Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #221

Episode Date: June 4, 2013

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I hate that. I've had all data addresses. I had this last week. I knew this was gonna be a problem. I struggled to adapt to that. It's too short. I don't know if you can see it's like, you like a puppet that springs in like cool.

It's like so tight. I mean, you can't really see it. I'm like this. It's like, I'm really tied in because of my earpiece and it's uncomfortable because the normal earpiece I wear is broken So I had to get this one and it's like it's pulling me back I should be sitting with this

We're good. Don't it's fine. So Bernie is not available for the podcast tonight. So we got replacement Bernie. Yeah, keeping it real over there So The big a big, I love you guys. I'd have you on the podcast. No, I didn't mean that. But a big reason I want you guys on the podcast is because I know you all went to Vegas last week. That's true.

Last week's podcast was during the Memorial Day, so it was pre-recorded. Went to pre-record it extra early because a bunch of you assholes took off early. Yeah. You took a day off on Friday and you all went to Vegas. But you didn't take off Memorial Day itself. Well, that's a point of contention. Yeah, yeah, I'm Friday and you know in a Vegas, but you didn't take off Memorial Day so No, whoa, that's a point of contention. We go ahead. I've been in this company for three years now I've never taken a Memorial Day off. I see that's what I told Bernie last podcast Yeah, is this the first Memorial Day we've ever had off? He said no, we always take it off Absolutely, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's like, by the way, remember all you anima is in everybody, there's quotas to meet.

It's like, well, fuck. Yeah. So yeah, we didn't actually, I just just did not know it was Memorial Day. I don't keep track of those holidays at all. The only holiday I know is Thanksgiving Christmas. See, I thought we did have it off because I remember time where I came in on an American holiday,

and I didn't know it was one. But I think that was Labor Day. So do we have Labor Day off? Yes. Yeah. I get it. I don't even that was Labor Day. So that, do we have Labor Day? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. I work on Labor Day. I don't even know what Labor Day is. They're asking me. Mothers?

I don't. Maybe. It's a broad spectrum. I don't like two days now. Well, all the kids just get born at once. So you all didn't take that Monday off? No. We had no idea. We all flew back Sunday night.

Yeah. It was like hung out on Monday. Like, like, you recuperated on Monday. Yeah, you wasted a vacation there on Friday. I Actually did not I worked all Friday and the flu I wasted a vacation day. Yeah, yeah, is this your second time? This is my second time This is the first time I went being 21. Yes, I don't remember you did your Nintendo DS thing My my my My Journal did you uh do you get a hole? I?

I mean No, I didn't My my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my i'm terrible or i played uh... i played blackjack roulette and my all-time favorite war yeah ccnoirs my favorite game because it requires like little to know thought but uh... and then roulette destroys me until you get a shitty dealer who trust like fuck you over yeah which i'm gonna do the fuck you over in war okay this happened to this happened to air in your girlfriend so i sit down every was playing blackjackson we sit down the war table what is it

what is what should the fuck up uh... and barbys not yet to get a little bit of the joke so we said that the right and uh... air influx over your her cards police over to six the deal if you put over to six and at that point you're supposed to go to war or you have the option to go

war uh... we have which which for those you know you just put in double your money and then they deal out more cards He just like totally skipped over it because you have a chance to make like three times as much money Yeah, he's totally skipped over and just did it and she was like Yeah, I was supposed to go to war here. He's like what what you want more money and it's moved on We're like absolutely yeah That's a point of Vegas and then the second time dealer, we didn't move for some reason, we should have. They actually did good a war.

And here's supposed to go like one, two, three, put it to the side, flip over a card, burn three cards, put it to the side, throw it over a card. He didn't burn him, he just went, like grab like a handful of cards through one down, it was like, yeah, you lost. And we're just like, what the product of the situation? Yeah.

Despite that bad luck though, Aaron once again left Vegas positive three hundred dollars which wasn't as good as the first time she went to Vegas where she was positive seven hundred so my girlfriend's currently up a thousand dollars on last Vegas I don't understand how she does that I'm currently down a lot uh... how much did you lose I I plan to lose three hundred dollars like I went in like get a man lose three hundred dollars

I lost four400. Oh wow. Yeah, so that's kind of like I could buy what I could buy what I could I saw picture on reddit You could have a prostitute for that when you're I could get like hand stuff I saw picture a room on reddit yesterday of a dog who got angry at a room But and just shit all over the room. And then the room like winter Sorry angry at a room and just shit all over the room. And then the room like went around. And let's just made it. It was the full. It was terrible. Sorry. When you have ships, you don't understand the value of it.

Like you lose sight on it. It's like a color chips. But then when I started thinking, that's like half of a video game. I'm not going to go in on this one. That's what I always like. When you compare it to regular purchases, then you get smart with it.

Yeah. I always compare things to video games. That's you need to measure. Like when you went to Sweden, everything was measured by sandwich. Yeah, I always compare things to video games. Like that's your unit of measurement. Like when you went to Sweden, everything was measured by sandwich. Because the sandwich was the first thing I bought, man. So, well, a sandwich is 40 currency. So, this hotel is like 18 and sandwich.

I worked at games stuff for a long time, and that was all I would ever save up money for is to buy a game. So, I know $64.94 is a video game when you add tax so i think of up and that's like three video games the right for a full sense yeah sixty four ninety four price of a brand new game right up the show there you go

the more you know uh... regret i said he kept doing this thing he's talking about like ob not going to win this one there's nothing like inherently wrong with this but it just kept showing us how fucking terrible or luck was. He would do this thing where he'd be like in the middle of us. So it'd be like me, him, and then let's say like Chris.

And he would just decide, yeah, I'm not gonna go in in this hand. So then Chris would see the card that should have been miles is, but is now his, and then the card after him. So he would like flip his card and now it's two. And then the next card's an ace. It's like you motherfucker. If you you just stayed in nobody would probably like gambling No, I don't know. I'm always like flip floppy with with war

It's okay. No, I'm not doing this one. Yeah, I'll like I'll sit down with like all right. I'm in 20 10 50 none your turn. I Don't think I could ever leave like a $10 table. Branden says he almost killed you Yeah, well Brandon is also Brandon's crazy. Brandon will go to a war table and bet $200 just on like one hand. On a game of chance. On a game of absolute chance. Yeah, at least with blackjack. How much money does that guy make?

I don't know. He lost a lot though. Yeah, someone sounds like someone's pretty baller over the control room. Brandon would show up like to the casino at the same time as all of us, we'd all have fun. And then at some point he would just kind of branch off. He wouldn't seem, he would just like be taken into the folds of Las Vegas.

And then we would see him the next day, really tired and just destroyed. When did you go home? And he goes, remember he goes, when I left, it was light, not like morning, like the morning had happened and it was day. He should stand and have like a sandwich. Yeah, I'm gonna go to roulette. I don't understand how we, Light not like morning like the morning had happened and it was day Down and have like a sandwich. Yeah, I'm gonna go to roulette. I don't understand how we I don't think he slept throughout the entire weekend No, I heard a little bits and pieces of a story. I was hoping I could get someone to tell that apparently happened to Chris and Brandon

Saturday night Can you can you talk about it? This is I have heard I stayed in Saturday night because of another thing. Yeah Can you can you talk about it? This is I have heard I stayed in Saturday night because of another thing. Yeah Yeah, Chris. Yeah, it's not going to the green. Oh my god. Oh my god. Did you just put your gum on the table? You just said it on the table so I'm gonna smack right back around. Hey Chris. So what what happened? I heard you all ended up with well you tell sorry So me and Brandon were gambling and running around.

And there was a girl that Brennan fancied. Two of them. Well, I mean, he fancied one of them, but they were two of them. So we were at the bar drinking. And at some point, the girls, we'll see. I guess there's still still girls but they were they had a sugar daddy uh...

uh... they they were girls that had a sugar daddy well yet what is it they worked at a strip club where did they tell you they had a sugar daddy how did you find the sound was this like hey it's my sugar daddy there was like that but i think drink and putting them on their room but they were like well we're not paying for them they're going on the room uh... and we're like okay is that his name? no and then so

see you had you had drinks with strippers they weren't strippers they were waitresses at the strip club they were strip club waitresses with a sugar daddy where did this happen? It's a cosmopolitan okay and then so at some point they decide they want to go up and get drinks from the minibar Nice, so we go up why why not more drinks? Because they weren't paying for it anyway, but they're that's further. That's more work They they wanted you to fuck them. Did you fuck them? No, they no they didn't they took you back to the room because the guy was sleeping in the room So the guys sleeping in the room and then they go in to get drinks. And so

they come back out and they have like you know the little thing of vodka. So you waited in the hall. Yeah. And then Brandon's like I have to go to the bathroom. And so he like sneaks into the, and this is like the guy at the sugar daddy's sleeping there. You know, so he's gonna be real quiet. So he's in the bathroom and then we hear a shatter. He broke some, he knocked over a glass and broke the glass. And then he decided to try and clean it up. But in the process he sliced open his finger. So then he started bleeding everywhere. And then at that point he just out. And he said we just left and there was like a trail of blood. And he's like, and then they're like, oh my God, you're like bleeding. He's like, no, no, it's fine. I got it. He's just

trying to play it cool. So we go back down to the bar. He's still bleeding. And then so he's like bleeding at the bar and then we got kicked out of the bar because there's blood everywhere Is it illegal to bleed? Well, I mean, it's probably frowned upon. Yeah, they didn't send a medical war anyway It wasn't like that. I mean, it was just like a You said you got kicked out because there was blood all over the bar. Well, it wasn't like it's like he had a blood All over his hand and he got on the table and then they were just like you guys should I mean we were people were drunk anyway, so it was like one of those You know one of those blood everywhere things But I know I don't think it worked out well did the girls abandon you after Brandon started bleeding. Yeah, we don't Should told them girl. I want to ban you when you start bleeding

Did it? Jesus, but I like the worst like game of don't wake daddy I'm going to tell our side of it and then I want you to tell you our side of it. So our side of it is we're walking through the Bologno And we spot we haven't seen Chris in like hours. We spot Chris He's like lean up against the bar like chatting with this girl and we're thinking where was this? I'm sorry This is the blog yeah, okay, so we're like okay cool. You know Chris is getting thing. You know, it's like he's you know He's clearly like you know this is good. This is good for Chris conversing with a girl. Yes Yeah, you know, he's about then couple hours later. We hear from Chris and this is good this is good for Chris conversing with a girl yes i yes you know is about then couple hours later we hear from Chris and this is what really

happened no uh... i want to go order drink at the bar and then this girl starts talking to me immediately i think will she's probably a prostitute i think that's why would a girl come uh... and so i'm like will i just got it i was just curious at that point yeah and i was waiting for my drink and uh... so she I was just curious at that point. Yeah. And I was waiting for my drink. And so I was talking to you. She was like, well, one, she's a dancer.

Two, she was here by herself. I was like, oh, you hear with your friend. And she goes, no, just kind of hanging out seeing what's going on. And I was like, are you from Vegas? And she goes, well, I'm visiting here. I was like, how long? She goes, how long do you want me to be here for?

Oh, that's a good line. Yeah, yeah. And then I'm like, all right, well, I'm visiting here as like how long she was holding you want me to be here oh line yeah yeah I'm like all right well I'm gonna go over there by and that's what he reconvene with us he's like we're like Chris good job he's like no she was a prostitute so was she hot I mean prostitute hot I don't know prostitute better than the prostitute that had the missing finger. What?

Yeah. What? Well, there's a... Oh, it was just a synth in sand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, a synth in sand. Well, I was like walking back to the hotel and they have those little things that you walk over to go across the street.

Like a bridge A little bridge thing. Yeah, I'm walking across this and then This girl starts talking to me. Well again, I assume probably a prostitute. Yeah, we're selling sunglasses One of the things and then so I shake her hand and I noticed that her hand is like really small but it was So I'm like trying to talk to her, but I'm really just trying to look at her hand It wasn't that she was missing a finger. It's that she like had like Simpson's hand where she only had four.

So like she hadn't lost her finger. She was. She's not she only ever had four. The time Simpson. I think we should call it cartoon hand because it's like most cartoons. Yeah, yeah. So is that that might be in like the official medical dictionary? It's not a two in hand. There was no gap where a finger was removed.

It was never that. No, no, yeah. It was just like a weird hand job. It was just like, you know, birth thing. That'd be like a weird hand job. And I'll go under if you try this extra for that. I was going to say that I, that's why at first that's was to see she charged less for it.

Because it's less contact. That's true. We think it would make you dick feel bigger. Because it's like, so new to tiny hand. It's like you want the big dick special. I'll make it feel real coughing. All right. Do you think she'll have a wings and other finger from the other hand on?

Thanks Chris. Like, side by my face. Chris is normally handling all of our cameras, so I- With all four fingers. Yeah. I'm glad you were able to get in front of the green screen Chris. Now get back to work.

Yeah. So Chris and I, a bunch of people had a good time at Vegas. Yeah. So a few people that have not as good time at Vegas. No, no, no, before we move away from this, there's something more important. There's something way more pressing here.

Oh, yeah. I've been in Vegas many times. I've been in Vegas four times this year. Okay. Not once has a prostitute ever walked up to me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What the fuck are you doing? You're asking for the any prostitute ever walked up to me Absolutely not No, no, what the fuck is the deal with you and Brandon the prostitutes are walking in peace guys constantly They're out of that magic hour. That's what it is

I bet someone pinned something to your back. We just didn't know about Yeah, I've never been approached I put it approached. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything.

I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I'm really the pay-boy for anything. I've never been approached. I've never been approached by the guys with the cards, but never by an actual prostitute. God, there's prostitute. There was a click in the thing. It's like, why?

Oh, movie cards? Yeah. Oh, yeah, people hand them the cards. We started collecting them. Aaron was really upset that they would go. They would be like, hey, I got some girls right here. And then they'd like, hand them to her, but then see that she was a girl. So then they'd immediately back off and hand them to someone else really i want to see them to see them and the girls all the time now some some of the other i was like you know what they should like that i want some tits

that they just weren't looking at what you know they want looking and then like oh she might find this that's it i don't know yeah i see them give them the women all the time yeah they got they gave us a discount they try to give us like a couple's discount at one point who you in miles no no like because we were both with our girlfriends so yeah so they like yeah because they thought we were gay too uh so they walked up like yeah you know bring bring your ladies will we'll take off the cover at all

that's really no like comes you are like no and was like let's see some yeah yeah yeah I was like I'm gonna gamble my $400 away Jesus Christ I should have gotten the strip or should have gone the strip there were uh but yeah like I said a bunch of said a good time of Vegas some people did not have as good a time of Vegas What about time? Our normal floor manager Kyle Taylor did not have a very good time. Yes, what happened to him well on Saturday Saturday we went to Friday Friday Friday we went to the flamingo has a really big pool. There's like a barn

They it's just it's enormous before you get into this. I would just like to clarify that I did not show up until Friday evening So I was not here for this. Okay. This will become important in a minute. Yeah, that's gonna be okay, okay, okay so um Aaron and I and I think Jordan and Holly were out doing so I oh we went to we went to a buffet and while we were at the buffet Everybody else decided to go to the pool like early in the morning. They got a quick breakfast They grabbed some drinks and they just went in the giant pool. There's like waterfalls there There's bridges going over things. There's like waterfalls there, there's bridges going over thing, there's hot tubs, it's enormous.

And by the time we showed up, it was probably like two in the afternoon or something, and I've been texting Brandon like, hey, we'll probably show up in about an hour. Be ready for us, you know, check your phone, make sure we know, you know, we got to meet up, it's hard to meet up when there's like huge crowd of people. And his text became less and less like,

comprehensible. It eventually got to the point where just like near door pink towel by like that was it were like okay so we showed up there and everybody was you showed up by the door with the pink towel that that that was they had like a pink tell us something they've been stationed by the door um... we showed up everybody was completely just like gone one of those people was kyle taylor

i love kaki ooo ooo sir when i've heard he was the drunkest of the mall he was the drinkest of the of those people was Kyle Taylor. I love Kyle. Drunky. Oh, sir. When I've heard he was the drunkest of them all. He was the drunkest of them all. And Kyle's a really lovable drunk. Like, he would go out of his way to make group hugs. Like, if Carrie and I were next to each other,

he would come in between the two of us and then also reach really far way to get Gavin in there and pull everybody in and then pick us all up. And this is all shirtless, too. And this is all shirtless, yeah. This shirtless Kyle. Which was his nickname in college, by the way. Was it?

Yeah. It's pretty when we voted that. It is. Yeah, I mean, he deserves it. If I look like Kyle, I'd never wear a shirt. Yeah, that's what that. We always said, man, Kyle always takes off his shirt when like at a certain night, at a certain time in the night,

Kyle became shirtless Kyle. And everyone would make fun of him. But then they'd be like, well, you know, if I look like that. Did he used to be fatter? No. OK. Not to my knowledge, Kyle, I don't think you. you know if i would like to he used to be fed uh... now okay not my knowledge kyle i don't think you are saying like because like if you used to be if you were fed in the last lot of way you want to like show it off even more

hot side bulgur yeah yeah yeah that he's like a percent robot if i was here he could come out and tell this part of the story but that's he might be after they got to be tied up for after Vegas um... yeah kyle had uh... scoliosis he has uh... metal going up his spine

which leads to a bunch of interesting side effects he can't float in water uh... he can feel when it's about to rain like the pressure he can feel in his back or something and he gets called really easily is basically an old person uh... we you like to say he's more like a little green but that's you know whatever old will be

so a drunk will be in church that the flamingo pool uh... and at so he had he put like all of his things like he got a locker. Like when you go to Slitterbond or Sixbugs, you know, they give you a little locker, you put his bag in there and we all kept our stuff in there. At a certain point in the afternoon after a lot of things had happened, it was, it became very obvious it was time for shirtless cow to go home

and take a little bit of a nap. So it was a group effort to get Kyle out of the pool and to his room and you know safely tucked away and find out where his keys were and all this stuff. I was a little meat to that sentence there. Like why was it time? Why was it time? Yeah. Because he was drunk as piss. That's a lot of examples. Examples. Hey, let's get out of the pool and go to the hot tub. Okay, he like gets out of the pool and then starts to go back into the pool. Lots more group hugs Too many good ones. He he he some some guy was trying to get Aaron's number and he walks up to go say hey This is my best friend's girl and you better watch it and then just like stared him down until the dude like awkwardly left. It was amazing

So it was time for him to go home and amazing. So it was time for him to go home. And unfortunately, at some point, so somebody everybody was like, you know, one down this time to go, they took all the shit like out of the locker and stuff. At some point, somebody, we never figured out who took his bag out of the locker and set it on the ground. I guess to get something else if there's out of the locker and then walked off. And none of us knew other than Kyle, who was too inebriated at the point that Kyle brought this little bag with them in that bag was his wallet, his iPhone, a lot of cash. He's got left behind because nobody knew it was his.

So you were someone in your group. It had to have been someone in our group. We have suspicions, but this is why I let you really know that I was not very. The worst part of it was I was one of the last people to leave the pool because of something that was called airin um... and i remember seeing that bag on the floor and thinking oh man somebody left

their bag and walking right past it and i had no idea belong to kyle that's somebody was kyle uh... that was one thing that went down to the pool the more just thing thing that went down to pull was the other person to get really drunk was my girlfriend Aaron. She uh she uh she ordered a drink called the audio smotherfucker. Oh she had one of those and that was like that was it that was all she needed. I don't know alcohol a lot of alcohol um so she got to that point that some girls get to when they drink too much which

is uh girl make out drunk so uh... there was another girl that came with us in a party that uh... was a friend of brandens they uh... they ended up making out in the pool and uh... the only reason i tell this is that i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i because we're like it was me Chris and Brandon hanging out we were some of the few like somewhat sober people left at this point and no you weren't sober no okay we're hanging out and then I'm like oh my gosh it's happening and we all look over and then I see my girlfriend making out with this other very attractive girl we're like oh this is really awesome and then it was like just us being creeps from like yards away we just had our drinks like nice.

And then after a few moments, Chris goes, I can't. He just looks down and we're like, what are you talking about? I just can't even, I can't, it's, it's just too hot. And then he just like, touched away. He just touched away. It's like a corner of the pool where nobody was standing and just like stood in the corner not looking at anyone. It was too hot for you to stand there and and look did you start to get a boner?

That's yes We use women trunks getting a semi Can you remember you just have a mic. I think the term is nursing And you're okay with that yeah, because yeah Aaron Aaron is a Aaron's bisexual bisexual That reminds me of something that we should bring up a long long time ago. And yeah, I'm not her being bisexual. Not her being bisexual. But no, yeah, I've talked about it before.

Okay, no, I'm totally okay with it. I'm right here. You're like, no, I'm cool with it. I was like, no, because something's not totally hot or anything. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I before that was like she was like would you ever you know you would get upset with me if I ever like she's on you with a girl Right and he was like nah do that's totally hot and that's like I don't understand that like I can understand if If my girlfriend were to cheat on me with another girl I would say that I would be less insulted than if it was a guy because a guy is something like a Guy can offer her the same thing. It's that your direct a girl cannot I can physically not give her the same thing It's still an emotional attachment.

But I wouldn't feel as bad, but I'd still feel really bad. I'd be like, what the fuck, that's not cool. So yeah, no, we understand it's like, she came back and was like, would this kind of thing go okay? I was like, yeah, I'm okay with it, I'm right here. Also, it's too awesome to watch. So I think I'd be more offended if I was cheated on with a girl. Really? Why is that?

Because then I would assume that I'd driven them away from the entire male sex. Oh, that's a good point. That's a good way to look at it. That's like a sign-filled way of thinking about it. It's like a George Costanza thought. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm scared of that now.

I just ruined it for all men. You're so terrible. I pulled up a recipe for an audio smotherfucker there. I don't know if this is the exact drink that she had. Oh my God. But I just... You get one and a half of them. Certainly that would do it. All right, you want to read it out?

It's, excuse me, half an ounce of vodka, half an ounce of rum, half an ounce of tequila, half an ounce of gin, half an ounce of blue, kind of see, that Kurokawa liquor, two ounces of sweet and sour mix, and two ounces of seven up, pour all of it except the seven up into a chill glass filled with ice,

top with seven up and stir gently. I like that the seven seventh drink was like, maybe like this badminton, maybe a little bigger than this. It was huge. It came with like screw on lid, so none of it ever spilled. I like that the seven up doesn't even come into it until you're gonna top it up. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like, so that when you sip it from the top, you're like, oh, this isn't so bad. And you just kind of say, oh, god. So that point is too hammered and care of that. It's proper by sexual just by, no, she's had girlfriends But she had a little sit from the furry cup Cuz you explain that do you and

Do you really need an explain to a new and ad read, but I guess I can't do that now I can't I can't About everything that she's done and I won't do it without her being here. Love you. It's exciting Chris is leaving. It's too hot. He actually is leaving. He's like hiding behind the TV now. Let me read this. I'm actually going to do it. I want to remind everyone this podcast is brought to you by Audible.com.

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But you don't like actively pay attention. It's this weird like yeah, and this is gonna sound like kind of a fucked up thing Missay maybe but for some reason like when you listen to a book sometimes It's slower than you would read it yourself. Yeah, so In the audible app you can play it back at like 1.5 speed. Yeah, so it's like a little more close to how you would read it yourself Internally, yeah, it gives you that like range. It's cool. Yeah, so I don't really do that listen to everything like at 1.5 speed. So it's like a little more close to how you would read it yourself internally. Yeah, it gives you that like range. That's cool. Yeah, so I don't really do that. I listen to everything like at 1.5.

So when I get like when I get to work in the morning, I'm like, I was talking really slow. Speaking of talking slow. Yeah. We found through the internet. I don't like it. I read it. There's a video post on Reddit.

Yeah. About this app that you know I think this is the same thing I think it is so you know like when the news casters like fuck up and they have a stroke on air it's because they've got that delay thing going with their earpiece there's an app that does that for you and we tried it earlier today and it fucking works it works so what does it do play yourself in your it plays yourself in like a hundred millisecond delay. Yeah, I made a, yeah.

It's called the, it's called the speech zapper. So someone by the way, Miss got your put wrong Gavin. She had a sip from the fairy cup. Different kind of cup? Equally good. Is that like the gay version? So we found that here. Let me hand this to you in the pop.

OK, so we found that you can adjust the speech that you can adjust the time delay. And we found that sticking around 110 millisecond delay. What the fuck is the deal with your headphones? They're weird. They're what? They're some secondary headphones. Mobile. Mobile. Yeah, trust me those. I don't know. I found this headphones. Nice. That's a good throw. so we found that if you stick to around 110 millisecond delay it fucks you up pretty bad the only people that have been Decent at speaking with it on have been Brandon Adam and Brian So you just have to show I'm gonna try to talk This is really weird to hear yourself. It's only on a hundred nine millisecond delay

But I can barely talk. He's like slowing down. It's not strong because no- Yeah, hang on. Is it, I feel like my speech is slowing down as you know, as I'm trying to talk. You know, like when it's something digital skips, it doesn't like go, it goes, it goes, like, eee. Oh, oh, oh, okay, I don't know if you could, if there's something you can read, like,

you know, if you want to it so everybody just heard you read the sponsor thing I read it now with that on we'll try it. I feel like reading is different This podcast is brought to you by audible calm. They internet-sleeping provider It's easier when you're reading something But when you're trying to form thoughts it really spuse you ever give it the Gavin give it to Gavin I'm tangled in his heart. We gave it to Barbara earlier today and she was just like, no, she completely shut down.

She was just like, put her head down. I was like, I can't do this. It was like putting like mittens on a cat. She's couldn't function. I'm gonna hit start. All right, here you go. Gavin. Hit start. I'm gonna pull up some of that. So Gavin, we got a new piece of that you use that something you can talk about.

Yeah, we got a fan to camp. Oh, it's mental. He gone. So I'm trying to film this like it sounds like I'm being drunk in my own. Yeah, yeah, exactly. You want to tell yourself to shut the fuck up so you can talk Hello every nice to it. I can't do it. It's weird, dude. I try to read here I'm gonna pull I would say what's the name of that app?

It's the speech zapper. It's 99 cents on on the iTunes I have this is a I'm gonna try and read a quote from like water the rings Like how you that's what you have got that you go to Actually, well what we went to earlier was 50 Okay. Like how you, that's what you have, that you're going to. Actually, I'm going ready. Well, what we went to earlier was 50 shades of gray. Yeah, that was, but that's also like. That's just suggestive. All right.

When Mr. Bill Bill Aggins and again, announced that he was shortly be celebrating his 11th-ever birthday with a party of special members. There was much talk and excitement and hobbies. The thing was when I was reading, I thought, like, especially with that, I was not, surely, I've read this enough to where it's not going to affect me at all. No, where you instantly stop working.

Okay, so this is. So, so So where did you encounter drunk Kyle or start this Kyle we encounter drunk Kyle at the flamingo at the flamingo pool We encounter a joke Kyle he had a really good time until he left his bag and He woke up really late. It was like Microsoft Sam or something. So the reason I had you say that is because earlier when you were using that, you tried to say the word pool and you kept saying pool. So the funny thing was, I'm taking this off.

The funny thing was Kyle was out for so long. He woke up. I think he woke up around like one in the morning or something and he had been, you know, we put him in his room and then everybody went out to go do the thing. Like I stayed in because Aaron was recovering. But everybody else went out and we had this, we had the bright idea at the very beginning of the trip to make a big like group text message. So like everybody was always updating. I woke up the next morning. I I thought was like at 2.30 in the morning Kyle Taylor where is everyone no response for while guys where are my things what hot where are you and then the first response was Chris it's the year 2033 humanity has fallen

that was the best thing I'm not a joking move that was I was so I think I was up to like four that night and I saw those I was like I wasn't And he replies, I am not in a joking mood. That was, I was so up. I think I was up to like four that night and I saw those, I was like, I wasn't here. I'm not, I'm not even reply, I'm out. Because he, because fortunately, I don't know who, I guess he has an iPad, but yeah, he was like, where is my phone and then everyone was like, how are you texting us without a phone?

And then he tried to explain that in this hunger state. So he lost all this stuff. Put all this stuff. Yeah, thankfully, thankfully he had his ID and his debit card on him because he was buying drinks. Yeah, but he lost everything else. Yeah, he had to have clear tape and where they taped to his packs.

He's my dude. He's got to go. Let's go. He's got his biceps. So thank you to whoever pointed out that I had drool on my chin. Nice. I spit while I was trying to talk using the that app That app is fucking weird. Yeah, it's weird. You should look for that in our tea life. Yeah, that's definitely not

Yeah, we there was a video we talked about forever go on the podcast the reporter in LA. Yeah Who they said had a struggle yeah, but it was just I mean that's exactly like the same thing Yeah, I'll bet her delay was even like she did have an issue. Didn't she? That's what they say they say she did. I don't know because I've had that thing. Oh, that's right. You talk this animated adventure. Yeah. No, that's right. I think she had what I had. Hmm. It has a name. It's kind of like a small scale stroke. She does. So does that boat well? Is that not boat well for you down the road? Yeah, but I don't think it's any faster.

Like you know how they always say check your balls. I'm scared to because I don't want to find out like if I've got a minion ball or something. When I went to, I went to, I went to, that's not how that works Gavin. I went to college down in Houston at Rice and every so often, like every month or so, whenever like house cleaning would come through and clean the bathrooms and stuff, they would hang these little informational cards on the shower heads. And it was like instructions for the American Cancer Society, like how to check your balls for a testicular cancer.

But if you picked them up and turned them around, it was like instructions on how to test yourself a self-brest examination. They were just like, yeah, every shower would just be flipped over to the drawing of a woman feeling her own breast for a self-examination I still I still know how to do You don't have dinner in the shower, you know Goodbye do you wear sandals in the shower? You know just scared about finding out something wrong with you

I feel like I'm talking with that thing in that I am I scared of finding out that something's wrong with me. Yeah. Well, do you have like regular checkups and stuff? I try to do like a regular doctor's checkup. I just wait until something hurts. Or swollen. And I'm just like, oh, this is bad. I should go. So I just try and wait that out there when it happens.

I try and wait it out, yeah. It's scary about stuff like that because a lot of people say it's like, your doctor can never tell you if there's something wrong with you if you don't speak up. So if you've had like chronic back pain forever and you just think, oh, it's just bad posture. So I'm just like, oh, you should say something. it's just bad posture So I'm like I should say something But then I always worry that I'm gonna come off as like a hypochondriac or something right talked to my dog

Because it's probably nothing doc, but you know, I stub my toe and it's so really hard. Yeah, it's like It's what's going on. Yeah, I'm just gonna be like I got this thing. I got that thing But I mean I'm a hypocrite too. I had like this rash back here a little while like people get on the mirror It's like that's getting better. It's getting better. It's gone now. You saw it shingles, so I think you're okay to like, it's backrashes. It's a matter of fact, I suspected it as shingles, like almost instantly like day one.

Really? Yeah, and I went to the doctor's, like I'm probably crazy, but I think I have shingles, like, oh yeah, it's textbook shingles, you definitely have a shingles, like fuck. I never, I think I'm gonna talk to this one, but I never knew what shingles was, I never knew that it was just like chicken pox i always thought

there's this episode of full of full-metal alchemist and the original series yeah where everybody started like turning to like rock people i thought that's what shingles was shingles sounds like a gross std i mean it kind of is isn't it was i guess uh... but i mean okay it's the same thing without sexually yeah that's just a little bit it's herpes isn't it yeah but I mean cold sores are herpes

I guess yeah herpes is like there's like 13 different I learned this cuz I had Like a show there's like 13 different kinds of herpes only of which like I think three years sexually transmitted Okay, do you think there's anybody out there that's ever constructed all 13? It's like is there's like a So we club card like you get 12 herpes you get the It's like, is there something like a... Oh! It's like a subway club card, like you get 12 herpes to get the 13th, 13th, 13th. It's like, I got it. It's like, when you're like, early, you can only get the 13th, one of you already had all 12.

It's like the collector's item. It's just like, you're just like, some swollen man. It's just like, oh. You got super herpes. We are not medical professionals. We don't have to get any medical advice from us. Absolutely not.

I'm totally tired of my size. It might be it's 11, but it's like a large number. Look at that, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, i was not a little bit of a related story it's just the point of the side track you start talking about airin and audio smotherfucker uh... there was like another story so you know that because she i know i think the other story that i said was nothing was the other kyle story about something that kyle shirtless kyle did when i was in college oh okay no no that that was that was earlier this is later i thought i was

something else i could be remembering correctly well one time college that that that that that that that was a birthday I could be remembering correctly. Well, one time in college. I was 21st birthday. A bunch of people took Kyle out. Obviously, you know, hit up 6th tree. They got a lot of drinks. I couldn't go because I was 21 at the time. And I was sweet mates with Kyle at some dorm called the Castilian.

And my roommate and I would frequently hang out in Kyle's room because Kyle had a working Xbox and ours was frequently on the Fritz. So we just kind of hang out in in there He was cool with it. He came back from his night of drinking Stumbles in through the door like a meeting is like what's up mother fuckers? I'm like, oh great Kyle had an excellent birthday They comes in and you know, he's you know where I was going. How much you drink? Oh, I don't even everyone was so nice. They got me bigger and The egg and we're like that sounds so, like, so much fun.

He had like, I remember he had like a carton of cigarettes on him, they didn't understand how he got, and like his shirt was inside out, it was really crazy. He collapses on the floor. This is how junkie was, by the way. He starts spitting on the floor, and we're like, like, no, like, he just starts doing... Pfft! Like, lying on the floor. and like like no like he's just like going like lying down and and he's like on the floor his face is just sideways president's floor and he's just like spitting on the ground next to him

and at the time we were really upset with his current roommate or with his with his room in the time name Zach because he was being a dickhead and we're like how you realize you're spitting on the floor right he goes is that floor to shout out to shut this guy um yeah there's one I'm X floor to well yeah he goes it's X floor to so we're spitting all over the floor at some point he finally gets up he finally gets up and he's like I need to go to the bathroom so we help him the bathroom like he takes his shirt off

because he's feeling terrible and that's just what makes him feel better um so what's on my boxes so Someone's selling your boxes? Yeah. Oh, nice. What are you rocking today? Uh, blue. Blue. Blue.

Anyways, um, so how's in the bathroom? And I hear like the most violent, like, sickness I've ever heard in my entire life. Like there was like an exorcism going on in the bathroom, so I'm like, I should probably go check on them. I look in and he's just like, perched over, like perched on the the toilet seat like he's got no shirt You can see like his awesome like metal spine scar and like his muscles are just raging. I'm like Kyle Are you okay? And I he turns and as he turns I can see in the toilet is nothing like it was like the black symbiote suit from spider Man was like what was in the toilet? I'm like, are you okay? What's that? Was there a full moon a full moon? Oh?

No, there was no full moon. But there was no transforming. No, he was like, anyway. Oh, okay. It was just like blackness and death in the toilet bowl. My Kyle, are you okay? He was, of course, I'm okay. I'm Wolverine.

And he's just like completely upset in the middle of his sentence. It was the most powerful, horrifying thing I had ever seen. But like, from that on, he was always just Wolverine. I really want to meet Drunk Kyle. Dude, Drunk Kyle so much fun. He's a good time. I tell you, he loses his stuff. That's Drunk Kyle too soon. And when he left, yeah, until he loses his stuff. No, it sucks.

So, apparently there are eight types of herpes. Yeah, because somebody's aunt has them all. Well. No need to laugh. That's a coolest accomplishment. Is that not need to laugh? OK. So going back to the end, we are thinking about shortness Kyle again.

A couple of course. Of course. You all didn't ask the flamingo like there was any security camera. If you're no reason. No, we searched. Not just to get it back to find out who's the person who left it on the ground.

That was all the thing. Kyle tried to do it. And I think he just ended up giving up because he I think He just didn't want to know and then I think he's like it's just better off That I don't hate somebody so you know it was a whole thing. We just like me do it like I Went down to the lost and found I became a drunk detective at some point because like when Aaron couldn't finish her drink she gave it to me and I you know I down that real quick and then not long after that

I had to take care of Aaron, take care of Kyle and all that stuff. And after we got into a room, somebody started saying, hey, I think Kyle might have had a bag, he'd fun about worship stuff. So I remember the bag that I saw, and I was like, I'm on the case, and as soon as I got the elevator down to the floor, I was like, oh no, I'm also really drunk.

So I became like, I remember, you're like a terrible bad man. At some point, I got pizza. I don't know when in my search, but I remember at some point, I had pepperoni pizza. I was like, I picture, you're like a terrible bad man. At some point I got pizza. I don't know when in my search, but I remember at some point I had pepperoni pizza. I'm like, I picture you with a magnifying glass, following footsteps and you end up in a pizza stand, you're like, a clue.

I mean, you're like, a clue. Every pepperoni, a clue. But I remember being down, I finally made my way to Lost and Found. I had my pizza, I was like, you know, my friend lost his bag, I'm like a wallet and an iPhone,

and the person, because they don't let you in the Lost and Found, they have to do it through an intercom system and the guy in the other and goes okay I'll look for that that's not a good sign yeah it was bad news man uh... you're like a lumbar like one one last thing yeah

I wish I could have seen drunk detective miles i think that sounds that sounds like a character I was on the fucking case you know the status thing about columbar to me because he because the pavis character I think that sounds like a character. I was on the fucking case. There were hats. You know, the saddest thing about Colombo to me, because the part of his character is he has a really good memory about everything, and he can solve all the crimes. But apparently towards the end of, was the name Peter Falk?

Is that his name? The actor? I think so. Towards the end of his life, he was interviewed, and he had no memory of playing Colombo. How sad is that? It's tragic. It's really sad, thanks Gavin. It's such a sad thing. It's really depressing. It would be a bummer That's ironic, right? It's just amazing that you can feel it's sad. It's an irony. It's sad. Okay. Yeah, it's sad irony So do you want to finish talking about what you're trying to say with the speech jammer?

Oh, the thing that we got. Oh, we got fun to yeah high-speed camera Yeah, I can shoot in this country. Yeah, yeah, oh, we got Phantom. Yeah, high-speed camera. Yeah. Now I can shoot in this country. Yeah. Yeah. We're all super excited. Yeah. It was like, uh, it was like for once, like I had respect for Gavin, like, oh, he knows what he's talking about.

He's like, well, this is this, this is that, that's this. He's going through the pelican cases. Everyone's like swarming and I was like, yeah. Yeah, then of course, someone put down like a giant mug of water right next to it on the table I was like let's move that let's get that out of here. I had it out there earlier and Dave was walking around and I was like Even worse than the Legos. Yeah. Oh God. You can't put this back together in the end No, you can but it's just it's not the same. No, so I got a hamburger socks I'm showing them off now that Bernie's not here. You can't really

So I was so afraid you're gonna be like I got shingles again Dude I eat the shit out of those oh yeah, look at it. Yeah, let me be the stinkiest hamburger in the world But ever since Bernie started wearing like different yeah quote-unquote fun socks on the To work I feel like god I got to step step it up It's because one time I insulted his really really boring socks, and he actually took it was I think he's never been more affected by a comment in his life He's a weirdo about socks. That's a big deal to him Yeah, he said like he knew he would know he's made it in life when he Can live every day and just wear a new pair of socks. Yeah I don't know what pair socks. It really doesn't it's not really waste of socks. Like, only wear pair socks, man. That much.

It really does, and it's not bad. It's really wasteful, though. Oh, yeah. It would be donate them or something. Wasting stuff's fun. What? What it, hmm? It's just like a little treat when you waste something, isn't it?

Like what? Go on. What's it giving example? Well, especially when you're in a hotel. Okay. Oh, I gotta agree with him now. He just gave the perfect example. You can just be like, shh, leave the water on it, and then like the brush the brush teeth will be like I'm just gonna leave the water on there's a little treat to myself

Nice don't get that I don't do the water, but I'll turn the thermostat down to like oh, yeah, absolutely degrees Yeah, you're not paying for it Wasting food still sucks though like whenever I don't use all the milk and the next bison I throw it away that bums me out there. Yeah, it's sad, but I would waste socks. I would buy 365 pounds of socks That you wouldn't cost that much. It's really like a few hundred bucks maybe hmm. How many sandwiches is that? One of my pet peece when I travel is the some hotels now have those Thermostats with the motion detector on it Do they really yeah, and if it doesn't take a motion within a couple hours

It like turns off the AC fuck now I'm just imagining you traveling with one of those home alone devices that we're cool. We could use this like a Cloud I never think of that I got to totally do that and it's just like doing this in the shower or when you show up like For the first time in your room. He's like, oh, it's hot as shit because no one's been moving in there. Brandon's got a pretty cool thermostat. He's got like an app on his phone or something. He control his internet from wherever he is.

I think it's called the best. Yeah, cuz that's like wait. No, I'm proud of it. Like wait, dude. The best thing about it. So you have one now. Yeah, it's like, could you just block it down? The S do it just up for reason right now.

Yeah. We should see how long it's going to go. That's what it's called. I should turn it off. The best thing about it is, and just because I like, it's on right now. See, it's blue, so I can tell. It's below. You can see like your energy usage over the past several days. So you see like the bars, like how long it's run, you can click on it and see like what time of day it turned on and it every now.

Two live stats. I love it. Yeah, it's totally... That's, works just better. They still this thing, I think it was a target now where it's like an an outlet you plug that into the wall and you can plug stuff into it And you control whether or not that's on from an app So it's like yeah, I saw that it best by like built in or someone makes it Yeah, I think it's about. Yeah, it's like it looks like I can turn off this lamp or turn it on from which is cool But there's also like $50 an outlet

Which is expensive shit. Yeah, I have these, like, okay, this is gonna make me sound really lazy, but I am. People already know I like the multi-disc Xbox 360-Guy. I would love to have something like that. Yeah. Who wouldn't? So, the sun comes up and sets at more or less the same time every day, right? Yeah. And of course throughout the year it changes.

So, I got one, was it like a year or two ago. I thought, why am I a sucker? Why do I always have to get up and turn lights on at the same time every day and turn them off at the same time? So I bought this device you can put over switches and you program it and it automatically turns the switches on and off at certain times of the day. So when I know the sun's going to go down, the lights come on automatically, but I know I'm going to go to bed, they turn off. So wait, it's a mechanical thing that pushes your switch. It's got a motor in it and it like fires up and it moves them up and down You can you still like turn it off and on independently, too? Yeah, I think that's fucking brilliant Yeah, so it's like I'm not playing my Xbox. Oh, it's getting dark. Oh, lights just turned on great Perfect, I never have to get I never have to do with the lights in my house

Can you a couple times a year when the sun? Yeah, can you like? Rig that up in some way so it's like it can detect if you're like losing on Xbox and then just like kill your games. It's like, oh, I didn't turn it off. Somebody else did it for me. Uh, no, I think you'd have to get up. This is like an older one. Like now the ones you're talking about

are controlled through an app. This is like a manual thing. It takes like four AA batteries. Oh, wow. It makes it this, uh, uh, uh, like no, he's gonna break the cringey. That sounds really dumb. Yeah.

No, that sounds awesome. I bought it in SkyMall. I thought you had to buy one thing. I think about two things. I forgot about it. What was the other thing? I might watch. You got on a spending spree.

But I bought this thing like, God forever, go eight years ago. Seven years ago. Still working? Yeah. It's SkyMall. SkyMall quality, man. Actually, this is a replacement. The first one broke. This is the second one. You know how the skymole quality. They want to send people to Mars. Yeah, two watches in seven or eight years. That's pretty good. They want to send people to

Mars, but they say they never want them to come back. They say they never want to come back. Oh, it's not a little bit about it. Don't want them to come back. Oh, I guess they can't come back. They can. But they will survive on Mars. I mean, theoretically. how does that what i i i i briefly heard about this yet a certain people to must but there's no return okay this is a one-way trips tomorrow apparently a lot of people are into it and they want to do it

i heard that they lied about how many people applied oh really yeah like by a lot like a hundred times more i'm not good i have more people did you know they exaggerated by a lot of times but i feel like everybody would apply and just like you know. Bring that I never mind. Yeah. If I don't want to go. If two people on Mars Shag and have a kid they are the gonna be the first kids. Well the first Martian Martian. Yes. They're the first kid who isn't a citizen of earth. Yes. They're the first interstellar kids. Say the kid grows up and then they get to the

point where they can bring people back. Yeah. allowed back on earth and what I guess like what past what country would they be it would be whoever the parents were I guess or whoever owns like the base that they're on like if it's an American base. Well, what if it's private So you could like private it doesn't matter. Yeah, so you can say I'm like Mars will be like the new America like when Yeah, I'm like sending tea and then I'm just dumping Yeah, it's tea in space. It's like they throw it out. It just goes up. I read that I

Along the same lines that if they send people to Mars the concern is that even if you're able to bring them back that that one trip Gives a person as much radiation as they would normally be allowed to receive in a lifetime. And just that one trip. Wow. So is that why, is that one of the reasons they can't come back then? Cause they know we're going to be able to travel. I think it's expensive to bring them back. I don't know.

But if someone's born on Mars, they can come back. That'd be their one trip. Yeah. I can't. So Mars. Where does the radiation come from? Cause astronauts can orbit the Earth for like six months at a time. I think it's when you pass through the atmosphere.

No, wait, no, that can't be it, because you're right. That's how it's come back before it's all the time. It must be during the trip, like the time of space. Well, I did see a documentary once where they took microscopes on the International Space Station and did very close-up shots of just the paneling and stuff. And they'd have a ton of holes. Like, imagine a tiny bullet came through and just like,

did this and made like an outward cone, like an exit wound, they were just all over the ship. And they just got the like, like, the light of the meteorite hitting it. Just like tiny little particles of space stuff that just goes through the ship, not big enough to cause any sort of leak, but it goes straight through your head, like through your eyes and stuff, and it's just like, you're getting peppered up there. Yeah, that's crazy to think about. Yeah. Every time I think about space, I just think of that Simpsons

episode where Homer goes to space and crashes into the end of the fly. That's a good episode. In my favorite part of that episode is the cover of the Time Magazine. That's just in Rod We Trust at the very end. I love Simpsons. Don't get me started.

First 10 seasons, I feel like I know inside and out. Really? You found a girl with Simpsons hand. Would you let her? Yeah. I mean, to that would be like, like hey, baby paint it yellow. Let's talk Just like dips it in yellow isn't there a thing in the Simpsons were like Anytime they'd to pick like God or something like that. He has five. Yes. Yeah Is your aim screen picture still home a Simpson

I think is the greatest thing ever. It's like they've been on TV for so long We can never do anything like that, but then the movie right away Yeah, yeah, Homer flipping people off left and right I think it's the greatest thing ever. It's like they've been on TV for so long, we can never do anything like that. But then the movie right away, Homer flipping people off, lifting right. That was probably one of my favorite moments in that movie. It's a great movie. I like this Spider-Pig. Oh, Spider-Pig's also a Spider-Pig.

What was his name? Harry Plopper. Yeah, he did. Clearly because of the Harry Potter movie. The romantic field of the Earth that protects you from that stuff. I don't think. The radiation.

Yeah, the Van Allen belt. Magnetosphere. Well, you asked where the radiation came from. I know that the Van Allen belt protects us all right, so whatever's outside that built right Yeah, so it's like the actual trip getting bombarded with tiny microscopic meteorites and with the tiny microscopic atoms Or what would kill you in the long term. Yeah, so it's scary. Would you go to Mars one way if you had the chance Like right now like tomorrow back, I'm gonna pack your bags. Pack your bags, you're going.

I mean, I'm working here, so probably not. Who's that mean? Well, I like it. Terry, you're fired. Would you go to Mars? Absolutely. There's the data joy in the army and Mars sounds cooler. Miles.

No fucking way. I want to go to Mars. Why not? You can't come back. You could not pay me any amount to do it. I'm not asking you. I'm asking miles I'm just I'm just running my opinions. You'd be like you'd be like yeah I'm one of the first people to go to Mars time to die like that No, you'd be like cool Mars stuff like Mars soccer. What's cool Mars stuff? Mar-Marscape boarding Mars video games

Are there Mars video games there will be think about it. This like what would Mars You sell the internet though. Would you it'd be slow shit be like worse than dial up We talked about this in the animated adventure I know you can play wow on dial up. This is worse than dial up. You can mind sweeper man Yeah, so you could make it back. I can't not saying like minutes which we could we can find about milliseconds and i'll play like sweet chest right this reminds me there's some there's some article that's like there's a sky uh... he was like an author something that he has these twenty three

questions that will ask every person that he meets the term and whether or not he loves that person or something like that one of the questions was it sounds really stupid would you rather would you rather go to uh... go to the moon for i think it was like ten minutes and then come back to totally fine you're you just go to go to the moon for I think it was like Ten minutes and then come back. You're totally fine. You're you just get to go in the moon for ten minutes Well, would you rather take a Like one year like all expenses paid trip to Europe Or to you know some country of your choosing. What would you rather do moon moon moon? Why?

Everyone's been a Europe no one's been like it's a very small group. It's been a Europe. No one's been, like it's a very small group that's been a the moon. I'm also from Europe. That's right. Hey, Gavin's got a pass. Yeah, why for you? I mean, it's fucking it's the moon. That was my initial idea. It's the moon. My first answer was, oh, well, obviously you want to go to the moon because that's really

awesome. But then it's like, that's like going to the moon and then you come back and you tell everybody, yeah, it was pretty awesome. This happened this happened. You kind of had to be there. Like, there's nothing people can relate to to be like oh yeah that guy that went to the moon that's cool but you can nobody can relate to Europe either well no absolutely can't no a year of

going on adventures in in Europe that's like you'd have stories that's mentioned everyone goes to Europe you tell someone oh yeah I went to here for you like all right whatever yeah but somebody have the exact same thing you tell you tell yeah but no one cares let me tell you something if you've heard a Europe story you've heard all of them. I got really drunk here. I got really drunk there. I met a girl here I met a girl there boring I can't if you heard a Vegas story you've heard all of them pretty much Then what are we doing?

Yes, but guess what I went to the moon. Oh tell me all about that. Yeah, there was a rocks a moon story last longer than 10 minutes So you can still get drunk on the moon. Yeah, you make it count. You probably get drunk faster. Right. Like gravity or something, right? The gravity would alcohol blood. Space beer. Yeah.

Giving some earth beer. Look at the thing, it's like you can go to Europe, you have a year or all that. Or you can get out of the way, go up to the moon, eat some ice cream that's like little balls, jerk off and come back. And I'm done. Oh man, jerk it off in space.

Did we all slow it off? I know. It would never stop, drinking off in space. We all know I know It would never stop you keep going Three-cup gizz The speed that it exited to Like floating in space not Driveled like the next countries attempt to learn the moon and he just gets sucked into one of the vents on this spacecraft. FOILED BY SEEMING AGAIN. It's like, oh what's that? Like someone with their astronaut helmet, like, I just got hit with something.

Some type of like, ectoplasm from an alien. It's some kind of moonshot. I just say it's like, because you don't think too it's like, I have to take a whole year or it's like I can take 10 minutes again Yeah, did you just complain about taking the years vacation? Yes, I should to do you like I can take I Got 10 minutes. I could yeah, yeah, well, why would you know? Okay, let's say let's say come back at any time you come back at any time I come back after week, but all expenses paid Or is it pays the moon? That's more responsive. That's better. The moon is way more expensive Yeah, yeah, yeah, how much more way better value millions of dollars. Yeah Yeah, how much do you learn to get to the moon? Probably I don't know

That's not the point and even get to the moon at this point no one goes to the moon anymore. They didn't you could go Wow, so somebody went just pay someone who when it has a craft capable of landing on the moon anymore You could pay for one to be built. I'm saying In that case, billions. Yeah. Abillions. There are billions of dollars. But the research already exists.

You just have to call it down. It's like fuel and shit. But you have to build it. You have to come out. Can you take the white and the blue? Can you take the white and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and blue and blue and the blue and the blue and blue and blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and blue and blue and blue and blue and blue and the blue and blue and blue and blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue and the blue We have better technology now. But it worked. Yeah, but that was scary shit. That's what I'm saying. You would have to build that, and you'd have to build a control room

to be able to communicate and work with it again. Because that shit doesn't exist either. So you're going to have to rebuild a control room anyway, build something new. Dangle a piece of string with a couple on the end to everything we find. Now we just speak. This is the fucking lasso of the moon. I feel like it'd be frustrating if you were the only person

to go to the moon and you couldn't really relate that story Like you wouldn't be able to explain what it was like to anybody like it doesn't matter. I don't know So let me okay. Well, this is the the the crux here then. This is very telling about Personality right right. Why do you ask questions? Yeah, do you want the experience? Personally, or do you want the experience to be able to share yeah? Yeah, I love share I love shared experiences No, I just want the experience for myself. I just want to go and like, I want it,

like every a shut up, I just want to sit on the moon. For 10 minutes just by myself. They're like, don't come out. Don't come out. Oh, shut the fuck up on the moon. Thank you. You have 10 minutes to wait. Let's kind of why I went to Japan.

I was like, I want to go somewhere where my phone doesn't work and no one can talk to me. Yeah. Because you just be like, oh, it's like walk away. But that was the one time you started br breaking it on the flight, wasn't it? Oh, yeah, sorry, freaking out in the way back, it's true. I'm sure you probably told us about that. Yeah, so I fly a lot.

Right. But for the first time I were flying back, it was Tokyo to Dallas. Like, power to the Pacific Ocean, I was like, I need to get off this plane. I was like, I went and I looked out the window, I was like, you can't see anything, just water. I was like, yeah and I looked out the window, I was like you can't see anything, just water, but I was like yeah I need to get off. And then like this like like a rational corner my brain, it's like calm down, calm down, lock yourself in the bathroom. So you got up calmly and went to the bathroom. Yeah, I went to the bathroom and I sat in there for like 30 minutes and like the rational part of my brain like had to overtake everything else. I was like wow okay,

everything's okay. See I have that one off now I feel great. Yeah, I have that moment for the first 30 seconds of every time I wake up on a plane, if I've been sleeping. Oh, really? I'm so scared. It's just, because usually when you're flying, you're just like, yeah, flying. Yeah.

But then when you're just kind of like, you're in the brain. Yeah, but when you're between states, you kind of really take in everything around you. It's like, I could, this could be the last thing I do. Yeah, I could die. I I do. I could die. I could die. I could go, okay, where am I?

I made a plane. Where is this plane? 30,000 feet in the air. Oh my god. I'm in a metal tube. Yeah. That should not be flying. Flying like is totally over my head at this point.

I feel like I've been crazy to think about too. You're just like inside this giant metal machine that runs on explosions and shit. Like I did just like going 80 miles an hour. Go on 80 miles an hour. Next to other people going 80 miles an hour. Sometimes all the people going 80 miles on air sometimes in opposite direction Yeah, I just a few feet. I'm terrified of that as well That can't do that because I like to be in control like that's why I hate boats Because it's like yeah, cuz I feel like it whoa cuz what I can't swim a boat is the same thing

That's okay. That's the safest thing to crash are you? Not to can't swim well, I would argue go bumper cars are thing to crash well i would argue bumper cars are safer to i think he's got to their gavin i mean if you get water to go fast enough it's gonna yeah i mean yeah but i mean you probably like you've run like a big cruise ship

you're probably not gonna like that i feel like crashing a car safer than crashing a boat you don't wear seatbelt on a boat there's a good chance you're going to go flying off hit something when you're in the go flying off, hit something. The thing that freaks me out of the water is when you're in the water, it's like, what else is there? It's like, you know, there are sharks. You have to swim for like six days.

I don't want to, you know. So, if you guys have all been pulled behind a motorboat at some point in your life, whether it be for skiing or on a tube or something? I would say yes for the purpose of the story. Okay. Are you kidding me? No. Okay, okay.

I feel like the loneliest feeling in the world is, let's say, you're skiing. You bail and then the boat has to go and then do a big loop around to come pick you up That time where you're just sitting by yourself in the middle of a large body of water is the most horrifying like 30 seconds You're in such deep war. Yeah, no, it's just like you're like everything's really loud. You're like wow, there's really intense and then you fall and then it's just You like a boat really far away and just the water just I wait there. Looking around, like, I really hope there's not anything big beneath me.

I hate this moment of realization where you realize how vulnerable you are. Yeah. Recently we did a thing where we can talk about the roller coaster thing, right? We did it like a show where we rode roller coasters. And at one point it came round and stopped. I guess I needed maintenance for a little while. So we were just sat for like five minutes on this roller coaster. We're like I know it's hopper something now

We're like right by where you get off. Okay, but you're still you can't move at all Like you'll let your jam down and you're like this and it's like There was a fire right now This would be the worst way to burn to death I would get a safety harness. I would not be able to do anything I would just have to watch everyone in front of me burn to death and then burn to death. And I would get a safety harness. I would not be able to do anything. I would just have to watch everyone in front of me burn to death and then burn to death myself. It would be awful.

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And someone told the story when they were like 10 years old, no, the theory, like eight or nine years old, they were at a lake, their family and their friends family, and they were all out swimming. It was a river, I'm sorry, it doesn't matter. They had the body of water. And this guy said he went into the water, like started waiting around,

and then he felt something near his foot. And he said he was like chest deep water for him. He was a kid. So he reached down, grabbed whatever it was, and pulled it up. And it was like his friend's younger brother, who was six years old. And he was totally blue. And he just said he started screaming for his father. And his father came in and grabbed him. And they pulled him out to the shore. And they were like, performed CPR. And he came back to life. I guess he had just slipped under for like a minute. Uh-huh. And no one had noticed that he just happened to like walk over him. I guess

where he was, it was like a shelf and there was a huge drop and he'd walked out right into the drop. Oh. And then just like floated right back there. Dear God. That stuff scares the shit out of me, man. Like when it's like, it just like goes out and it's like all of a sudden it's like two mile drop. It's like, nope. I'm not going anywhere near that. I had a moment where I was in Galveston with visiting family and stuff and we were out on the beach and a lot of the baitfish were jumping and we're like oh there must be a big fish in the water and we got out we had like sandwiches and stuff and then there's this dude that's

like out there's like oh whoa there's some guys freaking out of something some people pull in this like 10 foot long shark just pulled it off on the beach they're like wow look at that guy and me and my entire family just like let's go for the beach let's go back to the house it was that was that was kind of I don't know I don't like the idea of bigger things and I like no so a whale shark right a whale shark is not gonna harm you right you know it only plankton or cover whatever whatever whale shark eats I would be scared shitless to swim

with a whale shark I don't like the idea of bigger things and for some reason specifically things in the water freak me out like banjo kazooie in the banjo kazooie game there's that shark that comes after you whenever you in the water there's like i think in apescape there's like a big catfish on the level oh yeah shitha i don't know why i was thinking about this recently it's weird that you

say this because i was thinking about this recently and like my whole life i've seen about whale sharks i don't know why my whole life i thought i would love to see a I don't know why. My whole life, I was thinking about what, I was thinking about how, my whole life I thought I would love to see a whale shark. It'd be cool to be swimming and see what. And then I think recently I saw a picture, like a scale. It was like people and a boat and a whale shark. And it was like so much bigger than it was like,

I would be terrified of something with the water next to me. It's like, I know there's no way it could hardly, but it's almost like, if it made a wrong move, by accident, it could hurt you and you don't know. or it could just like open its mouth and you just like go in Yeah, you don't really miss something that can sneeze you to death. Yeah It's a good way to put it So yeah, I mean just the size of it. There's a you showed me this before it was the blue the blue

Yeah, yeah, there's like those like really deep underwater noises that they have detected. And it seriously sounds like, like, Cthulhu was underwater. There's one's called the blue. One's called the blue, but I don't remember what the other one is. There's some sort of, I'm probably getting all of these facts, but there's some sort of, just the OOP, the blue.

There's some sort of network of underwater microphones around the world for defense against something. I'm excited. They just look into thoughts. And they've picked up noises, they pick up the shifting of like tectonic plates. I'm like, I don't know, they pick up lots of crazy sounds.

And one of them like, the sound was so low, they had to speed it up like, you know, X amount of times just so like, you could hear it. And it just sounds like this giant underwater thing. Here we go. Is this video alone? but We're trying to get the blue here

Sounds like a bubble. Yeah, is that it the bubble noise? I think so, but it's like that is like a drag get that sped up I think it's just like a really long noise This really long low noise. It was just like scientists are like, uh, I have no fucking idea what could have made that like they're like, Hey, we picked up this thing. Do you have any idea what it is? And all the scientists scratch our heads are like, I have no fucking clue. Don't go in the water. A dude next to one of the microphones with a straw.

It was apparently happened in 1997. And I don't know, there's some, I looked like a few articles about it. The articles make it sound pretty pretty. I think it's Kithulu. But you think it's Kithulu. I'm whole now, man. That'd be fucking sweet. It sounds like bubbles. So you had the choice instead of Europe and the Moon,

you could have 10 minutes on the Moon or you could discover one mystery of the world. Like you would discover what that is. Or say you could see what actually happened to JFK and figure that out. You could have probably... Absolutely do that. You had one, the mystery solved, and then two, it's like, they'll probably write a paper about you or something.

But no, but what would you do with the information? Nobody would believe you. Well, I would have to have proof, wouldn't I? No. Oh, it was just me that would just say, yeah. Oh man, you just- I'd have to go with the moon on that one, because otherwise, I would come off as like the crazy guy

that saw Bigfoot. But you would have the satisfaction of knowing No, I doubt myself because like if you let's say you have let's say you know Well, let's say that the bloop turned out to be air escaping from icebergs or Maybe the through is trapped in a iceberg What if his bubbles came out Yeah, before you get to that wonder I'm gonna to read this because I've been on a long time.

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exceptional website. I'm so glad the blue is just nice for now. The ocean became a safer place for me now. There's no need for that. So here's the thing. So let's say you absolutely saw ghost. Like you know deep down in your soul, you just saw a ghost from beyond the grave. You're gonna tell everybody that you saw ghost, nobody's gonna believe you. If enough people told you this, no way you saw ghost, wouldn't eventually be like, maybe I was just seeing things, like maybe I'm crazy, maybe I should take medication. But on the flip side of that though, I would believe somebody

said this all goes. I'd be free. I'd go speak. Okay, so I got a good story. Well, okay. The kids are hateful. Go story speak me out. Super natural. So this ghost story did not happen to me. It happened to a friend of mine. I went to school at Rice, Downing Houston. Okay. And I knew these two girls who lived together off campus, they had an apartment that they shared kind of by campus.

And so one time they... And I'm normally hesitant to believe these stories, but like these these girls like never like they didn't have any reason to lie They didn't know them as liars everything normally said was true and the one that this happened to was always really Relucted to tell the story it was always the other one who would always have to prater in telling the story Okay, so like I said they lived together. They had a two-story apartment Their bedrooms were upstairs. I think they had like the living room and the kitchen downstairs. And obviously the entrance to the apartment. So, girl one was out at the grocery store buying stuff, and girl two was at her apartment in her bedroom studying. Girl two said she heard the door open and closed, she thought girl wanted to come back.

So she comes out to the top of the stairs and looks down and girl wants not there. So she turns on the lights and walks down stairs and looks around and she's still alone in her apartment. So she says, she thinks in her head, that's weird. She walks back up to the top of the stairs and turns off the lights. And she heard a whisper that said, we don't like the dark. So she ran down the stairs and ran out.

The apartment had got in her car. Fuck that. Nope. Fuck that. Nope. Fuck everything about that. That's one of the, I had a show that I really love to watch on Discovery Channel was the haunting. Yeah. So it's just like dramatizations of like the,

you know, scary, this happened to me. The ones that I always got really into were the ones where the person telling the story didn't want to be on camera and like blurred their voice. Cause that, I'm always thinking like, if you want to be on camera, maybe you're just some crazy dude that like has a good enough story to where, oh, I can be on TV. The peopleare their voice because that I'm always thinking like if you want to be on camera maybe you're just some crazy dude that like has a good enough

story to where oh I can be on TV. The people that felt the need to share a story but didn't want the fame are always ones are like okay you have my attention. Well it could just be an actor this could be lying. That could be a secret lie. But put the sake of the story. Okay it was probably you know. But no there the the story was like there was a bunch of weird things that happened I had to do with some dude with glasses and a painting or something but The thing that she said the thing that this person claimed happened to her was she was in bed

She was in bed and it sounded as if somebody was right next to her ear and like they whispered something in her ear and she sat up Saw no one and then it was as if like there was just this blood curdling scream like right next We're like someone's getting murdered right next door and screaming that blood-curdling scream like right next to like someone's getting murdered right next to and screaming that like even whether or not that happened the idea of that potentially happening now it's like you know when you go see a scary movie like when you come home like maybe you'll leave a few extra lights on maybe like you make sure

that you're tucked in bed because you're a little freaked out now I also have to have like a pillow over my head because that the idea of somebody just screaming into my ears horrifying that sounds horrible can push down on the pillow and smother you how hard is it to smother someone with a pillow because i feel like that like you make it look way easier to kill somebody with a pillow me which right droga got done in with the pillow he was

i'll come in the barbarian he was kind of tarnic at that time though you can find that i once uh... when i was at probably about ten i was on holiday with my family was we were staying at some Spanish villa, and I vacation. That was just translated. Thanks man.

And all my family was at the pool, and I went back into the villa to do a wee wee, and I lifted up the toilet, and it was flooded, like it would all flood it up, and I opened the toilet and water just like, started spilling over the edges, and I was like, oh my god, so I stepped back and I actually slipped on it and like landed back in the hall and when I got up there was no water. What? I was like what? No, you're drained right? No, I was like what if it was completely dry like it didn't even happen. Were you having one of your strokes at the time? I don't know, like you drunk. What in the fuck? I don't know what I had some stroke or something but like I saw it and I

heard it and I slipped on it but it was a tile floor so I could have slipped on it anyway. But I would remember just being like, you, here's what I mean, you had it passed out and then Jan and I came out and was like, fucking kids and cleaned it up and just left your ass there for ruining it. Yeah, because it doesn't make any sense. There's no reason why lifting up a toilet lid would make the water spill over. Weird, man. Yeah, according to my mom at least, I talked to a ghost when I was a kid. I don't know if I told this to the podcast or not.

No. So we were in this house, before the house my parents bought and lived in her now. And I was, I can't remember how old it was. I was still at the point where I could talk, but they're still using the baby monitor kind of thing to check in on me, like, what do I do around. So it was just my mom there.

And I was just sitting in mom there and I was, I was just sitting in my room and she heard me talking to somebody and she's like, where the fuck is this, you know, like who's talking to this number here. She went in there and I was by myself, of course, and she was like, who are you talking to? And I was like, oh, I was just talking to the nice man

who comes by and she was like, what are you talking about? And I was like, well, you're like, I was just talking to the nice man. Now. That's not, that's not ghost cut of Phileas. Um, but and it was like, well you're like, I was just told into the nice mouth. That's not ghost cut affiliate. And I was just like, yeah, I just talked to my nice mate and he comes by. Turns out, and if it was just that, that'd be one thing, and I wouldn't even believe this. But it turns out that the people who had owned the house before,

the dude was a police officer, and he was killed in the line of duty. Like he was like out being copped, being cool and then died. He had a son that was my age, which is fucking weird, man. Fucking weird. Must give me a look. I don't like that story. Yeah. I stopped to get freedom out because it's late at night for some reason.

I was gonna like, stop the ghost stories. I'm all alone. I'm weird, dude. Have you ever done Yeah, I believe it You've ever done a week ago. No never have to scared you want to believe it It's always someone controlling it. Yeah, it's someone controlling you You and I do it. I promise I wouldn't control it. I believe you control it. Yeah It's moving it's no, I think it's yes, no

It's gonna be like suck my knob Bread So you were talking about I don't know why we why I was thinking about this, but maybe you just go off and go, oh, you're talking about the thing screaming in the ear. Oh, yeah. My wife said that she was watching TV recently and that this is not a ghost story. Oh, yeah. I was hunkering down.

She was watching one of those weird medical stories shows. It's like, can you believe this happened? I guess this woman took her husband in who was was in his early 30s, took him into the ER, because he was like, they'd gone to sleep. Then in his sleep, he had just woke it up and started screaming, like at the top of his lungs. So they didn't know what was wrong with them. So they took him in, they started doing all these tests,

and he would like totally frozen a sleep with his eyes wide open. And then every few minutes, it just starts screaming at the top of his lung. That is nightmare fuel. Yeah, I was not a ghost for this. Because I'll tell you, just they found out what was wrong with him. He was possessed by Satan.

So they run like cats and like they shake his heart and everything's fine. Like his heart's maybe a little fast, but like there's nothing really weird with him. Then they realize after a while that a roach had crawled into his mouth. Oh, well, he was asleep and he was deathly afraid of roaches. And I guess he woke up and realized that there was a roach had crawled into his head. Oh! Well, he was asleep and he was definitely afraid of roaches. And I guess he woke up and realized that there was a roach in his ear and knew what was going on. And he was having panic attacks. Oh, but he couldn't communicate.

Right, and he was just screaming because he was terrified. So that to go in with tweezers and try to pull it out, but the roach was trying to get away. And like, oh. I had to have into a friend of mine. He woke up with a bug in his ear. He didn't freak out. He just went to like the hospital and they like got him out for him But then like the next week he like he invited me over to like stay in that video game. So it's like

You don't have points on good night Shining your mouth. Yeah, that's like no, that's not happening Yeah, that was a similar story with a woman and how she couldn't get rid of some scratching in her ear And there was nothing in her but a spider had crawled into her ear and laid, I think like, 90 eggs down her ear drum, and they were all hatching. Like, so good. Oh, God.

There's nothing in her ear except 90 eggs. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't one spider. It was just one giant baby spiders. Yeah, but there was like a period. It was only 720 eggs. God. How do you get rid of those? Do you just like put hot water until you like burn the death of something.

It's cool, isn't it? I think, I guess. You need to like vacuum it up. What do spiders like? You can put like spider food at the edge of your ear if you want to come out. Yeah, I got you. It's disgusting. Fucking crisp.

Yeah, so we should talk about this. This is a tomorrow's t-shirt Tuesday. Yeah, Ruby shirt. First Ruby shirt. Yeah. So that comes out tomorrow or today for the new audience podcast. So you all went up to,

did you either of you go to Dallas? No, we didn't. We did not go to A-Con in Dallas, but we showed off better carry. You're left hand. And Shane, they premiered the yellow trailer, showed off Yang, Yang Xiaolong. And no, we didn't get to go,

but Monji showed a video that he shot of it and it was yeah crazy good response the life is mental yeah only there was only 1500 people online that wrapped around with the food court and they were only allowed to want 500 in yeah yeah it was just like which really sucks I hate it when that yeah yeah but it was really cool like I know like you get you know you get a mix of comments and stuff whenever a video's posted, they've been like, just seeing that raw reaction from like, you know, the people at A-Con was like,

really reassuring for the two of us who've never done something like this before. Yeah, we've been on a project before. It's been a good time for me. But yeah, no, it's like, it was F4K. It's like, we've like, you know, we've worked on shows before, but we've never, you know, written anything that's been this,

been this responsible for something. Yeah, and it's like, you you know it's something that like we started doing with Monti just after work like we would just go to a department just start writing something like I hope people like it and then to see that reaction to something that we're just like oh this might be cool it's like crazy it's crazy man like and there's we there's so little in these trailers yeah the trailers are just like a few lines of like man the dialogue and so it's like we're we're what I'm trying to say is,

we're really excited for RTX. Yeah, we're just going to show to like, get premiered and like, we're going to be really out there. Yeah. So we, you know, we have a much bigger main ballroom for RTX this year. And on top of that, we have an overflow room with a giant display.

So if you can't get into the panel room, you can still watch the panel. Yeah, that's awesome. That's really awesome. That's genius. That was one thing that was talked about. Yeah, let's have this happen. It's not as comfortable as like, and it's not quite the same as being their in-person, but you can still watch the panel as a panel right there. Yeah, that's not getting turned away at the door and then it's like, well, what do we do now? Yeah, that's awesome. So yeah, in the case of ACON, where it was cut from the door, could then come around. There's at the food court.

I just love that every weapon is jewel purpose. Yeah. And like reloading those gauntlets was pretty cool. Rocket launcher? It's also a baseball bat. Yeah, that was pretty cool. That was like a Nerdy bat or something. Yeah, that trailer was a lot of Monty and Shane staying

really, really late. And just like their craziness. It's like every, if you were saying like every move has like a pup, it's like no wasted energy. Yeah, like she would shoot just to get across the room to punch someone else in the face. Yeah, I love that kind of stuff. So there was someone, there were multiple ruby cosplays

as well there, right? Yeah, it was cool. There was, I think there was a ruby vice and there was no black and Adam, yeah. So will that be a show for every character? I look there's right there Monty with one of the Ruby people Monty's sporting blonde wig for Yang. Yeah, everything is yeah, I think he just wanted my hair That's ongoing. I saw this one. Yeah, I saw a picture of a Ruby cosplay on the subreddit and it was not that one There's no there's one at a

Pax East when we went. Oh right. Yeah, it's been one at like almost every con since we put out the review trailer. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's really overwhelming. Yeah. Fan reaction. It's awesome too.

Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. We're excited. So yeah, watch the the yang yellow trailer. We're going to call it. Yeah. If you haven't yet.

And then T-shirt tomorrow. So Ruby's premiering at our tx July 5th. Yes, and Red versus blue season 11's coming out June 14 You know flag day. Yeah, a lot of stuff coming up next couple weeks. Yeah, I had busy, dude I'm kind of yeah It's a rip season 11 really excited about it lots of meetings with Matt and Bernie figuring out it It's a lot of fun because like meetings for Ruby, it's like you know we have animation reviews and we need to go over it's like

okay we're gonna have to schedule these people to come in and record and do this and that and with the Red versus Blue meeting it's like it would be funny if this happened and then what if we added this to it and it's spanned it yeah right it down. So it's the RV meetings are a lot of fun I'm really looking forward to season 11. It's actually good. Yeah. Yeah I recorded my down. So it's the RV meetings are a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to season 11. Nice, that should be good. Yeah, I recorded my first audio for it. In fact, I totally, you should just pull all of my audio from like an archive of sounds.

I was like, why am I saying yes sir again? I've been saying yes sir for 10 years. How many yeses have you done? That's what I said. I'm sure I've said yes sir, every way possible. Yeah, I'm going to, for this season, I'm going to keep a separate folder that has every single one of Simmons

Yes, sirs So now we're gonna write more yes sirs just sir Yes sir One of the first one of the first things I did for RVB in terms of editing was I cut together the previously on RVB Thing for the C Oh, no way which was just every swirower from season one to four at that point and now we've had another five seasons We should definitely do it for the last five seasons, right? It's all the swearing.

Yeah, that's a good idea. We should bung on the season 11. I see, we're gonna get on a Gavin. Yeah. We're not long enough to be its own DVD by this point. Yeah, that was the Red versus Blue swears. I still remember the first thing I did for our VB. Yeah, I walked up and they were like,

we have Sheila lines. We usually cut them up. So I just cut them up. I remember the first thing I did for our VB. I said hey You were the first line of dialogue We have fucking video of it. Yeah, you should be the last two like whenever it ends Whatever I'm not saying like it doesn't say anything, but whenever there is a last line. You should do it Yeah, they should be hey, they did that for friends. They start killing off all the characters

I'm sure that yeah last last I think Matthew Perry had the first line you should do it. Yeah, that's how they should be. Hey, they did that for friends. Yeah, I'm gonna start killing off all the characters. I'll make sure that's him and the last one. Yeah, I think Matthew Perry had the first last line. He's like, hey, a friend. You have one of my words. Yeah, I wonder why we're counting. Yeah, just start snorting a bunch of cocaine in here. That, that, that, behind the scenes video that Bernie made

of you and Jeff doing the first recording inspired us when we were when like Ruby was like months ago, like way early in development. We were trying to trying to prove to you know Matt and Kathleen like oh I think that you know this amount of time would be a good time wink for the episode and like I don't know it might be a little too long so Carrie and I took the script that we had written and we just went into a one of our recording booths and then we played every character in the second chapter of the show and we just read it back so it's just us trying to be a bunch of teenage girls in the second chapter of the show and we just read it back. So it's just us trying to be a bunch of teenage girls in the occasional. Yeah, and we recorded mostly girls at that point.

It was mostly girls at that point. We haven't introduced a lot of the guys yet. Was that just for pacing purposes? Yeah, we wanted to figure out around the like how many pages, you know, would equal how many minutes because you know, for R.E.B., the dialogue is so fast. That's one of those things that technically is very important, but once you're done doing that that you step on You like I just got paid to do that. Yeah, it was it was really it was a lot of fun Yeah, I still we still have all those raw files maybe one clue to bonus Maybe you should do it as an alternate audio track for

For whatever episode it was I'm serious. Well, the thing was the lip thing would be totally different, but Also the super bonus feature is so different at that point That's really different. Yeah. Did you hit it? There you go. Yeah, because it's not all this time to do all these stuff. Yeah, so many people working on it, you can't tell me

you don't have someone who can do that. I can't tell you that. Yeah. I can tell that Patrick was here until like six in the morning. Yeah. And it's crazy. Like, because as big as a staff, we have, it's like every second count. A big second count.

It's huge. Really girthy too. No, yeah it's like every second counts. It's huge. Really girthy, too. No, yeah, Patrick's. Patrick's on top. It's not big enough for bonus features, though. I love Patrick. Yeah, he somehow manages to work, but like he does all the vases. Yeah.

Outwork and all of a fun, positive, Patrick. Yeah, that's awesome. We really star Mass Effect 3, let's play. Yeah. Over the weekend. You editing that, and I was like, how is it? And you're like, yeah, I think it's OK. I was, I was was crack it up. I was coming a little bit out to speed it up. I think that's funny. I can check that out. So at first I had before like that's the intro audio bug. Before

that I had me yelling, let's wait because we were having a problem with that. Yeah, somehow we'd figured it out where Bernie and I were stuck on the loading screen or we could see was loading, but what we were doing in the lobby was actually working. Yeah, we could ready up even though we couldn't see the lobby, and Gus is like, I can't believe that works. And then we're in the game, and we're all getting shot down because we can't see anything. What we're doing is pretty funny. Yeah, it turned out pretty well. And I'm working on part two of that right now. Speaking of Les Place, the GTA one that came out today, Kerry was in. Yeah. And I think maybe the funniest moment in any Les Play this year so far. I already went through the comments in like every other comment. Is everyone talking about that moment?

Every time I've got to see it. I love those great, very nice Les Place. It's just chaos. It's all ridiculous. That game just shit's gold. Yeah, it's amazing. It's like the game shit's gold. But I don't even have to say what Bence will go about. When you watch the video and you see Carrie do the thing and get absolutely done in. When I saw that you guys put out the races episode, I was like, okay, they're gonna do like a structured thing. That would be alright. That was one of my favorite episodes.

Yeah. This is a big monster. Yeah, that did pretty well. It was good. Let's watch that. It's a million now, right? 1.1. Damn, dude.

Congratulations. Congratulations. Yeah, those are super popular. They can be jealous. You're in them as well. What you told me? So I realized, and this may be a little too technical and boring for people, it's weird how different, I think, the less-play processes, like editorial and creation-wise,

between what you do in achievement 100 and then what I do like off I own over there. Well, how do you think it's different? Like I know you all well you always final cut. Yeah, and I was premier you all export like raw video files You then run through compressor for compressing. I don't have any of that Plus like I'll do things like the pictures and yeah, and things that are just like a little different We'll put on a you'll do a better job of exposition and things that are just like a little different. We'll part name it.

Also on and. You'll do a better job of exposition. It's set up at the beginning. And like doing the lobby and like the other ones I've been doing is just like, start, you're in the middle of, it's like you're just in the middle of jumping into watching something. The thing I've been struggling with most recently is

because I'm editing five screens while I'm watching five screens or once. And the last one we did was in Minecraft was called Shopping List, where we're trying to get rare items and everyone's trying to frame all their items. But the thing is, some of the items are so rare, like Coco beans, you have to find a dungeon. So whenever anyone would find a dungeon, they'd be really quiet.

And then all of a sudden, someone would come back with Coco beans, and I'd be like, what, when did that happen? And I'd be scrubbing all the way back, and be like, oh, Ryan found Coco beans at some point. I'd be skimming back and after to find that moment. And then I'd have missed something else. It's like, oh my god, I wish everyone would just announce

exactly what they're doing all the time. That's a save me time. That's the problem I have is I feel like, I'm only watching four screens. And I feel like I cut the things after it's happened. Like someone says something like, oh what cut? It's like, oh it's like two seconds too late. Yeah, I always, I pretty much trim back

every single selection I make afterwards. So someone had a post on the RISC subred. I don't know if you saw it, talking about how a lot of non-renewable resources in a team at City might be running low. Yeah, it's a finite world. We're really, we're mining the crap out of it. Yeah. How often do you guys save, like when you go out and do like a, like shopping list, like

collect stuff or like how often do you guys save and how often do you guys just like all those caverns that you've mined out. We save, when we're recording, we save every hour because we've had it where. Okay. So we'll save pretty much every Let's Play record. Every Let's Play record you save. Pretty much unless it involves, unless something really bad happens. Or like Cloud Downers.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll save, we'll save when we get to the starting area. Yeah, it'll be the only time we save. But yeah, the shopping list let's play was two parts, but all in all, it was just over four hours of recording. I think it was cut down to like an hour and a half. People watch the YouTube and other videos

and like, oh, these guys just get to hang out and play video games all day. But it's like, editing gameplay footage sucks. And it's a lot of work. There's a lot of technical stuff that we just can't show because it ruins the story. Right, right. Us saving or if the game starts to get really laggy, we have to drop out and then drop back in and all of a sudden the world isn't loaded again.

So we have to walk around a bit just to load the world and then start again and all that's cut. Like you would never see that. But yeah, it's really time consuming, surprisingly time consuming. So in doing this, I started counting the problem you had, which is like, when you play multiple videos off of one hard drive, sometimes hard drives aren't fast enough, just need to read

all that data. So I got an SSD in my computer. Nice. And I always put all the video files in there. It's fine. So you can do four from one SSD. Yeah. I've been suggesting that you guys.

I can probably do more. I can forever. Yeah. I can probably do like eight on this video. There's a, it might be related to this, but there's like a sale on New Egg for San this stuff. San? And it was like a 450 gig SSD For $300. Wow, that's good deal Yeah, I got a 500 gig one for 500 bucks. Wow, and yeah, I can read like

220 megabytes a second shit really yeah, so it's it's pretty fast. I have a Thunderbolt drive. I think does 320 damn wow, it's like it's I have a Thunderbolt drive that I think does 320, wasn't it? Damn, wow. It's a dual drive Thunderbolt. What is a Thunderbolt? You're a Thunderbolt. One of the things that pissing me off is the Mac Pro hasn't been updated in so long that I don't think you can. It's the only thing that you actually want Thunderbolt.

Yeah, you cannot get Thunderbolt on a fucking Mac Pro. Socks. Really? Yeah. Where you can get them on the display. See what we're going to do It only works with like a MacBook Pro or yeah My slow-mo guys editing in the UK was on a Mac Pro and I had tons of hard drives But when I moved to this country, I don't want to take like 20 hard drives with me

So I just bought like a big eight terabyte Thunderbolt drive and for the last year I've edited every single slow-mo guys episode on my Mac with air and it's just it's fine Wow, yeah, and it's like 10-8-P Super high- my Mac with air and it's just it's fine. Wow. Really fast. Yeah. And it's like 10 a.p. Super high frame rate stuff and it's absolutely fine. Really. We're going to be. Yes, wonderful. Awesome.

The Mac Pro could be incredible if they actually put some effort into it. Well, worldwide developers conferences next Monday, maybe they'll, uh, they'll not something that's probably going to be new iPhone too. Well, yeah, the speculation is that they'll show the next version of OS 10, iOS 7 and that there will be a 13-inch MacBook Pro refresh and possibly a Mac Pro refresh. One of the big arguments to Apple, I think, that I read someone, was that guy Scott Forskin where his name was?

I don't think that was it. Forsed all. But he was known as the mini-steve, like a total asshole. And he was always keen on making apps look like real life stuff like the notes app on the iPhone Looks like an actual yellow note. Yeah, and like the game sent a thing looks like a felt pool table stuff like that And I probably Steve Jobs was was the only one that agreed with him on that But everyone else hated that and now that Steve Jobs is gone and they got rid of that guy Johnny I was just like redoing all of the apps Yeah, see some make them look super flat and simple and the fact that each icon for every app was designed by a different team, so like some

of them have glass and some of the having a border. There's like no consistency between all the apps, so now apparently the next version is going to be unified iPhone. That sounds cool. It'd be pretty interesting. It might be the biggest visual change we've had. So a little disappointed in iPhones at this point, I felt like the five didn't have as many upgrades or features, so it would have liked. I felt like the five didn't have as many

Upgrades or features so it would have like it felt more like a 4.5 right. It's just like oh, it's longer I feel like it was the biggest change If they don't really make a huge change in this next phone I might jump ship. Yeah, yeah to what Samsung. Yeah, I can see myself trying out a galaxy I just like I'm so tied into it like with iTunes and every time Yeah, I am too. That's what's keeping me. Yeah, I just I'm so invested. I've got a MacBook. I've got an iPad I've got a huge photo stream way all the pictures show I don't think It's awesome photoshoots really cool. I've got a news like oh, I got to get that photo off my phone

Oh, let me slot track photo there. It is it's already a That was like cost extra huh? No, no There was something I was I think I had to take a picture of something in a book that I had at my house. And I took the picture, and I just like, walking around the room. And already it had been automatically imported into I photo. And I was playing as the screensaver on my Apple TV.

I was like, oh wow. I just, I was like 20 seconds ago. The only thing I usually like, I remember is the film RT Life. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of upcoming conferences and stuff, did you see the supposed leak game announcement list for E3 for Xbox? No. Yeah.

I don't know where the photo came from, but there was some article that could be legitimate, could be total shit. But some of the list of games included Halo 5, Halo Spartan Assault, Banjo Kazooie, Grunti Land, Killer Instinct, Failable 4. That's been rumored forever. There was a picture of some graphics, and I don't know, taking it as a little, but I'd be stoked for it. So I read that there was speculation like a joystick, something that Microsoft registered a bunch of Halo Spartan Assault related websites or domain names I should say. So take it for what you will. I wonder if that's going to be like a Halo or a sequel or something.

Maybe maybe has something to do with the Halo TV show or maybe yeah. I can't explain how excited I am for GTA 5. We like that. There's maps on the internet. I went back and I, because I never played them, because remember when I did did the destruction derby It was a big deal because I didn't have yeah We always a Tony we want to load up original GTA. Yeah, because that's all I have when I had to do it So I went out and I bought the the pack that comes with the two DLCs. I've been playing through gay Tony That shit is awesome. I think gay Tony was hurt by less than damped really I think people bought less than damped

I'm gonna give it crap about these runji bike and asshole So I would straight to getone is better than GTA 4 itself. I thought so, yeah. Yeah, so far, absolutely. It's okay, because I started replaying through GTA 4 because I never finished it and I was like, let me try one of the other ones. I started playing that, I was like, yeah, I'm playing in Gatone enough. When does GTA 5 come out?

September? Okay, say someone off for G this. All right. Could you go to the moon for 10 minutes? I don't know. But I probably granted could you go to the moon for 10 minutes I play grandfather five on the moon for 10 minutes you could have GTA 5 now like in my hand it would be complete and you would be the only one to have it but the entire development team of GTA 5 get to come on your head How many people is that that's like a few hundred people. So you said you would let someone

come on your head for $10. Did I? Yeah. No, no, no, no, I don't know if it was like loads of it. That's way better. That's for trash. But the conversation was the way. So it's like if Gus does it, whoa, whoa, whoa, if everybody in that room came out and buccac It on your head. Okay, okay, you can't on my head and it be a bucks That's like how are you gaming? I was Better than one load if I've got seabed in my hair. I might have tons of it. I'm still gonna have a shower one shower So I'm gonna have seabed in my hair. I'm So hey a second so let shower It's the problem so I'm gonna have Stephen in my hair. I

So let me ask you this so if I said okay Let me spunk on your head for $80 or let all three of us bunk in your head for $80 That's the same amount of money carry. I know it makes no sense. So what would you go with a one? Okay? I'm trying to figure out where you're where you're you're not drawing the line very well. Okay. I'm putting the $10 the whole point of the $10 thing was that a ton of people will be doing it over and over again and I'd be making money for every time. I also wouldn't just be at once. It wouldn't be like one plan session. I know what you're trying to say. You're trying to say I don't want a guy to spunk on my head for 10 bucks. You would like I would guy in Austin spug on your head if they each pay ten dollars. If they each pay ten dollars. Like if you're gonna get smug on your head, you might as well make some money.

Yeah. I feel like. But you would wash right out of your hair now. Yeah. It would, it would just glide off. This hair is the best, by the way. It looks retarded. But it feels great.

I can't wait for it to grow back. But you know, in the pool, with the breeze over my head, it's tough. So I used to always cut my hair like that because I met you when you had it. Yeah, I never wanted to brush my hair in the morning and I wanted to be able to not shower and like not have my hair be all light and shrap. Why did you want to be up to not shower? Because I was lazy.

Did you know what to be clean? This is the guy that has tiny machines turn off lights for it. I do like being clean. But sometimes you wake up late or you hung over like I was hung over and drunk a lot. It's like you guys got to roll out of bed and get to work. Not get that, because like, my hair's longer.

I just cut it, but like when it's longer, it's like I can't, it was good, it was, yeah. I'm just lazy, shit. Yeah. Well I did that for 18 months once and I had the bad out here. Is that that one picture of you? Yeah.

I'm like a cute little girl. Yeah. I was well-prepared. But it's like, yeah, I can't shower, I can't not shower in the morning. I can't like shower at night or anything. Yeah, I like have to show I absolutely even if I if I know I'm doing it I need to wake up in the morning now, even if I know I'm not gonna leave the house I can't just not shower really. I feel gross. Yeah, no, I get that yeah

I also know showers don't wake me up though. I fall asleep in the shower in a sweet colder Derrick RVV10. I fell asleep in the shower I sat down in the shower and then it was like half an hour. I just lean. I feel like I always get my best thinking done in the shower. Really? I don't only time why you've got no distractions. Right, I don't set out to think,

but it's like, or to think about one thing at a particular but then that's when I'll have like good ideas. Oh, I want to get a notepad for my shower. Because I'm the so you can dry raceport, yeah. Yeah, except it would be a race constantly. We'll just do it higher. That'd be a wetter race for just put on the seat. Yeah, that's why I love plane rides because I feel like that's like the one time where nobody expects anything from me. I've got like three hours.

The exit row. Or the ice. But it's like for three hours, I can't my phone can't ring. Like there's just nothing. I just like I can do whatever I want for three hours. You know, that's why I love playing right now. I hate playing rides. I feel like I'm too big for a plane. Plane just give me headaches and then I just have no legs. Oh, there's a coup big.

Oh yeah, I feel like I'm so done with the plane. No, no, no. Like the first time, like when I went on a plane to Toronto, FanExpo for a few years ago, I was super excited because I hadn't been on one since I was like 10. I was like, yeah, my family drives everywhere. Like I took a Greyhound bus to Colorado

or any Mexico or something like that. That was fun. That was fun. To Colorado or... I can't remember which one. It was one of the two. I think I took one to both actually, but those are different summers. Anyways, no, I don't like playing. I just get headaches and I just feel like I'm a giant.

Do you get the air thing as you just say? It's not all the air thing. I think it's just the motion sickness of just like, I don't know what it is. I just like planes. I get way sick during a car motion sickness of just like, I don't know what it is, but I just like planes. I get way sick in a car motion sickness wise because the car is like, you know a bit about that. Yeah, I mean, you're playing and it's like unless there's like turbulence, you're just like, I remember I was a kid like my constant decision was like I would be in the back of my baby's car whatever I'd have my wears Waldo book. It's like I could look for a

Waldo right now, but I'm heavy. That was like my biggest problem. could look for Waldo right now. But I'm going to have a headache. That was my biggest problem. You are the most important problem. That's the most important problem. Waldo's not going to find himself. That was Pokemon Yellow on my game board.

Oh, yeah. It's power through? I can't. I'm going to get my YouTube. I'm right there. I'm going to get a whole of my team talk some. Pokemon was awesome. No, it's kind of out of hand.

No, it's fine. Have you seen those Pokemon Fusion things that are really popular on Reddit now? There's some website where you enter into Pokemon names and then it makes a weird sprite that's kind of a blend of the two of them. What's made it really cool is a bunch of artists have taken those combo sprites and then actually drew it out. They put it on their DV and art and stuff. And they look really cool. That does sound really cool. Everything, everything, everything, every Pokemon that gets blended with a ghost Pokemon or cubone is immediately awesome

That makes sense. Yeah, so would you do the come head for GTA? I've never been a big GTA guy I've because I didn't know I didn't know any I didn't own any sort of PlayStation anything until like just recently I got a PC because I love the PC I love because I know because I never whenever I would Gran Theft Auto, my only experience with it was, oh, it's out of Friends' house. He already has his own save game. Oh, I can just kind of dick around in the car and then I can't save when I'm done.

Like that was what I would do. And that's fun. Just real quick. I love the fact that the way he justified it was not, oh, I've never been a seamen on my head guy. It was not. I was like, okay. It's like, it was like Halo 5.

If you'd asked me for the spunk for money thing, I'd go for money. I'd go, uh. How much? It's $10. I got aside with Gavin and say, if people gonna, you know, spunk on my head, I might as well go big.

Make up for it in volume. Yeah, I mean, how many games? It's gonna get, like the long-heeled sit there, it's gonna get gross. If it's like a chain. No, I think the top layer is. It's not gonna get like, come box gross. What not i think the top let's get like come box gross what

the reddit uh... have you not okay this guy this guy on reddit the post it was like a ask reddit was like what's the most shameful thing you've ever done and the guy meant that the person that posted was like all i did this one thing

i cheated like on a test on was very proud of it also my come box And I was like whoa, I'm sorry I can go back to the thing about the come box and it was oh well Yeah, I had the shoe box that one time I was just jerking off and I didn't have like a sock or anything So I just came in a box and I just never got around and throwing it away And it just kind of became like tradition tradition I was just coming that box. Yeah For so long it grew mold No, the best it was like black

He tried to burn it and he tried to burn it and it wouldn't burn And it wouldn't burn. And the smell was so bad, he decided to stop. He decided to stop in the middle. So he like mad at his come box out to kill the flame. Yeah. So he had this thing. It was like this like orangeish yellow and just like black spots.

And yeah, like spots I love it. And the like the last thing he goes to he's like, and it just smells awful. Yeah. And then someone else was like, oh, that's kind of like my come boxes. It was like, what are your come boxes? Oh, it's just the pair of boxes that I came in for the past five years.

They're not like an orange issue. And it's like stiff shit. Yeah, yes. Like somebody made a paper mache mold of his boxes. There's a couple like that. There's another dude that just came in jars for a couple of years. I mean, that's more common in jars for a couple years oh that's more common I feel like did you see the woman that that uh it was like an art thing she kept every use condom from all of her love

lovers like put them all up on a wall she said I would old use condoms lining her wall all right that smells great oh god do you think she shows that to like one night stands oh god it's probably her bedroom right like you're going up here afterwards it's like the guys have like the notch. She has like the used condoms. Do you think it's like Woodrose where you can also like write something when you got them?

Jack smells junk. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? Can we take note of me asking what is a gg. Climbogs of one of the worst decisions in my life. What? What? What? I'll show you the picture later. Did you not see my face? We don't know of me asking what is Some box of one of the worst decisions in my life I'll show you the picture. Did you not see my face? I was like, can we pull it up? No, no, no, no, do not do that. I'll show it to you later. Don't worry. I think it was a gun num

Thinly, alright, it's about time to wrap up. I'm sorry to say. So thanks for being on the podcast, you guys. Which weird is I feel like the last couple of days, there's been a resurgence of people asking for you guys, so I'm glad we got both of you all back. We've got to come back, so. Thanks for watching everyone. We'll be back next week with number 22. This I've ever been on the podcast. Oh, I'm going to get you one.

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