Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #297

Episode Date: November 11, 2014

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oh hey yeah welcome to the podcast junior edition i can finally replaced Gus it's only matter of time yes you look like he looked just like him i am i'm the same ethnicity

who are you? Who am I? Yeah, I thought you're really jack-a-chant thing No, I'm Jordan. This is not on the spot. I'm Barbara. Hello. Hello. I am Miles. I'm John and This is the podcast So you are not guys I am not guys, but where is guys? I can be Gus. What about Gus? Where's now? I don't know. He's at Halo Fest. He's at Halo Fest. And tomorrow he's in LA as well, I think. So he's gone for a couple days, which means I have the office to myself. Oh yeah? What's it like to get lonely in there? Not at all. No.

It's even more lonely with Gus in there. Wait, what? Because we don't talk to each other. Does he like suck like negative social energy? He's like a black hole of happiness. It's kind of like the father that like ignores their child. He's just like, love me daddy. He's just like, give me more vodka. Let's put on TV so we don't have to communicate with each other all day.

I thought you guys were like a great close-knit family. You guys have like the niece of Patti. It's always Jordan Barber and Gus, always go to lunch together. See, that's what like all great close-knit family. You guys have like the niece of party. It's always Jordan, Barbara, and Gus always go to lunch together. See, that's what all the good dysfunctional families do. They put on a good facade. They put on a good facade. They're like, no, we get along great.

And then like, behind closed doors, we're like, hey. This actually loves each other to family. No, we're great. Me and Gus function very well because we both don't like to talk to anybody while we work. Even if we want to talk to each other, we'll aim each other. See, see, everybody's the same. I do that with Emily. Well, we're in two different offices now,

but back at the old office, we were literally like, our tables, like, yeah, getting cornered, I still aimed her. That's just a kitty corner. You were a kitty cornered. You say you're in different offices now, but you guys are practically right next to each other, just a wall.

You could like punch a hole in the wall, or you could hit her. I thought about doing that, just to get a whole of these communication. He's a communication. Just make a window. We have a cool like drive-through window in our office. The touch of Monty. Who's on the office now?

It's you Shane Peter. Peter. And then Monty's in the... And the Monty's drive-through window. There's a fake wall in the Monty. The window in your office always makes you feel like you guys are filming like a sitcom in your office. And like your neighbor's going to show up.

We do it a lot. Hey Jordan, how you doing? The whole place looks like a set. We have no rooms. Just lots of random lights everywhere. We've got partial roofs in some office. And like your neighbor's gonna show up. We do that a lot. Jordan, how you do? The whole place looks like a set. We have no rooms. Just lots of random lights everywhere. We've got partial roofs in some offices. You've got like a blanket doesn't count as a roof. We have a street.

We had some people come in today in like last couple days who are with the 535, which for anybody who doesn't know, we had a perk on Indiegogo that was supposed to be a one-time perk, but the system broke and we sold 535 of them. Sounds like RTX. Which is funny because 535 tickets were sold for RTX. What? That exact number. Maybe that's like the max capacity. Yeah. We should have to put them only. But they were doing a tour of the office day and I had to

explain to them why our office looks so ghetto. And I was like well it was hot when we first moved in so we cut open the ceiling over here. This is a whole from just because you were hot. Yeah. The light was too bright, so we put up this, you have like a backboard. The light was too bright, so there's like these two pieces of like black wood that just like are so randomly placed attached to the wall. You're off the surface. You're off the surface.

It's pretty, it's pretty like Jerry rigged. But we watched him since all day, so see I would really enjoy the parlor which is myself Kyle Josh Patrick Gray and Kerry It's really nice. We got you know we got the comic book table there We got all the Xbox boxes and stuff, but Kerry just lives in darkness He if he could live anywhere he would live in a cave and drives him crazy That's the bad it makes me sleepy. We had one light one light on today and the first thing he says is fuck made it so bright. The first thing he says in the morning. Did you go out and get like his BB gun and just started shooting at the end. It was just I don't know but we are all synced up. You

guys have your lunch party. I can hear it but we all go to the bathroom at the same time. It keeps happening accidentally. Take day. All of our heads with our penises. Our penises are all synced up. Okay. Yeah. We all got up. You know what I oh, we all got up and went to the bathroom today and at the bathroom door We just stopped them like we get a reaction at the same time That's like that's how we like communicate like Com towers. Yeah, I have a Baptist question that I thought about today and I was curious it's saying with everybody else So I walked in this is not when we walked in the just a little little while ago. Okay. But I walked in, I walked out of stage five early today. And as I walked

out, I was going to go to the bathroom over there. And there was someone else that was about to go in. So I walked in like five feet behind him. And he took the urinal and then I went into the stall. And we were both peeing. And I have, it's always that moment when you walk it and they're both about to go pee at the same time is you're trying the hardest to be the first to like pee. Is there anyone else like that? No. You don't want to like take forever to pee because then you're like you think they're going to think it's weird. I try peeing while they're already peeing. Oh, you wait for them to pee. Yeah. If it's like dole pee. If anything, if I'm focusing on like trying to make, if I'm trying to intimidate the other person who stole next to me or something,

I aim for the deep end of the toilet. I try to make things like I have a thunderous roar of your extreme. This is my giant girly penis. Clearly, that's what you think. You hear that roar, you're like, god damn. That's how you prove you're the alpha. That's, no, you pee on them. Prove you're the alpha.

That's what I do. Oh, Jordan, what have you been doing on that? I've just been trying to pee loud. He's been the beta all the time. So while we're on the topic of fucking Gro-Shit, Kerry and I recently got back from MZM London. And it was a wonderful time. Everybody that we met out there, thank you so much

for coming to see our booth. Thank you for trying to drink us under the table on it. It was super fun. You've had sick, didn't you? I did get sick. It was a super cool question. So I felt really bad. Because Sunday, I wasn't able to make it to the con.

And I think everybody assumed I was just hungover. Because that RVB UK group knows how to fucking party. Um, no, so we think it was food poisoning. Yeah. But we don't know. There was seriously at one point we were looking up symptoms for Ebola. I got super sick. I've never been this sick in my entire life. What was happening to you?

So I was watching the live stream and then around I think it was like 12 30 our time. I wasn't I was it was Saturday night. I start feeling a little sick, a little nauseous and I get sick. I throw time, I wasn't, I was, it was Saturday night, I start feeling a little sick, a little nauseous, and I get sick, I throw up and I'm like, oh okay, well this sucks, and I start texting Karen, I'm like, oh man, I guess I drank too much, ha ha, he's like, oh yeah, whatever dude. And then a few minutes go by,

and I'm feeling really sick again, get sick. And then I start getting like bowel problems. Like it was a fucking Pepto-Bizz commercial, man. I like how you see that, as if it did. Yeah, it was like, it was seriously, like it was a fucking pepto-biz commercial. I like how you say that as if it did. Yeah, it was like it was seriously like there was a narrative going you've got dire re-e-er. It was like like leptable.

It was all in like next year. Yeah, everything was black and white and I was like oh, I've been invaders in episode. Yeah, funny is it? Yep. Diary. I don't read it. That's the only choice I was.

Also and it's like an extra review and you see like this thing going yeah it was not good. It was not good Um, and then a few hours later it got to the point where this is really gross. I'm sorry. I threw up so hard I lost my voice. I've never that is never happening. Yeah, I do we're vomiting because normally I can't conversation about this a bunch of us have different ways of vomiting. Gavin is the most nonchalant Vomiter. I've ever seen my entire life. I was at a party with him one time He was absolutely smashed. He goes hold on a sec All right, what's up? I want did you just get say so yeah, yeah, what's going on? That's how English It was amazing. I've never seen somebody so casually just bitters rip all right

I think it's because his gag reflex so extreme. Yeah, I always prepared for it. I guess that's it He's always vomiting according to carry carry just shout at his toilet. That's how he gets it. I'm just like, I'm just like cough or whatever. But no, this was like, it's like, I don't want to end with this. It's gross. It's already gross enough stories. All right. I guess I'm in the shouting category. Are you in the? Yeah. I was listening. I was like, which one of these do I relate to? I'm going to get scantron tests. Which of these relates I relate to? I'm a category of vomiting. I was against scantron test, which of these relates to? My category is the category. It sounds like someone's murdering me while I'm vomiting. Yeah!

I just know stuff. All right, so you two are screamers. We're screamers. I'm like a movie vomit. What is a movie vomit? It sounds exactly how you think vomiting will sound. It's bleh. Okay, all right, so you're the soundboard vomit.

Yeah. I guess I will soundboard. I don't know. But I got super super sick and I realized I couldn't talk and um at this point I I'm feeling really cold and I'm just not feeling really right so I tried tech I tried calling him but he couldn't hear me when I talk so then I texted him and I texted him something along so like I think I'm in a bad spot, cons you come help me's. So he comes over and I don't really remember this, but according to Kerry, he opens the door

and was just hit with this burst of really hot air and I'm standing there shaking. And he comes in, apparently I cranked the heat all the way up and had the fan on maximum. I'm like, hey man, what's going on? I look like some sort of drug addict or something. And it proceeded to get worse from there. Like the people, like the hotel we were staying at,

they weren't allowed to suggest medicine for me. Like I was like, just please bring me something and they brought me like Tylenol, I guess. It was really funny too, because I couldn't talk. So when I call them, they go, hello, this is the front desk. And I'm like, I'm just doing, I'm just doing the bad one.

And I go, I go, oh yes, could you please bring me some medicine? And they immediately go like oh, yeah What would you like as if like we're keeping secrets now Every single time That's a single cylinder's like oh, he's whispering Yeah, every and I called room service a lot and every time there were three different people to answer without fail How could I help you? Oh? And it was our secret.

So it got to the point where I started mumbling things that didn't make sense. And apparently, Alan and Carrie came to take care of me. That's not ever normal for you, Mule. And at one point they said, I sat up in bed and said, I'm really sorry, I'll get the script out lines on Monday. I'm just not feeling well. And I laid back down. And I don't remember that.

I say you wrote something in this day. No, fuck no. I'm saying you wrote a scene. This is how fucked up I was. I do remember this. At one point, Alan was talking to Carrie like, yeah, I don't know, he's not looking really good. Did anybody slip him something in his drink? And I just started repeating everything Alan was saying.

And then he stopped talking and I realized this was weird and I opened my eyes and they were both looking at me and I went I just went I'm really sorry that was weird. I don't know. But so this is the this is the gross. What was wrong with you? These are all kinds of things. I don't know. So these seriously they were like did he get poisoned? Did somebody put something in his drink? What did he eat today? Because we went to an Indian food place beforehand which I've had before it was fine and we all we did it family sell we all ordered stuff and we all the only one that got sick that what we think it was was we ordered this shrimp curry the prawns and me and this other dude were just like going to town on them it was delicious and I guess I just got a bad shrimp

it's possible yeah and this is so this is how about it was my body wouldn't keep down any liquids any medicine I couldn't eat anything all of it would come back up. And this was bad because I'd been drinking heavily for two days. I had seen all sorts of London. It was great. I saw Gavin and Dan's slummo ad on the side of the street. Oh, nice. It was awesome.

The percurecation. Yeah. So I was like, I was out of it. They were trying to see if they could take me to a hospital, if they could get me an IV, just because I was out of it. They're trying to see if they could take me to a hospital if they could get me an IV just because I was super fucking gone and At one point they were they were trying to get me water. I could drink it through a straw and I wanted just something other than water. I was so fucking sick of water So I go can I have orange juice and I was like, ah, that's a little acidic. I don't think that's gonna do try this seven up

So it gives me a seven up and I My god, this is delicious. I lay down. I hand it to carry and he's going for it And then according to carry my eyes just exploded out of my head and I slammed this coke down and I jump up And cares like fucking get out of the way they described as I drifted around the corner Like they thought I was gonna just knock my head open and I'd be dead and that would be the end of my house I I drifted around a corner and I go in and I as I'm going into the bathroom I go like that then the year and there's a little bit of

And this is the awful part. I'm sorry if you're eating right now. This is the alpha part they hear Are you fucking giving me a shit myself? I threw up so hard I put my pants that was Gotta get out. That was my first trip to London. It's got to get out. It was it was hands down the worst sickness I've ever had in my entire life They were in your hotel room when you shot yourself. They handed me underpants through the door. They're like, are you okay?

I'm like, I shit myself, I'm not okay. I just lied in the shower for like 15 minutes. It was dude, it was fucking bad man. I don't remember Sunday. I remember, I finally went to sleep. I was out for most of the day Sunday. I woke up at one point, just fucking ra ravenous and they left an orange in my room I got to get my bed grab it and

Just ate the thing and then passed out again for the rest of the day. It was fucked up That that sounds like food boys name. It was super bad It doesn't sound like some sort of alcohol thing after so after the the poopy pants incident I come out after I shower and I go, Alan, I just really, I don't know why, I really want some orange juice. And Alan throws up and goes, you know what? Fuck it, at this point you deserve to drink whatever you want. And I get it down, I drank six bottles of orange juice and

I was like, Jesus. So I don't know, I promise I was not just hung over. It was a, it was a, it was a, ordeal. Yeah. Yeah, you showed your pants I did yeah that was the qualifications not a high point that being well that's I was a baby oh does that count I first I was really embarrassed I was like how many times of Jeff and Gavin talked

about shooting themselves I made a cartoon about it true I I shit my pants adusingly once when I was a kid. Hell, damn it. The end of that sentence ruined it. Tell her for you. Um, maybe like five. I mean, a little too old, but still like, I don't understand. I was still breastfeeding at the time. Also, I wasn't potty trained. So it's great. There was a girl at my summer camp who shatter pants. We were at the lake going swimming. Oh, she was in a good, that's a good place to go. And I think she was, I think we were 12 or 13. So at that point, it's already embarrassing. Yeah. Any younger than that, it's like, okay, you

can let it slip. Any older than that. Really, really. Really. And the older than 70, you can let it slide. Yeah, there you go. You eventually make it back to safe zone territory. It's like a, what's that? A girl curve? Yeah. It's very unacceptable. I go in. But I just remember her holding the back of her bathing suit and like running down the dock. Everyone being like, I think she just shatter That's the point where you shout. I slept in my But I felt really bad because it's like I hate how kids make fun of each other Yeah, and that just like it always made me really sad how people would make fun of each other and I was like she just like Give them for the rest of life. She's she's poopy pants girl

Just like you're gonna be poopy pants miles now. Oh, thanks Jordan. Yeah, I call you that before anyway Yeah, that's just your normal name. That's your pet name for me. There was something going on the office recently some sort of sickness I don't know if you got you got I got a little sick. Yeah, I got really sick I got down Fuck you I'm a guest I turn a tissue or miles Pupi pants miles. Oh, why Jordan why I pooped in the ocean once Does it wait?

Probably like 13 14 what it was like we were we were a we were a I was that that's good. Drift log. Um I was out in the ocean with some friends and we were like at this this beach in Huntington and We were great. I go to that beach over time. You know, I didn't know. And we were out and we were out pretty far in the water. And so not only we were out far in the water, but the bathroom was like, you know, the bathroom was like on the beach, it's like, it's like forever in a day away from you. Also, public outdoor restrooms are just, especially like public beach restrooms.

Yeah, they're pretty bad. And so, and I was like, I'm not gonna make it. So I'm like, I'm just gonna, you know what, that's fine. It's like, you pee in the ocean, you can poop in the ocean. And so I got a little bit of weight from everybody, kind of like, slyly got away from everybody. And then I was alone like a few group friends

and I actually go like down the, that's what I was saying. Oh no! So fun! What did you do? No, I let my little friend go. And it got far enough weight. It didn't get anywhere near my friends.

We were like, Wilson! It did get close to some other kids. And it got far enough weight. It didn't get anywhere near my friends To some other kids and I was I was like I was just watching it We're just like wait watching it. You could see it float above the water It came above and I could see it getting closer and I was just like just praying to all the cops the oceans just to like Move it away and luckily it moved away from them and went away But I got these most watches. Would you have been like watch out? No! No! I would turn around and go straight back to the beach. I mean nobody would have known who it was.

Nope, you get it. I don't think like a single truckard of my poover's. If you had shouted watch out they would have. This makes me terrified for going tubing. Whatever again. Why? What if there's shit in the water? Guess what? There's already tons of shit in the water. Yeah. That's what I figured. I was like this is proof I can poop in the water? Guess what? There's already tons of shit in the water in the fish. That's what I figured.

I was like, the fish, pruby could poop in the ocean. But you and shit is so much smaller scale. Bigger. Yeah. I think I've told the story before on the podcast. I would goldfish at home. That's like eight inches long.

She's massive. Whoa. And it's me. Is it someday? I want to. My little brother really likes to and I keep making jokes about wanting to eat it. He hates it so much.

But you should serve it to him one day. Like, as soon as it dies, but don't tell that fucker in the freezer, invite him over and just like, hand doing fish sticks tonight and just put one of them in his meat. He actually doesn't eat fish. So I can't mix it in something. You like a casserole or something like that. Yeah. Delicious.

Or like a chili like Cartman. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, sorry. Sorry to interrupt. And I was like, um, but this thing, it's still in like a chili, like Cartman. Yeah, exactly. Anyway, sorry to interrupt. I know it's okay, but this thing, it's still in like a pretty small tank. And we always know when it shits, because all of a sudden you hear, I'm sure Clayton loved you for being here

to shoot out of his microphone. This sound of you hitting the mic in the boot. You hear thrashing around and hitting the walls of the tank because it has to get the shit out of its ass. That it shakes so much. Sorry again to put it in like You just talked about what was Scott Scott speeder-minter something like that from Scott Teterman That was the moment I This is a good when South Park became like awesome

Yeah, like that episode in the twist in the End, where he like, he, yeah. Because all the whole time you're thinking Cartman's way and over. He's like getting totally demolished. And at the end, he just becomes the most mocky-failing like a piece of crap. It's a radio head in that episode. Oh yeah.

That's right. Oh, I bet. Yeah, I think it's probably seen as this. This kid's got cancer. It is us. That was was that was Oh, hey shit Some shit happened today. It did happen today

Sure So People are probably expecting us to talk a lot about this but today we announced that Rishadīt has been acquired by full screen I will yeah, which is really really exciting and Jordan's most excited Yeah, but Basically really, really exciting and Jordan's most excited. Oh, yeah, yeah, do the Asian apartment. Yes. Basically, we're really excited because this is a really cool opportunity for Ruchiteeth to be able to create a lot more

bigger and better content and grow, especially. And nothing's changing. We're still going to create what we want to create and still have the same voice that Ruchiteeth has always had. But we felt it would be a lot more appropriate if like Bernie and Matt were here to talk about it rather than us. We are like the opposite of that. We have a junket.

We have a junket. What do you think, Gus? Well, it's... So if you have any questions or you don't know what we're talking about, there's three journals that we posted on the Ruchitith site. Matt, Bernie, and myself all posted stuff about it. So definitely go check those out. Some people's questions have been answered. And yeah, we're just really excited. Check them out.

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Check them out. Check them out. Check them out. Check them out. Check them out. reaction like as soon as we were told about it, oh, well, what does this mean? You know, it's like in the movies It's like weird, you know greed incorporated and we're buying all the small shit, but dude like these guys are fucking awesome Once I found out that they they also work with like sign-eyed and happiness and grace help it like oh really? Fuck yeah, dude and sign-eyed happiness can we those guys are fucking crazy? Yeah, I'm like Oh my god, they'll be amazing. I love those guys. Yeah, no, it's it's fucking awesome It's badass. Yeah, and I'm like, that would be, oh my god, that would be amazing. I love those guys. Yeah. No, it's fucking awesome. It's badass. And I'm super stoked. Yeah, when I heard this, like, weight off my shoulders is lift because it's like, now we can just do anything we want.

Yeah, we can really do anything. Like, during this first response, I was like, I can add another color to our TAA. Yeah, that's it. Guys, I'm thinking red. Yeah. You're not even red, I think. It's really, I'm just really excited for like what it, like the opportunities that we're going to have now.

Yeah. Like we don't have to worry about like scaling back stuff because like, well, we can't fucking pull this off. Yeah. So now we can. And a lot of people have talked about like, you know, they're scared of if the community's going to change or you know, something's going to happen.

But I think the reason why full screen is such a perfect match for us is that they get it. And they understand why we're in the position that we are and why we've been able to grow for all these years and how fucking awesome our community is. And that's not going to change. That's just going to get better. And Miles has a boner for the community. Yeah, I have a huge boner for this. I mean, all of them over there for boner for the game. Yeah, I have a huge butter. I mean all them over there for butter, too

Yes Your Josh is not here. Why is this happening? So it's been a very exciting day. That's been fun cool cool week. I have a fun story about Joel Okay, I really want to tell a story about Joel I've see you had this look in your eyes since we started. It's like, I'm going to weigh in. Every interaction with Joel is a magical interaction. It really is. He's a, I just, every time I interact with you, like walk away, like confused.

I get so excited anytime, especially when you're around Joel when he's drinking. We were at a, we were at a, Matt's birthday party. And Joel had had a few drinks and i was talking with him and joe had his watch on the watch that he bought with the the last biggest money that that story where he like got five thousand dollars didn't know to do it that he was burning about the watch

and so at some point the conversation i'd like we're just talking and and i just went up and i took the watch off of him like while he was talking to you let me do it just like just let me see it and i just went up and I took the watch off of him. Like while he was talking and he let me do it. Just like just letting me see it and I put it on and I held it there. And then I didn't give back and I and I kept it on the rest of the night. Like as I floated off to another conversation to someone else and everything. And like every once in a while, I turned over and I'd see Joel and he'd be like, he's like emotionally.

I'm like, uh-uh. And so as as the night went on, I looked around at one point and I went, did Joel leave? Uh-oh. I was like, because I was trying to keep it the whole night with him. Like, leave it and he's like, I was like, you actually leave,

or is he like going at the bar and we looked around, Joel left and I had his $5,000 watch on my hand. You should have gone to a blood pressure. No pressure, really. No, I was so happy, I was like, I won! Yeah, I did. I did. And then, I, so I kept it on the whole night and then went home and quickly put it somewhere safe in the house. And then the next day, I think the next day was like a Saturday or something.

Wasn't it the live stream? Oh it was. It was the next day was Saturday and like in the afternoon, I got an email from Joel, because he was in my phone number. And he said, Listen to me little fuck. It was very, phone number and he said, um, listen, you little fuck. It was very, it was very hard. It was, it was short and succinct enough where like it, I was like, I can't tell if he's joking or if he's pissed.

Shorten emails are really scary. Yeah. And he was just like, um, something like you need to give my watch back or something like that. And I was like, pardon, he was like, I don't know what to back or something like that. And I was like, partner was like,. Didn't they tackle you? Didn't they? With Joll. And he was like, let me see it. I was like, all right, you can see it. And he just like took it off me.

And he's like, I got it, Joll, I got it. And later on, I was talking to Joll. And I was like, so mad that you got it back. He's like, I didn't know who had it. He's like, I left and just left. And then forgot that you had taken it. And I went home and did not know where it was. And then I guess later on somehow you figured out it was me.

So that explains Joel's memory just resets every night. I imagine like he'd be driving home and be like, wait a minute. Yeah. No. I could never own something like that that's so expensive. It's like people that buy like Oaklees and those really nice sunglasses. Fuck that. I can't tell you how many goddamn pairs of sunglasses I've lost to the river

or just my own stupidity. I've said this before and people always make the argument that it's like, well, if it was more expensive, you'd take better care of it. And it's like absolutely not. Absolutely not. I would lose them just to do. So what is one item that you refuse to buy

the cheap version of it? Like what's shit that you will definitely invest a lot of money in because people say you get What you pay for but I feel like some like sunglasses fuck that now honestly nothing really there's nothing that I buy that's like expensive I buy cheap clothes I buy cheap makeup. Yeah, yeah mind mine's like technology stuff Yeah, that's why I don't buy it very often because again Because I I always if I'm gonna buy something like a camera or a computer or even a phone I refuse to buy old and I want to buy the latest thing when it comes out so that I can like maximize

How long I have the best thing out there? Yeah, and so today's yeah well, yeah, and so yeah It's like always like if I get a camera I get the best camera if I get a laptop I get the best laptop that can I think yeah? I just went to Best Buy on Sunday yesterday and Spent good 30 minutes in Best Buy looking at International power adapters weighing the options. What was the difference? Well what was a suspiciously cheap?

I had more options. I know it's more expensive. You worry about that. Yeah and I'm like well I don't want to like blow a fuse and like be out without power you know the whole two weeks I'm on. What do you need something something to plug in like what do you bring that plugs in? Yes charger laptop charger. Yeah, I guess yeah, mainly my laptop, but then I'll see you like USB for everything else hair stuff curling iron and stuff like that. They tell you not to use I get you blow dryers or with that. Why is it they make they make I don't they make ones that They're very happy the the voltage as well, because they use, and Australia, it's like 240 hertz. Yeah, I think that was the same thing in the UK.

Yeah, it's weird. Did you have to do a adapter? Yeah, first one of the hotel hats, and I was like, can I have that? And they're like, ooh! Right, cheers! Dude, that was the weird thing. So like the first day we were there,

it was like this weird culture shock, but not from the behavior, anything. It was just the accent, because I constantly felt like I was surrounded by people doing fake British accents. Because people, that's like, that's an uncommon thing to do in America surrounded by the best British accent. That's like the default accent if you're going to try and be a foreign person because that's what Hollywood does. Yeah. So I just felt like I was surrounded by people pretending to be British. Did you have to stop me? Like we're like in the middle of like Crabby. It was like, everyone just stop.

Just be real. I mean, on it. Got the shit. Let's be honest for a moment. It was so weird. We got such a weird England experience, not an hour after landing. Our taxi driver was driving a store hotel.

With his fake accent. And he was like, govna. With you. And I see, you know, cop biker cop biker cop what the fuck's going on and guy goes squin uh pardon me excuse me what a squin coming up what the fuck you do and then a huge black car with the fucking British flag and she goes driving by and then more biker cop biker by biker cop so I saw the queen of England

apparently with like an hour of landing or like some prime minister yeah you too you know you have good luck for you yeah is that how that works and I got food poisoning and I went to a comic show she didn't give me a planet no I was surprised at the lack of doctor who shit at the at the comic shop I thought you know that's like a general I was that was I was just point like a doctor who shit, just all around. Just everything. Just everything. It was everywhere.

It was like a bowtie. It was a bowtie. It was. It was. I went to the Australian last year. Somebody told me a story of how at the Sydney airport, a kangaroo had gotten loose. It was going, what passed security. It was like in the terminals, I put the gates and stuff.

And I was like, can you imagine like coming to us really for the first time, you get off your plane, walk right into the airport, fucking kangaroo hop around, I was like, wow, it's just like everybody says. And then all the Austrians are like, no, it's never like this. It's not like this.

I swear. That's what I would think, like all the Austrians, like no, no, no, stop perpetuating this type. When you put on the hat with the corks hanging off for some reason. When I was 10 years old, I saw snow for the first time. My family took us to Salt Lake City, Utah,

for a family trip, for a year, 2000, wow, the New millennium, whatever. We went to a hotel and while my parents were checking in, I sat down, I was playing Mario Bros. and my Game Boy color. And this other kid about my age comes to next to me. He also has a Game Boy. So we start talking, strike up a random friendship, and he goes and he goes so where you from and I go Texas. He goes oh

Texas do you guys like is it like you guys ride horses and stuff right and then that moment I Decided I was going to have a lot of fun. I said yes That was just in movies and I'm like no, no, no, we ride horses It's weird because like you know in the movies, you know, it's just like the hero rides in the horse, but everybody has horses. So there's like a lot of horse. You don't know too, they think you're really tough. And they're like, wow.

And I was like, yeah, they like, they have like at school, there's the bike rack and there's a horse rack and it's like, it's really, really crowded. It was like, man, that must be rough. I'm like, fuck, yeah, don't even be starting the duels. I'm like, that point he was like, okay, I'm gonna talk to my mom now. I felt like I did the right thing. Do you think that kids still believe that to this day?

I like to tell myself that he does. Yeah, I think I changed that child's life. There is. I dealt with a lot of stereotypes like that for California as well. What are your thoughts? Oh yeah, especially when I'm, I go to like big old like youth gathering,

is that kind of thing? And you know, people from other states would be like, oh, even California, like do old like youth gathering that kind of thing and you know people from other states be like, oh, even California, like do you surf? Do you surf all the time? Do you live near like a celebrity? And yeah, I'd be the same back. Yeah, yeah. So, somebody asked me if my life was like rocket power.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. See, when I think of like Los Angeles and California, I think of like a lot of depressing shit. I think of like people that tried to make it and then just fucking fail. Oh, that's the reality is what I do. That's the deal. That's the deal.

I was really scared to, I thought I was gonna have to move out to LA after college because I wanted to try and work at Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon. Cartoon Network's in Georgia, but Nickelodeon's like in Burbank, that kind of area. I was nervous as shit and then this fucking thing came up and now I'm here, so well. That was was so I was so scared to move out there apparently it's good if you know people and if you don't think you just cry forever it's rough as shit

I mean I've got I've got loads like the fact that I've told I've told Joel this on several occasions the fact that he was able to live out in LA be a working actor without any other supplementary income for like 10 years I think was like you are you won you were the diamond in the rap like now like not that you got like a movie deal or something like that It's like the fact that you're able to work in TV and stuff like that without supplement like for that long No one does it that's like leaving Vegas with like you know not negative money you beat the system Yeah, exactly. I like how you guys are complaining about being stereotyped Yeah, blondes Every single one of you guys the second I got to a rooster teeth

What's that about you? Where's your ain't glued you come with your pet beaver? Yeah, you like hockey. Hey, where's your poutine? Hey You come with your pet beaver? You know, you're like hockey. Hey, where's your poutine? Hey, we never make fun of the beaver. To be fair, to be fair. The first time, Washlye went to Toronto fan expo, like one of the first fucking things our math was,

you gotta try the poutine. I did say that. Yeah, you did. We went to like Wayne Gretzky's all the poutine or some shit. I think we actually went to a place called Gretzky. Yeah, we fucking did. Could that be any more Canadian?

It was really fucking Canadian. I only realized after leaving Canada and going back recently, actually for fan expo with Lindsay, how Canadian Canada is. It's true. You don't fucking say. Stereotypes are always, you know, rooted in some sort of reality. There's a bit of truth to all of them.

That's the real one. There was a bar We went to every night called the loose moose Just like a fucking slutty ass animal That sounds like the problem you had in London. Oh come on Oh, all right on that note. Let me read No pressure. Don't fuck it up. All Alright, don't let someone steal your great idea. Register a domain now and put your idea online. GoDaddy is offering one new or transfer.com for the low price of $1.49.

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Should have been that. No Doyle. Without realizing that he has no computer experience whatsoever. So we spent like a hundred dollars or however much it was on a joke on a one-line joke. And he could do nothing with three years. Probably the worst gift we've ever given. Why didn't you like put something on it? We know how to do it. Oh, he really know how to computer. He was the most, he was the most tech savvy out of our group of friends.

But that's really just because he played the most counter strike. So we just equated that to oh clearly, you know stuff about computers Oh, he seems to kind of like writing maybe we could do this. So we got him do it rules calm He's just like hey, thanks. Why That's the only thing that's the only domain I've ever bought what do you guys I bought a barbred dunkelman calm really? But I don't have it anymore. So that's why I'm sick I bought it because when I was in business school they said it was a good idea to have an online portfolio and resume for business for but yeah

so like if you apply you could link people to your online resume. What does a business portfolio look like? These are the businesses I've started. Maybe. You know places you've interned like work you've done if you've done any sort of graphics works of like that. Whatever the short story of Jay mains, it makes me think of like, like just trying to get as much land as possible that you know will become valuable one day. Yeah, okay. Um, Tadyfucker.com. Someone's gonna want that a few years. I think there's someone who bought Ebola.com like a while ago. Oh, yep, yep. You just play pandemic when you go to the website. That's all it is. So link to the flash.

It's actually just an online bowling game Do you remember elf bowling? Yes, I was fucking mate like Kyle and whoever you had no idea what the fuck I was talking about There was there was a bunch of stuff like that in the I guess early days of the internet or whatever that I remember There was elf bowling there was a Thing on new grounds dot com everything yeah new rounds and ebombs were all was here. Yeah, did you guys see the? I want it. Okay. I want to see if you had an early internet experience like me. Did you see the the one-eyed aliens singing? I will survive. Yeah, I think it's crushed by the disco ball. Yep. All right. I'll keep you pinging into its own mouth. Right. Okay. Uh How about

What's another one stick figure death theater dot com? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Fuck all right. You're on roll 55 55. Yeah, what are they? The world end of the world Yeah, all those like that's all you did was you kick my dog you kick my dog. Wait. I don't know that one You can't oh good job. I know that one. Oh wait, okay. No, I do know it's like a jerky boys I can you say that you bastard Shit dude, it's weird. We all just have like the same Internet. Well, there wasn't that much stuff. Yeah.

So, yeah. River Split. What? I have at home, I have a old CD binder. Like, you know, you used to have like a lot of CDs and stuff of software and stuff you burn. That's how you backed up files and stuff like that. And I went through the other day, because we we still have some DVDs and some of those old things and we have a DVD player in the van that we played for the kids.

I was looking for stuff and I found four discs that were labeled Red vs. Blue season one, season two, season three, season four, and that was back when you could download Red vs. Blue. I downloaded them and I burned them so I was like, I got back these up because these might not be online for forever. I have early downloads of Riders and Breaks. I was in Houston over the weekend hanging out with Eddie Revis, known for the late world and writer of season 10 of Riders and we were talking about how we found Riders and Breaks.

I think he has the nerdiest story. He was at a land party. And there was like a FG. Land party. Yeah. I was at a land party and I someone's like, you guys see this video. Like they were using some sort of file share thing like a common server at the land party and people would always use it to exchange porn. Of course.

And like, but somebody had put red versus blue on it and then he was like, everyone else is watching porn and he finds red versus blue. So he's watching. Yeah, let's get back to this. Yeah, let's get back to this. People, like everyone's exchanging porn and he's watching. But they're all watching it like, jerking off. I don't think so.

No, probably not. It's like they use it to exchange porn. Have you ever been in a room with people watching porn at the same time? No, that would be weird. Yeah, I don't think that just seems... Because then you're just thinking... Alright. So we're all totally hard right now.

Who's gonna be the first to reach down? Yeah. I don't know, it's like... I feel like the porn trading system you were just talking about is also risky too. Because what if somebody's like, oh man, you're gonna love this dude. Oh, it's awesome. Yeah, what is it? It's some like, this chick just going down on these dogs. Yeah No

Yeah, I don't even like ping in the same room as people So I don't want to No, I'm just like I don't like I told that story where like JG walked in and honey wagon I was like, all right. Hey, I'm in here. He's like, yeah, cool. And he like comes Like J-Tan J.G. walked in and the honey wagon, I was like, alright, hey, I'm in here and he's like, yeah, cool, and he comes in. I'm like, Jay Chan in here. Jay, Jay, don't please, Jay, don't please. Jay, Jay, please. Did you ever do land parties?

Oh, fuck yeah, do you? But what's the end of the story? He'd found Red versus Blue and watched. And then Rose, and then the co-rode, and then co-rode, and then he's in 10. I thought you were going for the real one. Uh, what did you just do? Did you ever do land parties? I never did land parties at my house.

Like I didn't have enough. I was the one kid out of my circle of friends that had an Xbox while everybody else had GameCubes and play stations. So I could never do the land party thing. Xbox land parties were the best. See, I did it once when I was, uh, I worked at a summer camp and our staff room

had multiple Xboxes. So we would play Halo Combat evolved there. Yeah. That was the only like Xbox Land Party got to do. There was a cyber cafe though. Down the road from where I live called Cyber Spots. I remember those. Yeah, that was just made for teenagers.

Yeah. It was like X amount of money for however many hours you're gonna play. Yeah. All the best games and then they had, I remember they had monster energy drinks, balls, hot pockets, Doritos. They were never balls. It was the whole or balls. Yeah, the drink.

The one you just mentioned. That was something I was talking about. I don't know who to believe. I've never heard of it. That was, and because we were 13, of course, it was like, I'll have a balls. I'm playing balls. My proudest moment, which is, oh god,

I'm ashamed to say that this is like one of my prouder teenage moments. Because I'm ashamed to say that this is like one of my prouder teenage moments Because I'm my friend Spencer and I were playing a we're in there playing a game We're playing Halo and some like some 10 year old kid came in for his birthday and was talking mad shit He was like oh you guys are playing Halo, huh? Nubes I bet you guys we could we could totally cream you and it was just this moment of Bring it on motherfucker. I mean it's meant to just it was just this moment of bringing it on motherfucker. I mean, it's meant to just, it was like, you know, when you're playing with little kids,

you let them win, because like, oh, you know, it's like, you play with little kids a lot. Oh yeah, all the time. I'm sorry, I'm gonna sit. You know, you let the kid win. It's like, no, there was no fucking mercy. This shit calls you out. Yeah, no, he was being a little shit,

and he tossed some manners. He was just like a man. It's like when you're really good at smite and the other team's probably not as good Yeah, no top yeah, it was like top five fucking high school moments touch the girls boob be the 10 year old kidness friends Dude holy shit, hallow Massage of collection comes out. Is that tonight? Yeah, that's what Gus is at. Have you seen a banding? That's forever. I watched I watched Gus play a Couple levels. I saw him streaming. Yeah, and it's funny because most of the personalities that Rucheteeth are really loud Bumbastic or Michael Array It's really funny and no Bernie did sunset overdrive and he you know had funny commentary

I saw Gus's tweet and I'm like all right. Let's see what it looks like and it's just Oh Yes, I am pay attention to the chat. He's like Let's do a graphics comparison here. Oh that looks good This looks way better. I'm surprised Who said that was it you it was Ryan and then Jeff came in for a little bit We were playing smite. Oh you guys read While he was setting up and like he turned it on. I think that's why he was real quiet. He's like Hey guys, um, I'm just gonna play a little halo.

Has everybody do Bob Ross plays Xbox. Yeah. Oh, no, that would be colorful and beautiful. Let's just get a little splash of blood. Yeah I said some nice murder. Let's just a little splash of blood. Yeah. I said, well, some nice murder. Oh, it's okay. Let's just stab him through his neck. I said, uh, I said, Andy, a link today that I've found someone post on top of it. Blanchard. Uh, yeah. Yeah. My little, um, a link of a video, someone put together of just the paintbrush cleaning moments of Bob Ross. I'm just going to be devil. I'm just going to be devil. I'm just just just spray all over the like the crew and everything. It was all that was just cut cut cut. Camel and hates it when I did.

He had, he's got like a coke nail on his left hand. That motherfucker. Yeah, it was like normal hands on my hands. Big ass coke pinky finger. Yeah, I mean, it was maybe it was like his own little like mixer Maybe that's how he fed his squirrels. He got little from my guy He was the second coming of Jesus right because he not only Topped animal pictures and was fucking a pet like baby

He pull out like birds out of his pocket. Yeah Dude, so he was like snow white but male form yes absolutely he's fantastic he was way more talented snow white that bitch could just sing that's all she did and you know Paul sleep after eating an apple yeah it was a so how do you feel how do you feel about the uh is it was a blur that read it all the cutscenes for match they look amazing you look fucking crazy I haven't seen it I I I love the the combat of all anniversary edition. One thing that bothered me was that they changed

it up some of the shots and I don't just look like exact shot for shot. Yeah, it wasn't exact. But this I don't think they did exact shot for shot either. Yeah, it's just such like that's such a graphic improvement because it's all like pre rendered stuff. It's all pre-enters in man. Amanda Key is like blue, it looks like action. Yeah, right. Did you see the grave mind? So that was leaked. Yeah, I always thought that. The game, he's like, the blood on the inside.

It was amazing. I, like, that's, he looks way better than like the weird like, flaps. Yeah, it was like the things that didn't really have a connection. Exactly. Yeah, it looks like it's really cool. I'm so torn because that's the one that really is the one

exclusive that I would get an Xbox one for. I know. I've been suckered into the PS4 realm. And I love it because the PlayStation Plus is just fantastic. Yeah. And that's what I'm waiting on like because Microsoft started doing their their gold game month. But it's always like Payload 3 or like some other old title slowed down on like the quality of games. PS4 is like sleeping dogs fucking have it. I know it just came out to take it. We don't need it. I know it just came out but take it. We don't need it. It's fucking phenomenal.

I can't recommend they're all about the price of stuff enough. It's been fucking awesome. I got stuck back in the destiny, which is a problem. Problem. When I saw the cinematic trailer for Halo 2, anniversary, I was like, must not buy Xbox One.

I was like, what the Halo movie, man. It was like, I just want the Halo movie, man. Yeah, it's like, I just want it. It was like when they were the Super Bowl commercial for Halo 3, the sorry nights. Oh my God, I would absolutely pay money to go see an entire movie like that. Yeah, it's beautiful. But I was just like, I'll just play it at work. I'm sure we'll get it. That's what I'm like.

Kyle's been talking about doing another sponsor play for Halo Master Chief Collection. We just finished up Alien Isolation, which is horrifying, by the way, and it's amazing. Oh, I've heard. Oh, that's right. We can hear the screams of terror. You're like on the other side of the game. No, I can hear everything. We move Joel and Adam out of that office

because they were too loud. And then this month, I'll play some alien isolation in that office. And it's the loudest thing. I am. It was, well, there were so many, there were so many beautiful moments. Like I went back back I went back and I saw I watched part two because I couldn't believe how lucky we were because some eat there's especially in

let's plays and stuff there's just like with improv comedy and just like with social disorder there's so much at risk when you make a video like that because you never know exactly what's going to happen you know like if if the sale, if everybody just bought everything and had no complaints, you know, an entire, an entire shoot is ruined. Yeah, or like no one showed up. Exactly. And that, that's one thing that I think is amazing about the achievement hunters. They consistently manage to make something hilarious, even if like the gameplay footage isn't that great. But we had this beautiful, beautiful serendipitous moment in part two where there's a camera. We're in Um, so, so I don't know if you guys have played the game or how much you know about the game. Oh, the alien isolation. Yeah, I get it. So it's kind of like a, it's like a pre sequel type thing. Yeah, playing as, uh, as Ripley's daughter and you go aboard the space station where for whatever fucking reason. There's an alien there and all the shit. So you have to watch out for the alien.

Um, crew members that are just fighting for survival, and then Androids that are bored in a stromo that are just these fucking horrifying looking things. Like, I don't know who the fuck designed those in that fictional universe. We thought, you know what? Let's make these guys bald and have glowing red eyes. The kids will fucking love them.

Like that was just, but it's great. It's great for the horror game. And yeah, in the narrative, you'll go into. Is it technically a horror game? Oh, it's absolutely survival horror. I guess I should have guessed it based off the script, right? It's really good. It kind of falls in the outlast and amnesia kind of category where you're not really intended to fight.

If anything, what's cool is you can craft weapons to distract monsters or whatever so you can run away. And it does it all really, really well. Outlast got a little repetitive. But the droids, once you go into this like unauthorized area, if they find you, they just beat the shit out of you because whatever they're faulty robots. And we have this moment where I'm looking at a camera and I'm like, can I splinter some of this?

Can I just shoot the camera? And Kyle, who's played it and is also an asshole, goes, oh yeah, maybe. So I fire and I see on like the, sometimes it goes, hmm, and I'm sitting there going, who the fuck am I? Did you, did I, I don't understand. I looked at the door, there was nothing there. All right, well, just look down, reload.

It's like half a second, I look down, reload, look up, and there's just three of those motherfuckers coming right at you. And it was just, that was one, I think I screamed and lost my voice. Yeah, what was the, it was one of them, it was one of them. It was one of the robbers going, like, human I need to go rip its throat out.

It was fucking... I can't recommend enough. If you're a fan of the first alien film, it's really, they nailed the atmosphere. It's not colonial marines. More or less scary than PT. Well, okay, now that comes down to personal taste. So, like, for me, I don't do ghosts.

Like, this sounds dumb. I, whatever ghosts. Well, the me, I don't do ghosts. Like this sounds dumb. I whatever goes. Anyone can do a ghost. The thought of ghosts freak me out. Nice. No, no. Yeah. Insert. No. Anyone? No. Challenge accepted. It was like outlast wasn't that scary to me because it's just okay, crazy people. Like I can rationalize that. Sometimes people go crazy. It's a little startling startling yeah as soon as the supernatural shit started starting happening in outlast that's when I was like fucking please turn on the light can someone turn on the light I know what it is ghost freak out so yeah PT I the the night we played that it was during RV being Ruby crunch all the animators around like midnight we said hey hey we just downloaded this new game uh It's just a demo. Probably maybe take an hour. Let's all play together

We play that fucking thing until 3 30 in the morning because it's it's almost impossible to beat the first time you go go into it um And when we finish we finally call it quits. We're like we wasted enough time like you know We're already behind on sleep and everything else Some people went home I couldn't I was too afraid to go home. I was too afraid to get in my car so I tried to work for another hour. I fell asleep at my desk and then woke up at like five in the morning was like okay the sun might be coming up soon. I guess I'll go. I got home. I got home and Aaron's asleep and

I immediately just opened Watson's cage and like you're sleeping with me night. I felt so bad. I go I walk up up, I go, Aaron. Aaron, she's like, what? And I go, I just want to make sure you weren't dead and we're going to kill me. It was just, I don't know. I had the same kind of experience the first time I saw paranormal activity. The first time I had it.

I watched it. I watched it. This is, I have, this is how stupid I was. I watched it at home. And okay, so mind you, the setting of paranormal activity takes place at someone's home. There's noises that are happening in their house during the night and it's all like in the dark and everything like that so that's the

scarier part that I watched in my house that my old house in California that was like a hundred-year-old house that made noises on its own and watched it in my bedroom which the majority of the movie takes place in a bedroom and watched in one sitting at about 11 o'clock in night. Oh my God. So do you like hate yourself? Yeah. Like when the movie, like I was really excited to see it

because I'm not really much of a horror film fan, but I like it when horror films are a good horror film. Like an actual good film. They do something, they do something else. Yeah, they're not just scare moments or just slash your stuff. They're actually like something unique or interesting something like that. Like Captain the Woods is a great They're actually like something unique or interesting, something like that.

Like Captain the Woods is a great example of like something very unique, scary, but unique. The conjuring was really good too. That was one that was fun. I haven't seen that one yet. And so we were watching that and it got over and I just knew it was like, well that was the worst decision I made in my life.

I'm not sleeping ever. And yeah, obviously as soon as we turned off the moving everything, the house starts making noises. Right, of course. I'm not sleepin' ever. Yeah. And yeah, obviously as soon as we turned off the movie and everything, the house starts making noises. Right, of course. There's like, the floor is made out of wood that's been around since Jesus. And so it's like, it's making noises and so.

The cross office. He is the carpenter of that. And so it was making noises like our, it was horrible. I didn't sleep at all that night. The other freaky thing about that movie and like possession movies Is that it at at certain points the person that you trust the most will become yeah like the monster

Whatever before before the zombie craze was like huge that was the thing that freaks me out the most about The idea that somebody that you loved is now trying to kill you It's not the person that you loved anymore Yeah, that idea was horrifying and And what was extra horrible about permanent activity was that the way it was shot was that was that style of like a guy just set up a camera. And so it was a very realistic looking. Yes.

Looking at like, you know, security footage. It's the same way that you observe the real world. Yeah. There's no cuts and jump scares. Like, to real. I mean, they did such a good job in that movie of doing like low budget, like little little little tricks that did max amount of scary. It's like powder on the floor with like footprints in it and that kind of thing. I can't I can't do those movies. They're too real.

You see I can't I don't watch I can't do horror movies but I fucking love horror games. I don't know what because because like you're saying a lot of horror movies are very low budget and it's very easy for a horror movie to go into that cheap just kind of slasher every shot is closing a mirror in the killers behind you like it's easy with sound design to just fuck people up with horror games it's like I talked about a little bit in sponsor play a game like Call of Duty solid shooting mechanics I don't think anybody could argue against that everything else is kind of ridiculous over the top Michael Bayes shit but people still play it press X to pay your respects Exactly what's what's different with horror games is that they're not going for a of

In my experience. They're not going for like a gameplay feature They're going for an emotional impact. So everything needs to be firing on all cylinders the gameplay needs to be Emerson of immersive enough towards not gonna interrupt the story The sound design needs to be absolutely perfect. The lighting needs to be absolutely perfect. And that's what like isolation nailed, PT nailed, dead space too, I fucking love. I would think that you would think

that horror games are scarier than movies because you're in control. Exactly. Well, if you gotta be the dumb bitch that's like, Billy, where are you? Maybe he's in this closet. You like in like shit like evil girl. Where's Jeannie?

Yeah, it's also with video games with horror video games. You're literally you normally wear headphones on, so the sounds are right in your leg. You're in front of like if you're playing PC games that I think, which I played a lot of horror PC games, the martyrs right there, and you just your entire world is zoned out as you're doing this, and you're controlled the movements.

So you decide when that you move on anything, it's immersive and totally it pulls you in. One of the best fucking with the player moments in PT was when you hear over the radio look behind you. Oh, and you like the two years to do it. Or you can't. And it doesn't in the grand scheme of things. It doesn't fucking matter. Yeah. Um, but they don't worry. Fucks with your head. That was great about that game. And that's and you know what I just realized this too. That was like the equivalent of a low-budget horror movie, but for games because it's just realized this too, that was like the equivalent of a low-budget horror movie,

but for games, because it's just one, they modeled like one thing, and with a few alterations at points in the demo. That could have been the game. If you haven't played it yet, please go out and play P.T. for PS4. And don't look behind you. Whatever you do.

That face is just like, currently ingrained. Have you ever seen something like that that's just so scary you can't forget it? Because Lisa's face in that game is all the things that I just can't forget it It's just horrible stills from the shining. Oh, yeah, just scarred me for like like what like giving me give me like the The two little girls down the hallway and the little cuts like that's what like you know Kubrick like put in little like Single print stuff of the Gore and you know for your subconscious like well I remember that forever. You only saw for half a second

and you know, there's enough for your subconscious. Like, well, I remember that forever. You only saw it for half a second. You're gonna see it with your mom. Every time it's close your eyes. And it's just like, thank you. I'm so glad that it's been burned into my retinas. I saw Poltergeist when I was really young. And the moment where the mom is in the pool,

and all the skeletons come up, I'll never forget that. I'll never fucking forget that. I haven't seen Poltergeist. It's good. But that makes me not want to see it. There's apparently some sort of curse. Did you ever hear about that? The Poltergeist curse? Everybody associate with the films, like, the eyes. Yeah, I me not want to see it. There's apparently some sort of curse. Did you ever hear about that? The Poltergeist curse?

Everybody associate with the films. Like, nice. Yeah, I was like, terrible accident. And they hit you like real human skulls and shit. Yeah, Poltergeist is one of those films that had a lot of practical effect stuff that can, that often is, it's getting more practical than real skulls.

Yeah. Yeah. Skulls of the actors that died. I think they said to the props guys, like, where did you get these human skulls? Oh, you know, Party City. Don't ask. I have no idea.

I have no idea. I have no idea. So, do you ever get freaked out by, let's say, you know, like Adam and Joel recently did a how to add a supposedly haunted insane asylum. Just stuff like that. Is there a Halloween special? Yeah, it was, like, would that make you special? Yeah, it was amazing. There was a, would that make you uncomfortable being in the same place?

Yeah, there was a, I actually had visited that place they went to. During the day, you can actually drive in and check it out. And that building is on the property of an actual still working, like they said, it's on a still working establishment. There was this, there was this lot over where I used to live that was, it used to be years ago,

military housing. And so it was like a whole neighborhood, but it had been abandoned for years and it had been gutted. So like all the windows have been knocked out, there were no light electricity. It was even like closed off. But of course, like that kind of place that was like all these emptied out houses, like in this old neighborhood, like a ghost town. Right. It was obviously like a magnet for teenagers to go and hang out like that kind of stuff So my friends like to take some stuff. Oh totally Two drugs and that one takes that's not get let's not get outrageous We would go out there and you know walk around in the dark and you know go through these abandoned houses with that have like you know Burnt you know floors and that kind of thing And yeah, there's there's I had some

skaters. I remember one time one of my friends as I was walking through did the whole kind of thing from like you know Joel and Adam's out out last thing and we were walking through a house and he found a bottle and he that did first of all he managed to do this. We're all obviously freaked out and walked into his neighborhood. And my friend, he's a little conniving little bitch and he, uh, he ran, great guy, great guy. He's a shit. That's right. He went ahead and got far enough ahead of us that we'd lost sight of him. That's a fucking horror movie shit. And we're like, well, Michael's dead. Good game, guys. Good game. We're gonna tell us. Rest in peace. And so he got far as we lost him. And so then we started, um started Going through houses and everything well he found us and then found a bottle and managed to just chuck the bottle at one point at the Like at a wall not bias, but close enough scared the living shit

We screen Yeah, that was my second program and story, you know ocean and abandoned houses But yeah, that was it oh, we had a name. It was called Sector X. Sector X. Sector X. Oh, there it is. Oh, hey, thank you for displaying that traumatizing childhood memory. Great. Right on the screen there. Look at them. Skeletons bolted guys. Thanks, Patrick. Fucking dick. There's one scene that haunts my memories from a horror movie. What's up? It's one of the only horror films I've ever seen, because my friends wanted to go to it, and I had to be pulled into the theater.

It was Gothica with Halle Berry. It's a scene where she's in, what's like the solitary confinement? Is it the word padded room? Yeah, like in a prison. And she sees something go by under the door, and she looks down under the crack and then when she stands back up The dead girls like right behind yeah, I screamed so fucking loud. I was embarrassed Were you in the movie theater? Yeah, I had I had an experience in the movie theater I had experience where I got scared and I shouldn't have been that scared and it was just because I was a little worse

I like I didn't really watch like my parents sheltered me a lot from like very like extreme films, stuff like that. Like I had friends who their parents let them watch like our rated films and stuff like that. And I was like, everybody had the friends who's like, oh man his parents let them watch South Park. And so like I got scared really easily. I had a movie where I got so scared. I was I was much too old to get this scary, but I actually walked out of the movie through one of the movie Independence Day. to know the movie? Independence Day. Hey, are you fucking kidding me, John?

So I think it was it was it was the surgery scenes. There you go. That's a scary scene. It was a scary scene. It got I got really worked up about it and and I like the movie off to that point and then like you know the fog like the the the the the the the the any wakes up. Yeah, and it you know it starts. So everything the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the end of oh yeah, I love that I mean love how horrible that movie is but I yeah, I've watched it plenty There's a I've like it was fine like I was totally like it sends to the kid and now I'm totally like I can do those kind of movies

No problem like those kind of movies don't scare me at all something that I I don't I think I could do it If given the opportunity, I think I'd do it But it would really freak me out is a I don't know if I'm we've mentioned it before I don't know draft house Like to do lots of cool events like we did the Ruby to event at the draft house, which was amazing. Thanks to everybody that came out is that I don't know if we've mentioned it before. I don't know, Draft House likes to do lots of cool events. We did the Ruby 2 event at the Draft House, which was amazing. And thanks to everybody that came out for that. I don't think they do it anymore, but they used to have a summertime event where they would get a portable projector and movie screen.

And off of Lady Bird Lake would show jaws. The audience would get inner tubes and wait out into the water and watch jaws from the lake at night I couldn't do that I could do it. I think it jaws Don't even know The people like diving under water and grabbing a piece of you. I do I don't know if that was true So I didn't want to mention it But apparently yeah, like they would have like divers that would go down like touch people and stuff But I don't know I can do that. It's psychological. I don't give a shit. I love jaws now as an adult unless is a real shark

And then it's like oh, this is a real problem That was extreme. They let now I don't like that's a response to a shark it's like oh this is a real problem Yeah, that's goes extreme. They let now I'm dead sure that's a response to a shark. Oh now this is a real problem I'm gonna ask all that uh jumped on to the the whale carcass while I was getting eaten by great white sharks Yeah, oh this seems like a great idea and then why as soon as he got on somebody doesn't know anything about everything No, first off who goes oh man. I'm a surf that bloating corkis like No, first off, who goes, oh man, I'm a surf that bloating corkis like corkis, what did I say? Corkis, I think you're from this corkis. I'm going to corkis and corkis.

It's not a corkis, it's a real real real real real real. I'm sorry. Goddamn, damn it, I'm sorry. Well, I'm trying to defend you. I appreciate it, I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Not everything wrong with that. I already talked about how I shit myself.

I'm going to get much lower you guys. Yeah, dude, just thought it would be cool and And then it was like reporters quoted him on saying, yeah, as soon as I got on top of the whale, I realized this was probably a stupid idea. It's like that long, taking that long. I made a mistake. I don't know. It's just like, you natural selection

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lost a little weight in the i was going to say that i was going to show you like what i little while. Yeah, I was going to show you that. Like when I was at my lowest, he goes, look at this way. It was like you went on a free juice diet, and I was like, fuck it kill me. It was a man. So, as soon day after Halloween, Aaron and I go to Target, fucking hitting up that candy clearance aisle,

I bought this whole bag. I bought this whole bag of these new Reese's peanut butter cup minis that it's like, oh, rapper free, just fucking shove them in your mouth. That entire bag of those under the mindset of I'll get this for us. I don't think she ever had a single god damn Reese's peanut butter cup. I'm probably not. entire bag. So I bet that I be now. Reese's though to be fair. The best candy in the world.

Remember those twigs that I brought to the office? Yep. That was about a third of what was a Really weird that's friend that day. Maybe there's ever had a Twix ice cream bars. Yes, they are like They are so good. I'm all about the Chaco taco. Could someone that sounds like a sexy one time He had taco taco. It was like old soggy and stuff like there's no right in the shell We need to go back to this twix ice cream bar thing And go to split let's go to HBBE right now. See, you're doing what I do.

I got in my car to go to McDonald's at 11 at night. And I had to sit there like I do with the problems like, you don't need it, Miles. You don't need it. Let's turn back now. They're still talking. NatureBoss.com slash Rooster Teeth. I'm just, I snack, man.

I snack all the time. And I just, it's not like I'll go to the gym with Adam. I wanted to fight the exercise equipment. We only went to the gym. We went to the gym for the first time since since crunch ended. And I just got so like the gym makes me really really. And then crunch began. And I just wanted like I was having a really hard time. I was trying to do this. I couldn't do it. So I went to the assistant dip machine had on maximum assistance and still couldn't do it I just wanted to headbutt that machine. I was so angry man Adam Ellis is my hero Like all the time he's just like no man. We can just do it now. This is what let's do one more set to get out Not Adam Ellis in love Adam somebody somebody on Twitter sent me something that reminded me of a story

Adam chow said that the first paranormal or activity was filmed four or five streets from his house And that reminded me of fuck that house that I've been to that was on TV. What's that? When I was moving to, when we were looking for houses to move to in Georgia, we went to one house that was kind of like on the middle, nowhere in the woods off the beaten path. And we were like, this is a nice house, you know, it's a little old, probably not going to get it. Went back to California, we're wearing our off-road stuff and we're watching the catcher predator. Oh, and, you know.

And they're in, they're in, they're in Fortes, in Georgia, and they're like, we're here in Georgia in this house. So like, looks really familiar. And this was like, they had done this after we've been to the house. So like, we're in the same house as pedophiles. Wow. Yeah, it was the same house.

No, they're in a fright. Yeah, it'd be funny if you had already moved in there and they still thought it was the same house of those people and they're just like, hello. No. I don't think these pedophiles show you to our house. Sketch predators are a weird show.

Because I agree with what they're doing in the sense that they're bringing some messed up people to justice or whatever, but for our eyes are changing, it's a weird. agree with what they're doing in the sense that they're bringing like some some messed up people to justice whatever but like In this Weird kind of like gladatorial fucked up entertainment shit going on there. That's the one where the guy goes just come here sit down Take a taxi. Take a taxi. That guy right? Really won't do yeah, it takes me okay. Why anyway? It sits down right? I watch season like, wait, wait, like even though there's someone waiting outside to tackle you in TV show.

Yeah. Like what I probably was like, what's your good ideas to talk about this? I should give this show some FaceTime. Yeah, no. Like, let me make this worse for myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really what it is. You know what?

I think I could dig this hole a little deeper. Yeah, those people sign the release and go on TV. I always wonder about the people on cops who are in like those terrible situations and like sign the release I'm gonna admit some kind of dumb you're on cops No, so do you guys ever watch Discovery channels haunting One more time Haunting No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,. He's a narrator. Yeah, look at you. I don't know actors were the dick. I know my crow fucking narrated Deadly's catch Cuz I watch that shit which again going back

I thought you meant he was like the star He was the crab. He's like the whole the crab today. We're here. Oh the dirtiest job that least so No, so I'd watch a haunting and it it was essentially just those retellings of, I lived in a haunted house, and they touched me, and I grew me through the wall. Micro? Fucking, thank you. That was it.

It was always like, I had a painting that came to life and ghosts. Like that was every episode, but then they would do like, this is the dramatization. Is it dramatization? The dramatization. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There were always so over the top it was yeah they were always blurry like kind of shaky yeah yeah they would add like

this like like delay effect to where it was all the time and a dream sequence and um but but the episodes that would always when I was when I was younger there were some episodes where the person talking would be blurred out and they would have like the voice stranger over the voice. And silhouette, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in my mind, I was like, this should happen because all those other fuckers that are on camera, they're crazy and just want attention. This is a person that legitimately thinks this happened to them, but doesn't want people to know that it was like

you like, you kind of see the logic that I'm reaching for here Everybody else is like I was deducted by aliens like it's like shut the fuck up Neil I know you weren't you just want us to talk to you But these people didn't want to be known but they needed this the truth needed to get out there I thought he's freaking out when I was younger. I was like that shit happened I thought you're gonna feel like this happened. The government is covering up this person's identity. It's true sensitive of a topic.

What are we watching? Oh, the haunted house. Oh, no, don't play it. Oh, wait, never mind. That's my dramatization. Yeah, we're looking at a, I remember, because the end of it would always have like, it would go haunting.

And then you would see these like blank white eyes. And the piano go like, booting, ming, ming, ming the piano go like that looks like fun to watch it was it was for lack of anything else very entertaining all very fucking haunting all that you have the eyes you have the lackless good try Patrick I'm not good enough I forget I get shit on hey he traumatized my hands and the cameras never going on you Can we point out the fact that you knew that Mike Rowe did the voice over for deadliest catch But you didn't know who Alan Richardson was all right All right

Listen to this shit at the time that Alan Richardson did that mac and she shit All right, John, all right, no, no, no, no, fuck you. I listened to shit. At the time that Alan Richson did that Mac and she shit, I was pooping my pants, so I was a little preoccupied to know who he was and what Mac and she had to do. I felt like you could have met him like a week before. I was never meant to die. I just knew I fucking, I, or the countless times we've mentioned him.

I, you know what? I'm just gonna stop. I'm just gonna sit here and just, you know, it's fine. I know. I did not know who he was. I was sitting right there. I was in the audience watching. And you said, who the fuck is Ellen Richson?

I was like, good one, Miles. And then you were like, I'm serious. And I'm like, no, Miles. Why you do it this? So, so please, me and a few other R. RTP people got to do some laser team stuff and We had we had a moment where it was it was us and a bunch of extras who are all really really nice standing in a crowd shot and I think it was Adam goes that guy well now I can't remember the dude's name that guy looks like fucking actor actor name

actor and I went like you and like the entire fucking crowd of extras turned against me in an instant like, oh come on, it's the guy that plays wash from Firefly. Oh. I don't know his name, but everybody shout on me. Alan Tudyk. Who love the fight? Yeah. Alan Tudyk?

Tudyk. Alan Tudyk. You're just bad with Alan. I feel like you're lying to me. I don't see you're like Tudyk. He was Steve the pirate in Dodgeball. Yeah, he was. was okay. I can remember characters. I just don't know their actor the actor names I'm also bad at it. So you so here's one thing that Aaron does we'll be watching a show and or cartoon And she goes oh, I have to know that voice actor and she IDBs him

She's oh the JK Simmons awesome. He's tenzin and then I'm like no no He's he's tenzin. He's not JK Simmons playing a character and knowing it kind of like ruins it for me Because then I can just hear that person's voice and I and so in a sense, I'm kind of glad I'm an idiot when it comes to celebrities Like at least in terms of voice acting because I don't pick up on it Although I will say I was embarrassed when I didn't recognize a Zez and sorry's voice as like a character and some I think was like Fucking what's the move Rio to or something? I don't know you watched Rio to no I saw trailer for it. I was like that guys got a funny voice I bet he does it of comedy

Did you guys ever watch that show? I shouldn't be alive never watch no, I think it was on the discovery It was that along with a dual survival. I think was a name Oh, I don't know if I've seen that one. It was a hardcore conservative like military dude and No-shoe hippie like super liberal dude that each had their own ways of surviving the wilderness actually kind of interesting It was super it was like it was very I'm gonna shoot everything. It was very obviously like there's a lot of scripted moments of like God damn it just put on a shoes. It's who I am man what's gonna happen next I'm gonna fucking bitch about it and go for it. You should be the voice over there.

Don't kick me in. Come on man. Don't let the man know who did the best reality live action show. Big real survivor man whose name I can't remember. Not bear grill. Fucking uh let's shout let's shout uh I think is his name because bear grills all the very entertaining and British also his name is bear grills And his name is bear grills and he's British and he's British again. Let's listen He he had the whole camera crew and everything and like nowhere in

Like the episode does it say like he actually stayed out a lot of times I was rumored that they'd film the bit and then they go to like a nice little base Camp or something and then they go film more of it Fuckingless Stroud would carry all of his equipment on his back and there was actually one episode where He gets and it's a shot that was in almost every episode where it's a wide vast like beautiful landscape and you see him walk all the way over the horizon One time it cuts to that shot he walks all the way over the horizon and then it fast forwards and you see him come all the way over the horizon? One time it cuts to that shot, he walks all the way over the horizon, and then it fast-forward and you see him come all the way back and he goes up to the camera, he goes,

I have to do that every time. And he picks up the camera. And that was just so fucking awesome. I watched that dedication. The vibration where he went, he was somewhere in a tropical environment in a very humid area, and he went, was taken down river

and then dropped at some point and left there and I thought I thought the show was so lame because the humidity was destroying all of his equipment and he was down to like one or two cameras left so like it wasn't cutting to anything it's and I was like this is boring I'm a bear I'm a bear reduction because bear grills is like right at the start of this episode I'm a production now. Because beer grills is like, right, at the start of this episode, I'm gonna jump out and have sex with two prostitutes that land on a Jaguar. And then headspace with the Jaguar.

And have mixed-breed Jaguar humans send to our like creature babies. He gave himself an enema on his show. He did. So that's pretty hardcore. He may have gone back to a base camp. That could have been the deal. So this time it wasn't entertaining. Yeah, when he got back, he gave himself an enema. Who is probably that guy, when he was in the British

special forces, all the other guys was like, hey, what's this? Hey, bear. But you can't eat your own shit. He's like, watch me. And then he would tell a story of one time, two hikers Watch this was a hey bear But you can't eat your own shit. He's like watch me And then he would tell a story of like one time two hikers it got lost in these woods and they had to eat their own shit Watch me do it. He fucking every time would shit on the dead every single time he goes I want to the story of some campers that were in this very same area They ran into this tree tried to eat it and fucking died like idiots

now watch me fucking live like that's every fucking does that there is a great parody he actually shit on them that too and he died on that shit here we find two dead caucuses. Let's drop some trial. That's one's a doozy. No, it's a doozy. He has a show now where he takes like celebrities out.

Wait, really? Yeah. That's right. He's like, he's like Ben's, no, okay. He's a show, no, he does it, but he did a special while back where he did it with Will Ferrell. And I've watched some of the newer shows that he took Ben still and that kind of thing and they're okay and everything. The episode of him and Wilferrell is fantastic. It was really great. Wilferrell like was like if there was like moments of Wilferrell being really funny and then he could tell there's a woman's like Wilfer was like this was a stupid thing. Like fucking hit my agent. The best was his conversation with bear about how bear says vitamins and like

I'm saying tickled, will farewell to no end. And he said vitamins and glassier. And like that, his parents, like that was like that made the whole trip worthwhile for Will. I can imagine like a comedian doing that with bear. Glassier really? He was a glassier. Glassier. Atuminium. Have you ever heard the show? I think it's called naked and afraid orraid or Naked in the Loan? What show are you watching? I have, I don't watch all the ins much shit.

Yeah. No, Naked and Afraid. No, I think it's like Naked and Loan or Naked. Naked and Afraid. Naked and left out in public. It's literally, it's house like two people. I think it's usually a man or woman are left naked with like one tool. This sounds like an ex-episode.

Not their own dick or anything like that, but like a knife or something. And they're like left into like the wilderness to survive. It bums me out. It's fucked up. It bums me out that a lot of times it's like channels like the Discovery Channel. I feel like I have a little bit of leniency because it's like, okay, as long as there's

some sort of educational piece to it. Yeah, but here's what the industry does. It's like, yep. That's a good idea. Let's take it up a notch. Yeah. But our own spin to it. Yeah, but here's what the industry does. It's like, yep, that's a good idea. Let's take it up a notch. Yeah, but our own spin on it. You don't have to do that. Let's make them naked.

I feel like the history channel should be fucking ashamed of itself. Oh, yeah. Like they've just got, are they really like, they've got like the pond star war, everything's wars, by the way. There's whale wars, there's pond wars, there's like quarter wars. Seven take wars. That's how your dumb brain knows that serious business maybe if they

actually maybe if we allowed them to do an actual like education like yo history channel call it world wars so be like oh let's do it maybe then you'd get some more fucking educational shit back on it's just actual war just like Mercury and Pluto who would win in a fight Oh Pluto was a planet once I met that if you guys watch Neil deGrasse Tyson's cosmos. Yeah, yeah, no I don't like the doors or for that. I said that it's mesmerized. He's it on Netflix or anywhere on it's on It's just you just sit back and you just listen to Neil talk about the planets for a while

Get a glass of wine and that's you like it a row with like a warm cup of milk like I'm taking me away Yeah, it's like they gave out her space the intro is the best part. Oh, yeah, it was yeah It's just like fades from one thing to the other and it's like you're zooming into this thing and it turns into another thing and it's like Alex's like I ball. There's the nebula.'s like the eyeball, just like the Bill Niantro. Like, one of the best things is, yeah, without the weird wrap. Do you know what that was? Neal, Neal, Neal, Neal.

Neal, Neal. Something, no, but he like, he travels around in the imagination. The space, the ship of imagination. ship of imagination, which is an awesome name. It's kind of cove a cult. No, it's awesome. Okay.

Standing at the moment, it's like, it's amazing. It's like this tear drop shape like flat chrome thing with a ball and a little top. But it flies like this. And it flies and then turns everything. It flies like a few moments. It's in space.

It doesn't even be aerodynamic. It looks like you want a fat ship. It's like you're just like just feeling this. It's like one. And it's just kneel talking. There's like a whole sequence where he goes, he turns all of existence Is time into a calendar year? That's my favorite like breaks it down. It just the best

It blows like a problem. Watches value of the show is amazing. I saw something else that I like about Neil to grass Tyson that I think other people are fine annoying is there What is what when like a sci-fi movie comes out? He'll like he'll go and see it and then he'll be like Oh, you know here's all the things like that would happen He's really on gravity. It's not that he shits on it. He's just like he just points out It's like well, I mean, they're still in space. There's no I just don't get what gravity decided to put her at that particular moment

Apparently he really enjoyed it in her stellar and in her stellar girl I didn't read anything he said because I don't want to spoil anything. It's all science. I think he would. But I really like that he does it because it's all impartially. He's just like, here's what they did. Here's how it would really work in science reality. I'm hearing nothing good things.

People, don't see that movie by the way. People will mistake that for criticism, but it's just like educating. Well, because he started with that one comment about Titanic. Well, the wrong stars were over, or the Titanic would have been, yeah, that. He went on John Stewart's show and was like, the globe on your intro is spinning the wrong direction. Yeah, I was like,

it's got John so bad. It's fun to be on some. It's kidding. I really enjoy Ted Talks and stuff like that. Things that it's entertaining and also educational. Eye-opening. Yes. Even though a lot of times it's random,, it's entertaining and also educational. I opening. Yes. Even though a lot of times it's like random,

like by the way, if you have a surfboard that looks like this, sharks won't attack you. You're just like, oh, turns out black and white stripes. Sharks don't like it. Cool. Fun fact. Yeah. Have you seen the Ted Talk, the guy who's like the,

the professional pick pocket? No. He like, it's pretty much an exercise in, like, your attention. Uh-huh. And, like, he does this whole thing. I don't know. You should watch it. Okay.

We'll put it in the linked up, because it's definitely worth watching. I will give it away. It's really interesting. You know what that makes me think of? What does it make you think of, my? A much shittier video production that was on Comedy Central a few years back. I think the show was just called Con. And it was a show about a con artist.

I think there were some comedy sketches, but in between the sketches or whatever the videos were, he would do these like, here's a fun fact on how to get some stuff. And it was awful. He goes, hey, and it was all like, it was fucking MTV shot like up close, weird angles. He's like, yo, hey,

you're gonna walk into like a Wendy's or McDonald's and think, I don't wanna pay for Soda. He's what you do. He goes into his trunk. He goes into his trunk and he pulls out a Wendy's or McDonald's and think, I don't want to pay for Soda. He's what you do. Go to his trunk. He goes into his trunk and he pulls out a Wendy's cup, McDonald's cup, Burger King cup, a Sonic cup, like all these different cups, he goes, just buy it once and you're set for life.

What I do is I get the extra large big gulp size, then just walk in with it underneath the shirt, order your food, walk on over, free soda. Ha ha ha ha ha'm like, so what was that guy's name? I don't asshole McGee. Hey, what if it's a place like, I'm just like, I'm like, well, you're just straight. They do it for you. Yeah, then your fuck.

For lay only losers eat there. It would be his probable response. But it's just like, so you go home, take your cardboard cup, take the time to rinse it out, dry it so it doesn't get bad, and then put it in your bag for like a few cents. To save a dollar for you. Yeah, I had a friend that would do that with cups in the trash can outside the restaurant.

That's how you see it. Oh my God, I was the worst thing in the world. He would go and be like, it was clean enough. I mean, it sounds like something Charlie would do. Hey, it's sunny. It's clean enough. Should never be like a phrase you say. It should never be a moment where he picks

something out of a trash can to use. He was a pretty, he was, he was an awesome guy, but he did some pretty disgusting thing. Yeah. It's like at Rudy's or mighty fine, you get those reusable cups. I can't even be bothered to bring that back to the restaurant, which you're supposed to do. Yeah. And get like, as you get a refill, like, like, machine washable. Then, so we have an experience with the Rudy's cup.

Was it somebody here? Was it you? Oh, God. It was Gus. No, it was Gus. Well, Gus is I think like one cup wasn't washed properly and he had a coke in the Rudy's cup And he finished the coke and then looked at the bottom and there was mold all And you know Gus reacted amazingly to this news that's That's what yeah, that's what I guess is on the podcast Yeah, I can't deal with moldy food. I worked as a summer camp cook for a few years,

and I was a teenager. And yeah, we were doing inventory at the end of one week and getting ready for the next week. The campers come in, and my boss is like, that's weird. I had on here that we had a box of pairs, but I haven't seen it. Like we was delivered like ages ago. He's like, oh, my, let's go check out the fridge.

And I go, okay, check out the walking fridge, search around sure enough to find this big old box. I bring it out and I pulled it open and it was just, Pfft! This awful, just, huge air comes out of it. And they were wrought, it was out of a cartoon. They were rotted to the core of, it looked like somebody sprayed it with styrofoam and gorilla glue.

That sounds like the story of like, patients, eros. I can't, ever since then dude, like mold more than anything. Like, makes me, it's my wet bread. I can't, I just, I fucking can't do mold on food. I can't ever since then dude like mold more than anything like makes me it's my wet bread I can't I just I fucking can't do mold on food. I can't do it If I have anything like that that's like my wet bread. I don't think vomiting. I can't do something. Yeah, I'm just like that Yeah, the smell of vomit. Yeah, yeah, I can't do any of that like as soon as it reaches my nostrils like Like like I got to throw up to because there's throw oh my god Everyone I was a little kid like my baby brother just

And my mom was changing him in the next room and she goes like oh cuz like while she was changing I'm like he just projectile pooped all over something and she goes oh and she's like oh have this mess to clean up And I walk in I go what is it? I don't want you to just leaking out his butt and then the other one comes is like what's up? Did you lose your voice that time? No, I did not I did not at least you didn't poop your pants I did not put my pants. That was like another I was to care that was When I was like another I was I was really young. My babysitter was like my my best friend's mom was my babysitter for like my early life and my best friend had a little sister and she did gymnastics. So whenever she would have to this huge rope that you would climb to the top of the the touch of the ceiling and the top there was a belt and I was really little I'd never ever seen anybody do it and

of course the world is a million times bigger when you are a toddler you know the top of that belt might have been the top of Everest. I think Neil the Grass Tyson would have been the same thing. I concur Jordan. I was I don't remember this I was too young.. I was pooping and I heard somebody ring the bell and my babies that have said I Kick down the door with my little toddler feet and walked out was like Oh so many rang the bell and my pants were still down and just my little doodle was just hanging out And I just ran out in the middle of like this gymnastics practice with my pants down. It's amazing. I

Was proud for them you were making best with your kid. Yeah, I was proud for them. You were making mess with your kids Yeah, I was very very good on my cartoon fucking bullshit characters When you get kids There's a wealth of poop stories that you start gathering yeah Jeff eight poop one time. Yeah It's just what I'm sorry what you don't know the story do I want to has been told if it's told in podcast don't worry about it I forget it the total let's play he was changing mille's diaper and uh I think Something happened like watching bear grills the lights were on or something and like was he's like doing a challenge exercise Like I could change her in the dark. No, I forget. I forget what happened

But somehow he got like something on his finger and he like tasted it and he's like that's poop That's awful. I'm probably telling the story completely incorrect, but essentially he ate Millie's poop. But the first I remember the first time I was I was a when Omely my youngest was really young and you know she's in the bath and this is when she graduated getting into the actual full on top. Oh nice. And and she was and she was, and she was old enough where she could hold herself up and actually sit in the tub. And like, you know, there's a point where you have like, hold them, because it's like, go, go, go. It's all it is. Don't overfeed them. Best of the A button.

They don't have a personality. They can't do anything. And so all you do is just like making sure that they live. Keep this thing alive. Yeah. And so she got old enough where she could sit up and everything and sit in there and there's a tether says and there's like that and all of a sudden it's all a little something floating in the tub.

How gross. And I'm sitting in the bathroom. We just were there just heard me and I started yelling out. I was just about to say that. She was. She was. She was. Yeah, I just started yelling out, pooping the tub. Pooping the tub.

Pooping the tub. And not knowing what to do. Just immediately pulling around. And she's like, what are you doing with it? They won't go down the drain. And you've that's what you have to do. Did you like bag it up or something? Yeah, you have to get it out like

You know, no, I just grabbed it and put it in the You have built a small sale for it and said that's made in voyage again when you get kids like your grossness factor of like stuff You're like you're okay with goes way like my my I'm mom is my oldest. I meant my youngest She recently had another poop incident where she was a napping and she's taking like afternoon nap and heard her cry and and I was like how what you guys sometimes when they cry it's like no they pooped themselves like anything and so I went up there we actually know a cat went up there first and I was downstairs and I was outside I was doing yard work and I was on the front and I had I had like headphones on and I was downstairs and I was outside I was doing yard work and I was on the

front and I had I had like headphones on and I had the mo going everything that and she comes running out and I come over and and you shut up okay. It's like a little term and she comes running out she's like I need you right now and I went what and she starts running in the house I'm freaked out like I don't know what's going on and I'm like what's going just like just. And I went upstairs and I went into my daughter's room and she's sitting up in her crib and there's just poo everywhere. She had a manager to poo and then to remove her diaper and then smear it everywhere all over. She's your daughter. Is your daughter the one that goes around to every fucking public restroom in the universe?

Because that's how someone's doing it. Well, once you got to that point, then it's like, and my wife's like freaking out. And she's like, what do you do? What do you do? Like, you need to calm down first. We're just gonna clean her up and it's fine. And so I picked her up and I don't wanna freak out

my little girl. So I'm like, we're gonna take a bath. And so it took her into the tub and she's caked. It's cool. And so, you know what, thanks a parent parent you just sit in the tub run the water You're just scrubbing it off. You're like this is just dirt. This is just dirt. This is all we oh there's someone your face Let's get that all on now. It's just like you know, it's kids they they do that kind of stuff Yeah, and you deal with it. We're a poop heavy podcast

I'm gonna get my uterus taken out right now podcast. So I'm gonna get my uterus taken out right now. Me too. It's not all poop. They do funny stuff too. Yeah, poop like pee. Yeah. The other one. Just mess machines. Yeah. I don't know. I'm like I love like kid. I think kids are awesome because they're just like skies of limit. I'm invincible. Everything's awesome all the time. I love kids. If you're an adult, you think that's a terrible thing. You're going to hurt yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny. You said it. No, I remember being like really little and my dad took me out. I was on my tricycle. I was riding around and I just fucking went across the street without looking both ways or whatever and this car slams on its brakes And you fucker almost took me out and I was like oh that was close Then my dad like screamed at me for what felt like eight days and I was like oh god

Why are you so angry? And it's like when you get older? You're just like I was a piece of shit and he thought I was about to be dead. It was all gonna be his fault Like dumb thing and miles to do it's weird the best part of being a parent is Getting to make stuff up. Oh yeah. And it's the most fun to just make up stuff. Just make up your kid. Well, I remember my parents do.

I went to, I remember going to Disney as a little kid. And I remember looking at Disney and they have people walk around dressed up as the characters. And I remember being over by like splash mountain and pointing over it like I think the the bear from what's that racist cartoon the one that Disney never talks about. Scooby-Doo. Oh, song in the south. Oh wow. They still have those characters out there. Well at that time, Brear Bear was walking around. Interesting. Okay. And I keep thinking you're saying rare bear. Rare bear. The room will dry, I'll crack around. Rover dried.

And I've never pointed out to my, to my dad and I was like, why, why don't they talk in Adizieland and my dad thinks for a quick second. He thought this up quicker than he should have. And he goes, well, do they, do they talk in the cartoons? And I was like, yeah, they do. He's like, well, they're not in the cartoons. They can't talk. And I was like, it makes sense. That's, and I believe that. I believe it. He's like, well, they're not in the cartoons, they can't talk. And I was like, it makes sense.

And I believe that. I believe it. It's like, it's like dream logic. You know, when like, you just know that. I had so many situations and dreams where I look at something and I go, oh, it's normal. Yeah. Like I remember having a dream of my dog had two heads,

one on the front, one on the back. I was like, and I remember looking at that in the dream and just going, looks good to me. I've and just going looks good to me that really got someone in the control. It's not an even deeper level to like there was one like dream I had where I was I was running from something I don't remember what but in my dream I just remember thinking it's okay my dad's in the next room like I don't I don't remember seeing my dad at all for that dream whatsoever but like I just knew oh it's cool my dad's here my dad's in the next room. I don't, I don't, I don't remember seeing my dad at all for that dream whatsoever, but like I just knew, oh, it's cool, my dad's here, my dad's somewhere.

Like, it'll get him. Oh my God. Yeah, I just, I don't know, dreams are weird. Do you guys have like the dreams that they was talking about like in the movies where it's like, oh no, I showed a phone in the past, I didn't study, and I'm naked, like, does anybody actually have eyes? Headdreams where I showed up in my underwear or something. Yeah, school, and I was like, oh no, I showed a phone in the past. I didn't study and I'm naked. Like, does anybody actually have eyes? Headdreams where I showed up in my underwear or something.

Yeah, school. And I was like, oh, I'm not wearing pants. Oh, let's go to class. I think the most stereotypical dreams I ever had, and I don't remember my dreams anymore. And I think I've grown out to be able to remember them. I don't dream anymore. I don't think I'm dead.

And kids will do that to you. Oh. I don't care. They suck the dreams out of you. You pass your dreams onto your children? I've always had dreams for you. You can't dreams on to your children? It was, I've always like had to dream for you. You can't run and you want to. Oh, those are awful.

I remember when you were putting. For some reason, I had a nightmare after watching the television broadcast of a live action production of the Peter Pan musical. Okay. And for some reason, and at one point, the crocodile comes out, you know, and he tic-toc talks and goes across stage and for some reason that night I had I remember as I still remember this dream From being a kid that was in my living room almost like a poltergeist moment where the only light is coming from like the white noise of the TV And I'm standing on a rug and I hear the tick talk And this huge you know alligator or crocodile starts coming around the corner around my living room.

And of course, I start running and I'm just like running in place on this rug. I'm able to go anywhere, this rug is in the room. And that was my dream. It's like some daffy duck won't just go. Yeah, that's what it was. Except for horrifying. Yeah, that's awful. Yeah, I hate those where like I get dreams where like I can fly.

It's like, oh yeah, flying. And it's awesome were like I get dreams were like I can fly it's like oh, yeah flying It's awesome and then uh Then I can't and it's like arms like struggling to like just get up shit in the air like but I want to fly Yeah, it was so cool a second ago Regular dreams like what just like normal things happen doing taxes Honestly just like hanging out with people really and every now and then I'll have dreams that are like really bizarre like giant animals Or some sort like what I remember the stream vividly it was a giant pigeon Attacking my elementary school and we are on the roof

That would be terrifying because pigeons are stupid as shit, so they'll just be like shit so they'll just be like That's why it's terrifying Russian people They don't know what they're terrifying. Yeah, they don't know what the fuck they're doing They're just dumb animals. Yeah, I remember having a dream as a kid where I was playing out in my in my front yard And a bad guy from Power Rangers showed up and I remember they were the putt like what were they got the putties? Yeah, and they're just like I tried to scream for help and I just couldn't

That was I was trying to scream for help and these things were just walking towards me and like nobody was around it was like My my dream my nightmares always have to do with being alone. I know it is I Know that I am My friend Hello instead just getting my Miles being friends you want to talk about your new friend? Oh My neighbor. Yeah, you're neighbor. Oh fuck yeah, Alex. We are running short on time just so you know did you so you got to go about this the other day So I now I made my I realize this I made my first friend

So I now I made my I realized this I made my first friend Ever in my life that was not related to school or work in school or work You know, I've met tons of great people through the community, but I would you know consider that to be my friend through work by product This is the first friend I've made out in the wild and it's just because we both have to take dogs out to shit because our girlfriends Won't do it you should say what the text message you sent it sent it uh... yes or something text and because so we talked for a while and uh... he's a cool dude and once we start talking about nerdy shit i was like all right this guy's cool he was telling me goes yeah i'm kind of in the magic

like oh yeah the card game goes yeah no i have like a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, as in you have a quarter behind you here. And different spelling. Yeah, he said, he's like, yeah, no, my, I'm kind of getting by right now selling some, some of my magic cards. I'm like, oh, really? He goes, yeah, I'm probably a $10,000 deck. I'm like, oh, so you're in the magic, okay.

Kind of. So we finally through like a million times of like, we, you know, we get out and we have the, the joke conversation of, oh, I don't remember your name. Ah ha ha this episode time Oh, I have my phone. What's the number finally get it? I finally send a text message. I said yo Alex It's miles. I'm sitting here in apartment 616 dot dot dot thinking ever so fondly of you and our blossoming new friendship That that seemed like an appropriate first text is a red that creepy. Why will I? I thought it was funny But I thought it was funny.

I thought it was funny. Have you been joking with him before? Has he been married? He did. Well, he fucking hung out since then. And he was, yeah, but he didn't text me until the next morning with, oh, yeah, hey, I went to bed early last night and dreamed of said friendship.

What are you up to tonight? All right, but he never hosted that. What I will said, I posted that because it was like two hours after I sent it I got no response and I send a text to carry go I say I take a picture of what I sent him like oh, hey, Kerry did I like Lay on like the bromance will do harder with this thing is well that depends are you trying to fuck them? Well are you I mean yeah, okay? No, no, he's a he's super cool. We hung out we play I left the cards against humanity stream to go play cards against humanity with my neighbors Cool, I need friends too. Yeah, let us be friends with them work on those personalities

Well, I think it's time to wrap up the podcast on that fucking bummer downer insults of a note We didn't mention the shirt. Oh, yeah. We have a new shirt in the R.T. store. Oh, a snail assassin. Based off the snail assassin story. Eventually. So the awesome snail assassin. I don't know if you could see that. But it's going to be an in-store tomorrow

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