Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #219

Episode Date: May 21, 2013

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Hey, it's podcast 219 live on YouTube for YouTube's comedy week. 219 podcasts. This for YouTube's comedy week. 219 podcasts. This one is, everyone can watch this, right? Yeah, everyone can watch it. It's for everyone. Hey, everyone. Everyone's watching right now.

Children 19, it's right at four years. Can we miss our four year anniversary? Four, 200? No, no, yeah, it's right about now. Yeah, I think this is it. Hey! Good day. We did it.

We've seen it, you guys. I think it's actually. Yeah. We're so well prepared. How could 19 be a but because we didn't used to do them. We leave here. Sleep here. Sleep here. It's also didn't used to do them weekly. So let's do some quick math. This is like the fifth decade, too. Right. There's 52 weeks in a year. This is going to suck hard core. We have 219 podcasts four times 52 four don't fuck me up eight carry nothing. 208. 208. 208. So, we should have had our anniversary. Now we're at 219. So, you did nothing to celebrate our anniversary. We did nothing to celebrate our anniversary. I wish

we could have a camera on Gus, so he waves frankly. I was trying to wait till I wasn't on camera to wave frantically. Yeah. Gus, you've got this thing down to such a production now that any little thing that crops up throws you off your game a little bit. Oh yeah, I'm frazzled. I'm like, fucking crazy right now.

Yeah, we were like two minutes late today. What happened? Oh. We had some computer problems. I mean, go figure, right? It's like huge problems. Yeah, it was really funny. Because Jordan was trying to say something to you

and you were like, no, no, no, Jill. I can't operate it. He's a huge problems. Yeah, that was really funny because Jordan was trying to say something to you and you were like, no, no, I can't. I was like, no, get away from me. I think we actually launched the podcast going back to our other topic. I want to say we launched on May 8, 2009, this one we started our weekly run. Yeah, really? I just remember doing them in December. That's when we started initially. Our first two or three were in December in the beginning of the year. And then we started weekly in May. Then we had to kick starter. Then we had to raise all the money. So listen, let's do a little housekeeping really quickly. People are asking us online. If you want to ask us, what you can shut up. You can tweet us at hashtag RTpodcast.

That's Rooster Teeth podcast. And we will try to get to your questions. We of course won't get to all of them, but you can also tell us when we fuck up and get something factually incorrect. Let's talk about science immediately. That never happened. People are asking, since tomorrow's the Xbox Infinity,

or whatever it's going to be called, the new Xbox reveal, Xbox each other. We want to talk about that today and answer that is, no, we don't, because. We're launching a gaming podcast. What? Which sounds weird for us to be launching a gaming podcast.

Well, we love games and we talk about games a lot, but I found, we all found that we weren't talking about them enough on this podcast. Agreed. So we switched from gaming to comedy. So we can do, you know, we can do the topic more justice and talk fully about it in the gaming podcast which we're gonna limit to one hour into in length

so you can make sure that i don't have a last yet uh... you keep saying that like that's what you're being sold out of the audience is we can limit the podcast to a certain amount of time you need to have a big clock like a big LED clock running and it's like when that hours of just hard to put all of the power time you need to have like a big clock like a big LED clock running and it's like when that hours up just like this one timer and one hour 60 minutes you gotta go to the where the power gets cut off you have it like a little egg timer something that's controlled that would be awesome if you started a broadcast and the only way you

could end the broadcast was by nobody watching anymore do you think that would ever happen like say we literally stop now we can't stop now. No, no, no. Because we would die on him. You gave a great example of that where was it Ricky Jervais put out a tweet that said if nobody reached it, I'm not sure who was it. I'm not sure who was it.

It was Ricky Jervais though. If nobody retweets this, he will donate how much? There's like $50,000 to charity. Everybody immediately started to retweet. There's like 200 retweets like that. You would get people who would do it. And all? Yeah, his fake accounts, I'm sure he immediately logged into like a fake alt account and retweeted it. Oh yeah.

I'm gonna save myself $50,000. I'm sure that's what he's concerned about. I'm sure that would have been about it. Are you sure you need something right now, said, don't retweet this. If no one retweets this, I will punch Jack in the face. Someone's gonna retweet it. Yeah. But that's the thing that's the one person who would probably retweet it.

No, he's gonna retweet it. Don't retweet it, he'll punch Jack in the face. Oh, yeah. I have people like you. Yeah, it's your peopleweet it until punch jack in the screen. Oh, yeah, see. I have a people like you. Yeah, it's your people like you. People say that. People not people here.

So you have Twitter. No, even like that, talking about if someone's always watching. How long were the Halo 2 servers up? I was thinking exactly how long did they shut it down? I mean, they were up for like two. He said that a key is a joy, like I'm not allowed to think of it. They were up to two. I was thinking of it.

So when Halo 2, how long did it take to get to this point about four years? They shut down the multiplayer servers that were running Halo 2, but they couldn't shut it down until, yeah, it wasn't. You just couldn't log back in. So as long as you didn't log out essentially or time out and you just kept going from game to game, you could keep playing Halo 2 until there was nobody left.

And if there was like three or four dudes left like a month later, we're just continuing. Because that wasn't a kick out. It was so tired Cuz I was in a game with all the people all the people I used to play Halo 2 with we all got together and just hang out and played Halo 2 again And then at the moment where we expected everything to be turned off it didn't and we were just like oh, I guess Oh, okay, bye, but I guess those people just stayed in yeah, they would they stuck with it So we started to explain the podcast tomorrow, but we didn't finish. So what time is the live podcast tomorrow?

It will be at 2 p.m. Central time, which should be shortly after the Xbox reveal wraps up. I found out today the Xbox reveal will be an hour. So it's gonna run from noon to one central time. They were gonna come over here, get set up, and we'll go at 2 p.m. Central time breaking news. I didn't know it was gonna be that Yeah, who are your sources? I just read it on Twitter. I think major Nelson tweeted it earlier. So 2 p.m. Central 3 p.m. Eastern

noon Pacific noon Pacific 9 p.m. London. No, no 8 p.m. London. Yeah, 8 p.m. GMT. Fuck you figured out from there. Do they get them and celebrate? Do they celebrate? Or not celebrate? Do they honor what we say? Daylight Saving Time in the UK. Before you get to that, I want to finish one more thing about the gaming podcast. It's going to follow the same format as this podcast, where it'll be streamable for sponsors immediately

and then released an audio and video later for the public. It also will not be on Tuesdays. Correct. In the future, it'll move to Wednesdays at 4pm Central. Correct. We're just doing it just on Tuesday because we like chaos and making everything as for the future. No, it's because there's obvious reason to do it. And it was a good time to launch the gaming podcast. We've been talking about it for a while. Actually, we're going to be doing some more podcasts in that, but we have them in the pipeline, speaking of which,

people keep asking us when we're going to do one of our spoiler casts for Game of Thrones because we keep talking about it. Our plan now is to do the spoiler cast for Game of Thrones after season three wraps two Sundays from now. It's a pretty Sunday's from now. No. There's no Game of Thrones next week. What? What? They said it at the fucking end of the last episode. Oh, it's a great experience watching it at your house. Y'all don't know dick. We don't watch the next week's shit. Oh, it's a great experience watching in your house y'all don't know dick. We don't watch the we don't watch the next week shit Oh, it was it was it was in two weeks on Game of Thrones. Oh bug me really really show in the Liberace by O'Pick Uh next Sunday evening. I don't want to watch that. That's basically Game of Thrones, right? So you said by O'Pick that's a word I said wrong my whole life. Is it myopic? I've always said biopic, but I say it wrong

I said biopic. I think the first 18 years of my life. Real epic. Sounds like a medical procedure. Yeah, that's like. So yeah, there is no game at Throne's next week. Double feature. In two weeks and then the finale's on June 9th. Funeral is on June 9th.

Are you going to come to the finale at my house? You all had a dog there last night. You all don't start on pre-leaf. You have two dogs at your house. Yeah, my dogs are awesome. My dog is awesome. No, you're Doc sucks. I know he's awesome.

He's dog did take a big shit. It was right in front of everybody in front of the project miles at the smell at all Please like a performance artist. He saw the light was like oh, this is it All right, so we're gonna use spoiler cast for game of thrones Sometime in early July June Oh, sorry sometime early June the problem is a June 9th is last game of thrones That is the first day of E3, essentially.

Uh, yeah. Because that's Monday is the pressers. Yeah, really. Dun, dun, dun. I know, I'm taking off on the night to get out there. Yeah, I'm going up the night too, because the- Oh, y'all gotta miss it. Monday morning is the Xbox presser.

Is that what you just called? Yeah. And that's like it. They want you there at 830 in the morning. They know who they're dealing with? Did I ever ever take by the time that I went to that one? And I was like, E3 is the one convention that I will never go to. And for those of you who are unfamiliar with video game conventions, E3 is the electronic entertainment expo. And it's where they debut.

It's like a CES for video games. And it's big, it's huge, it's really annoying. It actually got to be so disgusting that it went away for a couple years years. Like, the industry was sick of it because it was just like, everyone was spending millions of dollars on booths and they brought it back. You don't have to spend millions of dollars for a booth at RTX. No, you do not. No, you do not. Anyway, so one time I went out, I said, I'm not going to eat three for anything, but they wanted me to come out for, I think it was when they were announcing Hillary four. Hillary was Hillary four, because that was the two years. I was there with you for that. me to come out for i think it was when they were announcing he'll work

was halo for because i was the two years i was there with you for that yeah and so i had to go out i just went to the president left but then the soon as the halo portion of his halo anniversary they were announcing that's right yet and as soon as the halo portion of it was over i like got up out of my seat and like went to the parking lot don't the valley to get out of there because it's like an offsite location at the u.s.c. stadium or what i think the Gailin Center. Big Gailin Center, thank you.

And it was really funny because I go out and the presentation right before Halo being announced was a New Gears Award, maybe Gears Award III, and Iced Tea was there on stage with Cliff VB to present. And so I left early after Halo's over and I guess he had the same idea. So it's me and Iced Tea at the valley stand and we're both sitting there yet i've got another talk to ice tea about it all i mean i can't do you i'm not really honestly that familiar with his music so i couldn't even talk about that so just stand in there

but up roles this all white roles roise phantom like everything was white wheels were white the rims were white everything on this thing was white and then this like beater hurts Toyota rolls up. I was like, I go, I think that one, George. And he goes, yeah, it is.

And he gets and it drives off. That's really funny. That was my one experience with ICT at E3. That's really funny. I mean, go figure. You can't try to like get in that Rolls-Royce. He's gonna know. Like, there's no way that he's driving that Toyota.

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So jokes on newspaper. Look at Gus, look at how things look. They look happiness. It's YouTube comedy week. Isn't that funny? So jokes on you. Does the UK observe daylight savings time? Yeah, and we said that check before you get any further. So, I think it's not at the same time as we observe it here. So, I think it's two weeks earlier than over here. It's like a two week period of the year where I'm only five hours behind home,

and then I'm six most of you. I remember, I remember it as I was saying it because when I went out there for MCM, it was like two years ago. You had it twice, isn't it? Right, I had to be like savings there while I was there. And then I came back to the US like the next weekend. It was day like savings ago, it was like, what the fuck?

Do you ever do that thing where you just can't be bothered to change a certain clock, so you just remember that it's an hour off. Until six months later, when it actually becomes correct again. I can't do that. I tried to do this with, because I have like a manual date on my watch. You know it on a watch where it.

Yeah, if you. But you have to then you have to know how many days are in a month and I always forget which ones are. Watch. Yeah, I've watched. You have a man, you know what I mean? You have a man, you have a manual date on a watch. Like, it's not a digital one.

It takes the date over every day. Yeah. a day analog by the way not manual, but Really it's a Hispanic watch is manual Manual like he has to tell the watch the day My point is is they're always on clocks I just I can't be all this changeable because it's a fath. And I always forget how to change them. So I just remember that they're off by an hour, and then six mostly are there right again. But I've been wondering with my, because my, my watch is lead, takes two seconds to put it all out. My watch, it takes the day over every day, but because some months have a shorter and stuff, it's been wrong for ages.

And I'm wondering how long will it take to be right again? It's like at the moment it's like five days. You just buy and you watch. I don't think you're gonna throw it away. I don't think you'll ever catch up. So, no, you will. January, February. Because eventually, February fucks everything.

Eventually the dates line up again on a calendar. So there's 31 on the watch. So every time that there's 30, I know you saw it about it. Oh, the month. Every month, every month is 31 year watch, dude. Every month is 31 days. I can watch. Yeah. Real fucked up. You have to take it over. That's the way those watch jerky do. I know. But I'm to say, I'm is 31 year watch dude. Every month is 31 days. I can watch.

Real fucked up. You have to take it over. That's the way those watch jerks are getting to see it. I know, but I'm not gonna do that. You never lineup again. Oh, so we're gonna go all the way around. I'll just remember like guys. Like maybe a few years would lineup again.

Yeah, once it'll happen. I guess every month is not 31 days. I get closer to it being right. If it's off, but if it does that like a day a year though, it's 30 years. But it doesn't start a day yet. But it's like six days a year. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's 30 years. It doesn't start day yet. But it's like six days a year. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, just more than five years. So don't be six years. But I'm not. You're, you're, you're, I can't wait to your five years from now. It's like, well, it's the 15th of my watch. So that means this is the third. Jackass, just make your goddamn watch. Take your 15 seconds of money.

I bought my watch on Sky Mall. It's like the only other bottom sky hall. And it, you're just encouraging them. it realized it automatically sets the date and time every night when I'm asleep off of the national atomic clock nice now you know what I've had three clocks that are supposed to do that and it's bullshit it doesn't absolutely works it doesn't work for shit it works over radio frequency like it's like the national whatever the clock the clock is a radio of time time what you put it all around the room yeah it's a valibly use of bandwidth of a frequency

That's really valuable that everyone's clocks are the same. I think it's I think it is I know you need for ceaseless. No, I'm with you on this one I'm with you on this you get time from the plug-holes as well from the plug-holes. What are the plug-holes? Sockets electric you get time from that don't you yeah? I do No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,'t you yeah, I do no All the time you pay your time bill isn't time No shut up for out of paper time this month they make you late. I'll send you the collections They just they get you fired time If now we're gonna this is one of those things where we're gonna choose Gavin of not knowing what's gonna happen. I know it's gonna be right.

And then if you can, they're gonna pump time over the electrical wires somehow. I think time is in more than we think. What'd you say? Time is in thing. That sounds like a quote from a shitty movie trailer. Well, no, it's probably time is more than we think. Counties through the air, all that stuff, isn't it? So it's through the plugs as well.

We broadcast it. Yeah, here's the broken thing. How are we gonna come over the air? Yeah, but that stuff isn't it so it's through the plugs as well. We broadcast it. Yeah, here's it How are you gonna come over the air? Yeah, but time does yeah, then why does it power comes out of your plugs? I'll look it up. I'll look it up does the UK provide time over power It's quality week everybody Over That's already one too many I don't see anything about this, Gavin. That shocks me, Bernie. There's gotta be...

Why do you have like a friend who had that or something? Like, why do you even say that? Why is that a thought that you have in the first place? I don't remember all the time. Do you have a device that would sink itself at time, automatic? No. Gavin, why are you accusing me? I'm trying to get the bottom of what you're talking about

where i'm helping i'm pretty sure it's right i'm used to not sure we appreciate right to listen to this this actually led me to this reminds me of something i was thinking about uh... i was reading that this weekend i don't know why the transaction took place over weekend or maybe they just announced it on sunday uh... the market to close that yahoo

bought tumblr for $1.1 billion. So the stupid thing that Gavin said made you think of the stupid thing that Yahoo did? No, no, here's why. Here's why. Cause I was thinking about what an enormous amount of money, $1.1 billion is. I mean, that is, that is an enormous amount of money. It's a large pile of money. Do you think about geocities for $3 billion that we did? Yeah, almost four. That's in 99 or 97 or some shit. Lunacy. That's Lunacy.

But, so guess what Tumblr's revenue was in 2012, do you know? In 2012, I'm gonna bet Tumblr, we're talking revenue. Revenue. I'm gonna... $1.1 billion. $1,000,000.. So it's been revenue in profits Just the total amount of money they made before they deduct expenses is right all right just gross money coming in how much money Okay, okay, 10 million dollars. They made 13 million dollars. That's amazing that you knew that hell. Yes I have no I like it was a total gas. I had no no background to back that up

That's according to Forbes by the way 13 a company that brought in thirteen million dollars is worth one point one billion dollars one point one watch the couple episodes of shark tank and i can tell you that valuation is totally off the name of the new kind of peanut butter you know and i think the tumblr two was uh... i think that some of the early investors uh... in it were some of the people from uh... connected ventures i think i think it was some kind of tie between like, Connected Ventures, like, game? No, College Humor.

College Humor, Vimeo, those guys. There's always a heavy integration with Tumblr. Maybe the people that are just adopted, I'm not sure about that. But what I got to think about was the amount of money that a billion dollars is and how much money that is. And then I thought, this is a Gavin scenario that if someone sat you in a chair at a square card table with a microphone

and they said, count, count 16 hours a day and sleep eight hours a day. And as high as you count, you can stop whenever you want to. But when you take a break and you say, I don't want to count anymore, that's how much money will give you. How high do you think you would get? Oh, I count for a week. You count for a week. So I think he wants to know what the number. I'd probably count to

30 or 40,000 I can't imagine. I would go all billion out of the guy make it though. Like it like a billion dollars is he's it I was wondering is it literally more money than you could possibly count you dead? I bet I got to a billion. That's counting to a million a thousand times. So here's what I calculate. Here's what I calculate on this. If you counted and you averaged one second a number, you got to think when you get to numbers like 398,456,112, it takes you more than a second to say.

So let's just, hey, let's make it easy to say, take a second to say every number on average. That would be a billion seconds. That'd be, I don't want to, I can't read how many minutes it is, it'd be 17,000 days. So it's count to a billion, 47.5 years to count to a billion. Not worth it. It would take you, it would be like an entire career. If you started when you were 20 and you went till you were 67, it's like your entire career is counting and then you get a billion

dollar sevens package at the end. I was about to say that it would be a cool thing to tell someone that you're a counter for living But they would ask you and you'd be like uh-uh 7000 No, what if you just couldn't stop like it just seems like an easy thing Well, I just keep counting until I just I would I would count to a hundred million But you probably wouldn't could you take a drink of water? No, you could you could live like eat and stuff like that But you just couldn't leave the room and you couldn't go like enjoy your money

Like that's the main thing is that when you stop counting to enjoy the money like what's that limit of okay? This is enough money. I want to go like spend some of this money and not count anymore Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen. I don't know if it was like so a Week is about half a million. It takes you two weeks to hit a million. Oh yeah, totally, I'll do that. You account for two weeks straight to make a million dollars. Yeah, absolutely. That's what I said.

Half a million. I would aim for a million, and that would be mine. That's also assuming 16 hours a day. For two weeks for a million dollars, I would do that. I also assume 365 days a year of the count. Not weekends or anything, because you just go straight and decide you're going to see. I could live, my means right now I could live off a million dollars for a decade you can live you can live off a million you can live

off a million dollars you can live off a hundred thousand dollars a year plus interest and notes tough life go very tough life what you say it I'm saying that be all you need if you do it right you know there's always the thing too there's always the thing where like you have this discussion always the jack yes in the room goes what is that after taxes it's you know this is a week to do this is a week to think we're like you have a discussion was that always the jacks in the room goes what is that after taxes it's you know and i think you have to tax that's what that is but every time you hear about some people in the lottery think that i want to hundred twenty million lottery

so is the jacks and the only that's only sixty million tax but that's not the fun couple i can't believe you're making fun of jacks like that you would say it's a yeah you just described jack i have to do it for himself if you want to be like uh... seventy-eight taxes

uh... that i use that you spend a hundred grand a year i'm saying i'm saying i could live easily off a hundred grand can you live easily off eighty grand a year i'm sure i'm sure that you're some level of saying like you don't have fun i mean if you want to do other things like you know you have some money but here's the here's a problem when you're when you. I mean, like if you want to do other things, like, you know, you could have some money. Well, here's the problem though, when you're deciding how much money that you need to survive,

if you take a job out of the equation, then you're just home all fucking day. You spend a lot more money when you're not working. When I was getting those skymalls, our binds are shit. Yeah, when I used to work at the call center, I thought it was my rationale is, I would work as much as I could,

I take other people's shifts, I do everything because my rationale My head was if I'm here, I'm not out spending money. I'm making money. It's like a double positive Yeah, money's coming in and money's not going out. They never factor that into like when you build up savings in the event The loser job when you lose your job you fly spends so much money because you have nothing to do all day Mm-hmm. You're just hanging out. That's why video game are probably the most cost effective habit You could probably have I mean if you got a friggin like a game fly account or something like that nothing to do all day mhm just hanging out that's why video game that probably the most cost effective habit you could probably have

it i mean if you got a friggin like a game fly counter something like that is that a sponsor for today i almost were to admit that they have been in the past but if you know but views that sixty bucks a week that's only two hundred fifty bucks a month that's only what uh... for every three months or four, uh, thousand dollars or four months. So three thousand dollars a year, three thousand dollars a year, you get away with all your entainment. That's a game of

week. That's not too bad. Sixty bucks a week. So I'm actually, I'm a little, I'm, I know I'm not supposed to talk about the Xbox Infinity or whatever it's going to be called. But one of the things that I just realized is I got more than one Xbox in my house. Yeah. It's going to cost me some money to replace. It's taking some time too. Assuming there's a constraint on launch units. That's true. That will you. We don't people in Microsoft, right? We won't have constraints.

Yeah, good luck with that. Yeah, that always works out for us. Would you do the counting thing? Would you do that for a start if you could? Would you just count and see how far you can take it? If you still make it make a million dollars and two weeks yeah but I'm just just how long would you make it would you do it if every ten that you counted I could do jizz in your head no so then basically you get paid ten bucks to get have it someone jizz on you ten dollars yeah but a bunch of times that doesn't make it yeah but there's a lot of gins.

Wait, you're in for volume. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Get and paid 10 bucks to have someone giz on your head. Sucks. Here's, but that wouldn't happen. Here's a better version for you than any time. It would happen all the time, every 10 seconds. Yeah, but in reality,

like I said, good stamina by the way. Yeah. In reality, that wouldn't happen because no one to pay you multiple times for that But in this why wouldn't they pay you multiple times? So we're not talking about reality? Yeah, so my scenario someone paying you to count that doesn't it's like an alternate I was a star I'm sure you want to universe it once you add the dudes gizzy and your head the whole model falls apart That doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

I was thinking about this variation for Gavin, which is if every Gavin was sat down at a microphone and a table, and every time I'm a microphone by the way. Oh, whatever, so he records you. Oh, you have to count into the microphone. Oh. You know, it's to imply that you,

that's all you're doing. So you're getting in from the microphone counting. Oh, see how it's sat. You get crazy. Yeah, and if, let's say this, let's say aliens did it with you, they said we're doing. So you're getting in front of the microphone counter. No, you're sat. You're good. Crazy. Yeah, and if let's say this, let's say aliens did it with you. They said, we're going to kill everyone in the planet, but we're going to have you count.

And every person, every time you count, is one person that can live. So if you count all the way up to 6 billion, which you couldn't, but you can count your whole life and save like two or three billion people, then you do it. Gavin, how far would Gavin get? He'd make it at 12. He'd be like, he would, he'd go like, 40s enough people.

Yeah. That's all I know. To get a chance somebody I know will survive. I mean, what order is it doing the people in? Is it because I know I don't know how it's in there. It's because what is it there? He's making deals with the aliens. Like, well, okay, is this London or America?

No, I'd be stuck. If I count it to 500,000, and they were all somewhere I've never been. Why? Because all the people I know would be dead. That's probably not my- If I count it to 500,000 and they were all somewhere I've never been. Why? Because all the people I know would be dead. That's probably not my- It's a possibility, a good probability that if you count it to 500,000, there would not be anyone from a single country you've been in. Yeah, well why are you saying that people in the world do you know?

How many people do you know? Guys. How many people work here? 50? 50? You don't even know all of that. I don't even know all of them. Wait, what was you guess?

Like people that you keep in contact with on a regular basis. Don't you keep in contact with on a regular basis? Yeah. Eight. Let's say a hundred. That's the way too many people. Let's assume for the sake of this argument that you're not you. Okay. Let's tell you how many people have on my quick dial on my iPhone.

That's how many people I'll tell you. You know, this is what a big number a billion is. I don't want to write it. It's like it's to write out a billion is a pain in the ass. I have to count the nine zeros I have 12 people on my favorites that I will accept calls from when I'm not a minor favorites. Yeah, I really yeah, it's Jack No Needs Gavin so don't feel bad really what does it take to make the cut if like the favorites override you do not disturb So if I'm asleep I'd have to be willing to take a phone call from you. Wow. to make the cut? If, like, the favorites override you do not disturb. So if I'm asleep, I'd have to be willing

to take a phone call from you. Wow, I make that cut. Well, if I really wanted to tell you something in the night, that's important. What? You didn't click. I'm gonna quit. What if a dude just done your head for $10?

Plus in another jacket? I don't want to worry about you. Wake up. So you know that number, a Google, with an oh, at the end, right? Yeah Googleplex What is it a one with a hundred zero? Yeah Googleplex is the number one of the hundred's not is that a Googleplex is a Google to the power of Google Is it okay? They're both it doesn't man. Anyway go ahead Anyway, right? So one with a hundred zeros at the end is a Google and then a Googleplex is Google to the power of Google.

But apparently, you can't write that anywhere. Like there's not enough stuff to write on to be able to write that. I've heard that before. I can't calculate what percentage of people you know at 100, and I can't even begin to calculate it. So yeah, infinite testimony, infinite testimony, small. small is that the right how many people on the earth six billion six billion seven changes all the time have you do you watch the FYI it changes all the time we don't have an exact number right now just don't fill you all the more people who are dead than they are alive are the people that I think I think that

this is actually a statistic that there are more people now living than have ever lived humiliatively, like combined. Yeah, I think that's correct. There are more people live right now than have ever lived. Yeah, it's like exponential, the growth. Yeah, they were plateauing now, aren't we?

I think when I was a kid, I remember it was four billion people in the plant, now it's not pushing six or seven. Yeah. But we're reaching a plateau, and I think we mentioned that before. Yeah. Do you watch? We are, I don't think China and India are. So we're all globally, we're reaching a plateau and I think we mentioned that before. Yeah, do you watch we are I don't think China

Overall globally we're reaching a plateau. So India's reaching any plate. How many people are dead? Well, they're Shut up. All of them moved so They're continuing to grow but more other countries are declining in growth and overall we're reaching an equilibrium as a planet Yeah, and have you do you watch the Vice documentary series on HBO? No. They had an episode recently where they visited slums in Mumbai. It's like a slum that 12 million people live in. Jesus.

And this is like open sewers in the street, awful living conditions. And I guess like these two billionaires have decided they want to build their houses in these slums So they are building skyscrapers for single families. There's two skyscrapers. One's us already done another one that's being built currently I want to say the one that's already done is 27 stories tall and requires a staff of 600 people in order to operate It's a single family home and the other billionaires building a 37 story skyscraper to be taller than the other guy

with two Olympic swimming pools. Wow. In the heart of this slum with 12 million people who sleep at their sewing machines where they work and have like open sewage running through the street. That's how like escape from New York begins, right? I mean, it's like a 12 million people looking at, you know, though the .01% yeah, and it is tear it down, right? There's enough people there to at, you know, the 0.01%

Yeah, and it is tear it down, right? There's enough people there to say, you know, how many, how many guards do you think protect those? Probably 595. Yeah. Dude, that must, it surely gets the point where you're building a place so big as inconvenient for you.

Like you say to your brother, you know, come and meet me by the pool, he's missing the point. What do you mean? He's got like architecture. He's like, this would be inconvenient for you. No, you can be a flamboyant and mental with it. But it's inconvenient.

Like, meet me at the pool. And then you go to the boys like, damn him and the other pool. And then you have to go a little way up. Or for 12 million people, it's even more convenient. You say, meet me at the food nago. There is no food. That's also the point that Gus was making, I think. With the 12 million people who live in Islam

next to a single dude who's got this building. Aren't those the slums that are from one dog millionaire? Yeah, it's one dog millionaire. You should absolutely should watch that advice show if it was really, really interesting. Well, that's the thing to think about here, dude, is we're talking about a billion dollars.

There's many people in the world, I mean, a ton of people, but there's at least a few heads, few dozen people in the world who have many billions of dollars Mm-hmm many billions of dollars. Yeah, that's a lot of money. Yeah Where was Bill Gates 57 billion? He's back up number one on the list again Is it really yeah, I thought he's given away most of the way. Yeah, but he's back to number one I guess because Microsoft stock has gone back up So like his worth has increased as a result and he's back at the number one literally now

I think he's giving away mosquitoes at this point, right? That's his main thing is malaria malaria. I had to talk re-open the mosquitoes in the whole room Yeah, yeah, yeah, you had a jar of mosquitoes like yeah, so mosquitoes carry Marlaria And he's open it up and let him lose he's like it's a problem in most of the world So why not have it be up wrong here too? Yeah, what a clock I was like to motivate people to want to cure it. Yeah, what? Commodivate them. It's like oh, people to want to cure it. Yeah. What? To motivate them, it's like, oh, you're sick now.

You better work on that cure. Yeah, well, thank God he's like, you're in rabies. I'm not going to let this last few minutes of bachelors out. I'm like, why am I supposed to run into the audience? I would love to see that. I'm supposed to fall from the ceiling. Fall off. I hear them.

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Oh, absolutely. By that. No, so he's saying, too, they also have the section, the lost chapters. Yeah. Yeah, those cuts. So if you've already listened to the abridged version, you can just catch up and listen to the they also have the section the law shepherds. Yeah, yeah, that was cut So if you already listened to the bridge version you can just catch up in the park So you see Max Brooks the guy who wrote world or z basically come out and said yeah pretty much the only thing for the movie world War Z that they took is the name of it like the author came out and said yeah, it's not anything But he also people are like just reading that headline. They're not reading the right stuff. He's still a coach people to watch it

He said but that's the way works yes that's you know he we he there he wasn't disowning the move here anything like that if you can tell it's like if you gave it interview you like you mother fucker made the headline it's a read my statement i said they took the title that's about it but you know they adapted in the movie they wanted to make yeah what he said was like it was its own story that stood on its own

yeah something like that's like yeah i mean what is it but i mean, why buy the rights to a book and then don't even touch the adaptation? Like don't do it, you know, that's why pay Tom Cruise $30 million to play a part in a movie, you know, because it's marketing. It's just, it's well known. And that's the whole thing. Just want to get people in the seat opening weekend.

But I mean, you say Brad, you'd regularly release those lists that show how much money an actor will bring in two a movie. Yes. So it's like, you pay, yeah, so and so X number of dollars, you will get X times $1.7 back in the box office. You think that carries over for books though? I mean, like, you say Brad Pitt zombie movie. Well, I'm just very proud of it. Well, World War Z has recognition. I guess so. Hey, what? I mean, the biggest franchise in the last 10 years, I'm just very caught up. Well, World War Z has recognition. I guess so.

People like, yeah. I mean, the biggest franchise in the last 10 years, they actually use the story, though. Well, I get what you say. I'm talking about, like, just paying for the name. Yeah. I mean, people who are casual World War Z leaders, they're like, oh, yeah, I read that book.

So different acts have different cash multiplies. Yeah, some have like negative multipliers. They're actually literally the money. I mean, okay, I will say, it kind of makes me happy how far away they've gotten because that means they can go back later and then do it in a different way, doing a different manner. Like, honestly, I would love to see a mini-series, like some sort of HBO mini-series with all the stories. It's perfect for that sort of- But it wouldn't make money that way, would it?

It does mentally, though, fuck it up for the general populist work. Yeah. Oh, I love the World of War movie it's like oh this not the movie this is now the book or they want the one nerds like or they want to be in the read the book but this is a lot of this you know the walkers the president is the the the move or the tv show totally different the graphic novel but it's very much a spirit of the game the graphic novel it's very much the spirit but plot wise it's

very different mainly characters that die or live or even exist in the tv series are much different than what are in the graphically game of thrones like their stuff that's happening in the show that hasn't happened in the books and vice versa so um let's talk about the more the sport kind of cast it's the books are more in depth and they tend to cut stuff now i think third season the game of thrones they started to add stuff in yeah actually who's right on the books Where are you in the books? I just finished one. I'm about to start to she says that the current scenes with the on Greyjoy Which they keep showing those scenes where he's in that room with that guy that? The stuff I know I'm not out of the stuff

Those scenes seem very repetitive those aren't even the book at all. Hmm. Like those are those happen off screen for off page Off page so it was that character done by that point in the book at all. Like those are, those happen off screen for off page. Off page. So is that carried to done by that point in the book? I don't know. Maybe they just want to show you. She's very careful not to spoil for me, because I don't want to. I just finished the first book.

Oh, you read it fast. I did read fast. I got to be fast because I got to where we are. They're dense books, too, right? They're pretty thick. I'm read on a candle, so I don't know. Yeah, they're pretty thick. I felt like.

I wrote the same side. I know. It was a fun thing. Even though I knew the story and I was excited to read i felt like the the first book was kind of a slow start a lot of setting up and a lot of school stuff that so do you think i'll do a prequel with all the mad king stuff that isn't shown but talked about all the time i think the biggest

concern that i've heard is the guy who writes a george r r martin that he's got how many how many books that you have left to more books left to write and he's got how many how many books does he have left to write two more books left to write and he's old dude yeah what i heard is that he's told like two of the key producers for the show like what the roadmap is oh really yeah so that if you want to go to road wars he that's not so good but i also read uh uh... white runners what are the producers who said that the show was is only

expected to go on for seven seasons the show is only expected to go on for seven seasons. The show is only expected to go on for seven seasons. Well, you know, we're, we're, we're expected. We're going to talk a lot about Game of Thrones and spoiler cast and we'll talk about a month from now. But we talk specifically about plot stuff. This is all ancillary things.

That's true. I've also the books at some point. The different characters in different places get so dense for the individual characters that he split off and didn't cover entire characters in one of the books Yeah, I heard that was like a big break in point for some people They even have some of the show now where there's like certain plot lines is they won't touch for a whole week last night Certain characters were in there that I wanted to see I know a couple of different ones There's they always do that. They always they always end on something awesome And then it's like you want to see what happened they won't even touch it map. Come on. Yep

Very very frustrating. But title can art had nudity, adult sexual content and graphic violence. All those made me happy. So how can you have sexual content without nudity? Is it just like thrusting and dry-humping and that? You can have like, they could like, discuss rape in depth. Just throw something out there. You know, you would be very like a downer.

That was a bit of a downer. There's a lot of community I've got to be honest. It's good that the first thing that came to mind is because that's all over the goddamn book. It's really a downer, man. It's a big downer. What, rape? Yeah, yeah.

It's a big, it's a lot of it. A lot of it going on in the book. Very disturbing. It's brutal. It's a different time. Even like, even like characters that you like follow and you're interested in knowing about, some of you guys are like, oh yeah, she was taken hostage by the guy and she was raped a bunch and then she came back.

That's like did you need to bring that up? I mean it was that important to make that because she never appeared this one character who never appears on screen. It's a Ned sister and you learned about her stuff goes on. Where are you? We were getting this boiler stuff. That's not I'm not spoiling anything in the show though. Don't worry. So this is a big week So we have the Xbox reveal tomorrow new daff punk album comes out tomorrow, which we've been very very excited I just thought that forgot about like eight times now. It's they've released a single and then you can stream it on iTunes. Yes And so the actual People do you think canceled their pre-order after listening to the stream? I know you know like I listened to three months

I was like I wasn't as blown away as I'd like But I was also kind of casually listening to it, just having the background while I was working. And I'm still going to buy it. I mean, I'm still going to listen to the full. I was, I don't know, I felt like that getting lucky songs was really good. And I listened to the stream and I was like, I'm not like until there's no big like holy crap, like real energetic type song, which kind of, they've been known for that.

I mean, like, no robot rock or something like that, where it's just like, you know, harder, faster, stronger, or what it, it's like a real good song, kind of, you know been known for that. I mean like no robot rock or something like that where it's just like you know harder faster stronger or what it's like a real good song kind of you know gets you pumped up there's not it from what I can tell the doesn't seem like there's much of that. It just seems like good background potty music. Yeah yeah it's a good sort of chill out. Bung it on it. I don't really pay attention. I saw what was last time you listen to death punk album the whole way through though. I mean we're all doing it with this one. I have I have their live album alive which is like it's like it's like three albums mixed into one and it's like 18 tracks it's like two hours long. They play concert live

in front of a bunch of people. Gas punk live. Yes. They didn't do anything live they did they did they? Yeah they did they mix all the stuff together they play that as well. We talked about this last time. We have like chapters to learn from their iPod. What do you think DJs do when they play live? Do you think that it's hit a button and it's stand there? I'm not even convinced it's now under there. We talked about this. I think it's just two random blokes. The nearest two blokes who have been Dough Punk get up on stage and they play the stuff that's already recorded. No, I learned I think reddit taught me this. You know Fred Armason from Portland, you know, you know he's one of the blue men? No, he was in the background. He was one of their drummers. Like he wasn't one of the blue men.

Oh, yeah. Okay. I saw that thread as well. Why, is there any sun blue men? Yeah. Well, they're anonymous, they're like what you're saying. And they just replace those guys. But they were smart enough to make a thing that appears to be the same people over and over again. But they just like, there's like five-person show.

So like, they have locked down shows in Las Vegas in Orlando and they have a touring show as well. And there's like five or six of those guys that rotate out. So how many men have been blue men? I don't know. But they also they also have like a backup band as well. Being in the blue man group, I'm very excited that arrested development starts up again.

Is that this week? This weekend, I think. What is that on? Netflix. It's on Netflix. Yeah, okay. And then also Friday is fast in the theory six, which looks incredible. I'm gonna watch that.

I'm very, very excited for that. I'm gonna go see that in D box. Are you really? Sure. I want to see it in D book. When is it open? Uh, this Friday. Did you see Star Trek yet?

No, I was gonna go see it, but we just came out. Eh. I invited you to go see it. And Gus wouldn't go see it because Gus doesn't see movies on opening weekend. I don't see movies like the first two or three weeks open. I was gonna see Iron Man this past weekend and I realized that it hadn't been out long enough so I didn't see it. Because Gus is gonna run into people like he's gonna be around other people. But the Alamo is the perfect place for you. Yeah.

It's tiny. No, they don't tolerate to the seat. I want this taken. I have to fucking show up. I have to show up like an hour early. Oh, reserved. Reserved. It is sit next to some jackass. You don't sit next to Esther. If I could buy, will they let me buy four tickets? Yeah, and then just take the middle ticket. Or hire someone like me to come to sit next to you. And you have to be the regular.

I'm angry. You're the street. Yeah, usually the people were talking at the beginning when the game had started at my house last night. And everyone was like, I jumped, shut up. I don't know, I don't know who was talking. Who was talking? Who was it? I don't know fucking band was talking last night and we're you got shut up name names I demand to know is it miles miles shot there was a dog there

shit dog was talking hey speaking of which so the as part of YouTube comedy week as well um uh the teaser trailer for red version blue season eleven has come out uh... with the release date of the relationship was published on their everything else well and i think we made it pretty clear early on we talked about reverse blue that that he said this season of reverse blue we're not going to talk a lot about it before uh... comes out that they'll just be up here comes and it's coming out and that's where we are right now it's about to come out so let's talk about it

no do you know and the reason for that is that we've been we've been this year we've been having to do a lot of publicity and a lot of hype about it. No, it's two, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, four, know, and go crazy, you know, and like try to publicize the hell out of it, that a lot of new people are gonna discover it through that, they're gonna discover it because it's good and people show it to them. So we're just concentrating on making the show as good as possible, and not like generating essentially our own noise.

That's a good plan. YouTube, did you read the new stat now? What? Right, so frightening. Now they're up to every single minute, a hundred hours of footage are uploaded. Wow. Every minute on YouTube. A hundred hours.

Yeah. So we're now up to over four days, every minute. Are they gonna have to eventually stop clearing stuff off and deleting it? I should've said more hard drives. But how many hard drives can you have before you go stuff? A Googleplex?

How big are like, I would love to see like their first initial server base. Like how big that initial capacity was. And before they added, like, what was that first, like how much of it, we've got four terabytes, that should be enough. I wonder what that initial thing was and what they're at now.

That'd be so much. I'm sure it's crazy, I mean, Google for their search has those huge distributed farms of computers, I'm sure they could do the same thing for YouTube. You watch, I look at these stats up, I'm gonna navigate away from this page, but I thought I'd bring it up uh... we're talking about world populations

you want to hear some numbers for real population of the million now right uh... yes it's point four five as of two thousand five we were six point four five billion so we're probably over seven at this point projective for two thousand fifteen seven point two projective for two thousand fourteen seven point one five over seven at this point. Do you think projected for 2015 to 7.2? Okay. So. Projected for 2014 to 7.15. So yeah, we're probably saying that. Did you know that at the time of, uh, zero AD, time of Christ, if you will, uh, that the

total population of the earth was 200 million people. It was less than the population of the United States. That's more than I would have expected, I think. It was one million people in 10,000 BC. Obviously. How long have you made it? Humans have been around like 200,000 years or something haven't they?

Depends on your yes, but your yes sure. Earth's only a 4,000 years old, yeah. What? Depends on your yes. Depends on who you ask. I'm asking that science. Science. It all depends.

I mean, they can't pinpoint exactly when homo sapiens like just clicked and came on, you know. But yeah, I think that what we consider to be like humans, like what we have now civilization, 20,000 years to 815,000 years. 15,000, 20,000 years. Yeah. Did you know what?

I heard a fucking awful conversation the other day. I was waiting in line for a fucking snow cone. Don't get me started on that. Why? And there were people behind me talking about, wait, wait, wait, you started yourself on that. Why are you in a snow cone? Why is it a snow cone? Snow snow cone and for some reason like I

there was a snow cone way you went out in public this is the line you want to see a movie but you go out and buy a snow cone I didn't like to explain you're waiting to talk over me in all those two words you got to go real quick we're all gonna guess what flavor of these guys boring vanilla

cherry cherry yeah he's coming down he's I'm gonna go like this is like his Mexican roots coming out I'm gonna go papaya papaya I want to cherry they didn't have it so I got cherry lime made I guess I'll take that one there's this you do well this is the place I wanted to go to I've always wanted to get a snow cone from but I never have a Casey Snowballs place off of like airport in 51. Oh, no, go ahead. I always drive by always alive So finally yet yesterday. I was like fuck it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna wait live We didn't like 25 fucking minutes. Not worth it. Not worth it. Which is it? Is it a big snow? Which I got a snow beach anyway People behind me were talking about Latin. They were like, does anyone speak Latin anymore?

No, no, no, no, it speaks Latin. No one knows how the words are pronounced, whatever, whatever. They're like, was Latin the first language? Yeah, yeah, I think so. No, no, I think it was the first written language. Oh, yeah, yeah, right. It was the first written language. Were you standing in front of Gavin?

25 minutes of this. 25 minutes of these fucking morons talking about how Latin was the first written language and like one of the earliest languages in the world. You waited in line for 25 minutes? I can't imagine that in the sun. I was under some shade to get it And then you got all the way up to the guy and you said I want a cherry snow kind of goes we don't have it And you know you get cherry so I made that's the best part of the story You had to do all that bullshit. You knew you get your cherry snow. What's the cherry level?

Was it like pre- premixed together or something? Cherry the cherry just so you just said they didn't have cherry and you asked them if it's premixed So I guess this is components they would have to mix to make cherry lime made cherry lime and AIDS With that he just said it in a cherry of course it was fucking premium. All right. All right. That's pretty stupid you in Language, too. I don't know what the first language was i think the first what do you say what is that he's talking about it's i think like uh... this the first written language i i know of i think was like the

summaries at that uniform uh... language i need to say chinese refers to everything it's fine or the chinese person everything i still argue i think the summaries were first i i think it's a crazy fact we're talking about those facts that blow your mind did you know that the the uh... distance in time if you want to call that the amount of time between uh... the pyramids of gisa being built and clear patria is greater than the amount of time between clia patria and us really yeah

well like that shit was fucking ancient by the time she had a great time clia patria showed up that's crazy yeah that's probably not together because it's all I guess I make sense I mean you're talking about Elizabeth Taylor Cleopatra. Yeah, I'm talking about the movie. Let's say well, yeah, obviously. I'm gonna get me started on 10 commandments I guess I make sense. I mean she was around in like Roman times, right? All right people on Twitter watching know that some some lawyers can still speak Latin Gus Thank you, Twitter.

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Yes, sure. Let me say that is it true I'm not sure doing this start making up shouldn't say you know what the Latin because it's always like something It kind of sounds like the English name, but it's longer and different. Get to the point. But gorilla, I think the Latin name is gorilla gorilla gorilla. Right. No, that's correct. What?

You got a lap time. You got to look this up. What is Latin for gorilla? What is Latin for gorilla? What is gorilla in Latin? No, what's gorilla's Latin name? What is gorilla's Latin name? What is gorilla in Spanish?

Latin Japanese Latin? Alright. What is the Latin name for gorilla? There's some wiki answers. Get ready for this. So it's gotta be real. The only thing better would be answers. Yahoo.com.

There's some sites where it's like, how is that before? I get information and I'm like, this is totally bullshit. I don't live anything on this website. There's not a single real entry on it. Well, we got gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla gorilla. That's only two not three. The Western Lollangrilla has the Latin name gorilla gorilla. Oh, look at you.

How did you know that? I know Latin. How did you know that? Like you are a person who thinks that time comes through electrical sockets. But you know like like you are a person who thinks that time comes through electrical sockets But you know like the Latin for gorilla Yeah, you know, I've got you think that why would you think that I don't know I tried to ask him you wouldn't elaborate Do you remember where you learn every single thing you learn?

No, because I New thing that you learned that where you learned it We cascade upon it everything you learn, there's a two-step process. Two things you have to learn. It's like shit. I learned this and I work at it. And I was over there on the right now. Would you want to remember everything?

Like, yeah. Now I'm going to think about it. Think about it. Because you're assuming you'll be able to pick through and say, oh, I want to remember this thing. But what if you like had so much in your head? It was like a slow disk. Yeah, I would love it if everything was like a video.

And I could see exactly what happened the whole time. Would you be okay with like, what about the time I was in fifth grade and like, I was on your remembered fifth grade and then you're like, no, it was a couple days after this, but you don't remember exactly where it was, like finding things on a videotape. Well, you could kind of skip ahead with key points,

couldn't you? Oh, this was before I got hit in the head with this. If you skipped to get hit in that, I guess you would remember that too. Yeah. Remember the whole thing. You would be going to the event that you remember. So you could just hone right in on that. It would be pretty cool. Yeah. You know, supposedly there's some drug that you go and you take it and you relive the entirety of your life from your memories. Terrible. What's that? Terrible. No, no, no, it's something. It's like Vietnam. You need to have like a guide who sits there and watch you do.

It's all the time. We've talked about it. It's pretty stupid. I don't know what's called. Are you guys really solving? I sit there and watch you. I want to say I heard this on the Howard Stern Show that Robin went and was like investigating this.

I don't know if she did it or not, but there's some. It's not solving it, right? No, solving it lasts like four seconds. Hold on. Don't do solving it. No, no, no. This is what the video's on YouTube. It's enough. It's more funny from the't do salvage. Yeah, no, no. Just watch the videos on YouTube. It's enough.

It's more funny from the outside looking in. Yeah. It always is. But it is cool to see how exactly stuff happened or where an idea came from. Well, because Jeff and I have been building a lot of Minecraft stuff, and we've been recording as we build it. And sometimes we'll come up with an idea for a different video

in the video that we're making. And I forget all this. So we'll put out a video, and then a month later, the lets build will come out and be like, oh, this is where we came up with, you know, Ray's cake wall or something. It's kind of interesting to see how we came up with the idea. Because you don't see that very much.

So you guys record yourself while you're, while you're, we just chat while we build stuff. And that a lot of the time will spawn new ideas. This is true. I will watch Let's Play's now. And there's stuff in there I do not remember saying, or even talking about, like, huge swass of the videos that you don't even remember. Because I thought that would be a thing because it's just talking.

But you've even had it with stuff that you've written. Like you have it with red versus blue, which you wrote every single word for a long time. After I write a draft of a script, and this time, well, we'll get later once the season starts. We'll talk a little more about the structure of it this time. But whenever I write a draft for a script, I don't, well, we'll get later once the season starts, we'll talk a little bit more with the structure of it this time. But whenever I'd write a draft for a script, I'd have to go back and watch the whole series again just to make sure I wasn't like covering something that I already covered before. Not just for continuity sake, but literally that I'm not repeating myself. Play driving yourself.

Do you think that if your memory was wiped of all of Revers' blue and then you watched it, would it be the funniest thing you've ever seen? Well, no, yeah, I think so because because it's like written for my humor, right? Well, the stuff I don't remember when we sit there and we watch it, because I don't remember, I find it fucking hilarious. I'm like, that's the perfect joke. Get down here.

But it's only because my brain wrote it. So, of course, my brain point. And everything that you find funny is like, that's so dumb. That's so dumb. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Usually I make that laugh. Gus, how's RTX going?

Why, why you gotta be a downer? Nah, it's going great, aren't you? It's going really well. I thought you recap this week, it's actually really funny. You and the Incinvichinal, right? Yeah, we were actually in the wrong exhibit hall. The exhibit hall, the art kick is actually gonna be in, it had something going on.

So we filmed it in the exhibit hall that our kicks was in last year. Oh, okay, look familiar. Yeah, it's good. We have some good announcements we're getting ready to make this pretty soon. Yeah, there's some really cool stuff. I got to chat with you about some Achimo Hunter stuff. Yeah, yeah, sorry, we're gonna talk about last week

but I was out. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, things are coming together really well. I think we, at this point, we already have more than double the content we had last year, both on the floor and panel wise, which is good, because we're getting days. Don't hold the people up.

Yeah, and an extra day. So are we doing anything big for July 4th? Is there anything going on with that? It's going to be the Thursday before our TSP comes on Friday. Nothing's planned yet. We may throw something together, but nothing at the moment. I'm sure we'll come up with something. Yeah.

It's scary. It's like I was looking at the Pax site earlier for Pax Australia. I was like, oh man, Pax Australia is only 59 days away. It was like, wait, that's like two weeks after I get a fuck. So that Pax Australia is gonna be fun. It's three of us, right? Yeah, that's gonna be good times. Yeah, yeah, I booked my affair today. Yeah, I get a book mine. But yeah, fucking flying a goddamn flying to be the other side of the world's expensive. It sucks. Yes.

But yeah, and it's always complicated too. It's like, well, so like the flight I booked out there has one extra stop more than I'm used to taking, but it's like two hours faster than flying the way I normally fly. I don't know why you would prefer that just the faster travel time. I would much prefer less things to do, like less stops.

One was for two hours less time. But you can just sleep it away. No, it's like in the internet, it's like a layover. There's a giant layover at the international terminal of an airport. So you won't be on a plane just sleeping. Well, the hotel the international tour. It depends on the hotel.

It's LAX, which sucks. LAX international is suck. Yeah, bless you. Thank you. Yeah, what's your worry? I see you're right. Yeah, the LAX international terminal does kind of suck. Yeah, it's pretty all this. You know,

it's a kind of suck. It's suck. The Sydney International Terminals like a shop girl for the next thing in the Galleria. It's nuts. I thought that flat into Australia was going to be so much worse than it was. It's a lot of babies. Do you remember it at all now that you've taken it?

I just had a giant sleep. I remember mine. Dude died on it. Sorry. It's hard to forget. Oh, so I did a douchebag thing. Oh please, joking. I bought the rumble.

That's not a douchebag thing. No, I think it's douchebag thing. No. And I made the mistake. Can you literally have a room. All I have is one room. I made the mistake of unpacking it and pulling the little battery tab out and just pressing clean and then leaving.

That thing trashed the place. Absolutely mulled it. It, when I found it. We got to tag along the cords and shit. When I found it, my laptop was dragged off the table on its side. The cord was wrapped around the brushes about 70 times. It was upside down and it was wet. So the only thing I could think it did was that it went all the way around,

drove in the shower for a bit, then went under my desk and obliterated everything on there. That thing is a nightmare. Good guy. So you have a puppy. Then went under my desk and obliterated everything on there. That thing is a nightmare. Good god. You have a puppy, no, basically. It's like, I picture like, it's like, it got wound up in the cord for the laptop, fell over upside down, got so upset that it wet itself. Yeah, it's like, I don't know how they can get upside down. All I could see was the red light underneath flashing and it occasionally would just go be like error

We pick up the room but I'll move it somewhere else and it's just like soaking wet. Oh my god Where'd you go? I just went in there. I just went into the other house. You hung out? Yeah, I just hung out for like an hour or two Well, destroy your place. Have you ever run it again since? No Gonna pick your chords up. Yeah, I thought it's been a knock at 10 more chords. It says that on the box It also says it doesn't go upside down Rumba now with no upside down. I mean maybe whatever the war started climbing the ceiling It's not gonna run out of battery. You just fell the upside that is that that thing was full Full of dice. They must have gone under my bed even make a difference was you still look really No, no, it's clean. Oh really? Yeah, it just built just well So your shower doesn't have a lip or anything that like it just goes right in it does but the my bathroom

I was a lip on it too So it went up that and I guess it just went up and it didn't come with any lighthouses You know what those are the little things to block it. Yeah, but you need two C batteries for that, and I only had one. I can't be bothered with that. Yeah, those are great. You can just like block it off. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna block all my cords,

and then do what you didn't set it to 8 a.m. every day and just have it wait me up. Yeah. Cause the little chime it makes is like, do do do do do. Yeah, and you want to do it. Oh, it's all gonna kick off. Woo.

Yeah. It's great. It's a great alarm clock. If you have a room, but you should absolutely use it as your alarm clock. If you you don't and the very cool thing is you can just press dark And it finds its way back. That is top But still you have to get up. It's like the alarm clock that runs away from you Yeah, we can get it's like

Back when I did you couldn't but still it's like You're you're intended to let it run you're intended to not Turn it off because your your place won't be clean. That's true So you want to let it run to clean your place. So it's turned off to get up. Yeah, it really, it really affects you. It really affects you. Yeah, DJ Roomba running around as well.

DJ Roomba. That'd be great, you know? That'd be funny if someone just had like a very clean line on their floor from where they just turn it off immediately every time it's done. It's like, yeah. That's too smooth. Like the snooze. It's like it's cleanering, it's super polished and shiny.

Confirmed to everything else. So every day at a clock it It's like you're a deaf But I literally yeah, I can't think of anything I could have put in my room and just walked away from the would have caused more chaos cat. I could have put a What would have done that Wolverine to your Get a new puppy and put it in there and walk away for an hour to you We should stop that we should not show which is worse We're gonna get a new puppy and try to watch the other ones.

Get a new... Did you get a new puppy at your house? Do you know? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Why would I go somewhere else and deal with someone else's dog? You can't even deal with a dog. He's shit and people have to smell it.

You told me that. Only a few people did. You could have been on our side. You'd have been fun. I can't believe he's even trying to make this argument. I can't believe he even tried to make this argument. We were outdoors True we watch out. Yeah, that's not a selling point. Okay. Yeah, that sounds even worse. Yeah, we were out of cherry flavoring too I didn't bring that up had I know what we're in cherry flavor get to wait like an hour and a half to watch it

Can we watch it right when it air? Right? We'll coach you out on the cherry snow cone. Would that do it? No lines. No one will talk about Latin. You just have a cherry snow cone and enjoy Game of Thrones. Would that get you to come out? Maybe. Can we? We don't have a buffer area. We're no one can get close to me. We were in out the the draft house and watched the finale. I don't think you can because it's paid.

Thank you. That's true. You know how you sometimes hide from your neighbors and stuff like that? Yeah. If you saw me in a place you didn't expect to see me just like walking past me in the street, would you avoid me? No, I'd say I do. I had that. You did?

I did. I ran into Chris Demaris at HEV this weekend. Yes, Sunday, actually, yesterday. And we said hello, but you're at the grocery store. So then you end up doing this business, like going out on a aisle, and you keep crossing to the first time you say hello, but you're at the grocery store. So then you end up doing this business Like going out and you keep crossing to the first time you say hello and then by the second time happens You I legitimately hated him. I wish I didn't know you at this point now I wish you would just leave and all that stuff and we also caught each other looking each other's cards When we first said hello, I caught him looking in my in my cart and I looked in his cart too

One of the most embarrassing things like like dopey shit, by the way. I'm an almond and... Like a moth. Cove in a covered almond. Walmart milk. Beena has really awkward when you say buy to someone and then he both go the same way. It's like, uh... I was like, I see in here and then you can walk to the other car and go to the park and do each other's...

We both got to walk like 10 minutes in the same direction. Yeah. But it's also really awkward when you're meeting up with someone and it's just two people, so it's you and them. And you see them from a long way away, but you can't say hi to them awkward when you're meeting up with someone and it's just two people, so it's you and them. And you see them from a long way away, but you can't say hi to them yet because you're too far away. I find that bit really awkward, where two people are walking towards each other and I don't know where to look.

I like look at the ground until I'm up right there. It's like, oh hi, how's it going? Because otherwise, you just, I mean, what do you do? Yeah. So you talked about running into Chris at HB, right after we hired Brandon. I want to say it's like a month after we had hired Brandon. I still didn't know him very well.

I ran into him at HB with his girlfriend at the time. Yep. And he tells me that he saw me first. And he was like, he in his mind, he thought, oh, this is going to be really awkward. Then he came up and said hello anyway. And then he was like, yeah, that was totally awkward. That was a big mistake.

Because like you said, you run into each other again. It's like, you really don't know each other yet. Awful, awful. To this day, Brandon and I still, like, it's like a battle scar like, oh yeah, that time we saw each other at HB. I was awful, I don't know how we got through that. Maybe I'm sorry.

I've never recovered with you. I mean, that would be like the end of, you can have a relationship with the possibility. Friendship potential now is ruined. Yeah, it's absolutely ruined. I made it a point today. We have a new employee who started last week who's handing out a lot of our video wrangling

and ingestion. I had not spoken to her yet since she started. I made it a point to go to her desk today and be like, listen, you've already been here a week. I'm going to introduce myself because I don't want this to get weird. I was like, when Lindsay started, she was here for months before I finally talked to her.

I don't want to get to that level i mean we're the point now we are we want to share the money with a char we have a lot of people working here and to the point now with this people i just don't recognize anymore liais assume i'm like all right i have no idea who's of like if we fans comes to the door i would as let them in but got a go have fun animating you just said that someone like anyone could just get a jump in now.

Well now we actually we have a receptionist now so they would we should just do it now. We've had a receptionist for like three years. No we're not for the past couple weeks. We've sort of been been in between. Because I have to go ahead either it will. It used to be Gus and I but now I have to go ahead and so door every time the door will be. Oh shit I get to the door like ten times a day. Why what?

I didn't even sit by it. I have to fucking answer the goddamn door. Oh it's what we should do. We set up an empty desk in a chair. See if it gets filled See if someone likes if someone comes in to say hi and then they just come and stuff like putting an a quarter under a tree Goes away just have a giant net above it. I don't know why that made me think about this But did any of you see the gross thing that's into parking lot over at the studio? No, no, it's a decapitated bird There's a no it is a bird's head all

right side of the opposite of the cat's head is flattened so it's a I was walking and I was like what is that it's a bird's head it was like where's the rest of the bird I did that you we should look on the security we should look at the security if we did the exact same thing because I won't pass it I was like it's a like a big streak of liquid and what looks like a funny bird and I was like no that's a full- streak of liquid and what looks like a funny burn. And I was like, no, that's a full-size bed of it. It's just the head. And then it was like a big smear of blood.

I was like, what's the body? Yeah, what happened? It's fucking the magic of like, if that was a person, like you're walking over there, like, oh, it's Gus's head. Where's his body? I don't know. Like, what a fucked up world a bird lives in. Where it's like, that's something that can happen.

Your head is flat somewhere. The body's over in the head. You're just, that just that's it let's just imagine the bodies off somewhere living a happy life without the Gavin said the bird the bird wasn't to capitated the ten was the body yeah it was to but it but the body the body the head and the bird is a capitated bird that no a capitated bird would have a head okay so we capitated yes you're a capitated bird would have a head. Oh, okay. So we capitated. Yes, you're a capitated. But he's his head.

That's his point. He said his person is in his head. Yeah, like that's what I'm saying. Like I said before. He's not decapitated. When you get your head caught, you're just getting your body chopped off. Yeah.

Cause your head is in your head. Cause you are in your head. Right. And obviously, Wow. Point of view. Yeah, it is. And that was the other thing we took out once,

where it's like, how do people know that they're in the head? Well, like if you had to say like where are you in your body? If you had to point point to where you are right now your cock Okay, fair enough. No my balls Balls, which one you have a scene down the middle of your crotch Which is creating a separation that I don't like looking at and I'm looking at the wide-shot I I'm not the one either side. You're the wide shot, right? Oh, I'm really good at wide shot. That must do. So I think the term for that. I think the term for that. Oh, no, no, you're on this. Get a zoom on it.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. It's kind of like a camel toe kind of. It's called the moose knuckle. Is that a proper term? Moose knuckle? Yes. I moved, now they're both on the left side. Oh, Jesus.

If you didn't adjust, that means one of them must have been smushed into the other side. You know, when you have like two bulls and mozzarella. Can you adjust that? Don't you have a steel cage of mozzarella. Can you adjust that? Don't you have a steel cage around one of your balls now? Like a steel mesh. No, it's just a staple.

It's so too sweet. It's not a mesh gun, radio. It's like a serenade. We got that little voice. It's like serenade. It's like serenade. We got that little voice. Sometimes when I get kicked in the nuts,

my junk just gets pfft. I'm gonna readjust a little capsules. So you don't really want to do these all that time? You have no problems, Jesse. I don't want to, I don't know how many podcasts have stayed into the subject of my personal test. Yeah, I don't know. I'm not wasting with the video podcast starts with your dick immediately. Is it really?

Immediately. Well, that's the first conversation. Absolutely. That's a accomplishment. That's my camera. Great. Great. That's not like it.

Did anyone make that time to dick spreadsheet? There's been talk of it. I think it's a work in progress. Do you get it together people? I've put the average time to dick is like three minutes. Okay, people in Twitter keep asking two questions over and over again. First of all, what is red versus blue season 11 about? And then the other one is they want two teams. Two teams of soldiers.

It is. The teaser is actually one of the more informative teasers in the history of the company uh... this actually sets up the premise for season eleven uh... which is that the two teams being in this canyon uh... there was some debate whether or not it was church or wash that's wash uh... church careliner off having our adventures uh... and the other thing was about uh... immersion uh... that episode brand new where you who can come out and talk about immersion uh... brand newt probably immersion that episode Brandon were you who can come out and talk about immersion? Brandon's probably

You can do it. You can call himself so we're gonna talk to you about the studio Can we be Brandon can feed him his voice through Kyle Kyle just slouch down and then start talking I'll be it good. Well, let's see if he can jump on he might he might not be set up for it We had we were kind of running around frantic last minute Guys, I'm getting one of the screenshots of you looking at your testicles All right, here we are. Hey, I'm just kidding, one of the screenshots of you looking at your testicles. By the way, you're welcome. All right, here we are. Hey, there's Brandon.

All right, what's up guys? So what's the story on the new episode of immersion? It's all coming out on Thursday. What's that? No, no, no, no, Wednesday, as 3pm. Is that approved? Is that all good to go? as Is that approved? Is that all good to go?

Brennan's the Paul Schaefer of the Reef I don't know when a light turns on and the cockroaches in the room All right, so we think it's gonna be approved for sometime later this week No, it's all good. It's coming out Hey Brennan, Brennan, this is a new episode of immersion coming out on I Am I Said it I love it didn't turn around you totally Yeah, it's not with it

It is coming out on Wednesday okay, great coming out Wednesday. So there you go internet Brand new information cut away from itself all right Wednesday And then Wednesday so new immersion. Alright Wednesday. Wednesday. So new immersion coming out Wednesday. New immersion. I don't know how to lie about it. I only saw it on.

I saw it. I saw it. I saw it. It. Well this one is not immersion season two. Is that immersion season one? It's a between season episode of immersion. When we specifically had a sponsor for so and I'll talk a little bit about them We posted I'll make a blog entry about it so we can talk about that as well, but it's uh everyone who's seen it

Just fucking loves it. I will say so I was in it with Michael as new new lab rats boiler my now We already know so shut up. It was probably the most fun. I've had this year very fun. It was it was a good time. Yeah, it was really fun Yeah, so I'm excited to see the final version of that and finally be able to talk about it and show it to people. Here, let me read this thing here while you're looking at Twitter. So in a reminder, everyone, this podcast is also brought to you by Hulu Plus. You've tried streaming hit shows on your PC on Hulu.com. Now it's time to start your free trial exclusive content in your living room and on your mobile

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I need to catch up the last couple of seasons. I think that's on my list here, actually. Is it? Parks and Rec, entire current season, new episodes day after air. All right. Because I watched everything that was on Netflix, and then I stopped. And that was, yeah, I haven't seen this season of Parks and Rec. I think I'm missing the last season and this season.

I really need to watch. That's good show. Funny. It came into it. It came into it's own. It took a while. Definitely not. That community. I didn't like community at first. Community. I knew you were big. I love community. I love it. And it was rough. But they got good.

After the first season of community, we're about halfway through the first season. They kind of got into their characters and kind of found their groove. That video game episode they did was the last season was really good. Yeah. Yeah. That's that was a good one. The alternate timelines episode is fantastic. And so they actually, they just got picked up for a new season. I don't know if you saw that. Uh-huh. But which is fantastic. But, um, I guess Chevy Chase isn't going to be in this new season. Oh, really? No. Well, you walked out of the show. And so he, there was, I don't know, he caught the finale, but the finale was very, very

strange. How they had to kind of like shoehorn certain things in. Cut around it. Yeah. But, um, yeah, it's, it's cool. I'm very excited to see more community. Cool. I got a catch up in the office. I, I, the finale, the series finale was this week. Or last, all done. I'll wrapped up. Yeah.

Did Michael Scott come back? I've from screenshots I saw. I think maybe he made appearance. But that is, did you vase come in? Not your vase. Can I give you a, like, has nothing to do with the plot of the show, 80-B-Bitty spoiler that I thought was pretty cool. Sure, I mean I couldn't spoil by a shock infinite but go ahead.

I mean that's a by a shock. If it's only been out three months, your thing's only been out like four days. I can say this and that's nothing to do with the plot. Tell us what you're supposed to spoil before you spoil it. It has nothing to do with the plot at all. So why is it spoiling? In the office. Okay, so Jackson on spoiler office for the next 30 seconds go.

Austin is an awesome shout out. Austin, 30 seconds go. Austin is an awesome shout out Austin Texas Austin Texas is an awesome shout out. That's not a spoiler. That's why you scared it. Why? You just fucking print it. Just just just you guys are freaking out about it. Did he set like What why is that important to you like does that it's cool? It's cool. Yeah, it's cool that we live in a city that gets a cool shout out. Guys for Gavin either one of you excited about the fact that Austin is mentioned If I contextualize it though, then that's a spoiler. I'm not going to do that. What? Why are you so proud of me? I'm gonna transfer to Austin. I better someone so but you didn't have anything to do with Austin I live in Austin Yeah, but you haven't done you haven't made off about like why why you so

You haven't made all about why why you so Shit out of the ginor in a place now. I'm so proud of it. Yeah I was shit out of a vagina Like that's what you just said about me like oh you something give a shit about a place Okay, that's why I give a shit about it. That's not nice. There it goes. Oh, fuck it. Wow, actually, I'd be too from arguing. Kiss, kiss, kiss.

Jack actually does have a special connection with Austin and that he is a fifth generation. He goes about all the time. He brought it up, not me. I bet you've- I'm so sick of hearing about it. I didn't say anything. He brought it up not me. I bet you I'm so sick of hearing about it I'm right around everything he brought up. Let's get off it then Let's get off of monks off at least once to the fact that you're from When you were told that you're a fifth generation, I bet you went to your room and you'll quiet for a while

I bet it wasn't quiet Are you allowed jack off? Sorry? Are you loud? Very quiet is anybody Are you allowed jack off? Sorry, are you loud? No, I'm quite very quiet. Is anybody? Yeah me yeah me yeah, and you're so good Oh, just like that like that. You're gonna go lefty good job. Oh you too. All right Oh, you're a friend You're like the same to me So you're gonna look the same to me. He's like, I'm looking in a meter.

I mean, really, is anybody, do you think anybody's allowed? I would. I would. I would. Seriously, I would. If I had a pick, Worst Qualies for a roommate ever. It would be loud, man. I think girls away louder in every way than like in movies, go ahead.

Or in TV. I was watching the wire that was just a sex scene between the main dude and some woman and he was louder than her but I assume that everyone here is pretty quiet when they're doing can write gone I mean are you go on are you you are point I'm silence terrible point i'm i'm silenced terrible i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it silent imagine

gavin is black and white and subtitles ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I mean aside from communication I Sides you can make it silent. Yeah, I mean I don't like make noise in front of my Communications like shut up Well, like get you all out of there I'm moving you've had the cord up 70 times Get on your back and get wet Now we're gonna go Get on your back and get wet My god, I don't know if I want to go too deeply that Gus you want it reveal to us here The verbalizations that you make during lovemaking. I love you know all quiet I'm not silent though. I feel like silence weird. Yes, I'm very weird. I mean it goes just loud for effect then

I think a girl is loud to please you Yeah, it's hot. I'm all about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think anyone wants to hit me good You probably also don't think that you do the girl doesn't for you I'm saying I don't think the girl fights attractive. I don't think a penis is attractive That's why exactly she probably's into your penis though Yeah, she would be into the noise. I think they're into the way a penis feels and I didn't think the actual you know I can't like wag it in someone's face. They wouldn't be and they wouldn't like that It's just a win million

You hot let me fan you I'll take a census Sometimes you think you could win no where you have to stop if you got a hundred dollars You can stay to wake up every day Now today is win-milling. Oh look Yahoo just bought me spin For 1.5 billion oh, I would love a girls opinion there's some girls And anyone who wants to come up and Kyle? Yeah, Kyle let us know buddy. Oh, no, I would love a ghost opinion. There's some ghost. Anyone who wants to come up and Kyle? Yeah, Kyle let us know buddy. Oh, no, I just gave a shrug. Bobbra Kyle silent right now Barbara is red Wow Barbara is like lit up red

Bob, do you like loud dudes go? Okay, Barbara does not like loud dudes Go on. There's a lot of go on there for that, she said. Don't pressure anyone to go up there. That's a rock. That's a rock. There is a green screen microphone. They know we've already literally, they don't have to keep saying it. Okay, you guys are, you guys go on,

you're losing it. You're losing it. You want anal? You want anal? Demand, I'm not. The, what was, oh, that was from, that's from social. Upcoming thing.

That's from an upcoming thing. Demanding that's when i'm coming to the demanding i was just about the yahu uh... purchase of tumblr it seems like the i was because i made the joke about them acquiring a meet spin you can be more on the edge of frame where am i let me see what you see me i'm not i'm not i'm not he's not

i'm not he's right he's right the uh... it seems like those really weird huge acquisitions do come and runs to though like uh... i remember when they were uh... when they bought my space was fox about my space about five hundred million dollars everyone thought that was ridiculous amount of money

mhm to buy my space for it and then uh... it was cool a billion dollar yeah well facebook said well we think we're worth two billion Never was like your fog full shit two billion worth way more, you know He was actually was trying to buy them at the time, right? Who was I think it was Yahoo. I think maybe so Zuckerberg was like if you yeah, they put an offer in of like I think eight or nine hundred million And that's when the thing came out the Facebook said there was two billion well Facebook was rumored to be purchasing Tumblr

Which were all the stuff came from yeah, So you don't actually have to have a company or a name that makes money, you just have to have a lot of users, and that is more valuable than any revenue, right? There's two things that people have money. People have a lot of value in these acquisitions. One is some kind of technology, a platform, and the other is yeah, a user base is always a big deal. User bases, that's historically in technology,

user bases sell for a lot. I mean, that goes back to the telecom era, like long distance companies would sell it just because they had a lot of users, a lot of accounts. That's always the big thing. Yeah, that you make up port and volume. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like we talk about our subscriber counts, you know, and things like that big channels and other things like that. Like we have, are we at five million? No, we're at 4.6 million, I think. 4.6. Yeah, we added, did we added in April, we added 500,000 subscribers in 30 days. That's crazy. It's crazy.

It's like, all of YouTube, like a channel that did well in a day would get like 10,000 subs. And that would be number one. And now everyone is just gone mental. Ristik is way up. Did you know I was telling him, did you know the Fred is now about to drop out of the top 100 James was number one for a long time. She was number one for a very long time. I'm totally okay with that Well, he makes like a lot of directed DVD movies right? No, no, he did a lot of cable movies. Yeah, he was the first Fred movie The year it came out it was a cable movie for Nickelodeon It was the number one cable movie of the year the Fred movie when year came out it was a it was a uh... cable movie for Nickelodeon it was the number one cable movie of the year

the friend we went came out yes he he makes a mint on uh... on Nickelodeon cable now interesting yeah he's very well still our let's play channels cross the million millions of true that's very exciting what are let's play channels across the million subscribers yeah well i was

talking about the five hundred thousand that we have an april that's not the let's play channel yeah that's the that's the main Ruchiji channel. Yeah, we finally released our first podcast I'll play Sorry, you weren't in it Bernie. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look, that looked like a lot of fun. It was fun You guys Joel and then Kara Kara all right, who we've never played Lefforda 2 before that shocks me There's that there was a moment where we were all bunched up in the bathroom. She was rinsing on that soul rifle Yeah, she was kicking off. She was really good.

Yeah, although she wasn't moving it around. I guess she was on the right trigger, but it was pretty effective. She was killing, yeah, like we really stopped Lozarmus. We had a lot of fun. Let's play that we did with Brandon. Yeah. But you, Moron, we were capturing footage to your laptop and you didn't have it plugged in.

Yeah, do you want to call me Moron again? But before I tell you that it was the audio that F'd up and that was your fault, that's why, AAY! Try and spin it on me when I know the real truth. So yeah, and then at the end, our audio recording program crashed. You used to tell me 4.8 million subs on our main channel.

Oh, wow. That was really dramatic that one. Thanks guys, that we did after. You can say it was in it, right? The one that's gonna come out next. You say it. The Chris one. Yeah. Where you show me this but I think you're from Chris's point of view but we all have laser sites

and we're all pointing over his head and it's like it was so dramatic. Yeah, and the laser site should know. Maybe it's like you're looking out and there's all these laser sites like just zooming in on zombies. Yeah. Can we talk about Daisy? People been begging for Daisy, let's play forever. Were you in it? Daisy would not make a good let's play. No, no, we'll have to be heaven I wouldn't it. I think I think it would have to be like a long-term I think it would make like six hours and two for 30 minutes let's play. He's editing God damn it. Yeah, edit that you know what?

That's what we do here. Yeah, I don't know if you know that we edit at this place Are you really giving Jack shit about how to make a let's place? Yeah, because that's stupid You know how much footage we filmed for the fucking immersion. It was more than six hours. Oh, immersion is one thing. Live action is completely there. We filmed four hours. Let's play for the end. It was cut down to three like coffin apps. I think Daisy would be a good series. Let's play. Like, when you keep coming back to it and we're just doing something like in Minecraft, you go to the same control,

but you have something to do and objective every week i think it would be great i think it's all about how we come together communicate all that that's the stuff that might be good for it like a daisy let's play is each one is a day and then when like the sun goes down you can't and like the whole thing is you trying to find each other we're kind of hoping something happens right yeah that's a thing is going to be like everyone running trying to find each other and you find each other one person killed someone

well you can have that part of it but there's like gonna be like everyone running trying to find each other and you find each other one person kill someone Oh, you could add out that part of it. Yeah, but there's gonna be stories There's gonna be stuff that happens on the way. It's like a TV show It's like the walking dead in season one when the main character is looking for his family It's one guy out by himself looking for people anyway. We'll try we'll try it I actually have one kind of in the pipeline where I was it's me trying to set up a daisy Let's play a video based on that but uh the I was looking to go back and look at it videos for the launch of the gaming podcast. And went back and looked at some of the early stuff

that I did on achievement hunter. I was getting through some of that. And I remember the video that really stuck out to me, two videos stuck out to me. One was the game time one where I sat down and showed Jeff how to play Utopia. And then we just played for 45 minutes. I played a full game.

It was me showing him how to play and then we played. And that was it It was like no anything right game time right game time good because that probably got a ton of generations Interested like all the people that did play that would be interested by that. They already played that game Oh, okay, it's for me for someone like me because I missed that entire generation of games That was interesting for me just to see what games were like well That's why I want to explain how to play the game like this is a game that I knew most people would know about to explain To him how to play and then we played it.

Then the other one that I did with Jeff too back in the little congress office was, I was looking at this in regards to the Xbox reveal tomorrow. It's when the 360 made that last big update where they finally allowed you to use USB devices. Is that the one you were doing this? Remember, stick. And it's me and Jeff like analyzing like eight different

USB devices, including we had like a huge a C hard drive plugged in our gamer tag and like we were copying games to it I turned that one on but it was like super practical. No, my my little I couldn't remember either But my little one that I selected one oh really and then you had we had yours in there too We were just like formatting yours. I still use that one Really that was in the test is still the one I used to the state it's a sandisk if I ever called correctly. Yeah I think the one that you had that one was a PNY One I want to say yeah, that's the one that I lost that I lost my goddamn flock save and my mass effect to save So I lost because I just lost my USB thing one day and I didn't have them back up on a hard drive dummy They make you miss it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, reveal. Yeah, it's kind of cool. Um, what do you think any predictions? I'm thinking.

I don't know about the always online thing. I think I think I would not be shocked with always. I think they've said that that's not really happened. I think they specifically said that too. Yeah, um, I would. The one thing I really, really hope is that they don't change the controller. I think the Xbox 360 controller is damn near a perfect controller. I think it's perfect. Do you think they're going to show the console? I think the left button, the upper buttons, could use with some robustness, maybe. The grease, because I think those click out faster than anything else. Yeah.

I would like to scrolling on the back, touch scrolling. Like the Vita? What? Oh, maybe. Touch scrolling. I think, why would you need to scroll in? Does a scrolling down on a Xbox suck screw scrolling across scroll on what like a long menu triggers work on new stuff the old stuff you can't do that I think of anytime I've ever seen a long friends list or Netflix, you know, we get to all the way to the end Yeah triggers go pay if you could just like go I. I think the main thing is the, I honestly,

I'm excited about the hardware. I'm excited about a new game. But to me, Xbox Live is the platform. Yeah. And then whatever the system is, the way to deliver that. That's, I've always felt that way about it. How different. I don't think we're gonna see too much

other than software tomorrow. I think they're gonna hold on to it like Sony. I don't think you're gonna see hardware. I think Sony made a huge mistake by not showing off the hardware. But I think they make a lot of money now because technology moves so fast and form factors move so fast that the longer they wait to show it, they save an enormous amount of money per unit. They can lock that stuff down at the last possible minute. So it's like as small as it can be. This is supposed to be something that lasts for a decade or it's 70 years at this point. So I don't think that like, you know, that extra four or five months is going to save them.

That's what it provides. You're crazy. You're crazy. It's just even a huge amount of money because they put millions of these. Yeah. It's a matter of scale. If you save five bucks a console and you make 10 million to them, it's 50 million dollars. Okay.

Then this, let me check the math. save five bucks of console and you make 10 million of them. It's 50 million dollars. Okay, then this. Let me check the math. Maybe even then, maybe even then, they'll show something that might change before a final, final addition. But I think Sony not showing the console, not showing a physical actual console was a huge mistake. Well, why is that?

Because they showed, they had Sony and the press conference. Let's say this, I will agree with him. It's the number one thing people talk about with that press conference. They don't talk about the games that were shown off. People only talk about the streaming capability and the fact you didn't see the hardware. We're getting into debate stuff

that I think would be better. This is all great for us. Podcast, I hate that. Short circuit of a big discussion, but we will literally be talking about this tomorrow. Do you think it'll have to be a time where they just, you buy the internals and then you can print your own enclosure?

Well, they kind of tried to do that with face plates on the 360. Customized. I always, we were tried to do that with face plates on the 360. Customers. I was, we were trying to come up with what is the, I was telling someone about the 3D printer in our office, and I was trying to come up with the most practical use for it, and I actually came up with one, and now I definitely want to try.

Castles. Keys. I want to print my keys. I want to scan my keys and print them and see if it'll work, it'll work. Well, it wouldn't look. It probably should. Actually, that's kind of brittle, but I guess if you get it thick enough them and see if it'll work. It'll work. Why wouldn't it work? It probably should.

Actually, that's kind of brittle, but I guess if you get it thick enough. That's pretty serious, yeah. It's pretty good. It sure works. This castle came off of a 3D printer. I didn't think I would care about the physical appearance of a console, because it's the least important part really. But then when we got the Wii U, all I could think of was just how ugly it is. What's wrong?

The long block. And it's like, it's not very, it's a little bit sticking off it and grills. Dude, I hide all that shit anyway. You put in your team at center, you don't ever look at it. Yeah, that's the point. It's the front. Yeah, well the thing is, it's the bottom. It is teased the PS4, like they have a new trailer talking about, like they're the

E3 cover. It's got like shots of the, yeah. Like someone has actually taken the shots and kind of guessed what it is and it's like sloped in like angled stuff and it's like like the PS3 well but I mean even the PS3 it's not really convenient like you know kind of you can't release you can't stack it that's probably the thing I hated most about yeah it's a pain like even the Xbox at least the initial one was a big rectangle you can't throw it in if you you needed stack stuff on top you could.

Yeah, and then with the S, it's got that best on the side. Yeah, so you don't want to put it in. Again, you're a little too much gaming talk. Yeah, I guess. Everything we owe it. This is a comedy podcast. Hey, rumors, since the rumors will know tomorrow

for sure afterwards, rumors to think about, IGN is rumoring that, or reporting, I should say not rumoring, I have to fucking word. They're reporting that the new Xbox will no longer have points. It will use real currency. That was pretty good. Yeah. What does that mean?

No, no, I was thinking achievement points. I gotcha. Yeah, real currency. And then Major Nelson apparently saying, not showing the console is a bad idea so that everyone's indicating that, or everyone's saying that Major Nelson's indicating the console will be shown tomorrow.

Interesting. It will definitely give them a lead if they show it. I wouldn't day one downloads on games. That would be a nice one. Number one feature is that that's what it is. I love that about my 3DS. Yeah, I love that too. It's like when Fire Emblem came out,

I was like, no, I'm gonna start like, oh, no, I'll just buy it right here. When I bought my DS, the guy was like, you don't want any games, so that was like, nah. Yeah. You have an SD card, I'm gonna go in here and like the biggest SD card I'm gonna fit in here. So I've like, no, smoke that. Do you have an SD card I can put in here? Like the biggest SD card I can fit in here. So I've been on a clumsy streak lately.

No, she's like, visit clumsy. I know, every time I drop my phone or smash something, I tell Ashley, please don't tell Gavin because he's just gonna make fun of me for breaking a cab. Yeah, or leaving a cab or something like that. You did too, you fucker. On the screen, you rubbed off. You know what's funny about the stores?

We were with Ashley when I left in a cab Yeah, when we were in Australia but uh, I spilled like a symbol full of coffee on her DS on her Nintendo DS and She I should have her explain with this fucking game is she plays a game called street pass makes no fucking times to me at all Game it's a game. It's a game. I thought something built in. If she starts to explain it, it'll get confusing as hell. I guarantee.

It's like a built in thing. Yeah, yeah, street pass. But so, yeah, so street, do you want to explain it? Do you want to get up there and explain what street it is? Do it. Yeah, she doesn't understand. Yeah, she doesn't understand. Okay, so I spilled a thimbleful of coffee on her purse.

It got some out, got into the purse but got on the DS killed the DS so her saying fucking thing better sugar fucking thing know that broke the entire thing it's fucking busted it's busted it's in the air in cup it I put it in a bag of rice I put it out in the hot Texas sun everything nothing fixes damn thing so we gotta send it off everything is baked into the DS when you download games Everything you can't transfer any of that shit This is an SD card you can pull the SD card the SD card doesn't have any of that right? It's all gonna be it's all hard wired into the actual DS

The games are on this D card. Okay, there you go But the games are on the SD card without the licenses Okay, there you go. But the game's on the SD card, but not the licenses. It's such a good, it's such a huge pain in the ass. And it's like when you're gonna buy a new DS, it's probably cause you lost, it's more likely to be lost than any other console. That sucks.

And they bake everything into the thing and her save for Street Pass, which is this game she plays over months and months, and it's like my fog in the world thing, where it depends on where you go. And like a pack she like, Street Pass with like 800 people or some such. And now all that shit's gone.

It's kind of slut. I feel fri, I feel terrible about it. You shit, I feel like it. I do. So the big thing I'm taking away from this is, you had coffee? What's wrong with you? You never drink coffee.

I drink coffee all the time now. What? What do you mean? Coffee turns you into a lunatic. Yeah, I know. I coffee and red bulbasis. When I watch, do you remember at the old Congress office when I would see you with a cup of coffee?

I would like leave. I would like move away. Yeah. You serious? Yeah. He's insane when he drinks coffee. What happens is caffeine from coffee affects me more than anything.

Like I could have like eight coaks in a day, not that I would, but I would have eight coaks, and it wouldn't affect me at all. I could have one cup of coffee, and like three hours later, I'd be like this, I'd be like jittery. I imagine that when you're alone, you're elinatic. I asked this recently, I've been on a,

what? I don't know, I die, I'm on my self. I asked this on a let's play, I think recently, but say you would just put into a room on your own. There's nothing in the room, it's just you in a room. It's a microphone, you have to start counting. You don't have to do that. The door closes behind you, you're in the room. How long before you would say something?

I'm 30 seconds. So you'd be talking within 30 seconds to know what? Probably. Yeah. Sign of elunity right there. Yeah, I don't think so. I see things that allow. I see things that allow. I see things that allow all the time. No, I think that other people in the room talking here are crazy. Who are you like me? No, I mean the people in the empty room talking here. But I imagine you would be quite quiet for a while.

Yeah, I mean, like, you'd probably make some size and grunts for like a few hours and then- I might say like hello, like just to know if anybody's like watching or listening, but I wouldn't be like- You and Maggie and Mastery- Yeah, you'd be even masturbating silently in the room, right? I'm like, time to bust out the twins. Ladies? How you doing? No, I listen, I've done room right? I'm like, time to bust out the twins. Ladies?

How you doing? No, I, I listen, I've done that ever since I started writing, I said, I tend to think out loud. And I've always done that. I warned people about it that I do talk out loud. I don't think it says, weird as people think it is. What to what?

What about you? How long would you go before you said something out loud? I would probably make some weird noise immediately. BAM! You would test the acoustics in the room. Probably. AAH! What is that noise?

It's a bird. Can you make the noise? No. AAH! See that's how people do it. They go AAH! But it's actually like almost right up in the back of your head. Like do it.

AAH! Can't do it. AAH! I can't do it. It was pretty good. AAH! I tried to do it the back in my good. I tried to do the back of my head. The beginning of that was good. The new, I lost it.

I lost it. I should have stuck with it. You two embarrassed to try it? I'm good. You talked about jacking on. There you go. That's good. That was good.

Not bad. It always goes, you know. I hear from him. I'm like a parakeet. Always. That's mimicked. When you're ahead. I have ever told you this that I'm a hundred percent lifetime on field goals.

That we were out of the football field one time, we were playing around with it ready for like an intermural game we were practicing. And then it was a field that had goalposts on it. And somebody goes, I wonder if I could kick a field goal. And so he tried it, fuck terrible. Just like, off to the side. And I said, here, let me try.

Fucking nailed it. 25 yards out, I split the upright. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect, take a go. Whoa, dude, again, I go. Never do that. Never touch the naivety right.

So now you're 100%. I'm 100% lifetime on field goals. Dude, I am 0% lifetime on field goals. Yeah, remember when we started Grifball and we did that tournament? That was a time where every time I picked up the ball, I scored it. I did it.

I think I did it five times in a row, then I was terrified to pick it up. I was like, yeah, that's all you. I'm just gonna just whack stuff with the hammer. I remember the first time I picked up the ball, I scored it. I did it. I think I did it five times in a row, then I was terrified to pick it up. I was like, yeah, it's all you. I'm just gonna just whack stuff with the hammer. Because every time I picked it up, I never was defeated. I just stiff-armaged to do some airballs and slam dunk those things untouchable. I remember the first time you showed me a Griffball.

I came into the office, you know, like, oh, check this out, it's a Griffball. It's like, four on four kind of rugbie. And I was like, all right, cool. I literally ran up, grabbed the ball, and just ran right in and scored. You know, I was like, oh, this is easy. And that was no problem. Like, oh, it's not usually that easy. And then, you learn, there's like all right cool. I literally ran up grab the ball and just ran right in and scored You know, it's like oh, this is easy. No, that was no problem like oh, it's not usually that easy

And then yeah, you learn there's like oh, there's just some strategy to it. Was that your first gig for us was being commissioner for gif ball? No, I don't know there's stuff by that point I think I was doing like the writing and stuff like the scavenger hunt and all that stuff scavenger hunt and the For enjoyment thing. Yeah, yeah, but no, I did the third season of gif ball I was commissioner for like two seasons of my back listen that's that we learned a valuable lesson we all are the lessons right that time

which is a rucherties we we historically never done reviews we don't do reviews on video games we haven't since the drunk gamers days uh... just because we just want to tell people like three hundred people who worked on a game for two or three years what we think of their game we play it and we want to just have fun with it. That's it. Yeah, right exactly and we might at some point in the future But I don't think it'll be our guys that would do that Maybe we spanned a little bit. We might get more into that stuff, but that's down the road

But the other thing we learned too is like we learned that we are not competitive gamers because remember we got involved with that like Griffball leagues and we came across competitive gamers Yeah, that is I'll be honest. That was we had no patience for that at all Yeah, I was I was the commissioner of gripball for you were the first commissioner of gripball two seasons And then you start dealing with disputes and people like arguing about lag and who had what server and they were It's like whining. I just hate everything. It makes you hate everything. All right, I'm done. So I don't play Griff Ball anymore. Yeah.

They beat it. They beat it out of us. You were never a commissioner, were you? Oh, I know. I stayed well away from that. I did the highlights there. You're smart. I remember that.

Yeah. Yeah, and then you were, you did the highlights, and that's what led to you directing season seven. Yeah. Actually, Gavin's first thing that he directed for us was that mini-series before season seven, the relocated series. Yeah. I love that one.

That's one of my favorite bits are in that. Oh really? Yeah, I remember you were working on stuff. Like, remember the grip falling off the top of the tower and stuff like that? That was actually a video that I made. I don't know if it ever came out or made it to a DVD. But it was something, I was in England still,

right before I was coming. And I just wanted to include some map specific stuff. So I just walked around Valhalla for like an hour I was like you know I wonder what funny plot we could do just with the map and then we came up with the thing being stuck and how the the big flares that shoot up were actually related to the power of the base which by the way they have you played through uh I don't know if you've seen it out but in Spartan ops they cover turning on those bases oh they do it's part of them it's part of the mission that you would. I don't think that's a big spoiler.

If it is, I'm really sorry that he's spoiled. That's also like, that's old. Yeah, eight weeks old at least at this point now. Spartan ops? Yeah. Spartan ops is months and months old. When did season one end? I thought it was like an interview area, I thought.

And I think it's like episode three or four of Spartan ops. Yeah, that's earlier then. Yeah, we run it, you run and turn on. Yeah, because it took a break after season five, I heard it said five, right? That was like November, December, December, last year. But Reloqade was fun to do because that was the thing directly off to reconstruction. And that was, that was really a very cool plot and let off dramatic in places like big reveals. So Reloqade was just like back to dumb idiots, stuck at two bases, well, they don't know anything. That was kind of fun to do. Literally don't do anything plot-wise here,

just to goofy stuff. And then we kind of led into that where there was some little things in season seven that led to other stuff, but in season seven was just to fun standalone. And we turned more stuff into it with the whole CT thing, you know, in there. I was amazed how far in advance you knew the whole CT story.

Yeah, like you knew even before we made what he, because that was one of the things we did. You you had written CT but we didn't know what he looked like. So I was just making characters and I would send you screenshots of like, what if you look at this, what if you look at this? And then we ended up on what he actually looked like. But then that wasn't in the next game. That mark. Right. So that became an issue for us.

It became a big issue. Yeah. We were like, oh fuck. Because you never know when you used a certain helmet. Yeah, if it's not a game. It took that helmet completely out. out. Yeah, it was a big issue for this season of Reverse Blue. Spoiler alert, a little bit. Here potentially this Pendleton Spoiler for Season 11 of Reverse Blue, is that Caboose's helmet is not in Halo 4. So that was a big issue of like,

how do we handle Caboose's helmet that being in Halo 4? Give Caboose the unicorn helmet. Oh, this bike helmet. Fist of the unicorn? Yeah. Now it's a, but then when you do that, eventually I'm assuming there's probably gonna be the unicorn helmet. Oh, this bike helmet. This is the unicorn? Yeah. Yeah. But then when you do that, eventually, I'm assuming there's probably going to be a Halo 5,

if this is the start of a new trilogy. No, yeah, yeah. And will that helmet be the next one? You've got to be really careful. Like even Carolinas helmet disappeared in Halo 4. Really? Yeah. What was that?

The rogue helmet. Yeah. It disappeared. You just don't know what's going to make it from one to the next. You can't make assumptions about it. I mean, hell, even magic. She looks different. You know, you learn to accept it over time, but you never know. You never know. But we don't worry. We got to handle. We got to handle this a lot of helmets. You think the casual, halo player realizes like the depth of how many helmets and armor permutations there are? Oh my god. No. Like, do you think like someone will be like, Oh, that's not a rogue helmet. That's a scout helmet Like that's a very specific set of knowledge

But I got I think of how lucky we got we designed the character of the meta In Halo 2 and that was in the recovery one series and they was putting Barmer together a piece meal and In Halo 2 you can only just change colors and we went with brown and brown and white and that was like supposed to look like You know patchwork. But then they made Halo 3 where you can just change out all the like the shoulder pieces and all that stuff that worked out perfectly.

Yeah. And they reach even more so. Do you see him in that many series? Or is it just his leg? You see his leg in his hand. Yeah, he's invisible for a lot of it. He's invisible and then he has the red shield. Oh, he does.

Yeah. Anyway. I like that stuff. It was like early on it was a like some of the early hints at a future deeper story Like the recovery one and the out of mind stuff out of mind. I want to say it was the first project. We did an HD It was I think it was like testing yeah, like discs had finally gotten faster to the point where we can capture it That was a between season four and five, isn't it? Mm-hmm. That was actually the first man that push of that I remember going HD. Yeah, it was it was what's the point? It was rough like we had to really Redesign a lot of our hardware and our infrastructure to accommodate that. I don't know if you remember that you were scared Matt It was expensive really fast hard drive

Especially we're back then. Yeah. Oh my god And then we had to like upgrade all of our capture to well our main capture device That was the first thing I was in for you guys was out of mind. Oh, you were the guard? Yeah, I thought we were going to call it. You called it a molet. Yeah, like I look back at some of those pictures and it's crazy to think about the history

and all of the offices that we've been through. Like every now and then, I'll, like we'll do interviews. They'll people ask for old pictures and I'll find pictures of us working in the, in your spare bedroom at the house in Buda or in the Buda apartment. And it's just just like like those are like different people to me. It's so weird to look at those pictures. Yeah it's funny to get a red I read a thing where somebody picked up I was looking to do the the the the on Ruchit

you and I sure they count on reddit and I was reading through replies and I saw you had replied that's Bernie's bedroom and I was like what the fuck why would you write that so I looked at the thread and it was a picture of all of us in my bedroom, but it was attributed to being Jeff's bedroom or something like that. And it's funny how it's like things that we think are like simple facts or just like they just get lost to time. Yeah, it's like obviously that's Bernie's bedroom. Yeah. Like why don't you know that? Oh, well, I guess it makes sense. You don't know that. It's always weird when like you see information that is clearly wrong and you want to correct

it but you don't want people to know you're reading it. You're like should I correct this? Why don't you want people to know you're reading it? Like they're in a porn hub and they're like actresses or mistribute you. Sorry, that's the model 4x, do you fleshloy? God thank you. When I bring that back around. I heard the 4x app.

I'm going to hit and walk. You should get to Porto. Come on, that was a little... Did you throw that thing away? Really little. Okay, let's... Sorry, I brought it up. Jack, I love you.

I like you a lot. I like you a lot. And I wanna apologize for bringing jokes up. You're the one who admit to using it on a podcast. No, come on. Come on, let's move on. All right, we're done. We want Jack to have a good rest of his week. And that's the thing. It has to using it on a podcast. Yeah. Come on. All right. We're done.

We want Jack to have a good rest of his week. And it's, that's the thing. It has to come up every six months. So I can never get away from it. That's how we're like, no, we're not talking about it now. I'm trying to say anything. I'm trying to segue.

Like, oh, yeah. I'm going to segue away from us. Get a one something you want to read. Today, we'd read, but she wouldn't want people know you're reading it. Sorry. What are you referring to them? What is something you were reading that you don't want to comment on because you don't want to let people know that you're reading it troubleshoot That's what you just said oh

No, no, that's I'm talking about like threads and shit like this is gonna come up We're gonna come up elsewhere. I'm like forums and you know you started talking about this all because you said You don't comment on something because you don't and correct information. Oh, I'm sorry We have they were jumping back that well I mean like if you see a thread that has like you know two comments on it and it's like you don't want everyone to think that you're slowly going through picking on individual like every single threat even though you are uh... not not not always but every night you'll catch something

like oh yeah that's so what is it i have to say i'm super super appreciative of fans especially ones that matter for a long time to take the time to correct that stuff yeah i really do appreciate it. It is very nice. It is very nice. Don't appreciate the people who correct it incorrectly. Yeah. Well, I hate the people who, like, the worst is when somebody goes,

close the door. Oh, man. What the fuck? What's the story? People walking in, like, they own the place, like, leaving doors open. Matt does on the place. I don't know if you know that or not.

But, like, some little post like, oh, like when they started, reverse the blue back in 2003, and the next comment is, somebody says 2003, no, no, they started in 2006, and then that has like eight up votes. You're like, no, why are you,

so adamantly correcting something that's right and you're correcting it wrong. That drives me crazy, more than anything else. Is when somebody interjects with something that's right and you're correcting it wrong that drives me crazy more than anything else No, it's when somebody interjects with something that's completely wrong And I know I wanted to say we do with Gavin's like where are you getting this from like what was the I don't know where the fuck you thought time comes from outlets from I Mean that there's so much room in the wires for other stuff isn't it? I let you're really big Electrons are so small and the wires so thick.

Yeah, it fit all kinds of shit. But it's like bandwidth, isn't it? Yeah, it is. What does that mean? No, I don't know. Well, the certain amount of stuff you can get in there, I mean, pack time in there. Do you know, in the late 90s,

there was a company that was trying to get patents for delivering data over copper, over electric wires. And it was, do you remember this? It was fucking crazy, it was brilliant, that when you send current down a wire, essentially directional current, it then creates a magnetic field around, I mean, current generation,

that's what creates a magnetic field around the copper wires. And they were gonna code data in that magnetic field, that's small magnetic field that's around our voltage lines, our power lines. That sounded brilliant to me. And the guys were proving that like, from a central station, they give like a thousand mile radius, which is a fucking enormous, enormous.

Well, it's the same other thing, why? You can buy a home adapter, so do that. Yeah, yes, you do. You know when you have one of those wind up extension cords, if you plug a ton of stuff into that, time slows down. If you plug a ton of stuff into a wound up extension cord that draws a lot of amps or volts or whatever, it can melt because of the coil. But if you do it in a figure of eight, it can't just self-out and that's how you're going to do that. You're going to fully unravel them before you draw a lot of power from...

I think you're actually correct. that. You're going to like fully unravel them before you draw a lot of power from. I think you're actually correct. Boom. What are you doing? Bray is scaring me. All right, we're about to wrap up. That's why I have to do it. So tomorrow, big podcast. Yeah, so we're going to do our gaming podcast tomorrow

at 2 p.m. Number of times for sponsors. Gaming, not game of rock. According to you, Brandon, there is a new episode of immersion coming out on Wednesday. And if it doesn't, you can yell at Brandon. This is a between seasons episode of immersion. So this is a standalone episode. You probably don't remember back that far, but the first time we made immersion, we made

the car one. And then eight months later, we put out the rest of the season. It might be a little similar to that. Yeah, we put it in the lepsida. We put out in March for our 10, about 10, our six, seven year anniversary, or eight year anniversary. We were at, and then the show came out in December. We were Pax East where we premiered that, right?

That was Pax East. We premiered Immersion and Monty joining the crew. That was a big year. That was the first Pax East. Yeah, that was a big year. Who did in close the door? It was Monty. Monty yelled at me.

Two people can always aggravate Gus at the drop of a hat on the podcast. One is Monty, the other is Cara. If I were giving you grief about being an asshole to Cara and the let's play for the podcast, you guys are like a big brother little sister. That's how we talk. That's like our line with.

Yes, people should hear how she talks to you. It's just a bad thing. Yeah, I mean, that's absolutely like the Gus Cara communication. My favorite Monty moment was it was back on the audio podcast, but I think he opened the door, lent his head in, and it was just like, huh, and then like slam the door behind him, he was like, thanks, asshole. I don't remember that.

Gus hates any kind of extraneous noise. And then we're going to do a spoiler cast where we talk about a specific subject on one of the podcasts. This time it's going to be Game of Thrones. We will be talking about assuming that everyone who watches it has seen all the episodes up to that date. We're talking all the way through season three of Game of Thrones and that'll be sometime after season three ends.

But E3 might interfere with that a little bit. So we'll announce further details in dates on that. And if you have any ideas for future spoiler casts that we could hold on a regular basis, be sure to let us know. We talked about a doctor who's spoiler cast, too. Now that I've said it, now it's going to be endless questions of when it's not going to be. But you know, you could be like a spoiler cast and like a teach me cast or something like that.

Would you have to do an RVB one? Sure. I do the RVB. I'm going in depth with it. Yeah. Yeah. Now, only surface. Well, like people always ask me like, when they corner me and I can mention they go, can you level with me?

Is this this or whatever? I'll tell you what everyone else. I'll be absolutely, you know? I just always think like, I want to tell future stuff because I always think that you would rather see it than have me tell you what's going to happen. I mean, it's like, you know, we'll see. I'm going to reach that point too. Do I want to see new game of Thrones material on screen

or do I want to read it? I'm gonna reach that point with the books where it's like, okay, I'm all caught up. How do I prefer to get this stuff? I'd rather see it. I think I'd rather see it and then fill in with more, with the books later, I think. Yeah.

That's the way I'm gonna approach it. All right, so thanks for watching everyone. I wanna call it one more thing if I can oh what? This is a very special day or very special time right now The tower of pips just had its first anniversary. It's okay to say they Yeah, first First thing, but we'll let it pass all right. I think it was the 18th actually so like two days ago Two days ago, so the close this is the closest podcast to the anniversary. Yeah guys. I mean the let's put the Minecraft let's place of life. Dude that's amazing fun time

I mean the tower the tower pimp came from the second Minecraft let's play we did that might be the most angry I've gotten on record while we were recording a let's play in that's a liquid playing That's the one I walked out like I was so pissed off because Gavin was drunk off his ass Wow, and I was so pissed off because Gavin was drunk off his ass. Waaah. And I was so pissed off. Video game. You know, I mean, if you watch the Let's Play, it's a lot of it's been cut, so it doesn't sound as bad, but man, I was so pissed off as you.

Guess what, like Joel walks off and makes it so. So in the ideal world, you wanted everyone to complete that achievement and then end the video and everything was fine. Yeah, sure. That'd be funny. I mean, achievement guide. There you go.

That'd be fun. But you, achievement guide. There you go. That'd be fun. But you know how religion stop. Like someone has a thing. Are you tinious about that? Wow. I'm trying to wrap it up. No, wow.

Keeping it the same subject. But a monumental series, the history of Rishi. But a religion is like everyone worships the same thing. And I mean, the tower pimps. I like religion. It's like a false idol. It's a crazy. It's crazy.

Yeah. What the fuck is wrong with you now? It's like an false idol. It's crazy. I know it's crazy. Yeah. Did you say the tower? What the fuck is wrong with you? No. It's like an idol. Everyone tries to win every week. Well, guys, I just wanted to say something. That was the best side to throw. Okay, let's get this pollution in this before we get struck by light.

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