Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #222

Episode Date: June 11, 2013

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whenever you want. Binge on full seasons and watch your favorite current shows like Red vs Blue and More. Right now, Rupert fans and get an extended free trial of Hulu Plus by going to Hulu Plus dot com slash Rupert's. Hey everyone, welcome to the Rupert podcast. What is going on? Hey! Shobai, today is like, the ultimate day for video streams because of E3. Today was too much.

There was like, you had to have multiple monitors to watch all the shit going on. The world became so new today. What are we competing with right now? Well, the Sony PS3 Presser starts in 30 minutes. So I warned them to- That's not- Yeah, they're going to have a difficult time with, you know, our stream at the same time as theirs.

Well, it's really aggravating because I want to see what the PS4 looks like and we're going to be here talking instead. I think we're still- I think we're going to be here talking instead. I think we're still leaving. Stay here. Keep you updated. Play by play. I'm sure someone's going to tweet it at us. Yeah, I think we have to click on it.

And then it's like, is this the right thing? It's like a stand-up image. Bob, right. You're in the big chair. I think so far away from us right now. You actually, it's even further away than it usually is. I think it is. He put it back to coming around and shut it a the coming world. He's got the coming world. He's got the coming world.

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Supposedly. He had like a 13 inch dick or something. You're taking the test. Yeah. Oh, he's the ladies man, wasn't he? Yes, Supposedly. He had like a 13 inch dick or something. You're taking the test. Yeah. Oh, he's the ladies man, wasn't he? Yes, that was it. He was a ladies man. So yeah, I don't know who did this, but thanks.

What did you get? You just have Stella. All I see in your thing is Stella. Stella and the son, Santa Bob. Why did you all, between three people, have two different kinds of beer. It's me, Bear. One person, I have five.

Kyle brought the beers over. What beer? You just knew where to put it. Kyle must not like you. Kyle must be upset at me. I'm right. I kind of yelled at Brandon earlier, and I feel bad beers over. We just knew where to put it. Kyle must not like you. Kyle must be upset at me. So I kind of yelled at Brandon earlier and I feel bad about it. No, why is that hat?

Is it half-shade? No, no. Is that what you're talking about? Yeah, I was trying to watch the Xbox or the Microsoft E3 Presser. And they were getting to the very end. It was the part where they just showed the Halo teaser and then they were getting into like the pricing for

the Xbox one and launch and then brand starts I am a non stop about the new Mac pros that apples and valium will our developer conference actually applied brand and shut up and I logged out of I am I mean I overreacted he on ironed me three times. It wasn't entirely Brandon's fault, like other people had been IME2, but I couldn't tell them to shut up. So I took it a lot of Brandon, like Brandon just happened to be the first time me and I was like, that's it,

you get all the fury from all these other people. I got some of the two, because I was just getting a drink, like all the stuff had been announced and I was walking past your desk, because like, man, you see that new Mac Pro and you're like, oh my God, I don't care about the Mac Pro.

It was it was it was it was building So sorry branded that was a that was holding me it was on me by the way that that Mac pro looks wicked It's weird it looks like a little subwoofer. It looks like a tiny coffee bean grinder. It looks like a little trash can Yeah, it does look like a little nervous. I have no idea what it looks like. It looks like a just cylindrical black thing. And there was no scale to it at first until they put it next to the old one. And it comes up to about where the power button is on the old one. It's like an eighth of the size. If you can get me the keyboard, I can pull it up.

I think we might have a picture for that we can insert here. Great to go. Did you close your own? Don't knock over the gavin. You have to fucking vamp all right now So what is they also announced I always I can't actually see Michael So they announced they showed the new I always seven stuff Yeah, it was exactly it was exactly what we've been talking about on the patch last time about how it's gonna be a

You're stretching your gun flat to design yeah they've been throwing a little big about the felt the felt background so here's what we should do guys we get like a coffee we get one of these we plug it in in the kitchen and we see what people try and do with it they're gonna break it immediately what are you supposed to bring it yeah we're not what he wants he thinks they're gonna try to pour water yes he's gonna immediately pour water in traffic. Oh, man, that'd be great. Holy shit, that was totally worth the wait.

That's awesome. That was top. There's a transition for us. Yes, and that's the inside of it? That's a fucking trash can. That's an extra outspoken. It's a garbage disposal for comparison. I can't see shit.

So basically, I'm so far away. It's three boards all triangulated with air going through them up into one turbine at the top That thing is wow yeah Brando was okay. It's very tiny and I think it has four USB-Fores and six Thunderbolt 2 connections Oh this one man. Yeah, I can carry it away Yeah, they said that The one thing that scares me is they said instead of like your expansion

base being internal that now it's all external and stuff you plug in. Well, I mean with Thunderbolt, you don't need internal drives. But Thunderbolt devices don't exist aside from drives. Exist aside from drives. What do I say that wrong? I feel like I'm speaking up for them. I've never tried to exist in drives. I mean it sends me.

There's the only devices that exist over Thunderbolt are drives. There's no other things that exist really. Yeah, displays. That is a count. It's display drives. There's no other things that exist really. Yeah. Displays? Yeah, it's a count. It's display port. There's another one. I guess you'd say capture solutions. Yeah.

Well, I'm ethernet adapters and stuff. Yeah, like this, my concern is like, if you wanted to run like a fiber connection, like if we had fiber for all of our network connections, how would you do that? Well, wouldn't that be an adaptive for it? There isn't. Well.

Yeah, that's my point. What is that even in any fire wire on that thing? What is that from? Adeptives for that. It's about adaptives for that shit. They don't want to put old crap on their computers. They want new, faster than new stuff. Yeah, but the stuff needs to exist.

See, it's a problem they had when they first launched the iMac. People complained because it only had USB connections. At the time, USB devices didn't exist. Right. But it forced them into existence. At the time, USB devices didn't exist. Right. But it forced them into existence. Yeah, over like the course of three years, you want to buy a computer?

It's the only way to push the future. It's the most like coming in three years, don't worry. Well, right now, what can't you do on that new map product that you can do? C'mere. And that's just a card on the inside of the map, right? Well, for example, also like the X-ray. Do you know when we hook up devices like that to share them?

Good day, too. Can't hook it in. We have our own conversation. Yeah, that's it. That's fine. map right? For example, also like the X-ray, you know, when we hook up devices like that to share them. Good day, man. Can't hook it in. Right up there on conversation. Yeah. That's it. That's my edge. It's computer talk.

I'm actually pretty sad that I can't see you. We built a little fortress. Why'd you build a fort? Gavin built the fort. Because before the podcast started, we had an argument. Hey. I came over here. Tear this wall down.

I came over here on time, Gus. You saw it. I was chilling. Gus was like, where do you want to sit? I was like, you know, I guess I'll sit right here. And he's like, okay, cool. And I came back. Gavin's sitting there. I was like, Gavin get out of my seat. And he is like, where do you want to sit? I was like, you know, I guess I'll sit right here and he's like, okay cool And I came back Gavin sitting there I was like Gavin get out of my seat and he's like absolutely not any through his he fit They're like this is his permanent because basically sometimes I feel like Michael walks over me right?

Literally because he yells. He sat on it. So this time I was just I like sitting in this chair this time I'm gonna stand my ground and I bloody did it and I'm so proud. He sat on life. Hey dude. Hey dude. Yeah I did. High five. Yeah. Way to go. He stood your ground. Yeah. I'm proud of myself. There are a lot of moments that you and Michael have where I wish I had a camera going. Especially every time outside of what that you see. Especially when we're at the pool together and you guys are wrestling or doing something. Do you know we have a questionable? I did. Gavin's very excited about it. Every time we go swimming and he gets a little drunk he has to get like to a certain level of drunkenness before he'll wrestle and then well You want to turn your fucking phone?

That's the second time Gavin. I thought you silenced it after the first time. It was loud the second time Now it's gonna flash Gavin Gavin has this thing where he'll announce when he's drunk. He'll just be like Yep, it just happened in it. This Tuesday just for me. I'd like to give everyone a heads up just so they're with me on it The first thing is I Let people know the moment I realize I'm drunk. It's like oh guys. This is it. I'm drunk. Everything's good The secondary one is my memories about to stop to this point. It's like my my hard drive of capacity and it's like my my hard drive of That is a capacity and it's like There's something in between that Gavin what there's something in between I mean there is time in between Yeah, there's a drunk sage in between no without that's the between and then there's the second moment where it's like from this moment on

I'm not gonna remember anything so I apologize in advance for all the stuff I'm about yeah, and then terrible Yeah, but like the the drunk's wrestling is right in between the first and second stage Yeah, when Gavin's like you want to wrestle Usually guys just getting feisty banter in the first stage wrestling in the second stage and after the second stage is Donzpie like I never remember us having It's true my dance party means we get really drunk at the pool at our complex So then we just like walk back to my apartment and like usually are just like drunk and assholes and the last time we did it my

brother was in town and he had pneumonia he came and had pneumonia oh that's a good trip yeah he showed up on Friday he was like I got a cold whatever he's like on Saturday like oh can you take me to emergency care I need to get medicine drop them off he's like yeah I have pneumonia so he didn't drink like the whole time But like by the end of the week he was here. He was he was fine. He just wasn't drinking so he comes to pull us We all get fucking shit face You go back to the apartment apparently have a drunken dance party with like the music just blasted

He's like yeah cuz I don't remember it. He's like stone cold sober just like sitting there watching the whole thing filming it And like oh my god Yeah, so like I wake up the next day and he's telling me about it and like he show me a bunch of pictures And I'm like standing on my dining room table that I just bought and I'm You dining room table and on the middle it has one of those lazy Susan's on the spinning plate on the middle There's one point where he is stood on that with his hands on the light fixes on the ceiling like spinning himself around and then he crouches out and I'm like whizzing him around. He's spinning around like spinning around on the middle of his table. Then there's another point where

he's like crout sneaking on top of his worktop like over his sink and then he ends up like bumming one of the cupboards and I'm like Michael no open the cupboard first and he's like shagging everyone on the show in his cupboardboards i'm looking at a bunch of videos and uh... and i get to work and i'm like man gavins like and to tell me all about this and i get there and i was like to that apparently we had a dance party last night like we did he didn't remember anything

either so he goes i wonder if i took a picture i wonder if i took any video because he gavin fucking records everything ever so i was like i'm i'm i'm i assume you did because in one of the pictures I saw you were laying on the ground in the background filming with the camera he pulls out his camera and it's like it's like hangover watching videos we had no idea happened and the one of them is me hump in the cabinets and Gavin's like no

no he opens the cabinet and he goes yeah baby it's just like awesome it's what i've asked it's not that clip it's it's sounds like that now we can uh...

that's what we do on the weekend and no one got a drink in the pool because you stare at me and you go go and under uh... and i don't want to go under you go too bad you're going under it's like a to go under, you go too bad, you're going under. It's like a decision I've premade. There's nothing you can do about it.

Eventually you will be done. Usually what happens is Gavin wrestles with me for about five minutes and I just drown him under water. And then you guys in wrestles with Barbara because he's bigger than her. And he's a real good guy. You turn her into a pretty cool woman. We've made that. See, now you know how it feels.on and I had a pretty bad wrestling match the last time I was in London It's true. I think that was October of 2011. Yeah, and you ended up with a bruise

Yeah, I like it was like the night before I flew back to the US had an early morning flight like at 7 a.m or some shit and We hung out we were drunk. They're like the next morning. I'm a Heathrow at the international term I'm in the bathroom like oh god damn my back fucking hurts. So I take my shirt off and I look at myself in the mirror and it's just like, oh, bruised up like, what the fuck happened last night? And I remember we originally started wrestling because we kept having different bests throughout each day, another dumb. We would argue it back and we'd be like, I bet you 100 quid that that's not true. And then we'd look it up and be like, ah, I'd really rub it in.

And we would bend something about the Star Wars movie. I was like, Kieran Knightley was in a Star Wars movie, and you were like, bull shit. I was like, how do you remember? How do you remember? And then we proved it, and I've got a video of this, and I'm like, ah, and I'm like poking you in the head, and then I just tackle you onto the ground.

So. So I've never experienced swim wrestling, but I've experienced land wrestling. It's a different kind of drunk when you're floating isn't it? Like when you're not relying on your body to keep you up right, you never know how drunk you are until you stand. The best type of drunk is that I think I've experienced with you guys is when we go tubing and we drink.

Because you don't realize how drunk you are until you stand up at the end. Usually, three hours of floating in the sun and drinking. Or if you're me and you grab onto a vine to try to show yourself out, get flipped upside down and have to run off to all your stuff. That's when you realize that you'll kind of treat me the first half hour. We went to being what, not last weekend with the weekend before, and it's for the most part, like fine, you know, but there's occasional parts where there's like some light rapids and there's some light like trees and rocks where it's like

All right start veering right and Gavin just creamed himself right into like a tree with like 400 branches and ended up doing like he was like holding the branch Then like pulled it back and it was gonna like whip you or something So you ended up just flipping yourself and then his two went down the rapids So he's just running after it in like the shallow water as it's floating down ahead of him Scraping herself up. That's where you saved a girl's life right when you were tubing? Yeah. Somewhere down there.

Yeah, got stuck under a log. No, whatever. Flickt of a weekend. Did you get out of your tube to do it? Yeah, I had to. She was underwater. I'm going to go underwater with my tube. Did you like throw over to her, but like, hey, I'm on my hand.

This is a mudge button and you'll hold chief. It's like, you did like deflates. I don't have, it covers you up with like a little bubble. No, yeah, God, I'm in a tubing forever. Cause I realize, I wanna go. No, God no. Cause I realize it's just three hours of being in the fucking sun.

Yep. And then, the worst part is the drive back. And then you got like 45 minutes in the car, you're like, oh, I just want to be done. I just want to be home. I hate that. That's why I make Lini drive. And it's fine.

Not worth it. You could have a kick in the car. Yeah, but it's still like, it's such a boring trip. I don't want to fucking drive down there. I'm usually drunk off my ass on the way back, so I don't give a shit. That's almost worse. Like if you get too drunk, then you get like sick and you don't feel good a shit that's almost worse like you get to drunk that you get like

sick and you don't feel good in the car it's like it's like forty minutes that's that long yet is yet it's about forty minute well it's like it's having fun in the back so what you're most excited about today from all the announcements uh... man it's hard to say

uh... i think i thought you are a giant list of notes like all of this is notes about shit that i saw today. The fuck, I just watched the Ubisoft one right before we came on here and the division looked awesome. I have a massive complaint about the Microsoft one. What's that? In every time. Oh yeah. They would show the footage full screen every time it'd be great. And then as the thing was ending, they've cut to a wide, a load of people looking at it, but that would be the moment where they put text up saying, so for example, Minecraft on Xbox One, the one version, at the end it said, bigger world. And I was like, oh, what else? And then as the next stuff came up, it zoomed

out and you can't f-ing read it on the screen. I don't want to look at someone's head, that's eating it. I don't have to read it with my own head. Like four times in a row. Yeah. It was ridiculous. It was like, oh, oh, oh, come on. Yeah, they did. I know they did it during the Minecraft announcement and also during the Halo. Yeah, I was like, what? Oh, my God. What's the game called? Literally, they came out and I guess she said that a 2014 release. Yeah, that's probably what it said. I don't know. I guess we can look at trailers up on YouTube. It was pretty crap. It was just called Halo, wasn't it? It just said Halo. Yeah, that's probably what it said. I don't know. I guess we look the trailers up on YouTube It was pretty crap. It was just called Haylot, wasn't it? It just said hello. Yeah, so maybe they haven't named it yet or it's just gonna be cool to Haylot What I see a bunch of jokes about Escher. I didn't watch the stream or whatever happened on it, but I saw a bunch of jokes about Escher

I think he had like kind of a bad appearance last year. I think people were just joking about him coming out again maybe Okay, I think that was it. He didn't come out though, did he? No, I didn't see him. I didn he was just joking about him coming out again maybe. Okay. I think that was it. He didn't come out though, did he? No, I didn't see him. I didn't see the EA stream live. I was busy doing something else. So I don't know if he came up for that, but I don't think he would. God, they had audio problems during Battle 4 and Crimson Dragon. I like that they've just died at Fabbatfield full, but for Crimson Dragon, like that. No, for Crimson Dragon, they just played it through and it was silent. Although, you heard the room audio played,

people started making their own sound effects. We were debating in the issue in our office, like if people in the audience could hear the sound or not, actually there, we were like, what if they can hear the sound? Because all we hear is murmuring and like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, like while it's going on.

And then like it ends and just like it rubs into like a huge roar. It was like really, it was really jarring to go from dead silence to the roar because usually it goes from the video game to the roar and it's like, oh, into like a huge roar it was like really it was really jarring to go from dead silence to the work usually goes from the video game to the war and it's like oh I guess they could hear it because I don't think everyone be cheering like that if it was dead silence I think they were just cheering to be nice how's the bigot here really yeah because they could hear the making noises like pew pew people laughing like haha we're they were doing like that whole thing

I want you to make that's thanks for that yeah I don't know man that it was weird they announced And they were doing the gun whole thing. I want you to make some of that. That's thanks for that. It was weird. They announced that new Xbox 360 available today. Yeah, she know what it's all about. Wasn't it best by the way I went there? I would have bought it, wasn't there? Because my Xbox is old as shit anyway. So at this point, how many Xboxes do you own? I have like, I only have like two.

Okay. But you still want to get the new redesign one. Yeah, why not? I'm the same way, I don't even know why there's no reason for me to I really wanted it but then I was like no, this is stupid. This is money. I could be spending on something else My Xbox is perfectly fine. There's no reason to get a new well she's gonna spend it. Yeah I'm gonna replace it with the Xbox one when it comes out a couple months Here's a thing mine's a piece of shit anyway my 360 and I figure one can't play 360 games anyway So if this is the last 360 console I'll buy Hopefully it'll last like a huge lifespan while I have the one. Well, I mean they said they were gonna continue to support it for a while

Yeah, I mean there's supposed to be a bunch of they mountain and that's more games you games for it. Yeah What was it was? They say middle gear solid five is for the one right or is that for the three five? So the one Right, I don't know. I actually right or is that for the three five-star the one right I don't know I actually because it has to be but they still the minute after that they started talking about three sixty stuff and then they went back to the conference open just with a hard cut scene of five and they did the whole five thing and then after that they talked about three sixty games and then went to the one yeah it's

cool that they're gonna offer free downloadable games. They get two a month. Yeah, two a month. So is it the way it works? You get a set to every month and it changes. So they advertise Halo 3 and access and screen too, as two of the ones that you can download. That's cool. I'm going to try a lot of games that way. There's a whole hubbub after the whole press conference

announcing the xbox one and now after they just showed a much of games you think people are feeling a lot better about it or do you think it's still kind of i think so i mean it really depends who was complaining if it's if what i mean like but it depends like the people that were complaining that don't like the xbox anyway they're still going to complain

i mean no no one's just people are like hard one the other side are never like all your right good point that just doesn't it just doesn't happen. But, you know, I mean, I think that I announced a lot of gameplay stuff. It was all gameplay focused. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's what we speculated at the time

was that they did the hardware announcement first just to get that out of the way, just so they could just do software at E3. Yeah. Smart move or, I think it's fine. I think it's fine, yeah, it's fine. I thought the price point was interesting, seemed a little high.

It seemed bloody high in the UK. You see, what was it, 420 quid? 429 pounds, yeah. So that's $1. What's that in $650? $650. $650, I'm not saying. That's $1.

429, that is absurd. What is it in Australia? 499. 499 euros. 429, American and Euros is and euros is 429 pounds is $668 that is the one but we do have VAT which you don't have there's a new immediate 20 also I mean it's also you have to that includes VAT though that's the big thing what's a VAT like 20%

yeah so yeah it's like a 20% markup over what we pay here yeah that's what I'm saying yeah I literally just said that. Oh, that's all right. I was just wondering what's going on. So many other stuff here. You have multiple conversations. But yeah, that's really expensive. That's really expensive when you come to always. And here, the price advertises before sales tax. And then every place has a total.

It's also $49.9 in Australia, because I know a lot of stuff there is a lot more expensive. I don't know. All they said was euros, pounds, and dollars. How much was the $ 360 when it was me? Almost 400. Yeah it was 399. Yeah so I think. For the... was there just one model when it first came out or was it always two? No it was one and then it was premium. Yeah that was the one without the hard drive. The premium was four and I think the core was three. But also I guess this one comes with the connect whether you want it or not. So that's probably what adds to the price. E-it, bitch. Yeah.

Fucking pays another $100. Yeah. Have the thing that spies on you. Yeah, so then after the conference Gavin, Jeff and I all proceeded to pre-order it. Just because you go. I tried to go to GameStop.com to pre-order it as soon as the conference is done. The website would not load. They could be just down. Wow.

So do you get the special control if you pre it from game so was that just for me? So yeah, you also get that achievement you were talking about yeah, they have a big one kind of achievement So yeah, I purd it from Microsoft store.com. Yeah, I purd it from Amazon I didn't even think to go to Microsoft when we do you think to go to Microsoft Because Jeff did it and he said that I was in a way to get the achievement or something Oh get any way to get the control of the special what What? Yeah. But maybe we might have been wrong, because he's- He could have been wrong, but he had work. Jeff somehow found the Microsoft Store.

He did it, so then Gavin did it. So then I was like, who did it? And I looked at Gavin, I was like, oh, Gavin did it. And that's why I went. And the good thing is that I was changing work. If you're logged into live. Bloody was it. X was the call.

Clicking to search for me? Yeah, if you're logged in here, it has all your code information for X was live, so it was just like, oh, bye. And it's like logged in for you, or- So. So I'm on my Xbox you click in there again. It's so you can't buy Games on demand or Microsoft points, but you can buy a console with your account still. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I didn't What? Maybe it's fixed now maybe it's fixed now

Maybe it's fixed now. Maybe it's fixed now. It's going to be very low. You didn't get charged yet. That's true. It's a pre-order. It doesn't charge until it's shipped. Watch the day it's supposed to ship. They're just like, you're not going through.

No, it'll happen. If you. So it's set. That's the exact day one addition. Yep. What's going on with this web page? It's happening. Beautiful.

OK. Day one comes to the limited edition controller. Yeah. Nice. Talking for the achievement. Yeah. C one comes to the limited edition controller. Yeah. Oh. Talking for the achievement. Yeah. Crap on my neck. I'll do it.

So it ships in November. I agree. That's what it says. I think that like all they said was November. November. So I think they do November 30th, because the last possible day, any earlier in November. So what is the tax?

It's different as to every state. Is that right? Yeah, in Texas. Or here in Austin, it's 8.25% that's low is that low? it's it's kind of moderate to high for the U.S. some places New York is nuts. some states have probably at like 11% but now some states have like a state income tax as well and those typically have lower yeah but New York has state income tax and a high sales tax. New York's pretty bad.

That's why a lot of people in New York drive to New Jersey for like, so you're shopping shit. So Texas doesn't have that. Texas does not have a state income tax. Oh. Just federal. So that's like the entire country. Yes.

Okay. Look at me when in the bathroom. We have the same. It's not really with learning though because we've had this exact same conversation before. We've had his exact same conversation before work is learning he's just read only was not learning anything i think you are good job okay

how many states are there fifty okay how many do you think you can name to you i probably can be more fifty i know i can probably say thirty five this england have states

or just England? England is a country right as counties but no states United States is a country But it has states yeah, okay, you you you deter all like I'm an idiot question. I was thinking the I think you might So bring or something which has a natural country How are you fucking did it right? I got this UK shit damn pretty good pretty good at that We have provinces in Canada. Yeah, no one can and territories Which I don't really know what the difference is so wait provinces and territories are different things I thought they were interchangeable there different for a reason. I don't know the reason now

What is the territory? North West territories and Nine of it which is like the shit areas. Yeah, like the very very north and cold so it's a place in Canada is called a territory you don't want to go there probably not although there's probably people watching this or that our territory view or piss is there yeah of course they're watching this is nothing to do yeah it's like daylight till midnight up there today's like the highlight of the life they got all the e3 stuff they got the Roostery podcast there's like

well got nothing tomorrow yeah hope I don't get you by polar bear while I sleep It is a very calm down here. I'm like fine You're gonna close the door my igloo slam shit So what do you think about iOS 7? I don't know man I was fine with the way iOS looked already I felt like they made it.

It was kind of built upon itself to the point where it was messy though. The things I am excited about was I was found annoying that to turn Wi-Fi off or on, you had to drill down through so many menus, and now it's just going to be a quick thing, like two clicks. The same thing with brightness. Because any time I got on a plane, it's like, oh, shit, turn on airplane mode. It's like, you know, settings, network you have to like, drill down.

Music as well. You were always like a couple of clicks away from music. Oh, yeah. There's like, if you could double tap on the screen if the slide as well. Yeah, but the slide to the left. That was about it. That was the right.

Yeah, there is. It looks neat. They basically just redone the entire thing. Everything's different. Everything's transparent. It even has a feature where if you tilt the phone, like it reacts to the movement of the phone. So you're like, the background kind of behind the icons,

just by like, two in it. I think it's more just like, it's no real function. I don't like that. It was like in the first image we showed. I don't like that slide up screen with the music player and stuff. It shows. Yeah, I don't know if it's possible to the music player and stuff. It just shows. Yeah, I don't know if it's possible to bring that up.

Maybe the next one. Was it like transparent? The one there on the left. I don't like that. I fucking hate that. Why? I don't like the way that there's just like the lines around those circles up top. I feel like there's no clear division of what's going on here. I feel like it would be hard to click those buttons.

Because you're dealing with a button and a slider and a square button and a plane. Yeah, it looks like a mesh. Like they couldn't decide what to make the settings look like. So it's like, oh, fuck it. Let's just do every possible thing. I'm not going to carry that on that page, though, because that's all the stuff that you really quickly need to get to. But why can't they unify it? When does that come out? It comes out in autumn.

Fall. Autumn. With the new phone? Yeah, hopefully. Is there another new one come out? It comes out in autumn. Fall. Autumn. With the new phone? Yeah, hopefully. Is there another new one coming out? Yeah, they didn't announce a phone there. Yeah, for five S or whatever. Who knows?

Five plus. Did they do a nightphone announcement today? No. How did they say? Lane. That was really excited about the whole announcement as well in the office. I'm like, as you said, it seemed like with Brandon,

it was going on as Halo was going on. So we had the larger TV we well in the office. I'm like, as you said, it seemed like with Brandon, it was going on as Halo was going on. So we had the larger TV we have in the office. That was on the Microsoft press conference. And then Gavin had the Apple one on his monitor. They're both going on and him and Jeff are like, looking right. And it was like, it was like, and they were looking for a sneak peek of the Mac Pro.

Like, just showing bits of like, is he swaggin' to look like, showin'? Yeah. That's probably when Brandon was out here, I mean, you see, yeah. Jeff was like, I'll watch your side of the room and tell you about it, you watch that side of the room and tell you,

and tell me about it. But the thing is, I didn't damn know it was the Halo one, because I kept lookin' at the Halo, at the beginning of every trailer, I'd be like, not Halo, and I sit by Dan and Karen watching the Apple one, I'd be like, oh, not Halo. And then I saw a dude in the clone,

come like, that's not Halo. And then, in the corner of my eye, corner my eye see must you whip his thing up I was like oh rewind it Oh Watching a Mac pro get spun around Oh yeah, there's no scene. I was like this what the hell is this guy? You wouldn't see this big pillow Yeah, it's like one of those big mr x they do

Whoa Next star wars next down effect For you listeners at home those big Mr. X they do. Whoa. Next hour's next sound effect in the bank. For you listeners at home. Wow. That's the ground cave. So I didn't have two monitors or anything like that. So I could do was watch the Xbox Presser while it was going on.

Then later I had to try to catch up and read. It sucks to not see those things live. Because I didn't see the Apple one live, and I didn't see the EA one live. So you're like, I want to read read it. What about how to fuck I have to read like some of the live blog about this Yeah, it's like yeah, it's like you're reading this long stream's like oh my god this fucking sucks I just call Jack and put it up buddy. Yeah, did he go to the A1? I have yeah He better have when he were live tweeting all day bitch or live blog. I say to Jack. Oh Jack if you're listening We had a live blog live live vlogs are great I hear

at team 100 dot com has awesome live logs jack patello himself was so jack and rarer both out there yeah yeah and burning or so i forgot to no no offense to you guys i forgot that today was podcast day and this morning i was like oh shit i need to ask you to be on the podcast

alberna jack or god was like, oh shit, I need to ask you to be on the podcast. Oh, Bernie and Jack are gone. It was like, oops. Be seen. Yeah. Get Barbara and Michael on it. Thanks, buddy. Thank you. This was a face.

I like the, the, the, any sense is the stuff with no offense. It's just the most offensive. Yeah, it's like I'm being very, it's not that offensive at all. That was offensive. I would have been offended. I really, it's honestly.

No, you wouldn't have. have shut up me and Michael are after Bernie and Jack. It's pretty big. Yeah, fuck you to be fair. You know, I'm not after Jack, but You say the most offensive things ever like what just everything that comes out of your mouth your whole personality is you try and make people uncomfortable Like you come up with weird bizarre like uncomfortable questions you try and ask people and it's always like usually involving a dick or an anus It is like Gavin down you suck on for a million dollars the second Gavin knows my parents are watching that's when he'll start asking me the questions That he'll just love to hear my answer on the podcast That's funny to me making people uncomfortable. Isn't that funny? I don't feel uncomfortable. It's funny to you

I know That's why we live isn't it just to make us laugh. Yeah, I mean generally yes, but you know a decent human thing to do would not be at the expense of others What so what have I done that is at the expense of you? I don't know. I don't keep a list So you can't think of a single time. I've done that no because I don't keep a list so you can't think of a single time I've done that no because I don't give a shit cuz you're my lovely little boy I don't know what kind of defense that is It's like a line has to it's like a line up for your wife when she's mad at you It's like well cuz you know

You're my baby girl. That's why I mean you just said to me It's coming your lovely little boy. I'm trying to bring up the... We got it, guys. I was trying to bring up the Sony, the presser, so we could see the destiny reveal, because it's going to happen. But Brandon just reminded me, since we're uploading streaming the podcast, it's probably not a great idea to be downloading a streaming something at the same time.

Shout out to Brandon for screwing us over. So, thanks, Brandon. So, I'm going to have to do that thing I talked about, where I'm going to go back sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I want to see Destiny. I forgot that they haven't showed the PS4 yet. Yeah. Holy shit. I think it'd be really cool if they like shocked everyone and it was like something you could like ride on. What? Like a horse? Yeah. No, like no, like it was like a skateboard.

It's like it's a skateboard and a system. It was just so ridiculous. It was like a razor scooter. Yeah. It's just like, it's just some cave like going home. He's like, I can't wait to play PS4 until I get home. Right here and he gets off and then like plugs it in. That would be good. He's like, I can't wait to play PS4 until I get home right here And he gets off and they're like plugs it in

That would be crazy. Or if it's like like they get to skateboard like there's the Tony Hawk game built into it and you like do your tricks on on the console Well, it's the most multi-use system like something like that where not necessarily a skateboard But like a phone phone that was also a PlayStation, But then you use your phone so often that it's like you have to choose between the two. Like you have to do one or the other. No, what do you mean you use your phone so often? Like you're talk on the phone? Like you'll be on your phone while you're playing video games. Yeah. But you could be like doing on your phone. Meanwhile this is streaming a game to your TV.

Hey, buddy, boo, boo, boo. It's true. Yeah. Never mind. Check that one out. Wow, this is streaming a game to your TV. Uh, hey, buddy, boo, boo, boo. It's true. Yeah. Never mind. Chuck, why would you, boo, boo, boo? Yes, sir. There's also, like, uh, well, I mean, like, the Ooya is that Android based gaming console.

And also, there's that controller, like, the Moga controllers for Android devices that you can play games and use a control pad with them. And then the most Android devices have like, HDMI out, so you can plug them straight into your TV. So it. And then most Android devices have like H2MI out, so you can plug them straight into your TV. So it's almost like a- I just really want my PS4 to be a skateboard now.

It'd be cool, man. You put it in your way as far as a cheeseburger, or a George Foreman grill, you could put it in your computer, you could put it in your computer, you're like, oh, I'm hungry. Thank you, PS4. Oh. Imagine like all the PS4s.

I'll do my part. I'll do a little plug for all the grease. If the PS4 heats up as much as the PS3, you probably could cook something inside of it if it opened up. So I got, like I know someone who works at Naughty Dog, and I got a copy of Last of Us last week. And I've been playing it nonstop on models.

It looks awesome. I'm almost done. I'm like, I'm probably like 95% done with that game. I kind of, when you told me that earlier, I kind of thought about killing you and taking the game out of my knobs, wait. But it made me realize how poorly ventilated my PS3 is because like in the entertainment center if I'm playing It just starts it sounds like a fucking plane getting ready to take off so anytime I have to play Last of side for like get my PS3 ticket out of my entertainment center put it in the middle of my living room

So it's got plenty of ventilation like it's in place. No, cuz it's too loud. I can't hear because What can I say? The game is very sound dependent. You have to really pay attention to what you hear. So that is that moment of peace, and then you get, you hear stuff that's about to happen? Yeah, it's like the silence is important. Okay. That kind of makes sense. That's interesting. And there's like a button you can use to like focus your hearing, and you can like hear things around you that you can necessarily see that say your thermostat was right above your television so it affects the temperature of your house yeah that turns on like fuck i'm trying to keep you

up that's very interesting that it's like my p s three as well i have the i have the original p s three like a huge one and uh... the good one right the one that the one that the i can do everything and uh... i've been right the one that the one that the one that the i can do everything and uh... i've been playing fauna face seven lately and i got to a point probably like five days ago were like

lazy and i were going somewhere we had to leave by like x time and of course like i'm playing on the word you're a save point some like probably fifteen minutes past one but twenty minutes away from once i'm like i'll just leave it on it's been like six days Every time I walk in my living I'm just like It's like the loudest thing in my whole car. It's been on for like six days straight because I'm just like like every day. I'm like

Could just turn it off, but everything I've done. It's not only about redoing things. It's all cutscenes I was like watch them again. It was like it's all cutscenes like watch him again it's like it's a it's a it's all like in game cutscenes like like storytelling crap yeah yeah I can't get my plate for 150 times so it's like yeah I know I don't give a shit blah blah blah blah so yeah it's been on for a while I think I might finally pull the plug tonight before I like burn down my apartment but it's loud as shit that's yeah I mean I had definitely had that same problem but uh last of us this was really fucking So I'm gonna have to buy a PlayStation. I'm absolutely gonna play.

It's like beat it quick enough. It reminds me a lot of uncharted in like the way you shoot and shit, but it's like you're so limited on bullets You like I've only got three bullets. And you're like scroungy like you trying to like and it's like so gritty the way you kill people is like You can sneak up on people and like smother them and it's just like you're you're strangling them and they're like reaching back trying to get out You're just like it's okay die Or you like get their face like bash them into the wall. It's just like oh I can't believe I'm watching this I Watched Ray watch a trailer or like a not like a trailer like a in-depth or like a four or five-minute trailer on the game like in-depth review of it and uh... with no

audio because we were going headphones i was just looking at it like this looks interesting like this game looks really good and apparently so that we're like really good acting and storytelling that's really good yeah i feel a place station does that really well they do the acting side of it just better than the expo i think a lot of it is the notty dog games i think it's just that's all right i mean that judge that just but i think they uh... they are the the best of our stuff like when you think about when you think about you probably think of an

uncharted game yeah which they also made it's a better to go into a game like i don't know anything about last of us do you think it's go like better to go into it without knowing anything kind of a movie i mean yeah that you don't know anything about it. I know nothing good I Don't have a place to be only down side this gonna happen is if you don't like the gameplay And it's just like I don't like this and that's it, but I mean that's the expense

I you know it's actually if you have to buy a PlayStation for it's like I want to play this one game I'll buy a console and then buy the game. It's like I don't like this game other than that Yeah, not really it's kind of different also then like going into a movie blind like a movie right you spend like two hours and 15 bucks this you buy a console in a $60 game like Oh 40 hours into and then it's a giant thing that you have to look off the fray just yeah you like leave it turned on for Seventeen like I'm gonna plug that thing one of these days like I say look after as if it's a pet well It has to take my PlayStation man. I gotta go home. I get exploded

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I fucking perfected that game. Did you? Forever! For ever to plan plan the game because there's like 500 endings and I just like the I don't know 15 or 20 Yeah, and then you could not have some endings if some characters died Yeah, it was a whole you could have whole parts of the game cut out. Yep They did something really interesting with that game. I thought where you know It required an install the first time you play it but to help you pass the time the wargaugh

you can make the things like the origami kill it like the install screen was instructions to how to make a paper crane and it came with paper with him yeah it came with like a it was like a flat piece of paper and then it just each screen loading screen was like step one folded this way or let me take a long time. Well, that way. The install. We had some time to burn. I made the thing before it was done. Yeah, me too. It was like, yeah.

It's like, all right. I can't take that. Go faster. I can't take that game seriously, because whenever I hear heavy rain, I think chocolate rain, that song that guy is doing. It's a pretty serious game. Play the game. You'll be able to take it seriously.

It's a counter, man. It's such a downer. It's just like the song chocolate. Like, I don't really give a shit much about video games. I mean, not to say, like, I don't like engaging stories and stuff, but like. So you don't give a shit about video games? No. I think he means he doesn't get emotionally invested.

I'm not gonna be like, oh my god. Like if somebody dies. It's not like Ray and Walking Dead. What's that? Ray and the Walking Dead. It's like, we cry? We cry. Yeah, yeah.

It's like Jeff, how he won't play dead rising to even though it's like a video game can't but there's a point where i'm like it's a it's a fucking video game it's not real i don't give a fuck but well more engaged was more emotionally attached to the i guess i guess i guess i know it's kind of split it depends really how good it is because a movie it's it's actual people and i guess it's easier to attach yourself to it.

I mean, sometimes it's a good game though, it's a piece of shit. I mean, I can be invested, but again, it's just like, oh, that's really cool, but it doesn't impact my life. I'm not like, man, I can't believe it. Heavy rain, I beat it, and I got a number of endings, and it's just like two days later, I'm just like, that was fucking dark. It just like two days later. I'm just like That was fucking dark. Yeah, like it just made me feel bad like as I was playing the game. I felt bad like it was so like It's it's probably the most reaction that I've ever got out of the game ever

You totally play it. I don't think I'm such a downer I should have really pumped out the other day with a I'm not gonna spoil it but with episode nine of season three of Game of Thrones. Yeah. I off that I was totally bummed out. I was like, I don't care. Remembring parts. I was like, oh, yeah. And then when they showed again on the last week on Game of Thrones, you're just like, it's kind of like that, but I imagine you played for 30 hours. You got all that time and that's just like, there's that one level in heavy rain for you the guys giving you instructions You have to drive the wrong way down the highway. Yep. Oh my god. That was fucking intense There's a there's an achievement for that where you can't hit anything

You have to like perfect every single section. So I think I made a cheap 100 video for that or a trophy 100 video Like forever ago and a game came out like i legitimately felt bad for the main character I'm just like fuck dude like as they the opening cutscene is like the most depressing thing ever that you go from the opening cutscene to like a year later or something and it's just like oh my god there's a comi there's a comedian out of your heart and this name's a cummele non-jiani or something like that and he does a lot of he talks about video games he talks about that game about the scene where you're like divorced and you're making a microwave dinner for your dad

for your son and you run out of things to talk about and you're just like getting there like a shit hole run down apartment and you're like yeah you made your kid like chicken nuggets or some kind of pizza or some shit like that and he like he despises you because you're like fucking not with his mother anymore or whatever. And it's just like, ock!

Yeah. And it's like, it's like, you have to sit there like in three minutes in silence. Just because you have nothing to say to your son. It's just like, eat. And it's even worse because the game starts off, like the game starts off, you're like this rich, successful, or like very well-off successful architect. Yeah, this like amazing marriage in these two kids you know super fancy house and the start of the game is like the most mundane task ever it's like wake up brush your teeth

take a shower play with your kids play with your kids get ready for dinner and then like this awful series of events happens and it's like eight months later and you're like a made dinner boop boop boop and the kids like

I'm literally one of the kids who you have to hit the buttons on the mic, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's depressing as fuck. Hmm. Great game though. Bloody hell. I thought it was really fun.

It's a great game. Esther played that game the whole way through. She was fucking riveted. Did she play games that much? Not that much. That's crazy that she played a whole game. Yeah, she played that the entire way. She was really, really into that game.

I think the game, that doesn't hate it. Obviously, obviously the game was most excited about with Xbox one was dead rising three Oh my god, it looks Not to insult the other ones. Yeah, it looks like a real zombie game now. Yeah, well the other ones The other ones were kind of goofy. I don't want to use the word cartoony, but goofy's kind of a good word like Yeah, I mean the comedy put the moves head on like the cover the comedy zombie horror games i'm still the elements of that right it seems like they took like the weapon combo creation from deodorizing to it like that definitely carries over like i never once found anything like

scary in in deodorizing one or two you know i mean it's like oh it's comical that there's ten thousand zombies and i'm gonna you know bowl and throw bowling balls at them and i just got them over like bowling pins whatever but like in that rising for the yellow raincoat dudes they scared me here bitch in that rising for a three i'm just like holy shit like these zombies look fucking like actual terrifying zombies and like the camera angles different where it's like that rising to is m m one and two are a lot more third person and we're just ones like almost over the shoulder it's the third person but but like it's much closer and I'm very happy her first Hispanic did rising

Yeah, this this character second it started I was like well raise gonna be happy because he loves dead rising series I was like one of my people like to hear But yeah, that's the first thing I say like it looked looked amazing. Graphically, it blows the other ones out of the water. Like it just looks very, very real. Yeah, the draw distance was crazy. Like you could see really far and there was like shit everywhere. It looks, it's just like, it kinda,

I don't know, it takes it to this other level where, again, the first ones were, or the first two were like more goofy, where it's like, it was still impressive that there'd be thousands of zombies on the screen. But now it's like realistic, and then different.'d be thousands of zombies on the screen, but now it's like Realistic and then different. They're all totally it's not like eight of the same people Repeated but they were like very yeah like once it started we were like this looks awesome But immediately like holy shit. This is like super serious. I hope it doesn't I hope it's not like I said

I hope it doesn't the GTA 4 you know because because GTA 3 and everyone after it got more and more ridiculous And then they got the four and like not super realistic, but they took out a lot of shit You know you couldn't fly planes and jet packs There's always a reset with every new console. There's like a new generation There's a reset back to the beginning. It's like the sims do that all the time But they have like goofy expansion packs and then the new version will come out And they'll just reset it all back to books then So it was like oh, I hope it's not that serious.

And then the guy takes a buzzsaw and combines it with a friggin' sledge saw. Yeah, sledge saw. And I was like, oh alright this is awesome. Just the fact that you don't have to go to a workbench. Oh you're doing it around doing this. I don't need to do it. And the last one is it. And the slice is a dude directly down the middle into two hearts.

Yeah, that is still good for you. That was great. I laugh at that and I was just like, I'm going to go in the middle into two hops. Yeah, it's still good for you. That was great. I laughed at that. And I was just like, I'm super excited. The best comparison I had for this game, as far as like it being so different, would be either Resident Evil, like to four, you know, because Resident Evil 4 was such a big change, like as far as the gameplay goes,

but it still felt very like Resident Evil in the atmosphere was still there. And Legend of Zelda, honestly, like going from 2D to 3D. Like, awkwardness of time and every 3D legend of Zelda, somehow feels exactly like a game that's completely different. You know what I mean? Like, if somehow captured it, and I don't know as far as playing, but at least watching Dead Rising, I felt like they did it right.

Another very cool thing I saw in that trailer was, you were hoping to carve very quickly. Yeah, because it's such a big well, I guess, Cobb travel is very important. Well important did racing one had quite a bit it did that was tunnels on car yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 54,000 it was not like really it was really only for like one area yeah you know in both games even in second one it was just like that big area yeah there was a moment where he plows through a big bundle of zombies and they're like ragdoll

in the middle of the place and then one grabs onto the top and I was like I guess if you hit enough zombies one will latch on but it was still ragdoll in the middle of the place and then one grabs onto the top and I was like I guess if you hit enough somebody's one will latch on but it was still ragdoll it was like almost like it happened naturally yeah and then as he hit a jump and went to the sideways he was still at Sean but like still ragdolling so it was like that naturalness between forced animated character and a ragdoll I love that transition and rock star I've done that very well in GTM and it seemed really good in the game. What's not to mention the fact that the zombie can punch your window and like try and pull you out of a car is awesome because it's like okay the car is not safe i'm in the car you can't get me

like oh shit those ripped me out of the car yeah i did rise previously in dead rise you don't have to worry about your car breaking yeah you you hit enough shit in like off shit it's smoking i got a break up to a few hundred wouldn't it yeah i used to have a number like and did rising one because there was that achievement. I knew the number. It's like, I don't want you to go up like, okay, I gotta start looking for a new car. I've hit enough people to worry about it. Yeah, Ryzen two, there was the same achievement.

Basically do the same thing. You have to get the car drive around. It's up either you can use the Humvee or you can use the motorcycle with the chainsaws on it. But it's like, they have the books for them. So you get in the Humvee and you have like seven books. So it's like your Humvee lasts a hundred times. God, I forgot about the books. Yeah. Yeah. have the books for them. So you get in the home, V&E, have like seven books. So it's like your home, the last, on the five-hour.

God, I forgot about the books. Yeah. Yeah. I'm excited for it. I'm super excited for Dead Rising 3. That was definitely my favorite game of the footage I saw. Did you see that clip of the luckiest dude on the planet at that Rihanna concept?

Well, no, what? I'll try and get out. You will, you? I saw the clip of the guy at the Beyoncé concert who slapped her ass. You see that? What? Yeah, like she was like, you know, they have like, she had the stage and she had like that runway that goes out of the crutches, like talking to people and stuff.

And then she looks walking back and some guy like jumps up and like smacks her in the ass. That's your fucking pie. She turned around and said she would have him thrown out of the venue or something like that. Jesus. That seems pretty tame, honestly. Like as a reaction, like, oh, have you thrown out of the venue or something like that. That seems pretty tame, honestly. Like as a reaction, like, oh, if you're throwing out of the venue, not like she pulled out a knife

and stabbed the guy in the neck. What would she do that? That's crazy, just like slap my ass. Like she's Beyonce, she could have that guy like killed. She could have just said that. She probably had security, like that's like the code word. And it was like security going.

It's like, it's just like, you're about to have a rainy day. And he's like, huh? And then he's talking, just like hitting the head of something Things he to keep wakes up. He's in Guantanamo He's like being the bag office head. It's like a splitter-cell game. There's like being the shit out of him You're probably dick sandwich I'm getting really angry with the bitch Gavin is searching right now

You said in Rihanna sexy booty What is this? First was Rihanna simulates sex. He Gavin's showing a video. If this is the video I've seen this is a different angle but if it is what I've seen this is the luckiest dude on the planet. When did you see this when did this come out this is new? I don't know I saw it recently so this guy was in the crowd. Sure he was look at him he's a fucking plant. So they pulled some guy out of the crowd out of the the stage, and now Rihanna's like, all sexy with him.

Mm-hmm. How much are we out? This is a movie that we will listen to the podcast. Yes, so now she's mounting him, and grinding his cock with her vagina back and forth. Her clothes, they're not. He, she grabs his hand, and puts it on his tits, and they see on her chip you are terrible with this I'm too busy Rihanna just squeeze the guys hits hardcore. Yeah, I'm totally into that

jiggling on how would you react to that? I love having my tits squeezed I've never been a sit because some guys A weird and they just explode in their pants without being touched. Yeah, that's weird But that's never happens to me, but I'm wondering if it would if that happened like why not whether I could because you could be like What do you think you're sitting back and at cool? Are you just like holy fuck? Rihanna's grinding on my dick right now, and yeah, I definitely wouldn't be bored You wouldn't be bored. Would you be stiff as a board? What would you what would you do? Would you be able to hold it together and just be like this is cool? Oh, would you be like I imagine?

I'm not you or Jack. What does that mean? It's like it's an ass aren't the only thing to talk about ever in the universe. There's also video games Yeah, there's video games true. Yeah, if you ever blown your leg over a video game? I have not. Well, then what, why we talk about it? Dude, dead or alive, beach volleyball. Are you gonna get it? All right. So you're saying you'd handle it okay?

You don't know. I'm not sure. But I've never, I don't know. I've never never decided to the point. What do you know I mean? This is the guy who talks about all time how like if there's a hot chick, they'll turn away from where they're going to follow them. Shit like that.

Well, that's the hot. That's the kind of the person that would Themselves I think that's a big stalk women that is one down the street. What's the slowly driving up the car behind them and possibly Stopping in front of them and rolling down the window. What do you what would you call drive? That's a Jeff When you see a pretty go You're about to be able to play it together. When you see a pretty girl, for me to look at one, I get enjoyment from it. It's like my brain sees the hot girl

and releases a sort of like happy chemical in my head. It's like when the sun hits your skin, it's like something happy about it. And I have that with looking at girls. That's why it's fun. I think guys do. Yeah, most straight guys. If you see like a hot girl in a bikini, a pool,

it's like, I know I shouldn't be looking, but it makes me happy that I'm looking at this body. Yeah. Yeah. I get that. Yeah, so there you go. Yeah, but seeing a hot chick at the beach in a bikini is not following someone from the opposite direction of where he's going.

Why are you struggling off? You literally said like, we're meant to go left, right? But we see a hot chick, we turn right. I mean, if someone someone walking down the street, you want us to see him. But that's not, but you're not, you're going out of your way to follow them. In a car?

You're going to pass them like in a second. That's not the same thing as seeing someone walk by. That's like, what is that? And like going after it? It's not following them. It's against following them. No, no, it just, it just, it determines the path you take. It's a game, Jeff and I play who connect the hot.

So let me get this straight. The terms of the path you take. So the path does what? Does it follow where the women go or Every time you're at a You get away. No every time you're at a decision-making point on the road you you aim for the hottest person That's all working that way it's like what and you see where you end up at the end? Yeah, and then and at the end of that you try and you try and get to work eventually sometimes we might take like a 25-minute detour.

It's not weird, it's not the top we take. Why do you think it'd work eventually? So I assume you can't take the interstate for something like this. You gotta take the surface tree. This is only when you're on the surface. Yeah, I don't think there's any hot chicks walking down the interstate. No.

It's not usually. I'm the one. Unless you, yeah. No. There's no one less. I still got blind you together the other day. Oh, did you? Is he back on the neighborhood? Yeah, I saw him like a week ago, I think. He got into a car once.

Into your car? Yeah, he just opened the door. Jeff Griffin and me. Did you just grab the door and opened it? No, I think he like flung his blind stick into the room and he does that. Flunk his blind and then he like cooled around and we were just like, oh god, he's right in the way. We can't just drive around him. So then he was like, lean again and he was like, hey can you give me a ride to this place? And for some reason we said yeah and he got in. And we just picked up a load of p-terries, which I had the bag of like delicious food. We were also hungry and he was like, I'm really hungry guys, you got any food?

And we were just like, nope. Nope, nope food in here at the bag. We just smell delicious. And he could blatantly smell it. Oh see it. He could see it. Yeah, he's making. Yeah, was the peteries or was it casino That's what you told me it been Casino you said it was casino. You know has some of the best burgers. Yeah, and Austin. Casino does have great burgers There are no other so does peteries, but it the great other thing for like does like two hours to get a fucking cheeseburger. Why you know rush? What's your favorite casino burger? That's not a rush dude. Oh, rush is like two minutes in and out two hours is You're wanting to eat that's not a rush. It's like the difference between living and dying of starvation. Yeah, plus

It's just like I got shit to do man. I can't take a two hour watch I'm a burger. It's a social thing. It's like Was it the spicy blue cheeseburger? Is that one? I got shit to do man, I can't take a two hour watch. What do you get to see? It's a social thing. It's like, yeah, we'll take a couple of. What's your favorite dinner burger? Uh, was it the spicy blue cheese burger? Is that one? Is that one? Some kind of spicy burger. The Buffalo burger.

The best one. Yep. Right answer. Oh, that's Chicago burger. Chicago, that's good. I haven't been there enough time to try and- Shit! Multiple one.

We're going after this. Yeah. Can we? I've been out tonight. Buffalo burgers the best burger. Go there tomorrow for lunch. It's good. I thought it was the weather it was there, I saw the rat, or the it was jackalope. That's jackalope. Yeah. Yeah, that's the place.

You should go there if you're in town for our TX. Go to jackalope. That place is a... Oh, I mean, what's downtown? It's like old buildings. Of course, it's going to be rats. What do you mean a car was going to be rats? Of course.

I could make a building rat proof. You could you make 150 year old building rat proof? Yeah, just seal the holes up. Oh, was that easy? Oh, shit. That comes through holes in like, do they? They don't tell a horse. They could also do a year of wear this.

They come through holes. They're like me. Just plug them up. I was waiting for it. I was going to let you have that one. I've been having issues with cockroaches. Sometimes I forget to shut my door, and then we'll just walk in. That's gross. And those moves are

fast, man. Yeah, they are. I know there was so fast. I don't think I've ever seen one of close. I've never in my life seen a cockroach up close until I moved here. Like maybe a few months ago. The roaches in Jersey aren't as big as the ones here. Are they? I've never seen one in my life. So relieved in an area that's like those giant like hard-child cockroaches Yeah, and they can't put it to my I didn't even know like I've never seen a cockroach I didn't know they could fucking I mean they can't fly but they can hover they do have wings Yeah, they've wings they can hover yeah, they can't like fly forever They can't jump and fly across the room. Yeah, they'll go out so the first time we ever saw one a few months ago

Lindsay and I are sitting on the couch and I just like watching TV or whatever, and we have a balcony, and I guess it came a crawl like under the door from the balcony. And also, I hear, I just hear like, like go by my ear, and I thought was a fly or something. I was just like, oh, that was weird. And I kind of look around.

I'm like, right as I turn and look, right between Lindsay and I, there's a fucking huge cockroach just sitting on the couch. And like, before it registers in my brain, I'm kind of looking, because it was almost the same color as the couch. She's just like, and I was like,

I'm like, I jumped on you. And I'm like, we both jumped in separate directions. So like, she's on one side and I'm on the other. And I'm like, what do we do? And like, we probably like had a conversation for like two and a half minutes of what to do about it because you wanted me to kill it but I didn't want to crush it on the couch. Yeah. Because it's soft.

Well, I know the crush. Yeah, I was just saying it's soft. I was just thinking clean it up. Yeah, but it would have squirtle over the left. I wanted to go on the floor where I could squish it to deck. So like, into your carpet? Well, see that's the thing. The carpet doesn't belong to them.

Yeah, I heard cockroaches like squirt like crazy too. Like it's got like guts and shit. So I was like, again, I don't want it on my fucking couch. I'll do it on the carpet. So like, it was like this cat and mouse game of me, Lindsey and a cockroach. Like, standing off. I think I had a book.

Because you know, we have a bunch of books on our coffee table, like hardcovered like books and shit and like It was just like waiting and watching eventually crawled in the floor We finally just squished it and it was like a traumatic experience Did it it didn't really it didn't really squish at all. I was I was able to just do it up and throw it up your carer. What's up? The adrenaline rush you get from that it was I was scared like a little baby But when you kill it you was so good all of a sudden

i have a special because he was there i was like hate killing i was like i was like like that yeah i told the dead cockroach that it deserved it for coming in my home i didn't want to do it but it forced my hand you guys totally banged over that didn't you uh well yeah but that nothing you know i i don't think i could kill one i had one yeah you absolutely could they're fucking gross and disgusting and you want them dead and wiped out the face I was in my bathroom and my bathroom at the moment is un it's just been painted white and I've not painted anything So it's just right white and I I went in there in the dark and I could see it on the wall

And I'm you too good for that beer. Why is going on? No Jesus keep someone a beer there like fucking god damn This is good. Sorry. I remember fucking I used to know about free beer. Yeah, I walked in and I could see this What looked like a slug on the wall? I was like oh god, I cuz I always forget England is safe as hell when it comes to World to the fucking R.A.F. Side down all the cockroaches from Germany as they were trying to invade In really good you never get killed by the weather you never get killed by a bug

in America I'm always I'm always slightly on edge because Texas and it everything's kind of Texas is really the worst part of the way the weirdest fucking bugs in Texas yeah I see a buddy he's trying to tell the story I see on the wall and it's right next to my head I'm like oh Christ what is this and it's pitch black I'm gonna turn the light on yet I flick the light on massive cockroach about this big and it starts scaring away and I have Cacks my pants almost I'm popping around and I ran back into the kitchen to get a dixie cup Which I just had on the counter

I was like it was still on the wars just like I kept going for it and it kept just I can't kill a bug that big it right on a white White shoe at it. Oh the floor shoe. It was a shoe. Throw the shoe throw the shoe. Throw the shoe in a shoe I don't kill it. Alright you know shoe. Who throws a shoe? Throw the shoe and it won't kill it. All right, you can squish it with a shoe. In the end, I was moving slowly towards it and I realized that after doing this a few times,

the closer I get slowly, it eventually figured out and pissed off somewhere else. So I just went, and I smacked it so hard that Dixie Cups split it, like did that thing where it just fans out into it and this cracks all down it. I was like, oh, oh, and it just crawled out and went over my hand.

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Can you give me a beer from the fridge? So you're like what get your own beer like no really? Go give me a beer. There's a roach behind me isn't there Get up and I'll run and get a shoe and like try to kill it right away. Yeah, I just want to bash things to death like, uh, she would like try to kill it right away. Yeah, I just want to bash things to death. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't.

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So, uh, the only thing is we get like uh... we get like for real paranoid i'm sorry we get like these fucking i forget exactly what they were called but they were like house synopeeds or something okay and they were like these like i don't know maybe like five inch long bugs and they look like synopeeds but they were fucking huge and they'd like up you know a hundred legs and like these big disgusting like antennas and they'd like crop the walls and shit like that and it would like I would be in my room and they were super fucking fast and my bedroom was right at the top of the basement stairs

so they'd all come into the basement and just like if any got in the house it would just be coming up through the basement because it was unfinished and all that shit so I'd see one of my four and if I didn't immediately kill it It would like go under my bed and I would like fucking be up all night We're like my eyes right under your bed. Yeah, cuz I'm just like I'm gonna wake up and it's gonna be on my face And it was just fucking freak me out the worst dogs creep me out like crazy the worst was when I grew up and I still can't deal with these There were tarantulas everywhere. Oh my god, and it was like in my backyard Bad in my backyard. They were like any time they were like 30. Oh my watch and sometimes you live You'd like park in your car in the carport and I'd like I pull my car up and I'd look up the window

Be like there are tarantulas all around my door like all around my car door But around like the door to get into the house to be like I'm gonna go drive around a bit Going home Like all the way around the door to get into the house to be like I'm gonna go drive around a bit Fuck like I am not going home That's what you're gonna do one-two frame. That's 50 Way was it like to be like five I'd be like there are five trancellas around my door like big where they like Gus is saying they were fucking up big. I have a question Can we change subject? saying they were fucking up big. I have a question. Can we change subject?

No, this is great. So is that too big to squish? Yes. No, I mean. So you wouldn't squish that because of like, goop and goop. No, I was thinking because it's like, they're also fast.

Like a cockroach is fast, right? It gets away. It's like, oh shit, there's a bug I got to kill. This gets away. That thing has fangs. Yeah, it's got poison. I would be creeped out just squashing one of the legs. Yeah, the leg on its own is very scary. I'm scared of that. I'm scared creeped out just squashing one of the legs. Yeah, I like what it's own history.

I'm scared of that. I'm scared of that. I'm scared of your head. Like they're their body. It's like hair everywhere. It's like, oh. I'd be afraid of trying to squish one and not finishing the job.

Like it's gonna come back for me. Oh yeah. You know, or like trying to step on one and you miss the like a crawl on your leg. I wouldn't be able to take that. Like that's why even if I had shoes, I always go for like a book or something something i can throw at it and not actually do with the feeling of the crushing no it's more like

i don't want it to touch me i don't want my plan so could you get a book and just slowly crush a torrential it's a death if like if someone was like i guarantee you it's not gonna get you i'd like all you i'll do whatever but i mean i'm not gonna be a sickle about i don't want to rip all its legs off but i'm gonna kill it. I'm gonna give a fuck. The worst was when I would go to Moe my lawn. I guess like the vibrations on the ground would disturb them

and they'd all like come up to investigate. I can't. I'd be like, I don't know. So constantly, though, they'd be the grass in my backyard with super high. But we're gonna be like, when'd you move the lawn? Like, there's fucking turantulas out there. What an excuse.

I don't wanna die. Who's ever heard that reasoning before? Do your grass get out of control? It's like fucking tarantulas. I can't blow the grass, dude. They're going to get me. It's like your bug is going to throw up. This is my crypt tonight.

I just talk about different bugs, especially ones that are in Texas. Don't want to hear about it. The fact that you guys had a cockroach. Don't want to go home. No turtulas here. Plus it's like rattlesnakes. There's snakes everywhere in Texas. See that doesn't, like I'm not worried about a snake being inside my house.

It's still a ridiculous can. Yeah, I would absolutely be worried about a snake killing me. But I'm worried about things in my house. I don't care what's outside. A snake is in your house? Bugs could fly. Snake can crawl. Snake could fly. Snake could fly. That's not a lot of stuff, but not problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem.

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It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a big problem. It's a out in the middle of nowhere. They drive out, you know. Thank you for letting me know. Out to the country and they'd go to these honey cabs that aren't used frequently. Like maybe a couple weeks out of the year people go and stay there for a couple days. Was it like that? Whether they're for extended trips. Yeah, kind of like that. And so we're all on the fishing.

They went out there and they had just gotten there and one of the guys goes to go to the bathroom and then he comes out like screaming. He's like, oh, we got to go to the bathroom and then he comes out like screaming is like oh we gotta we gotta go to the hospital is that what happened uh... this is one guy had sat on the toilet uh... to take a dump no and there was a black widow uh... the rim of the toilet seat

and it bit is dick and uh... it started like swelling up so they have to like take off and like drive hall as back to the hospital what if you have to pop his dick and something that i don't want to think about that and what if you think that's not a stocky bro but i don't know if i can't understand cause the effort that there's something under a toilet seat you got to sit down you really got to go if you just like drop a do you think i can't say that before i go this is at the hunting camp

oh sorry but still it's like still i do that now ever since i'm into text that check in toilet seats i'm sure there's no bug or snake or other i don't do that but uh... i went to uh... limsey's families from Dallas and like i've been there a bunch of times and they have another uh... they have like a ranch house near like uh... wake up and we have been there and they have this pool there and her dad told us the first time we came over he's like oh yeah you know we bought the house you know the guy was telling us make sure to check the skimmer because sometimes you know rattlesnakes like that

there's snakes in general but there's rattlesnakes all over the place because it's like in the middle of nowhere and they're like yes and they like to swim in the pool and get caught in the in the in the drain so or the filter so check the filter before you get in because there might be a snake in it. It's like never had that problem in New Jersey. You're gonna check my filter for a snake. Yeah. We're got in my pool and my backyard. And this one bears where the biggest thing. Yeah, I think I'm gonna be killed by the element. Or like a snowstorm. Especially like when I go to Lindsay's family's house because like her father is like a hardcore Texan.

So he like loves that shit. He's's like that can kill you right there. So it's like we go behind where his ranch is there's like tons of it's just kind of like this I don't know like a gully area and like you can walk down behind the house and there's all kinds of like nature out there and there's like owls and and fucking deer and shit and like we get to rocks where it's like an and and fucking deer and shit and uh like we get to rocks where it's like an overhang of rocks and shit and he'll he'll all the time be like oh man this is great for rattlesnakes like well snakes love his shit like this and like we'll stop and look at it he's like wonderful to anything wonderful to any in that fucking

Christ forget it I wonder if there's any in there now and it's just like why why do you wonder let's no not wonder He's like, damn didn't see any this time maybe next time and she's like, oh, yeah I remember once growing up, you know, there was a rattlesnake on the front porch and my dad had a chop its head off with a shovel Like didn't happen to me. I mean like they're sometimes my neighbors dog would get out That's what happened to me and you jade me a puppy on your front I got chased by a palmarine Sometimes my neighbors dog would get out. That's what happened to me in New Jersey. It would be a puppy on your front porch. Exactly. You have to pet it. I got chased by a pomeranian.

You know, I want to chop the rouls nigs head off. I wanted to someone just tweet you. Don't suck the venom out. It doesn't look. Like, that's the reason I'm not going to suck the venom out of someone's dig. So, if anyone could tweet us, if the PS4 pictures have been released, I'd love to see what it looks like.

Me too. So, uh... Is it a skateboard? what it looks like. Is it a skateboard? Is it a skateboard or a razor scooter? Or a joint of like a motorcyclist. Is it a rumba? Anything, dude. So let's think about it. Sony has a lot of arms.

They'd like distribute movies, they have consumer electronics, they have... Yeah, Blu-ray unlock. Yeah, all of this stuff. What could they integrate from other Sony products into the PS4? Like what if it was a projector that could display Current movies that are in the theater on your wall and you could watch them disc man Or it's got like a mini-disc player in it Walkman. Yeah

Was a walkman tape player walk was tape. Yeah, imagine if they went back to that like to play the second half of the game You have to turn the disc over or rewind the disc. Yeah let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let's do that. Let Yeah, that's what many think about it. It's like, was there ever a point where? I don't think so. I don't think they ever put two sides. Why did they ever do that? Like, I guess? I don't know. Like, if you had a DVD, you could have two dual layer DVDs. You could have like a ton of shit, right? Can you do that? Can you print like dual layer on both sides? Like, instead of having like 9.4 gigs of data, you could have like 18.8. I think the friends DVDs were like that. They would double-side it. Yeah, but it makes me wonder where they

single-density on each side or single layer on each side no i think they were the dual air they would do because sometimes you see that skip in the old dvd no one ever talks about that anymore i'll i'll always tell yeah where the fucking dual air could be the worst place i'm the first dvd i have a book was rush hour and it was in the middle of jacky chant faring gun it was like

can we see a piece for picture i see what it looks like yeah so back you know dole area meet them you would have to uh... great that's not that's a sweet uh... picked up twitter thing uh... you would have like to be a point where it's just your zoomed in yeah rickian control minus we're trying to see a picture of the uh... you were

you got a gavin alright what is that it looks like the xbox one okay that's a terrible picture there's got to be better pictures it's a it's a guy in a black suit holding a black system against his jack that's just like a screen cap from the street like i don't know where the system begins in the man ends that is a day's books one is the piss? No, that's not the one on the right.

That's not correct. That one. One on the... What? I don't know what I'm looking at. Are we being trolled? Like, this is my fear. Is that people that send us like... fake mockos.

I'd be like, that's what PS4 is. Everyone's talking about the notes. Someone just draws a black box and tells it in, sends it to you. People who are saying the French DVDs are not double-sided. Wow, that was a version that was... Oh, there you go. Oh, there it is. Here we go. Oh, that's it. That looks cool. It looks the same as the other one. You people who are saying the French TV these are not double-sided There it is here. Oh, that's it. It looks the same as the other one It looks great. Yeah, but it looks good. I like it with the other looks like

They just find each other's blueprints. It looks surprisingly so shocking. I'm happy with it I'm happy with it fine Okay, I mean look at the Xbox and the PS3 I'm not being honest. I'm fine with it. I'm not saying it's like two or three years. I mean, look at the Xbox and the PS3. I don't know if people care so much. That's so far. You look at it constantly, even when you're not playing your console. It is there, constant. Yeah, you're looking at the screen when you're playing it.

No, that's a lot of time. You're not playing games. It is always there. Yeah, but unless it has like fucking day fun. I'm trying to fucking explain it. Do you want to hear the explanation? I don't. I'm saying it doesn't matter if your're TV-shaped like a giant dick. You still have to look at it when it's off.

But you're looking at your TV. You're not staring at your console when you're playing. When it's off! You stared everything you own. No, I don't think I've ever stared at my Xbox. That's because it looks amazing and you've never been like that looks dumb. It's true. Your argument sucks.

No, it's fine. You have all people should know. Is it a guy thing? But here's the thing., it's fine. You have all people should know I mean as a But here's the thing maybe it's a guy thing with consoles But women are the one who like want everything to look nice and fit the room You have to look all the people should know like That's I'm wearing them. I'm in the world sitting under my television My wife wants me to do better cable management because like right now my TV has a few cables that hang down on the sides

She's like why don't you bundle them up and put them right down the stand so you can't see them at all. I'm like, now I don't care. But the console, like, oh the console got a little good. What if the console was just a bundle of tangled cables? I just wedged the disk into it. It worked. You wedged the disk and you just like, pick away. You have to get it fully immersed in the middle of work magically. Would you not buy it because it looks messy? I would buy it and it would messy uh... i i'll absolutely

i would buy it and it would fucking aggravate the shit out of me i probably built some kind of caged we let it in stick it back with the other bundle of wine so it's not known can ever see it yet i i i uh... not so much like with with the console aspect but it's more of the line with that uh... being my in my old apartment delivering with smaller thanks gavin some tongue motion from gavin there aspect but it's more of the line with that. Being in my old apartment, the living room

was smaller. Thanks Gavin. Some tug motion from Gavin there. So like my couch would be up against the wall and then I had my coffee table and then I had like my entertainment center and my TV. But it was also close together. I couldn't get to the front of my entertainment center. There was no space between my coffee table and the front of my entertainment center. So all my shit was on the floor, like next to so it's like for a year I just like stared at a fucking mess of shit on the floor and like oh CDS every day like I haven't got to every day I died a little like the second I moved into my new apartment which has a bigger living room everything was on the shelf everything was put away carry came over one point and he's like oh

you got all the stuff on the thing. And I was like, yeah, I couldn't do it in the old apartment. And he's like, oh, I just thought like, you didn't give a shit and that's where you left it. And I was like, absolutely not. Many shits are given, friends. Like, it fucking annoyed the shit out of me. You gave all of the shits.

Yeah, it bothered me every day of my life. The good thing about this is that now we can stuck them because you couldn't put anything on the PS3 because it was weird. Yeah, I still have the original PS3, like do which has everything that it has like the internal architecture to play on the backwards stuff And there's all this fucking card readers on it. Yeah, but compact flash in there. There's like five Perfect flash reader. Yeah cards in there Fine, it's got every card technology at the time you can stick in there. Why? I don't know. I've never stuck any memory.

I don't use anything once ever. It could just be dummy ports. It doesn't actually work. There's nothing. I wouldn't know. I think the fact that you can create virtual fucking memory cards for PS1 and 2. Oh yeah. You had to. Yeah. Yeah. I guess, yeah, you can't do on the new ones. Oh, does. Not backwards and backwards. Right, yeah. Yeah, so the PS4 is going to be backwards compatible, but via some kind of cloud streaming service, right? Like on live. Yeah.

Interesting. And then the Xbox One, not at all. So Xbox, and then that's interesting to me, because PS4 hasn't talked about any PS3 plans post-launch, but Xbox or Microsoft talked about Xbox 360 post- You know you can't play it on the one. Xbox One launch, yeah. Well that's why they're continuing the old one.

Yeah. And making it currently, like, currently, making it current and good. But when they were saying that they were going to update the original 360 to match the feel of the new one, I thought they were talking about the dashboard and they just whipped out a console. I was like, oh, they redesigned a redesign the hardware it's crazy i didn't expect at all do you think they're going to do some parity on the dashboard they're going to look the same

i'm see why not want it see i did it's my i don't know what available now me where we're gonna kind of buy it i went to best by wasn't there they didn't have any but it's a future least they'll stop coming in i guess but it's like available now. And I was like, all right, give me. You don't have it. I didn't go to get.

I looked online. It was online, but I didn't go the actual store. But I also didn't know if like maybe it wouldn't be online because they just announced it an hour ago. I can't imagine they were like, okay, put it on the website. Yeah, but right after the Xbox one announcement, it was on GameStop's website. Like sign up to be alert. By the way, I signed up to be alerted when it was available for pre-order

I did not get my I was available I signed it just today yeah I signed up for an alert from Amazon and GameStop I didn't get a fucking alert from I'm not pre-ordering the pre-order right I didn't get my pre-order pre-order yeah you don't need to be you know these pre-order pre-order you don't need that in your life you can figure that out yeah but I'm sure that you can make it happen. What happened was the Xbox One announcement or the presser was today it was done. I walked away from my desk a couple hours later it was like oh I wonder if it's up for pre-order. So I didn't pre-order for like two hours. Oh no. I got fucked because I didn't get alerted.

Well you still got it. Maybe. Yeah I'm super like you know skeptical about the guaranteed on day one. I Mean there's really nothing you can do about it. I pre-ordered it just as like I want it But if I don't get it on day one and they're in the stores, I'm gonna be fucking pissed Yeah, you see staring at him cuz it's like everyone else is gonna be like oh just brought mine today It's like yeah, I pre-ordered mine five months ago. Hopefully I get it soon. You know, it's like fuck you Would it be a dick move to buy an Xbox one on day one and then smash it with a sledgehammer in summer?

Absolutely. Didn't someone do that with it? It would be in summer. I pad, they did it with some, they did it with the dice. They wouldn't have anything. They smashed in front of everyone waiting in line to buy it. I wouldn't do that. Buy it and they act like it's an accident and they film everyone.

No, they act like it's on, well, they show that it's seen it. So even in slow mode, you wouldn't be a fan. No, that's a dick move. Really? Yeah, that's a dick. I mean, there's really not much of a difference between doing anything with that in slow mode as any other piece of hardware. It's not having a couple of state of the art. You'd be like a blind tech like the new Will it blind? Whatever you're gonna do with it, you can do it to an Xbox 360. It makes no difference. I did that already. I did that already. Okay, there you go.

Use the PlayStation. Yeah, as soon as you started here, do you know when our key life went out the window? Yeah, I did. To be fair, but it was way too long. To be fair, I was broken. Yeah. And it wasn't launched. Geez.

Yeah, I guess it is a dickish move on launch. But it would be valuable to do it. I'm sure I can make enough money with it. Just to buy no one. I'm sure people will really love it when you say that too. You're like I fucking broke one so you didn't get one but I did make a shit load of money off of it so I can just buy another one for myself. That was the thing that people never took away from people. That was the thing that people never understood with videos like that. It's like I make the video to show what it would

look like breaking in slow-mo And then people are like, ah, you could have sent it to me. It's like that wouldn't have made a very good video Me putting it in the mail and sending it to you would have made a crap board It's like fuck you. You have something that I want and you're literally breaking it for entertainment But I would only do only one doing it. Yeah, I know But I'm just saying one definitely will and slow mo would be worth it. Yeah yeah, I know but I'm just saying definitely will and slow mo would be worth it yeah I

One really quickly so it seems like Michael and I might be out of touch on this one. Yeah, I guess or were the only people who are right? Yeah, I'm just saying you're a piece of shit for doing it I'm saying it's wrong. I'm not just smashing it in front of a bunch of people and going I don't even want it I'm saying it would be an interesting video that would get views. Only because it's a new console though. What I'm saying is the fact that you're breaking it specifically adds nothing. You can bring anything to like it. You're just bringing it because it's brand new and everyone wants it. I wonder if I should break a mic. That's what I'm saying. Oh, I would kill you. Would you? Yeah. The thing about the top of the

mic pro. That's a super dick move. New Xbox one is 500 bucks. This is like going to be like three grand or something. Yeah, yeah. I don't say that circle on top. It's like you see shit at the head of the sledgehammer would go in that pull. It would make a really interesting smash. I wonder if you could, I wonder if you could

hit a huckle all the way down. It gets a little bigger than the top of it. And I wonder if you hit it hard enough if it would just flatten. What if you got two new Mac pros and you smash them into each other? What if you caught cockroaches on the wall with it? There you go. Oh, that'd be the slow mo squashes cockroaches. I would never do that. It might be good. That's kind of cruel.

Dude, I'll squish it. You don't want to glamourize this crushing of an animal. I want cockroaches on an animal. No. It's an insult. Of a sub animal like a cockroach or an animal. It's the original animal. You should get like no, you should tie it down on a glass plate they get another glass plate of squash that we can see everything that's incredible this is the beginning of the most popular slow-mo guys video server take you to the glass and squish it if you're a plastic needle

if you're an idiot if you have a glass that could push evenly on all of the surface of the glass really forcefully how far do you think the cockroach would spread? Oh, it would be bad If you did it slowly, would it just go like Yeah, it would be beautiful. I would look amazing and then you could hang it like a piece of art You could you could frame it see I always wondered with like pressures and like how hard you can push something I've always wanted this is It's a weird question.

Say I had an usual for you. Say I had a prep thing with that. A cylinder like a thermos flask. Okay, a thermos flask. We all have those. Well, there's two totally different things. Yeah, what are you talking about? A thermos or a flask? The thermos is a brand Right A flask No What a thermos? A flask is like a small little silver thing you drink liquor out of A thermos is like a big round fucking cup with a twisty cloth So it's a brand of round cup

What is that called? A thermos It's all a thermos Yeah I have a thermos Yeah It's like Kleenex It's the same fucking thing

But it's a tissue's like Kleenex. It's the same fucking thing. But it's a tissue Right, that's like me say Kleenex tissue and then you're like, oh tissue something you put booze in and put up your nose All right a flask is very specific You have a cylinder that can't the holds water thermos Now okay above that I have a pipe with a flat circle on it that is the exact width of the thermos. I'm pushing down and it goes into the thermos. Okay. And it's sealed.

Can I then crush the water to be more compact than water is without it? Like, say, I can get out. No, you'll be able to push it. I would not imagine. Air can get out, but water can't. Yeah. I don't know. Is that possible?

That's not possible. How would that not be possible? How would you do that? Well, as thin as. So you can have like on a molecular level. Like water can get through pretty small areas too. Okay, so say, I don't think you'd be able to. I'm so much water.

Would it actually crush, or would it just, I don't think you'd be able to... I'm so much water. Would it actually crush or would it just... I think it just totally hurts it. Would it actually become a day machine? You might compress it to a point where the water starts to boil, if that makes sense, because boiling points drop as pressure increases. I think I just invented the new kettle. Yes.

But, that's the kind of thing you play through. You got fascinated by the kettle on the stove. Yeah, I was like, who is having a hobcat these days? It's like 2150 or something. It's like the future, the repels are coming. It's all about the tea. Good technology. Future British people. Yeah, I was always amazed. I was always disturbed by just weird differences in technology technology i remember watching the power range is one of the

power engines movies is a kid and that the the bad bird was a name the bad dude reader of all sort of one of them yeah instead of like talking to enemies with like a big computer system she just had a phone i was like why would she have a phone i'm talking the phone is like when there's wind up phones who would do that just didn't it didn't match the rest of the environment.

Bug me. With the, hello. I don't know if you've ever seen the little coffee maker that I have here at the studio. It's called an error press, a modified version of a French press. And you don't have to heat the water up as much as a normal coffee maker because it kind of does the same thing where it's like a plunger system and it compresses the water up as much as a normal coffee maker because it kind of the same thing where it's like a plunger system and it compresses the water.

So it's like instead of boiling the water, I don't have to get it to 170 degrees because then the pressure... I thought I would make it colder. No, it makes it boil. Because a solid is the molecules packed tightly together and a liquid is where they're free-flowing. So if you pack them together,

wouldn't it just become solid? I don't know how it works. I think it's called boil slaw or bowl slaw or something like that. I'll say. I'm looking up. I'm sure I got it wrong. I'm sure I'm going to get a thousand fucking tweets correct. I know you get like two thousand. But I'm pretty sure I'm right. That fucking thing, I watched you make a cup of coffee from that and it looked like the most complicated thing ever. Like it just took forever. It takes forever. But it's actually not a complicated. They got a bunch of coffee. I said that. It's not that complicated, but it's actually not complicated I'm sorry. I feel like I walk into a different stage of to prepare coffee. Because have meetings about it? It's like, all right, what have we had to do? Rule number one, you even talk about coffee club. I already fucking violated it.

I feel like, I'm sorry. I feel like I walk into a different stage of coffee club every time I'm in the kitchen. Because sometimes I see clubs that in the kitchen. All right, well, I see what you had prepared in there. That would be too obvious. I'll see you in the morning. I know, it's a hand-cranking coffee beans.

And these are like, I'm like, and then one point he was pouring in coffee beans, he's like, oh, oh. I was like, just pour the hot, it was like a tiny cup he was pouring from. But it had to be so precise. One precise and he was like, oh, I was like, this is a pretty serious deal. He's got to be precise in coffee club. Yeah.

Here's what I do. The rare mornings I have coffee, I take the folders and I go, I'm going to top of my coffee pot. I drive to Starbucks and I'm like, water, I'm done. One coffee. I'm still too scared to order anything other than like a medium coffee at Starbucks Because there's fancy things and I don't want to risk a bad one. I feel like it's Ordering a cup of coffee is not one of the easiest things to order at Starbucks. It's not because it's not on the menu

I just say easy thing is to be is like I want that but I thought they don it even listen look at their board where they have the specials like the really fancy meeting coffee and i'll give you coffee and then you just do all the gubbons yourself actually grande at starbucks yeah i don't know how to do it uh... medium or smaller large it's like you can be like medium i've ordered

in that size like large coffee at starbucks and i like you mean venti not i mean large i i i i just got a day sure all right coffee at Starbucks and they're like, you mean venti? No, I mean large. I mean large. Yeah, I just go like, day sure. All right. Yeah. It's confusing now, because now we have like that extra large size

for some things. Yeah, trec-trendy or trenda. Trenda or trenda, yeah. I'm trenda. Something like that. I want to shut it just as I don't speak coffee. Super size. You mean fucking large coffee.

Why are you going to make it difficult? Why? Small medium and large. Like that's the universal like comparison of size for everything. There's this place. Oh, I took you there. It was good.

That summer moon coffee that place up on South-Bers. I hit it away. Yeah, it kind of hit my show to you. It takes a little time. Barbara told me to go there. That place has fucking amazing drinks. So good. They have like this thing they call moon milk, which is like a sweet cream they put in the coffee.

It's like crack. You don't need anything else. You don't need anything else in your coffee if you have a... It's like, you can get it normal with a call it the summer moon, or you get a half moon where it's only half of the sweet cream. You get it full strength, it's like, oh this is too sweet, you get the half and it's still like, oh this is really fucking sweet, but it's delicious like you want to take the whole coffee and just like pound it because it's so fucking good. And then of course I found this place like four days before we

started to fit for RTX I can't drink the giant tub of sweet cream every morning. We went there on the way back from something to do with RTX I think and then the next thing you came in you're like I went to that place again. I'm gonna go there every morning. I think I went there on the way back from something to do with RTX, I think. And then the next thing you came in, you're like, I went to that place again. I went there every morning. I think I went there 10 days in a row. Yeah, wow. And it's not close to my house. It's like, and the weekends, I would like get up and drive all the way down here to go there and drive back.

It's something you go to, though. Yeah, this. Really? Yeah. I can make it at home, but I can't make that fucking sweet cream that they have. The moon milk. I can't tell you fucking sweet cream that they have the moon mill I can't tell you how proud I was that I introduced you to something in Austin like that shit I felt really really proud. I was really embarrassed the other day though because I went and I hit that shit where my credit card number got stolen

Yeah, and I found out like while I'm at the coffee house like I give the guy my credit card He swipes it. He's like, uh, sir your card was declined declined he's like trying to tell me all quiet in respect I'm like what? No, I've got money. I'm not You have like like I'm like no, no, no, no, no, I'm just saying it got declined like This must be a promise Like no, no, no, try again. It was like, gosh shit. I hate when that happens. That happens to me Maybe like a month or so ago. Lindsay and I were in Dallas and I fucking reserved a room at a hotel one night, right?

And I did it for my phone and I done it before. Same place. Just go, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Get the room, whatever you go in, check in, they swipe the card, you go to your room. So we get in and it's like, fucking 1130 at midnight and I'm going to like exhaust him which want to go to bed. It's literally for like to go to sleep, wake up and leave. Like, you know, remata in or something like that like 90 bucks a night or whatever.

I go in and swipe the card and he's like, yes, card doesn't work. I'm like, I know it works. I've used it all day. Like, I know it works. He's like, swipe singing. He's like, oh no, it doesn't work. I'm like, like, Lindsay, do you have your card? Just fucking give it to him. Whatever. She's like, yes, sir. Swipe sir card He's like, yes, it doesn't work. I'm like, it fucking works dude. And she's like, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's your like card read

Whoever it works and he's like, no, it doesn't work. And he's like swipes it. He and I'm like All right, how much is the fucking room? Can I pick cash? And he's like, yeah, you can pick cash. And he's like, the room was like $90. There's just some shit like that, right? And I'm like, alright, fine. There's a fucking bank across the street. I'm going to go walk to it. I'll be right back. So like, Lindsey sat in the lobby. I'd left, I walked to the bank. And this, this was in Dallas. And this is what I was talking about. Like, I walked from the hotel to the bank. And instead of going out to the road, just walking along the side of the road, I just like cut to the grass but it was like tall grass and maybe like two feet I get like 30% in and I'm just like and I'm just like

holy fuck I hope there's no snakes out here just like literally breeding ground for snakes the whole time I'm walking through I'm like I'm walking on the road back I'm going on the road and the way back I'm going on the road and I'm just like please don't bite me please don't bite me please don't bite me so i get to the bank same fucking card i use it i take out a hundred dollars like to the fucking card works that i walk back i go up to the guy and i'm like yeah the card fucking works but you know whatever here's a hundred dollars he's like oh and he's like yeah oh no oh cash no it's ninety for the room

plus a hundred dollar deposit oh my god. Are you fucking kidding me? And he's like, yeah, so your total is like 189. And I was like, now I have to go back to the other fucking machine. You literally asked him what it was for cash. Yeah, and I was just like, fuck her. Are you fucking kidding me? And I was like, this card works. And then like I had this whole conversation with him like, are you fucking sure can you try it again? But like I'm being as nice as possible which goes again I find that hard to believe in nature

But I'm incredibly polite But it's my way of thinking about it No but I live so live You have a public goal But I was furious So my normal stance is just go great and just freak out on this guy But we're in Dallas where nowhere to stay and it was fucking midnight And I'm like if I fucking freak out on this guy we're not gonna replace the sleep

So like I'm trying my best and I was like I Just used this card and he was like he didn't grasp it. I'm like no this money. I handed you came from this card. He's like It did and I'm like yeah, and he's just like Oh, I don't know and finally I'm like I'll be right back And it's like so I leave one press same fucking place actually this time i did he tried me because it was way farther and that i thought it was and i want to get bit by snakes but i don't know how to come back fucking give it to him and uh... he's like

all really sorry about that i'm like yet you know great whatever it's like hot is dick some fucking sweating the death because i was walking whatever and like he gives us a room keys and he's like on the house it gives us two bottles of water and I'm like I'm gonna fucking strangle you two bottles of water on the house for your for your inconvenience, sir So the best thing is like he's like the deposit because I never stayed in a hotel with a cash deposit He's like just come by in the morning say hey, I have the deposit and they'll give it back to you And I'm like great. They're gonna have to fucking check my room and inspect it and blah blah blah So the morning comes we go to leave there's a different guy at the desk and I'm like,

hey, I'm checking out blah blah blah. I was like, all right, you're good to go, you paid cash and I was like, whoa, you want to fucking give me money back? I was like, I have a deposit. He's like, oh, sure, let me check. Open the safe, he's like, oh, here it is. And I'm just like, you didn't look in the room.

You didn't do anything. Why did I give you a deposit? I could have burned it down. You already gave me my money back. Like, I went in the room, I slept in. You should have been like, left. Give me one minute, sir. I've been gone back up and taking a joke on the bed

I've been like why the fuck did I pay the deposit? That was that was me like literally at boiling point like clenching like you know when like mothers are freaking out Their kids and like stop stop. I know that was me with this dude. I was like I was like Hard works man. I know it works. I just used it and I was like freaking out. I love this. It was a situation where it's like the devil version of you and then I guess it would just be another devil. Yeah, it was.

It's like the last devil. Yeah, it was like you need to sleep somewhere. It was like, it was sleeping there or the car. So it seriously probably took like 45 minutes to check in at the end of the day, after driving the Dallas, which is like four hour drive. So I wanted to strangle this guy to death. So how do you have the ability to be so polite to the public?

Well Gavin pointed this out, that like a most polite to like waiters and any like public service. Is that what you're at at the Olive Garden? Yeah, Olive Garden or wherever the hell we go. Which is? Like always be nice to someone. And it's all a lie. Because I worked my last job.

I worked in people's homes. And it doesn't really get much more personal than that. Like, you're in someone's house. If I've used a bathroom, it's like, can I use your bathroom? You know, excuse me, ma'am, do you mind if I use your bathroom? And go, oh, not at all, whatever. Every customer we had would always tell my boss, like, oh, Michael's so nice to be so quiet

It's like I'm quiet because I'm a piece of shit. That's me not being an asshole So like I can turn it on and off like that and that's that's really it's all phony bullshit when I'm out being nice to people one time I had you know electrician come to my house to do some work and he came in totally nice guy, you know Did his work everything left. I was like, no, I saw some and then like ten minutes later He knocked on my door again and was like, um, you mind if I use your bathroom? I was like That's weird. I was like, no, I don't mind, but why didn't you ask before he left? Yeah, he's like, really? He started driving away and realized he had to go and come back No, it wasn't like down the street. It was like several minutes past.

That's bizarre. It was just fine like the nearest McDonald's. Did he like put drugs inside your tank or something? Yes, I was wondering. Did you check the toilet? I was like, the pot of gun. Anyway, like in 10 minutes, there's plenty of toilets you can go to. Why did you come back here?

Of course, it's like an awkward thing. I don't want to make a big deal out of it. But the whole time I'm like, as soon as he left, I was like, I like tore my bathroom off like, what happened in here? Check underneath. There's a gun. Oh my god. Yeah You know that's we just be like who are you? Yeah, we met but I don't want to be a dick to the guy Yeah, he just worked on your head tell the story about what you did to that woman's basement toilet or whatever oh

Well one time Yeah, no, I told the story before one time we were working on the focus not on the spot we i told the story before where uh... we worked at his woman's home and it was like a regular customer she had like ongoing projects that are house for years and years like it this woman her thing was like to get

additions and stuff to her house because she lived alone she was divorced and she was like a a millionaire she had more space of course so she did not just the space, she wanted people at her house. Like she liked the company of all the construction people in her house, like she was friends with everybody. Wow.

Like the main contractor, she was like, that was like her best friend. So like the guy loved it, because she like, essentially, she'd pay people to like hang out with her. That's what paying out friendship is. It was, it's absolutely what it was. So, it was the money for it, why not? So it was, it was a little sad, but whatever. So we worked there for like for out with her. That's what paying out friendship is. It was. It's absolutely what it was. So, it was a little sad, but whatever.

So we worked there for a long time. And even me saying a long time, most of the customers that I worked for when I got the job were customers of the company I worked for for like 20, 30 years. So like, you know, long-standing customers, they know everyone, so it's like, first-name basis, everything. So we were working at this woman's house for years and just one of the times I was working there and I had to take a dump so I went into her basement because it's like common courtesy like I'll use your basement bathroom Not your you know

Just your first floor bathroom. So I go in the basement. I use the bathroom. I just like destroyed it But I go to flush it and it's like totally clogged and I'm like fuck So I flush it again, it's fucking clogged again, and I'm like I'm looking around. There's no plungers. There's nothing I'm just like One minute customers house. It's like I can't leave a shit clogged toilet like Is this filled with shit? I'm just like all right? Well, I guess I got to un-cog this toilet so I rolled up my sleeve Oh god, and I just like basically crushed in the bowl. Oh my god. I'm so like it flushed and I just washed my hands in the sink

Did you wash your whole arm? Yeah, no, I mean I went to town, but like I sat there Gus and I was like Judgment call it's got to be done So and I basically like Judgment call it's got to be done. So and I basically like punch the toy You did that. Yeah, keep it as a fist the whole time Or do you have to like extend into like point your fingers to like reach down the track? I wasn't it wasn't that elaborate. It was like a cute a few quick like Mm-hmm and like break it up. It was like like I probably had to scoop once I probably what did I entail in like I'm scooping something out?

I put my hand in and like pull some out so I could flush and then let the next batch going in the second flush. Have you ever punched my shins and I moved along? Have you ever punched your shit? Nope. I've never clung the toilet with just shit. That's that must be like a thing. And especially here I've never caught a toilet once here. Back where I live I like a thing and especially here, I've never called a toy that once here, back where I live, I call a toy like 50% of the time, like just a pipe suck shit.

No they didn't suck shit, that was a problem. Well they were smaller, they just like some houses have like smaller uh, this one. How long between realizing it was clogged to wedging your fist into your own fist? No excuse a better question. How long between wedging your fist into your own shit and eating with your hands? I don't remember those before after lunch. So either an hour to two if it was before lunch or probably like five hours if it was dinner after that.

I'm actually breaking up in the water. It just doesn't bother you at all. No, it's just a secret. It's like I was seriously I got I'm in a bathroom. There's a sink right there. I've dealt with shit I'm gonna be on the orbs. It was an instrument. It wasn't under my fingernails I'm Can't see you have a microscope where you're like no, I'm totally clean

No, but it's like I cut my fingernails. I wash my my my hands It's just like I to me. Yeah, I'm not gonna go out of my way to pick up shit and throw it around but human way to use it stop the human feces is not the most disgusting thing in the universe to touch like i lived i lived after i did it guys like i don't really was shitty toilet what's it to me if i do that like what if you're a baby it makes you think in uh i would i would try to... In dumb and dumb or when the guy shits in the toilet, like, oh, that's trying to be a fucking... SHIT!

I'm gonna throw it out the window! It's like the same thing except you're in the basement. I would probably do a dead rising kind of thing where I'd... Concroft some weird device that would plunge it for me out of the door. What if you were at work, dude? Okay, I was at work. I'm not gonna spend five fucking hours in the bathroom trying to like megyver my shit out of the toilet Punch punch punch done wash my hands back to work

What if you had a girls house that you were on a first date with and you close your toilet and it's clogged I thought wouldn't ever happen. I would never go to your house and You just had to take a shit. I would go home. I'd be like I'm Later great time. Yeah, I gotta go home. I'd be like, I'm, I'll pick you up later. Great time. Yeah. I gotta go home. I'll be like, sorry, I'm not gonna man. I'm here to pick you up.

I'll see you tomorrow, bye. You're like, walk in like, hey, that's what you look like. I'm outta here. The ultimate like, fuck you, you're not. I'm just saying like, there's a, there's literally no situation you would do that. I'm not even sure I'd do it as last resort. I would just abandon it. I'd maybe try and tape up the toilet.

You were shooting employee then. Yeah. But I fucking plunge the shit out of toilet. With a plunge, I'm just sitting here.'re she's employee then yeah, but I fucking plunger shit out of toilet I'm just Yeah, but I'm just saying People here you definitely feel the animals you're the other guy who plunges all the time here too by the way I've plunged a couple times exactly and now you know why yeah plunging People leave it cloth. I get all fucking people leave it clogged

They'll take a nasty dump and then walk away and there's plungers in both There's the plunger every toilet every fucking bathroom is a plunger. There's no reason to not put like unplug your shit I could never clean up someone else's tud I can never do that. It makes me angry like you'd go in I walk in and I'm like you fucking asshole and I'm shit I get the plunger and I angrily plunge it But it doesn't make me sick at all. I even have a club to toilet You get a fucking prize Yeah, like little milk dubs Like the queen approves

I grow a rabbit. It's one thing about me. If there's one positive thing about me I can say I take the tides. Dumps. Oh, well good job And the contractor who's the contractor who was putting that toilet in the little heart where I live now They had to come back. I think three times during after I'd moved in. At every single time one of them would take a dump that was worse than any dump I've ever done. To the point where it's like brown splashes like under the sun, like on the wall. To the point where they must be doing the dumb and dumb thing where they're just like, I just like, you're like, how can you dump so bad? So did you have to clean that up?

I did it. I had to be sure to tie it around my face and a toilet brush that I threw away afterwards. Yeah, the guy is still a star. When you've been, it's like that's his mission. When you've been thankful, they punched their shit down the drain for you

and you never knew, right? Exactly. You brought in, you brought in, you brought in, and you'd be like, oh, it's squeaky clean. That's what I admire about that story and you'd be like oh squeaky clean That's what I admire about that story is that someone hired you to work on their house and rather than disturb them or leave a Backed-up toilet you put your hand out of the toilet He absolutely would have crossed my arms with it and like to have a job. She would not have she would have been quite upset

So Right would not have she would have been quite upset so uh... have you ever heard right uh... i really don't know how to say we have it haven't saw me at my worst today i think oh yeah you want to talk to you and it's a kill me kill me kill me like over and over again i was stressed out a lot of i walk into uh...

the office i used to occupy for barbersets now and i was talking to add a m Barber walked up, and it turned around, and it's like, you look terrible once you're home. I was like, I'm going to look terrible for the next month. RTX stuff. Why did it give you a hug? Yeah. Well, I was like, wow.

It's just a little bit of a meltdown. This past week and this four weeks away, officially, four weekends away. Yeah, I don't like to think about that. Count the days. I'll get a count down with hours. We are. The good thing is, is that everything's finally coming together. Like a lot of the planning process, you have to wait for other people to get back to you on a lot of stuff

and other things to be finalized before you could start other things. And attendees often wonder like, and as someone who attended conventions for a long time, I didn't understand why the schedule would not be online until just a couple of weeks before the event It's because a lot of that stuff is being finalized. You don't want to put something up. That's incomplete or incorrect So I think we're finally at the point where we're ready to put the schedule up We're ready to talk about special guests that we have What's tickets at?

Exhibit I haven't wanted to say it because We are nearly sold out. Really? We're probably going to sell out this week and I haven't wanted to make a run on tickets, but I just said it and Well, people have now to buy their tickets. If you are on the fence about it, you should buy them immediately because there's not many left. It's definitely going to sell out. If not, this week definitely next week. Yeah, especially after we announced the

casual. Yeah, and there's a couple of new people. So in the Achima Hunter Lounge, Red Links is back with Trials. Yeah, yeah. They're going to have a trial station set up and I think there'll be an internment on the floor in the Achima Hunter Lounge. Oh, dude. So, yeah, one of the guys from Helsinki is coming over. It's going to be there in the lounge. Shoot Mania is going to be there as well, running some gaming there in the Chief Hunter lounge. Iron Gaming just announced their Indiegogo. They're going to have a giant booth on the floor. They're going to be doing tournaments for smite. I think they have like a $5,000 cash prize for a smite make that they're going to have a party on Friday

night at like an arcade bar downtown. Are we invited? Yeah, you're invited. Have we talked about, we talked about dive kick being. Yeah, dive kick would be there. I was just talking with those guys today. Battle blog. Yeah, the behemoth will be there. So you know how you always first, because I've done a ton of conventions with you over the years. And you were always very frustrated with how difficult it is to get in sometimes as an exhibitor to get the badges and all that stuff. So do you have, is RTX like the best one? Super easy.

So the way it works is, it's like, the way I was compared to, it's like when you go to board an airplane, there's two lines. Normal for attendees and then like, first class essentially for like exhibitors. So it's like they can just go get in that line and they can like, they'll get served and they'll get their badges and they'll be able to go other way and get a get get on with setup and get all that stuff taken care of.

Cool. So you're everything is streamlined, especially after last year we learned a whole lot about queuing and panels and everything like that. We're gonna have an overflow, I think I mentioned it right to overflow viewing. I don't know if you talked about it on the podcast. We have a giant screen and sound system set up with overflow viewing in case the main

ballroom gets super backed up. You can go to a secondary location. How many does the main ballroom hold? 2400 people. Oh, that's a lot of people. Yeah, last year it held about 700. In comparison, what is that main one at PAX? What is that?

The main one at PAax? What is that? The main one at Pax, I think it's like 3,500. So it's a little smaller than that. We have room to grow it. Next year, it may be a little bigger. Yeah, well, you could expand all those ballrooms into one. You guys would say it's like, we look at this floor plan and you have to divide how everything's

going to be laid out. It's like, what walls am I going to put down? And what walls am I not going to put down to try to? What's everything's going to be laid out. It's like what walls am I going to put down and what walls am I not going to put down to try to? What's this room going to be used for? What about this room? What if they're next to you? It must be weird deciding such giant scale things such as where the wall is going to be and then getting down to such things as like where a sign is going to be. It's like you start it's like zooming in on Google Maps. You start at this macro level and you make all these decisions and you like zoom down to like the tiniest detail. Well last week we had to walk around like a convention center on Google Maps. You start at this macro level and you make all these decisions and you zoom down to the tiniest detail. Last week we had to walk around the convention center and

be like, all right, this corner there's going to be a sign that says this and this with an arrow pointing this way and this arrow is pointing that way and this corner is going to have a half hour long meeting. Where will signs be? 3.5 hours! Well, if people come up this escalator, how are they going to know where to get to here? Or are we going to get to there? Oh, I can't. Let's put a sign here. So, what if they come up and look in this direction or what they're looking at,

or what's put a sign there? The convention center should hire a group of people who would just play testes of the convention. Like, they walk in cluelessly. We should get a focus group when we do those things. Like, get a group of 10 teenage aged people. Maybe before the event launches, like before it's open, when all the signage is up, and we just have guardians there,

we should have them walk around and be like, you need to get to the Risterteeth panel or whatever, get to the podcast panel. Where is it? Have them try to figure it out. Yep. That'll be a good idea. Yeah, it's crazy.

People are going to start getting here in three weeks from now. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm excited as an ops. I'm going to start working on my birthday. Monty is freaking out. July 2nd. OK, Monty's freaking out.

I guess they just announced Kingdom Hearts 3 for the year. I've never seen Wonga. I've never seen Wonga move this month. Monty just texted me and then ran over here to say holy shit, Kingdom Hearts 3. I thought they'd already announced that. I saw that the other day. Oh, I'm going to be a little worried. Oh, Oh, I'm going to say no. What is it for?

PS4? PS4. PS4. PS4. That's fucking exciting. I haven't seen anything about it. I'm going to put serious. Okay. Monty's extremely excited. I'm screaming from backstage. So long money. Thank you for that. He's been skipped around and then left. He just bounced around like a rabbit. Well, he also said King of Hearts

Three. Yeah, he did. He did. I would have been weird if he didn't say anything. That's RTX even. We run. So yeah, if you don't have a ticket, definitely by one now. And even once we sell out, Iron Gaming has some available through their Indiegogo, depending on what levels you want to donate at.

There are many companies that have like contest their way to win tickets. There are going to be others that we haven't announced yet. Yes, but yeah, I'm keeping on the BL stay tuned for more Yes, stay tuned for more and then we should also ask that RBB season 11 starts this Friday Oh shit. Yeah, it starts this Friday normally. It's really fun Mondays. Same day as a podcast. Thanks Red versus Blue but it's launching on flag day this Friday and then the next episode will be on the 24th, which is not the following Monday, but the one after. Yep.

To go back on schedule, like 10 days. Between. Yeah, then after that, it's weekly on Monday. We're going to see on the 24th, if the website's able to handle a Red versus Blue launch and the podcast at the same time. Oh, geez. Good luck.

You may have some trouble on the 24th, but hopefully it'll go through okay. Why don't you just embed it in the podcast? The video? Yeah. Just have a break. We could, but it comes out at 7pm for sponsors. The podcast has to start till 7.30. So let's start at a different time.

I'm not saying to start till 7 at the same time. Gosh immediately says no. I saw World was he oh You did yeah, we saw world was he you Bob is with Barbara and Bernie and Ashley Bernie got tickets and I didn't know anything about it. Honestly. I didn't know we were watching it early I figured it'd come out and he obviously been invited to a movie. There's a it was a early screening. Yeah, I think this week There's a it was an early screening. Yeah, I think this week and the 21st and bloody brother. Yeah Brad Pitt just walked in.

Did you read the book? No. I knew nothing about that movie or story. I will say having not read the book solid zombie movie. Yeah, entertaining stress for the past zombies though. The zombies were really funny in that movie. Like it was almost comedic. Did they have like a like they have like They were like rabid like you know how zombies are always kind of rabbit But these are they're like staring you and they're like chattering their teeth. They call it African rabies. I think it's a disease that they they coined for zombies. I Was it was a reaction it was a weird reaction when Brad Pitt came in there because

It was Harry Nobles introducing him and he said there because it was Harry Noll was introducing him And he said oh now someone who you want to hear about I Like doing this Brad Pitt and everyone was like oh shit Brad Pitt and like clapping and I think they believed it I guess a lot of people didn't believe it because it wasn't a very big applause And then he walked in and the room went ape shit people are leaping up It's like a Mental I've never seen that audience reaction to anyone in my life. It was crazy.

But it shows up to a movie. It's pretty surprising. I don't think he's going to be there. And I'm probably just flying to four different cities. Yeah, he went to like four in a day. It's crazy. We were all just sitting in our seats and then after a while we're just like,

taking pictures. Yeah, I'm just like, well, I got it. I got a video of him. I'm pointing at him and I put it you and you're like, it's Brad Pitt Everyone made that joke because I said on a podcast a couple of months ago I guess that I didn't find Brad Pitt attractive So when I tweeted that they're just like, oh, but you didn't care. It's like well, it's still Brad Pitt I forgot about that. How do people remember all of that stuff? That's how good it goes. How good is your memory?

It's awful. You know why? Too many of the too many beers. It used to be really good. I feel like I used to remember a lot of stuff. I'm an ancient. I used to be an expert on some things. Like red versus blue. I used to watch the hell out. You would come to me for like, has this ever happened? Like, Bernie would anyway. Well, he was right. And I've never did that. But this guy did this. He me for like, has this ever happened? Like, Bernie would anyway, well, he was right, and I'll be like, you never did that, but this guy did this, and he'd be like, oh, yeah, I remember that. And now my memory is just a bag of knobs.

I can watch an entire Let's Play, and not remember a single thing that I've said on it. It's mental to me. You just do so many of them that I think it becomes all one clump of it. And also I drink too much. Yeah. So we had another Mass Effect 3 Let's Play that we recorded with the podcast, but I feel like it wasn't Funny enough so I'm gonna like severely cut it down and maybe release it as like a an outtakes video or something I wish I left a bunch times. There's like funny moments, but it's like 39 minutes long

And it's like you laugh like six times welcome to every Minecraft let's play with like six times. Welcome to every Minecraft let's play with other people. Yeah, but your Minecraft let's play is much more entertaining. Your GTA ones are fucking a lot of different times. Yeah, it is great. We were watching all GTA none of us. We're really proud of the one that came out today.

Yeah, there are some of the left-wing... The cops and crooks, cops and crooks, jeez, it's phenomenal. It was one of the best less plays we've ever made. It was Lads vs. Jents, and you take turns being the crooks and then you're the cops.

And there's something that's just such funny imagery. It was just great. A cop car is coming screeching up on some crooks. And Ray Michael and I am going to lose the other window. And there's three arms with three machine guns just shelling a car from a cop car. It's just so funny to watch. It's such a weird thing to see.

It was just like the dynamic of two teams also happening at once. I was like, get him, get him. And I'm just like, whoa! It's such a weird thing to see. It was just like the dynamic of two teams also happening at once. I was like, get him, and then I'm just like, oh, it's like it cuts from us, just like unloading. It's just a parked cop car with three people shooting machine guns out the window, and then it cuts to them, and it's three people just running around a car, doing nothing, but just they're like flopping like fish out of water. And the thing about that game, you couldn't, as the cop, you can turn on the sirens, and it's helpful because the cars drive out of the way, but then they can like flopping like fish out of water. And the thing about that game, you can turn on the sirens

and it's helpful because the cars drive out of the way. But then they can hear the sirens, so they know that you're close. So we would be like peeking around the corner the sirens off, and we would see them, it'd be like, all right, blast the sirens. Yes. Yeah, that was like, I was like, chill the siren, chill the siren.

So we drive, I'll quiet. And then like right as we get around the corner, because the cops can see on their radar where the crooks are, but the crooks can't see the cops unless they just physically see them. They're not on the GPS So we'd be like the right one with the corner and Gavin's like Hit the sirens and we just like flip the sirens on and we're like And that pretty motherfucker And we just start fucking unloading into them the there's a whole dump truck sequence that like I'm not gonna get into but it's

It's one of the proudest videos we've ever made. It's awesome. It's a game type that I didn't even know existed Which I've never played at one time. What is it? What part is it? There's a GTA full-cups and crooks. Okay, so it's its own Yeah, and just just came out today. Okay, awesome. It's good. Those are really funny less plays We're we're about at our time. It's time to wrap up. Yeah, I haven't even gotten to pee yet. I'm so close. Thank you by the way. I appreciate it. I appreciate it.

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