Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #218

Episode Date: May 14, 2013

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Hello everybody. Ghost Gavin Jack and Bernie. How are you doing? Good. I was called myself Joel. I don't know why. You're a touch of Joel. I wanted to interrupt you, I guess. I had the feeling that I was going to interrupt you. Yeah, that sounds like a very Joel thing to do. Joel's very excited because the economies of the overseas are collapsing. I don't know what's going on. Like which way of the seas? I don't know what's going on, which way have a cease?

I don't know. He's very excited about this. He's very, very excited. About the end of the world. Speaking of which, did North Korea put their nukes all back in storage? Yeah, I did. What's the story there? They just lowered them and put them back down.

I had also read a report that some missile experts said that the missiles that they were parading around were not real. I want to get to a point in my life when I am referred to as a missile expert. Like they bring me out, it's like we have a missile crisis, we need our best missile expert. Here's a picture of a missile, is this real? Nope. This is what it looked like, it was made out of like, it was like a skin stretched over wood and like sheet metal. Get the hell out here.

Yeah, and that they're not actually real missiles. Why do they have to store them? Can they not just leave them on the launcher for? Well, someone might come and steal the keys. If I can go joy riding in the missile. I would imagine that if you left your missiles out in the open that eventually The missiles would get blown up mysteriously somehow like Like I think that would be your open. What's that? You only open.

Yeah, but my dream bond is gonna show up and blow your missile up. We want you to go to storage and does it? Well, the important point in storage is we don't over storage it. We have ideas. But yeah, storage might also be like heavily guarded underground versus just out.

You read that off-launched it from storage, just open a hole in the ceiling. I think it's like the idea behind like this underground missile bunkers uh... there's a great bit more words about north korean yeah i was about to talk about that oh yeah so weird yeah it's a cool thing when they talk about basically well i don't want to i want to spoil it

not okay well what was the point we have we came up with some definitions was the north korea story in the audio book we took a trip from Los Angeles San Francisco and we listened to the entire... No, it was not. So if it's not in the audiobook, it probably didn't make the... Cut for the movie, I'm guessing. I think the book didn't make the cut for the movie either, based on what I've seen. I don't think anything from the book is in the movie.

The movie is not at all related to the book. What's so fucking evidence? They skipped stuff from the book in the audiobook. It was long audio book like we listened to it in a car like eight hours if you follow along with the book and then it helps over who the fuck does that you see the words and hear the words you think an audio book is so that they can help you read the book like having a adult around. It's like, you're reading a read. Oh, so what is your reading number?

I thought that's what people did. It's like Mark Hamles reading over your shoulder for you. When we do an audible act that we're doing an A-bite a book so they can listen to the book at the same time. Go and think it about it. Yeah, it sounds mental. It does. It sounds amazing. Gavin, I'm in love with you.

I did it wrong then. I don't know. What did you do? Well I did that. I read the audio. No, I remember why I did it now. What? What?

This is why I did it. I had the American version of Harry Potter. And I was listening to the British version because I wanted to see the differences as I was reading it. Could you tell that it was between the color spell with the U of the sound of you? Flavor? But they would change stuff like trash, rubbish would be trash and stuff like that. Just...

Sovereign would be flushing. I feel like for a book like Harry Potter which supposedly sitting in the UK they would keep it. Dude, they American the hell out of that thing. Now they changed the title of it. Yeah. They changed philosophy to sorcerer. Right. They did. which supposedly sent in the UK they would keep it to the american hell out of that thing that he's the title of it yet but the philosophy source right they did we don't know

we don't know if it sounds cool but i don't think american audience is indeed you know what what it is like is philosopher when you say philosopher in the UK does that indicate anything mystical or magical not which is a philosopher yeah so i had but who who i'm the stone i don't know i'm read the books i don't know anything about the movie was the philosopher or sorcerer

i'm asking you i don't fucking know you're the one who read the book twice uh... you're double read the book you can't wait no wait don't so in the Harry Potter franchise the title is very specifically associated with what takes place in the story yes so what is the philosopher stone you guys both in the movie i'm assuming that it's just it's been so long

it's just tiny little wizard waffle isn't it was it was a lot of that yeah but you know what but the couple of fire right isn't right that's that's a thing you know so much and that's all about that i know the titles of these things are about is doby a title of one of them the little no column very part of the guy who's not going so but the but the philosophy has to be something in the first book what is it it's an actual stone it's like i don't have it the end because we're looking for the whole time because the stone will give them power to bring back full the more

they go okay but it's actually a shakin ahead that is the answer i think it is only we had a harry potter what is it what is it it makes you a mortal but who's is it? Anybody actually saying whoever uses the philosopher's own is immortal. Just like your average philosopher is shaking your head.

There are multiple people trying to do that. Didn't Harry use it? What do they do with it? Yeah, that's an argue with the people off camera. By the way, everyone's tweeting that they read along all the time. It is true. all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right all right you listen to the audio book and read the book while watching the movie at the same time and wait for the try to think of it. This is why we should move the movie except Stephen Fry just starts to commentate him when there's no dialogue. I'm like, Harry, look down the stairs. Let me ask you this, let me ask you this, because maybe this is the thing that I do that

most people don't do. Do you when you play a video game, do you turn on captions by default? Yes, I do. Always. Do you do that on TV? No. I do it on video games and I do not do it on TV. I feel like on TV with a DVR

You can always rewind if you miss something when the video game you can't like honestly. I wish that Cons you know consoles now like the Xbox 360 you can set your profile so when you play a game It'll always invert your stick by default. It's your profile setting. Yeah, I wish there was a profile setting for subtitles I can say I'm pretty sure there is no there isn't I'm pretty sure there is for handicap access I'm pretty sure it's no there isn't I'm pretty sure there is for handicap access I'm pretty sure it's for it before downer. What's that? What do they have no special? I'm gonna help people who are deaf do you think that's a bad thing? That's been a complain of mine for a long time so I couldn't find that setting

But if they have it great that's yeah, cuz I that's the first thing I do as soon as I put a game before I even like play the game Or do anything like I immediately like as soon as I put a game before I even like play the game or do anything like I immediately like I'm excuse me. I'm not. I'm sometimes I spit everywhere. You know, I probably would have understand the first season of Game and Thrones a little bit better had I was going to say. I was going to say I watched I watched the first couple episodes of the British office with

subtitles on. Like a friend of mine. It's not difficult. Yeah, it's it's big slaying if you watch it. You should watch. I mean, but there's some things I know we've talked about this before like train spotting. Part of the experience is not quite understanding what the fuck they're saying in train spotting. And some parts of train spotting they sub-totter themselves because it's so meant to be.

It's awesome. It's so there's got to say accents are so unbelievably thick in that. Yeah. Man, that's a great movie train spotting. I saw it the other day. Put out by Disney. Hard to believe. There was? It was? It was mere max,potting. I saw it the other day. Put out by Disney, hard to believe. There was?

It was, mirror max. Yeah, I remember, yeah. Yeah. The reason I knew that was, remember back in the days when DVDs kind of first were getting popular? And it seemed like some studios just had like a template they used for DVDs. And Disney's was like silver on silver.

And that's what it was. It was like a gray with like the silver blocked out for the letters and transpotting was like that. And that's how I knew it was like, this is Disney the silver blocked out for the letters and transplanting was like that that's how i knew it's like this is this isn't in should have a mere max so is this that's almost like roundabout way to find out yeah it's like you could have picked up the box but i don't care about it that's it's like all this just because

we always talk about it's like i always wonder do you do the average person who watches a movie do they understand production companies and even directors like i know most people know steven spielberg people might now know i mean the average person probably those are the case

might start to know jj aprons now in james camera i've been most people don't even pay attention to the credits i bet they don't read it i've been personally a production companies they might recognize a few directors and that's it and with video game developers there's no way. No. Like, do you think the average person knows what, how many copies of the college you did,

they sell every time that game comes out? Yeah. Every iteration. 12, 13 million, 4,000? 12, 13 million copies that they sell. Do you think the average owner of that has any concept of the difference between infinity ward and trade? It seems like an interesting thing that you could do is like, wait outside of a game stop and just film people right walking out like what did you buy who made that game?

Or do you like madden who makes madden? Yeah, so what was the thing about this about ghosts? Is it did they drop they dropped either modern warfare that drop call a duty period? No, no, it's modern warfare They just dropped the most of this would have been modern warfare for right? They should have put it modern for that No, it's Montenawarfare. They just robbed the most of this. This would have been Montenawarfare 4, right? They should have put it in Montenawarfare. What came after... Oh, he has black-out 2, yeah. You're right.

So this would have been Montenawarfare 4. So if you were following along lines, this would have been Montenawarfare 4. There have been a Call of Duty Montenawarfare 4, as opposed to Call of Duty 4, Montenawarfare. So it's Call of Duty Ghost, which is a prequel to modern...to Call of Duty 3? Is it a prequel? Well, it's about the character ghost right? I don't know cuz it's ghost which is I think it's about like a stash his brothers, but he doesn't eat diverge It's about carrying in

Ghost is isn't ghost Gary from the first one. Yeah, well, I don't know. I don't I will can I say I played a lot of the modern Warfare games go to games I I played all the way through a thousand points in modern warfare the first one I don't know the first one i don't know the story i don't know there's that there's characters i mean i'm pretty sure ghost is dead i think that's a price in price is the dude with the face with the yeah he died he died in modern warfare too he dies in all of us the same this is same dude every time he just comes back like that's what it's called like the garrerios there's a hardcore called duty fans right now who are very upset with the conversation i bet

ghost was a modern warfare too like after you raid that guy's bunker I've you raid the guys house you said it's some guy named Gary yeah the dude yeah yes ghost died in two is he in three I don't think so if you died in two he can't be in three he died in one he was in two he wasn't in one here I know I can't read some responses from Twitter They this all caps they did not drop modern warfare for

Sledgehammer is making it now. I guess sledgehammer's a new developer. Sledgehammer is the guys who did um They did they're actually a visceral games are the guys who did dead space one so ghost takes place in the future It's his son. I don't know who he is It is sun. So it's Patrick's way he's sun. Oh, OK. That all makes sense. Sorry, it's going to be sun, so something.

It'll be bubbly. All right. And we're giving a screen that's saying that ghost is dead. No. Ghost is not dead. Then now ghost is dead. Soap is dead. Everyone's dead, fuck it.

Modern warfare series is over. Get you some. No, it's funny. Actually, when I was in supernova in Australia I met Tony Todd guys who does the one of the voices the characters from modern warfare three and at one point you murder him and he's like did you kill me I mean you killed me you fucking murder me didn't you know shit yeah totally killed you so it was very strange

oh the voice actor said that yeah yeah the voice actor I'm a I never know that the I think the only people i know who work on games of the guys at bungee in three four three because of all the by-dox and stuff have we now seen the people that are coming to our t-shirt one of the voice actors that we have coming to we have yet

that'll be fine a lot of stuff that we're working on official press releases for sure you've got people people really don't like regular people regularly regular like we're we're going into movies and games and stuff but people who just passively watch movies that anything about the directors and let like you say but i don't know i have this i don't know anything about music i don't know who music i can't name a single music producer

like all that person producer this album they produce that album i'm like i have a person do i have a sense that i have a friend who doesn't know anything he barely knows act his names he might know Bruce willis and Tom Cruise and that's about it But I once asked him what are his favorite films and he said Transformers bad boys Armageddon Poehawber the rock in Inadvending listed about six Michael Bay movies. I really you know you just

They're all made by the same person like what? Did you even grasp it? Did you even understand what that meant? I don't think so I was I was shocked Gop smacked Gop smacked, or got smacked she'd show them a Simon West movie and see if you like that like Connay or something The Simon West was like the whenever they couldn't get Michael Bain more they got Simon West all those movies Can Jack and I say something? Have you shown have you shown your tattoo on the podcast yet the tattoo? We all look at where seepia today I'm going to say something. Have you shown your tattoo on the podcast yet? The tattoo that you got in Australia? I don't know why I have a picture. Yeah, so we're going to watch that. We all look for where we're seepia today.

So that's tattoo. I had, can I tell you something? I've been told this for not out of the corner of my eye when I catch it. It looks like you have a swastik on your arm. On the corner of my eye. On the corner of my eye. When I catch it every now and then it freaks me out. All right. Are you going to build on that or is that just like?

Yeah, the idea is like with major life events, I'm going to get more pieces. Eventually if he doesn't like it, he'll just spill it all in and it'll disappear. Yeah, there you go. Okay, and will you color them based on the life event? No, no, I'll color them based on the actual piece. That seems like achievement. I think that was just pure luck. There's a green one and a red one of the S blocks.

Did you know that? Did you know that? That there's only two colors of that block? Well, it depends on which version of testers you're playing. But I think it's the arcade version. It's the green and red version. Oh my god. Sorry, I'm having to sidebar.

Yeah, it was your sidebar. No, nobody was appreciating my joke. So I had to be driving appreciated. It was funny. I was was good. You had to make it. You will appreciate this. You will have. No, so I was at a wedding in Vegas over the weekend. Yeah, it was for Becca who does the voice assistor in Red versus Blue. Yep. And the ceremony was at Caesar's Palace. And during the reception, or I should say after the ceremony, we went up to go to the reception and I was waiting outside of the ballroom because it wasn't quite ready yet.

And I was standing there staring at this closed door, and this woman says, excuse me, and walks right next to me, like literally right in front of me, and I look at her, it's like, it's Heather Graham. And she just walked down and walked down the hall, and the only thing I could think as she was walking by was, I've seen her boobs. Really?

That's all I could think of, she was walking down the hall. And so we go in, we go to the reception, we're sitting there, you know, cake cutting, all the typical wedding stuff, and then Bradley Cooper and Zach Galifanakis walked in. I guess they were all like around the corner there. It's user doing press for hangover 3. Yeah. And they saw there was a wedding going on, so they just like walked in and crashed it. That's like one of the coolest things ever. Yeah, it's like you're just you're literally's like you're literally in Vegas at Caesar's and like people from... And the hangover guys, like just walk in.

Do you think you would get that if you saw porn stuff but it'd be more disturbing? I don't think you know who they were. But like if you recognize one, I've seen so far up inside you. You can't even see if you want to. Did I tell you about the time I met a porn star at a party in California? Uh-oh. And we were just like, we had a party and I was like, I know you. I was like, I know you from somewhere.

We just used nope and I'm like, guys, I swear. I swear I know you from somewhere. I was like, I know you just, and she was like, we had a real funny about it. She's like, no, I don't think so. I don't think we've ever met. I'm like, I swear to God. We all the way through the whole party, get done, go out, get in the car. Like, all right, let's go.

Fuck porn star. I can't like, like, like, all at once. So she was being really cool, though. She was super good. We see, it was just, I can tell it probably happens to her a lot and she was probably saving me embarrassment by telling me. Was this like, was she like a date of seven? Seven or seven? Oh, right. Like like was she on a date with somebody yes you

was okay she was on a date with somebody nice a voice actor from video game is not a fact wow did you believe in that would be creepy if you went up to here and recognize him haha would it be creepy if you went up to him and gave him tips on what she like no now i'm gonna do that yes it would be very creepy that would be extraordinarily creepy and of course there he'd run up and curse her baby what a deep shit

you're gonna fucking get killed you get killed in mall and we're all going to be okay with it the other thing it's like i was i never want to get killed or died in a way that like people are like when they hear about the be like oh yeah okay yeah he should have died like it's like running up to people in a mall and telling them he cursed their baby or whatever,

or like the dude who jumps out of an airplane without a parachute, he throws his parachute out and then jumps after it. It's like, if that guy died, he'd go, I'd be like, oh of course he died. He does. He does. Well, I saw it some stuff like that. Yeah.

So I thought we were gonna die a day, actually in the control room over here. We ran before the podcast, we had some sandwiches over here, we were eating sandwiches, waiting for the sandwiches over here. We were eating sandwiches, waiting for the podcast to start. And Chris walks in, and he's got like a little container in his hand,

and he goes up to care, just put your hands out, put your hands out. Oh, shit. And she's like, no, I'm scared, I don't want to do it. So then Brian says, fine, I'll do it. And he puts his hand out, and Chris pours this liquid metal into Brandon's hands. And like, what the fuck is that? Is that mercury? And he's like, no, no, no, this is list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list the list of the list the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the list of the He's like, no, it's fine. So yeah, so then, so he poured Thaliam into Brandon's hands

and Brandon immediately dropped it everywhere. And they just fell off in the car. Really? They spent the next 10 minutes trying to like smear it off the car. All right, now I gotta look at the toxicity of Thaliam. The stuff they used in Terminator 2 to like show like the, the, the, the, the 1000 melting

and it looked like the T1 filling. I think that might be it actually. Hey, then I mean, recently Gus, that you're, what's your element that you love so much it's gonna replace you Thorium I was reading the story. I was being bought up by somebody. Well, I think building reactor in China numerous people are the building reactors in China and India both nice you invested in it It's hard. I mean you invested in like a mining or middle-cum don't bring that over here Just bring in the failure amount here. Gavin will touch it. Nah Good cap. Nah. Just's bringing the thallium out here. Gavin will touch it. Nah. The Gavin.

He's poor on the table of something. Yeah. OK, maybe it's time to play Gavin or Google. I looked up on Google. I looked up Thalium. Do you know what the first autocomplete is on Thalium? Thalium. Thalium poisoning.

Thalium poisoning. Thalium and compounds are often highly toxic. Hey, there we go. Contact with skin is dangerous. Oh my god. Brendon had it all over his neck. And the antichrist. And they were colored like gray.

Oh, no. He came out and he said it looked like I just jumped off the tin mat. You were trying to get me to put it on my sandwich. What? Trying to put it on. Oh, there we go. Oh, his hands are still gray. Oh, yeah.

He said it also when Brandon had it than having a sense he said it burned all good it burn yeah so you kept it on his hand talent that i'm used as poison and a murder weapon what what poison then is it not uh... australia had a thalium craze in australia in the early nineteen fifties or notable spate of case to murder or attempted murder by Thalian poisoning.

At this time due to chronic rat infestation, problems in overcrowded inner city suburbs, notably in Sydney, and Thalian's effectiveness as a rat poison, it was still readily available over the counter in New South Wales, where Thalian sulfate was marketed as a commercial rat bait under the name fall rat uh... so yes so so i call call the former k gb assassin was poisoned with the volume co-calf felt ill with democrats and nausea within days his hair had fallen out and he was covered with marks on his skin where the fuck did you get that

uh... amazon Where the fuck did you get that? Amazone! Amazon! Oh, it was not toxic. I read about it on Reddit, so the entire screen was. I read about it on Reddit, and Reddit said it was non-toxic. You took non-toxic from something on Reddit. Did a red duck tell you that? Because I gotta tell you, the red duck, you don't listen to the red duck.

And the green duck, you should be highly suspect of that's all I'm saying All right, let me look up red it fall. Yeah, okay bring the container here No, no, I don't want it. Don't get it on here. I'm not on the All right, no it's heavy. No, really? This is like half a, no, not half a pound, maybe a quarter pound? Calm down. Oh, wow, that is heavy.

Oh, that's crazy. That is an unmarked plastic jar that you got from the internet. You didn't look it up, you didn't look it falling in once. Where'd you get this? It's on my hand. Yeah, it's on the bottle. When the outside bottle. Yeah, go figure, I don't want to look at it. I. Where'd you get this? It's on my hand. Yeah, it's on the bottle. Only outside the bottle. Yeah, go figure.

I don't want to look at it. I just want to touch the container that it's in. Don't get that near me. Put it over there. Get it away. You get it over here. Let's get this out of here. Are you having a spousa?

Jesus! Thanks for bringing poison into the office, Chris. So Chris, you ordered that from Amazon for real. I'm going to go look it up. Are you sure it's co-fallium? It's something else. Thalium for men, it's a cologne. Here, while we looked it up, I'm gonna read this.

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but it's not right we understand scrolling or the way it chemicals are the bowl. This week. At this temperature would be a solid, but I thought it melts at like 98 degrees. I thought it was a melting point of gallium. Tell me, put it in your hand. It is gallium. You bought gallium.

You bought gallium. He didn't buy thallium. Woo. I can check my Amazon. Please? Yeah, please do. He said, I can check my Amazon. I can check my Amazon.

It's really important to me to check my Amazon. I did not miss here. He said thallium. Yeah, he did.'m not I did not miss here. He said failure Yeah, he did not miss here. Yeah So much choosing you that yeah someone's like you must hurt Gus miss heard I think you're yelling at a screen That's the screen we're looking at right now some of you're watching live stream you can see that's what we're we're keeping an eye on so unlike mercury liquid gallium wet skin and glass which makes it harder to handle which would explain why your hands are gray after you handle handle mercury your hands don't turn gray because it doesn't it doesn't wet anything yeah it just like it all moves with it so I hope it was gallium that you bought

yeah it's not a gallium where did I don't know anything about gallium. All I know is that gallium doesn't auto-complete to kill you. Ever in my high school chemistry textbook, there's a picture of someone melting gallium in their hand. That's all I know. That's all I remember about gallium from chemistry. Okay, so that's a great example. Here we are back to the discussion again of the proliferation of technology

when you were younger it was a picture of your textbook now he's got it because he can order it off amazon right here and then he could accidentally poison every when he works with because they assume if you're ordering thalium or gallium you know what the fuck you're doing with it i did that was kid to i ordered uh... i went into i want to make gunpowder so i went down to local pharmacist what's wrong with you you can order just like those big plastic jugs of just compounds like I went in I'm a nine-year-old kid. I went to the pharmacist said I need one pound of

Carbon one pound of salt Peter and one pound of sulfur and the pharmacist goes okay come back No, and I came back and I got my three components all they can be used to make is gunpowder I only got three pounds of gunpowder I'm not a new old child And I made a few more like six inch fuse and in much Do you think you would have been like, yeah, I need a map to the capital Yeah And I, you know, history of Guy Fawks God

Have you gotten killed this week... all these fucking twitter warnings of you guys have a three-day printer watch out you can print guns on it i've got a million people i've got emailing me and tweeting me about three-day printing a gun i've got that i've got the xbox this change your and uh... this one of the one i get all the time to listen i want to i'm just like right now that

we live in texas if we want a gun will go get a gun like i get a gun right now i get a gun a lot faster like a three-d printed yeah i think you there is a there is at least one place within a mile here you can buy a gun at it's got to be high-if i said go get a gun right now go buy one how long would it take you i go to walmart let's assume it's a minute let's assume it's middle of the day right over there go to the walmart like right over there how long would it take you ten minutes they've done to that one mark can you walk out with the gun I don't know if they do you they'll give it to you at the door

You'd have to wait a day. No, no The new background check there Maybe they hold it you have to have a running start and then you like like a football you take So do they do background checks? Yeah, I'll do a background check. You have to be a citizen What do you sue me? I'd be question. I don don't know you can buy one if you're a felon if you have a felony on your record you do you believe in a sterile in probably not but you're british so you're probably do you believe in the background checks for uh... who's the phantom care

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It's a free advertising there. How come Brandon didn't eat one of these? He was covered in gallium. Let's see what happens. Look at a lot of them? I'm going to zoom. Can you zoom like five off? Could you zoom one by one?

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So thank you, rile.com for sending us. Domino, these things are awesome. Bit for RTO. So, one time, when I was in high school, we found like we were going through the the storeroom of our chemistry class. Well, and I found a big solid block of sodium. It was like this big. We pulled it out and we put it on a disc and then we like hit behind another disc and tried to score it with the water. Oh my god. It exploded but nothing happened. I think like when we pulled it out Like some like I did form the layer you actually using godium

I Yeah, like that was so dumb. I'm glad that it didn't go off because that was like it was a huge chunk of sodium That would have been like a blown away It was a big fucking explosion If I get like a tiny little clump and it goes mental and well. Yeah, it was like a kilo or like Yeah, it was like what's the closest you've been to accidentally killing yourself? Probably fucking spray and water at a giant pump of sodium. I think that would be yeah, you know worse I've almost fallen out of tree. I literally was falling and I just reached up grabbed a limb and caught myself like Tarzan Yeah, like on my way down. I'm like Tarzan? Yeah.

Like on my way down I was swinging my arms until I managed to catch on something. I have to go through all the way. Wow. I was going to do something in my teeth and the teeth. I was hanging on my foot and doing that. Can we get a gnarly close up of that? Oh. Oh, good.

I'm going to go back to my original point. How do I do that? That's making a bad, that's still good. That's some of it. All right No, I didn't want to making about proliferation of technology so I talked about how That eventually we're gonna have to decide as a society to stop advancing technology because we're gonna get to the point where

Like we went from all writing horses to landing on the moon in 50 years, right? That was a time frame between those two different things like everybody had a horse like the cars became You know common in the mid teens 19 teens whatever that was then on the 60s were standing on the moon We're going from fighting with muskets in the civil war to now we could print a machine gun in our house We can manufacture and print a machine gun mass print them if we wanted to So eventually we're gonna get to the point where it's like something we're going to do is going to get the hands of everybody where someone's going to fuck up and what will happen is we'll build nanites like self-replicating nanobots

that'll just fucking cover the world to your just assume someone else is going to solve the problem of the technology no that's going to be the the description that's not solving the problem that that is the problem so did you read i was horrifying myself by reading this article did you read that a Chinese lab has decided to start experimenting with the avian I was thinking of dog Ben when the bird flu right yeah they made a like an airborne version of it right yeah they decided to kick just for the hell that they made a hundred and

twenty seven different variants of the bird flu combined with the h1n1 flu the highly infectious flu with the most deadly wasn't this the end of twelve monkeys i mean it's just like thanks jack i want that movie it's just it's just you had you gotta realize that like somebody it's what i call the superman problem is that superman has to bat a thousand

he can't ever not stop the villain from destroying the world because if you ever messes up once the world gets destroyed you know i don't know if i'm even funny premise what is superman do the world destroyed it's sitting there that's a lot of the sitting in orbit around the sun by himself at that point that's kind of the the

i mean it's not exactly the same but it's kind of the premise of that video game injustice god god's among men is that what is it that uh... the joker successfully detonates a nuclear bomb in metropolis and kills everyone so superman goes crazy in institutes martial law there's uh... there's a division amongst the super heroes like those support superman those who

can superman just fly backwards in a circle around the the superman to one that was one that was such I was I was all for Superman until I found out that that happened in one of the movies Can you imagine like the earth rotating and stopping like just the momentum of that like all the oceans and everything What that would do and then reversing? If he can fly around the earth This fast in one second. Why doesn't he fly that speed all the time? It's a good point He was always those sweeping shots of him flying over a city and

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You know what I hate mob Kent? Yeah, we get it. We know who's coming in here this time though. He's from the fucking Midwest, right? You know, I gotta say one of the most entertaining original Superman things I've seen in the modern cinematic era was the speech that David Carrying does about Superman at the end of kill bill That was awesome. Do you remember that Tarantino wrote a while man Yeah, he basically wrote the whole thing about the perspective of Superman is like he doesn't dress up as Superman He is Superman those are his clothes. He was but he came here in those clothes He dresses up as us. Yeah, and it's like how like Clark Kent is his comment on the human race Superman's comment on the human race like Batman dresses up as Batman he is Bruce Wayne

but Superman Superman he dresses up like Clark Kent and I thought that was like that was a brilliant speech you know didn't Kevin Smith or like some big comic person like refuted that claim or had the made a counterpoint argument what was it I don't remember because I didn't agree with it I agreed with the the kill bill version Yeah, there's a dude I fall on Twitter. It's like I didn't know I knew he was Superman fan But he's gone like off the walls now the Superman movies coming out and he's like talking about Superman all the time on Twitter Who's that? It's six. Okay. Oh, he talks about Superman all he does like a podcast on Superman everything that guy is like an expert on Superman

Can you get? Cuz Go ahead. There's a plane flying overhead. It's kind of distracting. Hey, hand me the rest of those chocolate things I want the rest so he was flying around the earth like mental fast. Does light go that fast around the earth? Gavin it's total horse shit. I mean, I don't want that space. Someone tweeted at us That we should get our facts right that Superman went went back in time he didn't actually reverse time yes he did he actually reverse time i did he reverse time in the movie it's uncrushed by the uh... the ravine like undoes itself he doesn't go back in time

and then he has to go back and start the earth back up the right way because he he reverses the earth then he doesn't go down and savor and then go back in the space he's goes the back you can't start it over to get although the fuss that you go the slowest time gets right yes, not me Look I'm not moving in my my delta for movement is this to this on the galactic skill of that It's possible to get light stuck between two mirrors. All right. Let's play Gavin Google Brandy we ready to play some Gavin or Google? It's play Gavin or Google.

Do I get to see when the theme song or does it play on its own? It plays on its own. All right. Oh. There goes that. Let's go. All right.

Gavin or Google, Google or Gavin, which one said it? Let's find out. Hey. I'm feeling lucky. OK. OK. All right. So let's play Gavin or Google. This is the game where we discovered two things

on the podcast. We discovered that Mr. Gavin free likes to ask brilliantly stupid questions and we also discovered that Google will auto complete with the most popular answers that are asked to Google and those often are very frightening what the average person asks Google. So let's play. So, let's actually, congratulate you on your win already. Gavin or Google. And what will happen is I'll give a phrase. It's usually a three or four word phrase.

And then I will give two auto completes. One came from Gavin, one came from Google, Gus and Jack. We'll have to figure out which is which. Gavin or Google. I'm going to try not to laugh. I'm over two in Gavin or Google. All right. Are you ready?

You're new, Jack. Gus, are you ready you do you do jack goss are you ready i'm ready are you ready jack i'm ready okay gosh i have four this week and gassard's typewriter um or we're going to typewriter for three well if we tie you tie pick the so just a case of typewriter uh... could you guys can both get the right answer and one of them to use us how can you tie it? You've tied like four times. All right, the first phrase in Gavin or Google is, can you ever be? Can you ever be? Can you ever be? One, Gavin or Google said, can you ever be justwhelmed? What? Justwhelmed. As opposed to overwhelm. Or underwhelmed. Okay, you be just well

And then the other person or computer wanted to know can you ever be too fast for your own legs? Well, that's pretty good. Which one is Gavin or which one is Google? I'll let you have the first one That's defending champion Just well is Gavin. I'm agreeing with Gus on this one. That's defending champion. Just Wellmed is Gavin. I'm agreeing with Gus on this one. And the two fashioner legs was Google? Yes. You are both incorrect. Oh shit.

People want to know on Google, can you ever be just Wellmed? Just I'm Wellmed. So underwhelmed, they're not overwhelmed, can you? I'm trying. I never could look at the answer. No, I'm curious. I never know. I've never heard of being Wellmed. So just Well him is like your normal state of being is your overall under

Why the fuck did you think that can you be too fast for your own legs? We got to start exploring these little. Yeah Please I got what in what situation would you be too fast for your own? Well, what would happen to you if you were too fast for your own legs? Well, you just fold out So you'd be running would you fall forward or fall backwards? I don't know. You just be too fast to be functional. So you'd like fall backwards because you know how it would be too fast. You know how some people get strapped by lightning and they can jump really high. Yeah. No. No. No. I don't know. I don't know. Of course. Yeah. There was a dude who got strapped by lightning and he jumped like 12 feet in the air because of the supercharged legs.

So I was thinking does anyone have legs legs that's too musely and too powerful to carry them properly but that's too far and they just trip was it there that might totally be mixing you want you'll tell me break their own bones because their muscles got too strong for their lives like a similar right next next one but that's a lot of that that's it's like you see that the armors who will break

their their own four arms. Yeah. Okay. I'm gonna see that. That's creepy. I don't want to see that. Like pro arm wrestler guys. Um, so this one was actually a little bit of a variation.

Uh-oh. Um, this one was, does the moon, the phrase has to contain or the whole question is because it's a phrase. Does the moon, us the moon and one of either gavin or ghoul said does the moon ever lose any of its dust and the other one that no why does the moon always make me tired ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna say the dust one is Gavin. I'm gonna say the tired one is Gavin. You say the tired one is Gavin? Jack you're in the lead.

That was the second most popular in George's for Why Does The Moon? People want to know why the moon makes them tired. Does the moon lose its dust? Is that always? Do you know what moon dust is called? No. No, what is it called?

Regolith. What? You don't know that? Is that a game of thrones? Regolith sounds like a superhero who is hit by lightning and now can jump into the back. That's what I'm hearing. It's a jump 12 feet in the air. Regolith.

It's a big problem with spacecraft. Unlike with the Apollo missions, it's very corrosive. Yeah, it is a layer of loose heterogeneous material covering solid rock. It includes dust soil, broken rock. It isn't dust soil and broken rock all the same that doesn't have a size of this does not exist on earth is just a moon thing uh... i think it's just a movie just a movie i think it is

and next to rest next to rest real thing yeah we're at a restaurant is retired today while we play gavine google what's up that exact manner had field retired yeah he's done it in no more space missions he did some space on the deal in the yeah he's a freaking space oddity on the space station that is He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no. He did a no. He did a no more space missions, right?

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He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? He did a no more space missions, right? showed up. The mohawk. Yeah, we told them. I didn't see him. Yeah. Yeah. I was like, that guy was like totally starched. But the Hatfield dude is the guy that Ed did the duet with. Yeah. Yeah. And he's told him about it. Is somebody singing? I think is what it's called. They called his space Odyssey performance the most expensive music video of all time. It's a great honor. Billion. Billions of dollars. Billions of dollars. That's funny. Does the moon ever lose any of its dust? Does it? There's no... What'd you be bad about? No one knows, God's.

What'd it be? Oh, asking Gavin. Well, everything on Earth, if it blows up, it blows away at lands back on Earth, doesn't it? Because of the gravity and atmosphere and all that. So... So if a lander comes down and kicks up dust, is it just go off? So the moon doesn't have any gravity, so that's why the dust would leave?

It has less gravity, doesn't have any gravity so that's why the dust would leave what it is it has less gravity doesn't and there's no atmosphere how are the how are astronauts able to say on the moon though with less gravity if there's no gravity moon how do they start off it's a common this one of the first internet memes by the way what well there was a there was a guy who is he had a whole was called heavy boots was the name of the movie ever heavy boots it was like the biggest science fallacies and it was how people don't think there's any gravity on the moon is like well how to ask you know the music they have heavy boots was the name of the heavy boots it was like the biggest science fallacies and it was how people don't

think there's any gravity on the moon is like well how to ask you to say the music they have heavy boots it's like it's like it's it's very weird how many people would it give that exact same answer when you ask them why do how can astronauts say on the moon because they have heavy boots even though there's no gravity according to them there's clearly gravity on the moon because it's an enormous planet toyed or every what everyone call it what is the actual satellite but what do you know it's a moon because it's an enormous planetoid. What do we, what do we want to call it? What is the actual satellite? No, it's a satellite because it moves around something else. But what is like a structure of a moon?

Is it a planetoid? Sure. Constable jet. Is moon an official classification? It's a moon. Like, it was like moon like... But there are moons of other planets, so sure. Yeah, but like if a moon is like, how big is a moon?

Anything bigger than the bowling ball? Anything bigger than a city? I don't know. Yeah, when does it go from being a satellite to being a moon? But it is a moon anything bigger than the bowling ball anything bigger than a city? I don't know. Yeah, when does it go from being a satellite to being a moon? When does it go from being an asteroid to being a right there you go because I mean the earth is a satellite of the Sun Yeah, but isn't moon is changeable with satellite? No satellite is it is what it is satellite you just or bits Oh moons do that right a moon is a satellite The satellites are moon earth is a satellite in the vinaigret natural satellite well yeah i guess i guess more

everything to satellite i think what you're we normally call satellites are our official satellites that we put up there by the way did you know that geosynchronous orbit is way the fuck out there yeah it's like halfway to the moon it's far yeah that's crazy that's crazy to me but that's crazy that you i think anything closer like most things are just in low earth orbit which is which still has a drag on a decay to it and that's that where they put the old stuff that i need

the debris cloud that's gonna fucking kill someone someday hey uh... how many like gps satellite uh... i think it's like i don't think it's that many i think it's like seventeen or something like that who owns it uh... us government the u.s., GPS is a US service.

Welcome. So there's no rush. It was a military technology that the government continues to own, and they can shut off at will. I always see, here's proliferation of technology. I always heard there was like different classifications of GPS, and they specifically limit them one way or the other. They're either very accurate or very

Quick like rapid, but you can't get one that's rapid and accurate Also like you can get one like architectural ones and engineering ones you can get that like get it like down to the itch But they have to sink for like a minute to get that but Hard is faster, but it's only accurate to like a hundred feet or so It's so people can't just build something that is both fast and accurate, they can guide something. Also, a lot of consumer GPS units shut down if you get above like 150 miles an hour. I have a- I have a- You refused to update.

Have I ever shown you my app that I have on the phone from my travel app? No. It's called Fog of the World. And we've got one more question left to get gathered at Google. Let's do that and then I'll come back and talk to you today about fog of the world i want to thank you and remind everyone that are lava case or brought to us by ryle dot com and

it's funny how something to be so good on the first bite and it's like diabetes by like the best by we should look at and see what ryle dot com is before that's good point that i think that's about that com that's a joke it's ryle from the website g All right, Gavin or Google I'm up one to nothing Oh, I'm sorry about it Let me see here. Okay, so the last one is I'm trying to decide if I want to do the tiebreaker or be the other one

Well, maybe you guys go lucky and we'll have to do both of them all right Is it possible was the phrase that I gave to both Gavin or Google? Is it possible? One of them wanted to know, is it possible to get a tan on your eyes? The other wanted to know. Is it possible for a man to get pregnant? I'm gonna say... Oh shit.

Those are both so fucking stupid. That's the problem. I'm gonna say... Shit. Those are both so fucking stupid. That's the problem. That's the problem. Fuck. The pregnancy one is Gavin. Man, say, I want to say pregnancy is Gavin, but I don't think that's... I'm gonna go with tan on eyes.

Is what? Is Gavin. Jack wins 2-0. What? A man can get pregnant. You know I'm all using a tan. Is what is Gavin Jack wins to the zero I'm all me a tan. I just want to say did you know that was the second most popular question asked and Some variation of kinamanga pregnant was three of the top eight cheeses that people want to know if a man could get pregnant I thought my question was decent Everything else the pigment color changes, doesn't it? If I pigment, have you ever seen someone with tan eyes? I don't know, I've never seen someone who stas into the sun for a long time. You shagavin. You got you, you

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What? What? You can only fade to black or white? Yeah, right? You're either removing color. You're the removing pigment face or you're moving light You can't do something you fade to color like what like red turns to blue No, I'm asking I don't understand what you can fake like like no he's talking about like if you like you Lay on the sun to get darker one of the called fading And what happens if you take us away? I do understand like if you have a sign out in the sun like a decade

That's like the red the sharpness of the red will eventually fade to a what a wider version of the red Well, a dark one we're thinking no way white or black, but cream goes brown All right Okay, I Congratulations Congratulations, I ran into a second. It's a little bit too else. Well done. What were you talking about?

OK, so I have fog of the world. It's an app that I got from my iPhone, which is, I think I've had a talk about this before, but it's like in an MMO when you play, in your inter-new region, everything is black. And then when you explore it, you open up the different parts of the map. Just saying the name of this app, I know exactly what it is.

Yeah. And so it's like that for the real world. That is awesome. So you travel around, and you can see exactly where you went and the more area that you go, it unlock certain levels. And it doesn't work in a plane. So that's what you're, it works via GPS. And when I get up high enough and fast enough,

it won't work. So it's just the high enough speed of that one. No, it's speed. Yeah, you think so? I've heard in the documentation. I can understand why they wouldn't want a GPS to work over like 500 miles an hour. That would make sense to me.

Not that a plane goes 500 miles an hour. I don't know how fast the commercial jet goes. They can. No? Yeah, I think when you're like an intercontinental flight, you can get up that fast. Yeah, I know the cruising altitude, but I don't know the cruising speed.

I wonder what that is. Are you saying you don't put your phone on plane mode when you get on the plane burn? Never do. Never ever do. Man, this last time. Did I take that I got screwed over by that? Did I take the way that that happened?

Oh, is that oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The thing in Mexico. Yeah, we're funneling the Arizona border and I picked up a Mexican carrier and it checked my email. So I had data roaming on. So I got like charged $80 to check email. So we did work. I got charged $800.

So it went to 500 miles now. Is email dead? Not the fucking GPS. email so I got charge $800 so it worked to 500 miles now is email did not the fucking GPS what what's it doing what how's it getting the email you you get the email via GPS oh god what is it the same network the same data no not at all in fact if you were trapped out in the middle of you know simmity national park you could not get a of telephone signal or a data signal but you'd be able to find your blue dot Yeah, which probably wouldn't be all that helpful except you can tell you're going in the same direction

Because you'd be a blue dot on a grid your compass will work compass How do you say it compass compass we just put out that RTA literally this What's gprs? That's a network. It's also grps. I think isn't it? I think you're thinking about the role-playing game Derrick's So I think yeah, I think your right GPRS is like a network like edge. Yeah, yeah, it's just a similar similar So they're really slow one. Yeah, that's different to GPS. Yeah, right. Oh, Fair play. Yeah Also guppies don't run on GPRS. they're just fish, they run a fish like that's it.

I want to show this to Jack though, you can see like everywhere that I've been, you can see like like that's a road trip I took for that's cool road trip I took from San Francisco to Austin when Ashley mature and then like you zoom in all the way in Los Angeles you can see everywhere of go in Los Angeles oh wow and it has like lights it all up so it doesn't give me enough like you try gonna road it gives you the road yeah it doesn't give me enough like, you try going to row to give you the road. Yeah, it should give you kind of like a spread when you walk. Yeah. No.

Yeah, that's like like in like in a world of war or a warcraft. Like you walk around like through the forest or you're like, so yeah, I get that. Like you're basically anything you can see is what it should look like. The achievements in the game, which you can care about iPhone achievements. Yeah. That's like a game center on the iPhone.

I hate that thing because it like gets in the way when it says welcome back I fucking hate that. No way to turn that off. Have you started playing? There's a Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm totally going off rails here. There's an iPhone game called star command I don't know if you played it yet sounds like I like that 299 or something But you essentially it's like Star Trek You are the captain of a ship and you have to move crew around you can make them like work on weapons work in engineering or work in the medical Bills sounds like a TL

And a TL does it in three but you're you've 75% of the way like FTL does Yeah, this games this game is rough. This game has a lot more of the ship to ship combat It's a lot more about managing your people fighting other people and the ship combat is like the water downside Okay, so it's like an inverse FTL. And anytime you, like all the different weapons fire, like in a different mini game, like you have a laser cannon where it's like these three circles and you have to like tap each circle when they line up to make all your lasers fire. There's a machine gun that's like a small circle

or when you're on a big one, you have to tap it like an precise moment to make your machine guns fire at the right time. Really? Yeah. So like each weapon is like its own little mini game when it comes time to fire arms it's pretty neat do you recommend it yeah what's it what's an iPhone get my app like a iPhone game that you play and you play do jump you still play do jump it's the only game I have a plate update that I haven't played it years I still updated every time I've been playing the the Simpsons tapped out

which is basically their version of farm bill oh Oh is that that's egg thing yours? Yeah, yeah, I played Archie. I played bad piggy. So that was good. Yeah, Jack is Jack hits a Twitter every now and then and he's asking people for eggs And he's like, well because they're super excited about they do like they do like limited time event things where if you don't get Everything and that limited time just goes away and you can't get it again. Yeah, so I've been begging people to help me out I'm not like I'm not making fun of you. I just loaded that stupid game flock because I now can get my last two achievements in flock after five fucking years. I can get them.

What was holding back? Uh, well, I'm making, I think I'm gonna make some videos of it. I'm gonna explain it. But basically, I got my first achievement set in 2008. Was that right? Something like that? 2009, so four years and i i needed to play

uh... multi-player for the last twenty levels because there's fifty five single player twenty multi-player but this game so such a pain in the ass that the multiplayer's only local all the same screen i would put screen on the same guy they have screened

and you want to you want to kill everything it related to the game by the time you're done So I had to get that and then there's like a one extra achievement of like completing crops circles net And I got all that done like I had a perfect every level and single player and I perfected like with two joysticks I perfected like the first three Levels of the multiplayer stuff, but my kid was too young to play it with because I didn't want to like him to hate me And so a while I was waiting to find someone who would play with because i didn't want to like him to hate me but no no no no no and uh... so i was waiting to find someone who would play with me i lost my u.s.b. stick before cloud saving

and i i lost two things when i lost that that were significant i lost my flocks save which i didn't have backed up for some reason and i lost my completed mass effect to save whoo that yeah that hurt so mass effect three came out i didn't i didn't have that anymore and someone's gonna correct me in my time that I didn't play Mass Effect 2 in 2008. You're right, I didn't. I was waiting like a year to find someone to play Flockwood. Nobody would fucking play that game with me. It was one of the first titles that I requested

that Michael play for Ragequit. Was this game Flock? It's... You would have made it to play that with you for a long time. It is so accurate. Yeah, we've been playing for like a let's play for the podcast years ago. Me yelling at Joel. Yeah, I don't think I'd ever got released. We didn't release that let's play now. Yeah, I saw that. I think I saw footage of that.

Yeah, I feel like I've seen that. Like Joel didn't know what he was doing. Yeah, we were yelling at each other. He was knocking sheep into the water and I was like, it's one of the most infuriating games. But when the game you just described when you were running a game I played as a kid, the Commodore 64 game by Acoleid. but with the game you just a factor in your money again my place kid the common or sixty four game uh... by accolade it was called cifix

trading company side-five trading company and you had like a ship and you would like to have different departments and different koocheef's new tell them to do certain stuff was pretty cool game i'm sure it doesn't hold up it was like less than eight-bit graphics yeah for uh... yeah i've been

swing a lot more to playing more iPhone games lately. I guess because I'm traveling a bit, I've been on the road. I played a lot of star command. There's another game, it's weird, it's not a kind of game I would normally play called Elements, it's like a collectible card game, but like on an iPhone with virtual cards? No. Really? I might make fun of you for that.

It's pretty nerdy. It's pretty nerdy. It's pretty nerdy. but like on an iPhone with virtual cards? No, really? Yeah. I might make fun of you for that. Yeah. I normally would think fun of people felt gaming joy. It's pretty nerdy. Wasn't Stark Command the game that was on Kickstarter that caught a lot of crap? Like they were announcing stuff that wasn't true or something or they changed up things

after people donated money. I don't know, I'd heard. There was some game that just released I think it was Stark Command. That's a new game, right? I don't know. Huh. I just found it a week ago.

So maybe I'll look it up. Yeah. I'll'll look it up. I heard it was good game, but one of the things were like the people behind it were kind of being dicks to people on Kickstarter. Like after they were donating money, they'd be like, oh, well, you'll get it whenever you get it. It is very possible to do a Kickstarter and not understand the weight of some of those rewards that you give out. Specifically on Kickstarter, if you over-promise physical rewards, then like some Kickstarter is like up to 80% of the money they raise goes back to funding rewards. You know, that aren't related to the product, you know?

And physical fulfillment is really difficult. And people don't know that until they do it. Yeah, like even we know that physical fulfillment is difficult. And last year I made the stupid mistake of promising to mail people their RTX badges. And that was a huge pain in the ass. Yeah, it sucked. Are we doing that this year?

No. All right, you get it at, you get your RTX badge at the door, bring your email confirmation. And we'll just scan it. Yeah, no, we had a nice little, we had a whole line in here, people stuffing those ballots. I remember stuffing the envelopes. That was a whole day, and that was, we're going to have.

And that was up to that point. Like it was an ongoing deal after. Like I still do them, like on a weekly basis, and go down to the envelopes. That was a whole day and that was, we're gonna have, and that was up to that point. Like it was an ongoing deal after that. Like I still do them on a weekly basis and go down to the post office. We have like three times the amount that we took, like with four or five hours for that group of people to do. Yeah, wow. How often do you vacuum?

I tried to do about once every other week. How do she is a Rumba? I can't use a Rumba, like I don't have enough rooms in my house at the same level as other rooms. Oh right, justified. Because you move recently. Yeah, but you have the step in your house that is too inconvenient for any purpose other than to trip on. That house was built in 1930. I tripped down it, I tripped up it.

And it's been added on to twice, so it's like, it's like, sectional house. And whoever was the sims manager who did it, like, was fucking mad, fucking. I really want one though, I really want to. I just think, I was trying to figure out how douchey I am. You should look at a mint as well, there's another robot they make. I had a Roomba that I used,

string-sane-off as my alarm clock. Why? Because you can't turn it off, and it's gonna come in your room and wake you up. It's like, your alarm clock, you can get snooze. Like, the Roomba goes off, you're like, fuck, and you can't turn it off and it's going to come in your room and wake you up. It's like your alarm clock, you can get snooze, like the room, but it goes off, you're like, fuck, and you can't fall back asleep, because that thing's just making noise like crazy. Like, all right, I'm up. See, that, there's some stuff I do on a regular basis that like to me is like, this is the

future, getting woken up by my robot servant, that you live in the future. You live in the future. What do you think you're, what are your dogs think about that the room but uh... but he was fine like uh... i don't have the room but anymore uh... what do your dogs think so uh... but like what would go off the dog would find some new jump on like

oh yeah but he didn't hate the room but but he knew that it would disturb his sleep so you have to get some more like a little higher oh god of the way because i have a lot more and it gets dusty so fast and I just hate seeing it. Why don't you get a rug? Because then a rug gets me in, doesn't it? I found that awesome rug though. That thing was like 800 bucks. It's a rug.

It floory is expensive. I was going to spend 800 dollars on a piece of carpet. It's not even very- You apparently very soon. Oh, let's not spend 800 bucks on a rug. So let's buy a $400 robot vacuum. It's a wanders around by a hockey puck. I sweep every other day because I hate sin. Can't make a recommendation. What? Get a leaf blower and blow that shit out. You know how helpful? No, that's a, that's a, doesn't your, your house was built, your room was built into a garage. Do you not still have that big opening bay door? No. Oh, that's gone. Oh, that makes it harder It's just cover your floor with sand

That would be like a beach. Yeah, it's all started. Oh, that's perfect. Yeah, then you don't know That's how it started It was a sand initially sanded with bricks on top. This is what? That's crazy. Yeah, I got rid of the bricks. That's love the sand But I think I'm gonna get one a little teaky torch. I think I'm gonna get a get a room Yeah, you work hard, dude And I think one day when I'm done with it I want to strap a go pro to the top of it and set it free and see where it goes

You'll be a really unimpressed. What you would see your room in like circles from a low angle I mean that's like it's to the door like he's talking about like put it in the street Yeah, how would you like how outside to see what you set it free like how I get for so many years of service Yeah, like you be like a leesi You choose your own name now you're gonna go pro back though would you put like a collar on it like you can you can you can you

know this mother of vacuums but no it would how far would I go I don't know how far you go how many miles per gallon does a fucking room again you would set up real we'd'd start it on colony somewhere. It would just stop knocking on people's doors like, how's your floor?

24 or 20 bucks. I would be backing the backyard. I just went, it became self-aware and it started working. So I just realized I just looked at my phone, I got a text from my wife about 35 minutes ago that said, go wash your fucking hands. Oh. Yeah, right? 35 minutes ago that said go wash your fucking hands. Oh yeah right, she says like, did she just want to bring that gallium home or thallium or whatever it is.

It's clean. Basically I looked up this hubbub, this is on Australian Kotaku. It's Kotaku. They're talking about star command and they say once you build a ship in higher crew this is the initial promise on Kickstarter You can travel deeper into new sectors to explore the mysteries of the universe players can discover strange planets conduct away missions Explore derelict ships and conducted diplomacy with strange civilization is that time at all like the game your playing no Way missions no real diplomacy

No, Katakka just says nope nope that's not in the product available today What was built initially as a sweeping space epic is now just a space combat simulator I'll be it a pretty damn good one. Yeah, there's even like you can pull up details on your crew members And like they build skills like there's like an RPG element where they get new abilities as they get better at their different tasks I overthink that stuff way too much. There's a tab that you can hit called that's legal contraband. And when you touch it, it just says coming soon. Oh, really?

Yeah, so it's obvious that there's stuff I guess that they're still patching in. Well, this is the thing that's saying, people play down money for a game in development and then the game that's out is in what they thought. That's a pretty typical thing in game development that what you ship is in exactly what you set out to make. But at least the customer has the choice of choosing to buy after that takes place

also the customer doesn't have those weird expectations you're marketing for you do i have you remember we talked about remember only when they cut out the level with the ed two o nine or whatever the hell that it was yeah yeah yeah i mean you see some stuff that gets cut eventually uh... only was also like that recent thing that aliens coat colonial marines that were a lot of the arms about

oh yeah no what was that about i remember they should they should have demo those as a visually incredible it's like like really awesome lighting effects world creepy i'm a spirit and then the actual game came out of the nothing but look at the side by side video compare to the demo to the actual gameplay it's pretty bad it's really crazy when you see stuff in a game and it's not there like

and it wasn't the original Gears Award that they had, what's the big thing with the rockets on it? They fight? Oh yeah. The sets of the B. Yeah. Broomac.

Broomac, yeah. You never fought that in the first one. Right? It was like a cutscene where it's chasing you and you drive away. Right. And there was scenes where people were like, then you're gonna fight this thing as a big boss

and just, nope, never happened. And then like the second, third game. You know, you're trying to stop a bomb on a train. Next thing you know you're on a train. Like the bomb's over there, like what? He's on the train. He's like, what train? What the fuck?

What the fuck am I? Where are we? It was so weird. Yeah, they're keeping that franchise going too, huh? Oh yeah, I still have the pre-judgment. I'm about to finish. Have you played Tomb Raider? No.

Fucking great game. Yeah? I'm almost done with it. I'll probably finish it tonight, actually. And then once I'm done with Tomb Raider, I'm going to jump into Gears of War Judgment. She gets absolutely mulled in that game. Yeah, have you played it? I'm halfway through.

It's like, I really like it. It's got a lot of stealth elements, where you got to sneak around and pick people off. And the way they do, they call it combat instinct, they're going to get left bumper. The way they do where you can like survey the land and see what's going on is it's really cool I think there's too much ammo

yeah I've never run out of ammo you think there's too much ammo? yeah you're good to pick up ammo it's like it's full oh my god and you've got like four different weapons that are cross-leaf full and ammo so I wish it was more like you had to choose between one and two weapons you didn't necessarily have your body I end up using grenades all the time

I used shooting grenades i just like using the bone error i use the book constantly whenever the bone arrows off we had a good let's play a little less planet i was one of the things where i knew i wasn't to do well but i scrapped a bone error because it's pretty much a one shot kill it's all i did the point mokno i picked gavin off in the air he was jumping between two platforms and i got him in the air and pin him to a wall it was it was that the thing i like best about like a bow and arrow in any game

is you can see we hit them yeah like you have the arrow sticking out of their head i love that i play the game it was a diehard game diehard vendetta on the game cuban that was one of the first games i saw you could shoot some of the crossbow and it's be like i was like that is gross i wish that was like more if they can do that why can't they do that with like gun shot? I guess that changes the texture.

Or a little bit. A bullet hole. But like, I don't know. The consoles can't do bullet holes very well. Like you feel like when she's doing the neck with an arrow, it's like, I got them in the neck, but I never have that feeling with a gun. That's why I'm skyriming my play to archer exclusively.

Well though, the new army of two is nothing like the previous two. You can like, you can blow people's hands and limbs off and you can blow their head off but don't just above the chin yeah sometimes like you left her dead has that to you were like it's not gonna gut spill out and it's just like yes it's a little too much for me i just like the dopey arrow between the eyes

like it's got a lot of loads of the news about the eros that is a good to be a i just played uh... you know you can't shoot a cop in scaram with an arrow what's that? You shoot someone's knob and it will go into the leg all that stomach. Oh, I feel like that's inaccurate. We tried to make a bone of it and we couldn't do it. Oh, I should that's just stuff of people's butts all the time.

We said that was funny. Where's your dick? What's that? Up a butt. Come on, Gavin. The, uh, but I just played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. That's, yeah, I gotta play that. That is the arcade release for Far Cry 3, and it's all 80's themed, like over the top 80's themed, it is a blast. And you do not need the retail version of Far Cry 3 for Icent. Nope. It's supposed to be a lag game.

I'm now playing Far Cry 3 because I finished Blood Dragon. I've finished like a day, too. Totally worth it. I won't tell him Jeff playing it, and I was stuck on the couch next to him for about two hours. I'm so behind on these other games. I still haven't played Mass Effect 3, sit at the Citadel. I haven't either. This must be the slow period of games. You bugged the shit out of me, you were telling me to play that game.

By Leviathan. What's in it in Leviathan? It's a different DLC. I thought one was like the critical one. The city that I was critical. The city that was the last one that they are gonna release. But Leviathan had backstory as far as the reapers. I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you, I was so into the Mass Effect franchise,

but once they started putting multiplayer in there, I just didn't care anymore. Mass Effect 3 multiplayer is so fucking good. It's good? Yeah, it's so good. It's so good. It's so hard mode. It's just hard mode. Yeah, but there's different classes you unlock, different skillsets.

Yeah, and you can build your characters, skill tree. It's really fucking good. We did a let's play in that a long time ago and Michael only cut to my screen when I was on the floor. Oh, what do we did? Did the Grand Theft Auto let's play? GTA let's play. There's a there's a Grand Theft Auto let's play.

I think it went up today. It's amazing how much fun you can have in a five-year-old Oh my god, it's on the let's play channel youtube.com slash lots places YouTube.com slash lots I think the multiplayer was kind of skipped over in GTA because of the achievements was so crap in it And nobody wanted to do it, but just free roaming with five of your friends so much fun It's like like two guys on a motorcycle and then a dude in a helicopter than someone in cars It's I'm a Michael for stront for us and they uh... they were they were doing those uh... st. Row

let's play so that was fun the first lot's please we didn't so that's the first one so fucking fun taintroll i know i can find a copy of st. Row because i guess i finished all that on disc and not on downloadable game on demand i thought i did but i didn't so i can find a dish to get the last deal see i never played the last one Oh, I played games this face put up a close one. I can't do my desk. I got it You mentioned the new yeah, I'm here. I'll bring it to one the new gays of war and you haven't played that right?

It's I think it's the best one. It's not here really. I think the multiplayer by far like I never got into gays of war on In multiplayer in the first three because people which is too good and I was crap But it actually feels like you can do well in this one back when you're in gizel war one days I remember we used to stay up late we play with the the pinnacle our kid guys fuck it's you know that we have I love that torqued both so much everyone loved the torqued boy that was a problem it was like it was like a game full of torqued both that can I say that is legitimate the only game that I've ever seen Robert kuby good at it he was really good

he's always giggling like fucking moving cover to cover that thing pong. Yeah, ping pong. Yeah Yeah, we ever gonna play those guys in ping pong. I hope not. I don't know. There's something I saw Coo the other day at him Can we talk about what? Coo is but anyway, I mean I can't tell because you never know they do so much reality stuff that maybe I saw something and I I'm not sure if I can talk about it because they might be part of the show coming up. Yeah, they launched a new Kickstarter. No, the podcast Kickstarter. Yeah, for their podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with a $10 goal, which they met surprisingly somehow. A $10 goal. Yeah, their goal was $10. Seems weird to me. Okay. They go ahead. What's wrong? I just don't understand the point of Kickstarting a podcast. It's public city. Yeah, I can see that

Thanks. You there reminds me like it's like you're getting paid for your own publicity then You're getting paid for it's listen kickstarter comes with a certain amount of publicity Isn't it? We're making about it. Yeah, listen it makes people aware of a project They all go they read about the project we can put up a goddamn Page on our website talked all about a project when it was coming out all that stuff that matter it's like they can't but people when they see kickstarter they understand they're like all right pay this do this I understand it's like a possible that someone pays you to put up pretty much their kickstarter was like for

three weeks or four weeks or later for this podcast which launches in December 2013 hmm there's not that much lead time they obviously have a reality production going they have equipment I mean and did it did it have a reality production going to have equipment i mean that and it's a it's a big company we understand well operating company on the internet like yeah i'm sure they have the how much of the information you know yet uh... less that checked that he was like eighty eight thousand dollars

get out of here i've actually got it here on my phone bookmarked i will be that that's funny because it reminds me of uh... you know when kevin smith's old red state oh yeah i thought it yeah yeah so kevin smith at sundance that he was going to auction off the rights to his movie after the first screening of his movie maybe three thousand dollars and uh... he he went up on stage after movies over the like all right let's start

bidding i bid one dollar auction closed i win and for the end of like all these people would come like all these different production companies come like all these you know publishers they're like uh... i can backing out of his idea i don't know what it was exactly and then that was when he told around the country with

and uh... i i guess it didn't do very well because he apparently he just finished writing clerks three so because i was going to be his last movie he was going to do that and then uh... there was uh... a hockey movie he's doing it we talked about a cliche and the show that i was on with them talk about it is doing it but i thought it was going to do it a different way i know they're doing that uh... they're doing a cartoon silent jans on a bob thing right We talked about Clirchery on the show that I was on with him. He talks about what he's doing. But I thought he was going to do it in a different way.

They're doing a cartoon silent, James Hanna Bob thing right now. But apparently today, Jeff was saying that he just finished writing Clirch's story. Yeah, he posted a shot of the script. One of the best things about Clirch's two was great by the way. Clirch's two was great. Clirch's two was really good. It was a proper way to follow up. For sure.

For every remember, Rosario Dawson in that role. I play that all the time Yeah, the I was never I'm not a big reserder Dawson fan, but man she was She was awesome in movie. It's funny because the main the main actor that movie is not an actor like the guy is Dante He's not a you know a really good actor. Yeah You just blew my mind You know is also not a good actor Toby McGuire And what why did that come up? It's all great gasp this weekend

And he's a robot walk Sockward I went to weasin went and saw movie recently Gavin I went and saw Iron Man 3 in the theater and I'm done with sitting through credits for those fucking button scenes at the end. They're never worth it. I know it's a popular. They're not fucking worth it. I thought the Iron Man 3 one was fun. Not at all. You know apparently they put in fake credits for Iron Man 3 to just pad the length of it. No, that's even worse. I just hate it now. That sucks. I didn't know that at the time. That's bulls. They can't do that.

I'm ready. I was going to do that until you said they got it. When does anyone ever get to that scene and then walk away like whoo everyone's usually like It's always like this. It's like it's like it's one minute scene at the end of it is like What's like? No, it's nothing in that Okay, okay, the end of Iron Man 1 when Nick Fury shows up. That was the first time we saw Nick Fury It's a by the way that was not the end of Iron Man There was the end of all of those movies. No, I was saying I'm tired of it. They have been... Okay. But I mean Iron Man won the first time,

Sam Jackson pops up as Nick Fury. I like it. It was absolutely cool. That was cool. I like the button on the Avengers where they're all even to form. Yeah, yeah. No, I like that. It's like, it's always a letdown of the credits. It's like, oh, I said to the credits for that.

This motherfucker made me sit through the credits of Reckit Ralph. Ah! I see that. That was clever. I see that thing in the other act it out like it is whoever it's not eight minutes clever okay i was like watching on dvd or home yeah just tell me next time just tell me okay i was like i didn't realize you

gonna go with your kids and like sit there and like forced them to sit like don't move we're watching the like that's not not not that good it's the equivalent watching on youtube a thirty second video But wait in six minutes for it to buffer When you get that YouTube video that's a one-minute video and there's like a four-minute trailer in front of it If you had to watch the one-minute trailer every time

One minute video would never be worth it. We're gonna say something about vines people are saying they want to hear what you Would say about vines. Oh, we don't want to chance on the Bob and I'm saying my favorite thing about vines is Jason Muse Because it is like someone just gave a phone to to Jay from Jansson above. It's the same dude. It's fine. Yeah, funny dude. Yeah He's the best vines I really have never seen any good vines still. I mean, I hate to be that's not one What I thought one the will sassy ones the lemon ones are good. We have a friend that works at a Playboy who sent me uh... a good one i guess it's you it's a vine run by uh... playmate

and it's just what you expect perfect the best use of i so far okay i'm a valid technology now play as gavin as the gust and i'm a little on it i was like yes i will use vine now nice so i'm happy i have to download right yes but if you're using twitter, it'll load natively. Yeah. Like Instagram, we can now. In Instagram, we can use it.

If everyone, you need to stop using Instagram. But you know what? I think because I'm sick of having to click on those links. I don't look at all. But you're only saying that from the perspective of a Twitter user, there's a lot of people who use Instagram who don't go to your Twitter. Yeah. That's all they do.

Also, like some Twitter apps will include it. Like I use echo phone on my phone instead of the Twitter app. I think it was one of those things I was the first before Twitter had an official app. I just had that. I just kind of echo phone too. Yeah, yeah. I'm sure that's the best I will be back shortly. Nice. I'll be back in six seconds. Yeah, it's really frustrating to me. I understand why they don't do it, but it's really frustrating to me. I understand why they don't do it, but it's really frustrating to me when people, when I see an Instagram, it's like, I'm not gonna click it,

because it sounds stupid, but it's like, it's gonna like, take me to a page, it's gonna wait, it's gonna load, it's like, when it just loads natively, it's so much easier, so much nicer. Yeah, it's so much nicer. I'm so lazy.

Same thing with Vines, like, I used to not click on any Vines, and now they'll load, like, if you click on the tweet, it'll be like, oh, there it is right there. And I like in the app, you don't even to play them. It's just, it'll just play whatever one is

in front of your eyes. Yeah. I think there's a lot of people like Instagram because it's got the like feature. But I think that's the main reason why people like it. One of the best things about following. Stop defending them. I'm not defending, I'm just saying why people use it.

I don't use it. I'm really happy. I feel like I've missed like the, now the zeitgeist of Instagram. And now it's like Vine, now it's the pressure of the Vine, I'm not doing it. I'm not happy. I feel like I've missed like the now the zeitgeist of Instagram and now it's like vine I feel the pressure divine I'm not doing it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. No one's doing it I did one it's fuck. Do you follow any pull-in stars on the twa? No Not really. I follow someone who's a penthouse pet, but she does different stuff now I just like it because it's but she just she just I didn't know she was a penthouse pet when I followed her

I I didn't I honestly didn't know she's about to put a number thung girl now okay it's so exciting to follow a porn star because they they post pictures of time but it's always a gamble you never know what you're gonna get like that be like I look really cute right now and it could just be like them in a dress or it could be the most disgusting thing you've ever seen but it's like it's an exciting gamble it's like that reddit this like that subreddit the ever seen, but it's like, it's an exciting gamble. It's like that reddit, it's like that subreddit, the 50-50, where it's like,

you do it to be something really good or something really bad. It's like in 50-50 that it's post like, something really good and something really bad. And you click on the link and it's one or the other. But it always seems like it's always bad. Like the ones that get uprooted the most in the bad ones. Yeah, I always see bad ones in 50-50.

I think it didn't turn out. Your wax end up as a 50-50 one time. bad ones. Yeah, I always see bad ones in 50-50. I think it didn't turn your wax, and that was a 50-50 one. Indeed. Yeah. Gross. It was like a pile of your wax. Also, it's like, or bikini year olds, and it's like, aw, shit. Also, if it's really specific, like some people

have bad descriptions, like 50-50, it's like, a naked girl, or a guy backlit every gets hit in the face by tank-trapnel in a rack. It's like, why no one's gonna do it? It's like, I don't think it's naked girl. I have a good feeling it's pop. We realize now on 50-50 tonight, someone's gonna post that.

That is gonna be the bikini girl. Yeah, probably, they show super-goor stuff on that. That's what it is, it's typically super-gore. I can't deal with that. Yeah, I can't do goor stuff. Yeah, I don't like the super-gore stuff. It's just the worst thing, one of the worst things about the human brain is that you can't undo

Stuff you've seen. Yeah, I've got videos in my head that I can't get out. I want to bliterate the previous 10 seconds button to my brain omega 13 arch monkey eagle Orange monkey. Don't say it. That's awesome. I worry about you every time you say it It's like the same kind of thing where it's like you wish you could Have like secret code to Willie subtodeth with multiple levels of security. Yeah. Just like the way you could forget anything from your life. Would you? Yeah. I forget to those one cup. I know I never saw it. I saw the reaction videos and I thought I don't want to see it. I've never seen that video. I have no idea. It was because it was fake right? Then they come out as fake. I think it's supposed to be like uh...

a scat porn but you can't they they fake it isn't this vomit and doodoo from the orifice is i think there's some elements that were taken some elements that were packing putting up each other's assholes for the truth i don't know but he's just you know that he doesn't want to know that i don't want to think about

the reaction videos that was enough for me. I was suspicious because the most Christian attractive girl sent me that link. Really? She's Christian and attractive. And she sent you that link? That's scandalous. Did he hook up with it?

A Christian girl. No, I play her what you say. I didn't expect it from me. Bullshit. No, there's a source like if somebody sent you something you'd be like what the fuck? Phil, that's a, I'm not keen on that description. Your grandmother's like here you go, you go and look at that. Granny!

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you'll be fine white white white white you think that upset me i'd be international lot i don't consider myself to be racist or what is it ethnocentric you don't get this about to be really racist about the same things bother me to things bother me bothers me the movies american movies come out in other countries first america vendors did that when it comes out i don't know why for some reason that bothers me but what it comes out me bothers me the movies american movies come out in other countries first america avengers did that when i come to the country under the line

for some reason that bothers me what about it also bothers me this is really specific when i'm fucking signing up for an account on something a registering software or whatever and i get that country scroll down list and i got a scroll down to all the other countries to get the united states of america i don't know why can we rename our country

a united states i'm a america i'm a that's it's cool as well America is there another America anywhere out there like we're gonna get fucked up North America South America Central America no this is America people America So it's just like but it's like and then you get like developers like oh here's United States Here's UK at the top and there's that little dash line There's everybody else the worst thing is for us because there's so many different names to what people refer to where I'm from So it's either gonna be England or Great Britain or yeah, and I've got a figure out which one is gonna Wait when I'm in G. Then you when I went to Australia

I could fill out some like I had to fill out a form basically a visa type thing over there And I couldn't find United States like in the list of all the countries United States was not in there. It was under USA I would hit the button hit you in and then get down to the list And it wasn't in there. I was like where the fuck is it and was under USA? It was like, well, it's not the name of your country Well, you know, I mean that's the abbreviated version like I'm using the UK though I guess so but I mean even then like nothing else was abbreviated in the list. So like why abbreviate ours So anyway, I thought it was it was very confusing and it's like me a while to figure out the hell So I said we should change the end of the country to underscore United States

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You should look up. I'm gonna like grab a cup. I had an interesting experience when I was in Vegas this last weekend. Give it the Vegas. Oh, jealous. I was at the R.E.I.S. playing Crap's. Oh, my God. And the table was a little crowded.

There was me and I was sending next to this guy How the fuck did you deal with that who he didn't speak any English? He was like he was from Europe obviously. He was wearing like teal pants that were way too tight nice and So we're good at that from Portland But we're in time someone talked to him. He's like no English no English. He knew numbers And then there was good enough for him. You know,. So we're sitting there playing craps and this kind of thuggish Mexican guy like squeezes in between us and starts playing. Uh-oh. Alright fine. You know, we're playing, we're playing. And then like two of his friends join in and they also squeeze in. There's no room for them, but like fine.

I'll move over, I'll give you some space. And I just... Because it doesn't like he had any choice. Yeah, no choice. They didn't realize. They know what I decided. I'm gonna choice. Yeah, no choice. They think we're like, they know what I've decided. I'm gonna give you guys a little bit. I'm not allowing to move over. Is it a going like this?

This is what I'm like. It was like a face tattoo style. You know what, you're hands-wondered, kids at all times. I move over a little bit. They're obviously a little drunk. The waitress comes by to ask if everybody wants drinks and all three of them order like Patron Margaritas.

There you go. She, the waitress takes everyone's drink orders and she leaves and she comes back to give everyone their drinks She gives everyone their drinks and then she's going to walk away and the guy immediately in my right goes Excuse me Miss can ask you a question To the waitress I'm like oh, it's gonna be good. Well, they're talking about the guy who's there before or the Mexican dude Okay, oh and Excuse me Miss can I ask you a question like Like this is going to be good. So the way she comes over and they're like, and she's like, yes, can I help you? And he's like, why haven't attitude?

Oh, no, like, oh my god. Oh, no, wait, just like, excuse me. He goes, why haven't attitude? What's wrong with you? You don't like us? She's like, no, I don't have an attitude. She walks off. Like, okay, thank God, that could have gone away. Yeah, yeah for that guy Yeah, then she comes back. I and she goes you know what? You really pissed me off. I Didn't have an attitude before. I'm gonna have a fucking attitude now. Here we go nice Yeah, I was like I just colored up That's what that's what you just hold on to your ships. I'm like, oh, this is going to be fun. No, no, no.

You're the right move, dude. You made the right move. No, you got to. Like, she's going to get someone. Like, this is going to be bad. Oh, that's going to be awesome. Like, the Mexican guy studying with the other Mexican? Like, I don't know.

Yeah, I guess. Yeah. They're just saying you're the bitch, basically. It's with the things. Like, they don't let you get attached to you. So are you hooked on crap now? I was like,'re absolutely yeah, I do crap is so much fun love it It's fun when you win. Yeah, well, it's funny It's the thing about crap is everyone is rooting for the same thing everyone wants the same

Let's play the dark side unless you play the dark side and fuck you that you're that asshole like do that I played the dark side for six hours straight and one more than I ever won the casino But it's because we kept it and we just stayed really quiet Yeah, well at least you stay quiet here. Yeah, and you also you pass the dice right you don't roll when you when you're playing Oh, you can you can't roll if you're not playing pass line No, you have to play pass line in order to actually roll you can't play the don't come line if you're here You can you can because you I mean that's like saying Yeah, yeah, yeah, like you said you want the dice to roll a certain way either way regardless of how you play I could have sworn that's bad. Okay, yeah, like you said, you want the dice to roll a certain way, either way,

regardless of how you play. I could have sworn that's a bad kid. I, okay, that might be true. I, I don't know, but I've seen people. I've seen people. I've seen people play the don't pass slide. That's the way. Just to be very brief in the craft.

Crafts is one of the most involved games. You might because you know, dice game, basically, when you start the game, there's no number. And you roll for the first time. If you roll a seven or 11, you win if you bet on the pass line. And if you don't win to get a roll of 7 or 11, whatever you roll, as long as you're on a roll A... Two, three or... Two, three or 12.

That becomes the number that you then have to match in subsequent rolls. That's it. I'm going to say someone is... Or a living. It's someone... Someone who doesn't gamble. And I assume there are a lot of people watching who don't gamble But whenever someone tries to explain

Gambling I get even more confused than before. I try to do the simplest possible and I still got lost in it I kind of walks you through it complicated until you like stand there and do it once You know that's like anything when you put money down. You're invested in it Yeah, before you started talking my brain was kind of like And then as soon as you tried to explain it,'s like my brain just put that down normal gave up What are you so your brain was your brain was like to begin with and then what happened when I started talking and went upside down What I'm sorry, what sounded it make when I'm so down. Oh Okay, good for play

We can we have casino night at RTX Sort of some sort of thing it is gaming That'd be fun. Oh, I'm that legal? You can't go for money. What if we did a for charity we could? Do like 50 bucks to get in and like you have prizes for charity. Yeah, that's involved with our texas here that we haven't announced. Oh, okay. We could. This best idea ever. Dude. Yeah, I told you to let me get my craft specs. Can we roll up and like like those purple like like

get you can do whatever you want? I'm not sure fucking whatever you want. All right, I would be down for a casino night, but that would have to be a small thing. And so we had to have like some kind of thing where people enter and like you get a certain amount of chips and that all goes to charity.

Yeah, okay, we do that. Yeah, that'd be fun. No promises. No promises. We're too much, we're less than two months away from the game. That sounds like it would be a great fan event if anybody else wanted to come up with doing that Dominic. We do.

Hi, Dominic. There's some cool fan events going on during RTX as well. That's kind of cool. I like that we're hitting the point now where stuff is kind of developing around RTX. Like stuff we're not directly involved with this pie is popping up. We're seeing that. What do you point now? It's been like that the entire time. Both years. RTX was made because of fan events. No, no, I'm saying like this by popping up. We're seeing that. What do you point now? It's been like that the entire time.

Both years. RTX was made because of fan events. No, I'm saying like specifically like at RTX. That's always been like there. There's only been two. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, wait. I like the past for all these years of hardship of throwing RTX

and now stuff is starting to pop up. Well, more and more stuff is starting to pop up. Yeah, no, I like it. That's my point. I enjoy that. That's cool. Okay, are you let me show this guys you this is not your third year running RTX Are you to the point where you're excited to go to RTX or you said for RTX to be over always excited for it to be over Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's an honest answer. It's a it's a lot of it's a lot of stress leading up to it It is a lot of work. It's There's so many moving parts that go into it

And it just doubles our triples and growth every year. I want it to be fun for everyone I want everyone to have a good time. I hope that happens. I think it's over. I'm gonna You can press for a bit going you on Australia I mean as soon as it's over I'm going Australia. Yeah, we're going to Australia for packs Australia Mm-hmm. Let's recap it. Can somebody else's convention else's convention are you taking the time after that we should uh... amount of money which is right which should go to the crown and do some time we were down there are right

i'm in i'm a i'm a question of the craft craps are different there though like that was twenty one that the the odds are different like so okay this is weird i played craps and i was in in uh... the gold coast actually uh... so there craps is a new coaching changes whatever whatever you put down on your as your initial bet like the past line in your odds you can't touch

again and you can take it up you can't put more on top of it which is very very strange honestly i think that's better uh... i don't like that well i like slowly adding and i'm like okay i trust this roller as roles progress the odds change and your odds to manage that And the dealer needs to keep track of that. It's a simpler game if you don't do that.

No, well. You can, like technically, I think you can play the pass line after the point's been set, but you don't get the same odds. Yeah, you're technically playing the number at that point. Instead of playing the pass line, you're placing a bet on the number. Right. So this is getting a real, sorry. Everyone who's not a crab player.

So, but anyway, and also like the odds, you know, it's like three, four, five odds. So like you can bet more on the four and 10 than you can on the six and the eight, you can put more odds on that. There it was two times odds across the board. Well, yeah, the odds are, like the odds are bad for the house. Yeah, the odds is where a player makes their money.

You guys sound like, so they remove the odds. No, when he talks about money, there's somebody yelling enough. If you put, if you put money on a 50 50, go ahead. On the thing, if you let put it on black, sure. And it's not quite 50, but 49 something. Is that the percentage of money that you get? Yeah. Yeah. So you're two to one. So you double anything you win. Yep. So how, say all of your money that you have. Go ahead. All of your money. What percentage of that would you risk? Like would you just go in one day and just drop 20 all of your money that you have. Go ahead. All of your money that you have. What percentage of that would you risk?

Like, would you just go in one day and just drop 20% of your worth? Like, my net worth in life? No, never. What would be your highest percentage? You would just bet. Like that. I would probably, if you forced me to put as much like, oh, be willing to put on there, it would probably be about $5,000.

I would not even. And probably not that. I wouldn't even bet all the money that I brought for a trip. Yeah, like let's say you're going to Vegas and they say okay, I'm gonna spend 500 bucks over the course of the weekend on gambling. That's what I've set aside that I'm gonna gamble But over the course that weekend I get that 500 bucks up to like 700 bucks I go in expecting to lose the 500 I wouldn't at the end of the trip to say okay Here's all 700 on a 50 50 bet. I wouldn't at the end of the trip just say, okay, here's all 700 on a 50-50 bet. I wouldn't do that. I see that being said, I wouldn't put $5,000 on a normal trip. They're talking like net worth in life. Yeah. When I go to Vegas, I usually take about $500 a gamble.

They're usually by $200 a day. So, whatever that equates to. Ever bet, ever is $200 on one hand. And I was going to always use to do the thing where there's a theory of gambling where let's say you're playing at a table that's $25 a hand if you lose you double your next bet And then if you lose that you double that bet and then if you lose that you double again You keep double your toy tables have limits because then if you keep doubling eventually you win And then you win back everything you've lost if you double your bet everything on time but it goes really fast Yeah, so Brandon just texted me that he once lost $800 on black. Did he really?

Oh my god. Brandon, you are a f**k. Brandon! You are fired. You are dead. You are dead. You don't get to work for money anymore. Playing Crap's, I've had it where I've had money on the table because when you play Crap's,

if you win and the point keeps rolling, like if someone hits the point and they get a new point, everything stays on the table. And you slowly pile on to it and add on and add on where at one point i've looked down at me like i have five hundred dollars in this table but i mean it was someone who shot for like forty five minutes which mean i made probably about two three thousand dollars off this one guy what the fuck you if you get hot if you get a hot roll you can make a lot of money on crap real fast when i was there this last time i uh... through five dollars on a horn bit

and it hit. Nice. I won like 35 bucks or something. And the guy next to me was like, whoa, what happened? What happened? He was still learning. Yeah, like throwing two bucks in for seeing. Well, no, another thing too that's a big deal in Crap's and in Blackjack too is Crap's

like Community Gambling. We're talking way too much about gambling too, by the way. It's gaming. We're in the old pod here. Also, people try to turn blackjack in a community gambling and I fucking hate those people. Yeah. Because when you do something like, oh,

you throw $5 on a horn bet, and there's always some dude at the table who goes, dude, don't change the table. Everybody's winning money. What are you doing? And they make you feel like an asshole for coming up and betting like a normal human being does. They're my blackjack, right? Or clips.

People get upset when you, like, like, you know, you're happy to be a man. When you bet the dark side, people like, you're a fucking asshole. Well, that's, well, it keeps you out of fucking asshole. Well, you're a fucking asshole. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't you do is be win, and then you fuck you guy, you lost your money, you know what I mean? Yeah. You don't, you don't make people lose, you know what I mean? I will say if someone, like, if someone does try to cut into a game, like next to the guy who's shooting,

like, excuse me, trying to get in, and it's like the guy has the dice in his hands like oh come on dude come on what do you do you know don't fuck with the shooter so it is somebody to you though it's like a gambling how you go from not knowing anything about a specific game to being like an expert of etiquette in like one day oh that's like no one night you know everything you know come on no we have a hockey team in North Austin and you know we have no business having hockey in Texas as it is and going to those games The most fun because everyone knows every rule of hockey ever You know and like everyone's an expert and was willing to scream to the refs They know exactly what's going on. It's like you have no idea what's going. I never played hockey

You probably haven't you know skated and listen to you talking all judgmental about other hockey fans in Texas You're a fucking Texan. Yeah, you're judging them. I enjoy I enjoy the game but I don't pretend I know what I'm doing hey we're should I take Ashley to eat I've taken her to eat a mighty fine and Rudy's and so other place where should we take her to eat because I'm trying to give all the place to have to like we passed a water burger today nice I'm with you I'm with you it's good but it's just it's fast food. Yeah, there are other better local places. What? Have you eaten that? Have you eaten that sway? No, it's a Thai place on South first across the Elizabeth Street Cafe. Yes, it's a TV VJ

It is it was did you have a good it's really good? Did you have a good to that foreign interrupt me me Gavin place I was in the middle of recommend you know that and talking about it for I was still giving directions and talking about the fucking food but no where has he please ask him the fucking question that was so important he won't know if I'd ever read the foreign place just so you know you know you're really have you ever read enough that foreign the place where we got there a day too early it was was an open it oh Gavin and forget your story, this is more important, Gus. Gavin and I, we went to go eat at the ramen place of North-Thunders.

You can't ever fuck to your ramen. So you're going to, because it's always a two hour line. The place is awesome. Fuck that noise. No, like, if you go when they open, there's no lie. Can I tell you something? It's Uchi's tent anniversary uh... this year which you knew to use the environment

uchi's like two blocks from a house like i can walk there now like in two seconds so we're gonna be in there this week which was what's what's the name of the placement for the fourth and car co-cola i know what the color i'm talking about uh... kenechi kenechi that's what i used to walk past all the time the draft at the best kids here's romans awesome go when they open like at 5 p.m. No, you're gonna recommend

I got a job! I might have to have work to go eat ramen. Do it on the fucking weekend man Fucking lazy ass But it was one of the things where you ever wanted to refresh once we try to go to it and every time you go It's closed for the longest time as I try to go eat it Einstein brothers bagels that place closes like 130 p.m If you're gonna show up at two every day. I've never seen one open ever. Gavin and I have tried to go eat at this ramen place.

We let Barbara allow Newstayth, she was in a separate car and we're communicating with her. We let her all around Austin trying to meet us for dinner. You and your dots of pins, was it? Oh, these are pins. I sent her a pin from the phone. You are always pretty good at introducing me to new stuff that you can do.

Yeah. Hey, you know you can do this. And whenever you demonstrate it, never work. You do with Siri. It's just, I don't know whether you, when you use Siri on your own, it's actually good. But when I, when I ever see you try new Siri, it sucks, but. Yeah, it's terrible. Like I was trying to show them how you can drop a pin at your location and just send to the people like, this is where I am. Come here. I'm like, I tell you tell you where I am just come to this pin when I'm in an unfamiliar city and I park somewhere I drop a pin when I park that's gross I just take a picture of it right next to the car drop a pin drop a pin I just able location services on my phone yeah why I have it so that every camera absolutely every time I take a picture it puts the dot on the map in that part. But you realize that people can do the that was exit information or whatever.

You can see the GPS. They can see exactly what you're supposed to. It's not post and you just take pictures. If you put them on Twitter, you post any pictures? No, I don't. No, I'm not talking about. I'm saying every picture has that geotech. So like once I had awesome food in Portugal and we were cooking on marble or whatever.

So you've never. And the next time I was like, dude, where's that picture of the marble? And I saw where it was in the map. I was like, let's go there again. Boop, went there again. you've never posted a picture on the way. So you went to the place? Never posted. Yeah, I went You went back to the place based on your picture. You went back to the restaurant. Yeah. Oh, that's brilliant Come back to you. I didn't I was in a hotel and I completed it. You're careful But he doesn't Gavin does not I know this about Gavin because I've traveled with him

He takes way way way more pictures than he ever posts like online. I'd say my upload rate is conscious of it. He takes pictures like a teenager girl. And you make sure that you don't put up pictures. Videos. Videos. Videos like a teenager girl. You do.

We were, there was a party at my house the other night and I saw you taking photo after photo after photo. None of those ever showed up anywhere. I never saw them in there. What I do is, next time I see that person I'll show up yeah for example front door and you know there's that little there's a tiny like two inch step from your kitchen out to like the common areas the living room yeah he walked in the front door walked up and like stumbled down that two inches I was

like you're drunk I was like you are fucking wasted he's like how do you know you fell down two inches. But to be fair to me, I tripped on that fricking thing when I'm sober as well. It's dumb, it's a dumb little step. It's the end of my career, get a room by. But this is my point. Go to the ramp.

I saw Nick. I saw Nick. I thought about that. I saw Nick saw Daniel at that party. Jason's brother. Yeah. Tucker's brother. And I showed him a picture that was on my phone from 2005

when I first met him at the link in center in new york we had this weird with spiel at the moment and i showed it to him it was it was a cool moment because it had it on my phone still no it's cool it's good to see nick nick and i spent time in the kitchen like teaching other how to tie everyone has one not that they tie for the time that's that's a tie not

you know i'm sure there's more fashionable guys me that have no like eighteen knots but like i was learning n's knot and I liked it I just feel like my knots too small and I want a bigger knot, you know, I feel fine I'm feeling absolutely good right now. It's like the woods lost meaning. I was a knot too many times. Yeah, so Nick and I were hanging out with my kitchen Like figuring out how to tie knots. Okay, sounds a little weird. No, it's fine. It's all good. We're like sailors. I'm weird. You can post too many damn photos now.

You're like kind of old man. I'm saying ways too many photos. I agree with you, Gavin. What time I did Council Gavin that he should not be so open online. He should be a little more private. Like, even to the point, remember I was telling you, explaining why you might not want to have your camera open all the time and why, for the thing that really freaked me out is he logs into Google So Google has a record of all of his searches. I would just that's to me. That's weird

You can also you can also disable that. Yeah, no, yeah, we can just log off. It's yeah, I just don't care He just doesn't know why is anyone gonna do with that well for a while. You know, we have our First-year Google account that's fun to look through the history Yeah, what is that for YouTube and whatnot and for a long time We did not disable the history on the Google searches because we didn't know it was there and one day I found it I was like oh shit It's like saved every search we've ever done as Rooster Teeth and I scroll through and was like We have some fucked up people working here

I sent an email to everyone at the company. I was like listen. What did you find I'm disabling this? I'm gonna clear the history, but just so you know it has saved every Google search everyone has ever done You know it's still it still saves the YouTube links like if you watch YouTube videos It saves the it saves the history of you. I'm talking about Google searches. Yeah, why is why is Google Sursch flying right now Yeah, it was it was bad. There's some bad one what I've love to know what it was some of them work. Can you like share some? I don't know like anything but stuff We share you and I the only count you and I share is the

Reddit account you and I share and you said you see stuff that I Look at I'm there and I'm like I don't look at the weird on reddit first of all it's like secondly I don't think you can see that stuff you can let joke to me about there are buttons You can hit on your keyboard inadvertently like if you have red enhancement suite Yeah, that like save links and things like that Uh-huh, and I see stuff saved in there that I didn't say but even on the profile You can you can see liked in dislike you like it like you yeah, so if you like us We'll go through and like stuff or yeah, you know dislike stuff and I do that too

Yeah, but for like you have to disable that otherwise, why sometimes we do on a link. Yeah, yeah, you'll download it and we'll be like back and forth for you know a lot of times I'm just like that's the right answer. Like the least speculation I read about something it's like okay this person knows what they're talking it's like I'm gonna try to avoid that person that's just like pebble in the ocean. Yeah, yeah. It's just like no no hope. I gave up I think I gave up on that a long time ago.

I have to be honest. He says he gave up on a social media avenue. You okay with saying what it was? Did you give it up on? Yeah. Yeah. But Gavin's given up on Twitter. Like he says he doesn't even check Twitter anymore. I post stuff to it and I don't check my mentions anymore. Yeah. Because I'm mainly because I'm worried about spoilers for Game of Thrones. Oh, don't even say that. Yeah. Yeah, that was a nice offshoot was I had to start reading the books for game of Thrones. Oh, don't even say that, yeah. Yeah, that was a nice offshoot. I had to start reading the books of Game of Thrones because people just started having fun. I'll stop checking my mentions again.

Whatever, spoil game of Thrones, that would be terrible. Only an asshole told our game of Thrones. Well, fuck now, he said it. You were here in the podcast last week. I told a spoiler last week in the podcast was with nothing, and I got a lot of shit. Did you guys watch the credits for Game of Thrones this week? Yes.

The one title card with a single name was awesome Really I gotta go back like I it's good because I got back late last night from Vegas. Okay, I washed it And his credit started I just stopped it one day. There is a whole Credit dedicated to the one one one animal to an animal. Oh, yeah, absolutely one title card It's really a record watch. It's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

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Something that she likes that makes you like LS? Yeah, I mean that is why qualified to a girl? Why qualified to a girl? Yeah, I love my girlfriend and everything she likes. You're not in a legally blind contract you can you can spill that full of shite no yeah i mean i just people that i like less because they like certain things

but i think that's because i like uh... uh... i phone game has a collectible card game aspect to a little bit a little bit but you know i'm i'm i'm to look at people have to like what they like like even like people who love Like Justin Bieber if people find something like if they're passionate about that's good That's a good thing. It's rare. This is a decision that I haven't made go ahead. It does happen if I like a girl who likes horses I'm attracted to a less that is every single girl ever made as I mean like the nearest Targaryen

I mean into horses like right at every single girl ever I challenge you to find a girl who doesn't like do you like horses? Do you like horses? There's a girl in here 100% girl Tell us if you like horse the door open. We'll see some nodding from in the control room You ever go through a stage where you like torsus. Karros not responding. We can show the control room We give nose up. Yeah. No, no one's paying attention in the control room They've all gone they've all left out. You go get drinks. You hate horses? Cairros. Really?

Cairros. Every survey. We have a control video of my courses. Yeah, Lindsey love courses. That Katie likes horses. There we go. So we have 75% like horses. All right. Well, so what I missed. I was looking at Kara because she's getting out on the green screen. What was the survey in the control room? 75% Well, everyone in the everyone in the studio. We have four females, three of which love horses. Ashley Katie and Lindsey also they like girls. Girls ride horses. Sock. Why?

They love themselves. They love that horses. You're intimidated by the horse. So we have the one girl that hates horses. Your favorite character on Game of Thrones, the hottest one to you is the one who is queen of the horse. Only cuz she can't ride the dragon yet yeah? She's gonna be on the dragon soon enough. Oh, that's a great point. Oh, god, those are gonna be awesome. Those are the second-intermediate. So do you like girls who like dragons? Does that metaphor?

You can get the dragon. All right, we've got like horses. We have Kara on the podcast. I got bucked off of one when I was like 10 years old, and it scarred me for life. Did you like horses until then? No, they're like, they're bigger, they're an animal that's bigger than you are. So they have power over you.

That's like half the population. Half the population is bigger. Oh, I guess half a little maybe, but not as far as animals go. But no, I got thrown off horse when I was way younger and it scared me for life. We're afraid it's how smoke in the face. Yeah, look at this.

Well, yeah, she's the awesome headroom on this show. Yeah, she's the great guy. Sorry, I'm short. I like you, Paul. Well, anyway, I did something terrible, right? Thanks, Cara. Bye, thank you, Cara. I'm wrong.

I did something terrible once. I was shooting an episode of The Slumber Guys with Dan. And we shoot a lot of the stuff at Dan's Grandparents' house, which is a house in the middle of nowhere, lots of land, lots of people ride horses. And in, for some reason for the video, we had to have giant red exercise balls and we were like running into each other

with them and stuff like that. And some bitch on the horse comes riding up, so we have to pause, because the audio is like, you hear the horse, this is actually in the video. And I was just like bouncing this exercise ball and she was like Can you stop doing that please? I was like? She's talking to us and I kept doing she's like stop throwing the ball around I was like wait on his property and she's riding by it

So I don't wish he asked him to stop. I guess she was worried about a horse So I was like give me that and I just kicked it like way over the hedge and the horse went She almost went flying. And she was screaming at us and I had to run away, so scared. And I was like, bitch deserved it. And yelling through my shot, dumb bitch. Well, she yelled, that's really, that's weird. Because they have that self-righteous, I'm on a horse.

Everyone's double you. They could double you. Good luck. Bloody horse is suck. So you're still on a pretty early in book one, I guess? Yeah, so I'm pretty early in the book one. I'm at that stage where it's like I'm discovering things that are slightly different in the novels than they were in the show.

But I'm really liking it a lot. I'm about to finish book one. I'll probably finish it in the next two days. I now realize that for Game of Thrones, they should have put out a primer episode where they educated you on like the history of Westeros and the houses. The biggest thing I've discovered, I don't know how far you are. The biggest thing I've discovered between the book and the series is how important the series of events with the Targaryens were.

Yeah, the Mad King. In the book constantly. So and so with this battle, so and so at this battle so and so at that battle we fought here we killed them there like the trident yeah is a big deal try it every other page you're talking about the trident the battle the trident yeah Joel Joel told me about that like he was saying like like about like there's stuff in there like the Valerians and whatnot like our Valerian steel is that correct yeah this in the show like but I mean like

they're like they go like deep into that until i'm a nation like they did they did touch on it in this last episode game turns when you talk about a throne room yeah dragon skulls in the throne room yeah yeah yeah actually like the fact that this stuff you have to research itself like all the four on a stuff in halo you don't really know much about them you can read about that is cool that i love that there is a backstory like there's a whole history

even like like dead spaces like that like Dead spaces, there's tons of backstory on all the different markers and unitology and if you're into that game, there's a lot of stuff you can read up. Yeah, I mean, you did a lot of that, even with the first game, I never played beyond the first game, I played the first game, but was it Peng's Treasure? Yeah, it did decode all the messages. Yeah, yeah. And there's the whole writing, a whole code, you can like find stuff in the wall It's really really neat. Who is the most different character in The books versus the first season again. I've only read the first book. Yeah, for so I mean

That's definitely a big asterisk on that using the audio book at the same time Still don't understand that Oh, I don't know the most different Aren't there some characters that are still alive in the show that should be dead i don't know i'm not going to say i'll always say i think the character who's the most different from the book is better in the book than in the show

is Robert barathe in the king and like great on the show yet he was great in the show but in the book he's like both great and tragic in a way like how awesome he used to be in the book They kind of talk about how strong he was and put a great fighter and a lot of that's lost You just see the faded glory like Jamie Lanister. This is not spoiler stuff. He's known as the King's layer So it's almost like it's almost like certain stanchial that that robber rafting became the king

But it's like that was like a whole thing where it's like it wasn't sure who was gonna be the king It like for a couple seconds in the book and it's like no robber robber rafting is such a bad-ass. There's no question Yeah, like it's just like just kidding like the fights like caving in people's plate mail with a hammer because he's so strong Yeah, yeah, and like the fact is a big fat dude Jolly fat dude is like sad because Ned Stark had in seeing him in like 20 years Okay, yeah, and the book they always or they also talk about how and seen him in like 20 years. Yeah, okay. And the book, they also talk about how Renly looks like a younger version of him.

And I feel like in the TV show, Renly's a little more, like not as muscular. I don't even associate them as being brothers. Yeah. How old is, and Stanisper Athian? I did make that connection for two seasons that they're related. Wow. How old is the dragon woman supposed to be? Should be like 14 or 15.

13 in the book. 13 in the book. And Stanis supposed to be should just be like 14 or 15 in the book 13 in the book? Yeah, and Sans is supposed to be a really young too, right? Yeah, we're all really young at the beginning of book one Rob Stark and John star both 14 Yeah, man The scenes of the on the season have been brutal. I'm dumb of them. I don't need any more of this I'm a saying yeah too much. Well, we'll do we'll do we have some plans that I don't know if we want to talk about it yet plans for more scheduled podcast, more like, more regular spoiler cast.

I guess and I are working on that. Yeah, right now trying to figure out how we're going to do all this. We have more news on that soon, which is going to be some pretty good content, I think. Yeah, and a bunch of people on there have been asking about the podcast Let's Play. And do you have any news? We filmed one. We filmed, we filmed actually a couple of podcasts that's placed last week.

I tried to film the, Gus got, Gus let me listen to about 30 seconds of it and it was awesome. Yeah, we really, we used some podcast casting crew. I've got three that I'm working on right now that'll hopefully I'll come out this week. We're gonna film hopefully another one or two this week for a release next week.

But yeah, it's fun. I've been learning a lot doing it. Kudos to you, cutting together those Minecraft lets place. Let's place it. It's a beast. It's crazy to manage all of that. It's a lot of data to move around. So we have recorded them.

They'll be out. They're being edited. They'll be out soon. No further information on that. I don't want to spoil the surprise. All right, we should wrap up here. Should we? So I want to thank everyone for watching.

And we'll be back next week. If I may. If I may, can I say something? At the risk of sounding too serious to modeling, I know we talked about some serious issues a couple of podcasts ago when we were talking about the bombing thing in Boston. But since then, I didn't bring it up on the next podcast after I found out about this, but I did want to talk about it. In a career in Root Sheth is had a lot of success. There are lots of little things

that can happen that can make or break a career. And oftentimes those things are things that make a career and you don't see them until you have a little bit of distance on them. And I went through a period recently where I was kind of like looking back over some people over to the 10-year anniversary, some people who have helped us at Ruchoteth and in the early days with Red versus Blue. And I was thinking about some people that I hadn't kept up with. And one of the people that I wanted to get in contact with was a guy by the name of Gram Lagan.

If you've seen the DVDs and watched our credits extensively, you might have seen his name mentioned a couple times in there that he was the film director of the of film society at the link in center in new york he is the person who decided to program the premiere of season two at the very prestigious link in center in the heart of manhattan in york it was a great honor uh... to have that done uh And unfortunately, I learned when I

looked him up, I found out that he passed away two years ago, and that was a hard thing to realize that someone who had been so influential to us, even with a small decision like that on his part, that I just hadn't kept up with him. And I went to Gus and I went to Joel and Matt and everybody else and Jeff and talked to him about Grand Passing Away. And just so he'd give you a little bit of perspective on how important he was, even for just a short window of time at our company, Gavin went to the screening at the Lincoln Center. It was the first event that we ever met you in person. That's true.

So even in that regard, it was like the influence that he had over it. He left the Lincoln Center Film society and he moved to San Francisco uh... and was the head of the film society in San Francisco uh... on his death he died a cancer uh... and i thought it was he was a writer himself and i thought it would be great to let you hear some words of his own on life what it means

uh... you know haha jesus there's a lot of little funny things you wrote recently is he was dying of cancer i can't even remember half of them. That's what happens to a life, though, isn't it? The little ornate things drizzle away like cakes in rain while the big blocky stuff is left to stand in for a lifetime of minutia. It is sad and is beautiful. I don't think that a...

I don't think that Graham would have thought a lot about Red vs. Blue. It's probably just one of many films that he programmed over the years. I don't think he would have thought a lot about it when he was on his deathbed or at the end of his life. I think we were probably one of the pieces of minutia that probably washed away in life, but that's what life is all about. Graham, you were a pillar to us. Graham Leggett was 51. Girls burning, jacking back.

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