking this well.

So we go back to watching Game of Thrones and we're like, we have the headphones on and everything. And we're like down the hallway away from our terminal. So our gate, so he comes back and he's like, you must be smoking crack. I'm like, what are you talking about? And he's like, the plane's boarding right now. Apparently now apparently like they were like oh no the plane is on time now

So if he didn't come back we would have fucking totally missed our plane because we were down the hallway with headphones on Just watching game like drones. He's like yeah, they're boarding right now. That's the weirdest thing too I know somebody that happened just recently. I've never in my life for totally on time a plane being undelayed Yep, like after it was perfectly on time. What's a plane delayed though, that's it. Like they gotta hold to that. Cause then you're like go off and do something else. Yeah, he was like, they were like,

the plane got delayed, it's landing at 11.30 and it's departing at 11.56. And he comes back, he's like, you're fucking with me, right? I'm like, what are you talking about? And he's like, what's up? He's like, oh, it's the leader right now. We would have been left and it was the last plane

we would have been stuck in Houston for the night plane we've been stuck in Houston for the night we went to sleep in the airport Tom Hanks style no yeah it's not Tom Hanks style yeah it was also obscured Tom Hanks movie whatever what is it called terminal terminal terminal terminal yeah well I don't know if you guys kept up with it on Twitter or anything like that but thank you Alan I love you the main group that was yeah well just Alan about his expensive account because there's always some people when they get expensive Can't do fucking ape shit, you know company this is Gus Gus was the worst for the longest time Bebs are an important part of this company. I sure it is true

It is it is the spirit through which our creativity flows. Hey. I still showed up Monday morning. Where's everybody else? That was working Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, you were off on vacation right and you're back in time, right? Is that better or worse? I don't know anyway. Let's call him out for it fuckers fuck you everyone be aware of come in today Like why you mom's in shame walking it like what's up? What's up? Where are you guys really today? You can just tell me You flew today Fuck I got up it My plane was at 5.45 Eastern time which means I had to be the airport at 4.45 on what day today? Okay, so I had to get up at 4. Eastern, which is 3 o'clock our time here right now

So I've been up since 3 a.m. This morning flying and traveling see our flight there sucked because I didn't want to pay the extra Hotel night Thursday night for packs. So I just took off Friday for work and our flight left Friday at 5.30 a.m. So we were gonna get up early, but then we just started screw it. So Thursday we just didn't sleep. You should not, you took a vacation, you didn't go to patch, you should not have taken vacation. Why? I mean, I don't have the authority to make that decision anymore.

Fuck it. You should go talk to the man. Fuck that. Go talk to the whole thing. Oh, because then I got to do stuff. That's the best thing. Like, when is a vacation day? You did stuff. Yeah, but I chose to do stuff. Okay I chose to find shit and get trapped in a way fight me on this

Revocation day for me on where would you not offering it? You're gonna get your car of taxis when you're at what what where was your car? Would you put your car? What do you mean where was your car? It wasn't at the all my truck. Yeah, you're true Oh, it was at the end of the long term parking I took you to that long time well I thought I'd been a rent a car and then did some with it i would never drive a car nice barbrow

monti carry and miles all-winter packs and they all left their cars in the parking lot here yes yes how do they get there how does that make sense why wouldn't they well when they leave at home

you know from the office yeah why you people have to people could park i agree with Brandon. Why drive all your cars here and then leave? And then fucking just leave from your house? Let's talk about this real quick though. Let's talk about what happened to them, because I don't think we've, we've got a bone,

hardcore. So they, one of the bad things about living in Austin, there's not much, but one of the bad things about living in Austin is that you can't get a direct flight anywhere. It's very difficult. You get like, to LAX and to New York because there's a big major cities and it's more so has to do with the getting direct flights from them and not from Austin. So most of the time we connect and we usually connect through Dallas Fort Worth. So they leave from Austin, they get to Dallas Fort Worth, they're playing from Dallas to Boston has mechanical issues which who knows what

it was and their flight was canceled. Thursday night on our panel is the next day Friday at 1 p.m. So the cancel the flight on Thursday, American Airlines tells them, hey, we're going to get you another flight tomorrow, you'll get into Boston tomorrow and I'll get you a night. Everybody would have missed the panel. Every single person but me, and I guess you would have been able to run up there, right. Yeah, and so Gus was I'm sure Gus will go in detail about this when he gets back But Gus had to rearrange the itinerators on the fly for seven people Sucks and the best they could do because they're all booked together was they got everyone to LaGuardia in New York Then they rented a van and drove from New York City to Boston four and a half hours and they got fun

They got it much fun. They got it that night. Oh my god, kidding me. You got it, it's fun. No, it's not fun. That's not what they fucking trip. Nightmare. That sounds like a nightmare.

Like road trips aren't bad enough and they're awful. It's a fucking impromptu road trip. Like, oh, you thought we were flying. Guess what, bitch? Road trip. That's awful. I'm not even prepared to say that. There was a choice. What's that? There's'm not a nation was a choice. What's that there's an obligation? Oh, yeah

All right Guys, oh no we got someone to show it. Yeah, definitely. I will say we just saw this thing. I just saw it over packs Pro to the best use of vine that I've ever seen over the weekend. It's only like maybe 10 days old this video will sassow from Man TV get up get it up. I'm gonna get up get it up. I don't know what it was just like and will Sasso fucking lemon compilation. So there's a this vine app which I haven't really investigated much in but it's some sort of like like short video slideshow app where you can like slap together a bunch of clips. So Will Sasso from Mad TV I guess either tweets it or makes these own videos of like his uh it's just like this weird shitty dust with lemons.

I don't know any backstory to it because someone just showed it to me but someone took a video and made a video of all of his lemon videos that he made and it's one of the funniest fucking YouTube videos I've seen in a long fucking while. It's just him just fucking with lemon. There we go that other one on the screen. Can we see this? There we go. It's like two. Homemade almond milk. Water, almond, lemons. Did he make this or someone else someone made a compilation? These are all his videos, but someone combined them I got will sasso

Hi Right cuz Which one the TV show with Kulgman and Randall What is that? That's it. That's incredible. That's one of my favorite YouTube videos. I always use the weirdest part of DCU for fun. That was fantastic. That's just a compilation of solutions. I had to shout that out. Oh my god. Cry and watch that. Ray watched that, like, he's seen it before. Oh no, he watched it for the first time today. He watched it like six times in a row today. Cool things that happened at PAX Borderlands.

They announced a new Vault Hunter. I guess it'll be done with a little bit of content. They're going to release a bandit. Fun fact, just randomly about that at packs on if he saw it there was a part where they had they had one of the guys dressed up as like the bad land like like midget characters yeah psycho and then they also had a vending machine there I saw the vending machine right actually though a company that my brother works for made that vending machine and like he texted me like a month ago and he's like

he's like hey is there some kind of event coming up because like someone had a gearbox had his design, this, like, your, this, a vending machine, like, hand out prizes or something. And I was like, and he's like, is there something happening in Boston? I was like, yeah, Pax East is there. So he's like, yeah, no one at this company understands what, because it's just like a production company that he works for. And like, nobody there knew what the fuck it was. Like, we have to build this thing. And he's like, oh, that's Borderlands. And like, yeah, I don't know what that is yeah but I don't know it was cool if you play the game borderlands they had some of the vending machines that are in the game like the uh... i think it was the medic

uh... vending machine and then uh... the ammo dump one they had their at the convention it was pretty cool why did we never get the vending machines from hailey to well they were digital and they were not in existence why we get it made? Yeah, they were kind of crappy weren't they though? They were like they were just like the big overblown rooster and the big overblown teeth in there Oh, if you ever played Halo 2

There's Rooster Teeth bending machines that are an East Rig on there. It's the map turf. Yeah with the swing goes Yeah, good map hours video coming soon. Yeah, I was on a Halo panel. They announced a castle map pack, which was playable at Pax. And then they also announced at a panel that I was on that they have a new map called Forge Island, which is going to be free downloadable new map. It's like supposed to be their version of Forge World

or Foundry. It's like the Forge map. It's a huge, flat space where you can build basically whatever you want to. This, man, those Forge map makers in Halo are fucking amazing. Halo and, I mean, obviously with like all the videos we do with Trials. It's crazy.

Watching people make Mac maps blow my mind. Like I'm just like, well, it's crazy thing in Trials too. It's like you went up with something that doesn't even look right to you. Yeah, it's nothing like Trials. Half the time, it's Like I'm just like, well it's a crazy thing in trials too. It's like, you went up with something that doesn't even look retina. Yeah, it looks nothing like trials. Half the time it's like an overhead, like 2D perspective,

and it's like, oh I recreated this pinball game. Like how the fuck do you even do that? Yeah, it doesn't even make me sense. Yeah, I have no idea. Devil work, devil worship, evil. We should get... We'll sass it to do one of those,

but Monty punches the lemon. The flesh I was not. Back into the... That was the dude that threw the lemon showed up at the panel. He did. And and he gave a like a lemonade packet or something i mean when he said there's a guy who came to our panel last year packs and he had all of our names written on lemons and through them up to us on the panel and monty when his came to him he punched it mid air and went back and

hit the guy in the face that was right before a guy came up and his underpants that was immediately out done with some fun stuff of the panel this year. Hopefully it'll come out on the Pax DVDs or as part of the streaming. But we're a weird camera angle for it was like directly over people's heads. Yeah, one of the Q&A's positions was normal. It was a view like this of people asking questions and saying, hey, you know what?

But the other one was like a straight top down view, like right down. I heard someone said that like on a previous panel, like the one before that, the cameras in the same spot, but the microphone was further back, but I still don't understand how that would have been a better angle, like essentially like someone tied a rope to the ceiling and hung a camera from it.

It was like directly the top of people's skulls. As they walk up and ask questions, so you were just staring at the top of people's skulls. As they walk up and ask questions, he was just staring at the top of people's skulls or down women's like blouses. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Can you hold the grudge? I bet you can. What? Can you hold the grudge? It depends what it is. Sure. It's more effortful. It's more effortful to hold the grudge than it is to let it go. I agree. But if it's worth holding on to. Here's what I think.

Here's what I really get fucked over. I flip, because so when I'm mad about something, I either run out of enthusiasm for how mad I am, and I just give up on it. Or after a certain point, I'm like, me holding on to this or me showing that I'm mad at this person is like giving them too much. It's like I'm thinking about them too much,

or like this situation too much. So I can't, then I'm like, oh, I't want to look like I'm like, I can't move on or I'm like a fucking loser and I can't like get over this stuff. So then I like go up it. So I just, I can't, I can't hold on to grudges. It's different because if there's like, if there's like a big blowout and it's like, fuck you, I hate you and fuck you, I hate you, that's one thing. But it was like something that someone did that pisses you off. I agree you can't be like, actually like mad about it like forever because then you're just kind of like, alright, get over it. But I will say if it like actively like mad about it like forever because then you're just kind of like all right get over it

But I will say if it's something like significant It's like I don't forget about it like I always like remember it Oh, you say for don't forget for not I'm forgive but not forget But just like kind of just like just like I kind of like put it in the back of my head and just like don't forget like I don't know the people grudges you can I mean I mean I'm like this time like just to kind of fuck off to the person You don't I mean I'm just not like this personal professional professional grudge you just like well, I'm not working with them again Right exactly that's just choose to work with other people personal is harder to hold the grudge I've never been that mad to the point where I'm never gonna talk to someone or ignore them

Well someone shows remorse. I don't know how you can stay mad at them. Yeah, but if like they don't care and like I don't know Yeah, can stay mad at them. But if they don't care and like, I don't know. What do you do that? Yeah, bitch. I'm not good at it. I mean, I look and I admire people who can hold onto it for that long. Hate is hot. It is a fucking effort, isn't it?

More effort. Yeah, it's a lot. Yeah, I think the nicest people in the world are the lazy ones. You think so? It's like, yeah, whatever. It was taken easy. You can just shit. And I had four beers during this podcast.

Yeah, I need to piss them. Let's wrap it up. I got to piss so bad. All right, where are we going to go eat dinner? I don taking easy. And I had four beers in this podcast. Yeah, I need to piss him. Let's wrap it up. I got to piss so bad. All right, where are we gonna go eat dinner? I don't care. You guys eat piss together? Why not? We always eat after the podcast, Brian.

Don't you know that? I'm never there. You wait, we'll stay on the night. You had some ribs, and then you had ribs as a star as well, which I found with. You had to try to change my order. Because he didn't tell me that we were getting three ribs, and I tried to change it, and he was like, no,

you don't want to keep these. Fuck you bitch, You're not the ribs You can never complain about double ribs ribs are always good. Well, I got pissed because like the front of the menu had ribs on a cow And I was like I'll have beef ribs. He's like we don't have we have pork so everyone make sure you purchase the amazing tower of pimps T-shirt available in the wristy store while available tomorrow Yeah, it's not available. Yeah, it should be and still a while available tomorrow, technically. Yeah, it's not available, yeah. Yeah, it should be.

And if somebody just tweeted a photo of the anger, the weird camera angle, I actually went down on the floor at one point. They did. And it was helped. Saved it, nice job. Thanks, sir. Thanks, sir.

So that's what that was. Yeah, yeah, I walked down there and tried to help that person out. That's ridiculous. Because she was the first female who showed up. Oh, that's what it was like, straight down her boobs. That's how boobs right there on the left. Yeah, and then the camera was funny focus right on his crotch Yeah, I thought that was funny. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, we met them afterwards

I talked to both of them. They were noble. I pretty yeah, we gave them the first bobble head actually They got or not the first one little kid got the first one, but yeah Oh, it's almost because of the first one little kid got the first one but yeah yeah almost the first one yeah what the fuck will you do people people who are screaming in the Twitter comments I apologize we're not gonna be doing Gavin or Google this week rule continue to get Gavin or Google next one to be yeah I got a piece team song in a title screen all stuff these guys at the piece sometimes you just go to tease it. Yeah, sometimes you got a Alright Hey

I don't know you to recover anything else for packs. I would like to cover the toilet bowl Yeah, seriously like I'm the latest boss. Oh god Okay, are Gavin is out. Oh my god He took a hard, a hard spell. I think a little bit of P came out right there. When we get a mop, can we get a porter out here? That's what they're called in supermarkets. All right, thanks to our viewers,

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