Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #279

Episode Date: July 8, 2014

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the irrepressible, I don't know what that means. Mr. Jack Patillo. And finally, one half of Slomo guys, you know him, you love him, your favorite creeper, Mr. Gavin free! He came out and he said, oh, I did it. I did it. Everyone was so shifty. How long did we work on that? That was awesome. This dude right here, he's the one guy who was allowed to clap for you, Gavin.

This one dude right there. We came out to do a rehearsal. He was the one guy who had left and go on to the bathroom. What are the fucking odds? There's a room full of people. He pulled it Gavin free. Nice. We did a rehearsal. I went, Gus, yeah, Bernie, and, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, can't be free. And then I hear his girlfriend, he's in the bathroom. So we got something we want to lead with, right? Something we want to talk about. That's very topical. I do want to talk about that.

OK, I'm going to stand up for this. So as you guys know, about a month ago, we launched a campaign on Indigo Go to fund a dream that we've had at Ruchertieth for a number of years and that is to make Ruchertieth's first feature film laser team And I want to invite out John from Indiegogo. Mr. John Vaskis.

He got more applause than you did, Gavin. This is us. Hey, John, how are you doing? So as you guys might have heard, thanks to all of your incredible support not only do we meet our goal in 10 hours not only do we raise a million dollars in 50 hours not only do we raise 250,000 dollars a quarter of a million dollars during the livestream but yesterday at about 4 o'clock we broke the record for the number one most funded film on IndieGoGo. Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Thank you guys so much. Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Yeah, it's been an absolute privilege working on the campaign with you guys. Rusted teeth have been blowing through everything. The most incredible fan base I've ever been around. They're awesome. We're...

We were so happy to spawn to the event and we have a little gift for you. The Championship belt for being the most funded film. Wow! That is a... Gus... There you go. Our model, Gus Sarola. You can hear the engine. You want me to... it in a point?

There you go. John, thank you. Thank you for all your support. We still have about 12 hours left in the campaign. Who knows where to go from here. Thank you for everything you've done for us. On behalf of us and everyone, thank you to the community as well for making laser team a possibility. I want to do that, uh, Macho Man Randy Savage thing is a little cream of the crop soliloquy.

I don't know if you've ever seen that video. I, uh, let's see it. Ooh, yeah. The cream rises to the crop, Jean. The cream. You're just, wish it rises to the crop gene. The cream, right? You're just wishing it was you, Blaine. The least muscle guy up here has a belt on

and blames down there with a camera. How's it feel, nerd? I have a really good question. Why don't I have a drink? All of you have a beer or a drink. Because we plan for ourselves. It's the podcast fool. What's that?

It's the podcast. Yeah. Oh, it's fun. I don't have a drink though. I'd like to drink of some kind. So I'm just going to say that in hopes somebody can't be corona. Hey, everybody.

How are you guys doing? How's RTX so far? What? I have a slightly different response. Yeah, how are you? I'm pretty tired. So I got a pedometer for the first time for the first RTX or for the first time at RTX and I've been tracking how much I exactly walk. Oh yeah, how many steps are in a false alarm? I heard

Drill. Just out of curiosity. That added about 6,000 steps. What was that in distance? I'm gonna roughly go off the top of my head. That was about 2 and 1 half miles, maybe 3. Is that from you just pacing the circling, you're the best person who ever lived? I don't know who you are, but I love you. That was awesome. Alcohol appeared.

Wow. I'm in the right state. Look at this. Hi. Great to meet you as well. I'll call you materializing. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Thank you. We should be assholes and just open all six of those

while his back is turned. And just start dreaming of him. It's great to meet you as well. Oh, blue corn logger. Nice to meet you. What are your guys' names? Andres. I'm Frank.

Wow. Can't pronounce your name. Hey, Frank. So on that day on Friday, I walked over 20,000 steps. Wow. She's is it was a long day. So is that like four or five months worth of walking for you? Yeah, essentially. It was, I think it was just over 10 miles. So we get you to a second day. One day for RTX? What's that? I suppose he buzzing around the commissioner in a segue.

I thought about it. Like, I keep getting offered. So, you know, we work at Freeman who does a great job setting up the event and running a lot of our stuff. And every year they offer me a little electric scooter so I can get her on the floor. And you say no? I say no. You don't want to walk it. Somebody offers you an electric scooter. You always say yes wherever you are. I get those ones at Walmart. I just can't go around in them. Yeah, these are like the yellow ones, like industrial, like for sipping around warehouses and stuff.

So what is the policy? If you go to Walmart or Target and they have the electric scooters for carts, there's no like standard test for you just can get in those things and go around, right? Sure. You don't have to have the handicaps. Some guy in the back goes, yeah. My foot hurts. No, there's nobody checking. That is not like a handicaps spot or anything.

You can just like, I don't want to walk to get Oreos. I'll just drive. So we talked about this the other week I think in the podcast, but it's starting, it's been starting to, please don't break that table. It's an expensive table. That's a rental. Is it a agreement table? I want, yeah, it's a freement table. Oh, you're saying nice things about them. I want to get my deposit back. The most niche, niche, whatever, the most restrictive parking spot ever. But with you. At that HEB, they're going, next to our studio, the handicap electric car only, parking spot. Yeah, parking has to be electric car. It has to be both. It has to be both to park in that spot. So you can't walk and it's electric.

Right. It's like robot parking. Essentially. I just realized it's the most awkward place to put a microphone. It's only awkward when you bend over to talk. Yeah, it is. I know I can't reach it because I tried so often and I was cool. It's getting close, doesn't it? What's this given you a few This can close, doesn't it?

What's this given you a few extra interest, too, isn't it? But that is a specific space. I admit that there's an electric spot that's like at the HB, and I go there all the time. And I just like, we're parking it. There's a charger and all that, but I will just park it even though I'm charging. I feel like I'm like, that's against the rules. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, But I will just park it even though I'm charging I feel like I'm like that's against the rules But why? Because I think you're supposed to use it if you're charging it right I think that's the whole purpose on can char

You don't have to charge though. It looks like the fucking jackasses when you go to the airports If you ever go to an airport and use two outlets at the airport you are the devil Yeah, you are you are you are have you ever seen ever seen that person who prints out stickers that look like electrical outlets and you put them all around airports? That's evil. They're like photorealistic stickers of outlets and you just put them on the walls like where outlets would be in airports just to watch people go try to plug stuff in. That guy's the devil.

That guy. That's also horrible. That guy's fucking awesome. It's got to be right. It's got to be a decent amount of electricity that just gets used by people who think that electricity is free. Right? It's gotta be like everybody's just plinging in the airport. That's gotta be a significant amount.

Absolutely. What do you think would be the worst sticker to troll people with? Like a defibrillator would be pretty bad, wouldn't it? Oh my God. Ha ha. Fire alarm, maybe. If you go to the Midwest and put a tornado shelter, stick it somewhere. God, it's in a mobile home.

That's made out of glass. It goes like a greenhouse. Yeah, I would think that would be bad. You maybe like a fire exit. Shed with parachute on it. Just like that. Just like that. Yeah, it's funny how you can just Maybe like a fire exit shed with parachutes on it. Yeah, it's funny how you can just I just troll people like that with just seemingly innocuous things just placed in a public scenario.

It just totally changed the context. Like at home, you don't give a fuck about your power plugs. I guarantee you there are plugs in your house you've never used. There's ones in mind that I know how they work or don't work. I mean, it's just like I plug in and it's like this one doesn't work I do know further investigation of that. It's just like oh that's just a dead electrical outlet in my wall. I'll be whoop I moved into it. I moved into a new place and I discovered a pet peeve. I have Wow, I'm amazed you got to know it by something. I have a light switch that will not work unless another switch down the hall is on

How do you design that why the hall is on. How do you decide to design that? Why the fuck is this like that? No, that's a feature so you can turn the light on in either room. But both sides should be able to toggle it on and off independent of one being on. Yeah. Yeah, it doesn't do that. That's my fucking point. Just put some tape on it, that's something.

So essentially one of them always has to be on, so then you only can toggle it from the other side. It's just a pain in the ass. Is it like the master switch that's in hotel rooms now where you have to put your room key in to, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I did. It's the cheapest thing ever. You don't have to put your room key in there. You can jam a bit of paper in there. You can just snap the cover off the wall and hardwire it.

Yourself. Life hack. Can you imagine if your house was like that? Like when you were home, you had to take your house key and plug it into your thermostat to make your air conditioner turn on? I could. My house is so freaking old. It seems like I have to do that with a lot of different things. At least you have a house.

Oh, Jack. Yeah, tell what happened. So we moved our office from South Austin to North Austin Austin even though we said we never moved to North Austin But whatever you said that but I'm really made this mind-hucking problem. Did you say? It was somebody's but someone said it. It was either you were mad someone said we would never go north of the river Well, I had to drive to Buda for four fucking years I don't want to hear anyone complain. I'm just saying anyway So I so I sold my house to South Austin and I was I was under contract with a house up in North Austin, closer to the office.

Congratulations. Thank you. It went really well. So we were closing on a Wednesday. That's where you sign the final paperwork, get the keys, everything. But on the Sunday beforehand, we were doing our final walkthrough. So the whole house was empty. It was supposed to be like, this is what it will be when you get the keys. So we walk into the house, everything looks okay. And then there's like a little sunroom in the back. We go back there, and there's a puddle of dirty water up against the house, like up against the wall. Uh-oh. And, uh, yeah, and Katie immediately was like, I smell mold.

And he's like, oh, god. So we had a mold guy come out the next day, take a look at it, peel back the baseboard, and it was just black. This is covered in mold. And so the day before closing, we pulled the contract. So, yeah. So I'm crashing my parents right now.

Yeah. Oh really? Wait, wait, wait, I have a potential solution. What's that? Bernie had no beer, and he asked for beer and it showed up. Yeah. Does anybody have that? You have no house.

I'm looking for a 4.3 with about 2,000 square feet. If any of you have that in your pocket or your bag, anyone keys? Yeah, does anybody have a spare bread room that they can loan to a guy who complains about everything on the fucking planet? Because that is a place to live. Preferably no mold. I know mold please. So that will do you in, right?

It can, yeah. If it gets too bad, it can. So. Kevin, is there a wonder if his house has mold? Yeah. Did you ever get yours checked? I don't know. That's like a thing in this area.

If you have water damage in your house, there are types of mold. I don't know how prevalent it is. By no, it's at least here in central Texas that is toxic enough that it will kill you. Yeah, it can't even just spray some glaze or something. No. Just stop.

Just mold. Stop. Don't. Just don't. But apparently it's also so bad that you Don't, just don't. But apparently it's like also so bad that you can't clean it with bleach. It's like you have to have like a special meal process. Yeah, the molding spectrum is like because of the amount on there, you have to have like an actual special that's come in and he's like bare minimum that's gonna be about $10,000.

And I was like, yep. And he's like, or they can tear the whole thing down and just, you know, try to do some like, nah, the whole haps. No, no, the whole, like, all it's on on it's like his sunrooms is the outside like patio area That was like closed day. What is a sun room like a conservatory? You Is that same thing? You're about to you're all about to get mad because he just has a question you answered and he's gonna tell you why you're wrong

It's a it's a it would be great if you had a conservatory if you were ever playing like a real-life game a clue Don't ever invite curvil mustard to visit your house Correct the wrong sun room It would be great if you had a conservatory if you were ever playing like a real-life game of clue. Don't ever invite Curl Mustard to visit your house. Correct the wrong. A sunroom is where you have like solar glass and you can go, is that a thing about a solarium? It's like a sunroom. It's exposed to the outside with glass. A conservatory as far as I know is a music room. Isn't that what it is? What?

Is that you tell me, you asked what a conservatory is. What's a conservatory? It's like a room made of glass at the back. And that's what a conservatory is. Aint England, that's what it is. Right, Dan? Cheers, Dan. Dan, by the way, for those of those of those of those of

those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those of those I like the Gavin as someone to agree with him off camera. I like the idea of day in the man fucking hanging out to conservatory. Stringing a beer with a piano. Don't fuck me, I'm luxuriating. I think you got something coming up here. So anyway. Oh, hey. Oh, wow.

You're awesome. It's Marcy, everybody. So that's one of the more like uncomfortable aspects of RTX is Since we're staff members we get assigned people that help us my assistants over there. She's her name is Michelle. Thank you Michelle I got there's Tim. What's up Tim? He's awesome. My one's coach Oz and he's British I always feel guilty asking for anything Yeah, I feel like such a knob. Because we work in a company where nobody helps anybody else 360 days a year.

Yeah, like I'll be walking, you know, outside on the dock or something, and Michelle will just like hand me a bottle of water. Like here you go, like, oh, yeah, I didn't eat that, thank you. Yeah. It's like, that's really nice. I mean, we work at Ruchotheed, You expect if someone does something nice, it's a prank. Right. Marshal, you're saying, can't eat me. My beer, my initial reaction was, what's in this?

Yeah. I'm like, what is this nice? What is this emotion I'm feeling? Simplitude? It's a gratitude. So it's always unusual to have someone walking with you who's so helpful. Yeah, yeah. The Guardian's been kicking ass this year, as always. And it's always unusual to have someone walking with you who's so helpful. Yeah, it's here. The Guardian's been kicking us this year, as always, and it's amazing.

Even on Friday, when everybody had to get out, that was awesome. They took care of it. And yeah, and it seems like every year it gets better and better and better. And I think people are more willing to give you space. If you have to get somewhere and you feel bad, see you and stop taking photos, whatever, people understand. We have places we have to be. And so for the most part, everyone's been really fantastic.

Might be the worst defender about that. And then my guardian's hate me. I never have the same one year after year. They're like, I just stop and block exits and just hang out and chit chat and everything, they're like, you're trying to be in there. I try and even it's late for your panel. It's more.

I try and sneak away from my guardian, Kweiler. I'll just pop on a mask and walk around and then I'll be gone for like five minutes and there'll be five guardians behind me. Like you walked off again, didn't you? Yeah. Yeah. I almost really like what's China? I like to see how far I can get.

Not very far. Yeah, I frequently leave Michelle behind. Like we were coming up here and we started walking out and Jack's like, oh, let me tell my PA I'm leaving. Like, oh right, right, right, right. Let me do that. She's like a wander away. Just wander away.

Why? Not even thinking about it. Yeah, have you had a good RTX? I evacuated the building. Is that OK? So it's like good or bad, I don't know. How was that? You telling everyone to get out sounds

like something you might enjoy, actually. That was really stressful. There was a weird timing. I ran into Jack right before that happened. That was awesome. And I knew what was about to happen that we were about to have to take care of this. And Jack says,

you have any fires you're dealing with? One. And he says one, and then he leaves for a second, and then he comes back, or he comes back and his phone starts beeping, I have to take this left again. And then the alarms went off, and he walked back as we have to leave.

Oh, geez, oh shit. Okay. I missed all of that. I had no idea. That was crazy. Where were you? That was I went away The bells go off and Gavin goes home. We were home before that. I left a life. I what time to that? That must be nice Six well, I went off a six. Yeah, I'm sorry Punched out. If you're going to have that problem, that would happen in a good time. You never would wish for something like that to happen,

but it happened to like 15 minutes after the whole close and everything, and they had to move some events, but everybody adjusted pretty well, I think. You guys have a good time? Is everything okay with that? Yeah. Yeah, we just had to reschedule two of the evening events, but we rescheduled them, and hopefully people still were able to make it out for them.

Yeah. Want a jackass or whatever, do that. Did you do any of the evening events, Gus? Did you check out anything? No. I have, I have not. No. I went to the Geeks you drink event last night.

That was a lot of fun. Anybody out there? Yeah. So team Beard, we won. Did you really won? I might see him actually won. You won. I'd see him actually won the whole event. How many teams?

Out of 70 teams. Yeah, so it was amazing. That's a big crowd. So teams are six people, right? So if you're six people, over four people. Did you help organize it? Well, I set it up to you. You don't want to win your own event.

No, no, I had nothing to do with the questions or anything. But I helped bring in here a couple of years ago. I love it. I love trivia and stuff like that. And my friends, I'm with Gavin. You get the questions or anything. But I helped bring in here a couple of years ago. I love it. I love trivia and stuff like that. And my friends, I'm with Gavin. Get the win of the venue organized. Oh no, my friends come down from Dallas and they were hanging. And they love that kind of stuff too.

So they go, let's make a team. Let's make a team. And the winner is me. Did you win money? No, no. Do you want to trophy? They know they gave us, they actually gave us Rister T. Flag.

They, you mean you? No, Mr. Dre. You kicked your drink, they actually gave us Rooster Teeth flags. They, you mean you, you did it. You did it, you did it. You did it, you did it. You did it, you did it. They gave you a flag from your own company. Yeah, I gave it away, I gave it to a fan. I would say did you keep the flag? I would say I didn't keep the flag.

I gave it away. Anyway, it was awesome, I had a lot of fun. I'm going to win the podcast. I'm going to win the drawing for the tour for laser team. I'm going to visit you guys for a day. Have you told the story about you getting a call from L-Ray Network? No, you should tell that story. It's a funny story. Oh, yes, like one of those cases of small world.

That based right where we work, right? Yeah, the L-Ray Network is Robert Rodriguez's TV network. And they're in the Austin studios where we're based now. Yeah, the guy wanted me to give him a ring because he wanted to collaborate on a project because he's slowing my project. And he was like, where about sitting in the database? I was like, I'm actually an Austin. He's like, Jesus, really?

And I was like, I'm in stage five. I'm like, 20 feet from where you're like, this is really weird. It's like complete coincidence. Yeah, we've had a lot of those crazy coincidences. I mean, he's like, when we first met Meg, it was really weird. It's like complete coincidence. Yeah, we've had a lot of those crazy coincidences. I mean, it's like when we first met Meg, it was so weird that we met her, and I find out she's from Austin, because I knew Meg from SourceFed,

and then I come to find out that the street she grew up on was like a block away from one of our old offices. And she was there. It was like, is that really Drew? She goes, oh yeah, she goes, when I was before I left Austin, I used to see you guys like, now that she's lived like a block away from one of the older offices. Crazy coincidence.

It was weird to think that I was that close to her before I ever meet in her. Oh, this is where we were all the time. Oh, oh, yeah. Very nice. Stop. Dow. So she cosplayed, is he, right?

Yeah, she was vav. Let's talk. And Ashley did X-ray. Yeah, she did. She played a little way better than Ray and I. Yeah, I agree. I actually should have done a horse puncher. What's that?

I actually should have been the horse puncher. No, no, no. Because it was weird enough having sex with her dresses, Ray. I think it would have been. You did ask for that, right? Even weirder. I was about to ask Gavin how it was like having sex with her dresses, Ray. I think it would have been. Oh, you did ask for that, right? Even weirder. I was about to ask Gavin how it was like having sex with himself. LAUGHTER

See, the funny thing is there was no denial. There was just an embarrassed smirk and laughter. LAUGHTER Yeah. So let me ask, were you top? Oh, hey! Was that too far? No, I'm just, you know, keep asking questions.

I don't feel guilty about mine because Ray already fucked me over Strangerhood too, so. So, you're cheering now, wait until it comes out. If you're cheering, you have to watch. You're doing like a stranger to the two of us at a miniseries. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing it. Ray's doing it. He plays every character, right?

Right then? Is he going to play every character? He's going to write it yet? Whatever character is your right for himself and directs for himself, he can play. Sure. When you wouldn't... He might edit out some of the characters characters you write for himself and direct to himself he can play. Sure. When you wouldn't, he might edit out some of the characters that he plays and writes and directs, but that's up to him.

As the writer director, editor, actor, you were so pissed about this. Ah, that's all I know. Now I'm happy. This is the happy version to me. This has been a three year play with this fucking thing. When you develop that school, there's not even a laser team movie.

It's just, it was all just a setup for this. When you develop that school, there's not even a laser team movie. It's just, it was all just a setup for this. When you develop that stretch goal, you came up to me and you said, you know, we're going to do this 2.25 million. We'll never hit that, right? No, what it was was, I went to everybody and talked to everybody first because I needed a wall between me and Matt. Because Matt was like, just put it away out like we're, you know, just like we won't do it.

And I was like, okay. And then we announced on the live stream, when I thought we had a really good shot at getting it based on the momentum of it. And then I was like, I texted Matt, I go, hey, I'm gonna announce it's if we break number one, we'll destroy your season two, he goes,

no, don't do that. And I was like, okay, and I said, when I saw the text message, there's a way Gavin knows this. There's a way you can read a text message toward doesn't show his red. And I did it that way, then I announced it. And then I wrote back Matt right afterwards.

I didn't see this. That's it. And he'll never find out now. Yeah. It's OK, we crossed the goal. Yeah, if you have read receipts on, and the message is short enough to display as an alert, and you don't actually open the message

You've never read it. Yeah, it's cheeky Jesus Christ. What did you need to know this though? Who are you hiding from? I know everyone Every every person ever I have to admit though and you guys should all do it too Gavin and I are the only people I know that leave on red receipts on our on our iPhone messages Ellen does it too good everyone should do it. Why don't you quit? No, yeah? Why? Only people I know that leave on red receipts on our iPhone messages. Alan does it too. Good.

Everyone should do it. Why don't you quit? No. Why? What's the point? I don't want people knowing when I read it. Why? Why do I want them knowing?

Because then you don't have to respond. And people always know you saw it. No. People need to respond. That's the Jackass move. So you have a bone to pick with you. Go ahead. Uh-oh. During the evacuation on Friday, you left your laptop here.

I did. I didn't leave my laptop. You left me. Oh, you're a great idea. I'm going to fucking pull a false alarm. So I have to go one floor to get my goddamn laptop. Did you take your laptop? I was in the hall.

You left your laptop here there. I'm evacuated in a safe and... Don't cut hairs with, don't split hairs with me, Burns. The laptop was here. Yes. So then your PA is panicking because you're looking for it. I'm like, don't worry. I was able to get into the building.

I said, I'm going to have to go take care of some stuff in the building. I'll make sure I grab it on my way out. You're full. And then I tell you I have it. And then you send me a text saying, can I come meet you so I can get it? I said, don't worry.

I'm getting my car right now. Where are you at? Are you at your house? Red. Oh, no reply. That's not the way it's done. And then I said, I'm a check right now, I got time stamps. And then I said, okay, I'm driving to your house. Red. He read that one as well. No reply. Guys, I was like, in the car, I was like, if that asshole's not at home, I'm gonna kick Red. He read that one as well. No reply. Guys. I was like in the car, I was like, if that asshole's not at home, I'm going to kick it in the fucking street and say, it's out in the street in front of your house. You like this conversation? Yeah, he's making it.

10-03 pm. About to get in car, want me to take it to you. Please, I would really appreciate that. At house? That was 10.03. Then five minutes later, I am driving to your house. I'm embarrassed to admit, here's probably how that went. I'm about to get in car. Do you want me to get with you?

Oh, it's like, that's great. Yeah, please, I would really appreciate that. At your house? Yeah. I probably said yes, loud to my phone. That's probably the way that it went. I was like, the asshole is not at home. He's somewhere else.

And the worst part about it was I met you out front on the porch with Joe the cat. Yeah, I was like, because Gus got out, he's like, he dealt with the fire alarm and all that stuff and he got out, he's like, oh, he's like, oh, he's a good guy. So I'm just glad this is done. Here, and then he sees Joni goes,

yeah, you. I think I said, we meet again said, good, thanks, I'm just glad this is done. Here, and then he sees Joni goes, yeah, you. I think I said, we meet again, my nemesis flee bag. He that cat is so flier in his way. Joe, of course, like an asshole, it's like this in your arms. I was like, he's so goddamn comfortable. Flea's a disgusting. He's suck.

We, the Ramses had adult ones, cool're pretty gross. The Ramsies had a dog once, called Poppins. That was a shithead dog. It was a wise dog. It was so full of fleas. I went and sat next to it on the couch. It did this like three times, nine fleas. Well, we're on to the couch and all jump back into him. Then we're like, oh, what happened?

Straight back in. Can you imagine? Can you imagine if something happened right now, we're all sitting here. You get like scooped up in the space. Oh, wait, what? Oh, let's go back to Earth. Yeah, let's go back on the scale equivalent, right? The tiny.

Listen, I just did not comment on anybody here, you're all lovely people. I made a huge mistake. I read before RTX started. I read that there's been an increase in the incidence of headlights based on selfies, where people put their heads together and they take a photo together. It's rampant among school kids. I'm taking a lot of selfies. Yeah, so have I.

So I was like, I have to admit, I thought about that every, you're all lovely people, except for those of you who know who you are. You're kind of gross. Sorry, you're all lovely people, except for those of you who know who you are. You're kind of gross. I have to hear, sorry, you have to hear this way. But, no, everything was great. And I was like, but I thought about it every single time. I was like, I was like, just said, article popped in my head of like the incidents of head lights.

I don't know what people are gonna do, because a lot of people who don't like shaking hands, we can just go for the fist bump. I guess people are just gonna have to start wearing hand-ets for selfies. Nah, they won't do that. What's all the shade-ats? That's like how you carry around a hair net with you.

Like, hold on one second. Oh, take a photo, hang on. I guess a net wouldn't work. I'd just go through the holes. Definitely a shower cap. What I need one for my beard too. Absolutely. Jesus.

Can you get beard lights? Yeah. I would imagine. I know you get bearded nets though. I've seen a photo. I bet you are riddled with beard lights. Oh shit. Oh. Oh. That's clean, baby.

I watch it every day. Let's crazy. Here, can I read this thing? Oh, yeah, sure. I got to read these. This is a podcast. I do have to read an ad for you. Yeah.

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Probably a DollarShaveClub.com slash rooster teeth. We have lost Bernie. Probably DollarShaveClub isn't at RTX. Shaving all these lovely people. Shaving their faces and their legs. Bernie's like when like grandpa goes crazy and walks away from the family. That's what's going on right now. It's time for me to go shave. Can you have me one of those scenarios? I'm almost as old as Joel.

What's the most personal story you've ever told? The most personal story. I know what Jackson is, but we won't bring it up, because he gets mad. Thank you. I don't know. What do you think my most personal story is? I talk about just about anything.

You tried to, he tried shagging an aquarium or something. Oh, right. It was at the planetarium in New Zealand, I tried, we tried, we wanted to have public sex, but the planetarium in New Zealand. Someone behind the car just said, oh, someone is mumbling on the stage. It turns out planetariums in New Zealand

don't have pre-recorded audio. It's just a dude with a chair sitting there looking at you. It's like a lecture hall, right? I think when I told the story on the podcast, I said that we were just going to try to take a nap in the planetarium. We were really trying to bone. So did you think that the...

Esther got mad at me for not saying that we were trying to bone. Did you think it'd be like you lied down and look at the ceiling kind of thing? It would be very empty. Yeah. And just like a dark place. Bernie's looking for the person who was grossed out by me. Boning in a planetarium.

That's really the side. In another country. You know, a while ago, you had the little 3D printout looking for the person who was grossed out by me, boning in a planetarium. That's right. In another country. You know, a while ago, you had the little 3D printout from Captured Dimensions. Yeah, I did that thing of you. Hey. She's got a little mini version. Bring that up here. Do you think that have an issue with, like, knob out?

Because Dan really wanted to poke his knob out of his jeans. I'm sure that'd be fine with that. I'm sure that'd be fine with that. with like no about because Dan really wanted to poke his no about his jeans. But he was too scared to ask him if they would find it. I don't think that would be fine if they didn't. Now that's cool. Let me go and say no. You can hold it in your... It's like a super tiny version. Oh, it'll cute.

This is a prepainted version. I'd be worried about Gus that small. I wear the anger with scale and like concentrate like a black hole of social anxiety and misery in its life. It can make a horrible voodoo doll in my house. What's your most personal story? You're the one asking these questions. You don't know.

It would only be shit in myself five times. Yeah, that was pretty good. Also, your ball surgery, yes, but you've been talking about that for so long. That's not like a new year. Yeah, that happened years before I was in the punk house. Yeah. And Jack, what would you say your most personal story is where you're not keeping with?

I'll keep it fresh, like. We'll keep it quiet. So my favorite thing on Twitter is the block function. There's a few words you can say to me, and without it, just say anything else, I'll just immediately block you. And that's one of them. Yeah. I don't want to see you at the feet, right? Yeah, wait, wait, wait it, just say anything else on it's immediately blocked you. And that's one of them. Yeah. I don't want to see you at the feed room.

Yeah, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, get a lot of blockin' to do. Let me test this. Challenge accepted. You know what? Oh, no, you wouldn't follow me. You remember block me, I don't think. No, no, I never blocked you.

I love Jack on Twitter, because I'll follow and unfollow Jack all the time. It's like I get fed up with stuff unfollow. Hey, why don't I see Jack's have any more follow? It's like, well, it's just like I just cycle back and forth the cost. It's like I get fed up with stuff, unfollow. Why don't I see Jax have any more follow? It's like I just cycle back and forth the cost. I'm just following you. I'm just following you. I haven't ruined that yet. I would imagine I lost a lot of followers on Twitter this week just because I was tweeting like about Indiegogo and RTX like that's it. Non-stop. That was the only thing I was tweeting about.

Yeah. And if you I have to admit that when anybody tweets about one thing consistently, that's the thing I'm most likely to unfollow them about. Yeah. It used to be the like couples on Twitter. You used to try to be crazy. That's a crazy, very crazy thing. The one thing they try to do on Twitter is when people retweet follow Friday's of themselves.

Like when someone says, oh, follow Friday, and they retweet that, it's like, what? They want all of that followers to follow them. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of, I don't know, you're just so cool. It's all of that followers to follow them. Yeah, exactly. That's kind of, I don't know, you're just so cool. It's like all the compliment retweeting. Yeah.

It's a little weird sometimes. Yeah, like, oh, you're so friendly. I'll look at these people, think of me. Yeah. No. I felt a little guilty the other day. I think pre-RTX, I retweeted like six selfies I took with people in a row.

I like that, though. Like, it's funny, because everyone assumes you're just like an evil, grumpy old man. But you actually go and take photos with everybody. I'll do it. Anyone that I give hugs and you're smiling, it's like, as long as I'm not, like that though, it's funny because everyone assumes you're just like an evil, grumpy old man but you actually go and take photos with everybody. I'll do it. Anyone that I give hugs and you're smiling is like as long as I'm not like you say that the event as long as I'm not like in a hurry trying to get somewhere. Dude, this year, this year more than any other RTX ever, I've actually had a chance to talk to you and like drink a beer with you. It's amazing. Usually you're running around like your heads on fire.

Just in general, RTX, forget it. When you ever sit around and talk with Gus and drink a beer with Gus. What has that ever happened? RTX. RTX. RTX. Or Australia. Hey, while we're talking about Twitter and apps, something like that, might as well give a quick nod to somebody. I have no idea what he's doing.

No, no, this is the RTX app, which if you guys have used the RTX app all week long, can I stand up and say hello? This is Barbara's dad. We're all going to call him Mr. Don't Come In. Hello. Hi. Larry. He's the don't go man.

Well, if a dick and tell him he's awake. But he made the app. He's been a lot of time making it. Thank you so much for making the app. It was really awesome. We've all used it all week. So Barbara is not here right now. She's on the internet box, guys. You guys didn't go to that one?

Right. Good call. Yeah. We're the right decision. I didn't even think about yeah I wouldn't go to that I wouldn't go to the whatever podcast metal my daughter was on either never know all right since we have a little bit of a low low do you guys want to play Gavner Goku? All right.

Do we have the ability to actually use this thing? What is this thing? This is you guys have buzzers for Gavner Goku. Oh, really? Oh, that is awesome. I'll get out of the way. All right. I have my answers right here.

Let me make sure I load them up before I start this. Okay. So, for those of you who are not familiar, the way we play Gavin or Google, is I take a two to four word phrase. I feed it into the popular search engine Google, and I get the dumbest auto return I possibly can for searches made by people all over the world. I take that same two to four word phrase and I give it to Mr. Young Gavin free. We get the

dumbest possible phrase coming back out of Gavin and then we try to figure it out together. Who said it Gavin or Google. You guys know the theme song? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Sing along with me. Gavin or Google? Google or Gavin?

Which one said it? Let's find out. I'm feeling lucky. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! What ever thought just saying those words would get an audience of 4,000 people to scream and cheer. I'm feeling lucky. There you go. Looks like somebody already has a point. Somebody already has a point. Get yourself a point. Yeah, get has a point. Somebody already has a point. Get yourself a point. Get yourself a point.

This is a point. What is this thing? They correct the answer. There we go. Awesome. If you weren't at the broadcast panel this morning, and I know you weren't, because there weren't very many people there, it was really, it was really early.

One of the things we mentioned at the broadcast panel was that, as part of one of our new shows in the broadcast division, we're still working on a game show. This is a unit we'll be using for that game show. These graphics are not our final graphics. These are like shitty temporary ones. That's fine. No, isn't. That's fine.

So these are like shitty temporary graphics. So we have three questions. Yeah, that's right. So I got another bone to pick with you. What? Last week on the podcast, I got up to measure the couch. You got up, got in my seat. You left your beer on my side table.

Did you drink my beer? Yes. When I got back, I thought I finished this beer. I drank it and people were tweeting me, you're drinking Gavin's beer. Well, I have a bone to pick with you, you prick prick you lied about the couch. I did lie about the couch The new couch is longer than the old couch. What I was right. That was the whole boy But you're lying but you inches It's what but there was a lousy like this but the new couch is two inches wider than the old couch

What he lied? He made me look like a right mug. That is the whole reason why we got it. They put dimensions on the website when you order it. That's math. You love math. How'd you fuck it up? Oops. Gavin or Google? A Googler Gavin.

Which one? Say it. God sucks a butt. All right, we're going to play Gavin or Google. I've got to say, these phrases you gave me this week were pretty damn generic. Well, sometimes they're heading a specific direction. One of them this week was, is there?

It wasn't. It could be anything. Why don't we start with, is there? Is there. We typed into Google. Is there? And we also told Gavin to complete a question that begins with, is there. We typed into Google, is there? And we also told Gavin to complete a question that begins with, is there. One of them, either Gavin or Google, said, OK, once I read the second response, whoever

buzzes in first and in answers, that's how we do our scoing. One of them, either Gavin or Google, said, is there a right-weight wipe? Is there a right-weight-to-white? Windows? The other one, get ready guys. Either Gavin or Google said, is there an old Zeeland? That's right. That's right.

Damn it. Gus. Old Zeeland is Gavin. Zealand. That's great. Damn it. Gus. Old Zealand is Gavin. Gus is incorrect. I was going to say it. So do I hit N? N.

Really? You lost the point. I lost the point. The rules have changed. I love the way this is going. So, if I don't answer anything, I can win this thing. This is great. I'm going to say it. I lost the point. The rules have changed. I love the way this is going. It's so dumb.

So if I don't answer anything, I can win this thing. This is great. I like it. Go at us. And Joey. So Jack is winning negative 1 to 0 at this point. It actually, that is your correct scores. Where does that is now?

It's somehow figured out what we're trying to do. Jack has one point and you have zero points. That's what we're trying to do. Next phrase we've been. Is, which one's I do first? All right, we'll do why can't a dog. Hold on, real fast, before you get there. God damn it, I was hoping I could live.

God, how do you wipe? I realized when I was about 25, that nobody really... 25! No, shut nobody really... 25! Oh, shut up! Shut up! I realized... About 25 years old that nobody really taught me how to wipe my ass.

I just like get the paper and wipe my ass, but I thought like, what's the most efficient way to do it? So I practice with like different strokes, so now... I practiced. How do you practice? Well, I just changed the way I do it. usually I just be like white white white until it's done Yeah, then use the word experiment. Don't say practice So I say I'm experimenting with my asshole

Yeah, that seems more appropriate for you actually so I was just feeling like it's their way for example if you do one Downward wipe followed by upward, is that more efficient? Is it? Well, I don't know. You're the answer to that. You experimented. Yeah, I didn't know the results were inconclusive. So, do you...

Does anyone else do like different strokes? You don't have to answer this question. It's done! It's done! He's agreeing with me. Big! Wait, so Dan, you alternate and go back to your wife for us? Well, sometimes you get too much if you just go in one direction, say you're in the other direction first, and then finish it off.

No! Cheers, Dan. So, when you grabbed toilet paper, do you bunch it up, or do you fold it? I do like a roll, and then I do it like a sausage across. What? Hey, I just want to say if anybody wants to pull a fire alarm, now it would be great. Time to do that.

So you're saying you rub a sausage up your asshole? Well, basically, the first wipe is always the smeariest. So you want to, ugh. Why is it? And then? Why you grossed out. You all have experienced this. Yeah, so I figured if you flick it downwards first,

you're gonna smell less up your ass. You're all gonna try it. And next one. Next one. All right, the next one is, why can't a dog? Why can't a dog? A dog. Either Gavin or Google said, why can't a dog just relax with the doorbell rings?

That's Gavin. I haven't heard the next one. Are you committed? And then the other one. Are you committed? And then the other one was, why can't a dog and can't breed? Oh, I think you made your fucked up. No, no, no, I didn't fuck that.

There's no way Gavin's that dumb. Gavin, I'm gonna be credit. There's no way you said that. That's not dumb. No, the person who asked it knew they couldn't, they just wanted to know why they can't breed. Why can't you get a cog or a dad? All right, I'm sticking with that.

Jack committed to why kind of dog come down on the doorbell rings. Then we're going to find out the answer from our quiz master. Jack is correct. Yes. I don't know what to bet that's because you now have a dog, right? Yeah, you probably need to say that to him.

Yeah, yeah. So even if a doorbell rings on the TV, just chill out. Why did a dog evolve to freak out at that one sound? Well, it's what they're used to. Like, my dogs, I've never had a doorbell. I just moved it, like I keep talking about. I just moved. I have a doorbell now in my new place, so I decided to do an experiment.

I walked outside Went away for a few minutes came back and they'll freak out of someone knocks at the door. I rang the doorbell Nothing really nothing. They didn't even acknowledge it That's interesting it be interesting to take a big speaker with a door the doorbell speaker and put it in like a park and see which dogs Go men so we talked about trolling. Holy shit. See who didn't have a dog bell? All the dogs that just sat there, like,

I don't know, well that wasn't ever heard that. I, yeah, nice man. You buy like an ice cream truck. Roll, roll again to the dog park and you're just like, ding dong. And the dog's like, fuck these balls, what was that? It'll be awesome. They're gonna be like, where the fuck is the door?

Think about that. A dog is outside and he hears a doorbell. It's like a best day ever. All right. Gus, you have unfortunately been mathematically eliminated. I think we all want to hear the last question, right? Do we want to? Yeah.

You can still try to answer, Gus. I want to remind you, you are mathematically eliminated. Oh, I'm the best kind of eliminated. What's that? That's the best kind of eliminated. For Gus, it is the best kind. All right, how do I, oh Jesus, how do I? How do I?

How do I sometimes pee in two directions? What's the next one? What's the next one? Oh, I need to get my answer. Hey, you just got it right. It's actually better to not know. It's better to know that this comes from Google. This is one of my favorite Google searches ever. How do I? This was in the top three. How do I Google something? Wow. God dammit.

How dumb is the fucking world? How do I Google something? I wonder what the answer was. You should look it up. Look it up on your phone. I hope it sends you to let me Google this for you. All right, Gavin. It's a big.

Why do you pee in two directions some time, time? So how does that happen? Do you know I have a... Like a forked piss. No. A forked piss? Oh no. A forked piss? Like you wake up in the morning and you know I've hasn't been used in a good 12 hours or so.

And it's kind of sealed. Get Dan once again is agreeing with you. What? What? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think I know where this is coming from. I think I know where this is going. Dan, I want to make this a little uncomfortable for you. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, going on. Dan the man, everybody. Why am I getting this much of a cheer if I have a forked piss, I don't know. Get it in the middle.

Oh yeah, we're the lights and the cameras are. Oh geez. I don't know if it's occasionally get a forked piss, like not circumcised, but pull it back. It's nothing to do with the foreskin. And then, sometimes, it just goes in two directions. I have no idea why. Sometimes, it's just a straight, like normal one, and then, sometimes, it just goes like that.

Completely avoiding the bowl, straight on the side. What the fuck? And sometimes, like, very occasionally, this is quite embarrassing. But very occasionally, you know how, like, sometimes you can pour, like, a glass of water. Like, sometimes you can pour like a glass of water, like if you pour it slowly, the water sort of goes like that down the bottom.

Right, this has happened maybe three or four times in my life, but like it's been a- Damn, see a doctor dude, you know what? No, it's been a week of it. And sometimes you just got like that and got around and back onto me. Oh, what? Like, you're like your leg? No, like onto me, like sort going like that and got around and back on to me What? Like down on your leg?

No, like onto me, like sort of like that How was it? I pissed myself in like it's weird, I don't know I've been like twice, ever Twice too many I'm sorry It's only when he's in the Southern hemisphere I have it

So I'm going to be British then, I don't know. There's someone who pointed about Dad. Here's the way I was introduced to Dan by Gavin. Dan was Gavin's friend who peas really hard. That whenever Dan's over and he peas at Gavin's house, Gavin has to turn up the stereo because he's too uncomfortable hearing how hard Dan beat. I mean, he's trying to erode the back of my toilet. He's starting, and then you let the body just leak it out.

You don't have to go... Oh, my God, if this was like, it's to avoid the full piss. And then Dan, Dan one time with a joke and he was so upset that's Gavin. He took an iPhone video of himself being at a urinal at a public urinal when he's laughing, but he just wanted to record the P-stream, but Dan didn't know that underneath the bar with the record button, it still records,

so he said, Kevin, a dick pic of us. I have a video on my phone of Dan's helmet forcefully pissing into a urinal. Ha-ha-ha-ha. All right, well, congratulations. Jack Patillo, champion of Kevin Arcoville. I think I know you better now. I think I know you better now.

I've been working with you directly with you for four years. You know me better. I think so. I have to go to that conversation. I understand you a little bit more. No, he knows you better than I do. I take exception, too. Really?

I've known you longer than I've known you. I've known you haven't. And we both share on circumcised Dicks, so we have a special bond. You get a bond. Is that a well known fact that you are, in fact, uncircumcised? I think so.

I talk about podcast. In a very much circumcised nation. Yeah. I'm a rebel. Uncut, untamed. Your Catholic, what was the, the Xelner short, Nathan Xelner used to work with us, he's Andy the bomb. He made a short world, him and his brother at the end ambushed their parents

because one of them was uncut and one was cut. Yeah, they circumcised the older brother but they're not the younger brother. And they were, they really wanted to know So they sat down with their parents and interviewed them as to why that was I've never seen that It's really fucking crazy. It's like the end of a short. It's like this really dramatic short It's like there's hard cuts to like now. They're in their parents like house asking this question Is it like a end of the line kind of plot like they both about to die and like covered in blood and stuff

It's like I just want to talk about something and then they like have that conversation right Like Mary Ocho's in a car wreck or something like that Yeah, you know Nathan actually has a movie right now that just got picked up for distribution. Yeah Kumiko treasure hunter Kumiko the treasure hunter Yeah, it's based. It's a really cool story. It's based on an urban legend. Have you guys seen Fargo? the movie so far the the Cohen Brothers movie They put it the beginning of it. This is based on a true story the Cohen brothers That's actually not true. They put that at the beginning of Fargo to make people more invested in the story There's no law that you have to like that has to be a true statement that we tell people these are based on actual events like laser team

It's based on true story. Absolutely. Why not sure why not? It's an interheasance, he's in two. So there was a woman in Japan who saw Fargo and thought it was a true story. So she got obsessed with the money that gets buried in the snow by Steve Buscemi's character before he gets killed. There's money in the movie to get to lost because the only person who knows where it is gets killed.

And he buries it in the middle of like this like snow wasteland, no landmarks at all, except for this one fence. And this woman in Japan came over to the US to find the money from the documentary Fargo and she ended up wandering into the Minnesota wastelands and freezing to death and dying. And so Nathan and David made a movie about that, about that character and her obsession with money. And it got just picked up for distributions called Kumiko and it's gonna be out soon you guys should watch it The lead in that movie is the Japanese woman for Pacific Rim. That is correct. Oh really? Yeah, I don't know and she's most of the movie. She's awesome

Yeah, I I still haven't seen it. It's earned a bunny It's a fiction or it's a retelling of so it's not a documentary or anything, but it's like a fictional story. It's a weird, it's a weird like urban legend based on an urban legend kind of thing. So do they say based on a true story, not based on a true story? They do, they say that to begin with their thing too. There's a lot of the legal illusions of fire. It's really cool. I got to see you when it came out for South By. Yeah, I think it premiered at Sundance, it played at South By and it just got picked up for distribution. And I think they're going to do a theatrical release, a limited theatrical release.

Oh, no. Yeah, all that stuff gets worked out You know, that's awesome. Yeah, it's really cool. It's really cool So if it ever gets nearby you you should go watch it. I know it's a it's a movie. He'd been one and a make for a while Ten years. Yeah, he'd been talking about it for for a long while even when we're back at the Congress office I heard you know he would talk about it Dude, that is the crazy thing about the stuff is like that we didn't want to do that with laser team We were already like three years in to talking about laser team internally.

And it's like, we just, you know, we got to, we got to, we can't sit around for four or five years like waiting to get this movie made. That's just not the way we operate. I started getting nervous because, you know, we'll talk about laser team format here. I started getting nervous because we had laser team concept art up in the conference room.

And I started worrying that we were making videos in RT lives and that they might show up. So if you watch some old RT life that were filmed at the old studio, you'll see the walls blurred out in the conference room because there's concept art up there. Yeah, that's true. For that, for break room, too. I think the only art we would ever show was the old animated RVB

stuff. Like we let that, because people would already see that before. Right. Put that up. So yeah, if you ever go back and watch an old RT life and you see us in the conference room at the old studio and you see the below that stuff on the walls, it was laser team concept art or break room concept art that was up there. Bit of trivia for you. Hi guys. What? Hi Gavin. So hi Jack.

I'm so, I'm, at least I'm not going to say I'm so happy with you guys for pulling that? Hi, Gavin. So, hi, Jack. You. I'm so, I'm, at least, I'm going to say I'm so happy with you guys for pulling that joke off on Gavin. I thought somebody for sure was fucking up. That was great. You guys were awesome about that. That was awesome. That's Gavin's nightmare.

All of these guys did a great job. Everyone back there was acting like a lunatic. I was about to get in the lift and all of a sudden all of the guardians around me got a text message at once and everyone was like Don't let him in the lift and I was like Oh Christ what's going on. So I had to walk all the way up the stairs for no reason why can they take the lift? Because you were telling him? I don't know.

We actually came out here and rehearsed it like two or three or four times. So my sorry I had to climb all those stairs while you were doing that. Oh you poor fucking baby. I was directing 4,000 people. Fuck yourself. You know, one thing I say, one thing we have to bring back for RTX that we didn't do this year that I've always loved a lot are the big shoots that we do.

And we weren't sure how to coordinate something with 30,000 people this year. But you did the big water balloon shoot last year with Freddie Wong. Yeah, who is that to throw balloons at, Dan and I? Yeah. Wow. Everybody returning from RTX, huh? who is that to throw balloons at, Dan and I? Yeah? Wow. Everybody returning from RTX huh?

You guys will go early for that too, right? I think there's a line of like 5 a.m. or something. Quick show hands. How many of you were here last year? Quick show hands. That's a lot of people. Okay, keep your hands up. How many were here the year before as well?

All right, now how many were at the very first RTX? There we go. Seriously? Wait. go. Seriously? Wait, wow. So this dude, this is one of the guys like, Ray's his hand for the last one. Did you skip a couple years? How do we lose you?

Yeah, I'm looking at you, Jack S. Here's the first one, and then two years of quit. That's awesome. I can't believe you guys have come back year after year. That's really awesome. Have any time this year or so, Mark? Yeah, they actually, the big shoot that we did two years ago was the big coordinated shoot for day five,

where we did that really choreographed circle around Joel where he's hallucinating, and everyone's alive on the streets, and then as we rotate around him, they're like drop dead on the ground. That scene, we don't actually have any sound for in the final shot we pulled all the sound out, but I would love to release a version of it that actually has the sound in it because the way we choreographed it was we went around in a circle with the camera around Joel and then the people as we rotated the people behind us all laid flat on the ground like they

were dead. And then we had this really cool shot of eight blocks on Congress, eight blocks of just people laying dead in the streets. But the weird thing about it is they were all like laying down behind me. So as the cameras rotate around, I'd hear the production assistant saying, all right, section two, get down, section three, get down. The sound of 200 to 400 people falling to the ground, it haunts me to this day. That is like the grossest like meat sack like

wet thud. It's just so gross. It's like wet bread hitting the floor. That's no need for that. Can we can we borrow a page from Penny Arcade? So what I want to experience with that's like, because I know something we can do, that's just like it. What? OK, I want to involve you guys again in something. So on the count of three, one, two, three, go. One, two, three, go.

Everyone's going to crack their knuckles, ready? Oh, oh, oh, oh. Crack your knuckles. Trigger warning. It's really gross. Okay, what, don't do it right now, is rehearsal. One, two, three, go. Okay, I'll do the hand motion.

You guys go, you go, one, two, three, go. You're gonna have to look at it extra time to go. What, you're doing one, two, three. Well, cuz you can't say, You fucking it up, Jack, just go, one, two, three, go. Okay, Oh, the fuck it it up, Jack, just go one, two, three, go. Okay, that's how you do it. All right, here's the way, Jack fucked it up. We're gonna, I'm gonna say one, two, three,

and we're gonna go like that, then you guys do it, okay? Everybody? We're hurtful, one, two, three. Yeah, you guys are all doing the thing. That's awesome. Okay, ready? Here we're doing it for real this time. Ready? One, two, three. Oh! So gross! Here we're doing it for real this time ready one two three oh

So gross So gross it sounds like a skeleton getting run over by a tank It's totally like a sculpting K run over by a tank opening shot of terminate. Oh my god Shame on all of you. Oh, it's terrible. She's too fully. We should do that all day This have a panel of fully, where we have 4,000 people make noises we need. We're those sounds like that. You don't even think of that making a big, really audible sound until you get a big group of people

doing it so gross. Did you, did you, have you ever popped your knuckles? Are you like a knuckle cracker? I am, yeah. What, any of you guys? Yeah. Did you ever get in trouble when you were younger?

Do your parents ever tell you don't do that? You do that. Can you get arthritis? Oh.? Yeah. Did you ever get in trouble when you were younger, do you parents ever tell you don't do that? You're going to get arthritis? Oh, totally. It's bullshit, right? Totally. Totally shit. Dude, I got kids.

I pass along all that stuff. You tell them the same thing? Oh, yeah, they're bugging the show. I mean, like, make-up stuff all the time. Yeah. But you crack your knuckles. Why don't you want them cracking theirs? Or I'll just push for example.

It's just when they were fucking running around the house screaming shit. You know, and you're like, if you guys run around the house screaming Shit, you know and you're like, look if you guys run around house to scream The cops will take you away. I'm really bad at making a story so Then you make like the cops the back guys It's like you're kissing a girl with an irrational fear of the police You're dead quieter on the cops staring down cops Can't pass on the ones that just complete bullshit and can be true like if you watch too much TV your eyes will go square Do you ever heard that one?

Square no, it's not to be what? You believe that even Dan is that same one. He look at once again He said some dumb he immediately looked at Dan like Dan, please. Yeah, look at Dan's freaking the fuck down That doesn't agree with me on this one you you do All right, it does cheers down. Oh Oh, the British, your Charles agrees with you too. Yeah, so I was just like, oh, my eyes will go square. And I know point that I think, well, how would that even work? Like what? They were just like, your eyes go cube or you know, pupils, no, they become too dimensional. I guess that would only apply up until

widescreen and then they would have to update it to go rettime like this. I know weird thing that... That was another one, wind-chains direction, you know? Yeah. I found what I was looking through a box of stuff the other day. I found like a box of like old like report cards and stuff that my mom had packed up for me and I found some stuff from college. I found the Ken Griffey baseball Nintendo 64 caratures that Matt and I would play when

we lived with him. And I found it and I thought, oh, this would be really cool. So I thought, I'll get Matt a Nintendo 64 in his office. Because Matt is like the weirdest video game player ever. He would play Ken Griffey baseball. He would play it on the easiest setting. He would play at the time. It was the best team was the Braves versus the Dodgers in the game. He would sit there and just hit home runs like he, he's OCD, like, for hours. I'd watch him play baseball games, he would win 102 to nothing. And I'd go, turn up the difficulty, he's like, I got this dude. He had a ball doing it.

And so I got it for his office, but it has the old yellow video plug. And that's it. And it's hard to find a TV that has that, like, his face. Composite. Yeah, composite. And and so I got I'm an old tube TV and I forgot how first of all those things a way a ton Yeah, they're heavy as hell and then I forgot I like turned it on and all the hair in my arms stood up I was like two feet away from it I reached over hit the button and then I rub my hand across the front of it all that static Yeah, you can let wipe off the invisible static from a TV.

We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die. Because we just want to sit there staring into those things for hours at a time. While some electron gun fires electrons and right at their face. That's it. Did you have, I don't know if you've gone down

by the 343 booth here at RTX. Yeah. They have Halo 2 on the original Xbox setup with old CRT televisions and Before the show up I saw them saving that stuff up and I said You know, it's cool that you got this. I said where did you find CRT televisions? They said yeah, that was actually really difficult to do and I said you can't even go to goodwill goodwill doesn't accept CRT's anymore This is a chat. Yeah, and they said yeah, we had to use Craigslist.

And they said, we had to really hunt to try to find CRTs that matched. Because it's easy enough to find one, but then to find a couple that look more or less the same, it's really like a bizarre, dead technology now. I assume if I have used Craigslist, then I will die from that. Do you agree, I mean, have you ever used Craigslist for anything? Oh yeah, really? Yeah. I removed a bunch of wood off my, like I replaced my fence,

so I just like a giant pile of wood in my backyard, and so what I was moving, had to get rid of it, and I was like, I'll just put it in my front driveway in to say free wood. And sure enough, like got wood. I like 80 pickets of wood. And I had a little sign that said free on it, and I got home one day and it was all gone. It was awesome. You wouldn't Craigslist enter out free wood with your own dress.

Yep. The free section. How are you still here? Free wood. And it's like the weird thing is is like if the let's say the sexual reverts, is like, if the sexual reverence is a side, the first version comes, takes away the wood, the pile of wood, then anybody else doesn't know that. They show up, they're like, they don't know where to stop. They're gonna go house.

There's some solid paneling on the front of the house. Look at that, take it. So it's not anything that wouldn't be taken. Like could I just, could I say free mold? Sure, why not? You could have sold all your mold, dude. I think he's coming it up. Could I just, could I say free mold? Sure, why not? Jack, you could have sold all your mold, dude. Free.

He's coming it up. Free demo truck. Free demolition project. God, that was so gross. The mold guy pushed on the wall and his fingers went right into it. Oh, wow. It was all like soft gross.

Oh, so bad. It seems like a bad thing, but it's a good thing. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And I fuck those sellers now. That's the problem, man. I fuck those sellers now That's the problem. I feel bad because now the camera no well now they actually have to report it like they have to say You know, there was mold in the house So it sucks for those guys, but I can't believe the inspected the inspected didn't pick up on any of the soft walls and mold Well, it was loaded with furniture when he came in so like he detected a little bit of moisture

But nothing major and then we got in there. Thank God it rained that week and otherwise we wouldn't have seen it. So thank God. Got plenty of time. It never rains now. So yeah, it stopped raining. We had a nice run of like the month rolls raining about two or three times a week and now it's back to hot. It rained and Friday. The first day of our checks. It was kind of stormy. On Thursday we were in here. We were doing a technical test for the 343 panel. And they were finishing up, and I was sitting right over here. And I said, what's that noise? Is that rain?

And then of course, everyone took for three times Seattle, like, man, I guess so. And then me and Adam Baird are here, like, whoa, we were like running outside to go look at the rain. Like, what the fuck's wrong with you? We went to look at rain. And it was like, it's raining. So it's just weird how different that is.

The unfortunate thing about that is with my hair is that I've had to wear a hat all weekend because of this. That's how I'm looking good. Yeah. What's I got to do with rain? I get a full on Afro, like, I love it hair whenever it rains. You got the question right, Mary Julie Roberts.

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Apparently, so apparently, him and Kyle went to our distribution warehouse. Actually, the tower Pimps, the big tower of Pimps downstairs, the She-Man area. It was awesome. It was Barbara! It was Barbara! It was Barbara! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Okay, that's not, there's no mic on that. How drunk are you right now? Bye, Barbara. Bye, Barbara. So they went to our warehouse and the tower of pimps is being stored there and Joel with

tape, like electrical tape, signed his name all over it. And so I mean like covered four of the blocks and his name is covered all over and Kyle even signed it too. And so I get this frantic call on Thursday afternoon saying, where are you? And I'm like, I'm going to my charity event I'm running. And Joel's like, can you come back to the convention center and I'm like, no, I'm doing this thing. And he's like, okay. And so anyway, so Joel's freaking out.

We were Adam and I were at lunch and a employee of Amplifier came up to us while we were eating lunch and he goes, Hey, are you Joel from Roostery? Then go, yeah, and he goes, Oh, I'm from Amplifier. And Adam goes, Hey, isn't the tower of pimps being stored at their warehouse? So we went and broke into Amplifier's warehouse. Broke into Amplifier's warehouse with 600 square feet of black electrical tape. And started covering it three hours. And like it's 100 covering it three hours and like it's a hundred degrees, three hours, Adam and four employees from Amplifier helped me cover it, cover

three hours, and then we were like, how are we going to play funny joke on Jack and he's going to pull up to the convention center loading dock except for Jack fucking left. So then I was standing there on the loading dock with 600 square feet of black electrical tape and we started, we noticed there was like black stuff under the black electrical tape like bonded to the tower pims and I was like oh oh fuck this is like permanently fucking on the tower pims so that was another three hours of scrubbing with goop and fumes to get that fucking all that shit off.

So that was six hours of manual labor that I put into a joke to play on you that didn't even fucking happen. Well... Applause by Joel. So there's actually a little more to this story, too. Oh, no.

Hey Joel, if it makes you feel any better, the rest of us bounded fucking funny. There's even more to this story too. Oh, no. Hey Joel, if it makes you feel any better, the rest of us found it fucking funny. There's even more to the story. So, I don't remember if it was Wednesday or Thursday, we're moving into the convention center. Gilby comes up to me and goes, hey. He hates you being called Gilby, do you know that?

That's why I do it even more. Okay. So Gilby comes up to me. Gilby, Gilby, and says, hey, Jack wants the tower of pimps here in Achima Hunter area. I said, well, did he order it? He goes, no, he forgot to order it from Amplifier. I go, well, it's kind of late. We're running out of time. We really can't get it in here in time. Yes. Jolun, I kind of did something to the tower pimp's. If you could find a way to get it here, it would actually be really awesome.

It's like, okay, Gillespie. We'll work on getting the tower pimp's from Amplifier over here in time. So if he hadn't vandalized it, I don't know if we would have been able to get it here in time. At that point, I knew they had done something. It's a priority. We have to make sure it gets here in time now. That night, Joel texted me a photo of its sign.

I was like, oh, that's funny. I get to the hall the next morning and it's clean. Why did you take it all off? I think it would be funny to leave it up. He's like, oh, no, we spent four hours cleaning off. At this point, I don't care anymore. I like the phrasing of Jack forgot to order it. Like there's a website somewhere where you can add a five meter high

tarot pims to the car. One life-sized tarot pims, please. That's too much to do. Estimate delivery RTA. She's too much to do. Also, how do you have 600 square feet of electrical tape? Here's your Joel Hamon. Sure you have six sort of feet, right?

Yeah. Just have that in your trunk. Square feet. Yeah. You know, the bag with a car. Anyway, since the tarot pims is back, I'll be you guys took photos of it downstairs. It looks really awesome. Yeah. Just have that in your trunk. Squiffy. Yeah. Come on up. The bag with a camera. Anyway, since our pimps is back, I'll be you guys took photos of it downstairs. It looks really awesome.

Yeah. Very proud of it. So now that we have a big office in a big studio, we actually going to keep it at the office now. What's now? Talks about actually putting it just outside your door and that kind of spot between us and the Ruby animators. I think that would be a great place to put it.

Yeah, yeah. Between your door and team thugs door. Team what? Don't call on that. Oh, OK. Don't give them that respect. Oh, yeah. Between your door and team thugs door. Team what? Don't call them that. Oh, okay. Don't give them that respect. Oh, sorry.

Wait, what's the name thugs? Team thugs is what they call themselves apparently. Oh, I'm not. I've been doing it too much. Oh, you got two more though. Did you guys see what happened today? That was fucking awesome. Yeah, so during the Acheem Hunter panel, we got two guys, Jeremy and Matt.

So it's, uh, Jeremy 0401, I forget his name whatever an axial Matt who very well known achievement hunter community Other community guys and so we brought him in about a month ago and kind of had him sitting when Michael Lindsey We're out of town and it worked out really well, and so we we give him job awesome. So we brought them up on stage She knew achievement honors So there's 11 of us now now they're's 12? 11. You know, Count Sarah? And there as well? She's not specifically us though. OK, yeah.

Did you see the dress that someone made for Lindsay? She was wearing it at the party yesterday? No. Someone knit. Did you see it? Yeah, I took a picture of it. Someone knitted her dress. It's all white.

Then at the bottom, it's like I said, knitted. At the bottom, it just says, bitch, she's ain't shit. In the bottom. It's it's like I said knitted and the bottom it just has bitches ain't shit In huge letters. That's awesome. It's fucking amazing knitted and it was hot and it was a rooftop pie But she was absolutely committed to wearing it. She's like absolutely. She came up to me. She's like look at this Look at this. She was so excited. I think so awesome That's cool. Yeah, anyway, the the cheater so how many people are the achievement hunter panel today? Or yesterday? Yeah, we shot an intro for the achievement hunter panel that. That thing was awesome.

Yeah, Gavin and I worked on it together. Gavin shot it, I kind of like put it together and it turned out really, really good. And we knew it would be something that if we put forth any effort, everyone would be surprised. Because when it comes to live action stuff and actual production stuff, we're kind of the last guys do that. So I have a question with the shoe laces for the shoe. Were the laces chalked or something? No, it's really dirty shoe laces.

You don't say because so much dust and dirt came off of them when they're not tightened? Yeah, anything you'll see extra stuff in Slimmer. So speaking of shoes, sorry, I'm going to derail a little bit here. Yesterday, when Bernie and I were signing down in the hallway. Why don't you go talk about this? The guy's got to cause... They all know Gus has one rule when he's signing stuff. Bring your shoes.

Gus does not sign shoes. I do not sign shoes. These, a couple of teenage girls came up and they're like, there they are. That's a shout-off for teenage girls. He's literally the first time that's ever happened for Gus ever. Except one time he walked into the female bathroom and that sound was made. They walked up and they're like, can you sign our shoe?

I was like, listen, I'm really sorry. It's the one thing I don't sign a shoes. They said, we knew you were going to say that, so we brought you gloves. Whoa! They brought me surgical gloves and another separate sharpie with which to sign the shoes. They've got you there. You have to do it. I had to do it.

Wow. Well done. That's awesome. So I put the gloves on, use the sharpie, sign the shoe, still holding the gloves. I threw the sharpie away away and then took the gloves off and immediately threw them away also. I was like, that's the only time it's ever gonna work.

It's never gonna work again. Everyone else is screwed. Gloves aren't gonna work again. No, because then now everyone's gonna bring fucking shoes and gloves. I'm not doing that shit again. Gavin Jack, I gotta say, I was a little freaked out. They hand in the gloves, he goes, okay.

Then the way he surgical gloves are rubber latex gloves, he put them on so quick, he was like, like that, what do you do at home? Oh, you do it, you can, you put on those gloves like you do it 10 times a day. What have you been inseminating? Hey, I've got gloves, I've got 600 square feet of electrical tape, don't ask questions. They're all things you can buy just fine over the counter.

But yeah, so I thought that was a really unique way to ask for a sign shoot. What's the deal with shout outs this year? We don't have, I don't know, I'm saying that, but like you, did you have people trying to do shout outs? I noticed I was watching the first panel, I didn't get to, I was signing today, so I didn't watch the first one.

I noticed you guys had a lot of that in your first lot of people come out like we have you know Just shut out to my friend Megan back on what's like where did that come from? What did that become a thing? I think I think they're on I cut some I cut some people off in our immersion panel Well, we did we the first guy tried to do it and he wanted to like this girl who watches videos with lots So I want to shout to my mom. It's like I try to bang your mom That pretty much shut down shut down that boy. Nice. Well, that's one thing is like whenever someone comes up at the convention They'll sign something or take a picture selfie somebody by the way. Do you guys agree selfies are way better than like pose photos Absolutely, because they're using that own phone right and there's no one else trying to figure out phone

I will say the amount of people that take a picture of everyone stood in front of them when they mean to take a selfie, that's very high. Okay, it's funny. I just need a lot of people to take a picture. You got to flip the front camera first. Yeah, but we were taking photos downstairs and it was like, I noticed that like every time we hand someone a phone, that is like a minute long process of like someone else trying to figure out

like I've never used a phone before. Is this iOS? Is this Android? Yeah, it shut off. Oh, there was one guy. I've never used a phone. Is this iOS? Is this Android? Yeah, tap. It shut off. Hold on. There was one guy. I felt so bad for him.

I felt kind of bad for him. It's a funny story. Some guy said, I was walking through. I had my kid. I was walking with my kid yesterday through and he wanted to see the Halo booth. And so we went there and saw it. And we're a bunch of people.

They're like, hey, Bernie, can you sign this? Hey, can you do this? I said, sure, to stop and everything. And they're like, we've got to get you to your panel. You've got to go Bernie. And there was one guy right there and he's like, can I just take a photo with you? And I'm like, sure, absolutely.

And they're like, Bernie, okay, I'm already in. And I'm like, it'll just be one second. He goes to take a photo selfie and he does it. And as soon as he does, it comes up phone call. Mom answered the client and he goes, oh shit. Hey, hey, mom, no, mom. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just going to, I'm taking a, I'll call you back.

Okay, back, hang his up. Can we go take the photo? Mom calls back. And he goes, huh, to climb. And he goes, sorry about that. Goes back to the camera because here, and I'm like, they're pulling me, I gotta go. And then he declines it, go, there's the photo.

We were like, and he goes, mom calls. Again, and he goes, Jesus, me answer, he goes, mom, no, please, no, God, no, mom, I'm taking a photo, please, I'll just call you back. Hang go the photo again he goes mom and go they pull me they go I gotta go so we never got it we never took the photo oh no and I heard is he's walking away I heard this as we're walking away turned one did go god damn it mom oh'am. Oh my God. We got to find that guy and send him. I would love to see that guy again.

Can I admit something? It's going to make me sound like a horrible person. Yeah. That ship is sailed. I probably could have stayed. I thought it'd be a better story if I left. Oh! Wow!

You asshole! It's a better story until you tell that part. And now we know that that only makes it better. Now I gotta say, I have seen a lot of parents here. I mentioned it earlier today, like how many parents are in their crowd right now? That woman we see you, like that kicks all kinds of ass. Like I love seeing parents who are with their kids,

who they may not understand what the hell's going on, but they're still there supporting their kids who are into this kind of stuff. That makes me really, really happy. Yeah, yeah, thank you. Like, I got a, so you have really good parents for the kids who are there. Yeah, I got an email from a parent whose dollar was coming to RTX with her friends,

and who was like super heartfelt, super thankful. I was afraid that my child was gonna to rebel and do all this stuff, but she found your content and she's a super fan. And I actually saw her yesterday, I think it was after the immersion panel. She's like, she can't be introduced to herself. Like, oh, I know you, your mom's so and so right. She was like, she's right here. She was like, how do you know that?

She emailed me, she told me you were going to be here. It's like, it's good to meet you. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, like when I was growing up when I was a kid, you know, I She emailed me, she told me you were going to be here. It's good to meet you. That's awesome. Yeah, I mean, when I was growing up, when I was a kid, I was like five, six years old. My dad would bring over a chair so I could reach the arcade controls, and I would play arcade games.

Awesome. He would sit there with my mom. Like my mom would go do the shopping, and he'd take care of me. And like, yeah, I love those. And I love hearing stories like that. Like my son watched these things. I don't get it, but I watch with them, because it's fun, or so on and so forth.

So it's really cool. So thank you very much much all the parents out there. Yeah, thank you guys We had the Easily the most adorable moment of our tx Was during our signing yesterday when we had the five-year-old come up There's a five-year-old girl. Yeah, who was like a huge fan and like with Betty she was just like yeah she was a huge great And

She I guess her parents are talking about how she'd been watching the videos since she was three Yeah Well, so it's kind of like and it wasn't like you think like oh, maybe she doesn't fully understand like she new names And she knew like what she was talking about it was was like, it was really, really adorable. I told everyone else in the last, like, you have no chance. This was the most adorable moment all weekend. And those lines are so long. I walked the drawer and I saw the line.

I walked up and I said, hey, kiddo, I said, I said, are you super bored? And she goes, I'm not a boy. I don't know if that was. She was cute. She was a Betty and she was awesome. And yes, we were very nice. As soon as she told us she had been watching the videos since she was three years old, we immediately turned to her father and said, wow, you're a terrible parent.

It is a really, really top weekend though. Like the fact that we can, the four of us just sit up here and have a normal conversation, even though there's all these people in here. I feel like totally at home right now, just having a chat. It's awesome. It seems pretty similar to like an oral podcast. Yeah, like totally at home right now, just having a chat. It's awesome. It seems pretty similar to like a normal podcast. Yeah, this is something you requested, the couch and the chat. I'm not a fan of like all in a line, too.

I forgot to get this. Oh, you did? I went up to Freeman about an hour and a half ago and I was like, over an hour and a half before the panel, I was like, hey, I kind of fucked up. I need a couch and a couple of chairs for the podcast panel. I'm like, oh yeah, no problem. How do you want them situated? I described it, like, yeah, we'll have it.

There's no problem. So we walked out here, and I kind of expected that we might still have a table or something. They totally nailed it. Awesome. You guys? I do want to point out that we actually have the podcast set like 100 yards that way.

Do you want to get the podcast set four floors up from down there and up here? Why don't we just do it from there? Shut up. You might be a little rough down there. We have the Wardhawk down there right in front of the... I haven't seen it. What's the story?

What story? That we just got. Hey guys, we got a Wardhawk. And a story. That we've had it for like months though, right? But we finally got it here. It is true. That's why it's a right hand drive car

is because it came from the UK. Where should be? And I think what's that? Nothing. Hey, that city was harder to get here than Gavin. What? Well, people. We it arrived when it got here, almost midnight,

Thursday night. So like 11 here almost midnight, Thursday night. So like 11, 45 PM, Thursday evening. After three or four months of work. Seven. Seven months of work of trying to get here. It got here with five hours to spare, basically. So that's awesome. That's amazing.

Yeah, we had people waiting on the dock in the middle of the night to receive this thing and get it situated into the floor. Try people like that people sitting in it and taking pictures and stuff. is that what it's like? Yep, I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna do that.

It's drivable, right? That gets a legit car? No. Oh, it's not. So we're boring you back there. It's the loudest yawn in the world. Yeah, it's drivable, but it's not street legal in the US. And we have the guy who created it here for our tech.

So it's here. The street legal thing was a major issue. That was a video because it could be driven but it's not street legal. That meant that it was a whole nightmare. So do we have to tow it around and stuff? We can't turn it on. So we have an employee named Mike

who this has been months of his life. I don't know if he's out there. But thank you Mike, if you are out there. It was, he's not. It was months of phone calls and paperwork and back and forth with US Customs to get it in here. And so thanks Mike. Just want to say that.

You're nice. You're giving me this suspicious look like I'm going to say something back. I have a funny image in my head of Michael from Achieve and Hunter being the guy who like processes paperwork. You would have. Yeah. Back in the day, we had a lot of slash job titles where we did everything.

Gus, you run RTX, you run the podcast, but a lot of us kind of came up where we all had a production job and we had a business job as well when the early years of the company and become miserable, you are sitting there thinking about it man. I just like the idea of Michael, Rage Quit Michael sitting there standing, you're like, God, Jared, put your fucking bills on. Someone had me, someone wanted an autograph this morning, and they handed me a sketchbook, and they had drawn, they had penciled in a passport, like for papers, please.

And they said, they gave me a red and a green marker, and they said, you can either accept or deny my passport. So I looked at it, and the expiration date was wrong. He denied, and didn't you? I circled it and said denied. Well, it's just so clear, because you don't have to give a reason for denial, right? In the game. Depends, sometimes you do, sometimes you don't.

I guess I never made it that far. Yeah, it depends, not far around the game. So that's the most creative one I've seen. To make it a better story, I would have had the guy remove from the convention. Send him to the police department. You have to leave now. It's about time to wrap up. I was going to say, what exclusive stuff have you

seen at RTX that is really, really bad ass? I felt very honored. Before the show opened on Friday, I got to sit with the insomniac guys and play sunset overdrive. Oh, nice. They came at the very last minute. Yeah, super appreciative of them coming out.

The game's fucking awesome. Those guys are really cool too. I got to play, you know, I feel really lucky. I got to play Destiny. I got to chat with the three, four, three people about Halo Mass Chief Collection. They just revealed that Coagulation Blood Gulch is going to be in the Halo 3 Master.

That was fucking awesome. So now they also have the gun goose. Yeah, Gavin and I back to back to two center stage things yesterday We're first we played age of booty which they actually have Gavin in age of booty the for the free iOS game I'm a captain of a bunch of ships and And I'm coming soon. I think there's gonna be Bernie. I'm gonna be up in there. I think Barbara's the best name Yeah, so it's it's awesome So it's all being released and then then we have to play Trials Fusion, the new DLC that's not out yet.

And there's a Red versus Blue map and Trials Fusion. Oh, that's so that's pretty kick ass. The creative director for Red Links, Auntie, has the coolest business card ever. Yeah, I have it in my pocket. It's a coin. Yeah, it's a coin with the Red Links logo in the middle, and then his email address and name like all around the

outside. Yeah, it's a fuck. I didn't want to give him my card after that. And what's a brilliant idea because if someone goes to hand you a coin you always take it. Yeah, it's money. I'll take this. So anyway, there's been some amazing stuff and it's been a lot of fun. RTX has been really amazing. It's the most surreal weekend of my life ever probably. It is really awesome. Let me just write it down.

Cool. Well, thanks for everyone for coming out. Hey, where are we going to go eat? What's that? Where are we going to go eat? It's a great hamburger place to go straight. Okay, cool. Thank you, everybody. Thanks a lot. Thank you for coming out. Hey, we're coming out. What's up? Where are we going to go eat? It was a great hamburger place across the street. Okay, cool. Thank you, everybody. Thanks a lot.

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