Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #217

Episode Date: May 7, 2013

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Who would have thought? The podcasting from Austin, Texas. Who are you? I'm Gus. I'm Gavin. I'm Barbara. And I am Jack. Well, I guess we've got to be better about the introductions,

because last week, Chris was here for like 20-5 minutes before he started. What he was? Yeah, I noticed that. And he like popped in and talked about Paul Akas. I don't know where. Jack people listening to the audio podcast were just there. Like who the fuck just showed up?

Yeah. Whoa. You hear the door creak open? You can crit. Hey guys, how about that? How about that, Paul Akas? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? How about that? What was that? I'm warming up my vocal cords. Oh, that is.

We're in the meeting today, and we were clapping some stuff. And at that moment, I just, I promise myself on that moment, I'm not gonna clap anymore. Yeah, I hate clapping. Yeah, weird. When you look at it, and especially if someone was deaf, you just see everyone just banging their hands together, like cavemen.

There's no point. Well, clapping also don't like when you're prompted to clap. I hate when you're at like some place like let's give him a hand or it's like no I will clap if I deem it appropriate. I don't want to be forced to clap to show appreciation for something I don't necessarily appreciate. But that's the thing too. It's like okay you're back after two weeks. Yeah.

What is that? Why are we? Why does that work applause? I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one thinking this. Like I said, cross-marms like clap. Just add the table with his head down. I just like try to put my head down on the table until it's my turn to talk. I sometimes just clap once because I think that's more insulting than not clapping. Or I do the leg clap where you can't really hear it.

So it's like, so it's going to like, all right. You're moving. People see you move. I guess so. Yeah, the whole clapping thing is a little overrated. Yeah, I don't like it. That's like getting the gold star for everything. Like, oh look, you made it so today, cool.

We declared no more clapping. No more clapping. We're just your teeth weekly meetings. Are we saying no clapping in RTX? Unless you're really happy about something. Then you can clap. Unless it's warranted. You don't have to be prompted. No force clapping. no force clapping. I'm so excited for RTX this year man

We have a lot of stuff going on. We're at the point where we're gonna start Doing suppress releases for some of our bigger Things that are going on cool Of which we have several pretty pretty big things. Yeah, Barbara and I were talking about like our room size I don't know if we'd announce anything yet, but like we have more space than last year and it's very, very convenient. Like I know we ran into some issues last year with some RTX stuff.

And like I know I did the Geeks you drink events and we only had like room for about maybe 150 people and now we have room for a lot more. So anyway, it's gonna be very, very cool. All the, the Kiddahall is bigger that we're here as well as panel rooms rooms we have a much bigger main theater as well as well I think we're closing in on like double the amount of content that we had from last year to go with our double attendance double

RTX 2013 double I told Bar Barbara that this year riding the forward in the program is her responsibility since I did last. Oh, no. Yeah. I might word it as like a conversation that I'm having with you. Are you sure you should post an aim conversation that two of you have about not wanting to do it?

I just post that. Post the chat log. That would be great. That's true. There you go. Are you ruined it? Ah, I don't want to leave to this, right? I'm not like this part out now. No one's paying attention to this. That's really funny. There you go. Are you ruined it? Ah, I don't want to go into this.

I'm kind of kind of just part out now. No one's paying attention to this. See someone said, please read this guys. We read it. I'm not going to read his name at all. Just fucking, go on. Yeah, but I mean, it's two months away from this past weekend, right? Jesus, like, 567.

Well, 566, right? Yeah. So, yeah, two months from now will be in RTA. It will be unconscious at this point. Yeah. Yeah, we're, yeah, I mean, we're, I feel like we are, unconscious at this point. Yep. Yeah. We're, yeah, I mean, we're, I feel like we are, we've learned a lot from last year. We're, we're better prepared for this year.

Yes. And I'm hoping it will not be as, I'm hoping to be able to sleep and I won't be a sore. So okay. So last year you did a crapload of stuff. How much of that stuff have you now delegated to other people? Not much. Really? Barbara helps with a lot of, Barbara's been kicking out stuff, but I mean, most of it,

I'm still doing a lot of it. There we go, I got a clap. That's a clap. Wait, how can you say that? There are additional people helping, but they're doing things that I didn't necessarily take care of last time. So, obviously last year we had Kara help out with special guests, and she's doing that again.

Yeah. Alan's on helping out with business development. He has Chris Martin helping him with that. Mark Naser. Mark Naser. What is the policy on us being drunk? We have cash back. We have cash back.

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We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. We have cash back. shortly after our tx were going to our a few of us you and I and uh burning are going to uh packs australia yeah and uh and eric who's our our australian uh distributed guys run hanabi which uh those guys kick ass um he forwarded me i think he forwarded all of us the the alcohol writer in the uh in the manual for for packs australia did he get that no basically said you can you can drink it so they have alcohol there just don't don't get too intoxicated. It's not too, it's not.

It's not Australia. So it's subjective. Like what's too intoxicated in Australia would get you arrested in America. Like, man, it's like a totally different scale down there. That's a drink younger too. They drink at 18 there. But you know what, you can't,

there's like zero tolerance on drinking and driving there. If you have any. Yeah, like they have random breathalyzer stops too, which is like, I've seen those, but so like, even if you have like a .01, I'm pretty sure. I could be wrong on that. That's like, do we have an Australian expert in the house?

Yeah, do we have any Australians in the house? That's normal just to say, the whole no tolerance on drink drive, I think. Only here is it kind of acceptable. And it's ridiculous. Yeah, we have an Australian. All right, we have an authentic Australian approaching. We should also probably mention our store.

Oh, yeah, we just launched a store in Australia. Australia and New Zealand. You might want to take off that green shirt. So yeah, you can live in Australia and New Zealand. Now we have a new store doing shipping down from that region. So you don't have to wait for our stuff to get shipped down. Look, it's K. We can hear you.

Yeah, yeah. So where is she? What planet is that? I couldn't close. She's a monitor behind Kyle. I don't know. He's blocking it. Anyway, so okay.

I'll never mind. So what is the policy on drinking and driving in Australia? Is there like a zero tolerance thing? There is, but we have, like in America, I think you can drive from 16. It's fine. I just give you a permit and then you're off on the roads by yourselves. In Australia, you can't now actually drive by yourself until you're 17 or 18. I think I changed it to 17. And even then you can't have any alcohol in your system until you're about 20-21. So until you get your full license you can't have any alcohol. And then I think it's like 1.5. So zero tolerance. Zero zero zero point.

Zero zero point. Zero point one five. Yeah whatever. Zero point oh eight here. So one five is basically anything. Zero point., no, it might be zero point people are gonna destroy Some people I just want to point out to Brandon some people are complaining that the podcast is buffering I want to make sure that nobody's downloading or uploading anything in the control room I don't think they are but it might be a separate issue not related to our internet anyway That's cool. So Katie is of course one of our community members who's in town visiting for a little while. So we thought we'd bring her out

and listen to her Australia next day. Just talk, do you want some choice words? Yes, say fosters. I'm not gonna, I already did that. You already tricked me today. Hugh Jackman, good day. There we go. We have an authentic.

We got our fill of Australia. Okay, get out of here Australia. Hi Katie. But, yeah, so the new store down there should really help people ordering from that area. Yeah, it's a nice lot. Save a lot of money and as we get down there a lot quicker. So they have to actually change the store if they're on the website. I think you have to say select my store and then collect.

It's not detect where they are. The proper region. You want to go check it out right now, Gus? We'll check it out. If we have the power of the internet right here, maybe we're killing our internet here. You think that's what it was? No, I can't.

I don't have my mouse. Your mouse isn't long enough. All right, zoom. We're so zoomed in. That's right at the bottom. Yeah, oh, I said the bottom. Click that. We're using .com slash store.

It says we're not seeing the laptop. AU and NZ at the very top of it. There you go. So once you get that down to the bottom click that. We're picked up on slash store. We're not seeing the laptop. A, U, and N, Z at the very top of it. There you go. So once you get that down to the bottom, you can choose your store right there. See? International store if you want. There are some things that aren't available

from the Australian store yet. And if you still want to get them, you can go and pick it up from the international store, which is the United States based store. So people may wonder why our resolution's so crazy on this laptop, it's because of the monitors are so far away from us on the couch. We have to really increase

so we can read Twitter and see what's going on. So we're also blind. We're 20 feet away. All right, we'll come back to us now. I mean, I have the other contacts. No, I don't. I don't think Gavin does either. Really?

Yeah, I have 2020. Why do you use? I don't know. I thought Barbara might wear contacts. Yeah, but although every single person in my family besides me has glasses, so I feel like it's only matter. So do you have any issues? Like is any of your body shit? No, I'm perfect. I'm just standing with your body shit. Maybe the butthole. Now I'm very happy with everything that I have in life.

You've got, why are you giving me that look? I'm sure you've got a really perverted look. I'm sure I've figure I was broken on you. Is it just eyes? My eyes are broken, my stomach's kind of broken. You've got the craziest stomach. You've got like pregnancy stomach. It's the weirdest thing ever.

I'm in, I get sick, I've got stomach problems, not that I'm fat. I'm not, the way your stomach goes down, like, because we've seen shorts where you don't have a shirt on it goes down It's like give you like a flat chest flat like flat abs and then the stomach is like cut the damn. It's crazy But anyway, I have to be right now. There we go. Love you guys. You're participating in the finish challenge. Yep It's for our tea just laid in to him. No, no, no, I was saying it's crazy. I'm just gonna ignore him. All right. You probably. It's going okay. Yeah, I've run a total of two times. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I went and bought running shoes with you. I got to spend again. I didn't buy anything. I just went with you and you bought. I got to run a few more times. I love shopping with Gus. Really? I, you know,

I go with people when they go shopping sometimes and they fath. Gus was probably in that sport shop for like a minute and a half. Well, you probably go with women, that's the trend, don't you? Yeah. Well, women fath in stores, that's amazing. I literally walked down the aisle and grabbed the first piece, the first shoes that were like at my shoulder height. And I looked at them and like these are fine.

So let's go. Even try them on. No, I just got to look like size 12, perfect. Nice. So what do you run outside? Like do you run outside? Are you hit by a million? Yeah, I just got like size 12 perfect nice So what do you run out like do you run outside? Yeah, I'm in my neighborhood. Did you get a quiet? No, oh my god So like the first time I went like I used to run a lot when like I was in middle school in high school And I could do like distance running no problem

So and for fit for for the fitness challenge. I thought oh, I'll just start running again since I you know, I can obviously run I fitness challenge I thought, oh, I'll just start running again since I, you know, I can obviously run. I got out and my goal the first day was to run a mile and I started running and I realized that I have boobs. Like they just started like bouncing up and down as I was running. I was like, oh, I'm gonna actually feel your chest. I can feel my chest bouncing. I was super humiliating and I couldn't even run a quarter mile before I just stopped because I was out of breath. I think that's one of the hardest parts about being a girl and running or doing any sort of physical sport is boobs. Do you have to kind of run in a circle to keep looking?

No. Or do you ever like carry momentum? Or do you like run countering their momentum to like balance them out? Like they go left and you go right. You're like, my stuff can only be with you. So you have to get a really good sports bra that just like sucks those suckers in,

so that they don't move at all. So every girl, the gym kinda looks like a dude, because her boobies are all right against her chest. There is such a thing as reincarnation, I wanna come back as a sports bra. Okay. Do you? No, not really.

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Yeah, they listen to Burley Brawl because it makes them run twice as fast. You're like you like me That's such a good bullshit He bullshit me before the podcast started because I didn't drink beer on the last podcast And it's like oh explains why you weren't funny. Yeah, and then Barbara fell a little bad. She opened up a beer She looks at me. Yeah, was I really not funny? That's a bullshit. This is being a dick Do you have a power song? Gus that you listen to when you run? Are you listening to music when you run? I do listen to me. I just like put on random whatever. Okay. I don't I don't I'm not a big musical person like I don't know

I don't get there. They don't strike me as someone who is the certain song that freaking bonfire that one song from breaking bad like that song It just makes one of a bunch of things and run That's a good one. Why don't you do both? I do like you're in a store. I don't think so. That's where you go for it. You're gonna store buying later stuff in the next Sometimes I think you just like Just hold on something. But that's the thing is like it's still like you want to smash stuff in slow motion Yeah, and then and then run. I was listening to a song the other day I was going on a walk and it's a song by some

dude called Rusty or something I'm not sure where he's from. But it's this really weird beat where it's not like a constant beat, it's like, and it's like it speeds up and slows down. So you end up walking like, it's impossible just to walk at a it's impossible just to walk a constant speed to I'll link it for the I'm willing to bet it is possible. Yeah, I'll let them try it out see what they find I have difficulty not dancing when I'm listening to music at the gym. Yeah, I just want to be like Yeah, but I realized then that nobody else could hear the song I'm listening to so look kind of weird Everyone else is probably doing the same thing at the gym right everyone's got headphones on there like yeah

I would think so but no one dances I the same thing at the gym right everyone's got headphones on there like yeah I would think so but no one dances. I want more dancing at the gym I do the thing at the gym where I hit the treadmill and I was I'll take off my glasses And I just kind of like focus on one spot and it's kind of like kind of zone out and just forget about things This is a music and then every now and then I'll realize like someone will have walked into my field of view But I'm just like staring through them and then I realize oh god I'm staring right at that person. Like, please don't come over here and hit me, you know? Yeah.

It's always awkward doing stuff like that. Yeah, like that's a weird thing. Do you think it's like confrontational? Like if you were in the gym and you happen to see someone on the trim, like if the roles were reversed and that was you getting stared at by someone, would you think it was weird or would you understand that? I don't know. I probably like walk beyond that

and see if they follow me. And if they're following me is like, okay, what's up? Then you gotta go punch them. Yeah, then you gotta go I don't know, I probably like walk beyond that and see if they follow me and if they're following me is like, okay, what's up? Then you gotta go punch them? Yeah, then you gotta go like, you know, speed it up or hit the emergency stop and watch them slam into it. How much is a treadmill?

Is it not so much to get a treadmill? A good one is like $2,500. Really? Yeah. Like the ones you see at the gyms, those are like $2,500 bucks. I've never seen one of them. I'm better than them.

Yeah, well, I like it. Okay, well I'm not. I was just like a hotel gym, but you probably haven't been there. So, or an apartment complex. I see pictures of them on the internet. Yeah. Well, the thing is, they're really heavy, so they'll move around.

I'm kind of a gym. Oh, a guy. I think I'm a guy. But you can buy like cheaper ones that are, you know, like kind of sloppy. I would think they were like 300 bucks. 25 hundred bucks, like just buy the three, like if the advantage of the two hundred five hundred one is that it's heavy and doesn't move around, buy the three hundred

one and put the fucking lid away. You cannot find a treadmill for under like, I would say eight hundred. Bullshit, I can find a treadmill under eight, I can find a treadmill for the first time. Well, it's gonna be a piece of fabric on two rolls. And yeah, it's a treadmill, do they sell it as a treadmill? Yes.

Well, I see the problem is for a good one, like if you're running like, if you're a bigger guy like me And you like you putting weight down on one foot They're treadmills of their cheaper treadmills your foot will actually push down and stop the treadmill from spinning And so like you'll really like stop it and then like it'll you a treadmill stop it I can be I have an on cheaper ones before so you get the good ones that are really expensive So anyway on a video going to be going on Twitter

and know how much a treadmill cost, but. Oh, we can look it up. I'm sure we can look it up on Amazon or something. Yeah, probably. I bought an elliptical machine, which is one of those things that has the pedals that move, but it's like standing up. Like you're walking up steps.

Yeah. I found one for $180 online, and I got it, and made it, and didn't use it in my apartment in Montreal. So do you think that the majority of like home gym equipment goes on use? Like what's the percentage? Like 75% of home gym purchases probably go on use, right? At least 75% yes.

Well, they become co-hangers. Or they're used for a week or two and then never again. I think I would totally use a treadmill, just do what Bernie didn't stand in front of the TV and play a game. That seems annoying to me. Like, I want to play a game. I just want to sit down and relax and so now. Well, that's the whole point.

But the thing is, you just kind of forget about what you're doing. Like, you just set it like just a walk. And then you start going, just kind of forget about and your legs just kind of go out of it. I wouldn't forget about it though. It's the thing, it could be like, oh, I gotta deal with this shit.

Well, see, that's what, like, when I go to the gym, I usually watch the TV. And so that way, I was kind of watch what, I watch the Simpson or whatever's on. I feel like I could watch TV easier. Like, that's more passive. Like, you're not engaged. It's just like, you just have to stare at it.

You don't have to do anything. Yeah. But, I mean, I don't know. How often do you get to the gym? I spend a while since I've gone, but when I was going frequently, which I'm actually starting up tomorrow, I'm going like three, four times a week or so.

Me and Jack go to the same gym. Mm-hmm. And so, I need to get back in. I was going to go tonight, then I forgot I was on the podcast. I guess I got to be on the podcast. So, are they 24 hours? That's 24 hours. Yeah, after the podcast, drink a few beers, go work out.

Do you guys ever go work out drunk? When I get drunk, people get tired when they get drunk. I get really energetic when I get drunk. I want to go run. I always run. I want to get drunk and then I want to work out. Dude, what you do that? If you get drunk and then sprint,

it feels like you're running so much faster. It feels like you're in there. Like can you trick your body? Like can you burn more calories? Like oh man, I'm going really fast. I used to do it all back in England. I'd come home from the pub pretty drunk. And then I get bored.

I used to run everywhere. I used to do like a maniac because walking is so boring, it takes so long. I was like, I live like a mile away, I'm just gonna leg it, I'll be home in two minutes. So I would sprint, but it was really cold and that the wind would be going through my hair and I'd be like, this is so fast.

I'm really fast. I'm probably walking past you. That's probably really slow and like strung. It's just unbelievable. It makes only a mile away, but you end up running like one and a half miles. It's like such an indirect route. Yeah.

I've never done the drunk running because usually when I go out drinking, being a girl, you're a little more nicely dressed or in heels or something, so you don't really run all the time. No, I mean like get drunk. I think go to the gym. Also, people think you're like being chased by someone. When you're a guy, they think you're chasing someone. I go. You know me to think you're chasing someone. There you go. You know me too well, Gus.

I kicked a badger once when I was running home. Then you also, you stepped on something. You stepped on an animal. I stepped on a low to baby hedgehog. I'm not sure if it was a low, it was at least one. I just, my foot went on it and it slid. I was like, did I just step and shit? And it was like guts. And there a lighter, at least one. I just, my foot went on it and it slid. I was like, oh, did I just step and shit and it was like guts and there's a big head chunk there.

I was like, oh, I've done a lot. I hate killing stuff, I accidentally, it's stupid. There was a baby bird outside today, dead baby bird that someone wanted to pay you to lick. Yeah, didn't do it. No spoiler, that's an upcoming RT life, hopefully. Yeah. I think he's gagging already. Your emergency trash can's life. Oh, it? Yeah. He's gagging already.

No, you're emergency trash cans there. Yeah, we encountered a dead baby bird and we filmed several reactions to it. Sorry. Excuse me. It was pretty disgusting. I think it smelled pretty bad. Yeah.

You have your bucket, nearby? Yes. The bucket's right there. What was the last time you vomited Gavin? Funny, funny, you should ask. Yesterday. Really? No, it might down there. The bucket's right there. What was the last time you vomited Gavin? Funny, funny, you should ask. Uh, yesterday. Really? No, it might be the day before.

So... Yeah, this weekend. We hung out there. That's pretty... I was pretty hungover from a party that Bernie threw on Friday. And then Jeff Cook brisket would let it fix things and stuff. It was amazing. He makes good brisket.

It was so good you threw it up? Then at night, I was feeling que... It's a Friday X. I've been feeling ill all day. And now we had a load of stuff. We had like ice cream afterwards and there was like carrot and stuff. But I threw up four times, right? And every single time I threw up was a different item of food. But the first time I was like, I was just watching a movie. I was like, oh god. I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it in time, so I'm like, hold my mouth. Throw it up, it was all ice cream, it was cold.

Oh, that looks like the last thing you know. So you went layer by layer, mate. Yeah, I was like, there's all the, there's all the chub ice cream and all the cone and stuff. I was like, huh. The cone. And then I was like, oh, all the brisket come back.

So you went and dessert, then you went, like entree, did you go appetizer after that? Yeah, and then I, I get eight in rubric. So after the brisket, back. So you went dessert, then you went, like, entree, did you go appetizer after that? Yeah, and then I- I get eight in rubric. So after the brisket, I went back to my bed, and I thought I was done, I cleaned everything up. Went back to watch the movie, and I said, not done, not done, I still got back up again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Oh, no. And I threw up and I closed my mouth. It all went into my mouth, and then went up into my nose. Oh, no. So I was like, oh, no. And then it was carrot and all that stuff. and then went up into my nose. And then it was

carrot and all that stuff. So I'm clearing out my nose and I built all this vomit in because my nose is huge. It was like packed all in some. We know. Thank you for telling. You stuffed nickels in there. So anyway I cleared it up again and I was I was like oh and I was like my my entire nose is blocked. I was like I was full of vomit and stuff like that. I don't like listening. So I went back to my bed and then was watching the movie some more. And I realized that my entire head was just producing mucus.

Like crazy, and it was like dribbling down the back on my throat and coming out my nose. I was like, God, I think there's like something in my nose. Like still, I went back to the bathroom and I was like, oh, and I felt something in there. And I went like this, I went back to the bathroom and I was like, oh, and I felt something in there. Yeah, and I went like this. I'm not kidding. I think 11... I think 11 pieces of sweet corn. Shot my nose like a machine gun. It was literally like,

and then at the end it was like five at once. I was like, oh, it was all in my sink. You're going to fall to some diving for cover? Yeah, and there's just, like, is that my entire mouth to nose link, which is full of sweet corn, like all backed up in their like soldiers. It was gross. It was so disgusting. And that was like 20 minutes after I finished vomiting

that I got the sweet corn. Did it make you want to vomit again? No, I was down at that point. So were you drunk in vomiting or is this you just got to eat this full of your overcapacity? Full of food. Wow. But it was it was weird to have that sensation of like release of pressure so quick.

It was like gross. Oh man. What was last time you vomiting? Yes. The last time I vomited was about a month ago, maybe a month and a half ago. I got sick. It was like one night after a podcast. Yeah, and like we finished the podcast, I went home,

went to bed, like at four in the morning, I woke up like super, like not feeling well, I was laying in bed, I was like, I'm just gonna sleep it off. And there's that thing where it's like, nope, not gonna sleep it off, and then had to run to the bathroom. That's the worst.

It was one of the most violent vamits of my life. Like, tears were streaming down my face. It was like so intense and so strong. I knew someone who once vomited so hard that they burst a blood vessel in their eye, and it was all red, like all underneath. And everyone's like, what happened there? It's just vomit really hard.

Bar fight. I met a guy who burst both blood vessels in both eyes at the same time. So it was ret. No, he was doing shots or something. And then one of the shot glasses was a coin. And like the prize, but he swallowed it. And it was choking on it.

He was like, I'll try to get this coin out of his throat. He got it out, but he was like red as hell, and all of his eyes were red. It was like he was wearing those contacts, but it was. dude, I can't imagine the panic of like choking on something. Yeah, that's terrifying. Have you ever seen anyone choke? No. I have. Of course. It was a scary moment. Did they die? No, they were fine, but it was a kid in my elementary school hood. Swallowed a gobstopper, you know, one of those like, oh god, they're seeing this solid. Yeah.

And he was like choking and he was doing that like, like, and everyone was laughing like, oh, ha ha. Like, very funny. And then I was like, guys, I think he's actually choking. Like, his face is pretty weird. I must have been 10 or 9, something like that. And then he just vomited all over the floor. And there was a time in lookup, several just at the top of the pile of vomit.

Wow. He was great though. That's actually a clip online of a girl and a woman and a man doing an interview. And the guy simulates choking, and then actually chokes while he's doing it. And then nobody does anything for like 15 seconds until the woman's like, because he's really like,

he's pretending at first, and then it happens to really. He's like, and then she's like, that's not funny. Stop. And he literally collapses onto the ground. Everyone's like, he's choking. But nobody didn't even. He's just laying there like, that's not funny, stop. And he literally collapses onto the ground. Everyone's like, he's joking. But nobody didn't even hear it. And he's just laying there like, that's not funny. It must have been the worst situation,

because he can say anything to say I'm not. Yeah, yeah. And literally every single thing he did, just further the joke. No, it was like, man, that guy's a really good actor. He's like, go and read and like, his eyes are bulging out. Oh, man. I think that panic of like that sensation of like this could be it. Like that's terrifying. Like only once in my life I went swimming one

time and got turned upside down in a pool and I couldn't figure out which way was up and one of the things was like I for a split second was like and then I managed to get back to the surface. How do you know which way up to go? I was a kid at the time so I was I just got freaked out. Yeah that's that happened to me like once you're twice a Puerto Rico or like you're out like kind of kind of deep and then like a big wave will come And then like turn you around and then you're next to you know, you're like underwater like oh shit Yeah, yeah, which which way is up? You're not you're not close enough the bottom where you can kick off of it to get back up Yeah, pretty freaky like you can get deep underwater pretty fast

And then I realize how far down you are like yeah When I was in the Caribbean I went like we had flippers and stuff so we could go real real deep and Out there so like like serene and peaceful and this crystal clear You just keep going down and then you look up and you realize you're like you know 20 30 feet under water And so you know like you feel the pressure of the war and it had we do but I mean you pop your year Are you pop your ears as you're going down? So I've never gone that yeah, that happened to me once. I was out.

Again, it was pretty deep. I was swimming and I had a snorkel on. And I was looking down. I thought, oh, sweet. There's some really cool looking fish down there. And I just started swimming down to them. And the next thing I was like, the pressure got really crazy. I was like, oh, shit, how deep am I?

I was like a moment of panic. It's like you know, you take whatever breath you can to start trying to swim up. Yeah, well It's always the thing too is like do you try to go deeper down to get to the bottom to kick off to get more speed to get back up So pretty pretty messed up pretty freaky. Why is it the Omena breathe out as you come up? Because you're the oxygen actually gets compressed in your lungs the further down you go It's so as you go up it expands have you ever had a water bottle open on a plane? Yeah. Same thing.

You ever see how it gets crunched? So you unscrewed a bit to let it go. But it's already oxygen you had in there, isn't it? It's oxygen you had in. As you go down, it compresses. But then you... I'm not sure how it works exactly. But I know you could just expand.

Or you'd just expand back to what it was. It would expand back to past maximum. Unless it became expand back to- Yeah. ...pass maximum, pass- Unless it became super-oxygen. Yeah, unless you took another breath. Breath. So I forgot to mention, we're talking about our techs earlier to change subjects a bit. No worries.

That we have, we had a couple of exhibitors turn out. So it was a- Going up to the top of my head, I think it was Heresy game design. Razor and the Behemoth. Sorry, we're gonna be his coming. Yeah, so Razor's gonna be our technology sponsor and the behemoths is uh... gonna come and bring some of their uh... some of

the structure of the human's awesome and we did a battle block theater let's play with those guys recently that i've become obsessed with that and you can hold down one thought itself today you know that game is so funny that the the bit we're a gavin and Ray were fighting and Ray just kept knocking Gavin People read that over animated. Oh, it leaves perfectly. Yeah, I still haven't played that. I'm still like so far behind I need to I still need to play the Mass Effect 3 Citadel DLC. I still need to play Battle Block Theater. BioShock. I finished BioShock. I'm playing Tomb Raider right now. I got to play Gears Award Judgment.

And then fucking Monaco comes out of next BLA this Friday. God, so I'm just struggling. Come on, this must be really damn cool. Yeah, I was gonna buy it on the PC, but I saw there was gonna come out next BLA. I think April 24th, but they found a bug. Yeah, they found like on Tuesday and it was gonna release on Wednesday,

so they pulled it the last minute. Yeah, I'm really really looking forward to that I would love to buy all these arcade games, but I can't because my accounts broken still still is still broken You know we have like people we know I don't want to be that dude though I want to get my account fixed like a regular person does cool up support and have them not hang up on me So you call support they tell you to visit the website basically I migrated my account from a UK account to a US one because I can't use a UK a US credit card on it Because it was the UK address and stuff so I migrated it

So now it says I'm in the US so like oh, but none of my credit cards work Jeff's doesn't work or anything So I cool them up and I basically prove my me go through all these steps and they must get a page come up on their screen where it says, I can assist you further in this matter, I can't make any changes to your account, go to go to Microsoft.com support or whatever. And then they just hang up. So on their screen, I've called up about four times and every single time they hang up at that exact point. So it must say on the screen hang up. Without saying goodbye. And it's say on the screen, hang up. Without saying goodbye.

And it's a person not a robot, right? It's a person. So one of the last times I did it, I interrupted the woman right as she was about to hang up. I was like, I'm not trying to make any changes to my account. I just need a fix. She's like, we went through this whole conversation. And in the end, I was like, so is my account broken?

She says, yeah, it's broken. So I was like, well, what do you suggest she was like making you account? Thanks for calling Thanks a lot fucking cut I'm just really annoyed wow so annoyed so you don't want you want to fix it like a normal person But you can't see you come on the top five most downloaded podcast You know like any normal person would do For On the top of this mountain here

Scream no, but okay anyone with power to fix my count don't I just want to see how long it takes right? No one tweet at Xbox support support not the the so may twenty first and the second i want to

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And the show, they're on season three of the show, they're about a little more and halfway through of season three. How far into the, how far into the books is the show? So essentially season one is book one. Season two is book two. Then season three starts diverging. Oh really? It incorporates things from kind of, I heard recently a character

is alive when they should be dead by this point in the show and it's like, yeah, I haven't gotten far enough to know, like I'm still behind in the books from the TV show. And I know there's supposed to be something the season people are freaking out waiting for, like something about a pit. No, no, no, don't even say that. What the fuck is wrong with you Jack? That means nothing that means nothing but we're gonna get tweeted now They're gonna hide the Twitter. All right. It's off. I just killed it. Also now. It's like that's such a fucking dick move What is that something about a pit like oh, thanks? That's probably wrong now every single hole I see in the show It's gonna be a tiny puddle. I'm gonna like. We're gonna see if a giant like there it is. Why is everyone's going in? I think it may have actually been the most recent episode or

maybe two episodes ago. I'm without cancer spoilers. Anyway, but anyway, a fight between two people. I think that was what they were talking about. Where? Anyway. I finally caught up. Yeah. Yeah, you had not watched the past seasons. I started watching season three before I'd seen any of Game of Thrones. Yeah, like Adam and I talked about, we were floored that you didn't know who Robert Baratheon was.

Yeah. Like, oh my god, you don't know. So was it weird seeing characters who you knew weren't around anymore and waiting for them to die? No, well, I only had seen two episodes when I started watching. So I just assumed that they were just not on the... Like I didn't know a certain person was gonna die.

Come on, the season one and two are not spoiling. Absolutely, absolutely. There are no spoilers from season one and two at this time. Okay, I didn't know that Star Trek was gonna die. Yeah. That's why I went and happened. I'm just like... You should have known because he's shown being and he dies.

I don't know these things. I don't know these things. He made it pretty far in this show though. Yeah, he got a whole season almost a whole night. I think yeah I've also realized that Millie reminds me of Arya Stark and that very just like I don't give shit and do it.

Is that like Frank Frank is her sword instructor? Yes. Serio? Serio, is that what was name was? Frank. Frank. The... Are Yakuza?

Oh, Frank. He's written the guy in the show. He's cool. He's always mystical all the many names. Robert Baratheon. And I see. Here's Tim. What's up, Tim?

Just being a way through. There's been a really good season. Yeah, yeah. We hopefully will do a spoiler cast closer. Maybe you got the season finale. Okay. You haven't come to the first three seasons. Game of Thrones night. I will not go to that game.

It's actually fine. I know exactly what you have the issue with and it's fine. No one talks. No one talks. Everyone talks. I'm going to hate them. But see, the thing that concerns me and we talked about about this last week, is Bernie says no one talks, but he doesn't know the name of a single fucking character

in that show. Well, that's because he's Bernie. Yeah, but he's also a writer. You think he would know, or like, pay attention to that stuff. He doesn't know, Goddamn character. What's the, is Veris the bald guy on the show? So, are you a Veris or or little finger guy

i'm over maranda uh... more of a charlotte i think such a stupid such a stupid like a different asking that they're definitely like this like two different things it's like you know like little finger

yeah little fingers of scummy bastards and so i don't like those guys are because they're both like those are some of the most millipule of people on the day i saw an article on uh... website today i think it was i don't know talking about how they felt like ultimately game at the ron's was a story of little finger versus various no yeah and like the belief of the belief in the realm versus the belief in in the individual uh... you know it's like various doing

things for the realm versus little finger doing things for himself it was a really long article by totally geeked out over yeah they there there been some amazing like individual scenes this season like one to one towards the end of this last episode was amazing yeah yeah and then and then the one with I'll say with Jamie Lannister talking to someone was an amazing scene as like holy crap. Jack the pit pillow. Thank you. Pit pillow.

We haven't had spoiler cast in anything in a long time. I think last time we did was Mass Effect 3, it was like a year ago. We did what I'm breaking bad, didn't we? I think the Mass Effect 3 was after that. Wasn't? Yeah, we had Eddie Riverson and we talked. Okay. I started watching that show as well because of the Richie podcast breaking bad I've seen a single episode of it and then you guys are talking about

I'm like well it's a great show I can't wait for that more episodes left right it's come back I think they just gotta date yet yeah they have all guest or July last season started in July so I would think they would go with July again okay but yeah it's hopefully it's not one more in Australia. Oh Jesus That'll be or during RTX. Oh, it won't be that early. I don't know. Well anyway, but I have to leave our tx to go We can have a screening at you know, we can like have a screening at RTX. I guess we can do that I don't know the draft house gets away with it somehow So I meant to call you out on this last time you were on the podcast, but I forgot.

You said you don't like the new sigh video because sigh is a jerk in it. Yeah, he's a dick. The whole thing is like, I'm a gentleman. You said you got famous from Gangnam Style and now he's an asshole and you don't like him anymore. Yeah, well no, he's portraying an asshole in this video and it's like you can do something good and have fun with the video instead of just being an asshole. And it's like, it's fun to be an asshole.

It's fun to be a dick. And it's like, that's what's the thing. Like he's being, like, I'm smiling and being a dick to people. Well then what you said also was that you cannot make a career out of being an asshole to which I said, do you know where you work? But it's like, I don't know.

Like he could have been like, it's fun to be a gentleman and help the elderly or. Well, you don't know what the song could have been like, you know, it's fun to be a gentleman and help the elderly, or, you know. So you don't know what the song's about. Do you know what he's seeing in Korean? Oh, well, I imagine by the context of the video it's like him hanging out with people and being a dick. He's just like, look at him.

He's just like, you'd rather he wrote a song about being a nice guy. Yeah, that is dumbest of the way. Do you like, like, I don't know, Andy Williams? Like, are you, are you like an 80 year old man? You look at him being a jerk, that poor girl, and he's laughing at her face. That's just me Thank you. I'll be back. We'll be back. I'm not really by Nothing wrong with this. Yeah, he's putting on the buttons that poor guy fucking play by play the video

Well, we have an audio podcast guys. I don't even know that some people don't want to talk about the video Well, we have an audio podcast guys. I don't even know that some people don't watch the video about the video Yeah, no he farted on his hand and the prank girls for the love of God. Why are we on this video? Why do we have to cut to fucking video forever? This isn't the the YouTube recap show Wow, my god look at Maru. We're watching maru video guys You don't like to watch anything when someone is mean to someone else you was hate breaking bad You must hate no positive story about a teacher who overcomes cancer while teaching youth about chemistry No, I was just I was just why does he have to be a jerk man conflict

So there's a difference when that and it's just being a dick for being a dick sake. It's completely different. Okay That and it's being a dick for being a dick sick. It's completely different. Okay Big a dick sick. I was like what the fuck are you? No, no, no, I don't know like I know I like I caught a lot of shit when I was a kid So I like so people like you know running around being assholes the people and having so much fun to be an asshole I Caught a lot of shit into sucks and it's like that sucks that that's being like glorified now fictional still it's and it's like that sucks that that's been like glorified now fictional still it's but it's being Glow if I could do it because people do on

Shit like I'm gonna fart a girl's face I'm I'm Having up on awu and achieving under videos. I stopped doing that. No, I actually I stopped doing that I've been much nicer to him. How about this? I never started Are you absolutely start? You just have a fart on each other all the guys Jeff thoughts in my cup whenever he walks past my desk. You've taken on a lot of habits from Jeff I've known.

Like what? Like you'll crush my bag of chips when you see me eating something. I go out from birdie. Oh, never mind. Yeah. I'm glad I'm not the only one. I felt really bad after I did it to the other day. Oh, so I remember you said you asked about MakerBot and if it runs on chips and I said yeah micro chips and I squished the bag of chips

You were eating sure that was me. Yeah, I was you and you had the most sad look on your face when I She's cleansed it from a memory. Oh, man. I know I've reminded you that I was a dick to you. See there you go I reckon biggest dick in achievement. I know this guy. No, not at all. Well, are we talking about being a jerk to people? Yeah, not penis size, not at all. Why am I the biggest dick in the chee-moner? I'm gonna go with that. You, it's really? I think he's got the biggest dick.

Well, Ray? Oh, nice. He's right right now. Yeah. He's using it right now. No, you're giving me the look we give inside knowledge I don't I if I had to get these to one else though based on hand size hand size Is that an accurate and measurement?

No, yes, this isn't it penis is it is that what it is I mean how? What is that with that sound? I don't know no, they were doing like that You're gonna you're gonna connect the two points and I won't be able to tell the link physics Anyway Anyway, well then we've taken a weird turn to this podcast. No, it's not weird at all. We don't get to get out of the way. We always get to get out of the way. So, someone tweeted at me once they said that they played the podcast for their mother

and their mother summarized the podcast is, it's always dicks and science with those guys. We're going to take over the world. There we go. Is there a description of the podcast? Is there a category in iTunes called Dicks and Science? We totally rock that category I think I'm gonna be us and Joe Rogan for some rights Someone just texted me saying that their vote was with Ryan. Sorry For biggest dick. Yeah, so like actually yeah, Ryan has been kind of a dick lately. No, no, like, oh well, maybe both ways. So I'm just saying someone in a cheaman hunt has giant hands. Yeah.

Who has giant hands in a cheaman hunter? Michael. Michael has does it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Michael has very big hands. I have no, yes. Lindsay. Yeah, I heard Lindsay just yell from the room.

When it was Lindsay, he would text him, Ryan. So there you go So who knows anyway, but I smell an RT life coming on So before the podcast bit before the podcast Gavin said he would get a Brazilian wax if we filmed it for an RT life Can we get contract for that would you really do that? Yeah, well they just waxed all your junk off right? Yeah, it waxed junk junk. I mean your junk is Now now the thing I'm worried about with like girl it's all pretty you know

Compact yeah, you don't have anything's hanging off. Yeah, but they get but some guys get Brazilian I mean, yeah, but when they when they do that is it gonna tug all my John Thomas No, they like they hold it down It's gonna be someone with that palm on my knob. Yeah, is it do to go my john tom no they like they hold it down make sure it's it's gonna be someone with that palm on my knob yeah yeah normally got a pay lot for that i don't know how it works for guys to be a dude i imagine it ever have you ever seen a male wax your barbra no yeah so it's probably not for you to give you a girl

well i don't know well i mean like but i mean what it makes sense for them to like staff a guy who never works like okay in case gays a dude walks in today It's like well been you know 12 years no guy Easiest job in the world within like finally someone shows up. You like oh shit I gotta read what Kapiti real quick. I don't know what they can do because it does tug a fair bit because it has to pull the hair out So I don't know how they would do that on your ball use their hand so what do they use a glove yeah

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I don't want to be tugged open. Okay. Well, a scar versus a stitchy, two completely different things. Well, scar. Maybe stitches on the inside still. Right? No. It's called a surgical staple that's still there. Okay, it'd be a staple, isn't it? Everyone just pictures that as a metal staple that's like bent in.

Yeah. It's not actually a metal object in my... ...bollocks. What is it then? ...surgical staple. Yeah, but if it's not metal, what is it? I imagine some sort of tish thing that will fuse to my... Well, you're a surgeon now, so I shouldn't, you know, what it is.

I bet it isn't metal. I bet it isn't Why would they come to in someone's ballad? I would leave on it. It would stab me Yeah, well, what if it's like filed down so it's smooth. I imagine it's just like a stitch in the loop Can we get a metal detector and his robot See if it sets it off well is getting the Brazilian we can do that Let's do it tomorrow We had a massive argument today in the office about, do you watch the blowjob part of porn?

Well, yeah, because you're wrong. What's the argument? My thing is, is why would you watch that? I know where this could pass a blowjob part. Because all you're doing is watching a knob, you're watching a wet cock. So do you watch a guy go down on a girl? I didn't really watch, I didn't do it. I was just wondering why certain someone was wondering why watching a wet cock. So do you watch a guy go down on a girl?

I didn't really watch, I didn't do it. I mean, I was just wondering why, the certain someone was watching a blowjob recently. Who was watching a blowjob? I was watching a blowjob. No, you had to have them. Who was watching a blowjob? No way, I'm out in that person, no.

Was it here at the office? No, but the point is, no, no, no. If the point is, it's a winner office. If you're in it, was it in the she- Get off, not doing it. I'm not doing it. That's clearly, yes. the point is no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no watching there as a guy the only thing you're seeing on a woman is her face and you see them on women all the time they're a real woman you look at you see a face but you don't see them with the dick in their house yeah but that's not it's not attractive to me this doesn't that's not turn on it's a woman with a knob in a gob is that attractive to you? It's an imagination, like a visualization thing.

You're supposed to picture yourself as that person. Yeah, yeah. They've heard like, there's POV. What, let me ask the point of view porn too. Do you like blow jobs? Yeah. You took a little too long to answer that. But watching one doesn't give you any...

I can't. You're like receiving them right now giving them. I mean, if you do, that's cool. I'm just asking so make sure God I'm I got five podcasts on I do I can't find a way to segue into the spot seconds sponsor read. Yeah I have a new shirt. Oh, yeah, hey new shirt. Yeah Not for t-shirt Tuesday official mock t-shirt comes out tomorrow mark nuts coming out. I am damn excited. Mark Knut is my favorite. It's an awesome shirt. It's a real. I think we can show it. We don't we don't actually have the physical shirt here

So I'll have to cut away to it so you can see what it looks like because There we are in a mock nut and a miles we're gonna all see That was from a different. Yeah, that's just a photoshop But it's really even though what what shirt is that that he's so serious? That was the But it's really even though what shirt is that he's so serious. That was the get a different meme one I think yeah, okay, it's a right he looks all angry, but yeah, it's a cool shirt. It's a lens flare in there It's probably probably my second favorite shirt now, but behind this one. Yeah, Tower Pim sure is pretty awesome Well, so say it's your first. Nah, that tower is a good one. It is. This is my finest creation That shirt? No, just the tower fence itself.

That's been like the top seller for weeks now. So keep it up. We've been going back to that video. Jesus Christ, I was so pissed off. I may not have been more pissed off at you than I was during that video. Because you can't, you for some reason, you couldn't separate yourself from the fact

that we're recording a video. I mean, not just, No, you were just being a raging asshole all the time. Oh, I remember that. Yeah. It's the second minecraft video we did let's play minecraft number two and that's where moga came from and that's where tower pimps you know that was a different one are you sure that was different moga was the same right after tower i thought i was like tower pimps got created in the middle of the after was something called a man moga

political that's what and uh... i think i have no strength the whole video jolt in the video to be a littleory jolory and often is on the but you can't ignore because you forgot we were called in the last but you were just plan you try to have your own local micro stuff and i was like that but you can't get faggling you can't be getting a you can be a bully the whole of the time that's not believe jack is against bullying

i can't believe really you're saying i was a bully yeah that's not what bullying is. What, picking on someone the whole fucking time? I wasn't picking on you, I'm like, I was. Yeah, you were. Go back and watch this. Yeah, well, I guess it's all cut now. So it doesn't look nearly as bad in the actual edit.

But I mean, I had to leave the fucking room I was so mad. I remember that. Yeah, I was just all out, dude. Why? And then I came back and you were on the ground and take a link with Michael or something like that. I was just going on.

A lot of people have gone back to that video and they all of the comments recently are the exact time code where I'm just, I built the tower. Yeah, yeah. The four, because you stole all the raised gold. Yeah, Ray just happened to have the perfect amount of gold. No, because all the stuff like we needed the gold

to make the powered rail in order to get the achievement we were going for. And you just kept fucking around. I was like, that was back when I had the advantage because I was the only one in New to get with the achievement we were going for and you just kept fucking around like that was back when i had the advantage because i was the only one in the other yeah yeah i was like i know i'm doing with this and that first let's place fucking those first couple of rough watching you guys like that knowing how to play minecraft it's funny that the newest ones on the let's play channel don't forget to

describe youtube dot com slash let's play yeah describe it it's awesome i think you got com slash let's play go and describe that i don't think it's right to it but uh... uh... no the the most recent one was uh... we're in the end now we're going to fight the inner dragon in the end and um... it's funny because we all had like we have the six of us we all

had separate roles so like i ended up building the house and jeff was like trying to get to chickens that sex everyone completely useless. You spend the first hour building in a elaborate house. It's six beds in a box would have been fine. No, but it's four stories I think. The beds in a box would not have been fine.

Jeff is trying to chag two chickens together and he's waiting for ones to become an adult so it can screw his parent. Discrusting. Michael dies a lot. Yeah, Michael dies three or four times. We actually, it's probably gonna be a three-part video But it was a four hour record or I was like four hours and ten minutes I'm kind of down to probably an hour and a half to or no didn't lose power

No, we we've rearranged up man We still we have that that let's play that lost let's play I think we have audio from like a phone that we might try eventually to make a let's play out of it So that's that's the very upsetting. Yeah, we can probably put that out one day the cool thing about this new mark Not sure those that there's Latin right on it. Don't say what it is. Just tell You should buy the shirt and then translate the Latin. Yes, you will translate Just look at the picture online. No, they need to buy it. After they buy it So we should we should not allow them to see

the the Latin until they buy the shirt and the Latin and then go on fuck you so we'll probably have drink your oval team probably have the end part two and three and then maybe a shopping list one we've done the list but that let's play channels pretty awesome gives us a lot of opportunity more stuff like I need you guys talking about finally doing a daisy let's play right like I know that's in the works that's a stuff planned so that's cool not I'm excited because it doesn't have to be just us doesn't have to be the main issue I built a let's play station out here oh really

last week and test it I put it all up it's all over there actually if you look by the green screen like where does the microphone's up there yeah and then like down there like all the equipment Like some of the mics No, there's a new mics I bought those. Oh are those yeah, fuck you as my skin They came from the fucking store. No, I'm talking about the old mics though He's the the ol' cheema reminds me no, I went into your office last week asking if you had any mics You weren't using okay, and then you only had one so I went and I bought those. Okay, so I'll have into the other four

Easties. Yeah, yeah, absorbed. Yeah I went and I bought those. Okay, so I went to the other four east east. Yeah, yeah, absorbed. Yeah I'll set up because we were gonna do it on like Bernie night. I've been texting. No, it's like all right Well, let's do it on Friday. So yeah cool Friday morning. I was like great. So I set it all up Thursday night He didn't even come in to work on Friday. Really? He's New York in Friday, wasn't he? No And so no it was all set up this morning. I had to like fucking break it all down You guys were doing another horse tournament. Yeah, we started up a horse tournament last week,

which I'm trying, no promises, but I'm trying to line it up where the final four and the finals will play at RTX. That'd be great. So ideally it's gonna be, Friday will be one of the semi-finals, Saturday be the other one, and the final two winners will then play on Sunday for the final of horseback.

That had happened last year, didn't it? We had one match last year. It was Adam and Ray, and it went incredibly well, so much fun watching a live on stage. So we want to do it again. That's the best thing about horse, the audience doesn't see is that it's really funny to watch happen at the time.

Yeah, it's funny to watch people get frustrated. Except when it's an hour long. We also have some other really great stuff. I've even told you guys about that's going on in the main stage. Oh really? When do we find out? Hopefully in a month. I saw I saw dive kick announced the new character. It was very exciting. That kick is going to be at RTX. Yes. We haven't announced that. What what character? It's a character with a giant head, but apparently it's like really fast. And so because in dive

kick, if you get kicked in the head, you get like a concussion and the next round you're slower. Right. So he's like, but he's like real fast, but because in dive kick if you get kicked in the head you get like a concussion and the next round you're slower Right, so he's like but he's like real fast But he has a big target on his head or like it grows or something like that Interesting so it's kind of like it's kind of cool, but I'm excited to play dive kick that party. We were at the other night Yeah, I was talking to Esther and she said you were gonna go to Korea. Yeah, and then she invited me along Yeah, I'm going to Korea for my seventh wedding anniversary with my wife. And then she invited you to go with us. And then, like, what, like, in the same room?

It was like, are you gonna cock-block me around the world? She was like, she's like, I'm gonna be in the room. She's like, I'm gonna be in the room. Ever been to Korea. I'm going with Gus. You should come. I was like, what? Just you and Gus and me. And she was like, yeah, let's go.

And then you got really annoyed. You were like, did you invite yourself on my anniversary? I got so fucking mad. I was like, no, let's go. And then you got really annoyed. You were like, did you invite yourself on my anniversary? I got so fucking mad. I was like, no, who does that? I was like, I was like, yeah, so Max, I pictured us going there, me paying like fucking a million dollars to fly to the side of the world.

And like, Gavin's gonna sleep on the bed with us in the middle between us. Like, what? I had a nightmare. And I just, he's gonna be curled around your feet. And then now I just wanna have my own show called Third Wheel, where I just go around and like go to people's honeymoon with them and stuff. And I was like, hey guys, I'm just sitting between them and the couch.

I think there's a lot of people who I should focus, who would actually really like that. That's a really good idea. That's fun. And in me that pay, you'll pay for it. The problem is you would have to find enough people to be the third wheel for. Also, what if you caught creepy? Like they want to do to join in? No, that's the best. That's even better. That's fucking goal I'd be fun to push Gavin's you'll far he'd be willing to go before he finally break down Would you would you be in a threesome with another guy?

No again. No, I wouldn't the girl was the buffer. I mean Like I full tower I'm really weird. I like it's not five It's gonna be a second to come around I'm really weird, like, it's- Hold on, you got five. It took me a second to come around. The stuff for me, like, the gayest stuff isn't the gay stuff. Like for me, knob's stuff is less gay than watching a dude is face.

Can I get a chart with this somehow? Like, red feet. David. Like kissing a dude. You are not gonna get out of this well. What do you mean? No, keep going. No, I want to do that.

I'm saying wait, I'm throwing you a life. Okay, so kissing a dude. What what about kissing a dude? You're not engaged. So kissing a dude is worse or better than I just think the act of I don't know I should bail out right? The act of seeing someone's face while they're doing stuff even if I'm not touching them it's just well what if it's porn though? I mean in porn you see guys faces. He says he doesn't watch porn. Do you why are you looking at a dude's face? Because that's what the fucking shot is. There's never a shot on a dude's face. Come on. There is. There is. Absolutely is. My shoe numbers are half the beat.

The amount of porn is a very limited number of shots. You know sometimes girls watch porn as well. Yeah, but the dude's head is usually small isn't it? If at all. Yeah, it's not like a fucking prank. It's never a giant close-up on a like this. It's not. God. You're doing lucky. You're doing a big face.

Come on, Gavin, Gavin, Gavin, I'm pulling a jack on this conversation. All right. Your jaw is not going to let me segue. All right, dammit. It's going to be impossible. What do you need? What should we talk about? Something a little more important. I want to Ironmit. I'm gonna be impossible. What do you need? What should we talk about? I want to Iron Man 3 that movie is

Yeah, so good better than two much better than two no better than one almost is good as one But not better than I've heard mixed things about I've heard some people say that they don't like it It's goofy as hell. I was funny, but it's different. Yeah, it's not a John Favreau directed. Yeah Yeah, yeah Shane Blacks right the guy that kiss kiss bang bang directed this one John Favre still in there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I was wondering if his character happy hogan still in it So but uh, yeah without without getting into like the spoilers there is some stuff. I had a little issue with but I don't want So I really want to see I like Iron Man 3 just came out and Star Trek comes out like in two weeks. Yeah, and fast six Fast and furious. I've made 24. I've never seen a fast in the three before here's how you do this one I want to see this how you do it one two and three

For I think is all right. No, no, no skip two two sucks. He said one sucks. He said one two and three Took you a drift sauce. It's talking about it's so good drift is great I'm in these all right. I'm dude is like his 17 year old characters He does the beginning of the movie, it's a high school. It's like this kid in high school, racing another kid in high school, and it's the oldest brother from home improvement, who must be like in his 30s at this point,

but he's playing a high school kid. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, you could probably start for, and I mean, in the early, or was fast and furious. Fast five, the trailer seemed okay for. Fast five, I think it's one where that,

that, that, that, that, that, that, that's five I think the same or the yeah the safe best five is one with the rock the first one with the rock so yeah the first one's just about not so good you have to choose a movie to describe your sex life fast and furious talking about movies

god damn segue to the second god damn sponsoring I threw you a line. I know you're doing this to me. Jesus Christ. So Iron Man 3. Did you stay through the credits? There's a little PS in the credits. Okay well when you see it stay through the end of the credits because there's a little PS and it's funny watching credits now like how many people are involved with movies like I think like digital manor someone didn't like special effects for it. Also and the list of names of the thing that's all the people the movie

that's the people who have been there for a significant a certain amount of days i've worked on several movies on the credit for because i wasn't i wasn't there enough yeah every one in the and the above line people like your producers and your writers and stuff like that need a below the line and people don't even exist or even like video games like that now for a few watch if you like i said through the credits for all video games now, I finished them. And those credits are really long.

Yeah. And it's amazing like how small the video game industry is because like I'll be watching credits and a game like, oh, I know that person. They weren't person. So and so now like, oh, that's crazy. Yeah. You say that with like PR people because they bounce around a whole lot to different places. The credits for a Bioshock Infinite were pretty cool. How they had like they said handheld like hand-to-hand footage of stuff. That's pretty cool. Like, we're all simple stuff. It's like, after playing a pretty serious game, kind of getting that level, like, wow. I want to talk more about Bioshock Infinite in a second, because I've got some ideas. Where were past the point of spoilers for Bioshock Infinite, right? I don't

like video games are tough, man. Just do it. Okay, but first, do you have any brothers or sisters? I have one sister. What about you? Two brothers. Two brothers. I only know about one of them. I can see the ones you have. I have a younger one.

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My sister became a mother last old two years ago now. So, did she still have to give them mothers to get? Well, I got to, you do have to give them mothers to give to your sister and your mother? I gave my sister a really nice necklace from Mother's Day last year, because it was her first mother's day. So I figured I'd do something special for her. So actually, I got her a necklace with the first stone

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It's a dozen rainbow roses plus a free glass vase for 1999 or double the roses and get chocolates for 2998 It's different than last week. I'm in a bit of a predicament Because it is Mother's Day and I know my parents probably watch the podcast right now my mom watch the podcast every week So she receives that she's gonna know that I order Well, I'm liking the opposite problem, where my mother doesn't watch the podcast, and luckily my sister is a huge loser. So she's probably not gonna get anything from my mom.

So it's like last week after we did the podcast, I took advantage of the order. Don't you have like a thousand siblings like half-sistered as a huge loser? Yeah, she's terrible. She's going to be a such a wimp. I have one biological sister, six sisters that are either step sisters or adopted sisters, and then five brothers that are either step brothers or adopted brothers.

You must be sick of most of them. That's why I don't want kids. Maybe that's why you don't like people. No, no, no, they came along later for me. You got to go to ProFlowers. You got a new dog, get a new. Proflowers.com. I'm going to use promo code T.

Maybe a world. We're up that up, can't delete it. Yeah, I got a new dog. We have talked about it. Okay, but. Maybe while we're on your anniversary, we can talk about kids a little bit. The side of you are now. Are you going to get the rest of your kids? Oh, yeah.

Wow! That was a wonderful thing. I've never ask you some kids. I don't even know. Wow! That was a lot of fun. I've never seen you. Wow. Gus's faces went from like happy to get out. The weird thing that was happening on the podcast, the weird thing about that one is it came out of nowhere. Like that comment, I just literally- You know what it came out of? Hey!

Esto when she's drunk is one of my favorite people. Not when she's sober? I mean, when how often do I see S-to sober? 90% of the time? No! You're crazy! Are you saying my wife's a drunk? I'm saying, are you drunk then I see her? I'm saying, are you drunk then I see her?

I'm a famous shetly fellow then. You wanna go? I see her You want to go No, no, you called her drug and now you're saying it's when you're drunk. I'm saying we only see each other at social Occasions where there's booze. I never just go and hang out with her at coffee shop or something. Do I? Let's get coffee ester. Let me get a happen. Yeah, cuz you don't drive She doesn't Hey, Gus can you drive Down the street So by the truck infinite. Yeah, are we past the spoiler point? I would I would say no about it

I would say no, I would say I would say game been out about almost two months really almost two months. It's been a long, um, I don't know. I spoiled modern warfare to like a week after it came. I almost I almost give video games like a six month window because they're so they're so active. Like you have to actually spend time to play them. And some people might get an hour a week or something like that to play a game. If they want to play two months months then they've had eight weeks, eight hours. That gives you about 15 to 20 hour games.

Is it that long? I would say so. But anyway, but I mean, if we do a spoiler cast something, maybe afterwards if you want to watch her, I don't know. I got things to say about that game. Yeah, that, okay, thumbs up or down for it. Neutral leaning down. Okay. So that's like a three quarter like that kind of thing.

I played it. It's just the story towards the end got a really kind of. I feel like there were things that could have been done that would have been better, which is what I wanted to talk about. Okay. But I, but Jack said I can't because I can't bully anyone. I checked feelings. Stop the bullying.

So we owe people a game of drones, what other cast and a bio shock infinite spoiler. because I can't bully anyone. Um, you have check feelings. Stop the bullying. So we owe people a game of throwing on spoiler cast and a bar shocking for that spoiler cast. I'm pretty sure everyone was picked on at some point. Yeah. Well, in general, I try not to, I believe it or not,

I try not to be confrontational about things. You bring it out of me, but I try not to be confrontational. And like as a kid, I was picked on a lot. And so like growing up, like, you know, I'm very sensitive to that kind of stuff. I was as well. That's why I spent it

It's like even like for a while I was kind of a that was I was addicted to you and like it like looking back on I'm like fuck like I was I was a But to everyone who thought you were being a dick it what didn't affect me like no no no I mean I was a natural bully. Yeah, I joke about it. But it wasn't like but even then it's it came across as me being a bully to you Yeah, and I recognize that it's like one of the things i got actively have been better about it because even though like you and i are friends and we can joke around about that stuff some it comes across

as being a dick like fucking side like side comes across as being a dick even though he's like oh i have a fun time some people recognize that say bled job off to the someone uh... tweeted uh... scumbag hashtag scumbag gavin goes to korea with uh... wife won't go to coffee with her

I think Ristie will pay for it. You get a camera. You always give it take a camera everywhere We can make the best montage ever You miserable and me just in the middle Buy a recreate the Gangnam Style video. By South Korea's biggest monuments. I don't know a single thing. Like what's the big landmark in South Korea? So?

I guess that is. You just danced. You got the 18 hours day, you stand in the middle. Welcome everyone at the airport. Yeah, I'm sorry. Welcome. I went to the Korean market a couple weeks ago, and you know at the beginning of Gangnam Style,

there's like that little kid who comes out and like is dancing. Yeah. Like I saw ads for food with him. No fucking way. Like I guess like he's his own celebrity, and it was like a picture of him. How old do you think that kid is?

He looks like he's five or six years old. I was gonna say like 10. He's a good dancer. I learned all my music. You serious? Yeah. So Gangnam Style, I think that kid is. He looks like he's five or six years old. I was gonna say like 10. He's a good dancer. I learned all my music. You're serious. So, Gangnam Style, I think is like around 1.5, no stop. Is around 1.5 billion views right now. It seems to have finally maybe plateaued.

Well, like an extra half billion views. 1.5 billion views. But I think gentleman's up to like 300 million or so. Like just under 300 million, yeah. What's the total number of views on YouTube? Do we know that? I don't think that's published. Really?

It makes me sad that there's one video that has more views than my entire channel. The entire, like that it's been on the internet. Well, and you have like a top 100 channel too. Like you have a very popular channel. In views, I'm pretty low down, obviously. Because I don't have many. I really like one, so we just had a banger week. Yeah Yeah we shot a ton of, I wanted to do a video where we just

blew up a ton of different stuff. And then, uh... You turned into a week of content. We decided like we once did a sledgehammer kind of thing where we hit a different thing with a sledgehammer every day. So I thought, spread it across a week and give someone, give people something to watch every day. Yeah and that was something where Dan actually got a shard of glass in his hand. Yeah and they banned my video that you have to be signed in now to watch it. Oh really? Because it's like mature content. Yeah, because you have to be over 18 to watch the video now. Which video? The final one of Bangaloe, the exploding paint where Dan gets glass lodged in his hand.

Why? Because it is blood and I show an x-ray of glass in his hand and stuff. It's an x-ray. I know. But there's blood. I guess it's community flag. So I guess enough of you is flagged it. There's the clip of it right now. It is a cool video. The sad thing is, the sad thing is that literally, a fraction of the people who would have seen that

will now see that, because a lot of people when they watch YouTube videos are not signed in or they watch your phone. So I have, okay, We've talked about this before about how, like I don't imagine a lot of people sign in like you're talking about. And I don't normally, are we gonna show the whole fucking video?

I think you mean a narrator for you? I would like orange paint was going near his body. No, no, So there's more on who likes to email us. The dumbest shit. He thinks he's being helpful, he might be retarded, I don't know. Mentally challenged. He, no, fuck that. He, he, he sent me this email the other day that was like, you know there's an option on YouTube

so you can stay signed in, so you only have to sign in once. I was like, that's not the fucking point. You missed the thing, I'm complaining about. It's like, people don't create accounts. People don't have the account to begin with. Signing in is like an afterthought. It's the account creation. That's the barrier. I've never used the extension bar and the app bug me not. Yeah, that's pretty cool. What is that? It's a thing where basically for that, where it was just like log in here to view the rest of this content,

you can just hit a button and it'll just fill out like a default form for you. Like, some people go create accounts and then load it into like this bug me not server. And then whenever you go in, it'll log into like a general's open account. It's like a fake email address and everything. Yeah, yeah, so you don't have to deal with it.

So stuff like YouTube and then, you know, like like New York Times you have to sign in for, there's a few things like that. New Times I've had an account for I realized like I Signed up for my account a long time ago like I was looking at it the other day for some reason and it was my old College email address Wow, so and I dropped out immediately so I was like It was like a long time. I was like holy crap. I've had this account for a long time. He's I don't make a count 1896 you're right. Yeah.

I'm wondering that your old. This is 130 years old. What a fucking murder you. A good comparison for that kind of stuff though, is that the video I put out before Bangalook got 5 million views and the video that is age-gated now has under 300,000 views. So no one's going to watch it. But if you saw the last week, or whenever it was,

we looked up America's tribute to boobs, like we pulled up the video and we wouldn't watch it because we had to sign in. Like right here, there was like, that's not the only reason why we wouldn't watch it. We were streaming at the time, weren't we? No, we wouldn't watch the hell out of that. No, all right.

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to start talking about Dix. So you can figure out how long on average you have to wait for your Dix. If you could sort it on your phone, you could sort podcast by time to dick. Yeah. So the top one would be the closest to dick from the beginning. It's like those sites that show you when in a movie,

there's a celebrity nipple slip or any sort of boobs in a movie. There's websites. Jeff and I came up, if we were to have a band, our band name would be four inches from Cog. So did you hear that YouTube is talking by doing premium subscriptions now? Or are you gonna be able to pay to watch certain subscriptions?

It's the thing that they announced today, or it came out today that apparently some channels are talking about paying like a monthly subscription for you to watch the content on those channels. So almost like a cable provider, but with an all a cart system? Yeah, exactly. So you let theoretically pay a couple of bucks to see a channel. like a cable provider but with an all-acart system. Yeah, exactly.

So you that theoretically pay couple of bucks to see a channel. And you could not see the channel otherwise? Yes. And then they also talked about doing a pay thing where you could pay to have ads removed from like, I like our sponsorship model, where you could have you pay to have ads removed from normal free stuff. We're going to sue them. We're going to sue you too.

I'm going to sue Google. Just see how that goes. Take him to court. Take him down. We're gonna sue them. We're gonna sue you too. I'm gonna sue Google. Let's just see how that goes. Take him to court. Take him down. Take the whole system down. I'm putting the system on trial. But yeah, I saw that that's kind of strange. I don't know if that'll work.

Like do you think, I mean that's... I feel like they've tried to roll out some pay models with YouTube in the past. Like they had you could buy videos, like you could buy. Right, and movies. Yeah, like movies. You could also buy like individual videos and download them. I don't feel like any of those have gained any traction.

I think people view YouTube as a place you just go to watch videos for free. I don't, and you have to occasionally put up with an ad. I don't think they can make that transition to monetize it and have premium level assets. I think there's too far now. I also don't think that content make that transition to monetize it and have a premium level access. I think they're too far now. I also don't think that content providers will sign up for that because at that point, the value of a YouTube account and the value of a YouTube audience is that you can reach a wide number of people. When you gate that with dollars or with a premium level of access, you're cutting off that

actually, you're cutting off the value that YouTube provides. I think it's, I don't know if it'll work either, but. But we'll see, I've been very famously wrong about other things in the past, so I could be wrong about this, but I think that's the case. Because if you want to pay gate something, you can do it already via other websites, other video sharing websites. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. On the flip side of that, I'm being positive about Google.

Have you seen the Google fiber billboards around Austin now? Everywhere. I'm so excited. There's a lot of pre-World stuff. For videos I watched, I think you should now tune in. There's a great idea. Like showing off Austin. It's really cool. They're like chicken to ship bingo. It's like wow, okay. They're coming to Austin with that mentality. That's a good sign. So it's weird to me that I'm not talking about right. It's weird to be the Austin is so famous in the US. That's pretty famous, right? It's pretty pretty famous. But I'd never even heard of it. The only reason I knew the Austin was a place

was because of that movie road trip. Oh, right, they're from the University of Austin. Yeah. But it should be more famous, because it's amazing place. No, it's terrible. Yeah, I like it. No, it's not real. So I read that in year over year from July, 2012 to...

Oh, in the camera, from July 2011 to July 2012, that the city of Austin experienced the greatest growth of any city in the United States over a million population. Wow. Yeah. Didn't it like double? In a year? No, it didn't double any here. Not one year. Or isn't it like planned to double in like the next five years? I think it's planned to double in the next seven. Okay. Austin depends what you define as Austin. Because like if you say like Austin proper still were like just under a million people But if you say like the Austin area, which is like round rock George and all that stuff around there is like we're like 1.5 almost two million. It's more than that. It's like a I think Austin and round rock alone is 1.7

City's getting big yeah, and, actually I check it back. There's 1.8 between Austin and Round Rock because San Antonio's 2.2. Wow, so it's like it's not that much smaller. That's crazy because Austin has always been number four in Texas, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah, Dallas Fort Worth, Houston. Or is that what it is? No, I think that he's Dallas Metroplex. Yeah. And then Houston, then San Antonio, then I ask. Why is it the one you're upside down your eyes closed? Get upside down right now. I watched it. I can't get out of the conversation is slowing down so I was dumb and that one but the

the other one who started it did I did recap recently the carry one when he's upside down I've turned my phone upside down so I can see what his face look like when he was upside down And it looks the same except everything's up, but his eye is like slits They must be the way to your cheeks pushing down. Yeah, the gravity there is wishy Are you some rarrow? Can we watch this entire video? Everyone looks everyone looks really funny when they're upside down But the right way. Did you ever see that pen and tello skit?

That was too short! I'm fucking with him, kidding, I'm kidding. Chris, I'm doing video snowshoes. Where the magic trick is that everything's going up, and then the reveal is that they're upside down the whole time and the camera flips it. That was an old saturday night live thing, didn't it? Was that a saturday night live?

Yeah, it was an old saturday night live. They used to do a lot of bits on saturday night live. Because they had, at the beginning, they had sticky stuff on the cups so they would take a drink and put it back down the table and it wouldn't go anywhere. But then they would pour liquid and it would go like, like this into the cup, you have to watch it, it's weird to explain it.

Oh, that sounds really cool. It was actually pretty cool. And then, you kind of clock after a few seconds that they're actually upside down and that's why all the weird stuff's happening. Yeah, like they were like, they were like, they plugged it in like let it go and it goes, and it like stops and it works. Yeah, Penn's a big dude as well, his face is like, Yeah.

I think you can't hide that very well, you got like a lot of double sided tape back under the jaw. But you should, you should go upside down and take a photo of your face and it will look alien to you. Like gravity. My face looks alien to me already. But it's amazing how much of a fact gravity has on your face currently. I imagine in space without the hang down of the skin you look kind of weird just flowing.

It's like kind of reflowed. A couple of times because I have a full length mirror when I like I do my hair in a ponytail I have to like lean all the way over just to go like that. Everything in my face just squishes up like this. So the point where like even my teeth are like this.

Wait, so you're looking at yourself in the mirror through your legs? Not through my legs like from the side. I don't know how to explain it But when I do my hair and it's like it's like a mirror's over here on the side Like here and then you're like Why do you have to look at yourself while you do it? Let's make sure I get all the hair. Well, guess do it again No, I'm not doing that again So you're not looking next to your asshole. You're looking side on.

Yeah. And the other thing is like, have you ever bent over in the mirror and looked at your good? Nope. Have you given? Not like that. I don't have a mirror. How would I do it?

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Ever felt the need to do it you have a Get any homework if the look at your asshole It was a mirror that was now in the next podcast It was attached to one of those things on the wall that you Okay, like a shaving mirror That was it yeah, yeah, okay, so you're trying to look at your ass with a shaving mirror. Why would you do that? We're standing on the sink. It's it's super magnified. I guess Let's play so much

But a can of coke in there Too far oh far oh, no, not not too far so a little bit So much But a can of coke in there Far oh no not not too far so a little bit Top five I too That's your favorite joke by the way is saying top five blah blah blah is it yeah I said that before about anything else. Yeah, we hit number three shit several weeks ago. We give it top three different sure top three I'll save it for later. Look at up on I'm DBS. Well, I'm gonna Wow Well, I'm all out of the path

You laid into gusty by stomach. They call me fat. Oh fucking Big I'm calling the podcast. Get a little fat. Get a little fat. You're calling the podcast. Get a little fat. Cow, you looking big. Look at fine. That's not me. I'm gonna get up in that. So I've been meaning to mention this whole time. I keep forgetting that the podcast we did with the Nerdist finally came out last Friday. It was delayed.

We recorded one initially at South by Southwest, but due to audio technical problems, it was unusable. So we had to record one. I had no idea that was going on. All of a sudden Chris Hardwick walked into the sheet monitor office. I was like, what the Chris Hardwick said? What is he doing here? He's like, oh, we're recording the podcast. I walk out and they have these giant soundboard. And I was like, oh, shit, this is professional. Yeah. Yeah. I just kind of like flinged out the doorway and I saw him and I was like, oh shit, this is professional. Yeah, I just kind of like flinged out the doorway and I saw him was like, oh jeez, hey. So yeah, it went pretty well. And they followed our podcast up with Bob Sagitt.

Oh nice. Oh man, I love Bob Sagitt. We open for Bob Sagitt. There you go. What I like to say. So was it weird having to redo the podcast? Like did you pick up stuff that you did in the first one? The problem was that we had like recurring jokes during the first podcast that we tried to bring back in the second one

Yeah, but it doesn't quite work So we just like were very over it about it. Yeah, but that Genie back in the models tough to do Yeah, we've actually done that before. I was on a podcast that we lost back in the day Few years ago, and we re-did it. I think I was not here for that. You were definitely there. I was? Yeah, because you pressed stop recording in soundtrack and it pinwheeled and then it went. Oh God, but back when we used to record soundtrack pro.

Yeah, and then we just re-did it and we kind of touched on the same subjects and it was actually all right. I think it was a better, it was better the second time round on us. Yeah, remember that, yeah, yeah, you were right. We mentioned it as well, and you can tell when it was

because we mentioned it in the podcast. The key difference was that the thing we couldn't recapture was that the first one we did was in front of a live audience during Southwest. So there was a point where Chris gets up and starts talking to people and they start asking questions. How many people were there? It was a small venue, so it was only maybe 70 or 80. There are two Australian girls that he was talking to who basically had the funniest stories.

Yeah, one of them was so drunk she couldn't stand up, like she was sitting on the floor. And they didn't know where they were. Yeah. They're just like, we don't know what this is, we just stumbled into this room at our list of blackheads. Literally. And the one who was like, I'm gonna go to New York

and be an actress and I'm gonna make it. We're like, yeah, good luck with that. We coined the term unfamiliar come for her. Oh, God. You're gonna name a band. Yeah, because it was definitely in her future. That's in coach. Yeah.

That's the kind of thing you try to recapture with the follow-up podcasts. Yeah, the further mom would catch things. It's just gone. So fast. But yeah, the further moment. Touch on. So bad man. But yeah, but yeah, I thought I thought it wouldn't really well. It was it was cool to be on someone else's podcast. Yeah, I don't know what's nice and I like to do any work or anything like that. Like when we would be what's

trending show during South by Southwest is nice to go and sit down like, okay, here's your mic sit down have fun. Alright, you're done. That's it. And just walk away and it's like, oh, wow. Alright, there you go. That's how this podcast is for you. right, you're done. That's it. And just walk away. And it's like, oh, wow. All right. There you go. That's how this podcast is for you guys. No, it's great. It's great. I love this podcast.

How is it supposed to do this one? Yeah, that's exactly what you're doing. Do we have my response sit down, have fun? Do we have Chuck D on this podcast? We have Matt and Kim on this podcast. That's not the thing you would just say. That's not the same thing we're not doing. You said you didn't have to work.

You just had to sit down and have fun. Okay. You just have to sit down and have fun. All right. Well, I'll see you guys in the podcast my eight weeks from now. Bullying. Stop the bullying, 2013. You just have to sit down and have fun. You just have to sit down and have fun. Alright. Well, see you guys in the podcast my eight weeks from now. Bullying! Stop the bullying, 2013! I think me and Jack are getting kicked off the podcast. Yeah, thanks so.

I mean, you're just kidding me. I'm good to Korea with this wife. I love this one. It's gonna be Gus Gaffan and Esther just sitting on the couch talking. Let's do a podcast from South Korea. It's gonna be kind of fun. Esther's been wanting to do a podcast from South Korea I'm gonna be kind of fun Esther's been wanting to do a podcast like just the two of us at home. Yeah, that's the fun She's not we should just like sit down and just start talking and record it. She has the best stories

Don't spoil anyone let her tell those. Yeah. Oh, man. You know, you never got Jen on the podcast. Did he? Jen our receptionist she she has some amazing stories. I'm just manager. Jesus, man. She'll sit down in the achievement office and just go off. It's just like, what life have you lived in? I'm just so mad as well because I'm busy quite a lot. Like, I don't slack off that much, to be honest.

And I'll just show I won't buy and she'll be like, so there was this, and I was like, oh God, I just so much work today but I'm totally gonna listen to this whole story. Like, so then I smashed this girl's face into a car. I was like, and I was just like, oh god, I just saw this work today but I'm totally gonna listen to this whole story. Like so then I smashed this girl's face into a car. It's like, what? I'm like, let's rewind this back. Anyway.

Then I rubbed a bank. Have you ever been in a physical fist fight? No. I feel like we have talked about it. He wasn't here for it. No, I've never been in a physical fist fight. Now I wonder how I would do in a fist fight. I think I would like a-

I think you would be too full of rage to actually do any- I think on the reverse of that, I think I'm too full of rage I would do in a fist fight. I think I would be too full of rage to actually do anything. I think I would do serious damage. Like the dragon would unleash and I just come swing in. You may think you're the next jacksher. Dragon will unleash and like you're fire coming out of your beard. And like wings. It's a hundred feet on. I'm just punching that with chest and so.

The dragon will be unleashed. What, cause you to start a fist fight Someone staring at you on a treadmill like someone hitting a woman I would absolutely get in the middle of that like I would absolutely get the metal that no But what would cause you to start a fist fight? Push yes, like that would be you reacting like if something if well like I don't know like I mean again I was picked on a lot so I can take a lot of shit So like I just you have a punch that way no no i was like pushing stuff and i was a kid though

but i would just walk away from it and it's never getting that like never get violent with it so it would take a lot to get me to be violent to someone java wish you could go back in time and find a moment where you were bullied now maybe a little bit i'm probably like i like him now i'm probably completely reversed it instead of

like punch the bullies in the face I've just punched me in the face Punch yourself in there. I think it's funny to go back in time and do I was like this you warp in is like oh me I'm going to come to a tiny boat, he's going to be like, guys what we did? Oh shit, can't give it. Like you punch yourself in the face and then your teeth fall out in the present day. Yeah, I think the challenge is like the paper. It'd probably be the worst use of time travel.

Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, punching yourself would be the worst use of time travel ever. You could do like Biff style, go back to the future and give yourself, you know, here's who's going to win the next five super balls, better fuckload of money on that. Now you're gonna punch yourself in the face. You gotta be different, you gotta be different. You gotta be different. I mean different, like going back in time and beating yourself up is enshild. What'd it be bullying there? Yeah, and absolutely would be bullying. But it's me. And? You can't bully yourself. I can't go home and look at it, and be like

you're an ugly boss. You're right, you can't do that, but you can't bully yourself. I can't go home and look at it. I'm gonna be like you're an ugly boss You can't do that, but you can't get in a time machine. Go back and and beat up a little kid But the kids me okay, so if you went back into one question, is it child abuse? Ah It is I'm gonna stick it a step further. I didn't go that I know There's definitely another step. We can take it. I'm not I don't think so I'm gonna let get that one Well that parachute jackless the eject symbol. Oh, we I meant to come up a parachute I so one of the things we talked about last park. Oh, you were here, right?

Yeah, we talked about the topics I need to put in here. No, we wouldn't we get to a conversation. Oh, yeah Yeah, pull up pull up thing out. That'll be the symbol. We all like we'll start all right I don't know why that's a Jackie Jax jets below, right? It's like, no, you pull the parachute. The ripboard. It's also like here, isn't it? You don't like it down there. You don't slide down. You don't like pull.

I guess you fly a parachute. So yeah, the ripboard's like here. Yeah. But that looks weird. Yeah, that's how I know. Well, yeah, I meant to come up with topics I forgot. What if the eject was just a jet? It was like an electronic system.

I would be like hit a button and then lights come up and we can tell who's voting. And then we've got a bar come up from the thing and like flip it as a little red button, we. It's like a steel battalion controller. I like it actually, Jack. Can we get some mental robot lights in here? You know, the lights that swing all over the place

when you go into like double death mode. Double death mode, yeah. I know exactly what you're doing. Like the red lights drop down and start spinning underneath it. Yeah. Who wants to do it in the mirror? So I don't know. Jack, what do it in the next one? Yeah, I do. What the fuck?

What's the name? MOTHERFUCKER Did you see the new trailer for the next shit? What's that movie? The catching fire? Oh, yeah, I'm wondering. Oh, I have not seen that trailer. Yeah, there's a new trailer for a KFAR.

I did not like that first movie. It was not that good. I loved the Hunger Games. The book is great, but the movie was not good. I love Jennifer Lawrence Jennifer movie. I watched the Reliance Playbook on the flight back from Australia to America and that was really good movie. It's too annoying. It just came out. The annoying character is being annoying together Not fun. Good acting. No. It's weird. There were a lot of movies on the plane that aren't out in DVD yet

I think that's it like I was Jack Reacher and that's nothing down on DVD. Oh that aren't out in DVD yet. I think that's a, like I was Jack Reacher and that's nothing down on DVD. I don't even, oh, Tom Cruise with me. It's a fun, a blivvy and just came out. That seems like the most generic sci-fi movie to me. Like Schmoggen Hecking got in that one. Is he?

I think he is. He was on SNL this week. Jamie Lannister's in it. Yeah, that's the one next year. That's the Moryen Hecking guy. Oh, that's him? No, he was out of the country when we made that joke. Oh, okay.

Because he's Danish. We're amazing. He was not British or American, he's Danish. He's like 40 years old too. Delicious. He's He's older. He's good looking fella. Yeah, she's more than Hacking guard, but Morgan Freeman and I would watch him while he was having sex with someone. And that's okay. Gavin. So, oblivion looks like a generic sci-fi movie to me. It's it looks like Oblivion looks like a generic sci-fi movie to me. It looks like The prime at the matrix the first the first half of the movie is great and then it becomes another movie

That's like the previous the movie. It's like it's clearly based on is much better than the movie No, no, that's what it feels like though. It feels like it pulls plots from another movie that I think you may have seen already Fuck it. So it basically is becomes moon okay so if you've seen moon is basically like first half of the movie's great and then becomes moon and it's like uh... the movie so uh... it's not that great but i can't talk about by a truck infinite but what i mean some people may not have seen moon and i know that jack i'm gonna clap this one

so stop the bullying jack anyway but it's it they got it is it like joseph kimin skier something to get the so the blue jack anyway but it's it the dot uh... joseph kimin ski or something that the guy did tron uh... tron legacy did this one and i visually it's really impressive but the the stories yeah i think i think it's a good argument more visually impressive i think there's still something to be said for that

i could be entertained by the way with uh... with the little plot if it looks cool. I saw what's a screen? I saw a upstream color. I don't know what it is. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal chain. I was at the primal it. I was not a fan of upstream color. I think it's safe to say. I think there's a reason it has not received a wide release. It's hard to watch. It's... What makes it hard to watch? Yeah. It's like a project. Well let me tell you something. Like in primer, you know, there's a lot of disjointed scenes where it's like things are jump cut And it's because it makes sense Thematically because it's a time travel movie. Yeah, so it's like you see things that are maybe a little out of order

And you're like when that maybe this happened before and it's a little nonsensical and it works because it's a time travel movie That same style carries through to upstream color, which is not a time travel movie So there's no context for the time you're seeing things or for really relationships amongst some of the characters So sometimes you're like wait, does this make sense? Am I watching something that happened earlier or later? And it's like there's no explanation at all. I think you'd like a better few watch day again No, I think the script for upstream color, for dialogue might be 15 pages long for an hour, 30 minute long movie. Jesus.

Yeah, it's like not much. Primarily, primer is an amazing movie, but one of the things about it for me that bugged me is that I guess it was really low budget. It was $7,000. So the special effects kind of thing, like when he's going to be carrying a version of himself, and none of that was ever believable to me.

I never got that from the scene. Was that him that he just locked in the attic? Yeah. I think the coolest effect that happened primer was when they're filming the event happening and then the camera comes back behind the handy cam and you see like the thing levitating with their first discovering how the mechanism works. I'm not doing that. Yeah, I haven't seen the movie yet either.

Primer is a fantastic movie. I know, I need to see it. It's available on Netflix streaming. You have no skis, not one. It was on and then it was off and then it's back. Yeah, that's what it was. And it's only like a 70 minute movie. And if you prepared to be a little bit confused,

it won't take you by surprise. What I would recommend is you budget time to watch it twice. So it's, I mean, that's two hours and 20 minutes. Like, back to back. Back to watch it twice. So that's two hours and 20 minutes. Like right back to back. Back to back, really? Because the first time you watch it, you get to the end and you get credit to like, wait, what?

You gotta go back and watch it immediately. Because there's some cool shots where they're looking at the past version of themselves through binoculars and stuff. And that is very believable. They're not in the same shot. But when he's carrying a version of himself, they never show that in any special effect shot, like it's never him holding him.

And to me, that bugged me a little bit, because you managed to assume that it's him. Yeah. Well, I think it's also... Well, I will make an argument in its defense, where I think it's intentionally left to be vague. But at that point, you definitely know that that's him, though. But you don't know if it's his friend. Right.

I guess not. Yeah. Yeah. know if it's his friend. Right, I guess not. Yeah, yeah. I think it's a style choice. Yeah. Yeah. It's a good movie. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

You absolutely should watch it. I think it might even be on Hulu as well, but it's definitely on him. No, I've been meaning to watch that one for a while now. So I definitely need to watch it out. I'm all about long streaks of watching something. I just watched all of season two this weekend Don't you just much prefer watching stuff like that?

Yeah, because then you don't do week you don't to wait at all like right now waiting week to be for game of thrones I rewatched all of lost and I way enjoyed it watching this episode episode that's a show I've never seen Yeah, last season two might be my favorite season of TV season two Season two is the hatch season. Yeah, I know it's easy. I'm not being full. Also good season. What was the season where we tweet about lost split. It's been long enough. Yeah, where Jack wants to go back to the island and they have like the dual time war. Five then is my favorite. Yeah, four. I think four is four end with him going. We got to go back.'ve got to go back and then it shows the flash four,

or the end showing flash four. And the big reveal there is that you think it's sort of flashback, but it's actually, yeah, it's full of the whole time, yeah. So like four ending and then five, I think was probably my favorite. And then stretch of loss. To me, the most interesting stuff was the hatch stuff

and was numbers down there. You know, what's funny to me is when this podcast started, we would talk about lost so much. Like this was almost like a lost podcast. Yeah, and I would skip over it because the episode's aired in the US before the aired in the UK. So I always skip it.

So that's what we've found. Huh? Actually, how did you find that? Yeah. Oh. Lost in such a great show. And I know that I felt like it was one of those shows that definitely had like strong ratings early on, but then people kind of peed it off and didn't watch it as much.

It was just really kind of disappointing to me. The best thing about all the, in the hat stuff to me was, you didn't know whether it was going to be a big deal if they didn't press the button. I was so happy that it was when everything started exploding and magnet was powering up and everything was flying across the room and the whole thing, the sky went purple, I was like, that's hell of a payoff. I'm okay with that. Well, the Desmond started being able to see the future and stuff like that. You kept seeing alternate realities where Charlie kept dying.

I don't know a lot about lust. I'm confused still by a lot of it, but I have taining anyway. I have the Blu-ray box set, which is one of my favorite box sets of all time. Did you find a disc hidden in the box? Yeah, it's a puzzle. The whole box set is a fucking of my favorite box sets of all time. Did you find a disc hidden in the box? Yeah, like it's a puzzle. The whole box set is a fucking puzzle. It's cool. It's amazingly laid out and built.

But I go back and watch it every now and then I try to cycle through all the old episodes. There's like, oh, there's a black light in the box that they give you to help try to figure out that there is a hidden disc. So it was a more expensive box set than a normal one? It was kind of expensive. It was close to bomb to make it. What was it all the seasons?

Yeah, it was like the entire series. Which is how many seasons? Six. Six, yeah. I want to say I bought it when it came out and it was like 200 bucks. That seems pretty reasonable. Yeah, but it's six seasons of water content. A lot of content, yeah.

But yeah, you opened up the box. It was shaped like, I don't know, like a weird trap iszoidal, three dimensional thing, and you like take the top off and like all the seasons are there. But if you look at the bottom side of the top, there's like a map of the island. And then if you rotate the map and then pull it out, there was another disc hidden in there. What was on that disc? It was like additional bonus content. Yeah. But there was like, and there was a map as well in there, like with the other disc and a black light and a rock. And if you like shown the black light on the map, it gave you hints that you had to look at the other map and like twist it to find the disc.

Did you pop a little bone on when you saw it? Yeah, I wish I had filmed myself discovering that. I was still having mini ARG almost. You know know, it's gonna take taking a cue taking a hint And there's even like hidden stuff on some of the discs where like Easter eggs you like Moot hit the arrows in certain directions and like high-rig lifts light up on the menu that you can't see normally You let go to them and just a different Dude, did you hear what happened today with EA? Mm-hmm and Lucasfilm or LucasArts, I guess. So EA now has the license for Star Wars games. So EA is gonna be making all of future,

any future Star Wars games there's going to be, EA is gonna be working on it. What is the period on that exclusivity? I have no idea. But that's one of those things for, EA's kind of a lot of shit for a lot of kind of, you know, public problems, like they've had a lot of, you know, missteps and things like that.

If EA comes out and says like, we're gonna make Battlefront 3. I think immediately people are gonna be like, okay, we'll forgive you a little bit. There's that thing going on right now where people are upset that supposedly, and who knows if this is true or not, that, excuse me, Battlefront 3 was already in production,

was already 99% done according to certain people. I don't buy that was 99% done. Yeah, but. There's definitely, they've shown that there is stuff out there, though, like it does exist in some form. But, I mean, but there's definitely like I mean they've shown that there is stuff out there though Like it does exist in some form. But I mean if something's far enough along in their will in a cancel it It's probably for the best. Yeah, well, I mean battlefront 2 was awesome. That was a lot of foreign like you know What I'm saying is maybe this project was not going in the right direction. Yeah

Yeah, maybe it's best that it's canceled and maybe it's best that it moves to other hands that being said EA has had some very public problems, like, you know, not the least of which is the SimCity Online Activation Problem. Yeah. I mean, there's CEO step down like a month ago. Yeah, Richello or whatever it is. Yeah, it's one of those things where it's like,

I think EA, they could get back in good graces of people with a few proper steps. And I think the SimCity thing, I think if they would have labeled SimCity, the new SimCity game, SimCity Online, I think no one would have had an issue with it. But the fact that it was like, you know, it's a single player game, it's like, you can't, but you can't play without an internet connection. But if you're on a plane, like, sorry, you just can't play it. Yeah, I think that there are, you know, there's definitely some EA franchises that are awesome,

then, you know, there's some studios that put out quality work. And I think, you know, maybe they're recognizing the fact that they have some work. And I think maybe they're recognizing the fact that they have some problems. And they're willing. They're trying to raise everyone up to those standards. Like the Dead Space series, they knock it out of the park. Fantastic.

All the time. Well, that was Sledgehammer for the first game, and then Visceral to go over for three. No, it was Visceral the whole time. Sledge, the guy Greg Pop thus, I can't think of his name. He, the guy who created Dead Space one, and started sledgehanger sledge hammer games Oh really? Yeah, I thought sledge hammer did the first time I know I was no this role the whole time So yeah, cuz visceral and then went and did other games like visceral did want to say they did the newest army of two game

They've done a few they did Dante's a Ferno and so but visceral is based in like in redwood shores where he is man It mean I had quarters as but All right but this role is based in like in redwood shores where he is made it headquarters is but uh... uh... alright we're entertaining ourselves on the so uh... video games it seems to be a gaming podcast it was back in the day but i think it like if they come out

like an imaginative like like dice or someone gets battlefront like how awesome would that be like it's something that they have to do you know battlefield bad company and like you know all the battlefield games doing a star wars based battlefield game or you know battlefront 3 which would be that same sort of game that would be fun as hell yeah awesome I would like it a lot okay let's have a conversation you guys can participate in because you all are such fucking babies you can't sit there I would have a sweet conversation

with the bathroom soon oh yeah it's about time to wrap up, honestly. Let's do it. I can't wait to see that. Let's do it there. Normally, I said that because I figured I'd used to burn you being there. And there really would be for the next 10 minutes. But I guess we can wrap up.

We can wrap up. We can wrap up. Sure we can. What's the use going on? Well, I said Star Trek's coming out like in two weeks. Star Trek, did you see a painting game? No. A new Michael Bay movie? Parts of people talking about it. So Trek, did you see Pain in Gain? No. A new Michael Bay movie?

Parts of people talking about it. I really want to see that movie. I definitely want to see that. The rock, I just go along in it. Did you actually see Iron Man? Yes? No, I have not seen it yet. I set that like an hour ago.

I did. I appreciate you asking again. It's definitely the funniest Iron Man. There's a lot more humor to it than the other ones. But I would recommend it. Guess not. It's a period today. Everyday. Alright, well let's go ahead and wrap this up then.

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