Rooster Teeth Podcast - RT Podcast #324

Episode Date: May 20, 2015

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Where are your sponsors right there and right over there I was gonna roll with it. I was not gonna call any attention to it this week the podcast. We got Gus Ben my name is Max and I'm Bernie. Oh fuck. I just pissed off Gus. It's Blaine Oh my god get semester at the intro. No, I almost I am I just got a look from Yeah, kill killed a mortal man. I think Gus is mad because we used up all the conversations on the periscope for the podcast. We were periscoping a little bit. Periscope is so stupid, nobody cares. Oh, you know what? I have a lot of fun with it, but I see your point.

Wait for the next revolution. What's the next revolution? I don't know. Apple watch. The next revolution that happened. I mean, imagine the Egyptian like a... What the fuck are you talking about? Where is it?'t wait wait wait wait Where is this going? Let's not let let let no no no. I want to guess this one. Oh

The next revolution you did say Egypt in there's some reason. Yeah, so are you talking about like live Parascoping a war here's what I think I think when you look back after our civilization is gone They're gonna see remnants of our society like we do with the Egyptians and periscope We were one of the things that people are able to watch aren't able to watch aren't able to watch No, like you remember the Egyptian riots a few years ago They were trying to get rid of the Carp way yeah, yeah, so like people using Twitter and taking pictures and it was like moving everyone across the world And it was like you know motivating them imagine if that was just video. Oh you meant like a literal revolution. Yeah, I meant like not like a like a metaphorical revolution

Yeah, actual revolution. Yeah. All right, and then you'll be like oh a periscope. There's a point to it Like there is no point Life you scroll through every fucking periscope on there not one worth of Everything Paris in by the way what we're talking about is periscope. It's a live streaming my hair's nuts It's a live streaming app that is available on Twitter There was a competitor called Mirkat which kind of started off the live streaming thing. That was big in South by oh my god They may be like 11 million bucks at South by Southwest and a week later Periscope was put out by Twitter and it was like oh you can watch the user like trends like just crisscross

Which everyone taking off in periscope that being said, I think Pierce Goops doing really well, right now it's fun, but it's not gonna be around for very long because apparently Snapchat is gonna do a live streaming app. And once Snapchat does that, I mean, that's where all the momentum is right now in social media, it's everything going towards Snapchat anyway. Yeah, I guess I don't know. What am I having for your adressant that?

It's a different audience. It's hard for me to see people above the age of 25 or even above the age of 20 getting that hardcore in a snap. Way more people use snapchat than Twitter. Really? So, Twitter has a really small user base. I mean, we use it. Blamin'nize it.

Snapchats evaluations. Way above, Twitter. The last event that we had was Let's Play Live. And everybody at Let's Play Live, all of our people had the same experience where all the selfies they did were majority of them were Snapchat, which actually doesn't make a lot of sense to me, because Snapchat and Periscope, they both disappear after 24 hours. They're temporary.

Yeah, I think you can set it to where it saves the pictures that you take yourself. And you save it for yourself. Yeah, you can't save other people stuff. They're sent to you without using some kind of third party, but if you want anything you take, you can keep. I'm sorry. Snapchat tells you when you take a screenshot. It tells you when something's... No third party, but if you want anything you take, you can keep. I'm sorry. Snapchat tells you when you take a screenshot.

It tells you when something's... No, no, no, no. You're not taking a screenshot of someone else's stuff, but if you take a snap or a... I understand what you're saying. You're saying the third party thing, though. I think you can screenshot somebody else's stuff. It just tells that person when you do it, right?

There's a certain social networking app that a lot of people use those screenshots. their snapchats as profile pictures and it kind of pisses me off because there's a little X and it's like for the number from holding it down or whatever. Yeah or no from I don't know just like it has the X like it was clearly a snapchat it was taken in snapchat and it's like why does it just take an actual picture I don't understand. Like they snapchat then they take a screenshot. Right. It's just because I think so many people are using snapchat now you know? So yeah, Snapchat in January, according to Business Insider, had 200 million monthly users.

Twitter, supposedly, around the same time, had 288 million. So Twitter's got more right now. Twitter does have more as a February. That's a game. The trend definitely seems towards Snapchat though. Yeah, it's full time. In January of 2014, Facebook had had 350 million are you doing it?

What Snapchat? Yeah. Oh, are you doing it? I tried it's just so hard to ignore stuff that you don't care about like you know to ignore stuff. Yeah, because someone I don't want to watch this and I can't get rid of it. I said it starts playing You're like, where is this gonna go? Whereas you know tweets like an tweets like an instant, and you're like, ah, no, no care. You can just tap on the screen, it'll go away. I think there's comes a point though, when you're just like, you know, I've made it this far and social media,

this is far as I'm going. I'm not going farther. And I've had a lot of fun with Periscope, I've enjoyed it. I fully recognize the probably Periscope will die out to Snapchat pretty quickly. But I just, it don't know, man, it's tough. It's tough to adopt like, I didn't even get on Instagram. Once I got to Twitter, I was pretty much done. I think it's just two different audiences. I have one picture on Instagram

Two pictures maybe yeah, I don't really see the point in Instagram anymore Except for if I have like a lower priority picture or video that I want to post the lower priority picture Cuz I don't have this is a level three picture Picture bling sitting on his throne of his social media empire this This picture is not worthy of my Twitter being to Instagram with you Never fucked up the podcast intro because I'm just doing the rest of the Welcome to my world blaine. Oh, here's phone go off to get him put on It's a blamed it thing what is that?

I gave you the fucking look It's the blinged it thing. What is that? Oh, when you fuck up? Right here. Yeah, I think you fuck up. Rising your started it. I don't know where it had I thought it started with a version. It's been around forever. Merchant. Oh, yeah, emergency trials Like we're like let's look at Blaine's footage because he had the camera that was recording Michael Spinner on the circles really good like oh man There's something off in the distance that looks really weird But then as the camera moved it moved to and we realize there's a pubic hair in the lens yeah it was really

good footage though it was inside the camera wasn't like not even on the lens okay no no no no no it was it was in the gate okay I we rented that camera from someone it's that guy's fault for not giving a secr could you say that that guy blamed it? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha was just commenting, fuck is that pubic here? God, there was no movie magic, no removing the pubic post. Oh, we had no. This is a pretty big pub. I remember this is a very large pubic. But I remember though, I mean, you guys like call blame out for that, but you also have to remember

that when that happened, we were doing the trials version of immersion where they were on these little mini bikes, and neither Michael nor Gavin would practice on the bikes beforehand, because they wanted to be as realistic as possible that they had never ridden one before. Even for safety concerns, they refused to ride the bikes beforehand. They just got on them and rode them for the first time over an obstacle course. Michael, when he first took off, not exactly Michael's fault, these were cheap, cheap bikes. Like, we could barely keep these little mini bikes running.

So he had to rev it way up and then he punched it and then the bike took off out from underneath him. And he's got this bike, which is about a half-size bike and it was just like going and he's holding it but then he starts to go in a circle around him it almost looks like a trick that he was trying to do but you can tell he was way out of control everybody else I was like screaming just like go to the bike like go to the bike but he knew the bike would die so he refused to let it go then it drags and like right towards a telephone pole and one of those cables that's coming down supporting it I was like just like go just like I don't even think it was flying off the track And then lands in the ditch and the motorcycle ends up dying

Everyone else came running over everybody else abandoned their cameras blame with his pubic camera unfortunately Blame the whole time is like this like yeah, and then as soon as it's over he just goes I got it That's exactly what we trained them to do he didn't blinch didn't flinch at all everybody else is working out michael safety is like not i got the shot that's it so you have a clip of this is gavin yeah that's the mic mic was immersion so the same thing happened in uh... immersion uh... only looks at the camera only we also set up the gopro's on the thing

every time we had a bump the all the gopro's just fly off the bike and it is earlier in the video, but yeah. So the same thing, a similar thing happened in the Mario Kart immersion where Michael flipped the go kart and I was the camera closest to him and then I saw it going on and I was like, well, this is happening and I'm sure someone will be there to help, but I got to get this shot. Damn, was that a good shot though. That's flip.

And the first thing Michael said was you get the shot. Right. Yeah. So it's yeah Yeah, they're big about footage We're searching for it. It would have been before that. Yeah, it was like Directors commentary plus that was a hot day in those motor cycle outfits is rough. They were blazingly hot out there But we were put in a footage out of you Driving around that really small bike. I don't know if we did, that look like a Russian circus. I'm trying to rule over man. I'm still in her back.

I don't know if we ever put that out. I was trying to show all of my- I look forward, it was really, really funny. I was so worried because I was like, oh my god. Anybody gets hurt, this is coming back to me. I remember blame was like, alright, let's make these obstacles. Oh, it'll be so hard. They'll just like fall.

I'm like, you can't kill them Yeah, until the very last shot when they when they crossed the finish line And we're like just fucking pound them with that fire extinguisher I notice and those confetti can and just anything we can do for whatever reason you guys put me is like the prop guy on that like I built all those obstacles and I was like we're gonna make an archway with fireworks and flares You're what happened to the archway? Yeah, we're gonna help people on the... It melted and then it collapsed in while it was on fire.

That was my one failure that day, it was the melted days. That and the pub in the gate. Yeah, that the two failed. Okay, two failed days. The two times you blamed it on that shoot. So that's where blaming it comes from. Yeah, but we ended up giving him crap about that, because shit happens, but then it took,

it had a whole life of its own and kind of carried into a bunch of other stuff that's that's that's the long story behind blaming it people keep wanting like every every time we ask like we want to talk about the podcast people he wanted to talk about the Jared letter let out Joker pictures that have been released or leaked right for the Jared letter Joe is a suicide squad yeah they don't have any set security because they've been leaking photos left and right It's in town. Oh, it happens like that with everything like Margaroby and Will Smith There's like shit tons of pictures. Yeah call marketing. I saw that suicide squad photo the only thing interesting in the whole photo to me was

That's it that was Yeah, she's from You see you're in that season hot and that beautiful. Yeah. But the Joker thing drives me crazy because it's like one of the things where I don't think a lot of people who grew up reading DC comics. I read Marvel comics growing up, but I like DC heroes. I like Superman and Batman. All those guys that I loved all the movies with them.

I don't think a lot of people realize that the Joker is a really, it's a shitty character. It's an evil clown. Yeah, he is. The Batman fights an evil clown. That's all it is. It's like a 50 character it's it's it's an evil clown yeah and fight in evil clown that's all it is it's like a fifty style villain and it's shitty and it's like there they they've cast the joker in a few movies now a lot of different productions they had jack Nicholson is a joker he was fantastic yeah that he ledger as joker he was amazing mark amel play the joker mark amel can't

play any part without people comparing him to Luke Skywalker and giving him tons of shit. Mark Hamel played the Joker, everybody loved him. Fucking Caesar Romero played the Joker. Oh, with the little mustache, right? He had a mustache that he refused to shave and they just put white paint over the top of it. All of them were perfectly fine.

It's like there's literally never been a bad Joker. People complained even when Heath Ledger was cast initially about him being the Joker. Lost their shit, yeah. But there's literally never been a bad Joker people complained even when Heath Ledger was cast initially about yeah, yeah, I'm being the Joker Yeah, but there's there's literally never been a bad interpretation of the Joker I've never seen it like that's the bad example of the Joker there's a Romero right there You can see his mustache underneath the white makeup. It's like I don't know that you can play that part poorly I don't know that it can be done I think we've already kind of like given that character a pass on a fundamental level because it's an evil clown. You know, and I love the Joker.

The Joker's an amazing character, but it's at the end of the day to fucking evil clown. The end of the Joker. If he went to any other movie and they're like, well, who's the villain in this Avengers? It's like, all trying. It's like, what's all trying? It's like, he's a clown. He's like, I'm not gonna go do it. Or there's like an evil clown in Star Wars. He'd be like, the don't know if he could go. I'm like, I see that movie. I'm not gonna go do it. Or there's like an evil clown in Star Wars. He'd be like, the fuck is this bullshit? It would be the worst thing in the movie.

So Batman snuck it in long ago to where they could just keep picking him up. For whatever reason the Joker works, he's like the best villain in anything. So just like, he just wait and see, you know, it's like, it's not gonna be that bad. There's never been a bad Joker. I mean, you should have been here.

Just go with the track right here. You should've been here the other week and I was arguing with Jack about it. Oh, what did he say? His panties are in a fucking knot. Why? He said it looks like some kid who went to hot topic. Dude, you- Someone called him a juggalo. And I said, you know, what- what's the point? You're getting upset about these pictures.

People always get upset about these early casting pictures and the movie comes out and it's fucking fine. And he's like, like, like, camera phones. It's not like- You're actually seeing the final colored footage and making it look cool. Did you see people? Oh God, did you see already for some reason? I don't know why this is already out, but there was a like an 18-minute Behind the scenes video of like a yeah of stunts from Mad Max crazy that got released today and it's it's bizarre Like you said not color corrected like oh right. They filmed this movie in the real world. Yeah, it has real colors I'm gonna ghost it all that post and it looks crazy once it's once you see the file product it's nothing alike like if you saw those photos and you're like oh

they're making a mad Max I don't think we should be showing this because it might be spoilers for people. I saw it again last night. I got to see it. You haven't? I have seen it. I remember the last time I went and saw a movie opening weekend and I did it for this one.

I can't with kids. I can't see adult movies that often because it's like, you know, I'm not going to say, you know, hey, you can hang out here. I'm going to go see a movie, you know. So I just wait until like late on a weeknight, kids are asleep and then go see a movie then. Literally jaw dropping. Like there were so many times like that. It's not over selling.

It's not over selling. Dude, it was so, it was so like, it was amazing. It's amazing. The entire time. It's like a fun's like it would be jaw dropping to me Everything I saw in the trailer looked amazing I remember so many times like me and the stranger next to me We were best friends where they in the movie because the whole time we were like oh Like you know we like element Louise like hold them hands together

You haven't seen it you should I have not seen no I do want to do this this was a crazy weekend for me I totally use the kids to to get out of going to see pitch perfect to I don't know they did you know it sometimes they do stuff that's like really mature in that movie so like what I go You know like sex stuff where I got to go I just did not want to go see pitch perfect to when Mad Max was gonna be like next door So then you imagine if you have some like a acapella shit and like, you're hearing through the wall. Goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh,osh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, goosh, go We're happily like god damn it. Of course she likes the fucking smart guy I'm sitting in this goddamn movie that could be watching the tyrannosaurus rex eat people with that movie been better if there's a t-rex in it every movie would be better That's fair. Can I just mad Max at a t-rex in it Madrex yeah, yeah, you like ice be like a trucker. What's it called? Trucker store truck truck truck truck truck truck? Have you ever seen that in person?

No, no, I've just seen video that I've never seen in person You've seen the Jurassic Park trailer? Do they really need a double dinosaur? Like, aren't dinosaurs enough? It's like KFC, you know, I'm sure that's how they're right I can't wait, they're eating a double down They're like, I thought chicken was good But double chicken's amazing

And it's like the light bulb goes off and you're thinking about Jurassic Park Oh man They're eating a double down. They're like, I thought chicken was good, but double chicken's amazing And it's like the light bulb goes off and you think about Jurassic Park. Oh, man And I hid my cop chops and we're like sitting right next to me the entire time It's crazy like you can spend two years Looking at all the stuff people say about movies and it's just 24 hours a day and the movie is two hours Two hours like two years two and a half years of just like non-stop dialogue Arguing for a thing that's just like two hours. It's insane to kind of impact. Yeah. That's why I described the process of movie making.

It's like take a year and a half of your life and get 90 minutes of it right. Yeah. Pretty much. That's it. And that's hard. It's very difficult to do that. And you'll want to get 90 minutes right in this little window. Yeah. Everything else around it can be total shit. Yeah. Like that little window, as long as 90 minutes of that window are great Then you got a good movie money. Yeah, you're all set. Otherwise you're fucked. Sorry. You're gonna see Jurassic Park when it comes out like opening We can but it's dress world by the way, Jurassic World. Sorry. Sorry. Probably not no I can't think I'm trying to remember what the last movie I saw opening weekend was and it might have been

Iron Man The first time in that was a That was the last movie I saw opening with him. What would be the next one of the movies that are coming out? Star Wars? There you go. No, I got one for you. You'll go see Opening Weekend. Laser team.

Laser team? Definitely. You will go see World of Warcraft opening weekend. If you don't see Star Wars, that's happening. I won't. I won't fucking World of Warcraft. You see the image of this? I'll see it. But I won't see it opening weekend. Yeah, there's a better image.

There's a better they released that image of him like you know a orgrim. I'm gonna go to that without knowing anything and I'm just gonna enjoy it because I watch those cinematics and I don't play World of Warcraft. I don't care about World of Warcraft but those are like beautiful cinematics. You try playing a little over. Hey, if you're looking it up they put out a shot of orgrim. It looks like the main orc for the world orcraft movie I'm gonna send you a better version that somebody else linked. There's a part. There's something right there I try playing a small kind of small about I try playing world of warcraft I was like I'm gonna give this a shot. I know it's super popular and then I was just like oh man

I really have to talk to a lot of people I don't like doing this in real life. You're like talking to people for what? For a whole aircraft. It's just like I can't, I can't, I'm not. You're officially less social than Gus then in that case. You can't talk to people online? No, it's just like putting in the effort like I got to like make new friends. I got like make new friends online and then like we have to plan stuff together That's already hard enough in real life. Yeah, I see to punch me. How would you punch me right now? Like what like that? Oh you took your thumb. You're gonna break your thumb never took your thumb

That's always a big joke. Stick it out like that if you tuck your thumb into your fist and you punch with it You will break your thumb there you go That a boy that That was amazing! Showed him! Loader! It's a great punch. He just punched Blaine like he's knocking on a door. This one looked like, essentially. So, hey, this one. You, um, it's beautiful. That's exactly how it looked.

I, uh, I hear you guys are starting your, uh, You're kickball fun tomorrow. Fuck. Yeah. Kickball madness. I'm super excited. Um? And it's, it's like a bunch of people. It's supposed to be very casual. It's supposed to be very casual. People just go in and drink, but like, Is there, it's it's like it's supposed to be very casual people just go in and drink but like

Is there is the actual kickball. Yeah, it's clear about it. It's not pro kickball. No, no No, I'm saying like people show up with just like a shit ton of beer and there's just drink like a my girlfriend's team She just got off like I went there and I was like oh, I was subbing in I was like let's practice and those is girl I went there and I was like, oh, I was subbing in. I was like, let's practice. And there's this girl trying to flip a cup of beer off her ass and like land it on her ass. Like that was that that's what the lead. With beer in it. Yeah. Or just with beer. I don't remember. I think it had a part of the important job. Maybe they're ahead. Maybe business. I would imagine it was empty. Yeah. Is there a place where you're about to say Josh couldn't do that. No, I was going to say Josh Flanagan just went to a wedding. They met at this Austin social club thing. Basically, I'm gonna find a girlfriend there. I'm hoping. We'll see.

You have trouble finding a girlfriend? Hey, you know, you go to the social things when you can't like find a girl in college. Like there's a lot of people. You find a great girl. A girl I liked a lot. And then for whatever reason, it was like, nah, not happening. Oh, I like the one, talking about the one recently.

I like the one a year before. A year, that was a doubt that would be. Which be which one? I don't know the what's her name Is there a pool yet? I like to be injured first. Oh, yeah, that's what I like to yeah, she's like a she's at UT Right, yeah, that's what yeah, that's a lot of it Let me get it in is there a pool yet. I'm who's gonna be injured first in the stupid kickball team I'm not gonna be injured i'm not talking to you i have a team list i am surprisingly athletic so whoa oh i got a list of everyone that's on the kickball team i don't really even know what this is so there's a like a league we go and you play kickball

yeah and kickball for those people who have never played kickball like say they're in different country it's like baseball for like five-year-olds right where someone throws you a ball rolls it to you. You kick it instead of hitting it with a bat. Oh, it's harder than that. It's not like, you ball is like baseball for five year olds. Kick. Do five year olds play kickball? Have you seen how fast those kickballs go? Five year olds play kickball. I don't know. I don't know any five year olds. What? Maybe. I don't know. Did you play kickball when you were a five year old? I'm out of it. No.

What grade are you in in five? What did you play kickball? Up to one grade, did you play kickball? Did you went to school in Houston? Fifth grade. No, there's no way you played all the way up to fifth grade. Maybe fifth grade. Maybe fifth grade.

He says so the elementary school. Yeah. It's like the child game. Brandon's easily the person who's going to get hurt first. No, I am you have I'm surprisingly athletic There's no other team. We have like goddesses on our team like they're all like athletic church Like yeah, I played a little bit of collegiate, you know softball and stuff like we're gonna fucking own who you got You make her on there shoemaker. She's gonna just a blast to the list. Yeah, let me see that

See these people who come up so you guys gonna Can crowds come out and watch you guys play I see these people who have come out so you guys gonna Can crowds come out and watch you guys play On there we're thinking about Sarah yeah Sarah I don't know many people know Sarah She's in charge of all of our pipe lining of all of our videos. Chrismic means she's a production assistant I think she was just recently hired as Dorian's assistant. Hey, there's Chris right there. What can I say hi come say hi come She she wanted the audience to know she's fresh out of the shower That's kind of a weird. That's kind of a weird thing to say. He spoke your head in here. Hey, she is that's Chris. Hey, that's Chris

Also Megan Megan cashers on there Also collegiate and after shoemaker. Yeah, I should shoemaker. She's a she was a collegiate athlete. She's killing oh Yeah, actually she makes it she's a she was a collegiate athlete. Yeah, oh Other milders walking a very I got your money. Why do you guys think I'm the worst athlete? Do down there? No, no, not the worst athlete. You're the most likely to get injured. It's totally different thing. Okay, no I'm playing Daniel. Yes, Chris. I'll show you. You, Maryl 44 what do you owe you 44 bucks for I got 42 You almost walked right in front of the camera. How long have you been working? You love it, Merrill. Go for it. She was half a step away from doing it. Yeah, exactly half a step away. What is what is what is playing on your money for? What are you on money for?

She she was the one that arranged the whole Ruchit team. So it's $44 for what? I don't have two more bucks. My friendship is good for it. And I like good for it. No, good for it. Yeah, I give some always pays their debts forever Fuck you miles you and your shiny ball suit come here and stuff in front of the camera for us Show you don't have that power. Yeah, even miles knows. I'm just my missing out miles game in his mocaps suit to come and eat pizza Where is he? You know, I don't think I've ever put on one of those mocap suits and thought boy I should go eat some pizza I look in that thing. I figured that with like the black suit I kind of blend into the background, but then I realized I'm covered with the most reflective dots You also have two enormous pieces of pizza in your hand that would keep you from burning it It would look like two normal compared to all the other pieces. It would look like two pieces of pizza. We're floating in the air

All right, so I recorded some of my last dialogue for Red vs. Blue the other day for season 13. That was a lot of fun. Miles is a great director. We're in the middle of producing and releasing Red vs. Blue season 13 available on anywhere you can see video. Now on YouTube, Red vs. Blue is coming to YouTube day and date. So when it's available on Ruchertee.com for everyone, it'll also be available on YouTube. That's the first time that's ever happened. That's crazy speaking to which Gus

I'm good. When is the podcast? We've talked about before When is the podcast video gonna come out on YouTube the same week it comes out on the same week recorded like Usually we record it now. It's Monday night the sponsors are watching you right now Then tomorrow everyone will be able to get an audio format and It'll be video on the website then next Wednesday. It'll be up on YouTube on video So when will it be just everything in one week? It's out on YouTube the same week that we recorded When I'm not in a bad mood. Come on. It's not you better answer than that. I don't know get there eventually You know, I mean is it coming soon? I think so.

Okay. Do an hour earlier every week. I don't know, a room full of people will kill you. If you try to get stuff, you're going to be better. There's no technical reason to do it anymore, right? No, it just takes time. No. Oh, it's just time?

Yeah. Oh, it is, okay. But we'll get there. What's I can say? Oh, so you sent me a bunch of stuff. I like having brand-down the podcast. Because before the podcast, he'll somebody should look up a bunch of uh, a bunch of topics and send me stuff that and most of the time You send me stuff. It's stuff that I haven't seen yet for some reason. Yeah, it's like You still okay, so there was one you sent me in particular. I want to talk about first. Okay, because it was the one that I said I was like

If Gus likes it, it was one that Brandon sent me and he's like I'm not gonna talk about this on the podcast, but oh shit. Here's this link That's why I said I was like if Gus likes it. It was one that Brandon sent me and he's like, I'm not gonna talk about this on the podcast, but here's this link. And I thought I was like, you should absolutely talk about that on the podcast. You remember that one? It was, yeah, that was like the Craigslist ad.

Yeah, Saudi Arabia is executing so many people, they need more executioners, so they put out a call to hire more executioners. What? They put like a one in a head. Is there like a union thing they can only execute one person a day? I don't know. Gus, I'm going to ask you right up. If you had you view an executioner, how many people could you execute today? I think if they're lined up, what are you doing?

You're just what do they do? Hang and be hanging? They do beheading. Yeah, if I get a if I'm handed a fresh sword. Fresh start. Every time. I could probably do. You need a sword sponsor for that. 40. Do you think? for that 40 do you think no way? I mean, you know hard it would be to Five an hour is it like a worthy? You think it's like the physical demanding or the physics how it's physically demanding it is already Think it's like an emotional thing. It's like oh, I've killed so many people and I feel really bad today like why are they I think it's a setup time right set up time. Yeah

In the news, but getting getting the newspaper and being like, I help wanted ads. I'd say it would be really bad in that process. How would you like to be the dude who is the front line guy who answers applications for executioner? Like he has to do the screening for the front line. How does the job interview go?

Oh, I can't even imagine the view you cut before you get to the next level. Nah, that's not a joke. It's a thing. I mean, interview you go. Oh, I can't even imagine the view you cut before you get to the next level. Nah, that's not a joke. This is a thing. I mean, that bottle opener. But that would be like the worst cross section of people ever. Did you see the opposite side?

No, I shut the fuck up. Goddamn, there's no other way to talk to you. Goddamn. I think it would be opposite though. I'd be like, how is that happened? Cause he's too normal. Nice guy. What about that crazy ass guy?

Oh, perfect. That's a second interview. No, I've been to you. Salmon LinkedIn. I bet you get people who are like, they come in the interview, they're like, hey man, perfect. That's a second interview. No, I bet you're getting in. I bet you get people who are like, they come in an interview, they're like, hey man, I'm a real go-getter. Should I kill somebody now? It's part of the interview. Like, I brought somebody with them to kill.

I would not be surprised if anyone's gonna apply for a shot. They bring a resume with photos? Yeah. Oh, I think it's one of my work, my portfolio. Exactly right. You hear about the guy that they executed in North Korea? This guy really, really, really, really... The guy. The one that you're getting. Even hear about this though. I think I know he's talking there was a guy who fell asleep during some ceremony that Kim Jong-un was Present for good. He wasn't his Presentation he was just there. He was there right the sky fell asleep during it and they called they did what's called

Oh, what is it called a obliteration where they basically shot the man with a Anti-aircraft gun. Yep. Those bullets are about that big. Oh Didn't the South Korean news agency that reported that didn't they retract that story? Oh really? Oh, I feel like a dumbass now. No, I don't know about that. Yeah, I mean don't get wrong I believe that that happens. I find the retractions are far less interesting than That's what I find because if you had to pick an execution method, how do we like for me to do? Yeah Blowjob No, this one blowjob would actually be terrible wouldn't it? Yeah, I really like that. Jeff. I blowjob would be awful as a person supposed to what other kinds of that?

Oh, no, it would be so you would just like float into this It's not no, it's not a death by if it's like really hate when Brandon gets on my side Seeing it and I'm over here ripping in the shreds. Oh, so I had my phone I guess yeah, I thank you for apologizing. I like Brandon tried to throw blade under the bus You really blame that one Brenda? I don't know I'm sorry fire squad Doesn't matter we go with traditional methods sure that's pretty traditional man I think they're all the tough parts of me of any kind of method of execution

He's just having the date on the calendar that you know you're gonna die and just approaching it steadily like a fucking Dennis appointment or something like that and I just think that like a mental torture that you can't fathom until you're in that situation I literally all get 17th, you know, of 2013, you're gonna die. And you're sitting there in 2008 and you're just waiting for that date to come. And that would just drive you insane. But if you gotta do anything,

I think give it to you is probably the best. Do you team? I feel, unless they blindfold you, I would disagree. Would you wanna look down? I don't think so. If you probably wanna look down, because I think I've read stories before that, when they used to do it, you know back year hundreds of years ago That's sometimes if people's heads weren't put in properly would hit the base of the skull and wouldn't go through

Yeah, I have to pull it up and we do it again Same thing about like I mean how are they sharpening it? They might they probably couldn't get it super sharp or if they were going through a line of people and they weren't Re-sharp and get every time. It's a problem It's crazy when they killed so many people that had to come up with a mass production way to kill people. Isn't that horrible? I would want to die by a gladiator death.

I don't want to die. No, I wouldn't want to. Forever, I don't care. Glad you did that. I'm just going to die. Death by immortality. No, I'm just going to watch the sun swallow the earth. Just take up the earth space and be like, I guess I guess I'm gonna float for a while in space.

I don't know what's gonna happen. I want to die normally. Like, natural causes, old man, you know, I've alienated all my family. You know what they're all bitter fighting over money. That's exactly how I want to die. Gladiator. Classic way to die. That's what I want to go for.

Not to get loaned in the nursing home. Not to get morbid by Am going to be What is it called a Jumped out of the plane skydiving. I'm gonna be skydiving in for my birthday How are you about a solo lesson because I went tandem for the recap So don't you have to go tandem those three times before we can go solo? No, so they're actually offer a course It's not gonna be completely solo. There will be a guy that jumps out with me and he's going to be holding on to my harness Okay, but once I hit parachute, then it's all me. You're by yourself, though.

I mean, he's there, but you're the one jumping out of the plane. Like, and tan them, the guy goes, you got to go with him. You're making out the conscious choice. You've got to jump. Yes. I'm going to load him in. I'm going to have to jump out. There's just another dude who happens to be there,

but you're jumping solo. So I'm actually looking, like, it's going to be fun, but it's also like terrifying. You're not going to pack your shoot, are you? No, they do that for you. I can like terrifying. You're not gonna pack your shoot are you? No, they do that for you. I could get you gonna watch him do it though, right? No, what the chick that taught the not would want to see the one that's gonna be doing it for me her name Sarah She's pretty cool. Why would you want to see him do that? I mean you watch the pilots fly the plane just like they got it I was if there was a lot of time well

I get to see who wants the pilots Well, I like are there they are on it because I wouldn't want the big turbulence and then watch one pilot look at another pilot like this I wouldn't want that moment or do like the you know the cross Totally trust you I would never do that because I'd be afraid I'd be falling and I'd be like all right pull the shoot and my arms Wouldn't do anything and I'm like that's what the guys there but brain No execute the shoot and it's just like for whatever reason I just don't do anything. That's what the guys there. Brain, no, execute the shoot. And it's just like, for whatever reason, I just don't do it. They make you like call out everything during practice and they also say that you need

to do it when you're jumping. That would not help me. You get in either like breathing techniques that you got to do, but I'm going to be a little over two miles up in the air. That's crazy. It's going to be free fall for about 45-50 seconds. I want to read the craziest account of paratroers in World War II that they would come out of the plane in such density That they would create like drafts where other if anyone was above somebody

The parachute below you would catch so much air resistance. There'd be nothing for you to like catch Falling faster and they would run over the tops of each other's parachutes because they were inflated and they would run To get out in front of it and then their Shoot would pop again and then they would do that all the way down to the ground basically that would be terrifying Just like there's that many people in the air and they all have an enormous parachute it's also old-school parachutes Where they're just like looking at umbrella. Yeah, yeah, there's no steering those you imagine like seeing that though Just hundreds of people up in the sky running on each other's parachutes We talked about this before to like in an earlier,

earlier podcast, the rule is to, from the Geneva Convention, that you can't shoot a pair of trooper and a pair of trooper can't shoot until they hit the ground. Bullshit. Right. No, there's no, like, you're someone's invading your country, do you like come on down, down, down, down, down.

Landing their mind. There you would totally just be shooting dudes in the air. That'd be horrible. It was not a thing though, like they used to just AA the shit Come on down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down down Warfare on everybody it was all trench warfare, too It was like the also like the real rise of the automated weaponry like machine guns and stuff Tank things right got that that I put that was fucking terrifying You imagine being from a country. No have tanks. You don't even know what they are And they just see this giant metal beast. It'd be almost like an alien invasion I think we have that today. I think we have that with drones I mean imagine if like you're just sitting there you hear a buzz in the sky and this like This machine being driven by someone halfway around the world all of a sudden shows up and just start shooting up your neighborhood

Best case scenario shoot it down. Do you even kill anybody? No, I know you didn't even like kill the invader You just killed the machine that was there. It's really hard to shoot up at something like that like you're not gonna hit it It's hard to shoot up. You mean like if something's like in the air, like far away, it's hard to like get to it. Because all of a sudden now your gravity is like working against the bullet. That's why I think a lot of it is. Where's it be sure the ground gravity doesn't affect bullets? Well, no, but if you're shooting like, you know, on a plane, it's not jumping on me.

On the plane, not at a plane. It's just the distancing. That's basically what it comes down to. Distance and speed, I think. What's that? Distance and speed. Right. It's just the distance thing. That's basically what it comes down to. Right. distance and speed, I think. What's that distance and speed? Right. It's moving so quickly. Oh, you mean the the object move? Of course. That would be fun to play. Wind. But I'm saying it's like effect. I hear about snipers had to shoot from so far away. They have to take into account gravity.

They had to take you. I'm going to count wind and they have taken account the curvature of the earth. Yeah, I've actually heard that that's bullshit though. Oh, really? Yeah. I've been like completely calling out, I've actually heard that that's bullshit though. Oh really? Yeah, yeah, it's like I have to like completely call you out But I did hear that that's not it would be a very rare Instance where that would come into place Missile or something that's gonna be exiting the atmosphere. I'm sure something like that you'd have to take the Coriolis effect into an account But not so Everything about the Coriolis effect bullshit because even like don't they say like the draining of Water from a drain, you know, we feel like

I say the course of things to go a certain way and I've also heard that that's bullshit. I've read that that's bullshit too So like is the corals effect even really a thing or is it just like a bullshit thing that you attribute things to when you don't know what you're talking about It's always bad as to see a movie where they're like they got to take everything to account in this shot, you know, like the thing Coral's effect you did the voice well, too Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, you gotta look out for the core of those When you're taking a shot at the Joker Because of all this test is people are very upset that I refer to the Joker as an evil clown I'm sorry that I refer to your evil clown as need my apologies

I didn't mean to do that. I think what would they prefer you refer to him as he's the Joker He's Gus. He's trying to get past. He's like evolved above clown level who wears makeup and then kills people with the squirting flower on his lapel. Yeah that guy. I think people are so far away from like the classic representation of him is just like this crazy jester like from the comics and the cartoon. Yeah I think I wonder if that like if it stuck around because it plays off the people's innate fear of clowns. You think that has something to do with it. How long do you think the innate fear of clowns has existed though since the day after clowns were in bed? Really is it?

The 40s people afraid of clowns I don't think I don't think the phobia clowns. I don't think that affects people to joke or it like if you PENYWISE Pennywise yeah, you know they recast Pennywise for the new it there's a new it there's a new it and they have a kid from He's in the meat the millers. He's the he's like it Pennywise. He's like a teenage kid. I think it's a great choice You know that kid's British that's something about that kid is like he's a little off, you know Yeah, that's I understand that's that's at least who is in the running for it He kind of has a that look though. What was the guy's original dead eye Kim Curry? Serial kind of has that weird like Bulji Tim Curry. I look to me When they when they actually I read the book it as a teenager and when they put the mini series out

I actually didn't like Pennywise Because he was far different than I had him envisioned in my head like I didn't envision him being bald I envisioned him a lot more like The clown that is the doll in poltergeist in the kids room. You know, you ever seen poltergeist before? Yeah. Yeah, so that clown, like a big like triangle hat on and all that stuff. Plus he's not a clown that long, right? Or as nearly as long as he's in the movie in the books.

What's that? Like he's not a clown, he's not a clown in the books like the whole time. Oh god. Yeah, he's kind of like a... Yeah, that's the kid. So that's the confirmation that that's the kid, right? He's got this evil eyebrows. He looks a tiny bit in the eyes. The eyes a little bit. He looks like Jonesy a little bit. Speaking of Joker. Okay. They actually do. It's not bad. Thank you. Interpreter. Well, no, it's because when he's looking in it, all I could think of is he actually sees me doing this podcast because that's what's terrifying about Pennywise. He sees you from pictures and stuff. I don't like,'t like I don't want to look at that picture when he's looking to the camera

because like there's something about it being like that's what's terrified about Pennywise he just knows like if you're looking at a book of Pennywise and he like reaches through it because he knows because you can see you through pictures and stuff like that yeah yeah yeah you know it's not real right but he's not real in the book and he's still really he's not really not real. Does that make it real? I'm just worried that if I go crazy, my craziness is gonna manifest itself and Pennywise.

Oh my God, you just exactly described my ex-wife's description of why she doesn't like ghosts. Remember that? My ex-wife was afraid of ghosts. And I was like, why are you afraid of ghosts? And she goes, I'm afraid of seeing a ghost. And I go, what does that mean? She said, well, if you see a ghost, if I see a she goes she goes I'm afraid of seeing a ghost and I go what does that mean? She said well if you see a ghost if I see a ghost that means I'm crazy and I said so you're afraid of going crazy

She goes no I'm afraid it goes That was your explanation for me. No fucking sense to me ever what are you trying to say? I did you have the exact same explanation as her as to why you're afraid of perfect You're afraid that if you go crazy, you'll see Pennywise. Therefore you're afraid of Pennywise. No, no, no It can be both it can be both I'm just saying the more I see it and the more I remember it the more likely that when I go crazy my brain is gonna be like all right Well, what are we gonna do to make this guy crazy? Are you wearing an apple watch? I am. Wouldn't you have an apple watch? Um, like you go better question. Why did you get an apple watch? Yeah? Why did you get an apple watch?

Why did it or do I like it still waiting for somebody to explain me what the fucking Apple watch is the problem is because they're marketing it as an Apple watch, but if they marketed it to something specific like if you then since they were saying it's a good exercise device, it would be a phenomenally better exercise device than any of the Fitbit for not that much money. It's amazing because it not only supports its first party exercise tracker where it like reminds you to get up But also all the third party ones like run That's the first that's a first step in working out. Hey get up get up. Boy. No, you'd be surprised It's like hey get up me like you know I should get up Never skip get up day ever

Um and I use text. I was doing text machines. Awesome. You got some pretty bad like Send me a text pose. I'm gonna send you a text. I want you to reply to it. Okay. Okay. Apply within emoji. While we're in the fonts or like take tape in actual. Did you get the uh or grim render photo that I sent you? Can you we can we show that by any chance? So this is the main orc that's in world of warcraft. This is an actual render of it as opposed to I'm sure what was before was a renderer.

But this to be it's like way more photoreal is shit. Yeah, that looks way better. Okay. So is that CG or is that that CG? That's a render. Yeah, so whatever reason like that that photo they put out with him by the fire to me Just look kind of like I don't know very uncanny valley to me. I feel like fire does that sometimes though I mean I have uncanny valley for a monster. I mean that's a made up being, you know. Yeah, that looked awesome. Yeah, I think it's always skin though. I was just all but I could put on my purple lights

for my watch. What is that? Oh, we went in there for that conversation. It was a big, could I log in onto that? No, I want to trust him. There is a certain app that I want to see. I didn't do it, Tinder on that. You can.

Oh my god, he's serious. You can. Oh my god, I wanted to see. I didn't know. Tinder on that. You can. Oh my god, are you serious? You can. Oh my god, I want to know that. So, Paul leaves the country for X amount of months, you know, to do. So, you can Tinder on that. Thanks, Paul. This is a problem.

If you don't have your aunt watches this, you find, so he's theoretically the way it works is you find someone you like. They like you. Then you say, I like this person. Then you find each other, you meet each other. The problem with that scenario is when you meet each other, you're wearing an Apple that's the problem then she's gonna realize that like immediately you have an apple watch What if she showed up and she had an apple watch with you on Tinder like you're your fucking face right there on her wrist That would be a turn off infection. It's like oh, y'all I'm on your watch. That's so cute. You're wearing me on jewelry

You just look before a girl with an apple watch And then things out of the up and see the apple watch walk back You just keep walking the way into the exit. It's like that grandpa Simpson gift, where his walks in and walks out. The Apple, though, if you were on a date, and you're like, oh, let me check my watch, but it was still open from the previous session,

and she just saw another girl's picture, like, right on it. You just got my sister. Yeah. 100% of the time that I opened my phone to show anybody anything on my phone, I'm always like, here, check this out, and then I see it's locked, and I go to unlock,

and I go, wait a minute, I'm like, so I'm like, okay, now look at it. Yeah. You never know. That out of context should, so. Yeah, especially like Paul's family was like looking at pictures from my phone, and I just wanted to show them this one.

They were like, oh, what else is by this? No, they didn't do that today. Don't be, let me give it. They really distracted them. If somebody ever swipes when you show them a photo on your thing, it's... You like knock the phone out of their hand and stomp on it and break it

Yeah, I mean you don't want to look you don't want to do that. You're laughing I mean you don't want to do that though because then it makes you look You might be like okay, I take I'm just like swipe stomp break. Do you ever hear about that guy who is like my text message yet? By the way, no, it's not on my phone either Man, it's working. You have a four connection. I heard I read about a guy who, you know, when you sit down and you like instinctively type like your password, your username, Facebook,

com, YouTube, com, it's just like, you know, you hit as soon as you're finished with those keyboards, you instinctively type something. Sure. There was a guy who was sitting down to show his girlfriend's family, like a video or something. So he sat down and they went to to go to YouTube and he went to porn tube or something a porn hub Just it instinctively typed it into and then it's like his family is like they're watching his Welcome back Yeah, I texted Brandon high Brandon. Let's be friends. He replied okay in all capital letters. Yeah It's the first generic response is the first generic response you can fake through.

There's like, like, pre-written things you could say. Can you type stuff out or is it on the pre- You do voice. You either pre-emoji or do voice and then send your voice recording or it'll dictate. Oh, you send a voice recording? Yeah. Wow.

No, you're messing with me. Yeah, I'm talking messing with you. Hey, what about your hue lights? You can control it with your eyes. We're all gonna make fun of this mercilessly right up until the point we all buy one. Which will be any week Yeah, I'm totally messing with you. Hey, what about your hue lights? You can control it with your eyes. We're all gonna make fun of this mercilessly, right up until the point we all buy one. Which will be any week now, I'm sure. Yeah, then people are gonna tweet me.

Oh, remember when you hit at the Apple Watch, when you said it was stupid, you made fun of Brandon? Yeah, we do remember that. Thanks for tuning in. Your job has almost jumped into the lake with that thing. Yeah, that's the thing. Why is that a bit? Why is that such a big deal?

It's like $500, so. It's some believe, like, have you seen the test? Or people who are diving, like hundreds of meters underwater, I think it'll survive like us. such a big deal. It's a proof. But it's like $500, so. It's some believe like, have you seen the test? Or people who are diving like hundreds of meters underwater. I think it'll survive like a flat. There's a lot of watches that cost 500 bucks. Well, I'm aware and I own very nice watches and I will go so. Oh, I'm gonna brag about it.

No, I'm just saying like, I don't think I would want to take watch out. Something that's equivalent to my watch is in Blaine's collection. Equivalent to my phone. I wouldn't want to take that into the water. Yeah, but the phone's not waterproof. The watch is. Yeah, it's fancy. It's fancy.

That is the coolest feature, the picture thing. Blaine, explain why you think it's the coolest feature. So the Apple Watch does have this feature, which is probably like one of the things that's close up on this. You can put your phone somewhere. It's connected via Bluetooth. You can put your phone somewhere. And then you can walk away and it's like, all right, everybody ready to take the photo?

And then you click a button and then it takes it for you from your phone. So you have a picture of what your phone is seeing on your Apple watch. So you can like, plan it in a room and spy on people. You're so weird, man. No, but that's cool. I can't believe it. Like, quite moving it. There we go.

There we go. And I'm moving the camera around over here. And you can see it. Yeah. That looks like a... Yeah. And you can see it. Yeah. That looks like a... Yeah. So you're saying your Apple Watch has a screen.

Is what it has. The head screen. You can spy on people. You can stream. You can spy on people with a laptop. I don't want to spy on people. You want to do in that pen? Don't want to do in Apple Watch.

You told Daniel the reason? You'll watch to see how far it would go. No, because you and Daniel were the ones who immediately had that reaction because you're both really creepy. But you're checking the lighting in the bathroom. That's what I want. You got gotta leave your phone wherever you're going You can just record on your phone and get back and watch it later. Yeah, that's a good point. No, it's something the same Is it is seeing it live? It's not as creepy. You're sitting here looking at a small like people's side

So hey, um, boy Bernie come on you all right one one more thing with the Apple watch I'm gonna pitch to you go ahead There's an Amazon app you click it you say I need paper towels It says here's paper towels you click those paper towels are gonna show up at your house tomorrow It's pretty cool. There you go, but I also can do it on my phone I've got a phone and a laptop and I can do it on those I know but everything Technology every time technology comes up. There's always another way you can do it that's slower I want to thank you

You're literally the only person now after two months of this thing being announced. You're the only person who's explaining to me what the thing can do. Everyone just says it's an Apple watch. That's it. That's all I say. That's Apple's marketing. That's the problem. So just buy it.

I think they haven't justified what it is that it can do or what it is that it does. That's why they're not saying yet. The other thing is people don't have them. They're going to wait. They haven't started. They're a whole lines of watches. They haven't started chipping You're the only one that I've seen that has had an Apple watch. Yeah, they've just have not blown up I think I feel like even though I don't know it's their best selling product in history. Is it really yeah fast?

I sell back order through July I think is it do they just have a limited amount of units Yeah, I saw every works. Yeah, no, no like like super limited. Because even when the iPhone came out, and it was like super limited, like I saw everybody with iPhones. The limited to the amount of people who were in it. But you think about other technology, like the PS3 or the Xbox 360 when they came out. It was like, yet to wait a year before you could find it in stores. Could be similar.

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Just like in the bathroom, you cannot hide the fact you're in a bathroom. Which bathroom were you in when you took the call? It's sound checks. I don't use our bathrooms because when you take a crap in there, there's like, there's like people walking in and out. And you know, sound check, it's a little bit more. The thing I understand about that other bathroom when you went to, why is there a like, there's like, people walking in and out and you know, soundtracks, it's a little bit more. The thing I understand about that other bathroom,

you went to, why is there a chair in there? Oh yeah. There's a chair at that. There's a Michael Tweed about that chair all the time. There's a chair in the stall that's like facing the toilet. I think we talked about this once is the ghost. I'm gonna buy that little ghost and watch you. I'm gonna put a nice fucking chair.

And there's also like nine or 10 rolls of toilet paper in there that are like partially used. Yeah, there's all various states or ten rolls of toilet paper there. And they're always like partially used. Yeah, there's all various states of use. It's weird. I don't know. Maybe it's haunted. It's so weird, it's all. What if you weird you out a few game into that bathroom and there was just a guy in

the stall door open just on this door, just like on a phone, not doing anything and be like, oh, that's what it's for. Is that guy? I mean, somebody put it in there, right? It was a conscious choice. Yeah. So maybe there is a guy that goes and does that. Maybe you're okay. There's like one of those little. I mean, put it in there right it was a conscious choice. Yeah so maybe there is a guy that goes and does that. Maybe okay there's like one of those little... I mean would it satisfy you or would it be bizarre? But would you at some point feel like well now I know. No because I'd be like because then it would be

like that guy's just sitting there because the chair was there the chair is not there because of him. Theory they have one of those little spray things that like every now and then it goes you know it's smell the nice smell. The air freshener. The nice smell. It's medicine. It's the clown from Poltergeist. Machine. And air freshener.

And air freshener. Mm-hmm. Maybe it's so high up for maintenance, they have to like climb up there because I imagine you have to change those up pretty frequently. That's what you said, ruin air fresheners for me. Because every time I smell air fresheners, smells like a bathroom. Air fresheners have ruined air fresheners. Why do people use air fresheners?

Air fresheners are bullshit. Air fresheners are one of the worst inventions ever made I mentioned what a bathroom smells like that without an air freshener, you know, especially the one Yeah, but in the wall and every five minutes ago, but I just I just think about the people who like use air fresheners You know at home or in their cars Why do people put those little fucking you receive those like those little gel things in their car? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Why the fuck would anyone do that? It smells like shit Well something happens smells fucking off. I own bison. It's so super concentrated

And in like you're such a enclosed space and the point is get overwhelmed with it I use an immersion I Sold that truck to the company to be our production truck and something happened like a month after I sold it to the company We're developed a smell and it's got a production truck has a weird smell on the inside And I don't know what it is that rain mill do it's like a rainy mill that's smell Yeah, and so that's the kind of thing that I think people try to mask because when they have it that truck just hit like some kind of like Point of no return. We're just like truck stinks now It's gonna get to me is like when you you have something to make a place smell better

You want to be sneaky about it? You want somebody to come in and be like well, why do you want to be so naturally is pleasant But when they're just staring at this giant plastic air freshener, it's like there's no value in that Like you want them to come here and be like this guy keeps a very very You know lavender smelling home candles do that. I think candles can be like yeah If piece of furniture as well as something that makes you smell Well like simply just have a book of matches and they're bathroom, they just let them match. I'll let them out. I worked for a toy store and I remember they had this little tinkerbell thing. That someone returned and I was trying to fix it because in my spare time I would try to fix toys

that were broken, just thought it was a little hobby. And I couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. There's a little red button and I was like looking at it and I pressed the button and I found out it was an air freshener and it instantly blew that shit in my face the day I smelled like a fucking girl. I felt like a fucking princess. Yeah I went down to spray banana in my eyes when I was a kid. It was like that breastplate. You know, and as a kid I was like looking at it and I just sprayed it straight into my own eyes and blinded myself like an hour.

hurt like hell. I was like mint spring mint in your eyes. Imagine imagine that I never knew it's what that was called but nonca But nonca it's a brand of it. You know that yeah I don't know as a kid and then I realized oh the only time I've ever seen this is on dumb and dumb or That's the only thing I know is dumb and dumb I should not walk around with this so you win and bought it Yeah, I'm as a kid. Yeah, I don't know you have it you have tic-tacs as a kid. Yeah Did you just have like really funked up?

Probably as a small child. Yeah as a small child. Yeah, I didn't I was gonna play a banana on a commercial for you But it was like somebody made a parody but not a commercial So I mean why wait somebody Make his no sense at all Paul's family was in town. It's what is high quality. They were. How did you embarrass yourself this time? I didn't necessarily embarrass myself.

Things started out really well, and they didn't go horribly, but you know, constantly trying to get on great terms with the dad. Immediately saw me when to shake his head. Shake his head. Shake his hand. Grabbed it. And then pulled me forward. And had a really nice bear hug. It was like an embrace, but at the same time, I'm gonna squeeze you a little bit.

And demonstrate your power. The last night that was there, he had a couple drinks. And whenever I was leaving, he like way on this good side yes so she thinks that's more about your drug can we go no no no so then I was like okay by and then like as I was leaving he just turned to me and he just said just like a little wag of the finger as I'm walking away and

I'm like this has no context like what exactly am I supposed to like conclude from this other than that it's like this giant man just like somewhat slightly threatening me as I walk away. Maybe he was like, you're an alright guy. Yeah, like that Brandon. That's really so good.

He's like, hey, or like, that's a closet. Go out the door. I was like, maybe that's when we were two. So I'm reading too much, I knew it. I think so. Maybe so. There's been worse. I was at a dad clean at a shotgun while I came to pick him up.

Do people really do that? I thought it was way over the top. Didn't have any effect on me at all. Yeah. Well, that guy's crazy. So his daughter must be crazy as well. If anything that tells me they have a sense of humor, I stated a girlfriend's house once in a minute

and her dad put a camera. You know, it was, it wasn't wired or anything. He was just fucking around. It was a careless like the iPhone. It's like a good watch. He was a good dude. There's one careless like the iPhone. It was like a awful lot. He was a little bit rude. There's one time I went to church with a girlfriend. She was Catholic and they do this prayer thing

and everybody holds hands. Yeah, it's really unique to Catholic church, guys. They do prayers. They do this prayer thing where you hold hands. That's kind of unique. I grew up Catholic, never held anybody's hand. Well, they do in this church, Bernie. I did it all the time.

I have my girlfriend on one side. I have my girlfriend on one side. And her dad on the other. You hold hands in church? Did you do your father? You make like a chain, I'll throw out the time. I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend, I have my girlfriend,

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Yeah, yeah, you guys are couple now. Do you think we take a list palm? It was so awkward. I that I would let go I would We got a regret I was a 21 22 That way you got like forgot how to drop something and be like oh my well I just sat there the whole time I could feel myself sweating I just fucking do it man. Just prayer You thought you were playing chicken with him. He was gonna drop it first.

So did he come in with Lacey Fingers as well? I think he came in with the cup and then I was just like, whoop! You did? No one will demonstrate with me. I really won't. I really won't. I don't really do it.

No, no. You were all played with him guys. So he went in like that and then I think I went in kind of like, how did I do it? He was like that. Because normally it should be like this Like that Well, I don't even think about it. Just do it. I think he gave me one of the

Yeah, so he gave me the under and I gave him the over and then I was just like That's unbelievable to me. Did you pull his hand up and just like put it your heart? bro That's unbelievable to me. Did you pull his hand up and just like put it your heart? Bro, this is this prayers again to me like a couple skate after I broke up with her or we broke up Who's a mutual thing? I saw much pully and he was in the parking lot and he just started laughing like he didn't even say hi He's just like And I was like oh now you said you had a mutual breakup. Yeah, is there really such a thing as a mutual breakup? No, or is it more so like, she broke up with you and you're like, that's fine.

Other way around. Really, that's what it was? Yeah, it just wasn't working out. And then, you know, I just kind of was like, this is the reasons why. And she's like, okay, I can see that. And then there was some fallout on her end, but I was like, man, I'm done.

There's so many immature ways though to break up with somebody. So pretty. The most immature way is Gavin's way. Which is. Just stop responding. No, you don't, you go no contact with an ex. Gavin does that before the ex stage.

He just goes no contact. Like he disappears off the face of the earth and the person he's dating just eventually gets the idea that he's not coming in. That's it. I wouldn't anymore. That's worse. Like getting, that's like getting stood up

and it's just like you don't even have the time. We're life. Yeah. You don't even have the time, the courtesy courtesy to just not another thing it's got. I love Gavin But like that sucks anyway, but like Gavin doesn't do that all the time He's done it enough like once is enough for us to call him on I like that he's not here and you can't defend himself about it I was like he would defend himself. He's here. I know who I'm just Gavin when I was 18 I didn't want to I actually have to break out with somebody so I just Became obnoxious

You till she broke up with me and I was like she's like well, I don't know I just think I can do this anymore. I'm just having problems all right. If you are then all right We'll we'll do that you know would you rather break up with somebody or be broken up with now? I do not care you don't care at all I do not care. I mean like if something doesn't work. it doesn't work, and I'm fine. It's brand is is fun to say. It is what it is. It is what it is. Blaine, what would you would you prefer being broken up with or breaking up with somebody? I guess breaking up with something somebody just something because it's just like I feel like I have like a little more control of the situation. I don't I hate being

the bad guy though. That's kind of a tough one. Yeah. I'm a bad guy. Yeah. I find it way easy to be broken up with because then I'm like, okay, yeah, I'm doing it. You're just like oh, okay I don't want to be the martyr though because then you're just all like oh What was me you know, I don't like that I don't like it's not a big deal. I'll be the martyr actually put it best She said that she she prefers to be the person breaking up with somebody because when you break up with somebody That's the end like you went through this whole process and you're like all right Okay, I gotta go through this kind of I gotta sit them down and break up with them,

you do what you like, done, shoo, but when you get broken up with, you just got started. You know what I mean? It's like somebody breaks up with you and you're like, but what if I and you're like nah, and then you know, they're just getting going on the process. So it totally makes sense to me from that perspective. Okay, and that's the case

that I definitely like doing the breaking up. Yeah, but I never really like, I never have been like blindsided by a breakup. I've never, that's never happened to me. Usually it's like the writing is on the wall. Then that person breaks up with me and you're like, oh, okay, that's fine. I put some like, you know, flags out to kind of,

let them know it's good. Literally, sure. Like red flag. I think everybody does that. What about you? What do you prefer? I don't know, I can go either way, but I think like fundamentally,

I prefer to be broken up with because I can just be like I can be more mature about that and be like, you know, like I've never had a break or something broke up with me like fucking flip my shit, you know, but I have broken up with people and they have just lost it, you know what I mean. And then there's a whole episode afterward and when it comes to communication like we was text messaging a big thing when they happened. Fuck text messaging. Listen to him talk. He's talking to a fucking caveman. Actually, yeah, it was only... We know, we didn't text messaging before. It was a big thing, we all had text messaging, but it wasn't a big thing. We had that, what's it's called, T9?

Oh god, T9 keyboards. So we didn't do much of that. No, we saw each other in person, and we discussed things with one another. No, I'm saying, we have to work. We have to have chat stories. I'm saying afterward, because text is so... We have a burzyly. No, we type out of the message on a stone tablet. There's like a phone, so easy to do that. We have to work. We have to work. We have to work. I'm saying afterward because text is so... We have to burrsly.

They type out a message on a stone tablet or a... There's so easy to do that no matter what at the after relationships over, there's going to be some sort of like text argument or freak out. It's going to happen. And then either it's like, I'm going to be an asshole and ignore it or I'm going to engage. That's like, it's like text messaging is added just like a whole long process. Well, the equivalent of breaking up with someone via text back, you know, when I was a teenager,

was the equivalent breaking up with somebody on the phone. Right. You weren't just a breakup with somebody on the phone. Just a break. You had the courtesy to break up with them. Person. So it's always the same thing. You know, if you're in a relationship with somebody, you should have a look in the eye and say, oh, I don't mean breaking up with them on the phone. I just never want to see it. It's like Game of Thrones. If you deliver the sentence, you have to deliver the sentence. It's like giving my sword. We're ending this. Jim, are you really tough breakups?

I don't think so. The weird thing, like thinking back about all the relationships I was ever in, I've never been dumped. I always was the person who ended it. Yeah? You never did like, but Brandon said we just acted like an asshole long enough to whether the... That's my life.

I've been going to do that. I'm going to be like, oh, I'm going to be trying to break up with the world. Yeah, so. This isn't an asshole. I just kept picking our, like, picking fights. That's being an asshole. That's kind of shitty, Brandon. What do you think an asshole is?

No, not fights, like, more like, you know, I was pretty cool. His degree of immense about, like, random stuff. All the time. That's an asshole. Yeah, but not like, I don't like your mother, like, you know, this agreement's about like random stuff. All the time. That's an asshole. Yeah, but not like, I don't like your mother, like stuff like, you know. Cut your losses to the Pacific.

That was the Pacific. No, like trivial things. Hey, babe, I don't like your mother. Why don't you break up with me? That's just more effort to move on. And I've actually like watched as like James Dean's movies from the 50s, like, how am I gonna be bad? Do you get a motorcycle?

other jacket or a leather jacket? I like to see Brandon's like 50 style James Dean Brooding getting some girl to break up with him. He's like a cigarette like yeah babe. I live faster with dye young She's like she's like mentions break up. He go you're gonna break up will break up like that whole thing Yeah, yeah, no, it's just like all right, you know, I you know, I see your point now that you say it I think about it's not an issue of trying to be it's like an issue of I would you you think in your head That's somehow better than just being like hey you I Don't want you to be here like I don't or I don't think this is working out because it didn't what you say, it always feels the same way. It does. So trying to like make it seem like they're in a better position at the time I thought was a better route, but it's all bad. There's

no good or bad way. It's all bad. Well, somebody put a best to me that like you should never be hard broken over a breakup. One way you can get over it a lot easier is you just try to think about everyone you've ever broken up with and thought about how you felt about those people. That's exactly how the person who broke up with you feels about you. That's exactly, they're spending almost no time thinking about you at that point in time.

After you're broken up, they're just like, I'm glad to be rid of this person. I'm going, so pining away over that person is not worth even a second of your time. I wanna say according to, I'm looking at Twitter here according to at Elie Ratic at Mr. Farma Haney That's the definition of an asshole in a relationship. Oh my fucking God. Yeah, exactly right You said I'm not being an asshole. I'm just picking fights every possible opportunity

Not every possible. I remember it was mostly like about like the one that stands up was like the last I was like about JK Rowling and like how good an author she was and you got a fight over that yeah she's like I don't go and I kept like no let's keep talking about it yeah you really waited you picked your battles right you picked the important ones and that's what it was and everything no it's not like a it's just like really trivial stuff that just says not like oh we kind of see different I would you know there's no good way to do it. It's always going to be bad. Typically you just weigh.

And I was 18. Give me a break. I don't do that now. I just say you just weigh your pros and cons. You're like, all right, why is it good to date this person? Why is it bad? Are these bad things things that I can put up with long term? No, that's not what we're talking about.

If I'm thinking this in death and we should just break up. You should be thinking about that at your age. Do you want to be with this person? No, that's it. You can make a conscious decision whether or not it's a good thing, but it's still a whole process to go through. That's really like sucks for everybody. If you're waiting pros and cons, well, just let me up here.

If he's waiting pros and cons, that's it. While you're dating it, 20, why will do you? Five 25. Oh, say he doesn't want to waste his time. He's young, but I mean, don't have to think too deeply about it. You're not marrying the person. Right. Just then we're like, you have a pros and cons list or whatever. Maybe you have a pros and cons list after a year, although I don't have to think too deeply about it. You're not marrying the person. Right. Just then we're like, you have a pros and cons list or whatever. Maybe you have a pros and cons list after a year? Although I don't know. I feel like I'm approaching the age where marriage should be kind of... Nah.

Well, my sister was married by your generation. Not for your generation. How long was your sister? Well, not just 30. She got married. I guess five or six years. How much time do I have? What's that? How old are you? 29.

Oh, no, no, no, no! You're pushing a little bit. You know, it's a little, when you talk about getting married, I mean, you get married to have kids and start a family, right? But you can always do that later, too. You know, unless you meet somebody that can't live it out. You can't, though. Because it seemed like they cost so much money.

I feel like the older the women get, though, like the harder it is, you know, like, the same reproduction gets a little bit more. You got science on your side yeah but you don't have to marry someone your own age either true like you could marry someone who was her own age slightly younger hmm but like good for her man because I'm the christmas

oh that's never gonna get old we should start we should start a really ship advice podcast I know I push that all I go actually in Megan Gavin I did a couples let's play we played a scary game together as couples and We all survived it just one. I think we'll see there's a little bit of yelling at one another Tainsill bit But we were okay. I think we're gonna put that up like maybe this coming week the kid thing They seem so expensive and nothing but stress and worry Yeah, they don't know shit either you got to do everything. Yeah, what if they're ugly? What's that? What if they're ugly? I don't think people know when their own kids are ugly only you just think your kids are beautiful because you're your kids

I feel like I would recognize that my kid is ugly. You think you I feel like I would too you think you would like if I had a kid I'm really sorry. Kid you got that for me. Sorry, bud. Yeah. What is it? Why was someone saying this the most depressing podcast of all time? What's so depressing about? Oh God, I know what's all the thing about wasting my getting married. Is that it? Hey Patrick, I sent you a whole list of stuff to talk about. Um, did you see Gus that somebody had a paper's please cosplay? About a million times. Oh, sorry.

Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, it was really really really entertained. I loved it. I don't know what con it was that but there was some con this week and I was just like was it what? A sin anime sense. Oh, did it. Is that what Meg went to no, she went to I look at that. That's the paper's papers. Please cosplay. So did you care that around? I was like he must carry that booth around with him and check people's. That RTX we should have that for like batch checking. Oh, that'd be great. At the door to get into the event. It's just like immigration checkpoint.

And we can like, tas like one out of every 10 people. So that one way like way shorter. But you have to like take a risk to get through that. Did you ever play papers, please? Huh? Huh? Huh? Do I think the bullhorn with the guy tries to jump the fence and get shot? Yeah. Yeah. That's a little bit further along. I didn't get as far as you did. I got to like day seven or something then my he got shut off my own my family died, so I played it Yeah, I played it many many many many many dude Ashley and my kids are playing the hell out of Don't starve

And I just can't get into that game. I play with them But I'm just like I just can't get into Don't starve that much. It's what in multiplayer man. In single player It's it's kind of it's really trying actually and JD have like this whole like system down where they're doing stuff Teddy's like you got your axe person you got your like mining person and then you got somebody who does nothing and then keeps talking about how hungry they are and they want food you get to winter and it's like you watch people go through like these tough decisions are like do we just we just let Teddy die because he's not like making enough beef jerky

so is it not for you what is what what is this game? Is it organ trail, but like everybody is a like you start on a randomly generated map It's a 2D Minecraft right it's like if Tim Burton made a top-down 2D Minecraft Why specifically in burden? It's like that art style It's like that art stuff. Yeah, it's like We've we've talked about it on like the patch game club and some other stuff, but it's just that style You know, and you got to collect resources and, yeah, like build farms and, you know, you have to eat like there's a, there's a, obviously the game's called Don't Star. There's like a full meter.

I don't know what to call it. A hundred meter. A hundred meter. There you go. And you have to eat every so often. And as you lose sanity, then like shadows start to come up all around you. And then you get, you're saying it gets low enough. The shadow start to attack you.

When is the closest that you think that you've actually been in real life? That's a good question. When's the closest I thought that I was insane? Mine was definitely low sleep. I think low sleep will definitely do it to you. I think probably the closest I've ever think of being actually been insane was when I went to something called sleep paralysis,

which I've talked about before, but it's where you wake up and your brain wakes up what your body hasn't and I can't move, I can't physically move. And there's something that comes along with it, which is called hagg syndrome, where you have that and then you also have the feeling that somebody is in the room right out of your site.

This for some reason those two things go hand in hand and I totally had that feeling a few different times, it's like somebody's in the corner of the room watching me and they're the reason why I can't move But I actually know what it's like to be paralyzed because I've been paralyzed in my body and then eventually you just like can finally move how why it's horrifying Like how I don't even know why it happens brain damage. Yeah, probably but that's the close I felt like being like insane where my brain was like working against me essentially I felt like Fuck what doesn't happen on your skydiving. Yeah, I'm just like

Yeah, don't fall asleep while you're skydiving My recommendation. I'd be bad. You're you're brain paralyzes your body when you sleep so that you don't act out your dreams Otherwise, you'll be sitting there like running in your bed or punching. That does happen to me though Sometimes I'll wake myself up from doing the motion that I'm doing in my dreams. Do you like doing that? Do you wake up? That's a gift. That happened to me. Congratulations, Tom. You finally got it after all this time.

My Scott is terrier a lot. He would just be sleeping and he'd be running in a sleep and he'd be like, I hope he's not thinking. I think the dream that I'm chasing him. The last time we talked about sleep paralysis was probably like five years ago. I think we followed the same chain of logic. And then we showed the video of the dog that like runs in its sleep and they get up and runs straight into the wall. Yeah, so that's why your brain paralyzed your body

so you don't do that kind of thing. It ended up as a emeritus funny-sled video. Sometimes a Benjamin in his sleep, like he'll start like barking. A lot of Benjamin. And like I think like, I wonder what he's doing. Like is he chasing something and like running around

and having a, like, it's not like a scared bark It sounds like excited Right, and then like I'll shake him and wake him up and it'll just like But it'll just like a back down you're not worried that he's like something in his self-continuousness is thinking that you're doing something Him and he wakes up and he's pissed off at you like I didn't do it I see that they're stressed out then all I'll kind of slowly pet them back into, wait, who are you talking about? Dogs.

If I see that there's something wrong with them, then I'll kind of like wake them up slowly. Just so that, you know, it's like, it's okay, you know, comfort them. No, I'm like, Hey, what are you doing? What are you barking at? Ah!

That thing I shot with Benjamin was, he's a adorable. I thought it was a perfect dog. It was pretty funny. Yeah, Benjamin was funny. It looked good. Yeah. We didn't put that out yet, have we? Yeah, it's coming up dog. It was pretty funny. Yeah, Ben. It looked good. Yeah, we put that out yet Have we? Yeah, it's going up to another thing today. He was awesome. He was awesome in that he looked good

He looked apart. Yeah, dapper. Yeah, so if you're asking when is the next contagion? Let's play coming out the couples Let's play that we did was actually in contagion. That's where you day because I figured it's like teamwork name Yeah, and the couple I love that game. I fucking love that game That game is perfect to me because they got slow Zombies right and that's so hard and they did it because that game You could easily win that game if you just stay patient and pay attention. That's it It's a real zombie thing the only way you die in a zombie apocalypse is if you're not paying attention There is also some randomization of the game which I guess like an apocalypse would be like what like you don't know

If you're gonna have if there's gonna be a strong zombie and you're gonna have the ammo for it. Oh sure, yeah. So there are some things. We had some great awesome moments with that. We had some really awesome moments. We played it on our day. Yeah, there's a riot cop in the one level

that we play because you're in a prison, he has a riot here on, and it's just you can't shoot him to take him down. You gotta like, or you gotta like just like, unload the arrows of big deal in the game. We play that on a podcast let's play. We were doing that. Yeah, we did the cockroaches. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm not surprised that that was my last let's play because it went so poor. We haven't done that podcast. We should do some more podcasts. I would not mind if we did the yeah, we did those four relates to team. Yeah, and well, that's part of the reason

setting up the room. I'll do more. Why don't we just record one every week before the podcast? That left for dead ones like one of my favorite things I've done. Yeah. Yeah. So much fucking fun. Yeah, let's start doing that. Like in the propane tanks every time I found them. I'm like, I don't think I was in that way. Was I? Yeah, you were. It was you me. Uh, Gus and Gavin. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I love left for dead too. Right. I'm like, I, that's why I haven't had I haven't been on the patch in a long time.

I was like, I just played the same games. Yeah. I was actually counter-strike just recently. That's why I asked, uh asked to not be in last weeks because I feel like all I've been talking about lately is Hearthstone. Yeah, I was like I just don't want to be the Hearthstone broken record who's just talking about that one thing over and over. No, I don't blame you.

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She's pitching toad though. And she and her dad had some kind of accident. What happened to their hands? I don't know. Oh, they're just cut off. Yeah. They do that in calf. Have to churches.

It's cut off your left hand. And you're right handed to your girl. So some Catholic church is not all of them. That was, yeah, and that was. That was TB stone on Twitter. Gus, what's the most expensive or the most you've destroyed of physical property when you've been mad about something? I don't destroy stuff when I get mad. I think it's stupid. There's nothing that you've just destroyed. I don't break stuff. Because I realize that being angry would cost me money.

And I just think it's dumb. What do you mean? Like when you're getting mad and you break something, do you do that? Yeah, I used to do it way more. I used to be an angry person. Controllers, I used to break. You used to break controllers all the time.

Yeah, I was watching. Teddy, Teddy talked me into him playing limbo, even though it's kind of like a really dark game, but it's like fairy tale dark, you know? Like I don't think it's any worse than any of those grim brothers fairy tales where everyone's getting eaten by the end of the goddamn thing. So I just said, okay, let him play it

because the puzzles are really challenging in it. You know, when he's working his way through it. And I got to watch him get so fucking frustrated at platforming stuff and figuring out puzzles and all that. Like getting water levels up and stuff like that. He was just getting, I see it on him, getting so fucking frustrated. So I had the whole conversation with him about it.

It's okay. Video games will make you very, very mad sometimes that'll happen. So controllers. Oh, yeah, the biggest thing that you just I actually broke a controller in half in my hand. On a original Xbox controllers. Yeah, pretty bad. Duke Gus. Gus watched me do it.

Yeah, I was there. I was like, that's pretty bad. It's not going for a plan. That was over a couldn't get a shot right in Reverse Blue with season one or two. And it was just like, try to thousand times. I think it was. I think it was season three was it I think so actually went like this with it like that Twisted it tarted. Yeah, and then he just like And then ground another one. Yeah, I was like he broke you like you got so man

He broke it and it's like put it down. I was like all right You broke it and it's like put it down. I was like, all right, let's go into this. I gotta get it. Oh, my God. My own words like that. iPhones, two iPhones. You broke it. I thought you were man.

I mean, I got a new one and there was like something slightly wrong with that one. Like, fuck, you know, and I just threw it and then, uh, I knew I'd get a new one. So just, well, there was this guy in Georgia who got really angry and just pissed off. He hadn't had worked in like a year Got in his pickup and then just drove through his house. Yeah, just like completely Fudge real deal man, and they were just like what are you gonna do?

He's like well, I've been out of work for a year, but I'm a contractor So I guess I have something to work on now I have a job now and then the police came and they interrogated him, but at the end of the day, it was his house. And his truck and his truck, so they couldn't do anything. Wow. Wait a minute, fast. Man, drive your house on purpose.

I totally get it. I totally get it. No. I totally get it. I totally get it. I totally get it. What are you talking about? I totally get it. No. Yeah, fuck that house. I totally get it. No, yeah, no Talking about I totally get it. No, yeah, fuck that house. I totally get it a controller is a pretty far I've done other stuff because I break controller

You said that was the most expensive thing though not any gabbit of listen I've done stuff that's like matter that's like when I was younger and the teenager one time getting so mad I got so mad one time I actually physically hit myself like and so mad. I got so mad one time I actually physically hit myself like in the forehead. I got so mad. I Can't remember what was about but I remember I hit myself hard enough to hurt myself. Did you apologize to yourself later? No, I just realized immediately that I was a fucking idiot Really never like put your taking your hand and like hit your own head for doing something. No, I'll bang my head again Something will you? Yeah, yeah, I mean if I'm really mad We have fuckingers like hit a wall when my favorite football clips of all time is the guy who's fucking so pumped up

And he's running around to all of his teammates and he's got no helmet on and just goes Teammates just like full-on head butt with his forehead and just like you're a fucking idiot and that was awesome I just smashed desk with my with my fist and one time I was playing Xbox and I think maddened and I just took my controller And I just started wailing on my table in my living room and it was a cheap IKEA table So for the longest time you just saw like this giant indention of like the side of an Xbox controller Yeah, they just like fit natural panels that come down. Yeah, those will perfectly get what my weekly dad story my dad's a football coach and perfectly get what is my weekly dad story my dad's football coach and going off your football story and we were playing on this one field in the sidelines were super narrow and there was a guy receiver that was running off the field

and you know he had so much the minimum behind me just cut the ball and he couldn't dodge anybody or go anywhere and my dad was right in his path and my dad's a big guy and he just he's an office lineman so he hunkered down stuck his arms out and then the kid just got fucking laid out wow Wow. And my dad was just like unmoved. It was the most badass thing I see. Everyone on our team was like, oh, it's always in squeamish or anything. What my dad? It was just cool looking. It was badass. Yeah, he just like went like this and the guy just went down. He was using an opposing point. Are you guys squeamish when you see something like a video, something that's like, you know, um, I don't know. It's, I would say squeamish,

but I feel like empathy. Because I found a video. I watched someone break an arm and I'm like, ah, God, that must be terrible. You were losing your shit earlier. What was that? I found a video of this dumb kid, hopefully not with his parent. He had a loose tooth. Oh, God. He also had a loose tooth. Oh God. He also had a parrot of some kind and he had the parrot just like I think he was like just pecking at his tooth and like you're just sitting there waiting for it to come out And it takes forever. Oh here. Oh no. No, the parents trying to pull it out of his mouth So it's like I realized that when I was a kid I could just easily watch this in laugh, but now I was an adult something happened to me So why would you want one of these if you if you read the about on had did you read the about on this video? The kid I get the point the parrot

They said that this was the fifth or sixth tooth that that parrot has pulled out like this really I guess like it's just something the parrot does now. Does the other guy you discover that do they cover it in a material You could see the kid like kind of pointing at it with his tooth. Like, errr. Oh, it's through the parrot. I was gonna go for that one. Oh, God. There it is.

There it is. Good bird. He got the tooth? Oh, that's awful. The parrot's gonna go rabid and just start plucking people's teeth out. That parrot became pantywice. Didn't happen with the birds from Hitchcock's Birds movie

is like they train them to attack people and then they couldn't untrain it so they had to just kill with the birds from Hitchcock's Birds movie is like they train them to attack people and then they couldn't Untrained it so they had to just kill all the birds I never heard that I never heard that just something I made I read the book. I'm pretty sure that's not the case I think it was like something with an environmental Filmmakers trained birds for the movie Real life Filmmakers trained birds for the movie. Oh, you know, I Yeah, I really use real birds Back then yeah, you can use animals. No, it's nuts. Yeah, Milo notice you ever hear that we eat about the little pug in the

Don't tell me a cat story about Milo and notice. Oh, they killed like 50 dogs and cats making that movie There's one with a cat jumps off a cliff and there's another one that go down a waterfall in a box Yes, like 70 cats died doing that And there's another one that go down a waterfall in a box. Yes, like 70 cats die doing that. They just have nine lives. They killed six or 30 cats. It was a bug they got hurt. Yeah, yeah, they killed a lot of animals doing it.

So they're sorry, this was called the most depressing podcast of all time now. Now we're stuck with that. The, the whole thing about lemmings, like what, you know what the deal with lemmings are? Yeah, Disney made a documentary and there was an ongoing myth. There's something that, lemmings, what was deal with Lemmings are yeah, Disney made a documentary and there was an ongoing myth There's something that limit when what was it? Yeah, yeah, yeah would jump off of clips when their numbers are too great Right and so the Disney doc in documentary maker in order to show this ran a bunch of Lemmings off of a cliff

Which perpetuated the myth forever they realize that they wouldn't do it that true So that's true. Oh, they don't do that. I learned it from the game. Well Disney I know that there's a game Lemmings based on it, but they're not mice in it They're like little elf people. We have this Disney in my son real documentary and just ran these herds of my self-fucked cliff. What do Lemmings look like? I think they're like little like a field mouse. Hamsters or Prairie dogs are adorable. Yeah, we don't feel mouse. Yeah, it's weird all the stuff that you do. Of all of our selections of pets Choosing which rodents we determine our pets is kind of funny to me like it's one thing the stuff that you get. Of all of our selections of pets, choosing which rodents we determine our pets

is kind of funny to me. Like, it's one of the animals, like different animals or pets. Like a cow is not a pet, or the dog is. But like, why is a hamster a pet, but a rat is not a pet? I don't know if you're saying that. Rats are super smart.

A tail. Like the smart one is a smart animal. Big ugly fucking tail looks like a snake. It's a good call. And you know, so you don't find like hamsters in your basement behind the furnace, you know. Oh, if I did, I did. Ooh. Little rabbits. What would be the scariest animal to find in your basement behind the furnace, you know, if I did a little rabbit's

What would be the scariest animal to find your basement if you've never encountered a Bingle tiger lobster I think Lobsters are just like I don't understand why that's a delicacy. It looks like the world's biggest like horrible insect It looks like a rope or something. Yeah, yeah with no tail basically. Yeah, so we eat a tail I was out hiking at the Greenbelt and I saw a coral snake. I didn't even know those things were in Texas. Oh yeah, totally. It was like a, it was the red, the black, the yellow.

I was like, fuck. Like it was like right there, the red and yellow were together, right? Is not the blue? Yeah. And we have King snakes too. King snakes look like coral snakes, but they're not. Right.

It's whether it's red and yellow or red and black. It was red and yellow. But yeah, that, they had highly yeah that they have highly poisonous yeah I I walked around it anytime I go I will probably wear hiking boots in jeans now because fuck knock on wood I've lived in Texas my whole life I live right by the green belt in Austin nice area very yeah it's the green belts awesome you go you obviously like doing your periscope hiking from there yeah I used to live over the green bell just so I could walk down there I have never run into a rattlesnake in Texas ever and I hope I never did you grow up in in the valley

Did you run into rattlesnake? I did not grow up in the valley I grew up north of that But yeah, I ran around a rattle six okay now you go past the not the valley sorry north of the valley You did not run into it and I did yeah, you ever get bit. Oh god. No, my my cousin Terranchal is down there too. Yeah, That's a trash. Let's get you a rally runaway. Bawsel. Because it was taken out the fucking trash up in a Wastwick, Oklahoma, small rural town and got bit by a copperhead. Yeah. And my uncle went out there. My uncle is a badass and killed it with a spade.

And he took my cousin to the hospital with the snake in tow. And he got the last anabinum that they had there. And then my uncle proceeded to freeze the snake in tow and he got the last anabinum that they had there and then my uncle proceeded to freeze the snake and he's going to make my cousin a wallet. Because it's awesome. Really? So when did this happen? Uh, it was fairly recently.

I think it was a- It might have been actually last summer. I read a scout that most people who get bit by snakes, poison snakes, die because of heart attacks and not because of the poison from the actual animal. Is it caught from a blood clot? Just like, just have a heart attack. They just like completely like lose your shit and freak out.

Oh. Like that anxiety and stuff. Well, I realized that when I was like hiking and I saw that thing, I was like a good mile, mile and a half away from my car. So it's like, I would have been fucked. Cause I would have killed it, ran back and called the cops to maybe wherever,

you know, for the end of it and all that bullshit. Why can't you just call it a paramedics? There's been a very bad reception out there. Why can't you just call them? Aramedics there's been in there very Bad reception out there also do you hear about what happened with the life flight? Yeah, that's sad That's really sad. There was a thing in the green belt where more bed Yeah, here we go again more than most depressing podcasts life flight a life flight Rescue fell out of the helicopter and died when they were trying to rescue somebody in the Rescue somebody from the green belt. Yeah, I guess got stuck out there. Yeah, that happens. It happened yesterday, I think.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's fucking green, but how do you get stuck out there? I know, the green bell, by the way, you can walk like half a mile in the direction and get to the mall, basically. Right. You know, I mean, it's like, it's a big, huge section of the middle of Austin that's dedicated to greenery,

but it's kind of, it's about a big middle of a park, right? I mean, it's like, you can see civilization, you know, if you head in one direction for more than like 10 minutes. Yeah. Yeah, it's first thing So it's about it's nice to have that part of it But it's really sad about that EMS. Yeah, you know someone who dedicates your life to helping other people in saving lives and then And then you're trying to just falls out of the helicopter is a is proza aquaniver sponsors for this week's podcast No, nobody's that depressed come Come on, this is life in action. Man, did you hear about that? Biker shootout in Waco? Oh, Jesus, dude.

It's crazy. I just met up with my parents that in Waco like the day before that happened. That's absolutely nuts. It sounds like something out of a movie or like out of a bit of a sort of breaking bad. Like, are you Biker's name? Yeah, it's Turkey.

Oh, it was only three, I thought it was five. Oh, what I read was three. I don't know, it's five. I read three Biker gangs, gotten a giant shootout in the parking lot of a Twin Peaks restaurant. Twin Peaks. That's like the Hooters knock off. Yeah.

I love it. I went to one and we went to go see Ed. He had a show from Bear Naked Ladies. Had a show up in Dallas. And we went to the only thing that was open in Dallas after a rock show. So it was late at night. And we went to this place called Redneck heaven and it was the creepiest restaurant I've ever been in in my life

It was like somebody went to a hooters and said I really like this restaurant a lot but all these Waitresses are over 18 so Where all the waitresses are like 16 to 18 and it's like it we were just in there just like this And and it was like it was like I I feel like I should like drive our waitress to school It's just like the creepiest place that I've ever been in now that being said I don't know if they changed their policy or whether policy actually is I'm sure everyone there is actually over the age of 18 So allegedly literally in red neck heaven

We're heaven's going. We're in the different. As far as I know they never had a bike or shoot out in the parking lot. So they got that going for them. Waco's got a pretty rough history when it comes to shootings and such. Do they? Yeah, Waco, Waco, Waco. Oh, they're crushed. I was sure that Waco was the reason why are tracks so many odd people in religious cults is because it is the only city in the Western Hemisphere that's on the same latitude as Jerusalem and has a river that runs through it.

And so it has some kind of like religious significance, like considered to be like power, the Jerusalem of the West based on the civilization. I've never heard that before. I assume crazy people all know that. I'm Bernie, I got my eye on you. They're drawn to it. They should put that slogan on a sign when you drive into it. It's tiny little letters. Welcome to our town.

The same sea level is real. Same latitude. Let's talk about something that's a little bit more upper alley. So we're talking about the people getting trapped in the green belt or whatever. Did you hear about the teenagers in Canada who got really high and then got lost in the woods? Like they got like they got they said they couldn't find their way out of a bush so they had to call for help and like they came I'll say this here. Police in Barry Ontario say two men who took

an illicit drug had to call 911 when they couldn't find their way out of a bush. The call came in Tuesday from the pair who said they were lost. So the police came they found two 19 year old men who were quote, silently staring off into the sky. Oh my God. Took them a long time to figure it out, but it says it took several attempts to talk to the men to determine. They consumed an illicit drug and were extremely disoriented. They were taken to the hospital for their own safety and police says no charges will be late.

Oh, that's nice. That's all but Canada, right? It's like, you know, there's just two idiots. I'm going to say. They're stuck in a bush. They're like a cat the golden fire department Full of water. I met a Canadian dude at the gym today He was a Rucherti fan of things and was Eric. Oh, yeah, and fucking sweetest guy Super nice Canadian. I want to go to Canada sometime. Canada is a great place. Awesome people out there Except Canadians are always quick to correct me when everyone says that Canadians are so nice that Canadians think other Canadians are big assholes

Really and I'm actually like going to Toronto we used to go to a huge fan event in Toronto every year I I ran into some serious assholes in Toronto. I mean they were like French like on the bus and stuff I ran into crazy people. Yeah, well I was walking through the streets or driving Well, it's Toronto though culturally. That's a lot different than the rest of Canada Then okay, why Toronto is different because it's like more of a I'm not saying French people or mean, but I'm just saying culturally it's more like a Quebec is more you think of Montreal. I'm mean a Montreal. Yeah, you think of Montreal. I am. Yeah. Montreal is awesome. That's where I went to the just for last commission. That was a lot of fun. Just for last. It's a you ever see those things that

are on TV. There's like videos on the internet where it's like clearly a prank show, but there's no language spoken in it at all Like that came out of just for laughs. I believe or was picked up by just for us. Yeah, it was just for us Yeah, and it's a big comedy festival takes place in Montreal I don't know how people to do Prank shows don't just get their asses beat constantly Do I saw that video where the guy got like knocked out, but man, I'm wondering when that's gonna happen. That's what we're going to call him.

It's a pretty serious situation. I remember in your reaction when Chris and Aaron said they wanted to make a prank show. It's like we're not doing it. It's just like, we're not gonna like ambush people in public or anything like that and make other people's lives miserable so that we can be entertained by it.

But then social disorder turned out to be something totally different, you know. There was just too idiot. So yeah, but it's always tough. Prank shows are just like, a lot of them are like borderline races too. Like they go into the hood, you know, and just like kind of like basically try to get thrown at. Their ass is kicked by somebody. So it's yeah, it's tough to watch those. I remember those a guy who was in like a bathroom stall and just had like a water bottle and he was pretending this guy's laughing. He is pretending to pee on like the feet of the people next to him. Oh there's better ones. There's ones where they'll fill up

a con with like mayonnaise and they'll toss it over and they'll be like what the fuck? Or there would be like oh what's up. I'm also I'm also not saying it's not funny. A lot of times you're funny, but they're at the expense of some other person. Use the word better. That was funny. There's no way a guy put chocolate on his hands and the ass for the neighbor to give him toilet paper and he grabs it

and he rubs his chocolate. Y'all love the toilet ones, huh? Y'all love the toilet ones. He does, apparently loves the toilet ones. They have the one where the guy uses the wrong hand. It flushes the toilet when he's getting his hands mixed up. Calling it Blaine in it. All right. Oh, we got it. We got we should wrap up.

Some happened to a guy by the government here by the guy who was sent it was depositing too small of money. Apparently, that's a rule that you can't deposit small amounts of cash too many times. And the government, the IRS sees his bank accounts. And they were going to give me half his money back. What? Did you know you're about that? No.

I'll look it up. It's some guy like in North Carolina owns a small little like mom and pop shop. And one day the IRS was in his office, was in his store and they said, yeah, we're seizing your, the federal agents then showed McLellan paperwork that included deposits of the store's account at Lumbry Guarantee Bank.

The statement showed two deposits made within a twenty-four-hour period totaling eleven thousand four hundred dollars the statements they said indicated he had a history of consistent cash deposits of less than ten thousand dollars which is illegal What it's illegal to the make deposits on a regular basis of less than ten thousand dollars. So everyone who gets paid a regular paycheck They have a name for it? It's called, what's it called here? I'm trying to see if they showed up and they asked me, are you familiar with the term, whatever?

It's my life. Maybe the paycheck thing, something link here, employers, different. Maybe if you just show up and say, hey, here's five grand. What? Maybe that's the thing. It's called structuring. He committed structuring violations. I don't think I ever tell the story about having to me when I got my bank account frozen

by the government. No. When we first started, Rissertheath, Rissertheath was originally started as a DBA, which is doing business as. So it was Michael Burns doing business as Rousherti. Okay, so it was basically me, but then we had his brand name of Rousherti before we came like an LLC and everything else. So all the accounts that ran through were my all my accounts.

And then one day, like eight months into selling DVDs, all my bank accounts were frozen. And I got a call from, it was Bank of America at the time. They called me and said, yeah, the government froze all your accounts and I was like what the fuck? I said, you know, it's like the I just might you know always a nightmare to business owner that you've done something wrong with the IRS I said I paid all my taxes everything's all square. I don't know why the IRS would freeze it. This was 2004 Early 2004 and they said wasn't the IRS was homeland security because we had so many transactions coming in for $20 for DVDs And they were coming in from all over the world

They said you need to show where every one of these dollars comes from you need to prove where they come from I was like we sell we're selling DVDs. We're selling them everywhere And they were like you have a Homeland Security lock my accounts. That's why I've talked about in the podcast before I ended up on that No, or the fly. I ended up on that no fly watch list. I ended up on that. That's why I ended up on the fly watch list. Was that? I don't think I've ever talked about it before.

Because it was a money thing. I mean, I never really talked about that stuff before. But yeah, because we were selling so many DVDs, getting so many $20 transactions, the Homeland Security came in and shut down my account. That's insane. How long did it take you to get it back? Not long, not long.

Like less than a week to get it all on frozen and everything. But it was pretty easy. What did you do in the mean? Because there were records, you know, I'm sure Yeah, it was like I but actually what I said was I literally can't prove like where all this come from They just want to make sure because a big thing after 9-11 and this was right after 9-11 was you know How they got the money to pull the stuff off? Okay, right like funneling yeah, and they were like funneling money through all some money longering was a big deal Mm-hmm, so Yeah, so anyway, I thought it was interesting that money through also money longering was a big deal. So

Yeah, so anyway, I thought it was interesting that happened to somebody else something similar in a small guy where he was just They just didn't like the way he was depositing money They weren't saying the money came from an ill-gotten gains or anything They just they don't like the way your deposit. I mean I get it. But they should give it back once You said they can actually until they got publicized everywhere and then they gave most money back All right, well, we, we should wrap up. So one thing I'm for watching, we'll see you guys next Monday for another episode of the R.T. podcast. Just want to say I love the Department of Homeland Security.

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