Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #291

Episode Date: September 30, 2014

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Spoiler alert, I was the last one to be alive in this particular podcast. We did it! We did it! We started the podcast missing someone! And Gus, we were recording a podcast. Let's play literally right up until the last possible moment. Spoiler alert I was the last one to be alive in this particular run through. Yes, one of our favorite games of all time contagen That was a reason you were the last one alive Look, which you'll find out. Yeah, so like it was like we were everyone was dropping out getting ready to get on the set for the podcast And I was like I've almost got this. I've almost got this but no it's like I don't want to spoil it. That's fine.

We're so shitty at that game. Hi what do you got? Thank you. That's his fixing bunny's mic. He's doing it on the fly here. This is just unprofessional. Don't I'm going to be side talking there? I'm going to be straight on the talking.

So it's been a while since this crew has been on a podcast. It's been a while since I've seen you Bernie. I saw it yesterday. I saw it today. The last time I saw you before today, can you think of it? No, it should be burned in my memory, but I can't even think of it. I'm not saying I saw it. It was in Seattle at PAX Prime. Really? I don't think I've seen you since PAX Prime.

I know. Yeah, that's literally one month ago. And then because you went on vacation after that, and then I was out of the country, which I got to explain that to you. That was absolutely ridiculous I think it's been like a month almost to the day since I've seen you It's been the best month of my life. Yeah, I had it without me. It's so good. I then kills me How did you by the way? I could never I don't think take a full two week vacation

I think this is the first time I've ever done I want to see if I could you said it was the longest you've ever taken vacation from Russia. Yeah, you didn't go anywhere, right? You just, you just played Destiny. You just went to Mars, I went to Venus, I went to the moon. That's your ideal vacation, man. You go to the reef. I gotta say something else too.

You did that thing where nobody knew you were on vacation for like the first two days. You didn't tell anybody that happens. But Barbara, I walked in your office like five times in the first three days and like, is Gus here? She was like, I don't know where he is like literally nobody here knew I got to know What is the strategy behind that is it like if you don't tell anyone you're going on vacation? You're not actually on the day's on at the end like oh, listen up on those days. I was traveling

When someone's not right really in front of me, I forget they exist but I was getting emails from you So I remember Gus. I haven't seen it. The problem is that we've been ramping up so many other productions that all of our management and even some of our all-hands meetings keep getting canceled or delayed. Yeah. And it's like there was no opportunity to say to remind everyone, don't forget, I'm gonna be gone. You can't email. Yeah, so we do.

Yeah, fuck that. We do an all-hands meeting every single Monday everybody in the company Why is it cool that that's a dumb name? I don't know all hands. It's everyone's hands They're all in one place where everyone just dropped stuff the whole meeting I wouldn't be all ears because it's just fucking Matt talking for an hour at it But it's every Monday and it's at 11 a.m It used to be at 9 a.m But now it's at 11 a.m

Because the podcast is at night and they were night well the podcast used to be on Tuesdays If you remember I of course why wouldn't I remember something like that of course What was it on Tuesday? I really don't I used to stream live on Tuesdays and come out on Wednesdays No, I didn't Tuesdays it would come out on Wednesdays You said it would be it's been two years. It would be yeah today real fast This is the two-year anniversary of the start of the podcast live stream. Looks a bit different. I think we're done. We're over it.

It's over. We finished. Yeah. We reached the final level. We only bought 104 episodes. And we're not going to renew. No more contract. Yeah, so, um, so everybody we have the all hands meeting.

And then that's where everybody like gets together and talks about what they're going to do. And it's like, because the company is getting the point now, where it's like literally someone will start talking about something and other people looking around, like I have never heard of this project that they're working on. I also don't know who the person is talking at. There's not much of that. We don't let new people talk. There's a, yeah.

Oh, dear you. I found out recently that Jeff just found out that there's lieutenants in red versus blue and that Ryan plays one of them. The guy who sits next to him at work, yeah, find out that he is in another show. Jesus Christ. Go ahead.

What are you going to do? What are you going to do? So listen, I was out of the country. You were gone for two weeks, and then I was gone for a week, because I went over to this festival in Asia. I was in Singapore, it's called Spikes. And it's one of these conferences that I go to, where I do one of the speaking engagements,

where I talk about it. It sounded totally made up. Spikes? yeah, it does kind of sound made up and I don't eat I was there And I don't even know really what stands for that's what I'm saying Barbara That's literally the words that are coming out of my mouth is I don't know what spikes They never had any explanation. I don't let's look it up here We put people's heads on spike after you speak speak, they put your head on the spike. I was very lucky to get out of the country. Spikes TV.

So you didn't get a boa. Listen, Gavin, it's yours business. Every immigration checkpoint that I went through in every country, because you can't fly direct from, to Austin, you can't fly direct from Austin to New York City. Forget trying to fly to Singapore. You can fly to London.

Yeah, but you can fly to London. Yeah, but you fly to London. It's true. You're so lucky that you made a direct flight from Austin, London, when you moved here. But, um, yeah, so I had to connect through DFW, then Tokyo, and then Singapore. So there's two immigration checkpoints. So you want to Tokyo again? Yeah, I was in Tokyo. Do you use a pen this time instead of a thomada? Yeah, the quarantine area, they were like, they were like really eyeballing you. That sounds like the world city is flight by the way. Dude, that's the whole point of the story. Okay, let me get to that. But yeah, every sign,

everywhere we're signs for Ebola. What's Japanese for Ebola? Like, Ebola. It's a picture of a dude kneeling and they're shooting you. Because that's the point we are now with Ebola. Is every time I see a picture of what's going on in Africa It looks like something out of a science fiction movie. It's like dudes in white suits like like burning a house

And that's what they're doing. It's like just normal every day live there people fenced off in like quarantine areas God, it's really it's really getting scary They they had a projection now that by the end of the year a Core of a million to a million people could be infected with a bowl. That's a wide swing, do they really not know? Well, I mean, I mean, Well, you may really have a quarter million.

We're a million, it could be four times as much. Do they not know? How would they know? How would they come up with that number? Well, what do they do to say you think you're being fucking just manaleed down? How many people are infected right now? Not a bunch.

Somewhere between one and a million people will die from the ball Before the end of the one How many people have it now and how long it took them to get that many and then you just project from there Oh, is that it are you a mathematician? I don't know what I'm doing Dr. Free within who would go with a more specific number that's something fucking quadruple The only thing that does want them to do is survey like do you plan on getting a bowl of But it's you know, they're fighting it it. It's not just an email. Yes, no, I'm not.

But they're fighting it now. They have some measures in place to try to limit it. But they're dealing with such a hard problem of fighting this. It's like, there's so much that goes on in Africa that's just outside the bounds of science. There's a lot of tradition in folk medicine. And for lack of a better term, magic, believe in magic, where there was a rumor that took place in

One community where there was no such thing as a bolo that it didn't exist and that the doctors had patients because they were stealing their blood And so it all makes sense. Yeah, it's so this rumor went around and they knocked down the wall of the hospital Oh mob of people and Rescue the abolification Blood stealing government. Oh, yeah, so all those people, and rescued the abolification from the blood-stealing government. Yeah, so all those people I'm sure got infected that did that rescue. Yeah, I think I remember back, I want to say, I think it was in the 2010 World Cup that there was a problem where fans of the Senegal team kept breaking into the stadium because they

thought if they could bury a goat under the field that they seem would win and they actually managed to get on the field. Yeah, they had to go and they actually managed to do it once at Senegal beat friends. So it's like, then how do you explain to them? No, no, that was just a coincidence. Oh, that's a lot. Very annoying thing. Burying your goat did nothing. What do you do with all the dirt? Put it on top of the goat?

Yeah, that's it. The car doesn't just place that much dirt. You can fuck the car and put it down. Josh, I can't get out. Yeah, that's the best. God doesn't displace that much dirt. You can fuck your rampant down. Josh, I can't help it. Yeah. What do you do about turf? That's a better question. It's like, is there like a...

You can cut tough off and put it back. And lift it up and do it. You think people who are bearing your dead go. You beef over it. That's what you do. You beef over turf. What's that mean? Oh.

Ha ha ha. They're front none one of them is what you're saying? So, yeah, this is much of the flock of cows just running across the foe with it. I'm very, I'm legitimately very concerned about the Ebola crisis. I'm genuinely concerned about it. You won't get it. I'm worried I get it. Don't you like shit from your eyeballs or something?

No, it's a bad feel. You have to do a handstand on the toilet. Blood comes out your eyes. It is a hemorrhagic fever which causes you to just bleed out internally and externally you throw up a lot of blood I know yeah it's it's and poop out a lot of blood the exit's correct it's so it's bad it's a really bad bad deal and if you can there's anything that anybody can do to help that situation you should absolutely do it you look a bit iffy listen it's it's it's one of those deals, you know what I mean? And the more people that you I'm fine. I was traveling. How about you today?

But this trip that I took getting back to that. God, damn it. So we book Gus, who uses a travel agent in 2014? I think at this point it's old people, right? That's it. So I got booked through a travel agency. They booked my trip and it was just like i could not have booked a worst trip then what did what they did but you know you can say i don't want this flight get me better flights uh you can do that i can't do that what do you mean why not well you know because google paid for me to go out it was like this whole thing and i was just like they put my trip in a fight beforehand i want to fly this airline and I want this, Paw.

That I didn't, I wanna hear how bad this was. That I did, I couldn't predict some of the stuff they had done, because I had never run into this before. Maybe it was someone's first thing on the job. Yeah, so the trip out was, the trip out there was bad, just because I didn't realize how far away it was. It was, remember when we went to Perth, Australia?

Yeah. And they told us, well, you need to stop somewhere on the way home, because it's too far to travel in one day. Yeah. Well, Singapore is pretty much the same distance. Really? It's like 9,800 miles versus 10,000 miles. So Perth was still the furthest away that I've been,

but this was right there, close second. And they were absolutely right. Because I did the strip in one day, and so I went Austin to Dallas, then Dallas to Tokyo. So I took an hour flight. Austin to Dallas, no, okay. Then there was a two and a half hour delay on the plane that was gonna take me to Tokyo.

So for the whole 14 hour flight going to Tokyo, I didn't know if I was gonna miss my connection. That's what I was gonna see before. So I had like really 14 hours to sit there and think about it and not be able to do anything about it cause there's no wifi. Did you have a KIP? Over the, what's the KIP? No, no. Oh yeah, I had like really 14 hours to sit there and think about it and not be able to do anything about it because there's no wifi Did you have a kit over that was a kid? Oh, no, oh, yeah, I had a kid I just want to be careful, but you asked me

No, I was worried the times that I was waiting for 14 hours No, no winter did you not know what time your next flight was? Oh, I did but I was like I knew it was gonna be up close by like half an hour Okay, and that's one end of the happening I ended up running through the international terminal of Japan. Was that a great Nareda? Yeah, so that was a Nareda and then I flew then I think oh shit. I'm in Tokyo I'm practically in Singapore. I'll take a cab to Singapore Eight hour flight. It's it really from Tokyo to Singapore. I don't say holy shit That's like going to London from here

That is yeah, and I was like oh my god So I didn't realize one hour flight two hour delay 13 hour flight Run to the airport in our flight. So it was a long travel sucks Do you should have stayed a night in Tokyo? Didn't even compare to the trip home did not compare to chip so at what point before you go into the trip home I'm a point you realize you had an eight hour flight ahead of you You're in Tokyo when you were like oh My two-hour delay I was like oh let me check my flight to Singapore and I was like well my flight is 13 hours

And I'll get there at that time and it's like oh no wait says eight hours. Oh no. Wait. That's my other flight Okay, I was waiting me what and I was like gonna realize 13 plus 80s 21 hours sitting in a plane Traveling time so it's like that's such a horrible feeling when you just underestimate something like that Yeah, how do you like to work? I was really like twitching all the time and like doing the shuffle moves So I didn't get the vein thrombosis It's a very real concern. Yeah, it is a very real concern It's a very real concern. It is a very real concern. What kind of plan were you on?

Was it a 747? It was, I don't ever know. It's like the two and four and two for the seats. So two seats on the side. Was there a double-decker? No. Did you ever wrote to yourself? No, God no.

It was jam-packed. They don't do that anymore. Well, we did that on the way to Australia. I'll write to myself. Yeah, I don't want to. I don't get as lucky as you do. It was not American the whole way. And like, code shared with Japan.

This is a lot of it. The moment I left Walked out the front door of the hotel starters not watch in Singapore to the moment I got home 38 and a half hours 30 and a half hours normally I used to complain going to Melbourne because that's like 24 hours door to door 38 and a half It was like I said it was like the Oregon Trail like that's always I always feel like Oregon and so amazing here's what this worked out. This is why I Traveled and I'm never I don't understand because this is a professional person. This is what they do I don't understand what this is like. That's okay. It's all about it.

God, so I board the plane in Singapore and it's an eight hour flight back to Tokyo, middle seat, center section, and I was like, wait, wait, this is not American. Yeah, you have platinum. Because it's a coach chair. Yeah, I tried everything I could to try to get out of that seat. I did correct it, so I flew eight could to try to get out of that seat. I did correct it so So I flew I flew eight hours from Singapore to Tokyo Then I look at my itinerary. I have a six hour layover in Tokyo six hours

Till I catch my flight to the FW and I think why would they give me six hours? Here's why because they flew me from Singapore to Haneda airport and they flew me out of Nareed airport which is an airport that is a two hour bus ride away. So I had to get in a bus. Oh, I'll ride a bus across downtown Tokyo. Oh my god. And 90M in a bus out of town. To go to Nareed airport. And then it's a two hour weekend again, like security and all that again. Oh my God.

Then fly 13 hours back to Dallas, middle seat economy again. Oh. Like, you'd enter a state if you've never flown international, the middle seat is just like it's a nightmare. Yeah. It's just a nightmare. Luckily, I got, this is the one bright, re-assumption. I got out of that and I got a window seat.

Thank God. And I flew 13 hours back after a six hour layover, two hour bus ride across Tokyo. 13 hours back, land in DFW, plane is delayed, mechanic problem. They fucking mocked ball the plane, put it like we have retirement party for it with a cake and one of the little bakes.

It's a little preach. It's a little preach. It's a little preach. Three hours later, another plane shows up. We get on that plane. Fly back. Three hours. Yeah, fly back from Dallas to...

That's a driven. ...38 and a half hours. Oh my god. Actually, he was constantly telling me, I will come pick you up. So, that was that horrible. That is amazing. I was on that trip with you.

I'm really glad that... Yeah, that story took us long as the actual trip home. Was it worth it? It was great! No, it was great! Singapore was awesome! It's a beautiful country. Singapore is like a city country, right? Like, Singapore is the city. I was in Singapore.

And it is the entire country. I was in Singapore Singapore. That's where I was. And there's like no countryside, right? It's like it's just Singapore. Yeah. Well, how big is Singapore then? The size of a city. Yeah.

Yeah. It's an island country. So it's like kind of like Hawaii when you go to Honolulu. It's basically that basically that island, you know, to mean or Kauai. You know, I mean they have little towns and stuff but I mean when you go to Singapore, you know, it's not as big as Hawaii that I believe like Singapore. I don don't think it is I didn't learn a lot about like the actual chalgur food. I was there I didn't have any time Really when I was sitting on my ass for 24 hours in a row. I would have gone mad I'll just go mental like me alone for that long with my own thoughts would have sent me off the wall You almost came with me and I I I'm glad you didn't because it was a nightmare. I would not want to subject anybody else. I think you would have had a buddy Yeah, he'd a big cell time. Yeah, you have to babysit Gavin for 30 and a half hours. Not worth it. Yeah, I had my last

day. Okay. My last travel experience was so good. This is the direct from Austin to London. Yeah, that's great. What is the time on that? About eight to nine hours. So it's like a Tokyo to the Singapore. Yeah, it's with it, well it's always weird to me. This white feels like it's a flight just for me. I can just take a cab like 20 minutes from my house to the airport and then the plane lands within an hour of my house in England. It's just so weird.

The fact that Austin and London is so closely linked by one plane, it feels weird to me. Yeah, it's almost like living in a real city. Sometimes. Which is one drawback to living in Austin, that I've always been in mind about. Bridge, airlines. Is that you get a lot, you get shit on.

It is hard to get find a direct flight anywhere. But apparently we have one to London. They also have a King Coon, right? Yeah. They also, like, we used to fly to Seattle a lot in the early days of Red versus Blue. This is how I learned the difference between direct and nonstop.

Right. Was this fucking flight? Yeah. And that's like, they had it direct for a while then it wasn't direct. And there's a difference between direct and nonstop. Right. Was this fucking flight? Yeah. And that's like, they had it direct for a while, then it wasn't direct. And there's a difference between direct and nonstop. Like, that's gonna say. Yes.

So there was a direct Austin to Seattle flight that stopped in Dallas. So it's like, oh, great. I've got direct Austin to Seattle. Oh, right. It's not nonstop. There is a stop. And it's the same.

You get to get off. You can if you want. Or you can stay on the flight. Oh, I see. And then you get to choose a seat right no It's you could it's the same flight So you get this it's the same seat that's stupid. Yeah, I remember one time they made us get off the plane Burning I was so mad. I think the flight was like at 5.30 in the morning something fucking

stupid early right we got on the plane and We were used to staying on the plane like we normally wouldn't get off and they told us serve We have you know we got to Dallas Dallas, we have a flight crew change, so you need to get off the plane. And we were like, we always stay on the plane. Just let us sit here and stay on the plane. They're like, no, sir, you need to get off the plane. So you flag and come on and then you can get back on the plane.

Let me off, let me off, let me off, let me off. So we got off and Bernie and I were walking through the airport. And I said, what's the biggest, most obnoxious piece of shit we can buy in the airport to get back on the plane with us right now? And we found this giant ceramic rocks. Oh my god. They're like Mexican like Tera Cata frogs with some burros on and like real cloth ponchos. It's like it's huge. It's like I'm going to be on security.

They sell it in the airport. Like you're gonna buy that. It's like you're gonna buy that and walk on the plane with it. We're like yes. Let's buy these and walk on the play with it. We're like, yes, let's buy these and get on the fucking play. Is that more inconvenient for you? Yes, I'm just walking with a big ceramic frog. So now, so for years and maybe to this day, we always joke whenever they do cross check, that's our same thing. We go cha-cha-cha, because the frogs have maracas too. That's right. Where are these now? So whenever you hear, if you ever are flying with me in Bernie and be cross check, you're going, cha-cha-cha. It's because of the fucking frogs from the Dallas airport on this. Anything flight attendants get ready for a cross check.

Cross check. Yeah. And then, that's not going to, like, we'll both be like, I'll be on my laptop. Like this, that's going to be next to me and they go, get ready for cross check and I go, cross check, check, check, check. It's just like such a force that I had. It's like, I don't even remember that story. It's like, you're still cha-cha-cha-cha so frequently. But it's like, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, Iippers and then I realized oh, they're not gonna sell nail clippers like beyond security That would be yeah, they do well they don't like don't they make you throw away your nail clippers

Nah, but I don't think anymore What do you think one of most common stores is like in those malls? They have in the big airports? Look up like a magazine store or luggage stores? Who the hell buys luggage when they're in the airport? Well, I've had to buy luggage to the airport before because my bag was too heavy I have to buy another one and split the difference between my guys. But that's not a security thing. But that's not a security thing.

Well, what if they had an issue with your hand luggage? Like, sometimes you can get to the gate and they're like, Guts ridiculous, put it in a different bag. But it's like you're just too fat. It won't fit in the bin. Then they just check it for you. Yeah, they do that, don't they? I'm out of ideas, I don't know.

Maybe if you're like going on a trip and you think you're going to buy some stuff, so you buy an extra luggage. I mean, I do have a car for that ahead of time. I'm sure it comes out. Or you rip your bag or something like that. It just seems like of all the things I'm going to buy. It's like the dude who owns that store is out doing things trying to actively fuck up people's luggage.

He's throwing cow trips in the floor. He has a spike strip that he puts out. You guys ever got in your bag gotten your bag checked by security. Like you open it and there's like a slip in there that's like your bag was in there. Almost every time I fly, I have one. It never happens to me. It happened for the first time to me the other day. Yeah.

Yeah. And then I like went through my stuff. I was like, did I have any like gross things in here that they would look at? Like, go gross things. Yeah. Really? Like, porn magazines are in there. Just, you loaded up a porn.

You just want to throw gross things. My tips. Uh, yeah, I had a good stretch up a porn, you just want to dress. My tips. Yeah, I had a good stretch, or that wasn't a good stretch. I had a stretch where that happened to me. It seemed like every time I flew. It was like I had a collection of fucking little flyers, like little door hang tags. You should just fill a bag with dildos next time and see what happens.

Is there a limb on that? Like you can have 200 cigarettes. I don't think so. That's limits because of taxes. 150 dildos. I don't think so. That's limits because of taxes. I don't think Dildos are taxed like any special way. That would be great if it was on the immigration form.

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fertile, but does any acid in real life work? Like it does. Yeah, like the alien blood in the movie. Like hardcore sulfuric acid will do that. In fact, it's awful. Every now and then you hear about like, somebody getting thrown at them in their face, just like some random person in the subway. In other places, it's awful. Every now and then you hear about like, somebody getting thrown at them in their face, just like some random person in the subway.

In other places, it's in it. Acid attacks seem to be something that like, thank God have not made their way to America. Like that's not a big thing. How do you get kind of acid? I don't understand that. I can't get that kind of acid. What did you do?

What did your local power plant? Although when I was a kid, we used to go to the pharmacy and we would like, because we had the anarchist cookbook that we downloaded on 300 bottle of oil and gasoline. Yeah, and we would go This is a professional trained educated person back there behind the pharmacy desk a 12 year old kid walks up with a piece of Pergo's I need a Supply of charcoal sulfur and salt, and they're like, how much? They sold me literally

the three ingredients for gunpowder. Yeah, and they sold me in these little jars, they look like you'd see in a can't- They can't let them back separately for you. Yeah, I don't know, I just walked out with them 12 years old. That's fast, I didn't realize you could buy that shit. I don't even probably can't anymore. Can you make stuff more acidic that it is? Me personally like sure add some of Gus's DNA Yeah, like you have to let me cast it. Could you make stomach acid more? Corrosive like by distilling it as I'm asking putting stuff in it. I don't know

Out of it The non acid stuff. I should know I dehydrating the acid Yeah, like this got some water in it. I wish that I dehydrating the acid yeah like this got some water in it I wish to be there today of someone preparing frogs legs and their role what are you watching that for what are you doing with your time I'm trying to write why not and you post on the phone everything got your phone it's gonna get the internet that's not excuse to do something on my phone I'm gonna post it on like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, It's like something to do with the chemical and the muscles or something. Well, that's how nerves work. It's not electricity. It's just passing a vion's through membranes. It's not that tricky. Well, it's not like what you see in like...

You could put a cool festory, you can put a light bulb in your mouth and make it light up. But isn't there enough electricity in a human to light a light bulb? You can't do it with your mouth. I don't know what you're getting there. You're trying to prove me wrong. I don't know. It's not like electrical charger. You don't have what you're getting there. You're trying to prove me wrong. I don't know, isn't it? Yeah, but it's not like, it's not like electrical charges. Like, you know, the wires in your body. It's just a series of chemical reactions that are ions. Like, the series of tubes. Yeah, exactly.

You keep saying ions, let you know what an ion is. I do know what an ion. What's an ion? An ion is an atom that has lost an electron and gives it a charge in one direction or the other. Either gained an electron is negative, lost an electron is positive. Like a proton.

No. No, you can't lose a proton because then that changes the element a proton is a part of the nucleus yeah all right that play man remember all this stuff I should be able to answer some of these questions I was pre-med so essentially I studied biology up until my senior in college when I switched to computer science my choices what's that myosus there you go there. Barbers got it down. That's all I remember from science. You know, you know, all the basics. I haven't taken science since the 10th grade.

Is that true? Yep. And you graduated with a four-year degree from a university. Yeah, in business though. But there was no science requirement? Then a lot of math. Yeah, Calc, right? Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. But no science whatsoever. What do you use calculus for in real life? Absolutely nothing. So basically, honestly, most of calculus is like studying like area under curve, like the way curves work. So it's like great for graphing.

It's great for physics and it's great for business because like trending for economics, stuff like that. Also great for like plotting land. Like you're going to find out the area of a piece of land and divide it up. You want to feel it adequate as a person? Always. So Isaac Newton wanted to study gravity

and kind of reach the limit of mathematics to where he wanted to study physics. So he had to invent calculus to be able to study physics. And he was like 19 at the time. That's why we all study calculus is because Isaac Newton was the guy who did it. Because just because he felt like it. Yeah, just was curious about that.

That's cool. I wonder if these people from history know what they've caused the children for this generation. But if they could know, like Shakespeare, I would punch him right in the face. They've made major contributions to culture and advancement of theology. Who cares what kids think about that to get to piss they have homework. Every kid is pissed at Shakespeare. Everyone. I love Shakespeare. I love reading Shakespeare in high school and college. Yeah, how many Shakespeare plays do you read? Seven. Nice. Well, you're kind of strange. I think most people read about that many when they're going through school. Especially like you start in high school.

Yeah. In like the ninth grade. And then you keep going. Really? So you didn't study any science after your 10th grade year. That's really interesting. Yeah, I think that's the last time. I thought at least your freshman year of college had used like some interdiscipline every stuff. You had no interest in it yourself either.

No. If anything, I had interest in chemistry chemistry but not biology or physics at all Okay, chemistry science just yes, I know I'm talking about of the science Oh, yeah, no, when you had I think people do have a preference more than anything else I got to have a preference for a certain kind of math But I think people have for science is have a certain kind of preference. Yeah, I hate physics What's that? I hate physics and his math is math a science Math is the science what's the definition of science? What's that? I hate physics. And is math a science? Yes, math is the science.

What's the definition of science? What's that? What's the definition of science? Yeah, no. I'm going to love this on the internet. Yeah, really. This is like the core of our podcast. What is least amount of words?

What is science? Math. You think that's it, just math. Science is just math. I think it's science is math. Well, what about like, photo synthesis? Math.

How? Math. What about evolution? What is, I would say it's a technical focus, and then you have to define what technical means. Like, it's not the humanities. I would say smart stuff. Here, let me get off with this.

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No thanks for asking how would you do that? So you okay get up stop. No no no wait wait wait wait wait no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, So Gavin is going to somehow equate that if you look back behind you far enough, you're looking back like farther than light can go. But you wouldn't be able to see that far. Yeah, I get this. But there's some it hates his, his, his going to ask something has to do with the distance you can look behind yourself. They would look so far back that you'd see into the past.

So the light is, they're not, you're right. So then what you say is like telescopes when they say they're looking out to the edge of space like eight billion years into the past. You just did that with a mirror. Right. And they use mirrors because you're right. So then what he's saying is like telescopes when they say they're looking out to the edge of space Right like eight billion years into the past. You just did that with the mirror right and they use mirrors because they're telescopes Right, here's what I was thinking. Okay, guys. Absolutely massive mirror right right, right? Bung it a lot year away Says a distance and with a telescope you look in the mirror and you can somehow zoom back into earth in the same like magnification. Right. Say you're looking off the mirror and back onto where you are, you would see what that

space looked like a year ago. No. Why not? Because the light, the light, the light, the light from the, like, let's say the event, like you singing your apartment going, what the fuck? Let me come out of the idea. Yeah, I do. If I come out of that event, we'd go all the way out

and we'd take a year to get to the mirror, then you looking at it, we'd take a year to get back and hit your telescope. Right, so you have a year to see the mirror, but the light took a year to get to the mirror. So it's like, okay, mirror's here, light, one year, one year. So you're looking back in time, two years.

One year, because it took you a year ago. You're looking at the light. What there was the a year ago But the light from the earth was another year ago Takes one year to see the light Let me see the directions you're going out and then coming back. Yeah, so So like if I took a trip that was five hours and I went to Dallas and back to five hours to get there and five hours to get back. Is that a five hour trip or is that ten hour trip? How long did it take you to get to Dallas?

Five hours. What does that mean? No, because you're looking at a year ago on the mirror, but that mirror is seeing a year ago. But it takes a year for the light to get to you. Oh, I see you say, no, no, you're right. No, no, you're right. You're absolutely right.

He's absolutely right. So you're looking back in time. What? No, that's still be two years ago. No, no, it's not one. It takes a year to get there. And that eats up one of the years. Yeah.

And then it takes a year to get to you. But you're not looking at a mirror with nothing in it for a year. And then again, the mirror shows up with something There's already light in the mirror that already got there before you even started looking Okay, say even you're looking at two years ago. Yes, you're looking back in time Right, you can go look back in time if you put a mirror out there for two years. The massive. All these situations where, oh, there was no camera on that. Or like, we don't know what happened to JFK. Mirrors can solve all that. Big mirrors and telescopes. Yeah. For the full

kit, you would need both those things. Yeah. But it'd be a good way to retroactively. That's what I'm saying is working on. Yeah. You could retroactively see something that you missed. You'd be like, oh, b oh, bum get a mirror up there I'm a mirror up there. I mean I'm there. I would have to be there. Here is the problem. Here's the problem with this I Can't debunk this I actually can't what you're saying makes sense to me because whenever you look in a mirror It'll be a fraction of a fraction of a second, but you are always looking in the past yeah a little bit

But you can't physically see that far as like Mitch like Mitch Hedberg said, every picture's a view is a picture when you were younger. There's no such thing. I'm looking at you in the past right now, like any light that isn't directly in my eye is the past. Nah, that's just like latency. Like that's like lag. Yeah, but we can just sense that I'm out of time.

You know what happened this week for me? Not to get off, I don't want to get off. Done. If you ever want to revisit this conversation, we can just look at a bigger face and we can come back to it. And off I don't want to get up done if you ever want to revisit this conversation we can just look at the virus and we can come back to it at any point you want to so Google fiber we've talked about this for they announced in Austin they were going to be putting fiber they didn't do it they did they haven't done it but what happened 2014 what happened the

meantime is that every other service provider in Austin has gone oh shit everyone's going to switch to Google fiber so we better like step up our game. So I just got installed in my house, the AT&T that you had, they finally put it in my neighborhood. It's like a gigabit now. It's already a gigabit. Well Google did it with the Fiber stuff then. I think they're building their own network, because AT&T they already had a network in place. Well they already had Fiber.

They decided to do the last little bit. That's the last mile. Did you say my area was getting it too soon? Yeah, so now the Google blog has a Map of Austin showing all places where they're gonna be doing installations for reference We put up a podcast play guess we recorded one when you're out town. Mm-hmm. We did contagion part two We just now right before this podcast. I was late because we were trying to wrap up contagion part three. Yeah, but we were shaking her head. That was a really this was a lousy run. I just I just terribly this time. We might not put this one. I'm ashamed of my foot. No, we put it out. It was what put it out because of what you did.

We're gonna do a highlight just for that moment. Listen, I've been every time we play this game, you killed me the first time and then you killed me the second time. I mentioned you severely, but I didn't kill you. 98% of my health. Anyway, guess it wasn't. It's so internet. I had to upload that, I uploaded that file on Sunday. It was a four gig file, because it was a 1920 by 1080 file that was almost an hour.

And it's four gigs, it uploaded in 10 minutes to YouTube. Wow. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's the future. That was pretty bad ass. Four gigs uploaded in 10 minutes to YouTube. Wow. It's from your house. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's the future. That was pretty bad ass. Four gigs uploaded in 10 minutes. In fact, it took way longer to process the video by YouTube

than it took me to upload it. Way more. Awesome, that's awesome. That's the future, man. That's pretty cool. I can't wait for that. And I honestly, I feel like I've never had good internet. Two things, I've never had good internet,

and I don't understand how people's fucking utility bills are under $200. And everybody's like, I just feel it's like when I was in college, what's your utility bill? Like $40? I'm like, I pay $199 in apartment. I don't understand that. Like, what is your utility bill every month? My old place was a lot lower. My new place, it's like $220, $230. My electricity bill is like $250. Yeah. What are you going for doing? Well, this is for everything. That like, you know electricity, water,

traffic, you think you're 30 for all that. Yeah, you're I hate it killing me. What's efficiency, right? Yeah, yeah, it's all energy I'm doing something completely wrong. Yeah, something completely wrong. Now I have car. That's all electric Have you done so? Yeah, I plug it up. No, that's that was the dumbest thing ever. I looked into it and it was like It was weird because what solar is in Austin is, like, I thought I'm going to put up solar panels and then I could like cut the cable going to the grid and then I'd be like, on my own, nobody can fuck with me kind of a thing, that's not at all the case. We can't you do that though, like having an additional line that just connects to your

house. I guess you could have soldered panels, but you would need a lot of solar panels, I think to do that. Like all the solar panels taking up all the square footage that was available and like efficient enough like angles to the sun and all that. On my roof, I could make up about 33% of my electricity bill. So just do two thirds less stuff. But it's a big investment.

No. Get out of here. Yeah, it was like nine grand. Yeah. To do that. I'm not going to pay. And I like the game in a chart of how long it would take me to pay it back.

It was like 13 years or something like that. We just have the house with that team. Yeah, you never know You would not have it and the most people don't care when they go to buy it They might care in a couple years when you know electricity's through the roof So my life after he bull is we're in rampant and the world in in shambles I bought my rations again. I shouldn't say that publicly because I don't want people to come in my house You bought occasionally you're a fucking lunatic I can't like that publicly, because I don't want people to come in my house. You bought occasionally. You're a fucking lunatic. I can't use you for like zombie stuff. Get out of here.

You didn't do it seriously. Fucking stupid. I don't want you judging me. I just want to tell my story. How about that? Yeah, I bought rations. I bought marine rations. They have a five year shelf life.

And I bought like 14 days, 21 days, were the food for everybody in my house, for people. So if like you had to like shut the door for 21 days, you can do it. I know what you live. Yeah, I see that's a problem. Because then people know that I have rashes. Well now you got the guns too, right? So what kind of, what kind of, what kind of food is it in the, it's like a bar?

You know, one night you could be like midnight, you'd be like, man, I'm really hungry. I'll check it out. I'm like, man, I'm really hungry. I'll go check it out. I'm like, I'm so glad to do it. It's like, oh, this one's no good. It's like this one. You don't like a night's Pia dance? You know, like when you peel back the ear,

and it's that mushed, like pressed wood chips, it's kinda like that, but like, but tasty? No, no. It's like lemon coconut oil. So is that just something that happens? If crush stuff enough does it stop rotting? No, I don't know. I think it's like super vacuum packed to you. Oh, is it that looks I know what it looks like that looks like

It's like lamb this bread. So we're showing a big We're showing a picture up on the street. We'll put in the link top But it's just like these wafers and each one of those wafers is like 1800 calories. I got it. It's like that. I'm just proud of getting a walk to a fucking mountain. So then like a whole day's worth. One bar is whole days worth of calories.

Pretty much. Yeah. And he's like snap pieces. What the shit out. And it looks just like that except brown. And it's like your butt hole turns in. That's the key to it. It's a winter hole.

Oh my god. You know, they actually design MREs to where they produce less waste. Like they're designed to make you go to the bathroom less. We should have Josh Flannigan or Jeff come and talk about it, but if you had an MRE meals every day, you would poop only once every three days or something like that. Eating a normal, sustainable diet. Well, my diet here is very different to my English diet, but I don't eat food too.

I dump way more here than I used to. I see it maybe twice a week for a dump. Hey, excuse me, let's go back to Blue Apron thing. I have it on my screen here. Yeah, you're from dump. I don't remember I'm already speaking. I gotta do this. I can't cook chicken.

I just can't do it. Everybody in the world cooks better chicken than me. Is it too dry when you do it? Yeah, it's just fucked up. It's either like, deadly or just like a dry rubbery puck when I'm done with it. I don't know do it. Everybody in the world cooks better chicken than me. Is it too dry when you do it? Yeah, it's just fucked up. It's either like Deadly or just like a dry rubbery puck when I'm done with it. I don't know what it is. What if you cook it on the barbecue? I've tried it. I'm good at cooking steaks. I'm good at cooking just about everything else.

I'm really proud of that. You're not good at steak. Fucking chicken? No. Nothing doing. So I'm gonna try that with that. Let's get my thrones come back. I didn't mean to interrupt. They haven't announced it. Probably not to like Marjorie Pearl. Yeah, they're fucked. Game of thrones is fucked.

Why? They have you read all the books? Nope., Pearl. They're fucked. Game of Thrones is fucked. Why? They have you read all the books? Nope. I have. Let me tell you who dies after the podcast. They are like, I don't think this is a spoiler. I don't think it is. I mean, it's not. If you've seen the show, even if you have

what I'm about to say is not a spoiler. The one character, Bran, people are so fucking sensitive about that guy. She know that, Bran, that character, they have covered Every bit of his material from the books a hundred percent like there is literally nothing they can do with brand at this point Unless they make it unless they make it. Yeah, I've seen stories On the internet written like on entertainment weekly and websites like that saying that you know

Hodor and brand have the season off that They just don't have to show up to film me. I've heard about other stuff they might do. That they might use... Hodor too? I guess he's with Brand. Damn. No, don't give me that's a spoiler. Shush, you done.

And look, so book release dates. I mean, you're saying that there's nothing else for Brand. It's kind of a spoiler. It's not. I just saying that there's more stuff to come, I guess it is, because there are implies of Brands around. Yeah. Well, maybe not.

Anybody who dies is just as much of a spoiler as people who don't die. It is. Everything implies a brand's around. Yeah. Yeah. Well, maybe not. Anybody who dies is just as much of a spoiler as people who don't die. It is your everything's a spoiler. Everything's a spoiler. It's been a long time. It's been a long time. Since I missed you. So I'm trying to look at the Game of Thrones books. The first one was published. It's like 96 on 19. 96. It's almost frightening how far apart they started to come towards the end. Yeah, it was like, it's fine. There was a fairly frequent release schedule. I got right here first book 1996 second book 1998 third book 2000. Nice. We see a trend. Better. Yeah fourth book 2005 five years for that one. Okay a little longer

Next one 2011 that's six years. So now on that pace We will not see a new game of Thorene's book until 2018. He's not going to be alive. Probably. You're not going to be alive. No, I, you know, but I don't like when people say that. And I think George R. R. Martin's getting sick of it too. Like he called out people to say he's not going to be alive. He's like, fuck off. Right faster. Everybody wants him to write faster. Just write them. It's sick or just old. He's old needs heavy. Okay.

There's a saying there's a lot of old dudes. There's a lot of fat dudes, but. There's a lot of old dudes and a lot of fat dudes, but there's not a lot of old fat dudes. That's true. And that's pretty true. But, you know, I mean, I don't even know how old George R. Martin is. He's been writing for fucking ever. Like, you can hear.

Do you remember that bio-shock? Japanese magazine we found? I don't know if we ever talked about it in the podcast. I think we talked about it in the patch. Oh yeah, yeah. There was a magazine we found. It don't know if we ever talked about it in the podcast. Maybe we talked about it in the patch. There was a magazine we found it was a Japanese sci-fi mag. And it's like from 1978 or something like that. These are awesome things back then when they would have like concept art,

like just random sci-fi stories, like Starlog and stuff like that. And the cover of it looks like it was 1970s concept art for BioShock. It's like a dude in a diving suit holding the hand of a little girl in the dress. And it looks just like that. George R. Martin had a story in that magazine. Oh, yeah, somebody told me later that George R. Martin had to look a little novella in that or like, you know, they used to publish like small articles for little sci-fi stories. Why did you see it was from? I think like 78 I want to say. That's one of those things where it's,

yeah, look, you can see this not just like inspiration That's the exact same thing. Yeah, so we have a picture up on the video screen here But we'll put it in the linked up my other podcast, but yeah Side by side of the the Japanese magazine and I guess it's bio shock to They're a factor. Yeah, it looks like to yeah, it's crazy and And I think somebody sent that to Ken Lumin and he was like Don't show that mean it's gonna stuff gets filtered through enough people. You don't know where the original You call up an idea someone probably had the idea at some point in the past. Yeah, I'm annoyed that in our first Destiny video I called The ghost dinkle bot and the whole world calls that dinkle bot now

But I think I came up with dinklelebot, but I came up with Dinklebot You can't put it on your own. Yeah, I was just like we should call this thing Dinklebot Dinklebot, if you want people to call it if you call it a Dinklagebot. I've heard Dinklebot. I've heard I've heard it Sometimes Dinkleman. Yeah, can I sum up every Review of destiny that I've heard do it like summer summarize them all at one point I know this is more of a patch discussion when I give shit fuck it The summary of all the Destiny reviews that I've heard is This game that I'm playing non-stop every waking moment of my life has some flaws

And I find that unacceptable like everyone is complaining about flaws in this game But everyone is fucking playing it down against the right. Yeah, I made a like that. It's like, yeah, you know, it's got all these flaws. But you know what? I can't stop playing. Yeah. This flaw in this game is a deal breaker for me, and it was a deal breaker all eight hours I played it yesterday. It's like, this game is like a magnet for bitching, but people are pointing it. I think it's to do with the hype that it came with. You go to expect high, high, high criticism. Yeah. I think has to do with the hype that it came with you go to expect high hype high criticism Yeah, I think I am looking forward to shadow of mortar coming out this week I feel like I've been this on my calendar

This has been my dude. I'm so stoked my break for desi and you know it's gonna play desi non-stop for three weeks Gonna put it aside for a little bit gonna play some shadow mortar. I think I'm gonna get back in a destiny Well, you like you here might be your robot block to the coming back is that after Shadow Mortar comes out pretty soon after that, the Master Chief Collection's coming off. I'll tell you what I want to get there. I got some time. Did you beat the raid?

No, I haven't yet. I just hit 26, so I'm just at the point where I think I can do the raid. You're gonna take another two-execution. I should. Absolutely, we'll not do the raid at level 26. Yeah, well, I'll get carried through, hopefully a few times, get some gear,

and then go on from there. Well, I've got, I've got, if I just get carried through hopefully a few times get some gear and then go on from there. Well I've got I've got I just get some more fucking ascended material. Yeah, I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I'll be 20. I So they don't fucking give you a sending material easy you would get like Five pieces of legendary armor day and get two to three ascendants at all I know it was fucking sweet Everyone jumped from level 26 of 28. Well everyone Yeah, for you except for me. I'm sick of fucking 26. I didn't oh Wait, I don't have destiny. Yeah, George R. Mark was born in 1948 just circle background So in 78 who'd have been 30 already. So he's 66. You nailed it. Good call.

That's not bad old. So temperature 20 is happy birthday to George R. Martin, which has had seven years for every book. Yeah, it's like then that you get to a high number pretty quickly. That's also the Game of Thrones series, the song of Fire and Ice. I'm Fire.

Ice and Fire, thank you. It's, I knew it was gonna get wrong. I said it so slowly, I just forgot it wrong. It's right knew I was gonna get wrong. I said it so slowly to forget wrong I it's right in front of the screen That is meant to be seven books and now he's saying now Like it could be eight or nine books now so it could just drag wait a minute I don't know why he even bought this talking about it. It's true. He should just be like what do you want? I might be right. Yeah We won't everyone's there demanding of it. It's like everyone is demanding of it. I might be right. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone is there demanding of

it. It's like everyone is demanding. I think it's getting a little bit. Yeah. I think anything is something that's super popular like that. And like, especially the audience that like that kind of stuff, they take ownership and they just beat people to death. We just saw notch sold as company to Microsoft. And then it's gone. Like he doesn't, he's not going to develop games anymore. He said he might continue a little process. He didn't want to do anything that would become commercially successful Yeah, what does that mean? He just wants to make games. They say he's too successful for his own good I think we just I think we just make bad game for minecraft to be successful that he just want to make it because it was fun for him to make And he wants to go back to that he doesn't care necessarily if something's gonna be popular as long as he has fun making it.

But I feel like people are gonna be watching this. It's also a lot easier to say that when you're gonna get a $2.5 billion check. Oh my God. You know, it was funny because this seems like a relatively new thing with like, you know, even PewDiePie like turned off comments. I hate that strategy by the way.

Stupid. Well, turning off comments. Yeah, I really hate that. Why? Because it's like, you know, it's a weird thing to me because it's almost like saying, I'm okay with entertaining these people, but I'm not okay with interacting them. That's a weird thing to me. You turn it into a one-way conversation. Yeah, it's just making it like TV. There's a comments on TV. Right. This is the internet. This isn't talking TV.

Right. I agree with Gus. He's not going to build a community. That way, in Gran, you might not build a community on YouTube, but it's like, get in there and like, moderate, spend some effort. And I know PewDiePie probably gets tens of thousands of comments for every video you put some and they'll be holding lots of comments. But you know, put some, put some effort into it a little bit. And then he'd rather him focus on the videos than pissing about in the comments. I totally get that, but you know, is from what everything I'm hearing for, you know, the amount of revenue that he's generating, he'd also hire some.

Yeah, there's a lot of, a lot of, a community person. What was his reason for turning off comments? The bros? It was much spam and not there. Yeah, he said it was all spam well When every YouTube account by default is subscribed to your channel of course your audience isn't gonna be there You mean it's a recommended channel. No, it's you'll subscribe to it When you make a Google account. I'm gonna make Google account right now It is tell me I'm gonna be honest right now you got smosh you got PewDiePie they're all they're all checked already and you have to unsubscribe from them

to continue if you want to be unsubscribe I'm gonna get that deal I know why do you think it's the emailing subs there's not that many fans there's not that many bros yeah I feel like I don't even comment on YouTube videos but I feel like I'm less likely to want to watch something if I can't comment on it. Oh man. The guys who did the Japanese group, who did the hamburger chain? The combo.

Videos, most popular combo? Most popular. They released a new series recently, where they had to ride a rail line in Tokyo, from the beginning of the rail line to the end of the rail line. But every stop had to pick a card, and it would determine whether they had to walk, crawl, run a tricycle, hitchhike or take the train to the next stop. They might have to crawl to a stop? Army crawl. Like, yeah. Well, they can't help us down that kind of thing?

Yeah. And so, the whole video series is them going on the whole rail line from beginning to end. So, is that each station a different episode? Yeah. Do they ever crawl? Oh yeah. Oh my god. And sometimes it's like, you know, how far is this train station?

Oh, you know, a mile. All right. You know, it's really great. And they just tease us. Starting this Friday, they're going to do, they're going to, in honor of the one year anniversary of the hamburger videos, they're're gonna visit 10 sushi chains in Tokyo, and they have to do the same thing about what sushi instead of what they're supposed to do.

On the most popular combo at a sushi place, but they speak Japanese. Yeah. So that's like, quite funny. That's still eating a lot of food. I guess so, yeah. I brought back wasabi KitKats from Japan.

I got all you stuff next door. Sorry, so I'll bring some more into the mart. That's a store. No, like the administrative, I was in the administrative building today. And Chris Martin. And over so I'll bring some more into the store. No, like the administrative I was in the administrative building today and Chris Martin over there would use it Chris Martin and Megan who what yeah They ate my wasabi since what are they your friends? They were just it's proximity base for me It's just like I'll hear you're offices here. I was over there. I'm telling you Here that important people are here. I think I was dead by this point four weeks man

We saw each other on the other side of the parking lot burn your waves and I flipped them off he did I Know I knew we were just returning to normal see Yeah, oh yeah, we were coming back from lunch and Gavin had a fucking sandwich with him I'm not a white did it but he like pretended like it was his dick and started like air thrusting with it I do professional I don't know why he did it but he pretended like it was his dick and started like air thrusting with it I'd do that professional Why even you don't know why he did it? It was flying out of his hands Was my sandwich opened up in mid air?

He had landed fucking face down in the ground He was back doing this and it shot out because I gave it a little bit too much um The tin fall bit flew out and I went to grab it and I open the tin fall sound was just flew out into pieces It went so back I started laughing like a fucking hyena, the party was. Was Gavin sitting there just miserable like? You tried to pick it up and was like taking gravel. I don't even know if it was in my sheena.

Yeah. Why did you do it with like the open side instead of just like doing? I didn't really think long and hard. I didn't really think. You could have left it there. Well, I like it. Barb's analyzing the technique, which here he has suggestions that I've done the air thrust many a time air thrust with the sandwich I could vouch for that or any other long objects that I could find you see them Barbers moves see this happens when you don't practice

By the way, yeah, the suck. Oh, what's wrong with them? It's just not as private as the other ones. Yeah, they're not as private Yeah, the other one was a room. You could just do whatever in there. No, not whatever Just regular bathroom stuff you could do you could watch a video on your phone now It's if I'm watching a video like you mean while you poopy. Yeah, and someone comes in. I'm always like No, pause it. I guess yeah, I walked into the the bathrooms before ours were done I walked into the other ones You know that we had been using temporarily yeah, and I was standing at the urinal using it someone walked in behind me went into the stall They sat down on the stall and I heard like a PSP turning on like

Like the started noise Like the volume getting turned on very quickly well I'm not the mic also the lights go off Oh, cuz there's like motion sensor life when you come in yeah, oh, that's not good. I'm so wipe in the dog Oh, no, that's I think it's an option to actually turn it on what like on the little button no I think it's to turn it off and then if you turn it on it's still motion it's still a timer yeah I was thinking about

talking to one of the ball grows and just lobbing it over with that work yeah motion it okay I'm well we got away from the topic but I was gonna say like the anger birds guy was another example of a guy who like bolted Oh, oh, oh, flappy bird flappy bird. What is the anger bird? Yeah, flappy bird. Thank you That guy bolted and like was like I don't want to go back to gaming I couldn't handle his success and I was reading an article about all that stuff And I thought you know in the context of notch and flappy bird and PewDiePie like this is the year of like fervor where people are like backing away from their audiences. And the article quoted something I had never heard before, which was it was a quote from an article that George Lucas did about the same time that he sold Lucasfilm to Disney.

And he was just like, yeah, I really liked, I really liked doing all this stuff. And it was up until the internet. And the internet just turned me into a jerk. And I was suddenly a jerk and everybody hated me and so that was it i never heard that analysis from george lukeys like it made him react and he was a job no like all of a sudden he got like blasted by people who are just like episode one sucks this guy's shitty he shouldn't be directly was in the internet came along i'll tell you right now

excited episode one came along oh dick well well and i thought that one predated the well not even I'll tell you right now. It's like episode one came along. Oh Dick One predated the no one talk shit about how shitty Star Wars was until episode one that is not true That is not true people talk shit about how shitty return of the jet I was the E-walks and how stupid that is but no one hated it no one would have that same fervor I a lot of people didn't like the walks it's cuz you don't hate something until everyone around you also dislikes Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't hate something until everyone around you also dislikes it. Yeah, that's why you have it actually.

Also sucks. I don't think what's being said there Gus is that George Lucas never got exposed to that. Like people who didn't even people who didn't really like episode one probably heard a little bit about it, but it still was like a record breaker sold shitloads of tickets. And then suddenly like five years later as internet forums are getting huge like in the early 2000s. Suddenly then it's like he shouldn't be directing these things. He's awful. He's terrible. Like people are editing his movie and posting it online. I'm doing a better job. And yeah, and people telling, you know, outright telling him that somebody else is doing a better job at

editing his own movie. Anyway, but I was weird to read that analysis. I never remembered Lucas saying anything like that. And it's true, I've said if you looked back, historically, if you looked back, you would assume Star Wars is one of the most hated franchise ever made. And it's one of the most beloved, but the way people talk about it online, they talk about it like so negatively.

It might also be one of the most hated. I guess so. I guess so. So what happens when it's one of the most viewed franchise? People are going apeshit for this new Star Wars movie. I did you was just fucking teasing and milking it. He really is milking it.

He better pay himself. Yeah. Really better pay himself. That comes out next December, December 2015. Yeah, next year I think. But they're filming it now. I think they're doing that charity that goes along with it too through what it's called. No, it's Christmas.

Because they pushed the Warcraft movie because of it. That's what I said, December 2015. Well, I meant Christmas is still in December, right? I mean, that had to have changed while you were in Singapore. All right, we don't need to get, I mean, Star Wars 2015. What if you look at a mirror at last Christmas? Fucking trying to correct me, I said.

Oh my God, don't get so mad. Give it back for a fucking one day and you're getting mad. Don't make it. You've been back for a day. That's true. getting mad. No, Rick. You've been back for a day. That's true. But the little Gavin is like, it all, all the matters are mine. Oh, you're looking at this in a giant mirror.

So it's a week away. Well, we know on a podcast together since before I went to England. Yeah. Since before PAX. Nuts. Are you excited about your stellar coming out? I am.

I am too. I'm really, really excited about what's going on. It's supposed to be really fucking long, dude. Oh, I'm looking forward to it. Are you? Even better. Yeah. Barbara's staring me down like she's no No movie with It's one of the Christopher Nolan movies. He's a guy who did like all the dark night movies

Okay, yeah, and exception they had trailers a good movie. Yeah, you know it's a good movie They got that got completely Missed by me at least And I think my most people based on its box office was the movie edge of tomorrow the Tom Cruise movie Yeah, you know it's a good movie they got they got completely Missed by me at least And I think most people based on its box office was the movie edge of tomorrow the Tom Cruise movie I've been meaning to watch that they changed the man of it It did so poorly in theaters that they changed the name to release it for the video Well didn't change the name is it just like they use the movie poster and it's got like three words on it

And at the very bottom it says edge of tomorrow really small edge of tomorrow is like the Subtitles yes, it's like live die repeat live die and at the very bottom it says edge of tomorrow really small. Edge of tomorrow is like the subtitle. Yes, it's like live, die, repeat. Live, die repeat is the name of the movie now. Edge of tomorrow. Edge of tomorrow. I think that was brilliant to be honest. The movie?

Yeah. No, no, not the movie. The title changed. I didn't see the movie. Yeah, they had the first, the other day, they had the first 10 minutes free on Xbox video. Oh, yeah, and I watched the first 10 minutes. It's like, I really want to watch it, but I couldn't rent it and I didn't want to buy it. It's like I'll wait till I can rent it.

So I bought it. I'm waiting till I rent it. I bought it in the plane. I fucking loaded up. Data in Singapore's stuff. Did you run out of movies? Uh, no, I turned some of them off that were just awful. Here's the problem with traveling internationally.

Tell you. They do a really cool thing where they put a bunch of movies on the plane. But you never travel internationally one way So you fly somewhere and in a week later fly back. It's all the same. That's why you you prioritize You like I'll get that one on the way back. Let's know you to watch that now. I saw I'm gonna let you one time the first time I was in the air 40 hours You come every single movie. I made a movie the first time I flew to Australia The movies weren't on demand

There it was so long ago that they would just show you the movies on a loop and there was one channel Technology still you just watch that's what I'm worse. Where's today damn terrible? Yeah, so I remember at one point middle of the night I'm over the Pacific flying down middle of nowhere flying to Australia and that movie with Jack Black comes on and been still Or envy envy yeah movie was so bad I turned it off and I sat there in a middle seat in the dark staring at nothing because that was better than watching envy wow I did I did it was a movie during a video they invent a product called Vey Poo Reiser it's like a little

squirt bottle and you scored it on dog poo and it goes away that's what the movie was about that was moving that's the premise Jack Blackie said? Jack Blackie Ben Stiller. I want you to really rich from making it, and Ben Stiller is not rich and he gets mad at his friend for the stupid invention that makes him rich. And that's why it's called him. I wonder if anyone who writes it. Sitting in the dark in a middle seat on an airplane is better than watching that movie. They should put that on the fucking poster.

Yeah, I think you should go on to iTunes and give that review to the player. Do you think anyone has ever boarded a plane similar flight to you? No, like say 14 hour flight and thought, I want to write cast shoot a movie on this flight. Like, you cast it with the past. Yeah, you come up with a story and it's like, all right, he'll be good for this role. And you just like asking people if they want to be in the movie and then you pull your camera out and you shoot the movie. That'd be interesting.

What would that movie be about? You should do that on your next long flight. Could you make a movie like that that wasn't about being on a plane? You can make it about love story or something. And the whole thing on laptop and you could type the credits as you're landing and it'll be done. And if your wife are you could upload it. You could be like this should be the movie on a plane.

Tension email everyone the link to watch it, when they get home. This is the newest movie of all the movies. What if you could publish it and then like, it's not an idea with American Airlines and then they put it on the movie or watching it by the end. Like the like, What if it's time to play and take some of this

playing on everyone's phone? I think it would be a big wrap. I think the movie is that. High-pounds. I should tell you like what, 10 hours ago? I guess the only way I could finish it. I could try the next time on a plane. No, you should try that. That sounds a great idea for you. Here, let me tell you the number one objective. I just talked I guess the wife I could finish the trial. The next time I'm in a plane, make a...

No, you should try that. That sounds a great idea for you. Here, let me tell you the number one objective. I'm just talking to strangers, so I have on any plane. I'm just not talking to anybody. That is my number one objective. I don't want to meet anybody in your plane. Do you have someone real chatting next to you?

I got enough relationships in my life. Yeah, the first time I went to... Scotland? I think it was France. I was going to France because by myself, Scotland, I was with Jeff Jeff and Joel. So he came on himself. Yeah, let's bring that fucking story up every time. Every time. But I was I was sitting next to a guy and he was going to the Czech Republic and he had gone to the US for some kind of therapy for throat cancer and he just got back. You were really concerned right now. It was horrible.

Let me tell you something. First of all, the dude wanted to talk to me and I was asleep. He poked me to wake me up to talk to me. That's an absolute no-no. So we did that the Gavin went on a plane to sign a birthday card. I have poked away. She said, sign this piece of paper for my door. Is that birthday?

And then I was livid. Then the guy had an accent. He had a check accent, and he had just gone through some kind of very intense therapy for throat cancer. Did he have a voice box? No, but he would like, and I'm clutching my chest, like upper chest, like right below my neck,

he would clutch it when he'd talk to me. He'd be like, where are you going? And he'd make a grimace, because it obviously hurt him very much. And I was like, I'm going to Paris to I get to go to this Center of pompadu to do this like presentation on a machine about he goes What is that? I'm sorry. What? What? Have to talk. It's like this is not necessary. You look he was in misery talking to me

Uh, and it was your favorite color and he was Stop talking to me and it was your favorite color. And he was, when he stopped talking to me and it was painting and so bad. And I was like, and then I thought responsible for it. And I was like, I just, I'm just gonna go and see. It was horrible. It was horrible. I bet you like the asshole to everyone else. I know, I remember he's just like, dude.

I was just like, that guy just keeps trying to make conversation with a guy who has a neck problem. What's wrong? I know, he should give him a pen and paper. I mean, I just have wrist cancer as well. He talks so much to me. The reason I know all that stuff about that he would have been in the states and the throat cancer and everything like that is he told me all of that. He probably just wanted to tell someone that.

I totally get it. And I was just like, oh man, it was just like it was murder. Murder. Let me read this thing. Classic story. Classic Roushertief story is here's a guy who went through throat cancer in therapy and I'm the one with the problem because I had to talk to the guy It's kind of like a side-fell episode. What's that? It's kind of like a side-fell episode.

All our stories are like that. It's like Jack was like, hey man, I was like, how's your plane trip? It was shitty. We got delayed because the guy died. I don't know how to believe. Remember that's like, dude somebody died and you're like worried that you got delayed by an ad. It's got a point. Someone dying a thousand miles away from him is the exact same as someone dying like four rows ahead of him. It doesn't interact with his life, except for the inconvenience part. I didn't know of.

That's very true. No. I am interested in your idea, Gavin. That is the worst thing I've ever heard. No, I mean empathy is distance-based. No, I'm saying it's shit. The guy was nobody to him. Yeah.

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Exactly, exactly. Hurry it up. That's the attitude. Yeah, I like this. Oh, you guys are the worst. You never do an ad read here. It is shape, but. I want to run this episode of the podcast is brought to you by GoDaddy.

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Yeah. And I don't know that he disabled the comments for those. How is that news, by the way, that someone turns off the comments? If the number one person on YouTube does something, I think that is relevant. It's 2014. That's why. Literally, the number one person on YouTube does something, I think that is wrong. It's 2014. That's what literally the number one for new YouTube account.

No, no, somebody didn't send you full of shit. Uh, Nizglim, I'm probably saying something dirty in another language there. N-I-Z-G-L-E-M Nizglim on Twitter said, uh, Gavin free is wrong. There are no default subs. Bernie is right. But he has a new and he's showing a screenshot, he's showing a screenshot of a new account. And he has no subscriptions, but on the right side,

it has a bunch of recommended channels, Pewdiepies at the top. We're actually number six, recommended. Really? Well, either that person did it wrong, or they've changed it. Do you think we're recommended because they have the browser as you're watching our stuff on YouTube?

I have, maybe so. I mean, YouTube does have very advanced algorithms. What is that sticker in your laptop? People on Twitter are complaining about it. Oh, that is a... So I went to the Singapore meetup. You can't see it. I went to the Singapore meetup and somebody there,

I believe her name is Joy, gave me a very nice letter from herself and one from her sister. And what was stealing my envelope closed from her was a tiny little orange cat sticker that looked like Joe the cat. I thought that's what that is. It's just a little tiny looks like an acle from here. Is it in a hat or something? I think it's like sitting in a bag because that makes sense. So I thought it was cute. So I did it. The Singapore meetup was great. I had to do two of them because there's exams going on right now at Singapore.

So I did one in the night at the lobby for the hotel that I was in, which was kind of risky, bringing a bunch of people to my hotel. And they even said, can we see your hotel room? And I was like, no. They said that? Yeah. And there was two dudes who were pretty adamant that they really wanted to see what my hotel room looked like.

And I was like, we're not doing that. They just knew it was stayed in the hotel. Yeah, we're telling you that. They're doing that to see your poor hospitality. Yeah. Let us in your room. And I was like, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. We're not doing stayed in the hotel. Yeah, we're doing that. We're doing that to see a poor hospitality. Yeah. Let us in your room. And then the other one we did it was a...

It's fun, a fun time. A nearby mall. And... It's a bit cool to eat it too. Yeah. And it was like 30 people both times. It was like really good groups of people that are really nice and really cool.

I think Jack did one in Vegas. Jack did? And Adam Ellis did one in Vegas. Oh my god. I went out drinking. I don't know how I did this after traveling for 38 hours in a row, but I got a message from Blaine. I went out,

a message from Blaine that everybody was going out for beers that night. So we went out and bangers is a great place. It was awesome. Me and Ashley's probably were off beer. What? They have a ton of beer. They're trying to be here and they have sausages,

which is great. Yeah, good atmosphere too. But I saw Barbara and the first thing I asked her was, hey, who do you think unfollowed Jack faster on Twitter this weekend? Me or Gus? Did you follow him? I muted them. As soon as he did his like third tweet about Vegas and the Joel not there. Yeah, happy fun time. Minus Joe. I normally would have unfollowed him. I've missed instead. I spent the time to learn how to mute a hashtag And I was like I just muted the hashtag then see another one. Yeah

Yeah, so he went off to Vegas without Joel because Joel loves to go to Vegas and Everyone in the world cares and needs to hear Jack is the worst person to follow He gives a shit. He's the worst person because he's either on a trip that he wants to know about or he's like building a shelf Well, something I'm really excited about the thing that wants to know about or he's like building a shelf or something? No, I'm really excited about the thing that Jack's building now. He's like he's renovating like a high five that he bought Oh, like a old school like decent, but you know, I have shelves and I'm not into shelving. I get you dude Jack Jack after he built the tower pimp's not into shelving two years ago at RTX Then he turned around and he was gonna build

Two years ago at RTX then he turned around and he was gonna build Shelves for everyone of the chief in hunter to store their consoles in yeah, like this nice neat like But it's not it makes everything twice the size and you guys were in this tidy office and he was building this thing They gave him shit non-stop About those fucking shelves I think he just like got rid of his shelves Not so good is he does he have him in his desk here? Yeah, you're wrong with him. Yeah, I get it's like got rid of your shelves. Not I still go his. Does he have him in his desk here? Yeah, you're wrong with him?

Yeah, I guess. It's ridiculous. It's not ridiculous. It's ridiculous. I love that kind of shit. It has that much of ghost. Boo, boo, boo, boo. Just stacked up.

If I need to move something, I just pull it off. There you go. Job done. In a shelf. In a little cubby. It's not bad for them though. What? Man, I still work. I've had it for you.

I had to buy an entertainment center to replace my old one because it looked really shitty. I spent forever. I want to make fun of him, but I spent forever looking for entertainment center, which is essentially glorified shelves. It's like, I don't know, this one doesn't quite fit right. I had very specific dimensions I required.

So I can respect that. I can respect wanting to have something that you can put all of your equipment into and easily access it and get it out. Jack's a piece of shit, but I think he did a good job with those hills. Totally great. This conversation has gone like Jack sucks. Jack's awesome, Jack sucks, does he?

No, but I didn't unvoiled Jack as I don't like Jack or anything like that. I just as soon as the third tweet came through, I said, I know where this is going. Mute, see you in a week, Jack. But you didn't follow him though. You said who unfollowed Jack. What you don't want to be seen, I would not have followed Jack. And I would follow him back a week later for sure.

I would just say somehow can always tell when I unfollow him. And as soon as I delete it on Facebook too, I get messages like within a week. Why do you want full of it? You got a really cool thing coming up which is going to generate you a lot of crazy Facebook updates and they announced it so we can talk about it Yeah, that's why I went back to the UK Gavin is gonna be

Focus of a huge YouTube marketing campaign. They've done it before yeah where they are trying to show the rest of the world And this is something we all know especially if you watch this that YouTube stars are as big as normal TV and film stars It's not bigger if not bigger, especially for younger people, they're a lot of ways they're bigger. And YouTube understands that, they're trying to get the rest of the world to understand it, so they're running advertising campaigns

around specifically certain personalities. And last time they did, Epic Rap Battles, Vice News, Bethany Moda, and Michelle Fan. And this time they're doing, they're doing vice again, must be nice to be vice. Well, it's because this one's in the UK only. Yeah, and then Gavin is Gavin is the focus of one of these campaigns. And one of the other ones was a channel I never heard of. It was like Zoella. Yeah, Zoella does. She's like beauty and makeup

and she has like six million subs. Yeah, yeah, when I read the article the press release, I I looked up her YouTube channel. It was like six million subs as I oh, she does like fashion and makeup something. That's why I haven't heard about that. Bethany Moto too is, I think she's almost at eight million subscribers. That's like a clothing line now with the arrow post. Yeah. Yeah.

Is that a possible arrow post. Or a post. I don't know. Right back in the early days of YouTube, I want to say it was like, oh, five maybe, maybe, no, it exists. Oh, six was a first year YouTube YouTube came around in 04 no they launched in 06 they launched in I five

All right, let's go back stop. It was I'm pretty sure it was like they launched in late 04 like November or December I five I got it here. I think we signed up in 06. That's one in it. I put 10 on my five Yeah, Gavin's one he Valentine's 8 2005 Wow, okay, so it must have been oh six then you owe me 10 bucks I read 10 bucks in that Comic Con oh six. I think it was There was a Jeff and I were out there for San Diego Comic Con and I think there was a there was a YouTube meetup or something You're like let's just go and see who's there and it was out was like, let's just go have a drink and see what it is. And it was tiny.

It was maybe 30 or 40 people showed up. And I remember we were sitting at the bar drinking. And it was like, oh yeah, we recognized some people. There were a couple of big YouTube channels back then. Was that the first VidCon? It seemed like it could have been. And I remember like sitting down and hearing people, like, oh my god, look over there.

That's community channel. She has 200,000 subs. And to think now, like, how much all of that has grown and how big, which is bigger YouTube is. I still want to make a channel. She's one of my favorite YouTubers. Well, I sat at a bar like three seats from her. Some dudes talked about her creepily. She wasn't sitting right there. What is community channel? It's this Australian, I think she's Australian. Girl who does comedy skits on YouTube about like very relatable topics. Yeah, she's had a she had a child for a long time. We were talking about it in those six. She did like this whole thing with the travel channel too, I think,

where she got sent all around the world. She has 1.6 million subs now. That's it. It's a ton of subs 1.6 million. No, but I mean, I thought she was one of the top channels. She only has 350 videos online. She's been doing it that long. Yeah, she was one of the top panels at that time. She took a long break.

Yeah, people have like spurts of success and then it gets over taken. Her first video is eight years ago. Wow, that's cool. Eight years ago. So I'm gonna have my big dumb giant face on a billboard, going like a billboards around London. Man, as if your ego wasn't big enough. It is so awesome. And we shot, that's because we went, I went back and we did one day of stills where I was just

like chucking paint all over Dan and they're like exploding paint and then we did a TV commercial and it's weird to think that the weirdest thing for me was that I used to do that in the UK. I was a cameraman and I filmed about maybe 50 jobs at the exact same studio that I was at for this commercial And there was a focus in that room and I would always been crew and I had a cool sheet and my name was talent And I had all this crew and everyone was there just to film me and it felt so backwards I was like I found out that that studio has a green room didn Didn't know that before. And I didn't know what to do. I was like, sitting down. I was like, I've never sat down on a movie set before.

I like on a film set before. It's awesome. It's like, it's really bizarre. That's such a change. With you guys, because he was in London at the time. And he said, yeah, I'm, you know, Dan and Gav have been like sitting for like 12 hours so they're getting ready, getting everything ready.

Because that's when you're on camera, that's a lot of what it is. You sit there and wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, do nothing. And so I texted Gav and I wait, wait, wait, wait, do nothing and So it takes a guy and it's everything great. I'm having a fantastic time He was totally fine. It was weird and they brought in like a phantom crew and all that stuff Which is like the exact job I used to do they use one of our my old competitors actually I knew I knew them very well because there were some jobs where we'd need like five phantoms

So they'd get all the UK companies to come in and I was just talking to the guy and I was like and phantom is the camera. Phantom is the camera and I was like, I bet you never thought you'd be pointing that thing at me. And he was like, I didn't see this coming. He's like, man, I gotta make that jump too. Speaking of Dan, your shorts have been the topic of conversation lately. This is but this is Pollocks. All right.

Aren't those Dan? These are just shorts. It's a dengritchy shorts. How does those to show those those totally look like shorts Dan would wear a short Damn aware I agree so there's a short shorts that Gavin would wear these shorts that I would wear Gavin is wearing red Like me high shorts. That's totally those are totally Dan shorts need length shorts Okay, why that makes us know he's shorts from the Not having john said the same thing you agreed with him instantly. Yeah, yeah, I was already thinking it Then he said it was like oh my god

I was literally There's a lot of tension between Gavin and Jordan's wears. Let me ask this Who ever looks at someone's shorts do you have a look at someone's shorts? I like your shorts because those are weird shorts What you want about what shows do I usually wear? Don't know regular ones. Don't weird and right exactly like this. Yeah, I would remember them I don't know I don't never think I don't know. Regular ones. That's why. And right. Exactly like this. I would remember them. What color are they?

I don't know. I don't never think about what you wear pants-wise. You wore those shorts. The first day I came back from my break, I saw them on you and I thought those looked like damn shorts. Everyone said the same thing. Meg said the same thing. They were in damn shorts.

Dan's very inspiring. I don't blame you for one of the people who are like, JJ. JJ, I had a conversation with Audrey again where. was, you know, he's been working on screenplay a lot lately. And he just announced a can of reels is going to come on screenplay. Well, he didn't interview with that. It's going to show on screenplay. That's a good right. And so it's the same fucking thing. Not actually going to be on the show with us. We'll be hanging out. Yeah, but no, he got he got can of reels to do a segment like an interview for screenplay.

That's a really cool thing. Man, that's awesome. And like, the comments that he was getting were like, well, I hope like somebody else does it, not JJ, but does the interview. And then it's like, then it's like, oh, no, no. Like, JD got really frustrated because it was like one of those people who knows nothing, but presents like total facts.

Like, no, no, Bernie and Matt, I know have been trying to get, you know, more people going because of laser team casting and they got Canneries being it. Matt and I had nothing to fucking be with that at all. It's 100% JJ, 100%. And I had to explain to JJ, I said, we all deal with that all the time. Like, JJ just thought it was like, you know, kind of like, a porn-quart new guy like being

told, like, somebody else should do it or do the interview. And I said, we all deal with that. I deal with the thing where like there was a photo posted of me from the Singapore thing and somebody goes, Bernie looks like he's been working out and that's like then the longest part of that thread was he'll go, oh yeah, Bernie's been really inspired by Blaine. So he's been working out. And I was like, I just don't fucking blame doesn't see that.

That would be the worst start of my day. Did you get lost on the way the Singapore meetup or something? No, sort of. I just like. No, no, so I was trying to get there. My fucking map was set in the one way. Even cross the street at one point.

I picked, listen, it was a highway. I picked the place where we were going to meet because I asked for suggestions and people said just somewhere close to you. You picked me in a highway? You never will kill me. No, it was at a coffee shop. And the coffee shop was across this fucking highway.

And I totally went to jail walked, but I heard that jail walk can get you like five years in jail in Singapore. That was the hardest part about going to Singapore. Jail walk. They have a bunch of weird laws like, and there's a thing there in Singapore where like corporal punishment is

actually totally acceptable like I'll change my adult can commit a crime and they hit you with a cane like they whip you and I'm like I don't want to get whipped like a bunch of angry nuns yeah but like I'm like a military dude does it I'm fucking tears you apart it's a really bad yeah the on nuns famous for like caning the Catholic these rulers think a pop up on your wrists. Well you know, did you know Barb that in Singapore chewing gum is banned. It's legal. Why? Because you can't have chewing gum. They don't want you like spinning it out or making a mess. They don't want you making a mess. So they see you going like this. Singapore has some really interesting laws. So you can actually chew gum and bi-gum like a dentist or you just go to I think they go to Malaysia and they just all get it there and they bring it in

That's cool kids sneaking around the back of the shed. You want to want to blow Multiple people on Twitter yeah saying that Dan owns those same shorts and he wore them at RTA. Yeah, he did Oh, he actually owns the actual ones. Oh, that's what we're all saying Yeah, nothing is inspired by again the Dan actually owns those shorts I wouldn't got up on stage at the podcast. Yeah, those are the shorts. He had let me look them up I want to pitch a proof so I believe there was this cuz I still in skis Make these what making these bother Paul? One people are on Twitter right now. Oh, definitely Moda. Next.

Next, so I got these in England. The long time ago, probably then. Yeah. So then it's very plausible. Well, that's not something that's next. But I didn't know anyone who shops it next. What is next? It's like we're really crappy, like cheap clothes.

So it sounds like Dan. Dan has some taste when it comes to clothing. I just slap on, like all my shirts are recent T-shirts. I literally put my shirts in order in the closet and I just go left to right. I think this is a picture of him hugging Ray and he's wearing those red shorts. Got it.

All right, well, I'm not taking that. There's like two- That was a rainbow, no, no, no, no. Yeah, that wasn't. That was a picture, that was right. It's also like, it's also a bit picked up. It looks a lot more red in that picture too. It's the only one I could find.

Hey Gus, since I had so much time on planes over the course of the last week, I was thinking about stuff and trending stuff and perspective stuff. Let me say this about flying. You're on a plane. The person next to you orders a drink. It's a non-alcohol drink. What do they order? Just hop your head.

Come on, Tomahadjus. Ginger ale. Why do people drink so much fucking ginger ale? You know what I'm saying. Don't drink a lot of ginger ale on planes. I never heard no other say. I never heard no other say. I a ginger ale on planes? I never have no Anybody drinks ginger ale anywhere else and people on fucking planes drink ginger ale It's because ginger helps an upset stomach and people get nauseous on planes. Is there any ginger in ginger ale? Yeah Sure, you're really you've had verners

Everybody by the way that I said verners everybody that listens to podcasts and fucking Michigan just lost their shit. People in fucking Michigan, there's this drink they're called Verners. And it's like ginger ale, but it's not. And they think it's like, I'm fucking magic this stuff. And it's really good. It's like such a strong ginger ale, and I'm sorry, it's in ginger ale. It like when you go to drink it, you can drink it wrong and like cough. You'll cough for like loving it. It goes up your nose. You just like breathe in the fumes like the bubble So you can drink it without actually touching it. You guys are drinking without breathing Basically, that's that's the only way to your learners. I had family in Michigan But like people use this stuff when they get sick they drink

Verners to get better or they get did you drink hot burners because of the ginger? It's like a real specific thing It's like as like weird as like Tim Horton's in Canada, but really fucking specific to Michigan in this one Right. Yeah, that's why people drink it on the plane So I know that's why I personally drink it on planes, but I was just fat I finally realized later next me ordered ginger ale and I'm like, what is the fucking deal with ginger ale? Everybody on planes drinks ginger ale, but I never people can not just all the time they go I have to go get a ginger ale. I never run into people's

In a home with an upset stomach. Oh, look at that. There you go. Oh, that is ho-bollocks. There's his red shorts. So we do have video graphic proof of Dan. Gus is showing us a picture. They look deep of Dan at RTX this year when he came on stage

to tell his piss stream story, I think. And he's wearing exactly the shorts that Dan was wearing. So we're going to solid appearance on the podcast by Dan. He just walked up like a lecture. Like a lecture 5,000 people up piss and then sat down again. Yeah. He was ready for it too. Alright so I'm never wearing these shorts again.

That's why you said when I first told you to look like that shorts. But I didn't believe you obviously. Why don't you wear them again? They're our shorts. Would you wear the same shorts as Aaron? Yeah, why not? She has good style. Would she not be mad if you wore her shorts?

No, I just, you're doing the right thing, Gabby. Don't wear dance shorts. Yeah. You're shorts, they belong to you. Don't wear dance shorts, they're dance shorts. He wore them first as he was shorts, and you don't wanna be. You're a f**k by the way,

people on Twitter from Michigan are freaking out. Yeah. People in people in fucking Michigan love this fucking burner shit. They just love it They go crazy for it and and it's anyway, so that's that's my only experience for ginger ale before planes And I just I suddenly realized that I've Sorry, I was doing much of the else. I know I'm not supposed to question I'm curious about this because this is a matter of perspective You're in traffic Gavin. You don't drive, but let's a matter of perspective. You're in traffic, Gavin, you don't drive, but let's assume you're driving. You're in traffic.

You hear a siren. An ambulance is behind you. You pull over to the right and the ambulance passes you. Right? Where's the ambulance going? Where's the ambulance going? To a home. Where's going? Where's it going?

Where's it going? To an accident. Where's it going, Karik? Okay. Ashley said when she sees an ambulance with a sirens on, she assumes it's going to the hospital. And it's a weird thing in perspective. I always assume when I see an ambulance, it's heading to get somebody.

And you all had the same thing. And she always assumes it's already got somebody and they're in it and they're on the way to the hospital. When I see an ambulance with a sirens on, I never think there's a sick person in it. I think there's a sick person some are waiting on. Yeah, me too. Always. A hundred percent of the time. I never think that there's actually someone in there. Well, it's easy to tell. Because I'm telling paramedics could take care of that person usually.

Whatever they're having a emergency with, they can usually handle it. Yeah, but they might have to take them to the hospital. Yeah, but it might be a third of the time. There's probably a person in the thing going to the hospital. But when they get airlifted out, what's that? No, for not everybody gets airlifted. I feel like if the hospital's behind you, then they're not going to hospital It depends on which yeah, I mean I don't spend time analyzing it I just don't say every time I see an ambulance with lights on I assume it's going to get somebody and it's empty Yeah, and it's just I don't know why I think that but that's so if you had an injury you could flag it down They just pop you in the back. No, down the way.

They're on the way for someone specific, but they're not looking, they're not looking to hit someone. No, you need that. I think there's just more tends to be more of an urgency to get to someone rather than bring someone to a hospital. Sure, there's urgency to get someone to a hospital if they're like... But certainly you have seen an ambulance that has, at some point you'll have you seen just statistically,

an ambulance, it has somebody in it and it's going rushing to the hospital Oh, I'm sure yeah, yeah probably Like it they must do that with hard tag victims, right? They don't just go the pair of mics go ah you'll be fine You know they take them to the hospital like that but if someone like fell or you know something happened to them at home Everything more often than not that they have to take someone to the hospital I wouldn't think that yeah, but it might not be as urgent They're like they wouldn't turn the sirens on yeah, I'm not even sure if somebody who watched the podcast or listens to podcasts Can probably tell us we probably have lots of people who are EMTs repair medics

um I Don't know that they can make that call like I think they have to make let the patient go well you're probably okay Do you want to go to the hospital like they kind of have to like, make the patient the option of going to the hospital. And then do that test the patient, well, do you want the lights on or not? I like the full thing. Like with your insurance plan,

it's gonna cost you a little more to turn them on. Well patient doesn't know if he's gonna die. No, but I think the paramedic will be like, yeah, you're cool, but do you want to go to the hospital? Like we'll take you to the hospital, we're here. To get checked out. Yeah, it's a liability thing in America, basically. I'm not, I'm not, I just just told you

that I'm in a conjecture in my part. I don't even know that that's true. I would just assume they would always take him to the hospital for shock or anything. But like, what if you show up and you had a stomach ache and they give you a general? Or is it? Like you like, somebody has a panic attack

and calls 911. They don't take that person to the hospital, you know? Yeah. They get there and they're like, you're okay? yeah, it's like by the time they get there, like yeah, I'm calm down. I thought I was having an heart attack, but I was just like agitated. They don't like, they probably would say that person,

will do you want to go to the hospital and the person goes, nah, I'll see you guys later. It's expensive. Yeah, very expensive. I have a question, please, for anyone who's played a Assassin's Creed IV, which is both of you, it's locked, yeah, totally different. I was playing it and I noticed that there's like the internal

yeah, abstergo, which is like a company within the game. Right. And they're treating everything like it's a game and stuff. Yeah, at the end of the missions, it says rate this mission. Am I rating it for the fake company in the game, or am I rating it for Ubisoft to see how much I like the mission? The absurd go being the fake Ubisoft that's in it. Like it says, right, I assume it's like a gimmicky thing that they built in or is that real?

I think they actually rating, you're actually rating for Ubisoft to look in. Really? Yeah. And if you'll do me a favor and every time there's a fucking eavesdropped mission in any assassist's creed, fucking rate it down to nothing. I love eavesdropped mission. I fucking hate those. I love that sneaky shit. That's so stupid. It's like an escort mission where the escort is your fucking enemy.

I home the mission impossible theme the entire time I do it. I hate those fucking ass drumming. Do you have that in the first game? You have to eat straw. It's in a lot of the games. I don't know. I just so sick of them. In fact, I'm so excited about Assassin's Creed V or Unity. What the fuck do you want to call it? And I made the mistake of getting ready to play it because it's about to come out by playing the DLC for Assassin's Creed IV, which I fucking love this Assassin's Creed IV. That's Freedom Cry, Freedom Cry. It's the Black Pirate and the Big Pirate of the Objectives. Yeah, Free and the Slaves and all that.

And there's so many fucking eavesdrops missions in that DLC and it just feels like cheap. It's so cheap to me. Eavesdrops, Eavesdrops. It's just makes me so mad makes me so mad Get me love you miss for an ad shit. He's funny. It's funny. I don't like I don't like assess discrete games anymore I don't know why it this one kind of beat me a death with this deal. I never played Four we'll see four so good. I just can't get into I don't know what's wrong with me I just maybe I don't like those games anymore, but it just feels so clunky compared to the old one everything's like That's gonna sound great Gavin just hit himself in the nose go figure

I never I'd always had trouble getting into them and I could never really get in it But for some reason really grabbed me you know I was the guy official but bloody destiny just took me right out of that Did you play as a younger person Sid Myers pirates? No, I missed that one really great game really great game And it's like I like when I play games that are so fucking advanced They're like games I imagined when I was a kid like Like, Sid Marce Pirates would be a sub-section slice of AC4. No, no, it's pretty much just like the same game, but more robust. I mean, obviously going

running through a town that's fully modeled and being able to run like up offense, you know, or up a side of a wall. There's not that stuff in that game, but like the pirate, like sailing around and stuff like that kind of the same Just like a very rudimentary version of it. You can actually get pirates on a mobile devices now. They remade it for mobile. That's really cool But you should get agent booty first world pirates and you can yeah, you can get us as pirate. What's your what's your pirate name? Shit Um, shit. Uh, I don't remember. I will watch.

I will watch right now. I tell you, uh, my barnacle burns. I pay attention to things that are important to me. Um, where's my last time? The last time I talked to a certain affinity was we were, they, my captain came up for vote.

I think raised the most recent one. They came up. Yeah, most raised name. Brown bearded the poor. Yeah, brown bearded the poor. Brown bearded the poor. And, uh, one more time. Robert the poor. Thank you for voting

But I the last time I talked with them was I was talking max the guy who's had a certain affinity over Twitter because I felt compelled to Make a statement on Twitter or make a public statement about the fact that the Austin Chronicle has this best of Awards they do every year. Yeah, and they awarded us best game studio of Austin Yeah, and I was like everyone here was like what it's like I mean it's really It was because we're making the Ruby game. It's because they have a huge gamer audience And we just announced making our first game. It's like well, okay Well then review our game when it comes out like it's all that made it calling this best game studio of Austin is like

I like how like you would try and, we can always make a new thing and try and win an award there and make anything. We don't have to try on this one. We already got the award. We haven't done it yet. We don't have to do anything. Let's put a supermod. You want to know where it from?

You haven't made it. Yeah, that was totally uncall for. I mean, there with no history, nothing. I'm totally fine saying it's completely undeserved. Completely undeserved. And it's like, we have a lot of friends that work in game development in Austin. People that buy-aware, people that certify the...

Second. Quisted pick so, yeah, suck it. No, but it's like, they must rethink go, what the fuck? It's like, they're literally picking someone for that award that doesn't do that. I mean, it's just like, it's a pain in the ass. And there's been a lot of times,

the Austin Chronicle has focused on stuff in Austin. It's like, and clearly missed us. It's like we're right we're right here. What do you know? Give me a fucking break like like I'm like best YouTube channels in Austin. Here's somebody who you know built a birdhouse or something like that it's like what the fuck and it's and so it's like them when we are on the reverse side of that where we're getting a best game studio in Austin. It's crazy. Although somebody pointed out that Gryff Ball could have qualified as Gavin. Game within a game. I'll take it. Give Gryff Ball in the Minecraft Let's Play.

They'll the games you guys making that. There's definitely some game design in that. So happy about that. But Imperator Gustavo. Imperator Gustavo Jack Beard is probably my favorite. I have not downloaded Brownbrew before. So Goss is showing us on his phone the age of booty tactics. Captains. Did you ever tell the story about the eye makeup? I don't think I did. So when we were in order to go through this,

we have to go through approval. So like for Gavin's, we'll show him a picture of it. Or for me, we'll show us a picture of it and make sure that we're okay with the way that the the characters look. So at one point I showed Barbara the pre-production sketch of her captain and she goes, yeah it looks good, I think it just needs more eye makeup. I was like okay so I forwarded that note on to the developers and she says she's fine with it, it just needs more eye makeup. And they're like okay great. Oh boy, I was like I have no idea what that means. The guy I said it you had no idea what it means yet to go ask someone else.

And then you came back with, do you mean more like eyeliner or mascara or eyeshadow? I just love getting that text from you. So then I just asked, well, what do you mean? And this is what I pass it on. What could it have possibly been other than that? Well, I think what combination? What specifically, like did it need more?

I never thought in my life like Gesserro would be asking me more eyeliner or mascara. He's like, thank God, because I have no idea what you talking about So it was a really weird awkward feeling we're giving feedback on some of that I just like I was just like that looks cool do it like what what what Gavin when we put your picture on Anything you fuss about it every single time what does that mean what what we do with me what do you mean? You fuss about it every single time. What does that mean? What what we do with me? What do you mean? Just as an example pick it something out your first achieve shirt. You were like not that's not coming out. That's not gonna happen

Oh, it's with the glasses. Yeah But that was it does us we made that oh, it's all you saying okay that just a that's the difference you would never give someone else a note What I mean is coming from us. Why would I want to hate? Why would I want to put on something that I don't like? And we made it. For a laser team, we had to do a thing where you had to make the cast of your head for something that we can't really explain why. But like, you had to go in the dark and they made like a mold of your head for that thing.

Yeah. And you were supposed to see my nose for your different eyes. You were supposed to see me. It was like, it doesn't look anything like me. That's your fucking face. I never realized how much your nose Crocs to the left Well, it was smushed in there. Also, I never said that ever. I absolutely said it. All right. Well, we got a wrap up

We're at time Yeah, let's make it up shit. Let's continue this argument next time. Hey Meg Since you're here if you see an ambulance with its lights on and it's coming up behind you, right? And you pull over, let it by. Without thinking, I just question, where's the ambulance going? Fuck a photo. You don't know? What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what That was the argument that's what we're trying to figure out Makes me out of bird house channel winning invest the boss and okay, well, thanks for watching everyone will be back

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