Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #215

Episode Date: April 23, 2013

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It's time to put your pedal to the metal. From the twisted minds behind Deadpool and Zombieland, an executive producers, Will Arnett and Anthony Mackie comes the new Peacock original series, Twisted Metal, a high-oxane action comedy based on the classic video game series. Anthony Mackie stars as John Doe, a motormouth outsider who must deliver a mysterious package across a post-apocalyptic wasteland. If he can survive the drive, also starring Stephanie Beatriz, Samoa Joe, Nev Campbell, Will Arnett, and Thomas Hayden Church.

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nonfiction, and periodicals. For free audiobook of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash rooster team. dot com slash rooster team uh... uh... you guys are fucking sitting around with your dicks out have we actually told anyone that before the podcast starts you always pull your dick out i mean i think it was a given i mean like

what else could he be doing i just got away right before the before the so i was gonna see that baby bird anyway. I started talking about this and I realized this is the fastest time to Gavin's dick on any podcast. Instantaneous. It's like, instant.

Well, I mean, that's the other reason I do it, is I try and have someone else start the conversation. Try to direct the conversation right to your dick. It's kind of like un-wanting, you know. It's like asking for oral sex, you just put your dick out there and you're like, you know, it's here already. You're like the character. That way, there we go. It's started. There just put your dick out there and you're like, you know, it's here already. You're like the character.

I'm with him. It's all started. There's absolute mentals out there, right? Do you think if I just stood out in public with my penis out, that if enough women came by, eventually one of them would just fancy it? I don't.

I think you'd probably be like confronted by the police before that would happen. There'd probably be several of these. That may be an interesting test. Yes, that's it. I would simply do this interested before a lady came in. I think that more guys would go forward than girls. Absolutely.

Guys are awesome. So I ran a dick, I'll suck it. I didn't say that, guys. I was gonna beg about it. So what did you do if that was a woman, like a hot woman out? Oh my god, no. It's like some kind of trick, right? Yeah, it's absolutely a trap.

How hot would it be for you to go there? What did you mean? How hot would that girl have to be for you to go down in her in public? She's just whipping out her mind Yeah, how would you do it? I probably would be embarrassed Listen to this You're enduring the same thing

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Nobody really wants to sit in that chair. So we Yeah, what I want to sit in the chair. It's a way you're out like you know all over there What I said the Jordan was like when I talked to Bob like who's gonna sit where I walked over the Jordan I was like hey congratulations on the promotion of that chair because that's where you're sitting. Yeah, I was eating pizza like What are you drinking? I'm really estate over here whiskey or some shit? Whiskey or some shit. It's what I was making for you. I just pulled whatever was like available from the Wicker thing up the lockers. It's probably water and Down one of the funniest things when you took that

Yeah Water down. That was one of the funniest things when you took that that was like, hmm, yeah, bit watery. It tastes like water. It's a US water, I don't know. Wasn't it just me and you who did that shot? Yeah, and breath. Why are we all doing that shot? I don't even remember. You were just like getting pumped for the past. It was just before the podcast was just like,

hey, let's take a shot, because you know, that's the kind of people we use. Yeah. And then the image goes, this tastes watered down. And the water's like, yeah, that's water. It is water. Nice. We have not luckily since then, since we called out those people,

where that person, we have not had that problem. Yes. Also, our liquor doesn't get drank very fast anymore. Like drunk. Drunk. What's the proper word, drunk? Drunken. Drunken.

Yeah. It doesn't get consumed, drunk. It's good. Fancy. It's almost like we're working real jobs or something. Yeah, it makes me sad. Why are we working here? It's not a twist hook.

Here. Oh, dude. Who is lying about that? Dave. What is that? You got there? The kitchen. I think she's talking about the kitchen.

That's a nice achievement hunter. Yeah, it is. The little product placement. It's beautiful. Where can I get one? Ruchette.com slash store. I keep mine on me all times. This week's a T-shirt Tuesdays a revival of an old shirt. Yeah. Good question. Yeah, it's the I hate the bands that you like.

I hate the bands you like. Yeah. The Simmons like, oh look. It is. Dude, that's you. Brian, Brian, tell you what I'm doing. Brian told me not to freak out because they photoshop. Like, we don't have the shirt yet. Oh, shit. So he's like, I use the old photo of you. We're in the 10 year anniversary shirt and I put the new shirt on you.

I'm like, I'm familiar with the shot. Why would you advise me to do that? Do you think I'd be going, oh my god, I do that. Yeah. Which criminal was I? Well, that's a really good one. Yeah. Sit down before I show you what I'm about to show you. Oh my god Forever was Brandon talking into you when that photo is being taken as well. You're making the same

No, no, no, I'm listening. Yeah, take me to picture. Oh, okay. Just put it in your piece and there it would like talking going on. Maybe Brian can make it look like you have an A-piece in there, even though you didn't. Using some form of technology. I don't think you could do that. You were just talking about how first shot was magic just now.

Yeah, I mean, I was going to be a bit of a conch in the West scaling. Yeah, because we never have to make thumbnails for the podcast when we upload it, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of, I'm kind of,

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It wouldn't be an oval. Yeah, so like I was telling Barbara for last week's podcast. There's a picture of her holding cat bug. But if you look behind her, the heart, like the hearty boy's poster that's on the wall behind her, all the text is fucked up. Oh, it's like all the letters are slanted and you can see over her shoulders is the hearty.

And it's just like like you wouldn't see that because it's not for in the forefront. Making of this cat bug. The person who made this is doing something really cool. Jordan should talk about that. Yeah, the girl who made this cat bug plus, she made a drunk Bernie cat bug plus she as well and like she did it like two seconds and took longer than that Jordan. Well she was tweeting that like what I'm starting and then later that night

It's done. I was like I would like 20 please. Yeah, so um we should totally get the The those those people the cartoon hangover people to come to our tx. Yes, I think it would be a great fit You know, they brought merchandise. I think they would make a ton of money We would sell a hint hint return my email I would so I can't return my email. Oh, shut up. Hello. Yeah, we're huge friends. I've been like, when I'm working now at my desk,

I tend to have some episodes of Bravis Warriors playing like on the background of YouTube. How many episodes are they up to now? I've seen like that. I'm sure like, I should be like the first two. So you're one of those people who can work with just stuff on in the background. It's like, yeah.

It's like music or anything else going on the background. I can't do that. It's all editing. If I'm can't really do if you're editing you can't listen to shit But I get like a lot of email if I'm just replying to like email. Yeah Podcasts no she jokes about that. She doesn't actually do that. I don't know how you'd possibly do that It's impossible. Yeah, that was for shit That's probably my least favorite thing when I was still editing the podcast was you can't do anything else That's basically like every lunch. Yes, like yeah, when I'm He lips thinking an animated adventure. It's like he said lips thinking. Oh

When we got Jordan when we hired Jordan and he he came to Austin, I thought this is great, because he's gonna get here. He's gonna have a huge back catalog if anybody did a thing. I'll never be weak to weak again. I'll never worry that it's not gonna get done. And we're here in the back catalog. Do you know?

I mean, he has somehow managed to become less efficient. It's been going to Austin. And he ever since I moved here, there's other stuff to do. And I'm like, I had to make a DVD. Like it used to be like, worst case scenario, I'd wake up and I'd have received an animated adventure like at four in the morning.

Yeah, but it was probably as late as it would get. Now it's like, noon. At least he's best worth it. I wonder, pretty much Jeff is the exact same scenario. He used to get rage quit every night, like Wednesday night. And then I moved there, I'm like, I got to Thursday now. Yeah, I can just bump it back.

My backlog is zero. I would hear you at 9 p.m. on a Thursday. This is what annoys me about my cool. Is that whenever I can, especially with less plays, I love to get ahead. Like I just finished Friday's less today. I totally heard I love to get ahead. What he does, we had those early terms back to the beginning of the session. Yeah, he's standing in the street.

There was a large man. So anyway, I finished Friday's less play today, and now I feel a little warm and fuzzy and happy because now I can start the next one. I'll make another video. But he, if he finishes rage quit, he refuses to start the next rage quit until like Thursday evening. Yeah. One you get ahead, you can do two, and it's a pain in the ass. You got me three or two. Exert a lot of energy. Plus it's a pain in the ass to do when people are in the office., so you could wait for everyone to leave and record four and then I can't record four You keep saying I record four like do six left plays in a row Or it's like when we used to pre-record the podcast like why why wouldn't we say that just spend all day Monday and record

Eight pod can't do that. I can't do that. I'm not a postcard. It's current. We talk about stuff The his his rage quits are about the moment Podcast is current we talk about stuff the his his rage quits are about the moment You're about that specific life. You spend so much energy doing it. You're like full of pop You're doing it that the later ones wouldn't be as good as the earlier That's right to be that angry for multiple hours in a row I don't know how you even managed to do it for what the hour you record. Yeah, it's pretty long too You act like it's like fucking three minute videos. They're like 40 minute recordings. Yeah, so you know just do five in a row like it's like fucking three-minute videos. They're like 40-minute recordings.

Yeah. Just do five and a row. Do it less than by and sound. Over and over and over. Here's another idea then. Why don't you do one the next day? Instead of way up there. Shut the fuck up.

How about that? What do you worry about here? Tell you where to film Slumber guys. Why don't you bring him to go back to England? Why fucking camera and be done with it? Shut your fucking heart. Man, so I saw. When I was at NAB, I saw the 4K version of that

Fanta camera flex for that expensive camera. They're all expensive. They holy crap. Yeah, how am I losing it? I think the camera body by itself with like the minimum like the bit minimum base configuration was like $95,000. Yeah, well, that's like with nothing the ones that I used I've been using this whole time on the channel We had two of them and it was a quarter of a million pounds for two Three sets and I was yeah in pounds, so imagine like 400. So if you had two of them Why didn't you ever you're gonna do any 3d stuff? I did I did for my job. There's no way I'm doing 3d for the YouTube does a 3d distribution?

I've got a giant rig with a big mirror and like Special glass with the mirror on the front. You have to spend money to make money, Gavin. Yes, not worth it. I thought you had to get the angle, right? What is it? The parallax? You need special glass to do it because most mirrors have the mirror underneath the glass,

but you need like a front, silver mirror. Like if you ever touch a mirror and then look at it like flat on along the glass, you can see like ghosting. You can see like two of the glass. But you can't have that for 3D, otherwise you see double images. flat on along the glass. You can see like ghosting you can see like two of them But you can't have that for 3D otherwise you see double images. So you need expensive glass I don't quite understand, but I'll take your word for it because it seems like you know what you're talking about I can't understand, but you're saying it with confidence So I know I never explain something to that extent he understands Yeah, if I make the effort to decide to explain it, I'll probably write it That is true. Yeah, that's expensive. Yeah, so you guys launched a Let's Play channel last week. Yep,

that's a good good. Doing great. It's like over 600,000 subscribers now. Yeah, I think we're like six, five, something like that. I'm just gonna irritate in there because I lost video. The Minecraft Let's Play got one, what, right out is like 1.3 million views. How irritating. Yeah. I'm in rage. That's less than 50%. That's less than 50% of the rich. You'll make a rich win.

Like I wish people would subscribe after watching it. Oh, I see what you're saying. I guess a lot of people watch on the phone or don't have accounts and stuff. How many people do you think that watch readers actually have YouTube accounts? Like does the average person who goes to YouTube to watch readers do they even have an account?

I would think no, no, no, no, no, no. I would think it's not for a bunch of entertainment. I would think the only reason you sign up for an account is to watch the videos do they even have an account? I would, no, no, no, no, like one or two stupid videos. And people love commenting too. So you need a guy. That's true. That's a good point. Everyone has Google commenting. But you still have to go through the effort of signing in. That is a lot of fun. But never signing in. If I'm not signed in, like I will not go and actively do it unless I want to see boobs. Nice. Like because it's like there's no reason to be signed in. Sure.

I guess I never comment though. Nice boobs. Nice. That's sweet, sis. Lovely. Yeah, I'm just pretty awesome because it's like, we don't know the exact ratio of like where the views came from. Like we have like 600,000 subscribers.

So it's like the 600,000 people watching twice or did like like Evans had a lot of people who aren't logged in watch it or mobile viewers watching stuff like that But you know it was it was really a big relief, you know to move minecraft Which has been on wrist teeth for 47 or 46 episodes, which is like almost a year because when we first launched minecraft It wasn't every single Friday that started like episode eight or something where it was every Friday We used to alternate different it was that early. Yeah. So it's been almost a year already and it's great to see that it got, you know, a million away from last week, following week, it's on a totally brand new channel and it's still as 1.4 million. So it's like people are looking for it anyway. That's good. Yeah, I was, I mean, that's definitely the concern when you move the content that people won't follow it.

Well, it's like a match of the game of thrones got put on a different channel. People would still find it and watch it. It's probably the same way with the Minecraft let's place. people watch it like a television show Game of Thrones is on a different channel. I'd be concerned because that means something's wrong Doesn't just actually go off HBO. Did you have like a Game of Thrones marathon this weekend? I watch the entire first season of Game of Thrones after seeing three episodes season three I was like I'd probably watch the rest of the show to understand what the hell's going on. It was awesome. So it's probably my favorite single season of any TV show. Yeah. And then Gavin let me season two that he had on pluray that's not open yet. Yeah I did a

single right by blue racing just never watch. I have no idea why I ever buy anything. You're gonna watch it though. Will I though Yeah, I hit my head. I am. Will I? Yes, you will He saved me like 40 bucks though Yeah, so did you see the third episode of season three? Was that last night? Yes, no, that was last. Did you see last week? Yes, I did she did and I must I know for being very awesome That's that that that that that that sucks though to see that and then go back and watch two seasons of the show knowing shit like that's gonna happen.

It's like never watch one off episodes or something. Like, oh I'm watching whatever. It's like, oh you never see who cares, it's like, but I might watch it. It's just a brief or I'm okay. It's so story heavy, I can't imagine just jumping in like that. It's not so much the brief or that I'm concerned about. It's like, when I go back to watch it, I'm gonna know what happened. It's like, ah, and then you're like looking at that one character, once it happened.

The thing is, is that I didn't understand anything when I watched those episodes. So I don't even really remember what happened in those first three episodes, or know any of the relation back to season one or two. I'll give you that, but when a guy gets his head cut off, he gets his head cut off. You're not going to have to see that. Yeah. There's a lot of shopping, a lot of murdering in a show. That's awesome. Very unexpected.

You made a good point about Game of Thrones and that Dronely wrote about getting attached to a character. Yeah, there's a bad thing. Yeah, I'm really worried about pictures. Yeah, that's the, yeah. I don't know who that is yet. Yeah. Why, just because it's getting some.

Like we haven't come to such an early game. It's not cool. You have like a gobly penis. I don't know what that, they have that whole discussion. Yeah, step-a-so No, have you seen the sea history episode? Yeah, the most recent one fiber hasn't I have no okay, we can't talk about it. It's cool down his pants in the gold light I don't say risteteep hit two billion views. She did hit two billion years

We have to hit one billion, which is crazy. 11 months. 11 months? That's less than a year. Yeah, that's a lot of views. Yeah, that is a lot. How long before three billion? My prediction was one month.

Three billion. Big extreme. Sounds logical. I don't know. It'll be interesting now with the Let's Plays moved off to their own channel, because it's less content. We could just add them and add them together and say, yeah, we did that. I don't know.

I don't think that's the way it worked. A lot of here. So what else have you guys been up to? What are you all working on? Can you talk about any of it? I'm pretty much working on it. Right now I'm doing the Let's Play for Wednesday. I'm doing this week's animated adventure.

Yeah. Is that all you're doing everything? After the DVD's done? We're working on like some special ones that are coming out later. What's the quickest you have a animated animated adventure? Oh, it's usually about three days. I don't know. What do you do the other four? The other four, it's working on the other stuff now.

It's like a day of obvious stuff. Have you seen any of the other stuff you work on? That's what the DVD will. Yeah. There's a DVD about it. I'm seeing you this over. I will say just like today, I was trying to edit something a Let's Play. And for like most of the Let's Play's we do, we have multi clips,

you know, because we record like a bunch of different screens. So the computer can only take so much to run like fucking four or five or six images at once Basically like in multi-clipping you combine all the files you sync them everything up So then as you're playing it back you can click the different screens and it will mark like okay for this part You this part you want Gavin screen this part you want you know Jeff screen or whatever and stuff like that But like my computer it's just like it's a little slow so it couldn't like handle it So it's like it would run four but it's stutter like every three seconds And I finally just like lost it that I was like I need this fix I need this fix

So like we looked at it and stuff like that and it was basically like my hard drive was just transferring it to slow Like it was just reading it too slow so I put a new one in and it's like three times faster than my old one So now like I was riding on a high of like my less play running smoothly So I used to edit the less-play sometimes in the back of the studio, because there's a better computer back there, so I'd go back there and do it. So, but back there is like, you know,

money and Ryan and Kerry, and they all have like 17 monitors for each of their stations, because like, you know, for sure. Because I made that. I mean, in a team of her at least, we all have two, we have the monitor, and then the television, you know, for Xboxes and stuff stuff So I just got off like the high of like my fucking let's play running smoothly. I was like it's time

And I'm like Terry. I want this monitor hooked up. So he's like I'll do it So he went and like found a cable whatever like all it is. It's seriously like I've been here almost two years Plug a wire in the back of the Mac plug a wire to the TV and it's done Yeah, and you can like move your editing over there and just work on two screens I did that and like for the last two hours, I've just been smiling in the office. Like I've been looking at Gavin and I'm just like, yeah, I'm really good at this guys.

But before the podcast, you don't have an advanced party to call me maybe. Yeah, that looks awesome. When I'm in the podcast, we have to. It's true, we do usually listen to that every time we're going to go on the podcast. So when we're setting up the podcast during the day, like on Monday, normally we'll have something on repeat playing in the studio

Just to test all the audio coming off the laptop and going into the mixer and for the past two weeks I've forgotten that we've had gentleman by side playing so when people tune in early to watch the podcast They probably just had that on repeat drilling into the Yeah, so you're welcome. I'm not a big fan of it. Really? Yeah, that's right. I didn't like it. I don't like it the first time I saw it, but it's really grown on me. It's not Stockholm syndrome. One of the worst things for me in my life is that you know, I get a song stuck in your head sometimes. And every now and then.

Every now and then. It's going as bad. Deep. Well, yeah, you get a song stuck in your head and it's annoying and it maybe lasts two or three days. Uh-huh. You know how that is. But I have this thing where if there's no song stuck in my head, I revert back to a bass song and ever since I worked on this music video for the chemical brothers that have you ever heard of them. Oh yeah.

But they just kind of have like very repressive music. I was on a music video for that. I think it was a three day shoot for one music video and they were playing the same song over and I think I heard it 500 times three day shoot for one music video and they were playing the same song over I think I heard it 500 times what song is it it I can play some of it. It's basically like a siren. I'll play some of it I can pull it up right here. Okay. What's it called? It's called swoon. Oh, don't I'm now whenever I don't have a song in my head In like deep down inside my brain. I'll just have like Always there I never thought that video has that except me where if I can't think of a song or don't have a song in my head it

goes to the most annoying song yeah yeah I think I'm permanently ruined because it was like extreme it was like punishment it was like water torture except in my ear hole with yeah So, let me just, I can't full screen it, Bren, I'm sorry. I'm just gonna skip to like the middle. Kevin Stewart! It's basically like, he does do that all the time. And I just go, Razon, and the whole song is like that, and it's so many times, and it's burned into my brain. If anyone has any recommendations for surgically removing a tune from your brain, I'm always the other thing. Literally because it's stuck in my brain.

I don't know if you've mentioned it on the podcast, but the other thing is like we sing all the time, especially you and Jeff, but we'll sing all the time in the office and we sing a shitload in the lights plays. So once came and she ups and you sing rainy newmen. Oh yeah. We sing all the time, have the song stuck in our head like forever, but then like it won't die because then like,

let's say it's Minecraft, Gavin will be editing it and then he keeps singing the song because he's listening to it. And then it will come out and we'll fucking sing the song because the video's out. So it's like one song will last sometimes

for like two and a half weeks. It happens all the time. It's a horrendous fight. It's awful. It is gonna be Newman. It's gonna beous fight. It's awful. It's awful. It's a bloody Newman. I mean, he's speaking of what? He's a successful dude.

Very successful. Does he think he's good? Does he know it's a jungle out there? Does he know that he sounds like someone who's been whacked? You can make fucking it all you want. And I agree with you. I'm not a fan, but he's super award-winning. Rang's one like a lot of Oscars, very prestigious.

Yeah, but it sounds like someone's like pulling out his brain cells. It's really. There was really, that one sounds like. I was sitting on the couch, he was in the team under office, and the close to door, and all six of them started singing, it's a jungle out there by Randy Newman,

the whole way through. Right, but to be fair, it was like a week and a half long affair that you just walked in so it was like one of us started singing yeah and the thing is like it's usually one person will go and like right when the chorus it's for other people to jump in it's like the one moment where everyone it's like it's like day man and signing you know you do that all the time yeah gather go day man There'll be silence and then four people go Yeah You have to say like that

I don't watch all of sunny. We talk about our fitness challenge. Oh, yeah, our fitness challenge. Let me uh, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's talk about a fitness challenge. I was gonna read the sponsor message, but fitness challenges It was more important because yeah, so Alan who's sitting over there in the dark, decided to challenge everyone in the company to lose weight, essentially. The Richitha is paying for employees that opt in to have a bod pod analysis, which analyzes their body fat, and then Richitha is going to pay everyone to lose weight or to reduce their body fat percentage. For every one percent, you lose, you get a certain amount. Yeah, and also for the number of puts and pull-ups you can do.

What's average body fat percentage? I don't know what average is, but... Did you get yours on you? Yeah, I got mine done this morning and I was in the excess fat category. It's not way. 23.9%. So I'm fat. Really? That doesn't sound right.

For a guy that's on the higher side. Yeah, so for a girl that's pretty low. For a guy I think 21 to 30% is'm fat. Really? That doesn't sound good. For a guy that's on the higher side. So a girl that's pretty low. For a guy I think 21 to 30% is excess fat. Like 11 to 20% is considered lean. So I want girl from lean excess fat. Yeah. Is that no middle ground?

Yeah, pretty much. You're lucky with your paper, you're like, I'm fat! No, I don't want you with paper, I said, I'm fat. So all you guys are fucked. But I'm really excited. Yeah, so the goal is to be in better shape before RTX. I'm surprised you're doing that Well, I was gonna start working on it anyway. I've been wanting to watch for like two years I was finally gonna get started If we're since the short with carry where I got my

Really look like I do I never see that was like it was music. I know I don't really look like I would do anything. I was like, it was music. I know. But at least you guys just hasn't got around the person yet. Oh, when you flash your belly button on the podcast. No, you were giving it a mic. Oh, god. You watch that video.

You're like, well, in like, 600 or 700 days, I'm going to de-stop. I'm going to die. And I did, didn't I? That was one of the last videos I think I saw before, like I started working here. Like when I was a while away from the video. I had no involvement with receive whatsoever

I remember seeing that video I'm not three-worn in this building three years ago Oh, maybe closer to two You know, good Yeah, two So yeah, anything else you want to add about the fitness challenge? I testism until Saturday, so I'm just I'm going crazy Yeah, that's what I did. My test was today

I just want to binge So I can get a head start and get fat and I can lose more I feel like and that's going around a lot of people have said that like I'm gonna binge gain weight then So the challenge is more people are gonna get fat in our People like half those people are just gonna gain weight and like fuck it. I'm fat. So is it absolutely gonna happen? It's absolutely to be like us. I I'm fat. So is it absolutely gonna happen? It's absolutely to be I don't know. I think so yeah, this gotta be like

Think about those more believe these people. Yeah, when you're like Like total arms and you're sitting in a bed. I know you can't go over 54 53% body fat. Like that's really bad. The machine that measures your body fat percentage is pretty cool I think it's called a bod pod. It's like you sit in this machine that looks like the like a little spaceship from 2001 Oh, yeah, you like sit in it and put you put a swim cap on you why did you get fired off into crypto? I mean it just like pumps air into it like they close it for like 40 seconds and you sit there And then they open it and they reset it and they do it three times and then it measures how much I'm gonna put it now. I'm gonna only if you want it it measures how much it's going to be. Anything up to butt.

No, I'll leave you on. What was the mayor of your butt I imagine? Huh? They didn't for you. No, it was just me. I did not opt for it. But we opened up a group to the community if they want to join and kind of follow along or participate themselves if you want to get healthy.

And if you want to tweet anything, it's hashtag fit the number four RTX. So it's fit for RTX. Your mic's way out of place again. Your mic's way out of place. And as Barbara said, there's the thing where you get a certain amount of money based on the percentage of fat loss, which is like mind blowing to me that a company would even be like, listen, fat asses,, wait and we'll fucking pay you. Like, how bad is it have to be?

And then there's like extra stuff like, you know, I don't know when it's gonna be if it's like at the end or whatever, but it's like how many pulps can you do? And how many push ups can you do? You get like money, pull up and push up. The rate based on the number is like the saddest thing I've ever seen in my life.

If you get like two, you get like three dollars. If you get more than one pull up, you get paid for every pull up after that. The amount, pull up is insane. Like based on like real life, but in this company, I asked Ray, and it's funny because like I want to talk to Ray as one of the people of like, you know, they were trying to figure out like, oh, how many pull up should we say you have to do and how much money should it be, whatever. He's like, wait, how many pull up should you do? I think I think Ray was like, I'm doing four or five. Ray did two.

So like, that two has been set, like for the whole company. So you've got to win. So he has the status of the business. Where did you go to do pull-ups in the office? Just went into the studio. They were like, oh, there's a little bit. There's a little bit.

What kind of idea do you do this kind or this kind? I don't know what he did, which is hot. You can do this. This is harder. You can do either one. You're not allowed to do the sideways. Apparently. Apparently.

That is the reason I was trying to get it to work out. Wow. That's absolutely, I wasn't pushing my gut out or anything. That was just me standing. So it looked pregnant. You know someone who has a flat stomach. All that organs are held in place. Because Joe's comes out.

Does that mean your stomach is moved forward? And the kid is not. Oh, my organs are. Yeah, I don't know. I don't want to think about that. They're like just rolling to the front. They're like slowly sliding down. I think you're a thing of beauty. What is it in your arms? Where's the new arms that makes you not be able to do another pull-up? Like when I've used my arms one tired. My body's then like well you're not doing that again for a while. Like what's the strength? It's the muscles

that have to pull you up. It's probably your shoulders right? Yeah but why can't why it's in your biceps I'd say, but why can't, why can't I- It was in your biceps, I'd say. Why, why does it fatigue so quick? I don't know. Because you're out of shape. Why haven't I done that many times? I could have even tried.

Zero. Probably. How many do you think you could do? My arm surgery's just liking it about doing pull ups. I don't see, see my thing is like, I'm not gonna lose shit because I'm lazy. Like, I haven't done the bod pod thing yet, but I'll probably do it.

And like, I doubt I'll do much to lose weight because like I didn't give a rat's ass about body fat stuff. I'll just do a bunch of pushups and pullups. Like I can do five now. So I figured two months, I could probably do 10. So if I actually try. Yeah, thank you.

Thank you. I'm going to be more than zero in the amount of time. I'm doing the one dust is fine. Oh, I was like, I need the face. It does, it does stuff like a face. I was like, I've got a cups You look like you have more than a cups beyond you think so Some like bees double-a. Yeah, I totally should have

Yeah, let's It's a good. Oh, let's just go do it the scientists in the Twitter stream are telling us to build up a black to gas heating your muscles Black to gas. Yeah, thank you scientists if we're in your muscles. I see here. Vlactic acid. Thank you, scientists. If we were able to do two, I would hope you could do at least three. Because we're a space scrawny. You could do two. You could do two. Right now.

On what? I don't think you could ever get over it. We could do them on the podcast set. I'm pretty sure that thing was just like it ripped down. He wasn't that expensive. No. No. That doesn't do.

I want to destroy that chair. Yeah. Oh, yeah, you pointed out how he wants destroy that chair. Yeah, with the table. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he pointed out how he wants to destroy it. Do you have to talk about what you and Jordan do every time you see each other? Well, I don't know how it started. I guess it was like a gradual thing.

They explained it. Well, it started as this random thing. And like, I would just be talking to you at the office. And then like, I'd be like, yeah, okay, yeah, we're talking. And then I would just like jump into your arms and say, cast me in, and then you would be like, whoah, they would just get you off guard. And I thought it was hilarious.

And then it like evolved in this thing where, if I walk out whenever I see you jump into my house. If I walk into the building, and you're like, walking down the hallway, and our eyes meet, it's like, oh, here we go, it's not. It's you, you go like this. Yeah, it's absolutely working. I've just got lunch, I'll be holding like a,

a sob, and then, you know, a drink. And I'll see him, and it'll caught me. I'll be like, I'm just dropping myself. It'll come for you I'm in a truth where it's like is he gonna sit down? Compiling all the security camera footage Yeah, like really lucky you went with Gavin because I would do it like five times and the last time back And you'd be dead. I mean you get the big

I don't trust you I jumped in the air Adam and you Yeah, like guys just jumped on the floor Yeah, it's weird I think my favorite time you guys did that was when we were at Dustin's party. Oh, God and you just like I thought you though. Yeah, you did sometimes I do Keele. Yeah, there's one where I came out of the bathroom when you were at the fridge getting water You just looked and you're like god damn it And then you got me so I called them out and They totally emailed me back

People it worked so thank you cartoon night over people the power of of live internet how they come to ATX now oh we'll see we're not ready for any of these announcements what happened to the honey it's not there anymore the honey's got maybe burning to get with him he's like he's traveling he's like this is my road honey let me let me read this I'm gonna read this Gavin or Gavin Brendan what I Gavin, Brendan, I'm going to write this. What I remind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by audible.com, the Internet's leading provider of audiobooks, with more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature, and featuring audio versions of many New York Times best sellers. For our listeners, audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out

their service. One audiobook to consider is the Godfather. For a free audiobook of your choice, go to audiblepodcast.com slash Rooster Teeth. That's audiblepodcast.com slash Rooster Teeth. I have personally not read the Godfather, but Brandon was talking about it nonstop as the book I should recommend this week, and about how different it was from the movie. Brandon talks about the book about that nonstop, and he's gone on. I haven't read the book either, but he's gone on how like one of the women in the book has a giant vagina.

You know, she needs to get like vagina shrinkage surgery and I don't see how that ties into Godfather at all and it confused me. Oh, and I'll see what they can do. A giant day expects it only satisfied. Yeah, right. Their brand is like, what are you talking about? We're talking about the Godfather. The dude is the thing.

You're the one that told me this. Instead of read the fucking book. I was waiting for one of you to just be like, what are you talking about? We're talking about the Godfather, the dude with the thing. You're the one that told me this! Instead of read the fucking book. I was waiting for one of you to just be like, I know that feel, bro. Oh, but apparently I just got a text from Lincey that Holly stole the honey. Wow, absolutely. Why would you steal the honey?

Yeah, we'll put it back. We have put it back, you're doing it. You're not still drinking it. It's not you, honey. It's a set. It's not like I take that Xbox home and play with it. Is she in the back? She's do probably out there fucking drinking honey right now She's not coming out. So maybe she's not here. No. Yeah, she's in there. Oh, oh, oh, we're talking to the

No, it's awkward Bort So I know I just sent the email to sit there So I know I just sent the email to the Sir Brandon's telling me stuff that I just talked about Is he watching this part? Is he on the delay? What the fuck is he watching?

He's like watching something else on the side of the working You know something There's not much of a delay on this podcast between what we say and what goes live I think it's only like a five second delay Do you have one of those that might Buttons if something There's no point Yeah, there's no need to oh What the fuck's gonna happen? Yeah, what's the worst thing? Like what a puzzle to a penis novel

I'm saying that's probably the worst I mean this or a murder it wouldn't you probably would be the worst yeah The worst would be like if like a semi came barely to me Awesome happens would be awesome if someone came in if it if an assassin came in to me But over there That would be awesome Yeah, it happens would be awesome If someone came in If an assassin came in Just black to soul with a pistol If it was all that they emailed us

I know what they said I saw it Holy shit He's still telling you He's still talking Man, I'm just talking about it I was looking so bad We should just mute his feed

And he could just cut to the camera as well. You know we have that studio camera set up so we can spy on them but we never ever cut through it. Wait, he wants to try and spy on them right now. I like it when I'm watching the trailer. So we can see them even if we don't have that feed going out to the internet. I'm totally just sitting there. I totally just sat right there. We don't have that feed going out to the internet Holy is totally just that right there Give us our honey back

She's not gonna do it alright fuck them Oh shit, I fucked up that to you I thought I had been ticked over well you do okay there. Oh Technology Take over well you do okay there. Oh Technology These are fucked up. I got to just locked everything and now just changing all the TV channel No, that's the live stream. Oh, we cut to that. Oh, I'm them They get the mail to stop that fucking give you sign language. What's he doing? Talks? Oh, yeah, we can hear you What?

People are yelling at me to tell you shit. I'm just doing what I'm told. Who is telling you what to do? Lindsay? Oh, I don't know. And you're watching something out. Oh, you're right here. Okay. Oh, God.

All right. So I had one of the best streams in my life the other night. I was really tired and I got hit from work. We're taking an alpha brain because I can segue that real easy? No, I got it. I got it. Feel free to. Wasn't on alpha brain, but I got home from work and it was 6pm and I fell asleep and I slept all through the night. And I woke up, well I woke up at 4 to take a piss and those hours after I took a piss I had to lose the dreams man.

Really? Every dream I was totally aware of it. There was one dream where I didn't see anything that made me figure out it was a dream I just knew and I was walking down the street and I was like, my brain is just generating this street right now. This isn't anywhere. My brain is making this happen. And I was like, I wonder if I could generate my own street.

And all of a sudden I saw my house, I'm just walking down the street and my house is like, I wanna generate my backyard now. So I went around there and it made it all. I around like, I want to generate my backyard now. So I went around there and it like made it all. I said, this is wicked. And I found out that I could trick it by moving too fast. Like if I wanted to trick it, like if I wanted to look the other way, my brain quickly have to come up with something. But it wouldn't make anything in my view. So say I whip my head over here, it'd be like a flat piece of ground with nothing

on it. But then if I like put a wall in between me and the thing, and then look back around it would have changed. I was like, what is my brain doing? It's like a video game. Yeah, it was like my car. It was only generated when I couldn't see it generating. So I could like do it, I could trick my brain into doing it. And then when I woke up, I realized that it wasn't my house at all. It was like, you thought it was your house?

I thought it was my house in the dream. So I knew it was a dream, but all the facts were wrong, but it was kind of weird I was like, so it's pretty similar to real life for you Yeah, I was walking around I don't know what data was. I was equally confused. I don't know what data was but like Oh God, is that follow up? I think I heard there's an alarm going on It's a warning in the next building so someone's being robbed right now speaking Speaking of the worst possible thing, it's like every show. The other thing was, I don't know what day that was, but you came in and you said you went home,

you went to sleep at six o'clock, and you essentially slept all night. You got up to the pitch, went back to bed. You came in the work the next day, and all Gavin was talking about was how tired he was. He was like, I am not good. I'm just like, I'm exhausted, man. I mean, dreams I had. It's because every dream was like a two-hour adventure and I had like 18 dreams

Yeah, he says like 36 hours of it. He was like I had 26 dreams. Yeah I was like like that I stole the cost so I thought the dragon I rescued like nine princesses So you have a lucid dream and that's what you dream about? No, that wasn't one of the lucid ones That was one of the other I just woke up like I could write a book on my fetches that night. Is that like a British thing? Like you're a knight? Like starry night? I don't even have to do anything about a fucking castle or killing a dragon.

I'm a d&d. I'm a dungeon dragon's nerd. I've never dreamt about killing a dragon. Even though the game is over, I'm just watching. No. Have you ever been a hero in your dreams? Oh, you just like... Maybe? You just got... I'm much more imagining guys would be like stupid kid and like kick a baby. Getting, well, you just like, maybe, just us. I'm much more imagining guys would be like stupid kid and like kick a baby,

getting away with stuff. Yeah, dream about watching TV and stuff. Just like, no, that'd be sweet. That is sweet. If like, you could actually watch shit that came out. Every member now, I did when I we first started taking the alpha brain, I had that dream about far cry three, but being like the, oh, yeah, antagonist to far cry three. Spina, which what's that thing that's coming out? I can see people We're starting to take the Alpha brain. I had that dream about Far Cry 3. Well being like the protagonist of Far Cry 3. So you know which what's that thing that's coming out? Can you see people keep talking about it?

Yeah, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon? Blood Dragon, what is that? It's like, I believe, Ray knows way more about it. Because he's like on top of the game, isn't it? What's that? Oh yeah, one of the 80s action heroes, I don't know, I don't know what his name is exactly. I think it's an Xbox Live arcade game and it's essentially like they're using the Far Cry 3 engine but it has nothing to do

with Far Cry 3. It's essentially like an over-the-top ridiculous 80s action movie in a game where you're using the Far Cry 3 engine. So it's like there's like dinosaur, gunshots, something like that. Everything's all like neon and like fucking insane like it looks like a lot of fun I want to play that and essentially they just like like I saw them whereas nothing to do with far cry 3 at all They just called it far cry 3 blood blood dragon. I would much rather play that the fuck right it looks awesome It looks really really cool I want people I guess part was in April fools joke because I think they announced it on April 1st But it looks really cool right and Jeff are really excited. I played a shit out of far cry 3

I don't think I played any of the DLC though like I felt like I don't know how they incorporated the DLC But I felt like I had achieved everything on the island like I don't lock everything I'd seen everything was like what can possibly be added and at this point to go back and like nothing was a challenge anymore It's not like all the skills unlocked and It was a really fun game. I spent a lot of time with and I haven't revisited so get battle block theater No, I didn't it's a really fucking fun game is it it is funny shit I felt like I that's like a game there's Holly with the honey it's about time where the fuck was it yeah it's of that long to get from the next room was

you going to start the alarm did you see the alarm there's it fuck did you manage that what alarm the one of the we can hear the alarm from the studio all the way over here. It does do that. Like how she's been quiet. Why the hell is the alarm set? We're gonna get on the greets. What the fuck? Did you go up to like a sprinkler and get a lighter? Did you go get an adult? It's like the alarm that you set off if you open the door and the alarm's on. It's not an idea. Actually alarm. That's the alarm. I thought that was so far away, piercing. That we could be out. It's loud as fuck. No, alarm. That's the one where it's like, I thought there was so far away appears to me.

That's the loudest fuck. No, there's sirens on the outside. Yeah, but still, we're really far. We're not really far. Yeah, we're pretty far away. We're not far away. The sirens on the outside of the building. Yeah, I ran to go get the honey,

and I guess no one's over there. And the alarm went off. I didn't know the code. And so Cara came and turned off the alarm. It's 16,'s 69 69. How much of the honey did you drink? What is it? You didn't drink honey.

I'm not the only one who was using it. We were out of honey over there last week. It was raining and Jen told me to come over here and get the popcorn. Who? Name names. Jen. No, who else was eating the honey? I don't know.

I don't monitor. You said it was at a feed. This is my query. that was eating the honey i don't know what my query if there was no honey and i had to go like to another building to get honey i just wouldn't have honey who needs honey that much what do you put honey in

tea about it i bring that shit over here i think i was cooking honey i'm All right bring that shit over here. I think I was cooking I'm gonna cook with honey. Yeah What else do you use it for? It's like it's worth this for said dressing now. It's like totally empty and Zoom in on the honey so much better now. I hope the cook I mean did the cops show up? Yeah, I'll be here Won't be here that like the police station's literally like two buildings down. Yeah, it's like 50 feet away

Look out the window and they're like now they're fine. Yeah, I think I I won't get a security over there. Never mind when I'm security In the old in old downtown office a few years ago when I was around I went there one weekend because I was working on reverses blue and I needed to get some work done over the weekend. Get off me. And I need a code but I messed it up and I think I didn't know how to re, because you know when you make the wrong code you have to press the button to do it again. And I didn't know that bit so I was like well I've messed up the code and the thing was like good, and was getting longer. I was like the alarms good

I was looking around for where the actual thing was and it was like right about Because it was right above the thing wasn't it so like I was looking up and the beep was getting out I was like oh, oh, I just went It's like ear piercingly loud. I know like within two minutes. There were armed cops at the door. I was like You know, I'm just I'm doing from England. I'm just hanging out with my friends today. They were actually, they just didn't care. They were like, you know, the code was like, yeah, and they operate and they're like, all right, see you later. That's funny. It was really scary though. So I have a question for you guys. Sorry to change the subject

completely. If you're texting a girl that you're interested in and she doesn't respond, how many texts will it take that you send her with no response? No. Until you get the idea that you're going to. Which girl did you text? Who didn't respond to you? No, someone's texting me. If I said. And I'm not responding. You should respond with, I'm not interested. You will never see two of my bubbles in a row. Like if I say, if I say something, they didn't respond. I thought that was like typical. Yeah. 37. 37. Yeah, 37 Look here see if I have two bubbles in a row Gavin. We don't text very often you

Two bubbles in a row. I'll give you like it might be two separate conversations I'm talking about with a girl like not just like casual text. I'm talking like a girl texting like every text is like a thing Yeah, right. I could have a day to that's usually you said a row right here my friend I would have go to what I'm like how you doing baby I sent you that I was drunk my eyes are green love walks on the beach prefer cats over dogs yeah it is and I sent you oh dude what was that what you send in I was really drunk. I was really drunk. I was really drunk. I was really drunk. I was really drunk. I was really drunk. I was really drunk.

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Let's see. Since April 13th. So over 9 days six texts. To be okay. So what was the interaction with this dude like where'd you like was it at a party or was it like just you in hand? Was he still at the side of the red room? We're in the room. Yeah. I met him downtown and then again at Woodrow's. Okay.

Actually, I think we're there when I was talking to him. I wasn't. Oh yeah, okay. I was. It's just some random guys. I had seen before and then we bumped into each other again Bump now I think that's yeah, I think By that point should be in the hint or you should say plus that Top texting that dude was there with a late. Why don't you give him your number then yeah, that was

That was yeah, that was great Really Jordan you're like a smooth creature. Do you actually go for girls or do you let the girls come to you? Like would you text a girl like to start a conversation? Yeah, I mean, so you make effort. Yeah, you got it. What are you digging today? Not a girl to make a conversation?

Yeah, come on. Come on, I don't want to hear about girl stuff. I will say, I will. You make the topic about what you're reading. But you want it. I was like, yours is Barbara and I and I oh wait and Enter Interesting Um, I remember that and like Lindsay and I were there and it was just Barbara

So this is the three of us and she went to the bathroom and on her way back like she stopped and was talking to a dude I'm like Lindsay now we're watching and it was probably like five minutes. Maybe you're talking like a few minutes And we were like oh man like Barbara's totally fucking trapped and I was like should we save her? I was I was tempted to like texture, you know or some shit like that or just call her And I like I got to go but like she said that she knew the guy and she's like oh, I know the guy from so and so I met him before or whatever so I was like oh it's cool. Whatever but apparently that was a mistake Yeah, because now I got the wrong idea, so I was like, oh, it's cool, whatever. But apparently that was a mistake. Yeah. Because now I got the wrong idea.

But he was there with a chick. So it was like, oh, but maybe he was his sister. Should have given him the wrong number. I've had a party once with Gal. I was like, I just, I just switched to numbers. I would say after like, when did you say you started sending you like April, what? Well, he was testing something. I stopped responding April 13th.

Okay, so that was over a week ago. Yeah. He hasn't gotten the hint yet, but I think like after a week, you can be like, relax bro, you know, just like, and do you just like, after a week, do you ignore them forever? No, yeah, you gotta say something.

You gotta say, what point do you say something? I can't say something. I can't say it. Well, I could see like, if you got six in a day, then it'd be like, relax bro, chill the fuck out. But like, she got one, it's like, oh, maybe I'll get the hint, I'll ignore it. But it sounds like, I mean, that's almost a week ago.

He's pretty much saying, it hasn't been like one a day, or is it like, it's like one of the two days. It's a weird, it's a weird joke. When was the last one? Was it right now? No, yeah, that's what made me bring it up. Right. Probably should like put the brakes on that.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You might murder me. I'm sorry. Yeah. You're gonna come across like a dick either way it doesn't matter yeah you can't help being asshole what's his use it tell him to sign up for an account with a free sponsorship so

you can break up with him every day I struggle sorry Barbie lover 69 69 That's a good name, yes, that's joy. It's mercy count Here let me let me read this thing What are your mind everyone that this podcast is brought to you by on it and their flagship product alpha brain If you go to on it dot com slash gaming you can use promo code rooster at checkout to get up to 10% off of your order Alpha brain of course is their new aic. It's fully balanced. It has a lot of things that it does, but the thing I'm most interested in that I use it for is a heightened dream state like you were talking about. And it gives some people lucid dreams. I've been taking it for quite a while. I

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That's a good view. No, well, it's got a lot of vitamin B in it as well. And I know someone emailed me, like when we first started doing the Alpha Brain spots, he's like, you really should tell people not to make sure they don't take more than four to 24 hour. And I'm like, why would I? Yeah, the damn box on the damn box to only take two. He's like, I took, it has way too much vitamin B and like I had muscle crapping. I was like, well, you're a fucking

man. You took like trouble. Oh, gosh, I cannot be watching. Yeah, you're stupid. If you're fucking idiot, I guys like, I guess it's like, it's just that I couldn't instructions in the world. It's like, so too casual on on the subject on it. Is there anything that you're gonna take to get your pump on like when you work out? Is there like yeah God what's it called it's Strong bone or something like that. Yeah, so new mood is there Most times for yeah bone density. There is one for working out. It's like immune tech and something else. Immune tech.

Immune tech. Immune tech. Yes, there is one for working out. I don't remember when I thought, I've never worked out in my life. What are you gonna use it? Are you gonna give it a whirl? That's a good point.

You should give that, Gus. I should check it out. I'm trying to like, you know. You know, today when we went, when I went to the gym for the bod pot thing was the first time I'd ever been in a gym in my life. I've been I've been there like twice. I don't think I've ever been to a gym in your life.

Yeah. Wow. So that's how like how far behind I am in this. You're going to start going to a gym for a whole channel. No, what do you mean? You don't have to do that. Jim. Uh huh. You know those things.

Sex. What do we will do? Yeah. I'll start. I'll start jacking off a lot I move my hand I move my whole body So you know those things you can pull on your muscles and it does less you can pull on your muscles and it does a lot of it. What is that?

It's almost like a electro-jock. And it basically like, now it zaps you and what it makes the most of your muscles. That doesn't do anything. It does actually help you get toned. Fuck if I know. I mean, the infomercial say it does. So I doubt it's true.

So could I just sit there and play in video games and eat and get in shock, eat and crap? Just to let you get in myself. Now that's all bullshit bobber says no well they're not gonna say electric yourself because that means dying to know you can let you suffer not die i don't think i think that electrician is death

isn't it it's pretty severe i will say that so we use shock yourself then okay so could you set up like some kind of system where like if you're playing a video game and if you die every time you die You get shocked like that's your hard work

It's like one it makes you better at game and two you're working out at the same time You really working out you Commercial I guess that yeah, you'd be in cover the whole time You never die that the car in GTA you'd always slowly pull up and then get out properly Come over and be like you still on the second level I'm so covered I looked over that why won't fuck that now look it over there again All right, so

Jordan Yeah, all right, uh-oh, I feel like really I don't like where this is going I just like I just Like what you'll take me kids With the ladies All the work for you To like to like sexy ladies. I mean picking ladies up. Yeah, which initial the initial getting them to be Interested in your genitals. They're probably probably like they they already got to be interested in the

you just like you know smooza m and for them and then smooza m and then and then by you over to the place and you do the fun stuff that's smooza the jordan's weird technique that's how it's done so you basically this is your opener.

You dress well and look good. And that is the equivalent of you going, Hey, baby. He was the charming fella. He is my opener, baby. Are you into this? You're funny. Yeah, right?

If it's not being a dude. Yeah, it's awful. Yeah. And how much do you have that pressure on you to pick up girls? Dude, it's not that easy. That's why I drink. That's why I drink. Especially when you text a girl six times over nine days,

you know what I mean? That's the worst. That's why I never did it. And I was just like, eh, whatever. I was set to live like a single my entire life. Because like, my whole thing was like, I, my old job, like I worked for a guy who was single like in his 40s. And he had like the perfect like bachelor pad and everything.

And like, he had nephews who were like teenagers stuff so that was kind of his outlet for kids. He didn't want kids or anything like that. And I was just like, I'm going to be you. We're like, it wasn't at all like home lonely. It was like, this is awesome. I'm all by myself. You know, I don't have to do anything like that. Anybody tells me whatever.

And that's what I got when I moved here and I had my own apartment. I'm like, oh, this is great. You know, blah, blah, blah. And then I just met Lindsey and it's what I got when I moved here and I had my own apartment and I'm like, oh this is great, you know, blah blah blah blah. And then I just met Lindsay and it's pretty much like, she latched onto that. I was like, oh this will work. Well like a leech. No, not like a leech.

That's more like a leech. No, I'm like a leech. I'm like a pre. She jumped into that mindset of just like, eh, so it's like, I live with someone, but it's like the perfect relationship where it's like, I feel like I don't live with anybody. It's just like hanging out with a buddy all the time.

That's cool, it should be. And then you fuck every now and then. And then we fuck a lot. And then we fuck a lot. What? Isn't Carrie gonna move into the apartment of you? What? Carrie's gonna be your neighbor.

I'm not disclosing where Carrie lives. Okay, Barbara, it's a little inappropriate from the past. I'm not disclosing where or carry lives. Okay, Barbara. It's a little inappropriate. I bet you're saying. So we went and looked at at Obviously we're we're we're gonna be movie studios. So we've outgrown this one and we went and looked at one a few days ago And Monti went and looked at it and he was so in love with it that he went to the nearest department complex and got like a stack of brochures Yeah, I brought them back for everyone at the office. He was so in love with it that he went to the nearest department complex and got like a stack of brochures. Yeah. And brought them back for everyone at the office. Yeah.

Because he was so, so, so I live close to the office, right? And mind the same thing, like, like, he, he, he said he got the stack of brochures and he had them on the table and he kept telling us like, oh, you know, we're going to check out the new building, but we'll be a lot. I'm going to hit you in the next. Um, he's like, oh, when did you, you know, like when's your lease up? And I'm just like, oh, I just actually just like got a new lease, you know, and I just renewed it like not too long ago.

He's like, oh, that's so, so I'm like, Monty, I can, I can make the 10 minute drive. It was just like the mindset was like, no, you have to move. Yeah, you know, you got to break your lease. The thing with Ray is Ray is shit out of luck because Ray has to be like within walking distance to the building because he doesn't drive and he doesn't ride a bike. So he's like you should have a bike. Nope. You don't know how. I'm not how to ride a bike. So there should be an RT life. He needs to do it. He doesn't know how to ride a bike. He's like, oh, I don't know. He doesn't know how to swim. I know he never ever

ever ever go swimming. So that's why he just sits on the side of the pool and we go swimming. Yes, but he's only done that like twice. Like Ray's come come to the pool less like two times out of the 5,000 times we went to the pool. And both times he just sat in the lawn chair and fully, like fully closed. Like, like jeans in a t-shirt, not even like a bathing suit. Just like texting the old time like, so I'm going to hang out. So I don't know if he can't swim or not, but I don't think he, I think he can because he's been open about it. I go, I can't ride a bike, I can't drive a car. But he's like, shitting himself over where the new building is.

Because if it's not within walking distance, he's boned. We need to get into a ride every day. Yeah, it's to live in the same apartment complex as someone else who works here. But it's a car. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, well, you're fine.

You're fine. You're fine. Yeah, I was just saying before we get too far off the Ray top there. Oh my god. We need to discuss his hair. His hair cut is like the worst thing of it. So he falls asleep. Well He said that's a normal thing. So yeah, full sleep. Well, it's never heard about that

I've never done that one I've wanted to fall asleep before does anybody fall asleep in a haircut who does that I would say especially like maybe sometimes you'll go Maybe you're drunk or whatever it's like It's boring but he tweeted that it was a terrible haircut. I didn't believe it was like whatever I didn't even click a picture and then my wife was like oh my god Just house and I was like to these guys. I was like did you guys see raise haircut? Both of you are like no his head looks like if you shaved your beard Then licked the top of your thumb and put it in your shavings and then put your thumb back up

That's another thing! He's thumbing on it! He's thumbing with a handkerchief. It's pretty awful, it's pretty awful. He should either start with a picture of it, it's pretty awful. It's like he should either start wearing a hat now or just get it, buzzed, cut, man. He should just get it shaved off, but you know what? He looks like a St. R. R. R. 3 character

It was like my dude and see it's right right right posted the journal about it and then that got linked on the Resteed subreddit obviously and like a bunch of people like oh it's not that bad anyone says not that bad You're fucking in you're full of shit. You're in it. It's awful. No, it's fucking awful And that's why Ray made a journal entry about it. Because it's like, Ray isn't the most, you know, like, it's not like the insecure person ever, he isn't give a fuck. But even Ray was like, I'm gonna throw it out there first before anybody sees it.

This is fucking awful. Yeah, but people say they have a bad haircut. You're just like, people have bad haircut. Right. People saying it's not that bad. It's fucking bad. But also people are like, oh, you can just gel it up. And that Ray is never gonna do anything to his hair I will tell you that right now that guy will not take the time to buy it a bottle of fucking gel to put it in his hair so

he has solid hair but I'm saying he's not gonna do that's way ever done anything with his hair absolutely no absolutely not he wakes up he takes a shower he comes to work and his hair is the way it is he doesn't even try it every day we're the same shirts every day. But, the thing is, he doesn't even fuck. I think I know what I was a little bit brain damage this morning. We had the Monday meeting where everyone in the company huddles around and we will talk about stuff. And whenever I locked eyes with Ray, I would just burst out laughing.

Like a serious conversation. I just couldn't look at him. He looks ridiculous. He looks very ridiculous. How are you feeling? Right now? You were pretty hungover earlier. No, yeah, I'm good. How are you feeling? Right out. You were pretty hungover earlier. No, yeah, I'm good.

You're good now? Yeah, I mean, I have the dog in the back. Gavin, I was using another thing. Let's throw it out there. As far as like an English-American thing. So, I don't have my work email connected to anything outside of work. So I just check it on Monday through Friday. So I came in this morning and I was going through my emails

and I had the email from you saying, hey, you know, do you want to be on the podcast? And I looked at the list and it was obviously the four of us. So I look at Gavin and I was like, oh, hey, you know, did you see the podcast line up? And he's like, yeah, I can't be bothered with the podcast. I was like, what is that? What does that mean? What do you mean, can't be bothered? And he's like, he's like, I'm just too tired. I'm just too tired. Like, I'm really, I'm really hungover. I'm too tired. I can't do it. And he's like, I'm too bothered. It's, you know, that's a bother. But you take that to meet a different thing.

No, I don't take that to meet a different thing. I take the thing and exactly what it means. So I was like, oh, okay. And then I just didn't reply. And then during that said meeting, that's when you said, someone was like, who's the one for the podcast? And you're like, oh, it's Barbara, Jordan, Gus, Gavin, and Michael hasn't replied yet.

And I was like, oh, I'll do it. And I said to Gavin later, I was like, you said you couldn't be bothered with it. And he's like, yeah, but, yeah, oh I'll do it and I said to Gavin later I was like you said you can be bothered with it and he's like yeah, but you know I'm gonna do it I'm gonna I mean I'm not doing absolutely what it means I can't be bothered with it means I'm too busy I'm too important to like he's like can't be bothered with it means like you know I don't want to do it but I will do it I'm like that's absolutely not what it means not what it means I mean it's like man I will get a bed ah

Right but that's not what you said you said I can't be bothered with it I Can't be bothered with it means no I don't have the time. I'm not gonna do it right absolute definition for it Yeah, if I didn't do all the things I can't be bothered to do I wouldn't don't even bother get up That doesn't mean any sense Just saying it's just you're saying words that makes sense that can't be bothered with it as I can't be bothered to get up You can get up, but that means you can be bothered with it. You think it's not done it. It's wrong

Ashole you're saying it wrong. I can't be bothered with mean something you're not gonna do at all But you can't be bothered with the fit challenge and then you don't do it. That's it. Yeah Well, I mean some stuff doesn't happen. Does it? Yeah Yes, some stuff doesn't Have a very good So this afternoon he came up Gavin came up to me through a chocolate gold coin at my dick and was like, let's not do the podcast today. Yeah, I was like, let's not do it.

And then I had seven levels and I did you guys do it? Yeah, we're doing it right now. We can't be bothered with it. We can't be bothered. I'm extremely bothered. But I said, what level of G would you use? It's like, there's a thing tonight, but I don't feel I doing it. I don't feel like doing it. I don't feel like there's a thing tonight but I don't feel I do it I don't feel like do it but that means you're not gonna do it that to me means more that's not like it is not a commitment

what you're trying to convey is like I'm not looking forward to it there yeah there you go I was not looking for it's like you can't be by what you're speaking in paradox like people are ready to turn down my microphone because I'm about to freak out. Like it doesn't make any sense what you're fucking saying. It makes no sense. You don't want to be bothered with it. No, even that's too much.

No, I can't. I'm bothered by that. I was just like, I'm not bothered by it. It's going to be if you enjoy it. No, no, no. I'm always excited to do the podcast. But I'm hungover over. I'm tired. Right says that's like oh man podcast and it's gonna be rough You know like yeah, it's gonna be and here's why but I'm gonna do it like oh

Nah, I can't be bothered with that. So what you picture me just be like I'm just like doing it What I forgot to email you about the podcast and you took off Yes, yes, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So am I on the pub? If I was on the USA, you would have to say that's true. I do it. I do it. I guess I'm not on it, and I just show off. I do appreciate that. I didn't realize I had an email that I went to like five that day. I was like, oh shit.

Yeah, whatever you're gone. I was like, you're gone. There's like 501 and you were gone. Whenever you send emails after five, I will never reply until Monday. I think that was the podcast where it was me, Miles, and Monty, when Gavin was supposed to be on there. In my back. I always forget to set a cast until like Sunday.

You're like, oh shit. And then a lot of people like you, they don't check email till they come to work. So it's a pain in the ass. Social is not really something you have to like mentally prepare for. So I'm gonna stay late and get drunk. Yeah, I'll do it.

So Lindsay, if you could take over booking everyone, that'd be great. Thanks. That's done great. I never ever went by again. I would check my emails at home if Jack didn't ruin my email address. I get so much spam and people send me songs and stuff

that it uses up all my data plan if I have email on my phone. What about your laptop? I mean, what about white stuff? If you had your phone at home, you're on my phone. What about your laptop? I mean, what about Wifi? If you had your phone at home, you're in a mess. I mean, I'm really on my laptop with a weekday. Yeah, I'm the weekday's out at home within Wi-Fi range. Yes, that will be a viable course of action. I mean, up there.

Yeah, but there's a lot of time I'm not in Wi-Fi, and I'm just using up my, you know, if every email's 12 megs, I'm going to use it up really quickly. Okay, but on Wi-Fi, it doesn't matter I know it. I know it's a wife, but you most of the time you are Would you sleep down with all the email? I don't want the email either. I don't care What did Jack do? I don't care what it can't be bothered Jack said I don't want to say because people get it down to it Okay, never mind. It was what the hell was it? No, like I'm it was like a mega 64th He basically broke my email. Yeah, there's a thing with like mega 64. I think this is what you're talking about

Said Jack's email like in a video to fuck him over and like flood his email email and then Jack Took all that made a video out of it But then that one mind he'd done over him saying Gavin's email and put it in there and fucked his email up the butthole every cent so like everyone signed me up for every mailing list ever which is okay but in the future they say oh an email three of your favorite songs so now I get three songs with every email replace that can I offer a suggestion yeah Yeah. We can change your email address.

I would love that, because then I could use email again. He's figuring it out right? So, I'm saying that with three favorite songs to Gavino at Ristartee.com. Doesn't actually work. No, no, no. We'll change it. We'll change it to something else. Did you use your email number one, two, three at Ristartee.com?

No. What? I said, did you use your full name for your? Yeah, you know, why would we tell him? I'm a dummy. I'm really nervous. I'm gonna Like Gavin No, no comment. All right. You just want to talk about it doesn't want to talk about it. It gets nervous It's all climbing. Yeah, I love asking you What's your tactic with the ladies? What do you do to always come back?

What's your tactic with the ladies? What do you do to always come back? Like you know step one get as drunk as I'm just terrified of all the girls in that is that I just have to get really like This is this is it's a two step program Whatever yeah Step one, get really drunk and ask the girl out. Usually by text or Facebook. I'd be like, you don't have to be a stage by text. No, no, no.

In a blind contact. I'd be like, hey, you and me, let's go for some bevs. And I'll be like, yeah, let's go for some bevs. Job done. They'll sober up and wait a few days. Then we'll go out. And then I'll get really drunk again. But they said yes.

That means they're interested. Why don't we have to get drunk? Because why am I going to sit there quietly and talk to them and then not do anything? That's exactly what I'm going to say. I'm going to ask them that. Why are you really in talk to them? Yeah.

Sounds like a date. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. Yeah. We're going to be bargo on a date with a girl. We're going to feed the bitch, we're gonna be the girl. We're gonna feed the bitch! It gets to the point where... Alright, it gets to the point where...

Now especially now that we're older and stuff. Oh, I should have. And we're not like six to the older. Yeah, it gets to the point where a girl just wants to have a move made on her, right? Does she? Yeah. But a move on a confirm. On the first day, yeah.

So you expect a guy eventually to make a move. Well, I'll make the move. On the first day, I don't expect a guy eventually to make a move. I'll make the move. On the first day, I would do you expect a guy to make a move? Roll reversal. Depends what you mean by move. Kiss. Let's make out. Make out.

Lean in. Have a little bit of. No, I don't expect to make out with a gun for a state. All right, well, whatever. I, they mean. Just full penetration. Why? They want me but don't kiss me.

No, I can't. The fear of rejection is so strong when I'm so, but I would never make a move. This full penetration. Why? It wasn't me but it kissed me. No, I contacted. The fear of rejection is so strong when I'm sober that I would never make a move. I have to have like six strings. I have to stop working. And you need to drug it too. That's how I'm like, seriously, I do like eventually you'll get over it because I kind of had the same thing.

So you can do a sober. Yeah. I'll do it. How the hell is that fucking comedy? It's fucking dark in this but like that like what they want to know into it what they say not you know

you know i don't know what you're gonna be like man how do i make this person i don't know i wouldn't know the house between you all of the women you've turned down right like all of them they've moved on that's true he got my hair

it's been standard to probably very low gathered to go on a date recently we We won't say any details, but did you? What? I can't really drunk Went to a bar and then the next money woke up with a stamp and I don't remember going anywhere where they had to stamp your arm so Yep, that's how drunk I got so great. How do you how can you be sure that the person you're you know trying to go out with is even like attractive at that point? Well, because you remember the important base. You remember if you made out so do you identify the person and then that's the one and then get drunk? Yeah, but you don't

Well, I'll never just make a move on the stranger. You usually be like I'll Oh, yes, I thought you're gonna say I'll stalk them a little bit. You call stranger danger, you're calling guys instead of a meeting. But that's enough. How do you arrange that within not being a stranger? I don't know what that means. Like they're a stranger at some point.

Yeah. I mean you play the slow game for like six months and that's okay. Oh yeah, okay. Is playing the long con. I guess. And then you just keep coming back to that same bar for six months. All right, so embarrassed. Yeah, I know.

I was good. You like it. You like it. Why should people ask you to do it? If you get rejected. Someone said they would drive from Houston, Austin tonight to date you. Oh, look at that. Yeah, they're fat. He looks handsome The fat

The most shit and get them like to get people riled up the most oh, yeah shit and get them like to get people riled up the most. Oh yeah. You just pull random weird ass like non-normal questions out of your asshole, but then you don't say like this. I like this is going. What are you doing guys? I'm looking up the person who said they would do them. Oh, no, I feel bad for calling you out. I'm sorry. This is all a barber's fault, by the way. Don't cut to the camera. Don't cut to the computer. Well, just entertain you with cat bug. OK, guys, while you're down there looking like you're taking a crap.

Did you make the move on Esther? Yeah, absolutely. And would you drunk? No. So you just said, hey, let's do stuff. Yeah. Does that exactly what you said? Let's do stuff baby Our yeah our first actually I may have been drunk actually our first date was a drinking contest

Because she said you had to date but set up before you right yeah And it was not a drinking contest in order to set up it was yeah It was not planned that we would have a drink contest. It was like we met and it's like It was like it was like I can out drink you know know. I cannot drink you. Let's find out I want Nice you want and then you married her. Yeah, it's like a show of domination like I had to win if I lost nope Move on is that way we're not together. Yeah So I saw someone tweeting questions via the RT podcast hashtag to Bernie Do you think they're watching?

You think they're thinking of any idea that he's not on the podcast? Bernie's right there. Maybe, yeah, I'm in the chair. They're tweeting to the chair. You know God damn Bernie and you never will be. Oh, get faced. Just saying. Miles is over there.

So then obviously this is the thing I drive from San Francisco. It's going to get you a different Canada. I mean, I want to be fair. To be fair, guess it. That's where people are everywhere, right? They're all around. Yeah. I have a C. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. But yeah, this is different though, because we're talking about these are people that are watching the podcast and as far as like even Gavin's concerned, this is like a celebrity thing. Of course, people will be like, I'll'll do anything for you he's talking about meeting a random person in the bar that doesn't know who the hell he is and in that scenario he's a little baby so when I first started going out with Esther we had this really weird

thing happen where we went out in a couple of dates and this was got this was years ago it was like seven years ago right so it was early oh six so we're shooting the been around for about three years at this point. So obviously not nearly as big as it is now. So like on our third date or so, I was like, I have to tell her about Ristjita. I have to tell her about this stuff. So, we were just like, so you're going to ask me your job on the first date. I told her about this internet stuff, but I'll be like, this will become more relevant as the story continues. So I sat down with her and I was like listen you know I do this stuff on the internet and I'm kind of famous.

Yeah right get out here like no no no listen it's gonna happen like someone's gonna recognize me I just don't want you to freak out I'm telling you right now she's like shut up get out of here so like whatever I told her I was like okay good she's prepared for it so then we went to to a Starbucks to get some coffee. How much did you pay this person? Literally we're walking and the barista's like, oh my god, you're Gus and Mr. Keith. She's like, how much did you pay that guy?

Did you plan this? I was like, no, no, this is totally just happening. It was like literally within five minutes of me telling her someone recognized you. Let's just say how much did you pay that guy? It was like a hundred bucks. No, it was a hundred bucks. It was not as weird.

Your guests from Rooster 2T? Was it there? Was it there? Was it there, Todd? It wasn't in Austin. It was like in some other shitty little town. Dude, the last time I went to Dallas with Lindsay, I think it was for the emergency in Atlanta.

Like, we were there. We were at her family's house for Easter, because that was like before the emergency shoot. And then that was on Sunday, and then Monday we flew to Atlanta. Wednesday we flew back to Dallas, and then we had to drive back to Austin. So in the way back to Austin, we stopped at Arroudis, because there's like fucking eight on the way home. And some dudes recognized me while we were there.

And they were like, total bros, like these dudes were jacked, they shit. They were like five foot eight, you know, and they were like Dude, and they're like I heard them talking to like, oh, is that like Michael over and they're like They swear to you, like they didn't come up to his aim either, they went No, cool, and like I turned around and they're like shit And just like I just got my haircut and they were like dude, we thought it was you, but you know your hair was too short I was like, I got my hair cut, but man, could you lift you up and take a picture? I was like, you, with those you, but, you know, your hair was too sharp. I was like, oh, I got my hair cut. It's like, man, could you lift you up into a picture? I was like, no, okay, so these two dudes,

they were huge in Rudy's dad. Like, I think Lindsay took the picture, actually. So they gave her their camera. Like, fucking, oh, we look, oh, dude, I'm in the air. Like, I must have been like, like, a feather to them. Like, these guys jack me up, like, right in the middle of the air. In the middle of Rudy's, in the middle of the roadies. I'm standing right next to the fucking fountain drinks.

There's people all over the place, people looking at us like, what the fuck? And there's phones and like, they're gonna put you on the internet. They're cool, they're cool. They were super nice, but it's because they came up to me. They were like really nice, they're fans and they're like, hey man, do you mind if we pick you up?

I'm like, do I mind if you like hoist me into the air? Like, oh, wow, it's servants. It's just fucking weird. like I'm up in the air I'm just taking a picture and just looking at all the other people that are buying their food. They're like It's what the fuck grows are into rooster teeth. I don't know. I just feel like that's not our demographic at all Dude some good turn anyone away. Come on I mean, yeah, rooster team Do this I like I like the measures that some of you show to though to make sure that

you are and I think you are. I was once, I see it recognised a lot more when I was with Dan in England, like pretty much everywhere we would go. That's because of Dan. Yes, Dan. Dan is a Hollywood star. You're just a man. We once just walk in down this shopping place and there were these two dudes looking at an iPhone and they were like oh god

maybe I think these guys recognize us excuse me is this you guys? and eventually the video we put up early that day and then he was making sure I was like yes I think it was when I went to PAX last year 2012 like we get on the plane it was just Lindsey and I went like we went for a vacation and we get on the plane. It was just Lindsey and I went like we went for vacation And we get on the plane we sit down and like the guy Oh like on the other side like across the aisle and one behind us like As we're sitting there like like Buckley and like everyone else was still getting on the plane and boarding

I should like that. He's like tasking on the shoulder and I turn around he's like hey Is this you like shows me a picture of his phone the same manner? I'm like that is me and it's like me from an episode of Hollywood. Whatever. It's like, are my kids are going nuts back here? So I'm going to say hi. I'm like, yeah, sure, whatever. Like I said, hello.

And actually, it was when we had like the prototype slap-ands. And like, there was only six in existence, the Echimler slap-ands. And he's like, hey, you know, can my kids get up? I didn't even have one of that points. You didn't, because you were out of the country when we got them. And he was like, hey, my kids get a picture of whatever we land. And I'm like, yeah, I sure, when we land or whatever.

It's like, okay, cool. So the plane lands and he's like, hey, you might be able to get a picture. I'm like, no, not at all. So we go off the plane. Yeah, we walk like just like a few feet. And he comes up to me before his kids. He's like, all right, I don't know who you are.

I've no idea who you are. But my kids love you. Can you take a picture with them? So I gave his daughter like the first slap man ever. So my original slap man was given to a fan. Was it like, she was, dude, I won so many points. I was like, hey, would you like this? Okay, yeah, no, Lucy's watching.

Would you like this? Yeah, no, no, no, no, I mean, I actually mug that girl afterwards when Lucy was in the bathroom, but in time, she snatched her back. You like, give it to the kid, you're like, hold up. No, Lucy wasn't watching. Let's just again. Hang on, hang on, hang on, redo, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw someone tweeted Mr. Hotly sent a tweet saying that a he say hi. Hello. Don't say hi, but don't say hi. I'm really pissed off. Yeah.

Don't say hi when I'm flight to Boston. Why didn't we just fly there? Fucking last year. The same thing, like dealing with the whole going to Pax. Every interesting, Gavin. Every flight that we were on was fucking delayed. All because it was a layover. So it was like two there, two back.

And every single one was fucked. So the one back, so it was like two there, two back, and every single one was fucked. So the one back, it was like the two there were awful, we got there like four o'clock on Friday, so we missed the whole convention the first day, so I was like pissed off about that. But we're leaving Sunday, we get to the airport, we're like finally over, we're gonna leave, blah, blah, blah. Our flight's fucking canceled, it's flat out canceled, and they're like, you know, Lindsey Wily and Lyon got us on standby for the next flight, and it's like standby, it's flat out canceled. And they're like, you know, Lindsey, Lindsey, William, Ryan, got us on standby

for the next flight and it's like, standby's like, hope and pray, you get on, right? We were like 10 and 11 on standby and I'm like, we're never getting in this flight in a million years and I'm like fucking fuming. Like, the same as the travel thing just pissed me off and fucking pissed off and like, I had my backpack at the time that was broken

and like the zipper broke and I was like, I'm so fucking willing to, like I'm at my off and like I had my backpack at the time it was broken like the zipper broke I was like I'm so like I'm at my angriest ever and like Lucy's like um I think there's some fans over there and like I look over my shoulder and there's a guy They're like walked up to me and then turned around like four times and I was just like god damn it It was like that that moment where like I'm so pissed off right now, but like this is the time where it's like, it's gonna be that story of like, meeting a celebrity where she's like I think they're fans. They're both wearing RTX 2011 shirt So I'm like yeah, they're probably fans. It's a one RTX 2011 Yeah, because there was like 400 people

So did you help about you eventually like no, I was sitting there. I was sitting there and I was like so pissed off and I was like And it's got up and I walked over doom and I was like So airlines, right? And he was like, oh, hey, but it's just it's just sucks because it's like that one moment where you don't want to look like a Five I'm a piece of shit. Nobody knows that But I don't want to be the piece of shit that like doesn't want to talk to people I want to talk to people and be like fuck you. You piece of shit. Don't take your anger out on them Yeah, I want to but like in a fun way right yeah, I would tell you what Eric Badoor did to me for meg 64 No, he's an asshole in the best way that's harsh love like that he

There's a video from packs prime Where Jack is awu and Eric went on that video and like trolled the hell out of everyone He's like I met bar where she's a total bitch to me. She would talk to me my friends and made everyone believe that I was some like Complete cunt to actually met you then. Oh What's up. That's a little sad now that she just stopped the story. No, that's the story. He had them like, I read the comments. There's a bunch of people being like, oh, like, I had no idea, but that's pretty sad to hear. I have been sarcasm. It just goes right over people's head.

Yeah. So what's the strangest thing you've ever had to check when traveling on an airplane? Ever and ever had to check anything out of the ordinary. I know I've never had to check anything out of the ordinary I mean people have like checked my bags for shit to like what the fuck is this and just looks weird I've never had anything weird. I had a megaphone on my suitcase once And I don't have a microphone one and like deal. It was just like in the suitcase and I checked my bag and then when I got it back and I opened it up, like there was the note as I said, your bag had been open to be checked. I was like, it's probably this fucking megaphone. Was it a fucking check bag?

Yeah. I was like, how did you not notice they opened it? They just like went through a carry on. No, that's what I meant. Like the weird thing that you've ever They just like went through a carry on. No, that's what I meant. Like the weird thing that you've ever had to like put in a checked baggage. Lindsay says Samurai sword.

That's pretty out there. Dang. I had, I used to travel out with a lot of camera equipment and I would never check the actual high-speed camera because it's expensive as knobs and I didn't want to let go of it. But I was just traveling with my boss' equipment, like cleaning stuff and lenses and stuff in a different box. I would check that. But one time, the goddamn idiot put in, it was like an air blower that

used on lenses, like, just to block things. But it was in the shape of a grenade. It was like a flashy grenade with like a thing on the top, because I was like, why would you put that in there? And it was like, they confiscated it. Oh my god. They went through everything. They would go through it. They realized it's not what it is. And then take it. It's like, what the fuck?

You just want to grab me. You stole my shit. I assume when they go through the extra machine, it doesn't show up as metal. No, I assume they searched the bag because it was like a pelly case. It was full of random stuff. I assume they wanted to take a look and they just saw this grenade look at big like Right, but I mean like I mean like I said I want you to fake like you have a grenade on a plane like Yeah, was it was it was it was a checker was it carry on it was checked

Yeah, exactly. So what the fuck is that? It's like this can't sit in storage somewhere in a bag The Contact those are really cool zip tie things the ones that are really yeah, because they don't want you to tie up the crew somewhere in a bag. Keep on this. You can't take those. This is really cool. Zip tie things. The ones that. Oh really? Yeah, because they don't want you to tie up the crew.

But you can check them, right? They're called zip ties. What? They're called zip ties. You call them zip tie things. Oh yeah, yeah. But you can check them, right? I don't know.

I had to come to skate. I might have been carrying on. Oh, okay. I wonder how many people who work for airlines have gone through Lugages to... Yeah, so I'm gonna give a fucking mess up his beer. To look at women's underwear. Apparently it's a pretty high-presentation. Oh yeah?

So this job hasn't really been working out for me. I wonder if anyone goes through steal my underwear. I'm a sexy underwear. Yeah. I start like, you get all your bag back like after they search it and they're like, here you go, sir, and you go, you like what you see? One time, just pointed out that like he saw, like I was bending over and he saw my underwear. He's like, I have the same underwear.

Oh yeah, the striped one is the red one. Yeah, yeah, the American Peril. I was like, why are you telling me this? I'm the rarest. You're good if Gus saw your underwear. I was working at this company. It's a very common to see Ascrack all the time. Yeah.

That's what I did with Jeff. Or Gus, as you know, you work next to Gus. There's definitely a lot of Ascrack. Yeah, I see Gus as Crack. Gus! Yeah, they're gonna mess drink, drink, drink, drink, drink. No, I'm gonna mess. It's fine. I Hope I don't do it again Miss Mingen you're better than that no

I mean it's your table. Oh, you know fun. Now it's dripping. Though the worst thing I ever had to check was one time, I had to check a server for my old job. Like we're here in Austin and like one of our servers up in Providence died and they're like oh, you got to get on a plane right now with this giant delbox and go up there. So I had to like check it and it was like, since it was a last minute travel deal, I had to like connect two times,

I connected somewhere in Tennessee and somewhere in North Carolina. And therefore I finally got up there. That's fucking awful. I think it was heavy, two was like a hundred pounds. What are the bags for on the masks? The bags on the masks? Oxygen. This is the bag doesn't inflate. It bags on the masks? Oxygen.

This is the bag doesn't inflate. It doesn't always inflate. I think it doesn't inflate. It doesn't inflate. It's the one that's going to jump in the air. I think if you had a lot of pressure, it inflates. But if you're at a lower altitude, there's more pressure.

It doesn't inflate. It's the point of the explosion coming down a tube. I don't know. I've had this with, then we should ask him, I guess. Also, you asked that in the most obscure way possible. Yeah, you were really. What are the bags on the most obscure way possible. Yeah, I do, really. What are the bags on the masks for? We weren't even talking about that.

Do you want to fly it? Yeah, okay. Close enough, right? I've had this thing, I flew a lot recently, well, maybe a few months ago. But I had this thing where the person next to me would always be watching the same movie at the exact same point that I looked. It was, it was some some like exact F1 movie He ran some Raj and

Some reason it happened three times where I'd look over at this The next screen. Yeah, what was she switching? It's the same scene in the same movie three different times I just want to know what this movie is. I will know why all these women are watching the F1 I'll ratchet if anyone knows tweeted with hashtag are's probably the lucky one. What was the scene? I don't know how to mean it. I've been working on it a few years ago. Oh, okay. Well, let's know. Yeah. Yeah. Well, but if that's it, everyone's watching the outplayings. I know he's not. I'm good. Zach Efron. What was that? I actually did watch his Efron movie when he was the younger version of Matt Fitterry. 17, again. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty amazing.

That's all right. I really liked the back he parried. Yeah, it was all right. I really liked it. I had the same conclusion. I really liked Zach Efron. Get out of here. Dude, high school musical.

High school musical. Is that what he thought? Yeah. All about high school musical. Do you think he'd be decided when he became a low school? Mr. Hotly, if you really are an American Airlines employee, I would say that 25% of girls have a deal in their bag Barbara are you that's funny often if you traveled with the dildo zero

Not into that I would say people it is a very fine line between a vibrator and a dildo No, absolutely. Well one is battery powered to the other once and not yeah, and I Will tell you can be battery My experience like a dildo is like much harsher like if you say a girl has a dildo like I have a dildo That's like outrageous. This one's from the movies that fictional like you don't ever really have a dildo this like You have this I don't. I got a lot of videos on my ass. You want to subscribe? You've never used one.

No. Why didn't you try it? I don't need to. Because I don't want anything in my bum. What? You dripping your beer every now. Great. Now there's a run. I don't want to acknowledge what I saw.

So stupid. I'm not even going to get out of there. That's my ass. Fuck it. What were you talking about before I just re-drilled this? I'm talking about Zac Efron. This is fucking top.

Top guy. Yeah. When I got my own. I've seen every high school musical. I'll find out. I know what you're going to do, asshole. It's pretty good. You're transparent.

You try to sit there and actually, I feel like I've seen it. You weren't going to actually do it. I fucking got my own over here. You're fucked, dude. This is why I get a 12-pack to myself. By the way, you're smart, dude. It's right.

I got the opener because, you know, just because. Dude, perks. That's 10-year right there., I got the opener because, you know, just because. Dude, perks. Yeah? That's ten year right there. I like how the gum is still on that award. So I told Bernie when you put the gum on this award, I said, you better take that off. Don't forget you put gum on it. You put it on like a day after we got this.

I thought it was Chris. No it was Bernie. I saw him do it. Because Barbara slash Chris is tires for it. So now this is uncomfortable. Yeah. I'm sorry. You were feeling so very recently here. And as part of it, I had to eat, I like I was eating, so they gave me a can of almonds from Chris's desk. They were coconut flavored almonds. What? Wait, wait, not this flavor, look a different. Yeah. It was a coconut another fruit. I don't know. It's a fruit I think. Is it? It's not seeds. I don't know.

What fruit? I have seeds. I think so. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. You see it when you take a bite out of it. Like in the middle of the white part. No, fuck it. But the shower with an egg on. You just blew my mind. Anyway, so it was the grossest thing I've ever eaten. Between every take I would have to eat them and I could go eating. Then I would just spit it on my Fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuck fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' fuckin flavored almonds. Here's some ham. This is a I don't know if I'm like in a reliable source. It says it's a droop. Which means the coconut can be all three a fruit and not and a seed. Absolutely. You're cock you. You can't have a cat. I cook in that and grow palm trees. So it's a big enough planning stuff. Five is one seed a droop. I've got a bone to pick again. Oh shit. We have the fucking squirrels at my house. Yeah, I'm

gonna throw them all in the house. So I have like this, this, this, this community garden plot kind of close to my house that I go to and I grow like fruits and vegetables and shit. And it's under a pecan tree. So every now and then like a pecan will fall into the soil and like a little pecan tree will start sprouting. So the other day I was like, all right, I gonna take this Pocontri and I'm gonna plan it at my house Like this the tree. I don't like I'm gonna plan this Pocontri. It's tiny. It's like this big I like and I'm gonna in 20 years this could be a Pocontri here right or a hundred years or however long

Yeah, yeah, so it's like I planted it. I started watering. It's taking good care of it I said yeah, it's taking it's all green. It's gonna be awesome like a week after I planted it I walked out and there was a fucking squirrel He had ripped it out of the ground He had bit off the stem bit off the root and just ate the nut that was like the seed I was like you fucking asshole like I walked out the morning to come to work and like he stopped with it in his mouth It like turned to look at me and I looked at him I was like what the fuck I'm running I was like god damn you get chased yeah chase him

I was so You're like, you need to just like, you build up the tree and I'm like, you're like, you're like, you're like a bathroom at the same time. You're like, you're like, you're like, no, it's not my way to work. So I like, I had my backpacks. I'm sure I was like, we're running like a fat kid

down the street. And then you have a bread. I'm like, this job, I think this job is like, the rare exception for the most like, grown adults that work backpacks to work. So many people are backpacks here. I do every single day. I do.

You do? It's the best thing in the walk when you travel. Yeah, it is. Like if you need to run to catch a flight or you're in a hurry, it's like, what do you want to carry a briefcase? A message or a bag or some shit? No, it's a backpack. It's fine. I think briefcases are just a cash. Unless you have words of cash, don't I? I agree. Unless you're doing like a fucking million dollar money transfer. It's like, yeah. So when we filmed, this is old news now, but when we filmed the gauntlet, you know, in the final episode, they present the winner with cash and money. Yeah.

And it rules right. Yeah, I thought they, I thought it would be like fake, but no, it was a briefcase filled with money. There was on second. It was $10,000. It was $10,000, right? So what was that in? What kind of bill was that in?

What kind of bill was that in? I don't remember. I think it was like hundreds on the outside and then wrapped with lower bills on that side. No way. To make it look like more. So is that a company that just specializes in like game show prize money? Who could start doing that? There are broadcasts, you know, a lot of fucking mobs.

You would assume that it would have to be like insurance requirements, right? It's like, what if someone loses the case? What if it's stolen. Yeah Like you wouldn't think about it because it's like a number, you know that like most normal people would never have or just in the bank Out of whatever but like a briefcase can probably hold like half a million million dollars. I know like a hundred dollars Like they're fucking the biggest currency. That was a hundred dollars. Yeah, so yeah, the sticks aren't that thick Yeah, I always picture that so a hundred of them. That's 10 was a 10,000 a million dollars. Yeah. So, the stakes aren't that thick. Yeah, I always picture that. So, with a hundred of them, was it a ten thousand?

A million dollars is ten thousand hundred dollar bills. That's a lot. What is? So, a five hundred thousand dollars would be five thousand bills. Yeah, I don't think I was fit in a brief fit. I don't know. I don't think maybe one thousand. I think maybe one thousand.

I think the euro has five hundred. I think you would easily fit half a million in brief fit. How convenient. The euro has a 500. Yeah, all high is bill in the UK is 50 pounds. 50 pounds, right? Yeah. There's no hundred pounds. That's weird. I mean, because why you wouldn't want to lose that, but losing 500 euros, which sucks. Hmm. Interesting. It's just weird to be that, like, despite inflation inflation despite how much less a hundred dollars is worth in the US that still a hundred dollars in the max like when did the hundred dollar bill get introduced like in the early nineteen hundred

like back then you're like fucking baller you bought a house with a hundred dollars like you know what you're going to do I mean that's bad but it can make a range of two pieces of paper I don't know if there's ever been a bill in regular circulation, but do we have a $500 and a $1,000 bill? I think there was a $10,000 bill that banks used between, like it wasn't for Polish distribution. And that was, you know, years ago, I think a $500 bill. I think that was $1,000 by TV. Two of them. There's $1,000. Minimum.

Oh, you mean two bills. Two bills, yeah. I think everything is moving to like digital and... It's bills. Everything's moving to digital and credit cards. It's a matter. I want it to. We have credit cards on our phone. It's already kind of happening with some Android stuff as those NFC cards. Like the ISA service. You can lose all your important shit. If you lose it, then you log on your computer and you turn it all off.

I'm trying to think, when do I use cash? I think the only time I use cash is when I go to Vegas. I only use cash when I owe people money. Do you ever talk about how I drew dicks on those bills that you owe? We talked about it in the podcast, and when it happened, I paid Gavin with your dick money during the podcast. You were on a podcast that I wasn't on. There was a stupid bet we had and Gavin won and I had to pay him. I was annoyed about it but I was still going to pay him because it's not a bitch like Jack. And it was about a TV. It was about a TV. It was whether my TV was LCD or LED. And I was convinced it was LED and Gavin was convinced it was LCD for the price that I paid

for it. And I went home and I was like, fucking idiot. God damn it. And I like, I knew. So it was like, it ruined my whole lunch. Because I saw it as being a lunch. For like an hour, I knew I had to pay Gavin $50. So I came back to the internet on paying him.

I think I paid him like the next day or something. But like, I got two 20s and a 10. And before I paid him, I went out to Barbara. And I'm like, so can you draw dicks like all over this shit? So she drew on each side. So there was six unique like cock images all over the bills. And it was like, people riding on cock rainbows, like all kinds of shit. And then in the middle of a podcast, I walked in and gave Gavin that $50. And then you gave someone that one of those bills in a bathroom attendant.

I think most of it, I gave back to you for a different bet. But what about you? You're so dumb, you didn't just deposit the money in a bank. Like you didn't want it going to a bank. It was going to a bank in the bathroom money. So Gavin just held on to it forever. And then in what scenario did you use it? The one thing I spent was at PAX East, not this year, the last year.

2012. Yeah, and you know, the last year. 2012. Yeah, and you know, there's annoying asshole guys at standing bathrooms and expletive tips to giving you a tissue. Thanks, dude. Were you at a strip club? No, it was in the party. It was in the party. It was in the bathroom.

So he got, he like, I'm now, I'm taking a piss. I'm doing this in a sink and he goes and squirts soap into my hands. And now I owe him a tip. Thanks, dude. And I gave him 20 bucks. And he was like, oh, I was like, they were, it's got a dip on tip thanks dude and I gave him 20 bucks and he was like oh I was like they were I was gonna dip on it. You said beforehand you were like oh I got it you're like I got a 20 but it's got Dicks all over it and they got I was like I don't know yeah you gave me 30 back eventually from bed that you

had to pay me you saved the dick money and then I will say for the sake of this podcast we're gonna throw it out there I think I have it You kept on your wallet. Yeah, I do. It's here's the thing. I'm saving it until I have to pay you back No, I'm worried about it. Oh my gosh. I have a one twenty. This is like over a year ago I have one twenty left. So if you want to zoom in on it, there's a front there's a big drawings all over it This is twenty that's a little guy. That's a $50 that I owed Gavin. And then here's the back, and it's totally different. There's a big ball move involved in your side.

Can you, can you, there's two dicks leading into the main dick? Can I have this for over a year in my wall? This is my safety 20. It's gonna go to you if I owe you money, or if I'm stranded in the middle of nowhere and need 20 bucks, somebody's gonna get dick bucks. Can you get face money? Can you get face money?

Can you get face money to the point where it lost all its value? I think only if you cover it up so it's more than 50%. If you hold it, you have to send it visible and in TAD, they have to accept it. Yeah. I'll take this dick money. If the same thing is, money is ripped in half. If you have more than 50% or...

What if you cut it? It's exactly 250%. Then you, oh, exactly. You could probably argue, I got a piss. Well, we're gonna wrap up here pretty soon. or what if you cut it exactly 250% exactly You could probably argue I got pissed well, we're gonna wrap up here pretty soon Someone in like five minutes you okay you gonna make it Someone was someone made it free Someone was saying that we should show off some more stuff we printed for the 3d printer I'm in fact I meant to bring something with me

Yeah, we We've been printing like crazy on that and we have a lot of stuff. We have a lot of tests at this point, but we're hoping to start doing some more interesting stuff here. But I have like a nut and a bolt that like screw together and unscrews like we're that can make something so precise and threaded that actually works. There's always something printing in the office now that people just walking and they're like, what's your printing? I'm going to be, yeah, we, in fact, we, uh, or Adam made a web page for our 3D printer that, so there's a TV above it.

And it just has the, I, it's like a thought bubble that's, yeah, I am printing. And then whatever we're actually printing. Uh, yeah, so sick of answering. What? Yeah, I'm really tiring. All right. Well, let's, uh, let's get ready to wrap this up. I see, uh, Michael's about explodeop. Yeah, I'm really tiring. All right, well let's get ready to wrap this up. I see Michael's about explode and

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