Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #271

Episode Date: May 13, 2014

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What how many of those have you been on the last time I looked at the number it was like 97 percent really? Yeah, I think that's too high. That's too high. I'm I'm here to announce the Cal Ripken of podcasts is retiring Apple Ripken You know you've only missed what like five or six total something like that. Apple. He's missed like 10 So what's three percent of 260? Is it anybody who figured that out? ever 50 what? That's like 7.8 podcasts or something like that

That's like 7.8 podcasts or something like that. Sip. So, five years, we made it through all the decades of podcasting. I mean, does that add any decades? No, no, we're still in our second decade of podcast. Second decade of podcast, five years going strong, two decades of podcasting. It's revolutionary. Mathematically, it's correct. Mathematically correct.

So, also with the best podcast. I got fucked the other day. I don't brag best fuck. I got fucked the other day. I'm brag about it. I got held hostage. Thanks. I got held hostage by technology and social media in the worst way imaginable. Okay. So I'm putting I'm going to be moving soon. So I had to get a storage unit and I had to take a bunch of shit and put it in the storage unit temporarily. So I would you see these storage units everywhere. We're going to move me out of a house and into a not house. Yes. You're going the other direction. Why do you just move all the stuff in? It's not done. He is. I don't know. I don't have to do the yard. That's why I told this kid. Don't

yeah. It's overrated. Hey, let me tell my story. All right. Okay. Oh, I'm telling a fucking story. I ain't even about the story. All right. Go ahead. Why are you moving stuff into a storage unit? Because the place I'm moving to is not done yet, right? But why are you moving that because to make that to show the house in order to sell it? You got to make it like look pretty and declutter it. Okay, okay I'm gonna be personalized this is also about the story. Do you have a lot more? So I have to go find a storage place right? There's one really close to my house. I go there, they're sold out.

They won't have any available. Where's the next close? I opened one of those businesses. Yeah, no kidding. So all the ones near me are sold out. So I have to go to one way on the other side of town. I get there, I'm signing up. This fuck good paperwork takes forever.

I just want to rent a room, right? Like, here's my money, give me the room. Not in a room, a garage. It takes forever. I'm finally done with all of that. And the guy who's helping me is like, is like, oh, hey, by the way, do you have your mobile phone on you? I was like, yeah, he's like, well, do you mind doing a quick survey for me?

I was like, fuck. Okay, okay, fine, whatever. So I pull out my phone. Why would you agree? I was just trying to get out of there, right? I'm just like, sure. That's not going to give you out there. No, it's getting you out there.

I mean, literally. Yeah, right. But it doesn't have a mobile phone. That's why I didn't call that anymore. That's a loaded question. So I'm like, yeah, right. But it doesn't have a mobile phone. That's why you called that anymore. That's a loaded question. So, like, sure, whatever, what do I do this? He was opened up Google map. I'm like, what? He's like, I'm like, okay, he's like, just trying to address it there. Okay, he's like, there, you just click on our storage place. He's like, okay, and you scroll down, you see just read it one to five stars. Okay, he

wants me to fucking read it on Google. Right in front of him. Yeah he's like over my shoulder looking at me fine five stars good job, buddy He's like, you did it. Yeah, and then they're like a text field opens up He's like now just write something personal about your experience with me in that box Made me do this Joe was awesome published. He's like, okay, great. I was like all right fine, bye. I walked out the door. As soon as I walk out the door, I deleted it. Okay. I couldn't imagine that I right now is sort of you out there of you. Where are you? Chapter two. By the way, I'm not something you said you got held hostage by technology and social media. You got held hostage by your own inability to say no to this guy.

That is very true. You're so so awkward. Now you've pissed him off, guy. That is very true. You're social awkwardness. Now you've pissed him off, Shirley. No, wait, wait, wait, I've got a follow up now. So the next day I come back. Oh, I was just equivalent of a waiter, like gobbin' in your food. There's just like a little pile of spit in the storage unit. Whether that's the dog's.

The next day I come back and in order to use like their push carts, you have to like leave your ID at the front desk. And that same dude Joe was working there and there's another dude who's also working there. And so I go to the other dude who I didn't do And I'm like hey, can I get one of those Carties like yeah sure here you go go do a load on my shit come back to drop the card off get my ID He used my ID goes. Oh, hey by the way mr. Soroa. I went to do something weird that happened

I was like what happened he goes I went and I looked for your review on Google earlier today and I couldn't find it Oh, oh my god This Joe and the other guy. This is the other guy. Really? Oh, that's weird. Joe watched me. Put it on there.

He's like, yeah. Why don't you let me watch you do it again? No. I'm kidding. So, again, I like I scrolled down. I just said the exact same thing. Joe was great. He was, oh, but I'm helping you now, too.

So you got to write something about me, too. You can't believe at this point. You can't believe at this point. You can't believe at this So you got to write something about me, too You can't believe at this point So I have to write something nice about this other guy now, too No, you don't that's all boy So did I went home and I brought everything I stood it all at once. I loaded everything I was like all right. I don't need the carton you more deleted it I'm never going back there I don't know I'll deal with that's future Gus's problem I'm doing back there. I can never let this guy go. You have to go back there. You're stuck is there.

I don't know, I'll deal with that. That's a future Gus problem. Cause present Gus is like, up shit Creek. If you pay me 20 bucks, I'll go for you. The next in Cal with them, you don't have an answer. You can't be like, oh, wait, I did it. Yeah, wait, wait again, it just appeared again. I now wanna go rent a storage unit at that place.

So that when they tell me to do it, I'll just go one star. What else? Personal to dudes that come and just post our red historic unit just to do that because then they can't make me delete it. There's nothing to do. The weird part was when I was looking for this place before I drove up there. I was like it wasn't a part-time normally good. Just I put the address in Google Maps on my phone and when it pops up I was like wow 4.91 stars 120 reviews this place must be awesome and as soon as they made me do that Oh, well this fuck

What's that? That's smart now they're gonna be in there with all your stuff like Oh, yeah, now you look it up on Google maps. You're like oh shit this place must be great This is the greatest storage place in the world. You should you're meeting to that you should email everyone here Some inner view and be like hey guys. Let's turn this place upside down Just one star this place. That's not a bad idea. I'm gonna start a revolt. Is the guy's name really Joe? No Is it clear? You're gonna tell us like where? No god no I'm after I move my stuff out and I know all my stuff is safe. I'll tell you how did the other guy know that you were there the other day

And that you submit I know apparently this is a big deal there to them. Do you think it's like a contest between those two guys? Like Joe and whatever you're going to say? I think it might be like some corporate metric because the second guy was very insistent, like, oh, you have to write something about me now too. Are you ever bought a new car? Yeah.

And they tell you about the survey when you walk out. Now listen, listen, in two weeks, you're going to get a survey in the mail. If you can't mark excellent on anything, just come back, talk to me. They're a big friggin' deal. You didn't get that when you bought your car? No, I got that.

Every time I bought a car, that's always the last thing. Why would you do the same? I'm usually forget about that, cause you're just like so excited, and buying a car, for whatever fucking reason, buying a car, take six hours of your day. They had me bent over a fucking barrel when I bought my car.

I tried to beat them. I was like, I'm gonna show up 30 minutes before they closed. They can't hold me here forever. I was there three hours after they closed. It's still trying to box. I was like, what's that car? Just give it to me. Here's what it needs to be done.

Is it because of the finance? It takes forever. Don't you want the warranty with that? It's just so long. What about the gap insurance? So there's like a million fucking add-ons they try to sell you. So if I went? What about the gap insurance? So there's like a million fucking add-ons that you're gonna sell you. So then they take the car, they take the car after you agreed you want to buy it and everything signed. They said, okay, we're gonna take the car

and get it ready for you. I have no idea what that process involves. All I know is the car dispirits for the house. They're spinning it. So many hours that car is gone. It gets a good balls rubbed down. Like, oh, are you steering wheel? Say I wasn't there. Say I wasn't there with cash. That car is called it gets a good balls rub down I'm not reviewing it. I'm not there with cash. I say no warranty no additional that car there I want it now. Oh, that's super easy. Boosh only four hours. Oh, that's it. That's all that'll take four hours Half your day You think I said you see like not a one-year warranty or anything. No, they're gonna sit you down They're gonna talk to you. They're gonna explain why it's a good deal and why you really should do it You know how sometimes when you're on a explain why it's a good deal, and why you really should do it.

You know how sometimes when you're on a phone and it's touch tone and they say a lot of stuff and then you have to wait and you're into the number, but you can skip it if you know the number already. There's no equivalent to that with real life. You can't just be like, boop, would you like, boop, next, boop, you can't do that. I wish you could just touch someone on the nose

and go boop, boop, boop, next. You should try that next time. Just get an app on your phone that makes that noise. So it's on me. The best thing, there are some advantages to that survey, though. Like, I took my car and for service a couple of weeks ago. Yeah. And at the car dealership, and my inspection was due.

And they were like, we can do your inspection. I never do my inspection at the dealership. And I was like, I don't know. They're like, it's the same price as this anywhere else. I was like, fine, give me an inspection. Oh, boy. I got my car back. And whoever had scraped off the old sticker

hadn't put a piece of paper down. So all of the gunk from the sticker fell right into the grates of my speaker. Oh. So the guy was like, you know, just so you know, you can go survey from us. Yeah, if you give me an exit, that'd be great. I was like, if you could get all the gunk

out of my fucking speaker, that would be great. And he's like, what? I was like, look at this. I was like, It's my speaker is covered in register or inspection sticker. He's like, oh, yeah, that's really terrible. So how come you can do that? But you can't tell the guy I'm not filling out your fake survey. I don't know. I don't know. Those are very good presentations to be fair. This is a big dude with these big tough guys. They were big tough guys. They were really big tough guys. He's that definition.y shit. I am. This is the same time that you had like your passenger seat

was broken and you took it in to get repaired and they're like, oh yeah, it's all fixed, but they didn't touch it. So at the same time. They claimed they fixed the driver seat. I was like, there was nothing wrong with the driver seat. I think the driver seat was messed up worse than the passenger seat.

Like the driver seat was fine. I hate it. They're just natural for all of it. So why wouldn't you want to get it done at the dealership? I just hate you. Anything you do at the dealership? I just take one of the... Anything you do at the dealership is a fucking pain in the ass. Interesting. It's like if you can go to like a private third party company, does it have an inspection?

Absolutely do that. So when you buy a car, if you buy it off someone else, is that quicker than buying it from a dealer? Yes, no problem at all. Yeah, like a used car a lot? Yeah, fuck. No, no, are you just buy it off a private party? Yes, like, yeah.

Some do ships. I mean, that's secure you go, bang bang. Done. Bang bang. The only thing you have to do is then you have to take the car, you just buy off a private party? That's like, yeah. Some people do. I mean, that's secure, you go bang bang. Done. You only thing you have to do is then you have to take the car, you have to go down to the city, and you have to tell them how much, at least in Texas you have to do this. You had to tell them how much you paid for the car,

and you have to be taxed to the city. You don't pay tax to the person, you have to go report it separately and pay tax on it. Also, you have to go to the mechanic and ask, what fucked up things with this car was that other guy lying about? Do you exactly right? So there's like an inspection on a house

Yeah, I mean you're kind of going to the boss. What do you like sign if you're getting the house? You're you all done gonna get that house? Well, I can on it You will have never signed your name more times than you will when you sign for that house Well, that's it. You'll just sit there with there'll be a stack of papers this big in front of you And it's like it's more formal process than anything else just to read it Maybe a little drink and you said they're good to they tell you to read it But you're just like not reading this. I found mine the other day My the documents that I filled out when I bought my house. It is literally a bound book that is that

See that's annoying because that is taking up space in the house I'm gonna give you a CD to put that. They give you CD as well. See here. They'll give you a CD Oh, draw I can't bet anything else in now. Can't do I have to keep that? Just put on the papers in there. Let's save it put on your her fucking FTP account somewhere Get it listen if you don't want to put in your house I found out about the storage place is 4.9 Stars and a thousand reviews you know what you got to do you got to you got to go to that storage you to place Find the person that didn't give it five stars. And that person is honest, unyelped, or Google or whatever.

I would follow that user all the time. He's the dude who looked at you right in the face and went, three. Because you know, it's like one guy that did it. He just looks around. Yeah, three. Yeah, that's it. We don't worry too much about that kind of thing, but Yelp scores to small business owners. That's a big deal, man. Yeah, and it's supposedly kind of thing, but Yelp scores to small business owners. That big deal, man.

Yeah. And it's supposedly kind of shady, too. It's a little shady. I've heard the same thing. It's a little shady. Yeah. Where you can essentially pay Yelp to remove bad reviews. Yeah.

Or if you don't pay Yelp, they promote the bad reviews more than the good reviews. Or they take away your good reviews because you solicited them. Like that's a big deal, too. But it's like, why wouldn't I solicit good reviews? I mean, like, why wouldn't you do that? But I know a guy who went to small business and he had a couple good reviews and they were removed and he wrote them and said, why would you think?

As well, it was like they were users that didn't have many reviews because well, I told people to review me on Yelp at the place. Now, you can't do that. But if you want to sign up with Yelp, we'll give you a sign. You can put in your door and it says to review you on Yelp. I think. So they're like, no, you can't do that. But if you want to sign up with Yelp, we'll give you a sign. You can put in your door and says to review you on Yelp.

I think. So if I had some unsolicited reviews then, or some low review count users reviewing me then, that would be okay, because I had the sign in my door. It's like, yeah, that'd be fine. It's bullshit. It's a little bit bullshit. And that was second hand.

That was his story of how it went down. We've a storage unit. How do they stop people from living in them? So that's also a good question. I have a story about that too. So I mind you. When I first got there, 4.9 stars or whatever, 120 reviews, I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me was paying his rent. Really? It was like, obviously a homeless dude was like, how much I owe for this month? They're like 70 bucks. He's like, all right, here you go. Give him 70 bucks in cash. And then like shuffled off with his big bags.

That dude's living in that you know that right? What the fuck? Oh my god, you know I often wonder that one of our favorite movies that we've talked about before the podcast is a low-budget sci-fi feature that came out of Dallas called Primer I Think of that movie every time I go to that store to I think I would ever go to storage I think of it too because they they store their time machine. Yeah in a storage unit and

I often wonder too did they tell the storage unit people that were filming in their place Or do you think they just filmed in a storage unit right to the store? They probably just filmed I would think so maybe they could because you have 24 hour access Don't you not at the one I have okay? Is it one of the outdoor ones or you get one of the fancy like three story ones with the environmental controls fancy environmental controls I was like heated and cooled and everything so you totally could live in there. Yeah, yeah Absolutely, how would they even prove that you are living in there? If you keep it bad because in the middle of night They come in and they go is anybody living in here? Mike's been all storage units have been the exact same two I think a bunch of stuff that I don't really want in my life And it's like I think I'm of stuff that I don't really want in my life,

and it's like, I think I'm gonna need it at some point in the future, I put it in a storage unit, then two years later, I'm thinking, I don't even know what's in there anymore. I don't want any of this stuff, so I have to clear it out and then like sell it over. So basically after two years, it's like a confirmation that I don't want any of this stuff.

Now I have to take that stuff out plus about four pounds of mouse shit. It's like recycling bin on your computer. You know you can empty it, but you might. Do you ever go in there and realize that you actually do want to keep something? Sort of, actually has one from Australia that she pays on still,

because like to ship everything is going to be a ridiculous amount of money to ship it from Australia. So she keeps paying the monthly fee on her one of Australia. It's like, it's like 10 times the amount to ship it. You should just auction it off. Just have a contest on the know. Just be like the winner gets my storage unit.

In Australia, yeah, in Sydney. Yeah, it's up to you. Yeah, I surfboard. What's in your storage unit in Sydney? Books. Books. That occurred. They've all been eaten by now. Hey, we have something we're supposed to talk about. She still has some shit in there. Yeah, I do. What's in your storage unit in Sydney? Book books, books, that a nerd.

They've all been eaten by now. Hey, we have something we're supposed to talk about. She's gonna be sitting there the other day. Yeah, it is really cool. Speaking of Australia. Yes. She's gonna be like, yeah. You know, that's it?

Yeah. So, uh, Supernova and June, we are officially announcing that Michael and Lindsay will be attending. The Joneses. The Joneses. You also just got married on Friday. Wish them a happy wedding. Happy wedding.

You were late, by the way. So yes, they will be there for Supernova, which is in Dunn Dunn Dunn. It's a Sydney and Perth, I believe. Sydney and Perth. So when we did Perth. Yes. So go see them, Michael Lindsay.

Yes, they'll be at the Hannabee booth. Hannabee, yes. Or Hannabee, depending on how you say it. I say Hannabee. How's the correct way to say it? Jack says Hannabee, and it pisses me off every time. I said Hanabi Hanabi I just said says I said I said I clearly know what the fuck I'm talking me what

I use my mouth talking parts Yeah, everyone was asking who's going Australia. I guess everyone we have an official or at least Miss Cass on Twitter. There we go. I don't like it when I'm a, I don't like it when you, that time when that comedian followed me and I was, have, go ahead. I don't like it.

I was excited that someone I respect, followed me and I tweeted about it. I was like, yeah, this person follows me. Awesome. Happened again, but I didn't mention it. Because to me, yeah, oh oh you should don't enjoy your life Don't go don't mention on the I just give you life. You're just gonna hear shit about it. I always just give you shit. Who followed you that you're excited about?

Let's talk about it a girl who called what may see Williams followed me that is aria from game of thrones freaking aria stock She was like she was like so I'm a huge fan of the slow mo guys you guys are really funny You're the first YouTube channel I subscribe to I was like get the was like, so I'm a huge fan of the slowman guys. You guys are really funny. You're the first YouTube channel I subscribed to. I was like, get the fuck out of you. That is awesome. That's really awesome. I saw a couple of weeks ago. She had tweeted Greg Miller something about, yeah, he was talking about Arya Stark and then he proceeded to hound her about being a guest on his podcast. Do you think she knows about us? Oh. Why would you be excited? Yeah. I think I was giving you shit just because it's like, one of the things where you announce, you wouldn't walk into a party and say, I'm friends with Dennis Hopper.

You wouldn't yell that in the world. You wouldn't. You wouldn't yell that to the world. That's what I was kind of. Also, she didn't mess with me first. I just saw a message that said that she followed me. So I followed her back and then mess with her. I apologize that I did anything or said anything.

But it makes you feel like you can't celebrate the cool moments of your life. It was the yeah and I'm not embarrassed that the coolest thing that ever happened to me on Twitter was a 16 year old girl. Really? That sounds illegal. Who was the other guy that followed you? That you were so excited about? Pears Morgan?

No. No. Pears Crossman. She becomes Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer, that's it.. Jimmy comes. Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer, that's it. Bob Mortimer. Bob Mortimer. We'll see the little fucks of Bob Mortimer.

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That's a new setup. Set up such a good episode for next time. Set up such a good episode. And when we fight so quickly. I think they ended it wrong, though. That's spoiling anything. They set up a fight between two people. They should have said who's going to fight.

That's what they should have done. They get you to tune in and find out. No, because I think they set up the fight. They'd be like, oh, we can be like, yeah, I can wait. Like, you know, no, there's going to be a fight. That's basically what you know. We're not spoiling anything don't work No, no, no, no, no, no, do you know who's in the fight? I fucking do and it's great. Is it the guy that showed in the I don't know who I don't even know who he's talking about I don't know who's talking about some of us haven't read the books here. Yeah, someone's can't read

That's the way it works. It's a sensitive subject. It. It's stuff. It was funny watching it because Charles Dans who plays Tywin. He's so like, he's so big and tall in such a big presence. I just watched the Allie G movie and in that movie, he dances around in a miniscule. Really? It's a really Allie G movie. Really funny contrast. He's also in your highness. He's also in a golden child and he's the villain in last action hero. He also Shed is holy shit. It's fucking runes it for you. He was also in For your eyes only which is a bond film from the 80s and he's in Alien 3. He's very accomplished Pi sells somebody to who the fuck is he?

Villain in the last crusade the last crusade the old nazi Yeah, we're up on the game It's the old We get lost We just ancient dude you watching true detective you watch true detective I watch true detective you watch the whole thing Yeah, trying to get into it. It's hard. It's a slow burn man But people who fucking watch it is so fucking good. It's one of those shows. It's like I keep hearing about it So I said all right, I'm gonna watch have you I love that show. So fucking good. It's one of those shows, it's like I keep hearing about it. So I'm like, all right, I'm gonna watch it.

Have you watched any of it? Yep. You need to be a word for that. Like you know, we need the word, come with the word that means, I trust that somebody else smarter than me is working on this problem. They'll just solve it by the time it's actual issue for me. And then word two of like, what's the tipping point of like,

all right, fuck it, I've heard about this enough, I'm gonna watch it. Cause that's how I end with most things. Breaking bad game of thrones, just like that. That's the way I was with game of thrones. Yeah, game of thrones was like that. We were all like that. Someone was tweeting me the other day about like, oh, go back and listen. You guys were seasoned one you're like, what is game of thrones? You fucking idiots. It's like nobody knew

what game of thrones was in the first season. Some people would read it. Yeah. So when you fucking dorks, where you try to remember what you initially thought about it, like when you said, oh, you should watch game of thrones. It's like, oh, okay. Game of thrones. It's like, okay, game of thrones. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah's the guy from the fucking meme. It all in the sense now. That's the dude. And the same thing with True Detective is I keep people seeing people tweet like pairs of people saying true detective season two.

Whatever that meme is that's going on. I don't understand the exact same thing in the show. So. It's good. I felt like the first episode was slow, but I thought it ended well and really maybe want to watch more. The next couple of episodes get progressively slower and then it starts.

It progressively slower. And then it starts building steam. And then everybody dies. How new is the word meme? It's new enough that people still must pronounce it. I think it's, how do they say it? meme-y. I've heard people say mem, I've heard people say meme-y.

Because a lot of words that we use now for current generation reasons are just old words that we kind of adapted. Yeah. And is meme isn't an original word, is it? What does even stand for? Uh, meme is an element of a culture or system of behavior that may be considered to be passed from one individual to another by non-genetic means, especially imitation. That's a great definition of that. So I just want to say something here real fast. According to Tal Grim on Twitter, the actor who played Pysel is also general viewers from

Empire Strikes Back. Oh, oh, he's a dude who gets choked out. Is that general viewers? He's, he's, he's, he's, you see that guy or the guy who's talking, the, in the Darth Vader's an asshole. Yeah. I'm pretty sure general viewers is the guy who leads the invasion of Hoth. He's the guy in there saying, I shall report to Lord Vader myself for some time. How are we back on the Star Wars? Where's Blaine? Because you just heard the segway. That's how we got back there.

How are we here? I'll look up General Vears, unless you want to look it up. He's the guy from the Darth Vader's in Asshole video, or one of them. Yeah, tell me on the light speed. No, he's the dude on Hoth, because here's the picture of him, yeah, with the helmet on. He's the picture of him.

Yeah, but he's also here without. Yeah. He reports the whole thing him. Yeah, but he's also here without. Yeah. Because he reports the whole thing and he's in big trouble. Yeah. Another word I want, like, that there's no word for, which is I have a, just because I want to describe myself and how proud I am of this, I have the ability to show somebody an animated gift, right, is it loops, like,

I have that timing down of like wait a second Let me show you something check this out and I've got that down to right and get it like turn it on the last frame It's how many times you have to watch it. It actually looom is it how many times are you trying to show somebody an animated gif And you have to let go do you not wait you just go watch it in the middle and I look at it And I wait till it's almost done and then I start turning my phone There you go. See you got it. How is that a skill though? That's just knowing when the end of the game You can buy it. Yeah, yeah, you do because I don't want them to start watching in the middle because I don't want me It's a skill. There you go. Wait till you get back around and watch her from the beginning again

It's gonna be so fucking funny Yeah, I think it's because we do vines all the time So we have that like idea of the six second loop exactly what you can't think of what the word is you need a word to describe What you're talking about. Vining. No, it's a vining. It's wrong with you. A lot of things. It's a gift sense.

We haven't made vines in the new office yet. We haven't. We should do that. Should we all go be out of town? I said, you're all going to be out of town. I would. Three of us are the worst people to do that, because one of the three of us is always out of town

on a Friday, always. Oh, we just forget about vines the two weeks where we're all here for two weeks. And that's like, oh, an We'll get out of town. We'll try that. It's very positive. So yeah, we're going to go to LA to tape that episode of midnight, which airs that day, that night. Okay. It does. Yes. There's another episode that's taping that day. I think that airs the next day. That airs the next day. Yeah. It's so if we're not, if we're shit, they're not just going to replace us with the B team. I hope not. Why would they record the first one that would air the next day. That is the next day? Yeah. So if we're not, if we're shit, they're not just gonna replace us with the B team. I hope not. Why would they record the first one that would air the next day

and then yours out air that night? Why wouldn't it be the other way around? ours the first one. Oh, you record first? Yeah. Okay. So we're up that night. Can't take it.

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T-shirt Tuesday. Do you have a concussion? There's a sweet little fatty button. We have new buttons in the store soon. Way too far away to actually see one. Ta-da. Oh, is that it? I just want you to show me.

We have a Chima hunter Ruby. I When people give me their phones why? I'm gonna go to the slide. Let me let me let me hold my hands on that. Let me see probably. Oh, get the she just put it on her phone today. How many germs could there be? So this is a this is the Ruby case it says it's also a gun. Yeah, I mean a lot of the sides are based on shirts. You're wearing a shirt says what's up guys? This is Jeff Ramsey Jack Pettillo, Ryan Haywood, Michael Jones, Kevin Frey, Ray Narvee is Jr. from Achima Hunter. And you got a little. No, they didn't. And you got a little button there. Then there's also going to be. Yeah, that was zoom on that.

Achima Hunter. But in packs. Go for the zoom. Oh, yeah. There were other buttons, but I didn't see them because of this one. This one's my favorite button You can't see it though. It's a goddammit barb Might get cut to me while I'm scratching my beard. See you All right, well if you're listening to the audio podcast they were describing new items are available in the store today Do we know the week and subscribe to them straight year of Podcasting without interruption. Five years.

There's only one phone case that's based on the podcast though. These would be more of those. Oh, there is one. I didn't even see it. No, there's people like grapes also. Oh, that's true. There's people like grapes. Yeah, and then the podcast is on. We're gathering to Google. There's a gathering with a button.

I always forget about stuff. That involves me. Do you see that someone in our subreddit made a two hour long compilation of the video podcasts, ever since podcast 100? I thought that was pretty cool, and it was interesting to go back and see the different things. One of the things that drove me nuts that I push for a person

a lot, even though I have one of the sheer mics right now, is when we went to the little pelmics for a while, I fucking hated that. Yeah, the sandwich. I felt like such a bitch bitch because I complained about it so much off camera, but I'm so glad we have like these mics back now. He was a total bitch. I was I was a total bitch. What was the interesting one if it's interesting. So since we have Clayton now he's actually fixed it. They sound great now. No, they're awesome. Yeah, thanks. Audio guy interrupted the audio. Yeah, thanks. I like that.

Audio guy interrupted the audio. I like that. Yeah, they used them for the stream the other week before the RVB season 12 launch. And whoever was sitting in the middle kept using them. It sounded great. So, can I ask you a question? I was thinking of Reddit in generalreddit.com. Is it about time to start the countdown on Reddit?

Because they had a massive problem. Is it like, it has been... it has been, it has been, it has been, it has been, it has been, it has been, yeah, like so dig went through like ups and downs and it's funny because it's a lot like when you hear about a TV show. And I remember, where did you first hear about Reddit? I heard about it when dig was dying.

I heard about it on dig. Like people like, and people like, don't talk about Reddit, don't talk to the site sucks, it's terrible. And people would constantly talk about Reddit. And it's funny because it's funny how things are cyclical, because I first went to Reddit and I was like, I don't understand the site, this doesn't make any sense to me, it's just all white with a couple arrows. But then it was very clean and I got used to the interface and I really liked it a

lot. Dig put out that four point over and it fell off the map. Like the rumor was that dig had an offer on the table to be purchased by Google for $198 million. And less than three years later, they sold for $500,000. Like the last little bits of dig sold off. Like dig was dig was everything. Probably since we started this podcast, if you go back and listen to the early ones, we probably talked about dig non-stop. Yeah. And dig was huge. And just fell off podcast if you go back and listen to the early ones we probably talked about dig non-stop yeah and dig was huge and uh... just fell off the map and there's been like there's been a lot of those aggregation social media sites have done that and i've started to see the exact same things happen on reddit where the the user base is fighting with itself like they just delisted a bunch of subreddits like technology, atheism, politics,

because they were having problems with the moderators, going back and forth and all this stuff and they put a bunch of subreddits as default descriptions. And all those, or a lot of those subreddits are like revolting because they don't want to be exposed to the front page because there's all these like, essentially late adopters that are showing up

that are just like, it's just, something can get so popular kind of like, starts to crumble under its own weight and it's funny. And the funny thing about that too is like the first place I ever heard about Tumblr was on Reddit and like people like oh don't post about Tumblr here don't post about Tumblr Tumblr sucks but you can definitely see like the culture just starting to shift. You can just see it. It's an inevitability and it's so crazy it keeps seeing this stuff happen again and again

again. Yeah and I think even before it's it's an even before dig it used to be FARC. Yeah, which was which was a different animal that was you know editorial basis supposed to like user voting I feel like FARC stuck to its guns though and just didn't try to like Didn't try to change too much didn't try to like follow You know whatever the flavor of the month was and it's still and FARC is still going strong You know still has a really hardcore strong base. still have a total Farc account i still do yeah that's awesome and it's when i first heard about dig from mat hola really yeah which is

crazy to me that i heard about something on the internet from mat i'm in the first time i the first time i tried to go to dig i went to di g dot com i was like the fuck is this it's totally different side like a shovel website yeah it's like this this is bullshit. This is totally a matte website When you went to reddit.com. Did you get to read it? No, by then I was a little smart by the yeah, it's because a couple years ago. I didn't think anything about tumblr and now it's just like Seems like it's the new flavor. Yeah, yeah, but since Yahoo bottom. They're hot Mm-hmm that Yahoo touch Yahoo is all over the internet. So when I told you when I really can't figure like what's the lifespan of Twitter?

Because like they they I just wanted solid for why that's the it's like the forum for everything. Yeah, they haven't changed anything really. What do you talk about they just changed the profile page like? It's a face haven't changed what it does yet. I was startled still find out like last week that I had been on Twitter for six years. That I've been on Twitter. I was on Twitter next a year longer than we'd been doing this podcast. So I was a little bit of a twit at like the Congress office in the back room. Yeah,

definitely. No, you would go on about it all the time. And I didn't know anyone had it. So I was just like, I don't know what you're talking about. What's that? God, that, that was startling to me. I remember when you first started using it, you'd like sat me down, you're like, what is Twitter? You're like, what is the point of the pound symbol? And I said, it was a hashtag. What the fuck is a hashtag? I got to explain it all to you. I don't lose me in the business.

I'm like, try to break it all down. You got to loop me in. That's, I've been posting a lot more on the, on the Rusevichite site. Again, I don't know why I wasn't posting very much over the course of the last few months, but I started posting again. It's like, I really forgot how good a forum is.

I'd like the purist way to, I was like, there's somebody says something, somebody replies to something, you can reply back to the person, and everybody can read the conversation, everybody can jump in on it. And you could put so much more detail. You can actually write stuff.

Yeah, you don't have to just like, you're not like, what's a shorter way to say because of that? And then when you've got, then when you've gotten rid of all the words you can get rid of, you're like, where am I going to make this illiterate? Like, which piece of punctuation or grammar will I remove now? Oh shit, I still have to add a picture link. I'm not going to replace T.O. with the number two.

It's like if you're a surgeon working on a human, you're like, how many of these parts can I take out before? This isn't a human anymore, like a appendix, a spleen. What did we talk once about how, like, what the bare minimum human would be? I don't think so. I hope I'd be interesting. Like, what? Stripped out, like, just basic human, what would it be?

Like, we put you on the operating table, and we took out as many parts as we could Yeah, so obviously start with the crap I can't talk about this like where are you in your panic? Don't like where are you or? No, no, it's like what is the bare minimum for a human? I get rid of your panic I get rid of your tonsils don't need them then we're talking about like I can get rid of a kidney and a lung you'd be right Yeah Kidney and a lung you'd be right Yeah

He's a human you saying someone dude with no arms walking down the street isn't a human until it's just a function normally still I had okay Function normally no, no, no normal's a word that means something new function with no arms. I'm not this not disrespectful for one-armed people I'm just saying I think I'm normal Mathematical term within the norm, but somebody with missing both arms, that's not a normal condition for a human. That is,

someone missing a kidney is not a normal condition for a human eye. That's true, that's true. That's true, that's true. It's not in pairs with me. It is not normal to be missing a kidney. Yeah, I guess I'm just talking about internal, though. But yeah, you can get rid of a lot.

You can really appendix in one kidney. You pretty much nail it. A appendix a appendix kidney long what have it one eye Where's that fun? He's getting rid of all the double stuff and the one thing that doesn't count and then all the double stuff I guess you're right about the eye because you can read a depth perception where the long gone you can still breathe you can still breathe You may not be some run you can see You can still on an Austral you can still breathe you may not be as a runner. You should see You kind of need two eyes. Ah, dude. I talked about in the plane crash the other day By the one eye he landed it. He landed in the fucking field or in a levy. I think you're not allowed to fly unless you have 2020 vision. He did when he took off. I think nobody laid me just had 20 vision, but I think that's in the military.

He just had 20 vision, but I think that's in the military. What happened to this guy? He didn't lose an eye in the flight. He lost an eye in a previous flight. He was in Honduras flying small planes, and there was a civil war going out of the time. During a takeoff once, someone was shooting at the plane and shot along his cheekbone, his shot his eye out. The eyeball went.

Yeah, and so he took off and had to find another place to land and landed and he's not. He's not. And then he continued his flight career and then later he was flying to brand new 737 from South America up to the US and on the way both engines went out and he managed to land the plane on a levy. No, so he crashed twice. No, he didn't crash.

He did crash the first time. He just lost a knife. He got shot at lost an island I want this story that why is he having one I Know what I'm saying. It's a normal person with no depth perception He's saying that someone with only one eye cannot out function But why was it relevant to your story Because dad when I told us or the first time Gavin said it was amazing to land the planes that I had no depth perception And I'm saying that even without depth perception you can still be normal and do things Okay, listen you don't need the most recent version because you literally said he didn't lose his eye in a flight

He lost another flight and he told that story That's also a guy I wanted to hear He was asking just tell that story because he was also in a plane where he went from two eyes to one eye And he had to lay in that plane too. That's enough of that story. I enjoyed both. Thank you Barbara. It's too many I told the person who asked for the story. Is that like telling a story about someone and then telling a story that they did after this completely right? Exactly right. Whatever. Do I ever tell you about my money? It's like the girl who like went surfing and the shark bit off her arm.

Every time she went surfing after that that she went surfing with one arm it's the one time when the shark bit her arm that's the relevant story that but the second story his engine went out right the second story is the pilot land playing with no engine it was a man's story that story a thousand times that's the main story of one arm that's her name that's the main story of that girl. That's a good story with one arm. That's her. There's a main story about girl who lost an arm surfing.

She caught this gnarly wave while she was surfing, but that wasn't the time she lost the arm. Exactly. Is that the same as what we just had to come and say? I would tell you about my teacher in high school. She had one lazy eye and one glass eye. But what did she do the lesson before that? I should have the fuck out.

How is the lazy eye? What does that mean? That's her one eye that works the other one just doesn't follow it It doesn't make this one lazy No, but one of these is a glass eye and a lazy eye once a glass eye and one's a lazy eye so her eyes would just be like No, you Looking that direction is I mean the size lazy I mean she'd be looking right at you and both of her eyes will be pointing on either side Well, what is possible to have a lazy eye and have it be your only one eye.

Yeah, but you can't see out the angle of your eye if it's wrong, can you? You see, like, look over there. If I look there, I can't see you right now. Well, look at Barbara, I can see you. Yeah, but I'm clearly... What is the definition of a lazy eye to you? What is the definition?

Everyone that Dan likes. No, it's cross-eyed. What is the definition of a lazy eye to you? It's just an eye that doesn't look directly at what you're trying to focus on. Oh, that's how you say. that doesn't look directly at what you're trying to focus. Oh, that's how you say. Yeah. You just look at what you're focusing on. Right. I would say lazy eyes and I that doesn't match the direction that your other eye is looking. That's what that's what is that's what I think of it. But she's got a glass eye. It's just I. It's an eye that lives on a

government. It doesn't mean your eyes. I'm looking this direction. You know, I mean, it just throws it off. It's on the couch and watches so much. Did you play, guess the fake eye when you watch Colombo every time? No, I never did that. I've never been able to notice like if somebody has a fake eye, like a glass eye. They're just dead. They just don't... That was pretty good actually.

They're actually pretty good. Who's the most famous person that this Col columbum actually have a glass eye? Yeah, Sandy don't get as well Is the other one a person think about who I go I see a Fuck yeah, he lost it really early. I think say you're flying a plane out of Honduras stick with me You have one iron tube you get you get you start with two you get shot You lose one eye then sometimes on the future you let them play with no it's that's not what this is about You can lose your eye you play in your fine. Do you get a glass eye or do you lose one eye. Then sometimes on the future you let him play with no one, that's not what this is about. You can lose your eye, you lay in the plane, you're fine.

Do you get a glass eye or do you get an eye patch? Eye patch. You're gonna get a glass eye. If you're a pilot though, you get an eye patch. Cause I feel like that's pretty bad ass. Do you're a pilot with an eye patch? What do you do? I think it depends on the damage to the eye socket.

Like if you've been... Totally normal, if you've been sick. If you're eat, you want an eye patch. What happened to Nick Fury? I don't know, he's got like veins and like crack on that. How did it lose his eye? How did Nick Fury lose his eye? Did he explain it?

Did he explain it? You had a different scan on the eye for a retinal scan. Alright, guess how did Nick Fury, let's see if you can get the close. How did he- That's bloody combo on the screen. A bear attack scan. All right, guess. How did you think you were able to see the close? How did you do this? That's the bloody combo on the screen. A bear attack. No, you're wrong. No.

Let me say it so derisively. Because I just saw that movie and I don't think that was it. We've got to get this picture on the screen. It's pretty damn easy to tell which is the fake eye. Which was the fake eye. What is the fake eye? One of them just is a blank stare. If you cover one eye, it's like, oh like oh normal guy and then you cover the other side

uh what if he's just looking to the side no he is looking to the side haha exactly what i'm talking about we have to put your picture columball you think you think his left eye is the eye the the the glass left or his left his left see this is why she needs to her teacher at a lazy eye because one I would look in the wrong direction. That's just the direction he's looking. That's my point. No, but she'd be staring right at you and her eyes will be on that side. Leave me alone.

You see in the middle. So yeah Nick Fury has a way more in this screen shot. I'm seeing him. He's got like a way more scars and stuff. He was not even I think he was white in the comic as well. It's not even that exciting a story. Fury's I-Lindred Left Eye, though initially minimally affected by a grenade blaster in World War II has over the decades resulted in a 95% loss of vision in this. Was it a grenade filled with bears? No. Sorry.

It was close. And it, but a bear through it. Oh, no. It was not. But I bear through it. No, it was not my Russian guy. It was like a nice one for an award too. Too good enough. Yeah, so Nick Fury fought in World War II. I'll buy it.

What every comic book character is from the war, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much from World War II. If you had to choose between being blind or being deaf. I wouldn't. That would be some choice. I would choose being deaf. I choose being deaf. Yeah What am I listen to you guys Situation ever why you would have to choose that's why it's a hypothetical question Medical

Questions well he's might a realist What I was gonna cut you're hearing out is only, they were like, I do pop your eardrums. Yeah Medical question you ask so many goddamn hypertemporal They can happen you never gonna be in the room tied to a chair and they're like, oh one of them's getting your eye or your ear Sure, maybe there is did say there's a guy with a knife and he says I could poke your ears out or your eyes Gavin They could really happen you asked me a question once. If I could be given $10 million, but every time I spent the money,

a guy stuck his thumb up my butt for 10 seconds, that was your hypothetical. That's one of your hypotheticals that you came up with. Well, that's not legal. Oh. Oh. Oh. I like how it went from,

it couldn't happen to it's Legal see we've actually saw to me is illegal Thought I'm in the ass is illegal legal instead of Texas. I believe was that so I mean you huh. I think so I Need a lawyer what's what's what's in a year? Welcome to Texas actually I think my my favorite hypothetical question also was impossible But it was a really good one Which one was it? What was it? Did I talk on the podcast really? Might be an old-fashioned book or something?

Your wife and your mother, their side-by-side, their mind-switch bodies. Oh, I love that. Oh, totally plausible! But! To a tell- You can just stay live with them like this. You'll be living with Esther in your mum's body, I guess, but you can return them to normal state. You just have to sleep with one of them But do you sleep with your mom inside Esther or do you sleep with Esther inside your mom's body? Yeah

I just commit suicide Super easy super easy super easy, super easy. Super easy. Three way? Nope, you knock out your wife. Right, so it's rape. No, you just punch it on. I'm punching you.

I'm lucky out in a fixed situation. Why are you punching? I'm punching my wife with the mother in it. Is it a punch in your mother's body in the face? No, I'm punching my wife with the mother in it. I'm punching Esther in the face, knocking my mom out and then I'm sleeping with my wife, with my mother inside, not. I look confused with that one.

No, it's both, but you're a punching Esther for some reason. No, I'm not saying you're a punching girl. I'm saying you're a punching girl. No, I got you. That's probably a good answer. Yeah. Then everybody's fine. And Esther's got to go to a movie for a while.

Like, just go to a movie. Yeah while like just just go to a movie Yeah, so you do that. You'll find having sex with your sleeping mother Inside S's body look this is The situation this is a drastic situation. Yeah, and it's mother's day You know the best part of the best part of this time of year is in Austin By the way weather is perfect right now. The weather is pretty top. It's absolutely great. It is.

If you live in the name. We did do some, is it the first time for me? First summer summer. You did this weekend? No. Last weekend. Did you guys do anything for Mother's Day? No.

Yeah, your mother's are all the way. I face time my mom for a bit. I'm so surprised. It wasn't Mother's Day for me. So I didn't do anything. Oh, right. When is Mother's Day in the UK? March. Is it Mother's Day? It wasn't Mother's Day for me. So I didn't do anything. Oh right. What is Mother's Day in the UK? March. Is it Mother's Day? It's a Mother's Day. Mother's Day. Mother's Day?

Mother's Day. I read a big, I'm like, that's part of all of us. Those are some of the years. People just stop wearing clothes. They're done. Just like, this is like, it's like May 1st on. People just like, you have a problem with that? No, it's best part. Oh, to not hear that part. People just like, I'm done not gonna work on top

And I also live it's like read out by the river. I was like, nah Everybody's happy naked all the time. I went on the river this weekend Went canoeing I recreated a picture of me holding millie's hand. I saw that that was cool I know I said it was five years ago. It was five years ago started the podcast Balking crazy. So what we're gonna do mill Millie suggested this. We're gonna go there every five years and retake that picture. Smart lady, five every five years. She was four in the first one,

and now she's, she's gonna be nine soon. I was actually surprised by how little everybody in that photo had changed. I would expect that we would be way more drastic. Millie changed a lot. Millie changed. Millie went from four to nine. That's okay.

But you said in the back of Jeff's head, didn't change. No, and honestly, I mean, Millie, I mean,, she was a tiny little kid then, but I mean, she looks like a grown-up version of it. It doesn't look like a different person. And you looked very similar, I thought. Well, I'll let you say. Yeah. Austin's dramatic figure.

Did you see that picture of Austin's son posted the other day? Where was the skyline in 2004 versus the skyline in 2014? It was crazy. A lot of tall buildings added. Very, very different. A lot of fucking cranes. Yeah, there were a lot of cranes in the 2004. I wanted a version of that photo.

Recreated a photo that Gavin and I took the first time I visited Austin five years ago. Where we were outside Congress, and I was like modeling a Ruchisie shirt. I took that photo. You took it, yeah. Yeah. I want to recreate that. It should do it before they tear that building down.

That means you have five days, five years old. building down. That means your 5D is 5 years old That might have been my 10d which I just discovered I even forgot I had that camera. It was your 5d Was my 5d? I think it was his 10d because I remember him talking about how but we also shot the 5d's what we use to shoot a lot of the shorts It was that 5d's like I bought that camera. That's the most used camera in this fucking building I can never for three years. I have not been able to get my camera back. It's a constant camera. No personal camera. That's my camera.

Why? Because all my lenses, literally everybody every day needs it. So I feel like a jackass for taking my own camera back. Either J.J.'s got it, no, no, got it. I know. Everybody's doing that. I just get a ton of them. What's that?

Nah, it's fucking, just fucking, buy a suitcase of them. Why not? Fuck it. Glad no one heard what I said. What'd you say? Fire? JJ So you say it again Here let me read the setup. No, yes What do we say no this episode of the RISD podcast is brought to you by Nature Box Your mission is next-mortder to get in shape by summer. Your enemy the vending machine.

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or like in anyone's life. Like to become the president. Is that a lot of people work on in company? Yeah, everyone does that. I know what is the paperwork involved becoming president? I always take stuff and grind it like I was watching to run for office. Yeah, contract with the government. Well, you must have like that big America, NDA, right?

America, NDA, I don't know. I don't know that you do. The NSA NDA. Because I was, I just take stuff for granted. Like the last time the Olympics were on. I was just watching the Olympics and here's like, you know, whoever nobody from Denmark or whatever. How much paper did he have to deal with to get to that point

where he's competing in the Olympics? There must have been a whole thing, like an application and then like another thing. No, I mean, do you want to Olympics? Yes. Olympics, yes, no. Yes. Is paperwork your least favorite thing?

I hate it so much. You're about to get a house. You'll get a car eventually, I assume. You have a lot of paperwork ahead of you. I don't know how to avoid it, it's possible. And then green card. Your visa, yeah, it was a lot of paperwork. Yeah, I have the applications.

You sent me a bad out. The visa thing. Yeah. I had to find a lot of stuff. That's just as bad as doing paperwork. Like going through all the emails. I had to list every single day I'd ever been in the United States.

That was a whole thing. Yeah. Every entry and exit. They can't let that up? Are you a tank? Yeah. They stamp every time. Our time is up soon.

Yeah. Yeah. We'll better get some new visa. Only in companies a lot of paperwork. I you would think yeah stamp every time our time is up soon Better get some new visa only companies a lot of paperwork So it's a lot it's a lot of paperwork, but even though I stepped down as CEO It's like just like the board of directors like ownership level of stuff. I still have sign. I had to sign like 18 things today. Oh, it's just like ongoing not just starting your own business ongoing I was pretty good thing. You always want your also like your constant your just your financial information. Kinds a constant. It's a constant presence in your life. I can take like every dollar in my life exactly where it is. I just got even the one just got a great service today. I'm you may already know this exists. I had no idea it's existed.

As part of this home sale I'm going through I had to get something notarized and I was like fuck I have to go find a notary. No, I have to go do this. There's a notary the worst force. Do we who works? Well I just on a mobile notary service. We have a notary the worst. I didn't know that but I just like leave your telephone number. I didn't get something notarized. So I who are you? Here's my address. Okay we'll be there in 10 minutes to show it up. I was like notararize this. Done. All right. Pay us. Done.

What was it? Just like to witness to something. Yeah. It just like put a stamp on it. Who else say that you would know? Emily. She's not here. Emily. Prednant. She recently went on the leave. She's gone for like, oh, we get something notarizing two months. I can't give you information that's going to help you.

That's, I'm not on say. What do you have to get? No, right? Yeah, but you're like, we have a notary that works here. Like I'm stupid when I say I found a mobile notary. You're not stupid. I'm just telling What do you have to get know? Yeah, but you see you're like, we have a notary that works here. Like I'm stupid when I say I found a mobile notary. You're not stupid. I'm just telling you don't need that service because somebody works here. That's get some

notary. But today he what you today, you wouldn't need it the mobile notary. What do you get notary? What's that? Like what kind of things do you need that for? Ever since I found that, I've had four things notary. I've heard really. Does she charge?

I don't know. She didn't charge me. No. She makes a sign of the book and show me draft. I mean, come a person who does that? Yeah, you just. She didn't charge me now. Should we sign the book and show them a draft like I saw that? I think you come a person who does that. Yeah, you just take a class and do that stuff. It's weird. It's regulated. Should we explain what that is to people who don't live in the US? Or is it even a text? Yeah, I'm a little confused as to what.

A notice is basically a stamp from an official that says, the person who signed this is that person. Yeah, you show me your ID. They look at your name and they look at the document that has the name. Like, all right, sign it. I think I have to get some people to do that for my visa application. Yeah, you show me your ID, they look at your name and they look at the document that has the name, like, all right, sign it. I think I have to get some people to do that for my visa application. Yeah. And I think in at least in Texas, there's like a set fee that they can charge at most for their notary services. It's like seven bucks or something. It's huge pain. The ass. See, that seems like something you would do. Like you always have, you already have

ways. You can, you can, you can, you're ordained. Yeah. Why don't you just put them in a hurry as well? I've never, can you know, it's never been in Kaviyansi trying to get something notarized before. Do you get your own stamp? This is a stamp. If you want to see on the screen, Patrick pulled up. This is the stamp.

They're big, a little bigger. Can you notarize yourself? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if you can notarize when you're in documents. That might be too much power. If you're a notary, you've already established who you are and your identity, right? Yeah. My favorite thing in contracts is stuff

that I don't know how they would prove. For example, buying this house is like, is this your primary resident, residents? Are you going to live here? Or is it a secondary one where you have to spend at least 15 days out of the year there? Or is it just a investment? How do they prove that you've spent 15 days on a story? It's not an issue until they prove it. Right. I saw a story about a few months ago, about a guy who lived in Pennsylvania, but he worked so frequently in New York

that instead of commuting sometimes, he just bought a house there, and would stay at his house in New York for like a week or two, then go back to Pennsylvania, and then alternate it back and forth. And he knew that someone was going to make this a pain in his ass. Well, like, if you stayed too long there, they would charge him tax for this.

If you didn't stay at this house in New York long enough, it wouldn't be declared as residents. So every day that he goes there and he stays there, he takes a picture of himself in front of his house with that day's newspaper. So when I finally did become an issue and they're like, you need to prove that you spend as much time here, he's like, here are all the photos showing

that I spent every one of these days at the house. Wow, that's a pain there. That's pretty cool. It's like he knew ahead of time. There's gonna be a huge pain in my ass I'm just gonna proactively take photos. I wish I had that kind of foresight like I wish the first time I ever went to America You would think of it. You should do it. Yeah, I'd be like this might come in handy. I'm not doing it I'm doing a resident of the UK. Yeah Did you pay taxes there still? Yeah, Christ. I became a non-resident of Canada So I don't know if you're

You're resident of the US, but not a citizen of the US. Yes. Okay, so you could be a citizen in one country, but not a resident Gotcha. You do that tax your cheaper here. So according to Roux, Roni 1029 No, you cannot not arise your own documents and you have to charge a dollar for every stamp. So you owe him a leaf $4 I owe $4 So I'm according to yeah a lot of you are saying notaries cannot. Wow. Apparently, there's a lot of people who are experts about notaries because Twitter is blowing up. Well, they also are.

They have to Google it in the middle of the whole crowd. I might have paid, I might have paid Emily. Don't you remember? So, but she notaris is documents for me. Like she, I got a ticket. She notaris that and I got this other thing. We got ticket. I got a speeding ticket. Is this the one you made the? They got turning an animated venture? No. Oh, no. The one where your kid was like, what's this?

Oh yeah, that's the one. That's the one. I was thinking about the thing, the time you ratted me out to the Canadian police. Oh, check. Yeah, that was that one. I got a ticket. That was the 35 miles an hour. And I was going like 45.

You're going to take it for 40. Yeah. Never gotten this being ticket. Really? Never got this. It's just hit my insurance. I didn't do it. I didn't think where I switched and this is not an endorsement. This is actually a real thing. I, uh, or a sponsorship, I should say.

We, uh, I should point out too. We have a video coming out this week that is weird timing that would seem like it's sponsored. It's not sponsored. That's all you can really say about it. I know exactly. It's really weird timing, but I feel I have to explicitly say there's a video coming later this week That is not serious. It is because it is every now I'll be able to figure it out. I think based on that one stuff look sponsored Have as all the time a slow-mo guys where we'll base a video around a thing and then it looks like it sponsored by that Like mentors and co-golks like coke paid me to make sure I did it just now video

I uploaded about an hour ago. I drop a swim cap on Dan's head But the way it lands it comes down a slow motion and then goes speedo We've never do that again. Try to do that. It'll be unsent fucking 15 hours dropping a swim cap Not sponsored by speedo. If I had to have so annoyed I just got it sponsored by someone else I walk into his office All I see is Dan like shirtless lying on the ground and like well, I'm leaving I'm gonna turn around. The sucky thing for Dan about that video is that he has like lumps all over his chest because the day before I waxed his chest In slow-mo and that video has to come out yet. I had a Fuliculitis. I diagnosed it with folliculitis. Yeah, I'm not a professional waxer or a no-cher. When you get near your bits waxed for a video,

you said you would do it. Yeah, but who wants to get that close to my bits? Someone you pay. Oh, wacer? I know. I'm so happy. We finished filming the season of immersion. I'm so happy your bits survived.

Yeah, me too. That came out part of the way through and I was like, oh, the final episode was good. Yeah, it was touching good. I'm happy Michael survived that one, because it was. I'm happy everybody survived. That was a nightmare of that one. That was touching good. I'm happy Michael survived that one because it was I'm happy everybody survived That was a nightmare of that one. That was a nightmare the last one the last one because Michael almost died in the in the next one as well On Thursdays one. Yeah, he died. He almost died this one coming up

But I wasn't there for that. I had I stepped away from set for like half an hour the first show up to set late Oh, was that oh later? Jesus, I listen listen. No, no, I've had a really weird think on it. Like Matt has, Matt has threatened to hire me an assistant because I have been like, like ever since we moved, I've been late or missed like four different meetings. I just been like, I've been fucked up. My calendar or something. I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. I don't, I don't do that. And I was like,

I was an hour late to an immersion shoot for pickups. And then I was up, my countbook or something. I don't know what it is, I don't know what it is. I don't do that. And I was like, I was an hour late to an immersion shoot for pickups. And then I was like, I straight up missed a lunch meeting. And someone was like, hey, how close are you? It's like, I'm lost the Angela. So I'm pretty far away. I forgot who you're having lunch today. Sorry about that.

And then it was like another thing, where it was like two other meetings where I just flat out. But what was he doing? He did another day, Shannon showed up. He's like, that was the other one. Yeah, he's like, hey, I'm here for the meeting with you in Bernie. I was like, what meeting? Say, Bernie didn't tell you?

I was like, no, he's not even here. He's like, he told me to be here at 10 a.m. I was like, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. Shannon was going to help us drill for midnight for the show the tape you're doing this week. You, you, you told me about it, but you didn't tell me it was at 10 a.m. It's I get you. You bothered, boy, you. Yeah, listen, you're, me about it? You didn't tell me it was a 10 a. It's, I get you.

You bothered, boy. Yeah, listen, you're, you're, that one, you fucked up too. I missed that one. But yeah, but I just, I just like, I've been really embarrassed by like my, just, it's, I, I hate that. But somebody did it to me, it'd be fucking pissed.

When I was younger, and I would see people like using calendars or like trying to manage your schedule, I would always be like, what the fuck is this person? You're like, how important or busy this person thing there that you have to keep a calendar to keep all their shit straight? I live by my fucking calendar now. On your phone? Yeah, I have to have alerts at certain intervals.

I can't even keep phone calls in my head. Like, I don't even mean, I'll have to do it, just be by the phone when it rings. And I'm always surprised when someone calls me. I'm like, who the hell is this, hello? Must be nice to be so important. You don't ever have to place the call. No, I never call anyone.

My recent list is just people finding me people. Well, with us, I have to make conference calls a lot of times. It's like we do like RTX calls and it's like, there's going to be like 10 different people calling it. So you just can't wait for the call to ring. You just have to dial in. That happened to us once where we were scheduling a conference call with someone and both of us just, we didn't add it to our calendar, we forgot. That happened to us once where we were scheduling a conference call with someone, and both of us

just, we didn't add it to our calendar, we forgot. And they emailed us like, hey, we're online. We didn't know if you guys, and I'm like, well, it goes to Zadaptown. Yeah, I was out of town. We sound like the biggest assholes in the world. Terrible, terribly unprofessional people. Well, I used to also, we go visit game developers or publishers, and we'd see like their meeting rooms were just filled. Like at Microsoft they have LCDs, monitors at the conference room

so people can schedule them digitally. It's pretty freaking awesome actually. And they're just filled. The meeting room's all day longer filled with people. But I would've talked to people like, well, I've been meetings from 8 a.m. to about one. And then I have like a two hour break and then I'm meeting you to the end of the day,

like three to six. You posted a journal about your meetings the other day. And I used to be the same way as you. It's like how how do you live going to meetings and now it's like with all the different productions we have going on. It's like a Monday. I'm the podcast day. I'm wall to wall meetings.

Yeah. It's so bad. You and I tried to plan a meeting together the other day. Yeah. We're like let's go to lunch. Yeah. I don't know. What does your day look like? Oh, that's a bad. You and I tried to plan a meeting together the other day. Yeah, we're like, let's go to lunch. Yeah. I don't know. What does your day look like? Oh, that's a bad day. Oh, let's look at this day. Oh, no, bad day.

So we have to block out time to go get fucking lunch. I didn't really find anything because we were coordinating with the guys who are for this midnight appearance. They were just quarry with them. And it was a conference call in my office. And there's right across the hall is a conference room. And I was supposed to be in there for an RTX conference call And I was just walking back and forth and keeping the conversation going and then I noticed it like

I of course it's like this, but just going back and forth to do meetings The guys were doing most of the talking on the speaker phones the one guy at the studio and one guy at this company We were talking to you in the other room and I noticed when I went back and forth they sounded the exact same as all like okay so we were looking at this thing and um if you guys want to look at like page two here we were talking about this and we were one of this and I was like cab you got to come over here next door and we walk out it's like so we're going to be uh we're going to have you guys there we'll you know we'll go over things we'll be like a dress rehearsal walk out it's like and then you know we'll get our tx for it's a bit of difficulty it's sound like it's like so we we're gonna get you guys there at three and then

And after that will be like this like the same different conversation Every every man really knew what I was like and they're just can't be a listen again I want to the room just aren't laughing because it sounded like the exact same guy I've got to start laughing and then I had to stand right in the middle so I wasn't laughing in either Every every person sounds the exact same on a conference. They put on that business voice Everyone has the exact same voice. Yeah. And there's something about when you talk to a speaker phone

that you just talk in a certain tone. You have to like, enunciate and talk kind of slowly. And also louder. Yeah. Because usually like people can't hear you. Also, whenever I've been on a conference call, especially here, the amount of times that we will mute it and then just be like, I wonder how often they're doing that on the other side

We don't we don't we ever never done that I have never done that Like completely obvious it's like Yeah, absolutely I'm not calls before where you're with somebody. I feel like what are you guys? I feel like every slow guys It's cool. It's just the biggest waste of time over Have you ever seen that skit the live action skit where it's conference call in real life? And I have everybody sitting out. Yeah, it's great. Like absolutely accurate

That's I mean a lot of times too. It's like we've talked to somebody like are you there? Are you there? Hello? Are you there? Hello? They got all in sorry. I was on mute What were they saying on the other side like that? You know, when you learn to get an appreciation for conference calls, I understand what you're saying. You learn to get an appreciation for conference calls when you do enough business travel because traveling all the way to a different city to have a meeting with somebody after while you're just like, I'm let's just do it on the conference call. And you're like, you make sure that you show up and you get things done and all that stuff because business travel is just, it's, it's

a killer. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Well, it's a waste of a, like, 40% of your week to have a meeting. I like, I have, yeah. We're at this taping on Wednesday. It's flying home Thursday, a super happy about it. And somebody come and go, Hey, let's have dinner. And I said, great, let's do it Wednesday night. They go, can't see Thursday night. I'm thirsty, I'm super happy about it. And somebody come and go, hey, let's have dinner. And I said, great, let's do it Wednesday night. They go, can't. So it's Thursday night. I'm like, I know, I gotta stay over to Friday for this Thursday night.

Why do Thursday breakfast? What's that? Breakfast. Can't be done. Can't be done. So you stay in Exfe. I'm staying by, I stayed through the Friday. Really?

I probably am. Could you help me on my own then? Yeah, you will. Could you bring me back something from the waffle? The waffle is a place where we go eat in LA and I'm staying right by there and I'm going to eat three and I'm staying right by there Can you bring me back something from the what do you want a red velvet waffle with cream cheese icing? Yes, please it's delicious Are you ordered a Gavin special every time for Gavin? No the day Gucci three different waffles That you started that you have a dino is three things at once

The time you have to like order across the line. Yeah, like order shit. That doesn't go to no. No, I order when he first showed up, I do have everybody take the waffle. I order a red velvet waffle, a chocolate waffle, and a regular waffle. So it's like all the different colors. Yeah, and I have like an eighth of each and then and those excuses from me need half of a red velvet waffle basically. I'm trying to get him to add it to the menu, but they're not. And it's one of those things that we take from each other. That's actually Jack's place in LA and I completely stole it. Yeah, I just go to LA way more than he does. So I go there. Yeah. Jack gets annoyed if you don't order a waffle. If I get every time they're at tweeted Jack, then I'm at the waffle.

You actually once asked for the dangushy special, didn't you? I tried to get it to the point where I knew what I was doing. I know what what. I was a little bummed out. I don't know if you have to spend that a restaurant to get something named after you. Do you think I think you said to be famous? Like really famous. Can you get a lazy eye contact? Like a contact is a whole eye contact lens.

You know that? You know who would know that? Sheena, Monty's girlfriend. She would definitely know. She has all about those contacts. She has like a thousand different contacts. It sounds like some kind of like makeup visual effect thing, right? Sure. You should definitely be able to get that. You know, white contact. Yeah. We were just we were just talking about the guy who plays Tywin Lannister. He was in last action. I character had a glass eye with all these different interchangeable things on it, right? And those were all contacts. Smiley face.

Yeah. And a bull's eye and all that other stuff. Like that was that character's thing. The movie was a phenomenal flop at the box office. Yeah. What was it called? Last action hero. I've never seen it.

It was a movie about Arnold Schwarzenegger plays action hero in the world. He's like a fictional character, like an amusement kid goes to see him all the time and the action hero makes his way out into the real world from the movie screen. And so it's supposed to be like, if a movie action hero came to the real world, like shoots the back of cars and doesn't understand where they don't blow up, and stuff and he like tries to jump off buildings onto the roof of cars and he hurts himself. Is that different to the one where he became a superhero? That Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Yeah. I don't know what that is. Like he was a toy or something. You fly around to that. Oh, boy. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christmas movie. What? No, he was looking for a toy. There was jingle all the way.

But didn't he become the toy? Yeah, it was almost in bad. Didn't he become the toy at the end? I never saw the movie. I didn't see either. I know they were looking for a toy in that movie That's all I know so last action hero made $50 million in the US on a budget of 85 million Some people are saying what did you switch to?

I'm like switching to something. What do you mean? I don't know People like what did you switch to you started saying you were switching to something? Switch your insurance. Oh, I just went with Geico switching to something. You switch your insurance. Oh, I just went with Geico. Did you say 15% with your insurance? I did, I saved like, it was literally, I heard the radio add for the billion time of 15 minutes could save you 15%.

I got, I'll call. They saved me a shitload of money. But then they went over my driving record like I'm some kind of jerk because I got to get three years ago. What I like about the guy who does the voice of the Geico get co. No one in England. I'd never heard of Geico when I lived there. So I don't think anyone in England knows this guy for the Geico get co.

But he's in EastEnders. He's in like a really crappy sitcom. And he was in Red Dwarf as well. But I think he's most famous for a voice in a different country. Yeah, well, it's in America. Yeah. It's just weird that he has this whole acting career and most people know him for voicing a lizard somewhere else.

Think about all the American stars you get commercials in Japan. What's the real? All the American stars you do commercials in Japan. There's a bunch of them. Like you ever seen any of the like Brad Pitt commercials from Japan? You used to be a bigger deal before like YouTube and shorts and you know what they were doing. Yeah, or it's like, yeah, I'll go do this for a bunch of money and no one will ever see

it. Yeah, they would just go do something. And that's like, never see all of them. Yeah, it's the whole premise for Bill Murray being in Japan and lost in translation. Lost in translation. Great movie. I've heard the story about Bill Murray that he goes up to people at restaurants and like takes some of their fries and he just goes, no one's ever going to believe you. Is that true?

There's a lot of stories about like Bill Murray, like just shows up at a college party. I hear he does shit like that all the time, but I don't know if there's a way to give a fuck It's not seen evidence. I've heard it all the time There was also that funny picture on Facebook, I guess Tom Hanks found someone passed out drunk on a table Yeah, and then their phone was there so he let them up and like took a selfie with them like like this while he was passed out And then the guy posted it was like I can't believe I met Tom Hanks while I was passed. I didn't see that. If I was a celebrity like that I would do that shit all the time. You can only find that picture really easily. Could you?

Some of it sounds like a challenge. Here I'm going to be the other thing. I'm cynical. A lot of people look for that Tom Hanks photo. I want to remind everyone this episode of the podcast is also brought to you by Squarespace. I want to say thanks to Squarespace for supporting Rooster T. Squarespace is the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website, portfolio, or online store. Squarespace has been around for nine years and they're constantly improving their platform with new features, new designs, and even better support. They have beautiful designs for you to start with and have a ton of style options seeing

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How was being a groom's man, Gavin? That was good. I just got like a really close-up view of the wedding. I'm surprised you actually did that because it seems out of character from my perspective. Oh, I would hate if anyone asked me to do that again, but he's my boy. I got to do it. I was talking to Megan. You didn't do a speech. No, I can't do a speech. I'd rather publicly commit suicide in the middle of the room like with all the group of my brain everywhere. I hate like a great speech that situations where I have no I have no problem with all eyes on me at some event because usually it's people I've never met before But because every single person almost is people I know it's just like

Maybe maybe maybe he's your good friend. Maybe you just fucking get over that and just do it I was talking to Meg maybe next time before I met to and she said that you had been practicing holding your hands together I had to hold my hands left over, right? Like this. And she said that she noticed when you like, walk down the aisle and stood there, you like look down at your hands to make sure you're doing it properly.

I was actually looking at Andy's. What are you like? I was like, have I got this right? Absolutely. Like you're insured. She said that he was just like practicing over and over before going up there. So yeah, honestly, I would say no to most people on the planet, but Michael is my boy

So what if I was a dude and I asked you to be a boy at my wedding I'd rather not oh What a thing it's married you say you would Riscively he'd laugh about that wedding is clearly bullshit I'm not gonna aggressively he'd laugh at that. That wedding is clearly bullshit. Aw. Well, it's just someone who like bullied him into it. What about Bernie?

It's something super cross-eyed chick. Who's like marry me, Dan? What about Bernie? Bulls of you. What if you were, what if you were groomed to net Bernie's? I feel like you wouldn't ask me at this point. You guys are gonna get that joke in the way home. I fucking guarantee it.

No, Gus finally got it I will spit that beer out that was that was a battle I miss what he said I was you go back and rewatch the podcast. It's about you would not be you would not be in dance wedding I'm done got married I'd be that I wouldn't be in the wedding. You wouldn't, you wouldn't, you wouldn't. I want to be that like, the stuff that I choose is best man. No. If you got married, who would be your best man?

I wouldn't have one. You would need one? Jeff's have one? No, you know, I wouldn't want to bud in someone with that. Hypothetically. Who would be your worst man? Here's the problem, Jeff. Here's the problem. Here's the problem. You're gonna get married to somebody.

And they're gonna have... I don't want to inconvenience anyone, but they're gonna have people on their side You can't have four bridesmaids and just the dude just the groom and no no groom. I'm not much a mad at you You got a match it. You got a match. You're gonna have to come up with like four people best man It can all people for people which four people's lives are in convenience for like the next month I guess yeah, I would be a group is, wasn't inconvenience for you for a month. It was always on my mind like, oh, God, I can get this f'ing tux. And then. And the funny thing is actually Michael knows this about Gavin.

Yeah. Michael, like, there was a whole Ruchy Thaname adventure. Yeah. Story Michael told in the podcast about he need to get different shoes for immersion and Michael had to like walk him through the shoes process. The grooms and thing. Well, we're like, shoes process. The groomed thing was like, hold suit. I was an official. That wasn't.

Yeah. Oh, what's that? Oh, bandit. Sorry. I apologize. That the, um, the, the suit thing would be that would be a whole thing. I mean, like he's got a walk. He did take me to men's warehouse.

I don't blame him. I would do the same thing. No way that you do that in your own. That's commitment. You know, he likes you because he knew when he selected you. I don't know if he likes me do the same thing. No way that you do that in your own. That's commitment. You know he likes you because he knew when he selected you. I don't know if he likes me. He just knows. He knew. No, he does like you because he wouldn't have selected you otherwise. He knew when he selected you. He's like, if I select him, I'm gonna have to take him.

Oh, you think I have to help him do all this shit. He's like, is it worth it? And he decided it was. Yeah, I hope you got something nice. So he should be in your wedding party. Where do you think you weren't getting cut? Let's say Lindsey had one last prize made. Do you think you'd be gone then? Because you weren't best man. No.

Some other dude, some bald guy. It was his friend Joe. Joe, Joe the bald guy. Then there was other people in there. Then there was brother was in there. There were two brothers. Fucking Andrew was in there. I think you're in there.

I think you're in there. Yeah. You think you're your first cut? Yeah, I think so. Before Andrew gets cut there. Then you're in there. Yeah. You think you're your first cut? Yeah, I think so. Before Andy gets cut first. Yeah, I think I'll be going with Frandy. Really? Yeah.

I think he would. Because Andy is a friend that Michael chose as a friend. I just sit next to Michael at work. Do you trust him? No choice. Michael wouldn't have to take Andy to get his tux. That's true. And he knew how to hold his hands without his hands.

Do you think if Michael and Ray were still good friends? Do you think that you would do you think it he would have chosen ray over you if that was the thing? Yeah, yeah, I think so too. It's too bad. What happened? Yeah All right, I'm gonna do anything I can to fucking get a gun running joke on right get a fucking running joke on Ray That fucking stranger thing is like just it just keeps going he took that thing home You know that framed stranger thing. He's got it in his house. God damn dude. That's it. It just keeps going They're they're good friends by the way dude. I wish they were better though Well, they used to be I want to thank you for telling me about that stereo headset I'm gonna look I'm on I had no idea that thing existed that just so cool. It's awesome

Did you get the headset with it? Yeah? Yeah? Explain to people what you're talking about. Yeah yeah you update your controller then you plug in a beefy set of headphones that puts all the game audio into your ear and then you can control the voice audio as well on the same thing so it's like everything in your ear you don't even have to have the sound on your TV you can mute it it's the thing you were upset about the update your firmware controller fuck that it lets you pass your television audio wirelessly to the next class one. And it sounds good. I've been playing Titan 4.

I've been hearing sounds I've never heard before. I did you know this when someone jumps on your Titan and it says attention, you know, if someone's rode in and the top of your thing, that happens about six seconds after the dude lands on you. Yeah, you hear like clunk clunk clunk clunk. What the heck points on? I keep hearing, I was like, what is that? And then like five seconds later, it says someone's on me.

Now I hear the clunk, clunk, and I just gasped them immediately before they do any damage. I'm in. It's really helpful. But you don't hear it if you're playing with just TV sound. Now, what you're right, you're just, it's more noticeable with you in here.

This is gonna be on the internet. So people are gonna point out to us that this feature that you're talking about shipped with the PS4. I know, and I loved it. It's great. I talking about shipped with the PS4. I know and I loved it It's great. I loved the fact that the PS4 the controller just comes where you just plug it in and it was one of the things built in You don't even need the puck. It's great I'm just happy because it's on the Xbox one and he plays the Xbox one

So I showed it to you. Yeah, and yeah, it's great being able to feed the audio through my problems I play Assassin's Creed 4 primarily right now on my Xbox one and Assassin's Creed comes with this digital garbage noise, like this noise it makes constantly, like we pause and stuff, and it makes the puck sound like a shitty. I hate that, I hate that because it adds a digital garble to it. Does yours cut out sometimes? It is never cut out but I'm never that far away. I use it, it's for treadmill gaming because it's like there's no chords going to me. I'm just sat on my bed probably 10 feet from my Xbox, but it it's choppy sometimes

Just cuts in and out like maybe for like five seconds. It'll be like five seconds. Do you just say five seconds ago that it was perfect? I said it was great. I'm it's not perfect by any means. He said it sounds top. Yeah, it's hot. You see more stuff. By the way, she sent me a whole Thing there's a site called crazy lenses color view crazy lenses and she doesn't mean it's like where she gets L.E.D. ones as well now. I think you can't do that. How would you have like a battery in there? I can't go into your body. That is maybe glow in the dark. I can't choose too much. You think they They've made a contact lens that taps into electrical currents of your body to power a fucking LED on your eye? How much power is it for an LED? You can, you can light a light bulb, but then it gets out of your eye. Some sort of sense it like you can't actually, yeah, I don't think about that. You just complete a circuit with the goop from your eye.

Oh, right. Yeah. A sensor on the, I don't fucking know. You're making it sound like, oh, it's easy. Here's your green, right? Yeah. Okay. I couldn't tell. They look kind of like hazel.

They look kind of dreamy to me. What people tell me my eyes are gray, and that's insane. They're not gray. Mine are. Here's a blue. Blue gray. Blue.

There's no such thing as blue gray. That's like saying pink white is pink. Maybe it's just a really light pink. Pink white. It's purple orange. Beautiful. Careful. So do we don't have any other weddings coming up anytime soon? Do we? I feel like I've I've been speaking of weddings. I feel like a lot of people have had birthdays here. Like in the first week of May, like it seems I knew probably 15 people who had a birthday in the last two weeks. April and May I think are the busiest time for It seems I knew probably 15 people who had a birthday

in the last two weeks. April and May, I think are the busiest times for birthdays. No, and that must mean people really like to fuck at the end of July and beginning of August. Yes, summer. Like summer. Summer hot and sweaty.

Because then like nine months later, you ended up with all these fucking kids born. Because I was literally every day. For last week, I think I knew someone who's birthday was every day of the week. And apparently 50 people in the company makes it so that there's two people in the same day or something.

Yeah, no, the odds of being in the same room is somebody with your birthday. So some kind of weird birthday probability. It's a famous math problem. They're like, if there's 37 people in the same room, that's odds are the two of them have the same birthday. I'm gonna go for the third year in a row here where I'm out of town for my birthday. Where are you gonna try it? I don't know, I'm just trying to find some way to do it.

It's May 23rd, right? Mm-hmm. Coming up. So right here on the corner. Where are you gonna be? I don't know. I need to find some of you. I still remember what you wrote to me my birthday last year. Where are you?

You said happy birthday, Barbara, for your present. I got you a empty convention center and an instrumentable, a man of work. That. That was right for our tea. And I was like, fuck you. Yep. When you're birthday July 2nd. July 2nd. Oh, you are gonna be fucking miserable. We are gonna be packing bags for the RTX attendees that day. Packing bags. Yeah, we did it yourself. Well, I organized it. Is there a company that does it? No. Our volunteers. Yeah. Great group of volunteers that show up and stuff all of those bags. No. Our volunteers. Yeah. We're a great group of volunteers that show up and stuff all of those bags. Huh. Yeah. Good. Good on you. It's crazy. Like you show up and you get like pallets of stuff delivers. Like here's all of your bags. Here's all of here's some of the shit. Here's some of the shit. Here's some of the shit. Here's some of the shit. Like all right.

Let's all organize it in the line. And you know, last year it was like here's 10,000 of them. Let's put all of that shit into those bags. It didn't take very long. It maybe I think took three or four hours total to do 10,000 bags. Dishoughton and knowing that like most people is going to chocolate shit away. No. What's in it? What's in the bag?

Yeah. Well, last year we have we gave away like a depressing knowing you're holding a big convention with a people are going to leave after three days. Like we gave away like a. It's the same thing. It's just an experience. The deck of Rischief playing cards. You remember the playing cards? Yeah. You're looking at me like you have no idea what I'm talking about.

You said like the playing cards? We always have an exclusive item in there from Rischief. We had some stuff from Iron Gaming where like the... Don't fight. Just let's guess those. Like the Iron Gaming wristband. A bunch of different inserts. Our program, which has our schedule and mapping stuff.

I know there are little goodies and fun things that people could look at. Gavin said you sound phenomenally disinterested. Hey me. You had a great time at RTX last year. You told me, what, how am I saying I didn't have a great time? I'm not, I'm just saying you had a good time.

You're not having a good time? I had a great time. Are you okay? All right, let's talk about some. There's gonna be some changes to the way we do our checks this year. Do you guys want to talk about that at all? In terms of what? Well, like signings.

Yeah, like the way you lot more panels this time around. Yeah, the every seeing what you want to see and seeing who you want to see is going to be a lot easier and more manageable this year. Right. Well, what's the attendance? 30,000. 30,000. So 30,000 over three days. What is it like 10 hours a day? No, it varies. The first day is six and the second, the second of the third days are both nine.

Yeah, so nine, nine and six. So if I spend a minute with every person, is that possible? No. No. So six plus nine plus nine. 30,000 minutes, a lot of minutes. 24, 24.

30,000 people are not, not 30,000 people are there to see specifically you. 30,000 minutes a lot of minutes. 24, 24. 30,000 people are not, not 30,000 people are there to see specifically you. No, I know, but that's the way. How many people could you meet and say, hello, dude? We're just going off the thing of people will be upset if they don't meet who they want to meet. You know, or if you're going to see that.

See, that's the difference. It's like, we can, if we, we basically have like, the panels we have live shows essentially, then we can entertain 5,000 people at a time. You're not going to be able to entertain 5,000 people at a time. You're not going to be able to entertain 5,000 people by one on one signing. We have one room that can hold 5,000 people. So you get up and you do a podcast or do whatever. You entertain all those people.

Everyone gets to see you as opposed to having to go through and meet everyone on an individual basis. We always suggest that before, like you look at the schedule of events and you pick out maybe two or three things maximum that you have to do during RTX or people that you have to meet and that's what you work your schedule around. So let's say like you have to absolutely go to the Achievement Hunter panel. So you choose that and that's the one thing that you focus on and then everything else is kind of bonus. But what you shouldn't expect is to individually meet every single person.

No, it's physically impossible. It might be possible for maybe, you know, a handful of people, but it's just luck based at that point. Just set your expectations right, you're gonna have a great time no matter what, but just know that I'm sorry in advance if we don't talk. Yes, we love everyone who comes. I guarantee you, I would be opposed like, you know, working our hardest to meet every single person and entertain everyone. Yeah, and the exhibition floor is gonna be awesome too. Absolutely.

We had a great meeting today. I mean, I, today was, I was really, you're saying it's like, I can't believe how my Monday has turned into meetings. It's actually really awesome because this, this company's like hitting on all cylinders. Like I go from one really awesome project meeting to another project meeting.

That's really cool. Like we went to a new animated production and we were talking about, I was like, that's, that's, that's, that's. I was thinking to a new animated production that we were talking about. I was like, that's fucking badass. I was thinking today of all the stuff that I did today, and it's in so many different parts of the company. It's good. Like I did a bunch of let's place today.

I added to the Slumber Guys. I recorded for a secret thing. I did some pickups for immersion, and I'm on a podcast. I'm like, here, almost every part of the company. Yeah. Yeah. I was going over some stuff every part of the company. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I was going over some stuff, like, for Lindsey and Michael's wedding, I was thinking, should somebody of the company say something? Like, if more people than just their family had said stuff at their wedding, I think maybe one of us would have set up and said, like, from behalf of the company, like, you know, talk about them a little bit. Because the- On behalf of the company, you're welcome.

I'm about, well, what do you mean? You're here to do something? Oh, oh. No, I was going to say, like, talk about it. Like, you know, Michael is like, as a person who makes one person making one show, Ragequit is just like enormous. I mean, it's one person that works on the show. I know you've guessed it on the couple.

And now Play Pals has become another Thursday show. Well, yeah, they're trading off now between Ragequit and Play Pals. It's hard to say Play Pals, but that's in Pay Pals. I had a big media on paypal today. But the other thing I discovered too is that Lindsay, Lindsay is the person that the company she works on every single production. She's worked on every single thing she's worked on. She's worked on a podcast. She worked on She-Man Hunter. She's Reversed Blue. She works on Ruby. She's worked on a new thing.

My mission. Every immersion, every single thing, this is probably the only person the company who can say she works on everything. That is true, RTX. Anything but RTX. I need Ruby, and I think I'll have touched everything. Yeah, you don't do a voice on Ruby, right? Well, then what? No, I'm not a team hunter.

I've recorded for Ruby, but it was cut. Does that count? I've been in some horse tournaments for a team. You know we're going to team. I've recorded for Ruby, but it was cut. Does that count? I've been in like some horse tournaments for a team hunter. I guess that would be I mean, yeah, I guess so. But I mean it's interesting that like that it's like we have so many productions now that it's like Before is everybody worked on everything, but now it's like this one person where it's clearly she's worked on every single maybe I should start trying to do that and maybe I'll get into accounting next I just said actually you'll start notarizing. You speaking of the wedding. Go ahead. You almost pulled the ultimate prank at that wedding. Fuck. I had it down. Yeah. Wait, are we talking about the same thing? I almost get a couple things. I'm talking about that. What? Oh, so fucking close. that would have been so fucking terrible

and get ruined for you by people who are much nicer to you things i try to do i almost ruin michael and this is what twice one of what you try not there was no way the gavin forgot there's no way that you remembered to turn off his phone i thought there's no way he remembered that and so this big promenade or what they call that procession of everyone coming out they're doing that lazy Lindsey comes out of everything, Lindsey look beautiful and address. By the way, first version of the came out was Michael and his mother, Barbara.

I mean, instantly, just piss like a cartoon. Like tears are flying like this. Because you were standing across the aisle. Where it's like, I was looking back to see Michael and you could see me and I like, second I saw Michael, I was done. What about Michael, made you cry? Because he's one of my really good friends and he looks so happy.

To think about what he's doing. He used to be there. He's walking. But he's supposed to get married to another one of my best friends. He's getting married. Yeah, but he hadn't got married to him. I was just so happy for them and he looks so happy in many ways. Anyway, Michael hates.

I'm sorry I'm friends with Michaeles Gavin's ringtone, which is that if you're gonna do it put some effort into it. I thought that was pretty good. You've really got to make it. It's gonna be like, ah, it's gonna be like, ah, like piercing. That's it. Yeah, but so I had it in my text. At the beginning of the wedding I showed it to Ryan, I get a signal from Ryan, I go, don't

forget to turn off your phone. And I was waiting for the, is there anyone who objects to this union? It was waiting on that. But I was like, and then I was like, actually, it's like, actually, it's next to me, she goes, if you fucking send that, she was like, do not do that.

So I actually waited all the way to the whole thing was over and they were coming out and I sent it and nope, he did hand, his phone off. You went for it. Completely off. I think I checked to see if my phone was on silent about 10 times before I walked down the stairs. And in the end, I just turned my phone completely off.

I was like, I might knock it or it might flash through my pocket, so I just turned the hell off. Pro tip, did you know if you have an alarm set, it will turn on your phone and put the alarm on. So if you have an alarm set for one o'clock and your phone's off at like, 12, 59. Well, that's the thing you should have done. It'll turn your phone on and put the alarm off. It's like I'm gonna set the alarm. If you have an alarm set for the morning and you can't scroll up from the lock screen and you can access the clock.

I'm actually surprised that the iPhone at least doesn't have a thing like I'm going to a movie. So put me on silent for two hours. Yeah, this is a good start button. Do you know what to do? But does it do for a certain amount of time? Yeah. And it undoes it after a month. You can do it for like two hours, and it will come back on But tell the other day only money. Okay, so the other thing was so

Gavin doesn't Respect the wedding because he's doesn't just like I just emotionless. I'm not a fan of tradition Emotion and like all the weird stuff Monty is too busy to care Monty's like he's there and he's thinking about other stuff. It's like I'm just, if I'm Monty, I'm like, okay I'm at a wedding but okay, I gotta go to work at some point so I'm,

I'm gonna go, go, go. He's not paying attention to stuff like that. So we're eating appetizers. And before, before, what you guys are outside taking pictures? And Monty's like, where are they? And I said they're outside taking pictures. No Monty's like, well they didn't take pictures before. It's like, where are they? And I said, they're outside taking pictures. Nobody's like, well, they didn't take pictures before.

It's like, no, because the bride and group couldn't see each other. I guess. So, there was it there. And we were just sitting out with Monty. And I look over and I see the cake. And I go, hey, Monty, one piece of cake? And he goes, yeah, one kind of cake is it.

And I go, I don't know. He goes, he goes, I go, just get a piece. I go, get me a piece when he gets one, too. He goes, okay. She goes, what are you doing? No! He likes, he took a I go, just get a piece, I go, get me a piece when you get one too, he goes, okay. She goes, what are you doing? No! He took a full step towards the cake and I was like, he was gonna cut what is it? Oh my god!

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want to make Lindsay mad. So that was why I tried to do everything. That's why you're turning it over. I've never seen Lindsay get mad. I know you guys hang out with her like outside the oven. I don't think I've ever seen Lindsay get mad. I've seen her be like professional where she like had to yell at someone to shut up because they're like filming or doing something. I said we all do. I've I'd be stern but not mad. Every month or fucker in this place by the way, the megaphone of like hey quiet or filming something, literally people get quiet to listen to that and then immediately start talking.

That is the shortest amount of time that people pay attention to anything. I was here earlier and someone was filming a segment for the know and they pulled out the megaphone. They're like everyone be quiet filming the know. And we could still hear people talking over here in this general area. And then they figured the megaphone again, like, please quiet the know. And then you can still hear the people talking,

they heard Barbara yell, Adam, shut up! It's because they have a fan going in their office. They can't hear shit. You can hear that megaphone. They cannot swear to God, they cannot. But they could hear me when I yell at them. And all I have to say is Adam shut up. You're living in a megaphone.

Was Adam, which Adam was talking about? Both of them. That's why I just said Adam. That both loud humans. But yeah, I am louder than that megaphone. Nobody, listen, I got a loud respect for people to work here. One of the people I have the most minor respect for because a lot of work he does, how I see him,

he is, his miles. Does the loudest motherfucker on the planet? He of the people I have the most minor respect for for the amount of work he does how awesome he is is miles does allow us mother fucker on the planet he is the loudest person I've ever met in my life like he comes over for a game of throwing it in my house it's Sunday at 10 o'clock at night holy shit dude I might as well I remember what is well invite over like a tornado cyber that's an invite to you to to tornado cyber and do you want a hot dog? It's the same exact thing my house is allowed his mother fucker on the blame it. He isn't though. He is is he loud Yes, he's a normal like a normal conversation. No, he's loud in social situation. He escalates and he's like It's a loud laugh

Yep, he like let's think about it's love. He has a great laugh. Yep. Like, the thing about Mars is laugh. He has a great laugh. But every time I hear his laugh, I think I haven't laughed like that in years. It's like every single day, three times a day, the funniest thing in the world happens to miles. And I wish all the time. All the time.

Yeah, but it's not like a booming laugh of amazement. It's funny. I always know people's like laughs like like everyone's over laughs. You're laughing. I know when you're really laughing. You rock like this when you laugh. Yeah, I think you're you're you're you're fucking phone in your hands too for whatever reason, but you're always laughing about something. I love I've always loved kind of quietly. It's that British. when I'm laughing the most I'm just like creed up silent Yeah, you look like this kind of when you're laughing and I can't say the rudder something is to you laugh the hardest

That's like cut through anything the what like a rudder offensive joke that will You know like you know and Gavin laughs is when he whispers mean things to me right before the podcast Oh really I like to be fake mean into Barbara because it actually affects her. Yeah. I don't really really mean to me. Call me names. Yeah, I'm like, I really don't like you at all. I pretend to, but I just hate you. I don't really say that right before you go on. But that's not to say when I'm laughing audibly, I'm not I'm not faking it. I'm just when I'm laughing hardest, I can't make any sound. Do you think that we should get a snapshot of Gavin and his personality now and before and after he becomes a homeowner?

Like is becoming a life right now? By the way, homeowner sounds like an insult. I don't know why. Like you're a homeowner now. Like, like a different word that sounds like homeowner. Yeah. When you say really fast. What were you doing?

We were talking before about like home ownership. The American dream is like they always say if they own a home, that's not true. You don't have to own a home. And it's like I've been seeing that a lot lately. Like people are feeling like the younger generation can't own a home. It's really not the end of the world to not own a home. You're about to get out and get a new condo. You just won it. But yeah. Are you renting the house or buying it? Gavin buying it. Okay. I's the own it, but yeah. Are you renting the house or buying it, Gavin?

Buying it. Okay, I thought you were renting for some reason. Peeler confused about that too, because they're not sure that a foreign resident can buy proper, you absolutely can. Absolutely. Absolutely can. It's America, man.

Yeah, I just had to show my visa in that house. I also have such a security to that. I had a funny moment at the wedding where I was showing the bartender my ID And he was staring at it for a bit And he's like I've never seen an ID that expires on a different day than the birthday Yeah, I get that the way I explain that was because my visa expires December And so they could only make my ID last until December of my visa

Oh, so you're giving us ID that expires on a different day in your birthday. Oh, that's interesting Yeah, so yours expires on your birthday. Yeah, it's a certain amount of time from when you got the ID Yeah, let me tell you when my ID expires my ID expires At my gate card mine expires December of 2014 my ID Yes On your birthday on my birthday. We're not weird They'll do that regular my passport was weird because most passports they'll expire to the month 10 years from when you get them Yeah, my passport is 10 years and three months. I don't know why 10 years and three months Yeah, I we have state inspection in Texas where you have to get your car inspected every year. My truck is like nine months out of date and I got

to get it inspected. But I feel like I'm just like just robbing this one. For like 18 bucks. That's all it costs. I once went I think two years past the due date. And when I finally got pulled over and given the ticket, the police officer was like I pulled you over because you got expired inspection. I say, okay, he writes the ticket and everything gives it to me. And he goes, I just want to say, I'm going to police officer for a long time. This is the longest I've ever seen a car expired passing. That's really to use the longest. I had a guy who was impressed by my car. I just want to say that this is it. I was like, you actually told me that mine expired,

because I didn't even think about it. I've never owned a car before moving in Texas and you're like, you know your registration stickers, like a year overdue. So do you get in more trouble because it's been expired longer? No.

So if it was 10 years expired, they'll be like, no, you need to get that. Yeah, I think it's just the same fine. Weird. Yeah. All right, well, it's about time to wrap things up.

I was trying to, I was trying to, I was trying to do that. Trying to have funny stories. All right, so I want's about time to wrap things up. I was trying to do that. I was trying to do that. Trying to have funny stories. All right, so I want to thank everyone for watching. We'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of the patch. And next Monday with another episode of our Q-Pockets. I feel like something else we should talk about. What'd you want to talk about?

I don't know. I was a Kickstarter meeting today for the movie stuff, like talking about that, but I feel like we should talk about something else. I don't know. Well, I'm sure you'll think about it. You should go do it. Yeah. Should we go dinner? We never, we used to go like eat every time after the podcast. I've used you guys now. It's been five years.

We don't do that anymore. That's because it was lunch when you guys were before. I want to say congratulations to you on five years of on your up to. Why do you do that? Why? Because you've been on a more look. I've taken big breaks. Yeah, but you're so tall at the beginning.

I don't. Didn't you have like a late night talk show incident that caused you to leave for a month or something? What? No, what happened? There was a Pax. What? I left because of that? No, I think that's the thing.

There was a point in time when I left because I wanted to work more behind the camera because I thought we were, I wanted to solve some technical issues. This is one of them like wanting to get the microphones back and stuff like that. So I spent a whole month like here at the podcast when I wasn't on the podcast. Just working on it. Because we just hired Patrick. You know, and I want to work on some stuff. Hold on.

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