Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #213

Episode Date: April 9, 2013

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For a free trial and 10% off your first purchase on new accounts, go to squarespace.com slash rooster teeth and use offer code rooster teeth for. That's rooster teeth and a number for. Welcome to the rooster teeth podcast. Hey. Have you heard that Google fibers coming to Austin? No. I can't think about.

Gus, I was really starting to podcast. About a thousand fucking tweets in a row. People really care about what internet service that we use, apparently. How do you feel about Google Fiber coming to Austin? How do you feel about that? I like fast internet. Didn't you say that you'd only believe it once it's like still working?

People keep talking about it. It's a known fact. It has not been officially announced. I will not believe it until the fucking technician turns on my internet at home and it's working and he's driving the fuck away from my house. They're like oh cool. It's here Gus I've heard that you don't actually get a gig a bit You can sometimes get as low as 700 megabits down and that is bullshit. All right. I'm not happy with it

The main thing is the upload right isn't that the big deal? Yeah, cuz the same up. It's like can you imagine? Well cuz we upload let's plays all the time right and they take two hours. It is 200 times faster than the outfits we have now. Yeah. So I can just imagine someone saying, oh, you want to go to lunch? I can be just like, wait out. Let me just upload this video. All right, let's go.

It's like, that would be amazing. We have two hours now, and it's 200 times faster. It takes like what? Less than a minute? You know what the, we'll get else not to be about the servers anywhere else that aren't in Austin though. Yeah, it would turn us into the worst people alive

Yeah, when you go to Australia that's gonna suck What New Zealand? New Zealand don't they have like the meter your internet usage you'll use it like in two seconds Like you have you have out used your one gigabyte allocation You know I was just about to say well Jackson Australia But then I like bit my tongue because I didn't want to take it away from him like his announcement Yeah, as he announced that he's touched the ground yet? Has he announced that it's Tuesday or Wednesday? He's not saying it right about now. I don't want to steal his thunder.

Let's cool him. Jack, did you hear about that? Yeah. That Jack got really pissed at me that I just mentioned that he was going to watch the movie in the podcast. And he hadn't yet announced it yet. You're stealing his thunder. You got to talk to his PR people and make sure that this stuff is, uh, is

streamed out. So can I say one thing? Fucking fucking god's. Guss threw my goddamn cat out of here because my cat piss or supposedly piss and- There's no supposed, there's no supposedly. We can still smell it. And then what'd you do the week after the cat gets thrown out?

Everyone knows because you just won't shut up about it. I breed some beer. There are literally tiny little flies everywhere now in the studio because you're stupid beer project. That's not my fault. I said is. No, it's because of your intuition. It's not the beer. It's the insulation. How does insulation make flies? They had the doors open. Oh, you're so shit. That free flies. Oh, it's just a softwa. That's totally, it's totally what it is. It's from the incident. We did not have flies until the insulation. We didn't have flies until they hatched after going into your little hop back. We didn't have flies until after the cat was here. I mean, we can go back in time. We didn't have flies until dinosaurs. Why are there flies in here?

Why are there flies in here? Because people don't empty the trash cans. This is a beast. Can we book out on the hot seat? The hot seat doesn't look available today. We had to rearrange our studio this week because we had to do a lot of work. We had to do a lot of work. We had to do a lot of work.

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We had to do a lot of work. We had to do a lot of work. We had to do a lot hot seat is hot the hot seat doesn't look available today we have to rearrange our studio this week because Because we had installation put in to our studio. Well, plus also we pretty much shipped the entire podcast production Equipment to Georgia for our livestream last week and then I have to ship it back except for one working at the art table We decided one behind yeah, that's that man man that's not the little bit. Yeah. But that's okay it's a mobile production. Ten years maybe ten years from now twenty-th anniversary we'll get that. We have like I think we had redundant parts for just about everything except a spare XLR table. We had backup mics we had backup everything everything except a backup XLR. So this could be a five-a-thing.

How far into the future, do you think this is future proof now? Because usually broadband speed would just tease up when it, across the years, it started like half a meg, and then now it's what, 50 or 30 average. Well, now that is 1,000. Do you think most of your problems, though, are so-so-as-the-able internet speed traffic

are associated with your connection to the internet. Yeah. Like, if you're watching a YouTube video, for instance, and it buffers, do you think it's because of your connection to the internet that's causing that? Yeah, you do. Isn't it? I just run into problems.

I mean, I'm wide-minded most in the time. Isn't it? You too, so. Well, also coming from the UK, that may be the case for him. Yeah. Like if a lot of servers are in the other part of the world. Like you see it have latency? I don't know what would affect that. A faster connection should still fix that. Well, you're saying YouTube buffering isn't the speed of the internet. Like you buff

it home as well. You watch YouTube video at home. You buffered the office when you watch YouTube video. I buffered it all the time. Stop it. Yeah. I never went out before we went live. I never watch videos in HD. You never watched videos in Buffy. Yeah. So I saw an interesting article the other day where someone was claiming that if you have time-worn or internet service that when you connect through YouTube, you actually connect through like this secondary content delivery network that's not as fast

as actually connecting directly to YouTube. So time-worn has that. I think it's like some kind of Parking their hosting YouTube right and so there's like these couple of if you have a Mac you can add these rules to your IP tables to block access to those servers So your computer can't connect to them and it just connects straight to YouTube I want to do that because I have it's much better. It's much better. It's much better. It's duty It's gonna just connect straight to YouTube. I wanna do that, because I have a much better.

It's much better. It's much better. It's a lot better. Um, yeah. But if you had Google Fiber, YouTube's also owned by Google, so it's all like in the same network, so it should theoretically max out the connection. Am I the only one who heard that Google was coming up

with a grocery store in the future? And that's why I thought Google Fiber was when I heard about it first. I know I need to explain this. Please explain this. See, like Google Fiber was what? A grocery store. You thought Google Fiber was what? A grocery store. You talked to a Fiber was a grocery store.

Yes, because I heard a rumor months ago that Google was going to come out with a grocery store in the future or some sort of food store. When I heard, was it a first-mini chance? No, probably actually last year, maybe. I got fooled by a name before first thing. But I don't know where you just got fooled by it was somebody sent it to me like three days after April 1st.

Thank you. What was it? It was that Peter Dinklage was not going to return for the fourth season of Game of Thrones. And they were going to replace him with the guy. Who's the guy from Ricky Gervais show? Kyle Puginton. No, no.

The short guy. Ricky Gervais. All right. The midget from Willow. Oh, look at him. Oh, look at short guy Ricky Gervais. All right the midget from Willow Warren Davis. Yeah, Coppokanton is gonna replace Peter Dingley. I'm sure you're gonna say the Revealing with the the midget from Seinfeld. He said the Ricky Gervais show. He's not on that. He's from a Ricky Gervais show He said the Ricky Gervais show is a show that he is Ricky. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know I know Yeah, the short guy he was in our league. Let's get a cameo on SNL this past weekend.

Did he? He he came on with drunk uncle and played Peter drunk. Lidge really. I let me tell you some I never ever watch. Saturday live was unless somebody tells me to watch it. That's too long. Too long to see it. The great thing is if you haven't recorded or you watch it

like the next day on Hulu or whatever, if you don't like something you're just like fast forward. It takes like 30 minutes to watch SNL. Oh it does. As you watch it, I skip the music. If it sketches and going well, I just skip it. Yeah, certainly live to me is just like basketball, the sport of basketball. I just want to watch the highlight reel.

That's it. I don't want to watch the full thing. The best way to do it is to watch it the next day on Hulu. Yeah. Do you have an awesome favorite Saturday night life sketch? Wow, that's a good question. the best way to do it is to watch it the next down who yeah yeah wow that's a good question i have an all-time favorite line and it was a chevy chase playing i think president forward back in the day

they're doing the debates and they have to look a long-rambling question about the economy like uh... the gdp is going down by five percent on employment is also down by three and a half percent uh... how do you think this can affect the economy for you to say usually the mightiest i was told there would be no math and i don't know why that's always very funny

just like you're for because i don't want to do mathematics i like uh... anything with jim carry and it they were not even on it was a gift now but everything everything i've seen a saturday night live in the u.k I don't know how to watch in the UK I don't think you can even but every clip I saw had Jim carry it well there's called Sunday morning life He was on another sketch show in the night. He's called in living color. Yeah, yeah And he played the fire marshal bill which I think is probably the most

Recognized character from in living color uh... no the the gay people the gay dudes here in other names i don't know far more for both the image that it's just go it's but it's the uh... the jimmy fox who is it was uh... demon wands and uh... did they don't care the characters cost me a cat bug you know that the bug bug

so the uh... fjf cat bug plus you cat bug. This camera cuts. That was a camera cut actually. Yeah. This is awesome. They can do a get through a back. I, uh, I finally gave in and watched some of Bravest Warriors after you were bugging me back.

Actually, everything is okay. My wife started watching it. And she watched a couple episodes and then she told me you should watch it. She said, I think you'll like it. So I trust her opinion way more than anyone else. So I watched a couple episodes. It's funny. I thought the show was entirely about cat bug not at all and that seemed dumb No, he's just like a minor cat show called cat no No, it's a video you showed me which is this old cat bug. That was the best of cat bug the best of cat bug

That's literally every time cat bug appears on camera in that show That must be why everyone's so exciting when he comes on It got to the point after a couple episodes where it's like, if Kat bug would show up, I'd be like, yeah! I was so happy. Yeah. And then we also have this thingy. It looks like he's happy when he's on.

Oh, he is the best. Why does he have many people? You know, people keep doing too. And I hope that people, like, you can say this, maybe I should say the opposite so that people do the opposite. But people keep trying to send me the behind the scenes voice sessions of the actor or actress who plays cat bug. I refuse to watch it because I don't want to ruin it because if I see the person's face in animation it'll

just it'll record for me. So you don't know if it's a woman or a man? No, no. I think it's a kid that plays cat bug. But you don't know what talking about. There's a show on the internet it's called bravest warriors and it's made by the people who make adventure time i think so that online and it's online so i want to show the only completely and they distributed themselves really brilliant you two channel youtube it's on uh... it's on uh... i think it's called uh... cartoon hangover

it's what's called it might be federated remember federated back in the day Yeah, yeah, I think it might be them that distributes it okay, but um yeah, so actually gave this to me She found like this is not an official product. I don't think the first thing somebody made it's just really high quality Right, yeah, I thought he made this off. Yeah, there's a tag on this it's either on Etsy or eBay somebody made that But it's really well done. I am Capbugg. I am Capbugg. And then this thing, I treated a photo of this.

This thing is my Mr. Chief Plushy. This I actually stole off of Franco Connors desk. You took it from his desk. When I was at 3.43, I just took it from his desk. So this is my Mr. Chief Plushy. We're friends now. Let's go get soft tacos. We're going to have soft tacos later.

It's a really, Capbugg's a really super cheap character. You're bugs are really super cute character and I'm more terrible at it it's gonna be little kid Aaron's great at it but I do not like stuff that is cute for the sake of cute but something about that cat bug character just makes me fucking smile and laugh I bet at some point in your career you're gonna meet whoever does it and they're gonna say I'm a big fan I do cat bug and you just gonna be like No! No! Shit, I'm in.

It's not the show of some kid. I'm gonna teach you. I'm gonna teach you to tell people what you do. So I just had a major misunderstanding today on Twitter, which was very frustrating. You were so annoyed before the polka. I was really annoyed by it. Because it affected people I know So people who follow me also tend to follow people that I know like Michael and and Hannah

Washed some other people as well. So I made a tweet that said if you're one of those people who follows One of those the people above this or people below this tweet. Oh, I fucking hate those if you follow Those accounts this has a boner. Yeah, I said if you if you follow one of those People above slash below this account Twitter accounts, then you're killing the internet. Please stop my at replies were filled with oh Michael was the tweet above yours. I guess you stopped following him and I'm like, no So my and my airplanes were filled with that a people go Oh the person above you was flea should day I guess I should unfollow flea today. It's like I'm gonna I'm gonna kill myself

I'm gonna kill myself Do other people not see those as frequently as we do or something? I must not can people always tweet them to me Yeah, I fucking hate those. Oh look this account said you're a douche you guys screenshots from it And literally the only reaction you can have to that is Not even not even and by the way those accounts have like one point eight million followers like those kind of account idea people need another form of entertainment which would be able to do some sort

of veto system on twitter accounts and that people don't want it and it goes the people who send you that shit do you block you a lot of twitter i all the people i block block are the fake dog accounts. I block every fake dog account. You have a new dog. I have a new dog.

I also have a Drogo Serola. Have you showed any pictures of him on the podcast? I'm back in your brand of dog. So he's named after... Is he cross-eyed like, Caldra? He's a little cross-eyed. Hey, how do you have a Throne's character, right? Yeah.

Yeah, we're teaching Barbara all about Game of Thrones. She came over last, how come you don't come to game of throwing time I wasn't invited well you were out of town last week you're invited okay so you should come to game of throwing time because we cook like big meats and meats and cheeses and watch game of throwing and I like three seasons in one night like every time someone appeared on screen we would like give Barbara the quick primer it'd be like you like okay that tolerty she's just really badass and that pretty guy she's hanging around with

He fucks his sister and he killed the king The old king It goes really fast like all the primers are super super fast. Yeah, that's not English Dutch I think it's Dana. Oh is he Dutch I believe so all right. He's one of those European We're not my Jamie Lannister by the way. I don't remember the name of the actor who plays. He's probably like Schmoggen Hecken God. I did learn that we played Lannister. I'm going to look at Schmoggen Hecken God.

He's got a great, I guess he was raised in England or maybe, or something, but it's very, it's one of the most amazing and sexist ever. I saw an interview with him the other day. He was on one of those late night talk shows. I don't know if it was like Jimmy Kimmel or something and he came out With speaking like in his natural voice. Yeah, I was like holy shit strong accent. It's just really strong Really I have no idea this guy wasn't wasn't British. That's the reason I knew that he was like from the Netherlands Was he like I still look at move and it was super thick and it like they showed a commercial Best picture ever

like the show to commercial best picture ever clearly silhouette but I was I got to meet that was really quick of the draw yeah control room yeah brand new to Brandon's defending it for the yeah on the on the video podcast they just put in a picture of smorgan hecking guard we gotta get his name right I'm the jack the only jack was the user db4 I was looking about my computer reboot because I had an update.

But we were, so we got the projection working outside that has been a three week nightmare of trying to get a cable signal. It worked really well. Did you have to have coax out there? I had to run 100 feet of coax all the way out. And you're going to love this. I have an old house. And so I got 100 feet of coax.

Then I found out that all my outlets aren't outlets. They're just cords running to it, female cords. Like they're all, they're all, they're running to. I had some home runs, some more of the place. So I had no, and I didn't have a coupler to like, so I couldn't extend it at any point. So actually I found an outlet in a corner of the house, they had it.

So I took the outlet off the wall and used the outlet as a male coupler because that's all they are anyway you're like the only person who understands what i'm talking about like the other thing i would say is like you could open up the demark on the side of the house and maybe there might be an unused tap there you could hook into that's not a bad idea so it's arrested no that's fine his name is nika ladge cost a while you

can the go ahead cost a well-dough well-dough jimmy vannister very enough he uh... this actor uh... cost a while you can you go ahead cost her well now well now jimmy vannister very enough he uh... this actor uh... smorgan hacken hard he plays uh... it remember that movie i keep talking about called mama did anybody ever watched that movie it already came out and it's not a thing came in one pretty much uh... it's

by our jenitini director i thought i was i like those stories that was a fucked up scary stories i do like I said he does He said I like those stories and then you said do you like ghost stories? I get to say to go and do you like Be really yeah, that's nice because Do you watch a horror movie to be scared? Do you like being scared? Listen horror movies never scare me But they I will admit that like they don't scare me the least but they don't be a bednight gun like i think about

like it was a scene in mama where the ghost is underneath the bed digging up through the bottom of the bed to get to the woman on top of the bed which was pretty fucking awful it was pretty awful i hate scary movies yeah but he uh... shmorken heckendorf is in it and he plays

he plays brothers in the movie and it's a little distance this this disconcerting do you find that being so much so that it's a disconcerting to find the being in the dark is is actually scary because there's sometimes when sound walking through the street pitch black go ahead i think a little uneasy right now but in the day i'd be like what was I what was I scared about but

Is that to do with the time of day or the actual darkness like do you think a prime? It's like it's like a sensory deprivation thing, but it's a blind person more scared at night No because they don't know yeah, but can they feel the the the nightness of the Feel like a lack of sun and the the nightness of the the feel like the lack of some of the stuff is different at night it's not just dog everything you want to do it tonight was a bit cooler it's like out of winter making

i don't know it's something about it's the darkness night time that is scary than the daytime is the one first more scared at night all right is that a good cue should we play google or davin all right let's play gavry google do i have a theme song this week we have a theme song will get it uh... cute up all right i'll give you thirty seconds of gavin or google i'll play the rules well quick okay

when we play gavin or google here is the way that we play it uh... we learn that gavin likes to ask silly philosophical questions like is a blind person and we also found out that on Google, when you start typing in a search, it tries to auto-complete for you, and a lot of times whatever auto-complete to the most popular searches, whatever everyone is searching for, the internet turns out to be some of the stupidest stuff ever asked. So what I do is I give a three or four word phrase to Gavin, I give that same phrase to

Google, and we find out which one has the stupider question to ask Gavin or Google so here we are. Let's play Gavin or Google Gavin or Google Google are Gavin which one said it let's run it out. Hey, I'm feeling lucky I'm playing every time. I like the frame rate. It's like five frames a second. So we get some Kleenex before we start this. I think we should. We have issues with crying.

We've been playing this thick game. Okay. Some Kleenex and also just for reference, we're missing Gavin's emergency vomit bucket back here. Oh, there it is. Yeah. When he's had it in emergency vomit bucket. Yeah, I keep this over here in case you're gonna lose it i'll out i don't know yet that's it's that it's a book it right there we should

even that one so the first uh... the first phrase that gave to both gavin and google is is it bad if uh... i guess it's just me versus yes yeah so does the bob you guys are it. We're tying aren't we get to figure out who said it? Yeah, no, I think I think you're I might still want to I think you're one up

All right, yeah, I'll take that Look at that I'm gonna be immersed in the whole of trash. Why is that trash? That's a So the first thing that came back was is it is it bad if you can't see 3d is it is it bad if you can't see 3d and then is it bad is it bad if your semen is clear. Gus which one was said that which one said which Gavin or Google I'm gonna say the 3d was Gavin okay Barbara what'd you say I would say the same thing you would say the same thing the 3d's Gavin you would both be correct You can laugh at the fucking

What what was the thing is a bad if you have I'm going to say it's really bad That's like saying isn't bad. It's like saying isn't bad if you're coughing up blood. It's not the wrong thing. Okay. Would it be bad if your semen's red? That'd probably be a little worse.

No. The next phrase that I gave to Gavin and Google was, do homeless people talk to me. Alright, one of them said do homeless people understand knock knock jokes. and the other one was you almost be forever give money to other people that oh yeah Barbara has to go first I'm gonna say you almost people almost people understand knockdog jokes is

Google okay I'm gonna agree yeah you guys are in dead heat, two for two. You're not gonna use somebody, you gotta split up a subway, so. I like Google wants to know if homeless people understand knocked out jokes. Do they? I wouldn't say they had to do it.

Why wouldn't they? That's such a dumb question. It's a correct question. It's a terrible question. This one, it's really hard on to laugh at the ones that are mine. Fog in your glasses. So, yeah. The next phrase that I gave to both Gavin and Google was,

do animals. do animals. That's it. Do animals. Okay. One of them, Gavin or Google responded, do animals know which animal they are? Or... And then the other one wanted to know,

do animals know what they look like? It was very similar. I like this one because they were very similar. So do animals know what they look like. It was a very similar. I like this one because they were very similar. So do animals know what they look like? Or do animals know which animal? I'm going to go with do animals know what they look like is Gavin. Okay. I'm going to go the opposite.

I'm going to say that's Google. And you're going to say that do animals know which animal they are was Gavin Yes, our winner this week is Why do you think that do animals know what animals they are what does that mean? It's a dog. No, it's a dog no like yeah, I mean like it okay an animal in Africa wondering about does it see a burden thing? Is the one like that or oh guys close up again Yeah, but I mean I guess like a smell each other they smell it. Why is the animal have to be for Africa? Who the animal is hanging out together?

That's like the epitome of different kinds of animals So like what would it would a if a dog is walking around does it see a cat and think? Is that like me? Yeah, I mean, how? Or does it see like another random dog of a different, totally different breed and be like, we're the same? Yeah, I guess it's interesting. I guess just by sight, do they know that that's them? Okay.

I read it post today, which was, some guy has a problem at work, because he comes to work every day in his car and there's a bird that waits for him to show up in the whole parking lot for cars he shows up then he goes into work this bird comes and sits on his door looks at itself in the mirror of his rearview mirror but only when he arrives well it's only his car so it's a way for his come and it just sits on his on his car windowsill looking in the mirror and shitting all the time. It just sits there and looks and shits all day. That's all annoying problem time.

He's not here for the first playing that. I think of a guy that's just turd all down your car. And it's all on the passenger side. When I was put into my house I had a problem where there was a squirrel where every time it saw me it would throw stuff at me. Really? It's like if I would walk outside and the squirrel was in a tree, he would find branches or nuts or whatever to throw at me and he would hit me. I mean, how did the squirrel have an arm? Where was the squirrel's gate to?

Because he's high, you know, he's just throwing down essentially. Oh, is that you meant he was sitting on your grass? No, and he's like up in the trees, throwing shit at me. Then he tried to piss on me once What did you do to him? I don't know like I never thought about this But this squirrel like I was like standing in my lawn and all of a sudden like liquid started falling next to me I was like what's that and I look down and I look up at this squirrel like squatting on a branch like pissing down Like straight right next to me like it's the fucking squirrel

Like pissing down like straight right next to me like it's the fucking squirrel Must be dead now cuz it doesn't I haven't seen it like a year are what are squirrels type of rodent Yeah, they're rodents I'll put it up brand-of-senity. Maybe it knew what you did to its brother the rat This precedes the rat. does it uh... their head i'd like that statement on the spot i guess it'd be similar to if a woman is coming at you were a little kid i would say

you can't do anything not like a smacked animal essentially you know i'm not making a little girl punch the squirrel i would put on the head of a squirrel if like the sky and i were told to tell i would put the shit out of it so you walk it along and some women is looking at you let's say one of your neighbors

and you just back a squirrel she's gonna be more to find she's gonna go care of our pca why why you see me only girls are like worried about that kind of stuff guys are more of it's a squirrel who cares if i don't punch it to get run over what is it guy allowed to punch? Whatever he wants.

No. You can't hit a girl. I told you to come that girl. I got vice, my grandfather gave me years ago when I was a little kid, right? He died when I was 12, so I must have been a real little kid when he told me this, but one time he sat me down and told me about women.

He said, the thing you remember is, the trick about women is you hit them to make them love you. Wow, did he really say that? Holy cow. So yeah, I'll hit whatever Yeah, I'm gonna send this image of the bird you had ten kids so he knew what he was doing. I guess so sure No, you can't hit children can't hit a woman. That's off limits You can't wait a minute to slow is in general like what Like what's a thing that's deserving in this day and age that you could punch somebody?

Like I could punch another guy, like what would deserve that? If he tries to get with your woman, really? What does it mean to you? Like it's like all handsy with her. What feels like? And she's like trying to get away. Oh, he's thinking of the dance floor.

Oh, my God. I can try to copy the 1950s version of it. You really want the portal version. You guys know, you catch him and then you're going to do what? Don't do that please. Exactly. I'm a producer. Excuse me.

What's your hands? I'm just sniffing them once on the way to the bathroom. Oh Jesus Christ. We've all been there. All right Lindsey and Brian I sent you the photo of the bird shitting all over the guys car. On that note let me read this. I want to thank Fat Kid Baby seat on Twitter for sending that to me.

Thank you. FatKid Babys seat. Yeah, he was quick on the draw. I want to remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by Audible.com, the Internet's leading provider of audiobooks, some more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, and featuring audio versions of Indian New York Times best sellers. For our listeners, Audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service. One audio book to consider is Game of Thrones.

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it's hard to keep track of. It's described what I don't like in the book. It does. Everyone in the book is a lot younger than TV show. Like Daenerys is supposed to be 13. What? John Snow and Rob Stark are 14. Rob Stark's 14, leading an army.

So it's a kid's book. No? Not really. It's a, leading an army. Is this a kid's book? No? Not really. Book about kids, but yeah. Book of kids. Ned Stark was 35. Huh. People died early back then. Yeah, it was really weird.

But yeah, they give pretty detailed physical descriptions to most people. What was the good episode? There are very few bad characters on that show, man. Like, Daenerys Targaryen was not in this episode at all. And that's one out of 10 episodes of the season that she's not on that was like a lot of screen time 10% but it was like I didn't miss her while the episode was going on

at all I'm happy that Alfie Allen made a return yes yeah the on Greyjoy oh man yeah where the fuck is he he's in bad shape the guy getting tortured the one that went up all of Winterfell. Yeah. He was talking to us as I was watching the second season when we're in Australia. Yeah, because he was talking about his character. At the same convention we were at in Australia. And I think it's okay to say this now. He was in the process of trying to lose 60 pounds, right? Isn't that what he said?

For the show. For the show, which means he's in season. He was trying to lose. Wow. Because he was his characters, this could potentially lose sixty pounds right that we said for the show for the show which is the season's he was trying to use his characters ney this could potentially be a spoiler if you don't want to get my throne you're planning to watch him throes uh... his characters it imprisoned at this point so uh... yet a little sixty pounds but i don't think he didn't look like he lost a full six didn't seem like he was yet he didn't he didn't have sixty pounds on him no he doesn't he look pretty

buff i thought you know for a 16 metric pounds that you met pounds 60 step no three lot but you remember what he was telling us about his character or maybe I already told this once before but he was because I was made way through watching season two so I didn't know the end yeah he was like my character he's a good guy deep down maybe a little bit confused doesn't always make the best decisions and I like that yeah I misunderstood and then we watched it must have been episode nine or ten of season two Where he brutally just waxed that guy's head off with a sword. It's like oh, yeah, and he just can't get ahead of me Just whacking over and over again and the next day I came and I was like

Well, I'm gonna put you just Realize the guys neck Yeah, yeah, and he was and then he was just like yeah i did do that and to the nana's two kids we can't explain too much about it but it's too kids that he affects as well i was kind of disappointed last night because you told me every episode of game of thrones either has someone getting killed or having sex with the with the the slate before the show came up for hbl is like there's no brief

nudity or nudity on it i was like what i was really glad. That HBO that's slate that they put before movies telling you like why you shouldn't watch the movie or why you should be careful. I hate when they do that because I've been ready to like leave the house and then I'll like a show will be coming on and it'll say, warning, the following show contains adult situations of brief nudity and I'm'm like how brief is the new the beginning of the movie

maybe your idea brief is in my uh... i'm missing class and i've seen their watch in the fact of movie waiting for the news what cost of history brief newt and you did it i do they have a stopwatch or like up to point four seconds brief uh... to point six months you know that

like that most bunch of people who decide stopwatch or like up to point four seconds brief haha haha right right right right right right right

right right right right right right right right

right right right right right right right right adult situations, they have brief nudity and nudity, one thing. Wow. What is exciting, what's the nudity? Our nudity and brief nudity exclusive. Yeah, why would they have nudity? You can't have brief nudity. Yeah. That's like having a giant of peanuts saying,

making-tain nuts. Oh, Bernie, do you have the opener? I have the opener right now. I want that one. Good one. Oh, come on. Opened nothing. What does brief nudity mean?

Here's the MPA. Do you find it's more exciting to see me in the TV? But the MPA doesn't have any bearing over that. No, it does, and I don't know why the MPA came up. Yeah. What does be... Because you can just go and look upon if you want it. But seeing it on TV isn't making it more...

It's higher production value. Yeah. And this would be a high death. Yeah. You know it's killing the internet, I gotta say? People who follow the... Bob, the bug, and all these... And then don't understand that they're doing that? No, what really killing the internet, I gotta say. People who follow the public, who don't know the book and the book. And then don't understand that doing that. No, what really is killing the internet

is when you go to Google question, the sites that just retweet, like not retweet those, they repurpose your question. It's just like a list of, it's like a search behind a search. I just, I can't stand that. Another thing I can't stand is, I don't know if you ever run into this.

I think I've talked about this on the podcast before. Have you ever been on a site, the one I can think of the most is LiveLeak, okay? And there'll be four images that are pretty prominently displayed. It looks like part of the site and it doesn't say it's an advertisement or anything like that. And I'll say like, how did they miss this? It's like the Hobbit, right? And they have something circled. I'm like, well, what did they miss? Like some kind of incontinue or incontinuity or any kind of inconsistent in the movie?

And I go to click on it and It's like it's like it takes me to another site, but then that image is nowhere on that site It's like a bunch of other images and stuff, but it's like I came here to look at that image You got me why aren't you gonna show me because they want you to hunt for it and keep it clicking Yeah, but it's like there's it's not even like the thing about those sites Do it's every time you click and like spawns two new windows. It's the worst It's like and then you're like go down this rabbit hole where you've got all these fucking windows open And then it is this thing when you go to leave the site is it are you sure you want to leave the site just by closing the tab and it's like

Well if I click yes, am I like starting some kind of like A Russian dash cam video just started on me here. I would fly away and immediately Russian dash cams came up We know I'm saying it's like yeah, do they do that gust on a tech level? Just JavaScript. And it says when you close a tab, you can spawn a window on a tab. You should allow that. I mean, yeah, they should.

If you're ever uploading something to YouTube, you get this all the time. You actually try to close that tab and it says, I sure you want to navigate away from this page. No, thank God for that. That's a life saver. How many videos do you think that's saved a lot of mine but how do they how do they is

that like a standard dialogue box like are you sure you're gonna get a dialogue box and then you can just want a dialogue box is says oh download this app and then if they try to say absolutely but then the message just says are you sure you want to leave the site yes absolutely so you can do that yeah yeah I'm gonna Yes, absolutely. So you can do that. Yeah. I don't know if you can do it on a tab close, but you can do it other ways. The spawn is longer if you commit suicide. Yeah, great. So I don't know if you saw the stride of the avatar kickstarter ended this past weekend. It got to one of its stretch goals, like the 1.8 million stretch goal, right?

It got to 2 million. It got to 2 million. How long was it up for? A month. So the goal was a million and they got to 2 million. I got to 2 million. I got to 2 million. How long was it up for? A month. So the goal was a million and they got to 2 million, the 2 million stretch goal. They did not hit the 2.5 million stretch goal. What was that? Full VR with support with the Oculus Rift.

Really? There was just 500,000 away from that. So they got to 2 million. So just about every other stretch goal. Just 500,000. That's it. You know, a little drop in the bucket. No, be deal. So I don't know anything about it. You know, we'll drop in the bucket. Nobody deal.

So I don't know anything about that. We always get asked about the Oculus Rift, and I also get asked about this Oya thing. I don't know. I agree with this bliss. The Oculus Rift is still kind of far off. Like they're just releasing SDKs at this point. There's no, I don't think there's any official support for it yet. You know, I didn't see the kind of excitement.

It was the piston box. Is that what it's called? They had that on display itself by Southwest. Yeah, the X-I-3. Yeah, it's a gaming piece of it's about this big. It's like, they're still pre-ordering that. I think that doesn't come out till the summer, I think. It was, I believe, originally officially affiliated with Valve as going to be the steam box,

but then there was some kind of split that happened, and they're not associated in any way. I also have a theory about valve and I hope you're theory is true. The steam box. I've told Gus about this before. So what for this people who don't know what's the steam box? Steam box is the basically making a standardized PC that is compatible with steam and that way developers can develop at least a certain level of their games that are guaranteed to run on this box like like at normal graphics levels and things like that. It'll have a controller everything. Yeah, and they'll have HDMI out and all that.

Isn't the whole point the people why people like to the reason why people like to play games on a PC is that you can up their resolution and turn on all this credit. And install mods. A console. Yeah, it's a little more. You're just going to limit that. So why wouldn't people still going to play on the PC on there? Well, they will,

but they'll be in the play like skyrim on all the highest levels. Yeah, you know what I mean? There's at least a baseline of the game because you control the settings. And at the baseline, this system will be guaranteed to play it. So is it like a budget system?

I wouldn't say it's a budget system necessarily. But it was by it. I think there's a use to meet with consoles. Because there's people out there that buy consoles, just because they don't like to go through. But I'm going to build a PC, and I send Adam my specs. Honestly, the way I build a PC these days is I buy the processor on New Egg.

I go to add it to my cart. And then I honestly, this is legitimate of the way I keep up with technology, if I'm going to build a PC now, is I put the processor in my cart, and then I see the motherboards it recommends in that algorithm for the cart. And then I say, okay, now that's a compatible thing and then it recommends RAM and I say that's compatible RAM. And I really, it's really the way I'm not going to keep up with like a sandy bridge processor.

Yeah. Well, I don't know how much you knew about that XI-3 internally, but it's like you said, it's a tiny cube or not a cube, rectangular prism. Yeah. And everything inside is modular, even the motherboard essentially, like everything plugs into everything else. It's like the computer is like a U essentially,

like three different pieces, like the processor card plugs in here, your graphics card and RAM are over here, and like your motherboard's here, but you can take it all apart and put in new pieces if you want and upgrade it. It's really, really interesting. I think on the floor, it's south by south, otherwise they pulled it apart.

And I would not want to mess with that. The steam box sounds like some sort of torture device though. A steam box? Yeah. No, it sounds like it makes some delicious muscles or clams. I'm going to stick these clams on the steam box for 30 minutes. The current version of steam does have what they call the big picture mode, which is so you just put it up on your TV and like for 30 minutes. The current version of steam does have the what they call the big picture mode Yeah, which is so you just put it up on your TV and like for HDMI compatible

I gotta say I don't like that. I'm sick of this. I think I've ran it about this before where I feel like we are now Constrained and all our displays have a maximum 1080p resolution Like why can't why is it so fucking difficult to buy monitor of higher resolution than that? That's why our web technology is taking a step back or just that still Absolutely, okay monitors on the way though 4K TVs are on the way Yeah, but see it's TVs that's driving it and not computer displays computer graphics cards can push way more pixels You're right. Why is it you go to buy a monitor? It's all 1080p like high definition monitor. It's like that's fucking bullshit It's fucking bullshit

like high definition monitor, it's like that's fucking bullshit. It's fucking bullshit. It makes me so goddamn mad. What is the resolution of 1080? It's 1920 by 1080. 1920 by 1080, right? Yeah. Yeah, I remember when the resolution's higher than that.

Yeah. Yeah, all the time. Yeah, I mean, a normal display would be 1920 by 1200 is a PC display way before HDTVs were around. Right, because that's 16 by 10, it's 16 by 9. But even if you run 1920 by 1080 on a TV monitor and then run it on a computer monitor the dot pitch it still looks better to me on a computer monitor it looks crisper absolutely like if I run I have a PC at home and I run HDMI out on it and then I swapped it

out recently with just PC monitor it looks so much better I mean all monitors are better when they first come out of the box. They're always sharper. But the TV's pixel is way bigger than a monitor's pixel. That's what you say, yeah. The dot pitch is the size of the pixel, right? Yeah, it's all right. It's all right.

I don't want to embarrass myself. That's like an old term, I never heard that in forever. I thought it was DPI. No, that's like your pixel density. Was it not the same thing? No. The pitch describes the size of the pixel. You're talking about the density of the pixels.

On the directly related. You can have gaps between your pixels though too. Well, if you look at an old SDTV, you can, you can really close your, you actually see like the honeycomb lattice of the pixels. It's pretty crazy. Dot pitch, something's called line pitch, is a specification for a computer display,

or other pixel-based device that describes the distance, for example, between the dots of the same color on the inside of a display screen. In the case of a color display, dot pitch is a measure of the size of a triad plus the distance between the triads. I don't know what I just read. I was once on a movie shoot where it was back

in the very early days of the red camera that shot 4K, but I went on monitors that we had access to, that could display that easily. So they used the monitor from an air traffic control environment because they're way higher resident regular screen because I guess planes in the end need to be very precise on where they are. So they just pack those with pixels and we use one of those to see 4K. And it was full color? Like whenever I see like in movies air traffic control, it's always like that green screen. Now you know it was uh, it did look a bit weird, but it looked very very high rise and this was like 2005 2006 maybe maybe a bit later than that but a long time ago. It was kind of weird to see it

I think some of the major manufacturers are Officially selling 4k TVs. I think God, who is it? LG? But what? What's the flies? What can be watched on that though? Who is it LG the what What can be watched on that? Oh, Google YouTube has some 4k videos it does but you know buy TV for that and a lot of our shorts are shot in 4k We can yeah, but we don't deliver in 4k though. The whole point yeah, but What I get it's like the chicken in the egg thing like why would you buy 4k TV? There's no content with no content because there's no displays for it

Yeah, you have technology pushing the other. Anyone who has a large HDTV like 6th is really annoying. What's the matter with the flies bug? Are you guys doing this installation? Oh yeah the installation that brought in these flies. Anyway a big high-def TV if you watch a DVD on it it looks like turd because everything is stretched over 4 pixels instead of one basically and this is gonna be the same thing with full camera, isn't it? You're going to stretch HD. Yeah, but they're going to be 4K content and then it'll look great. You've got to put up with it. You've got to have one technology to push the other.

Why they're putting out now? Just wait. To get ready! There's already 4K videos on YouTube. Don't roll your eyes at me. Do you want the 4K content first and no TV that can display it? Yes! No! Why? How do you display something? You can't display a 4K picture on the non-4K display. But that will give people a reason to buy the damn giant screens. There's no one exists but you're lost. Do you want to hear something funny? So NAB, the National Association of Broadcasts, they have a show that is taking place this week in Las Vegas. And go into that.

While you guys are having this discussion, I just know I just ordered to jump to gun at NAB. Red announced today their new sensor, the Dragon, the new sensor from Red Digital Cameras. Reds are the Red 1 Red Epic. With the hobby it was shot on, we shoot Rooster Teeth shorts on a red. It's what our green screen uses. Our green screen is shot on red as well. Typically it's been up to four of K, five K resolution. He's shorts on a red. It's what our green screen uses. Our green screen is shot on red as well.

Typically it's been up to four of K5K resolution. The new sensor from red digital cinema cameras that shoots 6K resolution at 100 frames per second. An impressive native digital, our dynamic range has arrived. The red dragon sensor translates to nine times more resolution than high definition and overnight. Well, the ultra HD spec has already been approved and I believe ultra HD accounts for 4K and 8K displays. Speaking of new cameras

Phantom just announced new Phantom. The Phantom Plex 4K which does a thousand frames a second in 4K. Thousand frames a second and 4K. And the camera the Gavin uses to film slow-mo guys is a phantom not that particular model and Just to compare five years ago when they released the first HD Phantom that 4k camera could only do I think 120 frames a second was I have a leap in just a few years so Gavin. Let me ask you this Obviously a lot of what you do is based on personality I mean anybody in the world could download say a Obviously, a lot of what you do is based on personality. I mean, anybody in the world could download, say, a copy of Minecraft and shoot a video

on Minecraft. Literally anybody can do that. But when you guys do it in the achievement hunter office, it's like 1.5 million views guaranteed. So, a big part of what you do for Somal guys is obviously based in personality. Well, that was my whole thing, because I would see, because I worked in high speed for a long time, back before there was any on the internet, and I would see it pop up on the internet, but there was never any context to it, it would just be a high speed shot with

no audio, or a bit of music or something. That's cool, but there's just no personality, but I just found this massive gap. I was like, we can do a bit of banter and make it funny. So are you at all worried that as, like in five years, our iPhones will do a bit of banter and make it funny. So are you at all worried that as like in five years, our iPhones will do a thousand frames a second. Probably less than five years. I had a phone four years ago that did 120 frames a second. Yeah, I remember that thing.

Yeah, LG VT was cool. Yeah, okay. So are you at all worried that like is everyone has a technology that will make it harder to make slow-mo guys video stand out? No, because I mean, it would be cheaper to do the stuff I do now, but when it is that time, say five years from now, there will be even slow cameras that I can be used. Well, I think the thing you should be thinking about, or the analogy you should be making

is you look at Red vs. Blue, when we started nobody else was doing it because capture cards were expensive and uncommon. $1,500, that's what our first capture card cost us. Now capture cards are super cheap, PlayStation 4 will be able to do it natively uh... but reversible still stands out yet but we also did we also do a death of two i mean we really i mean even just the concept of machinima

is that once reversely became popular you have to meet there were a lot we spawned a lot of uh... inspired i guess a lot of duplicates and for lack of a better term and uh... we had to adapt to me, and that's one of the reasons why we started working on animation and working with Monty is, you know, we had to like make our stuff stand out. Because anybody can make a video that looked just like our video.

It's weird how no other machinima took off. And I wait, it's like the first one was the best one. We worked the first one. We worked the first one. We worked the first one, but yeah. What was before that was a regular series? I believe the first one that was a regular series on the internet period. Yeah, I mean, I'm talking about a show and not like a one-off video. I mean, the diary of a camper was a short series. It was like,

is that right? Were there, like, were there, like, one of those? Yeah, there were, there were a couple of them. Anachronox, but that was cutscenes stuff. And that was like a feature. That was like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, cutscenes from the game, cut together like a movie, like a feature. Um, no,

but I understand what you're saying. So you're saying like the early, why was the early popular one, the only one that really took off? Yeah. It all depends. I mean, it depends on what you define, too, as a machinima.

Um, I would say that the, the, the blank, uh, things, they were produced by Valve, but were those machin the pieces they were filmed in source filmmaker we didn't find that out to the fact you get argued those were mission of the pieces it was arguing the chief mission of the cuz i was super popular it is i shouldn't say

it's still going on so but you know it all depends on what not you consider that machinima because half of it was action figures or more yeah action figures so i mean and then there was stuff, I mean, you know, and there was other stuff. Um, you know, Lee Roy Jenkins, I'd say was individually one video. It was one off video. Yeah, I think individually that was probably more popular than any single video we made of Reverse Blue. I thought that that as mission Emma before. Yeah. Oh, it's all he is. Yeah, it's going to work. I'm happy. Lee Roy Jenkins at the first Blizzcon. Yeah, that guy still goes on speaking to her, man. He made one video. Yeah, it's filled in the world of work right now. I'm happy where Jenkins at the first blizzcon Yeah, I still goes on speaking towards man. He made one video. Yeah, he was at South West. Where's the series? Eight years ago. Yeah, he made a video funny. This is a very viral

But that's very viral. That's the slamer thing It's something I've discovered filming stuff in slow-mo is that there are some things that still fast in slow-mo I don't know why I mean yeah, well like glass breaking right? Yeah, like glass breaking, even if I film it to an half thousand frames, it's still one or two frames of cracking. The smarter of a day, the guy did it. Yeah, he showed it over a hundred thousand frames a second. It was awesome, dude. We actually used that exact camera and we'll have some videos soon.

Sure, without camera. You need to get some of that billion frame of second, quantum photon measuring bullshit camera. Yeah, that's bullshit. So speaking of technology, we got our 3D printer in and we finally said we did. We did, I think it's not. We printed our first thing ever. It's a little chain link.

It's hard to see there. And you guys made the mistake of putting that in the office that I'm in. So it's like it took 12 minutes to print. It took you just talking to me, Brandon like it took 12 minutes to print. It took you talking to me, Brandon. It took 12 minutes to print this. It's so weird to see you holding that thing that you printed it. Yeah, so it's like the chain links are even interlocking. I don't get it.

And I mean it's a little, it's out of focus. Mm-hmm. There you go. A little chain. It took 12 minutes and it printed it interlocked like this. That's fucking crazy. That's like a little five inch, 12 minutes and it printed it interlocked like this. That's fucking crazy That's like a little five inch Thanks guys great I felt like that's like that's the thing like ultimately down the road in you know many years from now 3D printers will be

Common and pretty tons of things, but like that will be the thing I remember it's like that's the first thing I ever 3D printed And I was watching it print like first it starts a flat it looks 2D It just put the space of the footprint and I was wondering how it was gonna do it because off flat. It looks 2D. It just puts basically the footprint. And I was wondering how it was going to do it, because some were going to be flat and some were going to be upright, because it's a chain link. But then I realized it was printing them diagonally like this, so that they wouldn't actually touch each other yet.

Yeah. Because always they'd be stuck together rigid. So it printed them individually, but in each other. Right. And that was amazing to me. This fucking crazy. You can't bite. And while we're doing the voice. The soundtrack, the entire time.

Yeah. And how long did it take to make it work? 12 minutes. And we tried to print something else. Yeah, we were really. So we tried to print Ruby's siph from the Ruby series, obviously. But the model wasn't quite cleaned up properly,

so it didn't work out. Because it's not, it's something that's only existed in animation. It's never existed in the real world so it's like it didn't quite translate correct. What other things, I think it was too small in it. Yeah, so we'll be working on that. You have that problem often, don't you? Guys, I have a question from the internet. What's that?

It's a really good one. It's from ACH for idiots. He says, will animators be able to bring their own models to RTX to print for a price? That's an excellent question. We will not have our MakerBot at RTX, but MakerBot will be Exhibiting at RTX and they'll have several of the units on the floor. People could theoretically bring like a CAD file, I guess. It's, it accepts OBJ files. OBJ, wow, that's old school kind of. It will take a really long time. That's pretty standard.

Yeah, it takes a long time. I don't know that they'll be printing things for people, but hey, if they like you, maybe they will. Yeah. I would print it tower-fins. Back when I was a little older. Yeah, so we ordered, it's gonna hurt you for a second. Okay. We ordered a bunch of different colored PLA, which is like the filament that it uses to print that stuff.

Black and yellow, baby. And yeah, we made that make sure to get gold and black so we can be a print of our power plants. Go on the dark. Go on the dark. I heard someone's very excited about that. Yeah, we got some glow in the dark. I think that's a terror suggestion.

Yeah, and so I ordered just about every color we could except blue. They were out of stock of blue. People keep asking, what was my theory about valve? Because I guess we got off topic. But I was what my valve Oh, oh, and my valve theory is that that I think that getting market share for hardware especially platform market share companies will spend an enormous amount of money because do you remember how much money Microsoft lost to

introduce the Xbox? I think they said they were willing to take a $6 billion loss for something ridiculous like that. No, it wasn't $6.2. It's $1 billion. People will spend an enormous amount of money to get into that hardware because you get the platform. And obviously the valve has seen the value of a platform. Steam has made that company so much fucking money. And people have a really high opinion of valve. I'm going to get off the change here, though.

When did it, when did it click the Pleasant ski become like the measured voice of reason for the gaming industry? When did that happen? What happened? He's just like, if you follow that guy on Twitter and I do, he's very, he's very even killed and he's literally like a voice of reason. He's always like that, hasn't he?

Amongst this all the shouting. Yeah, maybe I didn't see it before, because you know, Clippy B has like a a huge personality in game he's the guy who's like the architect behind here's a war worked at epic for a long time and is recently retired is a very young man has retired with his beautiful wife yeah beautiful life that's laughable when we talked about before but yeah but he was always had this kind of like crazy like kind of out there personality like Lambert Dean Ease and stuff like that but now he's like really very measured like when everyone else is shouting it's like

his tweets in the middle going all right calm down people say things sometimes like this guy on a hey kept like how you doing. Um, no damn problems in the world he can be like that. I get yeah no but it's good it's good to have that person out there. This guy recently with the Xbox controversy which we'll get into in a second where he made this awful tweet in response to the Xbox controversy. That was terrible. He had to protect his tweets after the fact.

He's a Microsoft player, right? Yeah, it was pretty high up. I think he's like a creative director. Yeah, he was. He's at a level where you can't write in your bio opinions are mine, and not the expressed opinions of Microsoft. He's high enough to where you can't write that.

But Cliffey B had a good point, which is like, you know, some people say stupid shit, you know what I mean? He's not saying that Microsoft doesn't value people who live in West Virginia. He's just saying he wouldn't live there. So did Microsoft eventually make the money back that they lost to get into that market? I think that story's still being written, but they make a lot of money from the licenses from the game. So a smart thing, and which was unforeseeable at the time, was how the 360 has evolved into like a set top box, an entertainment hub. It's like it's not

just a gaming platform, but rather it's also, you know, your Netflix, your Hulu, your HBO go, in the UK, you can use it as a cable box. You know, it's all these other things as well. So it's not just, yeah. It's like a fuck hold into the door that then expands. So wait, you need to finish your valve theory before the cruise is over. I'm not gonna like it away this time. So I was saying to Gus, I said, I would not be the least bit surprised if Valve puts out,

now that they're not working with Piston anymore as a steam box, it wouldn't surprise me least. And Valve has the capability of doing this. If they introduce without much fanfare, pre-promotion or pre-announcement, that they're putting out a console or a stabilized standardized platform that's based on PC and Steam, it's available,

you can buy it, you'll go up against Xbox, go up against Wii U and PlayStation 4, it's X amount of dollars. And by the way, it also comes pre-installed with Portal 3, Half-Life 3, Left for Dead 3, and all the other Valve games. Team Fortress 3. Team Fortress 3. That would be cool. Everything else. Every 3 game.

And it's just available. Who the fuck would not buy that? He said that. He was telling me a theory. I was pulling my wallet out. I would buy 3. Yeah, I was like right absolutely Yeah, by two then you wait five years and you've had the ability for you to gift it to other people too Yeah, you know, because they're they do not they're not shy about giving you vectors to spend money anyway Yeah, so they did that they would have instant market share. Do you disagree with that? No, you absolutely you'd get in everywhere

Yeah, yeah Especially the especially those games weren't available on the other platforms Which I don't think they would you maybe they know the so-called release thing, but do you think that's why they're holding off on releasing any of the No, I don't I don't but I if they retroactively write that story. Yeah, that's totally fun It's a great dream. Yeah, it's like the kind of thing like, I don't want to wake up. I want to live in the world where this happened. There are very few opportunities that you can look backwards and say, like, oh, Halo gave Xbox, market share, you know, and Mario did that with Nintendo. But there's very few opportunities where you can engineer that.

And they have the ability now to engineer that where they could get market share in the hardware. If they could do that, that would be amazing. Well, there was still some beer in there. Oh, we care. It's all warm. Yeah. Are you one of those people, Gus, if someone has to finish an entire beer? It's just going to spill, that's why.

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I just thought that would be something more that more to it than I'll but Kelly what would be your rapper name Gus G unit Yeah Yes. G unit. Really? That's annoying. Yeah, got it. So we had a G unit. So boring. Someone's trying to defeat the, by the way, Twitter feed is now filled with people saying that they're now saving over my life.

It's not the specific amount of box. Valve, you always 10% bad. They were talking about it. They were just talking about it. Someone said, yeah, but Microsoft has been saying that Valve is going to have more trouble than they did when Microsoft made the Xbox. That Valve is going to have more trouble than they did when Microsoft made the Xbox. The valve is going to have more trouble than we did, you know, entering the hardware market.

Guess what? Microsoft warned Apple about the same thing with the iPhone. They told them, oh, don't get involved with mobile. I think also with the iPad as well. Like, we tried tablets already. No one wants that. It didn't work. Don't do it.

So, you know, don't worry about like, you know, running off the competitors. There's more competitors now. I guess Microsoft also had Sega to continue with at the time. You know, don't worry about what Microsoft's saying with competitors. There's more competitors now Like it's Microsoft also had Sega to contend with at the time. Well, I was you would say about Sega Do you think they regret stopping hardware? I guarantee not why I think they were losing money handover fist I think they were you was there's what man. They're fine I think they weren't financially dire straits. I think they were in no position They could come back. Maybe like five years from now be like boom new Sega console not with people buy it Not with the way they've been going lately. What would that games? Yeah?

What do they make they still make some Sonic games? But I don't know anyone who actually likes them I guess everyone talks shit about it now at this point. I is weird how the world didn't get over Mario But it just got over Sonic God I played a song. It's not that the world I'm gonna interrupt here Please that's a the world got over Sonic. Sonic adventures on, or sorry, the Sonic game on the Dreamcast was a really good game. The problem was that people cracked the DRM on the Dreamcast

and then pirate the shit out of the games so Sega just lost money. Yeah. That's all that happened. Like they're discs for the Sega with GD ROMs, which are just CD ROMs with a little more space on them. So people figured out the DRM, you could get download a bootloader, boot your, your gym cast off of that,

and then put it in your pirated game you want. Oh, so when you're sale hardware at a loss and then you can't sell any software at all because it's all being pirated, yeah, of course you're gonna go under. I messed up. You remember the PlayStation had those black discs? Yeah.

And that's how they were fighting piracy? That didn't fight piracy, those are just CDs. Yeah, but I mean, it's like, then you had the black discs. Yeah, and that's how they were fighting piracy that didn't fight piracy Those are just CDs. Yeah, but I mean it's like then you had the black discs to do it though No, you can use any city wrong I don't know if I agree with you that on that that point though is what I'm saying is that I don't think the average person Like it really goes through all that what are you saying that so you'll send they did this black disc to stop piracy He said no, they didn't the different like yeah black disc Yeah, but you could use any disc. The difference was,

no matter what the record was, the difference was with the PlayStation in order to mod it, like in order to do this, you had to physically open your console up and solder a mod chip onto it. With the Dreamcast, you just had to boot up off of a particular CD, and then you could put any other CD in.

It didn't require opening the case, it didn't require a soldering iron. You could not fuck up the process. Yeah yeah so you literally just put this disc in and put whatever other disc in you want can you do this so when you install a game to your ex-files hard drive go ahead you then put the disc in it checks that you have the disc and then boots the game off the hard drive right mm-hmm if you just cut a hole in the top of your Xbox, I just got the discount after that. Could you then put it in another one, do it? It's already loaded the game.

I don't know. Or, I think a better question is, could you take the CD-ROM drive out and have it out the rather than cut a hole in the top of your Xbox? Yes, I don't understand either of your... So, like, the way you say this is the check is, so like you install a game to your hard drive. Yeah. And then, if you go as you're playing the game, and and then you hit the eject button the game quits because you've ejected it He did a jack but what if you didn't hit eject? What if your CD-ROM drive was outside you could just pull the disc off? Okay, would the game quit?

Does it ever check it again? Right, that's the question No, the whole point is still one of the main benefits is that it doesn't make a noise It's silently running. It's just a fan. Yeah, but yeah, I don't know how you do that. There, no, no, the whole point of the whole thing. One of the main benefits is that it doesn't make a noise It's silently running. It's just a fan. Yeah, but I don't know how you do that. There's no open air CD-ROM driver But you could remove it you could pull it out. He's saying if you like cut a hole Yeah, but if you cut a hole in what in the actual like yeah, Xbox and Drive it reads from underneath go ahead top is just me. Oh, isn't it you can unscrew it? You could have yeah, you couldn't screw the top open it

Go ahead top is just meh, isn't it you can unscrew it you could ins you could inscrede the top in it You have an open ear Xbox I think it's all the game Basically, yeah, I mean you could buy if you had four Xbox is you have to buy one of every game It's about a lot like you can do some good land parties that way I Guess so with a lot of work What makes me mad about Xbox I as I've talked about before on the podcast, I love games on demand, which leads into a discussion about the new Xbox and rumors about the way that it's going to work. But the new Xbox, or one of the things that I love about games on

demand is that I can just because I use multiple Xbox, I can just install it wherever, and I fucking hate DRM because I have multiple gamers in my house and multiple Xbox, I can just install it wherever, and I fucking hate DRM, because I have multiple gamers in my house, and multiple Xboxes. So I buy the game, then, like, if I wanted to sell a different game, like Box in the house, and like, other game attacks in my house, don't have access to it. It's a big painly ass.

It's either associated with the box, or associated with the game attack, and it's weird to make sure, and hopefully, they'll fix it on the next generation. One thing I hate, though, is that, when I will, when somebody will buy games, that I've already played on disk, that I just want for the convenience of having it wherever like Skyrim

Game I played for now two years just about. Has it really been out that long? It's coming up on again. I'll tell you about 2011. Did you know that a bio shock? Did you know that a bio shock is like a seven year old game? Wow. Yeah, they can come out like 2006 I think.

2006 or 2007? 2006 or 2007. Yeah. 2007? So it's six years old at this point. It's crazy. 2006 I think 2006 or 2007 yeah Those six years old at this point. It's crazy. Anyway, but I should have finally remember that it's a very good game I mean I mean it seems like a modern game the I think I was gonna say that was that one thing that aggravates me is like When I've installed the game from the disc and then I want to go buy it from games on demand I've already got the entire game on the drive.

It already exists. And so if I buy it like Halo 4, I bought Halo 4 because I just want to be able to play multiplayer whenever I want to without switching disks. So I went ahead and bought it and they even had that sale where Microsoft had an awesome like steam-esque sale. So I bought it, but I had to download the whole game again. And then I actually had two copies on my Drive I had the one I saw from disc and the one I downloaded for games on demand and it always defaults to the disc version So when I place this insert your thing I'm like what the fuck why? You have to delete the so that you can delete the the one that I installed

It's got to be a little different right like with the same file size I feel like when you install the disc to your drive, like it doesn't install everything. I feel like there's like a bootloader or some initial part that it's getting. But how big is that part? Like usually we only get like the Delta. Yeah. And just install that.

Yeah, but the Xbox storage display is not that precise. If it's 40K, it's gonna say, you know, 6.7 gigs and 6.7 gigs. Yeah. And that's it, you know, that's all you got. So another thing, you know how I hate the cloud thing on Xbox? What's wrong with it?

Because either, either your upload hasn't finished on one box, so you can't do it, and then you have to pick one. Do you have the one you have in the cloud? Can I help you out here? Yeah. There's a setting on your Xbox that you can say that, even when the Xbox is powered off, it'll sync to the cloud. My Xbox is on, and it isn't synced to the damn cloud to the damn cloud it would absolutely then you have to go to the dashboard to very leisure or quick to the main menu

I'm never going to the dashboard if why can't you upload if I'm idle? Anyway, so another thing now that happens another thing that's a huge a blank go ahead Today I was downloading the castle map pack for a hila 4 awesome now available some great new maps on there one of them looks like perf Yeah, yeah, yeah, and I couldn't download it because it was syncing the cloud like that takes priority over download now because the cloud started first I assume but I'm downloading a thing that I want to play in this I've got to wait for all my crap to send to the college probably work anyway It'll absolutely work. It doesn't seem to be off the Xbox is become a more annoying device than it used to be By the way, how long did that sink take? 30 seconds nine minutes eight

What were you saying the fuck were you sinking? It was sinking everything. I was thinking like the last week's what the stuff I did what how is that even possible? No, it wouldn't do that That doesn't make any sense. I got a good Bernie. That sounds like bullshit. It only sinks the games that you play as you play them. You want to go. As files change, that's what it, it sinks.

You want to take this outside? I don't know. Unclip the line. It's an X box outside where we can test this theory. All right. I think the Microsoft Cloud is awesome. I had some trouble when we went to Georgia for this filming last week. I took my gamer tag with me because I don't use the cloud either.

I took my gamer tag with me on a USB thumb stick along with my save for bio-shock infinite. I took it out there. I took an Xbox with me that I'd never played on before. Plugged into my Xbox, hooked up to the hotel internet, put in my game, put in my gamer tag try to sign in Xbox live And it's like you need to type your password. Okay, time I password We're sending you a text message with a code you to put the code in okay You need to add another email address to your account go to your computer and go to this URL

I was like what the fuck I go to the computer add my email address is like okay We sent your email address of verification code. You need to type that in your Xbox. What's all this for? Fuck. It took me like 45 minutes to be able to start to play my- Is that just security? Yeah. It's like, I appreciate all the levels of security,

but it took me 45 minutes. It's also, it's just like, it's one thing when you're signing up for an account, it does that. You kind of expect that. But it all of a sudden, the service has been layered in. Yeah, I have a 10 year old account. I went through this like a month ago, the same thing I went in. I have a 10 year old account.

I went through this like a month ago, the same thing I went to. I wish that was an option. It hasn't happened to me since then. I wanted to punch someone. It also happened to me day one that they launched the service. And so, I don't know about you, but when they say, Hey, we're going to verify your email address. And I go, fine, I go to my email box.

If that message is not there by the time I load my email client, I'm just like, I hate the service. It took me it took me a long I was sitting there like fucker. So I added like every email address I have like it's gonna get to one of these boxes As they're pushing them. I was like making you Gmail account and adding them just for the hell of it and sometimes you'll find it those Security checks stack up on stack up on just. Oh, you're just like, I'm annoying yourself. Can I get the canceling each other up?

No, it's like if you get one code and it validates the old code, like if you get a new one. Oh, fuck that. So I want to be able to do a thing on my devices where it's like turning off a firewall on a modem or something, where I just want to be able to tick a box saying,

I take full responsibility for anything that happens to this if I lose it. So like strip my iPhone of all passwords, make it so I can download and buy everything with one touch. And if it goes wrong, then that's my bad. You charge me for it. I want that option because I will not lose my phone ever. I will not let you say that.

I went through a problem. When I back when I used to use Bank of America, piece of shit bank, years ago, where anytime I traveled, they would automatically lock my debit card, who I couldn't use it. So finally, one day, I would call and I'd complain and they'd do nothing. Finally, one day I walked into the bank and I was like, listen, every time I go out of town, you lock my debit card. Yeah, basically, with the city bank, we do that with my master card, too.

I told them, it's like, you need to tell me right now, you can make it best so that it'll never happen again, or else or some closing all of my accounts with you right now and They did it my card never got lost again. I said my cards never been stolen I've all if it does get stolen I'll take responsibility for it Yeah, and I never happened again like they never looked like card. It was wonderful the system went all Forced to use is the system irresponsible idiots. Yeah Wonderful. The system we're all forced to use is the system for irresponsible idiots. Yeah.

I've never happened to be with my Chase card. Yeah, me neither. I used to have me- I used Chase now for the fantastic bank. Thank you, Chase, for being a great bank. I would get that all the time because for a long time I didn't have any credit because- I- You were a degenerate.

The best way to build credit- I was drinking fairs of it. Yeah, choke. choke up a good advice. The best way to build credit is to a choke choke up the nice best way to build credit is to have that right you have you say you have a credit card you always have something and you always pay off even if you're just paying the exact amount you would have spent on a debit card but I never did that was used to debit

cards so I had no credit which meant that I had such a low limit and they would block my card on any internet purchase that was over like a hundred quid every single time I couldn't use it anywhere after that. It's just frustrating. I actually had my credit card information stolen or my debit card information stolen. Yeah. If someone bought $800 worth of clothing in the UK, all my credit card and it was like clearly this isn't me. It's men's clothing into the UK and it was purchased. Was it skinny jeans? That big because I might know some people. $800 worth it skinny jeans? That bit. Because I might know some people.

$800 with the skinny jeans. That happened in my, one of my RISC credit cards. Like, I had an $1,800 charge. Holy fuck. For iPhones from Verizon, they got shipped to Florida. And I was like, I don't know. Yeah. But you have to be addressed of shipped to right.

Yeah, like, Mercury Express. No, Verizon sent the information to American Express who then sent it to me. And like, I Google Street Viewed it. I was like whoever lives in this fucking house. Do you wish that you could find out what happens after they get caught? Yeah, I really want to know. We have a business level.

We had a UPS notified us because apparently I didn't notice UPS checks every single package. At least they did. Every single package that is shipped they did, every single package that is shipped to Nigeria. Every one of them. Like they opened it up and look inside? I guess so. And they had a, like, what they call a re-boxing scam, which we didn't know what this was. Somebody had bought like $300 worth of red versus blue merchandise, and they were just, they got the boxes, they didn't even open them, and they were going to got the boxes they didn't even open them

and they were gonna box them they box them up to send them to Nigeria you remember this yeah it was a long time ago oh well they were all the books them so we are we can we can we're curious we asked about it and they told us this community part of the state it's a little old lady she lives and she did they told the city where she lives and they want to give us any personal information

uh... and it was a far away from us and that was just coincidence uh... and i guess you had been contacted by someone in igeria who was just convincing you to buy stuff from russian t dot com and then when the boxes came to ship it to them like some version of some like was it four twenty nine scam is that what they're called for nineteen for nineteen

the igerian like you know scams of like get his merchandise and stuff like that I have no idea what to do with it in Nigeria, but they you PS said it all back to us and we credit the ladies account back to her Nigeria has a bad route these days on that with the internet. I guess so if you're checking every fact If I recall I think when district nine came out The country of Nigeria. I don't know. The government was upset with the portrayal of Nigerians in District 9. I think like the criminal element, the gangs in the slums in District 9 were all Nigerians, and they didn't like the fact that that was the case.

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and you have to be connected with server and then you get the game in day one you can't play the game you bought because the servers are too bugged right just like the apple three and other games that have how many people now that by xboxes on always connected to the expo slide it's irrelevant because you have the listen to me. I'm a fucking explaining it. I'm a fucking the only one answering your goddamn question. Did I ask question? Yes you did.

You asked me to explain it. So right before you start, right before I started talking. So the problem is what if you buy this console? Okay, you're upset with the cloud right now because it's slow. What if you have this console at home that you put the game into and you cannot play because it cannot communicate with the server? It's like I have my game, I have my console, I've legally done this, I can't play the game. Well, will it make the experience better? It's not booting. Well, it's really pretty. I imagine it's to make things better.

It's for DRM. It's for DRM. It's terrible. Absolutely. First of all, live it. This feature hasn't even been announced. It's just speculated. So what was it? What did that happen?

That speculation, maybe because of game developer leak the fact that their stuff had to connect to the internet? I don't know. Or originated. We don't know. But this was a story that ran, and people were asking about it. Somebody got hold of this guy. I'll look at his name to make sure we credit him properly.

Croped. He was a creative director at Microsoft. I believe in the Xbox division. And people were going after him on Twitter of all places, asking about the Xbox Durango's Always On feature. Adam, let's see if it fills in. You're always online when you play, right? You never play offline.

Sometimes. You play offline deliberately. Sometimes. Well, not deliberately. Like when I'm in a hotel in Georgia The wireless doesn't necessarily always reach to where I am and I get knocked off at home You're I mean it's by the full way signs and text yeah absolutely. Yeah, so I mentioned 95% of people play that way I assume it's less than 95% but what about those people? What if your internet's down?

We're like oh my internet's down internet's down. We're like, oh my internet's down. Let me read you the points that the guy made that caused this fervor for Adam Orth. So Adam Orth, I believe, is a creative director at Microsoft. I look up his actual title in a second here. He said, sorry, I don't get the drama. This is him saying this on Twitter. I don't get the drama around having an always on console. Every device now is always on. That's the world we live with. We live in.

He put a hashtag hashtag deal with it. That's a little too far. That is opening to this whole thing. Some guy responded at Adam Ors, did you learn nothing from Diablo III or Sim City? You know some people's internet goes out, right? Deal with it is a shitty reason. He writes back to that guy. Electricity goes out too. That's all I wrote back. I think I wrote yeah. But you lived in San Francisco in Seattle. Very connected places.

Try living in Jamesville with continent or Blacksburg, Virginia. Which is, you know, let the police come into that place. Not every place has great internet. Yeah. They're major. The Blacksburg kids too. which is it's it's it's you know let me tell you that place not every place has great internet yeah yeah major the black and you're next to the geese yeah I remember that yeah I thought you had haunted by geese I know I just remember that story but the guy made a good point so there's a lot of real areas in America where gaming is big and they don't have great internet

yeah anyway the atom was responded back on Twitter allegedly says you're at least you can see a screen shot There's a lot of rural areas in America where gaming is big and they don't have great internet. Yeah. Anyway, the Adam Oars responded back on Twitter, alleged leads, as you can see on the screen shot. Why on earth would I ever live there? Or why on earth would I live there? So he backed into a corner and then had to start in so-and-place. Yeah, pretty much. And so that's like the response.

So that appears to be a response from a very high up person at Microsoft who's making decisions is saying just deal with it and if you're a nice stuff, just don't live in those places. People are saying that man-veer or who that person he's responding to is a buyer or employee who's a friend of his. Shit. Really? Yeah, and I guess he was like being like kind of being an asshole to his friend about like wherever should he place he lived in.

So it's a, it's almost a private conversation I guess. Right. Shout out to Jamesville Wisconsin. So our our feeds fucked up from the computer. My dad texted me and told me that the next Xbox is supposed to have no disk drive. Straight from Larry Dunkelman. Yes. You're who said this? My dad. Your dad said that. Yeah. Well, thank you, Mr. Dunkelman, for the update. harbor right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right right He's like, it's over here. You know, people say shit sometimes. It's like, you know, sometimes people will just like make a comment.

We've all made comments before that we should we could take back. And this guy's on a stage that's maybe a little bit bigger than everybody else's. And if you, if what people are saying are correct, is correct, then you're right. He was just having like, like a conversation with his friend. He's not responding to a customer, right? He doesn't have a customer hat on. Basically. Yeah, that makes sense to me.

He's like talking shit to his friend and it gets blown out uh... that being said i'm not a okay i'm not a fan of a console that has to be connected to play anything with even single player games that i have a lot of people and i have not i have never all the games i play on games on demand I have never been disconnected from the game For not being connected to the internet I have had tell me that I have 10 minutes to get back on the internet What's good and I do any game games under maybe lose your internet connection

It says you have been disconnected from the internet you have 10 minutes to get back on the internet before the game Oh, I know I did I did that yeah, I get it So you can't do it in multiple places like the disc pull out thing I had no idea that they do that. Yeah, I get it. Is that so you can't do it in multiple places, like the disc pull out thing? Pretty much, or so that you can't, like disconnect from the internet

and log back on somewhere else. Pulling out is always a bad idea. Pulling out is always a bad idea. All right, I'm gonna ask Barbara the question. I wanna give a shout out to Mr. Duncan. Don't call me, don't call me. I can't tell you how I do that. Right now.

All right, care. So, my question to you, Barbara. Well, like, dick drive. You get. Really, trying to steal my thunder. I get it. Cool. You get. Really? Trying to steal my thunder? I get it. Cool. You get turned on by stuff, right?

I'm doing it like a dude, like a hot dude, or a girl maybe. Yeah. I'm doing a dude wearing eight wristbands. Yeah, we'll talk about that in a minute, right? Half-sidebands. I have been turned on by something that wasn't living. Go ahead. Have you been turned on by an object?

No. Really? You mean like, no. That you been turned on by an object? No. Really? You mean like, no. That's a good looking deal, though. No. Like, what if it was an example of something that would turn us on? Like, like, an action figure?

Something that looks like a... No, no, no, no, no. That's the point. Do you ever ask me this question, have you ever been turned on by someone? No, I'm a dude. And someone who I know who's a girl, got turned on by like a chair or something or an object

It was like a nice bit of I mean if you're like remembering things that happened in like a piece of furniture that were sexually related maybe I Closer on my face. That's great We need like we need like a vineyard like a soft edge vineyard and like violin music to play on I only get turned on by sexual stuff. Isn't that normal? I guess it is.

What do you mean? It's the same. It is with me. I just how could it like isn't that the whole concept of getting turned on? It's a sexual thing. Not always. There's people with like weird like, I don't know, I don't say weird. There are people with different likes.

Yeah, it's like the lunatics. It's all like if you're turned on by definition, that means like sexually, right? Yeah, but it could be, there could be something like non-sexual that triggers a sexual reaction. Yeah. Also, you can get turned on with no sexual

anything around. Yeah. You can just be, girls are actually better at that. We'll just get in that. I don't know about that. Yeah, girls are more imaginative and use their brain for pleasure more than men do. I use my dick for pleasure. So what's the most... Everyone. What's the most inappropriate place you've been... Hony. God! Everywhere.

Everywhere you can think of? Do you guys want to leave right now? What uncomfortable sometimes just at your desk just like Let's get ahead. Do you have a get a love on it what what what love on I? I'm sure I have. Yeah, sure. Have you? I mean, yeah, I don't know if you get to get this time, so I'm sorry. Yeah, why do I have a bite?

Yeah, it's like, oh, what's this in my pants? Wait, what got you turned on that day? Or that instant? You usually just want to need a piss. What? You can't go on. Well, you get a rock on when you need a piss, don't you? Because it stops you from pissing yourself. So, do you hear what he's saying?

Never let me down. No, no, no, no. He needs to piss. He gets a boner. Well, that's why I'm just in the night. That's why you wake up with morning wood. It's like 26-23. So, enough to see you.

You get a boner when you need a piss? That's happened before. Sure. Every time it's what he's saying. What's that? Because I get a boner every time Gavin needs the piss. That's what I'm asking. The thing is I hate doing the stuff that I do every day. Anything I do every day really pisses me off and I do it. Like, for example, like, when I'm brushing my my teeth is so boring. I'm sick of looking at myself in the mirror.

So whenever I brush my teeth, I walk around. I like trying to do this stuff on, don't it? Do you get bored masterbiting every day? I don't do it every day. But I do get bored, I get bored pissing. So I try and not piss for as long as possible. I end up with like a really full blast. That's a bad idea at this office.

And that, I can't always stop you. We forgot, I had a great this or that question for our 10th anniversary podcast. I came with the ultimate, would you rather this or that? And I was going to ask an arm 10th anniversary podcast. Excuse it for the 10th anniversary plus one week. So you ready for this question? This is the ultimate question.

This is this is a difficult one. You just queued me thinking about this. So it's inspired by what you all said. So let me ask you this, for the rest of your life, for that Gus, Gavin, Barbara, you have to make a choice. You have to either give up for the rest of your life having sex or masturbating for the rest of your life. You can not do one or the other. You either not have sex with a person I Is I'm gonna go question Sex anytime you want or sex that's just it normal normal normal levels of Inmestivation I give a masturbation immediately. Yeah, I'm in thinking about your masturbation easily

Oh really yeah, the reason you masturbate is to just clear the build up that will happen anyway Eventually it will happen to some people on a plane. Really? You guys are going to immediately say you guys are going to immediately give them a question. Really? So what are you going to do? You're going to go about to your house and then you go, let's make out for ages. Let me check off on you. That was like, it's like what qualifies this? Would it be something where you'd say that you could never have an orgasm with somebody else in the room or you could never have an orgasm with somebody else in the room, or you could never have an orgasm by yourself. I would give up having them by myself. I do it with doing it. Absolutely. That's the easiest question ever.

I do really think so. Absolutely. But you're married though too, but it's guaranteed though that you can absolutely have an orgasm. We need to circle back on this Gavin just that he feels weird masturbating. I don't like it very much. Really? You're a narcissist. I feel like that should be the ultimate pleasure for you. I have a thing to do. I just... I've already seen myself in the mirror while I do it.

I don't have a mirror. I don't believe you. He doesn't have a mirror. He gets dressed in the dark. He don't me. Hmm. Hmm. See, I do the same thing and I look like shit compared to you.

Like, you're all about yourself. Another. That's just some really crap reputation I have. I do the same thing and I look like shit compared to you like That's just some really crap reputation I have I didn't see you use your phone as a mirror though on the plane once Oh, I was taking a picture of you No, you were like fixing your hair. Why was it just my head on a plane? There's gonna be a song I'm not even the internet is having more difficulty with this question You guys did Wow, I'm a lot of them are did I ever What is my mind so did I ever ask you about the?

The man with the finger up the ass one. What about no? I'm also a lot of people. I'm not sure what I did on the podcast So with the finger of the ass you can you can have this but would you do it? I know this question. Yeah, yeah, so You never have to by the way real fast where he goes? I hate hypothetical questions. I love them. They're fun. We're doing stupid We're gonna waste a brain time. You know who else I'm not at all not absolutely because it's a situation that'll never happen That you have to focus on gosh you're just being presented scenario would say which would you ultimately which do you prefer having sex with a Person or being able to master yeah, but it's still like it's an exercise in nothing It's like I could be thinking about something else much more useful It says a lot of stuff like your brain is a capacity This is important stuff

I'm talking about something that'll never happen. It's a good way of judging someone's personality For me, it's still a waste of time I want to hear this question, sir, you never have to spend money on anything ever again. You never have to pay for anything. Every transaction you ever make, anything you ever buy, there will be a guy run next to you and he will pay for it. Whatever you want, ever. But, right before he does it, he pulls down your pants and your underwear, gives you a

little lick and just shoves his finger up your ass for like 15 or 20 seconds and then pulls it out and you're done. Every transaction you make but this is in public so there's people around. Easy, yeah of course. You would do that. Yes. You have someone sing the way you're on. You're getting caught in public. Yeah. So what if you want to buy it? Just to copy this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. Could you buy things on your own? No. no you every trans every kind of that you will never spend another penny even if you wanted to We could say we buy stuff No, why not? I was just like you get the money from the buy it I would just buy it online but where would they get the money from because ultimately be like a buy you a Lamborghini later

If you buy a coffee for the rest of my life, you found the repo. Yeah, I'm going to do one transaction. You're fucking set. Easy. But then every time you get the coffee, though, it's part of the transaction. No, it's not, because I'm not paying. I don't know.

Yeah, but the Twitter wants to know very well the question, how the fuck did you think of this? Yeah. So that comes back to the stuff I get bored doing every day. It leaves me, I get bored. Oh, I just, I'd only buy stuff online. No, you have to go there. With this thing, it's not a problem.

It's not a problem point. So, but this is the thing. This is why I don't like doing stuff. Like peeing and brushing my teeth. Why I'm just stood there doing a thing that I do all the time. Because it leaves me alone with my brain. And then this shit happens.

I have to distract myself. He doesn't happen. He doesn't have to have him. Well, am I going to think about it? Or is it day or is it anything? What am I going to do? What I'm just showing. What do you do to distract yourself from your brain in the shower?

Listen, I don't need to distract myself from my brain. I can think about things. I can think about a river's blue plot, something like that. I don't need to think about a guy who would stand next to me. Can I try to show him? I do. I do. Some of my plot, something like that. I don't need to think about the guys who would stand next to me. Cash register, we're just fucking pretty good. I do, some of my best thinking in the shower. I get like some of my best ideas while I'm in the shower. My ideas make me think I'm a psycho.

Yeah, I think about the website, about the podcast, about content delivery. It's like, oh, well, that problem I'm having. I know how to fix it now. Like all the problems that I have, I think I put my brain to a practical use and I think about them. My brain doesn't go anywhere in a practical. It's not that I even try to do it. It's just like on its own. Ten minutes?

I think about nothing in the shower. No, this is my... It's not a startling amount of our Twitter followers. I think this would actually be a bonus to the normal transactions. You think you're up the bonus. It's not a set of packets. Yeah, I think they might be letting the whole thing out. I do not think this is a bonus. I am dreading my first prostate exam ever. I don't want anything at my butt,

but I will agree to that. Also, I'm not going to give you a great excuse to not interact with homeless people too. You'd be like, I'm not giving you any money. Sorry, dude. Also, it's not. I'm getting you. You've got to remember that there are times when you don't feel like doing something.

Can't bug me. Like even someone who likes stuff up their ass, it's got to be a time during the week where I don't want anything in their ass. Honestly, it's with my ass, it's really a punishment for the other dude. It's just that I'm leaving for. It is a mess down there. Is it Harry? Oh yeah, absolutely.

Do you like any of you are trimming it all? Oh yeah absolutely. Do you like do you any of you want trimming it all? I'm a butthole? No. If any level any of you want to trim anything? I'm a beard. Yeah, be sure you don't get beard. So it goes shave their assholes. No, well I mean, you get everything waxed. So you wax like back exactly. A Brazilian just goes whew. What is the posture for that? Are you in your back? Are you in your back? Are you on your back? And you have, there's two positions. You put your feet together in the butterfly position. I was like, yeah, butterfly position.

The butterfly position. I think you can imagine that. Put the bottom of your feet together and you are, they're flat on the table. And then you lift your knees to your chest and then they get your underside. Your underside. And they go, that sounds. This whip out your own car it's so this is almost exclusively female assess the barber she was like a little girl that's really disturbing this is

this is exclusively female as the dishes that do this right I mean you've never had a guy oh no it's only girls you have to do it out there who's like give me a Brazilian girl I'm gonna get into this like this is my thing now they're It's only girls Now they're telling cool about it. It's all girls. I can't believe that that would be a level of trust Like I would find one person who does that. I would only go to that person Why doesn't the guy to college just do this as an add-on like Extra-torture extra twenty five bucks. I'll remove all that from you like do you have have you established a new person in Austin who does it for you? Oh, you have to go out to Canada have done no Austin there's a great place not so there's a high-level minute that's

somewhere in Austin where you spread a pot you're undercarriage but if I'm they wax it all out yeah that they know everything about you they would they know that they know that what it literally takes four minutes but it's Gavin that way. It literally takes four minutes. But it's your asshole. That's like four times as long as sex. I don't take four minutes. Yeah, that's what I'm pretty. Okay, move there. Like, are three girls who watch the podcast? Do you have an experience with the last thing?

If so, please tweet us. We're going to get a bunch of dudes pretending to be girls tweeting us now. Oh yeah, I'll be right back. I'll send you pictures of mine if you said you're gonna lose. Let's have a party. Yeah, there's only such a thing as a brozillion. See, honestly.

No, there's not. No. Yep, guys get Brazilian walks too. Yeah, I wouldn't do it. I've shaved different parts of me and it changes the function of parts of your body. Why do you go to trim yourself? What do you go? What do you mean? Like what room are you in the bathroom?

I get in the butter pot. What? In the backyard. I assume the monarch position. No, I don't know what you're doing. Where else would you, where were you thinking I go? I get a little heck out. I get a little carnival.

What is the heck out there? I shake my beard. I shake my beard in the shower. I just let it all go down the drain.? I shake my beard. I said my beard in the shower. I just let it all go down the drain. These You save your I said shake my beard in the shower. Why do you shave that? All right? You say your Difference why wouldn't you do it in the shower? What else would you do it? Well trimmer I use a trimmer. I don't shit. Where's the helicopter? It goes

uh... it goes uh... what what would you do in the shower what is the trimmer you get what you have a trimmer but we have to make it vanish what's that? it doesn't make the hair vanish no hello no that's not going to a bad

i have a i have a waste paper basket in my uh... you can't listen to me you can't say what your legs are need to listen to me we're not going to get in the board

i'm not going to go into the butterfly position like she does i i strategically position it and it's a problem I need to listen me when I get to the board night. I'm not gonna go to the butterfly position like she does I Strategicly position it He fucking do it is impossible because the trimmer's throwing beer Never getting a bathroom again Covered in your pubes I have a trimmer I have this problem when I'm shaving. I have a trimmer for my face. Go ahead when I shave this bit the old touch It cleans every way because in my eyes and everything It goes everywhere. It's like it's like

What do you try one do it in the shower and then just hose down your shower? What do you do for this? What do you do? Look at it. No, you're very sad when you turn up my knob. You don't turn up. The knob and the I don't want to admit how I do it because nobody told me how to do it and I don't know if I'm doing it. I don't know if I'm doing it. I don't tell us. I don't know if I'm doing it right. That was no, you had to do it. Let me put you ease. I'm positive you're doing it wrong.

So just tell us how you're doing. And we'll let you know how you're right. I was just in detail about my relaxing. You need to do this. Well, I've always had carpet. And you can't just go on the floor with carpet and mental. No. No, you can't, you're right.

You're right Let's get shitload of bug roll and just put it over the floor and I'd go into that and I'm like he's grunchy I've been so poor and fleshed out of the toilet paper by the way for American listeners Because I'm a toilet carpet! Why is he sitting here? Because he said his whole house had carpet. Is your bathroom carpet? There was an England. What did you hear?

Your bathroom, the whole carpet. The England's cold, and you cop it everywhere. You carpet up to the toilets? I've been changing that one. My whole bathroom, the whole carpet, and your bathroom. The apartment I lived in, off of Enfield, had carpet in the bathroom. Oh, yes, carpet!

I didn't know that. So then let me ask you this. Why wouldn't you just use Gus' method and just get in the shower, get in the tub? Well, because my shower would clog if I did that. Yeah, it doesn't matter. I mean, you know what, he's in the air. Do you have just a hole?

Because I had a grill and it just stayed on. Oh, it's just a hole. Oh, it is? Yeah. Well, there you go. I have it right down. But you'll say you squat over a bin. It must be doing everything.

Yeah, that's disgusting. You're an animal. I don't squat. You're not squat. You don't squat. Something that does go everywhere. I don't squat. every October is the pin This is a perfect normal Are you guys like just going will and you'll like just hacking away like that? Doesn't On the carriage you have to squat though as you can't get to it I thought you can't get to it. It's like, what's this?

It's like, what's the point? You can't get between the legs like, yeah. I don't do, maybe I do every area that you do. I do a very precise area. I do a very precise area. How do you do it? How did you do it? Also has the thing that catches all that stuff.

I have a body trimmer that catches all that. It's empty that thing out. It's like a lawn mower. Oh my, this sucks into a tiny fat. You can get fat. I used to be the mother's the growth of molla. You have to buy special bags to put in. It helps maintain the moisture in the dry days. Yeah, it has a little compartment, the catch-up stuff.

Yeah, it's good. Take it, just put a pube compartment on the lazy. It's a clipping, it's a clipping if they clipping with a compartment you compartment You know this is you know just so you know this is pubic hair, too. You don't have this What is it? Yes, you are Course and cully your beard is your beard is secondary hair growth. You get that after puberty But doesn't it be care to describe hair around the pubic area? Yeah, I don't know. I'm the artist

How this is not how? What's your armpit? You're air from puberty care? No The puberty cares only in the crotch the pubic area in the pubic area. Yeah, it's not puberty here So what's so what is what is the hair in the butt? What is that? I don't know. That's a good question Butchler what is this what is what is this like axiol hair? Dark pit hair. Is that my the car? Yeah, it's it at that's where you get your axial temperature I really don't know why I like to act something made in any sense to me No, I never thought did they call the deodorant acts that cool it links I've never been so happy. Wow. Wow. It's totally different what yeah

Wow, well just just to be more elegant What? Yeah, totally. Wow, wow. Well, just to be more elegant about this process, I'm going to assume the butterfly position. And now, that's what I'm going to do. You got it. What the fuck, butterfly? So it's not going to get in your bathroom again. What's that?

I'm not going to get in your bathroom. It's because I'm going to get in. I'm going to get in. You have carpet again. It's called butterfly because you make wings with your legs. Listen, here's a great strategy. Don't go in my bathroom. Don't do it. It's a bad idea.

Is that stuff that you just never would talk? I guess someone's been teaching me at some point as I was growing up. This is how you shave your pubes. Nobody ever did, so I had to figure it out. My name was 45 when he had me. I don't think shaving his pubes was or trimming his pubes was even considered to shave him up.

No, I don't think so. I don't think so. But I had the direction of the shaving wrong. Like I would shave down on my neck and just see up on your neck. Are you? Yeah. Yeah. I never got taught either. Like one day I finally, I was like going to school on one day. Like I got pulled out and was like you need to go home with shaving. I was like I've never shaved before. Like I'm not actually told like you need to go home and shave and I was like I've never shaved before like I'm not actually told me you need to go to the office and shave so I went to the office and they had like this used dull razor that was then like you got a shave with this I was like a shared like communal razor yeah and I was like no I'm going home so I like I literally walked out the school I went home and I was like that I was 15 so I walked in my dad was there I was like dad I they sent me home from school I need a shave he I walked in, my dad was there, I was like,

Dad, they sent me home from school, I need a shave. He's like, all right, my razor's in the bathroom, go to it. I'm telling you, it's his dog, he's a school one. It's different, it's like, at least it's my dad, it's not some fucking... Yeah, you can't get aes from your dad. I would've had it already. Yeah, I guess you would. Unless he was bombing after you were born.

Maybe, yeah, but not my dad. No. No. Someone who's drawn a photo of me. I'm not even a trim. What's that posture? Big black thing. I mean, big black thing. Thank you very much. That is to scale. So we have some new slap bands in the way. This is, I want to say, one of my favorite conversations we've had in a long time in the podcast. I was responsible for it. Thank you. It was you. It was. Yeah. Yeah. We do have some new slide bands in the store. I've got all eight of them. I haven't seen it. I've seen it. I've worked with it.

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So, uh, there's eight different slap bands available. We have, the sales are still going on in the store, right? Yeah, it goes on to Wednesday at the 10th. What's the code, you know? Code is RT 10 years. You entered at checkout to get... It's RT 10 years. 10 years.

It's on our side, if you're... 10% off. What's your favorite one? I think my favorite one is of course the Yeah, which one is it? And the mid-adventures one that is we got the They had it ready cuz I like the cake this one go say of course We all like our individual projects. That's not I that's what we're a yes and assholes. All right still a team of hunter

Yeah, and then also we have the shirt the Gavin's wearing, which is actually came from a conversation I was having with Jack. Well, we came up with this and then it got made. So there you go. Yeah, not from a video, but there's a bunch of other new seminar story like the Bernie ball head. I want to say I love our slap bands. I think everyone should buy them.

I can't wait. I got to take them off now that I've done my plug. Yeah, they're like sweaty and gross Can you hit me can you get brainy want to go to me? Let's see if get it or just there's no way to hit you from here This is by the way so get a bunch of slot. I can do this with your friends Kyle heads up. Oh, the camera. That was pretty awesome.

All right. Cool. So we got all that. I got that shirt. I'm going again. Give me cake. Let's go. Cakeless. All right. Oh, there was that. That was Gavin. That's even late. That was Gavin. It's on Gavin. That was Gavin that's even late. That was Gavin It's on camera. That was really laughing

I've seen it in the last couple of times that you know We were talking about the earlier about the harm's The only point we were just switch over to talking about movies for a second What were you talking about the Elysium? The came out go ahead So it's just an ad for All it is is just like a commercial for a company recruiting people to work on a mysterious long-term project that will be completed in the year like 2097.

And that's the new Neil Blomkamp movie. Elysium. Yes. Hey, guess what I just found out. What did you find out? The company that distributes red versus blue on DVD. New video? New video flat-iron films Yeah, also and they have other

Sister companies as well. They also are the company that distributes primer Which means they also are the company that distributes upstream color Which is Shane Cruz's new movie? Which means we're gonna be getting a copy of when it comes out nice out in the I've been trying April 5th was the official opening day of upstream color. What? I cannot fucking find that part. Anyway, that's Sundance. When you take out...

And it was itself by. I want to see that with you when you take it. What? It was? Yeah. Yeah. Now I'll piss off how to get a movie back. Everyone we know, every app, everyone you saw it. So what is ice belt leesium? Or what?

The LYSI U.M. Give me some movies coming out. Big movie this year. Oblivion. Oblivion. Oblivion is coming out this year? Is that really the first time you thought of two? I just saw the trailer yesterday. I saw some clips of you. Oh, that's the Tom Cruise one. Yeah. That is the one I actually thought you were talking about when you talked about Oblivion. Yeah, release date for...

So this makes me happy. Oblivion, the official trailer for Oblivion, has 3. one million views that makes happy yet for that trailer because the i was looking at the building statistics for an infographic for our ruchitief stuff and the tom cruise movie for oblivion has three point one two three million views

and the ruby red trailer has 3.15. Oh, I love that kind of stuff. Like on YouTube, that a trailer for all upcoming production has as much views as the Tom Cruise movie. Those Ruby trailers are doing really well. Yeah, they're doing really well. Yeah, and we're getting really excited about the show because it shows the debuting at RTX this year.

So I wonder if I can give a quick shout to some of our other RTX signups for exhibitors. We have PixelBeam, who makes a MMO FPS called StormUnited. I'm reading my notes here. And a binary mill, who's an iOS developer, who makes mini motor racing, as well as Maker Bot, who makes the 3D printer, that we showcased a little earlier. So those people just signed up at GDC last week. Can I take back to one of our other sponsors too?

Yes. Who sponsors our podcast? We've mentioned a lot of times in the past when Audible first came on as a sponsor for the Richie the Podcast. One of the books that I recommend that people get on audiobook is World War Z, which is a great book and also a great audiobook production. A lot of people have picked up and read the book as a result. Since we're talking about movies, the World War Z trailers that keep coming out spur a lot of discussion. Is there a new one?

The last one that came out, yeah, they're constantly put out new versions of it, are showing more and more of the movie, Probably because they're getting negative feedback. One of the last I saw a clip like a five or six minute clip at Butte-Numathon. And I remember I said I was starting to get more at ease with this movie because the way they portrayed the zombies could be interpreted as the South African rabies right that's in the book and that's the initial outbreaks there faster and more uh... manic red pit recently did an interview with e-w which i'm assuming is an

entertainment weekly yes uh... and he explained why they quote-unquote ditched slow zombies that they don't have slow zombies anywhere in the movie and this is a quote from red pit from the articles is the book ditched slow zombies that they don't have slow zombies anywhere in the movie. And this is a quote from Brad Pitt from The Oracles. It's the book focused on slow zombies. We chose to be more dynamic in that we wanted to base all of this on science. So it's what if we had them move like ants or a swarm of bees or birds or a school of fish that's being chased. One of the first questions we asked was how to portray the zombies and how to do it differently

because it's been done so many times and has already been done pretty damn well. Okay, I'm not interested in this movie anymore. No. Because of that quote. He literally said, it's this way in the book, but we didn't want to do that.

We want to do it our own way. Don't fucking make a movie about that book then. Yeah, it's also it's like, why focus on bees and these other living things why not focus on a dead human that's decaying and falling apart and it's like I don't know how you have some of the scenes that are in that god damn the desert one like the long fight right right people that's like yeah in New Mexico yeah yeah how do you do the pilot who crashes and it's standing on top of a car and she kills

80 zombies and she just has to do it by being methodical and killing everything when they're just a swarm of bees and just like stack on top of each other and everything like that. So, I mean, I'll see this movie for the sake of seeing the movie probably because I like zombie movies and I'm a fan of red pit. I think he's a good actor, but I'm not going to see this movie because it's based on the book that I love. It doesn't seem like has anything to do with it. That's that's fucked up

That's I'm fortunate. I think people who like the book are gonna be disappointed by the movie now God damn it's just and that's like the motivation for that decision makes no sense to me so I When I was talking about the slap bans for elementary else have the burning bobble head by the way you fucking Hegged me with that goddamn that was Gavin. It's still things for the record. That was Gavin Not minding his face. You're his hit his face and it's on camera here's that the head of his face all right what's time to wrap up all right so perfect speaking of immersion do you want to talk about how that went or we just gonna wait until it comes out well wait I don't want to we talked about we talked

about it a bit last year we promise we promise a Game of Thrones spoiler cast? We did, we should do that. Let's do that next week. I didn't realize that we had promised we were going to do that. Let's do it next week. A lot of people will ask me about it. We'll talk about Game of Thrones season one and two. We won't talk about three.

That's still going on. Good. Oh man. I don't know if it's not spoiler cost them, release it. One and two, these good people cut up. Yeah. Alright. Alright, well let's, let's talk about it. I mean, that, the show is going on. We can talk about's one and two to get people caught up? Yeah. All right. All right. Well, let's uh, let's go. I mean, now this show is going on.

We can talk about the currencies and two. Bye everyone. OK. All right. All right. Thanks for watching everyone. We're going to go eat. Let's go eat some more.

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