Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #216

Episode Date: April 30, 2013

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Jack Tullum back from Australia. Did anyone know, did anyone else know what to say he was gone? I did. Really missed tons of stuff. So we were talking before the podcast. So much stuff I missed. How long were you gone? Two and a half weeks?

How was it two weeks? It's like, I was saying earlier, it was like talking to a time traveler, like someone who's been, or someone who's been like cryogenically frozen and then thought out and it's like you have to explain everything that's happened to them. Yeah, yeah, so I've missed all of like game the thrones like last night I went and watched three episodes of Game of Thrones to try to catch up on them still one behind so. Did you not see any of them?

I saw the first episode and then I left because I left on a Sunday so I left on the day the area episode two. Last episode of Game of Thrones was so good. It was all they're all good. It was really really this is probably one of the best seasons of television Yeah, I gotta say crap like I thought last weeks was like one of my favorite episode three and four both amazing yesterday's was even better I thought the yeah the ending of the one two ago three episode three. Yeah, was that what it was that the ending that was so the sudden engine And then they did that again last week The rock song oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Yeah, they seem like saying fuck you with the end credit songs now in Daniel like even this week was like real like a lilty Irish thing sung by a little girl

And I've noticed all these like sort of these new supporting characters that are popping up that are pretty famous actors like a McKenzie crook Yeah, isn't there now? He's like in the in the north of the wall and then and then I don't know who McKenzie could be was he was he's white and the British office he's got a garret with me to wait wait wait he's in the roads where he was he's the word he's the one you're not a conversation about this what do we say on the podcast he's the word he's the one that the the the John Snowwalks by these looking up in his eyes or white and he's seen the bird floating around that's him oh no we talked about that

character but that's that's the that's the key to the course is also in parts of the Caribbean right in Pirates Caribbean he's a guy with the wooden eye yeah him like the fact that you like that he's in Pirates the Caribbean what's wrong with you that's not happened do you remember this conversation I'm not everywhere you go wait you said we said we did it on the podcast? On the podcast? No! No, it was on the one that... You have an elapsed. Bullshit. This was not on the podcast.

He's on the podcast. He's on the podcast in Atlanta when I was like, MacKenzie, I'm the next week, Holy crap. What? You worked on the podcast in Atlanta? I won! Gavin, we never went to Atlanta. What are you talking about?

What is this Atlanta? then then Noah Taylor? Is that his name? Noah something he was the No, he was he was the manager and almost famous I think it's no it's a little bit more than I was like 15.9 That's the guy Noah what's his name? That wasn't busy already? I think it's Noah Taylor, but no, no, he's the guy with Jamie and the Conan O'Brien chick. Like, that's, he's the guy running that group.

The Conan O'Brien, Brian and Tara. Yeah, yeah. What's his brain of Tara? Brian of Tara. Yeah, he's awesome. He's awesome. He's awesome. Now let me ask you a question. Boiler. Oh, what's the brine of tarp? Yeah, of tarp. Yeah, she's awesome. Sobsaw her butt.

Now let me ask you a question. Spoiler. Oh, that's not good. You know, we do Game of Thrones night at my house every weekend on Sunday. From my old house, I used to have a media room with projector. And we had a great story of Chris destroying that room to get the projector out of it. But somehow all the equipment did survive. The room got destroyed, but the equipment survived.

And so now we have all that stuff. We set it up outdoors, and we show game of Theront, that's how we got the big fire pit and all that stuff. We grill meats and eat cheeses, and apparently talk about the use from the office, the UK office. But my favorite part of that is that now, it's like, wherever the show comes on,

you know, when the theme comes on, everybody likes it, but right before the theme comes on, is the warning slate that tells you what in the episode to be wary of. And the 80 or 80. New to the engrossing violence, everybody just see this. Whenever I see nudity, I say it like, Rick James the old Dave Chappelle, skittin' it. Nudity! Well, people were complaining this week because there's too much dude nudity, but holy Look at your socks. You gotta have a balance whip them up. Oh, wow

Amazing, oh, look at that nice. Dooms thought well done. I'm her work So there was one scene I Don't know how this this might be a spoiler probably isn't there was one scene, I don't know how this might be a spoiler, probably isn't. There was one scene in the last episode where... I'm not gonna do it. You know what, I mean... One day is not spoilers. You mean the last episode of the last night?

It looked like when he was having a bath, he had a sock puppet on. That's all I was saying. I couldn't... That's funny. Why did he take it? I expected him to go in. No, no, no. He needs like in the bath with him. I don't you mean, of the space I Spanked him to go no no Maybe it's like in the back with him. Oh

I don't you mean I thought you made yeah absolutely. I thought you made me was covered up But the actor I explain to them to turn ever and talk to it so just a So mr. Hand literally kind of a thing where you would not want to put that in the water You'd want to keep that elevated. Yeah, but it was extraordinarily distracting. She was filthy You don't know what was in that war she looks she cleaned up pretty well Yeah, she's not really as dirty as I was actually annoyed that he wasn't getting any cleaner as a seamer What do you sweat off some of that grime? You're in a hot bath. Yeah, do you think he was like sparkling clean from Like everything from here down was clean everything from here up

I just feel free and covered in shit. So how so I mean, how long was that guy carrying that canteen with filthy stuff in it just for, in case there was a chance for a joke? Oh, God. I do, I don't know. I just might be really funny. I'm gonna hold on to this. Yeah, we're getting closer to spoilers. Yeah. One of the, I guess, it's hard to say who's a villain in Game of Thrones because pretty much everybody is. I mean, and And this last episode there was like so many plots being Hacks you just like oh my fuck these people are just rotten to the core. Yeah, it's like me will sign fell I do love this sub plot now. Let's pop up with um the kid who's helping out with a Tyrion and is it Bron like a Talk about Patrick. Yeah, Patrick's little something related to how the hell do you guys remember all these character names? who's helping out with Tyrion and is it Bron? Like a... You're talking about Podrick?

Yeah, Podrick. Podrick's a little something where they... How the hell do you guys remember all these character names? I watch the show. I'm reading the first book. I'm reading the first book. Podrick is not in the first book. Yeah, but anyway, we're Podrick.

They have them at the whore house, whatever, and like, okay, you take care. We'll be back and then they're like, oh, they didn't charge me for anything. Like, wait, what? And sit down, what happened? Yeah, that was pretty good. Yeah, that was pretty good. Well, they didn't charge me for anything. Like, what? It's like sit down. What happened? Because it's a beast sleepiness.

Yeah, that was pretty good. Well, they didn't explain it. They just all talked about in Hush Tone. Yeah, they talked, they kind of like, in the next episode Ross is kind of trying to explain it to Varys. And she says that he wasn't necessarily bigger than normal.

Just they were, it was difficult for them to explain. Right. It's nebulous. That's just a weird funny subplot. There is a chart, an online chart somewhere of the Game of Thrones characters. And it's great. It's like a pasty no dick in test night in test queen.

So Bernie, you're talking about how you have this Game of Thrones night and you invite people over. Like Bernie always invites me over. And yesterday he sent me an invite, which is very gracious. Thank you. and I felt like I finally had to reply and I was like listen I really want to go. I'm just afraid I'm gonna go. There's gonna be people there who aren't gonna stop talking and I'm gonna fucking hate them because of it. Yeah that's what he said. It's like I said to people in this couch I invited and I got typical responses from both of you.. I got the response of I'm afraid to go Because I like everyone who's going and I'm afraid if I go and spending evening with them

I'm gonna hate them right And then these are people legitimate respond. We have to you know work with Like if I go to a movie and someone's talking on my ear the whole time I will hate that person Yeah, I want to sit down. I want to enjoy game with us I want to hear this. I don't want to have someone yak and be like what just happened What did they say? You don't why I know everyone's names because I watch the fucking show and there's not someone yakking in my god damn Here the whole time. Let me tell you be happy to know that that does not happen. Yeah, it was the one time I was you scared me though because you said everyone cheered at the beginning, but I guess I screamed you did it

Also James voice you he has to shut up guys. But everyone is pretty good. I think the biggest thing is Joe the cat is now an outdoor cat. You wander through every now and then. And a train goes by. I didn't know this until I moved to downtown Austin. The trains go through downtown Austin.

And so a train goes by every now and then. There's that train line that goes, it's that bridge, right? Like the train bridge. The Missouri Pacific. Is it the same thing? The train that fucked with us back at the old Buro office? No, I don't know what my name is.

The train's fucking following you. Yeah, that train was by my house too. The train's everywhere. It follows you down. How the fuck is that train everywhere in Austin? Let me say something. This thing doesn't start until 10 p.m. every Sunday night and halfway through it that train comes through and

blayers its horn for about a minute straight. Shouldn't it be like a city ordinance that a train can't come through at 10 30 on a Sunday just? No they do that because that means he's crossing a road crossing that does have a thing that comes down. So you would say that thing that comes down. Yeah that seems safer. You know what's safer than honking your horn does have a thing that comes down. So you would talk in a thing that comes down. Yeah, that seems safer. You know what's safer than honking your horn? Putting a thing that stops cars I'm going through and being in danger. I'm just gonna stop cars.

You can just go round to it. Yeah, okay, well it lets people know there's a train coming. Yeah. I'm rather than the fucking stop cars. Where's stop car? You were just not going to stop cars. I don't mean it's like a fucking deflector shield in the hallway!

They're gonna build a building! They're gonna build a pharmacy! So they're gonna stop the car! Do they erect submit barriers? Do you have those things in Europe where the pylons come up out of the ground? The ballads! I fucking love those! We can smash videos online!

They destroy the underneath of a car! What is it? A bus goes through and they're not... It's only buses are allowed to go through! I'd want to come up under my foot while I was walking Did you really yeah, I'm an awesome see that I just Well I tripped on it first and I stood and then I just rose up and my friends like Like the karate kid. Yeah But the other person that I asked if they wanted to come to Game of Thrones night was Gavin and I asked him twice And we were in the middle of a longer conversation on text and he we're just talking away And I said oh by the way game of Thrones is night if you want to come no no response

Nothing like didn't even acknowledge what I asked the question then we start talking about something else And I said I said are you coming because I'm getting stuff for for the grill tonight So I just you know if you're coming out once again no response It's like Gavin's thing of like doesn't want to be negative in any way. So he won't even say no. He's not coming. He was breaking up with you. Oh, pretty much. Little mini breakups. That's what he does. He doesn't. He broke up with you. But what bets together now? Why you gonna come next week? I don't know if I'm gonna be. I'll be here. I'll be here. Again, no reply. I dodged the question.'s the question. Absolutely, no reply.

So I'm going all kind of back rewind here. How was your trip to Australia, Jack? I'm sure it was. I'm talking awesome, dude. That country is amazing. Where'd you go? I started in Sydney, and then I went to Melbourne, and then I went to the Gold Coast.

Sydney, the Melbourne, and the Gold Coast. Yes. And the Gold Coast is on the Northern coast. Is it Northern? North, I think. Where is it? northern coast. Is it northern north? I think where is it? There's everything is east coast everything is east coast north coast. Yeah, so yeah, there you go So north coast but uh, but this west coast. Sorry, per se's west coast. Well, I'm saying like all the major cities aside from Pearls. Oh you fucked up dude. I said aside

I just said per se major city. I said per se some hard motherfuckers in it. I just said per se major city I said aside from Perth all the major cities are on the east coast Perse is like the Canada though of Australia. Everyone there's a major city I said aside from Perth all the major cities are on the east coast the person's like the Canada though of Australia everyone there's super nice really like that just like ultra polite you didn't oh you went with me to Perth everyone everyone we met Perth was like super grateful that we came all the way out to Perth that that's everyone else really though I like Perth a lot yeah but I'm gonna say like Mel Melbin was really awesome reminding a lot of Austin yeah like I had a really I like it. Yeah. But I'm gonna say like Mel, that Melbourne is really awesome. Remind me a lot of Austin. Yeah. I had a really great like, the food scene there was really great.

Like the club scene was cool. Like just you can go get a drink wherever you want and people are super friendly and nice. And they had like, there's like a whole alleyways full of graffiti. Like at one point, yeah, little Collins. Yeah, yeah, I was with Eric Cherry, who's our, it works for Hanabi, he does all of our DVD distribution

in Australia. And we're, he's like, oh, check this out, it's a graffiti alley. And I was like, all right, we rounded a corner. And it was a whole row of school kids. We're spray painting in this wall. It was like an art class to tag this wall. It's more like street art as opposed to graffiti, which I know is like a weird fine line to cross. But it's really cool. And I was kind of confined to just that area.

And then the public, this is one thing that I love about other countries. And I hate like, I mean, it was kind of like confined to just that area and then the public trend like this is one thing I I love that other countries and I hate about Austin the public transportation there is Amazing and it's like one of those things I wish we had like I wish we had an easy way to get from South Austin It's like downtown to go do stuff like I don't do stuff on it Are they though? Yeah, no, what's the somebody was talking about light rail that's going through somewhere? And I forget about making it go from the airport to downtown to Mewlor. To UT or to Mewlor? Yeah, it's a Mewlor. Because Mewlor is a hopping place.

Yeah, sure is. Yeah, it's like it will be once again public transportation though. Well, is is Leander becoming a hopping place because the public transportation? I would not compare Mewlor to Leander. But I mean, it's like they built it. They built a light rail and like the first thing instead of going from downtown to the airport, which would have made sense, or to the football stadium, more. How do we go from obscure Australian geography to more obscure

Austin Central Texas anyway. Blame the fucking Austin voters. They voted down the two previous packages which were much more useful than the fucking current one. They won't use it. I mean nobody in Texas is going to use public transportation. You won't. If we go to your house, if we still drive your car.

If we had a line that goes from self-authors their cars across the street All right, that's true. They live in the office Yeah, we get we get hit apartments with a rock and they drive cars from there to here It's your overcrowded parking lot. Yeah, yeah, it's like oh, I hope I can find a parking space just fucking dry Just walk yeah, this walk. Just what in the same sense you always complain about this you are within the acceptable Acceptable radius of people that could not drive to work. You're like two miles away from work.

I'm three and a half miles away from work, which is right on that line. Totally acceptable. And so I'm actually not, I'm getting a bike. I'm gonna start biking into work. Are you really? I swear. No, it's fine.

Actually, there are bike lanes. They go all the way from my house to here. It's so nice. I've done it. I want to punch someone. I want to roll down my window and punch someone the other day. Really? I was driving down Duval and there were like four bicyclists and rather than being all in a line in the bike lane, they were three of them side by side and then another one. So like two of them were out in the middle

of the street. The vehicles. And I'm like, what the fuck? And like there's oncoming traffic so I can't get around them. And finally there's a break and I have to go around and oblivious a shit. I think that there's been you guys anything more Austin than a dude in a Prius hop it out and punch the cyclist. It would be like, maybe it was in a go car. It's like a sissy slap.

Like a lot of time. I'm really I don't know. I'm excited like I'm going to start doing that because we're doing this pit for RTX day and I did my test this morning. So I'm in now, even though we're drinking delicious spid for our tx thing and i did my my test this morning so i'm in now java even though we're drinking delicious alcohol right now it's probably you did the public transportation system. We were, while we were making this road trip, we were talking about when the interstates were built

and I'm sure there were cities that were just off the interstate that were thriving birds before that. But then when the interstate came in, if things close to the interstate just took over and those little places died. Is it the premise of cars? Yeah, yeah, I guess it is, right? Yeah, that is.

And in fact, we were on Route 66 at one point. Yeah, if you come from California, Texas, you got a couple different ways you can go and one of them is like Kaking I 10, which basically runs all the way from Los Angeles, the Western coast of the US all the way to Florida. You can take that road if you want to. I've driven the length of that road. It's terrible. The coast, especially like when you realize, well, it's terrible when you realize that you get to Texas and your halfway got way hurt Yeah, El Paso is the halfway point between here and L.A. Texas is too big. The whole country is inconveniently big Austin is sorry. Austin is right in the center of Texas But it really is on the western edge of like the habitable part of Texas. Yeah, West of Austin is just Nothing. Yeah, you've got like what Frederick'sburg is that that's not your last stop. El Paso. Yeah, that's about it edge of like the habitable part of Texas. West of Austin is just nothing.

Yeah, you've got like what Frederick'sburg is that that's not your last stop. And then El Paso, that's about it. No, Lubbock's way too far north. That's actually the way we came in. We came in through Arizona, then we went by the Grand Canyon, and then we went down to Albuquerque,

and then to Lubbock, and then came to Austin. Yeah, there's a sign. If you're going west on I-10, right when you cross into Texas at Orange, which is the first city you hit and it says you know like Houston 30 miles El Paso 800 something mile. Yeah, I think they do that just a fuck with you Yeah, just to give you a sense of yeah scope of the length of the state. Yeah, that is brutal I've made that drive delayed Everyone is on Twitter everyone. I just logged into the the hashtag rt podcast or just

finally added it here's a column so i'm catching up on my twitter uh... everyone is like waiting for christ to say anything the whole thing of christ is literally said nothing what i said christ has yet to say anything on the podcast yet he's made me laugh the hardest christ you did the same thing that was right for the podcast what did did you say that made us laugh so hard? No at Baker's dozen

Instead of Baker's dozen was 11 It's one away. I must have missed that. I was like in the other room. It's two way you were you were frantically But I'm one and it was one away from a dozen right the standard deviation of Look at you, Mr. Mathematics a standard deviation. I took math, I took calculus. Let me read this thing. I want to remind everyone that this episode is brought to you by Squarespace, the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create a professional website, blog, portfolio, and now an online store.

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account name on the channel got to i just we've we've always grabbed stuff early you know we always just register dumb domain just for fun you sold one for an amount of you want to one time no we're getting it we have a friend who had paintball dot com and uh... he actually introduced their brain on it. So he made a lot of money off selling that domain. Yeah, how many millions? He did not make millions, but he made a long there was a long time ago. Yeah, he bought it from somebody who he didn't register initially. He bought it from somebody else. Oh really? So I had value and then sold it for a significant markup later. That's the decline in that

now, right? What's that? Dotcoms and all that. Listen, I always say like if, the fact that it's the client is what makes I think services like four square more more, more square space, square space, square space more, more that because it's like a lost art, but you still have to have a presence on the web. Yeah. You have to have that because if you base, like say you start a business or you start like something like what we do, I think a lot of people who watch our stuff you know have aspirations do something similar if you just base everything on YouTube or on Facebook or even Tumblr and stuff whatever you know the darling of the moment eventually

those things do go away doesn't seem like it but people will always find us at ruchy.com I mean that will always. It's like a backbone of the internet. And so you need a place to do that. And well, though, some of those other sites, it's harder and you can't really cultivate a community or a sense of belonging amongst people. Like, when you have your own website,

it's easier to interact directly with people who are consuming your content. Good luck commenting on anyone on a YouTube video. Well, yeah, it's like, I was like was like say like the best example that I can make about how even the big things of the internet eventually go away is That teela tequila is somewhere right now, and she still has two million my space friends She exists out there. So they carry it to the mind. She still has that on her resume Yeah, I mean it was a huge achievement at the time it was a big fucking deal Yeah, she mean it was a huge achievement at the time it was a big fucking deal Yeah, she got insane. Do you remember Dane Cook got to a million my space friends and made a video for it and all that

I don't remember that yeah, well even like you know what's his name? Ashley Kutcher when he had a million followers on Twitter. Oh my god. He had a million followers right who's who's who's number one on Twitter Right now I'm doing no Viva Obama Is it a wasn't actually Kutcher in a fucking Racer race with CNN's CNN break What was the CNN? That's the first escalate really quickly. Did you know that our YouTube channel? Just hit 4.5 million subscribers already and we hit 4 million like I think 25 days ago

Yeah, so yeah those things kind of escalate is there weird threshold to hit now So it's like exponential growth right? It's like we're I mean up. Even the Let's Play channel, we're approaching a million, we're like 700,000 already. Before we start at the podcast. Not surprising to me. Before we start at the podcast, Jack was telling me that he recently saw Ricky Jervais on the daily show and he had shown up to promote his YouTube channel. Yeah.

And so Jack pulled up his YouTube channel and we were looking at it and we were watching one of his videos and I was like, oh, it's kind of a funny video. How many views does it have? It's like, you know, over three million. I was like, wow, that's really good. How many subscribers does he have? How many did he have? There's like 105,000.

105,000. Yeah, it's crazy. Ricky Gervais went on the daily show to promote a YouTube channel. To try to get people to subscribe to a YouTube channel. It wasn't like, I have a movie coming out. But literally, his backdrop was YouTube.com. I believe that too. But look at how ineffective it was. He still only has 105,000

That stuff doesn't subscribe us because you have to because then people have to watch something then like pick up Their laptop or the computer and be like, what was that thing again and type it in? There's like no easy integration path But there's another step there which is that if you're watching a video and you say, hey, hit subscribe, you're getting those endemic YouTube viewers who are watching it. If you tell someone a daily show to go to YouTube, as someone who would watch the daily show and then potentially go to YouTube, I never, I don't even know like if I have an account on YouTube, I don't think I have an account. I think we talked about this.

You weren't on the podcast when we talked about that. Oh, really? It's like Gmail address, you have an account. Yeah, that is true. It's not trying to give you a sign in. I mean, I think what I said was, the only reason I signed into YouTube, the only reason I have a YouTube account is to see tips.

Because age-gated videos, that's the only reason. Like if it wasn't for that, I would never have to sign in. I guess upload it. They were actually show tips, so right? Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. If it's actually some tips, I'll show you some tips right now.

I will pull up tips that are not educational on that TV. Yeah, just say it's some African tribal something. No, you don't know shit. There's a good shit. You two doesn't do porn. No, there's no porn. I didn't see it watching people fucking. Alright.

Go get fun brews right now. Let's go. It was implied. You want to do this? We're going to do this. Alright, let's get it implied you're gonna do this? are we gonna do this? alright let's do this alright guys good bye let's have a countdown do we talk about this on the on the Nerdist podcast?

we just re-recorded the Nerdist podcast the one we did during South by Southwest you did a good move on your way the one we did for South by Southwest apparently we explained it on Chris's podcast but there was some audio issues with it and Gus heard what they were and they were pretty there was some audio issues with it and Gus heard what they were and they're pretty goddamn ridiculous audio issues.

So that one was unusable. So Chris Hardwick was in town last Friday for the Moon Tower comedy festival. Good dude, real good dude. Yep, and he stopped by and we recorded a new version of podcast. It's Chris Hardwick, Gus, me, and Joel Heyman. And I think we're going to see movies on YouTube right now. I had to sign in to see it right now. I have to sign in. To see it, and I don't want to sign in.

Oh, what was the name of the video? America's Tribute to Boobs. That's literally the name of the video. All right, well, it doesn't have to be educational. It can just be poofs. It can just be poofs. It's just playing in the right place. Yeah.

But we can talk about on that podcast, I don't want to just steal like, you know, some of the discussions we have on the podcast. But we had some really fun discussions about YouTube in general and some funny trends we've all noticed on YouTube so that podcast I think should be out on Friday hopefully with I think so right that's when the nurse with a lean on them yeah I felt bad he was talking about how he kept getting tweets sent to him be like where's the podcast where's the podcast and he even he even expressed that that same problem we have which is

you can explain it but then it just gets lost you know the explanation of like oh we didn't you know we we didn't have good audio we couldn't put it out and if someone's not on twitter when you say that they just come back again like where's the podcast and you just have to explain it all over and over. Yeah. I mean, it would be nice if you could somehow pin a twin. Yeah.

A tweet. Well, even that, like, when I was in Australia, I was there for two weeks. And I had people who are now tweeting me, he's like, Hey, you're coming to Australia. Let me know when you're in Sydney. And I was like, I was in Sydney two weeks. Yeah. But it's like, like, I tweeted about a while ago. There was a hate comedian at this bar. Like, actually, I had about a while ago, there was a hate community at this bar.

Like actually, I had a really, I had a really, really awesome time when I was in Sydney. We ended up, I ended up like, you know, saying, hey, I'm gonna be at this bar at X time and like 30 people showed up for it. It was really, really cool. Well, it's one of those things, it's like, it's as amazing as the internet is

for communication. It also is amazing, it's showing you at how poor it is a communication. Because people can miscommunicate with you all the time as well. And so we talked about this a thousand times, I think, in different ways. Someone asked when we're going to print boobs on the 3D printer. I actually had not thought about that. Can you talk about your new collection of crap?

No, I've got some stuff we print out on the 3D printer here. Yeah, you got the castle. We printed that castle nine fucking times. So well, that's my favorite. Yeah, this is my favorite. It's like a bolt and a nut that actually screw and unscrew together. You can't tell with the texture on that. It's actually really awesome.

No, believe me. We got a... So does it print the bolt and the nut separately? Or does it print them already together? No, a princim side by side. That's a pretty cool. This little castle thing. It's weird just to hold a thing and then say you put it...

Kind of out of focus, but you can see it's got a little bit of a little bit of a lot of it. We've got another word besides printing fabricated. You're the cast this little uh, I want that all to get. Yeah, it's full. Oh, I saw 3D. That by a sign. Achievement hunter logo.

Oh yeah, no, so so that right there we actually we got this cool games case. Games. And uh, like they have a replaceable like logo on the front. And so Ryan actually made an achievement hunter version where we can pull off the old one put that one on. And then this little little box I don't have you heard all my guys there's nothing better than okay they're the better the replacement spotter's logo face when you show cut the Gavin's face when you're showing that thing so have you seen this box Bernie no what is it so Ryan being the genius that he is I don't know what

he told genius he took the motor out of an Xbox 360 controller and put it to the switch and the circuit board and this battery and you can turn it on so that every 90 seconds it vibrates like that. Like the motor is going off. That's badass. And then he hit it in Gavin's desk. In Gavin's desk. He dug a hole underneath the monitor of Gavin's desk, buried it inside of it and then covered it up with the monitor.

And Gavin, I've never seen Gavin more legitimately pissed off in my life. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I bet at my thousand dollars that he couldn't get 10,000 gamer points or however you say your score. In seven days, and he fucking destroyed it and got it in three and a half. This was a strategy that I used. Yeah. I bought these things off thick,

think geek. They're a lot smaller. You know, you're trons. You know, you're a tron. Yeah. And it has like random intervals. It'll play like a chirp, like a metallic chirp

I think I bought eight of them and then went over to visit them like on the first day I chucked them in air vents. I was like They were everywhere behind the fridge and they were just going off constantly I actually felt bad about that The thing with that though is that because it was hidden in my desk and I was rum I was so annoyed I couldn't find it because I have a hole in my desk already and I was rummaging around in there Yeah, but I started I started wailing on the desk. I was trying to find a hammer I was like I'm gonna beat this thing and then after I punched my desk a few times Ryan told me that it's shorted out and started going every

20 seconds So it was going like It started going faster and then yeah Gavin at some point I was like I hate all of you guys And like yeah, cuz I was filming it obviously and Gavin like he spotted my laptop filming it and so he like I had to leave the room at one point he walked up and got his face right my laptop made like this angry grimace and then yeah it was pretty great and I think if Gavin had a hammer he would no longer have a desk he would have destroyed his bed. Which next time we do that make sure he has a

hammer. I didn't want to leave the room, because I was too much fun watching Gavin to suffer to leave the room to actually get him a hammer. You've mostly noticed that. How long did you take him a notice it? Probably what, about three vibrations. I was like, hey, check your phone. I thought it was my phone.

I was, that was my phone. And then I had my phone in my pocket and it went again. And at that point, I was very excited to look around the room. I was like, to the other's know that this is it. That's what I was talking about. And then there was, I was very excited to look around the room. I was like, do the others know that this is it? And then they were calling attention to it, like Michael would lean back and go, what was that? And I'll be like, then I went to look for a hammer. Yeah. And then you couldn't find a hammer. So this is awesome. So he printed out, I think

that actually might be one of the annoyance runs reworked. I think it might be one of the things you had, but he tweaked it to do the vibration instead of the chur. It looks kind of similar, like the parts here, but not quite. God, he's crazy. Yeah, Ryan is an evil genius and actually printed the box on the 3D printer. I know, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, he printed out, like it's got little columns and stuff. Yeah, like he's done little compartments, where it holds everything. And I know that's cool. We don't need to show it work. We're pulled everything and I know school. We don't need to show it or anything like that.

Okay, I'm sure. Alright. Thanks. I mean, as soon as I put it down, there it is. Alright, great. There you go. There we go. Are there the view who are listening to the audio podcast?

Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing is right. Zero quality podcast. Yeah, so we've been running that printer non-stop. Like we had some initial trouble learning how to use it, but once we figured everything out, we've been pretty shit-tough stuff. You know, you printed a holder for the GoPro so you could film a printer. Yes, absolutely.

I was missing one of the drawers that holds the hard drives in my Mac and Ryan was like, yeah, that's just pretty another one. Yeah, that blew my mind. Like we have those trays. I don't know if he's done it but we'll sort that out. Yeah so I mean we just do it. I mean it's I mean they're not like it's not like they're that expensive but if you need one immediately you don't have to worry about like ordering it or finding it or getting a ship to you. I have a question about starving to death. Okay. When you start to death.

Go on. What do you die of? Like what the? When what do you actually stop living off? Um, I think it is when is it just you giving up no no Go ahead okay, so say say I remember that food. I was through the deserts cooling along eventually I start to death right say 30 seconds before I start to death a dude held a sandwich He was like I wouldn't just die, would I? I'd be like, there's a sandwich, I'm going for it. And I'd live longer to get to the sandwich. You know, I think you'd potentially be so far gone that even if you eat, you still die.

You could use stomach shrinks. Your stomach shrinks? No, no, really. In the Holocaust, like, they... Oh, this is not. You're not. I'm listening. Well anyway, when people go really long time without eating...

Chris and Merchord, everyone. There's stomach shrinks up and then whenever they eat, there's stomach can't handle food. It's a nibble. Yeah, you can't eat too much at once. I'm gonna steam off death with a nibble. You could keep going, wouldn't you? Yeah, you just nibble. I think you could have hope and

Survive on hope I think When you stop today what if what if okay, so let me give you a hypothetical situation Yeah, but I want you to eat the opi and just tell everyone to hope 30 seconds before death the guy showed you the sandwich and you're like yes He's like I had just kidding and throws it away how much longer do you live you have keeping 30 seconds before death. The guy shows you the sandwich and you're like, yes, he's like, I had just kidding, and throws it away. How much longer do you live? Do you have another 30 seconds? What if he pulls out another sandwich

he's like, oh, just kidding, here you go. And then throws that away. Could you live forever like that? Would your life go on indefinitely as long as you have sandwiches to show you? What if you just smell the sandwich? You're trishing to the smell. You washed the sandwich, hadn't you?

I was on a fishing line. Yeah, you're just a little more. I want to learn. No, I'd say a fish Yeah, you're like just a little more I want to learn You would learn that you was screwed with you and then you give up well, what do you run out? What do you run out? I scream them? You're like oh shit that's so many Well, he's through the sandwich, but maybe he went through the ice right So much so people are suggestion Gavin that if you're starving your death just don't do it You just tell yourself not to yeah Oh, yeah. That's a, what is Dr. Frig?

Basically, what it is is that you run out of the basic nutrients that run yourself, especially like your heart would be that would go to arrhythmia. You have adrenaline. But what understand this with starvation? You have adrenaline to boost yourself a little bit further. So if you have seen a sandwich, gives you a boost of adrenaline. I'm gonna live maybe for the next minute. I would agree with that.

Okay, okay, here's another thing. Okay, you're dying of starvation. You're like 30 seconds from death, but you're in a plane and someone pushes you out the plane. Do you, there's the adrenaline keep you alive? Cause you're going to get adrenaline through. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

No, he has a good point there. Yeah, I'm gonna stop to death before you get the ground. No would actually, in seriously answering your question, I think adrenaline will cause you to starve to death faster. Not in a mix your heart start going and you would use up, you would use up whatever few nutrients. So you'd be like, I don't know. I mean, dehydration is so dangerous, it throws off the chemical equilibrium that you have between yourselves, so it can't transfer what it needs to transfer. So you'd be crawling through the desert, you'd be like, oh, I got about 30 seconds left.

Oh, so much. Ow. I just kick it immediately. Why is the whole scenario desert in sandwich? You can start with that in your lab. Can we go to sandwich? You can start with that in the game. You need to run out of water.

You started the year. You started the year in this swimming pool. Why is it have to be a desert?? Okay, so you've gone live in a water brother's cartoon. Is that what you're doing? You've got 30 seconds till you die, but you're underwater. You can hold your breath for 45 seconds. Do you die of starvation or drowning? You die of oxygen starvation. I love, I love your questions. Did you just come up with that right now? Or had you been thinking about that for a while? I actually thought about it earlier today. I was like,

couldn't, couldn't hope keep you alive for an extra minute. That's a thing you will question. Technically, if you take desert to, you're typically going to die of dehydration. Yeah, maybe before you die. A crystal said that. Yeah, okay. I do hate hypothetical situations, whoever said that. But when they're retarded and you can make fun of someone, that's a, that's a whole other, a whole other deal.

Thanks. No, I think it's a legitimately, I think that's that hypothetical. He's asking like hypothetical he's asking like what is it what is starvation i got that's true and can you keep it at bay with with hope the answer is no according to a court and some romantic comedy i'm sorry some romantic a movie trailers i've seen hope can keep you alive no i hear it floats as well hope does float man it's too bad because i saw i saw a movie uh... we were jack and i were talking about it before the podcast but here we are once again potentially with spoiler stuff that's a big pain in the

ass can talk about uh... oblivion which was the the joseph kimin ski movie the i did tron the new tron movie is that do that guy i didn't even i'm like all the ui stuff in the movie i call the computer stuff is really really cool to sleep and i forgot that uh... tron came out to be honest with you i'm i'm i'm you know she could do it because that the the deathpunk uh... death punk

album coming out uh... we talked about that on the news pod don't worry about what i want that that's because we had a whole lot of that after the the first podcast but uh... talking about that there they were the soundtrack for the tron movie and i think that i forgot that they even made it a second tron movie i went saw it and everything was super excited about it. That movie made no impact on me

I'm excited about a Tron. Yeah, Tron was a movie. I saw one of those kids. Yeah, so it was like What's that? What's it? When did you see the one you see the movie? Yeah, I mean when if when you were Younger and I was feeling you were movie. It's different. Gavin is like saying a tar 2600 games are shit because well Yeah, of course they look like shit now But when you're a kid growing up playing that that's awesome. It's formula. Let me put it perspective If I may let me put it in perspective Gavin and this is not not saying anything. This is the time that we live in 20 years from now if you had this you go what is this? This is amazing. This is revolutionary, but it's not that I can crap

Like in 20 years, I don't want to like Like that's one color and it's like it's not even different materials. It's one material You know what I mean, but this is fucking amazing. Yeah, that's amazing. That's not a good eat it God that did not exist. We hit a button and it existed. Yeah That's a major not even add water to this and then live in it I mean the guys who made drawn they they didn't know what they were making like they couldn't see it until they rendered it I imagine it's imagine making one of your lets plays and not being able to see it that you put it out A technical model right, but it's not a good movie It's yeah, it was great. There's nothing else like a tron. Yeah, it really trons a great movie

That's a good movie is wreck it Ralph look at movie? It doesn't hold it. It's all right. It's basically the same premise as Rekord Ralf. It's what's the world inside of video game more? Yeah, kind of. But it was kind of... It was made by super computer nerd, so everything is like too much like about programming and so it's not accessible to the average person. But it was a good movie. But like those old Atari games are crap and I'm sure if I was alive at the time I wouldn't have been interested in them because they were so cool now you can look back at the club But at the time it was they were fun. Yeah, especially like combat come on two tanks you and your friends shooting each other He was stuff like like mortal combat like your original more combat you play that now. It's like oh god

This game is terrible. I was hate it more combat. I hate this. Oh congratulate. Okay. We have the fucking video game hipster I know what game did you like when you're a kid? Name the games you like. I was super Mario crap What else like shit? I'm set. I don't want to do it Well, no, you understand his opinion though. I do as well. I mean Tron is a shitty movie Yeah, yeah, I just I'm just upset that he's not acknowledging our point. You're not acknowledging our point that it was good at the time Yeah, I don't even think it was good. See he was there at the time. I can't know what you can't acknowledge mine I'm putting really good six years before you were the movie came out

I remember when I was a kid I first saw a video game that was crap and I wasn't interested and then a good game came out like Super Mario Land I was like this is actually good now. I'm gonna start liking games What was the game you saw those crap? I have some crappy thing with like a lion and a ball or something A lion and I think said a lion and a boss like what fucking game is that? So I want to mention that this podcast we have our first beer sponsor ever Amazing so How long two decades two decades we have our sponsor this week is third shift Third shift was crafted by

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over here in the annex now. Yeah. Why'd you hide it? Because I knew if I left it in the studio, everyone would drink it. Like it would just disappear right away. The animators are vultures. I don't know if you knew that, but anything you put on the I literally I was in the middle of a meeting the guy showed up with the beer I left the meeting to hide the beer. Oh, no smart move to Absolutely the right thing. I was like I'll be back. I got to go hide this Excuse me. I have to hide smell call and I brought it over here So yeah, like Bernie said huge milestone. We have officially gotten one free game and now one one beer sponsor See you two billion views on YouTube forget it

one free game and now one one beer sponsor to see. Do you believe in me as a YouTube for get it? The podcast being sponsored by Beer, that's the most important thing. It is. And the free games. I like the logo. The logo is very bio-shocky. Like it looks like it would, you know, come on us and think of a classic game. It's pretty cool.

You know, it would have been weird. It would have been kind of weird. One of the potential names for the day five script was originally third shift. Because it's about, you know, everyone dying when when they fall asleep and so people who work the third shift Someone didn't know what it was what third shift meant someone in the controller remember who it was I believe it and I had to explain to them that it's you know the third chip people who work midnight to 8 a.m. Right Well, I mean it's a It I think a graveyard shift is probably a more that common term. I get that yeah, yeah

I think third shift. I think driving with something. I don't use oh the third shifter Dracking to the four driving No, you go from in to D. Yeah, can anyone here drive a manual transmission? Yeah, I might be I think I couldn't theory You've ever driven one before so So what makes you think you could ride? Let's know no, no, we're going to try it. We're going to try this. Fucking manual transmission car. Somebody here. Somebody here has one for sure.

No, you don't want to let anyone. I don't. I don't want to. I don't want to. Again, describe, describe driving a manual transmission car to us. I'm going to start. I'm going to put it into first gear. Okay. You're in first gear, I'm going to put it into first gear. Okay, you're in first gear, which is typically up.

Right. Okay. Now, you're already into, you start hitting the gas. Okay. What's your left foot doing? It's nothing right now. Okay, so your left foot is resting. I'm going forward.

Okay. And then I'm like hitting the max. Okay, so your engine's revving up. I like to go with the gas to hit the shift. The shift, okay. Whatever it's, the clutch. Chat clutch, you know, I think he's going left. And then while I'm hitting the thingy, I shift to two. Okay.

And then I go back to the gas. You can't see what he's doing, but he's taking his left foot. There we go, all right, here we go. So now I'm hitting the gas. Don't knock over third shift. Okay, you can go up. And you go up and whenever you hit the max, you're in there. Then you let go go the gas and hit the thingy. But you can't just fling off the

clutch and being that gear. And then you go to third now. So you go to three and you just keep working your way up. One was the top gear. Six. Okay. And then when I had a stop sign you have to you have to what go back down to one. How do you go back down to one? Uh, hmm. So how does, I don't know. I don't know.

Let me say, so you're, you're going in gear six, you're approaching a stop sign. Speaking of you. How do you slow down? You break. You break. All right. Your car has turned off.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have to, uh, it's like idle or something. Okay, you have to idle or something whenever you stop this conversation reminds me that i haven't made one of those interview video for good for youtube and really long time that's true i've last one that i did because of kara

uh... kara and the guy movies is good that was a last one i did we know what three you know Chris kara and been these are these are videos that made with the at Chris kara and but it got to the point where everyone knew that we were making these things. Oh, yeah, so people like I Or may or may not have researched some things that I knew I was gonna be good on And so we kind of had to mothball it for a little bit, but man I I can honestly say

That out of all the years I've worked at Ruchief, Cara made me laugh. The hardest, it was a big debate whether or not to put that in. When Cara, when I asked her about the time machine in back to the future, and I said when it goes, was it 500, she said it's a Camaro. It's a Camaro. A Camaro that goes 350 miles an hour, and then when it goes just 350 miles an hour, it goes through time. And I said, which direction? And she says, north.

And I got two seconds of like crunch and then I I must have had 20 minutes I've never seen you laughing they wanted to put it in because I just couldn't I was just I think there's a base bit of it right no they cut it oh they yeah we decided it was better for you know I would never laugh I would love to see that raw footage the the whole damn thing it's about an hour of footage just everybody knows I laughed the entire time we did that thing I mean mean, it's just impossible to do with Chris. And when Karras said that, I fucking lost it.

Then it's probably the hardest I've laughed in like, I'm my entire life. I couldn't stop laughing. It's like the perfect answer. If someone was going to pin you down and a question and answer thing like that, what would be your... Pokemon. Pokemon.

I wouldn't be able to answer a god damn thing about Pokemon right yeah we should play this game in my journal which is where it came from I used to remember make people take something that everyone has something in their life that everyone else around them knows backwards and forwards like Pokemon or for me it's another one is kind of a hairy potter I don't know shit about Harry Potter but it's so pervasive that you think you could like okay I think I know what this is about and so what but it's so pervasive that you think you could like, okay, I think I know what this is about. And so what you do is the game in the journal was, take something you've never seen before, but you know everyone else knows about,

and explain it in as much excruciating detail as you can. Everything you know about it. Mine, you go back and just look at Pokemon in my journal on Root Steeds, and you'll find it's me like saying that you take the Pokemon's and when the Pokemon see each other they fight the Pokemons and then they turn into other Pokemon it's like me trying to explain evolving and stuff like that and people just like laughing and then them trying to explain stuff not everyone's good at it everyone tries to make it sound stupid the point is like try to explain it as excruciatingly detailed as you possibly can to correct the devil Kevin what is your everything is your thing isn't it? Incorrect Gavin Gavin. What is your everything is your thing isn't it? All right, the body is anime Monty's right. I would know shit about anime. Yeah, I'd let me doom the name a Kira It's about it. Yeah people in this

Oh That's it something about over nine thousand Kira What was yours Gus? I don't Pokemon for sure all sports dude. I know sports. Yeah Gus knows sports. I will I talk sports with Gus I know sports you know because no sports I will I talk sports with guys I know sports really yeah man I feel I know I talk football of Gus for a while I like we did sports with Chris Yeah, I garbage would have to be I think people just get a kick out of Gavin news science But you might actually know more you we did one with Brandon that didn't work

Well, good. Yeah, he just knew it and it was like it was it was science it was science right yeah and Brandon new Branding knew enough about science was back and there's the thing the thing the ones he didn't know where things were like I don't know yeah, this is like that was the hard part about the show It has to be stuff that the audience knows the answer to but that the person being interviewed doesn't that's why Ben Was funny with American history even though honestly a lot of people watching that didn't know American history Yeah, but you know like the guy movies in car was pretty much perfect. Everybody knows that nerdy stuff that watches YouTube and Carrie just didn't know any of it. It was awesome. And then there

was another one somebody suggested we do somebody who used to work here and red versus blue because they didn't know anything about red versus blue. But then we thought that just seems like. I don't talk about talking with you and dealing with all the people who work here Like have you have you name everyone's last name who works? Or like their birthdays or something like that like so yeah, cuz that was right That was right when we started ramping up hires and stuff. I got kind of embarrassed today And I can't believe I'm actually gonna tell this story. Yeah, I was standing getting a glass of water at the fridge and I was staring at the fridge and I was staring at the fridge

I never look at the fridge for some reason I looked at it today and it was like a birth announcement on it It was like welcome baby to the world from so and so and so and so and so and so and so and so and I called Gav over and I was like Who's this baby I don't know. It's like who are these people like are these the parents? He's like yeah, I was like Who are they do they work here? Did they? I don't know. I was too embarrassed to go and ask.

And now I'm telling you on the podcast instead. I know, right? That's always the way to do it. So I know tomorrow, someone's gonna come up to me really pissed off and be like, that's my kid. I told you about it. I know some people in the company who are pregnant. Yeah, some of them, some of them about to have it.

They are not themselves. This was a baby that was born in March. Oh, born in March. Yeah, we're a baby in March That's the question. Oh shit now we're all now. I'm doomed as well. You're inditing all of us He's a time traveler though. He gets I am yeah, I've been gone for two weeks You know, there actually is a time travel component to traveling to Australia weird man because you You lose the other is going there. I love I love it's weird to not have a day I flew out on a Sunday and arrived on a Tuesday. You get it back No, no that day's gone. You fly out on a Sunday and you land on a Tuesday Monday never happens for you

Yeah, yeah, that Monday does not exist in my life You only get a day back. No, no because I crossed international date line also, but then you come back that Monday is gone You don't get that Monday back You get an extended Monday or you gonna extend a date? Every time you go there was a date on the calendar that you did not go My science a tweet came up in the feed that was just oh no All right That's it. That's all I had to say. Alright, we're done with, we're done with, we're done with, we're done with my time travel. Yeah.

People are starting to, people are starting to huddle like ducking cover. Yeah. Don't mess. Why do you disagree? No, no, no, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I anything you love you the count the day on the calendar so okay okay so what if someone's like what if they're sandwiched on Monday the 18th and then I know and then you and then you say the times they're we're they no no what if someone says

hey can you write me a response on Monday and then you leave on a Sunday and arrive on a Tuesday what do you do or you think here's a better one well if you land on Tuesday in Australia, it's probably Monday in America, so I'd send it then. Okay, here's a point. You gotta point. Gavin, you always write them on there Monday. Here's a better one. You get on the plane. December 24th, Christmas Eve. You land December 26th. When do you celebrate Christmas? You clearly don't get it. Listen, listen, listen.

When do you celebrate Christmas? You clearly don't do it. Listen, listen. Listen, listen. It's just, it's just, it's, you, you try to like, take something and like put in a frame of reference. You don't skip a day, you don't disappear, nothing like that happens. It's not like anything, you're just not playing. Yeah, you just don't, you don't experience that day though.

Like, you're, you're on a plane the entire day. Okay, yeah, that's nice. Two people are born at the exact same time in different parts of the planet, and they fly all around the planet. And maybe you go to Australia and you lose a day and you miss it. They're still the exact same time in different parts of the planet and they fly all around the planet and maybe you go to Australia and you lose a day and miss it, they're still the exact same age. You made it so much worse, Gavin. You just like, I was agreeing with you and then you like basically told the plot the contact. I'm not sure. I'm not sure what happened there. Yeah, what happens to your birthday is on a Monday. You leave on a Sunday and you arrive on a

Tuesday. Your birthday doesn't exist. Let's wait, let's wait, Matt. You don't age. Oh, but guess what I found out, guess what I found out. Before we get too far away from this, can I talk about a really fucked up story that happened? Don't worry, what do you found out is we're getting too after this. Okay, so, so obviously the flight from, I flew from Sydney to Dallas, that was my way back, right? I, I, I, I spent all my time in Australia coming back from Sydney to Austin, Texas via Dallas, right? Yeah. Which is one of the longest flights on the planet, by the way.

Wait, what's the flight? Sydney to Dallas. Okay. So that's like a 15 hour flight, Sydney to Dallas. It's not one of the longest flights? It's one of the longest flights in the world. You could not possibly take a longer single flight than that. I don't know.

I think Singapore to New York. Was it, this one is like 18 hours? Yeah, the Singapore Airlines has, I think, has the longest flight in the world. But this is one of the longest flights in the world so I already wasn't looking for this flight so like I was sitting there in like whatever I took my flight on about halfway through about seven hours in this flight and like it's kind of the middle night a lot of people are sleeping the lights are all dim the cabin and they get on the intercom and they're like

start awake you if there are any medical practitioners on the plane to please let us know uh... passengers having an issue what's you're like i can do that yeah i think that's work for a company called the chairman hunter yeah obviously but i would like to put out like that's not that's not that's not so i'm sitting there like are you that's weird like okay sorry i can uh... you know

can i not off again. And I wake up a little bit later. And I'm in the back of the plane, like the back cabin of the plane. It's a 747 separated out. And I look back and behind me closer to the restrooms are a lot of like, you know, the flight attendants and a couple of people are kind of surrounding in areas.

Like, wow, that's important people. Yeah, yeah, the people like the employees are worth. The president. Yeah, and so it's like, that's weird. jack on the and um... so it's like okay i wonder what's going on but no one really knew what's going on but you see a lot of people doing that the crane look back thing and it's like alright that's probably not a good thing and so we're about probably an hour later

and uh... meanwhile the supposed to go from city to Dallas we get the get on the the intercom like um... sorry due to a medical emergency we actually have to divert to la x yeah and it's like oh shit okay i guess something really important going on your stops on the way our basic la and hot alluloo and that's it yeah yeah and so we in the blend in lax and instead of pulling us into a terminal we can actually get out walk around use the restroom and get back on the plane they pull us in front of a hanger. And then like they have fire trucks dms everyone's pull up next to it, God damn, all right, I don't know what's going on. But how long into the flight did they call for a medical practitioner? About seven hours. So you're like over the Pacific.

Yeah, we're like Pacific. Seven hours away from LA or three or four hours? Five, five hours away from LA. And so it was like, that's fucked up. And so anyway, I fall asleep while we're on the ground in LA. I'm worried. And I woke up and we're still on the ground like what the fuck like we've been there for like three hours at this point finally about

I'm worried about how much jack sleeps I was sleeping mother fuck I was one of the things where I took up during the day there so I wasn't really tired Yes, I watched like five movies in a row and then we landed that's when I got tired Then I fell into coma I was in and I was just so worried and I got tired. Then I fell into coma. No big deal. I was in a coma. It's just so worried. And I was like, so we sat there and for like four hours and then we finally took

off and went to Dallas, landed. I was in my seat for 20 hours. I got up at one point to go use the restroom and all they're now is in my seat for 20 hours, which I know. You're, yeah, you're going to get a blood clot. Yeah. Well, I only know that because they got on the intercom. They said they're not allowed to have a flight over 20 hours otherwise they have to like change the everyone

who's working on the plane or something. Some weird thing like that. It was like 19 hours like 56 minutes it was close. Yeah anyway. What are they doing here? So we landed Dallas and I'm going through customs and stuff and actually turns out there's a fan on the plane you see spotted me he's like hey man you know like I was on the plane that was wild right and I was like oh I don't know what happened he's like oh I was back there yeah I tried to talk to you 15 times but I was but I was like what happened he's like oh I was in the back of the plane I was like oh what what what happened he's like oh dude had a heart attack and died yeah so I do died on my plane

and we were flying with a dead guy for like three or four hours. So if someone had showed him a sandwich, would he have been at the rest of the right place? So the reason why we had to wait in LAX is we had to wait for the corner to come on the plane and actually take the dead body off the plane. That's messed up. What is the corner do? What's this? He looks at a body and goes, yep. That's what he does. Yeah, I get it. It's a good question. What does a corner do?

I guess they're trained to handle that. I think you've always do his death. He's facing the most specialized delivery man in the world. Well, he's like the worst doctor in the world. It's like, oh, yeah, he was confirmed that someone's dead. You don't have to do anything to try to save him. But they probably don't even believe him. Like, somebody when he shows up at the mall,

they go, let me just double check. Corner. Corner said he's dead. But someone's head has come off and rolled away. Do they need a car? Yeah, they do? Well, like, how many of you this? Like, if they say like, are there medical professionals

on the point, he goes, I'm a corner. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm a dentist. I'm a dentist. Well, I don't know. He might, he's not dead, so I can't do any. But like, I've painted my desk. All right, let's do an autopsy.

Let's get that hard out of the way. Yeah. But Gus and I were talking about this, you were saying that Singapore Airlines, they actually have a cadaver compartment, right? Yeah, that Singapore Airlines on the A380s, they have a compartment for cadavers. So they could have...

They could have kept going. Yeah, they could have thrown it. They don't move you into the cadaver compartment apart. If someone, because the A380 is what Singapore Airlines uses to fly, the longest routes in the world, when someone dies on the plane They put them in the cadaver closet. Oh, you only a cadaver when you're being fiddled with and like science on your dead No, it's just a dead body

Yeah, yeah, if they're transporting a dead body they would put them obviously in cargo like in a Confiner some shit like in lost when you get to zero hope It's like a video game up a Confiner some shit like in lost when you get to zero hope So I was kind of messed up cuz I'm like I was you know a little pissed off when I was sitting in LA I said god damn like what's going on with this guy? I was just even focused on a lot of your delay You're like this is really convenient Yeah, I will go I want to get home, I want to get home. Yeah, at least you woke up.

And then it's like, oh wait, oh shit. I hope this guy's bag doesn't come out before I'm back. I'm gonna be, what a waste of time. Oh, that's horrible, that a guy died. Yeah, how fucked up is that? He's probably like, kind of like a trip of his lifetime going to Australia, going to America. Yeah, and he's like, fucking dying on a plane. Oh dude, that's his bad timing.

Plane's suck as it is to dion a plane. Jesus Christ. So you had to breathe a recycled today. I have a question. I have a question for you Jack. Yes. Would you rather die on a plane as it's taking off? I put that in a part of the thing.

Or die as it's crashing an hour later. What? Very morbid question. Which would you prefer? Probably, like, probably the taking off part. Yeah. Well, I mean, whether or not, like, no matter when I die, the plane is still going to crash, though.

It's going to crash in an hour. OK. Would you rather go down with the floor? I would say beforehand, because that way people like, oh, like, you don't worry about you. And then everyone's fucking dead. Is everyone's going down, then? Who would prefer to die to crash?

No, he's saying die before crash. No, he's saying die before the crash. No, he's saying die in the crash and I really. Oh, I mean, I think I might want, I would want to go down with the crash. You're mental. You're diet panic. At least he crashed. Even if you're down the plane, you'll still go down with it in the crash. Okay, yes.

I'm just saying it's like the experience. Yeah, as long as that crashing, there's a giant sandwich. In the plane's like right from the plane and then it flies off. Somebody runs out the mountain with a gallon of gas. No, I can make maybe even hit some right angle. I'm just thinking, it runs down the hill. Let's put up the landing gear just in case you catch the right angle. But as he do, it's like, I mean,

that is a isolated, awful situation, being in the air over the middle of a Pacific Ocean. If, I feel terrible on this guy, if he had a heart attack 12 hours earlier or later, he probably would have survived. He's just in an awful environment. Where nothing can be done. It's also one of those things.

I got home and I googled about it, trying to find if anyone, there was no news report, nothing like that. Makes you think how often does that happen? I did a research for another script I'm working on where it was important, and I'm gonna try to remember here. I wanna say, I got it down to,

I wanna know how many people die every day. And it was either, I think it to know how many people die every day and it was either I think it's I think it's eighty five thousand people die every day and like eighty six thousand people are born or something like that I looked at it this is about a year ago I was doing research for a script and I was trying to figure out how many people die every day I think we've reached a point worldwide with population growth where we're reaching an equilibrium at that point, like you talked about, where the numbers aren't so disparate and we're not growing exponentially anymore, but rather beginning to level off.

No, we're definitely leveling off. Most civilized nations now are starting to tip back below sustainability rates. Yeah, like Japan is the famous example. They say that it's 100 years away from disappearing. Yeah, they can't. We just go back up again wouldn't it it would just be like yeah how would it go well say it like it got down to two people left they would make a baby yeah then what would that baby have sex with the brother it's like you know I think the the I think the equation is in order to sustain population a married

couple has to have 2.2 children there There's only one demographic in the U.S. now that is having children above the sustainability rates of Hispanic demographic. Let's hear it. We like to fuck. Don't pull out. It's not much on average. It's like 2.2 and you guys are like 2.2 or something like that, but it's not yeah we're doing it keeping it America I'm like yeah I guess has no kids yeah I guess you're not gonna have kids bro yeah you've got how many dogs you have you have two we have two point one dogs I've certainly made a kid would you get rid of it oh my god wow please is Christ yeah I hate I hate I for that

question lighthearted podcast discussion oh I'm gonna be an awkward segue for the next 10-minute material off of a guy dying on a plane the jack was on oh You said you recently discovered something before jack told his story. Oh, yeah, so This was something we were just talking about something that we were talking about planes and all this stuff too that made me think of it as well. But I discovered that this is something we have lorded over you for years. Guess what? I discovered that Ashley also went to Math Camp. Hey, Math Camp.

She's got a screen over here. You can't see her. She's over there. Yeah, she went to Math Camp. What kind of Math? The green screen setup. You can't see it over there. Yeah, yeah, she went to math camp What kind of math? The green screen setup. Can we get her? Can we get her a mic six great? No, that's like that's like yeah, nothing math That's no one of my years. What did you do? Number theory discrete mathematics atometer theory Where we college you went to math camp? No, I was in high school, but it was like graduate level mathematics

How the fuck did you not graduate from college? like graduate level mathematics. How the fuck did you not graduate from college? You had to take a leg up. It was boring. Yeah? I didn't like, there were a number of things I didn't like about college. I didn't like being forced to take classes I wasn't interested in.

I didn't like the structure that people were telling me how to learn things as opposed to actually learning them on my own. And I think those were like the two big driving factors. And the third one, of course, is like, I'm spending all this money and I hate these other two things so much. It's like, why would I just not spend the money and go out and start learning on my own and learn specifically what I want to learn?

Is that what you did? And that's what I did. Hey. And I think it worked out. I don't know. I'm very disenfranchised with it. How much math do you use now? I do a worked out. I don't know. I'm very disenfranchised with it. How much math do you use now? I do a good amount, but the math I use now is nothing like math cat math. It's like a counting math.

Yeah, it's like a count like Excel spreadsheets. Is that what I do all the time? Dude, I fucking love spreadsheet. God. As dorkies, that is, I love spreadsheet. Yeah, I know. We know. Gus loves fucking spreadsheet.

Yeah. So. No, like, setting all the formulas and stuff like typing in one number like everything changes so awesome it's so hot it's so dirty and I was this this is maybe topic for when Joel's on the podcast but um you know when the financial meltdown happened globally in 2008 there was right governments all you mentioned July, I have to interrupt you. Governments all grappled with the thought of austerity, cutting back government spending versus government throwing money at the problem.

Yeah, that's correct. And increasing spending. And there was a paper that was written very famously that people who supported austerity pointed to as like we should be following us to austere measures in order to fix financial crisis. Right. There was a person doing a graduate level thesis on economics and he asked for the spreadsheets that they used to write this austerity paper. And while examining the spreadsheets, he realized there were errors in their Excel formulas that they didn't properly sum some rows.

So their austerity measures were wrong. Like it totally debased the entire argument. Wow. And this just came out like two weeks ago. Really? Well I mean if anything, every nation that went into austerity basically is in almost full blown revolution at this point. Yeah, do you watch the vice series on HBO? No, but I've heard nothing but good things about it. They had, yeah it's really good and this past episode i saw uh... they had a segment on the financial troubles and the uprising going on in spain in greece it's uh... it's really a good show is what you get a two-year ago and you can

book what i mean so what's the what's the argument is that i'm like jol is not going to make the argument that the government should spend their way out of the book but he will get flustered and continue to try to explain why austerity is the right way to go. That's what I love about all. Joel is one of many doomsday economists that I know, I like to buy gold, all that stuff. And it's like, you can't go too deep, you can't scratch too far below the surface because

they don't really have any answers to just bet on the end I don't understand what the final Like what does he want to get out of all of that? Does he want to have money at the end? You know, I love Joel And he's one of my favorite people But Joel the only time Joel ever be happy in his life is when the asteroid is broken the atmosphere And is about to hit the planet. He'll point you go see I told you and then it'll be happy in his life is when the asteroid is broken the atmosphere and is about to hit the planet It'll point you go see I told you and it'll be happy truly happy for that 10 seconds before that asteroid hits and is fucking killed What if it was like he called the asteroid or it's like

Something else what if what if we suddenly got a new moon and it was a giant sandwich And it pulled right away out of the orbit of the Earth. Now my purpose for my existence is to be there within like 20 feet of Joel. It's a very last second to go. I don't remember you saying that. And you can grab. It is.

Take it away at the last moment. But I think we always talk about, I still want somebody to answer me. Why is gold as an item? and at the last moment but i think we always talk about it still wants to be a why is gold as an item why because it's rare to get to go on the that doesn't like the

there's only so much to rare like we somebody somebody blasts me with stuff on the internet on comments afterwards saying bernie we need gold for you know to build sales for like it's very important to the space program. I'm like, if the economy collapses, we're not going to have a space program. Right. If there's like government collapse, the world falls apart, no power, you don't need to build semiconductors. You don't need gold to fucking run electricity.

Yeah, my point is that we assign a non intrinsic value to gold. We say that this is, we say, this is valuable. That's the same argument we make for paper money, too. It's rare because we make it, but it's still rare because of the unique way that we make it. I guess the case of the guy that is this gold has been around for all like thousands of years, and it's always had value, but paper money is a relatively,

gold has been around longer. Well, and they're, I thought you said that's a replicate. value but paper money is a relatively gold chip and run longer and there that's a replicate but you said that there's things rare than gold yeah absolutely what is rare than gold but less valuable rare than platinum helium what platinum is not as valuable as gold no with the recent run-up gold is worth more prouder platinum platinum is way more rare i should be the rare things did they

uh... did you just have to chase taste you want to suck it some more? Fucking try to correct me Snarky stuck up I know what I'm talking about god damn 19 to bitter notes if you want to what was the stories and tell if you're thinking Now I can't remember what it was but you hit but you told you I love that people keep telling me to shut up It's your story about the poor guy dying people keep telling me to shut up about sandwiches You know what that means I'm just gonna fucking talk about sandwiches Delicious sandwiches. All right. We sandwich is for lunch today. It's probably what it is. I have a question

No, you're you're around in the 80s right hanging out pretty much how do you in like 88? Stinging out 88. I was like 15 right so you experience yeah, we're that all yeah, better on there now The thing well I was born in the 80s and grew up like my parents listened to 80s music my whole childhood and stuff like that and It seems really awesome. I like all that music and I like watching movies setting the 80s Like old video games. Yeah, pretty cool Shut up. I'm trying to figure out. Do I like that because that's what I was raised with or with the 80s just that good You know there is stuff when you talked about things like you know this movie a shitty or this video game shitty when watching it to me The most obvious thing like that is fashion like I can look at something that's a fashion trend right now and go

I know that shitty. I know that's bad and the 80s was like that across the board Everything in the 80s was shitty and I knew it was not gonna last I knew it was like this is all just like garbage like Like people had like the the wraparound sunglasses that were just that's exactly what I was thinking about when you talked about fashion the Picture to my mind. There you go. Like that kind of stuff and like parachute pants and like checkered shit and I love the Gavin made the argument about when I was a kid growing up in the eighties I love that kind of stuff and that's literally what we were talking about earlier with video games in the 80s. Like oh, you grew up with the stuff.

It's the same thing as being able to recognize it. By the way, you were born in 88. You didn't grow up in the 80s. That crap carries over. I'm sure my parents will listen to 80s music way into the 90s. Well, I also had the opinion too and I think Internet changed it. Was that whatever was going on the America was not what was going on in the UK. Our version of the 70s was not your version of the 70s.

Because I seem to all come together like in the 2000s like that we all have The internet and internet yeah, I was watching Beverly Hills cop and it just looks amazing like that time Just like to call it when you say Beverly Hills cop it makes me think of a drunk cop with the way you say bed You saw but no more thought you saw a tinker Taylor soldier spy I yeah, I did. But that was like a late night. It came with a pamphlet for you to understand. I would love to see that. I've recently been rewatching that movie. Why? I love it. I think it's a actually a bbc mini series about it i guess i was produced in the eighties with uh... alliguinness in it and uh... thing about picking that up but you know what's in it i don't think i can ruin that movie for our audience so i'm going to potentially say it's it's an old alert about tinkertaylor soldier spot you're in a full of the big twist in that thing were one of the guys is gay

it doesn't seem to me to be that interesting of a twist in the year 2012 was when they came out. That was not that interesting a twist to like justify a major moment to major motion picture. But it was I think it was supposed to be in the backdrop that it was. It's a movie that takes place you know decades ago. I get that. You do lose some things though. Like if you're watching a movie from the 20s and somebody- You're clear you're fine. Yeah. If you're watching a movie from the twenties and somebody clear you're fine yeah if you're watching the movies from the twenties and somebody doesn't go to church yeah that would not be yeah you can't you know you can't like to spend like you're what when you're watching the movie and that was a moment in the movie i feel like it was like a huge like a super huge

moment but I do I do I feel like it was a major turning point in the movie. Did you hear about the basketball player who came out today? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something Collins. Josh Collins. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. He's playing for the Wizards right now. Okay. He's the first person to come out that on a major sports team. And like any of the four majors in NHL and who is still playing? He's still playing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah. Yeah. The first, yeah, first person come out. How's that? No, it just never happened in any team sports. Like, I mean, plenty of like tennis players and like golfers and stuff, but that's all individual. But as far as the team sport goes, the first person ever come out as a homosexual playing in team sport, that's pretty crazy.

It's kind of sad. It's 2012. That's the first. It's 2013. Yeah. Crazy it's kind of sad no it's 2012. That's the first it's 2013 Australia right now it's still 2012 there I didn't park my car here 12 million people are dead jack went to sleep Yeah, it doesn't weird it doesn't weird that the public events for Gay rights essentially are seem to be way behind public opinion. Yeah, like I remember when Ellen came out She was like the first major entertainment star to come out as gay

Yeah, it was like a cover of magazines and by that point it was like I mean we'd been through Liberace and everything But Liberace when he was alive. I know the But Liberace when he was alive. I know Sood people who claimed he was homosexual right and won libel suits against papers who claimed that Despite the fact he really was which seems like he should have to give that money back Well, that's that's what I'm going to do after that. Yeah, yeah, arm shaw and got sued people and won for libel suits And then he admits that he I think the postal service is suing him for sponsorship money for I do not understand how the postal service are they government? How is a government agency sponsor? It's like a pseudo government agency. It's like what the fuck is that? I want that status

It's like it's like an agency that the government pays for but it's not a government agency. It's like a private sector Company that the government supports wow that is the worst example of private sector and government runs stuff. I mean, which part of that makes the post office so shit? Yeah, they lose several million dollars a day just by being. But I'm not being jaded here, right? I'm not being jaded. No, it's not. I mean, because the Social Service, they do deliver mail from everybody's home to everybody else's, directly home. I'm so happy happy i finally moved into a house

is the first house i've ever owned my entire life where the male box he's on the house it's awesome it's like every house of her living before this because they're newer houses i've walked what is that why did that happen differently in america and it did in europe cars to get away with it yet because because everyone's mail is outside and anyone can take it what is that mean oh we think it. Yeah, because everyone's mail is outside and anyone can take it. What does that mean? Oh, he's talking about mail slots. Everyone's talking about mail slots. You can't in like in like a lot of suburban neighborhoods now,

the newer ones, the mail doesn't come to your house. It comes to like a mail center, almost like an apartment complex where they have mailboxes and everyone goes to their locked mailbox and gets it out. So what's the only people just putting it through your door like everywhere else? Well, I think the land in the... you can do that here. Yeah, sure. Is that common? I don't think it's that common. It depends on the neighborhood. Like my neighborhood has one of those mailboxes. There's literally 40 mailboxes side by side. But I just say I'm the first time I lose the house where the mail comes all the way to my house. Right. It doesn't just come to my neighborhood and I can go pick it up. Okay.

Which is which is it shouldn't be weird, but that's weird apparently now. Yeah, I've got my mailboxes like right by my door So I can just open it and like reach out and grab it totally naked. I wasn't I know I don't think being naked would stop you from going to the actual mail Center and getting one Are you like are you like get home and off go everything? No, I still hate that. Oh, she hates that. Yeah, I would hate that I used to be like that what you got your kill. Yeah, I wear underwear now What's wrong with your tackle? When do you want to run with it?

Nothing's wrong with it. She does not see it, right? She thinks it's dirty. Like if I sit on the couch with my ass, like, oh, she's rubbing it all over the place, and I'll give her that point. I've got a dirty ass. So maybe it's where the best that I'm wearing underwear.

I'm gonna never shave it. No, I don't shave it. Are you wearing a shave? Are you wearing a shave? Are you wearing a shave? No, my actual art. No, no, I'm just saying like, I'm talking about like, just your whole- I'm just gonna ask like- I'm like, you're a like right let's start this conversation again now I get to call you guys freaks go ahead

Go ahead wait so Gavin what do you shave down down there? Forrest How far does your forest extend the front why don't like just around the underneath of the bulls? Just are you are you a very controlled area or they they're like protesters you're going so far with the deforestation? I was like owls that have gone extinct, do you have an electric razor or is this all like? No, this is like a dude. But I'll only do what I'm saying. Like what? I'll only see no evil or what is it? See no evil, do no evil or whatever.

So you're from front, you go all the way around the back? No, I need you like to see, I can't see like my gooch, so I'm not gonna go around there. You never mean. I don't actually like catch the corner of my ass all of a sudden. Why would I? I get off the gas station, she's crazy. We only need a card every podcast, like an eject.

Like maybe it's a part of the bullet. It's a parachute. We should keep an envelope with a new topic in the table there I love that idea. I love that. I mean when we get to this we're like all right Let's pull out the envelope and then like new topic It'll raise your hand and if we get a majority just like when someone's talk we always a big red button to hit A little thing pop up. We'll do that but next week we'll have a new topic. We'll have a new emergency topics in there Okay, I want to know something right now guys How you know when you don't hear someone say something, but then you pretend like it's okay

No, you just kind of go over it, but then you realize that it's important. I'm sure I do it with you all the time Apparently well, okay, for example the other day I guess at some point last week I scheduled a cool with some company and he wanted to discuss. A call or a call? A call, go. And they wanted to discuss some collaboration or something, something slow and I related. And I forgot I scheduled this call so all of a sudden this company calls me and I was like, oh I scheduled a call with someone. So I quickly took the call and walked outside and as I opened the door, the wind blew in

my ear and he was like, hi this is from, and he was like, I missed who he was and where he was calling from. So I had to have the entire conversation with this dude without knowing who he was or what a company he was with. Why don't you just say what? I just felt like, you were going to be bothered, yes. I felt like too much time had passed. He was probably flustered because you forgot the call too. Yeah, so like, we're already about 30 seconds in and I realized it's important who these

people are. It's important that I know because I can't continue the call. And then the more I was thinking about this, the more time is passing to the point where it was impossible for me to ask because he'd gone on too long. I was like, I couldn't say, who are you? And where do you work? So yeah, I had like a eight minute business call. I don't know who it is. Did you take the job?

I'm serious. Did you take it? No, they're going to email me. I'm serious. What will you know it's the email. You're now gonna get 50,000 emails saying, I spoke to you on the phone last week. Yeah. Come to my house and choose slow-mo. No, you can tell a professional email from a crappy one. No, I could break it pretty easily. I want to read this here. I want to remind everyone that this podcast is also brought to you by ProFlowers.com.

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What's the thing you got in trouble for most when you were a kid? Nothing. Nothing. You're a good kid, really? Yeah. I was pretty good kid to my brother. You made me come. My brother was an asshole.

I did make me a pump. That made my mom cry for a long time. Oh, it was a good kid. I did make me a pump. Yeah, I did do that. You know what? I had a tendency to do. I would have a tendency where I'd get to sign these big like science projects, like

you'd have to work on them for weeks. And then like the night before it was due at like 10 p.m. I'd be like, oh yeah, I've got to say to you tomorrow, I'm going to need some stuff. You know, science projects are just made by parents, right? I mean, that's pretty much. Wait, since almost like long term take on projects, those are all made by the parents. Yeah. I can tell you that every, well, I shouldn't throw my kids under the bus, but yeah.

Stay there. Let's just say we've gotten some good grades as a collective group for school projects. Your GPA is doing okay right now? My day out with time and I, we made a nucleus that was like, no way. I did made this. Maybe you made a nucleus.

We made a like, go Adam. I think my Adam was like chlorine. It was like, you had to make a model of it. No, no, no. No, I made a fucking Adam. I think my Adam was me chlorine. It was like getting a model. No, I made a fucking Adam because I'm a God. Bernie burns Adam's smasher. Grab some protons and some neutrons and I've created a lot of you. And so there was no way there was no way my teacher thought that I made this fucking thing. There's no way. It's impossible.

And so when I see you have the project, too like when they have public in carving contest at school, these kids are fucking, you know, and my kids, and my kids school, there's no way this can get past the kid's paste. I know, right? I look at these like kids. They're still way. I fucking hated. When I was a kid, I hated those long-term projects. I would never do, I don't know what it was. It was like, when I would get assigned the project, it was like, the due date is forever in the future. And then as it would get closer, it would be like, I don't wanna do this.

And then the night before, it was like, okay, I have to do it. And then it was like, I have to compress like four weeks of work into one night. I, you know what, I did everything like that though. I honestly, in English class, I don't think I read a book they assigned us after freshman year. Because I was a big reader. I read whatever I wanted to. I just think I read a book they assigned us after freshman year. Because I was a big reader. I read whatever I wanted to. I just didn't read the books they gave us, like, uh, Brave New World. I once, what did you read? I just listened to what the teacher said about it and then wrote that.

There were four books we were supposed to read. I read three of them. The great, I made the best grade on the one I didn't read. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I just by paid closer attention Yeah, like Scarlet letter was the first one I remember I didn't read it all quiet in the Western front yeah, alien the Odyssey I'm so reference lives in the book or anything when you write the essay. I don't really remember what they did Yeah, and I can't just like like flip to the book. I'm so glad I have to do school It sounds the worst. Hey, I just want to point out some though. I don't know if this is like Sounds the worst. Hey, I just want to point out some though. I don't know if this is like Gaming the system with one of our sponsors, but it says the first available day for delivery is April 30th

For these things so you can use the code today. You could be could buy flowers for anybody. Yeah for anybody that you want They're I think I think box for dozen roses. It's really good. It's a good deal I should get some for what ability used to give you you should get some for Orson for a right now so i don't know if the house that i bought i don't make any assumptions but i bought the two guys that all my house before me to live together and i think they own the salon

together and and what you're gonna say the hot tub works on remote control but i'm not doing anything but the uh... and it's very it's very well uh... very well decorated yes everything all like the little accessories are fantastic uh... and so i can appreciate it more one of the things they have a bunch of bushes in the front yard uh... and there's no long which i fucking love it's like this game but i just found out recently i didn't know this because i bought the house in

the winter spring rolls around all the bush in the front yards roses and they started spring and roses school So I'll be out in the front yard with Joe the cat and people who walk and buy and they're like I love your roses And I'm like thanks Anything it's like these beautiful rose bushes in my cat. How are you? Isn't here at them. Yeah, so I'm there in the front yard with my cat Can you need a pipe you got to be like a smoking jacket pipe with Joe the cat?

Maroon's like yeah, these are these are my cat. These are my roses. You're welcome. Welcome to my house. And I just give away. I just look at the give people roses. They go by if they say something about it I don't know. Metal care so I will use you for rose. What's a proper etiquette? Is that okay? Can you give people roses? I think so strangers I think I'll color roses. What would you say if you made a stranger and handed you a rose? I don't know. I would find a way more inclined to like where would I be meeting this stranger? By the way, did a quick survey? You're thinking about walking up somebody and saying a cursor baby everybody would punch you. What everybody? I do. I forgot about that. I forgot about it. Chris talked about running up to people that he doesn't know on the street With children and yelling I cursed your baby. What was this in again?

Jesus Christ. I was, okay. So I didn't, or I first of all, but so we were walking up to get food. I think it was me and Carrie and Miles. Okay. And I saw a pregnant lady and a husband. They were walking and I was like,

and I don't know, I thought like we would be an inappropriate thing to say to them. And I'd be like, I curse your child. And the thing is, is they would get, they would look at you weird. But then if their kid, some, you know, their kid was like a shitty kid, they'd always wonder,

was that guy who ran up to me at the parking lot of the restaurant in Kirsten? Or if they'd always wonder, was that it? Right? Oh my God. So would Kirsten. So would Punch, everybody would punch you. We were talking about our punchable offenses.

That would be punchable. Yeah, they would totally be a punchable offense. Yeah. But someone who didn't know. Yeah. I do it. So we thought about it though. Speaking of Chris in social situations,

did you go to Ears birthday this weekend? Oh, is that what you did? Why the fuck did you do that? I don't know. It's like when in college, I lived in West campus and so we would just like you know drink and then wander over and walk around and let's watch people It's like it's crazy the people like on Saturday I was driving up Lamar and I was like what the fuck is going on with this traffic and then I saw a bunch of hippies walking down the street I was like oh it's fucking E.O.R's birthday

It's it's insane man. I've never seen so many what are those bikes called when you like lay back recombinant bikes? I've never seen so many of those fucking bikes in my life It was birthday. E.O.R is just no pun in Hawaii to poo. I know what is that to do with Austin? Oh, they just hold the celebration for spurt. They cuz he's sad So they hold the celebration here. They're going to have Joel Haven's birthday coming up so our next year. Yeah, that's it.

Like what I mean, it's like you walk around. It's like half the people are naked. There's people who are snakes. Oh, what are the girls naked? Yeah. But it depends. But I mean, it's just like you walk around. It's just entertaining. You know, people doing yoga upside down, holding up other people while doing the yoga.

They're all doing the yoga. Are they teaching people how to drive manual transmission? You know who does a lot of that. I don't know if she does it or uh in various states of clothing is uh she was on um she was in the episode of immersion her name is escaping right now Brianna is that her name she was in the fighting girl. I don't know who those girls were. You know or she was also in the pajama achievements a couple different times. Yeah yeah she does all the acrobatic stuff like what's her name Gavin what's name yeah you got it. I got Brianna right? I think that was it. Yeah.

You just dodged it. Yeah, no idea what he said. Yeah, she does all that stuff. No, I did go off of immersion. It was also in Pajama-Chamen. Which girl in immersion was? What's her name? Brianna.

What did you say? I think that too it was. She does. She does all that stuff. All right. So if I ordered flowers for Ray tomorrow, I can't get this. I'm going to be supposed to be free and I'm trying to get. Oh, I see. Yeah, it's when you

click when you put the code in it's the first two in the upper left. Yeah got it. Yep. And the little microphone you're talking about is like if you saw something radio or TV. Right. So I'm gonna send racing roses. You know when a dude spits on a dude. What? Okay. Yes. We've all been there.

Okay, so the whole I imagine when two dudes get into a fight. If you know the fight is gonna happen you punch that'll be the first thing you do, but some dude spit But then you're definitely gonna get punched if you go on the same face. I feel like if you spit That's a sucker move. Yeah, you spit. You know you're gonna get hit You're gonna get you're gonna get hit immediately and you're open because you're like doing this And you're gonna get it. It's like you spit on his way

And you're open because you're like doing this and it's like you Spill his way well, you gotta follow the patch. I have a question I'm gonna go get me so in high school out of friend. We're out hanging out. I had goats at my house Course had pet goats are yeah, so obviously only there for the day My friend stepped in goat poop, okay, and then he took it and then he wiped it on me. Oh my god All right a punchable fence no no no or a punchable. Is it a spitable offense? No, I think spinning and punching thing but spinning is a sucker move Well, all right. You've now got some sort of bodily flip. It may not be a human body But you got like gag on the goat. It's well, so my responses. You just wipe poop on me. Soly spit on the goat. So my response is, do you just wipe poop on me if I spit on him?

Okay. Now, his argument was the spit was worse, but I was like, but it was in retaliation. Now, the poop is way worse. No, I'm just kidding, because human anything is way worse than animals. No. No. So why would you, like, that wasn wasn't Chris's fault this guy stepped in the

Go white force is fighting anything right? I just get go so white force was your go no but no like well It was your lack of attention. Yeah, so Gavin you're saying you would rather eat a pile of shit from a goat I'm pretty sure I would or spit from someone a human being. No, no, no, no, no get oh there we go We're gonna make Gavin throw up here from someone a human being. No, no, he didn't wipe it in my mouth. No, no. What was that eating a cup of spit or shit? We're not even drinking a cup of cheese like like just like warm spit. Is that what you're trying to say? Yeah, I'm not a bucket like oh, there's no bucket his bucket's not here. Oh god. You must have a bucket Like So that

Like oh, boy, like you take something like oh, there's a little string from the cup to your mouth Like you're saying that that's not nearly as you're saying you're saying a pot like a like warm shit isn't as bad Oh, what are you doing? You would spit out of someone stop stop stop. We're not making vomit. Why not? Oh god I'm gonna podcast like four months. So we have a problem. We have a human stop is gross. If I was just done by a horse, it'd be gross.

If I was human just on me, I would be living. I agree with that. Can you get an STD from a horse jizzing on you? Once again, the code for Mother's Day flower is T-E-E-E-E-E. Well, this is where you have to apologize. My mother had to deal with this for 18 years. Top podcast.

You had to deal with me. Your mother's all had to deal with you too. You owe them something. What was the worst trouble you got in with? I said I used to always do those science projects to late. Like make her. Yeah, I guess. Gus, I know you hate me, but I've been enjoying our sponsor a little bit too much. I'm gonna use the boys are

I know but I've got you you have the biggest blood of Delicious alcohol what is so much on a picture of a urinal with the hope to Know that maybe you want to be more reverse hope I'm gonna show him a picture of a urinal with the hope you're gonna be. No, that may be one of P.M.O.R.T. I'll be back. That's from BuzzHip. Reverse Hope. Uh, first. Uh, what? I'm trying to think of other things I got in trouble for. I don't know.

I feel like I didn't get in trouble that much as a kid. You look down the middle of nowhere. You look down on the Mexican border. I mean, did you ever like go into Mexico and cause any trouble? Yeah, but machine never found out about that. You just showed it into Mexico. Yeah, but back then, you know, you didn't even need to show proof of residency. Nope.

Like you would literally go, we'd walk from the US side to the Mexico side. You would pay 25 cents. You'd be in Mexico, you'd get drunk as shit, then you'd stumble back. Literally no drinking it. Yeah, if you could order, you could drink it. Come back, pay another 25 cents. And at the border on the border on the US side to be like are you an American citizen? You're like yes, okay You're your Mexican and they didn't have any I'm an American citizen. Well, I know I'm not saying you

but okay Yeah, everyone in that town is of Mexican descent like literally that town's demographics is like 98.5% Hispanic So you didn't have to have your passport. You could just say, oh, yeah, you don't need anything. So, okay. And when was that when you was that? I mean, this I graduate. I left there in 96. They didn't enforce the passport rule till 2001. It doesn't seem to matter. When I was like in high school, we were we were down there for spring break. And we went across from South Padre Island is right by Brownsville Texas which is right across

Madamoras, Mexico. So we always go across the border and he's right. You needed 25 cents to come back and forth across the border. You need a quarter. Yeah, you would remember that. You had to remember that and we actually, um, we actually had a problem. I actually talked a little

bit about the story. I was working on a daisy. Let's play. The daisy let's play we tried to do last week actually turned into me trying to install fucking Daisy. I wish I had been filming you. I wish you were so goddamn angry. You were so angry. I mean, let's play out of it. I've been trying to do it. So it's like I'm in the process

of ending it right now, but I'm telling you story about being in Mexico and like. I was really excited to do that. Well, I'm still doing it, but the first part of it's gonna be fucking throwing the game. Because I can't let it I came up to laptops. I've got the these things set up over here so we can do uh uh I've got a couple of games in mind ready to go. Let's do it. So uh are we gonna do I we're gonna do it? I this week or something? Well you're gonna be out of town but when you come back we'll uh I want to show you out of town. We'll do it. You know I won't be here. So you won't be here.

Weank. Yeah. Uh but yeah we'll uh I mean we're we're good good to go so we'll we'll be able to start recording our own let's place here Yeah, I've got a couple of 360 games and a PC game lined up that I wanted to play. I don't have the PC games set up yet, but It's gonna be fun Yeah, so talking a little bit about the how the let's play trails doing guys you guys are let's play channel is kicking at the good thing is like we will worry that moving everything to a new channel We'd worry that be a couple of weeks of a dip in views, but it just didn't happen. Yeah, I don't want to fall it over Which is great. Yeah, it's all we could also basically are two Minecraft. Let's plays are both over a million so far I've been speaking about your so you're at 714,000 subscribers Okay close up. Well my space is ever-sizing YouTube. That's a sign of the times

Um, okay close up. Well, my space is ever-sizing in YouTube. That's a sign of the times. Ha ha ha. No, they're doing great right now. Like the views are pretty much where we're hoping they would be at after about a month or so. They're already up to that point after two weeks. So when you're in Australia, you got to give the audience of your panel a little tour of achievement. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

Like, so for the first time ever, the people who came to the Supernova panels at Melbourne and in Gold Coast, I got to connect to Xboxbox live and join jeff and achievement city so i should have the fly around achievement city while i was getting actually showed off my uh... oh yeah before for you know we have a couple secrets there it was pretty cool actually at one point i think in um...

in melvin the second i was in melvin uh... like a girl she was like oh can i i'd like to see achievement city am I right cool come here So she got up on stage she was controlling everything so she's not a person who's not us to go yeah Yeah, the only the only Maybe couple gunners Fucking girl again is but uh anyway, it was a lot of fun It was a really good time those panels are great man like the fans are really really passionate I was amazing because I watched some of the videos someone put it on reddit and I was amazed at how well people know that virtual space

That they've never set for you. Yeah, yeah, it's weird like I got a lot of walk through the painting in my house People were a you could see people were like surprised it was there. Yeah, even though they've never been in that game in that room Yeah, but even in like even saying that like I was like, oh shit like where's Dan the man? Like oh, just keep going that way like they knew the geography better than I did the whole damn time So we talked about actually making a map of achievement city and selling it like a fan actually made where is Dan the man, like, oh, it is keep going that way. Like, they knew the geography better than I did the whole damn time. So we talked about actually making a map of achievement city and selling it. Like a fan actually made a proper map.

That's a good idea. Like, well, people, is that the seed for it constantly? Well, it exists out there now. I would imagine that you guys, we've actually, I get that. Well, the thing about that, though, is I don't think people can recreate it because it was a seed that was made

with an earlier version of Minecraft. That's exactly what I'm saying. You can actually pull out all of the new updates. You can't. Yeah, you can't. You thought it was someone that recently. Yeah, you can delete that. Yeah, so I might go through and delete the cast.

I do it every patch except it only went back to the previous version. The thing is, was it Chippenheat City seeded with the original 1.0 release on Minecraft or was it like an incremental one? I think it was, I think it was, but someone recently found the seed. The seed's been out there for like, a hot, the long time. But I think he can't do it. It went in general.

You can find on the PC though. Yeah, you can definitely know the PC. But no, because we watched a video not too long ago where we had the actual seed number in there, someone figured it out or someone saw it. People keep rediscovering it, but that was actually first shutting like episode 10 or something. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh, someone's asking where the podcast lets play would be uploaded and of course they'd

be uploaded to the let's play channel. Yeah somebody also posted a link to There's a PC recreation of achievement city also and the Rishi.com forums. Yeah That's stored off that might be the weirdest thing ever is that people have remade achievement city and the different things We've done in achievement city on other platforms and it's just really strange It feels foreign when you see other people walking around. And someone who's behind me is really printed, like a miniature of Cheven City? I feel like this is the thing you can do.

We can actually, if you have a PC version of it, you can actually make a, you can print out a city from a, from a, from a, from Minecraft. I always feel sorry about the people who recreate it block for block though, because a lot of the stuff we did is just so random at the time, like the artwork. Like when I was doing my room, I just be like, and it's random what you get, someone has to go there yeah over and

over again until they get the right one and then be like all right now this block and it took 10 seconds but what's the code for profiles there we have teeth T E E T H there's there's someone he even went through and like recreated the chests like like Ryan's house like he lives in the Kung Fu house someone went through and recreated all of the stuff in the chest, the exact same spot. Wow. It's like, why? Like, what would, why?

Hopefully you'll be able to show it off at RTX as well. Yeah. To people. Yeah, I think we're going to try to do something where you can kind of get a tour through the achievement city, but, uh, I just never saw it as far as. It was kind of fun. It was nice to, uh, it was nice to actually, you know, pop into achievement city and see my giant statue of myself, which I didn't know existed until I got into the city, because the boys made a life-size model

of my character, or not a like, a super size with a lot of my character, with a functioning penis that peas water onto my house. So, uh, and they made that for you for your demonstration? Well, they made it, because Gavin was burning my house. Anytime I win the tower of pimps, Gavin likes my house on fire. And so they made it where you know if my house catches fire I can turn it out So I can hit a switch and I pee on my house We made a very conscious decision when we built a team of city to make your houses out of wood and our houses where I was That is true

Although yeah, Gavin said said chamber of victory. There's tip lava on it. Lava. Lava? So he says lava. Oh, no. It's not. I don't even know if there's a word after it. Lava. Lava. Lava. Lava.

Say lava cake. Lava. Lava cake. Lava cake. And say that. Say lava cake. Lava. Lava.

All right, we got this. Yeah. Cool. Cool. We covered it. Cool. Cool. So he, we got this. Yeah, cool. Cool. We covered it. Cool. So he talks different than us. Welcome to three years ago. He has different words for things.

So we have a, you know, I was talking about our games. I have a couple of new exhibitors signed up. I want to mention here. We have Game Wisps, who are guys that we met at Pax East Bernie. There's a guy's doing the synchronized saves across PC gaming. He's a graduate student, I think. He was working on a super cloud, basically, for save games across all different games.

So for the PC platform, which is pretty cool, Iron Gaming, DOS keyboard, which you didn't get to see this. It's a really cool keyboard. It's a call back to the old like mechanical IBM keyboards That I've that really satisfying click. Oh, yeah, but they're like updated for us. Oh my oh I have a razor keyboard that I got for upstairs when I plug in my laptop and it's got close to that But not like to click click click click click like that. This is like that old-school Style but it has a really cool tactile. so that's a big part of a keyboard.

I feel like I can type faster when I have a keyboard like that. It's more satisfying because you hear it. Of course, the four or fifth, Griff Ball Hub, and Geekswood Drinker coming back doing some more stuff. We're hoping, we're still scheduling, we're still planning out our pounds. We're hoping to do multiple nights of Geekswood Drink so fingers crossed We might be able to to pull that off. Extrint. We did that event last year That was a lot of fun. That was a real good time. People keep asking about that. They really want to do it again So the geek ball was recently right? I think so. Yeah, like the one we went to last year Right, I think was they just had it not too long ago here in Austin again. No really. Yeah, well

We got we have thrown into a national championship world level. We represented Seattle in Austin. By accident. That was fun. My favorite part of that was when Brandon came and we told them like at the place that really need six people we can't have seven so he just goes, I'll leave. Like he like bailed at the door. I think you realize fashion anybody that we were playing for the world championship. Yeah. That was fun. It was good at him to realize his shortcomings. Like that. That's it.

I'm out. We made it as high as what tied for seventh, I think. Like the first like they have to give you the half way through the give you the scores and then the end they give you the score. Well, we were tied for third, but there were like seven teams locked out. Yeah. But we were up there. So who the fuck's ruining the fact that Ray's going to get flowers? Yeah, they're already tweeting at him.

A lot of people are actually already. They wanna be the first to spoil it, I guess, that Ray's gonna be doing. Why does people just crap? Ricky Gervase was actually, when he was on the daily show, those, going back to the YouTube thing, he was talking about on Twitter, he tweeted, if no one retweets this tweet, I will donate $10,000 to charity. And like, I'm 200 people would retweet it immediately.

And they were like, no, seriously, if no one retweets this, I will donate $10,000 a charity and like 200 people would read it immediately and they were like no seriously if no one retweets this I will donate $10,000 shares. That's really fun. Immediately retweet it. That's awesome. That's a way to seem like cool but you know what you're never have to give the money. You know you're going to get money to charity, but I like

charity and stuff and I like Ricky Javaze but I would probably retweet that. You were getting that cool. Just because it's easy. And you would ruin the charity? Yeah. What if that was a $10,000 that would have bought the Sandwich Show to cure cancer?

Like that was it. If he would show Kim to Jeff on a Street. Rooster jeith production. One of the most successful in- What if I showed you a balloon? You're like, there's air in that. I can make it just a little further. How quickly does egg go away? Like how

quickly does it dispose into other eggs? Supposedly every time you take a breath you have a molecule of air in that breath from every other breath that's ever been taken. That's how fast get air and gas to spread. I don't believe facts like that. Like if you take a breath right now you're taking a breath that has a molecule of air in it From Napoleon's last breath. What's your in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? He's taking breath. It's What was a neighbor of ours? What if you're gonna be no? The polines from Buda he's fine

Hey, how far back is it like you'd be like there's a molecule of air that a dinosaur Took a breath of yeah I don't know that's what I've always if you believe in dinosaurs You can be like oh stop drinking the Hitler air Stop stop drinking in a Hitler air stop drinking the Hitler air well That was my brother was better to have the horrible thing my brother told me was one time he came and farted in the room And I said that's things because you could smell that I go yeah, I guess that means air that was in my butt is now inside your bones I was like the worst thing ever

didn't you tell you that little particles of poop were in your nose? in my nose, yeah what I was sure is not that's what the smell is he's a horrible person my brother oh my god is a smell is a smell of physical molecule there?

there was a company in the 90s that was trying to make a USB attachment to computers That was called the ice smell right everyone be thought I don't remember It's probably the era here. Yeah, and yeah, they were gonna have like then they said like to construct every smell You only need like 40 building blocks and then they had these cartridges and you put in it and the product It's like a smell printer pretty much. I mean we're product is available. It's like a smel printer. Pretty much. I mean, we're laughing about it, but we have a 3D printer, so. You know, we have this.

That makes stuff. Like a smel, it's like, you just printed a smel. Oh, it's gone. It was on the couple of lines. Oh, that was also not gone. Well, you got that vial of dirt smel, didn't you, or something? Yeah, there's a company called, out of its Demeter or Demeter,

but it's D-E-M-E-T-E-R. And it's called this Demeter Sent Library. And you can buy Cologne that smells like dirt. And I use my grass when fresh cut grass, a sawdust Cologne. They've got like Play-Doh. Okay, so every time you smell something, you're actually sucking in a molecule molecule of that smell and it's going and touching a part of your nose could you collect all of that like all of them and recreate the object that is wrong like if I just took all the the poo smell and bundled it all together could I just get a turd at the end of it no no you think there's two George's what I was like a ghost church

you think that one of them is a child? It gets smaller as it stinks because it's like giving up particles of itself. And eventually the turn disappears because that's all gone as smell. And if you fought, the little molecules of turn coming out. Because that's what you smell. I don't think it's what it is. I don't think that's what it is. No, because if there's a physical. I work with this guy.

Physical molecule that has to touch the inside of your nose. It had to have come from something. It didn't just get invented in the air. So you could combine all of them and have a turd. No, you can't. You can't. If you're similarly a person, it's not like a fart that sounds like a turd.

First of all, you shouldn't have played a fart. All right, but what is a fart? I'd say turd smells methane, yeah. I think yes. We methane. I think yes. We just rock Gavin's world. Oh yeah, wow. And we don't know. I think we did we talk about last time we talked about the number of particles and something

that were like the size of particles like one of the big mind flux was that a particle of dust is halfway between the size of subatomic particle and the planet Earth. Earth's okay. The scale of that is just immense, immense immense. But imagine it like dust, but on a bigger, on a smaller scale. Bigger or smaller, which one? When I said both.

You can, like dust is tiny, it comes off skin and that and it flips around. But you get enough of it and you can have a big clump of dust. I think, I think, smell is the one that's entirely made up by your brain. Yeah, when it is, your brain perceives it that way, but it is a physical thing. Didn't we, I mean, this is, this reminds me a lot of our discussion of taste a long time ago about how we feed out the tongue just feels objects.

And that's how it determines taste. Like different objects match differently to your different taste, what's their receptors? So you had a drop of lemon juice and a drop of water. They feel the same, right? It's like a German's taste, like different objects match differently to your different tastes, what's their receptors? So you had a drop of lemon juice and a drop of water. They feel the same, right? Here's the feeling of way. What do you mean it's like in your fingers? But what about the fruit that changes the way your tongue?

Because it reshapes them. It reshapes the shape. Yeah, it attaches on them and then and then changes the Vice is back. It's now come back as something called Oli Oli is a USB aroma generator There's no I or E on that notifies you with odors Smell being the most visceral senses has been very intelligent employed to fabricate a concept called I would say touches the most visceral of senses by definition You send someone an email and it smells like fart or something. Freshly baked tweets, piping hot emails.

I don't know, it doesn't say what cell smells it makes. All right, we're going to wrap up here soon. Anyway, so you can buy this thing. I find that smell is one of those things that can also trigger memories faster than anything. Yeah, I think so. Yeah, absolutely. So I guess that's the thing. What's your mind?

They say that. Yes, that is the thing. Yeah, I think they say that. They say that. Yeah,. Yeah, I find that Would you like to date a girl who has no sense of smell? What I like to date a girl who has no sense of smell No, cuz if you would probably fucking stink But we will get to know themselves On the same note she could never smell you. I'm not as well

Some stink, but no, that's fine Oh, but then it'd be easier All right, well, we're we're out of time here. So I'm excited for fast and furious. We're wrapping up. I am excited for fast and furious. Oh, let me talk about that next week, though. Oh.

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