Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #214

Episode Date: April 16, 2013

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.
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Starting point is 00:01:13 Simply visit GoDaddy.com and use promo code Rooster. That's GoDaddy.com and promo code Rooster. Some limitations apply, see website for details. Yeah, please do please do the problem is now know we don't wear the headsets anymore So people don't know when they're muted this is gonna bug the shit out of me. What is hanging out of your left ear? That is gonna kill me. Oh Our headset was fucked up and not working right I'm gonna wear a pair of I I should do that. That's right. That's a good point. Yeah Get like
Starting point is 00:02:01 That's way better. You're like you look like a cy, you're looking at cyborg. I'm gonna introduce everyone. Oh good, that's Gus, that's Bernie, that's Joel. That's, hello everybody. Hello. So after 214 podcasts, you think we still weren't the introductions? Why not? Yeah, I still do it when we're not on that too.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Yeah, I like it. Hey, you know, I hate to even bring it up. Oh, God. I know, I hate to bring it up, just because it's something that people will then bug you about. But I keep hearing there's rumblings about the theme songs that we used to do that were user submitted about like them coming back in some way.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Yeah, do I do not do that? Yeah, we do them in the credits at the end of the show. I do them in the credits. But what we're working on is we're kind of the normal moment. Let me fucking explain it. You wonder why you were gone from the podcast before. I thought you were about to be gone for another four. I could leave right now. Oh it's fine. And it's alright. So we're working on filming a new intro kind of set a
Starting point is 00:02:55 night lifestyle with people. So we'll have the people that are on the show with the theme songs playing at the front of the podcast. We're hoping to shoot that here pretty soon but we have a lot we have other projects that are in the pipeline ahead of it. Man, we have a ton of stuff that is going on. It's a, we've seen last week that I was in, I was saying I was in Atlanta, but it wasn't, it was before that, when I was in Boston for Pax. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:21 Segway to current events. We'll talk about that for a second. But what's going on in Boston? We don't really do cover current events. I don't know. It's not about Gavin's dick. Is it something we would talk about? Yeah. It's uh, so what are the facts that we know about the Boston thing? I don't know. I've been here for a couple hours. I know there was an explosion. There was two explosions. It was at the finish line of Boston marathon todayathon today. Yeah. So far I think the count is two people are dead, and 111 people are injured. And Gavin and I were talking about a big terror event
Starting point is 00:03:52 that was in the UK in July 7th. When? How long ago now? I don't know. Yeah. Maybe seven years ago, something. Wasn't it 2007? Wasn't it 2007?
Starting point is 00:04:03 Not my sense, yeah. I think that was the case. I was uh... a couple of buses and and underground train was that the same day there was also the attacks in spain was that coordinator was that was a separate incident and what what do you know it was see this is this is suicide ball miskept just about people's books of yeah and it's worth it this is this is one of those things where
Starting point is 00:04:23 i'm even i don't know about you Gus I am reluctant to talk about it. No simply because these are people who took a bomb and put it in a crowd of people They didn't sabotage a factory. They didn't throw tea over the side of a cargo ship, you know They are not trying to anything that are doing any cause that they have or whatever is completely invalidated by these actions. It's something that I don't want to see their faces.
Starting point is 00:04:51 I don't want to know their names. I don't even want to know why this happened. It's just one of the things where I would hope that we can heal, like help the people that are injured, help the people whose lives were destroyed by this event, and then move on from it. Absolutely. And not spend any time and not dwell on it at all. There's always, the second thing is always sickening as well. It's always sickening behavior straight after, like with the bombings in London.
Starting point is 00:05:14 There are a bunch of people who waited at the train station where a lot of people died, waited until the next day and they saw all the cars that were unclaimed that day. Basically all the people who had died didn't come out to their car and they broke into all the cars. Really? People think that way. Well, I'm going to make the most of this. I never would have thought of that. Yeah. That's pretty sad. It's pretty sad, right? Like, he's going to suck sometimes. Yeah. That's really weird too, because there's no advantage to do that. Like, if I left my car in a parking lot, the fact that I'm dead or alive doesn't mean I'm going to get caught. If you go to the long term parking lot in airport, chances are those people aren't here.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Right, exactly. It's just literally just like a scavenger mentality. And there's almost no advantage to do with it. Yeah, it's basically like this stuff now up for grabs that is now known along the owned. Yeah, it's the same thing with like a looting. It's like if there's a, there's needy water you can steal TVs You know what I mean? It's like it doesn't make any sense at all and like why would you even think about that at that point in time But you want to get a TV last thing if I'm dealing with a flood or anything like that is trying to figure out Any kind of disaster. Yeah, like I mean, I feel like if my reaction that was just like get away from there. Yeah
Starting point is 00:06:23 Yeah, I don't know it's I'm also I wonder if I, if personally, if I have been kind of, if I, my pendulum is basically swung back the other way, my emotional pendulum of since 9-11 of everything that we've done since 9-11 over the last decade of just, in my opinion, overreacting to an event and just made, you know, maybe- Well, it turns to safety and stuff. It turns to safety and everything. And just, yeah, everything we've done since then,
Starting point is 00:06:50 and you know, is like, are we gonna change our ability to operate in public? One of the things we always talk about Gavin is that, in the early 90s or late 80s, there's a series of bombings by the NRA in, is the NRA in my state? The it a rm i say i r a i r a i r i i r a i r a i r a and that went on the line twenty thirty year that went on for a long time
Starting point is 00:07:13 and as a result of that there's no trash cans yeah when when i went to the u.k. with jason you know several years ago he didn't believe me he he's you know he was trying to throw something away at watered the station he's like what kind of fun to fucking trash can i say well it's because uh... the the olbama tax by ira he did not believe that that was the reason yeah it's like a weird political thing to me even because if somebody wants to bomb someone whether or not there's garbage cans laid out or not laid out I don't think it's gonna stop anyone so like yours is like a ten thousand
Starting point is 00:07:42 that's flying around right now because of his sponsor. You know what that is right? You did that. It's insulation. Oh man. They left the door open. Hey Joe has to cover up his cat because of the life. Yeah, thank God my cat's not here. My cat would probably actually eat these fucking bugs. If you're good, we're not eating the bugs. It would be a good thing. No, he would hunt them down. No. That fucking cat, can I tell you? That cat is now an outdoor cat Joe the cat and
Starting point is 00:08:05 He has lost four collars. What the hell is this? He's always he's a by the dollars. You buy like a safety kind that have Yeah, you take them off in the old office. I think I'm just gonna buy like a World and just I just like double not it he hung one up on the arcade machine Harnesses they go around like the whole midsection have one. Yeah, I'm trying to teach you how to walk There's a lot. Yeah, there's like a lion suit you can buy You can try to catch how to walk. I love it. I love it. Like go on a walk with me. Yeah, but not actually teach to walk What do you have to teach it? You don't understand how a cat on a leash works. Yeah, I'm like all claws and teeth
Starting point is 00:08:42 Yeah, it's like it's like trying to walk the Tasmanian devil. Here's me give cool ass. I do. Yeah. You're like fighting the same. Yeah. It's exactly what it's like. It's just a cloud of dust and sharpness. We do a we do a a game of Thrones night at my house every night now or every Sunday I should say. And Joe was wandering around through there and everyone was pretty happy to see Joe. Because we do it on this show. Yeah, you know, not many people know this. Joe the cat actually lived with Joe for a while.
Starting point is 00:09:13 He did, yeah. It must have been confusing when someone would call. We'd like, can I talk to Joe? He'd like, Joe or Joe? Well, it was good for sales calls. It was just meow, meow. No, yeah. No, yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:22 He killed that one time the meow mix guy called. And then it's just that was that. Yeah, then. I got $10,000. I started my credit card. I don't know what would happen with that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't like when people call him Joe because that's not his name his name is Joe the cat like that is Specifically his name and it's like every now and then I'll still bump him Joe because everyone is actually Joe the cat His name is Joe the cat and I call him I have never called them anything but Joe the cat and we'll call him Joe That's called me true. That must be a recent thing. No, his name's Joe the cat I don't really think what do you mean that can't be true? You like that's not what's on his birth certificate? Yeah, I'm his on his I know because I pretty five the goddamn things now and they always get lost But yeah, it's even Joe the cat his little tag says Joe the cat
Starting point is 00:10:14 Meow and then my phone number that's it So if somebody reads it, they say this is Joe the cat. So their name is Joe the cat I mean now makes sense to get to get like a like a guana or something and be like a name it Joe and be like this is Joe the cat. I mean, it makes sense. It seems like you have to get like a like a guana or something and be like a name it Joe and be like this is Joe the iguana. Joe is it? Is meow the cat translation for Joe the cat? Yeah, he's like still other cats even they know he's cool. Yeah, Joe the cat. Yeah, I got it. So you get upset when I cut you off. Yeah, that's like an emotional thing. That's like an emotional thing with you. Yeah, upset is a motion. You don't like, I'm like, it's not just gust, it gets upset. It's a human thing.
Starting point is 00:10:49 When communicating with humans, you're like me, you're right. I can't fucking do the thing. That's a bit of a question. Literally interrupted me. I'm really mad. You're like quit listening and then change to talk to someone else. I really am bad. About it.
Starting point is 00:11:04 I am bad about it because I don't care about anything. We didn't read it, am I? I just, I don't know why I like Joel. It's just like, hey, you know, what color is that shirt that you bought? It's right, I don't care. I'm just got him already. I'm already in one of the next things.
Starting point is 00:11:18 I don't really care. It's like social interaction. It's a contract that you have to pretend like you're interested in people. Do you think that gets you in? I am really bad with like people who like do you know When you're like six they'll be even worse. Oh, no question. Yeah, no question I want to know you in 20 years from now. I was just be one long monologue
Starting point is 00:11:36 It's like it's like no way Jules making it 60 Jim all the time right you healthy, yeah, but it doesn't matter. You can't slide with booze It doesn't matter. I can't slow that with a booze No, it's like that with fucking stress Stress person I plan it. It's true. I did another thing too is Probably have to talk about this and sorry in advance Gus for open in this Pandora's Box Oh, but the place the goal plummeted the quiet the price of gold is that they has just He was the goal plummeted in the last. The price of gold, and that's due to his just cracks.
Starting point is 00:12:04 Do you see him change tracks? He was like, is he going in the, the goal is cool, right? Yeah, it is, it is brain changing the tracks. So, it's like in my office earlier today. I came in with a simple question. And it was, and it was, and it was cumbersome. And it's, which fund is it, the AC or R?
Starting point is 00:12:19 And the back of my mind, I'm like, the reason why Gus is coming in to my office to ask me this question is because he wants to get it out of my system now before we do the podcast. And so it's like, I'm just going to get it all out of my system right now. And so it was like 45 minutes, just like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But the thing is, so we had a very boring conversation, but we had to- It was, we had to-
Starting point is 00:12:43 No, it was like- No, no, it was not you the the the conversation so we had a 401k like meeting today at the office were like moving to a new provider that's the boring conversation uh... this is a third time to do it exciting to this a third time we've had to do it uh... and each of the other two times after we go to the presentation i was going to talk to you for some reason and you talk at me for forty five minutes and afterwards i'm like i know exactly what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:13:05 It's mostly worked out. I mean gold has crashed in today. What's it like? Define crashed. What's happened in the past few days? You know what has happened? Gold has gone all the way back down to what I originally talked about it. In the first podcast that we talked about it, the price is now bad.
Starting point is 00:13:21 So that is zero gross. It's like zero growth. What percent is drop is that? it's a little over 20 percent it's i think it's somewhere i mean it's dropping right now we talk about it with a lot of things by the way to point out like stock and currencies have made money and now people invested in gold are now back at zero from two years ago yeah the thing is those that the fundamental
Starting point is 00:13:41 if we're going to talk about this i'll just get a couple things out the fundamental story will be back in an hour folks behind gold it's better now the fundamental story behind gold is better now than what it was two years ago but it's still dropping it's still dropping short short term is it going to continue to drop in the short term it's going to continue to drop but it feel like if you want to hold investing something for three to five years longer But can you invest in negative gold? Yes, you do you see what is easy is evil brother? I said it as a joke because of double gold, but apparently you can invest in negative gold Can you double that's just gold? Oh, it is no no GLD is just gold DGP double gold but double
Starting point is 00:14:26 DZZ is double negative gold Is there just a negative gold? I'm sure it is that would be stupid But I don't follow it because it's like if you're gonna get short gold you might as well get short gold You may as well double down. Yeah, it's like it's like you're playing blackjack. You got the 11 on the table Yeah, here's what here's what I're playing blackjack. You got the 11 on the table. Here's what I always said in the discussions we got in about gold. I always said that these were golds a real thing.
Starting point is 00:14:53 And I always said it's not, it's not. Here's a rock or a mineral. But when you sign a value, you just... When people say it's a real thing, the supply of gold can only grow marginally. I know you say real estate. It's a real estate. It's a real estate.
Starting point is 00:15:11 There's a basically, it grows a little bit, but there's a fixed number of it. The supply is basically intact. Which leads me to the point I was going to make, which was right before this podcast. We discussed about you were talking about the supplies where people like is jp morgan i think you said specifically more than the hope i'm not breaking confidentiality you have with them uh... where he said that they sell gold but then if everyone comes and wants their gold all at once then they just don't have it so that it's like a run on the bank and i was like wait wait wait wait that's
Starting point is 00:15:41 exactly the opposite of what gold is supposed to be you're absolutely they can sell more than they have absolutely how is that make it shorting so then it's not Deep he lawyer is exactly the paper that's right. There's a paper gold market. There's no different to Picture like a billionaire with a monocle writing a letter. He's like where's my paper gold His gold pen and his gold ink. It's paper gold? Yeah, I remember the big... I remember the huge California paper rush of 1849. It was a huge one when the paper mines... No, but that was...
Starting point is 00:16:13 I mean, that's... I mean, it's funny, but that's the real term. I mean, this... There was a thread on Reddit today, which was, what are the most basic mind-fucks that you know? Which are just simple facts. just blow you away and I've We talk about these from time time little things like this like I was always mesmerized by That weird mathematical trend of like you're all boys in your family
Starting point is 00:16:37 So your mom broke a chain of women that goes literally all the way back to the beginning of time A one fact I heard it wasn't in this but it reminded me of it with the discussion of gold is all the back to beginning of time. One fact I heard it wasn't in this, but it reminded me of it with the discussion of gold is, all the gold that has been ever mined in the history of the world can fit in a swimming pool. Yeah, I've heard that. It's a Olympic-sized swimming pool, right? A Olympic-sized swimming pool. Yeah, I've heard two things.
Starting point is 00:16:58 You know, basically like the Statue of Liberty and Olympic-sized swimming pool. Oh, how much? Which leads you to the conclusions that the volume of Olympic-sized swimming pool somehow equals the mass of the Olympic size swing pool. Which leads you to the conclusion that the volume of Olympic size swing pool somehow equals the mass of the statue of liberty. Because I always thought that your liberty was bigger.
Starting point is 00:17:10 Could I make a tower of pimps in real life? The tower of pimps value is falling. The tower of pimps value will be enormous. What is the scale? Someone calculated it. We did. I think someone said it was $38 billion, because it's four, one by 1 by 1 meters.
Starting point is 00:17:27 It's a meter cube four times, right? So it's a 4 by 1 by 1 rectangular prism. Yeah. Do you know solid gold? At one point, I thought it would be a funny investment strategy. I'm pretty conservative when it comes to investment. I invest in real estate. If you look at the way Ruchertit was formed and organized as a business structure, we have
Starting point is 00:17:52 no debt. We own the buildings that were in that kind of thing. I tend to be pretty conservative. I actually thought about getting gold but physically getting it. Then I just didn't know what the price of gold was. I thought I'm going to get a gold bar and then just keep it up funny I was gonna keep it on my desk a paperweight because no one would ever believe it's an actual gold bar do you know how much those fucking gold bars how big were talking like brick like the one you see in the movies where they're like taking about like the evil villains like I guess several million dollars for a
Starting point is 00:18:22 bar at the time that I looked at it that was like 10 years ago It was like a hundred and eighty thousand dollars for a brick of gold and now if you know triple that if you have a one ounce coin You have a gold one ounce coin Vegas oh there's there's like you can buy Vegas, oh, there's like you can buy you can buy gold boy. I can imagine you just sitting in an armchair like smoking a cigar Flick in your gold coin. It's like when you when you have it you become evil. Yeah, it's like you hold it and you caress it And you're like I Like you want to build rocket so could it get to the point where it's like that that little coin I mean, it's like a thousand five hundred dollars. Well, it's now
Starting point is 00:19:02 That's three hundred dollars, but that coin that was that was natural metal dug out of the earth It is value. It's it's wealth, but will it always be see that's like Gavin depending on how you measure it But Gavin here's what I'm saying is that gold onto itself Oh, if you raise that if you erase everything from civilization gold is just shiny metal. That's all it is Yeah, here's the thing. At the end of the day, gold is the one currency that the people throughout thousands of years have chosen, not government. The problem with gold though, you can't eat it
Starting point is 00:19:35 and you can't fuck it. Therefore, it doesn't have any real value when the world hits the bed. And both of you can't hold the house out of it either. Right, right. So you're saying the best currency would be an edible fleshlight. Yes, absolutely Let me
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Starting point is 00:20:35 It makes you feel like a prices for domains though throughout history. Like, you know, I mean, they once they started. Yeah, but it makes me think back to the old days when there was just like one place you could get it. And it was like 70 or 75 bucks a year. Oh, yeah, back when you had to go through like network solutions and internick. And now everyone can like, there's so many different registrars. Like, that's a great example of like deregulation and like, really, really taking over and and driving the price down.
Starting point is 00:21:07 And it's not even just a domain, what did I say? It comes with a website, like a one-page website and email account and a photo album. It's like, it's not just an arbitrage for an abstract concept. And hosting, I assume, with that. I mean, if the resume, it's like, it's mail you. It's like, it's your website, let's see D4. Yeah, but it's like it's like a go daddy was like it's it go did it to me is like one of the prime examples of it's better to not be first on the internet
Starting point is 00:21:34 that the person the the people who come along in the second wave of the second generation always do much better like the Facebook's to the Myspaces, the Googles to the Yahoo's, you know, the go daddy's to the network solutions. I mean Googles to the Yahoo's, you know, the Goedettes to the network solutions I mean, I noticed network solutions was more of a kind of like a consortium like some kind of like there's more like a regulatory board It seemed like it. Yeah at the time because they were they were tied to internet and like the network solutions was part of the internet Yeah, yeah, I mean facing side of it YouTube is by no means the first video Not even close they weren't even the first to offer money. I was the uh... what was the river was all right right right could also give you money to your video yeah but it was like a one-time check it's you know that
Starting point is 00:22:11 you could upload anything they would it was more editorial based uh... and it's more anagilist anagilist and now i guess analogous to uh... like heavy dot com but you'd also say that like always whatever the latest income along is always the best because it's the thing that still exists like with standard oil better than XO. But look dude that's what I've always said going back to this financial discussion that's what we said about the stock market. Stock market seems like great look at all these companies
Starting point is 00:22:34 are all doing well and all this stuff and if you look at the like in the newspaper you look at the stock exchange list and you're like all these companies look strong and they're awesome. If they listed in the stock exchange every company that ever did exist and no longer does, but they just put them all at zero, you'd be scared shitless to invest in anything. Because it'd be like, you'd have to go through like two-thirds of the list to get to do something that even still existed at this point, you know? Yeah, it's frightening when you look at anything, how much failure there is versus success. Yeah. I mean, it's just, it's depressing. I mean, it's like, I remember back in Hollywood trying to be an actor, and like, you go into SAG and they give you statistics of like,
Starting point is 00:23:09 people who are successful versus people who are not. And it's just like, hmm, I've been physically looking at this. I'm gonna like, slip my wrist. They really do. The statistics like, when you come in, you're like, I want to be an actor, they're like, you're not gonna make it. I can't, you know, I honestly can't remember. It was like, and remember, there's like 50,000 people in sag and it was like less than 1% You know made over a hundred thousand dollars a year. So can you just get into sag? No, no you have to qualify
Starting point is 00:23:31 Yeah, you have to do there's a couple of different ways you have to do it But they're all even then one percent but there's a weird thing too like I think you work on two Jolly could do it correct me on this because you know way better than I do But if you work on two sag productions and you're eligible But then isn't also the second production that you become eligible, when you become eligible on a production, don't they have to pay for your dues?
Starting point is 00:23:51 Yeah, if there is all the taft hardly, basically. And if the production has to prove to SAG, it's like you bringing you into the country. Yeah. This person is so unique and his talent is so, how did you get in the country? This person is so unique and has such a unique talent base that we can't hire someone in SAG.
Starting point is 00:24:08 So we have to pull this person in and then you have to convince. That's really the main way in. That's the only way in. No, no, there's a couple of other different ways. No, the way it's fight club. That's right, if someone dies and you're... No, I'm just kidding. It's like, you know how the, you know, you become captain of a cling-on ship. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:24 It's the same way. It's the same way. It's the same way. But there's a couple of ways. Like, if you get into Aftra at the time, which was like, that's how I got in. After was like the other union, and it's like for TV and soap operas and stuff like that. And radio. Radio, yeah. It's more of a broader thing. I got in because I had a terrible waitress.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Waitress. What? After. I had a waiter part. And the waiter part got me to after and then I don't know soap opera that he was on the way they dressed me. I looked like a waitress. I'm sorry. I'm not going to get like a net. I had the purpose. Isn't it in your image gallery on the RISC website? No, no. No, no. To be in my image gallery. That was the weirdest soap opera ever. It was a soap opera.
Starting point is 00:25:04 It literally hit me on the first few episodes that the thing ever aired and when they started you soap opera it's always a big deal because these things run for like 30 years yeah so as one they started it was this major event they were starting this new soap opera jolson like the first month of episodes and I was like gonna watch this thing and like literally the first week they had a witch who had a midget like who's a doll and the doll came to life and the doll was a person it was really a way so I guess that soap opera's not on the air anymore
Starting point is 00:25:32 it's passions passions yeah is it on the air? I don't know is passion so anybody? uh yeah carers the other person yes is that true? she's giving out there's nowhere that's not so on nowhere that's not funny to me that we can hear Cara In the other room for some reason, but like all day long you can't hear anyone else. I'll look up passions here Passions it ran from September 17th
Starting point is 00:25:56 No, what's hell here? Oh, so ran from 99 to 2007. Oh, it did that it changed over something else the 101 network. I don't even know what that is And a ran there till 2000. You can watch it in traffic. And you know, you know, you know, where they got all the actors for passions? They're all the top models. Every actor that we're on there, we're all models. Like brilliant. And like, and it was, well, right, but and then that like that was another hard lesson for me at the time. Where it was like, oh, it just doesn't matter. I'm just not good looking enough. It's like, keep running into that wall. You know what's another place though?
Starting point is 00:26:27 That's a class example of where they tell you that you shouldn't do this and get out and you're not, you're never going to be successful at this. Richard Keith. Yeah, through season one. And with that model from Vegas, everywhere in Vegas are signs of like, you're not going to win. Stop now. Here's a number, call this number and stop gambling and leave our casino right now
Starting point is 00:26:45 Because they know you're not gonna do it They know you're just gonna sit there and fucking pull that lever and lose all your They have to do that they probably have to do it. Yeah, they do There's a red on red it recently that was like something like What's one inside tip about your job that other people should know and one was like this guy was like I'm a casino worker. I work at the tables. He said stop gambling. If you need help, stop gambling, ask the dealer at your table what you can do to help, you know, to have him give you a place to stop gambling. How many conversations do you think the dealer ever has? Like never, right? Actually the last time I was in Vegas, I saw a dealer cut someone off
Starting point is 00:27:22 and told him he'd already lost enough money. Oh you know what? I guess I have seen it, but they're all drunk. You can't do that. No, this guy was sober and I was at a craps table and I saw him lose like $5,000. So why wouldn't the dealer get off? And then he started like trying to change more money into chips. And the dealer was like, no, it's okay, man. He's like, go take a walk, go take a break. He's like, you need to walk away for a little bit. But can you legally do that? Can he or would he go? I think if the guy really wants to change his money,
Starting point is 00:27:47 he can. But he was strongly encouraged not to. People don't understand, I think, especially when they're first time gamblers in Vegas, I think they think the dealers are almost like the enemy. But literally when you're sitting there, you're like, you can look at the dealer go, should I hit this and the dealer go, yeah, you should hit that.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Yeah, you're not against a mathematical model. Yeah. The dealers want you to get tipped. Yeah, yeah, you should hit that. Yeah, you're not against, you're against a mathematical model. Yeah. The dealers want you to get tipped. Yeah, the dealer's gonna get paid anyway. He wants you to do well so you tip him. Yeah, I don't understand the fact that you can get addicted to something that isn't chemical. Like you get addicted to booze.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's the heart from winning. It's still like a chemical reaction. It's a chemical that you already had. We work at a division of our company that's based on getting small, intangible achievements in video games. I mean, there's like no real component to that in any way. Yeah, but I'm not addicted to anything. Oh, see, that's the first sign.
Starting point is 00:28:33 This is actually an intervention. We didn't tell you, but we got, called you here. You know, I took 213 episodes to build up to this. Like, the thing is, I don't, for example, I don't understand even chemical addictions. I don't understand how you can be addicted to booze. Let's have Garwin, Gavin shoot a heroin on the podcast. Let's see, you're gonna understand how you can be addicted.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Do you think anyone has a personality that's so not addicted that they can't get addicted to anything? Or is it just, I am. I am. I used to think that I chemically couldn't get addicted to anything, and I think I could possibly I think I could get addicted to gambling. To the point where you just always think about it. No, no, no, there's nothing there's nothing that can happen
Starting point is 00:29:16 to me in my life that I think about it all the time. I'm just not that way. Well I can't. You can watch it in families too. You can have a family where somebody's are raging alcoholic and their sibling is not, you know I mean, I I can tell you like I never think about drinking. It's like I Tell stories like getting drunk in the podcast. I literally don't drink unless I'm gonna drink to actually get drunk Yeah, I know you 15 years. I think I've seen you drunk four times Yeah, and I set out to get drunk. I'm like I'm gonna tear tear nice tonight. I get drunk baby What let you say tonight tonight
Starting point is 00:29:48 Boston you fucking lush Do you have you are you dick? Do you think you're addicted anything? No about you? You haven't you think you're addicted anything? No, I mean I drink all the time But it's just casual I never think God, we're gonna have a drink. I never get the shakes Well, no, yeah, also, I don't know if it's like, when you're younger, I don't know if it's harder to get addicted to something because like when your younger life is more fun or whatever and like as you get older, you're like,
Starting point is 00:30:11 ah, because that's really depressing. I mean, I've got, you know, I've pretty much, it's, you hit a point in life where it's like, I'm going to experience basically everything, you know, I've gone through the emotional gambit. I've experienced everything I'm gonna experience pretty much. Wow, that's, you know, I've gone through the emotional gambit. I've experienced everything I'm gonna experience pretty much. Wow, that's a pretty depressed, I'm depressed by this conversation. That's really depressing.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, I have a lot of depressing shit in my head. But seriously, it's like, okay, so what's the best thing you can have? I guess I can repeat, but it's kind of like chasing high. You've already had the best thing. Yes. I don't believe that. You worried that you you worried that you've already had the best thing Yes Yeah, I don't believe that I hope you're right. You could just go and do something mental I'll be like whoa. Oh, I said I would never like if I got the porters to kill myself There's so much shit. I don't do because I'm afraid. I'm gonna kill me. Yeah, I would do all that's right like heroin
Starting point is 00:31:02 Myself I got a week. I got so you save it some money. I'm gonna fucking shoot a pair of one. I'm with Jill Yeah, but what if it makes you just so miserable? You're gonna die. You're gonna kill yourself You're already so miserable you're gonna kill yourself. Yeah, but when you you wouldn't really go out in style like There is no such thing as going out with style. Yeah, you can go out like a bitch Oh, you can go out in style as long as you leave a clever You know tombstone that's about as like that guy in the wing suit, right? Should I know these things Jesus, but he just clatters a bridge? Oh my god, he just gone to part like everything everywhere
Starting point is 00:31:37 I've had it everywhere. He went out and style. Yeah He didn't do it like this with someone with a gun to his head like Like that I wouldn't I don't know if I'd say going out with a band is how I describe that or going out with a splat I wouldn't describe it as going out with style I mean if he did like a flip and landed on his feet and then shot him's over the head Be like oh, that's a man That's like a guy who I would want Gavin if you got to the point your life I would want you to test your rundown amount theory
Starting point is 00:32:05 I would look at what's the one to see rundown amount. I'm not saying you think you can follow on plane and like Oh, we have the velocity you can aim towards a mountain and catch the angle. I'm not saying I would be I'm not saying I wouldn't be very very hurt, but I'm saying I'm more likely to survive Then just go and straight down onto the ground. You would be in traction like this and you go, I fucking told you. There has to be, there is a mileage per hour where you can maybe do that out of a car, but it's like 10 miles, like 7 miles an hour. No, one of those death sizes, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:32:34 Well, you just drop it and it's like, well, if I land on the ground now, I would break my spine, but you just go, oh, right, and then what in the theoretical, what is the message made of? Why is it that you would done that? You're a genius. Well, it would, what, who did it? and what in the theoretical what is the message made of why is it anyone done that you're genius what would walk and it
Starting point is 00:32:47 right it's not all at the whole world was made of nerve it still would not work not a case of saying say you had one of the polish mettle death slides except it's not a polished metal death slide yet so the ones you have one of those yeah polished metal that's just sat in the ground around something you come out out of the way someone called us out while R.T. Park has talked about death
Starting point is 00:33:08 after the bombing in Boston classy thank you Irish car bomb for uh yeah he's in Irish car bomb yeah so we're being insensitive I feel bad now though do people know the origin of the name of the drink do they not realize maybe I gotta put on ties back to our
Starting point is 00:33:23 discussion about the UK, give me another one as a beer. It does. You know, by the way, in Toronto, RVV Toronto. Look, yeah, I feel like we should say something in regards to that in particular. Is that, you know, tragedies and stuff like that happen,
Starting point is 00:33:40 it doesn't invade every single part of your life. And those kind of reactions of like, we can't talk about this or we can't talk about this, or we can't talk about something that could be related to something, that someone could infer from that, that they could then applaud a different part of their life
Starting point is 00:33:52 and therefore be insulted by it. So we shouldn't be allowed to talk about it. Listen, people do these kinds of things. They put bombs and crowds because they can't affect people on a massive scale. A massive bomb going off in a densely crowded pack of people. It's going to kill two people and it hurt 111 people.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Those are big numbers, but a lot more people that die all the time. What the real weapon is is fear and terror. And it's people like you saying things like that that feed into it. You're the one with the problem, not us. These people are monsters. Anyone who's going to take a bomb and put it in a crowd of people, they are a monster. We are not the monsters. The rest of us, you included, you are not the monster. Okay? And just like these make-believe monsters that people get scared of, they feed off a fear as well. And so what we can't do is we cannot play into that. We cannot, we cannot let them feed off of our fear. We can't give them the pleasure
Starting point is 00:34:45 of watching us like little children jump from the carpet to the bed. We can't let them witness us running up the basement stairs after we flip off the lights. Seriously, that is the thing I like about, and I know I'm not a patriotic obit. Seriously, that's the thing I like about America, especially when we engage, you know, after 9-11, is that it just doesn't matter, you're not going to stop us. It doesn't matter, you're not going to stop us. Our economy is still going to keep going. We're a fucking, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 00:35:15 You're not going to stop us. But the point I'm making here is that you cannot give into it. You cannot play into that fear We are not the monsters the rest of us out these people are the monsters, okay? We do not have to be afraid of the dark that they live in that is the point don't don't fall into it Don't this is this is what happens every time and people get up and arms about things and they get emotional and they make Emotional decisions that affect the rest of our lives. Best thing that you can do is help people who are hurt and get them back on their feet in a real effective manner and then figure out how to go forward from there and don't
Starting point is 00:35:56 and don't celebrate these people by being afraid of them. That would be blind vice to you. I wish Carbomb. We can give some money to the Red Cross. Absolutely. And get a t-shirt. That's what I did. Just let them keep the t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Just do it out of the goodness of your heart. You don't need the t-shirt. Mail all right. So heavy discussion. So have you seen Bravest Warriors Joel? We were talking about it. No, I've never even heard of it. Oh, it's the thing Cat Bugs from.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Well, see, I don't know what Cat Bugs bug is to me. I thought this is a teddy bear getting attacked by a giant parasite Probably how it changes the context was invented like one of those I Got bit by mosquito one time All right, this is I can't now. I'm never gonna be able to get this thing back in position So you're bit by mosquito one time now Now I'm, now I'm sitting over here. Just toss it over here. Just kidding. Dude, I got bit by a mosquito one time.
Starting point is 00:36:50 It landed on my arm. It was on my vein. It was a huge mosquito. And I was like, there was a girl. I go, hey watch this. Watch it, put it in and say that was a go. Hey, there was a girl. We have a girl hair. I mean, there's no you and me. We have a girl hair.
Starting point is 00:37:01 And I go watch this and I flex my arm. You didn't pop it. It didn't pop. It just like got bigger bigger and I was like, ah, and then I was grossed out and then I flipped it and then like a blood splat was all over my arm Are you were you concerned at all? Maybe some of that blood wasn't yours? Absolutely, I can guarantee that some of that blood was not his Well, no if you flex, so it's pushing all the blood. Okay, now here's another question. Here's the question. Mosquito comes and lands on your arm. Gus. Lans on your arm bites you.
Starting point is 00:37:28 You go smack, and it's blood. You know some of it's your blood. You know some of it is blood from other people that have mosquito bit. Would you rather me, one of us who you know or just are random person? No, you say one of us. I mean, like you specifically indicated towards Gus.
Starting point is 00:37:43 One of the three of us. That is the question. Yeah. I would take my specifically indicated towards Gus. What are the three of us? That is a question. Yeah. I would take my chances with you three. Really? Yeah. You have my blood in it. What would you mean?
Starting point is 00:37:52 You have your ears. I think I trust y'all. I probably would too. Most people. I mean the fact that we've worked together as long as we've had. I mean, it's all mixed up. What if it's homeless blood?
Starting point is 00:38:02 What's that? What if it's homeless blood? So that's the kind of thing I know you guys. What if it's homeless blood. What's that like what if it's homeless blood? Yeah, I know you guys What it's homeless, but some of our homeless person is worse than a an insect What a horrible thing you know, so age is relatively new, right? It's not too old when it when it was aged I think it is old enough to drink Right, so Why didn't must because muskie just can transmit aids, can they can they I don't think they mosquitoes can transmit AIDS, can they?
Starting point is 00:38:26 Can they? I don't think they can't think so. What kind of they transmit? Something. Malaria. Malaria. Yeah, that's really old, isn't it? Yeah, that's really old. Validate, in my point. I was wondering why like they didn't get AIDS. Have you ever seen that Ted talk where where the guy show demonstrates the system that shoots lasers at mosquitoes to kill them. No, that's the greatest thing ever It's like in order to combat malaria if he developed like the software and this little apparatus that you can set up and it detects Mosquitoes and shoots them with lasers. That is the greatest. This is where medical science needs to go and he has like high-speed photography of The mosquitoes flying and getting shot by a laser and then like they're winged like
Starting point is 00:39:05 disintegrates and you see them like over and fall. Yeah, I want to just take that wings off. No, it feels like burns them. Yeah. Did you ever see that? I can't wait and see that. It's awesome. You're really going to take it out. Do you ever see the clip? I don't know if it's real, but there's the the hood of a car and there's a laser flint. There's this shit, like a plane flying around or something. Shootin' a laser down. I just wanna point out that I was off screen, I said, I said, can I get, like, to get to get to the ground? I gave the actual pack of beer. No, that makes sense, I would, I know who he is.
Starting point is 00:39:37 Ha, ha, ha. But as this laser really, really high up, shootin' a melting the car from like thousands of feet up. Oh, did you see the drone they took down? I was trying to get a beer, so we met as much talking about it. They took down a drone with a laser weapon. Oh yeah, I heard about that. It's, I can tell you what it is.
Starting point is 00:39:53 You might remember too. One of the things that destroyed the Soviet Union was right into the Cold War. The Reagan administration started putting out all these videos about our Star Wars program that could shoot down ballistic missiles. From space. missiles from space. From space. They just made a computer graphic that showed the missiles going up and there was so exact, exact, exact, fuck them.
Starting point is 00:40:10 And it was like, Russia was dead about three months after that video came out because it was just like, they couldn't, they were going to have to go through another arms race to get past this thing, which didn't fucking exist. It never existed. It's like, oh really? Yeah. It was all like proof of concept stuff. Yeah. They were working on it.
Starting point is 00:40:28 But they were talking about it. So advertising took out Russia. Well, advertising by government is called propaganda. But yeah, pretty much. But so I thought it was pretty telling that when this North Korea thing is going down our Navy puts out a video of like, oh, here's a drone. Watch us shoot it down
Starting point is 00:40:44 with a fucking laser beam and they just shoot this thing down So is when people say laser now is it the same laser that was invented like laser stood for some It's polarized light. It's like a not what it is like it's a it's light application Fuck I feel like what it's but how is it different to light right? It's just concentrated light It's all it's it's all the photons directed in a parallel direction. Isn't that what it lasers? Yeah, it's like concentrating the light and focusing it.
Starting point is 00:41:10 So it's just focused regular light. I think so. What is a laser? It's a laser. It's a laser. And now what is a laser? Yeah. It's in that spectrum.
Starting point is 00:41:20 It's coherent, monochromatic light. That's interesting. So it's one, it would be one wavelength of light, so that makes sense. You know, I think a guy went to jail for pointing one at a plane. Yeah, people love doing that. A laser is a device. It is not the light.
Starting point is 00:41:36 Like people call that a laser. That's not a laser. That's a laser light. OK. Laser is the device. A laser bolt. This is interesting, because we all talk about lasers, like we know what they are.
Starting point is 00:41:44 But term laser, originally, is an acronym, device a laser bolt. This is interesting because we all talk about lasers like we know what they are But term laser originally a mechanism but a human achanism an acronym for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation laser Lasers differ from other sources of light because they emit light coherently It's spatial coherence allows a layer laser to be I can't read today and the insurance allows a laser to be, I can't read today. You're focused to a tight spot and this enables applications like laser cutting
Starting point is 00:42:07 and laser lithography. It's spatial coherence also keeps a laser beam. Cole, I'm done, Cole made, and I don't know what that means. Over long distances and this enables laser pointers to work. I had one of those, it was like 100 bucks green laser
Starting point is 00:42:19 that's very, very bright at night. And you turn it on and you can literally see your beam go like as far as you can see and it just scared me too much. I was like everyone can this is Yeah, so I just I just stopped using it was scared the crap out It's like the second I saw that technology come out. It was just like well every every movie's ruined now Yeah, this is gonna be like you know dude There's gonna be with the blazer. Like the lead singer, Chris, talked about this, right? Where it was like he has a thing where he fucking hates people, yeah, pointing lasers,
Starting point is 00:42:51 Adam or whatever. That was actually a period of time where that was really annoying, where every time you went to a movie, there was a laser dot on the screen. It's like when they first became like a everyday consumer product. And suddenly laser being laser dots were funny. and they would be on people at concerts And they would have to stop concerts because we were people put lasers on people's faces. Do you remember when Several years ago someone threw a lollipop at David Bowie on stage and hit him in the eye Mm-hmm. He's already got bad eye. Yeah, like the stick part went in and this photo of the exact moment with the stick like under his eye
Starting point is 00:43:22 Oh, the lollipop like sticky now with the stick like under his eye like the lollipop like sticky now. Oh god. That's awful. It's a minute good album cover. And I can't imagine anybody who throws a lollipop has ill and take this. Take this heart. Especially if he's paying for like a front row seat on a David Bowie concert. It's like I'm fuck you asshole.
Starting point is 00:43:42 When they pay to come here and do this. That is saddening though, because it's David Bowie. But when I see Justin Bieber get bonked in the side of a head by a plastic bottle, it's quality. Nobody deserves that shit. No, I'm like, I gotta say Justin Bieber is a handle that. I thought pretty well when he got paid with a water bottle. What do you do? I forget what it was.
Starting point is 00:43:59 We tried on. Yeah, he was like, oh man, fuck you or whatever, then just like kept going. Like you didn't like ball and like run off stage Right am I remembering that right? I don't remember yeah, I know I know we showed it. We showed it on the podcast Can I say something? Listen, I know it's real he's very popular and it's easy to attack the person who's really popular especially the young good looking kid Or whatever, but one of the things about Justin Bieber that I share a special affinity for him to, is he did come from YouTube. Like he's...
Starting point is 00:44:27 Did he really? Yeah, he's the most... He's the biggest YouTube success story is Justin Bieber. I consider the biggest internet success story to be the South Park guys, like early success because everyone found out about them on the internet and then the show blew up. Well, it was like, first it was like VHS tape trading and then it kind of evolved to internet. Well, the internet wasn't quite at that stage
Starting point is 00:44:48 to where we could have like that, but that was the closest thing to it. There was VHS tape that was traded around in Hollywood, which was the Spirit of Christmas episode of South Park before there was a show. And then that made it to the internet, then it became a huge hit, then they got the comedy central show.
Starting point is 00:45:02 So I consider them to be like, there was no series back then. there was only the viral videos like dancing baby and stuff like that let me let me see this just in the br thing dancing baby they can go back to i want to yeah we were talking about out of our unit talk about some top of the same i for ever associate dancing
Starting point is 00:45:18 baby with all of you uh... yeah but go ahead uh... we'll take a big ol back a little bit to something we were talking about before when we were talking about go daddy and Domain names Gavin we had a big announcement today in that the achievement 100 group is launching a new Ruchery channel. Yes, we are launching the let's play channel. Let's play. Yeah everyone
Starting point is 00:45:38 During these let's plays are is naked right all the time tackle out All of our let's plays are going on to a channel called Let's Play YouTube.com. YouTube.com slash Let's Play. slash Let's Play. And that's where they're going to be just to keep them. And everyone will be naked. And we have three new shirts. I forgot one of them though.
Starting point is 00:45:57 But this is one of them. Now why is it so wet? I think in honor of three shirts, we should have our first ever t-shirt threes day instead of t-shirt threes day Look at that one come over here. I got one too. Oh That's the actual logo from the and this is the page. Yep, so we got these two. What's the other one? The other one is start like an eye shot with like a big L at the top and then they get smaller, but I don't know what that is Because why not yeah, why not so yeah, check check him out. Buy your favorite one. All of them. All of them. That's that is my favorite one is all of them. Yeah. So yeah, I want to put in context of the domain discussion because a big thing is
Starting point is 00:46:32 that people are asking how the hell we got the Let's Play channel. The name Let's Play for a YouTube channel. And that's because Jeff years ago when when the Let's Place first started, he saw that it was available and got it and grabbed it. And we've had it for four years. Why, I think longer. You think longer? One of the first channels he got. We've always been pretty smart, I think,
Starting point is 00:47:02 at Richard E. about grabbing domain names for projects we're going to do. And that translated over to Jeff grabbing YouTube.com slash Let's Play, which people are just wondering how the hell do we get it, but it's all because Jeff is just a forward thinking dude. Some would say a visionary. In fact, I remember with the first, we didn't call them Let's Play's to begin with, but we did a, I guess what do we call it when we did the lefrog and straddle yeah we did like for the podcast you did lefrog dead one uh... ods t1
Starting point is 00:47:31 yeah and then uh... uh... yeah what was it called then they did a few let's plays like that series they did like the cinch row one i know that michael and jeff did uh... and then uh... gavin came on you know, did that first Minecraft one and it just fucking exploded. It was enormous. And there was a discussion like that day, okay, we have
Starting point is 00:47:51 this Let's Play channel. Let's let's let's, this thing is obviously going to take off. It's going to be its own thing. Let's make this the Let's Play channel for the Minecraft. Yeah, we do up to the point where we could do enough and we filmed enough in advance to do basically more. We just, We can have one every day almost. And it's the audience, audience is just ravenous for these things. One of the very first lets plays on the channel, which, yeah, like back then, we didn't know what it was called. So I was playing Watchman, I think, with Jeff, when we were trying to get an achievement. And I just said, let's do it live, let's do live commentary.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Right. And that's just what we called it. Yeah, it is a live play when you look at it. It's like a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very Jeff Jeff was for enough thinking to see it and think oh well this could be this things available I can't but he like he had the same reaction everyone else did which was I can't believe it's available We we should take a look at it and grab it You know, we're still gonna do our Monday Wednesday and Friday Let's place Friday being Minecraft and we got let's build on Tuesday, which is where we actually build We we film everything we build so we're just gonna release all those. We got tons of them stacked up. Versus is on Thursday, and I guess this is gonna be other ones as well, just
Starting point is 00:49:14 interspeable that stuff. Yeah, but we are planning to do a daisy. Let's play. We're talking about forever. There's been waiting a while for the launch of this channel, and so we're working out when we're gonna do some podcast plays We want to separate them because obviously the let's plays you guys do is like the premium ones that everybody wants to see But we want to get in there and let's slow it. Yeah, we'll slow it. We're totally cool with that We're not fun. That's right. Look at him. You fucking eyes. I hate we're coming for you. Yeah, you better watch out Hey same team guys, so if people go to the youtube.com slash let's play the release schedule I think you said that I think you said slowingum it actually we're going down to the let's play channel but that's the exact opposite we're gonna we're gonna be like
Starting point is 00:49:51 we're gonna be drafting on the uh... you know i mean like we're slumming it like they have the premium let's place we're gonna we're gonna slum it and have like the crappy let's play for the term wrong slumming it yeah but i either way i want to play i'll play some videos yeah that's what you're doing you like Daisy with us. Yeah, I think I think you're right. I was only halfway paying attention. I think that's right. No, when you say you're slumming it like if I say I'm gonna go I'm gonna go slum it means I'm gonna go to a sheet bar or something like that. Yeah, we're not slumming it because we're associating with you. We're slumming it because we're gonna be at a lower level. Why do you have to? associating with you were slumming because we're going to be at a lower level Why do you have to slide?
Starting point is 00:50:23 No, that's where we're all in the same room. All in the same room. Oh, okay, no, but you didn't say it wrong. I did say it wrong. He just thinks that you said it wrong. No, he said it wrong. Whatever. I was just I'm just thinking it's time to have an argument.
Starting point is 00:50:34 Yeah, we had a lot of things too long. Haven't had it already. My favorite thing too on that on that left for dead one that we did, Joel, you were in that one. That's where it made you be Zoe. Well, I love that we called it, we called it a strategy guide. And there's still people to this day that go in that one and they go, this is the worst strategy ever.
Starting point is 00:50:49 You guys are terrible at this. Didn't you all die a couple of seconds before you came into this? Five seconds. We had, it was our first time ever playing it. We didn't know what it meant to like signal the horn. Like oh yeah, that's just signal it. And then it was like, it was like, I'm not totally trolled you guys. I just went over and hit the fucking button.
Starting point is 00:51:04 Joel is like hiding against the wall and the whole wall comes down We were gonna hide in the brick the thing is that tongue will shoot straight out and then turn a 90 degree corner And then grab you and pull you out. Yep, and that was bullshit That was bullshit. I'm just saying no, we're not we're not playing do live streams of these things No, no, I think it people are asking that on Twitter right now I don't think it lends itself to that very well. You can have to feel more. I call someone just posted Multi-clip. Yeah, you have to show me the multi-clip. You basically just have to get good at watching brand and this video It's really it's really easy. Yeah, but it's just like processing all the video is tough
Starting point is 00:51:39 I mean I watch the you guys I mean it's a lot of work Do you guys put into those things you guys do a fantastic something. I didn't think people realized we cut the hell out of the Minecraft let's place. No, yeah. Like every recording site an hour and a half and we cut it down to about 30 minutes, usually. 30 to 40 minutes. So you still have to go through an hour
Starting point is 00:51:55 and a half of footage time six. That is nice. But I watch it all at the same time. And then, so I'll select angles the whole way through. And I'll start again and chop out all the either just quite a bit, so just not very funny bits I know yeah, and then blend it. I'm just you know. I should try to do it. Did you show me? Yeah, it's where it's pretty clip stuff
Starting point is 00:52:13 I think I do yeah, I was like Brandon. I were the little do people knew how to do it. I like to up on Google I will be I fixed your problem where you couldn't have more than four feet I did the multi-clip without doing the multi-clip, which is a fucking, it's horrible. So you were just like, I recorded the whole, you know, the thing, I went back and had to go manually, just it took like forever. So how do you see the blood?
Starting point is 00:52:37 It was like Lord of the Rings, except for put into. Yeah, that sounds awful. It was awful. It was awful. Have you, all of you eaten oysters before every noister? Well, yeah, but I might go back Did I get to do it again? Did not enjoy? Yeah, there's the there's no the risk reward is not there for me Yeah, this is my issue with stuff recently people are eating a ball of snot. Well, it is my
Starting point is 00:52:59 Really sick? I Got to eat my life, don't you you can't have a dead you a fried oyster. Yeah, but when you eat a raw oyster has to be a live raw. You can't just have like a sloppy oyster. Or could have just died. Yeah. Yeah. So it's there and it's alive. It's not really, they don't move really. You just just a bit of lemon on them and scoop them back and it's like a bogey. But you see that you've put in two words of that sentence that make me want to eat them even less. Right, well there you go. But the thing is, people always say about different weird foods from around the world, like all, you know, it's a delicacy here, people love it and stuff. Which makes you think-
Starting point is 00:53:34 It's because other cultures are just trying to freak out other cultures. But it makes you think- That's all that's happening there. Yeah, it's like, look at the weird fucking fit word in me. That's exactly it, it makes you think, oh well it's a delicacy there, I better have some. But then I always forget the people idiots There's tons of idiots. It doesn't necessarily mean people would think all the same in the early It's also it's just perception like I could be talking about here
Starting point is 00:53:54 But I believe lobster used to be trash food that only poor people yeah, no It's like a delicacy that you pay a lot of money for yeah, it's like great news You get like exactly like gray goose in the fucking guy we love but you can eat you can eat a fetus in an egg you just ballooned yeah you go and that's the thing's like oh yeah you could do that I'm not doing it yeah people love it and it's apparently really tasty but they're insane
Starting point is 00:54:16 I don't want to eat like a caviar but that's just egg in it it's like fish egg yeah it's fish eggs but it's not partially formed fish you don't get like a bad cav. Are caviar fertilized? I don't know. I don't know. Does it matter? I sort of clip of bag rules. Bag rules caught a fish with his hands and then squeezed it and squirted the caviar into it. Oh yeah. Spray out the fish. Yeah yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How cool. They don't then let the fish go. What a awful experience for that fish. Yeah, that fish must have been like, well I am going to be the first fish to go commit suicide. I'm actually impregnant and someone comes up to you
Starting point is 00:54:47 Just because and it like bye It's coming in each and like they're mouth. Oh, oh good. Here you go. I'm in that video that is huge in Japan It's like a whole subsick to porn But so the video that I was talking about earlier for Justin Bieber getting hit by a water bottle is called just Bieber gets hit by water bottle and it was August 2nd 2010 to get 80 million views But it was it was there anything in the water bottle water you get why see if you're in Philadelphia on a football field They'll throw a water bottle at you, but they'll be like a focus or
Starting point is 00:55:20 What when I always heard they used to do was they would put a D-cell batteries and snowballs and throw them at football players. Yeah, yeah, there's a game between Eagles and the redskins called the body bag game and like 14 players were carried out of that game It was like a brutal and a fan's just throwing shit. It was awful It's because you could throw a D cell battery. It's somebody and it looks like a snowball. That's why it's like the whole frozen X thing it's But dude you have to be a maniac to throw a diesel battery at somebody if you've got a football player God I know I just yeah
Starting point is 00:55:47 Pro football player fuck that people go crazy It's what the guy that got shoved down all those rows of chairs. Yeah, it's holes us and you can you can do guys You can just as effectively Shout things a professional players and hurt them Emotionally and that it's more effective i it's fun to and it is fun to like uh... the idea of the leader i informed him of the fact that his ladies underwear was showing
Starting point is 00:56:11 while he was in the matter of certain and he was very appreciative the fact that i was there for him and other players there were older you uh... suggested it's time to retire here i'm gonna look at the other's actually very relevant video for this that's out making the rounds we can show video from the slap-top right now we cannot show video from the slap top right now. We can't show video right now. Okay, we'll go look up. I don't know who it is, but he's an outfielder. Somebody in the control room might know outfielder.
Starting point is 00:56:35 He just got a heckled from the crowd and he's standing and he's got his glove behind his back. And he's basically with his glove behind his back. Oh, he's back because that's what's missing the crowd and they're yelling shudder and every time the guys yell you started he's got his glove behind his back is going to like this like making the guy one of the funny is remember and it's a guy's really yelling all this rude stuff and he's like my
Starting point is 00:56:56 about with his glove and you can hear that all the other people around him laughing the best way to handle that to talk to everyone against the head and then everyone want to continue that going so's telling everyone against the handler. He did and then everyone he wanted to continue heckling so the guy could continue to make fun of him. If someone in Twitter knows who the name of the outfielder was,
Starting point is 00:57:10 we should definitely say his name because it was really funny. That is fantastic. Oh, here it is. Somebody, user D, blastball. God, God, I gotta have names. People can read. Blassyall. Blass y'all, Blassel-Loli. Give up.
Starting point is 00:57:27 Yeah, get a team at Let's Place available. This might be. No, it's not, it's not this guy. It's the wrong video. God, damn, it's all that. No, it's the wrong video. But, uh, I'll find it, I'll tell you the name of the office. All right, here, let me read this. Let me read this.
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Starting point is 00:58:59 The rainbow was from shutterstock, yes. Was it? Yeah. So, got the name of the player, his name is Tony Gwyn Jr. Just say no. Tony Gwyn Jr. So, Tony Gwyn Jr. Yeah, wow. So yeah, it's a so we'll put that video in the linked up Those are you listening to the podcast and when it's up tomorrow. How how frequent is it that a pro player has a son who then plays in the Pro as well. It seems like fairly you know like Cecil fielder Cecil fielder Tony Gwyn, Ken Griffey, Jose Cruz, you gotta think you know like sissel fielder sessalfielder and when can griffy who's a cruise
Starting point is 00:59:25 teller you got a thing you know mathematically speaking they have so many kids that the visual players have a lot of kids trying to make an NBA joke and it didn't work they racist they believe no no no no no no no no no no no no
Starting point is 00:59:40 let's see your mathematically speaking their their real racheledere rich in it's because they're the rich Oh no. Let's see your character. Mathematically speaking, there are no racial to their rich. It's because they're the rich. It's because they're rich. See now I feel like I'm painted into a corner. You are painted into someone in the corner.
Starting point is 00:59:51 You painted me. No, you painted me. You painted me. You painted me. You painted me. But I do, I will admit that I have a lot of respect. I don't think you should wing a water bottle at Justin Bieber. And people are trying to give me shit on Twitter.
Starting point is 01:00:04 I'm not a Justin Bieber fan I just I know I don't care Especially as someone who spends a lot of time like on a stage talking to people like at panels and stuff I would not appreciate having shit thrown at me or having people come up on the stage Like you're there to try to entertain people like we had people come to be entertained and then like do something like that We had a tape by being on stage, though, surely. We had people throw money at us. And there's video that we had people throw money at us and it was fine.
Starting point is 01:00:33 We survived and stuff, but like people were throwing change and stuff. We had a glass in front of us and the glass sh- you know shattered. This is broken glass everywhere, doing blind. And I lost an eardrum. But it was fine. We played it off in the video, you can't tell. But we got a lollipop out of it. We got a lot of people going to go, how moving is it like, yeah?
Starting point is 01:00:49 How much like a drum does an eardrum look like? I don't know. Like, could you, is this a segment for Gavin or Google? Do we have a Gavin or Google? Damn. Yeah, we have some, but we're going to probably wait. We don't want to do it every single week.
Starting point is 01:01:02 We're going to wear it out. So we're going to wait till next week probably. You save it, make make it special. I was busy prepare for the onslaught of people giving himself I mean when do you when do you normally do those like if you do you do them like day of or do you do my head of time usually I Take a speed dump before the podcast. So I have to get up in the middle of it. And that's when I was appreciated Yeah, you time it that way What do you mean? All I see when I talked to you is like thousands of bugs flying around your head. Yeah, there's a lot of bugs in this room. They're all around you, I think it might be you.
Starting point is 01:01:28 They are already. I actually still be all of my chin up. They're like, they're like, they're like, they're coming from my mouth right now. There's that character in Charlie Brown. Pick him. And you are like the embodiment of him right now. You have literally bugs flying around.
Starting point is 01:01:39 If we tap you like, there's like the dust cloud come off. I'm actually, we're in the room. And entirely of tiny bugs right now. You could put your house right through it. You're like the guy in men and black. You go. That's pretty gross. Any, I had a transition earlier and I lost it,
Starting point is 01:01:53 but it would have been great. It would have been great. Now we can't go back. It was about weird food. It was about weird food. No, you're not gonna track. No, I can't. God damn, they're everywhere.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Do you think there's anybody who eats nets? I'm gonna pin you out. No, everywhere. Do you think there's anybody who eats nets? I'm gonna help you. No, dude. Did you see the thing where, so this, no it's African tribe, they take a wet piece of material and like piece of material, like a net or something and they just like flop it around, you know when you get big clumps.
Starting point is 01:02:18 Flop it around. And then they like ring them off into a pan, into a pan. Yeah, until they got tons of them. And they cut them. Tons of them around. Tons of them around. Yeah, they take them now that they cooked and smack them into a burger shape and then
Starting point is 01:02:34 put it between bread. It's like the cooking shows. That's the real thing that people do. I would not do that. Where did you see this? TV. You ever think like there's a million shows right now there's like look at me I'm gonna go here eat a bunch of weird shit people
Starting point is 01:02:49 like people doing it because there it is right and but you think there's like there's like tribesmen being like let's find the fucking grossest ass fucking piece of shit thing and feed it to this fucking Western asshole so they're like there was a real meat there was that TV show or there is that TV show bizarre foods where that guy Andrew Zimmerman like goes around the world eating stuff. And now they have like bizarre foods America. It's like, do you think they ran out of like,
Starting point is 01:03:11 they're like, we don't want to spend all this money on travel anymore. Let's just keep it domestic. It's like, how weird can food be in the USB? Yeah, right? It's like, it was interesting before when they go around the world. Like, oh, I've never heard of that. It basically weird foods in America is just like,
Starting point is 01:03:22 what place can we find the has the most? It's like, oh, they serve gizzards here how bizarre yeah mountain oysters yeah serial is our sentence like the best thank you gift ever remember on south by southwest when she had us come out we help co host the show was me in barb and jack jack did like chuck the and met and Kim and I got to interview Shaq She sent us Monogrammed bathrooms. Oh, is that who that's where yeah, that's really cool. That's like the weirdest but most cool is Thank you gift of all time honestly. I thought Jack had ordered himself a bathroom with his own Twitter handle on it
Starting point is 01:03:57 No, I was like man. What a fucking egotistical jerk. Yeah, though. It has your Twitter handle on it Yeah, yeah, that's the thing if somebody else sends that to you It's cool if you get a monogrammed robe of your own Twitter handle. You're the biggest ask your like a For you awesome Cool, yeah, it's someone's gonna see you in a bathrobe. They're probably gonna follow Your brother already following you right the dead deals probably already sealed at that point Can you make you shut up? She should make just like a fucking Acro cut just like oh what do you talk and then just like a fucking awkward cut. Just feel like, oh, what are you talking? And then just like hard, hard cut. So when I was walking through any
Starting point is 01:04:28 videos, walk past the trinkets, they're both. And I kept seeing video of you and Shira Lazar and Jack and Shira Lazar, I guess they use that piece of equipment for their, for their livestream and you all wear their highlight reel. Like, oh, look what you can do. You can show Bernie Burns. That't sound like a it was kind of a low light huge application for that I think anyone gonna buy that a huge mark kind of ruins people want to show me what is it what is it do totally valid it's like a video switcher for live products like for this we could use it to route
Starting point is 01:04:58 except when you show the people they look 40 pounds more over way shot the fuck up show that dude by the. By the way, Joel. Bad jokes. Everyone in the pod, or in the Twitter feed wants to know what's up with your hair. Are you cosplaying his sonic today? Uh, yeah, I don't know. It looks like I thought it was cloud from Final Fantasy VII. Like the thoughts that the viewers have when they see my hair or the same fucking thoughts
Starting point is 01:05:17 I have in the morning. What's wrong with that? What in the fuck is that? It looks fine. No, it's terrible. It's sponsored by Dow Chemical So we'd like to thank our new sponsor Dow Chemical Highly flammable what's Dow Chemical's catch-like do they have like a phrase like you know most companies are now chemical We're only fucking you a little bit. I'm not sure what it is
Starting point is 01:05:38 Engineering the future. Hey, which up Peru banned all GMO products Peru mm-hmm. Yeah, Mon, Mon, Santa. He's at the name of the Oh, Mon Santa like engineered seeds They're gone. If you were to look up some weird weird fucked up lawsuits Mon Santa who's got some fucked up they will sue the shit out of people I mean like they have these engineered C engineered seeds the last one planting and basically farmers who use them like some of the seeds a little over and other Farmers fields and if they find a seed they will soon live in crap It's almost like a license agreement like a license like you're licensing the seed
Starting point is 01:06:11 It's like you can use it one time and yeah, and they're only they're they're engineered only good one time You know, it's like talk about the broken, you know Monsanto seems like an evil corporation But it like it makes me think of like an old company from the 60s It seems like an evil corporation, but it makes me think of an old company from the 60s. It makes me think of Pan Am and companies like that. If you would see me show about it, it's like I was at the grocery store and it was like organic blueberries. And I'm like, oh, organic blueberries.
Starting point is 01:06:34 And it comes in like a ziplock bag and you can't see through the bag, but I didn't think about it at the time. I'm going to buy some organic blueberries. I buy them, I get them home and the blueberries are like, they're tiny. Yeah, they're like because they're real and it's like oh This is why you can't see through the bag because organic blueberries are shit Like the engineered blueberries that are the size of like you know serial I think that's the way a lot of things are like like organic or I should say what do they call it? Heritage like potatoes and carrots like they're all different sizes and colors
Starting point is 01:07:06 and like they have all these weird characteristics. And when you think of like a potato, you have like this stereotype that you think of, like that's a potato or like the orange carrot, that's a carrot. I was once on a shoot where we were filming for a cooking show and it was all about organic fruit and veg and stuff.
Starting point is 01:07:23 So we were filming this chef like pulling all this fruit like fresh from the It was just a slum out. Yeah, we're gonna slow it away if somebody's like because what you got the water coming And we're in this patch of veg and we realized that there were no carrots So we walked to the supermarket and bought some carrots Then buried them and then put it there That is like a magic of TV right there. I was looking at it like embarrassed I like organic carrots. They won't get it Yeah, so we just buried regular carrots from saying spree
Starting point is 01:07:56 And that was the first dirt those carrots have ever actually ever seen Yeah, there's no way I can transition into this. How are you doing? Let's go ahead and say something. Hey, I'm interviewing. So we got this question today about baby carrots. Baby carrots are not a real thing. Baby carrots are not a real thing. So in other words, what you're saying is, is this something we engineered?
Starting point is 01:08:17 No, they just take carrots and cut them up and then round them off. They like shave them down. They shave them down. Like, you ever see a cartoon? Like, they're clushy growing. Where they took it, they take like a log and they will it down to a toothpick That's what a baby care so what happens to all the fake their real carrots What happens all the I saw are these the good news get like a little challenge as carrots shreds Shredded carrots or like mulch it or like pounded down for carrot juice
Starting point is 01:08:42 Wow, so what what's baby corn? What's that a's baby corn? What's that? The little sweet corn. The quid do is they take a real corn and then they shave it down to that little size. You're lying. Of course I am. What the fuck do you think it is?
Starting point is 01:08:52 I'm asking you what it is. It's a little corn. So that's real. Yes. I don't even think that's actually corn that just happens to look like corn. What is it then? I mean have you ever had one that doesn't taste anything like corn? Could you make baby popcorn?
Starting point is 01:09:04 Tell me. You're going to be a little miniature popcorn. I didn't use to do it like. I want to read you some of these mine fucks from Reddit that I really liked. This is the one that really spoke to me. I can't see. This is how it squashed. Gavin, you love this.
Starting point is 01:09:16 There was one that really spoke to me, which was that when you see a particle of dust floating in the air, a single particle of dust just floating in the air that is size wise exactly halfway between a subatomic particle and the planet earth what that in that amazing no no no no so that's a topic had it so you know like smaller than an atom like an electron oh okay I thought you said like a atomic particle a subatomic particle well because that was is an electron. Yeah, that's a totally different size I thought it was atomic. I thought it was like the atom not the electron. All right I'm back away from this but you can't even measure an electron can you because it's all it's in like it's never in the same place
Starting point is 01:09:56 You can how though? You can take a picture of it. You think a picture of it. It's not it's in like yeah, I don't think I picture the electrons I think there's all that string theory stuff where it's not a thing like that. I think you can either know where it is or you can know it's velocity, but you can't know both. I want to find out its email address. I want to see the difference between, what's the thing that the electron goes around? The nucleus? Yeah. So you have that and the electron can be around that but there's as much empty space as like a cathedral or something like it could be anywhere like so you have a nucleus it could be anywhere in like a cathedral sized space. Yeah it's huge. And that's
Starting point is 01:10:38 how much empty space there is in the world. And like if you could you could crush us down to nothing because we're just full of empty space. That's why it was amazing. The difference between atomic and subatomic particles. That is a matter of perspective that we're, we're filled with empty space. We're not. Even space is not empty space. We call it empty space because we're used to space. It was like a table was in between a nucleus and force is an energy. But those, the gravitational forces go over, I mean, all the physical objects.
Starting point is 01:11:07 No, no, but it is, it is just because that's a matter of our perspective, I think. Energy is a very, energy and forces are a very real thing in the universe. And our body is essentially a lattice of energy and force holding these bits together. And everyone watching this podcast is now screaming at their screen.
Starting point is 01:11:22 I know that, but that's OK. But just because we don't call it matter or whatever. It's still a thing. It's still there It's still a force that's it's like it gets to the point where it's like a wave Which you think is a for like you think it's a force, but it's actually a measurable thing It's like it's usually we could just crush down the empty space that would take an enormous amount of energy to do that because you're crushing down Forces, they have the same mass when that. When you're all done. No, it's like saying a star is not a black hole, right? They're two different things. Like a star, a star is this big. It has a certain amount of mass. When it goes down to a black hole, it has much greater force associated with it. When it collapses,
Starting point is 01:12:03 it has much greater, but it's. When it collapses, it has much greater, but it's the same map. I think a better analogy might be the difference. It's the same map. It's a star and like a white dwarf, which is the same star, but much denser and more compressed, or like a neutron star.
Starting point is 01:12:13 But it has the same map. But it might have the same mass. Yeah, just more dense. More dense. So when it starts collapses, it makes a black soul, it makes a singularity. What makes that have much more gravitational pull than anything else?
Starting point is 01:12:30 Dense. The density. It's the amount of mass in the amount of size. It's compressed down. Okay, so how big does something have to be before you can orbit shit around it? Oh, it probably depends upon what you're trying to orbit. Yeah, it's like right the limit. Okay, so... You're gonna have to slide the mic down to the controller room right here and all over there. The earth is dense enough. No, the earth is big enough in mass to have something orbit around it. You crush the earth down to a baseball. It's the same mass and it's dense. So could I like to throw a pee and would it go around it? It can keep the orbit around Earth. That's what you do when you're like in space and astronauts are floating in space they're orbiting around earth It depends upon how far away it is from the thing it has to be we're a strategic podcast
Starting point is 01:13:14 Statistics as one of you know somebody clocked us took us two and a half minutes ago from baby corn to Oh, that's the net. That is the question. That is an awesome piece of trash. Do you want another one? Is there anyone who is online right now, who's on Twitter, did anyone go on our Reddit thing? The AMA. The AMA that you fucking hijacked.
Starting point is 01:13:36 Hijacked. Made it better. So this fucking asshole has his own AMA, his own sub AMA within our greater AMA. I didn't know. You like fucking telling hijack? I don't know you like fucking I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I was trying to build a double helix. I was trying to create DNA out of D. Luckily guys, if we had done that, Joel, he'd have been very forgiving. He didn't tell me fine. I was trying to be that.
Starting point is 01:14:12 I was trying to... I wouldn't do it. You're trying to make a double helix. You're trying to make DNA. And I saw people struggling and I thought, well, this has to stop. The consensus... And you were... Is that Joel made a 10 times better? I think everyone made a past that first comment with Joel.
Starting point is 01:14:32 That was my second time on Reddit ever. Yeah, I was really hesitant giving you the worst teeth password. I didn't. I didn't. I just kept posting. That's the key. Just posting. Just keep fucking.
Starting point is 01:14:43 Overrun it with noise. Just keep fucking typing. It's like Joel's attitude to a conversation. Just keep fucking overrun it with noise. Keep fucking typing. I'm saying like Joel's attitude to a conversation. Just keep talking just over. Let him figure out it's book's live. It had said. Bap, bap, bap. Who wasn't that said that? Was it you Gavin said? If you don't know what to say, just start talking and you'll figure it out. That's Carl Pilkington.
Starting point is 01:15:00 Oh, is that a brain will figure out what to say? I can't watch up on the way. It's funny that I can use Gavin with Carl Bill Kinton. That's a that's a great bit. That's during his his movie pitch with Clive Warren and Rebecca Desmorne. All of those like I make you feel inadequate as a podcast watching the Ricky Jervais show. Nice. Funny dude. This guy are this guys are so much fun here They tell you that my my
Starting point is 01:15:29 They tell you tell it go on go now it feels out of place now No, it will tell us about the way it food thing we went from baby corn to a black hole so many mentioned Alan McBeal I did earlier I was for five years years I was the waiter on every television. Nobody knows this We're gonna wait on Ali McBeal. I was a waiter on every everything and some movies and some movies I was a waiter on Ali McBeal and I worked that a couple of times and I got to the point where I Kind of knew Lucy Lew and I kind of knew Portia de Rossi I almost filled a drink on them at one point, but they're very nice. And we started a conversation or whatever and everything was fine.
Starting point is 01:16:10 And at the time, I was on the meat diet. And I think Portia de Rossi was a vegetarian. And we were sort of going back and forth and we were talking about it. And whatever, there was a thing, but it's very dark on that set. And they had a wheeled out like a a potato bar like it's got sour cream. Like the steeler from Wendy's? I've already told the story wrong. I've already ruined it. I've already told the story wrong. But we don't hire you, aren't it?
Starting point is 01:16:37 And they wheeled out they wheeled out a taco bar. They wheeled out a taco bar. They wheeled out a taco bar. I had like let us say it's sour cream and it all the stuff they had to talk about. they will that a talk about they will that a talk about head like let us it sour cream and all this stuff they talk about it but I want to hear the first time but I'm on the fucking the job sorry go ahead put on your potato did you start with
Starting point is 01:16:56 I mean had it had it been anything so I go but you know what I'm on the fucking meat diet and so it's like you know what I'm just gonna get a fucking mother fucking bowl a fucking ground beef. I do not give a fuck. I'm on the, I'm not gonna eat diet. I get a, I fucking get a ground bowl. And they are, I just talked to them and they were, they watched me, they were watching me,
Starting point is 01:17:14 unload this giant bowl of just ground beef into a bowl. And I'm thinking to myself, oh, well they're vegetarians. They probably think I'm like an asshole or whatever. But it's like, you know, it's fucked them. I'm on the meat diet, I'm fucking meat, I don't care. So I an asshole or whatever, but it's like, you know, it's fucked them. I'm on the meat, I'm on the fucking meat. I don't care. But he's unlooting this ground beef. And I get a fucking big heaping table spoon of ground beef.
Starting point is 01:17:33 I put it in my mouth. It's bacon bits. Oh, gross! Like real bacon or the bacon? It's fucking... It's fucking synthetic. Oh, the bacon bitsAKING BITS I have a giant fucking bowl
Starting point is 01:17:49 I have a fucking giant fucking bowl of fucking bacon bits And everybody SOMEY FUCKING WALK OVER THERE AND BAKING A GIANT FUCKING BOLO BAKING BITS Lucie Lume, Borsarossi, SOMEY Stand at the table with the bacon bits and kept saying them Look at me weird And now table with the bacon bits and kept saying them looking me weird And now I've got bacon bits in my mouth
Starting point is 01:18:08 Now I have to make a fucking choice Now you have to make a fucking decision But it's like am I just gonna fucking eat these? I fucking eat those fucking bacon. You did not I would have done the same thing you're in a socially awkward situation. You got to stick with it You got to stick with it and that would have been a funny story And I not blown it with a potato bar at the top and then He called me out on my potato bars How does that feel? Yeah, you guys never throw good stories
Starting point is 01:18:35 Try to go in there and try and help you Make sure you lower the game on input number four. It's my hot game equals funny Gain equal. That's what you're always trying to you trying to turn down the funny Wow Bacon bits are literally only the only the internet that I cannot find nutritional information Do they still exist? Yeah, it's basically if this salt could grow a scab My hair is a byproduct of the fucking bowl of bacon bits, I had eaten. Bacon bits, please. Bacon bits. They're made by Betty Crocker. Who do you cannot call them bacon?
Starting point is 01:19:07 Who have ever found a food that has more than 100% of the food in it? What? What the fuck are you saying? Sorry, there's a- It's a matter of food. It has more than 100% of the food in it. Well you? Did you have pepperoni?
Starting point is 01:19:19 Is that thing? Pepperoni? Pepperoni, it's like a brand. It's like pepperoni. I don't know what pepperoni is. No, we don't have pepperoni. Pepperoni? like a brand it's like pepperoni. I know pepperoni. It's I don't know Look pepperoni is no we don't have pepper army pepper army. It sounds like a concrete is like squashed pork Hard sausage that you just like
Starting point is 01:19:34 Like a like a slim gym. I don't know what slim gym is maybe but I like a slim gym I look like a slim gym. I look to the thing and it's a hundred and eight percent pork How do you have more pork than a pig? It sounds like a marketing line, but no, it's tiny on the back. All right, fuck it. We're looking this up. I Believe him. I believe you I believe you Does that mean well, I was thinking you can't have more than a hundred percent of anything right? But does it mean there's more pork Pursuant than a pig is that what it say? Is that it am I gonna die? Oh my god?
Starting point is 01:20:03 I died that day. Yeah, I knew something had gone wrong. I was just curious, if you ate five ounces of those paco bits, you had 1,020% of your daily sodium intake. What? What's the lethal amount of sodium? I don't know. Is there 140 milligrams of sodium?
Starting point is 01:20:24 It's funny because into the percent per gram per gram. I think that's more than 100% of sodium per... It's like that start track episode with the creature that sucks the salt out of people. It's literally... I went to the bathroom 27 times that day. And I'm gonna estimate that in... You ate what? Maybe five ounces? That's a fair estimate, right? How many grams are in five ounces? I'm so disappointed myself that would have been really funny. This is the exact thing that I was saying
Starting point is 01:20:52 You know, you know, you know, you know, you're saying there's the answer What is it because the foods I've tried for food safety and because it's dried it loses some mass So they have to use 27 grams a meat for every 25 grams of sausage so it's a hundred and eight I believe I was on the ground floor with you I was your one supporter you know why he says it's true it's gotta be true I was your one supporter I was the only one that was here for you and your time of need like the only one at ground level I still don't understand that though I didn't you you the answer, I didn't get it. It's bullshit. You can't have more than the thing you're holding.
Starting point is 01:21:30 So, yes. I guess they take a product. They just dehydrate it. And they dehydrate it. And they really evaluate based on the price. Let me put it this way. If you take a five pound apple. This is how we do the it's you pound apple now
Starting point is 01:21:48 This is how we do the budget of the United States America. This is how we do the budget of the United States If you take a one pound grape and dehydrate it to a four ounce raisin It's still just a four ounce raisin. Yeah Great. Yeah, but they put it on the lake. Yeah, everything you have like this bear is it adds up to 100% A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 01:22:09 A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 01:22:17 A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. I appreciate it. I support you if you take rice right let's they go the other way take rice take a cup of rice
Starting point is 01:22:26 You put it in the rice cooker put water in with it and you make eight cups of cooked rice It's not 20% rice. It's still a hundred percent rice But you started with something that was a smaller amount and prepared it in a way that made it bigger but more smaller He he understands you understand stupid. He have to understand it. He understands it. But you don't. You really don't. It's right. It's right. It's still right. It's not. It's all right. It's a hundred percent right. Yeah. When you started with a lesser amount to make it. But it's like with your thing, they started with more to make it. Why is it all of a sudden about the dehydrated weight? They didn't. They're doing a stupid marketing thing and it works on you because you're bad. It's marketing
Starting point is 01:23:06 All right absolutely will you should never get alone after you read after you read that on the label did you buy more of it? No, because you had a hundred eight percent why do you need anymore? He can invest some of it. Yeah, he's gonna He's gonna give away to the fancats I can do a bailout the deep industry? I got poor I invested in pork belly He started a 401 B He's all set for life now. So is that Slim Jim? Very similar product. Yeah Yes, Slim Jim is just like I imagine it's just like just awful and yeah, oh so good
Starting point is 01:23:40 No, it's so good. I mean In all honesty, Slim Jim should be incorporated into more things like during their game of thrones thing, right? That should be something that's like you should make some sort of like chili. Do we have time for our game of thrones? Dude, I don't want to spoil game of thrones, but Floggan hecking god or whatever's name was. Schmorggan hecking god. No, don't spoil it. BOSSEM. Spoil it.
Starting point is 01:24:00 It's just the same, right? It's just wait you soon. It's way too soon. So listen Apparently, do we say that we were going to have a game of some spoiler cast? I think we did while I was drunk. You know what? I mean, it's we're happy you're here and everything but if you were still over there, you probably be working on game of the room Yeah, I'd put it on your entire economy at this point. Yeah, Europe's entire I didn't shoot any of it in the UK though Oh the Northern Ireland I guess yeah Northern Ireland part of the UK. Yeah, okay I don't understand you know you know you know kingdom. What are the uniting? I guess they're uniting
Starting point is 01:24:34 I'm in the great island great great Britain Northern Ireland combined united All right, but you know my favorite I guess my favorite thing from Joel's waiter era thing. It is actually this is really cool And you also never a waiter real life ever. Oh, yeah, you're the only listen Joel went out to LA of the passion story I told you yeah, I was a waiter What does that mean I was the part I played was a waiter on passion? You told us that when you told the story. Yeah, we were the next your pirate shirt. Yeah, right. I've seen that I
Starting point is 01:25:04 Told us and I asked if your picture was in your image gallery and you said no nice and it would be in mind i don't remember that podcast it was like it was like it's a good it was we were we've had a hundred and ten percent of a podcast in a hundred eight hundred percent space uh... it's a movie called it's called simon or sim one yeah again and i absolutely love it because Joel Joel went out to LA and Joel's literally the only person I know who went out to LA to be an actor
Starting point is 01:25:31 He never had another job. He wasn't actor for 10 years in not 10 years, but like eight years in LA For the first six months I worked at a date I had for the first six months. You were the IT job. I did it with horrible. Yeah. But that's amazing. It really is. It really can't take away from that. I appreciate that. You were a working-er-fouch.
Starting point is 01:25:51 You were working at only one-year-old. When you spend no money though, whatsoever, it's easier to do. It is true. You still did it. You still need it in power, and food. I got it. That is amazing. But so this is what my favorite thing is, like I just went and saw this movie that her Joel was in it. It is a
Starting point is 01:26:07 scene with Al Pacino's the star of the movie. It's Al Pacino and it seems to begin the movie arguing with Winona Ryder and they're arguing back and forth and Joel is the only other person to see me standing right between them looking back and forth at Winona Ryder and Al Pacino back and forth back and forth and then they both turn and yell at him and then he goes running off Sorry, my phone's going crazy here. So I'm at that. Okay, was that a start track ringtone? Yeah, that's when we ever met tweet to me Does the start track track corner? What do I get probably fucking stock sound because The price is right
Starting point is 01:26:40 So Joel you've been on a lot of sets been a lot of stuff only is waiting I've found so Joel you've been on a lot of sets been a lot of stuff Only is wait How many relatively famous people have you had full blood and sexual intercourse with? Men and women It's always said he would have been a more successful actor if you were gay. He says that quite often You know the thing is is it if you're if you're Someone who is attracted if you're male and you're someone who is attracted if you're male and you're someone who's attracted to your own sex you have that is the greatest not
Starting point is 01:27:09 you that is the greatest I mean the thing is if you know if I were only attracted to males that's it I would have been can't a Reeves I'm stand I'm pretty good I mean I'm yeah you know I don't know. It had been life would have been easier. Okay, so people wanted to game it through on the spoiler test. So we're gonna have to do it somehow. But not now.
Starting point is 01:27:32 Should we do it mid season? Should we do it before the finale of the season? That's like four weeks away, five weeks away. Should we do like a talking dead style, where we talk about it, like, qualitative, or after it airs, like an hour after? I don't know what we do for walking. Oh doing talking Des well the Chris Hardwood show like right after it airs That might not be a bad idea, you know, I mean we could do that. Well, why don't we
Starting point is 01:27:56 Let them let them know but then we have to like fucking do it on Sunday and yeah at like 10 p.m. Simple time maybe next day Monday. Hey, this is the next day of Monday Yes, well, yeah, I didn't interrupt you. I just got to figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out We're terrible if you're gonna be I don't interrupt you the one time I use a emotional and then you just I didn't get you it's the first time I didn't know what you were doing. I was wondering if your voice stopped working Hey, we should probably explain something real quick. It's not a hard formula to figure out. Erucia cheese, we base our shows on basically two things,
Starting point is 01:28:31 is whatever the hell we want to make that we think we'd have fun doing, there's no shows that we make that we don't want to make. There's no one telling us to make shows. And the other thing is, if they're popular, there's some things we've made that we like, but that nobody watched, so we just stopped making them. Like, a lot of times, people get confused by that, they're like, hey, what happened to this
Starting point is 01:28:47 show, or where did this go? It's like, nobody fucking want me. They're like, I'm gonna watch it. Yeah. And they're like, we'll bring it back. It's like, no, because you won't watch it then either. You know, it's just like, it's a very simple metric. And the thing about the spoiler cast are, obviously, we like talking about breaking bad
Starting point is 01:29:00 and Game of Thrones, but there's a way less people that listen to our podcast on a regular basis and also our avid viewers of Game of Thrones. It's a smaller subset. And the other one. And the other one. And a position in that show where they can listen to it. Exactly. They might be a season behind or something like that.
Starting point is 01:29:15 And then it's an even smaller subset of that. Yeah, so it's like, it's just like, we never know, like, we could do it and it's like, go, a thousand people watch this. I feel like the best way to approach it typically is to do it as an adendum to like a regular podcast where people who aren't caught up don't have to listen to it. Yeah. And they don't lose anything. And people who want it and are caught up, they get. Yeah, I guess the most of them eat into the time. Right. Plus we can just make shit up.
Starting point is 01:29:38 And then like smorgan hectic door. Yeah, I can guard. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Smorgan. Smorgan. Smorgan. Or. Smarting guard. Yeah. Smorgan. Smorgan or Smorgan? Smorgan. We say you take it to me and you put it all the way at foreign characters like O's with lines horizontally and the lines over the A.
Starting point is 01:29:54 Yeah. I'll send you the official spelling of the word. We should get an IMDB profile for him. Smorgan. Yeah. That was one of the weights that Joel played with Smorgan Hecking. I listened. That episode of game the thrones last night no spoilers or anything like that that was one of the best episodes of the game
Starting point is 01:30:09 with the thrones ever and nothing really like there wasn't like a war anything taking place right not a huge battle it was saved by two things breasts blood yeah that was there there was only there was a show yeah when you get that when you get that end at the beginning of the show, the end for New to the you're like, I knew we were set when I saw it. Yeah, yeah. The, uh, and they also had the chick that I considered to be one of the hottest people on that show, which is Rose, the lead prostitute, essentially.
Starting point is 01:30:39 The one who came from Winterfell. Do you think she's a, who do you think is the hottest girl I gave her the throne? Everyone says the nearest Targaryen. No. I think the current, well I don't give any spoilers here. The woman who is the head of the stag house, the Renly chick. I think she's the hottest one. She's actually the chick.
Starting point is 01:30:55 She's not from the Baratheon house. She was Renly's wife. Renly's wife, right? Oh, no. I think she's 100% he is correct. Yeah, I think it's close. I think it's no. I think he's... I think 100% he is correct. Yeah, I think it's close. I think it's close.
Starting point is 01:31:08 I think there's a three-way tie. I think her red-haired daughter. Uh-huh. And, um, yeah, Targetarian girl. And listen, just for the ladies. That's Morgan Hacking, right? He's very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very. No, she's not hot. You know what the, Gavin, I saw a photo of them, those two together in real life, and the chicken play Sansa was actually,
Starting point is 01:31:30 it was like a better looking. It was a flip. It was a flip. I didn't think she's young. What is her name? What is her name? What's the name of the character? His name's Ma.
Starting point is 01:31:39 You know who on that? The actress's name? Ashina. The character name. Who? The one who is married to Renly Marjorie. Yeah, is that any marjorie? Also It is so hard to know the names of all the characters. They don't because there's a billion of them. Thank you
Starting point is 01:31:54 The the queen of the Lannisters The older one who's just like Jeffrey's mother the queen chocolate Cer Cersei. Cersei? Yeah. Completely hot. Completely hot. What I don't get is why every woman I know likes John Snow. Hey, dude, he's dreamy. Have you seen this little bit? Yeah, but he's like, big fucking crybaby.
Starting point is 01:32:14 Oh, time. He's like, oh, boo, I'm like walkers. What? And spying. Oh, boo, like walkers. Yeah, look, and there he is. He's trying. All right.
Starting point is 01:32:24 It's so cool. He leaves like someone that should be in the museum of Nesda's life. He, look, there he is. Try it. All right, all right, all right, it's so cool. He leaves like someone that should be in the museum of the night. He says, like, going to the movies. Someone's a good point. EGRETE is the hottest. She's the hottest. She's the guy who's hot too. The girl who's dating him.
Starting point is 01:32:33 Right. Yeah, she's very attractive. Oh, that's a name. She's very attractive. By far the hottest. Yeah. That is awesome. So those guys in the control room,
Starting point is 01:32:41 current market, they, you said something and they brought up a picture of the person. That highlighted highlighted the exact that's wonderful. Gus you can't get a photo of that guy where he's not like this but he's a boss and he's his fake mother. He's the fuck over it. When he gave Arya the sword Needle he smiled then. Diddy? Yeah. She's by the way child actors are always a risk that actors is hitting an awkward age. Yeah, well, at the beginning of this season, in episode one, they showed Sansa sitting on the dock.
Starting point is 01:33:09 And I was like, holy shit, she got taller. Yeah. Like she had a huge, uh, girl's birth. The boy. Brand? Yeah. Brand? He looks weird now.
Starting point is 01:33:19 Yeah, he's like, his nose is expanded and now he's got like a bit of like, like, a piece of, yeah. He just never knows. It's funny too, because you know, when you got hit actors in the biggest risk, I would have to think Harry Potter. And they all turned out like exactly
Starting point is 01:33:31 what you'd think you'd want them to look like. Well, the thing with Harry Potter also, it's like this was over the course of several years, the story. I feel like Game of Thrones, like things happen in a much more compressed timeframe and the child actors are growing beyond that speed. Classic example that is Walt from Lost.
Starting point is 01:33:46 Yes. That was supposed to take place the whole story over what, nine months, I think. And it was six years. And like they're like, well, we got here with this kid because we had a date and now he's a eight-foot tall dude. Yeah, he's a man with a bang. He got a huge. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Something's going to happen with the breaking bad kid probably, right? But the teenage kid? Yeah. He's like, fine. He's kid probably right what the the teenage kid. Yeah, nice like fine He's like 20 who the Walt Jr. Yeah, oh He was already in his mid 20s when they started was he? No, he's not mid 20. Yeah, no, he's like 90 No, the characters 19 but dude is yeah, the the actor. No, he isn't oh really? Okay, good enough. Well regardless if you're 19 You're not growing anymore I guess so the classic example I think that now is Haley Joel growing anymore. Yeah, yeah, it's better at that point. I guess so. The classic example I think of that now is
Starting point is 01:34:25 Halijal Osment. Yeah. Like looks entirely different. No one's going to know that you're talking about, right? Halijal Osment's the kid from Sixth Sense. Yeah. And the AI. And now he looks like, have we gotten past that now?
Starting point is 01:34:37 I don't know. Oh, what does that mean? It seems like Sixth Sense was a long time ago. You know, I got to say this, though, is that I think, you know, there's always like this classic thing of like, what is the spoiler? Like, everyone referenced just being the spoiler thing. For a long time, it was six cents. Before that, it was in Partstrikes Back.
Starting point is 01:34:53 There was a usual suspects, was it? I'm sure there was something between in Partstrikes Back. I'm sure there was, too. I'm sure there was, yeah. But like, there's always something, and I think Game of Thrones might have one of those now. Like, there's something that happens and sees one that's very, very spoiler-ish
Starting point is 01:35:04 that like everyone is like tempted to like spring on people yeah that's the one people go for them I think miles had that spoiled from have we figured out can we go on right it or can we have a wiki or something shit where we can figure out a pre you know they determine set of time where it's gonna be okay to talk about i say is that typically once you can talk about the the season past what's a new season okay to talk about i say is that typically once you talk about the the season passed once a new season starts i agree i said about the episode or it's about to start yes you should be getting caught up
Starting point is 01:35:32 yeah but so i was not a good year and a half man yeah i think it's annoying people you and actually who read the books and then you watch the show with them like what's your here's your guess that's the most annoying i don't ever want to get in the books further than you watch the show with them and they're like, oh, I don't ever want to get in the books further than I am in the TV show. So I'm very slowly going through book one. I'm getting close to being done with book one honestly and I'm going to have to get book two
Starting point is 01:35:57 and audible here. It's pretty soon. You know what's surprisingly? I mean, there's a lot of books written within this genre, right? Yeah. How are there not more, like how is show time and other, how is this not, this whole genre not in production? Well, stars has a Spartacus who was a sponsor of the podcast a couple of months ago. I mean, it seems like a Rome show. Yeah, Rome is a Rome for a while.
Starting point is 01:36:17 Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, the, the, the, the genres there. Yeah, I mean, it's just like a new brainer. So, we posted a photo on Reddit that, do you ever watch Deadwood on HBO? Yeah, watch a couple episodes. You know the dude Ron Swanson from Parkesniric. If he was on Deadwood, I needed a full frontal nudity scene really disturbing to see screen grabs from that. I have to, I have a new iPhone wallpaper coming up. Did I have a weird penis? Yeah, no, I don't know what a weird penis is. Well, you would do. Oh, they're all weird.
Starting point is 01:36:47 Did you ever see Daniel Radcliffe's penis when he was messing with those horses or whatever? No, he was messing with those horses. Now, he was messing with those horses. What was it? I know. But he's still in the classifies it as messing with those horses. I have no idea what he's talking about.
Starting point is 01:36:59 He was at a table out. He was at a table out. Yeah, I don't know. Uh-huh. And on. OK. Yeah, it's just a wizard cock. What does that mean? It's like, cast out a, and on okay. Yeah, it's like wizard cock. What does that mean? Like Was he really made?
Starting point is 01:37:12 The one a gem embedded in the end was it is plus two staff of boning It was normal Hey, there was walking stick Okay, how far can we look? Hey, there is walking stick. I can't help fucking remember. I'm going to go and look up on my fucking Google image search, Daniel Radcliffe penis, and I'm going to be with me forever. Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel zoom in on it and shut the camera. Why is alcohol one of his top searches?
Starting point is 01:37:41 I'm always fascinated. It's probably spiraling into it. You know what I'm typing, Daniel Radcliffecliffe P what do you think it auto fills as the first search for P piss periodic table what I don't understand I'm not gonna look at that you can probably recite it clearly he was on something where he was yeah seeing the periodic table all right not as exciting as I get to the penis all right I'm looking up I'm like Google auto complete stuff like penis I notice really Siri. Siri would not allow me to call her a cunt to you. She kept replacing the word So it would take us makes sense. You would never want to speech to automatically assume that yeah
Starting point is 01:38:15 Because that would come up a lot I assume so we're gonna wrap up here pretty soon I'm giving you the warning now so you can get your the remaining Topics out of the way You know that never works like I tell him we're gonna wrap up soon Well, that's your mistake and then yeah, he waits and then I go okay We're really gonna wrap up and that's when he hits me with the problem with every people You know how you could wrap it up just say it's over and then I'm plugging my can walk off No, no, they're right then people would continue without me. I don't see what I don't know what I'm looking at here
Starting point is 01:38:41 It's a penis. It's between your legs I don't know what do you think you have a good penis? I'm happy with it. I know it can play. Yeah, I got no complaints about it. Let's have a little gap. What do you mean you're confused about what you're seeing? The dick flopping around with some balls.
Starting point is 01:39:00 And it looks like he trimmed. He's got like a little triangle going on. Is it a gif? Well, this fucking multiple pictures. Ugh. It's like, it's red. It doesn't do anything for you. Gavin, what would you see a photo of a naked dude and go, oh, no, no. Yeah, that's a good photo.
Starting point is 01:39:13 I don't, yeah, I mean, it's hard. Like, a penis is incredibly unattractive. Gavin, we just got this many times. It's unbelievable that just flipping like one chromosome, the difference between men and women. It's just like, it's just amazing the difference. I do, I honestly feel sorry for any woman I've ever had to do with any part of me. I, yeah, I understand it.
Starting point is 01:39:32 It's, yeah, I don't know how they deal with it. I really don't. It's, it's a horror story. Look at Gus over there. It's disgusting. Yeah. All of this. Someone attached themselves to this.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Permanently. Permanently. Yeah. I don't know about you guys, but I'm fucking the bomb you're fucking the bomb that's pretty dangerous that wasn't worth a laugh in the control room so like talking about you talk about like a co-ocromasome can switch the difference between a man and a woman yeah one of the things maybe I might be the only one who's fascinated by how the Olympic committee determines gender like how what happened. Yeah, that is sort of
Starting point is 01:40:07 interesting. Exactly. Because there are people who have athletes. Yeah, who are abnormal and have multiple chromosomes like you could have a next X Y or a next X X. And like how do you classify? So an X X Y chromosome I believe would appear to be a woman but really has a Y chromosome like a man. Like how do you classify these people in traditional? Why do they have to? For like Olympic sports. Just tell them what.
Starting point is 01:40:32 Right, but genetically they may have advantages as a result. Like if you have the Y chromosome do you have increased testosterone production? As a result do you have increased muscle mass? Like are you at an unfair advantage? How's that bad? They were born that way? No. No, let me into that question. It's not born that way. How can it be an unfair advantage that was bad, they were born that way no, no, let me into that question
Starting point is 01:40:46 it's not born that way, how can it be an unfair advantage? they would modify themselves they don't fit into the traditional XX definition though then they won I mean the Olympic Committee probably doesn't take this into account I don't understand how that process works or if there's even any thought to that it's funny because it's like if you think of it politically, you know, is the common is what you're saying is that politically insensitive? I don't think so
Starting point is 01:41:12 So okay, so much of anyone question It's not a question, but I bet they view it as politically insensitive as well I don't think so. I'm trying to raise awareness Can someone have a womb at a uterus and a full-on vagina and a penis and testicles? I have no idea. It's lucky. I'm Never have to go out Can someone have a womb and a uterus and a full-on vagina and a penis and testicles? I have no idea. It's lucky. You just never have to go out. Because then I think they should just be able to pick whatever they want.
Starting point is 01:41:32 Like you were born with both sets. So you can choose whichever. Whichever you want. But you can keep both sets of hardware. Yeah. I mean, if you're born, you can have a real fun time. Can you give yourself? All right, I don't know what that means.
Starting point is 01:41:52 Wait, wait, wait, wait. If you can produce sperm, go ahead, and eggs. Yep. I think the philopian tubes and all that stuff. Could you fertilize this? Could you create a clone? You could have a fully... Gavin, is that the question you're asking?
Starting point is 01:42:05 Absolutely. I don't think people can have two fully functioning sets of reproductive organs. Why not? Surely there's a mutation where it's happened once. Maybe it has, I don't know. Because there are animals that can just shits out clones of themselves. Yeah, but that's different. They're like asexual reproducing animals.
Starting point is 01:42:21 That's the way that's typical for them. So it happens somewhere in nature? So it's like, if. But that's it. So it's like it's a game of thrones, not to be spoilers. Incess is like I always had the opinion that if a brother and sister had a baby together, the baby would automatically be deformed, right? That's not true. No, no, no. It's not true. Really? You know, I know about medical stuff than probably anyone here. I'm just saying growing up, I like that was I thought,
Starting point is 01:42:45 Gamm, did you ever have that opinion that if a brother just had a baby together, it would definitely be different. Like you're good at it. I knew that it would be possibility, like high-density shots. Yeah. Because you're not getting that genetic variety. Or you're getting an amplification of the recessive genes.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Right. It makes them more right. But when my dad, brother slash dad made me, everything was fine. I turned out to be great. I'm not a bit. I'm not a bit. slash dad made me, everything was fine. I turned up to stop it. I'm sorry. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about.
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Starting point is 01:43:16 I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about.
Starting point is 01:43:24 I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. I didn't even know what to talk about. As part of the 10th anniversary, we've been doing lots of stuff business-wise, and there was some articles that were run today. We actually put out a cool infographic, which shows some of the major stats from Rochitees, which you should check out. It's like some of our bigger stuff. There was one I wanted to put out. I actually put out the graphic on Twitter. It's one of my favorite ones, but we couldn't figure out a way to get it into the infographic. It was that in December of 2012, this podcast, when it was a gaming podcast, on iTunes, they had
Starting point is 01:43:46 the top 200 spots that were in episode downloads. And the RishiT podcast occupied 174 of the top 200 spots across all podcasts for all episodes. That shouldn't be allowed. It was just like, if you look the whole chart and I glued together like all the all it's just like the icons of us I thought it was amazing because we had 174 spots occupied but we only had at the time 210 podcasts available so it was not mean we're bad at like 800 at the time I didn't know it yeah all the other reasons I moved like to the comedy thing so all the episodes of this podcast were more watch than current episodes
Starting point is 01:44:25 of current podcasts. Yeah, so our back catalogue was dominating like the entire landscape of that gaming podcast. People must have thought we just put out 170 episodes on the same day. We might have looked like that, but then we would have started like last week because we only had 210 episodes. So we put together the infographic and then then part of that was all as part of the announcement that for about the last two or three years, on YouTube, specifically, and exclusively,
Starting point is 01:44:53 we were part of Machinima's ad network. We didn't have any kind of Machinima logos on our videos. And you know, we had another good thing to say about Machinima, but we're not part of that network anymore. Machinima, they but we're not part of that network anymore machinima uh... they pretty much set the standard for what is called a multi-channel network and mcn uh... which is now the big trend on youtube but reggie has always historically had
Starting point is 01:45:15 a very independent uh... approach to the way we run our business um... you know we started a bedroom with essentially three or four people uh... and grew from there now to you know we're in two different buildings And we have about 50 people that work at the company or currently completely outgrown in the facilities where we are and we're looking for a new place One of the places we looked at and just so they was 35,000 square feet Which is crazy. It's like the size of like a Sam's club essentially But you know, we thought it was a very good time Where the environment is a Ruchiteath, I thought it was a very good time where the environment is.
Starting point is 01:45:45 A Ruchitith, I think, has had a great legacy of adaptation and perseverance. We've always been able to shift with the times and keep up with the trends of what's popular on the internet, especially with online video. And right now is kind of an amazing period for online video and the way that the business is growing and the industry is just taking off. And we felt like we were in a better position if we were on our own and completely out from under any kind of other network and dealing directly with advertisers and with YouTube
Starting point is 01:46:17 specifically. And so we wish everyone that missioned them a well. It was a great run and we said we're going to continue to work with them on different things, but we're very happy to be on our own. And we're looking forward to all the cool stuff we're going to be doing in the future. Absolutely. It's a huge announcement. Your mic's unplugged.
Starting point is 01:46:33 Oh, good for you. That's a very interesting word. Well, your mic's unplugged, so you can hear it. Yeah, that's hell on the mic. Thank you for rubbing a cushion right into it. Yeah, so big news from Rich G Keith shortly after our 10th anniversary between Let's Play Channel and please absolutely go subscribe to the Do Let's Play Channel is youtube.com slash Let's Play. They've already, the achievement
Starting point is 01:46:58 guys already have a slate of five episodes a week that are going to be going up on that channel. We're going to be adding some more content as well. If we're going to be doing something new, we want to fully commit to it. So we're going to be adding a new content. The podcast crew will be doing Let's Plays as well. Hopefully some other people from all around the company will be doing more Let's Plays. And the reason for it is that I think that Matt and Jeff felt like with the explosive growth of the Let's Plays in particular, it would be more more shows and suddenly we're gonna have like between five
Starting point is 01:47:28 and ten shows a week that were let's play shows and they could potentially show down the channel but more importantly they were popular enough to sustain their own channel be a little more focused so that people who really love those shows can get alerts and get some description just to those shows uh... so hopefully you guys like it and you'll subscribe to the channel and as always we appreciate all your support
Starting point is 01:47:47 Yeah, so thanks and you know, it's already evidence is already a ton of people subscribed so everyone should Should go subscribe for all the let's play stuff. All right, now that note. We're gonna wrap up here So thanks for watching everyone and we'll see you next week and I promise we'll do a game of the run spoiler Cassoon we'll let you know ahead of time and talk to you So if you want to see a particular let's play from the podcast crew. Yeah, so, yeah, suggest a few videos to you. Forget any of the tweet about us or send us an email. Gavin, you have anything to add to that?
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