Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #280

Episode Date: July 15, 2014

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everything bagels sticks. Port this podcast and get 50% off your first month. Go to naturebox.com slash roosterteeth. NatureBox.com slash roosterteeth. to Serious hey everyone welcome to the receive podcast. Hey, oh this week featuring I am Lindsey Jones now. Well, are you on ready for that? Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh Michael Jones Gavin Jones no One day When we have a public administration job you what do you mean one day big one day? Big love, season, whatever, the next season is. Can you adopt a 26 year old?

Absolutely. You absolutely can. You should, how do you, what is that? He has to like, can anticipate himself or as I was ever, and he's already independent. He's a pretty clean person. I think you can just do it. Has to put a kid up for adoption.

But I am an adult. So I can put myself up for adoption. Do it. And we'll adopt you then. Can you be adopted by someone younger than you? I'm just saying why not? Right? I doubt there's a law against it. Do it and we'll adopt you then. Can you be adopted by someone younger than you? I'm gonna see why not. Right? I doubt there's a law against it. Didn't Ben want to be adopted by someone once? I don't know. Adoption's such a weird thing. Like would you ever consider adopting someone? It seems like a big commitment to me. Here he has one nut that doesn't work.

Yeah, probably. Absolutely adopt someone. Why not? Yeah, it's just a big commitment to think that there'd be someone in the world. Honestly, I'm not. You haven't met any of you. I mean, I'll be like, you're pretty awesome. Let's make this a thing. Let's be a kind of wrap this one up. To go.

I just don't think I want to pass my jeans down. Return to send it. You just passed your jeans down right before we came on the other side here. You practically took your fucking pants off. I looked over and all of a sudden it was boxers. And I've seen, like I said, I've seen Gavin adjusting himself before

when we're filming especially for a chemen hunter. I'm always the one to look over and be like, God damn it, Gavin, right is your adjusting yourself? No, I always put myself out before the paga. You do, but to be fair, like by the time the paga started it ended up with you just pulling your zipper up. Yet 10 seconds before that, like your pants were practically around your ankles.

Like I don't understand how you had to get so low. It's like he's got to loosen the zipper while getting his practically around your ankles. Like I don't understand how you had to get so low. It's like he's got to loosen the zipper while getting his pants around his ankles. Could the pants are so tight that you're like dropping their floor back up? It's good to have a breather. Where's a... Salah's going to ask.

He's like in his balls breath. Where's Bunny? He's in Vegas giving some talk to no one cares about. Oh, boom. He's talking about net neutrality at South by Southwest. He always talks about net neutrality at South by Southwest This one's in Vegas though, okay. They should just play the thing from South by Southwest at Vegas Yeah, and then you get a cardboard cut out like five years ago. I think it was longer than that. Do you think it would hold up?

Yeah, what are you saying same values? Yeah, let me bloody my space To now it's back in the news again. People seem to care about what's going on. It's a more band oriented now. If you have a band, you have a my space page for your band. Go check it out. I don't think there's anything on my shoe right now. When's the last time you tried to go to my space?

I still have mine somewhere floating in the my space and other verse. When's the last time you went? I'm going to log into my space. Four or five years ago, something like that. And even then's like pretty sad, I guess, I was in college, so yeah. What's sad is when you check up on something after so much time, and then that becomes

the thing that was years ago. They're like, you check up? Yeah, like, oh wow, I probably checked in on that five years ago, after three years. We had a conversation about this. We were looking at old achievements, and I looked at a game. I think it was like,

Banja Kazooie nuts and bolts, which came out in 2009. And I was saying to Gavin, I vividly remember buying the game, not really being into it, taking a break from it, playing it a little bit later, taking another break,

and then playing it and finishing it. And I remember looking at the achievements, being like, it's funny, I started this game and then I finished it way later. I started it and then finished it six months later. That was five years ago. Yeah. And I was like, I remember when six months

was a long time ago. It was the same for me with Marble Blosses. I was like, wow, I'm gonna have the record for the two furthest apart achievements in the same game. It was like 2006 and then I got another one in 2009. And that was five years ago. Yeah, that's what makes you feel so old. Michael gauges things now based on when he was still new Jersey and when he came to Texas.

And he can tell you who'd be like, oh yeah, that was before, like, 21 or something. He's like, yeah, it's before I was here, but that's it. That's the only reference he has. I'm like, okay, I guess it happened. I was like, I'm like, I'm rebirth. Yeah, my milestones into my life. And it's like, was this before or after that? Like, you can kind of start narrowing things down.

Yeah, I think the exact same thing like moving to America. I'm like, did this happen before 2012? I feel like for Gus to be like BG before Gus It did exist before I was here. It doesn't fucking count exactly. I guess I Had a fucking pain in the ass problem the other day As you're asked feeling now. Let me guess is better. Is it to do with you new house? It does. Yes, it is. You moved. I had no idea. I bought a washer and dryer as you do. And they're stackable. You put one on top of the other. Smart buy. No clothes on your bitch. I don't have to go to the laundromat anymore.

Yeah. Fucking delivery guys show up. They're like, did you buy the stacking kit? I was like, what? No. No. Like, oh, yeah, we can't. We can't stack these. It's like, well, no one told me. Let me just go to the store and get it right now. Like, no, we can't stack these. It's like, well no one told me. I was like, let me just go to the store, get it right now. Like, no, we can't do that. We can't do that. Are they legally unable to do so? They fucking left. Wow, that's bad.

That's right. So I was like, fuck it. So I bought it and I called them and I'm like, hey, I got the thing, I got the fucking stacking kit, come and set it up. Like, okay, we're gonna come out, set it up. They come out, they broke my, they said, oh, your dryer's broken.

We can't, we can't set it up. So they left, I looked at it, they fucking stripped, like will you attach the cord? Yeah. They fucking stripped all your dryer is broken. Uh, we can't we can't set it up So they left I looked at it. They fucking strip like were you attached the cord? Yeah, fucking stripped all the screws in there and they're like oh, it's broken like fuck those guys So I like I took it. I just like shoved it back on the dock of the place I bought it from it's like it's your problem now But another one. I was like I'm gonna I'm so pissed off. This is like two weeks of time You mean shove it. Oh, you drive it back there. I literally took it put it on my truck drove it back there I was to get you have a truck pushed it off the back of my truck And they're like what's this? I was like it's yours. I literally took it, put it in my truck, drove it back there. I was thinking you have a truck. Pushed it off the back of my truck and they're like, what's this? I was like, it's yours.

I was like, give me my money back. I'll be back later. I'm seeing like kill-bill-style. You shove it out your chest. I'm just joking. Did you all open the pussy wagon? You can take the fucking thing out. I got my new dryer, trying to set all the shit up.

All the cords are just long enough that I can't set it up outside of the place for it. The cubby. So I have to like get back in there, pull the whole thing back, hook it all up, and then figure out how to get out of this space with no room. So it's like, it was like this tiny little room.

So I'm like trying to avoid all the cables and like propping myself up against the wall, like Spider-Man style, trying to shoot you know. I'm trying to get like up to like the seven foot in the air, the top of the dryer. It took me like a fucking hour, so I'm so fat and out of shape. I finally like crawled out and I was like a top of it I'm like

Like just like breathing like a fucking maniac up there goddamn. I fucking hate moving so much I got it done it said now. I was like fuck those guys. Yeah, I'm done I did the shit out of some I check this out right see my hands They're not cut to shit because you didn't make me move anything. I did not make you do it this time I just replaced those that washer and dry yeah It's probably my DNA still in the bottom of that nice let's clone you no one's good enough What Michael helped me move in my washer and dryer whenever I had my old apartment before we moved in together And I almost killed him because Brian's dry it was yeah

It was his washer and dryer and we took it from his apartment He offered it to me and I said no thank you because I didn't want to deal with what Gus just said and deal with a washer and dryer I just moved here and he was just like hey We're buying a new one because he was moving, you know And he generously offered me that one and I'm like thank you But I'm a lazy piece of shit and I would rather pay money to rent mine at my apartment Then move this one in so that's what I. And then Lindsay mentioned she didn't have one. So I'm like, you should talk to Brian.

And so then he gave it to her. I'm like, great, Adam, I fucking hair. And then she's like, hey, can you help me move my wife? I am. So, even before you're dating, you've told me what you're stuff to be in your life. Yeah, I was, and then now it's in our apartment.

Because then when she moved in, we brought it with us. But that time we had movers. But yeah, I was pushing the, I was pushing from the bottom, or you know, carrying from the bottom and she was carrying from the top and she lived on the second floor. And it was like right as she got to the top of the landing

she's like let go and like, stroll along and it almost crushed me to death down the stairs. So do you think it's determined to be in your life? Do you think you'll ever get rid of it and then you'll open a door and it'll be behind the door? I mean, I don't think so. I want to get into it. It's like a horror movie.

Yeah. I'll probably just get rid of it and buy a new one. I mean, I don't think so. I want to get into a piece. It's like a horror movie. Yeah. I'll probably just get rid of it and buy a new one. So I thought we were done with you washing. Like you fun to wake up in the morning and it's just like leaning over the bed looking at you. So I have a... That would be insane. I have a washing machine question.

Well, I'll be from this. Amazingly interesting stuff. Go on. This might be the first time we've ever talked about washing machines in the podcast. Can you quiet? Get excited. We're gonna learn today.

No, not yet. I don't care. Carol was way too excited about washing podcast. Can you quiet, get excited. We're gonna learn today. No, not you, don't care. Carol was way too excited about washing machines. Can you wash shoes? Yeah, yeah, why not? You throw them in there. They make a lot of noise. I bug them in my brand new washing machine and it was like,

cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo. Couldn't have the whole thing was like rattling around. I was like, this doesn't sound good. Well, yeah. They're usually even worse than the dryer. I don't think you're gonna dry shoes. No, you put them in the dryer. I put them in the dryer.

I just throw a bunch of towels in with them so they don't get the shit out of the dryer. Yeah, my shoelaces went through the holes and it was like hanging off the inside and stuff. Yeah, I think typically you take the shoelaces out just to avoid problems like that. I also got told because I just did a bunch of slow-mo filming with Dan,

and I always wash the lap coats, even though you wouldn't know it from looking at Dan's. I wash the lap coats off to every shoot, and we were doing a ton of stuff with gasoline and butane gas and stuff. And I was told not to put it in the tumble dryer because it might explode. Huh.

Did you do it anyway? Uh, here we go. Yes. Because I didn't believe it. But is that dangerous to put in flammable stuff in a dryer? No, no. I told you not to.

Tony. Flammable stuff? Yeah, I assume that's dangerous. Fumes, I don't know. You told you not to. Tony. Hmm. A flammable stuff. Yeah, I assume that's dangerous. Fumes, I don't know. You inherited it out, right? I'm supposed to find it. I'm supposed to find it in the wash machine.

I feel like if makes says don't do something, you shouldn't do anything. I actually don't. I'm pulling up a dryer though. I was like, is that how she knows? Were you filming it? No. Because then you could have had a sweet footage. Man, I walked out the other day.

I guess when you were doing that filming, and I was like, what's that smell? I walked out the other day I guess when you were doing that filming and I was like what's that smell I walked out of this building it's like what's that's what's going on over there I'm like do I need to call someone now start walking over like oh it's Gavin Dan you see us in the distance and I love yeah I was like it's they call love they're on fire but it's fine yeah we had a fire the good at hand but uh thankfully we had two fire extinguishes and use both to thank for because no one's gonna come help you. Because the second they see it, they'll be like, oh, it's just Gavin and Dan. It's certainly they just leave.

Guys are on the ground burning to death. And it's like, I have to find it. I'm sure they film me. What was the one where all the shards of glass went into Dan too? I mean, you guys have already heard of themselves. Oh, it was the bottles. Yeah.

That was the glass jars with the bangers inside and the paint. Bangers? Yeah, like fire crackers? Yeah. We got a lot of. What you have bangers in mesh too. See this? Why don't we use for the delicious sausages? Bangers? Yeah, like firecrackers? Yeah. We got a lot of... What you have bangers in mash too, see this is why I'm pleased.

Yeah, not to be confused for the delicious sausages. We did a lot of filming. We did some gross ones. I finally got down to vomit in slow mo. Yeah, that was great in regular mo. I didn't see it in slow mo. Discussing, I didn't know you had that. And also I used this electric flyzapper, which I've used them before. You tap a fly and you get a little spark and it's like, tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt Another flight landed and flipped upside down it's back and then it just went and the head flew off the head flew off

I think about 500 miles an hour science 2,000 frames a second it was like I can't believe it we'd decapitated a fly with electricity Maybe it was the most merciful killing a fly could ever ask Yeah, I felt bad to do it. It felt like a cool video. I might get flagged What if you put some sweet like epic music under it? If it felt like a cool video, I might get flagged. What if you put some sweet like epic music under it too? We're like,

Oh, it's flies. Don't get the shit about flies. Flies are pests. You can flys or mosquitoes. No one gives a fucks. See? There are videos of lasers frying mosquitoes on your tube. Thing is that one.

Yeah, that's true. Once it goes on, people are like, poor fly. This is gonna be some prick who's gonna get that taken down. I can't believe you killed that. What's going to happen about that? I don't remember what movie it was and I'm sure the internet's about to scream at me for it But someone there was a scene yeah right?

Scream at movie at home There was a scene where an actor had to kill a bug and they got like bugs on set to do so It wasn't something that they'd like put in in post and there were a bunch of messages especially from PETA saying Oh, how dare you you've killed this this innocent bug. Why didn't you do it in post? It was like, well, it's a ton of money. That's why we didn't do it in the beginning. Yeah, probably didn't spend like 12 grand on a CG bug. Yeah.

Can you put the fly in my hand right now? Good. What was that? Was it Indiana Jones, where the guy is doing a scene and the fly lands on his face and then walks into his mouth and he swallows it. Oh, yeah, that's, is that readers of the Lost Ark? I think so.

Yeah. He didn't even run his take, a bug goes into his mouth and he's just like, I keep going. What a pro. And they use that take. Yeah, it's in the movie. It's like one of the Nazis. He's wearing like the desert camo.

Yeah. I gotta go look at this again. Yeah, that's cool. It's nowhere near as intensely in Articaprio, getting his hand all bloodied in Django. But that's what it makes me think of. Yeah. Yeah, those pretty intense too.

Right. Good man. Man, we have, they're just thinking about all this filming and people getting hurt It means me scared for all the filming we're doing now and all the things that that we have going on around here What are the odds that someone's gonna get hurt before we're Don't have a man's cabin and Michael didn't get hurt in any of immersion. They were fine honestly the the biggest on set injuries The accidents they're not they're really like the subject of the scene. Yeah, if you like someone Crushed by a light or something.

It case in point for the immersion, just as far as stupid shit. So we did the Mario Kart episode where I flipped the go kart over. And like I slid across my shoulder, but I was wearing, you know, the suit and it had tons of padding in it and stuff like that. And it was sore, but that was about it.

But, you know, the way the video came out, it was like edited out of order and stuff like that and whatever. So I had done, I think I did my run before yours. So I was done and I took part of the padding out. Like, I was all the members, I was wearing less padding than I was when I was actually in the run and that's when you were doing your wrap up video

and you were still in the cart and I run into the frame and I'm like, it's me and like I bounce off the cart. It was just seriously me being a dumbass just trying to jump on Gavin's cart and flip over it. And I slammed into it and hit the ground. That was the worst injury I had in the whole shoot. I had a scab on my leg for three weeks because of that. I was like, I'm glad to hear

finally hear this explanation of what you were going for. Because being there, I was like, why the fuck did Michael just run full speed into the go cart? I was trying to choke him through. I was going to flip over, park over it, and I ended up just smacking you and you wouldn't fall on the ground.

And that was the worst boo-boo I got on that, on that. That was worse than flinting the go kart. I was like, ah! Ah! Ah! I was laughing that in both instances too, Brandon and at least two other people in the set immediately turned to me and were like,

are you okay? Are you gonna start crying Lindsay? And I'm like, no, it's fine. I'm texting or something. He's good. He's got it. You're making a fucking scot. I'm making a vine. Yeah, nice. You're gonna save this for the wedding now, but I didn't get it. Can you do it again? Thanks. That flipped though.

Yeah. Your ride is always like the stupidest things. I didn't get injured at all because I was a scientist this season on immersion. The closest I can be getting injured was during the, oh, there it is. Yeah. That was the real, what did you do there? There's the flip.

I think I either hit it on the cart or I smacked it on the ground on the concrete or the asphalt was one of the other. But I was just like, oh, looks like we're going for some analysis, you might split it on the way now. That was the most painful part of that entire shoot, because I'm fucking idiot.

During the trial shoot, we were out at that motocross track and the only test track. The Rooster Teeth Test Track. Sorry, sorry, sorry, excuse me. The only bathroom was that little shitty porta potty that had a giant wasp nest in it. I didn't see until after I was done pissing it up. I turned around, I was like, face full of wasps.

I was like, oh, I'm not using this one again. Yeah, you warned us. Yeah, it was like, there was another one way past that one, but you recommended we walk past the, it was like a color, you don't go in the brown one, there's a wasp in there. Yeah, it was like, it was a nest of them.

I was really out of it that day too, and I was wearing sunglasses when we were off of not doing our scene. And specifically, you said, don't go into this color because there's a wasp and I was going to another one. And I had tinted sunglasses and I was like, they're all the same fucking color. They're like a dark blue, which the fuck one do I go into?

And they're like, Lindsay, take off your sunglasses. Okay, good. This one, excellent. Get your blue blockers on. I'm not sure if I ever told it on the podcast, but I was once on set where a guy got injured. And you know those big sizzle lifts, the blue genie ones, the guy had gone all the way up,

like maximum height on it, and he was messing with the lights on the grid and the ceiling, and you can also drive them when they're at that height, they're quite slow. So when that happens, it beeps really loud. So everyone's like, get the hell out of the way, this giant, basically column that's driving around. And we just heard like,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, and then it just completely silenced. And he banged his head on the pole, that that was holding all the lights and was unconscious at the top Oh Jesus And then and we just had to go to lunch it was like All right last lunch and I guess I guess they're gonna down The controls of the bottom I don't know. He was like people were like, are we gonna give? Jesus Christ what's gonna happen when he wakes up? He's like, where am I? Oh fuck. I'm still up here. Yeah, they were like Terry

Terry I just lunch Terri's up in the kitchen or like even medical We're gonna go get some burgers. Yeah, it was bad. We didn't say him for the rest of the shoot Died that day Rest in peace, Terry. I wanted to point out something that we have here on set. This is our first, I guess, really live post-RTX podcast. And after the RT podcast panel,

someone from the panel came up and gave us this picture. You can see it in front of the coffee table down there. It's a signed picture by Schmorgann Heckengard. And he signed it as Schmorgann Heckeng and he signed it as Schmorgann Heckengard. I love that we've actually affected his life now. He wrote Schmorgann Heckengard on a picture of himself. He knows about us. Interesting.

Yes, it's signed. And then it's a Schmorgann Heckengard on it. I still like to believe that a fan was like, can you write this? I'm sorry, can you spell it again one more time? What the hell are you saying? Schmorgann, that's SMO. Pressure, that's probably what I have sorry, can you spell it again one more time with the hell you saying? Like, smorgan, that's SMO. Pretty sure that's probably what I have. It's your name, it is.

It's just right, your name. Can't. Please put a diagonal line through the O, just for good measure. In fact, we went to Subanova, some walk through a room. Like, there are a- Right, dude. That was the most we saw him one time for like 10 seconds. Telling us about that.

He was a walk through a room. He walked to go into like, there was our area and there was like, super VIP area where he hung out by himself. He had Stan Lee hanging out. I think they were like playing goldfish or something. Can I get four? They were like, there was all the guests

and then him and Stan Lee and they were like, fuck off, peasants. So as he walked by, we weren't like that. And that was it. We just didn't really see him. What, what did you all think of Australia? It was amazing. It was awesome.

I don't wanna come home. Did you practice saying it was amazing together? No. She fucking copied me. She knew where I was amazing. Yeah, it was awesome. I want to live I want to come home Did you practice saying it was amazing together? No, she copied me. She knew where I was going and she stole it We're gonna go Sydney Melbourne and Brisbane No, I went to Perth. Yeah, yeah, everyone in Perth too was like, oh, why you made it to Perth? Like come on. Yeah, they hate themselves. They're gonna come yeah, they let they apologize to you when you get there Yeah, they're like I'm so sorry. Thank you for coming. I'm so sorry. Yeah, because I know it comes to Perth. And like Stanley, like he didn't come to Perth

and Nick and I was supposed to go to Perth, but then he was filming in Sydney. So then he canceled his Perth trip. So they were just saying like a lot of people come to Australia and they'll go to Brisbane and Adelaide in Sydney and they never come to Perth. Yeah, because it's great. you take that long flight to get to like the Eastern Coast of Australia. Yeah. And it's like, okay, great.

Get another fucking six hour flight to get your ass out to Perth. Yeah, well, we were already in Melbourne, so it wasn't that bad. I think it was only three hours. Oh, really? Half hours from Melbourne? Oh. Because Melbourne was like two hours from Sydney. And then it's like another three hours to Perth.

That sounds bad as I thought. Melbourne's similar to Austin in a lot of ways too with the restaurants and the shops. two hours from Sydney and then it's like another three hours to Perth. That sounds bad as I thought. Melon's similar to Austin in a lot of ways too with the restaurants and the shops. I mean everywhere we walked felt like we were going down Congress or something. Yeah, I don't know if you waited out to like the Fitzroy district or that stuff in Melbourne. It's like a lot of little shops and like coffee shops and shit. We did some shopping. We did. We walked around. I don't know like the specifics.

No, no, we were in Fitzroy. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure we were there. Brunswick? Yeah, no, we were in Fitzroy. Yeah, I'm sure we were there Brunswick. Yeah, yeah, we were in Fitzroy because that's like I was really drunk now because I was looking up the address and stuff and that's where the movie was that we went to We saw how to train your dragon tube all we were there. Is it the Australian version? I don't know I Redove it with the

That would have been good though everyone asks us to do an Australian accent to really God stop because it's just we're gonna embarrass ourselves Everyone there wants to do an Australian accent and. Really God stop because it's just we're gonna embarrass ourselves Everyone there wants to do an Australian accent and then you do it and they just like that's Fuck you do an American accent. Oh, no, so shut the fuck up. It's like I didn't come out Like to it as the greatest accent in the world like no no, no, no, do it. Do it all boo I came I heard it It's just a thing to make people feel boo! It's awful. I came out here to have a good time and I'm feeling attacked right now. It's just a thing to make people feel good. It's like when people...

I've seen this happen with people who ask you to try on your glasses. I've seen this happen with people who wear glasses and they're like, Oh, Christ, your eyes are shit. Oh, they're blind. Oh my God. We had a lot of people come to the booth too

and they were like, you sound so American now. You don't sound that way in your videos. I'm like, really? Do we sound American? People kept saying we sound American. I was like, dude, why don't you sound Australian? That's absolutely true though. If you watch something on TV,

like say I watch an American show, if I hear the same American in real life, they sound way more American. I don't know what that means. Yeah, what is way more American? They just sound like, well, yeah. Oh yeah.

It's funny, I kept doing it. We all have locked up. I do a lot. Can I get an autograph? And I'm like, yeah, sure. Oh. Well, if you were to do have locked I'm like, can I get a autograph and I'm like, yeah, sure Well, like if you were to do a sound effects for the American like a British accent would be like Wouldn't it and America would be like, I'm a man. I feel like British would be like, oh, but that's just cuz of you Crumpets the queen

Oh, cool. Yeah, but it's pretty like it's pretty like shop and swift and America is like Boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop He just did do it to describe the difference. I'm not saying it. I'm not saying it lazy. He's just a description. I don't say mine is better. Mine sounds weird here, but. You're using your self. I'm using your self. Yeah, get what I'm saying. The thing is, like ours is slack, jawed and lazy, and he's like faster and intellectual

and kinder. But it's not an insult. Pristine, but not in a compliment way. He. I feel like Gavin with the British accent as well with Dan as well It's slower. I don't know you guys feel like you enunciate more and everything's like poetry. You're like, oh here Let me tell you about my lunch. Yes. I had salad today. Oh Why? Talking about that's why you're them. I'm Gavin Dan when Gavin and Danny together

It's like Gavin devolved. So Gavin started out, I don't know, like in the middle, you know, like British, and then he's been here for so long. He's kind of, his accent has wavered, you know, he's gotten, he makes this space, absolutely has. It absolutely has. His accent so much less than it was two years ago. But then he gets back to Dan, it's like,

boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, Dan and I were talking shit about Gavin. Yeah, over in the chief mchunter office and I guess Gavin hurt us and came walking in. Yeah, and Gavin came walking in like this like with his arms kind of out and Dan he goes, what are you doing Gavin carrying carpets? And then Gavin like got all deflated and like kind of like shriveled up and then like right out of the room. I didn't even know what you're talking about. I just had my name. What were you talking about? We were talking shit about you. What were you saying?

What was happening? That was happening a lot like while Dan was here. We kept talking shit about Gavin, and then like the shit that Gavin says about Dan, because Dan doesn't watch any of the videos or anything like that. And so he's just like, what would you say? What?

And Gavin's just like, well, that's how it is be. He would be like, just know what happened. We talk about, no, it's gonna just go at it. He wanted me to clarify a story that I told. Apparently I told it wrong. On some format format we have, but the girl wasn't asleep when he fingered. Go!

There you go. Mystery solved internet. That was one of the many stories. No, no, no, no. No, what you would say, being just not true, what a son of a could think. Dan was upset because he said that you make him sound so dumb and all of your impressions of him.

It's true, every time Gavin talks about Dan, Dan's just so confused, like, every time Gavin talks about Dan Dan, she's so confused, like, well, you know what, but what's this? Yeah, huh? Is that what he's definitely Gavin is? It's not flattering at all. Yeah, right.

What are you on about? It's like your top five sayings. Yeah, well, I mean, I don't understand what people are talking about most of the time. It is funny watching that Dan and I know what else is so dumb. It's true. It's like, Gavin never understands anything.

We're slack-jotting lazy. Hey, Gavin. Any other time I talk to himjotting, lazy. Hey, Gavin! Well, any other time... I see that how I talk to him. Even in a cheaman hunter, I don't know, I mean, this whole... We make fun of Gavin quite a bit for his intelligence, but the second dance here, it's like Gavin's the alpha male, and he's like, you're fucking stupid, Dan, and Dan's like,

Ooooooh! He had loads on Dan. Which is even funnier because Dan's like this muscle bound dude, you know, he's in the military, and Gavin's just like, fuck you, into your face. God, I muscle bound dude, you know, he's in the military and Gavin's just like fuck you to your face God I'm so fuck you dad I was pointing up towards the sky like Dan was much taller than Gavin Daniel listeners Dan did do an American accent to during the slow-mo panel. I was trying to get to that as well

He kept saying dollars. Yeah, you nailed it. Yeah, good job Dan Is that like the ultimate American word to say dollars? He lives in the joint a little bit. Yeah, it came right out. It did a funny bit on the the second achievement hundred panel We did our cheeks on Sunday. He waited in line and he came up as a fan and asked the question You waited in line. I think you just went straight to the front. Yeah, he didn't he like darn it out And he like hid down because it's super hard to see you, when you're on the stage with all the lights and stuff. And we were just answered questions, and then Dan's like,

hey, who goes, um, um, um, Dan, big fan? I just wanna, what I gotta do to get a job. That's pretty funny. Yeah. I didn't see that. I didn't see that. He didn't tell me that he was gonna do that. Dan's a funny guy. We did a, I heard that the guy.

I said that Dan should replace Gavin. He's a spoiler. We did a, we did a, let's play with Dan while he was here. We did. Yeah. We did, we did three. We did two. Let's see how many come out. Yeah This was not great It was fun though because we all used to play I mean you've played with Dan Mm-hmm. You probably didn't I was at the tires, but like seven years ago we all played I remember game together

I remember yeah, I remember is a gamer tag still like that's a stupidest gamer tag in the world What was his game attack? Danino G. Well, do you know what it was before that? It was Badger on Royds. Oh, let's try to play with him when he was there. I made him change it and then I took Badger on Royds and never get back. Cheese.

Oh my God. Where does Badger on Royds come from? It's not like an inside joke. It's just there. I'm not. They were probably like 12 years old when they made that. It was a dude. I like Badger. So I like Royds.

It was before I was friends with him. It was probably when he was sat by the trophy cabinet. I think that, uh, not, I didn't convince him to change it, but I did that to Jack before I started working here. I remember that was the thing. It was pretty funny, because he had, uh, his gamer tag was monkey five to two five or some shit like that.

And, uh, he had that for a while, and I was doing Rage Quit from New Jersey. I hadn't moved here yet. And I came home from work one day and I get on Xbox Live, and it was like within an hour, so I see Jack P is online. And instantly I was like, Jack changed his gamer tag.

I wonder if anybody took the old one. So I immediately, this is back when you could, you could get gold for a month for free, just making an account. So initially they would let you pick your gamer tag when you made account, you get to pick, you know, an available one, and then you gotta pay to change it. But then they instituted a thing where they just gave you

a gamer tag, like it just random one, like that's what it is, but you get one free change. So what I would do is, I would make gamer tags and just have them ready in case I wanted to grab one because you get one free change. So it was seriously like, oh Jack's time I want and one of Monkey's 5, 2, 2, 5 is taken. I went to a gamer tag that I already made like a month ago.

I had one free change on it and I just changed it like immediately, like a minute. And I had his gamer tag. So then, cause Jack obviously went through all the bullshit on the podcast where the guy's identity stolen and people prognosis fucking house and all that shit in his life was like a hellhole, I'm like I'm gonna make that even worse.

So I made his profile, because he always complained about people trying to imitate him and stuff. I made the profile all like it was Jack. Like I'm like, hey I'm Jack from Achievement. I made an avatar that looked just like him. I put, there was some kind of rooster logo as like your avatar icon, I put that.

Then I started messaging everybody on his friends list saying that this was Jack and that monkey, or that guy Jack P was imitating me. And then I sent one to Jack. So I just didn't say anything about it. I just sent the messages out. And I don't know like a day or two went by. And I didn't like, I didn't want to blow my load and like go right to Jack and make it too obvious like a day or two went by and I didn't like I

didn't want to blow my load and like go right to Jack and make it to obvious two or three days go by and then I get an aim from Jack he's like we're fucking seeing this guy is this guy message you and I'm just like what what's happening he's like just fucking got he took my camera tag he's going to opportunity to meet me and it was like this whole aim conversation because I mostly talked to Jack on aim as far as like a two-minute hunter stuff so it was like this whole aim conversation because I mostly talked to Jack on aim as far as like a chima hunter stuff. So it was like this whole conversation he had and he was talking about how he was gonna message E and he was looking into it like a Microsoft they were gonna get the gamer tag locked and all this and I just went along with it the whole time and I was kind of talking to him on

an offer a few hours and finally he like goes in the aim he's like all right I'm gonna head out you know but I'll talk to you later I'm like, but I'll talk to you later. I'm like, cool, cool, I'll talk to you later. By the way, I stole your gamer tank. I just waited right to the very end of the conversation and that got me a lot of street cred in this building before I got here. I think that's part of the reason too why Jeff and Bernie hired me.

That's why we didn't have to jump you in. Yeah, it was like, this was like the hard core shit on Jack time during the podcast. Like when he kept getting, you guys would make fun of him for living with his parents and stuff like that. So, he was trying to walk off the block. And he wouldn't walk during the podcast, like when he kept getting, you guys would make fun of him for living with his parents and stuff like that. So, he would try to walk off the fuck. And he wouldn't walk off the podcast sometimes.

So, it was right during that. So, you guys were like, okay, you're good. You're good, you're still as game-time. See, I would have kept you going until I was in the same building. It's like when you were in prison, you used to put someone out. Yeah, I got there,

I was just like, the biggest guy. I was dominant. Michael got a tattoo of a teardrop after that. Yeah, I got a tattoo of jack's tear drop after that I would have stayed pretty annoyed. He took it well though, but he was pretty annoyed at first I would have kept until you're in the same building and then just mess him with stuff like nice green t-shirt and stuff like that Just to see if you would do that. Oh, you know that Are you in this room? That was a really shit Jack impression. I'm sorry. I'm a female

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Was Dashcon. Oh my god Also, by the way, that was my hashtag ball pit earlier. Yeah, that's an epic story I'm aware of that it's an Odyssey of events It's a convention that Tumblr users decided to have that. I guess they saw Vidcon which was put on for YouTube And they thought we should have something similar for Tumblr so they made dash con in beautiful Shamburg Illinois. Yep, yep. And I guess it was just a disaster.

That's what people are saying. From supposedly, reportedly, a 10D showed up and immediately the con organizer started asking everyone for donations because they needed money to pay the hotel. I heard that. $17,000, I believe, is what I keep seeing people tweeting and tumbling about. They raised $17,000 and then everyone found out the hotel didn't need any more money. Yeah.

So they have no idea what the money went to. They just went to a bitch in ball pit. Nice. Damn straight. I guess like the, everything was so disorganized that the, welcome to Night Vale podcasters were there. Yeah. And they decided they had to Night Vale podcasters were there. Yep. And they decided they had to cancel their panel because things were so poorly organized.

Not Joseph Fink. Like, they said everybody's there. Oh, there it is. And so there's a reward. That's a real photo. That's real. Everybody who, could not attend, they welcome the Night Vale podcast,

got compensated with a free hour in the ball pit. Yep, yep, yep. This is a rare thing that happened. They had a ball pit and they had a bouncy yep. This is a rare in the ball pit. That happened. They had a ball pit and they had a bouncy cast. I was telling Lindsay before the podcast started that when I have stress dreams about RTX not being done, like that's what it looks like.

Yeah, we need a ball pit next to RTX though. That has to happen. Sorry. Obviously we need a ball pit and we need a bouncy castle now. Yeah. They definitely innovated. They had a BDSM panel too.

It was interesting. Was it in the ballM. No, I wish Sadism mascasm. Yeah, oh, okay sex stuff. That's them. Yeah, yeah, but apparently it wasn't age-gated It is a lot of the complaints I see and they were like well why the hell wasn't this 18 and up that doesn't make sense So apparently kids who were like, you know kids are hanging out Teen and up that doesn't make sense so apparently kids who were like, you know, kid's hanging out Dude you just come from the anal panel Someone peed in the ball pit I'm being told yeah, I heard that too So when piss in the ball pit and people were like like man I was just hanging out having a good time in the ball pit and then I'm waiting through piss oh

god oh my god yeah we're not getting a ball pit at RTX we're not doing a ball pit for achievement owner yeah uh what a ball we can fit a ball pit in that room people's like in the world of a let's play if you like you fuck up it's like time out getting the ball pit yeah put me in the ball pit for five minutes sometimes there's piss sometimes there isn't you don't know. I need to send you a link to a video where it's just the fucking ball pit It's a picture of it and someone just tracks in slowly on the ball pit as that song was it's the song from Donnie D'Arzel war Yeah original Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just that zooming in on the ball pit. It's fucking hysterical. It's awesome. It's just, but yeah, with the Nivell, the podcast,

apparently like they paid for their own flights, they paid for their own hotels, again, reportedly, supposedly. Portally, I don't think it's a word. But then they got there and then they were basically told, not only are you not getting compensated for the fees that they were supposed to be reimbursed for But they weren't gonna pay them for their performance at all, which I guess was established beforehand Because they were on tour, I believe they were like yeah, and they had an apology

You know, I read they made a whole thing and they were like apologize to their fans and I'm like sorry, you know Like there's nothing we could do about it Fans don't deserve this but you know, it's just like, you know, hopefully we'll see you I guess they said in the Chicago area, I guess it's from a week. I think what I'd read was that the event was hoping to have some more like 3500 to 4000 attendees, but they were capping their ticket sales at 500. So people were like, how?

What does it make any sense? Plus, I also heard that for a first time con, and obviously for what the funding that was put into it, I heard that tickets were like $65 for tickets, too, which is a fucking lot. And I think day passes were I think they were 35 or 40 So you the most relaxed now that you will be oh yeah, yeah I want to go back to something real fast. So we talked about the bouncy castle at dash con the first RTX back in 2011 You know when it was in the field I remember dude we were there guys we were around the corner from the office was that like

bouncy castle place I don't know if you ever went in there the uh yeah they were they had the inflatable two people too yeah yeah and I wanted to have our kids events in there in 2011 I wanted to just like rent the place out and have the whole event in there but uh I guess like, it's really geared towards kids. They're like, yeah, if anyone weighs more than 140, they just like shoot all the air out of it. I was like, oh, it's just like, it's sad. Yeah, it was really sad.

I was really looking forward to like planning an event and having like a lot of shit in there. Could not do it. Not literal shit. Maybe I could do it. Did you see the, on that note too? Did you see the news story? I think it was kids in the UK, but they were hanging out at a birthday party. I that could be fun. Did you see the, on that note too? Did you see the news story? I think it was kids in the UK, but they were hanging out at a birthday party.

I told Michael about this. It seems like the most horrifying experience to have as a kid. They were hanging out at a birthday party and then a big gust of wind took the bouncy house up into the air. And apparently they were pretty fucking high up. They said something like five or six stories, which is crazy when you're like four hanging out at a friend's birthday party. And apparently they got so high that eventually they just had to jump and people tried to like catch them

and everything, but that's terrifying. Exactly, jump out. It literally was just floating away. Like, please, that enough time to like, discuss jumping out. I don't, I don't fucking know, I wasn't there, but yeah, they were like the kids finally had to escape from the bouncy house. I guess loaded into the streets. I just kept going higher. I would have just grabbed on and clung for my life. I don't know. I was going to be out of that.

Six stories? Yeah, I think there's the picture. What happened? Yeah, look at that. Look at that. Yeah, I know. And then what happens though, when it pops and you're fucking five million feet in the air,

you're really fucked. Horrifying. That looks like Indiana Jones shit and you're like falling from the raft. Didn't hope you land on a mountain. Just get in the refrigerator Yeah, you're fine. We find from nuclear pull out It might deflate that's like an episode of are you afraid of the dark right there with his beak and pop

Fucking plane in a bouncy castle. What if someone would be horrified in that bouncy house while they were up in there I'd be pissing and shit and trying to bring the thing back down Cuz it was already in your buddy. I'm not gonna suck it about the castle 500 feet in the air. I'm not using my brain, okay? We're trying to get back down. I'm gonna shut down, I'm gonna be jumping. Jump, jump, try to go down.

What is, how are you running around like a fucking lunatic? Why is there shit falling from the sky? Why, why do you mess stuff that was already on Why? Why have we invested up those already on paper? Why have we invested so many millions of dollars in the fucking like NASA when we can just get in a bouncy castle and float in a fucking stratosphere? That red bull guy was fucking stupid when we're doing Felix. Just getting a bouncy castle, strap three of them together, I'll go to the moon. That's crazy.

That'd be great if you bounced off too. I want to jump out of ten fucking feet! Like, oh shit! No! Because it would have been awesome for a while, we would have... Whoa! And that would have been like, oh... Fine wine, somewhere in there.

Where the awesome stuff. Maybe they thought it was a magic bouncy castle for the first like a minute? Oh, we got wine! Billy Jump! What the fuck, you do that? I can't, he's fucking flying away! I don't see, I think the smartest thing to do would be to go to sleep We're 80 feet in the air is everyone

True Michael's gonna be shitting and Gavin's gonna be sleeping if they escape They worked out for the dude on the forklift right I have heard that but like for tornadoes people who pass out in the middle of being sucked up and they wake up I'm fine because I passed out and the tornado just threw me like a ragdoll Yeah, it sucks. You can't activate that when you're awake activated like a ragdoll mode. Yeah, I'd like to go limp Please oh this does not look good. I better turn off Wake up a better situation like like somebody tries to mug you in an alley. There's like I'm out of here He's like fucking drop you mentioned me in the passenger seat of a car and the driver thinks he's gonna crash. So he's just like I already used my sleep for the day

You know like every 24 hours That'd be awesome. I would do that one. Just for a laugh moral the story don't trust balancing houses When I read they installed it correctly correctly they'd stick to the ground that's what yeah they said they sticked it down there's just a huge gust of wind happen to pull it all up and the guy who was running the party was poor father was like i'm so sorry your kids were lost in this bounce house wait this was in the UK apparently i guess there was no guns to shoot it down no that's all the different ever happened in america with fat america

i don't fucking there's kids kids in America lifted off the ground. That's what I was thinking the whole time. It's so joky. Right when you said UK, yeah, they'd be like, do dollars. And then that thing would be firm. You don't even have to stake it down. It would just be stuck there. Give Billy some more Mickey D's, it would be fine.

Keysburger. Mom, win me another burger. Chicken nuggets. We found out it's called macos in Australia. Yeah. We had some macatris. Macadies. Did you get any of those fucking discussing hamburgers with beets on them?

No. Yes, actually. But hamburgers are beets. Yeah, yeah. You make that, I didn't eat shit with beets on it. I like beets, so is the delish. I thought it was a fucking tomato the first time I went there. So disappointed.

I had kangaroo. That was the least. That was really good there, actually. So good. The kangaroo was good. I had my mind blown this week. That was amazing. That was really good there actually. So good. Kangaroo was good. I had my line blown this week. I'm sorry. And this is how I moved here.

I keep seeing cilantro and stuff. I'm like, what the hell is this crap? And a ruggola? I realized they're just rocket and coriander with different names. And I wondered like, I didn't realize that I just hadn't had any coriander since I've been here. I had no idea what rocket was.

The first time I went to New Zealand, like there was a dish like like the ice-coated, like what is this, so blah, blah, blah, whatever, covered in rocket. I was like, what's rocket? Rocket with a cue. And he was like, it's rocket. I was like, yeah, what is that?

He was, you know, rocket. I was like, yeah, what the fuck is that? I'm asking you. It took me years to figure this out because the fucking asshole couldn't tell me what rocket was. That's the Rouga. Rocket and then Coriiander is a cilantro.

Yeah. Makes toastence now. Just cilantro tastes good to you, cause I know there's certain people who don't, or they're fucking pheromones. I'm not honestly a big fan of any of that crap. Yeah, that mean either. Just like, if anything I eat as a green leaf,

I'm just gonna take it off. Yeah, I don't. You never ate it. It's the garnish or flavor. Even if it's a garnish, I used to eat them all the time as a kid because I figured it was a whole part of the meal. You'd eat like the parsley on the side? Yeah, I would and now I still do it. You still do? Yeah. Is it that gross? I don't know how it went. Dude, when I was a kid, I did this.

When I still do it though. So your whole life is eating that shit. Yes. It stuck with me. It's what can gross. Every time I think of like a dish served with like a little sprig of parsley. I always think of like denies, like the shittiest food possible for time to make you look nice. And they've got like a tiny ass little sad thing of parsley on the side. Get some steak denies. Yeah. Get a $7 steak at denies. I'm not above denies, especially when I'm drunk.

Denies are okay. Denies is gross. Denies's gross. Denny's gross. It's food most off. When you need something to eat. Denny's it's food asterisk mostly. Michael's in the logo like yeah.

Michael's in the logo like this. It's food mostly. You can eat it. I can't remember the last time I went to Denny's I Was definitely drunk, but it was probably like 10 years ago or more. Yeah God, I can't I can't stand it There's so there's so many I mean I feel like in Austin in particular There's not a lot of like 24 hour food choices for some reason. It's a lot of shitty stuff. It's like water burger

Yeah, what a burger I think Kirby this might not be 24 hours anymore. What I think they set hours No, yeah, that's crazy cuz it's a diner like in New Jersey There's a diner every seven feet and they're all 24 hours But it's also why I got burned out on diners. It's one of these a huge diner fan. I just don't give a shit It still has like the fancy air to it, I guess I'm about to have nothing fancy It feels like watching a movie that takes like 90% coffee. Free refills, it's so fancy. I could find love here, maybe.

She's us too soon. I know, right? That's before I found my name, obviously. Earlier, Lindsay was walking up to the set. I was like, oh, hey, what's up, Tuggy? She goes, not anymore. And I was like, oh, yeah. What's up, jugsgy? She goes, not anymore. And I was like, oh, yeah. What's up, jugs?

No, wait, I was like, never mind, never mind, I don't know. I was like, I did not call you that. All right. I was like, that's gonna give you a talk for me, mom. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, you know how many tweets I'm gonna get now? That's just what's up, jugs.

I was like, bad word choice. Was just talking. Should be like like sup balls. Just give it right back. Yeah, I don't know. I guess is yeah, Jones is the new nickname. I've been called Tuggy forever though. So the new nickname.

Well, especially when I played sports in high school, I've just said Tuggy. I was never Lindsey though. Welcome to everyone else in high school. I know. Everyone calls everyone by their last name. No, were you free? That's what I was when I was real.

I like eight friends and we all called each other by our last name. It's just like a stupid high school. Were you sorola? No, well, no, I wasn't I go to vini at school. That's weird. What do you call vini? It's just the last half in my name with Ne Interesting And your Italian excellent excellent point Never I never got called many I just you may don't name you never got called call No, no, no, never call me call Oh, call me

You never call you never call Austin. I did get called tovel. It's a nickname for Gustavo. No nice So that that one yeah, that one are the nicknames that you have? Any? Yeah. Are they inappropriate? Yeah, they're terrible. I don't want to do it. Fair boy. Just don't want to. Is it racist? No. No. I was thinking like pussycrusher or something. Yeah, I imagine I was Gus's nickname and fucking middle school high school when I wait Shit pussy crossers in the bills when I was just as tall as I am now, but I wait 40 pounds less If I were that stature that would be my name to try and get some street cred Oh my god, like

Like a total skinny geek in the Apple Switch video. And you were in your 20s then. How do you? I was 24 when we made that. That's crazy. You're less than you, young and the mid. That's like pretty much how old you are now. I said pretty much. Yeah, you're barely older than that.

I mean, it's been like a fucking year. How old are you now? 36. Yeah. You're like one of the young ones. You never asked a gentleman his age. You have it. Yeah, of the old people, you're like the young one. Plus I have a kid so it keeps me really lucky

I'm successful because otherwise you'd be really wondering what you're doing with your life probably How is that different from anybody in the world? What does that mean? Hey, thank God you're successful or else you'd be fucked or else you'd be wondering What you doing with your life? or else you'd be wondering what you're doing with your life. There's only a place. There it is. Yeah. Yeah. This is crazy.

Like in my brain, you're like, I still have that shirt. I wore that shirt last week. That's the ugly internet shirt. Yes. That is literally still in my rotation. I wear that shirt. I have shirts that are over half your age.

You gotta keep it relevant. Topical. Much like this, Rhease Podcast shirt now available in the RRTC start. RTP. RTP. Signs typically inaccurate. Signs typically inaccurate since 2008. Probably should have said for two decades.

Yeah, that would be better. Fair enough. Can't believe we've been doing this. So we're almost to December. December is going to be six years of podcast. So we're closing in on just over episode 300. I think episode 300 is going to be in early December, maybe November.

Are you excited for it? What should we do for this special? I don't know. We've got to figure something out. Ball pit. I feel like I'm always I never do anything like Jordan every like 50 animated adventures like he does something for some of the adventures and me it's just like it's another one, whatever, fuck it. We could do it, it'd be awesome. If we can contact the guy who set up the castle, we can rig it so we do the podcasts

from a bouncy castle while it's floating away. That'd be an awesome podcast. Only if you shit and you sleep. Yeah, shit, I'll shit like crazy. What are we doing? Everywhere, you guys do the podcast. Okay, I'm sleeping and I'm shit. Look. What are we doing everywhere you guys do the podcast? Sleeping and I'm shit. I'm gonna eat this job. Yeah

Until a piece of shit hits me in the air You job still easy though. What's the weirdest place you were falling asleep in the sound booth in Buda Okay, I just Okay, that was just a closet. Yeah, I fell asleep. against the padding. Up upright? What was it upright? Why would you stretch out? Cause I was stood up. I didn't mean to fall asleep. Cause you were, of course, cause you were, okay, you didn't mean to fall asleep.

There you go. I just went up to lean and then I fell asleep. You were like leaning backwards and fell asleep. Oh, okay. But you're still like standing up. It was your, your just, your's propped. Yeah, I was just letting my, my legs was straight. That's why I didn't swim.

How, how I can't sleep standing up or even like, I've never done a swim. I've never done a swim. Well,, come how long were you awake? Yeah, give me to his switch. It was a defense. Like 24 hours or something. We would do an episode of 100. Oh God. That was the the one where we had to do. Was that a big thing? Six different. And you was just another episode.

No, that was a big. That sucked. How did you awake from this? Did someone find you? Yeah, I think Bunny or Jeff found me. Jason, the worst part about that is after we did episode 100, it took forever. We were all really tired. We finally posted them. I got on a plane and went to anime expo that day. I went home and I went to sleep. I got to home at four in the morning or five in the morning or something.

Went to sleep. I was like, I'm going to sleep. I never do this. I was like, I'm so tired, I'm gonna, I never do this. I was like, I'm so tired, I'm gonna turn my phone off. I turn my phone off, put it on the nightstand, I'm just gonna sleep. I woke up, I think two or three hours later because Jeff was pounding on my window. It was like, it was like super groggy because we were like, sleep deprived, I don't slept a little bit. I was like, what the fuck's going on? It is still dark outside. He's like, open your door.

He's just pounding on the window. I go to the door and I'm like, what? He goes, the fuck's wrong with you? Why don't you answer your phone? I was like, I turned it off. He was, the website's down. You need to fix it. I was like, oh, okay.

So I guess they were trying to call me. They couldn't get me. Jeff is a person who lived closest to me. I didn't have close to him at the time. I live far. So they called him to drive to my house to wake me up. It's amazing. And that's a week. They have to wake me up so I could make, so they called him to drive to my house to wake me up. That's amazing. That's a bit to wake me up so I could make get the website back

on the lights so we could download the video. Where is place you fall asleep? I fell asleep. Okay, it's a little bit of setup. I feel like Gus would make an interesting one. He's so old, he's got so much time. There was a Tyrannosaurus. He's still of aged wisdom.

Oh. I was driving with a friend of mine from Austin down to Houston. We were going to help a mutual friend of ours in Houston move. But we'd stayed up all night, like drinking and having fun in Austin. So we take off from Austin in the morning. And at the time, I had this little manual transmission pick up. And I'm driving. My friend cannot drive manual transmission.

So we're on 71 driving out to Houston. And we're like, hey, man, I'm really tired. friend cannot drive manual transmission. So we're on 71 driving out to Houston. And we're like, hey man, I'm really tired. Can you drive for me? He's like, no, I can't drive standard. I can't do it. I was like, what? No, it's like, I tell you what. I'm gonna get us up to fifth gear on the highway.

Oh God. That way you don't have to shift gears. From the passenger seat, you just hold the steering wheel. I'll leave my foot on the gas and I'll take a little nap. I'm not the fuck. I can leave my foot on the gas and I'll take a little nap He was like okay, so I put my foot on the gas I lean back to fall asleep and he reaches over the whole the steering wheel And then like I start dosing off and I think open your eyes and open my eyes to look at him and he's On the wheel What

You're supposed to be driving. I'm like, wow. How are you alive? How could anyone drive in the bus? I was just stupid. That's like, I've had to hold the wheel for Lindsay before, which is like, oh, can you grab her for a second? I'm like, yeah, and it's the most uncomfortable

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Well, they're on the highway. He's already taken a break. The car also did not have cruise control. And it was like, so if I stopped my foot down while I was asleep, we just would have taken off or... God, you were the cruise control. That was... You were all right. I was locked in at 50. So if I like stop my foot down while asleep, we just would have taken off or Jesus Christ. You were the cruise control. That was.

You were all right. I've been locked in at 50. I was in snooze control. That's what I said. Mine's nowhere near as dangerous as that, but there's a Bernie and Jack in them though, but there's a bus that goes around UT called the 40 acres, and it goes around the entire campus. And one day after a test, I was just so tired that I fell asleep in the back of the bus,

and I woke up after going a couple rounds, I was like, oh man, I'm still on the bus. Shit. Hey driver, how long have I been here? He was like, you were with me for 12 laps around campus. Oh my gosh. He didn't wake you up? No.

Staying down in the back, sleeping. I don't even know exactly. You've been here 12 laps. I've been watching. You've been watching me? Yeah, I don't think I have one. He should have shot you 12 times. Yeah, I don't think I fell asleep anywhere weird that I can think of sleeping in a pot of potatoes once Okay, that's a super mug. You didn't mention that one. Oh, that's weird really go so weird

Is that weird? Yeah, well, it's a work in a super mug. Well, it's playing. Do you guys sleep? Okay? It was up to my neck it vids Well, it's playing. Dude, I sleep on potatoes all the time. I was up to my naked veg. Yeah, I think I'm like, I need these. Dude, I worked in a supermarket. I slept in potatoes, duh.

Guess the veg. Guess the veg is weird. Upstairs in the warehouse, the sacks of spuds. We're probably the comfiest place you could lie down. So you make a little spud for like this. Spud for it. And then you get in the middle, it'd be like a cocoon of spuds.

And there would be like, I thought fuck were potatoes, the comfiest thing in the sleep box. Because there were sacks, and you could like, like, could like the flower. Yeah, they're kind of lumpy But it was better than sleeper than a fucking potato. I'm better sleeping on the pineapple as well So you're gonna sleep sleeping on the floor sounds better than sleep on a sack of potatoes So you go to the doctor's like what happened? I slept on a potato wrong. Oh, that's been happening A lot. He was saying a rash of that. Oh, man, it's an epidemic.

I'm really good at it. I can make you a great spud bed. Please do so. Do it. I'll sleep in it. I'll tend to sleep in it. Why didn't you make one for a marital bed? Well, like that should have been your gift to us for our wedding as a spud bed. Here you go. You can make love here. Go ahead. They're really cozy.

And you can put down like sheets on them. One of the things I had on my wedding red shoe when I got married was like a little deep fryer. And Dan, who does the worst of donut, got the deep fryer for me. And I was like, oh thanks, I really wanted this deep fryer. He's like, I just love the idea of you and Esther and your honeymoon, playing in the fryer daddy

and making donuts. I was like, yeah, absolutely. No, I didn't use it for a couple days. How did you spend your honeymoon? We actually, bangin'. Yeah, bang, we fucked. Well, yeah, for the last time. We left the wedding,

and we went straight to the airport, gone on a plane, and went to our honeymoon. Went to South of New England, and drove around New England. You're familiar? Yes. Sorry, it's not a girl moment. Why didn't you get to real England? It's a farther.

It's a really old, terrible, old, old, great, it's cold in the name. We have the New England. And our New England's older shit. Fucking shitty also. Stupid ass New England. No, it's not so new anymore. Yeah, it's old New England.

The rest of the country now is like new. What is the newest country? Probably like South Sudan. How old is that? A year, maybe a little over here. Oh, shit. Yeah. What was it before?

It was part of Sudan. Sudan, split in an earthen South Sudan. Yeah. We were surprised and completely. Why just fucking answered your question. Yeah, I mean, God, I would have a mediocre response. Yeah, did not live up to his expectations try again the truth I mean, yeah, it wasn't very interesting. I regret asking Fucking ask a question. I'll give you an answer

We did similar reaction in Australia though. We'd forgotten how new Australia is as a country as well For God I didn't know. Yeah,, yeah. I had misremembered. I'm just like, where were the criminals go put? Yeah, I told people originally. Originally. And apparently Perth is big on reminding the rest of the countries, or countries, well, the rest of the cities there that they were founded by criminals.

Perth is like, ha, we are not. But that's what I learned. Yeah. Whatever. My dad in a reaction to everything now. I love I love how few people there are in Australia. It's pretty barren Yeah, it's like a giant Island and people live in a tiny band around the ring. Yeah, and not the entire ring just like there and there Yeah, and even then I think all those people are like 20 million,

22 million some like that. Maybe, yeah, it's not very good. I think it said their population is like 22 million. It's crazy. It's like New York City. Solar panels on all of the deserts of Australia. Could we power the planet? Probably.

I don't know. That would be interesting to see how much power that generate. Australia and Africa. Yeah, well Africa's pretty populated. Well, you can do it in the Sahara. In the center, yeah. It's true. Upper center. We should do that before the planet caves in and Africa. I feel like maybe we can. Well, Africa's pretty populated. Well, you can do it in the Sahara. In the center, yeah. It's true.

Upper center. We should do that before the planet caves in and itself. South America? Good idea. Yeah, they come down the rainforest like crazy. It goes with something there. Just put them in the trees. No, Gus, didn't you see Ferngully?

That's not okay. I saw Avatar. Does that count? There's enough. It's pretty close. It's a retelling, same story. One has nobby's and one has fairies. Take your pick. fatties. Yeah

Did you give a fuck at all about the world cup? No, I didn't even know the final was yesterday So I was gonna ask you about not I see you guys don't I mean we did a prediction on it. Oh, yeah I fucking loved it predicted correctly We're right people loved it They were just like fucking FIFA World Cup prediction thank you guys so much for doing it we're gonna check via like to this like we're

huge football fans you know that's football with you and yeah it just it went over great and we all right you're correct we call this three for three super balls and well your score was a little off it was a pretty close yeah it was our score ended up being I think 21 to 14 so we were a little bit off I think the final score was one to nothing was one is zero if you divided by seven number of touchdowns

It was a three to two and that video only has 8,000 dislikes That's pretty good. I don't know if you actually care about sports and achievement under would you say Jeff and Ray and Jack? Jack as well. Yeah, they actually kind of get top three definitely. I like a fuck. I can't give a toss Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game? Did you see him in the game?

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Oh, I'm not familiar. Get army. Say something. Get on me. You got to know that. I think you were there for the end of every England game. Yeah. In my office.

Yeah, and it wasn't pleasant to watch. No. It was terrible. I thought last year, or last broke up was bad for them, but this one was just, you can, you can, you can figure, they'll turn it around, they'll be better. Dude, buddy, we haven't resilt though. It's like, that's all they've got.

That literally, that's all you have. You live in Brazil, it's like, we've got kidnappings, and we've got soccer. There's no turning that around. If you take our soccer away, all we have is kidnappings. Yeah, it was not pretty. That was,

that was, who got his knob out in the van Didn't he go get arrested at the World Cup? What are you? What yeah? God is not about and why I don't know remember his name. What's guy? You're the Russian name right? Is that the guy that we were talking about? FPS Russia the guy who was soggy in the van. Yeah Yeah, the one we were talking about at immersion glad me or yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name? I remember his name?

I remember his name. Vitaly. Or a student. Vitaly, yeah. The rest of it for like streaking the well cup or running on the pitch or something. Damn. Let me look it up.

He better be true, Gavin, because you just made the call out, man. Yeah. I think so. Well, that's an auto-complete in here. Vitaly, well cup. Russian prankster, Vitaly. I'm not gonna try to say that.

Streaks, tries to kiss someone. Let's read this. Did you try to kiss a player? Or just a random person? There he is. The Russian comedian caused far more upset than the German defense than blah blah blah whatever. And Tori's prankster Vitaly stripped off blue kisses to the crowd as he ran towards several of her views looking players on the pitch with the words natural born prankster scrolled across his stomach. Nice. He made a b-line towards German player, Benedict Houds, towards several of her music players on the pitch with the words natural born prankster scroll across the stomach.

You made a b-line towards German player Benedict Howdes and attempted to plant a kiss on his lips. There you go. Uh... Got a kiss of player if you're gonna... Oh, it's interesting. Brian Howard. They, uh... Cheselessly.

Well, that was going on that you couldn't see it on TV. They showed they could away to like a, uh, an image of... There it is. Of Christ the Redeemer with the Sun behind it And they did it twice while the game was going on interesting And when I was watching the game I thought why the fuck I was in the middle of the game right? I was like why the fuck are they showing this when the game's going on? I guess because This was happening and they didn't the announcers didn't acknowledge it. They did

They deliberately don't yeah, they they cut that shot and they were like oh look There's a beautiful shot. Interesting. I was going to say, why didn't they go to like the FIFA, the World Cup logo, I guess, or like, maybe want to acknowledge it to happen. It's like, you're like, oh great, great work by the camera man there. I wouldn't know what that means. Because itting and if you, there's a line behind every pitch, feel on the front where it says, and there's a warning saying, if you set foot on the pitch during a game or at any point you would ban from every Premier League stadium

in the country. You basically ban from football. So doing it at the World Cup final, he's probably screwed from any game of football ever. They get intense with, like, actually American football, and especially in Texas, I know that happens at high school games. I had a friend who decided to streak across the field at one high school game.

Same thing. It was like, if you try and go to any high school game in this area, we're gonna fucking kick your ass out. Yeah. Someone's stopping around over there. Oh yeah. Dem heals. Yeah, so.

Someone's streaking right now. Yeah, someone is streaking right now. It's always worn. Heels. Sounds about right. He works them beautifully. Someone's telling me that they still do have kidnappings in Brazil. I'm glad.

I'm glad they still have that going for them. Soccer thing went south. I was trying to focus on the positives of Brazil. Do they say it goes north? Yeah, maybe. Because they're in the southern hemisphere. They're like, oh man, that World Cup went north real fast. Everyone south of the hemisphere sucks.

We're like like I went south So I text with good what yeah pretty happy with my favorite one so far. Yeah We I think it was my favorite one also Yeah, how many of you went to is that your second two? Yeah, it was good. I had a good time I feel like it was more hectic. I maybe I just did more stuff you were you were busy Yeah, I saw your schedule really fast. You're really fast. That was brutal.

The thing I was worried about was being on for so long, like having to do so many performances in a row. But it's actually dead easy, just once you stop it goes wrong. I would just be on for eight hours and then at the end I'd be like, it's hard to come back out of that. Yeah, if you just go for the next thing and the next thing and the next thing, it's easier.

One day where I threw it out. The red hole in everywhere, not sucking dick. I was doing a motion. That was one day. I was doing that too. I had a half an hour break on one of the days and I just got bevved to keep it, to keep it going. Well, I did that too, but except every single day

at all times. Another good thing about that is, you know, even if you have all those back-to-back things you have to do, if they're different performances or different things going on, it's kind of fresh and it kind of keeps you going all the time. Yeah, I went from like a let's play to assigning to a panel, to a podcast, is like all different stuff. It is interesting to look at what we're doing over though. I feel like it dicks the people who are guests as well, because it's fun to see all the

people that you like, but I hardly spoke to any of them, because I was just running out of it. No, you hung out. I'm really glad. It's so hard to talk to people at RTX. Like for us, especially, I'm sure most guests and people that are there, but, you know, like family and friends and whatever, you know, like, oh, we can come see you, whatever,

it's like don't come for us, because we're gonna get eight seconds of free time, you know. It's like, see the show and all that and everything, and it's tons of fun, but it's just so hectic, like the entire time. Yeah, you're absolutely, like you said, just running from things the same. It's just from one thing to the next thing,

the next thing to the next thing. Did you feel like anything kind of like bled over for you, Gavin? Like you're still in this mindset and you're going to another panel and you're like, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm still in a two and a 100 motor. I'm like, I kind of felt like that in the slow-mo guys panel. We just come off winning the Lads 1 at CTT on my front.

So I was like, ooh, nicely done the lads one at CTT I was like Oh nicely done. I went out and stayed was like all right what we doing here slow mo all right I got this I just similar because we just did the achievement on our panel on Sunday and then I did a Editing in RT which had like a Kyle Chris Blaine other people they was supposed to be a little more sorry Apologize yeah, two or three different tones Yeah, exactly. This was a little bit more technical when trying to give people advice. And someone had a question that was like,

oh, is it difficult to start up again when you've kind of taken a break from something? And I was like, yeah, just like my sex life. Oh, and it was like, I'm sorry, I just came here. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. Totally inappropriate. Sorry, everybody.

Are we uploading our intro for that? Yeah, I think we're doing it right now. I think Jack was doing it today. Yeah, we worked our intre for that? Yeah, I think we're doing it right now. I think Jack was doing it today. Yeah, we worked out how to get that going. Sweet. Yeah, we made a live action intre for the panel just because it was funny. It was awesome. I'd heard about it.

I hadn't seen it. I heard about it. So at the beginning of your panel, I got to make it a point to be this. That's why I was backstage when you all were before you went on stage. I was back there watching it. I was like, it was fucking cool. It would be awesome. It was really cool. It was really cool. It was really cool. It was fun to do. And it was awesome to hear the crowds there watching it. I was like, it was fucking cool. It would be on my nose. That was really cool.

It was fun to do. And it was awesome to hear the crowds reaction to it. People went nuts for it. It was a lot of fun. It was fun to do. It was fun filming whenever you went back. After every single shot, you had to go check on the shot. You're like, okay, bye.

Okay, back into spot. Let's do it again. Yeah, because I was like telling everyone when to go. We all stood in the line walking towards the camera. Have you seen it? You know what I'm talking about? The big wide shot. And I'd be like, all right, and go.

And I would walk, but then I'd keep walking to the camera and everyone would come with me. I'd be like, no, no, no, you guys can all stop. I could keep it. Everyone would follow me to the camera. It took way more steps. I didn't get them. No, you knew what was going on.

I was good. I knew. I also, because Dan did it, I did a little run up on your sl-mo panel. Oh, you did, Dan. You went on a... You joined the group hug. Yeah, well, there was two girls that asked if they could get hugs from you guys and

I thought this was a perfect opportunity and, coincidentally, as those were running up, they were on team nice dynamite shirts. Yeah. I was like, dude, this is like the ultimate team. This is Gavin with like American team and British team. You know? My team boys. Yeah. My team boys. Yeah. My team and British team. You know? My two boys, my boy. Yeah, I almost ran up there when,

I don't remember exactly, there was some kind of question that you guys had about, about making a, or a, some of the guys together and this and that, and you're talking about how long you know each other and did it and it was something like, yeah, it was my boy and I was like, Oh shit.

I'll let this one slide. I'll let you have this panel. You don't need a Y-N-A-B-O-I. Yeah. It's true. Well, Michael calls you and me were his boo in his boy, so that you had your bee in your boy. Yeah.

It's stopping a horror, basically. Yeah, I'm in cabin. You spread your legs for everyone. Your seeds everywhere. It's in England, it's in America. It's in the ball pit. That's in the ball pit. No, that's his piss. It's in the ball pit. That's in the ball pit. That's his piss.

It's in the bouncy house. It's in the bouncy house. That's my shit. The bouncy house. Here, let me read this thing. Feces. Feces. Feces.

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for RoosterTeeth. That's squarespace.com offer code RoosterTeeth. Big thanks to Squarespace for their support. Next shot, Lindsay. Thank you. Yeah, Squarespace, make a website. Don't be stupid. I figured out how to wait till you're mostly done with that. Yeah. So one of the other things that we showed off, I think a lot of people didn't catch on from RTX was the X-ray and Vath.

I was gonna say I didn't know if we were able to talk about it, but I can't. Yeah, sure, fuck it, why not? We premiered it. Yeah, we cut the stream for it. We did. And during the panel when people asked about it, Jordan, which was like, I don't know what,

I don't know what it was talking about. Yeah, we mostly been playing dumb as far as, you know, we obviously can't talk about a lot of it, but it's exciting. We have an X-ray and Bev animated, you know, now just a single episode, but it should possibly be more, but it's exciting. And Gavin, you're a voice actor now. I'm a cartoon person. Yeah, you are.

It looks really good. My cartoon was way better. It was awesome. I look way better in cartoon form, though. I never seen a single frame of anything. Like this was an idea that initially start out as supposed to be like animated adventure style like with the stick figure drawings

and the animated adventure style. The same thing you were talking about, Jordan always does special like certain episodes and that's how it was presented to me as I wanna do an animated adventure, but this was supposed to be a special one-off thing and I was like, oh, what if X-ray and Bab had an animated adventure together where they're fighting crime?

And it became this whole, like, elaborate thing. Yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a own show. I mean, it's crazy. I was watching it, you know, and I don't, I don't know how long it was. I'll tell my head. It was like nine minutes long. Yeah, it was, it was almost like 10 minutes. I feel like I was watching a TV show.

Yeah. It was fucking cool. I had not seen any of it. Yeah, I mean, I was there on the panel. I was like, okay, great. I was like, let's watch this. I was going to be the first, first time. And I forgotten most of the recording, because I was there on the panel. I was like, okay, great. I was like, let's watch this. I was like, first time and I forgotten most of the recording because it was a while ago. So everything was like, it was new to me. I was like, well, what's going to happen next?

Oh, actually, well, we have an animator, too, who's brought, been brought in to work on at his name's Peter. And he brought so much physical comedy that we wouldn't have in the script. It's a lot of moments that you guys obviously didn't record. It was like, that's great. You nailed it. You nailed the Saturday morning cartoon feel we're going for. And that's really what it feels like. It feels like something you'd watch on Cartoon Network. But it was awesome. And I feel like, especially with your lines too,

I kept asking you, I'm like, can you bring in more of the, the, oh, to your lines, please? And it just played perfectly. Raisin asshole in it. Yeah, it is. Like Gavin's organized. I'm all organized. Have all raised, like, you know,

Ray doesn't do stuff. He just works at a cheetah hunter. They acted the whole thing. It's like Ray is just like, oh, I just did it at duty because I just played myself. He totally did not play himself. It's Ray combined with me. Like, he's just a piece of shit to Gavin

and it's really fucking fun. It's like a go get version of Ray. Like, if Ray was enthusiastic about anything, it's X-ray. Yeah, so come on, Vav, we gotta do this. Yeah. You fucking idiot. Stop thief. Yeah.

And I explain it. You guys were awesome, man. Yeah, you're great. It's fantastic. You're great, it's not, you know, they're awesome. They were great, especially because both Gavin and Ray were like, oh, I don't do voice acting. Like, I'm not really, I'm not, that's not my thing.

I'm like, should the fuck up? You got this, yeah. I'm not, I'm not anything like Michael, I yell a couple of times and my voice is just broken. I feel so bad too, and I thought, every single video we're in, it's just a different yell. You yell all the time. You yell more than me.

This is a specific kind of like, I know where I can yell. But if I'm like, because I can make noise, it's like, oh, that doesn't hurt my voice. If I'm saying stuff and yelling, it's like, ah! Like, I know specifically there's a line to you where you just say, X-ray, please, but your voice like cracks so much and I kept having you do it. I'm like,

I'm so sorry if you have one more in you. That'd be great. It's fun. I could hear you guys from the sound booth in our office. Can you hear it? When you're all recording. That thing is pretty soundproof. Yeah, it's awesome. When the door works, which it doesn't. It's exciting.

What's it do with that fucking door? None of the doors here. You have to pull it like fucking key man to close that thing. Oh I'm fucked then. I'm never closing that door. Yeah. It's ridiculous. It's like when I go in the sound booth I turn around, I grab the handle and I go like I just fall backwards and try and use all my way to pull that door close. It's because of the police. I broke my Xbox today. You yeah you you you fucked it up a little bit. In Go, I like to save as much time as possible by putting in games. So, I'll put the disc in the tray and just slam it closed, because it gets the disc red faster.

And I tried doing it the other way around, so I ejected it and went like this, but I pulled the tray off. His tray was like this. Oh my god. I think that's box is straight. And it was like this. It was my 360. Oh.

And in the middle of Go, I, well, I sorted out. Yeah, we have the whole thing filmed. It would be beautiful. Yeah, from two angles too. People gonna hate that I took. Is that 39 or 40? See, they're next week of the week after. It's 39.

It was just so. Yeah, I inadvertently walked into the end of that recording. Oh yeah, I just turned around and Gus was there. I was like, hey, Gus, what's up? I was still in here for a minute. Like the door was open. Uh oh, turn around. I like hid behind Gus was there. I was like, hey Gus, what's up? I was still here for a minute. The door was open. Uh oh, turn around and like hid behind the bookcase. You just like turn sideways and you can see your shirt floating.

I like that you hit it from a cheaman hunter. Oh no. Well he was like, in the middle of filming, like I didn't want to like disturb the filming while I was going on. You should have just taken the position of your cow. I just got like, there you go. And that would be one of the perfect. No one would have ever noticed.

Yeah, I always feel bad. Like I don't mind walking in, but it's like when you're filming, it's like, oh no, like you're. Perfect. No one would have ever noticed. Yeah, I always feel bad. I don't mind walking in, but it's like when you're filming, it's like, oh, no, you're doing something. See, we can always turn that into a joke, though. And that's the beauty of a cheap owner, especially if someone comes in and interrupts the filming, we're just like, okay, now this is the focus of it. So let's make a joke about it. Ha-ha.

We're witty. Yeah. Like, I was there when you did the end of your search and simulator on the... Yeah, yeah. Because you were waiting to get down and ride. You're getting a ride. In the video, in the final version, you hear like, you're rising your gap and we got to get it right this time.

Yeah, yeah. And in the pilot scenes, you're in the background smiling. Yeah, they were like, I've seen comments. It's like, it's like, gust, it's a proof. You were standing, judging. I was trying to be quiet again. Dude, it was like, you were in the middle of it. It made it more intense.

You put the pressure on. I was like, I'm gonna get the surgery right. I was trying to be quiet again. Dude, like you were in the middle of it. It made it more intense. You put the pressure on. I was like, I'm gonna get the surgery right. So I gotta go home. But then from my perspective, it seemed so easy. It was like I walked in and in two minutes, you were done. God, that's such a good shit. Our organ was really hot.

Yeah, we kind of had something similar. Yeah, no shit. Our organ was a pain in the ass. And then they said that too, because we said it in the video. And then the certain simulator guys who made it, they were like, oh yeah, we specifically made yours the biggest pain in the ass and then they said that too because we said it in the video and then the certain simulator guys who made it They were like oh, yeah, we specifically made yours the biggest pain in the ass. Yeah, so you could rage it but

We were just filming play pals for this week. We're filming before the podcast and it's very much the same thing I'll just like we had the video and we had like enough But we wanted to get to a certain goal and we're looking at the clock like we need to fucking finish it before the fucking podcast 715 and I think we came over here at the clock. Like we need to fucking finish it before the fucking podcast. It's like 7.15 and we still make it. I think we came over here at 7.19. We could hear you guys still. Yeah. We were desperately like, you know, we're all in the video

and then we die and like, and I'm like, seriously, we have to fucking beat the fucking beat. We have to fucking do it. And we have to fucking beat this. We have to do this. Yeah, like, that's when I called Lindsey Jugs. And we were sitting here like, Jesus Christ. I can hear you guys so loud.

Again, I was like, they're fine. I got this. Someone on Twitter said, we're talking about when you showed up for that hug, Michael. They said, that one girl looked like she was going to cry when she realized you were part of that hug. Oh my God, yeah, I saw one of them at least post on Twitter or something afterwards. And they were talking about it like, oh, I couldn't believe it. Like they, the world shatter. Like they were freaking out about getting to hug Gavin and Dan

and then I ran up just as like a dumb gag and then they just like lost their fucking mind. So they got to hug all three of us and I was like, I'm sorry that this is the highlight of for you. Thank you so much, but you'll regret this in a year from now. During RTX. I love your hugs. This time I took to the show floor in disguise and I went back to that

booth with the guy who makes the life-size LEGO statues and I didn't smash anything. Oh nice. I didn't knock the head off any of the line. I made up for last year. I don't know if not smashing something this year is making up for smashing something. I don't break it. You're not smashing something. You made something. Yeah smashing something. I know for a kid. I know for a kid. You may have something. Yeah. He told me something I didn't know about the one I smashed last year.

The one that I smashed was sat down and it was all white and he goes, yeah, you broke the cancer awareness one. Oh my God. God damn it, Gavin. It was bad. Now there's no awareness. No, no, no, no one knows about cancer. Nobody knows. What is it?

How do you get it? If there was a Lego statue of it, I'd know. God damn it. I need a visual representation of this, please. Oh no, it's not here. Was it just like a statue of a dude sitting down that was all white with just like a giant black piece looking in the middle?

Boo, that's crazy. Like that cancer. Jesus. Speaking of like regret. No, Gavin is the cancer that comes through and destroys the man. Yeah, that's what it is raised. Mission accomplished. Watch out for your Gavin's cancer. Speaking of things that you said, the old regret in a year, you said that. I think was Barbara was telling me that she saw several cat bug burny tattoos. How many

did you see? Three. Three Cat bug Bernie tattoos. That's the life. I know a guy specifically one person, the fan that we've interacted with before, but he got tattoos of all of our signatures because he got them on our own. I don't think he got all of them yet. He got a lot of them.

He got a lot of them. And it was to the point, I signed his arm after the event and he was like, okay, I'll be right back. I'm like, yeah, you be right back. Okay, I'll probably be gone. Not 20 minutes later, he came back. He was like, I got the tattoo. I'm like, okay, I'll be right back. I'm like, yeah, yeah, you'll be right back. Okay, I'll probably be gone. Not 20 minutes later, he came back. He was like, I got the tattoo.

I'm like, did you just go to a tattoo parlor right now after I signed your arm to get a tattoo on your arm? He was like, yeah, yeah, done. I was like, all right, that's awesome, cool. I think Joel, Joel drew like an X through Jackson name. Jesus. Yeah, he didn't ask me about it. Yeah, he asked me about it too.

I was like, absolutely get the X tattoo. He's like, what should I get? The X? Yeah. That's like, you know, I don't know. What do you say to that? You know, we joke and we're like, hey, sorry, you know, because it's like, I'm not going to be like, hey, you know, awesome. You got a tattoo of us, like for a symbol or a name or anything like that. Like, it's, it's, you know, flattering.'s flattering and it's an crazy honor, I guess, but we're assholes, we're fucking comedians. What else are we gonna do? I'm so sorry you ruined your body like that.

Johnson's ob will be no one in five years' time. Exactly, I mean we're no one in that. We think no one in ourselves were like, why the fuck would you do that? I know, I'm like that's the joke, but I saw. Yeah, I wouldn't do that, and it's my name. Somebody message Jeff, I don't know, a couple weeks ago or's the joke, but I saw, I saw, yeah, I wouldn't do that. And it's my name. Somebody message Jeff, I don't know, a couple weeks ago,

or something like that, maybe a month ago, somebody on Twitter or something, some stuff like that. And they were like, yeah, I got this tattoo. And Jeff replies, it's the same thing we always have. And he was just like, let me know if you need any tattoo removal suggestions in a year, I know some great places. I'm like, that was his reply. And there was like a bunch of people like,

how fucking dare you. You know, this person, you know, got a tattoo for you guys and you insult them and did it, it's like, it's not really an insult. I mean, what are you always supposed to say? Damn right, you get a tattoo. You know, you know, about time. You know, a tattoo best tattoo ever.

About time, bitch. Yeah. I mean, with all due respect, again, it is very honorable. We appreciate it, but yeah, same thing. We're not gonna to be like, we just think so low of ourselves. Yeah. You would never say great job for getting a tattoo of me.

Yeah. Like, I like, I said to Jeff, it was when we were in Australia, somebody showed me a tower of pimst tattoo that got in on their legs and on their one leg and it looked fucking awesome. It was like the best tower of pimst tattoo I've ever seen. Because summer, you know, okay.

The crazy scene here. Great. That's the best tower of pimst tattoo I've ever seen. Cause summer, you know, okay. The craziest scene in here. Great. That's the best tower of pimps tattoo I've seen. Well, what I, yeah, exactly. What I said was I tweeted it, I tweeted it or I said something. I think I took a photo of it

cause I told the guys the best one I've ever seen. And even my tweet was, I am so sorry for this. However, this is the best one I've ever seen. It's like, it's an amazing tattoo and the quality was great, but I'm so sorry that you got it. Yeah. Gavin, this is the best one I've ever seen. You know, it's like it's an amazing tattoo and the quality was great, but I'm so sorry that you got it. Yeah. Gavin, this is your fault. Like you made the Tower of Pimps. It was a stupid thing that you did when you were drunk and now someone has a tattooed on their leg and people have it on their arm and all that. It's all your fault. You're gonna get put into a coffin. I'm so good

on wearing that. He had an obsidian on one and then you go one, two, three, four. He had it on his knuckles and it was that's pretty cool That is pretty cool. I hit it like at the same token too I mean, you know obviously people get tattoos for different reasons or different things They love movie associations or music and I feel like you know it'd be the same for the other way respective Like it's your own life. It's your choice and there's something really passionate that you're you know You're obsessed with or you you really love your fan of and you want to get that tattoo That's fucking awesome. I have a tattoo on me that is you know from you're obsessed with or you, you really love your fan of and you wanna get that tattoo. That's fucking awesome.

I have a tattoo on me that is, you know, from personal life experiences, but I'm sure, you know, if you were in the opposite seat, you'd feel just as worried about like, why, I made that when I was drawing clothes. I don't know if you got it. I don't really feel weird at all. I just feel bad.

Yeah. I feel bad for the person. Just like, oh, I'm gonna disappoint you one day. You know, I'm gonna pick you off one day. I'm gonna ruin this for you. And then you're'm gonna piss you off one day. I'm gonna ruin this for you. And then you're gonna be like, why the fuck did I get this? And I feel sorry for you in advance.

And people take that as like, oh, I'll dare you. You know, it's just a gratitude. No, it's not that we're not gracious. It's just that we acknowledge that we are all pieces of shit. Yeah, I agree. But undeserving of that. Exactly, we're pieces of shit that don't deserve it. We are assholes.

Speaking of something, I do deserve, though. I don't know if you saw this if we can cut to the wide someone I don't know if you remember we used to have little like King Gus Cross stitches that someone made and gave to me last year at RTX this year you can see right over here the same person came back and presented me with this Gus Guevara and I thought it was just our shirt that was stretched out and put into a frame. It's a cross-titch. That's amazing.

That's perfect. That's perfect. It looks just like the fucking shirt. People like to fucking, there are some talented fans. That's absurd. Look at that. That's crazy.

Like the King Gusting was awesome. Did they say how long it took them? I was in such shock. I didn't even ask. Because the thing about that is like, I'm always blown away about the amazing artwork and all of the ridiculous quality things we get. But the funniest thing and the coolest stuff is,

I don't know, I guess it's kind of like a stereotype, but when I think of knitting and cross stitching, it's like this, I don't know, this piece of old America, stuff that your grandmother did. Like my grandmother used to knit sweaters and shit. For my family, like she knitted her whole life. Because people would blow it back then. Yeah, and they just, that's what they do.

And they make clothes and it's cheaper. You know, you go buy yarn and you get the clothes instead of buying it. You know, when you have, when you have, in 1912, when you have 58 kids, you knit all their clothes and shit like that. See, it's always knitting. Yeah, so it's just like, people give us cross stitches

and knits of like disgusting obscenities of our stuff. Which is why I'm getting into that. So it's like I have a bunch of stuff at our house from like, shit, I've said in Let's Plays where I have a cross stitch that says, go bitch, go you bitch. And then I also have the same, the same girl made another one

based on one of our Cloudberry Kingdom Let's plays. And it was like, fuck me in my fucking fuck whole fuck. And it's cross stitch with like elegant hand writing, like cursive hand writing, all that. Her parents finding a sewing that, I'd be like, oh, she's depressed. Yeah. And it's so cool and Lindsey at RTA,

because someone, I don't know if they knitted you this, like, it's a sweater dress is the appropriate. It's a full length. Yeah, it's a full length thing. And she was wearing it too. And she was like, I made this for you. I was like, oh, that's awesome. You're wearing it right now.

It says bitches ain't shit. That's great. And you knit it. And then, yeah, she's like, oh, hey, I'm giving it to you and took it off of her and put it on me. I was like, oh my god, this is the greatest article of clothing I've ever owned in my life. And like, that's so, it's amazing because it's

so beautiful and like, well done. It says bitches ain't shit on the front of it. I'm in huge letters. Like the whole thing says bitches ain't shit. At the party, Lindsey walked out to her. She's like, check it out. I was like, that is the coolest thing I've ever seen. Thank you. Thank you. Because we were in the car. We were in the car about to go into the party. she's taking it off like I'm not gonna wear this inside I'm like you absolutely you're in Austin, Texas at RTX going to this like you know after hours party every single person there I think we have a picture of it. It's what I'm gonna say I have one of my phone back in the office Yeah, well tattoo never mind. I'm mistaken. There's the tattoo with the signatures

That is yeah to it never mind, I'm mistaken. There's the tattoo with the signatures. That little tattoo. Yeah. That's my signature on his own. My God. It's nuts. That is a sign not to hire someone.

That is a dedication man. Oh that's the, that was the like one I was talking about. That was pretty tough. It's awesome. It's an awesome tattoo. It's like shape. Yeah he just had it. I think I took that on the booze crews in Sydney.

I may have tweeted that photo. So apparently the person you were talking about with the hug tweeted, looks like she dressed up like a, Vav for part of RTX. The Vav costume is the share of the top. The X-ray and Vavs. I saw a lot of them. Yeah.

Yeah, there's a lot of cosplays. At IndyWon, I'm Twitter. I think it might have been Australia, but someone knitted me this little pink thing and gave it to me was like this big And I it was like it looked like a finger tip thing like a I put it on to my finger Yeah, yeah, and I was like what is this do I put on my finger? She's like no, it's just a knitted clip Oh, it's pink

Clip of interesting She's nourishing she loves it a little Father weirdest thing that anyone's having a little dittle Yeah, there's a It's like a hundred degrees that day and you were wearing it She was like it's gonna be fucking hot and I'm like I'm just saying everyone here's gonna compliment you Yeah, they did it was amazing. It was a hit. I like it in that photo to you. I'm pretty drunk as well So I'm like sweaty. It was amazing. It was a hit. I like that in that photo too. I'm pretty drunk as well.

So I'm like sweaty. I'm like, yeah. I like your hero pose. That was at the 343 party, right? Yeah. Yeah. We played some Halo 2. Halo 2, good on downstairs.

Yeah. It was good. DJ upstairs. Yeah. Drink all in the place. Oh, yeah. It was good. I felt like I saw a lot of people there.

I hadn't seen it a long time. I ran it like Paul Marino there. Yeah, and a soft Well, I haven't seen a soft and forever. Yeah, I told today's guys for a bit. Yeah, it was cool It was cool to to go to an event go to a party and like catch up with people you like that you haven't seen it a long time It's like there's no reason I should not see those guys like they'd literally live in the same town We work in similar fields and it's like oh, we have to wait for a party to see each other and hang out A party during our TX pulmonary knife is awesome. Mm-hmm I have no Paul for I have no Paul for almost the entire time. I think we've done Rostrutia I think he was the one who invited us to the first machinima words we went to back in like December, oh three

He doesn't have me. He does? Yeah, damn for what? I don't remember. Okay. Cool. three. He doesn't Emmy. He does yeah damn for what I remember. Okay cool. Sorry He found it. Okay, but what's this cool? Stone this way cool there like if someone's won an Oscar you don't say for what? We'll do yeah, you do Oscar winner. He's an Emmy award finder If you're like if you won like six Oscars then it it's like, yeah, it's guys great when you win one It's like what you win it for absolutely my up my old bus won an M maybe I have to buy it this 400 bucks If you can you imagine if you want an Emmy would you pay the 400 bucks?

Or yeah, I would yeah, it's like a storage. It's a scam. It's like that's how they make all their money Like they actually cost like 25 bucks to make. Like listen guys. I can't tea with that. It's like the long con they've been running. He actually was a second Emmy. And the newer one was a lot cheaper. Like what you really made. I guess they cut down on the metal that they use.

It was faded and crap. And one of the balls off the thing was, it fell enough to. That sets really depressing. But now he has two Emmys. Bookends. Thanks. So apparently according to Wikipedia He was an anim he's an animator who won an Emmy for his work with Turner Broadcasting system. It doesn't say for what? So who knows it's also a video. I spent the most time with Paul Marino when he was in the office on episode 100

He would he animated the pelican taking off I think End of season five. Well, it was where it like fell, isn't it? Full of the end of season five. Well, it was where it fell, isn't it? Did it fall in the season five? Oh no, it took off, you're right. It's the, I don't think, yeah. It fell in the season five. It took off and then either warped away or had explosion or all the different.

He was up. I think all night on the laptop doing that. Yeah. So we used him a few times. Michael and I were talking about how he has to pee, but I was like, hold it. You got like one minute. Yeah, I know.

We're on the front of the aisle. I was like, I was like, relax. So when are you having your first meeting for OTX 2015? It already happened. Oh, you did. It already did. We've already had several. We had a meeting Saturday morning of OTX.

And then I had a conference call this past Friday. Nice. About about 2015. Ball pit, yes or no? Ball pit? Good. We'll see. We're going to work on it. We're going to figure out a way to get a year infiltration system.

I was going to say I will absolutely be the one year in that ball pit. You've got to make sure that the balls are clean. It's like rule one, keep half clean balls. I agree. It's messed up when you think back to your childhood too And you playing in ball pits like dude there are kids like sick kids Mess around there like off in all over like band-aids use band-aids are like hanging out in the bottom and stuff A ball pit with all the balls taking out must have been the

That's gotta be like a body in there Wouldn't be a body there'd be like an arm. Yeah Like a body in there. It wouldn't be a body, there'd be like an arm. Yeah, that's where I'll get the body. That's a wrap. Anyone ever cleans a ball pit? No way. No, it's just like when the place shuts down.

You know, that's why the last thing broken down, like you handled a ball pit. I did the last one. Yeah, it's like whoever loses the boxes, it's like, fuck, I have to clean the ball pit. I saw a kid have a nose bleed in one place. It's no way to clean that. You spread DNA all over the place there.

That is the kind of nose blood that's kind of snotty as well, it's really thick. Viscous. I never saw anything that disgusting, but I know that at one point, my dad took me to McDonald's play place, so like hang out as a kid, and I pushed so many kids into the ball pit,

being like, this is my area, fuck you, that he was like, okay, time to go. Like, my kid's the one causing problems, but that's only remember I have a ball. You were a pusher. Yeah, you were a piece of shit when you were a bully. You were such a fucking asshole. Bitches ain't shit.

Yeah, straight ass. Yeah, I was the little bus to get in shock. Yeah, you were getting shocked. Hard-core. You were safe from her wrath in England, okay? I always stood on the top of a hill at my school. It was like, really, not too steep. It went down, but someone, I was still on the top of it,

someone like rugby tackled me in the back and I fell away from the hill and I just landed on the bottom. I thought I'd fallen out of a window. I really, I really am. I'm pretty house-y. And it's like 60 feet up in the air. Yeah.

Can I just say, before we go by the way, because this is the first time I've been on here, I love this new couch. Yeah, it's so sleek. Longer than the old one. Yeah, see I don't have complaints. It's sort of like you, you're a chronic fucking complain couch. Yeah, it's so sleek longer than the old one. Yeah, I don't have complaints like you You're a chronic fucking complainer. Well, we got the new one so we would be closer together and everything will be close That doesn't involve me. No, we close it together and shit

I pop in every like five six weeks and I pop out so I just hear Michael Like a mug you guys can play footsie on the couch. Yeah, Gavin's just been complaining. He hates new things. He hates it. Yeah, it's a great couch Yeah, it looks nice. It looks it looks it didn't it didn't fix the problem. It's amazing It's totally worth it. Black is always good. How much was this couch? I don't know you keep asking me like you're gonna embarrass me about I really don't remember How much was it? You bring it up like the past go like how much was the couch how much was the couch? I don't fucking know you think I know now am I gonna know next week? No, maybe go look it up for him

And you'll have the information ready you're right. I should Gavin might ask this again We will now we need to replace these chairs next I think you already have apparently Podcast I think actually first we're gonna replace this table That after the table will'll replace the chairs. This week you're replacing it? Yes, right now. Turn it next week when we replace the table on RT podcast.

All right, well I think we're pretty much done. Yeah. So I want to thank everyone for watching. We'll be back on Wednesday with an episode of The Patch and Mix Monday with another episode of RT podcast. Thanks for watching everyone. Bye. I'll do.

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