Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #266

Episode Date: April 8, 2014

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Hey everyone, good Lord. Welcome to the noisiest most dangerous podcast two days. I know, like five minutes ago. Eighth of fucking skies open and it's raining. I ran across the street to get out of the water outside maybe four seconds. Look at the stay in me. Gavin's going, I can barely hear you burning. I can barely hear Gavin. It's so loud here. It's crazy. We're going to try to suffer through it. I think it's only going to rain like this for another five minutes or so. Should we just wait rather than delay the podcast? Fuck it. We're gonna do it live. Right. So here we are this week catalog this moment in history

We're gonna we're gonna miss this once we move to the new space and everything's perfect Yeah, it was right Bernie pointed out that the the ceiling of this place behind me is actually starting to cave in Bernie's been standing at the ceiling for like 10 minutes. He's just dead silent, just waiting. So, come on, come on. Can you remember the ceiling? He's like a skid's pan. He's freaking out.

So, somebody opened the door and like the air conditioning is going through. He's going through, it's right getting in. And when there's a little bit to the ceiling there. And knocked over a napkin, he's like, where's that wind coming from? He's going to hold that over. Who is what's happening? So, as you may remember a couple of weeks ago, we did have a pretty bad storm with thunder snow, right?

Yeah. And we lost power, and we had to end the podcast prematurely that night. I'm hoping that doesn't happen again tonight, but if we suddenly disappear. Hey, here's on this podcast. Pray for us. Okay, so this week we've got Gus.

Gavin, Michael, Bernie, and got Gus Gavin Michael Bernie and double Gus a double Gus the other one was normal Gus so No, two Gus and double Gus Was like double Gus to Gus is that it's the Gus prime. Oh, okay I think we're all a little under by the by the rain at the moment but it was dying on the podcast absolutely no we're dying on this podcast so this past weekend I'm going to discover I made a personal discovery. I'm doing fine I'm really caught hearing it.

But one thing really quickly is that I was going to wear the guys from Catmug or from Carriage and Hangover sent us a bunch of cat mugshirts and I had my cat mugshirt on to wear and I got the carabiner. I got the carabiner. I was in the first and so people were all tweeting about the cat mugshirt and so yeah, here's wearing a cat mugshirt so I thought I could wear my cat mugshirt. Right, so who came or the cat mugshirt though? I did. Okay, it's a fucking stab in the back after the podcast.

Do you give it to a man? How do you feel knowing that you and Kara own the same shirt? What's that? How do you feel now? You and Kara have the same thing in your wardrobe. Potentially, you could come to work one day and be like, Oh, Kara's wearing the exact same thing. You already have to say the bras that she did.

That happens. So it gets mixed up. You know, it's fine. Don't worry about it. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Did you take it to Camp Bunk shirt? Yes. It's a ton of them. I did. Yeah, good. So I made sure to take it. There's a really cool thing coming up there, but I don't know if I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know I'm terrible. So there's a place up north in Austin called Topgolf where you go and you can like Drink and it's just a driving range. There's like a whole bunch of different bays

It's like a three-story building with a bunch of basses go and you hit golf ball I went to I had dinner with Lindsay's family because her wedding showers this weekend For dad was telling me about the exact same thing. He golfed all the time. Yeah, I don't got for shit because I've sucked So I thought how hard can you put the fucking You put the fucking ball down, you get a club you're swinging, you hit it. Yep. It was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. For me to get a ball and hit it, and so it would go in the direction I wanted, was like, that's fucking amazing. That's what it looks like. It's just like a whole bunch of

base. Yeah, it's a driving race. Right. Did they put like trucks and stuffy to hit? There's like a bunch of holes out in the field. It's not like actual fun times. It like keeps track of you. I don't know how it does it if there's RFID in the balls, but you hit it and then it knows what whole your ball went to and where it is on the field and you get points based on how close you are. Yeah, there's sensors in the ball. Yeah, and they feel like a total piece of shit. So I would swing as hard as I couldn't the ball be like, like five yards. I go like, what? I, I, what time I hit it and it went sideways. Like I almost hit the person in the B next to me. Dude, I've had the T, because on the one I went to in the UK, you could press the button and the T would raise

and lower, there's like four different levels. And if you use a driver and put it on the highest T level, you just go straight under. So I would like hit them and it went up in the air and got stuck in the light. There's like a mesh over the light and it just went, boom, I was like, oh my God. And that same day I killed a rabbit

at the driving range hit it here rabbit in the head with a golf ball how do you feel about that I felt by the time because it was like it wasn't a clean kill oh god well I mean it sounds clean if you killed it with one golf ball that's pretty clean there was some flailing happens we're coming dead by them though, honestly. Yeah, that's true. Could have disconnected. I'm not saying you didn't cook them up. At least, like, cook your kill.

A rabbit is not vermin. Is it not a rabbit? A rabbit? No! You're from Europe. Don't even have a rabbit. I want to grab a rabbit. I want to grab a rabbit. How to properly eat wildlife. You're gonna have a Italian for God's sake. What's the gonna do with murdering rabbits? I tell you, I tell you I'm the rabbit. I'm the only one who murdered him. I thought the French eat rabbits.

French eat rabbits? French eat frogs too, that's the big thing. But then it's different to everybody else. They do, they eat frogs. Well that's the one thing you tell the French. That's like a French. I'm pretty sure. Italian, there's a lot of rabbit and Italian cuisine, I think.

I don't know, I'm not if you've ever eaten rabbit. Well you've killed, you know what's always confused me about Italian cuisine? Stop killing animals. So Marco Polo went to China and discovered one of the big things he brought back To the old world. I mean, it's weird to say you go to China come back to the old world But one of the things he brought back was noodles. That was one of the big discoveries there And it wasn't until the Christopher Columbus

discovered America or you know explored America that Christopher Columbus discovered America, or you know explored America, that we got tomatoes and potatoes. Both tomatoes and potatoes are indigenous to North America or to the Americas. So what the hell was the Italian cuisine like before they had either noodles or tomatoes? Probably olives in that. What just a go? Olives. Olives and crepes. And that's wine and bread.

That's it. Grapes. Wine and a lot. I said one ready to get it So I guess but no tomato. I guess it would be cream when when did Marco Polo do that like I was just trying to think of that as I was saying it. Do you think you have a played Marco Polo? Why is that why is that a game was Mark and Polo like ever lost That's right. Yeah, then you had your one person shuts their eyes and then they cheat there was a lot different to water polo Yes, very different Do you have the fish out of water rule the water play that fish out of water? Yes, when you catch someone who's out of the pool. Yeah

If you get fish out of the water when someone's out of the water,'re automatically out. Why would they get out of what so you can't find them I'm not tagged if you're not in the pool Marco Polo is in the late 1200s. Okay, the late 1200s. So then the question is what did Roman seat? Yeah, what they I guess that would be like what it would be like the Roman diet olives olives grapes wine wine Allibs. Allibs. Grapes. One and one. And one twice.

Double one. Double one. Double one. So one of the cool things, I just had a picture of a de Patrick and hopefully he gets it in time where he can put it up. But you tell him about the golfing range. One of the coolest things ever is this is a batting range that's in Las Vegas and they have like the green monster from Fenway.

Of there's the go-ins. Is it like the appropriate distance? Yeah. And size and everything. So you can just go out there and try to crank homers on all the different walls from the different stadiums, basically. That's cool. All the iconic stuff.

But it's awesome. You can leave you a batting cage, you're like in a net. But this is a place that I always want to go to. I didn't have anybody who'll go with me. I'll go for our T-Life. You can just go with a batting range where they fire the ballsy and you just crank them as far as it. How far does it fire the ballsy? I you just crank them as far as it is.

I'm going to 85. I think it's the fastest, fast is 85. It's awesome if you could select different pitchers, like their top speeds, like I want to know and Ryan and get like something over 100 miles an hour. You never would. Come on. I was very successful hitting a golf ball, a stationary target. I'm sure 100 mile an hour baseball, like nothing.

I think they're hitting, they try to rate like the different things in sports. Like what are the hardest things to do in sports? And I think everyone pretty much greed that hitting a major league fastball is probably the hardest single hardest thing to do in sports. It's because you can't react in time. It's just it's phenomenal. You're hitting a round ball with a round bat and it's moving at 85 miles an hour and 85 to 95 hours. are you supposed to be? So on the back and the boys, so the window of goodness Every time I watch a batter in the major leagues hit a baseball

I don't know how they do it at that level Like I can hit it with my friends are throwing it But man, if somebody sort of ball like 90 to 105 miles an hour So they make those quick judgments Like you'll see them check a swing But they're gonna swing and stop Like what was it? Like in what fraction of a second we're're like, no, no, no,

stop. And then they like, they don't swing. Because it's usually 20 years of bad and bright. Right. Like, there's something that makes them like, no, this is going to be a bad one. See, the rain's getting better. Yeah.

I'm getting better about this podcast already. Oh, God, I hear you. Yeah. I hear Michaels here. Yeah. Oh, shit. It's like we can have a real podcast now. Yeah, 10 hardest things to do in sports hitting a baseball

Driving a race car. What the fuck is that? I can do that. He did a little shit pole vaulting hitting a long straight T shots number four Returning a serve when tennis In one something else that doesn't have serves or volleyball Why something else that doesn't have serves or volleyball you tell me You tell me tennis batman's in let me let me see on this list What's harder to do to return a serve from a professional tennis player those are fast fast serves squash Landing a quad in a in ice skating figure ice skating. I figure a quad right? I would like that's just like a That's a new thing right? They just invented that a few years ago What is that?

Quad toe loop requires skater balance, height and rotation while skating on a metal blade a quarter of an inch wide. During a successful quad jump, a skater will reach heights of 18 inches above the ice and experience 300 pounds of centrifugal force, all while spinning four times in just over 0.5 seconds. Nobody can do that. Yeah, it's when they jump, the skater jumps

and spins four times before they land again. So they're spinning almost once every point one of a second. Yeah. Did you win one, two, five? Very good. Look at the fucking man, Michael. You love your slow ball photography. Do you love the stills from the Olympics of like the divers

and the figure skaters when they're caught like mid rotation and what they look like? What on their faces are like this? No, I hate that. You know why I hate that? It's the same thing as people sending me fucking screenshots of a video that I'm in. Of course everyone looks stupid in a fraction of a second while they're doing something. Of course they do. It's the same thing. Oh look at the podcast and look at the stupid look on Gus' face. It totally ruins how graceful that move was as well. Oh I know because it looks like the real grace of this.

Yeah, there's nothing graceful about that. It's all grace. My middle name's grace. Gus, when are you going to spin your face four times in five seconds on the podcast? Alright, rounding out the list of this is running a marathon, biking the Tour de France, saving a penalty kick. That would be very hard. And downhill skiing.

So I tell you about the time where have you ever heard of Ryan Giggs? No. Very famous football, I'm not sure if you still play. Played for Manus, like one of the most famous English footballers. I was filming him once and I'd set up my downloads for the Phantom, like in one of the corners. And then they moved the spot where he was shooting from. So he ended up shooting these really hard free kicks because that was what we're filming. And they kept going like closer and closer towards my table. So eventually I like I swat with the other dude I was with.

And all I did was stand in front of my table like a goalkeeper while Ryan Giggs pelted footballs at me. And it was one of the most surreal moments of my life because I felt like I was like saving a penalty that Ryan Giggs was kicking. Except the thing was I bet you had no chance of blocking it You just put your body in front of your most expensive case of equipment, so it hit you instead. I sit in front of all the hot drives All of the the the footage and I went like this And he hit me a couple of times he did yeah, I apologize every time nice bloke Well, when we were filming the Hattery kick me when we were filming that most recent immersion, the split screen one, one of you fired a shot

that almost hit Patrick. Oh yeah, I posted in my journal, I posted a photo of that that set up they had. And we were on the other side of the course, I don't know how one of the study. There were a bunch of us standing there, because you know, you know, we're literally on the other side of the field standing there without masks on, just, you know, watching, looking at the feeds on it. And those paintballs were put an eye out. Yeah, and it came flying out of nowhere,

and everyone just stopped and looked at it, and then you immediately went and grabbed a mask. Yeah, and nobody stopped and looked at it, and we hit, and everybody instinctively just dropped or fell to the side. It hit that metal hollow metal wall right behind us, and we're like, dang, Patrick, look, white with white is a sheet well especially for the people that were filming like behind us inside those little buildings and shit like I know J.J.

was behind me a bunch of times and that was so hard to see at all you know I'm just trying to do shoot J.J. I don't think I shot him once he didn't say I hit him once but like I'm going in and I turn right and I'm looking for you I didn't see I turn around and see like a shadowy figure and just start unloading and it's here Judges are like stop stop like run outside and like sorry cuz they weren't even wearing padding They're wearing must but then just T-shirts. I couldn't see shit if something moved I just fired wildly It's like it's like war yeah war is hell Learn first hand you've found a hole three times three times

Yeah, I couldn't believe you fell in the third time like it was the second one the second one was boy outy The third one is like the first thing you did was walking that hole again It looked bad like watching it the second one look bad because it ended up slumped over the other side of the hole I was yeah, that one had a heart I can't even look back because it's like you ended up slumped over the other side of the hole. I was like, yeah, that one had a heart, uh, moment. It looked bad, but watching it, I'm just like, that does not do it justice. Yeah, I thought you would like knock your wind out on that second one. It looked like you got deflated by it.

Wearing, like even watching the feed, you see what happens. It's like, oh, he fell in the hole. I'm like, ah, you know what I mean? I'm walking in the ground, gone. I'm just spinning through the air and I can't see shit. That's totally shot with paintballs. That was the most, I'm walking in the ground gone. I'm just spinning through the air and I can't see shit That's probably shot with paintballs That was the most I didn't even injure myself I apart from getting shot with paintballs, which really hurt the most it was the most uncomfortable thing

I've done for Rucity was just having that paper mask push the goggles over my eye sockets I like put pressure on the bridge my nose So I'm walking around like that's most the time like trying to like push back against the goggles It was really uncomfortable and then the the transmit as you would hit on door frames all the time the stuff Yep, that setup was pretty I was using that pack way that you guys were hauling around 50 pounds year full of shit I just Swinney, yeah, I was gonna say 20 yeah, I'd say probably 20 25

But 20 pounds can be pretty serious You know it to run around around around stuff. That's about no 50. I'd be like now You can do it. Stay in the hole. I'm just gonna stay in it. Just get me with dirt We actually used a lot of the technology that we used to produce the podcast out there in the field Yeah, like the video switcher and then we even joke I was saying to Patrick before we started film I was like can we just do a podcast right from here? And he's like pretty much we got most of the stuff Yeah, all the infrastructure to run the live stream

was out there to mix your signals together and turn everything over. Also, he had antennas all around him and we would convince that he was gonna get cancer somehow. There were some serious antennas out there. For a while, we were working on trying to increase the range so that you guys could see more of the field. And we raised the antennas and they stopped working.

Like they worked less. Oh right. Like we had to lower them back down to a certain height. And it was like that was the sweet spot where you all had the most range over the course. It was sweet. That was really fun with the make. I think it's probably okay. This one to you to talk about an immersion that we didn't make that we had a chance to make.

There was one we were going to potentially make with the MMA or the specific MMA league that you may have heard of, but it just kind of didn't work out because First they wanted we were gonna have you guys Train using techniques in the game and then we were actually have you fight an MMA fighter They wanted you guys to fight a female champion who probably would have beat this shit out of you But I was like You don't even like you don't even need to say probably. It doesn't matter whether the arm has tits and a vagina attached to it.

It's still gonna punch hard. It's a chokehold when she fucking wraps her legs around you and choke she out. But the other one was I said, don't, why don't we just get a guy that gets on there and just like wails on him? Because I didn't want like the message of like you guys fighting a girl didn't seem like the most appropriate thing. Even though we all recognize she would have beaten the shit out of you guys because you didn't want us to punch women. I didn't want that.

Yep pretty much that's where the whole thing kind of like what did they say? They didn't want him punching girls either. They said well you I get to see her from their perspective they said no trained MMA fighter is going to want to be seen beating up a bunch of a couple guys who've never been trained before. I pretty much find for the female fighter to beat up untrained guys. Like that was that was palatable but they said like they would just like he was just beating the tarot. Well that's what we want is them to get this should be that of them. They were like not just won't come across. You've not even telling the whole

evil story that it was supposed to be. And the fact that the whole time we were gonna like he told us after it wasn't happening He's like we're not gonna happen, but we were gonna the whole time tell you're gonna fight each other then at the last second We're gonna have the MMA fighter who's training you fight Yeah, I was gonna That was gonna fight you guys like you know, I'll be like get ready to reveal Yeah, then he just beats it already guys. Great. It just didn't work out I'm not gonna didn't do that.

What a reason or another. I thought it would have been good. So, I guess you're talking about, like, the emergency got canceled. Maybe think about this interview I heard earlier today. I was listening to NPR and the marketplace show, they're interviewing the president and co-founder of Pixar. Ed Catmull, I think was his name. Yeah.

And they were talking about like, it kind of I guess the guy just just had, uh, has released a book and he was talking about how at Pixar, you know, all of the movies when they start making them suck and it's their job to make them not suck. And he's like, and you know, sometimes we've had some failures in the past. And the interviewer goes, Oh, what? I wasn't going to bring it up, but like, Cars 2 in Mart Monsters University. And Ed Catmo goes, Well, no, I meant movies that we killed internally that we never actually released Yeah, so I was like oh I was it was so cringe worthy. I was like I had to turn the volume down the red I couldn't keep listening to it. I was like oh my god

What how the fuck do you recover from that? I you don't name to me name to And you could tell that a camel was like taking it back. He's like well I'm too moved. And you could tell that Camel was like taking it back. He's like, what, what, what, I meant like internal movies that they ever saw the light of day. It was like, oh my god. It's where the Collator and Rocket die at that point. Yeah, we've talked about that before.

It was like some people don't realize it's like, I would do a film festival one time, years and years ago, met somebody who I really admired as a director, but he's made like, often on stuff. I mean, just be a director that, know every director has up down movies down movies and I saw a guy walk up to him and just go hey man I'm a big fan of the movie where everybody works at the convenience store The movie the movie with the with Ben Affleck. It was a piece of shit

Not really sucked. I was like what kind of fucking asshole do you have to be to walk up to somebody and tell them that some they make sucks? Who asked me? What's that? I don't know the guy, he was talking to Kevin Smith. But it was so shitty to do that. I mean, it's just like, but I mean, that happens to everybody. I think like some people have.

Because they don't have a done that to you. Yeah, oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. I don't even ever talked about a Caleb one time I got so mad at Caleb before he worked here because the fucking kid shot his fucking mouth off of me one time We were gonna Griff ball like it was I've been called for like the first seven years this company But we make red versus blue and that was our main show and then when reverse blues the offseason We do another thing like immersion or Griff ball or stranger hood

Which I fucking remiss to bring up on the podcast. Or R.T. shorts, so I can't because the fucking you guys and your godforsaken. I didn't do anything. I told you, I was putting on me. I told you, I'm wearing a red keeper. I can't believe you're bringing me. But fucking, okay, and I had to talk to Caleb,

and you first start working at your two. I said, I don't know if you know this or not, but I was genuinely pissed at you for a very long time because you just said this fucking snarky ass thing about between season five and season six, which I think was like four months break between those two things. And Caleb just one time goes, yay, you know, what are you doing these days? Because I'm just like you're doing anything.

You're just being fucking lazy and not doing anything like basically resting on your laurels and living off your past success. It's been two months and I've been working on fucking Gryffball. We're in the Gryffball League. Yeah, whatever. Fuck off. You know, I was like it's been two months and I've been working on fucking Griffball. We're in the grip Holy yeah, whatever fuck off, you know, I was like what a dick. What did you reply nice frisbee? No, no I just like the first time you hurt his leg Gavin has been no one was one of the things where I just like honestly honestly Caleb was working with his then and I just I wrote him off honestly I was just like well, you know that guy see if that was me because i can that you can if i write someone off that gone how did you get in back

i had a few i don't know so we hired him no but we've been for months ago when he first i don't know if he lives in the building where we first are working here actually took him out and i was like i don't know if you know this now but i actually had a really big problem with you and we should get this straight now i want you know i don really big problem with you. And we should get this straightened out. I want you to know it, I have a problem with you anymore, but I did for a while, and here's what it was, and we had a man to man about it, and we were all cool.

Yeah, Caleb's one of my favorite people who works in the company now. You guys cost a freebie. You guys cost a freebie? You said the Barlow, huh? Favorite people who is in John Reisinger, how you doing? Hey. Hot stuff.

Yeah, but no, so that's the kind of thing. I mean, you've been on the Xbox Live with me back before you worked here, when somebody would say something to me, and I'd be like, go fuck it was awesome yeah also wish you rage quit halo a lot it happens it happens sometimes I would literally see your character I don't know if you did it on purpose but you would sometimes we would be losing it would be like oddball or something and you'd be at our base and I would see your character sigh and then drop drop there. You can hear him in the middle. I just be like, God, guys, what? Ah, quit.

I'm out. And sometimes you immediately come back. Like we'd go to the lobby and you'd be waiting there. And sometimes you'd be gone for good. Yeah, I'm going to get out. I was trying to find a better party. I feel bad, though, because we've just been slacking off Caleb's frisbee. I feel bad about that.

What about you? Well, it was because 95 is it? It's a primed target. It's just such an easy target. I think he about you. Well, it was like 95% It's a primed target. It's just such an easy target. I think he knows that. But I appreciate that it's a very athletic sport. It's just you still throw it a frisbee. Yeah.

I'm trying to think of it. Yeah, there's a place that he's gonna hate people on crutches. I do hate people on crutches. We were actually talking with Caleb, but I said, hey, we came in that morning and said, just so you know, we could have talked to you about the podcast about your ankle injury. Because I heard, and I said, I said, but I did want to point in that morning I said just so you know we cut a talk shit out the podcast about your ankle injury because I heard and I said I said I said but I did want to point out that I did say that you're in the best shape probably anybody in this company you are. It hurts those pictures of him

diving for Frisbee's where he is completely horizontal like 90 degrees horizontal. Like an Irish center reaching out for that for his before they can watch to its master master if my age if I did that if I laid out at my age like that I would hope that my grave would be like my last dive into my grave you know what I do that towards a tombstone or a hospital

but the so I said to him I said I pointed that to him because he is yeah and I said you know we should do we should get and he totally agreed to that he even had a plan for because he thought about it so much get like six of our guys and Get just three of his guys who know how to play ultimate frisbee and have us go out and try to play against three of them Who know how to play even marginally well?

So two might be more fair and watch them destroy us. That's when the break up on I can guarantee none of us we get injured We should be out of breath. I'm like And I missed that one Interesting They did Frisbee throw you go like this you throw it and it goes Sideways it's like golfing Five yards then down into the ground. Listen man, golf is hard. Golf is really hard.

I tried for, I think a decent amount of time, well, my friends in college golf. First, I don't have the patience for it. 18 holes way too much golf. It's too much. It takes forever to. It takes for fucking ever more. Four out of four. Five out of a thing.

It should be maximum nine holes and that's it. And then if you want to play 18, you play golf twice. That's the way it works. You just play backwards. You a team you play golf twice That's the way it works. Just play backwards. You have to hit the flag I know it's your man. You gotta get back to you. You gotta get it like on top of your tea That's the fun. I can't go off you put the ball on a flag and you hit it Yeah, yeah Mike as well, but golf golf is one of the few sports that I think translates It's more fun to play on the on a console that is the play in real life.

That's what I kept thing was like, let's fucking play this in GTA 5. I will beat the shit out of everyone in this goddamn field. You're like, crank it straight as an arrow I bet. Yeah, fucking. A, A, A, done. Fucking walk off. Yeah, I know how to drive.

I know how to golf. Duh. I can still walk too. Yeah, that's the best. Yeah, it's like It's amazing. I'm always the friend. I'm like the best shitty golf forever because I go out with my friends And I won't sit out there and be like, you know wherever my friends balls go That sounds horrible or I'm gonna go that's where I job my ball Like I don't like try to like play from wherever I just go fucking that ball's gone I'm nervous that one again that I bring like 40 balls out there with me and then I just go with

whatever my friends are where they whoever's in my cart piece they just drop with them I give a shit they'll take it seriously I'm just so fucking loud it been loud as they had it for 20 years I don't like golf because of the etiquette I went with my friend once and he had a golf bag and I don't have any golf clubs so I just borrowed one of his clubs and the like a keepo is like you can't play golf without a bag. I was like I've got one I've got two clubs in my hand. I'm gonna go and rent a bag So I can put them in and he was like yeah, I go and rent a bag So I just had a golf bag with two golf clubs to rack it What if you had one club would you still have had to get the bag?

You can't really play with one club. Yeah, why not? We need a putter. Yeah So would you have a driver in a putter Yeah, I had a drive and a putter and my friend had all the different ions and stuff Which is a pup? So yeah, technically you need more the two clubs So you could have just gone with one and barred all your friends other clubs. Oh, yes. Yeah It's a fucking talking idiot for saying what if you only had one club crazy idea put both clubs in your friends bag It's like we're crazy. Hey, right and then calm down

I'm in the back even though I'm shitty at it. I appreciate it like I know golf. It's hard we're crazy. Hey, right and then calm down. We're in the back Even though I'm shitty at it. I appreciate it like I know golf. It's hard. Can't be that opener. Yeah Even though I'm terrible at it. I do appreciate how hard it is and that it's a real sport There are some things where it's like I just don't recognize and I even like there ultimate frisbee thing I'm cool with but like give it up when the friends and the guy that I know like this is Jack where he's like really good at air hockey and Always wants you to fucking play hockey. He's good at disco foosball whole shoe game thing throwing any bar related game Does anybody have that friend that who's really good air hockey and he's like oh fucking come on right now play me I

Way too excited. We know the same guy. Yeah, but I would check. Not a friend. He's a bad guy. He said something like that. Everybody has that in their life. Somebody who's like really good at Fuzball or Airhockey. Yeah.

Fucking hate both those things. Airhockey's just such a fucking... Why'd you call it Fuzball? So it's called Fuzball? What do you call it? Table football. You can't take it in football. Because what you're doing is you're just saying the German word for football.

And that doesn't make any sense. It's like German football. You're watching little guys play. I never understood it. You're saying that the American approach to football doesn't make sense at the novelty level. It doesn't make any sense at any level at all. Nothing. Do you ever play suboutio?

What's that suboutio? It's the little footballers on the map and you flick them on the little tiny ball. It's like a board game for football. I've never heard of that. We have a like a it's like air hot Not air hockey but ice ice hockey. We like slide the guys forwards and backwards and do that stuff and then we used to have The fuck's wrong. You don't make fun of me. That's the way the game fucking works. I'm just making the motions dickhead We used to also have this board game when I was a kid back in the 1950s It was like American footballers and they would sit on a field and the field would just vibrate like this it would just vibrate and then they would move and then like

completely random. Just utter a horse. You try to find a table that with a slight tilt to it. Everything would go in your favor. I just lifted up like this lift up your end so that the fucking guys would all go that way. Yeah, you just let him jiggle and watch it and that's the game. You never see that before, then I haven't. I haven't. Not by reading to it.

Sadly, I have seen this. It's, it's, it's, it's, wait, it's before our time, too, guys. Yeah, I think it's, I think you're writing this from like the 50s or 60s, but you know, back there. What the fuck? It's a, it's a booty out right there. What the fuck is that? You flick him at the ball.

You flick him with the ball? I do. I never really knew how to play it, because I would get bored immediately in the shower. We're looking at these little football players that are on like, they're looking on like pistols. And they're like, that's like pistols. Like, while we pedestals. And like, an in-shine maybe.

Ping pong, that's not a fucking sport. Sorry, go ahead. That was it. We got a loud respect for Robert Coo, a pinier kid, we're about to go to PAX this coming week. The fuck, he has the charity golf tournament and I keep thinking every year, I should get good at golf just to go to the video game golf tournament.

I'm not gonna do it. They should have a virtual GTA V edition of that too. Yeah, they are. They are playing along the home. I'll play that. I'll play a charity golf tournament in a murder simulator. You know, my brother got a job. He was, uh, he was on a work for like, two years. Thanks. They've passed that

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I wish all food interactions were via a computer and I didn't have to talk to anyone. Really? Yeah. Let me ask you guys, When you go in to a restaurant and you say, I want this or I want this. Like I want the ahi tuna sandwich or I want the cobs salad. I want one of those two things. I say, who the fuck are you and how are you in my head? But go ahead. Okay. And then how do you determine which one of those

you can eat? Would you ever ask the waiter, hey, which one of these is better? Which I would recommend? No, never, never. Never ask the waiter for recommendation. Never. I do it for beer. My what's a good beer you go. Yeah, you know what?

Especially if I'm in a pub. I mean, for beer. Like if we're up in the Northwest, like Oregon or Seattle, I'll be like, I want this style of beer. What's a good one of that? I get in Budapest. I did it in Australia. It's just like the easiest.

Fucking brag about it. Mr. Jetsett are over here. Like the only other Budapest, I did it in Australia, it's just like the easiest. Fucking brag about it, Mr. Jetsett are over here. I was like, oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that?

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Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Oh, what is that? Talking about literally that subject and I just did it like a week ago. Yeah, I'm sorry for bringing it up Gus I went to Budapest and I went to Australia and I was finding their local craft beer. Gosh don't even get him started once he comes back from Boston It was last time you were there. Whatever reaction. All right. What are you gonna say next?

So I am ready though I would never ask for beer because when you ask for a beer they're like, hey, what's your best beer? They go, well, we have the lighthouse IPA. We have the running monkey, Brownale. We have the orange sea pilsner. And you're like, none of that fuck, you're saying names. It doesn't mean anything to me. What you want to say is we have beer and beer. Right. So in the other example, there's a half a craft beer that you just name a bunch of shit you've never heard of it You asked you know What would you rather have the ahi tuna sandwich for the cop salad? What are they gonna say oh the cop's house got a nag on it, you know

They're just gonna tell you what you already know about it What I'm saying what's a good beer you have they just list a bunch of beers and you're still fucking picking it random So what do you ever name you like whatever one I hit lost? I'll say I'll have that one right Yeah, whatever it is that's such a horse shit. I always use with I'm with beer the way you are with everything else I'm just like just give me whatever because yeah, I'm just gonna pick something totally it fucking random Like picking a novel off of a shelf. You do you do you totally pick by what the cover is that's it Well, you don't know you're saying that's fucking good. Who doesn't know any authors? Well, you might have read all the books Well the author? Well if you know about it, but if you don't know you're just saying, yeah that's fucking good. Who doesn't know any authors?

Well you might have read all the books by the author. Yeah you may also be in a place that doesn't have any books by the authors you know. Alright. Fair play. Alright, there we go. Thanks, Gavah. Thank you. Hey speaking of books, you guys watched the first episode of Game of Thrones season 4 last night? Yes, of course.

It's fucking bad, that was bad ass. That was a good episode for the hound. Yeah. Do you want you want to talk about it yeah sure why me don't talk about spoiler stuff for people who are bitches or in the words of the uh... the house what was the point of people are

what is the number of people who are surprised by the fact that HBO go didn't work immediately like i saw so many angry tweets of people are like oh we'd go with you, wait a not work, just fucking watch it. I guarantee everyone bitching about it doesn't actually subscribe to HBO. Cause if they subscribe to the channel,

they would have fucking watched it or recorded it. Yeah. If people who are like sharing other people's HBO GO accounts. Have you seen Huff Fuzz? Yes. Are you aware that Sandok Ligain is the guy? He is, isn't he the guy that's yarp And you were never thinking that's the same accent never meet that connection totally the same dude yarp. That's awesome

But it was it there was a great death in that one where So many thoughts somebody else had that knife and they're like struggling over the knife And he's like I had just go Just goes like chop chop chop chop with the head on the knife like that. That was fucking awesome I'll take the knife to his head. I'll take the head to the knife. Oh my god. It was so brutal It's tied strong in terms of Over the top violence and pointless nudity. They started fantastically. They didn't there was a point, okay? No No point to that nudity. Yeah, never is the audience

Okay, no the need to point to that new to see what yeah, never use the audience Tergari and getting significantly less naked now than she did So she's like no closer staying on I heard that Starting you know this is our next season she removed the nudity clauses in her contract. Yeah, that actress immediately a clock What does what what does that mean? Is that no nudity or that's no hold bar? No, that no nudity. Oh, so that that's a good shit like a take contract up to season two apparently I don't know how true that is I just fuck something I read online and didn't bother looking for a source for and I'm residing It like it's a fucking fact a job God has all the nudity clauses in his contract every year full nudity all the time full nudity all the time Good job, Dan. Good job, Dan. You're a good guy. You're a good guy. You're a good guy.

You're a good guy. Good job, Dan. You're a good guy. Good job, Dan. You're a good guy. Good job, Dan. You're a good guy. Good job, Dan.

Good job, Dan. Good job, Dan. Good job, Dan. Good job, Dan. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you.

God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. God bless you. to get through the next nine episodes. As soon as it was done, I watched it to get immediately. Really? So, what? Where do you see it? You can talk about it. I used to home watching home. Yeah. How can you come over? Because I have a fucking TV. I have HBO.

You really? How many of that were you on now? Well, okay. When you don't play golf, like you went to that's really. You wouldn't play golf. Who'd you go with? It was my father-in-law's birthday. Oh, you would see when he's a father-in-law. Yeah, okay. I knew you'd go on.

I was even worse because he was really good. Oh, really? Oh, yeah, it's terrible. He was amazing. I love the one time you actually did go to Bernie's. You already seen the episode. Yeah, we watched it. When it milestones last night, Monty came and stayed for the episode.

Wow. Didn't just eat the fin and leaves. Pretty fucking awesome. Although there is heat like he man the grill. Literally 30 seconds. He man the grill and blame probably his footage of this. I was like, here, Monty, do this. I just have to go set man the grill. Literally 30 seconds. He man the grill and blame probably his footage of this. I was like, here, Monty, do this. I just have to go set up the screen. I go in to the garage, come out.

The fucking grill is I'm talking four feet above the grill. It's just pure flames. It was pretty amazing. How many people did you have there? There was a lot. It was too many. Yeah. Yeah, you know, people are bad about RCP and the weather was kind of iffy yesterday.

So it's like I kind of think pillar to come, not sure. So I don't think I got enough food, but everybody seemed to be okay. So how many people do you have? 35? That's a lot. It was a lot of people. It was a lot of people.

Yeah. Well, it's good. It was fun time. Was it? I had a big fire pit and all that stuff. Nice. Yeah. What do you ask, was it?

You hear something? No, you just said that. You had a lot of people. Yeah. So I was crowded. I was doing a lot of. Nice. Yeah. What do you ask, was it? You hear something? No, you just said that. You had a lot of people. Yeah. Sounds crowded. I was doing a lot of running around. Yeah, I did sound crowded.

Yeah. I was doing a lot of running around. Interesting. We tried to do a fun thing last night where, do you like Uchi? That sushi restaurant? Of course. Do you ever have the Brussels sprouts that are there? Yeah, they're really fucking good.

They're really good. So we recreated the recipe last night and we made them. How did they taste? They were good. I thought they were good if Vonti was here you tell you they turned out pretty well got a thumbs up over here yeah rice you're saying thumbs up you actually ate food rising it was that one thing he was allowed to eat let's get we uh we should talk about uh we should get is the green screen set up yeah can we get we should talk about the rise munga and all of his weird, like, gobbins about his life. He's got so many weird gobbins.

Like, he can't smell. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go I hit the Dude, I'm a man that they got to make sure the mic's on the set it up. They got a whole process. Let's vamp while John gets set up. Let's talk shit about it. Let's think about this while John's getting up there. Let's think about this so we can talk about this when he comes on. It's like at what point there's a talented person and like an annoying person like when is it way out like I don't want this person in my life like this is too much talented too much overhead and it just overweighs like what they bring to your life like this.

To think about that me that bar is low For you that bar isn't the good A lot of people cross that But Gavin would be the kind of person that you'd say I don't talk to that person anymore He's saying why not Gavin it's like God they breathe too much That's it I would do it like for example the crutch that's the crutch thing if you're on crutches more than twice a year I'm done.

You're out. Yeah. I noticed me getting you out collection. Watch out, Collection. I would like to get a collection point there that Gavin used to know together and talking about, so like, what was the exit strategy like for Gavin? Like, well, we went out to a movie and then he went,

all right, bye, and then he left, and I never heard from again. Until you contacted me for this show, I didn't even know Gavin was alive. I just had no idea. I saw Facebook post once. It had 3,000 likes on it. Yeah, the relationship equivalent of dropping a little vial of smoke, and I just did, I'm gone. You're out. After the smoke's place. So we're ready for John over there. John, we're ready for you.

Look at this sour voice. Face it up. You were, you were preparing for me to John over there. John, we're ready for you. Look at this sour voice. Face it out. You were preparing for me to come over here. And then while I'm waiting over here, you bring up the subject of when does someone's creativity and annoying levels count about? That was the point. John, I'm only saying you're really fucking talented

because you're sure shit annoying to know. Yeah, the gluten free and everything. It's like how talented is John free? You don't need gluten. You should you should take that as a compliment. You're way more talented than annoying. So for those who don't know, the rise of my life makes all the graphic design stuff. He does all the shirts. He made the poster of the surgeon. Simulator one in like two seconds. He had it done pretty much the next day. He took the picture like two days. Come on. It was impressive. So it was actually funny, though, with that poster. I don't know about you.

I got the vibe from it. We had pretty much no interest in it whatsoever. But specifically, I'd say the main reason we did it was because it was the rise monger. He came over and he's just like, we got to take, I just want to do some photos. And I think we could make a poster. We could post it.

Yeah, I got all this shit, and we were like Fine we spent like 15 minutes over here and he took like 7,000 photos. Yeah, and then it was free Here, right it was fucking freezing in here Yeah, we're like, oh, let's put the fan on and that's when we threw the the white coats on over the scrub It's paid off the fucking free the white coats on all the scrubs. It paid off, that's what we were talking about. It made it so much more epic though. What's that? The fan was necessary.

Yeah, it was epic. It was, it was good. It's a great poster. Why is it going to talk about weird broken body and halogies and like lack of smell and gammie thumbs? Do it. What are thumbs? I got two different size thumbs.

What are you doing? What are you doing? Just do. What are you doing? I'm just doing it. What are you doing? I'm just doing it. I Got two different size thumbs Oh Oh My body is I like being I like being asymmetrical one Thank God it's your space bar thumb no, yeah, I gotta go around okay good Thank God it's your space bar thumb

No, I got it. I got it. Go ahead. Okay. Good. I got a lot of things going on It's all good Someone on Twitter says that not being able to smell is called what was it and not? Not to talk about not be a yeah, I was born without a sense of smell When did you realize okay? So I realized it when I was young But I kept it a secret tonight. I was probably about 11 how well how was how young is young like how do you like it so Okay, you know when you're young and you make like we okay or like when you're Gavin and you make weird like logic about stuff Yeah, like I thought at first you had to learn how to smell right and so I was like well

I just I probably got to you know you got to learn how to smell. Right. And so I was like, well, I just, I probably got to, you know, you got to learn how to tie your shoes. Like riding a bike. Yeah. You got to learn, so I didn't learn. And then once I figured out that like, everyone else can smell and I could, you know, you have that fear of being different when you're young. And so I just kept it quiet.

I was like, I didn't want to be weird. So kids must have walked into a room and been like, wow, it smells terrible in here. And you would just be confused. I would just go along. I'd be like, yeah, oh What's that smell like yeah, oh yeah, I agree just you can fake it really easily Did you keep it up smelling really you can fake smell really easily what did you ever get like messed up when people would like I mean like they describe a smell and you would go along with it

But you didn't understand exactly what they were talking about. I never understood anything. I still don't understand smell I don't know what the sensation is. Like, you don't know what BO smells like. Right. Or a fart. Things like deodorant stuff make no sense to me other than I'm told that I should be wearing. Like even like showering's weird to me.

Because I'm like, I can't smell. Like washing your clothes. In your defense, you are not a stinky person. So, good job. You're keeping it real. I bet your wife is there. She's what? I bet she could be a stinky person so good job. You're you're you're keeping it real. I bet your wife is there She's what I bet she could be a stinky person. She would never know because she's got like she's got a nose like a bloodhound I can't even get away with anything

You're fucking make you smell like shit. Yeah, but if I look with someone who couldn't smell I would be Fought on them con she sits on my lap all the time and farts on me. Oh She thinks it's hilarious. It's like some kind of power play. Yeah, see I would turn around to my friends all the time and I would be driving a car. I'd lock the windows and I'd fart and it'd be fine. They'd be in the hot box and they'd be like, hey let's go. So like if somebody said to you, hey like John I'm worried we just got done playing racquetball or foosball for the last two hours and I feel more than I stink and you're like no you're fine you just totally fake it right yeah

I would just make guesses you get 50 50 50 That's the ester I know that that says my words You're thinking you're not I don't know I don't know what I'm gonna smell like I'm gonna work inside for everything You're talking to a guy that farts and burps are just funny noises. Do you ever have moments of panic, like, oh, maybe I stink or something?

Like, if other people say something sounds really terrible, what's your initial reaction when you hear that? I just crossed the fingers, hope it's not me. There's nothing I can do about it. You have to have that office confidant that you can go to. Do I smell like shit Michael you be my Confidon yes, if you be honest Michael absolutely If I were you Gavin and I said hey Gav come here dude you you really listen to you Smell bad you should probably go home and take a shower because you you legitimately

Smell bad that would be embarrassing to you right like I wonder if you even have That cue like if I said hey John you're kind of stinky today go and take a shower legitimately smell bad. That would be embarrassing to you, right? Like, I wonder if you even have that cue. Like, if I said, hey, John, you're kind of stinky today, go on take a shower. That probably wouldn't be an embarrassing thing to you. No, I would be, it would be embarrassing, but I'd be happy that someone told me. Oh my God.

It would be even more embarrassing to me. I'm gonna mess with him. I might be remembering this wrong. I may have, I may be remembering this wrong, so correct me if I'm wrong, John. But John and I sit in the same general area at the studio. Yeah. And one day I think I heard you telling someone else that you don't ever shit in the studio because you don't know when it smells bad.

And you don't know how much conscious of it. You don't know how much air pressure to use. I have like, you don't know what you know with these spirits. Well, but I don't want to walk out of the bathroom. And then like someone like that scares the hell out of me is like walking out the bathroom and someone walking right behind me. And I don't know, I take those like for brief things and I'm like, well, that seems like enough.

I don't know. You must have taken the handle down and throw it in there. I was like, I like the idea that they're so smelly I asked them to go home and have a shower here. In the building. Or I'm saying, I'm just saying it's like, like if someone tells you you stink, like you know what that means. So I would take, I it. Oh god. Yeah, it's really it'd be yeah

You're no bad breath is yeah, I get worried about bad breath I tell people you want a regular base to the office day of bad breath I I like the idea of him being a kid and seeing like an air freshener add on TV I'm just watching his face be just so confused about what he's looking at. Because if you don't smell, you wouldn't understand what that is. I don't know. I wonder if anybody is hiding it and they're now coming to terms with it

because you're coming out. Do you think there's any top level government officials or celebrities that are gonna come out and be like, I can't smell? Like Brad Pitt's gonna be like, I never could. Yeah, you think Obama's gonna do 10 grand a month and that's helping people to get a good smell. There's so many of these guys. God, I never could. Yeah, you think Obama's been doing like 10 grand a month and that's helping to make it a chance, man. Oh, I see.

Somebody's got a, got a, yeah. No one can know the leader of the free world has an Samia and Masia. Well, you're giving me, I was like, the right smoker when he's growing up, and someone was like, got your nose, it's like, fucking keep it. I'm kidding.

No, no. You're not making me kidding. I have told several people that I can't smell and they're like why do you have a nose then? I have got that response I told the wind in a bottle of water because well, how did you drink water? Right, so if you squeeze if you squeeze your nose do you sound more nasal? No, no, well, yes If you squeeze your nose, do you sound more nasal? No, no, well yes. Yes. That's just air passing through.

No, but I will say that I always got pissed when people said when you're taking medicine to plug your nose and you won't taste it. I taste it every single time. So you're sending tastes to super strong? I don't know about super strong. I'm not like a superhero or something. You thought to replace the sense of smell? Yeah I can taste though I can actually take some sand like Better you know the Senses we have what how many senses we have five no what do we got oh wait more than five here we go go ahead Letter to the senses guys school us all right

John your body get off the hook here by the way Okay, temperature right Right The sense of temperature Sean, you're about to get off the hook here by the way. Well, okay, temperature. Right? That's really thin! That's the sense of temperature. That's one. Temperatures like spatial awareness. Spatial awareness, okay.

If your eyes are closed, you know where your nose is. Two. Yeah. Temperature and spatial awareness. And that's the sense. If you wouldn't have it, you'd be like, oh wait, I missed. Yeah. Temperature.

Always knowing where you are in relation to your nose What these are real senses here we are we're counting them too you said it's way more than five Give it one of the five basic ones. Just run through real fast. What are the five basic? What's why them the big hits the big one the boring old ones? Yeah, sorry in that smell. Sight on that smell. Touch. Touch. Hearing. I hope we're not offending you, John. Back to talking about this. All right, yeah, and then temperature.

So up to seven. And spatial relation. I don't know what that one's cool, but it is a sense. What else? Keep going. I don't know. But this low is just like 30 or something. You got 30.

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No one's got that quiz going. Oh my god. It's not the moment the whole time. Oh god. Holy shit. I can't imagine what that's like honestly can't like if but if I had to give up a sense Totally would be smell It's you better off you're better off dude. Yeah, cuz we're gonna just we're gonna smell do you balance is one food That would only makes you hungry when you don't you get the food. It's good That only makes you hungry when you don't even get the food. It's good. Yeah, you get it

If you're in the danger zone It's true that you die that way. I'm stuck in a room full of fumes Sofa somebody somebody was telling me I can't remember who was I'm not talking about we were talking about no We've ever been a room full of sulfur I know I do have a story about how I almost got in danger with a lack since the smell. I was vacuuming one time in my house. This is so good.

I was vacuuming. And it was at my parents' house when I was younger. And my mom comes up and she's like, stop vacuuming. And I'm like, what? And she turned over the vacuum. It was on fire inside the vacuum. Like something was short-circeting. And there was like smoke.

And I was like, hey, whatever. This is great. I couldn't smell the smoke. You were blind. It wasn't enough to be seen. It was like enough in there was like fusing and melting vacuum. So if you have the gas on, I mean the kitchen you'd be boned. Yeah. If what? If you like the gas on, because they had that smell. Yeah. So you can tell. We were talking about this at the office and somebody said they had a friend of theirs

who couldn't smell and I was like some school project or something or whatever and I think I think Lindsey was talking about it And they had to like paint something and And kids are like, oh, I have her paint because she can't smell so like put her in the room to paint and somebody's like what oh god No I'm not Dead They don't know when to leave. They're like, oh my God.

So would you still get, would you still get the headache? Yes. You would. Yes. You're inhaling the fumes. Because you're not breathing oxygen. Yeah, you're breathing the fumes. You're just not smelling them.

You never smelled anything. No, it's born without it. Yeah, it's lean. No. Not even just like, maybe you know, I would, it's part, it's part of a syndrome I have I can't smell it Oh, you know be awesome. They fix it's like you ever see the videos of the 40-year-old lady who's like hearing for the first time She's like, oh what oh, she's like boo. It's amazing

Can you imagine if you made somebody smell for the first time they go oh? It would depend on what's in the video thing you should do is go to the east coast It would depend on what's in the individual video. The first thing you should do is go to the east coast It's just smelling yeah I guess you learn what smells good and bad Or you learn just to like filter it out like you don't even notice like the world could just constantly stink But you smelled it your whole life and you just like ignore it. Yeah, it's to a fart You know there was a I forget what book it was I read a book where And it was a fictional book, But I thought it was a really engrossing account of a guy who went back in time and he got really fucked up because he went back to

Basically before electricity was a thing and he wasn't used to suddenly being thrown into a non-electric world where it's like All of a sudden he was there and there was like no just general hum to the world Like satellites and all like stars in the distance. Yeah, the guy just like had that feeling of you know, just like something's in a world where there's no electronics Crickets were about existence. Why crickets were about yes, they were about So it's like the default background sound for any night, isn't it? Someone tweeted at us that Temperature is not touch you morons have a computer with internet in front of you Google it how John I have a question

I have a question John does Pe front of you Google it. John, I have a question. What's that for sure? I have a question, John. Does Peppa make his sneeze? I like it if I ingest it, yeah. What? It's not a matter of smelling the pepper. If she breathed it in. Yeah, it's getting in your nose.

That's like a feeling sensation. That's not the smell of it. It's like getting pepper in your nose. You know, I actually forgot because it's so weird You know like whenever we talk to John occasional blood blah blah blah blah and he'll say something like We have the front of a regular human right he fools you with his normal looking facade So the other day uh, we said we made it are you right? What's matter? I'm just reading why wouldn't temperature be touch?

Gonna give like touch a pan and a tot I I'm such a temperature. Ambient temperature. Ambient is touching the air. That's the only thing you're touching. But you're not feeling it. You're feeling it with your skin. You're sensing it. You know, technically, I hate to bring this up because it's going to gross. Uh, but taste is

really just like feeling food with your tongue. It isn't though. That's exactly what it is. It's different. It's like how it matches up with your tongue. No, it's like little building. It's like a piece of ham. Imagine it's pushing a square square finger. It's like feeling it. And it's just how it matches up with your toes. No, it's like a little building. It's like a piece of ham. Imagine a squab. It tells you a bunch of fingers, like feeling it.

And it just like it's so seated as a taste. It's disgusting. It's super, it's like the shot. They just got to John put his fingers in his mouth. Like all we were talking about. Now he's doing it over there. Smelling is like a feeling as well, because you're actually just the receptors of your nose

are feeling the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, of your nose are are feeling the yeah and you're always a fine of life. You're a nose, not mine. Are you missing the receptors or is your brain messed up? It's a it's part of a bigger problem. It's part of a whole bigger problem. That's just like the the anatomy is like the tip of the iceberg like the thumbs those are just those are just those are the surface level. You also can't eat anything. Right. I have a good knowledge you too i mean i can't process gluten what's gluten

it's a part of the region that's found in a lot of uh... like uh... grains like wheat and barley and stuff he kind of bared nobody's barley anymore to the meat meat of a times you're drinking barley yeah but nobody said well we made it a thing gavin ever since that team leds action news video where you kicked the coffee on his desk, which is great. It became a thing to like fuck with John's desk.

So now that there's 800 million people working here, sometimes I gotta go upstairs to the bathroom and use the potty because the two potty's downstairs are taken. You're not allowed to go duty upstairs because it's just really good to talk about the bathroom. Yeah, well, so I gotta go upstairs. But every time I go upstairs and John's not at his desk, it's just like, well, what am I gonna do this time? You know, you just gotta do something. It's bad when, because you can eat a mess with John, or you can mess with Emily, when that both gone upstairs is so boring. Yeah. Right. So, I'm not gonna mess with you. It's got to be too much. Yeah. All right.

So I go to the bathroom, I go potty, and I'm just like, yeah, this will work. And I grabbed like the forbrees and I hose down his desk for like 30 seconds. We're like, I was like, yeah, it was bad. As I was walking away and then I'm like, yeah, and I don't get him. Totally fucking free. I'm gonna be able to smell it. Now, I didn't even know that. I was there. I saw you doing it. What's it fucks you doing that? Totally forgot. It's funny though, because you're like, I didn't even know that I was there I saw you doing

Holy forgot it's one of those because you're like I didn't smell it. You're just like what taste weird You can totally taste it. Did I say it was like coating your desk? Oh You're probably eating it Oh God, that's awful. Well, you know all right. It's not better next time. Let me read this thing I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Dollar Shave Club Why are Razor so damn sorry why are Razor so darn expensive? I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Dollar Shave Club. Why are Razors so damn sorry why are Razors so darn expensive? Oh God, it's weeks. Maybe it's because those billion dollar shave companies overload their Razors with ridiculous

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How long do you think he was sitting on it? He was waiting for that. So he's nose-warranted. Just smile. For everything else, it just doesn't smell. Yeah, I got that. It was worth it to the joke, though. No, it wasn't.

He's worth it worth it was not you all making up for the fact that barbers not you feel like your body has complicated in any way for the fact that you can't smell like are your other senses heightened like your sense of temperature I really know where my nose is I think sense of upside downness is one as well oh shit but you know what you know what I have to upside down. Would you be affecting my tear gas the way that other people are? Well, today I imagine.

I imagine onions affect me. On you do affect you? Yeah, I think the tea is no upside. I think tear gas works by affecting the mucus membranes, which is independent of the... Maybe he doesn't have those. Yeah, but it would affect the eyes, too. So can you take out the smell of a human?

Like you remove the eyes, you can't see. Would you do that? Would you get your smell removed? Like a smell like to me? Yeah, can you you take out the smell of a human? Like you remove the eyes you can't see would you do that would you get your smell room like a smell like to me? Yeah, can you get a smell like what if you'll notice you cut away? Maybe it's a part of your brain. It's a connection in your brain that you get rid of so you can't just scrape out a nose and then it's done Square it's like sure at some point enough damage would make it's like diffusing a bomb It's gonna cut the red wire like if he's got me cut the nose wire one part of your body sees I'd point here to my eyes. he said my taste is on my tongue. It's like an emerging brain. And I do my fingertips.

Yeah, but where's your smell center? Like is it up here in the bridgey, like I say right here, right? Well, there's different areas, like the front smells different stuff to the top. That's why you get used to some smells because something happens, right? Well, that's like taste.

We've taste your tongue taste different stuff in different spots. It's the same with your eyes like the cone see different stuff to the uh what's the other thing in your eyes? Rods. Rods. Yeah come on don't do it. I'm sorry. Don't do it. I really want to see where that was going. Your eye cones. Your nose cones. So you get more use of smells in the front of your nose what smells I think the different heights up your nose smell different types of stuff.

So it's like, kind of like taste buds are laid out differently on your tongue to say what your nose is? It's like long-distance smell. And... Hey, have you ever tried those magic berries that change your taste buds? No.

We tried those in the podcast, I want to remember? Yeah, we never released that. Oh, why not? Uh-huh. I've still got the video footage. You never tried that? No. We just tried to see if it works on you. Yeah. That would be crazy. It's a miracle, Barry. It changes the way your tongue interacts with food. So it's not a miracle. The taste of the taste of it. Oh, I remember

you guys talking about that. Yeah, it's a we got some one time. Yeah, I've got some in my desk right now, I think we need lemons. They were tasted like he wants to be very sick out of my desk. They've only been there like a year. I'll eat them. No, it's like a little tablet. You know about you? We were talking about stuff before. You don't want your toes or anything? I have something to ask you. What was the last shot that you made?

Say this one. I look even better in slow motion. We have a new shot. I'm going to promote it right now. You're good. Can I just say that Michael and Gavin should be the shirt models for all of our shirts? Because all those fun, Michael and Gavin, you, that's you. Yeah.

So, we haven't taken the picture yet. We haven't taken the picture yet. Yeah, we haven't taken the picture yet. We haven't taken the picture yet. We haven't taken the picture yet. It's just, every time you guys take a photo together. This guy makes the magic happen. Did you see that pencil photo

with the team nice dynamite shirt? That was like the greatest photo we ever took. Somebody should slap that on the screen somewhere. Yeah, we were out in front of the building and we did one picture and Gavin jumped up straight in the air like a pencil and he just kind of tilted to the side and I think you said we should do it. Yeah, I used to do it with money like four years ago. Yeah, we should do that.

There's a bunch of ones where Gavin's floating in mid-air. Every thing on that stupid where I shouldn't be pictures The keep sending me yep, I don't sound Lindsey sent me like we're different places. I shouldn't be yeah But it's from the old Congress office out the back and there's one in the alley to one of you floating Yeah, but good ones in the hallway actually yeah, it's funny just to jump until that's like the Leonardo DiCaprio picture They do the same thing. He's got a picture like that. Oh, good plastered everywhere. Yeah, that's basically where they got the idea from I think and then did that with you. Oh, so they're asking me to

Make sure I read your shirt since I look even better in slow motion. There you go I messed a total lot is that this week's t-shirt to you. It's a total. Why? Yeah, sure is I look awful, but we took one photo where we both jumped and tilted I was like you go one way out of the other way one Fucking try Yeah, great photo. Great. Well was like you go one way out of the other way. One fucking try Yeah, great photo. Well, then what you got for this one's great, too I think it's this one where you're like this and you're leaned all the way back for the emergency I'm pointing at the foot on a hole and he's pretending to fall down the hole

I thought it was fucking funny the photo spot just funny dude made me laugh you guys you bear shirt Why didn't I model a shit? What's that? I I am too important I haven't done one a long time the famous one is the one that haunted me for ever is me with fucking cooking the cooking with the stomp and modeling the hoodie like a gangster that one's better out for fucking ever so I think I got gun shy of that thing appearing everywhere there's been a lot of people can do it we should fucking put up you want to do one Bernie fucking Captain America a Blaine in one you want to model this one that one I want that would a particular

I think you're just a way you're You know, I don't know. Yeah, we haven't done this one yet Gab. Oh, that means you have to wear this tomorrow. Don't I we can get you another shirt gamma or you can fucking wash it Yeah, it's true. You go home and wash it tonight. Right Bring an extra shirt. All right. Your wife said it's had how long how much longer you bachelor rice monger another week and a half you said get the fuck out of your wife's gone for two weeks straight i'm pretty sure she left you bro

yet you're gonna find out we have for god's like three months now she's out there i'm gonna meet up with them in california in a week and a half and i'll be with them for a while all right well okay was like the eighteen hundred you know i'll be with her

you're in a fortnight West how many times have you monked it since she's gone. It's a great question. How many times you monked it? Tired to count. It's got to be on a regular You used the big thumb all the little thumbs big thumb on the little thumbs. Hahaha. Hahaha. Wait, it's going to be wet. What is the thumbs serve with when you monkey? It's going up your

ass, John. Definitely the size deep profile. Did you really think you were challenged to get Evan on that? I just want an explanation. He brings it up. Alright. Straight to it every time. Upward silence. It's only awkward could you point it out guys be what is this fucking coast

right over it sure we're gonna cost a right here makes a point for what we're just like move straight on so we had a kind of an announcement today we had a dilemma in that uh... our good friend mr. Chris hardwick uh... invited us to go on his show at midnight comedy central show we're gonna be

i actually don't know when the show airs but it's gonna tape tape, May 14th, we're going out to LA to tape it. And they said we could start promoting it, like talking about our appearance on there, but there were tickets available to go see this thing. We had this dilemma because we knew as soon as we put up the tickets were available, we were afraid that like, people who are nowhere near LA, like as far as like the UK or Australia,

we're just book tickets just for the fuck of it. And then they wouldn't go, and then we'd have studio audience with people that, you know, an empty studio audience. There's always a standby lines at those kind of things. So I was just more afraid that we'd be like, there were people in LA that would wanna go,

and then wouldn't go, cause there's no tickets, and there would be a bunch of people who don't know what Rishi Dith is and we can get to see us on the show. So, but then I got leaked somehow. Somehow somebody found out about it and posted it today. So we kind of had like very quickly all of a sudden.

We were like going through all these like, you tweeted it. Plans, like, saw it. Yes, because I saw it. That's because I saw it. Right. So as soon as I saw it, then I immediately went out and did it. If you live in the LA area and would like to see us on May 14th, you can get tickets. Is he going to touch us like that?

Oh, mine there. Yeah, we will be touched. Don't touch your mind. But if you do not live in the LA area please do not waste a ticket. Gavin, do you think that he maybe got that idea from our poster? Because that seems pretty similar to what I was doing in the poster. I think you saw that and was like how I'm sure that with Chris when I see him. Just saying. So going back to an earlier conversation I was talking I said earlier there's something I want to talk about MMOs. I showed you this video earlier of that, uh,

was fucked up Korean MMO, uh, that's in beta. Don't show Monti this by the way. He'll get lost in this if you show Monti. Uh, and it's just like, it was a video that shows the character's creation and the character creation is so detailed. It's like, you can customize the way your characters hair rests. Yes. Like how it feathers out. Oh, yeah. You're getting rid of their sense of smell. You want to? Um, but it's like a ton of options.

You can get it like really, truly design the character. Like, almost every part of the body, you can adjust the size of it and the length and proportions. That's too much freedom for a guy to have a girl character. It's inexplicable, but you can actually like pose them too. Like, I don't know why you want to do that. I just watched the kinks in like way behead, go up and down the strands of hair.

Yeah. There's a thing like, I don't know why I've never seen a video game before. I don't know if you go forward in that video. There's a part where they get to the point where they put a heart tattoo. And it's like, it's on the right thigh of the female character. And then you know how when you have a tattoo in a game, it's like, oh, do you want it on the right leg or the left leg and it's like it's on the right thigh of the female character and then you know how when you have a tattoo in a game it's like oh do you want it on the right leg or the left leg and it goes over here or the right arm left arm or the back and that

Nope, you just take it and slide it all across put the tattoo exactly where you want to put it on the character model Like I've never seen once I saw it was like I that's so simple Why isn't that an every video game like why do I have to have my tattoo in the set position? You know, you said it was like for cosplayers. Like you could even design the size of your pupil. That shape of your bowl. And have your shapes and designs in the pupil also. Gavin, you could set it so the,

I can't think of the word, the infotography, but you can set the shape of the reflection that's in the eye, the light reflection. You can also place that reflection. Yeah. So if you want like a heart shaped star reflection in the eye, you can set that and put it in there. It's like,

The people get lost in this customization. Yeah, it looks like that would be a game by itself, is like make yourself in this character generator. Everyone is at what games it is. I think it's called Black Desert. It's in beta in Korea. I don't know that it's even got US launch. I think they're only doing the beta in Korea and I read that they have a publishing publisher in Russia and they're working on a Russian localization and they still don't have a North American publisher.

So I mean, not even come out. Somebody of my... Somebody of my character creation thing. Yeah, but we'll put it in the link dump And they also had some beta gameplay footage the game looks gorgeous really really beautiful game So it's crazy to think that you know normally you play an MMO and there's like Ten templates or something and you just like kind of modify them a little change And you spend about an hour and a half just doing that yeah, right?

So imagine that who you jump into an MMO with thousands of people and everyone is fucking different as shit It's like walking down the street where everyone just looks yeah totally different. You can make you exactly probably It's not gonna be a huge performance problem. Could you think that right? That's exactly what I was saying is like how the fuck Does it like rendering all of this difference? With you it would have to be loading all the haze you face up to I don't know if they've got the technology for that yet The moon expansion pack in the future. They A lot of the initial models that you're showing in other words is very beautiful women and they were going to be like resizing and then he starts switching to guy models and it's like the first

model they switched to was like a huge like giant gallant looking dude that was completely ripped like a not like gallant from the world of the means but a gallant and it was just like I was like oh so you can make just about any kind of character or at least the baseline models they have make it so you can make just about any kind of character or at least the baseline models They have make it so you can make just about any kind of character what I love was that by default the All the female characters when you were creating them all wore high heels No matter what and then all of the male characters were of course like super tough and super buff guys

Suit like totally playing up to those stereotypes but it looks like you're a buff guy yeah I look like a playing video game I look at mark just like Marcus Phoenix from Gears War that's an attainable body type you know what you know what high heels that's what I want to see I want to see you make your your buff Marcus Phoenix dude and where hot high heels. There's suits are just like I feel like they'd walk like Eggman You know what I mean like the like waddle like they look like they're five times the size

Damn big the beginning of the fifth element. I've seen the whole fifth element. I actually watch past the beginning I saw the six element. Yeah, you see the beginning of the fifth. Yeah, that's the weird is six element yeah see the beginning of the fifth yeah that's the weird his thing what yeah but I mean it's like did you see the you see the development well I was being specific about which part the bit with the plate from the first half is during the video the equivalent of saying did you did you uh did you watch the middle of star wars somebody they saw the movie you just assume that Michael

stopped watching and it's a boy I'm just being specific beginning of the fifth element is nothing like the saw in the movie? I don't know if I'm looking to say. You just assume that Michael starts watching and it's a boy. I was spinning, specifically. Beginning of the fifth element is nothing like the rest of the movie. I mean, yeah, it is. Watch me. I did not like the rest of the movie. But he had a desert and the point from the Vicar of Dipli

is like going from the... Yeah, there's an alien in it. Is that what you're talking about, the guy? The big, the bastard aliens that walk in, they're like that. Is, are the bastard aliens different from the alien I was like you're talking about the alien right now the Boston alien With a use it right there's only one alien

The bigger of TV there's a guy in an alien well the fuck you're the one who fucking said it was it Bigger of deeply the bigger of dbly. Oh fuck me right Bigger of Dibbley. The Vickr of Dibbley, oh fuck me, right? It's a great shot. So what are you to say about the beginning of the fifth element? I think you're in the middle of the room. Did the guy wobbles? Is what he was like.

You even know what he was going to say. Dude, you know, it's so bad. Like, how much I know about Gavin's brain from sitting next to him like all day every day for like two years where even things that have nothing to do with me I will like interject in and just solve before it gets to Gavin just because eventually it's gonna come back to me case in point we filmed something the other day and Kara was like we need you to get brown shoes do you have brown shoes I mean I don't have any she's's like a response to this after we off. And I'm like, oh, fuck.

Like already, I'm like, for him, because I know he's gonna complain. I'm like, I thought he wasn't getting shoes. And she's like, yeah, you know, I got him anyway. I talked to him, though. So, because I came over to the studio to try him on. So she asked me if I could go get Gavin to come back and try him on.

I'm like, he's never gonna come back. Give me the shoes. I'll bring him to him. He's just not gonna come back. And so she says, okay, she gives me the shoes. I go over into the office, Gavin sitting there and say, Gavin, try these shoes on. I'm not gonna do it.

I'm like, just try the fucking shoes on. He takes them out of the box, puts the shoe next to his shoe and goes, it'll fit. I'm like, you take your fucking shoe off and you try it on. So then he tries it on. I'm like, oh, it fits there. I'm like, thank you. And then I leave and I come back to care. I'm like, take your fucking chew off and you try it on so he tries and I said all right fit there I'm like thank you and then I leave and I come back to care. I'm like you shoes fit

Here's why just because I it will take him like a week to do that. I know it would see boy Brown shoes with a white soul It's the exact shoes I wear We're supposed to wear matching shoes. Here's a question for you. Here's your brown and mine were brown All right Here's a question for both of you Right in the paintball immersion what shoes was I wearing? This one's a little nobody look to the shoes. He was just answered. We're in blue shoes We wearing blue shoes

Oh Shit And even in this one I think you can agree it's a little bit of Real free to have matching outfits and shoes at least I'm just a point. I'm sorry. Well, I didn't mean blue Shots down something wrong. Thanks That's an eye for detail there still try a lot of shoes try not anything sucks It sucks hook. I want to get dressed once it at day 15 seconds of his time. It was a fat though. Yeah, it was such a fat poor Gavin such a for he had to take a shoe off. Don't you He had to put another shoe on it. Don't you fucking hate that it was one fucking

show I still hate it. I still hate it. I get dressed every day. It's gonna be on to the laces I've already worked and I'm editing Shut up. How long how long were you where like a set of clothing that you have? Before you go shopping for new clothes. Oh, I've got like this palette of clothes I've got right now. It's like aside from the new roosty stuff like seven years old Yeah, until it tears or is stained or is just unusable I have I have some shirts that are almost 20 years old I'm sure it's nine years old the one I'm wearing right here literally has a date on it's 2005 right there

I will wear clothes until they go below 50% of Of course they were yeah What's that half of what what's that covering Less than 50% of what they said 50% of a pair of jeans would look like real one leg Fucking dick would be like all over Well, not that way more like that I know didn't these pants used to be shorts This shorts is to be panther

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I'm trying the product. Yeah, right you know it's like a demonstration It is a demonstration. I know we all know you're eating it. You have to fuck you do it into the mic We have to see you eating or to hear you eating it Listening to people eat is like sunflower kernel That's good right in the shoe So last night after Game of Thrones did you buy any chance to watch Silicon Valley? I haven't taped, but I haven't watched it yet. Because we won, DBR, whatever, shut the fuck up.

We, uh, I'm old. You're watching the same thing, too. We watch it on the lay. The way this setup is to watch Game of Thrones outside, the way we do it. We have a screen outside projector, and they got to record in the cable box, and they got to run it outside. This is really relevant to what I'm talking about. And then they gotta record in the cable box, and they gotta run it outside. This is really relevant to what I'm talking about. And then I gotta run the cable out.

So, on the delay, so I have this show right here, Silicon Valley, I have a DVR. Recourse. And you want it like that on your DVR, because. Tastes faster to say. You should appreciate it. You have it taped because you don't want to deal with HBO GO, because you know it's gonna

fucking crash. I only think you have ever even activated my HBO GO account. It's really easy. Cause I have hooli-plus. Is it? I have a... I have bad involve. I think it's just the same about the Xbox One.

I really? I don't watch me. Go on. The Blu-ray play is no good. What problem are you... I've been having a problem with the Blu-ray play, what problem are you having? If I haven't rebooted, like pulled the plug from my Xbox,

the frame rate is... Is... Is TURD? Yeah. And in the frame rate is is turd really? Yeah, and In the middle of me watching a movie the other day I had to restart because the frame rate was guff and then I got about halfway through the movie it just goes Blu-ray play an easy update in the middle of the movie and I was like what and I pressed update it forgot where I was in the movies I have to fast what it's like why wait what do I want to update your voice? It's gonna play it in the movies have to fast what it's like why what what an update for it's gonna play it in the exact same way So I have not had a frame rate problem. I have other issues with it. Why you say no to the update then I can't do it. Can you I can't do it. Well, maybe that maybe the

I will stop everything I'm doing to update a piece of it. Maybe the except for Java I will stop everything I'm doing so The maybe the update will fix your frame rate problem. It didn't. If I've been using my Xbox for a long time and haven't been in the Blu-ray app, like I've been in another stuff, it runs like this. I have a problem with the Blu-ray player

in that it doesn't play 3D Blu-rays. So you can't watch the 3D version of Gravity. You put it in, it says this player doesn't support 3D Blu-rays. So they say they're gonna add it in the future. Which is fine, another problem I have with the Bl Rai player is, you know, on the Xbox One, like everything's kind of running. Like you quit your Blue Rai player, you go to a game. So it's like if you hit like, play all-

That's crazy, by the way. I come back to like a Assassin's Creed 4. I just come back after 12 hours. Yeah, and you need a exact same space. I have issues with it though. So it's like, you're watching Game of Thrones, you can hit like, play all episodes. And then you're done, you're like, I'm done with that, if something to go play Titanfall. Then when you come back to Game of Thrones, it's like,'re watching Game of Thrones. You can hit like play all episodes And then you're done you like I'm done with that up so I'm gonna go play Titanfall Mm-hmm, then when you come back to game of Thrones like oh, okay

I'm gonna hit play all again and it'll pick up where it left off. Nope It acts like it has no idea that you've even been watching Yeah, so because it probably finished and went through on its own also for some reason Titanfall thinks I've played it for like a hundred hours. Oh really? I have it It's just because like I'm done with it like I'm gonna watch TV now and it just is running still here's another thing I've noticed with the Blu-ray player. I've been watching a lot of movies recently So I'll I'll finish a movie It may be like pause it in the credits and then do something else then I'll think

Seven playing time for then I'll think I'm gonna watch another movie So I take the disc out put the new one in I go back to Blu-ray player and it's still paused on the disc There isn't in anymore and that crashes the app. It just can't do anything. It'll play for like five seconds and then be like, oh, you have to start the app. I'd rather have a crash and tell me insert the Blu-ray. I guess, swap it back out again.

I found that somewhere. That's something similar happened where I had disc three of Game of Thrones in. I was like, okay, time for the next disc. I put disc four in, then I went through the menu and then I said, okay, why don't you see episode? It said, insert disc four. I was like, it's already in there. Because it thinks disc three is disc four in, then I went through the menu and then I said, okay, wanna watch this episode? He said insert disc four. I was like, it's already in there. Because it thinks disc three is the...

Right, so I ejected it. And I'm like, no, that's disc four. I put disc four in, he'd play. Insert disc four. Like, did you have to restart the app? I had to, yeah, I had to fucking unplug it. Here's another thing that annoys me. Sometimes, I use voice commands all the time.

I rarely have a controller on, especially when I'm flipping back from TV to Blu-ray and stuff like that. So I'll say Xbox watch TV. Sometimes it'll misunderstand me and take me to an app that I've not used. So it might think I said Xbox play music. You think people watch you on an Xbox right now?

I'm gonna be crazy sorry, but I'm sorry for all that. So music needs an update. From that screen, you can't use voice controls. Really? So it's like update or cancel and I'm like Can't You can say the name of the console. Did you say the name? That's how you activated what you say the name of the console Xbox. Yes. There you go Yeah, I've done that I went Xbox select try and get the thing internal green

Nope, you just have to go and plug it in control from that screen you can't Probably say Xbox home right? Don't always bring you back. Everybody's fucking good ballistic at home right Xbox off Yes, Xbox off. Yes. Yes Every episode ever showing no there was an episode of what was it go when we were playing and I like no, that was an episode of what was a go when we were playing and I think I said to you like I tried to turn your Xbox off and I go that's box off and it went for both of ours and immediately we started panicking and since everyone was yelling because there was like you know six people recording we're like no no and Ryan screaming yes Gavin

and I for like 10 seconds are like no no no no and then it cuts to my footage and I move the cursor and I'm like oh fuck we're holding controllers You can see it a hit no we're all screaming no for 10 seconds because we're fucking idiots. That's really funny So you've done bitchin about your very specific problems on the blue rear part? Yeah, I'll bitch about ps3 now, which I probably be a three. It's actually started with a very similar issue where I've been playing Final Fantasy X the HD remake just came out like two weeks ago So I've been playing that and

My PlayStation's been on for like 10 days. I've just leave it on. I just don't give a shit So I went to play the other day in the frame rate, which is fucking due to like the background kept like moving So I figured I probably just need to restart the console So I save it I restart the console and then when I restart it It tells me that there's an update I have and I'm like well, you know, I'm never I never fucking do updates I'm in between the game now, so now I'll do the update go for it So I do the update it downloads Console restarts and then it's got to install it so it starts installing I'd say maybe it takes like four

Five minutes gets a 73 73% and then it freezes. And it's just stuck, it's 73%. Then I get an error code and then it counts down like from 60 seconds and says, oh, we're gonna restart and try it again. Restarts, installs again, 70% fails again. I'm like, motherfucker, I think it did one more time and then it just says, oh, okay, here's your error code.

Try turning your console off and then unplug it for a couple of minutes, plug it back in. I do that like three times, still doesn't work. So now all it says is basically, here's your error code, go fucking call customer service. That's what it says. Yeah, that's what it should say, fuck off. You know, it's always like, it can't even tell you,

like, I found the solution. I don't know why it just doesn't fucking say that. It gives me a 12 digit number of numbers and letters so instead of calling that i go first i'll just google it because hopefully somebody else had this problem within like five minutes i i shouldn't even fucked around at all the first time i got the error code within five minutes i find a topic from two thousand ten where someone has the same problem and i've just grown down one page and most of it's all bullshit i get to the very bottom says, oh, a friend of mine just went through the same thing. You can't have any SD components or any USB devices plugged in.

And I looked down and I have my USB for my controller charger. So I unplug it and I restarted and do everything. And the whole time I'm thinking, like the internet's fucking amazing. That would take me forever on the phone, I'd call on somebody, customer service, doesn't that, blah, blah, blah, blah, Gavin gets 70% fucking free the phone. I'd like calling somebody, customer service, doesn't have bubble. Gavin gets 70% fucking freezes again.

So then I'd lose it all over again. Now I really am fucked. And I'm about 150 hours in this game. I really all I care about is the save data. My PlayStation is a Model 1. It's an eight year old PS3. I got it about a month after PS3 came out. So if it died whatever, but I'm pissed off

because it's broken from a fucking update. And now I can't even get to the home screen. So, I just checked this to double check. I opened the cover. There's a fucking SD card plugged in too. Motherfucker, it's like seven years I haven't used it. I unplugged that, restarted one more time, and then it fucking updates. Really? It's amazing. So I was like, why did the PlayStation say unplug your shit? Yeah. Like, hey, unplug something if it's plugged in in the front of it. I spent like an hour and 20 minutes on Saturday afternoon dealing with it yeah

I got it back but I'm like I just want fucking play video again have you done all your lightning yet I did it yeah I did it how long did I take you it took me it took me a couple days I left I moved on and I bitched out and I came back and I did like the bitch method because there's you can just dodge it On reflexes, but there's also one specific spot where like when you run over it It will always try or like 99% of the time sometimes it doesn't and you kind of panic But one spot more or less it will always strike So you know to hit X like before you even see it

You know what I mean? Like you don't even need to see the flash like I said I had that HD problem where there was a lag It didn't even matter because I knew when they Like I said, I had that HD problem where there was a lag. It didn't even matter because I knew when they hit X and you just put on no encounter armor and I got it in like 15 minutes. It kind of pissed me off at how easy it was because I was being stubborn and I just wanted to get it and I wasted three days on it, but I fucking got it.

And yeah, I'm probably still about another hundred hours from finishing that game. It's a long fucking game. There's one, the thing I'm doing right now besides finishing up the N Quest stuff is, you get these weapons that let you catch monsters, so you need to capture them for the monster arena to do a bunch of other shit, and you need to catch ten monsters of every single monster in the game. So I'm revisiting all the areas, and it's random spawns.

Sometimes you run around for five hours, hours just like I need one more bird I need one more fucking bird you're fucking loon at you yeah yeah it's such a waste of time but it's it's not even any Achiements you just been trophy but here's the thing it's crazy to me because it's the thing that I always did in a video game when I was younger before trophies and Achiements existed because there was such a thing as a hundred percent And there was nothing else it was all you could say is I did everything and that was it right and that's why when it She-man came out I love the chee-man's because that's what I always love to do in video games I'm like now there's an outlet for getting everything so now it's really cool to go back to a remake of a game that was before Trophies and now it has them so I'm like I have to fucking do everything I would have done everything before trophy existed

It's fun. I like it. All right. Yeah, I'm glad you didn't lose your safe. Yeah, so am I by the way that first PS3 is by far the best looking the little ones they made off That's the best looking but it does I've got that one too I would don't yeah, the thing is it's fucking loud man. I'll every time I come home because I was leaving I walk in here Like in the living really I don't even need my to see to my house Did you have it for more than a year? You might want to clean out the air vents. That's the problem I had with mine is fucking the air gets clogged and I can guarantee that I was getting my PS3 slim That's what you call I think so the later edition one that's slim

I didn't that one was dying when I was on the last DLC For last of us And I just had to like fight through there just shut off and I was like I finally went back to Ashley's launch PS3 to finish it out that game. Do you remember the second PS1 they actually cool to the PS1? Yeah, that was cool Yeah, I was sleep the way the little little model the I'm not on my new controller after that. There it is Why made it white? Custom PS4 controller. I feel like we should talk about girls. Why who's the hottest chicken game at Thrones? Who's not a chicken? We did a palette cleanser after all that fucking mission about video games. Marjorie Tyrell. I'm I'm totally in your camp

No, I'm telling you can't she's not perfect. I feel like in your camp. No, I'm telling your camp. She's not perfect. I feel like. I feel like I'm like, what's the name? Melee Clark. Yeah, D'Nareth. Yeah, I feel like she's most symmetrical. She's not perfect. Pretty hot. Uh, she looks like, here's a problem. I don't like when someone is on camera and they play a character. I don't like it when they're hotter than that character. Like when you're in a movie or a TV show, you should reach your maximum hotness potential. You shouldn't be hotter in real life than you are That's you yeah, well it's a waste of time. Everybody's working at this stuff. That much people working Michael It's like and she's hotter. She's hotter in real life than she is as diner

Is there hair naturally? Well, you show me the dancing eyebrows. Yes, I said that to Patrick Did I say the thing of her eyebrows damn the most expressive eyebrows I've ever seen a Life I'm gonna send you right now Patrick, but uh maybe we'll get it up. It's a gift that we can put up Yeah, her eyebrows are just like unbelievably expressive. No, I would say either What's your name Princess Degu posh? What's your name the Marjorie Taro? Marjorie Taro or Circe is hot. Hmm. You hit the mid she's hot Yeah, she's hotter. She's hotter in the show than she is in real life You worked with her shut up John. You worked with her on dread, right? Yes, did right next to yeah to get to talk to a

Some of that movie didn't know was her. Yeah, I was like what do you think of the the woman from Game of Thrones? You were like I have no idea what you're talking about. I was like maybe cuz I was like I just watched dread Yeah, we just watch it. He had me down in which movie I'd love and I'm like yes nothing like the original But it was pretty good and he's like oh, yeah, the you know Cersei's from Game of Thrones isn't that my girlfriend's run Twitter today talking about the guys they found hot is okay to call these girlfriends fiance Well, I'm getting married in a month man month. Yeah, the month. I pick up my feeling well fine You know Jackson married five months. How's that possible? Well What does that mean? I don't know. I was five months have gone by since his wedding said this year's going too fast

Yeah, so much John though What's happening? I mean Jack's like he's like I'm ready to settle though It's not a Michael podcast unless we get It's not a Michael podcast unless we get You love it look at the eyebrows further separate the kids It'll loop right Now I don't go forward and backwards though. I don't eyebrows move that much. What is happening with this? She's like playing in there. Yeah, she's by far high I was like two caterpillars that are about to mate

Dance looks like a fight cut scene in Viva Pignata It's something big that the hide in a little bush for three months. I'm gonna film that But uh, yeah, they like John snow that's on it's or Meg likes John snow that's unacceptable Yeah, unacceptable Or Meg likes Jon Snow that's unacceptable He's so weak. He's so, yeah. He's unacceptable. I should be upset. You should be upset by that. He's a wingy. You should be upset.

That's something that was attractive to you. That's something that was attractive to you. You would also be attractive to Jon Snow. I would think about that. I would sit down with a pen and a piece of paper and write stuff out. Now who would I be upset about that? Who was talking about Jon Snow?

Meg was. Lindsay wasn't talking about Jon Snow. Somebody was. She was talking to you. She's got this stuff serious. She already said her name when you backtrack Yeah, well, this is my way of compensating First person we know somebody First we know that we're all sensitive about

So she said they're talking about John snow How can you how can you possibly be comfortable with that? Yeah, how can you be I just boo her yeah, you should boo No, she should be in the middle of the token on the blood boo good call boo Good call And Boo Good call And the year your fiance was like no way. Oh, we've had discussions on this. Yeah, let's use into the Into the boss gendry the Gendry gendry. He's pretty good looking. Is that the Baratheon? He's the the blacksmith. Yeah. Yeah, he's a cutie

I can see that yeah, he's way better looking than John snow I agree with you I feel like I was just gonna get like a paper cut and look I know right He's crying about it. Baby. It's a bear. He did get shot with two arrows three He's crying for two and a half seasons before he got shot by the arrows You guys I'm so serious when they talk about the Night Swatch and how you can never get with a woman ever again and then they have the argument in the last episode. It's like, if we kicked out everyone who shagged someone from the Night Swatch, there'd

be a ton of headless men up here. There's a good line. It was a good line. And Patrick, I'm sending you another one. Did you guys see the dude that they recast as the mountain that rides? Yeah. What if you keep calling him, Gavin? Oh no, I was, wait, sorry, you're talking about the mountain.

Yeah. Did you got recast in a while ago, didn't you? No, it's wait. Oh, sorry. You're talking about the mountain. Yeah, you got me cast a while ago Didn't know it's for the like he did and then he got This is mountain three. This is the third one. Oh, okay Because I think the first one went into the hobbit became the CG person He became a hobbit you want a further library Gavin in English. What does that he was the the guy in the hobbit the bad guy? I don't know I can't remember the bloody hobbit. Okay. What Gavin said to me before he was the the guy in the hobbit the bad guy I don't know I can't remember the bloody hobbit okay what Gavin said to me what was the word dude with the hands yeah so I heard no I will that will hand what what was the bill in the hobbit dude the fucking dragon

yeah what is he Gavin said to me I can only explain it Gavin that he he left to film the hobbit as like an orc character but then by the time the movie came out They ended up using CG for his face anyway. Yeah, here's a conversation with Gavin works. Have you used half of those words? I've explained to me leaves off the like the last three words of every sentence. Yeah, it's like fully Cathedral fully express your thoughts. Yeah, then when we try to go do you mean this you go? What are you stupid? Yeah, it's like you mad at us for trying to figure out what the fuck you're saying. Because I already had this conversation earlier today. That's not what Bernie is like.

That's the guy. That's the guy. The guy as the mountain who rises. Look at the size of him compared to his chest. It must be so heavy. They be human. They recast another guy too. Yeah, that's the season for me.

Yeah, the toothy guy. We were the finding guy that big. That's one of the words that was calling him the toothy guy. Yeah, the guy who in the everyone's like, he's the first to us. He's the toothy guy that's one of the words Kevin's call on the two Yeah, the guy who in the everyone's like first to his he's a love that guy You know what we call him a toothy gorg last night He's a guy who came back with the two heads of his other right bloke's and everyone was like oh he's so dreamy I said you can't be he's like oh Dreamy I said you kidding me. He's like oh Oh

I'm glad they recost him. You're supposed to do a spin But I'd be worried Gavin I'd be concerned you should have a discussion all the guys in the show She's excited about John snow. I was he was excited about the toothy gulp I hope. I'm serious. What the hell? That explains this though. Okay. Well, get excited about that guy.

That guy's huge. You have to climb up his leg to give him a hand job. We call that move the shack. You have good support. You have to bring ropes. I can secure yourself. Do you think he has? He has hooks like in him. Like he like you got events for people already climb him

He's gonna be getting her course. Yeah, yeah, I broke. He's got like a red pad in the blue I'm sure I'm gonna show his back. I got I get so good. It sucks being caught up on that show It's like breaking bad at the end because it's like waiting a week to see the next hour. It's just it's too fucking much. They're way too far. You wait 20 years between Star Wars movies, but waiting a week between Game of Thrones seems fucking impossible. We had this conversation just because we were talking about some other guy in Game of Thrones

and I love dudes again. Yeah, but you mentioned Pysel and They were talking about but I ended up looking them up anyway. I was the old doctor dude. Yeah, Pysel is the old dude who is actually Pradez and Spray and he's a he's a shister But that's the guy that's the villain from the last crusade in the end of Jones and I had no idea I was like holy shit Bernie's like Bernie's like holy shit That's him he drank from the wrong cup Fuggers old now man. We talked about that one of the podcasts. Oh really? Yeah, I'm not the same podcast

We talked about the Flawless the fly in the middle of a take and they use that take I don't remember he's gonna fly in what no It was a different actor, but it was in Indiana Jones. Oh You watch it was zoop into his mouth. And it flies on his mouth and it goes in and it flies. Oh, God. That was the men. You know what I mean?

There can you imagine if we were doing a take of immersion of fly flu in your mouth? True. And you eat it. We would never finish that take. We would have to call a break. That's like the end of Star Wars episode three, right after spoiler alert, right after Anakin gets his arms cut off and his legs if you haven't seen the movie yet I mean, I don't know. It's nine years old. You might not have seen it

Anakin is like screaming and he's all right then and shit and he goes I hate you like he spits a fat Lugie right out of his mouth. It's really funny. Yeah, it's like a big Draw motion dude. Yeah, we should to be Kyle all the spit moments like accident will spit moments in movies that's probably a lot of that's a meany one dude like you can see what he had for lunch in there did you see the video recently of the guy or the person cut together of all

of the on-screen deaths in game with their own from the jack watch it yeah it's like they show like every death that happens in like three minutes oh that's cool yeah so it's I think we showing that at the exhibition that I went to oh really yeah It was like it's a quick way to get caught up game of thrones is so cool. I like that the the full guy the guy that

Sansa spared because Joffrey's gonna have right yeah the night who's now like the jester or whatever He was the guy who Martin Freeman was shagging in the us in a Allie G movie you ever seen that Never's the allergy movie. They get locked in the room Did you ever see they get rescued within like three minutes and they're doing it? Did you ever see the first like third of the alley G movie? It's actually the last that Michael. No, I haven't seen it So maybe it's about time to wrap up all right ready?

Shucks so thanks everyone for watching we're back on Wednesday one of the episode of the past Hey, WrestleMania was last night. Did you guys You know the people all of a sudden start tweeting about WrestleMania. Yeah, I'd say I'm grateful that people tweet about that We'll be at Paxi this weekend was 342. We have our panelists. I believe on Friday at noon You guys Lindsay Monti and Bernie I will not I will yeah, I will be in attendance of packs But I won't be at the booth at any point in time because I'll be busy with other stuff You go to the panel yeah, yeah sure. I guess so I think I'm good old

I mean, I mean like yes, I mean I hate to say where I'm gonna be but I'm gonna be in Los Angeles on some stuff So it might extend into that and I might not be able to make it in time if I get there on Thursday night Yes, if I get there Friday night then obviously not cool So come by see us look at that and we'll see you guys next time bye bye everybody rise manga say bye Rise Manga! Funny birds and Evino and Jack and Joe Then there's Nancy and Marko and I really miss Just a lot of city for accounts Describe the show to a newcomer in a more familiar way.

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