Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #220

Episode Date: May 28, 2013

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Hey, the real day podcast. It's a holiday. I always feel like I want to do something at the beginning of the podcast to welcome you on. I know the hand gestures like this, come here. Hey, streamers are like magic. I need to talk to your hands. Something, man. Can streamers.

But seriously, could we do that next time? Yeah, let's do it. It sounds like a fantastic idea. Oh, no. Let's plan for it. I get something to work, so I'm really excited about. Are you gonna share it?

Are you just contusing us? No, it's something we, well, we'll see. What are you on about? I got something, I got something in my brain. I thought I'd bring up something that I can't talk about, but there's a reason why I can't talk to you. Okay, a key jewel. It's, I know. It's a funny thing to do in the

podcast. It's such a tease. You're funny thing we're going to do. You'll see. I've been asked to do it. What's the funny thing that's going to happen? You have to wait until next week for something funny. Yeah. Eventually something funny will happen. Yeah. Yeah. So in light on your sunglasses, I feel cool. In light of the fact that today's a holiday, I'm going to start off by freely admitting that you are watching a pre-taped live broadcast Because almost all of our crew decide to take the day off on Monday So we couldn't uh, we wouldn't decide to take the day off like the holiday to us I always get Memorial Day and Labor Day confused everybody does and I felt like... Why is that? Why are those two holidays?

Everyone's confused. Like I'm never confused. I've never confused Easter and Christmas ever. All right, Stevie Wonder. I'm with you. I thought this was my day off. I can dress however I want to. I don't know.

I want to beat somewhere right now. I think because people think of them as being the beginning and end of summer. And they never remember which is which. Is this the first i'm trying to stay on track here is that the first memorial day that was she's ever been closed uh... now i mean we've taken up a little bit was it was more uh...

it's what is the more you get it what is the more you get it what is the more you get i imagine it's some sort of war memorial day for full and soldiers very good uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh... uh day for full and soldiers. Very good. We have it in England that up. 11th of November is usually. We also have that kind of Sunday's memory. Sunday we have the puppy. We also have Veterans Day that time of year here. And I don't know for certain I'd be talking about my ass but I believe each of those days is to signify the end of either World War I

and within World War II. So when should we have World War III? It would be the best time that we could do so. If we have enough wars, we'll get enough holidays that we don't have to work anymore. We would never have to work. We just need 363 more wars. So what is the difference between veterans day

and memorials day? Memorials day. Memorial day. Memorials day. I fixed it all. Is veterans day just veterans currently alive veterans? Like you're sort of like everyone in Memorial days, all in their burgers?

I think you're right. All right, there you go. So one is like for veterans of foreign wars. Veterans period. Period. So what, no, is veteran just I served in the military and I was honorably discharged correct Yes, but here's my what's your from boiling that to you? How many these a year am I obligated to be nice to Jeff?

And it's like this is like is there certain qualifications of like someone who served in the military like Jeff Manage to serve four years in the military during the only four years in the last 20 that I can remember that we didn't have any kind of war of any kind And he got out on the day before 9.11. He received his discharge papers on September 11. Oh he did? So he was saying that they couldn't call him back up. Okay. Wow.

He was like, good timing. Get out of war forever free card. And he's pleased what that was. He was still through war. He had been out. He had been out of the military for a long time by that point too. Oh yeah. No, had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been at- He had been No, I took via he took a really funny story one time about There was a female reporter and he his job was to guard her and then I tried with his dick no And then there was some there was some like exercise where they were shooting what is that phosphorous?

Yeah, where they basically light phosphorous burns really hot in the air and it came raining down on the tank and he light phosphorus which burns really hot in the air and it came raining down on the tank and he they they realized the only way they were going to get saved there was a misfire was over their heads raining down those raining flames. She's not a war by the way this is our own people doing this by accident the most died during training and they realized the only way they were going to survive is if they got into the tank and Jeff being as civilist he, shoves the female reporter out of the way and dives into the tank. And I think she scrambled in and made it in.

I thought you were gonna end the story with, and... It was an awkward ride back to the base. Yeah, just one though. So, we'll be nice to her one more real quick. That's funny when in moments of panic, you quickly screw someone over and then everything's fine, and then you're stuck with them. It's like that scene in Game of Thrones

where Garroth from the office almost, you know, did something on the willor. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Almost did something and then it... Well, he basically tried to do something. He tried to save himself which would have killed some other people basically. He was going to cut a rope on a mountain and people would have fought. But now it's totally awkward for those guys. Would that be awkward? Is that happened? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, be like, fucking tried to kill me.

Yeah, I mean, if that situation it makes sense. I mean, yeah, I mean, okay, yeah, really, firefight is either built into you, fighter-force. Yeah, my wife always makes fun of me because she says that if I see anything going wrong in public, like a fight or something happening bad, my first reaction is to just turn around and leave. I'm like, I'm exactly opposite

reaction. I go towards it. Like, you scared me? Have you ever scared me before? I go like this. I go towards whatever it is. Like, I will put my hands up, but I go towards it. That's going against nature. Or you've got the nature of like a wild cat or something. Like, it's like, if it used to happen where people would like, um, I, I, I forget woken up in the middle of the night. I start yelling at whatever. It woke me up. So are you like that?

Now they're all dead. Are you like that guy in a video who he's like, interview, being interviewed by someone and then someone pops out of a trash can and he just punches them? Yes, I would do that. That would be my instinctive reaction is to punch the thing is like to go towards it. Like I really terrible story to bring this thing, is to like to go towards it. Like, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I of the combat and he was out for a while but his wife was scared shitless of him because in the middle of the night she would wake up and he would be choking her.

He'd have a hold of her or he'd be down at the foot of the bed like he would have, he had no other signs of any kind of post-traumatic stress and I don't think he'd actually been in combat but he would exhibit these weird behaviors in the middle of the night where he would be down under the crowds on the foot of the bed and looking for stuff like in his sleep and she'd be like, oh please wake up. We're gonna hear. They lock eyes and she'd be like,

oh shit, she's never knew that he was gonna kill her. She has to have to do a gilly suit. He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, he's like, she just being totally hiding out. That'd be awesome. It would be like a gilly suit when you're sleeping though.

It'd be like a quilt. Like a pattern thing. Like a pattern blanket. You look like a pillow. Yeah, I can tell where Gus is looking and it're sleeping though? It'd be like a quilt, like a bathroom thing. Like a password blanket. You look like a pillow. Yeah, I could tell where Gus is looking and it's kind of freaking me out. Gus, you have such a big day. Who else's energy is a former military person?

Jen has to just left. She was Air Force. She's no longer with us. She just quit. Don't say like that. Don't say no longer with us. I know, she's making some noise. She's dead.

I remember you, champ. She's no longer at the company. This is what we're just going to turn it into Memorial Day. Who else is X military? Anybody? I think that's it from Ruchitid. I don't think we have anybody else. Jen has some crazy stories.

She's been there for some of the years. Awesome. Everything. I wish she had a chance to come on the podcast. But she can come on the podcast. Does he mean? Should I ever have a special guest? But she just left to start her art career,

which is like, old son took off. A gin was our office manager. I don't think she ever appeared in any videos, did she? No. But she, I remember we went to hire the office manager. We specifically went to hire someone who wouldn't end up in production. That was like the goal.

It's like, because we need someone to help run the office on a day-to-day basis. We need to find somebody who that's what they would do, and they wouldn't end up like working, you know, on, you know, whatever show we're working on at the time. Kara. That always invariably happens.

Kara was our office manager, but no, she does make up the props and all that. But they hired Jen and Jen, like day one, and when she shows up here, she starts talking about her art career, which was this amazing, she does these huge installations. A lot of ventured stuff actually. I tried to stifle her career, I tried to not go to her... Press. Yeah, I tried to not go to her showings or anything, but she still took off without me. I think that's what we do it. She's got some cool stuff. She has stuff up in the

Pentagon right now I think. Yeah, she had stuff at the Capitol. I think the Texas Capitol, and then she had some stuff at the Pentagon. How many people are employed at the Pentagon right now I think. Yeah, she had stuff at the Capitol. Yeah. You think the Texas Capitol and then she had some stuff at the Pentagon. How many people are employed at the Pentagon? Yeah. Fine. That's the rule. Only five in a time.

One for each side of the Pentagon. One for each wall. Jeez. The good timing, dude. It was fast. So like I said, we put it recorded. So today we just saw that that destiny live action Yeah, with Gian. I'm not gonna try to pronounce his last name. John Colle, Esposita.

Gavin's birthday today. Oh, yeah. We'll get to that in a second. I wore this in celebration. Um, so in that teaser they they show, I guess, let's select some live action. I guess representation of what gameplay would be like. And then they announced that they're gonna have their gameplay reveal at Sony's press briefing during E3. Yeah, which is very surprising how much Sony is pushing the Destiny stuff. How much is it pushing the Bungie stuff? Well, it's big shot in the arm for Sony. I mean, Bungie was the thing that established.

In a lot of ways, in the original Xbox, really got a foothold because Halo, Bungie made it. I thought it was interesting that at the end of the trailer, they specifically called out from the creators of Halo and the publishers of Cult. The company that brought you Call of Duty. Yeah. Basically, they said, that's the one I saw some publicity. They said the company, well the one I saw

I said the company that brought you Call of Duty. No, interesting. I'll take a look at this. I think that's a little more ambiguous. Yeah, it's like, oh yeah. Yeah, Publisher's not really a term that's a little more ambiguous. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, I'm excited. But yeah, you're right. I mean, they did the, they had bungee on stage and announced Destiny during the PS4 reveal. Yeah. And now they're going to do the gameplay reveal during the Sony briefing. And they, I mean, they weren't on

stage during the Xbox One. Yeah, have they come on set? I mean, we have to assume that Destiny's coming to the Xbox One. Yeah, they've come on set now that it's going to be on Xbox One. Yeah, funny. There was a, like, after the Xbox One reveal,

there was a flurry of information that happened where people making announcements about it that it wasn't mentioned during the reveal. The whole Xbox One thing, can we talk about that for a little bit? Sure. So the Xbox One thing was interesting because we watched it in the Achievement office and we were all kind of like, okay, this is pretty cool.

We had a good feeling come off of it. Then the internet just exploded. And it's like, I don't know what's going on, but the internet has been tearing into it. They're not happy with it. And it's like, I mean, the only thing I wish there would have been more, it would have been more gameplay stuff, but Microsoft came out well before,

they said all of our gameplay stuff will be at E3. All the hardware stuff is going to be at the presentation. We're going to show off the new console, they'll know what's going into it, things like that. But all the games we're going to hold for E3, which is three weeks away or 19 days away. And now the internet is like this really crazy backlash towards the Xbox. Yeah, I was honestly shocked, like, you know, right after the reveal, we had a very quick break that we came here

and did our video game podcast. So after we were done here, I went back, started reading up on all the comments. I was like, holy shit, that totally calming off guard. Yeah, I mean, I think the biggest complaint I can most, or the complaint I can most sympathize with is having to have the connect always plugged in. See, the thing I think I see the most issue with,

or that have read people have the most issue with is either the online Like you have to be online at least once every 24 hours according to some people Or the the use game thing or having issues with people having troubles They haven't but they haven't come on really stated policy for that In fact major Nelson even went ahead and made a blog post saying that those policy decisions are still being made Yeah, and there is no solid decision No, this is the worst of the internet. There's some people like they get one little nugget of something.

Oh, that's the worst thing the world fuck that. It seems to be in the current console generation. The worst thing to have is a spotlight. Yeah. The Wii U being the only console in the market. Everyone's piece shit terrible. Then the Sony reveal came out. And the piece shit terrible.

Yeah. Now, the Sony is like, everyone's like, that was amazing. Yeah. That's the reveal. Yeah. But the Sony is like, everyone's like, that was amazing. Yeah. So they reveal. Yeah. But I remember like, it was just two months ago, that everyone's like, that's a piece of shit.

That's just like, they didn't even show the console, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's funny. It's funny, like the rose colored glasses going back. It's funny you say rose colored glasses, because I read this article where someone was complaining about the new dashboard on the Xbox, and they showed a screenshot of the old blades.

And they said, remember how fast and clean the blades were? I was like, bull shit, you obviously did not remember the blades and you said, remember how fast and clean the blades were? I was like, bullshit, you obviously did not remember the blades, you said fast. Yeah, I remember when they get stuck and then they'd be like three would burn by roll fast. Or you hit the jewel button or whatever you want to call it, they would just like sit there and then it would pop. Because the guy used to come out the side, didn't it?

Yeah, you had a loaded animation for sliding the side. What are you saying? That you read the comments of the Xbox 360 reveal and all of them were negative and people were not happy about it. And then now people love the side. That was amazing. But you saying that you read the comments of the Xbox 360 reveal and all of them were negative and people were not happy about it and then now people love the 360. Yeah, I went back and looked at, I watched the Xbox 360 reveal. The best example of this I think was when Steve Jobs held up the iPad and now it's the iPad, everybody talked about that.

Like it was the worst thing anyone could ever do. The iPad was a dog. Everyone's like stupid name, stupid product. Even the people. Even the iPhone, this is gonna be the worst thing ever. Fastest selling consumer product in history. And the people in the actual press conference were kind of lukewarm about it.

And they were the hardcore. They were just like, he was doing all this stuff, like demonstrating everyone's like. It's the same thing with the original iPod. Remember when the iPod got launched, it was the same thing. It's like, this is an overprice MP3 player, they're not gonna get any foothold.

That market is saturated, why is Apple making a flash player, an MP3 player, when already I River and Rio has that market all locked up. And it was like Steve Jobs held that thing up and he's like, music is how we're gonna get back in people's lives And it was like, okay, whatever It's the most important probably

Technology reveal in the last yeah, ten years Why never understood about this very early MP3 plays is that a lot of them was shaped like a disc man They were the shape like a CD. What the hell was the point of that? I think to have people make that connection in their head, because that's how the form factor they were used to receiving music in. It's funny you say that. I saw a guy on a plane like two months ago listening to a fucking disc man.

Really? Yeah, like he was like this old guy. He like, when they said he could use electronic devices, he like pull out his headphones, like pull out a disc from his bag, and like put a CD in it, and like start listening. It was like, holy shit. I can't remember the last time I saw one of those. I would understand older people using those. He should have punched it to jog his knees.

We're just all like pounding on his chair. Yeah. My only thing is like with the whole reveal of the Xbox One is, I literally don't know what I would say I want in a console now that the 360 doesn't deliver. Like an old man with a disc man, he's like, this is good enough. It's like really the 360, whatever the next one's going to be the 720, the Xbox One, whatever they're going to call it, it'll probably have better graphics. If I can, as a blue ray it, it'll probably have better graphics.

If I can, as a Blu-ray drive, is amazing to me. I mean, that's like, and now that I can play Blu-rays on my Xbox 360, or my Xbox. One. Yeah, platform, whatever you wanna call it. That's enough for me. I just like, I think maybe games to me

are at the level where I always hope they get to. I don't know what else they could be. Yeah, I mean, the backwards, like, so there's no backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. I'm worried, I'm worried. What we've always talked about that. And the only, that's not a huge issue for me,

but there's one game coming out that I know I'm going to be playing for a long time, which is a Grand Theft Auto 5. Yeah. And that's hitting, and that wasn't designed for the next-gen console. So that's going to be something that's like, well, I'm going to have to keep my Xbox 360. So there's no, I'm actually going to be put into the, I don't want to think so. It's not a launch, I don't think.

So that's one game where it's like, damn it, I wish they would have that. And me personally, I mean, like Halo 4, like we do fails the week in horse knowledge stuff. I'm going to have to keep on the 360 until we make the jump to whatever the next Halo game will end up being. I mean, I've been playing a lot of Halo 4 lately. Yeah. I mean, I played the other day. I couldn't believe it. They actually had a challenge of the week or the month, which was to get a perfection medal. Oh, which was a achievement Halo 3. I'm like, fuck, I hated that. I hated that. There was an in Halo 3, they made it per.

What is perfection medal? You had to get 15 kills in a Slayer match or in a match, Team Slayer Slayer, and you can't ever die. 15 kills is it. So you can't just hide in the corner. You'll stuff to win You do have to win. Yeah, you can't you can't get perfection on the losing team Well, you couldn't inhale I reach and that's that I guarantee you something I will never get I cannot play Halo without dying

I was in a match where I got I was I was at 16 and zero and I couldn't fucking believe it So at that point, but you was your hot race and you'll have pretty much yeah No, no, I ended up like 17 and two Maybe maybe like so when you hit 15 and oh the run for something is be like I'm gonna hide the rest of the game like Dupont a warthog and You know what's happening? We were playing a shitty team and they had only three people and then a fucking ringer Ended up joining. No, no, he was a cram. Oh, okay And he destroyed me. I mean, there's some people that are just so much better. Well, there's some of them. Like in Halo 3, there was an achievement

to get an overkill. I never got that. I got that, but I got all the long achievements. It was first to get 1,000. I remember there was a step in razor which was get a triple kill with a sword. That was horrible. Which I tried to do.

I imagine I tried it in a hundred different matches. I could never do it. And then this one time I picked up the sword, sliced up two dudes. I was like, oh my god, I'm gonna get it. Cause another guy came right at me and I ended up punching him with a sword handle because the sword ran out

and I just clocked him in the face and he didn't die. I was like, oh, and I just threw my controller down and then I was like, this two minutes left in the game and I picked it up and I grabbed another sword and I actually got it in that very same game. I tried, like a hundred games and I had two chances in the same game. And it was actually an achievement guide.

It's on achievement hunters, the foot to job that. Really? Yeah. I remember too, because we were playing Halo 3 a lot together at the time. Well, we were racing for achievements. Yeah, you had more games in Halo 2 than anybody I know. How many games did you have?

Oh, Halo 2. Yeah, I had 4,500 games. 4,500 games. My God. Wow. An enormous amount of games. Joel as well Joel's those over Joel has more than I do but that was unique too because that was the

first Halo game that had save films so I was saving all my achievements when I got like stepping razor or stepping razor Memorial Day and also the one that killed two people with a laser that was another hard one the cheaters achievement basically yeah that's what stepping razor overkill and the kill two people with a laser that was another hard one the cheaters achievement basically yeah that's what step in razor overkill yeah and the kill two people with a laser one was one ever cheated on I had legit like save film I think that same thing like the

save film thing was just proof in the first month was entirely just proof of my achievements yeah yeah and I think mine are still up there well you never believe my ever kill you said it was bullshit I got a lot I was give you hell I got the last guy that he, I was just giving you hell. I got a little bit of it.

The last guy that he killed, he had to kill four people, what, five seconds apart? And the last guy was just standing there. But that happens a lot in Hayley. He's gonna like... The ones they have to pay for a minute. Just taking advantage of that. Let me read this thing.

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I don't know I don't think so yeah, it's just open and all so there's only one camera Are you gonna if you have to have it plugged in and you gonna cover up your lens? I'm telling you man my idea from that I talked about the game podcast is a great idea like a little bread box Like a little accessory just cover it, but you actually get a million dollar idea. I'll probably just get lazy. I've got probably one. There you go. There's a photo of it. Everything is kind of creepy. I just got a job. I cannot do it. I mean it's just it's the connect now. I mean it's I know but I don't have one. I'm like I'm gonna have to have one basically. I'm just gonna be on the top of my TV and I have one room and my bed is there and I'm gonna get naked in front of it

and change. You're gonna have to you know motion this thing that they were doing I Probably will just plug it in and leave it in my cabinet. Yeah Okay, yeah, not you use the functionality. Did you hear that people complain remember when we did the gaming podcast? I complain then cough by the way Oh, sorry about that when we Did the gaming, I talked about how sometimes when I'm watching videos on my 360 that people will say stuff in the movie and my connect will hear it and then pause or rewind or start doing some shit. People who were watching the live stream via their Xboxes and who had their connects plugged

in kept having the stream interrupted or fucked with because the guy was doing all the connect controls Talking to his Xbox and so everyone's connects at home We're listening to him and they're like kicking him out to dashboard or yeah one guy was like One guy was saying when the dude on the screen said Xbox home It just went to the dashboard Well someone someone twittered like it's gonna be funny when he can walk into the G-Montor office and say Xbox on and then six Xbox light up at the same time. Or Xbox off. That won't be funny.

What'll be funny is Xbox off. Yeah, that's gonna be wonderful. Like Michael, or you know, you fucking with Michael Jordan. Yeah, we talked about it on the game you won. Yeah. Yeah, that's gonna be a bad thing. That's gonna be a bad thing. I don't know, I'm curious.

I'm really, I'm excited for the next gen. It's gonna be fun. You know, I'm at a point where I'm just, where I was trying to get it earlier, where I don't know that I am like overall for any next gen, like that I'm overly excited about it. You always want new features, right? But the 360 has kind of dimmed my,

or I guess, I don't know how else to put it. It's like, it's already satisfied a lot of the need I have for change, because the 360 is so frickin' different than when it started, you know, it's a totally different platform. It's basically just a bump in internals, right? Just bump up the internal. A bump in internal, and I gotta say that like everyone, the complaint that everyone's making about used games, about what the feature is and how it works, essentially what they're saying, totally rumored is that you get a disc, let's say I get Halo 5, assuming they're saying, totally rumored is that you get a disc. What does that say? I get Halo 5.

I'm assuming they're going to make that game. Get Halo 5. It's available in the Xbox One. I have to install it. That's a big thing. You have to install games. But you can play them as you're installing. We can play them as you're installing.

Yes. That's cool. Did you guys play SimCity? I do not understand how that game worked at all. I downloaded a 100K file, and I was already playing SimCity. It was a 6-gig install. What's the World of Warcraft? You start a Warcraft? Startcraft, they do that?

It's only streaming it, but you get up to a gig. Really? SimCity was like, I was playing immediately. You could start almost instantly and like, World of Warcraft was game 15. And the eggs are something to start playing. Really? Okay, that's nothing.

Most people download it home. But you had to install the game. I install Halo 5 on my Xbox One and then I then I say it's my game and I'm playing it. And I've heard a lot of rumors like you can have like up to like two or three or four accounts, almost like iTunes where they can play on the installation of that game. And then I can install it like my computer on another thing. And if I'm not one of the accounts, I have to pay to play it. Like I don't have Halo 5 associated with my gamer tag at all now I have to pay to play it which is the used games fees what they're calling it but to me that actually is

great for me I mean I I'm not I don't buy a lot of used games I recognize that most people do but I do install multiple copies of a game in multiple places and want to play it without having the disk. And I usually have to wait until games on demand comes out to even have that functionality. Also, with multiple gamers in my house, it's kind of a pain in the ass to like, oh, I gotta give you my disk, you know, or like,

and it sounds more like a steam account, which I'm totally cool with, you know. Well, it sounds like similar to the Xbox Live Arcade right now, where whatever box you install the disk on, anyone can play it on that box. Yep. And it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, don't need, really the physical disk is like, all it is just copying the game. At some point, it's going to be like, you just buy the game zero day, you know, or like at launch and immediately download it. That's all you're getting is the data anyway. Yeah. So, hopefully this is sort of the beginning of the, just the disc list consoles. Which I mean, I know there's some games now, like, I got a press copy of Crackdown 2 and they just sent me a download code. And that was a couple of years ago.

That was the old office. That was three years ago. And so I'm kind of surprised that hasn't taken off more. But we are seeing now games on a man is definitely picking up. We're seeing a lot newer titles hitting it quicker. And so I think this will be sort of the next step that will lead us to, like instead of waiting in line at midnight, at GameStop. I think PS3 has some day one launches.

Like I think Borderlands 2 was available day one for download. I think, like, the 3DS, right? They do. Yeah, they do launch titles. So, baby steps, man. Yeah, no, and I'm cool with that. I'm all about, I mean, especially Google fiber getting here soon. This would be nice.

It's like downloading. I saw a picture of Google fiber on Reddit the other day. It's not a picture of Google fiber. Was it a picture of? It's a pack. They get a box. Oh, okay. I don't choose what it involves.

I think it's like the modem stuff in the box. Yeah. like someone like said goodbye 18 to your something for what it said, but it's a good by time order That's why I noticed it. Oh You know, I thought it gust would love that yeah, absolutely But I just to wrap up the whole thought about the Xbox one the thing that I identified with that people were saying is that this is a global audience You know, they even said at the end of the Xbox One presentation, they'll be available all around the world. They're not staggering in a release later this year. In any case, at least, they're trying not to stagger the release for different times

you guys. But a lot of people said this is what the Xbox One dashboard looks like to me being in not in the US. And it showed everything and they xed out everything they wouldn't be able to use. Netflix, HBO, Go, NFL, everything. not in the US and it showed everything and they exed out everything they wouldn't be able to use netflix hbodo NFL everything it was like 90% of the dashboard was exed out. It's like I'm not in your country. I don't have any of these services and they these services Specifically blocked block me netflix. We don't have that country was this. I think it was in Europe that country

What's Paris Paris capital? I. As far as I know. But, yeah, so I can relate to that. You know, because we have a lot of people to watch our podcast that are in the UK and in Australia. And so, you know, it's not everyone's a US consumer. And it felt doesn't mean a lot. What? Yeah, how unfortunate for them.

She caught the fucking shit storm. Did you see what happened with her? Yeah, traitor. What did you do? Fucking turn coat? What did I do? So an emergency? You don't even know What out of episode of immersion and Barbara somebody caught Barbara in her outfit she had an American flag on her sleeve I just want to say Indians were pissed about that. I did not So that on there it was given to me as

Why why are they pissed? I'm sure that's what the Nazis said. Oh, no, it was swastika, but that was always there. Yeah, they made sense. I didn't do that. I picked it by uniform. Well, one thing real quick, like, does anyone give a shit about the fact that the Xbox has to be all like connected the internet almost at all times? I don't know, but eh. Whatever.

Yeah, like people are like making such a huge fucking deal out of that. The internet is so annoying around the bedside. There it is. There's an image of it if you're watching the stream. Gavin. Gavin is sucking down the milk. So are those the new immersion suits? Like is that the, is that the, that's not the immersion?

No, those are, in fact, it was a big debate when we were out there at the racetrack, we put them in the blue paper suits. Yeah. Those are official racing suits that we got from. Yeah. I thought those are like the new immersion suits. No, no, those were like super expansive, like official racing suits that we got. Yeah, I think there's like the new emergence. No, no, those were like

Super expansive like real racing suit. I'm retardant like everything fun enough not milk retardant They were just retarded. Yeah Do we still have those? I don't even give them back. No, they were they were rental So we also had to retire the Oiler helmet. Oh really time. or really just because it's like you know with the the or logo was always something we never knew for the crop up that's a problem uh... you're in it

i'm glad that the episode of the market uh... do not know right we feel that April first people are taint that aversey podcast on the set of that location yeah people seem to like it it was fun i still a lot of comments being like this is like my favorite street video that that the gavin's of comments being like, this is like my favorite Rooster video. Yeah. That, the Gavin's vomit bag flying out the window

is probably my favorite. That's the bummer. It was set up, but it just abouts easier. The interesting thing for me, you know, being out there is like the chaos that happened in that final lap. Yeah. It's like the first two laps go by and I'm like,

all right, this is, I'm like, you're going fine. And then that third lap, like everything goes to hell and then like they pull up in the car And they just like barrel out of that thing like with the puke bag and they're like screaming I really love to say there was a lot more puke involved in that shoot that wasn't shown Yeah, sure, okay. Yeah, there's a lot of comments saying I can't believe Michael threw up and Gavin didn't Gavin did I'm gonna say I threw up a lot. There's actually a shot right at the end where you don't really see it But he's throwing up on the track. It's just like a little blip. I because my bag

Get up. Oh, here's me throwing up now that's me What was the driver's name Terry Terry that guy was awesome. We need can we include him in everything we ever do from the Lot of adlibs that we had. Like, people were wondering, why at the end, did we not have more of a wrap up? Like, you and all the other immersions. Immersions are very standard format. It's explaining the game, the concept in the game,

then there's a segment where we talk about how we're going to do it, then we show the experiment, then we do a wrap up. The wrap up on this one was truncated, but it was, Terry kept adlibbing stuff. And it was like, stuff that but it really was. Terry kept ad-libbing stuff and it was like, stuff that wasn't always appropriate. Nice.

One of my favorite things was the banter between Michael Gavin and Terry in the car. Yeah. Or even just like, Terry loves the bag. It was just ignored. I was just holding on. I found that truck and I was like, Terry, who I'm so down, he's like, and then there's one moment

where I was like, so do you ever drink milk and cheese puff before a race and he just goes, hell no. Oh, hell no. You know, before we met with him, this is Brandon's like pre anything like posture. That's good. He goes like this. And he goes like, so we're sitting there talking.

And we're in circle, Brandon's like talking. And we're talking to Terry. And I said, between laps, we're going to feed him milk and cheese puffs. And I said, you know, it's, we're gonna feed them milk and cheese pops. And I said, you know, it's like the tracks, you know, you can go pretty fast. I go, we've heard there's a chance they could possibly get sick. So, you're saying, if you're okay with that, it'd be something like, you drive in a way that like, more jeep horses, or they could possibly get sick. If you're okay with that, he goes, oh, I can get him sick.

He's like, I was worried you could tell me not to get him sick. He goes, oh, I can get him sick. And he's like, I was worried you could tell me not to get him sick. He goes, oh, I can get him sick. He goes like this on the first lap. Yeah. And like every single, we had a lot of race professionals out there, racing professionals that were there. We had the repair medics out there. There were people that were involved with the track

that we ran it from. Every single person, when we told them that there was going to be somebody in the back seat, they all was like, oh, who's in the back seat? That person is gonna get sick for sure. They were all 100% absolutely. Everyone was so excited. So then we put Michael both in the back seat, like on two laps.

Oh man. Also concentrating on something when your body is moving, but your thing isn't moving, it's massive cause of motion sickness. So looking at that screen where everything else was going on was really, it really threw you stomach around. There are these really funny gifts or gifs now. Yes, no gifs. Gifts. Yes.

Online it's comparing me feeding Gavin Milk and Lindsey feeding Michael Milk. Yeah. For Michael, Lindsey just hands in the bottle and he starts chugging me. I'm like shoving the bottle into Gavin's mouth as milk. It's just like pouring down. She's also yelling at him though.

I love that dynamic of Lindsey yelling at Michael. Surprise you didn't chip a tooth of Gavin's mouth as milk is just like pouring down. He's also yelling at him though. I love that dynamic of lint-y-y-o-lint Michael. Surprise you didn't chip a tooth of Gavin's or something though. You're like jamming that bottle in his mouth. It's a calcium. Yeah. It's like four to five feet deep. Yeah. It'll break and then regrow itself.

So that was so much fun to make that video. Yeah, that is, and that series in general is probably the single most requested series that we no longer make. Like, that's, it's so longer make. Like that's it's so when it came back and like it's always nice with something you can go away and then come back. Like people have always asked about it. Probably the one. There's probably some achievement that are stuff that you guys have for lack of better word canceled or mouthballed that people ask about. But in history of Rooster. Panics was always the one that people

always wanted to make more panic. Straight into the season two. No, that's fucking like a ray. I think it's a check. One of his catchphrases. And then, but immersion, man, people always ask about more immersion. So I'm so happy we're able to make it. And it's funny too, because I remember the first season so well. And the comments, there's always that like hardcore science brigade that shows up and tells us what a fucking terrible experiment it was.

Yeah. Like, you shouldn't have had them in the car with the people, they should have been in the same environment as the driver, and you would, you know, know whatever plays an Xbox in a car, a bad experiment. It's like, rap rap rap rap. Thanks, dude, that would have been the most boring thing I've ever watched, you know. Watching Gavin and Michael suffer, it's like,

you always get to balance the, like, science aspect with the jackass aspect, the torture chamber part of it. Yeah. Where, and with this one, obviously, leading a little bit more heavily towards the torture chamber side of it. So what are the next steps for immersion? Can you say anything about that? Sure.

So the big thing was, I think I talked about in the past, that there is a couple different TV networks, and we started focusing on one in particular, that we're interested in putting an immersion on the air. We knew going into that, that TV is longer time frames. They move a lot slower than we do on the web. We're used to like make something and put it out. And even this thing was long just because there was like,

there was a lot of people involved with the production of this episode. We had a sponsor. We had another group that was involved on that agency essentially that helped us get the sponsor. So there's a lot of approval process, which made a little bit longer. That's just, we're used to that at this point.

But with TV, you just end up in development for a while. And there's even like, it's crazy. There are agreements on, let me just send this in. Yeah. Oh, no, Mike. I got a direct me on Twitter, to ask me to take a specific picture of Joe the cat. It's like, I don't know how they got it.

They came through to my phone, so, Cruises. But when we looked at like going into the process with emerging, going into development with the TV network, Matt and I set a milestone out there saying, okay, if we get to this point and we don't have something like, we're getting this direction, we're definitely doing this, everyone's happy with what this show is going to be, then we're just going to do season two of immersion on

the web. I can tell you that that date was essentially when this episode of immersion comes out, this between season, because we're showing into the audience, we're going to put immersion back in there, I'm pluralizing everything. We're going to put immersion back in there, I'm pluralizing everything. We're going to put immersion back in their brain. So we're going to build up demand, we can't just do that and then like retreat back to like development land. And so that's where we are right now.

So this is a very critical week for us. We're making that decision of like, okay, this is go-no-go on this and then we'll figure out from there what we want to do TVY. How long was the gap between the pilot of immersion to the actual start of the second? First, it's not like a year, it wasn't. No, it was March to December. We showed it at PAX Boston. Yeah.

And it was the same time that we introduced Monty working on Red vs. Blue. That was a really cool panel. That was one of my favorite street panels of all time. Debuting immersion and Monty animating an RVB was... Well, that was, we showed the animation in red versus blue it was the the board all going through the wall yeah we showed four episodes of reverses blue with that yeah and Monty was kicking the crap of Jeff and Gus yeah yeah yeah he was in that video too yeah you got that sidekick into the car yeah I think that was Frank who gave me the idea yeah so I was fucked up so it was it was March of that year, late March, all the way to December.

The first week of December, right Brandon? Was that, was that what it was? It was taking a week of December? It will take a while after that. It was still, it was such a long period of time that we actually, yeah, Brandon didn't talk. Yeah, it was up there. Thank you, Brandon.

It was such a long period of time we actually showed the video game car pilot again. Like re-released it? Re-released it. Yeah-released it like it was a new one. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of. The delay between the showing it at PACS and then having the video game car. No, that's what it was. That was the gap.

Yeah. I was happy to hear mine. We put it online after PACS, though, too. It was up online. Oh, yeah, that's what I was thinking. And then we re-debuted it. No, what were you thinking about? What else were you thinking about?

I was thinking about, you know, like. Oh, that's what you were thinking of. When I introduced myself to someone, and I reached, you know, I was thinking, I don't even remember what that reference is now. It's so long. I was happy to hear my warning, my pre-immersion warning voiceover, carried over to the next season,

or what could possibly. Oh, you can be record that? No, that was recorded. That was recorded like four years ago, or three years ago, some way. I somehow always have like the first word in every season. Yeah, it's weird. So it, it's a good point for it.

So I'm gonna be actually saying that she goes, Jack has a really nice voice. Why don't you marry him? Well, that's the thing. I've learned my skill when it comes to voice acting. I don't come here to. The acting part, I can't do. But when it comes to reading dialogue,

just straight reading dialogue, doing an answer type stuff, I can do that pretty good you want to read these sure You can act like Ryan I'm sure what's that you can probably doppelganger Ryan Ryan his voice yeah Yeah, oh Ryan could doppelganger I already have I have remember I put him in the beard and have him do his impression Jack it was pretty fucking awesome What's up a team of hunter what's up guys? What's up, Achima Hunter? What's up guys? What's up internet? I want to find that fake beard. I always wondered what happened.

We should just get a stash of the tent. Didn't it get left behind somewhere? I thought we had the story behind that. Did you have an California at one point for some reason? It disappeared. Oh! We just had that Barbara Punkleman RTAA, which actually is. At least that was decent.

In animated adventure form, those were all really funny. That was a really good animated adventure. I was really good. It was funny all around like that. There's actually some of them was so bad. What was the one, the movie? Oh, our good. That's not even.

That was my one. Something went in and on. That was my favorite. I remember those dinners when you get them. And you would drive me crazy with those things So there's a pun off the oh Henry pun off I miss you. Oh, there's nothing yeah, I think it's been 19 I love people telling me I should go the thing is I'm I like doing puns when it's in conversation like on the podcast Coming up with like your own stand up routine for puns. Not as easy a stand up routine

Yeah, you have to come up with like a minute to minute 30 like Yeah, you have to come up with like a minute to minute 30 like routine essentially that you do on stage can't do that You know, it's not like a pun off like two people punning Is that I could definitely do that. We saw see a series called epic pun battle. Yeah, maybe next year I'll I'll do it I'll start working on your material history Even before they before YouTube guys started working your jack you remember you were at the congress office Yeah, yeah, we had those

Improv lessons where when we were doing more shorts. I wanted people to get like some more formal improv training and the next Step that I had in that process was I was gonna make everyone go to an open mic really five minutes of standoff Right I would quit. I would. Yeah, it's been a good run. Thank you guys. Yeah, doing it in probably internally is a lot different than that.

Let me take you, that was hard. Yeah, I mean, being up in front of us, it was really hard. Yeah, but we were all being on camera more, you know, and it was, you know, I thought it was helpful. I thought it was helpful. There was some really good things that they told us I'd never thought about. Joel basically schooled us all. Yeah, absolutely I mean the cool thing is like the only personal actor

Yeah, right the thing with like Jeff and I like we've been doing improv together basically since we started a She-Man Hunter because like we don't script any dialogue we do any a She-Man video so it's pretty much just like riff on well away That's not scripted Talk about drawing the curtain back jack. Holy shit, I had no idea. We actually did a behind the scenes video. You screwed the shit out of me right there, guys.

We did a behind the scenes video back to the old Congress office that we put up and people actually got a little depressed about it because it's basically Jeff and I'm moping around waiting for a video and then it's pretty much hit play and then we turn it on and we're like, all right, hey guys, what's up? And then as soon as the video's over, back to off. Is it because you're miserable? Well, it's just like, look at him.

What do you think? Yeah, absolutely. Look how miserable I am. It would be a funny idea for a sketch though, which would be the achievement-hunter writing session. We were like, I don't know, what's up, guys? We actually made it was ball. We got the source full of like butts.

We actually thought we were always with the butt. The butt source. We thought about doing a fake behind the scenes video for Let's Play, where we come up with everything like a right as me. So my crew should probably run around here. And if Gavin comes through here and maybe, maybe, maybe try to tease it, or the tease it would've been over here. Like a really serious guy.

You have focused groups. Yeah, that'd be awesome. You have like a one way mirror. How loud is the testing group watching it. How loud should you be? How loud should we make them out? Like, how? Oh, here we go.

Real quick, before you go into that, because I was saying that actually thought that you had a funny, not funny, a good voice-o-voice. Thank you. And that reminded me, someone would want to bring up for a little bit of time, she's not here, so I can bring it up. Again, my first warning flag, it's flag here. Oh can bring it up. So again my first like warning flag.

Oh, do we have to wait for it? I think this is weird. With Ashley. I am sorry. The sheet of the pocket. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. It's just tossed. There's no one else listening. Yeah. So this is for it. Let's see if this button this. This is fine. This is weird as I do.

So we were talking about iPhone storage on the iPhone. Okay. Okay. And she has an iPhone 5 and I have an iPhone 5 and we're analyzing how much storage we have And I was looking through it and I said well like how much like video do you have she because I have this money video that takes up I said well the bulk of mine is I was looking I was like I can't figure out like how much music do I have how much music do you have on your phone like storage wise And she goes I don't have any music on my phone. I go you don't have a single Song not a single album anything.? She's like, no. If you do that a lot on their phones,

because I know it's an option. I was like, yes, like the number one thing that people use the store. If she was like Spotify or... She had nothing. How does she listen to music like? I don't know. It was like, it's her, it was just like not even a thing.

So when she unpacked a phone and had phones with it, was she just like, Wait, you can use those for call. It's weird, right? It's weird. That is weird. Okay. Run away. So that's it. I don't think that's a bad thing. I think it's better than having way too much music. Or shitty music. How many photos does she have?

You know that? Tons of photos. There you go. That's one of the number one storage things photos. That's really disturbing to me. Is it a new gap? If I phone to a round with Jeffrey Dahmer was alive, he wouldn't have had any music. Yeah, it's like, just like serial killer little shit. It is.

It's hidden. It's like deeper there, right? Yeah, she's lunatic. I think she should get one song and put it on her phone. So what does she do? She's walking. I don't know. I don't know.

She does know the treadmill gaming thing I showed that to her. That was like watching like someone finding them like, like, you see the big years you just go, click, like when you give someone heroin for the first time. Yeah. Pretty much. She, she plays this game that does you hate call me. Nino cooney. Nino cooney. Fuck that game. She plays that on the treadmill. I'm not kidding. In the first, like, 10 days, she walked 120 miles. Yeah.

She uses, like she walked to Dallas. She walked. Yeah, she uses it. She walked in Dallas. She walked like half a marathon every day. She must be fit. She said she's up to like 400 miles now, right? I don't know what she's not that high, but she does it like three or four hours a day. She says it's an amazing amount for her. How much do your treadmill cost?

I'd tell you, like 400 bucks. You think the best, it's the best. You list this 400 bucks. Yeah, that's a big program. We talked about the Gus and said you get a treadmill for like a hundred and fifty dollars. No, I said you said it was impossible to get a treadmill for less than hundred fifty dollars. No, I said you you said it was impossible Get a treadmill for less than three hundred dollars. I said that

I said a good one was like like a thousand a two thousand mines. Okay. Yeah, mines pretty good What's okay about what's okay? Don't answer this because we already had this discussion What's the difference between a bad treadmill and a good treadmill like what is it about yours? That's bad probably the motor is probably one thing and then the other thing is just the sturdiness of the frame materials that are used to build it. Okay. Let's do it longer lines. Over time, it'll just go and squeak and shatter.

Some of them, you can set where they'll raise up and you can run on an incline. Mine does that. Oh, it does? Yeah, I usually walk at a five incline, and the five. The five, if I'm playing, I guess it's five degrees. That's fine.

I'm playing Far Cry 3 right now. I'm up to 38 miles, playing Far Cry 3. And to give you the perspective I have, half the outposts. Okay. So I walk in a five degree incline and three miles an hour. But if I ever play anything like Halo,

I gotta go flat and like one and a half to two miles. I'm surprised you can use an incline and go faster in Far Cry 3 because there's so much stealth. Or maybe you don't play stealthy No, I do with me in far cry three I was always like sneaking and in the jungle and like never being seen hey when the fuck am I gonna get the ability to take down Heavies. Oh, that's late. That's that's pretty far When you're in the arithas so when we're down the treadmill you you you brace yourself to hold the controller

You're just walking not touching anything. I tell you, I wiped out... Broke your flag, or something. Or rackulously, yeah. I was gonna say. The only thing is you step on the part of the treadmill that doesn't move, just like drift, when you're going left, and you step on the part of the treadmill, and you stumble, stumbling a treadmill, and you're like, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop came out of my ear and I like just not even think it's reached out to get it and then your your center of gravity like falls forward like oh Jesus like grabbing on to

whatever you can to try to write yourself. The following on treadmills is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Yeah that was probably one of the best jacks skits was the treadmill stuff. Has anyone ever modified a controller where the treadmill power is the forward on a obstacle? Yeah there's a group who did that with a world of warcraft. Where you were modified. Yeah so you're walking in the real world,

was equivalent to the walking in the game. That'd be interesting. So anytime your character had to move, you had to start walking on this treadmill to make a move forward. When I first started doing it, and I got really into doing it, that was like right after the,

actually the last season of immersion, when I did, I want to see like a side-by-side of like me from the last episode of immersion, and did I want to see like a side-by-side of like me from The last episode of immersion and then this one we just did like We could do that we did really different Only we had put each other but I at the time in the office I didn't want everybody here the motor all the time So I went out and bought for like 120 bucks. I bought a treadmill that was just the belt. Oh, I remember that

Yeah, I think it didn't work for shit. That thing was terrible. Well, so you had to actually push on it, like push. Yeah, it was almost like a hamster wheel in a way where you were born. I would rather have a hamster with you. Yeah, I mean, the problem with this one is it created resistance. So it was much harder to walk than normal.

Yeah, you had to really concentrate. Yeah. The, the, the trigonal just the motor just keeps you going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let me read this thing. I got, I got sidetracked. When I remind everyone, this podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. The, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the the most from the recent innovations, Squarespace has a 24-7 support team providing live chat during the week and extremely fast email support any time day or night.

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fucking without God damn it. So, thank you. That was really fun. I came from the last time I hit someone with something like that. I've been thinking about doing something with birdie.com, and I don't know what. I feel like maybe talking about hit something with something like that. I've been thinking about doing something with birdie.com, and I don't know what. I feel like maybe talking about like I'm there posting some stuff that I do outside of Rishriji.

You do stuff outside Rishriji? Well yeah, you came to something with me last night. What? Oh yeah, yeah. What did you do? I would do the... There's some initiative. I shouldn't know what I'm talking about here.

So there's an initiative here that was it was in New York and in Austin and San Francisco It was called I'm arch and it was a movement for immigration reform Oh, yeah, and they asked me to moderate the panel. How did it go? I thought it went pretty well I thought it went pretty well. There's some interesting people on that. Yeah, I didn't know I'm not an expert in immigration I told them that when I when I was doing this But my experience with you two guys getting you visas to come to the US was frustrating as hell, but worth it, obviously.

Yeah, really worth it. Totally worth it. If we, no, I'm gonna, when you get married or something and just lock in the country. Going for a green card. Either of you. I'll do it.

Yeah. I think I actually have a meeting like next week about it. Yeah. Definitely go for it. Yeah, why not? I mean, yeah, why wouldn't it? That way it's like. I have an meeting like next week about it. Yeah? Definitely go for it. Stats it. Yeah. Why not? I mean, yeah, why wouldn't it? That way it's like, yeah.

I have an awkward conversation with Barbara about it. So it's like a couple of weeks ago, it's like, so, are you happy? That reached you. She's like, yeah, I was like, you want to keep working here? She's like, what's wrong? I was like, no, no. I have to know for immigration purposes. So we can get started working on your paper, huh? Why did you have to? I'm like no no I have to know for immigration purposes So we can get started working on it when your paper. Huh? Why did you have to have her boss? Oh?

Yeah, we're she's my she's my only employee Adam Adam used to work for me, but I don't I promoted Rebels Rebels. Rebels is fun. Well, I mean, kind of. She's, Rebels is fucking huge now. That doesn't work.

It's only three weeks older than my dog. God, dude. That dog is so damn big. Oh, so I'll draw a guy. Joel is telling me at one point he came downstairs and was in the lobby and Rebels spotted him and Rebels darted for Joel and actually shifted Adam's desk, like moved the whole day. I saw Holly playing with Rebel ones.

Oh, I think she was talking to Joel because Joel was set at Adam's desk and Holly was like, she either flanked with a dog or something to with Rebel ones. Or I think she was talking to Joel because Joel was set at Adversess. And Holly was like, she either flanked with a dog or a dog or a dog. I mean, you know, she's like, what is she doing to voice? But I think what happened was that Holly couldn't see Joel because of the monitor. So she looked under the monitor like this

and then Rebel saw someone through the door and ran and took the desk and it slid the desk and slammed the dolly's face. Wow. And I was just walking by and she just saw her go. Oh, she has a lot of unlucky moments. She trips all the time. I think she fell again recently in hallway. I've seen a fool from being sat down in the chair.

I don't know how she does it. No, she fell out of the chair once. While sitting down. Yeah. You need to work for that. Man, you're gonna work for that. We're seeing more security. You're pretty.

You're pretty. The RT life with the tree falling down. That's fucking tree man. Have we talked about that on the podcast at all? Have we talked about your dog? Yeah, yeah. Um man. Have we talked about that on the podcast at all? I'm gonna be talking about your dog Maybe we mentioned we mentioned it. Yeah, maybe this past week. What's your dog's name? Oh, that's right. In the ground. Emma. You wouldn't come to Game of Thrones because the dog

It's one time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, yeah, Emma's great. She's a little cute. She's so cute She's a friend. Yeah, Why did you get a dog? Oh, puppies, yeah. Why did you get a dog? Because my girlfriend wanted a dog and I, you know, I was like, all right, let's get a dog. And now I wanted a dog. Yes. But now you have a girlfriend, right? She lives right now with me.

Where does she live permanently? Right now. So how long for? We'll see. We're working on it. That sounds like a great scam. I want to get a dog on the other side of the world. That's a good way to do it. She's awesome want to get a dog on the other side of the world That's the interesting thing like a like a plan where we try we basically get into relationship with someone

Convince them to buy a dog and then leave and see who can quit You can do a great plan Gavin. Jesus. He's like the equivalent of like convincing someone you're pregnant So they have to stay with you. How do you do that? I think I'll tell you that. You'd have a much easier tribe than us. Yeah. What you do is you take griff balls and then you go, whoop!

You know what it works? If you just go up in nine months. You know, for that two week, just show it up with a full pregnancy belly and said, I'm pregnant, right having a baby tomorrow. Now you have to love me. Now you have to love me now you have to love me and the baby

this will change your hair yeah that's Emma she's freaking awesome how old you dog she is just over two months right now what it's what kind is it Australia she is an Australian shepherd mixed with sheba I think or sheba or someone like I don't know we know it's also she's Australian shepherd and then some some other stuff but she's super cute and her paws aren't gigantic like rebel you could see it calls for Well, we got her we got her a pound like or we got her Austin pets alive. So it was like these are

Yeah You know orange Orange of course. Of course. It's like Yes, but I have that flat sauce been hit face. I gave Joe the cat a bath in the day. Oh, yeah, that go. Fucking badass. No.

Did you just stand there? He was becoming outdoor cat now. Like he just hangs out all the time. He pretends he doesn't know you when he's with his friends. Pretty much, guys. Like, hey, hey, hey, when I go to pick him up from the mall,

he gets like, finally, he looks like. Drive around, drive around. I can walk away. But he like lays out on the back porch or so, you get in the baking in the sun. That's like his drive around, drive around. He can walk away. But he lays out on the back porch, so he's getting the baking in the sun. That's what he does now. And as a result, he became a bit of a flea bag.

He's very flea-ridden, and so I bade them, and that was fun. How's his tan? What's that? How's his tan? Pretty good. Yeah, he's not soft and fluffy now. So he actually put up, okay, with the bath?

Fuck, no. He didn't at all. He freaked out. I would love to see that. It makes me think of that older video I'm so happy now. So he actually put up okay with the bat? Fuck no. Okay. He's all free. I would love to see that. It makes me think of that older video on the internet of the cat in the cat washing machine. Oh, okay. That's a lot like that. That's such a mean fucking video.

Under the seat. So it's one of the famous image of the cat in the shower. Yeah. His eyes are so huge. So was that the first time you saw Joe the cat with any form of emotion about anything? Because I imagine, because he doesn't give a crap about anything. So when you put him in the bath, he must have been like,

what am I feeling right now? What is the Jack's dog? Sorry? He hissed at your dog. Never saw Joe do it. He hissed ever. Well, the dog just ran up to him barking, and he just hissed, that was it.

I think he noticed that the dog was getting more attention than he was. No, it was, it was, she's awesome, but I like I have two cats. I have two cats for that Yeah, they're like 10 years old. Oh my god. What's yeah, so this is this can't be oh I have seen this video There's a cat washing device called the pet spa it looks. Oh, we'll put this in the link dump for those of you listening Is this cooler is this good? Yeah, yeah Yeah, so this is the original one actually has the little mermaid song under the sea plane I don't think anything could be this is what this this poor cat right there

And no, it's something's wrong and then and here we go That cat is having a heart attack right now that cat is slowly dying at least all of it Now that is exactly what I would do, but imagine I'm that sheet of paper. That scraping noise, he must be making hitting that. He was doing that, but on my body. Do you think that's a big reason people declaw cats? What, it's like a fake one?

Yeah, no. I've watched the main reason people declaw cats save their furniture. Yeah. I've watched my cats before. If you get a firm grip on them and they know they're not going anywhere, eventually they will calm down. It's gonna take it. It's put like clips.

So at least I know that's what mine do. I don't know. But you should make a video of a cat behaving when you pinch it. Oh, you take out. Oh, the binder clip. The binder clips, one of those black clips with the long silver tabs on it.

And you squeeze it's like a triangle, black triangle. And you pin it on the neck to just lock up. Yeah. And we can try that with him though. And he did, does that actually work? Whenever he cat? It works on the cat in the video. I believe the internet when it comes to cats. That's like the one source of authority

that the internet has. That's the only source of. Yeah, the, we have a, oh, brains are they have a picture comparison between me for a different immersion. Wow, who's looking on that? That was quick look. Yeah, there we go.

Geez. Wow, that's pretty different. look you look much better on the right That was the doom one too. Yeah, I saw that low star shirt too. I'm waiting So the but jinx actually actually got it. She got it the worst Cuz she's like hey, hey, and I was like well I looked over when we're washing the cat and she said come on Hey cut it out and I look over and fucking're washing the cat and she's like, come on, hey, cut it out. And I look over and fucking Joe has, I mean, literally, she had his arms like that

when we were holding the sink and I was washing them off. He had taken his two main fangs and they were just in her arm. Like, you were in. Like, we pulled them off. And she was just like, hey, and she's like, cut it out. I think actually, on my profile on Rooster Teeth,

I have a picture of me washing Kusei in a sink. And it's one of those things. That's nice, actually. You can actually see a... Yeah, there's old Joey Cat. That's been being dried off, it looks like. Yeah, Cat. That's where the bathroom's entirely wet.

That's not the bathtub, that's the floor of the bathroom. Cat's hate being washed, they love being dried. It's weird. But on my profile, I have a photo of me washing Kusene. You see her hand on the side of the tub, and it's like, you can see all of the muscles in her arm, trying to pull herself out of it. I had a cat that actually liked baths.

Oh yeah. And in fact, if I didn't close the door to my bathroom when I was showering, she would come in and jump in the shower with me. That's cool. I'd be like, what the fuck can I do? Can I even regret it? Did you let it do it? Did you let it do it?

Yeah, why not? It was like, okay, great. They don't have to wash a cat. Some soap for me, some soap for you, right? It's got to be. I guess it would mean you couldn't munk in that, though. Why not? Just make sure you lock the door.

Or make sure you close the door. Or just don't aim for the cat. You don't want a crusty cat later on, dude. What's in the shower? Don't take it to your shower. Have me the keyboard. Oh, did you ever see the picture of the cat that doesn't have a drink? Oh.

Jack, give me a nut. Give me a look. It's like the ultimate internet experience. Cat's. Control T. Control T. So by the time this podcast comes out, there will be a short that we've released that's coming out today. Thursday. Happy birthday. Oh, right. Yeah. So it is your birthday, Gavin.

We'll start with that. So my wife left you a funny Facebook comment. I wish she had tweeted it because I wanted to retweet it where she said, Happy Birthday Gavin. I think you're top even though you look like a bottom. It was good. It was witty. Wow.

I think I was fucking funny. I was like, that's really fucking funny. I got, because I think I'm about birthdays. I couldn't give it. It's hot lad. So, wait till play. There you go. There you go. There's a catcher in here from a sink. You can't just give it. Talk loud. So, wait till play. There you go. There you go. There you go.

There's a cat drinking from a sink. The cat does no idea what to drink. So, it decides the drink by like pushing its head into the face. It has the drink in the liquid that runs down its head. And then, the drink in the runoff. It's too hot. It's too hot. It's too hot.

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you're closer to the age of 50 now than when you were born. Yeah, as soon as it ticked over to 21st, I guess, there's more time between me being born and now than there is between 50. Jordan had a, Jodan 23, had a funny reply. Would he say some like, you're now older than most babies? Yeah.

That's a good point. Only now. You're closer to... I'm close to 50 than I am. Then zero. Then you are to being born. Yeah. I get what you're saying there.

Yeah, why are you... What does that mean? You're the one with the most babies. I get Jordan's joke. It was not like he's stupid. I hate you, Jordan. Just kidding. It's just a dumb reply to a most babies. Wow, I get Jordan's joke. It was like a stupid, I hate you, Jordan. Just kidding. It's just a dumb reply to a dumb tweet. Oh, I see.

So yeah, it is. And on your birthday, we released a short, which is coming out tonight, which we can talk about freely because this will air. Made out with a dude. This is the short we showed at the Paxies panel. First dude you've ever kissed in your life? Oh, yeah. They'll delay there.

That's all right, yeah. Except cool. I said, okay, I should, okay, have you kissed anybody since then? Any dude since then? No. The weird thing was is that I was asked to do that. I was like, sure, why not?

It'd be funny, right? And then afterwards, everyone was like, I can't believe you did that. I mean, did they pay you more to do that? I was shocked that you could do that so easily. Yeah, but what's so bad about it? I don't understand the big deal. Oh God I can also say oh God. I can't watch it because I've never seen it

I haven't seen this I refused to watch it Oh, there we go. I said she might not her plug there Other thing to is that if this was probably the single most watch short internally Like everyone watched it over and over in your office We guys had a loop what testing the DVD to be fair. I every time I walked in office There's a lot of videos on that DVD this one was playing I don't know what Adam's into he's the one

Short once and it was at our panel at Pazzi me too. I've seen it everywhere I know cuz people always started driving to watch it Yeah, Bob would shove me into the room and I would just hear the music What I know what was going on It was more awkward for me to watch you kissing Samantha Why to watch you kissing Tom? You don't like to much to make out Yeah, no like like she's married like I know her like Tom's like it's it's different like I Yeah, I know, like, she's married, like I know her, like Tom's like, it's different. Like, I feel like I know her, I know her husband, and Tom's just like an improv actor who does goofy stuff.

So I would expect that from him. Yeah, you also see I think a lot more lit in the Gavin's man the kiss than the Gavin Tom kiss. It's amazing how non-sexual it is to make out with someone when you're being filmed. Like it's not hot at all. Especially like take after take after take. Yeah, my mouth. I don't need time to do it. One sexual it is to make out with someone when you're being filmed. Like it's not hot at all. Especially like take after take after take. Yeah, on my mouth. I'm going to have to do it.

I guess we did like 10 of each at least. It took a couple hours to film. Yeah. And the most disturbing thing is Chris was filming it. I would glance his face behind the camera and he'd be going, with a stop. I took video Chris who was filming and he was just going like this. Oh my god. I didn't even know he was doing this.

Oh no. Not until I said, hey you know what you're doing with your mouth. Is he doing a video of it? I think so. Oh my god. It's like someone who plays a video game and like leaves with their returning. And then we and then he was taking a still for the thumbnail. He was making me do all these faces. He was like, all right, do your faces like this. turning and then we and then he was taking a still for the thumbnail he was making me do all these faces he was like I do faces like this and I kept bursting out laughing because the behind the camera I could just see like one eye and this like he would be doing it as well

yeah we filmed so okay when do we film that that was filmed back in February I guess January yeah we showed it in a pack season I had a very tired mouth at the end of the day Yeah, it's hard to kill that in the kitchen Which is pretty much like okay? No one in the entire office make any noise for the entire day the kitchen I got to say Gavin has like taken several for the team at the last couple big on totally good to if it's filmed I'll do pretty much anything yeah as long as it doesn't involve anything in my household. And we showed that attack. Well, it's possible.

There you go. And we had, I don't know if we did anything in PAX Prime with Gavin, but I remember at RTX, you weren't here. And that's what I told the story about Archive Trust Radio when I kicked you in the journal. My penis. Is it a vinyl?

Bond against the metal. You talked about him, Timo, for the time you talked about how you do anything if it's filmed. Yeah, I'm honestly going to be disappointed if I don't get seriously injured in immersion. In this week's RT recap, we did a bunch of spit takes where we all spit on Brandon. I read the email that went out. I would not do that. I'm a little under the weather.

I'm a little froggy today. But I mean, and he said it was okay because it's not, people aren't spinning on him. It's just water. There is. Many people's mouths. And. He's so wet. My counter argument to him was, okay,

so it's just water that's in someone's mouth. He goes, yes. So what if we got a line of homeless people? And they all did spit takes on you. It's just water in their mouth, right? He's, no, I wouldn't do that. So what's the fucking difference? Yeah. Good point. Some of those animators,? No, I wouldn't do that. So what's the fucking difference? Yeah.

Good point. Some of those animators, you know, I don't know. I'm almost. Sure. One of those guys has to be. I don't trust where they've been. Yeah, then we had to do one take where it was a Brian and I, and I was side of him, we're supposed to spit taking

them both sides. And the way they were positioning us lining us up, I said, guys, we're just going to spit on each other. Yeah. They were like, oh, yeah. You came in so conlet before, but did you get spilt? I came at the last minute to include myself in the spitting. That's what she said, you know.

So you came in the last minute and got wet. No, well, I spat on him once, and then they were kind of like rotating people in and out to get more and more. And at the last take, they had everyone who was still there spit on him at the same time. So obviously everyone's cross streams. I've no idea what you're talking about. I've know I do it.

I caught it too. Nothing, continue. Anyways, everyone's spent on each other, but I got the bulk of it, and then Brandon hugged me, and he was just covered in water and everything. So I had to change clothes. What?

I don't understand what's happening. What happened? It ran into battered cry. You watch, bud. Just rewatch it. it'll be funny. It's about 65, 67 minutes in. You said it really made it really terrible. And I couldn't let it go by.

It was just such a bad joke. Um, yeah, who was JJ, keep saying bootcake. I thought he was taking the piss, but is he okay? He says that. It's buccaki. Is that what he says? It's like everyone lined up. It's real easy.

I wasn't sure, yeah. He was like every Ogana line, you know, like a Bukai climb. What? I wasn't sure if he had a Bukai with us or he would. I said to Kerry, we were just like... Bukai? Bukaki? What was one of those things?

Well, which one to be the person you correct some? Which one is what? Bukaki and Kegredi. Which one fucked up that he doesn't know or that you know? It's the weird from the internet. Everyone knows what it is. Even I know what it is. Yeah. the Internet everyone knows what it is yeah but for like that like yeah it's a Japanese word yeah yeah I knew a dude forever who pronounced he knew the words souffle when he read it he re he read it as stuff all uh...

and that and that was that way the word i thought the word i knew the word epitome i knew that word in my head that the tone when i read it in it whenever i read it i read it as epitome there's a guy for a bc news again chakta who is reading a press release from

the white house and he read literally as light rally and he's kept going like you didn't and he read literally as light rally. Like, and he just kept going. Like, he didn't like track himself and he was like light rally. All right. Dude, I love to watch people's like thought process, derail, where they make a mispronunciation. I always had that with walkin' Phoenix, that guy's name.

It was, was it? Yeah. Yeah, but whenever I would read it, I'd thought it was someone different. I think last part, Cass, we talked about BioPick and Biopic. Yeah, he didn't call it Biopic forever. I always thought it was someone different. I think last podcast we talked about, BioPick and Biopic. Yeah, he didn't call the Biopic forever. I always thought it was Biopic too. Did you guys see the guy who got fired from the news broadcast?

Oh. He was very first day. Yeah, she's a fire. What do you say? Well, fuck me or someone. Yeah, he was like, someone's difficult. It's like a difficult name to say. He was like, well, fuck me.

And then he was like, something really weird, like really weird phrasing that he was from the South or something. It was his first day. Yeah. No, his first broadcast. Yeah, I was like, his co-anchor is introducing his like, no, this is a bunch of shit.

And it like, the, the, the, the, and he did some kind of loses it. Like, it rattles her. And she's like trying to, like, regain composure. They went to commercial party to come back and the dude's gone. Yeah. It didn't exist.

She's literally like interested. Like, this is his first, first broadcast ever and he just goes nuts on it. Yeah, I mean, life stuff's hard. Yeah, we do the, I mean, not this one, obviously, but normally every week, you know, we have to put this podcast out at a certain time. And, you know, despite the fact we've been doing it for several months now, it's still like, you've got to get all this shit right. You have to coordinate with a bunch of people. I feel comfortable saying this because it's taped, but I actually find today beater because I know it's still like you gotta get all this shit right you have to you have to coordinate with a bunch of people. I feel comfortable saying this because it's tape but I actually find today beater because I know it's not live yeah I literally know it's people not watching

it right now. It feels like it's a different pace. It does it does and I know now the audience is gonna say oh I thought the same thing the whole time yeah we were putting that idea in their heads. It's not seeing the interaction or reacting to what's coming back. Yeah. Even if we don't mention it, you can still see it, you know, what they're thinking. But you definitely, I mean, after doing this for what 200-something times now, like you do slip up occasionally and kind of do something.

Like even like on, I think last week on horse or pig or something, I messed up in my editing. Like I've done 160-something episodes of horse, where I forgot to like change the name of the map author and everyone has lost their shit over. It's like, I'm sorry that I fucked it up once. Yeah. Yeah.

Just to make mistakes. Yeah, we had a fucked up thing in last week's podcast where we uploaded the audio file, then after it was uploaded, when it was on the server, somehow an audio track got fucked up. So like 47 minutes into it, it sounded weird. Like there was a track that was doubled. So within five minutes I'd found it and replaced it. But still we were like, oh my God,

doesn't anyone prove it before you post this? I'm like, it was fine. I swear to God. Like the file just got fucked up somehow in the upload and it was replaced almost instantly. And that happened with a mask. Yeah, thanks dude. Do you know like in the history of Red versus Blue,

we never had a continuity error or any problem. I'm not going to get back. I'm going to get back. Alright, so turn this up. Let me just say something really weird. We can't turn it up here. I have a replay from the beginning. They're about to bust into this guy.

North Dakota's news, NBC. And this guy's first day, and she's being introduced while bitching. What am I miserable with? Yeah, this fucking room, so far. I'm used to being from... Pfft. I think the problem was, I think, I think actually when I listen to that thing, they're talking about you're listening to North Dakota's

finance or whatever, he's like, yeah, fuck it, bullshit. I think you didn't want to be in that shitty market. No, I, I, I, I, I, I, It's obviously young guy starting out. I thought he was nervous. He was even talking about being from the East Coast. He did not want to be in North Dakota market. Obviously young guy is starting out. I thought he was nervous. He was even talking about being from the East Coast. He did not want to be in North Dakota.

I think really. Oh, I thought the story I had heard, and you can kind of hear him do it, is like he's looking at a copy for an upcoming story he has to do. And he has to mention some foreign politician, and it's a really difficult name. And he's trying to pronounce it, and he just goes, fucking shit. Fucking shit. Because he has to say that I'm fired. Does he say fucking gay ass shit?

No, no, no, he was saying something else. Oh, yeah. Yeah. God, yeah, this is like everything you could possibly say get fired from the news in one day. See, I'm happy we could swear on this live broadcast. Yeah, but see, doing this podcast, I've done radio and stuff after like since we've been doing this podcast,

I get nervous as hell anytime I do live radio. It's like, oh, God, I'm going to say something. Because I'm just so used to just being natural now worrying about what you ever do. But then you start thinking about it. And this is where a lot of people do you? No, I don't typically. But it's like, but even then I'm gonna say something. Cause I'm just so used to just being natural now worrying. What about you? But then you start thinking about it. And then- You don't swear a lot though, do you? No, I don't typically.

But it's like, but even then, it's like now that, like you know you're not supposed to, like you almost, like it is almost makes it easier to curse. Yeah. It's weird, but. But all the years doing Revers Blue, we never had like any continuity errors or anything like that. And then the, what, what episode was it where they had that,

there was a continuity error. It was like the first time I ever let anyone else direct an had that there was a continuity air was like the first time I ever let Anyone else directed episode there was a continuity air. There was a character like standing there We's not in the thing at all and then they churned us up funny. Yeah, that's the first caboose's Cecil Cecil That was oh I remember yeah, that was very early. No, no, that was like season two season two Yeah, and then like there was a whole character Oh, yeah, it was caboose's brother Cecil. I wasn't there and I couldn't direct that episode He came back in season 11. He came back in the outtakes of season five right? Yeah

Then quickly after that there was another continuity error after the same Patrick's day episode when Tucker came back as the wrong color Yeah, oh no Tucker's color was always a massive problem. But you know from season seven, when you directed it, Tucker's color would change depending on where he was standing to. It was that season. Well, also the, I mean, that was different though.

That was the case, definitely in the later season. In the earlier season, in the Halo one days, it wouldn't change though. Because everyone went to a different color green for the Sympathetics thing. Right, you never went back. You never went back to the crew never returned to his But that was one of the annoying things to say and instead of off for something like that Teal I think I think season seven was the first time we saw Tucker in Halo 3

Is that right? Yeah, we spent a lot of time trying to get it all right and because they always change the names of the colors every game We were really trying to forget we had had to actually stand three different dudes. I was cyan and teal. All three of those colors would be interchangeable across the game. Fuck that. Like, Aqua was teal and then teal was cyan. And instead, the only two colors that are like that

in any game, it's the same in Minecraft with the dies of was. Like, to cyan or it's this teal. I always get annoyed. Just don't put one of them in. Just leave one out. And those colors, like blue greens, anything that's got green and it gets fucked up like you guys know you guys are not assuming maybe not you Barbara maybe I'm assuming too much though have you ever played street fighter before street fighter?

yeah of course I have hey blanca what colors blanca is green he's yellow to me I swear I five do you do it? I don't know what it says that I think what you should google is a red green color blind test like one that tests varying degrees to see like how color blind You are because it could be a lack of a little bit. Don't do the drawings that middle one right there. That's in the game He's on fire. He's electric there. I'm talking not electric. He's electric It doesn't count when his electricity is on don't click on that you motherfucker. That's right

Look on him fighting. They always draw on his Greece grease I recognize that the cut when they draw on his What's on the right look at the drawing look at that thing Visiting original image that is fuck Zeman Cotroll control control scroll. Oh my god. What are you doing control scroll? Loud noises hold down control and scroll up with your mouse over the picture What color is that blue Blue thank you. It's block of funny block up. What color is that? No, I mean that's yellow. That guy's yellow. That guy's yellow is yellow

But then look at the image up here like that's green That's green I recognize that they always make him green in the art, but he's in the game He's fucking yellow and I always wonder why they draw on his green doing in the game. He's fucking yellow. Do a color blind test How do you say yellow character? That's the ultimate coach? That is account No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, green but in the game is fucking yellow well that's kind of like a greenish yellow i get that and but i for years people said what colors blanco this is green in the game is not the fucking yellow character i understand i feel your pain all of a sudden so i have it's a problem for years i'm finally glad somebody acknowledges that is there a way to prove that we're all seeing the same color let me talk about this before

that how the brain there's like online like what if that is red I think this online games you can play that like test your color perception your perception of that color yeah but what if you see green as red philosophy these guys you know what is the color you've grown up you've seen that color and people boy said that's red to you like what a great philosophy is like is the cookie delicious if you if you don't eat it like what what what what if the sky for me is what I see on the grass? No, I get what you're saying. Like if I look through your eyes, would everything be weird? Right.

Or would it be a slightly different shade? Do you think it maps? We all have different eyes. Depending on how people describe colors. Like, they describe blue as being weird. You can't rely on descriptions because people are fucking stupid. Well, that doesn't work because you would say red is like fire. But if fire looked blue to you, because you would say red is like fire.

But if fire looked blue to you, you'd say that blue looked like fire. It's true. What are you saying? And everything that whole life, yeah. You had been told this color was that. I'm just, it's an angel debate, yeah. And colors, what, what, what are the reason we always say it's colors? It's perception.

I mean, that's how you interact with the world. But there is a woman that they just recently identified. Um, I'm just gonna get the exact number here. Woman. you interact with the world. But there is a woman that they just recently identified. I'm gonna get the exact number here. Woman, color. She can see an outrageous amount of colors. Did she have a filter taken off there? I don't know, something.

A filter? What does that mean? Filter. Oh, filter. Because we color. Because you have the infrared filter. I don't think it's a filter. I think you just can't.

But I guess I don't understand how you can't see it. I think the so- I don't think it's just a wavelength that your eye doesn't pick up. Scientists, British scientists have found a woman who can see 99 more, not to me, 99 million more colors than the average human. How many colors can the average human see?

Most people can see one million colors. Wow, Ashley Lutz writer for a business insider is obviously someone who's thinking just like you. It's journalism. But neuro scientists Gabrielle Jordan found a female doctor in England who has supervision. That's as weird. It says who has supervision. It says like she's saying somebody who's watching your whole the time. So she must be utterly unremarkable in every way and perceive a million different colors. She must be annoyed,

because there's gotta be no names for any of them. Well, it must be like, I mean, what is she? Yeah, that's the annoying part. What would she see like? I mean, it's like, there's no name for it. There's no, you can't. Also, how do they know this?

They can probably give her a gradient of colors that to us would be one color and she could see different colors down it. Yeah, I would assume that's it. And there's no name for any of it. It's like the difference if you like go to your Mac and you change your color depth from thousands to millions. That's probably that kind of leap.

Whoa. I bet if you showed her like a picture of Teal or whatever her like the Tucker thing, like you showed her a square and Teasey what colors that she would probably say which part of it. Yeah, you know, it would be like, yeah. And we're looking at something that's a solid square, solid color to us, but to her, there's probably variation that we don't have. You think that Joe Verprey's as a kid are growing up?

Like, why is nothing solid and consistent? Yeah, everything's like rainbow grade. Yeah, everything wants to make a throw up. All right. Yeah, I would remind everyone that this podcast is also brought to you by Onit and their flagship product, Alpha Brain. Alpha Brain is the first fully balanced new traffic designed to increase focus and enable a higher height and mental state. It also can provide

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OK, I've noticed you being more cheerful, really. I really honestly feel like I get better sleep. Yeah. Whatever. And it affects everyone differently. It's true. I've even put a pill up your bum. I've had spositores.

Is that count? Is that what it really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have. What do you mean you're pretty shuddy? I think I was a kid. I think anyone else answered that question at the age of eight level of ambiguity at all. I think as a kid.

Yeah. I would know. I think if someone put it in my butt when I was a kid. Yeah, all right. I would know I think if someone put up my butt when I was a kid. Yeah, yeah, I was like four or five years old And I think I was like having digestive problems with my parents have to yeah, I think I think I have like I think Yeah, I think I'd really bad constipation as a kid and I had to have something stuck up So you actually wait Okay, so you know, I set up.

When I was a kid, I was a vegetarian because I hated chewing meat because I thought it took too long to chew and my jaw would get tired. I thought it was a lazy reuse. I was like, it was like until I was like nine or 10, I finally started eating meat. Because like I would, I remember, I have memories of sitting down, like fuck, I have to eat the steak. Like I was like nine or 10. I finally started eating meat. Because like I would, I remember,

I have memories of sitting down, like fuck I have to eat the steak. Like I don't wanna eat it. Like I'd start chewing, cutting it and chewing it. And be like, this takes long to eat. Like I'm just gonna eat the vegetables. Cause I was like nine. I couldn't use the blender.

And so like that into me, that's like the epitome of like the lazy kid. Like this food's good. I like meat. I just didn't wanna eat it cause I was too lazy. My jaw would get tired. Wow. You see like just mac and cheese the whole time lazy kid, like this food's good. I like meat. I just didn't want to eat it because I was too lazy. My jaw would get tired. Wow. You see like just mac and cheese the whole time.

Whatever else was like on the foot of us. That is something that happens as a kid though. It's you chew meat for too long and then go and spit it out because you just won't gang anywhere. That hasn't happened to me for like 15 years. I'm still pissed about the alamo taking away the green chili mac and cheese. Let's talk.

It's like one of the saddest things in my life. That's what changed the case though. We talked about that. You can get the green chili case. No, the case now has like the my life. That's what changed the case though. We talked about that. You get the green chili case? No, the case now has like the green chilies are mixed in with the case though. Before it was like they had them separate and they can mix it in. It's more delicious. Wow.

Everybody stop. Jack, let's work through this. Okay. So you're upset that they have a bowl of queso with green chilies in it and they mixed in the green chilies into the queso instead of putting them on top so if you are letting you add them in later how long have you been holding this in? how have you been operating? have you been okay?

so I just like because the last time I went I was like oh can I get the original case so like without the stuff and they're like oh it's all mixed in I was like oh so if you want to break you can you open a burn the place down? it's been like that for almost a decade Then like all right, we're just gonna change it down. It's like taxa during the movie shows It's like what if they change your favorite meal like you go to a restaurant They change your favorite meal after a decade with really no reason and you can't get it the original way

You can't get the way you want it if they change your game console that's been out for eight years and you can't get the old one anymore But you can't get the old one so I can go right now pick up a original Xbox bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad I would argue frosting. Yeah, there you go. Frosty. So like having a hamburger versus like a hamburger patty that has like onions in it. Nice. And I can also see for a egg. I tried to say for that. Go see my bits. Ooh. What's funny?

I have other hamburger socks on order as well. What? You gonna come fuck with me? Stay away. I feel like I need to get good socks. I'm gonna fuck this. Yeah, they definitely, they change of the menu at the draft house.

And it's kind of sad. So when is the, I feel bad though, he's at Tim, definitely they change the menu draft house and it's kind of sad so when is that that always at tim the guy who owns the draft house a lot of us knowing yeah yeah so i see all my friends bitching at him but it's like

i feel bad can you call him up and tell him to put green chili mac and she's back on i'm sure he's heard it what right on the there are burning feels about the people are bitching at him so please can you i'm calling i'm saying he bitch at him for us. I will say

he is very proactive. Like the Austin subreddit on reddit was kind of like ripping ends the alamo because they've changed up their many recently. And he actually popped into the thread and said, hey, I'm Tim who has questions. And like he was answering questions. Like he was responding people directly in the thread and was like, that's kind of cool. Like someone you know, obviously, I have a question. Why did you ruin my life? By mixing in the But no, but I mean like people like you know people like they were asking a question They're just being straight up on us about it. I was like you were doing this because of this reason

What did you say? I got a great idea for a business. What's that? I'm gonna go to Alamo before every showing and I'm just gonna sell green chilies You can get your mac and cheese green chilies mix it in but they don't even have mac and cheese at all what sell that as well Right what do they put with their Mac? They don't there's no Mac or cheese They're never tell you're your your story about or your theoretical situation about selling green chilies at them at the LMO Yeah, one time a god I can't I don't know why I haven't told the story a couple years ago Maybe two years ago I went to a showing at the LMO South Lamar and I walked in sat down

You know lights go low movies about a start this couple walks in and they have like went to a showing at the Alamo South Lamar, and I walked in, sat down, lights go low, movies about to start, this couple walks in, and they have like, takeout containers with them. And they sit down, like in the room front of me and a little of the side, and they start opening up their takeout containers. And the waiter comes by and is like, what are you doing?

They're like, oh, we just brought some food, we want to eat while we're watching the movie. The waiter's like, you can't do that. Like, we sell food here. He's like, no, no, we've always done this, it's okay. No, it's like, no, I'm pretty sure it's not you you can't do that like we sell food here like no no we've always done this it's okay no it's like no I'm pretty sure it's not you can't do that like no I swear we've done it forever no way to leave the way it was back with his manager and they're like what are you doing like no we always eat it's fine like no you can't do that we sell food here you can buy our

food like no no it's okay like no you have to leave they kicked them out Alan would just not fuck around with that. No, they do not. Like one of the, I think the most national notoriety that Alan Moe ever got was when they took the voicemail from a girl who had been kicked out for talking. Yeah. And they use it as the promo for before the movie

and why you shouldn't talk. It's her like, she's a literate. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Inarticulate's a literate yeah interstitial it literate she goes this is United States United States of what is she saying like America America America America that's what it was and now you can't even damn the a-turn and now you can't even get into the draft house after the movie started like they won't let you in if the actual movie is begun they won't let you

in the which is cool uh... when is the south La Mar slated to reopen? I think next year, like next year. Yeah, it got bumped. Yeah, that was going to be follow this year. You know, the bullies are not coming back for highball. No, the highball is going to be attached to the draft house now.

Bullying lanes are going. What are they putting in the back? They weren't enough bullying lanes. You know what, though, they weren't enough, but then also nobody really used them. They really, you know what I mean? Every time I went, it was always packed. Like that was my complaint.

I could never use the blowing stuff I wanted to. I think it was a lot of maintenance, a lot of animals expensive. And I think they're actually gonna add more karaoke rooms and they re-opened. That's good. Yeah, they're not nearly enough of those. They're only on eight of those.

And so I think they're opening more. And they're having, there's more screens to the Southamore. We should probably explain what we're talking about. Yeah, so the Eleanor Draft House, Southamore, which those of you who want to RTX 1 one that's where are you live in zero or what we call it uh... that's where we screened all of the uh... the

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Other way that whole complex got demolished. I can't believe he opened a bar there because the Alamo, the one, I mean like any theater parking is a huge issue he moved into a shopping center with the alamo And immediately the parking lot filled up and all those places put up those stupid signs saying don't park here unless you Yeah, for the rest of us here to buy obscure sheet music. Yeah, exactly Sheet music store there and then they open the alamo or the highball next to it It's like and then he was competing with his own parking so so then he demolished the whole thing and then rebuilding it now. Yeah, so then demolished the whole shopping complex, been there since the early 80s.

There's like an uproar about it, like oh my god, you can't tear down the shopping complex that we've had. It's like, fuck that, it's a shitty shop. Have you ever had someone at the Alamo eat your food? What? I know what this is, I'm going. I ordered a pizza when C-Star Trek movie.

It's not a stranger. Okay, it was Ray. I'll sell you when see Star Trek movie. It's not a stranger. OK, it was Ray. I'll show you my pizza. Good movie, by the way. So I ordered a vegetarian pizza. I didn't feel I haven't meet that day of some reason. Hey, young Gus. Yeah.

Can we bother to chew it? There's the remake of the Alamo draft house. Ask him what cool I mean. It looks cool as hell. All right, so who stole your pizza? So my pizza arrives. They, it's like a two-bench. So they come around the actual side of that the person so she comes around my side and gives a pizza raise just like up mine and then just

actually in the pizza so I was like I guess that was raised because they didn't hear what she said so he starts in the pizza and then because real to pepperoni she comes back to race side like pepperoni and raise just like mhm I don't know and apparently he figured out immediately that it wasn't his pizza but just didn't say anything about it and she kept coming back and she dropped back the ticket and she's like he's like you wrote pepperoni's like mad and and everyone was just looking here like what a fuck and then dickhead and then like halfway through what when my

pizza was half gone I was like looking out it's like bastard that is my pizza and then I was trying to tell him but I didn't want to talk in the movie so i just like all you know that was something but it's basically just a common misunderstanding but handled by lunatic why didn't he why did he do that

i don't know i don't know if you're just in because i'm just embarrassed because he's like oh they give Gavin the pizza and then take this one then you eat even more pizza yeah i forgot what or pizza you're not but bolognes i'll show if someone were to show you your own hand writing you like this is what Gavin the pizza and then take this one then you eat even more pizza. Yeah, I forgot what or pizza. Not bollocks. I mean show if someone were to show you your own handwriting, you're like this is what you wrote. You would say oh yeah, I was sending away his pizza because I didn't order pepperoni and then so was he.

So I'm just stuck there with that piece of half the movie. Yeah, you don't got that one. I was like it's like it's gonna be the the plot line for the next dark check movie. Some kind of alternate reality shit where you all are ordering each other's pizza I don't a good movie and eventually she just straight up busted him for is like you know all this you know all of this and he was just like And then he let over to me. It's like Fucking great. That whole story. You know what the most amazing piece of it to me is Ray left the house My mind around that you can get right out if you invite

I'm to a movie or to Rudy's. Yeah, I think they're only place I've been with raised to I've been to two movies with Ray What movie was that you guys saw? Star Trek. I was definitely I All I would all I had heard was bad about it. It was a fantastic movie. It was very really like Benedict Cumberb Bunch come from that. Yeah, yeah, first thing I've seen him in I haven't seen the show like TV shows in Oh, is that a shit for him? I was really good in the eager Taylor soldier spy. I was yeah, he's pretty sinister looking dude Yeah, very he looks like a robot movies fucking terrible. That movie's great. What's wrong with you? I haven't seen you I'm a

So you meant bloody star tri no, I'm senior it i want to go to the store despite like a really like it's like a two hour long movie the first hour and forty five minutes is just is set up for the last fifteen minutes which is all pay off is it good to pay off i'll get a lot of twisted stupid i was asking us this morning if you'd see an iron man three at me so it's still too early yeah i was gonna see it this past weekend but then i realized i haven't been out long enough you Yeah, you know what? Fuck, our friend, the guy that introduced me in Jack, I met, first met Jack in a poker

game, was that's how he came to play some other group of Rushi, and our mutual friend, Aaron, gone flash. Blush! I was gonna go see Star Trek, Star Trek. What's wrong with Jack? Star Trek! Star Trek! Star Trek!

I was gonna see Star Trek's. I'm getting so fucking old. I saw my parents back. It's a whole more real day. It was using the internet. Were you eating waffles at the same time? Yeah, right. Exactly.

I was losing my mind. I just realized that. I was gonna go see Star Trek at the IMAX. I couldn't do it. I couldn't go see the IMAX because Aaron is the person who ruined our IMAX theater here. So you didn't fix it. They fixed it. Did they? Yeah. Oh, thank you. Oh, Aaron do. Well Aaron, it's not they fixed it straight But Aaron I said I'm gonna go see Avatar I think at the IMAX and he goes ah, I can't do it. I can't go see movies at the IMAX

I go because I'm always annoyed by seeing movies at the IMAX go why? He goes well the big water scene that's up on the top left hand corner. I was like I Couldn't see anything else but that and I told that story to Gus on the podcast and he's like you fucking ruin the IMAX where we go. Yeah, I did I totally ruined it for you and it didn't yeah, it did but they fixed it so it's it's better now You it's totally doable. Well, thank God. I mean I'm actually like I get to pay like 40 bucks to take it to go They should have enough money to replace that part of the screen. So we're talking about movies and maybe think about this. You know, there's that, I thought it was a stupid business. Like if you go down here around the corner on Congress,

there's that popcorn store. That would be real popcorn. I finally went there for the first time last week. Well, they have over 47 flavors of popcorn. You know what, they're like big in the late 80s. There was a big run on popcorn. It's really good. Let's go after the popcorn.

They have taco popcorn? No. Pop was a big run on popcorn. It's really good. Let's go after the popcorn. They have taco popcorn? No. Popcorn is such a secondary thought. I would never go anywhere just for popcorn. I thought about going and buying a giant bag and having it here. Nobody can have it. Nobody would go anywhere.

Is there anything better than caramel popcorn? I've never been to a deal with popcorn. Which is really good. Really? Yeah. What are you mean? I wouldn't do anywhere just for popcorn. Popcorn is something you do while you're doing something else.

You're absolutely right. I don't know who you do. Who goes anywhere just for popcorn? Like, you go to popcorn restaurant? Isn't that what we're talking about? No, but it's just like it's a novelty thing, you know what I mean? If you found out, explain it. Oh, right.

Oh shit. Get on the get on the mic, right? I texted him and diced him to come over. So over there. Pop. You're gonna explain yourself right? I sure Do you know why we've called you over here? Well, we'll find out Oh, I'm gonna you got to test that you got it. We got it. We got a stall for a minute

Looking good right now. I see everybody's talking about with your hair cut dude. You're gonna back Yeah, his head is like a rectangle. You look like a Fisher price person like His head is like a rectangle. You look like a Fisher Price person. Like when I'm in the right world. Not even a Lego guy, Fisher Price. No, is that what his Lego? Lego's pretty good. I can't really see it.

Bernie, tell you why he wanted you to come over. Yeah, and I ran here immediately. Then I made fun of your hair, I'm sorry. It's all right. So what's the story with the pizza? I ate Amazon's pizza, essentially. There was a mix up, and by by mix up I just took his food So we were watching we were watching a movie went to Alamo or whatever and you know you can order food

So Gavin and I said next we next to each other the they have tables were in menus You made him had no We didn't interact at all with what we got like. Oh, yeah, we what whatever we ordered So the food runner comes out and it's a pizza and I'm like, I ordered a pizza, so he puts in front of Gavin and I'm like, mine. I ordered a pepperoni pizza, so I took a bite, wasn't pepperoni at all, but I thought it was like pepper or something, so I thought I fucked up writing it, so I'm like, whatever. A slice in, I'm like, oh, this is like tomato or something, but it was good, so I'm like, I'll give a shit. So I kept eating it. So another 20 minutes, half an hour goes by,

they come back with the pepperoni pizza. I'm like, oh. And he puts it, it's a different person this time, I believe. Put it in front of Gavin. He's like, no, it's not my pizza. I'm like, oh, not a spreezer. Then another person comes back, goes to Gavin. It's like, is that your pizza?

He's like, no, do you look at me and my Well my personal They come back again with the order like they actually written order and they put it up to me and I'm like yeah, I didn't write that I'm sitting next to Michael. I look at him. I'm like do you write that? I didn't write that the ladies like furious at this point Why why I'm committed Furious at this point. Why are you why why I'm committed? Where am I? Going what point did you decide to be a maniac about it and not be like oh I came back with a pepperoni I'm like I've gone too far

I gotta keep this going as long as possible and I was enjoying the food if it tastes like shit I would have like whatever but it was like a what was it like a tomato and some kind of veggie Yeah, there's pesto on it and stuff is yeah, never tried it before. Pretty good alternative, I thought. There you go. Looks like a pepperoni pizza. At that point, Gus, if you put food in front of me, I'm going to eat it. If it's good, I'm going to keep eating it.

So you've been Gavin, have to wait like an hour and a half into the movie before getting to the movie. She basically brought my pizza with everyone else's check. Yeah, essentially. I would've felt really bad if he didn't get his pizza, but he got a probably like 20 minutes later or something. There was still, there was a long movie. So there was a plenty long movie so it was a

Plenty movie to go but I like to think that they hated me at that point and Yeah, I pretty much stole Gavin's food made it mine and they made him wait longer for his food Yeah, so right so when the waiter says you ordered pepperoni here it is on the ticket Yeah, and you're saying no in your head. What's the perfect scenario? Like what's the perfect crime there? She just drops it that she just completely forgets it and doesn't get no, she doesn't charge me for anything unfortunately she did this like rogue pepperoni pizza on a word when it actually got resolved finally when she came over to me pointed at raise my pizza that was being eaten by Ray. She was like are you waiting for that pizza but I said yes and then she just goes he's eating your pizza

I'll go get you another one and then stop So she was so mad, but you mean did you wait wait wait, so the question did you give her a tip? $1 Oh What was that it would have been fault it's your fault Yeah, there's no tip there right? What's he he's pizza to hit pepperoni? Yeah, I said, it's a tip out of that.

The food run, it should have been like, no, that's not yours. Pay more attention. You're a damn waiter. Right, at the end of the whole thing, you should have demanded just a plate of pepperonis. I should have, to correct her mistake. I should have put it in front of Gavin. Yeah, but I took it. He should have been like, that's not your pizza asshole. I didn't know.

You didn't order the same thing. So you need to fix at least you need to food police to run around Yeah, I'm playing a never-sponsibilities. There is one of the bills. Yeah, am I right except and Gavin Complaining up a storm. So you're just pick the pepperoni off, right? Yeah, yeah, listen you sit in somebody I'm the good guy here. Don't let me know if you sit in somebody else's seat. I mean, I'm not the bad guy Let me refresh that I'm not the good guy But you know how it is to concentrate on a really good movie when you're really back and forth. I'm watching a movie right here. You're asking all these questions, like trying to do it with a film.

You're a comedian. I'm the pizza. You know what I'm like, dude? You were waiting. You were waiting. You're just more than I was. Gavin's waiting an hour and a half for a pizza. You're just aware of that less than four inches away. Absolutely. You don't even offer him a piece of his pizza. No, I went up to him. I'm like speech is so good Sorry Gavin. Yeah, you know, what are you gonna do war under the bridge? Yeah, all right, right? Thanks for joining us

Thank you for having me letting me worry. Yeah, he had a podcast shirt on today. Yeah Nice that cut animation dude a group back. Yeah nice face nice pizza Thanks, right. All right. We're we grew back. Nice face. Nice pizza. Thanks, Ray. All right, we're about that time. We got a wrap up here. Get a back in his office. I think the company loses like $50 a minute that he's out of his desk.

Yeah, go back to work. Get some more catch phrases. So we have for the Eric and you should run and flood the office again. Yeah, let's get out of here. It's warming up. All right, so thanks everyone for watching. We'll be back next week live.

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